1 - Idiots, Classes, and the Summoner Test War
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Fumizuki Academy is...
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a prep school that implemented
the world's first special systems.
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Well then, please start.
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One of them is the Summoner Test War.
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It is a battle between classes using
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Avatars realized using
state-of-the-art technology.
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And the other is classroom equipment
based on the students' performance.
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At the end of the first year,
they take a placement test.
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Based on the results,
they are divided into 6 levels,
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from the top, Class A,
through the bottom, Class F.
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So this is the placement test.
It's difficult, as is to be expected...
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but I can handle something this difficult.
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Hm?
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Ah!
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Himeji?
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Are you all right, Himeji? Hang in there!
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If you leave the room during the test,
you'll receive zeroes. Understood?
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Hey, Teacher!
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What is it, Yoshii?
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How can she help it if she's sick?!
Giving her a zero for that is cruel!
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Yoshi... i...
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Staying healthy is also...
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You're late, Yoshii!
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Ugh! Iron Man!
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Not Iron Man! Call me Mr. Nishimura!
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Here. You're the last one.
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That's the result of the placement test.
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You'll belong to that class from today on.
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Okay!
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Yoshii...
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Hm?
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I can tell you this now.
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While watching you over the last year,
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I had a suspicion... that
you might actually be an idiot.
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What?
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But looking at your test results,
I realized that was my mistake.
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I'm sorry, Yoshii. I shouldn't
have doubted you. I was wrong.
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You are, beyond any doubt,
the real deal... a genuine idiot!
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What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?
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One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!
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One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!
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BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
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"Nice to encounter you,"
that one's too easy!
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There's only one answer
that I decided on at the start
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My heart fluttered. Will I pass?
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I won't panic whether
it's a matter of love or war
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I sigh as I cram all night long
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There's a genius dreamer inside of me
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It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true
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Pay no mind to other people's worlds
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Perfect-area complete!
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I'll definitely be waiting right here.
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Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it
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Ah! Ear! Ear!
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Why? We just keep missing each other
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If you came to me for advice, it'd go like
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"So, friends?" "Yes, friends."
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That's a sad 0 points.
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No! Do it again! Rewrite it!
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I'm serious, one
more chance please
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You know, there's a future
more wonderful than now
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Make it more wonderful than
now... my life, my life, my life
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"Episode 1" "Idiots, Classes, and the Summoner Test War"
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Fumizuki Academy is...
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a prep school that implemented the world's first special systems.
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"Try very hard."
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Why Class F?
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"Akihisa Yoshii"
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That's the lowest ranked class.
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I was so sure I did okay in the placement test.
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I answered at least one
out of every ten questions.
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Hm?
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Fumizuki Academy is
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a prep school that takes pride
in having the latest equipment.
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Whoa...
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Workstations and reclining chairs...
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They're provided with laptops?!
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Ah! They've got free drink
fountains and all-you-can-eat snacks?!
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I'm jealous of Class A!
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Tatami mats? Cushions? Low tables?!
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This is the Class F classroom?!
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Fumizuki Academy is ruthless.
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If you wish to have a better
school life, do better in school.
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That is the law of this academy.
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Dammit! Is this what you call a social divide?
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Yoshii. Please hurry up and take your seat.
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Okay.
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Where's my seat?
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Have a seat wherever you like.
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We don't even get assigned seats?!
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Teacher, my cushion
has very little cotton in it.
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Please bear it.
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"Whoosh"
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Teacher! The draft is cold.
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Please bear it.
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Teacher! One of the legs
of my low table got broken.
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Please bear it.
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Not possible!
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I was just kidding.
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Yes, Fumizuki Academy is ruthless.
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Well, I'm your homeroom teacher, Fukuhara.
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I look forward to teaching
you this year, everyon--
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I'll go get some tools, so please
study on your own until I'm back.
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Seriously, this classroom is terrible.
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I have to spend a year in
this place? How depressing.
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If you have complaints,
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you should've gotten better
scores on the placement test.
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Yuuji! You're in Class F, too?!
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"Yuuji Sakamoto"
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Not just me.
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"Minami Shimada"
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Hello, hello. I'm in Class F, too.
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Shimada... I see... It makes sense
that you'd be in Class F, right?
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Are you trying to say I'm an idiot?
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Ouch, ouch, ouch! Since you don't have breasts,
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my ears are rubbing against your ribs!
It hurts so much worse than norma--
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I-I can almost see it, but not... not...
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"Kouta Tsuchiya"
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I grew up abroad, so I can't read
the questions in Japanese. That's all!
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You guys are lively, as usual...
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Hideyoshi?
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"Hideyoshi Kinoshita"
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I'm in Class F, too. Glad to see you here.
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Same here. Glad to see you here.
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At any rate, just as you'd expect
from the lowest performing class.
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As far as the eye can see,
I see only shabby guys.
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That includes you, though.
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But I'm glad... that the only girl
here is a pretty girl like you, Hideyoshi.
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I'm a guy.
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I'm the girl.
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You don't get it, do you?
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Girls are kind and graceful,
and have this soothing aura.
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Just looking at them puts our hearts at ease.
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Someone like you who's rough,
violent and scary with no breas--
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I feel a severe pain in my spine!
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Uhm... I'm sorry that I'm late.
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I went to the nurse's office
and it took a while, so...
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"Mizuki Himeji"
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Himeji...
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Ah... Yoshii!
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Oh... how cute she is.
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Why is someone like her in Class F?
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I'm so glad I'm in Class F!
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Yoshii...
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What is it... Himeji?
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Doesn't it hurt?
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Ahh! My spine has never been
bent this way in my entire life!
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Almost... Almost...
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Ahhh! If it gets bent further, I'm gonna...
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"Twitch, twitch, twitch..."
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Muttsulini!
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Hang in there!
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L... L...
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Don't talk! We'll call a doctor right away!
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L... Light blue...
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Muttsulini!
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I'm glad that there's another girl in the class.
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Muttsulini! Are you okay?! Your wound isn't deep!
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Seats are not assigned
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Muttsulini! Hang in there!
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so we were told to sit wherever we like.
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Help! Somebody, please help him!
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Okay. Thank you very much.
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Then...
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Doctor! Is there a doctor in the house?!
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Is that seat open?
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What? Sure, go ahead.
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I see. You're in Class F, too, huh?
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I'm looking forward to
studying with you, Yoshii...
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Are you still sick?
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Yeah, a little...
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The drafty classroom... Thin cushions...
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Old tatami mats with
mold and dust floating about...
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It's not a good environment for
someone who's still recuperating, is it?
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So, what do you want?
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This is what I think. Schools
are a microcosm of society, right?
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There shouldn't be discriminatory
inequality among classes like this.
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But no matter what we,
the lowest ranked students, say,
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it's considered only the grumblings of a loser.
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So we should challenge other
classes to a fight fair and square,
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and obtain the power and right to
speak first. Then we should cast this issue...
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In other words, you wanna improve
our classroom equipment for Himeji, huh?
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I'm beating around the
bush because it's embarrassing!
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Why do you have to rephrase it bluntly?!
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Okay. To tell you the truth,
I was thinking about starting a war, too.
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What? You too?
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Yeah. I wanted to prove that
academic ability isn't all that matters in life.
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And... we do stand a chance of winning.
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Do you wanna try, Akihisa?
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Yeah. Let's do it! Let's call
for a Summoner Test War!
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Everyone, listen! As the Class F Rep,
I'd like to make a proposal.
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I'm thinking of having us,
Class F, start a Summoner Test War.
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What?!
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A Summoner Test War...? Don't tell me...
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At Fumizuki Academy,
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there's a system called Summoner
Test War, also known as ST War.
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With a teacher present,
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a student can summon their
Avatar, whose offense power
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is based on the student's
performance in that subject.
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Students fight using their Avatars.
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By defeating a higher-ranked
class, they can exchange
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their classroom equipment with
the higher ranked class's equipment.
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Everyone, aren't you unhappy
with this shabby classroom?!
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Heck yeah we are!
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But if we can just win in a ST War,
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we can even get our hands on
that gorgeous Class A equipment!
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We're the lowest ranked students!
We're at the very bottom of the academy!
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We're a group of scum noticed
by no one and below everyone!
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In other words, that
means we have nothing to lose!
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So why don't we try?! There's no harm!
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In addition, we have this guy!
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Huh?
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Believe it or not, this guy, Akihisa
Yoshii, is a probationary student!
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He's a probationary student?!
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I didn't know we had a guy
like that in this class.
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Incredible... This is my first
time seeing one.
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Purify the room with salt!
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I'm in despair.
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Well, I'm not all that special...
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What is it, Himeji?
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Is a probationary
student really that incredible?
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Yeah. It's not like anyone can become one.
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It's a special treatment
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for a trouble student
whose school performance is bad
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and who lacks a desire to learn.
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It's also said to be a synonym for "idiot."
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It's someone who's completely useless.
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Whoa, that's really incredible.
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Ah! I wanna crawl under the rug if we had one.
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If we win in a ST War, we can say
goodbye to this shabby classroom!
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What do you say, everyone?! Do you wanna try?!
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Yeah!
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Then, to start with, we'll
defeat the next rank up, Class E!
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Akihisa! As an ambassador for
Class F, go declare war against Class E.
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What? Me?
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Normally, a lower-ranked class'
messenger who declares war
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is given hell, right?
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That's something that
happens in movies and novels.
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There's no way they'd do rude things
to an important ambassador, is there?
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But...
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Akihisa. This is an important
mission that only you can do.
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Please just trust me and go.
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Okay.
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You lied!
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I figured as much.
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So you expected this?!
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One is unfit to be a class rep
if he can't expect that much.
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At least try to sound sorry!
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Now, we can't go back, Akihisa. Are you ready?
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What?
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This is what you want, right?
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Yeah! Bring it on any time!
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Oh? This year's Year 2 students
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are trying to call for a ST War
on the first day of the first term?
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How interesting. Approve it.
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Understood.
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Now, how will it turn out? We'll see...
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"Approved"
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"Hasegawa" "Culture Club Room"
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We'll use Mr. Hasegawa as
the attending teacher for the war.
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We'll secure him on his
way to Class E for fifth period.
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Mr. Hasegawa... Then the subject will be math?
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I'm good at math.
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We'll use math, the subject
Shimada's good at, as our main strength.
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How are you with math, Himeji?
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It's not like I'm bad at it, but...
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Then, you can fight with me, right?
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No, she can't.
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Why?
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The scores on the last test we took
become our Avatars' offense power.
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The test we took last is...
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The placement test...
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Since I left the room in the middle
of the test, my scores are all zero.
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Ah...
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But once the ST War starts,
she can take a recovery test.
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If she takes that test, she can
participate midway into the war.
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Okay.
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Do your best.
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Okay!
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We've secured Mr. Hasegawa!
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Start the war! Everyone, start the battle!
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Yeah!
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Geez... For idiots, they're pretty cocky.
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Everyone, time to attack!
Teach Class F a lesson!
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Yeah!
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Minami Shimada! I'm fighting!
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Hideyoshi Kinoshita!
I'm participating in the war!
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Kouta Tsuchiya! Ditto!
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I approve.
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I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
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"Name: Minami Shimada"
"Subject: Math" "Score: 89"
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Summon!
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"Name: Kouta Tsuchiya"
"Subject: Math" "Score: 25"
[14:22] ---
Summon!
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"Name: Hideyoshi Kinoshita"
"Subject: Math" "Score: 76"
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Why am I the only one who transformed?
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They're coming!
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Please be careful. Real humans
can't pass through that area.
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If you want to pass through
here, you have to defeat us first.
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Yoshiko Mikami, I accept this challenge! Summon!
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"Name: Yoshiko Mikami"
"Subject: Math" "Score: 81"
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You jerk!
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Here's the finishing blow!
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That's my line!
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Oh no...
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When it comes to math,
I won't lose against Class E!
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Those who died, meet me
in the remedial classroom!
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That's...
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Iron Man!
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In accordance with the Summoner Test War Rules,
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those who died with their score reduced
to zero will be given a remedial class!
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Help! I don't wanna take a
remedial class taught by a demon!
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If you want to pass through
here, you have to defeat us first.
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I see. Then that's what we'll do.
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Summon!
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Summon!
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Let's fight!
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Humph!
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"Replenish Room"
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"Recovery Test"
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Well then, if you're ready, please start.
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What's your strategy, Yuuji?
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I don't have any.
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What?
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It's a power game that depends on force,
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so the enemy rushes into the
classroom of the overwhelmed side.
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And the class whose rep gets defeated loses.
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There's no way we'd be overwhelmed, right?
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Trouble! We're gonna be overwhelmed!
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What?!
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Class E's school
performance is better than ours.
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So if we fight in a straightforward way,
it's only a matter of time before we lose.
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Oh no!
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But they're only Class E after all.
They're not much different from Class F.
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It'll take time to overwhelm us.
That time is the key to our victory.
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My score is...
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As it stands, you'll die.
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Step back and go recover your score!
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Okay!
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I'll take the recovery test!
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The score of this test will be your score
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when you summon your Avatar next time.
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If you get a lower score, your
Avatar will get weaker instead.
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Is that okay?
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Yes.
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Which subject would you like to take?
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Math, please.
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I have to answer as many
as I can to get a better score!
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I can't fight any more.
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Muttsulini!
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Let's take a strategic withdrawal!
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This battle is mine!
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Shoot!
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Attack them!
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Yeah!
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Sounds like our line of defense has been broken.
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Summon!
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This is bad, Yuuji!
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"Recovery Test"
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If it's just numerical formulas,
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it's a breeze as I don't have
to be able to read Japanese!
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Ah! Kanji! I'll skip this and
move on to the next question.
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"Scratch, scratch, scratch..."
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"Bam!"
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Those who died, meet me
in the remedial classroom!
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What should we do, Yuuji?
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Are you guys done already?
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Looks like this is it for
you, huh? Mr. Class F Rep.
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Oh? The Class E Rep herself
marches in here? How confident you are.
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The first term just started
and you declared a war already?
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Are you an idiot?
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It's right after the placement test,
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so the difference between us is the
difference between our test scores.
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You think you have a chance?
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Well, who knows.
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Oh I see.
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You're an idiot who can't figure even
that out. That's why you're in Class F.
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Yuuji, without even a strategy,
there's no way we can defeat
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a higher ranked class.
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Oh, yeah. Come to think of it,
I did have one strategy.
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What?
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Don't you get why I have you here?
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What?
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I see...
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Don't tell me he is...
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That's right. This student, Akihisa
Yoshii, is a probationary student!
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Akihisa! Show them your real power!
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Tsk. I guess it can't be helped, huh?
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After all, in the end, I'll have
to show off my grand skills, huh?
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Summon.
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The probationary student's
Avatar has a special ability.
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As punishment, he has to
help with the teachers' chores,
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so his Avatar can actually touch objects.
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And...
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the Summoner receives the same pain that his Avatar receives.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow... My head...!
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See, isn't it interesting?
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Is that all?
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Fine. I'll take care of that small fry first.
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Summon!
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We won't lose so easily. Let's go!
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Ahh! He hit the same spot! It hurts! It hurts!
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Just as you'd expect from the
Class E Rep. You're not too bad.
[19:43] ---
He's such a useless guard.
[19:45] ---
No... He was very helpful.
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Then, as the Rep,
I'll put an end to this myself.
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Be prepared. Class E Rep, Hiromi
Nakabayashi! I challenge Yuuji Saka...
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Please wait!
[20:04] ---
Mizuki Himeji! I accept this challenge!
[20:07] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar! Summon!
[20:10] ---
Here I come!
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What's with that score?!
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Her offense power is as high as Class A!
[20:20] ---
Why is such a student in Class F?!
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She's finally here.
[20:23] ---
Himeji!
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Mizuki Himeji...? Don't tell me you are...
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Yoshii!
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Shimada?
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She's really amazing!
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Just as you'd expect from her.
She wasn't a Class A candidate for nothing.
[20:43] ---
That's Himeji's score?!
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Fumizuki Academy's tests have
an unlimited number of questions
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in a limited time.
[20:49] ---
So long as you can answer,
your score doesn't have a limit.
[20:51] ---
Then the strategy you mentioned was...
[20:53] ---
Buying some time for her to take the test.
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I wasn't told such a person is in Class F!
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Well then, here I come! I'm sorry.
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Oh no...
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"Class F Win"
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And thus, this Summoner Test War
ended with a victory by Class F.
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All right! You're amazing, Himeji!
This is all thanks to your power, Himeji!
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Well... Thank you very much.
[21:21] ---
Now we can exchange our classroom
equipment with Class E's, right?
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Though it's just a little,
the environment will be better.
[21:27] ---
No, we won't exchange our equipment.
[21:30] ---
What?
[21:31] ---
We'll keep the same equipment.
[21:33] ---
Isn't that a nice proposal, Miss Class E Rep?
[21:36] ---
What...? Why?
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Why, Yuuji?! We fought hard and won the war!
[21:43] ---
Is it settled?
[21:45] ---
Why are you dressed like that, Hideyoshi?
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Oh, I see! You've finally
awakened to your true self, right?!
[21:51] ---
Akihisa, I'm right here.
[21:53] ---
What?! Two Hideyoshis?!
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That's my older sister.
[21:57] ---
Hideyoshi is my little twin brother.
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I'm Yuuko Kinoshita,
an ambassador from Year 2, Class A.
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We, Class A, hereby declare war on you, Class F!
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What?!
[22:11] ---
Why is Class A declaring war on us?!
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We won't go easy on you just
because you're the lowest ranked class.
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We'll crush you mercilessly, so be prepared.
[22:25] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:31] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:34] ---
The end of the school day is bliss
[22:37] ---
If I am to put it into words, "It's really angelic!"
[22:40] ---
My peace was shattered
by a sudden announcement
[22:43] ---
Talking about the make up test. "This is Hell!"
[22:47] ---
While my friends and I were
sharing funny stories, I said,
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"There's no way anyone is that stupid"
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But the truth is, deep down in my heart
[22:56] ---
I was shouting, "That was me!"
[23:00] ---
About that "Monthly Parking"
sign you see in the parking lot
[23:06] ---
I thought it was the name of a company...
[23:12] ---
All this time...
[23:15] ---
Sticking to your idiocy can be cool
[23:18] ---
Is our common sense nonsense?
[23:21] ---
We don't need rules in this world
[23:24] ---
It's dog eat dog food! It's social upheaval!
[23:27] ---
Look!
[23:29] ---
The sun that rose from the west is setting
[23:33] ---
Run home! It's dinner time already.
[23:37] ---
Let's go home! Let's go home!
[23:51] ---
Question 2.
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Name the plant that has a subterranean
stem that sometimes is edible
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and is called "lily" in English.
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Yam potato! Potato! Sweet potato!
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Please don't just focus on the word "edible."
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Next episode! "Lilies, Roses,
and Health and Physical Education!"
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This will be on the test.
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"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"