Baka & Test - Summon the Beasts -

• Season 1
• 1 - Idiots, Classes, and the Summoner Test War
• 2 - Lilies, Roses, and Health and Physical Education
• 3 - Food Budget, Dates, and Stun Guns
• 4 - Love, Spices, and Boxed Lunches
• 5 - Maps, Treasures, and Striker Sigma V
• 6 - Me, Pools, and Swimsuit Paradises... and...
• 7 - Me, Shouko, and Kisaragi Grand Park
• 8 - Recklessness, Labyrinths, and the Avatar Instrumentality Project
• 9 - Kisses, Breasts, and Ponytails
• 10 - Trial Exams, Mysterious Thieves, and Love Letters
• 11 - Rivals, Love Letters, and Blitz Tactics
• 12 - Love, Courage and Our Battle Has Just Begun!
• 13 - BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts
• Season 2
• 1 - Me, Everyone, and Swimming in the Ocean!
• 2 - Me, Yukata, and Festivities!
• 3 - Me, That Girl, and a Stuffed Toy!
• 4 - Me, TRUE Colors and a Man's Dignity!
• 5 - Me, Peeking, and Training Camp!
• 6 - Me, Peeking, and Guys' Friendship!
• 7 - Me, Peeking, and Far Away Paradise!
• 8 - Me, Japan, and Unknown Words!
• 9 - Me, Romance, and Negotiation Skills!
• 10 - Me, Romance, and Love Skills!
• 11 - Yuuji, Shouko, and Childhood Memories!
• 12 - Idiots, Clownery, and Requiem!
• 13 - BAKA and TEST - Summon The Beasts!
• Season 3
• 1 - Day 1 - Me, Maids, and a New Start
• 2 - Day 2 - Idiots, Fireworks and the Summoner Tournament

Season 1

1 - Idiots, Classes, and the Summoner Test War

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    Fumizuki Academy is...
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    a prep school that implemented
    the world's first special systems.
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    Well then, please start.
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    One of them is the Summoner Test War.
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    It is a battle between classes using
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    Avatars realized using
    state-of-the-art technology.
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    And the other is classroom equipment
    based on the students' performance.
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    At the end of the first year,
    they take a placement test.
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    Based on the results,
    they are divided into 6 levels,
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    from the top, Class A,
    through the bottom, Class F.
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    So this is the placement test.
    It's difficult, as is to be expected...
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    but I can handle something this difficult.
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    Hm?
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    Ah!
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    Himeji?
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    Are you all right, Himeji? Hang in there!
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    If you leave the room during the test,
    you'll receive zeroes. Understood?
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    Hey, Teacher!
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    What is it, Yoshii?
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    How can she help it if she's sick?!
    Giving her a zero for that is cruel!
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    Yoshi... i...
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    Staying healthy is also...
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    You're late, Yoshii!
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    Ugh! Iron Man!
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    Not Iron Man! Call me Mr. Nishimura!
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    Here. You're the last one.
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    That's the result of the placement test.
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    You'll belong to that class from today on.
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    Okay!
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    Yoshii...
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    Hm?
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    I can tell you this now.
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    While watching you over the last year,
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    I had a suspicion... that
    you might actually be an idiot.
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    What?
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    But looking at your test results,
    I realized that was my mistake.
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    I'm sorry, Yoshii. I shouldn't
    have doubted you. I was wrong.
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    You are, beyond any doubt,
    the real deal... a genuine idiot!
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    What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?
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    One more chance, one more
    chance. Never never give up!
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    One more chance, one
    more chance. Never give up!
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    BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts-
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    "Nice to encounter you,"
    that one's too easy!
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    There's only one answer
    that I decided on at the start
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    My heart fluttered. Will I pass?
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    I won't panic whether
    it's a matter of love or war
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    I sigh as I cram all night long
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    There's a genius dreamer inside of me
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    It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true
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    Pay no mind to other people's worlds
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    Perfect-area complete!
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    I'll definitely be waiting right here.
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    Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it
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    Ah! Ear! Ear!
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    Why? We just keep missing each other
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    If you came to me for advice, it'd go like
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    "So, friends?" "Yes, friends."
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    That's a sad 0 points.
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    No! Do it again! Rewrite it!
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    I'm serious, one
    more chance please
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    You know, there's a future
    more wonderful than now
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    Make it more wonderful than
    now... my life, my life, my life
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    "Episode 1" "Idiots, Classes, and the Summoner Test War"
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    Fumizuki Academy is...
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    a prep school that implemented the world's first special systems.
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    "Try very hard."
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    Why Class F?
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    "Akihisa Yoshii"
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    That's the lowest ranked class.
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    I was so sure I did okay in the placement test.
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    I answered at least one
    out of every ten questions.
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    Hm?
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    Fumizuki Academy is
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    a prep school that takes pride
    in having the latest equipment.
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    Whoa...
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    Workstations and reclining chairs...
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    They're provided with laptops?!
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    Ah! They've got free drink
    fountains and all-you-can-eat snacks?!
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    I'm jealous of Class A!
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    Tatami mats? Cushions? Low tables?!
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    This is the Class F classroom?!
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    Fumizuki Academy is ruthless.
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    If you wish to have a better
    school life, do better in school.
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    That is the law of this academy.
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    Dammit! Is this what you call a social divide?
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    Yoshii. Please hurry up and take your seat.
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    Okay.
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    Where's my seat?
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    Have a seat wherever you like.
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    We don't even get assigned seats?!
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    Teacher, my cushion
    has very little cotton in it.
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    Please bear it.
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    "Whoosh"
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    Teacher! The draft is cold.
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    Please bear it.
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    Teacher! One of the legs
    of my low table got broken.
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    Please bear it.
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    Not possible!
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    I was just kidding.
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    Yes, Fumizuki Academy is ruthless.
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    Well, I'm your homeroom teacher, Fukuhara.
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    I look forward to teaching
    you this year, everyon--
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    I'll go get some tools, so please
    study on your own until I'm back.
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    Seriously, this classroom is terrible.
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    I have to spend a year in
    this place? How depressing.
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    If you have complaints,
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    you should've gotten better
    scores on the placement test.
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    Yuuji! You're in Class F, too?!
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    "Yuuji Sakamoto"
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    Not just me.
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    "Minami Shimada"
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    Hello, hello. I'm in Class F, too.
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    Shimada... I see... It makes sense
    that you'd be in Class F, right?
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    Are you trying to say I'm an idiot?
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    Ouch, ouch, ouch! Since you don't have breasts,
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    my ears are rubbing against your ribs!
    It hurts so much worse than norma--
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    I-I can almost see it, but not... not...
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    "Kouta Tsuchiya"
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    I grew up abroad, so I can't read
    the questions in Japanese. That's all!
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    You guys are lively, as usual...
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    Hideyoshi?
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    "Hideyoshi Kinoshita"
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    I'm in Class F, too. Glad to see you here.
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    Same here. Glad to see you here.
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    At any rate, just as you'd expect
    from the lowest performing class.
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    As far as the eye can see,
    I see only shabby guys.
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    That includes you, though.
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    But I'm glad... that the only girl
    here is a pretty girl like you, Hideyoshi.
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    I'm a guy.
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    I'm the girl.
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    You don't get it, do you?
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    Girls are kind and graceful,
    and have this soothing aura.
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    Just looking at them puts our hearts at ease.
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    Someone like you who's rough,
    violent and scary with no breas--
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    I feel a severe pain in my spine!
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    Uhm... I'm sorry that I'm late.
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    I went to the nurse's office
    and it took a while, so...
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    "Mizuki Himeji"
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    Himeji...
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    Ah... Yoshii!
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    Oh... how cute she is.
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    Why is someone like her in Class F?
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    I'm so glad I'm in Class F!
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    Yoshii...
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    What is it... Himeji?
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    Doesn't it hurt?
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    Ahh! My spine has never been
    bent this way in my entire life!
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    Almost... Almost...
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    Ahhh! If it gets bent further, I'm gonna...
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    "Twitch, twitch, twitch..."
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    Muttsulini!
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    Hang in there!
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    L... L...
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    Don't talk! We'll call a doctor right away!
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    L... Light blue...
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    Muttsulini!
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    I'm glad that there's another girl in the class.
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    Muttsulini! Are you okay?! Your wound isn't deep!
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    Seats are not assigned
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    Muttsulini! Hang in there!
[08:05] ---
    so we were told to sit wherever we like.
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    Help! Somebody, please help him!
[08:07] ---
    Okay. Thank you very much.
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    Then...
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    Doctor! Is there a doctor in the house?!
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    Is that seat open?
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    What? Sure, go ahead.
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    I see. You're in Class F, too, huh?
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    I'm looking forward to
    studying with you, Yoshii...
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    Are you still sick?
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    Yeah, a little...
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    The drafty classroom... Thin cushions...
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    Old tatami mats with
    mold and dust floating about...
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    It's not a good environment for
    someone who's still recuperating, is it?
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    So, what do you want?
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    This is what I think. Schools
    are a microcosm of society, right?
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    There shouldn't be discriminatory
    inequality among classes like this.
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    But no matter what we,
    the lowest ranked students, say,
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    it's considered only the grumblings of a loser.
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    So we should challenge other
    classes to a fight fair and square,
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    and obtain the power and right to
    speak first. Then we should cast this issue...
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    In other words, you wanna improve
    our classroom equipment for Himeji, huh?
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    I'm beating around the
    bush because it's embarrassing!
[09:12] ---
    Why do you have to rephrase it bluntly?!
[09:13] ---
    Okay. To tell you the truth,
    I was thinking about starting a war, too.
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    What? You too?
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    Yeah. I wanted to prove that
    academic ability isn't all that matters in life.
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    And... we do stand a chance of winning.
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    Do you wanna try, Akihisa?
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    Yeah. Let's do it! Let's call
    for a Summoner Test War!
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    Everyone, listen! As the Class F Rep,
    I'd like to make a proposal.
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    I'm thinking of having us,
    Class F, start a Summoner Test War.
[09:42] ---
    What?!
[09:43] ---
    A Summoner Test War...? Don't tell me...
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    At Fumizuki Academy,
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    there's a system called Summoner
    Test War, also known as ST War.
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    With a teacher present,
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    a student can summon their
    Avatar, whose offense power
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    is based on the student's
    performance in that subject.
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    Students fight using their Avatars.
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    By defeating a higher-ranked
    class, they can exchange
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    their classroom equipment with
    the higher ranked class's equipment.
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    Everyone, aren't you unhappy
    with this shabby classroom?!
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    Heck yeah we are!
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    But if we can just win in a ST War,
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    we can even get our hands on
    that gorgeous Class A equipment!
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    We're the lowest ranked students!
    We're at the very bottom of the academy!
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    We're a group of scum noticed
    by no one and below everyone!
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    In other words, that
    means we have nothing to lose!
[10:30] ---
    So why don't we try?! There's no harm!
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    In addition, we have this guy!
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    Huh?
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    Believe it or not, this guy, Akihisa
    Yoshii, is a probationary student!
[10:45] ---
    He's a probationary student?!
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    I didn't know we had a guy
    like that in this class.
[10:46] ---
    Incredible... This is my first
    time seeing one.
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    Purify the room with salt!
[10:49] ---
    I'm in despair.
[10:50] ---
    Well, I'm not all that special...
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    What is it, Himeji?
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    Is a probationary
    student really that incredible?
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    Yeah. It's not like anyone can become one.
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    It's a special treatment
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    for a trouble student
    whose school performance is bad
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    and who lacks a desire to learn.
[11:04] ---
    It's also said to be a synonym for "idiot."
[11:06] ---
    It's someone who's completely useless.
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    Whoa, that's really incredible.
[11:11] ---
    Ah! I wanna crawl under the rug if we had one.
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    If we win in a ST War, we can say
    goodbye to this shabby classroom!
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    What do you say, everyone?! Do you wanna try?!
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    Yeah!
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    Then, to start with, we'll
    defeat the next rank up, Class E!
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    Akihisa! As an ambassador for
    Class F, go declare war against Class E.
[11:29] ---
    What? Me?
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    Normally, a lower-ranked class'
    messenger who declares war
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    is given hell, right?
[11:35] ---
    That's something that
    happens in movies and novels.
[11:38] ---
    There's no way they'd do rude things
    to an important ambassador, is there?
[11:41] ---
    But...
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    Akihisa. This is an important
    mission that only you can do.
[11:47] ---
    Please just trust me and go.
[11:51] ---
    Okay.
[11:53] ---
    You lied!
[11:54] ---
    I figured as much.
[11:56] ---
    So you expected this?!
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    One is unfit to be a class rep
    if he can't expect that much.
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    At least try to sound sorry!
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    Now, we can't go back, Akihisa. Are you ready?
[12:05] ---
    What?
[12:07] ---
    This is what you want, right?
[12:10] ---
    Yeah! Bring it on any time!
[12:13] ---
    Oh? This year's Year 2 students
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    are trying to call for a ST War
    on the first day of the first term?
[12:18] ---
    How interesting. Approve it.
[12:21] ---
    Understood.
[12:22] ---
    Now, how will it turn out? We'll see...
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    "Approved"
[12:29] ---
    "Hasegawa" "Culture Club Room"
[12:30] ---
    We'll use Mr. Hasegawa as
    the attending teacher for the war.
[12:33] ---
    We'll secure him on his
    way to Class E for fifth period.
[12:37] ---
    Mr. Hasegawa... Then the subject will be math?
[12:40] ---
    I'm good at math.
[12:42] ---
    We'll use math, the subject
    Shimada's good at, as our main strength.
[12:46] ---
    How are you with math, Himeji?
[12:47] ---
    It's not like I'm bad at it, but...
[12:50] ---
    Then, you can fight with me, right?
[12:52] ---
    No, she can't.
[12:54] ---
    Why?
[12:55] ---
    The scores on the last test we took
    become our Avatars' offense power.
[12:59] ---
    The test we took last is...
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    The placement test...
[13:04] ---
    Since I left the room in the middle
    of the test, my scores are all zero.
[13:07] ---
    Ah...
[13:08] ---
    But once the ST War starts,
    she can take a recovery test.
[13:13] ---
    If she takes that test, she can
    participate midway into the war.
[13:16] ---
    Okay.
[13:18] ---
    Do your best.
[13:20] ---
    Okay!
[13:36] ---
    We've secured Mr. Hasegawa!
[13:39] ---
    Start the war! Everyone, start the battle!
[13:42] ---
    Yeah!
[13:44] ---
    Geez... For idiots, they're pretty cocky.
[13:48] ---
    Everyone, time to attack!
    Teach Class F a lesson!
[13:52] ---
    Yeah!
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    Minami Shimada! I'm fighting!
[14:02] ---
    Hideyoshi Kinoshita!
    I'm participating in the war!
[14:05] ---
    Kouta Tsuchiya! Ditto!
[14:07] ---
    I approve.
[14:11] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[14:16] ---
    "Name: Minami Shimada"
    "Subject: Math" "Score: 89"
[14:19] ---
    Summon!
[14:21] ---
    "Name: Kouta Tsuchiya"
    "Subject: Math" "Score: 25"
[14:22] ---
    Summon!
[14:42] ---
    "Name: Hideyoshi Kinoshita"
    "Subject: Math" "Score: 76"
[14:43] ---
    Why am I the only one who transformed?
[14:46] ---
    They're coming!
[14:52] ---
    Please be careful. Real humans
    can't pass through that area.
[14:55] ---
    If you want to pass through
    here, you have to defeat us first.
[14:58] ---
    Yoshiko Mikami, I accept this challenge! Summon!
[15:03] ---
    "Name: Yoshiko Mikami"
    "Subject: Math" "Score: 81"
[15:05] ---
    You jerk!
[15:07] ---
    Here's the finishing blow!
[15:08] ---
    That's my line!
[15:10] ---
    Oh no...
[15:11] ---
    When it comes to math,
    I won't lose against Class E!
[15:15] ---
    Those who died, meet me
    in the remedial classroom!
[15:17] ---
    That's...
[15:18] ---
    Iron Man!
[15:19] ---
    In accordance with the Summoner Test War Rules,
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    those who died with their score reduced
    to zero will be given a remedial class!
[15:23] ---
    Help! I don't wanna take a
    remedial class taught by a demon!
[15:29] ---
    If you want to pass through
    here, you have to defeat us first.
[15:32] ---
    I see. Then that's what we'll do.
[15:35] ---
    Summon!
[15:35] ---
    Summon!
[15:38] ---
    Let's fight!
[15:39] ---
    Humph!
[15:42] ---
    "Replenish Room"
[15:43] ---
    "Recovery Test"
[15:45] ---
    Well then, if you're ready, please start.
[15:50] ---
    What's your strategy, Yuuji?
[15:53] ---
    I don't have any.
[15:54] ---
    What?
[15:55] ---
    It's a power game that depends on force,
[15:57] ---
    so the enemy rushes into the
    classroom of the overwhelmed side.
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    And the class whose rep gets defeated loses.
[16:02] ---
    There's no way we'd be overwhelmed, right?
[16:04] ---
    Trouble! We're gonna be overwhelmed!
[16:07] ---
    What?!
[16:08] ---
    Class E's school
    performance is better than ours.
[16:10] ---
    So if we fight in a straightforward way,
    it's only a matter of time before we lose.
[16:13] ---
    Oh no!
[16:15] ---
    But they're only Class E after all.
    They're not much different from Class F.
[16:20] ---
    It'll take time to overwhelm us.
    That time is the key to our victory.
[16:26] ---
    My score is...
[16:29] ---
    As it stands, you'll die.
[16:31] ---
    Step back and go recover your score!
[16:33] ---
    Okay!
[16:41] ---
    I'll take the recovery test!
[16:43] ---
    The score of this test will be your score
[16:45] ---
    when you summon your Avatar next time.
[16:48] ---
    If you get a lower score, your
    Avatar will get weaker instead.
[16:52] ---
    Is that okay?
[16:53] ---
    Yes.
[16:54] ---
    Which subject would you like to take?
[16:56] ---
    Math, please.
[16:58] ---
    I have to answer as many
    as I can to get a better score!
[17:02] ---
    I can't fight any more.
[17:04] ---
    Muttsulini!
[17:06] ---
    Let's take a strategic withdrawal!
[17:09] ---
    This battle is mine!
[17:20] ---
    Shoot!
[17:23] ---
    Attack them!
[17:24] ---
    Yeah!
[17:25] ---
    Sounds like our line of defense has been broken.
[17:27] ---
    Summon!
[17:27] ---
    This is bad, Yuuji!
[17:31] ---
    "Recovery Test"
[17:34] ---
    If it's just numerical formulas,
[17:35] ---
    it's a breeze as I don't have
    to be able to read Japanese!
[17:39] ---
    Ah! Kanji! I'll skip this and
    move on to the next question.
[17:44] ---
    "Scratch, scratch, scratch..."
[17:53] ---
    "Bam!"
[17:54] ---
    Those who died, meet me
    in the remedial classroom!
[17:58] ---
    What should we do, Yuuji?
[18:01] ---
    Are you guys done already?
[18:03] ---
    Looks like this is it for
    you, huh? Mr. Class F Rep.
[18:06] ---
    Oh? The Class E Rep herself
    marches in here? How confident you are.
[18:11] ---
    The first term just started
    and you declared a war already?
[18:13] ---
    Are you an idiot?
[18:14] ---
    It's right after the placement test,
[18:16] ---
    so the difference between us is the
    difference between our test scores.
[18:18] ---
    You think you have a chance?
[18:21] ---
    Well, who knows.
[18:23] ---
    Oh I see.
[18:23] ---
    You're an idiot who can't figure even
    that out. That's why you're in Class F.
[18:27] ---
    Yuuji, without even a strategy,
    there's no way we can defeat
[18:29] ---
    a higher ranked class.
[18:31] ---
    Oh, yeah. Come to think of it,
    I did have one strategy.
[18:34] ---
    What?
[18:35] ---
    Don't you get why I have you here?
[18:38] ---
    What?
[18:42] ---
    I see...
[18:43] ---
    Don't tell me he is...
[18:44] ---
    That's right. This student, Akihisa
    Yoshii, is a probationary student!
[18:48] ---
    Akihisa! Show them your real power!
[18:52] ---
    Tsk. I guess it can't be helped, huh?
[18:54] ---
    After all, in the end, I'll have
    to show off my grand skills, huh?
[18:58] ---
    Summon.
[19:01] ---
    The probationary student's
    Avatar has a special ability.
[19:05] ---
    As punishment, he has to
    help with the teachers' chores,
[19:08] ---
    so his Avatar can actually touch objects.
[19:11] ---
    And...
[19:14] ---
    the Summoner receives the same pain that his Avatar receives.
[19:16] ---
    Ow, ow, ow, ow... My head...!
[19:19] ---
    See, isn't it interesting?
[19:20] ---
    Is that all?
[19:21] ---
    Fine. I'll take care of that small fry first.
[19:25] ---
    Summon!
[19:26] ---
    We won't lose so easily. Let's go!
[19:36] ---
    Ahh! He hit the same spot! It hurts! It hurts!
[19:40] ---
    Just as you'd expect from the
    Class E Rep. You're not too bad.
[19:43] ---
    He's such a useless guard.
[19:45] ---
    No... He was very helpful.
[19:51] ---
    Then, as the Rep,
    I'll put an end to this myself.
[19:57] ---
    Be prepared. Class E Rep, Hiromi
    Nakabayashi! I challenge Yuuji Saka...
[20:02] ---
    Please wait!
[20:04] ---
    Mizuki Himeji! I accept this challenge!
[20:07] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar! Summon!
[20:10] ---
    Here I come!
[20:16] ---
    What's with that score?!
[20:18] ---
    Her offense power is as high as Class A!
[20:20] ---
    Why is such a student in Class F?!
[20:22] ---
    She's finally here.
[20:23] ---
    Himeji!
[20:24] ---
    Mizuki Himeji...? Don't tell me you are...
[20:27] ---
    Yoshii!
[20:28] ---
    Shimada?
[20:29] ---
    She's really amazing!
[20:40] ---
    Just as you'd expect from her.
    She wasn't a Class A candidate for nothing.
[20:43] ---
    That's Himeji's score?!
[20:46] ---
    Fumizuki Academy's tests have
    an unlimited number of questions
[20:48] ---
    in a limited time.
[20:49] ---
    So long as you can answer,
    your score doesn't have a limit.
[20:51] ---
    Then the strategy you mentioned was...
[20:53] ---
    Buying some time for her to take the test.
[20:56] ---
    I wasn't told such a person is in Class F!
[20:59] ---
    Well then, here I come! I'm sorry.
[21:02] ---
    Oh no...
[21:04] ---
    "Class F Win"
[21:07] ---
    And thus, this Summoner Test War
    ended with a victory by Class F.
[21:13] ---
    All right! You're amazing, Himeji!
    This is all thanks to your power, Himeji!
[21:18] ---
    Well... Thank you very much.
[21:21] ---
    Now we can exchange our classroom
    equipment with Class E's, right?
[21:25] ---
    Though it's just a little,
    the environment will be better.
[21:27] ---
    No, we won't exchange our equipment.
[21:30] ---
    What?
[21:31] ---
    We'll keep the same equipment.
[21:33] ---
    Isn't that a nice proposal, Miss Class E Rep?
[21:36] ---
    What...? Why?
[21:38] ---
    Why, Yuuji?! We fought hard and won the war!
[21:43] ---
    Is it settled?
[21:45] ---
    Why are you dressed like that, Hideyoshi?
[21:48] ---
    Oh, I see! You've finally
    awakened to your true self, right?!
[21:51] ---
    Akihisa, I'm right here.
[21:53] ---
    What?! Two Hideyoshis?!
[21:55] ---
    That's my older sister.
[21:57] ---
    Hideyoshi is my little twin brother.
[22:00] ---
    I'm Yuuko Kinoshita,
    an ambassador from Year 2, Class A.
[22:04] ---
    We, Class A, hereby declare war on you, Class F!
[22:09] ---
    What?!
[22:11] ---
    Why is Class A declaring war on us?!
[22:12] ---
    We won't go easy on you just
    because you're the lowest ranked class.
[22:15] ---
    We'll crush you mercilessly, so be prepared.
[22:25] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:31] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:34] ---
    The end of the school day is bliss
[22:37] ---
    If I am to put it into words, "It's really angelic!"
[22:40] ---
    My peace was shattered
    by a sudden announcement
[22:43] ---
    Talking about the make up test. "This is Hell!"
[22:47] ---
    While my friends and I were
    sharing funny stories, I said,
[22:50] ---
    "There's no way anyone is that stupid"
[22:53] ---
    But the truth is, deep down in my heart
[22:56] ---
    I was shouting, "That was me!"
[23:00] ---
    About that "Monthly Parking"
    sign you see in the parking lot
[23:06] ---
    I thought it was the name of a company...
[23:12] ---
    All this time...
[23:15] ---
    Sticking to your idiocy can be cool
[23:18] ---
    Is our common sense nonsense?
[23:21] ---
    We don't need rules in this world
[23:24] ---
    It's dog eat dog food! It's social upheaval!
[23:27] ---
    Look!
[23:29] ---
    The sun that rose from the west is setting
[23:33] ---
    Run home! It's dinner time already.
[23:37] ---
    Let's go home! Let's go home!
[23:51] ---
    Question 2.
[23:53] ---
    Name the plant that has a subterranean
    stem that sometimes is edible
[23:55] ---
    and is called "lily" in English.
[23:58] ---
    Yam potato! Potato! Sweet potato!
[23:59] ---
    Please don't just focus on the word "edible."
[24:01] ---
    Next episode! "Lilies, Roses,
    and Health and Physical Education!"
[24:04] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Please join us again next week!"
    "Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

2 - Lilies, Roses, and Health and Physical Education

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[00:17] ---
    Hey, when did that Taika Reform thing happen?
[00:20] ---
    You don't know that? We're in the
    third grade now. You're such a dummy.
[00:23] ---
    I haven't learned it yet, so...
[00:25] ---
    There's an easy way to memorize it.
    "Re-form" means "form twice."
[00:30] ---
    "Re-form"?
[00:31] ---
    That’s right, The Taika
    Reforms re-wrote the doctrines.
[00:34] ---
    Re-form, so it was in the year six two five.
[00:37] ---
    "Re-form. 625."
[00:40] ---
    Don't forget, okay?
[00:42] ---
    I memorized it good. I'll never forget.
[00:51] ---
    Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou
[00:56] ---
    One more chance, one more
    chance. Never never give up!
[00:59] ---
    One more chance, one
    more chance. Never give up!
[01:03] ---
    BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts-
[01:12] ---
    Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo
[01:15] ---
    Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu
[01:18] ---
    Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?
[01:20] ---
    Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai
[01:23] ---
    Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki
[01:25] ---
    Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer
[01:28] ---
    Omou koto mina kanaeba iina
[01:31] ---
    Hito no sekai wa kinishinai
[01:33] ---
    Perfect-area complete!
[01:36] ---
    Zettai koko de matterunda
[01:38] ---
    Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo
[01:45] ---
    Ah! Ear! Ear!
[01:46] ---
    Why? Tomaranai surechigai
[01:49] ---
    Watashi ga soudan aite nara
[01:52] ---
    "Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."
[01:55] ---
    Kanashiki rei ten dane
[01:57] ---
    No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi
[02:00] ---
    Honki de one more chance please
[02:02] ---
    Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni
[02:07] ---
    Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!
[02:16] ---
    At Fumizuki Academy,
    academic ability is its idea of power
[02:20] ---
    and test results are its idea of justice.
[02:23] ---
    What's the matter, Himeji? You
    wanna talk to me about something?
[02:26] ---
    Actually... there's something
    I wanna ask you. Got a minute?
[02:37] ---
    So that's what's going on. The
    Year 2's first war in the first term
[02:40] ---
    ended with Class F achieving
    victory by defeating Class E.
[02:43] ---
    I see... Not bad.
[02:46] ---
    I imagine the beaten class is feeling gloomy
[02:48] ---
    about their shabby equipment by now, huh?
[02:51] ---
    Tell them to study hard and
    take it back in the next war...
[02:56] ---
    Ah...
[02:57] ---
    ...and that life is a battle.
[02:58] ---
    Ah, well, actually... the students
    decided not to exchange their equipment.
[03:04] ---
    Hm? What's that mean?
[03:12] ---
    Just as you'd expect from instant glue.
    The repair is complete in no time!
[03:16] ---
    That's good, Akihisa. So you
    got better glue this time, huh?
[03:20] ---
    We fought hard and won.
    We deserve at least upgraded supplies.
[03:27] ---
    Under normal circumstances,
    she could've had a Class E desk by now.
[03:30] ---
    Yuuji! Why did you turn
    down the equipment exchange?!
[03:34] ---
    What? You like shabby wooden desks like that?
[03:38] ---
    It's obvious that they're better than
    these low tables that break so easily!
[03:43] ---
    "Glue -- for general use" "Alphadine"
[03:44] ---
    What?
[03:49] ---
    You don't study so desks
    don't matter anyway, right?
[03:53] ---
    It does matter! I put my lunch box
    on it. I doze off on it. I scribble on it.
[03:59] ---
    The desks are our important
    partners during our days at school, right?!
[04:03] ---
    Or rather, you and the desk are one.
[04:05] ---
    Today's the last day we'll have these low tables
[04:08] ---
    since Class A declared war on us.
[04:11] ---
    Ah...
[04:12] ---
    If we win the next war,
    Class A's equipment will be ours.
[04:15] ---
    This wasn't part of my plan,
    but it's not a problem.
[04:18] ---
    Everything is going as I planned.
[04:22] ---
    Right, Himeji?
[04:23] ---
    Huh? Ah... yes.
[04:28] ---
    Now, let's go march into Class A.
[04:33] ---
    So this is Class A...
[04:34] ---
    It looks as if it's a ritzy hotel.
[04:37] ---
    Humph.
[04:38] ---
    This is suitable equipment for
    me to spend my school days with.
[04:42] ---
    Look, Yoshii! They've got free
    drinks and all-you-can-eat snacks!
[04:47] ---
    If you're surprised by every single thing
    in here, they'll take advantage of you.
[04:50] ---
    You should assume a more confident attitude.
[04:52] ---
    Your words and actions don't match at all.
[04:55] ---
    Oh? Isn't the war starting tomorrow?
[04:58] ---
    Big Sister...
[04:59] ---
    You've come to surrender already?
[05:01] ---
    We're here to inspect our new equipment.
[05:05] ---
    You're quite confident, aren't you?
[05:07] ---
    I came to negotiate. I'd like to
    request a duel between the reps.
[05:13] ---
    Are you an idiot or what?
[05:15] ---
    There's no way you can defeat
    Year 2's top student in a duel, is there?
[05:18] ---
    Are you scared? I guess you must be...
[05:20] ---
    as you guys're cowards who attack
    a weak class weakened even more
[05:23] ---
    by the war they just finished.
[05:25] ---
    You wanna do it right here right now?
[05:27] ---
    Wait.
[05:30] ---
    I don't mind accepting the duel.
[05:33] ---
    Rep...!
[05:34] ---
    But... on one condition.
[05:41] ---
    The loser will do one thing the
    winner says without exception.
[05:46] ---
    What?!
[05:47] ---
    Is that the reason for declaring war on Class F?
[05:50] ---
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[05:51] ---
    We, Class A, are obligated to
    protect the academy's safety and dignity.
[05:56] ---
    This is a punishment for idiots who
    started a war at the start of the first term
[05:59] ---
    when they haven't put any
    efforts into their studies yet.
[06:03] ---
    Okay. The loser of the duel between
    the Reps will do whatever the winner says.
[06:07] ---
    It won't be a duel. It'll be five versus five.
[06:12] ---
    Yuuko...
[06:13] ---
    I don't think our Rep will lose...
[06:16] ---
    but it wouldn't hurt to be cautious.
[06:18] ---
    Okay. Five versus five is fine.
[06:21] ---
    In return, we'll decide
    on the subjects for the war.
[06:24] ---
    Okay.
[06:27] ---
    The negotiation concluded successfully.
[06:29] ---
    What're you gonna do, Yuuji,
    after making a promise like that?!
[06:32] ---
    It won't be a problem since
    we're gonna be the winners.
[06:34] ---
    We just got a bonus in that they'll
    do whatever we tell them. That's all.
[06:38] ---
    Are you really sure?
[06:40] ---
    That Rep, Shouko Kirishima...
    I heard a strange rumor about her.
[06:44] ---
    A rumor?
[06:45] ---
    She's an excellent student,
    so she has both intelligence and beauty.
[06:47] ---
    Although she's that pretty,
    I hear guys leave her alone.
[06:51] ---
    Really? She looks like the type
    that'd be popular among guys.
[06:54] ---
    According to the rumor,
    she isn't interested in guys.
[06:57] ---
    Not interested in guys...?
[07:00] ---
    Don't tell me... her goal is...
[07:07] ---
    N-N-N-N-N-No way! That can't be!
[07:10] ---
    That's weird!
[07:11] ---
    There's no way something like
    that is happening around here.
[07:14] ---
    Right, Shimada?
[07:16] ---
    There is.
[07:17] ---
    What?
[07:17] ---
    A weird girl like that... sticks close to me.
[07:20] ---
    I found you, honey!
[07:23] ---
    Miharu?!
[07:24] ---
    You're such a meanie, honey!
[07:25] ---
    To think you left me to have a
    tea party with these filthy pigs!
[07:29] ---
    L-Let me go! Don't come close to me!
[07:32] ---
    Honey!
[07:32] ---
    Who's that?
[07:33] ---
    Miharu Shimizu from Year 2, Class D.
[07:36] ---
    Stop it! Let me go!
[07:38] ---
    Please don't feel embarrassed, honey!
[07:41] ---
    I know you actually love me.
    You're shy, aren't you?
[07:45] ---
    Like normal girls, I like guys!
[07:48] ---
    Yoshii! Help me out here!
[07:50] ---
    She's right, Shimizu. It's wrong
    for a woman to love another woman!
[07:54] ---
    It's true that Shimada's appearance,
    personality and breast size
[07:57] ---
    are all indistinguishable from a guy's...
[07:59] ---
    figure-four leg lock!!
[08:03] ---
    I'm a girl no matter how
    you look at it, aren't I?!
[08:05] ---
    That's right! I love her as a woman!
[08:08] ---
    I give! I give up!
[08:10] ---
    I'm really not gonna let you off the hook today!
[08:10] ---
    Almost... Almost... Almost...
[08:13] ---
    Ow, ow... Help me,
    Shimada! I'll do whatever you say!
[08:17] ---
    Really? Then next weekend,
[08:19] ---
    I wanna have crepes at La
    Veditz in front of the train station.
[08:22] ---
    What?! But then my food budget will be....
[08:24] ---
    Huh?!
[08:24] ---
    Ahh! No. Please let me treat you!
[08:27] ---
    A-And, call me Lady Minami
    from now on. I'll call you Aki!
[08:33] ---
    Y-Y-Y-Yes, Lady Minami!
[08:35] ---
    And... And... T-T-Try saying you love me.
[08:41] ---
    Yes, ma'am! I'll say it!
[08:43] ---
    I won't let you!
[08:45] ---
    Say it!
[08:47] ---
    Almost... Almost... Almost...
[08:50] ---
    If you go any further...
[08:50] ---
    Now, say you love me!
[08:53] ---
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[08:55] ---
    Say you love me!
[09:00] ---
    You... idiot!
[09:06] ---
    Boy, that was terrible.
[09:08] ---
    Ah... Himeji?
[09:12] ---
    What're you writing, Himeji?
[09:14] ---
    Ah! Yoshii?!
[09:25] ---
    Th-That looks like a love letter.
[09:28] ---
    B-But no one would write a
    love letter in their classroom, right?
[09:32] ---
    U-Uhm, well, this is...
[09:35] ---
    It's not like that!
    Oh, well, it is, but it's not!
[09:41] ---
    This is a strange unhappy chain letter.
[09:43] ---
    That misunderstanding presents
    some major problems of its own.
[09:47] ---
    Are you writing to someone in our class?
[09:49] ---
    Yes...
[09:49] ---
    I see... Then I'll teach you how to write
    an unhappy chain letter in a correct way.
[09:54] ---
    No thank you. This isn't
    an unhappy chain letter.
[09:58] ---
    Yes, it is.
[10:00] ---
    In fact, I'm feeling unhappy right now.
[10:04] ---
    It's not like that.
[10:06] ---
    I see... What do you like about
    this guy? He isn't that good looking.
[10:10] ---
    Well, it's not about how he looks.
    Ah, I do like how he looks, too!
[10:14] ---
    My friends were also saying
[10:16] ---
    that when handsome Yoshii and
    sturdy Sakamoto are walking together,
[10:20] ---
    it's picture perfect.
[10:21] ---
    You've got good friends. Be nice to them.
[10:24] ---
    They were also thinking you're
    probably the one on the receiving end.
[10:27] ---
    Break it off with them right away.
[10:29] ---
    But it's not just his looks,
    he's nice on the inside, too.
[10:32] ---
    It's true that he looks like
    he's got a strong liver and stuff.
[10:35] ---
    That's what's inside the body.
[10:37] ---
    Could it be you mean his personality?
[10:39] ---
    Yes. He's kind and cheerful.
    He always looks happy.
[10:43] ---
    I've always admired him.
[10:46] ---
    I see... That letter...
[10:48] ---
    Y-Yes?
[10:50] ---
    I hope you'll get the response you want.
[10:53] ---
    Yes!
[10:56] ---
    Oh, there you are. Let's
    start the strategy meeting.
[11:01] ---
    Hey, where're you going? Akihisa!
[11:04] ---
    Don't come close to me! Don't walk with me!
[11:07] ---
    What's the matter, Akihisa? What happened?
[11:09] ---
    I'm not... I'm not...
[11:13] ---
    on the receiving end!
[11:16] ---
    Huh?
[11:19] ---
    Well then, we'll start the first round.
[11:19] ---
    "Elites vs. Idiots"
[11:22] ---
    Why am I the round card girl?
[11:24] ---
    Round One.
[11:25] ---
    What're you saying? Who else can do it besides you?
[11:29] ---
    I keep telling you guys that I'm not a girl.
[11:31] ---
    Well then, players from
    both classes, step forward.
[11:36] ---
    We're counting on you, Shimada.
[11:38] ---
    Okay then, I'm off to battle.
[11:40] ---
    Let's finish this quickly.
    You're no match for me anyway.
[11:44] ---
    Don't underestimate me
    just because I'm from Class F.
[11:47] ---
    "Yuuko Kinoshita" "Minami Shimada"
[11:48] ---
    Start the match.
[11:52] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar... Summon!
[11:56] ---
    When it comes to math, my
    scores are a match for Class B's!
[12:01] ---
    Oh, how amazing. Summon!
[12:09] ---
    O-Oh no...!
[12:11] ---
    Of course, my scores are a
    match for Class A's, though.
[12:14] ---
    Winner, Yuuko Kinoshita, Class A.
[12:19] ---
    It couldn't be helped.
[12:21] ---
    After all, realizing that a Class B level player
[12:22] ---
    can't defeat a Class A one
    is too much for a brain like...
[12:24] ---
    I can't breathe!
[12:26] ---
    Ahh! This might feel kinda good, though.
[12:27] ---
    Almost... Almost...
[12:29] ---
    Round Two!
[12:30] ---
    We'll start the second round.
    Players, step forward.
[12:34] ---
    Miho Satou, Class A.
[12:39] ---
    All right. Akihisa, I'm counting on you.
[12:41] ---
    Me?! If I lose here, we'll
    be at the end of our rope.
[12:44] ---
    Don't worry. I have faith in you.
[12:47] ---
    Well well... Does that mean
    that you want me to get serious?
[12:50] ---
    Yeah. There's no point in
    hiding it any longer, is there?
[12:53] ---
    Show everyone your real strength!
[12:55] ---
    Geez... I guess it can't be helped, huh?
[12:57] ---
    Don't tell me... you are...
[12:59] ---
    Yeah, up until now, I've
    never been serious at all.
[13:03] ---
    Then... you are...
[13:05] ---
    That's right. Just as you've guessed...
[13:08] ---
    I've been hiding this
    until now, but I'm actually...
[13:11] ---
    left-handed.
[13:16] ---
    Winner, Miho Satou, Class A.
[13:19] ---
    Your dominant arm has nothing to
    do with test scores, does it?!
[13:19] ---
    My arm... My arm... My arm...!
[13:23] ---
    Almost... Almost... Almost...
[13:23] ---
    My arm... My arm... My arm...!
[13:26] ---
    The real fight has yet to
    come. Let's get serious now!
[13:28] ---
    Yuuji! I thought you had faith in me!
[13:31] ---
    It's not that I had faith that you'd win.
[13:34] ---
    I wanna give you my serious left-arm punch!
[13:38] ---
    Round Three!
[13:38] ---
    Well then, we'll start the third round.
[13:41] ---
    Aiko Kudou, Class A. Kouta Tsuchiya, Class F.
[13:46] ---
    What subject would you like to fight in?
[13:48] ---
    Health and Physical Education.
[13:50] ---
    I heard that you do well in
    Health and Physical Education.
[13:53] ---
    But I do quite well, too. On top of that,
    unlike you, I really work up a sweat.
[13:59] ---
    Work up a sweat?
[14:04] ---
    Muttsulini!
[14:05] ---
    "Aggressive Girl vs. Muttsulini"
[14:06] ---
    How dare you hurt Muttsulini
    like that! How cruel! That's dirty!
[14:10] ---
    Do you wanna take his place?
[14:12] ---
    But you don't look like
    you do well in academics.
[14:15] ---
    If Health and Physical Education
    is okay, I can teach you...
[14:18] ---
    Of course... I'm gonna make you sweat.
[14:22] ---
    Yoshii!
[14:23] ---
    Aki!
[14:24] ---
    That's none of your business! He's
    never going to get a chance like that!
[14:27] ---
    That's right! Yoshii will
    never need that sort of thing!
[14:31] ---
    Why are you two saying such sad things?
[14:34] ---
    Muttsulini?!
[14:36] ---
    I'm fine. This is nothing.
[14:39] ---
    Then, start the match.
[14:41] ---
    Summon.
[14:43] ---
    Summon!
[14:48] ---
    She's got over 400 points?!
[14:49] ---
    A practitioner and a theorist...
    I'll show you which is stronger.
[14:56] ---
    Bye-bye, Muttsulini!
[14:58] ---
    Accelerate...
[15:01] ---
    Acceleration complete.
[15:05] ---
    C-Can't be... I lost...?!
[15:07] ---
    Winner, Kouta Tsuchiya, Class F.
[15:10] ---
    He's strong! His Health and
    Physical Education score alone
[15:12] ---
    is like my score for all subjects combined!
[15:14] ---
    Round Four.
[15:14] ---
    Well then, we'll start the fourth round.
[15:16] ---
    Well then, I'm off to fight.
[15:18] ---
    Himeji... Good luck.
[15:20] ---
    Okay!
[15:21] ---
    Then, I'll fight her.
[15:24] ---
    Toshimitsu Kubo, huh? This is the crucial match.
[15:27] ---
    Why?
[15:28] ---
    He's the No. 2 student in Year 2.
[15:30] ---
    Unless she attacks him in a subject
    he's bad at or something, it'll be tough.
[15:33] ---
    Oh no!
[15:34] ---
    Well then. What subject
    would you like to fight in?
[15:36] ---
    Combined subjects, please.
[15:38] ---
    He can't do that! We have the right to...
[15:41] ---
    That's fine.
[15:42] ---
    Himeji...
[15:43] ---
    This is bad. In a combined subjects match,
[15:45] ---
    the ranking itself shows his strength.
[15:47] ---
    Then...
[15:50] ---
    Start the match.
[15:51] ---
    "Start"
[15:52] ---
    Summon.
[15:58] ---
    "Toshimitsu Kubo" "Mizuki Himeji"
[15:59] ---
    An incredible score! The No. 2
    student has a score that high?!
[16:04] ---
    Himeji!
[16:05] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar...
[16:08] ---
    Summon!
[16:10] ---
    "Toshimitsu Kubo" "Mizuki Himeji"
[16:11] ---
    Over 4000 points?!
[16:13] ---
    That score is even a match for the top student.
[16:15] ---
    When did you get such a high ability?!
[16:18] ---
    I decided... that I'll do my best.
[16:23] ---
    I heard the reason why our
    class started Summoner Test Wars.
[16:29] ---
    I like my class.
[16:32] ---
    They try hard for others.
    I like my class because of them...
[16:38] ---
    ...and because the
    person I like is in this class.
[16:41] ---
    So... I'll do my best, too!
[16:52] ---
    Winner, Mizuki Himeji, Class F.
[16:55] ---
    This is amazing, Aki! We've caught
    up with them! We're two to two now.
[16:59] ---
    Himeji...
[17:00] ---
    So the next match will decide
    the outcome of the war, huh?
[17:04] ---
    Round Five.
[17:05] ---
    Well then, we'll start the fifth round, the final round.
[17:08] ---
    Now, it's my turn.
[17:10] ---
    Yuuji...
[17:11] ---
    Well, just wait and see.
[17:12] ---
    Yuuji Sakamoto, Class F Rep.
[17:15] ---
    Shouko Kirishima, Class A Rep.
[17:19] ---
    Well then, what subject
    would you like to fight in?
[17:21] ---
    Japanese history, restricted test, please.
[17:24] ---
    The test should be elementary school
    level and the perfect score is 100 points.
[17:29] ---
    Test match?
[17:30] ---
    Not a battle between their Avatars?!
[17:32] ---
    The Summoner Test War is a war
    based on students' test scores, after all.
[17:37] ---
    If a test is used in the battle, as
    long as the attending teacher approves,
[17:40] ---
    the reasons and methods are unimportant.
[17:43] ---
    Understood. Then, I'll prepare the test.
[17:45] ---
    Players, please meet me in the classroom.
[17:50] ---
    What're you doing, Yuuji?!
[17:52] ---
    If it's elementary school level, it's
    just natural for both of you to get 100%!
[17:56] ---
    That makes it only a tie!
[17:58] ---
    No, that means even one
    small mistake can lead to defeat.
[18:03] ---
    Exactly. It'll be a match in attentiveness
    and concentration, not academic ability.
[18:08] ---
    Yuuji...
[18:09] ---
    Don't worry. I do stand a chance of winning.
[18:11] ---
    Once Shouko memorizes
    something, she never forgets it.
[18:14] ---
    Then you're at disadvantage as a
    history battle depends on memorization!
[18:18] ---
    No, that's the trick.
[18:20] ---
    She thinks the year of
    the Taika Reform was 625
[18:24] ---
    because she memorized it in
    the wrong way. “Re-form in 625.”
[18:27] ---
    What?!
[18:28] ---
    If that event makes it into the test, I can win.
[18:32] ---
    Wait, Yuuji!
[18:33] ---
    Hm?
[18:34] ---
    The Taika Reform wasn’t in 625?!
[18:38] ---
    It’s “re-four-m.” Reform in six four five!
[18:41] ---
    This information is the
    real deal. Trust me, Akihisa.
[18:44] ---
    Yuuji...
[18:45] ---
    I'll make Class A's workstations... ours!
[18:55] ---
    Well then, please start.
[18:59] ---
    It's finally started.
[19:00] ---
    Yeah...
[19:00] ---
    What happens if that question isn't in the test?
[19:03] ---
    If Yuuji yields to her in attentiveness
    and concentration, he'll probably lose.
[19:07] ---
    But if that question is in the test...
[19:10] ---
    "Q1: Who did Nobunaga Oda join
    hands with in the Battle of Nagashino?"
[19:14] ---
    "Q2: Who signed the Treaty of Amity and
    Commerce with US Consul General Harris?"
[19:19] ---
    "Q3: In what year did the
    Taika Reform take place?"
[19:21] ---
    There it is!
[19:42] ---
    Well then, I'll announce the
    results of the restricted test.
[19:45] ---
    Shouko Kirishima, Class A Rep...
[19:48] ---
    "Shouko Kirishima" "Yuuji Sakamoto"
[19:49] ---
    97 points.
[19:51] ---
    All right!
[19:53] ---
    The Class A Rep missed the 100% score!
[19:56] ---
    So this equipment will be ours from today on!
[19:59] ---
    Yoshii!
[20:00] ---
    Yeah!
[20:00] ---
    Next, Yuuji Sakamoto, Class F Rep...
[20:10] ---
    53 points.
[20:15] ---
    Class F's low tables
    turned into cardboard boxes.
[20:23] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[20:29] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[20:32] ---
    Jugyou owari shifuku no jikan
[20:35] ---
    Tatoeru no nara “Maji de Angel!”
[20:38] ---
    Fui no kokuchi heiwa kowashita
[20:42] ---
    Tsuishi no shirase “Jigoku da!”
[20:45] ---
    Tomodachi tono warai banashi ni
[20:48] ---
    “Iru wake naiyo sonna baka”
[20:51] ---
    Demo hontou wa mune no oku dewa
[20:54] ---
    Sakendetanda “Jibun ga! Sou deshita!”
[20:58] ---
    Chuusha jou de miru “Tsukigime” no koto
[21:05] ---
    Kaisha no namae dato omotteta...
[21:10] ---
    Zutto...
[21:13] ---
    Baka mo tooseba otoko date
[21:16] ---
    Bokura no joushiki hijoushiki?
[21:19] ---
    Ruuru wa muyou sa kono sekai
[21:22] ---
    Yakiniku teishoku gekokujou
[21:25] ---
    Miroyo!
[21:27] ---
    Nishi kara nobotta ohisama ga shizunde iku
[21:31] ---
    Hashire! Mou gohan da
[21:35] ---
    Ouchi ni kaerou! Ouchi ni kaerou!
[21:49] ---
    It's gotten worse! What was that score, Yuuji?!
[21:54] ---
    That's indeed my actual academic ability.
[21:55] ---
    If you can't get 100 points,
    your strategy is useless, right?!
[21:59] ---
    I never imagined that such an
    unexpected obstacle was lurking.
[22:02] ---
    Don't be your own unexpected obstacle!
[22:04] ---
    Yuuji.
[22:05] ---
    Hm?
[22:06] ---
    Yuuji, the promise...
[22:08] ---
    Promise? That he'll do whatever you tell him?
[22:12] ---
    I know. Tell me what you want me to do.
[22:15] ---
    T-This isn't right, Kirishima!
    For a girl to go out with a girl...!
[22:21] ---
    Yuuji... Go out with me.
[22:24] ---
    Huh?
[22:26] ---
    I thought you gave up on that.
[22:29] ---
    I never give up. I'll always like you.
[22:33] ---
    Can I say no?
[22:34] ---
    No, you can't. Since it was a
    promise, we're going out on a date now.
[22:37] ---
    What?! Ah, well, wait.
[22:45] ---
    What... was that about?
[22:47] ---
    Well, I don't know.
[22:48] ---
    Then, why was Kirishima looking at Himeji?
[22:52] ---
    Maybe she was concerned
    about the girl who was with Yuuji?
[22:55] ---
    Uhm, I'm sorry, Himeji.
[22:58] ---
    Huh?
[22:59] ---
    Our classroom equipment
    has gotten worse than before.
[23:01] ---
    No. It's a nice classroom.
[23:04] ---
    What?
[23:04] ---
    I love Class F.
[23:08] ---
    And...
[23:11] ---
    Huh?
[23:11] ---
    Well then... Shall we go have crepes, Aki?
[23:15] ---
    What? Isn't that supposed to be on the weekend?
[23:18] ---
    Weekend is weekend. Today is today.
[23:20] ---
    No way! If you make me treat you twice,
[23:22] ---
    before my parents send me money
    again, then my food budget will...!
[23:25] ---
    No. Yoshii'll go see a movie with me.
[23:29] ---
    What?! Himeji, that's news to me!
[23:32] ---
    Right! I decided it just now.
[23:35] ---
    Now, hurry. We'll go have crepes!
[23:37] ---
    What movie are you taking me to?
[23:40] ---
    No way! Nooooo!
[23:42] ---
    My budget is...!
    My nutrients are...! Help! Ah, hey!
[23:46] ---
    It's possible that he's a real idiot.
[23:50] ---
    Yeah.
[23:52] ---
    Question 3.
[23:53] ---
    In household expenses,
[23:55] ---
    what do you call the proportion
    of income that is spent on food?
[23:57] ---
    I'm having only salt and water this week.
[23:59] ---
    The question is not about
    the breakdown of your meals.
[24:01] ---
    Next Episode! "Food Budget,
    Dates and Stun Guns."
[24:03] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Please join us again next week!"
    "Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

3 - Food Budget, Dates, and Stun Guns

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[00:17] ---
    The universe stretches out infinitely.
[00:20] ---
    Fumizuki Academy is a
    prep school created to ensure
[00:22] ---
    that its students could survive
    fiercely competitive entrance exams.
[00:26] ---
    In other words, it is a training
    school for academic warriors
[00:28] ---
    who fight using academic
    performance as their weapon.
[00:31] ---
    Putting their class' prestige on the line,
[00:33] ---
    they fight by making maximal
    use of the subjects they are good at
[00:35] ---
    and overrun their enemy's strategic facilities.
[00:39] ---
    Those with power win accolades,
[00:41] ---
    and receive praise and the right
    to enjoy an elegant school life.
[00:44] ---
    Those without ability fall mercilessly
[00:47] ---
    and are forced to live an unspeakable hell.
[00:52] ---
    This is the story of academic warriors
    who stand up to such a cruel fate.
[00:57] ---
    And here is what happened to
    the losers of a Summoner Test War.
[01:05] ---
    Even after my student discount,
    a movie ticket costs 1000 yen!
[01:08] ---
    A medium Coke is 300 yen!
[01:10] ---
    A small popcorn is 400 yen!
[01:13] ---
    And all that only lasts 2 hours?!
[01:16] ---
    How frightening these movie theaters are!
[01:19] ---
    Yoshii...
[01:20] ---
    Wh... What is it, Himeji?
[01:22] ---
    Would you like... to see this one?
[01:24] ---
    Oh I see, that looks good.
    Let's see this one, Aki.
[01:27] ---
    R-Really? Then don't worry
    about me. You two go see it.
[01:32] ---
    What?! Why?!
[01:32] ---
    What?! Why is that?!
[01:34] ---
    Then do you want to see an anime?
[01:35] ---
    No, it's not like that.
[01:37] ---
    Just give it up, Akihisa.
[01:40] ---
    Men are... powerless.
[01:44] ---
    Y-Yuuji...
[01:45] ---
    Yuuji, which one would you like to see?
[01:47] ---
    I wanna be free soon.
[01:49] ---
    Then, Apocalypse Now Redux.
[01:51] ---
    Hey, wait! That lasts 3 hours and 23 minutes!
[01:54] ---
    We'll watch it twice.
[01:55] ---
    That's longer than all
    the day's classes combined!
[01:57] ---
    Since I can't see you during
    classes, I'm making up for lost time.
[02:03] ---
    Definitely going home!
[02:04] ---
    Today... I won't let you.
[02:07] ---
    Wh-What, Shouko?!
    What's that?! What?! Ah! Hey...!
[02:12] ---
    Two student tickets for
    the next two showings.
[02:13] ---
    Okay! So one student
    and one unconscious student
[02:16] ---
    to watch it twice for no good reason, right?
[02:17] ---
    What a happy couple.
[02:19] ---
    Don't you just adore couples like that?
[02:27] ---
    What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?
[02:32] ---
    One more chance, one more
    chance. Never never give up!
[02:35] ---
    One more chance, one
    more chance. Never give up!
[02:39] ---
    BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts-
[02:48] ---
    "Nice to encounter you,"
    that one's too easy!
[02:51] ---
    There's only one answer
    that I decided on at the start
[02:54] ---
    My heart fluttered. Will I pass?
[02:56] ---
    I won't panic whether
    it's a matter of love or war
[02:59] ---
    I sigh as I cram all night long
[03:01] ---
    There's a genius dreamer inside of me
[03:04] ---
    It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true
[03:06] ---
    Pay no mind to other people's worlds
[03:09] ---
    Perfect-area complete!
[03:12] ---
    I'll definitely be waiting right here.
[03:14] ---
    Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it
[03:21] ---
    Ah! Ear! Ear!
[03:22] ---
    Why? We just keep missing each other
[03:25] ---
    If you came to me for advice, it'd go like
[03:28] ---
    "So, friends?" "Yes, friends."
[03:30] ---
    That's a sad 0 points.
[03:33] ---
    No! Do it again! Rewrite it!
[03:36] ---
     I'm serious, one
    more chance please
[03:38] ---
    You know, there's a future
    more wonderful than now
[03:43] ---
    Make it more wonderful than
    now... my life, my life, my life
[03:52] ---
    Akihisa Yoshii. His parents
    are working overseas.
[03:56] ---
    His older sister is studying abroad
    and does not live at home, either.
[03:59] ---
    So he was fully enjoying
    a carefree life living alone.
[04:02] ---
    I guess for breakfast...
[04:06] ---
    I should eat light so I can have
    a bigger meal for dinner, right?
[04:09] ---
    Hmm... I'll eat this one for breakfast
    and eat the slightly bigger one for dinner!
[04:15] ---
    He was fully enjoying it.
[04:25] ---
    Ah... Good morning, Mr. Fukuhara.
[04:28] ---
    Ah, good morning.
[04:52] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...
[04:54] ---
    Ah!
[04:54] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...
[04:57] ---
    You're Yoshii from Class F!
[05:00] ---
    If I remember correctly,
    you're Kubo from Class A?
[05:02] ---
    That's right! I'm Year 2's
    No. 2 student, Toshimitsu Kubo!
[05:06] ---
    Oh no. I'd better hurry up or I won't
    have time to prepare for the first class!
[05:09] ---
    Well then...
[05:10] ---
    --Hey!
    - -What is it?
[05:11] ---
    That... you don't need that?
[05:14] ---
    No... I guess not, since
    it can't be eaten any more.
[05:17] ---
    Can I have it?
[05:18] ---
    What? You don't mind?
[05:20] ---
    No, I don't mind.
[05:23] ---
    To think that he wants
    something I took a bite out of...
[05:26] ---
    I-If I pick it up within
    30 seconds, it'll be fine.
[05:34] ---
    I... I do mind.
[05:37] ---
    What?! Why?!
[05:39] ---
    You're too bold.
[05:41] ---
    Others are... watching.
[05:44] ---
    I see... That's true.
[05:47] ---
    Then... see you some other time.
[05:49] ---
    O-Okay.
[05:52] ---
    Now!
[05:57] ---
    Hm?
[06:00] ---
    Oh? Did I step on something?
[06:03] ---
    Yes... my lifeline.
[06:11] ---
    Ah, good morning, Himeji!
[06:13] ---
    Huh?! G-Good morning, Yoshii.
[06:23] ---
    Is that... a love letter
    to give to Yuuji after all?
[06:26] ---
    But Yuuji's got Kirishima, so...
[06:29] ---
    Hey! You're early for a change, Akihisa.
[06:31] ---
    Ah...
[06:32] ---
    How was yesterday?
[06:33] ---
    This month's food budget disappeared
[06:35] ---
    into the darkness of the
    movie theater in no time.
[06:38] ---
    How about you?
[06:38] ---
    When I woke up, it was a scene
    where a buffalo tied to a pole was killed.
[06:43] ---
    Huh?
[06:43] ---
    I tried to find a chance to run,
[06:45] ---
    but I got an electric shock
    again and became unconscious...
[06:48] ---
    And when I woke up, the buffalo was again...
[06:51] ---
    So you guys really watched it twice.
[06:52] ---
    If I try to run again, I might
    lose consciousness again...
[06:55] ---
    I was seized by this compulsive
    idea and thought I might forever wake to
[06:58] ---
    the scene where they kill the buffalo,
    so I became unable to run any more.
[07:01] ---
    So you'll never be able to see
    the first part of the movie, huh?
[07:04] ---
    Ahh... More importantly...
[07:06] ---
    how am I gonna survive until I get
    money from my parents next time?
[07:08] ---
    You can sell that mountain
    of video games you have.
[07:11] ---
    I can't believe you said that!
[07:12] ---
    Those are irreplaceable, excellent works!
[07:15] ---
    How could I ever exchange
    them for something like food?!
[07:17] ---
    Do you know the saying,
    "You reap what you sow"?
[07:20] ---
    You can say that because
    you still have breathing room!
[07:22] ---
    In my case, it's a life-or-death situation!
[07:24] ---
    Akihisa...
[07:26] ---
    Do you really think that my life isn't at risk?
[07:34] ---
    Sorry...
[07:36] ---
    That's okay.
[07:39] ---
    I never thought... that our equipment
    would get worse than that. This is...
[07:45] ---
    Hm?
[07:45] ---
    all your fault!
[07:47] ---
    Complaining about the outcome
    of everyone working together?
[07:50] ---
    What an unrefined guy you are.
[07:51] ---
    You lost all by yourself!
[07:53] ---
    What're you saying, Aki?!
[07:54] ---
    Hm?
[07:55] ---
    You're not in a position to talk, are you?!
[07:57] ---
    Neither of us were any help
    at all in the war, you know.
[08:01] ---
    Yeah, true...
[08:02] ---
    Lady Minami, too, had poor judgment
    so Hideyoshi's older sister was...
[08:06] ---
    My skull feels like it's about
    to split! Ow, ow, ow, ow...!
[08:07] ---
    What's with this "Lady" Minami?! Are you mocking me?
[08:09] ---
    But you told me to call you that! Hey! Ow!
[08:11] ---
    Call me just Minami!
[08:12] ---
    Minami had poor judgment so... Ow, ow,
    ow...! You're gonna shatter my temples!
[08:16] ---
    This technique... is no fun.
[08:20] ---
    But he was the key to our strategy
[08:23] ---
    and yet he couldn't get 100%
    in an elementary school level test!
[08:26] ---
    You shouldn't blame Sakamoto.
[08:30] ---
    What's the problem? I like... this classroom...
[08:35] ---
    I knew it... Himeji really likes Yuuji...
[08:38] ---
    ...because in this classroom,
    I can sit anywhere I want.
[08:43] ---
    Ding-dang-dong...!
[08:45] ---
    All right, then! Time for homeroom.
[08:48] ---
    Everyone, have a seat!
    Oh, you're all sitting, huh?!
[08:51] ---
    Oh? Why are you here, Mr. Nishimura?
[08:54] ---
    Since you guys are so stupid, we
    wanted to bring up your scores a little.
[08:58] ---
    So, it was decided that I,
    the one in charge of remedial classes,
[09:02] ---
    will replace Mr. Fukuhara as Class F
    homeroom teacher starting today!
[09:04] ---
    What?!
[09:06] ---
    And it was also decided
    that I'll be the narrator.
[09:08] ---
    What?!
[09:10] ---
    Iron Man is our homeroom teacher?!
[09:11] ---
    I'll mercilessly and vigorously put you
    through the wringer. So be prepared!
[09:18] ---
    Ahh...
[09:19] ---
    Now it's like every day is
    a remedial class by a demon.
[09:22] ---
    Yeah. I wonder if there's
    something that can be done about it.
[09:25] ---
    Oh yeah! All we have to do is fight
    in a Summoner Test War again and win!
[09:29] ---
    That's not possible.
[09:30] ---
    Why?!
[09:31] ---
    Once a class loses, the rules forbid
    them to declare a war for three months.
[09:35] ---
    Three...!
[09:36] ---
    Well, three months will pass in no time.
[09:39] ---
    We'll come up with a new
    strategy in the meantime.
[09:41] ---
    Ahh! Why is this happening?!
[09:44] ---
    There are good things, too.
[09:45] ---
    Hm?
[09:46] ---
    500 yen per pic.
[09:48] ---
    Deal!
[09:49] ---
    Thanks, as always!
[09:49] ---
    Whoa! This is an original pic! The Round Card Girl!
[09:51] ---
    What about your food budget?
[09:56] ---
    What're you worried about?
[09:58] ---
    "Secret Photo Album, Vol. 3"
    "2-F Akihisa Yoshii"
[09:59] ---
    I'm a man! I have no regrets!
[10:01] ---
    What a brave man.
[10:02] ---
    Now it's certain that I'll have one cup
    noodle per day until I get more money.
[10:07] ---
    Akihisa... Aren't you forgetting something?
[10:10] ---
    What?
[10:11] ---
    Oh, there you are!
[10:14] ---
    Hey, Aki. When and where
    should we meet up this weekend?
[10:18] ---
    Meet... up?
[10:19] ---
    Don't tell me you forgot about it.
    You promised to treat me to crepes, right?
[10:23] ---
    What?! D-Didn't treating you yesterday cover it?
[10:27] ---
    Yesterday is yesterday. Promise is promise!
[10:30] ---
    May I join you?
[10:32] ---
    What?! You too, Himeji?!
[10:34] ---
    To tell you the truth, there's a
    movie I want to see with you, Yoshii.
[10:38] ---
    M... My... food budget...!
[10:46] ---
    Idiot Test!
[10:51] ---
    Now, the weekend after
    the new narrator started...
[10:54] ---
    Cup noodle artisans start working early.
[10:59] ---
    That one's for dinner and this one is...
[11:00] ---
    Ah?!
[11:01] ---
    First, I cut it in half and eat one half.
[11:04] ---
    Then next time, I cut the
    remaining half in half and eat one half.
[11:07] ---
    And then, the next time, too, I cut that
    in half and eat one half. If I keep doing it...
[11:12] ---
    I can eat one cup noodle forever! I might be...
[11:17] ---
    a genius...
[11:18] ---
    He was fully enjoying it in a lot of ways.
[11:22] ---
    Even so, I can't waste money, can I?
[11:29] ---
    Wait! When you think about it,
[11:31] ---
    isn't going out for movies or
    having crepes with girls... a date?
[11:38] ---
    That's right. This is a date!
    It's not a punishment!
[11:42] ---
    If that's the case, spending a little money
[11:43] ---
    shouldn't be a problem at all, right?
[11:46] ---
    Ah! Himeji!
[11:52] ---
    Ah... That's...!
[11:56] ---
    I knew it... It's a punishment.
[12:00] ---
    What're you doing, Aki?
[12:01] ---
    Hm?
[12:06] ---
    I was being beaten
    down by the absurdity of life.
[12:09] ---
    Yoshii?!
[12:10] ---
    Good morning, Mizuki! That outfit is cute.
[12:13] ---
    Thank you very much.
[12:14] ---
    But I spent so much time picking
    an outfit that I was almost late.
[12:18] ---
    I couldn't make up my mind what
    to wear, either, until just earlier.
[12:21] ---
    I'm glad that I can still
    wear the shirt from last year.
[12:23] ---
    I see. In other words,
    since last year, you haven't...
[12:26] ---
    My knees are about to be twisted in a wrong...
[12:30] ---
    Hey, I didn't say anything yet!
[12:32] ---
    I know what you were going to
    say, so what's the problem?!
[12:32] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...! Rope! Rope!
[12:36] ---
    Whoa! Almost...! Almost...! Almost...!
[12:39] ---
    What's Muttsulini doing here?
[12:41] ---
    Independent training.
[12:43] ---
    What would you like to see, Yoshii?
[12:45] ---
    You can pick today.
[12:46] ---
    Me?!
[12:48] ---
    They all cost the same, right?
[12:50] ---
    Then maybe a longer one is a better deal?
[12:52] ---
    What do you wanna see, Yuuji?
[12:55] ---
    Will my wish... be granted?
[12:59] ---
    Then, War and Peace.
[13:00] ---
    Hey, that lasts 7 hours and 4 minutes!
[13:02] ---
    We'll watch it twice.
[13:03] ---
    There's no way I can keep
    sitting for 14 hours and 8 minutes!
[13:06] ---
    If you get bored... you
    can take a nap next to me.
[13:09] ---
    You mean lose consciousness, right?!
[13:10] ---
    Don't worry. I'll be with you the whole time so it's the same.
[13:13] ---
    Two student tickets for the next two showings.
[13:15] ---
    Okay! So one student and
    one unconscious student again
[13:18] ---
    to watch it twice for no good reason, right?
[13:19] ---
    I envy those who can openly
    express their feeling to others.
[13:22] ---
    Don't you just adore couples like that?
[13:24] ---
    I'll pick a shorter one.
[13:27] ---
    Are you sure you're not eating, Aki?
[13:29] ---
    This is good.
[13:30] ---
    W-Well, actually, I'm particular
    about food and crepes are not for me.
[13:36] ---
    "Someone who'd try to eat bread
    off the ground would say that?"
[13:38] ---
    I have to save even a little here or
    I'll have no money to buy food tomorrow.
[13:41] ---
    "You should just be honest and
    tell them you don't have money."
[13:44] ---
    I see... My banana crepe
    is a little too much for me
[13:47] ---
    so I wanted you to help me.
[13:49] ---
    What?
[13:50] ---
    I wanted you to have a bite of
    my strawberry crepe, too, but...
[13:56] ---
    What?!
[13:57] ---
    If you don't like crepes...
[13:59] ---
    Right. Sorry.
[14:02] ---
    Stupid me! Why did I have to do that?!
[14:05] ---
    "See, I told you..."
[14:06] ---
    My chance for a mouth-to-mouth
    crepe from Himeji was...
[14:09] ---
    "Well, this isn't that kind of game, is it?"
[14:11] ---
    At the least, with just that one bite,
[14:13] ---
    I could've gotten more
    calories than my breakfast.
[14:15] ---
    Why don't you try just a little?
[14:18] ---
    What?
[14:19] ---
    This is good.
[14:21] ---
    I-If you insist...
[14:23] ---
    Y-Yoshii! Have mine, too!
[14:26] ---
    What?! Mine's first!
[14:28] ---
    I don't think it's a matter of who goes first!
[14:31] ---
    Now, open your mouth.
[14:35] ---
    No! Honey!
[14:39] ---
    This is terrible!
[14:40] ---
    To think that you give your sweet, sweet crepe
[14:42] ---
    to that filthy domestic animal with
    the fork that you put in your mouth!
[14:46] ---
    I can't let it happen!
[14:47] ---
    In order for this pig to no longer
    get carried away and behave rudely...
[14:51] ---
    Er... a pig?
[14:52] ---
    I'll bring him to justice right here right now!
[14:53] ---
    What?! Me?!
[14:58] ---
    "Theory of English Grammar"
[15:01] ---
    Ahh! Out of my way! Out of my way!
[15:02] ---
    "Bam!"
[15:05] ---
    Ahh! The crepes are...!
    It hasn't been 30 seconds yet...
[15:09] ---
    Hold it, you pig!
[15:11] ---
    Stop it, Miharu!
[15:12] ---
    Please wait for me, everyone!
[15:16] ---
    Yoshii... You made my face dirty...
[15:22] ---
    "Sarukashira Park"
[15:23] ---
    What did I do to deserve this?
[15:25] ---
    She's special, so...
[15:27] ---
    Special?!
[15:28] ---
    Oh, Akihisa! What're you doing?
[15:30] ---
    Hideyoshi! This way!
[15:32] ---
    Ahh! What's going on?!
[15:33] ---
    You pig! Where'd you go?!
[15:36] ---
    Get your scent on my honey
[15:38] ---
    and I'll burn you to death immediately!
[15:40] ---
    Where'd you go?! That way?! This way?!
[15:42] ---
    Wh-Why are you avoiding me, too?!
[15:44] ---
    Well, she said she'd burn me to death, so...
[15:46] ---
    I don't know what's going on,
[15:48] ---
    but are you guys running away from someone?
[15:48] ---
    That way?! This way?!
[15:50] ---
    Yeah. Is there a good way to run away from her?
[15:50] ---
    Or... this way?! This way?! This way?! Which way?!
[15:54] ---
    I wish I could at least use my Avatar...
[15:56] ---
    We can't use the summoning system
    outside of academy premises.
[15:57] ---
    You pig! You jerk!
[16:00] ---
    Yeah.
[16:01] ---
    That's right. I happen to have an
    outfit from my drama club with me.
[16:04] ---
    You pig! You pig! You pig!
[16:04] ---
    Why don't you put this on as a disguise?
[16:06] ---
    Disguise?
[16:09] ---
    Hey, it's not a guy's outfit?
[16:12] ---
    The club members said it was for me,
[16:15] ---
    so I just assumed that it was a guy's outfit.
[16:18] ---
    There's no way an outfit for
    you would be guy's clothes!
[16:20] ---
    He somehow looks really cute.
[16:23] ---
    What's this sense of defeat I'm feeling?
[16:24] ---
    This isn't good.
[16:27] ---
    There you are!
[16:30] ---
    Stop resisting and...
    What's with that appearance?
[16:33] ---
    Don't ask! It's hard to answer.
[16:35] ---
    That's filthy! How impure!
[16:37] ---
    If you think that dressing like a girl is
    all it takes to get my honey to like you,
[16:40] ---
    you're dead wrong!
[16:41] ---
    Well, it's you who's dead wrong.
[16:43] ---
    Like normal girls, I like guys!
[16:45] ---
    How dare you profane my sacred
    relationship with my honey, you pig!
[16:48] ---
    I'll never forgive you!
[16:49] ---
    What'd I do?!
[16:52] ---
    Looks like it backfired.
[16:54] ---
    Well, there is a bright side...
[16:57] ---
    What do we do? She's still chasing us!
[16:59] ---
    We're out of options.
    Let's split into three and run!
[17:02] ---
    Doesn't that mean that
    I'll become her only target?!
[17:04] ---
    Oh yeah! I've got an idea!
    Let's escape to Fumizuki Academy!
[17:08] ---
    To the Academy?!
[17:09] ---
    Oh, I see!
[17:13] ---
    I found a teacher!
[17:14] ---
    Ms. Takeuchi teaches modern Japanese.
[17:16] ---
    I won't be any help at all.
[17:18] ---
    This isn't the time to be picky!
[17:23] ---
    Ms. Takeuchi! We'd like
    to fight a mock ST War.
[17:26] ---
    What? Oh, okay. I approve.
[17:32] ---
    Okay! I'm summoning my Avatar... Summon!
[17:37] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[17:43] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar...
[17:49] ---
    Summon!
[17:52] ---
    Ah! How mean! Are you
    trying to hinder my love?!
[17:56] ---
    Summon!
[17:58] ---
    As long as we have Himeji's
    Avatar, there's nothing to fear.
[18:01] ---
    We can win!
[18:03] ---
    Shimizu, I'm sorry!
[18:05] ---
    Not so easy!
[18:08] ---
    What?! Me?!
[18:10] ---
    No way!
[18:16] ---
    "Mizuki, Minami, Akihisa Win"
[18:17] ---
    Those who died with their score reduced
    to zero will be given a remedial class!
[18:20] ---
    What?! Today's a holiday!
[18:23] ---
    To me, even a remedial class by
    a demon is heaven if I'm with you!
[18:27] ---
    I'm with my honey!
[18:27] ---
    I don't want to!
[18:29] ---
    Yoshii! Have you...
[18:31] ---
    discovered your true self?
[18:32] ---
    Huh?
[18:35] ---
    This is a misunderstanding!
[18:41] ---
    Ahh... I'm exhausted.
[18:43] ---
    Yeah. I wonder if Minami and Shimizu are okay.
[18:47] ---
    Shimizu might be happy being with Minami.
[18:50] ---
    Yoshii... About today... I'm sorry.
[18:54] ---
    What?
[18:56] ---
    We dragged you around...
[18:58] ---
    But I had a lot of fun.
[19:01] ---
    Well... I had fun, too, Himeji.
[19:07] ---
    You really are a kind person, you've
    been that way since elementary school.
[19:11] ---
    What?
[19:13] ---
    The time we took the placement test, too...
[19:14] ---
    When I left in the middle of the test,
[19:16] ---
    you talked to the teacher,
    saying that giving me zero points
[19:19] ---
    just because I had to leave the
    room due to sickness wasn't right.
[19:22] ---
    But he said staying healthy to get
    ready for the test is also part of the test...
[19:27] ---
    So it didn't go anywhere.
[19:29] ---
    About the Summoner
    Test War the other day, too...
[19:32] ---
    You suggested that for me, right?
[19:35] ---
    What?
[19:36] ---
    Sakamoto told me.
[19:38] ---
    Yuuji did?
[19:40] ---
    I was...
[19:42] ---
    very happy to hear that.
[19:44] ---
    I... see...
[19:47] ---
    Himeji...
[19:48] ---
    Yes?
[19:49] ---
    Uhm... about the letter you
    were writing the other day...
[19:55] ---
    Is that... really...
[20:00] ---
    You're talking about this?
[20:02] ---
    This letter is... an unhappy chain letter!
[20:06] ---
    What?!
[20:07] ---
    Did you know...
[20:09] ---
    that if you don't mail it out within
    three days, you'll become unhappy?
[20:15] ---
    I didn't have the courage to mail it...
    so three days have passed.
[20:21] ---
    Feeling this much pain...
[20:24] ---
    This might really be an
    unhappy chain letter like you said.
[20:30] ---
    Hime... ji...
[20:34] ---
    If you like... I can...
[20:37] ---
    No...
[20:40] ---
    Someday for sure... I'll deliver
    this to him myself, with my own will!
[20:47] ---
    I see.
[20:50] ---
    Someday... for sure...
    Will you give me your support?
[20:55] ---
    Yeah. I'll be praying
    that it'll work out for you.
[20:59] ---
    Thank you very much!
[21:06] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[21:12] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[21:15] ---
    The end of the school day is bliss
[21:18] ---
    If I am to put it into words, "It's really angelic!"
[21:21] ---
    My peace was shattered
    by a sudden announcement
[21:24] ---
    Talking about the make up test. "This is Hell!"
[21:27] ---
    While my friends and I were
    sharing funny stories, I said,
[21:31] ---
    "There's no way anyone is that stupid"
[21:33] ---
    But the truth is, deep down in my heart
[21:37] ---
    I was shouting, "That was me!"
[21:41] ---
    About that "Monthly Parking"
    sign you see in the parking lot
[21:47] ---
    I thought it was the name of a company...
[21:53] ---
    All this time...
[21:56] ---
    Sticking to your idiocy can be cool
[21:59] ---
    Is our common sense nonsense?
[22:02] ---
    We don't need rules in this world
[22:05] ---
    It's dog eat dog food! It's social upheaval!
[22:08] ---
    Look!
[22:10] ---
    The sun that rose from the west is setting
[22:14] ---
    Run home! It's dinner time already.
[22:18] ---
    Let's go home! Let's go home!
[22:36] ---
    Breakfast...
[22:37] ---
    At any rate, he was fully enjoying it.
[22:40] ---
    "Yoshii"
[22:42] ---
    Oh? I wonder what this is.
[22:45] ---
    Let's see... "To Yoshii.
[22:47] ---
    You might be surprised
    to receive a letter like this.
[22:51] ---
    But I'm writing this because
    I wanted to tell you my true feelings."
[22:56] ---
    This... is... a... love letter?!
[23:01] ---
    "You're always cheerful.
[23:04] ---
    I've come to realize that seeing your
    cheerful face makes me feel at ease."
[23:07] ---
    Hey! Whoa!
[23:09] ---
    "One day, I'd like to express my manly
    feelings to you. Please accept them.
[23:14] ---
    To my dear Yoshii..." I see...
[23:18] ---
    Hey! "Manly"?!
[23:20] ---
    It's from a guy?!
[23:24] ---
    Hey, Akihisa, who did you get the letter from?
[23:26] ---
    It's gone! The letter is gone!
[23:29] ---
    I had an original photo
    that I just bought in it, too!
[23:31] ---
    Oh... well... The sender's
    (my) name isn't on it, so...
[23:37] ---
    This is...
[23:40] ---
    Good luck.
[23:41] ---
    Noooo!
[23:43] ---
    On top of that, even an
    original photo was enclosed.
[23:47] ---
    Someday...
[23:49] ---
    for sure!
[23:51] ---
    Question 4.
[23:52] ---
    What is described as
    "made of spice and all things nice"
[23:56] ---
    in one of the Mother Goose songs?
[23:58] ---
    Curry and rice!
[24:00] ---
    Little girls are not food.
[24:01] ---
    Next episode! "Love, Spices, and Boxed Lunches!"
[24:04] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Please join us again next week!"
    "Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

4 - Love, Spices, and Boxed Lunches

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[00:18] ---
    Hey, Yoshii.
[00:19] ---
    Yes sir!
[00:20] ---
    Summon!
[00:22] ---
    The Avatar of probationary student
    Akihisa Yoshii has special features.
[00:27] ---
    Not only can he touch objects,
    but by using his augmented strength...
[00:33] ---
    Go get the world map.
[00:35] ---
    Okay.
[00:37] ---
    ...he is forced to help
    teachers with their chores.
[00:40] ---
    Yoshii! Bring the desks
    to the audio-visual room.
[00:43] ---
    What?
[00:45] ---
    Yoshii! Move the soccer goalpost back.
[00:48] ---
    Again? Why am I the only
    one who gets ordered around?!
[00:51] ---
    That's how probationary students are treated.
[00:54] ---
    Man, I'm so ticked!
[00:58] ---
    The probationary student receives
    the same pain his Avatar receives as well.
[01:04] ---
    I'll give you a small test next,
    so review what you've learned so far.
[01:08] ---
    I'll avenge you.
[01:14] ---
    Dummy.
[01:22] ---
    Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou
[01:27] ---
    One more chance, one more
    chance. Never never give up!
[01:30] ---
    One more chance, one
    more chance. Never give up!
[01:34] ---
    BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts-
[01:43] ---
    Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo
[01:46] ---
    Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu
[01:49] ---
    Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?
[01:51] ---
    Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai
[01:54] ---
    Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki
[01:56] ---
    Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer
[01:59] ---
    Omou koto mina kanaeba iina
[02:02] ---
    Hito no sekai wa kinishinai
[02:04] ---
    Perfect-area complete!
[02:07] ---
    Zettai koko de matterunda
[02:09] ---
    Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo
[02:16] ---
    Ah! Ear! Ear!
[02:17] ---
    Why? Tomaranai surechigai
[02:20] ---
    Watashi ga soudan aite nara
[02:23] ---
    "Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."
[02:25] ---
    Kanashiki rei ten dane
[02:28] ---
    No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi
[02:31] ---
    Honki de one more chance please
[02:33] ---
    Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni
[02:38] ---
    Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!
[02:47] ---
    "Episode 4"
    "Love, Spices, and Boxed Lunches"
[02:49] ---
    Today is Sunday. However...
[02:51] ---
    This is it for today. Make sure
    you review when you get home.
[02:55] ---
    Okay.
[02:57] ---
    ...despite that, Year 2,
    Class F had a remedial class.
[03:01] ---
    By the way, Yoshii, what happened to you?
[03:05] ---
    Well, I tried for a little revenge...
[03:07] ---
    So you got beaten up instead, huh?
[03:11] ---
    Ahh... I'm hungry.
[03:13] ---
    Since he made me do so much
    work today, I'm hungrier than usual.
[03:17] ---
    Your Avatar seems convenient,
    but he's actually inconvenient, isn't he?
[03:23] ---
    Yuuji. Lunch time.
[03:24] ---
    Shouko! Why? Class A isn't
    taking a remedial class, right?
[03:28] ---
    I was studying by myself. If you're
    here, I'll come in even on Sundays.
[03:33] ---
    You don't have to.
[03:34] ---
    If you're not here, I won't come
    in even during the weekdays.
[03:37] ---
    That can be a problem.
[03:38] ---
    Oh... You brought a boxed lunch today?
[03:43] ---
    What's that?
[03:44] ---
    One sixty-seventh of a cup noodle.
[03:46] ---
    One sixty-seventh?
[03:48] ---
    One half of one half of one half
    of one half of one half of one half.
[03:52] ---
    Akihisa, that's one sixty-fourth.
[03:55] ---
    Calculating fractions is
    your weak spot, isn't it?
[03:59] ---
    I'm done eating.
[04:01] ---
    How pitiful...
[04:02] ---
    That's a lunch that moves you to tears.
[04:06] ---
    I-I guess it can't be helped. Would
    you like me to share my lunch with you?
[04:10] ---
    Really?
[04:11] ---
    I made too much and brought extra with me.
[04:13] ---
    It'll be a waste if I ditch it,
    so do you wanna eat it?
[04:15] ---
    I'll eat it!
[04:16] ---
    Hold on a sec, okay? Hm? Huh?
[04:21] ---
    I'm sorry... looks like I left it at home.
[04:23] ---
    Aw man...
[04:26] ---
    After all that effort...
[04:28] ---
    Don't worry.
[04:29] ---
    Thinking that you could do a girly
    thing like making a boxed lunch was my...
[04:34] ---
    spine is being shattered!
[04:36] ---
    I told you that I just forgot to bring it!
[04:39] ---
    Almost... Almost...
[04:41] ---
    "I can almost see, but not quite"
    "A little further...!!"
[04:42] ---
    "Fingers" "Eyes"
[04:42] ---
    Ahh! Ouch! My eyes! My eyes!
[04:43] ---
    You can't look at it, Yuuji.
[04:47] ---
    You guys are lively, as usual.
[04:51] ---
    Excuse me...
[04:52] ---
    Hm?
[04:52] ---
    Is this Class F, the class for idiots?
[04:55] ---
    Hazuki?! What are you doing here?
[04:57] ---
    Ah, Big Sis!
[04:59] ---
    Hazuki, you said?
[05:01] ---
    Ah! Stupid Big Brother!
[05:02] ---
    How amazing, Akihisa.
[05:04] ---
    I never expected your stupidity
    to be known to the entire country.
[05:07] ---
    Could you at least say "throughout town"?!
[05:08] ---
    I knew it! It's Stupid Big Brother!
[05:11] ---
    Hey, Hazuki, how do you know Aki?
[05:14] ---
    Because he'll be my husband.
[05:18] ---
    Stupid Big Brother and I are
    dating with an eye towards marriage!
[05:22] ---
    What?!
[05:24] ---
    Akihisa was personally
    acquainted with Hazuki in the past.
[05:27] ---
    I will explain how he came
    to know her some other time.
[05:30] ---
    H-Hey, Aki! What'd you
    do to my little sister?!
[05:33] ---
    We're now starting the inquisition.
[05:36] ---
    Ahh! What're all you guys doing?!
[05:39] ---
    The nature of the crime:
    the defendant, Akihisa Yoshii,
[05:43] ---
    committed a serious crime by dating a girl
[05:45] ---
    in clear disobedience of the
    Inquisition's pledge of blood.
[05:49] ---
    Is it true and correct?
[05:51] ---
    True and correct!
[05:53] ---
    Defendant. Do you have any last words?
[05:56] ---
    Why "last words" before the defense?
[05:59] ---
    Guilty. Death penalty.
[06:00] ---
    What grade are you in?
[06:00] ---
    Ahh! Hey! Ahh! Stop it! What?!
[06:02] ---
    I'm in fifth grade!
[06:04] ---
    What're you doing?! Stop it! Stop it!
[06:04] ---
    Well, well, you're more sensible than Akihisa.
[06:06] ---
    Ahh! Don't touch there! Ahh!
[06:06] ---
    Ah! Pretty Big Sister!
[06:09] ---
    But it might feel kinda good. Ahh!
[06:09] ---
    Hello, Hazuki.
[06:11] ---
    So, what brought you here today?
[06:14] ---
    Oh, that's right! Here!
    You left these at home, Big Sis!
[06:17] ---
    My boxed lunch! Thanks, Hazuki!
[06:20] ---
    Good... So you brought both.
[06:24] ---
    See? I wasn't lying. I can make
    things like boxed lunches just fine.
[06:29] ---
    Oh, so that was it.
[06:31] ---
    You woke up early, which you
    rarely do, and made them eagerly.
[06:35] ---
    So I was wondering why.
    Now I know. You wanted Stupid Big Bro...
[06:40] ---
    I-I wonder what she's talking
    about. What a weird kid.
[06:43] ---
    Oh, I see. So you made that
    boxed lunch for Akihisa, huh?
[06:47] ---
    No! Why would I do that for Aki?!
[06:51] ---
    Then what were you making eagerly?
[06:54] ---
    Th-That wasn't the boxed lunch. You know!
[06:57] ---
    It was a model.
[06:58] ---
    A model?!
[06:59] ---
    A one thirty-fifth scale King Tiger!
[07:02] ---
    A German heavy tank...?!
[07:03] ---
    Good for you, Akihisa. That's bigger
    than one sixty-fourth cup noodle.
[07:08] ---
    The size isn't in question here!
[07:09] ---
    It might unexpectedly taste good.
[07:10] ---
    It's an inorganic substance! You can't eat it!
[07:13] ---
    A-Anyway, this is just an extra.
    I didn't make it for Aki, okay?!
[07:18] ---
    Oh? What's the matter, Himeji?
[07:21] ---
    What? No, nothing!
[07:23] ---
    Is that... a boxed lunch?
[07:25] ---
    Oh? You made it, too?
[07:27] ---
    Y-Yes... though I couldn't make it that well.
[07:36] ---
    U... Uhm...
[07:39] ---
    To tell you the truth... I made this for Yoshii.
[07:43] ---
    Yoshii, if you like, could you eat this?
[07:47] ---
    We're now starting the inquisition.
[07:48] ---
    Ahhh?! Hold on... Hold on a sec!
[07:52] ---
    Guilty. Death penalty.
[07:53] ---
    I'm not even given an
    opportunity to speak this time?!
[07:55] ---
    Please wait! It's not like that!
[07:58] ---
    Ah... This is...
[08:01] ---
    Well... Uhm... It's not like that.
[08:08] ---
    This boxed lunch was... Uhm...
[08:15] ---
    You'll be tortured and then... death penalty!
[08:17] ---
    Ahh! Hey! Whoa! They really
    started a fire! Ahh! A real fire!
[08:21] ---
    Oh? Big Sis?
[08:21] ---
    Ahhhhhhhh!
[08:30] ---
    Dummy...
[08:36] ---
    Idiot Test
[08:40] ---
    Are you okay, Yoshii?
[08:43] ---
    I'm fine...
[08:44] ---
    If it means I can eat the boxed
    lunch you made, this is nothing.
[08:48] ---
    Oh... How flattering.
[08:51] ---
    You can eat it without being interrupted here.
[08:54] ---
    Yeah.
[08:58] ---
    Whoa! That looks delicious!
[08:59] ---
    You're gonna make me blush.
[09:01] ---
    Ah... I forgot to bring
    something to drink. I'll go get it.
[09:09] ---
    Ahh... Himeji is cute, smart, and
    on top of that, she can even cook...
[09:14] ---
    She's too good for you.
[09:16] ---
    Ah! Yuuji! What're you doing?!
[09:18] ---
    I think I'll have some, too.
[09:21] ---
    Ahh! You too, Hideyoshi?!
[09:23] ---
    What's the problem?
    It's just one piece. Don't be so stin--
[09:28] ---
    Yuuji?!
[09:31] ---
    Hideyoshi?! What's the matter, you two?!
[09:33] ---
    This is bad, Muttsulini! We should
    take them to the nurse's office!
[09:37] ---
    Muttsulini!
[09:40] ---
    D-Don't tell me this lunch was the...!
[09:43] ---
    No way... when it looks so delicious...!
[10:05] ---
    That was close. My soul was almost taken away.
[10:12] ---
    There's no mistake. They fell
    because of this boxed lunch.
[10:16] ---
    To think that the smell
    alone is this dangerous...
[10:18] ---
    A... Akihisa...
[10:20] ---
    Hideyoshi!
[10:22] ---
    The plate... Hand me the plate.
[10:25] ---
    The plate?
[10:26] ---
    "Once you've had poison, you
    might as well have the plate, too."
[10:30] ---
    That saying means that if you
    eat the plate, too, you'll be fine.
[10:35] ---
    This is bad! His thinking ability is paralyzed!
[10:38] ---
    I got something to drink.
[10:40] ---
    Himeji...
[10:41] ---
    Oh? What happened to them?
[10:44] ---
    Um... They got sleepy after eating,
    so they said they'd take a nap.
[10:49] ---
    If you sleep right after
    you eat, you'll become a cow.
[10:52] ---
    If it means staying alive,
    being a cow may be better.
[10:57] ---
    Here you go.
[10:58] ---
    Ah... Th-Thanks, Himeji.
[11:06] ---
    This is bad... What should I do?
[11:07] ---
    "You'd better eat or Himeji will be sad."
[11:11] ---
    "You'd better eat or Himeji will be sad."
    "Don't eat it. There'll be consequences."
[11:13] ---
    "...consequences"
[11:14] ---
    "If you tell the truth, Himeji will be hurt."
[11:14] ---
    "If you tell the truth, Himeji will be hurt."
    "Do you wanna die?"
[11:16] ---
    Oh? You're not eating?
[11:19] ---
    W-Well, I feel like this is
    too precious to eat, so...
[11:23] ---
    "It's your life that's
    precious, right?!"
[11:24] ---
    Could it be... that it was a bother for you?
[11:27] ---
    No way! There's no way that's the case!
[11:29] ---
    I'm very glad!
[11:31] ---
    "Your consideration by itself makes me glad."
[11:32] ---
    "Rather, I'll take just the consideration."
[11:33] ---
    Good...
[11:35] ---
    A-Are you the type who
    samples the food while cooking?
[11:40] ---
    People say that if you sample
    while cooking, you'll gain weight, so...
[11:44] ---
    And...
[11:45] ---
    And?
[11:48] ---
    I wanted you to eat it first.
[11:53] ---
    The paths of retreat are all cut off now.
[11:56] ---
    Why do the angel and
    devil have the same opinion?!
[11:59] ---
    A... Akihisa...
[12:00] ---
    Yuuji!
[12:01] ---
    Sakamoto...
[12:02] ---
    Sorry, Himeji. May I have
    something to drink, too?
[12:06] ---
    Could you go buy oolong tea?
[12:09] ---
    Okay, no problem.
[12:12] ---
    Yuuji!
[12:13] ---
    Akihisa... I'll give you some good advice.
[12:17] ---
    Listen good.
[12:18] ---
    From ancient times, there have
    existed many spices used as antidotes.
[12:22] ---
    In the time before refrigerators were available,
[12:24] ---
    people used the sterilizing
    ability of spices to store food.
[12:27] ---
    And, it is said that in girls'
    cooking, love is, indeed, the best spice.
[12:33] ---
    Are you... possibly saying...
[12:35] ---
    That's right, Akihisa.
[12:37] ---
    Neutralize the poison
    with the spice called love!
[12:41] ---
    I see... I get it, Yuuji!
[12:44] ---
    This is a trial given to me!
[12:46] ---
    Don't worry. I'll overcome
    any hardship for the sake of love!
[12:52] ---
    As long as I have the best spice
    called love, no matter what poison it is...
[13:07] ---
    So love doesn't have a
    detoxifying effect... noted.
[13:10] ---
    Akihisa is a brave man.
[13:13] ---
    Amen.
[13:15] ---
    Oh? What happened to Yoshii?
[13:18] ---
    He said he got sleepy since he ate lunch.
[13:21] ---
    If you sleep right after
    you eat, you'll become a cow.
[13:26] ---
    Come to think of it, what happened to Shimada?
[13:32] ---
    After all that effort...
[13:35] ---
    I wish I had been honest
    and asked him to eat it.
[13:42] ---
    I never thought that Himeji would
    have a subject that she's bad at.
[13:48] ---
    I'm hungrier now.
[13:52] ---
    Aki...
[13:52] ---
    Stupid Big Brother!
[13:55] ---
    Hazuki?
[13:57] ---
    Do you know where my sister went?
[13:59] ---
    Come to think of it, I haven't seen her.
[14:05] ---
    Haven't you had lunch?
[14:07] ---
    A lot happened and I couldn't consume calories.
[14:10] ---
    Then are you starving?
[14:13] ---
    Yeah... If only I had the
    boxed lunch that Minami made...
[14:17] ---
    My Big Sister's?
[14:19] ---
    Yeah. I was wondering what kind
    of lunch she made. I wanted to eat it.
[14:26] ---
    Okay!
[14:27] ---
    Aki! Have this lunc--
[14:29] ---
    Let's have lunch, honey!
[14:31] ---
    M-Miharu?!
[14:32] ---
    I looked all over for you, honey!
[14:34] ---
    I did my utmost in making
    Miharu's Special Lunch. Please have it!
[14:38] ---
    Why are you here?! Class D
    isn't having a remedial class, right?!
[14:41] ---
    If you're here, I'll come in even on Sundays.
[14:43] ---
    If you're not here, I won't
    come in even during the weekdays.
[14:46] ---
    Why is this academy full of students
    with messed up common sense?!
[14:49] ---
    Nooooow, honey! Let's spend
    a happy afternoon together!
[14:53] ---
    Leave me alone!
[14:53] ---
    Anyway, shall we look for her that way first?
[14:54] ---
    I won't let you escape!
[14:55] ---
    Okay!
[14:56] ---
    Let's be alone and feed each other!
[14:56] ---
    No! Don't come near me!
[15:02] ---
    "Fire Hydrant"
[15:05] ---
    Geez. She doesn't have to be so shy.
[15:09] ---
    Honey! Honey!
[15:14] ---
    That darn Miharu...
[15:16] ---
    More importantly, I have to find Aki!
[15:34] ---
    Go, Haiseiko!
[15:39] ---
    Faster!
[15:41] ---
    We shouldn't run in the corridor!
[15:47] ---
    Aki... Good...
[15:50] ---
    This time for sure, I'll give him this lunch!
[15:52] ---
    So it was true...
[15:57] ---
    So Yoshii has got two
    girls making lunch for him!
[16:02] ---
    This is the unforgivable truth!
[16:04] ---
    Bring death to the traitor!
[16:06] ---
    Bring death to the traitor!
[16:08] ---
    N-No! That's not true!
[16:11] ---
    That's not true.
[16:13] ---
    This is... uhm...
[16:17] ---
    Well...
[16:20] ---
    Guilty! Guilty!
[16:21] ---
    What?! What?! Hey! Wait! Wait!
[16:25] ---
    You've all got messed up common sense!
[16:30] ---
    Geez... What am I doing?
[16:34] ---
    Go, Haru Urara!
[16:36] ---
    Run at full speed!
[16:39] ---
    You shouldn't run in the corridor, you know.
[16:42] ---
    This isn't a corridor!
[16:44] ---
    I'm already out of gas today.
[16:46] ---
    This time for sure...
[16:48] ---
    Aki!
[16:49] ---
    Ah...
[16:49] ---
    Minami...
[16:50] ---
    Big Sis!
[16:52] ---
    Hmph.
[16:53] ---
    I'm playing with Stupid Big Brother!
[16:56] ---
    That's good. But don't bother him, okay?
[16:59] ---
    Okay!
[17:00] ---
    Say, Aki...
[17:01] ---
    Hm?
[17:02] ---
    Uhm... Did you already have lunch?
[17:05] ---
    Hmm... I have... or should I say I haven't...
[17:08] ---
    I see.
[17:10] ---
    Uhm... well...
[17:13] ---
    Hm?
[17:13] ---
    Well... if you're hungry...
[17:17] ---
    Huh?
[17:18] ---
    Uhm... Wh... Wh...
[17:21] ---
    Wh?
[17:21] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh...
[17:25] ---
    Wh...
[17:26] ---
    Wh?
[17:27] ---
    What's the local specialty of Oshamanbe?!
[17:33] ---
    Huh?
[17:34] ---
    Oh, shoot!
[17:36] ---
    The local specialty of Oshamanbe,
    Hokkaido, would be horsehair crabs.
[17:39] ---
    Kubo...
[17:40] ---
    To see that you're at school on Sunday...
[17:43] ---
    Are you studying by yourself, too?
[17:44] ---
    Class F had a remedial class.
[17:47] ---
    Oh? You haven't had lunch yet?
[17:50] ---
    Huh? N-Not really...
[17:52] ---
    Then, would you care to join me?
[17:54] ---
    What? But I don't have money.
[17:57] ---
    Well, well, it can't be helped, I guess.
[17:59] ---
    Since it's just lunch,
    I don't mind treating you.
[18:02] ---
    I'll go! I'll definitely go!
[18:03] ---
    Ah...
[18:04] ---
    Well then, see you later, Shimada.
[18:07] ---
    Then, why don't we prepare for
    mid-terms together while eating?
[18:11] ---
    What? Mid-terms?
[18:13] ---
    Ah... yeah...
[18:19] ---
    Hazuki, have you had lunch?
[18:21] ---
    Come to think of it, playing with
    Big Brother made me forget about it.
[18:25] ---
    Geez. You shouldn't skip meals
    or you won't be able to grow.
[18:29] ---
    Isn't this for Big Brother?
[18:31] ---
    No. There's no way that's the
    case, is there? I made this for you.
[18:36] ---
    Then, let's eat together!
[18:38] ---
    Okay.
[18:44] ---
    Hm?
[18:44] ---
    Sorry, Hazuki. I forgot that we
    still have another remedial class.
[18:48] ---
    Go on ahead and go home.
[18:49] ---
    Okay! I will!
[19:02] ---
    Hmm...
[19:04] ---
    Lunch A looks the best.
[19:07] ---
    Or should I be considerate and get Lunch B?
[19:11] ---
    Oh, Yoshii.
[19:13] ---
    Huh?
[19:13] ---
    "Seasoned Laver Paste"
[19:14] ---
    Mr. Fukuhara.
[19:16] ---
    Good timing. I've got a
    problem. I can't open the lid.
[19:19] ---
    Could you have your Avatar open it?
[19:23] ---
    Piece of cake.
[19:25] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[19:32] ---
    Open!
[19:34] ---
    Ow!
[19:40] ---
    Those who died with their score reduced
    to zero will be given a remedial class!
[19:44] ---
    What?!
[19:46] ---
    Hey! Why?! I haven't eaten anything yet!
[19:50] ---
    That's all because of your low viability.
[19:51] ---
    How cute Yoshii is...
[19:54] ---
    Huh?!
[19:55] ---
    What am I saying?!
[19:58] ---
    I shall eat now.
[20:18] ---
    You idiot! Idiot Aki! You're really an idiot!
[20:20] ---
    An ultra idiot! A heaping idiot!
[20:22] ---
    Who'd make lunch for you?!
    Who would?! Who would?!
[20:35] ---
    You dummy.
[20:46] ---
    "Other Trash" "Glasses, Cans, Plastic Bottles"
[20:57] ---
    "Other Trash" "Glasses, Cans, Plastic Bottles"
[20:59] ---
    Ahh! Wait!
[21:06] ---
    Aki...
[21:08] ---
    Are you... going to ditch that?
[21:16] ---
    Why?!
[21:17] ---
    Why? Well...
[21:20] ---
    Uhm...
[21:22] ---
    I... I don't think people
    should waste resources.
[21:27] ---
    Huh?
[21:28] ---
    For alleviating global warming
    as well, you shouldn't waste food!
[21:32] ---
    If you waste food, the
    waste-not ghost will appear.
[21:35] ---
    Also, to help the ecosystem, you
    should recycle, or how should I say,
[21:37] ---
    we should use our limited
    resources more effectively...
[21:40] ---
    that's how I feel.
[21:49] ---
    Here.
[21:50] ---
    Huh?
[21:52] ---
    Are you going to eat it?
[21:54] ---
    What?
[21:57] ---
    Or not?
[22:01] ---
    W-Well, then, I guess I'll eat it.
    We shouldn't waste our resour--
[22:10] ---
    Minami...?
[22:18] ---
    Dummy!
[22:25] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:31] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:34] ---
    Jugyou owari shifuku no jikan
[22:37] ---
    Tatoeru no nara “Maji de Angel!”
[22:40] ---
    Fui no kokuchi heiwa kowashita
[22:43] ---
    Tsuishi no shirase “Jigoku da!”
[22:46] ---
    Tomodachi tono warai banashi ni
[22:49] ---
    “Iru wake naiyo sonna baka”
[22:52] ---
    Demo hontou wa mune no oku dewa
[22:56] ---
    Sakendetanda “Jibun ga! Sou deshita!”
[23:00] ---
    Chuusha jou de miru “Tsukigime” no koto
[23:06] ---
    Kaisha no namae dato omotteta...
[23:12] ---
    Zutto...
[23:15] ---
    Baka mo tooseba otoko date
[23:18] ---
    Bokura no joushiki hijoushiki?
[23:21] ---
    Ruuru wa muyou sa kono sekai
[23:24] ---
    Yakiniku teishoku gekokujou
[23:27] ---
    Miroyo!
[23:29] ---
    Nishi kara nobotta ohisama ga shizunde iku
[23:33] ---
    Hashire! Mou gohan da
[23:36] ---
    Ouchi ni kaerou! Ouchi ni kaerou!
[23:51] ---
    Question 5. What do you call
    the sport in which you go from
[23:54] ---
    checkpoint to checkpoint
    using a map and a compass?
[23:57] ---
    Role-playing game!
[23:58] ---
    I knew that would be your answer.
[24:00] ---
    Next week! "Maps, Treasures,
    and Striker Sigma V (Five)"!
[24:03] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:05] ---
    "Please join us again next week!"
    "Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

5 - Maps, Treasures, and Striker Sigma V

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[00:17] ---
    Let's see...
[00:20] ---
    What should I do?
[00:28] ---
    I guess I'll play with them a little.
[00:36] ---
    Oh? What's going on, Yuuji?
[00:38] ---
    Looks like something's going on.
[00:39] ---
    Something?
[00:41] ---
    "Sponsored by Fumizuki Academy"
[00:42] ---
    Sponsored by Fumizuki Academy?
[00:44] ---
    Competition for extravagant prizes?!
[00:46] ---
    Orienteering Contest?!
[00:54] ---
    What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?
[00:59] ---
    One more chance, one more
    chance. Never never give up!
[01:02] ---
    One more chance, one
    more chance. Never give up!
[01:06] ---
    BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts-
[01:15] ---
    "Nice to encounter you,"
    that one's too easy!
[01:18] ---
    There's only one answer
    that I decided on at the start
[01:21] ---
    My heart fluttered. Will I pass?
[01:23] ---
    I won't panic whether
    it's a matter of love or war
[01:26] ---
    I sigh as I cram all night long
[01:28] ---
    There's a genius dreamer inside of me
[01:31] ---
    It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true
[01:34] ---
    Pay no mind to other people's worlds
[01:36] ---
    Perfect-area complete!
[01:39] ---
    I'll definitely be waiting right here.
[01:41] ---
    Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it
[01:48] ---
    Ah! Ear! Ear!
[01:49] ---
    Why? We just keep missing each other
[01:52] ---
    If you came to me for advice, it'd go like
[01:55] ---
    "So, friends?" "Yes, friends."
[01:58] ---
    That's a sad 0 points.
[02:00] ---
    No! Do it again! Rewrite it!
[02:03] ---
     I'm serious, one
    more chance please
[02:05] ---
    You know, there's a future
    more wonderful than now
[02:10] ---
    Make it more wonderful than
    now... my life, my life, my life
[02:19] ---
    "Episode 5" "Maps, Treasures, and Striker Sigma V"
[02:19] ---
    Akihisa Yoshii has found a treasure.
[02:22] ---
    It's been a long time since
    I've had such a nice breakfast.
[02:26] ---
    Time to chow down!
[02:28] ---
    "Munch, munch, munch..."
[02:30] ---
    Hmm... Just as you'd expect
    from Fumizuki's bread crumbs.
[02:33] ---
    They taste just like bread!
[02:35] ---
    "Munch, munch, munch..."
[02:36] ---
    If only I had jam or something,
[02:38] ---
    I'd have no complaints about this breakfast.
[02:39] ---
    You are not in a position to complain.
[02:43] ---
    Hmm... I wonder if crumbs digest quickly.
[02:47] ---
    Hm?
[02:50] ---
    This is Fee the fox...
[02:51] ---
    "Welcome"
[02:52] ---
    a mascot character for Kisaragi Grand Park.
[02:56] ---
    By the way, she is very popular among children.
[03:01] ---
    This is Kisara--
[03:02] ---
    I already explained it in my narration.
[03:05] ---
    The child who dropped
    this might come back to get it.
[03:08] ---
    I'll put it back where it was.
[03:14] ---
    Hm?!
[03:15] ---
    Hmm... I can't find it. I can't find it.
[03:18] ---
    Good morning, Hazuki. What're you doing here?
[03:21] ---
    Ah! Good morning, Stupid Big Brother!
    I was looking for something I dropped.
[03:26] ---
    Something you dropped?
[03:27] ---
    I lost my Fee cell phone strap...
[03:30] ---
    I can't get a new one
    anymore since it's a limited edition.
[03:32] ---
    Oh... Then I saw it over...
[03:38] ---
    This is bad! What should we do?!
[03:39] ---
    Fee!
[03:40] ---
    What's the matter, Yoshii?
[03:42] ---
    M-Mr. Fukuhara!
[03:44] ---
    Good timing! Please give me
    approval to summon my Avatar!
[03:50] ---
    Oh? What's the reason?
[03:52] ---
    I'm in a hurry! Please hurry up!
[03:54] ---
    I guess it can't be helped.
    Just this once, okay?
[03:59] ---
    All right! I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[04:04] ---
    All right! Get that cell strap!
[04:08] ---
    Save Fee!
[04:21] ---
    Are you okay, Big Brother?! Stupid Big Brother!
[04:25] ---
    Ow, ow, ow... The feedback from his pain...
[04:28] ---
    Geez, what'd you do such a stupid thing for?
[04:31] ---
    Good morning, Principal.
[04:34] ---
    You scared me! Don't play
    a prank using your Avatar!
[04:38] ---
    It wasn't a prank! I was trying to
    pick up something that was drop...
[04:43] ---
    Ah...
[04:48] ---
    Ahhhh!
[04:51] ---
    This shows that you shouldn't
    get too attached to toys.
[04:59] ---
    You don't have to say it like that, right?!
[05:05] ---
    Huh?
[05:06] ---
    I took back the summoning approval.
[05:09] ---
    You shouldn't use your Avatar for violence.
[05:12] ---
    Violent?! I was just trying to help Hazuki.
[05:15] ---
    An Avatar isn't some toy for idiots.
[05:23] ---
    If you feel frustrated, show
    us your non-stupid side, too.
[05:27] ---
    If you do that, you might be
    able to get something you want.
[05:31] ---
    What?
[05:34] ---
    I'm sorry, Hazuki.
[05:35] ---
    That's okay... Don't worry.
[05:38] ---
    Hazuki...
[05:41] ---
    "Competition" "Extravagant"
    "Prizes" "Orienteering Contest"
[05:42] ---
    So this was what the
    principal was talking about.
[05:45] ---
    They've listed the prizes here!
[05:47] ---
    C-Cafeteria meal tickets for a year?!
[05:49] ---
    Exchange tickets for new video games?!
[05:51] ---
    That's quite extravagant.
[05:53] ---
    It says that there's a secret item as well.
[05:56] ---
    Ah!
[05:58] ---
    Fee, Noin, and Ein
    limited edition cell strap set?!
[06:00] ---
    What, Akihisa?! You want something like that?
[06:01] ---
    This! This! This! This! This!
[06:04] ---
    Wh-What's wrong with that?!
[06:06] ---
    What do I have to do to get it?
[06:08] ---
    Here's a map of the Academy.
[06:10] ---
    So I have to search for it here?
[06:12] ---
    I'm good at finding treasure boxes in RPGs!
[06:15] ---
    And, these are the test questions!
[06:18] ---
    What?!
[06:18] ---
    The test answers are the
    coordinates of the checkpoints.
[06:22] ---
    The hidden tickets you find there
    are what you exchange for prizes.
[06:25] ---
    Th-Then you won't get them
    unless you solve the questions!
[06:29] ---
    On top of that, it's first come,
    first serve. If you run into different teams,
[06:32] ---
    you can fight using your
    Avatars and take their tickets.
[06:35] ---
    I'm at a disadvantage in every way!
[06:38] ---
    Oh, that's right! If I team up with Himeji...
[06:40] ---
    Everyone, have a seat!
[06:42] ---
    I'll announce the orienteering teams!
[06:46] ---
    I'm teaming up with... Yuuji and Hideyoshi?!
[06:49] ---
    Himeji is teaming up with
    Minami and... Muttsulini?!
[06:52] ---
    I grouped trouble students together,
    as you never know what they'll do.
[06:56] ---
    What?! That's not fair! I'll take
    Hideyoshi since he's cute, but...
[07:01] ---
    Yuuji is no help at all!
[07:04] ---
    I'll throw your own words
    back at you with interest!
[07:07] ---
    You have until the after-school bell rings.
[07:09] ---
    This is part of your classes!
[07:11] ---
    Work on it seriously.
[07:15] ---
    One set consists of three questions, huh?
[07:17] ---
    The answer to the first question
    shows the X-axis point on the map.
[07:20] ---
    The second one shows the Y point,
    and the third shows the Z point,
[07:24] ---
    which tells which floor it'll be on.
[07:26] ---
    Oh, it's all multiple choice.
    Then it's a piece of cake!
[07:30] ---
    Are you good at multiple choice questions?
[07:33] ---
    You don't know my area of specialty?
    Okay then. Let me show you.
[07:39] ---
    I was stupid to put my
    hopes in him even for a moment.
[07:41] ---
    I use Striker Sigma V for math!
[07:44] ---
    Problem Breaker for modern Japanese!
[07:46] ---
    Shining Answer for history!
[07:49] ---
    They are highly accurate!
[07:51] ---
    Has your life been controlled
    by how well the dice work?
[07:55] ---
    Don't make fun of them! Just watch!
[07:57] ---
    Do we have to?
[07:58] ---
    Roar! Striker Sigma V!
[08:05] ---
    Finish!
[08:08] ---
    All right. I got it.
[08:11] ---
    652 for the X-axis, 237 for Y, 5 for Z!
[08:17] ---
    I found it! The target is over there!
[08:21] ---
    Oh, so it's in the air?
[08:23] ---
    You go get it.
[08:24] ---
    This is strange.
[08:26] ---
    I wonder if they screwed up the question.
[08:28] ---
    It's the answer that's screwed up!
[08:30] ---
    We found it!
[08:31] ---
    Hm?
[08:31] ---
    Whoa!
[08:34] ---
    Here it is! This is an
    exchange ticket for a prize!
[08:37] ---
    We started off with a correct answer.
[08:39] ---
    All right! We did it!
[08:40] ---
    It seems that the numbers for
    the X- and Y-axes were correct.
[08:43] ---
    See? Striker Sigma V is incredible, isn't it?
[08:46] ---
    What's incredible is
    you believing in that thing.
[08:48] ---
    "Exchange ticket for free cafeteria desserts for a year"
[08:49] ---
    This is for a year's worth of
    cafeteria dessert tickets!
[08:52] ---
    Let's split it amongst the three of us.
[08:53] ---
    I don't need it.
[08:54] ---
    Rep... Are you on a diet?
[08:57] ---
    Instead... if we find this, let me have it.
[09:00] ---
    A premium ticket for Kisaragi Grand Park?
[09:03] ---
    Oh, I get it! You're going
    there with your boyfriend!
[09:05] ---
    No... I'm going with my husband.
[09:08] ---
    I just felt a sudden chill.
[09:10] ---
    You sure have lots of hardships, don't you?
[09:16] ---
    Outside of math, I'm completely helpless!
[09:19] ---
    You're amazing, Tsuchiya.
[09:21] ---
    Just Health and Physical Education.
    I'm helpless in everything else.
[09:24] ---
    Okay, all done.
[09:26] ---
    Amazing! Let's go find them right away!
[09:29] ---
    Ah!
[09:29] ---
    Th... These coordinates are...!
[09:33] ---
    "Girls' Changing Room"
[09:34] ---
    I... I can legally go into
    the girls' changing room.
[09:38] ---
    All right! Let's find the prize!
[09:46] ---
    This is a girls' changing room...
[09:48] ---
    and yet there're no girls changing.
[09:50] ---
    Of course not.
[09:51] ---
    It's a lot of work when the place isn't tidy.
[09:54] ---
    The areas guys don't see
    are often like this, aren't they?
[09:57] ---
    This place holds no value
    unless girls are changing.
[10:11] ---
    What's wrong, Tsuchiya? Are you okay?
[10:13] ---
    I'm fine... This is nothing!
[10:21] ---
    Tsuchiya!
[10:22] ---
    I can't lose to something like this.
[10:32] ---
    Tsuchiya!
[10:33] ---
    I-I'm deeply moved...
[10:40] ---
    Well... Let's see...
    the idiot's determination...
[10:50] ---
    Idiot Test!
[10:55] ---
    Smash! Problem Breaker!
[11:10] ---
    The coordinates on the map are... around here.
[11:13] ---
    In our classroom?!
[11:16] ---
    I wonder what this is.
[11:17] ---
    It's not a prize, at least.
[11:20] ---
    This is strange. I wonder if
    I should make it a little lighter.
[11:23] ---
    Shave it all the way!
[11:25] ---
    Uhm... So you found it?
[11:28] ---
    What? Is this... yours?
[11:30] ---
    Yes... In that basket... Um...
[11:34] ---
    Yoshii?!
[11:36] ---
    Yes, Himeji?
[11:37] ---
    Do you like sweets?
[11:40] ---
    Yep! I love them!
[11:41] ---
    Good! To tell you the truth, I got up
    early this morning and baked chiffon cakes.
[11:47] ---
    Oh? You can bake cakes, too?
[11:50] ---
    Hey! Don't tell me...
[11:54] ---
    Just as you'd expect from
    Problem Breaker. It's a real treasure.
[11:58] ---
    You were a good guy.
[12:00] ---
    I will not forget you.
[12:02] ---
    Why are you saying farewell words?
[12:04] ---
    If you like, you all are welcome to some.
[12:07] ---
    What?!
[12:10] ---
    Now...
[12:12] ---
    please go ahead.
[12:15] ---
    Ah... I'm one short.
[12:22] ---
    There're three chiffon
    cakes. There're four of us.
[12:26] ---
    Which means only one can survive.
[12:30] ---
    The First...
[12:31] ---
    Championship Match!
[12:34] ---
    Do-or-die Rock-Paper-Scissors Contest!
[12:36] ---
    Yaay!
[12:47] ---
    If I lose...
[12:48] ---
    I'll die!
[12:51] ---
    Mizuki and Tsuchiya sure are taking
    their time. I wonder what they're doing.
[13:05] ---
    Impossible! I can't answer
    any more questions all by myself!
[13:09] ---
    No, honey.
[13:11] ---
    Huh?! Miharu?!
[13:12] ---
    I'm right here.
[13:14] ---
    The questions are solved!
[13:15] ---
    Where the heck did you come from?!
[13:17] ---
    Honey! Please take a look at
    the answers that I worked hard on!
[13:21] ---
    If we check these answers against the map...
[13:24] ---
    believe it or not,
[13:25] ---
    it turns out that the
    treasure is hidden under your bra!
[13:30] ---
    Huh?!
[13:30] ---
    Now, give up and entrust
    your body and heart to me!
[13:34] ---
    There's no way I'd do that! Let me go!
[13:37] ---
    No! The map has these coordinates!
[13:40] ---
    There's no mistake about it as
    the Ministry of Education says so!
[13:43] ---
    You're the one who's making a mistake!
[13:46] ---
    Then let's make a big mistake
    together, honey! Let's do it!
[13:49] ---
    N... Noooooo!
[13:53] ---
    Seriously... if they have time to
    spare for a stupid event like this,
[13:57] ---
    I wish they'd use that time
    to advance our studies a little.
[14:00] ---
    The map points to these coordinates.
[14:04] ---
    This is... Yoshii's shoe locker?!
[14:06] ---
    I-If someone sees me here, they'd think I'm...
[14:11] ---
    about to put a love letter in there!
[14:14] ---
    No, no... I'm trying to
    get a ticket out of here.
[14:19] ---
    No, wait!
[14:20] ---
    Then that looks as if I'm trying to
    steal a love letter addressed to Yoshii!
[14:26] ---
    No, no! It's the treasure in here that I want!
[14:30] ---
    I can give them an excuse
    no matter what they say!
[14:32] ---
    But... depending on who it is...
[14:34] ---
    what's inside of Yoshii's shoe
    locker might be a treasure box to them!
[14:37] ---
    Then I can't talk my way out!
[14:40] ---
    What... What... What should I do?!
[14:44] ---
    Please do whatever you want.
[14:46] ---
    Shine...! Shining... Answer!
[14:53] ---
    Here it is! Just as we'd
    expect from you, Hideyoshi!
[14:56] ---
    I don't think I had anything to do with it.
[14:58] ---
    Let's see! What's the prize?
[15:00] ---
    Wha...?! "Try again"?!
[15:02] ---
    So this wasn't the right place.
[15:04] ---
    Dammit! So that was a trick question!
[15:06] ---
    It doesn't matter if it's a trick question
    or not when you're using a die, does it?
[15:08] ---
    Hmm... Should I change
    the angle of the stabilizer?
[15:11] ---
    I don't think that would
    increase the accuracy rate.
[15:14] ---
    It must be the name!
[15:14] ---
    Now... How's this?
[15:16] ---
    Whoa! You answered them seriously?
[15:18] ---
    Are you sure, Yuuji?
[15:20] ---
    I don't wanna go weird places
    due to your wrong answers.
[15:23] ---
    You're in no position to say that!
[15:25] ---
    According to Yuuji's answers, this is the place.
[15:28] ---
    You were right! Here it is!
[15:30] ---
    How can you solve those questions, Yuuji?
[15:32] ---
    I picked only the questions
    I thought even I could solve.
[15:34] ---
    I'm impressed you solved these...
[15:36] ---
    When you're ranked the bottom in tests...
[15:38] ---
    Did you cheat?
[15:40] ---
    Is it that hard to believe?
[15:42] ---
    So, what was the prize?
[15:45] ---
    Let's see... A premium ticket for
    one couple to Kisaragi Grand Park?
[15:50] ---
    The couple is invited to a
    special event, Wedding Experience.
[15:55] ---
    Oh? That sounds interesting.
[15:57] ---
    Yuuji, why don't you go with Kirishima?
[15:59] ---
    Don't even mention something so dreadful!
[16:01] ---
    It won't be just an
    experience. She'll make it real!
[16:04] ---
    Get that ominous thing
    out of my face! You guys go!
[16:09] ---
    Really?
[16:10] ---
    Are you free this coming Sunday, Hideyoshi?
[16:12] ---
    It says it's for a couple, doesn't it?!
[16:14] ---
    What...?! You don't... like me?
[16:18] ---
    I'm a guy!
[16:20] ---
    I'm turned down! How miserable I am!
[16:24] ---
    There's only one way... to end this misery!
[16:28] ---
    Hideyoshi! I like you!
[16:30] ---
    What're you saying all of a sudden?!
[16:32] ---
    There's an important meaning to this.
[16:34] ---
    You may not know this, but
    there's a legend in Japan that
[16:36] ---
    if you confess your love under the
    legendary tree, you'll become happy.
[16:39] ---
    There's no such legend, though.
[16:41] ---
    "Under the legendary tree" in this academy
[16:44] ---
    means Hideyoshi Kinoshita,
    a legendary beautiful girl!
[16:47] ---
    In other words, it means that if
    I confess my love to you, I'll become happy!
[16:52] ---
    What'd you say, Yoshii?!
[16:54] ---
    If that's the case, we can legally
    confess our love to Kinoshita!
[16:55] ---
    There's so many holes in that logic
[16:57] ---
    that I don't even know where to start.
[16:58] ---
    Legally!
[16:59] ---
    I like you, Hideyoshi Kinoshita!
[17:02] ---
    I love you, Hideyoshi Kinoshita!
[17:03] ---
    Are you guys crazy?!
[17:08] ---
    After all, we couldn't get any valuable prizes.
[17:12] ---
    This is a tough event for idiots.
[17:15] ---
    At this point, there're not
    that many prizes left, huh?
[17:18] ---
    I wonder what the secret item was.
[17:21] ---
    Ah! Fee's cell strap hasn't been taken yet!
[17:24] ---
    Are you still going to continue, Akihisa?
[17:26] ---
    The remaining questions
    are all difficult, you know.
[17:29] ---
    Or, do you wanna randomly dig
    up the schoolyard or something?
[17:33] ---
    Hm?
[17:34] ---
    Randomly...
[17:36] ---
    I got it! All the answers on the test...
[17:39] ---
    What're you doing?
[17:41] ---
    I'm marking all the points
    in the answer choices!
[17:44] ---
    All of them?!
[17:45] ---
    It's possible that a treasure is
    hidden where these X and Y are crossed!
[17:50] ---
    What about the height?!
[17:51] ---
    Of course, we'll check every floor!
[17:53] ---
    There're lots of them!
    Searching all of them is...
[17:57] ---
    Searching round-robin is a fundamental of games!
[18:00] ---
    That's unreasonable...
[18:01] ---
    I see... That sounds interesting.
    We can't solve the questions anyway.
[18:05] ---
    Then let's show them that
    idiots fight in their own way.
[18:10] ---
    Yuuji...
[18:12] ---
    Yep!
[18:14] ---
    I'll go check the fourth floor!
[18:16] ---
    Akihisa, check the third floor!
[18:17] ---
    Hideyoshi, check the second floor!
[18:19] ---
    Okay!
[18:19] ---
    Got it!
[18:20] ---
    Cleaning closets... Not here!
[18:23] ---
    Not here!
[18:24] ---
    Not here! Hey, ahh!
[18:25] ---
    "Girls' Changing Room"
[18:27] ---
    Hmm... not here!
[18:29] ---
    Not here!
[18:30] ---
    Ah...
[18:30] ---
    In use...
[18:32] ---
    Locker...!
[18:34] ---
    Not here!
[18:34] ---
    Not here!
[18:35] ---
    A dog!
[18:37] ---
    Which one?!
[18:43] ---
    Trash bin!
[18:45] ---
    Not here!
[18:45] ---
    Not here!
[18:46] ---
    Wh-Why?!
[18:47] ---
    Ladies' Room!
[18:49] ---
    Not here!
[18:50] ---
    Not here!
[18:51] ---
    Oh?
[18:51] ---
    I'm in here.
[18:52] ---
    What?!
[18:53] ---
    Water tank...
[18:55] ---
    Not here!
[18:56] ---
    Not here!
[18:56] ---
    Ouch!
[18:58] ---
    Again...!
[18:59] ---
    Not here!
[19:00] ---
    Not here!
[19:01] ---
    Please ignore me...
[19:02] ---
    Again...!
[19:03] ---
    I'm in here!
[19:04] ---
    I'm in here!
[19:06] ---
    Good! It's open!
[19:09] ---
    Hey, what am I doing?!
[19:16] ---
    Dammit. We couldn't find anything.
[19:19] ---
    I wonder if nothing is left.
[19:21] ---
    Ah, that's right! We
    haven't checked this place yet!
[19:24] ---
    But... this place doesn't
    have anything to hide things in.
[19:28] ---
    That can't be... The strap
    ticket hasn't been found yet!
[19:32] ---
    It's definitely somewhere...
[19:39] ---
    I found it! Just as I thought!
[19:42] ---
    Hideyoshi! We can find it even
    if we can't solve the questi... Hm?
[19:46] ---
    Oh? I came here after
    solving the questions on my own.
[19:50] ---
    What? You're...
[19:51] ---
    Big Sister! Why are you here?
[19:55] ---
    According to the rules, we can take
    it by fighting using our Avatars, right?
[20:00] ---
    D-Don't tell me...
[20:02] ---
    I'll approve it.
[20:03] ---
    What?!
[20:06] ---
    Summon!
[20:11] ---
    Summon!
[20:14] ---
    This is bad, Akihisa! Our
    power is nowhere near theirs!
[20:17] ---
    I never thought we'd have to fight them.
[20:19] ---
    Oh no... What should we do?
[20:21] ---
    We won't hold back.
[20:23] ---
    Are you ready?
[20:24] ---
    Well then, bye-bye!
SIGN    "Yuuko Kinoshita" "Yuuji Sakamoto" "Akihisa Yoshii" "Hideyoshi Kinoshita" "Shouko Kirishima" "Aiko Kudou"
[20:33] ---
    What?!
[20:35] ---
    Time is over.
[20:36] ---
    Which means...
[20:38] ---
    That's right.
[20:40] ---
    Yeah.
[20:40] ---
    "Exchange ticket for Kisaragi
    Grand Park mascot strap set"
[20:41] ---
    A... All right!
[20:46] ---
    Amazing! I got the Fee cell strap!
    Not only that, it's a set of three!
[20:50] ---
    Good for you!
[20:52] ---
    I wonder if Hazuki will be happy.
[20:55] ---
    Hm?
[20:55] ---
    Hm?
[20:56] ---
    "Iron Bracelets Activation Manual"
[20:56] ---
    I wonder what this is?
[20:57] ---
    Could it be that this is the secret item?
[21:00] ---
    I wonder what you use this for.
    It comes with a manual, too.
[21:03] ---
    Iron bracelets...
    The activation word is "Awaken"...
[21:07] ---
    That alone wouldn't...
[21:09] ---
    explain what will happen...
[21:10] ---
    Let's try it!
[21:12] ---
    Awaken!
[21:15] ---
    What?!
[21:16] ---
    This is...
[21:17] ---
    Could this be...
[21:20] ---
    Summon!
[21:23] ---
    This is incredible!
[21:24] ---
    We can summon our Avatars
    without a teacher's approval!
[21:28] ---
    The field is a little small, but this is great!
[21:36] ---
    What?
[21:38] ---
    What?!
[21:39] ---
    Wh-Why did only my clothes get torn off?!
[21:42] ---
    Akihisa... Yours is okay?
[21:45] ---
    Ah... You're right!
[21:46] ---
    So this means only an idiot can use it, huh?
[21:49] ---
    What do you mean by "an idiot"?!
    You're an idiot too, Yuuji!
[21:52] ---
    Then a first-rate idiot.
[21:54] ---
    What?!
[21:54] ---
    Then ultimate idiot.
[21:56] ---
    What?!
[21:57] ---
    Then supreme idiot!
[21:58] ---
    What do you mean by "supreme," huh?!
[22:00] ---
    I see...
[22:02] ---
    Looks like we still have to make improvements.
[22:07] ---
    But in any case...
[22:10] ---
    Fools and blunt scissors can be
    useful if you make wise use of them.
[22:13] ---
    Anything and anyone has redeeming points.
[22:25] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:31] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:34] ---
    The end of the school day is bliss
[22:37] ---
    If I am to put it into words, "It's really angelic!"
[22:40] ---
    My peace was shattered
    by a sudden announcement
[22:44] ---
    Talking about the make up test. "This is Hell!"
[22:47] ---
    While my friends and I were
    sharing funny stories, I said,
[22:50] ---
    "There's no way anyone is that stupid"
[22:53] ---
    But the truth is, deep down in my heart
[22:56] ---
    I was shouting, "That was me!"
[23:00] ---
    About that "Monthly Parking"
    sign you see in the parking lot
[23:07] ---
    I thought it was the name of a company...
[23:12] ---
    All this time...
[23:15] ---
    Sticking to your idiocy can be cool
[23:18] ---
    Is our common sense nonsense?
[23:21] ---
    We don't need rules in this world
[23:24] ---
    It's dog eat dog food! It's social upheaval!
[23:27] ---
    Look!
[23:29] ---
    The sun that rose from the west is setting
[23:34] ---
    Run home! It's dinner time already.
[23:37] ---
    Let's go home! Let's go home!
[23:52] ---
    Question 6.
[23:53] ---
    What strokes does the individual
    medley in swimming consist of?
[23:56] ---
    Anime Song Medley, Old
    Popular Song Medley, Dove Sablé.
[23:59] ---
    I do like Dove Sablé, too...
[24:01] ---
    Next Episode! "Me, Pools,
    and Swimsuit Paradises... and..."
[24:03] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
    "Please join us again next week!"

6 - Me, Pools, and Swimsuit Paradises... and...

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[00:17] ---
    Summertime. It is summertime
    at Fumizuki Academy, too.
[00:21] ---
    It is also a season of splashing
    water glistening in the sun.
[00:34] ---
    And of splashing nose blood, as well.
[00:42] ---
    Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou
[00:47] ---
    One more chance, one more
    chance. Never never give up!
[00:50] ---
    One more chance, one
    more chance. Never give up!
[00:54] ---
    BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts-
[01:03] ---
    Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo
[01:06] ---
    Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu
[01:09] ---
    Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?
[01:11] ---
    Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai
[01:14] ---
    Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki
[01:16] ---
    Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer
[01:19] ---
    Omou koto mina kanaeba iina
[01:22] ---
    Hito no sekai wa kinishinai
[01:24] ---
    Perfect-area complete!
[01:27] ---
    Zettai koko de matterunda
[01:29] ---
    Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo
[01:36] ---
    Ah! Ear! Ear!
[01:37] ---
    Why? Tomaranai surechigai
[01:40] ---
    Watashi ga soudan aite nara
[01:43] ---
    "Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."
[01:46] ---
    Kanashiki rei ten dane
[01:48] ---
    No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi
[01:51] ---
    Honki de one more chance please
[01:53] ---
    Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni
[01:58] ---
    Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!
[02:07] ---
    "Episode 6"
    "Me, Pools, and Swimsuit Paradises... and..."
[02:12] ---
    Oh yeah, Yuuji.
[02:14] ---
    Hm?
[02:18] ---
    The gas has been cut off,
    so there's no hot water.
[02:20] ---
    You should've told me sooner!
[02:22] ---
    Sorry. Pour water on your arms and
    legs, which are far from your heart, first
[02:26] ---
    and then gradually move closer to...
[02:27] ---
    I didn't mean how to take a cold shower!
[02:30] ---
    What are you so worked up about?
[02:32] ---
    Oh yeah, take a cold
    shower to cool your head.
[02:35] ---
    That's why I'm worked up, you idiot!
[02:39] ---
    Geez... The gas has been
    cut off. There's nothing to eat...
[02:43] ---
    How can you live like this?
[02:45] ---
    Don't be rude. It's not like I have nothing.
[02:48] ---
    I have things I can get calories from.
[02:50] ---
    I'm not interested in drinking
    vegetable oil. Your fridge is empty, too.
[02:54] ---
    Don't be rude. It's not empty.
[02:58] ---
    Forget it. Just cool your head with this.
[03:01] ---
    So, Yuuji, what're you gonna have?
[03:03] ---
    Coke, coffee, hot ramen
    and chilled ramen noodles.
[03:05] ---
    You jerk! So all you're gonna give me
    to eat are the disposable chopsticks?!
[03:09] ---
    You're gonna eat chopsticks?!
[03:11] ---
    It's closer to food than a plastic bag,
    which is an inorganic substance.
[03:14] ---
    I'm not gonna give you chopsticks...
[03:16] ---
    ...then I'd have to eat ramen with my fingers.
[03:19] ---
    I didn't forget to buy something for you, too.
[03:21] ---
    Diet coke, konjac jelly, and jellied agar.
[03:24] ---
    They've all got zero calories!
[03:26] ---
    I'm being considerate so that
    you won't get metabolic syndrome.
[03:29] ---
    And which part of my diet could cause that?!
[03:32] ---
    You've been consuming
    mainly sugar and oil, right?
[03:35] ---
    Those are the only things
    I've been consuming! I'm so ticked now!
[03:39] ---
    What? Do you wanna fight?
[03:42] ---
    Yeah... I've been thinking
    about settling things with you.
[03:46] ---
    Fine. That's just what I want.
[04:02] ---
    My eyes... hurt!
[04:04] ---
    You're not bad...
[04:06] ---
    Neither are you.
[04:08] ---
    But... I'm done fooling around.
[04:11] ---
    I won't hold back!
[04:15] ---
    This battle is too unproductive.
[04:18] ---
    Yeah...
[04:20] ---
    Oh no... It's sticky. I'd better take a shower.
[04:24] ---
    Yuuji, you can go first.
[04:26] ---
    I don't wanna take a shower here!
[04:28] ---
    Then what're you gonna do?
[04:30] ---
    I'm going somewhere where they have hot water.
[04:35] ---
    I see. So you snuck in here
    without permission and took a shower.
[04:38] ---
    And while you were at it, you
    went swimming in your underwear?
[04:41] ---
    Do you have any excuse?
[04:43] ---
    It was his fault.
[04:45] ---
    It was your fault because
    you didn't bring any decent food!
[04:48] ---
    No, it's because you didn't pay your gas bill!
[04:50] ---
    It's better than no water!
[04:52] ---
    You sometimes even get your water stopped?!
[04:54] ---
    Enough... I got it.
[04:57] ---
    Right? It's not my fault, right?
[05:00] ---
    I got that your idiocy knows no bounds!
[05:03] ---
    As punishment, clean the
    pool next weekend! Both of you!
[05:07] ---
    Yes sir...
[05:09] ---
    That sounds awful.
[05:11] ---
    To think that we have to clean
    such a big pool... How depressing.
[05:15] ---
    Don't be so bummed. In return,
    we've got permission to use the pool freely.
[05:20] ---
    Muttsulini, do you wanna come help us?
[05:22] ---
    I'll pass.
[05:24] ---
    By the way, I'm going to
    ask Himeji and Shimada as well.
[05:27] ---
    Have a brush and cleanser ready for me.
[05:29] ---
    That sounds fun. I'll help
    out too, so may I join you?
[05:34] ---
    Of course!
[05:35] ---
    Hey, what're you guys talking about?
[05:37] ---
    Sounds like something fun.
[05:38] ---
    We can use the pool by ourselves on the weekend.
[05:41] ---
    Do you guys wanna join us?
[05:43] ---
    What?!
[05:44] ---
    Pool... We'll be in swimsuits, right?
[05:47] ---
    Pool... We'll be in swimsuits...
SIGN    "Akihisa's Vision"
[05:51] ---
    By the way,
[05:52] ---
    How's this?
[05:52] ---
    Hideyoshi will come to show his swimsuit to Akihisa.
[05:55] ---
    Th-That's dirty, Kinoshita! Just
    because you're confident about yourself...!
[05:58] ---
    She's right! That's not fair, Kinoshita!!
[06:01] ---
    What're you two talking about?
[06:03] ---
    So, what do you wanna do?
[06:05] ---
    I-I'm coming!
[06:05] ---
    I'm coming!
[06:07] ---
    I'm gonna prepare things...
[06:08] ---
    Y-Yes, preparation is important, isn't it?
[06:12] ---
    I have to eat less to lose some weight.
[06:15] ---
    Okay. So all I need to do
    now is ask Shouko, huh?
[06:18] ---
    Kirishima? I see... You've become mature, Yuuji.
[06:23] ---
    Akihisa... If she finds it out later,
    what do you think will happen to my life?
[06:29] ---
    I'm sorry.
[06:32] ---
    Good morning, everyone!
[06:34] ---
    Good morning, Yoshii. Good thing
    we have such nice weather today.
[06:38] ---
    I got a new swimsuit for today.
[06:41] ---
    Whoa...!
[06:41] ---
    What?! What kind?!
[06:43] ---
    Trunks type.
[06:44] ---
    That's a men's swimsuit.
[06:46] ---
    I'm disappointed in you.
[06:48] ---
    You're mean, Hideyoshi!
    Don't you like me anymore?!
[06:51] ---
    Why am I being blamed?!
[06:54] ---
    Stupid Big Brother! Good morning!
[06:57] ---
    Hazuki?!
[06:59] ---
    She wanted to come and
    wouldn't take no for an answer, so...
[07:02] ---
    So everyone's here?
[07:03] ---
    Well then, change into your
    swimsuits and we'll meet up poolside.
[07:07] ---
    Okay!
[07:10] ---
    Hey, hey. This way is the guys' changing room.
[07:12] ---
    You and Hideyoshi have to go that way.
[07:15] ---
    I'm just kidding.
[07:17] ---
    I'm not kidding, though.
[07:19] ---
    Now, stop fooling around.
    Let's go, Hazuki! Kinoshita!
[07:22] ---
    You, too?! No! I don't wanna be alone
    with the girls in the girls' changing room!
[07:28] ---
    If you take off your
    clothes in front of Yuuji...
[07:31] ---
    Why should that be a problem?!
[07:33] ---
    Don't worry, Hideyoshi. See?
[07:35] ---
    "Boys' Changing Room"
[07:36] ---
    "Girls' Changing Room"
[07:38] ---
    "Hideyoshi's Changing Room"
[07:39] ---
    So "Hideyoshi" is a gender?
[07:45] ---
    Big Brothers! Thanks for waiting!
[07:48] ---
    Ah, Hazu... ki?!
[07:50] ---
    "Shimada"
[07:55] ---
    I-Isn't that a crime?
[07:58] ---
    I want a lawyer.
[08:00] ---
    Don't lose your head over an
    elementary school kid's swimsuit!
[08:03] ---
    Hey, Hazuki! Give that back to me!
    If I don't use it, my bikini top is...
[08:08] ---
    Huh?
[08:09] ---
    Oh, it slipped out.
[08:15] ---
    Don't play with this!
    It was expensive, you know!
[08:20] ---
    Is that what you call... NuBra?!
[08:24] ---
    Forget it! Forget everything you just saw!
[08:28] ---
    I wanna forget! I wanna forget!
[08:29] ---
    Almost... Almost...
[08:30] ---
    I wanna forget everything!
[08:35] ---
    S-Someone, take a picture...
[08:43] ---
    When I went through the
    trouble to get them... Stupid Hazuki...
[08:47] ---
    What're you looking at?
    Does something look funny?
[08:49] ---
    No. You really look good in it.
[08:52] ---
    Really?
[08:53] ---
    Yeah, your breasts, your bust,
    and your boobs are slim and...
[08:59] ---
    my big toe is...!
[09:02] ---
    Didn't you just say my
    breasts are small three times?!
[09:05] ---
    Well, don't get so upset.
[09:06] ---
    He talks that way, but he's really
    checking you out in your swimsuit.
[09:10] ---
    Gee, Aki...
[09:12] ---
    You should be honest and
    say what you think, you know.
[09:16] ---
    Then...
[09:17] ---
    Your breasts are small, aren't they?
[09:19] ---
    I'm gonna poke your eyes!
[09:36] ---
    Ahh! My eyes! My eyes...!
[09:39] ---
    Yuuji. Don't look at other girls.
[09:42] ---
    Big Sister, you're pretty.
[09:44] ---
    That... makes me happy.
[09:47] ---
    Now, Yuuji, there's something
    you wanna tell Kirishima too, right?
[09:52] ---
    Shouko...
[09:54] ---
    Hm?
[09:56] ---
    Give me a Kleenex. My tears won't stop.
[10:00] ---
    You should tell her how you
    think she looks in a swimsuit.
[10:01] ---
    What am I supposed to say when I can't see?!
[10:04] ---
    Geez... What're we gonna
    do with Yuuji huh, Muttsulini?
[10:08] ---
    Oh?
[10:09] ---
    Muttsulini?!
[10:11] ---
    Sorry... I'm gonna leave
    this world ahead of you.
[10:15] ---
    Dammit! Who did this?!
    Who did this to Muttsulini?!
[10:20] ---
    I'm sorry! It took me a while
    to tie the strings on my back!
[10:26] ---
    Ah! This is too good!
[10:28] ---
    Is this... a biological weapon...?
[10:32] ---
    Yoshii! What's the matter?!
[10:35] ---
    Huh?
[10:39] ---
    Worauf für einem Standard
    hat Gott jene unterschieden,
[10:44] ---
    Minami, what's the matter?
[10:44] ---
    die haben, und jene, die nicht haben?
[10:46] ---
    When she gets shocked, she
    sometimes goes back to speaking German.
[10:47] ---
    Was war für mich ungenügend!
[10:50] ---
    What? What's going on?
[10:55] ---
    You can't look at her.
[10:57] ---
    Is this everyone?
[10:59] ---
    No. I don't think Hideyoshi is here yet.
[11:02] ---
    I wonder what kind of swimsuit it is.
[11:04] ---
    A pair of trunks.
[11:05] ---
    That's right...
[11:07] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[11:12] ---
    "Dried Up"
[11:13] ---
    Blood no longer comes out from my nose.
[11:15] ---
    It dried up.
[11:17] ---
    Is everyone here?
[11:19] ---
    Kinoshita, just how hard do
    you want to make things for us?!
[11:23] ---
    You're playing dirty!
[11:24] ---
    To think you brought our guard
    down and betrayed us at the end!
[11:26] ---
    Big Sister, you look very cute.
[11:29] ---
    As you can see, I'm a guy.
[11:31] ---
    But that swimsuit is for girls.
[11:33] ---
    What?! I told the store person
    that I wanted regular trunks!
[11:38] ---
    Unless they know you, they'd
    naturally recommend girl's clothes.
[11:42] ---
    Yuuji... are your eyes okay?
[11:44] ---
    Yeah, don't worry. They gradually starte--
[11:50] ---
    There're too many things that
    I can't let Yuuji see here.
[11:51] ---
    Kill me already! Just kill me! Now!
[11:59] ---
    Idiot Test
[12:03] ---
    There!
[12:07] ---
    Shouko...? Sh-Shouko?
[12:12] ---
    You're good at swimming, Yoshii.
[12:15] ---
    Aren't you swimming, Himeji?
[12:16] ---
    To tell you the truth, I can't
    swim at all. All I can do is float.
[12:21] ---
    Do you want me to teach
    you how? I'm good at swimming.
[12:24] ---
    Really?! Thank you very much!
[12:26] ---
    A-ranked Himeji usually helps
    F-ranked Minami study but today...
[12:33] ---
    It's like Minami is A and Himeji is F, right?
[12:36] ---
    "Akihisa"
[12:37] ---
    If I squeeze them together and
    lift them, I'm sure it's at least B!
[12:42] ---
    By the way, Yuuji, I'm C ranked.
[12:45] ---
    What're you saying?
[12:48] ---
    Big Brother!
[12:49] ---
    Hm?
[12:49] ---
    Let's play underwater demon!
[12:52] ---
    Underwater demon? Is that underwater tag?
[12:55] ---
    No. In underwater demon,
    the demon chases after the others.
[13:01] ---
    When he drags someone in the
    water and drowns them, he wins.
[13:05] ---
    That's a demon! That's really a demon!
[13:07] ---
    But Hazuki, that's dangerous,
    so you shouldn't play it, okay?
[13:11] ---
    Oh... I shouldn't?
[13:13] ---
    Just watch. Kirishima!
[13:19] ---
    What is it?
[13:20] ---
    I want you to play underwater
    demon with Yuuji. The rules are simple.
[13:24] ---
    You drag Yuuji into the water.
    When he drowns, you perform CPR on him.
[13:28] ---
    That'll make you a winner.
[13:37] ---
    What the...?! Someone! Hel...
[13:46] ---
    See? It's dangerous, right?
[13:48] ---
    Hmm... Yeah.
[13:55] ---
    Was it you?!
[13:57] ---
    Yuuji, you're stubborn.
[13:59] ---
    Let me go! What do you have against me?!
[14:01] ---
    Oh? Rep?
[14:04] ---
    Aiko?
[14:05] ---
    You're Kudou from Class A...
    What're you doing here?
[14:08] ---
    I'm a swimming club member, so...
    The other members are here, too.
[14:13] ---
    Honey!
[14:16] ---
    Why did you come to play at
    the pool without telling me?!
[14:20] ---
    Why are you here?!
[14:22] ---
    I have a special information network
    in order to protect you from pests, so...!
[14:29] ---
    Well then, I'll go change into a swimsuit, too.
[14:32] ---
    Hey, if you're gonna
    take a peek, do it unnoticed.
[14:35] ---
    What...?! This means
    she's given an official approval.
[14:40] ---
    Then, as a man, I must go.
[14:43] ---
    Yoshii, if you do something you
    shouldn't, you'll be in big trouble.
[14:48] ---
    Don't you wanna go home alive, Aki?
[14:53] ---
    What's this vicious mood?
[14:55] ---
    I guess I can't help it. I'll just
    place my hopes on Muttsulini's camera.
[15:01] ---
    Dammit!
[15:05] ---
    Ahh... Swimming sure is making me hungry.
[15:08] ---
    Then, I've got something good.
[15:11] ---
    I made a little mistake and
    couldn't make enough for everyone,
[15:14] ---
    so I didn't say anything.
[15:18] ---
    To tell you the truth,
    I made three waffles this morning.
[15:21] ---
    The First...
[15:22] ---
    Fastest Swimmer Championship Match!
[15:24] ---
    Do-or-die Swimming Contest!
[15:25] ---
    Yaay!
[15:29] ---
    The rules are simple.
[15:30] ---
    The first one to reach the goal
    after making a lap is the winner!
[15:34] ---
    Himeji made three murderous
    waffles. There are four members.
[15:39] ---
    Which means only the winner can
    escape from eating it and survive.
[15:48] ---
    Okay, are you ready? On your mark!
[15:52] ---
    Muttsulini is weak because he bled.
[15:55] ---
    It's hard to think that I'd lose
    against Hideyoshi in physical strength.
[15:59] ---
    Set!
[16:00] ---
    Which means...
[16:02] ---
    I've got only one enemy.
[16:04] ---
    Start!
[16:06] ---
    Drop dead!
[16:10] ---
    You're playing dirty!
[16:11] ---
    I'll throw those words right back at you!
[16:15] ---
    Not bad, Akihisa.
[16:16] ---
    You'll have to do more than this to beat me!
[16:19] ---
    You can fight as much as you like,
    but the first one is at the turn.
[16:22] ---
    What?
[16:23] ---
    This is bad! As it stands, I'll lose!
[16:25] ---
    Not so fast! I'll stop Muttsulini!
    You go stop Hideyoshi!
[16:29] ---
    Okay!
[16:33] ---
    Hideyoshi! I won't let you pass through here!
[16:47] ---
    What?
[16:49] ---
    Oh?
[16:50] ---
    What's this?
[16:52] ---
    Aki!
[16:53] ---
    Yoshii! What're you doing?!
[16:55] ---
    What am I doing?
[16:58] ---
    This..
[16:59] ---
    Could this be, by any chance, Hideyoshi's...
[17:03] ---
    Wh-What?
[17:08] ---
    Yoshii!
[17:09] ---
    Aki!
[17:10] ---
    Kinoshita! Hide your chest quick!
[17:12] ---
    Why? I'm a guy.
[17:16] ---
    I'm a goner, but I have no regrets.
[17:21] ---
    It looks like cleaning will be a lot of work.
[17:27] ---
    That was fun.
[17:29] ---
    Yeah.
[17:30] ---
    But I kinda feel really exhausted, though.
[17:32] ---
    Isn't it anemia rather than exhaustion?
[17:34] ---
    Well... then shall we take
    a bath before we go home?
[17:38] ---
    Okay!
[17:41] ---
    "Women's Bath" "Men's Bath"
[17:43] ---
    Hey, hey. This way is the men's bath.
[17:45] ---
    You and Hideyoshi have to go that way.
[17:48] ---
    I'm just kidding.
[17:50] ---
    I'm not kidding, though.
[17:52] ---
    Now, stop fooling around.
    Let's go, Hazuki! Kinoshita!
[17:55] ---
    Again?! Again?!
[17:57] ---
    I don't wanna be alone with
    the girls in the women's bath!
[18:00] ---
    Don't worry, Hideyoshi. See?
[18:03] ---
    "Men's Bath"
[18:04] ---
    "Women's Bath"
[18:05] ---
    "Hideyoshi's Bath"
[18:09] ---
    So it's acknowledged by society.
[18:14] ---
    Ahh... this feels good.
[18:16] ---
    It warms you up, doesn't it?
[18:20] ---
    What's the matter, Muttsulini?
[18:22] ---
    The other side is the women's bath.
[18:24] ---
    What?!
[18:26] ---
    Hey! What're you doing?
[18:27] ---
    Legal. Legal.
[18:30] ---
    Honey! Let's wash each other! In the
    bath, no matter what happens, it's legal.
[18:34] ---
    "No matter what happens"?!
    What're you gonna do?!
[18:43] ---
    "Combat Power"
[18:47] ---
    "Combat Power"
[18:54] ---
    "Combat Power"
[19:00] ---
    Ah, uhm... There's nothing
    good about them being big.
[19:04] ---
    It's tough because they
    give you stiff shoulders.
[19:06] ---
    That's what everyone with huge boobs says!
[19:18] ---
    Akihisa, give me the shampoo!
[19:20] ---
    Here.
[19:21] ---
    This is the soap I bought, isn't it?
[19:23] ---
    This creates bubbles, so I thought
    we didn't need to buy shampoo.
[19:27] ---
    I was stupid to ask you to get it.
[19:30] ---
    Hey, Shouko! Let me use your shampoo!
[19:34] ---
    Thanks!
[19:37] ---
    Yuuji, let me use your soap.
[19:39] ---
    Here.
[19:43] ---
    You two are kinda like a married couple already.
[19:46] ---
    Wha...?! You talk too much, Himeji!
[19:49] ---
    It'll be a problem if she gets the wrong idea.
[19:50] ---
    She's stupid so she gets
    carried away easily and...
[20:08] ---
    Hey! Stop it!
[20:10] ---
    Hey, honey! It's bad manners
    to put your towel in the water!
[20:14] ---
    Take that unromantic thing
    away and let's be together legally!
[20:17] ---
    Why are you mean to the weak?!
[20:30] ---
    Hey, did you know? The baths at
    a public bathing place are connected!
[20:37] ---
    "Butt?"
[20:40] ---
    If you dive, you might be able to see, huh?
[20:42] ---
    Dive Challenge!
[20:44] ---
    Ow, it's hot!
[20:46] ---
    That's a high temperature area
    where hot water is flowing out!
[20:49] ---
    I'll first cool myself down
    well with water and then...
[20:50] ---
    Second challenge!
[20:53] ---
    It's hot! My eyes...! My eyes...!
[20:57] ---
    Looks like it didn't work, huh?
[20:59] ---
    Dammit. How dare she mock us!
[21:01] ---
    We won't forgive her!
[21:02] ---
    Now that it's come to this,
    I'll peek on them at any cost!
[21:05] ---
    This iron bracelet allows him to summon
    his Avatar without an attending teacher.
[21:11] ---
    Awaken! I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[21:19] ---
    Okay! Go!
[21:22] ---
    Ah! That's Stupid Big Brother's Avatar!
[21:25] ---
    Can you see?
[21:26] ---
    Ahh! Even if my Avatar can
    see them, it's no fun for me at all!
[21:31] ---
    An alternative plan. Here.
[21:33] ---
    I see! If I have my Avatar
    take the digital camera...!
[21:36] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar!
[21:37] ---
    What?
[21:40] ---
    Summon!
[21:41] ---
    Summon!
[21:42] ---
    Summon!
[21:42] ---
    Summon!
[21:43] ---
    Summon!
[21:46] ---
    We're not gonna let you play a prank!
[21:49] ---
    Your Avatar probably can't
    get through this line of defense.
[21:52] ---
    I'll definitely break through it! Let's go!
[21:57] ---
    Ou... ch!
[22:06] ---
    Those who died with their score reduced
    to zero will be given a remedial class!
[22:09] ---
    Why is Iron Man here?!
[22:12] ---
    He's got no luck in anything.
[22:12] ---
    Hey, what were you doing there?!
[22:15] ---
    "Milk"
[22:16] ---
    Oh, I won!
[22:25] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:31] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:34] ---
    Jugyou owari shifuku no jikan
[22:38] ---
    Tatoeru no nara “Maji de Angel!”
[22:40] ---
    Fui no kokuchi heiwa kowashita
[22:44] ---
    Tsuishi no shirase “Jigoku da!”
[22:47] ---
    Tomodachi tono warai banashi ni
[22:50] ---
    “Iru wake naiyo sonna baka”
[22:53] ---
    Demo hontou wa mune no oku dewa
[22:56] ---
    Sakendetanda “Jibun ga! Sou deshita!”
[23:00] ---
    Chuusha jou de miru “Tsukigime” no koto
[23:07] ---
    Kaisha no namae dato omotteta...
[23:12] ---
    Zutto...
[23:15] ---
    Baka mo tooseba otoko date
[23:18] ---
    Bokura no joushiki hijoushiki?
[23:21] ---
    Ruuru wa muyou sa kono sekai
[23:24] ---
    Yakiniku teishoku gekokujou
[23:27] ---
    Miroyo!
[23:29] ---
    Nishi kara nobotta ohisama ga shizunde iku
[23:34] ---
    Hashire! Mou gohan da
[23:37] ---
    Ouchi ni kaerou! Ouchi ni kaerou!
[23:52] ---
    Question 7.
[23:53] ---
    What is the marriageable
    age in Japanese civil law?
[23:57] ---
    The difference in age doesn't
    matter as long as there's love.
[23:59] ---
    Thank you for the dreams and hopes.
[24:01] ---
    Next Episode! "Me, Shouko,
    and Kisaragi Grand Park."
[24:04] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Please join us again next week!"
    "Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

7 - Me, Shouko, and Kisaragi Grand Park

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[00:22] ---
    Good morning, Yuuji.
[00:25] ---
    It's a beautiful day today.
[00:27] ---
    Would you like to have breakfast?
[00:31] ---
    Yuuji, are you still sleepy?
[00:35] ---
    Shouko, get my cell for me.
[00:43] ---
    Hello, is this the police?
    I'd like to report a trespasser.
[00:52] ---
    What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?
[00:57] ---
    One more chance, one more
    chance. Never never give up!
[01:00] ---
    One more chance, one
    more chance. Never give up!
[01:04] ---
    BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts-
[01:13] ---
    "Nice to encounter you,"
    that one's too easy!
[01:16] ---
    There's only one answer
    that I decided on at the start
[01:19] ---
    My heart fluttered. Will I pass?
[01:21] ---
    I won't panic whether
    it's a matter of love or war
[01:24] ---
    I sigh as I cram all night long
[01:26] ---
    There's a genius dreamer inside of me
[01:29] ---
    It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true
[01:32] ---
    Pay no mind to other people's worlds
[01:34] ---
    Perfect-area complete!
[01:37] ---
    I'll definitely be waiting right here.
[01:39] ---
    Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it
[01:46] ---
    Ah! Ear! Ear!
[01:47] ---
    Why? We just keep missing each other
[01:50] ---
    If you came to me for advice, it'd go like
[01:53] ---
    "So, friends?" "Yes, friends."
[01:55] ---
    That's a sad 0 points.
[01:58] ---
    No! Do it again! Rewrite it!
[02:01] ---
     I'm serious, one
    more chance please
[02:03] ---
    You know, there's a future
    more wonderful than now
[02:08] ---
    Make it more wonderful than
    now... my life, my life, my life
[02:17] ---
    Yuuji... what is this?
[02:19] ---
    "Sweat"
[02:21] ---
    Wh-What is that? I've never
    seen that book before in my life.
[02:24] ---
    It was hidden under the false
    bottom in the third drawer of your desk
[02:28] ---
    with a reference book cover on it.
[02:31] ---
    Hello? What's the matter? Hello?
[02:35] ---
    I'm sorry. I was mistaken.
[02:39] ---
    Well then, just burn it and I'll forgive you.
[02:42] ---
    Wait. You wouldn't punish me like
    that if you were planning to forgive me.
[02:44] ---
    Then, I won't forgive you even if you burn it.
[02:46] ---
    So you want it burned either way?!
[02:50] ---
    Ahhhhhh!
[02:53] ---
    So what do you want so early in the morning?
[02:57] ---
    This...
[02:58] ---
    That's... a premium ticket for
    Kisaragi Grand Park? Why do you have it?
[03:03] ---
    A kind person gave it to
    me with good intentions.
[03:04] ---
    Good luck!
[03:06] ---
    Akihisa is pretty much the
    only one I know who had one.
[03:08] ---
    It wasn't me!
[03:11] ---
    The special event, Wedding Experience...
[03:15] ---
    "Akihisa Yoshii"
    "Blocking number"
[03:17] ---
    Hello? Who is this?
[03:19] ---
    I'm gonna kill you!
[03:20] ---
    Huh?! Who is this?! What?! Hello?!
[03:23] ---
    Well then, let's go, Yuuji.
[03:25] ---
    I don't want to.
[03:26] ---
    You lied.
[03:27] ---
    I never promised anything like that.
[03:29] ---
    You promised that you'd go
    out with me if you lost the ST War.
[03:33] ---
    I don't remember that.
[03:35] ---
    Then you pick.
[03:36] ---
    You swore that if you broke the
    promise, you'd marry me right away.
[03:40] ---
    Hey, isn't that different from what we promised?
[03:42] ---
    "Episode 7"
    "Me, Shouko, and Kisaragi Grand Park"
[03:45] ---
    Dammit! That damn Akihisa!
    He'll definitely pay for thi--
[03:49] ---
    Ow, ow, ow... Stop it, Shouko!
[03:50] ---
    All the couples are arm in arm.
[03:53] ---
    No one else is using an arm lock
    to keep the other from running!
[03:57] ---
    Hello! Welcome to Kisaragi Grand Park!
[04:05] ---
    "Yuuji Sakamoto" "Super Idiot"
    "Akihisa Yoshii"
[04:07] ---
    "Beep"
[04:07] ---
    Hey, Akihisa. This sure is an
    amusing little trick you're pulling.
[04:13] ---
    Run!
[04:14] ---
    You've got the wrong guy!
[04:15] ---
    Why are you here?!
[04:21] ---
    You too?! What's the
    meaning of this, Hideyoshi?!
[04:26] ---
    What're you talking about? I'm a
    staff member at Kisaragi Grand Park.
[04:31] ---
    I have no connection to
    this acquaintance you speak of.
[04:35] ---
    If you insist on playing innocent, then...
[04:38] ---
    "Yuuji Sakamoto" "Hideyoshi Kinoshita"
    "Hideyoshi Kinoshita"
[04:41] ---
    Oops, my hand slipped.
[04:43] ---
    Is it really necessary to go that far over this?
[04:45] ---
    Wha...
[04:46] ---
    Do you have the invitation ticket?
[04:48] ---
    "Kisaragi Grand Park"
[04:48] ---
    Here.
[04:49] ---
    Whoa! This is a premium
    ticket for a special event!
[04:53] ---
    Alpha calling Bravo. I've confirmed the target.
[04:56] ---
    Code 70. We're moving onto Operation
    Wedding. Make sure to take them down!
[05:00] ---
    Hey! What's that violent communication about?!
[05:03] ---
    Please pay no mind.
    It has nothing to do with you.
[05:05] ---
    You were clearly talking about us!
[05:07] ---
    Well then, let's take a souvenir
    picture, our special service.
[05:13] ---
    Thank you for waiting.
[05:16] ---
    Sorry, Shouko!
[05:20] ---
    Looks like you can't hide your
    instinctive habits, huh, Muttsulini?
[05:27] ---
    Yuuji... you're naughty.
[05:30] ---
    I won't do it again so forgive me.
[05:32] ---
    Okay. We'll continue this in bed.
[05:34] ---
    I said I won't do it again! I don't have
    the slightest interest in your underwear!
[05:40] ---
    I won't forgive you for that.
[05:41] ---
    Ahhhh! That's so unfair! My temples are...!
[05:45] ---
    Say cheese!
[05:46] ---
    Cheese.
[05:48] ---
    "We're getting married."
[05:51] ---
    What's this picture?
[05:53] ---
    It's our free service.
    We added a special design to it.
[05:55] ---
    This photo will be displayed in the park's
    photo studio to commemorate your visit.
[05:59] ---
    Are you serious?
[06:01] ---
    Are you feeling shy, Yuuji?
[06:03] ---
    I see nothing in this
    picture for me to feel shy about.
[06:05] ---
    Ah! Look! Look, Ryuuta!
[06:08] ---
    Let's have them take our picture, too!
[06:10] ---
    Good idea, Riko. Hey, buddy, you over there.
    We'll let you take our picture, too.
[06:15] ---
    I am very sorry, but this is a special
    service only for premium ticket holders.
[06:20] ---
    What?! What's the problem
    with taking just one picture.
[06:23] ---
    We're customers, you jerk!
[06:24] ---
    "Tenjo"
[06:26] ---
    Wouldn't it be better advertising
    if you took a picture of us
[06:27] ---
    instead of those boring brats? Well?!
[06:29] ---
    "Tenge"
[06:30] ---
    "Yuiga"
[06:32] ---
    He's right. Isn't Ryuuta twice
    as cool as that high school kid?
[06:38] ---
    Wait.
[06:39] ---
    Where're you going?
[06:41] ---
    Those two bad-mouthed you.
[06:43] ---
    Don't get bothered over something like that.
[06:46] ---
    If you say so...
[06:48] ---
    Just take the same kind of picture of us!
[06:50] ---
    Okay. If you insist... Please come this way.
[06:55] ---
    Okay. Please put your hand here.
[06:57] ---
    Now, squeeze hard.
[06:59] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...
[07:00] ---
    Say cheese!
[07:02] ---
    "We're getting married."
[07:03] ---
    What the hell are you doing?!
[07:05] ---
    You told us to take the same picture, so...
[07:07] ---
    I'm gonna strangle you!
[07:10] ---
    This is bad! The burger head snapped!
[07:12] ---
    Are you mocking me, you brats?!
[07:16] ---
    Looks like... this is gonna be a pain.
[07:25] ---
    How did they sneak in here to begin with?
[07:29] ---
    Are you feeling shy, Yuuji?
[07:31] ---
    What man would feel shy
    when his joints are being locked?!
[07:34] ---
    But couples are walking arm in arm.
[07:36] ---
    This position wouldn't make
    us look like a couple, would it?!
[07:38] ---
    Hi there, you lovey-dovey couple over there!
[07:43] ---
    See? We look like a couple.
[07:45] ---
    There's clearly something
    wrong with her, right?!
[07:47] ---
    I'm Fee the fox! I'll introduce
    you to a very interesting attraction!
[07:52] ---
    I saw Akihisa out on a date with
    a female college student earlier.
[07:56] ---
    What?! Yoshii was? Where did you see them?
[08:00] ---
    Are you working here, Himeji?
[08:07] ---
    I'm Fee the fox! I'll introduce
    you to a very interesting attraction!
[08:12] ---
    If you wanna play innocent, that's
    fine by me. Tell me your recommendation.
[08:18] ---
    Okay! My recommendation is the
    haunted house you see over there!
[08:22] ---
    I see. Shouko, we'll go
    somewhere besides the haunted house.
[08:26] ---
    P-Please wait! Why?
[08:29] ---
    I'm sure you guys have gone
    and set something up for us, right?
[08:32] ---
    Please! Go to the haunted house, please!
[08:38] ---
    I refuse!
[08:39] ---
    Stop right there, Yuuji!
[08:41] ---
    I'm Noin! I'm not going to
    let you cause Fee trouble!
[08:44] ---
    That getup is messed up in the head, Akihisa.
[08:47] ---
    How rude! Which part is messed up?!
[08:50] ---
    Yuuji, Noin is the absentminded one, so...
[08:53] ---
    No fox would be so absentminded
    as to have his head on backwards!
[08:56] ---
    Yoshii! You're wearing the
    head the other way around!
[08:59] ---
    What?! Shoot! No wonder
    I couldn't see the front.
[09:02] ---
    Fix it quick or Sakamoto will figure it out!
[09:05] ---
    They really still think that
    they can keep us in the dark?
[09:09] ---
    By the way, Akihisa...
[09:11] ---
    is your date with that female
    college student over already?
[09:14] ---
    What?
[09:17] ---
    Yoshii... I heard that you went on a date
[09:21] ---
    while we were carrying out our important plan.
[09:24] ---
    Wh-What're you talking about, Himeji?
[09:26] ---
    "Sending Mail" "Mizuki" "Minami"
[09:27] ---
    "Mail Sent"
[09:27] ---
    Minami's on her way here.
    Let's sit down and talk.
[09:32] ---
    Th-That's not good.
[09:33] ---
    Amusement parks are supposed
    to be places for fun, not fighting!
[09:36] ---
    Hey! What's the deal, Aki?!
[09:39] ---
    She's already here!
[09:46] ---
    You're gonna tell us all the details.
[09:48] ---
    You're gonna be honest with us.
[09:50] ---
    Y-You've got it wrong!
[09:53] ---
    Now, Shouko!
[09:54] ---
    Let's go to an attraction
    aside from the haunted house.
[09:56] ---
    Hm? Shouko?
[10:07] ---
    We're going to the haunted house.
[10:09] ---
    What did Hideyoshi tell you?!
[10:11] ---
    There, girls can jump into their
    boyfriends' arms as much as they like.
[10:14] ---
    "Scary Abandoned Hospital!!"
    "Haunted House"
[10:17] ---
    Please sign here before you enter.
[10:19] ---
    Sign?
[10:20] ---
    This is a written oath.
[10:21] ---
    Written oaths are often prepared
    for dangerous attractions just in case.
[10:26] ---
    I see. Then this place is that dangerous?
[10:29] ---
    That sounds fun in its own way.
[10:31] ---
    Let's see... "Oath. I, Yuuji Sakamoto,
    will love Shouko Kirishima as my wife
[10:35] ---
    as long as I live and will share
    my joys and sorrows with her.
[10:40] ---
    So I swear"?!
[10:41] ---
    Here is a pen.
[10:42] ---
    Here's your registered seal.
[10:44] ---
    Here is the vermilion inkpad.
[10:45] ---
    Is it just me?! Is it just me who
    thinks this situation is strange?!
[10:49] ---
    Under the carbon is a second
    sheet, a marriage registration form.
[10:53] ---
    You're considerate.
[10:54] ---
    No, they aren't!
[11:00] ---
    Idiot Test
[11:04] ---
    Now, please come this way.
[11:06] ---
    Please hold my bag for me.
[11:08] ---
    Don't hold it sideways as
    what's inside will fall out.
[11:10] ---
    As you wish.
[11:13] ---
    Well then, enjoy this scary
    experience full of thrills.
[11:20] ---
    "Fire Hydrant"
[11:24] ---
    An abandoned hospital
    converted into a haunted house, huh?
[11:26] ---
    It does have an authentic feel.
[11:29] ---
    ...ji
[11:31] ---
    What's that?
[11:31] ---
    ...than...
[11:32] ---
    Is this voice... yours?
[11:34] ---
    ...ji is more... than... bigger...
[11:36] ---
    What's this? Synthesized voice?
    Or is it Hideyoshi imitating me?
[11:40] ---
    Either way, it's not that scary.
[11:41] ---
    Himeji is more my type than Shouko.
[11:44] ---
    Huh?
[11:45] ---
    She's got bigger breasts, too.
[11:47] ---
    Himeji is more my type than Shouko.
    She's got bigger breasts, too.
[11:52] ---
    Yuuji...
[11:54] ---
    Is that true?
[11:57] ---
    This is a production full of thrills.
[12:03] ---
    Yuuji...
[12:05] ---
    Prepare yourself.
[12:06] ---
    Dammit! Although the approach
    is unusual, this really is scary!
[12:10] ---
    I won't let you escape.
[12:10] ---
    Wait! Don't jump the gun! This is a trap!
[12:17] ---
    Hello there. So, how was it?
    Did it make you want to get married?
[12:21] ---
    What makes you think that
    that would lead to marriage?!
[12:23] ---
    They say that when a man and
    a woman fall into a critical situation,
[12:25] ---
    they'll be connected by a strong bond.
[12:27] ---
    That doesn't work when one of
    them is the threat to the other!
[12:31] ---
    Yuuji... It's about lunchtime.
[12:33] ---
    Yeah. All that running around made me hungry.
[12:37] ---
    Hm?
[12:39] ---
    Uhm, attention, customers.
[12:43] ---
    Uhm, a special lunch show will
    be held at the restaurant today.
[12:47] ---
    We've prepared a special menu
[12:50] ---
    for those of you with a premium ticket.
[12:51] ---
    Oh? A special menu, huh?
[12:53] ---
    Please be sure to come to the restaurant.
[12:53] ---
    Well then, we'll show you...
[12:55] ---
    ...to the restaurant.
[12:56] ---
    Hm?
[12:58] ---
    What's the matter, Shouko?
[13:01] ---
    I can't wait to try the special menu.
[13:03] ---
    Yeah.
[13:07] ---
    That was quite tasty, wasn't it?
[13:09] ---
    Everything tastes good when I'm with you.
[13:13] ---
    Hm?
[13:13] ---
    Hm?
[13:14] ---
    Everyone! Thank you very much for coming
[13:17] ---
    to see our special lunch show today.
[13:20] ---
    Believe it or not, we actually have a
    high school student couple here today
[13:24] ---
    who are dating with an eye towards marriage!
[13:26] ---
    What?!
[13:27] ---
    Now, we'd like to hold an
    event to support those two.
[13:31] ---
    It's titled "Kisaragi Grand Park's
    Wedding Experience Present Quiz"!
[13:36] ---
    Yaay! Boom! Boom! Honk! Honk!
[13:40] ---
    Dammit! My retreat has been cut off!
[13:42] ---
    If they answer all five questions correctly,
[13:45] ---
    they'll be able to experience
    our first-rate wedding package.
[13:48] ---
    It'll be no problem if they decide
    they want to get married at the time.
[13:52] ---
    That'll be a big problem, won't it?!
[13:53] ---
    Well then, Mr. Yuuji Sakamoto and
    Miss Shouko. Please head to the stage!
[13:57] ---
    Who'd go there?!
[13:58] ---
    Wedding experience...
    I'll do my best in the quiz.
[14:01] ---
    A dream-like wedding experience!
[14:01] ---
    Ahhh! Calm down, Shouko!
[14:05] ---
    Dammit! I have to avoid this situation somehow.
[14:08] ---
    Well then, let's start the quiz!
[14:10] ---
    That's right! If our answers are wrong...
[14:13] ---
    I'm a guy who used to be called a whiz kid.
[14:15] ---
    Making mistakes on purpose is a piece of cake!
[14:17] ---
    Here's question 1.
[14:18] ---
    Now, bring it on! There's
    no question that I can't...
[14:21] ---
    When is Mr. Yuuji Sakamoto and
    Miss Shouko's wedding anniversary?
[14:26] ---
    "Rumble, rumble, rumble."
[14:27] ---
    Strange... I can't understand the question.
[14:30] ---
    Yes.
[14:32] ---
    Every day is an anniversary.
[14:33] ---
    "Correct"
[14:33] ---
    Correct! Every day is an
    anniversary! Congratulations!
[14:35] ---
    Ahh! Stop it! I'll die of embarrassment!
[14:39] ---
    Here's question 2.
[14:40] ---
    Dammit! Now that it's come to this,
    I'll give them a wrong answer at any cost!
[14:43] ---
    Where are you going hold your wedding?
[14:47] ---
    Mackerel cooked in miso!
[14:48] ---
    "Correct"
[14:48] ---
    Correct!
[14:50] ---
    What?!
[14:51] ---
    It is planned that your wedding
    will be held in the Phoenix Hall,
[14:55] ---
    also known as "Mackerel cooked
    in miso," at Kisaragi Grand Park!
[14:59] ---
    Wait! You definitely named
    it that just now, didn't you?!
[15:02] ---
    Now, here's question 3!
[15:03] ---
    Now I get your way of doing things here.
[15:06] ---
    I'll give them an unmistakably
    wrong answer next.
[15:09] ---
    Where did you two meet the first time?
[15:11] ---
    Got it!
[15:13] ---
    "Eye" "Eye"
[15:15] ---
    Yes. Elementary school.
[15:17] ---
    Correct!
[15:19] ---
    Those damn jerks!
[15:20] ---
    Now that it's come to this, I'll ignore
    the question in the middle and answer!
[15:23] ---
    Well then, here's question 4! The two of yo--
[15:25] ---
    I don't kno--
[15:27] ---
    Correct!
[15:29] ---
    It's no use...
[15:30] ---
    As things stand, I can't give them
    a wrong answer no matter what I do.
[15:33] ---
    "End"
[15:34] ---
    Is this it for me?
[15:35] ---
    Hey, isn't it unfair?
[15:38] ---
    We're planning to get married, too.
    Why are you treating only him special?
[15:44] ---
    Yeah, let us do it, too!
[15:45] ---
    "Arrival"
[15:48] ---
    Burger hea-- I mean, sir.
    We're still in the middle of the even--
[15:50] ---
    Shut up, you idiot! I am a
[15:52] ---
    cu-
[15:53] ---
    st-
[15:54] ---
    om-
[15:55] ---
    er
[15:55] ---
    too, you jerk!
[15:57] ---
    I want to have the Wedding
    Experience, too, you know.
[16:02] ---
    You know...
[16:04] ---
    Shut up, you idiot!
[16:06] ---
    We're saying that we're
    gonna participate! Do as we say!
[16:08] ---
    Then, we'll ask a question.
[16:12] ---
    If they give us the correct answer,
    they'll win. If they're wrong, we'll win.
[16:17] ---
    Y-You can't just...
[16:18] ---
    This is my chance! If they're asking
    us a question, I can definitely give them
[16:21] ---
    a wrong answer and escape
    from the Wedding Experience.
[16:24] ---
    Ah!
[16:25] ---
    Well then, here's the question. Listen good!
[16:29] ---
    What's the capital city of Europe?!
[16:38] ---
    Congratulations! We'll give
    Mr. Yuuji Sakamoto and Miss Shouko
[16:42] ---
    a gift, "Wedding Experience
    at Kisaragi Grand Park"!
[16:50] ---
    Well then, we'll finally start today's
    main event, the Wedding Experience!
[16:55] ---
    Everyone! First, please
    welcome the groom with a big hand!
[17:05] ---
    You bastards! I'm seriously
    gonna kick your ass later!
[17:08] ---
    Well then, I'll read off his profile...
[17:11] ---
    This is just an experience and it's
    too much work, so we'll just omit it.
[17:14] ---
    Hey!
[17:14] ---
    Well then, finally, the
    bride is making her entrance!
[17:38] ---
    How beautiful...
[17:42] ---
    Yuuji...
[17:44] ---
    Er?!
[17:45] ---
    Do I look like a bride?
[17:49] ---
    Y-Yeah, you look fine.
[17:51] ---
    At least, you don't look like a broom.
[17:54] ---
    Yuuji...
[17:56] ---
    Wh-What?
[17:58] ---
    I'm happy.
[18:02] ---
    H-Hey, what's the matter?!
[18:04] ---
    This was... my dream all this time, so...
[18:07] ---
    Your dream?
[18:08] ---
    It's been my dream since childhood...
[18:11] ---
    to have a wedding with you...
[18:16] ---
    to become your bride...
[18:19] ---
    The dream I could never
    make happen all by myself...
[18:23] ---
    The dream that I've had since childhood...
[18:26] ---
    So I'm really happy...
[18:29] ---
    to be here with my one and only Yuuji.
[18:37] ---
    Shouko... I...
[18:39] ---
    Ahh... This is boring!
[18:43] ---
    This is, like, really boring!
[18:45] ---
    I don't care about your love life
    stories. So hurry up and get going!
[18:50] ---
    We've got stuff to do, you know.
[18:52] ---
    Enough with the needless
    stuff, get to the point already.
[18:56] ---
    In any case, she said it was
    her dream to become a bride.
[18:59] ---
    It's like, "how old are you?"
    To put it bluntly, isn't it creepy?
[19:03] ---
    Could it be that you're playing a gag?
[19:06] ---
    Seriously, it's funny!
[19:09] ---
    What'd you say, you bastards?!
[19:12] ---
    How dare you say such a thing to
    Kirishima! Step outside, you jerks!
[19:16] ---
    No, Yoshii!
[19:18] ---
    The event will be ruined!
[19:21] ---
    But...
[19:21] ---
    Calm down, Yoshii!
[19:23] ---
    ...for Kirishima's sake, I can't...
[19:24] ---
    Please!
[19:29] ---
    Shouko...
[19:38] ---
    Yoshii! Did you find Kirishima?!
[19:41] ---
    I didn't see her this way!
[19:45] ---
    Yuuji!
[19:47] ---
    Where did Kirishima go?
[19:49] ---
    I don't know.
[19:50] ---
    What?!
[19:51] ---
    Don't you have some idea?
    We have to find her quickly.
[19:54] ---
    Sorry, but I'll pass.
[19:57] ---
    It's too much work.
    I wanna go to the bathroom, too.
[19:59] ---
    What?!
[20:00] ---
    I'm in a hurry, so see you later.
[20:04] ---
    That was a kinda shabby wedding.
    To put it bluntly, isn't that impossible?
[20:09] ---
    My dream... is to become a bride.
[20:12] ---
    How's that? Do I sound like her?
[20:15] ---
    Yeah, you do! That's too good.
[20:18] ---
    Hey, you guys...
[20:20] ---
    Hm?
[20:21] ---
    What do you want?
[20:23] ---
    Well, it's not really a big deal, but...
[20:25] ---
    Hm?!
[20:26] ---
    Let me have a word with you, will you?!
[20:41] ---
    Hey.
[20:43] ---
    What took you so long, Shouko?
[20:45] ---
    Why are you...?
[20:47] ---
    I thought you'd come here.
[20:51] ---
    Yuuji...
[20:52] ---
    What is it?
[20:53] ---
    Is my dream... strange?
[20:58] ---
    Shouko, let me take this
    opportunity and tell you something.
[21:02] ---
    Your feelings towards me are a mistake.
[21:06] ---
    Seven years ago, I was stupid
    and dragged you into things.
[21:11] ---
    At that time, I was only trying
    to take responsibility. That's all.
[21:15] ---
    Because of me, you wasted
    your years on this worthless man.
[21:23] ---
    I'm really sorry.
[21:25] ---
    Yuu... ji...?
[21:27] ---
    I won't laugh at your dream.
[21:33] ---
    You picked the wrong man to have feelings for,
[21:36] ---
    but I think that continuing to care
    about one person for a long time
[21:38] ---
    is a wonderful thing.
[21:40] ---
    So your dream is a wonderful
    one that you can be proud of
[21:44] ---
    and that is second to none.
[21:46] ---
    That is, if you don't pick the wrong man.
[21:52] ---
    Well, it was a rare experience.
[21:55] ---
    It shouldn't hurt to bring a souvenir home.
[21:58] ---
    Yuuji...
[21:59] ---
    Oh yeah, and...
[22:03] ---
    the lunch you made... was delicious.
[22:08] ---
    Let's go home! If we're late,
    people will get the wrong idea.
[22:11] ---
    Yuuji!
[22:13] ---
    What is it?
[22:14] ---
    I... I knew it. I wasn't wrong in the least!
[22:36] ---
    I'd have to say the first kiss
    tastes like strawberry milk
[22:43] ---
    As it turns to evening,
    I'm pushing my bike home
[22:50] ---
    So which is it, a delusion,
    a simulation, or a dream?
[22:57] ---
    After stumbling seven times,
    I stumble an eighth time, wahahaha
[23:04] ---
    Each day is different and
    every day is an anniversary
[23:12] ---
    Let's connect them together to that sky
[23:19] ---
    My future is bright. Do I see
    myself becoming someone big?
[23:26] ---
    Tomorrow too, for sure...
    it'll be sunny, with occasional smiles
[23:52] ---
    Question 8.
[23:53] ---
    What does "computer" refer
    to in the Japanese language?
[23:56] ---
    Super electronic brain!
[23:58] ---
    That sounds pretty tough.
[24:00] ---
    Next Episode! "Loss of Control, Labyrinths,
    and the Avatar Instrumentality Project"
[24:03] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
    "Please join us again next week!"

8 - Recklessness, Labyrinths, and the Avatar Instrumentality Project

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[00:16] ---
    Hey! Just show it to me!
[00:16] ---
    Ah, hey!
[00:18] ---
    Wha--
[00:25] ---
    Seriously, what're you doing with this?!
[00:30] ---
    Ah...
[00:32] ---
    You don't have to secretly take pictures,
    you know. If you want it that much...
[00:42] ---
    Well, sorry, sorry! What I really
    wanted was Hideyoshi's picture. Yours was--
[00:47] ---
    I can't breathe!
[00:49] ---
    I'm not gonna let you off the hook today!
[00:52] ---
    I'm not going to just keep
    taking these beatings forever!
[00:54] ---
    Teacher! We'll fight a mock
    ST War! Please give us approval!
[00:59] ---
    Okay. I approve.
[01:03] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[01:07] ---
    "Name: Minami Shimada"
    "Subject: Combined Subjects" "Score: 823"
[01:08] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[01:15] ---
    Oh? Summon!
[01:18] ---
    Summon! Summon! Summon! Summon!
[01:22] ---
    This is odd. I wonder what happened.
[01:25] ---
    Summon! Summon! Summon! Summon!
[01:29] ---
    Summon!
[01:40] ---
    I'm suspending the approval!
[01:46] ---
    What's going on?! The field is out of control!
[02:03] ---
    Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou
[02:08] ---
    One more chance, one more
    chance. Never never give up!
[02:11] ---
    One more chance, one
    more chance. Never give up!
[02:15] ---
    BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts-
[02:24] ---
    Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo
[02:27] ---
    Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu
[02:30] ---
    Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?
[02:32] ---
    Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai
[02:35] ---
    Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki
[02:37] ---
    Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer
[02:40] ---
    Omou koto mina kanaeba iina
[02:43] ---
    Hito no sekai wa kinishinai
[02:45] ---
    Perfect-area complete!
[02:48] ---
    Zettai koko de matterunda
[02:50] ---
    Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo
[02:57] ---
    Ah! Ear! Ear!
[02:58] ---
    Why? Tomaranai surechigai
[03:01] ---
    Watashi ga soudan aite nara
[03:04] ---
    "Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."
[03:06] ---
    Kanashiki rei ten dane
[03:09] ---
    No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi
[03:12] ---
    Honki de one more chance please
[03:14] ---
    Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni
[03:19] ---
    Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!
[03:28] ---
    Problems always occur without warning.
[03:38] ---
    Who is it?
[03:41] ---
    What's the password?
[03:42] ---
    Makes me too frisky.
[03:44] ---
    Okay.
[03:45] ---
    Where's the stuff?
[03:46] ---
    You'll get it when you hand over the cash.
[03:57] ---
    Whoa! A real picture of Hideyoshi
    as a waitress! Oh, I'm glad to be alive!
[04:04] ---
    That's just the beginning.
[04:06] ---
    Here's the picture of him
    changing. It costs twice as much.
[04:09] ---
    What?! Give me a discount, Muttsulini!
    I'm living off salt water this week!
[04:15] ---
    If you buy it, I'll give you this one free.
[04:17] ---
    Hmmm, if that's the case...
[04:33] ---
    Dammit! They sure don't make this easy, do they?
[04:36] ---
    Hm? More security?! Password is...
[04:40] ---
    Dammit!
[04:49] ---
    Dammit. That scared me!
[05:03] ---
    Seems like something happened.
[05:05] ---
    Sorry to bother you!
[05:06] ---
    Principal! A problem in the
    Summoner Test system occurred.
[05:09] ---
    Yeah, I know.
[05:14] ---
    Man... They've spread this far.
    I wonder what's going on.
[05:18] ---
    Such a hindrance!
[05:20] ---
    Ouch!
[05:21] ---
    Go away!
[05:25] ---
    Ahhh! Ow, ow! Stop it!
[05:28] ---
    Yoshii, did you play a prank again?
[05:31] ---
    Why am I the first person you suspect?
[05:33] ---
    What'd you do, Akihisa?
[05:36] ---
    It'd be better if you tell us now.
[05:38] ---
    No one will blame you.
[05:39] ---
    You guys, too?!
[05:41] ---
    But your Avatar is the only one
    that's behaving strangely, you know.
[05:47] ---
    Oh? Why?
[05:49] ---
    I wonder if the system is unstable.
[05:51] ---
    I'll try summoning my Avatar.
[05:54] ---
    Summon!
[06:00] ---
    That's an adult version.
[06:01] ---
    Ahh! Please don't look at her!
[06:05] ---
    I see...
[06:06] ---
    Ahh! My eyes...!
[06:07] ---
    You can't see it, Yuuji.
[06:12] ---
    I wonder if Himeji is
    going to grow up like this.
[06:17] ---
    One part in particular really grew.
[06:20] ---
    I-I'll summon mine, too! Summon!
[06:24] ---
    I see... Just like Minami,
    she didn't grow in the fr...
[06:27] ---
    ...ankensteiner!
[06:30] ---
    Huh?! Could it be that...
[06:33] ---
    if I do this, I can see what's
    underneath her clothes...
[06:33] ---
    Ahhh! Don't! Please don't! No!
[06:35] ---
    That's our Muttsulini!
[06:37] ---
    Don't take a picture!
[06:40] ---
    Stop it!
[06:47] ---
    A skeleton...
[06:49] ---
    It wasn't a bad idea, though.
[06:52] ---
    If I get closer...
[06:54] ---
    That looks kinda fun.
[06:56] ---
    I think I'll try summoning my Avatar, too.
[06:58] ---
    Summon!
[06:59] ---
    Oh, no! Mr. Wolf!
[07:02] ---
    A-A pretty girl!
[07:02] ---
    Oh, I said, stop it.
[07:04] ---
    Just as I thought, Hideyoshi!
    I wasn't mistaken at all!
[07:09] ---
    This is clearly a mistake!
    The system is out of order.
[07:13] ---
    Well then, I think I'll try, too.
[07:16] ---
    Summon!
[07:22] ---
    How handsome...
[07:23] ---
    I'll try, too. Summon!
[07:32] ---
    They're well-matched.
[07:33] ---
    What about yours, Muttsulini?
[07:36] ---
    Summon.
[07:41] ---
    "Yuuji: You're so stubborn..."
[07:43] ---
    "Yuuji: You want me..."
[07:44] ---
    "Yuuji: don't you?"
[07:46] ---
    "Kouta: Don't be so conceited..."
[07:47] ---
    "Kouta: You said you wouldn't do anything."
[07:48] ---
    I know you like me.
[07:49] ---
    "Kouta: .................."
[07:50] ---
    Stop... Stop...
[07:51] ---
    "Kouta: You liar!"
[07:52] ---
    Ugh!
[07:58] ---
    Hey, wait! My Avatar was acting on his own!
[08:00] ---
    Hey! Stop! Ahhh!
[08:04] ---
    Betrayer.
[08:05] ---
    What's your Avatar like, Yoshii?
[08:10] ---
    Show us, Aki!
[08:11] ---
    I'll try. Summon!
[08:20] ---
    This is odd. Why is mine behaving
    differently from everyone else's?
[08:31] ---
    Ah, they're back to normal.
[08:38] ---
    What happened?!
[08:39] ---
    They're out of control!
[08:42] ---
    Where are they going?
[08:44] ---
    What's going on?
[08:47] ---
    The teachers' Avatars, which
    are close to the core of the system,
[08:50] ---
    are completely frozen and can't be summoned.
[08:53] ---
    The students' Avatars are out of control.
[08:57] ---
    I'm stumped. I can't access the crime
    prevention system in the server room.
[09:02] ---
    As it stands, we can't open the door
    so we can't even go in there to fix it.
[09:06] ---
    How about turning off the power to the system?
[09:09] ---
    The permanent power supply unit will
    keep it functioning for at least a month.
[09:13] ---
    Then... we have no choice but to
    break the wall and enter there, huh?
[09:18] ---
    Tomorrow, we'll introduce our
    academy's system at the conference.
[09:22] ---
    It'll be terribly embarrassing
    if we have a hole in the wall.
[09:26] ---
    Then what would you like to do?
[09:27] ---
    Hmm... well...
[09:31] ---
    why don't we have an idiot do the job?
[09:34] ---
    You want me do fix it?!
[09:35] ---
    The Avatar of a probationary student is
    run from a separate area of the system.
[09:40] ---
    So, unlike other students' Avatars,
[09:41] ---
    yours isn't affected,
    hence it's not out of control.
[09:43] ---
    I see. So that's why Akihisa's Avatar
    was different from all the other Avatars.
[09:48] ---
    But I couldn't summon him correctly.
[09:51] ---
    That's because you summoned him
    inside a malfunctioning teacher's field.
[09:54] ---
    But you have your own field, right?
[09:57] ---
    Oh, that's right! If I use my iron bracelet...
[09:59] ---
    Send your Avatar inside the
    server room and connect the cable.
[10:03] ---
    After that I'll shut down the crime
    prevention system from the terminal
[10:06] ---
    and open the door.
[10:07] ---
    That's an operation that only the Avatar
[10:09] ---
    of the probationary student can carry
    out since he can physically touch objects.
[10:12] ---
    But my Avatar can't go through the wall.
[10:16] ---
    There's a vent to cool down the system.
[10:19] ---
    An Avatar is small enough to go through it.
[10:21] ---
    But if he can't see inside the vent,
[10:23] ---
    wouldn't it be impossible to control his Avatar?
[10:25] ---
    Here...
[10:26] ---
    A video camera and a transmitter.
[10:29] ---
    If we have his Avatar take it
    with him, we can see inside.
[10:33] ---
    Smart idea, Muttsulini.
[10:35] ---
    I'm surprised that you
    have stuff like that on you.
[10:37] ---
    What do you use them for?
[10:39] ---
    Don't attack Muttsulini!
    He's actually a good guy!
[10:42] ---
    He's just a little... no...
    very naughty, and...
[10:43] ---
    I haven't said anything yet.
[10:45] ---
    Akihisa is his customer, so...
[10:48] ---
    The effective field area
    for the iron bracelet is small.
[10:51] ---
    Go to the front of the server room
    and control your Avatar from there.
[10:53] ---
    We'll guide you from here.
[11:00] ---
    So that's the entrance, huh?
[11:03] ---
    Awaken! Summon!
[11:09] ---
    Go!
[11:16] ---
    His Avatar has entered the vent.
[11:19] ---
    The route is clear!
[11:20] ---
    Keep going straight, Akihisa.
[11:22] ---
    Got it.
[11:24] ---
    Is it okay? He's a probationary
    student... a trouble student.
[11:28] ---
    We have no other choice
    but to leave it to him...
[11:30] ---
    as that idiot is the only one who
    can use that iron bracelet for now.
[11:34] ---
    Turn right 3 meters ahead
    and left at the next intersection.
[11:37] ---
    This is just like a labyrinth.
[11:40] ---
    Why is it so complicated?
[11:42] ---
    It's a security measure.
[11:46] ---
    Ah! Ow, ow, ow! I'm going numb?
[11:49] ---
    My score is going down! Wh-What's going on?!
[11:52] ---
    It's a poison swamp.
[11:54] ---
    Why the heck is something like this in here?!
[11:56] ---
    It's a security measure.
[11:58] ---
    We'll have you take a detour
    around the dangerous area.
[12:00] ---
    Turn right at the next corner.
[12:03] ---
    I see a light!
[12:05] ---
    You're almost there. Keep going straight.
[12:08] ---
    Oh? I wonder what that is.
[12:13] ---
    Avatars?!
[12:16] ---
    Out of control Avatars have appeared!
[12:17] ---
    They're gonna attack!
[12:20] ---
    "Blast Tenpa Kyouran"
[12:31] ---
    Make him stop, Yuuji!
[12:32] ---
    I can't! He's out of control!
[12:34] ---
    Oh no! I don't like this! I don't like this!
[12:37] ---
    Stop it! Hey! Make them stop!
[12:40] ---
    Yuuji! Hideyoshi! Minami! Himeji! Dad!
[12:45] ---
    Stop it! Don't do it!
[12:57] ---
    "0 points"
[13:11] ---
    Hm?
[13:15] ---
    Those who died will be given a remedial class!
[13:17] ---
    Why?!
[13:20] ---
    What?
[13:21] ---
    "Loss of Control, Labyrinths,
    and the Avatar Instrumentality Project"
[13:26] ---
    Idiot Test!
[13:30] ---
    Are you okay, Yoshii?
[13:33] ---
    Humph... I saw Hell.
[13:35] ---
    What kind of remedial class was it?
[13:37] ---
    We'll continue the operation.
[13:38] ---
    Please take the recovery
    test and fill up your score.
[13:41] ---
    But unless he gets a considerably good score,
[13:44] ---
    it'll be over once he encounters the enemies.
[13:46] ---
    Yoshii... If you like, I can help you study.
[13:52] ---
    Yoshii...
[13:54] ---
    If you like...
[13:56] ---
    What?
[13:56] ---
    I can help you study.
[14:00] ---
    You're gonna give me a
    private lesson, Himeji?! Really?!
[14:04] ---
    Your mind sure is sharp when it comes
    to turning things into something dirty.
[14:09] ---
    The only method that will work is one
    that shows effective results right away.
[14:12] ---
    Then, I know a good way.
[14:14] ---
    Hm?
[14:23] ---
    I see. If the test is full of easy
    questions that even Aki can solve,
[14:26] ---
    he can get a good score, huh?
[14:28] ---
    It's kinda cheating, but...
[14:30] ---
    Whoa! Akihisa's achieving
    a level never seen before!
[14:34] ---
    You're amazing, Yoshii!
[14:36] ---
    Go, Aki!
[14:40] ---
    What did you make a mistake on, Akihisa?
[14:43] ---
    The Taika Reform took place in 645!
[14:46] ---
    You don't remember that after what happened?!
[14:49] ---
    That's exactly why I got
    confused as to which one was correct!
[14:52] ---
    But hasn't his level gotten quite high?
[14:55] ---
    With this score, won't he be
    okay even if enemies appear?
[14:59] ---
    Let's start the operation.
[15:00] ---
    Okay then!
[15:03] ---
    Summon!
[15:07] ---
    I'll clear it for sure this time!
[15:10] ---
    Okay, turn left at that intersection.
[15:12] ---
    Got it.
[15:13] ---
    Ahh!
[15:14] ---
    It's a poison swamp.
[15:17] ---
    So he gets numb even
    after becoming stronger, huh?
[15:19] ---
    Don't make me a guinea pig!
[15:22] ---
    This time, go right at the end of that path.
[15:24] ---
    Got it.
[15:25] ---
    What?
[15:26] ---
    Be careful, Akihisa. If you touch it...
[15:29] ---
    Ahhh!
[15:30] ---
    Yoshii!
[15:31] ---
    Aki!
[15:32] ---
    I-I can't breathe...
[15:34] ---
    I said be careful, didn't I?!
[15:36] ---
    It was out of habit.
[15:39] ---
    Ah! That's...
[15:53] ---
    All right! I won't lose this time!
[16:03] ---
    I can win! I can win!
[16:04] ---
    Be on your guard!
[16:06] ---
    Tsuchiya is coming!
[16:08] ---
    Don't worry, since the
    subject we'll fight in is history!
[16:12] ---
    Since Muttsulini can't use his Health
    and Physical Education knowledge,
[16:15] ---
    he's no match for me right now!
[16:20] ---
    "Danger"
[16:24] ---
    It was a poison swamp.
[16:26] ---
    Those who died will be given a remedial class!
[16:29] ---
    What?!
[16:30] ---
    That's not fair!
[16:31] ---
    Our Avatars fought and lost on their own!
[16:34] ---
    No arguments!
[16:35] ---
    This is absurd!
[16:41] ---
    I made it!
[16:43] ---
    There should be a
    disconnected cable. Connect it.
[16:46] ---
    Got it.
[16:47] ---
    Ah! There it is!
[16:55] ---
    Minami?!
[16:57] ---
    Aki!
[16:57] ---
    Please run!
[16:59] ---
    But...!
[16:59] ---
    Hurry!
[17:01] ---
    Or... I'll be...
[17:08] ---
    Himeji?
[17:10] ---
    Esroh Nedoow Dimaryp!
[17:21] ---
    Yoshii!
[17:26] ---
    Yoshii!
[17:28] ---
    Aki!
[17:37] ---
    Dammit!!
[17:48] ---
    Something is coming!
[17:50] ---
    Summoning field! Phase sync!
[17:53] ---
    An Avatar is appearing!
[17:55] ---
    Honey!
[17:59] ---
    Miharu?!
[18:00] ---
    Even if it's just among Avatars,
    I can't let you cling to a pig!
[18:05] ---
    If you're gonna hold someone, hold my Avatar!
[18:08] ---
    Now!
[18:15] ---
    Remedial class!
[18:17] ---
    Nooo!
[18:19] ---
    Oh no.
[18:20] ---
    Sorry, Himeji!
[18:26] ---
    All right! Huh?
[18:53] ---
    Yoshii! You can't beat her! Please run!
[18:56] ---
    But... When I've come this far... I can't...
[19:11] ---
    Yoshii!
[19:13] ---
    When... I'm so close...!
[19:17] ---
    He can't fight any longer. We should stop him.
[19:21] ---
    As educators, forcing pointless
    suffering on a student is...
[19:25] ---
    Not yet!
[19:26] ---
    Hm?
[19:27] ---
    I still have some points left!
[19:29] ---
    When there's that much of a
    difference in points, you have no chance.
[19:32] ---
    Your ability levels are too far apart.
[19:34] ---
    But... even so...
[19:39] ---
    Ability levels...? That's right!
    Just like my Avatar became stronger,
[19:43] ---
    the points are not necessarily
    a reflection of real ability!
[19:46] ---
    Himeji! Take the recovery test!
[19:49] ---
    What?
[19:49] ---
    Please!
[19:51] ---
    I get it!
[19:55] ---
    Ms. Takahashi! Please let me take it!
[19:57] ---
    If you raise your points any
    further, he won't have a chance.
[20:06] ---
    Please grade it!
[20:29] ---
    Yoshii...
[20:30] ---
    Mizuki Himeji...
[20:33] ---
    "Class: F, No: 28, Name: Mizuki Himeji, 0 points"
[20:34] ---
    ...0 points!
[20:46] ---
    Good job.
[20:50] ---
    Hm?
[20:57] ---
    The system... has been recovered!
[21:00] ---
    The problem has been
    resolved for the time being.
[21:17] ---
    Hajimete no kisu wa yappari ichigo miruku aji
[21:25] ---
    Jitensha oshinagara kaeru yuugure doki
[21:36] ---
    Mousou shumireeshon yumegokochi docchi
[21:39] ---
    Nana kai koronde hachi korobi wahahaha
[21:46] ---
    Anna konna hibi no mainichi ga kinenbi
[21:54] ---
    Tsunagete yukou ano sora made
[22:01] ---
    Shourai yuubou itsuka oomono ni nareru yokan?
[22:08] ---
    Ashita mo kitto hare tokidoki egao ni naru
[22:34] ---
    Yoshii! Are you okay?
[22:36] ---
    Yeah, this is nothing.
[22:40] ---
    Those who died with their score reduced
    to zero will be given a remedial class!
[22:45] ---
    Well then... I'll see you later.
[22:49] ---
    Yeah.
[22:52] ---
    Himeji...
[22:56] ---
    What's with that gloomy look?
[23:00] ---
    Ow! What'd you do that for?! Ahh! My points!
[23:04] ---
    Don't hang onto such a small number of points.
[23:07] ---
    You go take the remedial class, too.
[23:09] ---
    Whaaaaat?!
[23:11] ---
    Yoshii!
[23:19] ---
    Yeah!
[23:23] ---
    Entrusting such an important task to
    a Class F student was a big gamble...
[23:29] ---
    but I'm glad that it went well.
[23:31] ---
    I don't think it was a gamble or anything.
[23:34] ---
    Huh?
[23:34] ---
    You'll learn eventually...
    how to deal with idiots.
[23:43] ---
    "Japanese History"
    "Class: A, No: 1, Name: Shouko Kirishima, _ points"
[23:47] ---
    Teacher...
[23:49] ---
    Please grade mine, too.
[23:50] ---
    "Preview"
[23:51] ---
    Question 9
[23:52] ---
    One of the units used to indicate
    a woman's breast size is "cup."
[23:56] ---
    Explain the size of A cup,
    which is used as a basis.
[23:59] ---
    Minami Shimada.
[23:59] ---
    No comment.
[24:01] ---
    Next Episode! "Kisses, Breasts, and Ponytails!"
[24:04] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:05] ---
    "Please join us again next week!"
    "Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

9 - Kisses, Breasts, and Ponytails

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[00:18] ---
    Akihisa Yoshii is a young man
[00:20] ---
    who is very particular about everything he does.
[00:23] ---
    Time to eat!
[00:28] ---
    When I have salt water as a side
    dish and sugar water as the main,
[00:31] ---
    the meal seems a little extravagant, doesn't it?
[00:33] ---
    The degree to which he is particular
    about things gets lower every day.
[00:38] ---
    Coming!
[00:44] ---
    Long time no see, Aki.
[00:47] ---
    S...
[00:49] ---
    Sis...?
[00:55] ---
    What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?
[01:00] ---
    One more chance, one more
    chance. Never never give up!
[01:03] ---
    One more chance, one
    more chance. Never give up!
[01:07] ---
    BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts-
[01:16] ---
    "Nice to encounter you,"
    that one's too easy!
[01:19] ---
    There's only one answer
    that I decided on at the start
[01:22] ---
    My heart fluttered. Will I pass?
[01:24] ---
    I won't panic whether
    it's a matter of love or war
[01:27] ---
    I sigh as I cram all night long
[01:29] ---
    There's a genius dreamer inside of me
[01:32] ---
    It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true
[01:35] ---
    Pay no mind to other people's worlds
[01:37] ---
    Perfect-area complete!
[01:40] ---
    I'll definitely be waiting right here.
[01:42] ---
    Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it
[01:49] ---
    Ah! Ear! Ear!
[01:50] ---
    Why? We just keep missing each other
[01:53] ---
    If you came to me for advice, it'd go like
[01:56] ---
    "So, friends?" "Yes, friends."
[01:59] ---
    That's a sad 0 points.
[02:01] ---
    No! Do it again! Rewrite it!
[02:04] ---
     I'm serious, one
    more chance please
[02:06] ---
    You know, there's a future
    more wonderful than now
[02:11] ---
    Make it more wonderful than
    now... my life, my life, my life
[02:20] ---
    "Episode 9" "Kisses, Breasts, and Ponytails"
[02:20] ---
    Akira Yoshii. 23 years old. E cup.
[02:24] ---
    She is Akihisa's older sister who lives abroad.
[02:28] ---
    Sis! You came here dressed like that?!
[02:30] ---
    Why're you raising your voice
    all of a sudden? That's absurd.
[02:35] ---
    Says someone who walks
    around in her bathrobe...!
[02:37] ---
    You should let people finish their stories.
[02:40] ---
    I have a reason for being dressed like this.
[02:42] ---
    Sorry, Sis. What happened?
[02:45] ---
    "A Day in the Life of Akira,
    Story of an Elegant Day, Episode 1"
[02:47] ---
    I walked quite a ways from the airport
    in the heat with heavy luggage.
[02:53] ---
    Uh-huh.
[02:54] ---
    When I got on the train, I saw
    myself all sweaty in the window.
[03:00] ---
    Uh-huh, uh-huh.
[03:01] ---
    Although I was going to see my brother,
[03:03] ---
    I should pay attention to my appearance.
[03:05] ---
    I didn't want to show myself all sweaty.
[03:08] ---
    Uh-huh.
[03:09] ---
    So, in order to deal with the sweat,
[03:12] ---
    I changed into a bathrobe
    since it's highly absorbent.
[03:14] ---
    Stop right there! That's messed up!
[03:16] ---
    Thus, I was able to reunite with
    my little brother while maintaining
[03:19] ---
    the dignified appearance
    his older sister should have.
[03:23] ---
    And that's even more messed up!
[03:24] ---
    I'm glad that the train was rather empty.
[03:27] ---
    "A Day in the Life of Akira,
    Story of an Elegant Day, Episode 2"
[03:27] ---
    If it was crowded, I would've
     had problems changing.
[03:30] ---
    Hold on a sec. Where'd you change?
SIGN    "Omitted (024 - 1)"
SIGN    "Omitted (024 - 2)"
[03:35] ---
    Aki, I came here today because
    I have to attend to important affairs.
[03:39] ---
    What?
[03:40] ---
    I'll start my investigation
    now on how you're living
[03:44] ---
    and decide if it's okay to
    let you continue to live alone.
[03:48] ---
    What?!
[03:50] ---
    When you started living alone,
[03:53] ---
    I gave you two conditions to follow.
[03:56] ---
    I'm sure you haven't forgotten them, have you?
[03:58] ---
    If I say I did, will you get upset?
[04:01] ---
    No, I won't.
[04:03] ---
    Good! Well, I completely--
[04:05] ---
    Instead of getting upset, I'll give you a kiss.
[04:07] ---
    ...completely remember them!
[04:08] ---
    Moreover, I'll give you an incredible kiss,
    then marriage will no longer be possible.
[04:12] ---
    What're you planning to
    do to your own little brother?
[04:15] ---
    Relax. It's me who won't be able to get married.
[04:19] ---
    I can't relax!
[04:21] ---
    You'll live the rest of your life
    feeling guilty towards your sister
[04:25] ---
    since she won't be able to get married.
[04:27] ---
    I remember them well, so please spare me!
[04:29] ---
    Then, tell me what they are.
[04:31] ---
    Uhm...
[04:34] ---
    Aki. Close your eyes.
[04:36] ---
    Ah! First, I can play video
    games for 30 minutes a day!
[04:39] ---
    Second, illicit sexual
    relationships are forbidden!
[04:42] ---
    Sorry.
[04:43] ---
    Are they wrong?!
[04:44] ---
    When they're correct, I can't kiss you.
[04:47] ---
    Is that something you should be sorry about?
[04:51] ---
    It's tidier than I thought.
[04:53] ---
    You thought it'd be messier?
[04:55] ---
    You're at that age, too, so...
[04:58] ---
    I thought that your room would be
    buried in two thousand dirty books.
[05:02] ---
    I don't have money to buy two thousand of them.
[05:04] ---
    In other words, you have at least one book?
[05:06] ---
    Ah!
[05:07] ---
    As a semi-illicit sexual
    relationship, that's minus 20 points.
[05:11] ---
    What's that score?
[05:13] ---
    It's an assessment used to determine
    if it's okay for you to continue living alone.
[05:18] ---
    I'll compare it with your next periodical
    test and reconsider the approval.
[05:21] ---
    In other words, that means that if
    I get 20 more points in the next midterm,
[05:25] ---
    it'll cancel out that 20 points, huh?
[05:28] ---
    Let me ask you, just in case...
[05:30] ---
    You're not in any other illicit
    sexual relationships, are you?
[05:33] ---
    Doing what gives me how many negative points?
[05:35] ---
    If you hold hands with a
    girl, that's minus 100 points.
[05:38] ---
    What?!
[05:39] ---
    If you go out with girls to
    see movies or have crepes,
[05:43] ---
    or if girls make you lunch or waffles,
    you'll get minus 50,000 points.
[05:50] ---
    What's the matter?
[05:51] ---
    No, nothing.
[05:53] ---
    You're a healthy young man.
[05:56] ---
    I understand very well that you don't
    know what to do with your young body.
[05:59] ---
    I didn't say that.
[06:01] ---
    So I'll concede as much as I can as well.
[06:04] ---
    Although I forbid illicit
    sexual relationships with girls...
[06:07] ---
    I think I can accept your illicit
    sexual relationships with guys.
[06:11] ---
    What happened?!
[06:12] ---
    What happened to your sense
    of values while living abroad?!
[06:17] ---
    The stars look... pretty.
[06:20] ---
    These scores are...
    more terrible than I expected.
[06:24] ---
    Be that as it may, I tried hard in my own way.
[06:27] ---
    Trying hard is only a means to an end.
[06:30] ---
    No matter how invaluable
    the act of trying hard is,
[06:33] ---
    if you become proud of the effort itself,
    you're mistaking the means for the end.
[06:37] ---
    You don't have to say that.
[06:39] ---
    If you don't want me to say that to you,
[06:41] ---
    please overcome the subjects
    you're bad at. Even one subject is fine.
[06:44] ---
    Tsk. You do have a subject
    you're bad at too, you know.
[06:48] ---
    What is that?
[06:49] ---
    Cooking.
[06:50] ---
    That has nothing to do with academics.
[06:53] ---
    But it's necessary for living.
[06:55] ---
    Well, all you're good at is
    academics. As for the rest...
[06:55] ---
    If you say more, I'll kiss
    you to shut you up.
[06:59] ---
    I'm sorry, I was wrong.
[07:03] ---
    Yuuji... I want you to show me your cell.
[07:05] ---
    Why?
[07:07] ---
    They said on a TV show
    last night that the traces
[07:09] ---
    of your partner's infidelity can be
    found on their cell. Show it to me.
[07:12] ---
    I refuse.
[07:15] ---
    My eyes... My eyes hurt like they're burning!
[07:17] ---
    If you resist, I'll take it by force.
[07:20] ---
    Hey! Don't take my pants, too!
[07:23] ---
    I heard that guys like
    seeing a shirt on a naked body.
[07:26] ---
    It's not that we like to
    see ourselves like that!
[07:28] ---
    I wanna see it, too.
[07:29] ---
    Ah! Okay! I'll give it
    to you! I'll give it to you!
[07:33] ---
    You will...?
[07:34] ---
    Don't be so openly disappointed!
[07:36] ---
    Geez... Here.
[07:39] ---
    You get more e-mail from Yoshii than me.
[07:42] ---
    So what?
[07:44] ---
    That means that you're
    having a love affair with Yoshii.
[07:46] ---
    Are you kidding me?!
[07:49] ---
    Can I stay overnight at your place?
[07:52] ---
    I kinda don't want to... go home tonight.
[07:56] ---
    Hey, wait... Shouko! Sto--!
[07:58] ---
    I'm all set now.
[08:00] ---
    Good morning, Akihisa.
[08:02] ---
    Hm?
[08:02] ---
    What happened, Akihisa?
    You look healthier than usual.
[08:06] ---
    Yeah. I had a decent
    breakfast this morning, so...
[08:09] ---
    Akihisa sold his manga books and
    video games to a second-hand shop
[08:12] ---
    and got money for food.
[08:15] ---
    Even if it's just during Sis's stay,
    I'd better pretend that I live a healthy life.
[08:19] ---
    Or I'll get negative points.
[08:25] ---
    Cool Biz?
[08:26] ---
    Who'd follow Cool Biz just below their waist?!
[08:29] ---
    This is all because you sent me a weird e-mail!
[08:31] ---
    There was nothing weird about it, was there?
[08:33] ---
    Then read it out loud.
[08:35] ---
    "Sent Box" "001 Yuuji" Let me stay over" "002 Yuuji: Love"
    "003 Yuuji: Don't let go" "004 Yuuji: Together"
[08:37] ---
    "Can I stay overnight at your place?
    I kinda don't want to... go home tonight."
[08:42] ---
    I don't get your true feelings!
[08:45] ---
    You should wait to do something
    like that until you are older!
[08:48] ---
    That's obscene, Yoshii!
[08:56] ---
    Baka Test
[09:01] ---
    Uhm... Yoshii.
[09:04] ---
    Go to the nurse's office.
[09:06] ---
    You think something's wrong if I'm studying?!
[09:11] ---
    Did something happen, Aki?
    To see you suddenly studying...
[09:15] ---
    Hm?
[09:16] ---
    You're acting strange today.
[09:18] ---
    Nothing... really.
[09:22] ---
    Oh? You've got quite a well-made lunch today.
[09:26] ---
    Yeah, for a change...
[09:28] ---
    Amazing... Who made it?
[09:30] ---
    Me.
[09:31] ---
    Liar.
[09:32] ---
    That's a lie.
[09:33] ---
    I'm not lying!
[09:35] ---
    This is by someone very skilled.
    Is it either Sakamoto or Tsuchiya?
[09:38] ---
    Be honest and spit it out.
[09:40] ---
    Who made it for you?
[09:42] ---
    I'll leave it to your imagination now.
[09:45] ---
    You don't wanna go home today, right?
[09:49] ---
    You're that dirty, Aki?!
[09:51] ---
    I don't want to believe it!
[09:53] ---
    I hate you, Yoshii!
[09:54] ---
    What were you imagining?!
    And hey, why is Kubo here too?!
[09:58] ---
    By the way, Akihisa...
[10:00] ---
    why do you wanna stay over at my place?
[10:02] ---
    What? I-It's because I suddenly
    realized studying is important.
[10:03] ---
    Don't lie.
[10:05] ---
    Hey, I didn't even finish!
[10:06] ---
    Well, midterms are coming up soon.
    The idea of a study group isn't too bad.
[10:10] ---
    Really?
[10:10] ---
    But... at your place.
[10:14] ---
    N-N-N-No! Not my place! Today isn't... good!
[10:18] ---
    What're you hiding?
[10:20] ---
    Shall we go check it out?
[10:21] ---
    A house search...
[10:23] ---
    In any case, today isn't
    good! It's really messy!
[10:26] ---
    I'll help you tidy up.
[10:28] ---
    Well... but...
[10:30] ---
    Oh yeah, if the mess is from something
    that girls don't like to touch, then...
[10:33] ---
    I've got two thousand dirty
    books scattered all over, so...!
[10:37] ---
    I'll tidy them up!
[10:38] ---
    I'll ditch them all!
[10:40] ---
    Leave it to us!
[10:41] ---
    Dammit! That backfired big time!
[10:49] ---
    Idiot Test
[10:53] ---
    Are you really coming to my place?
[10:56] ---
    What on earth are you hiding, Akihisa?
[10:58] ---
    Considering that you brought
    a lunch that someone made...
[11:01] ---
    In all probability, it's a girlfriend.
[11:03] ---
    What's that mean, Aki?! Explain it!
[11:06] ---
    Uhm, I didn't say anything.
[11:09] ---
    Don't worry. There's no way that Yoshii
    would date someone behind our back.
[11:14] ---
    Isn't that right, Yoshii?
[11:18] ---
    Your eyes are serious.
[11:21] ---
    Well, once we go inside,
    it'll probably be all clear.
[11:25] ---
    Unlock the door, Akihisa.
[11:27] ---
    I... I don't want to!
[11:29] ---
    Do you wanna experience the
    agony of wearing nothing but a shirt?
[11:32] ---
    I'd appreciate it if you
    look upward with watery eyes.
[11:35] ---
    Are you gonna sell it? Are
    you gonna sell my pure heart?!
[11:38] ---
    Tsuchiya, have him unhook
    the top two buttons of his shirt.
[11:43] ---
    Himeji, your request is too detailed!
[11:45] ---
    Okay, okay! I'll open it!
    You'll be happy if I open it, right?
[11:48] ---
    Your buttons?
[11:49] ---
    No, the door!
[11:50] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[11:51] ---
    There's already something that
    I can't come up with an excuse for!
[11:54] ---
    This physical evidence is
    about as good as it gets.
[11:56] ---
    I'm so jealous that I wanna kill him.
[11:59] ---
    This isn't good, Yoshii.
[12:01] ---
    Huh?
[12:01] ---
    The size of this bra... doesn't fit you.
[12:07] ---
    She's not gonna admit it.
[12:10] ---
    Ah! Th-That's...
[12:12] ---
    That's a cotton puff for makeup.
[12:14] ---
    No, that's a fish cake.
[12:16] ---
    A fish cake?
[12:19] ---
    Ah! This is...
[12:20] ---
    Hm?
[12:21] ---
    A healthy lunch for a woman...
[12:25] ---
    What's the matter, Himeji?!
[12:27] ---
    I can't keep on denying any more.
[12:29] ---
    Why are underwear and
    cosmetics okay but a lunch isn't?!
[12:34] ---
    Oh, you brought friends?
[12:36] ---
    Ah! An older pretty woman...
[12:38] ---
    A nice body with big breasts...
[12:39] ---
    You're cruel, Yoshii!
[12:41] ---
    Give me back my pure heart!
[12:43] ---
    I don't understand what
    you're saying anymore...
[12:47] ---
    Okay. I'll be honest and tell you.
[12:51] ---
    She's my older sister.
[12:52] ---
    Older sister?!
[12:54] ---
    My name is Akira Yoshii.
[12:56] ---
    Thank you very much, everyone, for
    being friends with my stupid brother.
[13:03] ---
    I hope you'll continue to be friends with him.
[13:06] ---
    This is surprising! She looks like
    an ordinary older sister in every way.
[13:09] ---
    Thanks, Sis!
[13:11] ---
    I'm Yuuji Sakamoto.
[13:13] ---
    I'm Kouta Tsuchiya.
[13:15] ---
    I'm Hideyoshi Kinoshita.
[13:18] ---
    People often make a mistake,
    but I'm not a girl. I'm...
[13:21] ---
    A boy, right?
[13:23] ---
    You're the only one who
    recognized me as a guy at a glance!
[13:27] ---
    Sure, since there's no way that
    my stupid, ugly, good-for-nothing
[13:31] ---
    little brother can get female friends.
[13:34] ---
    So these two are boys as well, right?
[13:37] ---
    What's with the sudden rude
    remarks?! You were acting so nicely.
[13:41] ---
    These three are all girls, okay?!
[13:43] ---
    No, she's right about me being a guy.
[13:45] ---
    Girls?
[13:48] ---
    Since when have you started bringing girls home?
[13:53] ---
    Ugh!
[13:53] ---
    "Akihisa's allotted points"
[13:54] ---
    You'll get minus 200 points for the act
    of illicit sexual relationships with girls!
[13:57] ---
    Nooooo!
[14:00] ---
    Akihisa... You've been
    having hardships too, huh?
[14:04] ---
    Yuuji...
[14:05] ---
    I'll allow illicit sexual
    relationships with boys.
[14:09] ---
    It's not like that!
[14:10] ---
    I'll give you 10 points for that.
[14:13] ---
    That doesn't make me happy or anything!
[14:16] ---
    Oh, Akihisa, since we suddenly came uninvited,
[14:19] ---
    we'll at least help you make dinner.
[14:21] ---
    Okay. Thanks.
[14:22] ---
    Me, too.
[14:23] ---
    I'll help, too.
[14:26] ---
    We'll be fine by ourselves!
[14:29] ---
    You girls take it easy here.
[14:30] ---
    What? But...
[14:32] ---
    Sis, keep them company.
[14:34] ---
    Okay. If you like, I can show you photo albums.
[14:37] ---
    What? Is that okay?
[14:38] ---
    Well then, I'll show you embarrassing pictures.
[14:40] ---
    Anything but those!
[14:41] ---
    That was a narrow escape.
[14:45] ---
    So, what's on the menu?
[14:47] ---
    With these, we can make paella. I like paella.
[14:53] ---
    In any case, did she know we were coming?
[14:56] ---
    No way. Since she doesn't know how
    to cook, she bought too much by mistake.
[15:04] ---
    Yeah, put it over there.
[15:04] ---
    This one is really good, too.
[15:07] ---
    Here you go.
[15:08] ---
    These are pictures of Aki taking
    a bath when he was two years old.
[15:12] ---
    H-He's really cute!
[15:15] ---
    These are pictures of Aki taking
    a bath when he was four years old.
[15:17] ---
    Oh, Aki's fallen asleep.
[15:21] ---
    These are pictures of Aki taking
    a bath when he was seven years old.
[15:24] ---
    So this was when he was
    in elementary school, huh?
[15:27] ---
    These are pictures of Aki taking
    a bath when he was ten years old.
[15:30] ---
    Hold on a sec! Why are they
    all pictures of me taking a bath?!
[15:33] ---
    These are pictures of Aki taking a
    bath when he was thirteen years old.
[15:38] ---
    Hey... Why are you all suddenly quiet?
[15:40] ---
    And these are pictures of
    Aki taking a bath yesterday.
[15:43] ---
    When'd you take them?!
[15:45] ---
    Don't look at them! Don't look!
[15:48] ---
    Hey, don't leave the pot unattended.
[15:48] ---
    Don't look at my private parts!
[15:51] ---
    Noooooooo!
[15:54] ---
    They made delicious-looking food.
[15:56] ---
    Oh? You made paella?
[15:58] ---
    Huh? Didn't you buy those foods for that?
[16:02] ---
    Th-That looks good, Aki.
[16:04] ---
    S-So you really can cook, huh?
[16:09] ---
    Ahhh! You must've seen them!
    You all must've seen them!
[16:11] ---
    Seriously, Aki is restless.
    Negative 10 points.
[16:16] ---
    It's your fault, Sis!
    You keep trying to annoy me!
[16:19] ---
    You hate me, don't you, Sis?!
[16:21] ---
    No. I do like you, Aki...
[16:25] ---
    What?
[16:26] ---
    ...as a woman.
[16:28] ---
    This is terrible!
[16:30] ---
    There's a Japanese saying that goes like this:
[16:33] ---
    "The stupider the child is,
    the more darling he is."
[16:35] ---
    Give up, Akihisa. She loves you
    more than anyone in the world.
[16:40] ---
    Does that mean that she thinks
    I'm the stupidest in the world?
[16:44] ---
    I think you're the stupidest in the world, too!
[16:47] ---
    I, too, am convinced that there's no
    one else who's stupider than you are.
[16:52] ---
    Stop it! Don't hurt my glass heart, everyone!
[16:55] ---
    You really are stupid, aren't you?
[16:58] ---
    Well... now that we're full,
    shall we start studying?
[17:02] ---
    If you like, I can help you study.
[17:06] ---
    Is that okay?
[17:07] ---
    I got a degree in education
    over there, so I think I can help you.
[17:12] ---
    Over there?
[17:13] ---
    Boston, in America.
[17:15] ---
    Could it... possibly be... Harvard University?!
[17:18] ---
    What?!
[17:20] ---
    I see...
[17:21] ---
    Leftover genes, huh...?
[17:22] ---
    What do you mean by that?!
[17:24] ---
    "Dirty Book"
[17:25] ---
    Well then, here are the reference books.
[17:27] ---
    I found six of them under the bed.
[17:29] ---
    My top secret!
[17:32] ---
    Aki, I'll give you minus 60 points for this.
[17:35] ---
    Does that mean 10 negative points per book?
[17:37] ---
    No. That's because you didn't have
    books with a focus on older sisters.
[17:40] ---
    That's too unfair!
[17:42] ---
    Well then, please use them as
    Health and Physical Education references.
[17:46] ---
    Stop it. My hobby is gonna
    be exposed to the light of day!
[17:49] ---
    Looks like Aki tends to study by focusing
[17:52] ---
    on the topic of girls with
    big breasts and a ponytail.
[17:57] ---
    Ah!
[17:59] ---
    W-Well, let's start studying, shall we?
[18:03] ---
    Why are you tying your hair up, Mizuki?!
[18:05] ---
    I thought it'd be in the
    way while I'm studying, so...
[18:08] ---
    I'll do it for you!
[18:10] ---
    You're mean, Minami!
[18:13] ---
    Why? That way, it won't be
    in the way while studying, right?
[18:16] ---
    Aki, you get minus 100 points.
[18:18] ---
    What?!
[18:19] ---
    Why?!
[18:21] ---
    Learn the reason on
    your own in your future life.
[18:28] ---
    What's the matter, Muttsulini?
[18:30] ---
    Where are the other 1,994 books?
[18:33] ---
    So you took it seriously...
[18:36] ---
    G-Good morning, Yoshii.
[18:38] ---
    Good morning, Aki.
[18:39] ---
    Hm?
[18:41] ---
    Good morning, you two.
[18:43] ---
    You changed your hairstyle, Himeji?
[18:44] ---
    Y-Yes, to change my mood.
[18:48] ---
    You changed your breast style, Minami?
[18:50] ---
    No! They were bigger when I woke up!
[18:53] ---
    Are you serious?
[18:54] ---
    Since I'm still growing,
    something like this can happen!
[18:59] ---
    I won't allow you to profane
    secondary sex characteristics.
[19:02] ---
    Tsk.
[19:06] ---
    Yesterday was fun, wasn't it?
[19:08] ---
    We made progress in our studies, too.
[19:10] ---
    But it looks like I'll be
    forbidden to live alone.
[19:12] ---
    I wish Sis would go back to America.
[19:14] ---
    You shouldn't talk about your family like that.
[19:17] ---
    She's a nice sister.
[19:19] ---
    She isn't nice. She tries to kiss
    me and gives me negative points.
[19:23] ---
    She enjoys teasing me.
[19:26] ---
    That's not true.
[19:28] ---
    Your sister loves you.
[19:31] ---
    Does that mean she really thinks I'm stupid?!
[19:34] ---
    She watches you and your surroundings very well.
[19:41] ---
    I think that means she really cares about you.
[19:48] ---
    I wonder if that's how it is.
[19:52] ---
    What shall I make tonight?
[19:55] ---
    She came all the way back to Japan.
    Maybe Japanese dishes would be good.
[20:03] ---
    I'm home!
[20:03] ---
    Oh, welcome home, Aki.
[20:06] ---
    Well then, I'll go get food for dinner, okay?
[20:09] ---
    Dinner? Wait, Aki.
[20:12] ---
    What is it, Sis?
[20:14] ---
    Your midterms are coming up soon.
[20:16] ---
    Can you afford to spare
    your time for cooking right now?
[20:20] ---
    I can't, but... you came all the way back, so...
[20:23] ---
    You're mistaking the means for the end.
[20:26] ---
    Huh?
[20:27] ---
    I came to check on your life, Aki.
[20:30] ---
    What's the point in you using your time for me?
[20:34] ---
    I won't know what to do if you use it as
    an excuse when the results aren't good.
[20:38] ---
    You don't have to cook for me.
[20:42] ---
    You focus on studying. I'll cook fo--
[20:46] ---
    What's with you?
[20:48] ---
    All you care about is the test results, right?!
[20:51] ---
    I'll go study as you wish!
[21:04] ---
    Stupid Sis!
[21:06] ---
    I'll definitely get good
    scores and show her I can do it!
[21:14] ---
    Good morning, Yoshii.
[21:16] ---
    Good morning, Aki.
[21:17] ---
    D-Don't talk to me.
[21:20] ---
    The stuff I memorized and
    crammed into my head might come out.
[21:22] ---
    R-Really?
[21:24] ---
    Then, we'll leave you alone.
[21:27] ---
    Okay then, we'll start the test. Start now!
[21:33] ---
    "Q. Answer the following questions."
[21:34] ---
    I can do this!
[21:35] ---
    Question 1. 334 BC! The last king of
    the Achaemenid Empire of Persia was
[21:41] ---
    Alexander the Great! Next!
[21:44] ---
    He must be taking the test right now.
[21:47] ---
    Well then, I guess I'll start, too.
[21:53] ---
    All right. I did my best.
[21:56] ---
    I'll have another look at
    them in the remaining time.
[22:00] ---
    Okay. Put your pencils down.
[22:02] ---
    Those in the back, collect the answer sheets.
[22:05] ---
    Ah!
[22:06] ---
    "Name: Alexander the Great"
[22:13] ---
    Goodbye, my life of living alone.
[22:19] ---
    Geez, you stupid Alexander the Great...
[22:23] ---
    You put the first answer in
    where you needed to put your name,
[22:26] ---
    so the rest of the answers
    became off by one, huh?
[22:28] ---
    Please...! Call me by my real name.
[22:31] ---
    Darius III.
[22:33] ---
    Ahh! Don't humiliate me any more than you have!
[22:36] ---
    I could've gotten a decent
    score if I didn't blunder.
[22:40] ---
    Do you think you'll be forgiven
    if you make the same mistake
[22:43] ---
    in a real college entrance exam?
[22:46] ---
    I tried very hard in my own way.
[22:48] ---
    I thought I told you that trying
    hard is only a means to an end.
[22:53] ---
    Yes ma'am.
[22:59] ---
    Sis is ruthless.
[23:14] ---
    Geez... What a mess.
[23:16] ---
    Hey, she doesn't cook, though.
[23:21] ---
    "Half-cooked" "Forgot to put in saffron"
    "The heat was too high"
[23:22] ---
    "Detergent got mixed in"
    "Sticky" "Too much salt"
[23:23] ---
    "Terrible taste"
[23:24] ---
    Are these... failed attempts at paella?
[23:30] ---
    Could it be that... she wanted to
    make my favorite food so she practiced?
[23:37] ---
    Trying hard is only a means to an end.
[23:40] ---
    If you become proud of the effort itself,
    you're mistaking the means for the end.
[23:46] ---
    Really... she's such a dummy.
[24:11] ---
    I'd have to say the first kiss
    tastes like strawberry milk
[24:19] ---
    As it turns to evening,
    I'm pushing my bike home
[24:26] ---
    So which is it, a delusion,
    a simulation, or a dream?
[24:33] ---
    After stumbling seven times,
    I stumble an eighth time, wahahaha
[24:41] ---
    Each day is different and
    every day is an anniversary
[24:48] ---
    Let's connect them together to that sky
[24:55] ---
    My future is bright. Do I see
    myself becoming someone big?
[25:03] ---
    Tomorrow too, for sure...
    it'll be sunny, with occasional smiles
[25:30] ---
    Say, Sis...
[25:31] ---
    Yes?
[25:32] ---
    Thanks for everything. I like you a lot.
[25:36] ---
    What're you...
[25:38] ---
    Of course, as family.
[25:40] ---
    Even if you say such a nice thing,
    I won't overlook the test score.
[25:43] ---
    That's a shame.
[25:45] ---
    One of these days...
[25:46] ---
    What?
[25:47] ---
    One of these days, if I feel like it,
[25:49] ---
    maybe I'll make dinner for you.
[25:52] ---
    Really?
[25:53] ---
    That is only if I feel like it.
[25:56] ---
    I look forward to it.
[25:59] ---
    Sis...
[26:00] ---
    What is it?
[26:01] ---
    Do you know what the best spice is?
[26:04] ---
    The best spice?
[26:07] ---
    Since I don't cook, I don't know. What is it?
[26:13] ---
    Yeah, I wonder what it is!
[26:16] ---
    Question 10. Name the Japanese novelist
[26:18] ---
    who introduced the "Adolescent Detective Gang"
[26:20] ---
    and the "Mystery Man of
    Twenty Faces" to the world.
[26:23] ---
    The thief is among us!
[26:24] ---
    It's not me.
[26:25] ---
    Next Episode! "Prep Tests,
    Mysterious Thieves, and Love Letters."
[26:27] ---
    This will be on the test.
[26:30] ---
    "Please join us again next week!"
    "Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

10 - Trial Exams, Mysterious Thieves, and Love Letters

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[00:17] ---
    Mizuki Himeji is diligent
    in everything she does.
[00:22] ---
    Like today, when she is
    researching on an unfamiliar topic.
[00:26] ---
    "How to deliver a love letter.
[00:28] ---
    As expected, it's best to give it in person.
[00:31] ---
    It'll convey your feelings better
[00:32] ---
    - -and will increase the possibility
    of getting a good response."
[00:33] ---
    Himeji! Are you studying?
[00:35] ---
    "Throb Counter"
[00:36] ---
    Huh? Yoshii!
[00:38] ---
    Ah, yes. I was just researching something.
[00:41] ---
    Oh yeah! If I boldly give it to him now...
[00:48] ---
    Y... Yoshii...
[00:51] ---
    To tell you the truth... This... is for you!
[00:56] ---
    Uhm...
[00:57] ---
    P... Please don't laugh.
[01:05] ---
    Ahh! That wasn't it!
[01:07] ---
    How is this funny?
[01:14] ---
    Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou
[01:19] ---
    One more chance, one more
    chance. Never never give up!
[01:22] ---
    One more chance, one
    more chance. Never give up!
[01:26] ---
    BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts-
[01:35] ---
    Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo
[01:38] ---
    Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu
[01:41] ---
    Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?
[01:43] ---
    Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai
[01:46] ---
    Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki
[01:48] ---
    Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer
[01:51] ---
    Omou koto mina kanaeba iina
[01:54] ---
    Hito no sekai wa kinishinai
[01:56] ---
    Perfect-area complete!
[01:59] ---
    Zettai koko de matterunda
[02:01] ---
    Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo
[02:08] ---
    Ah! Ear! Ear!
[02:09] ---
    Why? Tomaranai surechigai
[02:12] ---
    Watashi ga soudan aite nara
[02:15] ---
    "Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."
[02:18] ---
    Kanashiki rei ten dane
[02:20] ---
    No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi
[02:23] ---
    Honki de one more chance please
[02:25] ---
    Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni
[02:30] ---
    Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!
[02:39] ---
    "Episode 10" "Prep Tests,
    Mysterious Thieves, and Love Letters"
[02:39] ---
    Akihisa Yoshii. Year 2, Class F.
[02:43] ---
    It's another typical morning for him.
[02:45] ---
    Wake up please, Aki! It's morning already!
[02:49] ---
    I'm still sleepy.
[02:51] ---
    It can't be helped, then.
[02:53] ---
    I'll give you a "good
    morning" kiss to wake you up.
[02:56] ---
    I'm up!
[02:57] ---
    I'm up! I'm up, so...
[02:59] ---
    I see... Then...
[03:01] ---
    I'll give you a "have a
    good day" kiss in advance.
[03:05] ---
    I don't want it in advance or on time!
[03:07] ---
    Oh well... Then I'll stop
    with the family bonding.
[03:11] ---
    Hurry up and change. Breakfast is ready.
[03:15] ---
    Breakfast? But you can't cook...
[03:18] ---
    "CalorieMaido"
[03:20] ---
    Yeah, I knew it'd be something like this.
[03:22] ---
    This is a nutritiously-balanced supplement food.
[03:24] ---
    Since there isn't much time to spare in
    the morning, I prepared the drink type.
[03:28] ---
    It doesn't really feel
    like I'm having breakfast,
[03:29] ---
    but it's nutritious so that's okay, right?
[03:31] ---
    Taking in enough calories in the
    morning, when your day is just starting,
[03:36] ---
    and having a light meal at night,
    when you become less active, is...
[03:40] ---
    ...good for your health, they say, right?
[03:41] ---
    Assuming that you take in
    about 2500 calories a day.
[03:45] ---
    I thought it'd be appropriate to allocate
[03:47] ---
    1000 calories to breakfast and
    lunch, and 500 calories to dinner.
[03:51] ---
    Uh-huh.
[03:52] ---
    This one can is 200 calories.
[03:55] ---
    So please drink 5 cans, 1 liter, for breakfast!
[03:57] ---
    No, I can't drink that much.
[03:59] ---
    If you drink 13 cans, which is 2.6 liters,
[04:03] ---
    the numbers match up well.
[04:04] ---
    Like I said, I can't drink that much.
[04:06] ---
    Don't worry. Just so you won't get
    tired of them, I prepared different kinds.
[04:11] ---
    The main is "normal" flavor,
    the side dish is "corn soup" flavor.
[04:14] ---
    The drink is "coffee" flavor, and for dessert,
[04:16] ---
    please choose the one you'd like,
    either "café au lait" flavor or "cocoa" flavor.
[04:19] ---
    That's not really the point.
[04:21] ---
    Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. I was wrong.
[04:24] ---
    Since you're at a growing
    stage, this isn't enough, is it?
[04:29] ---
    No! Don't add more!
[04:32] ---
    Akihisa's happy morning
    is still far in the distance.
[04:36] ---
    "Ugh"
[04:36] ---
    I wish she had at least
    combined them with the solid kind.
[04:40] ---
    Uh-huh, uh-huh...
[04:41] ---
    Oh?
[04:43] ---
    What're you doing, Muttsulini?
[04:45] ---
    Taking routine measurements.
[04:46] ---
    Measurements?
[04:52] ---
    I'm recording the stats on
    bust sizes in this academy.
[04:56] ---
    A 10 cm difference between full-
    and under-bust measurements is A cup.
[04:59] ---
    After that, each 2.5 cm
    increase becomes B, C, D cups...
[05:03] ---
    B, C, A... A, B, D, B, B, C...
[05:06] ---
    B, A... Ah! That's over G! D, A, B, A...
[05:08] ---
    Wasn't that a D?
[05:10] ---
    That was a fake.
[05:11] ---
    I see... I'm impressed that you could tell that.
[05:13] ---
    Oh? This is quite small. Is this A cup?
[05:17] ---
    No. After A cup, each 2.5 cm decrease
    in the full- and under-bust difference
[05:22] ---
    becomes AA, AAA...
[05:23] ---
    I see. Then if it's flat like the one
    we just saw, that'd be five As, so...
[05:27] ---
    just like a shachihoko, my
    spine is bent! Broken! Curved!
[05:31] ---
    Even those with flat chests have human rights!
[05:34] ---
    I give! I give up!
[05:36] ---
    Ahh! My eyes! My eyes!
[05:37] ---
    You can't watch that, Yuuji.
[05:40] ---
    A little more... A little more...!
[05:47] ---
    I give up...
[05:50] ---
    Not the Rolling!
[05:55] ---
    You guys are lively, as usual...
[05:57] ---
    H-Hideyoshi? Why are you dressed like that?
[06:00] ---
    Oh, I get it! You're gonna comfort me, right?
[06:03] ---
    "Male Nurse" "Comfort"
[06:05] ---
    This is a costume for the drama club.
[06:06] ---
    It's supposed to be a costume
    for a male nurse, but when I wear it,
[06:09] ---
    it looks like it was made for a woman.
[06:11] ---
    That should be "nurse," not "male nurse."
[06:14] ---
    What?! Then I misread the script?
[06:17] ---
    No wonder the front of
    the underwear doesn't open.
[06:20] ---
    What?!
[06:21] ---
    "Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble"
[06:22] ---
    The top was the type
    that opens in front, though.
[06:27] ---
    Geez, what're you guys doing?
[06:29] ---
    Yeah, how embarrassing.
[06:32] ---
    Big Sister!
[06:35] ---
    Give me a break, Hideyoshi.
[06:37] ---
    If you act stupid, people
    will look at me the same way.
[06:41] ---
    I'm not acting stupid, though.
[06:43] ---
    Not realizing it yourself
    proves that you're stupid!
[06:45] ---
    You being in Class F alone is bad enough,
[06:48] ---
    but on top of that, it's a parade of idiots!
[06:52] ---
    I'm embarrassed just to be a
    student in the same academy.
[06:55] ---
    You don't have to go that far!
[06:57] ---
    What can I say? It's the truth.
[06:58] ---
    Or, has your class's academic
    performance gotten better since then?
[07:03] ---
    This is a school.
[07:05] ---
    If you have time to fool around,
    I want you to study. Let's go, Rep.
[07:14] ---
    "Humiliation"
[07:15] ---
    Around that time, Mizuki Himeji
    was reading a specialized book.
[07:19] ---
    "How to deliver a love letter.
[07:22] ---
    When you don't have
    courage to give it in person,
[07:24] ---
    you can ask a close friend as well."
[07:27] ---
    A close... friend... huh?
[07:30] ---
    Minami...
[07:31] ---
    What is it, Mizuki?
[07:32] ---
    About Yoshii... To tell you the truth...
[07:36] ---
    Is that... Could it be that you, too?!
[07:38] ---
    What? Is it possible that... you, too?!
[07:42] ---
    Do you have ones that I'm missing?
[07:47] ---
    I should've asked Yoshii's
    close friend, not mine.
[07:52] ---
    Sakamoto...
[07:53] ---
    What is it, Himeji?
[07:54] ---
    I have a big favor to ask.
[07:56] ---
    Yeah?
[07:57] ---
    To tell you the truth... it's a love letter...
[08:02] ---
    W-Wait, Shouko! I didn't do anything wrong!
[08:05] ---
    You're already taken.
[08:07] ---
    A marriage registration form?! Hey, stop it!
[08:10] ---
    I'll never sign i--
[08:14] ---
    How mortifying...
[08:17] ---
    "If it's hard to give just the love letter,
[08:20] ---
    you can also give a present along with it."
[08:23] ---
    Uhm... Yoshii...
[08:24] ---
    What is it, Himeji?
[08:26] ---
    To tell you the truth... there's
    something I'd like to give to you.
[08:31] ---
    I baked cookies this mornin--
[08:36] ---
    Oh...? Yoshii?
[08:39] ---
    Yoshii! Where are you?! Yoshii!
[08:44] ---
    I was here first!
[08:44] ---
    Please have the cookies that I baked!
[08:46] ---
    Shh! Quiet!
[08:48] ---
    If she finds us, both of our lives will be...
[08:53] ---
    What're you fooling around for, Yoshii?!
[08:55] ---
    Ugh! Iron Man!
[08:57] ---
    Good timing! Help me carry some stuff!
[09:00] ---
    What?!
[09:02] ---
    "You can also secretly put
    it in their bag or shoe locker.
[09:06] ---
    That seems modest and sometimes
    it helps increase your likeability."
[09:10] ---
    I should've done this from the start.
[09:14] ---
    "Throb Counter"
[09:15] ---
    What're you doing, Mizuki?
[09:17] ---
    Huh? Ah... U-Uhm...
[09:19] ---
    Hm? This is...
[09:22] ---
    Th--
[09:23] ---
    This is...
SIGN    "Busty Pudding" "Get off with Pudding" "Loads of sexy photos of
    the busty, ponytailed Pudding!" "Expanded Issue" "Afro Publishing"
[09:32] ---
    Yuuji... where are you?
[09:37] ---
    If Shouko gets her hands on this...
[09:40] ---
    my life will be over!
[09:42] ---
    It's finally completed...
[09:44] ---
    The Complete Statistics on
    Bust Sizes! No copying is allowed!
[09:48] ---
    In the end... I couldn't even
    put it in his shoe locker, either.
[09:53] ---
    What should I do?
[09:54] ---
    Huh?! This envelope is...!
[09:58] ---
    This is rare in its own way.
[09:59] ---
    Ah, no, no! Where's my love letter?
    Did I drop it somewhere earlier?
[10:06] ---
    Man... Why am I the only one who...
[10:11] ---
    Feedback!
[10:13] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...
[10:15] ---
    Hm? What's this?
[10:17] ---
    C... Could it be... the
    questions for the next exam?
[10:21] ---
    Which means if I see these...
[10:23] ---
    If I know the questions in advance...
[10:25] ---
    even I could get a 100% score!
[10:28] ---
    Just kidding. That would be cheating!
[10:31] ---
    If I suddenly get a 100% score,
    people will suspect me right away!
[10:37] ---
    Oh?
[10:38] ---
    The box is torn.
[10:40] ---
    What should I do?
[10:42] ---
    Maybe I'll use the cardboard boxes
    from my classroom or something instead.
[10:45] ---
    "Enough with the stupidity --Principal"
[10:46] ---
    Humph.
[10:47] ---
    I'm done.
[10:49] ---
    You'll see them again when you take
    the prep test. Start preparing for it now.
[10:53] ---
    Okay.
[10:56] ---
    Ah! There it is! Good! I found i--
[11:01] ---
    Ah... Delivery... slip?
[11:05] ---
    What...? Whaaaaaat?!
[11:14] ---
    Idiot Test
[11:17] ---
    What's the matter, Himeji?
    You look bummed out.
[11:20] ---
    Yoshii!
[11:22] ---
    Well... Uhm...
[11:24] ---
    What is it? If there's something
    I can do to help, just say the word.
[11:28] ---
    Yoshii?
[11:29] ---
    Hm?
[11:31] ---
    To tell you the truth...
[11:33] ---
    It's gone!
[11:33] ---
    Where'd it go? My marriage registration form!
[11:36] ---
    The bust size list that
    I worked my ass off to complete...
[11:39] ---
    My treasured pictures that
    I went out of my way to buy...!
[11:41] ---
    Where did my costume go?!
[11:43] ---
    What's going on?! I put it in
    the safe and securely locked it!
[11:49] ---
    If you're talking about the cardboard
    boxes, Iron Man took some earlier.
[11:52] ---
    Wh...
[11:53] ---
    What?!
[11:54] ---
    And...
[11:54] ---
    Whaaaaat?!
[11:55] ---
    An important envelope was...?!
[11:58] ---
    So don't you have some idea?
[12:00] ---
    Well... at the place I dropped it, I found this.
[12:03] ---
    The delivery slip for the
    prep test exam papers...
[12:06] ---
    Then... when I dropped the exam
    papers... it got mixed into them!
[12:11] ---
    That safe is locked and students are not
    supposed to open it without permission.
[12:16] ---
    What should we do?
[12:17] ---
    We'll help you.
[12:19] ---
    Hm?
[12:19] ---
    We'll assist you!
[12:20] ---
    Don't be such a stranger! Just ask us.
[12:23] ---
    We can depend on each
    other when we have problems.
[12:24] ---
    Yuuji! Guys!
[12:26] ---
    That safe has things that
    are important to us as well!
[12:30] ---
    They may not be worth anything to others, but...
[12:32] ---
    They have our feelings in them!
    They're important to us!
[12:34] ---
    We'll take them back no matter what!
[12:37] ---
    Guys...
[12:38] ---
    Everyone... Thank you very much!
[12:40] ---
    Let's join hands and
[12:42] ---
    work together!
[12:43] ---
    Their feelings were not together.
[12:46] ---
    So they're in this safe, huh?
[12:48] ---
    It's a double lock that requires the
    key and the secret code number to open.
[12:51] ---
    So it won't open with just the
    key or just the code number, huh?
[12:54] ---
    What tight security.
[12:56] ---
    Why don't we just have
    Aki's Avatar break the door?
[12:58] ---
    I'll be the one who gets scolded, you know.
[13:00] ---
    Oh yeah! I've got an idea!
[13:03] ---
    What do we do?
[13:04] ---
    Our drama club once performed
    a story about a mysterious thief,
[13:07] ---
    and the thief used some technique
    to steal a treasure from a safe.
[13:10] ---
    Whoa!
[13:11] ---
    How did he do it?
[13:13] ---
    First, he prepared a fake treasure.
[13:16] ---
    Then he showed the fake treasure to
    the owner and told them that he stole it.
[13:20] ---
    The owner panicked and
    opened the safe to check it.
[13:24] ---
    And then, there, he stole the treasure for real.
[13:27] ---
    Amazing!
[13:28] ---
    That's smart!
[13:29] ---
    That's an explanation
    even idiots can understand.
[13:31] ---
    Okay then! Let's use that strategy!
[13:33] ---
    Yeah!
[13:36] ---
    Iron Man... Look at this!
[13:37] ---
    It's the prep test exam paper!
[13:39] ---
    Then, give that to me.
[13:40] ---
    What?
[13:49] ---
    Uhm... don't you have to
    open the safe and check?
[13:52] ---
    Do I need to do that when you
    have it in your hand right now, Yoshii?!
[13:56] ---
    But... Uhm...
[13:59] ---
    Oh?
[14:00] ---
    Hey, it didn't work.
[14:01] ---
    It went well on stage, though.
[14:03] ---
    I wonder what's different.
[14:05] ---
    The scenario.
[14:05] ---
    We have to open it on our own after all!
[14:08] ---
    But how?!
[14:09] ---
    We need both the key and the secret code number.
[14:11] ---
    What're we supposed to do?!
[14:13] ---
    Do you want me to help you?
[14:14] ---
    What?!
[14:16] ---
    You are...
[14:17] ---
    Kyouji Nemoto. He is
    the rep for Year 2, Class B.
[14:21] ---
    All we have to do is open that safe,
    right? Do you want me to help you?
[14:25] ---
    You can do it?!
[14:26] ---
    I can't do it by myself...
[14:28] ---
    but if you obtain the key,
    I'll handle the secret code number.
[14:31] ---
    Really?!
[14:32] ---
    Yeah, I promise.
[14:34] ---
    We can depend on each other
    when we have problems, right?
[14:37] ---
    Thank you, Nemoto!
[14:41] ---
    Where is it?!
[14:42] ---
    That's the one.
[14:43] ---
    So that's the key to the safe...
[14:44] ---
    No way! It's right behind Mr. Nishimura?!
[14:47] ---
    What do we do?
[14:47] ---
    This is hopeless.
[14:50] ---
    Okay then! Let's go with a decoy strategy!
[14:52] ---
    A-A decoy strategy?
[14:54] ---
    Someone will use their
    female charm to get his attention,
[14:56] ---
    and we'll take the key in the meantime.
[14:58] ---
    Then, Hideyoshi is perfect for that job, right?!
[15:00] ---
    Why me?
[15:01] ---
    Because we can't let Himeji do such a thing,
[15:03] ---
    and since Minami doesn't have
    any sexual charm, she'd mess up--
[15:05] ---
    My spine! My spine!
[15:05] ---
    "Argentine Backbreaker"
[15:07] ---
    "Japanese Name: Argentine-Style Back Bend"
[15:08] ---
    Who'd you say doesn't have any sexual charm?!
[15:08] ---
    I give! I give up! I give up!
[15:10] ---
    What're you doing?!
[15:11] ---
    Ah, well... There're many reasons for this
[15:14] ---
    and we're doing nothing ba-- Ahh!
[15:16] ---
    First my backbone, and now my skull!
[15:20] ---
    Man... That was terrible.
[15:21] ---
    That went deep, didn't it?
[15:23] ---
    But in that opening, I got the key to the safe.
[15:26] ---
    Yaay! Yaay!
[15:26] ---
    Good job, Muttsulini. Just as we planned!
[15:30] ---
    So I was the decoy?!
[15:33] ---
    Okay! It's unlocked!
[15:34] ---
    The next is the secret code number, huh?
[15:36] ---
    Don't touch it carelessly. If we
    make a mistake, the alarm will go off.
[15:40] ---
    I'm surprised that you know it well.
[15:41] ---
    Then what're you gonna do?
[15:42] ---
    Look at this.
[15:43] ---
    Whoa! This is...
[15:45] ---
    a nice digital camera.
[15:46] ---
    This is from earlier when
    Iron Man opened the safe.
[15:47] ---
    It's got pictures of him pressing the buttons!
[15:49] ---
    That's right. This is the
    secret code number for today.
[15:54] ---
    Whoa!
[15:56] ---
    I found it...
[15:57] ---
    I'm glad... that I was able to find it.
[16:00] ---
    I found mine, too!
[16:02] ---
    I'd better keep it more secure.
[16:04] ---
    I found it!
[16:06] ---
    I'm happy for you, Himeji.
[16:07] ---
    Yes! Thank you!
[16:10] ---
    Really... thank you very much!
[16:17] ---
    Oh! I found it! My costume!
[16:19] ---
    A... A bra, too?!
[16:21] ---
    On top of that, it's a front-hook bra!
[16:25] ---
    So that's what it's like, huh?
[16:27] ---
    Hm? Mizuki, you don't
    know about front-hook bras?
[16:31] ---
    They don't have it for my size. They
    said that the cups are too big for the clasp.
[16:36] ---
    That's not true! The clasps are well made!
[16:39] ---
    Who decided that front-hook
    bras are for flat chests?!
[16:41] ---
    Too big...
[16:41] ---
    Was it the country? Mountains? Rivers?!
[16:45] ---
    Hmm, so this is it?
[16:47] ---
    What're you doing, Nemoto?
[16:49] ---
    Well, just a little preparation.
[16:51] ---
    No, Nemoto!
[16:53] ---
    That's cheating!
[16:54] ---
    What're you saying now?
    You guys are the same, right?
[16:58] ---
    You entered the safe where the exam
    papers were kept without permission.
[17:01] ---
    If they find that out,
    you guys are cheaters, too!
[17:04] ---
    What?! We just came to get what we lost!
[17:09] ---
    You think such an excuse would work, Himeji?
[17:13] ---
    Has your time in Class F caused
    you to get infected by their stupidity?
[17:17] ---
    Results are all that matters
    in this world. In other words,
[17:20] ---
    the means doesn't matter!
[17:22] ---
    What?! But you can't...
[17:24] ---
    As long as I'm able to solve
    these questions on the test day,
[17:27] ---
    then it's my real ability, right?
[17:30] ---
    The questions given on that day
    happen to be the same questions. That's all!
[17:33] ---
    That logic is wrong!
[17:35] ---
    Are you trying to ruin this rare chance?
    That's why you guys are idiots.
[17:40] ---
    "Idiots"
[17:41] ---
    Even if my scores improve a bit,
    there'll be no harm to anyone.
[17:44] ---
    Even if I live honestly,
    there'll be no benefit to anyone.
[17:47] ---
    You don't even understand that,
    and that's why you guys are in Class F.
[17:51] ---
    It's not just your academic performance
    that's bad, it's your brains themselves!
[17:55] ---
    That's why it's the lowest class,
    home to all the academy's scum.
[17:58] ---
    You're wrong!
[18:01] ---
    Himeji...
[18:03] ---
    It's true that Class F's academic
    performance may not be good.
[18:06] ---
    But... But everyone's kind... considerate...
[18:10] ---
    fun and warm... It's a very nice class!
[18:16] ---
    Himeji...
[18:17] ---
    Class F is neither the
    lowest nor scum by any means!
[18:21] ---
    Humph! Either way...
[18:23] ---
    if they find out about this,
    you'll be suspended...
[18:26] ---
    or expelled in the worst case.
[18:28] ---
    You and I share the same fate. Listen.
[18:31] ---
    I don't know what you were doing here.
[18:35] ---
    And you didn't see me
    here, either. That's fine, right?
[18:41] ---
    Try and wise up, you dummies!
[18:54] ---
    Yuuji...
[18:55] ---
    Are we...
[18:57] ---
    idiots after all?
[18:59] ---
    You're just realizing it now?
    We are genuine idiots.
[19:03] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
[19:04] ---
    Are you upset that you were made a fool of?
[19:07] ---
    I don't care if someone makes a fool of me.
[19:09] ---
    But... when Himeji, Minami
    and the others are bad-mouthed...
[19:16] ---
    Himeji could've actually studied
    in Class A's better environment.
[19:22] ---
    She just happened to have bad
    luck and became a Class F student.
[19:25] ---
    When that's all it was, why does she
    have to be made a fool of like that?!
[19:30] ---
    Hmph! If you're that upset, do you wanna try it?
[19:35] ---
    What?
[19:36] ---
    Three months have almost passed.
[19:38] ---
    The period in which the losing class
    cannot declare war is almost over.
[19:41] ---
    Ah!
[19:42] ---
    I led the class to a loss because
    I took it lightly last time. Sorry about that.
[19:48] ---
    Yuuji...
[19:49] ---
    But it's also true that we got close.
[19:51] ---
    I won't make the same clumsy mistake ever again!
[19:55] ---
    How about it, do you wanna try one more time?
[20:01] ---
    What're you saying?! Of course, Yuuji!
[20:04] ---
    We'll win this time and show
    everyone we're no ordinary idiots!
[20:09] ---
    Let's do it, the Summoner Test War!
[20:12] ---
    Yeah! Well then, let's
    go settle things, shall we?!
[20:15] ---
    Before that...
[20:16] ---
    Hm?
[20:16] ---
    I'll go ask Himeji to give me her cookies.
[20:18] ---
    Good idea!
[20:20] ---
    It's not fair that we're the only ones
    who get the short end of the stick.
[20:23] ---
    Awaken!
[20:26] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[20:29] ---
    vs. "Combined Subjects"
[20:31] ---
    Yaay!
[20:36] ---
    What's this?
[20:37] ---
    It's the prep test exam paper... isn't it?
[20:40] ---
    Which means that if I memorize this,
    I'll get a 100% score in the next test!
[20:48] ---
    Geez, they're real idiots.
[20:51] ---
    Questions that were made
    public won't be on the test.
[20:54] ---
    Oh no...!
[21:01] ---
    Did Aki and Yuuji do this by any chance?
[21:04] ---
    Yoshii...
[21:07] ---
    Yoshii! Sakamoto! What the hell are you doing?!
[21:13] ---
    We're sorry!
[21:15] ---
    Huh?!
[21:16] ---
    What's the meaning... of doing such a thing?!
[21:19] ---
    We were just trying to play a prank!
[21:20] ---
    We got too carried away!
[21:22] ---
    Don't lie! What're you up t--
[21:26] ---
    We're really... sorry!
[21:31] ---
    Is there a reason you can't tell me the truth?
[21:33] ---
    No. This was a prank.
[21:35] ---
    Have you two... ever meekly apologized before?
[21:45] ---
    Okay... Then you're both
    getting the demon's remedial class!
[21:49] ---
    Whaaaat?!
[21:51] ---
    Be prepared! I'll teach
    you even better than usual!
[21:54] ---
    This is a punishment for your prank!
[22:02] ---
    Yes sir!
[22:10] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:16] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:19] ---
    Jugyou owari shifuku no jikan
[22:22] ---
    Tatoeru no nara “Maji de Angel!”
[22:25] ---
    Fui no kokuchi heiwa kowashita
[22:28] ---
    Tsuishi no shirase “Jigoku da!”
[22:32] ---
    Tomodachi tono warai banashi ni
[22:35] ---
    “Iru wake naiyo sonna baka”
[22:38] ---
    Demo hontou wa mune no oku dewa
[22:41] ---
    Sakendetanda “Jibun ga! Sou deshita!”
[22:45] ---
    Chuusha jou de miru “Tsukigime” no koto
[22:51] ---
    Kaisha no namae dato omotteta...
[22:57] ---
    Zutto...
[23:00] ---
    Baka mo tooseba otoko date
[23:03] ---
    Bokura no joushiki hijoushiki?
[23:06] ---
    Ruuru wa muyou sa kono sekai
[23:09] ---
    Yakiniku teishoku gekokujou
[23:12] ---
    Miroyo!
[23:14] ---
    Nishi kara nobotta ohisama ga shizunde iku
[23:18] ---
    Hashire! Mou gohan da
[23:21] ---
    Ouchi ni kaerou! Ouchi ni kaerou!
[23:36] ---
    "Nemoto"
[23:37] ---
    Oh? What's this? A present from a girl?!
[23:41] ---
    I'm quite the guy, aren't I?
[23:43] ---
    I think I'll eat them before Yuuka finds out.
[23:47] ---
    That's the sound of his soul being taken away.
[23:52] ---
    Question 11.
[23:53] ---
    What was the tactic often used by
    the German military during World War II
[23:56] ---
    that used a combination of
    bombing and armored divisions?
[23:59] ---
    Let's go full blast!
[24:00] ---
    Please value your life.
[24:01] ---
    Next Episode! "Rivals,
    Love Letters, and Blitz Tactics."
[24:04] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Please join us again next week!"
    "Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

11 - Rivals, Love Letters, and Blitz Tactics

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[00:16] ---
    "Time: 15:47"
[00:18] ---
    So, whoever loses this rock-paper-scissors match
[00:21] ---
    is gonna go declare war on
    Class D. No problems, right?
[00:25] ---
    Plain old rock-paper-scissors is boring.
[00:27] ---
    Let's make it so that it's okay
    to use psychological tactics.
[00:29] ---
    Then, I'll use rock!
[00:31] ---
    Then if you don't use rock... I'll kill you!
[00:36] ---
    What?!
[00:36] ---
    Rock-paper-scissors!
[00:40] ---
    Well then, get going.
[00:42] ---
    No way!
[00:44] ---
    Don't worry, Akihisa. Many Class D
    students like good-looking boys.
[00:48] ---
    So they won't give you hell.
[00:50] ---
    I see. Then I'll definitely be okay, huh?
[00:52] ---
    But you're ugly, so...
[00:54] ---
    How rude! My good looks span all 365 degrees!
[00:59] ---
    You've got an extra 5 degrees there.
[01:01] ---
    So it's actually 5 degrees.
[01:03] ---
    I hate you all!
[01:04] ---
    Okay then! We're counting on you!
[01:06] ---
    "Time: 16:05"
[01:10] ---
    Now no one will marry me!
[01:17] ---
    What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?
[01:22] ---
    One more chance, one more
    chance. Never never give up!
[01:25] ---
    One more chance, one
    more chance. Never give up!
[01:29] ---
    BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts-
[01:38] ---
    "Nice to encounter you,"
    that one's too easy!
[01:41] ---
    There's only one answer
    that I decided on at the start
[01:44] ---
    My heart fluttered. Will I pass?
[01:46] ---
    I won't panic whether
    it's a matter of love or war
[01:49] ---
    I sigh as I cram all night long
[01:51] ---
    There's a genius dreamer inside of me
[01:54] ---
    It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true
[01:56] ---
    Pay no mind to other people's worlds
[01:59] ---
    Perfect-area complete!
[02:02] ---
    I'll definitely be waiting right here.
[02:04] ---
    Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it
[02:11] ---
    Ah! Ear! Ear!
[02:12] ---
    Why? We just keep missing each other
[02:15] ---
    If you came to me for advice, it'd go like
[02:18] ---
    "So, friends?" "Yes, friends."
[02:21] ---
    That's a sad 0 points.
[02:23] ---
    No! Do it again! Rewrite it!
[02:26] ---
     I'm serious, one
    more chance please
[02:28] ---
    You know, there's a future
    more wonderful than now
[02:33] ---
    Make it more wonderful than
    now... my life, my life, my life
[02:42] ---
    "Time: 10:30"
[02:43] ---
    "Fumizuki Academy"
[02:45] ---
    As planned, starting this afternoon
[02:47] ---
    an ST War between Year 2,
    Classes F and D will take place.
[02:51] ---
    Good. I like idiots who never learn.
[02:54] ---
    Is there a chance they can win this time?
[02:56] ---
    Well, about that...
[02:56] ---
    "Episode 11" "Rivals, Love Letters,
    and Blitz Tactics"
[02:58] ---
    What is it?
[03:00] ---
    About Yuuji Sakamoto in Class F...
[03:02] ---
    His scores have been going
    down in each periodical test.
[03:05] ---
    What?! And they're trying
    to beat Class D like that?
[03:10] ---
    Seriously, they're taking it lightly.
    Do they think ST wars are just a game?
[03:15] ---
    No, Principal...
[03:19] ---
    Please look at this.
[03:20] ---
    Hm?
[03:23] ---
    "Time: 14:35"
[03:25] ---
    "Year 2, Class F"
[03:27] ---
    Clear away anything that'll be in our way...
[03:29] ---
    or we won't be able to move
    around if they attack us in here.
[03:32] ---
    If we win, we'll exchange our cardboard
    boxes with Class D's desks, right?
[03:36] ---
    So we'll say goodbye to these boxes, huh?
[03:38] ---
    So we'll finally have a decent
    classroom. Let's do our best, Himeji.
[03:42] ---
    Yes. Let's do our best, Yoshii.
[03:45] ---
    "Surprised Akihisa"
[03:46] ---
    "Love Letter"
[03:48] ---
    I wonder... if that's a
    love letter to Yuuji after all...
[03:52] ---
    "Misconception"
[03:53] ---
    But Yuuji's got Kirishima...
[03:56] ---
    It sure is hard to give it to him, isn't it?
[03:56] ---
    "None of your business"
[03:59] ---
    Excuse me, but if you put
    captions, it reduces my part.
[04:04] ---
    "Year 2, Class D"
[04:05] ---
    That stupid Class F has
    declared war on us, Class D.
[04:09] ---
    They're after our classroom equipment.
[04:11] ---
    "Class D"
[04:13] ---
    Teach them that their classroom
    is just what idiots deserve!
[04:20] ---
    Let's start the strategic meeting.
[04:23] ---
    Calling it "strategic" is too dramatic, Yuuji.
[04:25] ---
    We've got Himeji, so it'll be a piece of cake.
[04:28] ---
    Yeah, Himeji's strength
    is Class A level, after all...
[04:31] ---
    No! That's too optimistic.
[04:33] ---
    Class E lost because they didn't
    know that Mizuki Himeji was in Class F.
[04:38] ---
    However, the same tactic won't work on us.
[04:42] ---
    Our classroom is located at the
    end of the new school building.
[04:44] ---
    Class F is in the old building.
[04:46] ---
    Since the fighting power will be
    spread out due to the large battlefield,
[04:49] ---
    we'll be at an advantage
    since we have better scores.
[04:52] ---
    If Himeji marches in there alone,
    she'll receive a concentrated attack,
[04:56] ---
    and so she won't be able to reach their rep.
[05:00] ---
    Then what will we do?
[05:02] ---
    We'll go with Blitz tactics this time.
[05:04] ---
    The Force Recon unit will charge the
    enemy's trenches and confuse the rear
[05:08] ---
    in order to create an opening
    in their defenses. Then, Himeji...
[05:11] ---
    Yes.
[05:12] ---
    You make a fierce attack on their
    center in one shot using that opening,
[05:15] ---
    and bring down the Class D Rep, Genji Hiraga.
[05:18] ---
    Okay!
[05:19] ---
    If we divide our strength, we can't win.
[05:21] ---
    Forget defense, we'll put
    everything into our attack!
[05:24] ---
    We'll attack in one shot
    and win before we can lose!
[05:27] ---
    Offense is the best defense!
[05:29] ---
    They'll put all their energy into
    attacks, so they'll have a weak defense.
[05:33] ---
    However, Sakamoto's score
    is in the bottom rankings.
[05:36] ---
    As long as there's no one guarding him,
    we can bring him down with one blow.
[05:40] ---
    Don't put up with their
    cocky attitude! Crush them!
[05:43] ---
    "Time: 15:30"
[05:43] ---
    And thus the war began.
[05:45] ---
    "War Commencement"
[05:46] ---
    Okay, let's begin the war!
[05:48] ---
    Yeah!
[05:50] ---
    Akihisa. Command the
    front lines as the unit leader.
[05:53] ---
    What? Me?
[05:55] ---
    Yeah. You're the key to this operation.
[05:58] ---
    I've come up with a tactic unique to
    Class F. Use it to confuse the enemy.
[06:03] ---
    Okay!
[06:07] ---
    Snakes...
[06:15] ---
    Summon!
[06:16] ---
    We got beaten.
[06:18] ---
    What? You came back?
[06:20] ---
    You thought I'd die?! Five of our
    people were sent to the remedial class!
[06:24] ---
    Muttsulini, show us the enemy's student list.
[06:27] ---
    Hm?
[06:28] ---
    Akihisa, what was the enemy's lineup like?
[06:30] ---
    This, this, and this one
    were on the front lines.
[06:34] ---
    The rest were... Oh?
    Where're the guys' pictures?
[06:37] ---
    I don't have those.
[06:39] ---
    I see. Many of them aren't good at math.
[06:42] ---
    Then, shall I go charge them?
[06:44] ---
    I planned that way from the start.
[06:46] ---
    We've already secured the
    math teacher Mr. Hasegawa as well.
[06:49] ---
    What did I sacrifice myself for then?!
[06:51] ---
    Sugawa! Prepare for the special mission.
[06:54] ---
    Roger.
[06:55] ---
    "Time: 15:46"
[06:55] ---
    Everyone, make a sortie!
    Let's start the operation!
[06:58] ---
    Mr. Hasegawa! Please give us approval!
[07:00] ---
    I approve!
[07:03] ---
    Summon!
[07:04] ---
    Here I come!
[07:08] ---
    I won't lose against Class D in a math fight!
[07:17] ---
    You jerks!
[07:25] ---
    vs. "Math"
[07:31] ---
    Those who died with their score reduced
    to zero will be given a remedial class!
[07:34] ---
    Ugh! Iron Man?!
[07:35] ---
    Ah! I don't wanna take
    the demon's remedial class!
[07:38] ---
    That's not a remedial class! It's torture!
[07:40] ---
    It's also respectable education!
[07:42] ---
    I'll make you ideal students
    whose hobby is studying
[07:46] ---
    and who look up to Kinjirou
    Ninomiya. So prepare yourself!
[07:51] ---
    All right! Let's break through
    the enemy's line of defense!
[07:58] ---
    Class F's Shimada has
    entered the new school building!
[08:00] ---
    All right! Now's our chance!
[08:07] ---
    Capture Mr. Hasegawa!
[08:09] ---
    What?!
[08:10] ---
    Some enemies laid in ambush in the
    bathroom. Mr. Hasegawa got caught.
[08:13] ---
    It's their trap.
[08:15] ---
    Then what'll happen to Minami?!
[08:17] ---
    "Math"
[08:19] ---
    Ah?! The math field is...
[08:22] ---
    This is bad!
[08:23] ---
    That's the classical
    Japanese teacher Mr. Takenaka!
[08:28] ---
    I approve the fight in classical Japanese.
[08:31] ---
    "Math" "Classical Japanese"
[08:32] ---
    Oh no! That's the subject I'm bad at!
[08:35] ---
    Leave the matter to me!
[08:37] ---
    Sugawa!
[08:38] ---
    Buy some time!
[08:40] ---
    Okay. Let's stick it out, Minami!
[08:42] ---
    But how?!
[08:44] ---
    Ah!
[08:45] ---
    So it's you, honey... It has to be you, honey?!
[08:48] ---
    M-Miharu?!
[08:50] ---
    It's true that I can't be a fighting
    puppet that follows his orders!
[08:54] ---
    Huh?
[08:55] ---
    I'll bring you down, honey! Summon!
[08:59] ---
    To think that lovers are
    fated to fight each other...
[09:02] ---
    As I thought, you and I are
    connected by destiny, aren't we?!
[09:06] ---
    I can't fight in classical Japanese!
[09:08] ---
    I'll help you!
[09:09] ---
    Kinoshita!
[09:12] ---
    Your attention please.
[09:14] ---
    This is an urgent message for
    the math teacher Ms. Funakoshi.
[09:17] ---
    That's Sugawa!
[09:19] ---
    Ms. Funakoshi, Akihisa Yoshii is
    waiting for you in front of Class D.
[09:24] ---
    What?
[09:25] ---
    Math teacher Ms. Funakoshi,
    a 45-year-old single woman.
[09:29] ---
    She's a spinster who missed her
    chance to get married. It's rumored
[09:32] ---
    that she asks students to date
    her in return for school credit.
[09:36] ---
    Yoshii says that he wants to talk
    to you about something important,
[09:39] ---
    not as student and teacher but as man and woman.
[09:42] ---
    Please hurry to the Class D classroom.
[09:45] ---
    Sugawa!
[09:47] ---
    Ah! It's Ms. Funakoshi!
[09:49] ---
    What?!
[09:50] ---
    You're amazing, Unit Leader
    Yoshii! You really are the man!
[09:53] ---
    To think you'd sacrifice
    yourself for the class...!
[09:55] ---
    Everyone! Don't waste
    Unit Leader Yoshii's death!
[09:58] ---
    Yeah!
[09:59] ---
    Sugawa!
[10:02] ---
    You were too optimistic, Hiraga!
[10:03] ---
    We've had another math
    teacher secured in reserve!
[10:06] ---
    Muttsulini! Remove Mr. Takenaka!
[10:09] ---
    Roger.
[10:11] ---
    Teacher... your wig is slipping.
[10:15] ---
    Ahh! I'm leaving to attend
    to some urgent matters!
[10:19] ---
    "Math" "Classical Japanese"
[10:19] ---
    Now!
[10:20] ---
    Ms. Funakoshi! Please approve!
[10:22] ---
    "Math"
[10:22] ---
    "Math" "Math"
[10:23] ---
    "Math"
[10:24] ---
    I won't lose any more!
[10:28] ---
    Take... this!
[10:30] ---
    vs. "Math"
[10:39] ---
    The path is clear!
[10:41] ---
    It's your turn, Himeji!
[10:43] ---
    Okay! I'm summoning my Avatar! Summon!
[10:46] ---
    But you're a little too late!
[10:50] ---
    Emergency!
[10:51] ---
    What's the matter, Muttsulini?
[10:53] ---
    "Do not open it carelessly"
[10:54] ---
    "Do not open nonchalantly"
[10:54] ---
    "Academy Discipline Reinforcement Week
    Don’t rip off Move, old hag!!"
[10:55] ---
    The spy cameras have detected
    enemies. You're surrounded!
[11:00] ---
    There he is! It's Sakamoto!
[11:01] ---
    He's unguarded! Now's our chance!
[11:03] ---
    Don't be so hasty. I'll take you on now.
[11:07] ---
    "Time: 16:18"
[11:10] ---
    Humph. He made a fool of us.
[11:12] ---
    "Yuuji Sakamoto, Year 2, Class F Rep"
[11:12] ---
    "Periodical test scores for each subject"
[11:13] ---
    Looks like he wasn't once called
    a whiz kid for nothing, huh?
[11:17] ---
    Can't be! I heard your score was at the bottom!
[11:20] ---
    Isn't that information outdated?
[11:22] ---
    Well, I didn't put the latest score
    in the info I had Muttsulini leak, so...
[11:29] ---
    Okay then... Here I come!
[11:31] ---
    Wh-Why...?
[11:33] ---
    I'm sorry.
[11:36] ---
    There's no enemy before me.
[11:37] ---
    "Time: 16:25"
[11:38] ---
    "War Over"
[11:44] ---
    Okay, Idiot Test.
[11:47] ---
    We did it, Yoshii!
[11:50] ---
    I never thought that Yuuji was studying.
[11:53] ---
    This is just the beginning.
[11:55] ---
    Our real goal is Class A!
[12:00] ---
    In order to achieve that,
    we'll bring down Class B next!
[12:05] ---
    Class B... The class with that Nemoto?
[12:08] ---
    "(Curse!) Congrats"
[12:09] ---
    As soon as our after-war recovery
    tests are over, we'll declare war on Class B.
[12:13] ---
    So, Akihisa. There's a
    task only you can carry out.
[12:20] ---
    "Middle" "Idiot"
[12:20] ---
    Is there anything you want to say?
[12:22] ---
    I can't believe you fell for it so many times.
[12:24] ---
    Argh!
[12:28] ---
    They're just Class F. And they're
    declaring war on us? How amusing.
[12:31] ---
    I think we'll teach them a few lessons.
[12:32] ---
    Are you gonna be okay, Kyouji?
    Class F defeated Classes E and D.
[12:39] ---
    Are you afraid of Class F, Yuuka?
[12:41] ---
    Don't make me laugh.
    No matter how hard Class F tries,
[12:44] ---
    they can't defeat us, Class C.
[12:47] ---
    Then it's all the more true that
    they won't defeat Class B, right?
[12:51] ---
    Yeah, but...
[12:52] ---
    However, they keep winning.
    There's gotta be some trick to it.
[12:56] ---
    If so, we won't do anything
    risky like fighting them head-on.
[13:00] ---
    Kyouji...
[13:01] ---
    Just wait and see. I'm not an idiot, you know.
[13:04] ---
    I'll pay them back for
    what they did the other day.
[13:08] ---
    So that's the strategy.
[13:10] ---
    Everyone, fight with all your might.
    If you do, we can win for sure!
[13:13] ---
    Yeah!
[13:15] ---
    "Time: 17:28"
[13:15] ---
    Well then, dismissed!
[13:16] ---
    "Dismiss"
[13:17] ---
    "Temporary"
[13:17] ---
    See you.
[13:20] ---
    Was it really okay not to exchange
    our equipment with Class D's?
[13:23] ---
    Yeah, I'm sowing seeds for later.
[13:26] ---
    Sowing?
[13:27] ---
    Just look forward to seeing what blooms.
[13:29] ---
    "Time: 17:31"
[13:33] ---
    What's this?!
[13:35] ---
    This is terrible... Who did this?
[13:37] ---
    Probably Class B students.
[13:40] ---
    They tried to hinder our recovery
    tests by breaking our pencils, huh?
[13:44] ---
    What a petty thing to do.
[13:46] ---
    How bland...
[13:48] ---
    Ah!
[13:48] ---
    Hm?
[13:49] ---
    What's the matter, Himeji?
[13:51] ---
    Ah... no, nothing.
[13:53] ---
    Ah!
[13:56] ---
    How dare Nemoto...
[13:58] ---
    I won't forgive him no matter what!
[14:01] ---
    Calm down. Don't lose your head.
[14:03] ---
    But...!
[14:03] ---
    If we beat them in the ST war,
    that'll be enough payback.
[14:07] ---
    But if we lose our heads, we can't win.
    That's also part of his strategy.
[14:12] ---
    "Time: 14:51"
[14:13] ---
    And thus the showdown foreordained to happen
[14:15] ---
    between Classes F and B began.
[14:18] ---
    Let's start the war! Brace yourself and fight!
[14:20] ---
    Yeah!
[14:23] ---
    Everyone! Charge!
[14:26] ---
    Here they come!
[14:28] ---
    Humph, they sure are stupid.
[14:30] ---
    Do as we planned! They
    have no chance of winning!
[14:33] ---
    Charge!
[14:36] ---
    Dammit! They're too strong for us!
[14:42] ---
    Do we really not stand a chance?
[14:45] ---
    That's just what you'd expect
    from Class B. They're strong.
[14:47] ---
    Yoshii!
[14:48] ---
    Himeji! I thought it wasn't your turn yet...
[14:50] ---
    Sakamoto said to use this when you're in a bind!
[14:53] ---
    Yuuji did? This is...! Okay!
[14:57] ---
    Everyone, listen good!
[14:59] ---
    Class B Rep Nemoto has a girlfriend!
[15:02] ---
    What?!
[15:04] ---
    Class C Rep Yuuka Koyama is his girlfriend!
[15:07] ---
    What?!
[15:09] ---
    On top of that, his lunches
    are being prepared by her!
[15:13] ---
    What?!
[15:17] ---
    When the outrageous fury reaches its peak,
[15:21] ---
    the inquisition group FFF
    delivers merciless slaughter
[15:26] ---
    that makes things like the
    demon's remedial class seem pleasant.
[15:29] ---
    Unforgivable!
[15:32] ---
    "Inquisition Group"
[15:35] ---
    How dare he alone be happy!
[15:38] ---
    Do you understand the pain felt
    by those of us without a girlfriend?!
[15:41] ---
    What the heck's with these guys?!
[15:42] ---
    They're dangerous! Defend with all your might!
[15:48] ---
    The tides of war have changed! Charge!
[15:55] ---
    What's with these guys?!
[15:57] ---
    Aren't they afraid of the remedial class?
[15:59] ---
    What's the matter?
[16:00] ---
    These Class F guys are desperate.
[16:02] ---
    They took quite a few of our
    comrades with them when they fell.
[16:05] ---
    Hm... Maybe it's time to
    take out a little insurance policy.
[16:08] ---
    "Time: 15:21"
[16:10] ---
    Those who died will be given a remedial class!
[16:15] ---
    Sugawa... I won't waste your sacrifice.
[16:18] ---
    It did... help to calm my fury.
[16:22] ---
    So you still had a grudge against
    him about Ms. Funakoshi, huh?
[16:26] ---
    Our group has shrunk. Let's change formation!
[16:29] ---
    Yeah!
[16:30] ---
    Those who've been weakened,
    go take the recovery test!
[16:37] ---
    Ah, Hime--
[16:40] ---
    That's... Nemoto!
[16:42] ---
    Why did you mess up our classroom?
[16:45] ---
    Do you have any evidence that we did it?
[16:48] ---
    That's...
[16:50] ---
    We did it and there's evidence, too.
[16:53] ---
    Unforgivable! I'm summoning my Avat--
[16:56] ---
    Oops, that was close.
[16:59] ---
    Ah!
[17:01] ---
    Aren't I considerate, showing
    the evidence even though I did it?
[17:05] ---
    Oh no...
[17:06] ---
    This was an unexpected bonus.
    A love letter in this day and age? How cute.
[17:12] ---
    Please give it back to me!
[17:14] ---
    I wonder what's written in it.
[17:19] ---
    Oops. I think I'll keep it to enjoy later.
[17:23] ---
    You're such a...
[17:24] ---
    Really, I don't have to do this to win the war.
[17:27] ---
    But this is in lieu of insurance.
[17:29] ---
    I'll give this back to you
    when the ST war is over.
[17:31] ---
    That is if I didn't change my mind.
[17:38] ---
    What's the matter, Akihisa?
    Did you run from a fight?
[17:41] ---
    If so, I'll beat you up with two fingers.
[17:42] ---
    Yuuji, I need to talk to you.
[17:44] ---
    What is it?
[17:45] ---
    I want you to remove Himeji from the battle.
[17:48] ---
    Did something happen?
[17:49] ---
    I can't tell you the reason.
[17:52] ---
    If you say so, that's fine.
[17:54] ---
    But...
[17:56] ---
    ...the task that Himeji was
    going to carry out... is yours now.
[17:59] ---
    Okay.
[18:00] ---
    Launch a surprise raid on
    the enemy's headquarters.
[18:02] ---
    You can pick the method.
[18:04] ---
    Can you do it?
[18:06] ---
    I'll try.
[18:07] ---
    No! I'll do it!
[18:09] ---
    That's the spirit, Akihisa.
[18:11] ---
    "Time: 16:28"
[18:12] ---
    Also, Yuuji...
[18:13] ---
    What is it?
[18:14] ---
    "Time: 16:29"
[18:15] ---
    Akihisa... Are we really gonna do it?
[18:18] ---
    If I am to launch a surprise raid on
    Class B myself, this is the only way.
[18:21] ---
    But you won't get summoning approval, right?
[18:24] ---
    Not to worry. I have this.
[18:27] ---
    Awaken!
[18:28] ---
    Go!
[18:36] ---
    This is nothing!
[18:42] ---
    Wh-What's this?
[18:44] ---
    I'm not done yet!
[18:48] ---
    Are you okay, Akihisa?!
[18:51] ---
    I'm okay. This is nothing.
[18:54] ---
    No matter what happens...
[18:57] ---
    I'll make this plan succeed for sure!
[19:01] ---
    No matter what happens...
[19:04] ---
    for Himeji's sake, too!
[19:18] ---
    There he is!
[19:23] ---
    You thought that I'd keep myself defenseless?
[19:26] ---
    Your surprise raid has failed!
[19:28] ---
    Gotcha!
[19:29] ---
    Muttsulini!
[19:33] ---
    What?!
[19:35] ---
    We'll fight in Health and
    Physical Education. Summon!
[19:39] ---
    vs. "Health and Physical Education"
[19:41] ---
    C-Can't be...! He jumped
    in along with the teacher?!
[19:45] ---
    Iron Man Nishimura, who's
    in charge of remedial classes,
[19:47] ---
    can not only approve fights in all the subjects,
[19:50] ---
    but he is also outstanding in sporting ability.
[19:55] ---
    Geez...
[19:57] ---
    The war is over! Class F is the winner!
[20:02] ---
    "Class F Win"
[20:04] ---
    What a shame, Nemoto.
[20:06] ---
    Sakamoto...
[20:08] ---
    Now, I've got a proposal to
    make to all of you in Class B.
[20:12] ---
    Under normal circumstances, we'd exchange
[20:14] ---
    our cardboard boxes with Class B equipment.
[20:17] ---
    But if you meet our condition, we
    can make an exception and excuse you.
[20:21] ---
    Condition?
[20:22] ---
    Nemoto! If you wear this and follow my orders,
[20:25] ---
    I'll excuse your class from the exchange.
[20:27] ---
    What?! Don't be ridiculous!
    Why would I do such a foolish...
[20:31] ---
    Everyone in Class B will make sure that happens!
[20:33] ---
    We promise! Leave it to us!
[20:35] ---
    We'll do everything in our
    power to make him wear it!
[20:36] ---
    Hey! I won't wear something like...
[20:40] ---
    You'll pay for this! Stop it! Stop it!
[20:41] ---
    Is this what you wanted?
[20:43] ---
    You don't have to take
    off my underwear, do you?!
[20:45] ---
    Yeah!
[20:50] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[20:56] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[20:59] ---
    The end of the school day is bliss
[21:02] ---
    If I am to put it into words, "It's really angelic!"
[21:05] ---
    My peace was shattered
    by a sudden announcement
[21:08] ---
    Talking about the make up test. "This is Hell!"
[21:12] ---
    While my friends and I were
    sharing funny stories, I said,
[21:15] ---
    "There's no way anyone is that stupid"
[21:18] ---
    But the truth is, deep down in my heart
[21:21] ---
    I was shouting, "That was me!"
[21:25] ---
    About that "Monthly Parking"
    sign you see in the parking lot
[21:31] ---
    I thought it was the name of a company...
[21:37] ---
    All this time...
[21:40] ---
    Sticking to your idiocy can be cool
[21:43] ---
    Is our common sense nonsense?
[21:46] ---
    We don't need rules in this world
[21:49] ---
    It's dog eat dog food! It's social upheaval!
[21:52] ---
    Look!
[21:54] ---
    The sun that rose from the west is setting
[21:58] ---
    Run home! It's dinner time already.
[22:01] ---
    Let's go home! Let's go home!
[22:16] ---
    Here you go, Himeji.
[22:18] ---
    Thank you very much, Yoshii! I'm really glad.
[22:23] ---
    Uhm, Himeji... That letter...
[22:27] ---
    Yes. This is that unhappy chain letter.
[22:31] ---
    Just because it was
    taking forever for me to mail it,
[22:35] ---
    I caused everyone trouble, didn't I?
[22:39] ---
    Himeji!
[22:40] ---
    I had hardships because of this letter...
[22:43] ---
    but I experienced many happy things, too.
[22:46] ---
    So I don't need it anymore.
[22:51] ---
    I don't think I should
    depend on this letter anymore.
[22:57] ---
    I want to tell my feelings
    directly with my own words.
[23:03] ---
    I can't do it yet,
[23:06] ---
    but there is one thing that I can do now.
[23:09] ---
    Yoshii...
[23:10] ---
    What is it, Himeji?
[23:12] ---
    Can I call you Akihisa?
[23:15] ---
    What? Well, that's... You see, those
    FFF guys will get upset, so Hideyoshi...
[23:21] ---
    Is it okay, Akihisa?
[23:26] ---
    Yeah!
[23:29] ---
    Yuuji, why are you obsessed with the
    ST war? Do you want nice equipment?
[23:35] ---
    I'm not interested in things like desks.
[23:38] ---
    I want to prove that academic ability
    isn't all that matters in life. That's all.
[23:43] ---
    So, Shouko. Don't hold back.
[23:47] ---
    I know. I'll fight in earnest.
[23:52] ---
    Question 12.
[23:53] ---
    What do you call the last scene in a story,
[23:55] ---
    such as a novel or play,
    where things get resolved?
[23:58] ---
    Final boss battle.
[23:59] ---
    You don't have enough experience points.
[24:00] ---
    Next Episode! "Love, Courage, and
    Our Battle Has Just Begun! (Temporary)"
[24:03] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Please join us again next week!"
    "Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

12 - Love, Courage and Our Battle Has Just Begun!

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[00:18] ---
    Well then, shall we call it a day?
[00:21] ---
    Yeah.
[00:23] ---
    Huh?
[00:24] ---
    What's the matter, Akihisa?
[00:27] ---
    It's been acting strange since
    the midterm we took the other day.
[00:34] ---
    It disappeared.
[00:37] ---
    Maybe you don't know how to use it that well?
[00:39] ---
    Did you read the manual?
[00:41] ---
    Let's see... "Do not touch it with wet hands.
[00:44] ---
    Do not step on it.
    Do not use it as a hand strap.
[00:47] ---
    Do not give it to your girlfriend.
[00:48] ---
    Do not pawn it.
[00:50] ---
    Keep out of the reach of children."
[00:53] ---
    I don't see anything out of
    the ordinary written in here.
[00:55] ---
    This is...
[00:55] ---
    "For ages 13 and above."
[00:57] ---
    That's it!
[00:59] ---
    I'm over 13!
[01:01] ---
    Everything but your mind is.
[01:04] ---
    Th-That's not true! I've got many
    books that are for 18 and over, too!
[01:08] ---
    We'd like to hear all about them.
[01:11] ---
    Depending on your answer...
[01:14] ---
    Haven't you heard "the bird that
    keeps quiet does not get shot"?
[01:22] ---
    Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou
[01:27] ---
    One more chance, one more
    chance. Never never give up!
[01:30] ---
    One more chance, one
    more chance. Never give up!
[01:34] ---
    BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts-
[01:43] ---
    Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo
[01:46] ---
    Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu
[01:49] ---
    Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?
[01:51] ---
    Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai
[01:54] ---
    Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki
[01:56] ---
    Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer
[01:59] ---
    Omou koto mina kanaeba iina
[02:01] ---
    Hito no sekai wa kinishinai
[02:04] ---
    Perfect-area complete!
[02:07] ---
    Zettai koko de matterunda
[02:09] ---
    Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo
[02:16] ---
    Ah! Ear! Ear!
[02:17] ---
    Why? Tomaranai surechigai
[02:20] ---
    Watashi ga soudan aite nara
[02:23] ---
    "Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."
[02:26] ---
    Kanashiki rei ten dane
[02:28] ---
    No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi
[02:31] ---
    Honki de one more chance please
[02:33] ---
    Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni
[02:38] ---
    Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!
[02:47] ---
    Good morning, Aki. It's time to get up.
[02:50] ---
    Hmm... Good morning, Sis.
[02:53] ---
    Your breakfast is ready.
[02:55] ---
    Since you're fighting Class A
    in the Summoner Test War today,
[02:59] ---
    for breakfast, I did something to help
    give you luck so that you'll fight well.
[03:03] ---
    You want to beat the enemy.
    So I put steak and breaded pork cutlet...
[03:07] ---
    Really?!
[03:08] ---
    ...pictures under your pillow.
[03:11] ---
    What... Just pictures?
[03:13] ---
    What do you think? You think you can win?
[03:15] ---
    Your actions are so complicated that
    I don't feel like you're supporting me.
[03:18] ---
    You're right. You are at that age
    where boys have a big appetite,
[03:21] ---
    so I imagine pictures alone can't satisfy you.
[03:24] ---
    I anticipated that might be the
    case, so I got the actual food...
[03:26] ---
    Really?!
[03:28] ---
    ...and made a video of me eating it.
[03:30] ---
    Why a video?
[03:31] ---
    More importantly, you
    ate the steak by yourself?!
[03:34] ---
    It was really tough. I worked
    hard to eat it all when I was full.
[03:39] ---
    Then you should've let me eat that!
[03:42] ---
    Oh, you're so bold, Aki.
[03:44] ---
    No!
[03:45] ---
    What I want to eat is not this!
[03:47] ---
    It's this!
[03:49] ---
    Forget that, Aki.
[03:51] ---
    Why aren't you telling me what
    you think of me in a swimsuit?
[03:54] ---
    There're so many things I wanna comment on
[03:56] ---
    that I won't even have
    time to get to your swimsuit!
[03:59] ---
    Wait. Hey! Why are you eating in a swimsuit?
[04:01] ---
    The director of photography told
    me that you'd like it better that way.
[04:06] ---
    Director of photography?
[04:07] ---
    "Director of Photography: Muttsulini
    Editor: Muttsulini Produced by: SILVER LINK."
[04:09] ---
    Ah...
[04:10] ---
    Fumizuki Academy follows
    an action-oriented ideology.
[04:13] ---
    Even if a student has high
    academic ability, unless they can
[04:15] ---
    exhibit that ability in actual tests,
    their ability won't be acknowledged at all!
[04:18] ---
    That was why you became a
    Class F student, wasn't it, Mizuki?
[04:22] ---
    I was told that staying healthy to get
    ready for the test is also part of the test.
[04:27] ---
    So we'll follow an
    action-oriented ideology, too!
[04:29] ---
    "Action-Oriented"
[04:30] ---
    What do you mean?
[04:31] ---
    It means that the battle has
    started even before the bell rings.
[04:35] ---
    Hideyoshi!
[04:36] ---
    These're my big sister's personal belongings.
[04:38] ---
    Her school uniform and her favorite books.
[04:40] ---
    I don't know if we can use
    anything in here against her.
[04:43] ---
    This is enough. We'll figure something out.
[04:46] ---
    Wow... Just what you'd expect from Class A.
[04:48] ---
    I wonder how you solve this math problem.
[04:51] ---
    Can I see it?
[04:52] ---
    I'm good at math problems!
[04:53] ---
    "Shinji"
[04:54] ---
    "Yuuichi"
[04:54] ---
    "Shinji" "Yuuichi"
[04:55] ---
    What?! Th... Th... This is...!
[04:58] ---
    "I'll wait for you under the legendary tree"
[04:59] ---
    There's no answer to this one, right?
[05:01] ---
    This multiplication is too much for me.
[05:04] ---
    To think that this is a formula that
    even Himeji and Minami can't solve...
[05:07] ---
    She really is incredible.
[05:09] ---
    There's more stuff, too. Why are
    they so expensive when they're so thin?
[05:14] ---
    These have to be confiscated! Confiscated!
[05:16] ---
    It's too early for Akihisa to see it!
[05:18] ---
    Akihisa! Take that and
    go declare war on Class A!
[05:22] ---
    What? I don't wanna get beat up again.
[05:25] ---
    You'll be fine this time.
[05:26] ---
    Pretend that you found this favorite
    book of hers and kindly deliver it to her.
[05:30] ---
    I get it. Then she'll appreciate it
    and listen to me gently, won't she?
[05:36] ---
    Kinoshita! I found your book!
[05:40] ---
    Nooo!
[05:43] ---
    I won't believe anyone anymore.
[05:45] ---
    Are you all heartless?!
[05:47] ---
    Big Sister?!
[05:49] ---
    I can't believe you did that!
    I'll never forgive you!
[05:53] ---
    So you've come to check out your new desk?
[05:56] ---
    You must be kidding!
[05:57] ---
    There's no way Class A will be
    defeated by Class F, is there?!
[06:00] ---
    Why don't you idiots give it a rest?!
[06:02] ---
    Idi... ot.
[06:05] ---
    I don't think she means that kind of "rest."
[06:08] ---
    Idiots should just stay where they
    belong, with the scum in Class F!
[06:12] ---
    Quit bothering us!
[06:14] ---
    You're wrong!
[06:16] ---
    It's true that Class F's
    academic performance isn't good.
[06:19] ---
    But they're not scum!
[06:21] ---
    But they're Class F, right?
[06:24] ---
    Himeji. If things had gone normally,
    you wouldn't have been in Class F, right?
[06:28] ---
    Or are you someone who belongs in Class F?
[06:32] ---
    Haven't you become a real
    idiot during your time in Class F?
[06:37] ---
    What a terrible thing to say! There's
    no way she belongs in Class F, right?!
[06:41] ---
    Akihisa... By saying that, you're
    admitting that Class F is the worst.
[06:47] ---
    Once the ST War is over, I'll give you
    my cardboard box. Take good care of it.
[06:51] ---
    You'll regret this after
    school! Prepare yourself!
[06:57] ---
    The first step of the plan is complete!
[06:59] ---
    But how are we gonna fight Class A?
[07:01] ---
    We can't win if we fight head-on.
[07:04] ---
    We've already used Kirishima's
    weakness before so that's no use.
[07:08] ---
    Yeah, I don't think she'll
    make the same mistake twice.
[07:12] ---
    Why do you think we didn't exchange
    equipment in the past when we won?
[07:16] ---
    What?
[07:17] ---
    The seeds I sowed have grown.
    Now is the time to harvest!
[07:20] ---
    A mock ST War?
[07:22] ---
    Under normal circumstances, we
    would've liked to officially declare war,
[07:26] ---
    but we're unable to for three
    months after our loss in the war.
[07:29] ---
    Would you fight us for training?
[07:32] ---
    We have a war with Class F starting
    this afternoon. So we don't have time.
[07:38] ---
    You guys attacked Class F when
    they were weakened from their war.
[07:41] ---
    Is that what you'd call Class A's dignity?
[07:45] ---
    Well, I guess it would be
    unseemly if you had to say you lost
[07:49] ---
    because you were exhausted
    from your fight with us, huh?
[07:51] ---
    Are you saying that we'll lose to them?
[07:56] ---
    Fine. We'll fight you as a
    warm-up. Is that okay, Rep?
[08:01] ---
    I don't mind.
[08:02] ---
    A warm-up? You sure take us lightly, don't you?
[08:06] ---
    Geez... Why would we lose to an
    idiot who likes to dress like a woman?
[08:11] ---
    Wha--
[08:13] ---
    Ah...
[08:22] ---
    We'll start a mock ST War
    between Classes A and B now!
[08:27] ---
    Start!
[08:29] ---
    Let's take care of them quickly!
[08:31] ---
    Summon!
[08:33] ---
    Looks like it's started.
    Hideyoshi! It's your turn!
[08:36] ---
    Got it!
[08:38] ---
    "Whoa...!!"
[08:41] ---
    How's this? Do I look like a girl?
[08:43] ---
    "Whoooaaaa!!"
[08:44] ---
    Too fast...
[08:46] ---
    I thought the enemy of a
    woman was a woman all this time!
[08:49] ---
    What are these...
    complicated feelings I'm having?
[08:52] ---
    Incredible, Hideyoshi!
    You're a true, pretty girl after all!
[08:57] ---
    Like I keep saying, I'm a guy!
[08:59] ---
    He's already finished changing.
[09:01] ---
    I practiced changing clothes
    quickly in the drama club.
[09:05] ---
    Something like this takes no time.
[09:12] ---
    What're you doing, Muttsulini?!
[09:13] ---
    I wish you had told me sooner
    that it was that kind of plan!
[09:17] ---
    He must've been quite disappointed
    that he couldn't take pictures.
[09:20] ---
    Well then, I'll work on the finishing touches.
[09:27] ---
    I'm Kinoshita... I'm Kino...
[09:34] ---
    I'm Kinoshita... Kinoshita
    by me. My Kinoshita...
[09:39] ---
    I'm Yuuko Kinoshita!
[09:42] ---
    You filthy pigs!
[09:44] ---
    What?! Wh-What're you bursting in here for?!
[09:46] ---
    Shut your trap! You smell like a pig!
[09:48] ---
    What?!
[09:49] ---
    I'm Yuuko Kinoshita from Class A!
[09:52] ---
    I came to make clear our beef with
    the garbage dump that is Class C!
[09:54] ---
    Garbage... dump?
[09:56] ---
    I can't stand such a smelly, filthy
    classroom being in the same school!
[10:02] ---
    A pigsty is the perfect
    place for you domestic animals!
[10:05] ---
    Of all things, you're saying
    that we should be in Class F?!
[10:09] ---
    We're not that low!
[10:12] ---
    What'd you say?!
[10:18] ---
    In any case, we'll be
    busy fighting Class F today,
[10:21] ---
    so we can't fight an ST War with you,
[10:23] ---
    but we'll take care of you
    soon. So prepare yourselves!
[10:26] ---
    Wh... What the hell was that?!
[10:30] ---
    That's it!
[10:34] ---
    It's finally over. How tiresome. Let's go back!
[10:38] ---
    You're the one who started it!
[10:42] ---
    I'm Class C Rep Yuuka Koyama!
[10:44] ---
    I'm requesting Class A
    to fight us in a mock ST War!
[10:47] ---
    Huh?
[10:49] ---
    You...! I'll never forgive you!
[10:51] ---
    Huh?
[10:52] ---
    Y-Yuuka! Why are you here?!
[10:56] ---
    W-Were you hiding that hobby from me?
[10:58] ---
    N-No, Yuuka. This is... Yuuka!
[11:02] ---
    Because of this incident,
    their relationship fell apart.
[11:07] ---
    Everyone! Charge! Beat them up!
[11:11] ---
    What's with them?! Aren't they afraid of dying?
[11:16] ---
    Everyone! Let's go!
[11:17] ---
    Let's go!
[11:19] ---
    Honey! Please watch my brave figure!
[11:22] ---
    We'll return the favor to Class F!
[11:24] ---
    Yeah!
[11:25] ---
    Class A is exhausted right
    now due to successive wars!
[11:28] ---
    Even we, Class E, can give
    them damage if we attack now!
[11:32] ---
    We don't want to stay in debt with Class F!
[11:35] ---
    We'll reduce their scores as much as possible!
[11:37] ---
    Yeah!
[11:40] ---
    Don't take Class A... lightly!
[11:44] ---
    I'm Class E Rep, Hiromi Nakabayashi!
    I'm requesting a mock ST War!
[11:49] ---
    You're not gonna turn us down, are you?
[11:53] ---
    This is incredible! Class E's
    fighting a good fight with Class A!
[11:57] ---
    In ST Wars, you use your
    physical strength as well.
[12:00] ---
    Class E has many jocks, but in Class A,
[12:03] ---
    there're many students who only
    study and don't build their muscles.
[12:07] ---
    Once they are exhausted, their
    attacks won't hit the target any more.
[12:10] ---
    On top of that,
[12:11] ---
    it's a mock war, so there's no time
    for a recovery test nor any obligation.
[12:14] ---
    So this is the reason we didn't
    exchange classroom equipment!
[12:19] ---
    You got the other classes to owe us!
[12:22] ---
    The accumulation of small
    things is important in everything.
[12:25] ---
    It's not about coming up with a
    sure method for winning out of thin air,
[12:27] ---
    but about augmenting our fighting
    power by accumulating a set of advantages.
[12:31] ---
    That's what you call real strategy.
[12:36] ---
    You guys really play dirty!
[12:38] ---
    Oh? I don't know what you're talking about.
[12:40] ---
    You might think that you reduced our
    scores by instigating the other classes,
[12:44] ---
    but it makes no difference
    to us! Don't underestimate us!
[12:49] ---
    To see that you can still
    fight after all those wars...
[12:51] ---
    Just as you'd expect from Class A.
[12:53] ---
    Talk nonchalantly while you can. Prepare yourself!
[13:00] ---
    There's something else...
    you should be prepared for, too.
[13:04] ---
    Brace yourselves! Let's do it!
[13:06] ---
    Yeah!
[13:14] ---
    Idiot test.
[13:16] ---
    We'll cut those Class F idiots down to size!
[13:20] ---
    Everyone... The real fight starts now.
[13:23] ---
    Rep?
[13:24] ---
    We'll defeat Class F with all our
    might! Everyone... do your best!
[13:29] ---
    Yeah!
[13:30] ---
    Summon!
[13:34] ---
    What's our strategy?
[13:35] ---
    There's a stairway behind Class F.
[13:38] ---
    We'll attack them from both sides with
    the main force attacking from the front
[13:40] ---
    and the squads attacking
    from the upper and lower floors.
[13:47] ---
    Charge!
[13:51] ---
    They're not here!
[13:51] ---
    Where'd they go?!
[13:52] ---
    Did they run away?!
[13:53] ---
    Hey! We're over here!
[13:56] ---
    They're over there!
[13:57] ---
    You should go outside once in
    a while or mold will grow on you.
[14:00] ---
    Dammit! Those damn jerks!
[14:02] ---
    When did they...?
[14:04] ---
    Everyone! Charge into the schoolyard!
[14:06] ---
    They're coming, Akihisa!
[14:07] ---
    Okay!
[14:13] ---
    Okay, let's go outside!
[14:15] ---
    What the heck is this?!
[14:17] ---
    Dammit!
[14:29] ---
    Everyone, follow me!
[14:31] ---
    I won't let you run... aw...
[14:34] ---
    ...ay...
[14:35] ---
    Welcome!
[14:37] ---
    Ah... Ahhhh!
[14:39] ---
    Get him!
[14:45] ---
    Remedial class! Those who
    died will be given a remedial class!
[14:49] ---
    That's Class A for you. They sure
    are serious. They changed their shoes.
[14:53] ---
    Though our enemy was scattered about,
    now they're gathered in one place.
[14:57] ---
    If all of us make a
    concentrated attack on one person,
[15:00] ---
    even if they're a Class A
    student, we can win, huh?
[15:03] ---
    Okay! The next plan! Akihisa!
[15:05] ---
    Okay! Whoa!
[15:08] ---
    Everyone, retreat!
[15:11] ---
    You jerks! We won't let you get away!
[15:15] ---
    What did you pull your pants down for?
[15:19] ---
    Oh no!
[15:20] ---
    Oh no!
[15:20] ---
    "Oh no!"
[15:23] ---
    Now! Bring them down while
    they're preoccupied with their pants!
[15:26] ---
    Yeah!
[15:27] ---
    vs. "Combined Subjects"
[15:31] ---
    Just as you'd expect from Akihisa's Avatar!
[15:33] ---
    He's unrivaled when it comes to speed!
[15:37] ---
    Oh yeah...!
[15:38] ---
    I have a favor to ask.
[15:39] ---
    What's the matter, Muttsulini?
[15:42] ---
    This time...
[15:43] ---
    Huh?
[15:44] ---
    This time, do it with bras...
[15:46] ---
    I knew you'd say that.
[15:49] ---
    How dare you damage us.
[15:50] ---
    I'll be your opponent this time!
[15:52] ---
    Okay, Muttsulini! Leave it to me!
[16:00] ---
    Oh? Oh? Oh?
[16:02] ---
    You're wasting your time...
[16:05] ---
    because I'm not wearing a bra today.
[16:14] ---
    I-I'm still...
[16:16] ---
    The time has finally come for us to
    battle it out, hasn't it, Muttsulini?!
[16:20] ---
    Battle it out... The kanji for
    it has female and male in it...
[16:27] ---
    Muttsulini!
[16:29] ---
    I-I'm okay. I'll bring her
    down with my own two hands!
[16:33] ---
    Yoshii! I'll be your opponent!
[16:36] ---
    Kubo! Okay! Let's fight!
[16:40] ---
    You're too optimistic, Yoshii.
[16:43] ---
    If you wish...
[16:45] ---
    Huh?!
[16:45] ---
    ...no matter what my appearance...
    I won't feel embarrassed!
[16:49] ---
    Now! Take my passionate blows,
    which are bursting with all my feelings!
[16:55] ---
    I'll also lovingly take your blows!
[16:57] ---
    Hey! Yoshii! Let's battle it out,
    too, by putting our lives on the line!
[17:02] ---
    Now is our chance!
[17:03] ---
    Yeah!
[17:04] ---
    vs. "Combined Subjects"
[17:06] ---
    What're you doing?!
[17:08] ---
    Enough with playing around.
    Where's their Rep, Sakamoto?
[17:09] ---
    Yoshii...! Yoshii...! Ah...! Yoshii!
[17:13] ---
    Your opponent is... us!
[17:16] ---
    The enemy's numbers are getting a lot smaller.
[17:19] ---
    Everyone!
[17:20] ---
    Akihisa!
[17:21] ---
    Aki!
[17:22] ---
    Looks like things are going well.
[17:23] ---
    Unexpected commotions are
[17:25] ---
    an effective way of fighting serious opponents.
[17:27] ---
    I knew... you'd be here.
[17:30] ---
    You sure come up with a
    bunch of elaborate ideas.
[17:35] ---
    Aren't you impressed?
[17:37] ---
    But... this is it for you.
[17:40] ---
    Yuuji... I'll defeat you.
[17:43] ---
    That's my line! Let's fight!
[17:46] ---
    I approve!
[17:47] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[17:53] ---
    Summon!
[18:04] ---
    Our attacks aren't hitting them?!
[18:06] ---
    We've spent lots of time practicing!
[18:08] ---
    With my iron bracelet, we can summon
    our Avatars without a teacher attending.
[18:11] ---
    Because of that, we were able
    to practice controlling our Avatars.
[18:15] ---
    You're not used to using
    your Avatars in everyday life.
[18:18] ---
    In addition, you're tired from the
    mock ST Wars and you lack concentration!
[18:21] ---
    It's a piece of cake... dodging your attacks!
[18:23] ---
    You sure talk big... when it takes
    only one blow for you to go down!
[18:26] ---
    No matter how powerful an attack is,
    it won't have any effect if it doesn't hit!
[18:29] ---
    In addition...
[18:31] ---
    even if the offensive power is small,
    when it hits you, it causes damage!
[18:35] ---
    Why?! You're Class F!
[18:38] ---
    We've been studying, too!
[18:40] ---
    Though we're nowhere near Class A.
[18:43] ---
    Can't be...
[18:44] ---
    There they are! This way! Rep!
[18:47] ---
    Class A students are here!
[18:49] ---
    They got here quicker
    than I expected... Akihisa!
[18:52] ---
    Okay! Awaken!
[19:01] ---
    We won't let you go through
    here until the fight is over.
[19:03] ---
    Dammit! Push it!
[19:12] ---
    Now your help won't get here.
[19:14] ---
    That's okay. I can take
    care of all of you by myself.
[19:17] ---
    How rude!
[19:18] ---
    I'll fight you!
[19:19] ---
    Yuuji...
[19:21] ---
    ...prepare yourself!
[19:22] ---
    Bring it on!
[19:39] ---
    They're only lowly students and yet...!
[19:40] ---
    Why?
[19:41] ---
    It's not the logic! It's the practice!
[19:47] ---
    All right!
[19:47] ---
    This is it!
[19:54] ---
    What?
[19:55] ---
    What's the matter?
[19:56] ---
    Th-The bracelet is...
[19:58] ---
    Dammit! Is it at its limit? It was still
    okay when the system went out of control.
[20:03] ---
    What's going on?
[20:04] ---
    It surpassed its breaking
    point because you studied!
[20:07] ---
    Does that mean...?!
[20:08] ---
    As I thought, only an idiot can use it!
[20:23] ---
    Kinoshita!
[20:31] ---
    Himeji!
[20:31] ---
    Shouko!
[20:39] ---
    Y... Yuuji...
[20:41] ---
    Shouko...!
[20:45] ---
    A... Akihisa...
[20:48] ---
    Hime... ji...
[20:52] ---
    Aki!
[20:59] ---
    Rep!
[21:03] ---
    What's going on?!
[21:05] ---
    Akihisa!
[21:06] ---
    Are you okay, Yoshii?!
[21:23] ---
    That was close...
[21:25] ---
    Goodness... I had no idea what
     was going to happen.
[21:26] ---
    It was scary!
[21:29] ---
    Akihisa! It was really, really scary!
[21:35] ---
    Shocked!
[21:36] ---
    I-I was scared, too, you know!
[21:37] ---
    I was really scared, too!
[21:43] ---
    Thank goodness...
[21:49] ---
    That scared me!
[21:52] ---
    W-Well... Th-The reason I saved you was just...
[21:57] ---
    Take this!
[22:00] ---
    Wha...
[22:01] ---
    Wha... Wha...
[22:03] ---
    I-I did it!
[22:07] ---
    Huh? What?
[22:11] ---
    The winner... Class A.
[22:14] ---
    Huh?!
[22:14] ---
    Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
[22:25] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:31] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:35] ---
    Jugyou owari shifuku no jikan
[22:37] ---
    Tatoeru no nara “Maji de Angel!”
[22:40] ---
    Fui no kokuchi heiwa kowashita
[22:43] ---
    Tsuishi no shirase “Jigoku da!”
[22:47] ---
    Tomodachi tono warai banashi ni
[22:50] ---
    “Iru wake naiyo sonna baka”
[22:53] ---
    Demo hontou wa mune no oku dewa
[22:56] ---
    Sakendetanda “Jibun ga! Sou deshita!”
[23:00] ---
    Chuusha jou de miru “Tsukigime” no koto
[23:06] ---
    Kaisha no namae dato omotteta...
[23:12] ---
    Zutto...
[23:15] ---
    Baka mo tooseba otoko date
[23:18] ---
    Bokura no joushiki hijoushiki?
[23:21] ---
    Ruuru wa muyou sa kono sekai
[23:24] ---
    Yakiniku teishoku gekokujou
[23:27] ---
    Miroyo!
[23:29] ---
    Nishi kara nobotta ohisama ga shizunde iku
[23:33] ---
    Hashire! Mou gohan da
[23:36] ---
    Ouchi ni kaerou! Ouchi ni kaerou!
[23:51] ---
    Question 13.
[23:53] ---
    Fumizuki Academy adopted a
    battle system in which tests are used.
[23:57] ---
    What is this battle called?
[23:58] ---
    Entrance Exam War.
[23:59] ---
    Please don't mistake the
    fundamentals of this show.
[24:02] ---
    Next Episode! "BAKA and
    TEST -- Summon the Beast!"
[24:03] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Please join us again next week!"
    "Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

13 - BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts

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[00:18] ---
    This isn't... It's still... not over...
[00:23] ---
    Ah!
[00:25] ---
    Take this!
[00:28] ---
    vs. "Combined Subjects"
[00:30] ---
    Wha...
[00:31] ---
    I-I did it!
[00:33] ---
    Ah... The winner... Class A.
[00:38] ---
    Huh? What? Rep...?
[00:45] ---
    Huh?
[00:52] ---
    What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?
[00:57] ---
    One more chance, one more
    chance. Never never give up!
[01:00] ---
    One more chance, one
    more chance. Never give up!
[01:04] ---
    BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts-
[01:13] ---
    "Nice to encounter you,"
    that one's too easy!
[01:16] ---
    There's only one answer
    that I decided on at the start
[01:19] ---
    My heart fluttered. Will I pass?
[01:21] ---
    I won't panic whether
    it's a matter of love or war
[01:24] ---
    I sigh as I cram all night long
[01:26] ---
    There's a genius dreamer inside of me
[01:29] ---
    It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true
[01:32] ---
    Pay no mind to other people's worlds
[01:34] ---
    Perfect-area complete!
[01:37] ---
    I'll definitely be waiting right here.
[01:39] ---
    Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it
[01:46] ---
    Ah! Ear! Ear!
[01:47] ---
    Why? We just keep missing each other
[01:50] ---
    If you came to me for advice, it'd go like
[01:53] ---
    "So, friends?" "Yes, friends."
[01:56] ---
    That's a sad 0 points.
[01:58] ---
    No! Do it again! Rewrite it!
[02:01] ---
     I'm serious, one
    more chance please
[02:03] ---
    You know, there's a future
    more wonderful than now
[02:08] ---
    Make it more wonderful than
    now... my life, my life, my life
[02:17] ---
    "Images on screen are flights of fancy; may differ from reality."
[02:17] ---
    The Summoner Test War has ended
    and a new morning has begun.
[02:26] ---
    Are these possibly...
[02:28] ---
    Drawing boards and rush mats.
[02:30] ---
    I didn't think it could get any
    worse than cardboard boxes.
[02:34] ---
    So there was something even below that, huh?
[02:36] ---
    I didn't see this coming.
[02:37] ---
    I'm sorry, Himeji.
[02:39] ---
    No. There's nothing you
    should be apologizing for, Akihisa.
[02:43] ---
    The ST War was so much fun.
[02:46] ---
    Himeji...
[02:48] ---
    Geez... Stop weeping! We lost!
    There's nothing we can do about it!
[02:52] ---
    We can still take classes
    using the drawing boards.
[02:55] ---
    They say home is where you make it, right?
[02:57] ---
    Since this is like sketching in art
    class, it seems fun, doesn't it? Ah...
[03:01] ---
    What's the matter, Mizuki?
[03:03] ---
    Well, uhm... I can't see the bottom.
[03:07] ---
    Where are you going, Minami?!
[03:09] ---
    Where else?! I'll go start
    an ST War one more time!
[03:13] ---
    Just give up, Shimada!
[03:15] ---
    We can't declare war for at
    least the next three months!
[03:17] ---
    But I hate this drawing board!
[03:20] ---
    Your breasts won't be in your way,
    and besides, it looks good on you.
[03:23] ---
    And my joints can't be bent in that direction!
[03:25] ---
    I feel like I haven't been
    attacked like this for a long time.
[03:27] ---
    What do you mean by saying
[03:27] ---
    Almost... Almost... Almost...
[03:28] ---
    a flat board looks good on me?!
[03:29] ---
    Hm?!
[03:32] ---
    Almost... Almost... Almost... Almost...
[03:35] ---
    I can almost see... I can almost see...
[03:37] ---
    Almost... Almost... Almost,
    almost, almost, almost...
[03:40] ---
    You're on fire! You're burning up, Muttsulini!
[03:45] ---
    Whoa! The fire died down!
[03:47] ---
    What's the matter? You're
    already down and out, Muttsulini?
[03:51] ---
    Kudou!
[03:52] ---
    I went to the trouble of putting on
    a bra today just for you, Muttsulini.
[03:56] ---
    A very cute one.
[03:58] ---
    Humph. So?
[04:00] ---
    Your body is more honest.
[04:02] ---
    Don't worry. I know, Muttsulini!
[04:05] ---
    Awaken!
[04:08] ---
    Ah...
[04:09] ---
    Sorry, Muttsulini. I forgot
    my iron bracelet was broken.
[04:13] ---
    "Note: Muttsulini"
[04:14] ---
    Where are you going, Muttsulini?!
[04:17] ---
    Please give Akihisa
    approval to summon his avatar.
[04:18] ---
    What is this for?
[04:20] ---
    To take someone's bra off.
[04:22] ---
    I can't approve.
[04:25] ---
    I wonder if this was our real ability after all.
[04:28] ---
    Well, something like that.
[04:30] ---
    But I can't accept the way we lost.
[04:33] ---
    Well, a defeat is a defeat.
[04:36] ---
    We fought using our fighting skills
    as our weapon rather than test scores.
[04:41] ---
    We fought under the same terms.
[04:42] ---
    But they were a cut above us
[04:44] ---
    for being able to attack us
    without being affected by the situation.
[04:47] ---
    Which means we lost
    because we let our guard down.
[04:49] ---
    But...
[04:50] ---
    That's reality. Well, the end
    result is all that matters, so...
[05:00] ---
    Did something happen, Aki?
[05:02] ---
    You said trying hard is
    only a means to an end, right?
[05:07] ---
    Yes, I did.
[05:09] ---
    I couldn't get results. I wonder if
    I'm just an ordinary idiot after all.
[05:14] ---
    It's true that you're a fool if
    you take pride in your own efforts.
[05:18] ---
    However, it's not a bad thing
    for others to praise your effort.
[05:22] ---
    Sis...
[05:23] ---
    I think you did your best. You're my
    little brother, whom I can be proud of.
[05:29] ---
    Thanks, Sis.
[05:30] ---
    It's okay for you to mope
    around over the defeat for now.
[05:34] ---
    What? Wouldn't people normally cheer
    you up by saying, "Don't mope around"?
[05:37] ---
    It is important to accept
    your defeat as a defeat.
[05:40] ---
    If a person doesn't know the
    frustration caused by defeat,
[05:44] ---
    he neither knows how to get up when
    he falls, nor can he move further ahead.
[05:48] ---
    So mope around as much as you like.
[05:51] ---
    But when you're done moping,
    start walking again towards your future.
[05:58] ---
    Okay!
[05:59] ---
    While you're moping around,
    I'll fully comfort you.
[06:04] ---
    Having me sleep by your
    side or take a bath with you...
[06:06] ---
    Huh?
[06:07] ---
    Which would you like?
[06:08] ---
    I decline both.
[06:10] ---
    Don't hold back. I'm your sister.
[06:14] ---
    That's exactly why I'm holding back!
[06:19] ---
    When I'm done moping, start
    walking again towards my future...
[06:23] ---
    Future...
[06:26] ---
    I wonder if there's still
    something I can do by any chance...
[06:30] ---
    Okay, I've decided!
[06:31] ---
    "Clank"
[06:32] ---
    So we're taking a bath together?
[06:34] ---
    That's not what I meant.
[06:38] ---
    So that concludes the ST War result report.
[06:42] ---
    Who is it?
[06:45] ---
    What did you come here for, Yoshii?
[06:47] ---
    I have a request. Please let us
    fight an ST War with Class A again!
[06:52] ---
    That's not possible. If you want
    to declare war, wait three months.
[06:57] ---
    I can't wait that long!
[06:59] ---
    That's the rule of this
    academy. We can't bend it.
[07:03] ---
    Please!
[07:07] ---
    I just can't... accept it
    ending like this! Please!
[07:10] ---
    I'd like to request it, too!
[07:13] ---
    I cannot accept how we won, either.
[07:15] ---
    Class A happened to win. However,
[07:18] ---
    I hate to admit it, but they had
    us on the ropes during the fight.
[07:20] ---
    Kinoshita? You, too, Kirishima?
[07:23] ---
    You two...
[07:25] ---
    That's not how Class A, the class
    that represents the academy, should win.
[07:29] ---
    I don't think the students from the
    other classes would accept it, either. So...
[07:33] ---
    I'd like to ask, too.
[07:35] ---
    All of you...
[07:36] ---
    Do you know why this academy
    adopted the Summoner Test War system?
[07:44] ---
    We cannot bend the rules. But...
[07:48] ---
    we owe you for the time
    the system went out of control.
[07:52] ---
    I'm also responsible for
    letting you use the iron bracelet
[07:55] ---
    when it was still experimental.
[07:57] ---
    If you are that insistent, I guess
    I'll give you a special treatment.
[08:01] ---
    Special treatment?
[08:01] ---
    Is your wish really the exchange of
    equipment between Classes A and F?
[08:07] ---
    What..?
[08:07] ---
    If not, there's another option available to you.
[08:12] ---
    What?!
[08:13] ---
    Fight Class A again?
[08:15] ---
    It's okay to fight again?!
[08:17] ---
    I can't believe that old
    hag approved such a thing.
[08:20] ---
    This is amazing, Akihisa!
[08:21] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[08:23] ---
    All right then! We'll knock
    them down this time for sure!
[08:26] ---
    Shall we make a new plan?!
[08:28] ---
    Well, Yuuji... It's a
    little different this time.
[08:32] ---
    Hm?
[08:33] ---
    What?!
[08:35] ---
    You'll duel?!
[08:37] ---
    Yeah. It's been decided that
    I'll fight the Class A Rep in a test.
[08:41] ---
    Class A Rep... With Shouko?!
[08:44] ---
    If I win, although we can't exchange equipment,
[08:48] ---
    they said that they'll grant us a small request.
[08:51] ---
    Your opponent is the
    Year 2 top student, you know!
[08:53] ---
    Can you win, Aki?
[08:54] ---
    Are you gonna be okay, Akihisa?
[08:57] ---
    Don't worry. I won't cause you guys trouble.
[09:00] ---
    So, Akihisa. What happens if you lose?
[09:04] ---
    They'll grant the other side one request.
[09:06] ---
    If I win, I'll ask to get my
    marriage registration form back.
[09:09] ---
    It's not yours to start with!
[09:11] ---
    You bastard! You said you
    wouldn't cause us trouble!
[09:15] ---
    But my life is at stake here!
[09:17] ---
    It's nothing important!
[09:19] ---
    Once the war is over, we'll go
    on our honeymoon right away.
[09:22] ---
    No way!
[09:23] ---
    Yuuji, how many kids do you want?
[09:25] ---
    Akihisa, you bastard! Win at
    any cost! Don't you dare lose!
[09:29] ---
    Shouko! Go easy on him, too!
[09:32] ---
    I remember... You told me not to hold back.
[09:36] ---
    Dammit! My life is... over...
[09:40] ---
    So you decided that I'm gonna lose...
[09:43] ---
    But it's true...
[09:45] ---
    Although I can fight again,
    fighting Kirishima all by myself isn't...
[09:50] ---
    Stupid Big Brother!
[09:51] ---
    Hm?
[09:53] ---
    Hazuki!
[09:54] ---
    Here! This is a present for you!
[09:57] ---
    Whoa! You can bake cookies?!
[10:00] ---
    I learned in home economics class.
    I'm not very good at it, though.
[10:04] ---
    Thanks, Hazuki.
[10:06] ---
    All right! Can you do your best now?
[10:09] ---
    Huh?
[10:11] ---
    I see... Thanks. Your support really helps.
[10:16] ---
    Yeah, these taste good.
    You might have a talent for this.
[10:19] ---
    Thank you. I couldn't bake well
    and I burned them several times.
[10:25] ---
    But I didn't give up and tried hard,
    and finally I was able to do it.
[10:29] ---
    All right!
[10:31] ---
    What's the matter, Big Brother?
[10:33] ---
    I'll try hard and won't give up, too.
[10:35] ---
    I'll be no worse off.
    I'll try my best! Thanks, Hazuki!
[10:40] ---
    Yep!
[10:42] ---
    I'm home!
[10:43] ---
    Welcome home, Aki.
[10:49] ---
    I'll cram overnight or do whatever!
[10:51] ---
    I'll become able to answer
    as many questions as I can!
[11:04] ---
    Idiot test.
[11:06] ---
    Following the decision on special treatment,
[11:08] ---
    we'll now start a duel between
    Class A Rep Shouko Kirishima
[11:11] ---
    and Class F student Akihisa Yoshii.
[11:15] ---
    The duel will follow sudden death rules.
[11:17] ---
    In sudden death rules,
[11:19] ---
    the students are given the
    same questions one by one
[11:22] ---
    and answer at the same time.
[11:24] ---
    When either of them makes
    a mistake, the game is over.
[11:27] ---
    The one who made the mistake loses.
[11:29] ---
    In other words, whoever
    makes a mistake first loses.
[11:33] ---
    At Fumizuki Academy, you're given an
    unlimited number of questions in tests,
[11:36] ---
    but the questions get harder each time.
[11:38] ---
    Which means, the outcome will
    be decided in the initial stages.
[11:41] ---
    Akihisa...
[11:42] ---
    Well then, let's start!
[11:44] ---
    Good luck, Akihisa!
[11:46] ---
    Yuuji...
[11:47] ---
    I believe that you can win.
[11:53] ---
    You, too, trust your own
    ability and do your best! Fight!
[11:53] ---
    So he gives his earnest support
    when his future is at stake, huh?
[11:57] ---
    Question 1. Write the
    proverb that means the following.
[12:01] ---
    "To fail at something one is good at."
[12:04] ---
    This one is easy.
[12:06] ---
    Unless Akihisa is really stupid, he
    shouldn't stumble at the beginning.
[12:13] ---
    He's already stumbled!
[12:15] ---
    What?!
[12:18] ---
    How's that?!
[12:20] ---
    All right!
[12:21] ---
    Both are correct.
[12:25] ---
    Don't scare me, Akihisa!
[12:26] ---
    I'm nervous! What can I do?!
[12:30] ---
    Question 2. Answer how to
    calculate the area of a circle.
[12:36] ---
    All right! Kirishima made a mistake!
[12:39] ---
    Huh? What?! How come?! Why?!
[12:42] ---
    I'm surprised you were able
    to enter a high school like that.
[12:45] ---
    Well then, question 3.
[12:53] ---
    It's not like it's inedible,
    but it's not quite there yet.
[12:57] ---
    Aki must be fighting hard now.
[12:59] ---
    I hope I can make something
    that could be called a reward.
[13:04] ---
    I'll try hard, too.
[13:06] ---
    Q-Question 30.
[13:08] ---
    Name the year that the twelve
    court rank system was established.
[13:14] ---
    Both are correct.
[13:15] ---
    Whoa...
[13:17] ---
    Good going, Akihisa!
[13:19] ---
    You can still keep on going.
[13:20] ---
    Phew... Somehow my guesses
    for study topics were right
[13:23] ---
    so I've been doing okay so far.
[13:25] ---
    But she wouldn't make a
    mistake so easily, would she?
[13:28] ---
    If I lose my concentration
    on even one question, I'll lose.
[13:30] ---
    Question 31.
[13:32] ---
    Name the person who defeated the last king of
[13:36] ---
    the Achaemenid Empire of Persia and
    started his eastern campaign in 334 BC.
[13:41] ---
    Another history question!
[13:42] ---
    This one is tough.
[13:44] ---
    Akihisa...
[13:48] ---
    Both are correct.
[13:49] ---
    Whoa! He got it correct!
[13:51] ---
    Good job, Aki!
[13:53] ---
    Phew. Even I wouldn't make a
    mistake on Alexander the Great, would I?
[13:57] ---
    They'll be done with the easy questions soon.
[14:00] ---
    So things will get gradually
    tougher for Akihisa, huh?
[14:02] ---
    Akihisa...
[14:04] ---
    Question 32. Japan's very first
    imperial era name was "Taika."
[14:08] ---
    Name the year the Taika Reform
    took place in Christian Era.
[14:13] ---
    Whoa!
[14:14] ---
    This question is...
[14:16] ---
    A freebie question.
[14:17] ---
    Obviously, they both will get it correct.
[14:19] ---
    We have to wait to see who
    wins until the next question.
[14:23] ---
    What's the matter, Akihisa?
[14:25] ---
    T... Taika Reform... Which year was that?
[14:29] ---
    What?!
[14:29] ---
    What the hell?! You bastard!
[14:31] ---
    You don't remember that after what happened?!
[14:34] ---
    That's exactly why I got confused
    as to which one was correct!
[14:37] ---
    Stop messing around, you idiot!
[14:39] ---
    The key is the word "Reform." I know that much.
[14:43] ---
    Reform... Reform...
[14:45] ---
    645...? Or 625?
[14:49] ---
    "Re-form" or "Re-four-m"?
[14:51] ---
    Reform... Reform... Reform...
[14:55] ---
    Akihisa...
[14:56] ---
    Aki...
[14:58] ---
    Which...?! Which one...?!
[15:01] ---
    If I make a mistake here... it'll all be over!
[15:06] ---
    Aki...
[15:09] ---
    Akihisa!
[15:11] ---
    Dammit!
[15:16] ---
    Aki!
[15:17] ---
    Akihisa!
[15:18] ---
    That idiot! He's given up!
[15:21] ---
    No, he hasn't! That's...!
[15:30] ---
    That's Striker Sigma V!
[15:33] ---
    Go!
[15:35] ---
    Stop it, you idiot!
[15:43] ---
    That's the wrong answer!
[15:44] ---
    What?!
[15:46] ---
    It's over... My life is over...
[15:49] ---
    Winner, Akihisa Yoshii, Year 2, Class F!
[15:53] ---
    What?!
[15:57] ---
    I... I got it right?
[16:00] ---
    You did it, Aki!
[16:01] ---
    Good job, Akihisa!
[16:02] ---
    Akihisa!
[16:10] ---
    Shouko... why'd you do that?
[16:14] ---
    Because... I promised...
[16:17] ---
    Hm?
[16:20] ---
    ...that I'd never forget.
[16:31] ---
    I'm sorry.
[16:33] ---
    Besides, I got what I wanted, so...
[16:36] ---
    Huh?
[16:38] ---
    I'm going to City Hall now.
[16:40] ---
    How'd you get it?!
[16:42] ---
    A kind person gave it to me.
[16:43] ---
    Don't tell me...
[16:45] ---
    Kindness does not go unrewarded.
[16:50] ---
    I never imagined you'd really win.
[16:53] ---
    Principal...
[16:54] ---
    Well then, as promised,
    we'll grant your request.
[16:59] ---
    Thank you very much!
[17:00] ---
    What did you request, Akihisa?
[17:04] ---
    That's...
[17:05] ---
    Well then, Himeji. We'll give
    you another placement test.
[17:09] ---
    What? Akihisa... don't tell me...
[17:12] ---
    This was the reason I wanted
    to start ST Wars from the start.
[17:17] ---
    I wanted at least you to be able
    to study using good equipment, so...
[17:22] ---
    Then...
[17:24] ---
    You can go to the class that suits you.
[17:27] ---
    Isn't that great, Himeji?
[17:29] ---
    Oh no...
[17:31] ---
    Akihisa...
[17:32] ---
    What is it?
[17:33] ---
    Are you... Are you okay with this?
[17:37] ---
    It'll be a bit lonely without you, but if
    it's good for you, then that's the best.
[17:41] ---
    I... see...
[17:45] ---
    Thank you very much, Akihisa.
[17:48] ---
    Yep!
[17:49] ---
    "Second Placement Test"
[17:51] ---
    Well then, start!
[17:56] ---
    Class: F; No. 28; Name: Mizuki Himeji"
[18:00] ---
    There're tons of people who're
    only good at academics in this world.
[18:04] ---
    But no matter how high one's
    individual ability is, there's a limit.
[18:10] ---
    Those who care only about their
    own strength never exceed that limit.
[18:16] ---
    When I was in school, it was natural to
    work hard together for everyone's sake.
[18:22] ---
    You don't gain much by
    working hard only for yourself.
[18:29] ---
    What's important for now
    is that you understand that.
[18:42] ---
    That's it!
[18:44] ---
    Looks like you did well. This'll be
    good enough for you to join Class A.
[18:48] ---
    Yes sir.
[18:49] ---
    We'll let you know the results.
    You can go home now.
[18:54] ---
    Excuse me!
[18:55] ---
    What is it?
[18:56] ---
    I made one big mistake. Please let me fix it.
[19:01] ---
    The test is over. You're not
    allowed to make a change.
[19:04] ---
    But...
[19:04] ---
    Don't worry. You answered
    a lot. This should be enough.
[19:08] ---
    Please!
[19:10] ---
    Hm?
[19:10] ---
    No matter what...
    No matter what, I have to fix it!
[19:17] ---
    Please!
[19:22] ---
    Good morning, Aki!
[19:24] ---
    Good morning, Akihisa.
[19:26] ---
    Good morning.
[19:27] ---
    Good morning!
[19:28] ---
    Yoshii...
[19:29] ---
    Ah, good morning, Kirishima.
[19:31] ---
    I took the form to City Hall,
    but they rejected it.
[19:35] ---
    In Japan, men must be 18
    and above to get married.
[19:40] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
[19:50] ---
    Akihisa!
[19:56] ---
    Aki, have you seen Mizuki yet?
[19:58] ---
    No, I haven't seen her today yet.
[20:01] ---
    I see.
[20:02] ---
    It'll be harder and harder to see
    her when she's in a different class.
[20:05] ---
    Yeah.
[20:06] ---
    Did you hear, Akihisa?
[20:08] ---
    Hear what?
[20:08] ---
    Himeji's placement test score. I hear
    it's pretty certain that she'll join Class A.
[20:13] ---
    I see...
[20:14] ---
    Was it really okay?
[20:15] ---
    Yeah, Class F isn't where she should be.
[20:19] ---
    She should study comfortably
    in the fully furnished Class A.
[20:24] ---
    If that's how you feel,
    then we're okay with it, too.
[20:27] ---
    But Akihisa... It doesn't look
    like things will go as you planned.
[20:31] ---
    What?
[20:32] ---
    Good morning, Akihisa.
[20:35] ---
    Himeji?! What're you doing here?!
    Did you forget something?
[20:38] ---
    No. This is my classroom.
[20:41] ---
    What?! I thought it was certain
    that you were going to join Class A!
[20:44] ---
    About that...
[20:45] ---
    To tell you the truth, I forgot to
    write my name so I got zero points.
[20:50] ---
    So I've been placed in Class F again.
[20:53] ---
    Himeji...
[20:57] ---
    So, I'm looking forward to studying
    together with you again, Akihisa.
[21:04] ---
    What's the matter, Aki?
[21:06] ---
    Are you crying for joy?
[21:07] ---
    I'm happy for you, Akihisa.
[21:09] ---
    This is a happy ending.
[21:10] ---
    That damn old hag!
[21:18] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[21:24] ---
    B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[21:27] ---
    The end of the school day is bliss
[21:30] ---
    If I am to put it into words, "It's really angelic!"
[21:33] ---
    My peace was shattered
    by a sudden announcement
[21:36] ---
    Talking about the make up test. "This is Hell!"
[21:40] ---
    While my friends and I were
    sharing funny stories, I said,
[21:43] ---
    "There's no way anyone is that stupid"
[21:46] ---
    But the truth is, deep down in my heart
[21:49] ---
    I was shouting, "That was me!"
[21:53] ---
    About that "Monthly Parking"
    sign you see in the parking lot
[21:59] ---
    I thought it was the name of a company...
[22:05] ---
    All this time...
[22:08] ---
    Sticking to your idiocy can be cool
[22:11] ---
    Is our common sense nonsense?
[22:14] ---
    We don't need rules in this world
[22:17] ---
    It's dog eat dog food! It's social upheaval!
[22:20] ---
    Look!
[22:22] ---
    The sun that rose from the west is setting
[22:27] ---
    Run home! It's dinner time already.
[22:30] ---
    Let's go home! Let's go home!
[22:44] ---
    You damn old hag!
[22:45] ---
    What'd you barge in here and call
    me damn old hag for, you damn brat?
[22:48] ---
    This is wrong, isn't it?!
    Why does Himeji get zero points?!
[22:52] ---
    She forgot to put her name.
    Of course she gets zero points.
[22:55] ---
    That isn't right! Since she took the test alone,
[22:58] ---
    even if she didn't write her name,
    it's completely obvious it was her!
[23:02] ---
    You guys didn't even notice that?! You idiot!
[23:08] ---
    I never thought I'd be called an "idiot" by you.
[23:12] ---
    In any case, please put her points back.
[23:15] ---
    Or let her retake the
    placement test from the start!
[23:19] ---
    You really are an idiot, aren't you?
[23:23] ---
    Huh?
[23:24] ---
    What?
[23:26] ---
    Idiot.
[23:27] ---
    Idiot.
[23:28] ---
    Idiot.
[23:29] ---
    Idiot.
[23:29] ---
    A real idiot.
[23:30] ---
    Idiot.
[23:32] ---
    Akihisa, you really are an idiot.
[23:36] ---
    What?! Y-You're saying that too, Himeji?! Why?!
[23:45] ---
    Idiot!
[23:49] ---
    "Idiot"
[23:51] ---
    "See you again!"
    "Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

Season 2

1 - Me, Everyone, and Swimming in the Ocean!

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[00:16] ---
    So, Aki, how many
    people are going on this trip?
[00:21] ---
    Akihisa Yoshii is
    being put in a tight spot.
[00:26] ---
    N-Nine people, including you...
    Is that a problem?
[00:30] ---
    If we rent a van, it'll
    be fine, but seven is a lot.
[00:33] ---
    Who did you invite?
[00:36] ---
    F-For example, you know
    these guys, too, right?
[00:40] ---
    Yuuji...
[00:43] ---
    Hideyoshi...
[00:46] ---
    Muttsulini...
[00:48] ---
    Who else?
[00:50] ---
    Th-The others are...
[00:52] ---
    Th-This isn't good. She forbids me
    from being close friends with girls.
[00:58] ---
    For Kirishima, I can probably get by
    by telling Sis that she's Yuuji's fiancée.
[01:02] ---
    But Himeji...
[01:05] ---
    Minami...
[01:07] ---
    Kudou... If she realizes they're coming,
    too, I don't know what she'll do to me!
[01:11] ---
    So, who else?
[01:13] ---
    Huh? Well, H-H...
[01:16] ---
    You've already mentioned Hideyoshi.
[01:18] ---
    H... It's a secret.
[01:22] ---
    Aki, please clench your teeth.
[01:24] ---
    I'm sorry! I was just joking!
[01:26] ---
    If you're honest with me,
    I'll reward you with a kiss.
[01:31] ---
    The remaining four
    people are space people.
[01:33] ---
    --Aki, close your eyes.
[01:35] ---
    --Argh!
[01:35] ---
    Wait a sec! I clearly lied to you, didn't I?!
[01:38] ---
    In a sense, humans are space people, too.
[01:42] ---
    Wait! I apologize! Stop! Stop!
[01:48] ---
    Why...? To think that
    you refuse that strongly...
[01:52] ---
    Ah... I'm sorry. But a
    brother and sister kissing...
[01:56] ---
    It's arousing, right?
[01:57] ---
    A perv! A hopeless
    perv stands before me!
[02:00] ---
    Please don't take it
    seriously. I was 30% joking.
[02:04] ---
    Oh no... So she was
    more than half serious.
[02:07] ---
    To start with, it was your fault that
    you tried to weasel your way out by lying.
[02:10] ---
    Ack!
[02:11] ---
    Why did you try weaseling out of telling me?
[02:14] ---
    You won't get upset?
[02:16] ---
    Of course not. Unless you're bringing girls,
[02:20] ---
    I won't get upset or
    make you wear girls' clo--
[02:23] ---
    Where are you going, Aki?
[02:25] ---
    I don't wanna be
    scolded, beaten, smashed,
[02:27] ---
    and forced to wear girls' clothes!
[02:29] ---
    I see... So you invited girls, too...
[02:32] ---
    I-It's not like that! It's just that...
[02:40] ---
    Himeji and the others
    help me out with my studies.
[02:43] ---
    Also I'd feel bad not inviting them
    when we always do things together.
[02:46] ---
    I didn't know it'd turn out to
    be an overnight trip, either, so...
[02:49] ---
    Seriously, what will I do with you?
[02:55] ---
    Okay, then.
[02:56] ---
    What?! Th-Then...
[02:58] ---
    Just this time, okay?
[03:00] ---
    However, if I see you engaging
    in illicit sexual activities...
[03:07] ---
    ...your entire family will be killed.
[03:09] ---
    Err, that includes you, Sis.
[03:14] ---
    Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
    which one is wonderful?
[03:34] ---
    My future starts spinning colorfully
[03:40] ---
    How much should I tell him?
    Should I pretend I didn't see?
[03:45] ---
    I see, this vast world
    grows based on my mood
[03:51] ---
    I love you today, I really love you
[03:57] ---
    I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
    than the number of the stars in the sky
[04:02] ---
    I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
    but I had a dream of walking with you
[04:08] ---
    I'm sorry... It's just,
    I didn't know it was love
[04:13] ---
    The answer is, you and mystery
    plus me equals infinite jump!!
[04:37] ---
    "BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[04:42] ---
    "Episode 1
    Me, Everyone, and Swimming in the Ocean!"
[04:44] ---
    And, today is the day of their beach trip.
[04:47] ---
    It's a good thing the
    weather is nice, huh, Yuuji?
[04:49] ---
    Yeah. Everyone was able to make it, too.
[04:53] ---
    I was so excited about this trip
    that I had a hard time sleeping.
[04:56] ---
    Come on, Mizuki. You aren't
    an elementary school kid.
[04:59] ---
    I got a new swimsuit for today, too.
[05:02] ---
    I thought you bought a new one just recently.
[05:04] ---
    That one... uhm... didn't fit.
[05:07] ---
    A-ha... Could it be
    that you gained weight?
[05:11] ---
    Just a little! Just a little!
    It was just a little bit of a lot...
[05:16] ---
    So which is it?
[05:19] ---
    It's not like that.
[05:20] ---
    I'm sure my weight gain was
    caused by my hair growing, that's all!
[05:24] ---
    Geez... That's because
    you let your guard down.
[05:26] ---
    As for me, I even lost
    weight due to the heat.
[05:29] ---
    What?! That's not fair, Minami!
    That's a harsh betrayal!
[05:33] ---
    Yeah, I did lose weight...
    starting with my breasts.
[05:37] ---
    Himeji, Shimada, aren't
    you guys worrying too much?
[05:40] ---
    I don't think you two look
    much different from before.
[05:43] ---
    Well, excuse me! I know my
    breasts grow slower than yours!
[05:47] ---
    My breasts don't grow!
[05:50] ---
    You don't have to be nice to me.
[05:52] ---
    I know you'll get huge boobs
    and leave me in the dust!
[05:55] ---
    You have such a busty figure.
    You can't understand our worries!
[06:00] ---
    I'm a guy! Calm down!
[06:02] ---
    What's with you two today?
[06:05] ---
    It's just...
[06:07] ---
    I envy her breasts.
[06:09] ---
    I envy her slim waist.
[06:11] ---
    Indeed, Akira is dangerous.
    I have to keep a sharp eye on Yuuji.
[06:16] ---
    Yeah, she's got such a nice figure.
    It's amazing! It seems like she'd look good
[06:19] ---
    in those string bikinis you
    see in dirty magazines, huh?
[06:25] ---
    Oh? What's the matter, Kouta?
[06:28] ---
    I got a little carsick.
[06:29] ---
    It's not often that
    carsickness causes nose bleeds.
[06:32] ---
    Aki, could you get the motion
    sickness medicine from my bag?
[06:36] ---
    Okay!
[06:38] ---
    Hm? The zipper doesn't open.
[06:41] ---
    One, two... Oof!
[06:43] ---
    Okay, it's open. Hm?
[06:47] ---
    A school swimsuit (old type). Wow...
[06:51] ---
    Sis! This is "out"!
[06:52] ---
    What's with you, Akihisa?!
[06:54] ---
    What do I do, Yuuji?! I've got a
    hopelessly pathetic person in my family!
[06:58] ---
    I think the pathetic one is you,
    holding that school swimsuit tight.
[07:01] ---
    Well, this is my sister's swimsuit and...
[07:03] ---
    I see. You have an interest in
    your sister's school swimsuit, huh?
[07:07] ---
    That is hopeless.
[07:09] ---
    You got it wrong! I won't allow this!
[07:12] ---
    You were worried about being
    embarrassed, so you asked me to wear
[07:16] ---
    something that exposes as
    little as possible, right, Aki?
[07:18] ---
    I'm sorry! Compared to the embarrassment
[07:21] ---
    of walking with my own sister
    in this swimsuit at her age,
[07:23] ---
    your exposure was nothing!
    Change! Change the swimsuit!
[07:27] ---
    As your brother, I can't
    allow something like this!
[07:30] ---
    In other words, are you saying that
    this swimsuit exposes too little skin?
[07:33] ---
    Oh, think whatever you like.
[07:35] ---
    Akihisa, you should
    watch your naughtiness.
[07:37] ---
    Ahh! Muttsulini, the king of
    naughtiness, called me naughty!
[07:42] ---
    Don't cry, Akihisa. You call
    others idiots at times, too, right?
[07:46] ---
    Does that mean that
    I'm the king of idiots?!
[07:49] ---
    I guess it can't be helped.
    I'll wear a different swimsuit.
[07:52] ---
    Actually, it was tight around the
    bust and my breasts fell out, so...
[07:58] ---
    Bust... Bust... Breasts fell out...!
[08:03] ---
    Wow, what a nice view.
[08:06] ---
    The breeze feels nice, too.
[08:07] ---
    This location is perfect.
[08:09] ---
    All right! Let's go
    quickly change and swim!
[08:12] ---
    Okay!
[08:13] ---
    Today's the day that I make sure
    everyone realizes that I'm a guy!
[08:17] ---
    This time, I was careful to
    purchase guys' swimming trunks.
[08:21] ---
    I won't let anyone complain!
[08:23] ---
    Yahoo!
[08:25] ---
    I changed in the car!
[08:27] ---
    The tan I got from my swimming club
    swimsuit doesn't match with this one.
[08:31] ---
    This is also sexy, isn't it, Muttsulini?
[08:36] ---
    If you wanna take pictures of me,
    you can take as many as you want.
[08:39] ---
    I don't mind.
[08:40] ---
    Don't flatter yourself, Aiko Kudou.
[08:43] ---
    Huh?
[08:44] ---
    I haven't the slightest
    interest in your swimsu--
[08:49] ---
    This is caused by sunstroke.
[08:51] ---
    You really hung in there, Muttsulini.
    You lasted 28 seconds.
[08:54] ---
    It's amazing! You beat your old
    record for holding back your nosebleed!
[08:57] ---
    Are you okay, Muttsulini?
[09:00] ---
    Ahh... If you get
    closer to him, Kudou...
[09:06] ---
    The sunlight is... strong...
[09:09] ---
    Muttsulini!
[09:10] ---
    I wish to be reincarnated as a bird.
[09:14] ---
    Oh no... Don't even joke like that!
[09:17] ---
    And I wish to be able to peek on
    the girls' locker room from the sky
[09:20] ---
    as much as my heart desires.
[09:24] ---
    He didn't learn anything
    from his death in this world.
[09:27] ---
    Woosh... Woosh...
[09:31] ---
    --I didn't know that lemon juice
    goes surprisingly well with sugar.
[09:34] ---
    --I'm sorry to keep you guys waiting!
[09:38] ---
    Thanks for waiting.
[09:39] ---
    Is Tsuchiya okay?
[09:42] ---
    He's stable right now.
[09:43] ---
    Aiko, don't tease him too much.
[09:46] ---
    Well, I didn't do anything, though.
[09:50] ---
    You look so cute in that
    swimsuit that Tsuchiya got excited.
[09:56] ---
    There has not been
    any confirmation of that.
[10:01] ---
    Excited?
[10:02] ---
    Yes. He's a guy, too, after all.
[10:06] ---
    I see...
[10:09] ---
    Scissors.
[10:10] ---
    Arrrrrrrrgh!
[10:13] ---
    What'd you do that
    for all of a sudden?!
[10:15] ---
    You have to get excited by
    watching me in a swimsuit, so...
[10:19] ---
    You didn't have to do that.
[10:21] ---
    You both are pretty
    and have nice figures.
[10:23] ---
    Oh... stop it...
    "Pretty"? I'm embarrassed.
[10:27] ---
    Thank you, Yoshii.
[10:29] ---
    I know I don't have
    a nice figure after all!
[10:33] ---
    That's not really true. You're slim
    and the right places are protruding, so...
[10:37] ---
    Yeah, yeah. My bust is slim
    and my belly is protruding!
[10:41] ---
    No one said that!
[10:43] ---
    Hey, guys! Sorry to keep you waiting!
[10:48] ---
    You! What're you doing?!
[10:50] ---
    What is it?
[10:51] ---
    Why aren't you wearing your top?!
[10:53] ---
    Because this is a men's swimsuit.
[10:56] ---
    A girl shouldn't wear a men's swimsuit!
[10:58] ---
    Well, I'm not a girl.
[11:00] ---
    Anyway, come with me!
[11:02] ---
    You're mistaken!
    Listen to me! I'm saying, wait!
[11:07] ---
    Oh, Minami, did my
    brother make a blunder?
[11:15] ---
    What's the matter, Minami?
[11:17] ---
    It's okay. I know I'll never
    be able to beat that.
[11:21] ---
    Akira, excuse me a second.
[11:26] ---
    Amazing!
[11:28] ---
    I'm sorry! Please excuse me, too!
[11:35] ---
    Beaches are cruel, aren't they?
[11:38] ---
    It's God who's cruel.
[11:40] ---
    I'm sorry I took so long, everyone.
[11:44] ---
    Is something wrong, Hideyoshi?
    You seem to be down.
[11:49] ---
    Please don't ask me about it.
[11:52] ---
    Beaches in summer
    are cruel in many ways.
[12:00] ---
    Idiot Test!
[12:08] ---
    Akihisa, it's more to your right.
[12:10] ---
    That's not true.
    It's actually more to your left.
[12:12] ---
    Yoshii, keep going straight ahead.
[12:16] ---
    Who's telling the truth?
[12:18] ---
    Aki, it's 32 degrees
    left at a distance of 4.7m.
[12:24] ---
    It's actually at the opposite direction.
[12:26] ---
    Everyone's giving me
    different instructions. What do I do?
[12:30] ---
    What about Yuuji?
[12:32] ---
    Yuuji, what do you
    think of this swimsuit?
[12:34] ---
    Nothing, really.
    I saw it before, didn't I?
[12:36] ---
    That's because you aren't seeing it
    carefully. You should see it up closer.
[12:41] ---
    Hey! Don't get so close!
    All sorts of things are touching me!
[12:44] ---
    It's... right... there!
[12:47] ---
    Bite me!
[12:51] ---
    That was close!
[12:52] ---
    Tsk! I missed it.
[12:56] ---
    I'm sorry, Yuuji.
    I thought it was a watermelon.
[13:00] ---
    It looked as if you
    dashed with no hesitation.
[13:04] ---
    What're you saying, Hideyoshi?
    That's a terrible misunderstanding.
[13:07] ---
    He's right, Hideyoshi.
[13:09] ---
    All Akihisa was doing was
    looking for the watermelon.
[13:12] ---
    Now, it's my turn.
[13:16] ---
    What's the matter?
    Let go of the bat, Akihisa.
[13:19] ---
    You tried just a little earlier and failed.
[13:22] ---
    The first round is over. It's the
    second round now and I go first, right?
[13:26] ---
    It's just fair to do it in the
    opposite order in the second round.
[13:29] ---
    Uhm, we don't really want to smash
    the watermelon, so why don't we stop
[13:33] ---
    the watermelon cracking game now?
[13:35] ---
    Don't worry! We're definitely
    not gonna crack the watermelon!
[13:38] ---
    What're you guys going to crack?
[13:43] ---
    Ahh... I'm exhausted.
[13:45] ---
    I haven't even swum yet.
    Why am I so exhausted?
[13:48] ---
    You asked for it.
[13:51] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[13:52] ---
    We bought lunch.
[13:55] ---
    Sorry that it took us a while.
[13:56] ---
    Was it crowded?
[13:57] ---
    No, but...
[13:59] ---
    Well, we got hit on.
[14:02] ---
    I really don't like stuff like that.
[14:04] ---
    Me, neither.
[14:06] ---
    I see. That must've been a hassle.
[14:08] ---
    You can just laugh it off, right?
[14:11] ---
    Yeah, he's right.
[14:13] ---
    Hey, both of you.
    That kind of attitude isn't good.
[14:17] ---
    Huh?
[14:19] ---
    Geez, you don't get how
    women's minds work, do you?
[14:22] ---
    That's right. You should
    be more worried, Yuuji.
[14:25] ---
    Huh?! About wha--
[14:27] ---
    Argh! My bones...!
[14:30] ---
    I wish Akihisa got jealous
    over us, too, even just a little bit...
[14:34] ---
    Oh yeah, why don't we
    make him worry a little?
[14:37] ---
    Yeah.
[14:38] ---
    Guys like that are everywhere.
    It's such a pain, right, Mizuki?!
[14:42] ---
    Yeah, they're always bothering us!
[14:47] ---
    Oh? Do you two often get hit on?
[14:50] ---
    Yes! We get hit on all the time!
[14:52] ---
    Yeah! We get hit on everywhere!
[14:54] ---
    But, you guys seemed
    like you weren't used to it.
[14:58] ---
    What?!
[14:58] ---
    Th-That's not true! Since it happens
    all the time, we were just disgusted.
[15:03] ---
    That's right,
[15:04] ---
    though you may not get it since
    you're dull and a stranger to relationships!
[15:08] ---
    How rude! If we're talking
    hitting on girls, I, too, can easily...
[15:11] ---
    Easily what?
[15:13] ---
    Easily what?
[15:15] ---
    To start with, there's no
    way you can hit on girls, Aki!
[15:19] ---
    That's right! Hitting on
    girls doesn't suit you, Akihisa!
[15:22] ---
    I don't think it'll work, either!
    You shouldn't put up a front!
[15:27] ---
    You don't get a woman's heart either,
    Yuuji. That's why you're unpopular.
[15:30] ---
    How dare you say
    something like th-- Argh!
[15:33] ---
    Everyone has his or her
    strengths and weaknesses.
[15:36] ---
    You're not suited for relationships.
[15:44] ---
    Damn! I can't take it!
[15:47] ---
    I feel like I was unfairly scolded.
[15:49] ---
    How can they say we're unpopular?!
[15:52] ---
    Yeah! If I get serious, I can
    hit on as many girls as I... Hm?
[15:57] ---
    "Argh"
[16:00] ---
    What's wrong, Akihisa?!
[16:01] ---
    I-I saw an unbelievable sight...
[16:06] ---
    ...is being hit on...
[16:08] ---
    Huh?
[16:09] ---
    Muttsulini is being hit on by girls.
[16:12] ---
    That's ridiculous. I keep telling
    you to cut it with the nonsense talk...
[16:16] ---
    You're a genius at
    taking pictures, aren't you?
[16:19] ---
    Oh, this is nothing special.
[16:21] ---
    Oh, you're being shy,
    aren't you? How cute.
[16:27] ---
    This can't be happening...
    Why is Muttsulini...
[16:30] ---
    Yuuji...
[16:32] ---
    What is it?
[16:32] ---
    This is just hypothetically speaking...
[16:35] ---
    but could you and I be the only
    ones among us who're unpopular?
[16:42] ---
    Don't be ridiculous!
    That can't be right!
[16:45] ---
    Yeah! There's no way
    that's the case, right?!
[16:50] ---
    At a glance, Muttsulini
    looks completely harmless, so...
[16:53] ---
    It's just that he's a different
    type from us, that's all, right?!
[16:55] ---
    Yeah, so it'd be premature
    to think that we're unpopular!
[16:58] ---
    That's right, right?! How dare they
    say that there's no way I can hit on girls!
[17:01] ---
    I'll show them what I can do!
[17:03] ---
    That's the spirit, Akihisa! Let's show
    what we can do when we get serious!
[17:06] ---
    Yeah!
[17:08] ---
    "Thinking back on it,
[17:11] ---
    something must've been
    really wrong with us at that time."
[17:18] ---
    In any case, how do we
    go about hitting on girls?
[17:20] ---
    The quickest route would
    be to imitate a successful guy.
[17:22] ---
    Let's follow Muttsulini's example.
[17:24] ---
    We target those who're
    trying to take pictures?
[17:26] ---
    Yeah, the first person will start
    by creating an opportunity, saying,
[17:30] ---
    "I can take your picture if you like."
[17:32] ---
    I see...
[17:33] ---
    Then, if the second person
    gets a conversation going,
[17:37] ---
    the rest will go without a hitch.
[17:39] ---
    So how do we get a conversation going?
[17:41] ---
    That's something the second
    person has to think about.
[17:44] ---
    So if the whole thing fails,
    it'd be the second person's fault, huh?
[17:51] ---
    You jerk, Akihisa! Why are
    you running like a maniac?!
[17:54] ---
    You too, Yuuji!
    What's with that crazy running?!
[17:57] ---
    You take your time and come later.
[17:59] ---
    You should do that!
    I'll create an opportunity, so...!
[18:02] ---
    I can't trust you! Just leave it to me!
[18:05] ---
    Not a chance!
[18:10] ---
    Thanks for waiting!
    Well then, I'll take your picture!
[18:12] ---
    "Gasping, gasping... Gasping, gasping..."
[18:16] ---
    Miss... you're pretty.
[18:20] ---
    If you like, I can take...
    a picture of you in a swimsuit...
[18:31] ---
    I never thought that
    they'd call the police...
[18:34] ---
    Using pictures to create an
    opportunity might be tough, huh?
[18:38] ---
    Yeah... Unlike Muttsulini,
    we're not good at taking pictures.
[18:43] ---
    Okay then, let's change the approach.
[18:46] ---
    What're we gonna do?
[18:47] ---
    How about we praise the target's
    looks to thaw the ice and get close?
[18:52] ---
    Yeah, people like being praised.
[18:55] ---
    But how do we praise them?
[18:57] ---
    Use figurative expressions,
[18:59] ---
    like telling them they resemble
    some showbiz person or athlete.
[19:02] ---
    If you compare them to someone
    and get the conversation going...
[19:07] ---
    ...it'll be a piece of cake!
[19:12] ---
    Thanks.
[19:13] ---
    Uhm... you're pretty, Miss.
[19:16] ---
    What? Really?
[19:18] ---
    Yeah, you've got an outstanding figure!
[19:21] ---
    I think so, too! It's really nice!
[19:24] ---
    Oh, you guys are good at flattery.
[19:26] ---
    No, it's not flattery!
[19:28] ---
    That's right! We really think that way!
[19:31] ---
    Yeah! You've really got a nice figure.
[19:33] ---
    You're just like...
[19:34] ---
    Yeah, you're just like...
[19:36] ---
    You're just like one of the
    nude models in dirty magazines!
[19:46] ---
    What a right hook she had...
    She could be a world champion.
[19:49] ---
    I bet that lady is a future champion
    because I even feel it in my legs.
[19:53] ---
    Oh?
[19:55] ---
    Where have you two been?
[19:57] ---
    Gulp!
[19:58] ---
    Your faces are swollen.
[19:59] ---
    What happened?
[20:00] ---
    N-Nothing, really, right, Yuuji?!
[20:02] ---
    Y-Yeah! We just fell,
    that's all. Right, Akihisa?!
[20:06] ---
    Yuuji! Let's go back to
    the swimming competition!
[20:08] ---
    Yeah! I'm not gonna lose this time!
[20:14] ---
    We were finally close to succeeding!
[20:16] ---
    But since you said
    something uncalled for...!
[20:18] ---
    That's because you said stupid stuff!
[20:20] ---
    What'd you say?! Are you
    trying to pin this all on me?!
[20:22] ---
    You jerk... Are you picking a fight?
[20:25] ---
    Let's not. Fighting won't get us anywhere.
[20:29] ---
    Yeah.
[20:30] ---
    You know, I was thinking...
[20:32] ---
    Don't you think things go bad
    because we're not really serious?
[20:36] ---
    Huh?
[20:37] ---
    I mean, since they're not our types,
[20:39] ---
    we're unconsciously holding back.
[20:42] ---
    True... If we can't get serious,
    then what can we do, right?
[20:47] ---
    As if...
[20:49] ---
    That's an uncool excuse, isn't it?
[20:54] ---
    What's the matter, Yuuji?
[21:04] ---
    All right, then! Why don't
    we try one last time with them?
[21:07] ---
    Yeah, let's do it.
[21:12] ---
    E-Excuse me...
[21:16] ---
    A-Actually... we got lost.
[21:20] ---
    W-Well, we're looking for the
    swimming beach, do you know where it...
[21:24] ---
    Idiot! This is the swimming beach!
[21:28] ---
    You said we got lost,
    so without thinking, I just...
[22:20] ---
    Hm?
[22:25] ---
    Her hair color... changed?!
[22:31] ---
    I'm always like this.
[22:33] ---
    Sh-Shouko...
[22:35] ---
    Oh shoot!
[22:37] ---
    Huh?
[22:40] ---
    Sorry, Akihisa...
[22:42] ---
    Muttsulini?! Why...?
[22:45] ---
    They were giving off a vibe that
    I was going to be killed if I refused.
[22:47] ---
    I-Is it possible that you guys
    knew we were hitting on girls?
[22:50] ---
    They said just the right arm...
[22:53] ---
    Just the right arm, huh?
    It sounds painful.
[22:56] ---
    I don't wanna go back.
[22:58] ---
    They said they'd spare just the
    right arm and break everything else.
[23:05] ---
    Akihisa, please stay where you are.
[23:09] ---
    I'm going to give you a full-course
    punishment today. Be prepared, Aki!
[23:12] ---
    Your sister feels sad...
    about losing her little brother.
[23:16] ---
    Run, Akihisa!
[23:18] ---
    These three are serious about hurtin--
[23:22] ---
    Akihisa... We had a lot of fun together.
[23:25] ---
    Noooooo!
[23:33] ---
    Yuuji...
[23:35] ---
    Yes, Ma'am.
[23:37] ---
    Sit in a formal way.
[23:37] ---
    What? But we're in the...
[23:40] ---
    Sit in a formal way.
[23:41] ---
    Well, we're in the ocean so...
[23:44] ---
    Are you going to make me say it again?
[23:49] ---
    Sit in a formal way...
[23:52] ---
    Question 2.
[23:53] ---
    Aside from water, what is the
    primary component of seawater?
[23:57] ---
    Tears of regrets and penitence.
[23:59] ---
    What happened?
[24:00] ---
    Next episode!
[24:01] ---
    "Me, Yukata, and Festivities!"
[24:03] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Please join us again next week!
    Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

2 - Me, Yukata, and Festivities!

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[00:24] ---
    Hm? Where am I?
[00:26] ---
    "Construction" "We apologize for the inconvenience"
    "We appreciate your understanding"
[00:28] ---
    "Class A River 'River Styx' (Hades)"
[00:32] ---
    Could this be... the River Styx?
[00:35] ---
    Come here... Come to this side...
[00:39] ---
    This side is nice.
[00:41] ---
    Everything's a blast here.
[00:45] ---
    You don't have to be scared, Akihisa.
[00:48] ---
    This side is nice in its own way.
[00:50] ---
    Yuuji, why are you on that side?!
[00:53] ---
    Don't be frightened, Akihisa.
    As you can see, I'm just fine.
[00:56] ---
    You don't have to
    worry about anything, so...
[00:59] ---
    Come to this side!
[01:08] ---
    Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
    which one is wonderful?
[01:28] ---
    My future starts spinning colorfully
[01:34] ---
    How much should I tell him?
    Should I pretend I didn't see?
[01:39] ---
    I see, this vast world
    grows based on my mood
[01:45] ---
    I love you today, I really love you
[01:51] ---
    I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
    than the number of the stars in the sky
[01:56] ---
    I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
    but I had a dream of walking with you
[02:02] ---
    I'm sorry... It's just,
    I didn't know it was love
[02:07] ---
    The answer is, you and mystery
    plus me equals infinite jump!!
SIGN    "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:37] ---
    "Episode 2
    Me, Yukata, and Festivities!"
[02:43] ---
    Wh-Where are we?
[02:44] ---
    I don't remember much, but
    I feel like I went through hell, literally.
[02:48] ---
    When your delirious
    ramblings became a conversation,
[02:50] ---
    I thought that you
    were goners, to be honest.
[02:52] ---
    I'm surprised... that we're still alive.
[02:57] ---
    Akihisa and Yuuji made
    a challenge to hit on girls.
[03:01] ---
    The girls found that out and
    gave them punishment. Teehee.
[03:04] ---
    At any rate, what a
    horrible punishment that was.
[03:08] ---
    To think that they did not only that,
    but they also used something like that...
[03:11] ---
    But this is rather unexpected.
[03:13] ---
    Yeah, we did something pretty terrible.
[03:17] ---
    It was extremely rude of you to go
    hit on other girls when you're with girls.
[03:22] ---
    But considering what
    we did, we got off easy.
[03:25] ---
    People don't call having a
    near-death experience getting off easy.
[03:29] ---
    It's hard to think that they'd
    let us off the hook this easily.
[03:32] ---
    There may be more to come.
[03:33] ---
    What do we do, Yuuji? Should we run?
[03:35] ---
    What's this about "running"?!
[03:44] ---
    Tada!
[03:49] ---
    Oh, you guys went and
    changed into yukata, huh?
[03:52] ---
    Yes, they're holding a festival, so...
[03:59] ---
    What do you think, Akihisa?
[04:01] ---
    Y-Yeah, that looks good on you.
[04:03] ---
    This might be my
    first time wearing yukata.
[04:06] ---
    Oh, that's right. You grew up overseas.
[04:15] ---
    Wh-What, Aki?
[04:18] ---
    Ah, no, nothing.
[04:21] ---
    You were admiring
    Minami just now, weren't you?
[04:24] ---
    She's especially cute in a yukata, isn't she?
[04:26] ---
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[04:27] ---
    Kimonos are nice since
    they make you look good
[04:29] ---
    even if you have small breasts.
[04:31] ---
    I-I have no idea what
    you're talking about.
[04:34] ---
    Geez... If you have no idea,
    then I'll show you. Just watch.
[04:40] ---
    Here's a peep.
[04:43] ---
    See? His reaction was
    quicker than usual, right?
[04:48] ---
    What's wrong?! Hang in there, Muttsulini!
[04:53] ---
    This may look bad, but it isn't, really.
[05:00] ---
    Yuuji...
[05:02] ---
    What do you think of me in a yukata?
[05:05] ---
    Well, I suppose you look good in it.
[05:08] ---
    Then do you wanna marry me?
[05:11] ---
    Not at all.
[05:12] ---
    Then do you wanna get engaged to me?
[05:16] ---
    Not even a bit.
[05:17] ---
    Then, Yuuji...
[05:19] ---
    No way, Jose!
[05:21] ---
    Do you wanna keep breathing?
[05:22] ---
    Ahh! You're really cute, Shouko!
[05:27] ---
    You shouldn't fight your feelings, Yuuji.
[05:29] ---
    You threatened me.
[05:31] ---
    My mom told me to do whatever it
    takes when it comes to relationships.
[05:36] ---
    What's going on with
    Himeji and the others...
[05:41] ---
    I thought they were all upset.
[05:45] ---
    Well then, everyone!
[05:47] ---
    Let's go to the festival now!
[05:52] ---
    Yeah, Akira.
[05:54] ---
    We don't want to be late.
[05:56] ---
    This is only my second time
    going to a festival in Japan,
[05:59] ---
    so I'm looking forward to it!
[06:01] ---
    We can't be late.
[06:04] ---
    Let's go already!
[06:06] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[06:12] ---
    Wow, it's lively, isn't it?
[06:14] ---
    Yeah, it seems fun!
[06:16] ---
    Oh? Döner kebab?
[06:18] ---
    They look delicious.
[06:20] ---
    Yeah? Then let's try some.
[06:23] ---
    What?!
[06:24] ---
    This is your punishment
    for earlier. You go buy some.
[06:31] ---
    I shouldn't have said that.
[06:33] ---
    Would you like to eat them,
    too, Aki? I'll go buy some.
[06:37] ---
    Yes, I have no objection...
    Wait... What?! You'll buy them?
[06:43] ---
    Is something the matter?
[06:44] ---
    No, nothing!
[06:49] ---
    Why...? It couldn't be
    that she forgave me, could it?
[06:54] ---
    Well then, let's share it.
[06:58] ---
    I'd like to try many other things, too, so...
[07:01] ---
    O-Okay. You go ahead.
[07:05] ---
    Really? Then...
[07:09] ---
    I guess they don't use lamb in Japan, huh?
[07:12] ---
    Here, you have some, too.
[07:18] ---
    Whoa! This is good!
[07:20] ---
    Oh? Aki, you got sauce on your face.
[07:26] ---
    Th-Thanks, Sis.
[07:29] ---
    Akihisa!
[07:31] ---
    I bought some octopus dumplings.
    Would you like some?
[07:34] ---
    Thanks, Mizuki. Then, I'll have one piece.
[07:38] ---
    Here you go. Say ahh.
[07:41] ---
    Huh?
[07:42] ---
    Is something wrong, Akihisa?
[07:45] ---
    Ah, no... nothing.
[07:49] ---
    Well then, say ahh.
[07:51] ---
    Ahh...
[07:53] ---
    Hmm... The pancake part is hot
    and creamy and the octopus is chewy.
[07:59] ---
    I-It's not like that, Sis!
    This isn't illicit sexual activity!
[08:03] ---
    What's wrong, Aki?
[08:06] ---
    --Huh?
    - -It wasn't good?
[08:08] ---
    What?
[08:10] ---
    What did you screw up this time, Aki?
[08:12] ---
    Getting worked up over a festival?
    You're really childish.
[08:16] ---
    Me? It's you who's really getting worked up.
[08:20] ---
    Th-They said they'd give
    these to me for free, so...!
[08:22] ---
    You lived in Germany so long,
    so you couldn't help it, right?
[08:26] ---
    Oh yeah, would you like
    some cotton candy? It's good.
[08:30] ---
    What?
[08:37] ---
    O-Okay then...
[08:38] ---
    Here you go, say ahh.
[08:42] ---
    Do you like it?
[08:43] ---
    Y-Yeah, it tastes good.
[08:46] ---
    Good.
[08:48] ---
    Yuuji... would you like
    some yakisoba noodles?
[08:51] ---
    Y-Yeah, I guess I'll have some.
[08:54] ---
    I got okonomiyaki, too.
[08:55] ---
    Th-That's considerate of you.
[08:57] ---
    Here's some ramune soda.
[08:59] ---
    Th-Thank you...
[09:01] ---
    Good, Yuuji was forgiven, too.
[09:04] ---
    - -This is a festival after all.
[09:06] ---
    They'd want to enjoy it
    rather than be upset, right?
[09:08] ---
    Akihisa!
[09:10] ---
    I saw some color
    baby chickens over there!
[09:13] ---
    I thought they went extinct.
[09:15] ---
    Well... they just paint the baby chickens.
[09:18] ---
    What?! Then it wasn't
    because of their breed?
[09:23] ---
    That's not possible! Right, Muttsulini?
[09:28] ---
    "Color Baby Chickens"
[09:30] ---
    "Cheep, cheep, cheep..."
[09:31] ---
    "Grab!"
[09:31] ---
    "Cheeeeep?!"
[09:32] ---
    "Rumble, rumble, rumble..."
[09:33] ---
    "Sneer"
[09:34] ---
    I'll color you however I like!
[09:37] ---
    Th-That's common sense.
[09:40] ---
    Aki, are you enjoying the festival?
[09:43] ---
    Yep!
[09:44] ---
    Yuuji, are you having fun?
[09:46] ---
    Y... Yeah.
[09:48] ---
    Oh, Akihisa, there's a fun
    event going on here, too.
SIGN    "The First Summer 'Miss Yukata'
    Beauty Contest"... huh?
[09:57] ---
    A beauty contest, huh?
[09:58] ---
    That sounds fun.
[09:59] ---
    Good photo opportunities.
[10:01] ---
    Why don't we all go?
[10:03] ---
    Or better yet, why not have
    everyone compete in the event?
[10:07] ---
    Ah, well, I'm not saying
    you must or anything...
[10:10] ---
    I thought that might be
    a nice summer memory.
[10:14] ---
    That sounds good.
[10:16] ---
    What? Really?
[10:17] ---
    Yeah, let's participate, shall we?
[10:19] ---
    I'm sure it'll stay in our hearts.
[10:22] ---
    Yes, let's compete in the event...
[10:25] ---
    ...let's have everyone here compete.
[10:28] ---
    Scatter!
[10:38] ---
    Where are you going, Aki?
[10:41] ---
    We're all participating in the contest.
[10:44] ---
    I-I have no idea what you're talking about.
[10:48] ---
    Right, you guys aren't making any sense.
[10:51] ---
    Hitting on girls earlier...
[10:53] ---
    Surely you didn't think...
[10:55] ---
    that you were off the hook after
    that little punishment you got earlier?
[11:00] ---
    Don't worry. I have a makeup kit on me.
[11:03] ---
    What?!
[11:04] ---
    Wait! With my frame, there's no
    way I could dress up as a woman!
[11:07] ---
    Please satisfy your anger by
    dressing Akihisa up as a woman!
[11:10] ---
    Are you trying to weasel out of
    this by yourself?! You frickin' traitor!
[11:14] ---
    You both don't know when to give up.
[11:17] ---
    Why don't you follow the example
    of Tsuchiya who gave up like a man?!
[11:21] ---
    Huh?!
[11:22] ---
    Cruel... This is so cruel, Hideyoshi.
[11:27] ---
    I'm sorry. It's not in
    my nature to go easy...
[11:30] ---
    ...since makeup is one of
    the techniques for theater.
[11:33] ---
    "Akiko Yoshii"
[11:35] ---
    Why did you guys have
    to put your all into this?
[11:37] ---
    "Koumi Tsuchiya"
[11:39] ---
    How humiliating...
[11:42] ---
    Koumi Tsuchiya...? What on earth...
[11:45] ---
    "Hong Xiong Li"
[11:46] ---
    You've got it easy, Muttsulini.
[11:49] ---
    I'm dressed up as a woman, and on top
    of that, I'm supposed to be a foreigner!
[11:53] ---
    It's true that people could see a
    female foreign athlete having your frame.
[11:59] ---
    All three of you look good with makeup on.
[12:01] ---
    Yeah, you look very cute!
[12:04] ---
    Aki, your sister is happy
    that you grew up to be pretty.
[12:08] ---
    That's not something that
    you should say to your brother.
[12:13] ---
    Your sex appeal needs work, Yuuji.
[12:15] ---
    You guys forced me to
    wear this! Don't complain!
[12:17] ---
    Come to think of it...
[12:20] ---
    why am I being forced to compete, too?
[12:22] ---
    Well, that's the default for this show.
[12:30] ---
    Idiot Test!
[12:35] ---
    "The First Summer..."
[12:36] ---
    Let's start the First Summer
    "Miss Yukata" Beauty Contest.
[12:41] ---
    "First Summer 'Miss Yukata' Beauty Contest"
[12:44] ---
    As a commentator, we have
    Mr. Obata who's also wearing yukata.
[12:48] ---
    He's a sponsor of the event and
    will be the judge for the contest.
[12:50] ---
    I'm looking forward to
    seeing pretty women in yukata.
[12:54] ---
    "Akiko Yoshii"
[12:56] ---
    Well then, good luck.
[13:00] ---
    Don't worry! They won't figure it out.
[13:02] ---
    Yuuji, if you believe
    in yourself, you can win.
[13:05] ---
    Are you nuts?!
[13:08] ---
    I'll be sure to record your cute side.
[13:12] ---
    Damn you!
[13:15] ---
    What do we do, Yuuji?
[13:17] ---
    Our only option is to lose
    quickly and get out of this.
[13:20] ---
    Oh yeah! If we tell them we're guys...
[13:22] ---
    We can't do that.
[13:23] ---
    There might be school affiliates
    or acquaintances in the audience.
[13:28] ---
    If someone finds out, not only will
    they think we like dressing up as women,
[13:31] ---
    but they'll also think that we're so
    confident we participated in a contest
[13:34] ---
    and we have a habit of showing off,
[13:35] ---
    which means we'll appear
    incredibly pathetic in their eyes!
[13:37] ---
    If that happens,
    my social credibility will...!
[13:42] ---
    I don't think you have any
    social credibility to start with.
[13:44] ---
    Listen up! The only strategy
    for us to get out of this crisis is
[13:48] ---
    to get eliminated in the preliminary
    round without revealing that we're guys.
[13:56] ---
    This is our battle for manhood!
[14:01] ---
    "Thank you very much for your support."
    "Part 1. The End."
[14:04] ---
    Now, contestant No. 1,
    please step out onto the stage.
[14:13] ---
    Now... what should I do?
[14:15] ---
    Please tell us your name.
[14:17] ---
    I'll have my face down.
    I'll answer as softly as I can, too.
[14:21] ---
    Y-Yes, I'm Akiko Yoshii.
[14:24] ---
    Oh? Sounds like you're
    a shy person, Miss Akiko.
[14:28] ---
    I find that pure nature of
    hers cute. She gets a high score.
[14:32] ---
    Why?!
[14:33] ---
    Do you have any special talents?
[14:35] ---
    If I tell a total lie, it's possible
    they'll find it out if they question me...
[14:39] ---
    If I must say, it'd be cooking.
[14:41] ---
    I make things like paella
    and spaghetti carbonara.
[14:44] ---
    So you cook at home, too?
[14:46] ---
    Yes, more or less every day.
[14:49] ---
    It's rare to see a young
    woman like you these days.
[14:52] ---
    Do you have a boyfriend?
[14:54] ---
    I don't!
[14:56] ---
    This is good news for guys.
[14:59] ---
    What do you think, Mr. Obata?
[15:01] ---
    If you give me your cell number,
    I'll give you some spending money.
[15:06] ---
    Well, if he wasn't our sponsor,
    I would've decked him good.
[15:09] ---
    Now, Miss Akiko,
[15:10] ---
    what were you careful about
    when you put on a yukata today?
[15:13] ---
    I tried to avoid showing my body lines...
[15:17] ---
    I see.
[15:19] ---
    Mr. Obata, do you have any questions
    about her manner of wearing a yukata?
[15:23] ---
    I'd like to know if she's wearing underwear!
[15:27] ---
    Underwear?! Does he mean women's underwear?!
[15:29] ---
    I'm not wearing that stuff!
[15:35] ---
    Thank you for answering
    a surprisingly crude question.
[15:44] ---
    Nice high score!
[15:46] ---
    Damn you!
[15:50] ---
    Please tell us your name.
[15:53] ---
    My name is Koumi Tsuchiya.
[15:56] ---
    Did you come here to swim today?
[15:58] ---
    Yes.
[15:59] ---
    Do you often wear yukata?
[16:01] ---
    No.
[16:02] ---
    Did you come with your friends?
[16:05] ---
    Yes.
[16:06] ---
    Are they here in the audience?
[16:08] ---
    No.
[16:09] ---
    Hmm...
[16:11] ---
    Well then, besides yukata,
    what kind of clothes do you like?
[16:15] ---
    Silk Chinese dresses, kimono,
    and outfits for race car girls,
[16:17] ---
    cheerleaders, nurses, flight attendants,
    waitresses at family restaurants, and
[16:20] ---
    policewomen. Also leotards, lady's suits,
    sailor school uniforms, school blazers,
[16:24] ---
    shrine maiden outfits,
    maid uniforms and tennis outfits.
[16:25] ---
    I think they're wonderf-- Err, nothing...
[16:30] ---
    That was surprising.
[16:32] ---
    Despite your coolheaded attitude,
    Miss Koumi, you seem to like cosplay.
[16:37] ---
    P-Please forget it.
[16:38] ---
    Koumi! Koumi! Koumi! Koumi! Koumi!
[16:42] ---
    Y-You can't do that!
[16:44] ---
    What a reaction... She's definitely
    going to make it to the final round.
[16:48] ---
    Uhm... Really, you can't do that...
[16:57] ---
    Nice own goal!
[16:59] ---
    How did this happen?
[17:03] ---
    I'm Hong Xiong Li. Nice to meet you.
[17:08] ---
    She's quite tall, isn't she?
    What do you think, Mr. Obata?
[17:12] ---
    Wonderful! I love tall women.
[17:17] ---
    What?!
[17:18] ---
    She's got a high mark from the judge!
[17:21] ---
    Do you have any other questi-- Huh?
[17:23] ---
    How does Cambodia
    sound for our honeymoon?
[17:26] ---
    We're from different countries!
    I can't do that!
[17:31] ---
    With love, all things are possible, my honey.
[17:34] ---
    There's no love!
[17:36] ---
    I'm confident that love will emerge!
[17:39] ---
    I hate you!
[17:42] ---
    We can start off as friends.
[17:44] ---
    I'll take good care of you
    the rest of your life!
[17:48] ---
    Enough, already! I'm gonna
    beat you up, old geezer!
[17:51] ---
    You can do anything you like to me!
[17:56] ---
    I will not permit an affair.
[17:58] ---
    Shouko?! Why is this considered an affair?!
[18:09] ---
    I've got a scar in my heart.
[18:11] ---
    This summer has become
    unforgettable in many ways, hasn't it?
[18:14] ---
    I can no longer get married.
[18:16] ---
    It was good that the contest got suspended.
[18:19] ---
    It was a disaster to the sponsor, though.
[18:22] ---
    We went overboard, didn't we?
[18:24] ---
    Shall we let them off the hook now?
[18:26] ---
    Extenuating circumstances...
[18:28] ---
    Looks like they're sorry.
    Let's make an exception and forgive them.
[18:34] ---
    But I wonder who would've
    won if the contest went on.
[18:38] ---
    Well, wouldn't Hideyoshi
    be the most appropriate?
[18:41] ---
    Don't you think the word "appropriate"
    is wrong, considering that I'm a guy?
[18:46] ---
    My heart went pitter-patter when
    I saw Muttsulini in women's clothes.
[18:49] ---
    How about you, Akira?
[18:51] ---
    Well, since I'm used to
    seeing Aki in women's clothes,
[18:55] ---
    I liked the other two. It was refreshing.
[18:58] ---
    Hey, wait, Sis! I don't
    wear women's clothes!
[19:01] ---
    What're you saying, Aki?
[19:04] ---
    You wore a skirt again last night,
    right...? While you were asleep.
[19:09] ---
    Hey! What'd you do to
    me while I was asleep?!
[19:12] ---
    Don't worry. That's half a lie.
[19:15] ---
    A lie? How can you make
    what you just said half a lie?!
[19:20] ---
    I only made you wear it up to your knees.
[19:22] ---
    Then you made me wear it half way?!
[19:24] ---
    No. The industry
    terminology would be "halfway-off."
[19:27] ---
    Halfway-off?!
[19:29] ---
    Okay, guys! They're pretty much done!
[19:32] ---
    Let's eat!
[19:34] ---
    This is delicious!
[19:36] ---
    Sakamoto really is skilled
    in these things, isn't he?
[19:39] ---
    My proud husband.
[19:41] ---
    I wanted to cook, too,
    but Akihisa didn't let me help them.
[19:46] ---
    I wouldn't hurt myself with
    a kitchen knife or anything.
[19:48] ---
    That's not the problem, Himeji.
[19:50] ---
    The problem is, you could kill people
    even without using a kitchen knife.
[19:54] ---
    We'll die if we eat what she makes.
[19:56] ---
    Killer food...
[19:58] ---
    We can't let her make such dangerous food.
[20:01] ---
    Then, how about this time we have
    a cooking competition among us girls?
[20:05] ---
    We'll ask the guys to be the judges.
[20:06] ---
    Why'd you go and say that?!
[20:08] ---
    But how can a cooking winner be decided?
[20:14] ---
    I think either a knockout
    or a technical knockout.
[20:22] ---
    Yeah, we did eat a lot, didn't we?
[20:24] ---
    Hmm... Somehow I still feel a little hungry.
[20:28] ---
    But we have no food left to cook.
[20:29] ---
    It can't be helped. I guess
    we'll get it locally.
[20:32] ---
    Get it locally?
[20:33] ---
    There's an ocean in front of us.
[20:36] ---
    Fresh clams taste good when grilled.
[20:38] ---
    You're right!
[20:41] ---
    Come to think of it...
[20:45] ---
    I baked madeleines at home and...
[20:49] ---
    Let's go, Yuuji! Let's find clams!
[20:51] ---
    Yeah! Let's gather so many that
    we won't be able to eat anything else!
[20:56] ---
    Beaches at night are refined
    and nice too, right, Muttsulini?
[20:59] ---
    I love clams!
[21:02] ---
    I wonder what happened to them.
[21:03] ---
    Beats me.
[21:04] ---
    So, what about the madeleines?
[21:07] ---
    Yeah, I did bake them,
    but I left them on the table.
[21:12] ---
    Oh, that's a bummer.
[21:17] ---
    I'm not gonna die!!
[21:26] ---
    Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!
[21:42] ---
    I'm not making progress.
    Someone's interfering... No, no!
[21:47] ---
    The issue is, I don't have
    enough common multiples
[21:53] ---
    Okay, I basically get it.
    What is the truth... Baby?
[21:57] ---
    If you see this, draw a
    diagram and explain it, Baby!
[22:03] ---
    No word or number can describe you
[22:09] ---
    My heart is being shocked by
    the magnetic force between S and N
[22:17] ---
    (S! S! Super! Sticking together,
    Number! I say No.1 boy!)
[22:22] ---
    Congratulations! From here on
    out you're My, ma-my "treasure"
[22:27] ---
    You're special to me,
    no matter what happens
[22:30] ---
    I'll hold you ever so
    tight and never let you go
[22:32] ---
    I want to be in love, in a
    dream you can forget about limits
[22:38] ---
    It's special, right? After all,
    we came to know each other
[22:41] ---
    Forgive me for being like this
[22:44] ---
    Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!
[22:54] ---
    Geez, they're sleeping like kids.
[22:58] ---
    Guys never grow up, so...
[23:01] ---
    Their sleeping faces
    look innocent, don't they?
[23:04] ---
    They look cute.
[23:05] ---
    They must be tired after
    getting carried away.
[23:08] ---
    I'm glad that they enjoyed the trip.
[23:10] ---
    At any rate, they fell asleep
    really in no time, didn't they?
[23:13] ---
    They were stumbling around
    even before they got in the car.
[23:16] ---
    I thought they ate breakfast quite
    vigorously, then the next moment,
[23:19] ---
    they already looked sleepy.
[23:20] ---
    They must've been really hungry.
[23:23] ---
    Yeah. They ate all our food, too.
[23:27] ---
    It's really a bummer, isn't it, Mizuki?
[23:30] ---
    Yes...
[23:33] ---
    Since they fell asleep
    right away, I couldn't ask them
[23:36] ---
    how they liked the breakfast
    I put so much effort into making.
[23:41] ---
    "Goners" "Class A River 'Riv0er Styx' (Hades)"
    "Still Breathing"
[23:43] ---
    Come to this side.
[23:46] ---
    This side is nice.
[23:52] ---
    Question 3.
[23:53] ---
    Name what you're not
    supposed to bring to school.
[23:56] ---
    Do bananas count as snacks?
[23:58] ---
    You must've gone bananas...
    Is that a good comeback?
[24:01] ---
    Next episode!
[24:01] ---
    "Me, That Girl, and a Stuffed Toy!"
[24:03] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Illustration: Mako Aboshi
    Please join us again next week!'

3 - Me, That Girl, and a Stuffed Toy!

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[00:18] ---
    Ah, Hideyoshi, about
    today's remedial class... Huh?
[00:21] ---
    Wh... What is it, Yoshi... I mean A-Akihisa?
[00:26] ---
    You... seem to be different from usual.
[00:31] ---
    R... Really? I... I'm
    always like this, right?
[00:37] ---
    My height and even my face
    are the same as always, right?
[00:41] ---
    Hmm... I feel like you're
    usually more girlish and cute.
[00:52] ---
    Hi!! Mondai: hitori to
    futari docchi ga suteki?
[01:12] ---
    Colorful mawari dasu watashi no shourai
[01:18] ---
    Doko made hanasou ka? Minai furi?
[01:23] ---
    Assou, ookina sekai
    wa kibun de hirogaru
[01:29] ---
    Kyou mo daisuki, hontou ni daisuki
[01:35] ---
    Watashi no baka...
    Hoshi no kazu yori mo baka da
[01:40] ---
    Sunao ni narezu ni,
    kimi to aruku yume o mita
[01:46] ---
    Gomen ne... Datte!
    Koi to shiranakattanda
[01:51] ---
    Kotaette kimi to nazo tasu
    watashi wa mugen no JUMP!!
SIGN    "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:20] ---
    So... Ms. Takahashi,
    how are things progressing?
[02:25] ---
    Yes, Principal...
[02:26] ---
    "Episode 3 Me, That Girl, and a Stuffed Toy!"
[02:27] ---
    How about Yuuko Kinoshita in Class A?
[02:30] ---
    She's a top-notch student and outgoing.
[02:33] ---
    I see...
[02:34] ---
    Her twin brother Hideyoshi
    Kinoshita even manages operas.
[02:40] ---
    We can have high hopes for his
    sister Yuuko being a talented singer, too.
[02:43] ---
    That's great! Having a
    student that can handle anything
[02:46] ---
    gives me great pride as a principal.
[02:49] ---
    Yes. It's rare to see a model student
    who's as exemplary, good-looking,
[02:54] ---
    top-notch, and outgoing as she is.
[02:59] ---
    Ahh... Pretty boys really are the best.
[03:03] ---
    Especially the scene where Yuuichi
    attacks Shinji with a blunt object...
[03:07] ---
    Oh wait! This is no time for that!
[03:09] ---
    I'm home!
[03:10] ---
    Sis?
[03:12] ---
    Hm? What's the matter?
[03:14] ---
    To see you threw your favorite novel...
[03:18] ---
    Why am I incapable of doing
    things that you are capable of?
[03:22] ---
    Hm? What do you mean?
[03:24] ---
    Today, Ms. Takahashi insisted
    that I sing the school song
[03:27] ---
    in the Fumizuki Academy's promotional video.
[03:32] ---
    What?! When you have
    no sense of pitch or rhythm?
[03:37] ---
    "Stomach"
[03:37] ---
    "Fist"
[03:38] ---
    What's your damage? Are you picking a fight?
[03:40] ---
    If it'd be a problem for you,
    you could've just turned it down, right?
[03:43] ---
    Absolutely not!
[03:45] ---
    I've been trying hard to play an
    honor student who's good at anything.
[03:48] ---
    That sure is some
    hard-core vanity you've got.
[03:49] ---
    "Vanity"
[03:50] ---
    "Hard-core"
[03:51] ---
    "Clap, clap, clap, clap..."
[03:52] ---
    That's the Kinoshita Family way, right?
[03:55] ---
    You act on the stage and I act out being
    an honor student in our everyday life.
[04:01] ---
    When you look at it that way,
    you and I might be alike.
[04:04] ---
    Of course we are! I don't
    wanna admit it, but you and I are...
[04:12] ---
    ...twins...
[04:24] ---
    Wh-What is it? What is it, Sis?!
[04:27] ---
    You're good at impersonating people, right?
[04:30] ---
    I'd prefer if you'd call it acting.
[04:32] ---
    Hey, don't tell me...
[04:33] ---
    Hideyoshi... your sister has a
    really important favor to ask of you.
[04:40] ---
    Sis! Th-That's not asking
    a favor. That's a threat!
[04:43] ---
    "Favor"
[04:43] ---
    "Fist"
[04:46] ---
    Are we really going to do this, Sis?
[04:49] ---
    I'm attending the remedial
    class for you. What's the problem?
[04:52] ---
    But what if my classmates figure it out?
[04:55] ---
    What if they do?
[04:57] ---
    From tomorrow on,
    they'll seriously call me a girl.
[05:02] ---
    So they won't think that we switched?
[05:05] ---
    Oh, take this with you.
[05:07] ---
    What's that?
[05:08] ---
    A hidden microphone.
    I'll keep an eye on you with this.
[05:13] ---
    Sis, where'd you get this?
[05:16] ---
    From one of your classmates.
[05:18] ---
    New pictures have arrived.
[05:21] ---
    This classroom is as shabby as ever...
[05:25] ---
    Sugawa escaped!
[05:28] ---
    Sugawa violated our
    contract and approached a girl!
[05:30] ---
    He's no longer our leader! He's a traitor!
[05:33] ---
    Pursue Sugawa!
[05:36] ---
    "Yuuko (Dumbfounded...)"
[05:39] ---
    "Curse"
[05:41] ---
    "Yuuko (Super dumbfounded)"
[05:43] ---
    Ah, Hideyoshi! They said
    we'd be doing worksheets today.
[05:46] ---
    Is that right?
[05:48] ---
    At any rate, what a stupid
    thing Sugawa did...
[05:51] ---
    Urgent report! Urgent report!
[05:53] ---
    We've acquired the testimony of
    the girl who Sugawa approached!
[05:56] ---
    She's not interested in him, instead,
    she repeatedly said, "Tell me about Aki."
[06:00] ---
    --I repeat! The female
    student said, "Tell me about Aki"!
[06:02] ---
    --Farewell!
[06:03] ---
    --Hold it!
[06:07] ---
    Nothing but idiots.
[06:08] ---
    Well... I wonder if Hideyoshi is doing okay.
[06:13] ---
    Thanks, Kinoshita.
[06:15] ---
    Is this voice... Kubo's?
[06:16] ---
    Thanks to you, I feel heartened.
[06:19] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[06:21] ---
    What? What on earth
    are they talking about?
[06:24] ---
    Well, just knowing that
    I have a classmate who shares
[06:27] ---
    a common interest is comforting.
[06:29] ---
    I never thought
[06:31] ---
    that you'd be interested in homosexual love.
[06:38] ---
    O-Oh, Hideyoshi. Is something the matter?
[06:41] ---
    S-Sis! Could you come with me?!
[06:45] ---
    What?! Hey! Hideyoshi? Si--
[06:49] ---
    Hideyoshi!
[06:51] ---
    Tell me what
    you guys were talking about!
[06:54] ---
    It was just a petty chitchat.
[06:56] ---
    How messed up do you have to be to
    say I'm interested in homosexual love?!
[07:00] ---
    But the novels you read are...
[07:02] ---
    Stupid! You're really stupid!
[07:04] ---
    That and this are totally different matters!
[07:06] ---
    That makes it sound
    like I'm interested in girls!
[07:10] ---
    I didn't mean it that way at all!
[07:12] ---
    If you say something that can
    cause a misunderstanding again...
[07:16] ---
    Okay! I get it!
[07:18] ---
    Did he really get it?
[07:23] ---
    Yuuko, can I talk to you?
[07:25] ---
    What's the matter?
[07:26] ---
    Rep?
[07:27] ---
    That darn Hideyoshi... He'd better keep up.
[07:30] ---
    Yuuko... your skirt is turned up.
[07:33] ---
    What?
[07:34] ---
    Th-That idiot...!
[07:35] ---
    Thank you, Rep. But... it's okay...
[07:39] ---
    But... your skirt...
[07:41] ---
    ...because...
[07:43] ---
    Because...?
[07:44] ---
    I'm wearing underwear today.
[07:48] ---
    Sis!
[07:52] ---
    What's your excuse this time?
[07:54] ---
    What I said earlier...
[07:56] ---
    I meant it's okay because
    I'm wearing leggings.
[07:59] ---
    How is that underwear?! You made it
    sound like I normally don't wear panties!
[08:03] ---
    But aren't leggings a kind of underwear?!
[08:05] ---
    Stop saying stupid stuff
    and be careful about your skirt!
[08:08] ---
    But your skirt is quite
    loose around the waist and...
[08:15] ---
    I-I'll be careful! I'll
    be sure to be careful!
[08:20] ---
    Seriously...!
[08:21] ---
    K-Kinoshita...!
[08:22] ---
    Who's this guy?
[08:24] ---
    I'm Kouji Yokomizo.
[08:26] ---
    Kouji Yokomizo? I don't know him.
[08:29] ---
    I-I'm in love with you!
    P-Please go out with me!
[08:33] ---
    Love confession? What am
    I gonna do? I'm flattered, but...
[08:38] ---
    I'm sorry. I do appreciate
    your feelings but...
[08:41] ---
    Good! That's a safe way of handling it.
[08:43] ---
    Th-Then tell me your type!
[08:46] ---
    I'm sorry... I...
[08:48] ---
    I-I...?
[08:50] ---
    I'm only interested in young pretty boys.
[08:54] ---
    I'm not someone who likes girls,
    who wears no panties, or is a Shotacon!
[09:00] ---
    I analyzed your taste in my own way.
[09:03] ---
    That's my taste in fiction, right?!
[09:05] ---
    I'm hiding those things
    outside the house, right?!
[09:08] ---
    O-Okay.
[09:10] ---
    This time for sure,
    I'll act as you do outside the house.
[09:19] ---
    "Sigh..."
[09:19] ---
    Ah, Hideyoshi!
[09:22] ---
    Yoshi... I mean, Akihisa.
    You don't have to run around any longer?
[09:26] ---
    Nope.
[09:27] ---
    Since those guys heard that
    Yokomizo confessed his love to your sister,
[09:30] ---
    they're devoting all their energies on that.
[09:31] ---
    I-I see.
[09:33] ---
    Yokomizo...
[09:34] ---
    I feel sorry for you. Myself excluded,
    you're the worst victim in all of this.
[09:37] ---
    He never learns, does he?
[09:39] ---
    What?
[09:40] ---
    To think that he confessed
    his love to your sister this time
[09:43] ---
    just because you turned him down.
[09:45] ---
    I withdraw what I just said!
[09:46] ---
    Speaking of your sister...
[09:49] ---
    What?
[10:02] ---
    Your sister really is incredible, isn't she?
[10:06] ---
    Wh-What is this, all of a sudden?
[10:08] ---
    Because she's cute... and smart.
[10:12] ---
    She's a great athlete, too.
    She's a sister to be proud of, isn't she?
[10:21] ---
    Y-You think so?
[10:27] ---
    On top of that, look.
[10:29] ---
    No matter when I see her, she's very pretty.
[10:38] ---
    Pretty... huh?
[10:41] ---
    That's precisely why it's unfortunate.
[10:42] ---
    Huh?
[10:43] ---
    I heard that your sister is a Shotacon
    who likes girls and rarely wears panties.
[10:48] ---
    Forget that stuff!
[10:50] ---
    What?! Why?!
[10:52] ---
    I don't know what's going on, but breasts...!
[10:54] ---
    I faintly feel soft breasts!
[10:56] ---
    What do you mean, "Faintly"?!
    I do have some, more or less!
[11:04] ---
    For some reason, there's a rumor
    these days that my breasts are growing.
[11:09] ---
    What a coincidence.
[11:11] ---
    Actually, there's also a rumor
    that I'm a Shotacon who likes girls,
[11:13] ---
    and in addition, that I wander
    about the school wearing no panties.
[11:17] ---
    What're you gonna do about it?
[11:19] ---
    As it stands, they're gonna
    treat me more and more as a woman.
[11:26] ---
    That's no different from
    how they treat you now, is it?
[11:28] ---
    They'll see me as a triple-threat perv!
[11:38] ---
    It was your fault to
    suggest that we switch places!
[11:41] ---
    It's your fault that you acted
    like a messed up version of me!
[11:47] ---
    Oh well... We'll just let it be.
[11:48] ---
    Yeah, being upset won't get us anywhere.
[11:52] ---
    Our school has plenty
    of interesting rumors, so...
[12:03] ---
    Idiot Test!
[12:30] ---
    "One year in the past..."
[12:33] ---
    Don't move, everyone!
[12:35] ---
    Put your bag on the desk and
    open it so that I can see what's in it.
[12:38] ---
    Stop this futile resistance!
[12:41] ---
    Sakamoto... Show me
    what you have in your pockets.
[12:44] ---
    Dammit!
[12:45] ---
    I'll confiscate it.
[12:47] ---
    Damn! Why just me?!
[12:49] ---
    Yoshii! Take off your school uniform
    and change into your PE clothes.
[12:52] ---
    Why?! You're being too vigilant, Teacher!
[12:55] ---
    Please trust me a litt--
[12:58] ---
    Hey, Akihisa. Your game console fell.
[13:00] ---
    Oh, thanks, Yuuji.
[13:03] ---
    Please trust me a little!
[13:05] ---
    In your case, don't even
    bother with the PE clothes.
[13:19] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar! Summon!
[13:21] ---
    Today, Year 1 students are doing
    Avatar summoning training together.
[13:26] ---
    Boy... Our luck's been bad
    since we got to school, hasn't it?
[13:29] ---
    Crap! I bought that just last month!
[13:31] ---
    My personal costumes
    and props got taken, too.
[13:34] ---
    --Well, as for me, my cell, game
    console, video games, DVDs, CDs,
[13:37] ---
    --What exactly are you coming to school for?
[13:38] ---
    --light novels, manga, trading cards,
[13:40] ---
    --celebrity pictures, spinning tops...
[13:40] ---
    --Oh?
[13:41] ---
    Hm?
[13:42] ---
    Himeji is gonna do it.
[13:49] ---
    Oh? Aren't you taking
    her picture, Muttsulini?
[13:52] ---
    My digital camera got confiscated.
[13:54] ---
    That's unfortunate.
[13:55] ---
    Since she's in a different class,
[13:56] ---
    you rarely ever get a chance to
    take pictures of her in PE clothes.
[14:00] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar! Summon!
[14:04] ---
    She's cute, and on top of that, she's smart.
    It's natural to admire her, isn't it?
[14:08] ---
    Come to think of it, don't you
    and Himeji know each other?
[14:11] ---
    Yeah. We were in the same
    class in elementary school,
[14:15] ---
    but we haven't talked all this time, so...
[14:17] ---
    Next! Akihisa Yoshii!
[14:19] ---
    Ah, yes, Sir.
[14:21] ---
    Yoshii will fight... Shimada!
[14:26] ---
    Shimada! Minami Shimada!
[14:28] ---
    Ah, yes, Sir!
[14:31] ---
    Yoshii!
[14:32] ---
    What's the matter, Shimada?
    You were in a daze.
[14:35] ---
    Are you hungry?
[14:36] ---
    Humph! Don't confuse me with you!
[14:38] ---
    Hm?
[14:39] ---
    Oh, I get it!
[14:40] ---
    Your Avatar is so feeble
    that you got disappointed.
[14:44] ---
    I'm glad that it's you
    I'm fighting, Yoshii...
[14:46] ---
    Hm?
[14:47] ---
    ...because it feels so good to beat you up.
[14:51] ---
    Wait! It's our Avatars who
    beat each other up! It's not us!
[14:54] ---
    That's right. We don't beat each other up.
[14:56] ---
    I-I'm glad you understand.
[14:58] ---
    I'll be... the one doing
    all the beating up, right?
[15:03] ---
    "Aaah!"
[15:05] ---
    Shimada...
[15:06] ---
    S-See? The teacher is also...
[15:09] ---
    Just today, okay?
[15:10] ---
    Yes, Sir!
[15:11] ---
    Why?!
[15:18] ---
    I've had bad luck all day long today.
[15:22] ---
    Hm?
[15:27] ---
    I-It's Himeji!
[15:31] ---
    All right! I'll summon my
    courage and talk to her!
[15:40] ---
    Th-This is too much for me!
    It can't be helped. I'll retreat!
[15:44] ---
    I beg of you, please!
[15:46] ---
    Hm?
[15:46] ---
    I want that Noin no matter what! Please!
[15:51] ---
    What a bind...
[15:52] ---
    Excuse me, is something wrong?
[15:54] ---
    Well, this young lady wants
    that stuffed toy no matter what,
[15:59] ---
    but she doesn't have enough money.
[16:05] ---
    Say... why do you want it so badly?
[16:09] ---
    My older sister isn't cheerful these days.
[16:12] ---
    Your older sister?
[16:14] ---
    Yes.
[16:15] ---
    She said she wanted
    that stuffed toy before.
[16:20] ---
    So...
[16:22] ---
    I see...
[16:24] ---
    So you wanted to cheer her
    up by giving her a present, huh?
[16:28] ---
    I'm sure she's having a tough time
    at school since we just moved here.
[16:32] ---
    But...
[16:34] ---
    But she still does cleaning and laundry...
[16:38] ---
    and plays with me...
[16:41] ---
    Whoa! Please don't cry!
[16:43] ---
    I'll do something about it!
[16:46] ---
    Really?!
[16:47] ---
    Yep.
[16:49] ---
    Big Brother... Thank you!
[16:52] ---
    So, how much is that stuffed toy?
[16:56] ---
    25,000 yen.
[16:57] ---
    Argh!
[16:59] ---
    I'm sorry... I tried my best,
    but it wasn't possible.
[17:03] ---
    "Shocked!"
[17:05] ---
    Ah, but I have 10,000 yen with me!
[17:08] ---
    In other words, even with 1,000 yen,
    my entire fortune, it'll only be 11,000 yen...
[17:13] ---
    That's about half of 25,000 yen, right?
[17:17] ---
    It's a little short, though.
[17:19] ---
    Then, tear up the stuffed toy...
[17:23] ---
    ...and let us buy about half of it!
[17:24] ---
    Are you really a high school student?
[17:27] ---
    You're such a stupid Big Brother.
[17:29] ---
    "Reserved"
[17:31] ---
    This should buy us some time.
[17:35] ---
    But if we don't have the money...
[17:38] ---
    Yeah...
[17:40] ---
    25,000 yen, huh...?
[17:43] ---
    It's about the total of the stuff
    confiscated from me this morning.
[17:46] ---
    Oh yeah!
[17:47] ---
    What's the matter?
[17:49] ---
    Let's meet up in this park
    again tomorrow, Haduki.
[17:52] ---
    Tomorrow?
[17:53] ---
    Yep!
[17:55] ---
    Okay!
[17:56] ---
    All right!
[18:04] ---
    Take back the stuff we had confiscated?!
[18:07] ---
    Yeah, I want you guys to help me out.
[18:09] ---
    To do so, we have to get
    the key to Iron Man's locker.
[18:13] ---
    The key is in his jacket pocket.
[18:15] ---
    Then how about... throwing
    a bucket of water on him,
[18:20] ---
    and stealing the key while he's changing?
[18:24] ---
    So... good luck, Akihisa.
[18:26] ---
    Me?!
[18:27] ---
    The target is coming!
[18:28] ---
    Don't mess it up!
[18:29] ---
    Go for it!
[18:30] ---
    Aren't you gonna help me out?!
[18:32] ---
    Now that it's come to this...
[18:37] ---
    My foot... slipped!
[18:46] ---
    What?!
[18:48] ---
    I won't let you get away!
[18:59] ---
    Well, I'm sorry. My foot sli--
[19:02] ---
    I thought I heard "I won't
    let you get away" or something.
[19:06] ---
    I had a hell of a time, but I got the key.
[19:09] ---
    Okay then! Let's open
    Iron Man's locker while we can.
[19:14] ---
    I found them!
[19:15] ---
    Well then, let's get out of here already.
[19:18] ---
    Okay!
[19:19] ---
    Hm? Old books?
[19:22] ---
    If they're gonna ditch them anyway...
[19:25] ---
    Boy, that was close.
[19:27] ---
    If it wasn't for those old books,
[19:29] ---
    it wouldn't have been
    enough for 25,000 yen.
[19:31] ---
    Ah! Stupid Big Brother!
[19:33] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[19:34] ---
    Not at all!
[19:35] ---
    Hm? That's...
[19:36] ---
    Uhm... before you came,
    a pretty Big Sister came.
[19:41] ---
    Pretty Big Sister?
[19:43] ---
    Yes!
[19:43] ---
    She told me to give this
     stuffed toy to my sister.
[19:47] ---
    She also said that if you brought
    Noin, then this would be mine.
[19:53] ---
    Well... then this is yours, Haduki.
[19:56] ---
    Mine?
[19:58] ---
    Yep!
[19:58] ---
    And, give this one to your sister.
[20:03] ---
    Ah!
[20:04] ---
    Noin!
[20:08] ---
    I hope this'll cheer your sister up.
[20:14] ---
    Uhm... Big Brother...
[20:16] ---
    Could you squat down?
[20:17] ---
    Hm...? Like this?
[20:21] ---
    Thank you, Big Brother.
[20:30] ---
    Big Brother, although you're stupid,
    I like you a lot because you're so kind!
[20:34] ---
    I'll marry you when I grow up!
[20:51] ---
    There was an incident yesterday.
[20:55] ---
    Someone took the confiscated
    stuff and my personal old books.
[21:00] ---
    He was so gutsy that he
    openly showed his student ID
[21:05] ---
    when he sold off the old
    books and the video games.
[21:08] ---
    What do you think, Yoshii?
[21:10] ---
    He's sure got guts!
[21:11] ---
    Indeed.
[21:14] ---
    "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha..."
[21:20] ---
    Yoshii! Clench your teeth!
[21:22] ---
    I'm sorry! There's a reason for it!
[21:24] ---
    Yoshii. I'll give you the position title
    best suited for an idiot like you.
[21:28] ---
    Take this.
[21:29] ---
    Hm?
[21:31] ---
    Akihisa Yoshii.
[21:34] ---
    From today on, you are...
[21:36] ---
    ...a probationary student!
[21:47] ---
    Hirameite, kagayaite, denkyuu pikkanko
[22:03] ---
    Shinten shinai yo.
    Dareka jama shiteru... No, no!
[22:08] ---
    Zenzen tarinai, sore
    ga mondai no koubaisuu
[22:14] ---
    Ryoukai sorenai. Nani ga
    hontou no koto... Baby?
[22:18] ---
    Mitetara koko de zukai shite yo, Baby!
[22:24] ---
    Kotoba mo kazu mo kimi o arawasenai
[22:30] ---
    Kokoro ga biribiri
    suru S to N no jiryoku de
[22:38] ---
    (S, S, Super kuttsuite
    Number, I say No. 1 boy!)
[22:43] ---
    Omedetou! Imakara kimi
    wa My, ma-my "otakara"
[22:48] ---
    Tokubetsu nanda, dou nattemo
[22:51] ---
    Gyutto ne gyutto ne hanasanai
[22:53] ---
    Watashi wa koi shitai.
    Yume ni genkai wa iranai
[22:59] ---
    Tokubetsu dayo ne, acchatta mon
[23:02] ---
    Konna watashi mo yurushichae
[23:05] ---
    Hirameita, kagayaita, seikai pittanko
[23:15] ---
    Big Sis! Here you go!
[23:17] ---
    Th-This is...
[23:19] ---
    Will this cheer you up?
[23:22] ---
    Thank you, Hazuki! This cheers me up a lot!
[23:26] ---
    Japanese is difficult so
    things are tough, but...
[23:29] ---
    Yeah. Let's do our best together.
[23:33] ---
    Besides...
[23:34] ---
    Besides...?
[23:36] ---
    There's someone...
[23:39] ---
    I'm interested in these days.
[23:41] ---
    What?! What's he like?
[23:44] ---
    Well, he's a classmate of mine,
    and he's really stupid.
[23:51] ---
    Question 4.
[23:52] ---
    When you add all the numbers of
    the 52 playing cards, what's the total?
[23:57] ---
    1 plus 2 plus 3 plus... uhm...
[24:00] ---
    Good luck.
[24:01] ---
    Next episode!
    "Me, True Colors and a Man's Dignity!"
[24:03] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Please join us again next week!
    Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

4 - Me, TRUE Colors and a Man's Dignity!

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[00:17] ---
    If I win, could you dress up like a girl?
[00:22] ---
    You're good at joking.
[00:24] ---
    If I win, could you dress up like a girl?
[00:27] ---
    Nice joke.
[00:28] ---
    Could you dress up like a girl?
[00:33] ---
    How did I end up in this situation?
[00:38] ---
    Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
    which one is wonderful?
[00:58] ---
    My future starts spinning colorfully
[01:04] ---
    How much should I tell him?
    Should I pretend I didn't see?
[01:09] ---
    I see, this vast world
    grows based on my mood
[01:15] ---
    I love you today, I really love you
[01:21] ---
    I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
    than the number of the stars in the sky
[01:26] ---
    I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
    but I had a dream of walking with you
[01:32] ---
    I'm sorry... It's just,
    I didn't know it was love
[01:37] ---
    The answer is, you and mystery
    plus me equals infinite jump!!
SIGN    "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:06] ---
    "Episode 4 Me, True Colors
    and a Man's Dignity!"
[02:07] ---
    It all began one hour ago...
[02:10] ---
    Yuuji, do you wanna play "I doubt it"?
[02:12] ---
    Oh? You seem confident, Akihisa.
[02:14] ---
    What? I thought you learned after you
    had to treat us to burgers the other day.
[02:19] ---
    Thanks for the food.
[02:21] ---
    I'm gonna get my revenge today.
[02:23] ---
    Interesting. Why don't
    I make your wallet super light?
[02:27] ---
    Okay, then. We'll follow
    the same rules as usual, okay?
[02:31] ---
    Fumizuki Academy,
    Class F's "I doubt it" Rules...
[02:35] ---
    Each player plays a card, face down.
[02:38] ---
    This is an ace!
[02:40] ---
    The other players determine
    if the player is lying or not.
[02:45] ---
    If a player thinks it's
    a lie, they declare it.
[02:47] ---
    I doubt it!
[02:48] ---
    "Lie"
[02:49] ---
    If it really was a lie,
[02:51] ---
    the person who put out the card
    gets all the played cards.
[02:55] ---
    On the contrary, if it wasn't a lie,
[02:57] ---
    the one who declared "I
    doubt it" gets the cards.
[03:00] ---
    The game continues until
    someone has no cards left...
[03:04] ---
    I doubt it!
[03:05] ---
    "Lie"
[03:11] ---
    I doubt it!
[03:13] ---
    The first player who runs out
    of cards to play is the winner.
[03:16] ---
    I doubt it!
[03:18] ---
    "True"
[03:19] ---
    Class F's local rule!
[03:22] ---
    The player who has only
    two cards left is the winner.
[03:27] ---
    "Class F's local rule" "Winner"
[03:27] ---
    This way, we can end the game quickly.
[03:29] ---
    The key is the strategy for
    the fourth card from the last.
[03:32] ---
    The one who received the cards can
    start with the number he or she likes.
[03:37] ---
    If you say a number carelessly,
    you'll be digging your own grave.
[03:40] ---
    Yep, yep.
[03:43] ---
    Well then, I go first, right?
[03:45] ---
    Ace.
[03:47] ---
    It's my turn next, right? Two.
[03:50] ---
    Three.
[03:51] ---
    I'm the next, huh?
[03:53] ---
    Fo--
[03:54] ---
    I doubt it!
[03:55] ---
    I didn't finish saying it!
[03:57] ---
    It's so obvious.
[03:58] ---
    It's totally written on your face.
[03:59] ---
    Card games aren't your strong suit.
[04:02] ---
    In order not to have problems later on,
[04:04] ---
    I purposely put out a wrong car...
[04:08] ---
    Not even a single person... was honest!
[04:11] ---
    Tick-tock...
[04:17] ---
    Now I don't have much room for error.
[04:20] ---
    Three.
[04:22] ---
    Four.
[04:24] ---
    Another "four," huh, Akihisa?
[04:26] ---
    I doubt it!
[04:29] ---
    You dummy! This is a present for you!
[04:31] ---
    Seriously?! You must've had
    the "four" from the first round!
[04:35] ---
    So the one earlier was a set-up!
[04:36] ---
    Not bad.
[04:39] ---
    I can't tell them
    I overlooked that card now.
[04:43] ---
    Tick-tock...
[04:47] ---
    I'm finally down to six cards.
[04:49] ---
    Hideyoshi's got four cards.
[04:52] ---
    This is the turning point.
[04:55] ---
    How are those two going to play?
[04:57] ---
    Six.
[05:00] ---
    Muttsulini, the next is seven.
[05:03] ---
    Seven!
[05:05] ---
    I missed the timing to say "I doubt it"!
[05:06] ---
    He's good! If someone
    says that in that timing,
[05:09] ---
    you'd play without thinking, huh?
[05:11] ---
    Then I'll...
[05:13] ---
    Hm?
[05:14] ---
    Oh? What're you guys doing?
[05:17] ---
    I thought you went home, Himeji.
[05:19] ---
    No. One of the teachers
    asked me to give him a hand.
[05:22] ---
    As reward, he gave this to me.
[05:25] ---
    If you like, you can have this.
[05:28] ---
    Thanks, Himeji. Is it okay if we
    wait until we finish "I doubt it"?
[05:32] ---
    We're betting...
[05:34] ---
    I shouldn't say "betting."
[05:40] ---
    No, i-it's not betting! The loser
    just gets a small penalty game.
[05:44] ---
    A penalty game?
[05:46] ---
    Yeah, that's right.
[05:47] ---
    The one who loses will take
    off his clothes little by little.
[05:51] ---
    Clothes...?
[05:53] ---
    Hideyoshi...
[05:54] ---
    N... No, Akihisa.
[05:59] ---
    Th-That's depraved!
[06:01] ---
    Himeji, it'll be just among us guys.
    You don't have to get upset like that.
[06:05] ---
    I doubt it!
[06:07] ---
    Why are you giving me those cards?
[06:10] ---
    Even if it's just among you
    guys, what's wrong is wrong.
[06:13] ---
    Let's have these chocolates and...
[06:17] ---
    ...talk...
[06:21] ---
    Okay, okay. Just this time, okay?
[06:24] ---
    Now, let's finish it quickly.
[06:25] ---
    Hm? Hime... ji...?
[06:28] ---
    Well then, eight.
[06:30] ---
    Nine.
[06:32] ---
    Ten.
[06:33] ---
    Jack.
[06:35] ---
    Queen.
[06:36] ---
    I doubt it, Hideyoshi.
[06:38] ---
    So as I thought, you
    had four Queens, huh?
[06:41] ---
    I guess I can't help it.
    Since we're all guys, I can take off...
[06:52] ---
    What's the matter, Hideyoshi?
[06:53] ---
    Hm?
[06:53] ---
    Hm?
[06:59] ---
    My, my...
[07:00] ---
    You shouldn't sleep
    in a place like this, Kinoshita.
[07:05] ---
    I guess it can't be helped,
    huh? I'll play for Kinoshita.
[07:10] ---
    H-Hey, Himeji, that handkerchief is...
[07:12] ---
    Kinoshita is tired.
[07:15] ---
    B-But, Himeji, Hideyoshi was just...
[07:18] ---
    Kinoshita is tired.
[07:20] ---
    But that bottle--
[07:24] ---
    Muttsulini!
[07:26] ---
    Looks like Tsuchiya is tired, too.
[07:29] ---
    What the heck...?
[07:31] ---
    I can't help but think
    something's very wrong with Himeji.
[07:34] ---
    Something must've...
    Something must've... Ah!
[07:38] ---
    Could it be...
[07:40] ---
    Th-That's...!
[07:41] ---
    Geez... To think that he tried to
    take off his clothes in front of Akihisa...
[07:46] ---
    Kinoshita is tired.
[07:48] ---
    There's no doubt about it. Himeji's
    out of control because of that chocolate.
[07:52] ---
    Is something the matter, Akihisa?
[07:55] ---
    Well, we don't have enough
    players since we're three now.
[07:58] ---
    Why don't we stop playing?
[08:00] ---
    Stop playing? Oh, don't be silly.
[08:03] ---
    We do have four players, don't we?
[08:06] ---
    Huh?
[08:06] ---
    I'll do my best.
[08:07] ---
    Shouko?! When'd you get here?!
[08:09] ---
    It's a wife's job to forcefully
    strip off her husband's clothes.
[08:13] ---
    Dammit! There's so many things wrong
    with that, I don't know where to start!
[08:17] ---
    Well then, we'll play boys vs. girls, okay?
[08:21] ---
    Yeah, we can finish it quicker that way.
[08:24] ---
    What do we do, Yuuji?
[08:26] ---
    It can't be helped.
    Let's beat them quickly and end it.
[08:29] ---
    But we can't let them take off their clothes.
[08:32] ---
    Well, when the push comes
    to shove, we can stop playing.
[08:35] ---
    Yeah... you're right!
[08:43] ---
    Akihisa! Just a sock isn't fair!
[08:46] ---
    Yuuji, your behavior is very unmanly.
[08:48] ---
    Himeji, why don't we stop?
[08:50] ---
    This is just the beginning!
[08:52] ---
    Shouko, you've played enough, right?
[08:55] ---
    Double up.
[08:56] ---
    But getting naked in
    front of girls is... you know...
[09:00] ---
    Don't worry, Akihisa. If you
    don't wanna take off your clothes...
[09:04] ---
    I can't see it! I can't see the
    girls' school uniform at all, okay?
[09:09] ---
    It's your own fault that you didn't
    listen to me when I said it was wrong.
[09:18] ---
    "Akihisa, did you notice?"
[09:19] ---
    That's the emergency signal.
[09:21] ---
    "What?"
[09:21] ---
    "Now that it's come to this, we
    must win by any means necessary."
[09:23] ---
    "Shall we make a move?"
[09:27] ---
    Sorry. Then, shall we
    go back to the game?
[09:30] ---
    Oops!
[09:32] ---
    Okay! Now!
[09:35] ---
    What?!
[09:37] ---
    You guys made a mistake
    in deciding your roles.
[09:40] ---
    Yuuji, you don't make simple
    mistakes like that in the game.
[09:46] ---
    You sure do like to misbehave.
[09:49] ---
    Naughty, mischievous kids.
[09:52] ---
    Tick-tock...
[09:55] ---
    Seven.
[09:56] ---
    It's coming to the turning point.
[10:03] ---
    If I make a mistake now,
    we'll be in big trouble.
[10:06] ---
    Hm?
[10:08] ---
    Kubo?
[10:11] ---
    "She's lying."
[10:15] ---
    Kubo... You're taking my side, huh?
[10:19] ---
    Thank you.
[10:21] ---
    I'll make the most of this
    chance you've given me!
[10:23] ---
    I'm going to say it with all my heart...
[10:26] ---
    That seven... I doubt it!
[10:28] ---
    Sorry. It's really seven.
[10:30] ---
    Kubo?!
[10:31] ---
    I'm sorry, Yoshii!
[10:36] ---
    What're you doing, Akihisa?!
[10:38] ---
    As long as it involves taking
    your clothes off, he's our enemy!
[10:40] ---
    Why?!
[10:42] ---
    Tick-tock...
[10:47] ---
    Playing this game is kinda
    giving me mixed feelings.
[10:50] ---
    Himeji...
[10:52] ---
    This really is a bad idea...
    friends going against each other...
[10:56] ---
    Moreover, a penalty game...
[11:00] ---
    To think that Akihisa will become
    a net idol from tomorrow on...!
[11:03] ---
    Just a moment, Himeji!
[11:04] ---
    I never agreed to the cross-dressing,
    the pictures, or the net posting!
[11:08] ---
    Yuuji, if you feel embarrassed,
    you can close your eyes
[11:10] ---
    when I take your picture.
[11:12] ---
    Dammit! We're not gonna lose!
[11:14] ---
    By the way, Akihisa...
[11:15] ---
    Wh-What is it, Himeji?
[11:17] ---
    Even if I end up having
    to take off my clothes,
[11:20] ---
    I'm not going to end
    the game in the middle.
[11:24] ---
    Shouko! You're not...
[11:26] ---
    I'm somewhat confident in
    the lingerie I'm wearing today.
[11:29] ---
    Oh no!
[11:30] ---
    They're not hesitant
    to take their clothes off!
[11:31] ---
    Oh...
[11:34] ---
    That King you're going to play...
[11:37] ---
    I'll go ahead and say, I doubt it!
[11:41] ---
    Four.
[11:42] ---
    Five.
[11:44] ---
    Six.
[11:45] ---
    "Close to victory"
[11:47] ---
    I... I doubt it.
[11:56] ---
    Hurry, Akihisa! They'll catch us!
[11:58] ---
    I don't wanna be a net idol!
[12:00] ---
    --Hey! Didn't I tell you
    not to run in the hall...!
[12:00] ---
    --Iron man! Help us!
[12:03] ---
    We'll take a remedial class or anything!
[12:04] ---
    What're you guys
    doing dressed like that?
[12:07] ---
    We'll explain later!
[12:09] ---
    On no! Akihisa, they're here!
[12:12] ---
    Please wait, Akihisa!
    Please put this on already!
[12:16] ---
    I won't let you get away.
[12:19] ---
    What did they do to end
    up in this kind of situation?
[12:28] ---
    Idiot Test.
[12:32] ---
    What?!
[12:34] ---
    An Avatar system test run?!
[12:36] ---
    Yeah, I want to ask
    you guys for help on that.
[12:39] ---
    Why us?
[12:41] ---
    Because you guys are perfect for that.
[12:43] ---
    If we use high-score Avatars and
    things go wrong, it'll be a problem.
[12:46] ---
    "Incidents in the past"
[12:49] ---
    I see... Yeah, it went
    out of control before.
[12:52] ---
    Pointing that out hits a sore spot
    for me, but in short, that's the concern.
[12:57] ---
    So, keep Class A and Himeji out of this.
[13:00] ---
    I wanted to help, though.
[13:03] ---
    Too bad...
[13:03] ---
    Well, it can't be helped, then.
[13:05] ---
    I appreciate your thoughts.
[13:08] ---
    Then, can I count on you guys?
[13:09] ---
    What? Why do we have to do
    a troublesome thing like that?
[13:12] ---
    As a probationary student,
    I've got chores to deal with as it is.
[13:17] ---
    Who was it that was running
    around in his underwear?
[13:20] ---
    I'm sorry.
[13:21] ---
    Well, I guess it wouldn't be
    fair to have you do it for nothing.
[13:24] ---
    I can at least give you some meal
    tickets at the cafeteria or a book coupon.
[13:28] ---
    Whoa!
[13:30] ---
    Well then, I'll create a test run field
    throughout the entire school building.
[13:34] ---
    Those who'll be in the test run
    are Tsuchiya, Kinoshita, Shimada,
[13:40] ---
    Yoshii, and Sakamoto.
[13:44] ---
    I'm counting on you guys.
[13:45] ---
    Hold on a sec, old hag.
    I thought I had high scores.
[13:49] ---
    I don't care what happens to you.
[13:53] ---
    Hey!
[13:56] ---
    Why do we have to do this?
[13:58] ---
    Yeah.
[13:59] ---
    What's the problem? Why don't
    we just hurry up and get it over with?
[14:02] ---
    Let's see, we just have to summon
    them and move them around?
[14:05] ---
    Sounds like it.
[14:06] ---
    Okay.
[14:07] ---
    Well then...
[14:08] ---
    Summon!
[14:14] ---
    Oh? So in a test run, we
    wear school uniforms, huh?
[14:18] ---
    We're not holding weapons.
[14:20] ---
    How cute.
[14:20] ---
    This reminds us of the time
    we were in Year 1, doesn't it?
[14:23] ---
    Hm?
[14:24] ---
    Whaaaaat?!
[14:27] ---
    The Avatars are talking.
[14:29] ---
    The old hag said that the update was
    about usability improvements, though.
[14:33] ---
    At any rate, what should I do
    about the incident this morning?
[14:37] ---
    What, Hideyoshi?
    Did something happen this morning?
[14:40] ---
    I didn't say anything.
[14:42] ---
    To think that a neighbor middle
    school boy would confess his love to me...
[14:46] ---
    What?! So someone outside of
    school finally confessed his love for you?!
[14:52] ---
    Th-That's not possible, right? I'm a guy.
[14:54] ---
    That was the third person this month.
[14:59] ---
    He's just telling secrets on his own.
[15:01] ---
    It's rare to hear Hideyoshi's secrets.
[15:05] ---
    Kinoshita is good at
    making a poker face, so...
[15:08] ---
    No, no, you guys.
    I'm always acting natural.
[15:10] ---
    She complimented my acting! I'm happy!
[15:15] ---
    But, the truth is, I'm happy!
[15:19] ---
    Hey, hey, Muttsulini.
[15:21] ---
    What?
[15:22] ---
    If it's naughty talk, I'm all for it!
[15:25] ---
    I like that kind of talk, too,
    but this one is a little different.
[15:29] ---
    I'm only interested in what's
    underneath your leggings.
[15:33] ---
    He really talks a lot, doesn't he? How funny!
[15:36] ---
    It's not funny.
[15:37] ---
    I wanna see underneath your leggings.
[15:40] ---
    I don't want you to smack me.
[15:42] ---
    He's honest.
[15:45] ---
    Maybe I'll have a little fun.
[15:48] ---
    Are you interested in what's under my skirt?
[15:50] ---
    I'm not interested in that stuff.
[15:51] ---
    Under the skirt lies
    romance, dreams, and hopes.
[15:54] ---
    My interest knows no bounds.
[15:56] ---
    There're many kinds of skirts such as,
    straight, mini, long, flared, pleated...
[16:00] ---
    Each one has its own attractiveness.
[16:03] ---
    But I don't think culottes
    should be called a skirt.
[16:07] ---
    No, I'm really not interested.
[16:10] ---
    So they actually say what
    their summoners really think.
[16:14] ---
    What? I can touch Minami's Avatar?
[16:16] ---
    This is just crazy.
[16:18] ---
    Aki, give her to me.
[16:20] ---
    Pfft!
[16:21] ---
    No! I'm staying with Aki!
[16:24] ---
    So they go against their
    summoner's will, too?
[16:27] ---
    They're like kids who
    say what they really think.
[16:29] ---
    I see... Kids, huh?
[16:32] ---
    Aki! Hold me!
[16:33] ---
    No cuddling! Let go of him!
[16:36] ---
    No!
[16:37] ---
    Now, now, Minami.
[16:39] ---
    Don't worry. I'm used to things like this.
[16:42] ---
    What? What do you mean you're used to?
[16:43] ---
    For some reason, kids like me.
[16:46] ---
    Because your brain is about
    as developed as theirs, right?
[16:48] ---
    Shut up, Yuuji.
[16:49] ---
    --Listen, listen, Aki!
[16:50] ---
    --Hm? What is it?
[16:52] ---
    I always do harsh things
    to you, but actually, I--
[16:56] ---
    Eeeeeeek!
[16:59] ---
    Argh!
[17:01] ---
    Hey, what are you trying to say?!
[17:03] ---
    --Aki, are you okay? Are you in pain?
[17:05] ---
    --Listen to me!
[17:07] ---
    I'm sorry.
[17:09] ---
    I'll tell you this beforehand,
    Aki. I have no secre--
[17:12] ---
    Actually, yesterday, a Year-1
    girl confessed her love to me.
[17:15] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[17:20] ---
    Th-That's dirty, Aki, trying to find
    out my embarrassing secrets like that!
[17:26] ---
    Isn't she digging her own grave?
[17:28] ---
    Don't waste your breath!
[17:30] ---
    You summon your Avatar, too,
    and tell us what you really think!
[17:32] ---
    Whaaaaat?!
[17:34] ---
    I can't participate in a revealing
    contest like this.
[17:37] ---
    I have to do something.
[17:40] ---
    They tell us what their
    summoners really think...
[17:41] ---
    Hm? What is it, Himeji?
[17:43] ---
    Hm? Oh, no, nothing.
[17:46] ---
    By the way, how do you read this?
[17:49] ---
    Err...
[17:50] ---
    "kaku... sa... mon... dai" is it?
[17:55] ---
    Yes, that's correct!
[18:00] ---
    What? Why?!
[18:01] ---
    "Sa-mon" [Summon]
[18:03] ---
    Oh craapp!
[18:05] ---
    I'm sorry, Akihisa.
[18:07] ---
    But there's something I want to hear
    your true feelings about at any cost.
[18:11] ---
    Nice job, Mizuki. Now, Aki, answer me.
[18:14] ---
    Who do you like?!
[18:16] ---
    I need to get distracted!
[18:20] ---
    Oh shoot!
[18:23] ---
    Oh no, I can't use that idiot.
[18:25] ---
    You, too!
[18:26] ---
    What'd you say?!
[18:28] ---
    Hey, hey, both of you,
[18:31] ---
    Be... care... ful.
[18:35] ---
    I normally wear leggings...
[18:39] ---
    ...but I'm not wearing them today.
[18:42] ---
    What're you...
[18:43] ---
    Please let me flip up your skirt!
[18:45] ---
    ...saying, Kudou?
[18:46] ---
    That's right. It's no use...
[18:48] ---
    Wait! I go first!
[18:49] ---
    ...teasing us.
[18:53] ---
    Aki, come over here.
[18:55] ---
    Akihisa, I need to talk to you.
[18:57] ---
    Yuuji...
[18:59] ---
    We'll be right back.
[19:04] ---
    This is because you're always
    thinking about naughty stuff.
[19:06] ---
    Please reflect on what you did.
[19:08] ---
    I'm not wearing leggings, either, you know.
[19:10] ---
    I'm sorry. I teased you guys a little.
[19:13] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...
[19:14] ---
    That wasn't nice, Kudou.
[19:16] ---
    Please be a little more sensible.
[19:19] ---
    So, anyway, I overslept
    a little this morning,
[19:22] ---
    so I didn't have time to put on my bra.
[19:24] ---
    Please have mercy on us!
[19:25] ---
    What's that about your bra?!
[19:28] ---
    Yuuji...
[19:29] ---
    It's not like that, Shouko! I'm a guy, so...
[19:32] ---
    Come here...
[19:32] ---
    "Boing"
[19:33] ---
    Wh-What're you doing?! L-Let go of me!
[19:36] ---
    Are you happy?
[19:37] ---
    S-Something like this...
    there's no way I'd be happy...
[19:40] ---
    Yahoo!
[19:42] ---
    I'm not!!
[19:44] ---
    Geez, you act like you've got it bad...
[19:46] ---
    I envy you, Yuuji! I'm jealous! I'm jealous!
[19:50] ---
    ...but look at what I have to deal with.
[19:52] ---
    We'll be right back.
[19:55] ---
    So, there's a proper order for doing things.
[19:59] ---
    Do you understand?
[20:00] ---
    Yes, Ma'am.
[20:01] ---
    That's right. You don't just do stuff,
    you have to come to love each other first.
[20:04] ---
    Aki and I love each other!
[20:09] ---
    Akihisa...
[20:11] ---
    Wh-What is it, Himeji?
[20:13] ---
    I-I know this is sudden, but is
    there anyone whom you like?
[20:18] ---
    Huh? What is this all of a sudden?
[20:22] ---
    I'm realizing it anew,
[20:24] ---
    but you really don't understand the
    question at a time like this, do you?
[20:28] ---
    Huh? What?
[20:30] ---
    Well then, I'll ask you in a different way.
[20:33] ---
    Oh, I bet she'll... I won't let her!
[20:36] ---
    Who do you like?
[20:39] ---
    Samon in Class G, maybe...
[20:41] ---
    What? What? S-Samon [Summon]...?
[20:47] ---
    Ahhh!
[20:47] ---
    Now, let's continue this
    conversation on who we like!
[20:50] ---
    This isn't fair, Akihisa!
[20:52] ---
    You have a secret or two that you don't
    want people to know too, right, Himeji?
[20:56] ---
    I-It's okay. I don't have any secrets.
[21:00] ---
    To tell you the truth...
[21:02] ---
    ...when you had naughty thoughts earlier...
[21:05] ---
    ...I had strange thoughts...
[21:08] ---
    Nooooooo!
[21:17] ---
    How's it going?
[21:23] ---
    What did they do...
[21:26] ---
    ...to end up in this kind of situation?
[21:33] ---
    Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!°
[21:49] ---
    I'm not making progress.
    Someone's interfering... No, no!
[21:54] ---
    The issue is, I don't have
    enough common multiples
[22:00] ---
    Okay, I basically get it.
    What is the truth... Baby?
[22:04] ---
    If you see this, draw a
    diagram and explain it, Baby!
[22:10] ---
    No word or number can describe you
[22:16] ---
    My heart is being shocked by
    the magnetic force between S and N
[22:24] ---
    (S! S! Super! Sticking together,
    Number! I say No.1 boy!)
[22:29] ---
    Congratulations! From here on
    out you're My, ma-my "treasure"
[22:34] ---
    You're special to me,
    no matter what happens
[22:37] ---
    I'll hold you ever so
    tight and never let you go
[22:39] ---
    I want to be in love, in a
    dream you can forget about limits
[22:45] ---
    It's special, right? After all,
    we came to know each other
[22:48] ---
    Forgive me for being like this
[22:51] ---
    Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!
[23:02] ---
    Did you want something? Err...
[23:05] ---
    I'm Nakabayashi. I'm the Class E rep.
[23:08] ---
    I called you here because I wanted
    to tell you my pent-up feelings...
[23:11] ---
    Ah, no, it's not "pent-up feelings"
    but heartrending feelings? Agony?
[23:16] ---
    Ah, well, at any rate,
    I can't express it well,
[23:18] ---
    but I wanted to tell you at any cost...
    Are you busy right now?
[23:22] ---
    I've got time. No problem.
[23:28] ---
    What?!
[23:29] ---
    I'd like you to go out with me!
[23:32] ---
    I wonder why Yoshii is so
    defenseless and charming!
[23:36] ---
    His actions, his words, his gestures...
    Everything about him is adorable!
[23:42] ---
    Woo hoo...
[23:43] ---
    Nakabayashi...
[23:44] ---
    Yes...
[23:45] ---
    I'm sorry.
[23:46] ---
    I don't wanna be turned
    down in such a humiliating way!
[23:51] ---
    Question 5.
[23:53] ---
    Explain the correct way to treat a burn.
[23:56] ---
    Pay palimony.
[23:58] ---
    That's for adults' philandering.
[24:00] ---
    Next episode!
    "Me, Peeking, and Training Camp!"
[24:03] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Please join us again next week!
    Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

5 - Me, Peeking, and Training Camp!

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[00:18] ---
    On a night illuminated by countless
    stars and a fleeting crescent moon...
[00:22] ---
    "Fumizuki Academy"
[00:23] ---
    I was being pressured by the
    slightly emboldened girls in my class.
[00:30] ---
    Aki... Can we do it?
[00:33] ---
    Akihisa... I'm begging you. Can we do it?
[00:38] ---
    I can't... do that.
[00:42] ---
    Why not?
[00:43] ---
    You don't... want to?
[00:46] ---
    I couldn't do that.
[00:49] ---
    If you won't, we'll do
    it with Tsuchiya instead.
[00:54] ---
    Is that okay, Aki?
[00:56] ---
    Yeah... that's fine.
[00:59] ---
    So he said! So Tsuchiya,
    how about we do one more?
[01:06] ---
    This is ishi-daki, also
    known as soroban-zeme,
[01:09] ---
    a form of torture used in the Edo era.
[01:11] ---
    I will not permit an affair.
[01:14] ---
    Akihisa, you too, please.
[01:27] ---
    Hi!! Mondai: hitori to
    futari docchi ga suteki?
[01:47] ---
    Colorful mawari dasu watashi no shourai
[01:53] ---
    Doko made hanasou ka? Minai furi?
[01:58] ---
    Assou, ookina sekai
    wa kibun de hirogaru
[02:04] ---
    Kyou mo daisuki, hontou ni daisuki
[02:10] ---
    Watashi no baka...
    Hoshi no kazu yori mo baka da
[02:15] ---
    Sunao ni narezu ni,
    kimi to aruku yume o mita
[02:21] ---
    Gomen ne... Datte!
    Koi to shiranakattanda
[02:26] ---
    Kotaette kimi to nazo tasu
    watashi wa mugen no JUMP!!
SIGN    "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:55] ---
    a6\i1}Turning back the clock, that morning
    was a little different from usual.
[03:00] ---
    a6\i1}It was the day before
    their academic training camp.
[03:04] ---
    On that day, Akihisa
    Yoshii received a letter.
[03:08] ---
    In the letter, there was a
    message that gave him a small shock.
[03:13] ---
    "I'm holding your secret."
[03:18] ---
    Why the heck did
    I receive something like this?
[03:19] ---
    What's the matter, Akihisa?
    You're in low spirits this morning.
[03:22] ---
    N... Nothing's wrong!
[03:24] ---
    You're acting strange, Aki.
    What'd you hide just now?
[03:27] ---
    What're you talking about,
    Minami? I'm not hiding anything.
[03:30] ---
    Hmm... You received a
    love letter... or something?
[03:33] ---
    Watch what you're saying, Minami.
    Look at these guys. They're bloodthirsty now.
[03:36] ---
    I guess not, huh? There's no
    way you'd get a love letter, right?
[03:40] ---
    That's not true! This morning, too,
    there were several letters in my...
[03:47] ---
    I won't miss next time.
[03:48] ---
    I apologize from the bottom of my heart.
[03:50] ---
    Then give me an honest answer!
[03:52] ---
    T-To tell you the truth,
    what I hid was a bla--
[03:55] ---
    When you receive a blackmail note,
    you aren't supposed to tell anyone, right?
[03:58] ---
    On TV, too, the bad guys say that a lot...
[04:00] ---
    Bla-what?
[04:01] ---
    Bla... Bla...
[04:02] ---
    When we humans have
    our backs against the wall,
[04:05] ---
    we replay memories from our past.
[04:07] ---
    This is called a kaleidoscope of memories.
[04:10] ---
    A Bla... Bla... Black competitive
    swimwear society invitation...
[04:13] ---
    That's what I was hiding.
[04:15] ---
    Huh?
[04:16] ---
    Akihisa watched the documentary,
[04:19] ---
    "Competitive Swimmer,
    24-hour close-up" the night before.
[04:22] ---
    Are you going to join them?
[04:24] ---
    S-Sure... since I've been
    interested in them for a while.
[04:27] ---
    I see...
[04:28] ---
    Oh no... I'm reaching the point of no return.
[04:31] ---
    What do you find so interesting
    about competitive swimwear?
[04:34] ---
    Huh?
[04:35] ---
    The most impressive thing was...
[04:38] ---
    I-Its tight fit...
[04:41] ---
    That sounds like a perv!
[04:44] ---
    Shimada... Everything he just said was a lie.
[04:47] ---
    What? It sounded so real
    that I was almost fooled!
[04:50] ---
    "Crack, crack, crack..."
[04:52] ---
    This time, you'd better spit
    out the truth! What did you hide?!
[04:56] ---
    To tell you the truth,
    I received a blackmail note.
[04:59] ---
    Oh, good.
[05:01] ---
    So, what did the blackmail note say?
[05:03] ---
    Yeah...
[05:04] ---
    "Don't get any closer to
    the girls around you," it says.
[05:09] ---
    Hmm... From how it sounds,
    this is probably out of jealousy.
[05:13] ---
    There are only two girls in
    this class, Himeji and Hideyoshi.
[05:16] ---
    So in other words, it's from
    someone who likes one of them, huh?
[05:20] ---
    Akihisa... Shimada went to get a metal bat.
[05:24] ---
    Was my guess wrong?
[05:25] ---
    So what are you being blackmailed about?
[05:29] ---
    Come to think of it, I'm not really sure.
[05:30] ---
    "If you refuse to heed my warning,
    I'll release these pictures."
[05:31] ---
    "If you refuse to heed my warning,
    I'll release these pictures."
[05:38] ---
    Those are the ones from
    the last school festival, huh?
[05:40] ---
    Wh-When did they...
[05:42] ---
    They wouldn't have
    anything crazier than this, right?
[05:46] ---
    It's trunks, so it's okay. It's trunks,
    so it's okay. It's trunks, so it's okay.
[05:49] ---
    What's the matter, Akihisa?
[05:52] ---
    Well, these kinds of pictures are still okay.
[05:54] ---
    Hm?
[05:58] ---
    Nooooooooo!
[05:59] ---
    Don't look at it! Don't look
    at this shameful picture of me!
[06:03] ---
    I don't know what's going on,
    but calm down, Akihisa.
[06:07] ---
    What a frightening power... What are
    they engineering such a dirty plot for?
[06:11] ---
    You're imagining things.
[06:13] ---
    Anyone would wear a maid
    costume at least once in their lifetime.
[06:15] ---
    Good morning, Akihisa, Kinoshita.
[06:18] ---
    Ah, Himeji.
[06:20] ---
    Good timing. Let's have Himeji prove
    that these pictures aren't something
[06:23] ---
    you should get worked up over.
[06:25] ---
    What's the matter?
[06:27] ---
    Himeji, what if there's a picture in
    which Akihisa is in a maid costume?
[06:30] ---
    Well, I'll buy a scanner first.
[06:34] ---
    Huh?
[06:34] ---
    Otherwise I won't be able to disseminate
[06:37] ---
    Akihisa's charm to the
    world via the web, right?
[06:40] ---
    Calm down, Akihisa!
[06:42] ---
    Let go of me! I don't
    think I can go on living!
[06:45] ---
    How about asking Muttsulini for advice?
[06:47] ---
    Oh yeah... Nice advice, Hideyoshi.
    I'd expect nothing less from my wife!
[06:52] ---
    Isn't that supposed to be "husband"?
[06:53] ---
    I think both are wrong.
[06:57] ---
    Oh shoot...
[07:00] ---
    Oh, there you are, Muttsulini!
    I'd like to ask you for advice.
[07:02] ---
    Come back later. I'm first in line.
[07:04] ---
    Hm? You're asking for advice?
[07:06] ---
    Seems like Yuuji's wedding is coming up soon.
[07:08] ---
    That's something that's already been
    decided, right? I'm in bigger trouble!
[07:12] ---
    As it stands, people will think that
    I'm a perv who likes to dress like a girl!
[07:15] ---
    You being a perv is already a fact, right?!
[07:17] ---
    Shut up, you married man!
    Go back to the graveyard of life!
[07:20] ---
    Shut up, you super perv!
[07:22] ---
    Go to your maid café job already!
[07:29] ---
    If you were gonna get hurt, both of
    you should've kept your mouth shut.
[07:32] ---
    In any case, I confiscated this from Shouko!
[07:36] ---
    If I win the tournament, I'm gonna
    propose to you. I love you, Shouko!
[07:41] ---
    What?
[07:42] ---
    These are the words that
    Akihisa and Hideyoshi fabricated
[07:45] ---
    on the second day of the
    Fumizuki Academy's school festival.
[07:49] ---
    Kirishima is cute, isn't she?
[07:51] ---
    To think that she wanted to
    record those words for her memory...
[07:53] ---
    No, looks like she's going to play it
    for her dad as proof of our engagement.
[07:59] ---
    It's hard to think that she recorded
    it herself when she's bad with machines.
[08:02] ---
    There's gotta be a another perpetrator.
[08:04] ---
    What did you want to talk
    to me about, Akihisa?
[08:06] ---
    To tell you the truth, an underwear
    picture of me in a maid costume
[08:09] ---
    is about to be disseminated
    to the world via the web.
[08:13] ---
    What happened?
[08:14] ---
    Sorry, I skipped over too many
    details. In sum, blah-blah-blah-blah...
[08:18] ---
    I see...
[08:19] ---
    So, where's the picture?
[08:20] ---
    This is the one.
[08:21] ---
    This is...!
[08:22] ---
    What's the matter, Muttsulini?!
[08:26] ---
    It's taken from a better angle than mine...
[08:29] ---
    Ahhh! There's an
    unexpected enemy in my midst!
[08:31] ---
    Don't worry. I don't
    distribute the pictures for free!
[08:34] ---
    So you distribute them?!
    You distribute them for money?!
[08:36] ---
    I see...
[08:38] ---
    You're in the same
    boat as I am, huh, Akihisa?
[08:40] ---
    Victims of blackmail. In addition,
    wiretapping and sneaked photos.
[08:43] ---
    Muttsulini, can I ask you to investigate?
[08:46] ---
    As a reward, I'll bring some
    dirty magazines that you might...
[08:48] ---
    I'll take care of it.
[08:49] ---
    I'll give you the treasure
    collection 2 that I obtained recently.
[08:52] ---
    I'll definitely take care of it.
[08:56] ---
    So that's about it for
    academic training camp.
[08:58] ---
    So our training camp will be
    held in Uzuki Highlands, huh?
[09:01] ---
    That's a trendy summer resort.
[09:02] ---
    Whoa! I'm really looking forward to it!
[09:04] ---
    Make sure you go to the right meeting
    place, since it differs from class to class.
[09:08] ---
    Class A will go by a limousine
    bus or something anyway, right?
[09:11] ---
    I wonder if we, Class F,
    are going by a small microbus...
[09:14] ---
    Kiddie seats or straps...
[09:16] ---
    No, maybe even the trunk or a bike rack...
[09:18] ---
    Class F will meet on site.
[09:21] ---
    We don't even get transportation?!
[09:24] ---
    This is an unequal society.
[09:35] ---
    There's nothing to do.
[09:46] ---
    I'm bored.
[09:47] ---
    Hm? What're you reading, Minami?
[09:50] ---
    A psychological test book.
[09:51] ---
    Oh? That sounds interesting.
    Ask me questions.
[09:54] ---
    --Okay. Well then...
[09:55] ---
    --Super excited. Super excited.
[09:57] ---
    Among the opposite sex, who do
    you associate with following colors?
[10:01] ---
    1: green, 2: orange, and 3: blue.
[10:04] ---
    Green, orange and blue, huh?
[10:07] ---
    Let's see...
[10:08] ---
    Orange is Hideyoshi, blue is Himeji
    and green is Minami... I guess.
[10:13] ---
    Could you explain why
    Mizuki is blue and I'm green?
[10:17] ---
    Huh?
[10:18] ---
    If I say I saw her wearing
    green underwear before,
[10:22] ---
    she'd get upset, right?
[10:23] ---
    I won't get upset, so tell the truth.
[10:25] ---
    Because you were wearing
    green underwear before.
[10:27] ---
    Sakamoto, open the window.
[10:29] ---
    Okay.
[10:30] ---
    Are you gonna ditch me? Are you
    gonna ditch me from the window?!
[10:32] ---
    Let's see... Green is your friend,
    orange is your energy source, and blue is...
[10:36] ---
    Ahh, no! Give that back to me!
[10:38] ---
    Akihisa, she said "among the
    opposite sex," so who's orange?
[10:43] ---
    You, Hideyoshi.
[10:46] ---
    I'm at a loss since
    I'm kinda happy to hear that.
[10:48] ---
    Then, Minami, what does it mean
    when you pick someone for blue?
[10:54] ---
    Question 2!
[10:56] ---
    Looks like she doesn't wanna answer.
[10:58] ---
    From 1 through 10, say the
    two numbers you think of in order.
[11:04] ---
    5 and 6.
[11:05] ---
    In my case, 2 and 7.
[11:07] ---
    1 and 4 for me, I think.
[11:08] ---
    3 and 9 for me.
[11:10] ---
    "Akihisa" "Hideyoshi" "Mizuki" "Yuuji"
[11:11] ---
    The first number indicates how you
    normally show yourself to others.
[11:16] ---
    Sakamoto's 5 indicates cool and cynical.
[11:18] ---
    Kinoshita's 2 indicates a
    calm, commonsense person.
[11:21] ---
    Aki's 1 indicates... you should die.
[11:23] ---
    Mizuki's 3 indicates gentle and careful.
[11:26] ---
    Hey, didn't you just hurl an insult at me?
[11:28] ---
    "Yuuji" "Hideyoshi" "Akihisa" "Mizuki"
[11:29] ---
    The next number indicates your true
    self that you don't show much.
[11:35] ---
    Sakamoto's 6 indicates fairness and kindness.
[11:37] ---
    Kinoshita's 7 indicates
    strong feminine charms.
[11:40] ---
    Aki's 4 indicates... you
    should die tragically.
[11:43] ---
    Mizuki's 9 indicates strong will.
[11:46] ---
    Hasn't your insult towards me escalated?
[11:50] ---
    Looks like he's up.
[11:52] ---
    Good morning, Muttsulini.
[11:53] ---
    I was awoken by hunger.
[11:55] ---
    It's about time, too.
[11:57] ---
    Shall we have lunch now?
[11:59] ---
    Actually, I made lunch, so if you like...
[12:04] ---
    Whoosh!
[12:05] ---
    S-Sorry, I made my lunch myself, too.
[12:08] ---
    Sorry, I brought mine, too.
[12:11] ---
    I've already finished making mine.
[12:12] ---
    So, Himeji, let Akihisa have it.
[12:16] ---
    Actually, I brought sandwiches, too.
[12:18] ---
    "Chomp"
[12:19] ---
    Sorry, Akihisa. My hand slipped.
[12:24] ---
    Be careful, Yuuji.
[12:27] ---
    Oops! My hand, too...
[12:30] ---
    I'll hold your hand tight
    so that it won't slip.
[12:36] ---
    Geez, why are you guys acting
    so silly? I guess it can't be helped.
[12:39] ---
    Aki, would you like to have some of these?
[12:40] ---
    Yaay! They look delicious!
[12:42] ---
    Y-You can eat as much as you like.
[12:44] ---
    Thank you!
[12:47] ---
    Listen, Aki... I have to gather
    my courage to tell you this, but...
[12:51] ---
    ...If you pick wrong, you'll get...
[12:54] ---
    ...one with lots of hot mustard.
[12:56] ---
    Are you an idiot?!
[12:58] ---
    Ahhh! It's hot, hot, hot!
[13:00] ---
    Akihisa, you might've
    gotten lucky in a sense.
[13:04] ---
    I see!
[13:05] ---
    It might be okay now since my taste
    buds have been completely destroyed...
[13:08] ---
    Akihisa, please have mine, too.
[13:11] ---
    Yep! Thank you!
[13:18] ---
    300 joules, clear!
[13:26] ---
    Wh-What on earth...
[13:29] ---
    When you started deliriously
    repenting your sins from your former life,
[13:32] ---
    I thought you were a goner.
[13:33] ---
    Where am I?
[13:34] ---
    The inn for the training camp. While you
    were hovering between life and death,
[13:38] ---
    we arrived here.
[13:39] ---
    And this is the room
    assigned to the four of us.
[13:42] ---
    Well... now that Akihisa has
    woken up, let's start, shall we?
[13:46] ---
    Start what?
[13:47] ---
    The operation to find your
    photographer and my wiretapper.
[13:51] ---
    I've managed to dig up some intel.
[13:53] ---
    Really, Muttsulini?!
[13:56] ---
    I found traces of the devices
    I believe were used by the culprit.
[14:00] ---
    Even based solely on his MO
    and the kind of devices used,
[14:02] ---
    you can conclude that both crimes
    were committed by the same person.
[14:06] ---
    So who's the culprit?
[14:08] ---
    Sorry...
[14:09] ---
    Yeah... I guess you wouldn't be
    able to figure it out that quick, huh?
[14:12] ---
    All I could figure out was that
    the culprit is a female student
[14:15] ---
    who has a burn mark on her butt.
[14:17] ---
    What on earth did you investigate?
[14:19] ---
    I set up a small camera
    within the school premises.
[14:21] ---
    Then something like this was...
[14:24] ---
    This is...!
[14:26] ---
    This video is from
    inside the girls' locker room.
[14:28] ---
    What's this censorship?
[14:30] ---
    If you wanna see it, you have to pay.
[14:32] ---
    We're friends, right?
[14:34] ---
    Hm? Could this be... Shouko?!
[14:37] ---
    That cell is Shouko's!
[14:39] ---
    You're right. I'll blow it up.
[14:44] ---
    Let's see...
[14:46] ---
    "Order form: I'd like to have
    another 'Yuuji's marriage proposal.'"
[14:51] ---
    Send...
[14:52] ---
    That darn Shouko!
[14:55] ---
    Looks like she got a reply.
[14:57] ---
    "Thanks for your order. I'll give you a
    discount since this is your second order.
[15:00] ---
    The training camp starts tomorrow
    so I'll give it to you next Monday."
[15:04] ---
    That was close! I was
    saved by the training camp!
[15:07] ---
    There are many others, too.
[15:10] ---
    What the heck are these?!
[15:11] ---
    I can no longer get married!
[15:13] ---
    With this, it's confirmed
    that it's the same culprit, huh?
[15:16] ---
    Here is the important scene.
[15:20] ---
    She's writing back.
[15:21] ---
    "All your pictures are wonderful.
    But it'll be a problem if they find out."
[15:25] ---
    "Mail sent"
[15:27] ---
    The person wrote back already!
[15:29] ---
    "Just between you and me,
    my mother found out the other day.
[15:32] ---
    I received a moxa treatment
    on my butt as punishment.
[15:34] ---
    Because of that, I still
    have the mark from the burn.
[15:37] ---
    Don't you think it's cruel to
    treat a young lady like that?"
[15:40] ---
    So this is all we have.
[15:41] ---
    I see... By "young lady," it has to
    be a female student or Hideyoshi.
[15:47] ---
    A girl with a burn mark on her butt, huh?
[15:50] ---
    But flipping up their skirts isn't gonna...
[15:52] ---
    Even if we use an infrared camera,
    we can't see the burn mark.
[15:56] ---
    Oh yeah! It's almost bathing time,
    so we can have Hideyoshi go and check!
[16:01] ---
    Why are you making plans
    assuming that I bathe with girls?
[16:04] ---
    Akihisa, read the training camp guidebook.
[16:07] ---
    Hm?
[16:08] ---
    The bathing time for each class is...
[16:12] ---
    Ahh!
[16:14] ---
    They've got a Hideyoshi
    bathing room in a place like this, too!
[16:16] ---
    Why just me?
[16:18] ---
    Don't move!
[16:20] ---
    All of you, put your hands
    behind your heads and lie down!
[16:23] ---
    Wh-What the...
[16:25] ---
    We said, put your hands
    on your heads and lie down.
[16:28] ---
    Kinoshita, come this way quickly.
[16:30] ---
    Wh-What?!
[16:31] ---
    What the hell is the meaning of this?
[16:33] ---
    We know you guys are the culprits.
[16:35] ---
    Culprits?
[16:36] ---
    We're talking about these.
[16:38] ---
    They were set up in the girls' changing room.
[16:43] ---
    That's... a hidden camera!
    Who on earth would do such a thing?!
[16:46] ---
    Who else are you saying
    would do it besides you guys?
[16:49] ---
    That's not true! Things like
    peeking or setting up a hidden camera...
[16:52] ---
    Things like that...
[16:56] ---
    I can't say they wouldn't.
[16:57] ---
    Whaaaaaat?!
[16:58] ---
    Is that true, Akihisa?!
[17:01] ---
    There's no way that
    Akihisa and the others would...
[17:05] ---
    It's not true, right, Aki? I believe in you.
[17:08] ---
    Wh-Why...
[17:12] ---
    do you have torture equipment
    when you believe in me?
[17:15] ---
    How cruel, Akihisa!
[17:17] ---
    To think that, of all times, you picked
    right after I ate a lot for dinner to peek...
[17:21] ---
    I-I'm normally more slender, okay?!
[17:24] ---
    That's what you're upset about?!
[17:26] ---
    M-Me, too! My breasts are normally bigger!
[17:30] ---
    No, that's a lie.
[17:32] ---
    Girls! Get them!
[17:35] ---
    Shoot! What I really
    thought just slipped out!
[17:40] ---
    Yuuji! Let's somehow...
[17:43] ---
    I will not permit... an affair.
[17:47] ---
    No... it's too late for him.
[17:50] ---
    Ugh! Me, too!
[17:51] ---
    We'll...
[17:52] ---
    ...teach you a lesson but good.
[17:54] ---
    Ahhhhhhhhh!
[18:01] ---
    What a terrible false accusation that was...
[18:03] ---
    though I don't understand
    why I was treated as a victim.
[18:06] ---
    Really, that was a terrible
    misunderstanding...
[18:09] ---
    ...and we hadn't even peeked yet.
[18:10] ---
    Even though they didn't find my camera...
[18:13] ---
    Those replies, I think, are just barely true.
[18:16] ---
    If that's their attitude, fine!
[18:18] ---
    What're you talking about, Yuuji?
[18:19] ---
    They already made me do the time,
    so I might as well commit the crime!
[18:22] ---
    Do it...? Don't tell me...
[18:23] ---
    Yeah! I'm really gonna
    peek on the girls bathing!
[18:26] ---
    If you want to see Kirishima naked,
    you might just wanna ask her.
[18:30] ---
    D-Don't be ridiculous! I'm not
    interested in Shouko's naked body!
[18:33] ---
    Are you trying to find the culprit
    with a burn mark on her butt?
[18:36] ---
    That's right. I originally thought
    that peeking was crossing the line,
[18:40] ---
    but if they have that kind of
    attitude, we don't have to hesitate!
[18:43] ---
    I'll peek to my heart's
    content and find the culprit!
[18:46] ---
    That video camera and microphone...
[18:48] ---
    They're the same ones the blackmailer used.
[18:50] ---
    What?!
[18:51] ---
    Does that mean that the
    one blackmailing Yuuji and me,
[18:54] ---
    and the peeping Tom from
    earlier are the same person?
[18:56] ---
    Now there's no reason to hesitate!
[18:59] ---
    All right, let's go!
[19:00] ---
    "Women's Bathing Room"
[19:03] ---
    Bathing time ends in 30 minutes.
    The girls' bathing room is ahead of here.
[19:07] ---
    We don't have much time left.
    Let's bust right in there!
[19:12] ---
    Stop.
[19:13] ---
    Where do you think you're going?
[19:16] ---
    That's the chemistry teacher, Mr. Fuse!
[19:17] ---
    Don't mind him! Knock him down!
[19:19] ---
    You should mind me.
[19:21] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[19:27] ---
    That's...
[19:28] ---
    ...an Avatar...!
[19:30] ---
    Just like probationary students'
    Avatars, Teachers' Avatars are
[19:33] ---
    capable of physical interference.
[19:36] ---
    Now that it's come to this, let's
    crush Mr. Fuse along with his Avatar!
[19:39] ---
    We'll leave it to you, Yuuji!
[19:40] ---
    Hold on a sec.
[19:42] ---
    Just in case, let me hear
    your chemistry test score.
[19:45] ---
    With one more point, my
    chemistry test score the other day...
[19:48] ---
    With just one more point...?
[19:51] ---
    ...would've reached 2 digits.
[19:52] ---
    Go on ahead, you idiot!
[19:54] ---
    It'll probably be tough to fight
    alone against a teacher. I'll help you.
[19:58] ---
    Thanks, Hideyoshi.
[20:01] ---
    Summon!
[20:04] ---
    Okay, Muttsulini! Let's go on
    ahead and... Huh? He's already gone!
[20:12] ---
    Stop right there.
[20:14] ---
    The health and physical
    ed. teacher, Mr. Ooshima...!
[20:22] ---
    Give it up, Tsuchiya!
[20:23] ---
    Mr. Ooshima... this isn't peeking!
[20:27] ---
    Then, what is it?!
[20:28] ---
    Health and physical ed. practical training.
[20:30] ---
    Summon!
[20:36] ---
    Summon!
[20:39] ---
    Go, Akihisa! I'll take this one.
[20:41] ---
    Muttsulini... Okay.
[20:44] ---
    Guys...! You can do it!
[20:46] ---
    Without fail, I'll... I'll...!
[20:53] ---
    I-Iron Man!
[20:57] ---
    Seriously... You guys are quite a trouble.
[21:01] ---
    I can't afford to lose today!
[21:04] ---
    Summon!
[21:07] ---
    Huh? Where's your Avatar, Mr. Nishimura?
[21:10] ---
    For various reasons, I have no score.
[21:13] ---
    I see...
[21:14] ---
    Then, with my everyday grudge...
[21:17] ---
    ...die, Iron Man!
[21:19] ---
    Wha...
[21:21] ---
    Yoshii...
[21:23] ---
    Do you know why I don't revoke
    your summoning permission?
[21:27] ---
    Huh?
[21:28] ---
    I'm glad that you're a probationary student.
[21:31] ---
    If it's an Avatar, it won't be
    considered corporal punishment if I beat it.
[21:36] ---
    Clench your teeth!
[21:43] ---
    The impertinent one will
    take a remedial class!
[21:45] ---
    The three of you there, too.
[21:49] ---
    Thus, the first day of the
    training camp came to an end.
[21:52] ---
    But the false accusations on Akihisa
    and the others haven't been cleared yet.
[21:55] ---
    How will this end? Will they
    find the blackmailer? Da-dum!
[22:07] ---
    Hirameite, kagayaite, denkyuu pikkanko
[22:23] ---
    Shinten shinai yo.
    Dareka jama shiteru... No, no!
[22:28] ---
    Zenzen tarinai, sore
    ga mondai no koubaisuu
[22:34] ---
    Ryoukai sorenai. Nani ga
    hontou no koto... Baby?
[22:38] ---
    Mitetara koko de zukai shite yo, Baby!
[22:44] ---
    Kotoba mo kazu mo kimi o arawasenai
[22:50] ---
    Kokoro ga biribiri
    suru S to N no jiryoku de
[22:58] ---
    (S, S, Super kuttsuite
    Number, I say No. 1 boy!)
[23:03] ---
    Omedetou! Imakara kimi
    wa My, ma-my "otakara"
[23:08] ---
    Tokubetsu nanda, dou nattemo
[23:11] ---
    Gyutto ne gyutto ne hanasanai
[23:13] ---
    Watashi wa koi shitai.
    Yume ni genkai wa iranai
[23:19] ---
    Tokubetsu dayo ne, acchatta mon
[23:22] ---
    Konna watashi mo yurushichae
[23:25] ---
    Hirameita, kagayaita, seikai pittanko
[23:34] ---
    Idiot Test!
[23:41] ---
    "Women's Bathing Room"
[23:41] ---
    Ahh... the bath felt good.
[23:45] ---
    The large bath feels good, doesn't it?
[23:51] ---
    Question 6.
[23:53] ---
    "Things repeat over time."
    Provide a proverb with this meaning.
[23:57] ---
    Transmigration of the soul.
[23:59] ---
    Are you going to be in
    Class F in your next life?
[24:01] ---
    Next episode!
    "Me, Peeking, and Guys' Friendship!"
[24:03] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Illustration: Mako Aboshi
    Please join us again next week!"

6 - Me, Peeking, and Guys' Friendship!

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[00:16] ---
    "Today" "Study Hall"
[00:16] ---
    The second day of Fumizuki Academy's
    academic training camp... Class A...
[00:20] ---
    Hey!!
[00:22] ---
    Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
    which one is wonderful?
[00:42] ---
    My future starts spinning colorfully
[00:48] ---
    How much should I tell him?
    Should I pretend I didn't see?
[00:53] ---
    I see, this vast world
    grows based on my mood
[00:59] ---
    I love you today, I really love you
[01:05] ---
    I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
    than the number of the stars in the sky
[01:10] ---
    I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
    but I had a dream of walking with you
[01:16] ---
    I'm sorry... It's just,
    I didn't know it was love
[01:21] ---
    The answer is, you and mystery
    plus me equals infinite jump!!
SIGN    "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[01:52] ---
    a6\i1}Classes A and F are doing
    the training camp together.
[01:56] ---
    Yuuji, I'm happy that I can study with you.
[01:59] ---
    Shouko, that's not your seat.
[02:02] ---
    But why are we having a study
    hall after coming all the way here?
[02:06] ---
    Aren't they gonna give us regular classes?
[02:07] ---
    Why would they? Can you
    understand Class A's material?
[02:13] ---
    That might be the case for you, Yuuji,
[02:16] ---
    but to me there isn't much
    difference between Classes A and F...
[02:19] ---
    Oh? That's amazing.
[02:21] ---
    ...because I can't understand either of them.
[02:23] ---
    That's amazing in a different sense.
[02:25] ---
    The goal of this training
    camp is to raise our motivation.
[02:30] ---
    By studying in the same classroom,
[02:33] ---
    Class F would think they
    wanna become like Class A,
[02:37] ---
    while Class A would think they
    don't wanna become like Class F.
[02:41] ---
    I don't know about Class A, but it's
    not clear if it's effective for Class F, is it?
[02:45] ---
    Oh, Rep! There you are!
[02:48] ---
    Then, maybe I'll come here, too.
[02:51] ---
    Aiko Kudou...
[02:52] ---
    Hello, hello.
[02:54] ---
    I heard. So you guys tried to peek
    on the girls bathing last night?
[02:58] ---
    If you wanted to see it so badly,
    you should've told me.
[03:01] ---
    If you like, I can show you my underwear.
[03:04] ---
    Wh-What?!
[03:06] ---
    Not happening.
[03:09] ---
    Hm? What is wrong, Muttsulini?
[03:11] ---
    You normally love naughty
    stuff, but you're quite calm.
[03:15] ---
    Even I am worked up,
    my heart is racing with excitement.
[03:18] ---
    Don't be fooled, Akihisa.
    She's wearing leggings.
[03:22] ---
    What?!
[03:23] ---
    How cruel, Kudou! Give me my pure heart back!
[03:26] ---
    Sorry, Yoshii. Instead,
    I'll show you something interesting.
[03:30] ---
    What is it?
[03:31] ---
    A pocket-sized recorder...
[03:33] ---
    Hm? What is wrong, Muttsulini?
[03:36] ---
    This stuff is quite interesting, you know.
[03:40] ---
    I love Kudou.
[03:42] ---
    My heart is racing with excitement.
[03:44] ---
    Huh?
[03:46] ---
    Yeah, it couldn't be more interesting!
[03:48] ---
    Yeah, that's quite an interesting line.
[03:51] ---
    Mizuki, give me a hand.
[03:53] ---
    Sure, no problem.
[03:56] ---
    Akihisa, those two went
    to get torture equipment.
[03:58] ---
    Hurry up and run before they come back.
[04:01] ---
    On no, Hideyoshi. I'm not at fault, right?
[04:04] ---
    Hey, Akihisa.
[04:05] ---
    What, Yuuji?
[04:06] ---
    It's possible that Kudou is the wiretapper.
[04:10] ---
    True. The skills she
    showed just now were amazing.
[04:13] ---
    Akihisa, check if she's the culprit.
[04:16] ---
    Okay.
[04:18] ---
    Say, Kudou...
[04:19] ---
    What is it, Yoshii?
[04:20] ---
    If you...
[04:22] ---
    Wait, there's no way she'd
    be honest if I ask her,
[04:24] ---
    "If you're the culprit, just tell us."
[04:27] ---
    What's the matter?
[04:28] ---
    Ah, uhm, well, especially if you...
[04:32] ---
    If I what...?
[04:33] ---
    How should I ask her?
[04:35] ---
    If I remember right, the culprit has
    a burn mark on her butt, so... so...
[04:42] ---
    I'd really like it if you
    could show me your butt.
[04:45] ---
    Not bad, Akihisa.
[04:47] ---
    That's our Akihisa.
[04:48] ---
    How daring, Akihisa.
[04:51] ---
    I'd really like it if you
    could show me your butt.
[04:54] ---
    But it's embarrassing.
[04:56] ---
    No change. Just the line as-is.
[04:58] ---
    Please, Kudou! Please delete that one!
[05:01] ---
    Please, Kudou! Show me your butt.
[05:06] ---
    I wonder what it was.
[05:08] ---
    Yeah, what was that?
[05:09] ---
    Don't tell me some idiot said a foolish thing
[05:13] ---
    that can worsen his problems.
[05:14] ---
    Well, we can't have that.
[05:16] ---
    Such a person needs severe punishment, right?
[05:21] ---
    You've got it wrong! I just...
[05:23] ---
    ...love butt.
[05:25] ---
    That's all!
[05:26] ---
    Hey, stop it, Kudou!
[05:28] ---
    Aiko Kudou, don't mess around.
[05:31] ---
    Muttsulini!
[05:33] ---
    I'll take her on! Just leave it to me.
[05:36] ---
    So you'll help me? Good!
[05:39] ---
    Both of you, you heard it wrong earlier.
[05:41] ---
    --I want to clear up the misunderstanding,
    --I love butt.
[05:43] ---
    is what I wanted to say!
[05:45] ---
    --Especially Yuuji's butt.
    --It's really a misunderstanding!
[05:46] ---
    Hey, Muttsulini!
[05:47] ---
    Aiko Kudou, you've got more to learn.
[05:50] ---
    Not bad. Just what
    I'd expect from you, Muttsulini.
[05:53] ---
    Yoshii, I'm not gonna let you have Yuuji.
[05:55] ---
    I don't want him, either!
[05:56] ---
    Aki... So you like Sakamoto's butt that much?
[06:00] ---
    Mine's not good enough?
[06:01] ---
    I sort of knew it, but when you
    say it so clearly, it gives me a shock.
[06:06] ---
    Everyone, you've got it all wrong!
    I'm not into that kind of creepy...
[06:09] ---
    Don't make fun of homosexual love!
[06:12] ---
    Miharu? Why are you here?!
[06:14] ---
    Honey! I wanted to see you
    so I sneaked out from Class D!
[06:20] ---
    Sugawa Barrier!
[06:25] ---
    How filthy! It's worse than
    cuddling a rotten pig!
[06:30] ---
    How cruel, Honey!
    When I love you so much!
[06:34] ---
    Hey, stop it! I'm not interested in girls!
[06:38] ---
    You guys!
[06:39] ---
    It's study time. Could you
    be a little more quiet?
[06:43] ---
    I-I'm sorry, Kubo.
[06:44] ---
    Also, I don't think it's nice to
    make fun of homosexual love.
[06:50] ---
    I think a society in which people who
    are just like everyone else become despised
[06:55] ---
    just because their individual
    taste is a little different from that of
[06:58] ---
    average people is wrong
    and needs to be corrected.
[07:01] ---
    He's right! Gender doesn't matter!
[07:04] ---
    I'm not into that kind of thing!
[07:07] ---
    Gender doesn't matter... huh?
[07:12] ---
    I feel a chill for some reason.
[07:13] ---
    Gender doesn't matter?
[07:16] ---
    Why are you looking at Yuuji and me
    one after the other? You got it wrong!
[07:20] ---
    As you know, I...
[07:21] ---
    ...love Hideyoshi.
[07:23] ---
    Got that?!
[07:24] ---
    Hey, wait!
[07:25] ---
    Akihisa, how am I supposed to respond?
[07:28] ---
    Don't get it wrong. Hideyoshi's...
[07:30] ---
    ...butt is what I especially love.
[07:32] ---
    --Hey, this is making the
    misunderstanding worse!
[07:33] ---
    --Kubo! Yuuji!
[07:35] ---
    Show me your butt, one after the other.
[07:36] ---
    Kubo, show me your butt!
[07:38] ---
    I love Kubo!
[07:39] ---
    --Kubo, show me your butt!
[07:39] ---
    --You're putting me in a bind, Yoshii.
[07:41] ---
    --I love Kubo! Show me your butt!
[07:41] ---
    --There's a proper order for doing things.
[07:44] ---
    - -The order isn't the problem here.
[07:44] ---
    --I love Kubo! Show me your butt!
[07:48] ---
    I think Kudou might be
    the one who's blackmailing us.
[07:52] ---
    From how she can manage that
    pocket-sized recorder, it's very possible.
[07:57] ---
    Shall we capture her at once?
[07:58] ---
    We shouldn't. We only get one chance.
[08:01] ---
    If we're wrong, the real culprit
    will never give herself away.
[08:06] ---
    She'll destroy the proof
    and blackmail you even more.
[08:09] ---
    Which means that the
    situation will get worse.
[08:12] ---
    So we can't just go barging in
    unless we're totally confident, huh?
[08:16] ---
    If only we could confirm that burn mark...
[08:20] ---
    She'll probably get mad, but maybe
    we should just try flipping up her skirt?
[08:23] ---
    She's wearing leggings.
[08:25] ---
    Oh, that's right.
[08:27] ---
    In order to confirm it, we have no choice
    but to peek while the girls are bathing!
[08:31] ---
    So it comes to that after all, huh?
[08:32] ---
    But what should we do?
    Unless we come up with a plan,
[08:35] ---
    it'd be hard to break through that guard.
[08:38] ---
    But that hallway is just a straight path,
    so breaking through from the front
[08:42] ---
    is probably the only thing we can do.
[08:44] ---
    It's not that there isn't a way.
[08:46] ---
    If breaking through from
    the front is the only way,
[08:48] ---
    we just have to have a
    strong enough force to succeed.
[08:51] ---
    You mean we get more people involved?
[08:53] ---
    That's right.
[08:54] ---
    Then let's get on with...
[08:56] ---
    What do you want from us?
[08:58] ---
    Sugawa, guys...
[09:00] ---
    Thanks for coming,
    my fellow Class F students.
[09:03] ---
    Actually, we have a proposition to make.
[09:05] ---
    Proposition?
[09:06] ---
    What? I'm tired, you know.
[09:08] ---
    I wanna just loaf around in my room.
[09:09] ---
    Guys, aren't you interested
    in peeking on the girls bathing?
[09:13] ---
    We're listening.
[09:15] ---
    Last night, we went to
    peek on the girls bathing,
[09:18] ---
    but the dastardly teachers
    ambushed us and got in our way.
[09:22] ---
    I see... And?
[09:23] ---
    We'll make another attack tonight.
[09:26] ---
    So I'd like to ask you guys to
    eliminate the guards outside the girls' bath.
[09:30] ---
    Your reward will be the
    chance to see Agartha afterwards!
[09:33] ---
    We're in!
[09:35] ---
    Muttsulini, what time is it?
[09:37] ---
    It's 20:10. 10 minutes have passed
    since Class A girls' bathing time started.
[09:43] ---
    This is good timing.
[09:45] ---
    We're gonna split ourselves into four groups.
[09:47] ---
    Those in group A, follow my directions.
[09:48] ---
    --B!
    --Group B, follow Akihisa's directions.
[09:50] ---
    --Group C, follow Hideyoshi's directions.
[09:50] ---
    --C!
[09:51] ---
    --D!
[09:51] ---
    --Group D, follow Muttsulini's directions.
[09:54] ---
    Roger!
[09:55] ---
    Listen up, guys! We have
    only one goal! Reaching Agartha!
[10:00] ---
    No matter what happens on your way,
[10:01] ---
    use all your strength to
    push forward towards your goal!
[10:05] ---
    Gods and demons are mortal, too!
    Kill all enemies before you!
[10:08] ---
    Consider this to be the
    turning point for our future!
[10:14] ---
    "20:14 Hallway in front
    of girls' bathing room"
[10:16] ---
    I gave them quite a bit
    of counseling yesterday.
[10:19] ---
    I'm sure they learned their lesson,
    so today, they'll be quiet and...
[10:25] ---
    A pervasive pack of pervs are pushing forth.
[10:28] ---
    "Chemistry"
[10:29] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[10:34] ---
    I won't let you through here.
[10:35] ---
    Summon!
[10:38] ---
    Summon!
[10:40] ---
    Group C led by Kinoshita has
    come in contact with Mr. Fuse!
[10:43] ---
    We'll break through in one breath
    while Hideyoshi is attracting his attention!
[10:46] ---
    Keep up, guys!
[10:47] ---
    Yeah!
[10:48] ---
    Guys, attack him all at once!
[10:52] ---
    Now! Let's go!
[10:54] ---
    Hold it, Yoshii!
[10:55] ---
    Keep it up! Let's dash through here!
[10:57] ---
    Yeah!
[10:57] ---
    Stop right there, you filthy pigs!
[11:00] ---
    No guys are allowed beyond this point!
    Just go on back to your pigsty!
[11:05] ---
    Yoshii, we're at a major disadvantage
    both in numbers and quality!
[11:08] ---
    Please, Shimizu, step aside!
[11:10] ---
    You're gonna enjoy my honey's
    flat chest to the fullest, aren't you?!
[11:13] ---
    How disgusting!
[11:14] ---
    You're wrong! Minami's flat
    chest isn't what I'm here for!
[11:18] ---
    That's a lie!
[11:19] ---
    I'll punish those pigs who are blinded
    by the charm of my honey's flat chest!
[11:23] ---
    Believe me. A flat chest
    is just a flat chest, after all.
[11:27] ---
    To me, right now, more than
    Minami's horizon-like flat chest,
[11:30] ---
    it's important that... My elbow is about
    to be twisted clean off! Ow, ow, ow...!
[11:33] ---
    I let you run your mouth!
    How dare you repeat it again and again!
[11:35] ---
    Looks like he needs another punishment.
[11:38] ---
    Yoohoo, Yoshii! What did you come to see?
[11:41] ---
    It'd make me happy if you came to peek on me.
[11:44] ---
    Not happening.
[11:46] ---
    I will not permit an affair.
[11:48] ---
    To see even Kirishima is
    here, too... This is unexpected!
[11:53] ---
    Could it be that this
    is what you're here for?
[11:57] ---
    There's still one unfound hidden
    camera left in the changing room.
[12:00] ---
    What?
[12:01] ---
    It's not mine, but I found it by accident.
[12:04] ---
    Kudou...
[12:06] ---
    Well, shall we start now, Muttsulini?
[12:10] ---
    Let's fight!
[12:13] ---
    Summon!
[12:15] ---
    We'll leave this to you, Muttsulini!
[12:17] ---
    I'll take care of this!
[12:18] ---
    Educational counseling!
[12:24] ---
    I knew you guys would
    come, you bonafide idiots!
[12:26] ---
    I-Iron Man!
[12:27] ---
    Do we have to break through
    him without using our Avatars?!
[12:29] ---
    There's no way we can!
[12:31] ---
    I'll give you thorough
    counseling today. Be prepared, Yoshii!
[12:36] ---
    Is this it?!
[12:37] ---
    Don't give up, Yoshii!
[12:39] ---
    Hm?
[12:40] ---
    Sugawa!
[12:41] ---
    Let go of me, Sugawa!
[12:42] ---
    You can't let yourself get taken out here!
[12:45] ---
    You're a probationary student.
[12:46] ---
    So your Avatar is the only
    one who can defeat Iron Man!
[12:50] ---
    So, please...
[12:51] ---
    Run for now and survive!
[12:55] ---
    Don't interfere with my counseling.
[12:58] ---
    Sugawa!
[12:59] ---
    Sugawa!
[13:00] ---
    --Summon!
[13:01] ---
    --Summon!
[13:05] ---
    What?
[13:05] ---
    Back up Yoshii's withdrawal!
[13:07] ---
    We're gonna clear a path
    through the enemy for you!
[13:09] ---
    Run on through, without looking back!
[13:11] ---
    Guys...
[13:12] ---
    Yoshii is our hope! Protect
    him no matter what!
[13:15] ---
    Yeah!
[13:17] ---
    Yoshii...
[13:25] ---
    Okay. I'll leave it to you guys.
[13:28] ---
    And I'll survive and
    achieve our goal without fail!
[13:32] ---
    Everyone... I'm sorry... I'm sorry!
[13:39] ---
    I... I... vow to reach Agartha without fail!
[13:46] ---
    Akihisa Yoshii of Class F.
    Come to the counseling room immediately.
[13:52] ---
    Well, this is how it
    normally turns out, right?
[13:58] ---
    It's already morning...?
[14:00] ---
    When I didn't get much sleep at all...
[14:03] ---
    Hm?
[14:17] ---
    So that was a dream!
[14:19] ---
    Geez...
[14:28] ---
    No way I would!
[14:30] ---
    What? Is Yuuji sleeping in
    someone else's bed again?
[14:34] ---
    What do you mean "again"?
[14:35] ---
    He tosses around in his sleep a lot.
[14:38] ---
    He came into my bed around dawn and...
[14:40] ---
    I won't forgive you! For trampling
    on my pure heart, I won't forgive you!
[14:47] ---
    By the way, Kudou told me
    something strange yesterday.
[14:50] ---
    Something strange?
[14:51] ---
    She said that there's still an unfound
    hidden camera in the changing room.
[14:54] ---
    What?
[14:54] ---
    I wonder if she's the culprit after all.
[14:56] ---
    Well, that's not necessarily the case.
[14:59] ---
    It's hard to think that the culprit would
    say things to cast suspicion on herself.
[15:02] ---
    We have no choice but to check.
[15:03] ---
    But if that information
    is true, we're in luck.
[15:06] ---
    Why?
[15:07] ---
    Because if we obtain that hidden camera,
[15:09] ---
    we can see the girls changing.
    We may be able to find the culprit.
[15:13] ---
    I see...
[15:14] ---
    I'm confident that I can find
    that hidden camera in 5 seconds.
[15:17] ---
    But is there really a camera in there?
[15:20] ---
    The girls found the hidden
    camera the night before last, right?
[15:23] ---
    It's hard to think that the culprit,
    who excels in taking sneak pictures
[15:25] ---
    and wiretapping, would set it up in a
    way that it can be found by amateurs.
[15:29] ---
    A fall-back plan.
[15:30] ---
    That's right. The camera they
    discovered first was a decoy,
[15:34] ---
    and its purpose was to turn
    people's cautious eyes to us.
[15:37] ---
    The one still in the changing room
    that Kudou found is the main one.
[15:41] ---
    Then all we have to do is
    go get that camera now, huh?
[15:44] ---
    That's not possible.
    It's locked outside of bathing time.
[15:47] ---
    But the way we've been doing is...
[15:49] ---
    Akihisa, what do you think the
    reason we lost yesterday was?
[15:53] ---
    The reason we lost? Because half of
    the girls were sent for defense, maybe?
[15:57] ---
    If that's the case, we'll just
    strengthen our forces, too.
[16:01] ---
    We'll have the other classes on our side.
[16:03] ---
    The other classes, too?
[16:04] ---
    There's another reason
[16:05] ---
    for this plan other than
    strengthening our forces.
[16:08] ---
    Hm?
[16:09] ---
    That is, to protect ourselves.
[16:11] ---
    Protect ourselves?
[16:12] ---
    Even if we succeed in peeking,
[16:14] ---
    unless we find the true
    blackmailing culprit, we'll be punished.
[16:18] ---
    I see. If we are many,
    they won't know who actually peeked.
[16:23] ---
    But they've already identified us.
[16:26] ---
    Fumizuki Academy is a pilot
    school that's getting lots of attention.
[16:29] ---
    When a scandal happens, they'll
    have to either punish those involved,
[16:31] ---
    or hide it at all costs.
[16:34] ---
    So we just have to attack in a big group
    so that they can't easily punish us, huh?
[16:37] ---
    That's our Yuuji!
[16:38] ---
    You have no equal when it
    comes to coming up with dirty plans!
[16:41] ---
    Call it being resourceful.
[16:43] ---
    Let's gather up comrades before evening.
[16:45] ---
    "Today" "Study Hall"
[16:46] ---
    For Class A, it makes sense to
    persuade Kubo. Akihisa, you go.
[16:51] ---
    You're suited for it, Akihisa.
[16:52] ---
    We're counting on you.
[16:53] ---
    Okay, but why me?
[16:57] ---
    When push comes to shove,
    use this to protect yourself.
[16:59] ---
    Huh?
[17:02] ---
    Hey, Kubo. You got a minute?
[17:04] ---
    Yeah, of course.
[17:06] ---
    Now, sit down.
[17:08] ---
    Well, I'm okay here.
[17:10] ---
    If you say so...
[17:12] ---
    By the way, I have a favor
    to ask. To tell you the truth...
[17:15] ---
    I'll do it!
[17:16] ---
    That was quick!
[17:17] ---
    Er, sorry. I just lost my calmness.
[17:21] ---
    Let me hear what this is about.
[17:23] ---
    Ah, okay. To tell you the truth,
    we're gonna peek on the girls bathing and...
[17:26] ---
    I refuse!
[17:27] ---
    That was quick! Why?!
[17:29] ---
    I lost respect for you, Yoshii.
[17:31] ---
    Among a group of people, there are rules.
[17:33] ---
    By following those rules, society is formed.
[17:37] ---
    So you planning wrongdoing
[17:39] ---
    means that you're unfit for society.
[17:43] ---
    Is that what you want?
[17:45] ---
    To start with, peeking on girls
    while they're bathing is filthy!
[17:52] ---
    Sorry, I failed.
[17:54] ---
    I see... Glad that you're okay.
[17:56] ---
    I didn't do anything dangerous, though.
[17:59] ---
    If we can't get Class A to help us,
    then we'll just ask the other classes, huh?
[18:03] ---
    You're plotting something again, aren't you?!
[18:06] ---
    I-I'm not thinking of anything.
[18:08] ---
    I'm not going to waste my breath asking
    you not to cause trouble anymore, but...
[18:12] ---
    To think that, of all things, you're
    planning to peek on the girls bathing...
[18:16] ---
    If it's while bathing, you'd compare
    me with the others, I can't use falsies,
[18:20] ---
    and I can't push them up, either, you know.
[18:22] ---
    Since I never thought you'd peek,
    I didn't even go on a diet!
[18:27] ---
    That's mean, Akihisa.
[18:29] ---
    No, what I want to see is...
[18:31] ---
    ...Yuuji's butt.
[18:33] ---
    No!
[18:34] ---
    "Training Camp" "Showdown" "Night: Third Day"
[18:35] ---
    And thus, once again, the
    night of the showdown has...
[18:38] ---
    So Classes D and E are the only ones
    who're gonna help us after all, huh?
[18:41] ---
    Class B's rep is Kyouji
    Nemoto, so they lack unity.
[18:46] ---
    Class C's rep is that Yuuka Koyama.
[18:49] ---
    I don't blame the guys for flinching.
[18:51] ---
    But this is better than yesterday.
[18:53] ---
    Girls can only send half the group
    for defense during the bathing time.
[18:57] ---
    As long as we can hold back
    the teachers, it can work out.
[19:00] ---
    I've already notified each class
    on when to start the operation
[19:02] ---
    and where to gather.
[19:04] ---
    Good. Let's get ready.
[19:07] ---
    We've got a problem!
[19:07] ---
    Hm?
[19:08] ---
    They did it! Our enemy was waiting
    to ambush us in the dining hall!
[19:11] ---
    What?!
[19:13] ---
    Right now, our forces are split
    and scattered on each floor!
[19:16] ---
    To think that they made a move before us!
[19:18] ---
    They read our thoughts.
[19:19] ---
    Damn! Was it Shouko?
[19:21] ---
    She probably had no
    tolerance for Yuuji peeking.
[19:24] ---
    We have no time to hesitate.
[19:25] ---
    We're gonna reorganize our forces.
    We'll make our move!
[19:29] ---
    We're not gonna let you peek!
[19:30] ---
    Dammit! Why are the girls here?!
[19:32] ---
    Who knows?! Fight back anyway!
[19:33] ---
    Concentrate on one point and
    break through here! Follow me!
[19:36] ---
    Yeah!
[19:38] ---
    Yuuji! There are lots
    of enemies at the front!
[19:40] ---
    I bet there are traps set
    where there are fewer enemies.
[19:43] ---
    So we'll outwit them!
[19:49] ---
    Yuuji... We've been waiting for you.
[19:51] ---
    Shouko...! They outwitted us when
    we thought we were outwitting them!
[19:54] ---
    I told you I would not permit an affair.
    I'll make sure your body understands it.
[19:59] ---
    Dammit!
[20:01] ---
    I need to give you some serious counseling.
[20:04] ---
    Ms. Takahashi, the Year 2 Head Teacher...!
[20:07] ---
    Yuuji, we should withdraw!
[20:08] ---
    Sorry, that won't happen.
[20:10] ---
    Kudou... Mr. Ooshima...!
[20:12] ---
    You never learn, do you?
[20:13] ---
    Akihisa, if you wanted to see it
    that bad, why didn't you talk to me?
[20:19] ---
    Now that it's come to this, I just
    have to fight all the way till the end!
[20:23] ---
    Summon!
[20:25] ---
    Summon!
[20:29] ---
    Go!
[20:34] ---
    He's fast!
[20:39] ---
    What?
[20:41] ---
    Ooooooouch!
[20:44] ---
    Wh-What?
[20:46] ---
    Her score is in the 7000s?!
[20:47] ---
    This is too overwhelming!
[20:52] ---
    What do I do?
[20:53] ---
    What else?
[20:54] ---
    Now that it's come to this, we'll just
    do whatever we can with all our might!
[20:57] ---
    Yuuji...
[20:58] ---
    Everyone, listen up!
[21:00] ---
    From here on, forget about the plan!
[21:02] ---
    Take actions based on your own will!
[21:05] ---
    Believe in yourself! You can do it!
[21:08] ---
    Think using your heart,
    judge using your brain,
[21:10] ---
    and do what you think is most correct!
[21:13] ---
    From here on, I'll leave the
    matter to your own discretion!
[21:16] ---
    Got that?! Let's go!
[21:18] ---
    We're sorry!
[21:23] ---
    Th-The four of you aren't
    doing the same as the others?
[21:27] ---
    Is it your pride as commanders?
[21:29] ---
    No, that's not it. We know...
[21:32] ---
    Yes, Yuuji's right.
[21:35] ---
    We know...
[21:38] ---
    that we don't have to do that.
[21:40] ---
    Don't tell me that help is on its way...?
[21:43] ---
    You don't understand anything.
[21:46] ---
    What we're talking about
    is nothing like that.
[21:52] ---
    They knew very well... that they
    were dealing with people who wouldn't
[21:55] ---
    forgive them even if they got down
    on their hands and knees and apologized.
[22:00] ---
    Although this is the third night of the
    training camp, Akihisa and the others
[22:04] ---
    still haven't been able
    to find their blackmailers.
[22:08] ---
    What will become of
    Akihisa and Yuuji's futu-- Argh!
[22:17] ---
    Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!
[22:33] ---
    I'm not making progress.
    Someone's interfering... No, no!
[22:38] ---
    The issue is, I don't have
    enough common multiples
[22:44] ---
    Okay, I basically get it.
    What is the truth... Baby?
[22:48] ---
    If you see this, draw a
    diagram and explain it, Baby!
[22:54] ---
    No word or number can describe you
[23:00] ---
    My heart is being shocked by
    the magnetic force between S and N
[23:08] ---
    (S! S! Super! Sticking together,
    Number! I say No.1 boy!)*
[23:13] ---
    Congratulations! From here on
    out you're My, ma-my "treasure"
[23:18] ---
    You're special to me,
    no matter what happens
[23:21] ---
    I'll hold you ever so
    tight and never let you go
[23:23] ---
    I want to be in love, in a
    dream you can forget about limits
[23:29] ---
    It's special, right? After all,
    we came to know each other
[23:32] ---
    Forgive me for being like this
[23:35] ---
    Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!
[23:46] ---
    Idiot Test!
[23:51] ---
    Question 7.
[23:52] ---
    What do you call physical
    and mental torture used
[23:55] ---
    to make a person obey you?
[23:58] ---
    I'm sorry, Shouko!
[23:59] ---
    I'm not going to ask the details.
[24:01] ---
    Next episode!
    "Me, Peeking, and Far Away Paradise!"
[24:03] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Please join us again next week!
    Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

7 - Me, Peeking, and Far Away Paradise!

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[00:24] ---
    I'll hold them back here!
    You guys, go on ahead!
[00:30] ---
    "Women's Bathing Room"
[00:42] ---
    They changed the password!
[00:44] ---
    What?!
[00:47] ---
    You're betraying your friends.
    Doesn't that pain you?
[00:50] ---
    Humph! My friend is you, right?
[00:59] ---
    Leave me here and run.
[01:01] ---
    Shouko!
[01:03] ---
    This is terrible! The shampoo
    and conditioner have been switched!
[01:06] ---
    Oh no!
[01:07] ---
    We can't use bubbles to hide our stuff then!
[01:12] ---
    Principal, please prepare to escape.
[01:16] ---
    That damn probationary student!
[01:22] ---
    Whoa! She's got a burn mark on her butt!
[01:25] ---
    She's the culprit who blackmailed us!
[01:27] ---
    What? Then it wasn't Akihisa
    who set up the hidden camera?!
[01:31] ---
    I'm sorry, Aki, for misunderstanding.
[01:34] ---
    That's okay, so long
    as you realize it now.
[01:37] ---
    Okay, guys! You can peek on
    bathing girls to your heart's content.
[01:43] ---
    Yaaaay! We're coming in!
[01:47] ---
    "Aggghhh"
[01:48] ---
    It was all a dream, once again.
[01:51] ---
    This is the third night of
    academic training camp.
[01:56] ---
    Damn! I never expected that even
    Ms. Takahashi would participate in the war.
[02:00] ---
    That level of strength is cheating.
[02:03] ---
    But what're you gonna do?
[02:04] ---
    As it stands, you'll continue to be
    frightened by the blackmailer's shadow.
[02:08] ---
    Of course, I have no intention of giving up.
[02:10] ---
    But tomorrow night is the last bathing night.
[02:13] ---
    I've already worked out a plan.
[02:15] ---
    But the guys from Classes D,
    E, and F alone won't be enough.
[02:21] ---
    Muttsulini...
[02:22] ---
    Leave the picture taking to me.
[02:24] ---
    Akihisa, call Himeji and Shimada in here.
[02:26] ---
    What're you gonna do?
[02:28] ---
    Using their pictures as a bait,
[02:30] ---
    we'll request help from
    the guys in Classes A, B, and C.
[02:34] ---
    I see.
[02:35] ---
    So we'll excite their animal passions
    with pictures of the girls in yukata
[02:37] ---
    in order to get them to help us, huh?
[02:39] ---
    In that case, Hideyoshi,
    here, this is your yukata.
[02:41] ---
    We're going to excite the guys'
    animal passions, you know...
[02:46] ---
    I have to send Himeji and Minami an email.
[02:49] ---
    There's something I wanna talk to
    you about. Could you come to my room?
[02:53] ---
    Send.
[02:55] ---
    "Mizuki Himeji"
[02:55] ---
    Ah, I've got a reply from Himeji.
[02:58] ---
    Okay. I'll bring some snack food.
[03:03] ---
    I've got a reply from Minami this time.
[03:05] ---
    Okay, but why at this late hour?
[03:09] ---
    I wonder if she's being cautious...
    How should I write back?
[03:12] ---
    "Ryou Sugawa"
[03:13] ---
    Hm? This is from... Sugawa?
[03:16] ---
    Yoshii, why are you trying so
    desperately to peek on girls?
[03:21] ---
    "Why"? Geez, why is he
    asking something so obvious?
[03:25] ---
    Isn't it obvious? I like what I like.
[03:32] ---
    Hm?
[03:32] ---
    "Sent Message"
[03:33] ---
    "Minami Shimada"
[03:33] ---
    "Isn't it obvious? I like what I like."
[03:37] ---
    Calm down, Akihisa Yoshii!
[03:39] ---
    Sort out what just happened!
[03:41] ---
    "To: Minami Shimada" "There's something I wanna talk
    to you about. Could you come to my room?"
[03:42] ---
    "From: Minami Shimada"
    "Okay, but why at this late hour?"
[03:43] ---
    "To: Minami Shimada"
    "Isn't it obvious? I like what I like."
[03:45] ---
    What's the matter, Akihisa?
[03:51] ---
    Is there a problem, Akihisa?
[03:54] ---
    What you just did created one...
[03:56] ---
    Oh, sorry. I'll fix it
    and give it back to you.
[03:59] ---
    More importantly, let me borrow your cell!
[04:01] ---
    Here.
[04:03] ---
    I have to send a message to
    Minami to correct my mistake.
[04:06] ---
    Hm? The contacts... Kirishima's
    email address is the only one in here.
[04:10] ---
    What?!
[04:11] ---
    She screwed with it again, and
    she's supposed to be bad with machines!
[04:15] ---
    Anyway, do you remember
    Minami's email address?
[04:19] ---
    Do you remember
    Shouko's email address then?
[04:21] ---
    Well, I guess that's normally how it is.
[04:24] ---
    Hey, what'd you just send?!
[04:32] ---
    I can't send a correction now, you idiot!
[04:35] ---
    That's right! That feeling!
    That's the feeling I have towards you, Yuuji!
[04:38] ---
    Be quiet!
[04:41] ---
    Yes, Sir.
[04:42] ---
    Dammit! I gotta send
    an email to Shouko now!
[04:45] ---
    Let me borrow your cell!
[04:46] ---
    I haven't bought a new
    one since I ditched my old one.
[04:49] ---
    I don't want it ringing when I'm hiding.
[04:51] ---
    It's over... My life is over...
[04:56] ---
    Come in.
[04:57] ---
    Good evening.
[04:59] ---
    Thanks for coming, Himeji.
[05:00] ---
    Hm? Didn't Iron Man try to stop you?
[05:03] ---
    He let me through when
    I gave him some snacks.
[05:06] ---
    Farewell, Iron Man... Rest in peace.
[05:10] ---
    By the way, Akihisa, what was
    it that you wanted to talk about?
[05:13] ---
    Oh, about that...
[05:20] ---
    Thus, they got their pictures
    and the night wore on...
[05:25] ---
    however...
[05:31] ---
    Aki... Aki...
[05:35] ---
    Are you asleep? Hey...
[05:38] ---
    wake up.
[05:40] ---
    Wake up.
[05:45] ---
    I said, wake up!
[05:50] ---
    Shhh! Don't make so much noise.
[05:57] ---
    Why are you going back to sleep?!
[06:00] ---
    Huh? Why are you here, Minami?
[06:04] ---
    This situation...
[06:06] ---
    1. I sent a weird email.
[06:09] ---
    2. Minami must be upset.
[06:12] ---
    3. She snuck in late at night.
[06:15] ---
    4. Her entire body is a
    weapon. In other words...
[06:20] ---
    At least make it so that I won't suffer.
[06:23] ---
    What kind of thought
    process do you have?
[06:25] ---
    What? I got it wrong?
[06:30] ---
    I mustered up the courage
    to come and see you, you know.
[06:33] ---
    What?
[06:34] ---
    So... uhm...
[06:36] ---
    ...instead of by email...
[06:39] ---
    I want you to tell me in person, so...
[06:42] ---
    Does that mean she wants to
    hear my last will and testament?
[06:47] ---
    Is there something
    I can use to my advantage?!
[06:49] ---
    Hideyoshi's cute sleeping face...
[06:52] ---
    Muttsulini, who's so
    intent on taking pictures...
[06:55] ---
    Kirishima, who's trying to take off
    her yukata and get into Yuuji's bed...
[06:58] ---
    No! None of that will help at all!
[07:02] ---
    I came to rescue you, Honey!
[07:05] ---
    Something else is here!
[07:08] ---
    Miharu! Why are you here?!
[07:10] ---
    I snuck into your bed earlier
    only to find out that it was empty
[07:14] ---
    so I thought you might be here.
[07:16] ---
    I thought you learned
    the hard way yesterday!
[07:18] ---
    What? You snuck in yesterday, too?
[07:20] ---
    Honey... let's go back
    now and sleep together naked!
[07:25] ---
    Of course, I won't let you sleep since
    I'm gonna do all sorts of things to you!
[07:28] ---
    --There! There!
[07:28] ---
    --Nooooo!
[07:31] ---
    I won't let you sleep, either.
[07:36] ---
    What're you guys doing?
[07:39] ---
    Everyone, be quiet!
    If you make that much noise...
[07:43] ---
    Hey!
[07:45] ---
    What's all this fuss about?
[07:48] ---
    This is bad, Akihisa!
[07:49] ---
    If he finds out that there are
    four half-naked girls in our room...
[07:52] ---
    Are you counting me again?
[07:55] ---
    Girls, get out of here while
    Yuuji and I act as decoys!
[08:00] ---
    Let's go!
[08:01] ---
    Yeah!
[08:05] ---
    You'd better be prepared, Yoshii.
[08:07] ---
    I am not!
[08:10] ---
    Then, get prepared!
[08:12] ---
    It can't be helped. We'll escape
    into a room Iron Man can't enter!
[08:15] ---
    Where's that?!
[08:16] ---
    The girls' room!
[08:17] ---
    I see! Iron Man can't come in
    to the girls' room since he's a guy!
[08:20] ---
    If I run into a girls-only
    room in my underwear...
[08:25] ---
    I'm a goner for sure!
[08:27] ---
    Let's go!
[08:27] ---
    No frickin' way!
[08:29] ---
    Well then, wear this!
[08:31] ---
    Thanks!
[08:35] ---
    All right, now we can escape in there!
[08:37] ---
    Wait! In a sense, this is more
    fatal than being buck-naked!
[08:41] ---
    Well then, we'll split here!
[08:43] ---
    I won't let you get away!
[08:45] ---
    I have no intention of
    acting together with a perv.
[08:47] ---
    Then, give me your yukata!
[08:50] ---
    Stop it!
[08:51] ---
    Shut up! Take it off! I said, take it off!
[08:55] ---
    No! I said no! Hey!
[08:56] ---
    What in the world...
[08:57] ---
    Hm?
[08:58] ---
    ...are you guys doing?
[09:00] ---
    I know you two have no luck with girls,
[09:02] ---
    but if you wanna do something
    like that, do it privately.
[09:05] ---
    Please let me explain!
[09:07] ---
    That was the incident that took
    place on a hot night. Woo hoo...
[09:15] ---
    Sleepy...
[09:16] ---
    Are you two okay? We have to
    recover our scores by taking tests.
[09:21] ---
    Iron Man's counseling three days in a row...
[09:24] ---
    It was because of that unexpected incident.
[09:26] ---
    But we did get something out of it.
[09:28] ---
    Whoa! Good job, Muttsulini!
[09:32] ---
    We'll circulate them among guys and
    recruit participants for the operation!
[09:36] ---
    The fourth day of academic training camp...
[09:39] ---
    The final showdown kicks off tonight.
[09:47] ---
    There's something I found out last time.
[09:50] ---
    This is the record of those units
    spread on the second floor of the inn.
[09:53] ---
    This is showing the Class C girls
    fighting in science and humanities lineups.
[09:57] ---
    In addition, they had the teachers' Avatars,
[09:59] ---
    who're capable of physical interference, huh?
    That's an impregnable defense.
[10:05] ---
    Ah! Mr. Takenaka's hairpiece is...
[10:07] ---
    And look at this.
[10:11] ---
    The teacher field disappeared...
[10:14] ---
    When the fields of teachers from
    different subjects come together,
[10:16] ---
    they cancel each other out.
[10:18] ---
    I see. So this is what
    they call interference, huh?
[10:21] ---
    This is our last fight.
[10:23] ---
    I bet they'll construct a solid
    and unbreakable line of defense.
[10:27] ---
    While avoiding the field interference,
[10:29] ---
    they'll put their main forces in
    the passage that we'll certainly take.
[10:32] ---
    This is the expected
    formation of our enemy.
[10:34] ---
    Our room is on the third floor
[10:36] ---
    and our goal, the girls' bathing
    room is in the basement.
[10:38] ---
    In the basement, Ms. Takahashi, Mr. Ooshima,
[10:40] ---
    and Iron Man are on the line of defense.
[10:42] ---
    Our force is made up of
    guys from Classes D, E, and F.
[10:46] ---
    The rest will depend on the
    help from Classes A, B and C.
[10:49] ---
    Looks like it'll be a tough battle.
[10:52] ---
    I'll do something about Ms. Takahashi.
[10:55] ---
    Muttsulini, you hold back Ooshima,
    the health and physical ed. teacher.
[11:01] ---
    And, Akihisa, you take on Iron Man.
[11:04] ---
    Me?
[11:05] ---
    The only one who can bring him
    down is you, a probationary student.
[11:09] ---
    I'm asking you.
[11:10] ---
    But...
[11:13] ---
    In return...
[11:15] ---
    ...we'll cover you with all our might,
    and send you to Iron Man unhurt.
[11:23] ---
    We'll make any sacrifice necessary
[11:25] ---
    so that no one can touch
    you until you fight Iron Man.
[11:29] ---
    Yuuji...
[11:32] ---
    Will you do it, Akihisa?
[11:34] ---
    Yeah!
[11:37] ---
    It's time to launch our operation!
[11:39] ---
    All right! Are you guys fired up?!
[11:42] ---
    Yeah!
[11:44] ---
    This is our last chance!
[11:45] ---
    We will accept nothing less than victory!
[11:49] ---
    Yeah!
[11:50] ---
    It doesn't matter if it's girls or teachers!
[11:52] ---
    Let's give them a good taste
    of the latent power of men!
[11:56] ---
    The fourth night of academic
    training camp! The final showdown!
[11:59] ---
    Let's go!
[12:07] ---
    They're here! The four ringleaders!
[12:09] ---
    We'll bring them down here!
[12:11] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[12:15] ---
    Summon!
[12:19] ---
    Know your place, Class F!
[12:21] ---
    Come back after you study!
[12:26] ---
    We have no time to waste on small fries!
[12:28] ---
    Hold it, Sakamoto!
[12:37] ---
    It's Hiraga, the Class D rep!
[12:39] ---
    We'll deal with him here. Go on ahead!
[12:44] ---
    Thanks! I'll see you in Valhalla!
[12:51] ---
    What amazing morale...
[12:53] ---
    That's because everyone's heart is united.
[12:55] ---
    But our real battle begins here.
[12:57] ---
    If we don't have any
    support forces, this is it, though.
[13:00] ---
    You never learn, do you?
[13:04] ---
    Teacher! Please be prepared!
[13:06] ---
    You, too? Why?!
[13:08] ---
    Kurosaki from Class C!
[13:10] ---
    Those yukata pictures
    that Muttsulini showed us...
[13:14] ---
    I've never seen anything that
    aroused such passion within me!
[13:17] ---
    I now desperately wish to see
    what's beneath those yukata!
[13:24] ---
    We appreciate your help!
    We'll leave it to you to watch our backs!
[13:28] ---
    I'll entrust my dream to you guys, too!
[13:30] ---
    Class C guys! Create a path for them!
    The glorious road to victory!
[13:36] ---
    Yeah!
[13:39] ---
    At this rate, all the
    classes will help us, right?
[13:42] ---
    Well, we don't know about Class A.
[13:44] ---
    Those pictures don't work with Kubo.
[13:47] ---
    What?! Don't tell me,
[13:49] ---
    he has a more amazing collection
    than those pictures?
[13:52] ---
    "Main Bathing Rooms"
    "Women's Bathing Room"
[13:54] ---
    What took you guys so long?!
[13:55] ---
    So Class B came, too!
[14:03] ---
    Yuuji... Your mischief ends here.
[14:05] ---
    Shouko...
[14:06] ---
    Himeji...
[14:08] ---
    We're not gonna let you past here, Akihisa.
[14:10] ---
    This is it... There's no way that
    we can defeat Himeji and Kirishima.
[14:16] ---
    Nemoto...
[14:17] ---
    This was a lost cause from the start.
[14:20] ---
    To start with, is it worth peeking
    when Himeji and Kirishima aren't bathing?
[14:25] ---
    Don't give up! Even if those
    two aren't bathing, other girls are!
[14:30] ---
    Yeah, but...
[14:32] ---
    There are no bathing girls in this
    world unworthy of being peeked on!
[14:35] ---
    So... So...!
[14:37] ---
    Akihisa, we are at such a disadvantage.
[14:41] ---
    Why aren't you giving up?
[14:45] ---
    Even if you go through all that
    trouble to get your pictures back,
[14:47] ---
    your reputation won't change anyway, right?
[14:50] ---
    It's not that, Hideyoshi.
[14:52] ---
    It's true that at first, I was
    going to get back those pictures
[14:55] ---
    and clear the suspicion of me
    peeking by capturing the real culprit.
[14:59] ---
    But as I moved forward while
    gaining and losing comrades,
[15:05] ---
    I noticed something for the first time.
[15:07] ---
    Akihisa...
[15:08] ---
    Even if it's an illicit action,
    I can't lie about my feelings.
[15:14] ---
    I'll be honest. Right now...
[15:17] ---
    I want to peek on girls bathing
    purely to satisfy my desire!
[15:22] ---
    Just where does your stupidity end?
[15:24] ---
    So you wanna peek on Minami
    bathing, rather than me, huh?!
[15:29] ---
    That does it! Peeking is a bad thing!
[15:34] ---
    I don't care about society's rules!
[15:37] ---
    I'll live true to my feelings!
[15:43] ---
    Well said, Yoshii.
[15:46] ---
    Who's there?!
[15:48] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Yoshii.
[15:50] ---
    I surely heard your honest feelings.
[15:54] ---
    Kubo! You came!
[15:56] ---
    I was hesitant all this time, but I made
    up my mind after I heard what you said.
[16:03] ---
    Guys in Class A, a total of 24!
    From here on, we'll help you, Akihisa Yoshii!
[16:08] ---
    Everyone! Cover him!
[16:11] ---
    Yeah!
[16:12] ---
    Thanks, Kubo!
[16:14] ---
    It is I who ought to be thanking you.
[16:16] ---
    Like you said, I can't lie
    about my feelings, either.
[16:20] ---
    Even if it's not allowed
    by society, I like what I like!
[16:24] ---
    I'm punishing Akihisa! Don't interfere!
[16:27] ---
    Summon!
[16:29] ---
    I swore that I'll protect Yoshii!
    I won't let you do as you please!
[16:37] ---
    Now! Let's go!
[16:40] ---
    I never thought that even
    Class A would help you...
[16:45] ---
    but it's not a problem.
[16:47] ---
    I won't let anyone past here. Summon!
[16:50] ---
    No, we're gonna pass through!
[16:57] ---
    Wha...?!
[17:03] ---
    Go, Akihisa!
[17:08] ---
    Summon!
[17:14] ---
    We won't let you get in his way!
[17:19] ---
    I was starting to think you
    might not show up, Muttsulini.
[17:24] ---
    Even Kudou, too?
[17:25] ---
    No change in our plan. Go, Akihisa.
[17:29] ---
    But...!
[17:29] ---
    That's fine.
[17:31] ---
    Out of respect for
    Muttsulini, I'll let you pass.
[17:34] ---
    Go.
[17:36] ---
    Okay.
[17:37] ---
    Don't die, Muttsulini.
[17:40] ---
    I'm disappointed in you, Tsuchiya.
[17:43] ---
    To think that you have the illusion
    that a student can defeat a teacher...
[17:47] ---
    ...decided...
[17:48] ---
    What?
[17:50] ---
    Who decided that a student
    can't defeat a teacher?!
[17:54] ---
    Very well. I'll take you on.
[17:56] ---
    Summon!
[18:03] ---
    774?!
[18:05] ---
    I've never heard of anyone
    getting that high of a score!
[18:09] ---
    Having faith makes the impossible possible.
[18:12] ---
    When did you get that much power?
[18:15] ---
    We don't have much time.
    Come at me together!
[18:28] ---
    I'm surprised that you
    thought I'd come this far.
[18:32] ---
    I don't underestimate my opponent.
[18:34] ---
    You're an idiot, but your ability
    to take action is extraordinary!
[18:38] ---
    Well, thank you very much!
[18:42] ---
    You're extraordinarily straitlaced, too!
[18:49] ---
    Don't underestimate me!
[18:56] ---
    If I get serious, my
    power is far beyond this.
[18:59] ---
    Then...
[19:04] ---
    ...why don't you get serious?!
[19:10] ---
    If your peeking is discovered,
    you'll get suspended!
[19:14] ---
    That won't happen.
[19:16] ---
    With this many people, you can't
    identify all the Peeping Toms.
[19:19] ---
    You fool. You really think so?
[19:22] ---
    What?
[19:22] ---
    You lack concentration!
[19:27] ---
    If that's the case,
    we'll just have to beat you all up
[19:29] ---
    and take our time identifying
    each and every one of you, that's all!
[19:41] ---
    This is it, Yoshii.
[19:45] ---
    What can I do to defeat him?
[19:49] ---
    The concentration for ulterior
    motives can only go so far after all.
[19:54] ---
    Concentration? But... Concent...
[19:59] ---
    That's right! Yeah, concentrate.
[20:02] ---
    Narrow down the aim...
[20:04] ---
    ...for all my and my Avatar's
    attacks to just one spot.
[20:10] ---
    We'll concentrate our
    attacks on your crotch!
[20:12] ---
    What? What a terrifying
    idea to come up with...
[20:16] ---
    Pass out in agony, Iron Man!
[20:19] ---
    Shatter into pieces!
[20:23] ---
    As if!
[20:32] ---
    We did it! Ah!
[20:38] ---
    I won't let you have my honey's virginity!
[20:40] ---
    Shimizu?!
[20:41] ---
    Back off...
[20:43] ---
    ...or I'll make this picture
    public and socially wipe you out!
[20:48] ---
    My picture?! Do you possibly have
    a burn mark on your butt, Shimizu?
[20:55] ---
    How do you know that?!
[20:56] ---
    So you are the blackmailer.
[20:59] ---
    Then the hidden camera in
    the girls' bathing room is also...
[21:02] ---
    If you figured out that much,
    I can't let you live! Stop fighting and...
[21:07] ---
    Good job, Akihisa.
[21:10] ---
    Yuuji... Guys... You guys are all okay!
[21:13] ---
    Of course.
[21:14] ---
    With this many people, they can't
    identify every participant, huh?
[21:18] ---
    Right! If we all go, we
    won't be punished! Let's go!
[21:22] ---
    Yeah!
[21:24] ---
    A hard, painful battle...
    It has already become history.
[21:28] ---
    There's no one who stands in their way.
[21:30] ---
    The men just move forward
    with pride in their hearts.
[21:39] ---
    Wh-What're you guys doing?!
[21:42] ---
    It was all for nothing!!
[21:46] ---
    All Year 2 male students in
    Fumizuki Academy, a total of 149,
[21:51] ---
    are to be suspended from school for a week.
[21:54] ---
    "Approved"
[21:56] ---
    a6\i1}I'm eating rice with raw egg over it*
[22:02] ---
    a6\i1}alone in the restroom stall.
[22:11] ---
    a6\i1}It's early afternoon.
    The spice I use is solitude.
[22:19] ---
    a6\i1}And then misfortune strikes.
    I smell something alarming.
[22:25] ---
    a6\i1}The guy in the next stall started
    eating curry in a pouch. Is he serious?!
[22:31] ---
    a6\i1}Hold on a sec! Eating curry in the restroom*
[22:38] ---
    a6\i1}is bad manners, right?
[22:43] ---
    a6\i1}I wanna protect this
    solitude since I have nothing else.
[22:49] ---
    a6\i1}I'll lose everything, even this space.
[22:55] ---
    a6\i1}I gathered my courage and banged
    on the wall, then looked in the next stall
[23:01] ---
    a6\i1}and found another me sitting there.*
[23:14] ---
    Idiot Test!
[23:22] ---
    Akihisa!
[23:24] ---
    It's been a while, Himeji.
    How have you been?
[23:27] ---
    Akihisa... I'm sorry.
[23:29] ---
    What?! Wh-What is it?
[23:31] ---
    I'm sorry for treating you as a Peeping Tom
[23:34] ---
    on the first day of academic training camp.
[23:37] ---
    Well, I did become that
    very Peeping Tom, though.
[23:41] ---
    Aki!
[23:42] ---
    Hi, it's been a while, Mina--
[23:51] ---
    Question 8.
[23:53] ---
    What aspiration did you have
    when you entered the academy?
[23:56] ---
    I believed that I was special and
[23:57] ---
    one day something would happen
    to cause others to realize my talent.
[23:59] ---
    Get real.
[24:01] ---
    Next episode!
    "Me, Japan, and Unknown Words!"
[24:03] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Join us again next week, got that?!
    Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

8 - Me, Japan, and Unknown Words!

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[00:50] ---
    "Minami, do you wanna stay in Germany?"
[00:56] ---
    "If you wanna stay at any cost,
    I'll make arrangements for you, but..."
[01:01] ---
    "Big Sis..."
[01:03] ---
    "You're not coming with us?"
[01:08] ---
    "I am."
[01:10] ---
    "I'm coming with you, Hazuki."
[01:13] ---
    I'm going, too... to Japan.
[01:20] ---
    Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
    which one is wonderful?
[01:40] ---
    My future starts spinning colorfully
[01:46] ---
    How much should I tell him?
    Should I pretend I didn't see?
[01:51] ---
    I see, this vast world
    grows based on my mood
[01:57] ---
    I love you today, I really love you
[02:03] ---
    I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
    than the number of the stars in the sky
[02:08] ---
    I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
    but I had a dream of walking with you
[02:14] ---
    I'm sorry... It's just,
    I didn't know it was love
[02:19] ---
    The answer is, you and mystery
    plus me equals infinite jump!!
SIGN    "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:48] ---
    "Episode 8
    Me, Japan, and Unknown Words!"
[02:52] ---
    It was on the day of the
    entrance ceremony a year ago.
[02:58] ---
    It was right after I came to Japan
    so I couldn't understand Japanese well.
[03:03] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[03:08] ---
    "Whether I can fit in at
    a Japanese school or not
[03:10] ---
    all depends on the first impression I make.
[03:16] ---
    I have to be careful not to do weird stuff."
[03:19] ---
    That's what was going through my mind
[03:22] ---
    while I nervously awaited my
    turn to introduce myself to the class.
[03:27] ---
    Next... Minami Shimada.
[03:37] ---
    "Shima"
[03:39] ---
    "da"
[03:44] ---
    I'm Minami Shimada.
[03:47] ---
    Pleased to meet you.
[03:52] ---
    Hm? Did I do something weird?
[03:58] ---
    Well, I heard that Shimada is a
    returnee student from Germany.
[04:02] ---
    Since she came back to Japan recently,
[04:04] ---
    there are a lot of things she doesn't know.
[04:06] ---
    Everyone, please help her out.
[04:11] ---
    Don't worry, Shimada.
[04:13] ---
    You can learn kanji
    characters little by little.
[04:16] ---
    Kanji characters?
[04:18] ---
    "Shimada"
[04:19] ---
    "Mikare"
[04:21] ---
    "kare"
[04:21] ---
    Ah!
[04:28] ---
    Pleased to meet you.
[04:32] ---
    I wish they had told
    me that I made a mistake.
[04:34] ---
    How underhanded of them to
    not tell me about it and then laugh.
[04:38] ---
    Dad told me that Japanese
    people are all kind,
[04:42] ---
    but I was starting to
    feel uneasy about this class.
[04:53] ---
    I'm Yuuji Sakamoto
    from Kannaduki Junior High.
[04:56] ---
    So that's the guy who's rumored to
    be the demon of Kannaduki Junior High...
[05:00] ---
    Oh shoot... I'm in the same class...
[05:02] ---
    "Yuuji Sakamoto"
[05:05] ---
    Is someone like that common in Japan?
[05:08] ---
    No... Dad said that Japan is
    an exceptionally safe country.
[05:13] ---
    So it must just be his appearance.
[05:22] ---
    I'm Hideyoshi Kinoshita.
    Nice to meet you.
[05:25] ---
    I wonder why that girl's
    wearing a guy's uniform.
[05:29] ---
    It's just that she isn't
    used to wearing a skirt, right?
[05:33] ---
    This is nothing strange, right?
[05:35] ---
    Dad said that there are no scary
    or strange things in Japan, so...
[05:46] ---
    I'm Kouta Tsuchiya. My hobby is taking
    secret pho-- I mean, I have no hobbies.
[05:49] ---
    My special skill is wireta--
    I mean, I have none.
[05:56] ---
    Ah... You dropped this.
[06:01] ---
    Forget what you just saw.
[06:05] ---
    Th-That's normal, right?
    He uses it to record classes, right?
[06:09] ---
    It's okay to believe what Dad told me, right?
[06:20] ---
    I'm Akihisa Yoshii from
    Nagatsuki Junior High.
[06:24] ---
    Nice to meet you all!
[06:26] ---
    "Akihisa Yoshii"
[06:28] ---
    He lied...
[06:29] ---
    Dad lied to me!
[06:36] ---
    So you're a returnee student, Shimada?
[06:38] ---
    When did you come to Japan?
[06:39] ---
    Were you born abroad?
[06:41] ---
    It seemed that they weren't
    used to seeing a returnee student,
[06:43] ---
    so they all looked at me with prying eyes.
[06:47] ---
    Are you good at English?
[06:49] ---
    Aren't you gonna join a club?
[06:51] ---
    Do you have a boyfriend
    where you came from?
[06:53] ---
    What am I gonna do?
[06:55] ---
    If they talk to me all at once when
    I don't even understand Japanese well...
[07:00] ---
    How do I say "please be quiet" in Japanese?
[07:02] ---
    What's your hobby?
[07:04] ---
    What's your favorite food?
[07:05] ---
    What's your breast size?
[07:08] ---
    Oh yeah...
[07:10] ---
    The girl I saw this morning shut
    everyone up by just saying a phrase.
[07:15] ---
    So I just have to use those words.
[07:18] ---
    Da...
[07:19] ---
    Da...?
[07:20] ---
    Damn pigs, shut your traps!
[07:26] ---
    H-Huh?
[07:32] ---
    I already made a mistake on my first day.
[07:39] ---
    I asked Dad about it later.
[07:41] ---
    He told me that was really abusive language.
[07:44] ---
    Since then, no one
    tried to get closer to me...
[07:50] ---
    ...except for one person.
[07:52] ---
    Uhm, Shimada, was it?
[07:56] ---
    Yes!
[08:01] ---
    Sigh...
[08:02] ---
    Huh? What?
[08:04] ---
    Why are your clothes...
[08:07] ---
    Oh, these? This is because... uhm...
[08:10] ---
    ...I overslept this
    morning... and rushed out.
[08:14] ---
    Do Japanese students wear a sailor
    school uniform when they're in a rush?
[08:18] ---
    I somehow feel like you'd
    need a Ph.D. to figure this out.
[08:22] ---
    Hey, stupid.
[08:24] ---
    Don't block the exit while
    you're making mindless chatter.
[08:27] ---
    Stop it, Sakamoto.
[08:29] ---
    Shimada isn't used to Japan yet,
    that's all. Don't call her stupid.
[08:33] ---
    I meant you, Yoshii!
[08:35] ---
    Which part of me are you calling stupid?!
[08:37] ---
    Your getup, words, and actions!
[08:39] ---
    What?! Don't judge people just
    from their outsides and their insides!
[08:42] ---
    What more do we need to judge people?!
[08:45] ---
    You say that, but you
    are stupid, too, Sakamoto!
[08:48] ---
    To think that you ignored such a pretty girl
[08:51] ---
    when she talked to you this morning!
[08:52] ---
    She has nothing to do with you!
[08:55] ---
    I didn't like your stupid look
    from the first time I met you!
[08:59] ---
    That's my line!
[09:00] ---
    To think you called someone you met
    for the first time stupid...! How rude!
[09:04] ---
    I don't wanna get
    lectured on manners by a guy
[09:06] ---
    who attended his entrance
    ceremony in a sailor school uniform!
[09:08] ---
    --You have no idea how I feel!
[09:09] ---
    --W-Well then, good-bye.
[09:14] ---
    I didn't know what they were saying,
[09:17] ---
    but I realized intuitively then
    that I'd better stay clear of them
[09:21] ---
    or I'd never be able to go
    back to an ordinary school life.
[09:25] ---
    I wonder if I can get
    along okay at this school...
[09:29] ---
    I wanted to be with my
    little sister, Hazuki, for her sake
[09:32] ---
    so I came to Japan when
    Dad got his job transfer...
[09:35] ---
    I was feeling really uneasy.
[09:40] ---
    So the ladies' room is blue and
    the men's room is pink in Japan, huh?
[09:44] ---
    I'd better be careful.
    I almost embarrassed myself.
[09:50] ---
    What the hell are two girls doing in here?!
[09:52] ---
    Wait! I'm not a girl!
[09:54] ---
    Gehen mal hier, Kinoshita!
[09:57] ---
    You're getting it wrong!
[10:00] ---
    Why do I have to run away?
[10:03] ---
    Wie dumm! Was machst du?
[10:05] ---
    Hier ist die toilette für die männer!
[10:08] ---
    What?! Why are you upset?!
[10:10] ---
    I am a guy and I did
    nothing wro-- Hey, Shimada!
[10:15] ---
    "Shimada"
[10:18] ---
    I still don't get Japan well.
[10:21] ---
    But this was just the first
    day. As time goes on,
[10:24] ---
    I'll probably come to understand
    many things little by little.
[10:28] ---
    Until then, I won't get hasty
    and will live here with my fami--
[10:31] ---
    A-Almost...
[10:34] ---
    Yeah, I really don't get Japan.
[10:43] ---
    "How was the Japanese school?"
[10:48] ---
    "Did something happen?"
[10:50] ---
    "No, nothing happened."
[10:52] ---
    "There are many distinctive, strange people."
[10:53] ---
    There were only strange people.
[10:55] ---
    "I see. It sounds like
    you had fun. I'm glad."
[10:58] ---
    "I hope you'll make lots
    of friends, Big Sis."
[11:02] ---
    "Y-Yeah."
[11:05] ---
    Friends... huh?
[11:16] ---
    Idiot Test.
[11:23] ---
    About a week later...
[11:26] ---
    ...the classes had already
    started in full swing.
[11:30] ---
    I wasn't used to Japanese yet,
[11:32] ---
    so I couldn't understand the
    modern Japanese class at all.
[11:36] ---
    And when it came to the
    classics, it was just gibberish.
[11:39] ---
    Well then, Yoshii. In this case,
    what's the conjugation of "haberi"?
[11:45] ---
    Yes. It's "hannari."
[11:47] ---
    To think that you answered
    a word in the Kyoto dialect
[11:49] ---
    when I asked you the conjugation
    of a classic Japanese word...
[11:52] ---
    It's so irrelevant that it's even refreshing.
[11:56] ---
    What? H-Huh?
[12:10] ---
    Well then, please review what
    you learned today for the next class.
[12:15] ---
    It's finally over.
[12:18] ---
    Just when I thought I'd finally
    be free of this tortuous boredom...
[12:22] ---
    Ah, Shimada, where're you going?
[12:26] ---
    What is it?
[12:27] ---
    W-Well...
[12:28] ---
    Watashi wa kaerimasu.
    
[12:30] ---
    Huh? "What a sea"?
[12:33] ---
    Wa-ta-shi!
[12:35] ---
    Oh, I see. You said, "I'm going home."
[12:39] ---
    I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you well.
    Since you came from abroad recently,
[12:44] ---
    I just assumed that you were
    speaking in a foreign language.
[12:46] ---
    What?
[12:54] ---
    Since I wasn't used to Japanese,
[12:56] ---
    I couldn't follow his rapid talking.
[12:59] ---
    I tried hard to understand him,
[13:02] ---
    but my head couldn't follow it.
    I felt like it was going to burst.
[13:05] ---
    It's a pain and I wanna go home,
    too, but you can't go home yet
[13:09] ---
    because we have homeroom after this.
[13:11] ---
    What? Er...
[13:13] ---
    So don't go home yet. Wait a little longer.
[13:17] ---
    --And after the homeroom,
[13:19] ---
    --we'll all get together after school and...
[13:19] ---
    - -What is he smiling about?
    
[13:21] ---
    - -Is it that funny that I can't speak Japanese?
    
[13:26] ---
    Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie?
[13:29] ---
    Huh?
[13:32] ---
    Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie?
[13:36] ---
    Uhm... Is he saying, "What club did
    you belong to in junior high, Minami?"
[13:42] ---
    Well, this isn't the right
    time for that question, right?
[13:44] ---
    To start with, is his
    Japanese grammatically correct?
[13:47] ---
    Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie?
[13:53] ---
    Uhm, tu ne voudrais...
[13:58] ---
    I don't understand!
[14:00] ---
    Ah...
[14:08] ---
    What can I do?
[14:11] ---
    Why doesn't anyone understand me?
[14:16] ---
    I'm trying this hard and yet...
[14:18] ---
    "Ah..."
[14:19] ---
    "Welcome home, Big Sis!"
[14:20] ---
    Could it be that everyone hates me?
[14:21] ---
    "How was your day at school?"
[14:25] ---
    "It was a lot of fun!"
[14:26] ---
    In fact, I wonder if I shouldn't be here...
[14:28] ---
    "Did you make friends?"
[14:30] ---
    "Yep! I made lots of very nice friends."
[14:33] ---
    "Really?"
[14:34] ---
    I...
[14:34] ---
    "Yep! Japan is a nice place."
[14:37] ---
    "I'm happy for you!"
[14:53] ---
    I still couldn't get along in the class.
[14:58] ---
    Since I couldn't understand
    Japanese, I couldn't make friends
[15:01] ---
    and so I didn't have anyone to talk to.
[15:03] ---
    It was a bad cycle.
[15:07] ---
    It was because my first
    impression on the first day was bad.
[15:11] ---
    From the time I made a mistake
    in writing my name on that day...
[15:16] ---
    "kare"
[15:18] ---
    "Minami Shimada"
[15:19] ---
    Ah...
[15:19] ---
    "Minami Shimada"
[15:20] ---
    Huh?
[15:22] ---
    I'm sure I didn't correct it...
[15:25] ---
    Why?
[15:29] ---
    Hey, Akihisa. The guys from
    Akebono Junior High suggested that
[15:33] ---
    we play basketball for bread from
    the school store. What do you wanna do?
[15:36] ---
    I'll do it! I'll do it! My food
    budget for this month is tight, so...
[15:39] ---
    I'll help you.
[15:40] ---
    Let me join you guys, too. It looks fun.
[15:44] ---
    --Okay. Now we're four.
[15:44] ---
    - -I wonder when they became close.
    
[15:46] ---
    --Do you know one more
    person who might join us?
[15:48] ---
    Let's see...
[15:49] ---
    Leave it to me.
[15:51] ---
    Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie?
[15:54] ---
    Ah...
[15:55] ---
    Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie?
[16:00] ---
    What's with him?
    He's talking gibberish again.
[16:04] ---
    I don't understand Japanese!
[16:07] ---
    To start with, what's "Monamie"?
    I'm "Minami," not "Monamie."
[16:12] ---
    Don't get fresh with me when you
    can't even remember my name correctly!
[16:16] ---
    Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie?
[16:23] ---
    Tu ne...
[16:23] ---
    Hanashi kakeruna baka!
    
[16:25] ---
    What? "Nashi o keruna"?
    
[16:29] ---
    What a shit man you are!
[16:31] ---
    "Watashi wa man, you wa"?
    
[16:34] ---
    I'm a man, too, but...
[16:36] ---
    What? Then you're a man?!
[16:39] ---
    He doesn't even understand English?
[16:41] ---
    "What a shit man you are."
[16:43] ---
    It means "you piss me off."
[16:45] ---
    What? Is that right?
[16:47] ---
    To see you called an upset girl a guy...
[16:49] ---
    What guts you have, Akihisa.
[16:51] ---
    D-Don't get me wrong, Shimada!
[16:53] ---
    It's not that I thought you were a
    guy because you have small breasts,
[16:56] ---
    but my elbow joint hurts
    as if it's being smashed!
[17:00] ---
    Although I don't understand Japanese,
[17:02] ---
    for some reason, I clearly heard
    just the "You have small breasts" part.
[17:07] ---
    What a shit man you are!
[17:12] ---
    Terrible... This is really terrible...
[17:15] ---
    I shouldn't have come to Japan.
[17:17] ---
    Hey, Shimada.
[17:20] ---
    Since I came to know him just
    recently, I don't know him well,
[17:24] ---
    but that baka may
    be quite an interesting guy.
[17:27] ---
    Baka?
[17:31] ---
    Check what he said.
[17:56] ---
    "Idiot"
[17:57] ---
    Oh, it means "idiot," huh?
    I already knew he was.
[18:00] ---
    "Idiot"
[18:02] ---
    "Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie"...
[18:06] ---
    What on earth does it mean?
[18:08] ---
    Well, whatever it is,
    I bet he's making fun of me.
[18:13] ---
    I'm gonna look up what it means
    and make fun of him in return.
[18:20] ---
    Tu ne voudrais pas... Tu ne voudrais pas...
[18:23] ---
    Tu ne voudrais pas...
[18:25] ---
    I can't find those words.
[18:29] ---
    I wonder what he said...
[18:32] ---
    Is that even correct Japanese?
[18:34] ---
    He didn't even say my name correctly.
[18:36] ---
    My name is "Minami," not "Monamie."
[18:39] ---
    "Monamie"?
[18:47] ---
    "Mon amie"
[18:48] ---
    "Mon amie"
[18:49] ---
    "Why are they calling my name?"
[18:51] ---
    "It's not your name."
[18:52] ---
    "They're not saying 'Minami,
    ' but 'mon amie.'"
[18:59] ---
    Here it is.
[19:04] ---
    France...
[19:32] ---
    "Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie"...
[19:35] ---
    So it's not Japanese.
[19:37] ---
    Not to mention, it's not German, either.
[19:39] ---
    He checked French by mistake.
[19:42] ---
    He really is stupid.
[19:46] ---
    There was no French-German
    dictionary in the library.
[19:52] ---
    I had to translate it into
    English first and then into German.
[19:56] ---
    I didn't know the spellings or
    if the pronunciation was correct.
[20:07] ---
    But...
[20:11] ---
    "Tu ne voudrais pas" is
    second-person, like "could you" in English.
[20:17] ---
    "Devenir" is equivalent to "become."
[20:21] ---
    "Mon amie" isn't "Minami."
[20:23] ---
    It's "mon amie" and it
    means "my friend" in English.
[20:30] ---
    If I translate the whole thing together...
[20:32] ---
    "Could you become my friend?"
[20:33] ---
    it means "Could you become my friend?"
[20:38] ---
    Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie?
[20:41] ---
    Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie?
[20:53] ---
    He must've looked it up like this, too...
[20:57] ---
    ...even though it was unknown
    words from an unknown country...
[21:00] ---
    ...even when he's having a hard time in
    the classics class of his own country...
[21:06] ---
    "Akihisa Yoshii"
[21:06] ---
    ...when he's stupid...
[21:09] ---
    ...even when he's stupid...
[21:10] ---
    "Idiot"
[21:11] ---
    ...when he's stupid...
[21:17] ---
    Could you... become... my friend?
[21:23] ---
    "Could you..."
[21:25] ---
    Could you...
[21:40] ---
    "Minami"
    "Shimada - Older Sister"
[21:41] ---
    Good morning, Yoshii!
[21:43] ---
    Ah, yeah... good morning, Shimada.
[21:48] ---
    Huh? Wh-What is it, Shimada?
[21:51] ---
    Say, Yoshii...
[21:53] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[21:54] ---
    Watashi...
[21:57] ---
    "What a shit"?
[21:59] ---
    I'm sorry. Did I do something
    to upset you again?
[22:02] ---
    No... Watashi wa... Ah...
[22:15] ---
    Say, Yoshii...
[22:18] ---
    "Uchi wa..."
[22:18] ---
    ...uchi wa...
[22:24] ---
    Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!
[22:40] ---
    I'm not making progress.
    Someone's interfering... No, no!
[22:45] ---
    The issue is, I don't have
    enough common multiples
[22:51] ---
    Okay, I basically get it.
    What is the truth... Baby?
[22:55] ---
    If you see this, draw a
    diagram and explain it, Baby!
[23:01] ---
    No word or number can describe you
[23:07] ---
    My heart is being shocked by
    the magnetic force between S and N
[23:15] ---
    (S! S! Super! Sticking together,
    Number! I say No.1 boy!)
[23:20] ---
    Congratulations! From here on
    out you're My, ma-my "treasure"
[23:25] ---
    You're special to me,
    no matter what happens
[23:28] ---
    I'll hold you ever so
    tight and never let you go
[23:30] ---
    I want to be in love, in a
    dream you can forget about limits
[23:36] ---
    It's special, right? After all,
    we came to know each other
[23:39] ---
    Forgive me for being like this
[23:42] ---
    Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!
[23:51] ---
    Question 9.
[23:53] ---
    What do you call the actions by
    groups that reach out to politicians
[23:57] ---
    in order to influence policies?
[23:59] ---
    Matchmaking party?
[24:00] ---
    Who's the king?
[24:01] ---
    Next episode!
    "Me, Romance, and Negotiation Skills!"
[24:03] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Please join us again next week!
    Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

9 - Me, Romance, and Negotiation Skills!

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[00:18] ---
    U-Uhm... This isn't a prank or anything!
[00:22] ---
    So... as I thought... Minami likes Akihisa...
[00:27] ---
    U-Uhm... This isn't a prank or anything!
    I'm seriously gonna kill you!
[00:32] ---
    So... as I thought... Minami likes Akihisa...
[00:40] ---
    Hi!! Mondai: hitori to
    futari docchi ga suteki?
[01:00] ---
    Colorful mawari dasu watashi no shourai
[01:06] ---
    Doko made hanasou ka? Minai furi?
[01:11] ---
    Assou, ookina sekai
    wa kibun de hirogaru
[01:17] ---
    Kyou mo daisuki, hontou ni daisuki
[01:23] ---
    Watashi no baka...
    Hoshi no kazu yori mo baka da
[01:28] ---
    Sunao ni narezu ni,
    kimi to aruku yume o mita
[01:34] ---
    Gomen ne... Datte!
    Koi to shiranakattanda
[01:39] ---
    Kotaette kimi to nazo tasu
    watashi wa mugen no JUMP!!
SIGN    "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:08] ---
    A week after the training camp, the
    Year 2 guys' suspension is over and...
[02:13] ---
    Yuuji...
[02:14] ---
    Hm?
[02:15] ---
    What is... Whoa!
[02:18] ---
    You shouldn't dodge.
[02:19] ---
    You were about to give me a
    head-butt. Of course, I'd dodge.
[02:22] ---
    It wasn't a head-butt. It was a kiss.
[02:23] ---
    Okay, don't move.
[02:26] ---
    Put your hands behind
    your head and explain slowly.
[02:29] ---
    Kissing... Joining our lips...
[02:31] ---
    A natural action for you and I since
    we made a promise to get married...
[02:35] ---
    Wait. I know kissing.
    What I wanna know is why...
[02:39] ---
    When, where, and with whom did you kiss?
[02:40] ---
    You got it wrong. I just know what it
    means. It doesn't mean I experienced it.
[02:45] ---
    Is that right? Good.
[02:46] ---
    I thought I was going to die.
    What's with this all of a sudden?
[02:50] ---
    That... They were kissing a moment ago.
[02:53] ---
    Seriously?!
[02:55] ---
    Geez... Akihisa is as stupid as ever, huh?
[02:58] ---
    He knew that that would
    happen if he kissed a girl.
[03:01] ---
    I'm sorry.
[03:02] ---
    Huh?
[03:03] ---
    To tell you the truth,
    while you were asleep...
[03:05] ---
    Here! I found another heretic!
[03:08] ---
    Okay, take him.
[03:09] ---
    Ah! Hey! Stop it! I didn't...
[03:11] ---
    --Hey! Stop it! Ahhh!
[03:12] ---
    --...although I could only
    kiss him on the cheek.
[03:16] ---
    Guys! Where are we?
[03:19] ---
    A court for passing final judgment!
[03:22] ---
    And for the heretics...?
[03:23] ---
    A punishment of death awaits!
[03:25] ---
    Good. We will now start the inquisition.
[03:28] ---
    Huh? What're you doing here, Yuuji?
[03:30] ---
    You got me dragged into this!
[03:32] ---
    Read out the charge.
[03:34] ---
    We will call the defendant,
    Akihisa Yoshii, "A,"
[03:38] ---
    and Minami Shimada "Flat Chest."
[03:41] ---
    A is charged with an act
    of disloyalty to our doctrine.
[03:45] ---
    When A was sexually assaulting
    Flat Chest early this morning,
[03:50] ---
    our fellow members captured him.
[03:52] ---
    We will thoroughly investigate on the
    relationship between A and Flat Chest
[03:57] ---
    and take proper action on A as
    well as watch Flat Chest in the futu--
[04:01] ---
    Just state the conclusion.
[04:03] ---
    We're jealous that he was kissing a girl!
[04:07] ---
    The ruling is, death penalty.
[04:08] ---
    Hey, Akihisa, what's going on?
[04:10] ---
    Beats me.
[04:12] ---
    Doesn't something ring a bell?
[04:16] ---
    When'd you see Shimada
    last before this morning?
[04:17] ---
    I think it might've been the
    last night of the training camp.
[04:20] ---
    Oh, that time...
[04:21] ---
    After everyone fell asleep,
    she quietly came to me.
[04:25] ---
    Why didn't you think it was strange?!
[04:27] ---
    I just assumed that she came to kill me.
[04:30] ---
    Then what'd you say to her before that?
[04:32] ---
    Let's see...
[04:33] ---
    "To: Minami Shimada" "There's something I wanna
    talk to you about. Could you come to my room?"
[04:35] ---
    "To: Akihisa Yoshii"
    "Okay, but why at this late hour?"
[04:36] ---
    "To: Minami Shimada"
    "Isn't it obvious? I like what I like."
[04:39] ---
    What's wrong, Akihisa?!
[04:41] ---
    Well, nothing.
[04:43] ---
    So, what'd you guys talk about?
[04:44] ---
    A love confession kinda thing.
[04:46] ---
    She confessed to you?
[04:48] ---
    No, I confessed to her.
[04:49] ---
    Ow!
[04:50] ---
    It's ringing all sorts of bells!
[04:53] ---
    Heretic Akihisa Yoshii...
[04:54] ---
    Will you repent your sin
    and accept the ruling?
[04:58] ---
    What's the ruling?
[05:00] ---
    I'm sentencing you to
    a special bungee jumping.
[05:02] ---
    Just so that I know, what will I be doing?
[05:05] ---
    In order not to worry you
    unnecessarily, I can only give you a hint,
[05:10] ---
    but it's similar to
    skydiving without a parachute.
[05:13] ---
    You're telling me exactly
    what it is! So no cord?!
[05:15] ---
    You're gonna make me
    bungee jump without a cord?!
[05:19] ---
    Ah! That's Himeji!
[05:21] ---
    --Help me, Himeji!
[05:21] ---
    --So... as I thought... Minami
    likes Akihisa... Minami likes...
[05:26] ---
    What?! You're still like that?!
[05:51] ---
    Yoshii and Shimada just exchanged
    words through their eye contact!
[05:53] ---
    And I thought I might
    have a chance with Flat Chest!
[05:56] ---
    If he's taken in not just Himeji
    and Kinoshita but even Shimada,
[05:59] ---
    Aki is the only one
    we have a chance with!
[06:02] ---
    G-Good morning, Aki.
[06:04] ---
    Y-Yeah, good morning.
[06:05] ---
    Say, is it okay if I sit at your table?
[06:08] ---
    What?
[06:09] ---
    Mine is broken, so...
[06:11] ---
    Then I guess it can't be helped.
    Sure, it's okay.
[06:13] ---
    Thanks!
[06:17] ---
    Why are you clamming up?
[06:19] ---
    Well... aren't we sitting too close?
[06:21] ---
    But the table is small, so...
[06:23] ---
    I-I guess you're right.
[06:25] ---
    Say, Aki... Uhm, if you like, that is...
[06:29] ---
    ...why don't we have lunch together today?
[06:31] ---
    I made your lun--
[06:32] ---
    What're you doing, Honey?!
[06:34] ---
    Sh-Shimizu!
[06:35] ---
    You can't allow this damn
    pig to sit so close to you, Honey!
[06:38] ---
    W-What can I do? My table is broken.
[06:41] ---
    Even so, it doesn't have
    to be a pig that you sit with!
[06:44] ---
    So as I thought, Minami likes Akihisa...
[06:47] ---
    But since Mizuki studies seriously,
    I don't want to bother her.
[06:51] ---
    In Aki's case, even if I bother him,
    his grades are already bad, so...
[06:54] ---
    I somehow get the impression
    you're badmouthing me.
[06:57] ---
    I can't allow it! To think that
    you made lunch for this damn pig!
[07:02] ---
    Fried chicken marinated
    with homemade sauce,
[07:03] ---
    which you prepared after
    getting up at four in the morning!
[07:05] ---
    The hamburgers that you made
    with expensive ground beef!
[07:07] ---
    The potato salad made
    with organic vegetables!
[07:10] ---
    How do you know so much?!
[07:12] ---
    On top of that, the rice
    has a heart mark on it!
[07:15] ---
    Ah! Miharu!
[07:19] ---
    Listen, Miharu. I've been
    patient up until now,
[07:22] ---
    but I want you to stop
    doing stuff like this...
[07:24] ---
    ...because... I'm dating Aki.
[07:29] ---
    Tatami mat flip!
[07:33] ---
    Tsk.
[07:34] ---
    So that's how it is,
    Miharu. Please understand.
[07:36] ---
    No! I'll marry you and
    name our daughter Mirai,
[07:39] ---
    using one character from your name!
[07:42] ---
    Wait, Shimizu! What're you
    gonna do if a boy is born?!
[07:44] ---
    Namihei is good enough if it's a boy.
[07:46] ---
    Before that, Miharu and I can't make a baby!
[07:49] ---
    I'm starting the class now!
[07:52] ---
    What're you doing, Shimizu?
    Go back to your classroom.
[07:55] ---
    I'm here to deal with an important
    matter! Please overlook it this once!
[07:59] ---
    An important matter?
[08:00] ---
    Yes! It's very important that
    I annihilate the pigs in this classroom!
[08:04] ---
    I'm forbidding you to enter
    this classroom from now on.
[08:08] ---
    Damn pig!
[08:10] ---
    You're always at the center of trouble.
[08:12] ---
    You have lots of stories to talk about.
[08:14] ---
    Stop it... It's not my fault.
[08:17] ---
    You're wrong. It looks like we're gonna
    have a big problem because of you.
[08:20] ---
    Huh?
[08:21] ---
    There's a movement within Class D
    to try and start a Summoner Test War.
[08:24] ---
    Whichever class Class D is trying
    to fight is none of our concern, right?
[08:30] ---
    Even if that's us, Class F?
[08:32] ---
    What?
[08:33] ---
    But our classroom
    equipment is the worst ranked.
[08:37] ---
    There's no benefit for them
    to attack... Don't tell me...
[08:39] ---
    That's right. Shimizu is
    trying to take things out on us.
[08:42] ---
    In order to separate you
    and Shimada's seats,
[08:44] ---
    she's trying to switch our
    tables back to cardboard boxes.
[08:47] ---
    But it's hard to think that everyone
    in Class D would agree with Shimizu.
[08:51] ---
    We're the ringleaders
    of the peeking incident.
[08:53] ---
    All the girls think that we're their enemy.
[08:56] ---
    The Class D rep is Genji Hiraga,
    but he probably can't restrain
[08:58] ---
    Shimizu, who's burning with jealousy,
[09:00] ---
    and the girls, who're burning
    with anger towards the guys.
[09:03] ---
    No way...
[09:04] ---
    Because of the suspension, the guys
    haven't been able to recover our scores.
[09:08] ---
    Even though we have Himeji,
    our forces aren't enough.
[09:10] ---
    There's only one way left...
    We have to avoid the war.
[09:13] ---
    We can do that?
[09:15] ---
    It's up to you and Shimada.
[09:17] ---
    There's one thing I wanna check, though.
[09:19] ---
    What is it?
[09:20] ---
    Are you and Shimada really dating?
[09:24] ---
    As far as I remember, I don't think we are.
[09:27] ---
    This is happening probably
    because of an email I sent by mistake.
[09:30] ---
    You sent an email by mistake?
[09:34] ---
    I see. What Akihisa did was bad enough,
[09:37] ---
    but Yuuji also made a blunder
    with incredibly bad timing.
[09:40] ---
    So that's what was going
    on... Sorry, Akihisa.
[09:43] ---
    If that's the case, if we clear
    Shimada's misunderstanding and you two
[09:46] ---
    go back to a normal relationship,
    Shimizu will probably cool off.
[09:50] ---
    You mean...
[09:58] ---
    Muttsulini, is there a wiretap
    device Shimizu planted here?
[10:02] ---
    There was, but I made it look
    like it was broken and removed it.
[10:04] ---
    What do you wanna talk about?
[10:06] ---
    About the email I sent you
    while we were at the training camp...
[10:11] ---
    ...to tell you the truth,
    you got the wrong idea.
[10:14] ---
    What?
[10:15] ---
    Well, it's more like, I meant
    to send it to someone else.
[10:18] ---
    Who?
[10:19] ---
    Sugawa, I think.
[10:21] ---
    What?! You were going to
    confess your love to Sugawa?!
[10:24] ---
    Oh no...! You may not act like it,
[10:27] ---
    but I thought you liked girls after all!
[10:29] ---
    Well, it's not like that.
[10:31] ---
    "To: Akihisa Yoshii"
    "Yoshii, why are you trying so desperately to peek on girls?"
[10:32] ---
    "To: Minami Shimada"
    "Isn't it obvious? I like what I like."
[10:35] ---
    That's terrible in many senses.
[10:37] ---
    I'm sorry! Like I said,
    it was sent by mistake.
[10:40] ---
    I see, I see... I thought it
    was a little, strange, too,
[10:43] ---
    but I finally understand it now.
[10:45] ---
    You're careless, too, so...
[10:47] ---
    Hey, I don't wanna be told that by you
    when you sent it to the wrong person.
[10:53] ---
    What're you gonna
    do about my first kiss?!
[10:56] ---
    I'm sorry! I meant no harm!
[10:58] ---
    Sorry doesn't cut it, does it?!
[11:01] ---
    Th-Then...
[11:02] ---
    What?
[11:03] ---
    I-It was my first kiss, too,
    so can it be considered even?
[11:08] ---
    Of course it can't.
[11:09] ---
    What? I-Is that right?
    Well, uhm... then thanks for the kiss.
[11:14] ---
    It can?!
[11:15] ---
    Say, Minami, I want you to
    answer me without getting upset.
[11:19] ---
    What is it?
[11:20] ---
    You told Shimizu that we're dating.
[11:23] ---
    Does that mean that you...
[11:25] ---
    Th-That's... You know,
    since Miharu was persistent,
[11:29] ---
    I thought she might
    give up if I had a boyfriend.
[11:31] ---
    And it was good timing, so...
[11:33] ---
    What a lame excuse.
[11:35] ---
    She's not being honest with herself.
[11:36] ---
    Oh, you should've told me then.
    I thought you might like me.
[11:40] ---
    N-No way!
[11:43] ---
    I thought it was strange, too.
[11:44] ---
    To see you acting meekly like that.
[11:46] ---
    Ahh! My arm is getting dislocated!
[11:50] ---
    Now the confusion has been cleared.
[11:52] ---
    Now, once we tell Shimizu about
    this, everything will be settled.
[11:56] ---
    Thus, the war with Class D was avoided.
[12:01] ---
    However...
[12:08] ---
    Idiot Test.
[12:11] ---
    I want you to listen to this.
[12:13] ---
    The situation is now even
    worse than it was this morning.
[12:16] ---
    U-Uhm, is it true that you have pictures
    of Akihisa in a sailor school uniform?
[12:20] ---
    100 yen per pic. Redistribution
    is prohibited.
[12:22] ---
    I'd like to have everything you have, plea--
[12:24] ---
    Oops, that wasn't it.
[12:25] ---
    What?! What was that?!
[12:26] ---
    That conversation does
    suggest a bad situation!
[12:28] ---
    Shut up, Akihisa. Don't
    make a fuss over trivial stuff.
[12:31] ---
    It's not trivial!
[12:32] ---
    Why are my pictures being sold behind
    the scenes like Hideyoshi's?!
[12:35] ---
    Wait, Akihisa! What you just
    said is a bad situation for me!
[12:40] ---
    This is the real one.
[12:42] ---
    How are things in Class F?
[12:44] ---
    They're not aware of us at all.
[12:46] ---
    Good. We'll recover our scores while we can.
[12:49] ---
    If they notice, we'll declare war right away.
[12:52] ---
    This is... I thought Class D
    wouldn't come to attack us anymore.
[12:56] ---
    No. This isn't Class D.
[12:59] ---
    This conversation took place in Class B.
[13:01] ---
    Tsk! That damn Nemoto! He really plays dirty!
[13:04] ---
    Why does Class B
    want to declare war on us?
[13:07] ---
    It seems that his position was harmed
    after they lost the ST War against us.
[13:10] ---
    On top of that, they participated
    in the peeking operation and failed.
[13:15] ---
    He's probably lost his
    say in matters in the class.
[13:19] ---
    As a quick measure to control
    the complaints in Class B,
[13:23] ---
    he must be planning to create a new enemy.
[13:25] ---
    By directing their anger at us,
[13:27] ---
    he'll get them to stop being angry at him.
[13:29] ---
    He probably wants to regain his lost ground.
[13:33] ---
    What?! We haven't recovered our scores yet.
[13:35] ---
    If class B comes to attack us,
    it's guaranteed we'll lose!
[13:38] ---
    Now that it's come to
    this, we have no choice,
[13:40] ---
    but to create a situation where
    Class B can't declare war on us.
[13:43] ---
    Can we do that?!
[13:44] ---
    Yeah. All we need is for another
    class to declare war on us before them.
[13:49] ---
    You mean...
[13:50] ---
    Having Class D declare war on us.
[13:53] ---
    What?! After we had just finally
    cleared up Shimizu's misunderstanding
[13:56] ---
    and avoided a war!
[13:58] ---
    If we fight an ST War,
[14:00] ---
    we're given time to recover
    our scores in recovery tests.
[14:03] ---
    If we fight Class D, we can
    recover our scores without worries.
[14:07] ---
    I see... If we take the test
    and become fully prepared,
[14:10] ---
    Class B wouldn't come
    attack us so easily, huh?
[14:13] ---
    But Yuuji, with our current scores,
    we can't even defeat Class D.
[14:16] ---
    For that, I've got a separate solution.
[14:19] ---
    In any case, we'll provoke Class D
    and have them declare war on us.
[14:23] ---
    What do we do?
[14:24] ---
    We'll use what happened this morning.
[14:26] ---
    You and Shimada get cozy
    and instigate Shimizu.
[14:29] ---
    What?
[14:30] ---
    Definitely no!
[14:31] ---
    Can't you reconsider?
[14:33] ---
    No matter what you say, I won't.
[14:35] ---
    Even if it's an act, there's no way I'd
    become the girlfriend of such an idiot!
[14:39] ---
    Shimada, you're the only one who can do this!
[14:42] ---
    If Class B attacks us now, we're
    gonna go back to using cardboard boxes.
[14:46] ---
    If that happens, Himeji's
    parents will get worried again
[14:50] ---
    and could try to have her
    transferred to another school.
[14:53] ---
    I want you to help us, too, Himeji.
[14:55] ---
    Me, too?
[14:56] ---
    Yeah, Shimada's acting by
    itself would be unconvincing, so...
[15:00] ---
    We want you to act
    jealous of their relationship.
[15:07] ---
    Could you somehow do it?
[15:13] ---
    U-Uhm, Minami, Akihisa...
[15:16] ---
    You may not want to do it, but please do it!
[15:19] ---
    Mizuki...
[15:20] ---
    I'm sorry that this is
    my own personal reason,
[15:23] ---
    but I really don't
    wanna change schools, so...
[15:29] ---
    O-Okay. I just have to pretend, right?
[15:32] ---
    Thank you very much.
[15:33] ---
    Now that that's been
    decided, let's just get right on.
[15:35] ---
    This is... a script? Let's see...
[15:38] ---
    I'm sorry for asking you
    to come see me like this, Aki.
[15:40] ---
    Listen, I'm in love with you.
[15:43] ---
    I've been feeling the
    same all this time, Minami.
[15:46] ---
    Hey, wh-what are these lines?!
[15:47] ---
    There's no way I can say lines like that!
[15:49] ---
    I know we're just acting,
    but it's too embarrassing.
[15:52] ---
    I guess it can't be helped.
    I'll show you an example.
[15:55] ---
    Huh?
[15:56] ---
    Wow...
[16:04] ---
    I'm sorry for asking you to
    come see me like this, Aki.
[16:08] ---
    Listen, I'm in love with you.
[16:12] ---
    What?
[16:13] ---
    Ever since I met you for the
    first time, I've been in love with you!
[16:16] ---
    It was really hard for me to
    just be a friend all this time.
[16:20] ---
    The truth is, I couldn't
    bear staying just friends!
[16:27] ---
    Aki, I know it's strange to
    say this now after what I did,
[16:32] ---
    I'd like to tell you again.
    I'm in love with you.
[16:36] ---
    Please go out with me.
[16:43] ---
    So, something like that.
[16:45] ---
    A-Amazing...
[16:46] ---
    My heart went pitter-patter.
[16:50] ---
    What's the matter, Akihisa?
[16:51] ---
    Just for a bit... could you
    leave me alone just for a bit?
[16:55] ---
    Huh?
[16:56] ---
    There are dreams that people
    don't wanna wake up from.
[16:59] ---
    Muttsulini, put the wiretap
    device on the rooftop back in place.
[17:03] ---
    Got it.
[17:04] ---
    I want the three of you to go up
    to the rooftop and put on a show
[17:07] ---
    so that Shimizu will hear it through
    the wiretap device and get the wrong idea.
[17:10] ---
    The setup is that Akihisa and
    Shimada are meeting secretly, okay?
[17:13] ---
    Cross your arms.
[17:15] ---
    Arms?!
[17:16] ---
    But...
[17:17] ---
    In order also to make up for
    your earlier mistake, try your best.
[17:21] ---
    Th-Then...
[17:22] ---
    I'm gonna kill you if you
    touch me in a weird place.
[17:32] ---
    If you cross it so tightly,
    it's hard to walk.
[17:34] ---
    We're dating, so this is just normal.
[17:37] ---
    But, Minami... they've been
    hitting my elbow for a while now.
[17:40] ---
    What? Y-You naughty jerk.
[17:43] ---
    Your ribs are...
[17:45] ---
    Oh no! I have to keep acting.
[17:47] ---
    Say, Minami...
[17:49] ---
    What is it, Aki?
[17:50] ---
    What do you like about me?
[17:52] ---
    That's obvious, right?
[17:54] ---
    From head to...
[17:56] ---
    From head to...?
[17:57] ---
    ...eyebrows.
[17:59] ---
    Fore... head, huh?
[18:06] ---
    What are you two doing?
[18:08] ---
    Mizuki...
[18:09] ---
    Being so close to each
    other and even arm in arm...
[18:12] ---
    It looks as if...
[18:15] ---
    you two are dating!
[18:17] ---
    Hm? Was that line in the script?
[18:20] ---
    Oh, I see! This is an adlib!
[18:22] ---
    That's right, Mizuki. Aki and I are dating.
[18:26] ---
    What? Is that true?
[18:29] ---
    Yeah. I'm sorry for not telling you, Mizuki.
[18:32] ---
    So... as I thought, you like Akihisa?
[18:37] ---
    I'm sorry for not telling you that,
    either... when I knew how you felt.
[18:42] ---
    I'm sorry. You can't forgive me, right?
[18:46] ---
    Well, I kinda knew how you felt, too, so...
[18:51] ---
    I even feel better now that you've
    told me about it clearly like this.
[18:56] ---
    Could it be that
    you're going to forgive me?
[18:59] ---
    It's not a matter of
    whether I'll forgive you or not.
[19:02] ---
    I think you're free to like anyone.
[19:05] ---
    So I can't criticize you, Minami.
[19:10] ---
    Mizuki... Thank you.
[19:13] ---
    But I won't forgive you
    for the kiss this morning!
[19:16] ---
    That was against the rules! On top
    of that, that was Akihisa's first kiss!
[19:19] ---
    That was because of the
    email and stuff, so... I just...
[19:22] ---
    Don't "I just" me!
[19:24] ---
    Even if God forgives you for
    cheating like that, I won't!
[19:29] ---
    That's... a wiretap device?!
[19:31] ---
    You dummy, Minami!
[19:34] ---
    Oh no! If Himeji talks without noticing
    it and Shimizu figures out it's an act...
[19:40] ---
    Himeji!
[19:41] ---
    H-Hey, Aki!
[19:43] ---
    What's going on? Don't tell
    me you're choosing Mizuki!
[19:47] ---
    Sorry, Minami! There's
    something I have to do!
[19:51] ---
    Aki! Stay here with me!
[19:53] ---
    I...! I'm...
[19:58] ---
    in love with you...
[20:03] ---
    There, I said it...
[20:09] ---
    Calm down, Shimada.
    Don't adlib carelessly like that.
[20:14] ---
    This is it.
[20:15] ---
    I'm done acting.
[20:17] ---
    Aki likes girly girls
    like Mizuki anyway, right?
[20:25] ---
    Himeji...
[20:30] ---
    Akihisa...
[20:42] ---
    Thank you. I didn't notice it.
[20:46] ---
    What's wrong, Himeji? You seem down.
[20:49] ---
    What? Do I look like that?
[20:51] ---
    Yeah, you somehow looked lonely.
[20:54] ---
    Looked lonely... huh?
[20:56] ---
    If I do look like that,
    it might be because
[21:00] ---
    I felt sad that the person
    I like was taken away...
[21:05] ---
    ...even if it was just an act...
[21:08] ---
    Don't worry, Himeji.
    That was just an act, so...
[21:12] ---
    I guess you're right.
    It was just an act, right?
[21:16] ---
    I might be a little jealous, too.
[21:17] ---
    What?
[21:19] ---
    If there was a guy both you and
    Minami fall in love with, even if it's an act...
[21:25] ---
    If you really are in that kind
    of situation, what will you do?
[21:31] ---
    What? Hmm... let's see...
[21:34] ---
    I guess I'll think really hard about it.
[21:37] ---
    Think...?
[21:40] ---
    Yeah, I'll think really
    hard about it in my own way
[21:43] ---
    and tell everything honestly.
[21:45] ---
    I wanted to hear who you'd pick, though...
[21:49] ---
    What?
[21:50] ---
    No, nothing.
[21:52] ---
    But I was surprised.
[21:53] ---
    At what?
[21:55] ---
    How you were earlier.
    It didn't look like you were acting.
[21:58] ---
    Could it be that you...
[22:00] ---
    What...? What?!
[22:03] ---
    ...used to perform in plays or something?
[22:06] ---
    What...?
[22:08] ---
    Ah... Himeji?
[22:12] ---
    You dummy...
[22:16] ---
    You dummy...
[22:24] ---
    Hirameite, kagayaite, denkyuu pikkanko
[22:40] ---
    Shinten shinai yo.
    Dareka jama shiteru... No, no!
[22:45] ---
    Zenzen tarinai, sore
    ga mondai no koubaisuu
[22:51] ---
    Ryoukai sorenai. Nani ga
    hontou no koto... Baby?
[22:55] ---
    Mitetara koko de zukai shite yo, Baby!
[23:01] ---
    Kotoba mo kazu mo kimi o arawasenai
[23:07] ---
    Kokoro ga biribiri
    suru S to N no jiryoku de
[23:15] ---
    (S, S, Super kuttsuite
    Number, I say No. 1 boy!)
[23:20] ---
    Omedetou! Imakara kimi
    wa My, ma-my "otakara"
[23:25] ---
    Tokubetsu nanda, dou nattemo
[23:28] ---
    Gyutto ne gyutto ne hanasanai
[23:30] ---
    Watashi wa koi shitai.
    Yume ni genkai wa iranai
[23:36] ---
    Tokubetsu dayo ne, acchatta mon
[23:39] ---
    Konna watashi mo yurushichae
[23:42] ---
    Hirameita, kagayaita, seikai pittanko
[23:51] ---
    Question 10.
[23:52] ---
    Name the nutrients miso lacks
[23:54] ---
    and suitable ingredients for
    miso soup that can make up for them?
[23:58] ---
    Vitamin C, orange, and hydrochloric acid.
[24:00] ---
    Would you call that cooking?
[24:02] ---
    Next episode!
    "Me, Romance, and Love Skills!"
[24:04] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Please join us again next week!
    Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

10 - Me, Romance, and Love Skills!

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[00:17] ---
    Say, Minami...
[00:18] ---
    What?!
[00:20] ---
    Uhm... I'm sorry about earlier.
[00:23] ---
    Who cares? Why don't
    you go get cozy with Mizuki.
[00:27] ---
    Don't say things like that.
    Please stop being upset.
[00:29] ---
    And let's think up another strategy.
[00:31] ---
    If we end up fighting a
    war with Class B and lose,
[00:33] ---
    Himeji might have to change scho--
[00:35] ---
    What're you saying, you dummy?!
[00:38] ---
    With you, it's always
    Mizuki this, Mizuki that!
[00:40] ---
    Why is Mizuki the only
    girl you treat like a princess?
[00:42] ---
    Minami...
[00:43] ---
    Then, what am I? Why do
    you always treat me like that?
[00:46] ---
    Do you think I'm a guy?!
[00:47] ---
    I-It's not like that...
[00:49] ---
    If Mizuki's parents try to make her
    change schools, I'll go talk to them.
[00:53] ---
    Minami...
[00:54] ---
    Don't ever talk to me again!
    I don't wanna see your face.
[01:01] ---
    Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
    which one is wonderful?
[01:21] ---
    My future starts spinning colorfully
[01:27] ---
    How much should I tell him?
    Should I pretend I didn't see?
[01:32] ---
    I see, this vast world
    grows based on my mood
[01:38] ---
    I love you today, I really love you
[01:44] ---
    I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
    than the number of the stars in the sky
[01:49] ---
    I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
    but I had a dream of walking with you
[01:55] ---
    I'm sorry... It's just,
    I didn't know it was love
[02:00] ---
    The answer is, you and mystery
    plus me equals infinite jump!!
SIGN    "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:29] ---
    Last episode recap. Woohoo.
[02:34] ---
    The Class B rep, Kyouji Nemoto,
    was planning to declare war on Class F
[02:38] ---
    since they just finished their suspension
    and so their fighting power is low.
[02:43] ---
    So, Akihisa and his friends in Class F
[02:45] ---
    were trying to provoke Class D in order
    to get them to declare war on Class F.
[02:49] ---
    If they fight Class D first, they'll
    be given time to take recovery tests.
[02:55] ---
    If they rebuild their forces then,
[02:56] ---
    Class B probably won't
    come and attack them so easily.
[03:00] ---
    In order to do that, we were going
    to have Akihisa and Shimada pretend
[03:04] ---
    to be dating and instigate
    Miharu Shimizu's anger.
[03:06] ---
    Well, that was our plan.
[03:10] ---
    That was a total failure, you dumbass.
[03:13] ---
    Who'd think that you and
    Shimada are dating after that scene?
[03:17] ---
    Sorry.
[03:19] ---
    I wonder if I should've
    given you more acting lessons...
[03:22] ---
    Shimada and Himeji did a good job, though.
[03:25] ---
    Ah... Well... Yeah...
[03:30] ---
    Why do you treat me like that?
[03:33] ---
    Muttsulini, how are things in Class B?
[03:37] ---
    They've currently recovered about 70%.
[03:40] ---
    Some of them have already
    started getting ready for the war.
[03:42] ---
    They're moving faster than I thought.
[03:44] ---
    That shows how serious they are.
[03:47] ---
    We need to buy some time.
[03:49] ---
    First, Muttsulini... Feed some
    fake information to Class B.
[03:53] ---
    What info?
[03:53] ---
    Class D is preparing for an ST War.
[03:57] ---
    Their target is Class B.
[03:58] ---
    Roger.
[04:00] ---
    Would something like that work?
[04:02] ---
    All Nemoto wants is to
    win and retain his position.
[04:07] ---
    I bet he wants to avoid fighting a
    series of wars, which can exhaust them.
[04:10] ---
    If he learns that Class D is after them,
[04:12] ---
    he'll probably hesitate to declare war on us.
[04:15] ---
    I see. Yeah, it's not like
    they want Class F's equipment.
[04:20] ---
    Next, Hideyoshi...
[04:21] ---
    Bring Miharu Shimizu from
    Class D to the negotiation table.
[04:26] ---
    We'll provoke her and
    instigate her hostility towards us.
[04:29] ---
    If we can get them to
    declare war on us, it's a success.
[04:32] ---
    Why me?
[04:34] ---
    In order to bring her out,
    we need to bring Shimada.
[04:38] ---
    Right now, we can't ask
    Akihisa or Himeji to do that.
[04:40] ---
    I see. Got it.
[04:42] ---
    Also, Akihisa...
[04:43] ---
    Hm? What is it?
[04:44] ---
    Are you hungry?
[04:46] ---
    Well, yeah, I'm kinda hungry, I guess.
[04:49] ---
    That's not good. You are the
    cornerstone of this operation.
[04:53] ---
    We need to have you eat good to
    boost up your energy...
[04:56] ---
    right, Himeji?
[04:57] ---
    What? Yeah, you're right.
    If he's hungry, he won't have energy.
[05:04] ---
    So, Himeji... Could you make something to...
[05:07] ---
    Actually...! Now that I think about it,
    I already had lunch earlier, so I'm full.
[05:10] ---
    I can't eat anything else.
[05:11] ---
    Lunch? You mean that?
[05:13] ---
    Hm?
[05:15] ---
    This is good.
[05:15] ---
    Ahhhhhh! How could you...?!
[05:17] ---
    So, Himeji, could you make
    something to eat for Akihisa?
[05:22] ---
    Sure! I'd be happy to!
[05:24] ---
    Yuuji, uncle! Uncle!
[05:25] ---
    Akihisa, what do you wanna eat?
[05:27] ---
    What do I wanna eat?
[05:29] ---
    If I make a good choice, it will
    reduce the chances of fatality.
[05:32] ---
    Hurry up, Akihisa.
[05:35] ---
    A dish whose ingredients can be identified,
[05:36] ---
    and that won't have
    unexpected objects mixed in...
[05:39] ---
    That's right! Boiled eggs!
[05:40] ---
    "Mizuki's Homemade Dish"
    "Today's Dish: Boiled Eggs" "Ingredients: Eggs only"
[05:42] ---
    Looks like... Akihisa wants to eat jello.
[05:45] ---
    We can't really tell what's in it, right?!
[05:48] ---
    In order for him to be able
    to eat during the operation,
[05:50] ---
    put it in jello drink aluminum pouches.
[05:52] ---
    I can't even check the
    color like that, can I?!
[05:55] ---
    Okay. I'll do my best!
[05:57] ---
    Wait! At least decide what kind of
    jello you're gonna make before you go!
[06:00] ---
    Don't worry, Akihisa.
    That's not actually for you to eat.
[06:04] ---
    Huh?
[06:05] ---
    I just needed some weapons
    for our operation, that's all.
[06:08] ---
    O-Oh... You should've told me sooner.
[06:11] ---
    But because of what I said, I think
    she's probably gonna try to have you eat it.
[06:14] ---
    You're too brutal.
[06:16] ---
    "Cooking Practice Room"
[06:20] ---
    Getting gelatin and sugar ready...
[06:23] ---
    Oh, it seems unexpectedly normal.
[06:25] ---
    Good...
[06:26] ---
    First, dissolve the cocoa
    powder in corn potage soup.
[06:31] ---
    Hey, what's she making?
[06:33] ---
    Be quiet! She'll notice us!
[06:35] ---
    An orange or a scallion...
    I wonder which one Akihisa would like...
[06:40] ---
    Don't debate! You shouldn't
    debate between those two, Himeji!
[06:43] ---
    She's picking ingredients for you
    based on nutrition rather than taste.
[06:47] ---
    If I have a scallion,
    how about adding natto?
[06:50] ---
    No! No!
[06:51] ---
    Come to think of it,
    I've heard that what they said
[06:54] ---
    about natto improving our
    blood flow was a lie, wasn't it?
[06:56] ---
    Safe...
[06:57] ---
    But it's still healthy, right?
[07:00] ---
    Ugh! Out...
[07:01] ---
    Besides, it's blue-skinned fish
    that will improve the blood flow.
[07:05] ---
    That's a double play...
[07:07] ---
    Why vinegared mackerel? Why is
    she putting vinegared mackerel in jello?
[07:11] ---
    She's worried about you being stupid,
    so she's trying to replenish your DHA.
[07:16] ---
    Ah! This isn't gonna be good, right?
[07:19] ---
    Good! Himeji noticed!
[07:21] ---
    I have to add mustard for the natto.
[07:23] ---
    Don't notice that!
[07:25] ---
    I'll add some ginger to
    vinegared mackerel, too.
[07:26] ---
    Ahhh! Don't notice that, either!
[07:28] ---
    What else can I use as secret ingredients?
[07:30] ---
    Don't make it secret! Make it clear!
[07:32] ---
    Oh, that's right! To give it a
    little adultish flavor, I'll add taba--
[07:35] ---
    Let's go. If you hear any further,
    you won't be able to eat it.
[07:37] ---
    Wait! Let me at least check
    whether it's tobacco or Tabasco!
[07:42] ---
    It's already too late.
[07:45] ---
    Here, please have some.
[07:47] ---
    I'm gonna go clean up the
    cooking practice room, so...
[07:50] ---
    What do we do with these?
[07:52] ---
    I think Nemoto is gonna
    send a messenger to Class D...
[07:56] ---
    ...in order to check if they're
    really trying to fight a war.
[07:59] ---
    If he does that, he'll know the
    information we circulated was a lie.
[08:02] ---
    So, we'll assassinate that messenger!
[08:05] ---
    What?!
[08:06] ---
    If the messenger gets assassinated,
    he'll become distrustful of Class D.
[08:11] ---
    When that happens, it'll make
    the fake information believable.
[08:14] ---
    How terrible...
[08:16] ---
    Battles are cruel. Muttsulini, do it.
[08:19] ---
    Got it.
[08:24] ---
    "Crack, crack"
[08:31] ---
    What's that?
[08:34] ---
    "Buzz, buzz..."
[08:36] ---
    "Messenger"
[08:39] ---
    Y-You...!
[08:40] ---
    "Messenger"
[08:42] ---
    "Messenger"
[08:43] ---
    May God help you.
[08:56] ---
    Mom...
[08:58] ---
    Execution completed.
[09:00] ---
    Good job, Muttsulini.
[09:01] ---
    What fascinating skills you've got.
[09:03] ---
    This wasn't anything special...
[09:06] ---
    How did you keep
    everyone from noticing?
[09:09] ---
    You don't have to know.
[09:11] ---
    Nemoto will probably consider this
    assassination a warning from Class D.
[09:15] ---
    We can buy some time now, huh?
[09:17] ---
    Hideyoshi, what's going on
    with the negotiation with Class D?
[09:20] ---
    We promised to meet
    up in an empty classroom.
[09:22] ---
    Shimada has agreed to it as well.
[09:24] ---
    If we can provoke Class D there...
[09:27] ---
    I wonder if they'll respond
    to our provocation smoothly.
[09:30] ---
    I've got a special plan.
    Just leave it to me.
[09:33] ---
    There's one thing that worries me.
[09:35] ---
    What's the matter, Muttsulini?
[09:38] ---
    I saw Nemoto talking
    about something in Class A.
[09:42] ---
    In Class A?
[09:43] ---
    That's strange...
[09:44] ---
    What was he doing in Class A?
[09:46] ---
    Yuuji!
[09:47] ---
    Shouko! Wh-What're you doing here?
[09:50] ---
    Why are you still in school?
[09:53] ---
    Huh? What're you saying?
[09:55] ---
    Yuuji... I heard that your mom collapsed.
[09:58] ---
    Huh?! You mean my mom?!
[10:01] ---
    She's so healthy that she
    doesn't even catch a cold!
[10:03] ---
    In any case, you have to go home now.
[10:05] ---
    Hey, wait! I have to carry out
    an important operation now!
[10:08] ---
    This is no time for that.
[10:10] ---
    Like I said, just wait! How come you...
[10:13] ---
    --Just come with me.
[10:13] ---
    --Shouko! Calm down!
[10:16] ---
    Something is fishy
    about what just happened.
[10:19] ---
    What do you mean, Muttsulini?
[10:20] ---
    Normally, Yuuji is the
    first one that they'd contact.
[10:24] ---
    Maybe they couldn't reach him?
    His cell is being repaired, so...
[10:29] ---
    Then they could've called
    him in via the school PA system.
[10:31] ---
    Then, what Nemoto was
    talking about in Class A could be...
[10:35] ---
    It was probably the fake
    information that we just heard...
[10:37] ---
    What?!
[10:38] ---
    Oh shoot!
[10:39] ---
    We were going to leave the operation
    to provoke Shimizu to Yuuji.
[10:43] ---
    Have you heard anything about it?
[10:45] ---
    No, nothing.
[10:45] ---
    Why did Nemoto do this?
[10:48] ---
    Don't tell me he figured out our plan?
[10:50] ---
    No, he's probably trying
    to buy some time, too.
[10:53] ---
    Until he checks what
    Class D is going to do,
[10:56] ---
    he probably wanted to
    contain our movements.
[10:58] ---
    Impressive, Nemoto...
[11:01] ---
    It's about time, right?
[11:02] ---
    M-Minami...
[11:05] ---
    I just came because I was needed
    for the negotiation, that's all, okay?
[11:09] ---
    What do we do, Akihisa?
[11:11] ---
    What do we do...?
[11:13] ---
    Since Yuuji isn't here, we have no choice
[11:15] ---
    but to do something about it by ourselves!
[11:22] ---
    Idiot Test!
[11:31] ---
    Honey! I wanted to see you!
[11:35] ---
    --Hey, get off of me, Miharu!
[11:35] ---
    --Honey!
[11:38] ---
    Your breasts remind me of
    the quiet ocean. They're the best!
[11:42] ---
    That means they're flat,
    just like the horizon, right?
[11:45] ---
    I said, get off of me!
[11:47] ---
    I'm thinking about you 360 days a year!
[11:51] ---
    So you don't during obon
    festivities and New Year's, huh?
[11:53] ---
    Shimizu, that's it!
    Shimada is Akihisa's girlfriend!
[11:58] ---
    Don't intervene thoughtlessly!
[12:00] ---
    There you go!
    The start of our operation!
[12:02] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[12:04] ---
    By looking at my
    honey's face, it's so obvious
[12:07] ---
    that there's nothing going on
    between her and that big jerk!
[12:11] ---
    It's hard to think that that pig jerk
    is suitable for her in the first place!
[12:14] ---
    I-It's true that I'm not good-looking
    and I'm not smart, either, but...
[12:19] ---
    Looks? Smarts?
[12:22] ---
    I'm not talking about such trivial things.
[12:26] ---
    This is something
    more fundamental than that.
[12:27] ---
    What?
[12:29] ---
    I've been watching the
    relationship between the two of you,
[12:33] ---
    but your attitude is terrible, you pig jerk.
[12:36] ---
    Your attitude towards
    Himeji in the same class
[12:38] ---
    and towards my honey are too different.
[12:42] ---
    You're kind and considerate to Himeji.
[12:44] ---
    You treat her as if she's a princess.
[12:47] ---
    On the contrary, you aren't
    considerate to my honey. Not only that,
[12:50] ---
    you don't even show the least bit of
    kindness you should have towards girls.
[12:54] ---
    To put it plainly, you are a huge idiot
    who not only doesn't notice her charms
[12:59] ---
    but who treats her like a guy friend!
[13:03] ---
    Whether such a pig jerk is
    suitable for her or not is not a question
[13:06] ---
    of his looks or his academic abilities!
[13:09] ---
    On top of that, to think that you'd
    leave her alone and follow Himeji like that
[13:13] ---
    after she told you she liked you,
    even though she was acting.
[13:16] ---
    That's unbelievable!
[13:18] ---
    Isn't the truth that you
    think she's a guy or something?!
[13:25] ---
    Minami!
[13:26] ---
    What're you gonna do by following her?
[13:28] ---
    Are you gonna talk to her rough
    again as if she's your guy friend?
[13:33] ---
    Are you gonna hurt her again?
[13:37] ---
    I'll go talk to her. If you go,
    it'll make things worse.
[13:41] ---
    Err... I don't know what's going on,
    but I should leave, too, right?
[13:51] ---
    I don't know what you wanted
    to achieve with this meeting,
[13:55] ---
    but I'll never acknowledge
    you as my rival in love.
[14:00] ---
    It's a waste of time to be jealous of a
    pig jerk who doesn't notice her charms, so...
[14:06] ---
    I'm the only one who recognizes her charms.
[14:11] ---
    Shimizu...
[14:14] ---
    Do you still have something to say?
[14:16] ---
    There's something I have
    to tell you no matter what.
[14:35] ---
    We, Year 2 Class D, are
    going to declare war on Class F!
[14:39] ---
    What?!
[14:41] ---
    What's going on?
[14:42] ---
    Didn't our plan fail?
[14:49] ---
    So what're we gonna do after this?
[14:51] ---
    It'd be hard to win with
    our current fighting power.
[14:53] ---
    That was in my plan, too.
[14:55] ---
    Yuuji!
[14:56] ---
    As I suspected, it was fake
    information planted by Nemoto.
[14:59] ---
    My mom is doing better than fine.
[15:01] ---
    That's great.
[15:03] ---
    Good job, Akihisa.
[15:05] ---
    It wasn't exactly how I planned,
[15:07] ---
    but if you were able to
    instigate Shimizu, that's a success.
[15:09] ---
    So, Yuuji, how are we gonna fight Class D?
[15:13] ---
    If we fight in an all-out
    battle, we have no chance.
[15:16] ---
    So we'll settle this with a
    battle between representatives.
[15:26] ---
    I'm impressed that you
    came without running away.
[15:28] ---
    Same to you.
[15:30] ---
    It's not that I want to fight my honey.
[15:33] ---
    As long as I can beat the crap
    out of that pig jerk, that'll do for me.
[15:37] ---
    So she says. It's now
    your mission from here.
[15:42] ---
    Go.
[15:43] ---
    Thanks, Yuuji.
[15:45] ---
    You're the one person
    I can never forgive! Be prepared!
[15:48] ---
    Teacher! Please give
    us summoning approval!
[15:50] ---
    I approve!
[15:53] ---
    Summon!
[15:54] ---
    Summon!
[15:57] ---
    I wanna ask you something first.
[15:59] ---
    What is it?
[16:00] ---
    Was what you said a
    trick to start this war?
[16:07] ---
    I... see...
[16:11] ---
    My honey was crying.
[16:14] ---
    My words triggered it.
[16:17] ---
    But it's because...
[16:18] ---
    it's because a guy like you exists!
[16:23] ---
    "Chemistry"
[16:24] ---
    Why is a lout like you by her side?!
[16:28] ---
    Why is a vulgar man who plays on
    her feelings conversing with her?!
[16:34] ---
    Why?!
[16:35] ---
    Why?!
[16:36] ---
    Why does a bastard who lies to her
    like it's nothing in order to use her
[16:40] ---
    stay close to her,
    pretending to be her friend?!
[16:46] ---
    I'm not... lying!
[16:52] ---
    Even an idiot like me
[16:53] ---
    at least knows there are
    some lies you should never tell.
[16:57] ---
    What I said wasn't a lie!
[16:59] ---
    I don't believe it!
    I don't wanna believe it!
[17:01] ---
    What I said was
    unmistakably my true feelings!
[17:08] ---
    I don't wanna hear it!
[17:15] ---
    Stop right there!
[17:23] ---
    Yuuji! What're you doing?!
[17:24] ---
    From here, just leave it to us.
[17:26] ---
    How dirty! This is foul play!
[17:30] ---
    Call it foul play if you like!
    This isn't a game! It's a war!
[17:34] ---
    Yuuji!
[17:37] ---
    Do it.
[17:41] ---
    Yuuji! Sto--
[17:47] ---
    Ahh! Ow, ow, ow...! Why me?!
[17:50] ---
    Ow! Ow, ow...!
[17:52] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...! Ow, ow, ow...!
[17:54] ---
    What?! What?! This
    combination of sharp and dull pain
[17:57] ---
    is breaking new ground!
[18:01] ---
    Shimizu...
[18:03] ---
    As you can see, the main cause of
    all the problems is cleaned up.
[18:06] ---
    Would you forget what
    happened this time and forgive him?
[18:10] ---
    Yeah... My fury still isn't cooled down,
[18:15] ---
    but if this pig jerk will be
    confined to the remedial classroom,
[18:18] ---
    I'll accept the cease-fire.
[18:19] ---
    Is it possible that you were
    planning this from the start?
[18:23] ---
    Well, sorry.
[18:25] ---
    There's no way we can win against
    Class D with our current forces, right?
[18:28] ---
    So it's just natural to
    negotiate a cease-fire.
[18:31] ---
    When we get right down to it,
    you're at fault for hurting my honey!
[18:34] ---
    I-I'm sorry! I'm sorry from the
    bottom of my... Ow, ow, ow...!
[18:39] ---
    If what you said was a lie, I wouldn't
    have let you get off the hook this easy.
[18:47] ---
    But this time, I'll let
    you off the hook with this.
[18:50] ---
    The deal is done. Guys! Let's go back!
[18:54] ---
    Yeah!
[19:03] ---
    Welcome.
[19:04] ---
    Thus, the war ended.
[19:07] ---
    How was it, Muttsulini?
[19:09] ---
    Looks like Nemoto from Class B gave up.
[19:12] ---
    Well, that was expected.
[19:14] ---
    There's already no benefit to him.
[19:17] ---
    Also, I went and collected this.
[19:20] ---
    What's that?
[19:22] ---
    --I don't know what you wanted
    to achieve with this meeting,
[19:24] ---
    --D-Don't tell me this is...
[19:26] ---
    --but I'll never acknowledge
    you as my rival in love.
[19:26] ---
    --The wiretapped recording
    of the summit conference.
[19:28] ---
    --H-H-H-H-Hey! What're you playing?!
[19:32] ---
    Hold him down good.
[19:34] ---
    Got it.
[19:35] ---
    Let go of me, Hideyoshi!
[19:38] ---
    I can't do that.
[19:41] ---
    You're too noisy. Shut up for a while.
[19:44] ---
    Do you still have something to say?
[19:46] ---
    There's something I have
    to tell you no matter what.
[19:50] ---
    I wanna clear up just
    one misunderstanding.
[19:53] ---
    I already know that you
    and my honey dating is an act.
[19:57] ---
    Well, I'm not talking about that.
[20:00] ---
    Uhm...
[20:02] ---
    I wanted to say that you're not the
    only one who recognizes Minami's charms.
[20:06] ---
    What're you saying?!
[20:08] ---
    You're always saying mean things to her,
[20:10] ---
    and you don't even cherish her as a girl!
[20:13] ---
    It's true that I don't
    treat her like a princess.
[20:17] ---
    I might be treating her
    just like I treat my guy friends.
[20:23] ---
    But...
[20:24] ---
    But... what?
[20:28] ---
    To me, Minami is someone whom
    I can be my true self around...
[20:32] ---
    ...who is fun to hang out with...
[20:35] ---
    ...and who sometimes makes
    subtle gestures that are cute...
[20:38] ---
    She's very charming...
[20:40] ---
    Yeah, she's a charming girl.
[20:46] ---
    Well... that was unexpected.
[20:48] ---
    Yeah, I thought you'd say
    things a little more indirectly.
[20:53] ---
    Th-That was a straight pitch.
[20:56] ---
    Th-They heard it...
[20:59] ---
    Of all people, these three heard it...
[21:01] ---
    I didn't realize that you
    can say things boldly like that.
[21:04] ---
    F-For some reason, my
    heart is beating crazy fast.
[21:09] ---
    How bold...
[21:11] ---
    My life... is over.
[21:15] ---
    Noin, stretch!
[21:17] ---
    Ah, Big Sis! Welcome home!
[21:20] ---
    I-I'm home.
[21:22] ---
    What's wrong? Your face is red!
[21:25] ---
    Hazuki, what am I gonna do?
[21:27] ---
    About what? Did something happen at school?
[21:31] ---
    Say, Hazuki...
[21:34] ---
    Yes?
[21:35] ---
    I might've fallen hopelessly
    in love with someone.
[21:49] ---
    Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!
[22:02] ---
    I'm not making progress.
    Someone's interfering... No, no!
[22:07] ---
    The issue is, I don't have
    enough common multiples
[22:13] ---
    Okay, I basically get it.
    What is the truth... Baby?
[22:17] ---
    If you see this, draw a
    diagram and explain it, Baby!
[22:23] ---
    No word or number can describe you
[22:29] ---
    My heart is being shocked by
    the magnetic force between S and N
[22:37] ---
    (S! S! Super! Sticking together,
    Number! I say No.1 boy!)
[22:42] ---
    Congratulations! From here on
    out you're My, ma-my "treasure"
[22:47] ---
    You're special to me,
    no matter what happens
[22:50] ---
    I'll hold you ever so
    tight and never let you go
[22:52] ---
    I want to be in love, in a
    dream you can forget about limits
[22:58] ---
    It's special, right? After all,
    we came to know each other
[23:01] ---
    Forgive me for being like this
[23:04] ---
    Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!
[23:15] ---
    I'm dreading this.
[23:17] ---
    What do I say to apologize
    to Minami when I see her?
[23:21] ---
    Hey.
[23:22] ---
    Hm?
[23:24] ---
    What's with that gloomy face, Aki?
[23:27] ---
    Huh?
[23:29] ---
    M-Minami?!
[23:30] ---
    What?
[23:32] ---
    Well, uhm... Er...
    I'm sorry about yesterday.
[23:36] ---
    What? Did you do something
    again that you have to apologize for?
[23:39] ---
    Well, it's not like that.
[23:41] ---
    If you cause another problem,
    I won't let you off the hook!
[23:45] ---
    Huh?
[23:48] ---
    You dummy!
[23:51] ---
    Question 11.
[23:53] ---
    What do you call those people whom
    you were close to when you were small?
[23:57] ---
    Childhood frien-- Ahhhhh!
[23:59] ---
    Fiancée.
[24:00] ---
    Next episode!
    "Yuuji, Shouko, and Childhood Memories!"
[24:03] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
    "Please join us again next week!
    Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

11 - Yuuji, Shouko, and Childhood Memories!

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[00:12] ---
    "Episode 11
    Yuuji, Shouko, and Childhood Memories!"
[00:14] ---
    Where did I go wrong?
[00:18] ---
    I wonder when I decided...
[00:23] ---
    If I could do it all over again...
[00:25] ---
    If I was given the chance...
[00:28] ---
    Since the moment I saw his trembling
    shoulders, that time, that place...
[00:35] ---
    I want to set her free.
[00:38] ---
    It's wrong for her to be
    held captive over this.
[00:41] ---
    No... that's not it.
[00:46] ---
    Because I know there's
    more to it than that...
[00:48] ---
    Because I found
    something more important...
[00:53] ---
    So...
[01:00] ---
    Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
    which one is wonderful?
[01:20] ---
    My future starts spinning colorfully
[01:26] ---
    How much should I tell him?
    Should I pretend I didn't see?
[01:30] ---
    I see, this vast world
    grows based on my mood
[01:36] ---
    I love you today, I really love you
[01:42] ---
    I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
    than the number of the stars in the sky
[01:47] ---
    I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
    but I had a dream of walking with you
[01:53] ---
    I'm sorry... It's just,
    I didn't know it was love
[01:58] ---
    The answer is, you and mystery
    plus me equals infinite jump!!
SIGN    "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:28] ---
    "There's a whiz kid in
    Minazuki Elementary School."
[02:32] ---
    I think it was several years
    ago that the rumor went around.
[02:38] ---
    That kid was indeed a little
    smarter than the other kids.
[02:43] ---
    On top of that,
    he was serious and diligent.
[02:46] ---
    Adults sang his praises
    and had high hopes for him.
[02:51] ---
    However...
[03:01] ---
    You really are amazing, Yuuji.
[03:03] ---
    What do you mean?
[03:04] ---
    The teacher was raving about
    your scores on the last prep tests,
[03:07] ---
    saying, "That's our whiz kid."
[03:08] ---
    That wasn't a big deal.
[03:11] ---
    But you got better scores
    than junior high students, right?
[03:14] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
[03:15] ---
    You really are amazing.
[03:16] ---
    Those 6th graders who took the
    test with you were biting their lips.
[03:20] ---
    I made a mistake in the social
    science test. If I didn't, I'd have been No. 1.
[03:25] ---
    Around that time, I was always aiming high.
[03:31] ---
    Everyone says it's a sure
    thing that you'll get admitted to
[03:33] ---
    Shimozuki Junior High on recommendation.
[03:35] ---
    That's just a piece of cake for me...
[03:37] ---
    ...although the others don't stand a chance.
[03:41] ---
    But that ego and attitude
    of looking down on others
[03:45] ---
    were completely intertwined.
[03:48] ---
    Hm? Hey, keep working, Shouko.
[03:51] ---
    Let's finish this quickly and go home.
[03:54] ---
    But I want to talk with you.
[03:57] ---
    No. I wanna go home.
[04:00] ---
    I want to talk with you.
[04:01] ---
    No.
[04:02] ---
    I want to.
[04:03] ---
    No.
[04:05] ---
    I want to.
[04:06] ---
    No.
[04:11] ---
    Listen, Yuuji.
[04:12] ---
    My boobs are getting bigger these days.
[04:17] ---
    Are you okay, Yuuji?
[04:19] ---
    Where the hell did that come from?!
[04:22] ---
    Since you were ignoring me,
[04:24] ---
    I picked a topic that
    boys might be interested in.
[04:27] ---
    I-I'm not interested in stuff like that.
[04:29] ---
    Well, I was interested.
[04:33] ---
    Just work already.
[04:35] ---
    I'll work, but I want to talk with you.
[04:39] ---
    Why don't you talk with your friends?
[04:41] ---
    Yep. That's why I'm talking now.
[04:44] ---
    Geez...
[04:46] ---
    Shouko didn't fit in with the class.
[04:50] ---
    Her family lineage, academic
    performance, athletic abilities...
[04:54] ---
    ...and her superior looks...
[04:56] ---
    She was too blessed in every way.
[05:02] ---
    I'm Shouko Kirishima.
[05:04] ---
    --She's really cute.
[05:04] ---
    --Whoa, amazing!
[05:05] ---
    --She's pretty.
[05:22] ---
    Hey, you go talk to her.
[05:24] ---
    What? Why don't you go?
[05:26] ---
    Ah, you like Kirishima, don't you?
[05:30] ---
    That's not true!
[05:32] ---
    Hey, isn't Kirishima
    kinda trying to act cute?
[05:35] ---
    Her family is rich, right?
    So she's like a spoiled little princess?
[05:38] ---
    She somehow seems hard to talk to.
[05:40] ---
    Yeah.
[05:43] ---
    As Shouko was like that,
    maybe it couldn't have been helped
[05:46] ---
    that she became attached to me...
[05:49] ---
    ...since I always treated everyone equally.
[05:55] ---
    So it's already been 2 years
    since you transferred to this school?
[05:58] ---
    Yeah. I don't have many yet, but
    I've been making friends little by little.
[06:02] ---
    So school is more fun than it used to be.
[06:07] ---
    What? School is fun?
[06:09] ---
    When I'm at home, no one
    plays with me or talks to me.
[06:15] ---
    It's so big that I feel lonely, too.
[06:18] ---
    So school is more fun.
[06:20] ---
    Cry me a river.
[06:22] ---
    I'm jealous that you get to
    live in a big house like that.
[06:25] ---
    Then would you like to come
    hang out at my house some time?
[06:27] ---
    No. It's 100 times more fun reading
    books than hanging out with you.
[06:32] ---
    That's mean.
[06:32] ---
    Say whatever you wanna say.
[06:34] ---
    Stick in the mud.
[06:35] ---
    So what?
[06:37] ---
    Pigheaded.
[06:38] ---
    That's fine.
[06:39] ---
    You...
[06:41] ---
    You like me.
[06:45] ---
    So you feel shy and
    can't come hang out with me.
[06:47] ---
    Why do you want me to
    come to your place that badly?
[06:51] ---
    Well...
[06:52] ---
    What? Spit it out.
[06:54] ---
    My grandfather often talks
    about Seiryou Girls Academy, so...
[06:59] ---
    Is that that famous school for rich girls?
[07:02] ---
    Are you changing schools again?
[07:04] ---
    Probably... since he often asks
    me if I get picked on at school.
[07:09] ---
    I see. So you wanna show your
    friends to your family to fight back, huh?
[07:14] ---
    I don't want to change schools.
[07:18] ---
    I was finally able to make
    some friends besides you.
[07:21] ---
    Then, bring those friends to your house.
[07:24] ---
    We're not that close yet.
[07:27] ---
    I see...
[07:31] ---
    Well, it's got nothing to do with me.
[07:35] ---
    I treated everyone equally...
[07:37] ---
    It was because I was
    equally uninterested in anyone.
[07:44] ---
    That was mean, Yuuji.
[07:45] ---
    It wasn't mean.
[07:46] ---
    It was.
[07:47] ---
    It wasn't.
[07:48] ---
    It was.
[07:48] ---
    It wasn't.
[07:50] ---
    Yuuji...
[07:53] ---
    I've got the biggest boobs in the class.
[07:58] ---
    --L-Like I said, I'm not interested
    in that kind of stuff!
[07:58] ---
    --Even so, it was probably enough for a girl
[08:02] ---
    who was struggling with
    loneliness.
[08:09] ---
    "Stop"
[08:12] ---
    Hey, Sakamoto.
[08:22] ---
    Hey, don't ignore us!
[08:24] ---
    Don't think that you can get away.
[08:26] ---
    Don't get cocky.
[08:27] ---
    Tsk.
[08:29] ---
    This is why I wanted to go home sooner.
[08:31] ---
    Huh? We can't hear you!
[08:33] ---
    What do you want?
[08:35] ---
    I don't have time to waste on you guys.
[08:38] ---
    Shut up! Don't talk back to your seniors!
[08:41] ---
    You sure are a smart
    aleck for a 5th grader!
[08:45] ---
    You've been lying in wait for me every
    day since I beat your scores in the test.
[08:50] ---
    Don't you have anything better to do?
[08:52] ---
    Or... are you guys lonely
    because you have no friends?
[08:56] ---
    Aren't you the one without any friends?!
[08:58] ---
    Don't get cocky just
    because you're a little smart.
[09:01] ---
    We're in 6th grade! Talk to us politely!
[09:03] ---
    Talk politely? You guys
    are idiots, aren't you?
[09:06] ---
    People talk politely to
    show respect to others.
[09:09] ---
    What makes you think
    I should respect idiots like you?
[09:13] ---
    Wha...
[09:13] ---
    We're 6th graders!
[09:15] ---
    Ha! You did worse than me even
    though you've been studying a year longer.
[09:21] ---
    And yet, you tell me to
    respect you? Don't make me laugh.
[09:24] ---
    You guys should be talking to me politely.
[09:27] ---
    What'd you say?!
[09:29] ---
    Oh? You sure you wanna do it?
[09:30] ---
    If something happens to me,
    the teachers will know immediately...
[09:34] ---
    ...since I'm "special"...
[09:38] ---
    If you get it, get out of my way.
[09:40] ---
    Don't ever let me see your faces again.
[09:42] ---
    He seriously pisses me off.
[09:44] ---
    We'll definitely teach him a lesson.
[09:46] ---
    But what're we gonna do?
[09:47] ---
    Humph. If we can't touch him,
    let's mess up his locker or something.
[09:51] ---
    Yeah, then no one will know it's us.
[09:53] ---
    Okay then. Let's teach him some manners.
[09:57] ---
    Yeah, let's do it.
[10:01] ---
    I'm home!
[10:03] ---
    Welcome home, Yuuji.
    You're home late today.
[10:07] ---
    I did some work as a class rep,
    so I couldn't come home early.
[10:10] ---
    Oh I see.
[10:12] ---
    I just assumed that you
    were hanging out with Shouko.
[10:16] ---
    Why would I hang out
    with her? That's stupid.
[10:19] ---
    But you two are friends, right?
[10:21] ---
    No, we aren't.
[10:22] ---
    Oh, come on... She'll be incredibly
    gorgeous when she grows up.
[10:27] ---
    Then, it'll be too late to think like
[10:29] ---
    "I never thought she'd turn out to
    be so pretty, like Mom is," you know.
[10:33] ---
    I won't. Besides, it's not
    like you're pretty, Mom.
[10:36] ---
    That's not nice.
[10:39] ---
    I'll be late again tomorrow.
[10:41] ---
    More work for your class tomorrow again?
[10:43] ---
    No. I have a little something
    I need to teach some 6th graders.
[10:47] ---
    6th graders?
[10:48] ---
    It's a long story.
[10:50] ---
    I see.
[10:51] ---
    By the way, Mom, I noticed you're
    wearing an apron. Don't tell me...
[10:55] ---
    I'm making your favorite, nikujaga, today.
    
[10:58] ---
    I'm peeling sweet potatoes and...
[10:59] ---
    Why are you putting
    sweet potatoes in nikujaga?!
[11:02] ---
    Regular potatoes get soft and fall apart,
    so I'm using a kind that won't soften.
[11:06] ---
    Forget the potatoes falling apart,
    the very idea of nikujaga is falling apart!
[11:10] ---
    Oh well... At least it seems edible today.
[11:13] ---
    Oh, and, I forgot to buy meat,
[11:17] ---
    so it'll be meatless nikujaga.
[11:18] ---
    That's just steamed sweet potatoes!
[11:21] ---
    "Library"
[11:24] ---
    If they couldn't touch me, they'd
    do something to my belongings...
[11:27] ---
    I provoked them because
    I rather anticipated it.
[11:31] ---
    I can't wait...
[11:33] ---
    I brought the things I don't
    want them to touch here.
[11:37] ---
    I was gonna kill time until
    those 6th graders made their move.
[11:41] ---
    Once they started doing stuff to
    my belongings, I'd go get a teacher.
[11:45] ---
    Now, maybe I'll read the
    book I started the other day.
[11:49] ---
    Around then, I believed that I was a
    hero since I was better than the others.
[11:55] ---
    Hm?
[11:56] ---
    Come to think of it, Shouko
    didn't follow me around today.
[12:02] ---
    "Things that happened today"
[12:06] ---
    "Chores: Kirishima"
[12:14] ---
    Idiot Test.
[12:18] ---
    Around that time, I was
    always following Yuuji around.
[12:24] ---
    Even though his attitude
    towards me was cold,
[12:28] ---
    he treated me equally
    when no one else did, so...
[12:35] ---
    I wonder if Yuuji is still around...
[12:39] ---
    So I liked to be around Yuuji.
[12:47] ---
    Dammit! They're not here, either.
[12:49] ---
    He's so sneaky!
[12:52] ---
    Could it be that someone
    else has hidden his shoes?
[12:56] ---
    That's possible. Other
    people pick on him, too.
[13:00] ---
    Oh well, then let's find something else.
[13:04] ---
    "Sakamoto"
[13:07] ---
    "Sakamoto"
[13:08] ---
    Hey, what should we write?
[13:10] ---
    How about, "I cheat on all my tests"?
[13:13] ---
    That's good!
[13:14] ---
    Uhm...
[13:16] ---
    Uhm... th-those're...
[13:19] ---
    What do you want?
[13:20] ---
    Th-Those're Yuuji's...
[13:24] ---
    P-Please don't mess with them.
[13:27] ---
    Huh? This is none of
    your business. Just beat it!
[13:31] ---
    But Yuuji is my friend.
[13:36] ---
    "If Yuuji hears this, he may not like it..."
[13:41] ---
    So I thought, but...
[13:43] ---
    It is my business!
[13:46] ---
    So he had a friend?
[13:47] ---
    On top of that, it's a girl!
[13:49] ---
    Hey, let's just let her be and
    take care of this stuff already.
[13:52] ---
    Yeah.
[13:52] ---
    Let's do it real good.
[13:53] ---
    Stop it!
[13:54] ---
    Wh-What?! Stay out of our way!
[13:57] ---
    I thought "Yuuji might get taken
    aback, and say I'm not his friend."
[14:02] ---
    Don't!
[14:03] ---
    Enough already!
[14:07] ---
    Ah, you!
[14:08] ---
    Move! You're in our way!
[14:10] ---
    No!
[14:10] ---
    Quit getting in our way!
[14:13] ---
    Even still, I...
[14:15] ---
    No!
[14:20] ---
    Hey, are you okay?
[14:22] ---
    Ah...
[14:24] ---
    Ah! What're you gonna
    do about my clothes?!
[14:28] ---
    I'm so pissed!
[14:35] ---
    Don't...
[14:36] ---
    It's too late.
[14:43] ---
    Now... I wonder if they fell into the trap.
[14:46] ---
    --You jerk!
[14:46] ---
    --All right! They're doing it.
[14:48] ---
    What're you doing?!
[14:52] ---
    Wh-What the hell? Why is Shouko...
[14:57] ---
    Don't tell me Shouko...
[14:59] ---
    It was so obvious why
    Shouko was dragged into it.
[15:04] ---
    I-I have to save her.
[15:05] ---
    That's right... just like the
    hero I've always wanted to be...
[15:09] ---
    After all, those guys are foolish
    idiots and I'm a smart, special person.
[15:14] ---
    We're in different leagues.
    I don't have to hesitate.
[15:17] ---
    I'll be fine. Don't be scared.
[15:21] ---
    Guys like them... are no big deal.
[15:24] ---
    There are three of them.
    It's obvious how it'll turn out.
[15:27] ---
    That's right! I'll go get a teache--
[15:36] ---
    What about Shouko?
[15:39] ---
    If the teacher tells her
    parents that she got picked on...
[15:44] ---
    Shouko will be forced
    to change schools...?
[15:47] ---
    That has nothing to do
    with me! What else can I do?!
[15:57] ---
    "What can you do?!"
    Don't you actually know what to do?
[16:02] ---
    All I wanted was to make
    them regret what they did.
[16:06] ---
    Then pretend that you saw nothing.
[16:08] ---
    Th-There's no way I can do that!
[16:10] ---
    No matter what you choose,
    you won't stay unharmed.
[16:13] ---
    You'll be hurt in one
    way or another for sure.
[16:16] ---
    Even so, you've gotta
    do what you've gotta do.
[16:19] ---
    But they're 6th graders,
[16:21] ---
    and there are three of them!
    There's no way I can beat them!
[16:23] ---
    Who's fault is it that this is happening?
[16:26] ---
    But...
[16:27] ---
    Well, I guess getting beat up is scary, huh?
[16:30] ---
    Of course it is!
[16:31] ---
    I thought you were a hero!
[16:33] ---
    A hero wouldn't hesitate.
[16:36] ---
    Even if he knew he was going to lose,
    in order to save someone, he'd...
[16:39] ---
    Shut up! That stuff happens
    only in manga and anime!
[16:42] ---
    But you've been looking down
    on those guys all this time, right?
[16:46] ---
    That's because their scores were--
[16:47] ---
    It's tough to be smart, huh?
[16:50] ---
    You're desperately making
    excuses and trying to find a way out.
[16:54] ---
    Then, are you saying
    it's better to be an idiot?
[16:58] ---
    Yeah...
[17:00] ---
    An idiot who can jump in
    without thinking might be
[17:03] ---
    a lot cooler than you are right now.
[17:05] ---
    Why...? Why is this happening?
[17:09] ---
    Why do I have to be the one to suffer?!
[17:15] ---
    I'm not at fault at all.
[17:17] ---
    They're the ones at fault!
    And Shouko too, for acting rashly! Right?!
[17:22] ---
    And yet...
[17:24] ---
    Why?!
[17:37] ---
    That's right... Shouko should call for help.
[17:44] ---
    That's right. Shouko
    should say, "Somebody, help!"
[17:48] ---
    Then, even if the teachers find
    this out and she has to change schools,
[17:52] ---
    it'll be her own responsibility, right?
    It won't be my fault.
[17:56] ---
    Yeah, that works.
[17:59] ---
    Say it, Shouko. Say, "Help!"
[18:02] ---
    Changing schools is better
    than being picked on, right?
[18:05] ---
    Say it. Say it already!
[18:08] ---
    Call for help! Say it, Shouko!
[18:10] ---
    Say, "Help!" Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it!
[18:15] ---
    No! I don't want to change schools!
[18:23] ---
    Why...?
[18:25] ---
    Why...?
[18:31] ---
    Y... Y-Y-Y-You jerks!
[18:34] ---
    What the hell are you doing?!
[18:39] ---
    Yuu... ji...
[18:41] ---
    Th-There are some things
    that no one should do!
[18:45] ---
    Y-You guys are so low!
[18:46] ---
    Sakamoto...
[18:47] ---
    Tsk, so Sakamoto himself has shown up.
[18:49] ---
    L-Let's go home, Shouko.
[18:51] ---
    Hey!
[18:52] ---
    Hold it, Sakamoto. Are you running away?
[18:58] ---
    Yuuji...
[18:59] ---
    You'd at least let Shouko go home, right?
[19:01] ---
    But...
[19:02] ---
    Just go!
[19:05] ---
    I'll go get a--
[19:06] ---
    You dummy! Just go on home already!
[19:08] ---
    You'll be in my way if you stay!
[19:19] ---
    Okay. I'll go on home.
[19:27] ---
    On that day, I came to
    realize how immature I was.
[19:32] ---
    I felt miserable, pitiful,
    and embarrassed about it.
[19:38] ---
    After seeing Yuuji's trembling shoulders,
[19:41] ---
    I was really frustrated with
    myself for not being able to help him.
[19:45] ---
    I created a reason for
    Shouko to get the wrong idea.
[19:49] ---
    It was my responsibility and a
    mistake that I have to make up for.
[20:02] ---
    No... That's not it, Yuuji.
[20:06] ---
    That wasn't all.
[20:09] ---
    I...
[20:19] ---
    Welcome home, Yuuji.
[20:23] ---
    Your school called. Did something happen?
[20:26] ---
    No... Nothing happened.
[20:29] ---
    There's no way nothing happened, right?
[20:32] ---
    You fought until you ended up like that.
[20:34] ---
    I slugged them because they ticked me off.
[20:36] ---
    Yuuji, is that really all?
[20:39] ---
    Stop pestering me!
[20:40] ---
    I slugged them because they
    ticked me off! That's all there is to it!
[20:46] ---
    Because they ticked you off, huh?
[20:50] ---
    Mrs. Sakamoto...
[20:54] ---
    I'm sorry. Because Yuuji
    protected me, he got...
[20:59] ---
    Don't worry. You told me
    the truth earlier, so...
[21:04] ---
    But as it stands, he'll become the bad one.
[21:08] ---
    The recommendation for
    Shimozuki Junior High will also be...
[21:11] ---
    That's okay, Shouko.
[21:13] ---
    Yuuji isn't just smart.
[21:15] ---
    He became a boy who can protect someone...
[21:19] ---
    I'm very happy about it.
[21:26] ---
    Say, Mrs. Sakamoto...
[21:28] ---
    What is it, Shouko?
[21:30] ---
    When I grow up...
[21:34] ---
    ...I'll marry Yuuji.
[21:36] ---
    My, aren't you the hasty one!
[21:38] ---
    I'll be sure to make him happy.
[21:41] ---
    That's a line that Yuuji
    should say to you, Shouko.
[21:47] ---
    I made a mistake.
[21:49] ---
    Then, I'll support you so that
    he'll say that to you one day.
[21:54] ---
    Really?
[21:55] ---
    Yes, really... as long as you
    don't turn sour on him, of course.
[22:02] ---
    It'll be fine...
[22:05] ---
    ...because...
[22:10] ---
    ...I'm sure I'll like him forever.
[22:28] ---
    Even now I can tell when it was
    (My heart beats fast when I see her!)
[22:33] ---
    It's not that I've forgotten, I remember
[22:38] ---
    I acted tough and ignored her
    (My heart beats fast when I see her!)
[22:43] ---
    Don't look at me like that, I get the picture
[22:47] ---
    Man, it's tough!
[22:53] ---
    Today, I really have to go (no matter what)
[22:58] ---
    I'm gonna lose this battle so I don't
    want you to see (but I'm gonna win)
[23:03] ---
    Good job, I say, with my thumbs up
[23:07] ---
    I won't lose! I'm always pushing ahead!
[23:15] ---
    (Hi-ho Let's go!!) Because I've got you
    (Hi-ho Let's go!!) I can go
[23:20] ---
    (Hi-ho Let's go!!) Because I've got you
    (Hi-ho Let's go!!) I get fired up
[23:25] ---
    Day after day, you're always supporting me
[23:30] ---
    My feelings grow for you each year,
    but I'm too stubborn to say it
[23:35] ---
    Words that history will forget
    but will remain in your heart...
[23:40] ---
    Just please, let me say
    those amazing words to you
[23:48] ---
    Question 12.
[23:49] ---
    What do you call the situation
[23:51] ---
    where a mysterious group
    acts as if they own the place?
[23:54] ---
    Guys who are popular
    with girls are our enemies!
[23:56] ---
    I'm referring to you guys.
[23:58] ---
    Next episode!
    "Idiots, Clownery, and Requiem!"
[24:00] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:02] ---
    "Please join us again next week!
    Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

12 - Idiots, Clownery, and Requiem!

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[00:20] ---
    Wh... Wh...
[00:23] ---
    What the hell is this?!
[00:28] ---
    Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
    which one is wonderful?
[00:48] ---
    My future starts spinning colorfully
[00:54] ---
    How much should I tell him?
    Should I pretend I didn't see?
[00:58] ---
    I see, this vast world
    grows based on my mood
[01:04] ---
    I love you today, I really love you
[01:10] ---
    I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
    than the number of the stars in the sky
[01:15] ---
    I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
    but I had a dream of walking with you
[01:21] ---
    I'm sorry... It's just,
    I didn't know it was love
[01:26] ---
    The answer is, you and mystery
    plus me equals infinite jump!!
SIGN    "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[01:55] ---
    "Episode 12
    Idiots, Clownery, and Requiem!"
[01:58] ---
    A strange phenomenon
    struck out of the blue.
[02:01] ---
    "Hello"
[02:03] ---
    That is some real fancy-pants
    armor for Akihisa's Avatar.
[02:07] ---
    His height is about life-size, too.
[02:10] ---
    Wait, guys! There's something else
    that should catch your attention, right?!
[02:13] ---
    All right, all right already.
    I got it, so put that other face away.
[02:17] ---
    I can't even ask you to
    do chores like this, huh?
[02:19] ---
    Please be more concerned
    about the real problem here!
[02:22] ---
    Good morning!
[02:23] ---
    Good morning.
[02:24] ---
    Go... od morning, you two.
[02:28] ---
    "Random hitting"
[02:32] ---
    I'm sorry. I didn't
    know what was going on.
[02:34] ---
    No, I'm sorry for scaring you like that.
[02:37] ---
    Th-That's right! It was
    your fault for scaring us!
[02:41] ---
    I wonder if everyone else's
    Avatars have changed, too.
[02:44] ---
    Shall we try and see?
[02:46] ---
    Yep, yep.
[02:47] ---
    Summon!
[02:59] ---
    Th... This is...
[03:01] ---
    Looks like they transform into monsters
    that show their summoners' true nature.
[03:05] ---
    I see... Then my Avatar was
    affected by my chivalrous spirit...
[03:10] ---
    Akihisa, don't turn
    your eyes away from reality.
[03:13] ---
    Or maybe it's that I'm so
    manly that I look good in armor...
[03:15] ---
    Or that I'm so strong that
    I can swing a big sword...
[03:17] ---
    It's probably just that no head means idiot.
[03:20] ---
    You went and said it!
[03:21] ---
    The plain truth that I was
    turning my eyes away from!
[03:26] ---
    The truth is cruel at times.
[03:30] ---
    Yuuji's Avatar isn't much
    different from Yuuji himself.
[03:33] ---
    A doppelganger?
[03:34] ---
    What're you guys saying?
    This is the monster "Yuuji Sakamoto"!
[03:38] ---
    With hideous looks and a nasty personality...
[03:40] ---
    Aim for the Olympics!
[03:41] ---
    Nadeshiko Japan!
[03:44] ---
    You kicked it, Yuuji!
[03:45] ---
    You kicked my Avatar's head
    as if it was a soccer ball!
[03:50] ---
    Don't be so upset, Akihisa.
    They often say "My friend is a ball," right?
[03:54] ---
    Shouldn't it be "The ball is my friend"?!
[04:04] ---
    What the...
[04:05] ---
    A werewolf...
[04:07] ---
    B-But there isn't even a
    full moon. Why did he transform?
[04:11] ---
    Did he see something round?
[04:15] ---
    So it really is a ball, huh?
[04:17] ---
    Aren't you two summoning your Avatars?
[04:19] ---
    I suppose... then...
[04:22] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar...
[04:26] ---
    Summon!
[04:37] ---
    Ahh! P-Please don't look!
[04:41] ---
    At any rate, your true
    nature is easy to figure out.
[04:44] ---
    N-No! It's true that I'm fat,
[04:47] ---
    but they're not so big that
    they can be my calling card!
[04:50] ---
    Stop it, Himeji. If you say more than
    that, a certain someone will get hurt...
[04:53] ---
    It hurts! My wrist is twisted! Ahhh!
[04:56] ---
    --If there's something you
    wanna say, I'll listen, Aki.
[04:56] ---
    --Ahhhh! There's nothing!
[04:59] ---
    Geez...
[05:01] ---
    Mizuki, it's your fault for
    having such a naughty figure.
[05:05] ---
    That's so harsh, Minami.
[05:07] ---
    For that matter, I don't
    have to worry at all.
[05:10] ---
    I bet a super cute one
    will come out, so just watch.
[05:13] ---
    Summon!
[05:32] ---
    I can't laugh. If I laugh now, I'm a goner.
[05:35] ---
    Say, Aki.
[05:36] ---
    Wh-What is it, Minami?
[05:39] ---
    I wonder what this Avatar
    is trying to tell me, huh?
[05:43] ---
    Y-Yeah, I wonder...
[05:48] ---
    Dammit!
[05:49] ---
    Now that it's come to this, I'll mention
    a characteristic other than "totally flat."
[05:54] ---
    Oh, that's right!
[05:55] ---
    You and Nurikabe both
    have the trait of being hard.
[05:59] ---
    Whose what is hard, you said?!
[06:02] ---
    It's hard!
[06:03] ---
    The truth really is cruel.
[06:06] ---
    Get away from my honey, you pig jerk!
[06:10] ---
    M-Miharu...
[06:12] ---
    You're a pig jerk! Receiving a hug
    from my honey is a very serious crime!
[06:15] ---
    --Go to hell!
[06:15] ---
    --Ahhhhh! Ow, ow, ow, ow...
[06:18] ---
    Pipe it down, you bastards!
[06:25] ---
    You guys are...!
[06:30] ---
    Who are you again?
[06:31] ---
    Are you mocking us?!
[06:33] ---
    We're Tsunemura and
    Natsukawa from Year 3 Class A!
[06:35] ---
    Oh, the Toko-Natsu Duo.
[06:37] ---
    Toko-Natsu upperclassmen?
    I feel like I've heard that somewhere.
[06:40] ---
    Don't put our names together on your own!
[06:42] ---
    During the school festival, this
    Toko-Natsu Duo blah, blah, blah...
[06:48] ---
    We can hear your racket all the way from
    the Year 3 classroom and we can't study!
[06:53] ---
    That's an outrageous false accusation.
[06:55] ---
    What?!
[06:55] ---
    We're on the third floor.
    On top of that, this is Class F.
[06:58] ---
    Year 3 Class A is in a different
    building and on a different floor.
[07:01] ---
    Indeed, it's hard to think that
    our voices would reach there.
[07:04] ---
    You were just probably wandering
    about since you got bored of studying
[07:07] ---
    when you heard Akihisa's stupid, silly voice.
[07:10] ---
    Then you just started wanting
    to take it out on us, right?
[07:12] ---
    Didn't you just casually
    lay the blame on me?
[07:14] ---
    Shut up! The fact still remains
    that you guys are an annoyance!
[07:19] ---
    You guys all got suspended for
    causing a peeking racket not long ago!
[07:23] ---
    What're you gonna do if that causes
    our academy's reputation to go down
[07:25] ---
    and affects our college entrance exams?!
[07:27] ---
    So he says, Yuuji. Why don't you apologize?
[07:29] ---
    Now, Akihisa, hurry up and apologize.
[07:32] ---
    We're talking about the two of you!
[07:34] ---
    No way.
[07:35] ---
    Stop messing around!
[07:36] ---
    We're gonna put some backbone
    into that foolish nature of yours!
[07:39] ---
    Math, huh? Just what we want!
[07:42] ---
    Summon!
[07:46] ---
    "Math"
[07:47] ---
    Go to hell!
[07:51] ---
    "Idiot"
[07:53] ---
    What?!
[07:54] ---
    I'll be the first one to punish
    the pig jerk! Please don't interfere!
[07:59] ---
    If you're going to attack Yoshii,
[08:01] ---
    I don't care if you're our upperclassmen!
[08:03] ---
    I'll take up the fight!
[08:04] ---
    Shimizu?! And, why Kubo?!
[08:06] ---
    They look the same.
[08:08] ---
    Lost gods... Monsters who
    are lost on the humans' path
[08:11] ---
    and try to get you to become one of them...
[08:13] ---
    Perfect description.
[08:26] ---
    Dammit!
[08:27] ---
    Let's finish this now, shall we?
[08:31] ---
    Stop right there!
[08:37] ---
    --Principal?!
[08:37] ---
    --Old hag?!
[08:41] ---
    I want you to use your remaining scores
    in the event that we're gonna start now.
[08:45] ---
    Event?
[08:46] ---
    Shouldn't you work to turn
    our Avatars back to normal first?
[08:49] ---
    As it stands, the entire school
    will become a haunted house.
[08:52] ---
    Oh? You've got a good intuition for an idiot.
[08:56] ---
    Huh?
[08:56] ---
    We're holding an inter-grade
    courage contest using Avatars!
[09:00] ---
    Inter-Grade Courage contest?!
[09:02] ---
    You guys just screwed up
    the system tune-up again, right?
[09:05] ---
    Oh, this is good.
[09:06] ---
    Maybe I'll have you guys manage the event.
[09:08] ---
    Ack!
[09:09] ---
    Well, Year 2 and Year 3, which
    should play the ghosts and goblins?
[09:14] ---
    Of course, we, the Year 3
    students, will do the scaring.
[09:17] ---
    We have to teach them a lesson, so...
[09:19] ---
    Then, the Year 3 students
    will be ghosts and goblins
[09:22] ---
    and the Year 2 students will be
    those to brave the haunted house.
[09:26] ---
    Rules for the Inter-Grade Courage Contest.
[09:29] ---
    Wooooo, badump, badump, badump...
[09:31] ---
    Challengers will group up in
    pairs and brave the haunted house.
[09:35] ---
    When the challengers make
    noises louder than a set sound volume
[09:39] ---
    in the haunted house, they'll
    become disqualified on the spot.
[09:43] ---
    "Challenger"
[09:44] ---
    Challengers will fight Avatar battles
    with goblins at the four checkpoints.
[09:50] ---
    If they win, they'll clear the checkpoint
    and proceed to the next checkpoint.
[09:56] ---
    If they clear all four
    checkpoints, the challengers win.
[10:00] ---
    On the contrary, if all the
    challengers get defeated, the goblins win.
[10:06] ---
    Humph! Just competing isn't fun.
[10:09] ---
    Let's decide on the penalty
    game for when you guys lose.
[10:12] ---
    Hold on a sec! Don't add rules
    on your own for an academy event!
[10:17] ---
    What? But... that's the least...
[10:19] ---
    Don't be so disappointed, upperclassmen!
[10:21] ---
    Hm?
[10:21] ---
    As long as you're at
    one of the checkpoints,
[10:23] ---
    you'll eventually be able to
    fight us individually... Right?
[10:28] ---
    Interesting!
[10:29] ---
    We'll beat you up with
    everything we've got!
[10:34] ---
    What...? Me?
[10:42] ---
    Idiot Test!
[10:48] ---
    So, we enter the haunted house
    in pairs. This is a rare occasion,
[10:52] ---
    so I'm thinking of having guys
    and girls pair up as much as possible.
[10:56] ---
    But if the girl screams,
    the guy will be disqualified, too.
[10:59] ---
    That shouldn't be a problem. In this
    kind of event, this is more exciting.
[11:03] ---
    So, decide on pairs on your own.
[11:07] ---
    So... what's this really about?
[11:09] ---
    Since Shouko threatened me, I thought
    I'd involve everyone to spread the pain.
[11:15] ---
    If you don't pair up with me...
    we'll get married immediately.
[11:22] ---
    What's the matter Mizuki?
[11:24] ---
    Well... uhm...
[11:26] ---
    Himeji?
[11:27] ---
    I've always hated ghosts and stuff...
[11:30] ---
    So I might scream before anyone
    and cause you guys problems.
[11:39] ---
    Himeji, if you're so scared,
    you don't have to push too hard.
[11:42] ---
    Th-That's right. Y-You don't have to push.
[11:46] ---
    Everyone has...
    something they don't like... so...
[11:50] ---
    We'll try hard so that you don't
    have to go into the haunted house, okay?
[11:58] ---
    Okay.
[11:59] ---
    How dare you, Akihisa Yoshii!
[12:01] ---
    I'll make sure to banish you to hell!
[12:04] ---
    Shimizu...
[12:05] ---
    Whoa!
[12:06] ---
    Wh-What?
[12:07] ---
    Would you like to... join hands with me?
[12:12] ---
    Let me hear what you have to say.
[12:15] ---
    And thus, the Inter-Grade
    Courage Contest began.
[12:24] ---
    This is quite elaborate.
[12:26] ---
    Th-These are just fake, right?
[12:30] ---
    I bet they'll try to scare
    us with some pretty lame...
[12:34] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[12:37] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[12:42] ---
    Disqualified.
[12:44] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[12:46] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[12:48] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[12:50] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[12:54] ---
    The Year 3 students are quite serious.
[12:56] ---
    They might be tougher than I thought.
[12:59] ---
    Dammit...
[13:00] ---
    Why do I have to pair up with a guy?
[13:02] ---
    It's your own fault that you
    aren't popular among girls.
[13:04] ---
    What'd you say?
[13:06] ---
    You, too, asked out over 20 girls
    and got rejected by all of them.
[13:09] ---
    That's not true. It's not that they
    rejected me. It was all just bad timing.
[13:13] ---
    I had bad timing too, that's all. It's never
    the case that I'm unpopular among girls.
[13:16] ---
    It's not that I'm not popular, either!
[13:18] ---
    Me, neither!
[13:18] ---
    Me, neither!
[13:19] ---
    No, me, neither! Me, neither! Me, neither!
[13:23] ---
    Disqualified.
[13:24] ---
    This is good, Natsukawa.
    You'll walk all over them like this.
[13:28] ---
    I see...
[13:30] ---
    Well, I'm gonna go give
    them even more to be scared of.
[13:42] ---
    Ah...
[13:43] ---
    M-Mikami!
[13:46] ---
    Are you okay?
[13:49] ---
    Thank... you.
[13:51] ---
    --Tsk!
[13:53] ---
    --Tsk...! Tsk...! Tsk...!
[13:55] ---
    Hey, didn't something strange
    appear on the screen just now?
[13:59] ---
    What? Something strange?
[14:07] ---
    Tsk!
[14:10] ---
    It's okay. I'll protect you.
[14:14] ---
    Tsk!
[14:20] ---
    To think that they'd use
    an obvious trick like this...
[14:24] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[14:27] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[14:30] ---
    H-How dare he...! That damn bastard!
[14:32] ---
    Dirty! Their way of doing things is
    dirty, and so is that face on the screen!
[14:37] ---
    That's scarier than ghosts!
[14:39] ---
    I may not be able to sleep tonight.
[14:41] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[14:43] ---
    Someone, help!
[14:44] ---
    "Disqualified"
[14:45] ---
    "Disqualified"
[14:45] ---
    "Disqualified"
[14:49] ---
    The first strike units...
    have been annihilated.
[14:51] ---
    Dammit... Everyone!
[14:52] ---
    What're we gonna do?! There's no
    way to defeat such a frightening enemy.
[14:57] ---
    Leave it to me.
[14:59] ---
    Muttsulini!
[15:01] ---
    I'll come with you, Muttsulini.
[15:05] ---
    I'm gonna teach that
    baldie what true terror is.
[15:16] ---
    More victims are here.
[15:20] ---
    Here I come.
[15:22] ---
    Yahoo!
[15:34] ---
    "Yeah!"
[15:40] ---
    How dare you show
    me something like that!
[15:43] ---
    There, there, upperclassman. Smile!
[15:47] ---
    We'll upload these pictures to the net.
[15:51] ---
    Hell no! Just you wait and see!
[15:56] ---
    Bye-bye!
[15:58] ---
    "Checkpoint 2"
[16:01] ---
    You're finally here, huh?
[16:05] ---
    Let's get started already!
[16:07] ---
    Summon!
[16:08] ---
    "Health and Physical Education"
[16:12] ---
    Muttsulini, their Avatars look strong.
[16:16] ---
    They do, but...
[16:19] ---
    Summon!
[16:24] ---
    Summon!
[16:30] ---
    "Smack!"
[16:30] ---
    "Smack!"
[16:32] ---
    They're no match for us.
[16:35] ---
    "Health and Physical Education"
[16:36] ---
    "Challengers Aiko & Muttsulini Passed"
[16:37] ---
    Whoa!
[16:40] ---
    All right!
[16:41] ---
    They're both amazing!
[16:43] ---
    What just happened, Yuuji?
[16:45] ---
    I didn't get a clear look,
[16:47] ---
    but the faceless one
    became naked in a heartbeat,
[16:51] ---
    beat up her opponents,
    and put her clothes back on.
[16:53] ---
    Why did she have to
    take off her clothes?
[16:55] ---
    Within that moment, Muttsulini
    bled, stopped the bleeding and
[16:58] ---
    completed the blood transfusion.
[17:00] ---
    That's our Muttsulini!
[17:01] ---
    At this rate, can't those
    two clear all the checkpoints?
[17:04] ---
    Well, the Year 3 guys will
    probably step up their game as well.
[17:08] ---
    The next checkpoint is
    coming up soon, isn't it?
[17:11] ---
    Yeah.
[17:12] ---
    Hm?
[17:13] ---
    What's the matter?
[17:17] ---
    Welcome.
[17:20] ---
    I'm Aoi Kogure, a tea ceremony
    club member from Year 3 Class A.
[17:28] ---
    Are you okay, Muttsulini?
[17:31] ---
    This is nothing.
[17:33] ---
    How cute... But I'm
    wearing another uniform, too.
[17:39] ---
    Another uniform?!
[17:41] ---
    To tell you the truth...
[17:44] ---
    ...I also belong to...
[17:48] ---
    ...the rhythmic gymnastics club, too.
[17:55] ---
    Muttsulini!
[17:58] ---
    The... bleeding...
    The bleeding isn't stopping!
[18:01] ---
    We're coming to save you, Tsuchiya!
[18:04] ---
    Rhythmic gymnastics! Rhythmic
    gymnastics! Rhythmic gymnastics!
[18:08] ---
    This is terrible, Yuuji! We'd better
    take a camera and hurry there too!
[18:13] ---
    Sorry, Akihisa... I'm not
    quite sure what happened.
[18:17] ---
    That's too much excitement for Yuuji.
[18:19] ---
    --But I got the gist of the situation.
[18:20] ---
    --What a feast to the eyes!
[18:22] ---
    I've got a plan, too!
[18:26] ---
    Oh man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff.
[18:31] ---
    Oh?
[18:32] ---
    A pair of girls?
[18:35] ---
    It's true that using her feminine
    charms won't work on those two.
[18:38] ---
    Yeah, on top of that, the
    older sister is a Class A student.
[18:42] ---
    I don't like the rough stuff.
[18:45] ---
    Well then... I'll leave the rest to you.
[18:48] ---
    Got it. Summon!
[18:50] ---
    "Chemistry"
[18:55] ---
    Setting aside how it looks...
    that score wouldn't be...
[18:58] ---
    Summon!
[18:59] ---
    Summon!
[19:05] ---
    Why are you a cat-girl
    and I'm just a plain old cat?!
[19:08] ---
    You're always playing coy, so...
[19:11] ---
    What... did you say?
[19:14] ---
    I found an opening!
[19:21] ---
    Sis!
[19:22] ---
    I'm not so weak that you
    need to worry about me.
[19:29] ---
    Besides...
[19:31] ---
    "Meow, meow, meow"
[19:32] ---
    "Chemistry"
[19:33] ---
    I hate bugs!
[19:39] ---
    A piece of cake. Let's go.
[19:41] ---
    Got it.
[19:42] ---
    Wait... Hideyoshi Kinoshita...
[19:48] ---
    I wonder what he wants.
[19:50] ---
    Hideyoshi Kinoshita,
    I was waiting for you to come.
[19:53] ---
    I don't know what's going on,
    but ask him to make it quick, Hideyoshi.
[19:57] ---
    I'll just get straight to the point.
[19:59] ---
    What on earth is this about?
[20:01] ---
    Hideyoshi Kinoshita...
[20:04] ---
    I...
[20:09] ---
    I'm, well...
[20:11] ---
    I'm in love with you!
[20:22] ---
    That day...
[20:26] ---
    ...for the first time in my life...
[20:28] ---
    ...I heard Hideyoshi scream.
[20:35] ---
    Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!
[20:51] ---
    I'm not making progress.
    Someone's interfering... No, no!
[20:57] ---
    The issue is, I don't have
    enough common multiples
[21:02] ---
    Okay, I basically get it.
    What is the truth... Baby?
[21:07] ---
    If you see this, draw a
    diagram and explain it, Baby!
[21:13] ---
    No word or number can describe you
[21:18] ---
    My heart is being shocked by
    the magnetic force between S and N
[21:26] ---
    (S! S! Super! Sticking together,
    Number! I say No.1 boy!)
[21:31] ---
    Congratulations! From here on
    out you're My, ma-my "treasure"
[21:36] ---
    You're special to me,
    no matter what happens
[21:40] ---
    I'll hold you ever so
    tight and never let you go
[21:42] ---
    I want to be in love, in a
    dream you can forget about limits
[21:47] ---
    It's special, right? After all,
    we came to know each other
[21:51] ---
    Forgive me for being like this
[21:53] ---
    Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!
[22:02] ---
    Everyone's song!
[22:04] ---
    "Sun and Sunflower."
[22:07] ---
    Whenever I notice, my
    eyes are always following you.
[22:13] ---
    --I will bloom into a big flower.
[22:14] ---
    --Come to think of it, I'm
    always seeking your smile.
[22:16] ---
    --I don't know the words
    to describe my feelings,
[22:20] ---
    but I still want to tell you.
[22:23] ---
    I love you, Kinoshita.
[22:25] ---
    I'm seriously...
[22:27] ---
    ...madly in love with you.
[22:30] ---
    I-I'm sorry...
[22:33] ---
    To think that I screamed
    shamefully like that...
[22:36] ---
    Don't worry about it, Hideyoshi.
[22:37] ---
    That's right, Hideyoshi.
[22:39] ---
    It's rather impossible not to
    scream under that circumstance.
[22:42] ---
    "Everyone's song"
[22:43] ---
    I never thought... that he'd start
    reading a poem he himself wrote!
[22:48] ---
    "Quite a creepy job!"
[22:50] ---
    I fell unconscious, too.
[22:52] ---
    Yep, yep.
[22:54] ---
    At any rate, we have to take action soon.
[23:01] ---
    Hey! Are you watching, you losers?!
[23:03] ---
    Ahhhhh!
[23:06] ---
    Those bastards...
[23:07] ---
    If you're feeling frustrated,
    why don't you hurry up and get here?
[23:10] ---
    Hey, Tsunemura, you say something, too!
[23:15] ---
    Kinoshita! I...
[23:25] ---
    Hey, Yoshii! Sakamoto!
    You're listening, right?!
[23:29] ---
    How long are you gonna
    make us wait?! Get here already!
[23:32] ---
    Come here so we can have lots of fun!
[23:38] ---
    Darn poet!
[23:40] ---
    Those bastards! Fine by me!
[23:48] ---
    Question 13.
[23:49] ---
    Calm yourself down to
    check your answers so far,
[23:52] ---
    and indicate how satisfied
    you are with your answers.
[23:54] ---
    I wrote my name correctly for sure!
[23:56] ---
    It's harder to make a
    mistake than write it correctly.
[23:58] ---
    Next episode!
    "BAKA and TEST – Summon The Beasts!"
[24:00] ---
    This will be on the test.
[24:02] ---
    "Please join us again next week!
    Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

13 - BAKA and TEST - Summon The Beasts!

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[00:13] ---
    "Review"
[00:16] ---
    Akihisa and the gang found themselves
[00:19] ---
    suddenly
    participating in an inter-grade courage contest.
[00:21] ---
    Due to the adept strategy
    of the Year 3 students,
[00:23] ---
    led by the Toko-Natsu Duo, the gang
    found themselves in a bitter struggle.
[00:28] ---
    Spin, spin, spin, spin, wham!
[00:30] ---
    Ahhh, please stop, my lord! Boom!
[00:37] ---
    What're we gonna do Yuuji?
[00:38] ---
    Many of our forces have already
    been brought down by Year 3.
[00:40] ---
    Don't worry. We've got a secret weapon.
[00:44] ---
    Se...
[00:45] ---
    ...cr...
[00:45] ---
    ...et...
[00:46] ---
    ...weapon?
[00:51] ---
    Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
    which one is wonderful?
[01:11] ---
    My future starts spinning colorfully
[01:17] ---
    How much should I tell him?
    Should I pretend I didn't see?
[01:21] ---
    I see, this vast world
    grows based on my mood
[01:27] ---
    I love you today, I really love you
[01:33] ---
    I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
    than the number of the stars in the sky
[01:38] ---
    I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
    but I had a dream of walking with you
[01:44] ---
    I'm sorry... It's just,
    I didn't know it was love
[01:49] ---
    The answer is, you and mystery
    plus me equals infinite jump!!
SIGN    "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:18] ---
    So...
[02:20] ---
    So... he meant us, huh?
[02:22] ---
    Wh-What? This isn't scary at al--
[02:28] ---
    A-Are you okay, Minami?
[02:30] ---
    I-It's not like that. It's just that I'm
    not used to seeing Japanese goblins.
[02:33] ---
    If they were German goblins, then...
[02:37] ---
    Ahhhhhhhh!
[02:42] ---
    I-I can't breathe... M-Minami...
[02:44] ---
    Ahh, I really can't take it anymore.
[02:47] ---
    Let's go back, Aki.
[02:50] ---
    Wh-What is this? She isn't her usual self.
[02:54] ---
    Why is my heart going pitter-patter?
[02:58] ---
    This is quite a physical trick.
[03:00] ---
    I will eliminate the pig
    jerk who seduces my honey.
[03:04] ---
    Run, Minami!
[03:05] ---
    What? Ah...
[03:06] ---
    I'm not gonna let you get away, Honey.
[03:09] ---
    I'm going to part you and the
    pig jerk no matter what it takes.
[03:14] ---
    Shimizu... Right now, you look
    more goblin-like than an actual goblin.
[03:25] ---
    I'm sure they came this way.
[03:27] ---
    I guess we have no choice.
    Let's go check someplace else, Shimizu.
[03:30] ---
    Honey...!
[03:36] ---
    Looks like we're safe now.
[03:37] ---
    A-Are you sure they're really gone?
[03:40] ---
    It's about time you get used
    to Japanese ghosts and goblins.
[03:43] ---
    Fine. I'll go live in Germany then.
[03:46] ---
    But it'll be lonely.
[03:48] ---
    Not at all. I have friends in Germany, too.
[03:52] ---
    Well, that's not what I meant.
[03:55] ---
    What?
[03:56] ---
    It's us who'll be lonely if you're gone.
[03:59] ---
    What?
[04:01] ---
    Ah... Wh-What? You're just
    trying to get on my good side.
[04:04] ---
    It's true. Since we're always together,
[04:06] ---
    I can't imagine us suddenly being separated.
[04:09] ---
    "Always together"?
[04:11] ---
    What's the matter, Minami?
[04:13] ---
    Then... what if I say
    I'll always be by your side?
[04:17] ---
    What? Where I sit in the
    classroom is drafty so it's always cold.
[04:21] ---
    That's not it! What I wanna ask you is...
[04:23] ---
    What you wanna ask me is...?
[04:25] ---
    I mean... I... I... I... I...!
[04:31] ---
    Whoa!
[04:32] ---
    Minami? What on earth--
[04:34] ---
    Ah...
[04:35] ---
    I'm back.
[04:37] ---
    Welcome back, Akihisa. Where's Minami?
[04:40] ---
    I put her in bed in the nurse's office.
    Looked like she tried too hard.
[04:44] ---
    Well done, Akihisa. Our plan was a success.
[04:47] ---
    Huh?
[04:47] ---
    "Checkpoint"
[05:00] ---
    Bring my honey to me.
[05:05] ---
    Ahhhh!
[05:07] ---
    Monster...
[05:09] ---
    Could the "secret weapon" you said be...
[05:12] ---
    You got that right.
[05:14] ---
    Huh? I do understand why
    Shimizu is looking for Minami,
[05:17] ---
    but why on earth is Kubo...
[05:20] ---
    Ah! Could it be that Kubo likes Shimizu?!
[05:23] ---
    Akihisa... you're so cruel.
[05:25] ---
    --Huh?
[05:26] ---
    --Kubo is gonna cry.
[05:27] ---
    --What?
[05:27] ---
    --You're too harsh.
[05:28] ---
    Whaaaat?!
[05:30] ---
    You sure did keep us waiting!
[05:35] ---
    We let our guard down this morning,
[05:37] ---
    but we'll now thoroughly show you
    the real power of the Year 3 stude--
[05:39] ---
    Excuse me, but did
    Yoshii and Shimada come here?
[05:45] ---
    You bastard! Let me finish what I'm saying!
[05:47] ---
    How dare you mock us!
[05:49] ---
    We'll teach you how to behave
    towards your upperclassmen!
[05:51] ---
    Summon!
[05:52] ---
    I guess we have no choice... Summon!
[05:54] ---
    Summon!
[05:59] ---
    What?!
[06:00] ---
    They've got over 400 points?!
[06:02] ---
    I can't believe it!
[06:03] ---
    That's science students for you!
[06:13] ---
    Dammit! Stop running around
    so restlessly! Enough already!
[06:21] ---
    You're next.
[06:23] ---
    Take this!
[06:26] ---
    "The Toko-Natsu Duo win"
[06:28] ---
    To think that Kubo lost the battle...
[06:31] ---
    It's about time... for us to go.
[06:34] ---
    That's right. You two haven't gone yet.
[06:37] ---
    It may not be a problem for Shouko,
    but my physics score is 150 at most.
[06:42] ---
    It'll be a very tough battle.
[06:44] ---
    If only we had one more pair left...
[06:47] ---
    There is one more pair left...
[06:50] ---
    ...right here...
[06:52] ---
    Huh? Me?!
[06:53] ---
    It's true that I'm not
    disqualified since I came back,
[06:57] ---
    but Minami is...
[06:59] ---
    Oh, that's right! Akihisa,
    we've got one more person...
[07:03] ---
    ...someone who's here
    and hasn't been disqualified.
[07:05] ---
    One more person?
[07:06] ---
    Uhm...
[07:08] ---
    Are you guys talking about me?
[07:10] ---
    But she has trouble with ghosts and goblins.
[07:13] ---
    We shouldn't push her to...
[07:14] ---
    I'll participate!
[07:16] ---
    What?
[07:17] ---
    Watching Minami,
    I thought I should try hard, too.
[07:22] ---
    I'll enter the haunted house with Akihisa!
[07:28] ---
    P-Please walk slowly, okay?
[07:30] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[07:31] ---
    I'm not scared. I'm not scared
    at all since I'm with Akihisa.
[07:35] ---
    I'm not scared at all.
    Not even a bit! Not a chance!
[07:38] ---
    Well... Himeji...
[07:41] ---
    Y-Yes.
[07:42] ---
    Thanks for participating.
[07:47] ---
    Well, I'm the one who's
    always depending on you.
[07:51] ---
    No, not really. I'm even happy
    about you depending on me.
[07:57] ---
    You're cute and smart...
    On top of that, you're kindhearted.
[08:02] ---
    It's like I'm protecting a princess.
[08:05] ---
    Well, the problem is, the one who's
    with you is someone like me who is...
[08:10] ---
    Himeji?
[08:12] ---
    I'm not a princess.
[08:15] ---
    What?
[08:16] ---
    I'm clumsy and am a jealous person.
[08:18] ---
    I faint at critical times.
    I'm full of shortcomings.
[08:22] ---
    That's not true.
[08:23] ---
    It is true!
[08:25] ---
    You don't realize it at all.
[08:28] ---
    What?
[08:29] ---
    You don't notice my shortcomings...
[08:31] ---
    Isn't it because you
    avoid getting close to me?
[08:35] ---
    Avoid getting close to you...
[08:38] ---
    You hold back around me
    out of consideration for me.
[08:41] ---
    Your eyes see me,
[08:44] ---
    but do you actually see the real me?
[08:47] ---
    Akihisa, do you...
[09:02] ---
    Himeji...?
[09:10] ---
    Idiot Test!
[09:15] ---
    Himeji!
[09:18] ---
    Hm? I don't remember
    a wall being around here.
[09:21] ---
    Ow! Ow!
[09:23] ---
    Ow!
[09:26] ---
    Oh, good.
[09:28] ---
    Are you...
[09:30] ---
    ...ugly?
[09:31] ---
    Can it, and let go of my hand.
[09:33] ---
    Huh? Yuuji...!
[09:34] ---
    Hm? Where is Himeji?
[09:36] ---
    Huh?! Hey... where am I?
[09:40] ---
    Himeji has probably joined Shouko by now.
[09:43] ---
    What? Don't tell me...
[09:46] ---
    Yeah, it's the Toko-Natsu Duo's scheme.
[09:48] ---
    Both Shouko and
    I don't scream so easily, so...
[09:52] ---
    That's true.
[09:53] ---
    So they turned off the lights
    and separated us in the dark,
[09:56] ---
    and switched our partners.
[09:59] ---
    I see.
[10:00] ---
    Well, Shouko and Himeji are
    the strongest pair without doubt.
[10:04] ---
    So it works out okay.
[10:06] ---
    So... what're your true feelings?
[10:07] ---
    When I'm in the haunted house
    alone with Shouko, for some reason,
[10:10] ---
    the terror I felt when Shouko attacked
    me with a spike rod comes flowing back.
[10:13] ---
    Ah... I see Kirishima over that corner.
[10:17] ---
    Akihisa barrier!
[10:18] ---
    Now I know your true feelings really well.
[10:21] ---
    Mizuki, are you okay?
[10:22] ---
    Y-Yes... somehow...
[10:24] ---
    Hm? This voice is...
[10:29] ---
    Hi...
[10:32] ---
    Himeji!
[10:34] ---
    "Himeji...."
[10:36] ---
    I can't hear anything. I can't
    hear anyone whispering at all!
[10:40] ---
    --Stop it. It's having the opposite effect!
[10:41] ---
    --Himeji...
[10:42] ---
    --If we carelessly approach them and
    she screams, they'll be disqualified.
[10:45] ---
    Right. Let's keep a
    distance from them for now.
[10:49] ---
    Tiptoe, tiptoe, tiptoe...
[10:53] ---
    Hm?
[11:01] ---
    Mizuki... It's not scary. It's not scary.
[11:05] ---
    Hm?
[11:06] ---
    I'm gonna curse you!
[11:13] ---
    I-I'm okay. I'm not scared.
    I'm not scared!
[11:16] ---
    Mizuki... Good girl. Good girl.
[11:18] ---
    Himeji...
[11:19] ---
    Well, you might be worried, but she's
    probably trying her best in her own way.
[11:23] ---
    Her best in her own way?
[11:25] ---
    In order to become our close
    friend who can be of help to us.
[11:30] ---
    Yuuji, could what she said earlier...
[11:33] ---
    She often grumbled about
    always being helped by everyone.
[11:39] ---
    Himeji...
[11:46] ---
    It's okay. Mizuki, it's not scary.
[11:50] ---
    Y-Yes. I'm not scared.
    I'm not scared. I'll do my best.
[11:55] ---
    Hang in there... Hang in there, Himeji!
[11:58] ---
    "Last Checkpoint"
[12:00] ---
    Is this place...
[12:01] ---
    Ack! I thought you would've
    gotten disqualified by now.
[12:04] ---
    We've got a couple unexpected
    interlopers. And here we thought
[12:07] ---
    we'd get to trash those
    scumbags Yoshii and Sakamoto first.
[12:11] ---
    I bet they hightailed it out of here, right?
[12:13] ---
    Well, they are scumbags, after all.
[12:14] ---
    Yuuji and Yoshii aren't scumbags.
[12:16] ---
    Huh?
[12:17] ---
    They're not scumbags.
[12:22] ---
    "They're not scumbags," you say?
[12:24] ---
    They're always causing trouble.
    Their grades are bad.
[12:28] ---
    If they aren't scumbags,
    what should we call them then?
[12:31] ---
    How about this? Instead of
    scumbags, it's now society's trash.
[12:34] ---
    No. That's being really rude to trash.
[12:40] ---
    Seriously, trash should
    stay buried in a dumpsite!
[12:43] ---
    That's right. Stupid, trashy,
    hopeless scumbags like them should be--
[12:48] ---
    Why do you say such terrible things?!
[12:52] ---
    It's true that Akihisa and
    Sakamoto's grades may not be good.
[12:57] ---
    They may have caused much trouble.
[13:00] ---
    But why is that alone a reason
    for you to say such terrible things?
[13:03] ---
    You don't know them!
[13:05] ---
    You don't know how kind they are!
[13:08] ---
    Huh? Isn't it really just that you
    don't know how stupid they are?
[13:13] ---
    Why is it that you judge
    people based only on their grades?!
[13:17] ---
    There are many things that
    you can't measure with scores!
[13:21] ---
    Stop shouting! Who cares
    about dregs like them?!
[13:25] ---
    They are neither scumbags nor dregs!
[13:32] ---
    Seriously, just shut up!
    You're disqualified. Beat it already!
[13:36] ---
    You don't have to tell us. Let's go, Mizuki.
[13:44] ---
    So she said, Yuuji. Apparently we're kind.
[13:48] ---
    That's news to me.
[13:50] ---
    Though I'm not at your level,
    I thought I was a fine scumbag.
[13:55] ---
    Me, too. Though I'm not at your level,
    I sort of knew that I was hopeless.
[13:59] ---
    Seriously, what a waste for Himeji
    and Shouko to get disqualified like that.
[14:03] ---
    All her effort went down the drain.
[14:05] ---
    Yeah. This is just a game.
    She didn't have to take it so seriously.
[14:09] ---
    Well then, shall we go, Akihisa?
[14:11] ---
    Yeah, Yuuji.
[14:14] ---
    Now we're gonna get
    serious, you damn bastards!
[14:18] ---
    Just how long are they
    going to make us wait?
[14:20] ---
    Well, it is true that there's no way they'd
    show up if they saw our scores, though.
[14:24] ---
    Hey, upperclassmen!
[14:26] ---
    What took you so long?
[14:27] ---
    Let's get started already! Summon!
[14:29] ---
    Before that, let's decide
    on the penalty game.
[14:32] ---
    Penalty game?
[14:33] ---
    You guys had better not
    be trying to pull something!
[14:36] ---
    Don't be so alarmed. It was you guys
    who mentioned the penalty game first.
[14:40] ---
    Humph. What kind of penalty?
[14:42] ---
    How about, the losers will do
    whatever the winners tell them to.
[14:46] ---
    Ha! Fine by us.
[14:47] ---
    Let's start already!
[14:49] ---
    Summon!
[14:56] ---
    What kind of scores are those?
[14:57] ---
    They're no match for our scores.
[15:00] ---
    Just keep running your
    mouth. Let's go, Akihisa.
[15:02] ---
    Okay, Yuuji.
[15:04] ---
    Dash!
[15:05] ---
    What?! They ran away!
[15:07] ---
    We're gonna go after them, Natsukawa!
[15:08] ---
    Stop!
[15:12] ---
    Where did they go?
[15:13] ---
    Tsunemura! That way!
[15:16] ---
    Dammit! What a hassle!
[15:18] ---
    Don't tell me you're tired already!
[15:20] ---
    The hallway over that way!
[15:24] ---
    Where are they?!
[15:25] ---
    Hello there! I'm here, upperclassmen!
[15:27] ---
    How dare he make a fool of us!
[15:28] ---
    Oh? You guys are slower than I thought.
[15:30] ---
    Hey, that's rude.
[15:32] ---
    I never expected them to be this slow.
[15:34] ---
    There's no way that's all they've
    got, is there? Right, upperclassmen?
[15:39] ---
    Yoshii! Sakamoto! Come out!
[15:41] ---
    Why don't you use those proud
    brains of yours and find us already?
[15:44] ---
    I'm getting tired of hiding.
[15:46] ---
    You guys still can't find us yet?
[15:49] ---
    We can see right through...
[15:51] ---
    ...what you guys are pulling!
[15:54] ---
    They disappeared!
[15:55] ---
    Did we go out of the physics field?!
[16:00] ---
    Sorry, guys.
[16:02] ---
    This is a decoy.
[16:03] ---
    We're the ones seeing through it.
[16:05] ---
    When did they...
[16:06] ---
    Mr. Hasegawa!
    Please give us approval to summon!
[16:07] ---
    --What?!
[16:08] ---
    --I approve!
[16:11] ---
    I'm summoning my Avatar! Summon!
[16:13] ---
    We're in the math field now.
[16:16] ---
    You guys can't fight with your
    favorite subject, physics, any longer!
[16:19] ---
    What a dirty trick!
[16:20] ---
    There's no rule against
    switching the subject at checkpoints.
[16:25] ---
    Or, are you afraid of fighting
[16:26] ---
    with subjects other than
    physics, upperclassmen?
[16:29] ---
    You fools! We're good at science and math!
[16:32] ---
    There's no way we'll lose
    against you with math, is there?!
[16:35] ---
    Summon!
[16:39] ---
    What?!
[16:40] ---
    That's right!
[16:41] ---
    That glasses guy and the rolled pigtails
    bitch hurt our scores this morning!
[16:43] ---
    So you took that into account and...
[16:45] ---
    Dammit!
[16:48] ---
    Stop messing around!
[16:54] ---
    It's too late to struggle.
[16:57] ---
    What?!
[17:00] ---
    Idiots are interesting,
    don't you think, upperclassmen?
[17:02] ---
    When they become frantic about something,
[17:04] ---
    they exhibit an incredible
    ability to concentrate.
[17:07] ---
    There are those who're called
    karate maniacs or judo maniacs, but it's
[17:10] ---
    a compliment that means "people
    who focus their attention on something."
[17:14] ---
    How annoying! Shut the hell up!
[17:17] ---
    In other words...
[17:21] ---
    His head...!
[17:26] ---
    it means that this
    idiot's switch got turned on.
[17:30] ---
    Why...
[17:31] ---
    ...did we...
[17:32] ---
    ...lose against these idiots?
[17:34] ---
    We won. You remember
    the promise, don't you?
[17:38] ---
    Ha! What're you gonna make us do?
[17:40] ---
    It's obvious.
[17:46] ---
    Himeji...
[17:47] ---
    Yoshii...
[17:49] ---
    Kirishima...
[17:50] ---
    Mizuki is on the rooftop.
[17:52] ---
    What?
[17:53] ---
    Hurry up and go.
[17:55] ---
    Thanks, Kirishima!
[18:00] ---
    That's quite considerate of you.
[18:02] ---
    Not really.
[18:03] ---
    I like people who try hard even
    if they're scared, that's all.
[18:19] ---
    I really like people like that.
[18:22] ---
    I'm neither scared of anything
    nor do I have the will to try hard.
[18:29] ---
    If you say so...
[18:41] ---
    Akihisa...
[18:43] ---
    Everyone's saying we should
    go have some crêpes to celebrate.
[18:46] ---
    Just earlier... those upperclassmen
    came here and apologized to me.
[18:52] ---
    That's thanks to you, right, Akihisa?
[18:57] ---
    I'm sorry for always causing trouble.
[19:01] ---
    That's not true.
[19:04] ---
    It's true that you're not a princess.
[19:07] ---
    What?
[19:08] ---
    No princess would be strong enough
[19:11] ---
    to make a sharp retort
    towards upperclassmen.
[19:12] ---
    Ah... That's... uhm...
[19:15] ---
    Thank you. It made me really happy.
[19:17] ---
    Thanks to you, Yuuji and I were
    able to get serious and try hard.
[19:20] ---
    Th-Thank you very much for saying that.
[19:29] ---
    Shall we go now?
    I think they're waiting for us.
[19:31] ---
    U-Uhm, there's one thing I want to ask you.
[19:34] ---
    Something you want to ask?
[19:35] ---
    Yes...
[19:37] ---
    Uhm... When will you
    start calling me "Mizuki"?
[19:43] ---
    Whaaaat?!
[19:45] ---
    You call Minami by her first name,
[19:48] ---
    but you still haven't called
    me by my first name all this time.
[19:51] ---
    W-Well, there's a complicated
    reason that's hard to explain!
[19:55] ---
    What's that reason?
[19:56] ---
    Uhm... Well...
[19:59] ---
    We went to the same elementary school, right?
[20:01] ---
    Yes.
[20:02] ---
    So when I tried calling
    you by your first name,
[20:06] ---
    I said "Mizuki-chan" out of habit,
    and that was embarrassing, so...
[20:09] ---
    You're lying!
[20:10] ---
    You've never called me by my first
    name since we started high school!
[20:15] ---
    That's...
[20:17] ---
    Uhm, you won't laugh?
[20:19] ---
    I won't laugh!
[20:20] ---
    Never?
[20:21] ---
    Never!
[20:22] ---
    Hmm... To tell you the truth...
[20:24] ---
    Yes?
[20:25] ---
    Well, at home I was...
[20:27] ---
    Yes?
[20:28] ---
    Uhm... I was practicing
    calling you by your first name.
[20:32] ---
    Yes...
[20:33] ---
    Huh?
[20:34] ---
    Ahh! Nothing! Nothing!
    You didn't hear anything!
[20:43] ---
    Then, I'll tell you a secret.
[20:46] ---
    --Huh?
[20:47] ---
    --To tell you the truth...
[20:49] ---
    ...my first love is still going.
[21:00] ---
    Now, let's hurry up and go, Akihisa!
[21:06] ---
    W-Wait, Himeji! Wh-What did you just...
[21:10] ---
    Hey, Aki! Why'd you
    disappear without telling me?!
[21:13] ---
    Minami?!
[21:14] ---
    You promised me that you'd
    always be by my side, didn't you?!
[21:17] ---
    Whaaaaaaat?!
[21:19] ---
    What does that mean, Akihisa?!
[21:21] ---
    Akihisa, out of my way!
[21:23] ---
    Since we didn't reach the goal
    together, we'll get married immediately.
[21:28] ---
    No way!
[21:29] ---
    --Ah! Wait, Yuuji!
[21:30] ---
    --We'll reach the finish line together.
[21:31] ---
    --Hey, wait!
[21:32] ---
    --Please explain, Akihisa!
[21:34] ---
    --I'm saying, wait!
[21:37] ---
    Seriously, we're always like this, aren't we?
[21:39] ---
    Yep, yep.
[21:44] ---
    Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!
[22:00] ---
    I'm not making progress.
    Someone's interfering... No, no!
[22:05] ---
    The issue is, I don't have
    enough common multiples
[22:11] ---
    Okay, I basically get it.
    What is the truth... Baby?
[22:15] ---
    If you see this, draw a
    diagram and explain it, Baby!
[22:21] ---
    No word or number can describe you
[22:27] ---
    My heart is being shocked by
    the magnetic force between S and N
[22:35] ---
    (S! S! Super! Sticking together,
    Number! I say No.1 boy!)
[22:39] ---
    Congratulations! From here on
    out you're My, ma-my "treasure"
[22:45] ---
    You're special to me,
    no matter what happens
[22:48] ---
    I'll hold you ever so
    tight and never let you go
[22:50] ---
    I want to be in love, in a
    dream you can forget about limits
[22:56] ---
    It's special, right? After all,
    we came to know each other
[22:59] ---
    Forgive me for being like this
[23:02] ---
    Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!
[23:22] ---
    Don't run in the hallway!
[23:34] ---
    Geez... They really are... idiots.
[23:44] ---
    "Idiots"
[23:47] ---
    "See you again!
    Illustration: Mako Aboshi"

Season 3

1 - Day 1 - Me, Maids, and a New Start

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[00:30] ---
    Here at the Fumizuki Academy,
[00:32] ---
    a school festival called the
    "Refreshing Festival" will soon be held.
[00:39] ---
    "The school festival is around the corner!!"
[00:41] ---
    Since this school is using special systems,
[00:45] ---
    such as the Summoner Test War,
[00:48] ---
    there's a huge turnout for
    the school festival every year.
[00:52] ---
    In order to live up to
    people's expectations,
[00:54] ---
    the students rouse themselves
    and strive to prepare for it.
[01:03] ---
    Around that time, Year 2, Class F was...
[01:08] ---
    Come back... Come back to life, Muttsulini!
[01:12] ---
    ...trying resuscitation.
[01:17] ---
    If the red threads of fate are tangled
[01:19] ---
    I'll tie them into a bow
    even if I need to do it by force
[01:22] ---
    Don't untie that exciting
    future of ours! It's a promise, okay?
[01:33] ---
    I'm training my heart muscles
[01:35] ---
    I'll accomplish my love splendidly!
[01:38] ---
    (LOVE) The data from (CRY) a failed love
[01:43] ---
    (TRASH) can no longer be
    of any help, it's so obvious
[01:48] ---
    (SO) Whenever I'm with you
[01:54] ---
    It's like it's my first love... Am I cute?
[01:59] ---
    We talk like we understand,
    noisily, noisily, noisily!
[02:04] ---
    My friends are chatty
[02:06] ---
    But what everyone wants to
    know is their own score in love
[02:15] ---
    Oh? An average score is out of
    question? My Darling is a cut above
[02:18] ---
    In practice, it's a terrible unrequited love
[02:22] ---
    Let's start leveling up. High! High! High!
[02:26] ---
    If the red threads of fate are tangled
[02:28] ---
    I'll tie them into a bow
    even if I need to do it by force
[02:31] ---
    Thumping heart panic!
    A sudden development with you!
[02:34] ---
    Don't look that way! Come with me!
[02:36] ---
    I'm training my heart muscles
[02:39] ---
    Surprisingly, today again,
    I'm tough and blindly in love!
[02:42] ---
    BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts-
[02:45] ---
    "Day 1"
    "Me, Maids, and a New Start"
[02:46] ---
    A few days ago...
[02:49] ---
    ...the students started preparing
    for the Refreshing Festival.
[02:54] ---
    Around that time, Year 2, Class F was...
[02:59] ---
    Play ball!
[03:01] ---
    ...playing baseball.
[03:04] ---
    C'mon, Yoshii!
[03:07] ---
    I'll take you on, Sugawa!
[03:14] ---
    For the next pitch...
[03:18] ---
    Throw a curve ball...
[03:21] ---
    ...at the batter's head...!
[03:24] ---
    Hey! That's a foul play!
[03:28] ---
    Don't hold back! Throw with all your might!
[03:29] ---
    Of course I'll hold back!
[03:31] ---
    You brats! Why are you slacking off?!
[03:34] ---
    Oh shoot! It's Iron Man!
[03:36] ---
    Yoshii! You again?!
[03:38] ---
    Why do you always have something against me?!
[03:41] ---
    There's no question that the
    ringleader is Yuuji, the class rep, right?!
[03:47] ---
    Hm? Throw a forkball...
[03:49] ---
    ...at Iron Man's...
[03:53] ---
    ...crotch?!
[03:55] ---
    Hey, stop messing around!
    Besides, I'm the one who'll get scolded!
[03:59] ---
    All of you, just go back to your classroom!
[04:01] ---
    You're the only class that hasn't
    decided what to do for the school festival!
[04:05] ---
    Okay...
[04:08] ---
    So... we're gonna decide
    what to do for the school festival.
[04:11] ---
    Raise your hand if there's
    something you wanna do.
[04:15] ---
    Okay, Muttsulini.
[04:16] ---
    A photo studio.
[04:18] ---
    What kind of photos are
    you planning on displaying?
[04:20] ---
    It's a secret.
[04:21] ---
    A secret...?
[04:23] ---
    In the room, we'll display
    precious photos that offer a peek
[04:26] ---
    into a mysterious world.
[04:28] ---
    At least it's a suggestion.
    Write it down on the blackboard.
[04:31] ---
    Okay...
[04:33] ---
    Photo studio...
[04:36] ---
    A secret... A... A secret?
[04:42] ---
    Peek... I-In the room...
[04:45] ---
    Is there anything else?
[04:47] ---
    Ah... Himeji.
[04:49] ---
    Uhm... How about a wedding café?
[04:53] ---
    Similar to maid cafés,
    waitresses will wear a wedding dress.
[04:57] ---
    Oh, that might be cute. Sounds like
    it's something girls would really like.
[05:01] ---
    Guys might like it, too.
[05:03] ---
    Marriage is the graveyard of life.
[05:06] ---
    Akihisa, write it down.
[05:08] ---
    Wedding... Life...
[05:12] ---
    Anything else?
[05:13] ---
    How about a Chinese-style café?
[05:15] ---
    To do something different from
    other classes, we'll serve dim sum.
[05:18] ---
    They say that there's no other
    genre as deep as Chinese culture...
[05:21] ---
    ...although it's being overshadowed
    by European culture these days.
[05:24] ---
    Akihisa, write it down.
[05:26] ---
    Uhm... Chinese style... European...
[05:31] ---
    Hey, Akihisa. Aren't you writing
    only those words stuck in your hea--
[05:35] ---
    You brats! Have you decided
    what you're gonna do in the festival?
[05:38] ---
    There're three ideas so far.
[05:42] ---
    "Photo studio" "Secret peeking room" "Wedding café"
    "Graveyard of life" "Chinese-style café" "European"
[05:48] ---
    Maybe I should increase the
    amount of remedial classes.
[05:51] ---
    Ah! What the heck is this?!
[05:54] ---
    Geez, why don't you do
    things a little more seriously?
[05:57] ---
    Don't you wanna make a profit so
    you can improve your class equipment?!
[06:02] ---
    Do you mean us buying
    desks with the money we make?
[06:06] ---
    Whoa! I didn't think of that.
[06:08] ---
    Is that allowed, Teacher?!
[06:11] ---
    You may be really stupid,
[06:13] ---
    but I never expected your desks
    would go even below the cardboard boxes.
[06:17] ---
    Although it is a penalty,
    if it interferes with your studies,
[06:19] ---
    then we're getting our priorities wrong.
[06:21] ---
    I'll negotiate with the principal
    to give you permission to do so
[06:25] ---
    as part of the school events.
[06:27] ---
    Really?!
[06:28] ---
    So we won't have to study with a
    drawing board and a mat like this, huh?
[06:32] ---
    That will allow me to
    get the better of my father!
[06:35] ---
    Your father?
[06:36] ---
    Ah! Nothing... Never mind.
[06:40] ---
    I-In any case, that
    sounds interesting, doesn't it?
[06:42] ---
    Okay then, I'll take a vote!
[06:45] ---
    --Splendidly done.
    --Raise your hand for what you wanna do.
[06:47] ---
    "Fumizuki Academy Refreshing Festival"
[06:53] ---
    Okay, this should do it.
    I hope we'll have a bunch of customers.
[06:57] ---
    We can't afford to fail this time,
    so try very hard, okay, Aki?
[07:01] ---
    Hm? What do you mean by "this time"?
[07:04] ---
    Well, I was asked not to tell anyone, but...
[07:07] ---
    ...Mizuki may have to change schools.
[07:11] ---
    Himeji may have to...
[07:16] ---
    ...change schools?!
[07:18] ---
    Oh no... when we still have to
    make a lot of fun memories...!
[07:22] ---
    She's the only one who brings
    a breath of fresh air to Class F!
[07:24] ---
    What's gonna happen if she changes schools?!
[07:28] ---
    Everyone will lose their
    hope, the class will fall apart
[07:31] ---
    and we'll enter a hell
    where violence and looting rule.
[07:33] ---
    We'll all have mohawk haircuts,
    just like in Fist of the North Star,
[07:36] ---
    and spend every day fighting
    over the single heroine, Hideyoshi!
[07:49] ---
    Akihisa's having a system meltdown.
[07:51] ---
    He's bad at dealing with
    unexpected situations.
[07:53] ---
    Akihisa! Wake up!
[07:56] ---
    Hideyoshi...
[07:58] ---
    Will you still like me even
    if I have a mohawk haircut?
[08:02] ---
    What kind of thought process would lead
[08:04] ---
    from Mizuki's changing
    schools to this kind of reaction?
[08:07] ---
    Why is Himeji changing schools?!
[08:10] ---
    She said her parents are worried
    about her studying in Class F.
[08:15] ---
    We can't blame them.
[08:16] ---
    She's among guys with low marks
    and is in a very bad environment.
[08:21] ---
    It's just natural that they worry.
[08:24] ---
    If she changes schools, she can
    study in a normal environment.
[08:29] ---
    So that's why she said she
    could get the better of her father.
[08:34] ---
    I see. If we buy a full
    set of decent equipment,
[08:37] ---
    she might be able to
    persuade her father, huh?
[08:40] ---
    If that's the case, we
    can't fail, huh, Akihisa?
[08:43] ---
    Right.
[08:47] ---
    We're back!
[08:48] ---
    Himeji!
[08:49] ---
    Tsuchiya made a dish for the
    Chinese-style café. Could you guys try it?
[08:55] ---
    Sesame dumplings.
[08:56] ---
    Well then, I'll try.
[08:59] ---
    Whoa! This is good!
[09:01] ---
    Yeah! It's crispy outside and sticky inside.
[09:05] ---
    It's good that it's not too sweet.
[09:07] ---
    This makes me want to drink some tea.
[09:08] ---
    I'll go make some.
[09:10] ---
    Oh, I'll help you.
[09:15] ---
    So this is that good? Maybe I'll try, too.
[09:21] ---
    Yeah! It's hard outside and gluey inside.
[09:24] ---
    It's not too sweet or too spicy. It's very...
[09:28] ---
    What's wrong, Akihisa?!
[09:29] ---
    Muttsulini, did you really
    make those sesame dumplings?
[09:33] ---
    I'm certain of it.
[09:36] ---
    I made three...
    Why were there more than three?
[09:41] ---
    From the symptoms, there's no
    doubt that it was what Himeji made.
[09:45] ---
    That was close! It was
    Russian roulette with 50-50 odds!
[09:49] ---
    --Woosh... Grandpa, I'm coming now...
    --He really is a guy with bad luck.
[09:57] ---
    And then, on the day of
    the school festival...
[10:04] ---
    "Chinese-style café"
[10:21] ---
    Welcome to the Chinese-style café, European!
[10:24] ---
    Someone! Please, someone resuscitate him!
[10:26] ---
    We've already done this scene.
[10:28] ---
    Akihisa, we don't have enough people.
    Could you help in the kitchen?
[10:38] ---
    I guess it can't be helped.
    I'll do it myself.
[10:42] ---
    "Chinese-style café: European"
[10:43] ---
    Thank you very much!
[10:47] ---
    Welcome! We're currently asking our
    customers who their favorite waitress is.
[10:52] ---
    Please vote on your way out!
[10:55] ---
    It now looks like a café more or less.
[10:58] ---
    Yeah. We're getting many
    customers, too. Looks like it's a success.
[11:02] ---
    Hey, just how long are
    you gonna make us wait?!
[11:04] ---
    Hm?
[11:05] ---
    What's the problem with this café?
    Aren't you gonna take our orders?!
[11:09] ---
    Y-Yes, I'll be right there.
    Hold on a second, please.
[11:12] ---
    Huh?! We've been waiting all this time!
[11:15] ---
    We've got other places we gotta go too.
    Don't make us wait forever, you idiots!
[11:20] ---
    I-I'm sorry! Hold on a second, please!
[11:23] ---
    What's their problem, acting so big?
[11:25] ---
    Those Year 3 guys... Troublesome customers...
[11:28] ---
    Seriously, we're hungry!
[11:31] ---
    "Sesame Dumplings: 200 yen" "Sample"
[11:31] ---
    Oh?
[11:32] ---
    Hey, those look good.
[11:39] ---
    It's hard outside and gluey inside.
[11:42] ---
    It's not too sweet or too spicy. It's...
[11:46] ---
    Oh shoot! This is bad!
[11:51] ---
    300 joules! Charge!
[11:53] ---
    300! Roger!
[11:55] ---
    Three, two, one!
[12:04] ---
    Phew, that was close.
[12:05] ---
    You guys seem quite used to it.
[12:07] ---
    I'm always hovering
    between life and death, so...
[12:09] ---
    But what on earth happened?
[12:14] ---
    Th-This is...
[12:16] ---
    To think that there're
    people who'd eat sample food...
[12:21] ---
    Wh-What the hell's with the food here?!
[12:23] ---
    Are you trying to kill us?!
    I-It's no laughing matter, you bastards!
[12:28] ---
    This isn't good. We have to
    somehow smooth things over.
[12:32] ---
    Congratulations! You're the
    first one to hit the jackpot!
[12:36] ---
    Hit the jackpot?
[12:37] ---
    Do you have a gift or something?
[12:40] ---
    What? A gift? Let's see...
[12:45] ---
    Here! Say "ahh"!
[12:47] ---
    No way we can eat that!
[12:48] ---
    You bastard! You won't get away with this!
[12:51] ---
    We're gonna make it so that
    you'll have to close this café.
[12:53] ---
    What?! You ate them on your own!
[12:55] ---
    Shut up! Who's in charg--
[13:01] ---
    I'm the class rep, Yuuji Sakamoto.
[13:04] ---
    Is there something you're unsatisfied with?
[13:07] ---
    N-Natsukawa was just knocked off his feet.
[13:11] ---
    That was my special
    negotiation skill, "start with a punch."
[13:14] ---
    Stop messing around, you bastard!
[13:21] ---
    And, this is my special negotiation
    skill, "follow up with a kick."
[13:25] ---
    Ow, ow, ow... Hm? Tsunemura!
[13:31] ---
    Also, I can finish up with
    my special negotiation skill,
[13:33] ---
    "strangle them with a
    pro-wrestling technique."
[13:35] ---
    N-No thanks. That was enough.
[13:38] ---
    I see. Then...
[13:42] ---
    ...this concludes the negotiation.
[13:45] ---
    That's a pretty good lock, isn't it?
[13:47] ---
    That's the Karl Gotch style, huh?
SIGN    "Order" "Food Name -- Amount" "Sesame dumpling -- 2 pieces"
SIGN    "Punch and kick -- 1 each"
     "German suplex Karl Gotch style
     -- Complete set"
[13:57] ---
    Thank you very much.
[14:01] ---
    It's somehow gotten slow.
[14:03] ---
    This is strange. It's lunch time right now.
[14:06] ---
    If it stays like this, it won't be good.
[14:09] ---
    Welcome! Ah...
[14:13] ---
    Hello, Stupid Big Brother!
[14:16] ---
    Haduki! You came!
[14:18] ---
    Yes! This is the long-awaited
    school festival! I'll help you!
[14:22] ---
    Thank you, Haduki.
[14:24] ---
    You don't have to worry, since
    this is my future husband's café!
[14:29] ---
    Also, I've already
    given you my first kiss, so...
[14:35] ---
    Huh? Why am I on the floor?
[14:38] ---
    Tsuchiya! Give me some forks.
    Five should be enough.
[14:41] ---
    I need some, too, so ten forks, please.
[14:48] ---
    We're now starting the inquisition.
[14:51] ---
    At any rate, immediate death penalty.
[14:55] ---
    Ow! Ow! Hey! Hear me out, guys!
[14:57] ---
    I know you took the trouble to
    come, but our café is so deserted
[15:02] ---
    that it even looks like it's run-down.
[15:04] ---
    So it's not like we need help.
[15:07] ---
    I see... I wanted to wear
    a Chinese dress, too.
[15:20] ---
    One hundred meat buns, rush order, please.
[15:22] ---
    Get them yourself.
[15:24] ---
    This may be because of that rumor.
[15:27] ---
    Rumor?
[15:28] ---
    Yes.
[15:29] ---
    "First School Festival
    Haduki's Story Episode 1"
[15:30] ---
    On my way here, I got
    lost, so I asked people,
[15:33] ---
    "Where is stupidest Big Brother's café?"
[15:36] ---
    Then everyone told me this place right away.
[15:40] ---
    You're already like a landmark.
[15:42] ---
    Are you talking about me?!
[15:43] ---
    But they also told me that this
    place was filthy so I'd better not go.
[15:48] ---
    What?!
[15:49] ---
    Oh no...
[15:50] ---
    We all cleaned this place together
    and even decorated it neatly!
[15:54] ---
    Those customers who came
    earlier didn't seem unsatisfied.
[15:57] ---
    I'm sure they were happy with our café.
[15:59] ---
    Except for two.
[16:01] ---
    Ah...
[16:02] ---
    Probably that Toko-Natsu Duo
    is spreading a bad rumor about us.
[16:06] ---
    Toko-Natsu?
[16:07] ---
    Their names are Tsunemura and Natsukawa.
[16:09] ---
    So if we put the first Chinese
    characters in their names together,
[16:11] ---
    it's read Toko-Natsu.
[16:12] ---
    I see.
[16:13] ---
    Now that it's come to this, we have no choice
[16:15] ---
    but to find them and negotiate one more time.
[16:17] ---
    Haduki, where'd you hear that rumor?
[16:20] ---
    At a café where there are
    a lot of pretty big sisters!
[16:22] ---
    Okay! I'll search high and low!
[16:25] ---
    It seems like the goal has changed...
[16:28] ---
    "Maid café"
[16:34] ---
    So this is the café Haduki was talking
    about, huh? Nothing seems unusual.
[16:39] ---
    It's too soon to judge.
[16:46] ---
    Welcome home, Master.
[16:48] ---
    Wow, you look pretty, Kirishima.
[16:51] ---
    Thanks, Yoshii.
[16:54] ---
    Welcome home. I won't let
    you leave tonight, my darling.
[16:57] ---
    Can I leave now?
[16:59] ---
    Here is the menu.
[17:00] ---
    Let's see... I'll have...
[17:07] ---
    ...water, please.
[17:08] ---
    Certainly, sir.
[17:09] ---
    What about you, Master?
[17:11] ---
    Shouko, what's with this menu?
[17:13] ---
    Today's Special. Honeymoon with a maid.
[17:17] ---
    Lovey-dovey date with a maid.
[17:19] ---
    A sweet kiss with a maid.
[17:22] ---
    Supplies are limited, so please order soon.
[17:24] ---
    Fat chance!
[17:25] ---
    Whoa! This place is neat and nice!
[17:28] ---
    The Chinese-style café by Year 2,
    Class F that we went to earlier was terrible.
[17:33] ---
    What a difference!
[17:34] ---
    Their café is filthy and has a weird smell.
[17:37] ---
    Their waitresses are ugly. On top of that,
[17:39] ---
    they named a Chinese-style café, "European."
[17:41] ---
    Are they stupid or what?
[17:45] ---
    Those bastards!
    They're telling nothing but lies!
[17:47] ---
    One of those is true, though.
[17:48] ---
    I won't let them get away with this!
[17:50] ---
    Hold on. If we attack them here, our
    bad reputation will spread even more.
[17:54] ---
    Use your head.
[17:55] ---
    Then what're we gonna do?
[17:56] ---
    Well...
[17:58] ---
    Shouko, let us borrow your maid costume.
[18:00] ---
    Okay.
[18:04] ---
    Wait! Wait! What're you doing?!
[18:09] ---
    You said you wanted me, so...
[18:11] ---
    Not you, a maid costume!
[18:13] ---
    And, I meant let us borrow
    it if you have an extra one!
[18:16] ---
    I'll go bring one.
[18:18] ---
    Don't make it so obvious
    that you're disappointed!
[18:20] ---
    Yuuji, what're we gonna
    do with the maid costume?
[18:23] ---
    Obviously, we're gonna
    ask Hideyoshi for help.
[18:26] ---
    I see, that's a good idea.
[18:29] ---
    "Changing clothes"
[18:30] ---
    How's this? Does this look womanly?
[18:34] ---
    Whoa... Well done, Hideyoshi.
    That looks pretty good.
[18:37] ---
    I'm very good at this kind of makeup.
[18:40] ---
    E-Even a bra?!
[18:42] ---
    If you aren't prepared perfectly,
    you can't get into the role.
[18:44] ---
    Normally, even underwear is...
[18:45] ---
    Th-That's...
[18:46] ---
    "Maid café"
[18:49] ---
    Seriously, I don't understand
[18:51] ---
    why a person would go to
    that filthy Chinese-style café!
[18:53] ---
    After all, it's Class
    F. It can't be any good.
[19:02] ---
    Hm?
[19:03] ---
    What do you want, lady?
[19:04] ---
    Wow, you're quite a cutie.
[19:09] ---
    Hm? What's the matter? Did you fall in...
[19:11] ---
    Go to hell!
[19:15] ---
    Shoot! It wasn't far enough.
[19:17] ---
    Y-You are a guy from Class F...!
[19:19] ---
    Crap!
[19:20] ---
    Eek! This guy is peeking up my skirt!
[19:25] ---
    What?! H-Hold on a...
[19:30] ---
    To think that you act so
    shamelessly in public... You slimeball!
[19:33] ---
    What're you saying?! We're the victims!
[19:36] ---
    Shut up! You rubbed the
    waitress's breasts, didn't you?!
[19:39] ---
    Ahh! This guy is a perv!
[19:40] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...
[19:42] ---
    Hm? What the hell is this?
[19:44] ---
    What? I can't get it off!
[19:46] ---
    See? He's rubbing them.
[19:48] ---
    That's totally different!
[19:53] ---
    Tsk! Things are looking bad for us.
    We're getting out of here, Natsukawa!
[19:56] ---
    Hold it!
[19:57] ---
    "Haunted House" "Entrance"
[20:00] ---
    Hmm... They're made well,
    but fakes are fakes, after all.
[20:05] ---
    I wonder if there's something scarier.
[20:10] ---
    Those bastards! They
    won't get away with this!
[20:13] ---
    Now that it's come to this, we'll do
    whatever it takes to make them pay!
[20:16] ---
    What're we gonna do?!
[20:17] ---
    I have an idea. Let's go!
[20:21] ---
    Wh-What was that?
[20:23] ---
    I must've had a dream since
    I was really hoping for scary stuff.
[20:27] ---
    But if I hope for pretty
    stuff instead, I bet...
[20:36] ---
    H-How pretty...
[20:39] ---
    Oh no!
[20:40] ---
    I've got my sweet honey, Yoshii, in my heart!
[20:44] ---
    But her unearthly beauty is...
[20:47] ---
    No! It means that I'm denying
    my feelings towards Yoshii...
[20:51] ---
    Shoot! I didn't ask her name and class!
[20:54] ---
    But I've got Yoshii...
[20:57] ---
    If I go after her now...
[20:58] ---
    But I've got Yoshii...
[21:00] ---
    Ahhh! What should I do?!
[21:04] ---
    Please do whatever you want.
[21:06] ---
    "Chinese-style café: European"
[21:09] ---
    Welcome!
[21:15] ---
    We're getting more customers, aren't we?
[21:17] ---
    Aki and Sakamoto might've pulled it off.
[21:19] ---
    I'll help you out a lot!
[21:22] ---
    You bastards!
[21:28] ---
    Tsk! We let them get away.
[21:30] ---
    What're we gonna do, Yuuji?
[21:31] ---
    If they spread bad rumors
    again somewhere else...
[21:34] ---
    Hm?
[21:36] ---
    What's the matter, Muttsulini?
[21:38] ---
    We've got a problem.
    Our waitress got kidnapped.
[21:41] ---
    What?!
[21:45] ---
    Hello?
[21:46] ---
    Hey. You really went and did it earlier!
[21:49] ---
    We're having your cute
    waitress play with us right now.
[21:54] ---
    Your sales must be coming down
    by now without your poster girl, huh?
[21:59] ---
    Give Himeji and Minami back!
[22:01] ---
    Oh-oh, you should try not to upset me.
[22:04] ---
    Don't worry. We'll have plenty
    of fun with that waitress of yours.
[22:11] ---
    Those bastards...! I won't forgive them!
[22:14] ---
    Muttsulini, can you figure out
    where the Toko-Natsu Duo is hiding?
[22:18] ---
    It'll take a while.
[22:19] ---
    Okay, do it.
[22:20] ---
    "Boys Changing Room"
[22:26] ---
    Are those images from the
    surveillance cameras within the school?
[22:29] ---
    But many of them seem to be
    positioned at too low an angle for that...
[22:32] ---
    These are my surveillance cameras.
[22:37] ---
    I've set up video monitoring
    in 32 places within the school.
[22:41] ---
    It doesn't look like the
    Toko-Natsu Duo is in any of those places.
[22:43] ---
    I've set up audio monitoring in 57 places.
[22:46] ---
    Switch to audio monitoring.
[23:08] ---
    Right? They were pissed.
[23:11] ---
    Serves them right.
[23:14] ---
    Bingo!
[23:15] ---
    Where is it coming from?
[23:18] ---
    PE storeroom.
[23:19] ---
    Okay!
[23:26] ---
    Whoa!
[23:28] ---
    Ahh!
[23:30] ---
    What the...!
[23:33] ---
    Whoa!
[23:42] ---
    Oof!
[23:49] ---
    Whoa!
[23:50] ---
    What?!
[23:50] ---
    Sorry!
[23:55] ---
    Whoa!
[24:13] ---
    Just wait, Himeji! Minami!
[24:20] ---
    What?!
[24:23] ---
    How did you figure out where we were?!
[24:33] ---
    Himeji! Minami!
[24:37] ---
    What's the matter, Akihisa?
[24:39] ---
    Those two are working at the café.
[24:41] ---
    Hideyoshi... Why are you here?
[24:44] ---
    They forced me to come here
    and made me play a game with them.
[24:48] ---
    So you were having plenty of fun.
[24:50] ---
    Bummed...
[24:53] ---
    Thus, the first day of the
    Refreshing Festival ended.
[24:58] ---
    "European Sales List"
    "Amount" "Total"
[24:59] ---
    How were the sales, Shimada?
[25:01] ---
    This is amazing!
[25:02] ---
    Even after subtracting the cost,
    we have enough to buy system desks!
[25:06] ---
    Really?!
[25:07] ---
    Hm?
[25:09] ---
    What're these huge sales?
[25:11] ---
    Hm? Let's see...
[25:13] ---
    Splendid photo collection
    set A by Muttsulini Trading...
[25:18] ---
    ...500 copies, all sold out.
[25:20] ---
    Refreshing Festival limited edition.
[25:22] ---
    Well, anyway, it means today was a success.
[25:25] ---
    Stupid Big Brother, this is
    amazing! I'm happy for you!
[25:28] ---
    Thanks, Haduki. This is thanks to your help.
[25:33] ---
    The sales are thanks to our waitresses
    with great customer-drawing power.
[25:37] ---
    "Results"
[25:38] ---
    I'm done with the voting results.
[25:41] ---
    Today's most popular waitress is...
[25:49] ---
    "Aki"
    "I didn't know we had such a cutie"
[25:55] ---
    I'm not even saying that
    I want to be No. 1, but...
[25:58] ---
    This frustration... How
    should I deal with it?
[26:03] ---
    I'm happy for you, Akihisa.
    You got first place for a change.
[26:07] ---
    I'm not happy about it!
[26:10] ---
    All right! Listen, everyone.
    This is important!
[26:13] ---
    Hm?
[26:14] ---
    I went to negotiate with the
    principal on your equipment.
[26:17] ---
    As a special case, she says you can
    buy equipment with the café's profit.
[26:24] ---
    However... under one condition!
[26:28] ---
    On the second day of the Refreshing Festival,
[26:29] ---
    a Summoner Test Tournament will be held.
[26:31] ---
    If the champion team belongs to your class,
[26:34] ---
    she'll allow your replacement purchase.
[26:36] ---
    Summoner Test Tournament?
[26:38] ---
    It's a random tournament by
    selected teams throughout the academy.
[26:42] ---
    They're all formidable enemies.
[26:44] ---
    Oh no...
[26:49] ---
    What do you wanna do, Akihisa?
[26:52] ---
    Of course! We'll do it!
[26:54] ---
    Those who'd like to participate,
    come up with teams and register!
[26:58] ---
    That is all!
[27:15] ---
    The day after a holiday should be a holiday!
[27:24] ---
    The day before a holiday
    should also be a holiday!
[27:33] ---
    I don't want it to end!
    I want it to keep going!
[27:37] ---
    I don't want to leave my room!
[27:42] ---
    I don't want to believe
    it! I can't believe it!
[27:46] ---
    I hate Monday
[27:54] ---
    If I don't get up, it'll be over
[27:58] ---
    I can't resist this sleepiness
[28:03] ---
    I can stay like this a bit longer
[28:07] ---
    I'm happy in my dreams!
[28:11] ---
    When I got up, the "iitomo"
    show had just ended, "Oh no..."
[28:16] ---
    The dream turns into a horrific reality
[28:20] ---
    At this point, even if I struggle,
    I can't get that time back
[28:25] ---
    So I'm going to dive into
    the world of dreams once again
[28:31] ---
    Thus, the dreams of Year 2,
    Class F carried on to the second day.
[28:37] ---
    And, here's also a man
    who chases after his dream.
[28:42] ---
    Ahh... I wonder who that was...
[28:50] ---
    I've got a good bargain photo today.
[28:54] ---
    Th-This is...!
[28:59] ---
    H-How much?
[29:00] ---
    Oh? What're you two doing?
[29:02] ---
    Yoshii! No...
[29:05] ---
    Y-You've got it all wrong!
[29:11] ---
    Huh?
[29:12] ---
    

2 - Day 2 - Idiots, Fireworks and the Summoner Tournament

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[00:15] ---
    Akihisa Yoshii was studying.
[00:18] ---
    I must win tomorrow's Summoner
    Test Tournament no matter what.
[00:22] ---
    For Himeji's sake, too,
    I absolutely cannot lose!
[00:25] ---
    Okay! I'll start with Japanese History,
    a subject I'm relatively good at!
[00:29] ---
    You're studying hard... Aki...
[00:33] ---
    Sis...
[00:34] ---
    I made you a late-evening snack.
[00:36] ---
    I wanted to make something
    homemade, but I didn't have much time.
[00:40] ---
    So please settle with this instant ramen.
[00:42] ---
    Th-This is...
[00:43] ---
    "Good Luck"
[00:44] ---
    I wrote it with mayo.
[00:46] ---
    I put my heart into it so
    that you can study hard.
[00:50] ---
    I-Is that right?
[00:52] ---
    Well, I should accept any challenge.
[00:53] ---
    Thanks for the food!
[00:56] ---
    This bright red soup, reminiscent
    of Szechuan-style super-spicy ramen,
[00:59] ---
    looks spicy but it actually isn't.
    It's also mysteriously sour
[01:02] ---
    and has a flavor that could be
    from either a vegetable or fruit.
[01:04] ---
    The déjà vu taste
    produced by those flavors is...
[01:07] ---
    Hey! What's this?
[01:08] ---
    I first wrote it with
    ketchup, but it got dissolved.
[01:12] ---
    Instant food is good as-is, so why...
[01:14] ---
    I made some rice balls, too.
[01:16] ---
    Oh, these might taste normal.
[01:19] ---
    Yep! It's wrapped with a piece
    of nori that smells of the ocean.
[01:23] ---
    It's strongly flavored with unrefined
    salt, which stimulates my appetite.
[01:25] ---
    The rice is cooked
    slightly sweet and fluffily soft
[01:28] ---
    and this crunchy texture is...
[01:30] ---
    Sis... this texture is different
    from the rice balls I'm used to.
[01:35] ---
    Aki, I know what you're trying to say.
[01:39] ---
    They have a food called
    "paella" in Spain, right?
[01:42] ---
    That's my favorite food.
[01:43] ---
    To make tasty paella, they cook the
    rice al dente, which keeps the rice firm.
[01:49] ---
    I put my heart into cooking
    the rice so that you'll enjoy it.
[01:53] ---
    And voilà! Maybe my wish came true.
[01:57] ---
    The rice was cooked al dente!
[02:01] ---
    Rice balls don't have to be al dente!
[02:03] ---
    Before that, just how did you manage
    to cook rice like this in a rice cooker?!
[02:07] ---
    The world is still full of mysteries.
[02:15] ---
    Kongaragatta akai ito wa
[02:18] ---
    Isso gouin datte choucho musubi kyu
[02:21] ---
    Mune ni hazumu kimi tono
    mirai hodoicha dame! Yakusoku ne
[02:31] ---
    Haato kintore
[02:34] ---
    Rippa ni jouju shite misemasu
[02:36] ---
    LOVE dame na koi no CRY deeta wa mou
[02:41] ---
    TRASH yaku ni tatanai no atarimae
[02:46] ---
    SO kimi no mae ja itsudemo
[02:52] ---
    Hatsukoi reberu dana... Kawaii?
[02:57] ---
    Wakatta you na koto itte wai wai wai
[03:02] ---
    Oshaberi na tomodachi
[03:04] ---
    Dakedo minna shiritaino
    wa jibun no koi no hensachi
[03:13] ---
    Arere heikinten ja rongai? Uwate na daarin
[03:17] ---
    Jissai wa tonda kataomoi
[03:20] ---
    Reberu agete ikou High! High! High!
[03:24] ---
    Kongaragatta akai ito wa
[03:26] ---
    Isso gouin datte choucho musubi kyu
[03:29] ---
    Mure renda panikku kimi to kyuu tenkai
[03:32] ---
    Acchi muicha dame! Tsuite kite
[03:35] ---
    Haato kintore
[03:37] ---
    Angai tafu ni kyou mo moumoku
[03:40] ---
    BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts-
[03:43] ---
    "Day 2"
    "Idiots, Fireworks and the Summoner Tournament"
[03:44] ---
    The second day of the Refreshing Festival...
[03:47] ---
    These are the sales from yesterday.
[03:49] ---
    Whoa!
[03:51] ---
    With this much money, we can buy
    some incredible equipment, can't we?
[03:54] ---
    But there's one condition we need
    to meet to replace the equipment.
[03:57] ---
    We have to win the Summoner Test Tournament.
[04:00] ---
    It's a random tournament
    that's fought by two-person teams.
[04:04] ---
    Himeji and Shimada are
    forming our main force team.
[04:06] ---
    Akihisa and I will also
    participate as a backup team.
[04:08] ---
    We don't have to participate?
[04:10] ---
    I'd like to give you and
    Muttsulini separate missions.
[04:14] ---
    Got it. Just leave it to us!
[04:16] ---
    If we try hard and fight well, we
    can promote the merit of Class F, too.
[04:21] ---
    We definitely have to win in order also
    to prevent Himeji from changing schools.
[04:25] ---
    So, Akihisa, you did study hard, right?
[04:29] ---
    Unless you get good scores in the
    replenish test before the tournament,
[04:32] ---
    you can't compete.
[04:34] ---
    Don't worry! I studied with a
    particular focus on Japanese History!
[04:38] ---
    I see. Well done, Akihisa.
[04:41] ---
    Hm?
[04:44] ---
    What's this?
[04:45] ---
    Japanese History isn't in the list
    of subjects for today's tournament.
[04:48] ---
    Seriously?! No one told me that!
[04:51] ---
    Well then, we're now starting
    the Summoner Test Tournament!
[04:55] ---
    "Summoner Test Tournament"
[04:58] ---
    The main event of the Fumizuki
    Academy Refreshing Festival
[05:02] ---
    has now started.
[05:04] ---
    What do you think, Ms. Takahashi?
[05:07] ---
    I'd like to see our students try their best.
[05:10] ---
    In the blue corner, from Year 2,
    Class F, Yuuji Sakamoto and Akihisa Yoshii!
[05:16] ---
    We'll brace ourselves and fight!
[05:18] ---
    Yeah...
[05:19] ---
    Geez... Don't be so down
    just because you miscalculated.
[05:22] ---
    In the red corner...
[05:24] ---
    Look. We're fighting Class E people first.
[05:27] ---
    So long as we stay focused, we can win.
[05:29] ---
    Yeah. We fought them once in an ST War.
[05:33] ---
    ...from Year 2, Class B,
    Ritsuko Iwashita and Mayumi Kikuiri!
[05:37] ---
    What?! It got changed?!
[05:39] ---
    We're fighting Class B from the start?!
[05:42] ---
    Hey, what's going on?!
[05:44] ---
    I thought our opponent
    was going to be Class E.
[05:46] ---
    Well, it's out of my control.
[05:48] ---
    What's the matter?!
[05:49] ---
    There seems to be mechanical problems.
[05:51] ---
    There're more battles to
    come. Get on it right away!
[05:54] ---
    I guess it can't be helped. Mayumi!
[05:57] ---
    Yeah. Let's do it, Ritsuko!
[05:59] ---
    This is unexpected.
[06:01] ---
    What're we gonna do, Yuuji?
[06:04] ---
    Of course, we have no choice but to fight!
[06:06] ---
    What do you think of this
    battle, Ms. Takahashi?
[06:09] ---
    Class F vs. Class B may
    not be much of a fight.
[06:13] ---
    Since this is the first round, there're
    probably many un-balanced battles.
[06:16] ---
    The fighting subject is...
[06:18] ---
    Math! Start!
[06:28] ---
    Summon!
[06:32] ---
    Summon!
[06:39] ---
    Not bad... Just as you'd
    expect from Class B. But...!
[06:47] ---
    Summon!
[06:49] ---
    That's amazing, Yuuji!
    How come you have such a high score?
[06:52] ---
    I've been continuously studying
    to beat Class A this time for sure.
[06:57] ---
    To beat Class A...?
[06:59] ---
    Yuuji, you'd go that far...
[07:01] ---
    Shouko asked me...
[07:03] ---
    Asked you what?
[07:07] ---
    --Yuuji...
    --...where I want to have the wedding.
[07:13] ---
    I have to beat Class A...
    in order to protect my life!
[07:19] ---
    Yuuji, you'd go that far...
[07:22] ---
    You're in the same boat
    as me! Don't act unsightly!
[07:27] ---
    I know. I've studied, too. Summon!
[07:31] ---
    You're hopeless.
[07:32] ---
    What can I do?!
[07:34] ---
    Looks like they're no match for us.
[07:37] ---
    Let's take care of them quickly
    and get ready for the next battle.
[07:40] ---
    Ritsuko!
[07:41] ---
    Mayumi!
[07:44] ---
    Here we come!
[07:45] ---
    I see. At least you seem well-coordinated.
[07:48] ---
    For girls pretending to be friends,
    you're doing well in your own way.
[07:53] ---
    Well then, we'll show you some real teamwork!
[07:56] ---
    Right, Akihisa.
[07:58] ---
    Yuuji!
[07:59] ---
    I'll leave the rest to you!
[08:02] ---
    What good is leaving it
    to each other going to do?!
[08:05] ---
    That's my line, you idiot!
[08:10] ---
    Humph. Looks like our teamwork is about even.
[08:13] ---
    Huh?!
[08:14] ---
    Okay, Akihisa. We'll use that strategy!
[08:17] ---
    Strategy?
[08:18] ---
    Yeah. While Akihisa attracts
    one of the enemies' attention,
[08:21] ---
    Yeah...?
[08:22] ---
    you defeat the other enemy.
[08:25] ---
    Both of them are me!
[08:27] ---
    I guess it can't be helped.
    We'll fight together.
[08:30] ---
    Err, it can't be helped?
[08:31] ---
    I'll be in charge of attacking.
    You'll be the shield.
[08:35] ---
    "Flesh Shield"
[08:36] ---
    I'm the only one who'll get beaten!
    It hurts when I get hit, you know!
[08:40] ---
    Now that it's come to this,
    no blatant trick is necessary!
[08:42] ---
    Each of us will defeat one!
    We'll fight head to head!
[08:44] ---
    "Fight Head to Head"
[08:45] ---
    What about the strategy?
[08:48] ---
    Hiya!
[08:49] ---
    Shoot!
[08:51] ---
    Take this!
[08:53] ---
    My attack isn't hitting him?!
[08:54] ---
    Since Akihisa is a probationary student,
[08:57] ---
    he's used to using his Avatar for chores,
[08:59] ---
    so he's good at making his Avatar move fast.
[09:02] ---
    It's my turn now!
[09:06] ---
    All right! How's Yuuji doing?!
[09:08] ---
    Take this, this, this, this...!
[09:11] ---
    Why?!
[09:20] ---
    Now!
[09:24] ---
    "Video does not depict actual match."
[09:34] ---
    Huh...? Isn't it kinda
    like... we're bad guys?
[09:40] ---
    This isn't really a pleasant sight, is it?
[09:42] ---
    As an educator, I want the
    Sakamoto-Yoshii team to lose at any cost.
[09:48] ---
    What?! That's not nice!
[09:53] ---
    The winner is the
    Sakamoto-Yoshii team in the blue corner!
[09:58] ---
    How frustrating!
[09:59] ---
    It's embarrassing to
    lose against guys like them!
[10:02] ---
    That's mean! How disgusting! Stupid!
[10:05] ---
    Man, how harsh people are...
[10:07] ---
    We did it...
[10:12] ---
    Thus, battle after battle
    was fought in the first round,
[10:15] ---
    and those teams that lost disappeared.
[10:19] ---
    In the blue corner, from Year 2, Class F,
    Yuuji Sakamoto and Akihisa Yoshii!
[10:25] ---
    In the red corner, from
    Year 2, Class B, Kyouji Nemoto
[10:28] ---
    and Year 2, Class C, Yuuka Koyama!
[10:31] ---
    Class B again, Yuuji.
[10:33] ---
    So those guys, this time...
[10:35] ---
    Yoshii and Sakamoto?!
[10:37] ---
    Y-You're our opponent?
[10:39] ---
    What's the matter, Kyouji?
    It's the idiot duo from Class F.
[10:42] ---
    This fight is practically in the bag, right?
[10:45] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[10:46] ---
    The fighting subject is...
[10:48] ---
    English! Start!
[10:50] ---
    Summon!
[10:55] ---
    Yuuji...
[10:56] ---
    What is it, Akihisa?
[10:59] ---
    I thought you said you'd been
    studying in order to beat Class A!
[11:02] ---
    It's impossible to cover
    all the subjects all at once!
[11:04] ---
    We both have this kind of
    score! What're we gonna do?!
[11:06] ---
    Don't worry. Since our opponent
    is them, there's something we can do.
[11:14] ---
    Muttsulini, give me that thing.
[11:17] ---
    Th-That's...
[11:19] ---
    Kyouji Nemoto's Personal Photo Collection.
[11:21] ---
    "Please take a look at the new me!"
[11:24] ---
    Kouta Tsuchiya took and
    compiled the photos of Kyouji Nemoto
[11:27] ---
    who had to dress as a woman
    because he lost in a Summoner Test War.
[11:31] ---
    This is a work that was
    never to be made public.
[11:33] ---
    We'll use this as a negotiation material.
[11:36] ---
    I see. He did a terrible thing to
    Himeji then. We won't hesitate to use it.
[11:42] ---
    Nemoto! If you don't want us
    to pass out this photo collection...
[11:45] ---
    Wait, Akihisa.
[11:46] ---
    What? Why? Don't tell me you'll forgive him!
[11:50] ---
    You're too soft.
[11:52] ---
    Nemoto! Look at this!
[11:54] ---
    Th-That's...!
[11:56] ---
    O-Okay, Sakamoto! We'll surrender!
[11:59] ---
    You're the winner of this battle,
    so don't show those photos!
[12:03] ---
    Class C rep! Do you want this?!
[12:06] ---
    Okay, we lose.
[12:09] ---
    The winner is the
    Sakamoto-Yoshii team in the blue corner!
[12:15] ---
    Please, Yuuka! Let me explain!
[12:18] ---
    Kyouji...
[12:20] ---
    Let's break up.
[12:21] ---
    Yuuka!
[12:24] ---
    --Bummed... --Bummed...
[12:25] ---
    Thus, one battle after
    another has completed smoothly.
[12:30] ---
    Good job, Aki!
[12:32] ---
    I'm happy for you, Akihisa.
[12:34] ---
    That's amazing, Big Brother!
[12:36] ---
    Thanks, Haduki. How did you guys do, Himeji?
[12:39] ---
    We won, too.
[12:41] ---
    Piece of cake!
[12:42] ---
    Good! I hope both our teams
    can advance to the final like this.
[12:45] ---
    This is strange.
[12:47] ---
    What's the matter, Sakamoto?
[12:49] ---
    Our opponents were a little...
[12:50] ---
    Didn't we just have bad luck
    since it's decided randomly?
[12:53] ---
    Even so, it's baffling.
[12:55] ---
    Hideyoshi, Muttsulini,
    prepare for the strategy.
[12:59] ---
    Roger.
[13:00] ---
    Got it.
[13:01] ---
    Strategy?
[13:02] ---
    If I'm right, we can't defeat our
    next opponent if we fight head to head.
[13:07] ---
    Huh?
[13:08] ---
    In the red corner, from Year 2, Class A,
    Shouko Kirishima and Yuuko Kinoshita!
[13:13] ---
    I knew it. So they're putting these
    two from Class A up against us, huh?
[13:17] ---
    Just as we expected.
[13:19] ---
    I'm counting on you, Hideyoshi.
[13:21] ---
    Way to go! Hideyoshi
    trading places with Kinoshita...
[13:26] ---
    That's a strategy that works only for twins!
[13:27] ---
    Did you really think it would be that easy?
[13:28] ---
    What? Hideyoshi...?
[13:30] ---
    Hideyoshi? You mean that idiot?
[13:34] ---
    Sorry, I made a blunder.
[13:36] ---
    What?!
[13:37] ---
    I know how you think, Yuuji.
[13:41] ---
    Now that it's come to this, I have
    no choice but to use our trump card.
[13:44] ---
    Trump card? You have a plan?!
[13:47] ---
    Sure. Yuuji, say exactly what I tell you to.
[13:51] ---
    Okay. I'll leave things to you this time.
[13:55] ---
    Shouko, listen to me.
[13:57] ---
    Shouko, listen to me!
[14:00] ---
    I want to win the tournament no matter what.
[14:03] ---
    I want to win the tournament no matter what!
[14:05] ---
    --If I win the tournament...
    --If I win the tournament...
[14:07] ---
    --I'll propose to you!
    --If I win the tournament...
[14:08] ---
    --I'll propose...
[14:09] ---
    --I love you, Shouko.
    --I'll propose--
[14:10] ---
    Wait! Hey! Why would I say that, you idiot?!
[14:13] ---
    Rah!
[14:19] ---
    If I win the tournament, I'll propose to you!
[14:22] ---
    I love you, Shouko!
[14:29] ---
    I lose.
[14:31] ---
    Rep!
[14:33] ---
    Even if I'm fighting by myself, I won't lose!
[14:35] ---
    The fighting subject is...
[14:36] ---
    Health and Physical Education! Start!
[14:38] ---
    Summon!
[14:40] ---
    I've got another plan! Here I come!
    I'll show my strongest summon!
[14:51] ---
    Summon!
[14:55] ---
    See that?! Killer technique!
    Summoning a substitute!
[14:58] ---
    Go ahead and beat that if you can!
[15:02] ---
    Teacher, that's a foul play.
[15:05] ---
    Oh shoot!
[15:09] ---
    I love you... Shouko!
[15:15] ---
    We'll withdraw.
[15:17] ---
    Rep?!
[15:18] ---
    Since the team in the red corner withdrew,
[15:19] ---
    the winner is the
    Sakamoto-Yoshii team in the blue corner!
[15:28] ---
    "Chinese-style café: European"
[15:29] ---
    You son of a bitch!
    What the hell kind of stunt was that?!
[15:31] ---
    It was your fault that she saw
    through your strategy, wasn't it?!
[15:34] ---
    Give me a break! To think
    that you put my life in danger...!
[15:37] ---
    I'm surprised that you guys won like that.
[15:40] ---
    That's okay. We all advanced
    to the semi finals, so...
[15:44] ---
    Yeah. Both teams came
    this far. Winning the tournament
[15:47] ---
    is no longer a dream, is it?
[15:49] ---
    This is amazing!
[15:50] ---
    I'll try hard to give you my
    support so that you'll win, Big Brother!
[15:55] ---
    Thanks, Haduki. I'll do my best!
[15:57] ---
    We're now starting the semi finals.
[15:59] ---
    In the red corner, from Year 2, Class F,
    Mizuki Himeji and Minami Shimada!
[16:03] ---
    Oh no...
[16:04] ---
    Well, that's fine. Our goal is to
    produce a champion from Class F.
[16:09] ---
    We don't have to push too hard to win here.
[16:11] ---
    Yeah. We'll lose quickly so that Himeji
    and Minami can conserve their power.
[16:16] ---
    Stupid Big Brother! Go for it!
[16:19] ---
    Haduki...
[16:20] ---
    I'm cheering for you! So please don't lose!
[16:24] ---
    Sorry, Haduki. Grown-ups have to
    deal with things kids don't understand...
[16:28] ---
    If you win, I'll give you a
    grown-ups' kiss as a reward!
[16:31] ---
    What?!
[16:32] ---
    Huh?
[16:33] ---
    Not just a kiss, but I'll
    take a bath with you!
[16:36] ---
    What?!
[16:37] ---
    Take a bath together...!
[16:40] ---
    You'll be tired, so I'll wash off your back!
[16:44] ---
    Grrrr...
[16:48] ---
    After all, we should fight seriously, right?
[16:51] ---
    W-Wait! Our goal is...
[16:53] ---
    --Drop dead!
    - -Drop dead!
[16:59] ---
    It's rude if you go easy
    on us purposely, right?
[17:02] ---
    Oh no... If we fight seriously,
    I'll be in pain from the feedback!
[17:05] ---
    --Kill him!
    - -Kill him!
[17:11] ---
    What is this...?
[17:12] ---
    We're all from Class F and yet,
[17:14] ---
    why do I really feel like
    I'm playing an away game?
[17:16] ---
    Give it up, Akihisa.
    We'll quickly lose and leave.
[17:20] ---
    I won't forgive you if you lose on purpose.
[17:22] ---
    Shouko?!
[17:23] ---
    You said that you'd propose
    to me if you win the tournament.
[17:26] ---
    If you lose on purpose,
    we'll get married immediately.
[17:28] ---
    Same difference!
[17:30] ---
    Wh-What're we gonna do?
[17:33] ---
    Now that it's come to this, we'll
    win and won't let them complain!
[17:35] ---
    But how can we defeat Himeji and Minami?
[17:38] ---
    The fighting subject is...
[17:39] ---
    Classic Japanese! Start!
[17:41] ---
    "Video does not depict actual match."
[17:41] ---
    Summon!
[17:53] ---
    An Avatar with only
    6 points is virtually non-existent.
[17:56] ---
    Of course! Let's go, Akihisa!
[17:59] ---
    Okay!
[18:00] ---
    Summon!
[18:02] ---
    Akihisa...!
[18:03] ---
    I'm honestly feeling bad.
[18:09] ---
    You don't give up, do you?!
    Stop fighting and get beaten!
[18:11] ---
    We'll send you to the
    afterlife with a single blow.
[18:14] ---
    Eek! If I'm beaten with that
    score, I'll really die from the pain!
[18:19] ---
    Akihisa! Block Himeji's weapon!
    I'll do something about her!
[18:23] ---
    Okay! I'll try!
[18:33] ---
    Ahh!
[18:34] ---
    Eek! What're you doing?!
[18:37] ---
    Let go!
[18:39] ---
    Yuuji! Now! Be careful to avoid me!
[18:41] ---
    Take this!
[18:45] ---
    Huh?
[18:50] ---
    The winner is the Sakamoto-Yoshii
    team in the blue corner!
[18:53] ---
    It didn't make any difference
    who I got beaten by, did it?
[18:58] ---
    Huh?
[18:59] ---
    --Bring death to the traitor!
    --H-Hey! Wait!
[19:04] ---
    Why am I the only one...
[19:05] ---
    Don't worry. I won't let
    your useless death go in vain.
[19:09] ---
    How is a useless death not in vain?!
[19:11] ---
    Huh?
[19:13] ---
    I obtained some information.
[19:14] ---
    Information?
[19:15] ---
    It was as you thought, Yuuji.
[19:17] ---
    I see... I knew it.
[19:20] ---
    Akihisa, we'll fight seriously in the final.
[19:22] ---
    Yep.
[19:23] ---
    "Final"
[19:24] ---
    The final battle will finally be held
    as all the academy students watch.
[19:29] ---
    Believe it or not, those
    who advanced to the final
[19:32] ---
    are the duo from Class F,
    the lowest marked class.
[19:35] ---
    We may now have to
    revise our perception of Class F.
[19:39] ---
    Their opponent is the duo
    from Year 3, Class A.
[19:43] ---
    Year 3, Class A?!
[19:44] ---
    In the red corner, from Year 3, Class A,
[19:47] ---
    Shunpei Natsukawa and Yuusaku Tsunemura!
[19:50] ---
    The Toko-Natsu Duo?!
[19:52] ---
    Akihisa!
[19:53] ---
    Aki!
[19:54] ---
    I'm surprised to see
    you've advanced to the final.
[19:58] ---
    But this is it for you.
[20:02] ---
    We'll crush you to our heart's content!
[20:10] ---
    You still have that stuff on your head?!
[20:12] ---
    I can't get it off!
[20:14] ---
    You're a perv!
[20:15] ---
    You're the one who stuck it on!
[20:17] ---
    Upperclassmen, are you
    done with your cheap tricks?
[20:20] ---
    What? Cheap tricks?
[20:21] ---
    You guys are the ones who played
    with our opponent selections, aren't you?
[20:25] ---
    Tsk. We went the trouble to
    make it so that you'd lose quickly
[20:27] ---
    so that we could save you the
    embarrassment of losing to us.
[20:30] ---
    Seriously, to see you
    toughed it out this far...
[20:32] ---
    We'll settle yesterday's
    incident right here, right now!
[20:35] ---
    That's fine! We'll take you on!
[20:37] ---
    Just wait and see. I'll crush you
    with English, my favorite subject!
[20:43] ---
    "Fighting Subject" "English"
[20:44] ---
    Both teams, prepare for battle!
[20:47] ---
    "Fighting Subject"
    "Japanese History"
[20:49] ---
    What?!
[20:50] ---
    It's not English?!
[20:51] ---
    "Yuuji"
[20:52] ---
    Good job, Muttsulini!
[20:53] ---
    That was a piece of cake.
[20:55] ---
    Yuuji...
[20:56] ---
    You played all sorts of cheap tricks.
[20:59] ---
    This level of handicap
    shouldn't be a problem.
[21:00] ---
    Dammit!
[21:02] ---
    Summon!
[21:06] ---
    Summon!
[21:10] ---
    What?!
[21:11] ---
    We're standing even?!
[21:12] ---
    Aki normally has about 60 points!
[21:15] ---
    That's amazing, Akihisa!
[21:17] ---
    We're not gonna hold back!
[21:20] ---
    Shut up!
[21:24] ---
    I'll take you on!
[21:27] ---
    What?!
[21:31] ---
    How dare you! You're only a Class F student!
[21:35] ---
    Now!
[21:39] ---
    I'll show you... the difference in
    our experiences! Thank me for it!
[21:47] ---
    Take this!
[21:53] ---
    I heard that you're a probationary student.
[21:56] ---
    That must really hurt.
[22:09] ---
    Akihisa! You son of a bitch! Show some guts!
[22:26] ---
    You can still fight, can't you, partner?
[22:28] ---
    Of course!
[22:32] ---
    He's struggling fruitlessly.
    I'll finish him off!
[22:47] ---
    Go!
[22:53] ---
    To think you threw your weapon...! Fine!
[22:56] ---
    Got you!
[23:00] ---
    What?!
[23:02] ---
    Akihisa!
[23:31] ---
    The winner is the team in the blue corner!
[23:34] ---
    Say...
[23:35] ---
    ...what?!
[23:39] ---
    The champions of the Summoner
    Test Tournament have been decided!
[23:43] ---
    The Yuuji Sakamoto-Akihisa
    Yoshii team from Year 2, Class F!
[23:49] ---
    We did it, Akihisa.
[23:51] ---
    Yep.
[23:52] ---
    Dammit! We can't accept this!
[23:54] ---
    What? Do you still have complaints?
[23:56] ---
    Of course we do!
    You constantly cheated in your battles!
[24:00] ---
    Call them battles of wits.
[24:01] ---
    You guys cheated, too!
[24:03] ---
    Okay, then! We'll expose everything!
[24:07] ---
    This tournament is void!
[24:10] ---
    What?!
[24:10] ---
    They're gonna expose our
    cheatings over the school PA system!
[24:13] ---
    Oh no! If our victory becomes void...
[24:19] ---
    Akihisa!
[24:20] ---
    That's it!
[24:23] ---
    Let me borrow this a bit.
[24:25] ---
    Wh-What're you gonna...
[24:32] ---
    I'm not gonna let them
    get in the way of our victory!
[24:34] ---
    We have to win the championship
    and purchase new equipment!
[24:38] ---
    We're not gonna let Himeji change schools!
[24:50] ---
    All right!
[24:51] ---
    Good job, Akihisa!
[25:15] ---
    Ah...
[25:15] ---
    Shoot...
[25:16] ---
    You brats...!
[25:19] ---
    Not there!
[25:23] ---
    Are you okay, stupid Big Brother?
[25:26] ---
    Seriously, there's such a
    thing as going too far, you know?
[25:30] ---
    But those guys were...
[25:32] ---
    By paying for the repair of
    the damaged school buildings,
[25:34] ---
    most of the funds for replacing
    the equipment disappeared.
[25:38] ---
    What...?!
[25:40] ---
    We have just enough to
    buy low tables at best.
[25:43] ---
    We put the cart before the horse.
[25:45] ---
    Then... what happens to
    Himeji's changing schools?
[25:49] ---
    Akihisa!
[25:50] ---
    Himeji...
[25:51] ---
    Where have you been, Mizuki?
[25:54] ---
    I was with my father for a bit.
[25:56] ---
    What?
[25:57] ---
    So he came to see the tournament...
[25:58] ---
    This is hopeless...
[26:00] ---
    My father said that...
[26:03] ---
    if I am to continue attending this
    school, not only should I study hard,
[26:06] ---
    but I should also build physical strength.
[26:09] ---
    Then...!
[26:10] ---
    He also said that...
[26:12] ---
    ...I have good friends.
[26:25] ---
    Yep! He's right!
[26:43] ---
    Yasumi no yokujitsu wa yasumi ni surubeki da
[26:52] ---
    Yasumi no zenjitsu mo yasumi ni surubeki da
[27:01] ---
    Owaritakunai! Tsuzuite hoshii!
[27:05] ---
    Heya kara wa detakunai!
[27:10] ---
    Shinjitakunai! Shinjirarenai!
[27:14] ---
    Getsuyou wa kirai
[27:21] ---
    Okinakya owaru
[27:26] ---
    Sakaraenai suima ni
[27:31] ---
    Ato chotto dake nebareru
[27:35] ---
    Yume no naka wa shiawase!
[27:39] ---
    Okitara iitomo owatta "dame kamo..."
[27:44] ---
    Yume no tsuzuki wa horaa na genjitsu
[27:48] ---
    Imasara jitabata shitemo
    jikan wa modorya shinai
[27:53] ---
    Futatabi yume no sekai e daibu
[27:59] ---
    We're now starting the closing party.
[28:02] ---
    To students, please
    gather in the school building.
[28:07] ---
    There were many misunderstandings,
    but they were all due to bad luck.
[28:11] ---
    So let's start ov--
[28:13] ---
    "Kyouji Nemoto's Photo Collection"
[28:14] ---
    Please wait! Yuuka!
[28:18] ---
    Yuuji, your promise... Propose...
[28:21] ---
    Dammit!
[28:23] ---
    The testimony gained by torture
    won't work as evidence in a trial!
[28:29] ---
    Uhm... Akihisa...
[28:31] ---
    I-If you like... shall we...
[28:35] ---
    Let's dance a folk dance!
[28:38] ---
    Okay! Let's dance, Haduki!
[28:40] ---
    Oh no...
[28:42] ---
    Akihisa...
[28:44] ---
    What complicated guys they are...
[28:47] ---
    Yep.
[28:48] ---
    Thus, the Refreshing Festival has ended.
[28:52] ---
    Their cheeks blushing
    from the burning flames,
[28:54] ---
    the students held their
    feelings in their hearts
[28:56] ---
    as the night of the festival wore on.
[28:59] ---
    "The end"