# Baka & Test - Summon the Beasts -
Fumizuki Academy’s students can summon Avatars, pint-sized versions of themselves that battle using special powers. The students are grouped by skill level, and those in Class A are the brightest. Then there’s Akihisa Yoshii’s group—lowly Class F. They’re the worst on campus, and they’re about to take on the school’s best.
# Season 1
# 1 - Idiots, Classes, and the Summoner Test War
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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*Fumizuki Academy is...*
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*a prep school that implemented
the world's first special systems.*
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Well then, please start.
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*One of them is the Summoner Test War.*
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*It is a battle between classes using*
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*Avatars realized using
state-of-the-art technology.*
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*And the other is classroom equipment
based on the students' performance.*
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*At the end of the first year,
they take a placement test.*
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*Based on the results,
they are divided into 6 levels,*
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*from the top, Class A,
through the bottom, Class F.*
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*So this is the placement test.
It's difficult, as is to be expected...*
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*but I can handle something this difficult.*
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Hm?
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Ah!
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Himeji?
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Are you all right, Himeji? Hang in there!
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If you leave the room during the test,
you'll receive zeroes. Understood?
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Hey, Teacher!
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What is it, Yoshii?
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How can she help it if she's sick?!
Giving her a zero for that is cruel!
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Yoshi... i...
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Staying healthy is also...
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You're late, Yoshii!
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Ugh! Iron Man!
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Not Iron Man! Call me Mr. Nishimura!
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Here. You're the last one.
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That's the result of the placement test.
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You'll belong to that class from today on.
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Okay!
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Yoshii...
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Hm?
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I can tell you this now.
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While watching you over the last year,
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I had a suspicion... that
you might actually be an idiot.
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What?
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But looking at your test results,
I realized that was my mistake.
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I'm sorry, Yoshii. I shouldn't
have doubted you. I was wrong.
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You are, beyond any doubt,
the real deal... a genuine idiot!
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*What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?*
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*One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!*
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*One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!*
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BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
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*"Nice to encounter you,"
that one's too easy!*
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*There's only one answer
that I decided on at the start*
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*My heart fluttered. Will I pass?*
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*I won't panic whether
it's a matter of love or war*
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*I sigh as I cram all night long*
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*There's a genius dreamer inside of me*
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*It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true*
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*Pay no mind to other people's worlds*
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*Perfect-area complete!*
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*I'll definitely be waiting right here.*
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*Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it*
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*Ah! Ear! Ear!*
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*Why? We just keep missing each other*
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*If you came to me for advice, it'd go like*
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*"So, friends?" "Yes, friends."*
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*That's a sad 0 points.*
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*No! Do it again! Rewrite it!*
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*I'm serious, one
more chance please*
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*You know, there's a future
more wonderful than now*
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*Make it more wonderful than
now... my life, my life, my life*
**[03:59] ---**
"Episode 1" "Idiots, Classes, and the Summoner Test War"
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*Fumizuki Academy is...*
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*a prep school that implemented the world's first special systems.*
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"Try very hard."
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Why Class F?
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"Akihisa Yoshii"
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That's the lowest ranked class.
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I was so sure I did okay in the placement test.
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I answered at least one
out of every ten questions.
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Hm?
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*Fumizuki Academy is*
**[04:19] ---**
*a prep school that takes pride
in having the latest equipment.*
**[04:22] ---**
Whoa...
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Workstations and reclining chairs...
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They're provided with laptops?!
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Ah! They've got free drink
fountains and all-you-can-eat snacks?!
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I'm jealous of Class A!
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*Tatami* mats? Cushions? Low tables?!
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This is the Class F classroom?!
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*Fumizuki Academy is ruthless.*
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*If you wish to have a better
school life, do better in school.*
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*That is the law of this academy.*
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Dammit! Is this what you call a social divide?
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Yoshii. Please hurry up and take your seat.
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Okay.
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Where's my seat?
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Have a seat wherever you like.
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We don't even get assigned seats?!
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Teacher, my cushion
has very little cotton in it.
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Please bear it.
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"Whoosh"
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Teacher! The draft is cold.
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Please bear it.
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Teacher! One of the legs
of my low table got broken.
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Please bear it.
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Not possible!
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I was just kidding.
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*Yes, Fumizuki Academy is ruthless.*
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Well, I'm your homeroom teacher, Fukuhara.
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I look forward to teaching
you this year, everyon--
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I'll go get some tools, so please
study on your own until I'm back.
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Seriously, this classroom is terrible.
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I have to spend a year in
this place? How depressing.
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If you have complaints,
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you should've gotten better
scores on the placement test.
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Yuuji! You're in Class F, too?!
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"Yuuji Sakamoto"
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Not just me.
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"Minami Shimada"
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Hello, hello. I'm in Class F, too.
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Shimada... I see... It makes sense
that you'd be in Class F, right?
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Are you trying to say I'm an idiot?
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Ouch, ouch, ouch! Since you don't have breasts,
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my ears are rubbing against your ribs!
It hurts so much worse than norma--
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I-I can almost see it, but not... not...
**[06:24] ---**
"Kouta Tsuchiya"
**[06:27] ---**
I grew up abroad, so I can't read
the questions in Japanese. That's all!
**[06:31] ---**
You guys are lively, as usual...
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Hideyoshi?
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"Hideyoshi Kinoshita"
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I'm in Class F, too. Glad to see you here.
**[06:38] ---**
Same here. Glad to see you here.
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At any rate, just as you'd expect
from the lowest performing class.
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As far as the eye can see,
I see only shabby guys.
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That includes you, though.
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But I'm glad... that the only girl
here is a pretty girl like you, Hideyoshi.
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I'm a guy.
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I'm the girl.
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You don't get it, do you?
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Girls are kind and graceful,
and have this soothing aura.
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Just looking at them puts our hearts at ease.
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Someone like you who's rough,
violent and scary with no breas--
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I feel a severe pain in my spine!
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Uhm... I'm sorry that I'm late.
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I went to the nurse's office
and it took a while, so...
**[07:14] ---**
"Mizuki Himeji"
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Himeji...
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Ah... Yoshii!
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Oh... how cute she is.
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Why is someone like her in Class F?
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I'm so glad I'm in Class F!
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Yoshii...
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What is it... Himeji?
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Doesn't it hurt?
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Ahh! My spine has never been
bent this way in my entire life!
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Almost... Almost...
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Ahhh! If it gets bent further, I'm gonna...
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"Twitch, twitch, twitch..."
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Muttsulini!
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Hang in there!
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L... L...
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Don't talk! We'll call a doctor right away!
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L... Light blue...
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Muttsulini!
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I'm glad that there's another girl in the class.
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Muttsulini! Are you okay?! Your wound isn't deep!
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Seats are not assigned
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Muttsulini! Hang in there!
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so we were told to sit wherever we like.
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Help! Somebody, please help him!
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Okay. Thank you very much.
**[08:10] ---**
Then...
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Doctor! Is there a doctor in the house?!
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Is that seat open?
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What? Sure, go ahead.
**[08:16] ---**
I see. You're in Class F, too, huh?
**[08:20] ---**
I'm looking forward to
studying with you, Yoshii...
**[08:23] ---**
Are you still sick?
**[08:25] ---**
Yeah, a little...
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The drafty classroom... Thin cushions...
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Old *tatami* mats with
mold and dust floating about...
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It's not a good environment for
someone who's still recuperating, is it?
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So, what do you want?
**[08:51] ---**
This is what I think. Schools
are a microcosm of society, right?
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There shouldn't be discriminatory
inequality among classes like this.
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But no matter what we,
the lowest ranked students, say,
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it's considered only the grumblings of a loser.
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So we should challenge other
classes to a fight fair and square,
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and obtain the power and right to
speak first. Then we should cast this issue...
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In other words, you wanna improve
our classroom equipment for Himeji, huh?
**[09:10] ---**
I'm beating around the
bush because it's embarrassing!
**[09:12] ---**
Why do you have to rephrase it bluntly?!
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Okay. To tell you the truth,
I was thinking about starting a war, too.
**[09:17] ---**
What? You too?
**[09:18] ---**
Yeah. I wanted to prove that
academic ability isn't all that matters in life.
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And... we do stand a chance of winning.
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Do you wanna try, Akihisa?
**[09:29] ---**
Yeah. Let's do it! Let's call
for a Summoner Test War!
**[09:34] ---**
Everyone, listen! As the Class F Rep,
I'd like to make a proposal.
**[09:38] ---**
I'm thinking of having us,
Class F, start a Summoner Test War.
**[09:42] ---**
What?!
**[09:43] ---**
A Summoner Test War...? Don't tell me...
**[09:46] ---**
*At Fumizuki Academy,*
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*there's a system called Summoner
Test War, also known as ST War.*
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*With a teacher present,*
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*a student can summon their
Avatar, whose offense power*
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*is based on the student's
performance in that subject.*
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*Students fight using their Avatars.*
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*By defeating a higher-ranked
class, they can exchange*
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*their classroom equipment with
the higher ranked class's equipment.*
**[10:06] ---**
Everyone, aren't you unhappy
with this shabby classroom?!
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Heck yeah we are!
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But if we can just win in a ST War,
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we can even get our hands on
that gorgeous Class A equipment!
**[10:19] ---**
We're the lowest ranked students!
We're at the very bottom of the academy!
**[10:22] ---**
We're a group of scum noticed
by no one and below everyone!
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In other words, that
means we have nothing to lose!
**[10:30] ---**
So why don't we try?! There's no harm!
**[10:33] ---**
In addition, we have this guy!
**[10:35] ---**
Huh?
**[10:39] ---**
Believe it or not, this guy, Akihisa
Yoshii, is a probationary student!
**[10:45] ---**
He's a probationary student?!
**[10:46] ---**
I didn't know we had a guy
like that in this class.
**[10:46] ---**
Incredible... This is my first
time seeing one.
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Purify the room with salt!
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I'm in despair.
**[10:50] ---**
Well, I'm not all that special...
**[10:53] ---**
What is it, Himeji?
**[10:55] ---**
Is a probationary
student really that incredible?
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Yeah. It's not like anyone can become one.
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It's a special treatment
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for a trouble student
whose school performance is bad
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and who lacks a desire to learn.
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It's also said to be a synonym for "idiot."
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It's someone who's completely useless.
**[11:09] ---**
Whoa, that's really incredible.
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Ah! I wanna crawl under the rug if we had one.
**[11:13] ---**
If we win in a ST War, we can say
goodbye to this shabby classroom!
**[11:17] ---**
What do you say, everyone?! Do you wanna try?!
**[11:20] ---**
Yeah!
**[11:22] ---**
Then, to start with, we'll
defeat the next rank up, Class E!
**[11:25] ---**
Akihisa! As an ambassador for
Class F, go declare war against Class E.
**[11:29] ---**
What? Me?
**[11:31] ---**
Normally, a lower-ranked class'
messenger who declares war
**[11:34] ---**
is given hell, right?
**[11:35] ---**
That's something that
happens in movies and novels.
**[11:38] ---**
There's no way they'd do rude things
to an important ambassador, is there?
**[11:41] ---**
But...
**[11:43] ---**
Akihisa. This is an important
mission that only you can do.
**[11:47] ---**
Please just trust me and go.
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Okay.
**[11:53] ---**
You lied!
**[11:54] ---**
I figured as much.
**[11:56] ---**
So you expected this?!
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One is unfit to be a class rep
if he can't expect that much.
**[11:59] ---**
At least try to sound sorry!
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Now, we can't go back, Akihisa. Are you ready?
**[12:05] ---**
What?
**[12:07] ---**
This is what you want, right?
**[12:10] ---**
Yeah! Bring it on any time!
**[12:13] ---**
Oh? This year's Year 2 students
**[12:15] ---**
are trying to call for a ST War
on the first day of the first term?
**[12:18] ---**
How interesting. Approve it.
**[12:21] ---**
Understood.
**[12:22] ---**
Now, how will it turn out? We'll see...
**[12:26] ---**
"Approved"
**[12:29] ---**
"Hasegawa" "Culture Club Room"
**[12:30] ---**
We'll use Mr. Hasegawa as
the attending teacher for the war.
**[12:33] ---**
We'll secure him on his
way to Class E for fifth period.
**[12:37] ---**
Mr. Hasegawa... Then the subject will be math?
**[12:40] ---**
I'm good at math.
**[12:42] ---**
We'll use math, the subject
Shimada's good at, as our main strength.
**[12:46] ---**
How are you with math, Himeji?
**[12:47] ---**
It's not like I'm bad at it, but...
**[12:50] ---**
Then, you can fight with me, right?
**[12:52] ---**
No, she can't.
**[12:54] ---**
Why?
**[12:55] ---**
The scores on the last test we took
become our Avatars' offense power.
**[12:59] ---**
The test we took last is...
**[13:02] ---**
The placement test...
**[13:04] ---**
Since I left the room in the middle
of the test, my scores are all zero.
**[13:07] ---**
Ah...
**[13:08] ---**
But once the ST War starts,
she can take a recovery test.
**[13:13] ---**
If she takes that test, she can
participate midway into the war.
**[13:16] ---**
Okay.
**[13:18] ---**
Do your best.
**[13:20] ---**
Okay!
**[13:36] ---**
We've secured Mr. Hasegawa!
**[13:39] ---**
Start the war! Everyone, start the battle!
**[13:42] ---**
Yeah!
**[13:44] ---**
Geez... For idiots, they're pretty cocky.
**[13:48] ---**
Everyone, time to attack!
Teach Class F a lesson!
**[13:52] ---**
Yeah!
**[14:00] ---**
Minami Shimada! I'm fighting!
**[14:02] ---**
Hideyoshi Kinoshita!
I'm participating in the war!
**[14:05] ---**
Kouta Tsuchiya! Ditto!
**[14:07] ---**
I approve.
**[14:11] ---**
I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
**[14:16] ---**
"Name: Minami Shimada"
"Subject: Math" "Score: 89"
**[14:19] ---**
Summon!
**[14:21] ---**
"Name: Kouta Tsuchiya"
"Subject: Math" "Score: 25"
**[14:22] ---**
Summon!
**[14:42] ---**
"Name: Hideyoshi Kinoshita"
"Subject: Math" "Score: 76"
**[14:43] ---**
Why am I the only one who transformed?
**[14:46] ---**
They're coming!
**[14:52] ---**
Please be careful. Real humans
can't pass through that area.
**[14:55] ---**
If you want to pass through
here, you have to defeat us first.
**[14:58] ---**
Yoshiko Mikami, I accept this challenge! Summon!
**[15:03] ---**
"Name: Yoshiko Mikami"
"Subject: Math" "Score: 81"
**[15:05] ---**
You jerk!
**[15:07] ---**
Here's the finishing blow!
**[15:08] ---**
That's my line!
**[15:10] ---**
Oh no...
**[15:11] ---**
When it comes to math,
I won't lose against Class E!
**[15:15] ---**
Those who died, meet me
in the remedial classroom!
**[15:17] ---**
That's...
**[15:18] ---**
Iron Man!
**[15:19] ---**
In accordance with the Summoner Test War Rules,
**[15:21] ---**
those who died with their score reduced
to zero will be given a remedial class!
**[15:23] ---**
Help! I don't wanna take a
remedial class taught by a demon!
**[15:29] ---**
If you want to pass through
here, you have to defeat us first.
**[15:32] ---**
I see. Then that's what we'll do.
**[15:35] ---**
Summon!
**[15:35] ---**
Summon!
**[15:38] ---**
Let's fight!
**[15:39] ---**
Humph!
**[15:42] ---**
"Replenish Room"
**[15:43] ---**
"Recovery Test"
**[15:45] ---**
Well then, if you're ready, please start.
**[15:50] ---**
What's your strategy, Yuuji?
**[15:53] ---**
I don't have any.
**[15:54] ---**
What?
**[15:55] ---**
It's a power game that depends on force,
**[15:57] ---**
so the enemy rushes into the
classroom of the overwhelmed side.
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And the class whose rep gets defeated loses.
**[16:02] ---**
There's no way we'd be overwhelmed, right?
**[16:04] ---**
Trouble! We're gonna be overwhelmed!
**[16:07] ---**
What?!
**[16:08] ---**
Class E's school
performance is better than ours.
**[16:10] ---**
So if we fight in a straightforward way,
it's only a matter of time before we lose.
**[16:13] ---**
Oh no!
**[16:15] ---**
But they're only Class E after all.
They're not much different from Class F.
**[16:20] ---**
It'll take time to overwhelm us.
That time is the key to our victory.
**[16:26] ---**
My score is...
**[16:29] ---**
As it stands, you'll die.
**[16:31] ---**
Step back and go recover your score!
**[16:33] ---**
Okay!
**[16:41] ---**
I'll take the recovery test!
**[16:43] ---**
The score of this test will be your score
**[16:45] ---**
when you summon your Avatar next time.
**[16:48] ---**
If you get a lower score, your
Avatar will get weaker instead.
**[16:52] ---**
Is that okay?
**[16:53] ---**
Yes.
**[16:54] ---**
Which subject would you like to take?
**[16:56] ---**
Math, please.
**[16:58] ---**
*I have to answer as many
as I can to get a better score!*
**[17:02] ---**
I can't fight any more.
**[17:04] ---**
Muttsulini!
**[17:06] ---**
Let's take a strategic withdrawal!
**[17:09] ---**
This battle is mine!
**[17:20] ---**
Shoot!
**[17:23] ---**
Attack them!
**[17:24] ---**
Yeah!
**[17:25] ---**
Sounds like our line of defense has been broken.
**[17:27] ---**
Summon!
**[17:27] ---**
This is bad, Yuuji!
**[17:31] ---**
"Recovery Test"
**[17:34] ---**
*If it's just numerical formulas,*
**[17:35] ---**
*it's a breeze as I don't have
to be able to read Japanese!*
**[17:39] ---**
*Ah! Kanji! I'll skip this and
move on to the next question.*
**[17:44] ---**
"Scratch, scratch, scratch..."
**[17:53] ---**
"Bam!"
**[17:54] ---**
Those who died, meet me
in the remedial classroom!
**[17:58] ---**
What should we do, Yuuji?
**[18:01] ---**
Are you guys done already?
**[18:03] ---**
Looks like this is it for
you, huh? Mr. Class F Rep.
**[18:06] ---**
Oh? The Class E Rep herself
marches in here? How confident you are.
**[18:11] ---**
The first term just started
and you declared a war already?
**[18:13] ---**
Are you an idiot?
**[18:14] ---**
It's right after the placement test,
**[18:16] ---**
so the difference between us is the
difference between our test scores.
**[18:18] ---**
You think you have a chance?
**[18:21] ---**
Well, who knows.
**[18:23] ---**
Oh I see.
**[18:23] ---**
You're an idiot who can't figure even
that out. That's why you're in Class F.
**[18:27] ---**
Yuuji, without even a strategy,
there's no way we can defeat
**[18:29] ---**
a higher ranked class.
**[18:31] ---**
Oh, yeah. Come to think of it,
I did have one strategy.
**[18:34] ---**
What?
**[18:35] ---**
Don't you get why I have you here?
**[18:38] ---**
What?
**[18:42] ---**
I see...
**[18:43] ---**
Don't tell me he is...
**[18:44] ---**
That's right. This student, Akihisa
Yoshii, is a probationary student!
**[18:48] ---**
Akihisa! Show them your real power!
**[18:52] ---**
Tsk. I guess it can't be helped, huh?
**[18:54] ---**
After all, in the end, I'll have
to show off my grand skills, huh?
**[18:58] ---**
Summon.
**[19:01] ---**
The probationary student's
Avatar has a special ability.
**[19:05] ---**
As punishment, he has to
help with the teachers' chores,
**[19:08] ---**
so his Avatar can actually touch objects.
**[19:11] ---**
And...
**[19:14] ---**
the Summoner receives the same pain that his Avatar receives.
**[19:16] ---**
Ow, ow, ow, ow... My head...!
**[19:19] ---**
See, isn't it interesting?
**[19:20] ---**
Is that all?
**[19:21] ---**
Fine. I'll take care of that small fry first.
**[19:25] ---**
Summon!
**[19:26] ---**
We won't lose so easily. Let's go!
**[19:36] ---**
Ahh! He hit the same spot! It hurts! It hurts!
**[19:40] ---**
Just as you'd expect from the
Class E Rep. You're not too bad.
**[19:43] ---**
He's such a useless guard.
**[19:45] ---**
No... He was very helpful.
**[19:51] ---**
Then, as the Rep,
I'll put an end to this myself.
**[19:57] ---**
Be prepared. Class E Rep, Hiromi
Nakabayashi! I challenge Yuuji Saka...
**[20:02] ---**
Please wait!
**[20:04] ---**
Mizuki Himeji! I accept this challenge!
**[20:07] ---**
I'm summoning my Avatar! Summon!
**[20:10] ---**
Here I come!
**[20:16] ---**
What's with that score?!
**[20:18] ---**
Her offense power is as high as Class A!
**[20:20] ---**
Why is such a student in Class F?!
**[20:22] ---**
She's finally here.
**[20:23] ---**
Himeji!
**[20:24] ---**
Mizuki Himeji...? Don't tell me you are...
**[20:27] ---**
Yoshii!
**[20:28] ---**
Shimada?
**[20:29] ---**
She's really amazing!
**[20:40] ---**
Just as you'd expect from her.
She wasn't a Class A candidate for nothing.
**[20:43] ---**
That's Himeji's score?!
**[20:46] ---**
Fumizuki Academy's tests have
an unlimited number of questions
**[20:48] ---**
in a limited time.
**[20:49] ---**
So long as you can answer,
your score doesn't have a limit.
**[20:51] ---**
Then the strategy you mentioned was...
**[20:53] ---**
Buying some time for her to take the test.
**[20:56] ---**
I wasn't told such a person is in Class F!
**[20:59] ---**
Well then, here I come! I'm sorry.
**[21:02] ---**
Oh no...
**[21:04] ---**
"Class F Win"
**[21:07] ---**
*And thus, this Summoner Test War
ended with a victory by Class F.*
**[21:13] ---**
All right! You're amazing, Himeji!
This is all thanks to your power, Himeji!
**[21:18] ---**
Well... Thank you very much.
**[21:21] ---**
Now we can exchange our classroom
equipment with Class E's, right?
**[21:25] ---**
Though it's just a little,
the environment will be better.
**[21:27] ---**
No, we won't exchange our equipment.
**[21:30] ---**
What?
**[21:31] ---**
We'll keep the same equipment.
**[21:33] ---**
Isn't that a nice proposal, Miss Class E Rep?
**[21:36] ---**
What...? Why?
**[21:38] ---**
Why, Yuuji?! We fought hard and won the war!
**[21:43] ---**
Is it settled?
**[21:45] ---**
Why are you dressed like that, Hideyoshi?
**[21:48] ---**
Oh, I see! You've finally
awakened to your true self, right?!
**[21:51] ---**
Akihisa, I'm right here.
**[21:53] ---**
What?! Two Hideyoshis?!
**[21:55] ---**
That's my older sister.
**[21:57] ---**
Hideyoshi is my little twin brother.
**[22:00] ---**
I'm Yuuko Kinoshita,
an ambassador from Year 2, Class A.
**[22:04] ---**
We, Class A, hereby declare war on you, Class F!
**[22:09] ---**
What?!
**[22:11] ---**
Why is Class A declaring war on us?!
**[22:12] ---**
We won't go easy on you just
because you're the lowest ranked class.
**[22:15] ---**
We'll crush you mercilessly, so be prepared.
**[22:25] ---**
*B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!*
**[22:31] ---**
*B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!*
**[22:34] ---**
*The end of the school day is bliss*
**[22:37] ---**
*If I am to put it into words, "It's really angelic!"*
**[22:40] ---**
*My peace was shattered
by a sudden announcement*
**[22:43] ---**
*Talking about the make up test. "This is Hell!"*
**[22:47] ---**
*While my friends and I were
sharing funny stories, I said,*
**[22:50] ---**
*"There's no way anyone is that stupid"*
**[22:53] ---**
*But the truth is, deep down in my heart*
**[22:56] ---**
*I was shouting, "That was me!"*
**[23:00] ---**
*About that "Monthly Parking"
sign you see in the parking lot*
**[23:06] ---**
*I thought it was the name of a company...*
**[23:12] ---**
*All this time...*
**[23:15] ---**
*Sticking to your idiocy can be cool*
**[23:18] ---**
*Is our common sense nonsense?*
**[23:21] ---**
*We don't need rules in this world*
**[23:24] ---**
*It's dog eat dog food! It's social upheaval!*
**[23:27] ---**
*Look!*
**[23:29] ---**
*The sun that rose from the west is setting*
**[23:33] ---**
*Run home! It's dinner time already.*
**[23:37] ---**
*Let's go home! Let's go home!*
**[23:51] ---**
*Question 2.*
**[23:53] ---**
*Name the plant that has a subterranean
stem that sometimes is edible*
**[23:55] ---**
*and is called "lily" in English.*
**[23:58] ---**
*Yam potato! Potato! Sweet potato!*
**[23:59] ---**
*Please don't just focus on the word "edible."*
**[24:01] ---**
*Next episode! "Lilies, Roses,
and Health and Physical Education!"*
**[24:04] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:06] ---**
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# 2 - Lilies, Roses, and Health and Physical Education
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:17] ---**
Hey, when did that Taika Reform thing happen?
**[00:20] ---**
You don't know that? We're in the
third grade now. You're such a dummy.
**[00:23] ---**
I haven't learned it yet, so...
**[00:25] ---**
There's an easy way to memorize it.
"Re-form" means "form twice."
**[00:30] ---**
"Re-form"?
**[00:31] ---**
That’s right, The Taika
Reforms *re*-wrote the doctrines.
**[00:34] ---**
*Re*-form, so it was in the year six *two* five.
**[00:37] ---**
"Re-form. 625."
**[00:40] ---**
Don't forget, okay?
**[00:42] ---**
I memorized it good. I'll never forget.
**[00:51] ---**
*Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou*
**[00:56] ---**
*One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!*
**[00:59] ---**
*One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!*
**[01:03] ---**
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
**[01:12] ---**
*Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo*
**[01:15] ---**
*Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu*
**[01:18] ---**
*Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?*
**[01:20] ---**
*Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai*
**[01:23] ---**
*Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki*
**[01:25] ---**
*Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer*
**[01:28] ---**
*Omou koto mina kanaeba iina*
**[01:31] ---**
*Hito no sekai wa kinishinai*
**[01:33] ---**
*Perfect-area complete!*
**[01:36] ---**
*Zettai koko de matterunda*
**[01:38] ---**
*Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo*
**[01:45] ---**
*Ah! Ear! Ear!*
**[01:46] ---**
*Why? Tomaranai surechigai*
**[01:49] ---**
*Watashi ga soudan aite nara*
**[01:52] ---**
*"Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."*
**[01:55] ---**
*Kanashiki rei ten dane*
**[01:57] ---**
*No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi*
**[02:00] ---**
*Honki de one more chance please*
**[02:02] ---**
*Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni*
**[02:07] ---**
*Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!*
**[02:16] ---**
*At Fumizuki Academy,
academic ability is its idea of power*
**[02:20] ---**
*and test results are its idea of justice.*
**[02:23] ---**
What's the matter, Himeji? You
wanna talk to me about something?
**[02:26] ---**
Actually... there's something
I wanna ask you. Got a minute?
**[02:37] ---**
So that's what's going on. The
Year 2's first war in the first term
**[02:40] ---**
ended with Class F achieving
victory by defeating Class E.
**[02:43] ---**
I see... Not bad.
**[02:46] ---**
I imagine the beaten class is feeling gloomy
**[02:48] ---**
about their shabby equipment by now, huh?
**[02:51] ---**
Tell them to study hard and
take it back in the next war...
**[02:56] ---**
Ah...
**[02:57] ---**
...and that life is a battle.
**[02:58] ---**
Ah, well, actually... the students
decided not to exchange their equipment.
**[03:04] ---**
Hm? What's that mean?
**[03:12] ---**
Just as you'd expect from instant glue.
The repair is complete in no time!
**[03:16] ---**
That's good, Akihisa. So you
got better glue this time, huh?
**[03:20] ---**
We fought hard and won.
We deserve at least upgraded supplies.
**[03:27] ---**
*Under normal circumstances,
she could've had a Class E desk by now.*
**[03:30] ---**
Yuuji! Why did you turn
down the equipment exchange?!
**[03:34] ---**
What? You like shabby wooden desks like that?
**[03:38] ---**
It's obvious that they're better than
these low tables that break so easily!
**[03:43] ---**
"Glue -- for general use" "Alphadine"
**[03:44] ---**
What?
**[03:49] ---**
You don't study so desks
don't matter anyway, right?
**[03:53] ---**
It does matter! I put my lunch box
on it. I doze off on it. I scribble on it.
**[03:59] ---**
The desks are our important
partners during our days at school, right?!
**[04:03] ---**
Or rather, you and the desk are one.
**[04:05] ---**
Today's the last day we'll have these low tables
**[04:08] ---**
since Class A declared war on us.
**[04:11] ---**
Ah...
**[04:12] ---**
If we win the next war,
Class A's equipment will be ours.
**[04:15] ---**
This wasn't part of my plan,
but it's not a problem.
**[04:18] ---**
Everything is going as I planned.
**[04:22] ---**
Right, Himeji?
**[04:23] ---**
Huh? Ah... yes.
**[04:28] ---**
Now, let's go march into Class A.
**[04:33] ---**
So this is Class A...
**[04:34] ---**
It looks as if it's a ritzy hotel.
**[04:37] ---**
Humph.
**[04:38] ---**
This is suitable equipment for
me to spend my school days with.
**[04:42] ---**
Look, Yoshii! They've got free
drinks and all-you-can-eat snacks!
**[04:47] ---**
If you're surprised by every single thing
in here, they'll take advantage of you.
**[04:50] ---**
You should assume a more confident attitude.
**[04:52] ---**
Your words and actions don't match at all.
**[04:55] ---**
Oh? Isn't the war starting tomorrow?
**[04:58] ---**
Big Sister...
**[04:59] ---**
You've come to surrender already?
**[05:01] ---**
We're here to inspect our new equipment.
**[05:05] ---**
You're quite confident, aren't you?
**[05:07] ---**
I came to negotiate. I'd like to
request a duel between the reps.
**[05:13] ---**
Are you an idiot or what?
**[05:15] ---**
There's no way you can defeat
Year 2's top student in a duel, is there?
**[05:18] ---**
Are you scared? I guess you must be...
**[05:20] ---**
as you guys're cowards who attack
a weak class weakened even more
**[05:23] ---**
by the war they just finished.
**[05:25] ---**
You wanna do it right here right now?
**[05:27] ---**
Wait.
**[05:30] ---**
I don't mind accepting the duel.
**[05:33] ---**
Rep...!
**[05:34] ---**
But... on one condition.
**[05:41] ---**
The loser will do one thing the
winner says without exception.
**[05:46] ---**
What?!
**[05:47] ---**
Is that the reason for declaring war on Class F?
**[05:50] ---**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[05:51] ---**
We, Class A, are obligated to
protect the academy's safety and dignity.
**[05:56] ---**
This is a punishment for idiots who
started a war at the start of the first term
**[05:59] ---**
when they haven't put any
efforts into their studies yet.
**[06:03] ---**
Okay. The loser of the duel between
the Reps will do whatever the winner says.
**[06:07] ---**
It won't be a duel. It'll be five versus five.
**[06:12] ---**
Yuuko...
**[06:13] ---**
I don't think our Rep will lose...
**[06:16] ---**
but it wouldn't hurt to be cautious.
**[06:18] ---**
Okay. Five versus five is fine.
**[06:21] ---**
In return, we'll decide
on the subjects for the war.
**[06:24] ---**
Okay.
**[06:27] ---**
The negotiation concluded successfully.
**[06:29] ---**
What're you gonna do, Yuuji,
after making a promise like that?!
**[06:32] ---**
It won't be a problem since
we're gonna be the winners.
**[06:34] ---**
We just got a bonus in that they'll
do whatever we tell them. That's all.
**[06:38] ---**
Are you really sure?
**[06:40] ---**
That Rep, Shouko Kirishima...
I heard a strange rumor about her.
**[06:44] ---**
A rumor?
**[06:45] ---**
She's an excellent student,
so she has both intelligence and beauty.
**[06:47] ---**
Although she's that pretty,
I hear guys leave her alone.
**[06:51] ---**
Really? She looks like the type
that'd be popular among guys.
**[06:54] ---**
According to the rumor,
she isn't interested in guys.
**[06:57] ---**
Not interested in guys...?
**[07:00] ---**
Don't tell me... her goal is...
**[07:07] ---**
N-N-N-N-N-No way! That can't be!
**[07:10] ---**
That's weird!
**[07:11] ---**
There's no way something like
that is happening around here.
**[07:14] ---**
Right, Shimada?
**[07:16] ---**
There is.
**[07:17] ---**
What?
**[07:17] ---**
A weird girl like that... sticks close to me.
**[07:20] ---**
I found you, honey!
**[07:23] ---**
Miharu?!
**[07:24] ---**
You're such a meanie, honey!
**[07:25] ---**
To think you left me to have a
tea party with these filthy pigs!
**[07:29] ---**
L-Let me go! Don't come close to me!
**[07:32] ---**
Honey!
**[07:32] ---**
Who's that?
**[07:33] ---**
Miharu Shimizu from Year 2, Class D.
**[07:36] ---**
Stop it! Let me go!
**[07:38] ---**
Please don't feel embarrassed, honey!
**[07:41] ---**
I know you actually love me.
You're shy, aren't you?
**[07:45] ---**
Like normal girls, I like guys!
**[07:48] ---**
Yoshii! Help me out here!
**[07:50] ---**
She's right, Shimizu. It's wrong
for a woman to love another woman!
**[07:54] ---**
It's true that Shimada's appearance,
personality and breast size
**[07:57] ---**
are all indistinguishable from a guy's...
**[07:59] ---**
figure-four leg lock!!
**[08:03] ---**
I'm a girl no matter how
you look at it, aren't I?!
**[08:05] ---**
That's right! I love her as a woman!
**[08:08] ---**
I give! I give up!
**[08:10] ---**
I'm really not gonna let you off the hook today!
**[08:10] ---**
Almost... Almost... Almost...
**[08:13] ---**
Ow, ow... Help me,
Shimada! I'll do whatever you say!
**[08:17] ---**
Really? Then next weekend,
**[08:19] ---**
I wanna have crepes at La
Veditz in front of the train station.
**[08:22] ---**
What?! But then my food budget will be....
**[08:24] ---**
Huh?!
**[08:24] ---**
Ahh! No. Please let me treat you!
**[08:27] ---**
A-And, call me Lady Minami
from now on. I'll call you Aki!
**[08:33] ---**
Y-Y-Y-Yes, Lady Minami!
**[08:35] ---**
And... And... T-T-Try saying you love me.
**[08:41] ---**
Yes, ma'am! I'll say it!
**[08:43] ---**
I won't let you!
**[08:45] ---**
Say it!
**[08:47] ---**
Almost... Almost... Almost...
**[08:50] ---**
If you go any further...
**[08:50] ---**
Now, say you love me!
**[08:53] ---**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[08:55] ---**
Say you love me!
**[09:00] ---**
You... idiot!
**[09:06] ---**
Boy, that was terrible.
**[09:08] ---**
Ah... Himeji?
**[09:12] ---**
What're you writing, Himeji?
**[09:14] ---**
Ah! Yoshii?!
**[09:25] ---**
*Th-That looks like a love letter.*
**[09:28] ---**
*B-But no one would write a
love letter in their classroom, right?*
**[09:32] ---**
U-Uhm, well, this is...
**[09:35] ---**
It's not like that!
Oh, well, it is, but it's not!
**[09:41] ---**
This is a strange unhappy chain letter.
**[09:43] ---**
That misunderstanding presents
some major problems of its own.
**[09:47] ---**
Are you writing to someone in our class?
**[09:49] ---**
Yes...
**[09:49] ---**
I see... Then I'll teach you how to write
an unhappy chain letter in a correct way.
**[09:54] ---**
No thank you. This isn't
an unhappy chain letter.
**[09:58] ---**
Yes, it is.
**[10:00] ---**
In fact, I'm feeling unhappy right now.
**[10:04] ---**
It's not like that.
**[10:06] ---**
I see... What do you like about
this guy? He isn't that good looking.
**[10:10] ---**
Well, it's not about how he looks.
Ah, I do like how he looks, too!
**[10:14] ---**
My friends were also saying
**[10:16] ---**
that when handsome Yoshii and
sturdy Sakamoto are walking together,
**[10:20] ---**
it's picture perfect.
**[10:21] ---**
You've got good friends. Be nice to them.
**[10:24] ---**
They were also thinking you're
probably the one on the receiving end.
**[10:27] ---**
Break it off with them right away.
**[10:29] ---**
But it's not just his looks,
he's nice on the inside, too.
**[10:32] ---**
It's true that he looks like
he's got a strong liver and stuff.
**[10:35] ---**
That's what's inside the body.
**[10:37] ---**
Could it be you mean his personality?
**[10:39] ---**
Yes. He's kind and cheerful.
He always looks happy.
**[10:43] ---**
I've always admired him.
**[10:46] ---**
I see... That letter...
**[10:48] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[10:50] ---**
I hope you'll get the response you want.
**[10:53] ---**
Yes!
**[10:56] ---**
Oh, there you are. Let's
start the strategy meeting.
**[11:01] ---**
Hey, where're you going? Akihisa!
**[11:04] ---**
Don't come close to me! Don't walk with me!
**[11:07] ---**
What's the matter, Akihisa? What happened?
**[11:09] ---**
I'm not... I'm not...
**[11:13] ---**
on the receiving end!
**[11:16] ---**
Huh?
**[11:19] ---**
Well then, we'll start the first round.
**[11:19] ---**
"Elites vs. Idiots"
**[11:22] ---**
Why am I the round card girl?
**[11:24] ---**
Round One.
**[11:25] ---**
What're you saying? Who else can do it besides you?
**[11:29] ---**
I keep telling you guys that I'm not a girl.
**[11:31] ---**
Well then, players from
both classes, step forward.
**[11:36] ---**
We're counting on you, Shimada.
**[11:38] ---**
Okay then, I'm off to battle.
**[11:40] ---**
Let's finish this quickly.
You're no match for me anyway.
**[11:44] ---**
Don't underestimate me
just because I'm from Class F.
**[11:47] ---**
"Yuuko Kinoshita" "Minami Shimada"
**[11:48] ---**
Start the match.
**[11:52] ---**
I'm summoning my Avatar... Summon!
**[11:56] ---**
When it comes to math, my
scores are a match for Class B's!
**[12:01] ---**
Oh, how amazing. Summon!
**[12:09] ---**
O-Oh no...!
**[12:11] ---**
Of course, my scores are a
match for Class A's, though.
**[12:14] ---**
Winner, Yuuko Kinoshita, Class A.
**[12:19] ---**
It couldn't be helped.
**[12:21] ---**
After all, realizing that a Class B level player
**[12:22] ---**
can't defeat a Class A one
is too much for a brain like...
**[12:24] ---**
I can't breathe!
**[12:26] ---**
Ahh! This might feel kinda good, though.
**[12:27] ---**
Almost... Almost...
**[12:29] ---**
Round Two!
**[12:30] ---**
We'll start the second round.
Players, step forward.
**[12:34] ---**
Miho Satou, Class A.
**[12:39] ---**
All right. Akihisa, I'm counting on you.
**[12:41] ---**
Me?! If I lose here, we'll
be at the end of our rope.
**[12:44] ---**
Don't worry. I have faith in you.
**[12:47] ---**
Well well... Does that mean
that you want me to get serious?
**[12:50] ---**
Yeah. There's no point in
hiding it any longer, is there?
**[12:53] ---**
Show everyone your real strength!
**[12:55] ---**
Geez... I guess it can't be helped, huh?
**[12:57] ---**
Don't tell me... you are...
**[12:59] ---**
Yeah, up until now, I've
never been serious at all.
**[13:03] ---**
Then... you are...
**[13:05] ---**
That's right. Just as you've guessed...
**[13:08] ---**
I've been hiding this
until now, but I'm actually...
**[13:11] ---**
left-handed.
**[13:16] ---**
Winner, Miho Satou, Class A.
**[13:19] ---**
Your dominant arm has nothing to
do with test scores, does it?!
**[13:19] ---**
My arm... My arm... My arm...!
**[13:23] ---**
Almost... Almost... Almost...
**[13:23] ---**
My arm... My arm... My arm...!
**[13:26] ---**
The real fight has yet to
come. Let's get serious now!
**[13:28] ---**
Yuuji! I thought you had faith in me!
**[13:31] ---**
It's not that I had faith that you'd win.
**[13:34] ---**
I wanna give you my serious left-arm punch!
**[13:38] ---**
Round Three!
**[13:38] ---**
Well then, we'll start the third round.
**[13:41] ---**
Aiko Kudou, Class A. Kouta Tsuchiya, Class F.
**[13:46] ---**
What subject would you like to fight in?
**[13:48] ---**
Health and Physical Education.
**[13:50] ---**
I heard that you do well in
Health and Physical Education.
**[13:53] ---**
But I do quite well, too. On top of that,
unlike you, I really work up a sweat.
**[13:59] ---**
Work up a sweat?
**[14:04] ---**
Muttsulini!
**[14:05] ---**
"Aggressive Girl vs. Muttsulini"
**[14:06] ---**
How dare you hurt Muttsulini
like that! How cruel! That's dirty!
**[14:10] ---**
Do you wanna take his place?
**[14:12] ---**
But you don't look like
you do well in academics.
**[14:15] ---**
If Health and Physical Education
is okay, I can teach you...
**[14:18] ---**
Of course... I'm gonna make you sweat.
**[14:22] ---**
Yoshii!
**[14:23] ---**
Aki!
**[14:24] ---**
That's none of your business! He's
never going to get a chance like that!
**[14:27] ---**
That's right! Yoshii will
never need that sort of thing!
**[14:31] ---**
Why are you two saying such sad things?
**[14:34] ---**
Muttsulini?!
**[14:36] ---**
I'm fine. This is nothing.
**[14:39] ---**
Then, start the match.
**[14:41] ---**
Summon.
**[14:43] ---**
Summon!
**[14:48] ---**
She's got over 400 points?!
**[14:49] ---**
A practitioner and a theorist...
I'll show you which is stronger.
**[14:56] ---**
Bye-bye, Muttsulini!
**[14:58] ---**
Accelerate...
**[15:01] ---**
Acceleration complete.
**[15:05] ---**
C-Can't be... I lost...?!
**[15:07] ---**
Winner, Kouta Tsuchiya, Class F.
**[15:10] ---**
He's strong! His Health and
Physical Education score alone
**[15:12] ---**
is like my score for all subjects combined!
**[15:14] ---**
Round Four.
**[15:14] ---**
Well then, we'll start the fourth round.
**[15:16] ---**
Well then, I'm off to fight.
**[15:18] ---**
Himeji... Good luck.
**[15:20] ---**
Okay!
**[15:21] ---**
Then, I'll fight her.
**[15:24] ---**
Toshimitsu Kubo, huh? This is the crucial match.
**[15:27] ---**
Why?
**[15:28] ---**
He's the No. 2 student in Year 2.
**[15:30] ---**
Unless she attacks him in a subject
he's bad at or something, it'll be tough.
**[15:33] ---**
Oh no!
**[15:34] ---**
Well then. What subject
would you like to fight in?
**[15:36] ---**
Combined subjects, please.
**[15:38] ---**
He can't do that! We have the right to...
**[15:41] ---**
That's fine.
**[15:42] ---**
Himeji...
**[15:43] ---**
This is bad. In a combined subjects match,
**[15:45] ---**
the ranking itself shows his strength.
**[15:47] ---**
Then...
**[15:50] ---**
Start the match.
**[15:51] ---**
"Start"
**[15:52] ---**
Summon.
**[15:58] ---**
"Toshimitsu Kubo" "Mizuki Himeji"
**[15:59] ---**
An incredible score! The No. 2
student has a score that high?!
**[16:04] ---**
Himeji!
**[16:05] ---**
I'm summoning my Avatar...
**[16:08] ---**
Summon!
**[16:10] ---**
"Toshimitsu Kubo" "Mizuki Himeji"
**[16:11] ---**
Over 4000 points?!
**[16:13] ---**
That score is even a match for the top student.
**[16:15] ---**
When did you get such a high ability?!
**[16:18] ---**
I decided... that I'll do my best.
**[16:23] ---**
I heard the reason why our
class started Summoner Test Wars.
**[16:29] ---**
I like my class.
**[16:32] ---**
They try hard for others.
I like my class because of them...
**[16:38] ---**
...and because the
person I like is in this class.
**[16:41] ---**
So... I'll do my best, too!
**[16:52] ---**
Winner, Mizuki Himeji, Class F.
**[16:55] ---**
This is amazing, Aki! We've caught
up with them! We're two to two now.
**[16:59] ---**
Himeji...
**[17:00] ---**
So the next match will decide
the outcome of the war, huh?
**[17:04] ---**
Round Five.
**[17:05] ---**
Well then, we'll start the fifth round, the final round.
**[17:08] ---**
Now, it's my turn.
**[17:10] ---**
Yuuji...
**[17:11] ---**
Well, just wait and see.
**[17:12] ---**
Yuuji Sakamoto, Class F Rep.
**[17:15] ---**
Shouko Kirishima, Class A Rep.
**[17:19] ---**
Well then, what subject
would you like to fight in?
**[17:21] ---**
Japanese history, restricted test, please.
**[17:24] ---**
The test should be elementary school
level and the perfect score is 100 points.
**[17:29] ---**
Test match?
**[17:30] ---**
Not a battle between their Avatars?!
**[17:32] ---**
The Summoner Test War is a war
based on students' test scores, after all.
**[17:37] ---**
If a test is used in the battle, as
long as the attending teacher approves,
**[17:40] ---**
the reasons and methods are unimportant.
**[17:43] ---**
Understood. Then, I'll prepare the test.
**[17:45] ---**
Players, please meet me in the classroom.
**[17:50] ---**
What're you doing, Yuuji?!
**[17:52] ---**
If it's elementary school level, it's
just natural for both of you to get 100%!
**[17:56] ---**
That makes it only a tie!
**[17:58] ---**
No, that means even one
small mistake can lead to defeat.
**[18:03] ---**
Exactly. It'll be a match in attentiveness
and concentration, not academic ability.
**[18:08] ---**
Yuuji...
**[18:09] ---**
Don't worry. I do stand a chance of winning.
**[18:11] ---**
Once Shouko memorizes
something, she never forgets it.
**[18:14] ---**
Then you're at disadvantage as a
history battle depends on memorization!
**[18:18] ---**
No, that's the trick.
**[18:20] ---**
She thinks the year of
the Taika Reform was 625
**[18:24] ---**
because she memorized it in
the wrong way. “*Re*-form in 625.”
**[18:27] ---**
What?!
**[18:28] ---**
If that event makes it into the test, I can win.
**[18:32] ---**
Wait, Yuuji!
**[18:33] ---**
Hm?
**[18:34] ---**
The Taika Reform wasn’t in 625?!
**[18:38] ---**
It’s “re-*four*-m.” Reform in six *four* five!
**[18:41] ---**
This information is the
real deal. Trust me, Akihisa.
**[18:44] ---**
Yuuji...
**[18:45] ---**
I'll make Class A's workstations... ours!
**[18:55] ---**
Well then, please start.
**[18:59] ---**
It's finally started.
**[19:00] ---**
Yeah...
**[19:00] ---**
What happens if that question isn't in the test?
**[19:03] ---**
If Yuuji yields to her in attentiveness
and concentration, he'll probably lose.
**[19:07] ---**
But if that question is in the test...
**[19:10] ---**
"Q1: Who did Nobunaga Oda join
hands with in the Battle of Nagashino?"
**[19:14] ---**
"Q2: Who signed the Treaty of Amity and
Commerce with US Consul General Harris?"
**[19:19] ---**
"Q3: In what year did the
Taika Reform take place?"
**[19:21] ---**
There it is!
**[19:42] ---**
Well then, I'll announce the
results of the restricted test.
**[19:45] ---**
Shouko Kirishima, Class A Rep...
**[19:48] ---**
"Shouko Kirishima" "Yuuji Sakamoto"
**[19:49] ---**
97 points.
**[19:51] ---**
All right!
**[19:53] ---**
The Class A Rep missed the 100% score!
**[19:56] ---**
So this equipment will be ours from today on!
**[19:59] ---**
Yoshii!
**[20:00] ---**
Yeah!
**[20:00] ---**
Next, Yuuji Sakamoto, Class F Rep...
**[20:10] ---**
53 points.
**[20:15] ---**
*Class F's low tables
turned into cardboard boxes.*
**[20:23] ---**
*B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!*
**[20:29] ---**
*B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!*
**[20:32] ---**
*Jugyou owari shifuku no jikan*
**[20:35] ---**
*Tatoeru no nara “Maji de Angel!”*
**[20:38] ---**
*Fui no kokuchi heiwa kowashita*
**[20:42] ---**
*Tsuishi no shirase “Jigoku da!”*
**[20:45] ---**
*Tomodachi tono warai banashi ni*
**[20:48] ---**
*“Iru wake naiyo sonna baka”*
**[20:51] ---**
*Demo hontou wa mune no oku dewa*
**[20:54] ---**
*Sakendetanda “Jibun ga! Sou deshita!”*
**[20:58] ---**
*Chuusha jou de miru “Tsukigime” no koto*
**[21:05] ---**
*Kaisha no namae dato omotteta...*
**[21:10] ---**
*Zutto...*
**[21:13] ---**
*Baka mo tooseba otoko date*
**[21:16] ---**
*Bokura no joushiki hijoushiki?*
**[21:19] ---**
*Ruuru wa muyou sa kono sekai*
**[21:22] ---**
*Yakiniku teishoku gekokujou*
**[21:25] ---**
*Miroyo!*
**[21:27] ---**
*Nishi kara nobotta ohisama ga shizunde iku*
**[21:31] ---**
*Hashire! Mou gohan da*
**[21:35] ---**
*Ouchi ni kaerou! Ouchi ni kaerou!*
**[21:49] ---**
It's gotten worse! What was that score, Yuuji?!
**[21:54] ---**
That's indeed my actual academic ability.
**[21:55] ---**
If you can't get 100 points,
your strategy is useless, right?!
**[21:59] ---**
I never imagined that such an
unexpected obstacle was lurking.
**[22:02] ---**
Don't be your own unexpected obstacle!
**[22:04] ---**
Yuuji.
**[22:05] ---**
Hm?
**[22:06] ---**
Yuuji, the promise...
**[22:08] ---**
Promise? That he'll do whatever you tell him?
**[22:12] ---**
I know. Tell me what you want me to do.
**[22:15] ---**
T-This isn't right, Kirishima!
For a girl to go out with a girl...!
**[22:21] ---**
Yuuji... Go out with me.
**[22:24] ---**
Huh?
**[22:26] ---**
I thought you gave up on that.
**[22:29] ---**
I never give up. I'll always like you.
**[22:33] ---**
Can I say no?
**[22:34] ---**
No, you can't. Since it was a
promise, we're going out on a date now.
**[22:37] ---**
What?! Ah, well, wait.
**[22:45] ---**
What... was that about?
**[22:47] ---**
Well, I don't know.
**[22:48] ---**
Then, why was Kirishima looking at Himeji?
**[22:52] ---**
Maybe she was concerned
about the girl who was with Yuuji?
**[22:55] ---**
Uhm, I'm sorry, Himeji.
**[22:58] ---**
Huh?
**[22:59] ---**
Our classroom equipment
has gotten worse than before.
**[23:01] ---**
No. It's a nice classroom.
**[23:04] ---**
What?
**[23:04] ---**
I love Class F.
**[23:08] ---**
And...
**[23:11] ---**
Huh?
**[23:11] ---**
Well then... Shall we go have crepes, Aki?
**[23:15] ---**
What? Isn't that supposed to be on the weekend?
**[23:18] ---**
Weekend is weekend. Today is today.
**[23:20] ---**
No way! If you make me treat you twice,
**[23:22] ---**
before my parents send me money
again, then my food budget will...!
**[23:25] ---**
No. Yoshii'll go see a movie with me.
**[23:29] ---**
What?! Himeji, that's news to me!
**[23:32] ---**
Right! I decided it just now.
**[23:35] ---**
Now, hurry. We'll go have crepes!
**[23:37] ---**
What movie are you taking me to?
**[23:40] ---**
No way! Nooooo!
**[23:42] ---**
My budget is...!
My nutrients are...! Help! Ah, hey!
**[23:46] ---**
It's possible that he's a real idiot.
**[23:50] ---**
Yeah.
**[23:52] ---**
*Question 3.*
**[23:53] ---**
*In household expenses,*
**[23:55] ---**
*what do you call the proportion
of income that is spent on food?*
**[23:57] ---**
*I'm having only salt and water this week.*
**[23:59] ---**
*The question is not about
the breakdown of your meals.*
**[24:01] ---**
*Next Episode! "Food Budget,
Dates and Stun Guns."*
**[24:03] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:06] ---**
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# 3 - Food Budget, Dates, and Stun Guns
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:17] ---**
*The universe stretches out infinitely.*
**[00:20] ---**
*Fumizuki Academy is a
prep school created to ensure*
**[00:22] ---**
*that its students could survive
fiercely competitive entrance exams.*
**[00:26] ---**
*In other words, it is a training
school for academic warriors*
**[00:28] ---**
*who fight using academic
performance as their weapon.*
**[00:31] ---**
*Putting their class' prestige on the line,*
**[00:33] ---**
*they fight by making maximal
use of the subjects they are good at*
**[00:35] ---**
*and overrun their enemy's strategic facilities.*
**[00:39] ---**
*Those with power win accolades,*
**[00:41] ---**
*and receive praise and the right
to enjoy an elegant school life.*
**[00:44] ---**
*Those without ability fall mercilessly*
**[00:47] ---**
*and are forced to live an unspeakable hell.*
**[00:52] ---**
*This is the story of academic warriors
who stand up to such a cruel fate.*
**[00:57] ---**
*And here is what happened to
the losers of a Summoner Test War.*
**[01:05] ---**
Even after my student discount,
a movie ticket costs 1000 yen!
**[01:08] ---**
A medium Coke is 300 yen!
**[01:10] ---**
A small popcorn is 400 yen!
**[01:13] ---**
And all that only lasts 2 hours?!
**[01:16] ---**
How frightening these movie theaters are!
**[01:19] ---**
Yoshii...
**[01:20] ---**
Wh... What is it, Himeji?
**[01:22] ---**
Would you like... to see this one?
**[01:24] ---**
Oh I see, that looks good.
Let's see this one, Aki.
**[01:27] ---**
R-Really? Then don't worry
about me. You two go see it.
**[01:32] ---**
What?! Why?!
**[01:32] ---**
What?! Why is that?!
**[01:34] ---**
Then do you want to see an anime?
**[01:35] ---**
No, it's not like that.
**[01:37] ---**
Just give it up, Akihisa.
**[01:40] ---**
Men are... powerless.
**[01:44] ---**
Y-Yuuji...
**[01:45] ---**
Yuuji, which one would you like to see?
**[01:47] ---**
I wanna be free soon.
**[01:49] ---**
Then, *Apocalypse Now Redux*.
**[01:51] ---**
Hey, wait! That lasts 3 hours and 23 minutes!
**[01:54] ---**
We'll watch it twice.
**[01:55] ---**
That's longer than all
the day's classes combined!
**[01:57] ---**
Since I can't see you during
classes, I'm making up for lost time.
**[02:03] ---**
Definitely going home!
**[02:04] ---**
Today... I won't let you.
**[02:07] ---**
Wh-What, Shouko?!
What's that?! What?! Ah! Hey...!
**[02:12] ---**
Two student tickets for
the next two showings.
**[02:13] ---**
Okay! So one student
and one unconscious student
**[02:16] ---**
to watch it twice for no good reason, right?
**[02:17] ---**
What a happy couple.
**[02:19] ---**
Don't you just adore couples like that?
**[02:27] ---**
*What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?*
**[02:32] ---**
*One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!*
**[02:35] ---**
*One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!*
**[02:39] ---**
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
**[02:48] ---**
*"Nice to encounter you,"
that one's too easy!*
**[02:51] ---**
*There's only one answer
that I decided on at the start*
**[02:54] ---**
*My heart fluttered. Will I pass?*
**[02:56] ---**
*I won't panic whether
it's a matter of love or war*
**[02:59] ---**
*I sigh as I cram all night long*
**[03:01] ---**
*There's a genius dreamer inside of me*
**[03:04] ---**
*It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true*
**[03:06] ---**
*Pay no mind to other people's worlds*
**[03:09] ---**
*Perfect-area complete!*
**[03:12] ---**
*I'll definitely be waiting right here.*
**[03:14] ---**
*Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it*
**[03:21] ---**
*Ah! Ear! Ear!*
**[03:22] ---**
*Why? We just keep missing each other*
**[03:25] ---**
*If you came to me for advice, it'd go like*
**[03:28] ---**
*"So, friends?" "Yes, friends."*
**[03:30] ---**
*That's a sad 0 points.*
**[03:33] ---**
*No! Do it again! Rewrite it!*
**[03:36] ---**
*I'm serious, one
more chance please*
**[03:38] ---**
*You know, there's a future
more wonderful than now*
**[03:43] ---**
*Make it more wonderful than
now... my life, my life, my life*
**[03:52] ---**
*Akihisa Yoshii. His parents
are working overseas.*
**[03:56] ---**
*His older sister is studying abroad
and does not live at home, either.*
**[03:59] ---**
*So he was fully enjoying
a carefree life living alone.*
**[04:02] ---**
I guess for breakfast...
**[04:06] ---**
I should eat light so I can have
a bigger meal for dinner, right?
**[04:09] ---**
Hmm... I'll eat this one for breakfast
and eat the slightly bigger one for dinner!
**[04:15] ---**
*He was fully enjoying it.*
**[04:25] ---**
Ah... Good morning, Mr. Fukuhara.
**[04:28] ---**
Ah, good morning.
**[04:52] ---**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[04:54] ---**
Ah!
**[04:54] ---**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[04:57] ---**
You're Yoshii from Class F!
**[05:00] ---**
If I remember correctly,
you're Kubo from Class A?
**[05:02] ---**
That's right! I'm Year 2's
No. 2 student, Toshimitsu Kubo!
**[05:06] ---**
Oh no. I'd better hurry up or I won't
have time to prepare for the first class!
**[05:09] ---**
Well then...
**[05:10] ---**
--Hey!
- -What is it?
**[05:11] ---**
That... you don't need that?
**[05:14] ---**
No... I guess not, since
it can't be eaten any more.
**[05:17] ---**
Can I have it?
**[05:18] ---**
What? You don't mind?
**[05:20] ---**
No, I don't mind.
**[05:23] ---**
*To think that he wants
something I took a bite out of...*
**[05:26] ---**
*I-If I pick it up within
30 seconds, it'll be fine.*
**[05:34] ---**
I... I do mind.
**[05:37] ---**
What?! Why?!
**[05:39] ---**
You're too bold.
**[05:41] ---**
Others are... watching.
**[05:44] ---**
I see... That's true.
**[05:47] ---**
Then... see you some other time.
**[05:49] ---**
O-Okay.
**[05:52] ---**
Now!
**[05:57] ---**
Hm?
**[06:00] ---**
Oh? Did I step on something?
**[06:03] ---**
Yes... my lifeline.
**[06:11] ---**
Ah, good morning, Himeji!
**[06:13] ---**
Huh?! G-Good morning, Yoshii.
**[06:23] ---**
Is that... a love letter
to give to Yuuji after all?
**[06:26] ---**
But Yuuji's got Kirishima, so...
**[06:29] ---**
Hey! You're early for a change, Akihisa.
**[06:31] ---**
Ah...
**[06:32] ---**
How was yesterday?
**[06:33] ---**
This month's food budget disappeared
**[06:35] ---**
into the darkness of the
movie theater in no time.
**[06:38] ---**
How about you?
**[06:38] ---**
When I woke up, it was a scene
where a buffalo tied to a pole was killed.
**[06:43] ---**
Huh?
**[06:43] ---**
I tried to find a chance to run,
**[06:45] ---**
but I got an electric shock
again and became unconscious...
**[06:48] ---**
And when I woke up, the buffalo was again...
**[06:51] ---**
So you guys really watched it twice.
**[06:52] ---**
If I try to run again, I might
lose consciousness again...
**[06:55] ---**
I was seized by this compulsive
idea and thought I might forever wake to
**[06:58] ---**
the scene where they kill the buffalo,
so I became unable to run any more.
**[07:01] ---**
So you'll never be able to see
the first part of the movie, huh?
**[07:04] ---**
Ahh... More importantly...
**[07:06] ---**
how am I gonna survive until I get
money from my parents next time?
**[07:08] ---**
You can sell that mountain
of video games you have.
**[07:11] ---**
I can't believe you said that!
**[07:12] ---**
Those are irreplaceable, excellent works!
**[07:15] ---**
How could I ever exchange
them for something like food?!
**[07:17] ---**
Do you know the saying,
"You reap what you sow"?
**[07:20] ---**
You can say that because
you still have breathing room!
**[07:22] ---**
In my case, it's a life-or-death situation!
**[07:24] ---**
Akihisa...
**[07:26] ---**
Do you really think that my life isn't at risk?
**[07:34] ---**
Sorry...
**[07:36] ---**
That's okay.
**[07:39] ---**
I never thought... that our equipment
would get worse than that. This is...
**[07:45] ---**
Hm?
**[07:45] ---**
all your fault!
**[07:47] ---**
Complaining about the outcome
of everyone working together?
**[07:50] ---**
What an unrefined guy you are.
**[07:51] ---**
You lost all by yourself!
**[07:53] ---**
What're you saying, Aki?!
**[07:54] ---**
Hm?
**[07:55] ---**
You're not in a position to talk, are you?!
**[07:57] ---**
Neither of us were any help
at all in the war, you know.
**[08:01] ---**
Yeah, true...
**[08:02] ---**
Lady Minami, too, had poor judgment
so Hideyoshi's older sister was...
**[08:06] ---**
My skull feels like it's about
to split! Ow, ow, ow, ow...!
**[08:07] ---**
What's with this "Lady" Minami?! Are you mocking me?
**[08:09] ---**
But you told me to call you that! Hey! Ow!
**[08:11] ---**
Call me just Minami!
**[08:12] ---**
Minami had poor judgment so... Ow, ow,
ow...! You're gonna shatter my temples!
**[08:16] ---**
This technique... is no fun.
**[08:20] ---**
But he was the key to our strategy
**[08:23] ---**
and yet he couldn't get 100%
in an elementary school level test!
**[08:26] ---**
You shouldn't blame Sakamoto.
**[08:30] ---**
What's the problem? I like... this classroom...
**[08:35] ---**
*I knew it... Himeji really likes Yuuji...*
**[08:38] ---**
*...because in this classroom,
I can sit anywhere I want.*
**[08:43] ---**
Ding-dang-dong...!
**[08:45] ---**
All right, then! Time for homeroom.
**[08:48] ---**
Everyone, have a seat!
Oh, you're all sitting, huh?!
**[08:51] ---**
Oh? Why are you here, Mr. Nishimura?
**[08:54] ---**
Since you guys are so stupid, we
wanted to bring up your scores a little.
**[08:58] ---**
So, it was decided that I,
the one in charge of remedial classes,
**[09:02] ---**
will replace Mr. Fukuhara as Class F
homeroom teacher starting today!
**[09:04] ---**
What?!
**[09:06] ---**
And it was also decided
that I'll be the narrator.
**[09:08] ---**
What?!
**[09:10] ---**
Iron Man is our homeroom teacher?!
**[09:11] ---**
I'll mercilessly and vigorously put you
through the wringer. So be prepared!
**[09:18] ---**
Ahh...
**[09:19] ---**
Now it's like every day is
a remedial class by a demon.
**[09:22] ---**
Yeah. I wonder if there's
something that can be done about it.
**[09:25] ---**
Oh yeah! All we have to do is fight
in a Summoner Test War again and win!
**[09:29] ---**
That's not possible.
**[09:30] ---**
Why?!
**[09:31] ---**
Once a class loses, the rules forbid
them to declare a war for three months.
**[09:35] ---**
Three...!
**[09:36] ---**
Well, three months will pass in no time.
**[09:39] ---**
We'll come up with a new
strategy in the meantime.
**[09:41] ---**
Ahh! Why is this happening?!
**[09:44] ---**
There are good things, too.
**[09:45] ---**
Hm?
**[09:46] ---**
500 yen per pic.
**[09:48] ---**
Deal!
**[09:49] ---**
Thanks, as always!
**[09:49] ---**
Whoa! This is an original pic! The Round Card Girl!
**[09:51] ---**
What about your food budget?
**[09:56] ---**
What're you worried about?
**[09:58] ---**
"Secret Photo Album, Vol. 3"
"2-F Akihisa Yoshii"
**[09:59] ---**
I'm a man! I have no regrets!
**[10:01] ---**
What a brave man.
**[10:02] ---**
Now it's certain that I'll have one cup
noodle per day until I get more money.
**[10:07] ---**
Akihisa... Aren't you forgetting something?
**[10:10] ---**
What?
**[10:11] ---**
Oh, there you are!
**[10:14] ---**
Hey, Aki. When and where
should we meet up this weekend?
**[10:18] ---**
Meet... up?
**[10:19] ---**
Don't tell me you forgot about it.
You promised to treat me to crepes, right?
**[10:23] ---**
What?! D-Didn't treating you yesterday cover it?
**[10:27] ---**
Yesterday is yesterday. Promise is promise!
**[10:30] ---**
May I join you?
**[10:32] ---**
*What?! You too, Himeji?!*
**[10:34] ---**
To tell you the truth, there's a
movie I want to see with you, Yoshii.
**[10:38] ---**
M... My... food budget...!
**[10:46] ---**
Idiot Test!
**[10:51] ---**
*Now, the weekend after
the new narrator started...*
**[10:54] ---**
*Cup noodle artisans start working early.*
**[10:59] ---**
That one's for dinner and this one is...
**[11:00] ---**
Ah?!
**[11:01] ---**
First, I cut it in half and eat one half.
**[11:04] ---**
Then next time, I cut the
remaining half in half and eat one half.
**[11:07] ---**
And then, the next time, too, I cut that
in half and eat one half. If I keep doing it...
**[11:12] ---**
I can eat one cup noodle forever! I might be...
**[11:17] ---**
a genius...
**[11:18] ---**
*He was fully enjoying it in a lot of ways.*
**[11:22] ---**
Even so, I can't waste money, can I?
**[11:29] ---**
Wait! When you think about it,
**[11:31] ---**
isn't going out for movies or
having crepes with girls... a date?
**[11:38] ---**
That's right. This is a date!
It's not a punishment!
**[11:42] ---**
If that's the case, spending a little money
**[11:43] ---**
shouldn't be a problem at all, right?
**[11:46] ---**
Ah! Himeji!
**[11:52] ---**
Ah... That's...!
**[11:56] ---**
I knew it... It's a punishment.
**[12:00] ---**
What're you doing, Aki?
**[12:01] ---**
Hm?
**[12:06] ---**
I was being beaten
down by the absurdity of life.
**[12:09] ---**
Yoshii?!
**[12:10] ---**
Good morning, Mizuki! That outfit is cute.
**[12:13] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[12:14] ---**
But I spent so much time picking
an outfit that I was almost late.
**[12:18] ---**
I couldn't make up my mind what
to wear, either, until just earlier.
**[12:21] ---**
I'm glad that I can still
wear the shirt from last year.
**[12:23] ---**
I see. In other words,
since last year, you haven't...
**[12:26] ---**
My knees are about to be twisted in a wrong...
**[12:30] ---**
Hey, I didn't say anything yet!
**[12:32] ---**
I know what you were going to
say, so what's the problem?!
**[12:32] ---**
Ow, ow, ow...! Rope! Rope!
**[12:36] ---**
Whoa! Almost...! Almost...! Almost...!
**[12:39] ---**
What's Muttsulini doing here?
**[12:41] ---**
Independent training.
**[12:43] ---**
What would you like to see, Yoshii?
**[12:45] ---**
You can pick today.
**[12:46] ---**
Me?!
**[12:48] ---**
They all cost the same, right?
**[12:50] ---**
Then maybe a longer one is a better deal?
**[12:52] ---**
What do you wanna see, Yuuji?
**[12:55] ---**
Will my wish... be granted?
**[12:59] ---**
Then, *War and Peace*.
**[13:00] ---**
Hey, that lasts 7 hours and 4 minutes!
**[13:02] ---**
We'll watch it twice.
**[13:03] ---**
There's no way I can keep
sitting for 14 hours and 8 minutes!
**[13:06] ---**
If you get bored... you
can take a nap next to me.
**[13:09] ---**
You mean lose consciousness, right?!
**[13:10] ---**
Don't worry. I'll be with you the whole time so it's the same.
**[13:13] ---**
Two student tickets for the next two showings.
**[13:15] ---**
Okay! So one student and
one unconscious student again
**[13:18] ---**
to watch it twice for no good reason, right?
**[13:19] ---**
I envy those who can openly
express their feeling to others.
**[13:22] ---**
Don't you just adore couples like that?
**[13:24] ---**
I'll pick a shorter one.
**[13:27] ---**
Are you sure you're not eating, Aki?
**[13:29] ---**
This is good.
**[13:30] ---**
W-Well, actually, I'm particular
about food and crepes are not for me.
**[13:36] ---**
"Someone who'd try to eat bread
off the ground would say that?"
**[13:38] ---**
*I have to save even a little here or
I'll have no money to buy food tomorrow.*
**[13:41] ---**
"You should just be honest and
tell them you don't have money."
**[13:44] ---**
I see... My banana crepe
is a little too much for me
**[13:47] ---**
so I wanted you to help me.
**[13:49] ---**
What?
**[13:50] ---**
I wanted you to have a bite of
my strawberry crepe, too, but...
**[13:56] ---**
What?!
**[13:57] ---**
If you don't like crepes...
**[13:59] ---**
Right. Sorry.
**[14:02] ---**
*Stupid me! Why did I have to do that?!*
**[14:05] ---**
"See, I told you..."
**[14:06] ---**
*My chance for a mouth-to-mouth
crepe from Himeji was...*
**[14:09] ---**
"Well, this isn't that kind of game, is it?"
**[14:11] ---**
At the least, with just that one bite,
**[14:13] ---**
I could've gotten more
calories than my breakfast.
**[14:15] ---**
Why don't you try just a little?
**[14:18] ---**
What?
**[14:19] ---**
This is good.
**[14:21] ---**
I-If you insist...
**[14:23] ---**
Y-Yoshii! Have mine, too!
**[14:26] ---**
What?! Mine's first!
**[14:28] ---**
I don't think it's a matter of who goes first!
**[14:31] ---**
Now, open your mouth.
**[14:35] ---**
No! Honey!
**[14:39] ---**
This is terrible!
**[14:40] ---**
To think that you give your sweet, sweet crepe
**[14:42] ---**
to that filthy domestic animal with
the fork that you put in your mouth!
**[14:46] ---**
I can't let it happen!
**[14:47] ---**
In order for this pig to no longer
get carried away and behave rudely...
**[14:51] ---**
Er... a pig?
**[14:52] ---**
I'll bring him to justice right here right now!
**[14:53] ---**
What?! Me?!
**[14:58] ---**
"Theory of English Grammar"
**[15:01] ---**
Ahh! Out of my way! Out of my way!
**[15:02] ---**
"Bam!"
**[15:05] ---**
Ahh! The crepes are...!
It hasn't been 30 seconds yet...
**[15:09] ---**
Hold it, you pig!
**[15:11] ---**
Stop it, Miharu!
**[15:12] ---**
Please wait for me, everyone!
**[15:16] ---**
*Yoshii... You made my face dirty...*
**[15:22] ---**
"Sarukashira Park"
**[15:23] ---**
What did I do to deserve this?
**[15:25] ---**
She's special, so...
**[15:27] ---**
Special?!
**[15:28] ---**
Oh, Akihisa! What're you doing?
**[15:30] ---**
Hideyoshi! This way!
**[15:32] ---**
Ahh! What's going on?!
**[15:33] ---**
You pig! Where'd you go?!
**[15:36] ---**
Get your scent on my honey
**[15:38] ---**
and I'll burn you to death immediately!
**[15:40] ---**
Where'd you go?! That way?! This way?!
**[15:42] ---**
Wh-Why are you avoiding me, too?!
**[15:44] ---**
Well, she said she'd burn me to death, so...
**[15:46] ---**
I don't know what's going on,
**[15:48] ---**
but are you guys running away from someone?
**[15:48] ---**
That way?! This way?!
**[15:50] ---**
Yeah. Is there a good way to run away from her?
**[15:50] ---**
Or... this way?! This way?! This way?! Which way?!
**[15:54] ---**
I wish I could at least use my Avatar...
**[15:56] ---**
We can't use the summoning system
outside of academy premises.
**[15:57] ---**
You pig! You jerk!
**[16:00] ---**
Yeah.
**[16:01] ---**
That's right. I happen to have an
outfit from my drama club with me.
**[16:04] ---**
You pig! You pig! You pig!
**[16:04] ---**
Why don't you put this on as a disguise?
**[16:06] ---**
Disguise?
**[16:09] ---**
Hey, it's not a guy's outfit?
**[16:12] ---**
The club members said it was for me,
**[16:15] ---**
so I just assumed that it was a guy's outfit.
**[16:18] ---**
There's no way an outfit for
you would be guy's clothes!
**[16:20] ---**
He somehow looks really cute.
**[16:23] ---**
What's this sense of defeat I'm feeling?
**[16:24] ---**
This isn't good.
**[16:27] ---**
There you are!
**[16:30] ---**
Stop resisting and...
What's with that appearance?
**[16:33] ---**
Don't ask! It's hard to answer.
**[16:35] ---**
That's filthy! How impure!
**[16:37] ---**
If you think that dressing like a girl is
all it takes to get my honey to like you,
**[16:40] ---**
you're dead wrong!
**[16:41] ---**
Well, it's you who's dead wrong.
**[16:43] ---**
Like normal girls, I like guys!
**[16:45] ---**
How dare you profane my sacred
relationship with my honey, you pig!
**[16:48] ---**
I'll never forgive you!
**[16:49] ---**
What'd I do?!
**[16:52] ---**
Looks like it backfired.
**[16:54] ---**
Well, there is a bright side...
**[16:57] ---**
What do we do? She's still chasing us!
**[16:59] ---**
We're out of options.
Let's split into three and run!
**[17:02] ---**
Doesn't that mean that
I'll become her only target?!
**[17:04] ---**
Oh yeah! I've got an idea!
Let's escape to Fumizuki Academy!
**[17:08] ---**
To the Academy?!
**[17:09] ---**
Oh, I see!
**[17:13] ---**
I found a teacher!
**[17:14] ---**
Ms. Takeuchi teaches modern Japanese.
**[17:16] ---**
I won't be any help at all.
**[17:18] ---**
This isn't the time to be picky!
**[17:23] ---**
Ms. Takeuchi! We'd like
to fight a mock ST War.
**[17:26] ---**
What? Oh, okay. I approve.
**[17:32] ---**
Okay! I'm summoning my Avatar... Summon!
**[17:37] ---**
I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
**[17:43] ---**
I'm summoning my Avatar...
**[17:49] ---**
Summon!
**[17:52] ---**
Ah! How mean! Are you
trying to hinder my love?!
**[17:56] ---**
Summon!
**[17:58] ---**
As long as we have Himeji's
Avatar, there's nothing to fear.
**[18:01] ---**
We can win!
**[18:03] ---**
Shimizu, I'm sorry!
**[18:05] ---**
Not so easy!
**[18:08] ---**
What?! Me?!
**[18:10] ---**
No way!
**[18:16] ---**
"Mizuki, Minami, Akihisa Win"
**[18:17] ---**
Those who died with their score reduced
to zero will be given a remedial class!
**[18:20] ---**
What?! Today's a holiday!
**[18:23] ---**
To me, even a remedial class by
a demon is heaven if I'm with you!
**[18:27] ---**
I'm with my honey!
**[18:27] ---**
I don't want to!
**[18:29] ---**
Yoshii! Have you...
**[18:31] ---**
discovered your true self?
**[18:32] ---**
Huh?
**[18:35] ---**
This is a misunderstanding!
**[18:41] ---**
Ahh... I'm exhausted.
**[18:43] ---**
Yeah. I wonder if Minami and Shimizu are okay.
**[18:47] ---**
Shimizu might be happy being with Minami.
**[18:50] ---**
Yoshii... About today... I'm sorry.
**[18:54] ---**
What?
**[18:56] ---**
We dragged you around...
**[18:58] ---**
But I had a lot of fun.
**[19:01] ---**
Well... I had fun, too, Himeji.
**[19:07] ---**
You really are a kind person, you've
been that way since elementary school.
**[19:11] ---**
What?
**[19:13] ---**
The time we took the placement test, too...
**[19:14] ---**
When I left in the middle of the test,
**[19:16] ---**
you talked to the teacher,
saying that giving me zero points
**[19:19] ---**
just because I had to leave the
room due to sickness wasn't right.
**[19:22] ---**
But he said staying healthy to get
ready for the test is also part of the test...
**[19:27] ---**
So it didn't go anywhere.
**[19:29] ---**
About the Summoner
Test War the other day, too...
**[19:32] ---**
You suggested that for me, right?
**[19:35] ---**
What?
**[19:36] ---**
Sakamoto told me.
**[19:38] ---**
Yuuji did?
**[19:40] ---**
I was...
**[19:42] ---**
very happy to hear that.
**[19:44] ---**
I... see...
**[19:47] ---**
Himeji...
**[19:48] ---**
Yes?
**[19:49] ---**
Uhm... about the letter you
were writing the other day...
**[19:55] ---**
Is that... really...
**[20:00] ---**
You're talking about this?
**[20:02] ---**
This letter is... an unhappy chain letter!
**[20:06] ---**
What?!
**[20:07] ---**
Did you know...
**[20:09] ---**
that if you don't mail it out within
three days, you'll become unhappy?
**[20:15] ---**
I didn't have the courage to mail it...
so three days have passed.
**[20:21] ---**
Feeling this much pain...
**[20:24] ---**
This might really be an
unhappy chain letter like you said.
**[20:30] ---**
Hime... ji...
**[20:34] ---**
If you like... I can...
**[20:37] ---**
No...
**[20:40] ---**
Someday for sure... I'll deliver
this to him myself, with my own will!
**[20:47] ---**
I see.
**[20:50] ---**
Someday... for sure...
Will you give me your support?
**[20:55] ---**
Yeah. I'll be praying
that it'll work out for you.
**[20:59] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[21:06] ---**
*B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!*
**[21:12] ---**
*B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!*
**[21:15] ---**
*The end of the school day is bliss*
**[21:18] ---**
*If I am to put it into words, "It's really angelic!"*
**[21:21] ---**
*My peace was shattered
by a sudden announcement*
**[21:24] ---**
*Talking about the make up test. "This is Hell!"*
**[21:27] ---**
*While my friends and I were
sharing funny stories, I said,*
**[21:31] ---**
*"There's no way anyone is that stupid"*
**[21:33] ---**
*But the truth is, deep down in my heart*
**[21:37] ---**
*I was shouting, "That was me!"*
**[21:41] ---**
*About that "Monthly Parking"
sign you see in the parking lot*
**[21:47] ---**
*I thought it was the name of a company...*
**[21:53] ---**
*All this time...*
**[21:56] ---**
*Sticking to your idiocy can be cool*
**[21:59] ---**
*Is our common sense nonsense?*
**[22:02] ---**
*We don't need rules in this world*
**[22:05] ---**
*It's dog eat dog food! It's social upheaval!*
**[22:08] ---**
*Look!*
**[22:10] ---**
*The sun that rose from the west is setting*
**[22:14] ---**
*Run home! It's dinner time already.*
**[22:18] ---**
*Let's go home! Let's go home!*
**[22:36] ---**
Breakfast...
**[22:37] ---**
*At any rate, he was fully enjoying it.*
**[22:40] ---**
"Yoshii"
**[22:42] ---**
Oh? I wonder what this is.
**[22:45] ---**
Let's see... "To Yoshii.
**[22:47] ---**
You might be surprised
to receive a letter like this.
**[22:51] ---**
But I'm writing this because
I wanted to tell you my true feelings."
**[22:56] ---**
This... is... a... love letter?!
**[23:01] ---**
"You're always cheerful.
**[23:04] ---**
I've come to realize that seeing your
cheerful face makes me feel at ease."
**[23:07] ---**
Hey! Whoa!
**[23:09] ---**
"One day, I'd like to express my manly
feelings to you. Please accept them.
**[23:14] ---**
To my dear Yoshii..." I see...
**[23:18] ---**
Hey! "Manly"?!
**[23:20] ---**
It's from a guy?!
**[23:24] ---**
Hey, Akihisa, who did you get the letter from?
**[23:26] ---**
It's gone! The letter is gone!
**[23:29] ---**
I had an original photo
that I just bought in it, too!
**[23:31] ---**
Oh... well... The sender's
(my) name isn't on it, so...
**[23:37] ---**
This is...
**[23:40] ---**
Good luck.
**[23:41] ---**
Noooo!
**[23:43] ---**
On top of that, even an
original photo was enclosed.
**[23:47] ---**
Someday...
**[23:49] ---**
for sure!
**[23:51] ---**
*Question 4.*
**[23:52] ---**
*What is described as
"made of spice and all things nice"*
**[23:56] ---**
*in one of the Mother Goose songs?*
**[23:58] ---**
*Curry and rice!*
**[24:00] ---**
*Little girls are not food.*
**[24:01] ---**
*Next episode! "Love, Spices, and Boxed Lunches!"*
**[24:04] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:06] ---**
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# 4 - Love, Spices, and Boxed Lunches
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:18] ---**
Hey, Yoshii.
**[00:19] ---**
Yes sir!
**[00:20] ---**
Summon!
**[00:22] ---**
*The Avatar of probationary student
Akihisa Yoshii has special features.*
**[00:27] ---**
*Not only can he touch objects,
but by using his augmented strength...*
**[00:33] ---**
Go get the world map.
**[00:35] ---**
Okay.
**[00:37] ---**
*...he is forced to help
teachers with their chores.*
**[00:40] ---**
Yoshii! Bring the desks
to the audio-visual room.
**[00:43] ---**
What?
**[00:45] ---**
Yoshii! Move the soccer goalpost back.
**[00:48] ---**
Again? Why am I the only
one who gets ordered around?!
**[00:51] ---**
That's how probationary students are treated.
**[00:54] ---**
Man, I'm so ticked!
**[00:58] ---**
*The probationary student receives
the same pain his Avatar receives as well.*
**[01:04] ---**
I'll give you a small test next,
so review what you've learned so far.
**[01:08] ---**
I'll avenge you.
**[01:14] ---**
Dummy.
**[01:22] ---**
*Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou*
**[01:27] ---**
*One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!*
**[01:30] ---**
*One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!*
**[01:34] ---**
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
**[01:43] ---**
*Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo*
**[01:46] ---**
*Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu*
**[01:49] ---**
*Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?*
**[01:51] ---**
*Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai*
**[01:54] ---**
*Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki*
**[01:56] ---**
*Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer*
**[01:59] ---**
*Omou koto mina kanaeba iina*
**[02:02] ---**
*Hito no sekai wa kinishinai*
**[02:04] ---**
*Perfect-area complete!*
**[02:07] ---**
*Zettai koko de matterunda*
**[02:09] ---**
*Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo*
**[02:16] ---**
*Ah! Ear! Ear!*
**[02:17] ---**
*Why? Tomaranai surechigai*
**[02:20] ---**
*Watashi ga soudan aite nara*
**[02:23] ---**
*"Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."*
**[02:25] ---**
*Kanashiki rei ten dane*
**[02:28] ---**
*No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi*
**[02:31] ---**
*Honki de one more chance please*
**[02:33] ---**
*Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni*
**[02:38] ---**
*Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!*
**[02:47] ---**
"Episode 4"
"Love, Spices, and Boxed Lunches"
**[02:49] ---**
*Today is Sunday. However...*
**[02:51] ---**
This is it for today. Make sure
you review when you get home.
**[02:55] ---**
Okay.
**[02:57] ---**
*...despite that, Year 2,
Class F had a remedial class.*
**[03:01] ---**
By the way, Yoshii, what happened to you?
**[03:05] ---**
Well, I tried for a little revenge...
**[03:07] ---**
So you got beaten up instead, huh?
**[03:11] ---**
Ahh... I'm hungry.
**[03:13] ---**
Since he made me do so much
work today, I'm hungrier than usual.
**[03:17] ---**
Your Avatar seems convenient,
but he's actually inconvenient, isn't he?
**[03:23] ---**
Yuuji. Lunch time.
**[03:24] ---**
Shouko! Why? Class A isn't
taking a remedial class, right?
**[03:28] ---**
I was studying by myself. If you're
here, I'll come in even on Sundays.
**[03:33] ---**
You don't have to.
**[03:34] ---**
If you're not here, I won't come
in even during the weekdays.
**[03:37] ---**
That can be a problem.
**[03:38] ---**
Oh... You brought a boxed lunch today?
**[03:43] ---**
What's that?
**[03:44] ---**
One sixty-seventh of a cup noodle.
**[03:46] ---**
One sixty-seventh?
**[03:48] ---**
One half of one half of one half
of one half of one half of one half.
**[03:52] ---**
Akihisa, that's one sixty-fourth.
**[03:55] ---**
Calculating fractions is
your weak spot, isn't it?
**[03:59] ---**
I'm done eating.
**[04:01] ---**
How pitiful...
**[04:02] ---**
That's a lunch that moves you to tears.
**[04:06] ---**
I-I guess it can't be helped. Would
you like me to share my lunch with you?
**[04:10] ---**
Really?
**[04:11] ---**
I made too much and brought extra with me.
**[04:13] ---**
It'll be a waste if I ditch it,
so do you wanna eat it?
**[04:15] ---**
I'll eat it!
**[04:16] ---**
Hold on a sec, okay? Hm? Huh?
**[04:21] ---**
I'm sorry... looks like I left it at home.
**[04:23] ---**
Aw man...
**[04:26] ---**
After all that effort...
**[04:28] ---**
Don't worry.
**[04:29] ---**
Thinking that you could do a girly
thing like making a boxed lunch was my...
**[04:34] ---**
spine is being shattered!
**[04:36] ---**
I told you that I just forgot to bring it!
**[04:39] ---**
Almost... Almost...
**[04:41] ---**
"I can almost see, but not quite"
"A little further...!!"
**[04:42] ---**
"Fingers" "Eyes"
**[04:42] ---**
Ahh! Ouch! My eyes! My eyes!
**[04:43] ---**
You can't look at it, Yuuji.
**[04:47] ---**
You guys are lively, as usual.
**[04:51] ---**
Excuse me...
**[04:52] ---**
Hm?
**[04:52] ---**
Is this Class F, the class for idiots?
**[04:55] ---**
Hazuki?! What are you doing here?
**[04:57] ---**
Ah, Big Sis!
**[04:59] ---**
Hazuki, you said?
**[05:01] ---**
Ah! Stupid Big Brother!
**[05:02] ---**
How amazing, Akihisa.
**[05:04] ---**
I never expected your stupidity
to be known to the entire country.
**[05:07] ---**
Could you at least say "throughout town"?!
**[05:08] ---**
I knew it! It's Stupid Big Brother!
**[05:11] ---**
Hey, Hazuki, how do you know Aki?
**[05:14] ---**
Because he'll be my husband.
**[05:18] ---**
Stupid Big Brother and I are
dating with an eye towards marriage!
**[05:22] ---**
What?!
**[05:24] ---**
*Akihisa was personally
acquainted with Hazuki in the past.*
**[05:27] ---**
*I will explain how he came
to know her some other time.*
**[05:30] ---**
H-Hey, Aki! What'd you
do to my little sister?!
**[05:33] ---**
We're now starting the inquisition.
**[05:36] ---**
Ahh! What're all you guys doing?!
**[05:39] ---**
The nature of the crime:
the defendant, Akihisa Yoshii,
**[05:43] ---**
committed a serious crime by dating a girl
**[05:45] ---**
in clear disobedience of the
Inquisition's pledge of blood.
**[05:49] ---**
Is it true and correct?
**[05:51] ---**
True and correct!
**[05:53] ---**
Defendant. Do you have any last words?
**[05:56] ---**
Why "last words" before the defense?
**[05:59] ---**
Guilty. Death penalty.
**[06:00] ---**
What grade are you in?
**[06:00] ---**
Ahh! Hey! Ahh! Stop it! What?!
**[06:02] ---**
I'm in fifth grade!
**[06:04] ---**
What're you doing?! Stop it! Stop it!
**[06:04] ---**
Well, well, you're more sensible than Akihisa.
**[06:06] ---**
Ahh! Don't touch there! Ahh!
**[06:06] ---**
Ah! Pretty Big Sister!
**[06:09] ---**
But it might feel kinda good. Ahh!
**[06:09] ---**
Hello, Hazuki.
**[06:11] ---**
So, what brought you here today?
**[06:14] ---**
Oh, that's right! Here!
You left these at home, Big Sis!
**[06:17] ---**
My boxed lunch! Thanks, Hazuki!
**[06:20] ---**
Good... So you brought both.
**[06:24] ---**
See? I wasn't lying. I can make
things like boxed lunches just fine.
**[06:29] ---**
Oh, so that was it.
**[06:31] ---**
You woke up early, which you
rarely do, and made them eagerly.
**[06:35] ---**
So I was wondering why.
Now I know. You wanted Stupid Big Bro...
**[06:40] ---**
I-I wonder what she's talking
about. What a weird kid.
**[06:43] ---**
Oh, I see. So you made that
boxed lunch for Akihisa, huh?
**[06:47] ---**
No! Why would I do that for Aki?!
**[06:51] ---**
Then what were you making eagerly?
**[06:54] ---**
Th-That wasn't the boxed lunch. You know!
**[06:57] ---**
It was a model.
**[06:58] ---**
A model?!
**[06:59] ---**
A one thirty-fifth scale King Tiger!
**[07:02] ---**
A German heavy tank...?!
**[07:03] ---**
Good for you, Akihisa. That's bigger
than one sixty-fourth cup noodle.
**[07:08] ---**
The size isn't in question here!
**[07:09] ---**
It might unexpectedly taste good.
**[07:10] ---**
It's an inorganic substance! You can't eat it!
**[07:13] ---**
A-Anyway, this is just an extra.
I didn't make it for Aki, okay?!
**[07:18] ---**
Oh? What's the matter, Himeji?
**[07:21] ---**
What? No, nothing!
**[07:23] ---**
Is that... a boxed lunch?
**[07:25] ---**
Oh? You made it, too?
**[07:27] ---**
Y-Yes... though I couldn't make it that well.
**[07:36] ---**
U... Uhm...
**[07:39] ---**
To tell you the truth... I made this for Yoshii.
**[07:43] ---**
Yoshii, if you like, could you eat this?
**[07:47] ---**
We're now starting the inquisition.
**[07:48] ---**
Ahhh?! Hold on... Hold on a sec!
**[07:52] ---**
Guilty. Death penalty.
**[07:53] ---**
I'm not even given an
opportunity to speak this time?!
**[07:55] ---**
Please wait! It's not like that!
**[07:58] ---**
Ah... This is...
**[08:01] ---**
Well... Uhm... It's not like that.
**[08:08] ---**
This boxed lunch was... Uhm...
**[08:15] ---**
You'll be tortured and *then*... death penalty!
**[08:17] ---**
Ahh! Hey! Whoa! They really
started a fire! Ahh! A real fire!
**[08:21] ---**
Oh? Big Sis?
**[08:21] ---**
Ahhhhhhhh!
**[08:30] ---**
Dummy...
**[08:36] ---**
Idiot Test
**[08:40] ---**
Are you okay, Yoshii?
**[08:43] ---**
I'm fine...
**[08:44] ---**
If it means I can eat the boxed
lunch you made, this is nothing.
**[08:48] ---**
Oh... How flattering.
**[08:51] ---**
You can eat it without being interrupted here.
**[08:54] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:58] ---**
Whoa! That looks delicious!
**[08:59] ---**
You're gonna make me blush.
**[09:01] ---**
Ah... I forgot to bring
something to drink. I'll go get it.
**[09:09] ---**
Ahh... Himeji is cute, smart, and
on top of that, she can even cook...
**[09:14] ---**
She's too good for you.
**[09:16] ---**
Ah! Yuuji! What're you doing?!
**[09:18] ---**
I think I'll have some, too.
**[09:21] ---**
Ahh! You too, Hideyoshi?!
**[09:23] ---**
What's the problem?
It's just one piece. Don't be so stin--
**[09:28] ---**
Yuuji?!
**[09:31] ---**
Hideyoshi?! What's the matter, you two?!
**[09:33] ---**
This is bad, Muttsulini! We should
take them to the nurse's office!
**[09:37] ---**
Muttsulini!
**[09:40] ---**
D-Don't tell me this lunch was the...!
**[09:43] ---**
No way... when it looks so delicious...!
**[10:05] ---**
That was close. My soul was almost taken away.
**[10:12] ---**
There's no mistake. They fell
because of this boxed lunch.
**[10:16] ---**
To think that the smell
alone is this dangerous...
**[10:18] ---**
A... Akihisa...
**[10:20] ---**
Hideyoshi!
**[10:22] ---**
The plate... Hand me the plate.
**[10:25] ---**
The plate?
**[10:26] ---**
"Once you've had poison, you
might as well have the plate, too."
**[10:30] ---**
That saying means that if you
eat the plate, too, you'll be fine.
**[10:35] ---**
This is bad! His thinking ability is paralyzed!
**[10:38] ---**
I got something to drink.
**[10:40] ---**
Himeji...
**[10:41] ---**
Oh? What happened to them?
**[10:44] ---**
Um... They got sleepy after eating,
so they said they'd take a nap.
**[10:49] ---**
If you sleep right after
you eat, you'll become a cow.
**[10:52] ---**
*If it means staying alive,
being a cow may be better.*
**[10:57] ---**
Here you go.
**[10:58] ---**
Ah... Th-Thanks, Himeji.
**[11:06] ---**
*This is bad... What should I do?*
**[11:07] ---**
"You'd better eat or Himeji will be sad."
**[11:11] ---**
"You'd better eat or Himeji will be sad."
"Don't eat it. There'll be consequences."
**[11:13] ---**
"...consequences"
**[11:14] ---**
"If you tell the truth, Himeji will be hurt."
**[11:14] ---**
"If you tell the truth, Himeji will be hurt."
"Do you wanna die?"
**[11:16] ---**
Oh? You're not eating?
**[11:19] ---**
W-Well, I feel like this is
too precious to eat, so...
**[11:23] ---**
"It's your life that's
precious, right?!"
**[11:24] ---**
Could it be... that it was a bother for you?
**[11:27] ---**
No way! There's no way that's the case!
**[11:29] ---**
I'm very glad!
**[11:31] ---**
"Your consideration by itself makes me glad."
**[11:32] ---**
"Rather, I'll take just the consideration."
**[11:33] ---**
Good...
**[11:35] ---**
A-Are you the type who
samples the food while cooking?
**[11:40] ---**
People say that if you sample
while cooking, you'll gain weight, so...
**[11:44] ---**
And...
**[11:45] ---**
And?
**[11:48] ---**
I wanted you to eat it first.
**[11:53] ---**
*The paths of retreat are all cut off now.*
**[11:56] ---**
*Why do the angel and
devil have the same opinion?!*
**[11:59] ---**
A... Akihisa...
**[12:00] ---**
Yuuji!
**[12:01] ---**
Sakamoto...
**[12:02] ---**
Sorry, Himeji. May I have
something to drink, too?
**[12:06] ---**
Could you go buy oolong tea?
**[12:09] ---**
Okay, no problem.
**[12:12] ---**
Yuuji!
**[12:13] ---**
Akihisa... I'll give you some good advice.
**[12:17] ---**
Listen good.
**[12:18] ---**
From ancient times, there have
existed many spices used as antidotes.
**[12:22] ---**
In the time before refrigerators were available,
**[12:24] ---**
people used the sterilizing
ability of spices to store food.
**[12:27] ---**
And, it is said that in girls'
cooking, love is, indeed, the best spice.
**[12:33] ---**
Are you... possibly saying...
**[12:35] ---**
That's right, Akihisa.
**[12:37] ---**
Neutralize the poison
with the spice called love!
**[12:41] ---**
I see... I get it, Yuuji!
**[12:44] ---**
This is a trial given to me!
**[12:46] ---**
Don't worry. I'll overcome
any hardship for the sake of love!
**[12:52] ---**
As long as I have the best spice
called love, no matter what poison it is...
**[13:07] ---**
So love doesn't have a
detoxifying effect... noted.
**[13:10] ---**
Akihisa is a brave man.
**[13:13] ---**
Amen.
**[13:15] ---**
Oh? What happened to Yoshii?
**[13:18] ---**
He said he got sleepy since he ate lunch.
**[13:21] ---**
If you sleep right after
you eat, you'll become a cow.
**[13:26] ---**
Come to think of it, what happened to Shimada?
**[13:32] ---**
After all that effort...
**[13:35] ---**
I wish I had been honest
and asked him to eat it.
**[13:42] ---**
I never thought that Himeji would
have a subject that she's bad at.
**[13:48] ---**
I'm hungrier now.
**[13:52] ---**
Aki...
**[13:52] ---**
Stupid Big Brother!
**[13:55] ---**
Hazuki?
**[13:57] ---**
Do you know where my sister went?
**[13:59] ---**
Come to think of it, I haven't seen her.
**[14:05] ---**
Haven't you had lunch?
**[14:07] ---**
A lot happened and I couldn't consume calories.
**[14:10] ---**
Then are you starving?
**[14:13] ---**
Yeah... If only I had the
boxed lunch that Minami made...
**[14:17] ---**
My Big Sister's?
**[14:19] ---**
Yeah. I was wondering what kind
of lunch she made. I wanted to eat it.
**[14:26] ---**
Okay!
**[14:27] ---**
Aki! Have this lunc--
**[14:29] ---**
Let's have lunch, honey!
**[14:31] ---**
M-Miharu?!
**[14:32] ---**
I looked all over for you, honey!
**[14:34] ---**
I did my utmost in making
Miharu's Special Lunch. Please have it!
**[14:38] ---**
Why are you here?! Class D
isn't having a remedial class, right?!
**[14:41] ---**
If you're here, I'll come in even on Sundays.
**[14:43] ---**
If you're not here, I won't
come in even during the weekdays.
**[14:46] ---**
Why is this academy full of students
with messed up common sense?!
**[14:49] ---**
Nooooow, honey! Let's spend
a happy afternoon together!
**[14:53] ---**
Leave me alone!
**[14:53] ---**
Anyway, shall we look for her that way first?
**[14:54] ---**
I won't let you escape!
**[14:55] ---**
Okay!
**[14:56] ---**
Let's be alone and feed each other!
**[14:56] ---**
No! Don't come near me!
**[15:02] ---**
"Fire Hydrant"
**[15:05] ---**
Geez. She doesn't have to be so shy.
**[15:09] ---**
Honey! Honey!
**[15:14] ---**
That darn Miharu...
**[15:16] ---**
More importantly, I have to find Aki!
**[15:34] ---**
Go, Haiseiko!
**[15:39] ---**
Faster!
**[15:41] ---**
We shouldn't run in the corridor!
**[15:47] ---**
Aki... Good...
**[15:50] ---**
This time for sure, I'll give him this lunch!
**[15:52] ---**
So it was true...
**[15:57] ---**
So Yoshii has got two
girls making lunch for him!
**[16:02] ---**
This is the unforgivable truth!
**[16:04] ---**
Bring death to the traitor!
**[16:06] ---**
Bring death to the traitor!
**[16:08] ---**
N-No! That's not true!
**[16:11] ---**
That's not true.
**[16:13] ---**
This is... uhm...
**[16:17] ---**
Well...
**[16:20] ---**
Guilty! Guilty!
**[16:21] ---**
What?! What?! Hey! Wait! Wait!
**[16:25] ---**
You've all got messed up common sense!
**[16:30] ---**
Geez... What am I doing?
**[16:34] ---**
Go, Haru Urara!
**[16:36] ---**
Run at full speed!
**[16:39] ---**
You shouldn't run in the corridor, you know.
**[16:42] ---**
This isn't a corridor!
**[16:44] ---**
I'm already out of gas today.
**[16:46] ---**
*This time for sure...*
**[16:48] ---**
Aki!
**[16:49] ---**
Ah...
**[16:49] ---**
Minami...
**[16:50] ---**
Big Sis!
**[16:52] ---**
Hmph.
**[16:53] ---**
I'm playing with Stupid Big Brother!
**[16:56] ---**
That's good. But don't bother him, okay?
**[16:59] ---**
Okay!
**[17:00] ---**
Say, Aki...
**[17:01] ---**
Hm?
**[17:02] ---**
Uhm... Did you already have lunch?
**[17:05] ---**
Hmm... I have... or should I say I haven't...
**[17:08] ---**
I see.
**[17:10] ---**
Uhm... well...
**[17:13] ---**
Hm?
**[17:13] ---**
Well... if you're hungry...
**[17:17] ---**
Huh?
**[17:18] ---**
Uhm... Wh... Wh...
**[17:21] ---**
Wh?
**[17:21] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh...
**[17:25] ---**
Wh...
**[17:26] ---**
Wh?
**[17:27] ---**
What's the local specialty of Oshamanbe?!
**[17:33] ---**
Huh?
**[17:34] ---**
*Oh, shoot!*
**[17:36] ---**
The local specialty of Oshamanbe,
Hokkaido, would be horsehair crabs.
**[17:39] ---**
Kubo...
**[17:40] ---**
To see that you're at school on Sunday...
**[17:43] ---**
Are you studying by yourself, too?
**[17:44] ---**
Class F had a remedial class.
**[17:47] ---**
Oh? You haven't had lunch yet?
**[17:50] ---**
Huh? N-Not really...
**[17:52] ---**
Then, would you care to join me?
**[17:54] ---**
What? But I don't have money.
**[17:57] ---**
Well, well, it can't be helped, I guess.
**[17:59] ---**
Since it's just lunch,
I don't mind treating you.
**[18:02] ---**
I'll go! I'll definitely go!
**[18:03] ---**
Ah...
**[18:04] ---**
Well then, see you later, Shimada.
**[18:07] ---**
Then, why don't we prepare for
mid-terms together while eating?
**[18:11] ---**
What? Mid-terms?
**[18:13] ---**
Ah... yeah...
**[18:19] ---**
Hazuki, have you had lunch?
**[18:21] ---**
Come to think of it, playing with
Big Brother made me forget about it.
**[18:25] ---**
Geez. You shouldn't skip meals
or you won't be able to grow.
**[18:29] ---**
Isn't this for Big Brother?
**[18:31] ---**
No. There's no way that's the
case, is there? I made this for you.
**[18:36] ---**
Then, let's eat together!
**[18:38] ---**
Okay.
**[18:44] ---**
Hm?
**[18:44] ---**
Sorry, Hazuki. I forgot that we
still have another remedial class.
**[18:48] ---**
Go on ahead and go home.
**[18:49] ---**
Okay! I will!
**[19:02] ---**
Hmm...
**[19:04] ---**
*Lunch A looks the best.*
**[19:07] ---**
*Or should I be considerate and get Lunch B?*
**[19:11] ---**
Oh, Yoshii.
**[19:13] ---**
Huh?
**[19:13] ---**
"Seasoned Laver Paste"
**[19:14] ---**
Mr. Fukuhara.
**[19:16] ---**
Good timing. I've got a
problem. I can't open the lid.
**[19:19] ---**
Could you have your Avatar open it?
**[19:23] ---**
Piece of cake.
**[19:25] ---**
I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
**[19:32] ---**
Open!
**[19:34] ---**
Ow!
**[19:40] ---**
Those who died with their score reduced
to zero will be given a remedial class!
**[19:44] ---**
What?!
**[19:46] ---**
Hey! Why?! I haven't eaten anything yet!
**[19:50] ---**
That's all because of your low viability.
**[19:51] ---**
How cute Yoshii is...
**[19:54] ---**
Huh?!
**[19:55] ---**
What am I saying?!
**[19:58] ---**
I shall eat now.
**[20:18] ---**
You idiot! Idiot Aki! You're really an idiot!
**[20:20] ---**
An ultra idiot! A heaping idiot!
**[20:22] ---**
Who'd make lunch for you?!
Who would?! Who would?!
**[20:35] ---**
You dummy.
**[20:46] ---**
"Other Trash" "Glasses, Cans, Plastic Bottles"
**[20:57] ---**
"Other Trash" "Glasses, Cans, Plastic Bottles"
**[20:59] ---**
Ahh! Wait!
**[21:06] ---**
Aki...
**[21:08] ---**
Are you... going to ditch that?
**[21:16] ---**
Why?!
**[21:17] ---**
Why? Well...
**[21:20] ---**
Uhm...
**[21:22] ---**
I... I don't think people
should waste resources.
**[21:27] ---**
Huh?
**[21:28] ---**
For alleviating global warming
as well, you shouldn't waste food!
**[21:32] ---**
If you waste food, the
waste-not ghost will appear.
**[21:35] ---**
Also, to help the ecosystem, you
should recycle, or how should I say,
**[21:37] ---**
we should use our limited
resources more effectively...
**[21:40] ---**
that's how I feel.
**[21:49] ---**
Here.
**[21:50] ---**
Huh?
**[21:52] ---**
Are you going to eat it?
**[21:54] ---**
What?
**[21:57] ---**
Or not?
**[22:01] ---**
W-Well, then, I guess I'll eat it.
We shouldn't waste our resour--
**[22:10] ---**
Minami...?
**[22:18] ---**
Dummy!
**[22:25] ---**
*B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!*
**[22:31] ---**
*B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!*
**[22:34] ---**
*Jugyou owari shifuku no jikan*
**[22:37] ---**
*Tatoeru no nara “Maji de Angel!”*
**[22:40] ---**
*Fui no kokuchi heiwa kowashita*
**[22:43] ---**
*Tsuishi no shirase “Jigoku da!”*
**[22:46] ---**
*Tomodachi tono warai banashi ni*
**[22:49] ---**
*“Iru wake naiyo sonna baka”*
**[22:52] ---**
*Demo hontou wa mune no oku dewa*
**[22:56] ---**
*Sakendetanda “Jibun ga! Sou deshita!”*
**[23:00] ---**
*Chuusha jou de miru “Tsukigime” no koto*
**[23:06] ---**
*Kaisha no namae dato omotteta...*
**[23:12] ---**
*Zutto...*
**[23:15] ---**
*Baka mo tooseba otoko date*
**[23:18] ---**
*Bokura no joushiki hijoushiki?*
**[23:21] ---**
*Ruuru wa muyou sa kono sekai*
**[23:24] ---**
*Yakiniku teishoku gekokujou*
**[23:27] ---**
*Miroyo!*
**[23:29] ---**
*Nishi kara nobotta ohisama ga shizunde iku*
**[23:33] ---**
*Hashire! Mou gohan da*
**[23:36] ---**
*Ouchi ni kaerou! Ouchi ni kaerou!*
**[23:51] ---**
*Question 5. What do you call
the sport in which you go from*
**[23:54] ---**
*checkpoint to checkpoint
using a map and a compass?*
**[23:57] ---**
*Role-playing game!*
**[23:58] ---**
*I knew that would be your answer.*
**[24:00] ---**
*Next week! "Maps, Treasures,
and Striker Sigma V (Five)"!*
**[24:03] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:05] ---**
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# 5 - Maps, Treasures, and Striker Sigma V
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:17] ---**
Let's see...
**[00:20] ---**
What should I do?
**[00:28] ---**
I guess I'll play with them a little.
**[00:36] ---**
Oh? What's going on, Yuuji?
**[00:38] ---**
Looks like something's going on.
**[00:39] ---**
Something?
**[00:41] ---**
"Sponsored by Fumizuki Academy"
**[00:42] ---**
Sponsored by Fumizuki Academy?
**[00:44] ---**
Competition for extravagant prizes?!
**[00:46] ---**
Orienteering Contest?!
**[00:54] ---**
*What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?*
**[00:59] ---**
*One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!*
**[01:02] ---**
*One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!*
**[01:06] ---**
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
**[01:15] ---**
*"Nice to encounter you,"
that one's too easy!*
**[01:18] ---**
*There's only one answer
that I decided on at the start*
**[01:21] ---**
*My heart fluttered. Will I pass?*
**[01:23] ---**
*I won't panic whether
it's a matter of love or war*
**[01:26] ---**
*I sigh as I cram all night long*
**[01:28] ---**
*There's a genius dreamer inside of me*
**[01:31] ---**
*It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true*
**[01:34] ---**
*Pay no mind to other people's worlds*
**[01:36] ---**
*Perfect-area complete!*
**[01:39] ---**
*I'll definitely be waiting right here.*
**[01:41] ---**
*Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it*
**[01:48] ---**
*Ah! Ear! Ear!*
**[01:49] ---**
*Why? We just keep missing each other*
**[01:52] ---**
*If you came to me for advice, it'd go like*
**[01:55] ---**
*"So, friends?" "Yes, friends."*
**[01:58] ---**
*That's a sad 0 points.*
**[02:00] ---**
*No! Do it again! Rewrite it!*
**[02:03] ---**
*I'm serious, one
more chance please*
**[02:05] ---**
*You know, there's a future
more wonderful than now*
**[02:10] ---**
*Make it more wonderful than
now... my life, my life, my life*
**[02:19] ---**
"Episode 5" "Maps, Treasures, and Striker Sigma V"
**[02:19] ---**
*Akihisa Yoshii has found a treasure.*
**[02:22] ---**
It's been a long time since
I've had such a nice breakfast.
**[02:26] ---**
Time to chow down!
**[02:28] ---**
"Munch, munch, munch..."
**[02:30] ---**
Hmm... Just as you'd expect
from Fumizuki's bread crumbs.
**[02:33] ---**
They taste just like bread!
**[02:35] ---**
"Munch, munch, munch..."
**[02:36] ---**
If only I had jam or something,
**[02:38] ---**
I'd have no complaints about this breakfast.
**[02:39] ---**
*You are not in a position to complain.*
**[02:43] ---**
Hmm... I wonder if crumbs digest quickly.
**[02:47] ---**
Hm?
**[02:50] ---**
*This is Fee the fox...*
**[02:51] ---**
"Welcome"
**[02:52] ---**
*a mascot character for Kisaragi Grand Park.*
**[02:56] ---**
*By the way, she is very popular among children.*
**[03:01] ---**
This is Kisara--
**[03:02] ---**
*I already explained it in my narration.*
**[03:05] ---**
The child who dropped
this might come back to get it.
**[03:08] ---**
I'll put it back where it was.
**[03:14] ---**
Hm?!
**[03:15] ---**
Hmm... I can't find it. I can't find it.
**[03:18] ---**
Good morning, Hazuki. What're you doing here?
**[03:21] ---**
Ah! Good morning, Stupid Big Brother!
I was looking for something I dropped.
**[03:26] ---**
Something you dropped?
**[03:27] ---**
I lost my Fee cell phone strap...
**[03:30] ---**
I can't get a new one
anymore since it's a limited edition.
**[03:32] ---**
Oh... Then I saw it over...
**[03:38] ---**
This is bad! What should we do?!
**[03:39] ---**
Fee!
**[03:40] ---**
What's the matter, Yoshii?
**[03:42] ---**
M-Mr. Fukuhara!
**[03:44] ---**
Good timing! Please give me
approval to summon my Avatar!
**[03:50] ---**
Oh? What's the reason?
**[03:52] ---**
I'm in a hurry! Please hurry up!
**[03:54] ---**
I guess it can't be helped.
Just this once, okay?
**[03:59] ---**
All right! I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
**[04:04] ---**
All right! Get that cell strap!
**[04:08] ---**
Save Fee!
**[04:21] ---**
Are you okay, Big Brother?! Stupid Big Brother!
**[04:25] ---**
Ow, ow, ow... The feedback from his pain...
**[04:28] ---**
Geez, what'd you do such a stupid thing for?
**[04:31] ---**
Good morning, Principal.
**[04:34] ---**
You scared me! Don't play
a prank using your Avatar!
**[04:38] ---**
It wasn't a prank! I was trying to
pick up something that was drop...
**[04:43] ---**
Ah...
**[04:48] ---**
Ahhhh!
**[04:51] ---**
This shows that you shouldn't
get too attached to toys.
**[04:59] ---**
You don't have to say it like that, right?!
**[05:05] ---**
Huh?
**[05:06] ---**
I took back the summoning approval.
**[05:09] ---**
You shouldn't use your Avatar for violence.
**[05:12] ---**
Violent?! I was just trying to help Hazuki.
**[05:15] ---**
An Avatar isn't some toy for idiots.
**[05:23] ---**
If you feel frustrated, show
us your non-stupid side, too.
**[05:27] ---**
If you do that, you might be
able to get something you want.
**[05:31] ---**
What?
**[05:34] ---**
I'm sorry, Hazuki.
**[05:35] ---**
That's okay... Don't worry.
**[05:38] ---**
Hazuki...
**[05:41] ---**
"Competition" "Extravagant"
"Prizes" "Orienteering Contest"
**[05:42] ---**
So this was what the
principal was talking about.
**[05:45] ---**
They've listed the prizes here!
**[05:47] ---**
C-Cafeteria meal tickets for a year?!
**[05:49] ---**
Exchange tickets for new video games?!
**[05:51] ---**
That's quite extravagant.
**[05:53] ---**
It says that there's a secret item as well.
**[05:56] ---**
Ah!
**[05:58] ---**
Fee, Noin, and Ein
limited edition cell strap set?!
**[06:00] ---**
What, Akihisa?! You want something like that?
**[06:01] ---**
This! This! This! This! This!
**[06:04] ---**
Wh-What's wrong with that?!
**[06:06] ---**
*What do I have to do to get it?*
**[06:08] ---**
Here's a map of the Academy.
**[06:10] ---**
So I have to search for it here?
**[06:12] ---**
I'm good at finding treasure boxes in RPGs!
**[06:15] ---**
And, these are the test questions!
**[06:18] ---**
What?!
**[06:18] ---**
The test answers are the
coordinates of the checkpoints.
**[06:22] ---**
The hidden tickets you find there
are what you exchange for prizes.
**[06:25] ---**
Th-Then you won't get them
unless you solve the questions!
**[06:29] ---**
On top of that, it's first come,
first serve. If you run into different teams,
**[06:32] ---**
you can fight using your
Avatars and take their tickets.
**[06:35] ---**
I'm at a disadvantage in every way!
**[06:38] ---**
Oh, that's right! If I team up with Himeji...
**[06:40] ---**
Everyone, have a seat!
**[06:42] ---**
I'll announce the orienteering teams!
**[06:46] ---**
I'm teaming up with... Yuuji and Hideyoshi?!
**[06:49] ---**
Himeji is teaming up with
Minami and... Muttsulini?!
**[06:52] ---**
I grouped trouble students together,
as you never know what they'll do.
**[06:56] ---**
What?! That's not fair! I'll take
Hideyoshi since he's cute, but...
**[07:01] ---**
Yuuji is no help at all!
**[07:04] ---**
I'll throw your own words
back at you with interest!
**[07:07] ---**
You have until the after-school bell rings.
**[07:09] ---**
This is part of your classes!
**[07:11] ---**
Work on it seriously.
**[07:15] ---**
One set consists of three questions, huh?
**[07:17] ---**
The answer to the first question
shows the X-axis point on the map.
**[07:20] ---**
The second one shows the Y point,
and the third shows the Z point,
**[07:24] ---**
which tells which floor it'll be on.
**[07:26] ---**
Oh, it's all multiple choice.
Then it's a piece of cake!
**[07:30] ---**
Are you good at multiple choice questions?
**[07:33] ---**
You don't know my area of specialty?
Okay then. Let me show you.
**[07:39] ---**
I was stupid to put my
hopes in him even for a moment.
**[07:41] ---**
I use Striker Sigma V for math!
**[07:44] ---**
Problem Breaker for modern Japanese!
**[07:46] ---**
Shining Answer for history!
**[07:49] ---**
They are highly accurate!
**[07:51] ---**
Has your life been controlled
by how well the dice work?
**[07:55] ---**
Don't make fun of them! Just watch!
**[07:57] ---**
Do we have to?
**[07:58] ---**
Roar! Striker Sigma V!
**[08:05] ---**
Finish!
**[08:08] ---**
All right. I got it.
**[08:11] ---**
652 for the X-axis, 237 for Y, 5 for Z!
**[08:17] ---**
I found it! The target is over there!
**[08:21] ---**
Oh, so it's in the air?
**[08:23] ---**
You go get it.
**[08:24] ---**
This is strange.
**[08:26] ---**
I wonder if they screwed up the question.
**[08:28] ---**
It's the answer that's screwed up!
**[08:30] ---**
We found it!
**[08:31] ---**
Hm?
**[08:31] ---**
Whoa!
**[08:34] ---**
Here it is! This is an
exchange ticket for a prize!
**[08:37] ---**
We started off with a correct answer.
**[08:39] ---**
All right! We did it!
**[08:40] ---**
It seems that the numbers for
the X- and Y-axes were correct.
**[08:43] ---**
See? Striker Sigma V is incredible, isn't it?
**[08:46] ---**
What's incredible is
you believing in that thing.
**[08:48] ---**
"Exchange ticket for free cafeteria desserts for a year"
**[08:49] ---**
This is for a year's worth of
cafeteria dessert tickets!
**[08:52] ---**
Let's split it amongst the three of us.
**[08:53] ---**
I don't need it.
**[08:54] ---**
Rep... Are you on a diet?
**[08:57] ---**
Instead... if we find this, let me have it.
**[09:00] ---**
A premium ticket for Kisaragi Grand Park?
**[09:03] ---**
Oh, I get it! You're going
there with your boyfriend!
**[09:05] ---**
No... I'm going with my husband.
**[09:08] ---**
I just felt a sudden chill.
**[09:10] ---**
You sure have lots of hardships, don't you?
**[09:16] ---**
Outside of math, I'm completely helpless!
**[09:19] ---**
You're amazing, Tsuchiya.
**[09:21] ---**
Just Health and Physical Education.
I'm helpless in everything else.
**[09:24] ---**
Okay, all done.
**[09:26] ---**
Amazing! Let's go find them right away!
**[09:29] ---**
Ah!
**[09:29] ---**
Th... These coordinates are...!
**[09:33] ---**
"Girls' Changing Room"
**[09:34] ---**
I... I can legally go into
the girls' changing room.
**[09:38] ---**
All right! Let's find the prize!
**[09:46] ---**
This is a girls' changing room...
**[09:48] ---**
and yet there're no girls changing.
**[09:50] ---**
*Of course not.*
**[09:51] ---**
It's a lot of work when the place isn't tidy.
**[09:54] ---**
The areas guys don't see
are often like this, aren't they?
**[09:57] ---**
This place holds no value
unless girls are changing.
**[10:11] ---**
What's wrong, Tsuchiya? Are you okay?
**[10:13] ---**
I'm fine... This is nothing!
**[10:21] ---**
Tsuchiya!
**[10:22] ---**
I can't lose to something like this.
**[10:32] ---**
Tsuchiya!
**[10:33] ---**
I-I'm deeply moved...
**[10:40] ---**
Well... Let's see...
the idiot's determination...
**[10:50] ---**
Idiot Test!
**[10:55] ---**
Smash! Problem Breaker!
**[11:10] ---**
The coordinates on the map are... around here.
**[11:13] ---**
In our classroom?!
**[11:16] ---**
I wonder what this is.
**[11:17] ---**
It's not a prize, at least.
**[11:20] ---**
This is strange. I wonder if
I should make it a little lighter.
**[11:23] ---**
Shave it all the way!
**[11:25] ---**
Uhm... So you found it?
**[11:28] ---**
What? Is this... yours?
**[11:30] ---**
Yes... In that basket... Um...
**[11:34] ---**
Yoshii?!
**[11:36] ---**
Yes, Himeji?
**[11:37] ---**
Do you like sweets?
**[11:40] ---**
Yep! I love them!
**[11:41] ---**
Good! To tell you the truth, I got up
early this morning and baked chiffon cakes.
**[11:47] ---**
Oh? You can bake cakes, too?
**[11:50] ---**
Hey! Don't tell me...
**[11:54] ---**
Just as you'd expect from
Problem Breaker. It's a real treasure.
**[11:58] ---**
You were a good guy.
**[12:00] ---**
I will not forget you.
**[12:02] ---**
Why are you saying farewell words?
**[12:04] ---**
If you like, you all are welcome to some.
**[12:07] ---**
What?!
**[12:10] ---**
Now...
**[12:12] ---**
please go ahead.
**[12:15] ---**
Ah... I'm one short.
**[12:22] ---**
*There're three chiffon
cakes. There're four of us.*
**[12:26] ---**
*Which means only one can survive.*
**[12:30] ---**
The First...
**[12:31] ---**
Championship Match!
**[12:34] ---**
Do-or-die Rock-Paper-Scissors Contest!
**[12:36] ---**
Yaay!
**[12:47] ---**
If I lose...
**[12:48] ---**
I'll die!
**[12:51] ---**
Mizuki and Tsuchiya sure are taking
their time. I wonder what they're doing.
**[13:05] ---**
Impossible! I can't answer
any more questions all by myself!
**[13:09] ---**
No, honey.
**[13:11] ---**
Huh?! Miharu?!
**[13:12] ---**
I'm right here.
**[13:14] ---**
The questions are solved!
**[13:15] ---**
Where the heck did you come from?!
**[13:17] ---**
Honey! Please take a look at
the answers that I worked hard on!
**[13:21] ---**
If we check these answers against the map...
**[13:24] ---**
believe it or not,
**[13:25] ---**
it turns out that the
treasure is hidden under your bra!
**[13:30] ---**
Huh?!
**[13:30] ---**
Now, give up and entrust
your body and heart to me!
**[13:34] ---**
There's no way I'd do that! Let me go!
**[13:37] ---**
No! The map has these coordinates!
**[13:40] ---**
There's no mistake about it as
the Ministry of Education says so!
**[13:43] ---**
You're the one who's making a mistake!
**[13:46] ---**
Then let's make a big mistake
together, honey! Let's do it!
**[13:49] ---**
N... Noooooo!
**[13:53] ---**
Seriously... if they have time to
spare for a stupid event like this,
**[13:57] ---**
I wish they'd use that time
to advance our studies a little.
**[14:00] ---**
The map points to these coordinates.
**[14:04] ---**
This is... Yoshii's shoe locker?!
**[14:06] ---**
I-If someone sees me here, they'd think I'm...
**[14:11] ---**
about to put a love letter in there!
**[14:14] ---**
No, no... I'm trying to
get a ticket out of here.
**[14:19] ---**
No, wait!
**[14:20] ---**
Then that looks as if I'm trying to
steal a love letter addressed to Yoshii!
**[14:26] ---**
No, no! It's the treasure in here that I want!
**[14:30] ---**
I can give them an excuse
no matter what they say!
**[14:32] ---**
But... depending on who it is...
**[14:34] ---**
what's inside of Yoshii's shoe
locker might be a treasure box to them!
**[14:37] ---**
Then I can't talk my way out!
**[14:40] ---**
What... What... What should I do?!
**[14:44] ---**
*Please do whatever you want.*
**[14:46] ---**
Shine...! Shining... Answer!
**[14:53] ---**
Here it is! Just as we'd
expect from you, Hideyoshi!
**[14:56] ---**
I don't think I had anything to do with it.
**[14:58] ---**
Let's see! What's the prize?
**[15:00] ---**
Wha...?! "Try again"?!
**[15:02] ---**
So this wasn't the right place.
**[15:04] ---**
Dammit! So that was a trick question!
**[15:06] ---**
It doesn't matter if it's a trick question
or not when you're using a die, does it?
**[15:08] ---**
Hmm... Should I change
the angle of the stabilizer?
**[15:11] ---**
I don't think that would
increase the accuracy rate.
**[15:14] ---**
It must be the name!
**[15:14] ---**
Now... How's this?
**[15:16] ---**
Whoa! You answered them seriously?
**[15:18] ---**
Are you sure, Yuuji?
**[15:20] ---**
I don't wanna go weird places
due to your wrong answers.
**[15:23] ---**
You're in no position to say that!
**[15:25] ---**
According to Yuuji's answers, this is the place.
**[15:28] ---**
You were right! Here it is!
**[15:30] ---**
How can you solve those questions, Yuuji?
**[15:32] ---**
I picked only the questions
I thought even I could solve.
**[15:34] ---**
I'm impressed you solved these...
**[15:36] ---**
When you're ranked the bottom in tests...
**[15:38] ---**
Did you cheat?
**[15:40] ---**
Is it that hard to believe?
**[15:42] ---**
So, what was the prize?
**[15:45] ---**
Let's see... A premium ticket for
one couple to Kisaragi Grand Park?
**[15:50] ---**
The couple is invited to a
special event, Wedding Experience.
**[15:55] ---**
Oh? That sounds interesting.
**[15:57] ---**
Yuuji, why don't you go with Kirishima?
**[15:59] ---**
Don't even mention something so dreadful!
**[16:01] ---**
It won't be just an
experience. She'll make it real!
**[16:04] ---**
Get that ominous thing
out of my face! You guys go!
**[16:09] ---**
Really?
**[16:10] ---**
Are you free this coming Sunday, Hideyoshi?
**[16:12] ---**
It says it's for a couple, doesn't it?!
**[16:14] ---**
What...?! You don't... like me?
**[16:18] ---**
I'm a guy!
**[16:20] ---**
I'm turned down! How miserable I am!
**[16:24] ---**
There's only one way... to end this misery!
**[16:28] ---**
Hideyoshi! I like you!
**[16:30] ---**
What're you saying all of a sudden?!
**[16:32] ---**
There's an important meaning to this.
**[16:34] ---**
You may not know this, but
there's a legend in Japan that
**[16:36] ---**
if you confess your love under the
legendary tree, you'll become happy.
**[16:39] ---**
There's no such legend, though.
**[16:41] ---**
"Under the legendary tree" in this academy
**[16:44] ---**
means Hideyoshi Kinoshita,
a legendary beautiful girl!
**[16:47] ---**
In other words, it means that if
I confess my love to you, I'll become happy!
**[16:52] ---**
What'd you say, Yoshii?!
**[16:54] ---**
If that's the case, we can legally
confess our love to Kinoshita!
**[16:55] ---**
There's so many holes in that logic
**[16:57] ---**
that I don't even know where to start.
**[16:58] ---**
Legally!
**[16:59] ---**
I like you, Hideyoshi Kinoshita!
**[17:02] ---**
I love you, Hideyoshi Kinoshita!
**[17:03] ---**
Are you guys crazy?!
**[17:08] ---**
After all, we couldn't get any valuable prizes.
**[17:12] ---**
This is a tough event for idiots.
**[17:15] ---**
At this point, there're not
that many prizes left, huh?
**[17:18] ---**
I wonder what the secret item was.
**[17:21] ---**
Ah! Fee's cell strap hasn't been taken yet!
**[17:24] ---**
Are you still going to continue, Akihisa?
**[17:26] ---**
The remaining questions
are all difficult, you know.
**[17:29] ---**
Or, do you wanna randomly dig
up the schoolyard or something?
**[17:33] ---**
Hm?
**[17:34] ---**
Randomly...
**[17:36] ---**
I got it! All the answers on the test...
**[17:39] ---**
What're you doing?
**[17:41] ---**
I'm marking all the points
in the answer choices!
**[17:44] ---**
All of them?!
**[17:45] ---**
It's possible that a treasure is
hidden where these X and Y are crossed!
**[17:50] ---**
What about the height?!
**[17:51] ---**
Of course, we'll check every floor!
**[17:53] ---**
There're lots of them!
Searching all of them is...
**[17:57] ---**
Searching round-robin is a fundamental of games!
**[18:00] ---**
That's unreasonable...
**[18:01] ---**
I see... That sounds interesting.
We can't solve the questions anyway.
**[18:05] ---**
Then let's show them that
idiots fight in their own way.
**[18:10] ---**
Yuuji...
**[18:12] ---**
Yep!
**[18:14] ---**
I'll go check the fourth floor!
**[18:16] ---**
Akihisa, check the third floor!
**[18:17] ---**
Hideyoshi, check the second floor!
**[18:19] ---**
Okay!
**[18:19] ---**
Got it!
**[18:20] ---**
Cleaning closets... Not here!
**[18:23] ---**
Not here!
**[18:24] ---**
Not here! Hey, ahh!
**[18:25] ---**
"Girls' Changing Room"
**[18:27] ---**
Hmm... not here!
**[18:29] ---**
Not here!
**[18:30] ---**
Ah...
**[18:30] ---**
In use...
**[18:32] ---**
Locker...!
**[18:34] ---**
Not here!
**[18:34] ---**
Not here!
**[18:35] ---**
A dog!
**[18:37] ---**
Which one?!
**[18:43] ---**
Trash bin!
**[18:45] ---**
Not here!
**[18:45] ---**
Not here!
**[18:46] ---**
Wh-Why?!
**[18:47] ---**
Ladies' Room!
**[18:49] ---**
Not here!
**[18:50] ---**
Not here!
**[18:51] ---**
Oh?
**[18:51] ---**
I'm in here.
**[18:52] ---**
What?!
**[18:53] ---**
Water tank...
**[18:55] ---**
Not here!
**[18:56] ---**
Not here!
**[18:56] ---**
Ouch!
**[18:58] ---**
Again...!
**[18:59] ---**
Not here!
**[19:00] ---**
Not here!
**[19:01] ---**
Please ignore me...
**[19:02] ---**
Again...!
**[19:03] ---**
I'm in here!
**[19:04] ---**
I'm in here!
**[19:06] ---**
Good! It's open!
**[19:09] ---**
Hey, what am I doing?!
**[19:16] ---**
Dammit. We couldn't find anything.
**[19:19] ---**
I wonder if nothing is left.
**[19:21] ---**
Ah, that's right! We
haven't checked this place yet!
**[19:24] ---**
But... this place doesn't
have anything to hide things in.
**[19:28] ---**
That can't be... The strap
ticket hasn't been found yet!
**[19:32] ---**
It's definitely somewhere...
**[19:39] ---**
I found it! Just as I thought!
**[19:42] ---**
Hideyoshi! We can find it even
if we can't solve the questi... Hm?
**[19:46] ---**
Oh? I came here after
solving the questions on my own.
**[19:50] ---**
What? You're...
**[19:51] ---**
Big Sister! Why are you here?
**[19:55] ---**
According to the rules, we can take
it by fighting using our Avatars, right?
**[20:00] ---**
D-Don't tell me...
**[20:02] ---**
I'll approve it.
**[20:03] ---**
What?!
**[20:06] ---**
Summon!
**[20:11] ---**
Summon!
**[20:14] ---**
This is bad, Akihisa! Our
power is nowhere near theirs!
**[20:17] ---**
I never thought we'd have to fight them.
**[20:19] ---**
Oh no... What should we do?
**[20:21] ---**
We won't hold back.
**[20:23] ---**
Are you ready?
**[20:24] ---**
Well then, bye-bye!
***SIGN*** "Yuuko Kinoshita" "Yuuji Sakamoto" "Akihisa Yoshii" "Hideyoshi Kinoshita" "Shouko Kirishima" "Aiko Kudou"
**[20:33] ---**
What?!
**[20:35] ---**
Time is over.
**[20:36] ---**
Which means...
**[20:38] ---**
That's right.
**[20:40] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:40] ---**
"Exchange ticket for Kisaragi
Grand Park mascot strap set"
**[20:41] ---**
A... All right!
**[20:46] ---**
Amazing! I got the Fee cell strap!
Not only that, it's a set of three!
**[20:50] ---**
Good for you!
**[20:52] ---**
I wonder if Hazuki will be happy.
**[20:55] ---**
Hm?
**[20:55] ---**
Hm?
**[20:56] ---**
"Iron Bracelets Activation Manual"
**[20:56] ---**
I wonder what this is?
**[20:57] ---**
Could it be that this is the secret item?
**[21:00] ---**
I wonder what you use this for.
It comes with a manual, too.
**[21:03] ---**
Iron bracelets...
The activation word is "Awaken"...
**[21:07] ---**
That alone wouldn't...
**[21:09] ---**
explain what will happen...
**[21:10] ---**
Let's try it!
**[21:12] ---**
Awaken!
**[21:15] ---**
What?!
**[21:16] ---**
This is...
**[21:17] ---**
Could this be...
**[21:20] ---**
Summon!
**[21:23] ---**
This is incredible!
**[21:24] ---**
We can summon our Avatars
without a teacher's approval!
**[21:28] ---**
The field is a little small, but this is great!
**[21:36] ---**
What?
**[21:38] ---**
What?!
**[21:39] ---**
Wh-Why did only my clothes get torn off?!
**[21:42] ---**
Akihisa... Yours is okay?
**[21:45] ---**
Ah... You're right!
**[21:46] ---**
So this means only an idiot can use it, huh?
**[21:49] ---**
What do you mean by "an idiot"?!
You're an idiot too, Yuuji!
**[21:52] ---**
Then a first-rate idiot.
**[21:54] ---**
What?!
**[21:54] ---**
Then ultimate idiot.
**[21:56] ---**
What?!
**[21:57] ---**
Then supreme idiot!
**[21:58] ---**
What do you mean by "supreme," huh?!
**[22:00] ---**
I see...
**[22:02] ---**
Looks like we still have to make improvements.
**[22:07] ---**
But in any case...
**[22:10] ---**
Fools and blunt scissors can be
useful if you make wise use of them.
**[22:13] ---**
Anything and anyone has redeeming points.
**[22:25] ---**
*B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!*
**[22:31] ---**
*B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!*
**[22:34] ---**
*The end of the school day is bliss*
**[22:37] ---**
*If I am to put it into words, "It's really angelic!"*
**[22:40] ---**
*My peace was shattered
by a sudden announcement*
**[22:44] ---**
*Talking about the make up test. "This is Hell!"*
**[22:47] ---**
*While my friends and I were
sharing funny stories, I said,*
**[22:50] ---**
*"There's no way anyone is that stupid"*
**[22:53] ---**
*But the truth is, deep down in my heart*
**[22:56] ---**
*I was shouting, "That was me!"*
**[23:00] ---**
*About that "Monthly Parking"
sign you see in the parking lot*
**[23:07] ---**
*I thought it was the name of a company...*
**[23:12] ---**
*All this time...*
**[23:15] ---**
*Sticking to your idiocy can be cool*
**[23:18] ---**
*Is our common sense nonsense?*
**[23:21] ---**
*We don't need rules in this world*
**[23:24] ---**
*It's dog eat dog food! It's social upheaval!*
**[23:27] ---**
*Look!*
**[23:29] ---**
*The sun that rose from the west is setting*
**[23:34] ---**
*Run home! It's dinner time already.*
**[23:37] ---**
*Let's go home! Let's go home!*
**[23:52] ---**
*Question 6.*
**[23:53] ---**
*What strokes does the individual
medley in swimming consist of?*
**[23:56] ---**
*Anime Song Medley, Old
Popular Song Medley, Dove Sablé.*
**[23:59] ---**
*I do like Dove Sablé, too...*
**[24:01] ---**
*Next Episode! "Me, Pools,
and Swimsuit Paradises... and..."*
**[24:03] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:06] ---**
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
"Please join us again next week!"
# 6 - Me, Pools, and Swimsuit Paradises... and...
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:17] ---**
*Summertime. It is summertime
at Fumizuki Academy, too.*
**[00:21] ---**
*It is also a season of splashing
water glistening in the sun.*
**[00:34] ---**
*And of splashing nose blood, as well.*
**[00:42] ---**
*Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou*
**[00:47] ---**
*One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!*
**[00:50] ---**
*One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!*
**[00:54] ---**
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
**[01:03] ---**
*Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo*
**[01:06] ---**
*Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu*
**[01:09] ---**
*Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?*
**[01:11] ---**
*Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai*
**[01:14] ---**
*Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki*
**[01:16] ---**
*Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer*
**[01:19] ---**
*Omou koto mina kanaeba iina*
**[01:22] ---**
*Hito no sekai wa kinishinai*
**[01:24] ---**
*Perfect-area complete!*
**[01:27] ---**
*Zettai koko de matterunda*
**[01:29] ---**
*Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo*
**[01:36] ---**
*Ah! Ear! Ear!*
**[01:37] ---**
*Why? Tomaranai surechigai*
**[01:40] ---**
*Watashi ga soudan aite nara*
**[01:43] ---**
*"Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."*
**[01:46] ---**
*Kanashiki rei ten dane*
**[01:48] ---**
*No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi*
**[01:51] ---**
*Honki de one more chance please*
**[01:53] ---**
*Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni*
**[01:58] ---**
*Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!*
**[02:07] ---**
"Episode 6"
"Me, Pools, and Swimsuit Paradises... and..."
**[02:12] ---**
Oh yeah, Yuuji.
**[02:14] ---**
Hm?
**[02:18] ---**
The gas has been cut off,
so there's no hot water.
**[02:20] ---**
You should've told me sooner!
**[02:22] ---**
Sorry. Pour water on your arms and
legs, which are far from your heart, first
**[02:26] ---**
and then gradually move closer to...
**[02:27] ---**
I didn't mean how to take a cold shower!
**[02:30] ---**
What are you so worked up about?
**[02:32] ---**
Oh yeah, take a cold
shower to cool your head.
**[02:35] ---**
That's *why* I'm worked up, you idiot!
**[02:39] ---**
Geez... The gas has been
cut off. There's nothing to eat...
**[02:43] ---**
How can you live like this?
**[02:45] ---**
Don't be rude. It's not like I have nothing.
**[02:48] ---**
I have things I can get calories from.
**[02:50] ---**
I'm not interested in drinking
vegetable oil. Your fridge is empty, too.
**[02:54] ---**
Don't be rude. It's not empty.
**[02:58] ---**
Forget it. Just cool your head with this.
**[03:01] ---**
So, Yuuji, what're you gonna have?
**[03:03] ---**
Coke, coffee, hot ramen
and chilled ramen noodles.
**[03:05] ---**
You jerk! So all you're gonna give me
to eat are the disposable chopsticks?!
**[03:09] ---**
You're gonna eat chopsticks?!
**[03:11] ---**
It's closer to food than a plastic bag,
which is an inorganic substance.
**[03:14] ---**
I'm not gonna give you chopsticks...
**[03:16] ---**
...then I'd have to eat ramen with my fingers.
**[03:19] ---**
I didn't forget to buy something for you, too.
**[03:21] ---**
Diet coke, konjac jelly, and jellied agar.
**[03:24] ---**
They've all got zero calories!
**[03:26] ---**
I'm being considerate so that
you won't get metabolic syndrome.
**[03:29] ---**
And which part of my diet could cause that?!
**[03:32] ---**
You've been consuming
mainly sugar and oil, right?
**[03:35] ---**
Those are the *only* things
I've been consuming! I'm so ticked now!
**[03:39] ---**
What? Do you wanna fight?
**[03:42] ---**
Yeah... I've been thinking
about settling things with you.
**[03:46] ---**
Fine. That's just what I want.
**[04:02] ---**
My eyes... hurt!
**[04:04] ---**
You're not bad...
**[04:06] ---**
Neither are you.
**[04:08] ---**
But... I'm done fooling around.
**[04:11] ---**
I won't hold back!
**[04:15] ---**
This battle is too unproductive.
**[04:18] ---**
Yeah...
**[04:20] ---**
Oh no... It's sticky. I'd better take a shower.
**[04:24] ---**
Yuuji, you can go first.
**[04:26] ---**
I don't wanna take a shower here!
**[04:28] ---**
Then what're you gonna do?
**[04:30] ---**
I'm going somewhere where they have hot water.
**[04:35] ---**
I see. So you snuck in here
without permission and took a shower.
**[04:38] ---**
And while you were at it, you
went swimming in your underwear?
**[04:41] ---**
Do you have any excuse?
**[04:43] ---**
It was his fault.
**[04:45] ---**
It was your fault because
you didn't bring any decent food!
**[04:48] ---**
No, it's because you didn't pay your gas bill!
**[04:50] ---**
It's better than no water!
**[04:52] ---**
You sometimes even get your water stopped?!
**[04:54] ---**
Enough... I got it.
**[04:57] ---**
Right? It's not my fault, right?
**[05:00] ---**
I got that your idiocy knows no bounds!
**[05:03] ---**
As punishment, clean the
pool next weekend! Both of you!
**[05:07] ---**
Yes sir...
**[05:09] ---**
That sounds awful.
**[05:11] ---**
To think that we have to clean
such a big pool... How depressing.
**[05:15] ---**
Don't be so bummed. In return,
we've got permission to use the pool freely.
**[05:20] ---**
Muttsulini, do you wanna come help us?
**[05:22] ---**
I'll pass.
**[05:24] ---**
By the way, I'm going to
ask Himeji and Shimada as well.
**[05:27] ---**
Have a brush and cleanser ready for me.
**[05:29] ---**
That sounds fun. I'll help
out too, so may I join you?
**[05:34] ---**
Of course!
**[05:35] ---**
Hey, what're you guys talking about?
**[05:37] ---**
Sounds like something fun.
**[05:38] ---**
We can use the pool by ourselves on the weekend.
**[05:41] ---**
Do you guys wanna join us?
**[05:43] ---**
What?!
**[05:44] ---**
Pool... We'll be in swimsuits, right?
**[05:47] ---**
Pool... We'll be in swimsuits...
***SIGN*** "Akihisa's Vision"
**[05:51] ---**
By the way,
**[05:52] ---**
How's this?
**[05:52] ---**
Hideyoshi will come to show his swimsuit to Akihisa.
**[05:55] ---**
Th-That's dirty, Kinoshita! Just
because you're confident about yourself...!
**[05:58] ---**
She's right! That's not fair, Kinoshita!!
**[06:01] ---**
What're you two talking about?
**[06:03] ---**
So, what do you wanna do?
**[06:05] ---**
I-I'm coming!
**[06:05] ---**
I'm coming!
**[06:07] ---**
I'm gonna prepare things...
**[06:08] ---**
Y-Yes, preparation is important, isn't it?
**[06:12] ---**
I have to eat less to lose some weight.
**[06:15] ---**
Okay. So all I need to do
now is ask Shouko, huh?
**[06:18] ---**
Kirishima? I see... You've become mature, Yuuji.
**[06:23] ---**
Akihisa... If she finds it out later,
what do you think will happen to my life?
**[06:29] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[06:32] ---**
Good morning, everyone!
**[06:34] ---**
Good morning, Yoshii. Good thing
we have such nice weather today.
**[06:38] ---**
I got a new swimsuit for today.
**[06:41] ---**
Whoa...!
**[06:41] ---**
What?! What kind?!
**[06:43] ---**
Trunks type.
**[06:44] ---**
That's a men's swimsuit.
**[06:46] ---**
I'm disappointed in you.
**[06:48] ---**
You're mean, Hideyoshi!
Don't you like me anymore?!
**[06:51] ---**
Why am I being blamed?!
**[06:54] ---**
Stupid Big Brother! Good morning!
**[06:57] ---**
Hazuki?!
**[06:59] ---**
She wanted to come and
wouldn't take no for an answer, so...
**[07:02] ---**
So everyone's here?
**[07:03] ---**
Well then, change into your
swimsuits and we'll meet up poolside.
**[07:07] ---**
Okay!
**[07:10] ---**
Hey, hey. This way is the guys' changing room.
**[07:12] ---**
You and Hideyoshi have to go that way.
**[07:15] ---**
I'm just kidding.
**[07:17] ---**
I'm not kidding, though.
**[07:19] ---**
Now, stop fooling around.
Let's go, Hazuki! Kinoshita!
**[07:22] ---**
You, too?! No! I don't wanna be alone
with the girls in the girls' changing room!
**[07:28] ---**
If you take off your
clothes in front of Yuuji...
**[07:31] ---**
Why should that be a problem?!
**[07:33] ---**
Don't worry, Hideyoshi. See?
**[07:35] ---**
"Boys' Changing Room"
**[07:36] ---**
"Girls' Changing Room"
**[07:38] ---**
"Hideyoshi's Changing Room"
**[07:39] ---**
So "Hideyoshi" is a gender?
**[07:45] ---**
Big Brothers! Thanks for waiting!
**[07:48] ---**
Ah, Hazu... ki?!
**[07:50] ---**
"Shimada"
**[07:55] ---**
I-Isn't that a crime?
**[07:58] ---**
I want a lawyer.
**[08:00] ---**
Don't lose your head over an
elementary school kid's swimsuit!
**[08:03] ---**
Hey, Hazuki! Give that back to me!
If I don't use it, my bikini top is...
**[08:08] ---**
Huh?
**[08:09] ---**
Oh, it slipped out.
**[08:15] ---**
Don't play with this!
It was expensive, you know!
**[08:20] ---**
Is that what you call... NuBra?!
**[08:24] ---**
Forget it! Forget everything you just saw!
**[08:28] ---**
I wanna forget! I wanna forget!
**[08:29] ---**
Almost... Almost...
**[08:30] ---**
I wanna forget everything!
**[08:35] ---**
S-Someone, take a picture...
**[08:43] ---**
When I went through the
trouble to get them... Stupid Hazuki...
**[08:47] ---**
What're you looking at?
Does something look funny?
**[08:49] ---**
No. You really look good in it.
**[08:52] ---**
Really?
**[08:53] ---**
Yeah, your breasts, your bust,
and your boobs are slim and...
**[08:59] ---**
my big toe is...!
**[09:02] ---**
Didn't you just say my
breasts are small three times?!
**[09:05] ---**
Well, don't get so upset.
**[09:06] ---**
He talks that way, but he's really
checking you out in your swimsuit.
**[09:10] ---**
Gee, Aki...
**[09:12] ---**
You should be honest and
say what you think, you know.
**[09:16] ---**
Then...
**[09:17] ---**
Your breasts are small, aren't they?
**[09:19] ---**
I'm gonna poke your eyes!
**[09:36] ---**
Ahh! My eyes! My eyes...!
**[09:39] ---**
Yuuji. Don't look at other girls.
**[09:42] ---**
Big Sister, you're pretty.
**[09:44] ---**
That... makes me happy.
**[09:47] ---**
Now, Yuuji, there's something
you wanna tell Kirishima too, right?
**[09:52] ---**
Shouko...
**[09:54] ---**
Hm?
**[09:56] ---**
Give me a Kleenex. My tears won't stop.
**[10:00] ---**
You should tell her how you
think she looks in a swimsuit.
**[10:01] ---**
What am I supposed to say when I can't see?!
**[10:04] ---**
Geez... What're we gonna
do with Yuuji huh, Muttsulini?
**[10:08] ---**
Oh?
**[10:09] ---**
Muttsulini?!
**[10:11] ---**
Sorry... I'm gonna leave
this world ahead of you.
**[10:15] ---**
Dammit! Who did this?!
Who did this to Muttsulini?!
**[10:20] ---**
I'm sorry! It took me a while
to tie the strings on my back!
**[10:26] ---**
Ah! This is too good!
**[10:28] ---**
Is this... a biological weapon...?
**[10:32] ---**
Yoshii! What's the matter?!
**[10:35] ---**
Huh?
**[10:39] ---**
Worauf für einem Standard
hat Gott jene unterschieden,
**[10:44] ---**
Minami, what's the matter?
**[10:44] ---**
die haben, und jene, die nicht haben?
**[10:46] ---**
When she gets shocked, she
sometimes goes back to speaking German.
**[10:47] ---**
Was war für mich ungenügend!
**[10:50] ---**
What? What's going on?
**[10:55] ---**
You can't look at her.
**[10:57] ---**
Is this everyone?
**[10:59] ---**
No. I don't think Hideyoshi is here yet.
**[11:02] ---**
I wonder what kind of swimsuit it is.
**[11:04] ---**
A pair of trunks.
**[11:05] ---**
That's right...
**[11:07] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[11:12] ---**
"Dried Up"
**[11:13] ---**
Blood no longer comes out from my nose.
**[11:15] ---**
It dried up.
**[11:17] ---**
Is everyone here?
**[11:19] ---**
Kinoshita, just how hard do
you want to make things for us?!
**[11:23] ---**
You're playing dirty!
**[11:24] ---**
To think you brought our guard
down and betrayed us at the end!
**[11:26] ---**
Big Sister, you look very cute.
**[11:29] ---**
As you can see, I'm a guy.
**[11:31] ---**
But that swimsuit is for girls.
**[11:33] ---**
What?! I told the store person
that I wanted regular trunks!
**[11:38] ---**
Unless they know you, they'd
naturally recommend girl's clothes.
**[11:42] ---**
Yuuji... are your eyes okay?
**[11:44] ---**
Yeah, don't worry. They gradually starte--
**[11:50] ---**
There're too many things that
I can't let Yuuji see here.
**[11:51] ---**
Kill me already! Just kill me! Now!
**[11:59] ---**
Idiot Test
**[12:03] ---**
There!
**[12:07] ---**
Shouko...? Sh-Shouko?
**[12:12] ---**
You're good at swimming, Yoshii.
**[12:15] ---**
Aren't you swimming, Himeji?
**[12:16] ---**
To tell you the truth, I can't
swim at all. All I can do is float.
**[12:21] ---**
Do you want me to teach
you how? I'm good at swimming.
**[12:24] ---**
Really?! Thank you very much!
**[12:26] ---**
*A-ranked Himeji usually helps
F-ranked Minami study but today...*
**[12:33] ---**
It's like Minami is A and Himeji is F, right?
**[12:36] ---**
"Akihisa"
**[12:37] ---**
If I squeeze them together and
lift them, I'm sure it's at least B!
**[12:42] ---**
By the way, Yuuji, I'm C ranked.
**[12:45] ---**
What're you saying?
**[12:48] ---**
Big Brother!
**[12:49] ---**
Hm?
**[12:49] ---**
Let's play underwater demon!
**[12:52] ---**
Underwater demon? Is that underwater tag?
**[12:55] ---**
No. In underwater demon,
the demon chases after the others.
**[13:01] ---**
When he drags someone in the
water and drowns them, he wins.
**[13:05] ---**
That's a demon! That's really a demon!
**[13:07] ---**
But Hazuki, that's dangerous,
so you shouldn't play it, okay?
**[13:11] ---**
Oh... I shouldn't?
**[13:13] ---**
Just watch. Kirishima!
**[13:19] ---**
What is it?
**[13:20] ---**
I want you to play underwater
demon with Yuuji. The rules are simple.
**[13:24] ---**
You drag Yuuji into the water.
When he drowns, you perform CPR on him.
**[13:28] ---**
That'll make you a winner.
**[13:37] ---**
What the...?! Someone! Hel...
**[13:46] ---**
See? It's dangerous, right?
**[13:48] ---**
Hmm... Yeah.
**[13:55] ---**
Was it you?!
**[13:57] ---**
Yuuji, you're stubborn.
**[13:59] ---**
Let me go! What do you have against me?!
**[14:01] ---**
Oh? Rep?
**[14:04] ---**
Aiko?
**[14:05] ---**
You're Kudou from Class A...
What're you doing here?
**[14:08] ---**
I'm a swimming club member, so...
The other members are here, too.
**[14:13] ---**
Honey!
**[14:16] ---**
Why did you come to play at
the pool without telling me?!
**[14:20] ---**
Why are you here?!
**[14:22] ---**
I have a special information network
in order to protect you from pests, so...!
**[14:29] ---**
Well then, I'll go change into a swimsuit, too.
**[14:32] ---**
Hey, if you're gonna
take a peek, do it unnoticed.
**[14:35] ---**
*What...?! This means
she's given an official approval.*
**[14:40] ---**
*Then, as a man, I must go.*
**[14:43] ---**
Yoshii, if you do something you
shouldn't, you'll be in big trouble.
**[14:48] ---**
Don't you wanna go home alive, Aki?
**[14:53] ---**
*What's this vicious mood?*
**[14:55] ---**
*I guess I can't help it. I'll just
place my hopes on Muttsulini's camera.*
**[15:01] ---**
*Dammit!*
**[15:05] ---**
Ahh... Swimming sure is making me hungry.
**[15:08] ---**
Then, I've got something good.
**[15:11] ---**
I made a little mistake and
couldn't make enough for everyone,
**[15:14] ---**
so I didn't say anything.
**[15:18] ---**
To tell you the truth,
I made three waffles this morning.
**[15:21] ---**
The First...
**[15:22] ---**
Fastest Swimmer Championship Match!
**[15:24] ---**
Do-or-die Swimming Contest!
**[15:25] ---**
Yaay!
**[15:29] ---**
The rules are simple.
**[15:30] ---**
The first one to reach the goal
after making a lap is the winner!
**[15:34] ---**
*Himeji made three murderous
waffles. There are four members.*
**[15:39] ---**
*Which means only the winner can
escape from eating it and survive.*
**[15:48] ---**
Okay, are you ready? On your mark!
**[15:52] ---**
*Muttsulini is weak because he bled.*
**[15:55] ---**
*It's hard to think that I'd lose
against Hideyoshi in physical strength.*
**[15:59] ---**
Set!
**[16:00] ---**
*Which means...*
**[16:02] ---**
*I've got only one enemy.*
**[16:04] ---**
Start!
**[16:06] ---**
Drop dead!
**[16:10] ---**
You're playing dirty!
**[16:11] ---**
I'll throw those words right back at you!
**[16:15] ---**
Not bad, Akihisa.
**[16:16] ---**
You'll have to do more than this to beat me!
**[16:19] ---**
You can fight as much as you like,
but the first one is at the turn.
**[16:22] ---**
What?
**[16:23] ---**
This is bad! As it stands, I'll lose!
**[16:25] ---**
Not so fast! I'll stop Muttsulini!
You go stop Hideyoshi!
**[16:29] ---**
Okay!
**[16:33] ---**
Hideyoshi! I won't let you pass through here!
**[16:47] ---**
What?
**[16:49] ---**
Oh?
**[16:50] ---**
What's this?
**[16:52] ---**
Aki!
**[16:53] ---**
Yoshii! What're you doing?!
**[16:55] ---**
What am I doing?
**[16:58] ---**
This..
**[16:59] ---**
Could this be, by any chance, Hideyoshi's...
**[17:03] ---**
Wh-What?
**[17:08] ---**
Yoshii!
**[17:09] ---**
Aki!
**[17:10] ---**
Kinoshita! Hide your chest quick!
**[17:12] ---**
Why? I'm a guy.
**[17:16] ---**
*I'm a goner, but I have no regrets.*
**[17:21] ---**
It looks like cleaning will be a lot of work.
**[17:27] ---**
That was fun.
**[17:29] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:30] ---**
But I kinda feel really exhausted, though.
**[17:32] ---**
Isn't it anemia rather than exhaustion?
**[17:34] ---**
Well... then shall we take
a bath before we go home?
**[17:38] ---**
Okay!
**[17:41] ---**
"Women's Bath" "Men's Bath"
**[17:43] ---**
Hey, hey. This way is the men's bath.
**[17:45] ---**
You and Hideyoshi have to go that way.
**[17:48] ---**
I'm just kidding.
**[17:50] ---**
I'm not kidding, though.
**[17:52] ---**
Now, stop fooling around.
Let's go, Hazuki! Kinoshita!
**[17:55] ---**
Again?! Again?!
**[17:57] ---**
I don't wanna be alone with
the girls in the women's bath!
**[18:00] ---**
Don't worry, Hideyoshi. See?
**[18:03] ---**
"Men's Bath"
**[18:04] ---**
"Women's Bath"
**[18:05] ---**
"Hideyoshi's Bath"
**[18:09] ---**
So it's acknowledged by society.
**[18:14] ---**
Ahh... this feels good.
**[18:16] ---**
It warms you up, doesn't it?
**[18:20] ---**
What's the matter, Muttsulini?
**[18:22] ---**
The other side is the women's bath.
**[18:24] ---**
What?!
**[18:26] ---**
Hey! What're you doing?
**[18:27] ---**
Legal. Legal.
**[18:30] ---**
Honey! Let's wash each other! In the
bath, no matter what happens, it's legal.
**[18:34] ---**
"No matter what happens"?!
What're you gonna do?!
**[18:43] ---**
"Combat Power"
**[18:47] ---**
"Combat Power"
**[18:54] ---**
"Combat Power"
**[19:00] ---**
Ah, uhm... There's nothing
good about them being big.
**[19:04] ---**
It's tough because they
give you stiff shoulders.
**[19:06] ---**
That's what everyone with huge boobs says!
**[19:18] ---**
Akihisa, give me the shampoo!
**[19:20] ---**
Here.
**[19:21] ---**
This is the soap I bought, isn't it?
**[19:23] ---**
This creates bubbles, so I thought
we didn't need to buy shampoo.
**[19:27] ---**
I was stupid to ask you to get it.
**[19:30] ---**
Hey, Shouko! Let me use your shampoo!
**[19:34] ---**
Thanks!
**[19:37] ---**
Yuuji, let me use your soap.
**[19:39] ---**
Here.
**[19:43] ---**
You two are kinda like a married couple already.
**[19:46] ---**
Wha...?! You talk too much, Himeji!
**[19:49] ---**
It'll be a problem if she gets the wrong idea.
**[19:50] ---**
She's stupid so she gets
carried away easily and...
**[20:08] ---**
Hey! Stop it!
**[20:10] ---**
Hey, honey! It's bad manners
to put your towel in the water!
**[20:14] ---**
Take that unromantic thing
away and let's be together legally!
**[20:17] ---**
Why are you mean to the weak?!
**[20:30] ---**
Hey, did you know? The baths at
a public bathing place are connected!
**[20:37] ---**
"Butt?"
**[20:40] ---**
If you dive, you might be able to see, huh?
**[20:42] ---**
Dive Challenge!
**[20:44] ---**
Ow, it's hot!
**[20:46] ---**
That's a high temperature area
where hot water is flowing out!
**[20:49] ---**
I'll first cool myself down
well with water and then...
**[20:50] ---**
Second challenge!
**[20:53] ---**
It's hot! My eyes...! My eyes...!
**[20:57] ---**
Looks like it didn't work, huh?
**[20:59] ---**
Dammit. How dare she mock us!
**[21:01] ---**
We won't forgive her!
**[21:02] ---**
Now that it's come to this,
I'll peek on them at any cost!
**[21:05] ---**
*This iron bracelet allows him to summon
his Avatar without an attending teacher.*
**[21:11] ---**
Awaken! I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
**[21:19] ---**
Okay! Go!
**[21:22] ---**
Ah! That's Stupid Big Brother's Avatar!
**[21:25] ---**
Can you see?
**[21:26] ---**
Ahh! Even if my Avatar can
see them, it's no fun for me at all!
**[21:31] ---**
An alternative plan. Here.
**[21:33] ---**
I see! If I have my Avatar
take the digital camera...!
**[21:36] ---**
I'm summoning my Avatar!
**[21:37] ---**
What?
**[21:40] ---**
Summon!
**[21:41] ---**
Summon!
**[21:42] ---**
Summon!
**[21:42] ---**
Summon!
**[21:43] ---**
Summon!
**[21:46] ---**
We're not gonna let you play a prank!
**[21:49] ---**
Your Avatar probably can't
get through this line of defense.
**[21:52] ---**
I'll definitely break through it! Let's go!
**[21:57] ---**
Ou... ch!
**[22:06] ---**
Those who died with their score reduced
to zero will be given a remedial class!
**[22:09] ---**
Why is Iron Man here?!
**[22:12] ---**
He's got no luck in anything.
**[22:12] ---**
Hey, what were you doing there?!
**[22:15] ---**
"Milk"
**[22:16] ---**
Oh, I won!
**[22:25] ---**
*B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!*
**[22:31] ---**
*B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!*
**[22:34] ---**
*Jugyou owari shifuku no jikan*
**[22:38] ---**
*Tatoeru no nara “Maji de Angel!”*
**[22:40] ---**
*Fui no kokuchi heiwa kowashita*
**[22:44] ---**
*Tsuishi no shirase “Jigoku da!”*
**[22:47] ---**
*Tomodachi tono warai banashi ni*
**[22:50] ---**
*“Iru wake naiyo sonna baka”*
**[22:53] ---**
*Demo hontou wa mune no oku dewa*
**[22:56] ---**
*Sakendetanda “Jibun ga! Sou deshita!”*
**[23:00] ---**
*Chuusha jou de miru “Tsukigime” no koto*
**[23:07] ---**
*Kaisha no namae dato omotteta...*
**[23:12] ---**
*Zutto...*
**[23:15] ---**
*Baka mo tooseba otoko date*
**[23:18] ---**
*Bokura no joushiki hijoushiki?*
**[23:21] ---**
*Ruuru wa muyou sa kono sekai*
**[23:24] ---**
*Yakiniku teishoku gekokujou*
**[23:27] ---**
*Miroyo!*
**[23:29] ---**
*Nishi kara nobotta ohisama ga shizunde iku*
**[23:34] ---**
*Hashire! Mou gohan da*
**[23:37] ---**
*Ouchi ni kaerou! Ouchi ni kaerou!*
**[23:52] ---**
*Question 7.*
**[23:53] ---**
*What is the marriageable
age in Japanese civil law?*
**[23:57] ---**
*The difference in age doesn't
matter as long as there's love.*
**[23:59] ---**
*Thank you for the dreams and hopes.*
**[24:01] ---**
*Next Episode! "Me, Shouko,
and Kisaragi Grand Park."*
**[24:04] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:06] ---**
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# 7 - Me, Shouko, and Kisaragi Grand Park
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:22] ---**
Good morning, Yuuji.
**[00:25] ---**
It's a beautiful day today.
**[00:27] ---**
Would you like to have breakfast?
**[00:31] ---**
Yuuji, are you still sleepy?
**[00:35] ---**
Shouko, get my cell for me.
**[00:43] ---**
Hello, is this the police?
I'd like to report a trespasser.
**[00:52] ---**
*What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?*
**[00:57] ---**
*One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!*
**[01:00] ---**
*One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!*
**[01:04] ---**
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
**[01:13] ---**
*"Nice to encounter you,"
that one's too easy!*
**[01:16] ---**
*There's only one answer
that I decided on at the start*
**[01:19] ---**
*My heart fluttered. Will I pass?*
**[01:21] ---**
*I won't panic whether
it's a matter of love or war*
**[01:24] ---**
*I sigh as I cram all night long*
**[01:26] ---**
*There's a genius dreamer inside of me*
**[01:29] ---**
*It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true*
**[01:32] ---**
*Pay no mind to other people's worlds*
**[01:34] ---**
*Perfect-area complete!*
**[01:37] ---**
*I'll definitely be waiting right here.*
**[01:39] ---**
*Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it*
**[01:46] ---**
*Ah! Ear! Ear!*
**[01:47] ---**
*Why? We just keep missing each other*
**[01:50] ---**
*If you came to me for advice, it'd go like*
**[01:53] ---**
*"So, friends?" "Yes, friends."*
**[01:55] ---**
*That's a sad 0 points.*
**[01:58] ---**
*No! Do it again! Rewrite it!*
**[02:01] ---**
*I'm serious, one
more chance please*
**[02:03] ---**
*You know, there's a future
more wonderful than now*
**[02:08] ---**
*Make it more wonderful than
now... my life, my life, my life*
**[02:17] ---**
Yuuji... what is this?
**[02:19] ---**
"Sweat"
**[02:21] ---**
Wh-What is that? I've never
seen that book before in my life.
**[02:24] ---**
It was hidden under the false
bottom in the third drawer of your desk
**[02:28] ---**
with a reference book cover on it.
**[02:31] ---**
Hello? What's the matter? Hello?
**[02:35] ---**
I'm sorry. I was mistaken.
**[02:39] ---**
Well then, just burn it and I'll forgive you.
**[02:42] ---**
Wait. You wouldn't punish me like
that if you were planning to forgive me.
**[02:44] ---**
Then, I won't forgive you even if you burn it.
**[02:46] ---**
So you want it burned either way?!
**[02:50] ---**
Ahhhhhh!
**[02:53] ---**
So what do you want so early in the morning?
**[02:57] ---**
This...
**[02:58] ---**
That's... a premium ticket for
Kisaragi Grand Park? Why do you have it?
**[03:03] ---**
A kind person gave it to
me with good intentions.
**[03:04] ---**
Good luck!
**[03:06] ---**
Akihisa is pretty much the
only one I know who had one.
**[03:08] ---**
It wasn't me!
**[03:11] ---**
The special event, Wedding Experience...
**[03:15] ---**
"Akihisa Yoshii"
"Blocking number"
**[03:17] ---**
Hello? Who is this?
**[03:19] ---**
I'm gonna kill you!
**[03:20] ---**
Huh?! Who is this?! What?! Hello?!
**[03:23] ---**
Well then, let's go, Yuuji.
**[03:25] ---**
I don't want to.
**[03:26] ---**
You lied.
**[03:27] ---**
I never promised anything like that.
**[03:29] ---**
You promised that you'd go
out with me if you lost the ST War.
**[03:33] ---**
I don't remember that.
**[03:35] ---**
Then you pick.
**[03:36] ---**
You swore that if you broke the
promise, you'd marry me right away.
**[03:40] ---**
Hey, isn't that different from what we promised?
**[03:42] ---**
"Episode 7"
"Me, Shouko, and Kisaragi Grand Park"
**[03:45] ---**
*Dammit! That damn Akihisa!
He'll definitely pay for thi--*
**[03:49] ---**
Ow, ow, ow... Stop it, Shouko!
**[03:50] ---**
All the couples are arm in arm.
**[03:53] ---**
No one else is using an arm lock
to keep the other from running!
**[03:57] ---**
Hello! Welcome to Kisaragi Grand Park!
**[04:05] ---**
"Yuuji Sakamoto" "Super Idiot"
"Akihisa Yoshii"
**[04:07] ---**
"Beep"
**[04:07] ---**
Hey, Akihisa. This sure is an
amusing little trick you're pulling.
**[04:13] ---**
Run!
**[04:14] ---**
You've got the wrong guy!
**[04:15] ---**
Why are you here?!
**[04:21] ---**
You too?! What's the
meaning of this, Hideyoshi?!
**[04:26] ---**
What're you talking about? I'm a
staff member at Kisaragi Grand Park.
**[04:31] ---**
I have no connection to
this acquaintance you speak of.
**[04:35] ---**
If you insist on playing innocent, then...
**[04:38] ---**
"Yuuji Sakamoto" "Hideyoshi Kinoshita"
"Hideyoshi Kinoshita"
**[04:41] ---**
Oops, my hand slipped.
**[04:43] ---**
Is it really necessary to go that far over this?
**[04:45] ---**
Wha...
**[04:46] ---**
Do you have the invitation ticket?
**[04:48] ---**
"Kisaragi Grand Park"
**[04:48] ---**
Here.
**[04:49] ---**
Whoa! This is a premium
ticket for a special event!
**[04:53] ---**
Alpha calling Bravo. I've confirmed the target.
**[04:56] ---**
Code 70. We're moving onto Operation
Wedding. Make sure to take them down!
**[05:00] ---**
Hey! What's that violent communication about?!
**[05:03] ---**
Please pay no mind.
It has nothing to do with you.
**[05:05] ---**
You were clearly talking about us!
**[05:07] ---**
Well then, let's take a souvenir
picture, our special service.
**[05:13] ---**
Thank you for waiting.
**[05:16] ---**
Sorry, Shouko!
**[05:20] ---**
Looks like you can't hide your
instinctive habits, huh, Muttsulini?
**[05:27] ---**
Yuuji... you're naughty.
**[05:30] ---**
I won't do it again so forgive me.
**[05:32] ---**
Okay. We'll continue this in bed.
**[05:34] ---**
I said I won't do it again! I don't have
the slightest interest in your underwear!
**[05:40] ---**
I won't forgive you for that.
**[05:41] ---**
Ahhhh! That's so unfair! My temples are...!
**[05:45] ---**
Say cheese!
**[05:46] ---**
Cheese.
**[05:48] ---**
"We're getting married."
**[05:51] ---**
What's this picture?
**[05:53] ---**
It's our free service.
We added a special design to it.
**[05:55] ---**
This photo will be displayed in the park's
photo studio to commemorate your visit.
**[05:59] ---**
Are you serious?
**[06:01] ---**
Are you feeling shy, Yuuji?
**[06:03] ---**
I see nothing in this
picture for me to feel shy about.
**[06:05] ---**
Ah! Look! Look, Ryuuta!
**[06:08] ---**
Let's have them take our picture, too!
**[06:10] ---**
Good idea, Riko. Hey, buddy, you over there.
We'll let you take our picture, too.
**[06:15] ---**
I am very sorry, but this is a special
service only for premium ticket holders.
**[06:20] ---**
What?! What's the problem
with taking just one picture.
**[06:23] ---**
We're customers, you jerk!
**[06:24] ---**
"*Tenjo*"
**[06:26] ---**
Wouldn't it be better advertising
if you took a picture of us
**[06:27] ---**
instead of those boring brats? Well?!
**[06:29] ---**
"*Tenge*"
**[06:30] ---**
"*Yuiga*"
**[06:32] ---**
He's right. Isn't Ryuuta twice
as cool as that high school kid?
**[06:38] ---**
Wait.
**[06:39] ---**
Where're you going?
**[06:41] ---**
Those two bad-mouthed you.
**[06:43] ---**
Don't get bothered over something like that.
**[06:46] ---**
If you say so...
**[06:48] ---**
Just take the same kind of picture of us!
**[06:50] ---**
Okay. If you insist... Please come this way.
**[06:55] ---**
Okay. Please put your hand here.
**[06:57] ---**
Now, squeeze hard.
**[06:59] ---**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[07:00] ---**
Say cheese!
**[07:02] ---**
"We're getting married."
**[07:03] ---**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[07:05] ---**
You told us to take the same picture, so...
**[07:07] ---**
I'm gonna strangle you!
**[07:10] ---**
This is bad! The burger head snapped!
**[07:12] ---**
Are you mocking me, you brats?!
**[07:16] ---**
Looks like... this is gonna be a pain.
**[07:25] ---**
How did they sneak in here to begin with?
**[07:29] ---**
Are you feeling shy, Yuuji?
**[07:31] ---**
What man would feel shy
when his joints are being locked?!
**[07:34] ---**
But couples are walking arm in arm.
**[07:36] ---**
This position wouldn't make
us look like a couple, would it?!
**[07:38] ---**
Hi there, you lovey-dovey couple over there!
**[07:43] ---**
See? We look like a couple.
**[07:45] ---**
There's clearly something
wrong with her, right?!
**[07:47] ---**
I'm Fee the fox! I'll introduce
you to a very interesting attraction!
**[07:52] ---**
I saw Akihisa out on a date with
a female college student earlier.
**[07:56] ---**
What?! Yoshii was? Where did you see them?
**[08:00] ---**
Are you working here, Himeji?
**[08:07] ---**
I'm Fee the fox! I'll introduce
you to a very interesting attraction!
**[08:12] ---**
If you wanna play innocent, that's
fine by me. Tell me your recommendation.
**[08:18] ---**
Okay! My recommendation is the
haunted house you see over there!
**[08:22] ---**
I see. Shouko, we'll go
somewhere *besides* the haunted house.
**[08:26] ---**
P-Please wait! Why?
**[08:29] ---**
I'm sure you guys have gone
and set something up for us, right?
**[08:32] ---**
Please! Go to the haunted house, please!
**[08:38] ---**
I refuse!
**[08:39] ---**
Stop right there, Yuuji!
**[08:41] ---**
I'm Noin! I'm not going to
let you cause Fee trouble!
**[08:44] ---**
That getup is messed up in the head, Akihisa.
**[08:47] ---**
How rude! Which part is messed up?!
**[08:50] ---**
Yuuji, Noin is the absentminded one, so...
**[08:53] ---**
No fox would be so absentminded
as to have his head on backwards!
**[08:56] ---**
Yoshii! You're wearing the
head the other way around!
**[08:59] ---**
What?! Shoot! No wonder
I couldn't see the front.
**[09:02] ---**
Fix it quick or Sakamoto will figure it out!
**[09:05] ---**
They really still think that
they can keep us in the dark?
**[09:09] ---**
By the way, Akihisa...
**[09:11] ---**
is your date with that female
college student over already?
**[09:14] ---**
What?
**[09:17] ---**
Yoshii... I heard that you went on a date
**[09:21] ---**
while we were carrying out our important plan.
**[09:24] ---**
Wh-What're you talking about, Himeji?
**[09:26] ---**
"Sending Mail" "Mizuki" "Minami"
**[09:27] ---**
"Mail Sent"
**[09:27] ---**
Minami's on her way here.
Let's sit down and talk.
**[09:32] ---**
Th-That's not good.
**[09:33] ---**
Amusement parks are supposed
to be places for fun, not fighting!
**[09:36] ---**
Hey! What's the deal, Aki?!
**[09:39] ---**
She's already here!
**[09:46] ---**
You're gonna tell us all the details.
**[09:48] ---**
You're gonna be honest with us.
**[09:50] ---**
Y-You've got it wrong!
**[09:53] ---**
Now, Shouko!
**[09:54] ---**
Let's go to an attraction
aside from the haunted house.
**[09:56] ---**
Hm? Shouko?
**[10:07] ---**
We're going to the haunted house.
**[10:09] ---**
What did Hideyoshi tell you?!
**[10:11] ---**
There, girls can jump into their
boyfriends' arms as much as they like.
**[10:14] ---**
"Scary Abandoned Hospital!!"
"Haunted House"
**[10:17] ---**
Please sign here before you enter.
**[10:19] ---**
Sign?
**[10:20] ---**
This is a written oath.
**[10:21] ---**
Written oaths are often prepared
for dangerous attractions just in case.
**[10:26] ---**
I see. Then this place is that dangerous?
**[10:29] ---**
That sounds fun in its own way.
**[10:31] ---**
Let's see... "Oath. I, Yuuji Sakamoto,
will love Shouko Kirishima as my wife
**[10:35] ---**
as long as I live and will share
my joys and sorrows with her.
**[10:40] ---**
So I swear"?!
**[10:41] ---**
Here is a pen.
**[10:42] ---**
Here's your registered seal.
**[10:44] ---**
Here is the vermilion inkpad.
**[10:45] ---**
Is it just me?! Is it just me who
thinks this situation is strange?!
**[10:49] ---**
Under the carbon is a second
sheet, a marriage registration form.
**[10:53] ---**
You're considerate.
**[10:54] ---**
No, they aren't!
**[11:00] ---**
Idiot Test
**[11:04] ---**
Now, please come this way.
**[11:06] ---**
Please hold my bag for me.
**[11:08] ---**
Don't hold it sideways as
what's inside will fall out.
**[11:10] ---**
As you wish.
**[11:13] ---**
Well then, enjoy this scary
experience full of thrills.
**[11:20] ---**
"Fire Hydrant"
**[11:24] ---**
An abandoned hospital
converted into a haunted house, huh?
**[11:26] ---**
It does have an authentic feel.
**[11:29] ---**
...ji
**[11:31] ---**
What's that?
**[11:31] ---**
...than...
**[11:32] ---**
Is this voice... yours?
**[11:34] ---**
...ji is more... than... bigger...
**[11:36] ---**
What's this? Synthesized voice?
Or is it Hideyoshi imitating me?
**[11:40] ---**
Either way, it's not that scary.
**[11:41] ---**
Himeji is more my type than Shouko.
**[11:44] ---**
Huh?
**[11:45] ---**
She's got bigger breasts, too.
**[11:47] ---**
Himeji is more my type than Shouko.
She's got bigger breasts, too.
**[11:52] ---**
Yuuji...
**[11:54] ---**
Is that true?
**[11:57] ---**
This *is* a production full of thrills.
**[12:03] ---**
Yuuji...
**[12:05] ---**
Prepare yourself.
**[12:06] ---**
Dammit! Although the approach
is unusual, this really is scary!
**[12:10] ---**
I won't let you escape.
**[12:10] ---**
Wait! Don't jump the gun! This is a trap!
**[12:17] ---**
Hello there. So, how was it?
Did it make you want to get married?
**[12:21] ---**
What makes you think that
that would lead to marriage?!
**[12:23] ---**
They say that when a man and
a woman fall into a critical situation,
**[12:25] ---**
they'll be connected by a strong bond.
**[12:27] ---**
That doesn't work when one of
them *is* the threat to the other!
**[12:31] ---**
Yuuji... It's about lunchtime.
**[12:33] ---**
Yeah. All that running around made me hungry.
**[12:37] ---**
Hm?
**[12:39] ---**
Uhm, attention, customers.
**[12:43] ---**
Uhm, a special lunch show will
be held at the restaurant today.
**[12:47] ---**
We've prepared a special menu
**[12:50] ---**
for those of you with a premium ticket.
**[12:51] ---**
Oh? A special menu, huh?
**[12:53] ---**
Please be sure to come to the restaurant.
**[12:53] ---**
Well then, we'll show you...
**[12:55] ---**
...to the restaurant.
**[12:56] ---**
Hm?
**[12:58] ---**
What's the matter, Shouko?
**[13:01] ---**
I can't wait to try the special menu.
**[13:03] ---**
Yeah.
**[13:07] ---**
That was quite tasty, wasn't it?
**[13:09] ---**
Everything tastes good when I'm with you.
**[13:13] ---**
Hm?
**[13:13] ---**
Hm?
**[13:14] ---**
Everyone! Thank you very much for coming
**[13:17] ---**
to see our special lunch show today.
**[13:20] ---**
Believe it or not, we actually have a
high school student couple here today
**[13:24] ---**
who are dating with an eye towards marriage!
**[13:26] ---**
What?!
**[13:27] ---**
Now, we'd like to hold an
event to support those two.
**[13:31] ---**
It's titled "Kisaragi Grand Park's
Wedding Experience Present Quiz"!
**[13:36] ---**
Yaay! Boom! Boom! Honk! Honk!
**[13:40] ---**
Dammit! My retreat has been cut off!
**[13:42] ---**
If they answer all five questions correctly,
**[13:45] ---**
they'll be able to experience
our first-rate wedding package.
**[13:48] ---**
It'll be no problem if they decide
they want to get married at the time.
**[13:52] ---**
That'll be a big problem, won't it?!
**[13:53] ---**
Well then, Mr. Yuuji Sakamoto and
Miss Shouko. Please head to the stage!
**[13:57] ---**
Who'd go there?!
**[13:58] ---**
Wedding experience...
I'll do my best in the quiz.
**[14:01] ---**
A dream-like wedding experience!
**[14:01] ---**
Ahhh! Calm down, Shouko!
**[14:05] ---**
Dammit! I have to avoid this situation somehow.
**[14:08] ---**
Well then, let's start the quiz!
**[14:10] ---**
*That's right! If our answers are wrong...*
**[14:13] ---**
*I'm a guy who used to be called a whiz kid.*
**[14:15] ---**
*Making mistakes on purpose is a piece of cake!*
**[14:17] ---**
Here's question 1.
**[14:18] ---**
*Now, bring it on! There's
no question that I can't...*
**[14:21] ---**
When is Mr. Yuuji Sakamoto and
Miss Shouko's wedding anniversary?
**[14:26] ---**
"Rumble, rumble, rumble."
**[14:27] ---**
*Strange... I can't understand the question.*
**[14:30] ---**
Yes.
**[14:32] ---**
Every day is an anniversary.
**[14:33] ---**
"Correct"
**[14:33] ---**
Correct! Every day is an
anniversary! Congratulations!
**[14:35] ---**
Ahh! Stop it! I'll die of embarrassment!
**[14:39] ---**
Here's question 2.
**[14:40] ---**
*Dammit! Now that it's come to this,
I'll give them a wrong answer at any cost!*
**[14:43] ---**
Where are you going hold your wedding?
**[14:47] ---**
Mackerel cooked in *miso*!
**[14:48] ---**
"Correct"
**[14:48] ---**
Correct!
**[14:50] ---**
What?!
**[14:51] ---**
It is planned that your wedding
will be held in the Phoenix Hall,
**[14:55] ---**
also known as "Mackerel cooked
in *miso*," at Kisaragi Grand Park!
**[14:59] ---**
Wait! You definitely named
it that just now, didn't you?!
**[15:02] ---**
Now, here's question 3!
**[15:03] ---**
*Now I get your way of doing things here.*
**[15:06] ---**
*I'll give them an unmistakably
wrong answer next.*
**[15:09] ---**
Where did you two meet the first time?
**[15:11] ---**
Got it!
**[15:13] ---**
"Eye" "Eye"
**[15:15] ---**
Yes. Elementary school.
**[15:17] ---**
Correct!
**[15:19] ---**
*Those damn jerks!*
**[15:20] ---**
*Now that it's come to this, I'll ignore
the question in the middle and answer!*
**[15:23] ---**
Well then, here's question 4! The two of yo--
**[15:25] ---**
I don't kno--
**[15:27] ---**
Correct!
**[15:29] ---**
*It's no use...*
**[15:30] ---**
*As things stand, I can't give them
a wrong answer no matter what I do.*
**[15:33] ---**
"End"
**[15:34] ---**
*Is this it for me?*
**[15:35] ---**
Hey, isn't it unfair?
**[15:38] ---**
We're planning to get married, too.
Why are you treating only him special?
**[15:44] ---**
Yeah, let us do it, too!
**[15:45] ---**
"Arrival"
**[15:48] ---**
Burger hea-- I mean, sir.
We're still in the middle of the even--
**[15:50] ---**
Shut up, you idiot! I am a
**[15:52] ---**
cu-
**[15:53] ---**
st-
**[15:54] ---**
om-
**[15:55] ---**
er
**[15:55] ---**
too, you jerk!
**[15:57] ---**
I want to have the Wedding
Experience, too, you know.
**[16:02] ---**
You know...
**[16:04] ---**
Shut up, you idiot!
**[16:06] ---**
We're saying that we're
gonna participate! Do as we say!
**[16:08] ---**
Then, we'll ask a question.
**[16:12] ---**
If they give us the correct answer,
they'll win. If they're wrong, we'll win.
**[16:17] ---**
Y-You can't just...
**[16:18] ---**
*This is my chance! If they're asking
us a question, I can definitely give them*
**[16:21] ---**
*a wrong answer and escape
from the Wedding Experience.*
**[16:24] ---**
Ah!
**[16:25] ---**
Well then, here's the question. Listen good!
**[16:29] ---**
What's the capital city of Europe?!
**[16:38] ---**
Congratulations! We'll give
Mr. Yuuji Sakamoto and Miss Shouko
**[16:42] ---**
a gift, "Wedding Experience
at Kisaragi Grand Park"!
**[16:50] ---**
Well then, we'll finally start today's
main event, the Wedding Experience!
**[16:55] ---**
Everyone! First, please
welcome the groom with a big hand!
**[17:05] ---**
You bastards! I'm seriously
gonna kick your ass later!
**[17:08] ---**
Well then, I'll read off his profile...
**[17:11] ---**
This is just an experience and it's
too much work, so we'll just omit it.
**[17:14] ---**
Hey!
**[17:14] ---**
Well then, finally, the
bride is making her entrance!
**[17:38] ---**
How beautiful...
**[17:42] ---**
Yuuji...
**[17:44] ---**
Er?!
**[17:45] ---**
Do I look like a bride?
**[17:49] ---**
Y-Yeah, you look fine.
**[17:51] ---**
At least, you don't look like a broom.
**[17:54] ---**
Yuuji...
**[17:56] ---**
Wh-What?
**[17:58] ---**
I'm happy.
**[18:02] ---**
H-Hey, what's the matter?!
**[18:04] ---**
This was... my dream all this time, so...
**[18:07] ---**
Your dream?
**[18:08] ---**
It's been my dream since childhood...
**[18:11] ---**
to have a wedding with you...
**[18:16] ---**
to become your bride...
**[18:19] ---**
The dream I could never
make happen all by myself...
**[18:23] ---**
The dream that I've had since childhood...
**[18:26] ---**
So I'm really happy...
**[18:29] ---**
to be here with my one and only Yuuji.
**[18:37] ---**
Shouko... I...
**[18:39] ---**
Ahh... This is boring!
**[18:43] ---**
This is, like, really boring!
**[18:45] ---**
I don't care about your love life
stories. So hurry up and get going!
**[18:50] ---**
We've got stuff to do, you know.
**[18:52] ---**
Enough with the needless
stuff, get to the point already.
**[18:56] ---**
In any case, she said it was
her dream to become a bride.
**[18:59] ---**
It's like, "how old are you?"
To put it bluntly, isn't it creepy?
**[19:03] ---**
Could it be that you're playing a gag?
**[19:06] ---**
Seriously, it's funny!
**[19:09] ---**
What'd you say, you bastards?!
**[19:12] ---**
How dare you say such a thing to
Kirishima! Step outside, you jerks!
**[19:16] ---**
No, Yoshii!
**[19:18] ---**
The event will be ruined!
**[19:21] ---**
But...
**[19:21] ---**
Calm down, Yoshii!
**[19:23] ---**
...for Kirishima's sake, I can't...
**[19:24] ---**
Please!
**[19:29] ---**
Shouko...
**[19:38] ---**
Yoshii! Did you find Kirishima?!
**[19:41] ---**
I didn't see her this way!
**[19:45] ---**
Yuuji!
**[19:47] ---**
Where did Kirishima go?
**[19:49] ---**
I don't know.
**[19:50] ---**
What?!
**[19:51] ---**
Don't you have some idea?
We have to find her quickly.
**[19:54] ---**
Sorry, but I'll pass.
**[19:57] ---**
It's too much work.
I wanna go to the bathroom, too.
**[19:59] ---**
What?!
**[20:00] ---**
I'm in a hurry, so see you later.
**[20:04] ---**
That was a kinda shabby wedding.
To put it bluntly, isn't that impossible?
**[20:09] ---**
My dream... is to become a bride.
**[20:12] ---**
How's that? Do I sound like her?
**[20:15] ---**
Yeah, you do! That's too good.
**[20:18] ---**
Hey, you guys...
**[20:20] ---**
Hm?
**[20:21] ---**
What do you want?
**[20:23] ---**
Well, it's not really a big deal, but...
**[20:25] ---**
Hm?!
**[20:26] ---**
Let me have a word with you, will you?!
**[20:41] ---**
Hey.
**[20:43] ---**
What took you so long, Shouko?
**[20:45] ---**
Why are you...?
**[20:47] ---**
I thought you'd come here.
**[20:51] ---**
Yuuji...
**[20:52] ---**
What is it?
**[20:53] ---**
Is my dream... strange?
**[20:58] ---**
Shouko, let me take this
opportunity and tell you something.
**[21:02] ---**
Your feelings towards me are a mistake.
**[21:06] ---**
Seven years ago, I was stupid
and dragged you into things.
**[21:11] ---**
At that time, I was only trying
to take responsibility. That's all.
**[21:15] ---**
Because of me, you wasted
your years on this worthless man.
**[21:23] ---**
I'm really sorry.
**[21:25] ---**
Yuu... ji...?
**[21:27] ---**
I won't laugh at your dream.
**[21:33] ---**
You picked the wrong man to have feelings for,
**[21:36] ---**
but I think that continuing to care
about one person for a long time
**[21:38] ---**
is a wonderful thing.
**[21:40] ---**
So your dream is a wonderful
one that you can be proud of
**[21:44] ---**
and that is second to none.
**[21:46] ---**
That is, if you don't pick the wrong man.
**[21:52] ---**
Well, it was a rare experience.
**[21:55] ---**
It shouldn't hurt to bring a souvenir home.
**[21:58] ---**
Yuuji...
**[21:59] ---**
Oh yeah, and...
**[22:03] ---**
the lunch you made... was delicious.
**[22:08] ---**
Let's go home! If we're late,
people will get the wrong idea.
**[22:11] ---**
Yuuji!
**[22:13] ---**
What is it?
**[22:14] ---**
I... I knew it. I wasn't wrong in the least!
**[22:36] ---**
*I'd have to say the first kiss
tastes like strawberry milk*
**[22:43] ---**
*As it turns to evening,
I'm pushing my bike home*
**[22:50] ---**
*So which is it, a delusion,
a simulation, or a dream?*
**[22:57] ---**
*After stumbling seven times,
I stumble an eighth time, wahahaha*
**[23:04] ---**
*Each day is different and
every day is an anniversary*
**[23:12] ---**
*Let's connect them together to that sky*
**[23:19] ---**
*My future is bright. Do I see
myself becoming someone big?*
**[23:26] ---**
*Tomorrow too, for sure...
it'll be sunny, with occasional smiles*
**[23:52] ---**
*Question 8.*
**[23:53] ---**
*What does "computer" refer
to in the Japanese language?*
**[23:56] ---**
*Super electronic brain!*
**[23:58] ---**
*That sounds pretty tough.*
**[24:00] ---**
*Next Episode! "Loss of Control, Labyrinths,
and the Avatar Instrumentality Project"*
**[24:03] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:06] ---**
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
"Please join us again next week!"
# 8 - Recklessness, Labyrinths, and the Avatar Instrumentality Project
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:16] ---**
Hey! Just show it to me!
**[00:16] ---**
Ah, hey!
**[00:18] ---**
Wha--
**[00:25] ---**
Seriously, what're you doing with this?!
**[00:30] ---**
Ah...
**[00:32] ---**
You don't have to secretly take pictures,
you know. If you want it that much...
**[00:42] ---**
Well, sorry, sorry! What I really
wanted was Hideyoshi's picture. Yours was--
**[00:47] ---**
I can't breathe!
**[00:49] ---**
I'm not gonna let you off the hook today!
**[00:52] ---**
I'm not going to just keep
taking these beatings forever!
**[00:54] ---**
Teacher! We'll fight a mock
ST War! Please give us approval!
**[00:59] ---**
Okay. I approve.
**[01:03] ---**
I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
**[01:07] ---**
"Name: Minami Shimada"
"Subject: Combined Subjects" "Score: 823"
**[01:08] ---**
I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
**[01:15] ---**
Oh? Summon!
**[01:18] ---**
Summon! Summon! Summon! Summon!
**[01:22] ---**
This is odd. I wonder what happened.
**[01:25] ---**
Summon! Summon! Summon! Summon!
**[01:29] ---**
Summon!
**[01:40] ---**
I'm suspending the approval!
**[01:46] ---**
What's going on?! The field is out of control!
**[02:03] ---**
*Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou*
**[02:08] ---**
*One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!*
**[02:11] ---**
*One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!*
**[02:15] ---**
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
**[02:24] ---**
*Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo*
**[02:27] ---**
*Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu*
**[02:30] ---**
*Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?*
**[02:32] ---**
*Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai*
**[02:35] ---**
*Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki*
**[02:37] ---**
*Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer*
**[02:40] ---**
*Omou koto mina kanaeba iina*
**[02:43] ---**
*Hito no sekai wa kinishinai*
**[02:45] ---**
*Perfect-area complete!*
**[02:48] ---**
*Zettai koko de matterunda*
**[02:50] ---**
*Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo*
**[02:57] ---**
*Ah! Ear! Ear!*
**[02:58] ---**
*Why? Tomaranai surechigai*
**[03:01] ---**
*Watashi ga soudan aite nara*
**[03:04] ---**
*"Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."*
**[03:06] ---**
*Kanashiki rei ten dane*
**[03:09] ---**
*No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi*
**[03:12] ---**
*Honki de one more chance please*
**[03:14] ---**
*Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni*
**[03:19] ---**
*Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!*
**[03:28] ---**
*Problems always occur without warning.*
**[03:38] ---**
Who is it?
**[03:41] ---**
What's the password?
**[03:42] ---**
Makes me too frisky.
**[03:44] ---**
Okay.
**[03:45] ---**
Where's the stuff?
**[03:46] ---**
You'll get it when you hand over the cash.
**[03:57] ---**
Whoa! A real picture of Hideyoshi
as a waitress! Oh, I'm glad to be alive!
**[04:04] ---**
That's just the beginning.
**[04:06] ---**
Here's the picture of him
changing. It costs twice as much.
**[04:09] ---**
What?! Give me a discount, Muttsulini!
I'm living off salt water this week!
**[04:15] ---**
If you buy it, I'll give you this one free.
**[04:17] ---**
Hmmm, if that's the case...
**[04:33] ---**
Dammit! They sure don't make this easy, do they?
**[04:36] ---**
Hm? More security?! Password is...
**[04:40] ---**
Dammit!
**[04:49] ---**
Dammit. That scared me!
**[05:03] ---**
Seems like something happened.
**[05:05] ---**
Sorry to bother you!
**[05:06] ---**
Principal! A problem in the
Summoner Test system occurred.
**[05:09] ---**
Yeah, I know.
**[05:14] ---**
Man... They've spread this far.
I wonder what's going on.
**[05:18] ---**
Such a hindrance!
**[05:20] ---**
Ouch!
**[05:21] ---**
Go away!
**[05:25] ---**
Ahhh! Ow, ow! Stop it!
**[05:28] ---**
Yoshii, did you play a prank again?
**[05:31] ---**
Why am I the first person you suspect?
**[05:33] ---**
What'd you do, Akihisa?
**[05:36] ---**
It'd be better if you tell us now.
**[05:38] ---**
No one will blame you.
**[05:39] ---**
You guys, too?!
**[05:41] ---**
But your Avatar is the only one
that's behaving strangely, you know.
**[05:47] ---**
Oh? Why?
**[05:49] ---**
I wonder if the system is unstable.
**[05:51] ---**
I'll try summoning my Avatar.
**[05:54] ---**
Summon!
**[06:00] ---**
That's an adult version.
**[06:01] ---**
Ahh! Please don't look at her!
**[06:05] ---**
I see...
**[06:06] ---**
Ahh! My eyes...!
**[06:07] ---**
You can't see it, Yuuji.
**[06:12] ---**
I wonder if Himeji is
going to grow up like this.
**[06:17] ---**
One part in particular really grew.
**[06:20] ---**
I-I'll summon mine, too! Summon!
**[06:24] ---**
I see... Just like Minami,
she didn't grow in the fr...
**[06:27] ---**
...ankensteiner!
**[06:30] ---**
Huh?! Could it be that...
**[06:33] ---**
if I do this, I can see what's
underneath her clothes...
**[06:33] ---**
Ahhh! Don't! Please don't! No!
**[06:35] ---**
That's our Muttsulini!
**[06:37] ---**
Don't take a picture!
**[06:40] ---**
Stop it!
**[06:47] ---**
A skeleton...
**[06:49] ---**
It wasn't a bad idea, though.
**[06:52] ---**
If I get closer...
**[06:54] ---**
That looks kinda fun.
**[06:56] ---**
I think I'll try summoning my Avatar, too.
**[06:58] ---**
Summon!
**[06:59] ---**
Oh, no! Mr. Wolf!
**[07:02] ---**
A-A pretty girl!
**[07:02] ---**
Oh, I said, stop it.
**[07:04] ---**
Just as I thought, Hideyoshi!
I wasn't mistaken at all!
**[07:09] ---**
This is clearly a mistake!
The system is out of order.
**[07:13] ---**
Well then, I think I'll try, too.
**[07:16] ---**
Summon!
**[07:22] ---**
How handsome...
**[07:23] ---**
I'll try, too. Summon!
**[07:32] ---**
They're well-matched.
**[07:33] ---**
What about yours, Muttsulini?
**[07:36] ---**
Summon.
**[07:41] ---**
"Yuuji: You're so stubborn..."
**[07:43] ---**
"Yuuji: You want me..."
**[07:44] ---**
"Yuuji: don't you?"
**[07:46] ---**
"Kouta: Don't be so conceited..."
**[07:47] ---**
"Kouta: You said you wouldn't do anything."
**[07:48] ---**
I know you like me.
**[07:49] ---**
"Kouta: .................."
**[07:50] ---**
Stop... Stop...
**[07:51] ---**
"Kouta: You liar!"
**[07:52] ---**
Ugh!
**[07:58] ---**
Hey, wait! My Avatar was acting on his own!
**[08:00] ---**
Hey! Stop! Ahhh!
**[08:04] ---**
Betrayer.
**[08:05] ---**
What's your Avatar like, Yoshii?
**[08:10] ---**
Show us, Aki!
**[08:11] ---**
I'll try. Summon!
**[08:20] ---**
This is odd. Why is mine behaving
differently from everyone else's?
**[08:31] ---**
Ah, they're back to normal.
**[08:38] ---**
What happened?!
**[08:39] ---**
They're out of control!
**[08:42] ---**
Where are they going?
**[08:44] ---**
What's going on?
**[08:47] ---**
The teachers' Avatars, which
are close to the core of the system,
**[08:50] ---**
are completely frozen and can't be summoned.
**[08:53] ---**
The students' Avatars are out of control.
**[08:57] ---**
I'm stumped. I can't access the crime
prevention system in the server room.
**[09:02] ---**
As it stands, we can't open the door
so we can't even go in there to fix it.
**[09:06] ---**
How about turning off the power to the system?
**[09:09] ---**
The permanent power supply unit will
keep it functioning for at least a month.
**[09:13] ---**
Then... we have no choice but to
break the wall and enter there, huh?
**[09:18] ---**
Tomorrow, we'll introduce our
academy's system at the conference.
**[09:22] ---**
It'll be terribly embarrassing
if we have a hole in the wall.
**[09:26] ---**
Then what would you like to do?
**[09:27] ---**
Hmm... well...
**[09:31] ---**
why don't we have an idiot do the job?
**[09:34] ---**
You want me do fix it?!
**[09:35] ---**
The Avatar of a probationary student is
run from a separate area of the system.
**[09:40] ---**
So, unlike other students' Avatars,
**[09:41] ---**
yours isn't affected,
hence it's not out of control.
**[09:43] ---**
I see. So that's why Akihisa's Avatar
was different from all the other Avatars.
**[09:48] ---**
But I couldn't summon him correctly.
**[09:51] ---**
That's because you summoned him
inside a malfunctioning teacher's field.
**[09:54] ---**
But you have your own field, right?
**[09:57] ---**
Oh, that's right! If I use my iron bracelet...
**[09:59] ---**
Send your Avatar inside the
server room and connect the cable.
**[10:03] ---**
After that I'll shut down the crime
prevention system from the terminal
**[10:06] ---**
and open the door.
**[10:07] ---**
That's an operation that only the Avatar
**[10:09] ---**
of the probationary student can carry
out since he can physically touch objects.
**[10:12] ---**
But my Avatar can't go through the wall.
**[10:16] ---**
There's a vent to cool down the system.
**[10:19] ---**
An Avatar is small enough to go through it.
**[10:21] ---**
But if he can't see inside the vent,
**[10:23] ---**
wouldn't it be impossible to control his Avatar?
**[10:25] ---**
Here...
**[10:26] ---**
A video camera and a transmitter.
**[10:29] ---**
If we have his Avatar take it
with him, we can see inside.
**[10:33] ---**
Smart idea, Muttsulini.
**[10:35] ---**
I'm surprised that you
have stuff like that on you.
**[10:37] ---**
What do you use them for?
**[10:39] ---**
Don't attack Muttsulini!
He's actually a good guy!
**[10:42] ---**
He's just a little... no...
very naughty, and...
**[10:43] ---**
I haven't said anything yet.
**[10:45] ---**
Akihisa is his customer, so...
**[10:48] ---**
The effective field area
for the iron bracelet is small.
**[10:51] ---**
Go to the front of the server room
and control your Avatar from there.
**[10:53] ---**
We'll guide you from here.
**[11:00] ---**
So that's the entrance, huh?
**[11:03] ---**
Awaken! Summon!
**[11:09] ---**
Go!
**[11:16] ---**
His Avatar has entered the vent.
**[11:19] ---**
The route is clear!
**[11:20] ---**
Keep going straight, Akihisa.
**[11:22] ---**
Got it.
**[11:24] ---**
Is it okay? He's a probationary
student... a trouble student.
**[11:28] ---**
We have no other choice
but to leave it to him...
**[11:30] ---**
as that idiot is the only one who
can use that iron bracelet for now.
**[11:34] ---**
Turn right 3 meters ahead
and left at the next intersection.
**[11:37] ---**
This is just like a labyrinth.
**[11:40] ---**
Why is it so complicated?
**[11:42] ---**
It's a security measure.
**[11:46] ---**
Ah! Ow, ow, ow! I'm going numb?
**[11:49] ---**
My score is going down! Wh-What's going on?!
**[11:52] ---**
*It's a poison swamp.*
**[11:54] ---**
Why the heck is something like this in here?!
**[11:56] ---**
It's a security measure.
**[11:58] ---**
We'll have you take a detour
around the dangerous area.
**[12:00] ---**
Turn right at the next corner.
**[12:03] ---**
I see a light!
**[12:05] ---**
You're almost there. Keep going straight.
**[12:08] ---**
Oh? I wonder what that is.
**[12:13] ---**
Avatars?!
**[12:16] ---**
Out of control Avatars have appeared!
**[12:17] ---**
They're gonna attack!
**[12:20] ---**
"Blast Tenpa Kyouran"
**[12:31] ---**
Make him stop, Yuuji!
**[12:32] ---**
I can't! He's out of control!
**[12:34] ---**
Oh no! I don't like this! I don't like this!
**[12:37] ---**
Stop it! Hey! Make them stop!
**[12:40] ---**
Yuuji! Hideyoshi! Minami! Himeji! Dad!
**[12:45] ---**
Stop it! Don't do it!
**[12:57] ---**
"0 points"
**[13:11] ---**
Hm?
**[13:15] ---**
Those who died will be given a remedial class!
**[13:17] ---**
Why?!
**[13:20] ---**
What?
**[13:21] ---**
"Loss of Control, Labyrinths,
and the Avatar Instrumentality Project"
**[13:26] ---**
Idiot Test!
**[13:30] ---**
Are you okay, Yoshii?
**[13:33] ---**
Humph... I saw Hell.
**[13:35] ---**
What kind of remedial class was it?
**[13:37] ---**
We'll continue the operation.
**[13:38] ---**
Please take the recovery
test and fill up your score.
**[13:41] ---**
But unless he gets a considerably good score,
**[13:44] ---**
it'll be over once he encounters the enemies.
**[13:46] ---**
Yoshii... If you like, I can help you study.
**[13:52] ---**
Yoshii...
**[13:54] ---**
If you like...
**[13:56] ---**
What?
**[13:56] ---**
I can help you study.
**[14:00] ---**
You're gonna give me a
private lesson, Himeji?! Really?!
**[14:04] ---**
Your mind sure is sharp when it comes
to turning things into something dirty.
**[14:09] ---**
The only method that will work is one
that shows effective results right away.
**[14:12] ---**
Then, I know a good way.
**[14:14] ---**
Hm?
**[14:23] ---**
I see. If the test is full of easy
questions that even Aki can solve,
**[14:26] ---**
he can get a good score, huh?
**[14:28] ---**
It's kinda cheating, but...
**[14:30] ---**
Whoa! Akihisa's achieving
a level never seen before!
**[14:34] ---**
You're amazing, Yoshii!
**[14:36] ---**
Go, Aki!
**[14:40] ---**
What did you make a mistake on, Akihisa?
**[14:43] ---**
The Taika Reform took place in 645!
**[14:46] ---**
You don't remember that after what happened?!
**[14:49] ---**
That's exactly why I got
confused as to which one was correct!
**[14:52] ---**
But hasn't his level gotten quite high?
**[14:55] ---**
With this score, won't he be
okay even if enemies appear?
**[14:59] ---**
Let's start the operation.
**[15:00] ---**
Okay then!
**[15:03] ---**
Summon!
**[15:07] ---**
I'll clear it for sure this time!
**[15:10] ---**
Okay, turn left at that intersection.
**[15:12] ---**
Got it.
**[15:13] ---**
Ahh!
**[15:14] ---**
*It's a poison swamp.*
**[15:17] ---**
So he gets numb even
after becoming stronger, huh?
**[15:19] ---**
Don't make me a guinea pig!
**[15:22] ---**
This time, go right at the end of that path.
**[15:24] ---**
Got it.
**[15:25] ---**
What?
**[15:26] ---**
Be careful, Akihisa. If you touch it...
**[15:29] ---**
Ahhh!
**[15:30] ---**
Yoshii!
**[15:31] ---**
Aki!
**[15:32] ---**
I-I can't breathe...
**[15:34] ---**
I said be careful, didn't I?!
**[15:36] ---**
It was out of habit.
**[15:39] ---**
Ah! That's...
**[15:53] ---**
All right! I won't lose this time!
**[16:03] ---**
I can win! I can win!
**[16:04] ---**
Be on your guard!
**[16:06] ---**
Tsuchiya is coming!
**[16:08] ---**
Don't worry, since the
subject we'll fight in is history!
**[16:12] ---**
Since Muttsulini can't use his Health
and Physical Education knowledge,
**[16:15] ---**
he's no match for me right now!
**[16:20] ---**
"Danger"
**[16:24] ---**
*It was a poison swamp.*
**[16:26] ---**
Those who died will be given a remedial class!
**[16:29] ---**
What?!
**[16:30] ---**
That's not fair!
**[16:31] ---**
Our Avatars fought and lost on their own!
**[16:34] ---**
No arguments!
**[16:35] ---**
This is absurd!
**[16:41] ---**
I made it!
**[16:43] ---**
There should be a
disconnected cable. Connect it.
**[16:46] ---**
Got it.
**[16:47] ---**
Ah! There it is!
**[16:55] ---**
Minami?!
**[16:57] ---**
Aki!
**[16:57] ---**
Please run!
**[16:59] ---**
But...!
**[16:59] ---**
Hurry!
**[17:01] ---**
Or... I'll be...
**[17:08] ---**
Himeji?
**[17:10] ---**
Esroh Nedoow Dimaryp!
**[17:21] ---**
Yoshii!
**[17:26] ---**
Yoshii!
**[17:28] ---**
Aki!
**[17:37] ---**
Dammit!!
**[17:48] ---**
Something is coming!
**[17:50] ---**
Summoning field! Phase sync!
**[17:53] ---**
An Avatar is appearing!
**[17:55] ---**
Honey!
**[17:59] ---**
Miharu?!
**[18:00] ---**
Even if it's just among Avatars,
I can't let you cling to a pig!
**[18:05] ---**
If you're gonna hold someone, hold my Avatar!
**[18:08] ---**
Now!
**[18:15] ---**
Remedial class!
**[18:17] ---**
Nooo!
**[18:19] ---**
Oh *no*.
**[18:20] ---**
Sorry, Himeji!
**[18:26] ---**
All right! Huh?
**[18:53] ---**
Yoshii! You can't beat her! Please run!
**[18:56] ---**
But... When I've come this far... I can't...
**[19:11] ---**
Yoshii!
**[19:13] ---**
When... I'm so close...!
**[19:17] ---**
He can't fight any longer. We should stop him.
**[19:21] ---**
As educators, forcing pointless
suffering on a student is...
**[19:25] ---**
Not yet!
**[19:26] ---**
Hm?
**[19:27] ---**
I still have some points left!
**[19:29] ---**
When there's that much of a
difference in points, you have no chance.
**[19:32] ---**
Your ability levels are too far apart.
**[19:34] ---**
But... even so...
**[19:39] ---**
Ability levels...? That's right!
Just like my Avatar became stronger,
**[19:43] ---**
the points are not necessarily
a reflection of real ability!
**[19:46] ---**
Himeji! Take the recovery test!
**[19:49] ---**
What?
**[19:49] ---**
Please!
**[19:51] ---**
I get it!
**[19:55] ---**
Ms. Takahashi! Please let me take it!
**[19:57] ---**
If you raise your points any
further, he won't have a chance.
**[20:06] ---**
Please grade it!
**[20:29] ---**
Yoshii...
**[20:30] ---**
Mizuki Himeji...
**[20:33] ---**
"Class: F, No: 28, Name: Mizuki Himeji, 0 points"
**[20:34] ---**
...0 points!
**[20:46] ---**
Good job.
**[20:50] ---**
Hm?
**[20:57] ---**
The system... has been recovered!
**[21:00] ---**
The problem has been
resolved for the time being.
**[21:17] ---**
*Hajimete no kisu wa yappari ichigo miruku aji*
**[21:25] ---**
*Jitensha oshinagara kaeru yuugure doki*
**[21:36] ---**
*Mousou shumireeshon yumegokochi docchi*
**[21:39] ---**
*Nana kai koronde hachi korobi wahahaha*
**[21:46] ---**
*Anna konna hibi no mainichi ga kinenbi*
**[21:54] ---**
*Tsunagete yukou ano sora made*
**[22:01] ---**
*Shourai yuubou itsuka oomono ni nareru yokan?*
**[22:08] ---**
*Ashita mo kitto hare tokidoki egao ni naru*
**[22:34] ---**
Yoshii! Are you okay?
**[22:36] ---**
Yeah, this is nothing.
**[22:40] ---**
Those who died with their score reduced
to zero will be given a remedial class!
**[22:45] ---**
Well then... I'll see you later.
**[22:49] ---**
Yeah.
**[22:52] ---**
Himeji...
**[22:56] ---**
What's with that gloomy look?
**[23:00] ---**
Ow! What'd you do that for?! Ahh! My points!
**[23:04] ---**
Don't hang onto such a small number of points.
**[23:07] ---**
You go take the remedial class, too.
**[23:09] ---**
Whaaaaat?!
**[23:11] ---**
Yoshii!
**[23:19] ---**
Yeah!
**[23:23] ---**
Entrusting such an important task to
a Class F student was a big gamble...
**[23:29] ---**
but I'm glad that it went well.
**[23:31] ---**
I don't think it was a gamble or anything.
**[23:34] ---**
Huh?
**[23:34] ---**
You'll learn eventually...
how to deal with idiots.
**[23:43] ---**
"Japanese History"
"Class: A, No: 1, Name: Shouko Kirishima, _ points"
**[23:47] ---**
Teacher...
**[23:49] ---**
Please grade mine, too.
**[23:50] ---**
"Preview"
**[23:51] ---**
*Question 9*
**[23:52] ---**
*One of the units used to indicate
a woman's breast size is "cup."*
**[23:56] ---**
*Explain the size of A cup,
which is used as a basis.*
**[23:59] ---**
*Minami Shimada.*
**[23:59] ---**
*No comment.*
**[24:01] ---**
*Next Episode! "Kisses, Breasts, and Ponytails!"*
**[24:04] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:05] ---**
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# 9 - Kisses, Breasts, and Ponytails
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:18] ---**
*Akihisa Yoshii is a young man*
**[00:20] ---**
*who is very particular about everything he does.*
**[00:23] ---**
Time to eat!
**[00:28] ---**
When I have salt water as a side
dish and sugar water as the main,
**[00:31] ---**
the meal seems a little extravagant, doesn't it?
**[00:33] ---**
*The degree to which he is particular
about things gets lower every day.*
**[00:38] ---**
Coming!
**[00:44] ---**
Long time no see, Aki.
**[00:47] ---**
S...
**[00:49] ---**
Sis...?
**[00:55] ---**
*What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?*
**[01:00] ---**
*One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!*
**[01:03] ---**
*One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!*
**[01:07] ---**
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
**[01:16] ---**
*"Nice to encounter you,"
that one's too easy!*
**[01:19] ---**
*There's only one answer
that I decided on at the start*
**[01:22] ---**
*My heart fluttered. Will I pass?*
**[01:24] ---**
*I won't panic whether
it's a matter of love or war*
**[01:27] ---**
*I sigh as I cram all night long*
**[01:29] ---**
*There's a genius dreamer inside of me*
**[01:32] ---**
*It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true*
**[01:35] ---**
*Pay no mind to other people's worlds*
**[01:37] ---**
*Perfect-area complete!*
**[01:40] ---**
*I'll definitely be waiting right here.*
**[01:42] ---**
*Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it*
**[01:49] ---**
*Ah! Ear! Ear!*
**[01:50] ---**
*Why? We just keep missing each other*
**[01:53] ---**
*If you came to me for advice, it'd go like*
**[01:56] ---**
*"So, friends?" "Yes, friends."*
**[01:59] ---**
*That's a sad 0 points.*
**[02:01] ---**
*No! Do it again! Rewrite it!*
**[02:04] ---**
*I'm serious, one
more chance please*
**[02:06] ---**
*You know, there's a future
more wonderful than now*
**[02:11] ---**
*Make it more wonderful than
now... my life, my life, my life*
**[02:20] ---**
"Episode 9" "Kisses, Breasts, and Ponytails"
**[02:20] ---**
*Akira Yoshii. 23 years old. E cup.*
**[02:24] ---**
*She is Akihisa's older sister who lives abroad.*
**[02:28] ---**
Sis! You came here dressed like that?!
**[02:30] ---**
Why're you raising your voice
all of a sudden? That's absurd.
**[02:35] ---**
Says someone who walks
around in her bathrobe...!
**[02:37] ---**
You should let people finish their stories.
**[02:40] ---**
I have a reason for being dressed like this.
**[02:42] ---**
Sorry, Sis. What happened?
**[02:45] ---**
"A Day in the Life of Akira,
Story of an Elegant Day, Episode 1"
**[02:47] ---**
I walked quite a ways from the airport
in the heat with heavy luggage.
**[02:53] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[02:54] ---**
When I got on the train, I saw
myself all sweaty in the window.
**[03:00] ---**
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
**[03:01] ---**
Although I was going to see my brother,
**[03:03] ---**
I should pay attention to my appearance.
**[03:05] ---**
I didn't want to show myself all sweaty.
**[03:08] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[03:09] ---**
So, in order to deal with the sweat,
**[03:12] ---**
I changed into a bathrobe
since it's highly absorbent.
**[03:14] ---**
Stop right there! That's messed up!
**[03:16] ---**
Thus, I was able to reunite with
my little brother while maintaining
**[03:19] ---**
the dignified appearance
his older sister should have.
**[03:23] ---**
And that's even more messed up!
**[03:24] ---**
I'm glad that the train was rather empty.
**[03:27] ---**
"A Day in the Life of Akira,
Story of an Elegant Day, Episode 2"
**[03:27] ---**
If it was crowded, I would've
had problems changing.
**[03:30] ---**
Hold on a sec. Where'd you change?
***SIGN*** "Omitted (024 - 1)"
***SIGN*** "Omitted (024 - 2)"
**[03:35] ---**
Aki, I came here today because
I have to attend to important affairs.
**[03:39] ---**
What?
**[03:40] ---**
I'll start my investigation
now on how you're living
**[03:44] ---**
and decide if it's okay to
let you continue to live alone.
**[03:48] ---**
What?!
**[03:50] ---**
When you started living alone,
**[03:53] ---**
I gave you two conditions to follow.
**[03:56] ---**
I'm sure you haven't forgotten them, have you?
**[03:58] ---**
If I say I did, will you get upset?
**[04:01] ---**
No, I won't.
**[04:03] ---**
Good! Well, I completely--
**[04:05] ---**
Instead of getting upset, I'll give you a kiss.
**[04:07] ---**
...completely remember them!
**[04:08] ---**
Moreover, I'll give you an incredible kiss,
then marriage will no longer be possible.
**[04:12] ---**
What're you planning to
do to your own little brother?
**[04:15] ---**
Relax. It's me who won't be able to get married.
**[04:19] ---**
I can't relax!
**[04:21] ---**
You'll live the rest of your life
feeling guilty towards your sister
**[04:25] ---**
since she won't be able to get married.
**[04:27] ---**
I remember them well, so please spare me!
**[04:29] ---**
Then, tell me what they are.
**[04:31] ---**
Uhm...
**[04:34] ---**
Aki. Close your eyes.
**[04:36] ---**
Ah! First, I can play video
games for 30 minutes a day!
**[04:39] ---**
Second, illicit sexual
relationships are forbidden!
**[04:42] ---**
Sorry.
**[04:43] ---**
Are they wrong?!
**[04:44] ---**
When they're correct, I can't kiss you.
**[04:47] ---**
Is that something you should be sorry about?
**[04:51] ---**
It's tidier than I thought.
**[04:53] ---**
You thought it'd be messier?
**[04:55] ---**
You're at that age, too, so...
**[04:58] ---**
I thought that your room would be
buried in two thousand dirty books.
**[05:02] ---**
I don't have money to buy two thousand of them.
**[05:04] ---**
In other words, you have at least one book?
**[05:06] ---**
Ah!
**[05:07] ---**
As a semi-illicit sexual
relationship, that's minus 20 points.
**[05:11] ---**
What's that score?
**[05:13] ---**
It's an assessment used to determine
if it's okay for you to continue living alone.
**[05:18] ---**
I'll compare it with your next periodical
test and reconsider the approval.
**[05:21] ---**
In other words, that means that if
I get 20 more points in the next midterm,
**[05:25] ---**
it'll cancel out that 20 points, huh?
**[05:28] ---**
Let me ask you, just in case...
**[05:30] ---**
You're not in any other illicit
sexual relationships, are you?
**[05:33] ---**
Doing what gives me how many negative points?
**[05:35] ---**
If you hold hands with a
girl, that's minus 100 points.
**[05:38] ---**
What?!
**[05:39] ---**
If you go out with girls to
see movies or have crepes,
**[05:43] ---**
or if girls make you lunch or waffles,
you'll get minus 50,000 points.
**[05:50] ---**
What's the matter?
**[05:51] ---**
No, nothing.
**[05:53] ---**
You're a healthy young man.
**[05:56] ---**
I understand very well that you don't
know what to do with your young body.
**[05:59] ---**
I didn't say that.
**[06:01] ---**
So I'll concede as much as I can as well.
**[06:04] ---**
Although I forbid illicit
sexual relationships with girls...
**[06:07] ---**
I think I can accept your illicit
sexual relationships with guys.
**[06:11] ---**
What happened?!
**[06:12] ---**
What happened to your sense
of values while living abroad?!
**[06:17] ---**
The stars look... pretty.
**[06:20] ---**
These scores are...
more terrible than I expected.
**[06:24] ---**
Be that as it may, I tried hard in my own way.
**[06:27] ---**
Trying hard is only a means to an end.
**[06:30] ---**
No matter how invaluable
the act of trying hard is,
**[06:33] ---**
if you become proud of the effort itself,
you're mistaking the means for the end.
**[06:37] ---**
You don't have to say that.
**[06:39] ---**
If you don't want me to say that to you,
**[06:41] ---**
please overcome the subjects
you're bad at. Even one subject is fine.
**[06:44] ---**
Tsk. You do have a subject
you're bad at too, you know.
**[06:48] ---**
What is that?
**[06:49] ---**
Cooking.
**[06:50] ---**
That has nothing to do with academics.
**[06:53] ---**
But it's necessary for living.
**[06:55] ---**
Well, all you're good at is
academics. As for the rest...
**[06:55] ---**
If you say more, I'll kiss
you to shut you up.
**[06:59] ---**
I'm sorry, I was wrong.
**[07:03] ---**
Yuuji... I want you to show me your cell.
**[07:05] ---**
Why?
**[07:07] ---**
They said on a TV show
last night that the traces
**[07:09] ---**
of your partner's infidelity can be
found on their cell. Show it to me.
**[07:12] ---**
I refuse.
**[07:15] ---**
My eyes... My eyes hurt like they're burning!
**[07:17] ---**
If you resist, I'll take it by force.
**[07:20] ---**
Hey! Don't take my pants, too!
**[07:23] ---**
I heard that guys like
seeing a shirt on a naked body.
**[07:26] ---**
It's not that we like to
see *ourselves* like that!
**[07:28] ---**
I wanna see it, too.
**[07:29] ---**
Ah! Okay! I'll give it
to you! I'll give it to you!
**[07:33] ---**
You will...?
**[07:34] ---**
Don't be so openly disappointed!
**[07:36] ---**
Geez... Here.
**[07:39] ---**
You get more e-mail from Yoshii than me.
**[07:42] ---**
So what?
**[07:44] ---**
That means that you're
having a love affair with Yoshii.
**[07:46] ---**
Are you kidding me?!
**[07:49] ---**
*Can I stay overnight at your place?*
**[07:52] ---**
*I kinda don't want to... go home tonight.*
**[07:56] ---**
Hey, wait... Shouko! Sto--!
**[07:58] ---**
I'm all set now.
**[08:00] ---**
Good morning, Akihisa.
**[08:02] ---**
Hm?
**[08:02] ---**
What happened, Akihisa?
You look healthier than usual.
**[08:06] ---**
Yeah. I had a decent
breakfast this morning, so...
**[08:09] ---**
*Akihisa sold his manga books and
video games to a second-hand shop*
**[08:12] ---**
*and got money for food.*
**[08:15] ---**
*Even if it's just during Sis's stay,
I'd better pretend that I live a healthy life.*
**[08:19] ---**
*Or I'll get negative points.*
**[08:25] ---**
Cool Biz?
**[08:26] ---**
Who'd follow Cool Biz just below their waist?!
**[08:29] ---**
This is all because you sent me a weird e-mail!
**[08:31] ---**
There was nothing weird about it, was there?
**[08:33] ---**
Then read it out loud.
**[08:35] ---**
"Sent Box" "001 Yuuji" Let me stay over" "002 Yuuji: Love"
"003 Yuuji: Don't let go" "004 Yuuji: Together"
**[08:37] ---**
"Can I stay overnight at your place?
I kinda don't want to... go home tonight."
**[08:42] ---**
I don't get your true feelings!
**[08:45] ---**
You should wait to do something
like that until you are older!
**[08:48] ---**
That's obscene, Yoshii!
**[08:56] ---**
Baka Test
**[09:01] ---**
Uhm... Yoshii.
**[09:04] ---**
Go to the nurse's office.
**[09:06] ---**
You think something's wrong if I'm studying?!
**[09:11] ---**
Did something happen, Aki?
To see you suddenly studying...
**[09:15] ---**
Hm?
**[09:16] ---**
You're acting strange today.
**[09:18] ---**
Nothing... really.
**[09:22] ---**
Oh? You've got quite a well-made lunch today.
**[09:26] ---**
Yeah, for a change...
**[09:28] ---**
Amazing... Who made it?
**[09:30] ---**
Me.
**[09:31] ---**
Liar.
**[09:32] ---**
That's a lie.
**[09:33] ---**
I'm not lying!
**[09:35] ---**
This is by someone very skilled.
Is it either Sakamoto or Tsuchiya?
**[09:38] ---**
Be honest and spit it out.
**[09:40] ---**
Who made it for you?
**[09:42] ---**
I'll leave it to your imagination now.
**[09:45] ---**
You don't wanna go home today, right?
**[09:49] ---**
You're that dirty, Aki?!
**[09:51] ---**
I don't want to believe it!
**[09:53] ---**
I hate you, Yoshii!
**[09:54] ---**
What were you imagining?!
And hey, why is Kubo here too?!
**[09:58] ---**
By the way, Akihisa...
**[10:00] ---**
why do you wanna stay over at my place?
**[10:02] ---**
What? I-It's because I suddenly
realized studying is important.
**[10:03] ---**
Don't lie.
**[10:05] ---**
Hey, I didn't even finish!
**[10:06] ---**
Well, midterms are coming up soon.
The idea of a study group isn't too bad.
**[10:10] ---**
Really?
**[10:10] ---**
But... at your place.
**[10:14] ---**
N-N-N-No! Not my place! Today isn't... good!
**[10:18] ---**
What're you hiding?
**[10:20] ---**
Shall we go check it out?
**[10:21] ---**
A house search...
**[10:23] ---**
In any case, today isn't
good! It's really messy!
**[10:26] ---**
I'll help you tidy up.
**[10:28] ---**
Well... but...
**[10:30] ---**
*Oh yeah, if the mess is from something
that girls don't like to touch, then...*
**[10:33] ---**
I've got two thousand dirty
books scattered all over, so...!
**[10:37] ---**
I'll tidy them up!
**[10:38] ---**
I'll ditch them all!
**[10:40] ---**
Leave it to us!
**[10:41] ---**
Dammit! That backfired big time!
**[10:49] ---**
*Idiot Test*
**[10:53] ---**
Are you really coming to my place?
**[10:56] ---**
What on earth are you hiding, Akihisa?
**[10:58] ---**
Considering that you brought
a lunch that someone made...
**[11:01] ---**
In all probability, it's a girlfriend.
**[11:03] ---**
What's that mean, Aki?! Explain it!
**[11:06] ---**
Uhm, I didn't say anything.
**[11:09] ---**
Don't worry. There's no way that Yoshii
would date someone behind our back.
**[11:14] ---**
Isn't that right, Yoshii?
**[11:18] ---**
Your eyes are serious.
**[11:21] ---**
Well, once we go inside,
it'll probably be all clear.
**[11:25] ---**
Unlock the door, Akihisa.
**[11:27] ---**
I... I don't want to!
**[11:29] ---**
Do you wanna experience the
agony of wearing nothing but a shirt?
**[11:32] ---**
I'd appreciate it if you
look upward with watery eyes.
**[11:35] ---**
Are you gonna sell it? Are
you gonna sell my pure heart?!
**[11:38] ---**
Tsuchiya, have him unhook
the top two buttons of his shirt.
**[11:43] ---**
Himeji, your request is too detailed!
**[11:45] ---**
Okay, okay! I'll open it!
You'll be happy if I open it, right?
**[11:48] ---**
Your buttons?
**[11:49] ---**
No, the door!
**[11:50] ---**
Ahhhhh!
**[11:51] ---**
There's already something that
I can't come up with an excuse for!
**[11:54] ---**
This physical evidence is
about as good as it gets.
**[11:56] ---**
I'm so jealous that I wanna kill him.
**[11:59] ---**
This isn't good, Yoshii.
**[12:01] ---**
Huh?
**[12:01] ---**
The size of this bra... doesn't fit you.
**[12:07] ---**
*She's not gonna admit it.*
**[12:10] ---**
Ah! Th-That's...
**[12:12] ---**
That's a cotton puff for makeup.
**[12:14] ---**
No, that's a fish cake.
**[12:16] ---**
*A fish cake?*
**[12:19] ---**
Ah! This is...
**[12:20] ---**
Hm?
**[12:21] ---**
A healthy lunch for a woman...
**[12:25] ---**
What's the matter, Himeji?!
**[12:27] ---**
I can't keep on denying any more.
**[12:29] ---**
Why are underwear and
cosmetics okay but a lunch isn't?!
**[12:34] ---**
Oh, you brought friends?
**[12:36] ---**
Ah! An older pretty woman...
**[12:38] ---**
A nice body with big breasts...
**[12:39] ---**
You're cruel, Yoshii!
**[12:41] ---**
Give me back my pure heart!
**[12:43] ---**
I don't understand what
you're saying anymore...
**[12:47] ---**
Okay. I'll be honest and tell you.
**[12:51] ---**
She's my older sister.
**[12:52] ---**
Older sister?!
**[12:54] ---**
My name is Akira Yoshii.
**[12:56] ---**
Thank you very much, everyone, for
being friends with my stupid brother.
**[13:03] ---**
I hope you'll continue to be friends with him.
**[13:06] ---**
*This is surprising! She looks like
an ordinary older sister in every way.*
**[13:09] ---**
*Thanks, Sis!*
**[13:11] ---**
I'm Yuuji Sakamoto.
**[13:13] ---**
I'm Kouta Tsuchiya.
**[13:15] ---**
I'm Hideyoshi Kinoshita.
**[13:18] ---**
People often make a mistake,
but I'm not a girl. I'm...
**[13:21] ---**
A boy, right?
**[13:23] ---**
You're the only one who
recognized me as a guy at a glance!
**[13:27] ---**
Sure, since there's no way that
my stupid, ugly, good-for-nothing
**[13:31] ---**
little brother can get female friends.
**[13:34] ---**
So these two are boys as well, right?
**[13:37] ---**
What's with the sudden rude
remarks?! You were acting so nicely.
**[13:41] ---**
These three are all girls, okay?!
**[13:43] ---**
No, she's right about me being a guy.
**[13:45] ---**
Girls?
**[13:48] ---**
Since when have you started bringing girls home?
**[13:53] ---**
Ugh!
**[13:53] ---**
"Akihisa's allotted points"
**[13:54] ---**
You'll get minus 200 points for the act
of illicit sexual relationships with girls!
**[13:57] ---**
Nooooo!
**[14:00] ---**
Akihisa... You've been
having hardships too, huh?
**[14:04] ---**
Yuuji...
**[14:05] ---**
I'll allow illicit sexual
relationships with boys.
**[14:09] ---**
It's not like that!
**[14:10] ---**
I'll give you 10 points for that.
**[14:13] ---**
That doesn't make me happy or anything!
**[14:16] ---**
Oh, Akihisa, since we suddenly came uninvited,
**[14:19] ---**
we'll at least help you make dinner.
**[14:21] ---**
Okay. Thanks.
**[14:22] ---**
Me, too.
**[14:23] ---**
I'll help, too.
**[14:26] ---**
We'll be fine by ourselves!
**[14:29] ---**
You girls take it easy here.
**[14:30] ---**
What? But...
**[14:32] ---**
Sis, keep them company.
**[14:34] ---**
Okay. If you like, I can show you photo albums.
**[14:37] ---**
What? Is that okay?
**[14:38] ---**
Well then, I'll show you embarrassing pictures.
**[14:40] ---**
Anything but those!
**[14:41] ---**
That was a narrow escape.
**[14:45] ---**
So, what's on the menu?
**[14:47] ---**
With these, we can make *paella*. I like *paella*.
**[14:53] ---**
In any case, did she know we were coming?
**[14:56] ---**
No way. Since she doesn't know how
to cook, she bought too much by mistake.
**[15:04] ---**
Yeah, put it over there.
**[15:04] ---**
This one is really good, too.
**[15:07] ---**
Here you go.
**[15:08] ---**
These are pictures of Aki taking
a bath when he was two years old.
**[15:12] ---**
H-He's really cute!
**[15:15] ---**
These are pictures of Aki taking
a bath when he was four years old.
**[15:17] ---**
Oh, Aki's fallen asleep.
**[15:21] ---**
These are pictures of Aki taking
a bath when he was seven years old.
**[15:24] ---**
So this was when he was
in elementary school, huh?
**[15:27] ---**
These are pictures of Aki taking
a bath when he was ten years old.
**[15:30] ---**
Hold on a sec! Why are they
all pictures of me taking a bath?!
**[15:33] ---**
These are pictures of Aki taking a
bath when he was thirteen years old.
**[15:38] ---**
Hey... Why are you all suddenly quiet?
**[15:40] ---**
And these are pictures of
Aki taking a bath yesterday.
**[15:43] ---**
When'd you take them?!
**[15:45] ---**
Don't look at them! Don't look!
**[15:48] ---**
Hey, don't leave the pot unattended.
**[15:48] ---**
Don't look at my private parts!
**[15:51] ---**
Noooooooo!
**[15:54] ---**
They made delicious-looking food.
**[15:56] ---**
Oh? You made *paella*?
**[15:58] ---**
Huh? Didn't you buy those foods for that?
**[16:02] ---**
Th-That looks good, Aki.
**[16:04] ---**
S-So you really can cook, huh?
**[16:09] ---**
Ahhh! You must've seen them!
You all must've seen them!
**[16:11] ---**
Seriously, Aki is restless.
Negative 10 points.
**[16:16] ---**
It's your fault, Sis!
You keep trying to annoy me!
**[16:19] ---**
You hate me, don't you, Sis?!
**[16:21] ---**
No. I do like you, Aki...
**[16:25] ---**
What?
**[16:26] ---**
...as a woman.
**[16:28] ---**
This is terrible!
**[16:30] ---**
There's a Japanese saying that goes like this:
**[16:33] ---**
"The stupider the child is,
the more darling he is."
**[16:35] ---**
Give up, Akihisa. She loves you
more than anyone in the world.
**[16:40] ---**
Does that mean that she thinks
I'm the stupidest in the world?
**[16:44] ---**
I think you're the stupidest in the world, too!
**[16:47] ---**
I, too, am convinced that there's no
one else who's stupider than you are.
**[16:52] ---**
Stop it! Don't hurt my glass heart, everyone!
**[16:55] ---**
You really are stupid, aren't you?
**[16:58] ---**
Well... now that we're full,
shall we start studying?
**[17:02] ---**
If you like, I can help you study.
**[17:06] ---**
Is that okay?
**[17:07] ---**
I got a degree in education
over there, so I think I can help you.
**[17:12] ---**
Over there?
**[17:13] ---**
Boston, in America.
**[17:15] ---**
Could it... possibly be... Harvard University?!
**[17:18] ---**
What?!
**[17:20] ---**
I see...
**[17:21] ---**
Leftover genes, huh...?
**[17:22] ---**
What do you mean by that?!
**[17:24] ---**
"Dirty Book"
**[17:25] ---**
Well then, here are the reference books.
**[17:27] ---**
I found six of them under the bed.
**[17:29] ---**
My top secret!
**[17:32] ---**
Aki, I'll give you minus 60 points for this.
**[17:35] ---**
Does that mean 10 negative points per book?
**[17:37] ---**
No. That's because you didn't have
books with a focus on older sisters.
**[17:40] ---**
That's too unfair!
**[17:42] ---**
Well then, please use them as
Health and Physical Education references.
**[17:46] ---**
Stop it. My hobby is gonna
be exposed to the light of day!
**[17:49] ---**
Looks like Aki tends to study by focusing
**[17:52] ---**
on the topic of girls with
big breasts and a ponytail.
**[17:57] ---**
Ah!
**[17:59] ---**
W-Well, let's start studying, shall we?
**[18:03] ---**
Why are you tying your hair up, Mizuki?!
**[18:05] ---**
I thought it'd be in the
way while I'm studying, so...
**[18:08] ---**
I'll do it for you!
**[18:10] ---**
You're mean, Minami!
**[18:13] ---**
Why? That way, it won't be
in the way while studying, right?
**[18:16] ---**
Aki, you get minus 100 points.
**[18:18] ---**
What?!
**[18:19] ---**
Why?!
**[18:21] ---**
Learn the reason on
your own in your future life.
**[18:28] ---**
What's the matter, Muttsulini?
**[18:30] ---**
Where are the other 1,994 books?
**[18:33] ---**
So you took it seriously...
**[18:36] ---**
G-Good morning, Yoshii.
**[18:38] ---**
Good morning, Aki.
**[18:39] ---**
Hm?
**[18:41] ---**
Good morning, you two.
**[18:43] ---**
You changed your hairstyle, Himeji?
**[18:44] ---**
Y-Yes, to change my mood.
**[18:48] ---**
You changed your breast style, Minami?
**[18:50] ---**
No! They were bigger when I woke up!
**[18:53] ---**
Are you serious?
**[18:54] ---**
Since I'm still growing,
something like this can happen!
**[18:59] ---**
I won't allow you to profane
secondary sex characteristics.
**[19:02] ---**
Tsk.
**[19:06] ---**
Yesterday was fun, wasn't it?
**[19:08] ---**
We made progress in our studies, too.
**[19:10] ---**
But it looks like I'll be
forbidden to live alone.
**[19:12] ---**
I wish Sis would go back to America.
**[19:14] ---**
You shouldn't talk about your family like that.
**[19:17] ---**
She's a nice sister.
**[19:19] ---**
She isn't nice. She tries to kiss
me and gives me negative points.
**[19:23] ---**
She enjoys teasing me.
**[19:26] ---**
That's not true.
**[19:28] ---**
Your sister loves you.
**[19:31] ---**
Does that mean she really thinks I'm stupid?!
**[19:34] ---**
She watches you and your surroundings very well.
**[19:41] ---**
I think that means she really cares about you.
**[19:48] ---**
I wonder if that's how it is.
**[19:52] ---**
What shall I make tonight?
**[19:55] ---**
She came all the way back to Japan.
Maybe Japanese dishes would be good.
**[20:03] ---**
I'm home!
**[20:03] ---**
Oh, welcome home, Aki.
**[20:06] ---**
Well then, I'll go get food for dinner, okay?
**[20:09] ---**
Dinner? Wait, Aki.
**[20:12] ---**
What is it, Sis?
**[20:14] ---**
Your midterms are coming up soon.
**[20:16] ---**
Can you afford to spare
your time for cooking right now?
**[20:20] ---**
I can't, but... you came all the way back, so...
**[20:23] ---**
You're mistaking the means for the end.
**[20:26] ---**
Huh?
**[20:27] ---**
I came to check on your life, Aki.
**[20:30] ---**
What's the point in you using your time for me?
**[20:34] ---**
I won't know what to do if you use it as
an excuse when the results aren't good.
**[20:38] ---**
You don't have to cook for me.
**[20:42] ---**
You focus on studying. I'll cook fo--
**[20:46] ---**
What's with you?
**[20:48] ---**
All you care about is the test results, right?!
**[20:51] ---**
I'll go study as you wish!
**[21:04] ---**
Stupid Sis!
**[21:06] ---**
I'll definitely get good
scores and show her I can do it!
**[21:14] ---**
Good morning, Yoshii.
**[21:16] ---**
Good morning, Aki.
**[21:17] ---**
D-Don't talk to me.
**[21:20] ---**
The stuff I memorized and
crammed into my head might come out.
**[21:22] ---**
R-Really?
**[21:24] ---**
Then, we'll leave you alone.
**[21:27] ---**
Okay then, we'll start the test. Start now!
**[21:33] ---**
"Q. Answer the following questions."
**[21:34] ---**
*I can do this!*
**[21:35] ---**
*Question 1. 334 BC! The last king of
the Achaemenid Empire of Persia was*
**[21:41] ---**
*Alexander the Great! Next!*
**[21:44] ---**
He must be taking the test right now.
**[21:47] ---**
Well then, I guess I'll start, too.
**[21:53] ---**
*All right. I did my best.*
**[21:56] ---**
*I'll have another look at
them in the remaining time.*
**[22:00] ---**
Okay. Put your pencils down.
**[22:02] ---**
Those in the back, collect the answer sheets.
**[22:05] ---**
Ah!
**[22:06] ---**
"Name: Alexander the Great"
**[22:13] ---**
*Goodbye, my life of living alone.*
**[22:19] ---**
Geez, you stupid Alexander the Great...
**[22:23] ---**
You put the first answer in
where you needed to put your name,
**[22:26] ---**
so the rest of the answers
became off by one, huh?
**[22:28] ---**
Please...! Call me by my real name.
**[22:31] ---**
Darius III.
**[22:33] ---**
Ahh! Don't humiliate me any more than you have!
**[22:36] ---**
I could've gotten a decent
score if I didn't blunder.
**[22:40] ---**
Do you think you'll be forgiven
if you make the same mistake
**[22:43] ---**
in a real college entrance exam?
**[22:46] ---**
I tried very hard in my own way.
**[22:48] ---**
I thought I told you that trying
hard is only a means to an end.
**[22:53] ---**
Yes ma'am.
**[22:59] ---**
Sis is ruthless.
**[23:14] ---**
Geez... What a mess.
**[23:16] ---**
Hey, she doesn't cook, though.
**[23:21] ---**
"Half-cooked" "Forgot to put in saffron"
"The heat was too high"
**[23:22] ---**
"Detergent got mixed in"
"Sticky" "Too much salt"
**[23:23] ---**
"Terrible taste"
**[23:24] ---**
Are these... failed attempts at *paella*?
**[23:30] ---**
Could it be that... she wanted to
make my favorite food so she practiced?
**[23:37] ---**
*Trying hard is only a means to an end.*
**[23:40] ---**
*If you become proud of the effort itself,
you're mistaking the means for the end.*
**[23:46] ---**
Really... she's such a dummy.
**[24:11] ---**
*I'd have to say the first kiss
tastes like strawberry milk*
**[24:19] ---**
*As it turns to evening,
I'm pushing my bike home*
**[24:26] ---**
*So which is it, a delusion,
a simulation, or a dream?*
**[24:33] ---**
*After stumbling seven times,
I stumble an eighth time, wahahaha*
**[24:41] ---**
*Each day is different and
every day is an anniversary*
**[24:48] ---**
*Let's connect them together to that sky*
**[24:55] ---**
*My future is bright. Do I see
myself becoming someone big?*
**[25:03] ---**
*Tomorrow too, for sure...
it'll be sunny, with occasional smiles*
**[25:30] ---**
Say, Sis...
**[25:31] ---**
Yes?
**[25:32] ---**
Thanks for everything. I like you a lot.
**[25:36] ---**
What're you...
**[25:38] ---**
Of course, as family.
**[25:40] ---**
Even if you say such a nice thing,
I won't overlook the test score.
**[25:43] ---**
That's a shame.
**[25:45] ---**
One of these days...
**[25:46] ---**
What?
**[25:47] ---**
One of these days, if I feel like it,
**[25:49] ---**
maybe I'll make dinner for you.
**[25:52] ---**
Really?
**[25:53] ---**
That is only if I feel like it.
**[25:56] ---**
I look forward to it.
**[25:59] ---**
Sis...
**[26:00] ---**
What is it?
**[26:01] ---**
Do you know what the best spice is?
**[26:04] ---**
The best spice?
**[26:07] ---**
Since I don't cook, I don't know. What is it?
**[26:13] ---**
Yeah, I wonder what it is!
**[26:16] ---**
*Question 10. Name the Japanese novelist*
**[26:18] ---**
*who introduced the "Adolescent Detective Gang"*
**[26:20] ---**
*and the "Mystery Man of
Twenty Faces" to the world.*
**[26:23] ---**
*The thief is among us!*
**[26:24] ---**
*It's not me.*
**[26:25] ---**
*Next Episode! "Prep Tests,
Mysterious Thieves, and Love Letters."*
**[26:27] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[26:30] ---**
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# 10 - Trial Exams, Mysterious Thieves, and Love Letters
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**[00:17] ---**
*Mizuki Himeji is diligent
in everything she does.*
**[00:22] ---**
*Like today, when she is
researching on an unfamiliar topic.*
**[00:26] ---**
*"How to deliver a love letter.*
**[00:28] ---**
*As expected, it's best to give it in person.*
**[00:31] ---**
*It'll convey your feelings better*
**[00:32] ---**
*- -and will increase the possibility
of getting a good response."*
**[00:33] ---**
Himeji! Are you studying?
**[00:35] ---**
"Throb Counter"
**[00:36] ---**
Huh? Yoshii!
**[00:38] ---**
Ah, yes. I was just researching something.
**[00:41] ---**
*Oh yeah! If I boldly give it to him now...*
**[00:48] ---**
Y... Yoshii...
**[00:51] ---**
To tell you the truth... This... is for you!
**[00:56] ---**
Uhm...
**[00:57] ---**
P... Please don't laugh.
**[01:05] ---**
Ahh! That wasn't it!
**[01:07] ---**
*How is this funny?*
**[01:14] ---**
*Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou*
**[01:19] ---**
*One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!*
**[01:22] ---**
*One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!*
**[01:26] ---**
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
**[01:35] ---**
*Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo*
**[01:38] ---**
*Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu*
**[01:41] ---**
*Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?*
**[01:43] ---**
*Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai*
**[01:46] ---**
*Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki*
**[01:48] ---**
*Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer*
**[01:51] ---**
*Omou koto mina kanaeba iina*
**[01:54] ---**
*Hito no sekai wa kinishinai*
**[01:56] ---**
*Perfect-area complete!*
**[01:59] ---**
*Zettai koko de matterunda*
**[02:01] ---**
*Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo*
**[02:08] ---**
*Ah! Ear! Ear!*
**[02:09] ---**
*Why? Tomaranai surechigai*
**[02:12] ---**
*Watashi ga soudan aite nara*
**[02:15] ---**
*"Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."*
**[02:18] ---**
*Kanashiki rei ten dane*
**[02:20] ---**
*No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi*
**[02:23] ---**
*Honki de one more chance please*
**[02:25] ---**
*Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni*
**[02:30] ---**
*Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!*
**[02:39] ---**
"Episode 10" "Prep Tests,
Mysterious Thieves, and Love Letters"
**[02:39] ---**
*Akihisa Yoshii. Year 2, Class F.*
**[02:43] ---**
*It's another typical morning for him.*
**[02:45] ---**
Wake up please, Aki! It's morning already!
**[02:49] ---**
I'm still sleepy.
**[02:51] ---**
It can't be helped, then.
**[02:53] ---**
I'll give you a "good
morning" kiss to wake you up.
**[02:56] ---**
I'm up!
**[02:57] ---**
I'm up! I'm up, so...
**[02:59] ---**
I see... Then...
**[03:01] ---**
I'll give you a "have a
good day" kiss in advance.
**[03:05] ---**
I don't want it in advance or on time!
**[03:07] ---**
Oh well... Then I'll stop
with the family bonding.
**[03:11] ---**
Hurry up and change. Breakfast is ready.
**[03:15] ---**
Breakfast? But you can't cook...
**[03:18] ---**
"CalorieMaido"
**[03:20] ---**
Yeah, I knew it'd be something like this.
**[03:22] ---**
This is a nutritiously-balanced supplement food.
**[03:24] ---**
Since there isn't much time to spare in
the morning, I prepared the drink type.
**[03:28] ---**
It doesn't really feel
like I'm having breakfast,
**[03:29] ---**
but it's nutritious so that's okay, right?
**[03:31] ---**
Taking in enough calories in the
morning, when your day is just starting,
**[03:36] ---**
and having a light meal at night,
when you become less active, is...
**[03:40] ---**
...good for your health, they say, right?
**[03:41] ---**
Assuming that you take in
about 2500 calories a day.
**[03:45] ---**
I thought it'd be appropriate to allocate
**[03:47] ---**
1000 calories to breakfast and
lunch, and 500 calories to dinner.
**[03:51] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[03:52] ---**
This one can is 200 calories.
**[03:55] ---**
So please drink 5 cans, 1 liter, for breakfast!
**[03:57] ---**
No, I can't drink that much.
**[03:59] ---**
If you drink 13 cans, which is 2.6 liters,
**[04:03] ---**
the numbers match up well.
**[04:04] ---**
Like I said, I can't drink that much.
**[04:06] ---**
Don't worry. Just so you won't get
tired of them, I prepared different kinds.
**[04:11] ---**
The main is "normal" flavor,
the side dish is "corn soup" flavor.
**[04:14] ---**
The drink is "coffee" flavor, and for dessert,
**[04:16] ---**
please choose the one you'd like,
either "café au lait" flavor or "cocoa" flavor.
**[04:19] ---**
That's not really the point.
**[04:21] ---**
Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. I was wrong.
**[04:24] ---**
Since you're at a growing
stage, this isn't enough, is it?
**[04:29] ---**
No! Don't add more!
**[04:32] ---**
*Akihisa's happy morning
is still far in the distance.*
**[04:36] ---**
"Ugh"
**[04:36] ---**
I wish she had at least
combined them with the solid kind.
**[04:40] ---**
Uh-huh, uh-huh...
**[04:41] ---**
Oh?
**[04:43] ---**
What're you doing, Muttsulini?
**[04:45] ---**
Taking routine measurements.
**[04:46] ---**
Measurements?
**[04:52] ---**
I'm recording the stats on
bust sizes in this academy.
**[04:56] ---**
A 10 cm difference between full-
and under-bust measurements is A cup.
**[04:59] ---**
After that, each 2.5 cm
increase becomes B, C, D cups...
**[05:03] ---**
B, C, A... A, B, D, B, B, C...
**[05:06] ---**
B, A... Ah! That's over G! D, A, B, A...
**[05:08] ---**
Wasn't that a D?
**[05:10] ---**
That was a fake.
**[05:11] ---**
I see... I'm impressed that you could tell that.
**[05:13] ---**
Oh? This is quite small. Is this A cup?
**[05:17] ---**
No. After A cup, each 2.5 cm decrease
in the full- and under-bust difference
**[05:22] ---**
becomes AA, AAA...
**[05:23] ---**
I see. Then if it's flat like the one
we just saw, that'd be five As, so...
**[05:27] ---**
just like a *shachihoko*, my
spine is bent! Broken! Curved!
**[05:31] ---**
Even those with flat chests have human rights!
**[05:34] ---**
I give! I give up!
**[05:36] ---**
Ahh! My eyes! My eyes!
**[05:37] ---**
You can't watch that, Yuuji.
**[05:40] ---**
A little more... A little more...!
**[05:47] ---**
I give up...
**[05:50] ---**
Not the Rolling!
**[05:55] ---**
You guys are lively, as usual...
**[05:57] ---**
H-Hideyoshi? Why are you dressed like that?
**[06:00] ---**
Oh, I get it! You're gonna comfort me, right?
**[06:03] ---**
"Male Nurse" "Comfort"
**[06:05] ---**
This is a costume for the drama club.
**[06:06] ---**
It's supposed to be a costume
for a male nurse, but when I wear it,
**[06:09] ---**
it looks like it was made for a woman.
**[06:11] ---**
That should be "nurse," not "male nurse."
**[06:14] ---**
What?! Then I misread the script?
**[06:17] ---**
No wonder the front of
the underwear doesn't open.
**[06:20] ---**
What?!
**[06:21] ---**
"Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble"
**[06:22] ---**
The top was the type
that opens in front, though.
**[06:27] ---**
Geez, what're you guys doing?
**[06:29] ---**
Yeah, how embarrassing.
**[06:32] ---**
Big Sister!
**[06:35] ---**
Give me a break, Hideyoshi.
**[06:37] ---**
If you act stupid, people
will look at me the same way.
**[06:41] ---**
I'm not acting stupid, though.
**[06:43] ---**
Not realizing it yourself
proves that you're stupid!
**[06:45] ---**
You being in Class F alone is bad enough,
**[06:48] ---**
but on top of that, it's a parade of idiots!
**[06:52] ---**
I'm embarrassed just to be a
student in the same academy.
**[06:55] ---**
You don't have to go that far!
**[06:57] ---**
What can I say? It's the truth.
**[06:58] ---**
Or, has your class's academic
performance gotten better since then?
**[07:03] ---**
This is a school.
**[07:05] ---**
If you have time to fool around,
I want you to study. Let's go, Rep.
**[07:14] ---**
"Humiliation"
**[07:15] ---**
*Around that time, Mizuki Himeji
was reading a specialized book.*
**[07:19] ---**
"How to deliver a love letter.
**[07:22] ---**
When you don't have
courage to give it in person,
**[07:24] ---**
you can ask a close friend as well."
**[07:27] ---**
A close... friend... huh?
**[07:30] ---**
Minami...
**[07:31] ---**
What is it, Mizuki?
**[07:32] ---**
About Yoshii... To tell you the truth...
**[07:36] ---**
Is that... Could it be that you, too?!
**[07:38] ---**
What? Is it possible that... you, too?!
**[07:42] ---**
Do you have ones that I'm missing?
**[07:47] ---**
I should've asked Yoshii's
close friend, not mine.
**[07:52] ---**
Sakamoto...
**[07:53] ---**
What is it, Himeji?
**[07:54] ---**
I have a big favor to ask.
**[07:56] ---**
Yeah?
**[07:57] ---**
To tell you the truth... it's a love letter...
**[08:02] ---**
W-Wait, Shouko! I didn't do anything wrong!
**[08:05] ---**
You're already taken.
**[08:07] ---**
A marriage registration form?! Hey, stop it!
**[08:10] ---**
I'll never sign i--
**[08:14] ---**
How mortifying...
**[08:17] ---**
"If it's hard to give just the love letter,
**[08:20] ---**
you can also give a present along with it."
**[08:23] ---**
Uhm... Yoshii...
**[08:24] ---**
What is it, Himeji?
**[08:26] ---**
To tell you the truth... there's
something I'd like to give to you.
**[08:31] ---**
I baked cookies this mornin--
**[08:36] ---**
Oh...? Yoshii?
**[08:39] ---**
Yoshii! Where are you?! Yoshii!
**[08:44] ---**
I was here first!
**[08:44] ---**
Please have the cookies that I baked!
**[08:46] ---**
Shh! Quiet!
**[08:48] ---**
If she finds us, both of our lives will be...
**[08:53] ---**
What're you fooling around for, Yoshii?!
**[08:55] ---**
Ugh! Iron Man!
**[08:57] ---**
Good timing! Help me carry some stuff!
**[09:00] ---**
What?!
**[09:02] ---**
"You can also secretly put
it in their bag or shoe locker.
**[09:06] ---**
That seems modest and sometimes
it helps increase your likeability."
**[09:10] ---**
I should've done this from the start.
**[09:14] ---**
"Throb Counter"
**[09:15] ---**
What're you doing, Mizuki?
**[09:17] ---**
Huh? Ah... U-Uhm...
**[09:19] ---**
Hm? This is...
**[09:22] ---**
Th--
**[09:23] ---**
This is...
***SIGN*** "Busty Pudding" "Get off with Pudding" "Loads of sexy photos of
the busty, ponytailed Pudding!" "Expanded Issue" "Afro Publishing"
**[09:32] ---**
Yuuji... where are you?
**[09:37] ---**
If Shouko gets her hands on this...
**[09:40] ---**
my life will be over!
**[09:42] ---**
It's finally completed...
**[09:44] ---**
The Complete Statistics on
Bust Sizes! No copying is allowed!
**[09:48] ---**
In the end... I couldn't even
put it in his shoe locker, either.
**[09:53] ---**
What should I do?
**[09:54] ---**
Huh?! This envelope is...!
**[09:58] ---**
This is rare in its own way.
**[09:59] ---**
Ah, no, no! Where's my love letter?
Did I drop it somewhere earlier?
**[10:06] ---**
Man... Why am I the only one who...
**[10:11] ---**
Feedback!
**[10:13] ---**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[10:15] ---**
Hm? What's this?
**[10:17] ---**
C... Could it be... the
questions for the next exam?
**[10:21] ---**
Which means if I see these...
**[10:23] ---**
If I know the questions in advance...
**[10:25] ---**
even I could get a 100% score!
**[10:28] ---**
Just kidding. That would be cheating!
**[10:31] ---**
If I suddenly get a 100% score,
people will suspect me right away!
**[10:37] ---**
Oh?
**[10:38] ---**
The box is torn.
**[10:40] ---**
What should I do?
**[10:42] ---**
Maybe I'll use the cardboard boxes
from my classroom or something instead.
**[10:45] ---**
"Enough with the stupidity --Principal"
**[10:46] ---**
Humph.
**[10:47] ---**
I'm done.
**[10:49] ---**
You'll see them again when you take
the prep test. Start preparing for it now.
**[10:53] ---**
Okay.
**[10:56] ---**
Ah! There it is! Good! I found i--
**[11:01] ---**
Ah... Delivery... slip?
**[11:05] ---**
What...? Whaaaaaat?!
**[11:14] ---**
*Idiot Test*
**[11:17] ---**
What's the matter, Himeji?
You look bummed out.
**[11:20] ---**
Yoshii!
**[11:22] ---**
Well... Uhm...
**[11:24] ---**
What is it? If there's something
I can do to help, just say the word.
**[11:28] ---**
Yoshii?
**[11:29] ---**
Hm?
**[11:31] ---**
To tell you the truth...
**[11:33] ---**
It's gone!
**[11:33] ---**
Where'd it go? My marriage registration form!
**[11:36] ---**
The bust size list that
I worked my ass off to complete...
**[11:39] ---**
My treasured pictures that
I went out of my way to buy...!
**[11:41] ---**
Where did my costume go?!
**[11:43] ---**
What's going on?! I put it in
the safe and securely locked it!
**[11:49] ---**
If you're talking about the cardboard
boxes, Iron Man took some earlier.
**[11:52] ---**
Wh...
**[11:53] ---**
What?!
**[11:54] ---**
And...
**[11:54] ---**
Whaaaaat?!
**[11:55] ---**
An important envelope was...?!
**[11:58] ---**
So don't you have some idea?
**[12:00] ---**
Well... at the place I dropped it, I found this.
**[12:03] ---**
The delivery slip for the
prep test exam papers...
**[12:06] ---**
Then... when I dropped the exam
papers... it got mixed into them!
**[12:11] ---**
That safe is locked and students are not
supposed to open it without permission.
**[12:16] ---**
What should we do?
**[12:17] ---**
We'll help you.
**[12:19] ---**
Hm?
**[12:19] ---**
We'll assist you!
**[12:20] ---**
Don't be such a stranger! Just ask us.
**[12:23] ---**
We can depend on each
other when we have problems.
**[12:24] ---**
Yuuji! Guys!
**[12:26] ---**
That safe has things that
are important to us as well!
**[12:30] ---**
They may not be worth anything to others, but...
**[12:32] ---**
They have our feelings in them!
They're important to us!
**[12:34] ---**
We'll take them back no matter what!
**[12:37] ---**
Guys...
**[12:38] ---**
Everyone... Thank you very much!
**[12:40] ---**
Let's join hands and
**[12:42] ---**
work together!
**[12:43] ---**
*Their feelings were not together.*
**[12:46] ---**
So they're in this safe, huh?
**[12:48] ---**
It's a double lock that requires the
key and the secret code number to open.
**[12:51] ---**
So it won't open with just the
key or just the code number, huh?
**[12:54] ---**
What tight security.
**[12:56] ---**
Why don't we just have
Aki's Avatar break the door?
**[12:58] ---**
I'll be the one who gets scolded, you know.
**[13:00] ---**
Oh yeah! I've got an idea!
**[13:03] ---**
What do we do?
**[13:04] ---**
Our drama club once performed
a story about a mysterious thief,
**[13:07] ---**
and the thief used some technique
to steal a treasure from a safe.
**[13:10] ---**
Whoa!
**[13:11] ---**
How did he do it?
**[13:13] ---**
First, he prepared a fake treasure.
**[13:16] ---**
Then he showed the fake treasure to
the owner and told them that he stole it.
**[13:20] ---**
The owner panicked and
opened the safe to check it.
**[13:24] ---**
And then, there, he stole the treasure for real.
**[13:27] ---**
Amazing!
**[13:28] ---**
That's smart!
**[13:29] ---**
That's an explanation
even idiots can understand.
**[13:31] ---**
Okay then! Let's use that strategy!
**[13:33] ---**
Yeah!
**[13:36] ---**
Iron Man... Look at this!
**[13:37] ---**
It's the prep test exam paper!
**[13:39] ---**
Then, give that to me.
**[13:40] ---**
What?
**[13:49] ---**
Uhm... don't you have to
open the safe and check?
**[13:52] ---**
Do I need to do that when you
have it in your hand right now, Yoshii?!
**[13:56] ---**
But... Uhm...
**[13:59] ---**
Oh?
**[14:00] ---**
Hey, it didn't work.
**[14:01] ---**
It went well on stage, though.
**[14:03] ---**
I wonder what's different.
**[14:05] ---**
The scenario.
**[14:05] ---**
We have to open it on our own after all!
**[14:08] ---**
But how?!
**[14:09] ---**
We need both the key and the secret code number.
**[14:11] ---**
What're we supposed to do?!
**[14:13] ---**
Do you want me to help you?
**[14:14] ---**
What?!
**[14:16] ---**
You are...
**[14:17] ---**
*Kyouji Nemoto. He is
the rep for Year 2, Class B.*
**[14:21] ---**
All we have to do is open that safe,
right? Do you want me to help you?
**[14:25] ---**
You can do it?!
**[14:26] ---**
I can't do it by myself...
**[14:28] ---**
but if you obtain the key,
I'll handle the secret code number.
**[14:31] ---**
Really?!
**[14:32] ---**
Yeah, I promise.
**[14:34] ---**
We can depend on each other
when we have problems, right?
**[14:37] ---**
Thank you, Nemoto!
**[14:41] ---**
Where is it?!
**[14:42] ---**
That's the one.
**[14:43] ---**
So that's the key to the safe...
**[14:44] ---**
No way! It's right behind Mr. Nishimura?!
**[14:47] ---**
What do we do?
**[14:47] ---**
This is hopeless.
**[14:50] ---**
Okay then! Let's go with a decoy strategy!
**[14:52] ---**
A-A decoy strategy?
**[14:54] ---**
Someone will use their
female charm to get his attention,
**[14:56] ---**
and we'll take the key in the meantime.
**[14:58] ---**
Then, Hideyoshi is perfect for that job, right?!
**[15:00] ---**
Why me?
**[15:01] ---**
Because we can't let Himeji do such a thing,
**[15:03] ---**
and since Minami doesn't have
any sexual charm, she'd mess up--
**[15:05] ---**
My spine! My spine!
**[15:05] ---**
"Argentine Backbreaker"
**[15:07] ---**
"Japanese Name: Argentine-Style Back Bend"
**[15:08] ---**
Who'd you say doesn't have any sexual charm?!
**[15:08] ---**
I give! I give up! I give up!
**[15:10] ---**
What're you doing?!
**[15:11] ---**
Ah, well... There're many reasons for this
**[15:14] ---**
and we're doing nothing ba-- Ahh!
**[15:16] ---**
First my backbone, and now my skull!
**[15:20] ---**
Man... That was terrible.
**[15:21] ---**
That went deep, didn't it?
**[15:23] ---**
But in that opening, I got the key to the safe.
**[15:26] ---**
Yaay! Yaay!
**[15:26] ---**
Good job, Muttsulini. Just as we planned!
**[15:30] ---**
So I was the decoy?!
**[15:33] ---**
Okay! It's unlocked!
**[15:34] ---**
The next is the secret code number, huh?
**[15:36] ---**
Don't touch it carelessly. If we
make a mistake, the alarm will go off.
**[15:40] ---**
I'm surprised that you know it well.
**[15:41] ---**
Then what're you gonna do?
**[15:42] ---**
Look at this.
**[15:43] ---**
Whoa! This is...
**[15:45] ---**
a nice digital camera.
**[15:46] ---**
This is from earlier when
Iron Man opened the safe.
**[15:47] ---**
It's got pictures of him pressing the buttons!
**[15:49] ---**
That's right. This is the
secret code number for today.
**[15:54] ---**
Whoa!
**[15:56] ---**
I found it...
**[15:57] ---**
I'm glad... that I was able to find it.
**[16:00] ---**
I found mine, too!
**[16:02] ---**
*I'd better keep it more secure.*
**[16:04] ---**
I found it!
**[16:06] ---**
I'm happy for you, Himeji.
**[16:07] ---**
Yes! Thank you!
**[16:10] ---**
Really... thank you very much!
**[16:17] ---**
Oh! I found it! My costume!
**[16:19] ---**
A... A bra, too?!
**[16:21] ---**
On top of that, it's a front-hook bra!
**[16:25] ---**
So that's what it's like, huh?
**[16:27] ---**
Hm? Mizuki, you don't
know about front-hook bras?
**[16:31] ---**
They don't have it for my size. They
said that the cups are too big for the clasp.
**[16:36] ---**
That's not true! The clasps are well made!
**[16:39] ---**
Who decided that front-hook
bras are for flat chests?!
**[16:41] ---**
Too big...
**[16:41] ---**
Was it the country? Mountains? Rivers?!
**[16:45] ---**
Hmm, so this is it?
**[16:47] ---**
What're you doing, Nemoto?
**[16:49] ---**
Well, just a little preparation.
**[16:51] ---**
No, Nemoto!
**[16:53] ---**
That's cheating!
**[16:54] ---**
What're you saying now?
You guys are the same, right?
**[16:58] ---**
You entered the safe where the exam
papers were kept without permission.
**[17:01] ---**
If they find that out,
you guys are cheaters, too!
**[17:04] ---**
What?! We just came to get what we lost!
**[17:09] ---**
You think such an excuse would work, Himeji?
**[17:13] ---**
Has your time in Class F caused
you to get infected by their stupidity?
**[17:17] ---**
Results are all that matters
in this world. In other words,
**[17:20] ---**
the means doesn't matter!
**[17:22] ---**
What?! But you can't...
**[17:24] ---**
As long as I'm able to solve
these questions on the test day,
**[17:27] ---**
then it's my real ability, right?
**[17:30] ---**
The questions given on that day
happen to be the same questions. That's all!
**[17:33] ---**
That logic is wrong!
**[17:35] ---**
Are you trying to ruin this rare chance?
That's why you guys are idiots.
**[17:40] ---**
"Idiots"
**[17:41] ---**
Even if my scores improve a bit,
there'll be no harm to anyone.
**[17:44] ---**
Even if I live honestly,
there'll be no benefit to anyone.
**[17:47] ---**
You don't even understand that,
and that's why you guys are in Class F.
**[17:51] ---**
It's not just your academic performance
that's bad, it's your brains themselves!
**[17:55] ---**
That's why it's the lowest class,
home to all the academy's scum.
**[17:58] ---**
You're wrong!
**[18:01] ---**
Himeji...
**[18:03] ---**
It's true that Class F's academic
performance may not be good.
**[18:06] ---**
But... But everyone's kind... considerate...
**[18:10] ---**
fun and warm... It's a very nice class!
**[18:16] ---**
Himeji...
**[18:17] ---**
Class F is neither the
lowest nor scum by any means!
**[18:21] ---**
Humph! Either way...
**[18:23] ---**
if they find out about this,
you'll be suspended...
**[18:26] ---**
or expelled in the worst case.
**[18:28] ---**
You and I share the same fate. Listen.
**[18:31] ---**
I don't know what you were doing here.
**[18:35] ---**
And you didn't see me
here, either. That's fine, right?
**[18:41] ---**
Try and wise up, you dummies!
**[18:54] ---**
Yuuji...
**[18:55] ---**
Are we...
**[18:57] ---**
idiots after all?
**[18:59] ---**
You're just realizing it now?
We are genuine idiots.
**[19:03] ---**
Yeah, I guess.
**[19:04] ---**
Are you upset that you were made a fool of?
**[19:07] ---**
I don't care if someone makes a fool of me.
**[19:09] ---**
But... when Himeji, Minami
and the others are bad-mouthed...
**[19:16] ---**
Himeji could've actually studied
in Class A's better environment.
**[19:22] ---**
She just happened to have bad
luck and became a Class F student.
**[19:25] ---**
When that's all it was, why does she
have to be made a fool of like that?!
**[19:30] ---**
Hmph! If you're that upset, do you wanna try it?
**[19:35] ---**
What?
**[19:36] ---**
Three months have almost passed.
**[19:38] ---**
The period in which the losing class
cannot declare war is almost over.
**[19:41] ---**
Ah!
**[19:42] ---**
I led the class to a loss because
I took it lightly last time. Sorry about that.
**[19:48] ---**
Yuuji...
**[19:49] ---**
But it's also true that we got close.
**[19:51] ---**
I won't make the same clumsy mistake ever again!
**[19:55] ---**
How about it, do you wanna try one more time?
**[20:01] ---**
What're you saying?! Of course, Yuuji!
**[20:04] ---**
We'll win this time and show
everyone we're no ordinary idiots!
**[20:09] ---**
Let's do it, the Summoner Test War!
**[20:12] ---**
Yeah! Well then, let's
go settle things, shall we?!
**[20:15] ---**
Before that...
**[20:16] ---**
Hm?
**[20:16] ---**
I'll go ask Himeji to give me her cookies.
**[20:18] ---**
Good idea!
**[20:20] ---**
It's not fair that we're the only ones
who get the short end of the stick.
**[20:23] ---**
Awaken!
**[20:26] ---**
I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
**[20:29] ---**
vs. "Combined Subjects"
**[20:31] ---**
Yaay!
**[20:36] ---**
What's this?
**[20:37] ---**
It's the prep test exam paper... isn't it?
**[20:40] ---**
Which means that if I memorize this,
I'll get a 100% score in the next test!
**[20:48] ---**
Geez, they're real idiots.
**[20:51] ---**
Questions that were made
public won't be on the test.
**[20:54] ---**
Oh no...!
**[21:01] ---**
Did Aki and Yuuji do this by any chance?
**[21:04] ---**
Yoshii...
**[21:07] ---**
Yoshii! Sakamoto! What the hell are you doing?!
**[21:13] ---**
We're sorry!
**[21:15] ---**
Huh?!
**[21:16] ---**
What's the meaning... of doing such a thing?!
**[21:19] ---**
We were just trying to play a prank!
**[21:20] ---**
We got too carried away!
**[21:22] ---**
Don't lie! What're you up t--
**[21:26] ---**
We're really... sorry!
**[21:31] ---**
Is there a reason you can't tell me the truth?
**[21:33] ---**
No. This was a prank.
**[21:35] ---**
Have you two... ever meekly apologized before?
**[21:45] ---**
Okay... Then you're both
getting the demon's remedial class!
**[21:49] ---**
Whaaaat?!
**[21:51] ---**
Be prepared! I'll teach
you even better than usual!
**[21:54] ---**
This is a punishment for your prank!
**[22:02] ---**
Yes sir!
**[22:10] ---**
*B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!*
**[22:16] ---**
*B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!*
**[22:19] ---**
*Jugyou owari shifuku no jikan*
**[22:22] ---**
*Tatoeru no nara “Maji de Angel!”*
**[22:25] ---**
*Fui no kokuchi heiwa kowashita*
**[22:28] ---**
*Tsuishi no shirase “Jigoku da!”*
**[22:32] ---**
*Tomodachi tono warai banashi ni*
**[22:35] ---**
*“Iru wake naiyo sonna baka”*
**[22:38] ---**
*Demo hontou wa mune no oku dewa*
**[22:41] ---**
*Sakendetanda “Jibun ga! Sou deshita!”*
**[22:45] ---**
*Chuusha jou de miru “Tsukigime” no koto*
**[22:51] ---**
*Kaisha no namae dato omotteta...*
**[22:57] ---**
*Zutto...*
**[23:00] ---**
*Baka mo tooseba otoko date*
**[23:03] ---**
*Bokura no joushiki hijoushiki?*
**[23:06] ---**
*Ruuru wa muyou sa kono sekai*
**[23:09] ---**
*Yakiniku teishoku gekokujou*
**[23:12] ---**
*Miroyo!*
**[23:14] ---**
*Nishi kara nobotta ohisama ga shizunde iku*
**[23:18] ---**
*Hashire! Mou gohan da*
**[23:21] ---**
*Ouchi ni kaerou! Ouchi ni kaerou!*
**[23:36] ---**
"Nemoto"
**[23:37] ---**
Oh? What's this? A present from a girl?!
**[23:41] ---**
I'm quite the guy, aren't I?
**[23:43] ---**
I think I'll eat them before Yuuka finds out.
**[23:47] ---**
*That's the sound of his soul being taken away.*
**[23:52] ---**
*Question 11.*
**[23:53] ---**
*What was the tactic often used by
the German military during World War II*
**[23:56] ---**
*that used a combination of
bombing and armored divisions?*
**[23:59] ---**
*Let's go full blast!*
**[24:00] ---**
*Please value your life.*
**[24:01] ---**
*Next Episode! "Rivals,
Love Letters, and Blitz Tactics."*
**[24:04] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:06] ---**
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# 11 - Rivals, Love Letters, and Blitz Tactics
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**[00:16] ---**
"Time: 15:47"
**[00:18] ---**
So, whoever loses this rock-paper-scissors match
**[00:21] ---**
is gonna go declare war on
Class D. No problems, right?
**[00:25] ---**
Plain old rock-paper-scissors is boring.
**[00:27] ---**
Let's make it so that it's okay
to use psychological tactics.
**[00:29] ---**
Then, I'll use rock!
**[00:31] ---**
Then if you don't use rock... I'll kill you!
**[00:36] ---**
What?!
**[00:36] ---**
Rock-paper-scissors!
**[00:40] ---**
Well then, get going.
**[00:42] ---**
No way!
**[00:44] ---**
Don't worry, Akihisa. Many Class D
students like good-looking boys.
**[00:48] ---**
So they won't give you hell.
**[00:50] ---**
I see. Then I'll definitely be okay, huh?
**[00:52] ---**
But you're ugly, so...
**[00:54] ---**
How rude! My good looks span all 365 degrees!
**[00:59] ---**
You've got an extra 5 degrees there.
**[01:01] ---**
So it's actually 5 degrees.
**[01:03] ---**
I hate you all!
**[01:04] ---**
Okay then! We're counting on you!
**[01:06] ---**
"Time: 16:05"
**[01:10] ---**
Now no one will marry me!
**[01:17] ---**
*What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?*
**[01:22] ---**
*One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!*
**[01:25] ---**
*One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!*
**[01:29] ---**
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
**[01:38] ---**
*"Nice to encounter you,"
that one's too easy!*
**[01:41] ---**
*There's only one answer
that I decided on at the start*
**[01:44] ---**
*My heart fluttered. Will I pass?*
**[01:46] ---**
*I won't panic whether
it's a matter of love or war*
**[01:49] ---**
*I sigh as I cram all night long*
**[01:51] ---**
*There's a genius dreamer inside of me*
**[01:54] ---**
*It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true*
**[01:56] ---**
*Pay no mind to other people's worlds*
**[01:59] ---**
*Perfect-area complete!*
**[02:02] ---**
*I'll definitely be waiting right here.*
**[02:04] ---**
*Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it*
**[02:11] ---**
*Ah! Ear! Ear!*
**[02:12] ---**
*Why? We just keep missing each other*
**[02:15] ---**
*If you came to me for advice, it'd go like*
**[02:18] ---**
*"So, friends?" "Yes, friends."*
**[02:21] ---**
*That's a sad 0 points.*
**[02:23] ---**
*No! Do it again! Rewrite it!*
**[02:26] ---**
*I'm serious, one
more chance please*
**[02:28] ---**
*You know, there's a future
more wonderful than now*
**[02:33] ---**
*Make it more wonderful than
now... my life, my life, my life*
**[02:42] ---**
"Time: 10:30"
**[02:43] ---**
"Fumizuki Academy"
**[02:45] ---**
As planned, starting this afternoon
**[02:47] ---**
an ST War between Year 2,
Classes F and D will take place.
**[02:51] ---**
Good. I like idiots who never learn.
**[02:54] ---**
Is there a chance they can win this time?
**[02:56] ---**
Well, about that...
**[02:56] ---**
"Episode 11" "Rivals, Love Letters,
and Blitz Tactics"
**[02:58] ---**
What is it?
**[03:00] ---**
About Yuuji Sakamoto in Class F...
**[03:02] ---**
His scores have been going
down in each periodical test.
**[03:05] ---**
What?! And they're trying
to beat Class D like that?
**[03:10] ---**
Seriously, they're taking it lightly.
Do they think ST wars are just a game?
**[03:15] ---**
No, Principal...
**[03:19] ---**
Please look at this.
**[03:20] ---**
Hm?
**[03:23] ---**
"Time: 14:35"
**[03:25] ---**
"Year 2, Class F"
**[03:27] ---**
Clear away anything that'll be in our way...
**[03:29] ---**
or we won't be able to move
around if they attack us in here.
**[03:32] ---**
If we win, we'll exchange our cardboard
boxes with Class D's desks, right?
**[03:36] ---**
So we'll say goodbye to these boxes, huh?
**[03:38] ---**
So we'll finally have a decent
classroom. Let's do our best, Himeji.
**[03:42] ---**
Yes. Let's do our best, Yoshii.
**[03:45] ---**
"Surprised Akihisa"
**[03:46] ---**
"Love Letter"
**[03:48] ---**
*I wonder... if that's a
love letter to Yuuji after all...*
**[03:52] ---**
"Misconception"
**[03:53] ---**
*But Yuuji's got Kirishima...*
**[03:56] ---**
*It sure is hard to give it to him, isn't it?*
**[03:56] ---**
"None of your business"
**[03:59] ---**
Excuse me, but if you put
captions, it reduces my part.
**[04:04] ---**
"Year 2, Class D"
**[04:05] ---**
That stupid Class F has
declared war on us, Class D.
**[04:09] ---**
They're after our classroom equipment.
**[04:11] ---**
"Class D"
**[04:13] ---**
Teach them that their classroom
is just what idiots deserve!
**[04:20] ---**
Let's start the strategic meeting.
**[04:23] ---**
Calling it "strategic" is too dramatic, Yuuji.
**[04:25] ---**
We've got Himeji, so it'll be a piece of cake.
**[04:28] ---**
Yeah, Himeji's strength
is Class A level, after all...
**[04:31] ---**
No! That's too optimistic.
**[04:33] ---**
Class E lost because they didn't
know that Mizuki Himeji was in Class F.
**[04:38] ---**
However, the same tactic won't work on us.
**[04:42] ---**
Our classroom is located at the
end of the new school building.
**[04:44] ---**
Class F is in the old building.
**[04:46] ---**
Since the fighting power will be
spread out due to the large battlefield,
**[04:49] ---**
we'll be at an advantage
since we have better scores.
**[04:52] ---**
If Himeji marches in there alone,
she'll receive a concentrated attack,
**[04:56] ---**
and so she won't be able to reach their rep.
**[05:00] ---**
Then what will we do?
**[05:02] ---**
We'll go with Blitz tactics this time.
**[05:04] ---**
The Force Recon unit will charge the
enemy's trenches and confuse the rear
**[05:08] ---**
in order to create an opening
in their defenses. Then, Himeji...
**[05:11] ---**
Yes.
**[05:12] ---**
You make a fierce attack on their
center in one shot using that opening,
**[05:15] ---**
and bring down the Class D Rep, Genji Hiraga.
**[05:18] ---**
Okay!
**[05:19] ---**
If we divide our strength, we can't win.
**[05:21] ---**
Forget defense, we'll put
everything into our attack!
**[05:24] ---**
We'll attack in one shot
and win before we can lose!
**[05:27] ---**
Offense is the best defense!
**[05:29] ---**
They'll put all their energy into
attacks, so they'll have a weak defense.
**[05:33] ---**
However, Sakamoto's score
is in the bottom rankings.
**[05:36] ---**
As long as there's no one guarding him,
we can bring him down with one blow.
**[05:40] ---**
Don't put up with their
cocky attitude! Crush them!
**[05:43] ---**
"Time: 15:30"
**[05:43] ---**
*And thus the war began.*
**[05:45] ---**
"War Commencement"
**[05:46] ---**
Okay, let's begin the war!
**[05:48] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:50] ---**
Akihisa. Command the
front lines as the unit leader.
**[05:53] ---**
What? Me?
**[05:55] ---**
Yeah. You're the key to this operation.
**[05:58] ---**
I've come up with a tactic unique to
Class F. Use it to confuse the enemy.
**[06:03] ---**
Okay!
**[06:07] ---**
Snakes...
**[06:15] ---**
Summon!
**[06:16] ---**
We got beaten.
**[06:18] ---**
What? You came back?
**[06:20] ---**
You thought I'd die?! Five of our
people were sent to the remedial class!
**[06:24] ---**
Muttsulini, show us the enemy's student list.
**[06:27] ---**
Hm?
**[06:28] ---**
Akihisa, what was the enemy's lineup like?
**[06:30] ---**
This, this, and this one
were on the front lines.
**[06:34] ---**
The rest were... Oh?
Where're the guys' pictures?
**[06:37] ---**
I don't have those.
**[06:39] ---**
I see. Many of them aren't good at math.
**[06:42] ---**
Then, shall I go charge them?
**[06:44] ---**
I planned that way from the start.
**[06:46] ---**
We've already secured the
math teacher Mr. Hasegawa as well.
**[06:49] ---**
What did I sacrifice myself for then?!
**[06:51] ---**
Sugawa! Prepare for the special mission.
**[06:54] ---**
Roger.
**[06:55] ---**
"Time: 15:46"
**[06:55] ---**
Everyone, make a sortie!
Let's start the operation!
**[06:58] ---**
Mr. Hasegawa! Please give us approval!
**[07:00] ---**
I approve!
**[07:03] ---**
Summon!
**[07:04] ---**
Here I come!
**[07:08] ---**
I won't lose against Class D in a math fight!
**[07:17] ---**
You jerks!
**[07:25] ---**
vs. "Math"
**[07:31] ---**
Those who died with their score reduced
to zero will be given a remedial class!
**[07:34] ---**
Ugh! Iron Man?!
**[07:35] ---**
Ah! I don't wanna take
the demon's remedial class!
**[07:38] ---**
That's not a remedial class! It's torture!
**[07:40] ---**
It's also respectable education!
**[07:42] ---**
I'll make you ideal students
whose hobby is studying
**[07:46] ---**
and who look up to Kinjirou
Ninomiya. So prepare yourself!
**[07:51] ---**
All right! Let's break through
the enemy's line of defense!
**[07:58] ---**
Class F's Shimada has
entered the new school building!
**[08:00] ---**
All right! Now's our chance!
**[08:07] ---**
Capture Mr. Hasegawa!
**[08:09] ---**
What?!
**[08:10] ---**
Some enemies laid in ambush in the
bathroom. Mr. Hasegawa got caught.
**[08:13] ---**
It's their trap.
**[08:15] ---**
Then what'll happen to Minami?!
**[08:17] ---**
"Math"
**[08:19] ---**
Ah?! The math field is...
**[08:22] ---**
This is bad!
**[08:23] ---**
That's the classical
Japanese teacher Mr. Takenaka!
**[08:28] ---**
I approve the fight in classical Japanese.
**[08:31] ---**
"Math" "Classical Japanese"
**[08:32] ---**
Oh no! That's the subject I'm bad at!
**[08:35] ---**
Leave the matter to me!
**[08:37] ---**
Sugawa!
**[08:38] ---**
Buy some time!
**[08:40] ---**
Okay. Let's stick it out, Minami!
**[08:42] ---**
But how?!
**[08:44] ---**
Ah!
**[08:45] ---**
So it's you, honey... It has to be you, honey?!
**[08:48] ---**
M-Miharu?!
**[08:50] ---**
It's true that I can't be a fighting
puppet that follows his orders!
**[08:54] ---**
Huh?
**[08:55] ---**
I'll bring you down, honey! Summon!
**[08:59] ---**
To think that lovers are
fated to fight each other...
**[09:02] ---**
As I thought, you and I are
connected by destiny, aren't we?!
**[09:06] ---**
I can't fight in classical Japanese!
**[09:08] ---**
I'll help you!
**[09:09] ---**
Kinoshita!
**[09:12] ---**
Your attention please.
**[09:14] ---**
This is an urgent message for
the math teacher Ms. Funakoshi.
**[09:17] ---**
That's Sugawa!
**[09:19] ---**
Ms. Funakoshi, Akihisa Yoshii is
waiting for you in front of Class D.
**[09:24] ---**
What?
**[09:25] ---**
*Math teacher Ms. Funakoshi,
a 45-year-old single woman.*
**[09:29] ---**
*She's a spinster who missed her
chance to get married. It's rumored*
**[09:32] ---**
*that she asks students to date
her in return for school credit.*
**[09:36] ---**
Yoshii says that he wants to talk
to you about something important,
**[09:39] ---**
not as student and teacher but as man and woman.
**[09:42] ---**
Please hurry to the Class D classroom.
**[09:45] ---**
Sugawa!
**[09:47] ---**
Ah! It's Ms. Funakoshi!
**[09:49] ---**
What?!
**[09:50] ---**
You're amazing, Unit Leader
Yoshii! You really are the man!
**[09:53] ---**
To think you'd sacrifice
yourself for the class...!
**[09:55] ---**
Everyone! Don't waste
Unit Leader Yoshii's death!
**[09:58] ---**
Yeah!
**[09:59] ---**
Sugawa!
**[10:02] ---**
You were too optimistic, Hiraga!
**[10:03] ---**
We've had another math
teacher secured in reserve!
**[10:06] ---**
Muttsulini! Remove Mr. Takenaka!
**[10:09] ---**
Roger.
**[10:11] ---**
Teacher... your wig is slipping.
**[10:15] ---**
Ahh! I'm leaving to attend
to some urgent matters!
**[10:19] ---**
"Math" "Classical Japanese"
**[10:19] ---**
Now!
**[10:20] ---**
Ms. Funakoshi! Please approve!
**[10:22] ---**
"Math"
**[10:22] ---**
"Math" "Math"
**[10:23] ---**
"Math"
**[10:24] ---**
I won't lose any more!
**[10:28] ---**
Take... this!
**[10:30] ---**
vs. "Math"
**[10:39] ---**
The path is clear!
**[10:41] ---**
It's your turn, Himeji!
**[10:43] ---**
Okay! I'm summoning my Avatar! Summon!
**[10:46] ---**
But you're a little too late!
**[10:50] ---**
Emergency!
**[10:51] ---**
What's the matter, Muttsulini?
**[10:53] ---**
"Do not open it carelessly"
**[10:54] ---**
"Do not open nonchalantly"
**[10:54] ---**
"Academy Discipline Reinforcement Week
Don’t rip off Move, old hag!!"
**[10:55] ---**
The spy cameras have detected
enemies. You're surrounded!
**[11:00] ---**
There he is! It's Sakamoto!
**[11:01] ---**
He's unguarded! Now's our chance!
**[11:03] ---**
Don't be so hasty. I'll take you on now.
**[11:07] ---**
"Time: 16:18"
**[11:10] ---**
Humph. He made a fool of us.
**[11:12] ---**
"Yuuji Sakamoto, Year 2, Class F Rep"
**[11:12] ---**
"Periodical test scores for each subject"
**[11:13] ---**
Looks like he wasn't once called
a whiz kid for nothing, huh?
**[11:17] ---**
Can't be! I heard your score was at the bottom!
**[11:20] ---**
Isn't that information outdated?
**[11:22] ---**
Well, I didn't put the latest score
in the info I had Muttsulini leak, so...
**[11:29] ---**
Okay then... Here I come!
**[11:31] ---**
Wh-Why...?
**[11:33] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[11:36] ---**
There's no enemy before me.
**[11:37] ---**
"Time: 16:25"
**[11:38] ---**
"War Over"
**[11:44] ---**
Okay, Idiot Test.
**[11:47] ---**
We did it, Yoshii!
**[11:50] ---**
I never thought that Yuuji was studying.
**[11:53] ---**
This is just the beginning.
**[11:55] ---**
Our real goal is Class A!
**[12:00] ---**
In order to achieve that,
we'll bring down Class B next!
**[12:05] ---**
Class B... The class with *that* Nemoto?
**[12:08] ---**
"(Curse!) Congrats"
**[12:09] ---**
As soon as our after-war recovery
tests are over, we'll declare war on Class B.
**[12:13] ---**
So, Akihisa. There's a
task only you can carry out.
**[12:20] ---**
"Middle" "Idiot"
**[12:20] ---**
Is there anything you want to say?
**[12:22] ---**
I can't believe you fell for it so many times.
**[12:24] ---**
Argh!
**[12:28] ---**
They're just Class F. And they're
declaring war on us? How amusing.
**[12:31] ---**
I think we'll teach them a few lessons.
**[12:32] ---**
Are you gonna be okay, Kyouji?
Class F defeated Classes E and D.
**[12:39] ---**
Are you afraid of Class F, Yuuka?
**[12:41] ---**
Don't make me laugh.
No matter how hard Class F tries,
**[12:44] ---**
they can't defeat us, Class C.
**[12:47] ---**
Then it's all the more true that
they won't defeat Class B, right?
**[12:51] ---**
Yeah, but...
**[12:52] ---**
However, they keep winning.
There's gotta be some trick to it.
**[12:56] ---**
If so, we won't do anything
risky like fighting them head-on.
**[13:00] ---**
Kyouji...
**[13:01] ---**
Just wait and see. I'm not an idiot, you know.
**[13:04] ---**
*I'll pay them back for
what they did the other day.*
**[13:08] ---**
So that's the strategy.
**[13:10] ---**
Everyone, fight with all your might.
If you do, we can win for sure!
**[13:13] ---**
Yeah!
**[13:15] ---**
"Time: 17:28"
**[13:15] ---**
Well then, dismissed!
**[13:16] ---**
"Dismiss"
**[13:17] ---**
"Temporary"
**[13:17] ---**
See you.
**[13:20] ---**
Was it really okay not to exchange
our equipment with Class D's?
**[13:23] ---**
Yeah, I'm sowing seeds for later.
**[13:26] ---**
Sowing?
**[13:27] ---**
Just look forward to seeing what blooms.
**[13:29] ---**
"Time: 17:31"
**[13:33] ---**
What's this?!
**[13:35] ---**
This is terrible... Who did this?
**[13:37] ---**
Probably Class B students.
**[13:40] ---**
They tried to hinder our recovery
tests by breaking our pencils, huh?
**[13:44] ---**
What a petty thing to do.
**[13:46] ---**
How bland...
**[13:48] ---**
Ah!
**[13:48] ---**
Hm?
**[13:49] ---**
What's the matter, Himeji?
**[13:51] ---**
Ah... no, nothing.
**[13:53] ---**
Ah!
**[13:56] ---**
How dare Nemoto...
**[13:58] ---**
I won't forgive him no matter what!
**[14:01] ---**
Calm down. Don't lose your head.
**[14:03] ---**
But...!
**[14:03] ---**
If we beat them in the ST war,
that'll be enough payback.
**[14:07] ---**
But if we lose our heads, we can't win.
That's also part of his strategy.
**[14:12] ---**
"Time: 14:51"
**[14:13] ---**
*And thus the showdown foreordained to happen*
**[14:15] ---**
*between Classes F and B began.*
**[14:18] ---**
Let's start the war! Brace yourself and fight!
**[14:20] ---**
Yeah!
**[14:23] ---**
Everyone! Charge!
**[14:26] ---**
Here they come!
**[14:28] ---**
*Humph, they sure are stupid.*
**[14:30] ---**
Do as we planned! They
have no chance of winning!
**[14:33] ---**
Charge!
**[14:36] ---**
Dammit! They're too strong for us!
**[14:42] ---**
Do we really not stand a chance?
**[14:45] ---**
That's just what you'd expect
from Class B. They're strong.
**[14:47] ---**
Yoshii!
**[14:48] ---**
Himeji! I thought it wasn't your turn yet...
**[14:50] ---**
Sakamoto said to use this when you're in a bind!
**[14:53] ---**
Yuuji did? This is...! Okay!
**[14:57] ---**
Everyone, listen good!
**[14:59] ---**
Class B Rep Nemoto has a girlfriend!
**[15:02] ---**
What?!
**[15:04] ---**
Class C Rep Yuuka Koyama is his girlfriend!
**[15:07] ---**
What?!
**[15:09] ---**
On top of that, his lunches
are being prepared by her!
**[15:13] ---**
What?!
**[15:17] ---**
*When the outrageous fury reaches its peak,*
**[15:21] ---**
*the inquisition group FFF
delivers merciless slaughter*
**[15:26] ---**
*that makes things like the
demon's remedial class seem pleasant.*
**[15:29] ---**
Unforgivable!
**[15:32] ---**
"Inquisition Group"
**[15:35] ---**
How dare he alone be happy!
**[15:38] ---**
Do you understand the pain felt
by those of us without a girlfriend?!
**[15:41] ---**
What the heck's with these guys?!
**[15:42] ---**
They're dangerous! Defend with all your might!
**[15:48] ---**
The tides of war have changed! Charge!
**[15:55] ---**
What's with these guys?!
**[15:57] ---**
Aren't they afraid of the remedial class?
**[15:59] ---**
What's the matter?
**[16:00] ---**
These Class F guys are desperate.
**[16:02] ---**
They took quite a few of our
comrades with them when they fell.
**[16:05] ---**
Hm... Maybe it's time to
take out a little insurance policy.
**[16:08] ---**
"Time: 15:21"
**[16:10] ---**
Those who died will be given a remedial class!
**[16:15] ---**
Sugawa... I won't waste your sacrifice.
**[16:18] ---**
It did... help to calm my fury.
**[16:22] ---**
So you still had a grudge against
him about Ms. Funakoshi, huh?
**[16:26] ---**
Our group has shrunk. Let's change formation!
**[16:29] ---**
Yeah!
**[16:30] ---**
Those who've been weakened,
go take the recovery test!
**[16:37] ---**
Ah, Hime--
**[16:40] ---**
*That's... Nemoto!*
**[16:42] ---**
Why did you mess up our classroom?
**[16:45] ---**
Do you have any evidence that we did it?
**[16:48] ---**
That's...
**[16:50] ---**
We did it and there's evidence, too.
**[16:53] ---**
Unforgivable! I'm summoning my Avat--
**[16:56] ---**
Oops, that was close.
**[16:59] ---**
Ah!
**[17:01] ---**
Aren't I considerate, showing
the evidence even though I did it?
**[17:05] ---**
Oh no...
**[17:06] ---**
This was an unexpected bonus.
A love letter in this day and age? How cute.
**[17:12] ---**
Please give it back to me!
**[17:14] ---**
I wonder what's written in it.
**[17:19] ---**
Oops. I think I'll keep it to enjoy later.
**[17:23] ---**
You're such a...
**[17:24] ---**
Really, I don't have to do this to win the war.
**[17:27] ---**
But this is in lieu of insurance.
**[17:29] ---**
I'll give this back to you
when the ST war is over.
**[17:31] ---**
That is if I didn't change my mind.
**[17:38] ---**
What's the matter, Akihisa?
Did you run from a fight?
**[17:41] ---**
If so, I'll beat you up with two fingers.
**[17:42] ---**
Yuuji, I need to talk to you.
**[17:44] ---**
What is it?
**[17:45] ---**
I want you to remove Himeji from the battle.
**[17:48] ---**
Did something happen?
**[17:49] ---**
I can't tell you the reason.
**[17:52] ---**
If you say so, that's fine.
**[17:54] ---**
But...
**[17:56] ---**
...the task that Himeji was
going to carry out... is yours now.
**[17:59] ---**
Okay.
**[18:00] ---**
Launch a surprise raid on
the enemy's headquarters.
**[18:02] ---**
You can pick the method.
**[18:04] ---**
Can you do it?
**[18:06] ---**
I'll try.
**[18:07] ---**
No! I'll do it!
**[18:09] ---**
That's the spirit, Akihisa.
**[18:11] ---**
"Time: 16:28"
**[18:12] ---**
Also, Yuuji...
**[18:13] ---**
What is it?
**[18:14] ---**
"Time: 16:29"
**[18:15] ---**
Akihisa... Are we really gonna do it?
**[18:18] ---**
If I am to launch a surprise raid on
Class B myself, this is the only way.
**[18:21] ---**
But you won't get summoning approval, right?
**[18:24] ---**
Not to worry. I have this.
**[18:27] ---**
Awaken!
**[18:28] ---**
Go!
**[18:36] ---**
This is nothing!
**[18:42] ---**
Wh-What's this?
**[18:44] ---**
I'm not done yet!
**[18:48] ---**
Are you okay, Akihisa?!
**[18:51] ---**
I'm okay. This is nothing.
**[18:54] ---**
No matter what happens...
**[18:57] ---**
I'll make this plan succeed for sure!
**[19:01] ---**
No matter what happens...
**[19:04] ---**
for Himeji's sake, too!
**[19:18] ---**
There he is!
**[19:23] ---**
You thought that I'd keep myself defenseless?
**[19:26] ---**
Your surprise raid has failed!
**[19:28] ---**
Gotcha!
**[19:29] ---**
Muttsulini!
**[19:33] ---**
What?!
**[19:35] ---**
We'll fight in Health and
Physical Education. Summon!
**[19:39] ---**
vs. "Health and Physical Education"
**[19:41] ---**
C-Can't be...! He jumped
in along with the teacher?!
**[19:45] ---**
*Iron Man Nishimura, who's
in charge of remedial classes,*
**[19:47] ---**
*can not only approve fights in all the subjects,*
**[19:50] ---**
*but he is also outstanding in sporting ability.*
**[19:55] ---**
Geez...
**[19:57] ---**
The war is over! Class F is the winner!
**[20:02] ---**
"Class F Win"
**[20:04] ---**
What a shame, Nemoto.
**[20:06] ---**
Sakamoto...
**[20:08] ---**
Now, I've got a proposal to
make to all of you in Class B.
**[20:12] ---**
Under normal circumstances, we'd exchange
**[20:14] ---**
our cardboard boxes with Class B equipment.
**[20:17] ---**
But if you meet our condition, we
can make an exception and excuse you.
**[20:21] ---**
Condition?
**[20:22] ---**
Nemoto! If you wear this and follow my orders,
**[20:25] ---**
I'll excuse your class from the exchange.
**[20:27] ---**
What?! Don't be ridiculous!
Why would I do such a foolish...
**[20:31] ---**
Everyone in Class B will make sure that happens!
**[20:33] ---**
We promise! Leave it to us!
**[20:35] ---**
We'll do everything in our
power to make him wear it!
**[20:36] ---**
Hey! I won't wear something like...
**[20:40] ---**
You'll pay for this! Stop it! Stop it!
**[20:41] ---**
Is this what you wanted?
**[20:43] ---**
You don't have to take
off my underwear, do you?!
**[20:45] ---**
Yeah!
**[20:50] ---**
*B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!*
**[20:56] ---**
*B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!*
**[20:59] ---**
*The end of the school day is bliss*
**[21:02] ---**
*If I am to put it into words, "It's really angelic!"*
**[21:05] ---**
*My peace was shattered
by a sudden announcement*
**[21:08] ---**
*Talking about the make up test. "This is Hell!"*
**[21:12] ---**
*While my friends and I were
sharing funny stories, I said,*
**[21:15] ---**
*"There's no way anyone is that stupid"*
**[21:18] ---**
*But the truth is, deep down in my heart*
**[21:21] ---**
*I was shouting, "That was me!"*
**[21:25] ---**
*About that "Monthly Parking"
sign you see in the parking lot*
**[21:31] ---**
*I thought it was the name of a company...*
**[21:37] ---**
*All this time...*
**[21:40] ---**
*Sticking to your idiocy can be cool*
**[21:43] ---**
*Is our common sense nonsense?*
**[21:46] ---**
*We don't need rules in this world*
**[21:49] ---**
*It's dog eat dog food! It's social upheaval!*
**[21:52] ---**
*Look!*
**[21:54] ---**
*The sun that rose from the west is setting*
**[21:58] ---**
*Run home! It's dinner time already.*
**[22:01] ---**
*Let's go home! Let's go home!*
**[22:16] ---**
Here you go, Himeji.
**[22:18] ---**
Thank you very much, Yoshii! I'm really glad.
**[22:23] ---**
Uhm, Himeji... That letter...
**[22:27] ---**
Yes. This is that unhappy chain letter.
**[22:31] ---**
Just because it was
taking forever for me to mail it,
**[22:35] ---**
I caused everyone trouble, didn't I?
**[22:39] ---**
Himeji!
**[22:40] ---**
I had hardships because of this letter...
**[22:43] ---**
but I experienced many happy things, too.
**[22:46] ---**
So I don't need it anymore.
**[22:51] ---**
I don't think I should
depend on this letter anymore.
**[22:57] ---**
I want to tell my feelings
directly with my own words.
**[23:03] ---**
I can't do it yet,
**[23:06] ---**
but there is one thing that I can do now.
**[23:09] ---**
Yoshii...
**[23:10] ---**
What is it, Himeji?
**[23:12] ---**
Can I call you Akihisa?
**[23:15] ---**
What? Well, that's... You see, those
FFF guys will get upset, so Hideyoshi...
**[23:21] ---**
Is it okay, Akihisa?
**[23:26] ---**
Yeah!
**[23:29] ---**
Yuuji, why are you obsessed with the
ST war? Do you want nice equipment?
**[23:35] ---**
I'm not interested in things like desks.
**[23:38] ---**
I want to prove that academic ability
isn't all that matters in life. That's all.
**[23:43] ---**
So, Shouko. Don't hold back.
**[23:47] ---**
I know. I'll fight in earnest.
**[23:52] ---**
*Question 12.*
**[23:53] ---**
*What do you call the last scene in a story,*
**[23:55] ---**
*such as a novel or play,
where things get resolved?*
**[23:58] ---**
*Final boss battle.*
**[23:59] ---**
*You don't have enough experience points.*
**[24:00] ---**
*Next Episode! "Love, Courage, and
Our Battle Has Just Begun! (Temporary)"*
**[24:03] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:06] ---**
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# 12 - Love, Courage and Our Battle Has Just Begun!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:18] ---**
Well then, shall we call it a day?
**[00:21] ---**
Yeah.
**[00:23] ---**
Huh?
**[00:24] ---**
What's the matter, Akihisa?
**[00:27] ---**
It's been acting strange since
the midterm we took the other day.
**[00:34] ---**
It disappeared.
**[00:37] ---**
Maybe you don't know how to use it that well?
**[00:39] ---**
Did you read the manual?
**[00:41] ---**
Let's see... "Do not touch it with wet hands.
**[00:44] ---**
Do not step on it.
Do not use it as a hand strap.
**[00:47] ---**
Do not give it to your girlfriend.
**[00:48] ---**
Do not pawn it.
**[00:50] ---**
Keep out of the reach of children."
**[00:53] ---**
I don't see anything out of
the ordinary written in here.
**[00:55] ---**
This is...
**[00:55] ---**
"For ages 13 and above."
**[00:57] ---**
That's it!
**[00:59] ---**
I'm over 13!
**[01:01] ---**
Everything but your mind is.
**[01:04] ---**
Th-That's not true! I've got many
books that are for 18 and over, too!
**[01:08] ---**
We'd like to hear *all* about them.
**[01:11] ---**
Depending on your answer...
**[01:14] ---**
*Haven't you heard "the bird that
keeps quiet does not get shot"?*
**[01:22] ---**
*Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou*
**[01:27] ---**
*One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!*
**[01:30] ---**
*One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!*
**[01:34] ---**
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
**[01:43] ---**
*Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo*
**[01:46] ---**
*Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu*
**[01:49] ---**
*Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?*
**[01:51] ---**
*Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai*
**[01:54] ---**
*Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki*
**[01:56] ---**
*Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer*
**[01:59] ---**
*Omou koto mina kanaeba iina*
**[02:01] ---**
*Hito no sekai wa kinishinai*
**[02:04] ---**
*Perfect-area complete!*
**[02:07] ---**
*Zettai koko de matterunda*
**[02:09] ---**
*Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo*
**[02:16] ---**
*Ah! Ear! Ear!*
**[02:17] ---**
*Why? Tomaranai surechigai*
**[02:20] ---**
*Watashi ga soudan aite nara*
**[02:23] ---**
*"Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."*
**[02:26] ---**
*Kanashiki rei ten dane*
**[02:28] ---**
*No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi*
**[02:31] ---**
*Honki de one more chance please*
**[02:33] ---**
*Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni*
**[02:38] ---**
*Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!*
**[02:47] ---**
Good morning, Aki. It's time to get up.
**[02:50] ---**
Hmm... Good morning, Sis.
**[02:53] ---**
Your breakfast is ready.
**[02:55] ---**
Since you're fighting Class A
in the Summoner Test War today,
**[02:59] ---**
for breakfast, I did something to help
give you luck so that you'll fight well.
**[03:03] ---**
You want to beat the enemy.
So I put steak and breaded pork cutlet...
**[03:07] ---**
Really?!
**[03:08] ---**
...pictures under your pillow.
**[03:11] ---**
What... Just pictures?
**[03:13] ---**
What do you think? You think you can win?
**[03:15] ---**
Your actions are so complicated that
I don't feel like you're supporting me.
**[03:18] ---**
You're right. You *are* at that age
where boys have a big appetite,
**[03:21] ---**
so I imagine pictures alone can't satisfy you.
**[03:24] ---**
I anticipated that might be the
case, so I got the actual food...
**[03:26] ---**
Really?!
**[03:28] ---**
...and made a video of me eating it.
**[03:30] ---**
Why a video?
**[03:31] ---**
More importantly, you
ate the steak by yourself?!
**[03:34] ---**
It was really tough. I worked
hard to eat it all when I was full.
**[03:39] ---**
Then you should've let me eat that!
**[03:42] ---**
Oh, you're so bold, Aki.
**[03:44] ---**
No!
**[03:45] ---**
What I want to eat is not this!
**[03:47] ---**
It's *this*!
**[03:49] ---**
Forget that, Aki.
**[03:51] ---**
Why aren't you telling me what
you think of me in a swimsuit?
**[03:54] ---**
There're so many things I wanna comment on
**[03:56] ---**
that I won't even have
time to get to your swimsuit!
**[03:59] ---**
Wait. Hey! Why are you eating in a swimsuit?
**[04:01] ---**
The director of photography told
me that you'd like it better that way.
**[04:06] ---**
Director of photography?
**[04:07] ---**
"Director of Photography: Muttsulini
Editor: Muttsulini Produced by: SILVER LINK."
**[04:09] ---**
Ah...
**[04:10] ---**
Fumizuki Academy follows
an action-oriented ideology.
**[04:13] ---**
Even if a student has high
academic ability, unless they can
**[04:15] ---**
exhibit that ability in actual tests,
their ability won't be acknowledged at all!
**[04:18] ---**
That was why you became a
Class F student, wasn't it, Mizuki?
**[04:22] ---**
I was told that staying healthy to get
ready for the test is also part of the test.
**[04:27] ---**
So we'll follow an
action-oriented ideology, too!
**[04:29] ---**
"Action-Oriented"
**[04:30] ---**
What do you mean?
**[04:31] ---**
It means that the battle has
started even before the bell rings.
**[04:35] ---**
Hideyoshi!
**[04:36] ---**
These're my big sister's personal belongings.
**[04:38] ---**
Her school uniform and her favorite books.
**[04:40] ---**
I don't know if we can use
anything in here against her.
**[04:43] ---**
This is enough. We'll figure something out.
**[04:46] ---**
Wow... Just what you'd expect from Class A.
**[04:48] ---**
I wonder how you solve this math problem.
**[04:51] ---**
Can I see it?
**[04:52] ---**
I'm good at math problems!
**[04:53] ---**
"Shinji"
**[04:54] ---**
"Yuuichi"
**[04:54] ---**
"Shinji" "Yuuichi"
**[04:55] ---**
What?! Th... Th... This is...!
**[04:58] ---**
"I'll wait for you under the legendary tree"
**[04:59] ---**
There's no answer to this one, right?
**[05:01] ---**
This multiplication is too much for me.
**[05:04] ---**
To think that this is a formula that
even Himeji and Minami can't solve...
**[05:07] ---**
She really is incredible.
**[05:09] ---**
There's more stuff, too. Why are
they so expensive when they're so thin?
**[05:14] ---**
These have to be confiscated! Confiscated!
**[05:16] ---**
It's too early for Akihisa to see it!
**[05:18] ---**
Akihisa! Take that and
go declare war on Class A!
**[05:22] ---**
What? I don't wanna get beat up again.
**[05:25] ---**
You'll be fine this time.
**[05:26] ---**
Pretend that you found this favorite
book of hers and kindly deliver it to her.
**[05:30] ---**
I get it. Then she'll appreciate it
and listen to me gently, won't she?
**[05:36] ---**
Kinoshita! I found your book!
**[05:40] ---**
Nooo!
**[05:43] ---**
I won't believe anyone anymore.
**[05:45] ---**
Are you all heartless?!
**[05:47] ---**
Big Sister?!
**[05:49] ---**
I can't believe you did that!
I'll never forgive you!
**[05:53] ---**
So you've come to check out your new desk?
**[05:56] ---**
You must be kidding!
**[05:57] ---**
There's no way Class A will be
defeated by Class F, is there?!
**[06:00] ---**
Why don't you idiots give it a rest?!
**[06:02] ---**
Idi... ot.
**[06:05] ---**
I don't think she means that kind of "rest."
**[06:08] ---**
Idiots should just stay where they
belong, with the scum in Class F!
**[06:12] ---**
Quit bothering us!
**[06:14] ---**
You're wrong!
**[06:16] ---**
It's true that Class F's
academic performance isn't good.
**[06:19] ---**
But they're not scum!
**[06:21] ---**
But they're Class F, right?
**[06:24] ---**
Himeji. If things had gone normally,
you wouldn't have been in Class F, right?
**[06:28] ---**
Or are you someone who belongs in Class F?
**[06:32] ---**
Haven't you become a real
idiot during your time in Class F?
**[06:37] ---**
What a terrible thing to say! There's
no way she belongs in Class F, right?!
**[06:41] ---**
Akihisa... By saying that, you're
admitting that Class F is the worst.
**[06:47] ---**
Once the ST War is over, I'll give you
my cardboard box. Take good care of it.
**[06:51] ---**
You'll regret this after
school! Prepare yourself!
**[06:57] ---**
The first step of the plan is complete!
**[06:59] ---**
But how are we gonna fight Class A?
**[07:01] ---**
We can't win if we fight head-on.
**[07:04] ---**
We've already used Kirishima's
weakness before so that's no use.
**[07:08] ---**
Yeah, I don't think she'll
make the same mistake twice.
**[07:12] ---**
Why do you think we didn't exchange
equipment in the past when we won?
**[07:16] ---**
What?
**[07:17] ---**
The seeds I sowed have grown.
Now is the time to harvest!
**[07:20] ---**
A mock ST War?
**[07:22] ---**
Under normal circumstances, we
would've liked to officially declare war,
**[07:26] ---**
but we're unable to for three
months after our loss in the war.
**[07:29] ---**
Would you fight us for training?
**[07:32] ---**
We have a war with Class F starting
this afternoon. So we don't have time.
**[07:38] ---**
You guys attacked Class F when
they were weakened from their war.
**[07:41] ---**
Is that what you'd call Class A's dignity?
**[07:45] ---**
Well, I guess it *would* be
unseemly if you had to say you lost
**[07:49] ---**
because you were exhausted
from your fight with us, huh?
**[07:51] ---**
Are you saying that we'll lose to them?
**[07:56] ---**
Fine. We'll fight you as a
warm-up. Is that okay, Rep?
**[08:01] ---**
I don't mind.
**[08:02] ---**
A warm-up? You sure take us lightly, don't you?
**[08:06] ---**
Geez... Why would we lose to an
idiot who likes to dress like a woman?
**[08:11] ---**
Wha--
**[08:13] ---**
Ah...
**[08:22] ---**
We'll start a mock ST War
between Classes A and B now!
**[08:27] ---**
Start!
**[08:29] ---**
Let's take care of them quickly!
**[08:31] ---**
Summon!
**[08:33] ---**
Looks like it's started.
Hideyoshi! It's your turn!
**[08:36] ---**
Got it!
**[08:38] ---**
"Whoa...!!"
**[08:41] ---**
How's this? Do I look like a girl?
**[08:43] ---**
"Whoooaaaa!!"
**[08:44] ---**
Too fast...
**[08:46] ---**
I thought the enemy of a
woman was a woman all this time!
**[08:49] ---**
What are these...
complicated feelings I'm having?
**[08:52] ---**
Incredible, Hideyoshi!
You're a true, pretty girl after all!
**[08:57] ---**
Like I keep saying, I'm a guy!
**[08:59] ---**
He's already finished changing.
**[09:01] ---**
I practiced changing clothes
quickly in the drama club.
**[09:05] ---**
Something like this takes no time.
**[09:12] ---**
What're you doing, Muttsulini?!
**[09:13] ---**
I wish you had told me sooner
that it was that kind of plan!
**[09:17] ---**
He must've been quite disappointed
that he couldn't take pictures.
**[09:20] ---**
Well then, I'll work on the finishing touches.
**[09:27] ---**
I'm Kinoshita... I'm Kino...
**[09:34] ---**
I'm Kinoshita... Kinoshita
by me. My Kinoshita...
**[09:39] ---**
I'm Yuuko Kinoshita!
**[09:42] ---**
You filthy pigs!
**[09:44] ---**
What?! Wh-What're you bursting in here for?!
**[09:46] ---**
Shut your trap! You smell like a pig!
**[09:48] ---**
What?!
**[09:49] ---**
I'm Yuuko Kinoshita from Class A!
**[09:52] ---**
I came to make clear our beef with
the garbage dump that is Class C!
**[09:54] ---**
Garbage... dump?
**[09:56] ---**
I can't stand such a smelly, filthy
classroom being in the same school!
**[10:02] ---**
A pigsty is the perfect
place for you domestic animals!
**[10:05] ---**
Of all things, you're saying
that we should be in Class F?!
**[10:09] ---**
We're not that low!
**[10:12] ---**
What'd you say?!
**[10:18] ---**
In any case, we'll be
busy fighting Class F today,
**[10:21] ---**
so we can't fight an ST War with you,
**[10:23] ---**
but we'll take care of you
soon. So prepare yourselves!
**[10:26] ---**
Wh... What the hell was that?!
**[10:30] ---**
That's it!
**[10:34] ---**
It's finally over. How tiresome. Let's go back!
**[10:38] ---**
You're the one who started it!
**[10:42] ---**
I'm Class C Rep Yuuka Koyama!
**[10:44] ---**
I'm requesting Class A
to fight us in a mock ST War!
**[10:47] ---**
Huh?
**[10:49] ---**
You...! I'll never forgive you!
**[10:51] ---**
Huh?
**[10:52] ---**
Y-Yuuka! Why are you here?!
**[10:56] ---**
W-Were you hiding that hobby from me?
**[10:58] ---**
N-No, Yuuka. This is... Yuuka!
**[11:02] ---**
*Because of this incident,
their relationship fell apart.*
**[11:07] ---**
Everyone! Charge! Beat them up!
**[11:11] ---**
What's with them?! Aren't they afraid of dying?
**[11:16] ---**
Everyone! Let's go!
**[11:17] ---**
Let's go!
**[11:19] ---**
Honey! Please watch my brave figure!
**[11:22] ---**
We'll return the favor to Class F!
**[11:24] ---**
Yeah!
**[11:25] ---**
Class A is exhausted right
now due to successive wars!
**[11:28] ---**
Even we, Class E, can give
them damage if we attack now!
**[11:32] ---**
We don't want to stay in debt with Class F!
**[11:35] ---**
We'll reduce their scores as much as possible!
**[11:37] ---**
Yeah!
**[11:40] ---**
Don't take Class A... lightly!
**[11:44] ---**
I'm Class E Rep, Hiromi Nakabayashi!
I'm requesting a mock ST War!
**[11:49] ---**
You're not gonna turn us down, are you?
**[11:53] ---**
This is incredible! Class E's
fighting a good fight with Class A!
**[11:57] ---**
In ST Wars, you use your
physical strength as well.
**[12:00] ---**
Class E has many jocks, but in Class A,
**[12:03] ---**
there're many students who only
study and don't build their muscles.
**[12:07] ---**
Once they are exhausted, their
attacks won't hit the target any more.
**[12:10] ---**
On top of that,
**[12:11] ---**
it's a mock war, so there's no time
for a recovery test nor any obligation.
**[12:14] ---**
So this is the reason we didn't
exchange classroom equipment!
**[12:19] ---**
You got the other classes to owe us!
**[12:22] ---**
The accumulation of small
things is important in everything.
**[12:25] ---**
It's not about coming up with a
sure method for winning out of thin air,
**[12:27] ---**
but about augmenting our fighting
power by accumulating a set of advantages.
**[12:31] ---**
That's what you call real strategy.
**[12:36] ---**
You guys really play dirty!
**[12:38] ---**
Oh? I don't know what you're talking about.
**[12:40] ---**
You might think that you reduced our
scores by instigating the other classes,
**[12:44] ---**
but it makes no difference
to us! Don't underestimate us!
**[12:49] ---**
To see that you can still
fight after all those wars...
**[12:51] ---**
Just as you'd expect from Class A.
**[12:53] ---**
Talk nonchalantly while you can. Prepare yourself!
**[13:00] ---**
There's something else...
you should be prepared for, too.
**[13:04] ---**
Brace yourselves! Let's do it!
**[13:06] ---**
Yeah!
**[13:14] ---**
Idiot test.
**[13:16] ---**
We'll cut those Class F idiots down to size!
**[13:20] ---**
Everyone... The real fight starts now.
**[13:23] ---**
Rep?
**[13:24] ---**
We'll defeat Class F with all our
might! Everyone... do your best!
**[13:29] ---**
Yeah!
**[13:30] ---**
Summon!
**[13:34] ---**
What's our strategy?
**[13:35] ---**
There's a stairway behind Class F.
**[13:38] ---**
We'll attack them from both sides with
the main force attacking from the front
**[13:40] ---**
and the squads attacking
from the upper and lower floors.
**[13:47] ---**
Charge!
**[13:51] ---**
They're not here!
**[13:51] ---**
Where'd they go?!
**[13:52] ---**
Did they run away?!
**[13:53] ---**
Hey! We're over here!
**[13:56] ---**
They're over there!
**[13:57] ---**
You should go outside once in
a while or mold will grow on you.
**[14:00] ---**
Dammit! Those damn jerks!
**[14:02] ---**
When did they...?
**[14:04] ---**
Everyone! Charge into the schoolyard!
**[14:06] ---**
They're coming, Akihisa!
**[14:07] ---**
Okay!
**[14:13] ---**
Okay, let's go outside!
**[14:15] ---**
What the heck is this?!
**[14:17] ---**
Dammit!
**[14:29] ---**
Everyone, follow me!
**[14:31] ---**
I won't let you run... aw...
**[14:34] ---**
...ay...
**[14:35] ---**
Welcome!
**[14:37] ---**
Ah... Ahhhh!
**[14:39] ---**
Get him!
**[14:45] ---**
Remedial class! Those who
died will be given a remedial class!
**[14:49] ---**
That's Class A for you. They sure
are serious. They changed their shoes.
**[14:53] ---**
Though our enemy was scattered about,
now they're gathered in one place.
**[14:57] ---**
If all of us make a
concentrated attack on one person,
**[15:00] ---**
even if they're a Class A
student, we can win, huh?
**[15:03] ---**
Okay! The next plan! Akihisa!
**[15:05] ---**
Okay! Whoa!
**[15:08] ---**
Everyone, retreat!
**[15:11] ---**
You jerks! We won't let you get away!
**[15:15] ---**
What did you pull your pants down for?
**[15:19] ---**
Oh no!
**[15:20] ---**
Oh no!
**[15:20] ---**
"Oh no!"
**[15:23] ---**
Now! Bring them down while
they're preoccupied with their pants!
**[15:26] ---**
Yeah!
**[15:27] ---**
vs. "Combined Subjects"
**[15:31] ---**
Just as you'd expect from Akihisa's Avatar!
**[15:33] ---**
He's unrivaled when it comes to speed!
**[15:37] ---**
Oh yeah...!
**[15:38] ---**
I have a favor to ask.
**[15:39] ---**
What's the matter, Muttsulini?
**[15:42] ---**
This time...
**[15:43] ---**
Huh?
**[15:44] ---**
This time, do it with bras...
**[15:46] ---**
I knew you'd say that.
**[15:49] ---**
How dare you damage us.
**[15:50] ---**
I'll be your opponent this time!
**[15:52] ---**
Okay, Muttsulini! Leave it to me!
**[16:00] ---**
Oh? Oh? Oh?
**[16:02] ---**
You're wasting your time...
**[16:05] ---**
because I'm not wearing a bra today.
**[16:14] ---**
I-I'm still...
**[16:16] ---**
The time has finally come for us to
battle it out, hasn't it, Muttsulini?!
**[16:20] ---**
Battle it out... The *kanji* for
it has female and male in it...
**[16:27] ---**
Muttsulini!
**[16:29] ---**
I-I'm okay. I'll bring her
down with my own two hands!
**[16:33] ---**
Yoshii! I'll be your opponent!
**[16:36] ---**
Kubo! Okay! Let's fight!
**[16:40] ---**
You're too optimistic, Yoshii.
**[16:43] ---**
If you wish...
**[16:45] ---**
Huh?!
**[16:45] ---**
...no matter what my appearance...
I won't feel embarrassed!
**[16:49] ---**
Now! Take my passionate blows,
which are bursting with all my feelings!
**[16:55] ---**
I'll also lovingly take your blows!
**[16:57] ---**
Hey! Yoshii! Let's battle it out,
too, by putting our lives on the line!
**[17:02] ---**
Now is our chance!
**[17:03] ---**
Yeah!
**[17:04] ---**
vs. "Combined Subjects"
**[17:06] ---**
What're you doing?!
**[17:08] ---**
Enough with playing around.
Where's their Rep, Sakamoto?
**[17:09] ---**
Yoshii...! Yoshii...! Ah...! Yoshii!
**[17:13] ---**
Your opponent is... us!
**[17:16] ---**
The enemy's numbers are getting a lot smaller.
**[17:19] ---**
Everyone!
**[17:20] ---**
Akihisa!
**[17:21] ---**
Aki!
**[17:22] ---**
Looks like things are going well.
**[17:23] ---**
Unexpected commotions are
**[17:25] ---**
an effective way of fighting serious opponents.
**[17:27] ---**
I knew... you'd be here.
**[17:30] ---**
You sure come up with a
bunch of elaborate ideas.
**[17:35] ---**
Aren't you impressed?
**[17:37] ---**
But... this is it for you.
**[17:40] ---**
Yuuji... I'll defeat you.
**[17:43] ---**
That's my line! Let's fight!
**[17:46] ---**
I approve!
**[17:47] ---**
I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
**[17:53] ---**
Summon!
**[18:04] ---**
Our attacks aren't hitting them?!
**[18:06] ---**
We've spent lots of time practicing!
**[18:08] ---**
With my iron bracelet, we can summon
our Avatars without a teacher attending.
**[18:11] ---**
Because of that, we were able
to practice controlling our Avatars.
**[18:15] ---**
You're not used to using
your Avatars in everyday life.
**[18:18] ---**
In addition, you're tired from the
mock ST Wars and you lack concentration!
**[18:21] ---**
It's a piece of cake... dodging your attacks!
**[18:23] ---**
You sure talk big... when it takes
only one blow for you to go down!
**[18:26] ---**
No matter how powerful an attack is,
it won't have any effect if it doesn't hit!
**[18:29] ---**
In addition...
**[18:31] ---**
even if the offensive power is small,
when it hits you, it causes damage!
**[18:35] ---**
Why?! You're Class F!
**[18:38] ---**
We've been studying, too!
**[18:40] ---**
Though we're nowhere near Class A.
**[18:43] ---**
Can't be...
**[18:44] ---**
There they are! This way! Rep!
**[18:47] ---**
Class A students are here!
**[18:49] ---**
They got here quicker
than I expected... Akihisa!
**[18:52] ---**
Okay! Awaken!
**[19:01] ---**
We won't let you go through
here until the fight is over.
**[19:03] ---**
Dammit! Push it!
**[19:12] ---**
Now your help won't get here.
**[19:14] ---**
That's okay. I can take
care of all of you by myself.
**[19:17] ---**
How rude!
**[19:18] ---**
I'll fight you!
**[19:19] ---**
Yuuji...
**[19:21] ---**
...prepare yourself!
**[19:22] ---**
Bring it on!
**[19:39] ---**
They're only lowly students and yet...!
**[19:40] ---**
Why?
**[19:41] ---**
It's not the logic! It's the practice!
**[19:47] ---**
All right!
**[19:47] ---**
This is it!
**[19:54] ---**
What?
**[19:55] ---**
What's the matter?
**[19:56] ---**
Th-The bracelet is...
**[19:58] ---**
Dammit! Is it at its limit? It was still
okay when the system went out of control.
**[20:03] ---**
What's going on?
**[20:04] ---**
It surpassed its breaking
point because you studied!
**[20:07] ---**
Does that mean...?!
**[20:08] ---**
As I thought, only an idiot can use it!
**[20:23] ---**
Kinoshita!
**[20:31] ---**
Himeji!
**[20:31] ---**
Shouko!
**[20:39] ---**
Y... Yuuji...
**[20:41] ---**
Shouko...!
**[20:45] ---**
A... Akihisa...
**[20:48] ---**
Hime... ji...
**[20:52] ---**
Aki!
**[20:59] ---**
Rep!
**[21:03] ---**
What's going on?!
**[21:05] ---**
Akihisa!
**[21:06] ---**
Are you okay, Yoshii?!
**[21:23] ---**
That was close...
**[21:25] ---**
Goodness... I had no idea what
was going to happen.
**[21:26] ---**
It was scary!
**[21:29] ---**
Akihisa! It was really, really scary!
**[21:35] ---**
Shocked!
**[21:36] ---**
I-I was scared, too, you know!
**[21:37] ---**
I was really scared, too!
**[21:43] ---**
Thank goodness...
**[21:49] ---**
That scared me!
**[21:52] ---**
W-Well... Th-The reason I saved you was just...
**[21:57] ---**
Take this!
**[22:00] ---**
Wha...
**[22:01] ---**
Wha... Wha...
**[22:03] ---**
I-I did it!
**[22:07] ---**
Huh? What?
**[22:11] ---**
The winner... Class A.
**[22:14] ---**
Huh?!
**[22:14] ---**
Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
**[22:25] ---**
*B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!*
**[22:31] ---**
*B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!*
**[22:35] ---**
*Jugyou owari shifuku no jikan*
**[22:37] ---**
*Tatoeru no nara “Maji de Angel!”*
**[22:40] ---**
*Fui no kokuchi heiwa kowashita*
**[22:43] ---**
*Tsuishi no shirase “Jigoku da!”*
**[22:47] ---**
*Tomodachi tono warai banashi ni*
**[22:50] ---**
*“Iru wake naiyo sonna baka”*
**[22:53] ---**
*Demo hontou wa mune no oku dewa*
**[22:56] ---**
*Sakendetanda “Jibun ga! Sou deshita!”*
**[23:00] ---**
*Chuusha jou de miru “Tsukigime” no koto*
**[23:06] ---**
*Kaisha no namae dato omotteta...*
**[23:12] ---**
*Zutto...*
**[23:15] ---**
*Baka mo tooseba otoko date*
**[23:18] ---**
*Bokura no joushiki hijoushiki?*
**[23:21] ---**
*Ruuru wa muyou sa kono sekai*
**[23:24] ---**
*Yakiniku teishoku gekokujou*
**[23:27] ---**
*Miroyo!*
**[23:29] ---**
*Nishi kara nobotta ohisama ga shizunde iku*
**[23:33] ---**
*Hashire! Mou gohan da*
**[23:36] ---**
*Ouchi ni kaerou! Ouchi ni kaerou!*
**[23:51] ---**
*Question 13.*
**[23:53] ---**
*Fumizuki Academy adopted a
battle system in which tests are used.*
**[23:57] ---**
*What is this battle called?*
**[23:58] ---**
*Entrance Exam War.*
**[23:59] ---**
*Please don't mistake the
fundamentals of this show.*
**[24:02] ---**
*Next Episode! "BAKA and
TEST -- Summon the Beast!"*
**[24:03] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:06] ---**
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# 13 - BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:18] ---**
This isn't... It's still... not over...
**[00:23] ---**
Ah!
**[00:25] ---**
Take this!
**[00:28] ---**
vs. "Combined Subjects"
**[00:30] ---**
Wha...
**[00:31] ---**
I-I did it!
**[00:33] ---**
Ah... The winner... Class A.
**[00:38] ---**
Huh? What? Rep...?
**[00:45] ---**
Huh?
**[00:52] ---**
*What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?*
**[00:57] ---**
*One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!*
**[01:00] ---**
*One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!*
**[01:04] ---**
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
**[01:13] ---**
*"Nice to encounter you,"
that one's too easy!*
**[01:16] ---**
*There's only one answer
that I decided on at the start*
**[01:19] ---**
*My heart fluttered. Will I pass?*
**[01:21] ---**
*I won't panic whether
it's a matter of love or war*
**[01:24] ---**
*I sigh as I cram all night long*
**[01:26] ---**
*There's a genius dreamer inside of me*
**[01:29] ---**
*It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true*
**[01:32] ---**
*Pay no mind to other people's worlds*
**[01:34] ---**
*Perfect-area complete!*
**[01:37] ---**
*I'll definitely be waiting right here.*
**[01:39] ---**
*Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it*
**[01:46] ---**
*Ah! Ear! Ear!*
**[01:47] ---**
*Why? We just keep missing each other*
**[01:50] ---**
*If you came to me for advice, it'd go like*
**[01:53] ---**
*"So, friends?" "Yes, friends."*
**[01:56] ---**
*That's a sad 0 points.*
**[01:58] ---**
*No! Do it again! Rewrite it!*
**[02:01] ---**
*I'm serious, one
more chance please*
**[02:03] ---**
*You know, there's a future
more wonderful than now*
**[02:08] ---**
*Make it more wonderful than
now... my life, my life, my life*
**[02:17] ---**
"Images on screen are flights of fancy; may differ from reality."
**[02:17] ---**
*The Summoner Test War has ended
and a new morning has begun.*
**[02:26] ---**
Are these possibly...
**[02:28] ---**
Drawing boards and rush mats.
**[02:30] ---**
I didn't think it could get any
worse than cardboard boxes.
**[02:34] ---**
So there was something even below that, huh?
**[02:36] ---**
I didn't see this coming.
**[02:37] ---**
I'm sorry, Himeji.
**[02:39] ---**
No. There's nothing you
should be apologizing for, Akihisa.
**[02:43] ---**
The ST War was so much fun.
**[02:46] ---**
Himeji...
**[02:48] ---**
Geez... Stop weeping! We lost!
There's nothing we can do about it!
**[02:52] ---**
We can still take classes
using the drawing boards.
**[02:55] ---**
They say home is where you make it, right?
**[02:57] ---**
Since this is like sketching in art
class, it seems fun, doesn't it? Ah...
**[03:01] ---**
What's the matter, Mizuki?
**[03:03] ---**
Well, uhm... I can't see the bottom.
**[03:07] ---**
Where are you going, Minami?!
**[03:09] ---**
Where else?! I'll go start
an ST War one more time!
**[03:13] ---**
Just give up, Shimada!
**[03:15] ---**
We can't declare war for at
least the next three months!
**[03:17] ---**
But I hate this drawing board!
**[03:20] ---**
Your breasts won't be in your way,
and besides, it looks good on you.
**[03:23] ---**
And my joints can't be bent in that direction!
**[03:25] ---**
I feel like I haven't been
attacked like this for a long time.
**[03:27] ---**
What do you mean by saying
**[03:27] ---**
Almost... Almost... Almost...
**[03:28] ---**
a flat board looks good on me?!
**[03:29] ---**
Hm?!
**[03:32] ---**
Almost... Almost... Almost... Almost...
**[03:35] ---**
I can almost see... I can almost see...
**[03:37] ---**
Almost... Almost... Almost,
almost, almost, almost...
**[03:40] ---**
You're on fire! You're burning up, Muttsulini!
**[03:45] ---**
Whoa! The fire died down!
**[03:47] ---**
What's the matter? You're
already down and out, Muttsulini?
**[03:51] ---**
Kudou!
**[03:52] ---**
I went to the trouble of putting on
a bra today just for you, Muttsulini.
**[03:56] ---**
A very cute one.
**[03:58] ---**
Humph. So?
**[04:00] ---**
Your body is more honest.
**[04:02] ---**
Don't worry. I know, Muttsulini!
**[04:05] ---**
Awaken!
**[04:08] ---**
Ah...
**[04:09] ---**
Sorry, Muttsulini. I forgot
my iron bracelet was broken.
**[04:13] ---**
"Note: Muttsulini"
**[04:14] ---**
Where are you going, Muttsulini?!
**[04:17] ---**
Please give Akihisa
approval to summon his avatar.
**[04:18] ---**
What is this for?
**[04:20] ---**
To take someone's bra off.
**[04:22] ---**
I can't approve.
**[04:25] ---**
I wonder if this was our real ability after all.
**[04:28] ---**
Well, something like that.
**[04:30] ---**
But I can't accept the way we lost.
**[04:33] ---**
Well, a defeat is a defeat.
**[04:36] ---**
We fought using our fighting skills
as our weapon rather than test scores.
**[04:41] ---**
We fought under the same terms.
**[04:42] ---**
But they were a cut above us
**[04:44] ---**
for being able to attack us
without being affected by the situation.
**[04:47] ---**
Which means we lost
because we let our guard down.
**[04:49] ---**
But...
**[04:50] ---**
That's reality. Well, the end
result is all that matters, so...
**[05:00] ---**
Did something happen, Aki?
**[05:02] ---**
You said trying hard is
only a means to an end, right?
**[05:07] ---**
Yes, I did.
**[05:09] ---**
I couldn't get results. I wonder if
I'm just an ordinary idiot after all.
**[05:14] ---**
It's true that you're a fool if
you take pride in your own efforts.
**[05:18] ---**
However, it's not a bad thing
for others to praise your effort.
**[05:22] ---**
Sis...
**[05:23] ---**
I think you did your best. You're my
little brother, whom I can be proud of.
**[05:29] ---**
Thanks, Sis.
**[05:30] ---**
It's okay for you to mope
around over the defeat for now.
**[05:34] ---**
What? Wouldn't people normally cheer
you up by saying, "Don't mope around"?
**[05:37] ---**
It is important to accept
your defeat as a defeat.
**[05:40] ---**
If a person doesn't know the
frustration caused by defeat,
**[05:44] ---**
he neither knows how to get up when
he falls, nor can he move further ahead.
**[05:48] ---**
So mope around as much as you like.
**[05:51] ---**
But when you're done moping,
start walking again towards your future.
**[05:58] ---**
Okay!
**[05:59] ---**
While you're moping around,
I'll fully comfort you.
**[06:04] ---**
Having me sleep by your
side or take a bath with you...
**[06:06] ---**
Huh?
**[06:07] ---**
Which would you like?
**[06:08] ---**
I decline both.
**[06:10] ---**
Don't hold back. I'm your sister.
**[06:14] ---**
That's exactly why I'm holding back!
**[06:19] ---**
*When I'm done moping, start
walking again towards my future...*
**[06:23] ---**
*Future...*
**[06:26] ---**
*I wonder if there's still
something I can do by any chance...*
**[06:30] ---**
Okay, I've decided!
**[06:31] ---**
"Clank"
**[06:32] ---**
So we're taking a bath together?
**[06:34] ---**
That's not what I meant.
**[06:38] ---**
So that concludes the ST War result report.
**[06:42] ---**
Who is it?
**[06:45] ---**
What did you come here for, Yoshii?
**[06:47] ---**
I have a request. Please let us
fight an ST War with Class A again!
**[06:52] ---**
That's not possible. If you want
to declare war, wait three months.
**[06:57] ---**
I can't wait that long!
**[06:59] ---**
That's the rule of this
academy. We can't bend it.
**[07:03] ---**
Please!
**[07:07] ---**
I just can't... accept it
ending like this! Please!
**[07:10] ---**
I'd like to request it, too!
**[07:13] ---**
I cannot accept how we won, either.
**[07:15] ---**
Class A happened to win. However,
**[07:18] ---**
I hate to admit it, but they had
us on the ropes during the fight.
**[07:20] ---**
Kinoshita? You, too, Kirishima?
**[07:23] ---**
You two...
**[07:25] ---**
That's not how Class A, the class
that represents the academy, should win.
**[07:29] ---**
I don't think the students from the
other classes would accept it, either. So...
**[07:33] ---**
I'd like to ask, too.
**[07:35] ---**
All of you...
**[07:36] ---**
Do you know why this academy
adopted the Summoner Test War system?
**[07:44] ---**
We cannot bend the rules. But...
**[07:48] ---**
we owe you for the time
the system went out of control.
**[07:52] ---**
I'm also responsible for
letting you use the iron bracelet
**[07:55] ---**
when it was still experimental.
**[07:57] ---**
If you are that insistent, I guess
I'll give you a special treatment.
**[08:01] ---**
Special treatment?
**[08:01] ---**
Is your wish really the exchange of
equipment between Classes A and F?
**[08:07] ---**
What..?
**[08:07] ---**
If not, there's another option available to you.
**[08:12] ---**
What?!
**[08:13] ---**
Fight Class A again?
**[08:15] ---**
It's okay to fight again?!
**[08:17] ---**
I can't believe that old
hag approved such a thing.
**[08:20] ---**
This is amazing, Akihisa!
**[08:21] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[08:23] ---**
All right then! We'll knock
them down this time for sure!
**[08:26] ---**
Shall we make a new plan?!
**[08:28] ---**
Well, Yuuji... It's a
little different this time.
**[08:32] ---**
Hm?
**[08:33] ---**
What?!
**[08:35] ---**
You'll duel?!
**[08:37] ---**
Yeah. It's been decided that
I'll fight the Class A Rep in a test.
**[08:41] ---**
Class A Rep... With Shouko?!
**[08:44] ---**
If I win, although we can't exchange equipment,
**[08:48] ---**
they said that they'll grant us a small request.
**[08:51] ---**
Your opponent is the
Year 2 top student, you know!
**[08:53] ---**
Can you win, Aki?
**[08:54] ---**
Are you gonna be okay, Akihisa?
**[08:57] ---**
Don't worry. I won't cause you guys trouble.
**[09:00] ---**
So, Akihisa. What happens if you lose?
**[09:04] ---**
They'll grant the other side one request.
**[09:06] ---**
If I win, I'll ask to get my
marriage registration form back.
**[09:09] ---**
It's not yours to start with!
**[09:11] ---**
You bastard! You said you
wouldn't cause us trouble!
**[09:15] ---**
But my life is at stake here!
**[09:17] ---**
It's nothing important!
**[09:19] ---**
Once the war is over, we'll go
on our honeymoon right away.
**[09:22] ---**
No way!
**[09:23] ---**
Yuuji, how many kids do you want?
**[09:25] ---**
Akihisa, you bastard! Win at
any cost! Don't you dare lose!
**[09:29] ---**
Shouko! Go easy on him, too!
**[09:32] ---**
I remember... You told me not to hold back.
**[09:36] ---**
Dammit! My life is... over...
**[09:40] ---**
So you decided that I'm gonna lose...
**[09:43] ---**
But it's true...
**[09:45] ---**
Although I can fight again,
fighting Kirishima all by myself isn't...
**[09:50] ---**
Stupid Big Brother!
**[09:51] ---**
Hm?
**[09:53] ---**
Hazuki!
**[09:54] ---**
Here! This is a present for you!
**[09:57] ---**
Whoa! You can bake cookies?!
**[10:00] ---**
I learned in home economics class.
I'm not very good at it, though.
**[10:04] ---**
Thanks, Hazuki.
**[10:06] ---**
All right! Can you do your best now?
**[10:09] ---**
Huh?
**[10:11] ---**
I see... Thanks. Your support really helps.
**[10:16] ---**
Yeah, these taste good.
You might have a talent for this.
**[10:19] ---**
Thank you. I couldn't bake well
and I burned them several times.
**[10:25] ---**
But I didn't give up and tried hard,
and finally I was able to do it.
**[10:29] ---**
All right!
**[10:31] ---**
What's the matter, Big Brother?
**[10:33] ---**
I'll try hard and won't give up, too.
**[10:35] ---**
I'll be no worse off.
I'll try my best! Thanks, Hazuki!
**[10:40] ---**
Yep!
**[10:42] ---**
I'm home!
**[10:43] ---**
Welcome home, Aki.
**[10:49] ---**
*I'll cram overnight or do whatever!*
**[10:51] ---**
*I'll become able to answer
as many questions as I can!*
**[11:04] ---**
Idiot test.
**[11:06] ---**
Following the decision on special treatment,
**[11:08] ---**
we'll now start a duel between
Class A Rep Shouko Kirishima
**[11:11] ---**
and Class F student Akihisa Yoshii.
**[11:15] ---**
The duel will follow sudden death rules.
**[11:17] ---**
*In sudden death rules,*
**[11:19] ---**
*the students are given the
same questions one by one*
**[11:22] ---**
*and answer at the same time.*
**[11:24] ---**
*When either of them makes
a mistake, the game is over.*
**[11:27] ---**
*The one who made the mistake loses.*
**[11:29] ---**
In other words, whoever
makes a mistake first loses.
**[11:33] ---**
At Fumizuki Academy, you're given an
unlimited number of questions in tests,
**[11:36] ---**
but the questions get harder each time.
**[11:38] ---**
Which means, the outcome will
be decided in the initial stages.
**[11:41] ---**
Akihisa...
**[11:42] ---**
Well then, let's start!
**[11:44] ---**
Good luck, Akihisa!
**[11:46] ---**
Yuuji...
**[11:47] ---**
I believe that you can win.
**[11:53] ---**
You, too, trust your own
ability and do your best! Fight!
**[11:53] ---**
So he gives his earnest support
when his future is at stake, huh?
**[11:57] ---**
Question 1. Write the
proverb that means the following.
**[12:01] ---**
"To fail at something one is good at."
**[12:04] ---**
This one is easy.
**[12:06] ---**
Unless Akihisa is really stupid, he
shouldn't stumble at the beginning.
**[12:13] ---**
He's already stumbled!
**[12:15] ---**
What?!
**[12:18] ---**
How's that?!
**[12:20] ---**
All right!
**[12:21] ---**
Both are correct.
**[12:25] ---**
Don't scare me, Akihisa!
**[12:26] ---**
I'm nervous! What can I do?!
**[12:30] ---**
Question 2. Answer how to
calculate the area of a circle.
**[12:36] ---**
All right! Kirishima made a mistake!
**[12:39] ---**
Huh? What?! How come?! Why?!
**[12:42] ---**
I'm surprised you were able
to enter a high school like that.
**[12:45] ---**
Well then, question 3.
**[12:53] ---**
It's not like it's inedible,
but it's not quite there yet.
**[12:57] ---**
Aki must be fighting hard now.
**[12:59] ---**
I hope I can make something
that could be called a reward.
**[13:04] ---**
I'll try hard, too.
**[13:06] ---**
Q-Question 30.
**[13:08] ---**
Name the year that the twelve
court rank system was established.
**[13:14] ---**
Both are correct.
**[13:15] ---**
Whoa...
**[13:17] ---**
Good going, Akihisa!
**[13:19] ---**
You can still keep on going.
**[13:20] ---**
*Phew... Somehow my guesses
for study topics were right*
**[13:23] ---**
*so I've been doing okay so far.*
**[13:25] ---**
*But she wouldn't make a
mistake so easily, would she?*
**[13:28] ---**
*If I lose my concentration
on even one question, I'll lose.*
**[13:30] ---**
Question 31.
**[13:32] ---**
Name the person who defeated the last king of
**[13:36] ---**
the Achaemenid Empire of Persia and
started his eastern campaign in 334 BC.
**[13:41] ---**
Another history question!
**[13:42] ---**
This one is tough.
**[13:44] ---**
Akihisa...
**[13:48] ---**
Both are correct.
**[13:49] ---**
Whoa! He got it correct!
**[13:51] ---**
Good job, Aki!
**[13:53] ---**
*Phew. Even I wouldn't make a
mistake on Alexander the Great, would I?*
**[13:57] ---**
They'll be done with the easy questions soon.
**[14:00] ---**
So things will get gradually
tougher for Akihisa, huh?
**[14:02] ---**
Akihisa...
**[14:04] ---**
Question 32. Japan's very first
imperial era name was "Taika."
**[14:08] ---**
Name the year the Taika Reform
took place in Christian Era.
**[14:13] ---**
Whoa!
**[14:14] ---**
This question is...
**[14:16] ---**
A freebie question.
**[14:17] ---**
Obviously, they both will get it correct.
**[14:19] ---**
We have to wait to see who
wins until the next question.
**[14:23] ---**
What's the matter, Akihisa?
**[14:25] ---**
T... Taika Reform... Which year was that?
**[14:29] ---**
What?!
**[14:29] ---**
What the hell?! You bastard!
**[14:31] ---**
You don't remember that after what happened?!
**[14:34] ---**
That's exactly why I got confused
as to which one was correct!
**[14:37] ---**
Stop messing around, you idiot!
**[14:39] ---**
*The key is the word "Reform." I know that much.*
**[14:43] ---**
*Reform... Reform...*
**[14:45] ---**
*645...? Or 625?*
**[14:49] ---**
*"Re-form" or "Re-four-m"?*
**[14:51] ---**
*Reform... Reform... Reform...*
**[14:55] ---**
Akihisa...
**[14:56] ---**
Aki...
**[14:58] ---**
*Which...?! Which one...?!*
**[15:01] ---**
*If I make a mistake here... it'll all be over!*
**[15:06] ---**
Aki...
**[15:09] ---**
Akihisa!
**[15:11] ---**
Dammit!
**[15:16] ---**
Aki!
**[15:17] ---**
Akihisa!
**[15:18] ---**
That idiot! He's given up!
**[15:21] ---**
No, he hasn't! That's...!
**[15:30] ---**
That's Striker Sigma V!
**[15:33] ---**
Go!
**[15:35] ---**
Stop it, you idiot!
**[15:43] ---**
That's the wrong answer!
**[15:44] ---**
What?!
**[15:46] ---**
It's over... My life is over...
**[15:49] ---**
Winner, Akihisa Yoshii, Year 2, Class F!
**[15:53] ---**
What?!
**[15:57] ---**
I... I got it right?
**[16:00] ---**
You did it, Aki!
**[16:01] ---**
Good job, Akihisa!
**[16:02] ---**
Akihisa!
**[16:10] ---**
Shouko... why'd you do that?
**[16:14] ---**
Because... I promised...
**[16:17] ---**
Hm?
**[16:20] ---**
...that I'd never forget.
**[16:31] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[16:33] ---**
Besides, I got what I wanted, so...
**[16:36] ---**
Huh?
**[16:38] ---**
I'm going to City Hall now.
**[16:40] ---**
How'd you get it?!
**[16:42] ---**
A kind person gave it to me.
**[16:43] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[16:45] ---**
Kindness does not go unrewarded.
**[16:50] ---**
I never imagined you'd really win.
**[16:53] ---**
Principal...
**[16:54] ---**
Well then, as promised,
we'll grant your request.
**[16:59] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[17:00] ---**
What did you request, Akihisa?
**[17:04] ---**
That's...
**[17:05] ---**
Well then, Himeji. We'll give
you another placement test.
**[17:09] ---**
What? Akihisa... don't tell me...
**[17:12] ---**
This was the reason I wanted
to start ST Wars from the start.
**[17:17] ---**
I wanted at least you to be able
to study using good equipment, so...
**[17:22] ---**
Then...
**[17:24] ---**
You can go to the class that suits you.
**[17:27] ---**
Isn't that great, Himeji?
**[17:29] ---**
Oh no...
**[17:31] ---**
Akihisa...
**[17:32] ---**
What is it?
**[17:33] ---**
Are you... Are you okay with this?
**[17:37] ---**
It'll be a bit lonely without you, but if
it's good for you, then that's the best.
**[17:41] ---**
I... see...
**[17:45] ---**
Thank you very much, Akihisa.
**[17:48] ---**
Yep!
**[17:49] ---**
"Second Placement Test"
**[17:51] ---**
Well then, start!
**[17:56] ---**
Class: F; No. 28; Name: Mizuki Himeji"
**[18:00] ---**
*There're tons of people who're
only good at academics in this world.*
**[18:04] ---**
*But no matter how high one's
individual ability is, there's a limit.*
**[18:10] ---**
*Those who care only about their
own strength never exceed that limit.*
**[18:16] ---**
*When I was in school, it was natural to
work hard together for everyone's sake.*
**[18:22] ---**
*You don't gain much by
working hard only for yourself.*
**[18:29] ---**
*What's important for now
is that you understand that.*
**[18:42] ---**
That's it!
**[18:44] ---**
Looks like you did well. This'll be
good enough for you to join Class A.
**[18:48] ---**
Yes sir.
**[18:49] ---**
We'll let you know the results.
You can go home now.
**[18:54] ---**
Excuse me!
**[18:55] ---**
What is it?
**[18:56] ---**
I made one big mistake. Please let me fix it.
**[19:01] ---**
The test is over. You're not
allowed to make a change.
**[19:04] ---**
But...
**[19:04] ---**
Don't worry. You answered
a lot. This should be enough.
**[19:08] ---**
Please!
**[19:10] ---**
Hm?
**[19:10] ---**
No matter what...
No matter what, I have to fix it!
**[19:17] ---**
Please!
**[19:22] ---**
Good morning, Aki!
**[19:24] ---**
Good morning, Akihisa.
**[19:26] ---**
Good morning.
**[19:27] ---**
Good morning!
**[19:28] ---**
Yoshii...
**[19:29] ---**
Ah, good morning, Kirishima.
**[19:31] ---**
I took the form to City Hall,
but they rejected it.
**[19:35] ---**
*In Japan, men must be 18
and above to get married.*
**[19:40] ---**
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
**[19:50] ---**
Akihisa!
**[19:56] ---**
Aki, have you seen Mizuki yet?
**[19:58] ---**
No, I haven't seen her today yet.
**[20:01] ---**
I see.
**[20:02] ---**
It'll be harder and harder to see
her when she's in a different class.
**[20:05] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:06] ---**
Did you hear, Akihisa?
**[20:08] ---**
Hear what?
**[20:08] ---**
Himeji's placement test score. I hear
it's pretty certain that she'll join Class A.
**[20:13] ---**
I see...
**[20:14] ---**
Was it really okay?
**[20:15] ---**
Yeah, Class F isn't where she should be.
**[20:19] ---**
She should study comfortably
in the fully furnished Class A.
**[20:24] ---**
If that's how you feel,
then we're okay with it, too.
**[20:27] ---**
But Akihisa... It doesn't look
like things will go as you planned.
**[20:31] ---**
What?
**[20:32] ---**
Good morning, Akihisa.
**[20:35] ---**
Himeji?! What're you doing here?!
Did you forget something?
**[20:38] ---**
No. This is my classroom.
**[20:41] ---**
What?! I thought it was certain
that you were going to join Class A!
**[20:44] ---**
About that...
**[20:45] ---**
To tell you the truth, I forgot to
write my name so I got zero points.
**[20:50] ---**
So I've been placed in Class F again.
**[20:53] ---**
Himeji...
**[20:57] ---**
So, I'm looking forward to studying
together with you again, Akihisa.
**[21:04] ---**
What's the matter, Aki?
**[21:06] ---**
Are you crying for joy?
**[21:07] ---**
I'm happy for you, Akihisa.
**[21:09] ---**
This is a happy ending.
**[21:10] ---**
That damn old hag!
**[21:18] ---**
*B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!*
**[21:24] ---**
*B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!*
**[21:27] ---**
*The end of the school day is bliss*
**[21:30] ---**
*If I am to put it into words, "It's really angelic!"*
**[21:33] ---**
*My peace was shattered
by a sudden announcement*
**[21:36] ---**
*Talking about the make up test. "This is Hell!"*
**[21:40] ---**
*While my friends and I were
sharing funny stories, I said,*
**[21:43] ---**
*"There's no way anyone is that stupid"*
**[21:46] ---**
*But the truth is, deep down in my heart*
**[21:49] ---**
*I was shouting, "That was me!"*
**[21:53] ---**
*About that "Monthly Parking"
sign you see in the parking lot*
**[21:59] ---**
*I thought it was the name of a company...*
**[22:05] ---**
*All this time...*
**[22:08] ---**
*Sticking to your idiocy can be cool*
**[22:11] ---**
*Is our common sense nonsense?*
**[22:14] ---**
*We don't need rules in this world*
**[22:17] ---**
*It's dog eat dog food! It's social upheaval!*
**[22:20] ---**
*Look!*
**[22:22] ---**
*The sun that rose from the west is setting*
**[22:27] ---**
*Run home! It's dinner time already.*
**[22:30] ---**
*Let's go home! Let's go home!*
**[22:44] ---**
You damn old hag!
**[22:45] ---**
What'd you barge in here and call
me damn old hag for, you damn brat?
**[22:48] ---**
This is wrong, isn't it?!
Why does Himeji get zero points?!
**[22:52] ---**
She forgot to put her name.
Of course she gets zero points.
**[22:55] ---**
That isn't right! Since she took the test alone,
**[22:58] ---**
even if she didn't write her name,
it's completely obvious it was her!
**[23:02] ---**
You guys didn't even notice that?! You idiot!
**[23:08] ---**
I never thought I'd be called an "idiot" by you.
**[23:12] ---**
In any case, please put her points back.
**[23:15] ---**
Or let her retake the
placement test from the start!
**[23:19] ---**
You really are an idiot, aren't you?
**[23:23] ---**
Huh?
**[23:24] ---**
What?
**[23:26] ---**
Idiot.
**[23:27] ---**
Idiot.
**[23:28] ---**
Idiot.
**[23:29] ---**
Idiot.
**[23:29] ---**
A real idiot.
**[23:30] ---**
Idiot.
**[23:32] ---**
Akihisa, you really are an idiot.
**[23:36] ---**
What?! Y-You're saying that too, Himeji?! Why?!
**[23:45] ---**
Idiot!
**[23:49] ---**
"Idiot"
**[23:51] ---**
"See you again!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# Season 2
# 1 - Me, Everyone, and Swimming in the Ocean!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:16] ---**
So, Aki, how many
people are going on this trip?
**[00:21] ---**
*Akihisa Yoshii is
being put in a tight spot.*
**[00:26] ---**
N-Nine people, including you...
Is that a problem?
**[00:30] ---**
If we rent a van, it'll
be fine, but seven is a lot.
**[00:33] ---**
Who did you invite?
**[00:36] ---**
F-For example, you know
these guys, too, right?
**[00:40] ---**
Yuuji...
**[00:43] ---**
Hideyoshi...
**[00:46] ---**
Muttsulini...
**[00:48] ---**
Who else?
**[00:50] ---**
Th-The others are...
**[00:52] ---**
*Th-This isn't good. She forbids me
from being close friends with girls.*
**[00:58] ---**
*For Kirishima, I can probably get by
by telling Sis that she's Yuuji's fiancée.*
**[01:02] ---**
*But Himeji...*
**[01:05] ---**
*Minami...*
**[01:07] ---**
*Kudou... If she realizes they're coming,
too, I don't know what she'll do to me!*
**[01:11] ---**
So, who else?
**[01:13] ---**
Huh? Well, H-H...
**[01:16] ---**
You've already mentioned Hideyoshi.
**[01:18] ---**
H... It's a secret.
**[01:22] ---**
Aki, please clench your teeth.
**[01:24] ---**
I'm sorry! I was just joking!
**[01:26] ---**
If you're honest with me,
I'll reward you with a kiss.
**[01:31] ---**
The remaining four
people are space people.
**[01:33] ---**
--Aki, close your eyes.
**[01:35] ---**
--Argh!
**[01:35] ---**
Wait a sec! I clearly lied to you, didn't I?!
**[01:38] ---**
In a sense, humans are space people, too.
**[01:42] ---**
Wait! I apologize! Stop! Stop!
**[01:48] ---**
Why...? To think that
you refuse that strongly...
**[01:52] ---**
Ah... I'm sorry. But a
brother and sister kissing...
**[01:56] ---**
It's arousing, right?
**[01:57] ---**
A perv! A hopeless
perv stands before me!
**[02:00] ---**
Please don't take it
seriously. I was 30% joking.
**[02:04] ---**
*Oh no... So she was
more than half serious.*
**[02:07] ---**
To start with, it was your fault that
you tried to weasel your way out by lying.
**[02:10] ---**
Ack!
**[02:11] ---**
Why did you try weaseling out of telling me?
**[02:14] ---**
You won't get upset?
**[02:16] ---**
Of course not. Unless you're bringing girls,
**[02:20] ---**
I won't get upset or
make you wear girls' clo--
**[02:23] ---**
Where are you going, Aki?
**[02:25] ---**
I don't wanna be
scolded, beaten, smashed,
**[02:27] ---**
and forced to wear girls' clothes!
**[02:29] ---**
I see... So you invited girls, too...
**[02:32] ---**
I-It's not like that! It's just that...
**[02:40] ---**
Himeji and the others
help me out with my studies.
**[02:43] ---**
Also I'd feel bad not inviting them
when we always do things together.
**[02:46] ---**
I didn't know it'd turn out to
be an overnight trip, either, so...
**[02:49] ---**
Seriously, what will I do with you?
**[02:55] ---**
Okay, then.
**[02:56] ---**
What?! Th-Then...
**[02:58] ---**
Just this time, okay?
**[03:00] ---**
However, if I see you engaging
in illicit sexual activities...
**[03:07] ---**
...your entire family will be killed.
**[03:09] ---**
Err, that includes you, Sis.
**[03:14] ---**
*Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
which one is wonderful?*
**[03:34] ---**
*My future starts spinning colorfully*
**[03:40] ---**
*How much should I tell him?
Should I pretend I didn't see?*
**[03:45] ---**
*I see, this vast world
grows based on my mood*
**[03:51] ---**
*I love you today, I really love you*
**[03:57] ---**
*I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
than the number of the stars in the sky*
**[04:02] ---**
*I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
but I had a dream of walking with you*
**[04:08] ---**
*I'm sorry... It's just,
I didn't know it was love*
**[04:13] ---**
*The answer is, you and mystery
plus me equals infinite jump!!*
**[04:37] ---**
"BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts 2-"
**[04:42] ---**
"Episode 1
Me, Everyone, and Swimming in the Ocean!"
**[04:44] ---**
*And, today is the day of their beach trip.*
**[04:47] ---**
It's a good thing the
weather is nice, huh, Yuuji?
**[04:49] ---**
Yeah. Everyone was able to make it, too.
**[04:53] ---**
I was so excited about this trip
that I had a hard time sleeping.
**[04:56] ---**
Come on, Mizuki. You aren't
an elementary school kid.
**[04:59] ---**
I got a new swimsuit for today, too.
**[05:02] ---**
I thought you bought a new one just recently.
**[05:04] ---**
That one... uhm... didn't fit.
**[05:07] ---**
A-ha... Could it be
that you gained weight?
**[05:11] ---**
Just a little! Just a little!
It was just a little bit of a lot...
**[05:16] ---**
So which is it?
**[05:19] ---**
It's not like that.
**[05:20] ---**
I'm sure my weight gain was
caused by my hair growing, that's all!
**[05:24] ---**
Geez... That's because
you let your guard down.
**[05:26] ---**
As for me, I even lost
weight due to the heat.
**[05:29] ---**
What?! That's not fair, Minami!
That's a harsh betrayal!
**[05:33] ---**
Yeah, I did lose weight...
starting with my breasts.
**[05:37] ---**
Himeji, Shimada, aren't
you guys worrying too much?
**[05:40] ---**
I don't think you two look
much different from before.
**[05:43] ---**
Well, excuse me! I know my
breasts grow slower than yours!
**[05:47] ---**
My breasts don't grow!
**[05:50] ---**
You don't have to be nice to me.
**[05:52] ---**
I know you'll get huge boobs
and leave me in the dust!
**[05:55] ---**
You have such a busty figure.
You can't understand our worries!
**[06:00] ---**
I'm a guy! Calm down!
**[06:02] ---**
What's with you two today?
**[06:05] ---**
It's just...
**[06:07] ---**
I envy her breasts.
**[06:09] ---**
I envy her slim waist.
**[06:11] ---**
Indeed, Akira is dangerous.
I have to keep a sharp eye on Yuuji.
**[06:16] ---**
Yeah, she's got such a nice figure.
It's amazing! It seems like she'd look good
**[06:19] ---**
in those string bikinis you
see in dirty magazines, huh?
**[06:25] ---**
Oh? What's the matter, Kouta?
**[06:28] ---**
I got a little carsick.
**[06:29] ---**
It's not often that
carsickness causes nose bleeds.
**[06:32] ---**
Aki, could you get the motion
sickness medicine from my bag?
**[06:36] ---**
Okay!
**[06:38] ---**
Hm? The zipper doesn't open.
**[06:41] ---**
One, two... Oof!
**[06:43] ---**
Okay, it's open. Hm?
**[06:47] ---**
*A school swimsuit (old type). Wow...*
**[06:51] ---**
Sis! This is "out"!
**[06:52] ---**
What's with you, Akihisa?!
**[06:54] ---**
What do I do, Yuuji?! I've got a
hopelessly pathetic person in my family!
**[06:58] ---**
I think the pathetic one is you,
holding that school swimsuit tight.
**[07:01] ---**
Well, this is my sister's swimsuit and...
**[07:03] ---**
I see. You have an interest in
your sister's school swimsuit, huh?
**[07:07] ---**
That *is* hopeless.
**[07:09] ---**
You got it wrong! I won't allow this!
**[07:12] ---**
You were worried about being
embarrassed, so you asked me to wear
**[07:16] ---**
something that exposes as
little as possible, right, Aki?
**[07:18] ---**
I'm sorry! Compared to the embarrassment
**[07:21] ---**
of walking with my own sister
in this swimsuit at her age,
**[07:23] ---**
your exposure was nothing!
Change! Change the swimsuit!
**[07:27] ---**
As your brother, I can't
allow something like this!
**[07:30] ---**
In other words, are you saying that
this swimsuit exposes too little skin?
**[07:33] ---**
Oh, think whatever you like.
**[07:35] ---**
Akihisa, you should
watch your naughtiness.
**[07:37] ---**
Ahh! Muttsulini, the king of
naughtiness, called me naughty!
**[07:42] ---**
Don't cry, Akihisa. You call
others idiots at times, too, right?
**[07:46] ---**
Does that mean that
I'm the king of idiots?!
**[07:49] ---**
I guess it can't be helped.
I'll wear a different swimsuit.
**[07:52] ---**
Actually, it was tight around the
bust and my breasts fell out, so...
**[07:58] ---**
Bust... Bust... Breasts fell out...!
**[08:03] ---**
Wow, what a nice view.
**[08:06] ---**
The breeze feels nice, too.
**[08:07] ---**
This location is perfect.
**[08:09] ---**
All right! Let's go
quickly change and swim!
**[08:12] ---**
Okay!
**[08:13] ---**
*Today's the day that I make sure
everyone realizes that I'm a guy!*
**[08:17] ---**
*This time, I was careful to
purchase guys' swimming trunks.*
**[08:21] ---**
*I won't let anyone complain!*
**[08:23] ---**
Yahoo!
**[08:25] ---**
I changed in the car!
**[08:27] ---**
The tan I got from my swimming club
swimsuit doesn't match with this one.
**[08:31] ---**
This is also sexy, isn't it, Muttsulini?
**[08:36] ---**
If you wanna take pictures of me,
you can take as many as you want.
**[08:39] ---**
I don't mind.
**[08:40] ---**
Don't flatter yourself, Aiko Kudou.
**[08:43] ---**
Huh?
**[08:44] ---**
I haven't the slightest
interest in your swimsu--
**[08:49] ---**
This is caused by sunstroke.
**[08:51] ---**
You really hung in there, Muttsulini.
You lasted 28 seconds.
**[08:54] ---**
It's amazing! You beat your old
record for holding back your nosebleed!
**[08:57] ---**
Are you okay, Muttsulini?
**[09:00] ---**
Ahh... If you get
closer to him, Kudou...
**[09:06] ---**
The sunlight is... strong...
**[09:09] ---**
Muttsulini!
**[09:10] ---**
I wish to be reincarnated as a bird.
**[09:14] ---**
Oh no... Don't even joke like that!
**[09:17] ---**
And I wish to be able to peek on
the girls' locker room from the sky
**[09:20] ---**
as much as my heart desires.
**[09:24] ---**
*He didn't learn anything
from his death in this world.*
**[09:27] ---**
*Woosh... Woosh...*
**[09:31] ---**
--I didn't know that lemon juice
goes surprisingly well with sugar.
**[09:34] ---**
--I'm sorry to keep you guys waiting!
**[09:38] ---**
Thanks for waiting.
**[09:39] ---**
Is Tsuchiya okay?
**[09:42] ---**
He's stable right now.
**[09:43] ---**
Aiko, don't tease him too much.
**[09:46] ---**
Well, I didn't do anything, though.
**[09:50] ---**
You look so cute in that
swimsuit that Tsuchiya got excited.
**[09:56] ---**
There has not been
any confirmation of that.
**[10:01] ---**
Excited?
**[10:02] ---**
Yes. He's a guy, too, after all.
**[10:06] ---**
I see...
**[10:09] ---**
Scissors.
**[10:10] ---**
Arrrrrrrrgh!
**[10:13] ---**
What'd you do that
for all of a sudden?!
**[10:15] ---**
You have to get excited by
watching me in a swimsuit, so...
**[10:19] ---**
You didn't have to do that.
**[10:21] ---**
You both are pretty
and have nice figures.
**[10:23] ---**
Oh... stop it...
"Pretty"? I'm embarrassed.
**[10:27] ---**
Thank you, Yoshii.
**[10:29] ---**
I know I don't have
a nice figure after all!
**[10:33] ---**
That's not really true. You're slim
and the right places are protruding, so...
**[10:37] ---**
Yeah, yeah. My bust is slim
and my belly is protruding!
**[10:41] ---**
No one said that!
**[10:43] ---**
Hey, guys! Sorry to keep you waiting!
**[10:48] ---**
You! What're you doing?!
**[10:50] ---**
What is it?
**[10:51] ---**
Why aren't you wearing your top?!
**[10:53] ---**
Because this is a men's swimsuit.
**[10:56] ---**
A girl shouldn't wear a men's swimsuit!
**[10:58] ---**
Well, I'm not a girl.
**[11:00] ---**
Anyway, come with me!
**[11:02] ---**
You're mistaken!
Listen to me! I'm saying, wait!
**[11:07] ---**
Oh, Minami, did my
brother make a blunder?
**[11:15] ---**
What's the matter, Minami?
**[11:17] ---**
It's okay. I know I'll never
be able to beat that.
**[11:21] ---**
Akira, excuse me a second.
**[11:26] ---**
Amazing!
**[11:28] ---**
I'm sorry! Please excuse me, too!
**[11:35] ---**
Beaches are cruel, aren't they?
**[11:38] ---**
It's God who's cruel.
**[11:40] ---**
I'm sorry I took so long, everyone.
**[11:44] ---**
Is something wrong, Hideyoshi?
You seem to be down.
**[11:49] ---**
Please don't ask me about it.
**[11:52] ---**
*Beaches in summer
are cruel in many ways.*
**[12:00] ---**
*Idiot Test!*
**[12:08] ---**
Akihisa, it's more to your right.
**[12:10] ---**
That's not true.
It's actually more to your left.
**[12:12] ---**
Yoshii, keep going straight ahead.
**[12:16] ---**
*Who's telling the truth?*
**[12:18] ---**
Aki, it's 32 degrees
left at a distance of 4.7m.
**[12:24] ---**
It's actually at the opposite direction.
**[12:26] ---**
*Everyone's giving me
different instructions. What do I do?*
**[12:30] ---**
*What about Yuuji?*
**[12:32] ---**
Yuuji, what do you
think of this swimsuit?
**[12:34] ---**
Nothing, really.
I saw it before, didn't I?
**[12:36] ---**
That's because you aren't seeing it
carefully. You should see it up closer.
**[12:41] ---**
Hey! Don't get so close!
All sorts of things are touching me!
**[12:44] ---**
It's... right... there!
**[12:47] ---**
Bite me!
**[12:51] ---**
That was close!
**[12:52] ---**
Tsk! I missed it.
**[12:56] ---**
I'm sorry, Yuuji.
I thought it was a watermelon.
**[13:00] ---**
It looked as if you
dashed with no hesitation.
**[13:04] ---**
What're you saying, Hideyoshi?
That's a terrible misunderstanding.
**[13:07] ---**
He's right, Hideyoshi.
**[13:09] ---**
All Akihisa was doing was
looking for the watermelon.
**[13:12] ---**
Now, it's my turn.
**[13:16] ---**
What's the matter?
Let go of the bat, Akihisa.
**[13:19] ---**
You tried just a little earlier and failed.
**[13:22] ---**
The first round is over. It's the
second round now and I go first, right?
**[13:26] ---**
It's just fair to do it in the
opposite order in the second round.
**[13:29] ---**
Uhm, we don't really want to smash
the watermelon, so why don't we stop
**[13:33] ---**
the watermelon cracking game now?
**[13:35] ---**
Don't worry! We're definitely
not gonna crack the watermelon!
**[13:38] ---**
What're you guys going to crack?
**[13:43] ---**
Ahh... I'm exhausted.
**[13:45] ---**
I haven't even swum yet.
Why am I so exhausted?
**[13:48] ---**
You asked for it.
**[13:51] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting!
**[13:52] ---**
We bought lunch.
**[13:55] ---**
Sorry that it took us a while.
**[13:56] ---**
Was it crowded?
**[13:57] ---**
No, but...
**[13:59] ---**
Well, we got hit on.
**[14:02] ---**
I really don't like stuff like that.
**[14:04] ---**
Me, neither.
**[14:06] ---**
I see. That must've been a hassle.
**[14:08] ---**
You can just laugh it off, right?
**[14:11] ---**
Yeah, he's right.
**[14:13] ---**
Hey, both of you.
That kind of attitude isn't good.
**[14:17] ---**
Huh?
**[14:19] ---**
Geez, you don't get how
women's minds work, do you?
**[14:22] ---**
That's right. You should
be more worried, Yuuji.
**[14:25] ---**
Huh?! About wha--
**[14:27] ---**
Argh! My bones...!
**[14:30] ---**
I wish Akihisa got jealous
over us, too, even just a little bit...
**[14:34] ---**
Oh yeah, why don't we
make him worry a little?
**[14:37] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:38] ---**
Guys like that are everywhere.
It's such a pain, right, Mizuki?!
**[14:42] ---**
Yeah, they're always bothering us!
**[14:47] ---**
Oh? Do you two often get hit on?
**[14:50] ---**
Yes! We get hit on all the time!
**[14:52] ---**
Yeah! We get hit on everywhere!
**[14:54] ---**
But, you guys seemed
like you weren't used to it.
**[14:58] ---**
What?!
**[14:58] ---**
Th-That's not true! Since it happens
all the time, we were just disgusted.
**[15:03] ---**
That's right,
**[15:04] ---**
though you may not get it since
you're dull and a stranger to relationships!
**[15:08] ---**
How rude! If we're talking
hitting on girls, I, too, can easily...
**[15:11] ---**
Easily what?
**[15:13] ---**
Easily what?
**[15:15] ---**
To start with, there's no
way you can hit on girls, Aki!
**[15:19] ---**
That's right! Hitting on
girls doesn't suit you, Akihisa!
**[15:22] ---**
I don't think it'll work, either!
You shouldn't put up a front!
**[15:27] ---**
You don't get a woman's heart either,
Yuuji. That's why you're unpopular.
**[15:30] ---**
How dare you say
something like th-- Argh!
**[15:33] ---**
Everyone has his or her
strengths and weaknesses.
**[15:36] ---**
You're not suited for relationships.
**[15:44] ---**
Damn! I can't take it!
**[15:47] ---**
I feel like I was unfairly scolded.
**[15:49] ---**
How can they say we're unpopular?!
**[15:52] ---**
Yeah! If I get serious, I can
hit on as many girls as I... Hm?
**[15:57] ---**
"Argh"
**[16:00] ---**
What's wrong, Akihisa?!
**[16:01] ---**
I-I saw an unbelievable sight...
**[16:06] ---**
...is being hit on...
**[16:08] ---**
Huh?
**[16:09] ---**
Muttsulini is being hit on by girls.
**[16:12] ---**
That's ridiculous. I keep telling
you to cut it with the nonsense talk...
**[16:16] ---**
You're a genius at
taking pictures, aren't you?
**[16:19] ---**
Oh, this is nothing special.
**[16:21] ---**
Oh, you're being shy,
aren't you? How cute.
**[16:27] ---**
This can't be happening...
Why is Muttsulini...
**[16:30] ---**
Yuuji...
**[16:32] ---**
What is it?
**[16:32] ---**
This is just hypothetically speaking...
**[16:35] ---**
but could you and I be the only
ones among us who're unpopular?
**[16:42] ---**
Don't be ridiculous!
That can't be right!
**[16:45] ---**
Yeah! There's no way
that's the case, right?!
**[16:50] ---**
At a glance, Muttsulini
looks completely harmless, so...
**[16:53] ---**
It's just that he's a different
type from us, that's all, right?!
**[16:55] ---**
Yeah, so it'd be premature
to think that we're unpopular!
**[16:58] ---**
That's right, right?! How dare they
say that there's no way I can hit on girls!
**[17:01] ---**
I'll show them what I can do!
**[17:03] ---**
That's the spirit, Akihisa! Let's show
what we can do when we get serious!
**[17:06] ---**
Yeah!
**[17:08] ---**
"Thinking back on it,
**[17:11] ---**
something must've been
really wrong with us at that time."
**[17:18] ---**
In any case, how do we
go about hitting on girls?
**[17:20] ---**
The quickest route would
be to imitate a successful guy.
**[17:22] ---**
Let's follow Muttsulini's example.
**[17:24] ---**
We target those who're
trying to take pictures?
**[17:26] ---**
Yeah, the first person will start
by creating an opportunity, saying,
**[17:30] ---**
"I can take your picture if you like."
**[17:32] ---**
I see...
**[17:33] ---**
Then, if the second person
gets a conversation going,
**[17:37] ---**
the rest will go without a hitch.
**[17:39] ---**
So how do we get a conversation going?
**[17:41] ---**
That's something the second
person has to think about.
**[17:44] ---**
So if the whole thing fails,
it'd be the second person's fault, huh?
**[17:51] ---**
You jerk, Akihisa! Why are
you running like a maniac?!
**[17:54] ---**
You too, Yuuji!
What's with that crazy running?!
**[17:57] ---**
You take your time and come later.
**[17:59] ---**
*You* should do that!
I'll create an opportunity, so...!
**[18:02] ---**
I can't trust you! Just leave it to me!
**[18:05] ---**
Not a chance!
**[18:10] ---**
Thanks for waiting!
Well then, I'll take your picture!
**[18:12] ---**
"Gasping, gasping... Gasping, gasping..."
**[18:16] ---**
Miss... you're pretty.
**[18:20] ---**
If you like, I can take...
a picture of you in a swimsuit...
**[18:31] ---**
I never thought that
they'd call the police...
**[18:34] ---**
Using pictures to create an
opportunity might be tough, huh?
**[18:38] ---**
Yeah... Unlike Muttsulini,
we're not good at taking pictures.
**[18:43] ---**
Okay then, let's change the approach.
**[18:46] ---**
What're we gonna do?
**[18:47] ---**
How about we praise the target's
looks to thaw the ice and get close?
**[18:52] ---**
Yeah, people like being praised.
**[18:55] ---**
But how do we praise them?
**[18:57] ---**
Use figurative expressions,
**[18:59] ---**
like telling them they resemble
some showbiz person or athlete.
**[19:02] ---**
If you compare them to someone
and get the conversation going...
**[19:07] ---**
...it'll be a piece of cake!
**[19:12] ---**
Thanks.
**[19:13] ---**
Uhm... you're pretty, Miss.
**[19:16] ---**
What? Really?
**[19:18] ---**
Yeah, you've got an outstanding figure!
**[19:21] ---**
I think so, too! It's really nice!
**[19:24] ---**
Oh, you guys are good at flattery.
**[19:26] ---**
No, it's not flattery!
**[19:28] ---**
That's right! We really think that way!
**[19:31] ---**
Yeah! You've really got a nice figure.
**[19:33] ---**
You're just like...
**[19:34] ---**
Yeah, you're just like...
**[19:36] ---**
You're just like one of the
nude models in dirty magazines!
**[19:46] ---**
What a right hook she had...
She could be a world champion.
**[19:49] ---**
I bet that lady is a future champion
because I even feel it in my legs.
**[19:53] ---**
Oh?
**[19:55] ---**
Where have you two been?
**[19:57] ---**
Gulp!
**[19:58] ---**
Your faces are swollen.
**[19:59] ---**
What happened?
**[20:00] ---**
N-Nothing, really, right, Yuuji?!
**[20:02] ---**
Y-Yeah! We just fell,
that's all. Right, Akihisa?!
**[20:06] ---**
Yuuji! Let's go back to
the swimming competition!
**[20:08] ---**
Yeah! I'm not gonna lose this time!
**[20:14] ---**
We were finally close to succeeding!
**[20:16] ---**
But since you said
something uncalled for...!
**[20:18] ---**
That's because you said stupid stuff!
**[20:20] ---**
What'd you say?! Are you
trying to pin this all on me?!
**[20:22] ---**
You jerk... Are you picking a fight?
**[20:25] ---**
Let's not. Fighting won't get us anywhere.
**[20:29] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:30] ---**
You know, I was thinking...
**[20:32] ---**
Don't you think things go bad
because we're not really serious?
**[20:36] ---**
Huh?
**[20:37] ---**
I mean, since they're not our types,
**[20:39] ---**
we're unconsciously holding back.
**[20:42] ---**
True... If we can't get serious,
then what can we do, right?
**[20:47] ---**
As if...
**[20:49] ---**
That's an uncool excuse, isn't it?
**[20:54] ---**
What's the matter, Yuuji?
**[21:04] ---**
All right, then! Why don't
we try one last time with them?
**[21:07] ---**
Yeah, let's do it.
**[21:12] ---**
E-Excuse me...
**[21:16] ---**
A-Actually... we got lost.
**[21:20] ---**
W-Well, we're looking for the
swimming beach, do you know where it...
**[21:24] ---**
Idiot! *This* is the swimming beach!
**[21:28] ---**
You said we got lost,
so without thinking, I just...
**[22:20] ---**
Hm?
**[22:25] ---**
Her hair color... changed?!
**[22:31] ---**
I'm always like this.
**[22:33] ---**
Sh-Shouko...
**[22:35] ---**
Oh shoot!
**[22:37] ---**
Huh?
**[22:40] ---**
Sorry, Akihisa...
**[22:42] ---**
Muttsulini?! Why...?
**[22:45] ---**
They were giving off a vibe that
I was going to be killed if I refused.
**[22:47] ---**
I-Is it possible that you guys
knew we were hitting on girls?
**[22:50] ---**
They said just the right arm...
**[22:53] ---**
Just the right arm, huh?
It sounds painful.
**[22:56] ---**
I don't wanna go back.
**[22:58] ---**
They said they'd spare just the
right arm and break everything else.
**[23:05] ---**
Akihisa, please stay where you are.
**[23:09] ---**
I'm going to give you a full-course
punishment today. Be prepared, Aki!
**[23:12] ---**
Your sister feels sad...
about losing her little brother.
**[23:16] ---**
Run, Akihisa!
**[23:18] ---**
These three are serious about hurtin--
**[23:22] ---**
Akihisa... We had a lot of fun together.
**[23:25] ---**
Noooooo!
**[23:33] ---**
Yuuji...
**[23:35] ---**
Yes, Ma'am.
**[23:37] ---**
Sit in a formal way.
**[23:37] ---**
What? But we're in the...
**[23:40] ---**
Sit in a formal way.
**[23:41] ---**
Well, we're in the ocean so...
**[23:44] ---**
Are you going to make me say it again?
**[23:49] ---**
Sit in a formal way...
**[23:52] ---**
*Question 2.*
**[23:53] ---**
*Aside from water, what is the
primary component of seawater?*
**[23:57] ---**
*Tears of regrets and penitence.*
**[23:59] ---**
*What happened?*
**[24:00] ---**
*Next episode!*
**[24:01] ---**
*"Me, Yukata, and Festivities!"*
**[24:03] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:06] ---**
"Please join us again next week!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# 2 - Me, Yukata, and Festivities!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:24] ---**
Hm? Where am I?
**[00:26] ---**
"Construction" "We apologize for the inconvenience"
"We appreciate your understanding"
**[00:28] ---**
"Class A River 'River Styx' (Hades)"
**[00:32] ---**
Could this be... the River Styx?
**[00:35] ---**
Come here... Come to this side...
**[00:39] ---**
This side is nice.
**[00:41] ---**
Everything's a blast here.
**[00:45] ---**
You don't have to be scared, Akihisa.
**[00:48] ---**
This side is nice in its own way.
**[00:50] ---**
Yuuji, why are you on that side?!
**[00:53] ---**
Don't be frightened, Akihisa.
As you can see, I'm just fine.
**[00:56] ---**
You don't have to
worry about anything, so...
**[00:59] ---**
Come to this side!
**[01:08] ---**
*Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
which one is wonderful?*
**[01:28] ---**
*My future starts spinning colorfully*
**[01:34] ---**
*How much should I tell him?
Should I pretend I didn't see?*
**[01:39] ---**
*I see, this vast world
grows based on my mood*
**[01:45] ---**
*I love you today, I really love you*
**[01:51] ---**
*I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
than the number of the stars in the sky*
**[01:56] ---**
*I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
but I had a dream of walking with you*
**[02:02] ---**
*I'm sorry... It's just,
I didn't know it was love*
**[02:07] ---**
*The answer is, you and mystery
plus me equals infinite jump!!*
***SIGN*** "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
**[02:37] ---**
"Episode 2
Me, Yukata, and Festivities!"
**[02:43] ---**
Wh-Where are we?
**[02:44] ---**
I don't remember much, but
I feel like I went through hell, literally.
**[02:48] ---**
When your delirious
ramblings became a conversation,
**[02:50] ---**
I thought that you
were goners, to be honest.
**[02:52] ---**
I'm surprised... that we're still alive.
**[02:57] ---**
*Akihisa and Yuuji made
a challenge to hit on girls.*
**[03:01] ---**
*The girls found that out and
gave them punishment. Teehee.*
**[03:04] ---**
At any rate, what a
horrible punishment that was.
**[03:08] ---**
To think that they did not only that,
but they also used something like that...
**[03:11] ---**
But this is rather unexpected.
**[03:13] ---**
Yeah, we did something pretty terrible.
**[03:17] ---**
It was extremely rude of you to go
hit on other girls when you're with girls.
**[03:22] ---**
But considering what
we did, we got off easy.
**[03:25] ---**
People don't call having a
near-death experience getting off easy.
**[03:29] ---**
It's hard to think that they'd
let us off the hook this easily.
**[03:32] ---**
There may be more to come.
**[03:33] ---**
What do we do, Yuuji? Should we run?
**[03:35] ---**
What's this about "running"?!
**[03:44] ---**
Tada!
**[03:49] ---**
Oh, you guys went and
changed into *yukata*, huh?
**[03:52] ---**
Yes, they're holding a festival, so...
**[03:59] ---**
What do you think, Akihisa?
**[04:01] ---**
Y-Yeah, that looks good on you.
**[04:03] ---**
This might be my
first time wearing *yukata*.
**[04:06] ---**
Oh, that's right. You grew up overseas.
**[04:15] ---**
Wh-What, Aki?
**[04:18] ---**
Ah, no, nothing.
**[04:21] ---**
You were admiring
Minami just now, weren't you?
**[04:24] ---**
She's especially cute in a *yukata*, isn't she?
**[04:26] ---**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[04:27] ---**
*Kimonos* are nice since
they make you look good
**[04:29] ---**
even if you have small breasts.
**[04:31] ---**
I-I have no idea what
you're talking about.
**[04:34] ---**
Geez... If you have no idea,
then I'll show you. Just watch.
**[04:40] ---**
Here's a peep.
**[04:43] ---**
See? His reaction was
quicker than usual, right?
**[04:48] ---**
What's wrong?! Hang in there, Muttsulini!
**[04:53] ---**
This may look bad, but it isn't, really.
**[05:00] ---**
Yuuji...
**[05:02] ---**
What do you think of me in a *yukata*?
**[05:05] ---**
Well, I suppose you look good in it.
**[05:08] ---**
Then do you wanna marry me?
**[05:11] ---**
Not at all.
**[05:12] ---**
Then do you wanna get engaged to me?
**[05:16] ---**
Not even a bit.
**[05:17] ---**
Then, Yuuji...
**[05:19] ---**
No way, Jose!
**[05:21] ---**
Do you wanna keep breathing?
**[05:22] ---**
Ahh! You're really cute, Shouko!
**[05:27] ---**
You shouldn't fight your feelings, Yuuji.
**[05:29] ---**
You threatened me.
**[05:31] ---**
My mom told me to do whatever it
takes when it comes to relationships.
**[05:36] ---**
*What's going on with
Himeji and the others...*
**[05:41] ---**
*I thought they were all upset.*
**[05:45] ---**
Well then, everyone!
**[05:47] ---**
Let's go to the festival now!
**[05:52] ---**
Yeah, Akira.
**[05:54] ---**
We don't want to be late.
**[05:56] ---**
This is only my second time
going to a festival in Japan,
**[05:59] ---**
so I'm looking forward to it!
**[06:01] ---**
We can't be late.
**[06:04] ---**
Let's go already!
**[06:06] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[06:12] ---**
Wow, it's lively, isn't it?
**[06:14] ---**
Yeah, it seems fun!
**[06:16] ---**
Oh? Döner kebab?
**[06:18] ---**
They look delicious.
**[06:20] ---**
Yeah? Then let's try some.
**[06:23] ---**
What?!
**[06:24] ---**
This is your punishment
for earlier. You go buy some.
**[06:31] ---**
*I shouldn't have said that.*
**[06:33] ---**
Would you like to eat them,
too, Aki? I'll go buy some.
**[06:37] ---**
Yes, I have no objection...
Wait... What?! You'll buy them?
**[06:43] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[06:44] ---**
No, nothing!
**[06:49] ---**
*Why...? It couldn't be
that she forgave me, could it?*
**[06:54] ---**
Well then, let's share it.
**[06:58] ---**
I'd like to try many other things, too, so...
**[07:01] ---**
O-Okay. You go ahead.
**[07:05] ---**
Really? Then...
**[07:09] ---**
I guess they don't use lamb in Japan, huh?
**[07:12] ---**
Here, you have some, too.
**[07:18] ---**
Whoa! This is good!
**[07:20] ---**
Oh? Aki, you got sauce on your face.
**[07:26] ---**
Th-Thanks, Sis.
**[07:29] ---**
Akihisa!
**[07:31] ---**
I bought some octopus dumplings.
Would you like some?
**[07:34] ---**
Thanks, Mizuki. Then, I'll have one piece.
**[07:38] ---**
Here you go. Say ahh.
**[07:41] ---**
Huh?
**[07:42] ---**
Is something wrong, Akihisa?
**[07:45] ---**
Ah, no... nothing.
**[07:49] ---**
Well then, say ahh.
**[07:51] ---**
Ahh...
**[07:53] ---**
Hmm... The pancake part is hot
and creamy and the octopus is chewy.
**[07:59] ---**
I-It's not like that, Sis!
This isn't illicit sexual activity!
**[08:03] ---**
What's wrong, Aki?
**[08:06] ---**
--Huh?
- -It wasn't good?
**[08:08] ---**
What?
**[08:10] ---**
What did you screw up this time, Aki?
**[08:12] ---**
Getting worked up over a festival?
You're really childish.
**[08:16] ---**
Me? It's *you* who's really getting worked up.
**[08:20] ---**
Th-They said they'd give
these to me for free, so...!
**[08:22] ---**
You lived in Germany so long,
so you couldn't help it, right?
**[08:26] ---**
Oh yeah, would you like
some cotton candy? It's good.
**[08:30] ---**
What?
**[08:37] ---**
O-Okay then...
**[08:38] ---**
Here you go, say ahh.
**[08:42] ---**
Do you like it?
**[08:43] ---**
Y-Yeah, it tastes good.
**[08:46] ---**
Good.
**[08:48] ---**
Yuuji... would you like
some *yakisoba* noodles?
**[08:51] ---**
Y-Yeah, I guess I'll have some.
**[08:54] ---**
I got *okonomiyaki*, too.
**[08:55] ---**
Th-That's considerate of you.
**[08:57] ---**
Here's some *ramune* soda.
**[08:59] ---**
Th-Thank you...
**[09:01] ---**
*Good, Yuuji was forgiven, too.*
**[09:04] ---**
*- -This is a festival after all.*
**[09:06] ---**
*They'd want to enjoy it
rather than be upset, right?*
**[09:08] ---**
Akihisa!
**[09:10] ---**
I saw some color
baby chickens over there!
**[09:13] ---**
I thought they went extinct.
**[09:15] ---**
Well... they just paint the baby chickens.
**[09:18] ---**
What?! Then it wasn't
because of their breed?
**[09:23] ---**
That's not possible! Right, Muttsulini?
**[09:28] ---**
"Color Baby Chickens"
**[09:30] ---**
"Cheep, cheep, cheep..."
**[09:31] ---**
"Grab!"
**[09:31] ---**
"Cheeeeep?!"
**[09:32] ---**
"Rumble, rumble, rumble..."
**[09:33] ---**
"Sneer"
**[09:34] ---**
I'll color you however I like!
**[09:37] ---**
Th-That's common sense.
**[09:40] ---**
Aki, are you enjoying the festival?
**[09:43] ---**
Yep!
**[09:44] ---**
Yuuji, are you having fun?
**[09:46] ---**
Y... Yeah.
**[09:48] ---**
Oh, Akihisa, there's a fun
event going on here, too.
***SIGN*** "The First Summer 'Miss *Yukata*'
Beauty Contest"... huh?
**[09:57] ---**
A beauty contest, huh?
**[09:58] ---**
That sounds fun.
**[09:59] ---**
Good photo opportunities.
**[10:01] ---**
Why don't we all go?
**[10:03] ---**
Or better yet, why not have
everyone compete in the event?
**[10:07] ---**
Ah, well, I'm not saying
you must or anything...
**[10:10] ---**
I thought that might be
a nice summer memory.
**[10:14] ---**
That sounds good.
**[10:16] ---**
What? Really?
**[10:17] ---**
Yeah, let's participate, shall we?
**[10:19] ---**
I'm sure it'll stay in our hearts.
**[10:22] ---**
Yes, let's compete in the event...
**[10:25] ---**
...let's have *everyone here* compete.
**[10:28] ---**
Scatter!
**[10:38] ---**
Where are you going, Aki?
**[10:41] ---**
We're all participating in the contest.
**[10:44] ---**
I-I have no idea what you're talking about.
**[10:48] ---**
Right, you guys aren't making any sense.
**[10:51] ---**
Hitting on girls earlier...
**[10:53] ---**
Surely you didn't think...
**[10:55] ---**
that you were off the hook after
that little punishment you got earlier?
**[11:00] ---**
Don't worry. I have a makeup kit on me.
**[11:03] ---**
What?!
**[11:04] ---**
Wait! With my frame, there's no
way I could dress up as a woman!
**[11:07] ---**
Please satisfy your anger by
dressing Akihisa up as a woman!
**[11:10] ---**
Are you trying to weasel out of
this by yourself?! You frickin' traitor!
**[11:14] ---**
You both don't know when to give up.
**[11:17] ---**
Why don't you follow the example
of Tsuchiya who gave up like a man?!
**[11:21] ---**
Huh?!
**[11:22] ---**
Cruel... This is so cruel, Hideyoshi.
**[11:27] ---**
I'm sorry. It's not in
my nature to go easy...
**[11:30] ---**
...since makeup is one of
the techniques for theater.
**[11:33] ---**
"Akiko Yoshii"
**[11:35] ---**
Why did you guys have
to put your all into this?
**[11:37] ---**
"Koumi Tsuchiya"
**[11:39] ---**
How humiliating...
**[11:42] ---**
Koumi Tsuchiya...? What on earth...
**[11:45] ---**
"Hong Xiong Li"
**[11:46] ---**
You've got it easy, Muttsulini.
**[11:49] ---**
I'm dressed up as a woman, and on top
of that, I'm supposed to be a foreigner!
**[11:53] ---**
It's true that people could see a
female foreign athlete having your frame.
**[11:59] ---**
All three of you look good with makeup on.
**[12:01] ---**
Yeah, you look very cute!
**[12:04] ---**
Aki, your sister is happy
that you grew up to be pretty.
**[12:08] ---**
That's not something that
you should say to your brother.
**[12:13] ---**
Your sex appeal needs work, Yuuji.
**[12:15] ---**
You guys forced me to
wear this! Don't complain!
**[12:17] ---**
Come to think of it...
**[12:20] ---**
why am I being forced to compete, too?
**[12:22] ---**
*Well, that's the default for this show.*
**[12:30] ---**
*Idiot Test!*
**[12:35] ---**
"The First Summer..."
**[12:36] ---**
Let's start the First Summer
"Miss *Yukata*" Beauty Contest.
**[12:41] ---**
"First Summer 'Miss *Yukata*' Beauty Contest"
**[12:44] ---**
As a commentator, we have
Mr. Obata who's also wearing *yukata*.
**[12:48] ---**
He's a sponsor of the event and
will be the judge for the contest.
**[12:50] ---**
I'm looking forward to
seeing pretty women in *yukata*.
**[12:54] ---**
"Akiko Yoshii"
**[12:56] ---**
Well then, good luck.
**[13:00] ---**
Don't worry! They won't figure it out.
**[13:02] ---**
Yuuji, if you believe
in yourself, you can win.
**[13:05] ---**
Are you nuts?!
**[13:08] ---**
I'll be sure to record your cute side.
**[13:12] ---**
Damn you!
**[13:15] ---**
What do we do, Yuuji?
**[13:17] ---**
Our only option is to lose
quickly and get out of this.
**[13:20] ---**
Oh yeah! If we tell them we're guys...
**[13:22] ---**
We can't do that.
**[13:23] ---**
There might be school affiliates
or acquaintances in the audience.
**[13:28] ---**
If someone finds out, not only will
they think we like dressing up as women,
**[13:31] ---**
but they'll also think that we're so
confident we participated in a contest
**[13:34] ---**
and we have a habit of showing off,
**[13:35] ---**
which means we'll appear
incredibly pathetic in their eyes!
**[13:37] ---**
If that happens,
my social credibility will...!
**[13:42] ---**
I don't think you have any
social credibility to start with.
**[13:44] ---**
Listen up! The only strategy
for us to get out of this crisis is
**[13:48] ---**
to get eliminated in the preliminary
round without revealing that we're guys.
**[13:56] ---**
This is our battle for manhood!
**[14:01] ---**
"Thank you very much for your support."
"Part 1. The End."
**[14:04] ---**
Now, contestant No. 1,
please step out onto the stage.
**[14:13] ---**
*Now... what should I do?*
**[14:15] ---**
Please tell us your name.
**[14:17] ---**
*I'll have my face down.
I'll answer as softly as I can, too.*
**[14:21] ---**
Y-Yes, I'm Akiko Yoshii.
**[14:24] ---**
Oh? Sounds like you're
a shy person, Miss Akiko.
**[14:28] ---**
I find that pure nature of
hers cute. She gets a high score.
**[14:32] ---**
Why?!
**[14:33] ---**
Do you have any special talents?
**[14:35] ---**
*If I tell a total lie, it's possible
they'll find it out if they question me...*
**[14:39] ---**
If I must say, it'd be cooking.
**[14:41] ---**
I make things like paella
and spaghetti carbonara.
**[14:44] ---**
So you cook at home, too?
**[14:46] ---**
Yes, more or less every day.
**[14:49] ---**
It's rare to see a young
woman like you these days.
**[14:52] ---**
Do you have a boyfriend?
**[14:54] ---**
I don't!
**[14:56] ---**
This is good news for guys.
**[14:59] ---**
What do you think, Mr. Obata?
**[15:01] ---**
If you give me your cell number,
I'll give you some spending money.
**[15:06] ---**
Well, if he wasn't our sponsor,
I would've decked him good.
**[15:09] ---**
Now, Miss Akiko,
**[15:10] ---**
what were you careful about
when you put on a *yukata* today?
**[15:13] ---**
I tried to avoid showing my body lines...
**[15:17] ---**
I see.
**[15:19] ---**
Mr. Obata, do you have any questions
about her manner of wearing a *yukata*?
**[15:23] ---**
I'd like to know if she's wearing underwear!
**[15:27] ---**
*Underwear?! Does he mean women's underwear?!*
**[15:29] ---**
I'm not wearing that stuff!
**[15:35] ---**
Thank you for answering
a surprisingly crude question.
**[15:44] ---**
Nice high score!
**[15:46] ---**
Damn you!
**[15:50] ---**
Please tell us your name.
**[15:53] ---**
My name is Koumi Tsuchiya.
**[15:56] ---**
Did you come here to swim today?
**[15:58] ---**
Yes.
**[15:59] ---**
Do you often wear *yukata*?
**[16:01] ---**
No.
**[16:02] ---**
Did you come with your friends?
**[16:05] ---**
Yes.
**[16:06] ---**
Are they here in the audience?
**[16:08] ---**
No.
**[16:09] ---**
Hmm...
**[16:11] ---**
Well then, besides *yukata*,
what kind of clothes do you like?
**[16:15] ---**
Silk Chinese dresses, *kimono*,
and outfits for race car girls,
**[16:17] ---**
cheerleaders, nurses, flight attendants,
waitresses at family restaurants, and
**[16:20] ---**
policewomen. Also leotards, lady's suits,
sailor school uniforms, school blazers,
**[16:24] ---**
shrine maiden outfits,
maid uniforms and tennis outfits.
**[16:25] ---**
I think they're wonderf-- Err, nothing...
**[16:30] ---**
That was surprising.
**[16:32] ---**
Despite your coolheaded attitude,
Miss Koumi, you seem to like cosplay.
**[16:37] ---**
P-Please forget it.
**[16:38] ---**
Koumi! Koumi! Koumi! Koumi! Koumi!
**[16:42] ---**
Y-You can't do that!
**[16:44] ---**
What a reaction... She's definitely
going to make it to the final round.
**[16:48] ---**
Uhm... Really, you can't do that...
**[16:57] ---**
Nice own goal!
**[16:59] ---**
How did this happen?
**[17:03] ---**
I'm Hong Xiong Li. Nice to meet you.
**[17:08] ---**
She's quite tall, isn't she?
What do you think, Mr. Obata?
**[17:12] ---**
Wonderful! I love tall women.
**[17:17] ---**
What?!
**[17:18] ---**
She's got a high mark from the judge!
**[17:21] ---**
Do you have any other questi-- Huh?
**[17:23] ---**
How does Cambodia
sound for our honeymoon?
**[17:26] ---**
We're from different countries!
I can't do that!
**[17:31] ---**
With love, all things are possible, my honey.
**[17:34] ---**
There's no love!
**[17:36] ---**
I'm confident that love will emerge!
**[17:39] ---**
I hate you!
**[17:42] ---**
We can start off as friends.
**[17:44] ---**
I'll take good care of you
the rest of your life!
**[17:48] ---**
Enough, already! I'm gonna
beat you up, old geezer!
**[17:51] ---**
You can do anything you like to me!
**[17:56] ---**
I will not permit an affair.
**[17:58] ---**
Shouko?! Why is this considered an affair?!
**[18:09] ---**
I've got a scar in my heart.
**[18:11] ---**
This summer has become
unforgettable in many ways, hasn't it?
**[18:14] ---**
I can no longer get married.
**[18:16] ---**
It was good that the contest got suspended.
**[18:19] ---**
It was a disaster to the sponsor, though.
**[18:22] ---**
We went overboard, didn't we?
**[18:24] ---**
Shall we let them off the hook now?
**[18:26] ---**
Extenuating circumstances...
**[18:28] ---**
Looks like they're sorry.
Let's make an exception and forgive them.
**[18:34] ---**
But I wonder who would've
won if the contest went on.
**[18:38] ---**
Well, wouldn't Hideyoshi
be the most appropriate?
**[18:41] ---**
Don't you think the word "appropriate"
is wrong, considering that I'm a guy?
**[18:46] ---**
My heart went pitter-patter when
I saw Muttsulini in women's clothes.
**[18:49] ---**
How about you, Akira?
**[18:51] ---**
Well, since I'm used to
seeing Aki in women's clothes,
**[18:55] ---**
I liked the other two. It was refreshing.
**[18:58] ---**
Hey, wait, Sis! I don't
wear women's clothes!
**[19:01] ---**
What're you saying, Aki?
**[19:04] ---**
You wore a skirt again last night,
right...? While you were asleep.
**[19:09] ---**
Hey! What'd you do to
me while I was asleep?!
**[19:12] ---**
Don't worry. That's half a lie.
**[19:15] ---**
A lie? How can you make
what you just said half a lie?!
**[19:20] ---**
I only made you wear it up to your knees.
**[19:22] ---**
Then you made me wear it half way?!
**[19:24] ---**
No. The industry
terminology would be "halfway-off."
**[19:27] ---**
Halfway-off?!
**[19:29] ---**
Okay, guys! They're pretty much done!
**[19:32] ---**
Let's eat!
**[19:34] ---**
This is delicious!
**[19:36] ---**
Sakamoto really is skilled
in these things, isn't he?
**[19:39] ---**
My proud husband.
**[19:41] ---**
I wanted to cook, too,
but Akihisa didn't let me help them.
**[19:46] ---**
I wouldn't hurt myself with
a kitchen knife or anything.
**[19:48] ---**
*That's not the problem, Himeji.*
**[19:50] ---**
*The problem is, you could kill people
even without using a kitchen knife.*
**[19:54] ---**
*We'll die if we eat what she makes.*
**[19:56] ---**
*Killer food...*
**[19:58] ---**
*We can't let her make such dangerous food.*
**[20:01] ---**
Then, how about this time we have
a cooking competition among us girls?
**[20:05] ---**
We'll ask the guys to be the judges.
**[20:06] ---**
*Why'd you go and say that?!*
**[20:08] ---**
But how can a cooking winner be decided?
**[20:14] ---**
*I think either a knockout
or a technical knockout.*
**[20:22] ---**
Yeah, we did eat a lot, didn't we?
**[20:24] ---**
Hmm... Somehow I still feel a little hungry.
**[20:28] ---**
But we have no food left to cook.
**[20:29] ---**
It can't be helped. I guess
we'll get it locally.
**[20:32] ---**
Get it locally?
**[20:33] ---**
There's an ocean in front of us.
**[20:36] ---**
Fresh clams taste good when grilled.
**[20:38] ---**
You're right!
**[20:41] ---**
Come to think of it...
**[20:45] ---**
I baked madeleines at home and...
**[20:49] ---**
Let's go, Yuuji! Let's find clams!
**[20:51] ---**
Yeah! Let's gather so many that
we won't be able to eat anything else!
**[20:56] ---**
Beaches at night are refined
and nice too, right, Muttsulini?
**[20:59] ---**
I love clams!
**[21:02] ---**
I wonder what happened to them.
**[21:03] ---**
Beats me.
**[21:04] ---**
So, what about the madeleines?
**[21:07] ---**
Yeah, I did bake them,
but I left them on the table.
**[21:12] ---**
Oh, that's a bummer.
**[21:17] ---**
I'm not gonna die!!
**[21:26] ---**
*Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!*
**[21:42] ---**
*I'm not making progress.
Someone's interfering... No, no!*
**[21:47] ---**
*The issue is, I don't have
enough common multiples*
**[21:53] ---**
*Okay, I basically get it.
What is the truth... Baby?*
**[21:57] ---**
*If you see this, draw a
diagram and explain it, Baby!*
**[22:03] ---**
*No word or number can describe you*
**[22:09] ---**
*My heart is being shocked by
the magnetic force between S and N*
**[22:17] ---**
*(S! S! Super! Sticking together,
Number! I say No.1 boy!)*
**[22:22] ---**
*Congratulations! From here on
out you're My, ma-my "treasure"*
**[22:27] ---**
*You're special to me,
no matter what happens*
**[22:30] ---**
*I'll hold you ever so
tight and never let you go*
**[22:32] ---**
*I want to be in love, in a
dream you can forget about limits*
**[22:38] ---**
*It's special, right? After all,
we came to know each other*
**[22:41] ---**
*Forgive me for being like this*
**[22:44] ---**
*Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!*
**[22:54] ---**
Geez, they're sleeping like kids.
**[22:58] ---**
Guys never grow up, so...
**[23:01] ---**
Their sleeping faces
look innocent, don't they?
**[23:04] ---**
They look cute.
**[23:05] ---**
They must be tired after
getting carried away.
**[23:08] ---**
I'm glad that they enjoyed the trip.
**[23:10] ---**
At any rate, they fell asleep
really in no time, didn't they?
**[23:13] ---**
They were stumbling around
even before they got in the car.
**[23:16] ---**
I thought they ate breakfast quite
vigorously, then the next moment,
**[23:19] ---**
they already looked sleepy.
**[23:20] ---**
They must've been really hungry.
**[23:23] ---**
Yeah. They ate all our food, too.
**[23:27] ---**
It's really a bummer, isn't it, Mizuki?
**[23:30] ---**
Yes...
**[23:33] ---**
Since they fell asleep
right away, I couldn't ask them
**[23:36] ---**
how they liked the breakfast
I put so much effort into making.
**[23:41] ---**
"Goners" "Class A River 'Riv0er Styx' (Hades)"
"Still Breathing"
**[23:43] ---**
Come to this side.
**[23:46] ---**
This side is nice.
**[23:52] ---**
*Question 3.*
**[23:53] ---**
*Name what you're not
supposed to bring to school.*
**[23:56] ---**
*Do bananas count as snacks?*
**[23:58] ---**
*You must've gone bananas...
Is that a good comeback?*
**[24:01] ---**
*Next episode!*
**[24:01] ---**
*"Me, That Girl, and a Stuffed Toy!"*
**[24:03] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:06] ---**
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi
Please join us again next week!'
# 3 - Me, That Girl, and a Stuffed Toy!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:18] ---**
Ah, Hideyoshi, about
today's remedial class... Huh?
**[00:21] ---**
Wh... What is it, Yoshi... I mean A-Akihisa?
**[00:26] ---**
You... seem to be different from usual.
**[00:31] ---**
R... Really? I... I'm
always like this, right?
**[00:37] ---**
My height and even my face
are the same as always, right?
**[00:41] ---**
Hmm... I feel like you're
usually more girlish and cute.
**[00:52] ---**
*Hi!! Mondai: hitori to
futari docchi ga suteki?*
**[01:12] ---**
*Colorful mawari dasu watashi no shourai*
**[01:18] ---**
*Doko made hanasou ka? Minai furi?*
**[01:23] ---**
*Assou, ookina sekai
wa kibun de hirogaru*
**[01:29] ---**
*Kyou mo daisuki, hontou ni daisuki*
**[01:35] ---**
*Watashi no baka...
Hoshi no kazu yori mo baka da*
**[01:40] ---**
*Sunao ni narezu ni,
kimi to aruku yume o mita*
**[01:46] ---**
*Gomen ne... Datte!
Koi to shiranakattanda*
**[01:51] ---**
*Kotaette kimi to nazo tasu
watashi wa mugen no JUMP!!*
***SIGN*** "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
**[02:20] ---**
So... Ms. Takahashi,
how are things progressing?
**[02:25] ---**
Yes, Principal...
**[02:26] ---**
"Episode 3 Me, That Girl, and a Stuffed Toy!"
**[02:27] ---**
How about Yuuko Kinoshita in Class A?
**[02:30] ---**
She's a top-notch student and outgoing.
**[02:33] ---**
I see...
**[02:34] ---**
Her twin brother Hideyoshi
Kinoshita even manages operas.
**[02:40] ---**
We can have high hopes for his
sister Yuuko being a talented singer, too.
**[02:43] ---**
That's great! Having a
student that can handle anything
**[02:46] ---**
gives me great pride as a principal.
**[02:49] ---**
Yes. It's rare to see a model student
who's as exemplary, good-looking,
**[02:54] ---**
top-notch, and outgoing as she is.
**[02:59] ---**
Ahh... Pretty boys really are the best.
**[03:03] ---**
Especially the scene where Yuuichi
attacks Shinji with a blunt object...
**[03:07] ---**
Oh wait! This is no time for that!
**[03:09] ---**
I'm home!
**[03:10] ---**
Sis?
**[03:12] ---**
Hm? What's the matter?
**[03:14] ---**
To see you threw your favorite novel...
**[03:18] ---**
Why am I incapable of doing
things that you are capable of?
**[03:22] ---**
Hm? What do you mean?
**[03:24] ---**
Today, Ms. Takahashi insisted
that I sing the school song
**[03:27] ---**
in the Fumizuki Academy's promotional video.
**[03:32] ---**
What?! When you have
no sense of pitch or rhythm?
**[03:37] ---**
"Stomach"
**[03:37] ---**
"Fist"
**[03:38] ---**
What's your damage? Are you picking a fight?
**[03:40] ---**
If it'd be a problem for you,
you could've just turned it down, right?
**[03:43] ---**
Absolutely not!
**[03:45] ---**
I've been trying hard to play an
honor student who's good at anything.
**[03:48] ---**
That sure is some
hard-core vanity you've got.
**[03:49] ---**
"Vanity"
**[03:50] ---**
"Hard-core"
**[03:51] ---**
"Clap, clap, clap, clap..."
**[03:52] ---**
That's the Kinoshita Family way, right?
**[03:55] ---**
You act on the stage and I act out being
an honor student in our everyday life.
**[04:01] ---**
When you look at it that way,
you and I might be alike.
**[04:04] ---**
Of course we are! I don't
wanna admit it, but you and I are...
**[04:12] ---**
...twins...
**[04:24] ---**
Wh-What is it? What is it, Sis?!
**[04:27] ---**
You're good at impersonating people, right?
**[04:30] ---**
I'd prefer if you'd call it acting.
**[04:32] ---**
Hey, don't tell me...
**[04:33] ---**
Hideyoshi... your sister has a
really important favor to ask of you.
**[04:40] ---**
Sis! Th-That's not asking
a favor. That's a threat!
**[04:43] ---**
"Favor"
**[04:43] ---**
"Fist"
**[04:46] ---**
Are we really going to do this, Sis?
**[04:49] ---**
I'm attending the remedial
class for you. What's the problem?
**[04:52] ---**
But what if my classmates figure it out?
**[04:55] ---**
What if they do?
**[04:57] ---**
From tomorrow on,
they'll seriously call me a girl.
**[05:02] ---**
So they won't think that we switched?
**[05:05] ---**
Oh, take this with you.
**[05:07] ---**
What's that?
**[05:08] ---**
A hidden microphone.
I'll keep an eye on you with this.
**[05:13] ---**
Sis, where'd you get this?
**[05:16] ---**
From one of your classmates.
**[05:18] ---**
New pictures have arrived.
**[05:21] ---**
This classroom is as shabby as ever...
**[05:25] ---**
Sugawa escaped!
**[05:28] ---**
Sugawa violated our
contract and approached a girl!
**[05:30] ---**
He's no longer our leader! He's a traitor!
**[05:33] ---**
Pursue Sugawa!
**[05:36] ---**
"Yuuko (Dumbfounded...)"
**[05:39] ---**
"Curse"
**[05:41] ---**
"Yuuko (Super dumbfounded)"
**[05:43] ---**
Ah, Hideyoshi! They said
we'd be doing worksheets today.
**[05:46] ---**
Is that right?
**[05:48] ---**
At any rate, what a stupid
thing Sugawa did...
**[05:51] ---**
Urgent report! Urgent report!
**[05:53] ---**
We've acquired the testimony of
the girl who Sugawa approached!
**[05:56] ---**
She's not interested in him, instead,
she repeatedly said, "Tell me about Aki."
**[06:00] ---**
--I repeat! The female
student said, "Tell me about Aki"!
**[06:02] ---**
--Farewell!
**[06:03] ---**
--Hold it!
**[06:07] ---**
Nothing but idiots.
**[06:08] ---**
Well... I wonder if Hideyoshi is doing okay.
**[06:13] ---**
Thanks, Kinoshita.
**[06:15] ---**
Is this voice... Kubo's?
**[06:16] ---**
Thanks to you, I feel heartened.
**[06:19] ---**
Don't worry about it.
**[06:21] ---**
What? What on earth
are they talking about?
**[06:24] ---**
Well, just knowing that
I have a classmate who shares
**[06:27] ---**
a common interest is comforting.
**[06:29] ---**
I never thought
**[06:31] ---**
that you'd be interested in homosexual love.
**[06:38] ---**
O-Oh, Hideyoshi. Is something the matter?
**[06:41] ---**
S-Sis! Could you come with me?!
**[06:45] ---**
What?! Hey! Hideyoshi? Si--
**[06:49] ---**
Hideyoshi!
**[06:51] ---**
Tell me what
you guys were talking about!
**[06:54] ---**
It was just a petty chitchat.
**[06:56] ---**
How messed up do you have to be to
say I'm interested in homosexual love?!
**[07:00] ---**
But the novels you read are...
**[07:02] ---**
Stupid! You're really stupid!
**[07:04] ---**
That and this are totally different matters!
**[07:06] ---**
That makes it sound
like I'm interested in girls!
**[07:10] ---**
I didn't mean it that way at all!
**[07:12] ---**
If you say something that can
cause a misunderstanding again...
**[07:16] ---**
Okay! I get it!
**[07:18] ---**
Did he really get it?
**[07:23] ---**
Yuuko, can I talk to you?
**[07:25] ---**
What's the matter?
**[07:26] ---**
Rep?
**[07:27] ---**
That darn Hideyoshi... He'd better keep up.
**[07:30] ---**
Yuuko... your skirt is turned up.
**[07:33] ---**
What?
**[07:34] ---**
Th-That idiot...!
**[07:35] ---**
Thank you, Rep. But... it's okay...
**[07:39] ---**
But... your skirt...
**[07:41] ---**
...because...
**[07:43] ---**
Because...?
**[07:44] ---**
I'm wearing underwear today.
**[07:48] ---**
Sis!
**[07:52] ---**
What's your excuse this time?
**[07:54] ---**
What I said earlier...
**[07:56] ---**
I meant it's okay because
I'm wearing leggings.
**[07:59] ---**
How is that underwear?! You made it
sound like I normally don't wear panties!
**[08:03] ---**
But aren't leggings a kind of underwear?!
**[08:05] ---**
Stop saying stupid stuff
and be careful about your skirt!
**[08:08] ---**
But your skirt is quite
loose around the waist and...
**[08:15] ---**
I-I'll be careful! I'll
be sure to be careful!
**[08:20] ---**
Seriously...!
**[08:21] ---**
K-Kinoshita...!
**[08:22] ---**
Who's this guy?
**[08:24] ---**
I'm Kouji Yokomizo.
**[08:26] ---**
Kouji Yokomizo? I don't know him.
**[08:29] ---**
I-I'm in love with you!
P-Please go out with me!
**[08:33] ---**
Love confession? What am
I gonna do? I'm flattered, but...
**[08:38] ---**
I'm sorry. I do appreciate
your feelings but...
**[08:41] ---**
Good! That's a safe way of handling it.
**[08:43] ---**
Th-Then tell me your type!
**[08:46] ---**
I'm sorry... I...
**[08:48] ---**
I-I...?
**[08:50] ---**
I'm only interested in young pretty boys.
**[08:54] ---**
I'm not someone who likes girls,
who wears no panties, or is a Shotacon!
**[09:00] ---**
I analyzed your taste in my own way.
**[09:03] ---**
That's my taste in fiction, right?!
**[09:05] ---**
I'm hiding those things
outside the house, right?!
**[09:08] ---**
O-Okay.
**[09:10] ---**
This time for sure,
I'll act as you do outside the house.
**[09:19] ---**
"Sigh..."
**[09:19] ---**
Ah, Hideyoshi!
**[09:22] ---**
Yoshi... I mean, Akihisa.
You don't have to run around any longer?
**[09:26] ---**
Nope.
**[09:27] ---**
Since those guys heard that
Yokomizo confessed his love to your sister,
**[09:30] ---**
they're devoting all their energies on that.
**[09:31] ---**
I-I see.
**[09:33] ---**
*Yokomizo...*
**[09:34] ---**
*I feel sorry for you. Myself excluded,
you're the worst victim in all of this.*
**[09:37] ---**
He never learns, does he?
**[09:39] ---**
What?
**[09:40] ---**
To think that he confessed
his love to your sister this time
**[09:43] ---**
just because you turned him down.
**[09:45] ---**
*I withdraw what I just said!*
**[09:46] ---**
Speaking of your sister...
**[09:49] ---**
What?
**[10:02] ---**
Your sister really is incredible, isn't she?
**[10:06] ---**
Wh-What is this, all of a sudden?
**[10:08] ---**
Because she's cute... and smart.
**[10:12] ---**
She's a great athlete, too.
She's a sister to be proud of, isn't she?
**[10:21] ---**
Y-You think so?
**[10:27] ---**
On top of that, look.
**[10:29] ---**
No matter when I see her, she's very pretty.
**[10:38] ---**
Pretty... huh?
**[10:41] ---**
That's precisely why it's unfortunate.
**[10:42] ---**
Huh?
**[10:43] ---**
I heard that your sister is a Shotacon
who likes girls and rarely wears panties.
**[10:48] ---**
Forget that stuff!
**[10:50] ---**
What?! Why?!
**[10:52] ---**
I don't know what's going on, but breasts...!
**[10:54] ---**
I faintly feel soft breasts!
**[10:56] ---**
What do you mean, "Faintly"?!
I do have some, more or less!
**[11:04] ---**
For some reason, there's a rumor
these days that my breasts are growing.
**[11:09] ---**
What a coincidence.
**[11:11] ---**
Actually, there's also a rumor
that I'm a Shotacon who likes girls,
**[11:13] ---**
and in addition, that I wander
about the school wearing no panties.
**[11:17] ---**
What're you gonna do about it?
**[11:19] ---**
As it stands, they're gonna
treat me more and more as a woman.
**[11:26] ---**
That's no different from
how they treat you now, is it?
**[11:28] ---**
They'll see me as a triple-threat perv!
**[11:38] ---**
It was your fault to
suggest that we switch places!
**[11:41] ---**
It's your fault that you acted
like a messed up version of me!
**[11:47] ---**
Oh well... We'll just let it be.
**[11:48] ---**
Yeah, being upset won't get us anywhere.
**[11:52] ---**
Our school has plenty
of interesting rumors, so...
**[12:03] ---**
*Idiot Test!*
**[12:30] ---**
*"One year in the past..."*
**[12:33] ---**
Don't move, everyone!
**[12:35] ---**
Put your bag on the desk and
open it so that I can see what's in it.
**[12:38] ---**
Stop this futile resistance!
**[12:41] ---**
Sakamoto... Show me
what you have in your pockets.
**[12:44] ---**
Dammit!
**[12:45] ---**
I'll confiscate it.
**[12:47] ---**
Damn! Why just me?!
**[12:49] ---**
Yoshii! Take off your school uniform
and change into your PE clothes.
**[12:52] ---**
Why?! You're being too vigilant, Teacher!
**[12:55] ---**
Please trust me a litt--
**[12:58] ---**
Hey, Akihisa. Your game console fell.
**[13:00] ---**
Oh, thanks, Yuuji.
**[13:03] ---**
Please trust me a little!
**[13:05] ---**
In your case, don't even
bother with the PE clothes.
**[13:19] ---**
I'm summoning my Avatar! Summon!
**[13:21] ---**
*Today, Year 1 students are doing
Avatar summoning training together.*
**[13:26] ---**
Boy... Our luck's been bad
since we got to school, hasn't it?
**[13:29] ---**
Crap! I bought that just last month!
**[13:31] ---**
My personal costumes
and props got taken, too.
**[13:34] ---**
--Well, as for me, my cell, game
console, video games, DVDs, CDs,
**[13:37] ---**
--What exactly are you coming to school for?
**[13:38] ---**
--light novels, manga, trading cards,
**[13:40] ---**
--celebrity pictures, spinning tops...
**[13:40] ---**
--Oh?
**[13:41] ---**
Hm?
**[13:42] ---**
Himeji is gonna do it.
**[13:49] ---**
Oh? Aren't you taking
her picture, Muttsulini?
**[13:52] ---**
My digital camera got confiscated.
**[13:54] ---**
That's unfortunate.
**[13:55] ---**
Since she's in a different class,
**[13:56] ---**
you rarely ever get a chance to
take pictures of her in PE clothes.
**[14:00] ---**
I'm summoning my Avatar! Summon!
**[14:04] ---**
She's cute, and on top of that, she's smart.
It's natural to admire her, isn't it?
**[14:08] ---**
Come to think of it, don't you
and Himeji know each other?
**[14:11] ---**
Yeah. We were in the same
class in elementary school,
**[14:15] ---**
but we haven't talked all this time, so...
**[14:17] ---**
Next! Akihisa Yoshii!
**[14:19] ---**
Ah, yes, Sir.
**[14:21] ---**
Yoshii will fight... Shimada!
**[14:26] ---**
Shimada! Minami Shimada!
**[14:28] ---**
Ah, yes, Sir!
**[14:31] ---**
Yoshii!
**[14:32] ---**
What's the matter, Shimada?
You were in a daze.
**[14:35] ---**
Are you hungry?
**[14:36] ---**
Humph! Don't confuse me with you!
**[14:38] ---**
Hm?
**[14:39] ---**
Oh, I get it!
**[14:40] ---**
Your Avatar is so feeble
that you got disappointed.
**[14:44] ---**
I'm glad that it's you
I'm fighting, Yoshii...
**[14:46] ---**
Hm?
**[14:47] ---**
...because it feels so good to beat you up.
**[14:51] ---**
Wait! It's our Avatars who
beat each other up! It's not us!
**[14:54] ---**
That's right. We don't beat each other up.
**[14:56] ---**
I-I'm glad you understand.
**[14:58] ---**
I'll be... the one doing
all the beating up, right?
**[15:03] ---**
"Aaah!"
**[15:05] ---**
Shimada...
**[15:06] ---**
S-See? The teacher is also...
**[15:09] ---**
Just today, okay?
**[15:10] ---**
Yes, Sir!
**[15:11] ---**
Why?!
**[15:18] ---**
I've had bad luck all day long today.
**[15:22] ---**
Hm?
**[15:27] ---**
I-It's Himeji!
**[15:31] ---**
All right! I'll summon my
courage and talk to her!
**[15:40] ---**
Th-This is too much for me!
It can't be helped. I'll retreat!
**[15:44] ---**
I beg of you, please!
**[15:46] ---**
Hm?
**[15:46] ---**
I want that Noin no matter what! Please!
**[15:51] ---**
What a bind...
**[15:52] ---**
Excuse me, is something wrong?
**[15:54] ---**
Well, this young lady wants
that stuffed toy no matter what,
**[15:59] ---**
but she doesn't have enough money.
**[16:05] ---**
Say... why do you want it so badly?
**[16:09] ---**
My older sister isn't cheerful these days.
**[16:12] ---**
Your older sister?
**[16:14] ---**
Yes.
**[16:15] ---**
She said she wanted
that stuffed toy before.
**[16:20] ---**
So...
**[16:22] ---**
I see...
**[16:24] ---**
So you wanted to cheer her
up by giving her a present, huh?
**[16:28] ---**
I'm sure she's having a tough time
at school since we just moved here.
**[16:32] ---**
But...
**[16:34] ---**
But she still does cleaning and laundry...
**[16:38] ---**
and plays with me...
**[16:41] ---**
Whoa! Please don't cry!
**[16:43] ---**
I'll do something about it!
**[16:46] ---**
Really?!
**[16:47] ---**
Yep.
**[16:49] ---**
Big Brother... Thank you!
**[16:52] ---**
So, how much is that stuffed toy?
**[16:56] ---**
25,000 yen.
**[16:57] ---**
Argh!
**[16:59] ---**
I'm sorry... I tried my best,
but it wasn't possible.
**[17:03] ---**
"Shocked!"
**[17:05] ---**
Ah, but I have 10,000 yen with me!
**[17:08] ---**
In other words, even with 1,000 yen,
my entire fortune, it'll only be 11,000 yen...
**[17:13] ---**
That's about half of 25,000 yen, right?
**[17:17] ---**
It's a little short, though.
**[17:19] ---**
Then, tear up the stuffed toy...
**[17:23] ---**
...and let us buy about half of it!
**[17:24] ---**
Are you really a high school student?
**[17:27] ---**
You're such a stupid Big Brother.
**[17:29] ---**
"Reserved"
**[17:31] ---**
This should buy us some time.
**[17:35] ---**
But if we don't have the money...
**[17:38] ---**
Yeah...
**[17:40] ---**
25,000 yen, huh...?
**[17:43] ---**
It's about the total of the stuff
confiscated from me this morning.
**[17:46] ---**
Oh yeah!
**[17:47] ---**
What's the matter?
**[17:49] ---**
Let's meet up in this park
again tomorrow, Haduki.
**[17:52] ---**
Tomorrow?
**[17:53] ---**
Yep!
**[17:55] ---**
Okay!
**[17:56] ---**
All right!
**[18:04] ---**
Take back the stuff we had confiscated?!
**[18:07] ---**
Yeah, I want you guys to help me out.
**[18:09] ---**
To do so, we have to get
the key to Iron Man's locker.
**[18:13] ---**
The key is in his jacket pocket.
**[18:15] ---**
Then how about... throwing
a bucket of water on him,
**[18:20] ---**
and stealing the key while he's changing?
**[18:24] ---**
So... good luck, Akihisa.
**[18:26] ---**
Me?!
**[18:27] ---**
The target is coming!
**[18:28] ---**
Don't mess it up!
**[18:29] ---**
Go for it!
**[18:30] ---**
Aren't you gonna help me out?!
**[18:32] ---**
*Now that it's come to this...*
**[18:37] ---**
My foot... slipped!
**[18:46] ---**
What?!
**[18:48] ---**
I won't let you get away!
**[18:59] ---**
Well, I'm sorry. My foot sli--
**[19:02] ---**
I thought I heard "I won't
let you get away" or something.
**[19:06] ---**
I had a hell of a time, but I got the key.
**[19:09] ---**
Okay then! Let's open
Iron Man's locker while we can.
**[19:14] ---**
I found them!
**[19:15] ---**
Well then, let's get out of here already.
**[19:18] ---**
Okay!
**[19:19] ---**
Hm? Old books?
**[19:22] ---**
If they're gonna ditch them anyway...
**[19:25] ---**
Boy, that was close.
**[19:27] ---**
If it wasn't for those old books,
**[19:29] ---**
it wouldn't have been
enough for 25,000 yen.
**[19:31] ---**
Ah! Stupid Big Brother!
**[19:33] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[19:34] ---**
Not at all!
**[19:35] ---**
Hm? That's...
**[19:36] ---**
Uhm... before you came,
a pretty Big Sister came.
**[19:41] ---**
Pretty Big Sister?
**[19:43] ---**
Yes!
**[19:43] ---**
She told me to give this
stuffed toy to my sister.
**[19:47] ---**
She also said that if you brought
Noin, then this would be mine.
**[19:53] ---**
Well... then this is yours, Haduki.
**[19:56] ---**
Mine?
**[19:58] ---**
Yep!
**[19:58] ---**
And, give this one to your sister.
**[20:03] ---**
Ah!
**[20:04] ---**
Noin!
**[20:08] ---**
I hope this'll cheer your sister up.
**[20:14] ---**
Uhm... Big Brother...
**[20:16] ---**
Could you squat down?
**[20:17] ---**
Hm...? Like this?
**[20:21] ---**
Thank you, Big Brother.
**[20:30] ---**
Big Brother, although you're stupid,
I like you a lot because you're so kind!
**[20:34] ---**
I'll marry you when I grow up!
**[20:51] ---**
There was an incident yesterday.
**[20:55] ---**
Someone took the confiscated
stuff and my personal old books.
**[21:00] ---**
He was so gutsy that he
openly showed his student ID
**[21:05] ---**
when he sold off the old
books and the video games.
**[21:08] ---**
What do you think, Yoshii?
**[21:10] ---**
He's sure got guts!
**[21:11] ---**
Indeed.
**[21:14] ---**
"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha..."
**[21:20] ---**
Yoshii! Clench your teeth!
**[21:22] ---**
I'm sorry! There's a reason for it!
**[21:24] ---**
Yoshii. I'll give you the position title
best suited for an idiot like you.
**[21:28] ---**
Take this.
**[21:29] ---**
Hm?
**[21:31] ---**
Akihisa Yoshii.
**[21:34] ---**
From today on, you are...
**[21:36] ---**
...a probationary student!
**[21:47] ---**
*Hirameite, kagayaite, denkyuu pikkanko*
**[22:03] ---**
*Shinten shinai yo.
Dareka jama shiteru... No, no!*
**[22:08] ---**
*Zenzen tarinai, sore
ga mondai no koubaisuu*
**[22:14] ---**
*Ryoukai sorenai. Nani ga
hontou no koto... Baby?*
**[22:18] ---**
*Mitetara koko de zukai shite yo, Baby!*
**[22:24] ---**
*Kotoba mo kazu mo kimi o arawasenai*
**[22:30] ---**
*Kokoro ga biribiri
suru S to N no jiryoku de*
**[22:38] ---**
*(S, S, Super kuttsuite
Number, I say No. 1 boy!)*
**[22:43] ---**
*Omedetou! Imakara kimi
wa My, ma-my "otakara"*
**[22:48] ---**
*Tokubetsu nanda, dou nattemo*
**[22:51] ---**
*Gyutto ne gyutto ne hanasanai*
**[22:53] ---**
*Watashi wa koi shitai.
Yume ni genkai wa iranai*
**[22:59] ---**
*Tokubetsu dayo ne, acchatta mon*
**[23:02] ---**
*Konna watashi mo yurushichae*
**[23:05] ---**
*Hirameita, kagayaita, seikai pittanko*
**[23:15] ---**
Big Sis! Here you go!
**[23:17] ---**
Th-This is...
**[23:19] ---**
Will this cheer you up?
**[23:22] ---**
Thank you, Hazuki! This cheers me up a lot!
**[23:26] ---**
Japanese is difficult so
things are tough, but...
**[23:29] ---**
Yeah. Let's do our best together.
**[23:33] ---**
Besides...
**[23:34] ---**
Besides...?
**[23:36] ---**
There's someone...
**[23:39] ---**
I'm interested in these days.
**[23:41] ---**
What?! What's he like?
**[23:44] ---**
Well, he's a classmate of mine,
and he's *really* stupid.
**[23:51] ---**
*Question 4.*
**[23:52] ---**
*When you add all the numbers of
the 52 playing cards, what's the total?*
**[23:57] ---**
*1 plus 2 plus 3 plus... uhm...*
**[24:00] ---**
*Good luck.*
**[24:01] ---**
*Next episode!
"Me, True Colors and a Man's Dignity!"*
**[24:03] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:06] ---**
"Please join us again next week!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# 4 - Me, TRUE Colors and a Man's Dignity!
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**[00:17] ---**
If I win, could you dress up like a girl?
**[00:22] ---**
You're good at joking.
**[00:24] ---**
If I win, could you dress up like a girl?
**[00:27] ---**
Nice joke.
**[00:28] ---**
Could you dress up like a girl?
**[00:33] ---**
*How did I end up in this situation?*
**[00:38] ---**
*Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
which one is wonderful?*
**[00:58] ---**
*My future starts spinning colorfully*
**[01:04] ---**
*How much should I tell him?
Should I pretend I didn't see?*
**[01:09] ---**
*I see, this vast world
grows based on my mood*
**[01:15] ---**
*I love you today, I really love you*
**[01:21] ---**
*I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
than the number of the stars in the sky*
**[01:26] ---**
*I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
but I had a dream of walking with you*
**[01:32] ---**
*I'm sorry... It's just,
I didn't know it was love*
**[01:37] ---**
*The answer is, you and mystery
plus me equals infinite jump!!*
***SIGN*** "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
**[02:06] ---**
"Episode 4 Me, True Colors
and a Man's Dignity!"
**[02:07] ---**
*It all began one hour ago...*
**[02:10] ---**
Yuuji, do you wanna play "I doubt it"?
**[02:12] ---**
Oh? You seem confident, Akihisa.
**[02:14] ---**
What? I thought you learned after you
had to treat us to burgers the other day.
**[02:19] ---**
Thanks for the food.
**[02:21] ---**
I'm gonna get my revenge today.
**[02:23] ---**
Interesting. Why don't
I make your wallet super light?
**[02:27] ---**
Okay, then. We'll follow
the same rules as usual, okay?
**[02:31] ---**
*Fumizuki Academy,
Class F's "I doubt it" Rules...*
**[02:35] ---**
*Each player plays a card, face down.*
**[02:38] ---**
This is an ace!
**[02:40] ---**
*The other players determine
if the player is lying or not.*
**[02:45] ---**
*If a player thinks it's
a lie, they declare it.*
**[02:47] ---**
I doubt it!
**[02:48] ---**
"Lie"
**[02:49] ---**
*If it really was a lie,*
**[02:51] ---**
*the person who put out the card
gets all the played cards.*
**[02:55] ---**
*On the contrary, if it wasn't a lie,*
**[02:57] ---**
*the one who declared "I
doubt it" gets the cards.*
**[03:00] ---**
*The game continues until
someone has no cards left...*
**[03:04] ---**
I doubt it!
**[03:05] ---**
"Lie"
**[03:11] ---**
I doubt it!
**[03:13] ---**
*The first player who runs out
of cards to play is the winner.*
**[03:16] ---**
I doubt it!
**[03:18] ---**
"True"
**[03:19] ---**
Class F's local rule!
**[03:22] ---**
*The player who has only
two cards left is the winner.*
**[03:27] ---**
"Class F's local rule" "Winner"
**[03:27] ---**
This way, we can end the game quickly.
**[03:29] ---**
The key is the strategy for
the fourth card from the last.
**[03:32] ---**
*The one who received the cards can
start with the number he or she likes.*
**[03:37] ---**
If you say a number carelessly,
you'll be digging your own grave.
**[03:40] ---**
Yep, yep.
**[03:43] ---**
Well then, I go first, right?
**[03:45] ---**
Ace.
**[03:47] ---**
It's my turn next, right? Two.
**[03:50] ---**
Three.
**[03:51] ---**
I'm the next, huh?
**[03:53] ---**
Fo--
**[03:54] ---**
I doubt it!
**[03:55] ---**
I didn't finish saying it!
**[03:57] ---**
It's so obvious.
**[03:58] ---**
It's totally written on your face.
**[03:59] ---**
Card games aren't your strong suit.
**[04:02] ---**
In order not to have problems later on,
**[04:04] ---**
I purposely put out a wrong car...
**[04:08] ---**
Not even a single person... was honest!
**[04:11] ---**
*Tick-tock...*
**[04:17] ---**
*Now I don't have much room for error.*
**[04:20] ---**
Three.
**[04:22] ---**
Four.
**[04:24] ---**
Another "four," huh, Akihisa?
**[04:26] ---**
I doubt it!
**[04:29] ---**
You dummy! This is a present for you!
**[04:31] ---**
Seriously?! You must've had
the "four" from the first round!
**[04:35] ---**
So the one earlier was a set-up!
**[04:36] ---**
Not bad.
**[04:39] ---**
*I can't tell them
I overlooked that card now.*
**[04:43] ---**
*Tick-tock...*
**[04:47] ---**
*I'm finally down to six cards.*
**[04:49] ---**
*Hideyoshi's got four cards.*
**[04:52] ---**
*This is the turning point.*
**[04:55] ---**
*How are those two going to play?*
**[04:57] ---**
Six.
**[05:00] ---**
Muttsulini, the next is seven.
**[05:03] ---**
Seven!
**[05:05] ---**
I missed the timing to say "I doubt it"!
**[05:06] ---**
*He's good! If someone
says that in that timing,*
**[05:09] ---**
*you'd play without thinking, huh?*
**[05:11] ---**
Then I'll...
**[05:13] ---**
Hm?
**[05:14] ---**
Oh? What're you guys doing?
**[05:17] ---**
I thought you went home, Himeji.
**[05:19] ---**
No. One of the teachers
asked me to give him a hand.
**[05:22] ---**
As reward, he gave this to me.
**[05:25] ---**
If you like, you can have this.
**[05:28] ---**
Thanks, Himeji. Is it okay if we
wait until we finish "I doubt it"?
**[05:32] ---**
We're betting...
**[05:34] ---**
*I shouldn't say "betting."*
**[05:40] ---**
No, i-it's not betting! The loser
just gets a small penalty game.
**[05:44] ---**
A penalty game?
**[05:46] ---**
Yeah, that's right.
**[05:47] ---**
The one who loses will take
off his clothes little by little.
**[05:51] ---**
Clothes...?
**[05:53] ---**
Hideyoshi...
**[05:54] ---**
N... No, Akihisa.
**[05:59] ---**
Th-That's depraved!
**[06:01] ---**
Himeji, it'll be just among us guys.
You don't have to get upset like that.
**[06:05] ---**
I doubt it!
**[06:07] ---**
Why are you giving me those cards?
**[06:10] ---**
Even if it's just among you
guys, what's wrong is wrong.
**[06:13] ---**
Let's have these chocolates and...
**[06:17] ---**
...talk...
**[06:21] ---**
Okay, okay. Just this time, okay?
**[06:24] ---**
Now, let's finish it quickly.
**[06:25] ---**
Hm? Hime... ji...?
**[06:28] ---**
Well then, eight.
**[06:30] ---**
Nine.
**[06:32] ---**
Ten.
**[06:33] ---**
Jack.
**[06:35] ---**
Queen.
**[06:36] ---**
I doubt it, Hideyoshi.
**[06:38] ---**
So as I thought, you
had four Queens, huh?
**[06:41] ---**
I guess I can't help it.
Since we're all guys, I can take off...
**[06:52] ---**
What's the matter, Hideyoshi?
**[06:53] ---**
Hm?
**[06:53] ---**
Hm?
**[06:59] ---**
My, my...
**[07:00] ---**
You shouldn't sleep
in a place like this, Kinoshita.
**[07:05] ---**
I guess it can't be helped,
huh? I'll play for Kinoshita.
**[07:10] ---**
H-Hey, Himeji, that handkerchief is...
**[07:12] ---**
Kinoshita is tired.
**[07:15] ---**
B-But, Himeji, Hideyoshi was just...
**[07:18] ---**
Kinoshita is tired.
**[07:20] ---**
But that bottle--
**[07:24] ---**
Muttsulini!
**[07:26] ---**
Looks like Tsuchiya is tired, too.
**[07:29] ---**
*What the heck...?*
**[07:31] ---**
*I can't help but think
something's very wrong with Himeji.*
**[07:34] ---**
*Something must've...
Something must've... Ah!*
**[07:38] ---**
*Could it be...*
**[07:40] ---**
*Th-That's...!*
**[07:41] ---**
Geez... To think that he tried to
take off his clothes in front of Akihisa...
**[07:46] ---**
Kinoshita is tired.
**[07:48] ---**
*There's no doubt about it. Himeji's
out of control because of that chocolate.*
**[07:52] ---**
Is something the matter, Akihisa?
**[07:55] ---**
Well, we don't have enough
players since we're three now.
**[07:58] ---**
Why don't we stop playing?
**[08:00] ---**
Stop playing? Oh, don't be silly.
**[08:03] ---**
We do have four players, don't we?
**[08:06] ---**
Huh?
**[08:06] ---**
I'll do my best.
**[08:07] ---**
Shouko?! When'd you get here?!
**[08:09] ---**
It's a wife's job to forcefully
strip off her husband's clothes.
**[08:13] ---**
Dammit! There's so many things wrong
with that, I don't know where to start!
**[08:17] ---**
Well then, we'll play boys vs. girls, okay?
**[08:21] ---**
Yeah, we can finish it quicker that way.
**[08:24] ---**
What do we do, Yuuji?
**[08:26] ---**
It can't be helped.
Let's beat them quickly and end it.
**[08:29] ---**
But we can't let them take off their clothes.
**[08:32] ---**
Well, when the push comes
to shove, we can stop playing.
**[08:35] ---**
Yeah... you're right!
**[08:43] ---**
Akihisa! Just a sock isn't fair!
**[08:46] ---**
Yuuji, your behavior is very unmanly.
**[08:48] ---**
Himeji, why don't we stop?
**[08:50] ---**
This is just the beginning!
**[08:52] ---**
Shouko, you've played enough, right?
**[08:55] ---**
Double up.
**[08:56] ---**
But getting naked in
front of girls is... you know...
**[09:00] ---**
Don't worry, Akihisa. If you
don't wanna take off your clothes...
**[09:04] ---**
I can't see it! I can't see the
girls' school uniform at all, okay?
**[09:09] ---**
It's your own fault that you didn't
listen to me when I said it was wrong.
**[09:18] ---**
"Akihisa, did you notice?"
**[09:19] ---**
*That's the emergency signal.*
**[09:21] ---**
"What?"
**[09:21] ---**
"Now that it's come to this, we
must win by any means necessary."
**[09:23] ---**
"Shall we make a move?"
**[09:27] ---**
Sorry. Then, shall we
go back to the game?
**[09:30] ---**
Oops!
**[09:32] ---**
Okay! Now!
**[09:35] ---**
What?!
**[09:37] ---**
You guys made a mistake
in deciding your roles.
**[09:40] ---**
Yuuji, you don't make simple
mistakes like that in the game.
**[09:46] ---**
You sure do like to misbehave.
**[09:49] ---**
Naughty, mischievous kids.
**[09:52] ---**
*Tick-tock...*
**[09:55] ---**
Seven.
**[09:56] ---**
*It's coming to the turning point.*
**[10:03] ---**
*If I make a mistake now,
we'll be in big trouble.*
**[10:06] ---**
Hm?
**[10:08] ---**
*Kubo?*
**[10:11] ---**
"She's lying."
**[10:15] ---**
*Kubo... You're taking my side, huh?*
**[10:19] ---**
*Thank you.*
**[10:21] ---**
*I'll make the most of this
chance you've given me!*
**[10:23] ---**
*I'm going to say it with all my heart...*
**[10:26] ---**
That seven... I doubt it!
**[10:28] ---**
Sorry. It's really seven.
**[10:30] ---**
Kubo?!
**[10:31] ---**
I'm sorry, Yoshii!
**[10:36] ---**
What're you doing, Akihisa?!
**[10:38] ---**
As long as it involves taking
your clothes off, he's our enemy!
**[10:40] ---**
Why?!
**[10:42] ---**
*Tick-tock...*
**[10:47] ---**
Playing this game is kinda
giving me mixed feelings.
**[10:50] ---**
Himeji...
**[10:52] ---**
This really is a bad idea...
friends going against each other...
**[10:56] ---**
Moreover, a penalty game...
**[11:00] ---**
To think that Akihisa will become
a net idol from tomorrow on...!
**[11:03] ---**
Just a moment, Himeji!
**[11:04] ---**
I never agreed to the cross-dressing,
the pictures, or the net posting!
**[11:08] ---**
Yuuji, if you feel embarrassed,
you can close your eyes
**[11:10] ---**
when I take your picture.
**[11:12] ---**
Dammit! We're not gonna lose!
**[11:14] ---**
By the way, Akihisa...
**[11:15] ---**
Wh-What is it, Himeji?
**[11:17] ---**
Even if I end up having
to take off my clothes,
**[11:20] ---**
I'm not going to end
the game in the middle.
**[11:24] ---**
Shouko! You're not...
**[11:26] ---**
I'm somewhat confident in
the lingerie I'm wearing today.
**[11:29] ---**
Oh no!
**[11:30] ---**
They're not hesitant
to take their clothes off!
**[11:31] ---**
*Oh...*
**[11:34] ---**
That King you're going to play...
**[11:37] ---**
I'll go ahead and say, I doubt it!
**[11:41] ---**
Four.
**[11:42] ---**
Five.
**[11:44] ---**
Six.
**[11:45] ---**
"Close to victory"
**[11:47] ---**
I... I doubt it.
**[11:56] ---**
Hurry, Akihisa! They'll catch us!
**[11:58] ---**
I don't wanna be a net idol!
**[12:00] ---**
--Hey! Didn't I tell you
not to run in the hall...!
**[12:00] ---**
--Iron man! Help us!
**[12:03] ---**
We'll take a remedial class or anything!
**[12:04] ---**
What're you guys
doing dressed like that?
**[12:07] ---**
We'll explain later!
**[12:09] ---**
On no! Akihisa, they're here!
**[12:12] ---**
Please wait, Akihisa!
Please put this on already!
**[12:16] ---**
I won't let you get away.
**[12:19] ---**
What did they do to end
up in this kind of situation?
**[12:28] ---**
*Idiot Test.*
**[12:32] ---**
What?!
**[12:34] ---**
An Avatar system test run?!
**[12:36] ---**
Yeah, I want to ask
you guys for help on that.
**[12:39] ---**
Why us?
**[12:41] ---**
Because you guys are perfect for that.
**[12:43] ---**
If we use high-score Avatars and
things go wrong, it'll be a problem.
**[12:46] ---**
"Incidents in the past"
**[12:49] ---**
I see... Yeah, it went
out of control before.
**[12:52] ---**
Pointing that out hits a sore spot
for me, but in short, that's the concern.
**[12:57] ---**
So, keep Class A and Himeji out of this.
**[13:00] ---**
I wanted to help, though.
**[13:03] ---**
Too bad...
**[13:03] ---**
Well, it can't be helped, then.
**[13:05] ---**
I appreciate your thoughts.
**[13:08] ---**
Then, can I count on you guys?
**[13:09] ---**
What? Why do we have to do
a troublesome thing like that?
**[13:12] ---**
As a probationary student,
I've got chores to deal with as it is.
**[13:17] ---**
Who was it that was running
around in his underwear?
**[13:20] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[13:21] ---**
Well, I guess it wouldn't be
fair to have you do it for nothing.
**[13:24] ---**
I can at least give you some meal
tickets at the cafeteria or a book coupon.
**[13:28] ---**
Whoa!
**[13:30] ---**
Well then, I'll create a test run field
throughout the entire school building.
**[13:34] ---**
Those who'll be in the test run
are Tsuchiya, Kinoshita, Shimada,
**[13:40] ---**
Yoshii, and Sakamoto.
**[13:44] ---**
I'm counting on you guys.
**[13:45] ---**
Hold on a sec, old hag.
I thought I had high scores.
**[13:49] ---**
I don't care what happens to you.
**[13:53] ---**
Hey!
**[13:56] ---**
Why do we have to do this?
**[13:58] ---**
Yeah.
**[13:59] ---**
What's the problem? Why don't
we just hurry up and get it over with?
**[14:02] ---**
Let's see, we just have to summon
them and move them around?
**[14:05] ---**
Sounds like it.
**[14:06] ---**
Okay.
**[14:07] ---**
Well then...
**[14:08] ---**
Summon!
**[14:14] ---**
Oh? So in a test run, we
wear school uniforms, huh?
**[14:18] ---**
We're not holding weapons.
**[14:20] ---**
How cute.
**[14:20] ---**
This reminds us of the time
we were in Year 1, doesn't it?
**[14:23] ---**
Hm?
**[14:24] ---**
Whaaaaat?!
**[14:27] ---**
The Avatars are talking.
**[14:29] ---**
The old hag said that the update was
about usability improvements, though.
**[14:33] ---**
At any rate, what should I do
about the incident this morning?
**[14:37] ---**
What, Hideyoshi?
Did something happen this morning?
**[14:40] ---**
I didn't say anything.
**[14:42] ---**
To think that a neighbor middle
school boy would confess his love to me...
**[14:46] ---**
What?! So someone outside of
school finally confessed his love for you?!
**[14:52] ---**
Th-That's not possible, right? I'm a guy.
**[14:54] ---**
That was the third person this month.
**[14:59] ---**
He's just telling secrets on his own.
**[15:01] ---**
It's rare to hear Hideyoshi's secrets.
**[15:05] ---**
Kinoshita is good at
making a poker face, so...
**[15:08] ---**
No, no, you guys.
I'm always acting natural.
**[15:10] ---**
She complimented my acting! I'm happy!
**[15:15] ---**
But, the truth is, I'm happy!
**[15:19] ---**
Hey, hey, Muttsulini.
**[15:21] ---**
What?
**[15:22] ---**
If it's naughty talk, I'm all for it!
**[15:25] ---**
I like that kind of talk, too,
but this one is a little different.
**[15:29] ---**
I'm only interested in what's
underneath your leggings.
**[15:33] ---**
He really talks a lot, doesn't he? How funny!
**[15:36] ---**
It's not funny.
**[15:37] ---**
I wanna see underneath your leggings.
**[15:40] ---**
I don't want you to smack me.
**[15:42] ---**
He's honest.
**[15:45] ---**
Maybe I'll have a little fun.
**[15:48] ---**
Are you interested in what's under my skirt?
**[15:50] ---**
I'm not interested in that stuff.
**[15:51] ---**
Under the skirt lies
romance, dreams, and hopes.
**[15:54] ---**
My interest knows no bounds.
**[15:56] ---**
There're many kinds of skirts such as,
straight, mini, long, flared, pleated...
**[16:00] ---**
Each one has its own attractiveness.
**[16:03] ---**
But I don't think culottes
should be called a skirt.
**[16:07] ---**
No, I'm really not interested.
**[16:10] ---**
So they actually say what
their summoners really think.
**[16:14] ---**
What? I can touch Minami's Avatar?
**[16:16] ---**
This is just crazy.
**[16:18] ---**
Aki, give her to me.
**[16:20] ---**
Pfft!
**[16:21] ---**
No! I'm staying with Aki!
**[16:24] ---**
So they go against their
summoner's will, too?
**[16:27] ---**
They're like kids who
say what they really think.
**[16:29] ---**
I see... Kids, huh?
**[16:32] ---**
Aki! Hold me!
**[16:33] ---**
No cuddling! Let go of him!
**[16:36] ---**
No!
**[16:37] ---**
Now, now, Minami.
**[16:39] ---**
Don't worry. I'm used to things like this.
**[16:42] ---**
What? What do you mean you're used to?
**[16:43] ---**
For some reason, kids like me.
**[16:46] ---**
Because your brain is about
as developed as theirs, right?
**[16:48] ---**
Shut up, Yuuji.
**[16:49] ---**
--Listen, listen, Aki!
**[16:50] ---**
--Hm? What is it?
**[16:52] ---**
I always do harsh things
to you, but actually, I--
**[16:56] ---**
Eeeeeeek!
**[16:59] ---**
Argh!
**[17:01] ---**
Hey, what are you trying to say?!
**[17:03] ---**
--Aki, are you okay? Are you in pain?
**[17:05] ---**
--Listen to me!
**[17:07] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[17:09] ---**
I'll tell you this beforehand,
Aki. I have no secre--
**[17:12] ---**
Actually, yesterday, a Year-1
girl confessed her love to me.
**[17:15] ---**
Ahhhhh!
**[17:20] ---**
Th-That's dirty, Aki, trying to find
out my embarrassing secrets like that!
**[17:26] ---**
Isn't she digging her own grave?
**[17:28] ---**
Don't waste your breath!
**[17:30] ---**
You summon your Avatar, too,
and tell us what you really think!
**[17:32] ---**
Whaaaaat?!
**[17:34] ---**
*I can't participate in a revealing
contest like this.*
**[17:37] ---**
*I have to do something.*
**[17:40] ---**
They tell us what their
summoners really think...
**[17:41] ---**
Hm? What is it, Himeji?
**[17:43] ---**
Hm? Oh, no, nothing.
**[17:46] ---**
By the way, how do you read this?
**[17:49] ---**
Err...
**[17:50] ---**
"kaku... sa... mon... dai" is it?
**[17:55] ---**
Yes, that's correct!
**[18:00] ---**
What? Why?!
**[18:01] ---**
"Sa-mon" [Summon]
**[18:03] ---**
Oh craapp!
**[18:05] ---**
I'm sorry, Akihisa.
**[18:07] ---**
But there's something I want to hear
your true feelings about at any cost.
**[18:11] ---**
Nice job, Mizuki. Now, Aki, answer me.
**[18:14] ---**
Who do you like?!
**[18:16] ---**
I need to get distracted!
**[18:20] ---**
Oh shoot!
**[18:23] ---**
Oh no, I can't use that idiot.
**[18:25] ---**
You, too!
**[18:26] ---**
What'd you say?!
**[18:28] ---**
Hey, hey, both of you,
**[18:31] ---**
Be... care... ful.
**[18:35] ---**
I normally wear leggings...
**[18:39] ---**
...but I'm not wearing them today.
**[18:42] ---**
What're you...
**[18:43] ---**
Please let me flip up your skirt!
**[18:45] ---**
...saying, Kudou?
**[18:46] ---**
That's right. It's no use...
**[18:48] ---**
Wait! I go first!
**[18:49] ---**
...teasing us.
**[18:53] ---**
Aki, come over here.
**[18:55] ---**
Akihisa, I need to talk to you.
**[18:57] ---**
Yuuji...
**[18:59] ---**
*We'll be right back.*
**[19:04] ---**
This is because you're always
thinking about naughty stuff.
**[19:06] ---**
Please reflect on what you did.
**[19:08] ---**
I'm not wearing leggings, either, you know.
**[19:10] ---**
I'm sorry. I teased you guys a little.
**[19:13] ---**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[19:14] ---**
That wasn't nice, Kudou.
**[19:16] ---**
Please be a little more sensible.
**[19:19] ---**
So, anyway, I overslept
a little this morning,
**[19:22] ---**
so I didn't have time to put on my bra.
**[19:24] ---**
Please have mercy on us!
**[19:25] ---**
What's that about your bra?!
**[19:28] ---**
Yuuji...
**[19:29] ---**
It's not like that, Shouko! I'm a guy, so...
**[19:32] ---**
Come here...
**[19:32] ---**
"Boing"
**[19:33] ---**
Wh-What're you doing?! L-Let go of me!
**[19:36] ---**
Are you happy?
**[19:37] ---**
S-Something like this...
there's no way I'd be happy...
**[19:40] ---**
Yahoo!
**[19:42] ---**
I'm not!!
**[19:44] ---**
Geez, you act like you've got it bad...
**[19:46] ---**
I envy you, Yuuji! I'm jealous! I'm jealous!
**[19:50] ---**
...but look at what I have to deal with.
**[19:52] ---**
*We'll be right back.*
**[19:55] ---**
So, there's a proper order for doing things.
**[19:59] ---**
Do you understand?
**[20:00] ---**
Yes, Ma'am.
**[20:01] ---**
That's right. You don't just do stuff,
you have to come to love each other first.
**[20:04] ---**
Aki and I love each other!
**[20:09] ---**
Akihisa...
**[20:11] ---**
Wh-What is it, Himeji?
**[20:13] ---**
I-I know this is sudden, but is
there anyone whom you like?
**[20:18] ---**
Huh? What is this all of a sudden?
**[20:22] ---**
I'm realizing it anew,
**[20:24] ---**
but you really don't understand the
question at a time like this, do you?
**[20:28] ---**
Huh? What?
**[20:30] ---**
Well then, I'll ask you in a different way.
**[20:33] ---**
*Oh, I bet she'll... I won't let her!*
**[20:36] ---**
Who do you like?
**[20:39] ---**
Samon in Class G, maybe...
**[20:41] ---**
What? What? S-Samon [Summon]...?
**[20:47] ---**
Ahhh!
**[20:47] ---**
Now, let's continue this
conversation on who we like!
**[20:50] ---**
This isn't fair, Akihisa!
**[20:52] ---**
You have a secret or two that you don't
want people to know too, right, Himeji?
**[20:56] ---**
I-It's okay. I don't have any secrets.
**[21:00] ---**
To tell you the truth...
**[21:02] ---**
...when you had naughty thoughts earlier...
**[21:05] ---**
...I had strange thoughts...
**[21:08] ---**
Nooooooo!
**[21:17] ---**
How's it going?
**[21:23] ---**
What did they do...
**[21:26] ---**
...to end up in this kind of situation?
**[21:33] ---**
*Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!*°
**[21:49] ---**
*I'm not making progress.
Someone's interfering... No, no!*
**[21:54] ---**
*The issue is, I don't have
enough common multiples*
**[22:00] ---**
*Okay, I basically get it.
What is the truth... Baby?*
**[22:04] ---**
*If you see this, draw a
diagram and explain it, Baby!*
**[22:10] ---**
*No word or number can describe you*
**[22:16] ---**
*My heart is being shocked by
the magnetic force between S and N*
**[22:24] ---**
*(S! S! Super! Sticking together,
Number! I say No.1 boy!)*
**[22:29] ---**
*Congratulations! From here on
out you're My, ma-my "treasure"*
**[22:34] ---**
*You're special to me,
no matter what happens*
**[22:37] ---**
*I'll hold you ever so
tight and never let you go*
**[22:39] ---**
*I want to be in love, in a
dream you can forget about limits*
**[22:45] ---**
*It's special, right? After all,
we came to know each other*
**[22:48] ---**
*Forgive me for being like this*
**[22:51] ---**
*Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!*
**[23:02] ---**
Did you want something? Err...
**[23:05] ---**
I'm Nakabayashi. I'm the Class E rep.
**[23:08] ---**
I called you here because I wanted
to tell you my pent-up feelings...
**[23:11] ---**
Ah, no, it's not "pent-up feelings"
but heartrending feelings? Agony?
**[23:16] ---**
Ah, well, at any rate,
I can't express it well,
**[23:18] ---**
but I wanted to tell you at any cost...
Are you busy right now?
**[23:22] ---**
I've got time. No problem.
**[23:28] ---**
What?!
**[23:29] ---**
I'd like you to go out with me!
**[23:32] ---**
I wonder why Yoshii is so
defenseless and charming!
**[23:36] ---**
His actions, his words, his gestures...
Everything about him is adorable!
**[23:42] ---**
Woo hoo...
**[23:43] ---**
Nakabayashi...
**[23:44] ---**
Yes...
**[23:45] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[23:46] ---**
I don't wanna be turned
down in such a humiliating way!
**[23:51] ---**
*Question 5.*
**[23:53] ---**
*Explain the correct way to treat a burn.*
**[23:56] ---**
*Pay palimony.*
**[23:58] ---**
*That's for adults' philandering.*
**[24:00] ---**
*Next episode!
"Me, Peeking, and Training Camp!"*
**[24:03] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:06] ---**
"Please join us again next week!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# 5 - Me, Peeking, and Training Camp!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:18] ---**
*On a night illuminated by countless
stars and a fleeting crescent moon...*
**[00:22] ---**
"Fumizuki Academy"
**[00:23] ---**
*I was being pressured by the
slightly emboldened girls in my class.*
**[00:30] ---**
Aki... Can we do it?
**[00:33] ---**
Akihisa... I'm begging you. Can we do it?
**[00:38] ---**
I can't... do that.
**[00:42] ---**
Why not?
**[00:43] ---**
You don't... want to?
**[00:46] ---**
I couldn't do that.
**[00:49] ---**
If you won't, we'll do
it with Tsuchiya instead.
**[00:54] ---**
Is that okay, Aki?
**[00:56] ---**
Yeah... that's fine.
**[00:59] ---**
So he said! So Tsuchiya,
how about we do one more?
**[01:06] ---**
*This is ishi-daki, also
known as soroban-zeme,*
**[01:09] ---**
*a form of torture used in the Edo era.*
**[01:11] ---**
I will not permit an affair.
**[01:14] ---**
Akihisa, you too, please.
**[01:27] ---**
*Hi!! Mondai: hitori to
futari docchi ga suteki?*
**[01:47] ---**
*Colorful mawari dasu watashi no shourai*
**[01:53] ---**
*Doko made hanasou ka? Minai furi?*
**[01:58] ---**
*Assou, ookina sekai
wa kibun de hirogaru*
**[02:04] ---**
*Kyou mo daisuki, hontou ni daisuki*
**[02:10] ---**
*Watashi no baka...
Hoshi no kazu yori mo baka da*
**[02:15] ---**
*Sunao ni narezu ni,
kimi to aruku yume o mita*
**[02:21] ---**
*Gomen ne... Datte!
Koi to shiranakattanda*
**[02:26] ---**
*Kotaette kimi to nazo tasu
watashi wa mugen no JUMP!!*
***SIGN*** "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
**[02:55] ---**
a6\i1}Turning back the clock, that morning
was a little different from usual.*
**[03:00] ---**
a6\i1}It was the day before
their academic training camp.*
**[03:04] ---**
*On that day, Akihisa
Yoshii received a letter.*
**[03:08] ---**
*In the letter, there was a
message that gave him a small shock.*
**[03:13] ---**
*"I'm holding your secret."*
**[03:18] ---**
Why the heck did
I receive something like this?
**[03:19] ---**
What's the matter, Akihisa?
You're in low spirits this morning.
**[03:22] ---**
N... Nothing's wrong!
**[03:24] ---**
You're acting strange, Aki.
What'd you hide just now?
**[03:27] ---**
What're you talking about,
Minami? I'm not hiding anything.
**[03:30] ---**
Hmm... You received a
love letter... or something?
**[03:33] ---**
Watch what you're saying, Minami.
Look at these guys. They're bloodthirsty now.
**[03:36] ---**
I guess not, huh? There's no
way you'd get a love letter, right?
**[03:40] ---**
That's not true! This morning, too,
there were several letters in my...
**[03:47] ---**
I won't miss next time.
**[03:48] ---**
I apologize from the bottom of my heart.
**[03:50] ---**
Then give me an honest answer!
**[03:52] ---**
T-To tell you the truth,
what I hid was a bla--
**[03:55] ---**
When you receive a blackmail note,
you aren't supposed to tell anyone, right?
**[03:58] ---**
On TV, too, the bad guys say that a lot...
**[04:00] ---**
Bla-what?
**[04:01] ---**
Bla... Bla...
**[04:02] ---**
*When we humans have
our backs against the wall,*
**[04:05] ---**
*we replay memories from our past.*
**[04:07] ---**
*This is called a kaleidoscope of memories.*
**[04:10] ---**
A Bla... Bla... Black competitive
swimwear society invitation...
**[04:13] ---**
That's what I was hiding.
**[04:15] ---**
Huh?
**[04:16] ---**
*Akihisa watched the documentary,*
**[04:19] ---**
*"Competitive Swimmer,
24-hour close-up" the night before.*
**[04:22] ---**
Are you going to join them?
**[04:24] ---**
S-Sure... since I've been
interested in them for a while.
**[04:27] ---**
I see...
**[04:28] ---**
*Oh no... I'm reaching the point of no return.*
**[04:31] ---**
What do you find so interesting
about competitive swimwear?
**[04:34] ---**
Huh?
**[04:35] ---**
*The most impressive thing was...*
**[04:38] ---**
I-Its tight fit...
**[04:41] ---**
*That sounds like a perv!*
**[04:44] ---**
Shimada... Everything he just said was a lie.
**[04:47] ---**
What? It sounded so real
that I was almost fooled!
**[04:50] ---**
"Crack, crack, crack..."
**[04:52] ---**
This time, you'd better spit
out the truth! What did you hide?!
**[04:56] ---**
To tell you the truth,
I received a blackmail note.
**[04:59] ---**
Oh, good.
**[05:01] ---**
So, what did the blackmail note say?
**[05:03] ---**
Yeah...
**[05:04] ---**
"Don't get any closer to
the girls around you," it says.
**[05:09] ---**
Hmm... From how it sounds,
this is probably out of jealousy.
**[05:13] ---**
There are only two girls in
this class, Himeji and Hideyoshi.
**[05:16] ---**
So in other words, it's from
someone who likes one of them, huh?
**[05:20] ---**
Akihisa... Shimada went to get a metal bat.
**[05:24] ---**
Was my guess wrong?
**[05:25] ---**
So what are you being blackmailed about?
**[05:29] ---**
Come to think of it, I'm not really sure.
**[05:30] ---**
"If you refuse to heed my warning,
I'll release these pictures."
**[05:31] ---**
"If you refuse to heed my warning,
I'll release these pictures."
**[05:38] ---**
Those are the ones from
the last school festival, huh?
**[05:40] ---**
Wh-When did they...
**[05:42] ---**
*They wouldn't have
anything crazier than this, right?*
**[05:46] ---**
It's trunks, so it's okay. It's trunks,
so it's okay. It's trunks, so it's okay.
**[05:49] ---**
What's the matter, Akihisa?
**[05:52] ---**
Well, these kinds of pictures are still okay.
**[05:54] ---**
Hm?
**[05:58] ---**
Nooooooooo!
**[05:59] ---**
Don't look at it! Don't look
at this shameful picture of me!
**[06:03] ---**
I don't know what's going on,
but calm down, Akihisa.
**[06:07] ---**
What a frightening power... What are
they engineering such a dirty plot for?
**[06:11] ---**
You're imagining things.
**[06:13] ---**
Anyone would wear a maid
costume at least once in their lifetime.
**[06:15] ---**
Good morning, Akihisa, Kinoshita.
**[06:18] ---**
Ah, Himeji.
**[06:20] ---**
Good timing. Let's have Himeji prove
that these pictures aren't something
**[06:23] ---**
you should get worked up over.
**[06:25] ---**
What's the matter?
**[06:27] ---**
Himeji, what if there's a picture in
which Akihisa is in a maid costume?
**[06:30] ---**
Well, I'll buy a scanner first.
**[06:34] ---**
Huh?
**[06:34] ---**
Otherwise I won't be able to disseminate
**[06:37] ---**
Akihisa's charm to the
world via the web, right?
**[06:40] ---**
Calm down, Akihisa!
**[06:42] ---**
Let go of me! I don't
think I can go on living!
**[06:45] ---**
How about asking Muttsulini for advice?
**[06:47] ---**
Oh yeah... Nice advice, Hideyoshi.
I'd expect nothing less from my wife!
**[06:52] ---**
Isn't that supposed to be "husband"?
**[06:53] ---**
I think both are wrong.
**[06:57] ---**
Oh shoot...
**[07:00] ---**
Oh, there you are, Muttsulini!
I'd like to ask you for advice.
**[07:02] ---**
Come back later. I'm first in line.
**[07:04] ---**
Hm? You're asking for advice?
**[07:06] ---**
Seems like Yuuji's wedding is coming up soon.
**[07:08] ---**
That's something that's already been
decided, right? I'm in bigger trouble!
**[07:12] ---**
As it stands, people will think that
I'm a perv who likes to dress like a girl!
**[07:15] ---**
You being a perv is already a fact, right?!
**[07:17] ---**
Shut up, you married man!
Go back to the graveyard of life!
**[07:20] ---**
Shut up, you super perv!
**[07:22] ---**
Go to your maid café job already!
**[07:29] ---**
If you were gonna get hurt, both of
you should've kept your mouth shut.
**[07:32] ---**
In any case, I confiscated this from Shouko!
**[07:36] ---**
If I win the tournament, I'm gonna
propose to you. I love you, Shouko!
**[07:41] ---**
What?
**[07:42] ---**
*These are the words that
Akihisa and Hideyoshi fabricated*
**[07:45] ---**
*on the second day of the
Fumizuki Academy's school festival.*
**[07:49] ---**
Kirishima is cute, isn't she?
**[07:51] ---**
To think that she wanted to
record those words for her memory...
**[07:53] ---**
No, looks like she's going to play it
for her dad as proof of our engagement.
**[07:59] ---**
It's hard to think that she recorded
it herself when she's bad with machines.
**[08:02] ---**
There's gotta be a another perpetrator.
**[08:04] ---**
What did you want to talk
to me about, Akihisa?
**[08:06] ---**
To tell you the truth, an underwear
picture of me in a maid costume
**[08:09] ---**
is about to be disseminated
to the world via the web.
**[08:13] ---**
What happened?
**[08:14] ---**
Sorry, I skipped over too many
details. In sum, blah-blah-blah-blah...
**[08:18] ---**
I see...
**[08:19] ---**
So, where's the picture?
**[08:20] ---**
This is the one.
**[08:21] ---**
This is...!
**[08:22] ---**
What's the matter, Muttsulini?!
**[08:26] ---**
It's taken from a better angle than mine...
**[08:29] ---**
Ahhh! There's an
unexpected enemy in my midst!
**[08:31] ---**
Don't worry. I don't
distribute the pictures for free!
**[08:34] ---**
So you distribute them?!
You distribute them for money?!
**[08:36] ---**
I see...
**[08:38] ---**
You're in the same
boat as I am, huh, Akihisa?
**[08:40] ---**
Victims of blackmail. In addition,
wiretapping and sneaked photos.
**[08:43] ---**
Muttsulini, can I ask you to investigate?
**[08:46] ---**
As a reward, I'll bring some
dirty magazines that you might...
**[08:48] ---**
I'll take care of it.
**[08:49] ---**
I'll give you the treasure
collection 2 that I obtained recently.
**[08:52] ---**
I'll definitely take care of it.
**[08:56] ---**
So that's about it for
academic training camp.
**[08:58] ---**
So our training camp will be
held in Uzuki Highlands, huh?
**[09:01] ---**
That's a trendy summer resort.
**[09:02] ---**
Whoa! I'm really looking forward to it!
**[09:04] ---**
Make sure you go to the right meeting
place, since it differs from class to class.
**[09:08] ---**
Class A will go by a limousine
bus or something anyway, right?
**[09:11] ---**
I wonder if we, Class F,
are going by a small microbus...
**[09:14] ---**
Kiddie seats or straps...
**[09:16] ---**
No, maybe even the trunk or a bike rack...
**[09:18] ---**
Class F will meet on site.
**[09:21] ---**
We don't even get transportation?!
**[09:24] ---**
*This is an unequal society.*
**[09:35] ---**
There's nothing to do.
**[09:46] ---**
I'm bored.
**[09:47] ---**
Hm? What're you reading, Minami?
**[09:50] ---**
A psychological test book.
**[09:51] ---**
Oh? That sounds interesting.
Ask me questions.
**[09:54] ---**
--Okay. Well then...
**[09:55] ---**
--Super excited. Super excited.
**[09:57] ---**
Among the opposite sex, who do
you associate with following colors?
**[10:01] ---**
1: green, 2: orange, and 3: blue.
**[10:04] ---**
Green, orange and blue, huh?
**[10:07] ---**
Let's see...
**[10:08] ---**
Orange is Hideyoshi, blue is Himeji
and green is Minami... I guess.
**[10:13] ---**
Could you explain why
Mizuki is blue and I'm green?
**[10:17] ---**
Huh?
**[10:18] ---**
*If I say I saw her wearing
green underwear before,*
**[10:22] ---**
*she'd get upset, right?*
**[10:23] ---**
I won't get upset, so tell the truth.
**[10:25] ---**
Because you were wearing
green underwear before.
**[10:27] ---**
Sakamoto, open the window.
**[10:29] ---**
Okay.
**[10:30] ---**
Are you gonna ditch me? Are you
gonna ditch me from the window?!
**[10:32] ---**
Let's see... Green is your friend,
orange is your energy source, and blue is...
**[10:36] ---**
Ahh, no! Give that back to me!
**[10:38] ---**
Akihisa, she said "among the
opposite sex," so who's orange?
**[10:43] ---**
You, Hideyoshi.
**[10:46] ---**
I'm at a loss since
I'm kinda happy to hear that.
**[10:48] ---**
Then, Minami, what does it mean
when you pick someone for blue?
**[10:54] ---**
Question 2!
**[10:56] ---**
Looks like she doesn't wanna answer.
**[10:58] ---**
From 1 through 10, say the
two numbers you think of in order.
**[11:04] ---**
5 and 6.
**[11:05] ---**
In my case, 2 and 7.
**[11:07] ---**
1 and 4 for me, I think.
**[11:08] ---**
3 and 9 for me.
**[11:10] ---**
"Akihisa" "Hideyoshi" "Mizuki" "Yuuji"
**[11:11] ---**
The first number indicates how you
normally show yourself to others.
**[11:16] ---**
Sakamoto's 5 indicates cool and cynical.
**[11:18] ---**
Kinoshita's 2 indicates a
calm, commonsense person.
**[11:21] ---**
Aki's 1 indicates... you should die.
**[11:23] ---**
Mizuki's 3 indicates gentle and careful.
**[11:26] ---**
Hey, didn't you just hurl an insult at me?
**[11:28] ---**
"Yuuji" "Hideyoshi" "Akihisa" "Mizuki"
**[11:29] ---**
The next number indicates your true
self that you don't show much.
**[11:35] ---**
Sakamoto's 6 indicates fairness and kindness.
**[11:37] ---**
Kinoshita's 7 indicates
strong feminine charms.
**[11:40] ---**
Aki's 4 indicates... you
should die tragically.
**[11:43] ---**
Mizuki's 9 indicates strong will.
**[11:46] ---**
Hasn't your insult towards me escalated?
**[11:50] ---**
Looks like he's up.
**[11:52] ---**
Good morning, Muttsulini.
**[11:53] ---**
I was awoken by hunger.
**[11:55] ---**
It's about time, too.
**[11:57] ---**
Shall we have lunch now?
**[11:59] ---**
Actually, I made lunch, so if you like...
**[12:04] ---**
Whoosh!
**[12:05] ---**
S-Sorry, I made my lunch myself, too.
**[12:08] ---**
Sorry, I brought mine, too.
**[12:11] ---**
I've already finished making mine.
**[12:12] ---**
So, Himeji, let Akihisa have it.
**[12:16] ---**
Actually, I brought sandwiches, too.
**[12:18] ---**
"Chomp"
**[12:19] ---**
Sorry, Akihisa. My hand slipped.
**[12:24] ---**
Be careful, Yuuji.
**[12:27] ---**
Oops! My hand, too...
**[12:30] ---**
I'll hold your hand tight
so that it won't slip.
**[12:36] ---**
Geez, why are you guys acting
so silly? I guess it can't be helped.
**[12:39] ---**
Aki, would you like to have some of these?
**[12:40] ---**
Yaay! They look delicious!
**[12:42] ---**
Y-You can eat as much as you like.
**[12:44] ---**
Thank you!
**[12:47] ---**
Listen, Aki... I have to gather
my courage to tell you this, but...
**[12:51] ---**
...If you pick wrong, you'll get...
**[12:54] ---**
...one with lots of hot mustard.
**[12:56] ---**
Are you an idiot?!
**[12:58] ---**
Ahhh! It's hot, hot, hot!
**[13:00] ---**
Akihisa, you might've
gotten lucky in a sense.
**[13:04] ---**
*I see!*
**[13:05] ---**
*It might be okay now since my taste
buds have been completely destroyed...*
**[13:08] ---**
Akihisa, please have mine, too.
**[13:11] ---**
Yep! Thank you!
**[13:18] ---**
300 joules, clear!
**[13:26] ---**
Wh-What on earth...
**[13:29] ---**
When you started deliriously
repenting your sins from your former life,
**[13:32] ---**
I thought you were a goner.
**[13:33] ---**
Where am I?
**[13:34] ---**
The inn for the training camp. While you
were hovering between life and death,
**[13:38] ---**
we arrived here.
**[13:39] ---**
And this is the room
assigned to the four of us.
**[13:42] ---**
Well... now that Akihisa has
woken up, let's start, shall we?
**[13:46] ---**
Start what?
**[13:47] ---**
The operation to find your
photographer and my wiretapper.
**[13:51] ---**
I've managed to dig up some intel.
**[13:53] ---**
Really, Muttsulini?!
**[13:56] ---**
I found traces of the devices
I believe were used by the culprit.
**[14:00] ---**
Even based solely on his MO
and the kind of devices used,
**[14:02] ---**
you can conclude that both crimes
were committed by the same person.
**[14:06] ---**
So who's the culprit?
**[14:08] ---**
Sorry...
**[14:09] ---**
Yeah... I guess you wouldn't be
able to figure it out that quick, huh?
**[14:12] ---**
All I could figure out was that
the culprit is a female student
**[14:15] ---**
who has a burn mark on her butt.
**[14:17] ---**
What on earth did you investigate?
**[14:19] ---**
I set up a small camera
within the school premises.
**[14:21] ---**
Then something like this was...
**[14:24] ---**
This is...!
**[14:26] ---**
This video is from
inside the girls' locker room.
**[14:28] ---**
What's this censorship?
**[14:30] ---**
If you wanna see it, you have to pay.
**[14:32] ---**
We're friends, right?
**[14:34] ---**
Hm? Could this be... Shouko?!
**[14:37] ---**
That cell is Shouko's!
**[14:39] ---**
You're right. I'll blow it up.
**[14:44] ---**
Let's see...
**[14:46] ---**
"Order form: I'd like to have
another 'Yuuji's marriage proposal.'"
**[14:51] ---**
Send...
**[14:52] ---**
That darn Shouko!
**[14:55] ---**
Looks like she got a reply.
**[14:57] ---**
"Thanks for your order. I'll give you a
discount since this is your second order.
**[15:00] ---**
The training camp starts tomorrow
so I'll give it to you next Monday."
**[15:04] ---**
That was close! I was
saved by the training camp!
**[15:07] ---**
There are many others, too.
**[15:10] ---**
What the heck are these?!
**[15:11] ---**
I can no longer get married!
**[15:13] ---**
With this, it's confirmed
that it's the same culprit, huh?
**[15:16] ---**
Here is the important scene.
**[15:20] ---**
She's writing back.
**[15:21] ---**
"All your pictures are wonderful.
But it'll be a problem if they find out."
**[15:25] ---**
"Mail sent"
**[15:27] ---**
The person wrote back already!
**[15:29] ---**
"Just between you and me,
my mother found out the other day.
**[15:32] ---**
I received a moxa treatment
on my butt as punishment.
**[15:34] ---**
Because of that, I still
have the mark from the burn.
**[15:37] ---**
Don't you think it's cruel to
treat a young lady like that?"
**[15:40] ---**
So this is all we have.
**[15:41] ---**
I see... By "young lady," it has to
be a female student or Hideyoshi.
**[15:47] ---**
A girl with a burn mark on her butt, huh?
**[15:50] ---**
But flipping up their skirts isn't gonna...
**[15:52] ---**
Even if we use an infrared camera,
we can't see the burn mark.
**[15:56] ---**
Oh yeah! It's almost bathing time,
so we can have Hideyoshi go and check!
**[16:01] ---**
Why are you making plans
assuming that I bathe with girls?
**[16:04] ---**
Akihisa, read the training camp guidebook.
**[16:07] ---**
Hm?
**[16:08] ---**
The bathing time for each class is...
**[16:12] ---**
Ahh!
**[16:14] ---**
They've got a Hideyoshi
bathing room in a place like this, too!
**[16:16] ---**
Why just me?
**[16:18] ---**
Don't move!
**[16:20] ---**
All of you, put your hands
behind your heads and lie down!
**[16:23] ---**
Wh-What the...
**[16:25] ---**
We said, put your hands
on your heads and lie down.
**[16:28] ---**
Kinoshita, come this way quickly.
**[16:30] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[16:31] ---**
What the hell is the meaning of this?
**[16:33] ---**
We know you guys are the culprits.
**[16:35] ---**
Culprits?
**[16:36] ---**
We're talking about these.
**[16:38] ---**
They were set up in the girls' changing room.
**[16:43] ---**
That's... a hidden camera!
Who on earth would do such a thing?!
**[16:46] ---**
Who else are you saying
would do it besides you guys?
**[16:49] ---**
That's not true! Things like
peeking or setting up a hidden camera...
**[16:52] ---**
Things like that...
**[16:56] ---**
I can't say they wouldn't.
**[16:57] ---**
Whaaaaaat?!
**[16:58] ---**
Is that true, Akihisa?!
**[17:01] ---**
There's no way that
Akihisa and the others would...
**[17:05] ---**
It's not true, right, Aki? I believe in you.
**[17:08] ---**
Wh-Why...
**[17:12] ---**
do you have torture equipment
when you believe in me?
**[17:15] ---**
How cruel, Akihisa!
**[17:17] ---**
To think that, of all times, you picked
right after I ate a lot for dinner to peek...
**[17:21] ---**
I-I'm normally more slender, okay?!
**[17:24] ---**
That's what you're upset about?!
**[17:26] ---**
M-Me, too! My breasts are normally bigger!
**[17:30] ---**
No, that's a lie.
**[17:32] ---**
Girls! Get them!
**[17:35] ---**
Shoot! What I really
thought just slipped out!
**[17:40] ---**
Yuuji! Let's somehow...
**[17:43] ---**
I will not permit... an affair.
**[17:47] ---**
No... it's too late for him.
**[17:50] ---**
Ugh! Me, too!
**[17:51] ---**
We'll...
**[17:52] ---**
...teach you a lesson but good.
**[17:54] ---**
Ahhhhhhhhh!
**[18:01] ---**
What a terrible false accusation that was...
**[18:03] ---**
though I don't understand
why I was treated as a victim.
**[18:06] ---**
Really, that was a terrible
misunderstanding...
**[18:09] ---**
...and we hadn't even peeked yet.
**[18:10] ---**
Even though they didn't find my camera...
**[18:13] ---**
Those replies, I think, are just barely true.
**[18:16] ---**
If that's their attitude, fine!
**[18:18] ---**
What're you talking about, Yuuji?
**[18:19] ---**
They already made me do the time,
so I might as well commit the crime!
**[18:22] ---**
Do it...? Don't tell me...
**[18:23] ---**
Yeah! I'm really gonna
peek on the girls bathing!
**[18:26] ---**
If you want to see Kirishima naked,
you might just wanna ask her.
**[18:30] ---**
D-Don't be ridiculous! I'm not
interested in Shouko's naked body!
**[18:33] ---**
Are you trying to find the culprit
with a burn mark on her butt?
**[18:36] ---**
That's right. I originally thought
that peeking was crossing the line,
**[18:40] ---**
but if they have that kind of
attitude, we don't have to hesitate!
**[18:43] ---**
I'll peek to my heart's
content and find the culprit!
**[18:46] ---**
That video camera and microphone...
**[18:48] ---**
They're the same ones the blackmailer used.
**[18:50] ---**
What?!
**[18:51] ---**
Does that mean that the
one blackmailing Yuuji and me,
**[18:54] ---**
and the peeping Tom from
earlier are the same person?
**[18:56] ---**
Now there's no reason to hesitate!
**[18:59] ---**
All right, let's go!
**[19:00] ---**
"Women's Bathing Room"
**[19:03] ---**
Bathing time ends in 30 minutes.
The girls' bathing room is ahead of here.
**[19:07] ---**
We don't have much time left.
Let's bust right in there!
**[19:12] ---**
Stop.
**[19:13] ---**
Where do you think you're going?
**[19:16] ---**
That's the chemistry teacher, Mr. Fuse!
**[19:17] ---**
Don't mind him! Knock him down!
**[19:19] ---**
You should mind me.
**[19:21] ---**
I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
**[19:27] ---**
That's...
**[19:28] ---**
...an Avatar...!
**[19:30] ---**
*Just like probationary students'
Avatars, Teachers' Avatars are*
**[19:33] ---**
*capable of physical interference.*
**[19:36] ---**
Now that it's come to this, let's
crush Mr. Fuse along with his Avatar!
**[19:39] ---**
We'll leave it to you, Yuuji!
**[19:40] ---**
Hold on a sec.
**[19:42] ---**
Just in case, let me hear
your chemistry test score.
**[19:45] ---**
With one more point, my
chemistry test score the other day...
**[19:48] ---**
With just one more point...?
**[19:51] ---**
...would've reached 2 digits.
**[19:52] ---**
Go on ahead, you idiot!
**[19:54] ---**
It'll probably be tough to fight
alone against a teacher. I'll help you.
**[19:58] ---**
Thanks, Hideyoshi.
**[20:01] ---**
Summon!
**[20:04] ---**
Okay, Muttsulini! Let's go on
ahead and... Huh? He's already gone!
**[20:12] ---**
Stop right there.
**[20:14] ---**
The health and physical
ed. teacher, Mr. Ooshima...!
**[20:22] ---**
Give it up, Tsuchiya!
**[20:23] ---**
Mr. Ooshima... this isn't peeking!
**[20:27] ---**
Then, what is it?!
**[20:28] ---**
Health and physical ed. practical training.
**[20:30] ---**
Summon!
**[20:36] ---**
Summon!
**[20:39] ---**
Go, Akihisa! I'll take this one.
**[20:41] ---**
Muttsulini... Okay.
**[20:44] ---**
Guys...! You can do it!
**[20:46] ---**
Without fail, I'll... I'll...!
**[20:53] ---**
I-Iron Man!
**[20:57] ---**
Seriously... You guys are quite a trouble.
**[21:01] ---**
I can't afford to lose today!
**[21:04] ---**
Summon!
**[21:07] ---**
Huh? Where's your Avatar, Mr. Nishimura?
**[21:10] ---**
For various reasons, I have no score.
**[21:13] ---**
I see...
**[21:14] ---**
Then, with my everyday grudge...
**[21:17] ---**
...die, Iron Man!
**[21:19] ---**
Wha...
**[21:21] ---**
Yoshii...
**[21:23] ---**
Do you know why I don't revoke
your summoning permission?
**[21:27] ---**
Huh?
**[21:28] ---**
I'm glad that you're a probationary student.
**[21:31] ---**
If it's an Avatar, it won't be
considered corporal punishment if I beat it.
**[21:36] ---**
Clench your teeth!
**[21:43] ---**
The impertinent one will
take a remedial class!
**[21:45] ---**
The three of you there, too.
**[21:49] ---**
*Thus, the first day of the
training camp came to an end.*
**[21:52] ---**
*But the false accusations on Akihisa
and the others haven't been cleared yet.*
**[21:55] ---**
*How will this end? Will they
find the blackmailer? Da-dum!*
**[22:07] ---**
*Hirameite, kagayaite, denkyuu pikkanko*
**[22:23] ---**
*Shinten shinai yo.
Dareka jama shiteru... No, no!*
**[22:28] ---**
*Zenzen tarinai, sore
ga mondai no koubaisuu*
**[22:34] ---**
*Ryoukai sorenai. Nani ga
hontou no koto... Baby?*
**[22:38] ---**
*Mitetara koko de zukai shite yo, Baby!*
**[22:44] ---**
*Kotoba mo kazu mo kimi o arawasenai*
**[22:50] ---**
*Kokoro ga biribiri
suru S to N no jiryoku de*
**[22:58] ---**
*(S, S, Super kuttsuite
Number, I say No. 1 boy!)*
**[23:03] ---**
*Omedetou! Imakara kimi
wa My, ma-my "otakara"*
**[23:08] ---**
*Tokubetsu nanda, dou nattemo*
**[23:11] ---**
*Gyutto ne gyutto ne hanasanai*
**[23:13] ---**
*Watashi wa koi shitai.
Yume ni genkai wa iranai*
**[23:19] ---**
*Tokubetsu dayo ne, acchatta mon*
**[23:22] ---**
*Konna watashi mo yurushichae*
**[23:25] ---**
*Hirameita, kagayaita, seikai pittanko*
**[23:34] ---**
*Idiot Test!*
**[23:41] ---**
"Women's Bathing Room"
**[23:41] ---**
Ahh... the bath felt good.
**[23:45] ---**
The large bath feels good, doesn't it?
**[23:51] ---**
*Question 6.*
**[23:53] ---**
*"Things repeat over time."
Provide a proverb with this meaning.*
**[23:57] ---**
*Transmigration of the soul.*
**[23:59] ---**
*Are you going to be in
Class F in your next life?*
**[24:01] ---**
*Next episode!
"Me, Peeking, and Guys' Friendship!"*
**[24:03] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:06] ---**
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi
Please join us again next week!"
# 6 - Me, Peeking, and Guys' Friendship!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:16] ---**
"Today" "Study Hall"
**[00:16] ---**
*The second day of Fumizuki Academy's
academic training camp... Class A...*
**[00:20] ---**
*Hey!!*
**[00:22] ---**
*Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
which one is wonderful?*
**[00:42] ---**
*My future starts spinning colorfully*
**[00:48] ---**
*How much should I tell him?
Should I pretend I didn't see?*
**[00:53] ---**
*I see, this vast world
grows based on my mood*
**[00:59] ---**
*I love you today, I really love you*
**[01:05] ---**
*I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
than the number of the stars in the sky*
**[01:10] ---**
*I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
but I had a dream of walking with you*
**[01:16] ---**
*I'm sorry... It's just,
I didn't know it was love*
**[01:21] ---**
*The answer is, you and mystery
plus me equals infinite jump!!*
***SIGN*** "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
**[01:52] ---**
a6\i1}Classes A and F are doing
the training camp together.*
**[01:56] ---**
Yuuji, I'm happy that I can study with you.
**[01:59] ---**
Shouko, that's not your seat.
**[02:02] ---**
But why are we having a study
hall after coming all the way here?
**[02:06] ---**
Aren't they gonna give us regular classes?
**[02:07] ---**
Why would they? Can you
understand Class A's material?
**[02:13] ---**
That might be the case for you, Yuuji,
**[02:16] ---**
but to me there isn't much
difference between Classes A and F...
**[02:19] ---**
Oh? That's amazing.
**[02:21] ---**
...because I can't understand either of them.
**[02:23] ---**
That's amazing in a different sense.
**[02:25] ---**
The goal of this training
camp is to raise our motivation.
**[02:30] ---**
By studying in the same classroom,
**[02:33] ---**
Class F would think they
wanna become like Class A,
**[02:37] ---**
while Class A would think they
don't wanna become like Class F.
**[02:41] ---**
I don't know about Class A, but it's
not clear if it's effective for Class F, is it?
**[02:45] ---**
Oh, Rep! There you are!
**[02:48] ---**
Then, maybe I'll come here, too.
**[02:51] ---**
Aiko Kudou...
**[02:52] ---**
Hello, hello.
**[02:54] ---**
I heard. So you guys tried to peek
on the girls bathing last night?
**[02:58] ---**
If you wanted to see it so badly,
you should've told me.
**[03:01] ---**
If you like, I can show you my underwear.
**[03:04] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[03:06] ---**
Not happening.
**[03:09] ---**
Hm? What is wrong, Muttsulini?
**[03:11] ---**
You normally love naughty
stuff, but you're quite calm.
**[03:15] ---**
Even I am worked up,
my heart is racing with excitement.
**[03:18] ---**
Don't be fooled, Akihisa.
She's wearing leggings.
**[03:22] ---**
What?!
**[03:23] ---**
How cruel, Kudou! Give me my pure heart back!
**[03:26] ---**
Sorry, Yoshii. Instead,
I'll show you something interesting.
**[03:30] ---**
What is it?
**[03:31] ---**
A pocket-sized recorder...
**[03:33] ---**
Hm? What is wrong, Muttsulini?
**[03:36] ---**
This stuff is quite interesting, you know.
**[03:40] ---**
I love Kudou.
**[03:42] ---**
My heart is racing with excitement.
**[03:44] ---**
Huh?
**[03:46] ---**
Yeah, it couldn't be more interesting!
**[03:48] ---**
Yeah, that's quite an interesting line.
**[03:51] ---**
Mizuki, give me a hand.
**[03:53] ---**
Sure, no problem.
**[03:56] ---**
Akihisa, those two went
to get torture equipment.
**[03:58] ---**
Hurry up and run before they come back.
**[04:01] ---**
On no, Hideyoshi. I'm not at fault, right?
**[04:04] ---**
Hey, Akihisa.
**[04:05] ---**
What, Yuuji?
**[04:06] ---**
It's possible that Kudou is the wiretapper.
**[04:10] ---**
True. The skills she
showed just now were amazing.
**[04:13] ---**
Akihisa, check if she's the culprit.
**[04:16] ---**
Okay.
**[04:18] ---**
Say, Kudou...
**[04:19] ---**
What is it, Yoshii?
**[04:20] ---**
If you...
**[04:22] ---**
*Wait, there's no way she'd
be honest if I ask her,*
**[04:24] ---**
*"If you're the culprit, just tell us."*
**[04:27] ---**
What's the matter?
**[04:28] ---**
Ah, uhm, well, especially if you...
**[04:32] ---**
If I what...?
**[04:33] ---**
*How should I ask her?*
**[04:35] ---**
*If I remember right, the culprit has
a burn mark on her butt, so... so...*
**[04:42] ---**
I'd really like it if you
could show me your butt.
**[04:45] ---**
Not bad, Akihisa.
**[04:47] ---**
That's our Akihisa.
**[04:48] ---**
How daring, Akihisa.
**[04:51] ---**
I'd really like it if you
could show me your butt.
**[04:54] ---**
But it's embarrassing.
**[04:56] ---**
No change. Just the line as-is.
**[04:58] ---**
Please, Kudou! Please delete that one!
**[05:01] ---**
Please, Kudou! Show me your butt.
**[05:06] ---**
I wonder what it was.
**[05:08] ---**
Yeah, what was that?
**[05:09] ---**
Don't tell me some idiot said a foolish thing
**[05:13] ---**
that can worsen his problems.
**[05:14] ---**
Well, we can't have that.
**[05:16] ---**
Such a person needs severe punishment, right?
**[05:21] ---**
You've got it wrong! I just...
**[05:23] ---**
...love butt.
**[05:25] ---**
That's all!
**[05:26] ---**
Hey, stop it, Kudou!
**[05:28] ---**
Aiko Kudou, don't mess around.
**[05:31] ---**
Muttsulini!
**[05:33] ---**
I'll take her on! Just leave it to me.
**[05:36] ---**
So you'll help me? Good!
**[05:39] ---**
Both of you, you heard it wrong earlier.
**[05:41] ---**
--I want to clear up the misunderstanding,
--I love butt.
**[05:43] ---**
is what I wanted to say!
**[05:45] ---**
--Especially Yuuji's butt.
--It's really a misunderstanding!
**[05:46] ---**
Hey, Muttsulini!
**[05:47] ---**
Aiko Kudou, you've got more to learn.
**[05:50] ---**
Not bad. Just what
I'd expect from you, Muttsulini.
**[05:53] ---**
Yoshii, I'm not gonna let you have Yuuji.
**[05:55] ---**
I don't want him, either!
**[05:56] ---**
Aki... So you like Sakamoto's butt that much?
**[06:00] ---**
Mine's not good enough?
**[06:01] ---**
I sort of knew it, but when you
say it so clearly, it gives me a shock.
**[06:06] ---**
Everyone, you've got it all wrong!
I'm not into that kind of creepy...
**[06:09] ---**
Don't make fun of homosexual love!
**[06:12] ---**
Miharu? Why are you here?!
**[06:14] ---**
Honey! I wanted to see you
so I sneaked out from Class D!
**[06:20] ---**
Sugawa Barrier!
**[06:25] ---**
How filthy! It's worse than
cuddling a rotten pig!
**[06:30] ---**
How cruel, Honey!
When I love you so much!
**[06:34] ---**
Hey, stop it! I'm not interested in girls!
**[06:38] ---**
You guys!
**[06:39] ---**
It's study time. Could you
be a little more quiet?
**[06:43] ---**
I-I'm sorry, Kubo.
**[06:44] ---**
Also, I don't think it's nice to
make fun of homosexual love.
**[06:50] ---**
I think a society in which people who
are just like everyone else become despised
**[06:55] ---**
just because their individual
taste is a little different from that of
**[06:58] ---**
average people is wrong
and needs to be corrected.
**[07:01] ---**
He's right! Gender doesn't matter!
**[07:04] ---**
I'm not into that kind of thing!
**[07:07] ---**
Gender doesn't matter... huh?
**[07:12] ---**
I feel a chill for some reason.
**[07:13] ---**
Gender doesn't matter?
**[07:16] ---**
Why are you looking at Yuuji and me
one after the other? You got it wrong!
**[07:20] ---**
As you know, I...
**[07:21] ---**
...love Hideyoshi.
**[07:23] ---**
Got that?!
**[07:24] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[07:25] ---**
Akihisa, how am I supposed to respond?
**[07:28] ---**
Don't get it wrong. Hideyoshi's...
**[07:30] ---**
...butt is what I especially love.
**[07:32] ---**
--Hey, this is making the
misunderstanding worse!
**[07:33] ---**
--Kubo! Yuuji!
**[07:35] ---**
Show me your butt, one after the other.
**[07:36] ---**
Kubo, show me your butt!
**[07:38] ---**
I love Kubo!
**[07:39] ---**
--Kubo, show me your butt!
**[07:39] ---**
--You're putting me in a bind, Yoshii.
**[07:41] ---**
--I love Kubo! Show me your butt!
**[07:41] ---**
--There's a proper order for doing things.
**[07:44] ---**
*- -The order isn't the problem here.*
**[07:44] ---**
--I love Kubo! Show me your butt!
**[07:48] ---**
I think Kudou might be
the one who's blackmailing us.
**[07:52] ---**
From how she can manage that
pocket-sized recorder, it's very possible.
**[07:57] ---**
Shall we capture her at once?
**[07:58] ---**
We shouldn't. We only get one chance.
**[08:01] ---**
If we're wrong, the real culprit
will never give herself away.
**[08:06] ---**
She'll destroy the proof
and blackmail you even more.
**[08:09] ---**
Which means that the
situation will get worse.
**[08:12] ---**
So we can't just go barging in
unless we're totally confident, huh?
**[08:16] ---**
If only we could confirm that burn mark...
**[08:20] ---**
She'll probably get mad, but maybe
we should just try flipping up her skirt?
**[08:23] ---**
She's wearing leggings.
**[08:25] ---**
Oh, that's right.
**[08:27] ---**
In order to confirm it, we have no choice
but to peek while the girls are bathing!
**[08:31] ---**
So it comes to that after all, huh?
**[08:32] ---**
But what should we do?
Unless we come up with a plan,
**[08:35] ---**
it'd be hard to break through that guard.
**[08:38] ---**
But that hallway is just a straight path,
so breaking through from the front
**[08:42] ---**
is probably the only thing we can do.
**[08:44] ---**
It's not that there isn't a way.
**[08:46] ---**
If breaking through from
the front is the only way,
**[08:48] ---**
we just have to have a
strong enough force to succeed.
**[08:51] ---**
You mean we get more people involved?
**[08:53] ---**
That's right.
**[08:54] ---**
Then let's get on with...
**[08:56] ---**
What do you want from us?
**[08:58] ---**
Sugawa, guys...
**[09:00] ---**
Thanks for coming,
my fellow Class F students.
**[09:03] ---**
Actually, we have a proposition to make.
**[09:05] ---**
Proposition?
**[09:06] ---**
What? I'm tired, you know.
**[09:08] ---**
I wanna just loaf around in my room.
**[09:09] ---**
Guys, aren't you interested
in peeking on the girls bathing?
**[09:13] ---**
We're listening.
**[09:15] ---**
Last night, we went to
peek on the girls bathing,
**[09:18] ---**
but the dastardly teachers
ambushed us and got in our way.
**[09:22] ---**
I see... And?
**[09:23] ---**
We'll make another attack tonight.
**[09:26] ---**
So I'd like to ask you guys to
eliminate the guards outside the girls' bath.
**[09:30] ---**
Your reward will be the
chance to see Agartha afterwards!
**[09:33] ---**
We're in!
**[09:35] ---**
Muttsulini, what time is it?
**[09:37] ---**
It's 20:10. 10 minutes have passed
since Class A girls' bathing time started.
**[09:43] ---**
This is good timing.
**[09:45] ---**
We're gonna split ourselves into four groups.
**[09:47] ---**
Those in group A, follow my directions.
**[09:48] ---**
--B!
--Group B, follow Akihisa's directions.
**[09:50] ---**
--Group C, follow Hideyoshi's directions.
**[09:50] ---**
--C!
**[09:51] ---**
--D!
**[09:51] ---**
--Group D, follow Muttsulini's directions.
**[09:54] ---**
Roger!
**[09:55] ---**
Listen up, guys! We have
only one goal! Reaching Agartha!
**[10:00] ---**
No matter what happens on your way,
**[10:01] ---**
use all your strength to
push forward towards your goal!
**[10:05] ---**
Gods and demons are mortal, too!
Kill all enemies before you!
**[10:08] ---**
Consider this to be the
turning point for our future!
**[10:14] ---**
"20:14 Hallway in front
of girls' bathing room"
**[10:16] ---**
I gave them quite a bit
of counseling yesterday.
**[10:19] ---**
I'm sure they learned their lesson,
so today, they'll be quiet and...
**[10:25] ---**
A pervasive pack of pervs are pushing forth.
**[10:28] ---**
"Chemistry"
**[10:29] ---**
I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
**[10:34] ---**
I won't let you through here.
**[10:35] ---**
Summon!
**[10:38] ---**
Summon!
**[10:40] ---**
Group C led by Kinoshita has
come in contact with Mr. Fuse!
**[10:43] ---**
We'll break through in one breath
while Hideyoshi is attracting his attention!
**[10:46] ---**
Keep up, guys!
**[10:47] ---**
Yeah!
**[10:48] ---**
Guys, attack him all at once!
**[10:52] ---**
Now! Let's go!
**[10:54] ---**
Hold it, Yoshii!
**[10:55] ---**
Keep it up! Let's dash through here!
**[10:57] ---**
Yeah!
**[10:57] ---**
Stop right there, you filthy pigs!
**[11:00] ---**
No guys are allowed beyond this point!
Just go on back to your pigsty!
**[11:05] ---**
Yoshii, we're at a major disadvantage
both in numbers and quality!
**[11:08] ---**
Please, Shimizu, step aside!
**[11:10] ---**
You're gonna enjoy my honey's
flat chest to the fullest, aren't you?!
**[11:13] ---**
How disgusting!
**[11:14] ---**
You're wrong! Minami's flat
chest isn't what I'm here for!
**[11:18] ---**
That's a lie!
**[11:19] ---**
I'll punish those pigs who are blinded
by the charm of my honey's flat chest!
**[11:23] ---**
Believe me. A flat chest
is just a flat chest, after all.
**[11:27] ---**
To me, right now, more than
Minami's horizon-like flat chest,
**[11:30] ---**
it's important that... My elbow is about
to be twisted clean off! Ow, ow, ow...!
**[11:33] ---**
I let you run your mouth!
How dare you repeat it again and again!
**[11:35] ---**
Looks like he needs another punishment.
**[11:38] ---**
Yoohoo, Yoshii! What did you come to see?
**[11:41] ---**
It'd make me happy if you came to peek on me.
**[11:44] ---**
Not happening.
**[11:46] ---**
I will not permit an affair.
**[11:48] ---**
To see even Kirishima is
here, too... This is unexpected!
**[11:53] ---**
Could it be that this
is what you're here for?
**[11:57] ---**
There's still one unfound hidden
camera left in the changing room.
**[12:00] ---**
What?
**[12:01] ---**
It's not mine, but I found it by accident.
**[12:04] ---**
Kudou...
**[12:06] ---**
Well, shall we start now, Muttsulini?
**[12:10] ---**
Let's fight!
**[12:13] ---**
Summon!
**[12:15] ---**
We'll leave this to you, Muttsulini!
**[12:17] ---**
I'll take care of this!
**[12:18] ---**
Educational counseling!
**[12:24] ---**
I knew you guys would
come, you bonafide idiots!
**[12:26] ---**
I-Iron Man!
**[12:27] ---**
Do we have to break through
him without using our Avatars?!
**[12:29] ---**
There's no way we can!
**[12:31] ---**
I'll give you thorough
counseling today. Be prepared, Yoshii!
**[12:36] ---**
Is this it?!
**[12:37] ---**
Don't give up, Yoshii!
**[12:39] ---**
Hm?
**[12:40] ---**
Sugawa!
**[12:41] ---**
Let go of me, Sugawa!
**[12:42] ---**
You can't let yourself get taken out here!
**[12:45] ---**
You're a probationary student.
**[12:46] ---**
So your Avatar is the only
one who can defeat Iron Man!
**[12:50] ---**
So, please...
**[12:51] ---**
Run for now and survive!
**[12:55] ---**
Don't interfere with my counseling.
**[12:58] ---**
Sugawa!
**[12:59] ---**
Sugawa!
**[13:00] ---**
--Summon!
**[13:01] ---**
--Summon!
**[13:05] ---**
What?
**[13:05] ---**
Back up Yoshii's withdrawal!
**[13:07] ---**
We're gonna clear a path
through the enemy for you!
**[13:09] ---**
Run on through, without looking back!
**[13:11] ---**
Guys...
**[13:12] ---**
Yoshii is our hope! Protect
him no matter what!
**[13:15] ---**
Yeah!
**[13:17] ---**
Yoshii...
**[13:25] ---**
*Okay. I'll leave it to you guys.*
**[13:28] ---**
*And I'll survive and
achieve our goal without fail!*
**[13:32] ---**
*Everyone... I'm sorry... I'm sorry!*
**[13:39] ---**
I... I... vow to reach Agartha without fail!
**[13:46] ---**
Akihisa Yoshii of Class F.
Come to the counseling room immediately.
**[13:52] ---**
Well, this is how it
normally turns out, right?
**[13:58] ---**
It's already morning...?
**[14:00] ---**
When I didn't get much sleep at all...
**[14:03] ---**
Hm?
**[14:17] ---**
So that was a dream!
**[14:19] ---**
Geez...
**[14:28] ---**
No way I would!
**[14:30] ---**
What? Is Yuuji sleeping in
someone else's bed again?
**[14:34] ---**
What do you mean "again"?
**[14:35] ---**
He tosses around in his sleep a lot.
**[14:38] ---**
He came into my bed around dawn and...
**[14:40] ---**
I won't forgive you! For trampling
on my pure heart, I won't forgive you!
**[14:47] ---**
By the way, Kudou told me
something strange yesterday.
**[14:50] ---**
Something strange?
**[14:51] ---**
She said that there's still an unfound
hidden camera in the changing room.
**[14:54] ---**
What?
**[14:54] ---**
I wonder if she's the culprit after all.
**[14:56] ---**
Well, that's not necessarily the case.
**[14:59] ---**
It's hard to think that the culprit would
say things to cast suspicion on herself.
**[15:02] ---**
We have no choice but to check.
**[15:03] ---**
But if that information
is true, we're in luck.
**[15:06] ---**
Why?
**[15:07] ---**
Because if we obtain that hidden camera,
**[15:09] ---**
we can see the girls changing.
We may be able to find the culprit.
**[15:13] ---**
I see...
**[15:14] ---**
I'm confident that I can find
that hidden camera in 5 seconds.
**[15:17] ---**
But is there really a camera in there?
**[15:20] ---**
The girls found the hidden
camera the night before last, right?
**[15:23] ---**
It's hard to think that the culprit,
who excels in taking sneak pictures
**[15:25] ---**
and wiretapping, would set it up in a
way that it can be found by amateurs.
**[15:29] ---**
A fall-back plan.
**[15:30] ---**
That's right. The camera they
discovered first was a decoy,
**[15:34] ---**
and its purpose was to turn
people's cautious eyes to us.
**[15:37] ---**
The one still in the changing room
that Kudou found is the main one.
**[15:41] ---**
Then all we have to do is
go get that camera now, huh?
**[15:44] ---**
That's not possible.
It's locked outside of bathing time.
**[15:47] ---**
But the way we've been doing is...
**[15:49] ---**
Akihisa, what do you think the
reason we lost yesterday was?
**[15:53] ---**
The reason we lost? Because half of
the girls were sent for defense, maybe?
**[15:57] ---**
If that's the case, we'll just
strengthen our forces, too.
**[16:01] ---**
We'll have the other classes on our side.
**[16:03] ---**
The other classes, too?
**[16:04] ---**
There's another reason
**[16:05] ---**
for this plan other than
strengthening our forces.
**[16:08] ---**
Hm?
**[16:09] ---**
That is, to protect ourselves.
**[16:11] ---**
Protect ourselves?
**[16:12] ---**
Even if we succeed in peeking,
**[16:14] ---**
unless we find the true
blackmailing culprit, we'll be punished.
**[16:18] ---**
I see. If we are many,
they won't know who actually peeked.
**[16:23] ---**
But they've already identified us.
**[16:26] ---**
Fumizuki Academy is a pilot
school that's getting lots of attention.
**[16:29] ---**
When a scandal happens, they'll
have to either punish those involved,
**[16:31] ---**
or hide it at all costs.
**[16:34] ---**
So we just have to attack in a big group
so that they can't easily punish us, huh?
**[16:37] ---**
That's our Yuuji!
**[16:38] ---**
You have no equal when it
comes to coming up with dirty plans!
**[16:41] ---**
Call it being resourceful.
**[16:43] ---**
Let's gather up comrades before evening.
**[16:45] ---**
"Today" "Study Hall"
**[16:46] ---**
For Class A, it makes sense to
persuade Kubo. Akihisa, you go.
**[16:51] ---**
You're suited for it, Akihisa.
**[16:52] ---**
We're counting on you.
**[16:53] ---**
Okay, but why me?
**[16:57] ---**
When push comes to shove,
use this to protect yourself.
**[16:59] ---**
Huh?
**[17:02] ---**
Hey, Kubo. You got a minute?
**[17:04] ---**
Yeah, of course.
**[17:06] ---**
Now, sit down.
**[17:08] ---**
Well, I'm okay here.
**[17:10] ---**
If you say so...
**[17:12] ---**
By the way, I have a favor
to ask. To tell you the truth...
**[17:15] ---**
I'll do it!
**[17:16] ---**
That was quick!
**[17:17] ---**
Er, sorry. I just lost my calmness.
**[17:21] ---**
Let me hear what this is about.
**[17:23] ---**
Ah, okay. To tell you the truth,
we're gonna peek on the girls bathing and...
**[17:26] ---**
I refuse!
**[17:27] ---**
That was quick! Why?!
**[17:29] ---**
I lost respect for you, Yoshii.
**[17:31] ---**
Among a group of people, there are rules.
**[17:33] ---**
By following those rules, society is formed.
**[17:37] ---**
So you planning wrongdoing
**[17:39] ---**
means that you're unfit for society.
**[17:43] ---**
Is that what you want?
**[17:45] ---**
To start with, peeking on girls
while they're bathing is filthy!
**[17:52] ---**
Sorry, I failed.
**[17:54] ---**
I see... Glad that you're okay.
**[17:56] ---**
I didn't do anything dangerous, though.
**[17:59] ---**
If we can't get Class A to help us,
then we'll just ask the other classes, huh?
**[18:03] ---**
You're plotting something again, aren't you?!
**[18:06] ---**
I-I'm not thinking of anything.
**[18:08] ---**
I'm not going to waste my breath asking
you not to cause trouble anymore, but...
**[18:12] ---**
To think that, of all things, you're
planning to peek on the girls bathing...
**[18:16] ---**
If it's while bathing, you'd compare
me with the others, I can't use falsies,
**[18:20] ---**
and I can't push them up, either, you know.
**[18:22] ---**
Since I never thought you'd peek,
I didn't even go on a diet!
**[18:27] ---**
That's mean, Akihisa.
**[18:29] ---**
No, what I want to see is...
**[18:31] ---**
...Yuuji's butt.
**[18:33] ---**
No!
**[18:34] ---**
"Training Camp" "Showdown" "Night: Third Day"
**[18:35] ---**
*And thus, once again, the
night of the showdown has...*
**[18:38] ---**
So Classes D and E are the only ones
who're gonna help us after all, huh?
**[18:41] ---**
Class B's rep is Kyouji
Nemoto, so they lack unity.
**[18:46] ---**
Class C's rep is that Yuuka Koyama.
**[18:49] ---**
I don't blame the guys for flinching.
**[18:51] ---**
But this is better than yesterday.
**[18:53] ---**
Girls can only send half the group
for defense during the bathing time.
**[18:57] ---**
As long as we can hold back
the teachers, it can work out.
**[19:00] ---**
I've already notified each class
on when to start the operation
**[19:02] ---**
and where to gather.
**[19:04] ---**
Good. Let's get ready.
**[19:07] ---**
We've got a problem!
**[19:07] ---**
Hm?
**[19:08] ---**
They did it! Our enemy was waiting
to ambush us in the dining hall!
**[19:11] ---**
What?!
**[19:13] ---**
Right now, our forces are split
and scattered on each floor!
**[19:16] ---**
To think that they made a move before us!
**[19:18] ---**
They read our thoughts.
**[19:19] ---**
Damn! Was it Shouko?
**[19:21] ---**
She probably had no
tolerance for Yuuji peeking.
**[19:24] ---**
We have no time to hesitate.
**[19:25] ---**
We're gonna reorganize our forces.
We'll make our move!
**[19:29] ---**
We're not gonna let you peek!
**[19:30] ---**
Dammit! Why are the girls here?!
**[19:32] ---**
Who knows?! Fight back anyway!
**[19:33] ---**
Concentrate on one point and
break through here! Follow me!
**[19:36] ---**
Yeah!
**[19:38] ---**
Yuuji! There are lots
of enemies at the front!
**[19:40] ---**
I bet there are traps set
where there are fewer enemies.
**[19:43] ---**
So we'll outwit them!
**[19:49] ---**
Yuuji... We've been waiting for you.
**[19:51] ---**
Shouko...! They outwitted us when
we thought we were outwitting them!
**[19:54] ---**
I told you I would not permit an affair.
I'll make sure your body understands it.
**[19:59] ---**
Dammit!
**[20:01] ---**
I need to give you some serious counseling.
**[20:04] ---**
Ms. Takahashi, the Year 2 Head Teacher...!
**[20:07] ---**
Yuuji, we should withdraw!
**[20:08] ---**
Sorry, that won't happen.
**[20:10] ---**
Kudou... Mr. Ooshima...!
**[20:12] ---**
You never learn, do you?
**[20:13] ---**
Akihisa, if you wanted to see it
that bad, why didn't you talk to me?
**[20:19] ---**
Now that it's come to this, I just
have to fight all the way till the end!
**[20:23] ---**
Summon!
**[20:25] ---**
Summon!
**[20:29] ---**
Go!
**[20:34] ---**
He's fast!
**[20:39] ---**
What?
**[20:41] ---**
Ooooooouch!
**[20:44] ---**
Wh-What?
**[20:46] ---**
Her score is in the 7000s?!
**[20:47] ---**
This is too overwhelming!
**[20:52] ---**
What do I do?
**[20:53] ---**
What else?
**[20:54] ---**
Now that it's come to this, we'll just
do whatever we can with all our might!
**[20:57] ---**
Yuuji...
**[20:58] ---**
Everyone, listen up!
**[21:00] ---**
From here on, forget about the plan!
**[21:02] ---**
Take actions based on your own will!
**[21:05] ---**
Believe in yourself! You can do it!
**[21:08] ---**
Think using your heart,
judge using your brain,
**[21:10] ---**
and do what you think is most correct!
**[21:13] ---**
From here on, I'll leave the
matter to your own discretion!
**[21:16] ---**
Got that?! Let's go!
**[21:18] ---**
We're sorry!
**[21:23] ---**
Th-The four of you aren't
doing the same as the others?
**[21:27] ---**
Is it your pride as commanders?
**[21:29] ---**
No, that's not it. We know...
**[21:32] ---**
Yes, Yuuji's right.
**[21:35] ---**
We know...
**[21:38] ---**
that we don't have to do that.
**[21:40] ---**
Don't tell me that help is on its way...?
**[21:43] ---**
You don't understand anything.
**[21:46] ---**
What we're talking about
is nothing like that.
**[21:52] ---**
*They knew very well... that they
were dealing with people who wouldn't*
**[21:55] ---**
*forgive them even if they got down
on their hands and knees and apologized.*
**[22:00] ---**
Although this is the third night of the
training camp, Akihisa and the others
**[22:04] ---**
still haven't been able
to find their blackmailers.
**[22:08] ---**
What will become of
Akihisa and Yuuji's futu-- Argh!
**[22:17] ---**
*Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!*
**[22:33] ---**
*I'm not making progress.
Someone's interfering... No, no!*
**[22:38] ---**
*The issue is, I don't have
enough common multiples*
**[22:44] ---**
*Okay, I basically get it.
What is the truth... Baby?*
**[22:48] ---**
*If you see this, draw a
diagram and explain it, Baby!*
**[22:54] ---**
*No word or number can describe you*
**[23:00] ---**
*My heart is being shocked by
the magnetic force between S and N*
**[23:08] ---**
*(S! S! Super! Sticking together,
Number! I say No.1 boy!)*
**[23:13] ---**
*Congratulations! From here on
out you're My, ma-my "treasure"*
**[23:18] ---**
*You're special to me,
no matter what happens*
**[23:21] ---**
*I'll hold you ever so
tight and never let you go*
**[23:23] ---**
*I want to be in love, in a
dream you can forget about limits*
**[23:29] ---**
*It's special, right? After all,
we came to know each other*
**[23:32] ---**
*Forgive me for being like this*
**[23:35] ---**
*Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!*
**[23:46] ---**
*Idiot Test!*
**[23:51] ---**
*Question 7.*
**[23:52] ---**
*What do you call physical
and mental torture used*
**[23:55] ---**
*to make a person obey you?*
**[23:58] ---**
*I'm sorry, Shouko!*
**[23:59] ---**
*I'm not going to ask the details.*
**[24:01] ---**
*Next episode!
"Me, Peeking, and Far Away Paradise!"*
**[24:03] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:06] ---**
"Please join us again next week!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# 7 - Me, Peeking, and Far Away Paradise!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:24] ---**
I'll hold them back here!
You guys, go on ahead!
**[00:30] ---**
"Women's Bathing Room"
**[00:42] ---**
They changed the password!
**[00:44] ---**
What?!
**[00:47] ---**
You're betraying your friends.
Doesn't that pain you?
**[00:50] ---**
Humph! My friend is *you*, right?
**[00:59] ---**
Leave me here and run.
**[01:01] ---**
Shouko!
**[01:03] ---**
This is terrible! The shampoo
and conditioner have been switched!
**[01:06] ---**
Oh no!
**[01:07] ---**
We can't use bubbles to hide our stuff then!
**[01:12] ---**
Principal, please prepare to escape.
**[01:16] ---**
That damn probationary student!
**[01:22] ---**
Whoa! She's got a burn mark on her butt!
**[01:25] ---**
She's the culprit who blackmailed us!
**[01:27] ---**
What? Then it wasn't Akihisa
who set up the hidden camera?!
**[01:31] ---**
I'm sorry, Aki, for misunderstanding.
**[01:34] ---**
That's okay, so long
as you realize it now.
**[01:37] ---**
Okay, guys! You can peek on
bathing girls to your heart's content.
**[01:43] ---**
Yaaaay! We're coming in!
**[01:47] ---**
"Aggghhh"
**[01:48] ---**
*It was all a dream, once again.*
**[01:51] ---**
*This is the third night of
academic training camp.*
**[01:56] ---**
Damn! I never expected that even
Ms. Takahashi would participate in the war.
**[02:00] ---**
That level of strength is cheating.
**[02:03] ---**
But what're you gonna do?
**[02:04] ---**
As it stands, you'll continue to be
frightened by the blackmailer's shadow.
**[02:08] ---**
Of course, I have no intention of giving up.
**[02:10] ---**
But tomorrow night is the last bathing night.
**[02:13] ---**
I've already worked out a plan.
**[02:15] ---**
But the guys from Classes D,
E, and F alone won't be enough.
**[02:21] ---**
Muttsulini...
**[02:22] ---**
Leave the picture taking to me.
**[02:24] ---**
Akihisa, call Himeji and Shimada in here.
**[02:26] ---**
What're you gonna do?
**[02:28] ---**
Using their pictures as a bait,
**[02:30] ---**
we'll request help from
the guys in Classes A, B, and C.
**[02:34] ---**
I see.
**[02:35] ---**
So we'll excite their animal passions
with pictures of the girls in *yukata*
**[02:37] ---**
in order to get them to help us, huh?
**[02:39] ---**
In that case, Hideyoshi,
here, this is your *yukata*.
**[02:41] ---**
We're going to excite the *guys*'
animal passions, you know...
**[02:46] ---**
I have to send Himeji and Minami an email.
**[02:49] ---**
There's something I wanna talk to
you about. Could you come to my room?
**[02:53] ---**
Send.
**[02:55] ---**
"Mizuki Himeji"
**[02:55] ---**
Ah, I've got a reply from Himeji.
**[02:58] ---**
Okay. I'll bring some snack food.
**[03:03] ---**
I've got a reply from Minami this time.
**[03:05] ---**
Okay, but why at this late hour?
**[03:09] ---**
I wonder if she's being cautious...
How should I write back?
**[03:12] ---**
"Ryou Sugawa"
**[03:13] ---**
Hm? This is from... Sugawa?
**[03:16] ---**
Yoshii, why are you trying so
desperately to peek on girls?
**[03:21] ---**
"Why"? Geez, why is he
asking something so obvious?
**[03:25] ---**
Isn't it obvious? I like what I like.
**[03:32] ---**
Hm?
**[03:32] ---**
"Sent Message"
**[03:33] ---**
"Minami Shimada"
**[03:33] ---**
"Isn't it obvious? I like what I like."
**[03:37] ---**
*Calm down, Akihisa Yoshii!*
**[03:39] ---**
*Sort out what just happened!*
**[03:41] ---**
"To: Minami Shimada" "There's something I wanna talk
to you about. Could you come to my room?"
**[03:42] ---**
"From: Minami Shimada"
"Okay, but why at this late hour?"
**[03:43] ---**
"To: Minami Shimada"
"Isn't it obvious? I like what I like."
**[03:45] ---**
What's the matter, Akihisa?
**[03:51] ---**
Is there a problem, Akihisa?
**[03:54] ---**
What you just did created one...
**[03:56] ---**
Oh, sorry. I'll fix it
and give it back to you.
**[03:59] ---**
More importantly, let me borrow your cell!
**[04:01] ---**
Here.
**[04:03] ---**
I have to send a message to
Minami to correct my mistake.
**[04:06] ---**
Hm? The contacts... Kirishima's
email address is the only one in here.
**[04:10] ---**
What?!
**[04:11] ---**
She screwed with it again, and
she's supposed to be bad with machines!
**[04:15] ---**
Anyway, do you remember
Minami's email address?
**[04:19] ---**
Do you remember
Shouko's email address then?
**[04:21] ---**
Well, I guess that's normally how it is.
**[04:24] ---**
Hey, what'd you just send?!
**[04:32] ---**
I can't send a correction now, you idiot!
**[04:35] ---**
That's right! That feeling!
That's the feeling I have towards you, Yuuji!
**[04:38] ---**
Be quiet!
**[04:41] ---**
Yes, Sir.
**[04:42] ---**
Dammit! I gotta send
an email to Shouko now!
**[04:45] ---**
Let me borrow your cell!
**[04:46] ---**
I haven't bought a new
one since I ditched my old one.
**[04:49] ---**
I don't want it ringing when I'm hiding.
**[04:51] ---**
It's over... My life is over...
**[04:56] ---**
Come in.
**[04:57] ---**
Good evening.
**[04:59] ---**
Thanks for coming, Himeji.
**[05:00] ---**
Hm? Didn't Iron Man try to stop you?
**[05:03] ---**
He let me through when
I gave him some snacks.
**[05:06] ---**
Farewell, Iron Man... Rest in peace.
**[05:10] ---**
By the way, Akihisa, what was
it that you wanted to talk about?
**[05:13] ---**
Oh, about that...
**[05:20] ---**
*Thus, they got their pictures
and the night wore on...*
**[05:25] ---**
*however...*
**[05:31] ---**
Aki... Aki...
**[05:35] ---**
Are you asleep? Hey...
**[05:38] ---**
wake up.
**[05:40] ---**
Wake up.
**[05:45] ---**
I said, wake up!
**[05:50] ---**
Shhh! Don't make so much noise.
**[05:57] ---**
Why are you going back to sleep?!
**[06:00] ---**
Huh? Why are you here, Minami?
**[06:04] ---**
This situation...
**[06:06] ---**
*1. I sent a weird email.*
**[06:09] ---**
*2. Minami must be upset.*
**[06:12] ---**
*3. She snuck in late at night.*
**[06:15] ---**
*4. Her entire body is a
weapon. In other words...*
**[06:20] ---**
At least make it so that I won't suffer.
**[06:23] ---**
What kind of thought
process do you have?
**[06:25] ---**
What? I got it wrong?
**[06:30] ---**
I mustered up the courage
to come and see you, you know.
**[06:33] ---**
What?
**[06:34] ---**
So... uhm...
**[06:36] ---**
...instead of by email...
**[06:39] ---**
I want you to tell me in person, so...
**[06:42] ---**
*Does that mean she wants to
hear my last will and testament?*
**[06:47] ---**
*Is there something
I can use to my advantage?!*
**[06:49] ---**
*Hideyoshi's cute sleeping face...*
**[06:52] ---**
*Muttsulini, who's so
intent on taking pictures...*
**[06:55] ---**
*Kirishima, who's trying to take off
her yukata and get into Yuuji's bed...*
**[06:58] ---**
No! None of that will help at all!
**[07:02] ---**
I came to rescue you, Honey!
**[07:05] ---**
Something else is here!
**[07:08] ---**
Miharu! Why are you here?!
**[07:10] ---**
I snuck into your bed earlier
only to find out that it was empty
**[07:14] ---**
so I thought you might be here.
**[07:16] ---**
I thought you learned
the hard way yesterday!
**[07:18] ---**
What? You snuck in yesterday, too?
**[07:20] ---**
Honey... let's go back
now and sleep together naked!
**[07:25] ---**
Of course, I won't let you sleep since
I'm gonna do all sorts of things to you!
**[07:28] ---**
--There! There!
**[07:28] ---**
--Nooooo!
**[07:31] ---**
I won't let you sleep, either.
**[07:36] ---**
What're you guys doing?
**[07:39] ---**
Everyone, be quiet!
If you make that much noise...
**[07:43] ---**
Hey!
**[07:45] ---**
What's all this fuss about?
**[07:48] ---**
This is bad, Akihisa!
**[07:49] ---**
If he finds out that there are
four half-naked girls in our room...
**[07:52] ---**
Are you counting me again?
**[07:55] ---**
Girls, get out of here while
Yuuji and I act as decoys!
**[08:00] ---**
Let's go!
**[08:01] ---**
Yeah!
**[08:05] ---**
You'd better be prepared, Yoshii.
**[08:07] ---**
I am not!
**[08:10] ---**
Then, get prepared!
**[08:12] ---**
It can't be helped. We'll escape
into a room Iron Man can't enter!
**[08:15] ---**
Where's that?!
**[08:16] ---**
The girls' room!
**[08:17] ---**
I see! Iron Man can't come in
to the girls' room since he's a guy!
**[08:20] ---**
If I run into a girls-only
room in my underwear...
**[08:25] ---**
I'm a goner for sure!
**[08:27] ---**
Let's go!
**[08:27] ---**
No frickin' way!
**[08:29] ---**
Well then, wear this!
**[08:31] ---**
Thanks!
**[08:35] ---**
All right, now we can escape in there!
**[08:37] ---**
Wait! In a sense, this is more
fatal than being buck-naked!
**[08:41] ---**
Well then, we'll split here!
**[08:43] ---**
I won't let you get away!
**[08:45] ---**
I have no intention of
acting together with a perv.
**[08:47] ---**
Then, give me your *yukata*!
**[08:50] ---**
Stop it!
**[08:51] ---**
Shut up! Take it off! I said, take it off!
**[08:55] ---**
No! I said no! Hey!
**[08:56] ---**
What in the world...
**[08:57] ---**
Hm?
**[08:58] ---**
...are you guys doing?
**[09:00] ---**
I know you two have no luck with girls,
**[09:02] ---**
but if you wanna do something
like that, do it privately.
**[09:05] ---**
Please let me explain!
**[09:07] ---**
*That was the incident that took
place on a hot night. Woo hoo...*
**[09:15] ---**
Sleepy...
**[09:16] ---**
Are you two okay? We have to
recover our scores by taking tests.
**[09:21] ---**
Iron Man's counseling three days in a row...
**[09:24] ---**
It was because of that unexpected incident.
**[09:26] ---**
But we did get something out of it.
**[09:28] ---**
Whoa! Good job, Muttsulini!
**[09:32] ---**
We'll circulate them among guys and
recruit participants for the operation!
**[09:36] ---**
*The fourth day of academic training camp...*
**[09:39] ---**
*The final showdown kicks off tonight.*
**[09:47] ---**
There's something I found out last time.
**[09:50] ---**
This is the record of those units
spread on the second floor of the inn.
**[09:53] ---**
This is showing the Class C girls
fighting in science and humanities lineups.
**[09:57] ---**
In addition, they had the teachers' Avatars,
**[09:59] ---**
who're capable of physical interference, huh?
That's an impregnable defense.
**[10:05] ---**
Ah! Mr. Takenaka's hairpiece is...
**[10:07] ---**
And look at this.
**[10:11] ---**
The teacher field disappeared...
**[10:14] ---**
When the fields of teachers from
different subjects come together,
**[10:16] ---**
they cancel each other out.
**[10:18] ---**
I see. So this is what
they call interference, huh?
**[10:21] ---**
This is our last fight.
**[10:23] ---**
I bet they'll construct a solid
and unbreakable line of defense.
**[10:27] ---**
While avoiding the field interference,
**[10:29] ---**
they'll put their main forces in
the passage that we'll certainly take.
**[10:32] ---**
This is the expected
formation of our enemy.
**[10:34] ---**
Our room is on the third floor
**[10:36] ---**
and our goal, the girls' bathing
room is in the basement.
**[10:38] ---**
In the basement, Ms. Takahashi, Mr. Ooshima,
**[10:40] ---**
and Iron Man are on the line of defense.
**[10:42] ---**
Our force is made up of
guys from Classes D, E, and F.
**[10:46] ---**
The rest will depend on the
help from Classes A, B and C.
**[10:49] ---**
Looks like it'll be a tough battle.
**[10:52] ---**
I'll do something about Ms. Takahashi.
**[10:55] ---**
Muttsulini, you hold back Ooshima,
the health and physical ed. teacher.
**[11:01] ---**
And, Akihisa, you take on Iron Man.
**[11:04] ---**
Me?
**[11:05] ---**
The only one who can bring him
down is you, a probationary student.
**[11:09] ---**
I'm asking you.
**[11:10] ---**
But...
**[11:13] ---**
In return...
**[11:15] ---**
...we'll cover you with all our might,
and send you to Iron Man unhurt.
**[11:23] ---**
We'll make any sacrifice necessary
**[11:25] ---**
so that no one can touch
you until you fight Iron Man.
**[11:29] ---**
Yuuji...
**[11:32] ---**
Will you do it, Akihisa?
**[11:34] ---**
Yeah!
**[11:37] ---**
It's time to launch our operation!
**[11:39] ---**
All right! Are you guys fired up?!
**[11:42] ---**
Yeah!
**[11:44] ---**
This is our last chance!
**[11:45] ---**
We will accept nothing less than victory!
**[11:49] ---**
Yeah!
**[11:50] ---**
It doesn't matter if it's girls or teachers!
**[11:52] ---**
Let's give them a good taste
of the latent power of men!
**[11:56] ---**
The fourth night of academic
training camp! The final showdown!
**[11:59] ---**
Let's go!
**[12:07] ---**
They're here! The four ringleaders!
**[12:09] ---**
We'll bring them down here!
**[12:11] ---**
I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
**[12:15] ---**
Summon!
**[12:19] ---**
Know your place, Class F!
**[12:21] ---**
Come back after you study!
**[12:26] ---**
We have no time to waste on small fries!
**[12:28] ---**
Hold it, Sakamoto!
**[12:37] ---**
It's Hiraga, the Class D rep!
**[12:39] ---**
We'll deal with him here. Go on ahead!
**[12:44] ---**
Thanks! I'll see you in Valhalla!
**[12:51] ---**
What amazing morale...
**[12:53] ---**
That's because everyone's heart is united.
**[12:55] ---**
But our real battle begins here.
**[12:57] ---**
If we don't have any
support forces, this is it, though.
**[13:00] ---**
You never learn, do you?
**[13:04] ---**
Teacher! Please be prepared!
**[13:06] ---**
You, too? Why?!
**[13:08] ---**
Kurosaki from Class C!
**[13:10] ---**
Those *yukata* pictures
that Muttsulini showed us...
**[13:14] ---**
I've never seen anything that
aroused such passion within me!
**[13:17] ---**
I now desperately wish to see
what's beneath those *yukata*!
**[13:24] ---**
We appreciate your help!
We'll leave it to you to watch our backs!
**[13:28] ---**
I'll entrust my dream to you guys, too!
**[13:30] ---**
Class C guys! Create a path for them!
The glorious road to victory!
**[13:36] ---**
Yeah!
**[13:39] ---**
At this rate, all the
classes will help us, right?
**[13:42] ---**
Well, we don't know about Class A.
**[13:44] ---**
Those pictures don't work with Kubo.
**[13:47] ---**
What?! Don't tell me,
**[13:49] ---**
he has a more amazing collection
than those pictures?
**[13:52] ---**
"Main Bathing Rooms"
"Women's Bathing Room"
**[13:54] ---**
What took you guys so long?!
**[13:55] ---**
So Class B came, too!
**[14:03] ---**
Yuuji... Your mischief ends here.
**[14:05] ---**
Shouko...
**[14:06] ---**
Himeji...
**[14:08] ---**
We're not gonna let you past here, Akihisa.
**[14:10] ---**
This is it... There's no way that
we can defeat Himeji and Kirishima.
**[14:16] ---**
Nemoto...
**[14:17] ---**
This was a lost cause from the start.
**[14:20] ---**
To start with, is it worth peeking
when Himeji and Kirishima aren't bathing?
**[14:25] ---**
Don't give up! Even if those
two aren't bathing, other girls are!
**[14:30] ---**
Yeah, but...
**[14:32] ---**
There are no bathing girls in this
world unworthy of being peeked on!
**[14:35] ---**
So... So...!
**[14:37] ---**
Akihisa, we are at such a disadvantage.
**[14:41] ---**
Why aren't you giving up?
**[14:45] ---**
Even if you go through all that
trouble to get your pictures back,
**[14:47] ---**
your reputation won't change anyway, right?
**[14:50] ---**
It's not that, Hideyoshi.
**[14:52] ---**
It's true that at first, I was
going to get back those pictures
**[14:55] ---**
and clear the suspicion of me
peeking by capturing the real culprit.
**[14:59] ---**
But as I moved forward while
gaining and losing comrades,
**[15:05] ---**
I noticed something for the first time.
**[15:07] ---**
Akihisa...
**[15:08] ---**
Even if it's an illicit action,
I can't lie about my feelings.
**[15:14] ---**
I'll be honest. Right now...
**[15:17] ---**
I want to peek on girls bathing
purely to satisfy my desire!
**[15:22] ---**
Just where does your stupidity end?
**[15:24] ---**
So you wanna peek on Minami
bathing, rather than me, huh?!
**[15:29] ---**
That does it! Peeking is a bad thing!
**[15:34] ---**
I don't care about society's rules!
**[15:37] ---**
I'll live true to my feelings!
**[15:43] ---**
Well said, Yoshii.
**[15:46] ---**
Who's there?!
**[15:48] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting, Yoshii.
**[15:50] ---**
I surely heard your honest feelings.
**[15:54] ---**
Kubo! You came!
**[15:56] ---**
I was hesitant all this time, but I made
up my mind after I heard what you said.
**[16:03] ---**
Guys in Class A, a total of 24!
From here on, we'll help you, Akihisa Yoshii!
**[16:08] ---**
Everyone! Cover him!
**[16:11] ---**
Yeah!
**[16:12] ---**
Thanks, Kubo!
**[16:14] ---**
It is I who ought to be thanking you.
**[16:16] ---**
Like you said, I can't lie
about my feelings, either.
**[16:20] ---**
Even if it's not allowed
by society, I like what I like!
**[16:24] ---**
I'm punishing Akihisa! Don't interfere!
**[16:27] ---**
Summon!
**[16:29] ---**
I swore that I'll protect Yoshii!
I won't let you do as you please!
**[16:37] ---**
Now! Let's go!
**[16:40] ---**
I never thought that even
Class A would help you...
**[16:45] ---**
but it's not a problem.
**[16:47] ---**
I won't let anyone past here. Summon!
**[16:50] ---**
No, we're gonna pass through!
**[16:57] ---**
Wha...?!
**[17:03] ---**
Go, Akihisa!
**[17:08] ---**
Summon!
**[17:14] ---**
We won't let you get in his way!
**[17:19] ---**
I was starting to think you
might not show up, Muttsulini.
**[17:24] ---**
Even Kudou, too?
**[17:25] ---**
No change in our plan. Go, Akihisa.
**[17:29] ---**
But...!
**[17:29] ---**
That's fine.
**[17:31] ---**
Out of respect for
Muttsulini, I'll let you pass.
**[17:34] ---**
Go.
**[17:36] ---**
Okay.
**[17:37] ---**
Don't die, Muttsulini.
**[17:40] ---**
I'm disappointed in you, Tsuchiya.
**[17:43] ---**
To think that you have the illusion
that a student can defeat a teacher...
**[17:47] ---**
...decided...
**[17:48] ---**
What?
**[17:50] ---**
Who decided that a student
can't defeat a teacher?!
**[17:54] ---**
Very well. I'll take you on.
**[17:56] ---**
Summon!
**[18:03] ---**
774?!
**[18:05] ---**
I've never heard of anyone
getting that high of a score!
**[18:09] ---**
Having faith makes the impossible possible.
**[18:12] ---**
When did you get that much power?
**[18:15] ---**
We don't have much time.
Come at me together!
**[18:28] ---**
I'm surprised that you
thought I'd come this far.
**[18:32] ---**
I don't underestimate my opponent.
**[18:34] ---**
You're an idiot, but your ability
to take action is extraordinary!
**[18:38] ---**
Well, thank you very much!
**[18:42] ---**
You're extraordinarily straitlaced, too!
**[18:49] ---**
Don't underestimate me!
**[18:56] ---**
If I get serious, my
power is far beyond this.
**[18:59] ---**
Then...
**[19:04] ---**
...why don't you get serious?!
**[19:10] ---**
If your peeking is discovered,
you'll get suspended!
**[19:14] ---**
That won't happen.
**[19:16] ---**
With this many people, you can't
identify all the Peeping Toms.
**[19:19] ---**
You fool. You really think so?
**[19:22] ---**
What?
**[19:22] ---**
You lack concentration!
**[19:27] ---**
If that's the case,
we'll just have to beat you all up
**[19:29] ---**
and take our time identifying
each and every one of you, that's all!
**[19:41] ---**
This is it, Yoshii.
**[19:45] ---**
*What can I do to defeat him?*
**[19:49] ---**
The concentration for ulterior
motives can only go so far after all.
**[19:54] ---**
Concentration? But... Concent...
**[19:59] ---**
That's right! Yeah, concentrate.
**[20:02] ---**
Narrow down the aim...
**[20:04] ---**
...for all my and my Avatar's
attacks to just one spot.
**[20:10] ---**
We'll concentrate our
attacks on your crotch!
**[20:12] ---**
What? What a terrifying
idea to come up with...
**[20:16] ---**
Pass out in agony, Iron Man!
**[20:19] ---**
Shatter into pieces!
**[20:23] ---**
As if!
**[20:32] ---**
We did it! Ah!
**[20:38] ---**
I won't let you have my honey's virginity!
**[20:40] ---**
Shimizu?!
**[20:41] ---**
Back off...
**[20:43] ---**
...or I'll make this picture
public and socially wipe you out!
**[20:48] ---**
My picture?! Do you possibly have
a burn mark on your butt, Shimizu?
**[20:55] ---**
How do you know that?!
**[20:56] ---**
So you are the blackmailer.
**[20:59] ---**
Then the hidden camera in
the girls' bathing room is also...
**[21:02] ---**
If you figured out that much,
I can't let you live! Stop fighting and...
**[21:07] ---**
Good job, Akihisa.
**[21:10] ---**
Yuuji... Guys... You guys are all okay!
**[21:13] ---**
Of course.
**[21:14] ---**
With this many people, they can't
identify every participant, huh?
**[21:18] ---**
Right! If we all go, we
won't be punished! Let's go!
**[21:22] ---**
Yeah!
**[21:24] ---**
*A hard, painful battle...
It has already become history.*
**[21:28] ---**
*There's no one who stands in their way.*
**[21:30] ---**
*The men just move forward
with pride in their hearts.*
**[21:39] ---**
Wh-What're you guys doing?!
**[21:42] ---**
It was all for nothing!!
**[21:46] ---**
*All Year 2 male students in
Fumizuki Academy, a total of 149,*
**[21:51] ---**
*are to be suspended from school for a week.*
**[21:54] ---**
"Approved"
**[21:56] ---**
a6\i1}I'm eating rice with raw egg over it*
**[22:02] ---**
a6\i1}alone in the restroom stall.*
**[22:11] ---**
a6\i1}It's early afternoon.
The spice I use is solitude.*
**[22:19] ---**
a6\i1}And then misfortune strikes.
I smell something alarming.*
**[22:25] ---**
a6\i1}The guy in the next stall started
eating curry in a pouch. Is he serious?!*
**[22:31] ---**
a6\i1}Hold on a sec! Eating curry in the restroom*
**[22:38] ---**
a6\i1}is bad manners, right?*
**[22:43] ---**
a6\i1}I wanna protect this
solitude since I have nothing else.*
**[22:49] ---**
a6\i1}I'll lose everything, even this space.*
**[22:55] ---**
a6\i1}I gathered my courage and banged
on the wall, then looked in the next stall*
**[23:01] ---**
a6\i1}and found another me sitting there.*
**[23:14] ---**
*Idiot Test!*
**[23:22] ---**
Akihisa!
**[23:24] ---**
It's been a while, Himeji.
How have you been?
**[23:27] ---**
Akihisa... I'm sorry.
**[23:29] ---**
What?! Wh-What is it?
**[23:31] ---**
I'm sorry for treating you as a Peeping Tom
**[23:34] ---**
on the first day of academic training camp.
**[23:37] ---**
Well, I did become that
very Peeping Tom, though.
**[23:41] ---**
Aki!
**[23:42] ---**
Hi, it's been a while, Mina--
**[23:51] ---**
*Question 8.*
**[23:53] ---**
*What aspiration did you have
when you entered the academy?*
**[23:56] ---**
*I believed that I was special and*
**[23:57] ---**
*one day something would happen
to cause others to realize my talent.*
**[23:59] ---**
*Get real.*
**[24:01] ---**
*Next episode!
"Me, Japan, and Unknown Words!"*
**[24:03] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:06] ---**
"Join us again next week, got that?!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# 8 - Me, Japan, and Unknown Words!
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**[00:50] ---**
"Minami, do you wanna stay in Germany?"
**[00:56] ---**
"If you wanna stay at any cost,
I'll make arrangements for you, but..."
**[01:01] ---**
"Big Sis..."
**[01:03] ---**
"You're not coming with us?"
**[01:08] ---**
"I am."
**[01:10] ---**
"I'm coming with you, Hazuki."
**[01:13] ---**
*I'm going, too... to Japan.*
**[01:20] ---**
*Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
which one is wonderful?*
**[01:40] ---**
*My future starts spinning colorfully*
**[01:46] ---**
*How much should I tell him?
Should I pretend I didn't see?*
**[01:51] ---**
*I see, this vast world
grows based on my mood*
**[01:57] ---**
*I love you today, I really love you*
**[02:03] ---**
*I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
than the number of the stars in the sky*
**[02:08] ---**
*I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
but I had a dream of walking with you*
**[02:14] ---**
*I'm sorry... It's just,
I didn't know it was love*
**[02:19] ---**
*The answer is, you and mystery
plus me equals infinite jump!!*
***SIGN*** "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
**[02:48] ---**
"Episode 8
Me, Japan, and Unknown Words!"
**[02:52] ---**
*It was on the day of the
entrance ceremony a year ago.*
**[02:58] ---**
*It was right after I came to Japan
so I couldn't understand Japanese well.*
**[03:03] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[03:08] ---**
*"Whether I can fit in at
a Japanese school or not*
**[03:10] ---**
*all depends on the first impression I make.*
**[03:16] ---**
*I have to be careful not to do weird stuff."*
**[03:19] ---**
*That's what was going through my mind*
**[03:22] ---**
*while I nervously awaited my
turn to introduce myself to the class.*
**[03:27] ---**
Next... Minami Shimada.
**[03:37] ---**
"Shima"
**[03:39] ---**
"da"
**[03:44] ---**
I'm Minami Shimada.
**[03:47] ---**
Pleased to meet you.
**[03:52] ---**
*Hm? Did I do something weird?*
**[03:58] ---**
Well, I heard that Shimada is a
returnee student from Germany.
**[04:02] ---**
Since she came back to Japan recently,
**[04:04] ---**
there are a lot of things she doesn't know.
**[04:06] ---**
Everyone, please help her out.
**[04:11] ---**
Don't worry, Shimada.
**[04:13] ---**
You can learn *kanji
*characters little by little.
**[04:16] ---**
*Kanji* characters?
**[04:18] ---**
"Shimada"
**[04:19] ---**
"Mikare"
**[04:21] ---**
"kare"
**[04:21] ---**
Ah!
**[04:28] ---**
Pleased to meet you.
**[04:32] ---**
*I wish they had told
me that I made a mistake.*
**[04:34] ---**
*How underhanded of them to
not tell me about it and then laugh.*
**[04:38] ---**
*Dad told me that Japanese
people are all kind,*
**[04:42] ---**
*but I was starting to
feel uneasy about this class.*
**[04:53] ---**
I'm Yuuji Sakamoto
from Kannaduki Junior High.
**[04:56] ---**
So that's the guy who's rumored to
be the demon of Kannaduki Junior High...
**[05:00] ---**
Oh shoot... I'm in the same class...
**[05:02] ---**
"Yuuji Sakamoto"
**[05:05] ---**
*Is someone like that common in Japan?*
**[05:08] ---**
*No... Dad said that Japan is
an exceptionally safe country.*
**[05:13] ---**
*So it must just be his appearance.*
**[05:22] ---**
I'm Hideyoshi Kinoshita.
Nice to meet you.
**[05:25] ---**
*I wonder why that girl's
wearing a guy's uniform.*
**[05:29] ---**
*It's just that she isn't
used to wearing a skirt, right?*
**[05:33] ---**
*This is nothing strange, right?*
**[05:35] ---**
*Dad said that there are no scary
or strange things in Japan, so...*
**[05:46] ---**
I'm Kouta Tsuchiya. My hobby is taking
secret pho-- I mean, I have no hobbies.
**[05:49] ---**
My special skill is wireta--
I mean, I have none.
**[05:56] ---**
Ah... You dropped this.
**[06:01] ---**
Forget what you just saw.
**[06:05] ---**
*Th-That's normal, right?
He uses it to record classes, right?*
**[06:09] ---**
*It's okay to believe what Dad told me, right?*
**[06:20] ---**
I'm Akihisa Yoshii from
Nagatsuki Junior High.
**[06:24] ---**
Nice to meet you all!
**[06:26] ---**
"Akihisa Yoshii"
**[06:28] ---**
*He lied...*
**[06:29] ---**
*Dad lied to me!*
**[06:36] ---**
So you're a returnee student, Shimada?
**[06:38] ---**
When did you come to Japan?
**[06:39] ---**
Were you born abroad?
**[06:41] ---**
*It seemed that they weren't
used to seeing a returnee student,*
**[06:43] ---**
*so they all looked at me with prying eyes.*
**[06:47] ---**
Are you good at English?
**[06:49] ---**
Aren't you gonna join a club?
**[06:51] ---**
Do you have a boyfriend
where you came from?
**[06:53] ---**
*What am I gonna do?*
**[06:55] ---**
*If they talk to me all at once when
I don't even understand Japanese well...*
**[07:00] ---**
*How do I say "please be quiet" in Japanese?*
**[07:02] ---**
What's your hobby?
**[07:04] ---**
What's your favorite food?
**[07:05] ---**
What's your breast size?
**[07:08] ---**
Oh yeah...
**[07:10] ---**
*The girl I saw this morning shut
everyone up by just saying a phrase.*
**[07:15] ---**
*So I just have to use those words.*
**[07:18] ---**
Da...
**[07:19] ---**
Da...?
**[07:20] ---**
Damn pigs, shut your traps!
**[07:26] ---**
H-Huh?
**[07:32] ---**
*I already made a mistake on my first day.*
**[07:39] ---**
*I asked Dad about it later.*
**[07:41] ---**
*He told me that was really abusive language.*
**[07:44] ---**
*Since then, no one
tried to get closer to me...*
**[07:50] ---**
*...except for one person.*
**[07:52] ---**
Uhm, Shimada, was it?
**[07:56] ---**
Yes!
**[08:01] ---**
Sigh...
**[08:02] ---**
Huh? What?
**[08:04] ---**
Why are your clothes...
**[08:07] ---**
Oh, these? This is because... uhm...
**[08:10] ---**
...I overslept this
morning... and rushed out.
**[08:14] ---**
*Do Japanese students wear a sailor
school uniform when they're in a rush?*
**[08:18] ---**
*I somehow feel like you'd
need a Ph.D. to figure this out.*
**[08:22] ---**
Hey, stupid.
**[08:24] ---**
Don't block the exit while
you're making mindless chatter.
**[08:27] ---**
Stop it, Sakamoto.
**[08:29] ---**
Shimada isn't used to Japan yet,
that's all. Don't call her stupid.
**[08:33] ---**
I meant you, Yoshii!
**[08:35] ---**
Which part of me are you calling stupid?!
**[08:37] ---**
Your getup, words, and actions!
**[08:39] ---**
What?! Don't judge people just
from their outsides and their insides!
**[08:42] ---**
What more do we need to judge people?!
**[08:45] ---**
You say that, but *you
*are stupid, too, Sakamoto!
**[08:48] ---**
To think that you ignored such a pretty girl
**[08:51] ---**
when she talked to you this morning!
**[08:52] ---**
She has nothing to do with you!
**[08:55] ---**
I didn't like your stupid look
from the first time I met you!
**[08:59] ---**
That's my line!
**[09:00] ---**
To think you called someone you met
for the first time stupid...! How rude!
**[09:04] ---**
I don't wanna get
lectured on manners by a guy
**[09:06] ---**
who attended his entrance
ceremony in a sailor school uniform!
**[09:08] ---**
--You have no idea how I feel!
**[09:09] ---**
--W-Well then, good-bye.
**[09:14] ---**
*I didn't know what they were saying,*
**[09:17] ---**
*but I realized intuitively then
that I'd better stay clear of them*
**[09:21] ---**
*or I'd never be able to go
back to an ordinary school life.*
**[09:25] ---**
*I wonder if I can get
along okay at this school...*
**[09:29] ---**
*I wanted to be with my
little sister, Hazuki, for her sake*
**[09:32] ---**
*so I came to Japan when
Dad got his job transfer...*
**[09:35] ---**
*I was feeling really uneasy.*
**[09:40] ---**
*So the ladies' room is blue and
the men's room is pink in Japan, huh?*
**[09:44] ---**
*I'd better be careful.
I almost embarrassed myself.*
**[09:50] ---**
What the hell are two girls doing in here?!
**[09:52] ---**
Wait! I'm not a girl!
**[09:54] ---**
*Gehen mal hier*, Kinoshita!
**[09:57] ---**
You're getting it wrong!
**[10:00] ---**
Why do I have to run away?
**[10:03] ---**
*Wie dumm*! *Was machst du*?
**[10:05] ---**
*Hier ist die toilette für die männer*!
**[10:08] ---**
What?! Why are you upset?!
**[10:10] ---**
I am a guy and I did
nothing wro-- Hey, Shimada!
**[10:15] ---**
"Shimada"
**[10:18] ---**
*I still don't get Japan well.*
**[10:21] ---**
*But this was just the first
day. As time goes on,*
**[10:24] ---**
*I'll probably come to understand
many things little by little.*
**[10:28] ---**
*Until then, I won't get hasty
and will live here with my fami--*
**[10:31] ---**
A-Almost...
**[10:34] ---**
*Yeah, I really don't get Japan.*
**[10:43] ---**
"How was the Japanese school?"
**[10:48] ---**
"Did something happen?"
**[10:50] ---**
"No, nothing happened."
**[10:52] ---**
"There are many distinctive, strange people."
**[10:53] ---**
*There were only strange people.*
**[10:55] ---**
"I see. It sounds like
you had fun. I'm glad."
**[10:58] ---**
"I hope you'll make lots
of friends, Big Sis."
**[11:02] ---**
"Y-Yeah."
**[11:05] ---**
*Friends... huh?*
**[11:16] ---**
*Idiot Test.*
**[11:23] ---**
*About a week later...*
**[11:26] ---**
*...the classes had already
started in full swing.*
**[11:30] ---**
*I wasn't used to Japanese yet,*
**[11:32] ---**
*so I couldn't understand the
modern Japanese class at all.*
**[11:36] ---**
*And when it came to the
classics, it was just gibberish.*
**[11:39] ---**
Well then, Yoshii. In this case,
what's the conjugation of "*haberi*"?
**[11:45] ---**
Yes. It's "*hannari*."
**[11:47] ---**
To think that you answered
a word in the Kyoto dialect
**[11:49] ---**
when I asked you the conjugation
of a classic Japanese word...
**[11:52] ---**
It's so irrelevant that it's even refreshing.
**[11:56] ---**
What? H-Huh?
**[12:10] ---**
Well then, please review what
you learned today for the next class.
**[12:15] ---**
*It's finally over.*
**[12:18] ---**
*Just when I thought I'd finally
be free of this tortuous boredom...*
**[12:22] ---**
Ah, Shimada, where're you going?
**[12:26] ---**
What is it?
**[12:27] ---**
W-Well...
**[12:28] ---**
*Watashi wa kaerimasu.
*
**[12:30] ---**
Huh? "What a sea"?
**[12:33] ---**
*Wa-ta-shi*!
**[12:35] ---**
Oh, I see. You said, "I'm going home."
**[12:39] ---**
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you well.
Since you came from abroad recently,
**[12:44] ---**
I just assumed that you were
speaking in a foreign language.
**[12:46] ---**
What?
**[12:54] ---**
*Since I wasn't used to Japanese,*
**[12:56] ---**
*I couldn't follow his rapid talking.*
**[12:59] ---**
*I tried hard to understand him,*
**[13:02] ---**
*but my head couldn't follow it.
I felt like it was going to burst.*
**[13:05] ---**
It's a pain and I wanna go home,
too, but you can't go home yet
**[13:09] ---**
because we have homeroom after this.
**[13:11] ---**
What? Er...
**[13:13] ---**
So don't go home yet. Wait a little longer.
**[13:17] ---**
--And after the homeroom,
**[13:19] ---**
--we'll all get together after school and...
**[13:19] ---**
*- -What is he smiling about?
*
**[13:21] ---**
*- -Is it that funny that I can't speak Japanese?
*
**[13:26] ---**
*Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie*?
**[13:29] ---**
Huh?
**[13:32] ---**
*Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie*?
**[13:36] ---**
*Uhm... Is he saying, "What club did
you belong to in junior high, Minami?"*
**[13:42] ---**
*Well, this isn't the right
time for that question, right?*
**[13:44] ---**
*To start with, is his
Japanese grammatically correct?*
**[13:47] ---**
*Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie*?
**[13:53] ---**
Uhm, *tu ne voudrais*...
**[13:58] ---**
I don't understand!
**[14:00] ---**
Ah...
**[14:08] ---**
*What can I do?*
**[14:11] ---**
*Why doesn't anyone understand me?*
**[14:16] ---**
*I'm trying this hard and yet...*
**[14:18] ---**
"Ah..."
**[14:19] ---**
"Welcome home, Big Sis!"
**[14:20] ---**
*Could it be that everyone hates me?*
**[14:21] ---**
"How was your day at school?"
**[14:25] ---**
"It was a lot of fun!"
**[14:26] ---**
*In fact, I wonder if I shouldn't be here...*
**[14:28] ---**
"Did you make friends?"
**[14:30] ---**
"Yep! I made lots of very nice friends."
**[14:33] ---**
"Really?"
**[14:34] ---**
*I...*
**[14:34] ---**
"Yep! Japan is a nice place."
**[14:37] ---**
"I'm happy for you!"
**[14:53] ---**
*I still couldn't get along in the class.*
**[14:58] ---**
*Since I couldn't understand
Japanese, I couldn't make friends*
**[15:01] ---**
*and so I didn't have anyone to talk to.*
**[15:03] ---**
*It was a bad cycle.*
**[15:07] ---**
*It was because my first
impression on the first day was bad.*
**[15:11] ---**
*From the time I made a mistake
in writing my name on that day...*
**[15:16] ---**
"kare"
**[15:18] ---**
"Minami Shimada"
**[15:19] ---**
Ah...
**[15:19] ---**
"Minami Shimada"
**[15:20] ---**
Huh?
**[15:22] ---**
*I'm sure I didn't correct it...*
**[15:25] ---**
*Why?*
**[15:29] ---**
Hey, Akihisa. The guys from
Akebono Junior High suggested that
**[15:33] ---**
we play basketball for bread from
the school store. What do you wanna do?
**[15:36] ---**
I'll do it! I'll do it! My food
budget for this month is tight, so...
**[15:39] ---**
I'll help you.
**[15:40] ---**
Let me join you guys, too. It looks fun.
**[15:44] ---**
--Okay. Now we're four.
**[15:44] ---**
*- -I wonder when they became close.
*
**[15:46] ---**
--Do you know one more
person who might join us?
**[15:48] ---**
Let's see...
**[15:49] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[15:51] ---**
*Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie*?
**[15:54] ---**
Ah...
**[15:55] ---**
*Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie*?
**[16:00] ---**
*What's with him?
He's talking gibberish again.*
**[16:04] ---**
*I don't understand Japanese!*
**[16:07] ---**
*To start with, what's "Monamie"?
I'm "Minami," not "Monamie."*
**[16:12] ---**
*Don't get fresh with me when you
can't even remember my name correctly!*
**[16:16] ---**
*Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie*?
**[16:23] ---**
*Tu ne*...
**[16:23] ---**
*Hanashi kakeruna baka*!
**[16:25] ---**
What? "*Nashi o keruna*"?
**[16:29] ---**
What a shit man you are!
**[16:31] ---**
"*Watashi wa* man, you *wa*"?
**[16:34] ---**
I'm a man, too, but...
**[16:36] ---**
What? Then you're a man?!
**[16:39] ---**
He doesn't even understand English?
**[16:41] ---**
"What a shit man you are."
**[16:43] ---**
It means "you piss me off."
**[16:45] ---**
What? Is that right?
**[16:47] ---**
To see you called an upset girl a guy...
**[16:49] ---**
What guts you have, Akihisa.
**[16:51] ---**
D-Don't get me wrong, Shimada!
**[16:53] ---**
It's not that I thought you were a
guy because you have small breasts,
**[16:56] ---**
but my elbow joint hurts
as if it's being smashed!
**[17:00] ---**
*Although I don't understand Japanese,*
**[17:02] ---**
*for some reason, I clearly heard
just the "You have small breasts" part.*
**[17:07] ---**
What a shit man you are!
**[17:12] ---**
*Terrible... This is really terrible...*
**[17:15] ---**
*I shouldn't have come to Japan.*
**[17:17] ---**
Hey, Shimada.
**[17:20] ---**
Since I came to know him just
recently, I don't know him well,
**[17:24] ---**
but that *baka* may
be quite an interesting guy.
**[17:27] ---**
*Baka*?
**[17:31] ---**
Check what he said.
**[17:56] ---**
"Idiot"
**[17:57] ---**
*Oh, it means "idiot," huh?
I already knew he was.*
**[18:00] ---**
"Idiot"
**[18:02] ---**
*"Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie"...*
**[18:06] ---**
*What on earth does it mean?*
**[18:08] ---**
*Well, whatever it is,
I bet he's making fun of me.*
**[18:13] ---**
*I'm gonna look up what it means
and make fun of him in return.*
**[18:20] ---**
*Tu ne voudrais pas... Tu ne voudrais pas...*
**[18:23] ---**
*Tu ne voudrais pas...*
**[18:25] ---**
*I can't find those words.*
**[18:29] ---**
*I wonder what he said...*
**[18:32] ---**
*Is that even correct Japanese?*
**[18:34] ---**
*He didn't even say my name correctly.*
**[18:36] ---**
*My name is "Minami," not "Monamie."*
**[18:39] ---**
*"Monamie"?*
**[18:47] ---**
"*Mon amie*"
**[18:48] ---**
"*Mon amie*"
**[18:49] ---**
"Why are they calling my name?"
**[18:51] ---**
"It's not your name."
**[18:52] ---**
"They're not saying 'Minami,
' but '*mon amie*.'"
**[18:59] ---**
*Here it is.*
**[19:04] ---**
*France...*
**[19:32] ---**
*"Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie"...*
**[19:35] ---**
*So it's not Japanese.*
**[19:37] ---**
*Not to mention, it's not German, either.*
**[19:39] ---**
*He checked French by mistake.*
**[19:42] ---**
*He really is stupid.*
**[19:46] ---**
*There was no French-German
dictionary in the library.*
**[19:52] ---**
*I had to translate it into
English first and then into German.*
**[19:56] ---**
*I didn't know the spellings or
if the pronunciation was correct.*
**[20:07] ---**
*But...*
**[20:11] ---**
*"Tu ne voudrais pas" is
second-person, like "could you" in English.*
**[20:17] ---**
*"Devenir" is equivalent to "become."*
**[20:21] ---**
*"Mon amie" isn't "Minami."*
**[20:23] ---**
*It's "mon amie" and it
means "my friend" in English.*
**[20:30] ---**
*If I translate the whole thing together...*
**[20:32] ---**
"Could you become my friend?"
**[20:33] ---**
it means "Could you become my friend?"
**[20:38] ---**
*Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie*?
**[20:41] ---**
*Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie*?
**[20:53] ---**
*He must've looked it up like this, too...*
**[20:57] ---**
*...even though it was unknown
words from an unknown country...*
**[21:00] ---**
*...even when he's having a hard time in
the classics class of his own country...*
**[21:06] ---**
"Akihisa Yoshii"
**[21:06] ---**
*...when he's stupid...*
**[21:09] ---**
*...even when he's stupid...*
**[21:10] ---**
"Idiot"
**[21:11] ---**
*...when he's stupid...*
**[21:17] ---**
Could you... become... my friend?
**[21:23] ---**
"Could you..."
**[21:25] ---**
Could you...
**[21:40] ---**
"Minami"
"Shimada - Older Sister"
**[21:41] ---**
Good morning, Yoshii!
**[21:43] ---**
Ah, yeah... good morning, Shimada.
**[21:48] ---**
Huh? Wh-What is it, Shimada?
**[21:51] ---**
Say, Yoshii...
**[21:53] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[21:54] ---**
*Watashi*...
**[21:57] ---**
"What a shit"?
**[21:59] ---**
I'm sorry. Did I do something
to upset you again?
**[22:02] ---**
No... *Watashi wa*... Ah...
**[22:15] ---**
Say, Yoshii...
**[22:18] ---**
"*Uchi wa*..."
**[22:18] ---**
*...uchi wa*...
**[22:24] ---**
*Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!*
**[22:40] ---**
*I'm not making progress.
Someone's interfering... No, no!*
**[22:45] ---**
*The issue is, I don't have
enough common multiples*
**[22:51] ---**
*Okay, I basically get it.
What is the truth... Baby?*
**[22:55] ---**
*If you see this, draw a
diagram and explain it, Baby!*
**[23:01] ---**
*No word or number can describe you*
**[23:07] ---**
*My heart is being shocked by
the magnetic force between S and N*
**[23:15] ---**
*(S! S! Super! Sticking together,
Number! I say No.1 boy!)*
**[23:20] ---**
*Congratulations! From here on
out you're My, ma-my "treasure"*
**[23:25] ---**
*You're special to me,
no matter what happens*
**[23:28] ---**
*I'll hold you ever so
tight and never let you go*
**[23:30] ---**
*I want to be in love, in a
dream you can forget about limits*
**[23:36] ---**
*It's special, right? After all,
we came to know each other*
**[23:39] ---**
*Forgive me for being like this*
**[23:42] ---**
*Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!*
**[23:51] ---**
*Question 9.*
**[23:53] ---**
*What do you call the actions by
groups that reach out to politicians*
**[23:57] ---**
*in order to influence policies?*
**[23:59] ---**
*Matchmaking party?*
**[24:00] ---**
*Who's the king?*
**[24:01] ---**
*Next episode!
"Me, Romance, and Negotiation Skills!"*
**[24:03] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:06] ---**
"Please join us again next week!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# 9 - Me, Romance, and Negotiation Skills!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:18] ---**
U-Uhm... This isn't a prank or anything!
**[00:22] ---**
*So... as I thought... Minami likes Akihisa...*
**[00:27] ---**
U-Uhm... This isn't a prank or anything!
I'm seriously gonna kill you!
**[00:32] ---**
*So... as I thought... Minami likes Akihisa...*
**[00:40] ---**
*Hi!! Mondai: hitori to
futari docchi ga suteki?*
**[01:00] ---**
*Colorful mawari dasu watashi no shourai*
**[01:06] ---**
*Doko made hanasou ka? Minai furi?*
**[01:11] ---**
*Assou, ookina sekai
wa kibun de hirogaru*
**[01:17] ---**
*Kyou mo daisuki, hontou ni daisuki*
**[01:23] ---**
*Watashi no baka...
Hoshi no kazu yori mo baka da*
**[01:28] ---**
*Sunao ni narezu ni,
kimi to aruku yume o mita*
**[01:34] ---**
*Gomen ne... Datte!
Koi to shiranakattanda*
**[01:39] ---**
*Kotaette kimi to nazo tasu
watashi wa mugen no JUMP!!*
***SIGN*** "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
**[02:08] ---**
*A week after the training camp, the
Year 2 guys' suspension is over and...*
**[02:13] ---**
Yuuji...
**[02:14] ---**
Hm?
**[02:15] ---**
What is... Whoa!
**[02:18] ---**
You shouldn't dodge.
**[02:19] ---**
You were about to give me a
head-butt. Of course, I'd dodge.
**[02:22] ---**
It wasn't a head-butt. It was a kiss.
**[02:23] ---**
Okay, don't move.
**[02:26] ---**
Put your hands behind
your head and explain slowly.
**[02:29] ---**
Kissing... Joining our lips...
**[02:31] ---**
A natural action for you and I since
we made a promise to get married...
**[02:35] ---**
Wait. I know kissing.
What I wanna know is why...
**[02:39] ---**
When, where, and with whom did you kiss?
**[02:40] ---**
You got it wrong. I just know what it
means. It doesn't mean I experienced it.
**[02:45] ---**
Is that right? Good.
**[02:46] ---**
I thought I was going to die.
What's with this all of a sudden?
**[02:50] ---**
That... They were kissing a moment ago.
**[02:53] ---**
Seriously?!
**[02:55] ---**
Geez... Akihisa is as stupid as ever, huh?
**[02:58] ---**
He knew that that would
happen if he kissed a girl.
**[03:01] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[03:02] ---**
Huh?
**[03:03] ---**
To tell you the truth,
while you were asleep...
**[03:05] ---**
Here! I found another heretic!
**[03:08] ---**
Okay, take him.
**[03:09] ---**
Ah! Hey! Stop it! I didn't...
**[03:11] ---**
--Hey! Stop it! Ahhh!
**[03:12] ---**
--...although I could only
kiss him on the cheek.
**[03:16] ---**
Guys! Where are we?
**[03:19] ---**
A court for passing final judgment!
**[03:22] ---**
And for the heretics...?
**[03:23] ---**
A punishment of death awaits!
**[03:25] ---**
Good. We will now start the inquisition.
**[03:28] ---**
Huh? What're you doing here, Yuuji?
**[03:30] ---**
You got me dragged into this!
**[03:32] ---**
Read out the charge.
**[03:34] ---**
We will call the defendant,
Akihisa Yoshii, "A,"
**[03:38] ---**
and Minami Shimada "Flat Chest."
**[03:41] ---**
A is charged with an act
of disloyalty to our doctrine.
**[03:45] ---**
When A was sexually assaulting
Flat Chest early this morning,
**[03:50] ---**
our fellow members captured him.
**[03:52] ---**
We will thoroughly investigate on the
relationship between A and Flat Chest
**[03:57] ---**
and take proper action on A as
well as watch Flat Chest in the futu--
**[04:01] ---**
Just state the conclusion.
**[04:03] ---**
We're jealous that he was kissing a girl!
**[04:07] ---**
The ruling is, death penalty.
**[04:08] ---**
Hey, Akihisa, what's going on?
**[04:10] ---**
Beats me.
**[04:12] ---**
Doesn't something ring a bell?
**[04:16] ---**
When'd you see Shimada
last before this morning?
**[04:17] ---**
I think it might've been the
last night of the training camp.
**[04:20] ---**
Oh, that time...
**[04:21] ---**
After everyone fell asleep,
she quietly came to me.
**[04:25] ---**
Why didn't you think it was strange?!
**[04:27] ---**
I just assumed that she came to kill me.
**[04:30] ---**
Then what'd you say to her before that?
**[04:32] ---**
Let's see...
**[04:33] ---**
"To: Minami Shimada" "There's something I wanna
talk to you about. Could you come to my room?"
**[04:35] ---**
"To: Akihisa Yoshii"
"Okay, but why at this late hour?"
**[04:36] ---**
"To: Minami Shimada"
"Isn't it obvious? I like what I like."
**[04:39] ---**
What's wrong, Akihisa?!
**[04:41] ---**
Well, nothing.
**[04:43] ---**
So, what'd you guys talk about?
**[04:44] ---**
A love confession kinda thing.
**[04:46] ---**
She confessed to you?
**[04:48] ---**
No, I confessed to her.
**[04:49] ---**
Ow!
**[04:50] ---**
It's ringing all sorts of bells!
**[04:53] ---**
Heretic Akihisa Yoshii...
**[04:54] ---**
Will you repent your sin
and accept the ruling?
**[04:58] ---**
What's the ruling?
**[05:00] ---**
I'm sentencing you to
a special bungee jumping.
**[05:02] ---**
Just so that I know, what will I be doing?
**[05:05] ---**
In order not to worry you
unnecessarily, I can only give you a hint,
**[05:10] ---**
but it's similar to
skydiving without a parachute.
**[05:13] ---**
You're telling me exactly
what it is! So no cord?!
**[05:15] ---**
You're gonna make me
bungee jump without a cord?!
**[05:19] ---**
Ah! That's Himeji!
**[05:21] ---**
--Help me, Himeji!
**[05:21] ---**
--So... as I thought... Minami
likes Akihisa... Minami likes...
**[05:26] ---**
What?! You're still like that?!
**[05:51] ---**
Yoshii and Shimada just exchanged
words through their eye contact!
**[05:53] ---**
And I thought I might
have a chance with Flat Chest!
**[05:56] ---**
If he's taken in not just Himeji
and Kinoshita but even Shimada,
**[05:59] ---**
Aki is the only one
we have a chance with!
**[06:02] ---**
G-Good morning, Aki.
**[06:04] ---**
Y-Yeah, good morning.
**[06:05] ---**
Say, is it okay if I sit at your table?
**[06:08] ---**
What?
**[06:09] ---**
Mine is broken, so...
**[06:11] ---**
Then I guess it can't be helped.
Sure, it's okay.
**[06:13] ---**
Thanks!
**[06:17] ---**
Why are you clamming up?
**[06:19] ---**
Well... aren't we sitting too close?
**[06:21] ---**
But the table is small, so...
**[06:23] ---**
I-I guess you're right.
**[06:25] ---**
Say, Aki... Uhm, if you like, that is...
**[06:29] ---**
...why don't we have lunch together today?
**[06:31] ---**
I made your lun--
**[06:32] ---**
What're you doing, Honey?!
**[06:34] ---**
Sh-Shimizu!
**[06:35] ---**
You can't allow this damn
pig to sit so close to you, Honey!
**[06:38] ---**
W-What can I do? My table is broken.
**[06:41] ---**
Even so, it doesn't have
to be a pig that you sit with!
**[06:44] ---**
So as I thought, Minami likes Akihisa...
**[06:47] ---**
But since Mizuki studies seriously,
I don't want to bother her.
**[06:51] ---**
In Aki's case, even if I bother him,
his grades are already bad, so...
**[06:54] ---**
I somehow get the impression
you're badmouthing me.
**[06:57] ---**
I can't allow it! To think that
you made lunch for this damn pig!
**[07:02] ---**
Fried chicken marinated
with homemade sauce,
**[07:03] ---**
which you prepared after
getting up at four in the morning!
**[07:05] ---**
The hamburgers that you made
with expensive ground beef!
**[07:07] ---**
The potato salad made
with organic vegetables!
**[07:10] ---**
How do you know so much?!
**[07:12] ---**
On top of that, the rice
has a heart mark on it!
**[07:15] ---**
Ah! Miharu!
**[07:19] ---**
Listen, Miharu. I've been
patient up until now,
**[07:22] ---**
but I want you to stop
doing stuff like this...
**[07:24] ---**
...because... I'm dating Aki.
**[07:29] ---**
*Tatami* mat flip!
**[07:33] ---**
Tsk.
**[07:34] ---**
So that's how it is,
Miharu. Please understand.
**[07:36] ---**
No! I'll marry you and
name our daughter Mirai,
**[07:39] ---**
using one character from your name!
**[07:42] ---**
Wait, Shimizu! What're you
gonna do if a boy is born?!
**[07:44] ---**
Namihei is good enough if it's a boy.
**[07:46] ---**
Before that, Miharu and I can't make a baby!
**[07:49] ---**
I'm starting the class now!
**[07:52] ---**
What're you doing, Shimizu?
Go back to your classroom.
**[07:55] ---**
I'm here to deal with an important
matter! Please overlook it this once!
**[07:59] ---**
An important matter?
**[08:00] ---**
Yes! It's very important that
I annihilate the pigs in this classroom!
**[08:04] ---**
I'm forbidding you to enter
this classroom from now on.
**[08:08] ---**
Damn pig!
**[08:10] ---**
You're always at the center of trouble.
**[08:12] ---**
You have lots of stories to talk about.
**[08:14] ---**
Stop it... It's not my fault.
**[08:17] ---**
You're wrong. It looks like we're gonna
have a big problem because of you.
**[08:20] ---**
Huh?
**[08:21] ---**
There's a movement within Class D
to try and start a Summoner Test War.
**[08:24] ---**
Whichever class Class D is trying
to fight is none of our concern, right?
**[08:30] ---**
Even if that's us, Class F?
**[08:32] ---**
What?
**[08:33] ---**
But our classroom
equipment is the worst ranked.
**[08:37] ---**
There's no benefit for them
to attack... Don't tell me...
**[08:39] ---**
That's right. Shimizu is
trying to take things out on us.
**[08:42] ---**
In order to separate you
and Shimada's seats,
**[08:44] ---**
she's trying to switch our
tables back to cardboard boxes.
**[08:47] ---**
But it's hard to think that everyone
in Class D would agree with Shimizu.
**[08:51] ---**
We're the ringleaders
of the peeking incident.
**[08:53] ---**
All the girls think that we're their enemy.
**[08:56] ---**
The Class D rep is Genji Hiraga,
but he probably can't restrain
**[08:58] ---**
Shimizu, who's burning with jealousy,
**[09:00] ---**
and the girls, who're burning
with anger towards the guys.
**[09:03] ---**
No way...
**[09:04] ---**
Because of the suspension, the guys
haven't been able to recover our scores.
**[09:08] ---**
Even though we have Himeji,
our forces aren't enough.
**[09:10] ---**
There's only one way left...
We have to avoid the war.
**[09:13] ---**
We can do that?
**[09:15] ---**
It's up to you and Shimada.
**[09:17] ---**
There's one thing I wanna check, though.
**[09:19] ---**
What is it?
**[09:20] ---**
Are you and Shimada really dating?
**[09:24] ---**
As far as I remember, I don't think we are.
**[09:27] ---**
This is happening probably
because of an email I sent by mistake.
**[09:30] ---**
You sent an email by mistake?
**[09:34] ---**
I see. What Akihisa did was bad enough,
**[09:37] ---**
but Yuuji also made a blunder
with incredibly bad timing.
**[09:40] ---**
So that's what was going
on... Sorry, Akihisa.
**[09:43] ---**
If that's the case, if we clear
Shimada's misunderstanding and you two
**[09:46] ---**
go back to a normal relationship,
Shimizu will probably cool off.
**[09:50] ---**
You mean...
**[09:58] ---**
Muttsulini, is there a wiretap
device Shimizu planted here?
**[10:02] ---**
There was, but I made it look
like it was broken and removed it.
**[10:04] ---**
What do you wanna talk about?
**[10:06] ---**
About the email I sent you
while we were at the training camp...
**[10:11] ---**
...to tell you the truth,
you got the wrong idea.
**[10:14] ---**
What?
**[10:15] ---**
Well, it's more like, I meant
to send it to someone else.
**[10:18] ---**
Who?
**[10:19] ---**
Sugawa, I think.
**[10:21] ---**
What?! You were going to
confess your love to Sugawa?!
**[10:24] ---**
Oh no...! You may not act like it,
**[10:27] ---**
but I thought you liked girls after all!
**[10:29] ---**
Well, it's not like that.
**[10:31] ---**
"To: Akihisa Yoshii"
"Yoshii, why are you trying so desperately to peek on girls?"
**[10:32] ---**
"To: Minami Shimada"
"Isn't it obvious? I like what I like."
**[10:35] ---**
That's terrible in many senses.
**[10:37] ---**
I'm sorry! Like I said,
it was sent by mistake.
**[10:40] ---**
I see, I see... I thought it
was a little, strange, too,
**[10:43] ---**
but I finally understand it now.
**[10:45] ---**
You're careless, too, so...
**[10:47] ---**
Hey, I don't wanna be told that by you
when you sent it to the wrong person.
**[10:53] ---**
What're you gonna
do about my first kiss?!
**[10:56] ---**
I'm sorry! I meant no harm!
**[10:58] ---**
Sorry doesn't cut it, does it?!
**[11:01] ---**
Th-Then...
**[11:02] ---**
What?
**[11:03] ---**
I-It was my first kiss, too,
so can it be considered even?
**[11:08] ---**
Of course it can't.
**[11:09] ---**
What? I-Is that right?
Well, uhm... then thanks for the kiss.
**[11:14] ---**
It can?!
**[11:15] ---**
Say, Minami, I want you to
answer me without getting upset.
**[11:19] ---**
What is it?
**[11:20] ---**
You told Shimizu that we're dating.
**[11:23] ---**
Does that mean that you...
**[11:25] ---**
Th-That's... You know,
since Miharu was persistent,
**[11:29] ---**
I thought she might
give up if I had a boyfriend.
**[11:31] ---**
And it was good timing, so...
**[11:33] ---**
What a lame excuse.
**[11:35] ---**
She's not being honest with herself.
**[11:36] ---**
Oh, you should've told me then.
I thought you might like me.
**[11:40] ---**
N-No way!
**[11:43] ---**
I thought it was strange, too.
**[11:44] ---**
To see you acting meekly like that.
**[11:46] ---**
Ahh! My arm is getting dislocated!
**[11:50] ---**
Now the confusion has been cleared.
**[11:52] ---**
Now, once we tell Shimizu about
this, everything will be settled.
**[11:56] ---**
*Thus, the war with Class D was avoided.*
**[12:01] ---**
*However...*
**[12:08] ---**
*Idiot Test.*
**[12:11] ---**
I want you to listen to this.
**[12:13] ---**
The situation is now even
worse than it was this morning.
**[12:16] ---**
U-Uhm, is it true that you have pictures
of Akihisa in a sailor school uniform?
**[12:20] ---**
100 yen per pic. Redistribution
is prohibited.
**[12:22] ---**
I'd like to have everything you have, plea--
**[12:24] ---**
Oops, that wasn't it.
**[12:25] ---**
What?! What was that?!
**[12:26] ---**
That conversation *does
*suggest a bad situation!
**[12:28] ---**
Shut up, Akihisa. Don't
make a fuss over trivial stuff.
**[12:31] ---**
It's not trivial!
**[12:32] ---**
Why are my pictures being sold behind
the scenes like Hideyoshi's?!
**[12:35] ---**
Wait, Akihisa! What you just
said is a bad situation for *me*!
**[12:40] ---**
This is the real one.
**[12:42] ---**
How are things in Class F?
**[12:44] ---**
They're not aware of us at all.
**[12:46] ---**
Good. We'll recover our scores while we can.
**[12:49] ---**
If they notice, we'll declare war right away.
**[12:52] ---**
This is... I thought Class D
wouldn't come to attack us anymore.
**[12:56] ---**
No. This isn't Class D.
**[12:59] ---**
This conversation took place in Class B.
**[13:01] ---**
Tsk! That damn Nemoto! He really plays dirty!
**[13:04] ---**
Why does Class B
want to declare war on us?
**[13:07] ---**
It seems that his position was harmed
after they lost the ST War against us.
**[13:10] ---**
On top of that, they participated
in the peeking operation and failed.
**[13:15] ---**
He's probably lost his
say in matters in the class.
**[13:19] ---**
As a quick measure to control
the complaints in Class B,
**[13:23] ---**
he must be planning to create a new enemy.
**[13:25] ---**
By directing their anger at us,
**[13:27] ---**
he'll get them to stop being angry at him.
**[13:29] ---**
He probably wants to regain his lost ground.
**[13:33] ---**
What?! We haven't recovered our scores yet.
**[13:35] ---**
If class B comes to attack us,
it's guaranteed we'll lose!
**[13:38] ---**
Now that it's come to
this, we have no choice,
**[13:40] ---**
but to create a situation where
Class B can't declare war on us.
**[13:43] ---**
Can we do that?!
**[13:44] ---**
Yeah. All we need is for another
class to declare war on us before them.
**[13:49] ---**
You mean...
**[13:50] ---**
Having Class D declare war on us.
**[13:53] ---**
What?! After we had just finally
cleared up Shimizu's misunderstanding
**[13:56] ---**
and avoided a war!
**[13:58] ---**
If we fight an ST War,
**[14:00] ---**
we're given time to recover
our scores in recovery tests.
**[14:03] ---**
If we fight Class D, we can
recover our scores without worries.
**[14:07] ---**
I see... If we take the test
and become fully prepared,
**[14:10] ---**
Class B wouldn't come
attack us so easily, huh?
**[14:13] ---**
But Yuuji, with our current scores,
we can't even defeat Class D.
**[14:16] ---**
For that, I've got a separate solution.
**[14:19] ---**
In any case, we'll provoke Class D
and have them declare war on us.
**[14:23] ---**
What do we do?
**[14:24] ---**
We'll use what happened this morning.
**[14:26] ---**
You and Shimada get cozy
and instigate Shimizu.
**[14:29] ---**
What?
**[14:30] ---**
Definitely no!
**[14:31] ---**
Can't you reconsider?
**[14:33] ---**
No matter what you say, I won't.
**[14:35] ---**
Even if it's an act, there's no way I'd
become the girlfriend of such an idiot!
**[14:39] ---**
Shimada, you're the only one who can do this!
**[14:42] ---**
If Class B attacks us now, we're
gonna go back to using cardboard boxes.
**[14:46] ---**
If that happens, Himeji's
parents will get worried again
**[14:50] ---**
and could try to have her
transferred to another school.
**[14:53] ---**
I want you to help us, too, Himeji.
**[14:55] ---**
Me, too?
**[14:56] ---**
Yeah, Shimada's acting by
itself would be unconvincing, so...
**[15:00] ---**
We want you to act
jealous of their relationship.
**[15:07] ---**
Could you somehow do it?
**[15:13] ---**
U-Uhm, Minami, Akihisa...
**[15:16] ---**
You may not want to do it, but please do it!
**[15:19] ---**
Mizuki...
**[15:20] ---**
I'm sorry that this is
my own personal reason,
**[15:23] ---**
but I really don't
wanna change schools, so...
**[15:29] ---**
O-Okay. I just have to pretend, right?
**[15:32] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[15:33] ---**
Now that that's been
decided, let's just get right on.
**[15:35] ---**
This is... a script? Let's see...
**[15:38] ---**
I'm sorry for asking you
to come see me like this, Aki.
**[15:40] ---**
Listen, I'm in love with you.
**[15:43] ---**
I've been feeling the
same all this time, Minami.
**[15:46] ---**
Hey, wh-what are these lines?!
**[15:47] ---**
There's no way I can say lines like that!
**[15:49] ---**
I know we're just acting,
but it's too embarrassing.
**[15:52] ---**
I guess it can't be helped.
I'll show you an example.
**[15:55] ---**
Huh?
**[15:56] ---**
Wow...
**[16:04] ---**
I'm sorry for asking you to
come see me like this, Aki.
**[16:08] ---**
Listen, I'm in love with you.
**[16:12] ---**
What?
**[16:13] ---**
Ever since I met you for the
first time, I've been in love with you!
**[16:16] ---**
It was really hard for me to
just be a friend all this time.
**[16:20] ---**
The truth is, I couldn't
bear staying just friends!
**[16:27] ---**
Aki, I know it's strange to
say this now after what I did,
**[16:32] ---**
I'd like to tell you again.
I'm in love with you.
**[16:36] ---**
Please go out with me.
**[16:43] ---**
So, something like that.
**[16:45] ---**
A-Amazing...
**[16:46] ---**
My heart went pitter-patter.
**[16:50] ---**
What's the matter, Akihisa?
**[16:51] ---**
Just for a bit... could you
leave me alone just for a bit?
**[16:55] ---**
Huh?
**[16:56] ---**
There are dreams that people
don't wanna wake up from.
**[16:59] ---**
Muttsulini, put the wiretap
device on the rooftop back in place.
**[17:03] ---**
Got it.
**[17:04] ---**
I want the three of you to go up
to the rooftop and put on a show
**[17:07] ---**
so that Shimizu will hear it through
the wiretap device and get the wrong idea.
**[17:10] ---**
The setup is that Akihisa and
Shimada are meeting secretly, okay?
**[17:13] ---**
Cross your arms.
**[17:15] ---**
Arms?!
**[17:16] ---**
But...
**[17:17] ---**
In order also to make up for
your earlier mistake, try your best.
**[17:21] ---**
Th-Then...
**[17:22] ---**
I'm gonna kill you if you
touch me in a weird place.
**[17:32] ---**
If you cross it so tightly,
it's hard to walk.
**[17:34] ---**
We're dating, so this is just normal.
**[17:37] ---**
But, Minami... they've been
hitting my elbow for a while now.
**[17:40] ---**
What? Y-You naughty jerk.
**[17:43] ---**
Your ribs are...
**[17:45] ---**
*Oh no! I have to keep acting.*
**[17:47] ---**
Say, Minami...
**[17:49] ---**
What is it, Aki?
**[17:50] ---**
What do you like about me?
**[17:52] ---**
That's obvious, right?
**[17:54] ---**
From head to...
**[17:56] ---**
From head to...?
**[17:57] ---**
...eyebrows.
**[17:59] ---**
Fore... head, huh?
**[18:06] ---**
What are you two doing?
**[18:08] ---**
Mizuki...
**[18:09] ---**
Being so close to each
other and even arm in arm...
**[18:12] ---**
It looks as if...
**[18:15] ---**
you two are dating!
**[18:17] ---**
*Hm? Was that line in the script?*
**[18:20] ---**
*Oh, I see! This is an adlib!*
**[18:22] ---**
That's right, Mizuki. Aki and I are dating.
**[18:26] ---**
What? Is that true?
**[18:29] ---**
Yeah. I'm sorry for not telling you, Mizuki.
**[18:32] ---**
So... as I thought, you like Akihisa?
**[18:37] ---**
I'm sorry for not telling you that,
either... when I knew how you felt.
**[18:42] ---**
I'm sorry. You can't forgive me, right?
**[18:46] ---**
Well, I kinda knew how you felt, too, so...
**[18:51] ---**
I even feel better now that you've
told me about it clearly like this.
**[18:56] ---**
Could it be that
you're going to forgive me?
**[18:59] ---**
It's not a matter of
whether I'll forgive you or not.
**[19:02] ---**
I think you're free to like anyone.
**[19:05] ---**
So I can't criticize you, Minami.
**[19:10] ---**
Mizuki... Thank you.
**[19:13] ---**
But I won't forgive you
for the kiss this morning!
**[19:16] ---**
That was against the rules! On top
of that, that was Akihisa's first kiss!
**[19:19] ---**
That was because of the
email and stuff, so... I just...
**[19:22] ---**
Don't "I just" me!
**[19:24] ---**
Even if God forgives you for
cheating like that, I won't!
**[19:29] ---**
*That's... a wiretap device?!*
**[19:31] ---**
You dummy, Minami!
**[19:34] ---**
*Oh no! If Himeji talks without noticing
it and Shimizu figures out it's an act...*
**[19:40] ---**
Himeji!
**[19:41] ---**
H-Hey, Aki!
**[19:43] ---**
What's going on? Don't tell
me you're choosing Mizuki!
**[19:47] ---**
Sorry, Minami! There's
something I have to do!
**[19:51] ---**
Aki! Stay here with me!
**[19:53] ---**
I...! I'm...
**[19:58] ---**
in love with you...
**[20:03] ---**
There, I said it...
**[20:09] ---**
Calm down, Shimada.
Don't adlib carelessly like that.
**[20:14] ---**
This is it.
**[20:15] ---**
I'm done acting.
**[20:17] ---**
Aki likes girly girls
like Mizuki anyway, right?
**[20:25] ---**
Himeji...
**[20:30] ---**
Akihisa...
**[20:42] ---**
Thank you. I didn't notice it.
**[20:46] ---**
What's wrong, Himeji? You seem down.
**[20:49] ---**
What? Do I look like that?
**[20:51] ---**
Yeah, you somehow looked lonely.
**[20:54] ---**
Looked lonely... huh?
**[20:56] ---**
If I do look like that,
it might be because
**[21:00] ---**
I felt sad that the person
I like was taken away...
**[21:05] ---**
...even if it was just an act...
**[21:08] ---**
Don't worry, Himeji.
That was just an act, so...
**[21:12] ---**
I guess you're right.
It was just an act, right?
**[21:16] ---**
I might be a little jealous, too.
**[21:17] ---**
What?
**[21:19] ---**
If there was a guy both you and
Minami fall in love with, even if it's an act...
**[21:25] ---**
If you really are in that kind
of situation, what will you do?
**[21:31] ---**
What? Hmm... let's see...
**[21:34] ---**
I guess I'll think really hard about it.
**[21:37] ---**
Think...?
**[21:40] ---**
Yeah, I'll think really
hard about it in my own way
**[21:43] ---**
and tell everything honestly.
**[21:45] ---**
I wanted to hear who you'd pick, though...
**[21:49] ---**
What?
**[21:50] ---**
No, nothing.
**[21:52] ---**
But I was surprised.
**[21:53] ---**
At what?
**[21:55] ---**
How you were earlier.
It didn't look like you were acting.
**[21:58] ---**
Could it be that you...
**[22:00] ---**
What...? What?!
**[22:03] ---**
...used to perform in plays or something?
**[22:06] ---**
What...?
**[22:08] ---**
Ah... Himeji?
**[22:12] ---**
You dummy...
**[22:16] ---**
You dummy...
**[22:24] ---**
*Hirameite, kagayaite, denkyuu pikkanko*
**[22:40] ---**
*Shinten shinai yo.
Dareka jama shiteru... No, no!*
**[22:45] ---**
*Zenzen tarinai, sore
ga mondai no koubaisuu*
**[22:51] ---**
*Ryoukai sorenai. Nani ga
hontou no koto... Baby?*
**[22:55] ---**
*Mitetara koko de zukai shite yo, Baby!*
**[23:01] ---**
*Kotoba mo kazu mo kimi o arawasenai*
**[23:07] ---**
*Kokoro ga biribiri
suru S to N no jiryoku de*
**[23:15] ---**
*(S, S, Super kuttsuite
Number, I say No. 1 boy!)*
**[23:20] ---**
*Omedetou! Imakara kimi
wa My, ma-my "otakara"*
**[23:25] ---**
*Tokubetsu nanda, dou nattemo*
**[23:28] ---**
*Gyutto ne gyutto ne hanasanai*
**[23:30] ---**
*Watashi wa koi shitai.
Yume ni genkai wa iranai*
**[23:36] ---**
*Tokubetsu dayo ne, acchatta mon*
**[23:39] ---**
*Konna watashi mo yurushichae*
**[23:42] ---**
*Hirameita, kagayaita, seikai pittanko*
**[23:51] ---**
*Question 10.*
**[23:52] ---**
*Name the nutrients miso lacks*
**[23:54] ---**
*and suitable ingredients for
miso soup that can make up for them?*
**[23:58] ---**
*Vitamin C, orange, and hydrochloric acid.*
**[24:00] ---**
*Would you call that cooking?*
**[24:02] ---**
*Next episode!
"Me, Romance, and Love Skills!"*
**[24:04] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:06] ---**
"Please join us again next week!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# 10 - Me, Romance, and Love Skills!
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**[00:17] ---**
Say, Minami...
**[00:18] ---**
What?!
**[00:20] ---**
Uhm... I'm sorry about earlier.
**[00:23] ---**
Who cares? Why don't
you go get cozy with Mizuki.
**[00:27] ---**
Don't say things like that.
Please stop being upset.
**[00:29] ---**
And let's think up another strategy.
**[00:31] ---**
If we end up fighting a
war with Class B and lose,
**[00:33] ---**
Himeji might have to change scho--
**[00:35] ---**
What're you saying, you dummy?!
**[00:38] ---**
With you, it's always
Mizuki this, Mizuki that!
**[00:40] ---**
Why is Mizuki the only
girl you treat like a princess?
**[00:42] ---**
Minami...
**[00:43] ---**
Then, what am I? Why do
you always treat me like that?
**[00:46] ---**
Do you think I'm a guy?!
**[00:47] ---**
I-It's not like that...
**[00:49] ---**
If Mizuki's parents try to make her
change schools, I'll go talk to them.
**[00:53] ---**
Minami...
**[00:54] ---**
Don't ever talk to me again!
I don't wanna see your face.
**[01:01] ---**
*Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
which one is wonderful?*
**[01:21] ---**
*My future starts spinning colorfully*
**[01:27] ---**
*How much should I tell him?
Should I pretend I didn't see?*
**[01:32] ---**
*I see, this vast world
grows based on my mood*
**[01:38] ---**
*I love you today, I really love you*
**[01:44] ---**
*I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
than the number of the stars in the sky*
**[01:49] ---**
*I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
but I had a dream of walking with you*
**[01:55] ---**
*I'm sorry... It's just,
I didn't know it was love*
**[02:00] ---**
*The answer is, you and mystery
plus me equals infinite jump!!*
***SIGN*** "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
**[02:29] ---**
*Last episode recap. Woohoo.*
**[02:34] ---**
*The Class B rep, Kyouji Nemoto,
was planning to declare war on Class F*
**[02:38] ---**
*since they just finished their suspension
and so their fighting power is low.*
**[02:43] ---**
*So, Akihisa and his friends in Class F*
**[02:45] ---**
*were trying to provoke Class D in order
to get them to declare war on Class F.*
**[02:49] ---**
*If they fight Class D first, they'll
be given time to take recovery tests.*
**[02:55] ---**
*If they rebuild their forces then,*
**[02:56] ---**
*Class B probably won't
come and attack them so easily.*
**[03:00] ---**
In order to do that, we were going
to have Akihisa and Shimada pretend
**[03:04] ---**
to be dating and instigate
Miharu Shimizu's anger.
**[03:06] ---**
Well, that was our plan.
**[03:10] ---**
That was a total failure, you dumbass.
**[03:13] ---**
Who'd think that you and
Shimada are dating after that scene?
**[03:17] ---**
Sorry.
**[03:19] ---**
I wonder if I should've
given you more acting lessons...
**[03:22] ---**
Shimada and Himeji did a good job, though.
**[03:25] ---**
Ah... Well... Yeah...
**[03:30] ---**
Why do you treat me like that?
**[03:33] ---**
Muttsulini, how are things in Class B?
**[03:37] ---**
They've currently recovered about 70%.
**[03:40] ---**
Some of them have already
started getting ready for the war.
**[03:42] ---**
They're moving faster than I thought.
**[03:44] ---**
That shows how serious they are.
**[03:47] ---**
We need to buy some time.
**[03:49] ---**
First, Muttsulini... Feed some
fake information to Class B.
**[03:53] ---**
What info?
**[03:53] ---**
Class D is preparing for an ST War.
**[03:57] ---**
Their target is Class B.
**[03:58] ---**
Roger.
**[04:00] ---**
Would something like that work?
**[04:02] ---**
All Nemoto wants is to
win and retain his position.
**[04:07] ---**
I bet he wants to avoid fighting a
series of wars, which can exhaust them.
**[04:10] ---**
If he learns that Class D is after them,
**[04:12] ---**
he'll probably hesitate to declare war on us.
**[04:15] ---**
I see. Yeah, it's not like
they want Class F's equipment.
**[04:20] ---**
Next, Hideyoshi...
**[04:21] ---**
Bring Miharu Shimizu from
Class D to the negotiation table.
**[04:26] ---**
We'll provoke her and
instigate her hostility towards us.
**[04:29] ---**
If we can get them to
declare war on us, it's a success.
**[04:32] ---**
Why me?
**[04:34] ---**
In order to bring her out,
we need to bring Shimada.
**[04:38] ---**
Right now, we can't ask
Akihisa or Himeji to do that.
**[04:40] ---**
I see. Got it.
**[04:42] ---**
Also, Akihisa...
**[04:43] ---**
Hm? What is it?
**[04:44] ---**
Are you hungry?
**[04:46] ---**
Well, yeah, I'm kinda hungry, I guess.
**[04:49] ---**
That's not good. You are the
cornerstone of this operation.
**[04:53] ---**
We need to have you eat good to
boost up your energy...
**[04:56] ---**
right, Himeji?
**[04:57] ---**
What? Yeah, you're right.
If he's hungry, he won't have energy.
**[05:04] ---**
So, Himeji... Could you make something to...
**[05:07] ---**
Actually...! Now that I think about it,
I already had lunch earlier, so I'm full.
**[05:10] ---**
I can't eat anything else.
**[05:11] ---**
Lunch? You mean that?
**[05:13] ---**
Hm?
**[05:15] ---**
This is good.
**[05:15] ---**
Ahhhhhh! How could you...?!
**[05:17] ---**
So, Himeji, could you make
something to eat for Akihisa?
**[05:22] ---**
Sure! I'd be happy to!
**[05:24] ---**
Yuuji, uncle! Uncle!
**[05:25] ---**
Akihisa, what do you wanna eat?
**[05:27] ---**
What do I wanna eat?
**[05:29] ---**
*If I make a good choice, it will
reduce the chances of fatality.*
**[05:32] ---**
Hurry up, Akihisa.
**[05:35] ---**
*A dish whose ingredients can be identified,*
**[05:36] ---**
*and that won't have
unexpected objects mixed in...*
**[05:39] ---**
That's right! Boiled eggs!
**[05:40] ---**
"Mizuki's Homemade Dish"
"Today's Dish: Boiled Eggs" "Ingredients: Eggs only"
**[05:42] ---**
Looks like... Akihisa wants to eat jello.
**[05:45] ---**
We can't really tell what's in it, right?!
**[05:48] ---**
In order for him to be able
to eat during the operation,
**[05:50] ---**
put it in jello drink aluminum pouches.
**[05:52] ---**
I can't even check the
color like that, can I?!
**[05:55] ---**
Okay. I'll do my best!
**[05:57] ---**
Wait! At least decide what kind of
jello you're gonna make before you go!
**[06:00] ---**
Don't worry, Akihisa.
That's not actually for you to eat.
**[06:04] ---**
Huh?
**[06:05] ---**
I just needed some weapons
for our operation, that's all.
**[06:08] ---**
O-Oh... You should've told me sooner.
**[06:11] ---**
But because of what I said, I think
she's probably gonna try to have you eat it.
**[06:14] ---**
You're too brutal.
**[06:16] ---**
"Cooking Practice Room"
**[06:20] ---**
Getting gelatin and sugar ready...
**[06:23] ---**
Oh, it seems unexpectedly normal.
**[06:25] ---**
Good...
**[06:26] ---**
First, dissolve the cocoa
powder in corn potage soup.
**[06:31] ---**
Hey, what's she making?
**[06:33] ---**
Be quiet! She'll notice us!
**[06:35] ---**
An orange or a scallion...
I wonder which one Akihisa would like...
**[06:40] ---**
Don't debate! You shouldn't
debate between those two, Himeji!
**[06:43] ---**
She's picking ingredients for you
based on nutrition rather than taste.
**[06:47] ---**
If I have a scallion,
how about adding *natto*?
**[06:50] ---**
No! No!
**[06:51] ---**
Come to think of it,
I've heard that what they said
**[06:54] ---**
about *natto* improving our
blood flow was a lie, wasn't it?
**[06:56] ---**
Safe...
**[06:57] ---**
But it's still healthy, right?
**[07:00] ---**
Ugh! Out...
**[07:01] ---**
Besides, it's blue-skinned fish
that will improve the blood flow.
**[07:05] ---**
That's a double play...
**[07:07] ---**
Why vinegared mackerel? Why is
she putting vinegared mackerel in jello?
**[07:11] ---**
She's worried about you being stupid,
so she's trying to replenish your DHA.
**[07:16] ---**
Ah! This isn't gonna be good, right?
**[07:19] ---**
Good! Himeji noticed!
**[07:21] ---**
I have to add mustard for the *natto*.
**[07:23] ---**
Don't notice *that*!
**[07:25] ---**
I'll add some ginger to
vinegared mackerel, too.
**[07:26] ---**
Ahhh! Don't notice that, either!
**[07:28] ---**
What else can I use as secret ingredients?
**[07:30] ---**
Don't make it secret! Make it clear!
**[07:32] ---**
Oh, that's right! To give it a
little adultish flavor, I'll add taba--
**[07:35] ---**
Let's go. If you hear any further,
you won't be able to eat it.
**[07:37] ---**
Wait! Let me at least check
whether it's tobacco or Tabasco!
**[07:42] ---**
*It's already too late.*
**[07:45] ---**
Here, please have some.
**[07:47] ---**
I'm gonna go clean up the
cooking practice room, so...
**[07:50] ---**
What do we do with these?
**[07:52] ---**
I think Nemoto is gonna
send a messenger to Class D...
**[07:56] ---**
...in order to check if they're
really trying to fight a war.
**[07:59] ---**
If he does that, he'll know the
information we circulated was a lie.
**[08:02] ---**
So, we'll assassinate that messenger!
**[08:05] ---**
What?!
**[08:06] ---**
If the messenger gets assassinated,
he'll become distrustful of Class D.
**[08:11] ---**
When that happens, it'll make
the fake information believable.
**[08:14] ---**
How terrible...
**[08:16] ---**
Battles are cruel. Muttsulini, do it.
**[08:19] ---**
Got it.
**[08:24] ---**
"Crack, crack"
**[08:31] ---**
What's that?
**[08:34] ---**
"Buzz, buzz..."
**[08:36] ---**
"Messenger"
**[08:39] ---**
Y-You...!
**[08:40] ---**
"Messenger"
**[08:42] ---**
"Messenger"
**[08:43] ---**
May God help you.
**[08:56] ---**
Mom...
**[08:58] ---**
Execution completed.
**[09:00] ---**
Good job, Muttsulini.
**[09:01] ---**
What fascinating skills you've got.
**[09:03] ---**
This wasn't anything special...
**[09:06] ---**
How did you keep
everyone from noticing?
**[09:09] ---**
You don't have to know.
**[09:11] ---**
Nemoto will probably consider this
assassination a warning from Class D.
**[09:15] ---**
We can buy some time now, huh?
**[09:17] ---**
Hideyoshi, what's going on
with the negotiation with Class D?
**[09:20] ---**
We promised to meet
up in an empty classroom.
**[09:22] ---**
Shimada has agreed to it as well.
**[09:24] ---**
If we can provoke Class D there...
**[09:27] ---**
I wonder if they'll respond
to our provocation smoothly.
**[09:30] ---**
I've got a special plan.
Just leave it to me.
**[09:33] ---**
There's one thing that worries me.
**[09:35] ---**
What's the matter, Muttsulini?
**[09:38] ---**
I saw Nemoto talking
about something in Class A.
**[09:42] ---**
In Class A?
**[09:43] ---**
That's strange...
**[09:44] ---**
What was he doing in Class A?
**[09:46] ---**
Yuuji!
**[09:47] ---**
Shouko! Wh-What're you doing here?
**[09:50] ---**
Why are *you* still in school?
**[09:53] ---**
Huh? What're you saying?
**[09:55] ---**
Yuuji... I heard that your mom collapsed.
**[09:58] ---**
Huh?! You mean *my* mom?!
**[10:01] ---**
She's so healthy that she
doesn't even catch a cold!
**[10:03] ---**
In any case, you have to go home now.
**[10:05] ---**
Hey, wait! I have to carry out
an important operation now!
**[10:08] ---**
This is no time for that.
**[10:10] ---**
Like I said, just wait! How come you...
**[10:13] ---**
--Just come with me.
**[10:13] ---**
--Shouko! Calm down!
**[10:16] ---**
Something is fishy
about what just happened.
**[10:19] ---**
What do you mean, Muttsulini?
**[10:20] ---**
Normally, Yuuji is the
first one that they'd contact.
**[10:24] ---**
Maybe they couldn't reach him?
His cell is being repaired, so...
**[10:29] ---**
Then they could've called
him in via the school PA system.
**[10:31] ---**
Then, what Nemoto was
talking about in Class A could be...
**[10:35] ---**
It was probably the fake
information that we just heard...
**[10:37] ---**
What?!
**[10:38] ---**
Oh shoot!
**[10:39] ---**
We were going to leave the operation
to provoke Shimizu to Yuuji.
**[10:43] ---**
Have you heard anything about it?
**[10:45] ---**
No, nothing.
**[10:45] ---**
Why did Nemoto do this?
**[10:48] ---**
Don't tell me he figured out our plan?
**[10:50] ---**
No, he's probably trying
to buy some time, too.
**[10:53] ---**
Until he checks what
Class D is going to do,
**[10:56] ---**
he probably wanted to
contain our movements.
**[10:58] ---**
Impressive, Nemoto...
**[11:01] ---**
It's about time, right?
**[11:02] ---**
M-Minami...
**[11:05] ---**
I just came because I was needed
for the negotiation, that's all, okay?
**[11:09] ---**
What do we do, Akihisa?
**[11:11] ---**
What do we do...?
**[11:13] ---**
Since Yuuji isn't here, we have no choice
**[11:15] ---**
but to do something about it by ourselves!
**[11:22] ---**
*Idiot Test!*
**[11:31] ---**
Honey! I wanted to see you!
**[11:35] ---**
--Hey, get off of me, Miharu!
**[11:35] ---**
--Honey!
**[11:38] ---**
Your breasts remind me of
the quiet ocean. They're the best!
**[11:42] ---**
That means they're flat,
just like the horizon, right?
**[11:45] ---**
I said, get off of me!
**[11:47] ---**
I'm thinking about you 360 days a year!
**[11:51] ---**
So you don't during *obon
*festivities and New Year's, huh?
**[11:53] ---**
Shimizu, that's it!
Shimada is Akihisa's girlfriend!
**[11:58] ---**
Don't intervene thoughtlessly!
**[12:00] ---**
*There you go!
The start of our operation!*
**[12:02] ---**
What are you talking about?!
**[12:04] ---**
By looking at my
honey's face, it's so obvious
**[12:07] ---**
that there's nothing going on
between her and that big jerk!
**[12:11] ---**
It's hard to think that that pig jerk
is suitable for her in the first place!
**[12:14] ---**
I-It's true that I'm not good-looking
and I'm not smart, either, but...
**[12:19] ---**
Looks? Smarts?
**[12:22] ---**
I'm not talking about such trivial things.
**[12:26] ---**
This is something
more fundamental than that.
**[12:27] ---**
What?
**[12:29] ---**
I've been watching the
relationship between the two of you,
**[12:33] ---**
but your attitude is terrible, you pig jerk.
**[12:36] ---**
Your attitude towards
Himeji in the same class
**[12:38] ---**
and towards my honey are too different.
**[12:42] ---**
You're kind and considerate to Himeji.
**[12:44] ---**
You treat her as if she's a princess.
**[12:47] ---**
On the contrary, you aren't
considerate to my honey. Not only that,
**[12:50] ---**
you don't even show the least bit of
kindness you should have towards girls.
**[12:54] ---**
To put it plainly, you are a huge idiot
who not only doesn't notice her charms
**[12:59] ---**
but who treats her like a guy friend!
**[13:03] ---**
Whether such a pig jerk is
suitable for her or not is not a question
**[13:06] ---**
of his looks or his academic abilities!
**[13:09] ---**
On top of that, to think that you'd
leave her alone and follow Himeji like that
**[13:13] ---**
after she told you she liked you,
even though she was acting.
**[13:16] ---**
That's unbelievable!
**[13:18] ---**
Isn't the truth that you
think she's a guy or something?!
**[13:25] ---**
Minami!
**[13:26] ---**
What're you gonna do by following her?
**[13:28] ---**
Are you gonna talk to her rough
again as if she's your guy friend?
**[13:33] ---**
Are you gonna hurt her again?
**[13:37] ---**
I'll go talk to her. If you go,
it'll make things worse.
**[13:41] ---**
Err... I don't know what's going on,
but I should leave, too, right?
**[13:51] ---**
I don't know what you wanted
to achieve with this meeting,
**[13:55] ---**
but I'll never acknowledge
you as my rival in love.
**[14:00] ---**
It's a waste of time to be jealous of a
pig jerk who doesn't notice her charms, so...
**[14:06] ---**
I'm the only one who recognizes her charms.
**[14:11] ---**
Shimizu...
**[14:14] ---**
Do you still have something to say?
**[14:16] ---**
There's something I have
to tell you no matter what.
**[14:35] ---**
We, Year 2 Class D, are
going to declare war on Class F!
**[14:39] ---**
What?!
**[14:41] ---**
What's going on?
**[14:42] ---**
Didn't our plan fail?
**[14:49] ---**
So what're we gonna do after this?
**[14:51] ---**
It'd be hard to win with
our current fighting power.
**[14:53] ---**
That was in my plan, too.
**[14:55] ---**
Yuuji!
**[14:56] ---**
As I suspected, it was fake
information planted by Nemoto.
**[14:59] ---**
My mom is doing better than fine.
**[15:01] ---**
That's great.
**[15:03] ---**
Good job, Akihisa.
**[15:05] ---**
It wasn't exactly how I planned,
**[15:07] ---**
but if you were able to
instigate Shimizu, that's a success.
**[15:09] ---**
So, Yuuji, how are we gonna fight Class D?
**[15:13] ---**
If we fight in an all-out
battle, we have no chance.
**[15:16] ---**
So we'll settle this with a
battle between representatives.
**[15:26] ---**
I'm impressed that you
came without running away.
**[15:28] ---**
Same to you.
**[15:30] ---**
It's not that I want to fight my honey.
**[15:33] ---**
As long as I can beat the crap
out of that pig jerk, that'll do for me.
**[15:37] ---**
So she says. It's now
your mission from here.
**[15:42] ---**
Go.
**[15:43] ---**
Thanks, Yuuji.
**[15:45] ---**
You're the one person
I can never forgive! Be prepared!
**[15:48] ---**
Teacher! Please give
us summoning approval!
**[15:50] ---**
I approve!
**[15:53] ---**
Summon!
**[15:54] ---**
Summon!
**[15:57] ---**
I wanna ask you something first.
**[15:59] ---**
What is it?
**[16:00] ---**
Was what you said a
trick to start this war?
**[16:07] ---**
I... see...
**[16:11] ---**
My honey was crying.
**[16:14] ---**
My words triggered it.
**[16:17] ---**
But it's because...
**[16:18] ---**
it's because a guy like you exists!
**[16:23] ---**
"Chemistry"
**[16:24] ---**
Why is a lout like you by her side?!
**[16:28] ---**
Why is a vulgar man who plays on
her feelings conversing with her?!
**[16:34] ---**
Why?!
**[16:35] ---**
Why?!
**[16:36] ---**
Why does a bastard who lies to her
like it's nothing in order to use her
**[16:40] ---**
stay close to her,
pretending to be her friend?!
**[16:46] ---**
I'm not... lying!
**[16:52] ---**
Even an idiot like me
**[16:53] ---**
at least knows there are
some lies you should never tell.
**[16:57] ---**
What I said wasn't a lie!
**[16:59] ---**
I don't believe it!
I don't wanna believe it!
**[17:01] ---**
What I said was
unmistakably my true feelings!
**[17:08] ---**
I don't wanna hear it!
**[17:15] ---**
Stop right there!
**[17:23] ---**
Yuuji! What're you doing?!
**[17:24] ---**
From here, just leave it to us.
**[17:26] ---**
How dirty! This is foul play!
**[17:30] ---**
Call it foul play if you like!
This isn't a game! It's a war!
**[17:34] ---**
Yuuji!
**[17:37] ---**
Do it.
**[17:41] ---**
Yuuji! Sto--
**[17:47] ---**
Ahh! Ow, ow, ow...! Why me?!
**[17:50] ---**
Ow! Ow, ow...!
**[17:52] ---**
Ow, ow, ow...! Ow, ow, ow...!
**[17:54] ---**
What?! What?! This
combination of sharp and dull pain
**[17:57] ---**
is breaking new ground!
**[18:01] ---**
Shimizu...
**[18:03] ---**
As you can see, the main cause of
all the problems is cleaned up.
**[18:06] ---**
Would you forget what
happened this time and forgive him?
**[18:10] ---**
Yeah... My fury still isn't cooled down,
**[18:15] ---**
but if this pig jerk will be
confined to the remedial classroom,
**[18:18] ---**
I'll accept the cease-fire.
**[18:19] ---**
Is it possible that you were
planning this from the start?
**[18:23] ---**
Well, sorry.
**[18:25] ---**
There's no way we can win against
Class D with our current forces, right?
**[18:28] ---**
So it's just natural to
negotiate a cease-fire.
**[18:31] ---**
When we get right down to it,
you're at fault for hurting my honey!
**[18:34] ---**
I-I'm sorry! I'm sorry from the
bottom of my... Ow, ow, ow...!
**[18:39] ---**
If what you said was a lie, I wouldn't
have let you get off the hook this easy.
**[18:47] ---**
But this time, I'll let
you off the hook with this.
**[18:50] ---**
The deal is done. Guys! Let's go back!
**[18:54] ---**
Yeah!
**[19:03] ---**
Welcome.
**[19:04] ---**
*Thus, the war ended.*
**[19:07] ---**
How was it, Muttsulini?
**[19:09] ---**
Looks like Nemoto from Class B gave up.
**[19:12] ---**
Well, that was expected.
**[19:14] ---**
There's already no benefit to him.
**[19:17] ---**
Also, I went and collected this.
**[19:20] ---**
What's that?
**[19:22] ---**
--I don't know what you wanted
to achieve with this meeting,
**[19:24] ---**
--D-Don't tell me this is...
**[19:26] ---**
--but I'll never acknowledge
you as my rival in love.
**[19:26] ---**
--The wiretapped recording
of the summit conference.
**[19:28] ---**
--H-H-H-H-Hey! What're you playing?!
**[19:32] ---**
Hold him down good.
**[19:34] ---**
Got it.
**[19:35] ---**
Let go of me, Hideyoshi!
**[19:38] ---**
I can't do that.
**[19:41] ---**
You're too noisy. Shut up for a while.
**[19:44] ---**
Do you still have something to say?
**[19:46] ---**
There's something I have
to tell you no matter what.
**[19:50] ---**
I wanna clear up just
one misunderstanding.
**[19:53] ---**
I already know that you
and my honey dating is an act.
**[19:57] ---**
Well, I'm not talking about that.
**[20:00] ---**
Uhm...
**[20:02] ---**
I wanted to say that you're not the
only one who recognizes Minami's charms.
**[20:06] ---**
What're you saying?!
**[20:08] ---**
You're always saying mean things to her,
**[20:10] ---**
and you don't even cherish her as a girl!
**[20:13] ---**
It's true that I don't
treat her like a princess.
**[20:17] ---**
I might be treating her
just like I treat my guy friends.
**[20:23] ---**
But...
**[20:24] ---**
But... what?
**[20:28] ---**
To me, Minami is someone whom
I can be my true self around...
**[20:32] ---**
...who is fun to hang out with...
**[20:35] ---**
...and who sometimes makes
subtle gestures that are cute...
**[20:38] ---**
She's very charming...
**[20:40] ---**
Yeah, she's a charming girl.
**[20:46] ---**
Well... that was unexpected.
**[20:48] ---**
Yeah, I thought you'd say
things a little more indirectly.
**[20:53] ---**
Th-That was a straight pitch.
**[20:56] ---**
Th-They heard it...
**[20:59] ---**
Of all people, these three heard it...
**[21:01] ---**
I didn't realize that you
can say things boldly like that.
**[21:04] ---**
F-For some reason, my
heart is beating crazy fast.
**[21:09] ---**
How bold...
**[21:11] ---**
My life... is over.
**[21:15] ---**
Noin, stretch!
**[21:17] ---**
Ah, Big Sis! Welcome home!
**[21:20] ---**
I-I'm home.
**[21:22] ---**
What's wrong? Your face is red!
**[21:25] ---**
Hazuki, what am I gonna do?
**[21:27] ---**
About what? Did something happen at school?
**[21:31] ---**
Say, Hazuki...
**[21:34] ---**
Yes?
**[21:35] ---**
I might've fallen hopelessly
in love with someone.
**[21:49] ---**
*Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!*
**[22:02] ---**
*I'm not making progress.
Someone's interfering... No, no!*
**[22:07] ---**
*The issue is, I don't have
enough common multiples*
**[22:13] ---**
*Okay, I basically get it.
What is the truth... Baby?*
**[22:17] ---**
*If you see this, draw a
diagram and explain it, Baby!*
**[22:23] ---**
*No word or number can describe you*
**[22:29] ---**
*My heart is being shocked by
the magnetic force between S and N*
**[22:37] ---**
*(S! S! Super! Sticking together,
Number! I say No.1 boy!)*
**[22:42] ---**
*Congratulations! From here on
out you're My, ma-my "treasure"*
**[22:47] ---**
*You're special to me,
no matter what happens*
**[22:50] ---**
*I'll hold you ever so
tight and never let you go*
**[22:52] ---**
*I want to be in love, in a
dream you can forget about limits*
**[22:58] ---**
*It's special, right? After all,
we came to know each other*
**[23:01] ---**
*Forgive me for being like this*
**[23:04] ---**
*Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!*
**[23:15] ---**
I'm dreading this.
**[23:17] ---**
What do I say to apologize
to Minami when I see her?
**[23:21] ---**
Hey.
**[23:22] ---**
Hm?
**[23:24] ---**
What's with that gloomy face, Aki?
**[23:27] ---**
Huh?
**[23:29] ---**
M-Minami?!
**[23:30] ---**
What?
**[23:32] ---**
Well, uhm... Er...
I'm sorry about yesterday.
**[23:36] ---**
What? Did you do something
again that you have to apologize for?
**[23:39] ---**
Well, it's not like that.
**[23:41] ---**
If you cause another problem,
I won't let you off the hook!
**[23:45] ---**
Huh?
**[23:48] ---**
You dummy!
**[23:51] ---**
*Question 11.*
**[23:53] ---**
*What do you call those people whom
you were close to when you were small?*
**[23:57] ---**
*Childhood frien-- Ahhhhh!*
**[23:59] ---**
*Fiancée.*
**[24:00] ---**
*Next episode!
"Yuuji, Shouko, and Childhood Memories!"*
**[24:03] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:06] ---**
"Please join us again next week!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# 11 - Yuuji, Shouko, and Childhood Memories!
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"Episode 11
Yuuji, Shouko, and Childhood Memories!"
**[00:14] ---**
Where did I go wrong?
**[00:18] ---**
I wonder when I decided...
**[00:23] ---**
If I could do it all over again...
**[00:25] ---**
If I was given the chance...
**[00:28] ---**
Since the moment I saw his trembling
shoulders, that time, that place...
**[00:35] ---**
I want to set her free.
**[00:38] ---**
It's wrong for her to be
held captive over this.
**[00:41] ---**
No... that's not it.
**[00:46] ---**
Because I know there's
more to it than that...
**[00:48] ---**
Because I found
something more important...
**[00:53] ---**
So...
**[01:00] ---**
*Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
which one is wonderful?*
**[01:20] ---**
*My future starts spinning colorfully*
**[01:26] ---**
*How much should I tell him?
Should I pretend I didn't see?*
**[01:30] ---**
*I see, this vast world
grows based on my mood*
**[01:36] ---**
*I love you today, I really love you*
**[01:42] ---**
*I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
than the number of the stars in the sky*
**[01:47] ---**
*I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
but I had a dream of walking with you*
**[01:53] ---**
*I'm sorry... It's just,
I didn't know it was love*
**[01:58] ---**
*The answer is, you and mystery
plus me equals infinite jump!!*
***SIGN*** "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
**[02:28] ---**
"There's a whiz kid in
Minazuki Elementary School."
**[02:32] ---**
I think it was several years
ago that the rumor went around.
**[02:38] ---**
That kid was indeed a little
smarter than the other kids.
**[02:43] ---**
On top of that,
he was serious and diligent.
**[02:46] ---**
Adults sang his praises
and had high hopes for him.
**[02:51] ---**
However...
**[03:01] ---**
You really are amazing, Yuuji.
**[03:03] ---**
What do you mean?
**[03:04] ---**
The teacher was raving about
your scores on the last prep tests,
**[03:07] ---**
saying, "That's our whiz kid."
**[03:08] ---**
That wasn't a big deal.
**[03:11] ---**
But you got better scores
than junior high students, right?
**[03:14] ---**
Yeah, I guess.
**[03:15] ---**
You really are amazing.
**[03:16] ---**
Those 6th graders who took the
test with you were biting their lips.
**[03:20] ---**
I made a mistake in the social
science test. If I didn't, I'd have been No. 1.
**[03:25] ---**
Around that time, I was always aiming high.
**[03:31] ---**
Everyone says it's a sure
thing that you'll get admitted to
**[03:33] ---**
Shimozuki Junior High on recommendation.
**[03:35] ---**
That's just a piece of cake for me...
**[03:37] ---**
...although the others don't stand a chance.
**[03:41] ---**
But that ego and attitude
of looking down on others
**[03:45] ---**
were completely intertwined.
**[03:48] ---**
Hm? Hey, keep working, Shouko.
**[03:51] ---**
Let's finish this quickly and go home.
**[03:54] ---**
But I want to talk with you.
**[03:57] ---**
No. I wanna go home.
**[04:00] ---**
I want to talk with you.
**[04:01] ---**
No.
**[04:02] ---**
I want to.
**[04:03] ---**
No.
**[04:05] ---**
I want to.
**[04:06] ---**
No.
**[04:11] ---**
Listen, Yuuji.
**[04:12] ---**
My boobs are getting bigger these days.
**[04:17] ---**
Are you okay, Yuuji?
**[04:19] ---**
Where the hell did *that* come from?!
**[04:22] ---**
Since you were ignoring me,
**[04:24] ---**
I picked a topic that
boys might be interested in.
**[04:27] ---**
I-I'm not interested in stuff like that.
**[04:29] ---**
Well, I *was* interested.
**[04:33] ---**
Just work already.
**[04:35] ---**
I'll work, but I want to talk with you.
**[04:39] ---**
Why don't you talk with your friends?
**[04:41] ---**
Yep. That's why I'm talking now.
**[04:44] ---**
Geez...
**[04:46] ---**
Shouko didn't fit in with the class.
**[04:50] ---**
Her family lineage, academic
performance, athletic abilities...
**[04:54] ---**
...and her superior looks...
**[04:56] ---**
She was too blessed in every way.
**[05:02] ---**
I'm Shouko Kirishima.
**[05:04] ---**
--She's really cute.
**[05:04] ---**
--Whoa, amazing!
**[05:05] ---**
--She's pretty.
**[05:22] ---**
Hey, you go talk to her.
**[05:24] ---**
What? Why don't *you* go?
**[05:26] ---**
Ah, you like Kirishima, don't you?
**[05:30] ---**
That's not true!
**[05:32] ---**
Hey, isn't Kirishima
kinda trying to act cute?
**[05:35] ---**
Her family is rich, right?
So she's like a spoiled little princess?
**[05:38] ---**
She somehow seems hard to talk to.
**[05:40] ---**
Yeah.
**[05:43] ---**
As Shouko was like that,
maybe it couldn't have been helped
**[05:46] ---**
that she became attached to me...
**[05:49] ---**
...since I always treated everyone equally.
**[05:55] ---**
So it's already been 2 years
since you transferred to this school?
**[05:58] ---**
Yeah. I don't have many yet, but
I've been making friends little by little.
**[06:02] ---**
So school is more fun than it used to be.
**[06:07] ---**
What? School is fun?
**[06:09] ---**
When I'm at home, no one
plays with me or talks to me.
**[06:15] ---**
It's so big that I feel lonely, too.
**[06:18] ---**
So school is more fun.
**[06:20] ---**
Cry me a river.
**[06:22] ---**
I'm jealous that you get to
live in a big house like that.
**[06:25] ---**
Then would you like to come
hang out at my house some time?
**[06:27] ---**
No. It's 100 times more fun reading
books than hanging out with you.
**[06:32] ---**
That's mean.
**[06:32] ---**
Say whatever you wanna say.
**[06:34] ---**
Stick in the mud.
**[06:35] ---**
So what?
**[06:37] ---**
Pigheaded.
**[06:38] ---**
That's fine.
**[06:39] ---**
You...
**[06:41] ---**
You like me.
**[06:45] ---**
So you feel shy and
can't come hang out with me.
**[06:47] ---**
Why do you want me to
come to your place that badly?
**[06:51] ---**
Well...
**[06:52] ---**
What? Spit it out.
**[06:54] ---**
My grandfather often talks
about Seiryou Girls Academy, so...
**[06:59] ---**
Is that that famous school for rich girls?
**[07:02] ---**
Are you changing schools again?
**[07:04] ---**
Probably... since he often asks
me if I get picked on at school.
**[07:09] ---**
I see. So you wanna show your
friends to your family to fight back, huh?
**[07:14] ---**
I don't want to change schools.
**[07:18] ---**
I was finally able to make
some friends besides you.
**[07:21] ---**
Then, bring those friends to your house.
**[07:24] ---**
We're not that close yet.
**[07:27] ---**
I see...
**[07:31] ---**
Well, it's got nothing to do with me.
**[07:35] ---**
I treated everyone equally...
**[07:37] ---**
It was because I was
equally uninterested in anyone.
**[07:44] ---**
That was mean, Yuuji.
**[07:45] ---**
It wasn't mean.
**[07:46] ---**
It was.
**[07:47] ---**
It wasn't.
**[07:48] ---**
It was.
**[07:48] ---**
It wasn't.
**[07:50] ---**
Yuuji...
**[07:53] ---**
I've got the biggest boobs in the class.
**[07:58] ---**
--L-Like I said, I'm not interested
in that kind of stuff!
**[07:58] ---**
--Even so, it was probably enough for a girl
**[08:02] ---**
who was struggling with
loneliness.
**[08:09] ---**
"Stop"
**[08:12] ---**
Hey, Sakamoto.
**[08:22] ---**
Hey, don't ignore us!
**[08:24] ---**
Don't think that you can get away.
**[08:26] ---**
Don't get cocky.
**[08:27] ---**
Tsk.
**[08:29] ---**
This is why I wanted to go home sooner.
**[08:31] ---**
Huh? We can't hear you!
**[08:33] ---**
What do you want?
**[08:35] ---**
I don't have time to waste on you guys.
**[08:38] ---**
Shut up! Don't talk back to your seniors!
**[08:41] ---**
You sure are a smart
aleck for a 5th grader!
**[08:45] ---**
You've been lying in wait for me every
day since I beat your scores in the test.
**[08:50] ---**
Don't you have anything better to do?
**[08:52] ---**
Or... are you guys lonely
because you have no friends?
**[08:56] ---**
Aren't *you* the one without any friends?!
**[08:58] ---**
Don't get cocky just
because you're a little smart.
**[09:01] ---**
We're in 6th grade! Talk to us politely!
**[09:03] ---**
Talk politely? You guys
are idiots, aren't you?
**[09:06] ---**
People talk politely to
show respect to others.
**[09:09] ---**
What makes you think
I should respect idiots like you?
**[09:13] ---**
Wha...
**[09:13] ---**
We're 6th graders!
**[09:15] ---**
Ha! You did worse than me even
though you've been studying a year longer.
**[09:21] ---**
And yet, you tell me to
respect you? Don't make me laugh.
**[09:24] ---**
You guys should be talking to *me* politely.
**[09:27] ---**
What'd you say?!
**[09:29] ---**
Oh? You sure you wanna do it?
**[09:30] ---**
If something happens to me,
the teachers will know immediately...
**[09:34] ---**
...since I'm "special"...
**[09:38] ---**
If you get it, get out of my way.
**[09:40] ---**
Don't ever let me see your faces again.
**[09:42] ---**
He seriously pisses me off.
**[09:44] ---**
We'll definitely teach him a lesson.
**[09:46] ---**
But what're we gonna do?
**[09:47] ---**
Humph. If we can't touch him,
let's mess up his locker or something.
**[09:51] ---**
Yeah, then no one will know it's us.
**[09:53] ---**
Okay then. Let's teach him some manners.
**[09:57] ---**
Yeah, let's do it.
**[10:01] ---**
I'm home!
**[10:03] ---**
Welcome home, Yuuji.
You're home late today.
**[10:07] ---**
I did some work as a class rep,
so I couldn't come home early.
**[10:10] ---**
Oh I see.
**[10:12] ---**
I just assumed that you
were hanging out with Shouko.
**[10:16] ---**
Why would I hang out
with her? That's stupid.
**[10:19] ---**
But you two are friends, right?
**[10:21] ---**
No, we aren't.
**[10:22] ---**
Oh, come on... She'll be incredibly
gorgeous when she grows up.
**[10:27] ---**
Then, it'll be too late to think like
**[10:29] ---**
"I never thought she'd turn out to
be so pretty, like Mom is," you know.
**[10:33] ---**
I won't. Besides, it's not
like you're pretty, Mom.
**[10:36] ---**
That's not nice.
**[10:39] ---**
I'll be late again tomorrow.
**[10:41] ---**
More work for your class tomorrow again?
**[10:43] ---**
No. I have a little something
I need to teach some 6th graders.
**[10:47] ---**
6th graders?
**[10:48] ---**
It's a long story.
**[10:50] ---**
I see.
**[10:51] ---**
By the way, Mom, I noticed you're
wearing an apron. Don't tell me...
**[10:55] ---**
I'm making your favorite, *nikujaga*, today.
**[10:58] ---**
I'm peeling sweet potatoes and...
**[10:59] ---**
Why are you putting
sweet potatoes in *nikujaga*?!
**[11:02] ---**
Regular potatoes get soft and fall apart,
so I'm using a kind that won't soften.
**[11:06] ---**
Forget the potatoes falling apart,
the very idea of *nikujaga* is falling apart!
**[11:10] ---**
Oh well... At least it seems edible today.
**[11:13] ---**
Oh, and, I forgot to buy meat,
**[11:17] ---**
so it'll be meatless *nikujaga*.
**[11:18] ---**
That's just steamed sweet potatoes!
**[11:21] ---**
"Library"
**[11:24] ---**
If they couldn't touch me, they'd
do something to my belongings...
**[11:27] ---**
I provoked them because
I rather anticipated it.
**[11:31] ---**
I can't wait...
**[11:33] ---**
I brought the things I don't
want them to touch here.
**[11:37] ---**
I was gonna kill time until
those 6th graders made their move.
**[11:41] ---**
Once they started doing stuff to
my belongings, I'd go get a teacher.
**[11:45] ---**
Now, maybe I'll read the
book I started the other day.
**[11:49] ---**
Around then, I believed that I was a
hero since I was better than the others.
**[11:55] ---**
Hm?
**[11:56] ---**
Come to think of it, Shouko
didn't follow me around today.
**[12:02] ---**
"Things that happened today"
**[12:06] ---**
"Chores: Kirishima"
**[12:14] ---**
*Idiot Test.*
**[12:18] ---**
Around that time, I was
always following Yuuji around.
**[12:24] ---**
Even though his attitude
towards me was cold,
**[12:28] ---**
he treated me equally
when no one else did, so...
**[12:35] ---**
I wonder if Yuuji is still around...
**[12:39] ---**
*So I liked to be around Yuuji.*
**[12:47] ---**
Dammit! They're not here, either.
**[12:49] ---**
He's so sneaky!
**[12:52] ---**
Could it be that someone
else has hidden his shoes?
**[12:56] ---**
That's possible. Other
people pick on him, too.
**[13:00] ---**
Oh well, then let's find something else.
**[13:04] ---**
"Sakamoto"
**[13:07] ---**
"Sakamoto"
**[13:08] ---**
Hey, what should we write?
**[13:10] ---**
How about, "I cheat on all my tests"?
**[13:13] ---**
That's good!
**[13:14] ---**
Uhm...
**[13:16] ---**
Uhm... th-those're...
**[13:19] ---**
What do you want?
**[13:20] ---**
Th-Those're Yuuji's...
**[13:24] ---**
P-Please don't mess with them.
**[13:27] ---**
Huh? This is none of
your business. Just beat it!
**[13:31] ---**
But Yuuji is my friend.
**[13:36] ---**
"If Yuuji hears this, he may not like it..."
**[13:41] ---**
So I thought, but...
**[13:43] ---**
It *is* my business!
**[13:46] ---**
So he had a friend?
**[13:47] ---**
On top of that, it's a girl!
**[13:49] ---**
Hey, let's just let her be and
take care of this stuff already.
**[13:52] ---**
Yeah.
**[13:52] ---**
Let's do it real good.
**[13:53] ---**
Stop it!
**[13:54] ---**
Wh-What?! Stay out of our way!
**[13:57] ---**
I thought "Yuuji might get taken
aback, and say I'm not his friend."
**[14:02] ---**
Don't!
**[14:03] ---**
Enough already!
**[14:07] ---**
Ah, you!
**[14:08] ---**
Move! You're in our way!
**[14:10] ---**
No!
**[14:10] ---**
Quit getting in our way!
**[14:13] ---**
Even still, I...
**[14:15] ---**
No!
**[14:20] ---**
Hey, are you okay?
**[14:22] ---**
Ah...
**[14:24] ---**
Ah! What're you gonna
do about my clothes?!
**[14:28] ---**
I'm so pissed!
**[14:35] ---**
Don't...
**[14:36] ---**
It's too late.
**[14:43] ---**
Now... I wonder if they fell into the trap.
**[14:46] ---**
--You jerk!
**[14:46] ---**
--All right! They're doing it.
**[14:48] ---**
What're you doing?!
**[14:52] ---**
*Wh-What the hell? Why is Shouko...*
**[14:57] ---**
*Don't tell me Shouko...*
**[14:59] ---**
It was so obvious why
Shouko was dragged into it.
**[15:04] ---**
I-I have to save her.
**[15:05] ---**
That's right... just like the
hero I've always wanted to be...
**[15:09] ---**
After all, those guys are foolish
idiots and I'm a smart, special person.
**[15:14] ---**
We're in different leagues.
I don't have to hesitate.
**[15:17] ---**
*I'll be fine. Don't be scared.*
**[15:21] ---**
*Guys like them... are no big deal.*
**[15:24] ---**
There are three of them.
It's obvious how it'll turn out.
**[15:27] ---**
That's right! I'll go get a teache--
**[15:36] ---**
*What about Shouko?*
**[15:39] ---**
If the teacher tells her
parents that she got picked on...
**[15:44] ---**
Shouko will be forced
to change schools...?
**[15:47] ---**
That has nothing to do
with me! What else can I do?!
**[15:57] ---**
"What can you do?!"
Don't you actually know what to do?
**[16:02] ---**
All I wanted was to make
them regret what they did.
**[16:06] ---**
Then pretend that you saw nothing.
**[16:08] ---**
Th-There's no way I can do that!
**[16:10] ---**
No matter what you choose,
you won't stay unharmed.
**[16:13] ---**
You'll be hurt in one
way or another for sure.
**[16:16] ---**
Even so, you've gotta
do what you've gotta do.
**[16:19] ---**
But they're 6th graders,
**[16:21] ---**
and there are three of them!
There's no way I can beat them!
**[16:23] ---**
Who's fault is it that this is happening?
**[16:26] ---**
But...
**[16:27] ---**
Well, I guess getting beat up is scary, huh?
**[16:30] ---**
Of course it is!
**[16:31] ---**
I thought you were a hero!
**[16:33] ---**
A hero wouldn't hesitate.
**[16:36] ---**
Even if he knew he was going to lose,
in order to save someone, he'd...
**[16:39] ---**
Shut up! That stuff happens
only in manga and anime!
**[16:42] ---**
But you've been looking down
on those guys all this time, right?
**[16:46] ---**
That's because their scores were--
**[16:47] ---**
It's tough to be smart, huh?
**[16:50] ---**
You're desperately making
excuses and trying to find a way out.
**[16:54] ---**
Then, are you saying
it's better to be an idiot?
**[16:58] ---**
Yeah...
**[17:00] ---**
An idiot who can jump in
without thinking might be
**[17:03] ---**
a lot cooler than you are right now.
**[17:05] ---**
Why...? Why is this happening?
**[17:09] ---**
Why do I have to be the one to suffer?!
**[17:15] ---**
I'm not at fault at all.
**[17:17] ---**
They're the ones at fault!
And Shouko too, for acting rashly! Right?!
**[17:22] ---**
And yet...
**[17:24] ---**
Why?!
**[17:37] ---**
That's right... Shouko should call for help.
**[17:44] ---**
That's right. Shouko
should say, "Somebody, help!"
**[17:48] ---**
Then, even if the teachers find
this out and she has to change schools,
**[17:52] ---**
it'll be her own responsibility, right?
It won't be my fault.
**[17:56] ---**
Yeah, that works.
**[17:59] ---**
*Say it, Shouko. Say, "Help!"*
**[18:02] ---**
*Changing schools is better
than being picked on, right?*
**[18:05] ---**
*Say it. Say it already!*
**[18:08] ---**
*Call for help! Say it, Shouko!*
**[18:10] ---**
*Say, "Help!" Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it!*
**[18:15] ---**
No! I don't want to change schools!
**[18:23] ---**
Why...?
**[18:25] ---**
Why...?
**[18:31] ---**
Y... Y-Y-Y-You jerks!
**[18:34] ---**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[18:39] ---**
Yuu... ji...
**[18:41] ---**
Th-There are some things
that no one should do!
**[18:45] ---**
Y-You guys are so low!
**[18:46] ---**
Sakamoto...
**[18:47] ---**
Tsk, so Sakamoto himself has shown up.
**[18:49] ---**
L-Let's go home, Shouko.
**[18:51] ---**
Hey!
**[18:52] ---**
Hold it, Sakamoto. Are you running away?
**[18:58] ---**
Yuuji...
**[18:59] ---**
You'd at least let Shouko go home, right?
**[19:01] ---**
But...
**[19:02] ---**
Just go!
**[19:05] ---**
I'll go get a--
**[19:06] ---**
You dummy! Just go on home already!
**[19:08] ---**
You'll be in my way if you stay!
**[19:19] ---**
Okay. I'll go on home.
**[19:27] ---**
On that day, I came to
realize how immature I was.
**[19:32] ---**
I felt miserable, pitiful,
and embarrassed about it.
**[19:38] ---**
After seeing Yuuji's trembling shoulders,
**[19:41] ---**
I was really frustrated with
myself for not being able to help him.
**[19:45] ---**
I created a reason for
Shouko to get the wrong idea.
**[19:49] ---**
It was my responsibility and a
mistake that I have to make up for.
**[20:02] ---**
No... That's not it, Yuuji.
**[20:06] ---**
That wasn't all.
**[20:09] ---**
I...
**[20:19] ---**
Welcome home, Yuuji.
**[20:23] ---**
Your school called. Did something happen?
**[20:26] ---**
No... Nothing happened.
**[20:29] ---**
There's no way nothing happened, right?
**[20:32] ---**
You fought until you ended up like that.
**[20:34] ---**
I slugged them because they ticked me off.
**[20:36] ---**
Yuuji, is that really all?
**[20:39] ---**
Stop pestering me!
**[20:40] ---**
I slugged them because they
ticked me off! That's all there is to it!
**[20:46] ---**
Because they ticked you off, huh?
**[20:50] ---**
Mrs. Sakamoto...
**[20:54] ---**
I'm sorry. Because Yuuji
protected me, he got...
**[20:59] ---**
Don't worry. You told me
the truth earlier, so...
**[21:04] ---**
But as it stands, he'll become the bad one.
**[21:08] ---**
The recommendation for
Shimozuki Junior High will also be...
**[21:11] ---**
That's okay, Shouko.
**[21:13] ---**
Yuuji isn't just smart.
**[21:15] ---**
He became a boy who can protect someone...
**[21:19] ---**
I'm very happy about it.
**[21:26] ---**
Say, Mrs. Sakamoto...
**[21:28] ---**
What is it, Shouko?
**[21:30] ---**
When I grow up...
**[21:34] ---**
...I'll marry Yuuji.
**[21:36] ---**
My, aren't you the hasty one!
**[21:38] ---**
I'll be sure to make him happy.
**[21:41] ---**
That's a line that Yuuji
should say to you, Shouko.
**[21:47] ---**
I made a mistake.
**[21:49] ---**
Then, I'll support you so that
he'll say that to you one day.
**[21:54] ---**
Really?
**[21:55] ---**
Yes, really... as long as you
don't turn sour on him, of course.
**[22:02] ---**
It'll be fine...
**[22:05] ---**
...because...
**[22:10] ---**
...I'm sure I'll like him forever.
**[22:28] ---**
*Even now I can tell when it was
(My heart beats fast when I see her!)*
**[22:33] ---**
*It's not that I've forgotten, I remember*
**[22:38] ---**
*I acted tough and ignored her
(My heart beats fast when I see her!)*
**[22:43] ---**
*Don't look at me like that, I get the picture*
**[22:47] ---**
*Man, it's tough!*
**[22:53] ---**
*Today, I really have to go (no matter what)*
**[22:58] ---**
*I'm gonna lose this battle so I don't
want you to see (but I'm gonna win)*
**[23:03] ---**
*Good job, I say, with my thumbs up*
**[23:07] ---**
*I won't lose! I'm always pushing ahead!*
**[23:15] ---**
*(Hi-ho Let's go!!) Because I've got you
(Hi-ho Let's go!!) I can go*
**[23:20] ---**
*(Hi-ho Let's go!!) Because I've got you
(Hi-ho Let's go!!) I get fired up*
**[23:25] ---**
*Day after day, you're always supporting me*
**[23:30] ---**
*My feelings grow for you each year,
but I'm too stubborn to say it*
**[23:35] ---**
*Words that history will forget
but will remain in your heart...*
**[23:40] ---**
*Just please, let me say
those amazing words to you*
**[23:48] ---**
*Question 12.*
**[23:49] ---**
*What do you call the situation*
**[23:51] ---**
*where a mysterious group
acts as if they own the place?*
**[23:54] ---**
*Guys who are popular
with girls are our enemies!*
**[23:56] ---**
*I'm referring to you guys.*
**[23:58] ---**
*Next episode!
"Idiots, Clownery, and Requiem!"*
**[24:00] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:02] ---**
"Please join us again next week!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# 12 - Idiots, Clownery, and Requiem!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:20] ---**
Wh... Wh...
**[00:23] ---**
What the hell is this?!
**[00:28] ---**
*Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
which one is wonderful?*
**[00:48] ---**
*My future starts spinning colorfully*
**[00:54] ---**
*How much should I tell him?
Should I pretend I didn't see?*
**[00:58] ---**
*I see, this vast world
grows based on my mood*
**[01:04] ---**
*I love you today, I really love you*
**[01:10] ---**
*I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
than the number of the stars in the sky*
**[01:15] ---**
*I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
but I had a dream of walking with you*
**[01:21] ---**
*I'm sorry... It's just,
I didn't know it was love*
**[01:26] ---**
*The answer is, you and mystery
plus me equals infinite jump!!*
***SIGN*** "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
**[01:55] ---**
"Episode 12
Idiots, Clownery, and Requiem!"
**[01:58] ---**
*A strange phenomenon
struck out of the blue.*
**[02:01] ---**
"Hello"
**[02:03] ---**
That is some real fancy-pants
armor for Akihisa's Avatar.
**[02:07] ---**
His height is about life-size, too.
**[02:10] ---**
Wait, guys! There's something else
that should catch your attention, right?!
**[02:13] ---**
All right, all right already.
I got it, so put that other face away.
**[02:17] ---**
I can't even ask you to
do chores like this, huh?
**[02:19] ---**
Please be more concerned
about the real problem here!
**[02:22] ---**
Good morning!
**[02:23] ---**
Good morning.
**[02:24] ---**
Go... od morning, you two.
**[02:28] ---**
"Random hitting"
**[02:32] ---**
I'm sorry. I didn't
know what was going on.
**[02:34] ---**
No, I'm sorry for scaring you like that.
**[02:37] ---**
Th-That's right! It was
your fault for scaring us!
**[02:41] ---**
I wonder if everyone else's
Avatars have changed, too.
**[02:44] ---**
Shall we try and see?
**[02:46] ---**
Yep, yep.
**[02:47] ---**
Summon!
**[02:59] ---**
Th... This is...
**[03:01] ---**
Looks like they transform into monsters
that show their summoners' true nature.
**[03:05] ---**
I see... Then my Avatar was
affected by my chivalrous spirit...
**[03:10] ---**
Akihisa, don't turn
your eyes away from reality.
**[03:13] ---**
Or maybe it's that I'm so
manly that I look good in armor...
**[03:15] ---**
Or that I'm so strong that
I can swing a big sword...
**[03:17] ---**
It's probably just that no head means idiot.
**[03:20] ---**
You went and said it!
**[03:21] ---**
The plain truth that I was
turning my eyes away from!
**[03:26] ---**
*The truth is cruel at times.*
**[03:30] ---**
Yuuji's Avatar isn't much
different from Yuuji himself.
**[03:33] ---**
A doppelganger?
**[03:34] ---**
What're you guys saying?
This is the monster "Yuuji Sakamoto"!
**[03:38] ---**
With hideous looks and a nasty personality...
**[03:40] ---**
Aim for the Olympics!
**[03:41] ---**
Nadeshiko Japan!
**[03:44] ---**
You kicked it, Yuuji!
**[03:45] ---**
You kicked my Avatar's head
as if it was a soccer ball!
**[03:50] ---**
Don't be so upset, Akihisa.
They often say "My friend is a ball," right?
**[03:54] ---**
Shouldn't it be "The ball is my friend"?!
**[04:04] ---**
What the...
**[04:05] ---**
A werewolf...
**[04:07] ---**
B-But there isn't even a
full moon. Why did he transform?
**[04:11] ---**
Did he see something round?
**[04:15] ---**
So it really is a ball, huh?
**[04:17] ---**
Aren't you two summoning your Avatars?
**[04:19] ---**
I suppose... then...
**[04:22] ---**
I'm summoning my Avatar...
**[04:26] ---**
Summon!
**[04:37] ---**
Ahh! P-Please don't look!
**[04:41] ---**
At any rate, your true
nature is easy to figure out.
**[04:44] ---**
N-No! It's true that I'm fat,
**[04:47] ---**
but they're not so big that
they can be my calling card!
**[04:50] ---**
Stop it, Himeji. If you say more than
that, a certain someone will get hurt...
**[04:53] ---**
It hurts! My wrist is twisted! Ahhh!
**[04:56] ---**
--If there's something you
wanna say, I'll listen, Aki.
**[04:56] ---**
--Ahhhh! There's nothing!
**[04:59] ---**
Geez...
**[05:01] ---**
Mizuki, it's your fault for
having such a naughty figure.
**[05:05] ---**
That's so harsh, Minami.
**[05:07] ---**
For that matter, I don't
have to worry at all.
**[05:10] ---**
I bet a super cute one
will come out, so just watch.
**[05:13] ---**
Summon!
**[05:32] ---**
*I can't laugh. If I laugh now, I'm a goner.*
**[05:35] ---**
Say, Aki.
**[05:36] ---**
Wh-What is it, Minami?
**[05:39] ---**
I wonder what this Avatar
is trying to tell me, huh?
**[05:43] ---**
Y-Yeah, I wonder...
**[05:48] ---**
*Dammit!*
**[05:49] ---**
*Now that it's come to this, I'll mention
a characteristic other than "totally flat."*
**[05:54] ---**
*Oh, that's right!*
**[05:55] ---**
You and Nurikabe both
have the trait of being hard.
**[05:59] ---**
Whose what is hard, you said?!
**[06:02] ---**
It's hard!
**[06:03] ---**
*The truth really is cruel.*
**[06:06] ---**
Get away from my honey, you pig jerk!
**[06:10] ---**
M-Miharu...
**[06:12] ---**
You're a pig jerk! Receiving a hug
from my honey is a very serious crime!
**[06:15] ---**
--Go to hell!
**[06:15] ---**
--Ahhhhh! Ow, ow, ow, ow...
**[06:18] ---**
Pipe it down, you bastards!
**[06:25] ---**
You guys are...!
**[06:30] ---**
Who are you again?
**[06:31] ---**
Are you mocking us?!
**[06:33] ---**
We're Tsunemura and
Natsukawa from Year 3 Class A!
**[06:35] ---**
Oh, the Toko-Natsu Duo.
**[06:37] ---**
Toko-Natsu upperclassmen?
I feel like I've heard that somewhere.
**[06:40] ---**
Don't put our names together on your own!
**[06:42] ---**
*During the school festival, this
Toko-Natsu Duo blah, blah, blah...*
**[06:48] ---**
We can hear your racket all the way from
the Year 3 classroom and we can't study!
**[06:53] ---**
That's an outrageous false accusation.
**[06:55] ---**
What?!
**[06:55] ---**
We're on the third floor.
On top of that, this is Class F.
**[06:58] ---**
Year 3 Class A is in a different
building and on a different floor.
**[07:01] ---**
Indeed, it's hard to think that
our voices would reach there.
**[07:04] ---**
You were just probably wandering
about since you got bored of studying
**[07:07] ---**
when you heard Akihisa's stupid, silly voice.
**[07:10] ---**
Then you just started wanting
to take it out on us, right?
**[07:12] ---**
Didn't you just casually
lay the blame on me?
**[07:14] ---**
Shut up! The fact still remains
that you guys are an annoyance!
**[07:19] ---**
You guys all got suspended for
causing a peeking racket not long ago!
**[07:23] ---**
What're you gonna do if that causes
our academy's reputation to go down
**[07:25] ---**
and affects our college entrance exams?!
**[07:27] ---**
So he says, Yuuji. Why don't you apologize?
**[07:29] ---**
Now, Akihisa, hurry up and apologize.
**[07:32] ---**
We're talking about the two of you!
**[07:34] ---**
No way.
**[07:35] ---**
Stop messing around!
**[07:36] ---**
We're gonna put some backbone
into that foolish nature of yours!
**[07:39] ---**
Math, huh? Just what we want!
**[07:42] ---**
Summon!
**[07:46] ---**
"Math"
**[07:47] ---**
Go to hell!
**[07:51] ---**
"Idiot"
**[07:53] ---**
What?!
**[07:54] ---**
I'll be the first one to punish
the pig jerk! Please don't interfere!
**[07:59] ---**
If you're going to attack Yoshii,
**[08:01] ---**
I don't care if you're our upperclassmen!
**[08:03] ---**
I'll take up the fight!
**[08:04] ---**
Shimizu?! And, why Kubo?!
**[08:06] ---**
They look the same.
**[08:08] ---**
Lost gods... Monsters who
are lost on the humans' path
**[08:11] ---**
and try to get you to become one of them...
**[08:13] ---**
Perfect description.
**[08:26] ---**
Dammit!
**[08:27] ---**
Let's finish this now, shall we?
**[08:31] ---**
Stop right there!
**[08:37] ---**
--Principal?!
**[08:37] ---**
--Old hag?!
**[08:41] ---**
I want you to use your remaining scores
in the event that we're gonna start now.
**[08:45] ---**
Event?
**[08:46] ---**
Shouldn't you work to turn
our Avatars back to normal first?
**[08:49] ---**
As it stands, the entire school
will become a haunted house.
**[08:52] ---**
Oh? You've got a good intuition for an idiot.
**[08:56] ---**
Huh?
**[08:56] ---**
We're holding an inter-grade
courage contest using Avatars!
**[09:00] ---**
Inter-Grade Courage contest?!
**[09:02] ---**
You guys just screwed up
the system tune-up again, right?
**[09:05] ---**
Oh, this is good.
**[09:06] ---**
Maybe I'll have you guys manage the event.
**[09:08] ---**
Ack!
**[09:09] ---**
Well, Year 2 and Year 3, which
should play the ghosts and goblins?
**[09:14] ---**
Of course, we, the Year 3
students, will do the scaring.
**[09:17] ---**
We have to teach them a lesson, so...
**[09:19] ---**
Then, the Year 3 students
will be ghosts and goblins
**[09:22] ---**
and the Year 2 students will be
those to brave the haunted house.
**[09:26] ---**
*Rules for the Inter-Grade Courage Contest.*
**[09:29] ---**
*Wooooo, badump, badump, badump...*
**[09:31] ---**
*Challengers will group up in
pairs and brave the haunted house.*
**[09:35] ---**
*When the challengers make
noises louder than a set sound volume*
**[09:39] ---**
*in the haunted house, they'll
become disqualified on the spot.*
**[09:43] ---**
"Challenger"
**[09:44] ---**
*Challengers will fight Avatar battles
with goblins at the four checkpoints.*
**[09:50] ---**
*If they win, they'll clear the checkpoint
and proceed to the next checkpoint.*
**[09:56] ---**
*If they clear all four
checkpoints, the challengers win.*
**[10:00] ---**
*On the contrary, if all the
challengers get defeated, the goblins win.*
**[10:06] ---**
Humph! Just competing isn't fun.
**[10:09] ---**
Let's decide on the penalty
game for when you guys lose.
**[10:12] ---**
Hold on a sec! Don't add rules
on your own for an academy event!
**[10:17] ---**
What? But... that's the least...
**[10:19] ---**
Don't be so disappointed, upperclassmen!
**[10:21] ---**
Hm?
**[10:21] ---**
As long as you're at
one of the checkpoints,
**[10:23] ---**
you'll eventually be able to
fight us individually... Right?
**[10:28] ---**
Interesting!
**[10:29] ---**
We'll beat you up with
everything we've got!
**[10:34] ---**
What...? Me?
**[10:42] ---**
*Idiot Test!*
**[10:48] ---**
So, we enter the haunted house
in pairs. This is a rare occasion,
**[10:52] ---**
so I'm thinking of having guys
and girls pair up as much as possible.
**[10:56] ---**
But if the girl screams,
the guy will be disqualified, too.
**[10:59] ---**
That shouldn't be a problem. In this
kind of event, this is more exciting.
**[11:03] ---**
So, decide on pairs on your own.
**[11:07] ---**
So... what's this really about?
**[11:09] ---**
Since Shouko threatened me, I thought
I'd involve everyone to spread the pain.
**[11:15] ---**
If you don't pair up with me...
we'll get married immediately.
**[11:22] ---**
What's the matter Mizuki?
**[11:24] ---**
Well... uhm...
**[11:26] ---**
Himeji?
**[11:27] ---**
I've always hated ghosts and stuff...
**[11:30] ---**
So I might scream before anyone
and cause you guys problems.
**[11:39] ---**
Himeji, if you're so scared,
you don't have to push too hard.
**[11:42] ---**
Th-That's right. Y-You don't have to push.
**[11:46] ---**
Everyone has...
something they don't like... so...
**[11:50] ---**
We'll try hard so that you don't
have to go into the haunted house, okay?
**[11:58] ---**
Okay.
**[11:59] ---**
How dare you, Akihisa Yoshii!
**[12:01] ---**
I'll make sure to banish you to hell!
**[12:04] ---**
Shimizu...
**[12:05] ---**
Whoa!
**[12:06] ---**
Wh-What?
**[12:07] ---**
Would you like to... join hands with me?
**[12:12] ---**
Let me hear what you have to say.
**[12:15] ---**
And thus, the Inter-Grade
Courage Contest began.
**[12:24] ---**
This is quite elaborate.
**[12:26] ---**
Th-These are just fake, right?
**[12:30] ---**
I bet they'll try to scare
us with some pretty lame...
**[12:34] ---**
Ahhhhh!
**[12:37] ---**
Ahhhhh!
**[12:42] ---**
Disqualified.
**[12:44] ---**
Ahhhhh!
**[12:46] ---**
Ahhhhh!
**[12:48] ---**
Ahhhhh!
**[12:50] ---**
Ahhhhh!
**[12:54] ---**
The Year 3 students are quite serious.
**[12:56] ---**
They might be tougher than I thought.
**[12:59] ---**
Dammit...
**[13:00] ---**
Why do I have to pair up with a guy?
**[13:02] ---**
It's your own fault that you
aren't popular among girls.
**[13:04] ---**
What'd you say?
**[13:06] ---**
You, too, asked out over 20 girls
and got rejected by all of them.
**[13:09] ---**
That's not true. It's not that they
rejected me. It was all just bad timing.
**[13:13] ---**
I had bad timing too, that's all. It's never
the case that I'm unpopular among girls.
**[13:16] ---**
It's not that I'm not popular, either!
**[13:18] ---**
Me, neither!
**[13:18] ---**
Me, neither!
**[13:19] ---**
No, me, neither! Me, neither! Me, neither!
**[13:23] ---**
Disqualified.
**[13:24] ---**
This is good, Natsukawa.
You'll walk all over them like this.
**[13:28] ---**
I see...
**[13:30] ---**
Well, I'm gonna go give
them even more to be scared of.
**[13:42] ---**
Ah...
**[13:43] ---**
M-Mikami!
**[13:46] ---**
Are you okay?
**[13:49] ---**
Thank... you.
**[13:51] ---**
--Tsk!
**[13:53] ---**
--Tsk...! Tsk...! Tsk...!
**[13:55] ---**
Hey, didn't something strange
appear on the screen just now?
**[13:59] ---**
What? Something strange?
**[14:07] ---**
Tsk!
**[14:10] ---**
It's okay. I'll protect you.
**[14:14] ---**
Tsk!
**[14:20] ---**
To think that they'd use
an obvious trick like this...
**[14:24] ---**
Ahhhhh!
**[14:27] ---**
Ahhhhh!
**[14:30] ---**
H-How dare he...! That damn bastard!
**[14:32] ---**
Dirty! Their way of doing things is
dirty, and so is that face on the screen!
**[14:37] ---**
That's scarier than ghosts!
**[14:39] ---**
I may not be able to sleep tonight.
**[14:41] ---**
Ahhhhh!
**[14:43] ---**
Someone, help!
**[14:44] ---**
"Disqualified"
**[14:45] ---**
"Disqualified"
**[14:45] ---**
"Disqualified"
**[14:49] ---**
The first strike units...
have been annihilated.
**[14:51] ---**
Dammit... Everyone!
**[14:52] ---**
What're we gonna do?! There's no
way to defeat such a frightening enemy.
**[14:57] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[14:59] ---**
Muttsulini!
**[15:01] ---**
I'll come with you, Muttsulini.
**[15:05] ---**
I'm gonna teach that
baldie what true terror is.
**[15:16] ---**
More victims are here.
**[15:20] ---**
Here I come.
**[15:22] ---**
Yahoo!
**[15:34] ---**
"Yeah!"
**[15:40] ---**
How dare you show
me something like that!
**[15:43] ---**
There, there, upperclassman. Smile!
**[15:47] ---**
We'll upload these pictures to the net.
**[15:51] ---**
Hell no! Just you wait and see!
**[15:56] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[15:58] ---**
"Checkpoint 2"
**[16:01] ---**
You're finally here, huh?
**[16:05] ---**
Let's get started already!
**[16:07] ---**
Summon!
**[16:08] ---**
"Health and Physical Education"
**[16:12] ---**
Muttsulini, their Avatars look strong.
**[16:16] ---**
They do, but...
**[16:19] ---**
Summon!
**[16:24] ---**
Summon!
**[16:30] ---**
"Smack!"
**[16:30] ---**
"Smack!"
**[16:32] ---**
They're no match for us.
**[16:35] ---**
"Health and Physical Education"
**[16:36] ---**
"Challengers Aiko & Muttsulini Passed"
**[16:37] ---**
Whoa!
**[16:40] ---**
All right!
**[16:41] ---**
They're both amazing!
**[16:43] ---**
What just happened, Yuuji?
**[16:45] ---**
I didn't get a clear look,
**[16:47] ---**
but the faceless one
became naked in a heartbeat,
**[16:51] ---**
beat up her opponents,
and put her clothes back on.
**[16:53] ---**
Why did she have to
take off her clothes?
**[16:55] ---**
Within that moment, Muttsulini
bled, stopped the bleeding and
**[16:58] ---**
completed the blood transfusion.
**[17:00] ---**
That's our Muttsulini!
**[17:01] ---**
At this rate, can't those
two clear all the checkpoints?
**[17:04] ---**
Well, the Year 3 guys will
probably step up their game as well.
**[17:08] ---**
The next checkpoint is
coming up soon, isn't it?
**[17:11] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:12] ---**
Hm?
**[17:13] ---**
What's the matter?
**[17:17] ---**
Welcome.
**[17:20] ---**
I'm Aoi Kogure, a tea ceremony
club member from Year 3 Class A.
**[17:28] ---**
Are you okay, Muttsulini?
**[17:31] ---**
This is nothing.
**[17:33] ---**
How cute... But I'm
wearing another uniform, too.
**[17:39] ---**
Another uniform?!
**[17:41] ---**
To tell you the truth...
**[17:44] ---**
...I also belong to...
**[17:48] ---**
...the rhythmic gymnastics club, too.
**[17:55] ---**
Muttsulini!
**[17:58] ---**
The... bleeding...
The bleeding isn't stopping!
**[18:01] ---**
We're coming to save you, Tsuchiya!
**[18:04] ---**
Rhythmic gymnastics! Rhythmic
gymnastics! Rhythmic gymnastics!
**[18:08] ---**
This is terrible, Yuuji! We'd better
take a camera and hurry there too!
**[18:13] ---**
Sorry, Akihisa... I'm not
quite sure what happened.
**[18:17] ---**
That's too much excitement for Yuuji.
**[18:19] ---**
--But I got the gist of the situation.
**[18:20] ---**
--What a feast to the eyes!
**[18:22] ---**
I've got a plan, too!
**[18:26] ---**
Oh man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff.
**[18:31] ---**
Oh?
**[18:32] ---**
A pair of girls?
**[18:35] ---**
It's true that using her feminine
charms won't work on those two.
**[18:38] ---**
Yeah, on top of that, the
older sister is a Class A student.
**[18:42] ---**
I don't like the rough stuff.
**[18:45] ---**
Well then... I'll leave the rest to you.
**[18:48] ---**
Got it. Summon!
**[18:50] ---**
"Chemistry"
**[18:55] ---**
Setting aside how it looks...
that score wouldn't be...
**[18:58] ---**
Summon!
**[18:59] ---**
Summon!
**[19:05] ---**
Why are you a cat-girl
and I'm just a plain old cat?!
**[19:08] ---**
You're always playing coy, so...
**[19:11] ---**
What... did you say?
**[19:14] ---**
I found an opening!
**[19:21] ---**
Sis!
**[19:22] ---**
I'm not so weak that you
need to worry about me.
**[19:29] ---**
Besides...
**[19:31] ---**
"Meow, meow, meow"
**[19:32] ---**
"Chemistry"
**[19:33] ---**
I hate bugs!
**[19:39] ---**
A piece of cake. Let's go.
**[19:41] ---**
Got it.
**[19:42] ---**
Wait... Hideyoshi Kinoshita...
**[19:48] ---**
I wonder what he wants.
**[19:50] ---**
Hideyoshi Kinoshita,
I was waiting for you to come.
**[19:53] ---**
I don't know what's going on,
but ask him to make it quick, Hideyoshi.
**[19:57] ---**
I'll just get straight to the point.
**[19:59] ---**
What on earth is this about?
**[20:01] ---**
Hideyoshi Kinoshita...
**[20:04] ---**
I...
**[20:09] ---**
I'm, well...
**[20:11] ---**
I'm in love with you!
**[20:22] ---**
*That day...*
**[20:26] ---**
*...for the first time in my life...*
**[20:28] ---**
*...I heard Hideyoshi scream.*
**[20:35] ---**
*Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!*
**[20:51] ---**
*I'm not making progress.
Someone's interfering... No, no!*
**[20:57] ---**
*The issue is, I don't have
enough common multiples*
**[21:02] ---**
*Okay, I basically get it.
What is the truth... Baby?*
**[21:07] ---**
*If you see this, draw a
diagram and explain it, Baby!*
**[21:13] ---**
*No word or number can describe you*
**[21:18] ---**
*My heart is being shocked by
the magnetic force between S and N*
**[21:26] ---**
*(S! S! Super! Sticking together,
Number! I say No.1 boy!)*
**[21:31] ---**
*Congratulations! From here on
out you're My, ma-my "treasure"*
**[21:36] ---**
*You're special to me,
no matter what happens*
**[21:40] ---**
*I'll hold you ever so
tight and never let you go*
**[21:42] ---**
*I want to be in love, in a
dream you can forget about limits*
**[21:47] ---**
*It's special, right? After all,
we came to know each other*
**[21:51] ---**
*Forgive me for being like this*
**[21:53] ---**
*Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!*
**[22:02] ---**
*Everyone's song!*
**[22:04] ---**
*"Sun and Sunflower."*
**[22:07] ---**
*Whenever I notice, my
eyes are always following you.*
**[22:13] ---**
*--I will bloom into a big flower.*
**[22:14] ---**
*--Come to think of it, I'm
always seeking your smile.*
**[22:16] ---**
*--I don't know the words
to describe my feelings,*
**[22:20] ---**
*but I still want to tell you.*
**[22:23] ---**
*I love you, Kinoshita.*
**[22:25] ---**
*I'm seriously...*
**[22:27] ---**
*...madly in love with you.*
**[22:30] ---**
I-I'm sorry...
**[22:33] ---**
To think that I screamed
shamefully like that...
**[22:36] ---**
Don't worry about it, Hideyoshi.
**[22:37] ---**
That's right, Hideyoshi.
**[22:39] ---**
It's rather impossible not to
scream under that circumstance.
**[22:42] ---**
"Everyone's song"
**[22:43] ---**
I never thought... that he'd start
reading a poem he himself wrote!
**[22:48] ---**
"Quite a creepy job!"
**[22:50] ---**
I fell unconscious, too.
**[22:52] ---**
Yep, yep.
**[22:54] ---**
At any rate, we have to take action soon.
**[23:01] ---**
Hey! Are you watching, you losers?!
**[23:03] ---**
Ahhhhh!
**[23:06] ---**
Those bastards...
**[23:07] ---**
If you're feeling frustrated,
why don't you hurry up and get here?
**[23:10] ---**
Hey, Tsunemura, you say something, too!
**[23:15] ---**
Kinoshita! I...
**[23:25] ---**
Hey, Yoshii! Sakamoto!
You're listening, right?!
**[23:29] ---**
How long are you gonna
make us wait?! Get here already!
**[23:32] ---**
Come here so we can have lots of fun!
**[23:38] ---**
*Darn poet!*
**[23:40] ---**
Those bastards! Fine by me!
**[23:48] ---**
*Question 13.*
**[23:49] ---**
*Calm yourself down to
check your answers so far,*
**[23:52] ---**
*and indicate how satisfied
you are with your answers.*
**[23:54] ---**
*I wrote my name correctly for sure!*
**[23:56] ---**
*It's harder to make a
mistake than write it correctly.*
**[23:58] ---**
*Next episode!
"BAKA and TEST – Summon The Beasts!"*
**[24:00] ---**
*This will be on the test.*
**[24:02] ---**
"Please join us again next week!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# 13 - BAKA and TEST - Summon The Beasts!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:13] ---**
"Review"
**[00:16] ---**
*Akihisa and the gang found themselves*
**[00:19] ---**
*suddenly
participating in an inter-grade courage contest.*
**[00:21] ---**
*Due to the adept strategy
of the Year 3 students,*
**[00:23] ---**
*led by the Toko-Natsu Duo, the gang
found themselves in a bitter struggle.*
**[00:28] ---**
*Spin, spin, spin, spin, wham!*
**[00:30] ---**
*Ahhh, please stop, my lord! Boom!*
**[00:37] ---**
What're we gonna do Yuuji?
**[00:38] ---**
Many of our forces have already
been brought down by Year 3.
**[00:40] ---**
Don't worry. We've got a secret weapon.
**[00:44] ---**
Se...
**[00:45] ---**
...cr...
**[00:45] ---**
...et...
**[00:46] ---**
...weapon?
**[00:51] ---**
*Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
which one is wonderful?*
**[01:11] ---**
*My future starts spinning colorfully*
**[01:17] ---**
*How much should I tell him?
Should I pretend I didn't see?*
**[01:21] ---**
*I see, this vast world
grows based on my mood*
**[01:27] ---**
*I love you today, I really love you*
**[01:33] ---**
*I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
than the number of the stars in the sky*
**[01:38] ---**
*I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
but I had a dream of walking with you*
**[01:44] ---**
*I'm sorry... It's just,
I didn't know it was love*
**[01:49] ---**
*The answer is, you and mystery
plus me equals infinite jump!!*
***SIGN*** "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
**[02:18] ---**
So...
**[02:20] ---**
So... he meant us, huh?
**[02:22] ---**
Wh-What? This isn't scary at al--
**[02:28] ---**
A-Are you okay, Minami?
**[02:30] ---**
I-It's not like that. It's just that I'm
not used to seeing Japanese goblins.
**[02:33] ---**
If they were German goblins, then...
**[02:37] ---**
Ahhhhhhhh!
**[02:42] ---**
I-I can't breathe... M-Minami...
**[02:44] ---**
Ahh, I really can't take it anymore.
**[02:47] ---**
Let's go back, Aki.
**[02:50] ---**
*Wh-What is this? She isn't her usual self.*
**[02:54] ---**
Why is my heart going pitter-patter?
**[02:58] ---**
This is quite a physical trick.
**[03:00] ---**
I will eliminate the pig
jerk who seduces my honey.
**[03:04] ---**
Run, Minami!
**[03:05] ---**
What? Ah...
**[03:06] ---**
I'm not gonna let you get away, Honey.
**[03:09] ---**
I'm going to part you and the
pig jerk no matter what it takes.
**[03:14] ---**
Shimizu... Right now, you look
more goblin-like than an actual goblin.
**[03:25] ---**
I'm sure they came this way.
**[03:27] ---**
I guess we have no choice.
Let's go check someplace else, Shimizu.
**[03:30] ---**
Honey...!
**[03:36] ---**
Looks like we're safe now.
**[03:37] ---**
A-Are you sure they're really gone?
**[03:40] ---**
It's about time you get used
to Japanese ghosts and goblins.
**[03:43] ---**
Fine. I'll go live in Germany then.
**[03:46] ---**
But it'll be lonely.
**[03:48] ---**
Not at all. I have friends in Germany, too.
**[03:52] ---**
Well, that's not what I meant.
**[03:55] ---**
What?
**[03:56] ---**
It's us who'll be lonely if you're gone.
**[03:59] ---**
What?
**[04:01] ---**
Ah... Wh-What? You're just
trying to get on my good side.
**[04:04] ---**
It's true. Since we're always together,
**[04:06] ---**
I can't imagine us suddenly being separated.
**[04:09] ---**
"Always together"?
**[04:11] ---**
What's the matter, Minami?
**[04:13] ---**
Then... what if I say
I'll always be by your side?
**[04:17] ---**
What? Where I sit in the
classroom is drafty so it's always cold.
**[04:21] ---**
That's not it! What I wanna ask you is...
**[04:23] ---**
What you wanna ask me is...?
**[04:25] ---**
I mean... I... I... I... I...!
**[04:31] ---**
Whoa!
**[04:32] ---**
Minami? What on earth--
**[04:34] ---**
Ah...
**[04:35] ---**
I'm back.
**[04:37] ---**
Welcome back, Akihisa. Where's Minami?
**[04:40] ---**
I put her in bed in the nurse's office.
Looked like she tried too hard.
**[04:44] ---**
Well done, Akihisa. Our plan was a success.
**[04:47] ---**
Huh?
**[04:47] ---**
"Checkpoint"
**[05:00] ---**
Bring my honey to me.
**[05:05] ---**
Ahhhh!
**[05:07] ---**
Monster...
**[05:09] ---**
Could the "secret weapon" you said be...
**[05:12] ---**
You got that right.
**[05:14] ---**
Huh? I do understand why
Shimizu is looking for Minami,
**[05:17] ---**
but why on earth is Kubo...
**[05:20] ---**
Ah! Could it be that Kubo likes Shimizu?!
**[05:23] ---**
Akihisa... you're so cruel.
**[05:25] ---**
--Huh?
**[05:26] ---**
--Kubo is gonna cry.
**[05:27] ---**
--What?
**[05:27] ---**
--You're too harsh.
**[05:28] ---**
Whaaaat?!
**[05:30] ---**
You sure did keep us waiting!
**[05:35] ---**
We let our guard down this morning,
**[05:37] ---**
but we'll now thoroughly show you
the real power of the Year 3 stude--
**[05:39] ---**
Excuse me, but did
Yoshii and Shimada come here?
**[05:45] ---**
You bastard! Let me finish what I'm saying!
**[05:47] ---**
How dare you mock us!
**[05:49] ---**
We'll teach you how to behave
towards your upperclassmen!
**[05:51] ---**
Summon!
**[05:52] ---**
I guess we have no choice... Summon!
**[05:54] ---**
Summon!
**[05:59] ---**
What?!
**[06:00] ---**
They've got over 400 points?!
**[06:02] ---**
I can't believe it!
**[06:03] ---**
That's science students for you!
**[06:13] ---**
Dammit! Stop running around
so restlessly! Enough already!
**[06:21] ---**
You're next.
**[06:23] ---**
Take this!
**[06:26] ---**
"The Toko-Natsu Duo win"
**[06:28] ---**
To think that Kubo lost the battle...
**[06:31] ---**
It's about time... for us to go.
**[06:34] ---**
That's right. You two haven't gone yet.
**[06:37] ---**
It may not be a problem for Shouko,
but my physics score is 150 at most.
**[06:42] ---**
It'll be a very tough battle.
**[06:44] ---**
If only we had one more pair left...
**[06:47] ---**
There *is* one more pair left...
**[06:50] ---**
...right here...
**[06:52] ---**
Huh? Me?!
**[06:53] ---**
It's true that I'm not
disqualified since I came back,
**[06:57] ---**
but Minami is...
**[06:59] ---**
Oh, that's right! Akihisa,
we've got one more person...
**[07:03] ---**
...someone who's here
and hasn't been disqualified.
**[07:05] ---**
One more person?
**[07:06] ---**
Uhm...
**[07:08] ---**
Are you guys talking about me?
**[07:10] ---**
But she has trouble with ghosts and goblins.
**[07:13] ---**
We shouldn't push her to...
**[07:14] ---**
I'll participate!
**[07:16] ---**
What?
**[07:17] ---**
Watching Minami,
I thought I should try hard, too.
**[07:22] ---**
I'll enter the haunted house with Akihisa!
**[07:28] ---**
P-Please walk slowly, okay?
**[07:30] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[07:31] ---**
I'm not scared. I'm not scared
at all since I'm with Akihisa.
**[07:35] ---**
I'm not scared at all.
Not even a bit! Not a chance!
**[07:38] ---**
Well... Himeji...
**[07:41] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[07:42] ---**
Thanks for participating.
**[07:47] ---**
Well, I'm the one who's
always depending on you.
**[07:51] ---**
No, not really. I'm even happy
about you depending on me.
**[07:57] ---**
You're cute and smart...
On top of that, you're kindhearted.
**[08:02] ---**
It's like I'm protecting a princess.
**[08:05] ---**
Well, the problem is, the one who's
with you is someone like me who is...
**[08:10] ---**
Himeji?
**[08:12] ---**
I'm not a princess.
**[08:15] ---**
What?
**[08:16] ---**
I'm clumsy and am a jealous person.
**[08:18] ---**
I faint at critical times.
I'm full of shortcomings.
**[08:22] ---**
That's not true.
**[08:23] ---**
It *is* true!
**[08:25] ---**
You don't realize it at all.
**[08:28] ---**
What?
**[08:29] ---**
You don't notice my shortcomings...
**[08:31] ---**
Isn't it because you
avoid getting close to me?
**[08:35] ---**
Avoid getting close to you...
**[08:38] ---**
You hold back around me
out of consideration for me.
**[08:41] ---**
Your eyes see me,
**[08:44] ---**
but do you actually see the real me?
**[08:47] ---**
Akihisa, do you...
**[09:02] ---**
Himeji...?
**[09:10] ---**
*Idiot Test!*
**[09:15] ---**
Himeji!
**[09:18] ---**
Hm? I don't remember
a wall being around here.
**[09:21] ---**
Ow! Ow!
**[09:23] ---**
Ow!
**[09:26] ---**
Oh, good.
**[09:28] ---**
Are you...
**[09:30] ---**
...ugly?
**[09:31] ---**
Can it, and let go of my hand.
**[09:33] ---**
Huh? Yuuji...!
**[09:34] ---**
Hm? Where is Himeji?
**[09:36] ---**
Huh?! Hey... where am I?
**[09:40] ---**
Himeji has probably joined Shouko by now.
**[09:43] ---**
What? Don't tell me...
**[09:46] ---**
Yeah, it's the Toko-Natsu Duo's scheme.
**[09:48] ---**
Both Shouko and
I don't scream so easily, so...
**[09:52] ---**
That's true.
**[09:53] ---**
So they turned off the lights
and separated us in the dark,
**[09:56] ---**
and switched our partners.
**[09:59] ---**
I see.
**[10:00] ---**
Well, Shouko and Himeji are
the strongest pair without doubt.
**[10:04] ---**
So it works out okay.
**[10:06] ---**
So... what're your true feelings?
**[10:07] ---**
When I'm in the haunted house
alone with Shouko, for some reason,
**[10:10] ---**
the terror I felt when Shouko attacked
me with a spike rod comes flowing back.
**[10:13] ---**
Ah... I see Kirishima over that corner.
**[10:17] ---**
Akihisa barrier!
**[10:18] ---**
Now I know your true feelings really well.
**[10:21] ---**
Mizuki, are you okay?
**[10:22] ---**
Y-Yes... somehow...
**[10:24] ---**
Hm? This voice is...
**[10:29] ---**
Hi...
**[10:32] ---**
Himeji!
**[10:34] ---**
"Himeji...."
**[10:36] ---**
I can't hear anything. I can't
hear anyone whispering at all!
**[10:40] ---**
--Stop it. It's having the opposite effect!
**[10:41] ---**
--Himeji...
**[10:42] ---**
--If we carelessly approach them and
she screams, they'll be disqualified.
**[10:45] ---**
Right. Let's keep a
distance from them for now.
**[10:49] ---**
Tiptoe, tiptoe, tiptoe...
**[10:53] ---**
Hm?
**[11:01] ---**
Mizuki... It's not scary. It's not scary.
**[11:05] ---**
Hm?
**[11:06] ---**
I'm gonna curse you!
**[11:13] ---**
I-I'm okay. I'm not scared.
I'm not scared!
**[11:16] ---**
Mizuki... Good girl. Good girl.
**[11:18] ---**
Himeji...
**[11:19] ---**
Well, you might be worried, but she's
probably trying her best in her own way.
**[11:23] ---**
Her best in her own way?
**[11:25] ---**
In order to become our close
friend who can be of help to us.
**[11:30] ---**
Yuuji, could what she said earlier...
**[11:33] ---**
She often grumbled about
always being helped by everyone.
**[11:39] ---**
Himeji...
**[11:46] ---**
It's okay. Mizuki, it's not scary.
**[11:50] ---**
Y-Yes. I'm not scared.
I'm not scared. I'll do my best.
**[11:55] ---**
Hang in there... Hang in there, Himeji!
**[11:58] ---**
"Last Checkpoint"
**[12:00] ---**
Is this place...
**[12:01] ---**
Ack! I thought you would've
gotten disqualified by now.
**[12:04] ---**
We've got a couple unexpected
interlopers. And here we thought
**[12:07] ---**
we'd get to trash those
scumbags Yoshii and Sakamoto first.
**[12:11] ---**
I bet they hightailed it out of here, right?
**[12:13] ---**
Well, they are scumbags, after all.
**[12:14] ---**
Yuuji and Yoshii aren't scumbags.
**[12:16] ---**
Huh?
**[12:17] ---**
They're not scumbags.
**[12:22] ---**
"They're not scumbags," you say?
**[12:24] ---**
They're always causing trouble.
Their grades are bad.
**[12:28] ---**
If they aren't scumbags,
what should we call them then?
**[12:31] ---**
How about this? Instead of
scumbags, it's now society's trash.
**[12:34] ---**
No. That's being really rude to trash.
**[12:40] ---**
Seriously, trash should
stay buried in a dumpsite!
**[12:43] ---**
That's right. Stupid, trashy,
hopeless scumbags like them should be--
**[12:48] ---**
Why do you say such terrible things?!
**[12:52] ---**
It's true that Akihisa and
Sakamoto's grades may not be good.
**[12:57] ---**
They may have caused much trouble.
**[13:00] ---**
But why is that alone a reason
for you to say such terrible things?
**[13:03] ---**
You don't know them!
**[13:05] ---**
You don't know how kind they are!
**[13:08] ---**
Huh? Isn't it really just that you
don't know how stupid they are?
**[13:13] ---**
Why is it that you judge
people based only on their grades?!
**[13:17] ---**
There are many things that
you can't measure with scores!
**[13:21] ---**
Stop shouting! Who cares
about dregs like them?!
**[13:25] ---**
They are neither scumbags nor dregs!
**[13:32] ---**
Seriously, just shut up!
You're disqualified. Beat it already!
**[13:36] ---**
You don't have to tell us. Let's go, Mizuki.
**[13:44] ---**
So she said, Yuuji. Apparently we're kind.
**[13:48] ---**
That's news to me.
**[13:50] ---**
Though I'm not at your level,
I thought I was a fine scumbag.
**[13:55] ---**
Me, too. Though I'm not at your level,
I sort of knew that I was hopeless.
**[13:59] ---**
Seriously, what a waste for Himeji
and Shouko to get disqualified like that.
**[14:03] ---**
All her effort went down the drain.
**[14:05] ---**
Yeah. This is just a game.
She didn't have to take it so seriously.
**[14:09] ---**
Well then, shall we go, Akihisa?
**[14:11] ---**
Yeah, Yuuji.
**[14:14] ---**
Now we're gonna get
serious, you damn bastards!
**[14:18] ---**
Just how long are they
going to make us wait?
**[14:20] ---**
Well, it is true that there's no way they'd
show up if they saw our scores, though.
**[14:24] ---**
Hey, upperclassmen!
**[14:26] ---**
What took you so long?
**[14:27] ---**
Let's get started already! Summon!
**[14:29] ---**
Before that, let's decide
on the penalty game.
**[14:32] ---**
Penalty game?
**[14:33] ---**
You guys had better not
be trying to pull something!
**[14:36] ---**
Don't be so alarmed. It was you guys
who mentioned the penalty game first.
**[14:40] ---**
Humph. What kind of penalty?
**[14:42] ---**
How about, the losers will do
whatever the winners tell them to.
**[14:46] ---**
Ha! Fine by us.
**[14:47] ---**
Let's start already!
**[14:49] ---**
Summon!
**[14:56] ---**
What kind of scores are those?
**[14:57] ---**
They're no match for our scores.
**[15:00] ---**
Just keep running your
mouth. Let's go, Akihisa.
**[15:02] ---**
Okay, Yuuji.
**[15:04] ---**
Dash!
**[15:05] ---**
What?! They ran away!
**[15:07] ---**
We're gonna go after them, Natsukawa!
**[15:08] ---**
Stop!
**[15:12] ---**
Where did they go?
**[15:13] ---**
Tsunemura! That way!
**[15:16] ---**
Dammit! What a hassle!
**[15:18] ---**
Don't tell me you're tired already!
**[15:20] ---**
The hallway over that way!
**[15:24] ---**
Where are they?!
**[15:25] ---**
Hello there! I'm here, upperclassmen!
**[15:27] ---**
How dare he make a fool of us!
**[15:28] ---**
Oh? You guys are slower than I thought.
**[15:30] ---**
Hey, that's rude.
**[15:32] ---**
I never expected them to be this slow.
**[15:34] ---**
There's no way that's all they've
got, is there? Right, upperclassmen?
**[15:39] ---**
Yoshii! Sakamoto! Come out!
**[15:41] ---**
Why don't you use those proud
brains of yours and find us already?
**[15:44] ---**
I'm getting tired of hiding.
**[15:46] ---**
You guys still can't find us yet?
**[15:49] ---**
We can see right through...
**[15:51] ---**
...what you guys are pulling!
**[15:54] ---**
They disappeared!
**[15:55] ---**
Did we go out of the physics field?!
**[16:00] ---**
Sorry, guys.
**[16:02] ---**
This is a decoy.
**[16:03] ---**
We're the ones seeing through it.
**[16:05] ---**
When did they...
**[16:06] ---**
Mr. Hasegawa!
Please give us approval to summon!
**[16:07] ---**
--What?!
**[16:08] ---**
--I approve!
**[16:11] ---**
I'm summoning my Avatar! Summon!
**[16:13] ---**
We're in the math field now.
**[16:16] ---**
You guys can't fight with your
favorite subject, physics, any longer!
**[16:19] ---**
What a dirty trick!
**[16:20] ---**
There's no rule against
switching the subject at checkpoints.
**[16:25] ---**
Or, are you afraid of fighting
**[16:26] ---**
with subjects other than
physics, upperclassmen?
**[16:29] ---**
You fools! We're good at science and math!
**[16:32] ---**
There's no way we'll lose
against you with math, is there?!
**[16:35] ---**
Summon!
**[16:39] ---**
What?!
**[16:40] ---**
That's right!
**[16:41] ---**
That glasses guy and the rolled pigtails
bitch hurt our scores this morning!
**[16:43] ---**
So you took that into account and...
**[16:45] ---**
Dammit!
**[16:48] ---**
Stop messing around!
**[16:54] ---**
It's too late to struggle.
**[16:57] ---**
What?!
**[17:00] ---**
Idiots are interesting,
don't you think, upperclassmen?
**[17:02] ---**
When they become frantic about something,
**[17:04] ---**
they exhibit an incredible
ability to concentrate.
**[17:07] ---**
There are those who're called
karate maniacs or judo maniacs, but it's
**[17:10] ---**
a compliment that means "people
who focus their attention on something."
**[17:14] ---**
How annoying! Shut the hell up!
**[17:17] ---**
In other words...
**[17:21] ---**
His head...!
**[17:26] ---**
it means that this
idiot's switch got turned on.
**[17:30] ---**
Why...
**[17:31] ---**
...did we...
**[17:32] ---**
...lose against these idiots?
**[17:34] ---**
We won. You remember
the promise, don't you?
**[17:38] ---**
Ha! What're you gonna make us do?
**[17:40] ---**
It's obvious.
**[17:46] ---**
Himeji...
**[17:47] ---**
Yoshii...
**[17:49] ---**
Kirishima...
**[17:50] ---**
Mizuki is on the rooftop.
**[17:52] ---**
What?
**[17:53] ---**
Hurry up and go.
**[17:55] ---**
Thanks, Kirishima!
**[18:00] ---**
That's quite considerate of you.
**[18:02] ---**
Not really.
**[18:03] ---**
I like people who try hard even
if they're scared, that's all.
**[18:19] ---**
I really like people like that.
**[18:22] ---**
I'm neither scared of anything
nor do I have the will to try hard.
**[18:29] ---**
If you say so...
**[18:41] ---**
Akihisa...
**[18:43] ---**
Everyone's saying we should
go have some crêpes to celebrate.
**[18:46] ---**
Just earlier... those upperclassmen
came here and apologized to me.
**[18:52] ---**
That's thanks to you, right, Akihisa?
**[18:57] ---**
I'm sorry for always causing trouble.
**[19:01] ---**
That's not true.
**[19:04] ---**
It's true that you're not a princess.
**[19:07] ---**
What?
**[19:08] ---**
No princess would be strong enough
**[19:11] ---**
to make a sharp retort
towards upperclassmen.
**[19:12] ---**
Ah... That's... uhm...
**[19:15] ---**
Thank you. It made me really happy.
**[19:17] ---**
Thanks to you, Yuuji and I were
able to get serious and try hard.
**[19:20] ---**
Th-Thank you very much for saying that.
**[19:29] ---**
Shall we go now?
I think they're waiting for us.
**[19:31] ---**
U-Uhm, there's one thing I want to ask you.
**[19:34] ---**
Something you want to ask?
**[19:35] ---**
Yes...
**[19:37] ---**
Uhm... When will you
start calling me "Mizuki"?
**[19:43] ---**
Whaaaat?!
**[19:45] ---**
You call Minami by her first name,
**[19:48] ---**
but you still haven't called
me by my first name all this time.
**[19:51] ---**
W-Well, there's a complicated
reason that's hard to explain!
**[19:55] ---**
What's that reason?
**[19:56] ---**
Uhm... Well...
**[19:59] ---**
We went to the same elementary school, right?
**[20:01] ---**
Yes.
**[20:02] ---**
So when I tried calling
you by your first name,
**[20:06] ---**
I said "Mizuki-*chan*" out of habit,
and that was embarrassing, so...
**[20:09] ---**
You're lying!
**[20:10] ---**
You've never called me by my first
name since we started high school!
**[20:15] ---**
That's...
**[20:17] ---**
Uhm, you won't laugh?
**[20:19] ---**
I won't laugh!
**[20:20] ---**
Never?
**[20:21] ---**
Never!
**[20:22] ---**
Hmm... To tell you the truth...
**[20:24] ---**
Yes?
**[20:25] ---**
Well, at home I was...
**[20:27] ---**
Yes?
**[20:28] ---**
Uhm... I was practicing
calling you by your first name.
**[20:32] ---**
Yes...
**[20:33] ---**
Huh?
**[20:34] ---**
Ahh! Nothing! Nothing!
You didn't hear anything!
**[20:43] ---**
Then, I'll tell you a secret.
**[20:46] ---**
--Huh?
**[20:47] ---**
--To tell you the truth...
**[20:49] ---**
...my first love is still going.
**[21:00] ---**
Now, let's hurry up and go, Akihisa!
**[21:06] ---**
W-Wait, Himeji! Wh-What did you just...
**[21:10] ---**
Hey, Aki! Why'd you
disappear without telling me?!
**[21:13] ---**
Minami?!
**[21:14] ---**
You promised me that you'd
always be by my side, didn't you?!
**[21:17] ---**
Whaaaaaaat?!
**[21:19] ---**
What does that mean, Akihisa?!
**[21:21] ---**
Akihisa, out of my way!
**[21:23] ---**
Since we didn't reach the goal
together, we'll get married immediately.
**[21:28] ---**
No way!
**[21:29] ---**
--Ah! Wait, Yuuji!
**[21:30] ---**
--We'll reach the finish line together.
**[21:31] ---**
--Hey, wait!
**[21:32] ---**
--Please explain, Akihisa!
**[21:34] ---**
--I'm saying, wait!
**[21:37] ---**
Seriously, we're always like this, aren't we?
**[21:39] ---**
Yep, yep.
**[21:44] ---**
*Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!*
**[22:00] ---**
*I'm not making progress.
Someone's interfering... No, no!*
**[22:05] ---**
*The issue is, I don't have
enough common multiples*
**[22:11] ---**
*Okay, I basically get it.
What is the truth... Baby?*
**[22:15] ---**
*If you see this, draw a
diagram and explain it, Baby!*
**[22:21] ---**
*No word or number can describe you*
**[22:27] ---**
*My heart is being shocked by
the magnetic force between S and N*
**[22:35] ---**
*(S! S! Super! Sticking together,
Number! I say No.1 boy!)*
**[22:39] ---**
*Congratulations! From here on
out you're My, ma-my "treasure"*
**[22:45] ---**
*You're special to me,
no matter what happens*
**[22:48] ---**
*I'll hold you ever so
tight and never let you go*
**[22:50] ---**
*I want to be in love, in a
dream you can forget about limits*
**[22:56] ---**
*It's special, right? After all,
we came to know each other*
**[22:59] ---**
*Forgive me for being like this*
**[23:02] ---**
*Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!*
**[23:22] ---**
Don't run in the hallway!
**[23:34] ---**
Geez... They really are... idiots.
**[23:44] ---**
"Idiots"
**[23:47] ---**
"See you again!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
# Season 3
# 1 - Day 1 - Me, Maids, and a New Start
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:30] ---**
*Here at the Fumizuki Academy,*
**[00:32] ---**
*a school festival called the
"Refreshing Festival" will soon be held.*
**[00:39] ---**
"The school festival is around the corner!!"
**[00:41] ---**
*Since this school is using special systems,*
**[00:45] ---**
*such as the Summoner Test War,*
**[00:48] ---**
*there's a huge turnout for
the school festival every year.*
**[00:52] ---**
*In order to live up to
people's expectations,*
**[00:54] ---**
*the students rouse themselves
and strive to prepare for it.*
**[01:03] ---**
*Around that time, Year 2, Class F was...*
**[01:08] ---**
Come back... Come back to life, Muttsulini!
**[01:12] ---**
*...trying resuscitation.*
**[01:17] ---**
*If the red threads of fate are tangled*
**[01:19] ---**
*I'll tie them into a bow
even if I need to do it by force*
**[01:22] ---**
*Don't untie that exciting
future of ours! It's a promise, okay?*
**[01:33] ---**
*I'm training my heart muscles*
**[01:35] ---**
*I'll accomplish my love splendidly!*
**[01:38] ---**
*(LOVE) The data from (CRY) a failed love*
**[01:43] ---**
*(TRASH) can no longer be
of any help, it's so obvious*
**[01:48] ---**
*(SO) Whenever I'm with you*
**[01:54] ---**
*It's like it's my first love... Am I cute?*
**[01:59] ---**
*We talk like we understand,
noisily, noisily, noisily!*
**[02:04] ---**
*My friends are chatty*
**[02:06] ---**
*But what everyone wants to
know is their own score in love*
**[02:15] ---**
*Oh? An average score is out of
question? My Darling is a cut above*
**[02:18] ---**
*In practice, it's a terrible unrequited love*
**[02:22] ---**
*Let's start leveling up. High! High! High!*
**[02:26] ---**
*If the red threads of fate are tangled*
**[02:28] ---**
*I'll tie them into a bow
even if I need to do it by force*
**[02:31] ---**
*Thumping heart panic!
A sudden development with you!*
**[02:34] ---**
*Don't look that way! Come with me!*
**[02:36] ---**
*I'm training my heart muscles*
**[02:39] ---**
*Surprisingly, today again,
I'm tough and blindly in love!*
**[02:42] ---**
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
**[02:45] ---**
"Day 1"
"Me, Maids, and a New Start"
**[02:46] ---**
*A few days ago...*
**[02:49] ---**
*...the students started preparing
for the Refreshing Festival.*
**[02:54] ---**
*Around that time, Year 2, Class F was...*
**[02:59] ---**
Play ball!
**[03:01] ---**
*...playing baseball.*
**[03:04] ---**
C'mon, Yoshii!
**[03:07] ---**
I'll take you on, Sugawa!
**[03:14] ---**
*For the next pitch...*
**[03:18] ---**
*Throw a curve ball...*
**[03:21] ---**
*...at the batter's head...!*
**[03:24] ---**
Hey! That's a foul play!
**[03:28] ---**
Don't hold back! Throw with all your might!
**[03:29] ---**
Of course I'll hold back!
**[03:31] ---**
You brats! Why are you slacking off?!
**[03:34] ---**
Oh shoot! It's Iron Man!
**[03:36] ---**
Yoshii! You again?!
**[03:38] ---**
Why do you always have something against me?!
**[03:41] ---**
There's no question that the
ringleader is Yuuji, the class rep, right?!
**[03:47] ---**
*Hm? Throw a forkball...*
**[03:49] ---**
*...at Iron Man's...*
**[03:53] ---**
*...crotch?!*
**[03:55] ---**
Hey, stop messing around!
Besides, I'm the one who'll get scolded!
**[03:59] ---**
All of you, just go back to your classroom!
**[04:01] ---**
You're the only class that hasn't
decided what to do for the school festival!
**[04:05] ---**
Okay...
**[04:08] ---**
So... we're gonna decide
what to do for the school festival.
**[04:11] ---**
Raise your hand if there's
something you wanna do.
**[04:15] ---**
Okay, Muttsulini.
**[04:16] ---**
A photo studio.
**[04:18] ---**
What kind of photos are
you planning on displaying?
**[04:20] ---**
It's a secret.
**[04:21] ---**
A secret...?
**[04:23] ---**
In the room, we'll display
precious photos that offer a peek
**[04:26] ---**
into a mysterious world.
**[04:28] ---**
At least it's a suggestion.
Write it down on the blackboard.
**[04:31] ---**
Okay...
**[04:33] ---**
Photo studio...
**[04:36] ---**
A secret... A... A secret?
**[04:42] ---**
Peek... I-In the room...
**[04:45] ---**
Is there anything else?
**[04:47] ---**
Ah... Himeji.
**[04:49] ---**
Uhm... How about a wedding café?
**[04:53] ---**
Similar to maid cafés,
waitresses will wear a wedding dress.
**[04:57] ---**
Oh, that might be cute. Sounds like
it's something girls would really like.
**[05:01] ---**
Guys might like it, too.
**[05:03] ---**
Marriage is the graveyard of life.
**[05:06] ---**
Akihisa, write it down.
**[05:08] ---**
Wedding... Life...
**[05:12] ---**
Anything else?
**[05:13] ---**
How about a Chinese-style café?
**[05:15] ---**
To do something different from
other classes, we'll serve dim sum.
**[05:18] ---**
They say that there's no other
genre as deep as Chinese culture...
**[05:21] ---**
...although it's being overshadowed
by European culture these days.
**[05:24] ---**
Akihisa, write it down.
**[05:26] ---**
Uhm... Chinese style... European...
**[05:31] ---**
Hey, Akihisa. Aren't you writing
only those words stuck in your hea--
**[05:35] ---**
You brats! Have you decided
what you're gonna do in the festival?
**[05:38] ---**
There're three ideas so far.
**[05:42] ---**
"Photo studio" "Secret peeking room" "Wedding café"
"Graveyard of life" "Chinese-style café" "European"
**[05:48] ---**
Maybe I should increase the
amount of remedial classes.
**[05:51] ---**
Ah! What the heck is this?!
**[05:54] ---**
Geez, why don't you do
things a little more seriously?
**[05:57] ---**
Don't you wanna make a profit so
you can improve your class equipment?!
**[06:02] ---**
Do you mean us buying
desks with the money we make?
**[06:06] ---**
Whoa! I didn't think of that.
**[06:08] ---**
Is that allowed, Teacher?!
**[06:11] ---**
You may be really stupid,
**[06:13] ---**
but I never expected your desks
would go even below the cardboard boxes.
**[06:17] ---**
Although it is a penalty,
if it interferes with your studies,
**[06:19] ---**
then we're getting our priorities wrong.
**[06:21] ---**
I'll negotiate with the principal
to give you permission to do so
**[06:25] ---**
as part of the school events.
**[06:27] ---**
Really?!
**[06:28] ---**
So we won't have to study with a
drawing board and a mat like this, huh?
**[06:32] ---**
That will allow me to
get the better of my father!
**[06:35] ---**
Your father?
**[06:36] ---**
Ah! Nothing... Never mind.
**[06:40] ---**
I-In any case, that
sounds interesting, doesn't it?
**[06:42] ---**
Okay then, I'll take a vote!
**[06:45] ---**
--Splendidly done.
--Raise your hand for what you wanna do.
**[06:47] ---**
"Fumizuki Academy Refreshing Festival"
**[06:53] ---**
Okay, this should do it.
I hope we'll have a bunch of customers.
**[06:57] ---**
We can't afford to fail this time,
so try very hard, okay, Aki?
**[07:01] ---**
Hm? What do you mean by "this time"?
**[07:04] ---**
Well, I was asked not to tell anyone, but...
**[07:07] ---**
...Mizuki may have to change schools.
**[07:11] ---**
*Himeji may have to...*
**[07:16] ---**
*...change schools?!*
**[07:18] ---**
*Oh no... when we still have to
make a lot of fun memories...!*
**[07:22] ---**
*She's the only one who brings
a breath of fresh air to Class F!*
**[07:24] ---**
*What's gonna happen if she changes schools?!*
**[07:28] ---**
Everyone will lose their
hope, the class will fall apart
**[07:31] ---**
and we'll enter a hell
where violence and looting rule.
**[07:33] ---**
We'll all have mohawk haircuts,
just like in *Fist of the North Star,*
**[07:36] ---**
and spend every day fighting
over the single heroine, Hideyoshi!
**[07:49] ---**
Akihisa's having a system meltdown.
**[07:51] ---**
He's bad at dealing with
unexpected situations.
**[07:53] ---**
Akihisa! Wake up!
**[07:56] ---**
Hideyoshi...
**[07:58] ---**
Will you still like me even
if I have a mohawk haircut?
**[08:02] ---**
What kind of thought process would lead
**[08:04] ---**
from Mizuki's changing
schools to this kind of reaction?
**[08:07] ---**
Why is Himeji changing schools?!
**[08:10] ---**
She said her parents are worried
about her studying in Class F.
**[08:15] ---**
We can't blame them.
**[08:16] ---**
She's among guys with low marks
and is in a very bad environment.
**[08:21] ---**
It's just natural that they worry.
**[08:24] ---**
If she changes schools, she can
study in a normal environment.
**[08:29] ---**
So that's why she said she
could get the better of her father.
**[08:34] ---**
I see. If we buy a full
set of decent equipment,
**[08:37] ---**
she might be able to
persuade her father, huh?
**[08:40] ---**
If that's the case, we
can't fail, huh, Akihisa?
**[08:43] ---**
Right.
**[08:47] ---**
We're back!
**[08:48] ---**
Himeji!
**[08:49] ---**
Tsuchiya made a dish for the
Chinese-style café. Could you guys try it?
**[08:55] ---**
Sesame dumplings.
**[08:56] ---**
Well then, I'll try.
**[08:59] ---**
Whoa! This is good!
**[09:01] ---**
Yeah! It's crispy outside and sticky inside.
**[09:05] ---**
It's good that it's not too sweet.
**[09:07] ---**
This makes me want to drink some tea.
**[09:08] ---**
I'll go make some.
**[09:10] ---**
Oh, I'll help you.
**[09:15] ---**
So this is that good? Maybe I'll try, too.
**[09:21] ---**
Yeah! It's hard outside and gluey inside.
**[09:24] ---**
It's not too sweet or too spicy. It's very...
**[09:28] ---**
What's wrong, Akihisa?!
**[09:29] ---**
Muttsulini, did you really
make those sesame dumplings?
**[09:33] ---**
I'm certain of it.
**[09:36] ---**
I made three...
Why were there more than three?
**[09:41] ---**
From the symptoms, there's no
doubt that it was what Himeji made.
**[09:45] ---**
That was close! It was
Russian roulette with 50-50 odds!
**[09:49] ---**
--Woosh... Grandpa, I'm coming now...
--He really is a guy with bad luck.
**[09:57] ---**
*And then, on the day of
the school festival...*
**[10:04] ---**
"Chinese-style café"
**[10:21] ---**
Welcome to the Chinese-style café, European!
**[10:24] ---**
Someone! Please, someone resuscitate him!
**[10:26] ---**
We've already done this scene.
**[10:28] ---**
Akihisa, we don't have enough people.
Could you help in the kitchen?
**[10:38] ---**
I guess it can't be helped.
I'll do it myself.
**[10:42] ---**
"Chinese-style café: European"
**[10:43] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[10:47] ---**
Welcome! We're currently asking our
customers who their favorite waitress is.
**[10:52] ---**
Please vote on your way out!
**[10:55] ---**
It now looks like a café more or less.
**[10:58] ---**
Yeah. We're getting many
customers, too. Looks like it's a success.
**[11:02] ---**
Hey, just how long are
you gonna make us wait?!
**[11:04] ---**
Hm?
**[11:05] ---**
What's the problem with this café?
Aren't you gonna take our orders?!
**[11:09] ---**
Y-Yes, I'll be right there.
Hold on a second, please.
**[11:12] ---**
Huh?! We've been waiting all this time!
**[11:15] ---**
We've got other places we gotta go too.
Don't make us wait forever, you idiots!
**[11:20] ---**
I-I'm sorry! Hold on a second, please!
**[11:23] ---**
What's their problem, acting so big?
**[11:25] ---**
Those Year 3 guys... Troublesome customers...
**[11:28] ---**
Seriously, we're hungry!
**[11:31] ---**
"Sesame Dumplings: 200 yen" "Sample"
**[11:31] ---**
Oh?
**[11:32] ---**
Hey, those look good.
**[11:39] ---**
It's hard outside and gluey inside.
**[11:42] ---**
It's not too sweet or too spicy. It's...
**[11:46] ---**
Oh shoot! This is bad!
**[11:51] ---**
300 joules! Charge!
**[11:53] ---**
300! Roger!
**[11:55] ---**
Three, two, one!
**[12:04] ---**
Phew, that was close.
**[12:05] ---**
You guys seem quite used to it.
**[12:07] ---**
I'm always hovering
between life and death, so...
**[12:09] ---**
But what on earth happened?
**[12:14] ---**
Th-This is...
**[12:16] ---**
To think that there're
people who'd eat sample food...
**[12:21] ---**
Wh-What the hell's with the food here?!
**[12:23] ---**
Are you trying to kill us?!
I-It's no laughing matter, you bastards!
**[12:28] ---**
*This isn't good. We have to
somehow smooth things over.*
**[12:32] ---**
Congratulations! You're the
first one to hit the jackpot!
**[12:36] ---**
Hit the jackpot?
**[12:37] ---**
Do you have a gift or something?
**[12:40] ---**
What? A gift? Let's see...
**[12:45] ---**
Here! Say "ahh"!
**[12:47] ---**
No way we can eat that!
**[12:48] ---**
You bastard! You won't get away with this!
**[12:51] ---**
We're gonna make it so that
you'll have to close this café.
**[12:53] ---**
What?! You ate them on your own!
**[12:55] ---**
Shut up! Who's in charg--
**[13:01] ---**
I'm the class rep, Yuuji Sakamoto.
**[13:04] ---**
Is there something you're unsatisfied with?
**[13:07] ---**
N-Natsukawa was just knocked off his feet.
**[13:11] ---**
That was my special
negotiation skill, "start with a punch."
**[13:14] ---**
Stop messing around, you bastard!
**[13:21] ---**
And, this is my special negotiation
skill, "follow up with a kick."
**[13:25] ---**
Ow, ow, ow... Hm? Tsunemura!
**[13:31] ---**
Also, I can finish up with
my special negotiation skill,
**[13:33] ---**
"strangle them with a
pro-wrestling technique."
**[13:35] ---**
N-No thanks. That was enough.
**[13:38] ---**
I see. Then...
**[13:42] ---**
...this concludes the negotiation.
**[13:45] ---**
That's a pretty good lock, isn't it?
**[13:47] ---**
That's the Karl Gotch style, huh?
***SIGN*** "Order" "Food Name -- Amount" "Sesame dumpling -- 2 pieces"
***SIGN*** "Punch and kick -- 1 each"
"German suplex Karl Gotch style
-- Complete set"
**[13:57] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[14:01] ---**
It's somehow gotten slow.
**[14:03] ---**
This is strange. It's lunch time right now.
**[14:06] ---**
If it stays like this, it won't be good.
**[14:09] ---**
Welcome! Ah...
**[14:13] ---**
Hello, Stupid Big Brother!
**[14:16] ---**
Haduki! You came!
**[14:18] ---**
Yes! This is the long-awaited
school festival! I'll help you!
**[14:22] ---**
Thank you, Haduki.
**[14:24] ---**
You don't have to worry, since
this is my future husband's café!
**[14:29] ---**
Also, I've already
given you my first kiss, so...
**[14:35] ---**
*Huh? Why am I on the floor?*
**[14:38] ---**
Tsuchiya! Give me some forks.
Five should be enough.
**[14:41] ---**
I need some, too, so ten forks, please.
**[14:48] ---**
We're now starting the inquisition.
**[14:51] ---**
At any rate, immediate death penalty.
**[14:55] ---**
Ow! Ow! Hey! Hear me out, guys!
**[14:57] ---**
I know you took the trouble to
come, but our café is so deserted
**[15:02] ---**
that it even looks like it's run-down.
**[15:04] ---**
So it's not like we need help.
**[15:07] ---**
I see... I wanted to wear
a Chinese dress, too.
**[15:20] ---**
One hundred meat buns, rush order, please.
**[15:22] ---**
Get them yourself.
**[15:24] ---**
This may be because of that rumor.
**[15:27] ---**
Rumor?
**[15:28] ---**
Yes.
**[15:29] ---**
"First School Festival
~Haduki's Story~ Episode 1"
**[15:30] ---**
On my way here, I got
lost, so I asked people,
**[15:33] ---**
"Where is stupidest Big Brother's café?"
**[15:36] ---**
Then everyone told me this place right away.
**[15:40] ---**
You're already like a landmark.
**[15:42] ---**
Are you talking about me?!
**[15:43] ---**
But they also told me that this
place was filthy so I'd better not go.
**[15:48] ---**
What?!
**[15:49] ---**
Oh no...
**[15:50] ---**
We all cleaned this place together
and even decorated it neatly!
**[15:54] ---**
Those customers who came
earlier didn't seem unsatisfied.
**[15:57] ---**
I'm sure they were happy with our café.
**[15:59] ---**
Except for two.
**[16:01] ---**
Ah...
**[16:02] ---**
Probably that Toko-Natsu Duo
is spreading a bad rumor about us.
**[16:06] ---**
Toko-Natsu?
**[16:07] ---**
Their names are Tsunemura and Natsukawa.
**[16:09] ---**
So if we put the first Chinese
characters in their names together,
**[16:11] ---**
it's read Toko-Natsu.
**[16:12] ---**
I see.
**[16:13] ---**
Now that it's come to this, we have no choice
**[16:15] ---**
but to find them and negotiate one more time.
**[16:17] ---**
Haduki, where'd you hear that rumor?
**[16:20] ---**
At a café where there are
a lot of pretty big sisters!
**[16:22] ---**
Okay! I'll search high and low!
**[16:25] ---**
It seems like the goal has changed...
**[16:28] ---**
"Maid café"
**[16:34] ---**
So this is the café Haduki was talking
about, huh? Nothing seems unusual.
**[16:39] ---**
It's too soon to judge.
**[16:46] ---**
Welcome home, Master.
**[16:48] ---**
Wow, you look pretty, Kirishima.
**[16:51] ---**
Thanks, Yoshii.
**[16:54] ---**
Welcome home. I won't let
you leave tonight, my darling.
**[16:57] ---**
Can I leave now?
**[16:59] ---**
Here is the menu.
**[17:00] ---**
Let's see... I'll have...
**[17:07] ---**
...water, please.
**[17:08] ---**
Certainly, sir.
**[17:09] ---**
What about you, Master?
**[17:11] ---**
Shouko, what's with this menu?
**[17:13] ---**
Today's Special. Honeymoon with a maid.
**[17:17] ---**
Lovey-dovey date with a maid.
**[17:19] ---**
A sweet kiss with a maid.
**[17:22] ---**
Supplies are limited, so please order soon.
**[17:24] ---**
Fat chance!
**[17:25] ---**
Whoa! This place is neat and nice!
**[17:28] ---**
The Chinese-style café by Year 2,
Class F that we went to earlier was terrible.
**[17:33] ---**
What a difference!
**[17:34] ---**
Their café is filthy and has a weird smell.
**[17:37] ---**
Their waitresses are ugly. On top of that,
**[17:39] ---**
they named a Chinese-style café, "European."
**[17:41] ---**
Are they stupid or what?
**[17:45] ---**
Those bastards!
They're telling nothing but lies!
**[17:47] ---**
One of those is true, though.
**[17:48] ---**
I won't let them get away with this!
**[17:50] ---**
Hold on. If we attack them here, our
bad reputation will spread even more.
**[17:54] ---**
Use your head.
**[17:55] ---**
Then what're we gonna do?
**[17:56] ---**
Well...
**[17:58] ---**
Shouko, let us borrow your maid costume.
**[18:00] ---**
Okay.
**[18:04] ---**
Wait! Wait! What're you doing?!
**[18:09] ---**
You said you wanted me, so...
**[18:11] ---**
Not you, a maid costume!
**[18:13] ---**
And, I meant let us borrow
it if you have an extra one!
**[18:16] ---**
I'll go bring one.
**[18:18] ---**
Don't make it so obvious
that you're disappointed!
**[18:20] ---**
Yuuji, what're we gonna
do with the maid costume?
**[18:23] ---**
Obviously, we're gonna
ask Hideyoshi for help.
**[18:26] ---**
I see, that's a good idea.
**[18:29] ---**
"Changing clothes"
**[18:30] ---**
How's this? Does this look womanly?
**[18:34] ---**
Whoa... Well done, Hideyoshi.
That looks pretty good.
**[18:37] ---**
I'm very good at this kind of makeup.
**[18:40] ---**
E-Even a bra?!
**[18:42] ---**
If you aren't prepared perfectly,
you can't get into the role.
**[18:44] ---**
Normally, even underwear is...
**[18:45] ---**
Th-That's...
**[18:46] ---**
"Maid café"
**[18:49] ---**
Seriously, I don't understand
**[18:51] ---**
why a person would go to
that filthy Chinese-style café!
**[18:53] ---**
After all, it's Class
F. It can't be any good.
**[19:02] ---**
Hm?
**[19:03] ---**
What do you want, lady?
**[19:04] ---**
Wow, you're quite a cutie.
**[19:09] ---**
Hm? What's the matter? Did you fall in...
**[19:11] ---**
Go to hell!
**[19:15] ---**
Shoot! It wasn't far enough.
**[19:17] ---**
Y-You are a guy from Class F...!
**[19:19] ---**
Crap!
**[19:20] ---**
Eek! This guy is peeking up my skirt!
**[19:25] ---**
What?! H-Hold on a...
**[19:30] ---**
To think that you act so
shamelessly in public... You slimeball!
**[19:33] ---**
What're you saying?! We're the victims!
**[19:36] ---**
Shut up! You rubbed the
waitress's breasts, didn't you?!
**[19:39] ---**
Ahh! This guy is a perv!
**[19:40] ---**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[19:42] ---**
Hm? What the hell is this?
**[19:44] ---**
What? I can't get it off!
**[19:46] ---**
See? He's rubbing them.
**[19:48] ---**
That's totally different!
**[19:53] ---**
Tsk! Things are looking bad for us.
We're getting out of here, Natsukawa!
**[19:56] ---**
Hold it!
**[19:57] ---**
"Haunted House" "Entrance"
**[20:00] ---**
Hmm... They're made well,
but fakes are fakes, after all.
**[20:05] ---**
I wonder if there's something scarier.
**[20:10] ---**
Those bastards! They
won't get away with this!
**[20:13] ---**
Now that it's come to this, we'll do
whatever it takes to make them pay!
**[20:16] ---**
What're we gonna do?!
**[20:17] ---**
I have an idea. Let's go!
**[20:21] ---**
Wh-What was that?
**[20:23] ---**
I must've had a dream since
I was really hoping for scary stuff.
**[20:27] ---**
But if I hope for pretty
stuff instead, I bet...
**[20:36] ---**
H-How pretty...
**[20:39] ---**
Oh no!
**[20:40] ---**
*I've got my sweet honey, Yoshii, in my heart!*
**[20:44] ---**
*But her unearthly beauty is...*
**[20:47] ---**
*No! It means that I'm denying
my feelings towards Yoshii...*
**[20:51] ---**
*Shoot! I didn't ask her name and class!*
**[20:54] ---**
*But I've got Yoshii...*
**[20:57] ---**
*If I go after her now...*
**[20:58] ---**
*But I've got Yoshii...*
**[21:00] ---**
Ahhh! What should I do?!
**[21:04] ---**
Please do whatever you want.
**[21:06] ---**
"Chinese-style café: European"
**[21:09] ---**
Welcome!
**[21:15] ---**
We're getting more customers, aren't we?
**[21:17] ---**
Aki and Sakamoto might've pulled it off.
**[21:19] ---**
I'll help you out a lot!
**[21:22] ---**
You bastards!
**[21:28] ---**
Tsk! We let them get away.
**[21:30] ---**
What're we gonna do, Yuuji?
**[21:31] ---**
If they spread bad rumors
again somewhere else...
**[21:34] ---**
Hm?
**[21:36] ---**
What's the matter, Muttsulini?
**[21:38] ---**
We've got a problem.
Our waitress got kidnapped.
**[21:41] ---**
What?!
**[21:45] ---**
Hello?
**[21:46] ---**
Hey. You really went and did it earlier!
**[21:49] ---**
We're having your cute
waitress play with us right now.
**[21:54] ---**
Your sales must be coming down
by now without your poster girl, huh?
**[21:59] ---**
Give Himeji and Minami back!
**[22:01] ---**
Oh-oh, you should try not to upset me.
**[22:04] ---**
Don't worry. We'll have plenty
of fun with that waitress of yours.
**[22:11] ---**
Those bastards...! I won't forgive them!
**[22:14] ---**
Muttsulini, can you figure out
where the Toko-Natsu Duo is hiding?
**[22:18] ---**
It'll take a while.
**[22:19] ---**
Okay, do it.
**[22:20] ---**
"Boys Changing Room"
**[22:26] ---**
Are those images from the
surveillance cameras within the school?
**[22:29] ---**
But many of them seem to be
positioned at too low an angle for that...
**[22:32] ---**
These are *my* surveillance cameras.
**[22:37] ---**
I've set up video monitoring
in 32 places within the school.
**[22:41] ---**
It doesn't look like the
Toko-Natsu Duo is in any of those places.
**[22:43] ---**
I've set up audio monitoring in 57 places.
**[22:46] ---**
Switch to audio monitoring.
**[23:08] ---**
Right? They were pissed.
**[23:11] ---**
Serves them right.
**[23:14] ---**
Bingo!
**[23:15] ---**
Where is it coming from?
**[23:18] ---**
PE storeroom.
**[23:19] ---**
Okay!
**[23:26] ---**
Whoa!
**[23:28] ---**
Ahh!
**[23:30] ---**
What the...!
**[23:33] ---**
Whoa!
**[23:42] ---**
Oof!
**[23:49] ---**
Whoa!
**[23:50] ---**
What?!
**[23:50] ---**
Sorry!
**[23:55] ---**
Whoa!
**[24:13] ---**
*Just wait, Himeji! Minami!*
**[24:20] ---**
What?!
**[24:23] ---**
How did you figure out where we were?!
**[24:33] ---**
Himeji! Minami!
**[24:37] ---**
What's the matter, Akihisa?
**[24:39] ---**
Those two are working at the café.
**[24:41] ---**
Hideyoshi... Why are you here?
**[24:44] ---**
They forced me to come here
and made me play a game with them.
**[24:48] ---**
So you were having plenty of fun.
**[24:50] ---**
Bummed...
**[24:53] ---**
*Thus, the first day of the
Refreshing Festival ended.*
**[24:58] ---**
"European Sales List"
"Amount" "Total"
**[24:59] ---**
How were the sales, Shimada?
**[25:01] ---**
This is amazing!
**[25:02] ---**
Even after subtracting the cost,
we have enough to buy system desks!
**[25:06] ---**
Really?!
**[25:07] ---**
Hm?
**[25:09] ---**
What're these huge sales?
**[25:11] ---**
Hm? Let's see...
**[25:13] ---**
Splendid photo collection
set A by Muttsulini Trading...
**[25:18] ---**
...500 copies, all sold out.
**[25:20] ---**
Refreshing Festival limited edition.
**[25:22] ---**
Well, anyway, it means today was a success.
**[25:25] ---**
Stupid Big Brother, this is
amazing! I'm happy for you!
**[25:28] ---**
Thanks, Haduki. This is thanks to your help.
**[25:33] ---**
The sales are thanks to our waitresses
with great customer-drawing power.
**[25:37] ---**
"Results"
**[25:38] ---**
I'm done with the voting results.
**[25:41] ---**
Today's most popular waitress is...
**[25:49] ---**
"Aki"
"I didn't know we had such a cutie"
**[25:55] ---**
I'm not even saying that
I want to be No. 1, but...
**[25:58] ---**
This frustration... How
should I deal with it?
**[26:03] ---**
I'm happy for you, Akihisa.
You got first place for a change.
**[26:07] ---**
I'm not happy about it!
**[26:10] ---**
All right! Listen, everyone.
This is important!
**[26:13] ---**
Hm?
**[26:14] ---**
I went to negotiate with the
principal on your equipment.
**[26:17] ---**
As a special case, she says you can
buy equipment with the café's profit.
**[26:24] ---**
However... under one condition!
**[26:28] ---**
On the second day of the Refreshing Festival,
**[26:29] ---**
a Summoner Test Tournament will be held.
**[26:31] ---**
If the champion team belongs to your class,
**[26:34] ---**
she'll allow your replacement purchase.
**[26:36] ---**
Summoner Test Tournament?
**[26:38] ---**
It's a random tournament by
selected teams throughout the academy.
**[26:42] ---**
They're all formidable enemies.
**[26:44] ---**
Oh no...
**[26:49] ---**
What do you wanna do, Akihisa?
**[26:52] ---**
Of course! We'll do it!
**[26:54] ---**
Those who'd like to participate,
come up with teams and register!
**[26:58] ---**
That is all!
**[27:15] ---**
*The day after a holiday should be a holiday!*
**[27:24] ---**
*The day before a holiday
should also be a holiday!*
**[27:33] ---**
*I don't want it to end!
I want it to keep going!*
**[27:37] ---**
*I don't want to leave my room!*
**[27:42] ---**
*I don't want to believe
it! I can't believe it!*
**[27:46] ---**
*I hate Monday*
**[27:54] ---**
*If I don't get up, it'll be over*
**[27:58] ---**
*I can't resist this sleepiness*
**[28:03] ---**
*I can stay like this a bit longer*
**[28:07] ---**
*I'm happy in my dreams!*
**[28:11] ---**
*When I got up, the "iitomo"
show had just ended, "Oh no..."*
**[28:16] ---**
*The dream turns into a horrific reality*
**[28:20] ---**
*At this point, even if I struggle,
I can't get that time back*
**[28:25] ---**
*So I'm going to dive into
the world of dreams once again*
**[28:31] ---**
*Thus, the dreams of Year 2,
Class F carried on to the second day.*
**[28:37] ---**
*And, here's also a man
who chases after his dream.*
**[28:42] ---**
Ahh... I wonder who that was...
**[28:50] ---**
I've got a good bargain photo today.
**[28:54] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[28:59] ---**
H-How much?
**[29:00] ---**
Oh? What're you two doing?
**[29:02] ---**
Yoshii! No...
**[29:05] ---**
Y-You've got it all wrong!
**[29:11] ---**
Huh?
**[29:12] ---**
# 2 - Day 2 - Idiots, Fireworks and the Summoner Tournament
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:15] ---**
*Akihisa Yoshii was studying.*
**[00:18] ---**
I must win tomorrow's Summoner
Test Tournament no matter what.
**[00:22] ---**
For Himeji's sake, too,
I absolutely cannot lose!
**[00:25] ---**
Okay! I'll start with Japanese History,
a subject I'm relatively good at!
**[00:29] ---**
You're studying hard... Aki...
**[00:33] ---**
Sis...
**[00:34] ---**
I made you a late-evening snack.
**[00:36] ---**
I wanted to make something
homemade, but I didn't have much time.
**[00:40] ---**
So please settle with this instant ramen.
**[00:42] ---**
Th-This is...
**[00:43] ---**
"Good Luck"
**[00:44] ---**
I wrote it with mayo.
**[00:46] ---**
I put my heart into it so
that you can study hard.
**[00:50] ---**
I-Is that right?
**[00:52] ---**
*Well, I should accept any challenge.*
**[00:53] ---**
Thanks for the food!
**[00:56] ---**
This bright red soup, reminiscent
of Szechuan-style super-spicy ramen,
**[00:59] ---**
looks spicy but it actually isn't.
It's also mysteriously sour
**[01:02] ---**
and has a flavor that could be
from either a vegetable or fruit.
**[01:04] ---**
The déjà vu taste
produced by those flavors is...
**[01:07] ---**
Hey! What's this?
**[01:08] ---**
I first wrote it with
ketchup, but it got dissolved.
**[01:12] ---**
Instant food is good as-is, so why...
**[01:14] ---**
I made some rice balls, too.
**[01:16] ---**
Oh, these might taste normal.
**[01:19] ---**
Yep! It's wrapped with a piece
of *nori* that smells of the ocean.
**[01:23] ---**
It's strongly flavored with unrefined
salt, which stimulates my appetite.
**[01:25] ---**
The rice is cooked
slightly sweet and fluffily soft
**[01:28] ---**
and this crunchy texture is...
**[01:30] ---**
Sis... this texture is different
from the rice balls I'm used to.
**[01:35] ---**
Aki, I know what you're trying to say.
**[01:39] ---**
They have a food called
"paella" in Spain, right?
**[01:42] ---**
That's my favorite food.
**[01:43] ---**
To make tasty paella, they cook the
rice al dente, which keeps the rice firm.
**[01:49] ---**
I put my heart into cooking
the rice so that you'll enjoy it.
**[01:53] ---**
And voilà! Maybe my wish came true.
**[01:57] ---**
The rice was cooked al dente!
**[02:01] ---**
Rice balls don't have to be al dente!
**[02:03] ---**
Before that, just how did you manage
to cook rice like this in a rice cooker?!
**[02:07] ---**
*The world is still full of mysteries.*
**[02:15] ---**
*Kongaragatta akai ito wa*
**[02:18] ---**
*Isso gouin datte choucho musubi kyu*
**[02:21] ---**
*Mune ni hazumu kimi tono
mirai hodoicha dame! Yakusoku ne*
**[02:31] ---**
*Haato kintore*
**[02:34] ---**
*Rippa ni jouju shite misemasu*
**[02:36] ---**
*LOVE dame na koi no CRY deeta wa mou*
**[02:41] ---**
*TRASH yaku ni tatanai no atarimae*
**[02:46] ---**
*SO kimi no mae ja itsudemo*
**[02:52] ---**
*Hatsukoi reberu dana... Kawaii?*
**[02:57] ---**
*Wakatta you na koto itte wai wai wai*
**[03:02] ---**
*Oshaberi na tomodachi*
**[03:04] ---**
*Dakedo minna shiritaino
wa jibun no koi no hensachi*
**[03:13] ---**
*Arere heikinten ja rongai? Uwate na daarin*
**[03:17] ---**
*Jissai wa tonda kataomoi*
**[03:20] ---**
*Reberu agete ikou High! High! High!*
**[03:24] ---**
*Kongaragatta akai ito wa*
**[03:26] ---**
*Isso gouin datte choucho musubi kyu*
**[03:29] ---**
*Mure renda panikku kimi to kyuu tenkai*
**[03:32] ---**
*Acchi muicha dame! Tsuite kite*
**[03:35] ---**
*Haato kintore*
**[03:37] ---**
*Angai tafu ni kyou mo moumoku*
**[03:40] ---**
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
**[03:43] ---**
"Day 2"
"Idiots, Fireworks and the Summoner Tournament"
**[03:44] ---**
*The second day of the Refreshing Festival...*
**[03:47] ---**
These are the sales from yesterday.
**[03:49] ---**
Whoa!
**[03:51] ---**
With this much money, we can buy
some incredible equipment, can't we?
**[03:54] ---**
But there's one condition we need
to meet to replace the equipment.
**[03:57] ---**
We have to win the Summoner Test Tournament.
**[04:00] ---**
It's a random tournament
that's fought by two-person teams.
**[04:04] ---**
Himeji and Shimada are
forming our main force team.
**[04:06] ---**
Akihisa and I will also
participate as a backup team.
**[04:08] ---**
We don't have to participate?
**[04:10] ---**
I'd like to give you and
Muttsulini separate missions.
**[04:14] ---**
Got it. Just leave it to us!
**[04:16] ---**
If we try hard and fight well, we
can promote the merit of Class F, too.
**[04:21] ---**
*We definitely have to win in order also
to prevent Himeji from changing schools.*
**[04:25] ---**
So, Akihisa, you did study hard, right?
**[04:29] ---**
Unless you get good scores in the
replenish test before the tournament,
**[04:32] ---**
you can't compete.
**[04:34] ---**
Don't worry! I studied with a
particular focus on Japanese History!
**[04:38] ---**
I see. Well done, Akihisa.
**[04:41] ---**
Hm?
**[04:44] ---**
What's this?
**[04:45] ---**
Japanese History isn't in the list
of subjects for today's tournament.
**[04:48] ---**
Seriously?! No one told me that!
**[04:51] ---**
Well then, we're now starting
the Summoner Test Tournament!
**[04:55] ---**
"Summoner Test Tournament"
**[04:58] ---**
The main event of the Fumizuki
Academy Refreshing Festival
**[05:02] ---**
has now started.
**[05:04] ---**
What do you think, Ms. Takahashi?
**[05:07] ---**
I'd like to see our students try their best.
**[05:10] ---**
In the blue corner, from Year 2,
Class F, Yuuji Sakamoto and Akihisa Yoshii!
**[05:16] ---**
We'll brace ourselves and fight!
**[05:18] ---**
Yeah...
**[05:19] ---**
Geez... Don't be so down
just because you miscalculated.
**[05:22] ---**
In the red corner...
**[05:24] ---**
Look. We're fighting Class E people first.
**[05:27] ---**
So long as we stay focused, we can win.
**[05:29] ---**
Yeah. We fought them once in an ST War.
**[05:33] ---**
...from Year 2, Class B,
Ritsuko Iwashita and Mayumi Kikuiri!
**[05:37] ---**
What?! It got changed?!
**[05:39] ---**
We're fighting Class B from the start?!
**[05:42] ---**
Hey, what's going on?!
**[05:44] ---**
I thought our opponent
was going to be Class E.
**[05:46] ---**
Well, it's out of my control.
**[05:48] ---**
What's the matter?!
**[05:49] ---**
There seems to be mechanical problems.
**[05:51] ---**
There're more battles to
come. Get on it right away!
**[05:54] ---**
I guess it can't be helped. Mayumi!
**[05:57] ---**
Yeah. Let's do it, Ritsuko!
**[05:59] ---**
This is unexpected.
**[06:01] ---**
What're we gonna do, Yuuji?
**[06:04] ---**
Of course, we have no choice but to fight!
**[06:06] ---**
What do you think of this
battle, Ms. Takahashi?
**[06:09] ---**
Class F vs. Class B may
not be much of a fight.
**[06:13] ---**
Since this is the first round, there're
probably many un-balanced battles.
**[06:16] ---**
The fighting subject is...
**[06:18] ---**
Math! Start!
**[06:28] ---**
Summon!
**[06:32] ---**
Summon!
**[06:39] ---**
Not bad... Just as you'd
expect from Class B. But...!
**[06:47] ---**
Summon!
**[06:49] ---**
That's amazing, Yuuji!
How come you have such a high score?
**[06:52] ---**
I've been continuously studying
to beat Class A this time for sure.
**[06:57] ---**
To beat Class A...?
**[06:59] ---**
Yuuji, you'd go that far...
**[07:01] ---**
Shouko asked me...
**[07:03] ---**
Asked you what?
**[07:07] ---**
--Yuuji...
--...where I want to have the wedding.
**[07:13] ---**
I have to beat Class A...
in order to protect my life!
**[07:19] ---**
Yuuji, you'd go that far...
**[07:22] ---**
You're in the same boat
as me! Don't act unsightly!
**[07:27] ---**
I know. I've studied, too. Summon!
**[07:31] ---**
You're hopeless.
**[07:32] ---**
What can I do?!
**[07:34] ---**
Looks like they're no match for us.
**[07:37] ---**
Let's take care of them quickly
and get ready for the next battle.
**[07:40] ---**
Ritsuko!
**[07:41] ---**
Mayumi!
**[07:44] ---**
Here we come!
**[07:45] ---**
I see. At least you seem well-coordinated.
**[07:48] ---**
For girls pretending to be friends,
you're doing well in your own way.
**[07:53] ---**
Well then, we'll show you some real teamwork!
**[07:56] ---**
Right, Akihisa.
**[07:58] ---**
Yuuji!
**[07:59] ---**
I'll leave the rest to you!
**[08:02] ---**
What good is leaving it
to each other going to do?!
**[08:05] ---**
That's my line, you idiot!
**[08:10] ---**
Humph. Looks like our teamwork is about even.
**[08:13] ---**
Huh?!
**[08:14] ---**
Okay, Akihisa. We'll use that strategy!
**[08:17] ---**
Strategy?
**[08:18] ---**
Yeah. While Akihisa attracts
one of the enemies' attention,
**[08:21] ---**
Yeah...?
**[08:22] ---**
you defeat the other enemy.
**[08:25] ---**
Both of them are me!
**[08:27] ---**
I guess it can't be helped.
We'll fight together.
**[08:30] ---**
Err, it can't be helped?
**[08:31] ---**
I'll be in charge of attacking.
You'll be the shield.
**[08:35] ---**
"Flesh Shield"
**[08:36] ---**
I'm the only one who'll get beaten!
It hurts when I get hit, you know!
**[08:40] ---**
Now that it's come to this,
no blatant trick is necessary!
**[08:42] ---**
Each of us will defeat one!
We'll fight head to head!
**[08:44] ---**
"Fight Head to Head"
**[08:45] ---**
What about the strategy?
**[08:48] ---**
Hiya!
**[08:49] ---**
Shoot!
**[08:51] ---**
Take this!
**[08:53] ---**
My attack isn't hitting him?!
**[08:54] ---**
*Since Akihisa is a probationary student,*
**[08:57] ---**
*he's used to using his Avatar for chores,*
**[08:59] ---**
*so he's good at making his Avatar move fast.*
**[09:02] ---**
It's my turn now!
**[09:06] ---**
All right! How's Yuuji doing?!
**[09:08] ---**
Take this, this, this, this...!
**[09:11] ---**
Why?!
**[09:20] ---**
Now!
**[09:24] ---**
"Video does not depict actual match."
**[09:34] ---**
Huh...? Isn't it kinda
like... we're bad guys?
**[09:40] ---**
This isn't really a pleasant sight, is it?
**[09:42] ---**
As an educator, I want the
Sakamoto-Yoshii team to lose at any cost.
**[09:48] ---**
What?! That's not nice!
**[09:53] ---**
The winner is the
Sakamoto-Yoshii team in the blue corner!
**[09:58] ---**
How frustrating!
**[09:59] ---**
It's embarrassing to
lose against guys like them!
**[10:02] ---**
That's mean! How disgusting! Stupid!
**[10:05] ---**
Man, how harsh people are...
**[10:07] ---**
We did it...
**[10:12] ---**
*Thus, battle after battle
was fought in the first round,*
**[10:15] ---**
*and those teams that lost disappeared.*
**[10:19] ---**
In the blue corner, from Year 2, Class F,
Yuuji Sakamoto and Akihisa Yoshii!
**[10:25] ---**
In the red corner, from
Year 2, Class B, Kyouji Nemoto
**[10:28] ---**
and Year 2, Class C, Yuuka Koyama!
**[10:31] ---**
Class B again, Yuuji.
**[10:33] ---**
So those guys, this time...
**[10:35] ---**
Yoshii and Sakamoto?!
**[10:37] ---**
Y-You're our opponent?
**[10:39] ---**
What's the matter, Kyouji?
It's the idiot duo from Class F.
**[10:42] ---**
This fight is practically in the bag, right?
**[10:45] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[10:46] ---**
The fighting subject is...
**[10:48] ---**
English! Start!
**[10:50] ---**
Summon!
**[10:55] ---**
Yuuji...
**[10:56] ---**
What is it, Akihisa?
**[10:59] ---**
I thought you said you'd been
studying in order to beat Class A!
**[11:02] ---**
It's impossible to cover
all the subjects all at once!
**[11:04] ---**
We both have this kind of
score! What're we gonna do?!
**[11:06] ---**
Don't worry. Since our opponent
is them, there's something we can do.
**[11:14] ---**
Muttsulini, give me that thing.
**[11:17] ---**
Th-That's...
**[11:19] ---**
*Kyouji Nemoto's Personal Photo Collection.*
**[11:21] ---**
*"Please take a look at the new me!"*
**[11:24] ---**
*Kouta Tsuchiya took and
compiled the photos of Kyouji Nemoto*
**[11:27] ---**
*who had to dress as a woman
because he lost in a Summoner Test War.*
**[11:31] ---**
*This is a work that was
never to be made public.*
**[11:33] ---**
We'll use this as a negotiation material.
**[11:36] ---**
I see. He did a terrible thing to
Himeji then. We won't hesitate to use it.
**[11:42] ---**
Nemoto! If you don't want us
to pass out this photo collection...
**[11:45] ---**
Wait, Akihisa.
**[11:46] ---**
What? Why? Don't tell me you'll forgive him!
**[11:50] ---**
You're too soft.
**[11:52] ---**
Nemoto! Look at this!
**[11:54] ---**
Th-That's...!
**[11:56] ---**
O-Okay, Sakamoto! We'll surrender!
**[11:59] ---**
You're the winner of this battle,
so don't show those photos!
**[12:03] ---**
Class C rep! Do you want this?!
**[12:06] ---**
Okay, we lose.
**[12:09] ---**
The winner is the
Sakamoto-Yoshii team in the blue corner!
**[12:15] ---**
Please, Yuuka! Let me explain!
**[12:18] ---**
Kyouji...
**[12:20] ---**
Let's break up.
**[12:21] ---**
Yuuka!
**[12:24] ---**
--Bummed... *--Bummed...*
**[12:25] ---**
*Thus, one battle after
another has completed smoothly.*
**[12:30] ---**
Good job, Aki!
**[12:32] ---**
I'm happy for you, Akihisa.
**[12:34] ---**
That's amazing, Big Brother!
**[12:36] ---**
Thanks, Haduki. How did you guys do, Himeji?
**[12:39] ---**
We won, too.
**[12:41] ---**
Piece of cake!
**[12:42] ---**
Good! I hope both our teams
can advance to the final like this.
**[12:45] ---**
This is strange.
**[12:47] ---**
What's the matter, Sakamoto?
**[12:49] ---**
Our opponents were a little...
**[12:50] ---**
Didn't we just have bad luck
since it's decided randomly?
**[12:53] ---**
Even so, it's baffling.
**[12:55] ---**
Hideyoshi, Muttsulini,
prepare for the strategy.
**[12:59] ---**
Roger.
**[13:00] ---**
Got it.
**[13:01] ---**
Strategy?
**[13:02] ---**
If I'm right, we can't defeat our
next opponent if we fight head to head.
**[13:07] ---**
Huh?
**[13:08] ---**
In the red corner, from Year 2, Class A,
Shouko Kirishima and Yuuko Kinoshita!
**[13:13] ---**
I knew it. So they're putting these
two from Class A up against us, huh?
**[13:17] ---**
Just as we expected.
**[13:19] ---**
I'm counting on you, Hideyoshi.
**[13:21] ---**
Way to go! Hideyoshi
trading places with Kinoshita...
**[13:26] ---**
That's a strategy that works only for twins!
**[13:27] ---**
Did you really think it would be that easy?
**[13:28] ---**
What? Hideyoshi...?
**[13:30] ---**
Hideyoshi? You mean that idiot?
**[13:34] ---**
Sorry, I made a blunder.
**[13:36] ---**
What?!
**[13:37] ---**
I know how you think, Yuuji.
**[13:41] ---**
Now that it's come to this, I have
no choice but to use our trump card.
**[13:44] ---**
Trump card? You have a plan?!
**[13:47] ---**
Sure. Yuuji, say exactly what I tell you to.
**[13:51] ---**
Okay. I'll leave things to you this time.
**[13:55] ---**
Shouko, listen to me.
**[13:57] ---**
Shouko, listen to me!
**[14:00] ---**
I want to win the tournament no matter what.
**[14:03] ---**
I want to win the tournament no matter what!
**[14:05] ---**
--If I win the tournament...
--If I win the tournament...
**[14:07] ---**
--I'll propose to you!
--If I win the tournament...
**[14:08] ---**
--I'll propose...
**[14:09] ---**
--I love you, Shouko.
--I'll propose--
**[14:10] ---**
Wait! Hey! Why would I say that, you idiot?!
**[14:13] ---**
Rah!
**[14:19] ---**
If I win the tournament, I'll propose to you!
**[14:22] ---**
I love you, Shouko!
**[14:29] ---**
I lose.
**[14:31] ---**
Rep!
**[14:33] ---**
Even if I'm fighting by myself, I won't lose!
**[14:35] ---**
The fighting subject is...
**[14:36] ---**
Health and Physical Education! Start!
**[14:38] ---**
Summon!
**[14:40] ---**
I've got another plan! Here I come!
I'll show my strongest summon!
**[14:51] ---**
Summon!
**[14:55] ---**
See that?! Killer technique!
Summoning a substitute!
**[14:58] ---**
Go ahead and beat that if you can!
**[15:02] ---**
Teacher, that's a foul play.
**[15:05] ---**
Oh shoot!
**[15:09] ---**
I love you... Shouko!
**[15:15] ---**
We'll withdraw.
**[15:17] ---**
Rep?!
**[15:18] ---**
Since the team in the red corner withdrew,
**[15:19] ---**
the winner is the
Sakamoto-Yoshii team in the blue corner!
**[15:28] ---**
"Chinese-style café: European"
**[15:29] ---**
You son of a bitch!
What the hell kind of stunt was that?!
**[15:31] ---**
It was your fault that she saw
through your strategy, wasn't it?!
**[15:34] ---**
Give me a break! To think
that you put my life in danger...!
**[15:37] ---**
I'm surprised that you guys won like that.
**[15:40] ---**
That's okay. We all advanced
to the semi finals, so...
**[15:44] ---**
Yeah. Both teams came
this far. Winning the tournament
**[15:47] ---**
is no longer a dream, is it?
**[15:49] ---**
This is amazing!
**[15:50] ---**
I'll try hard to give you my
support so that you'll win, Big Brother!
**[15:55] ---**
Thanks, Haduki. I'll do my best!
**[15:57] ---**
We're now starting the semi finals.
**[15:59] ---**
In the red corner, from Year 2, Class F,
Mizuki Himeji and Minami Shimada!
**[16:03] ---**
Oh no...
**[16:04] ---**
Well, that's fine. Our goal is to
produce a champion from Class F.
**[16:09] ---**
We don't have to push too hard to win here.
**[16:11] ---**
Yeah. We'll lose quickly so that Himeji
and Minami can conserve their power.
**[16:16] ---**
Stupid Big Brother! Go for it!
**[16:19] ---**
Haduki...
**[16:20] ---**
I'm cheering for you! So please don't lose!
**[16:24] ---**
*Sorry, Haduki. Grown-ups have to
deal with things kids don't understand...*
**[16:28] ---**
If you win, I'll give you a
grown-ups' kiss as a reward!
**[16:31] ---**
What?!
**[16:32] ---**
Huh?
**[16:33] ---**
Not just a kiss, but I'll
take a bath with you!
**[16:36] ---**
What?!
**[16:37] ---**
Take a bath together...!
**[16:40] ---**
You'll be tired, so I'll wash off your back!
**[16:44] ---**
Grrrr...
**[16:48] ---**
After all, we should fight seriously, right?
**[16:51] ---**
W-Wait! Our goal is...
**[16:53] ---**
--Drop dead!
- -Drop dead!
**[16:59] ---**
It's rude if you go easy
on us purposely, right?
**[17:02] ---**
Oh no... If we fight seriously,
I'll be in pain from the feedback!
**[17:05] ---**
--Kill him!
- -Kill him!
**[17:11] ---**
What is this...?
**[17:12] ---**
We're all from Class F and yet,
**[17:14] ---**
why do I really feel like
I'm playing an away game?
**[17:16] ---**
Give it up, Akihisa.
We'll quickly lose and leave.
**[17:20] ---**
I won't forgive you if you lose on purpose.
**[17:22] ---**
Shouko?!
**[17:23] ---**
You said that you'd propose
to me if you win the tournament.
**[17:26] ---**
If you lose on purpose,
we'll get married immediately.
**[17:28] ---**
Same difference!
**[17:30] ---**
Wh-What're we gonna do?
**[17:33] ---**
Now that it's come to this, we'll
win and won't let them complain!
**[17:35] ---**
But how can we defeat Himeji and Minami?
**[17:38] ---**
The fighting subject is...
**[17:39] ---**
Classic Japanese! Start!
**[17:41] ---**
"Video does not depict actual match."
**[17:41] ---**
Summon!
**[17:53] ---**
An Avatar with only
6 points is virtually non-existent.
**[17:56] ---**
Of course! Let's go, Akihisa!
**[17:59] ---**
Okay!
**[18:00] ---**
Summon!
**[18:02] ---**
Akihisa...!
**[18:03] ---**
I'm honestly feeling bad.
**[18:09] ---**
You don't give up, do you?!
Stop fighting and get beaten!
**[18:11] ---**
We'll send you to the
afterlife with a single blow.
**[18:14] ---**
Eek! If I'm beaten with that
score, I'll really die from the pain!
**[18:19] ---**
Akihisa! Block Himeji's weapon!
I'll do something about her!
**[18:23] ---**
Okay! I'll try!
**[18:33] ---**
Ahh!
**[18:34] ---**
Eek! What're you doing?!
**[18:37] ---**
Let go!
**[18:39] ---**
Yuuji! Now! Be careful to avoid me!
**[18:41] ---**
Take this!
**[18:45] ---**
Huh?
**[18:50] ---**
The winner is the Sakamoto-Yoshii
team in the blue corner!
**[18:53] ---**
It didn't make any difference
who I got beaten by, did it?
**[18:58] ---**
Huh?
**[18:59] ---**
--Bring death to the traitor!
--H-Hey! Wait!
**[19:04] ---**
Why am I the only one...
**[19:05] ---**
Don't worry. I won't let
your useless death go in vain.
**[19:09] ---**
How is a useless death not in vain?!
**[19:11] ---**
Huh?
**[19:13] ---**
I obtained some information.
**[19:14] ---**
Information?
**[19:15] ---**
It was as you thought, Yuuji.
**[19:17] ---**
I see... I knew it.
**[19:20] ---**
Akihisa, we'll fight seriously in the final.
**[19:22] ---**
Yep.
**[19:23] ---**
"Final"
**[19:24] ---**
The final battle will finally be held
as all the academy students watch.
**[19:29] ---**
Believe it or not, those
who advanced to the final
**[19:32] ---**
are the duo from Class F,
the lowest marked class.
**[19:35] ---**
We may now have to
revise our perception of Class F.
**[19:39] ---**
Their opponent is the duo
from Year 3, Class A.
**[19:43] ---**
Year 3, Class A?!
**[19:44] ---**
In the red corner, from Year 3, Class A,
**[19:47] ---**
Shunpei Natsukawa and Yuusaku Tsunemura!
**[19:50] ---**
The Toko-Natsu Duo?!
**[19:52] ---**
Akihisa!
**[19:53] ---**
Aki!
**[19:54] ---**
I'm surprised to see
you've advanced to the final.
**[19:58] ---**
But this is it for you.
**[20:02] ---**
We'll crush you to our heart's content!
**[20:10] ---**
You still have that stuff on your head?!
**[20:12] ---**
I can't get it off!
**[20:14] ---**
You're a perv!
**[20:15] ---**
You're the one who stuck it on!
**[20:17] ---**
Upperclassmen, are you
done with your cheap tricks?
**[20:20] ---**
What? Cheap tricks?
**[20:21] ---**
You guys are the ones who played
with our opponent selections, aren't you?
**[20:25] ---**
Tsk. We went the trouble to
make it so that you'd lose quickly
**[20:27] ---**
so that we could save you the
embarrassment of losing to us.
**[20:30] ---**
Seriously, to see you
toughed it out this far...
**[20:32] ---**
We'll settle yesterday's
incident right here, right now!
**[20:35] ---**
That's fine! We'll take you on!
**[20:37] ---**
Just wait and see. I'll crush you
with English, my favorite subject!
**[20:43] ---**
"Fighting Subject" "English"
**[20:44] ---**
Both teams, prepare for battle!
**[20:47] ---**
"Fighting Subject"
"Japanese History"
**[20:49] ---**
What?!
**[20:50] ---**
It's not English?!
**[20:51] ---**
"Yuuji"
**[20:52] ---**
Good job, Muttsulini!
**[20:53] ---**
That was a piece of cake.
**[20:55] ---**
Yuuji...
**[20:56] ---**
You played all sorts of cheap tricks.
**[20:59] ---**
This level of handicap
shouldn't be a problem.
**[21:00] ---**
Dammit!
**[21:02] ---**
Summon!
**[21:06] ---**
Summon!
**[21:10] ---**
What?!
**[21:11] ---**
We're standing even?!
**[21:12] ---**
Aki normally has about 60 points!
**[21:15] ---**
That's amazing, Akihisa!
**[21:17] ---**
We're not gonna hold back!
**[21:20] ---**
Shut up!
**[21:24] ---**
I'll take you on!
**[21:27] ---**
What?!
**[21:31] ---**
How dare you! You're only a Class F student!
**[21:35] ---**
Now!
**[21:39] ---**
I'll show you... the difference in
our experiences! Thank me for it!
**[21:47] ---**
Take this!
**[21:53] ---**
I heard that you're a probationary student.
**[21:56] ---**
That must really hurt.
**[22:09] ---**
Akihisa! You son of a bitch! Show some guts!
**[22:26] ---**
You can still fight, can't you, partner?
**[22:28] ---**
Of course!
**[22:32] ---**
He's struggling fruitlessly.
I'll finish him off!
**[22:47] ---**
Go!
**[22:53] ---**
To think you threw your weapon...! Fine!
**[22:56] ---**
Got you!
**[23:00] ---**
What?!
**[23:02] ---**
Akihisa!
**[23:31] ---**
The winner is the team in the blue corner!
**[23:34] ---**
Say...
**[23:35] ---**
...what?!
**[23:39] ---**
The champions of the Summoner
Test Tournament have been decided!
**[23:43] ---**
The Yuuji Sakamoto-Akihisa
Yoshii team from Year 2, Class F!
**[23:49] ---**
We did it, Akihisa.
**[23:51] ---**
Yep.
**[23:52] ---**
Dammit! We can't accept this!
**[23:54] ---**
What? Do you still have complaints?
**[23:56] ---**
Of course we do!
You constantly cheated in your battles!
**[24:00] ---**
Call them battles of wits.
**[24:01] ---**
You guys cheated, too!
**[24:03] ---**
Okay, then! We'll expose everything!
**[24:07] ---**
This tournament is void!
**[24:10] ---**
What?!
**[24:10] ---**
They're gonna expose our
cheatings over the school PA system!
**[24:13] ---**
Oh no! If our victory becomes void...
**[24:19] ---**
Akihisa!
**[24:20] ---**
That's it!
**[24:23] ---**
Let me borrow this a bit.
**[24:25] ---**
Wh-What're you gonna...
**[24:32] ---**
I'm not gonna let them
get in the way of our victory!
**[24:34] ---**
We have to win the championship
and purchase new equipment!
**[24:38] ---**
We're not gonna let Himeji change schools!
**[24:50] ---**
All right!
**[24:51] ---**
Good job, Akihisa!
**[25:15] ---**
Ah...
**[25:15] ---**
Shoot...
**[25:16] ---**
You brats...!
**[25:19] ---**
Not there!
**[25:23] ---**
Are you okay, stupid Big Brother?
**[25:26] ---**
Seriously, there's such a
thing as going too far, you know?
**[25:30] ---**
But those guys were...
**[25:32] ---**
By paying for the repair of
the damaged school buildings,
**[25:34] ---**
most of the funds for replacing
the equipment disappeared.
**[25:38] ---**
What...?!
**[25:40] ---**
We have just enough to
buy low tables at best.
**[25:43] ---**
We put the cart before the horse.
**[25:45] ---**
Then... what happens to
Himeji's changing schools?
**[25:49] ---**
Akihisa!
**[25:50] ---**
Himeji...
**[25:51] ---**
Where have you been, Mizuki?
**[25:54] ---**
I was with my father for a bit.
**[25:56] ---**
What?
**[25:57] ---**
So he came to see the tournament...
**[25:58] ---**
This is hopeless...
**[26:00] ---**
My father said that...
**[26:03] ---**
if I am to continue attending this
school, not only should I study hard,
**[26:06] ---**
but I should also build physical strength.
**[26:09] ---**
Then...!
**[26:10] ---**
He also said that...
**[26:12] ---**
...I have good friends.
**[26:25] ---**
Yep! He's right!
**[26:43] ---**
*Yasumi no yokujitsu wa yasumi ni surubeki da*
**[26:52] ---**
*Yasumi no zenjitsu mo yasumi ni surubeki da*
**[27:01] ---**
*Owaritakunai! Tsuzuite hoshii!*
**[27:05] ---**
*Heya kara wa detakunai!*
**[27:10] ---**
*Shinjitakunai! Shinjirarenai!*
**[27:14] ---**
*Getsuyou wa kirai*
**[27:21] ---**
*Okinakya owaru*
**[27:26] ---**
*Sakaraenai suima ni*
**[27:31] ---**
*Ato chotto dake nebareru*
**[27:35] ---**
*Yume no naka wa shiawase!*
**[27:39] ---**
*Okitara iitomo owatta "dame kamo..."*
**[27:44] ---**
*Yume no tsuzuki wa horaa na genjitsu*
**[27:48] ---**
*Imasara jitabata shitemo
jikan wa modorya shinai*
**[27:53] ---**
*Futatabi yume no sekai e daibu*
**[27:59] ---**
We're now starting the closing party.
**[28:02] ---**
To students, please
gather in the school building.
**[28:07] ---**
There were many misunderstandings,
but they were all due to bad luck.
**[28:11] ---**
So let's start ov--
**[28:13] ---**
"Kyouji Nemoto's Photo Collection"
**[28:14] ---**
Please wait! Yuuka!
**[28:18] ---**
Yuuji, your promise... Propose...
**[28:21] ---**
Dammit!
**[28:23] ---**
The testimony gained by torture
won't work as evidence in a trial!
**[28:29] ---**
Uhm... Akihisa...
**[28:31] ---**
I-If you like... shall we...
**[28:35] ---**
Let's dance a folk dance!
**[28:38] ---**
Okay! Let's dance, Haduki!
**[28:40] ---**
Oh no...
**[28:42] ---**
Akihisa...
**[28:44] ---**
What complicated guys they are...
**[28:47] ---**
Yep.
**[28:48] ---**
*Thus, the Refreshing Festival has ended.*
**[28:52] ---**
*Their cheeks blushing
from the burning flames,*
**[28:54] ---**
*the students held their
feelings in their hearts*
**[28:56] ---**
*as the night of the festival wore on.*
**[28:59] ---**
"The end"