5 - Maps, Treasures, and Striker Sigma V Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:17] ---     Let's see... [00:20] ---     What should I do? [00:28] ---     I guess I'll play with them a little. [00:36] ---     Oh? What's going on, Yuuji? [00:38] ---     Looks like something's going on. [00:39] ---     Something? [00:41] ---     "Sponsored by Fumizuki Academy" [00:42] ---     Sponsored by Fumizuki Academy? [00:44] ---     Competition for extravagant prizes?! [00:46] ---     Orienteering Contest?! [00:54] ---     What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it? [00:59] ---     One more chance, one more     chance. Never never give up! [01:02] ---     One more chance, one     more chance. Never give up! [01:06] ---     BAKA and TEST     - Summon the Beasts- [01:15] ---     "Nice to encounter you,"     that one's too easy! [01:18] ---     There's only one answer     that I decided on at the start [01:21] ---     My heart fluttered. Will I pass? [01:23] ---     I won't panic whether     it's a matter of love or war [01:26] ---     I sigh as I cram all night long [01:28] ---     There's a genius dreamer inside of me [01:31] ---     It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true [01:34] ---     Pay no mind to other people's worlds [01:36] ---     Perfect-area complete! [01:39] ---     I'll definitely be waiting right here. [01:41] ---     Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it [01:48] ---     Ah! Ear! Ear! [01:49] ---     Why? We just keep missing each other [01:52] ---     If you came to me for advice, it'd go like [01:55] ---     "So, friends?" "Yes, friends." [01:58] ---     That's a sad 0 points. [02:00] ---     No! Do it again! Rewrite it! [02:03] ---      I'm serious, one     more chance please [02:05] ---     You know, there's a future     more wonderful than now [02:10] ---     Make it more wonderful than     now... my life, my life, my life [02:19] ---     "Episode 5" "Maps, Treasures, and Striker Sigma V" [02:19] ---     Akihisa Yoshii has found a treasure. [02:22] ---     It's been a long time since     I've had such a nice breakfast. [02:26] ---     Time to chow down! [02:28] ---     "Munch, munch, munch..." [02:30] ---     Hmm... Just as you'd expect     from Fumizuki's bread crumbs. [02:33] ---     They taste just like bread! [02:35] ---     "Munch, munch, munch..." [02:36] ---     If only I had jam or something, [02:38] ---     I'd have no complaints about this breakfast. [02:39] ---     You are not in a position to complain. [02:43] ---     Hmm... I wonder if crumbs digest quickly. [02:47] ---     Hm? [02:50] ---     This is Fee the fox... [02:51] ---     "Welcome" [02:52] ---     a mascot character for Kisaragi Grand Park. [02:56] ---     By the way, she is very popular among children. [03:01] ---     This is Kisara-- [03:02] ---     I already explained it in my narration. [03:05] ---     The child who dropped     this might come back to get it. [03:08] ---     I'll put it back where it was. [03:14] ---     Hm?! [03:15] ---     Hmm... I can't find it. I can't find it. [03:18] ---     Good morning, Hazuki. What're you doing here? [03:21] ---     Ah! Good morning, Stupid Big Brother!     I was looking for something I dropped. [03:26] ---     Something you dropped? [03:27] ---     I lost my Fee cell phone strap... [03:30] ---     I can't get a new one     anymore since it's a limited edition. [03:32] ---     Oh... Then I saw it over... [03:38] ---     This is bad! What should we do?! [03:39] ---     Fee! [03:40] ---     What's the matter, Yoshii? [03:42] ---     M-Mr. Fukuhara! [03:44] ---     Good timing! Please give me     approval to summon my Avatar! [03:50] ---     Oh? What's the reason? [03:52] ---     I'm in a hurry! Please hurry up! [03:54] ---     I guess it can't be helped.     Just this once, okay? [03:59] ---     All right! I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon! [04:04] ---     All right! Get that cell strap! [04:08] ---     Save Fee! [04:21] ---     Are you okay, Big Brother?! Stupid Big Brother! [04:25] ---     Ow, ow, ow... The feedback from his pain... [04:28] ---     Geez, what'd you do such a stupid thing for? [04:31] ---     Good morning, Principal. [04:34] ---     You scared me! Don't play     a prank using your Avatar! [04:38] ---     It wasn't a prank! I was trying to     pick up something that was drop... [04:43] ---     Ah... [04:48] ---     Ahhhh! [04:51] ---     This shows that you shouldn't     get too attached to toys. [04:59] ---     You don't have to say it like that, right?! [05:05] ---     Huh? [05:06] ---     I took back the summoning approval. [05:09] ---     You shouldn't use your Avatar for violence. [05:12] ---     Violent?! I was just trying to help Hazuki. [05:15] ---     An Avatar isn't some toy for idiots. [05:23] ---     If you feel frustrated, show     us your non-stupid side, too. [05:27] ---     If you do that, you might be     able to get something you want. [05:31] ---     What? [05:34] ---     I'm sorry, Hazuki. [05:35] ---     That's okay... Don't worry. [05:38] ---     Hazuki... [05:41] ---     "Competition" "Extravagant"     "Prizes" "Orienteering Contest" [05:42] ---     So this was what the     principal was talking about. [05:45] ---     They've listed the prizes here! [05:47] ---     C-Cafeteria meal tickets for a year?! [05:49] ---     Exchange tickets for new video games?! [05:51] ---     That's quite extravagant. [05:53] ---     It says that there's a secret item as well. [05:56] ---     Ah! [05:58] ---     Fee, Noin, and Ein     limited edition cell strap set?! [06:00] ---     What, Akihisa?! You want something like that? [06:01] ---     This! This! This! This! This! [06:04] ---     Wh-What's wrong with that?! [06:06] ---     What do I have to do to get it? [06:08] ---     Here's a map of the Academy. [06:10] ---     So I have to search for it here? [06:12] ---     I'm good at finding treasure boxes in RPGs! [06:15] ---     And, these are the test questions! [06:18] ---     What?! [06:18] ---     The test answers are the     coordinates of the checkpoints. [06:22] ---     The hidden tickets you find there     are what you exchange for prizes. [06:25] ---     Th-Then you won't get them     unless you solve the questions! [06:29] ---     On top of that, it's first come,     first serve. If you run into different teams, [06:32] ---     you can fight using your     Avatars and take their tickets. [06:35] ---     I'm at a disadvantage in every way! [06:38] ---     Oh, that's right! If I team up with Himeji... [06:40] ---     Everyone, have a seat! [06:42] ---     I'll announce the orienteering teams! [06:46] ---     I'm teaming up with... Yuuji and Hideyoshi?! [06:49] ---     Himeji is teaming up with     Minami and... Muttsulini?! [06:52] ---     I grouped trouble students together,     as you never know what they'll do. [06:56] ---     What?! That's not fair! I'll take     Hideyoshi since he's cute, but... [07:01] ---     Yuuji is no help at all! [07:04] ---     I'll throw your own words     back at you with interest! [07:07] ---     You have until the after-school bell rings. [07:09] ---     This is part of your classes! [07:11] ---     Work on it seriously. [07:15] ---     One set consists of three questions, huh? [07:17] ---     The answer to the first question     shows the X-axis point on the map. [07:20] ---     The second one shows the Y point,     and the third shows the Z point, [07:24] ---     which tells which floor it'll be on. [07:26] ---     Oh, it's all multiple choice.     Then it's a piece of cake! [07:30] ---     Are you good at multiple choice questions? [07:33] ---     You don't know my area of specialty?     Okay then. Let me show you. [07:39] ---     I was stupid to put my     hopes in him even for a moment. [07:41] ---     I use Striker Sigma V for math! [07:44] ---     Problem Breaker for modern Japanese! [07:46] ---     Shining Answer for history! [07:49] ---     They are highly accurate! [07:51] ---     Has your life been controlled     by how well the dice work? [07:55] ---     Don't make fun of them! Just watch! [07:57] ---     Do we have to? [07:58] ---     Roar! Striker Sigma V! [08:05] ---     Finish! [08:08] ---     All right. I got it. [08:11] ---     652 for the X-axis, 237 for Y, 5 for Z! [08:17] ---     I found it! The target is over there! [08:21] ---     Oh, so it's in the air? [08:23] ---     You go get it. [08:24] ---     This is strange. [08:26] ---     I wonder if they screwed up the question. [08:28] ---     It's the answer that's screwed up! [08:30] ---     We found it! [08:31] ---     Hm? [08:31] ---     Whoa! [08:34] ---     Here it is! This is an     exchange ticket for a prize! [08:37] ---     We started off with a correct answer. [08:39] ---     All right! We did it! [08:40] ---     It seems that the numbers for     the X- and Y-axes were correct. [08:43] ---     See? Striker Sigma V is incredible, isn't it? [08:46] ---     What's incredible is     you believing in that thing. [08:48] ---     "Exchange ticket for free cafeteria desserts for a year" [08:49] ---     This is for a year's worth of     cafeteria dessert tickets! [08:52] ---     Let's split it amongst the three of us. [08:53] ---     I don't need it. [08:54] ---     Rep... Are you on a diet? [08:57] ---     Instead... if we find this, let me have it. [09:00] ---     A premium ticket for Kisaragi Grand Park? [09:03] ---     Oh, I get it! You're going     there with your boyfriend! [09:05] ---     No... I'm going with my husband. [09:08] ---     I just felt a sudden chill. [09:10] ---     You sure have lots of hardships, don't you? [09:16] ---     Outside of math, I'm completely helpless! [09:19] ---     You're amazing, Tsuchiya. [09:21] ---     Just Health and Physical Education.     I'm helpless in everything else. [09:24] ---     Okay, all done. [09:26] ---     Amazing! Let's go find them right away! [09:29] ---     Ah! [09:29] ---     Th... These coordinates are...! [09:33] ---     "Girls' Changing Room" [09:34] ---     I... I can legally go into     the girls' changing room. [09:38] ---     All right! Let's find the prize! [09:46] ---     This is a girls' changing room... [09:48] ---     and yet there're no girls changing. [09:50] ---     Of course not. [09:51] ---     It's a lot of work when the place isn't tidy. [09:54] ---     The areas guys don't see     are often like this, aren't they? [09:57] ---     This place holds no value     unless girls are changing. [10:11] ---     What's wrong, Tsuchiya? Are you okay? [10:13] ---     I'm fine... This is nothing! [10:21] ---     Tsuchiya! [10:22] ---     I can't lose to something like this. [10:32] ---     Tsuchiya! [10:33] ---     I-I'm deeply moved... [10:40] ---     Well... Let's see...     the idiot's determination... [10:50] ---     Idiot Test! [10:55] ---     Smash! Problem Breaker! [11:10] ---     The coordinates on the map are... around here. [11:13] ---     In our classroom?! [11:16] ---     I wonder what this is. [11:17] ---     It's not a prize, at least. [11:20] ---     This is strange. I wonder if     I should make it a little lighter. [11:23] ---     Shave it all the way! [11:25] ---     Uhm... So you found it? [11:28] ---     What? Is this... yours? [11:30] ---     Yes... In that basket... Um... [11:34] ---     Yoshii?! [11:36] ---     Yes, Himeji? [11:37] ---     Do you like sweets? [11:40] ---     Yep! I love them! [11:41] ---     Good! To tell you the truth, I got up     early this morning and baked chiffon cakes. [11:47] ---     Oh? You can bake cakes, too? [11:50] ---     Hey! Don't tell me... [11:54] ---     Just as you'd expect from     Problem Breaker. It's a real treasure. [11:58] ---     You were a good guy. [12:00] ---     I will not forget you. [12:02] ---     Why are you saying farewell words? [12:04] ---     If you like, you all are welcome to some. [12:07] ---     What?! [12:10] ---     Now... [12:12] ---     please go ahead. [12:15] ---     Ah... I'm one short. [12:22] ---     There're three chiffon     cakes. There're four of us. [12:26] ---     Which means only one can survive. [12:30] ---     The First... [12:31] ---     Championship Match! [12:34] ---     Do-or-die Rock-Paper-Scissors Contest! [12:36] ---     Yaay! [12:47] ---     If I lose... [12:48] ---     I'll die! [12:51] ---     Mizuki and Tsuchiya sure are taking     their time. I wonder what they're doing. [13:05] ---     Impossible! I can't answer     any more questions all by myself! [13:09] ---     No, honey. [13:11] ---     Huh?! Miharu?! [13:12] ---     I'm right here. [13:14] ---     The questions are solved! [13:15] ---     Where the heck did you come from?! [13:17] ---     Honey! Please take a look at     the answers that I worked hard on! [13:21] ---     If we check these answers against the map... [13:24] ---     believe it or not, [13:25] ---     it turns out that the     treasure is hidden under your bra! [13:30] ---     Huh?! [13:30] ---     Now, give up and entrust     your body and heart to me! [13:34] ---     There's no way I'd do that! Let me go! [13:37] ---     No! The map has these coordinates! [13:40] ---     There's no mistake about it as     the Ministry of Education says so! [13:43] ---     You're the one who's making a mistake! [13:46] ---     Then let's make a big mistake     together, honey! Let's do it! [13:49] ---     N... Noooooo! [13:53] ---     Seriously... if they have time to     spare for a stupid event like this, [13:57] ---     I wish they'd use that time     to advance our studies a little. [14:00] ---     The map points to these coordinates. [14:04] ---     This is... Yoshii's shoe locker?! [14:06] ---     I-If someone sees me here, they'd think I'm... [14:11] ---     about to put a love letter in there! [14:14] ---     No, no... I'm trying to     get a ticket out of here. [14:19] ---     No, wait! [14:20] ---     Then that looks as if I'm trying to     steal a love letter addressed to Yoshii! [14:26] ---     No, no! It's the treasure in here that I want! [14:30] ---     I can give them an excuse     no matter what they say! [14:32] ---     But... depending on who it is... [14:34] ---     what's inside of Yoshii's shoe     locker might be a treasure box to them! [14:37] ---     Then I can't talk my way out! [14:40] ---     What... What... What should I do?! [14:44] ---     Please do whatever you want. [14:46] ---     Shine...! Shining... Answer! [14:53] ---     Here it is! Just as we'd     expect from you, Hideyoshi! [14:56] ---     I don't think I had anything to do with it. [14:58] ---     Let's see! What's the prize? [15:00] ---     Wha...?! "Try again"?! [15:02] ---     So this wasn't the right place. [15:04] ---     Dammit! So that was a trick question! [15:06] ---     It doesn't matter if it's a trick question     or not when you're using a die, does it? [15:08] ---     Hmm... Should I change     the angle of the stabilizer? [15:11] ---     I don't think that would     increase the accuracy rate. [15:14] ---     It must be the name! [15:14] ---     Now... How's this? [15:16] ---     Whoa! You answered them seriously? [15:18] ---     Are you sure, Yuuji? [15:20] ---     I don't wanna go weird places     due to your wrong answers. [15:23] ---     You're in no position to say that! [15:25] ---     According to Yuuji's answers, this is the place. [15:28] ---     You were right! Here it is! [15:30] ---     How can you solve those questions, Yuuji? [15:32] ---     I picked only the questions     I thought even I could solve. [15:34] ---     I'm impressed you solved these... [15:36] ---     When you're ranked the bottom in tests... [15:38] ---     Did you cheat? [15:40] ---     Is it that hard to believe? [15:42] ---     So, what was the prize? [15:45] ---     Let's see... A premium ticket for     one couple to Kisaragi Grand Park? [15:50] ---     The couple is invited to a     special event, Wedding Experience. [15:55] ---     Oh? That sounds interesting. [15:57] ---     Yuuji, why don't you go with Kirishima? [15:59] ---     Don't even mention something so dreadful! [16:01] ---     It won't be just an     experience. She'll make it real! [16:04] ---     Get that ominous thing     out of my face! You guys go! [16:09] ---     Really? [16:10] ---     Are you free this coming Sunday, Hideyoshi? [16:12] ---     It says it's for a couple, doesn't it?! [16:14] ---     What...?! You don't... like me? [16:18] ---     I'm a guy! [16:20] ---     I'm turned down! How miserable I am! [16:24] ---     There's only one way... to end this misery! [16:28] ---     Hideyoshi! I like you! [16:30] ---     What're you saying all of a sudden?! [16:32] ---     There's an important meaning to this. [16:34] ---     You may not know this, but     there's a legend in Japan that [16:36] ---     if you confess your love under the     legendary tree, you'll become happy. [16:39] ---     There's no such legend, though. [16:41] ---     "Under the legendary tree" in this academy [16:44] ---     means Hideyoshi Kinoshita,     a legendary beautiful girl! [16:47] ---     In other words, it means that if     I confess my love to you, I'll become happy! [16:52] ---     What'd you say, Yoshii?! [16:54] ---     If that's the case, we can legally     confess our love to Kinoshita! [16:55] ---     There's so many holes in that logic [16:57] ---     that I don't even know where to start. [16:58] ---     Legally! [16:59] ---     I like you, Hideyoshi Kinoshita! [17:02] ---     I love you, Hideyoshi Kinoshita! [17:03] ---     Are you guys crazy?! [17:08] ---     After all, we couldn't get any valuable prizes. [17:12] ---     This is a tough event for idiots. [17:15] ---     At this point, there're not     that many prizes left, huh? [17:18] ---     I wonder what the secret item was. [17:21] ---     Ah! Fee's cell strap hasn't been taken yet! [17:24] ---     Are you still going to continue, Akihisa? [17:26] ---     The remaining questions     are all difficult, you know. [17:29] ---     Or, do you wanna randomly dig     up the schoolyard or something? [17:33] ---     Hm? [17:34] ---     Randomly... [17:36] ---     I got it! All the answers on the test... [17:39] ---     What're you doing? [17:41] ---     I'm marking all the points     in the answer choices! [17:44] ---     All of them?! [17:45] ---     It's possible that a treasure is     hidden where these X and Y are crossed! [17:50] ---     What about the height?! [17:51] ---     Of course, we'll check every floor! [17:53] ---     There're lots of them!     Searching all of them is... [17:57] ---     Searching round-robin is a fundamental of games! [18:00] ---     That's unreasonable... [18:01] ---     I see... That sounds interesting.     We can't solve the questions anyway. [18:05] ---     Then let's show them that     idiots fight in their own way. [18:10] ---     Yuuji... [18:12] ---     Yep! [18:14] ---     I'll go check the fourth floor! [18:16] ---     Akihisa, check the third floor! [18:17] ---     Hideyoshi, check the second floor! [18:19] ---     Okay! [18:19] ---     Got it! [18:20] ---     Cleaning closets... Not here! [18:23] ---     Not here! [18:24] ---     Not here! Hey, ahh! [18:25] ---     "Girls' Changing Room" [18:27] ---     Hmm... not here! [18:29] ---     Not here! [18:30] ---     Ah... [18:30] ---     In use... [18:32] ---     Locker...! [18:34] ---     Not here! [18:34] ---     Not here! [18:35] ---     A dog! [18:37] ---     Which one?! [18:43] ---     Trash bin! [18:45] ---     Not here! [18:45] ---     Not here! [18:46] ---     Wh-Why?! [18:47] ---     Ladies' Room! [18:49] ---     Not here! [18:50] ---     Not here! [18:51] ---     Oh? [18:51] ---     I'm in here. [18:52] ---     What?! [18:53] ---     Water tank... [18:55] ---     Not here! [18:56] ---     Not here! [18:56] ---     Ouch! [18:58] ---     Again...! [18:59] ---     Not here! [19:00] ---     Not here! [19:01] ---     Please ignore me... [19:02] ---     Again...! [19:03] ---     I'm in here! [19:04] ---     I'm in here! [19:06] ---     Good! It's open! [19:09] ---     Hey, what am I doing?! [19:16] ---     Dammit. We couldn't find anything. [19:19] ---     I wonder if nothing is left. [19:21] ---     Ah, that's right! We     haven't checked this place yet! [19:24] ---     But... this place doesn't     have anything to hide things in. [19:28] ---     That can't be... The strap     ticket hasn't been found yet! [19:32] ---     It's definitely somewhere... [19:39] ---     I found it! Just as I thought! [19:42] ---     Hideyoshi! We can find it even     if we can't solve the questi... Hm? [19:46] ---     Oh? I came here after     solving the questions on my own. [19:50] ---     What? You're... [19:51] ---     Big Sister! Why are you here? [19:55] ---     According to the rules, we can take     it by fighting using our Avatars, right? [20:00] ---     D-Don't tell me... [20:02] ---     I'll approve it. [20:03] ---     What?! [20:06] ---     Summon! [20:11] ---     Summon! [20:14] ---     This is bad, Akihisa! Our     power is nowhere near theirs! [20:17] ---     I never thought we'd have to fight them. [20:19] ---     Oh no... What should we do? [20:21] ---     We won't hold back. [20:23] ---     Are you ready? [20:24] ---     Well then, bye-bye! SIGN    "Yuuko Kinoshita" "Yuuji Sakamoto" "Akihisa Yoshii" "Hideyoshi Kinoshita" "Shouko Kirishima" "Aiko Kudou" [20:33] ---     What?! [20:35] ---     Time is over. [20:36] ---     Which means... [20:38] ---     That's right. [20:40] ---     Yeah. [20:40] ---     "Exchange ticket for Kisaragi     Grand Park mascot strap set" [20:41] ---     A... All right! [20:46] ---     Amazing! I got the Fee cell strap!     Not only that, it's a set of three! [20:50] ---     Good for you! [20:52] ---     I wonder if Hazuki will be happy. [20:55] ---     Hm? [20:55] ---     Hm? [20:56] ---     "Iron Bracelets Activation Manual" [20:56] ---     I wonder what this is? [20:57] ---     Could it be that this is the secret item? [21:00] ---     I wonder what you use this for.     It comes with a manual, too. [21:03] ---     Iron bracelets...     The activation word is "Awaken"... [21:07] ---     That alone wouldn't... [21:09] ---     explain what will happen... [21:10] ---     Let's try it! [21:12] ---     Awaken! [21:15] ---     What?! [21:16] ---     This is... [21:17] ---     Could this be... [21:20] ---     Summon! [21:23] ---     This is incredible! [21:24] ---     We can summon our Avatars     without a teacher's approval! [21:28] ---     The field is a little small, but this is great! [21:36] ---     What? [21:38] ---     What?! [21:39] ---     Wh-Why did only my clothes get torn off?! [21:42] ---     Akihisa... Yours is okay? [21:45] ---     Ah... You're right! [21:46] ---     So this means only an idiot can use it, huh? [21:49] ---     What do you mean by "an idiot"?!     You're an idiot too, Yuuji! [21:52] ---     Then a first-rate idiot. [21:54] ---     What?! [21:54] ---     Then ultimate idiot. [21:56] ---     What?! [21:57] ---     Then supreme idiot! [21:58] ---     What do you mean by "supreme," huh?! [22:00] ---     I see... [22:02] ---     Looks like we still have to make improvements. [22:07] ---     But in any case... [22:10] ---     Fools and blunt scissors can be     useful if you make wise use of them. [22:13] ---     Anything and anyone has redeeming points. [22:25] ---     B-A-K-A Go Go Home!! [22:31] ---     B-A-K-A Go Go Home!! [22:34] ---     The end of the school day is bliss [22:37] ---     If I am to put it into words, "It's really angelic!" [22:40] ---     My peace was shattered     by a sudden announcement [22:44] ---     Talking about the make up test. "This is Hell!" [22:47] ---     While my friends and I were     sharing funny stories, I said, [22:50] ---     "There's no way anyone is that stupid" [22:53] ---     But the truth is, deep down in my heart [22:56] ---     I was shouting, "That was me!" [23:00] ---     About that "Monthly Parking"     sign you see in the parking lot [23:07] ---     I thought it was the name of a company... [23:12] ---     All this time... [23:15] ---     Sticking to your idiocy can be cool [23:18] ---     Is our common sense nonsense? [23:21] ---     We don't need rules in this world [23:24] ---     It's dog eat dog food! It's social upheaval! [23:27] ---     Look! [23:29] ---     The sun that rose from the west is setting [23:34] ---     Run home! It's dinner time already. [23:37] ---     Let's go home! Let's go home! [23:52] ---     Question 6. [23:53] ---     What strokes does the individual     medley in swimming consist of? [23:56] ---     Anime Song Medley, Old     Popular Song Medley, Dove Sablé. [23:59] ---     I do like Dove Sablé, too... [24:01] ---     Next Episode! "Me, Pools,     and Swimsuit Paradises... and..." [24:03] ---     This will be on the test. [24:06] ---     "Illustration: Mako Aboshi"     "Please join us again next week!"