# Season 3
# 1 - Day 1 - Me, Maids, and a New Start
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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*Here at the Fumizuki Academy,*
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*a school festival called the
"Refreshing Festival" will soon be held.*
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"The school festival is around the corner!!"
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*Since this school is using special systems,*
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*such as the Summoner Test War,*
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*there's a huge turnout for
the school festival every year.*
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*In order to live up to
people's expectations,*
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*the students rouse themselves
and strive to prepare for it.*
**[01:03] ---**
*Around that time, Year 2, Class F was...*
**[01:08] ---**
Come back... Come back to life, Muttsulini!
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*...trying resuscitation.*
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*If the red threads of fate are tangled*
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*I'll tie them into a bow
even if I need to do it by force*
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*Don't untie that exciting
future of ours! It's a promise, okay?*
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*I'm training my heart muscles*
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*I'll accomplish my love splendidly!*
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*(LOVE) The data from (CRY) a failed love*
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*(TRASH) can no longer be
of any help, it's so obvious*
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*(SO) Whenever I'm with you*
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*It's like it's my first love... Am I cute?*
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*We talk like we understand,
noisily, noisily, noisily!*
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*My friends are chatty*
**[02:06] ---**
*But what everyone wants to
know is their own score in love*
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*Oh? An average score is out of
question? My Darling is a cut above*
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*In practice, it's a terrible unrequited love*
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*Let's start leveling up. High! High! High!*
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*If the red threads of fate are tangled*
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*I'll tie them into a bow
even if I need to do it by force*
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*Thumping heart panic!
A sudden development with you!*
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*Don't look that way! Come with me!*
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*I'm training my heart muscles*
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*Surprisingly, today again,
I'm tough and blindly in love!*
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BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
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"Day 1"
"Me, Maids, and a New Start"
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*A few days ago...*
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*...the students started preparing
for the Refreshing Festival.*
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*Around that time, Year 2, Class F was...*
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Play ball!
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*...playing baseball.*
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C'mon, Yoshii!
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I'll take you on, Sugawa!
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*For the next pitch...*
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*Throw a curve ball...*
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*...at the batter's head...!*
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Hey! That's a foul play!
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Don't hold back! Throw with all your might!
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Of course I'll hold back!
**[03:31] ---**
You brats! Why are you slacking off?!
**[03:34] ---**
Oh shoot! It's Iron Man!
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Yoshii! You again?!
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Why do you always have something against me?!
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There's no question that the
ringleader is Yuuji, the class rep, right?!
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*Hm? Throw a forkball...*
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*...at Iron Man's...*
**[03:53] ---**
*...crotch?!*
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Hey, stop messing around!
Besides, I'm the one who'll get scolded!
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All of you, just go back to your classroom!
**[04:01] ---**
You're the only class that hasn't
decided what to do for the school festival!
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Okay...
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So... we're gonna decide
what to do for the school festival.
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Raise your hand if there's
something you wanna do.
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Okay, Muttsulini.
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A photo studio.
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What kind of photos are
you planning on displaying?
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It's a secret.
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A secret...?
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In the room, we'll display
precious photos that offer a peek
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into a mysterious world.
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At least it's a suggestion.
Write it down on the blackboard.
**[04:31] ---**
Okay...
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Photo studio...
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A secret... A... A secret?
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Peek... I-In the room...
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Is there anything else?
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Ah... Himeji.
**[04:49] ---**
Uhm... How about a wedding café?
**[04:53] ---**
Similar to maid cafés,
waitresses will wear a wedding dress.
**[04:57] ---**
Oh, that might be cute. Sounds like
it's something girls would really like.
**[05:01] ---**
Guys might like it, too.
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Marriage is the graveyard of life.
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Akihisa, write it down.
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Wedding... Life...
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Anything else?
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How about a Chinese-style café?
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To do something different from
other classes, we'll serve dim sum.
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They say that there's no other
genre as deep as Chinese culture...
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...although it's being overshadowed
by European culture these days.
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Akihisa, write it down.
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Uhm... Chinese style... European...
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Hey, Akihisa. Aren't you writing
only those words stuck in your hea--
**[05:35] ---**
You brats! Have you decided
what you're gonna do in the festival?
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There're three ideas so far.
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"Photo studio" "Secret peeking room" "Wedding café"
"Graveyard of life" "Chinese-style café" "European"
**[05:48] ---**
Maybe I should increase the
amount of remedial classes.
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Ah! What the heck is this?!
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Geez, why don't you do
things a little more seriously?
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Don't you wanna make a profit so
you can improve your class equipment?!
**[06:02] ---**
Do you mean us buying
desks with the money we make?
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Whoa! I didn't think of that.
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Is that allowed, Teacher?!
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You may be really stupid,
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but I never expected your desks
would go even below the cardboard boxes.
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Although it is a penalty,
if it interferes with your studies,
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then we're getting our priorities wrong.
**[06:21] ---**
I'll negotiate with the principal
to give you permission to do so
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as part of the school events.
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Really?!
**[06:28] ---**
So we won't have to study with a
drawing board and a mat like this, huh?
**[06:32] ---**
That will allow me to
get the better of my father!
**[06:35] ---**
Your father?
**[06:36] ---**
Ah! Nothing... Never mind.
**[06:40] ---**
I-In any case, that
sounds interesting, doesn't it?
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Okay then, I'll take a vote!
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--Splendidly done.
--Raise your hand for what you wanna do.
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"Fumizuki Academy Refreshing Festival"
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Okay, this should do it.
I hope we'll have a bunch of customers.
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We can't afford to fail this time,
so try very hard, okay, Aki?
**[07:01] ---**
Hm? What do you mean by "this time"?
**[07:04] ---**
Well, I was asked not to tell anyone, but...
**[07:07] ---**
...Mizuki may have to change schools.
**[07:11] ---**
*Himeji may have to...*
**[07:16] ---**
*...change schools?!*
**[07:18] ---**
*Oh no... when we still have to
make a lot of fun memories...!*
**[07:22] ---**
*She's the only one who brings
a breath of fresh air to Class F!*
**[07:24] ---**
*What's gonna happen if she changes schools?!*
**[07:28] ---**
Everyone will lose their
hope, the class will fall apart
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and we'll enter a hell
where violence and looting rule.
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We'll all have mohawk haircuts,
just like in *Fist of the North Star,*
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and spend every day fighting
over the single heroine, Hideyoshi!
**[07:49] ---**
Akihisa's having a system meltdown.
**[07:51] ---**
He's bad at dealing with
unexpected situations.
**[07:53] ---**
Akihisa! Wake up!
**[07:56] ---**
Hideyoshi...
**[07:58] ---**
Will you still like me even
if I have a mohawk haircut?
**[08:02] ---**
What kind of thought process would lead
**[08:04] ---**
from Mizuki's changing
schools to this kind of reaction?
**[08:07] ---**
Why is Himeji changing schools?!
**[08:10] ---**
She said her parents are worried
about her studying in Class F.
**[08:15] ---**
We can't blame them.
**[08:16] ---**
She's among guys with low marks
and is in a very bad environment.
**[08:21] ---**
It's just natural that they worry.
**[08:24] ---**
If she changes schools, she can
study in a normal environment.
**[08:29] ---**
So that's why she said she
could get the better of her father.
**[08:34] ---**
I see. If we buy a full
set of decent equipment,
**[08:37] ---**
she might be able to
persuade her father, huh?
**[08:40] ---**
If that's the case, we
can't fail, huh, Akihisa?
**[08:43] ---**
Right.
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We're back!
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Himeji!
**[08:49] ---**
Tsuchiya made a dish for the
Chinese-style café. Could you guys try it?
**[08:55] ---**
Sesame dumplings.
**[08:56] ---**
Well then, I'll try.
**[08:59] ---**
Whoa! This is good!
**[09:01] ---**
Yeah! It's crispy outside and sticky inside.
**[09:05] ---**
It's good that it's not too sweet.
**[09:07] ---**
This makes me want to drink some tea.
**[09:08] ---**
I'll go make some.
**[09:10] ---**
Oh, I'll help you.
**[09:15] ---**
So this is that good? Maybe I'll try, too.
**[09:21] ---**
Yeah! It's hard outside and gluey inside.
**[09:24] ---**
It's not too sweet or too spicy. It's very...
**[09:28] ---**
What's wrong, Akihisa?!
**[09:29] ---**
Muttsulini, did you really
make those sesame dumplings?
**[09:33] ---**
I'm certain of it.
**[09:36] ---**
I made three...
Why were there more than three?
**[09:41] ---**
From the symptoms, there's no
doubt that it was what Himeji made.
**[09:45] ---**
That was close! It was
Russian roulette with 50-50 odds!
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--Woosh... Grandpa, I'm coming now...
--He really is a guy with bad luck.
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*And then, on the day of
the school festival...*
**[10:04] ---**
"Chinese-style café"
**[10:21] ---**
Welcome to the Chinese-style café, European!
**[10:24] ---**
Someone! Please, someone resuscitate him!
**[10:26] ---**
We've already done this scene.
**[10:28] ---**
Akihisa, we don't have enough people.
Could you help in the kitchen?
**[10:38] ---**
I guess it can't be helped.
I'll do it myself.
**[10:42] ---**
"Chinese-style café: European"
**[10:43] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[10:47] ---**
Welcome! We're currently asking our
customers who their favorite waitress is.
**[10:52] ---**
Please vote on your way out!
**[10:55] ---**
It now looks like a café more or less.
**[10:58] ---**
Yeah. We're getting many
customers, too. Looks like it's a success.
**[11:02] ---**
Hey, just how long are
you gonna make us wait?!
**[11:04] ---**
Hm?
**[11:05] ---**
What's the problem with this café?
Aren't you gonna take our orders?!
**[11:09] ---**
Y-Yes, I'll be right there.
Hold on a second, please.
**[11:12] ---**
Huh?! We've been waiting all this time!
**[11:15] ---**
We've got other places we gotta go too.
Don't make us wait forever, you idiots!
**[11:20] ---**
I-I'm sorry! Hold on a second, please!
**[11:23] ---**
What's their problem, acting so big?
**[11:25] ---**
Those Year 3 guys... Troublesome customers...
**[11:28] ---**
Seriously, we're hungry!
**[11:31] ---**
"Sesame Dumplings: 200 yen" "Sample"
**[11:31] ---**
Oh?
**[11:32] ---**
Hey, those look good.
**[11:39] ---**
It's hard outside and gluey inside.
**[11:42] ---**
It's not too sweet or too spicy. It's...
**[11:46] ---**
Oh shoot! This is bad!
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300 joules! Charge!
**[11:53] ---**
300! Roger!
**[11:55] ---**
Three, two, one!
**[12:04] ---**
Phew, that was close.
**[12:05] ---**
You guys seem quite used to it.
**[12:07] ---**
I'm always hovering
between life and death, so...
**[12:09] ---**
But what on earth happened?
**[12:14] ---**
Th-This is...
**[12:16] ---**
To think that there're
people who'd eat sample food...
**[12:21] ---**
Wh-What the hell's with the food here?!
**[12:23] ---**
Are you trying to kill us?!
I-It's no laughing matter, you bastards!
**[12:28] ---**
*This isn't good. We have to
somehow smooth things over.*
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Congratulations! You're the
first one to hit the jackpot!
**[12:36] ---**
Hit the jackpot?
**[12:37] ---**
Do you have a gift or something?
**[12:40] ---**
What? A gift? Let's see...
**[12:45] ---**
Here! Say "ahh"!
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No way we can eat that!
**[12:48] ---**
You bastard! You won't get away with this!
**[12:51] ---**
We're gonna make it so that
you'll have to close this café.
**[12:53] ---**
What?! You ate them on your own!
**[12:55] ---**
Shut up! Who's in charg--
**[13:01] ---**
I'm the class rep, Yuuji Sakamoto.
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Is there something you're unsatisfied with?
**[13:07] ---**
N-Natsukawa was just knocked off his feet.
**[13:11] ---**
That was my special
negotiation skill, "start with a punch."
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Stop messing around, you bastard!
**[13:21] ---**
And, this is my special negotiation
skill, "follow up with a kick."
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Ow, ow, ow... Hm? Tsunemura!
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Also, I can finish up with
my special negotiation skill,
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"strangle them with a
pro-wrestling technique."
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N-No thanks. That was enough.
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I see. Then...
**[13:42] ---**
...this concludes the negotiation.
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That's a pretty good lock, isn't it?
**[13:47] ---**
That's the Karl Gotch style, huh?
***SIGN*** "Order" "Food Name -- Amount" "Sesame dumpling -- 2 pieces"
***SIGN*** "Punch and kick -- 1 each"
"German suplex Karl Gotch style
-- Complete set"
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Thank you very much.
**[14:01] ---**
It's somehow gotten slow.
**[14:03] ---**
This is strange. It's lunch time right now.
**[14:06] ---**
If it stays like this, it won't be good.
**[14:09] ---**
Welcome! Ah...
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Hello, Stupid Big Brother!
**[14:16] ---**
Haduki! You came!
**[14:18] ---**
Yes! This is the long-awaited
school festival! I'll help you!
**[14:22] ---**
Thank you, Haduki.
**[14:24] ---**
You don't have to worry, since
this is my future husband's café!
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Also, I've already
given you my first kiss, so...
**[14:35] ---**
*Huh? Why am I on the floor?*
**[14:38] ---**
Tsuchiya! Give me some forks.
Five should be enough.
**[14:41] ---**
I need some, too, so ten forks, please.
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We're now starting the inquisition.
**[14:51] ---**
At any rate, immediate death penalty.
**[14:55] ---**
Ow! Ow! Hey! Hear me out, guys!
**[14:57] ---**
I know you took the trouble to
come, but our café is so deserted
**[15:02] ---**
that it even looks like it's run-down.
**[15:04] ---**
So it's not like we need help.
**[15:07] ---**
I see... I wanted to wear
a Chinese dress, too.
**[15:20] ---**
One hundred meat buns, rush order, please.
**[15:22] ---**
Get them yourself.
**[15:24] ---**
This may be because of that rumor.
**[15:27] ---**
Rumor?
**[15:28] ---**
Yes.
**[15:29] ---**
"First School Festival
~Haduki's Story~ Episode 1"
**[15:30] ---**
On my way here, I got
lost, so I asked people,
**[15:33] ---**
"Where is stupidest Big Brother's café?"
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Then everyone told me this place right away.
**[15:40] ---**
You're already like a landmark.
**[15:42] ---**
Are you talking about me?!
**[15:43] ---**
But they also told me that this
place was filthy so I'd better not go.
**[15:48] ---**
What?!
**[15:49] ---**
Oh no...
**[15:50] ---**
We all cleaned this place together
and even decorated it neatly!
**[15:54] ---**
Those customers who came
earlier didn't seem unsatisfied.
**[15:57] ---**
I'm sure they were happy with our café.
**[15:59] ---**
Except for two.
**[16:01] ---**
Ah...
**[16:02] ---**
Probably that Toko-Natsu Duo
is spreading a bad rumor about us.
**[16:06] ---**
Toko-Natsu?
**[16:07] ---**
Their names are Tsunemura and Natsukawa.
**[16:09] ---**
So if we put the first Chinese
characters in their names together,
**[16:11] ---**
it's read Toko-Natsu.
**[16:12] ---**
I see.
**[16:13] ---**
Now that it's come to this, we have no choice
**[16:15] ---**
but to find them and negotiate one more time.
**[16:17] ---**
Haduki, where'd you hear that rumor?
**[16:20] ---**
At a café where there are
a lot of pretty big sisters!
**[16:22] ---**
Okay! I'll search high and low!
**[16:25] ---**
It seems like the goal has changed...
**[16:28] ---**
"Maid café"
**[16:34] ---**
So this is the café Haduki was talking
about, huh? Nothing seems unusual.
**[16:39] ---**
It's too soon to judge.
**[16:46] ---**
Welcome home, Master.
**[16:48] ---**
Wow, you look pretty, Kirishima.
**[16:51] ---**
Thanks, Yoshii.
**[16:54] ---**
Welcome home. I won't let
you leave tonight, my darling.
**[16:57] ---**
Can I leave now?
**[16:59] ---**
Here is the menu.
**[17:00] ---**
Let's see... I'll have...
**[17:07] ---**
...water, please.
**[17:08] ---**
Certainly, sir.
**[17:09] ---**
What about you, Master?
**[17:11] ---**
Shouko, what's with this menu?
**[17:13] ---**
Today's Special. Honeymoon with a maid.
**[17:17] ---**
Lovey-dovey date with a maid.
**[17:19] ---**
A sweet kiss with a maid.
**[17:22] ---**
Supplies are limited, so please order soon.
**[17:24] ---**
Fat chance!
**[17:25] ---**
Whoa! This place is neat and nice!
**[17:28] ---**
The Chinese-style café by Year 2,
Class F that we went to earlier was terrible.
**[17:33] ---**
What a difference!
**[17:34] ---**
Their café is filthy and has a weird smell.
**[17:37] ---**
Their waitresses are ugly. On top of that,
**[17:39] ---**
they named a Chinese-style café, "European."
**[17:41] ---**
Are they stupid or what?
**[17:45] ---**
Those bastards!
They're telling nothing but lies!
**[17:47] ---**
One of those is true, though.
**[17:48] ---**
I won't let them get away with this!
**[17:50] ---**
Hold on. If we attack them here, our
bad reputation will spread even more.
**[17:54] ---**
Use your head.
**[17:55] ---**
Then what're we gonna do?
**[17:56] ---**
Well...
**[17:58] ---**
Shouko, let us borrow your maid costume.
**[18:00] ---**
Okay.
**[18:04] ---**
Wait! Wait! What're you doing?!
**[18:09] ---**
You said you wanted me, so...
**[18:11] ---**
Not you, a maid costume!
**[18:13] ---**
And, I meant let us borrow
it if you have an extra one!
**[18:16] ---**
I'll go bring one.
**[18:18] ---**
Don't make it so obvious
that you're disappointed!
**[18:20] ---**
Yuuji, what're we gonna
do with the maid costume?
**[18:23] ---**
Obviously, we're gonna
ask Hideyoshi for help.
**[18:26] ---**
I see, that's a good idea.
**[18:29] ---**
"Changing clothes"
**[18:30] ---**
How's this? Does this look womanly?
**[18:34] ---**
Whoa... Well done, Hideyoshi.
That looks pretty good.
**[18:37] ---**
I'm very good at this kind of makeup.
**[18:40] ---**
E-Even a bra?!
**[18:42] ---**
If you aren't prepared perfectly,
you can't get into the role.
**[18:44] ---**
Normally, even underwear is...
**[18:45] ---**
Th-That's...
**[18:46] ---**
"Maid café"
**[18:49] ---**
Seriously, I don't understand
**[18:51] ---**
why a person would go to
that filthy Chinese-style café!
**[18:53] ---**
After all, it's Class
F. It can't be any good.
**[19:02] ---**
Hm?
**[19:03] ---**
What do you want, lady?
**[19:04] ---**
Wow, you're quite a cutie.
**[19:09] ---**
Hm? What's the matter? Did you fall in...
**[19:11] ---**
Go to hell!
**[19:15] ---**
Shoot! It wasn't far enough.
**[19:17] ---**
Y-You are a guy from Class F...!
**[19:19] ---**
Crap!
**[19:20] ---**
Eek! This guy is peeking up my skirt!
**[19:25] ---**
What?! H-Hold on a...
**[19:30] ---**
To think that you act so
shamelessly in public... You slimeball!
**[19:33] ---**
What're you saying?! We're the victims!
**[19:36] ---**
Shut up! You rubbed the
waitress's breasts, didn't you?!
**[19:39] ---**
Ahh! This guy is a perv!
**[19:40] ---**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[19:42] ---**
Hm? What the hell is this?
**[19:44] ---**
What? I can't get it off!
**[19:46] ---**
See? He's rubbing them.
**[19:48] ---**
That's totally different!
**[19:53] ---**
Tsk! Things are looking bad for us.
We're getting out of here, Natsukawa!
**[19:56] ---**
Hold it!
**[19:57] ---**
"Haunted House" "Entrance"
**[20:00] ---**
Hmm... They're made well,
but fakes are fakes, after all.
**[20:05] ---**
I wonder if there's something scarier.
**[20:10] ---**
Those bastards! They
won't get away with this!
**[20:13] ---**
Now that it's come to this, we'll do
whatever it takes to make them pay!
**[20:16] ---**
What're we gonna do?!
**[20:17] ---**
I have an idea. Let's go!
**[20:21] ---**
Wh-What was that?
**[20:23] ---**
I must've had a dream since
I was really hoping for scary stuff.
**[20:27] ---**
But if I hope for pretty
stuff instead, I bet...
**[20:36] ---**
H-How pretty...
**[20:39] ---**
Oh no!
**[20:40] ---**
*I've got my sweet honey, Yoshii, in my heart!*
**[20:44] ---**
*But her unearthly beauty is...*
**[20:47] ---**
*No! It means that I'm denying
my feelings towards Yoshii...*
**[20:51] ---**
*Shoot! I didn't ask her name and class!*
**[20:54] ---**
*But I've got Yoshii...*
**[20:57] ---**
*If I go after her now...*
**[20:58] ---**
*But I've got Yoshii...*
**[21:00] ---**
Ahhh! What should I do?!
**[21:04] ---**
Please do whatever you want.
**[21:06] ---**
"Chinese-style café: European"
**[21:09] ---**
Welcome!
**[21:15] ---**
We're getting more customers, aren't we?
**[21:17] ---**
Aki and Sakamoto might've pulled it off.
**[21:19] ---**
I'll help you out a lot!
**[21:22] ---**
You bastards!
**[21:28] ---**
Tsk! We let them get away.
**[21:30] ---**
What're we gonna do, Yuuji?
**[21:31] ---**
If they spread bad rumors
again somewhere else...
**[21:34] ---**
Hm?
**[21:36] ---**
What's the matter, Muttsulini?
**[21:38] ---**
We've got a problem.
Our waitress got kidnapped.
**[21:41] ---**
What?!
**[21:45] ---**
Hello?
**[21:46] ---**
Hey. You really went and did it earlier!
**[21:49] ---**
We're having your cute
waitress play with us right now.
**[21:54] ---**
Your sales must be coming down
by now without your poster girl, huh?
**[21:59] ---**
Give Himeji and Minami back!
**[22:01] ---**
Oh-oh, you should try not to upset me.
**[22:04] ---**
Don't worry. We'll have plenty
of fun with that waitress of yours.
**[22:11] ---**
Those bastards...! I won't forgive them!
**[22:14] ---**
Muttsulini, can you figure out
where the Toko-Natsu Duo is hiding?
**[22:18] ---**
It'll take a while.
**[22:19] ---**
Okay, do it.
**[22:20] ---**
"Boys Changing Room"
**[22:26] ---**
Are those images from the
surveillance cameras within the school?
**[22:29] ---**
But many of them seem to be
positioned at too low an angle for that...
**[22:32] ---**
These are *my* surveillance cameras.
**[22:37] ---**
I've set up video monitoring
in 32 places within the school.
**[22:41] ---**
It doesn't look like the
Toko-Natsu Duo is in any of those places.
**[22:43] ---**
I've set up audio monitoring in 57 places.
**[22:46] ---**
Switch to audio monitoring.
**[23:08] ---**
Right? They were pissed.
**[23:11] ---**
Serves them right.
**[23:14] ---**
Bingo!
**[23:15] ---**
Where is it coming from?
**[23:18] ---**
PE storeroom.
**[23:19] ---**
Okay!
**[23:26] ---**
Whoa!
**[23:28] ---**
Ahh!
**[23:30] ---**
What the...!
**[23:33] ---**
Whoa!
**[23:42] ---**
Oof!
**[23:49] ---**
Whoa!
**[23:50] ---**
What?!
**[23:50] ---**
Sorry!
**[23:55] ---**
Whoa!
**[24:13] ---**
*Just wait, Himeji! Minami!*
**[24:20] ---**
What?!
**[24:23] ---**
How did you figure out where we were?!
**[24:33] ---**
Himeji! Minami!
**[24:37] ---**
What's the matter, Akihisa?
**[24:39] ---**
Those two are working at the café.
**[24:41] ---**
Hideyoshi... Why are you here?
**[24:44] ---**
They forced me to come here
and made me play a game with them.
**[24:48] ---**
So you were having plenty of fun.
**[24:50] ---**
Bummed...
**[24:53] ---**
*Thus, the first day of the
Refreshing Festival ended.*
**[24:58] ---**
"European Sales List"
"Amount" "Total"
**[24:59] ---**
How were the sales, Shimada?
**[25:01] ---**
This is amazing!
**[25:02] ---**
Even after subtracting the cost,
we have enough to buy system desks!
**[25:06] ---**
Really?!
**[25:07] ---**
Hm?
**[25:09] ---**
What're these huge sales?
**[25:11] ---**
Hm? Let's see...
**[25:13] ---**
Splendid photo collection
set A by Muttsulini Trading...
**[25:18] ---**
...500 copies, all sold out.
**[25:20] ---**
Refreshing Festival limited edition.
**[25:22] ---**
Well, anyway, it means today was a success.
**[25:25] ---**
Stupid Big Brother, this is
amazing! I'm happy for you!
**[25:28] ---**
Thanks, Haduki. This is thanks to your help.
**[25:33] ---**
The sales are thanks to our waitresses
with great customer-drawing power.
**[25:37] ---**
"Results"
**[25:38] ---**
I'm done with the voting results.
**[25:41] ---**
Today's most popular waitress is...
**[25:49] ---**
"Aki"
"I didn't know we had such a cutie"
**[25:55] ---**
I'm not even saying that
I want to be No. 1, but...
**[25:58] ---**
This frustration... How
should I deal with it?
**[26:03] ---**
I'm happy for you, Akihisa.
You got first place for a change.
**[26:07] ---**
I'm not happy about it!
**[26:10] ---**
All right! Listen, everyone.
This is important!
**[26:13] ---**
Hm?
**[26:14] ---**
I went to negotiate with the
principal on your equipment.
**[26:17] ---**
As a special case, she says you can
buy equipment with the café's profit.
**[26:24] ---**
However... under one condition!
**[26:28] ---**
On the second day of the Refreshing Festival,
**[26:29] ---**
a Summoner Test Tournament will be held.
**[26:31] ---**
If the champion team belongs to your class,
**[26:34] ---**
she'll allow your replacement purchase.
**[26:36] ---**
Summoner Test Tournament?
**[26:38] ---**
It's a random tournament by
selected teams throughout the academy.
**[26:42] ---**
They're all formidable enemies.
**[26:44] ---**
Oh no...
**[26:49] ---**
What do you wanna do, Akihisa?
**[26:52] ---**
Of course! We'll do it!
**[26:54] ---**
Those who'd like to participate,
come up with teams and register!
**[26:58] ---**
That is all!
**[27:15] ---**
*The day after a holiday should be a holiday!*
**[27:24] ---**
*The day before a holiday
should also be a holiday!*
**[27:33] ---**
*I don't want it to end!
I want it to keep going!*
**[27:37] ---**
*I don't want to leave my room!*
**[27:42] ---**
*I don't want to believe
it! I can't believe it!*
**[27:46] ---**
*I hate Monday*
**[27:54] ---**
*If I don't get up, it'll be over*
**[27:58] ---**
*I can't resist this sleepiness*
**[28:03] ---**
*I can stay like this a bit longer*
**[28:07] ---**
*I'm happy in my dreams!*
**[28:11] ---**
*When I got up, the "iitomo"
show had just ended, "Oh no..."*
**[28:16] ---**
*The dream turns into a horrific reality*
**[28:20] ---**
*At this point, even if I struggle,
I can't get that time back*
**[28:25] ---**
*So I'm going to dive into
the world of dreams once again*
**[28:31] ---**
*Thus, the dreams of Year 2,
Class F carried on to the second day.*
**[28:37] ---**
*And, here's also a man
who chases after his dream.*
**[28:42] ---**
Ahh... I wonder who that was...
**[28:50] ---**
I've got a good bargain photo today.
**[28:54] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[28:59] ---**
H-How much?
**[29:00] ---**
Oh? What're you two doing?
**[29:02] ---**
Yoshii! No...
**[29:05] ---**
Y-You've got it all wrong!
**[29:11] ---**
Huh?
**[29:12] ---**
# 2 - Day 2 - Idiots, Fireworks and the Summoner Tournament
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR49X07J6/baka--test---summon-the-beasts--)
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**[00:15] ---**
*Akihisa Yoshii was studying.*
**[00:18] ---**
I must win tomorrow's Summoner
Test Tournament no matter what.
**[00:22] ---**
For Himeji's sake, too,
I absolutely cannot lose!
**[00:25] ---**
Okay! I'll start with Japanese History,
a subject I'm relatively good at!
**[00:29] ---**
You're studying hard... Aki...
**[00:33] ---**
Sis...
**[00:34] ---**
I made you a late-evening snack.
**[00:36] ---**
I wanted to make something
homemade, but I didn't have much time.
**[00:40] ---**
So please settle with this instant ramen.
**[00:42] ---**
Th-This is...
**[00:43] ---**
"Good Luck"
**[00:44] ---**
I wrote it with mayo.
**[00:46] ---**
I put my heart into it so
that you can study hard.
**[00:50] ---**
I-Is that right?
**[00:52] ---**
*Well, I should accept any challenge.*
**[00:53] ---**
Thanks for the food!
**[00:56] ---**
This bright red soup, reminiscent
of Szechuan-style super-spicy ramen,
**[00:59] ---**
looks spicy but it actually isn't.
It's also mysteriously sour
**[01:02] ---**
and has a flavor that could be
from either a vegetable or fruit.
**[01:04] ---**
The déjà vu taste
produced by those flavors is...
**[01:07] ---**
Hey! What's this?
**[01:08] ---**
I first wrote it with
ketchup, but it got dissolved.
**[01:12] ---**
Instant food is good as-is, so why...
**[01:14] ---**
I made some rice balls, too.
**[01:16] ---**
Oh, these might taste normal.
**[01:19] ---**
Yep! It's wrapped with a piece
of *nori* that smells of the ocean.
**[01:23] ---**
It's strongly flavored with unrefined
salt, which stimulates my appetite.
**[01:25] ---**
The rice is cooked
slightly sweet and fluffily soft
**[01:28] ---**
and this crunchy texture is...
**[01:30] ---**
Sis... this texture is different
from the rice balls I'm used to.
**[01:35] ---**
Aki, I know what you're trying to say.
**[01:39] ---**
They have a food called
"paella" in Spain, right?
**[01:42] ---**
That's my favorite food.
**[01:43] ---**
To make tasty paella, they cook the
rice al dente, which keeps the rice firm.
**[01:49] ---**
I put my heart into cooking
the rice so that you'll enjoy it.
**[01:53] ---**
And voilà! Maybe my wish came true.
**[01:57] ---**
The rice was cooked al dente!
**[02:01] ---**
Rice balls don't have to be al dente!
**[02:03] ---**
Before that, just how did you manage
to cook rice like this in a rice cooker?!
**[02:07] ---**
*The world is still full of mysteries.*
**[02:15] ---**
*Kongaragatta akai ito wa*
**[02:18] ---**
*Isso gouin datte choucho musubi kyu*
**[02:21] ---**
*Mune ni hazumu kimi tono
mirai hodoicha dame! Yakusoku ne*
**[02:31] ---**
*Haato kintore*
**[02:34] ---**
*Rippa ni jouju shite misemasu*
**[02:36] ---**
*LOVE dame na koi no CRY deeta wa mou*
**[02:41] ---**
*TRASH yaku ni tatanai no atarimae*
**[02:46] ---**
*SO kimi no mae ja itsudemo*
**[02:52] ---**
*Hatsukoi reberu dana... Kawaii?*
**[02:57] ---**
*Wakatta you na koto itte wai wai wai*
**[03:02] ---**
*Oshaberi na tomodachi*
**[03:04] ---**
*Dakedo minna shiritaino
wa jibun no koi no hensachi*
**[03:13] ---**
*Arere heikinten ja rongai? Uwate na daarin*
**[03:17] ---**
*Jissai wa tonda kataomoi*
**[03:20] ---**
*Reberu agete ikou High! High! High!*
**[03:24] ---**
*Kongaragatta akai ito wa*
**[03:26] ---**
*Isso gouin datte choucho musubi kyu*
**[03:29] ---**
*Mure renda panikku kimi to kyuu tenkai*
**[03:32] ---**
*Acchi muicha dame! Tsuite kite*
**[03:35] ---**
*Haato kintore*
**[03:37] ---**
*Angai tafu ni kyou mo moumoku*
**[03:40] ---**
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
**[03:43] ---**
"Day 2"
"Idiots, Fireworks and the Summoner Tournament"
**[03:44] ---**
*The second day of the Refreshing Festival...*
**[03:47] ---**
These are the sales from yesterday.
**[03:49] ---**
Whoa!
**[03:51] ---**
With this much money, we can buy
some incredible equipment, can't we?
**[03:54] ---**
But there's one condition we need
to meet to replace the equipment.
**[03:57] ---**
We have to win the Summoner Test Tournament.
**[04:00] ---**
It's a random tournament
that's fought by two-person teams.
**[04:04] ---**
Himeji and Shimada are
forming our main force team.
**[04:06] ---**
Akihisa and I will also
participate as a backup team.
**[04:08] ---**
We don't have to participate?
**[04:10] ---**
I'd like to give you and
Muttsulini separate missions.
**[04:14] ---**
Got it. Just leave it to us!
**[04:16] ---**
If we try hard and fight well, we
can promote the merit of Class F, too.
**[04:21] ---**
*We definitely have to win in order also
to prevent Himeji from changing schools.*
**[04:25] ---**
So, Akihisa, you did study hard, right?
**[04:29] ---**
Unless you get good scores in the
replenish test before the tournament,
**[04:32] ---**
you can't compete.
**[04:34] ---**
Don't worry! I studied with a
particular focus on Japanese History!
**[04:38] ---**
I see. Well done, Akihisa.
**[04:41] ---**
Hm?
**[04:44] ---**
What's this?
**[04:45] ---**
Japanese History isn't in the list
of subjects for today's tournament.
**[04:48] ---**
Seriously?! No one told me that!
**[04:51] ---**
Well then, we're now starting
the Summoner Test Tournament!
**[04:55] ---**
"Summoner Test Tournament"
**[04:58] ---**
The main event of the Fumizuki
Academy Refreshing Festival
**[05:02] ---**
has now started.
**[05:04] ---**
What do you think, Ms. Takahashi?
**[05:07] ---**
I'd like to see our students try their best.
**[05:10] ---**
In the blue corner, from Year 2,
Class F, Yuuji Sakamoto and Akihisa Yoshii!
**[05:16] ---**
We'll brace ourselves and fight!
**[05:18] ---**
Yeah...
**[05:19] ---**
Geez... Don't be so down
just because you miscalculated.
**[05:22] ---**
In the red corner...
**[05:24] ---**
Look. We're fighting Class E people first.
**[05:27] ---**
So long as we stay focused, we can win.
**[05:29] ---**
Yeah. We fought them once in an ST War.
**[05:33] ---**
...from Year 2, Class B,
Ritsuko Iwashita and Mayumi Kikuiri!
**[05:37] ---**
What?! It got changed?!
**[05:39] ---**
We're fighting Class B from the start?!
**[05:42] ---**
Hey, what's going on?!
**[05:44] ---**
I thought our opponent
was going to be Class E.
**[05:46] ---**
Well, it's out of my control.
**[05:48] ---**
What's the matter?!
**[05:49] ---**
There seems to be mechanical problems.
**[05:51] ---**
There're more battles to
come. Get on it right away!
**[05:54] ---**
I guess it can't be helped. Mayumi!
**[05:57] ---**
Yeah. Let's do it, Ritsuko!
**[05:59] ---**
This is unexpected.
**[06:01] ---**
What're we gonna do, Yuuji?
**[06:04] ---**
Of course, we have no choice but to fight!
**[06:06] ---**
What do you think of this
battle, Ms. Takahashi?
**[06:09] ---**
Class F vs. Class B may
not be much of a fight.
**[06:13] ---**
Since this is the first round, there're
probably many un-balanced battles.
**[06:16] ---**
The fighting subject is...
**[06:18] ---**
Math! Start!
**[06:28] ---**
Summon!
**[06:32] ---**
Summon!
**[06:39] ---**
Not bad... Just as you'd
expect from Class B. But...!
**[06:47] ---**
Summon!
**[06:49] ---**
That's amazing, Yuuji!
How come you have such a high score?
**[06:52] ---**
I've been continuously studying
to beat Class A this time for sure.
**[06:57] ---**
To beat Class A...?
**[06:59] ---**
Yuuji, you'd go that far...
**[07:01] ---**
Shouko asked me...
**[07:03] ---**
Asked you what?
**[07:07] ---**
--Yuuji...
--...where I want to have the wedding.
**[07:13] ---**
I have to beat Class A...
in order to protect my life!
**[07:19] ---**
Yuuji, you'd go that far...
**[07:22] ---**
You're in the same boat
as me! Don't act unsightly!
**[07:27] ---**
I know. I've studied, too. Summon!
**[07:31] ---**
You're hopeless.
**[07:32] ---**
What can I do?!
**[07:34] ---**
Looks like they're no match for us.
**[07:37] ---**
Let's take care of them quickly
and get ready for the next battle.
**[07:40] ---**
Ritsuko!
**[07:41] ---**
Mayumi!
**[07:44] ---**
Here we come!
**[07:45] ---**
I see. At least you seem well-coordinated.
**[07:48] ---**
For girls pretending to be friends,
you're doing well in your own way.
**[07:53] ---**
Well then, we'll show you some real teamwork!
**[07:56] ---**
Right, Akihisa.
**[07:58] ---**
Yuuji!
**[07:59] ---**
I'll leave the rest to you!
**[08:02] ---**
What good is leaving it
to each other going to do?!
**[08:05] ---**
That's my line, you idiot!
**[08:10] ---**
Humph. Looks like our teamwork is about even.
**[08:13] ---**
Huh?!
**[08:14] ---**
Okay, Akihisa. We'll use that strategy!
**[08:17] ---**
Strategy?
**[08:18] ---**
Yeah. While Akihisa attracts
one of the enemies' attention,
**[08:21] ---**
Yeah...?
**[08:22] ---**
you defeat the other enemy.
**[08:25] ---**
Both of them are me!
**[08:27] ---**
I guess it can't be helped.
We'll fight together.
**[08:30] ---**
Err, it can't be helped?
**[08:31] ---**
I'll be in charge of attacking.
You'll be the shield.
**[08:35] ---**
"Flesh Shield"
**[08:36] ---**
I'm the only one who'll get beaten!
It hurts when I get hit, you know!
**[08:40] ---**
Now that it's come to this,
no blatant trick is necessary!
**[08:42] ---**
Each of us will defeat one!
We'll fight head to head!
**[08:44] ---**
"Fight Head to Head"
**[08:45] ---**
What about the strategy?
**[08:48] ---**
Hiya!
**[08:49] ---**
Shoot!
**[08:51] ---**
Take this!
**[08:53] ---**
My attack isn't hitting him?!
**[08:54] ---**
*Since Akihisa is a probationary student,*
**[08:57] ---**
*he's used to using his Avatar for chores,*
**[08:59] ---**
*so he's good at making his Avatar move fast.*
**[09:02] ---**
It's my turn now!
**[09:06] ---**
All right! How's Yuuji doing?!
**[09:08] ---**
Take this, this, this, this...!
**[09:11] ---**
Why?!
**[09:20] ---**
Now!
**[09:24] ---**
"Video does not depict actual match."
**[09:34] ---**
Huh...? Isn't it kinda
like... we're bad guys?
**[09:40] ---**
This isn't really a pleasant sight, is it?
**[09:42] ---**
As an educator, I want the
Sakamoto-Yoshii team to lose at any cost.
**[09:48] ---**
What?! That's not nice!
**[09:53] ---**
The winner is the
Sakamoto-Yoshii team in the blue corner!
**[09:58] ---**
How frustrating!
**[09:59] ---**
It's embarrassing to
lose against guys like them!
**[10:02] ---**
That's mean! How disgusting! Stupid!
**[10:05] ---**
Man, how harsh people are...
**[10:07] ---**
We did it...
**[10:12] ---**
*Thus, battle after battle
was fought in the first round,*
**[10:15] ---**
*and those teams that lost disappeared.*
**[10:19] ---**
In the blue corner, from Year 2, Class F,
Yuuji Sakamoto and Akihisa Yoshii!
**[10:25] ---**
In the red corner, from
Year 2, Class B, Kyouji Nemoto
**[10:28] ---**
and Year 2, Class C, Yuuka Koyama!
**[10:31] ---**
Class B again, Yuuji.
**[10:33] ---**
So those guys, this time...
**[10:35] ---**
Yoshii and Sakamoto?!
**[10:37] ---**
Y-You're our opponent?
**[10:39] ---**
What's the matter, Kyouji?
It's the idiot duo from Class F.
**[10:42] ---**
This fight is practically in the bag, right?
**[10:45] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[10:46] ---**
The fighting subject is...
**[10:48] ---**
English! Start!
**[10:50] ---**
Summon!
**[10:55] ---**
Yuuji...
**[10:56] ---**
What is it, Akihisa?
**[10:59] ---**
I thought you said you'd been
studying in order to beat Class A!
**[11:02] ---**
It's impossible to cover
all the subjects all at once!
**[11:04] ---**
We both have this kind of
score! What're we gonna do?!
**[11:06] ---**
Don't worry. Since our opponent
is them, there's something we can do.
**[11:14] ---**
Muttsulini, give me that thing.
**[11:17] ---**
Th-That's...
**[11:19] ---**
*Kyouji Nemoto's Personal Photo Collection.*
**[11:21] ---**
*"Please take a look at the new me!"*
**[11:24] ---**
*Kouta Tsuchiya took and
compiled the photos of Kyouji Nemoto*
**[11:27] ---**
*who had to dress as a woman
because he lost in a Summoner Test War.*
**[11:31] ---**
*This is a work that was
never to be made public.*
**[11:33] ---**
We'll use this as a negotiation material.
**[11:36] ---**
I see. He did a terrible thing to
Himeji then. We won't hesitate to use it.
**[11:42] ---**
Nemoto! If you don't want us
to pass out this photo collection...
**[11:45] ---**
Wait, Akihisa.
**[11:46] ---**
What? Why? Don't tell me you'll forgive him!
**[11:50] ---**
You're too soft.
**[11:52] ---**
Nemoto! Look at this!
**[11:54] ---**
Th-That's...!
**[11:56] ---**
O-Okay, Sakamoto! We'll surrender!
**[11:59] ---**
You're the winner of this battle,
so don't show those photos!
**[12:03] ---**
Class C rep! Do you want this?!
**[12:06] ---**
Okay, we lose.
**[12:09] ---**
The winner is the
Sakamoto-Yoshii team in the blue corner!
**[12:15] ---**
Please, Yuuka! Let me explain!
**[12:18] ---**
Kyouji...
**[12:20] ---**
Let's break up.
**[12:21] ---**
Yuuka!
**[12:24] ---**
--Bummed... *--Bummed...*
**[12:25] ---**
*Thus, one battle after
another has completed smoothly.*
**[12:30] ---**
Good job, Aki!
**[12:32] ---**
I'm happy for you, Akihisa.
**[12:34] ---**
That's amazing, Big Brother!
**[12:36] ---**
Thanks, Haduki. How did you guys do, Himeji?
**[12:39] ---**
We won, too.
**[12:41] ---**
Piece of cake!
**[12:42] ---**
Good! I hope both our teams
can advance to the final like this.
**[12:45] ---**
This is strange.
**[12:47] ---**
What's the matter, Sakamoto?
**[12:49] ---**
Our opponents were a little...
**[12:50] ---**
Didn't we just have bad luck
since it's decided randomly?
**[12:53] ---**
Even so, it's baffling.
**[12:55] ---**
Hideyoshi, Muttsulini,
prepare for the strategy.
**[12:59] ---**
Roger.
**[13:00] ---**
Got it.
**[13:01] ---**
Strategy?
**[13:02] ---**
If I'm right, we can't defeat our
next opponent if we fight head to head.
**[13:07] ---**
Huh?
**[13:08] ---**
In the red corner, from Year 2, Class A,
Shouko Kirishima and Yuuko Kinoshita!
**[13:13] ---**
I knew it. So they're putting these
two from Class A up against us, huh?
**[13:17] ---**
Just as we expected.
**[13:19] ---**
I'm counting on you, Hideyoshi.
**[13:21] ---**
Way to go! Hideyoshi
trading places with Kinoshita...
**[13:26] ---**
That's a strategy that works only for twins!
**[13:27] ---**
Did you really think it would be that easy?
**[13:28] ---**
What? Hideyoshi...?
**[13:30] ---**
Hideyoshi? You mean that idiot?
**[13:34] ---**
Sorry, I made a blunder.
**[13:36] ---**
What?!
**[13:37] ---**
I know how you think, Yuuji.
**[13:41] ---**
Now that it's come to this, I have
no choice but to use our trump card.
**[13:44] ---**
Trump card? You have a plan?!
**[13:47] ---**
Sure. Yuuji, say exactly what I tell you to.
**[13:51] ---**
Okay. I'll leave things to you this time.
**[13:55] ---**
Shouko, listen to me.
**[13:57] ---**
Shouko, listen to me!
**[14:00] ---**
I want to win the tournament no matter what.
**[14:03] ---**
I want to win the tournament no matter what!
**[14:05] ---**
--If I win the tournament...
--If I win the tournament...
**[14:07] ---**
--I'll propose to you!
--If I win the tournament...
**[14:08] ---**
--I'll propose...
**[14:09] ---**
--I love you, Shouko.
--I'll propose--
**[14:10] ---**
Wait! Hey! Why would I say that, you idiot?!
**[14:13] ---**
Rah!
**[14:19] ---**
If I win the tournament, I'll propose to you!
**[14:22] ---**
I love you, Shouko!
**[14:29] ---**
I lose.
**[14:31] ---**
Rep!
**[14:33] ---**
Even if I'm fighting by myself, I won't lose!
**[14:35] ---**
The fighting subject is...
**[14:36] ---**
Health and Physical Education! Start!
**[14:38] ---**
Summon!
**[14:40] ---**
I've got another plan! Here I come!
I'll show my strongest summon!
**[14:51] ---**
Summon!
**[14:55] ---**
See that?! Killer technique!
Summoning a substitute!
**[14:58] ---**
Go ahead and beat that if you can!
**[15:02] ---**
Teacher, that's a foul play.
**[15:05] ---**
Oh shoot!
**[15:09] ---**
I love you... Shouko!
**[15:15] ---**
We'll withdraw.
**[15:17] ---**
Rep?!
**[15:18] ---**
Since the team in the red corner withdrew,
**[15:19] ---**
the winner is the
Sakamoto-Yoshii team in the blue corner!
**[15:28] ---**
"Chinese-style café: European"
**[15:29] ---**
You son of a bitch!
What the hell kind of stunt was that?!
**[15:31] ---**
It was your fault that she saw
through your strategy, wasn't it?!
**[15:34] ---**
Give me a break! To think
that you put my life in danger...!
**[15:37] ---**
I'm surprised that you guys won like that.
**[15:40] ---**
That's okay. We all advanced
to the semi finals, so...
**[15:44] ---**
Yeah. Both teams came
this far. Winning the tournament
**[15:47] ---**
is no longer a dream, is it?
**[15:49] ---**
This is amazing!
**[15:50] ---**
I'll try hard to give you my
support so that you'll win, Big Brother!
**[15:55] ---**
Thanks, Haduki. I'll do my best!
**[15:57] ---**
We're now starting the semi finals.
**[15:59] ---**
In the red corner, from Year 2, Class F,
Mizuki Himeji and Minami Shimada!
**[16:03] ---**
Oh no...
**[16:04] ---**
Well, that's fine. Our goal is to
produce a champion from Class F.
**[16:09] ---**
We don't have to push too hard to win here.
**[16:11] ---**
Yeah. We'll lose quickly so that Himeji
and Minami can conserve their power.
**[16:16] ---**
Stupid Big Brother! Go for it!
**[16:19] ---**
Haduki...
**[16:20] ---**
I'm cheering for you! So please don't lose!
**[16:24] ---**
*Sorry, Haduki. Grown-ups have to
deal with things kids don't understand...*
**[16:28] ---**
If you win, I'll give you a
grown-ups' kiss as a reward!
**[16:31] ---**
What?!
**[16:32] ---**
Huh?
**[16:33] ---**
Not just a kiss, but I'll
take a bath with you!
**[16:36] ---**
What?!
**[16:37] ---**
Take a bath together...!
**[16:40] ---**
You'll be tired, so I'll wash off your back!
**[16:44] ---**
Grrrr...
**[16:48] ---**
After all, we should fight seriously, right?
**[16:51] ---**
W-Wait! Our goal is...
**[16:53] ---**
--Drop dead!
- -Drop dead!
**[16:59] ---**
It's rude if you go easy
on us purposely, right?
**[17:02] ---**
Oh no... If we fight seriously,
I'll be in pain from the feedback!
**[17:05] ---**
--Kill him!
- -Kill him!
**[17:11] ---**
What is this...?
**[17:12] ---**
We're all from Class F and yet,
**[17:14] ---**
why do I really feel like
I'm playing an away game?
**[17:16] ---**
Give it up, Akihisa.
We'll quickly lose and leave.
**[17:20] ---**
I won't forgive you if you lose on purpose.
**[17:22] ---**
Shouko?!
**[17:23] ---**
You said that you'd propose
to me if you win the tournament.
**[17:26] ---**
If you lose on purpose,
we'll get married immediately.
**[17:28] ---**
Same difference!
**[17:30] ---**
Wh-What're we gonna do?
**[17:33] ---**
Now that it's come to this, we'll
win and won't let them complain!
**[17:35] ---**
But how can we defeat Himeji and Minami?
**[17:38] ---**
The fighting subject is...
**[17:39] ---**
Classic Japanese! Start!
**[17:41] ---**
"Video does not depict actual match."
**[17:41] ---**
Summon!
**[17:53] ---**
An Avatar with only
6 points is virtually non-existent.
**[17:56] ---**
Of course! Let's go, Akihisa!
**[17:59] ---**
Okay!
**[18:00] ---**
Summon!
**[18:02] ---**
Akihisa...!
**[18:03] ---**
I'm honestly feeling bad.
**[18:09] ---**
You don't give up, do you?!
Stop fighting and get beaten!
**[18:11] ---**
We'll send you to the
afterlife with a single blow.
**[18:14] ---**
Eek! If I'm beaten with that
score, I'll really die from the pain!
**[18:19] ---**
Akihisa! Block Himeji's weapon!
I'll do something about her!
**[18:23] ---**
Okay! I'll try!
**[18:33] ---**
Ahh!
**[18:34] ---**
Eek! What're you doing?!
**[18:37] ---**
Let go!
**[18:39] ---**
Yuuji! Now! Be careful to avoid me!
**[18:41] ---**
Take this!
**[18:45] ---**
Huh?
**[18:50] ---**
The winner is the Sakamoto-Yoshii
team in the blue corner!
**[18:53] ---**
It didn't make any difference
who I got beaten by, did it?
**[18:58] ---**
Huh?
**[18:59] ---**
--Bring death to the traitor!
--H-Hey! Wait!
**[19:04] ---**
Why am I the only one...
**[19:05] ---**
Don't worry. I won't let
your useless death go in vain.
**[19:09] ---**
How is a useless death not in vain?!
**[19:11] ---**
Huh?
**[19:13] ---**
I obtained some information.
**[19:14] ---**
Information?
**[19:15] ---**
It was as you thought, Yuuji.
**[19:17] ---**
I see... I knew it.
**[19:20] ---**
Akihisa, we'll fight seriously in the final.
**[19:22] ---**
Yep.
**[19:23] ---**
"Final"
**[19:24] ---**
The final battle will finally be held
as all the academy students watch.
**[19:29] ---**
Believe it or not, those
who advanced to the final
**[19:32] ---**
are the duo from Class F,
the lowest marked class.
**[19:35] ---**
We may now have to
revise our perception of Class F.
**[19:39] ---**
Their opponent is the duo
from Year 3, Class A.
**[19:43] ---**
Year 3, Class A?!
**[19:44] ---**
In the red corner, from Year 3, Class A,
**[19:47] ---**
Shunpei Natsukawa and Yuusaku Tsunemura!
**[19:50] ---**
The Toko-Natsu Duo?!
**[19:52] ---**
Akihisa!
**[19:53] ---**
Aki!
**[19:54] ---**
I'm surprised to see
you've advanced to the final.
**[19:58] ---**
But this is it for you.
**[20:02] ---**
We'll crush you to our heart's content!
**[20:10] ---**
You still have that stuff on your head?!
**[20:12] ---**
I can't get it off!
**[20:14] ---**
You're a perv!
**[20:15] ---**
You're the one who stuck it on!
**[20:17] ---**
Upperclassmen, are you
done with your cheap tricks?
**[20:20] ---**
What? Cheap tricks?
**[20:21] ---**
You guys are the ones who played
with our opponent selections, aren't you?
**[20:25] ---**
Tsk. We went the trouble to
make it so that you'd lose quickly
**[20:27] ---**
so that we could save you the
embarrassment of losing to us.
**[20:30] ---**
Seriously, to see you
toughed it out this far...
**[20:32] ---**
We'll settle yesterday's
incident right here, right now!
**[20:35] ---**
That's fine! We'll take you on!
**[20:37] ---**
Just wait and see. I'll crush you
with English, my favorite subject!
**[20:43] ---**
"Fighting Subject" "English"
**[20:44] ---**
Both teams, prepare for battle!
**[20:47] ---**
"Fighting Subject"
"Japanese History"
**[20:49] ---**
What?!
**[20:50] ---**
It's not English?!
**[20:51] ---**
"Yuuji"
**[20:52] ---**
Good job, Muttsulini!
**[20:53] ---**
That was a piece of cake.
**[20:55] ---**
Yuuji...
**[20:56] ---**
You played all sorts of cheap tricks.
**[20:59] ---**
This level of handicap
shouldn't be a problem.
**[21:00] ---**
Dammit!
**[21:02] ---**
Summon!
**[21:06] ---**
Summon!
**[21:10] ---**
What?!
**[21:11] ---**
We're standing even?!
**[21:12] ---**
Aki normally has about 60 points!
**[21:15] ---**
That's amazing, Akihisa!
**[21:17] ---**
We're not gonna hold back!
**[21:20] ---**
Shut up!
**[21:24] ---**
I'll take you on!
**[21:27] ---**
What?!
**[21:31] ---**
How dare you! You're only a Class F student!
**[21:35] ---**
Now!
**[21:39] ---**
I'll show you... the difference in
our experiences! Thank me for it!
**[21:47] ---**
Take this!
**[21:53] ---**
I heard that you're a probationary student.
**[21:56] ---**
That must really hurt.
**[22:09] ---**
Akihisa! You son of a bitch! Show some guts!
**[22:26] ---**
You can still fight, can't you, partner?
**[22:28] ---**
Of course!
**[22:32] ---**
He's struggling fruitlessly.
I'll finish him off!
**[22:47] ---**
Go!
**[22:53] ---**
To think you threw your weapon...! Fine!
**[22:56] ---**
Got you!
**[23:00] ---**
What?!
**[23:02] ---**
Akihisa!
**[23:31] ---**
The winner is the team in the blue corner!
**[23:34] ---**
Say...
**[23:35] ---**
...what?!
**[23:39] ---**
The champions of the Summoner
Test Tournament have been decided!
**[23:43] ---**
The Yuuji Sakamoto-Akihisa
Yoshii team from Year 2, Class F!
**[23:49] ---**
We did it, Akihisa.
**[23:51] ---**
Yep.
**[23:52] ---**
Dammit! We can't accept this!
**[23:54] ---**
What? Do you still have complaints?
**[23:56] ---**
Of course we do!
You constantly cheated in your battles!
**[24:00] ---**
Call them battles of wits.
**[24:01] ---**
You guys cheated, too!
**[24:03] ---**
Okay, then! We'll expose everything!
**[24:07] ---**
This tournament is void!
**[24:10] ---**
What?!
**[24:10] ---**
They're gonna expose our
cheatings over the school PA system!
**[24:13] ---**
Oh no! If our victory becomes void...
**[24:19] ---**
Akihisa!
**[24:20] ---**
That's it!
**[24:23] ---**
Let me borrow this a bit.
**[24:25] ---**
Wh-What're you gonna...
**[24:32] ---**
I'm not gonna let them
get in the way of our victory!
**[24:34] ---**
We have to win the championship
and purchase new equipment!
**[24:38] ---**
We're not gonna let Himeji change schools!
**[24:50] ---**
All right!
**[24:51] ---**
Good job, Akihisa!
**[25:15] ---**
Ah...
**[25:15] ---**
Shoot...
**[25:16] ---**
You brats...!
**[25:19] ---**
Not there!
**[25:23] ---**
Are you okay, stupid Big Brother?
**[25:26] ---**
Seriously, there's such a
thing as going too far, you know?
**[25:30] ---**
But those guys were...
**[25:32] ---**
By paying for the repair of
the damaged school buildings,
**[25:34] ---**
most of the funds for replacing
the equipment disappeared.
**[25:38] ---**
What...?!
**[25:40] ---**
We have just enough to
buy low tables at best.
**[25:43] ---**
We put the cart before the horse.
**[25:45] ---**
Then... what happens to
Himeji's changing schools?
**[25:49] ---**
Akihisa!
**[25:50] ---**
Himeji...
**[25:51] ---**
Where have you been, Mizuki?
**[25:54] ---**
I was with my father for a bit.
**[25:56] ---**
What?
**[25:57] ---**
So he came to see the tournament...
**[25:58] ---**
This is hopeless...
**[26:00] ---**
My father said that...
**[26:03] ---**
if I am to continue attending this
school, not only should I study hard,
**[26:06] ---**
but I should also build physical strength.
**[26:09] ---**
Then...!
**[26:10] ---**
He also said that...
**[26:12] ---**
...I have good friends.
**[26:25] ---**
Yep! He's right!
**[26:43] ---**
*Yasumi no yokujitsu wa yasumi ni surubeki da*
**[26:52] ---**
*Yasumi no zenjitsu mo yasumi ni surubeki da*
**[27:01] ---**
*Owaritakunai! Tsuzuite hoshii!*
**[27:05] ---**
*Heya kara wa detakunai!*
**[27:10] ---**
*Shinjitakunai! Shinjirarenai!*
**[27:14] ---**
*Getsuyou wa kirai*
**[27:21] ---**
*Okinakya owaru*
**[27:26] ---**
*Sakaraenai suima ni*
**[27:31] ---**
*Ato chotto dake nebareru*
**[27:35] ---**
*Yume no naka wa shiawase!*
**[27:39] ---**
*Okitara iitomo owatta "dame kamo..."*
**[27:44] ---**
*Yume no tsuzuki wa horaa na genjitsu*
**[27:48] ---**
*Imasara jitabata shitemo
jikan wa modorya shinai*
**[27:53] ---**
*Futatabi yume no sekai e daibu*
**[27:59] ---**
We're now starting the closing party.
**[28:02] ---**
To students, please
gather in the school building.
**[28:07] ---**
There were many misunderstandings,
but they were all due to bad luck.
**[28:11] ---**
So let's start ov--
**[28:13] ---**
"Kyouji Nemoto's Photo Collection"
**[28:14] ---**
Please wait! Yuuka!
**[28:18] ---**
Yuuji, your promise... Propose...
**[28:21] ---**
Dammit!
**[28:23] ---**
The testimony gained by torture
won't work as evidence in a trial!
**[28:29] ---**
Uhm... Akihisa...
**[28:31] ---**
I-If you like... shall we...
**[28:35] ---**
Let's dance a folk dance!
**[28:38] ---**
Okay! Let's dance, Haduki!
**[28:40] ---**
Oh no...
**[28:42] ---**
Akihisa...
**[28:44] ---**
What complicated guys they are...
**[28:47] ---**
Yep.
**[28:48] ---**
*Thus, the Refreshing Festival has ended.*
**[28:52] ---**
*Their cheeks blushing
from the burning flames,*
**[28:54] ---**
*the students held their
feelings in their hearts*
**[28:56] ---**
*as the night of the festival wore on.*
**[28:59] ---**
"The end"