# 7 - Me, Shouko, and Kisaragi Grand Park

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**[00:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning, Yuuji.<br>**[00:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a beautiful day today.<br>**[00:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would you like to have breakfast?<br>**[00:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuuji, are you still sleepy?<br>**[00:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shouko, get my cell for me.<br>**[00:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello, is this the police?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd like to report a trespasser.<br>**[00:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?*<br>**[00:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*One more chance, one more<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;chance. Never never give up!*<br>**[01:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*One more chance, one<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;more chance. Never give up!*<br>**[01:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BAKA and TEST<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;- Summon the Beasts-<br>**[01:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*"Nice to encounter you,"<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that one's too easy!*<br>**[01:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*There's only one answer<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that I decided on at the start*<br>**[01:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*My heart fluttered. Will I pass?*<br>**[01:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I won't panic whether<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's a matter of love or war*<br>**[01:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I sigh as I cram all night long*<br>**[01:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*There's a genius dreamer inside of me*<br>**[01:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true*<br>**[01:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Pay no mind to other people's worlds*<br>**[01:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Perfect-area complete!*<br>**[01:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'll definitely be waiting right here.*<br>**[01:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it*<br>**[01:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Ah! Ear! Ear!*<br>**[01:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Why? We just keep missing each other*<br>**[01:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If you came to me for advice, it'd go like*<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*"So, friends?" "Yes, friends."*<br>**[01:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's a sad 0 points.*<br>**[01:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*No! Do it again! Rewrite it!*<br>**[02:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *I'm serious, one<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;more chance please*<br>**[02:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You know, there's a future<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;more wonderful than now*<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Make it more wonderful than<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;now... my life, my life, my life*<br>**[02:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuuji... what is this?<br>**[02:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Sweat"<br>**[02:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What is that? I've never<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;seen that book before in my life.<br>**[02:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was hidden under the false<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bottom in the third drawer of your desk<br>**[02:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with a reference book cover on it.<br>**[02:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello? What's the matter? Hello?<br>**[02:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry. I was mistaken.<br>**[02:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well then, just burn it and I'll forgive you.<br>**[02:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait. You wouldn't punish me like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that if you were planning to forgive me.<br>**[02:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, I won't forgive you even if you burn it.<br>**[02:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you want it burned either way?!<br>**[02:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ahhhhhh!<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So what do you want so early in the morning?<br>**[02:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This...<br>**[02:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's... a premium ticket for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kisaragi Grand Park? Why do you have it?<br>**[03:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A kind person gave it to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me with good intentions.<br>**[03:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good luck!<br>**[03:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Akihisa is pretty much the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;only one I know who had one.<br>**[03:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It wasn't me!<br>**[03:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The special event, Wedding Experience...<br>**[03:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Akihisa Yoshii"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Blocking number"<br>**[03:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello? Who is this?<br>**[03:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm gonna kill you!<br>**[03:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?! Who is this?! What?! Hello?!<br>**[03:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well then, let's go, Yuuji.<br>**[03:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't want to.<br>**[03:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You lied.<br>**[03:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never promised anything like that.<br>**[03:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You promised that you'd go<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;out with me if you lost the ST War.<br>**[03:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't remember that.<br>**[03:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then you pick.<br>**[03:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You swore that if you broke the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;promise, you'd marry me right away.<br>**[03:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, isn't that different from what we promised?<br>**[03:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Episode 7"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Me, Shouko, and Kisaragi Grand Park"<br>**[03:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Dammit! That damn Akihisa!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He'll definitely pay for thi--*<br>**[03:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow, ow, ow... Stop it, Shouko!<br>**[03:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All the couples are arm in arm.<br>**[03:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No one else is using an arm lock<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to keep the other from running!<br>**[03:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello! Welcome to Kisaragi Grand Park!<br>**[04:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Yuuji Sakamoto" "Super Idiot"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Akihisa Yoshii"<br>**[04:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Beep"<br>**[04:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Akihisa. This sure is an<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;amusing little trick you're pulling.<br>**[04:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Run!<br>**[04:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've got the wrong guy!<br>**[04:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you here?!<br>**[04:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You too?! What's the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;meaning of this, Hideyoshi?!<br>**[04:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What're you talking about? I'm a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;staff member at Kisaragi Grand Park.<br>**[04:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have no connection to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this acquaintance you speak of.<br>**[04:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you insist on playing innocent, then...<br>**[04:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Yuuji Sakamoto" "Hideyoshi Kinoshita"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Hideyoshi Kinoshita"<br>**[04:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oops, my hand slipped.<br>**[04:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is it really necessary to go that far over this?<br>**[04:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wha...<br>**[04:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you have the invitation ticket?<br>**[04:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Kisaragi Grand Park"<br>**[04:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here.<br>**[04:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa! This is a premium<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ticket for a special event!<br>**[04:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Alpha calling Bravo. I've confirmed the target.<br>**[04:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Code 70. We're moving onto Operation<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wedding. Make sure to take them down!<br>**[05:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! What's that violent communication about?!<br>**[05:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please pay no mind.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It has nothing to do with you.<br>**[05:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were clearly talking about us!<br>**[05:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well then, let's take a souvenir<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;picture, our special service.<br>**[05:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you for waiting.<br>**[05:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry, Shouko!<br>**[05:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like you can't hide your<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;instinctive habits, huh, Muttsulini?<br>**[05:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuuji... you're naughty.<br>**[05:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't do it again so forgive me.<br>**[05:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay. We'll continue this in bed.<br>**[05:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I said I won't do it again! I don't have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the slightest interest in your underwear!<br>**[05:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't forgive you for that.<br>**[05:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ahhhh! That's so unfair! My temples are...!<br>**[05:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say cheese!<br>**[05:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cheese.<br>**[05:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"We're getting married."<br>**[05:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this picture?<br>**[05:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's our free service.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We added a special design to it.<br>**[05:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This photo will be displayed in the park's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;photo studio to commemorate your visit.<br>**[05:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you serious?<br>**[06:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you feeling shy, Yuuji?<br>**[06:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see nothing in this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;picture for me to feel shy about.<br>**[06:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah! Look! Look, Ryuuta!<br>**[06:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's have them take our picture, too!<br>**[06:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good idea, Riko. Hey, buddy, you over there.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll let you take our picture, too.<br>**[06:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am very sorry, but this is a special<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;service only for premium ticket holders.<br>**[06:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! What's the problem<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with taking just one picture.<br>**[06:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're customers, you jerk!<br>**[06:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"*Tenjo*"<br>**[06:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wouldn't it be better advertising<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you took a picture of us<br>**[06:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;instead of those boring brats? Well?!<br>**[06:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"*Tenge*"<br>**[06:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"*Yuiga*"<br>**[06:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's right. Isn't Ryuuta twice<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as cool as that high school kid?<br>**[06:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait.<br>**[06:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where're you going?<br>**[06:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Those two bad-mouthed you.<br>**[06:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't get bothered over something like that.<br>**[06:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you say so...<br>**[06:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just take the same kind of picture of us!<br>**[06:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay. If you insist... Please come this way.<br>**[06:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay. Please put your hand here.<br>**[06:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, squeeze hard.<br>**[06:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow, ow, ow...<br>**[07:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say cheese!<br>**[07:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"We're getting married."<br>**[07:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the hell are you doing?!<br>**[07:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You told us to take the same picture, so...<br>**[07:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm gonna strangle you!<br>**[07:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is bad! The burger head snapped!<br>**[07:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you mocking me, you brats?!<br>**[07:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like... this is gonna be a pain.<br>**[07:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How did they sneak in here to begin with?<br>**[07:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you feeling shy, Yuuji?<br>**[07:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What man would feel shy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when his joints are being locked?!<br>**[07:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But couples are walking arm in arm.<br>**[07:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This position wouldn't make<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;us look like a couple, would it?!<br>**[07:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hi there, you lovey-dovey couple over there!<br>**[07:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See? We look like a couple.<br>**[07:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's clearly something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wrong with her, right?!<br>**[07:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm Fee the fox! I'll introduce<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you to a very interesting attraction!<br>**[07:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I saw Akihisa out on a date with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a female college student earlier.<br>**[07:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! Yoshii was? Where did you see them?<br>**[08:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you working here, Himeji?<br>**[08:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm Fee the fox! I'll introduce<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you to a very interesting attraction!<br>**[08:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you wanna play innocent, that's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fine by me. Tell me your recommendation.<br>**[08:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay! My recommendation is the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;haunted house you see over there!<br>**[08:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see. Shouko, we'll go<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;somewhere *besides* the haunted house.<br>**[08:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;P-Please wait! Why?<br>**[08:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure you guys have gone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and set something up for us, right?<br>**[08:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please! Go to the haunted house, please!<br>**[08:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I refuse!<br>**[08:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop right there, Yuuji!<br>**[08:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm Noin! I'm not going to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;let you cause Fee trouble!<br>**[08:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That getup is messed up in the head, Akihisa.<br>**[08:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How rude! Which part is messed up?!<br>**[08:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuuji, Noin is the absentminded one, so...<br>**[08:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No fox would be so absentminded<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as to have his head on backwards!<br>**[08:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yoshii! You're wearing the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;head the other way around!<br>**[08:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! Shoot! No wonder<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I couldn't see the front.<br>**[09:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fix it quick or Sakamoto will figure it out!<br>**[09:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They really still think that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they can keep us in the dark?<br>**[09:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By the way, Akihisa...<br>**[09:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is your date with that female<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;college student over already?<br>**[09:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[09:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yoshii... I heard that you went on a date<br>**[09:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;while we were carrying out our important plan.<br>**[09:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What're you talking about, Himeji?<br>**[09:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Sending Mail" "Mizuki" "Minami"<br>**[09:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Mail Sent"<br>**[09:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Minami's on her way here.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's sit down and talk.<br>**[09:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-That's not good.<br>**[09:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Amusement parks are supposed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be places for fun, not fighting!<br>**[09:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! What's the deal, Aki?!<br>**[09:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's already here!<br>**[09:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're gonna tell us all the details.<br>**[09:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're gonna be honest with us.<br>**[09:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You've got it wrong!<br>**[09:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, Shouko!<br>**[09:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go to an attraction<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;aside from the haunted house.<br>**[09:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hm? Shouko?<br>**[10:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're going to the haunted house.<br>**[10:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What did Hideyoshi tell you?!<br>**[10:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There, girls can jump into their<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;boyfriends' arms as much as they like.<br>**[10:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Scary Abandoned Hospital!!"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Haunted House"<br>**[10:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please sign here before you enter.<br>**[10:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sign?<br>**[10:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a written oath.<br>**[10:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Written oaths are often prepared<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for dangerous attractions just in case.<br>**[10:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see. Then this place is that dangerous?<br>**[10:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That sounds fun in its own way.<br>**[10:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's see... "Oath. I, Yuuji Sakamoto,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will love Shouko Kirishima as my wife<br>**[10:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as long as I live and will share<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my joys and sorrows with her.<br>**[10:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I swear"?!<br>**[10:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here is a pen.<br>**[10:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here's your registered seal.<br>**[10:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here is the vermilion inkpad.<br>**[10:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is it just me?! Is it just me who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;thinks this situation is strange?!<br>**[10:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Under the carbon is a second<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sheet, a marriage registration form.<br>**[10:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're considerate.<br>**[10:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, they aren't!<br>**[11:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Idiot Test<br>**[11:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, please come this way.<br>**[11:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please hold my bag for me.<br>**[11:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't hold it sideways as<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what's inside will fall out.<br>**[11:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As you wish.<br>**[11:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well then, enjoy this scary<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;experience full of thrills.<br>**[11:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Fire Hydrant"<br>**[11:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An abandoned hospital<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;converted into a haunted house, huh?<br>**[11:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It does have an authentic feel.<br>**[11:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...ji<br>**[11:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's that?<br>**[11:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...than...<br>**[11:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this voice... yours?<br>**[11:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...ji is more... than... bigger...<br>**[11:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this? Synthesized voice?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or is it Hideyoshi imitating me?<br>**[11:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Either way, it's not that scary.<br>**[11:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Himeji is more my type than Shouko.<br>**[11:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[11:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's got bigger breasts, too.<br>**[11:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Himeji is more my type than Shouko.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's got bigger breasts, too.<br>**[11:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuuji...<br>**[11:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that true?<br>**[11:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This *is* a production full of thrills.<br>**[12:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuuji...<br>**[12:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Prepare yourself.<br>**[12:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dammit! Although the approach<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is unusual, this really is scary!<br>**[12:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't let you escape.<br>**[12:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait! Don't jump the gun! This is a trap!<br>**[12:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello there. So, how was it?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did it make you want to get married?<br>**[12:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What makes you think that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that would lead to marriage?!<br>**[12:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They say that when a man and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a woman fall into a critical situation,<br>**[12:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they'll be connected by a strong bond.<br>**[12:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That doesn't work when one of<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;them *is* the threat to the other!<br>**[12:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuuji... It's about lunchtime.<br>**[12:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah. All that running around made me hungry.<br>**[12:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hm?<br>**[12:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uhm, attention, customers.<br>**[12:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uhm, a special lunch show will<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be held at the restaurant today.<br>**[12:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've prepared a special menu<br>**[12:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for those of you with a premium ticket.<br>**[12:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh? A special menu, huh?<br>**[12:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please be sure to come to the restaurant.<br>**[12:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well then, we'll show you...<br>**[12:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...to the restaurant.<br>**[12:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hm?<br>**[12:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's the matter, Shouko?<br>**[13:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't wait to try the special menu.<br>**[13:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah.<br>**[13:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was quite tasty, wasn't it?<br>**[13:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everything tastes good when I'm with you.<br>**[13:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hm?<br>**[13:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hm?<br>**[13:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone! Thank you very much for coming<br>**[13:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to see our special lunch show today.<br>**[13:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Believe it or not, we actually have a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;high school student couple here today<br>**[13:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who are dating with an eye towards marriage!<br>**[13:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[13:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, we'd like to hold an<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;event to support those two.<br>**[13:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's titled "Kisaragi Grand Park's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wedding Experience Present Quiz"!<br>**[13:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yaay! Boom! Boom! Honk! Honk!<br>**[13:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dammit! My retreat has been cut off!<br>**[13:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If they answer all five questions correctly,<br>**[13:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they'll be able to experience<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;our first-rate wedding package.<br>**[13:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'll be no problem if they decide<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they want to get married at the time.<br>**[13:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That'll be a big problem, won't it?!<br>**[13:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well then, Mr. Yuuji Sakamoto and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Shouko. Please head to the stage!<br>**[13:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who'd go there?!<br>**[13:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wedding experience...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll do my best in the quiz.<br>**[14:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A dream-like wedding experience!<br>**[14:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ahhh! Calm down, Shouko!<br>**[14:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dammit! I have to avoid this situation somehow.<br>**[14:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well then, let's start the quiz!<br>**[14:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's right! If our answers are wrong...*<br>**[14:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm a guy who used to be called a whiz kid.*<br>**[14:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Making mistakes on purpose is a piece of cake!*<br>**[14:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here's question 1.<br>**[14:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Now, bring it on! There's<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;no question that I can't...*<br>**[14:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When is Mr. Yuuji Sakamoto and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Shouko's wedding anniversary?<br>**[14:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Rumble, rumble, rumble."<br>**[14:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Strange... I can't understand the question.*<br>**[14:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[14:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Every day is an anniversary.<br>**[14:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Correct"<br>**[14:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Correct! Every day is an<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;anniversary! Congratulations!<br>**[14:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ahh! Stop it! I'll die of embarrassment!<br>**[14:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here's question 2.<br>**[14:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Dammit! Now that it's come to this,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll give them a wrong answer at any cost!*<br>**[14:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where are you going hold your wedding?<br>**[14:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mackerel cooked in *miso*!<br>**[14:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Correct"<br>**[14:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Correct!<br>**[14:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[14:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is planned that your wedding<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will be held in the Phoenix Hall,<br>**[14:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;also known as "Mackerel cooked<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in *miso*," at Kisaragi Grand Park!<br>**[14:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait! You definitely named<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it that just now, didn't you?!<br>**[15:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, here's question 3!<br>**[15:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Now I get your way of doing things here.*<br>**[15:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'll give them an unmistakably<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wrong answer next.*<br>**[15:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where did you two meet the first time?<br>**[15:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Got it!<br>**[15:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Eye" "Eye"<br>**[15:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. Elementary school.<br>**[15:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Correct!<br>**[15:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Those damn jerks!*<br>**[15:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Now that it's come to this, I'll ignore<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the question in the middle and answer!*<br>**[15:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well then, here's question 4! The two of yo--<br>**[15:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't kno--<br>**[15:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Correct!<br>**[15:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's no use...*<br>**[15:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*As things stand, I can't give them<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a wrong answer no matter what I do.*<br>**[15:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"End"<br>**[15:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Is this it for me?*<br>**[15:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, isn't it unfair?<br>**[15:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're planning to get married, too.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you treating only him special?<br>**[15:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, let us do it, too!<br>**[15:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Arrival"<br>**[15:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Burger hea-- I mean, sir.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're still in the middle of the even--<br>**[15:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut up, you idiot! I am a<br>**[15:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cu-<br>**[15:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;st-<br>**[15:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;om-<br>**[15:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;er<br>**[15:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;too, you jerk!<br>**[15:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to have the Wedding<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Experience, too, you know.<br>**[16:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know...<br>**[16:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut up, you idiot!<br>**[16:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're saying that we're<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gonna participate! Do as we say!<br>**[16:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, we'll ask a question.<br>**[16:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If they give us the correct answer,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they'll win. If they're wrong, we'll win.<br>**[16:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You can't just...<br>**[16:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This is my chance! If they're asking<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;us a question, I can definitely give them*<br>**[16:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*a wrong answer and escape<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the Wedding Experience.*<br>**[16:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah!<br>**[16:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well then, here's the question. Listen good!<br>**[16:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's the capital city of Europe?!<br>**[16:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Congratulations! We'll give<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Yuuji Sakamoto and Miss Shouko<br>**[16:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a gift, "Wedding Experience<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at Kisaragi Grand Park"!<br>**[16:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well then, we'll finally start today's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;main event, the Wedding Experience!<br>**[16:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone! First, please<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;welcome the groom with a big hand!<br>**[17:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You bastards! I'm seriously<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gonna kick your ass later!<br>**[17:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well then, I'll read off his profile...<br>**[17:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is just an experience and it's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;too much work, so we'll just omit it.<br>**[17:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey!<br>**[17:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well then, finally, the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bride is making her entrance!<br>**[17:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How beautiful...<br>**[17:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuuji...<br>**[17:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Er?!<br>**[17:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do I look like a bride?<br>**[17:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yeah, you look fine.<br>**[17:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At least, you don't look like a broom.<br>**[17:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuuji...<br>**[17:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What?<br>**[17:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm happy.<br>**[18:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hey, what's the matter?!<br>**[18:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This was... my dream all this time, so...<br>**[18:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your dream?<br>**[18:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's been my dream since childhood...<br>**[18:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to have a wedding with you...<br>**[18:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to become your bride...<br>**[18:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The dream I could never<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;make happen all by myself...<br>**[18:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The dream that I've had since childhood...<br>**[18:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I'm really happy...<br>**[18:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be here with my one and only Yuuji.<br>**[18:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shouko... I...<br>**[18:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ahh... This is boring!<br>**[18:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is, like, really boring!<br>**[18:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't care about your love life<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stories. So hurry up and get going!<br>**[18:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've got stuff to do, you know.<br>**[18:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Enough with the needless<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stuff, get to the point already.<br>**[18:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In any case, she said it was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;her dream to become a bride.<br>**[18:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's like, "how old are you?"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To put it bluntly, isn't it creepy?<br>**[19:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could it be that you're playing a gag?<br>**[19:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously, it's funny!<br>**[19:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What'd you say, you bastards?!<br>**[19:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How dare you say such a thing to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kirishima! Step outside, you jerks!<br>**[19:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, Yoshii!<br>**[19:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The event will be ruined!<br>**[19:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But...<br>**[19:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Calm down, Yoshii!<br>**[19:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...for Kirishima's sake, I can't...<br>**[19:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please!<br>**[19:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shouko...<br>**[19:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yoshii! Did you find Kirishima?!<br>**[19:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't see her this way!<br>**[19:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuuji!<br>**[19:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where did Kirishima go?<br>**[19:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know.<br>**[19:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[19:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't you have some idea?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We have to find her quickly.<br>**[19:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry, but I'll pass.<br>**[19:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's too much work.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanna go to the bathroom, too.<br>**[19:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[20:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm in a hurry, so see you later.<br>**[20:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was a kinda shabby wedding.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To put it bluntly, isn't that impossible?<br>**[20:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My dream... is to become a bride.<br>**[20:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How's that? Do I sound like her?<br>**[20:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, you do! That's too good.<br>**[20:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, you guys...<br>**[20:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hm?<br>**[20:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you want?<br>**[20:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, it's not really a big deal, but...<br>**[20:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hm?!<br>**[20:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me have a word with you, will you?!<br>**[20:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey.<br>**[20:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What took you so long, Shouko?<br>**[20:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you...?<br>**[20:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought you'd come here.<br>**[20:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuuji...<br>**[20:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is it?<br>**[20:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is my dream... strange?<br>**[20:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shouko, let me take this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;opportunity and tell you something.<br>**[21:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your feelings towards me are a mistake.<br>**[21:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seven years ago, I was stupid<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and dragged you into things.<br>**[21:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At that time, I was only trying<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to take responsibility. That's all.<br>**[21:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because of me, you wasted<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your years on this worthless man.<br>**[21:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm really sorry.<br>**[21:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuu... ji...?<br>**[21:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't laugh at your dream.<br>**[21:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You picked the wrong man to have feelings for,<br>**[21:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I think that continuing to care<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about one person for a long time<br>**[21:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is a wonderful thing.<br>**[21:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So your dream is a wonderful<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one that you can be proud of<br>**[21:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and that is second to none.<br>**[21:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is, if you don't pick the wrong man.<br>**[21:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, it was a rare experience.<br>**[21:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It shouldn't hurt to bring a souvenir home.<br>**[21:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuuji...<br>**[21:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh yeah, and...<br>**[22:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the lunch you made... was delicious.<br>**[22:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go home! If we're late,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;people will get the wrong idea.<br>**[22:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuuji!<br>**[22:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is it?<br>**[22:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I... I knew it. I wasn't wrong in the least!<br>**[22:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'd have to say the first kiss<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tastes like strawberry milk*<br>**[22:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*As it turns to evening,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm pushing my bike home*<br>**[22:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*So which is it, a delusion,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a simulation, or a dream?*<br>**[22:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*After stumbling seven times,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I stumble an eighth time, wahahaha*<br>**[23:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Each day is different and<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;every day is an anniversary*<br>**[23:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Let's connect them together to that sky*<br>**[23:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*My future is bright. Do I see<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;myself becoming someone big?*<br>**[23:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Tomorrow too, for sure...<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it'll be sunny, with occasional smiles*<br>**[23:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Question 8.*<br>**[23:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What does "computer" refer<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to in the Japanese language?*<br>**[23:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Super electronic brain!*<br>**[23:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That sounds pretty tough.*<br>**[24:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Next Episode! "Loss of Control, Labyrinths,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and the Avatar Instrumentality Project"*<br>**[24:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This will be on the test.*<br>**[24:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Please join us again next week!"<br>