Season 3

1 - Day 1 - Me, Maids, and a New Start

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    Here at the Fumizuki Academy,
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    a school festival called the
    "Refreshing Festival" will soon be held.

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    "The school festival is around the corner!!"
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    Since this school is using special systems,
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    such as the Summoner Test War,
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    there's a huge turnout for
    the school festival every year.

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    In order to live up to
    people's expectations,

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    the students rouse themselves
    and strive to prepare for it.

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    Around that time, Year 2, Class F was...
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    Come back... Come back to life, Muttsulini!
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    ...trying resuscitation.
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    If the red threads of fate are tangled
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    I'll tie them into a bow
    even if I need to do it by force

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    Don't untie that exciting
    future of ours! It's a promise, okay?

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    I'm training my heart muscles
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    I'll accomplish my love splendidly!
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    (LOVE) The data from (CRY) a failed love
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    (TRASH) can no longer be
    of any help, it's so obvious

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    (SO) Whenever I'm with you
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    It's like it's my first love... Am I cute?
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    We talk like we understand,
    noisily, noisily, noisily!

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    My friends are chatty
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    But what everyone wants to
    know is their own score in love

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    Oh? An average score is out of
    question? My Darling is a cut above

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    In practice, it's a terrible unrequited love
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    Let's start leveling up. High! High! High!
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    If the red threads of fate are tangled
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    I'll tie them into a bow
    even if I need to do it by force

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    Thumping heart panic!
    A sudden development with you!

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    Don't look that way! Come with me!
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    I'm training my heart muscles
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    Surprisingly, today again,
    I'm tough and blindly in love!

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    BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts-
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    "Day 1"
    "Me, Maids, and a New Start"
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    A few days ago...
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    ...the students started preparing
    for the Refreshing Festival.

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    Around that time, Year 2, Class F was...
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    Play ball!
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    ...playing baseball.
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    C'mon, Yoshii!
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    I'll take you on, Sugawa!
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    For the next pitch...
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    Throw a curve ball...
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    ...at the batter's head...!
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    Hey! That's a foul play!
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    Don't hold back! Throw with all your might!
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    Of course I'll hold back!
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    You brats! Why are you slacking off?!
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    Oh shoot! It's Iron Man!
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    Yoshii! You again?!
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    Why do you always have something against me?!
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    There's no question that the
    ringleader is Yuuji, the class rep, right?!
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    Hm? Throw a forkball...
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    ...at Iron Man's...
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    ...crotch?!
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    Hey, stop messing around!
    Besides, I'm the one who'll get scolded!
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    All of you, just go back to your classroom!
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    You're the only class that hasn't
    decided what to do for the school festival!
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    Okay...
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    So... we're gonna decide
    what to do for the school festival.
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    Raise your hand if there's
    something you wanna do.
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    Okay, Muttsulini.
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    A photo studio.
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    What kind of photos are
    you planning on displaying?
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    It's a secret.
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    A secret...?
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    In the room, we'll display
    precious photos that offer a peek
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    into a mysterious world.
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    At least it's a suggestion.
    Write it down on the blackboard.
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    Okay...
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    Photo studio...
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    A secret... A... A secret?
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    Peek... I-In the room...
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    Is there anything else?
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    Ah... Himeji.
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    Uhm... How about a wedding café?
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    Similar to maid cafés,
    waitresses will wear a wedding dress.
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    Oh, that might be cute. Sounds like
    it's something girls would really like.
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    Guys might like it, too.
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    Marriage is the graveyard of life.
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    Akihisa, write it down.
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    Wedding... Life...
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    Anything else?
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    How about a Chinese-style café?
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    To do something different from
    other classes, we'll serve dim sum.
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    They say that there's no other
    genre as deep as Chinese culture...
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    ...although it's being overshadowed
    by European culture these days.
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    Akihisa, write it down.
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    Uhm... Chinese style... European...
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    Hey, Akihisa. Aren't you writing
    only those words stuck in your hea--
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    You brats! Have you decided
    what you're gonna do in the festival?
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    There're three ideas so far.
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    "Photo studio" "Secret peeking room" "Wedding café"
    "Graveyard of life" "Chinese-style café" "European"
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    Maybe I should increase the
    amount of remedial classes.
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    Ah! What the heck is this?!
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    Geez, why don't you do
    things a little more seriously?
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    Don't you wanna make a profit so
    you can improve your class equipment?!
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    Do you mean us buying
    desks with the money we make?
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    Whoa! I didn't think of that.
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    Is that allowed, Teacher?!
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    You may be really stupid,
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    but I never expected your desks
    would go even below the cardboard boxes.
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    Although it is a penalty,
    if it interferes with your studies,
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    then we're getting our priorities wrong.
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    I'll negotiate with the principal
    to give you permission to do so
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    as part of the school events.
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    Really?!
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    So we won't have to study with a
    drawing board and a mat like this, huh?
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    That will allow me to
    get the better of my father!
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    Your father?
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    Ah! Nothing... Never mind.
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    I-In any case, that
    sounds interesting, doesn't it?
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    Okay then, I'll take a vote!
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    --Splendidly done.
    --Raise your hand for what you wanna do.
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    "Fumizuki Academy Refreshing Festival"
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    Okay, this should do it.
    I hope we'll have a bunch of customers.
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    We can't afford to fail this time,
    so try very hard, okay, Aki?
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    Hm? What do you mean by "this time"?
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    Well, I was asked not to tell anyone, but...
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    ...Mizuki may have to change schools.
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    Himeji may have to...
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    ...change schools?!
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    Oh no... when we still have to
    make a lot of fun memories...!

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    She's the only one who brings
    a breath of fresh air to Class F!

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    What's gonna happen if she changes schools?!
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    Everyone will lose their
    hope, the class will fall apart
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    and we'll enter a hell
    where violence and looting rule.
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    We'll all have mohawk haircuts,
    just like in Fist of the North Star,
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    and spend every day fighting
    over the single heroine, Hideyoshi!
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    Akihisa's having a system meltdown.
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    He's bad at dealing with
    unexpected situations.
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    Akihisa! Wake up!
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    Hideyoshi...
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    Will you still like me even
    if I have a mohawk haircut?
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    What kind of thought process would lead
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    from Mizuki's changing
    schools to this kind of reaction?
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    Why is Himeji changing schools?!
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    She said her parents are worried
    about her studying in Class F.
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    We can't blame them.
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    She's among guys with low marks
    and is in a very bad environment.
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    It's just natural that they worry.
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    If she changes schools, she can
    study in a normal environment.
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    So that's why she said she
    could get the better of her father.
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    I see. If we buy a full
    set of decent equipment,
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    she might be able to
    persuade her father, huh?
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    If that's the case, we
    can't fail, huh, Akihisa?
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    Right.
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    We're back!
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    Himeji!
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    Tsuchiya made a dish for the
    Chinese-style café. Could you guys try it?
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    Sesame dumplings.
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    Well then, I'll try.
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    Whoa! This is good!
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    Yeah! It's crispy outside and sticky inside.
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    It's good that it's not too sweet.
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    This makes me want to drink some tea.
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    I'll go make some.
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    Oh, I'll help you.
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    So this is that good? Maybe I'll try, too.
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    Yeah! It's hard outside and gluey inside.
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    It's not too sweet or too spicy. It's very...
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    What's wrong, Akihisa?!
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    Muttsulini, did you really
    make those sesame dumplings?
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    I'm certain of it.
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    I made three...
    Why were there more than three?
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    From the symptoms, there's no
    doubt that it was what Himeji made.
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    That was close! It was
    Russian roulette with 50-50 odds!
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    --Woosh... Grandpa, I'm coming now...
    --He really is a guy with bad luck.
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    And then, on the day of
    the school festival...

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    "Chinese-style café"
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    Welcome to the Chinese-style café, European!
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    Someone! Please, someone resuscitate him!
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    We've already done this scene.
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    Akihisa, we don't have enough people.
    Could you help in the kitchen?
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    I guess it can't be helped.
    I'll do it myself.
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    "Chinese-style café: European"
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    Thank you very much!
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    Welcome! We're currently asking our
    customers who their favorite waitress is.
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    Please vote on your way out!
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    It now looks like a café more or less.
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    Yeah. We're getting many
    customers, too. Looks like it's a success.
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    Hey, just how long are
    you gonna make us wait?!
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    Hm?
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    What's the problem with this café?
    Aren't you gonna take our orders?!
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    Y-Yes, I'll be right there.
    Hold on a second, please.
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    Huh?! We've been waiting all this time!
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    We've got other places we gotta go too.
    Don't make us wait forever, you idiots!
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    I-I'm sorry! Hold on a second, please!
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    What's their problem, acting so big?
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    Those Year 3 guys... Troublesome customers...
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    Seriously, we're hungry!
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    "Sesame Dumplings: 200 yen" "Sample"
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    Oh?
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    Hey, those look good.
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    It's hard outside and gluey inside.
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    It's not too sweet or too spicy. It's...
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    Oh shoot! This is bad!
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    300 joules! Charge!
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    300! Roger!
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    Three, two, one!
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    Phew, that was close.
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    You guys seem quite used to it.
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    I'm always hovering
    between life and death, so...
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    But what on earth happened?
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    Th-This is...
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    To think that there're
    people who'd eat sample food...
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    Wh-What the hell's with the food here?!
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    Are you trying to kill us?!
    I-It's no laughing matter, you bastards!
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    This isn't good. We have to
    somehow smooth things over.

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    Congratulations! You're the
    first one to hit the jackpot!
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    Hit the jackpot?
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    Do you have a gift or something?
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    What? A gift? Let's see...
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    Here! Say "ahh"!
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    No way we can eat that!
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    You bastard! You won't get away with this!
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    We're gonna make it so that
    you'll have to close this café.
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    What?! You ate them on your own!
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    Shut up! Who's in charg--
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    I'm the class rep, Yuuji Sakamoto.
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    Is there something you're unsatisfied with?
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    N-Natsukawa was just knocked off his feet.
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    That was my special
    negotiation skill, "start with a punch."
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    Stop messing around, you bastard!
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    And, this is my special negotiation
    skill, "follow up with a kick."
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    Ow, ow, ow... Hm? Tsunemura!
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    Also, I can finish up with
    my special negotiation skill,
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    "strangle them with a
    pro-wrestling technique."
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    N-No thanks. That was enough.
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    I see. Then...
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    ...this concludes the negotiation.
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    That's a pretty good lock, isn't it?
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    That's the Karl Gotch style, huh?
SIGN    "Order" "Food Name -- Amount" "Sesame dumpling -- 2 pieces"
SIGN    "Punch and kick -- 1 each"
     "German suplex Karl Gotch style
     -- Complete set"
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    Thank you very much.
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    It's somehow gotten slow.
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    This is strange. It's lunch time right now.
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    If it stays like this, it won't be good.
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    Welcome! Ah...
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    Hello, Stupid Big Brother!
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    Haduki! You came!
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    Yes! This is the long-awaited
    school festival! I'll help you!
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    Thank you, Haduki.
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    You don't have to worry, since
    this is my future husband's café!
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    Also, I've already
    given you my first kiss, so...
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    Huh? Why am I on the floor?
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    Tsuchiya! Give me some forks.
    Five should be enough.
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    I need some, too, so ten forks, please.
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    We're now starting the inquisition.
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    At any rate, immediate death penalty.
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    Ow! Ow! Hey! Hear me out, guys!
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    I know you took the trouble to
    come, but our café is so deserted
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    that it even looks like it's run-down.
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    So it's not like we need help.
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    I see... I wanted to wear
    a Chinese dress, too.
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    One hundred meat buns, rush order, please.
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    Get them yourself.
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    This may be because of that rumor.
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    Rumor?
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    Yes.
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    "First School Festival
    Haduki's Story Episode 1"
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    On my way here, I got
    lost, so I asked people,
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    "Where is stupidest Big Brother's café?"
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    Then everyone told me this place right away.
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    You're already like a landmark.
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    Are you talking about me?!
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    But they also told me that this
    place was filthy so I'd better not go.
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    What?!
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    Oh no...
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    We all cleaned this place together
    and even decorated it neatly!
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    Those customers who came
    earlier didn't seem unsatisfied.
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    I'm sure they were happy with our café.
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    Except for two.
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    Ah...
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    Probably that Toko-Natsu Duo
    is spreading a bad rumor about us.
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    Toko-Natsu?
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    Their names are Tsunemura and Natsukawa.
[16:09] ---
    So if we put the first Chinese
    characters in their names together,
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    it's read Toko-Natsu.
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    I see.
[16:13] ---
    Now that it's come to this, we have no choice
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    but to find them and negotiate one more time.
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    Haduki, where'd you hear that rumor?
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    At a café where there are
    a lot of pretty big sisters!
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    Okay! I'll search high and low!
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    It seems like the goal has changed...
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    "Maid café"
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    So this is the café Haduki was talking
    about, huh? Nothing seems unusual.
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    It's too soon to judge.
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    Welcome home, Master.
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    Wow, you look pretty, Kirishima.
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    Thanks, Yoshii.
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    Welcome home. I won't let
    you leave tonight, my darling.
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    Can I leave now?
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    Here is the menu.
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    Let's see... I'll have...
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    ...water, please.
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    Certainly, sir.
[17:09] ---
    What about you, Master?
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    Shouko, what's with this menu?
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    Today's Special. Honeymoon with a maid.
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    Lovey-dovey date with a maid.
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    A sweet kiss with a maid.
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    Supplies are limited, so please order soon.
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    Fat chance!
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    Whoa! This place is neat and nice!
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    The Chinese-style café by Year 2,
    Class F that we went to earlier was terrible.
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    What a difference!
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    Their café is filthy and has a weird smell.
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    Their waitresses are ugly. On top of that,
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    they named a Chinese-style café, "European."
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    Are they stupid or what?
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    Those bastards!
    They're telling nothing but lies!
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    One of those is true, though.
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    I won't let them get away with this!
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    Hold on. If we attack them here, our
    bad reputation will spread even more.
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    Use your head.
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    Then what're we gonna do?
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    Well...
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    Shouko, let us borrow your maid costume.
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    Okay.
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    Wait! Wait! What're you doing?!
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    You said you wanted me, so...
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    Not you, a maid costume!
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    And, I meant let us borrow
    it if you have an extra one!
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    I'll go bring one.
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    Don't make it so obvious
    that you're disappointed!
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    Yuuji, what're we gonna
    do with the maid costume?
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    Obviously, we're gonna
    ask Hideyoshi for help.
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    I see, that's a good idea.
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    "Changing clothes"
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    How's this? Does this look womanly?
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    Whoa... Well done, Hideyoshi.
    That looks pretty good.
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    I'm very good at this kind of makeup.
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    E-Even a bra?!
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    If you aren't prepared perfectly,
    you can't get into the role.
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    Normally, even underwear is...
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    Th-That's...
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    "Maid café"
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    Seriously, I don't understand
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    why a person would go to
    that filthy Chinese-style café!
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    After all, it's Class
    F. It can't be any good.
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    Hm?
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    What do you want, lady?
[19:04] ---
    Wow, you're quite a cutie.
[19:09] ---
    Hm? What's the matter? Did you fall in...
[19:11] ---
    Go to hell!
[19:15] ---
    Shoot! It wasn't far enough.
[19:17] ---
    Y-You are a guy from Class F...!
[19:19] ---
    Crap!
[19:20] ---
    Eek! This guy is peeking up my skirt!
[19:25] ---
    What?! H-Hold on a...
[19:30] ---
    To think that you act so
    shamelessly in public... You slimeball!
[19:33] ---
    What're you saying?! We're the victims!
[19:36] ---
    Shut up! You rubbed the
    waitress's breasts, didn't you?!
[19:39] ---
    Ahh! This guy is a perv!
[19:40] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...
[19:42] ---
    Hm? What the hell is this?
[19:44] ---
    What? I can't get it off!
[19:46] ---
    See? He's rubbing them.
[19:48] ---
    That's totally different!
[19:53] ---
    Tsk! Things are looking bad for us.
    We're getting out of here, Natsukawa!
[19:56] ---
    Hold it!
[19:57] ---
    "Haunted House" "Entrance"
[20:00] ---
    Hmm... They're made well,
    but fakes are fakes, after all.
[20:05] ---
    I wonder if there's something scarier.
[20:10] ---
    Those bastards! They
    won't get away with this!
[20:13] ---
    Now that it's come to this, we'll do
    whatever it takes to make them pay!
[20:16] ---
    What're we gonna do?!
[20:17] ---
    I have an idea. Let's go!
[20:21] ---
    Wh-What was that?
[20:23] ---
    I must've had a dream since
    I was really hoping for scary stuff.
[20:27] ---
    But if I hope for pretty
    stuff instead, I bet...
[20:36] ---
    H-How pretty...
[20:39] ---
    Oh no!
[20:40] ---
    I've got my sweet honey, Yoshii, in my heart!
[20:44] ---
    But her unearthly beauty is...
[20:47] ---
    No! It means that I'm denying
    my feelings towards Yoshii...

[20:51] ---
    Shoot! I didn't ask her name and class!
[20:54] ---
    But I've got Yoshii...
[20:57] ---
    If I go after her now...
[20:58] ---
    But I've got Yoshii...
[21:00] ---
    Ahhh! What should I do?!
[21:04] ---
    Please do whatever you want.
[21:06] ---
    "Chinese-style café: European"
[21:09] ---
    Welcome!
[21:15] ---
    We're getting more customers, aren't we?
[21:17] ---
    Aki and Sakamoto might've pulled it off.
[21:19] ---
    I'll help you out a lot!
[21:22] ---
    You bastards!
[21:28] ---
    Tsk! We let them get away.
[21:30] ---
    What're we gonna do, Yuuji?
[21:31] ---
    If they spread bad rumors
    again somewhere else...
[21:34] ---
    Hm?
[21:36] ---
    What's the matter, Muttsulini?
[21:38] ---
    We've got a problem.
    Our waitress got kidnapped.
[21:41] ---
    What?!
[21:45] ---
    Hello?
[21:46] ---
    Hey. You really went and did it earlier!
[21:49] ---
    We're having your cute
    waitress play with us right now.
[21:54] ---
    Your sales must be coming down
    by now without your poster girl, huh?
[21:59] ---
    Give Himeji and Minami back!
[22:01] ---
    Oh-oh, you should try not to upset me.
[22:04] ---
    Don't worry. We'll have plenty
    of fun with that waitress of yours.
[22:11] ---
    Those bastards...! I won't forgive them!
[22:14] ---
    Muttsulini, can you figure out
    where the Toko-Natsu Duo is hiding?
[22:18] ---
    It'll take a while.
[22:19] ---
    Okay, do it.
[22:20] ---
    "Boys Changing Room"
[22:26] ---
    Are those images from the
    surveillance cameras within the school?
[22:29] ---
    But many of them seem to be
    positioned at too low an angle for that...
[22:32] ---
    These are my surveillance cameras.
[22:37] ---
    I've set up video monitoring
    in 32 places within the school.
[22:41] ---
    It doesn't look like the
    Toko-Natsu Duo is in any of those places.
[22:43] ---
    I've set up audio monitoring in 57 places.
[22:46] ---
    Switch to audio monitoring.
[23:08] ---
    Right? They were pissed.
[23:11] ---
    Serves them right.
[23:14] ---
    Bingo!
[23:15] ---
    Where is it coming from?
[23:18] ---
    PE storeroom.
[23:19] ---
    Okay!
[23:26] ---
    Whoa!
[23:28] ---
    Ahh!
[23:30] ---
    What the...!
[23:33] ---
    Whoa!
[23:42] ---
    Oof!
[23:49] ---
    Whoa!
[23:50] ---
    What?!
[23:50] ---
    Sorry!
[23:55] ---
    Whoa!
[24:13] ---
    Just wait, Himeji! Minami!
[24:20] ---
    What?!
[24:23] ---
    How did you figure out where we were?!
[24:33] ---
    Himeji! Minami!
[24:37] ---
    What's the matter, Akihisa?
[24:39] ---
    Those two are working at the café.
[24:41] ---
    Hideyoshi... Why are you here?
[24:44] ---
    They forced me to come here
    and made me play a game with them.
[24:48] ---
    So you were having plenty of fun.
[24:50] ---
    Bummed...
[24:53] ---
    Thus, the first day of the
    Refreshing Festival ended.

[24:58] ---
    "European Sales List"
    "Amount" "Total"
[24:59] ---
    How were the sales, Shimada?
[25:01] ---
    This is amazing!
[25:02] ---
    Even after subtracting the cost,
    we have enough to buy system desks!
[25:06] ---
    Really?!
[25:07] ---
    Hm?
[25:09] ---
    What're these huge sales?
[25:11] ---
    Hm? Let's see...
[25:13] ---
    Splendid photo collection
    set A by Muttsulini Trading...
[25:18] ---
    ...500 copies, all sold out.
[25:20] ---
    Refreshing Festival limited edition.
[25:22] ---
    Well, anyway, it means today was a success.
[25:25] ---
    Stupid Big Brother, this is
    amazing! I'm happy for you!
[25:28] ---
    Thanks, Haduki. This is thanks to your help.
[25:33] ---
    The sales are thanks to our waitresses
    with great customer-drawing power.
[25:37] ---
    "Results"
[25:38] ---
    I'm done with the voting results.
[25:41] ---
    Today's most popular waitress is...
[25:49] ---
    "Aki"
    "I didn't know we had such a cutie"
[25:55] ---
    I'm not even saying that
    I want to be No. 1, but...
[25:58] ---
    This frustration... How
    should I deal with it?
[26:03] ---
    I'm happy for you, Akihisa.
    You got first place for a change.
[26:07] ---
    I'm not happy about it!
[26:10] ---
    All right! Listen, everyone.
    This is important!
[26:13] ---
    Hm?
[26:14] ---
    I went to negotiate with the
    principal on your equipment.
[26:17] ---
    As a special case, she says you can
    buy equipment with the café's profit.
[26:24] ---
    However... under one condition!
[26:28] ---
    On the second day of the Refreshing Festival,
[26:29] ---
    a Summoner Test Tournament will be held.
[26:31] ---
    If the champion team belongs to your class,
[26:34] ---
    she'll allow your replacement purchase.
[26:36] ---
    Summoner Test Tournament?
[26:38] ---
    It's a random tournament by
    selected teams throughout the academy.
[26:42] ---
    They're all formidable enemies.
[26:44] ---
    Oh no...
[26:49] ---
    What do you wanna do, Akihisa?
[26:52] ---
    Of course! We'll do it!
[26:54] ---
    Those who'd like to participate,
    come up with teams and register!
[26:58] ---
    That is all!
[27:15] ---
    The day after a holiday should be a holiday!
[27:24] ---
    The day before a holiday
    should also be a holiday!

[27:33] ---
    I don't want it to end!
    I want it to keep going!

[27:37] ---
    I don't want to leave my room!
[27:42] ---
    I don't want to believe
    it! I can't believe it!

[27:46] ---
    I hate Monday
[27:54] ---
    If I don't get up, it'll be over
[27:58] ---
    I can't resist this sleepiness
[28:03] ---
    I can stay like this a bit longer
[28:07] ---
    I'm happy in my dreams!
[28:11] ---
    When I got up, the "iitomo"
    show had just ended, "Oh no..."

[28:16] ---
    The dream turns into a horrific reality
[28:20] ---
    At this point, even if I struggle,
    I can't get that time back

[28:25] ---
    So I'm going to dive into
    the world of dreams once again

[28:31] ---
    Thus, the dreams of Year 2,
    Class F carried on to the second day.

[28:37] ---
    And, here's also a man
    who chases after his dream.

[28:42] ---
    Ahh... I wonder who that was...
[28:50] ---
    I've got a good bargain photo today.
[28:54] ---
    Th-This is...!
[28:59] ---
    H-How much?
[29:00] ---
    Oh? What're you two doing?
[29:02] ---
    Yoshii! No...
[29:05] ---
    Y-You've got it all wrong!
[29:11] ---
    Huh?
[29:12] ---
    

2 - Day 2 - Idiots, Fireworks and the Summoner Tournament

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[00:15] ---
    Akihisa Yoshii was studying.
[00:18] ---
    I must win tomorrow's Summoner
    Test Tournament no matter what.
[00:22] ---
    For Himeji's sake, too,
    I absolutely cannot lose!
[00:25] ---
    Okay! I'll start with Japanese History,
    a subject I'm relatively good at!
[00:29] ---
    You're studying hard... Aki...
[00:33] ---
    Sis...
[00:34] ---
    I made you a late-evening snack.
[00:36] ---
    I wanted to make something
    homemade, but I didn't have much time.
[00:40] ---
    So please settle with this instant ramen.
[00:42] ---
    Th-This is...
[00:43] ---
    "Good Luck"
[00:44] ---
    I wrote it with mayo.
[00:46] ---
    I put my heart into it so
    that you can study hard.
[00:50] ---
    I-Is that right?
[00:52] ---
    Well, I should accept any challenge.
[00:53] ---
    Thanks for the food!
[00:56] ---
    This bright red soup, reminiscent
    of Szechuan-style super-spicy ramen,
[00:59] ---
    looks spicy but it actually isn't.
    It's also mysteriously sour
[01:02] ---
    and has a flavor that could be
    from either a vegetable or fruit.
[01:04] ---
    The déjà vu taste
    produced by those flavors is...
[01:07] ---
    Hey! What's this?
[01:08] ---
    I first wrote it with
    ketchup, but it got dissolved.
[01:12] ---
    Instant food is good as-is, so why...
[01:14] ---
    I made some rice balls, too.
[01:16] ---
    Oh, these might taste normal.
[01:19] ---
    Yep! It's wrapped with a piece
    of nori that smells of the ocean.
[01:23] ---
    It's strongly flavored with unrefined
    salt, which stimulates my appetite.
[01:25] ---
    The rice is cooked
    slightly sweet and fluffily soft
[01:28] ---
    and this crunchy texture is...
[01:30] ---
    Sis... this texture is different
    from the rice balls I'm used to.
[01:35] ---
    Aki, I know what you're trying to say.
[01:39] ---
    They have a food called
    "paella" in Spain, right?
[01:42] ---
    That's my favorite food.
[01:43] ---
    To make tasty paella, they cook the
    rice al dente, which keeps the rice firm.
[01:49] ---
    I put my heart into cooking
    the rice so that you'll enjoy it.
[01:53] ---
    And voilà! Maybe my wish came true.
[01:57] ---
    The rice was cooked al dente!
[02:01] ---
    Rice balls don't have to be al dente!
[02:03] ---
    Before that, just how did you manage
    to cook rice like this in a rice cooker?!
[02:07] ---
    The world is still full of mysteries.
[02:15] ---
    Kongaragatta akai ito wa
[02:18] ---
    Isso gouin datte choucho musubi kyu
[02:21] ---
    Mune ni hazumu kimi tono
    mirai hodoicha dame! Yakusoku ne

[02:31] ---
    Haato kintore
[02:34] ---
    Rippa ni jouju shite misemasu
[02:36] ---
    LOVE dame na koi no CRY deeta wa mou
[02:41] ---
    TRASH yaku ni tatanai no atarimae
[02:46] ---
    SO kimi no mae ja itsudemo
[02:52] ---
    Hatsukoi reberu dana... Kawaii?
[02:57] ---
    Wakatta you na koto itte wai wai wai
[03:02] ---
    Oshaberi na tomodachi
[03:04] ---
    Dakedo minna shiritaino
    wa jibun no koi no hensachi

[03:13] ---
    Arere heikinten ja rongai? Uwate na daarin
[03:17] ---
    Jissai wa tonda kataomoi
[03:20] ---
    Reberu agete ikou High! High! High!
[03:24] ---
    Kongaragatta akai ito wa
[03:26] ---
    Isso gouin datte choucho musubi kyu
[03:29] ---
    Mure renda panikku kimi to kyuu tenkai
[03:32] ---
    Acchi muicha dame! Tsuite kite
[03:35] ---
    Haato kintore
[03:37] ---
    Angai tafu ni kyou mo moumoku
[03:40] ---
    BAKA and TEST
    - Summon the Beasts-
[03:43] ---
    "Day 2"
    "Idiots, Fireworks and the Summoner Tournament"
[03:44] ---
    The second day of the Refreshing Festival...
[03:47] ---
    These are the sales from yesterday.
[03:49] ---
    Whoa!
[03:51] ---
    With this much money, we can buy
    some incredible equipment, can't we?
[03:54] ---
    But there's one condition we need
    to meet to replace the equipment.
[03:57] ---
    We have to win the Summoner Test Tournament.
[04:00] ---
    It's a random tournament
    that's fought by two-person teams.
[04:04] ---
    Himeji and Shimada are
    forming our main force team.
[04:06] ---
    Akihisa and I will also
    participate as a backup team.
[04:08] ---
    We don't have to participate?
[04:10] ---
    I'd like to give you and
    Muttsulini separate missions.
[04:14] ---
    Got it. Just leave it to us!
[04:16] ---
    If we try hard and fight well, we
    can promote the merit of Class F, too.
[04:21] ---
    We definitely have to win in order also
    to prevent Himeji from changing schools.

[04:25] ---
    So, Akihisa, you did study hard, right?
[04:29] ---
    Unless you get good scores in the
    replenish test before the tournament,
[04:32] ---
    you can't compete.
[04:34] ---
    Don't worry! I studied with a
    particular focus on Japanese History!
[04:38] ---
    I see. Well done, Akihisa.
[04:41] ---
    Hm?
[04:44] ---
    What's this?
[04:45] ---
    Japanese History isn't in the list
    of subjects for today's tournament.
[04:48] ---
    Seriously?! No one told me that!
[04:51] ---
    Well then, we're now starting
    the Summoner Test Tournament!
[04:55] ---
    "Summoner Test Tournament"
[04:58] ---
    The main event of the Fumizuki
    Academy Refreshing Festival
[05:02] ---
    has now started.
[05:04] ---
    What do you think, Ms. Takahashi?
[05:07] ---
    I'd like to see our students try their best.
[05:10] ---
    In the blue corner, from Year 2,
    Class F, Yuuji Sakamoto and Akihisa Yoshii!
[05:16] ---
    We'll brace ourselves and fight!
[05:18] ---
    Yeah...
[05:19] ---
    Geez... Don't be so down
    just because you miscalculated.
[05:22] ---
    In the red corner...
[05:24] ---
    Look. We're fighting Class E people first.
[05:27] ---
    So long as we stay focused, we can win.
[05:29] ---
    Yeah. We fought them once in an ST War.
[05:33] ---
    ...from Year 2, Class B,
    Ritsuko Iwashita and Mayumi Kikuiri!
[05:37] ---
    What?! It got changed?!
[05:39] ---
    We're fighting Class B from the start?!
[05:42] ---
    Hey, what's going on?!
[05:44] ---
    I thought our opponent
    was going to be Class E.
[05:46] ---
    Well, it's out of my control.
[05:48] ---
    What's the matter?!
[05:49] ---
    There seems to be mechanical problems.
[05:51] ---
    There're more battles to
    come. Get on it right away!
[05:54] ---
    I guess it can't be helped. Mayumi!
[05:57] ---
    Yeah. Let's do it, Ritsuko!
[05:59] ---
    This is unexpected.
[06:01] ---
    What're we gonna do, Yuuji?
[06:04] ---
    Of course, we have no choice but to fight!
[06:06] ---
    What do you think of this
    battle, Ms. Takahashi?
[06:09] ---
    Class F vs. Class B may
    not be much of a fight.
[06:13] ---
    Since this is the first round, there're
    probably many un-balanced battles.
[06:16] ---
    The fighting subject is...
[06:18] ---
    Math! Start!
[06:28] ---
    Summon!
[06:32] ---
    Summon!
[06:39] ---
    Not bad... Just as you'd
    expect from Class B. But...!
[06:47] ---
    Summon!
[06:49] ---
    That's amazing, Yuuji!
    How come you have such a high score?
[06:52] ---
    I've been continuously studying
    to beat Class A this time for sure.
[06:57] ---
    To beat Class A...?
[06:59] ---
    Yuuji, you'd go that far...
[07:01] ---
    Shouko asked me...
[07:03] ---
    Asked you what?
[07:07] ---
    --Yuuji...
    --...where I want to have the wedding.
[07:13] ---
    I have to beat Class A...
    in order to protect my life!
[07:19] ---
    Yuuji, you'd go that far...
[07:22] ---
    You're in the same boat
    as me! Don't act unsightly!
[07:27] ---
    I know. I've studied, too. Summon!
[07:31] ---
    You're hopeless.
[07:32] ---
    What can I do?!
[07:34] ---
    Looks like they're no match for us.
[07:37] ---
    Let's take care of them quickly
    and get ready for the next battle.
[07:40] ---
    Ritsuko!
[07:41] ---
    Mayumi!
[07:44] ---
    Here we come!
[07:45] ---
    I see. At least you seem well-coordinated.
[07:48] ---
    For girls pretending to be friends,
    you're doing well in your own way.
[07:53] ---
    Well then, we'll show you some real teamwork!
[07:56] ---
    Right, Akihisa.
[07:58] ---
    Yuuji!
[07:59] ---
    I'll leave the rest to you!
[08:02] ---
    What good is leaving it
    to each other going to do?!
[08:05] ---
    That's my line, you idiot!
[08:10] ---
    Humph. Looks like our teamwork is about even.
[08:13] ---
    Huh?!
[08:14] ---
    Okay, Akihisa. We'll use that strategy!
[08:17] ---
    Strategy?
[08:18] ---
    Yeah. While Akihisa attracts
    one of the enemies' attention,
[08:21] ---
    Yeah...?
[08:22] ---
    you defeat the other enemy.
[08:25] ---
    Both of them are me!
[08:27] ---
    I guess it can't be helped.
    We'll fight together.
[08:30] ---
    Err, it can't be helped?
[08:31] ---
    I'll be in charge of attacking.
    You'll be the shield.
[08:35] ---
    "Flesh Shield"
[08:36] ---
    I'm the only one who'll get beaten!
    It hurts when I get hit, you know!
[08:40] ---
    Now that it's come to this,
    no blatant trick is necessary!
[08:42] ---
    Each of us will defeat one!
    We'll fight head to head!
[08:44] ---
    "Fight Head to Head"
[08:45] ---
    What about the strategy?
[08:48] ---
    Hiya!
[08:49] ---
    Shoot!
[08:51] ---
    Take this!
[08:53] ---
    My attack isn't hitting him?!
[08:54] ---
    Since Akihisa is a probationary student,
[08:57] ---
    he's used to using his Avatar for chores,
[08:59] ---
    so he's good at making his Avatar move fast.
[09:02] ---
    It's my turn now!
[09:06] ---
    All right! How's Yuuji doing?!
[09:08] ---
    Take this, this, this, this...!
[09:11] ---
    Why?!
[09:20] ---
    Now!
[09:24] ---
    "Video does not depict actual match."
[09:34] ---
    Huh...? Isn't it kinda
    like... we're bad guys?
[09:40] ---
    This isn't really a pleasant sight, is it?
[09:42] ---
    As an educator, I want the
    Sakamoto-Yoshii team to lose at any cost.
[09:48] ---
    What?! That's not nice!
[09:53] ---
    The winner is the
    Sakamoto-Yoshii team in the blue corner!
[09:58] ---
    How frustrating!
[09:59] ---
    It's embarrassing to
    lose against guys like them!
[10:02] ---
    That's mean! How disgusting! Stupid!
[10:05] ---
    Man, how harsh people are...
[10:07] ---
    We did it...
[10:12] ---
    Thus, battle after battle
    was fought in the first round,

[10:15] ---
    and those teams that lost disappeared.
[10:19] ---
    In the blue corner, from Year 2, Class F,
    Yuuji Sakamoto and Akihisa Yoshii!
[10:25] ---
    In the red corner, from
    Year 2, Class B, Kyouji Nemoto
[10:28] ---
    and Year 2, Class C, Yuuka Koyama!
[10:31] ---
    Class B again, Yuuji.
[10:33] ---
    So those guys, this time...
[10:35] ---
    Yoshii and Sakamoto?!
[10:37] ---
    Y-You're our opponent?
[10:39] ---
    What's the matter, Kyouji?
    It's the idiot duo from Class F.
[10:42] ---
    This fight is practically in the bag, right?
[10:45] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[10:46] ---
    The fighting subject is...
[10:48] ---
    English! Start!
[10:50] ---
    Summon!
[10:55] ---
    Yuuji...
[10:56] ---
    What is it, Akihisa?
[10:59] ---
    I thought you said you'd been
    studying in order to beat Class A!
[11:02] ---
    It's impossible to cover
    all the subjects all at once!
[11:04] ---
    We both have this kind of
    score! What're we gonna do?!
[11:06] ---
    Don't worry. Since our opponent
    is them, there's something we can do.
[11:14] ---
    Muttsulini, give me that thing.
[11:17] ---
    Th-That's...
[11:19] ---
    Kyouji Nemoto's Personal Photo Collection.
[11:21] ---
    "Please take a look at the new me!"
[11:24] ---
    Kouta Tsuchiya took and
    compiled the photos of Kyouji Nemoto

[11:27] ---
    who had to dress as a woman
    because he lost in a Summoner Test War.

[11:31] ---
    This is a work that was
    never to be made public.

[11:33] ---
    We'll use this as a negotiation material.
[11:36] ---
    I see. He did a terrible thing to
    Himeji then. We won't hesitate to use it.
[11:42] ---
    Nemoto! If you don't want us
    to pass out this photo collection...
[11:45] ---
    Wait, Akihisa.
[11:46] ---
    What? Why? Don't tell me you'll forgive him!
[11:50] ---
    You're too soft.
[11:52] ---
    Nemoto! Look at this!
[11:54] ---
    Th-That's...!
[11:56] ---
    O-Okay, Sakamoto! We'll surrender!
[11:59] ---
    You're the winner of this battle,
    so don't show those photos!
[12:03] ---
    Class C rep! Do you want this?!
[12:06] ---
    Okay, we lose.
[12:09] ---
    The winner is the
    Sakamoto-Yoshii team in the blue corner!
[12:15] ---
    Please, Yuuka! Let me explain!
[12:18] ---
    Kyouji...
[12:20] ---
    Let's break up.
[12:21] ---
    Yuuka!
[12:24] ---
    --Bummed... --Bummed...
[12:25] ---
    Thus, one battle after
    another has completed smoothly.

[12:30] ---
    Good job, Aki!
[12:32] ---
    I'm happy for you, Akihisa.
[12:34] ---
    That's amazing, Big Brother!
[12:36] ---
    Thanks, Haduki. How did you guys do, Himeji?
[12:39] ---
    We won, too.
[12:41] ---
    Piece of cake!
[12:42] ---
    Good! I hope both our teams
    can advance to the final like this.
[12:45] ---
    This is strange.
[12:47] ---
    What's the matter, Sakamoto?
[12:49] ---
    Our opponents were a little...
[12:50] ---
    Didn't we just have bad luck
    since it's decided randomly?
[12:53] ---
    Even so, it's baffling.
[12:55] ---
    Hideyoshi, Muttsulini,
    prepare for the strategy.
[12:59] ---
    Roger.
[13:00] ---
    Got it.
[13:01] ---
    Strategy?
[13:02] ---
    If I'm right, we can't defeat our
    next opponent if we fight head to head.
[13:07] ---
    Huh?
[13:08] ---
    In the red corner, from Year 2, Class A,
    Shouko Kirishima and Yuuko Kinoshita!
[13:13] ---
    I knew it. So they're putting these
    two from Class A up against us, huh?
[13:17] ---
    Just as we expected.
[13:19] ---
    I'm counting on you, Hideyoshi.
[13:21] ---
    Way to go! Hideyoshi
    trading places with Kinoshita...
[13:26] ---
    That's a strategy that works only for twins!
[13:27] ---
    Did you really think it would be that easy?
[13:28] ---
    What? Hideyoshi...?
[13:30] ---
    Hideyoshi? You mean that idiot?
[13:34] ---
    Sorry, I made a blunder.
[13:36] ---
    What?!
[13:37] ---
    I know how you think, Yuuji.
[13:41] ---
    Now that it's come to this, I have
    no choice but to use our trump card.
[13:44] ---
    Trump card? You have a plan?!
[13:47] ---
    Sure. Yuuji, say exactly what I tell you to.
[13:51] ---
    Okay. I'll leave things to you this time.
[13:55] ---
    Shouko, listen to me.
[13:57] ---
    Shouko, listen to me!
[14:00] ---
    I want to win the tournament no matter what.
[14:03] ---
    I want to win the tournament no matter what!
[14:05] ---
    --If I win the tournament...
    --If I win the tournament...
[14:07] ---
    --I'll propose to you!
    --If I win the tournament...
[14:08] ---
    --I'll propose...
[14:09] ---
    --I love you, Shouko.
    --I'll propose--
[14:10] ---
    Wait! Hey! Why would I say that, you idiot?!
[14:13] ---
    Rah!
[14:19] ---
    If I win the tournament, I'll propose to you!
[14:22] ---
    I love you, Shouko!
[14:29] ---
    I lose.
[14:31] ---
    Rep!
[14:33] ---
    Even if I'm fighting by myself, I won't lose!
[14:35] ---
    The fighting subject is...
[14:36] ---
    Health and Physical Education! Start!
[14:38] ---
    Summon!
[14:40] ---
    I've got another plan! Here I come!
    I'll show my strongest summon!
[14:51] ---
    Summon!
[14:55] ---
    See that?! Killer technique!
    Summoning a substitute!
[14:58] ---
    Go ahead and beat that if you can!
[15:02] ---
    Teacher, that's a foul play.
[15:05] ---
    Oh shoot!
[15:09] ---
    I love you... Shouko!
[15:15] ---
    We'll withdraw.
[15:17] ---
    Rep?!
[15:18] ---
    Since the team in the red corner withdrew,
[15:19] ---
    the winner is the
    Sakamoto-Yoshii team in the blue corner!
[15:28] ---
    "Chinese-style café: European"
[15:29] ---
    You son of a bitch!
    What the hell kind of stunt was that?!
[15:31] ---
    It was your fault that she saw
    through your strategy, wasn't it?!
[15:34] ---
    Give me a break! To think
    that you put my life in danger...!
[15:37] ---
    I'm surprised that you guys won like that.
[15:40] ---
    That's okay. We all advanced
    to the semi finals, so...
[15:44] ---
    Yeah. Both teams came
    this far. Winning the tournament
[15:47] ---
    is no longer a dream, is it?
[15:49] ---
    This is amazing!
[15:50] ---
    I'll try hard to give you my
    support so that you'll win, Big Brother!
[15:55] ---
    Thanks, Haduki. I'll do my best!
[15:57] ---
    We're now starting the semi finals.
[15:59] ---
    In the red corner, from Year 2, Class F,
    Mizuki Himeji and Minami Shimada!
[16:03] ---
    Oh no...
[16:04] ---
    Well, that's fine. Our goal is to
    produce a champion from Class F.
[16:09] ---
    We don't have to push too hard to win here.
[16:11] ---
    Yeah. We'll lose quickly so that Himeji
    and Minami can conserve their power.
[16:16] ---
    Stupid Big Brother! Go for it!
[16:19] ---
    Haduki...
[16:20] ---
    I'm cheering for you! So please don't lose!
[16:24] ---
    Sorry, Haduki. Grown-ups have to
    deal with things kids don't understand...

[16:28] ---
    If you win, I'll give you a
    grown-ups' kiss as a reward!
[16:31] ---
    What?!
[16:32] ---
    Huh?
[16:33] ---
    Not just a kiss, but I'll
    take a bath with you!
[16:36] ---
    What?!
[16:37] ---
    Take a bath together...!
[16:40] ---
    You'll be tired, so I'll wash off your back!
[16:44] ---
    Grrrr...
[16:48] ---
    After all, we should fight seriously, right?
[16:51] ---
    W-Wait! Our goal is...
[16:53] ---
    --Drop dead!
    - -Drop dead!
[16:59] ---
    It's rude if you go easy
    on us purposely, right?
[17:02] ---
    Oh no... If we fight seriously,
    I'll be in pain from the feedback!
[17:05] ---
    --Kill him!
    - -Kill him!
[17:11] ---
    What is this...?
[17:12] ---
    We're all from Class F and yet,
[17:14] ---
    why do I really feel like
    I'm playing an away game?
[17:16] ---
    Give it up, Akihisa.
    We'll quickly lose and leave.
[17:20] ---
    I won't forgive you if you lose on purpose.
[17:22] ---
    Shouko?!
[17:23] ---
    You said that you'd propose
    to me if you win the tournament.
[17:26] ---
    If you lose on purpose,
    we'll get married immediately.
[17:28] ---
    Same difference!
[17:30] ---
    Wh-What're we gonna do?
[17:33] ---
    Now that it's come to this, we'll
    win and won't let them complain!
[17:35] ---
    But how can we defeat Himeji and Minami?
[17:38] ---
    The fighting subject is...
[17:39] ---
    Classic Japanese! Start!
[17:41] ---
    "Video does not depict actual match."
[17:41] ---
    Summon!
[17:53] ---
    An Avatar with only
    6 points is virtually non-existent.
[17:56] ---
    Of course! Let's go, Akihisa!
[17:59] ---
    Okay!
[18:00] ---
    Summon!
[18:02] ---
    Akihisa...!
[18:03] ---
    I'm honestly feeling bad.
[18:09] ---
    You don't give up, do you?!
    Stop fighting and get beaten!
[18:11] ---
    We'll send you to the
    afterlife with a single blow.
[18:14] ---
    Eek! If I'm beaten with that
    score, I'll really die from the pain!
[18:19] ---
    Akihisa! Block Himeji's weapon!
    I'll do something about her!
[18:23] ---
    Okay! I'll try!
[18:33] ---
    Ahh!
[18:34] ---
    Eek! What're you doing?!
[18:37] ---
    Let go!
[18:39] ---
    Yuuji! Now! Be careful to avoid me!
[18:41] ---
    Take this!
[18:45] ---
    Huh?
[18:50] ---
    The winner is the Sakamoto-Yoshii
    team in the blue corner!
[18:53] ---
    It didn't make any difference
    who I got beaten by, did it?
[18:58] ---
    Huh?
[18:59] ---
    --Bring death to the traitor!
    --H-Hey! Wait!
[19:04] ---
    Why am I the only one...
[19:05] ---
    Don't worry. I won't let
    your useless death go in vain.
[19:09] ---
    How is a useless death not in vain?!
[19:11] ---
    Huh?
[19:13] ---
    I obtained some information.
[19:14] ---
    Information?
[19:15] ---
    It was as you thought, Yuuji.
[19:17] ---
    I see... I knew it.
[19:20] ---
    Akihisa, we'll fight seriously in the final.
[19:22] ---
    Yep.
[19:23] ---
    "Final"
[19:24] ---
    The final battle will finally be held
    as all the academy students watch.
[19:29] ---
    Believe it or not, those
    who advanced to the final
[19:32] ---
    are the duo from Class F,
    the lowest marked class.
[19:35] ---
    We may now have to
    revise our perception of Class F.
[19:39] ---
    Their opponent is the duo
    from Year 3, Class A.
[19:43] ---
    Year 3, Class A?!
[19:44] ---
    In the red corner, from Year 3, Class A,
[19:47] ---
    Shunpei Natsukawa and Yuusaku Tsunemura!
[19:50] ---
    The Toko-Natsu Duo?!
[19:52] ---
    Akihisa!
[19:53] ---
    Aki!
[19:54] ---
    I'm surprised to see
    you've advanced to the final.
[19:58] ---
    But this is it for you.
[20:02] ---
    We'll crush you to our heart's content!
[20:10] ---
    You still have that stuff on your head?!
[20:12] ---
    I can't get it off!
[20:14] ---
    You're a perv!
[20:15] ---
    You're the one who stuck it on!
[20:17] ---
    Upperclassmen, are you
    done with your cheap tricks?
[20:20] ---
    What? Cheap tricks?
[20:21] ---
    You guys are the ones who played
    with our opponent selections, aren't you?
[20:25] ---
    Tsk. We went the trouble to
    make it so that you'd lose quickly
[20:27] ---
    so that we could save you the
    embarrassment of losing to us.
[20:30] ---
    Seriously, to see you
    toughed it out this far...
[20:32] ---
    We'll settle yesterday's
    incident right here, right now!
[20:35] ---
    That's fine! We'll take you on!
[20:37] ---
    Just wait and see. I'll crush you
    with English, my favorite subject!
[20:43] ---
    "Fighting Subject" "English"
[20:44] ---
    Both teams, prepare for battle!
[20:47] ---
    "Fighting Subject"
    "Japanese History"
[20:49] ---
    What?!
[20:50] ---
    It's not English?!
[20:51] ---
    "Yuuji"
[20:52] ---
    Good job, Muttsulini!
[20:53] ---
    That was a piece of cake.
[20:55] ---
    Yuuji...
[20:56] ---
    You played all sorts of cheap tricks.
[20:59] ---
    This level of handicap
    shouldn't be a problem.
[21:00] ---
    Dammit!
[21:02] ---
    Summon!
[21:06] ---
    Summon!
[21:10] ---
    What?!
[21:11] ---
    We're standing even?!
[21:12] ---
    Aki normally has about 60 points!
[21:15] ---
    That's amazing, Akihisa!
[21:17] ---
    We're not gonna hold back!
[21:20] ---
    Shut up!
[21:24] ---
    I'll take you on!
[21:27] ---
    What?!
[21:31] ---
    How dare you! You're only a Class F student!
[21:35] ---
    Now!
[21:39] ---
    I'll show you... the difference in
    our experiences! Thank me for it!
[21:47] ---
    Take this!
[21:53] ---
    I heard that you're a probationary student.
[21:56] ---
    That must really hurt.
[22:09] ---
    Akihisa! You son of a bitch! Show some guts!
[22:26] ---
    You can still fight, can't you, partner?
[22:28] ---
    Of course!
[22:32] ---
    He's struggling fruitlessly.
    I'll finish him off!
[22:47] ---
    Go!
[22:53] ---
    To think you threw your weapon...! Fine!
[22:56] ---
    Got you!
[23:00] ---
    What?!
[23:02] ---
    Akihisa!
[23:31] ---
    The winner is the team in the blue corner!
[23:34] ---
    Say...
[23:35] ---
    ...what?!
[23:39] ---
    The champions of the Summoner
    Test Tournament have been decided!
[23:43] ---
    The Yuuji Sakamoto-Akihisa
    Yoshii team from Year 2, Class F!
[23:49] ---
    We did it, Akihisa.
[23:51] ---
    Yep.
[23:52] ---
    Dammit! We can't accept this!
[23:54] ---
    What? Do you still have complaints?
[23:56] ---
    Of course we do!
    You constantly cheated in your battles!
[24:00] ---
    Call them battles of wits.
[24:01] ---
    You guys cheated, too!
[24:03] ---
    Okay, then! We'll expose everything!
[24:07] ---
    This tournament is void!
[24:10] ---
    What?!
[24:10] ---
    They're gonna expose our
    cheatings over the school PA system!
[24:13] ---
    Oh no! If our victory becomes void...
[24:19] ---
    Akihisa!
[24:20] ---
    That's it!
[24:23] ---
    Let me borrow this a bit.
[24:25] ---
    Wh-What're you gonna...
[24:32] ---
    I'm not gonna let them
    get in the way of our victory!
[24:34] ---
    We have to win the championship
    and purchase new equipment!
[24:38] ---
    We're not gonna let Himeji change schools!
[24:50] ---
    All right!
[24:51] ---
    Good job, Akihisa!
[25:15] ---
    Ah...
[25:15] ---
    Shoot...
[25:16] ---
    You brats...!
[25:19] ---
    Not there!
[25:23] ---
    Are you okay, stupid Big Brother?
[25:26] ---
    Seriously, there's such a
    thing as going too far, you know?
[25:30] ---
    But those guys were...
[25:32] ---
    By paying for the repair of
    the damaged school buildings,
[25:34] ---
    most of the funds for replacing
    the equipment disappeared.
[25:38] ---
    What...?!
[25:40] ---
    We have just enough to
    buy low tables at best.
[25:43] ---
    We put the cart before the horse.
[25:45] ---
    Then... what happens to
    Himeji's changing schools?
[25:49] ---
    Akihisa!
[25:50] ---
    Himeji...
[25:51] ---
    Where have you been, Mizuki?
[25:54] ---
    I was with my father for a bit.
[25:56] ---
    What?
[25:57] ---
    So he came to see the tournament...
[25:58] ---
    This is hopeless...
[26:00] ---
    My father said that...
[26:03] ---
    if I am to continue attending this
    school, not only should I study hard,
[26:06] ---
    but I should also build physical strength.
[26:09] ---
    Then...!
[26:10] ---
    He also said that...
[26:12] ---
    ...I have good friends.
[26:25] ---
    Yep! He's right!
[26:43] ---
    Yasumi no yokujitsu wa yasumi ni surubeki da
[26:52] ---
    Yasumi no zenjitsu mo yasumi ni surubeki da
[27:01] ---
    Owaritakunai! Tsuzuite hoshii!
[27:05] ---
    Heya kara wa detakunai!
[27:10] ---
    Shinjitakunai! Shinjirarenai!
[27:14] ---
    Getsuyou wa kirai
[27:21] ---
    Okinakya owaru
[27:26] ---
    Sakaraenai suima ni
[27:31] ---
    Ato chotto dake nebareru
[27:35] ---
    Yume no naka wa shiawase!
[27:39] ---
    Okitara iitomo owatta "dame kamo..."
[27:44] ---
    Yume no tsuzuki wa horaa na genjitsu
[27:48] ---
    Imasara jitabata shitemo
    jikan wa modorya shinai

[27:53] ---
    Futatabi yume no sekai e daibu
[27:59] ---
    We're now starting the closing party.
[28:02] ---
    To students, please
    gather in the school building.
[28:07] ---
    There were many misunderstandings,
    but they were all due to bad luck.
[28:11] ---
    So let's start ov--
[28:13] ---
    "Kyouji Nemoto's Photo Collection"
[28:14] ---
    Please wait! Yuuka!
[28:18] ---
    Yuuji, your promise... Propose...
[28:21] ---
    Dammit!
[28:23] ---
    The testimony gained by torture
    won't work as evidence in a trial!
[28:29] ---
    Uhm... Akihisa...
[28:31] ---
    I-If you like... shall we...
[28:35] ---
    Let's dance a folk dance!
[28:38] ---
    Okay! Let's dance, Haduki!
[28:40] ---
    Oh no...
[28:42] ---
    Akihisa...
[28:44] ---
    What complicated guys they are...
[28:47] ---
    Yep.
[28:48] ---
    Thus, the Refreshing Festival has ended.
[28:52] ---
    Their cheeks blushing
    from the burning flames,

[28:54] ---
    the students held their
    feelings in their hearts

[28:56] ---
    as the night of the festival wore on.
[28:59] ---
    "The end"