Season 2
- 1 - Me, Everyone, and Swimming in the Ocean!
- 2 - Me, Yukata, and Festivities!
- 3 - Me, That Girl, and a Stuffed Toy!
- 4 - Me, TRUE Colors and a Man's Dignity!
- 5 - Me, Peeking, and Training Camp!
- 6 - Me, Peeking, and Guys' Friendship!
- 7 - Me, Peeking, and Far Away Paradise!
- 8 - Me, Japan, and Unknown Words!
- 9 - Me, Romance, and Negotiation Skills!
- 10 - Me, Romance, and Love Skills!
- 11 - Yuuji, Shouko, and Childhood Memories!
- 12 - Idiots, Clownery, and Requiem!
- 13 - BAKA and TEST - Summon The Beasts!
1 - Me, Everyone, and Swimming in the Ocean!
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[00:16] ---
So, Aki, how many
people are going on this trip?
[00:21] ---
Akihisa Yoshii is
being put in a tight spot.
[00:26] ---
N-Nine people, including you...
Is that a problem?
[00:30] ---
If we rent a van, it'll
be fine, but seven is a lot.
[00:33] ---
Who did you invite?
[00:36] ---
F-For example, you know
these guys, too, right?
[00:40] ---
Yuuji...
[00:43] ---
Hideyoshi...
[00:46] ---
Muttsulini...
[00:48] ---
Who else?
[00:50] ---
Th-The others are...
[00:52] ---
Th-This isn't good. She forbids me
from being close friends with girls.
[00:58] ---
For Kirishima, I can probably get by
by telling Sis that she's Yuuji's fiancée.
[01:02] ---
But Himeji...
[01:05] ---
Minami...
[01:07] ---
Kudou... If she realizes they're coming,
too, I don't know what she'll do to me!
[01:11] ---
So, who else?
[01:13] ---
Huh? Well, H-H...
[01:16] ---
You've already mentioned Hideyoshi.
[01:18] ---
H... It's a secret.
[01:22] ---
Aki, please clench your teeth.
[01:24] ---
I'm sorry! I was just joking!
[01:26] ---
If you're honest with me,
I'll reward you with a kiss.
[01:31] ---
The remaining four
people are space people.
[01:33] ---
--Aki, close your eyes.
[01:35] ---
--Argh!
[01:35] ---
Wait a sec! I clearly lied to you, didn't I?!
[01:38] ---
In a sense, humans are space people, too.
[01:42] ---
Wait! I apologize! Stop! Stop!
[01:48] ---
Why...? To think that
you refuse that strongly...
[01:52] ---
Ah... I'm sorry. But a
brother and sister kissing...
[01:56] ---
It's arousing, right?
[01:57] ---
A perv! A hopeless
perv stands before me!
[02:00] ---
Please don't take it
seriously. I was 30% joking.
[02:04] ---
Oh no... So she was
more than half serious.
[02:07] ---
To start with, it was your fault that
you tried to weasel your way out by lying.
[02:10] ---
Ack!
[02:11] ---
Why did you try weaseling out of telling me?
[02:14] ---
You won't get upset?
[02:16] ---
Of course not. Unless you're bringing girls,
[02:20] ---
I won't get upset or
make you wear girls' clo--
[02:23] ---
Where are you going, Aki?
[02:25] ---
I don't wanna be
scolded, beaten, smashed,
[02:27] ---
and forced to wear girls' clothes!
[02:29] ---
I see... So you invited girls, too...
[02:32] ---
I-It's not like that! It's just that...
[02:40] ---
Himeji and the others
help me out with my studies.
[02:43] ---
Also I'd feel bad not inviting them
when we always do things together.
[02:46] ---
I didn't know it'd turn out to
be an overnight trip, either, so...
[02:49] ---
Seriously, what will I do with you?
[02:55] ---
Okay, then.
[02:56] ---
What?! Th-Then...
[02:58] ---
Just this time, okay?
[03:00] ---
However, if I see you engaging
in illicit sexual activities...
[03:07] ---
...your entire family will be killed.
[03:09] ---
Err, that includes you, Sis.
[03:14] ---
Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
which one is wonderful?
[03:34] ---
My future starts spinning colorfully
[03:40] ---
How much should I tell him?
Should I pretend I didn't see?
[03:45] ---
I see, this vast world
grows based on my mood
[03:51] ---
I love you today, I really love you
[03:57] ---
I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
than the number of the stars in the sky
[04:02] ---
I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
but I had a dream of walking with you
[04:08] ---
I'm sorry... It's just,
I didn't know it was love
[04:13] ---
The answer is, you and mystery
plus me equals infinite jump!!
[04:37] ---
"BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts 2-"
[04:42] ---
"Episode 1
Me, Everyone, and Swimming in the Ocean!"
[04:44] ---
And, today is the day of their beach trip.
[04:47] ---
It's a good thing the
weather is nice, huh, Yuuji?
[04:49] ---
Yeah. Everyone was able to make it, too.
[04:53] ---
I was so excited about this trip
that I had a hard time sleeping.
[04:56] ---
Come on, Mizuki. You aren't
an elementary school kid.
[04:59] ---
I got a new swimsuit for today, too.
[05:02] ---
I thought you bought a new one just recently.
[05:04] ---
That one... uhm... didn't fit.
[05:07] ---
A-ha... Could it be
that you gained weight?
[05:11] ---
Just a little! Just a little!
It was just a little bit of a lot...
[05:16] ---
So which is it?
[05:19] ---
It's not like that.
[05:20] ---
I'm sure my weight gain was
caused by my hair growing, that's all!
[05:24] ---
Geez... That's because
you let your guard down.
[05:26] ---
As for me, I even lost
weight due to the heat.
[05:29] ---
What?! That's not fair, Minami!
That's a harsh betrayal!
[05:33] ---
Yeah, I did lose weight...
starting with my breasts.
[05:37] ---
Himeji, Shimada, aren't
you guys worrying too much?
[05:40] ---
I don't think you two look
much different from before.
[05:43] ---
Well, excuse me! I know my
breasts grow slower than yours!
[05:47] ---
My breasts don't grow!
[05:50] ---
You don't have to be nice to me.
[05:52] ---
I know you'll get huge boobs
and leave me in the dust!
[05:55] ---
You have such a busty figure.
You can't understand our worries!
[06:00] ---
I'm a guy! Calm down!
[06:02] ---
What's with you two today?
[06:05] ---
It's just...
[06:07] ---
I envy her breasts.
[06:09] ---
I envy her slim waist.
[06:11] ---
Indeed, Akira is dangerous.
I have to keep a sharp eye on Yuuji.
[06:16] ---
Yeah, she's got such a nice figure.
It's amazing! It seems like she'd look good
[06:19] ---
in those string bikinis you
see in dirty magazines, huh?
[06:25] ---
Oh? What's the matter, Kouta?
[06:28] ---
I got a little carsick.
[06:29] ---
It's not often that
carsickness causes nose bleeds.
[06:32] ---
Aki, could you get the motion
sickness medicine from my bag?
[06:36] ---
Okay!
[06:38] ---
Hm? The zipper doesn't open.
[06:41] ---
One, two... Oof!
[06:43] ---
Okay, it's open. Hm?
[06:47] ---
A school swimsuit (old type). Wow...
[06:51] ---
Sis! This is "out"!
[06:52] ---
What's with you, Akihisa?!
[06:54] ---
What do I do, Yuuji?! I've got a
hopelessly pathetic person in my family!
[06:58] ---
I think the pathetic one is you,
holding that school swimsuit tight.
[07:01] ---
Well, this is my sister's swimsuit and...
[07:03] ---
I see. You have an interest in
your sister's school swimsuit, huh?
[07:07] ---
That is hopeless.
[07:09] ---
You got it wrong! I won't allow this!
[07:12] ---
You were worried about being
embarrassed, so you asked me to wear
[07:16] ---
something that exposes as
little as possible, right, Aki?
[07:18] ---
I'm sorry! Compared to the embarrassment
[07:21] ---
of walking with my own sister
in this swimsuit at her age,
[07:23] ---
your exposure was nothing!
Change! Change the swimsuit!
[07:27] ---
As your brother, I can't
allow something like this!
[07:30] ---
In other words, are you saying that
this swimsuit exposes too little skin?
[07:33] ---
Oh, think whatever you like.
[07:35] ---
Akihisa, you should
watch your naughtiness.
[07:37] ---
Ahh! Muttsulini, the king of
naughtiness, called me naughty!
[07:42] ---
Don't cry, Akihisa. You call
others idiots at times, too, right?
[07:46] ---
Does that mean that
I'm the king of idiots?!
[07:49] ---
I guess it can't be helped.
I'll wear a different swimsuit.
[07:52] ---
Actually, it was tight around the
bust and my breasts fell out, so...
[07:58] ---
Bust... Bust... Breasts fell out...!
[08:03] ---
Wow, what a nice view.
[08:06] ---
The breeze feels nice, too.
[08:07] ---
This location is perfect.
[08:09] ---
All right! Let's go
quickly change and swim!
[08:12] ---
Okay!
[08:13] ---
Today's the day that I make sure
everyone realizes that I'm a guy!
[08:17] ---
This time, I was careful to
purchase guys' swimming trunks.
[08:21] ---
I won't let anyone complain!
[08:23] ---
Yahoo!
[08:25] ---
I changed in the car!
[08:27] ---
The tan I got from my swimming club
swimsuit doesn't match with this one.
[08:31] ---
This is also sexy, isn't it, Muttsulini?
[08:36] ---
If you wanna take pictures of me,
you can take as many as you want.
[08:39] ---
I don't mind.
[08:40] ---
Don't flatter yourself, Aiko Kudou.
[08:43] ---
Huh?
[08:44] ---
I haven't the slightest
interest in your swimsu--
[08:49] ---
This is caused by sunstroke.
[08:51] ---
You really hung in there, Muttsulini.
You lasted 28 seconds.
[08:54] ---
It's amazing! You beat your old
record for holding back your nosebleed!
[08:57] ---
Are you okay, Muttsulini?
[09:00] ---
Ahh... If you get
closer to him, Kudou...
[09:06] ---
The sunlight is... strong...
[09:09] ---
Muttsulini!
[09:10] ---
I wish to be reincarnated as a bird.
[09:14] ---
Oh no... Don't even joke like that!
[09:17] ---
And I wish to be able to peek on
the girls' locker room from the sky
[09:20] ---
as much as my heart desires.
[09:24] ---
He didn't learn anything
from his death in this world.
[09:27] ---
Woosh... Woosh...
[09:31] ---
--I didn't know that lemon juice
goes surprisingly well with sugar.
[09:34] ---
--I'm sorry to keep you guys waiting!
[09:38] ---
Thanks for waiting.
[09:39] ---
Is Tsuchiya okay?
[09:42] ---
He's stable right now.
[09:43] ---
Aiko, don't tease him too much.
[09:46] ---
Well, I didn't do anything, though.
[09:50] ---
You look so cute in that
swimsuit that Tsuchiya got excited.
[09:56] ---
There has not been
any confirmation of that.
[10:01] ---
Excited?
[10:02] ---
Yes. He's a guy, too, after all.
[10:06] ---
I see...
[10:09] ---
Scissors.
[10:10] ---
Arrrrrrrrgh!
[10:13] ---
What'd you do that
for all of a sudden?!
[10:15] ---
You have to get excited by
watching me in a swimsuit, so...
[10:19] ---
You didn't have to do that.
[10:21] ---
You both are pretty
and have nice figures.
[10:23] ---
Oh... stop it...
"Pretty"? I'm embarrassed.
[10:27] ---
Thank you, Yoshii.
[10:29] ---
I know I don't have
a nice figure after all!
[10:33] ---
That's not really true. You're slim
and the right places are protruding, so...
[10:37] ---
Yeah, yeah. My bust is slim
and my belly is protruding!
[10:41] ---
No one said that!
[10:43] ---
Hey, guys! Sorry to keep you waiting!
[10:48] ---
You! What're you doing?!
[10:50] ---
What is it?
[10:51] ---
Why aren't you wearing your top?!
[10:53] ---
Because this is a men's swimsuit.
[10:56] ---
A girl shouldn't wear a men's swimsuit!
[10:58] ---
Well, I'm not a girl.
[11:00] ---
Anyway, come with me!
[11:02] ---
You're mistaken!
Listen to me! I'm saying, wait!
[11:07] ---
Oh, Minami, did my
brother make a blunder?
[11:15] ---
What's the matter, Minami?
[11:17] ---
It's okay. I know I'll never
be able to beat that.
[11:21] ---
Akira, excuse me a second.
[11:26] ---
Amazing!
[11:28] ---
I'm sorry! Please excuse me, too!
[11:35] ---
Beaches are cruel, aren't they?
[11:38] ---
It's God who's cruel.
[11:40] ---
I'm sorry I took so long, everyone.
[11:44] ---
Is something wrong, Hideyoshi?
You seem to be down.
[11:49] ---
Please don't ask me about it.
[11:52] ---
Beaches in summer
are cruel in many ways.
[12:00] ---
Idiot Test!
[12:08] ---
Akihisa, it's more to your right.
[12:10] ---
That's not true.
It's actually more to your left.
[12:12] ---
Yoshii, keep going straight ahead.
[12:16] ---
Who's telling the truth?
[12:18] ---
Aki, it's 32 degrees
left at a distance of 4.7m.
[12:24] ---
It's actually at the opposite direction.
[12:26] ---
Everyone's giving me
different instructions. What do I do?
[12:30] ---
What about Yuuji?
[12:32] ---
Yuuji, what do you
think of this swimsuit?
[12:34] ---
Nothing, really.
I saw it before, didn't I?
[12:36] ---
That's because you aren't seeing it
carefully. You should see it up closer.
[12:41] ---
Hey! Don't get so close!
All sorts of things are touching me!
[12:44] ---
It's... right... there!
[12:47] ---
Bite me!
[12:51] ---
That was close!
[12:52] ---
Tsk! I missed it.
[12:56] ---
I'm sorry, Yuuji.
I thought it was a watermelon.
[13:00] ---
It looked as if you
dashed with no hesitation.
[13:04] ---
What're you saying, Hideyoshi?
That's a terrible misunderstanding.
[13:07] ---
He's right, Hideyoshi.
[13:09] ---
All Akihisa was doing was
looking for the watermelon.
[13:12] ---
Now, it's my turn.
[13:16] ---
What's the matter?
Let go of the bat, Akihisa.
[13:19] ---
You tried just a little earlier and failed.
[13:22] ---
The first round is over. It's the
second round now and I go first, right?
[13:26] ---
It's just fair to do it in the
opposite order in the second round.
[13:29] ---
Uhm, we don't really want to smash
the watermelon, so why don't we stop
[13:33] ---
the watermelon cracking game now?
[13:35] ---
Don't worry! We're definitely
not gonna crack the watermelon!
[13:38] ---
What're you guys going to crack?
[13:43] ---
Ahh... I'm exhausted.
[13:45] ---
I haven't even swum yet.
Why am I so exhausted?
[13:48] ---
You asked for it.
[13:51] ---
Sorry to keep you waiting!
[13:52] ---
We bought lunch.
[13:55] ---
Sorry that it took us a while.
[13:56] ---
Was it crowded?
[13:57] ---
No, but...
[13:59] ---
Well, we got hit on.
[14:02] ---
I really don't like stuff like that.
[14:04] ---
Me, neither.
[14:06] ---
I see. That must've been a hassle.
[14:08] ---
You can just laugh it off, right?
[14:11] ---
Yeah, he's right.
[14:13] ---
Hey, both of you.
That kind of attitude isn't good.
[14:17] ---
Huh?
[14:19] ---
Geez, you don't get how
women's minds work, do you?
[14:22] ---
That's right. You should
be more worried, Yuuji.
[14:25] ---
Huh?! About wha--
[14:27] ---
Argh! My bones...!
[14:30] ---
I wish Akihisa got jealous
over us, too, even just a little bit...
[14:34] ---
Oh yeah, why don't we
make him worry a little?
[14:37] ---
Yeah.
[14:38] ---
Guys like that are everywhere.
It's such a pain, right, Mizuki?!
[14:42] ---
Yeah, they're always bothering us!
[14:47] ---
Oh? Do you two often get hit on?
[14:50] ---
Yes! We get hit on all the time!
[14:52] ---
Yeah! We get hit on everywhere!
[14:54] ---
But, you guys seemed
like you weren't used to it.
[14:58] ---
What?!
[14:58] ---
Th-That's not true! Since it happens
all the time, we were just disgusted.
[15:03] ---
That's right,
[15:04] ---
though you may not get it since
you're dull and a stranger to relationships!
[15:08] ---
How rude! If we're talking
hitting on girls, I, too, can easily...
[15:11] ---
Easily what?
[15:13] ---
Easily what?
[15:15] ---
To start with, there's no
way you can hit on girls, Aki!
[15:19] ---
That's right! Hitting on
girls doesn't suit you, Akihisa!
[15:22] ---
I don't think it'll work, either!
You shouldn't put up a front!
[15:27] ---
You don't get a woman's heart either,
Yuuji. That's why you're unpopular.
[15:30] ---
How dare you say
something like th-- Argh!
[15:33] ---
Everyone has his or her
strengths and weaknesses.
[15:36] ---
You're not suited for relationships.
[15:44] ---
Damn! I can't take it!
[15:47] ---
I feel like I was unfairly scolded.
[15:49] ---
How can they say we're unpopular?!
[15:52] ---
Yeah! If I get serious, I can
hit on as many girls as I... Hm?
[15:57] ---
"Argh"
[16:00] ---
What's wrong, Akihisa?!
[16:01] ---
I-I saw an unbelievable sight...
[16:06] ---
...is being hit on...
[16:08] ---
Huh?
[16:09] ---
Muttsulini is being hit on by girls.
[16:12] ---
That's ridiculous. I keep telling
you to cut it with the nonsense talk...
[16:16] ---
You're a genius at
taking pictures, aren't you?
[16:19] ---
Oh, this is nothing special.
[16:21] ---
Oh, you're being shy,
aren't you? How cute.
[16:27] ---
This can't be happening...
Why is Muttsulini...
[16:30] ---
Yuuji...
[16:32] ---
What is it?
[16:32] ---
This is just hypothetically speaking...
[16:35] ---
but could you and I be the only
ones among us who're unpopular?
[16:42] ---
Don't be ridiculous!
That can't be right!
[16:45] ---
Yeah! There's no way
that's the case, right?!
[16:50] ---
At a glance, Muttsulini
looks completely harmless, so...
[16:53] ---
It's just that he's a different
type from us, that's all, right?!
[16:55] ---
Yeah, so it'd be premature
to think that we're unpopular!
[16:58] ---
That's right, right?! How dare they
say that there's no way I can hit on girls!
[17:01] ---
I'll show them what I can do!
[17:03] ---
That's the spirit, Akihisa! Let's show
what we can do when we get serious!
[17:06] ---
Yeah!
[17:08] ---
"Thinking back on it,
[17:11] ---
something must've been
really wrong with us at that time."
[17:18] ---
In any case, how do we
go about hitting on girls?
[17:20] ---
The quickest route would
be to imitate a successful guy.
[17:22] ---
Let's follow Muttsulini's example.
[17:24] ---
We target those who're
trying to take pictures?
[17:26] ---
Yeah, the first person will start
by creating an opportunity, saying,
[17:30] ---
"I can take your picture if you like."
[17:32] ---
I see...
[17:33] ---
Then, if the second person
gets a conversation going,
[17:37] ---
the rest will go without a hitch.
[17:39] ---
So how do we get a conversation going?
[17:41] ---
That's something the second
person has to think about.
[17:44] ---
So if the whole thing fails,
it'd be the second person's fault, huh?
[17:51] ---
You jerk, Akihisa! Why are
you running like a maniac?!
[17:54] ---
You too, Yuuji!
What's with that crazy running?!
[17:57] ---
You take your time and come later.
[17:59] ---
You should do that!
I'll create an opportunity, so...!
[18:02] ---
I can't trust you! Just leave it to me!
[18:05] ---
Not a chance!
[18:10] ---
Thanks for waiting!
Well then, I'll take your picture!
[18:12] ---
"Gasping, gasping... Gasping, gasping..."
[18:16] ---
Miss... you're pretty.
[18:20] ---
If you like, I can take...
a picture of you in a swimsuit...
[18:31] ---
I never thought that
they'd call the police...
[18:34] ---
Using pictures to create an
opportunity might be tough, huh?
[18:38] ---
Yeah... Unlike Muttsulini,
we're not good at taking pictures.
[18:43] ---
Okay then, let's change the approach.
[18:46] ---
What're we gonna do?
[18:47] ---
How about we praise the target's
looks to thaw the ice and get close?
[18:52] ---
Yeah, people like being praised.
[18:55] ---
But how do we praise them?
[18:57] ---
Use figurative expressions,
[18:59] ---
like telling them they resemble
some showbiz person or athlete.
[19:02] ---
If you compare them to someone
and get the conversation going...
[19:07] ---
...it'll be a piece of cake!
[19:12] ---
Thanks.
[19:13] ---
Uhm... you're pretty, Miss.
[19:16] ---
What? Really?
[19:18] ---
Yeah, you've got an outstanding figure!
[19:21] ---
I think so, too! It's really nice!
[19:24] ---
Oh, you guys are good at flattery.
[19:26] ---
No, it's not flattery!
[19:28] ---
That's right! We really think that way!
[19:31] ---
Yeah! You've really got a nice figure.
[19:33] ---
You're just like...
[19:34] ---
Yeah, you're just like...
[19:36] ---
You're just like one of the
nude models in dirty magazines!
[19:46] ---
What a right hook she had...
She could be a world champion.
[19:49] ---
I bet that lady is a future champion
because I even feel it in my legs.
[19:53] ---
Oh?
[19:55] ---
Where have you two been?
[19:57] ---
Gulp!
[19:58] ---
Your faces are swollen.
[19:59] ---
What happened?
[20:00] ---
N-Nothing, really, right, Yuuji?!
[20:02] ---
Y-Yeah! We just fell,
that's all. Right, Akihisa?!
[20:06] ---
Yuuji! Let's go back to
the swimming competition!
[20:08] ---
Yeah! I'm not gonna lose this time!
[20:14] ---
We were finally close to succeeding!
[20:16] ---
But since you said
something uncalled for...!
[20:18] ---
That's because you said stupid stuff!
[20:20] ---
What'd you say?! Are you
trying to pin this all on me?!
[20:22] ---
You jerk... Are you picking a fight?
[20:25] ---
Let's not. Fighting won't get us anywhere.
[20:29] ---
Yeah.
[20:30] ---
You know, I was thinking...
[20:32] ---
Don't you think things go bad
because we're not really serious?
[20:36] ---
Huh?
[20:37] ---
I mean, since they're not our types,
[20:39] ---
we're unconsciously holding back.
[20:42] ---
True... If we can't get serious,
then what can we do, right?
[20:47] ---
As if...
[20:49] ---
That's an uncool excuse, isn't it?
[20:54] ---
What's the matter, Yuuji?
[21:04] ---
All right, then! Why don't
we try one last time with them?
[21:07] ---
Yeah, let's do it.
[21:12] ---
E-Excuse me...
[21:16] ---
A-Actually... we got lost.
[21:20] ---
W-Well, we're looking for the
swimming beach, do you know where it...
[21:24] ---
Idiot! This is the swimming beach!
[21:28] ---
You said we got lost,
so without thinking, I just...
[22:20] ---
Hm?
[22:25] ---
Her hair color... changed?!
[22:31] ---
I'm always like this.
[22:33] ---
Sh-Shouko...
[22:35] ---
Oh shoot!
[22:37] ---
Huh?
[22:40] ---
Sorry, Akihisa...
[22:42] ---
Muttsulini?! Why...?
[22:45] ---
They were giving off a vibe that
I was going to be killed if I refused.
[22:47] ---
I-Is it possible that you guys
knew we were hitting on girls?
[22:50] ---
They said just the right arm...
[22:53] ---
Just the right arm, huh?
It sounds painful.
[22:56] ---
I don't wanna go back.
[22:58] ---
They said they'd spare just the
right arm and break everything else.
[23:05] ---
Akihisa, please stay where you are.
[23:09] ---
I'm going to give you a full-course
punishment today. Be prepared, Aki!
[23:12] ---
Your sister feels sad...
about losing her little brother.
[23:16] ---
Run, Akihisa!
[23:18] ---
These three are serious about hurtin--
[23:22] ---
Akihisa... We had a lot of fun together.
[23:25] ---
Noooooo!
[23:33] ---
Yuuji...
[23:35] ---
Yes, Ma'am.
[23:37] ---
Sit in a formal way.
[23:37] ---
What? But we're in the...
[23:40] ---
Sit in a formal way.
[23:41] ---
Well, we're in the ocean so...
[23:44] ---
Are you going to make me say it again?
[23:49] ---
Sit in a formal way...
[23:52] ---
Question 2.
[23:53] ---
Aside from water, what is the
primary component of seawater?
[23:57] ---
Tears of regrets and penitence.
[23:59] ---
What happened?
[24:00] ---
Next episode!
[24:01] ---
"Me, Yukata, and Festivities!"
[24:03] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Please join us again next week!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
2 - Me, Yukata, and Festivities!
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[00:24] ---
Hm? Where am I?
[00:26] ---
"Construction" "We apologize for the inconvenience"
"We appreciate your understanding"
[00:28] ---
"Class A River 'River Styx' (Hades)"
[00:32] ---
Could this be... the River Styx?
[00:35] ---
Come here... Come to this side...
[00:39] ---
This side is nice.
[00:41] ---
Everything's a blast here.
[00:45] ---
You don't have to be scared, Akihisa.
[00:48] ---
This side is nice in its own way.
[00:50] ---
Yuuji, why are you on that side?!
[00:53] ---
Don't be frightened, Akihisa.
As you can see, I'm just fine.
[00:56] ---
You don't have to
worry about anything, so...
[00:59] ---
Come to this side!
[01:08] ---
Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
which one is wonderful?
[01:28] ---
My future starts spinning colorfully
[01:34] ---
How much should I tell him?
Should I pretend I didn't see?
[01:39] ---
I see, this vast world
grows based on my mood
[01:45] ---
I love you today, I really love you
[01:51] ---
I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
than the number of the stars in the sky
[01:56] ---
I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
but I had a dream of walking with you
[02:02] ---
I'm sorry... It's just,
I didn't know it was love
[02:07] ---
The answer is, you and mystery
plus me equals infinite jump!!
SIGN "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:37] ---
"Episode 2
Me, Yukata, and Festivities!"
[02:43] ---
Wh-Where are we?
[02:44] ---
I don't remember much, but
I feel like I went through hell, literally.
[02:48] ---
When your delirious
ramblings became a conversation,
[02:50] ---
I thought that you
were goners, to be honest.
[02:52] ---
I'm surprised... that we're still alive.
[02:57] ---
Akihisa and Yuuji made
a challenge to hit on girls.
[03:01] ---
The girls found that out and
gave them punishment. Teehee.
[03:04] ---
At any rate, what a
horrible punishment that was.
[03:08] ---
To think that they did not only that,
but they also used something like that...
[03:11] ---
But this is rather unexpected.
[03:13] ---
Yeah, we did something pretty terrible.
[03:17] ---
It was extremely rude of you to go
hit on other girls when you're with girls.
[03:22] ---
But considering what
we did, we got off easy.
[03:25] ---
People don't call having a
near-death experience getting off easy.
[03:29] ---
It's hard to think that they'd
let us off the hook this easily.
[03:32] ---
There may be more to come.
[03:33] ---
What do we do, Yuuji? Should we run?
[03:35] ---
What's this about "running"?!
[03:44] ---
Tada!
[03:49] ---
Oh, you guys went and
changed into yukata, huh?
[03:52] ---
Yes, they're holding a festival, so...
[03:59] ---
What do you think, Akihisa?
[04:01] ---
Y-Yeah, that looks good on you.
[04:03] ---
This might be my
first time wearing yukata.
[04:06] ---
Oh, that's right. You grew up overseas.
[04:15] ---
Wh-What, Aki?
[04:18] ---
Ah, no, nothing.
[04:21] ---
You were admiring
Minami just now, weren't you?
[04:24] ---
She's especially cute in a yukata, isn't she?
[04:26] ---
Wh-What are you talking about?
[04:27] ---
Kimonos are nice since
they make you look good
[04:29] ---
even if you have small breasts.
[04:31] ---
I-I have no idea what
you're talking about.
[04:34] ---
Geez... If you have no idea,
then I'll show you. Just watch.
[04:40] ---
Here's a peep.
[04:43] ---
See? His reaction was
quicker than usual, right?
[04:48] ---
What's wrong?! Hang in there, Muttsulini!
[04:53] ---
This may look bad, but it isn't, really.
[05:00] ---
Yuuji...
[05:02] ---
What do you think of me in a yukata?
[05:05] ---
Well, I suppose you look good in it.
[05:08] ---
Then do you wanna marry me?
[05:11] ---
Not at all.
[05:12] ---
Then do you wanna get engaged to me?
[05:16] ---
Not even a bit.
[05:17] ---
Then, Yuuji...
[05:19] ---
No way, Jose!
[05:21] ---
Do you wanna keep breathing?
[05:22] ---
Ahh! You're really cute, Shouko!
[05:27] ---
You shouldn't fight your feelings, Yuuji.
[05:29] ---
You threatened me.
[05:31] ---
My mom told me to do whatever it
takes when it comes to relationships.
[05:36] ---
What's going on with
Himeji and the others...
[05:41] ---
I thought they were all upset.
[05:45] ---
Well then, everyone!
[05:47] ---
Let's go to the festival now!
[05:52] ---
Yeah, Akira.
[05:54] ---
We don't want to be late.
[05:56] ---
This is only my second time
going to a festival in Japan,
[05:59] ---
so I'm looking forward to it!
[06:01] ---
We can't be late.
[06:04] ---
Let's go already!
[06:06] ---
Y-Yeah...
[06:12] ---
Wow, it's lively, isn't it?
[06:14] ---
Yeah, it seems fun!
[06:16] ---
Oh? Döner kebab?
[06:18] ---
They look delicious.
[06:20] ---
Yeah? Then let's try some.
[06:23] ---
What?!
[06:24] ---
This is your punishment
for earlier. You go buy some.
[06:31] ---
I shouldn't have said that.
[06:33] ---
Would you like to eat them,
too, Aki? I'll go buy some.
[06:37] ---
Yes, I have no objection...
Wait... What?! You'll buy them?
[06:43] ---
Is something the matter?
[06:44] ---
No, nothing!
[06:49] ---
Why...? It couldn't be
that she forgave me, could it?
[06:54] ---
Well then, let's share it.
[06:58] ---
I'd like to try many other things, too, so...
[07:01] ---
O-Okay. You go ahead.
[07:05] ---
Really? Then...
[07:09] ---
I guess they don't use lamb in Japan, huh?
[07:12] ---
Here, you have some, too.
[07:18] ---
Whoa! This is good!
[07:20] ---
Oh? Aki, you got sauce on your face.
[07:26] ---
Th-Thanks, Sis.
[07:29] ---
Akihisa!
[07:31] ---
I bought some octopus dumplings.
Would you like some?
[07:34] ---
Thanks, Mizuki. Then, I'll have one piece.
[07:38] ---
Here you go. Say ahh.
[07:41] ---
Huh?
[07:42] ---
Is something wrong, Akihisa?
[07:45] ---
Ah, no... nothing.
[07:49] ---
Well then, say ahh.
[07:51] ---
Ahh...
[07:53] ---
Hmm... The pancake part is hot
and creamy and the octopus is chewy.
[07:59] ---
I-It's not like that, Sis!
This isn't illicit sexual activity!
[08:03] ---
What's wrong, Aki?
[08:06] ---
--Huh?
- -It wasn't good?
[08:08] ---
What?
[08:10] ---
What did you screw up this time, Aki?
[08:12] ---
Getting worked up over a festival?
You're really childish.
[08:16] ---
Me? It's you who's really getting worked up.
[08:20] ---
Th-They said they'd give
these to me for free, so...!
[08:22] ---
You lived in Germany so long,
so you couldn't help it, right?
[08:26] ---
Oh yeah, would you like
some cotton candy? It's good.
[08:30] ---
What?
[08:37] ---
O-Okay then...
[08:38] ---
Here you go, say ahh.
[08:42] ---
Do you like it?
[08:43] ---
Y-Yeah, it tastes good.
[08:46] ---
Good.
[08:48] ---
Yuuji... would you like
some yakisoba noodles?
[08:51] ---
Y-Yeah, I guess I'll have some.
[08:54] ---
I got okonomiyaki, too.
[08:55] ---
Th-That's considerate of you.
[08:57] ---
Here's some ramune soda.
[08:59] ---
Th-Thank you...
[09:01] ---
Good, Yuuji was forgiven, too.
[09:04] ---
- -This is a festival after all.
[09:06] ---
They'd want to enjoy it
rather than be upset, right?
[09:08] ---
Akihisa!
[09:10] ---
I saw some color
baby chickens over there!
[09:13] ---
I thought they went extinct.
[09:15] ---
Well... they just paint the baby chickens.
[09:18] ---
What?! Then it wasn't
because of their breed?
[09:23] ---
That's not possible! Right, Muttsulini?
[09:28] ---
"Color Baby Chickens"
[09:30] ---
"Cheep, cheep, cheep..."
[09:31] ---
"Grab!"
[09:31] ---
"Cheeeeep?!"
[09:32] ---
"Rumble, rumble, rumble..."
[09:33] ---
"Sneer"
[09:34] ---
I'll color you however I like!
[09:37] ---
Th-That's common sense.
[09:40] ---
Aki, are you enjoying the festival?
[09:43] ---
Yep!
[09:44] ---
Yuuji, are you having fun?
[09:46] ---
Y... Yeah.
[09:48] ---
Oh, Akihisa, there's a fun
event going on here, too.
SIGN "The First Summer 'Miss Yukata'
Beauty Contest"... huh?
[09:57] ---
A beauty contest, huh?
[09:58] ---
That sounds fun.
[09:59] ---
Good photo opportunities.
[10:01] ---
Why don't we all go?
[10:03] ---
Or better yet, why not have
everyone compete in the event?
[10:07] ---
Ah, well, I'm not saying
you must or anything...
[10:10] ---
I thought that might be
a nice summer memory.
[10:14] ---
That sounds good.
[10:16] ---
What? Really?
[10:17] ---
Yeah, let's participate, shall we?
[10:19] ---
I'm sure it'll stay in our hearts.
[10:22] ---
Yes, let's compete in the event...
[10:25] ---
...let's have everyone here compete.
[10:28] ---
Scatter!
[10:38] ---
Where are you going, Aki?
[10:41] ---
We're all participating in the contest.
[10:44] ---
I-I have no idea what you're talking about.
[10:48] ---
Right, you guys aren't making any sense.
[10:51] ---
Hitting on girls earlier...
[10:53] ---
Surely you didn't think...
[10:55] ---
that you were off the hook after
that little punishment you got earlier?
[11:00] ---
Don't worry. I have a makeup kit on me.
[11:03] ---
What?!
[11:04] ---
Wait! With my frame, there's no
way I could dress up as a woman!
[11:07] ---
Please satisfy your anger by
dressing Akihisa up as a woman!
[11:10] ---
Are you trying to weasel out of
this by yourself?! You frickin' traitor!
[11:14] ---
You both don't know when to give up.
[11:17] ---
Why don't you follow the example
of Tsuchiya who gave up like a man?!
[11:21] ---
Huh?!
[11:22] ---
Cruel... This is so cruel, Hideyoshi.
[11:27] ---
I'm sorry. It's not in
my nature to go easy...
[11:30] ---
...since makeup is one of
the techniques for theater.
[11:33] ---
"Akiko Yoshii"
[11:35] ---
Why did you guys have
to put your all into this?
[11:37] ---
"Koumi Tsuchiya"
[11:39] ---
How humiliating...
[11:42] ---
Koumi Tsuchiya...? What on earth...
[11:45] ---
"Hong Xiong Li"
[11:46] ---
You've got it easy, Muttsulini.
[11:49] ---
I'm dressed up as a woman, and on top
of that, I'm supposed to be a foreigner!
[11:53] ---
It's true that people could see a
female foreign athlete having your frame.
[11:59] ---
All three of you look good with makeup on.
[12:01] ---
Yeah, you look very cute!
[12:04] ---
Aki, your sister is happy
that you grew up to be pretty.
[12:08] ---
That's not something that
you should say to your brother.
[12:13] ---
Your sex appeal needs work, Yuuji.
[12:15] ---
You guys forced me to
wear this! Don't complain!
[12:17] ---
Come to think of it...
[12:20] ---
why am I being forced to compete, too?
[12:22] ---
Well, that's the default for this show.
[12:30] ---
Idiot Test!
[12:35] ---
"The First Summer..."
[12:36] ---
Let's start the First Summer
"Miss Yukata" Beauty Contest.
[12:41] ---
"First Summer 'Miss Yukata' Beauty Contest"
[12:44] ---
As a commentator, we have
Mr. Obata who's also wearing yukata.
[12:48] ---
He's a sponsor of the event and
will be the judge for the contest.
[12:50] ---
I'm looking forward to
seeing pretty women in yukata.
[12:54] ---
"Akiko Yoshii"
[12:56] ---
Well then, good luck.
[13:00] ---
Don't worry! They won't figure it out.
[13:02] ---
Yuuji, if you believe
in yourself, you can win.
[13:05] ---
Are you nuts?!
[13:08] ---
I'll be sure to record your cute side.
[13:12] ---
Damn you!
[13:15] ---
What do we do, Yuuji?
[13:17] ---
Our only option is to lose
quickly and get out of this.
[13:20] ---
Oh yeah! If we tell them we're guys...
[13:22] ---
We can't do that.
[13:23] ---
There might be school affiliates
or acquaintances in the audience.
[13:28] ---
If someone finds out, not only will
they think we like dressing up as women,
[13:31] ---
but they'll also think that we're so
confident we participated in a contest
[13:34] ---
and we have a habit of showing off,
[13:35] ---
which means we'll appear
incredibly pathetic in their eyes!
[13:37] ---
If that happens,
my social credibility will...!
[13:42] ---
I don't think you have any
social credibility to start with.
[13:44] ---
Listen up! The only strategy
for us to get out of this crisis is
[13:48] ---
to get eliminated in the preliminary
round without revealing that we're guys.
[13:56] ---
This is our battle for manhood!
[14:01] ---
"Thank you very much for your support."
"Part 1. The End."
[14:04] ---
Now, contestant No. 1,
please step out onto the stage.
[14:13] ---
Now... what should I do?
[14:15] ---
Please tell us your name.
[14:17] ---
I'll have my face down.
I'll answer as softly as I can, too.
[14:21] ---
Y-Yes, I'm Akiko Yoshii.
[14:24] ---
Oh? Sounds like you're
a shy person, Miss Akiko.
[14:28] ---
I find that pure nature of
hers cute. She gets a high score.
[14:32] ---
Why?!
[14:33] ---
Do you have any special talents?
[14:35] ---
If I tell a total lie, it's possible
they'll find it out if they question me...
[14:39] ---
If I must say, it'd be cooking.
[14:41] ---
I make things like paella
and spaghetti carbonara.
[14:44] ---
So you cook at home, too?
[14:46] ---
Yes, more or less every day.
[14:49] ---
It's rare to see a young
woman like you these days.
[14:52] ---
Do you have a boyfriend?
[14:54] ---
I don't!
[14:56] ---
This is good news for guys.
[14:59] ---
What do you think, Mr. Obata?
[15:01] ---
If you give me your cell number,
I'll give you some spending money.
[15:06] ---
Well, if he wasn't our sponsor,
I would've decked him good.
[15:09] ---
Now, Miss Akiko,
[15:10] ---
what were you careful about
when you put on a yukata today?
[15:13] ---
I tried to avoid showing my body lines...
[15:17] ---
I see.
[15:19] ---
Mr. Obata, do you have any questions
about her manner of wearing a yukata?
[15:23] ---
I'd like to know if she's wearing underwear!
[15:27] ---
Underwear?! Does he mean women's underwear?!
[15:29] ---
I'm not wearing that stuff!
[15:35] ---
Thank you for answering
a surprisingly crude question.
[15:44] ---
Nice high score!
[15:46] ---
Damn you!
[15:50] ---
Please tell us your name.
[15:53] ---
My name is Koumi Tsuchiya.
[15:56] ---
Did you come here to swim today?
[15:58] ---
Yes.
[15:59] ---
Do you often wear yukata?
[16:01] ---
No.
[16:02] ---
Did you come with your friends?
[16:05] ---
Yes.
[16:06] ---
Are they here in the audience?
[16:08] ---
No.
[16:09] ---
Hmm...
[16:11] ---
Well then, besides yukata,
what kind of clothes do you like?
[16:15] ---
Silk Chinese dresses, kimono,
and outfits for race car girls,
[16:17] ---
cheerleaders, nurses, flight attendants,
waitresses at family restaurants, and
[16:20] ---
policewomen. Also leotards, lady's suits,
sailor school uniforms, school blazers,
[16:24] ---
shrine maiden outfits,
maid uniforms and tennis outfits.
[16:25] ---
I think they're wonderf-- Err, nothing...
[16:30] ---
That was surprising.
[16:32] ---
Despite your coolheaded attitude,
Miss Koumi, you seem to like cosplay.
[16:37] ---
P-Please forget it.
[16:38] ---
Koumi! Koumi! Koumi! Koumi! Koumi!
[16:42] ---
Y-You can't do that!
[16:44] ---
What a reaction... She's definitely
going to make it to the final round.
[16:48] ---
Uhm... Really, you can't do that...
[16:57] ---
Nice own goal!
[16:59] ---
How did this happen?
[17:03] ---
I'm Hong Xiong Li. Nice to meet you.
[17:08] ---
She's quite tall, isn't she?
What do you think, Mr. Obata?
[17:12] ---
Wonderful! I love tall women.
[17:17] ---
What?!
[17:18] ---
She's got a high mark from the judge!
[17:21] ---
Do you have any other questi-- Huh?
[17:23] ---
How does Cambodia
sound for our honeymoon?
[17:26] ---
We're from different countries!
I can't do that!
[17:31] ---
With love, all things are possible, my honey.
[17:34] ---
There's no love!
[17:36] ---
I'm confident that love will emerge!
[17:39] ---
I hate you!
[17:42] ---
We can start off as friends.
[17:44] ---
I'll take good care of you
the rest of your life!
[17:48] ---
Enough, already! I'm gonna
beat you up, old geezer!
[17:51] ---
You can do anything you like to me!
[17:56] ---
I will not permit an affair.
[17:58] ---
Shouko?! Why is this considered an affair?!
[18:09] ---
I've got a scar in my heart.
[18:11] ---
This summer has become
unforgettable in many ways, hasn't it?
[18:14] ---
I can no longer get married.
[18:16] ---
It was good that the contest got suspended.
[18:19] ---
It was a disaster to the sponsor, though.
[18:22] ---
We went overboard, didn't we?
[18:24] ---
Shall we let them off the hook now?
[18:26] ---
Extenuating circumstances...
[18:28] ---
Looks like they're sorry.
Let's make an exception and forgive them.
[18:34] ---
But I wonder who would've
won if the contest went on.
[18:38] ---
Well, wouldn't Hideyoshi
be the most appropriate?
[18:41] ---
Don't you think the word "appropriate"
is wrong, considering that I'm a guy?
[18:46] ---
My heart went pitter-patter when
I saw Muttsulini in women's clothes.
[18:49] ---
How about you, Akira?
[18:51] ---
Well, since I'm used to
seeing Aki in women's clothes,
[18:55] ---
I liked the other two. It was refreshing.
[18:58] ---
Hey, wait, Sis! I don't
wear women's clothes!
[19:01] ---
What're you saying, Aki?
[19:04] ---
You wore a skirt again last night,
right...? While you were asleep.
[19:09] ---
Hey! What'd you do to
me while I was asleep?!
[19:12] ---
Don't worry. That's half a lie.
[19:15] ---
A lie? How can you make
what you just said half a lie?!
[19:20] ---
I only made you wear it up to your knees.
[19:22] ---
Then you made me wear it half way?!
[19:24] ---
No. The industry
terminology would be "halfway-off."
[19:27] ---
Halfway-off?!
[19:29] ---
Okay, guys! They're pretty much done!
[19:32] ---
Let's eat!
[19:34] ---
This is delicious!
[19:36] ---
Sakamoto really is skilled
in these things, isn't he?
[19:39] ---
My proud husband.
[19:41] ---
I wanted to cook, too,
but Akihisa didn't let me help them.
[19:46] ---
I wouldn't hurt myself with
a kitchen knife or anything.
[19:48] ---
That's not the problem, Himeji.
[19:50] ---
The problem is, you could kill people
even without using a kitchen knife.
[19:54] ---
We'll die if we eat what she makes.
[19:56] ---
Killer food...
[19:58] ---
We can't let her make such dangerous food.
[20:01] ---
Then, how about this time we have
a cooking competition among us girls?
[20:05] ---
We'll ask the guys to be the judges.
[20:06] ---
Why'd you go and say that?!
[20:08] ---
But how can a cooking winner be decided?
[20:14] ---
I think either a knockout
or a technical knockout.
[20:22] ---
Yeah, we did eat a lot, didn't we?
[20:24] ---
Hmm... Somehow I still feel a little hungry.
[20:28] ---
But we have no food left to cook.
[20:29] ---
It can't be helped. I guess
we'll get it locally.
[20:32] ---
Get it locally?
[20:33] ---
There's an ocean in front of us.
[20:36] ---
Fresh clams taste good when grilled.
[20:38] ---
You're right!
[20:41] ---
Come to think of it...
[20:45] ---
I baked madeleines at home and...
[20:49] ---
Let's go, Yuuji! Let's find clams!
[20:51] ---
Yeah! Let's gather so many that
we won't be able to eat anything else!
[20:56] ---
Beaches at night are refined
and nice too, right, Muttsulini?
[20:59] ---
I love clams!
[21:02] ---
I wonder what happened to them.
[21:03] ---
Beats me.
[21:04] ---
So, what about the madeleines?
[21:07] ---
Yeah, I did bake them,
but I left them on the table.
[21:12] ---
Oh, that's a bummer.
[21:17] ---
I'm not gonna die!!
[21:26] ---
Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!
[21:42] ---
I'm not making progress.
Someone's interfering... No, no!
[21:47] ---
The issue is, I don't have
enough common multiples
[21:53] ---
Okay, I basically get it.
What is the truth... Baby?
[21:57] ---
If you see this, draw a
diagram and explain it, Baby!
[22:03] ---
No word or number can describe you
[22:09] ---
My heart is being shocked by
the magnetic force between S and N
[22:17] ---
(S! S! Super! Sticking together,
Number! I say No.1 boy!)
[22:22] ---
Congratulations! From here on
out you're My, ma-my "treasure"
[22:27] ---
You're special to me,
no matter what happens
[22:30] ---
I'll hold you ever so
tight and never let you go
[22:32] ---
I want to be in love, in a
dream you can forget about limits
[22:38] ---
It's special, right? After all,
we came to know each other
[22:41] ---
Forgive me for being like this
[22:44] ---
Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!
[22:54] ---
Geez, they're sleeping like kids.
[22:58] ---
Guys never grow up, so...
[23:01] ---
Their sleeping faces
look innocent, don't they?
[23:04] ---
They look cute.
[23:05] ---
They must be tired after
getting carried away.
[23:08] ---
I'm glad that they enjoyed the trip.
[23:10] ---
At any rate, they fell asleep
really in no time, didn't they?
[23:13] ---
They were stumbling around
even before they got in the car.
[23:16] ---
I thought they ate breakfast quite
vigorously, then the next moment,
[23:19] ---
they already looked sleepy.
[23:20] ---
They must've been really hungry.
[23:23] ---
Yeah. They ate all our food, too.
[23:27] ---
It's really a bummer, isn't it, Mizuki?
[23:30] ---
Yes...
[23:33] ---
Since they fell asleep
right away, I couldn't ask them
[23:36] ---
how they liked the breakfast
I put so much effort into making.
[23:41] ---
"Goners" "Class A River 'Riv0er Styx' (Hades)"
"Still Breathing"
[23:43] ---
Come to this side.
[23:46] ---
This side is nice.
[23:52] ---
Question 3.
[23:53] ---
Name what you're not
supposed to bring to school.
[23:56] ---
Do bananas count as snacks?
[23:58] ---
You must've gone bananas...
Is that a good comeback?
[24:01] ---
Next episode!
[24:01] ---
"Me, That Girl, and a Stuffed Toy!"
[24:03] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi
Please join us again next week!'
3 - Me, That Girl, and a Stuffed Toy!
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[00:18] ---
Ah, Hideyoshi, about
today's remedial class... Huh?
[00:21] ---
Wh... What is it, Yoshi... I mean A-Akihisa?
[00:26] ---
You... seem to be different from usual.
[00:31] ---
R... Really? I... I'm
always like this, right?
[00:37] ---
My height and even my face
are the same as always, right?
[00:41] ---
Hmm... I feel like you're
usually more girlish and cute.
[00:52] ---
Hi!! Mondai: hitori to
futari docchi ga suteki?
[01:12] ---
Colorful mawari dasu watashi no shourai
[01:18] ---
Doko made hanasou ka? Minai furi?
[01:23] ---
Assou, ookina sekai
wa kibun de hirogaru
[01:29] ---
Kyou mo daisuki, hontou ni daisuki
[01:35] ---
Watashi no baka...
Hoshi no kazu yori mo baka da
[01:40] ---
Sunao ni narezu ni,
kimi to aruku yume o mita
[01:46] ---
Gomen ne... Datte!
Koi to shiranakattanda
[01:51] ---
Kotaette kimi to nazo tasu
watashi wa mugen no JUMP!!
SIGN "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:20] ---
So... Ms. Takahashi,
how are things progressing?
[02:25] ---
Yes, Principal...
[02:26] ---
"Episode 3 Me, That Girl, and a Stuffed Toy!"
[02:27] ---
How about Yuuko Kinoshita in Class A?
[02:30] ---
She's a top-notch student and outgoing.
[02:33] ---
I see...
[02:34] ---
Her twin brother Hideyoshi
Kinoshita even manages operas.
[02:40] ---
We can have high hopes for his
sister Yuuko being a talented singer, too.
[02:43] ---
That's great! Having a
student that can handle anything
[02:46] ---
gives me great pride as a principal.
[02:49] ---
Yes. It's rare to see a model student
who's as exemplary, good-looking,
[02:54] ---
top-notch, and outgoing as she is.
[02:59] ---
Ahh... Pretty boys really are the best.
[03:03] ---
Especially the scene where Yuuichi
attacks Shinji with a blunt object...
[03:07] ---
Oh wait! This is no time for that!
[03:09] ---
I'm home!
[03:10] ---
Sis?
[03:12] ---
Hm? What's the matter?
[03:14] ---
To see you threw your favorite novel...
[03:18] ---
Why am I incapable of doing
things that you are capable of?
[03:22] ---
Hm? What do you mean?
[03:24] ---
Today, Ms. Takahashi insisted
that I sing the school song
[03:27] ---
in the Fumizuki Academy's promotional video.
[03:32] ---
What?! When you have
no sense of pitch or rhythm?
[03:37] ---
"Stomach"
[03:37] ---
"Fist"
[03:38] ---
What's your damage? Are you picking a fight?
[03:40] ---
If it'd be a problem for you,
you could've just turned it down, right?
[03:43] ---
Absolutely not!
[03:45] ---
I've been trying hard to play an
honor student who's good at anything.
[03:48] ---
That sure is some
hard-core vanity you've got.
[03:49] ---
"Vanity"
[03:50] ---
"Hard-core"
[03:51] ---
"Clap, clap, clap, clap..."
[03:52] ---
That's the Kinoshita Family way, right?
[03:55] ---
You act on the stage and I act out being
an honor student in our everyday life.
[04:01] ---
When you look at it that way,
you and I might be alike.
[04:04] ---
Of course we are! I don't
wanna admit it, but you and I are...
[04:12] ---
...twins...
[04:24] ---
Wh-What is it? What is it, Sis?!
[04:27] ---
You're good at impersonating people, right?
[04:30] ---
I'd prefer if you'd call it acting.
[04:32] ---
Hey, don't tell me...
[04:33] ---
Hideyoshi... your sister has a
really important favor to ask of you.
[04:40] ---
Sis! Th-That's not asking
a favor. That's a threat!
[04:43] ---
"Favor"
[04:43] ---
"Fist"
[04:46] ---
Are we really going to do this, Sis?
[04:49] ---
I'm attending the remedial
class for you. What's the problem?
[04:52] ---
But what if my classmates figure it out?
[04:55] ---
What if they do?
[04:57] ---
From tomorrow on,
they'll seriously call me a girl.
[05:02] ---
So they won't think that we switched?
[05:05] ---
Oh, take this with you.
[05:07] ---
What's that?
[05:08] ---
A hidden microphone.
I'll keep an eye on you with this.
[05:13] ---
Sis, where'd you get this?
[05:16] ---
From one of your classmates.
[05:18] ---
New pictures have arrived.
[05:21] ---
This classroom is as shabby as ever...
[05:25] ---
Sugawa escaped!
[05:28] ---
Sugawa violated our
contract and approached a girl!
[05:30] ---
He's no longer our leader! He's a traitor!
[05:33] ---
Pursue Sugawa!
[05:36] ---
"Yuuko (Dumbfounded...)"
[05:39] ---
"Curse"
[05:41] ---
"Yuuko (Super dumbfounded)"
[05:43] ---
Ah, Hideyoshi! They said
we'd be doing worksheets today.
[05:46] ---
Is that right?
[05:48] ---
At any rate, what a stupid
thing Sugawa did...
[05:51] ---
Urgent report! Urgent report!
[05:53] ---
We've acquired the testimony of
the girl who Sugawa approached!
[05:56] ---
She's not interested in him, instead,
she repeatedly said, "Tell me about Aki."
[06:00] ---
--I repeat! The female
student said, "Tell me about Aki"!
[06:02] ---
--Farewell!
[06:03] ---
--Hold it!
[06:07] ---
Nothing but idiots.
[06:08] ---
Well... I wonder if Hideyoshi is doing okay.
[06:13] ---
Thanks, Kinoshita.
[06:15] ---
Is this voice... Kubo's?
[06:16] ---
Thanks to you, I feel heartened.
[06:19] ---
Don't worry about it.
[06:21] ---
What? What on earth
are they talking about?
[06:24] ---
Well, just knowing that
I have a classmate who shares
[06:27] ---
a common interest is comforting.
[06:29] ---
I never thought
[06:31] ---
that you'd be interested in homosexual love.
[06:38] ---
O-Oh, Hideyoshi. Is something the matter?
[06:41] ---
S-Sis! Could you come with me?!
[06:45] ---
What?! Hey! Hideyoshi? Si--
[06:49] ---
Hideyoshi!
[06:51] ---
Tell me what
you guys were talking about!
[06:54] ---
It was just a petty chitchat.
[06:56] ---
How messed up do you have to be to
say I'm interested in homosexual love?!
[07:00] ---
But the novels you read are...
[07:02] ---
Stupid! You're really stupid!
[07:04] ---
That and this are totally different matters!
[07:06] ---
That makes it sound
like I'm interested in girls!
[07:10] ---
I didn't mean it that way at all!
[07:12] ---
If you say something that can
cause a misunderstanding again...
[07:16] ---
Okay! I get it!
[07:18] ---
Did he really get it?
[07:23] ---
Yuuko, can I talk to you?
[07:25] ---
What's the matter?
[07:26] ---
Rep?
[07:27] ---
That darn Hideyoshi... He'd better keep up.
[07:30] ---
Yuuko... your skirt is turned up.
[07:33] ---
What?
[07:34] ---
Th-That idiot...!
[07:35] ---
Thank you, Rep. But... it's okay...
[07:39] ---
But... your skirt...
[07:41] ---
...because...
[07:43] ---
Because...?
[07:44] ---
I'm wearing underwear today.
[07:48] ---
Sis!
[07:52] ---
What's your excuse this time?
[07:54] ---
What I said earlier...
[07:56] ---
I meant it's okay because
I'm wearing leggings.
[07:59] ---
How is that underwear?! You made it
sound like I normally don't wear panties!
[08:03] ---
But aren't leggings a kind of underwear?!
[08:05] ---
Stop saying stupid stuff
and be careful about your skirt!
[08:08] ---
But your skirt is quite
loose around the waist and...
[08:15] ---
I-I'll be careful! I'll
be sure to be careful!
[08:20] ---
Seriously...!
[08:21] ---
K-Kinoshita...!
[08:22] ---
Who's this guy?
[08:24] ---
I'm Kouji Yokomizo.
[08:26] ---
Kouji Yokomizo? I don't know him.
[08:29] ---
I-I'm in love with you!
P-Please go out with me!
[08:33] ---
Love confession? What am
I gonna do? I'm flattered, but...
[08:38] ---
I'm sorry. I do appreciate
your feelings but...
[08:41] ---
Good! That's a safe way of handling it.
[08:43] ---
Th-Then tell me your type!
[08:46] ---
I'm sorry... I...
[08:48] ---
I-I...?
[08:50] ---
I'm only interested in young pretty boys.
[08:54] ---
I'm not someone who likes girls,
who wears no panties, or is a Shotacon!
[09:00] ---
I analyzed your taste in my own way.
[09:03] ---
That's my taste in fiction, right?!
[09:05] ---
I'm hiding those things
outside the house, right?!
[09:08] ---
O-Okay.
[09:10] ---
This time for sure,
I'll act as you do outside the house.
[09:19] ---
"Sigh..."
[09:19] ---
Ah, Hideyoshi!
[09:22] ---
Yoshi... I mean, Akihisa.
You don't have to run around any longer?
[09:26] ---
Nope.
[09:27] ---
Since those guys heard that
Yokomizo confessed his love to your sister,
[09:30] ---
they're devoting all their energies on that.
[09:31] ---
I-I see.
[09:33] ---
Yokomizo...
[09:34] ---
I feel sorry for you. Myself excluded,
you're the worst victim in all of this.
[09:37] ---
He never learns, does he?
[09:39] ---
What?
[09:40] ---
To think that he confessed
his love to your sister this time
[09:43] ---
just because you turned him down.
[09:45] ---
I withdraw what I just said!
[09:46] ---
Speaking of your sister...
[09:49] ---
What?
[10:02] ---
Your sister really is incredible, isn't she?
[10:06] ---
Wh-What is this, all of a sudden?
[10:08] ---
Because she's cute... and smart.
[10:12] ---
She's a great athlete, too.
She's a sister to be proud of, isn't she?
[10:21] ---
Y-You think so?
[10:27] ---
On top of that, look.
[10:29] ---
No matter when I see her, she's very pretty.
[10:38] ---
Pretty... huh?
[10:41] ---
That's precisely why it's unfortunate.
[10:42] ---
Huh?
[10:43] ---
I heard that your sister is a Shotacon
who likes girls and rarely wears panties.
[10:48] ---
Forget that stuff!
[10:50] ---
What?! Why?!
[10:52] ---
I don't know what's going on, but breasts...!
[10:54] ---
I faintly feel soft breasts!
[10:56] ---
What do you mean, "Faintly"?!
I do have some, more or less!
[11:04] ---
For some reason, there's a rumor
these days that my breasts are growing.
[11:09] ---
What a coincidence.
[11:11] ---
Actually, there's also a rumor
that I'm a Shotacon who likes girls,
[11:13] ---
and in addition, that I wander
about the school wearing no panties.
[11:17] ---
What're you gonna do about it?
[11:19] ---
As it stands, they're gonna
treat me more and more as a woman.
[11:26] ---
That's no different from
how they treat you now, is it?
[11:28] ---
They'll see me as a triple-threat perv!
[11:38] ---
It was your fault to
suggest that we switch places!
[11:41] ---
It's your fault that you acted
like a messed up version of me!
[11:47] ---
Oh well... We'll just let it be.
[11:48] ---
Yeah, being upset won't get us anywhere.
[11:52] ---
Our school has plenty
of interesting rumors, so...
[12:03] ---
Idiot Test!
[12:30] ---
"One year in the past..."
[12:33] ---
Don't move, everyone!
[12:35] ---
Put your bag on the desk and
open it so that I can see what's in it.
[12:38] ---
Stop this futile resistance!
[12:41] ---
Sakamoto... Show me
what you have in your pockets.
[12:44] ---
Dammit!
[12:45] ---
I'll confiscate it.
[12:47] ---
Damn! Why just me?!
[12:49] ---
Yoshii! Take off your school uniform
and change into your PE clothes.
[12:52] ---
Why?! You're being too vigilant, Teacher!
[12:55] ---
Please trust me a litt--
[12:58] ---
Hey, Akihisa. Your game console fell.
[13:00] ---
Oh, thanks, Yuuji.
[13:03] ---
Please trust me a little!
[13:05] ---
In your case, don't even
bother with the PE clothes.
[13:19] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar! Summon!
[13:21] ---
Today, Year 1 students are doing
Avatar summoning training together.
[13:26] ---
Boy... Our luck's been bad
since we got to school, hasn't it?
[13:29] ---
Crap! I bought that just last month!
[13:31] ---
My personal costumes
and props got taken, too.
[13:34] ---
--Well, as for me, my cell, game
console, video games, DVDs, CDs,
[13:37] ---
--What exactly are you coming to school for?
[13:38] ---
--light novels, manga, trading cards,
[13:40] ---
--celebrity pictures, spinning tops...
[13:40] ---
--Oh?
[13:41] ---
Hm?
[13:42] ---
Himeji is gonna do it.
[13:49] ---
Oh? Aren't you taking
her picture, Muttsulini?
[13:52] ---
My digital camera got confiscated.
[13:54] ---
That's unfortunate.
[13:55] ---
Since she's in a different class,
[13:56] ---
you rarely ever get a chance to
take pictures of her in PE clothes.
[14:00] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar! Summon!
[14:04] ---
She's cute, and on top of that, she's smart.
It's natural to admire her, isn't it?
[14:08] ---
Come to think of it, don't you
and Himeji know each other?
[14:11] ---
Yeah. We were in the same
class in elementary school,
[14:15] ---
but we haven't talked all this time, so...
[14:17] ---
Next! Akihisa Yoshii!
[14:19] ---
Ah, yes, Sir.
[14:21] ---
Yoshii will fight... Shimada!
[14:26] ---
Shimada! Minami Shimada!
[14:28] ---
Ah, yes, Sir!
[14:31] ---
Yoshii!
[14:32] ---
What's the matter, Shimada?
You were in a daze.
[14:35] ---
Are you hungry?
[14:36] ---
Humph! Don't confuse me with you!
[14:38] ---
Hm?
[14:39] ---
Oh, I get it!
[14:40] ---
Your Avatar is so feeble
that you got disappointed.
[14:44] ---
I'm glad that it's you
I'm fighting, Yoshii...
[14:46] ---
Hm?
[14:47] ---
...because it feels so good to beat you up.
[14:51] ---
Wait! It's our Avatars who
beat each other up! It's not us!
[14:54] ---
That's right. We don't beat each other up.
[14:56] ---
I-I'm glad you understand.
[14:58] ---
I'll be... the one doing
all the beating up, right?
[15:03] ---
"Aaah!"
[15:05] ---
Shimada...
[15:06] ---
S-See? The teacher is also...
[15:09] ---
Just today, okay?
[15:10] ---
Yes, Sir!
[15:11] ---
Why?!
[15:18] ---
I've had bad luck all day long today.
[15:22] ---
Hm?
[15:27] ---
I-It's Himeji!
[15:31] ---
All right! I'll summon my
courage and talk to her!
[15:40] ---
Th-This is too much for me!
It can't be helped. I'll retreat!
[15:44] ---
I beg of you, please!
[15:46] ---
Hm?
[15:46] ---
I want that Noin no matter what! Please!
[15:51] ---
What a bind...
[15:52] ---
Excuse me, is something wrong?
[15:54] ---
Well, this young lady wants
that stuffed toy no matter what,
[15:59] ---
but she doesn't have enough money.
[16:05] ---
Say... why do you want it so badly?
[16:09] ---
My older sister isn't cheerful these days.
[16:12] ---
Your older sister?
[16:14] ---
Yes.
[16:15] ---
She said she wanted
that stuffed toy before.
[16:20] ---
So...
[16:22] ---
I see...
[16:24] ---
So you wanted to cheer her
up by giving her a present, huh?
[16:28] ---
I'm sure she's having a tough time
at school since we just moved here.
[16:32] ---
But...
[16:34] ---
But she still does cleaning and laundry...
[16:38] ---
and plays with me...
[16:41] ---
Whoa! Please don't cry!
[16:43] ---
I'll do something about it!
[16:46] ---
Really?!
[16:47] ---
Yep.
[16:49] ---
Big Brother... Thank you!
[16:52] ---
So, how much is that stuffed toy?
[16:56] ---
25,000 yen.
[16:57] ---
Argh!
[16:59] ---
I'm sorry... I tried my best,
but it wasn't possible.
[17:03] ---
"Shocked!"
[17:05] ---
Ah, but I have 10,000 yen with me!
[17:08] ---
In other words, even with 1,000 yen,
my entire fortune, it'll only be 11,000 yen...
[17:13] ---
That's about half of 25,000 yen, right?
[17:17] ---
It's a little short, though.
[17:19] ---
Then, tear up the stuffed toy...
[17:23] ---
...and let us buy about half of it!
[17:24] ---
Are you really a high school student?
[17:27] ---
You're such a stupid Big Brother.
[17:29] ---
"Reserved"
[17:31] ---
This should buy us some time.
[17:35] ---
But if we don't have the money...
[17:38] ---
Yeah...
[17:40] ---
25,000 yen, huh...?
[17:43] ---
It's about the total of the stuff
confiscated from me this morning.
[17:46] ---
Oh yeah!
[17:47] ---
What's the matter?
[17:49] ---
Let's meet up in this park
again tomorrow, Haduki.
[17:52] ---
Tomorrow?
[17:53] ---
Yep!
[17:55] ---
Okay!
[17:56] ---
All right!
[18:04] ---
Take back the stuff we had confiscated?!
[18:07] ---
Yeah, I want you guys to help me out.
[18:09] ---
To do so, we have to get
the key to Iron Man's locker.
[18:13] ---
The key is in his jacket pocket.
[18:15] ---
Then how about... throwing
a bucket of water on him,
[18:20] ---
and stealing the key while he's changing?
[18:24] ---
So... good luck, Akihisa.
[18:26] ---
Me?!
[18:27] ---
The target is coming!
[18:28] ---
Don't mess it up!
[18:29] ---
Go for it!
[18:30] ---
Aren't you gonna help me out?!
[18:32] ---
Now that it's come to this...
[18:37] ---
My foot... slipped!
[18:46] ---
What?!
[18:48] ---
I won't let you get away!
[18:59] ---
Well, I'm sorry. My foot sli--
[19:02] ---
I thought I heard "I won't
let you get away" or something.
[19:06] ---
I had a hell of a time, but I got the key.
[19:09] ---
Okay then! Let's open
Iron Man's locker while we can.
[19:14] ---
I found them!
[19:15] ---
Well then, let's get out of here already.
[19:18] ---
Okay!
[19:19] ---
Hm? Old books?
[19:22] ---
If they're gonna ditch them anyway...
[19:25] ---
Boy, that was close.
[19:27] ---
If it wasn't for those old books,
[19:29] ---
it wouldn't have been
enough for 25,000 yen.
[19:31] ---
Ah! Stupid Big Brother!
[19:33] ---
Sorry to keep you waiting.
[19:34] ---
Not at all!
[19:35] ---
Hm? That's...
[19:36] ---
Uhm... before you came,
a pretty Big Sister came.
[19:41] ---
Pretty Big Sister?
[19:43] ---
Yes!
[19:43] ---
She told me to give this
stuffed toy to my sister.
[19:47] ---
She also said that if you brought
Noin, then this would be mine.
[19:53] ---
Well... then this is yours, Haduki.
[19:56] ---
Mine?
[19:58] ---
Yep!
[19:58] ---
And, give this one to your sister.
[20:03] ---
Ah!
[20:04] ---
Noin!
[20:08] ---
I hope this'll cheer your sister up.
[20:14] ---
Uhm... Big Brother...
[20:16] ---
Could you squat down?
[20:17] ---
Hm...? Like this?
[20:21] ---
Thank you, Big Brother.
[20:30] ---
Big Brother, although you're stupid,
I like you a lot because you're so kind!
[20:34] ---
I'll marry you when I grow up!
[20:51] ---
There was an incident yesterday.
[20:55] ---
Someone took the confiscated
stuff and my personal old books.
[21:00] ---
He was so gutsy that he
openly showed his student ID
[21:05] ---
when he sold off the old
books and the video games.
[21:08] ---
What do you think, Yoshii?
[21:10] ---
He's sure got guts!
[21:11] ---
Indeed.
[21:14] ---
"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha..."
[21:20] ---
Yoshii! Clench your teeth!
[21:22] ---
I'm sorry! There's a reason for it!
[21:24] ---
Yoshii. I'll give you the position title
best suited for an idiot like you.
[21:28] ---
Take this.
[21:29] ---
Hm?
[21:31] ---
Akihisa Yoshii.
[21:34] ---
From today on, you are...
[21:36] ---
...a probationary student!
[21:47] ---
Hirameite, kagayaite, denkyuu pikkanko
[22:03] ---
Shinten shinai yo.
Dareka jama shiteru... No, no!
[22:08] ---
Zenzen tarinai, sore
ga mondai no koubaisuu
[22:14] ---
Ryoukai sorenai. Nani ga
hontou no koto... Baby?
[22:18] ---
Mitetara koko de zukai shite yo, Baby!
[22:24] ---
Kotoba mo kazu mo kimi o arawasenai
[22:30] ---
Kokoro ga biribiri
suru S to N no jiryoku de
[22:38] ---
(S, S, Super kuttsuite
Number, I say No. 1 boy!)
[22:43] ---
Omedetou! Imakara kimi
wa My, ma-my "otakara"
[22:48] ---
Tokubetsu nanda, dou nattemo
[22:51] ---
Gyutto ne gyutto ne hanasanai
[22:53] ---
Watashi wa koi shitai.
Yume ni genkai wa iranai
[22:59] ---
Tokubetsu dayo ne, acchatta mon
[23:02] ---
Konna watashi mo yurushichae
[23:05] ---
Hirameita, kagayaita, seikai pittanko
[23:15] ---
Big Sis! Here you go!
[23:17] ---
Th-This is...
[23:19] ---
Will this cheer you up?
[23:22] ---
Thank you, Hazuki! This cheers me up a lot!
[23:26] ---
Japanese is difficult so
things are tough, but...
[23:29] ---
Yeah. Let's do our best together.
[23:33] ---
Besides...
[23:34] ---
Besides...?
[23:36] ---
There's someone...
[23:39] ---
I'm interested in these days.
[23:41] ---
What?! What's he like?
[23:44] ---
Well, he's a classmate of mine,
and he's really stupid.
[23:51] ---
Question 4.
[23:52] ---
When you add all the numbers of
the 52 playing cards, what's the total?
[23:57] ---
1 plus 2 plus 3 plus... uhm...
[24:00] ---
Good luck.
[24:01] ---
Next episode!
"Me, True Colors and a Man's Dignity!"
[24:03] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Please join us again next week!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
4 - Me, TRUE Colors and a Man's Dignity!
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[00:17] ---
If I win, could you dress up like a girl?
[00:22] ---
You're good at joking.
[00:24] ---
If I win, could you dress up like a girl?
[00:27] ---
Nice joke.
[00:28] ---
Could you dress up like a girl?
[00:33] ---
How did I end up in this situation?
[00:38] ---
Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
which one is wonderful?
[00:58] ---
My future starts spinning colorfully
[01:04] ---
How much should I tell him?
Should I pretend I didn't see?
[01:09] ---
I see, this vast world
grows based on my mood
[01:15] ---
I love you today, I really love you
[01:21] ---
I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
than the number of the stars in the sky
[01:26] ---
I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
but I had a dream of walking with you
[01:32] ---
I'm sorry... It's just,
I didn't know it was love
[01:37] ---
The answer is, you and mystery
plus me equals infinite jump!!
SIGN "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:06] ---
"Episode 4 Me, True Colors
and a Man's Dignity!"
[02:07] ---
It all began one hour ago...
[02:10] ---
Yuuji, do you wanna play "I doubt it"?
[02:12] ---
Oh? You seem confident, Akihisa.
[02:14] ---
What? I thought you learned after you
had to treat us to burgers the other day.
[02:19] ---
Thanks for the food.
[02:21] ---
I'm gonna get my revenge today.
[02:23] ---
Interesting. Why don't
I make your wallet super light?
[02:27] ---
Okay, then. We'll follow
the same rules as usual, okay?
[02:31] ---
Fumizuki Academy,
Class F's "I doubt it" Rules...
[02:35] ---
Each player plays a card, face down.
[02:38] ---
This is an ace!
[02:40] ---
The other players determine
if the player is lying or not.
[02:45] ---
If a player thinks it's
a lie, they declare it.
[02:47] ---
I doubt it!
[02:48] ---
"Lie"
[02:49] ---
If it really was a lie,
[02:51] ---
the person who put out the card
gets all the played cards.
[02:55] ---
On the contrary, if it wasn't a lie,
[02:57] ---
the one who declared "I
doubt it" gets the cards.
[03:00] ---
The game continues until
someone has no cards left...
[03:04] ---
I doubt it!
[03:05] ---
"Lie"
[03:11] ---
I doubt it!
[03:13] ---
The first player who runs out
of cards to play is the winner.
[03:16] ---
I doubt it!
[03:18] ---
"True"
[03:19] ---
Class F's local rule!
[03:22] ---
The player who has only
two cards left is the winner.
[03:27] ---
"Class F's local rule" "Winner"
[03:27] ---
This way, we can end the game quickly.
[03:29] ---
The key is the strategy for
the fourth card from the last.
[03:32] ---
The one who received the cards can
start with the number he or she likes.
[03:37] ---
If you say a number carelessly,
you'll be digging your own grave.
[03:40] ---
Yep, yep.
[03:43] ---
Well then, I go first, right?
[03:45] ---
Ace.
[03:47] ---
It's my turn next, right? Two.
[03:50] ---
Three.
[03:51] ---
I'm the next, huh?
[03:53] ---
Fo--
[03:54] ---
I doubt it!
[03:55] ---
I didn't finish saying it!
[03:57] ---
It's so obvious.
[03:58] ---
It's totally written on your face.
[03:59] ---
Card games aren't your strong suit.
[04:02] ---
In order not to have problems later on,
[04:04] ---
I purposely put out a wrong car...
[04:08] ---
Not even a single person... was honest!
[04:11] ---
Tick-tock...
[04:17] ---
Now I don't have much room for error.
[04:20] ---
Three.
[04:22] ---
Four.
[04:24] ---
Another "four," huh, Akihisa?
[04:26] ---
I doubt it!
[04:29] ---
You dummy! This is a present for you!
[04:31] ---
Seriously?! You must've had
the "four" from the first round!
[04:35] ---
So the one earlier was a set-up!
[04:36] ---
Not bad.
[04:39] ---
I can't tell them
I overlooked that card now.
[04:43] ---
Tick-tock...
[04:47] ---
I'm finally down to six cards.
[04:49] ---
Hideyoshi's got four cards.
[04:52] ---
This is the turning point.
[04:55] ---
How are those two going to play?
[04:57] ---
Six.
[05:00] ---
Muttsulini, the next is seven.
[05:03] ---
Seven!
[05:05] ---
I missed the timing to say "I doubt it"!
[05:06] ---
He's good! If someone
says that in that timing,
[05:09] ---
you'd play without thinking, huh?
[05:11] ---
Then I'll...
[05:13] ---
Hm?
[05:14] ---
Oh? What're you guys doing?
[05:17] ---
I thought you went home, Himeji.
[05:19] ---
No. One of the teachers
asked me to give him a hand.
[05:22] ---
As reward, he gave this to me.
[05:25] ---
If you like, you can have this.
[05:28] ---
Thanks, Himeji. Is it okay if we
wait until we finish "I doubt it"?
[05:32] ---
We're betting...
[05:34] ---
I shouldn't say "betting."
[05:40] ---
No, i-it's not betting! The loser
just gets a small penalty game.
[05:44] ---
A penalty game?
[05:46] ---
Yeah, that's right.
[05:47] ---
The one who loses will take
off his clothes little by little.
[05:51] ---
Clothes...?
[05:53] ---
Hideyoshi...
[05:54] ---
N... No, Akihisa.
[05:59] ---
Th-That's depraved!
[06:01] ---
Himeji, it'll be just among us guys.
You don't have to get upset like that.
[06:05] ---
I doubt it!
[06:07] ---
Why are you giving me those cards?
[06:10] ---
Even if it's just among you
guys, what's wrong is wrong.
[06:13] ---
Let's have these chocolates and...
[06:17] ---
...talk...
[06:21] ---
Okay, okay. Just this time, okay?
[06:24] ---
Now, let's finish it quickly.
[06:25] ---
Hm? Hime... ji...?
[06:28] ---
Well then, eight.
[06:30] ---
Nine.
[06:32] ---
Ten.
[06:33] ---
Jack.
[06:35] ---
Queen.
[06:36] ---
I doubt it, Hideyoshi.
[06:38] ---
So as I thought, you
had four Queens, huh?
[06:41] ---
I guess I can't help it.
Since we're all guys, I can take off...
[06:52] ---
What's the matter, Hideyoshi?
[06:53] ---
Hm?
[06:53] ---
Hm?
[06:59] ---
My, my...
[07:00] ---
You shouldn't sleep
in a place like this, Kinoshita.
[07:05] ---
I guess it can't be helped,
huh? I'll play for Kinoshita.
[07:10] ---
H-Hey, Himeji, that handkerchief is...
[07:12] ---
Kinoshita is tired.
[07:15] ---
B-But, Himeji, Hideyoshi was just...
[07:18] ---
Kinoshita is tired.
[07:20] ---
But that bottle--
[07:24] ---
Muttsulini!
[07:26] ---
Looks like Tsuchiya is tired, too.
[07:29] ---
What the heck...?
[07:31] ---
I can't help but think
something's very wrong with Himeji.
[07:34] ---
Something must've...
Something must've... Ah!
[07:38] ---
Could it be...
[07:40] ---
Th-That's...!
[07:41] ---
Geez... To think that he tried to
take off his clothes in front of Akihisa...
[07:46] ---
Kinoshita is tired.
[07:48] ---
There's no doubt about it. Himeji's
out of control because of that chocolate.
[07:52] ---
Is something the matter, Akihisa?
[07:55] ---
Well, we don't have enough
players since we're three now.
[07:58] ---
Why don't we stop playing?
[08:00] ---
Stop playing? Oh, don't be silly.
[08:03] ---
We do have four players, don't we?
[08:06] ---
Huh?
[08:06] ---
I'll do my best.
[08:07] ---
Shouko?! When'd you get here?!
[08:09] ---
It's a wife's job to forcefully
strip off her husband's clothes.
[08:13] ---
Dammit! There's so many things wrong
with that, I don't know where to start!
[08:17] ---
Well then, we'll play boys vs. girls, okay?
[08:21] ---
Yeah, we can finish it quicker that way.
[08:24] ---
What do we do, Yuuji?
[08:26] ---
It can't be helped.
Let's beat them quickly and end it.
[08:29] ---
But we can't let them take off their clothes.
[08:32] ---
Well, when the push comes
to shove, we can stop playing.
[08:35] ---
Yeah... you're right!
[08:43] ---
Akihisa! Just a sock isn't fair!
[08:46] ---
Yuuji, your behavior is very unmanly.
[08:48] ---
Himeji, why don't we stop?
[08:50] ---
This is just the beginning!
[08:52] ---
Shouko, you've played enough, right?
[08:55] ---
Double up.
[08:56] ---
But getting naked in
front of girls is... you know...
[09:00] ---
Don't worry, Akihisa. If you
don't wanna take off your clothes...
[09:04] ---
I can't see it! I can't see the
girls' school uniform at all, okay?
[09:09] ---
It's your own fault that you didn't
listen to me when I said it was wrong.
[09:18] ---
"Akihisa, did you notice?"
[09:19] ---
That's the emergency signal.
[09:21] ---
"What?"
[09:21] ---
"Now that it's come to this, we
must win by any means necessary."
[09:23] ---
"Shall we make a move?"
[09:27] ---
Sorry. Then, shall we
go back to the game?
[09:30] ---
Oops!
[09:32] ---
Okay! Now!
[09:35] ---
What?!
[09:37] ---
You guys made a mistake
in deciding your roles.
[09:40] ---
Yuuji, you don't make simple
mistakes like that in the game.
[09:46] ---
You sure do like to misbehave.
[09:49] ---
Naughty, mischievous kids.
[09:52] ---
Tick-tock...
[09:55] ---
Seven.
[09:56] ---
It's coming to the turning point.
[10:03] ---
If I make a mistake now,
we'll be in big trouble.
[10:06] ---
Hm?
[10:08] ---
Kubo?
[10:11] ---
"She's lying."
[10:15] ---
Kubo... You're taking my side, huh?
[10:19] ---
Thank you.
[10:21] ---
I'll make the most of this
chance you've given me!
[10:23] ---
I'm going to say it with all my heart...
[10:26] ---
That seven... I doubt it!
[10:28] ---
Sorry. It's really seven.
[10:30] ---
Kubo?!
[10:31] ---
I'm sorry, Yoshii!
[10:36] ---
What're you doing, Akihisa?!
[10:38] ---
As long as it involves taking
your clothes off, he's our enemy!
[10:40] ---
Why?!
[10:42] ---
Tick-tock...
[10:47] ---
Playing this game is kinda
giving me mixed feelings.
[10:50] ---
Himeji...
[10:52] ---
This really is a bad idea...
friends going against each other...
[10:56] ---
Moreover, a penalty game...
[11:00] ---
To think that Akihisa will become
a net idol from tomorrow on...!
[11:03] ---
Just a moment, Himeji!
[11:04] ---
I never agreed to the cross-dressing,
the pictures, or the net posting!
[11:08] ---
Yuuji, if you feel embarrassed,
you can close your eyes
[11:10] ---
when I take your picture.
[11:12] ---
Dammit! We're not gonna lose!
[11:14] ---
By the way, Akihisa...
[11:15] ---
Wh-What is it, Himeji?
[11:17] ---
Even if I end up having
to take off my clothes,
[11:20] ---
I'm not going to end
the game in the middle.
[11:24] ---
Shouko! You're not...
[11:26] ---
I'm somewhat confident in
the lingerie I'm wearing today.
[11:29] ---
Oh no!
[11:30] ---
They're not hesitant
to take their clothes off!
[11:31] ---
Oh...
[11:34] ---
That King you're going to play...
[11:37] ---
I'll go ahead and say, I doubt it!
[11:41] ---
Four.
[11:42] ---
Five.
[11:44] ---
Six.
[11:45] ---
"Close to victory"
[11:47] ---
I... I doubt it.
[11:56] ---
Hurry, Akihisa! They'll catch us!
[11:58] ---
I don't wanna be a net idol!
[12:00] ---
--Hey! Didn't I tell you
not to run in the hall...!
[12:00] ---
--Iron man! Help us!
[12:03] ---
We'll take a remedial class or anything!
[12:04] ---
What're you guys
doing dressed like that?
[12:07] ---
We'll explain later!
[12:09] ---
On no! Akihisa, they're here!
[12:12] ---
Please wait, Akihisa!
Please put this on already!
[12:16] ---
I won't let you get away.
[12:19] ---
What did they do to end
up in this kind of situation?
[12:28] ---
Idiot Test.
[12:32] ---
What?!
[12:34] ---
An Avatar system test run?!
[12:36] ---
Yeah, I want to ask
you guys for help on that.
[12:39] ---
Why us?
[12:41] ---
Because you guys are perfect for that.
[12:43] ---
If we use high-score Avatars and
things go wrong, it'll be a problem.
[12:46] ---
"Incidents in the past"
[12:49] ---
I see... Yeah, it went
out of control before.
[12:52] ---
Pointing that out hits a sore spot
for me, but in short, that's the concern.
[12:57] ---
So, keep Class A and Himeji out of this.
[13:00] ---
I wanted to help, though.
[13:03] ---
Too bad...
[13:03] ---
Well, it can't be helped, then.
[13:05] ---
I appreciate your thoughts.
[13:08] ---
Then, can I count on you guys?
[13:09] ---
What? Why do we have to do
a troublesome thing like that?
[13:12] ---
As a probationary student,
I've got chores to deal with as it is.
[13:17] ---
Who was it that was running
around in his underwear?
[13:20] ---
I'm sorry.
[13:21] ---
Well, I guess it wouldn't be
fair to have you do it for nothing.
[13:24] ---
I can at least give you some meal
tickets at the cafeteria or a book coupon.
[13:28] ---
Whoa!
[13:30] ---
Well then, I'll create a test run field
throughout the entire school building.
[13:34] ---
Those who'll be in the test run
are Tsuchiya, Kinoshita, Shimada,
[13:40] ---
Yoshii, and Sakamoto.
[13:44] ---
I'm counting on you guys.
[13:45] ---
Hold on a sec, old hag.
I thought I had high scores.
[13:49] ---
I don't care what happens to you.
[13:53] ---
Hey!
[13:56] ---
Why do we have to do this?
[13:58] ---
Yeah.
[13:59] ---
What's the problem? Why don't
we just hurry up and get it over with?
[14:02] ---
Let's see, we just have to summon
them and move them around?
[14:05] ---
Sounds like it.
[14:06] ---
Okay.
[14:07] ---
Well then...
[14:08] ---
Summon!
[14:14] ---
Oh? So in a test run, we
wear school uniforms, huh?
[14:18] ---
We're not holding weapons.
[14:20] ---
How cute.
[14:20] ---
This reminds us of the time
we were in Year 1, doesn't it?
[14:23] ---
Hm?
[14:24] ---
Whaaaaat?!
[14:27] ---
The Avatars are talking.
[14:29] ---
The old hag said that the update was
about usability improvements, though.
[14:33] ---
At any rate, what should I do
about the incident this morning?
[14:37] ---
What, Hideyoshi?
Did something happen this morning?
[14:40] ---
I didn't say anything.
[14:42] ---
To think that a neighbor middle
school boy would confess his love to me...
[14:46] ---
What?! So someone outside of
school finally confessed his love for you?!
[14:52] ---
Th-That's not possible, right? I'm a guy.
[14:54] ---
That was the third person this month.
[14:59] ---
He's just telling secrets on his own.
[15:01] ---
It's rare to hear Hideyoshi's secrets.
[15:05] ---
Kinoshita is good at
making a poker face, so...
[15:08] ---
No, no, you guys.
I'm always acting natural.
[15:10] ---
She complimented my acting! I'm happy!
[15:15] ---
But, the truth is, I'm happy!
[15:19] ---
Hey, hey, Muttsulini.
[15:21] ---
What?
[15:22] ---
If it's naughty talk, I'm all for it!
[15:25] ---
I like that kind of talk, too,
but this one is a little different.
[15:29] ---
I'm only interested in what's
underneath your leggings.
[15:33] ---
He really talks a lot, doesn't he? How funny!
[15:36] ---
It's not funny.
[15:37] ---
I wanna see underneath your leggings.
[15:40] ---
I don't want you to smack me.
[15:42] ---
He's honest.
[15:45] ---
Maybe I'll have a little fun.
[15:48] ---
Are you interested in what's under my skirt?
[15:50] ---
I'm not interested in that stuff.
[15:51] ---
Under the skirt lies
romance, dreams, and hopes.
[15:54] ---
My interest knows no bounds.
[15:56] ---
There're many kinds of skirts such as,
straight, mini, long, flared, pleated...
[16:00] ---
Each one has its own attractiveness.
[16:03] ---
But I don't think culottes
should be called a skirt.
[16:07] ---
No, I'm really not interested.
[16:10] ---
So they actually say what
their summoners really think.
[16:14] ---
What? I can touch Minami's Avatar?
[16:16] ---
This is just crazy.
[16:18] ---
Aki, give her to me.
[16:20] ---
Pfft!
[16:21] ---
No! I'm staying with Aki!
[16:24] ---
So they go against their
summoner's will, too?
[16:27] ---
They're like kids who
say what they really think.
[16:29] ---
I see... Kids, huh?
[16:32] ---
Aki! Hold me!
[16:33] ---
No cuddling! Let go of him!
[16:36] ---
No!
[16:37] ---
Now, now, Minami.
[16:39] ---
Don't worry. I'm used to things like this.
[16:42] ---
What? What do you mean you're used to?
[16:43] ---
For some reason, kids like me.
[16:46] ---
Because your brain is about
as developed as theirs, right?
[16:48] ---
Shut up, Yuuji.
[16:49] ---
--Listen, listen, Aki!
[16:50] ---
--Hm? What is it?
[16:52] ---
I always do harsh things
to you, but actually, I--
[16:56] ---
Eeeeeeek!
[16:59] ---
Argh!
[17:01] ---
Hey, what are you trying to say?!
[17:03] ---
--Aki, are you okay? Are you in pain?
[17:05] ---
--Listen to me!
[17:07] ---
I'm sorry.
[17:09] ---
I'll tell you this beforehand,
Aki. I have no secre--
[17:12] ---
Actually, yesterday, a Year-1
girl confessed her love to me.
[17:15] ---
Ahhhhh!
[17:20] ---
Th-That's dirty, Aki, trying to find
out my embarrassing secrets like that!
[17:26] ---
Isn't she digging her own grave?
[17:28] ---
Don't waste your breath!
[17:30] ---
You summon your Avatar, too,
and tell us what you really think!
[17:32] ---
Whaaaaat?!
[17:34] ---
I can't participate in a revealing
contest like this.
[17:37] ---
I have to do something.
[17:40] ---
They tell us what their
summoners really think...
[17:41] ---
Hm? What is it, Himeji?
[17:43] ---
Hm? Oh, no, nothing.
[17:46] ---
By the way, how do you read this?
[17:49] ---
Err...
[17:50] ---
"kaku... sa... mon... dai" is it?
[17:55] ---
Yes, that's correct!
[18:00] ---
What? Why?!
[18:01] ---
"Sa-mon" [Summon]
[18:03] ---
Oh craapp!
[18:05] ---
I'm sorry, Akihisa.
[18:07] ---
But there's something I want to hear
your true feelings about at any cost.
[18:11] ---
Nice job, Mizuki. Now, Aki, answer me.
[18:14] ---
Who do you like?!
[18:16] ---
I need to get distracted!
[18:20] ---
Oh shoot!
[18:23] ---
Oh no, I can't use that idiot.
[18:25] ---
You, too!
[18:26] ---
What'd you say?!
[18:28] ---
Hey, hey, both of you,
[18:31] ---
Be... care... ful.
[18:35] ---
I normally wear leggings...
[18:39] ---
...but I'm not wearing them today.
[18:42] ---
What're you...
[18:43] ---
Please let me flip up your skirt!
[18:45] ---
...saying, Kudou?
[18:46] ---
That's right. It's no use...
[18:48] ---
Wait! I go first!
[18:49] ---
...teasing us.
[18:53] ---
Aki, come over here.
[18:55] ---
Akihisa, I need to talk to you.
[18:57] ---
Yuuji...
[18:59] ---
We'll be right back.
[19:04] ---
This is because you're always
thinking about naughty stuff.
[19:06] ---
Please reflect on what you did.
[19:08] ---
I'm not wearing leggings, either, you know.
[19:10] ---
I'm sorry. I teased you guys a little.
[19:13] ---
Ow, ow, ow...
[19:14] ---
That wasn't nice, Kudou.
[19:16] ---
Please be a little more sensible.
[19:19] ---
So, anyway, I overslept
a little this morning,
[19:22] ---
so I didn't have time to put on my bra.
[19:24] ---
Please have mercy on us!
[19:25] ---
What's that about your bra?!
[19:28] ---
Yuuji...
[19:29] ---
It's not like that, Shouko! I'm a guy, so...
[19:32] ---
Come here...
[19:32] ---
"Boing"
[19:33] ---
Wh-What're you doing?! L-Let go of me!
[19:36] ---
Are you happy?
[19:37] ---
S-Something like this...
there's no way I'd be happy...
[19:40] ---
Yahoo!
[19:42] ---
I'm not!!
[19:44] ---
Geez, you act like you've got it bad...
[19:46] ---
I envy you, Yuuji! I'm jealous! I'm jealous!
[19:50] ---
...but look at what I have to deal with.
[19:52] ---
We'll be right back.
[19:55] ---
So, there's a proper order for doing things.
[19:59] ---
Do you understand?
[20:00] ---
Yes, Ma'am.
[20:01] ---
That's right. You don't just do stuff,
you have to come to love each other first.
[20:04] ---
Aki and I love each other!
[20:09] ---
Akihisa...
[20:11] ---
Wh-What is it, Himeji?
[20:13] ---
I-I know this is sudden, but is
there anyone whom you like?
[20:18] ---
Huh? What is this all of a sudden?
[20:22] ---
I'm realizing it anew,
[20:24] ---
but you really don't understand the
question at a time like this, do you?
[20:28] ---
Huh? What?
[20:30] ---
Well then, I'll ask you in a different way.
[20:33] ---
Oh, I bet she'll... I won't let her!
[20:36] ---
Who do you like?
[20:39] ---
Samon in Class G, maybe...
[20:41] ---
What? What? S-Samon [Summon]...?
[20:47] ---
Ahhh!
[20:47] ---
Now, let's continue this
conversation on who we like!
[20:50] ---
This isn't fair, Akihisa!
[20:52] ---
You have a secret or two that you don't
want people to know too, right, Himeji?
[20:56] ---
I-It's okay. I don't have any secrets.
[21:00] ---
To tell you the truth...
[21:02] ---
...when you had naughty thoughts earlier...
[21:05] ---
...I had strange thoughts...
[21:08] ---
Nooooooo!
[21:17] ---
How's it going?
[21:23] ---
What did they do...
[21:26] ---
...to end up in this kind of situation?
[21:33] ---
Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!°
[21:49] ---
I'm not making progress.
Someone's interfering... No, no!
[21:54] ---
The issue is, I don't have
enough common multiples
[22:00] ---
Okay, I basically get it.
What is the truth... Baby?
[22:04] ---
If you see this, draw a
diagram and explain it, Baby!
[22:10] ---
No word or number can describe you
[22:16] ---
My heart is being shocked by
the magnetic force between S and N
[22:24] ---
(S! S! Super! Sticking together,
Number! I say No.1 boy!)
[22:29] ---
Congratulations! From here on
out you're My, ma-my "treasure"
[22:34] ---
You're special to me,
no matter what happens
[22:37] ---
I'll hold you ever so
tight and never let you go
[22:39] ---
I want to be in love, in a
dream you can forget about limits
[22:45] ---
It's special, right? After all,
we came to know each other
[22:48] ---
Forgive me for being like this
[22:51] ---
Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!
[23:02] ---
Did you want something? Err...
[23:05] ---
I'm Nakabayashi. I'm the Class E rep.
[23:08] ---
I called you here because I wanted
to tell you my pent-up feelings...
[23:11] ---
Ah, no, it's not "pent-up feelings"
but heartrending feelings? Agony?
[23:16] ---
Ah, well, at any rate,
I can't express it well,
[23:18] ---
but I wanted to tell you at any cost...
Are you busy right now?
[23:22] ---
I've got time. No problem.
[23:28] ---
What?!
[23:29] ---
I'd like you to go out with me!
[23:32] ---
I wonder why Yoshii is so
defenseless and charming!
[23:36] ---
His actions, his words, his gestures...
Everything about him is adorable!
[23:42] ---
Woo hoo...
[23:43] ---
Nakabayashi...
[23:44] ---
Yes...
[23:45] ---
I'm sorry.
[23:46] ---
I don't wanna be turned
down in such a humiliating way!
[23:51] ---
Question 5.
[23:53] ---
Explain the correct way to treat a burn.
[23:56] ---
Pay palimony.
[23:58] ---
That's for adults' philandering.
[24:00] ---
Next episode!
"Me, Peeking, and Training Camp!"
[24:03] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Please join us again next week!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
5 - Me, Peeking, and Training Camp!
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[00:18] ---
On a night illuminated by countless
stars and a fleeting crescent moon...
[00:22] ---
"Fumizuki Academy"
[00:23] ---
I was being pressured by the
slightly emboldened girls in my class.
[00:30] ---
Aki... Can we do it?
[00:33] ---
Akihisa... I'm begging you. Can we do it?
[00:38] ---
I can't... do that.
[00:42] ---
Why not?
[00:43] ---
You don't... want to?
[00:46] ---
I couldn't do that.
[00:49] ---
If you won't, we'll do
it with Tsuchiya instead.
[00:54] ---
Is that okay, Aki?
[00:56] ---
Yeah... that's fine.
[00:59] ---
So he said! So Tsuchiya,
how about we do one more?
[01:06] ---
This is ishi-daki, also
known as soroban-zeme,
[01:09] ---
a form of torture used in the Edo era.
[01:11] ---
I will not permit an affair.
[01:14] ---
Akihisa, you too, please.
[01:27] ---
Hi!! Mondai: hitori to
futari docchi ga suteki?
[01:47] ---
Colorful mawari dasu watashi no shourai
[01:53] ---
Doko made hanasou ka? Minai furi?
[01:58] ---
Assou, ookina sekai
wa kibun de hirogaru
[02:04] ---
Kyou mo daisuki, hontou ni daisuki
[02:10] ---
Watashi no baka...
Hoshi no kazu yori mo baka da
[02:15] ---
Sunao ni narezu ni,
kimi to aruku yume o mita
[02:21] ---
Gomen ne... Datte!
Koi to shiranakattanda
[02:26] ---
Kotaette kimi to nazo tasu
watashi wa mugen no JUMP!!
SIGN "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:55] ---
a6\i1}Turning back the clock, that morning
was a little different from usual.
[03:00] ---
a6\i1}It was the day before
their academic training camp.
[03:04] ---
On that day, Akihisa
Yoshii received a letter.
[03:08] ---
In the letter, there was a
message that gave him a small shock.
[03:13] ---
"I'm holding your secret."
[03:18] ---
Why the heck did
I receive something like this?
[03:19] ---
What's the matter, Akihisa?
You're in low spirits this morning.
[03:22] ---
N... Nothing's wrong!
[03:24] ---
You're acting strange, Aki.
What'd you hide just now?
[03:27] ---
What're you talking about,
Minami? I'm not hiding anything.
[03:30] ---
Hmm... You received a
love letter... or something?
[03:33] ---
Watch what you're saying, Minami.
Look at these guys. They're bloodthirsty now.
[03:36] ---
I guess not, huh? There's no
way you'd get a love letter, right?
[03:40] ---
That's not true! This morning, too,
there were several letters in my...
[03:47] ---
I won't miss next time.
[03:48] ---
I apologize from the bottom of my heart.
[03:50] ---
Then give me an honest answer!
[03:52] ---
T-To tell you the truth,
what I hid was a bla--
[03:55] ---
When you receive a blackmail note,
you aren't supposed to tell anyone, right?
[03:58] ---
On TV, too, the bad guys say that a lot...
[04:00] ---
Bla-what?
[04:01] ---
Bla... Bla...
[04:02] ---
When we humans have
our backs against the wall,
[04:05] ---
we replay memories from our past.
[04:07] ---
This is called a kaleidoscope of memories.
[04:10] ---
A Bla... Bla... Black competitive
swimwear society invitation...
[04:13] ---
That's what I was hiding.
[04:15] ---
Huh?
[04:16] ---
Akihisa watched the documentary,
[04:19] ---
"Competitive Swimmer,
24-hour close-up" the night before.
[04:22] ---
Are you going to join them?
[04:24] ---
S-Sure... since I've been
interested in them for a while.
[04:27] ---
I see...
[04:28] ---
Oh no... I'm reaching the point of no return.
[04:31] ---
What do you find so interesting
about competitive swimwear?
[04:34] ---
Huh?
[04:35] ---
The most impressive thing was...
[04:38] ---
I-Its tight fit...
[04:41] ---
That sounds like a perv!
[04:44] ---
Shimada... Everything he just said was a lie.
[04:47] ---
What? It sounded so real
that I was almost fooled!
[04:50] ---
"Crack, crack, crack..."
[04:52] ---
This time, you'd better spit
out the truth! What did you hide?!
[04:56] ---
To tell you the truth,
I received a blackmail note.
[04:59] ---
Oh, good.
[05:01] ---
So, what did the blackmail note say?
[05:03] ---
Yeah...
[05:04] ---
"Don't get any closer to
the girls around you," it says.
[05:09] ---
Hmm... From how it sounds,
this is probably out of jealousy.
[05:13] ---
There are only two girls in
this class, Himeji and Hideyoshi.
[05:16] ---
So in other words, it's from
someone who likes one of them, huh?
[05:20] ---
Akihisa... Shimada went to get a metal bat.
[05:24] ---
Was my guess wrong?
[05:25] ---
So what are you being blackmailed about?
[05:29] ---
Come to think of it, I'm not really sure.
[05:30] ---
"If you refuse to heed my warning,
I'll release these pictures."
[05:31] ---
"If you refuse to heed my warning,
I'll release these pictures."
[05:38] ---
Those are the ones from
the last school festival, huh?
[05:40] ---
Wh-When did they...
[05:42] ---
They wouldn't have
anything crazier than this, right?
[05:46] ---
It's trunks, so it's okay. It's trunks,
so it's okay. It's trunks, so it's okay.
[05:49] ---
What's the matter, Akihisa?
[05:52] ---
Well, these kinds of pictures are still okay.
[05:54] ---
Hm?
[05:58] ---
Nooooooooo!
[05:59] ---
Don't look at it! Don't look
at this shameful picture of me!
[06:03] ---
I don't know what's going on,
but calm down, Akihisa.
[06:07] ---
What a frightening power... What are
they engineering such a dirty plot for?
[06:11] ---
You're imagining things.
[06:13] ---
Anyone would wear a maid
costume at least once in their lifetime.
[06:15] ---
Good morning, Akihisa, Kinoshita.
[06:18] ---
Ah, Himeji.
[06:20] ---
Good timing. Let's have Himeji prove
that these pictures aren't something
[06:23] ---
you should get worked up over.
[06:25] ---
What's the matter?
[06:27] ---
Himeji, what if there's a picture in
which Akihisa is in a maid costume?
[06:30] ---
Well, I'll buy a scanner first.
[06:34] ---
Huh?
[06:34] ---
Otherwise I won't be able to disseminate
[06:37] ---
Akihisa's charm to the
world via the web, right?
[06:40] ---
Calm down, Akihisa!
[06:42] ---
Let go of me! I don't
think I can go on living!
[06:45] ---
How about asking Muttsulini for advice?
[06:47] ---
Oh yeah... Nice advice, Hideyoshi.
I'd expect nothing less from my wife!
[06:52] ---
Isn't that supposed to be "husband"?
[06:53] ---
I think both are wrong.
[06:57] ---
Oh shoot...
[07:00] ---
Oh, there you are, Muttsulini!
I'd like to ask you for advice.
[07:02] ---
Come back later. I'm first in line.
[07:04] ---
Hm? You're asking for advice?
[07:06] ---
Seems like Yuuji's wedding is coming up soon.
[07:08] ---
That's something that's already been
decided, right? I'm in bigger trouble!
[07:12] ---
As it stands, people will think that
I'm a perv who likes to dress like a girl!
[07:15] ---
You being a perv is already a fact, right?!
[07:17] ---
Shut up, you married man!
Go back to the graveyard of life!
[07:20] ---
Shut up, you super perv!
[07:22] ---
Go to your maid café job already!
[07:29] ---
If you were gonna get hurt, both of
you should've kept your mouth shut.
[07:32] ---
In any case, I confiscated this from Shouko!
[07:36] ---
If I win the tournament, I'm gonna
propose to you. I love you, Shouko!
[07:41] ---
What?
[07:42] ---
These are the words that
Akihisa and Hideyoshi fabricated
[07:45] ---
on the second day of the
Fumizuki Academy's school festival.
[07:49] ---
Kirishima is cute, isn't she?
[07:51] ---
To think that she wanted to
record those words for her memory...
[07:53] ---
No, looks like she's going to play it
for her dad as proof of our engagement.
[07:59] ---
It's hard to think that she recorded
it herself when she's bad with machines.
[08:02] ---
There's gotta be a another perpetrator.
[08:04] ---
What did you want to talk
to me about, Akihisa?
[08:06] ---
To tell you the truth, an underwear
picture of me in a maid costume
[08:09] ---
is about to be disseminated
to the world via the web.
[08:13] ---
What happened?
[08:14] ---
Sorry, I skipped over too many
details. In sum, blah-blah-blah-blah...
[08:18] ---
I see...
[08:19] ---
So, where's the picture?
[08:20] ---
This is the one.
[08:21] ---
This is...!
[08:22] ---
What's the matter, Muttsulini?!
[08:26] ---
It's taken from a better angle than mine...
[08:29] ---
Ahhh! There's an
unexpected enemy in my midst!
[08:31] ---
Don't worry. I don't
distribute the pictures for free!
[08:34] ---
So you distribute them?!
You distribute them for money?!
[08:36] ---
I see...
[08:38] ---
You're in the same
boat as I am, huh, Akihisa?
[08:40] ---
Victims of blackmail. In addition,
wiretapping and sneaked photos.
[08:43] ---
Muttsulini, can I ask you to investigate?
[08:46] ---
As a reward, I'll bring some
dirty magazines that you might...
[08:48] ---
I'll take care of it.
[08:49] ---
I'll give you the treasure
collection 2 that I obtained recently.
[08:52] ---
I'll definitely take care of it.
[08:56] ---
So that's about it for
academic training camp.
[08:58] ---
So our training camp will be
held in Uzuki Highlands, huh?
[09:01] ---
That's a trendy summer resort.
[09:02] ---
Whoa! I'm really looking forward to it!
[09:04] ---
Make sure you go to the right meeting
place, since it differs from class to class.
[09:08] ---
Class A will go by a limousine
bus or something anyway, right?
[09:11] ---
I wonder if we, Class F,
are going by a small microbus...
[09:14] ---
Kiddie seats or straps...
[09:16] ---
No, maybe even the trunk or a bike rack...
[09:18] ---
Class F will meet on site.
[09:21] ---
We don't even get transportation?!
[09:24] ---
This is an unequal society.
[09:35] ---
There's nothing to do.
[09:46] ---
I'm bored.
[09:47] ---
Hm? What're you reading, Minami?
[09:50] ---
A psychological test book.
[09:51] ---
Oh? That sounds interesting.
Ask me questions.
[09:54] ---
--Okay. Well then...
[09:55] ---
--Super excited. Super excited.
[09:57] ---
Among the opposite sex, who do
you associate with following colors?
[10:01] ---
1: green, 2: orange, and 3: blue.
[10:04] ---
Green, orange and blue, huh?
[10:07] ---
Let's see...
[10:08] ---
Orange is Hideyoshi, blue is Himeji
and green is Minami... I guess.
[10:13] ---
Could you explain why
Mizuki is blue and I'm green?
[10:17] ---
Huh?
[10:18] ---
If I say I saw her wearing
green underwear before,
[10:22] ---
she'd get upset, right?
[10:23] ---
I won't get upset, so tell the truth.
[10:25] ---
Because you were wearing
green underwear before.
[10:27] ---
Sakamoto, open the window.
[10:29] ---
Okay.
[10:30] ---
Are you gonna ditch me? Are you
gonna ditch me from the window?!
[10:32] ---
Let's see... Green is your friend,
orange is your energy source, and blue is...
[10:36] ---
Ahh, no! Give that back to me!
[10:38] ---
Akihisa, she said "among the
opposite sex," so who's orange?
[10:43] ---
You, Hideyoshi.
[10:46] ---
I'm at a loss since
I'm kinda happy to hear that.
[10:48] ---
Then, Minami, what does it mean
when you pick someone for blue?
[10:54] ---
Question 2!
[10:56] ---
Looks like she doesn't wanna answer.
[10:58] ---
From 1 through 10, say the
two numbers you think of in order.
[11:04] ---
5 and 6.
[11:05] ---
In my case, 2 and 7.
[11:07] ---
1 and 4 for me, I think.
[11:08] ---
3 and 9 for me.
[11:10] ---
"Akihisa" "Hideyoshi" "Mizuki" "Yuuji"
[11:11] ---
The first number indicates how you
normally show yourself to others.
[11:16] ---
Sakamoto's 5 indicates cool and cynical.
[11:18] ---
Kinoshita's 2 indicates a
calm, commonsense person.
[11:21] ---
Aki's 1 indicates... you should die.
[11:23] ---
Mizuki's 3 indicates gentle and careful.
[11:26] ---
Hey, didn't you just hurl an insult at me?
[11:28] ---
"Yuuji" "Hideyoshi" "Akihisa" "Mizuki"
[11:29] ---
The next number indicates your true
self that you don't show much.
[11:35] ---
Sakamoto's 6 indicates fairness and kindness.
[11:37] ---
Kinoshita's 7 indicates
strong feminine charms.
[11:40] ---
Aki's 4 indicates... you
should die tragically.
[11:43] ---
Mizuki's 9 indicates strong will.
[11:46] ---
Hasn't your insult towards me escalated?
[11:50] ---
Looks like he's up.
[11:52] ---
Good morning, Muttsulini.
[11:53] ---
I was awoken by hunger.
[11:55] ---
It's about time, too.
[11:57] ---
Shall we have lunch now?
[11:59] ---
Actually, I made lunch, so if you like...
[12:04] ---
Whoosh!
[12:05] ---
S-Sorry, I made my lunch myself, too.
[12:08] ---
Sorry, I brought mine, too.
[12:11] ---
I've already finished making mine.
[12:12] ---
So, Himeji, let Akihisa have it.
[12:16] ---
Actually, I brought sandwiches, too.
[12:18] ---
"Chomp"
[12:19] ---
Sorry, Akihisa. My hand slipped.
[12:24] ---
Be careful, Yuuji.
[12:27] ---
Oops! My hand, too...
[12:30] ---
I'll hold your hand tight
so that it won't slip.
[12:36] ---
Geez, why are you guys acting
so silly? I guess it can't be helped.
[12:39] ---
Aki, would you like to have some of these?
[12:40] ---
Yaay! They look delicious!
[12:42] ---
Y-You can eat as much as you like.
[12:44] ---
Thank you!
[12:47] ---
Listen, Aki... I have to gather
my courage to tell you this, but...
[12:51] ---
...If you pick wrong, you'll get...
[12:54] ---
...one with lots of hot mustard.
[12:56] ---
Are you an idiot?!
[12:58] ---
Ahhh! It's hot, hot, hot!
[13:00] ---
Akihisa, you might've
gotten lucky in a sense.
[13:04] ---
I see!
[13:05] ---
It might be okay now since my taste
buds have been completely destroyed...
[13:08] ---
Akihisa, please have mine, too.
[13:11] ---
Yep! Thank you!
[13:18] ---
300 joules, clear!
[13:26] ---
Wh-What on earth...
[13:29] ---
When you started deliriously
repenting your sins from your former life,
[13:32] ---
I thought you were a goner.
[13:33] ---
Where am I?
[13:34] ---
The inn for the training camp. While you
were hovering between life and death,
[13:38] ---
we arrived here.
[13:39] ---
And this is the room
assigned to the four of us.
[13:42] ---
Well... now that Akihisa has
woken up, let's start, shall we?
[13:46] ---
Start what?
[13:47] ---
The operation to find your
photographer and my wiretapper.
[13:51] ---
I've managed to dig up some intel.
[13:53] ---
Really, Muttsulini?!
[13:56] ---
I found traces of the devices
I believe were used by the culprit.
[14:00] ---
Even based solely on his MO
and the kind of devices used,
[14:02] ---
you can conclude that both crimes
were committed by the same person.
[14:06] ---
So who's the culprit?
[14:08] ---
Sorry...
[14:09] ---
Yeah... I guess you wouldn't be
able to figure it out that quick, huh?
[14:12] ---
All I could figure out was that
the culprit is a female student
[14:15] ---
who has a burn mark on her butt.
[14:17] ---
What on earth did you investigate?
[14:19] ---
I set up a small camera
within the school premises.
[14:21] ---
Then something like this was...
[14:24] ---
This is...!
[14:26] ---
This video is from
inside the girls' locker room.
[14:28] ---
What's this censorship?
[14:30] ---
If you wanna see it, you have to pay.
[14:32] ---
We're friends, right?
[14:34] ---
Hm? Could this be... Shouko?!
[14:37] ---
That cell is Shouko's!
[14:39] ---
You're right. I'll blow it up.
[14:44] ---
Let's see...
[14:46] ---
"Order form: I'd like to have
another 'Yuuji's marriage proposal.'"
[14:51] ---
Send...
[14:52] ---
That darn Shouko!
[14:55] ---
Looks like she got a reply.
[14:57] ---
"Thanks for your order. I'll give you a
discount since this is your second order.
[15:00] ---
The training camp starts tomorrow
so I'll give it to you next Monday."
[15:04] ---
That was close! I was
saved by the training camp!
[15:07] ---
There are many others, too.
[15:10] ---
What the heck are these?!
[15:11] ---
I can no longer get married!
[15:13] ---
With this, it's confirmed
that it's the same culprit, huh?
[15:16] ---
Here is the important scene.
[15:20] ---
She's writing back.
[15:21] ---
"All your pictures are wonderful.
But it'll be a problem if they find out."
[15:25] ---
"Mail sent"
[15:27] ---
The person wrote back already!
[15:29] ---
"Just between you and me,
my mother found out the other day.
[15:32] ---
I received a moxa treatment
on my butt as punishment.
[15:34] ---
Because of that, I still
have the mark from the burn.
[15:37] ---
Don't you think it's cruel to
treat a young lady like that?"
[15:40] ---
So this is all we have.
[15:41] ---
I see... By "young lady," it has to
be a female student or Hideyoshi.
[15:47] ---
A girl with a burn mark on her butt, huh?
[15:50] ---
But flipping up their skirts isn't gonna...
[15:52] ---
Even if we use an infrared camera,
we can't see the burn mark.
[15:56] ---
Oh yeah! It's almost bathing time,
so we can have Hideyoshi go and check!
[16:01] ---
Why are you making plans
assuming that I bathe with girls?
[16:04] ---
Akihisa, read the training camp guidebook.
[16:07] ---
Hm?
[16:08] ---
The bathing time for each class is...
[16:12] ---
Ahh!
[16:14] ---
They've got a Hideyoshi
bathing room in a place like this, too!
[16:16] ---
Why just me?
[16:18] ---
Don't move!
[16:20] ---
All of you, put your hands
behind your heads and lie down!
[16:23] ---
Wh-What the...
[16:25] ---
We said, put your hands
on your heads and lie down.
[16:28] ---
Kinoshita, come this way quickly.
[16:30] ---
Wh-What?!
[16:31] ---
What the hell is the meaning of this?
[16:33] ---
We know you guys are the culprits.
[16:35] ---
Culprits?
[16:36] ---
We're talking about these.
[16:38] ---
They were set up in the girls' changing room.
[16:43] ---
That's... a hidden camera!
Who on earth would do such a thing?!
[16:46] ---
Who else are you saying
would do it besides you guys?
[16:49] ---
That's not true! Things like
peeking or setting up a hidden camera...
[16:52] ---
Things like that...
[16:56] ---
I can't say they wouldn't.
[16:57] ---
Whaaaaaat?!
[16:58] ---
Is that true, Akihisa?!
[17:01] ---
There's no way that
Akihisa and the others would...
[17:05] ---
It's not true, right, Aki? I believe in you.
[17:08] ---
Wh-Why...
[17:12] ---
do you have torture equipment
when you believe in me?
[17:15] ---
How cruel, Akihisa!
[17:17] ---
To think that, of all times, you picked
right after I ate a lot for dinner to peek...
[17:21] ---
I-I'm normally more slender, okay?!
[17:24] ---
That's what you're upset about?!
[17:26] ---
M-Me, too! My breasts are normally bigger!
[17:30] ---
No, that's a lie.
[17:32] ---
Girls! Get them!
[17:35] ---
Shoot! What I really
thought just slipped out!
[17:40] ---
Yuuji! Let's somehow...
[17:43] ---
I will not permit... an affair.
[17:47] ---
No... it's too late for him.
[17:50] ---
Ugh! Me, too!
[17:51] ---
We'll...
[17:52] ---
...teach you a lesson but good.
[17:54] ---
Ahhhhhhhhh!
[18:01] ---
What a terrible false accusation that was...
[18:03] ---
though I don't understand
why I was treated as a victim.
[18:06] ---
Really, that was a terrible
misunderstanding...
[18:09] ---
...and we hadn't even peeked yet.
[18:10] ---
Even though they didn't find my camera...
[18:13] ---
Those replies, I think, are just barely true.
[18:16] ---
If that's their attitude, fine!
[18:18] ---
What're you talking about, Yuuji?
[18:19] ---
They already made me do the time,
so I might as well commit the crime!
[18:22] ---
Do it...? Don't tell me...
[18:23] ---
Yeah! I'm really gonna
peek on the girls bathing!
[18:26] ---
If you want to see Kirishima naked,
you might just wanna ask her.
[18:30] ---
D-Don't be ridiculous! I'm not
interested in Shouko's naked body!
[18:33] ---
Are you trying to find the culprit
with a burn mark on her butt?
[18:36] ---
That's right. I originally thought
that peeking was crossing the line,
[18:40] ---
but if they have that kind of
attitude, we don't have to hesitate!
[18:43] ---
I'll peek to my heart's
content and find the culprit!
[18:46] ---
That video camera and microphone...
[18:48] ---
They're the same ones the blackmailer used.
[18:50] ---
What?!
[18:51] ---
Does that mean that the
one blackmailing Yuuji and me,
[18:54] ---
and the peeping Tom from
earlier are the same person?
[18:56] ---
Now there's no reason to hesitate!
[18:59] ---
All right, let's go!
[19:00] ---
"Women's Bathing Room"
[19:03] ---
Bathing time ends in 30 minutes.
The girls' bathing room is ahead of here.
[19:07] ---
We don't have much time left.
Let's bust right in there!
[19:12] ---
Stop.
[19:13] ---
Where do you think you're going?
[19:16] ---
That's the chemistry teacher, Mr. Fuse!
[19:17] ---
Don't mind him! Knock him down!
[19:19] ---
You should mind me.
[19:21] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[19:27] ---
That's...
[19:28] ---
...an Avatar...!
[19:30] ---
Just like probationary students'
Avatars, Teachers' Avatars are
[19:33] ---
capable of physical interference.
[19:36] ---
Now that it's come to this, let's
crush Mr. Fuse along with his Avatar!
[19:39] ---
We'll leave it to you, Yuuji!
[19:40] ---
Hold on a sec.
[19:42] ---
Just in case, let me hear
your chemistry test score.
[19:45] ---
With one more point, my
chemistry test score the other day...
[19:48] ---
With just one more point...?
[19:51] ---
...would've reached 2 digits.
[19:52] ---
Go on ahead, you idiot!
[19:54] ---
It'll probably be tough to fight
alone against a teacher. I'll help you.
[19:58] ---
Thanks, Hideyoshi.
[20:01] ---
Summon!
[20:04] ---
Okay, Muttsulini! Let's go on
ahead and... Huh? He's already gone!
[20:12] ---
Stop right there.
[20:14] ---
The health and physical
ed. teacher, Mr. Ooshima...!
[20:22] ---
Give it up, Tsuchiya!
[20:23] ---
Mr. Ooshima... this isn't peeking!
[20:27] ---
Then, what is it?!
[20:28] ---
Health and physical ed. practical training.
[20:30] ---
Summon!
[20:36] ---
Summon!
[20:39] ---
Go, Akihisa! I'll take this one.
[20:41] ---
Muttsulini... Okay.
[20:44] ---
Guys...! You can do it!
[20:46] ---
Without fail, I'll... I'll...!
[20:53] ---
I-Iron Man!
[20:57] ---
Seriously... You guys are quite a trouble.
[21:01] ---
I can't afford to lose today!
[21:04] ---
Summon!
[21:07] ---
Huh? Where's your Avatar, Mr. Nishimura?
[21:10] ---
For various reasons, I have no score.
[21:13] ---
I see...
[21:14] ---
Then, with my everyday grudge...
[21:17] ---
...die, Iron Man!
[21:19] ---
Wha...
[21:21] ---
Yoshii...
[21:23] ---
Do you know why I don't revoke
your summoning permission?
[21:27] ---
Huh?
[21:28] ---
I'm glad that you're a probationary student.
[21:31] ---
If it's an Avatar, it won't be
considered corporal punishment if I beat it.
[21:36] ---
Clench your teeth!
[21:43] ---
The impertinent one will
take a remedial class!
[21:45] ---
The three of you there, too.
[21:49] ---
Thus, the first day of the
training camp came to an end.
[21:52] ---
But the false accusations on Akihisa
and the others haven't been cleared yet.
[21:55] ---
How will this end? Will they
find the blackmailer? Da-dum!
[22:07] ---
Hirameite, kagayaite, denkyuu pikkanko
[22:23] ---
Shinten shinai yo.
Dareka jama shiteru... No, no!
[22:28] ---
Zenzen tarinai, sore
ga mondai no koubaisuu
[22:34] ---
Ryoukai sorenai. Nani ga
hontou no koto... Baby?
[22:38] ---
Mitetara koko de zukai shite yo, Baby!
[22:44] ---
Kotoba mo kazu mo kimi o arawasenai
[22:50] ---
Kokoro ga biribiri
suru S to N no jiryoku de
[22:58] ---
(S, S, Super kuttsuite
Number, I say No. 1 boy!)
[23:03] ---
Omedetou! Imakara kimi
wa My, ma-my "otakara"
[23:08] ---
Tokubetsu nanda, dou nattemo
[23:11] ---
Gyutto ne gyutto ne hanasanai
[23:13] ---
Watashi wa koi shitai.
Yume ni genkai wa iranai
[23:19] ---
Tokubetsu dayo ne, acchatta mon
[23:22] ---
Konna watashi mo yurushichae
[23:25] ---
Hirameita, kagayaita, seikai pittanko
[23:34] ---
Idiot Test!
[23:41] ---
"Women's Bathing Room"
[23:41] ---
Ahh... the bath felt good.
[23:45] ---
The large bath feels good, doesn't it?
[23:51] ---
Question 6.
[23:53] ---
"Things repeat over time."
Provide a proverb with this meaning.
[23:57] ---
Transmigration of the soul.
[23:59] ---
Are you going to be in
Class F in your next life?
[24:01] ---
Next episode!
"Me, Peeking, and Guys' Friendship!"
[24:03] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi
Please join us again next week!"
6 - Me, Peeking, and Guys' Friendship!
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[00:16] ---
"Today" "Study Hall"
[00:16] ---
The second day of Fumizuki Academy's
academic training camp... Class A...
[00:20] ---
Hey!!
[00:22] ---
Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
which one is wonderful?
[00:42] ---
My future starts spinning colorfully
[00:48] ---
How much should I tell him?
Should I pretend I didn't see?
[00:53] ---
I see, this vast world
grows based on my mood
[00:59] ---
I love you today, I really love you
[01:05] ---
I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
than the number of the stars in the sky
[01:10] ---
I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
but I had a dream of walking with you
[01:16] ---
I'm sorry... It's just,
I didn't know it was love
[01:21] ---
The answer is, you and mystery
plus me equals infinite jump!!
SIGN "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[01:52] ---
a6\i1}Classes A and F are doing
the training camp together.
[01:56] ---
Yuuji, I'm happy that I can study with you.
[01:59] ---
Shouko, that's not your seat.
[02:02] ---
But why are we having a study
hall after coming all the way here?
[02:06] ---
Aren't they gonna give us regular classes?
[02:07] ---
Why would they? Can you
understand Class A's material?
[02:13] ---
That might be the case for you, Yuuji,
[02:16] ---
but to me there isn't much
difference between Classes A and F...
[02:19] ---
Oh? That's amazing.
[02:21] ---
...because I can't understand either of them.
[02:23] ---
That's amazing in a different sense.
[02:25] ---
The goal of this training
camp is to raise our motivation.
[02:30] ---
By studying in the same classroom,
[02:33] ---
Class F would think they
wanna become like Class A,
[02:37] ---
while Class A would think they
don't wanna become like Class F.
[02:41] ---
I don't know about Class A, but it's
not clear if it's effective for Class F, is it?
[02:45] ---
Oh, Rep! There you are!
[02:48] ---
Then, maybe I'll come here, too.
[02:51] ---
Aiko Kudou...
[02:52] ---
Hello, hello.
[02:54] ---
I heard. So you guys tried to peek
on the girls bathing last night?
[02:58] ---
If you wanted to see it so badly,
you should've told me.
[03:01] ---
If you like, I can show you my underwear.
[03:04] ---
Wh-What?!
[03:06] ---
Not happening.
[03:09] ---
Hm? What is wrong, Muttsulini?
[03:11] ---
You normally love naughty
stuff, but you're quite calm.
[03:15] ---
Even I am worked up,
my heart is racing with excitement.
[03:18] ---
Don't be fooled, Akihisa.
She's wearing leggings.
[03:22] ---
What?!
[03:23] ---
How cruel, Kudou! Give me my pure heart back!
[03:26] ---
Sorry, Yoshii. Instead,
I'll show you something interesting.
[03:30] ---
What is it?
[03:31] ---
A pocket-sized recorder...
[03:33] ---
Hm? What is wrong, Muttsulini?
[03:36] ---
This stuff is quite interesting, you know.
[03:40] ---
I love Kudou.
[03:42] ---
My heart is racing with excitement.
[03:44] ---
Huh?
[03:46] ---
Yeah, it couldn't be more interesting!
[03:48] ---
Yeah, that's quite an interesting line.
[03:51] ---
Mizuki, give me a hand.
[03:53] ---
Sure, no problem.
[03:56] ---
Akihisa, those two went
to get torture equipment.
[03:58] ---
Hurry up and run before they come back.
[04:01] ---
On no, Hideyoshi. I'm not at fault, right?
[04:04] ---
Hey, Akihisa.
[04:05] ---
What, Yuuji?
[04:06] ---
It's possible that Kudou is the wiretapper.
[04:10] ---
True. The skills she
showed just now were amazing.
[04:13] ---
Akihisa, check if she's the culprit.
[04:16] ---
Okay.
[04:18] ---
Say, Kudou...
[04:19] ---
What is it, Yoshii?
[04:20] ---
If you...
[04:22] ---
Wait, there's no way she'd
be honest if I ask her,
[04:24] ---
"If you're the culprit, just tell us."
[04:27] ---
What's the matter?
[04:28] ---
Ah, uhm, well, especially if you...
[04:32] ---
If I what...?
[04:33] ---
How should I ask her?
[04:35] ---
If I remember right, the culprit has
a burn mark on her butt, so... so...
[04:42] ---
I'd really like it if you
could show me your butt.
[04:45] ---
Not bad, Akihisa.
[04:47] ---
That's our Akihisa.
[04:48] ---
How daring, Akihisa.
[04:51] ---
I'd really like it if you
could show me your butt.
[04:54] ---
But it's embarrassing.
[04:56] ---
No change. Just the line as-is.
[04:58] ---
Please, Kudou! Please delete that one!
[05:01] ---
Please, Kudou! Show me your butt.
[05:06] ---
I wonder what it was.
[05:08] ---
Yeah, what was that?
[05:09] ---
Don't tell me some idiot said a foolish thing
[05:13] ---
that can worsen his problems.
[05:14] ---
Well, we can't have that.
[05:16] ---
Such a person needs severe punishment, right?
[05:21] ---
You've got it wrong! I just...
[05:23] ---
...love butt.
[05:25] ---
That's all!
[05:26] ---
Hey, stop it, Kudou!
[05:28] ---
Aiko Kudou, don't mess around.
[05:31] ---
Muttsulini!
[05:33] ---
I'll take her on! Just leave it to me.
[05:36] ---
So you'll help me? Good!
[05:39] ---
Both of you, you heard it wrong earlier.
[05:41] ---
--I want to clear up the misunderstanding,
--I love butt.
[05:43] ---
is what I wanted to say!
[05:45] ---
--Especially Yuuji's butt.
--It's really a misunderstanding!
[05:46] ---
Hey, Muttsulini!
[05:47] ---
Aiko Kudou, you've got more to learn.
[05:50] ---
Not bad. Just what
I'd expect from you, Muttsulini.
[05:53] ---
Yoshii, I'm not gonna let you have Yuuji.
[05:55] ---
I don't want him, either!
[05:56] ---
Aki... So you like Sakamoto's butt that much?
[06:00] ---
Mine's not good enough?
[06:01] ---
I sort of knew it, but when you
say it so clearly, it gives me a shock.
[06:06] ---
Everyone, you've got it all wrong!
I'm not into that kind of creepy...
[06:09] ---
Don't make fun of homosexual love!
[06:12] ---
Miharu? Why are you here?!
[06:14] ---
Honey! I wanted to see you
so I sneaked out from Class D!
[06:20] ---
Sugawa Barrier!
[06:25] ---
How filthy! It's worse than
cuddling a rotten pig!
[06:30] ---
How cruel, Honey!
When I love you so much!
[06:34] ---
Hey, stop it! I'm not interested in girls!
[06:38] ---
You guys!
[06:39] ---
It's study time. Could you
be a little more quiet?
[06:43] ---
I-I'm sorry, Kubo.
[06:44] ---
Also, I don't think it's nice to
make fun of homosexual love.
[06:50] ---
I think a society in which people who
are just like everyone else become despised
[06:55] ---
just because their individual
taste is a little different from that of
[06:58] ---
average people is wrong
and needs to be corrected.
[07:01] ---
He's right! Gender doesn't matter!
[07:04] ---
I'm not into that kind of thing!
[07:07] ---
Gender doesn't matter... huh?
[07:12] ---
I feel a chill for some reason.
[07:13] ---
Gender doesn't matter?
[07:16] ---
Why are you looking at Yuuji and me
one after the other? You got it wrong!
[07:20] ---
As you know, I...
[07:21] ---
...love Hideyoshi.
[07:23] ---
Got that?!
[07:24] ---
Hey, wait!
[07:25] ---
Akihisa, how am I supposed to respond?
[07:28] ---
Don't get it wrong. Hideyoshi's...
[07:30] ---
...butt is what I especially love.
[07:32] ---
--Hey, this is making the
misunderstanding worse!
[07:33] ---
--Kubo! Yuuji!
[07:35] ---
Show me your butt, one after the other.
[07:36] ---
Kubo, show me your butt!
[07:38] ---
I love Kubo!
[07:39] ---
--Kubo, show me your butt!
[07:39] ---
--You're putting me in a bind, Yoshii.
[07:41] ---
--I love Kubo! Show me your butt!
[07:41] ---
--There's a proper order for doing things.
[07:44] ---
- -The order isn't the problem here.
[07:44] ---
--I love Kubo! Show me your butt!
[07:48] ---
I think Kudou might be
the one who's blackmailing us.
[07:52] ---
From how she can manage that
pocket-sized recorder, it's very possible.
[07:57] ---
Shall we capture her at once?
[07:58] ---
We shouldn't. We only get one chance.
[08:01] ---
If we're wrong, the real culprit
will never give herself away.
[08:06] ---
She'll destroy the proof
and blackmail you even more.
[08:09] ---
Which means that the
situation will get worse.
[08:12] ---
So we can't just go barging in
unless we're totally confident, huh?
[08:16] ---
If only we could confirm that burn mark...
[08:20] ---
She'll probably get mad, but maybe
we should just try flipping up her skirt?
[08:23] ---
She's wearing leggings.
[08:25] ---
Oh, that's right.
[08:27] ---
In order to confirm it, we have no choice
but to peek while the girls are bathing!
[08:31] ---
So it comes to that after all, huh?
[08:32] ---
But what should we do?
Unless we come up with a plan,
[08:35] ---
it'd be hard to break through that guard.
[08:38] ---
But that hallway is just a straight path,
so breaking through from the front
[08:42] ---
is probably the only thing we can do.
[08:44] ---
It's not that there isn't a way.
[08:46] ---
If breaking through from
the front is the only way,
[08:48] ---
we just have to have a
strong enough force to succeed.
[08:51] ---
You mean we get more people involved?
[08:53] ---
That's right.
[08:54] ---
Then let's get on with...
[08:56] ---
What do you want from us?
[08:58] ---
Sugawa, guys...
[09:00] ---
Thanks for coming,
my fellow Class F students.
[09:03] ---
Actually, we have a proposition to make.
[09:05] ---
Proposition?
[09:06] ---
What? I'm tired, you know.
[09:08] ---
I wanna just loaf around in my room.
[09:09] ---
Guys, aren't you interested
in peeking on the girls bathing?
[09:13] ---
We're listening.
[09:15] ---
Last night, we went to
peek on the girls bathing,
[09:18] ---
but the dastardly teachers
ambushed us and got in our way.
[09:22] ---
I see... And?
[09:23] ---
We'll make another attack tonight.
[09:26] ---
So I'd like to ask you guys to
eliminate the guards outside the girls' bath.
[09:30] ---
Your reward will be the
chance to see Agartha afterwards!
[09:33] ---
We're in!
[09:35] ---
Muttsulini, what time is it?
[09:37] ---
It's 20:10. 10 minutes have passed
since Class A girls' bathing time started.
[09:43] ---
This is good timing.
[09:45] ---
We're gonna split ourselves into four groups.
[09:47] ---
Those in group A, follow my directions.
[09:48] ---
--B!
--Group B, follow Akihisa's directions.
[09:50] ---
--Group C, follow Hideyoshi's directions.
[09:50] ---
--C!
[09:51] ---
--D!
[09:51] ---
--Group D, follow Muttsulini's directions.
[09:54] ---
Roger!
[09:55] ---
Listen up, guys! We have
only one goal! Reaching Agartha!
[10:00] ---
No matter what happens on your way,
[10:01] ---
use all your strength to
push forward towards your goal!
[10:05] ---
Gods and demons are mortal, too!
Kill all enemies before you!
[10:08] ---
Consider this to be the
turning point for our future!
[10:14] ---
"20:14 Hallway in front
of girls' bathing room"
[10:16] ---
I gave them quite a bit
of counseling yesterday.
[10:19] ---
I'm sure they learned their lesson,
so today, they'll be quiet and...
[10:25] ---
A pervasive pack of pervs are pushing forth.
[10:28] ---
"Chemistry"
[10:29] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[10:34] ---
I won't let you through here.
[10:35] ---
Summon!
[10:38] ---
Summon!
[10:40] ---
Group C led by Kinoshita has
come in contact with Mr. Fuse!
[10:43] ---
We'll break through in one breath
while Hideyoshi is attracting his attention!
[10:46] ---
Keep up, guys!
[10:47] ---
Yeah!
[10:48] ---
Guys, attack him all at once!
[10:52] ---
Now! Let's go!
[10:54] ---
Hold it, Yoshii!
[10:55] ---
Keep it up! Let's dash through here!
[10:57] ---
Yeah!
[10:57] ---
Stop right there, you filthy pigs!
[11:00] ---
No guys are allowed beyond this point!
Just go on back to your pigsty!
[11:05] ---
Yoshii, we're at a major disadvantage
both in numbers and quality!
[11:08] ---
Please, Shimizu, step aside!
[11:10] ---
You're gonna enjoy my honey's
flat chest to the fullest, aren't you?!
[11:13] ---
How disgusting!
[11:14] ---
You're wrong! Minami's flat
chest isn't what I'm here for!
[11:18] ---
That's a lie!
[11:19] ---
I'll punish those pigs who are blinded
by the charm of my honey's flat chest!
[11:23] ---
Believe me. A flat chest
is just a flat chest, after all.
[11:27] ---
To me, right now, more than
Minami's horizon-like flat chest,
[11:30] ---
it's important that... My elbow is about
to be twisted clean off! Ow, ow, ow...!
[11:33] ---
I let you run your mouth!
How dare you repeat it again and again!
[11:35] ---
Looks like he needs another punishment.
[11:38] ---
Yoohoo, Yoshii! What did you come to see?
[11:41] ---
It'd make me happy if you came to peek on me.
[11:44] ---
Not happening.
[11:46] ---
I will not permit an affair.
[11:48] ---
To see even Kirishima is
here, too... This is unexpected!
[11:53] ---
Could it be that this
is what you're here for?
[11:57] ---
There's still one unfound hidden
camera left in the changing room.
[12:00] ---
What?
[12:01] ---
It's not mine, but I found it by accident.
[12:04] ---
Kudou...
[12:06] ---
Well, shall we start now, Muttsulini?
[12:10] ---
Let's fight!
[12:13] ---
Summon!
[12:15] ---
We'll leave this to you, Muttsulini!
[12:17] ---
I'll take care of this!
[12:18] ---
Educational counseling!
[12:24] ---
I knew you guys would
come, you bonafide idiots!
[12:26] ---
I-Iron Man!
[12:27] ---
Do we have to break through
him without using our Avatars?!
[12:29] ---
There's no way we can!
[12:31] ---
I'll give you thorough
counseling today. Be prepared, Yoshii!
[12:36] ---
Is this it?!
[12:37] ---
Don't give up, Yoshii!
[12:39] ---
Hm?
[12:40] ---
Sugawa!
[12:41] ---
Let go of me, Sugawa!
[12:42] ---
You can't let yourself get taken out here!
[12:45] ---
You're a probationary student.
[12:46] ---
So your Avatar is the only
one who can defeat Iron Man!
[12:50] ---
So, please...
[12:51] ---
Run for now and survive!
[12:55] ---
Don't interfere with my counseling.
[12:58] ---
Sugawa!
[12:59] ---
Sugawa!
[13:00] ---
--Summon!
[13:01] ---
--Summon!
[13:05] ---
What?
[13:05] ---
Back up Yoshii's withdrawal!
[13:07] ---
We're gonna clear a path
through the enemy for you!
[13:09] ---
Run on through, without looking back!
[13:11] ---
Guys...
[13:12] ---
Yoshii is our hope! Protect
him no matter what!
[13:15] ---
Yeah!
[13:17] ---
Yoshii...
[13:25] ---
Okay. I'll leave it to you guys.
[13:28] ---
And I'll survive and
achieve our goal without fail!
[13:32] ---
Everyone... I'm sorry... I'm sorry!
[13:39] ---
I... I... vow to reach Agartha without fail!
[13:46] ---
Akihisa Yoshii of Class F.
Come to the counseling room immediately.
[13:52] ---
Well, this is how it
normally turns out, right?
[13:58] ---
It's already morning...?
[14:00] ---
When I didn't get much sleep at all...
[14:03] ---
Hm?
[14:17] ---
So that was a dream!
[14:19] ---
Geez...
[14:28] ---
No way I would!
[14:30] ---
What? Is Yuuji sleeping in
someone else's bed again?
[14:34] ---
What do you mean "again"?
[14:35] ---
He tosses around in his sleep a lot.
[14:38] ---
He came into my bed around dawn and...
[14:40] ---
I won't forgive you! For trampling
on my pure heart, I won't forgive you!
[14:47] ---
By the way, Kudou told me
something strange yesterday.
[14:50] ---
Something strange?
[14:51] ---
She said that there's still an unfound
hidden camera in the changing room.
[14:54] ---
What?
[14:54] ---
I wonder if she's the culprit after all.
[14:56] ---
Well, that's not necessarily the case.
[14:59] ---
It's hard to think that the culprit would
say things to cast suspicion on herself.
[15:02] ---
We have no choice but to check.
[15:03] ---
But if that information
is true, we're in luck.
[15:06] ---
Why?
[15:07] ---
Because if we obtain that hidden camera,
[15:09] ---
we can see the girls changing.
We may be able to find the culprit.
[15:13] ---
I see...
[15:14] ---
I'm confident that I can find
that hidden camera in 5 seconds.
[15:17] ---
But is there really a camera in there?
[15:20] ---
The girls found the hidden
camera the night before last, right?
[15:23] ---
It's hard to think that the culprit,
who excels in taking sneak pictures
[15:25] ---
and wiretapping, would set it up in a
way that it can be found by amateurs.
[15:29] ---
A fall-back plan.
[15:30] ---
That's right. The camera they
discovered first was a decoy,
[15:34] ---
and its purpose was to turn
people's cautious eyes to us.
[15:37] ---
The one still in the changing room
that Kudou found is the main one.
[15:41] ---
Then all we have to do is
go get that camera now, huh?
[15:44] ---
That's not possible.
It's locked outside of bathing time.
[15:47] ---
But the way we've been doing is...
[15:49] ---
Akihisa, what do you think the
reason we lost yesterday was?
[15:53] ---
The reason we lost? Because half of
the girls were sent for defense, maybe?
[15:57] ---
If that's the case, we'll just
strengthen our forces, too.
[16:01] ---
We'll have the other classes on our side.
[16:03] ---
The other classes, too?
[16:04] ---
There's another reason
[16:05] ---
for this plan other than
strengthening our forces.
[16:08] ---
Hm?
[16:09] ---
That is, to protect ourselves.
[16:11] ---
Protect ourselves?
[16:12] ---
Even if we succeed in peeking,
[16:14] ---
unless we find the true
blackmailing culprit, we'll be punished.
[16:18] ---
I see. If we are many,
they won't know who actually peeked.
[16:23] ---
But they've already identified us.
[16:26] ---
Fumizuki Academy is a pilot
school that's getting lots of attention.
[16:29] ---
When a scandal happens, they'll
have to either punish those involved,
[16:31] ---
or hide it at all costs.
[16:34] ---
So we just have to attack in a big group
so that they can't easily punish us, huh?
[16:37] ---
That's our Yuuji!
[16:38] ---
You have no equal when it
comes to coming up with dirty plans!
[16:41] ---
Call it being resourceful.
[16:43] ---
Let's gather up comrades before evening.
[16:45] ---
"Today" "Study Hall"
[16:46] ---
For Class A, it makes sense to
persuade Kubo. Akihisa, you go.
[16:51] ---
You're suited for it, Akihisa.
[16:52] ---
We're counting on you.
[16:53] ---
Okay, but why me?
[16:57] ---
When push comes to shove,
use this to protect yourself.
[16:59] ---
Huh?
[17:02] ---
Hey, Kubo. You got a minute?
[17:04] ---
Yeah, of course.
[17:06] ---
Now, sit down.
[17:08] ---
Well, I'm okay here.
[17:10] ---
If you say so...
[17:12] ---
By the way, I have a favor
to ask. To tell you the truth...
[17:15] ---
I'll do it!
[17:16] ---
That was quick!
[17:17] ---
Er, sorry. I just lost my calmness.
[17:21] ---
Let me hear what this is about.
[17:23] ---
Ah, okay. To tell you the truth,
we're gonna peek on the girls bathing and...
[17:26] ---
I refuse!
[17:27] ---
That was quick! Why?!
[17:29] ---
I lost respect for you, Yoshii.
[17:31] ---
Among a group of people, there are rules.
[17:33] ---
By following those rules, society is formed.
[17:37] ---
So you planning wrongdoing
[17:39] ---
means that you're unfit for society.
[17:43] ---
Is that what you want?
[17:45] ---
To start with, peeking on girls
while they're bathing is filthy!
[17:52] ---
Sorry, I failed.
[17:54] ---
I see... Glad that you're okay.
[17:56] ---
I didn't do anything dangerous, though.
[17:59] ---
If we can't get Class A to help us,
then we'll just ask the other classes, huh?
[18:03] ---
You're plotting something again, aren't you?!
[18:06] ---
I-I'm not thinking of anything.
[18:08] ---
I'm not going to waste my breath asking
you not to cause trouble anymore, but...
[18:12] ---
To think that, of all things, you're
planning to peek on the girls bathing...
[18:16] ---
If it's while bathing, you'd compare
me with the others, I can't use falsies,
[18:20] ---
and I can't push them up, either, you know.
[18:22] ---
Since I never thought you'd peek,
I didn't even go on a diet!
[18:27] ---
That's mean, Akihisa.
[18:29] ---
No, what I want to see is...
[18:31] ---
...Yuuji's butt.
[18:33] ---
No!
[18:34] ---
"Training Camp" "Showdown" "Night: Third Day"
[18:35] ---
And thus, once again, the
night of the showdown has...
[18:38] ---
So Classes D and E are the only ones
who're gonna help us after all, huh?
[18:41] ---
Class B's rep is Kyouji
Nemoto, so they lack unity.
[18:46] ---
Class C's rep is that Yuuka Koyama.
[18:49] ---
I don't blame the guys for flinching.
[18:51] ---
But this is better than yesterday.
[18:53] ---
Girls can only send half the group
for defense during the bathing time.
[18:57] ---
As long as we can hold back
the teachers, it can work out.
[19:00] ---
I've already notified each class
on when to start the operation
[19:02] ---
and where to gather.
[19:04] ---
Good. Let's get ready.
[19:07] ---
We've got a problem!
[19:07] ---
Hm?
[19:08] ---
They did it! Our enemy was waiting
to ambush us in the dining hall!
[19:11] ---
What?!
[19:13] ---
Right now, our forces are split
and scattered on each floor!
[19:16] ---
To think that they made a move before us!
[19:18] ---
They read our thoughts.
[19:19] ---
Damn! Was it Shouko?
[19:21] ---
She probably had no
tolerance for Yuuji peeking.
[19:24] ---
We have no time to hesitate.
[19:25] ---
We're gonna reorganize our forces.
We'll make our move!
[19:29] ---
We're not gonna let you peek!
[19:30] ---
Dammit! Why are the girls here?!
[19:32] ---
Who knows?! Fight back anyway!
[19:33] ---
Concentrate on one point and
break through here! Follow me!
[19:36] ---
Yeah!
[19:38] ---
Yuuji! There are lots
of enemies at the front!
[19:40] ---
I bet there are traps set
where there are fewer enemies.
[19:43] ---
So we'll outwit them!
[19:49] ---
Yuuji... We've been waiting for you.
[19:51] ---
Shouko...! They outwitted us when
we thought we were outwitting them!
[19:54] ---
I told you I would not permit an affair.
I'll make sure your body understands it.
[19:59] ---
Dammit!
[20:01] ---
I need to give you some serious counseling.
[20:04] ---
Ms. Takahashi, the Year 2 Head Teacher...!
[20:07] ---
Yuuji, we should withdraw!
[20:08] ---
Sorry, that won't happen.
[20:10] ---
Kudou... Mr. Ooshima...!
[20:12] ---
You never learn, do you?
[20:13] ---
Akihisa, if you wanted to see it
that bad, why didn't you talk to me?
[20:19] ---
Now that it's come to this, I just
have to fight all the way till the end!
[20:23] ---
Summon!
[20:25] ---
Summon!
[20:29] ---
Go!
[20:34] ---
He's fast!
[20:39] ---
What?
[20:41] ---
Ooooooouch!
[20:44] ---
Wh-What?
[20:46] ---
Her score is in the 7000s?!
[20:47] ---
This is too overwhelming!
[20:52] ---
What do I do?
[20:53] ---
What else?
[20:54] ---
Now that it's come to this, we'll just
do whatever we can with all our might!
[20:57] ---
Yuuji...
[20:58] ---
Everyone, listen up!
[21:00] ---
From here on, forget about the plan!
[21:02] ---
Take actions based on your own will!
[21:05] ---
Believe in yourself! You can do it!
[21:08] ---
Think using your heart,
judge using your brain,
[21:10] ---
and do what you think is most correct!
[21:13] ---
From here on, I'll leave the
matter to your own discretion!
[21:16] ---
Got that?! Let's go!
[21:18] ---
We're sorry!
[21:23] ---
Th-The four of you aren't
doing the same as the others?
[21:27] ---
Is it your pride as commanders?
[21:29] ---
No, that's not it. We know...
[21:32] ---
Yes, Yuuji's right.
[21:35] ---
We know...
[21:38] ---
that we don't have to do that.
[21:40] ---
Don't tell me that help is on its way...?
[21:43] ---
You don't understand anything.
[21:46] ---
What we're talking about
is nothing like that.
[21:52] ---
They knew very well... that they
were dealing with people who wouldn't
[21:55] ---
forgive them even if they got down
on their hands and knees and apologized.
[22:00] ---
Although this is the third night of the
training camp, Akihisa and the others
[22:04] ---
still haven't been able
to find their blackmailers.
[22:08] ---
What will become of
Akihisa and Yuuji's futu-- Argh!
[22:17] ---
Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!
[22:33] ---
I'm not making progress.
Someone's interfering... No, no!
[22:38] ---
The issue is, I don't have
enough common multiples
[22:44] ---
Okay, I basically get it.
What is the truth... Baby?
[22:48] ---
If you see this, draw a
diagram and explain it, Baby!
[22:54] ---
No word or number can describe you
[23:00] ---
My heart is being shocked by
the magnetic force between S and N
[23:08] ---
(S! S! Super! Sticking together,
Number! I say No.1 boy!)*
[23:13] ---
Congratulations! From here on
out you're My, ma-my "treasure"
[23:18] ---
You're special to me,
no matter what happens
[23:21] ---
I'll hold you ever so
tight and never let you go
[23:23] ---
I want to be in love, in a
dream you can forget about limits
[23:29] ---
It's special, right? After all,
we came to know each other
[23:32] ---
Forgive me for being like this
[23:35] ---
Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!
[23:46] ---
Idiot Test!
[23:51] ---
Question 7.
[23:52] ---
What do you call physical
and mental torture used
[23:55] ---
to make a person obey you?
[23:58] ---
I'm sorry, Shouko!
[23:59] ---
I'm not going to ask the details.
[24:01] ---
Next episode!
"Me, Peeking, and Far Away Paradise!"
[24:03] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Please join us again next week!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
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[00:24] ---
I'll hold them back here!
You guys, go on ahead!
[00:30] ---
"Women's Bathing Room"
[00:42] ---
They changed the password!
[00:44] ---
What?!
[00:47] ---
You're betraying your friends.
Doesn't that pain you?
[00:50] ---
Humph! My friend is you, right?
[00:59] ---
Leave me here and run.
[01:01] ---
Shouko!
[01:03] ---
This is terrible! The shampoo
and conditioner have been switched!
[01:06] ---
Oh no!
[01:07] ---
We can't use bubbles to hide our stuff then!
[01:12] ---
Principal, please prepare to escape.
[01:16] ---
That damn probationary student!
[01:22] ---
Whoa! She's got a burn mark on her butt!
[01:25] ---
She's the culprit who blackmailed us!
[01:27] ---
What? Then it wasn't Akihisa
who set up the hidden camera?!
[01:31] ---
I'm sorry, Aki, for misunderstanding.
[01:34] ---
That's okay, so long
as you realize it now.
[01:37] ---
Okay, guys! You can peek on
bathing girls to your heart's content.
[01:43] ---
Yaaaay! We're coming in!
[01:47] ---
"Aggghhh"
[01:48] ---
It was all a dream, once again.
[01:51] ---
This is the third night of
academic training camp.
[01:56] ---
Damn! I never expected that even
Ms. Takahashi would participate in the war.
[02:00] ---
That level of strength is cheating.
[02:03] ---
But what're you gonna do?
[02:04] ---
As it stands, you'll continue to be
frightened by the blackmailer's shadow.
[02:08] ---
Of course, I have no intention of giving up.
[02:10] ---
But tomorrow night is the last bathing night.
[02:13] ---
I've already worked out a plan.
[02:15] ---
But the guys from Classes D,
E, and F alone won't be enough.
[02:21] ---
Muttsulini...
[02:22] ---
Leave the picture taking to me.
[02:24] ---
Akihisa, call Himeji and Shimada in here.
[02:26] ---
What're you gonna do?
[02:28] ---
Using their pictures as a bait,
[02:30] ---
we'll request help from
the guys in Classes A, B, and C.
[02:34] ---
I see.
[02:35] ---
So we'll excite their animal passions
with pictures of the girls in yukata
[02:37] ---
in order to get them to help us, huh?
[02:39] ---
In that case, Hideyoshi,
here, this is your yukata.
[02:41] ---
We're going to excite the guys'
animal passions, you know...
[02:46] ---
I have to send Himeji and Minami an email.
[02:49] ---
There's something I wanna talk to
you about. Could you come to my room?
[02:53] ---
Send.
[02:55] ---
"Mizuki Himeji"
[02:55] ---
Ah, I've got a reply from Himeji.
[02:58] ---
Okay. I'll bring some snack food.
[03:03] ---
I've got a reply from Minami this time.
[03:05] ---
Okay, but why at this late hour?
[03:09] ---
I wonder if she's being cautious...
How should I write back?
[03:12] ---
"Ryou Sugawa"
[03:13] ---
Hm? This is from... Sugawa?
[03:16] ---
Yoshii, why are you trying so
desperately to peek on girls?
[03:21] ---
"Why"? Geez, why is he
asking something so obvious?
[03:25] ---
Isn't it obvious? I like what I like.
[03:32] ---
Hm?
[03:32] ---
"Sent Message"
[03:33] ---
"Minami Shimada"
[03:33] ---
"Isn't it obvious? I like what I like."
[03:37] ---
Calm down, Akihisa Yoshii!
[03:39] ---
Sort out what just happened!
[03:41] ---
"To: Minami Shimada" "There's something I wanna talk
to you about. Could you come to my room?"
[03:42] ---
"From: Minami Shimada"
"Okay, but why at this late hour?"
[03:43] ---
"To: Minami Shimada"
"Isn't it obvious? I like what I like."
[03:45] ---
What's the matter, Akihisa?
[03:51] ---
Is there a problem, Akihisa?
[03:54] ---
What you just did created one...
[03:56] ---
Oh, sorry. I'll fix it
and give it back to you.
[03:59] ---
More importantly, let me borrow your cell!
[04:01] ---
Here.
[04:03] ---
I have to send a message to
Minami to correct my mistake.
[04:06] ---
Hm? The contacts... Kirishima's
email address is the only one in here.
[04:10] ---
What?!
[04:11] ---
She screwed with it again, and
she's supposed to be bad with machines!
[04:15] ---
Anyway, do you remember
Minami's email address?
[04:19] ---
Do you remember
Shouko's email address then?
[04:21] ---
Well, I guess that's normally how it is.
[04:24] ---
Hey, what'd you just send?!
[04:32] ---
I can't send a correction now, you idiot!
[04:35] ---
That's right! That feeling!
That's the feeling I have towards you, Yuuji!
[04:38] ---
Be quiet!
[04:41] ---
Yes, Sir.
[04:42] ---
Dammit! I gotta send
an email to Shouko now!
[04:45] ---
Let me borrow your cell!
[04:46] ---
I haven't bought a new
one since I ditched my old one.
[04:49] ---
I don't want it ringing when I'm hiding.
[04:51] ---
It's over... My life is over...
[04:56] ---
Come in.
[04:57] ---
Good evening.
[04:59] ---
Thanks for coming, Himeji.
[05:00] ---
Hm? Didn't Iron Man try to stop you?
[05:03] ---
He let me through when
I gave him some snacks.
[05:06] ---
Farewell, Iron Man... Rest in peace.
[05:10] ---
By the way, Akihisa, what was
it that you wanted to talk about?
[05:13] ---
Oh, about that...
[05:20] ---
Thus, they got their pictures
and the night wore on...
[05:25] ---
however...
[05:31] ---
Aki... Aki...
[05:35] ---
Are you asleep? Hey...
[05:38] ---
wake up.
[05:40] ---
Wake up.
[05:45] ---
I said, wake up!
[05:50] ---
Shhh! Don't make so much noise.
[05:57] ---
Why are you going back to sleep?!
[06:00] ---
Huh? Why are you here, Minami?
[06:04] ---
This situation...
[06:06] ---
1. I sent a weird email.
[06:09] ---
2. Minami must be upset.
[06:12] ---
3. She snuck in late at night.
[06:15] ---
4. Her entire body is a
weapon. In other words...
[06:20] ---
At least make it so that I won't suffer.
[06:23] ---
What kind of thought
process do you have?
[06:25] ---
What? I got it wrong?
[06:30] ---
I mustered up the courage
to come and see you, you know.
[06:33] ---
What?
[06:34] ---
So... uhm...
[06:36] ---
...instead of by email...
[06:39] ---
I want you to tell me in person, so...
[06:42] ---
Does that mean she wants to
hear my last will and testament?
[06:47] ---
Is there something
I can use to my advantage?!
[06:49] ---
Hideyoshi's cute sleeping face...
[06:52] ---
Muttsulini, who's so
intent on taking pictures...
[06:55] ---
Kirishima, who's trying to take off
her yukata and get into Yuuji's bed...
[06:58] ---
No! None of that will help at all!
[07:02] ---
I came to rescue you, Honey!
[07:05] ---
Something else is here!
[07:08] ---
Miharu! Why are you here?!
[07:10] ---
I snuck into your bed earlier
only to find out that it was empty
[07:14] ---
so I thought you might be here.
[07:16] ---
I thought you learned
the hard way yesterday!
[07:18] ---
What? You snuck in yesterday, too?
[07:20] ---
Honey... let's go back
now and sleep together naked!
[07:25] ---
Of course, I won't let you sleep since
I'm gonna do all sorts of things to you!
[07:28] ---
--There! There!
[07:28] ---
--Nooooo!
[07:31] ---
I won't let you sleep, either.
[07:36] ---
What're you guys doing?
[07:39] ---
Everyone, be quiet!
If you make that much noise...
[07:43] ---
Hey!
[07:45] ---
What's all this fuss about?
[07:48] ---
This is bad, Akihisa!
[07:49] ---
If he finds out that there are
four half-naked girls in our room...
[07:52] ---
Are you counting me again?
[07:55] ---
Girls, get out of here while
Yuuji and I act as decoys!
[08:00] ---
Let's go!
[08:01] ---
Yeah!
[08:05] ---
You'd better be prepared, Yoshii.
[08:07] ---
I am not!
[08:10] ---
Then, get prepared!
[08:12] ---
It can't be helped. We'll escape
into a room Iron Man can't enter!
[08:15] ---
Where's that?!
[08:16] ---
The girls' room!
[08:17] ---
I see! Iron Man can't come in
to the girls' room since he's a guy!
[08:20] ---
If I run into a girls-only
room in my underwear...
[08:25] ---
I'm a goner for sure!
[08:27] ---
Let's go!
[08:27] ---
No frickin' way!
[08:29] ---
Well then, wear this!
[08:31] ---
Thanks!
[08:35] ---
All right, now we can escape in there!
[08:37] ---
Wait! In a sense, this is more
fatal than being buck-naked!
[08:41] ---
Well then, we'll split here!
[08:43] ---
I won't let you get away!
[08:45] ---
I have no intention of
acting together with a perv.
[08:47] ---
Then, give me your yukata!
[08:50] ---
Stop it!
[08:51] ---
Shut up! Take it off! I said, take it off!
[08:55] ---
No! I said no! Hey!
[08:56] ---
What in the world...
[08:57] ---
Hm?
[08:58] ---
...are you guys doing?
[09:00] ---
I know you two have no luck with girls,
[09:02] ---
but if you wanna do something
like that, do it privately.
[09:05] ---
Please let me explain!
[09:07] ---
That was the incident that took
place on a hot night. Woo hoo...
[09:15] ---
Sleepy...
[09:16] ---
Are you two okay? We have to
recover our scores by taking tests.
[09:21] ---
Iron Man's counseling three days in a row...
[09:24] ---
It was because of that unexpected incident.
[09:26] ---
But we did get something out of it.
[09:28] ---
Whoa! Good job, Muttsulini!
[09:32] ---
We'll circulate them among guys and
recruit participants for the operation!
[09:36] ---
The fourth day of academic training camp...
[09:39] ---
The final showdown kicks off tonight.
[09:47] ---
There's something I found out last time.
[09:50] ---
This is the record of those units
spread on the second floor of the inn.
[09:53] ---
This is showing the Class C girls
fighting in science and humanities lineups.
[09:57] ---
In addition, they had the teachers' Avatars,
[09:59] ---
who're capable of physical interference, huh?
That's an impregnable defense.
[10:05] ---
Ah! Mr. Takenaka's hairpiece is...
[10:07] ---
And look at this.
[10:11] ---
The teacher field disappeared...
[10:14] ---
When the fields of teachers from
different subjects come together,
[10:16] ---
they cancel each other out.
[10:18] ---
I see. So this is what
they call interference, huh?
[10:21] ---
This is our last fight.
[10:23] ---
I bet they'll construct a solid
and unbreakable line of defense.
[10:27] ---
While avoiding the field interference,
[10:29] ---
they'll put their main forces in
the passage that we'll certainly take.
[10:32] ---
This is the expected
formation of our enemy.
[10:34] ---
Our room is on the third floor
[10:36] ---
and our goal, the girls' bathing
room is in the basement.
[10:38] ---
In the basement, Ms. Takahashi, Mr. Ooshima,
[10:40] ---
and Iron Man are on the line of defense.
[10:42] ---
Our force is made up of
guys from Classes D, E, and F.
[10:46] ---
The rest will depend on the
help from Classes A, B and C.
[10:49] ---
Looks like it'll be a tough battle.
[10:52] ---
I'll do something about Ms. Takahashi.
[10:55] ---
Muttsulini, you hold back Ooshima,
the health and physical ed. teacher.
[11:01] ---
And, Akihisa, you take on Iron Man.
[11:04] ---
Me?
[11:05] ---
The only one who can bring him
down is you, a probationary student.
[11:09] ---
I'm asking you.
[11:10] ---
But...
[11:13] ---
In return...
[11:15] ---
...we'll cover you with all our might,
and send you to Iron Man unhurt.
[11:23] ---
We'll make any sacrifice necessary
[11:25] ---
so that no one can touch
you until you fight Iron Man.
[11:29] ---
Yuuji...
[11:32] ---
Will you do it, Akihisa?
[11:34] ---
Yeah!
[11:37] ---
It's time to launch our operation!
[11:39] ---
All right! Are you guys fired up?!
[11:42] ---
Yeah!
[11:44] ---
This is our last chance!
[11:45] ---
We will accept nothing less than victory!
[11:49] ---
Yeah!
[11:50] ---
It doesn't matter if it's girls or teachers!
[11:52] ---
Let's give them a good taste
of the latent power of men!
[11:56] ---
The fourth night of academic
training camp! The final showdown!
[11:59] ---
Let's go!
[12:07] ---
They're here! The four ringleaders!
[12:09] ---
We'll bring them down here!
[12:11] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[12:15] ---
Summon!
[12:19] ---
Know your place, Class F!
[12:21] ---
Come back after you study!
[12:26] ---
We have no time to waste on small fries!
[12:28] ---
Hold it, Sakamoto!
[12:37] ---
It's Hiraga, the Class D rep!
[12:39] ---
We'll deal with him here. Go on ahead!
[12:44] ---
Thanks! I'll see you in Valhalla!
[12:51] ---
What amazing morale...
[12:53] ---
That's because everyone's heart is united.
[12:55] ---
But our real battle begins here.
[12:57] ---
If we don't have any
support forces, this is it, though.
[13:00] ---
You never learn, do you?
[13:04] ---
Teacher! Please be prepared!
[13:06] ---
You, too? Why?!
[13:08] ---
Kurosaki from Class C!
[13:10] ---
Those yukata pictures
that Muttsulini showed us...
[13:14] ---
I've never seen anything that
aroused such passion within me!
[13:17] ---
I now desperately wish to see
what's beneath those yukata!
[13:24] ---
We appreciate your help!
We'll leave it to you to watch our backs!
[13:28] ---
I'll entrust my dream to you guys, too!
[13:30] ---
Class C guys! Create a path for them!
The glorious road to victory!
[13:36] ---
Yeah!
[13:39] ---
At this rate, all the
classes will help us, right?
[13:42] ---
Well, we don't know about Class A.
[13:44] ---
Those pictures don't work with Kubo.
[13:47] ---
What?! Don't tell me,
[13:49] ---
he has a more amazing collection
than those pictures?
[13:52] ---
"Main Bathing Rooms"
"Women's Bathing Room"
[13:54] ---
What took you guys so long?!
[13:55] ---
So Class B came, too!
[14:03] ---
Yuuji... Your mischief ends here.
[14:05] ---
Shouko...
[14:06] ---
Himeji...
[14:08] ---
We're not gonna let you past here, Akihisa.
[14:10] ---
This is it... There's no way that
we can defeat Himeji and Kirishima.
[14:16] ---
Nemoto...
[14:17] ---
This was a lost cause from the start.
[14:20] ---
To start with, is it worth peeking
when Himeji and Kirishima aren't bathing?
[14:25] ---
Don't give up! Even if those
two aren't bathing, other girls are!
[14:30] ---
Yeah, but...
[14:32] ---
There are no bathing girls in this
world unworthy of being peeked on!
[14:35] ---
So... So...!
[14:37] ---
Akihisa, we are at such a disadvantage.
[14:41] ---
Why aren't you giving up?
[14:45] ---
Even if you go through all that
trouble to get your pictures back,
[14:47] ---
your reputation won't change anyway, right?
[14:50] ---
It's not that, Hideyoshi.
[14:52] ---
It's true that at first, I was
going to get back those pictures
[14:55] ---
and clear the suspicion of me
peeking by capturing the real culprit.
[14:59] ---
But as I moved forward while
gaining and losing comrades,
[15:05] ---
I noticed something for the first time.
[15:07] ---
Akihisa...
[15:08] ---
Even if it's an illicit action,
I can't lie about my feelings.
[15:14] ---
I'll be honest. Right now...
[15:17] ---
I want to peek on girls bathing
purely to satisfy my desire!
[15:22] ---
Just where does your stupidity end?
[15:24] ---
So you wanna peek on Minami
bathing, rather than me, huh?!
[15:29] ---
That does it! Peeking is a bad thing!
[15:34] ---
I don't care about society's rules!
[15:37] ---
I'll live true to my feelings!
[15:43] ---
Well said, Yoshii.
[15:46] ---
Who's there?!
[15:48] ---
Sorry to keep you waiting, Yoshii.
[15:50] ---
I surely heard your honest feelings.
[15:54] ---
Kubo! You came!
[15:56] ---
I was hesitant all this time, but I made
up my mind after I heard what you said.
[16:03] ---
Guys in Class A, a total of 24!
From here on, we'll help you, Akihisa Yoshii!
[16:08] ---
Everyone! Cover him!
[16:11] ---
Yeah!
[16:12] ---
Thanks, Kubo!
[16:14] ---
It is I who ought to be thanking you.
[16:16] ---
Like you said, I can't lie
about my feelings, either.
[16:20] ---
Even if it's not allowed
by society, I like what I like!
[16:24] ---
I'm punishing Akihisa! Don't interfere!
[16:27] ---
Summon!
[16:29] ---
I swore that I'll protect Yoshii!
I won't let you do as you please!
[16:37] ---
Now! Let's go!
[16:40] ---
I never thought that even
Class A would help you...
[16:45] ---
but it's not a problem.
[16:47] ---
I won't let anyone past here. Summon!
[16:50] ---
No, we're gonna pass through!
[16:57] ---
Wha...?!
[17:03] ---
Go, Akihisa!
[17:08] ---
Summon!
[17:14] ---
We won't let you get in his way!
[17:19] ---
I was starting to think you
might not show up, Muttsulini.
[17:24] ---
Even Kudou, too?
[17:25] ---
No change in our plan. Go, Akihisa.
[17:29] ---
But...!
[17:29] ---
That's fine.
[17:31] ---
Out of respect for
Muttsulini, I'll let you pass.
[17:34] ---
Go.
[17:36] ---
Okay.
[17:37] ---
Don't die, Muttsulini.
[17:40] ---
I'm disappointed in you, Tsuchiya.
[17:43] ---
To think that you have the illusion
that a student can defeat a teacher...
[17:47] ---
...decided...
[17:48] ---
What?
[17:50] ---
Who decided that a student
can't defeat a teacher?!
[17:54] ---
Very well. I'll take you on.
[17:56] ---
Summon!
[18:03] ---
774?!
[18:05] ---
I've never heard of anyone
getting that high of a score!
[18:09] ---
Having faith makes the impossible possible.
[18:12] ---
When did you get that much power?
[18:15] ---
We don't have much time.
Come at me together!
[18:28] ---
I'm surprised that you
thought I'd come this far.
[18:32] ---
I don't underestimate my opponent.
[18:34] ---
You're an idiot, but your ability
to take action is extraordinary!
[18:38] ---
Well, thank you very much!
[18:42] ---
You're extraordinarily straitlaced, too!
[18:49] ---
Don't underestimate me!
[18:56] ---
If I get serious, my
power is far beyond this.
[18:59] ---
Then...
[19:04] ---
...why don't you get serious?!
[19:10] ---
If your peeking is discovered,
you'll get suspended!
[19:14] ---
That won't happen.
[19:16] ---
With this many people, you can't
identify all the Peeping Toms.
[19:19] ---
You fool. You really think so?
[19:22] ---
What?
[19:22] ---
You lack concentration!
[19:27] ---
If that's the case,
we'll just have to beat you all up
[19:29] ---
and take our time identifying
each and every one of you, that's all!
[19:41] ---
This is it, Yoshii.
[19:45] ---
What can I do to defeat him?
[19:49] ---
The concentration for ulterior
motives can only go so far after all.
[19:54] ---
Concentration? But... Concent...
[19:59] ---
That's right! Yeah, concentrate.
[20:02] ---
Narrow down the aim...
[20:04] ---
...for all my and my Avatar's
attacks to just one spot.
[20:10] ---
We'll concentrate our
attacks on your crotch!
[20:12] ---
What? What a terrifying
idea to come up with...
[20:16] ---
Pass out in agony, Iron Man!
[20:19] ---
Shatter into pieces!
[20:23] ---
As if!
[20:32] ---
We did it! Ah!
[20:38] ---
I won't let you have my honey's virginity!
[20:40] ---
Shimizu?!
[20:41] ---
Back off...
[20:43] ---
...or I'll make this picture
public and socially wipe you out!
[20:48] ---
My picture?! Do you possibly have
a burn mark on your butt, Shimizu?
[20:55] ---
How do you know that?!
[20:56] ---
So you are the blackmailer.
[20:59] ---
Then the hidden camera in
the girls' bathing room is also...
[21:02] ---
If you figured out that much,
I can't let you live! Stop fighting and...
[21:07] ---
Good job, Akihisa.
[21:10] ---
Yuuji... Guys... You guys are all okay!
[21:13] ---
Of course.
[21:14] ---
With this many people, they can't
identify every participant, huh?
[21:18] ---
Right! If we all go, we
won't be punished! Let's go!
[21:22] ---
Yeah!
[21:24] ---
A hard, painful battle...
It has already become history.
[21:28] ---
There's no one who stands in their way.
[21:30] ---
The men just move forward
with pride in their hearts.
[21:39] ---
Wh-What're you guys doing?!
[21:42] ---
It was all for nothing!!
[21:46] ---
All Year 2 male students in
Fumizuki Academy, a total of 149,
[21:51] ---
are to be suspended from school for a week.
[21:54] ---
"Approved"
[21:56] ---
a6\i1}I'm eating rice with raw egg over it*
[22:02] ---
a6\i1}alone in the restroom stall.
[22:11] ---
a6\i1}It's early afternoon.
The spice I use is solitude.
[22:19] ---
a6\i1}And then misfortune strikes.
I smell something alarming.
[22:25] ---
a6\i1}The guy in the next stall started
eating curry in a pouch. Is he serious?!
[22:31] ---
a6\i1}Hold on a sec! Eating curry in the restroom*
[22:38] ---
a6\i1}is bad manners, right?
[22:43] ---
a6\i1}I wanna protect this
solitude since I have nothing else.
[22:49] ---
a6\i1}I'll lose everything, even this space.
[22:55] ---
a6\i1}I gathered my courage and banged
on the wall, then looked in the next stall
[23:01] ---
a6\i1}and found another me sitting there.*
[23:14] ---
Idiot Test!
[23:22] ---
Akihisa!
[23:24] ---
It's been a while, Himeji.
How have you been?
[23:27] ---
Akihisa... I'm sorry.
[23:29] ---
What?! Wh-What is it?
[23:31] ---
I'm sorry for treating you as a Peeping Tom
[23:34] ---
on the first day of academic training camp.
[23:37] ---
Well, I did become that
very Peeping Tom, though.
[23:41] ---
Aki!
[23:42] ---
Hi, it's been a while, Mina--
[23:51] ---
Question 8.
[23:53] ---
What aspiration did you have
when you entered the academy?
[23:56] ---
I believed that I was special and
[23:57] ---
one day something would happen
to cause others to realize my talent.
[23:59] ---
Get real.
[24:01] ---
Next episode!
"Me, Japan, and Unknown Words!"
[24:03] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Join us again next week, got that?!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
8 - Me, Japan, and Unknown Words!
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[00:50] ---
"Minami, do you wanna stay in Germany?"
[00:56] ---
"If you wanna stay at any cost,
I'll make arrangements for you, but..."
[01:01] ---
"Big Sis..."
[01:03] ---
"You're not coming with us?"
[01:08] ---
"I am."
[01:10] ---
"I'm coming with you, Hazuki."
[01:13] ---
I'm going, too... to Japan.
[01:20] ---
Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
which one is wonderful?
[01:40] ---
My future starts spinning colorfully
[01:46] ---
How much should I tell him?
Should I pretend I didn't see?
[01:51] ---
I see, this vast world
grows based on my mood
[01:57] ---
I love you today, I really love you
[02:03] ---
I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
than the number of the stars in the sky
[02:08] ---
I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
but I had a dream of walking with you
[02:14] ---
I'm sorry... It's just,
I didn't know it was love
[02:19] ---
The answer is, you and mystery
plus me equals infinite jump!!
SIGN "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:48] ---
"Episode 8
Me, Japan, and Unknown Words!"
[02:52] ---
It was on the day of the
entrance ceremony a year ago.
[02:58] ---
It was right after I came to Japan
so I couldn't understand Japanese well.
[03:03] ---
Nice to meet you.
[03:08] ---
"Whether I can fit in at
a Japanese school or not
[03:10] ---
all depends on the first impression I make.
[03:16] ---
I have to be careful not to do weird stuff."
[03:19] ---
That's what was going through my mind
[03:22] ---
while I nervously awaited my
turn to introduce myself to the class.
[03:27] ---
Next... Minami Shimada.
[03:37] ---
"Shima"
[03:39] ---
"da"
[03:44] ---
I'm Minami Shimada.
[03:47] ---
Pleased to meet you.
[03:52] ---
Hm? Did I do something weird?
[03:58] ---
Well, I heard that Shimada is a
returnee student from Germany.
[04:02] ---
Since she came back to Japan recently,
[04:04] ---
there are a lot of things she doesn't know.
[04:06] ---
Everyone, please help her out.
[04:11] ---
Don't worry, Shimada.
[04:13] ---
You can learn kanji
characters little by little.
[04:16] ---
Kanji characters?
[04:18] ---
"Shimada"
[04:19] ---
"Mikare"
[04:21] ---
"kare"
[04:21] ---
Ah!
[04:28] ---
Pleased to meet you.
[04:32] ---
I wish they had told
me that I made a mistake.
[04:34] ---
How underhanded of them to
not tell me about it and then laugh.
[04:38] ---
Dad told me that Japanese
people are all kind,
[04:42] ---
but I was starting to
feel uneasy about this class.
[04:53] ---
I'm Yuuji Sakamoto
from Kannaduki Junior High.
[04:56] ---
So that's the guy who's rumored to
be the demon of Kannaduki Junior High...
[05:00] ---
Oh shoot... I'm in the same class...
[05:02] ---
"Yuuji Sakamoto"
[05:05] ---
Is someone like that common in Japan?
[05:08] ---
No... Dad said that Japan is
an exceptionally safe country.
[05:13] ---
So it must just be his appearance.
[05:22] ---
I'm Hideyoshi Kinoshita.
Nice to meet you.
[05:25] ---
I wonder why that girl's
wearing a guy's uniform.
[05:29] ---
It's just that she isn't
used to wearing a skirt, right?
[05:33] ---
This is nothing strange, right?
[05:35] ---
Dad said that there are no scary
or strange things in Japan, so...
[05:46] ---
I'm Kouta Tsuchiya. My hobby is taking
secret pho-- I mean, I have no hobbies.
[05:49] ---
My special skill is wireta--
I mean, I have none.
[05:56] ---
Ah... You dropped this.
[06:01] ---
Forget what you just saw.
[06:05] ---
Th-That's normal, right?
He uses it to record classes, right?
[06:09] ---
It's okay to believe what Dad told me, right?
[06:20] ---
I'm Akihisa Yoshii from
Nagatsuki Junior High.
[06:24] ---
Nice to meet you all!
[06:26] ---
"Akihisa Yoshii"
[06:28] ---
He lied...
[06:29] ---
Dad lied to me!
[06:36] ---
So you're a returnee student, Shimada?
[06:38] ---
When did you come to Japan?
[06:39] ---
Were you born abroad?
[06:41] ---
It seemed that they weren't
used to seeing a returnee student,
[06:43] ---
so they all looked at me with prying eyes.
[06:47] ---
Are you good at English?
[06:49] ---
Aren't you gonna join a club?
[06:51] ---
Do you have a boyfriend
where you came from?
[06:53] ---
What am I gonna do?
[06:55] ---
If they talk to me all at once when
I don't even understand Japanese well...
[07:00] ---
How do I say "please be quiet" in Japanese?
[07:02] ---
What's your hobby?
[07:04] ---
What's your favorite food?
[07:05] ---
What's your breast size?
[07:08] ---
Oh yeah...
[07:10] ---
The girl I saw this morning shut
everyone up by just saying a phrase.
[07:15] ---
So I just have to use those words.
[07:18] ---
Da...
[07:19] ---
Da...?
[07:20] ---
Damn pigs, shut your traps!
[07:26] ---
H-Huh?
[07:32] ---
I already made a mistake on my first day.
[07:39] ---
I asked Dad about it later.
[07:41] ---
He told me that was really abusive language.
[07:44] ---
Since then, no one
tried to get closer to me...
[07:50] ---
...except for one person.
[07:52] ---
Uhm, Shimada, was it?
[07:56] ---
Yes!
[08:01] ---
Sigh...
[08:02] ---
Huh? What?
[08:04] ---
Why are your clothes...
[08:07] ---
Oh, these? This is because... uhm...
[08:10] ---
...I overslept this
morning... and rushed out.
[08:14] ---
Do Japanese students wear a sailor
school uniform when they're in a rush?
[08:18] ---
I somehow feel like you'd
need a Ph.D. to figure this out.
[08:22] ---
Hey, stupid.
[08:24] ---
Don't block the exit while
you're making mindless chatter.
[08:27] ---
Stop it, Sakamoto.
[08:29] ---
Shimada isn't used to Japan yet,
that's all. Don't call her stupid.
[08:33] ---
I meant you, Yoshii!
[08:35] ---
Which part of me are you calling stupid?!
[08:37] ---
Your getup, words, and actions!
[08:39] ---
What?! Don't judge people just
from their outsides and their insides!
[08:42] ---
What more do we need to judge people?!
[08:45] ---
You say that, but you
are stupid, too, Sakamoto!
[08:48] ---
To think that you ignored such a pretty girl
[08:51] ---
when she talked to you this morning!
[08:52] ---
She has nothing to do with you!
[08:55] ---
I didn't like your stupid look
from the first time I met you!
[08:59] ---
That's my line!
[09:00] ---
To think you called someone you met
for the first time stupid...! How rude!
[09:04] ---
I don't wanna get
lectured on manners by a guy
[09:06] ---
who attended his entrance
ceremony in a sailor school uniform!
[09:08] ---
--You have no idea how I feel!
[09:09] ---
--W-Well then, good-bye.
[09:14] ---
I didn't know what they were saying,
[09:17] ---
but I realized intuitively then
that I'd better stay clear of them
[09:21] ---
or I'd never be able to go
back to an ordinary school life.
[09:25] ---
I wonder if I can get
along okay at this school...
[09:29] ---
I wanted to be with my
little sister, Hazuki, for her sake
[09:32] ---
so I came to Japan when
Dad got his job transfer...
[09:35] ---
I was feeling really uneasy.
[09:40] ---
So the ladies' room is blue and
the men's room is pink in Japan, huh?
[09:44] ---
I'd better be careful.
I almost embarrassed myself.
[09:50] ---
What the hell are two girls doing in here?!
[09:52] ---
Wait! I'm not a girl!
[09:54] ---
Gehen mal hier, Kinoshita!
[09:57] ---
You're getting it wrong!
[10:00] ---
Why do I have to run away?
[10:03] ---
Wie dumm! Was machst du?
[10:05] ---
Hier ist die toilette für die männer!
[10:08] ---
What?! Why are you upset?!
[10:10] ---
I am a guy and I did
nothing wro-- Hey, Shimada!
[10:15] ---
"Shimada"
[10:18] ---
I still don't get Japan well.
[10:21] ---
But this was just the first
day. As time goes on,
[10:24] ---
I'll probably come to understand
many things little by little.
[10:28] ---
Until then, I won't get hasty
and will live here with my fami--
[10:31] ---
A-Almost...
[10:34] ---
Yeah, I really don't get Japan.
[10:43] ---
"How was the Japanese school?"
[10:48] ---
"Did something happen?"
[10:50] ---
"No, nothing happened."
[10:52] ---
"There are many distinctive, strange people."
[10:53] ---
There were only strange people.
[10:55] ---
"I see. It sounds like
you had fun. I'm glad."
[10:58] ---
"I hope you'll make lots
of friends, Big Sis."
[11:02] ---
"Y-Yeah."
[11:05] ---
Friends... huh?
[11:16] ---
Idiot Test.
[11:23] ---
About a week later...
[11:26] ---
...the classes had already
started in full swing.
[11:30] ---
I wasn't used to Japanese yet,
[11:32] ---
so I couldn't understand the
modern Japanese class at all.
[11:36] ---
And when it came to the
classics, it was just gibberish.
[11:39] ---
Well then, Yoshii. In this case,
what's the conjugation of "haberi"?
[11:45] ---
Yes. It's "hannari."
[11:47] ---
To think that you answered
a word in the Kyoto dialect
[11:49] ---
when I asked you the conjugation
of a classic Japanese word...
[11:52] ---
It's so irrelevant that it's even refreshing.
[11:56] ---
What? H-Huh?
[12:10] ---
Well then, please review what
you learned today for the next class.
[12:15] ---
It's finally over.
[12:18] ---
Just when I thought I'd finally
be free of this tortuous boredom...
[12:22] ---
Ah, Shimada, where're you going?
[12:26] ---
What is it?
[12:27] ---
W-Well...
[12:28] ---
Watashi wa kaerimasu.
[12:30] ---
Huh? "What a sea"?
[12:33] ---
Wa-ta-shi!
[12:35] ---
Oh, I see. You said, "I'm going home."
[12:39] ---
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you well.
Since you came from abroad recently,
[12:44] ---
I just assumed that you were
speaking in a foreign language.
[12:46] ---
What?
[12:54] ---
Since I wasn't used to Japanese,
[12:56] ---
I couldn't follow his rapid talking.
[12:59] ---
I tried hard to understand him,
[13:02] ---
but my head couldn't follow it.
I felt like it was going to burst.
[13:05] ---
It's a pain and I wanna go home,
too, but you can't go home yet
[13:09] ---
because we have homeroom after this.
[13:11] ---
What? Er...
[13:13] ---
So don't go home yet. Wait a little longer.
[13:17] ---
--And after the homeroom,
[13:19] ---
--we'll all get together after school and...
[13:19] ---
- -What is he smiling about?
[13:21] ---
- -Is it that funny that I can't speak Japanese?
[13:26] ---
Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie?
[13:29] ---
Huh?
[13:32] ---
Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie?
[13:36] ---
Uhm... Is he saying, "What club did
you belong to in junior high, Minami?"
[13:42] ---
Well, this isn't the right
time for that question, right?
[13:44] ---
To start with, is his
Japanese grammatically correct?
[13:47] ---
Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie?
[13:53] ---
Uhm, tu ne voudrais...
[13:58] ---
I don't understand!
[14:00] ---
Ah...
[14:08] ---
What can I do?
[14:11] ---
Why doesn't anyone understand me?
[14:16] ---
I'm trying this hard and yet...
[14:18] ---
"Ah..."
[14:19] ---
"Welcome home, Big Sis!"
[14:20] ---
Could it be that everyone hates me?
[14:21] ---
"How was your day at school?"
[14:25] ---
"It was a lot of fun!"
[14:26] ---
In fact, I wonder if I shouldn't be here...
[14:28] ---
"Did you make friends?"
[14:30] ---
"Yep! I made lots of very nice friends."
[14:33] ---
"Really?"
[14:34] ---
I...
[14:34] ---
"Yep! Japan is a nice place."
[14:37] ---
"I'm happy for you!"
[14:53] ---
I still couldn't get along in the class.
[14:58] ---
Since I couldn't understand
Japanese, I couldn't make friends
[15:01] ---
and so I didn't have anyone to talk to.
[15:03] ---
It was a bad cycle.
[15:07] ---
It was because my first
impression on the first day was bad.
[15:11] ---
From the time I made a mistake
in writing my name on that day...
[15:16] ---
"kare"
[15:18] ---
"Minami Shimada"
[15:19] ---
Ah...
[15:19] ---
"Minami Shimada"
[15:20] ---
Huh?
[15:22] ---
I'm sure I didn't correct it...
[15:25] ---
Why?
[15:29] ---
Hey, Akihisa. The guys from
Akebono Junior High suggested that
[15:33] ---
we play basketball for bread from
the school store. What do you wanna do?
[15:36] ---
I'll do it! I'll do it! My food
budget for this month is tight, so...
[15:39] ---
I'll help you.
[15:40] ---
Let me join you guys, too. It looks fun.
[15:44] ---
--Okay. Now we're four.
[15:44] ---
- -I wonder when they became close.
[15:46] ---
--Do you know one more
person who might join us?
[15:48] ---
Let's see...
[15:49] ---
Leave it to me.
[15:51] ---
Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie?
[15:54] ---
Ah...
[15:55] ---
Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie?
[16:00] ---
What's with him?
He's talking gibberish again.
[16:04] ---
I don't understand Japanese!
[16:07] ---
To start with, what's "Monamie"?
I'm "Minami," not "Monamie."
[16:12] ---
Don't get fresh with me when you
can't even remember my name correctly!
[16:16] ---
Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie?
[16:23] ---
Tu ne...
[16:23] ---
Hanashi kakeruna baka!
[16:25] ---
What? "Nashi o keruna"?
[16:29] ---
What a shit man you are!
[16:31] ---
"Watashi wa man, you wa"?
[16:34] ---
I'm a man, too, but...
[16:36] ---
What? Then you're a man?!
[16:39] ---
He doesn't even understand English?
[16:41] ---
"What a shit man you are."
[16:43] ---
It means "you piss me off."
[16:45] ---
What? Is that right?
[16:47] ---
To see you called an upset girl a guy...
[16:49] ---
What guts you have, Akihisa.
[16:51] ---
D-Don't get me wrong, Shimada!
[16:53] ---
It's not that I thought you were a
guy because you have small breasts,
[16:56] ---
but my elbow joint hurts
as if it's being smashed!
[17:00] ---
Although I don't understand Japanese,
[17:02] ---
for some reason, I clearly heard
just the "You have small breasts" part.
[17:07] ---
What a shit man you are!
[17:12] ---
Terrible... This is really terrible...
[17:15] ---
I shouldn't have come to Japan.
[17:17] ---
Hey, Shimada.
[17:20] ---
Since I came to know him just
recently, I don't know him well,
[17:24] ---
but that baka may
be quite an interesting guy.
[17:27] ---
Baka?
[17:31] ---
Check what he said.
[17:56] ---
"Idiot"
[17:57] ---
Oh, it means "idiot," huh?
I already knew he was.
[18:00] ---
"Idiot"
[18:02] ---
"Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie"...
[18:06] ---
What on earth does it mean?
[18:08] ---
Well, whatever it is,
I bet he's making fun of me.
[18:13] ---
I'm gonna look up what it means
and make fun of him in return.
[18:20] ---
Tu ne voudrais pas... Tu ne voudrais pas...
[18:23] ---
Tu ne voudrais pas...
[18:25] ---
I can't find those words.
[18:29] ---
I wonder what he said...
[18:32] ---
Is that even correct Japanese?
[18:34] ---
He didn't even say my name correctly.
[18:36] ---
My name is "Minami," not "Monamie."
[18:39] ---
"Monamie"?
[18:47] ---
"Mon amie"
[18:48] ---
"Mon amie"
[18:49] ---
"Why are they calling my name?"
[18:51] ---
"It's not your name."
[18:52] ---
"They're not saying 'Minami,
' but 'mon amie.'"
[18:59] ---
Here it is.
[19:04] ---
France...
[19:32] ---
"Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie"...
[19:35] ---
So it's not Japanese.
[19:37] ---
Not to mention, it's not German, either.
[19:39] ---
He checked French by mistake.
[19:42] ---
He really is stupid.
[19:46] ---
There was no French-German
dictionary in the library.
[19:52] ---
I had to translate it into
English first and then into German.
[19:56] ---
I didn't know the spellings or
if the pronunciation was correct.
[20:07] ---
But...
[20:11] ---
"Tu ne voudrais pas" is
second-person, like "could you" in English.
[20:17] ---
"Devenir" is equivalent to "become."
[20:21] ---
"Mon amie" isn't "Minami."
[20:23] ---
It's "mon amie" and it
means "my friend" in English.
[20:30] ---
If I translate the whole thing together...
[20:32] ---
"Could you become my friend?"
[20:33] ---
it means "Could you become my friend?"
[20:38] ---
Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie?
[20:41] ---
Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie?
[20:53] ---
He must've looked it up like this, too...
[20:57] ---
...even though it was unknown
words from an unknown country...
[21:00] ---
...even when he's having a hard time in
the classics class of his own country...
[21:06] ---
"Akihisa Yoshii"
[21:06] ---
...when he's stupid...
[21:09] ---
...even when he's stupid...
[21:10] ---
"Idiot"
[21:11] ---
...when he's stupid...
[21:17] ---
Could you... become... my friend?
[21:23] ---
"Could you..."
[21:25] ---
Could you...
[21:40] ---
"Minami"
"Shimada - Older Sister"
[21:41] ---
Good morning, Yoshii!
[21:43] ---
Ah, yeah... good morning, Shimada.
[21:48] ---
Huh? Wh-What is it, Shimada?
[21:51] ---
Say, Yoshii...
[21:53] ---
Y-Yeah...
[21:54] ---
Watashi...
[21:57] ---
"What a shit"?
[21:59] ---
I'm sorry. Did I do something
to upset you again?
[22:02] ---
No... Watashi wa... Ah...
[22:15] ---
Say, Yoshii...
[22:18] ---
"Uchi wa..."
[22:18] ---
...uchi wa...
[22:24] ---
Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!
[22:40] ---
I'm not making progress.
Someone's interfering... No, no!
[22:45] ---
The issue is, I don't have
enough common multiples
[22:51] ---
Okay, I basically get it.
What is the truth... Baby?
[22:55] ---
If you see this, draw a
diagram and explain it, Baby!
[23:01] ---
No word or number can describe you
[23:07] ---
My heart is being shocked by
the magnetic force between S and N
[23:15] ---
(S! S! Super! Sticking together,
Number! I say No.1 boy!)
[23:20] ---
Congratulations! From here on
out you're My, ma-my "treasure"
[23:25] ---
You're special to me,
no matter what happens
[23:28] ---
I'll hold you ever so
tight and never let you go
[23:30] ---
I want to be in love, in a
dream you can forget about limits
[23:36] ---
It's special, right? After all,
we came to know each other
[23:39] ---
Forgive me for being like this
[23:42] ---
Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!
[23:51] ---
Question 9.
[23:53] ---
What do you call the actions by
groups that reach out to politicians
[23:57] ---
in order to influence policies?
[23:59] ---
Matchmaking party?
[24:00] ---
Who's the king?
[24:01] ---
Next episode!
"Me, Romance, and Negotiation Skills!"
[24:03] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Please join us again next week!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
9 - Me, Romance, and Negotiation Skills!
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[00:18] ---
U-Uhm... This isn't a prank or anything!
[00:22] ---
So... as I thought... Minami likes Akihisa...
[00:27] ---
U-Uhm... This isn't a prank or anything!
I'm seriously gonna kill you!
[00:32] ---
So... as I thought... Minami likes Akihisa...
[00:40] ---
Hi!! Mondai: hitori to
futari docchi ga suteki?
[01:00] ---
Colorful mawari dasu watashi no shourai
[01:06] ---
Doko made hanasou ka? Minai furi?
[01:11] ---
Assou, ookina sekai
wa kibun de hirogaru
[01:17] ---
Kyou mo daisuki, hontou ni daisuki
[01:23] ---
Watashi no baka...
Hoshi no kazu yori mo baka da
[01:28] ---
Sunao ni narezu ni,
kimi to aruku yume o mita
[01:34] ---
Gomen ne... Datte!
Koi to shiranakattanda
[01:39] ---
Kotaette kimi to nazo tasu
watashi wa mugen no JUMP!!
SIGN "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:08] ---
A week after the training camp, the
Year 2 guys' suspension is over and...
[02:13] ---
Yuuji...
[02:14] ---
Hm?
[02:15] ---
What is... Whoa!
[02:18] ---
You shouldn't dodge.
[02:19] ---
You were about to give me a
head-butt. Of course, I'd dodge.
[02:22] ---
It wasn't a head-butt. It was a kiss.
[02:23] ---
Okay, don't move.
[02:26] ---
Put your hands behind
your head and explain slowly.
[02:29] ---
Kissing... Joining our lips...
[02:31] ---
A natural action for you and I since
we made a promise to get married...
[02:35] ---
Wait. I know kissing.
What I wanna know is why...
[02:39] ---
When, where, and with whom did you kiss?
[02:40] ---
You got it wrong. I just know what it
means. It doesn't mean I experienced it.
[02:45] ---
Is that right? Good.
[02:46] ---
I thought I was going to die.
What's with this all of a sudden?
[02:50] ---
That... They were kissing a moment ago.
[02:53] ---
Seriously?!
[02:55] ---
Geez... Akihisa is as stupid as ever, huh?
[02:58] ---
He knew that that would
happen if he kissed a girl.
[03:01] ---
I'm sorry.
[03:02] ---
Huh?
[03:03] ---
To tell you the truth,
while you were asleep...
[03:05] ---
Here! I found another heretic!
[03:08] ---
Okay, take him.
[03:09] ---
Ah! Hey! Stop it! I didn't...
[03:11] ---
--Hey! Stop it! Ahhh!
[03:12] ---
--...although I could only
kiss him on the cheek.
[03:16] ---
Guys! Where are we?
[03:19] ---
A court for passing final judgment!
[03:22] ---
And for the heretics...?
[03:23] ---
A punishment of death awaits!
[03:25] ---
Good. We will now start the inquisition.
[03:28] ---
Huh? What're you doing here, Yuuji?
[03:30] ---
You got me dragged into this!
[03:32] ---
Read out the charge.
[03:34] ---
We will call the defendant,
Akihisa Yoshii, "A,"
[03:38] ---
and Minami Shimada "Flat Chest."
[03:41] ---
A is charged with an act
of disloyalty to our doctrine.
[03:45] ---
When A was sexually assaulting
Flat Chest early this morning,
[03:50] ---
our fellow members captured him.
[03:52] ---
We will thoroughly investigate on the
relationship between A and Flat Chest
[03:57] ---
and take proper action on A as
well as watch Flat Chest in the futu--
[04:01] ---
Just state the conclusion.
[04:03] ---
We're jealous that he was kissing a girl!
[04:07] ---
The ruling is, death penalty.
[04:08] ---
Hey, Akihisa, what's going on?
[04:10] ---
Beats me.
[04:12] ---
Doesn't something ring a bell?
[04:16] ---
When'd you see Shimada
last before this morning?
[04:17] ---
I think it might've been the
last night of the training camp.
[04:20] ---
Oh, that time...
[04:21] ---
After everyone fell asleep,
she quietly came to me.
[04:25] ---
Why didn't you think it was strange?!
[04:27] ---
I just assumed that she came to kill me.
[04:30] ---
Then what'd you say to her before that?
[04:32] ---
Let's see...
[04:33] ---
"To: Minami Shimada" "There's something I wanna
talk to you about. Could you come to my room?"
[04:35] ---
"To: Akihisa Yoshii"
"Okay, but why at this late hour?"
[04:36] ---
"To: Minami Shimada"
"Isn't it obvious? I like what I like."
[04:39] ---
What's wrong, Akihisa?!
[04:41] ---
Well, nothing.
[04:43] ---
So, what'd you guys talk about?
[04:44] ---
A love confession kinda thing.
[04:46] ---
She confessed to you?
[04:48] ---
No, I confessed to her.
[04:49] ---
Ow!
[04:50] ---
It's ringing all sorts of bells!
[04:53] ---
Heretic Akihisa Yoshii...
[04:54] ---
Will you repent your sin
and accept the ruling?
[04:58] ---
What's the ruling?
[05:00] ---
I'm sentencing you to
a special bungee jumping.
[05:02] ---
Just so that I know, what will I be doing?
[05:05] ---
In order not to worry you
unnecessarily, I can only give you a hint,
[05:10] ---
but it's similar to
skydiving without a parachute.
[05:13] ---
You're telling me exactly
what it is! So no cord?!
[05:15] ---
You're gonna make me
bungee jump without a cord?!
[05:19] ---
Ah! That's Himeji!
[05:21] ---
--Help me, Himeji!
[05:21] ---
--So... as I thought... Minami
likes Akihisa... Minami likes...
[05:26] ---
What?! You're still like that?!
[05:51] ---
Yoshii and Shimada just exchanged
words through their eye contact!
[05:53] ---
And I thought I might
have a chance with Flat Chest!
[05:56] ---
If he's taken in not just Himeji
and Kinoshita but even Shimada,
[05:59] ---
Aki is the only one
we have a chance with!
[06:02] ---
G-Good morning, Aki.
[06:04] ---
Y-Yeah, good morning.
[06:05] ---
Say, is it okay if I sit at your table?
[06:08] ---
What?
[06:09] ---
Mine is broken, so...
[06:11] ---
Then I guess it can't be helped.
Sure, it's okay.
[06:13] ---
Thanks!
[06:17] ---
Why are you clamming up?
[06:19] ---
Well... aren't we sitting too close?
[06:21] ---
But the table is small, so...
[06:23] ---
I-I guess you're right.
[06:25] ---
Say, Aki... Uhm, if you like, that is...
[06:29] ---
...why don't we have lunch together today?
[06:31] ---
I made your lun--
[06:32] ---
What're you doing, Honey?!
[06:34] ---
Sh-Shimizu!
[06:35] ---
You can't allow this damn
pig to sit so close to you, Honey!
[06:38] ---
W-What can I do? My table is broken.
[06:41] ---
Even so, it doesn't have
to be a pig that you sit with!
[06:44] ---
So as I thought, Minami likes Akihisa...
[06:47] ---
But since Mizuki studies seriously,
I don't want to bother her.
[06:51] ---
In Aki's case, even if I bother him,
his grades are already bad, so...
[06:54] ---
I somehow get the impression
you're badmouthing me.
[06:57] ---
I can't allow it! To think that
you made lunch for this damn pig!
[07:02] ---
Fried chicken marinated
with homemade sauce,
[07:03] ---
which you prepared after
getting up at four in the morning!
[07:05] ---
The hamburgers that you made
with expensive ground beef!
[07:07] ---
The potato salad made
with organic vegetables!
[07:10] ---
How do you know so much?!
[07:12] ---
On top of that, the rice
has a heart mark on it!
[07:15] ---
Ah! Miharu!
[07:19] ---
Listen, Miharu. I've been
patient up until now,
[07:22] ---
but I want you to stop
doing stuff like this...
[07:24] ---
...because... I'm dating Aki.
[07:29] ---
Tatami mat flip!
[07:33] ---
Tsk.
[07:34] ---
So that's how it is,
Miharu. Please understand.
[07:36] ---
No! I'll marry you and
name our daughter Mirai,
[07:39] ---
using one character from your name!
[07:42] ---
Wait, Shimizu! What're you
gonna do if a boy is born?!
[07:44] ---
Namihei is good enough if it's a boy.
[07:46] ---
Before that, Miharu and I can't make a baby!
[07:49] ---
I'm starting the class now!
[07:52] ---
What're you doing, Shimizu?
Go back to your classroom.
[07:55] ---
I'm here to deal with an important
matter! Please overlook it this once!
[07:59] ---
An important matter?
[08:00] ---
Yes! It's very important that
I annihilate the pigs in this classroom!
[08:04] ---
I'm forbidding you to enter
this classroom from now on.
[08:08] ---
Damn pig!
[08:10] ---
You're always at the center of trouble.
[08:12] ---
You have lots of stories to talk about.
[08:14] ---
Stop it... It's not my fault.
[08:17] ---
You're wrong. It looks like we're gonna
have a big problem because of you.
[08:20] ---
Huh?
[08:21] ---
There's a movement within Class D
to try and start a Summoner Test War.
[08:24] ---
Whichever class Class D is trying
to fight is none of our concern, right?
[08:30] ---
Even if that's us, Class F?
[08:32] ---
What?
[08:33] ---
But our classroom
equipment is the worst ranked.
[08:37] ---
There's no benefit for them
to attack... Don't tell me...
[08:39] ---
That's right. Shimizu is
trying to take things out on us.
[08:42] ---
In order to separate you
and Shimada's seats,
[08:44] ---
she's trying to switch our
tables back to cardboard boxes.
[08:47] ---
But it's hard to think that everyone
in Class D would agree with Shimizu.
[08:51] ---
We're the ringleaders
of the peeking incident.
[08:53] ---
All the girls think that we're their enemy.
[08:56] ---
The Class D rep is Genji Hiraga,
but he probably can't restrain
[08:58] ---
Shimizu, who's burning with jealousy,
[09:00] ---
and the girls, who're burning
with anger towards the guys.
[09:03] ---
No way...
[09:04] ---
Because of the suspension, the guys
haven't been able to recover our scores.
[09:08] ---
Even though we have Himeji,
our forces aren't enough.
[09:10] ---
There's only one way left...
We have to avoid the war.
[09:13] ---
We can do that?
[09:15] ---
It's up to you and Shimada.
[09:17] ---
There's one thing I wanna check, though.
[09:19] ---
What is it?
[09:20] ---
Are you and Shimada really dating?
[09:24] ---
As far as I remember, I don't think we are.
[09:27] ---
This is happening probably
because of an email I sent by mistake.
[09:30] ---
You sent an email by mistake?
[09:34] ---
I see. What Akihisa did was bad enough,
[09:37] ---
but Yuuji also made a blunder
with incredibly bad timing.
[09:40] ---
So that's what was going
on... Sorry, Akihisa.
[09:43] ---
If that's the case, if we clear
Shimada's misunderstanding and you two
[09:46] ---
go back to a normal relationship,
Shimizu will probably cool off.
[09:50] ---
You mean...
[09:58] ---
Muttsulini, is there a wiretap
device Shimizu planted here?
[10:02] ---
There was, but I made it look
like it was broken and removed it.
[10:04] ---
What do you wanna talk about?
[10:06] ---
About the email I sent you
while we were at the training camp...
[10:11] ---
...to tell you the truth,
you got the wrong idea.
[10:14] ---
What?
[10:15] ---
Well, it's more like, I meant
to send it to someone else.
[10:18] ---
Who?
[10:19] ---
Sugawa, I think.
[10:21] ---
What?! You were going to
confess your love to Sugawa?!
[10:24] ---
Oh no...! You may not act like it,
[10:27] ---
but I thought you liked girls after all!
[10:29] ---
Well, it's not like that.
[10:31] ---
"To: Akihisa Yoshii"
"Yoshii, why are you trying so desperately to peek on girls?"
[10:32] ---
"To: Minami Shimada"
"Isn't it obvious? I like what I like."
[10:35] ---
That's terrible in many senses.
[10:37] ---
I'm sorry! Like I said,
it was sent by mistake.
[10:40] ---
I see, I see... I thought it
was a little, strange, too,
[10:43] ---
but I finally understand it now.
[10:45] ---
You're careless, too, so...
[10:47] ---
Hey, I don't wanna be told that by you
when you sent it to the wrong person.
[10:53] ---
What're you gonna
do about my first kiss?!
[10:56] ---
I'm sorry! I meant no harm!
[10:58] ---
Sorry doesn't cut it, does it?!
[11:01] ---
Th-Then...
[11:02] ---
What?
[11:03] ---
I-It was my first kiss, too,
so can it be considered even?
[11:08] ---
Of course it can't.
[11:09] ---
What? I-Is that right?
Well, uhm... then thanks for the kiss.
[11:14] ---
It can?!
[11:15] ---
Say, Minami, I want you to
answer me without getting upset.
[11:19] ---
What is it?
[11:20] ---
You told Shimizu that we're dating.
[11:23] ---
Does that mean that you...
[11:25] ---
Th-That's... You know,
since Miharu was persistent,
[11:29] ---
I thought she might
give up if I had a boyfriend.
[11:31] ---
And it was good timing, so...
[11:33] ---
What a lame excuse.
[11:35] ---
She's not being honest with herself.
[11:36] ---
Oh, you should've told me then.
I thought you might like me.
[11:40] ---
N-No way!
[11:43] ---
I thought it was strange, too.
[11:44] ---
To see you acting meekly like that.
[11:46] ---
Ahh! My arm is getting dislocated!
[11:50] ---
Now the confusion has been cleared.
[11:52] ---
Now, once we tell Shimizu about
this, everything will be settled.
[11:56] ---
Thus, the war with Class D was avoided.
[12:01] ---
However...
[12:08] ---
Idiot Test.
[12:11] ---
I want you to listen to this.
[12:13] ---
The situation is now even
worse than it was this morning.
[12:16] ---
U-Uhm, is it true that you have pictures
of Akihisa in a sailor school uniform?
[12:20] ---
100 yen per pic. Redistribution
is prohibited.
[12:22] ---
I'd like to have everything you have, plea--
[12:24] ---
Oops, that wasn't it.
[12:25] ---
What?! What was that?!
[12:26] ---
That conversation does
suggest a bad situation!
[12:28] ---
Shut up, Akihisa. Don't
make a fuss over trivial stuff.
[12:31] ---
It's not trivial!
[12:32] ---
Why are my pictures being sold behind
the scenes like Hideyoshi's?!
[12:35] ---
Wait, Akihisa! What you just
said is a bad situation for me!
[12:40] ---
This is the real one.
[12:42] ---
How are things in Class F?
[12:44] ---
They're not aware of us at all.
[12:46] ---
Good. We'll recover our scores while we can.
[12:49] ---
If they notice, we'll declare war right away.
[12:52] ---
This is... I thought Class D
wouldn't come to attack us anymore.
[12:56] ---
No. This isn't Class D.
[12:59] ---
This conversation took place in Class B.
[13:01] ---
Tsk! That damn Nemoto! He really plays dirty!
[13:04] ---
Why does Class B
want to declare war on us?
[13:07] ---
It seems that his position was harmed
after they lost the ST War against us.
[13:10] ---
On top of that, they participated
in the peeking operation and failed.
[13:15] ---
He's probably lost his
say in matters in the class.
[13:19] ---
As a quick measure to control
the complaints in Class B,
[13:23] ---
he must be planning to create a new enemy.
[13:25] ---
By directing their anger at us,
[13:27] ---
he'll get them to stop being angry at him.
[13:29] ---
He probably wants to regain his lost ground.
[13:33] ---
What?! We haven't recovered our scores yet.
[13:35] ---
If class B comes to attack us,
it's guaranteed we'll lose!
[13:38] ---
Now that it's come to
this, we have no choice,
[13:40] ---
but to create a situation where
Class B can't declare war on us.
[13:43] ---
Can we do that?!
[13:44] ---
Yeah. All we need is for another
class to declare war on us before them.
[13:49] ---
You mean...
[13:50] ---
Having Class D declare war on us.
[13:53] ---
What?! After we had just finally
cleared up Shimizu's misunderstanding
[13:56] ---
and avoided a war!
[13:58] ---
If we fight an ST War,
[14:00] ---
we're given time to recover
our scores in recovery tests.
[14:03] ---
If we fight Class D, we can
recover our scores without worries.
[14:07] ---
I see... If we take the test
and become fully prepared,
[14:10] ---
Class B wouldn't come
attack us so easily, huh?
[14:13] ---
But Yuuji, with our current scores,
we can't even defeat Class D.
[14:16] ---
For that, I've got a separate solution.
[14:19] ---
In any case, we'll provoke Class D
and have them declare war on us.
[14:23] ---
What do we do?
[14:24] ---
We'll use what happened this morning.
[14:26] ---
You and Shimada get cozy
and instigate Shimizu.
[14:29] ---
What?
[14:30] ---
Definitely no!
[14:31] ---
Can't you reconsider?
[14:33] ---
No matter what you say, I won't.
[14:35] ---
Even if it's an act, there's no way I'd
become the girlfriend of such an idiot!
[14:39] ---
Shimada, you're the only one who can do this!
[14:42] ---
If Class B attacks us now, we're
gonna go back to using cardboard boxes.
[14:46] ---
If that happens, Himeji's
parents will get worried again
[14:50] ---
and could try to have her
transferred to another school.
[14:53] ---
I want you to help us, too, Himeji.
[14:55] ---
Me, too?
[14:56] ---
Yeah, Shimada's acting by
itself would be unconvincing, so...
[15:00] ---
We want you to act
jealous of their relationship.
[15:07] ---
Could you somehow do it?
[15:13] ---
U-Uhm, Minami, Akihisa...
[15:16] ---
You may not want to do it, but please do it!
[15:19] ---
Mizuki...
[15:20] ---
I'm sorry that this is
my own personal reason,
[15:23] ---
but I really don't
wanna change schools, so...
[15:29] ---
O-Okay. I just have to pretend, right?
[15:32] ---
Thank you very much.
[15:33] ---
Now that that's been
decided, let's just get right on.
[15:35] ---
This is... a script? Let's see...
[15:38] ---
I'm sorry for asking you
to come see me like this, Aki.
[15:40] ---
Listen, I'm in love with you.
[15:43] ---
I've been feeling the
same all this time, Minami.
[15:46] ---
Hey, wh-what are these lines?!
[15:47] ---
There's no way I can say lines like that!
[15:49] ---
I know we're just acting,
but it's too embarrassing.
[15:52] ---
I guess it can't be helped.
I'll show you an example.
[15:55] ---
Huh?
[15:56] ---
Wow...
[16:04] ---
I'm sorry for asking you to
come see me like this, Aki.
[16:08] ---
Listen, I'm in love with you.
[16:12] ---
What?
[16:13] ---
Ever since I met you for the
first time, I've been in love with you!
[16:16] ---
It was really hard for me to
just be a friend all this time.
[16:20] ---
The truth is, I couldn't
bear staying just friends!
[16:27] ---
Aki, I know it's strange to
say this now after what I did,
[16:32] ---
I'd like to tell you again.
I'm in love with you.
[16:36] ---
Please go out with me.
[16:43] ---
So, something like that.
[16:45] ---
A-Amazing...
[16:46] ---
My heart went pitter-patter.
[16:50] ---
What's the matter, Akihisa?
[16:51] ---
Just for a bit... could you
leave me alone just for a bit?
[16:55] ---
Huh?
[16:56] ---
There are dreams that people
don't wanna wake up from.
[16:59] ---
Muttsulini, put the wiretap
device on the rooftop back in place.
[17:03] ---
Got it.
[17:04] ---
I want the three of you to go up
to the rooftop and put on a show
[17:07] ---
so that Shimizu will hear it through
the wiretap device and get the wrong idea.
[17:10] ---
The setup is that Akihisa and
Shimada are meeting secretly, okay?
[17:13] ---
Cross your arms.
[17:15] ---
Arms?!
[17:16] ---
But...
[17:17] ---
In order also to make up for
your earlier mistake, try your best.
[17:21] ---
Th-Then...
[17:22] ---
I'm gonna kill you if you
touch me in a weird place.
[17:32] ---
If you cross it so tightly,
it's hard to walk.
[17:34] ---
We're dating, so this is just normal.
[17:37] ---
But, Minami... they've been
hitting my elbow for a while now.
[17:40] ---
What? Y-You naughty jerk.
[17:43] ---
Your ribs are...
[17:45] ---
Oh no! I have to keep acting.
[17:47] ---
Say, Minami...
[17:49] ---
What is it, Aki?
[17:50] ---
What do you like about me?
[17:52] ---
That's obvious, right?
[17:54] ---
From head to...
[17:56] ---
From head to...?
[17:57] ---
...eyebrows.
[17:59] ---
Fore... head, huh?
[18:06] ---
What are you two doing?
[18:08] ---
Mizuki...
[18:09] ---
Being so close to each
other and even arm in arm...
[18:12] ---
It looks as if...
[18:15] ---
you two are dating!
[18:17] ---
Hm? Was that line in the script?
[18:20] ---
Oh, I see! This is an adlib!
[18:22] ---
That's right, Mizuki. Aki and I are dating.
[18:26] ---
What? Is that true?
[18:29] ---
Yeah. I'm sorry for not telling you, Mizuki.
[18:32] ---
So... as I thought, you like Akihisa?
[18:37] ---
I'm sorry for not telling you that,
either... when I knew how you felt.
[18:42] ---
I'm sorry. You can't forgive me, right?
[18:46] ---
Well, I kinda knew how you felt, too, so...
[18:51] ---
I even feel better now that you've
told me about it clearly like this.
[18:56] ---
Could it be that
you're going to forgive me?
[18:59] ---
It's not a matter of
whether I'll forgive you or not.
[19:02] ---
I think you're free to like anyone.
[19:05] ---
So I can't criticize you, Minami.
[19:10] ---
Mizuki... Thank you.
[19:13] ---
But I won't forgive you
for the kiss this morning!
[19:16] ---
That was against the rules! On top
of that, that was Akihisa's first kiss!
[19:19] ---
That was because of the
email and stuff, so... I just...
[19:22] ---
Don't "I just" me!
[19:24] ---
Even if God forgives you for
cheating like that, I won't!
[19:29] ---
That's... a wiretap device?!
[19:31] ---
You dummy, Minami!
[19:34] ---
Oh no! If Himeji talks without noticing
it and Shimizu figures out it's an act...
[19:40] ---
Himeji!
[19:41] ---
H-Hey, Aki!
[19:43] ---
What's going on? Don't tell
me you're choosing Mizuki!
[19:47] ---
Sorry, Minami! There's
something I have to do!
[19:51] ---
Aki! Stay here with me!
[19:53] ---
I...! I'm...
[19:58] ---
in love with you...
[20:03] ---
There, I said it...
[20:09] ---
Calm down, Shimada.
Don't adlib carelessly like that.
[20:14] ---
This is it.
[20:15] ---
I'm done acting.
[20:17] ---
Aki likes girly girls
like Mizuki anyway, right?
[20:25] ---
Himeji...
[20:30] ---
Akihisa...
[20:42] ---
Thank you. I didn't notice it.
[20:46] ---
What's wrong, Himeji? You seem down.
[20:49] ---
What? Do I look like that?
[20:51] ---
Yeah, you somehow looked lonely.
[20:54] ---
Looked lonely... huh?
[20:56] ---
If I do look like that,
it might be because
[21:00] ---
I felt sad that the person
I like was taken away...
[21:05] ---
...even if it was just an act...
[21:08] ---
Don't worry, Himeji.
That was just an act, so...
[21:12] ---
I guess you're right.
It was just an act, right?
[21:16] ---
I might be a little jealous, too.
[21:17] ---
What?
[21:19] ---
If there was a guy both you and
Minami fall in love with, even if it's an act...
[21:25] ---
If you really are in that kind
of situation, what will you do?
[21:31] ---
What? Hmm... let's see...
[21:34] ---
I guess I'll think really hard about it.
[21:37] ---
Think...?
[21:40] ---
Yeah, I'll think really
hard about it in my own way
[21:43] ---
and tell everything honestly.
[21:45] ---
I wanted to hear who you'd pick, though...
[21:49] ---
What?
[21:50] ---
No, nothing.
[21:52] ---
But I was surprised.
[21:53] ---
At what?
[21:55] ---
How you were earlier.
It didn't look like you were acting.
[21:58] ---
Could it be that you...
[22:00] ---
What...? What?!
[22:03] ---
...used to perform in plays or something?
[22:06] ---
What...?
[22:08] ---
Ah... Himeji?
[22:12] ---
You dummy...
[22:16] ---
You dummy...
[22:24] ---
Hirameite, kagayaite, denkyuu pikkanko
[22:40] ---
Shinten shinai yo.
Dareka jama shiteru... No, no!
[22:45] ---
Zenzen tarinai, sore
ga mondai no koubaisuu
[22:51] ---
Ryoukai sorenai. Nani ga
hontou no koto... Baby?
[22:55] ---
Mitetara koko de zukai shite yo, Baby!
[23:01] ---
Kotoba mo kazu mo kimi o arawasenai
[23:07] ---
Kokoro ga biribiri
suru S to N no jiryoku de
[23:15] ---
(S, S, Super kuttsuite
Number, I say No. 1 boy!)
[23:20] ---
Omedetou! Imakara kimi
wa My, ma-my "otakara"
[23:25] ---
Tokubetsu nanda, dou nattemo
[23:28] ---
Gyutto ne gyutto ne hanasanai
[23:30] ---
Watashi wa koi shitai.
Yume ni genkai wa iranai
[23:36] ---
Tokubetsu dayo ne, acchatta mon
[23:39] ---
Konna watashi mo yurushichae
[23:42] ---
Hirameita, kagayaita, seikai pittanko
[23:51] ---
Question 10.
[23:52] ---
Name the nutrients miso lacks
[23:54] ---
and suitable ingredients for
miso soup that can make up for them?
[23:58] ---
Vitamin C, orange, and hydrochloric acid.
[24:00] ---
Would you call that cooking?
[24:02] ---
Next episode!
"Me, Romance, and Love Skills!"
[24:04] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Please join us again next week!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
10 - Me, Romance, and Love Skills!
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[00:17] ---
Say, Minami...
[00:18] ---
What?!
[00:20] ---
Uhm... I'm sorry about earlier.
[00:23] ---
Who cares? Why don't
you go get cozy with Mizuki.
[00:27] ---
Don't say things like that.
Please stop being upset.
[00:29] ---
And let's think up another strategy.
[00:31] ---
If we end up fighting a
war with Class B and lose,
[00:33] ---
Himeji might have to change scho--
[00:35] ---
What're you saying, you dummy?!
[00:38] ---
With you, it's always
Mizuki this, Mizuki that!
[00:40] ---
Why is Mizuki the only
girl you treat like a princess?
[00:42] ---
Minami...
[00:43] ---
Then, what am I? Why do
you always treat me like that?
[00:46] ---
Do you think I'm a guy?!
[00:47] ---
I-It's not like that...
[00:49] ---
If Mizuki's parents try to make her
change schools, I'll go talk to them.
[00:53] ---
Minami...
[00:54] ---
Don't ever talk to me again!
I don't wanna see your face.
[01:01] ---
Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
which one is wonderful?
[01:21] ---
My future starts spinning colorfully
[01:27] ---
How much should I tell him?
Should I pretend I didn't see?
[01:32] ---
I see, this vast world
grows based on my mood
[01:38] ---
I love you today, I really love you
[01:44] ---
I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
than the number of the stars in the sky
[01:49] ---
I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
but I had a dream of walking with you
[01:55] ---
I'm sorry... It's just,
I didn't know it was love
[02:00] ---
The answer is, you and mystery
plus me equals infinite jump!!
SIGN "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:29] ---
Last episode recap. Woohoo.
[02:34] ---
The Class B rep, Kyouji Nemoto,
was planning to declare war on Class F
[02:38] ---
since they just finished their suspension
and so their fighting power is low.
[02:43] ---
So, Akihisa and his friends in Class F
[02:45] ---
were trying to provoke Class D in order
to get them to declare war on Class F.
[02:49] ---
If they fight Class D first, they'll
be given time to take recovery tests.
[02:55] ---
If they rebuild their forces then,
[02:56] ---
Class B probably won't
come and attack them so easily.
[03:00] ---
In order to do that, we were going
to have Akihisa and Shimada pretend
[03:04] ---
to be dating and instigate
Miharu Shimizu's anger.
[03:06] ---
Well, that was our plan.
[03:10] ---
That was a total failure, you dumbass.
[03:13] ---
Who'd think that you and
Shimada are dating after that scene?
[03:17] ---
Sorry.
[03:19] ---
I wonder if I should've
given you more acting lessons...
[03:22] ---
Shimada and Himeji did a good job, though.
[03:25] ---
Ah... Well... Yeah...
[03:30] ---
Why do you treat me like that?
[03:33] ---
Muttsulini, how are things in Class B?
[03:37] ---
They've currently recovered about 70%.
[03:40] ---
Some of them have already
started getting ready for the war.
[03:42] ---
They're moving faster than I thought.
[03:44] ---
That shows how serious they are.
[03:47] ---
We need to buy some time.
[03:49] ---
First, Muttsulini... Feed some
fake information to Class B.
[03:53] ---
What info?
[03:53] ---
Class D is preparing for an ST War.
[03:57] ---
Their target is Class B.
[03:58] ---
Roger.
[04:00] ---
Would something like that work?
[04:02] ---
All Nemoto wants is to
win and retain his position.
[04:07] ---
I bet he wants to avoid fighting a
series of wars, which can exhaust them.
[04:10] ---
If he learns that Class D is after them,
[04:12] ---
he'll probably hesitate to declare war on us.
[04:15] ---
I see. Yeah, it's not like
they want Class F's equipment.
[04:20] ---
Next, Hideyoshi...
[04:21] ---
Bring Miharu Shimizu from
Class D to the negotiation table.
[04:26] ---
We'll provoke her and
instigate her hostility towards us.
[04:29] ---
If we can get them to
declare war on us, it's a success.
[04:32] ---
Why me?
[04:34] ---
In order to bring her out,
we need to bring Shimada.
[04:38] ---
Right now, we can't ask
Akihisa or Himeji to do that.
[04:40] ---
I see. Got it.
[04:42] ---
Also, Akihisa...
[04:43] ---
Hm? What is it?
[04:44] ---
Are you hungry?
[04:46] ---
Well, yeah, I'm kinda hungry, I guess.
[04:49] ---
That's not good. You are the
cornerstone of this operation.
[04:53] ---
We need to have you eat good to
boost up your energy...
[04:56] ---
right, Himeji?
[04:57] ---
What? Yeah, you're right.
If he's hungry, he won't have energy.
[05:04] ---
So, Himeji... Could you make something to...
[05:07] ---
Actually...! Now that I think about it,
I already had lunch earlier, so I'm full.
[05:10] ---
I can't eat anything else.
[05:11] ---
Lunch? You mean that?
[05:13] ---
Hm?
[05:15] ---
This is good.
[05:15] ---
Ahhhhhh! How could you...?!
[05:17] ---
So, Himeji, could you make
something to eat for Akihisa?
[05:22] ---
Sure! I'd be happy to!
[05:24] ---
Yuuji, uncle! Uncle!
[05:25] ---
Akihisa, what do you wanna eat?
[05:27] ---
What do I wanna eat?
[05:29] ---
If I make a good choice, it will
reduce the chances of fatality.
[05:32] ---
Hurry up, Akihisa.
[05:35] ---
A dish whose ingredients can be identified,
[05:36] ---
and that won't have
unexpected objects mixed in...
[05:39] ---
That's right! Boiled eggs!
[05:40] ---
"Mizuki's Homemade Dish"
"Today's Dish: Boiled Eggs" "Ingredients: Eggs only"
[05:42] ---
Looks like... Akihisa wants to eat jello.
[05:45] ---
We can't really tell what's in it, right?!
[05:48] ---
In order for him to be able
to eat during the operation,
[05:50] ---
put it in jello drink aluminum pouches.
[05:52] ---
I can't even check the
color like that, can I?!
[05:55] ---
Okay. I'll do my best!
[05:57] ---
Wait! At least decide what kind of
jello you're gonna make before you go!
[06:00] ---
Don't worry, Akihisa.
That's not actually for you to eat.
[06:04] ---
Huh?
[06:05] ---
I just needed some weapons
for our operation, that's all.
[06:08] ---
O-Oh... You should've told me sooner.
[06:11] ---
But because of what I said, I think
she's probably gonna try to have you eat it.
[06:14] ---
You're too brutal.
[06:16] ---
"Cooking Practice Room"
[06:20] ---
Getting gelatin and sugar ready...
[06:23] ---
Oh, it seems unexpectedly normal.
[06:25] ---
Good...
[06:26] ---
First, dissolve the cocoa
powder in corn potage soup.
[06:31] ---
Hey, what's she making?
[06:33] ---
Be quiet! She'll notice us!
[06:35] ---
An orange or a scallion...
I wonder which one Akihisa would like...
[06:40] ---
Don't debate! You shouldn't
debate between those two, Himeji!
[06:43] ---
She's picking ingredients for you
based on nutrition rather than taste.
[06:47] ---
If I have a scallion,
how about adding natto?
[06:50] ---
No! No!
[06:51] ---
Come to think of it,
I've heard that what they said
[06:54] ---
about natto improving our
blood flow was a lie, wasn't it?
[06:56] ---
Safe...
[06:57] ---
But it's still healthy, right?
[07:00] ---
Ugh! Out...
[07:01] ---
Besides, it's blue-skinned fish
that will improve the blood flow.
[07:05] ---
That's a double play...
[07:07] ---
Why vinegared mackerel? Why is
she putting vinegared mackerel in jello?
[07:11] ---
She's worried about you being stupid,
so she's trying to replenish your DHA.
[07:16] ---
Ah! This isn't gonna be good, right?
[07:19] ---
Good! Himeji noticed!
[07:21] ---
I have to add mustard for the natto.
[07:23] ---
Don't notice that!
[07:25] ---
I'll add some ginger to
vinegared mackerel, too.
[07:26] ---
Ahhh! Don't notice that, either!
[07:28] ---
What else can I use as secret ingredients?
[07:30] ---
Don't make it secret! Make it clear!
[07:32] ---
Oh, that's right! To give it a
little adultish flavor, I'll add taba--
[07:35] ---
Let's go. If you hear any further,
you won't be able to eat it.
[07:37] ---
Wait! Let me at least check
whether it's tobacco or Tabasco!
[07:42] ---
It's already too late.
[07:45] ---
Here, please have some.
[07:47] ---
I'm gonna go clean up the
cooking practice room, so...
[07:50] ---
What do we do with these?
[07:52] ---
I think Nemoto is gonna
send a messenger to Class D...
[07:56] ---
...in order to check if they're
really trying to fight a war.
[07:59] ---
If he does that, he'll know the
information we circulated was a lie.
[08:02] ---
So, we'll assassinate that messenger!
[08:05] ---
What?!
[08:06] ---
If the messenger gets assassinated,
he'll become distrustful of Class D.
[08:11] ---
When that happens, it'll make
the fake information believable.
[08:14] ---
How terrible...
[08:16] ---
Battles are cruel. Muttsulini, do it.
[08:19] ---
Got it.
[08:24] ---
"Crack, crack"
[08:31] ---
What's that?
[08:34] ---
"Buzz, buzz..."
[08:36] ---
"Messenger"
[08:39] ---
Y-You...!
[08:40] ---
"Messenger"
[08:42] ---
"Messenger"
[08:43] ---
May God help you.
[08:56] ---
Mom...
[08:58] ---
Execution completed.
[09:00] ---
Good job, Muttsulini.
[09:01] ---
What fascinating skills you've got.
[09:03] ---
This wasn't anything special...
[09:06] ---
How did you keep
everyone from noticing?
[09:09] ---
You don't have to know.
[09:11] ---
Nemoto will probably consider this
assassination a warning from Class D.
[09:15] ---
We can buy some time now, huh?
[09:17] ---
Hideyoshi, what's going on
with the negotiation with Class D?
[09:20] ---
We promised to meet
up in an empty classroom.
[09:22] ---
Shimada has agreed to it as well.
[09:24] ---
If we can provoke Class D there...
[09:27] ---
I wonder if they'll respond
to our provocation smoothly.
[09:30] ---
I've got a special plan.
Just leave it to me.
[09:33] ---
There's one thing that worries me.
[09:35] ---
What's the matter, Muttsulini?
[09:38] ---
I saw Nemoto talking
about something in Class A.
[09:42] ---
In Class A?
[09:43] ---
That's strange...
[09:44] ---
What was he doing in Class A?
[09:46] ---
Yuuji!
[09:47] ---
Shouko! Wh-What're you doing here?
[09:50] ---
Why are you still in school?
[09:53] ---
Huh? What're you saying?
[09:55] ---
Yuuji... I heard that your mom collapsed.
[09:58] ---
Huh?! You mean my mom?!
[10:01] ---
She's so healthy that she
doesn't even catch a cold!
[10:03] ---
In any case, you have to go home now.
[10:05] ---
Hey, wait! I have to carry out
an important operation now!
[10:08] ---
This is no time for that.
[10:10] ---
Like I said, just wait! How come you...
[10:13] ---
--Just come with me.
[10:13] ---
--Shouko! Calm down!
[10:16] ---
Something is fishy
about what just happened.
[10:19] ---
What do you mean, Muttsulini?
[10:20] ---
Normally, Yuuji is the
first one that they'd contact.
[10:24] ---
Maybe they couldn't reach him?
His cell is being repaired, so...
[10:29] ---
Then they could've called
him in via the school PA system.
[10:31] ---
Then, what Nemoto was
talking about in Class A could be...
[10:35] ---
It was probably the fake
information that we just heard...
[10:37] ---
What?!
[10:38] ---
Oh shoot!
[10:39] ---
We were going to leave the operation
to provoke Shimizu to Yuuji.
[10:43] ---
Have you heard anything about it?
[10:45] ---
No, nothing.
[10:45] ---
Why did Nemoto do this?
[10:48] ---
Don't tell me he figured out our plan?
[10:50] ---
No, he's probably trying
to buy some time, too.
[10:53] ---
Until he checks what
Class D is going to do,
[10:56] ---
he probably wanted to
contain our movements.
[10:58] ---
Impressive, Nemoto...
[11:01] ---
It's about time, right?
[11:02] ---
M-Minami...
[11:05] ---
I just came because I was needed
for the negotiation, that's all, okay?
[11:09] ---
What do we do, Akihisa?
[11:11] ---
What do we do...?
[11:13] ---
Since Yuuji isn't here, we have no choice
[11:15] ---
but to do something about it by ourselves!
[11:22] ---
Idiot Test!
[11:31] ---
Honey! I wanted to see you!
[11:35] ---
--Hey, get off of me, Miharu!
[11:35] ---
--Honey!
[11:38] ---
Your breasts remind me of
the quiet ocean. They're the best!
[11:42] ---
That means they're flat,
just like the horizon, right?
[11:45] ---
I said, get off of me!
[11:47] ---
I'm thinking about you 360 days a year!
[11:51] ---
So you don't during obon
festivities and New Year's, huh?
[11:53] ---
Shimizu, that's it!
Shimada is Akihisa's girlfriend!
[11:58] ---
Don't intervene thoughtlessly!
[12:00] ---
There you go!
The start of our operation!
[12:02] ---
What are you talking about?!
[12:04] ---
By looking at my
honey's face, it's so obvious
[12:07] ---
that there's nothing going on
between her and that big jerk!
[12:11] ---
It's hard to think that that pig jerk
is suitable for her in the first place!
[12:14] ---
I-It's true that I'm not good-looking
and I'm not smart, either, but...
[12:19] ---
Looks? Smarts?
[12:22] ---
I'm not talking about such trivial things.
[12:26] ---
This is something
more fundamental than that.
[12:27] ---
What?
[12:29] ---
I've been watching the
relationship between the two of you,
[12:33] ---
but your attitude is terrible, you pig jerk.
[12:36] ---
Your attitude towards
Himeji in the same class
[12:38] ---
and towards my honey are too different.
[12:42] ---
You're kind and considerate to Himeji.
[12:44] ---
You treat her as if she's a princess.
[12:47] ---
On the contrary, you aren't
considerate to my honey. Not only that,
[12:50] ---
you don't even show the least bit of
kindness you should have towards girls.
[12:54] ---
To put it plainly, you are a huge idiot
who not only doesn't notice her charms
[12:59] ---
but who treats her like a guy friend!
[13:03] ---
Whether such a pig jerk is
suitable for her or not is not a question
[13:06] ---
of his looks or his academic abilities!
[13:09] ---
On top of that, to think that you'd
leave her alone and follow Himeji like that
[13:13] ---
after she told you she liked you,
even though she was acting.
[13:16] ---
That's unbelievable!
[13:18] ---
Isn't the truth that you
think she's a guy or something?!
[13:25] ---
Minami!
[13:26] ---
What're you gonna do by following her?
[13:28] ---
Are you gonna talk to her rough
again as if she's your guy friend?
[13:33] ---
Are you gonna hurt her again?
[13:37] ---
I'll go talk to her. If you go,
it'll make things worse.
[13:41] ---
Err... I don't know what's going on,
but I should leave, too, right?
[13:51] ---
I don't know what you wanted
to achieve with this meeting,
[13:55] ---
but I'll never acknowledge
you as my rival in love.
[14:00] ---
It's a waste of time to be jealous of a
pig jerk who doesn't notice her charms, so...
[14:06] ---
I'm the only one who recognizes her charms.
[14:11] ---
Shimizu...
[14:14] ---
Do you still have something to say?
[14:16] ---
There's something I have
to tell you no matter what.
[14:35] ---
We, Year 2 Class D, are
going to declare war on Class F!
[14:39] ---
What?!
[14:41] ---
What's going on?
[14:42] ---
Didn't our plan fail?
[14:49] ---
So what're we gonna do after this?
[14:51] ---
It'd be hard to win with
our current fighting power.
[14:53] ---
That was in my plan, too.
[14:55] ---
Yuuji!
[14:56] ---
As I suspected, it was fake
information planted by Nemoto.
[14:59] ---
My mom is doing better than fine.
[15:01] ---
That's great.
[15:03] ---
Good job, Akihisa.
[15:05] ---
It wasn't exactly how I planned,
[15:07] ---
but if you were able to
instigate Shimizu, that's a success.
[15:09] ---
So, Yuuji, how are we gonna fight Class D?
[15:13] ---
If we fight in an all-out
battle, we have no chance.
[15:16] ---
So we'll settle this with a
battle between representatives.
[15:26] ---
I'm impressed that you
came without running away.
[15:28] ---
Same to you.
[15:30] ---
It's not that I want to fight my honey.
[15:33] ---
As long as I can beat the crap
out of that pig jerk, that'll do for me.
[15:37] ---
So she says. It's now
your mission from here.
[15:42] ---
Go.
[15:43] ---
Thanks, Yuuji.
[15:45] ---
You're the one person
I can never forgive! Be prepared!
[15:48] ---
Teacher! Please give
us summoning approval!
[15:50] ---
I approve!
[15:53] ---
Summon!
[15:54] ---
Summon!
[15:57] ---
I wanna ask you something first.
[15:59] ---
What is it?
[16:00] ---
Was what you said a
trick to start this war?
[16:07] ---
I... see...
[16:11] ---
My honey was crying.
[16:14] ---
My words triggered it.
[16:17] ---
But it's because...
[16:18] ---
it's because a guy like you exists!
[16:23] ---
"Chemistry"
[16:24] ---
Why is a lout like you by her side?!
[16:28] ---
Why is a vulgar man who plays on
her feelings conversing with her?!
[16:34] ---
Why?!
[16:35] ---
Why?!
[16:36] ---
Why does a bastard who lies to her
like it's nothing in order to use her
[16:40] ---
stay close to her,
pretending to be her friend?!
[16:46] ---
I'm not... lying!
[16:52] ---
Even an idiot like me
[16:53] ---
at least knows there are
some lies you should never tell.
[16:57] ---
What I said wasn't a lie!
[16:59] ---
I don't believe it!
I don't wanna believe it!
[17:01] ---
What I said was
unmistakably my true feelings!
[17:08] ---
I don't wanna hear it!
[17:15] ---
Stop right there!
[17:23] ---
Yuuji! What're you doing?!
[17:24] ---
From here, just leave it to us.
[17:26] ---
How dirty! This is foul play!
[17:30] ---
Call it foul play if you like!
This isn't a game! It's a war!
[17:34] ---
Yuuji!
[17:37] ---
Do it.
[17:41] ---
Yuuji! Sto--
[17:47] ---
Ahh! Ow, ow, ow...! Why me?!
[17:50] ---
Ow! Ow, ow...!
[17:52] ---
Ow, ow, ow...! Ow, ow, ow...!
[17:54] ---
What?! What?! This
combination of sharp and dull pain
[17:57] ---
is breaking new ground!
[18:01] ---
Shimizu...
[18:03] ---
As you can see, the main cause of
all the problems is cleaned up.
[18:06] ---
Would you forget what
happened this time and forgive him?
[18:10] ---
Yeah... My fury still isn't cooled down,
[18:15] ---
but if this pig jerk will be
confined to the remedial classroom,
[18:18] ---
I'll accept the cease-fire.
[18:19] ---
Is it possible that you were
planning this from the start?
[18:23] ---
Well, sorry.
[18:25] ---
There's no way we can win against
Class D with our current forces, right?
[18:28] ---
So it's just natural to
negotiate a cease-fire.
[18:31] ---
When we get right down to it,
you're at fault for hurting my honey!
[18:34] ---
I-I'm sorry! I'm sorry from the
bottom of my... Ow, ow, ow...!
[18:39] ---
If what you said was a lie, I wouldn't
have let you get off the hook this easy.
[18:47] ---
But this time, I'll let
you off the hook with this.
[18:50] ---
The deal is done. Guys! Let's go back!
[18:54] ---
Yeah!
[19:03] ---
Welcome.
[19:04] ---
Thus, the war ended.
[19:07] ---
How was it, Muttsulini?
[19:09] ---
Looks like Nemoto from Class B gave up.
[19:12] ---
Well, that was expected.
[19:14] ---
There's already no benefit to him.
[19:17] ---
Also, I went and collected this.
[19:20] ---
What's that?
[19:22] ---
--I don't know what you wanted
to achieve with this meeting,
[19:24] ---
--D-Don't tell me this is...
[19:26] ---
--but I'll never acknowledge
you as my rival in love.
[19:26] ---
--The wiretapped recording
of the summit conference.
[19:28] ---
--H-H-H-H-Hey! What're you playing?!
[19:32] ---
Hold him down good.
[19:34] ---
Got it.
[19:35] ---
Let go of me, Hideyoshi!
[19:38] ---
I can't do that.
[19:41] ---
You're too noisy. Shut up for a while.
[19:44] ---
Do you still have something to say?
[19:46] ---
There's something I have
to tell you no matter what.
[19:50] ---
I wanna clear up just
one misunderstanding.
[19:53] ---
I already know that you
and my honey dating is an act.
[19:57] ---
Well, I'm not talking about that.
[20:00] ---
Uhm...
[20:02] ---
I wanted to say that you're not the
only one who recognizes Minami's charms.
[20:06] ---
What're you saying?!
[20:08] ---
You're always saying mean things to her,
[20:10] ---
and you don't even cherish her as a girl!
[20:13] ---
It's true that I don't
treat her like a princess.
[20:17] ---
I might be treating her
just like I treat my guy friends.
[20:23] ---
But...
[20:24] ---
But... what?
[20:28] ---
To me, Minami is someone whom
I can be my true self around...
[20:32] ---
...who is fun to hang out with...
[20:35] ---
...and who sometimes makes
subtle gestures that are cute...
[20:38] ---
She's very charming...
[20:40] ---
Yeah, she's a charming girl.
[20:46] ---
Well... that was unexpected.
[20:48] ---
Yeah, I thought you'd say
things a little more indirectly.
[20:53] ---
Th-That was a straight pitch.
[20:56] ---
Th-They heard it...
[20:59] ---
Of all people, these three heard it...
[21:01] ---
I didn't realize that you
can say things boldly like that.
[21:04] ---
F-For some reason, my
heart is beating crazy fast.
[21:09] ---
How bold...
[21:11] ---
My life... is over.
[21:15] ---
Noin, stretch!
[21:17] ---
Ah, Big Sis! Welcome home!
[21:20] ---
I-I'm home.
[21:22] ---
What's wrong? Your face is red!
[21:25] ---
Hazuki, what am I gonna do?
[21:27] ---
About what? Did something happen at school?
[21:31] ---
Say, Hazuki...
[21:34] ---
Yes?
[21:35] ---
I might've fallen hopelessly
in love with someone.
[21:49] ---
Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!
[22:02] ---
I'm not making progress.
Someone's interfering... No, no!
[22:07] ---
The issue is, I don't have
enough common multiples
[22:13] ---
Okay, I basically get it.
What is the truth... Baby?
[22:17] ---
If you see this, draw a
diagram and explain it, Baby!
[22:23] ---
No word or number can describe you
[22:29] ---
My heart is being shocked by
the magnetic force between S and N
[22:37] ---
(S! S! Super! Sticking together,
Number! I say No.1 boy!)
[22:42] ---
Congratulations! From here on
out you're My, ma-my "treasure"
[22:47] ---
You're special to me,
no matter what happens
[22:50] ---
I'll hold you ever so
tight and never let you go
[22:52] ---
I want to be in love, in a
dream you can forget about limits
[22:58] ---
It's special, right? After all,
we came to know each other
[23:01] ---
Forgive me for being like this
[23:04] ---
Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!
[23:15] ---
I'm dreading this.
[23:17] ---
What do I say to apologize
to Minami when I see her?
[23:21] ---
Hey.
[23:22] ---
Hm?
[23:24] ---
What's with that gloomy face, Aki?
[23:27] ---
Huh?
[23:29] ---
M-Minami?!
[23:30] ---
What?
[23:32] ---
Well, uhm... Er...
I'm sorry about yesterday.
[23:36] ---
What? Did you do something
again that you have to apologize for?
[23:39] ---
Well, it's not like that.
[23:41] ---
If you cause another problem,
I won't let you off the hook!
[23:45] ---
Huh?
[23:48] ---
You dummy!
[23:51] ---
Question 11.
[23:53] ---
What do you call those people whom
you were close to when you were small?
[23:57] ---
Childhood frien-- Ahhhhh!
[23:59] ---
Fiancée.
[24:00] ---
Next episode!
"Yuuji, Shouko, and Childhood Memories!"
[24:03] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Please join us again next week!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
11 - Yuuji, Shouko, and Childhood Memories!
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[00:12] ---
"Episode 11
Yuuji, Shouko, and Childhood Memories!"
[00:14] ---
Where did I go wrong?
[00:18] ---
I wonder when I decided...
[00:23] ---
If I could do it all over again...
[00:25] ---
If I was given the chance...
[00:28] ---
Since the moment I saw his trembling
shoulders, that time, that place...
[00:35] ---
I want to set her free.
[00:38] ---
It's wrong for her to be
held captive over this.
[00:41] ---
No... that's not it.
[00:46] ---
Because I know there's
more to it than that...
[00:48] ---
Because I found
something more important...
[00:53] ---
So...
[01:00] ---
Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
which one is wonderful?
[01:20] ---
My future starts spinning colorfully
[01:26] ---
How much should I tell him?
Should I pretend I didn't see?
[01:30] ---
I see, this vast world
grows based on my mood
[01:36] ---
I love you today, I really love you
[01:42] ---
I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
than the number of the stars in the sky
[01:47] ---
I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
but I had a dream of walking with you
[01:53] ---
I'm sorry... It's just,
I didn't know it was love
[01:58] ---
The answer is, you and mystery
plus me equals infinite jump!!
SIGN "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:28] ---
"There's a whiz kid in
Minazuki Elementary School."
[02:32] ---
I think it was several years
ago that the rumor went around.
[02:38] ---
That kid was indeed a little
smarter than the other kids.
[02:43] ---
On top of that,
he was serious and diligent.
[02:46] ---
Adults sang his praises
and had high hopes for him.
[02:51] ---
However...
[03:01] ---
You really are amazing, Yuuji.
[03:03] ---
What do you mean?
[03:04] ---
The teacher was raving about
your scores on the last prep tests,
[03:07] ---
saying, "That's our whiz kid."
[03:08] ---
That wasn't a big deal.
[03:11] ---
But you got better scores
than junior high students, right?
[03:14] ---
Yeah, I guess.
[03:15] ---
You really are amazing.
[03:16] ---
Those 6th graders who took the
test with you were biting their lips.
[03:20] ---
I made a mistake in the social
science test. If I didn't, I'd have been No. 1.
[03:25] ---
Around that time, I was always aiming high.
[03:31] ---
Everyone says it's a sure
thing that you'll get admitted to
[03:33] ---
Shimozuki Junior High on recommendation.
[03:35] ---
That's just a piece of cake for me...
[03:37] ---
...although the others don't stand a chance.
[03:41] ---
But that ego and attitude
of looking down on others
[03:45] ---
were completely intertwined.
[03:48] ---
Hm? Hey, keep working, Shouko.
[03:51] ---
Let's finish this quickly and go home.
[03:54] ---
But I want to talk with you.
[03:57] ---
No. I wanna go home.
[04:00] ---
I want to talk with you.
[04:01] ---
No.
[04:02] ---
I want to.
[04:03] ---
No.
[04:05] ---
I want to.
[04:06] ---
No.
[04:11] ---
Listen, Yuuji.
[04:12] ---
My boobs are getting bigger these days.
[04:17] ---
Are you okay, Yuuji?
[04:19] ---
Where the hell did that come from?!
[04:22] ---
Since you were ignoring me,
[04:24] ---
I picked a topic that
boys might be interested in.
[04:27] ---
I-I'm not interested in stuff like that.
[04:29] ---
Well, I was interested.
[04:33] ---
Just work already.
[04:35] ---
I'll work, but I want to talk with you.
[04:39] ---
Why don't you talk with your friends?
[04:41] ---
Yep. That's why I'm talking now.
[04:44] ---
Geez...
[04:46] ---
Shouko didn't fit in with the class.
[04:50] ---
Her family lineage, academic
performance, athletic abilities...
[04:54] ---
...and her superior looks...
[04:56] ---
She was too blessed in every way.
[05:02] ---
I'm Shouko Kirishima.
[05:04] ---
--She's really cute.
[05:04] ---
--Whoa, amazing!
[05:05] ---
--She's pretty.
[05:22] ---
Hey, you go talk to her.
[05:24] ---
What? Why don't you go?
[05:26] ---
Ah, you like Kirishima, don't you?
[05:30] ---
That's not true!
[05:32] ---
Hey, isn't Kirishima
kinda trying to act cute?
[05:35] ---
Her family is rich, right?
So she's like a spoiled little princess?
[05:38] ---
She somehow seems hard to talk to.
[05:40] ---
Yeah.
[05:43] ---
As Shouko was like that,
maybe it couldn't have been helped
[05:46] ---
that she became attached to me...
[05:49] ---
...since I always treated everyone equally.
[05:55] ---
So it's already been 2 years
since you transferred to this school?
[05:58] ---
Yeah. I don't have many yet, but
I've been making friends little by little.
[06:02] ---
So school is more fun than it used to be.
[06:07] ---
What? School is fun?
[06:09] ---
When I'm at home, no one
plays with me or talks to me.
[06:15] ---
It's so big that I feel lonely, too.
[06:18] ---
So school is more fun.
[06:20] ---
Cry me a river.
[06:22] ---
I'm jealous that you get to
live in a big house like that.
[06:25] ---
Then would you like to come
hang out at my house some time?
[06:27] ---
No. It's 100 times more fun reading
books than hanging out with you.
[06:32] ---
That's mean.
[06:32] ---
Say whatever you wanna say.
[06:34] ---
Stick in the mud.
[06:35] ---
So what?
[06:37] ---
Pigheaded.
[06:38] ---
That's fine.
[06:39] ---
You...
[06:41] ---
You like me.
[06:45] ---
So you feel shy and
can't come hang out with me.
[06:47] ---
Why do you want me to
come to your place that badly?
[06:51] ---
Well...
[06:52] ---
What? Spit it out.
[06:54] ---
My grandfather often talks
about Seiryou Girls Academy, so...
[06:59] ---
Is that that famous school for rich girls?
[07:02] ---
Are you changing schools again?
[07:04] ---
Probably... since he often asks
me if I get picked on at school.
[07:09] ---
I see. So you wanna show your
friends to your family to fight back, huh?
[07:14] ---
I don't want to change schools.
[07:18] ---
I was finally able to make
some friends besides you.
[07:21] ---
Then, bring those friends to your house.
[07:24] ---
We're not that close yet.
[07:27] ---
I see...
[07:31] ---
Well, it's got nothing to do with me.
[07:35] ---
I treated everyone equally...
[07:37] ---
It was because I was
equally uninterested in anyone.
[07:44] ---
That was mean, Yuuji.
[07:45] ---
It wasn't mean.
[07:46] ---
It was.
[07:47] ---
It wasn't.
[07:48] ---
It was.
[07:48] ---
It wasn't.
[07:50] ---
Yuuji...
[07:53] ---
I've got the biggest boobs in the class.
[07:58] ---
--L-Like I said, I'm not interested
in that kind of stuff!
[07:58] ---
--Even so, it was probably enough for a girl
[08:02] ---
who was struggling with
loneliness.
[08:09] ---
"Stop"
[08:12] ---
Hey, Sakamoto.
[08:22] ---
Hey, don't ignore us!
[08:24] ---
Don't think that you can get away.
[08:26] ---
Don't get cocky.
[08:27] ---
Tsk.
[08:29] ---
This is why I wanted to go home sooner.
[08:31] ---
Huh? We can't hear you!
[08:33] ---
What do you want?
[08:35] ---
I don't have time to waste on you guys.
[08:38] ---
Shut up! Don't talk back to your seniors!
[08:41] ---
You sure are a smart
aleck for a 5th grader!
[08:45] ---
You've been lying in wait for me every
day since I beat your scores in the test.
[08:50] ---
Don't you have anything better to do?
[08:52] ---
Or... are you guys lonely
because you have no friends?
[08:56] ---
Aren't you the one without any friends?!
[08:58] ---
Don't get cocky just
because you're a little smart.
[09:01] ---
We're in 6th grade! Talk to us politely!
[09:03] ---
Talk politely? You guys
are idiots, aren't you?
[09:06] ---
People talk politely to
show respect to others.
[09:09] ---
What makes you think
I should respect idiots like you?
[09:13] ---
Wha...
[09:13] ---
We're 6th graders!
[09:15] ---
Ha! You did worse than me even
though you've been studying a year longer.
[09:21] ---
And yet, you tell me to
respect you? Don't make me laugh.
[09:24] ---
You guys should be talking to me politely.
[09:27] ---
What'd you say?!
[09:29] ---
Oh? You sure you wanna do it?
[09:30] ---
If something happens to me,
the teachers will know immediately...
[09:34] ---
...since I'm "special"...
[09:38] ---
If you get it, get out of my way.
[09:40] ---
Don't ever let me see your faces again.
[09:42] ---
He seriously pisses me off.
[09:44] ---
We'll definitely teach him a lesson.
[09:46] ---
But what're we gonna do?
[09:47] ---
Humph. If we can't touch him,
let's mess up his locker or something.
[09:51] ---
Yeah, then no one will know it's us.
[09:53] ---
Okay then. Let's teach him some manners.
[09:57] ---
Yeah, let's do it.
[10:01] ---
I'm home!
[10:03] ---
Welcome home, Yuuji.
You're home late today.
[10:07] ---
I did some work as a class rep,
so I couldn't come home early.
[10:10] ---
Oh I see.
[10:12] ---
I just assumed that you
were hanging out with Shouko.
[10:16] ---
Why would I hang out
with her? That's stupid.
[10:19] ---
But you two are friends, right?
[10:21] ---
No, we aren't.
[10:22] ---
Oh, come on... She'll be incredibly
gorgeous when she grows up.
[10:27] ---
Then, it'll be too late to think like
[10:29] ---
"I never thought she'd turn out to
be so pretty, like Mom is," you know.
[10:33] ---
I won't. Besides, it's not
like you're pretty, Mom.
[10:36] ---
That's not nice.
[10:39] ---
I'll be late again tomorrow.
[10:41] ---
More work for your class tomorrow again?
[10:43] ---
No. I have a little something
I need to teach some 6th graders.
[10:47] ---
6th graders?
[10:48] ---
It's a long story.
[10:50] ---
I see.
[10:51] ---
By the way, Mom, I noticed you're
wearing an apron. Don't tell me...
[10:55] ---
I'm making your favorite, nikujaga, today.
[10:58] ---
I'm peeling sweet potatoes and...
[10:59] ---
Why are you putting
sweet potatoes in nikujaga?!
[11:02] ---
Regular potatoes get soft and fall apart,
so I'm using a kind that won't soften.
[11:06] ---
Forget the potatoes falling apart,
the very idea of nikujaga is falling apart!
[11:10] ---
Oh well... At least it seems edible today.
[11:13] ---
Oh, and, I forgot to buy meat,
[11:17] ---
so it'll be meatless nikujaga.
[11:18] ---
That's just steamed sweet potatoes!
[11:21] ---
"Library"
[11:24] ---
If they couldn't touch me, they'd
do something to my belongings...
[11:27] ---
I provoked them because
I rather anticipated it.
[11:31] ---
I can't wait...
[11:33] ---
I brought the things I don't
want them to touch here.
[11:37] ---
I was gonna kill time until
those 6th graders made their move.
[11:41] ---
Once they started doing stuff to
my belongings, I'd go get a teacher.
[11:45] ---
Now, maybe I'll read the
book I started the other day.
[11:49] ---
Around then, I believed that I was a
hero since I was better than the others.
[11:55] ---
Hm?
[11:56] ---
Come to think of it, Shouko
didn't follow me around today.
[12:02] ---
"Things that happened today"
[12:06] ---
"Chores: Kirishima"
[12:14] ---
Idiot Test.
[12:18] ---
Around that time, I was
always following Yuuji around.
[12:24] ---
Even though his attitude
towards me was cold,
[12:28] ---
he treated me equally
when no one else did, so...
[12:35] ---
I wonder if Yuuji is still around...
[12:39] ---
So I liked to be around Yuuji.
[12:47] ---
Dammit! They're not here, either.
[12:49] ---
He's so sneaky!
[12:52] ---
Could it be that someone
else has hidden his shoes?
[12:56] ---
That's possible. Other
people pick on him, too.
[13:00] ---
Oh well, then let's find something else.
[13:04] ---
"Sakamoto"
[13:07] ---
"Sakamoto"
[13:08] ---
Hey, what should we write?
[13:10] ---
How about, "I cheat on all my tests"?
[13:13] ---
That's good!
[13:14] ---
Uhm...
[13:16] ---
Uhm... th-those're...
[13:19] ---
What do you want?
[13:20] ---
Th-Those're Yuuji's...
[13:24] ---
P-Please don't mess with them.
[13:27] ---
Huh? This is none of
your business. Just beat it!
[13:31] ---
But Yuuji is my friend.
[13:36] ---
"If Yuuji hears this, he may not like it..."
[13:41] ---
So I thought, but...
[13:43] ---
It is my business!
[13:46] ---
So he had a friend?
[13:47] ---
On top of that, it's a girl!
[13:49] ---
Hey, let's just let her be and
take care of this stuff already.
[13:52] ---
Yeah.
[13:52] ---
Let's do it real good.
[13:53] ---
Stop it!
[13:54] ---
Wh-What?! Stay out of our way!
[13:57] ---
I thought "Yuuji might get taken
aback, and say I'm not his friend."
[14:02] ---
Don't!
[14:03] ---
Enough already!
[14:07] ---
Ah, you!
[14:08] ---
Move! You're in our way!
[14:10] ---
No!
[14:10] ---
Quit getting in our way!
[14:13] ---
Even still, I...
[14:15] ---
No!
[14:20] ---
Hey, are you okay?
[14:22] ---
Ah...
[14:24] ---
Ah! What're you gonna
do about my clothes?!
[14:28] ---
I'm so pissed!
[14:35] ---
Don't...
[14:36] ---
It's too late.
[14:43] ---
Now... I wonder if they fell into the trap.
[14:46] ---
--You jerk!
[14:46] ---
--All right! They're doing it.
[14:48] ---
What're you doing?!
[14:52] ---
Wh-What the hell? Why is Shouko...
[14:57] ---
Don't tell me Shouko...
[14:59] ---
It was so obvious why
Shouko was dragged into it.
[15:04] ---
I-I have to save her.
[15:05] ---
That's right... just like the
hero I've always wanted to be...
[15:09] ---
After all, those guys are foolish
idiots and I'm a smart, special person.
[15:14] ---
We're in different leagues.
I don't have to hesitate.
[15:17] ---
I'll be fine. Don't be scared.
[15:21] ---
Guys like them... are no big deal.
[15:24] ---
There are three of them.
It's obvious how it'll turn out.
[15:27] ---
That's right! I'll go get a teache--
[15:36] ---
What about Shouko?
[15:39] ---
If the teacher tells her
parents that she got picked on...
[15:44] ---
Shouko will be forced
to change schools...?
[15:47] ---
That has nothing to do
with me! What else can I do?!
[15:57] ---
"What can you do?!"
Don't you actually know what to do?
[16:02] ---
All I wanted was to make
them regret what they did.
[16:06] ---
Then pretend that you saw nothing.
[16:08] ---
Th-There's no way I can do that!
[16:10] ---
No matter what you choose,
you won't stay unharmed.
[16:13] ---
You'll be hurt in one
way or another for sure.
[16:16] ---
Even so, you've gotta
do what you've gotta do.
[16:19] ---
But they're 6th graders,
[16:21] ---
and there are three of them!
There's no way I can beat them!
[16:23] ---
Who's fault is it that this is happening?
[16:26] ---
But...
[16:27] ---
Well, I guess getting beat up is scary, huh?
[16:30] ---
Of course it is!
[16:31] ---
I thought you were a hero!
[16:33] ---
A hero wouldn't hesitate.
[16:36] ---
Even if he knew he was going to lose,
in order to save someone, he'd...
[16:39] ---
Shut up! That stuff happens
only in manga and anime!
[16:42] ---
But you've been looking down
on those guys all this time, right?
[16:46] ---
That's because their scores were--
[16:47] ---
It's tough to be smart, huh?
[16:50] ---
You're desperately making
excuses and trying to find a way out.
[16:54] ---
Then, are you saying
it's better to be an idiot?
[16:58] ---
Yeah...
[17:00] ---
An idiot who can jump in
without thinking might be
[17:03] ---
a lot cooler than you are right now.
[17:05] ---
Why...? Why is this happening?
[17:09] ---
Why do I have to be the one to suffer?!
[17:15] ---
I'm not at fault at all.
[17:17] ---
They're the ones at fault!
And Shouko too, for acting rashly! Right?!
[17:22] ---
And yet...
[17:24] ---
Why?!
[17:37] ---
That's right... Shouko should call for help.
[17:44] ---
That's right. Shouko
should say, "Somebody, help!"
[17:48] ---
Then, even if the teachers find
this out and she has to change schools,
[17:52] ---
it'll be her own responsibility, right?
It won't be my fault.
[17:56] ---
Yeah, that works.
[17:59] ---
Say it, Shouko. Say, "Help!"
[18:02] ---
Changing schools is better
than being picked on, right?
[18:05] ---
Say it. Say it already!
[18:08] ---
Call for help! Say it, Shouko!
[18:10] ---
Say, "Help!" Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it!
[18:15] ---
No! I don't want to change schools!
[18:23] ---
Why...?
[18:25] ---
Why...?
[18:31] ---
Y... Y-Y-Y-You jerks!
[18:34] ---
What the hell are you doing?!
[18:39] ---
Yuu... ji...
[18:41] ---
Th-There are some things
that no one should do!
[18:45] ---
Y-You guys are so low!
[18:46] ---
Sakamoto...
[18:47] ---
Tsk, so Sakamoto himself has shown up.
[18:49] ---
L-Let's go home, Shouko.
[18:51] ---
Hey!
[18:52] ---
Hold it, Sakamoto. Are you running away?
[18:58] ---
Yuuji...
[18:59] ---
You'd at least let Shouko go home, right?
[19:01] ---
But...
[19:02] ---
Just go!
[19:05] ---
I'll go get a--
[19:06] ---
You dummy! Just go on home already!
[19:08] ---
You'll be in my way if you stay!
[19:19] ---
Okay. I'll go on home.
[19:27] ---
On that day, I came to
realize how immature I was.
[19:32] ---
I felt miserable, pitiful,
and embarrassed about it.
[19:38] ---
After seeing Yuuji's trembling shoulders,
[19:41] ---
I was really frustrated with
myself for not being able to help him.
[19:45] ---
I created a reason for
Shouko to get the wrong idea.
[19:49] ---
It was my responsibility and a
mistake that I have to make up for.
[20:02] ---
No... That's not it, Yuuji.
[20:06] ---
That wasn't all.
[20:09] ---
I...
[20:19] ---
Welcome home, Yuuji.
[20:23] ---
Your school called. Did something happen?
[20:26] ---
No... Nothing happened.
[20:29] ---
There's no way nothing happened, right?
[20:32] ---
You fought until you ended up like that.
[20:34] ---
I slugged them because they ticked me off.
[20:36] ---
Yuuji, is that really all?
[20:39] ---
Stop pestering me!
[20:40] ---
I slugged them because they
ticked me off! That's all there is to it!
[20:46] ---
Because they ticked you off, huh?
[20:50] ---
Mrs. Sakamoto...
[20:54] ---
I'm sorry. Because Yuuji
protected me, he got...
[20:59] ---
Don't worry. You told me
the truth earlier, so...
[21:04] ---
But as it stands, he'll become the bad one.
[21:08] ---
The recommendation for
Shimozuki Junior High will also be...
[21:11] ---
That's okay, Shouko.
[21:13] ---
Yuuji isn't just smart.
[21:15] ---
He became a boy who can protect someone...
[21:19] ---
I'm very happy about it.
[21:26] ---
Say, Mrs. Sakamoto...
[21:28] ---
What is it, Shouko?
[21:30] ---
When I grow up...
[21:34] ---
...I'll marry Yuuji.
[21:36] ---
My, aren't you the hasty one!
[21:38] ---
I'll be sure to make him happy.
[21:41] ---
That's a line that Yuuji
should say to you, Shouko.
[21:47] ---
I made a mistake.
[21:49] ---
Then, I'll support you so that
he'll say that to you one day.
[21:54] ---
Really?
[21:55] ---
Yes, really... as long as you
don't turn sour on him, of course.
[22:02] ---
It'll be fine...
[22:05] ---
...because...
[22:10] ---
...I'm sure I'll like him forever.
[22:28] ---
Even now I can tell when it was
(My heart beats fast when I see her!)
[22:33] ---
It's not that I've forgotten, I remember
[22:38] ---
I acted tough and ignored her
(My heart beats fast when I see her!)
[22:43] ---
Don't look at me like that, I get the picture
[22:47] ---
Man, it's tough!
[22:53] ---
Today, I really have to go (no matter what)
[22:58] ---
I'm gonna lose this battle so I don't
want you to see (but I'm gonna win)
[23:03] ---
Good job, I say, with my thumbs up
[23:07] ---
I won't lose! I'm always pushing ahead!
[23:15] ---
(Hi-ho Let's go!!) Because I've got you
(Hi-ho Let's go!!) I can go
[23:20] ---
(Hi-ho Let's go!!) Because I've got you
(Hi-ho Let's go!!) I get fired up
[23:25] ---
Day after day, you're always supporting me
[23:30] ---
My feelings grow for you each year,
but I'm too stubborn to say it
[23:35] ---
Words that history will forget
but will remain in your heart...
[23:40] ---
Just please, let me say
those amazing words to you
[23:48] ---
Question 12.
[23:49] ---
What do you call the situation
[23:51] ---
where a mysterious group
acts as if they own the place?
[23:54] ---
Guys who are popular
with girls are our enemies!
[23:56] ---
I'm referring to you guys.
[23:58] ---
Next episode!
"Idiots, Clownery, and Requiem!"
[24:00] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:02] ---
"Please join us again next week!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
12 - Idiots, Clownery, and Requiem!
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[00:20] ---
Wh... Wh...
[00:23] ---
What the hell is this?!
[00:28] ---
Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
which one is wonderful?
[00:48] ---
My future starts spinning colorfully
[00:54] ---
How much should I tell him?
Should I pretend I didn't see?
[00:58] ---
I see, this vast world
grows based on my mood
[01:04] ---
I love you today, I really love you
[01:10] ---
I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
than the number of the stars in the sky
[01:15] ---
I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
but I had a dream of walking with you
[01:21] ---
I'm sorry... It's just,
I didn't know it was love
[01:26] ---
The answer is, you and mystery
plus me equals infinite jump!!
SIGN "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[01:55] ---
"Episode 12
Idiots, Clownery, and Requiem!"
[01:58] ---
A strange phenomenon
struck out of the blue.
[02:01] ---
"Hello"
[02:03] ---
That is some real fancy-pants
armor for Akihisa's Avatar.
[02:07] ---
His height is about life-size, too.
[02:10] ---
Wait, guys! There's something else
that should catch your attention, right?!
[02:13] ---
All right, all right already.
I got it, so put that other face away.
[02:17] ---
I can't even ask you to
do chores like this, huh?
[02:19] ---
Please be more concerned
about the real problem here!
[02:22] ---
Good morning!
[02:23] ---
Good morning.
[02:24] ---
Go... od morning, you two.
[02:28] ---
"Random hitting"
[02:32] ---
I'm sorry. I didn't
know what was going on.
[02:34] ---
No, I'm sorry for scaring you like that.
[02:37] ---
Th-That's right! It was
your fault for scaring us!
[02:41] ---
I wonder if everyone else's
Avatars have changed, too.
[02:44] ---
Shall we try and see?
[02:46] ---
Yep, yep.
[02:47] ---
Summon!
[02:59] ---
Th... This is...
[03:01] ---
Looks like they transform into monsters
that show their summoners' true nature.
[03:05] ---
I see... Then my Avatar was
affected by my chivalrous spirit...
[03:10] ---
Akihisa, don't turn
your eyes away from reality.
[03:13] ---
Or maybe it's that I'm so
manly that I look good in armor...
[03:15] ---
Or that I'm so strong that
I can swing a big sword...
[03:17] ---
It's probably just that no head means idiot.
[03:20] ---
You went and said it!
[03:21] ---
The plain truth that I was
turning my eyes away from!
[03:26] ---
The truth is cruel at times.
[03:30] ---
Yuuji's Avatar isn't much
different from Yuuji himself.
[03:33] ---
A doppelganger?
[03:34] ---
What're you guys saying?
This is the monster "Yuuji Sakamoto"!
[03:38] ---
With hideous looks and a nasty personality...
[03:40] ---
Aim for the Olympics!
[03:41] ---
Nadeshiko Japan!
[03:44] ---
You kicked it, Yuuji!
[03:45] ---
You kicked my Avatar's head
as if it was a soccer ball!
[03:50] ---
Don't be so upset, Akihisa.
They often say "My friend is a ball," right?
[03:54] ---
Shouldn't it be "The ball is my friend"?!
[04:04] ---
What the...
[04:05] ---
A werewolf...
[04:07] ---
B-But there isn't even a
full moon. Why did he transform?
[04:11] ---
Did he see something round?
[04:15] ---
So it really is a ball, huh?
[04:17] ---
Aren't you two summoning your Avatars?
[04:19] ---
I suppose... then...
[04:22] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar...
[04:26] ---
Summon!
[04:37] ---
Ahh! P-Please don't look!
[04:41] ---
At any rate, your true
nature is easy to figure out.
[04:44] ---
N-No! It's true that I'm fat,
[04:47] ---
but they're not so big that
they can be my calling card!
[04:50] ---
Stop it, Himeji. If you say more than
that, a certain someone will get hurt...
[04:53] ---
It hurts! My wrist is twisted! Ahhh!
[04:56] ---
--If there's something you
wanna say, I'll listen, Aki.
[04:56] ---
--Ahhhh! There's nothing!
[04:59] ---
Geez...
[05:01] ---
Mizuki, it's your fault for
having such a naughty figure.
[05:05] ---
That's so harsh, Minami.
[05:07] ---
For that matter, I don't
have to worry at all.
[05:10] ---
I bet a super cute one
will come out, so just watch.
[05:13] ---
Summon!
[05:32] ---
I can't laugh. If I laugh now, I'm a goner.
[05:35] ---
Say, Aki.
[05:36] ---
Wh-What is it, Minami?
[05:39] ---
I wonder what this Avatar
is trying to tell me, huh?
[05:43] ---
Y-Yeah, I wonder...
[05:48] ---
Dammit!
[05:49] ---
Now that it's come to this, I'll mention
a characteristic other than "totally flat."
[05:54] ---
Oh, that's right!
[05:55] ---
You and Nurikabe both
have the trait of being hard.
[05:59] ---
Whose what is hard, you said?!
[06:02] ---
It's hard!
[06:03] ---
The truth really is cruel.
[06:06] ---
Get away from my honey, you pig jerk!
[06:10] ---
M-Miharu...
[06:12] ---
You're a pig jerk! Receiving a hug
from my honey is a very serious crime!
[06:15] ---
--Go to hell!
[06:15] ---
--Ahhhhh! Ow, ow, ow, ow...
[06:18] ---
Pipe it down, you bastards!
[06:25] ---
You guys are...!
[06:30] ---
Who are you again?
[06:31] ---
Are you mocking us?!
[06:33] ---
We're Tsunemura and
Natsukawa from Year 3 Class A!
[06:35] ---
Oh, the Toko-Natsu Duo.
[06:37] ---
Toko-Natsu upperclassmen?
I feel like I've heard that somewhere.
[06:40] ---
Don't put our names together on your own!
[06:42] ---
During the school festival, this
Toko-Natsu Duo blah, blah, blah...
[06:48] ---
We can hear your racket all the way from
the Year 3 classroom and we can't study!
[06:53] ---
That's an outrageous false accusation.
[06:55] ---
What?!
[06:55] ---
We're on the third floor.
On top of that, this is Class F.
[06:58] ---
Year 3 Class A is in a different
building and on a different floor.
[07:01] ---
Indeed, it's hard to think that
our voices would reach there.
[07:04] ---
You were just probably wandering
about since you got bored of studying
[07:07] ---
when you heard Akihisa's stupid, silly voice.
[07:10] ---
Then you just started wanting
to take it out on us, right?
[07:12] ---
Didn't you just casually
lay the blame on me?
[07:14] ---
Shut up! The fact still remains
that you guys are an annoyance!
[07:19] ---
You guys all got suspended for
causing a peeking racket not long ago!
[07:23] ---
What're you gonna do if that causes
our academy's reputation to go down
[07:25] ---
and affects our college entrance exams?!
[07:27] ---
So he says, Yuuji. Why don't you apologize?
[07:29] ---
Now, Akihisa, hurry up and apologize.
[07:32] ---
We're talking about the two of you!
[07:34] ---
No way.
[07:35] ---
Stop messing around!
[07:36] ---
We're gonna put some backbone
into that foolish nature of yours!
[07:39] ---
Math, huh? Just what we want!
[07:42] ---
Summon!
[07:46] ---
"Math"
[07:47] ---
Go to hell!
[07:51] ---
"Idiot"
[07:53] ---
What?!
[07:54] ---
I'll be the first one to punish
the pig jerk! Please don't interfere!
[07:59] ---
If you're going to attack Yoshii,
[08:01] ---
I don't care if you're our upperclassmen!
[08:03] ---
I'll take up the fight!
[08:04] ---
Shimizu?! And, why Kubo?!
[08:06] ---
They look the same.
[08:08] ---
Lost gods... Monsters who
are lost on the humans' path
[08:11] ---
and try to get you to become one of them...
[08:13] ---
Perfect description.
[08:26] ---
Dammit!
[08:27] ---
Let's finish this now, shall we?
[08:31] ---
Stop right there!
[08:37] ---
--Principal?!
[08:37] ---
--Old hag?!
[08:41] ---
I want you to use your remaining scores
in the event that we're gonna start now.
[08:45] ---
Event?
[08:46] ---
Shouldn't you work to turn
our Avatars back to normal first?
[08:49] ---
As it stands, the entire school
will become a haunted house.
[08:52] ---
Oh? You've got a good intuition for an idiot.
[08:56] ---
Huh?
[08:56] ---
We're holding an inter-grade
courage contest using Avatars!
[09:00] ---
Inter-Grade Courage contest?!
[09:02] ---
You guys just screwed up
the system tune-up again, right?
[09:05] ---
Oh, this is good.
[09:06] ---
Maybe I'll have you guys manage the event.
[09:08] ---
Ack!
[09:09] ---
Well, Year 2 and Year 3, which
should play the ghosts and goblins?
[09:14] ---
Of course, we, the Year 3
students, will do the scaring.
[09:17] ---
We have to teach them a lesson, so...
[09:19] ---
Then, the Year 3 students
will be ghosts and goblins
[09:22] ---
and the Year 2 students will be
those to brave the haunted house.
[09:26] ---
Rules for the Inter-Grade Courage Contest.
[09:29] ---
Wooooo, badump, badump, badump...
[09:31] ---
Challengers will group up in
pairs and brave the haunted house.
[09:35] ---
When the challengers make
noises louder than a set sound volume
[09:39] ---
in the haunted house, they'll
become disqualified on the spot.
[09:43] ---
"Challenger"
[09:44] ---
Challengers will fight Avatar battles
with goblins at the four checkpoints.
[09:50] ---
If they win, they'll clear the checkpoint
and proceed to the next checkpoint.
[09:56] ---
If they clear all four
checkpoints, the challengers win.
[10:00] ---
On the contrary, if all the
challengers get defeated, the goblins win.
[10:06] ---
Humph! Just competing isn't fun.
[10:09] ---
Let's decide on the penalty
game for when you guys lose.
[10:12] ---
Hold on a sec! Don't add rules
on your own for an academy event!
[10:17] ---
What? But... that's the least...
[10:19] ---
Don't be so disappointed, upperclassmen!
[10:21] ---
Hm?
[10:21] ---
As long as you're at
one of the checkpoints,
[10:23] ---
you'll eventually be able to
fight us individually... Right?
[10:28] ---
Interesting!
[10:29] ---
We'll beat you up with
everything we've got!
[10:34] ---
What...? Me?
[10:42] ---
Idiot Test!
[10:48] ---
So, we enter the haunted house
in pairs. This is a rare occasion,
[10:52] ---
so I'm thinking of having guys
and girls pair up as much as possible.
[10:56] ---
But if the girl screams,
the guy will be disqualified, too.
[10:59] ---
That shouldn't be a problem. In this
kind of event, this is more exciting.
[11:03] ---
So, decide on pairs on your own.
[11:07] ---
So... what's this really about?
[11:09] ---
Since Shouko threatened me, I thought
I'd involve everyone to spread the pain.
[11:15] ---
If you don't pair up with me...
we'll get married immediately.
[11:22] ---
What's the matter Mizuki?
[11:24] ---
Well... uhm...
[11:26] ---
Himeji?
[11:27] ---
I've always hated ghosts and stuff...
[11:30] ---
So I might scream before anyone
and cause you guys problems.
[11:39] ---
Himeji, if you're so scared,
you don't have to push too hard.
[11:42] ---
Th-That's right. Y-You don't have to push.
[11:46] ---
Everyone has...
something they don't like... so...
[11:50] ---
We'll try hard so that you don't
have to go into the haunted house, okay?
[11:58] ---
Okay.
[11:59] ---
How dare you, Akihisa Yoshii!
[12:01] ---
I'll make sure to banish you to hell!
[12:04] ---
Shimizu...
[12:05] ---
Whoa!
[12:06] ---
Wh-What?
[12:07] ---
Would you like to... join hands with me?
[12:12] ---
Let me hear what you have to say.
[12:15] ---
And thus, the Inter-Grade
Courage Contest began.
[12:24] ---
This is quite elaborate.
[12:26] ---
Th-These are just fake, right?
[12:30] ---
I bet they'll try to scare
us with some pretty lame...
[12:34] ---
Ahhhhh!
[12:37] ---
Ahhhhh!
[12:42] ---
Disqualified.
[12:44] ---
Ahhhhh!
[12:46] ---
Ahhhhh!
[12:48] ---
Ahhhhh!
[12:50] ---
Ahhhhh!
[12:54] ---
The Year 3 students are quite serious.
[12:56] ---
They might be tougher than I thought.
[12:59] ---
Dammit...
[13:00] ---
Why do I have to pair up with a guy?
[13:02] ---
It's your own fault that you
aren't popular among girls.
[13:04] ---
What'd you say?
[13:06] ---
You, too, asked out over 20 girls
and got rejected by all of them.
[13:09] ---
That's not true. It's not that they
rejected me. It was all just bad timing.
[13:13] ---
I had bad timing too, that's all. It's never
the case that I'm unpopular among girls.
[13:16] ---
It's not that I'm not popular, either!
[13:18] ---
Me, neither!
[13:18] ---
Me, neither!
[13:19] ---
No, me, neither! Me, neither! Me, neither!
[13:23] ---
Disqualified.
[13:24] ---
This is good, Natsukawa.
You'll walk all over them like this.
[13:28] ---
I see...
[13:30] ---
Well, I'm gonna go give
them even more to be scared of.
[13:42] ---
Ah...
[13:43] ---
M-Mikami!
[13:46] ---
Are you okay?
[13:49] ---
Thank... you.
[13:51] ---
--Tsk!
[13:53] ---
--Tsk...! Tsk...! Tsk...!
[13:55] ---
Hey, didn't something strange
appear on the screen just now?
[13:59] ---
What? Something strange?
[14:07] ---
Tsk!
[14:10] ---
It's okay. I'll protect you.
[14:14] ---
Tsk!
[14:20] ---
To think that they'd use
an obvious trick like this...
[14:24] ---
Ahhhhh!
[14:27] ---
Ahhhhh!
[14:30] ---
H-How dare he...! That damn bastard!
[14:32] ---
Dirty! Their way of doing things is
dirty, and so is that face on the screen!
[14:37] ---
That's scarier than ghosts!
[14:39] ---
I may not be able to sleep tonight.
[14:41] ---
Ahhhhh!
[14:43] ---
Someone, help!
[14:44] ---
"Disqualified"
[14:45] ---
"Disqualified"
[14:45] ---
"Disqualified"
[14:49] ---
The first strike units...
have been annihilated.
[14:51] ---
Dammit... Everyone!
[14:52] ---
What're we gonna do?! There's no
way to defeat such a frightening enemy.
[14:57] ---
Leave it to me.
[14:59] ---
Muttsulini!
[15:01] ---
I'll come with you, Muttsulini.
[15:05] ---
I'm gonna teach that
baldie what true terror is.
[15:16] ---
More victims are here.
[15:20] ---
Here I come.
[15:22] ---
Yahoo!
[15:34] ---
"Yeah!"
[15:40] ---
How dare you show
me something like that!
[15:43] ---
There, there, upperclassman. Smile!
[15:47] ---
We'll upload these pictures to the net.
[15:51] ---
Hell no! Just you wait and see!
[15:56] ---
Bye-bye!
[15:58] ---
"Checkpoint 2"
[16:01] ---
You're finally here, huh?
[16:05] ---
Let's get started already!
[16:07] ---
Summon!
[16:08] ---
"Health and Physical Education"
[16:12] ---
Muttsulini, their Avatars look strong.
[16:16] ---
They do, but...
[16:19] ---
Summon!
[16:24] ---
Summon!
[16:30] ---
"Smack!"
[16:30] ---
"Smack!"
[16:32] ---
They're no match for us.
[16:35] ---
"Health and Physical Education"
[16:36] ---
"Challengers Aiko & Muttsulini Passed"
[16:37] ---
Whoa!
[16:40] ---
All right!
[16:41] ---
They're both amazing!
[16:43] ---
What just happened, Yuuji?
[16:45] ---
I didn't get a clear look,
[16:47] ---
but the faceless one
became naked in a heartbeat,
[16:51] ---
beat up her opponents,
and put her clothes back on.
[16:53] ---
Why did she have to
take off her clothes?
[16:55] ---
Within that moment, Muttsulini
bled, stopped the bleeding and
[16:58] ---
completed the blood transfusion.
[17:00] ---
That's our Muttsulini!
[17:01] ---
At this rate, can't those
two clear all the checkpoints?
[17:04] ---
Well, the Year 3 guys will
probably step up their game as well.
[17:08] ---
The next checkpoint is
coming up soon, isn't it?
[17:11] ---
Yeah.
[17:12] ---
Hm?
[17:13] ---
What's the matter?
[17:17] ---
Welcome.
[17:20] ---
I'm Aoi Kogure, a tea ceremony
club member from Year 3 Class A.
[17:28] ---
Are you okay, Muttsulini?
[17:31] ---
This is nothing.
[17:33] ---
How cute... But I'm
wearing another uniform, too.
[17:39] ---
Another uniform?!
[17:41] ---
To tell you the truth...
[17:44] ---
...I also belong to...
[17:48] ---
...the rhythmic gymnastics club, too.
[17:55] ---
Muttsulini!
[17:58] ---
The... bleeding...
The bleeding isn't stopping!
[18:01] ---
We're coming to save you, Tsuchiya!
[18:04] ---
Rhythmic gymnastics! Rhythmic
gymnastics! Rhythmic gymnastics!
[18:08] ---
This is terrible, Yuuji! We'd better
take a camera and hurry there too!
[18:13] ---
Sorry, Akihisa... I'm not
quite sure what happened.
[18:17] ---
That's too much excitement for Yuuji.
[18:19] ---
--But I got the gist of the situation.
[18:20] ---
--What a feast to the eyes!
[18:22] ---
I've got a plan, too!
[18:26] ---
Oh man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff.
[18:31] ---
Oh?
[18:32] ---
A pair of girls?
[18:35] ---
It's true that using her feminine
charms won't work on those two.
[18:38] ---
Yeah, on top of that, the
older sister is a Class A student.
[18:42] ---
I don't like the rough stuff.
[18:45] ---
Well then... I'll leave the rest to you.
[18:48] ---
Got it. Summon!
[18:50] ---
"Chemistry"
[18:55] ---
Setting aside how it looks...
that score wouldn't be...
[18:58] ---
Summon!
[18:59] ---
Summon!
[19:05] ---
Why are you a cat-girl
and I'm just a plain old cat?!
[19:08] ---
You're always playing coy, so...
[19:11] ---
What... did you say?
[19:14] ---
I found an opening!
[19:21] ---
Sis!
[19:22] ---
I'm not so weak that you
need to worry about me.
[19:29] ---
Besides...
[19:31] ---
"Meow, meow, meow"
[19:32] ---
"Chemistry"
[19:33] ---
I hate bugs!
[19:39] ---
A piece of cake. Let's go.
[19:41] ---
Got it.
[19:42] ---
Wait... Hideyoshi Kinoshita...
[19:48] ---
I wonder what he wants.
[19:50] ---
Hideyoshi Kinoshita,
I was waiting for you to come.
[19:53] ---
I don't know what's going on,
but ask him to make it quick, Hideyoshi.
[19:57] ---
I'll just get straight to the point.
[19:59] ---
What on earth is this about?
[20:01] ---
Hideyoshi Kinoshita...
[20:04] ---
I...
[20:09] ---
I'm, well...
[20:11] ---
I'm in love with you!
[20:22] ---
That day...
[20:26] ---
...for the first time in my life...
[20:28] ---
...I heard Hideyoshi scream.
[20:35] ---
Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!
[20:51] ---
I'm not making progress.
Someone's interfering... No, no!
[20:57] ---
The issue is, I don't have
enough common multiples
[21:02] ---
Okay, I basically get it.
What is the truth... Baby?
[21:07] ---
If you see this, draw a
diagram and explain it, Baby!
[21:13] ---
No word or number can describe you
[21:18] ---
My heart is being shocked by
the magnetic force between S and N
[21:26] ---
(S! S! Super! Sticking together,
Number! I say No.1 boy!)
[21:31] ---
Congratulations! From here on
out you're My, ma-my "treasure"
[21:36] ---
You're special to me,
no matter what happens
[21:40] ---
I'll hold you ever so
tight and never let you go
[21:42] ---
I want to be in love, in a
dream you can forget about limits
[21:47] ---
It's special, right? After all,
we came to know each other
[21:51] ---
Forgive me for being like this
[21:53] ---
Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!
[22:02] ---
Everyone's song!
[22:04] ---
"Sun and Sunflower."
[22:07] ---
Whenever I notice, my
eyes are always following you.
[22:13] ---
--I will bloom into a big flower.
[22:14] ---
--Come to think of it, I'm
always seeking your smile.
[22:16] ---
--I don't know the words
to describe my feelings,
[22:20] ---
but I still want to tell you.
[22:23] ---
I love you, Kinoshita.
[22:25] ---
I'm seriously...
[22:27] ---
...madly in love with you.
[22:30] ---
I-I'm sorry...
[22:33] ---
To think that I screamed
shamefully like that...
[22:36] ---
Don't worry about it, Hideyoshi.
[22:37] ---
That's right, Hideyoshi.
[22:39] ---
It's rather impossible not to
scream under that circumstance.
[22:42] ---
"Everyone's song"
[22:43] ---
I never thought... that he'd start
reading a poem he himself wrote!
[22:48] ---
"Quite a creepy job!"
[22:50] ---
I fell unconscious, too.
[22:52] ---
Yep, yep.
[22:54] ---
At any rate, we have to take action soon.
[23:01] ---
Hey! Are you watching, you losers?!
[23:03] ---
Ahhhhh!
[23:06] ---
Those bastards...
[23:07] ---
If you're feeling frustrated,
why don't you hurry up and get here?
[23:10] ---
Hey, Tsunemura, you say something, too!
[23:15] ---
Kinoshita! I...
[23:25] ---
Hey, Yoshii! Sakamoto!
You're listening, right?!
[23:29] ---
How long are you gonna
make us wait?! Get here already!
[23:32] ---
Come here so we can have lots of fun!
[23:38] ---
Darn poet!
[23:40] ---
Those bastards! Fine by me!
[23:48] ---
Question 13.
[23:49] ---
Calm yourself down to
check your answers so far,
[23:52] ---
and indicate how satisfied
you are with your answers.
[23:54] ---
I wrote my name correctly for sure!
[23:56] ---
It's harder to make a
mistake than write it correctly.
[23:58] ---
Next episode!
"BAKA and TEST – Summon The Beasts!"
[24:00] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:02] ---
"Please join us again next week!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
13 - BAKA and TEST - Summon The Beasts!
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[00:13] ---
"Review"
[00:16] ---
Akihisa and the gang found themselves
[00:19] ---
suddenly
participating in an inter-grade courage contest.
[00:21] ---
Due to the adept strategy
of the Year 3 students,
[00:23] ---
led by the Toko-Natsu Duo, the gang
found themselves in a bitter struggle.
[00:28] ---
Spin, spin, spin, spin, wham!
[00:30] ---
Ahhh, please stop, my lord! Boom!
[00:37] ---
What're we gonna do Yuuji?
[00:38] ---
Many of our forces have already
been brought down by Year 3.
[00:40] ---
Don't worry. We've got a secret weapon.
[00:44] ---
Se...
[00:45] ---
...cr...
[00:45] ---
...et...
[00:46] ---
...weapon?
[00:51] ---
Hi!! Question: Alone or together,
which one is wonderful?
[01:11] ---
My future starts spinning colorfully
[01:17] ---
How much should I tell him?
Should I pretend I didn't see?
[01:21] ---
I see, this vast world
grows based on my mood
[01:27] ---
I love you today, I really love you
[01:33] ---
I'm so stupid... My stupidity is greater
than the number of the stars in the sky
[01:38] ---
I couldn't admit my feelings for you,
but I had a dream of walking with you
[01:44] ---
I'm sorry... It's just,
I didn't know it was love
[01:49] ---
The answer is, you and mystery
plus me equals infinite jump!!
SIGN "BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts 2-"
[02:18] ---
So...
[02:20] ---
So... he meant us, huh?
[02:22] ---
Wh-What? This isn't scary at al--
[02:28] ---
A-Are you okay, Minami?
[02:30] ---
I-It's not like that. It's just that I'm
not used to seeing Japanese goblins.
[02:33] ---
If they were German goblins, then...
[02:37] ---
Ahhhhhhhh!
[02:42] ---
I-I can't breathe... M-Minami...
[02:44] ---
Ahh, I really can't take it anymore.
[02:47] ---
Let's go back, Aki.
[02:50] ---
Wh-What is this? She isn't her usual self.
[02:54] ---
Why is my heart going pitter-patter?
[02:58] ---
This is quite a physical trick.
[03:00] ---
I will eliminate the pig
jerk who seduces my honey.
[03:04] ---
Run, Minami!
[03:05] ---
What? Ah...
[03:06] ---
I'm not gonna let you get away, Honey.
[03:09] ---
I'm going to part you and the
pig jerk no matter what it takes.
[03:14] ---
Shimizu... Right now, you look
more goblin-like than an actual goblin.
[03:25] ---
I'm sure they came this way.
[03:27] ---
I guess we have no choice.
Let's go check someplace else, Shimizu.
[03:30] ---
Honey...!
[03:36] ---
Looks like we're safe now.
[03:37] ---
A-Are you sure they're really gone?
[03:40] ---
It's about time you get used
to Japanese ghosts and goblins.
[03:43] ---
Fine. I'll go live in Germany then.
[03:46] ---
But it'll be lonely.
[03:48] ---
Not at all. I have friends in Germany, too.
[03:52] ---
Well, that's not what I meant.
[03:55] ---
What?
[03:56] ---
It's us who'll be lonely if you're gone.
[03:59] ---
What?
[04:01] ---
Ah... Wh-What? You're just
trying to get on my good side.
[04:04] ---
It's true. Since we're always together,
[04:06] ---
I can't imagine us suddenly being separated.
[04:09] ---
"Always together"?
[04:11] ---
What's the matter, Minami?
[04:13] ---
Then... what if I say
I'll always be by your side?
[04:17] ---
What? Where I sit in the
classroom is drafty so it's always cold.
[04:21] ---
That's not it! What I wanna ask you is...
[04:23] ---
What you wanna ask me is...?
[04:25] ---
I mean... I... I... I... I...!
[04:31] ---
Whoa!
[04:32] ---
Minami? What on earth--
[04:34] ---
Ah...
[04:35] ---
I'm back.
[04:37] ---
Welcome back, Akihisa. Where's Minami?
[04:40] ---
I put her in bed in the nurse's office.
Looked like she tried too hard.
[04:44] ---
Well done, Akihisa. Our plan was a success.
[04:47] ---
Huh?
[04:47] ---
"Checkpoint"
[05:00] ---
Bring my honey to me.
[05:05] ---
Ahhhh!
[05:07] ---
Monster...
[05:09] ---
Could the "secret weapon" you said be...
[05:12] ---
You got that right.
[05:14] ---
Huh? I do understand why
Shimizu is looking for Minami,
[05:17] ---
but why on earth is Kubo...
[05:20] ---
Ah! Could it be that Kubo likes Shimizu?!
[05:23] ---
Akihisa... you're so cruel.
[05:25] ---
--Huh?
[05:26] ---
--Kubo is gonna cry.
[05:27] ---
--What?
[05:27] ---
--You're too harsh.
[05:28] ---
Whaaaat?!
[05:30] ---
You sure did keep us waiting!
[05:35] ---
We let our guard down this morning,
[05:37] ---
but we'll now thoroughly show you
the real power of the Year 3 stude--
[05:39] ---
Excuse me, but did
Yoshii and Shimada come here?
[05:45] ---
You bastard! Let me finish what I'm saying!
[05:47] ---
How dare you mock us!
[05:49] ---
We'll teach you how to behave
towards your upperclassmen!
[05:51] ---
Summon!
[05:52] ---
I guess we have no choice... Summon!
[05:54] ---
Summon!
[05:59] ---
What?!
[06:00] ---
They've got over 400 points?!
[06:02] ---
I can't believe it!
[06:03] ---
That's science students for you!
[06:13] ---
Dammit! Stop running around
so restlessly! Enough already!
[06:21] ---
You're next.
[06:23] ---
Take this!
[06:26] ---
"The Toko-Natsu Duo win"
[06:28] ---
To think that Kubo lost the battle...
[06:31] ---
It's about time... for us to go.
[06:34] ---
That's right. You two haven't gone yet.
[06:37] ---
It may not be a problem for Shouko,
but my physics score is 150 at most.
[06:42] ---
It'll be a very tough battle.
[06:44] ---
If only we had one more pair left...
[06:47] ---
There is one more pair left...
[06:50] ---
...right here...
[06:52] ---
Huh? Me?!
[06:53] ---
It's true that I'm not
disqualified since I came back,
[06:57] ---
but Minami is...
[06:59] ---
Oh, that's right! Akihisa,
we've got one more person...
[07:03] ---
...someone who's here
and hasn't been disqualified.
[07:05] ---
One more person?
[07:06] ---
Uhm...
[07:08] ---
Are you guys talking about me?
[07:10] ---
But she has trouble with ghosts and goblins.
[07:13] ---
We shouldn't push her to...
[07:14] ---
I'll participate!
[07:16] ---
What?
[07:17] ---
Watching Minami,
I thought I should try hard, too.
[07:22] ---
I'll enter the haunted house with Akihisa!
[07:28] ---
P-Please walk slowly, okay?
[07:30] ---
Y-Yeah.
[07:31] ---
I'm not scared. I'm not scared
at all since I'm with Akihisa.
[07:35] ---
I'm not scared at all.
Not even a bit! Not a chance!
[07:38] ---
Well... Himeji...
[07:41] ---
Y-Yes.
[07:42] ---
Thanks for participating.
[07:47] ---
Well, I'm the one who's
always depending on you.
[07:51] ---
No, not really. I'm even happy
about you depending on me.
[07:57] ---
You're cute and smart...
On top of that, you're kindhearted.
[08:02] ---
It's like I'm protecting a princess.
[08:05] ---
Well, the problem is, the one who's
with you is someone like me who is...
[08:10] ---
Himeji?
[08:12] ---
I'm not a princess.
[08:15] ---
What?
[08:16] ---
I'm clumsy and am a jealous person.
[08:18] ---
I faint at critical times.
I'm full of shortcomings.
[08:22] ---
That's not true.
[08:23] ---
It is true!
[08:25] ---
You don't realize it at all.
[08:28] ---
What?
[08:29] ---
You don't notice my shortcomings...
[08:31] ---
Isn't it because you
avoid getting close to me?
[08:35] ---
Avoid getting close to you...
[08:38] ---
You hold back around me
out of consideration for me.
[08:41] ---
Your eyes see me,
[08:44] ---
but do you actually see the real me?
[08:47] ---
Akihisa, do you...
[09:02] ---
Himeji...?
[09:10] ---
Idiot Test!
[09:15] ---
Himeji!
[09:18] ---
Hm? I don't remember
a wall being around here.
[09:21] ---
Ow! Ow!
[09:23] ---
Ow!
[09:26] ---
Oh, good.
[09:28] ---
Are you...
[09:30] ---
...ugly?
[09:31] ---
Can it, and let go of my hand.
[09:33] ---
Huh? Yuuji...!
[09:34] ---
Hm? Where is Himeji?
[09:36] ---
Huh?! Hey... where am I?
[09:40] ---
Himeji has probably joined Shouko by now.
[09:43] ---
What? Don't tell me...
[09:46] ---
Yeah, it's the Toko-Natsu Duo's scheme.
[09:48] ---
Both Shouko and
I don't scream so easily, so...
[09:52] ---
That's true.
[09:53] ---
So they turned off the lights
and separated us in the dark,
[09:56] ---
and switched our partners.
[09:59] ---
I see.
[10:00] ---
Well, Shouko and Himeji are
the strongest pair without doubt.
[10:04] ---
So it works out okay.
[10:06] ---
So... what're your true feelings?
[10:07] ---
When I'm in the haunted house
alone with Shouko, for some reason,
[10:10] ---
the terror I felt when Shouko attacked
me with a spike rod comes flowing back.
[10:13] ---
Ah... I see Kirishima over that corner.
[10:17] ---
Akihisa barrier!
[10:18] ---
Now I know your true feelings really well.
[10:21] ---
Mizuki, are you okay?
[10:22] ---
Y-Yes... somehow...
[10:24] ---
Hm? This voice is...
[10:29] ---
Hi...
[10:32] ---
Himeji!
[10:34] ---
"Himeji...."
[10:36] ---
I can't hear anything. I can't
hear anyone whispering at all!
[10:40] ---
--Stop it. It's having the opposite effect!
[10:41] ---
--Himeji...
[10:42] ---
--If we carelessly approach them and
she screams, they'll be disqualified.
[10:45] ---
Right. Let's keep a
distance from them for now.
[10:49] ---
Tiptoe, tiptoe, tiptoe...
[10:53] ---
Hm?
[11:01] ---
Mizuki... It's not scary. It's not scary.
[11:05] ---
Hm?
[11:06] ---
I'm gonna curse you!
[11:13] ---
I-I'm okay. I'm not scared.
I'm not scared!
[11:16] ---
Mizuki... Good girl. Good girl.
[11:18] ---
Himeji...
[11:19] ---
Well, you might be worried, but she's
probably trying her best in her own way.
[11:23] ---
Her best in her own way?
[11:25] ---
In order to become our close
friend who can be of help to us.
[11:30] ---
Yuuji, could what she said earlier...
[11:33] ---
She often grumbled about
always being helped by everyone.
[11:39] ---
Himeji...
[11:46] ---
It's okay. Mizuki, it's not scary.
[11:50] ---
Y-Yes. I'm not scared.
I'm not scared. I'll do my best.
[11:55] ---
Hang in there... Hang in there, Himeji!
[11:58] ---
"Last Checkpoint"
[12:00] ---
Is this place...
[12:01] ---
Ack! I thought you would've
gotten disqualified by now.
[12:04] ---
We've got a couple unexpected
interlopers. And here we thought
[12:07] ---
we'd get to trash those
scumbags Yoshii and Sakamoto first.
[12:11] ---
I bet they hightailed it out of here, right?
[12:13] ---
Well, they are scumbags, after all.
[12:14] ---
Yuuji and Yoshii aren't scumbags.
[12:16] ---
Huh?
[12:17] ---
They're not scumbags.
[12:22] ---
"They're not scumbags," you say?
[12:24] ---
They're always causing trouble.
Their grades are bad.
[12:28] ---
If they aren't scumbags,
what should we call them then?
[12:31] ---
How about this? Instead of
scumbags, it's now society's trash.
[12:34] ---
No. That's being really rude to trash.
[12:40] ---
Seriously, trash should
stay buried in a dumpsite!
[12:43] ---
That's right. Stupid, trashy,
hopeless scumbags like them should be--
[12:48] ---
Why do you say such terrible things?!
[12:52] ---
It's true that Akihisa and
Sakamoto's grades may not be good.
[12:57] ---
They may have caused much trouble.
[13:00] ---
But why is that alone a reason
for you to say such terrible things?
[13:03] ---
You don't know them!
[13:05] ---
You don't know how kind they are!
[13:08] ---
Huh? Isn't it really just that you
don't know how stupid they are?
[13:13] ---
Why is it that you judge
people based only on their grades?!
[13:17] ---
There are many things that
you can't measure with scores!
[13:21] ---
Stop shouting! Who cares
about dregs like them?!
[13:25] ---
They are neither scumbags nor dregs!
[13:32] ---
Seriously, just shut up!
You're disqualified. Beat it already!
[13:36] ---
You don't have to tell us. Let's go, Mizuki.
[13:44] ---
So she said, Yuuji. Apparently we're kind.
[13:48] ---
That's news to me.
[13:50] ---
Though I'm not at your level,
I thought I was a fine scumbag.
[13:55] ---
Me, too. Though I'm not at your level,
I sort of knew that I was hopeless.
[13:59] ---
Seriously, what a waste for Himeji
and Shouko to get disqualified like that.
[14:03] ---
All her effort went down the drain.
[14:05] ---
Yeah. This is just a game.
She didn't have to take it so seriously.
[14:09] ---
Well then, shall we go, Akihisa?
[14:11] ---
Yeah, Yuuji.
[14:14] ---
Now we're gonna get
serious, you damn bastards!
[14:18] ---
Just how long are they
going to make us wait?
[14:20] ---
Well, it is true that there's no way they'd
show up if they saw our scores, though.
[14:24] ---
Hey, upperclassmen!
[14:26] ---
What took you so long?
[14:27] ---
Let's get started already! Summon!
[14:29] ---
Before that, let's decide
on the penalty game.
[14:32] ---
Penalty game?
[14:33] ---
You guys had better not
be trying to pull something!
[14:36] ---
Don't be so alarmed. It was you guys
who mentioned the penalty game first.
[14:40] ---
Humph. What kind of penalty?
[14:42] ---
How about, the losers will do
whatever the winners tell them to.
[14:46] ---
Ha! Fine by us.
[14:47] ---
Let's start already!
[14:49] ---
Summon!
[14:56] ---
What kind of scores are those?
[14:57] ---
They're no match for our scores.
[15:00] ---
Just keep running your
mouth. Let's go, Akihisa.
[15:02] ---
Okay, Yuuji.
[15:04] ---
Dash!
[15:05] ---
What?! They ran away!
[15:07] ---
We're gonna go after them, Natsukawa!
[15:08] ---
Stop!
[15:12] ---
Where did they go?
[15:13] ---
Tsunemura! That way!
[15:16] ---
Dammit! What a hassle!
[15:18] ---
Don't tell me you're tired already!
[15:20] ---
The hallway over that way!
[15:24] ---
Where are they?!
[15:25] ---
Hello there! I'm here, upperclassmen!
[15:27] ---
How dare he make a fool of us!
[15:28] ---
Oh? You guys are slower than I thought.
[15:30] ---
Hey, that's rude.
[15:32] ---
I never expected them to be this slow.
[15:34] ---
There's no way that's all they've
got, is there? Right, upperclassmen?
[15:39] ---
Yoshii! Sakamoto! Come out!
[15:41] ---
Why don't you use those proud
brains of yours and find us already?
[15:44] ---
I'm getting tired of hiding.
[15:46] ---
You guys still can't find us yet?
[15:49] ---
We can see right through...
[15:51] ---
...what you guys are pulling!
[15:54] ---
They disappeared!
[15:55] ---
Did we go out of the physics field?!
[16:00] ---
Sorry, guys.
[16:02] ---
This is a decoy.
[16:03] ---
We're the ones seeing through it.
[16:05] ---
When did they...
[16:06] ---
Mr. Hasegawa!
Please give us approval to summon!
[16:07] ---
--What?!
[16:08] ---
--I approve!
[16:11] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar! Summon!
[16:13] ---
We're in the math field now.
[16:16] ---
You guys can't fight with your
favorite subject, physics, any longer!
[16:19] ---
What a dirty trick!
[16:20] ---
There's no rule against
switching the subject at checkpoints.
[16:25] ---
Or, are you afraid of fighting
[16:26] ---
with subjects other than
physics, upperclassmen?
[16:29] ---
You fools! We're good at science and math!
[16:32] ---
There's no way we'll lose
against you with math, is there?!
[16:35] ---
Summon!
[16:39] ---
What?!
[16:40] ---
That's right!
[16:41] ---
That glasses guy and the rolled pigtails
bitch hurt our scores this morning!
[16:43] ---
So you took that into account and...
[16:45] ---
Dammit!
[16:48] ---
Stop messing around!
[16:54] ---
It's too late to struggle.
[16:57] ---
What?!
[17:00] ---
Idiots are interesting,
don't you think, upperclassmen?
[17:02] ---
When they become frantic about something,
[17:04] ---
they exhibit an incredible
ability to concentrate.
[17:07] ---
There are those who're called
karate maniacs or judo maniacs, but it's
[17:10] ---
a compliment that means "people
who focus their attention on something."
[17:14] ---
How annoying! Shut the hell up!
[17:17] ---
In other words...
[17:21] ---
His head...!
[17:26] ---
it means that this
idiot's switch got turned on.
[17:30] ---
Why...
[17:31] ---
...did we...
[17:32] ---
...lose against these idiots?
[17:34] ---
We won. You remember
the promise, don't you?
[17:38] ---
Ha! What're you gonna make us do?
[17:40] ---
It's obvious.
[17:46] ---
Himeji...
[17:47] ---
Yoshii...
[17:49] ---
Kirishima...
[17:50] ---
Mizuki is on the rooftop.
[17:52] ---
What?
[17:53] ---
Hurry up and go.
[17:55] ---
Thanks, Kirishima!
[18:00] ---
That's quite considerate of you.
[18:02] ---
Not really.
[18:03] ---
I like people who try hard even
if they're scared, that's all.
[18:19] ---
I really like people like that.
[18:22] ---
I'm neither scared of anything
nor do I have the will to try hard.
[18:29] ---
If you say so...
[18:41] ---
Akihisa...
[18:43] ---
Everyone's saying we should
go have some crêpes to celebrate.
[18:46] ---
Just earlier... those upperclassmen
came here and apologized to me.
[18:52] ---
That's thanks to you, right, Akihisa?
[18:57] ---
I'm sorry for always causing trouble.
[19:01] ---
That's not true.
[19:04] ---
It's true that you're not a princess.
[19:07] ---
What?
[19:08] ---
No princess would be strong enough
[19:11] ---
to make a sharp retort
towards upperclassmen.
[19:12] ---
Ah... That's... uhm...
[19:15] ---
Thank you. It made me really happy.
[19:17] ---
Thanks to you, Yuuji and I were
able to get serious and try hard.
[19:20] ---
Th-Thank you very much for saying that.
[19:29] ---
Shall we go now?
I think they're waiting for us.
[19:31] ---
U-Uhm, there's one thing I want to ask you.
[19:34] ---
Something you want to ask?
[19:35] ---
Yes...
[19:37] ---
Uhm... When will you
start calling me "Mizuki"?
[19:43] ---
Whaaaat?!
[19:45] ---
You call Minami by her first name,
[19:48] ---
but you still haven't called
me by my first name all this time.
[19:51] ---
W-Well, there's a complicated
reason that's hard to explain!
[19:55] ---
What's that reason?
[19:56] ---
Uhm... Well...
[19:59] ---
We went to the same elementary school, right?
[20:01] ---
Yes.
[20:02] ---
So when I tried calling
you by your first name,
[20:06] ---
I said "Mizuki-chan" out of habit,
and that was embarrassing, so...
[20:09] ---
You're lying!
[20:10] ---
You've never called me by my first
name since we started high school!
[20:15] ---
That's...
[20:17] ---
Uhm, you won't laugh?
[20:19] ---
I won't laugh!
[20:20] ---
Never?
[20:21] ---
Never!
[20:22] ---
Hmm... To tell you the truth...
[20:24] ---
Yes?
[20:25] ---
Well, at home I was...
[20:27] ---
Yes?
[20:28] ---
Uhm... I was practicing
calling you by your first name.
[20:32] ---
Yes...
[20:33] ---
Huh?
[20:34] ---
Ahh! Nothing! Nothing!
You didn't hear anything!
[20:43] ---
Then, I'll tell you a secret.
[20:46] ---
--Huh?
[20:47] ---
--To tell you the truth...
[20:49] ---
...my first love is still going.
[21:00] ---
Now, let's hurry up and go, Akihisa!
[21:06] ---
W-Wait, Himeji! Wh-What did you just...
[21:10] ---
Hey, Aki! Why'd you
disappear without telling me?!
[21:13] ---
Minami?!
[21:14] ---
You promised me that you'd
always be by my side, didn't you?!
[21:17] ---
Whaaaaaaat?!
[21:19] ---
What does that mean, Akihisa?!
[21:21] ---
Akihisa, out of my way!
[21:23] ---
Since we didn't reach the goal
together, we'll get married immediately.
[21:28] ---
No way!
[21:29] ---
--Ah! Wait, Yuuji!
[21:30] ---
--We'll reach the finish line together.
[21:31] ---
--Hey, wait!
[21:32] ---
--Please explain, Akihisa!
[21:34] ---
--I'm saying, wait!
[21:37] ---
Seriously, we're always like this, aren't we?
[21:39] ---
Yep, yep.
[21:44] ---
Flash! Shine! Light bulb, shiny flash!
[22:00] ---
I'm not making progress.
Someone's interfering... No, no!
[22:05] ---
The issue is, I don't have
enough common multiples
[22:11] ---
Okay, I basically get it.
What is the truth... Baby?
[22:15] ---
If you see this, draw a
diagram and explain it, Baby!
[22:21] ---
No word or number can describe you
[22:27] ---
My heart is being shocked by
the magnetic force between S and N
[22:35] ---
(S! S! Super! Sticking together,
Number! I say No.1 boy!)
[22:39] ---
Congratulations! From here on
out you're My, ma-my "treasure"
[22:45] ---
You're special to me,
no matter what happens
[22:48] ---
I'll hold you ever so
tight and never let you go
[22:50] ---
I want to be in love, in a
dream you can forget about limits
[22:56] ---
It's special, right? After all,
we came to know each other
[22:59] ---
Forgive me for being like this
[23:02] ---
Flashed! Shined! Right answer, perfect match!
[23:22] ---
Don't run in the hallway!
[23:34] ---
Geez... They really are... idiots.
[23:44] ---
"Idiots"
[23:47] ---
"See you again!
Illustration: Mako Aboshi"