Season 1
- 1 - Idiots, Classes, and the Summoner Test War
- 2 - Lilies, Roses, and Health and Physical Education
- 3 - Food Budget, Dates, and Stun Guns
- 4 - Love, Spices, and Boxed Lunches
- 5 - Maps, Treasures, and Striker Sigma V
- 6 - Me, Pools, and Swimsuit Paradises... and...
- 7 - Me, Shouko, and Kisaragi Grand Park
- 8 - Recklessness, Labyrinths, and the Avatar Instrumentality Project
- 9 - Kisses, Breasts, and Ponytails
- 10 - Trial Exams, Mysterious Thieves, and Love Letters
- 11 - Rivals, Love Letters, and Blitz Tactics
- 12 - Love, Courage and Our Battle Has Just Begun!
- 13 - BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts
1 - Idiots, Classes, and the Summoner Test War
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Fumizuki Academy is...
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a prep school that implemented
the world's first special systems.
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Well then, please start.
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One of them is the Summoner Test War.
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It is a battle between classes using
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Avatars realized using
state-of-the-art technology.
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And the other is classroom equipment
based on the students' performance.
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At the end of the first year,
they take a placement test.
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Based on the results,
they are divided into 6 levels,
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from the top, Class A,
through the bottom, Class F.
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So this is the placement test.
It's difficult, as is to be expected...
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but I can handle something this difficult.
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Hm?
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Ah!
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Himeji?
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Are you all right, Himeji? Hang in there!
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If you leave the room during the test,
you'll receive zeroes. Understood?
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Hey, Teacher!
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What is it, Yoshii?
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How can she help it if she's sick?!
Giving her a zero for that is cruel!
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Yoshi... i...
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Staying healthy is also...
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You're late, Yoshii!
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Ugh! Iron Man!
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Not Iron Man! Call me Mr. Nishimura!
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Here. You're the last one.
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That's the result of the placement test.
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You'll belong to that class from today on.
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Okay!
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Yoshii...
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Hm?
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I can tell you this now.
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While watching you over the last year,
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I had a suspicion... that
you might actually be an idiot.
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What?
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But looking at your test results,
I realized that was my mistake.
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I'm sorry, Yoshii. I shouldn't
have doubted you. I was wrong.
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You are, beyond any doubt,
the real deal... a genuine idiot!
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What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?
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One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!
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One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!
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BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
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"Nice to encounter you,"
that one's too easy!
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There's only one answer
that I decided on at the start
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My heart fluttered. Will I pass?
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I won't panic whether
it's a matter of love or war
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I sigh as I cram all night long
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There's a genius dreamer inside of me
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It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true
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Pay no mind to other people's worlds
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Perfect-area complete!
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I'll definitely be waiting right here.
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Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it
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Ah! Ear! Ear!
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Why? We just keep missing each other
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If you came to me for advice, it'd go like
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"So, friends?" "Yes, friends."
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That's a sad 0 points.
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No! Do it again! Rewrite it!
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I'm serious, one
more chance please
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You know, there's a future
more wonderful than now
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Make it more wonderful than
now... my life, my life, my life
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"Episode 1" "Idiots, Classes, and the Summoner Test War"
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Fumizuki Academy is...
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a prep school that implemented the world's first special systems.
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"Try very hard."
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Why Class F?
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"Akihisa Yoshii"
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That's the lowest ranked class.
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I was so sure I did okay in the placement test.
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I answered at least one
out of every ten questions.
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Hm?
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Fumizuki Academy is
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a prep school that takes pride
in having the latest equipment.
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Whoa...
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Workstations and reclining chairs...
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They're provided with laptops?!
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Ah! They've got free drink
fountains and all-you-can-eat snacks?!
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I'm jealous of Class A!
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Tatami mats? Cushions? Low tables?!
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This is the Class F classroom?!
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Fumizuki Academy is ruthless.
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If you wish to have a better
school life, do better in school.
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That is the law of this academy.
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Dammit! Is this what you call a social divide?
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Yoshii. Please hurry up and take your seat.
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Okay.
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Where's my seat?
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Have a seat wherever you like.
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We don't even get assigned seats?!
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Teacher, my cushion
has very little cotton in it.
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Please bear it.
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"Whoosh"
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Teacher! The draft is cold.
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Please bear it.
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Teacher! One of the legs
of my low table got broken.
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Please bear it.
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Not possible!
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I was just kidding.
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Yes, Fumizuki Academy is ruthless.
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Well, I'm your homeroom teacher, Fukuhara.
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I look forward to teaching
you this year, everyon--
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I'll go get some tools, so please
study on your own until I'm back.
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Seriously, this classroom is terrible.
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I have to spend a year in
this place? How depressing.
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If you have complaints,
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you should've gotten better
scores on the placement test.
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Yuuji! You're in Class F, too?!
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"Yuuji Sakamoto"
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Not just me.
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"Minami Shimada"
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Hello, hello. I'm in Class F, too.
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Shimada... I see... It makes sense
that you'd be in Class F, right?
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Are you trying to say I'm an idiot?
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Ouch, ouch, ouch! Since you don't have breasts,
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my ears are rubbing against your ribs!
It hurts so much worse than norma--
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I-I can almost see it, but not... not...
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"Kouta Tsuchiya"
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I grew up abroad, so I can't read
the questions in Japanese. That's all!
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You guys are lively, as usual...
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Hideyoshi?
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"Hideyoshi Kinoshita"
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I'm in Class F, too. Glad to see you here.
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Same here. Glad to see you here.
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At any rate, just as you'd expect
from the lowest performing class.
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As far as the eye can see,
I see only shabby guys.
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That includes you, though.
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But I'm glad... that the only girl
here is a pretty girl like you, Hideyoshi.
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I'm a guy.
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I'm the girl.
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You don't get it, do you?
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Girls are kind and graceful,
and have this soothing aura.
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Just looking at them puts our hearts at ease.
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Someone like you who's rough,
violent and scary with no breas--
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I feel a severe pain in my spine!
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Uhm... I'm sorry that I'm late.
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I went to the nurse's office
and it took a while, so...
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"Mizuki Himeji"
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Himeji...
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Ah... Yoshii!
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Oh... how cute she is.
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Why is someone like her in Class F?
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I'm so glad I'm in Class F!
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Yoshii...
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What is it... Himeji?
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Doesn't it hurt?
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Ahh! My spine has never been
bent this way in my entire life!
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Almost... Almost...
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Ahhh! If it gets bent further, I'm gonna...
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"Twitch, twitch, twitch..."
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Muttsulini!
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Hang in there!
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L... L...
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Don't talk! We'll call a doctor right away!
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L... Light blue...
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Muttsulini!
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I'm glad that there's another girl in the class.
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Muttsulini! Are you okay?! Your wound isn't deep!
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Seats are not assigned
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Muttsulini! Hang in there!
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so we were told to sit wherever we like.
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Help! Somebody, please help him!
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Okay. Thank you very much.
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Then...
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Doctor! Is there a doctor in the house?!
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Is that seat open?
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What? Sure, go ahead.
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I see. You're in Class F, too, huh?
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I'm looking forward to
studying with you, Yoshii...
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Are you still sick?
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Yeah, a little...
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The drafty classroom... Thin cushions...
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Old tatami mats with
mold and dust floating about...
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It's not a good environment for
someone who's still recuperating, is it?
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So, what do you want?
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This is what I think. Schools
are a microcosm of society, right?
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There shouldn't be discriminatory
inequality among classes like this.
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But no matter what we,
the lowest ranked students, say,
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it's considered only the grumblings of a loser.
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So we should challenge other
classes to a fight fair and square,
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and obtain the power and right to
speak first. Then we should cast this issue...
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In other words, you wanna improve
our classroom equipment for Himeji, huh?
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I'm beating around the
bush because it's embarrassing!
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Why do you have to rephrase it bluntly?!
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Okay. To tell you the truth,
I was thinking about starting a war, too.
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What? You too?
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Yeah. I wanted to prove that
academic ability isn't all that matters in life.
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And... we do stand a chance of winning.
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Do you wanna try, Akihisa?
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Yeah. Let's do it! Let's call
for a Summoner Test War!
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Everyone, listen! As the Class F Rep,
I'd like to make a proposal.
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I'm thinking of having us,
Class F, start a Summoner Test War.
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What?!
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A Summoner Test War...? Don't tell me...
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At Fumizuki Academy,
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there's a system called Summoner
Test War, also known as ST War.
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With a teacher present,
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a student can summon their
Avatar, whose offense power
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is based on the student's
performance in that subject.
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Students fight using their Avatars.
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By defeating a higher-ranked
class, they can exchange
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their classroom equipment with
the higher ranked class's equipment.
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Everyone, aren't you unhappy
with this shabby classroom?!
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Heck yeah we are!
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But if we can just win in a ST War,
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we can even get our hands on
that gorgeous Class A equipment!
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We're the lowest ranked students!
We're at the very bottom of the academy!
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We're a group of scum noticed
by no one and below everyone!
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In other words, that
means we have nothing to lose!
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So why don't we try?! There's no harm!
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In addition, we have this guy!
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Huh?
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Believe it or not, this guy, Akihisa
Yoshii, is a probationary student!
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He's a probationary student?!
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I didn't know we had a guy
like that in this class.
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Incredible... This is my first
time seeing one.
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Purify the room with salt!
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I'm in despair.
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Well, I'm not all that special...
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What is it, Himeji?
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Is a probationary
student really that incredible?
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Yeah. It's not like anyone can become one.
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It's a special treatment
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for a trouble student
whose school performance is bad
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and who lacks a desire to learn.
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It's also said to be a synonym for "idiot."
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It's someone who's completely useless.
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Whoa, that's really incredible.
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Ah! I wanna crawl under the rug if we had one.
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If we win in a ST War, we can say
goodbye to this shabby classroom!
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What do you say, everyone?! Do you wanna try?!
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Yeah!
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Then, to start with, we'll
defeat the next rank up, Class E!
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Akihisa! As an ambassador for
Class F, go declare war against Class E.
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What? Me?
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Normally, a lower-ranked class'
messenger who declares war
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is given hell, right?
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That's something that
happens in movies and novels.
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There's no way they'd do rude things
to an important ambassador, is there?
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But...
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Akihisa. This is an important
mission that only you can do.
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Please just trust me and go.
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Okay.
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You lied!
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I figured as much.
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So you expected this?!
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One is unfit to be a class rep
if he can't expect that much.
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At least try to sound sorry!
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Now, we can't go back, Akihisa. Are you ready?
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What?
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This is what you want, right?
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Yeah! Bring it on any time!
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Oh? This year's Year 2 students
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are trying to call for a ST War
on the first day of the first term?
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How interesting. Approve it.
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Understood.
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Now, how will it turn out? We'll see...
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"Approved"
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"Hasegawa" "Culture Club Room"
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We'll use Mr. Hasegawa as
the attending teacher for the war.
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We'll secure him on his
way to Class E for fifth period.
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Mr. Hasegawa... Then the subject will be math?
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I'm good at math.
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We'll use math, the subject
Shimada's good at, as our main strength.
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How are you with math, Himeji?
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It's not like I'm bad at it, but...
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Then, you can fight with me, right?
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No, she can't.
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Why?
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The scores on the last test we took
become our Avatars' offense power.
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The test we took last is...
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The placement test...
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Since I left the room in the middle
of the test, my scores are all zero.
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Ah...
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But once the ST War starts,
she can take a recovery test.
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If she takes that test, she can
participate midway into the war.
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Okay.
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Do your best.
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Okay!
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We've secured Mr. Hasegawa!
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Start the war! Everyone, start the battle!
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Yeah!
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Geez... For idiots, they're pretty cocky.
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Everyone, time to attack!
Teach Class F a lesson!
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Yeah!
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Minami Shimada! I'm fighting!
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Hideyoshi Kinoshita!
I'm participating in the war!
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Kouta Tsuchiya! Ditto!
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I approve.
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I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
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"Name: Minami Shimada"
"Subject: Math" "Score: 89"
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Summon!
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"Name: Kouta Tsuchiya"
"Subject: Math" "Score: 25"
[14:22] ---
Summon!
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"Name: Hideyoshi Kinoshita"
"Subject: Math" "Score: 76"
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Why am I the only one who transformed?
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They're coming!
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Please be careful. Real humans
can't pass through that area.
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If you want to pass through
here, you have to defeat us first.
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Yoshiko Mikami, I accept this challenge! Summon!
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"Name: Yoshiko Mikami"
"Subject: Math" "Score: 81"
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You jerk!
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Here's the finishing blow!
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That's my line!
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Oh no...
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When it comes to math,
I won't lose against Class E!
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Those who died, meet me
in the remedial classroom!
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That's...
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Iron Man!
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In accordance with the Summoner Test War Rules,
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those who died with their score reduced
to zero will be given a remedial class!
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Help! I don't wanna take a
remedial class taught by a demon!
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If you want to pass through
here, you have to defeat us first.
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I see. Then that's what we'll do.
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Summon!
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Summon!
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Let's fight!
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Humph!
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"Replenish Room"
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"Recovery Test"
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Well then, if you're ready, please start.
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What's your strategy, Yuuji?
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I don't have any.
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What?
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It's a power game that depends on force,
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so the enemy rushes into the
classroom of the overwhelmed side.
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And the class whose rep gets defeated loses.
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There's no way we'd be overwhelmed, right?
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Trouble! We're gonna be overwhelmed!
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What?!
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Class E's school
performance is better than ours.
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So if we fight in a straightforward way,
it's only a matter of time before we lose.
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Oh no!
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But they're only Class E after all.
They're not much different from Class F.
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It'll take time to overwhelm us.
That time is the key to our victory.
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My score is...
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As it stands, you'll die.
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Step back and go recover your score!
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Okay!
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I'll take the recovery test!
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The score of this test will be your score
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when you summon your Avatar next time.
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If you get a lower score, your
Avatar will get weaker instead.
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Is that okay?
[16:53] ---
Yes.
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Which subject would you like to take?
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Math, please.
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I have to answer as many
as I can to get a better score!
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I can't fight any more.
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Muttsulini!
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Let's take a strategic withdrawal!
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This battle is mine!
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Shoot!
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Attack them!
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Yeah!
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Sounds like our line of defense has been broken.
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Summon!
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This is bad, Yuuji!
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"Recovery Test"
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If it's just numerical formulas,
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it's a breeze as I don't have
to be able to read Japanese!
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Ah! Kanji! I'll skip this and
move on to the next question.
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"Scratch, scratch, scratch..."
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"Bam!"
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Those who died, meet me
in the remedial classroom!
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What should we do, Yuuji?
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Are you guys done already?
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Looks like this is it for
you, huh? Mr. Class F Rep.
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Oh? The Class E Rep herself
marches in here? How confident you are.
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The first term just started
and you declared a war already?
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Are you an idiot?
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It's right after the placement test,
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so the difference between us is the
difference between our test scores.
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You think you have a chance?
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Well, who knows.
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Oh I see.
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You're an idiot who can't figure even
that out. That's why you're in Class F.
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Yuuji, without even a strategy,
there's no way we can defeat
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a higher ranked class.
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Oh, yeah. Come to think of it,
I did have one strategy.
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What?
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Don't you get why I have you here?
[18:38] ---
What?
[18:42] ---
I see...
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Don't tell me he is...
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That's right. This student, Akihisa
Yoshii, is a probationary student!
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Akihisa! Show them your real power!
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Tsk. I guess it can't be helped, huh?
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After all, in the end, I'll have
to show off my grand skills, huh?
[18:58] ---
Summon.
[19:01] ---
The probationary student's
Avatar has a special ability.
[19:05] ---
As punishment, he has to
help with the teachers' chores,
[19:08] ---
so his Avatar can actually touch objects.
[19:11] ---
And...
[19:14] ---
the Summoner receives the same pain that his Avatar receives.
[19:16] ---
Ow, ow, ow, ow... My head...!
[19:19] ---
See, isn't it interesting?
[19:20] ---
Is that all?
[19:21] ---
Fine. I'll take care of that small fry first.
[19:25] ---
Summon!
[19:26] ---
We won't lose so easily. Let's go!
[19:36] ---
Ahh! He hit the same spot! It hurts! It hurts!
[19:40] ---
Just as you'd expect from the
Class E Rep. You're not too bad.
[19:43] ---
He's such a useless guard.
[19:45] ---
No... He was very helpful.
[19:51] ---
Then, as the Rep,
I'll put an end to this myself.
[19:57] ---
Be prepared. Class E Rep, Hiromi
Nakabayashi! I challenge Yuuji Saka...
[20:02] ---
Please wait!
[20:04] ---
Mizuki Himeji! I accept this challenge!
[20:07] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar! Summon!
[20:10] ---
Here I come!
[20:16] ---
What's with that score?!
[20:18] ---
Her offense power is as high as Class A!
[20:20] ---
Why is such a student in Class F?!
[20:22] ---
She's finally here.
[20:23] ---
Himeji!
[20:24] ---
Mizuki Himeji...? Don't tell me you are...
[20:27] ---
Yoshii!
[20:28] ---
Shimada?
[20:29] ---
She's really amazing!
[20:40] ---
Just as you'd expect from her.
She wasn't a Class A candidate for nothing.
[20:43] ---
That's Himeji's score?!
[20:46] ---
Fumizuki Academy's tests have
an unlimited number of questions
[20:48] ---
in a limited time.
[20:49] ---
So long as you can answer,
your score doesn't have a limit.
[20:51] ---
Then the strategy you mentioned was...
[20:53] ---
Buying some time for her to take the test.
[20:56] ---
I wasn't told such a person is in Class F!
[20:59] ---
Well then, here I come! I'm sorry.
[21:02] ---
Oh no...
[21:04] ---
"Class F Win"
[21:07] ---
And thus, this Summoner Test War
ended with a victory by Class F.
[21:13] ---
All right! You're amazing, Himeji!
This is all thanks to your power, Himeji!
[21:18] ---
Well... Thank you very much.
[21:21] ---
Now we can exchange our classroom
equipment with Class E's, right?
[21:25] ---
Though it's just a little,
the environment will be better.
[21:27] ---
No, we won't exchange our equipment.
[21:30] ---
What?
[21:31] ---
We'll keep the same equipment.
[21:33] ---
Isn't that a nice proposal, Miss Class E Rep?
[21:36] ---
What...? Why?
[21:38] ---
Why, Yuuji?! We fought hard and won the war!
[21:43] ---
Is it settled?
[21:45] ---
Why are you dressed like that, Hideyoshi?
[21:48] ---
Oh, I see! You've finally
awakened to your true self, right?!
[21:51] ---
Akihisa, I'm right here.
[21:53] ---
What?! Two Hideyoshis?!
[21:55] ---
That's my older sister.
[21:57] ---
Hideyoshi is my little twin brother.
[22:00] ---
I'm Yuuko Kinoshita,
an ambassador from Year 2, Class A.
[22:04] ---
We, Class A, hereby declare war on you, Class F!
[22:09] ---
What?!
[22:11] ---
Why is Class A declaring war on us?!
[22:12] ---
We won't go easy on you just
because you're the lowest ranked class.
[22:15] ---
We'll crush you mercilessly, so be prepared.
[22:25] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:31] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:34] ---
The end of the school day is bliss
[22:37] ---
If I am to put it into words, "It's really angelic!"
[22:40] ---
My peace was shattered
by a sudden announcement
[22:43] ---
Talking about the make up test. "This is Hell!"
[22:47] ---
While my friends and I were
sharing funny stories, I said,
[22:50] ---
"There's no way anyone is that stupid"
[22:53] ---
But the truth is, deep down in my heart
[22:56] ---
I was shouting, "That was me!"
[23:00] ---
About that "Monthly Parking"
sign you see in the parking lot
[23:06] ---
I thought it was the name of a company...
[23:12] ---
All this time...
[23:15] ---
Sticking to your idiocy can be cool
[23:18] ---
Is our common sense nonsense?
[23:21] ---
We don't need rules in this world
[23:24] ---
It's dog eat dog food! It's social upheaval!
[23:27] ---
Look!
[23:29] ---
The sun that rose from the west is setting
[23:33] ---
Run home! It's dinner time already.
[23:37] ---
Let's go home! Let's go home!
[23:51] ---
Question 2.
[23:53] ---
Name the plant that has a subterranean
stem that sometimes is edible
[23:55] ---
and is called "lily" in English.
[23:58] ---
Yam potato! Potato! Sweet potato!
[23:59] ---
Please don't just focus on the word "edible."
[24:01] ---
Next episode! "Lilies, Roses,
and Health and Physical Education!"
[24:04] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
2 - Lilies, Roses, and Health and Physical Education
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[00:17] ---
Hey, when did that Taika Reform thing happen?
[00:20] ---
You don't know that? We're in the
third grade now. You're such a dummy.
[00:23] ---
I haven't learned it yet, so...
[00:25] ---
There's an easy way to memorize it.
"Re-form" means "form twice."
[00:30] ---
"Re-form"?
[00:31] ---
That’s right, The Taika
Reforms re-wrote the doctrines.
[00:34] ---
Re-form, so it was in the year six two five.
[00:37] ---
"Re-form. 625."
[00:40] ---
Don't forget, okay?
[00:42] ---
I memorized it good. I'll never forget.
[00:51] ---
Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou
[00:56] ---
One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!
[00:59] ---
One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!
[01:03] ---
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
[01:12] ---
Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo
[01:15] ---
Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu
[01:18] ---
Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?
[01:20] ---
Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai
[01:23] ---
Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki
[01:25] ---
Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer
[01:28] ---
Omou koto mina kanaeba iina
[01:31] ---
Hito no sekai wa kinishinai
[01:33] ---
Perfect-area complete!
[01:36] ---
Zettai koko de matterunda
[01:38] ---
Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo
[01:45] ---
Ah! Ear! Ear!
[01:46] ---
Why? Tomaranai surechigai
[01:49] ---
Watashi ga soudan aite nara
[01:52] ---
"Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."
[01:55] ---
Kanashiki rei ten dane
[01:57] ---
No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi
[02:00] ---
Honki de one more chance please
[02:02] ---
Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni
[02:07] ---
Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!
[02:16] ---
At Fumizuki Academy,
academic ability is its idea of power
[02:20] ---
and test results are its idea of justice.
[02:23] ---
What's the matter, Himeji? You
wanna talk to me about something?
[02:26] ---
Actually... there's something
I wanna ask you. Got a minute?
[02:37] ---
So that's what's going on. The
Year 2's first war in the first term
[02:40] ---
ended with Class F achieving
victory by defeating Class E.
[02:43] ---
I see... Not bad.
[02:46] ---
I imagine the beaten class is feeling gloomy
[02:48] ---
about their shabby equipment by now, huh?
[02:51] ---
Tell them to study hard and
take it back in the next war...
[02:56] ---
Ah...
[02:57] ---
...and that life is a battle.
[02:58] ---
Ah, well, actually... the students
decided not to exchange their equipment.
[03:04] ---
Hm? What's that mean?
[03:12] ---
Just as you'd expect from instant glue.
The repair is complete in no time!
[03:16] ---
That's good, Akihisa. So you
got better glue this time, huh?
[03:20] ---
We fought hard and won.
We deserve at least upgraded supplies.
[03:27] ---
Under normal circumstances,
she could've had a Class E desk by now.
[03:30] ---
Yuuji! Why did you turn
down the equipment exchange?!
[03:34] ---
What? You like shabby wooden desks like that?
[03:38] ---
It's obvious that they're better than
these low tables that break so easily!
[03:43] ---
"Glue -- for general use" "Alphadine"
[03:44] ---
What?
[03:49] ---
You don't study so desks
don't matter anyway, right?
[03:53] ---
It does matter! I put my lunch box
on it. I doze off on it. I scribble on it.
[03:59] ---
The desks are our important
partners during our days at school, right?!
[04:03] ---
Or rather, you and the desk are one.
[04:05] ---
Today's the last day we'll have these low tables
[04:08] ---
since Class A declared war on us.
[04:11] ---
Ah...
[04:12] ---
If we win the next war,
Class A's equipment will be ours.
[04:15] ---
This wasn't part of my plan,
but it's not a problem.
[04:18] ---
Everything is going as I planned.
[04:22] ---
Right, Himeji?
[04:23] ---
Huh? Ah... yes.
[04:28] ---
Now, let's go march into Class A.
[04:33] ---
So this is Class A...
[04:34] ---
It looks as if it's a ritzy hotel.
[04:37] ---
Humph.
[04:38] ---
This is suitable equipment for
me to spend my school days with.
[04:42] ---
Look, Yoshii! They've got free
drinks and all-you-can-eat snacks!
[04:47] ---
If you're surprised by every single thing
in here, they'll take advantage of you.
[04:50] ---
You should assume a more confident attitude.
[04:52] ---
Your words and actions don't match at all.
[04:55] ---
Oh? Isn't the war starting tomorrow?
[04:58] ---
Big Sister...
[04:59] ---
You've come to surrender already?
[05:01] ---
We're here to inspect our new equipment.
[05:05] ---
You're quite confident, aren't you?
[05:07] ---
I came to negotiate. I'd like to
request a duel between the reps.
[05:13] ---
Are you an idiot or what?
[05:15] ---
There's no way you can defeat
Year 2's top student in a duel, is there?
[05:18] ---
Are you scared? I guess you must be...
[05:20] ---
as you guys're cowards who attack
a weak class weakened even more
[05:23] ---
by the war they just finished.
[05:25] ---
You wanna do it right here right now?
[05:27] ---
Wait.
[05:30] ---
I don't mind accepting the duel.
[05:33] ---
Rep...!
[05:34] ---
But... on one condition.
[05:41] ---
The loser will do one thing the
winner says without exception.
[05:46] ---
What?!
[05:47] ---
Is that the reason for declaring war on Class F?
[05:50] ---
Don't get the wrong idea.
[05:51] ---
We, Class A, are obligated to
protect the academy's safety and dignity.
[05:56] ---
This is a punishment for idiots who
started a war at the start of the first term
[05:59] ---
when they haven't put any
efforts into their studies yet.
[06:03] ---
Okay. The loser of the duel between
the Reps will do whatever the winner says.
[06:07] ---
It won't be a duel. It'll be five versus five.
[06:12] ---
Yuuko...
[06:13] ---
I don't think our Rep will lose...
[06:16] ---
but it wouldn't hurt to be cautious.
[06:18] ---
Okay. Five versus five is fine.
[06:21] ---
In return, we'll decide
on the subjects for the war.
[06:24] ---
Okay.
[06:27] ---
The negotiation concluded successfully.
[06:29] ---
What're you gonna do, Yuuji,
after making a promise like that?!
[06:32] ---
It won't be a problem since
we're gonna be the winners.
[06:34] ---
We just got a bonus in that they'll
do whatever we tell them. That's all.
[06:38] ---
Are you really sure?
[06:40] ---
That Rep, Shouko Kirishima...
I heard a strange rumor about her.
[06:44] ---
A rumor?
[06:45] ---
She's an excellent student,
so she has both intelligence and beauty.
[06:47] ---
Although she's that pretty,
I hear guys leave her alone.
[06:51] ---
Really? She looks like the type
that'd be popular among guys.
[06:54] ---
According to the rumor,
she isn't interested in guys.
[06:57] ---
Not interested in guys...?
[07:00] ---
Don't tell me... her goal is...
[07:07] ---
N-N-N-N-N-No way! That can't be!
[07:10] ---
That's weird!
[07:11] ---
There's no way something like
that is happening around here.
[07:14] ---
Right, Shimada?
[07:16] ---
There is.
[07:17] ---
What?
[07:17] ---
A weird girl like that... sticks close to me.
[07:20] ---
I found you, honey!
[07:23] ---
Miharu?!
[07:24] ---
You're such a meanie, honey!
[07:25] ---
To think you left me to have a
tea party with these filthy pigs!
[07:29] ---
L-Let me go! Don't come close to me!
[07:32] ---
Honey!
[07:32] ---
Who's that?
[07:33] ---
Miharu Shimizu from Year 2, Class D.
[07:36] ---
Stop it! Let me go!
[07:38] ---
Please don't feel embarrassed, honey!
[07:41] ---
I know you actually love me.
You're shy, aren't you?
[07:45] ---
Like normal girls, I like guys!
[07:48] ---
Yoshii! Help me out here!
[07:50] ---
She's right, Shimizu. It's wrong
for a woman to love another woman!
[07:54] ---
It's true that Shimada's appearance,
personality and breast size
[07:57] ---
are all indistinguishable from a guy's...
[07:59] ---
figure-four leg lock!!
[08:03] ---
I'm a girl no matter how
you look at it, aren't I?!
[08:05] ---
That's right! I love her as a woman!
[08:08] ---
I give! I give up!
[08:10] ---
I'm really not gonna let you off the hook today!
[08:10] ---
Almost... Almost... Almost...
[08:13] ---
Ow, ow... Help me,
Shimada! I'll do whatever you say!
[08:17] ---
Really? Then next weekend,
[08:19] ---
I wanna have crepes at La
Veditz in front of the train station.
[08:22] ---
What?! But then my food budget will be....
[08:24] ---
Huh?!
[08:24] ---
Ahh! No. Please let me treat you!
[08:27] ---
A-And, call me Lady Minami
from now on. I'll call you Aki!
[08:33] ---
Y-Y-Y-Yes, Lady Minami!
[08:35] ---
And... And... T-T-Try saying you love me.
[08:41] ---
Yes, ma'am! I'll say it!
[08:43] ---
I won't let you!
[08:45] ---
Say it!
[08:47] ---
Almost... Almost... Almost...
[08:50] ---
If you go any further...
[08:50] ---
Now, say you love me!
[08:53] ---
Y-Yes, ma'am!
[08:55] ---
Say you love me!
[09:00] ---
You... idiot!
[09:06] ---
Boy, that was terrible.
[09:08] ---
Ah... Himeji?
[09:12] ---
What're you writing, Himeji?
[09:14] ---
Ah! Yoshii?!
[09:25] ---
Th-That looks like a love letter.
[09:28] ---
B-But no one would write a
love letter in their classroom, right?
[09:32] ---
U-Uhm, well, this is...
[09:35] ---
It's not like that!
Oh, well, it is, but it's not!
[09:41] ---
This is a strange unhappy chain letter.
[09:43] ---
That misunderstanding presents
some major problems of its own.
[09:47] ---
Are you writing to someone in our class?
[09:49] ---
Yes...
[09:49] ---
I see... Then I'll teach you how to write
an unhappy chain letter in a correct way.
[09:54] ---
No thank you. This isn't
an unhappy chain letter.
[09:58] ---
Yes, it is.
[10:00] ---
In fact, I'm feeling unhappy right now.
[10:04] ---
It's not like that.
[10:06] ---
I see... What do you like about
this guy? He isn't that good looking.
[10:10] ---
Well, it's not about how he looks.
Ah, I do like how he looks, too!
[10:14] ---
My friends were also saying
[10:16] ---
that when handsome Yoshii and
sturdy Sakamoto are walking together,
[10:20] ---
it's picture perfect.
[10:21] ---
You've got good friends. Be nice to them.
[10:24] ---
They were also thinking you're
probably the one on the receiving end.
[10:27] ---
Break it off with them right away.
[10:29] ---
But it's not just his looks,
he's nice on the inside, too.
[10:32] ---
It's true that he looks like
he's got a strong liver and stuff.
[10:35] ---
That's what's inside the body.
[10:37] ---
Could it be you mean his personality?
[10:39] ---
Yes. He's kind and cheerful.
He always looks happy.
[10:43] ---
I've always admired him.
[10:46] ---
I see... That letter...
[10:48] ---
Y-Yes?
[10:50] ---
I hope you'll get the response you want.
[10:53] ---
Yes!
[10:56] ---
Oh, there you are. Let's
start the strategy meeting.
[11:01] ---
Hey, where're you going? Akihisa!
[11:04] ---
Don't come close to me! Don't walk with me!
[11:07] ---
What's the matter, Akihisa? What happened?
[11:09] ---
I'm not... I'm not...
[11:13] ---
on the receiving end!
[11:16] ---
Huh?
[11:19] ---
Well then, we'll start the first round.
[11:19] ---
"Elites vs. Idiots"
[11:22] ---
Why am I the round card girl?
[11:24] ---
Round One.
[11:25] ---
What're you saying? Who else can do it besides you?
[11:29] ---
I keep telling you guys that I'm not a girl.
[11:31] ---
Well then, players from
both classes, step forward.
[11:36] ---
We're counting on you, Shimada.
[11:38] ---
Okay then, I'm off to battle.
[11:40] ---
Let's finish this quickly.
You're no match for me anyway.
[11:44] ---
Don't underestimate me
just because I'm from Class F.
[11:47] ---
"Yuuko Kinoshita" "Minami Shimada"
[11:48] ---
Start the match.
[11:52] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar... Summon!
[11:56] ---
When it comes to math, my
scores are a match for Class B's!
[12:01] ---
Oh, how amazing. Summon!
[12:09] ---
O-Oh no...!
[12:11] ---
Of course, my scores are a
match for Class A's, though.
[12:14] ---
Winner, Yuuko Kinoshita, Class A.
[12:19] ---
It couldn't be helped.
[12:21] ---
After all, realizing that a Class B level player
[12:22] ---
can't defeat a Class A one
is too much for a brain like...
[12:24] ---
I can't breathe!
[12:26] ---
Ahh! This might feel kinda good, though.
[12:27] ---
Almost... Almost...
[12:29] ---
Round Two!
[12:30] ---
We'll start the second round.
Players, step forward.
[12:34] ---
Miho Satou, Class A.
[12:39] ---
All right. Akihisa, I'm counting on you.
[12:41] ---
Me?! If I lose here, we'll
be at the end of our rope.
[12:44] ---
Don't worry. I have faith in you.
[12:47] ---
Well well... Does that mean
that you want me to get serious?
[12:50] ---
Yeah. There's no point in
hiding it any longer, is there?
[12:53] ---
Show everyone your real strength!
[12:55] ---
Geez... I guess it can't be helped, huh?
[12:57] ---
Don't tell me... you are...
[12:59] ---
Yeah, up until now, I've
never been serious at all.
[13:03] ---
Then... you are...
[13:05] ---
That's right. Just as you've guessed...
[13:08] ---
I've been hiding this
until now, but I'm actually...
[13:11] ---
left-handed.
[13:16] ---
Winner, Miho Satou, Class A.
[13:19] ---
Your dominant arm has nothing to
do with test scores, does it?!
[13:19] ---
My arm... My arm... My arm...!
[13:23] ---
Almost... Almost... Almost...
[13:23] ---
My arm... My arm... My arm...!
[13:26] ---
The real fight has yet to
come. Let's get serious now!
[13:28] ---
Yuuji! I thought you had faith in me!
[13:31] ---
It's not that I had faith that you'd win.
[13:34] ---
I wanna give you my serious left-arm punch!
[13:38] ---
Round Three!
[13:38] ---
Well then, we'll start the third round.
[13:41] ---
Aiko Kudou, Class A. Kouta Tsuchiya, Class F.
[13:46] ---
What subject would you like to fight in?
[13:48] ---
Health and Physical Education.
[13:50] ---
I heard that you do well in
Health and Physical Education.
[13:53] ---
But I do quite well, too. On top of that,
unlike you, I really work up a sweat.
[13:59] ---
Work up a sweat?
[14:04] ---
Muttsulini!
[14:05] ---
"Aggressive Girl vs. Muttsulini"
[14:06] ---
How dare you hurt Muttsulini
like that! How cruel! That's dirty!
[14:10] ---
Do you wanna take his place?
[14:12] ---
But you don't look like
you do well in academics.
[14:15] ---
If Health and Physical Education
is okay, I can teach you...
[14:18] ---
Of course... I'm gonna make you sweat.
[14:22] ---
Yoshii!
[14:23] ---
Aki!
[14:24] ---
That's none of your business! He's
never going to get a chance like that!
[14:27] ---
That's right! Yoshii will
never need that sort of thing!
[14:31] ---
Why are you two saying such sad things?
[14:34] ---
Muttsulini?!
[14:36] ---
I'm fine. This is nothing.
[14:39] ---
Then, start the match.
[14:41] ---
Summon.
[14:43] ---
Summon!
[14:48] ---
She's got over 400 points?!
[14:49] ---
A practitioner and a theorist...
I'll show you which is stronger.
[14:56] ---
Bye-bye, Muttsulini!
[14:58] ---
Accelerate...
[15:01] ---
Acceleration complete.
[15:05] ---
C-Can't be... I lost...?!
[15:07] ---
Winner, Kouta Tsuchiya, Class F.
[15:10] ---
He's strong! His Health and
Physical Education score alone
[15:12] ---
is like my score for all subjects combined!
[15:14] ---
Round Four.
[15:14] ---
Well then, we'll start the fourth round.
[15:16] ---
Well then, I'm off to fight.
[15:18] ---
Himeji... Good luck.
[15:20] ---
Okay!
[15:21] ---
Then, I'll fight her.
[15:24] ---
Toshimitsu Kubo, huh? This is the crucial match.
[15:27] ---
Why?
[15:28] ---
He's the No. 2 student in Year 2.
[15:30] ---
Unless she attacks him in a subject
he's bad at or something, it'll be tough.
[15:33] ---
Oh no!
[15:34] ---
Well then. What subject
would you like to fight in?
[15:36] ---
Combined subjects, please.
[15:38] ---
He can't do that! We have the right to...
[15:41] ---
That's fine.
[15:42] ---
Himeji...
[15:43] ---
This is bad. In a combined subjects match,
[15:45] ---
the ranking itself shows his strength.
[15:47] ---
Then...
[15:50] ---
Start the match.
[15:51] ---
"Start"
[15:52] ---
Summon.
[15:58] ---
"Toshimitsu Kubo" "Mizuki Himeji"
[15:59] ---
An incredible score! The No. 2
student has a score that high?!
[16:04] ---
Himeji!
[16:05] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar...
[16:08] ---
Summon!
[16:10] ---
"Toshimitsu Kubo" "Mizuki Himeji"
[16:11] ---
Over 4000 points?!
[16:13] ---
That score is even a match for the top student.
[16:15] ---
When did you get such a high ability?!
[16:18] ---
I decided... that I'll do my best.
[16:23] ---
I heard the reason why our
class started Summoner Test Wars.
[16:29] ---
I like my class.
[16:32] ---
They try hard for others.
I like my class because of them...
[16:38] ---
...and because the
person I like is in this class.
[16:41] ---
So... I'll do my best, too!
[16:52] ---
Winner, Mizuki Himeji, Class F.
[16:55] ---
This is amazing, Aki! We've caught
up with them! We're two to two now.
[16:59] ---
Himeji...
[17:00] ---
So the next match will decide
the outcome of the war, huh?
[17:04] ---
Round Five.
[17:05] ---
Well then, we'll start the fifth round, the final round.
[17:08] ---
Now, it's my turn.
[17:10] ---
Yuuji...
[17:11] ---
Well, just wait and see.
[17:12] ---
Yuuji Sakamoto, Class F Rep.
[17:15] ---
Shouko Kirishima, Class A Rep.
[17:19] ---
Well then, what subject
would you like to fight in?
[17:21] ---
Japanese history, restricted test, please.
[17:24] ---
The test should be elementary school
level and the perfect score is 100 points.
[17:29] ---
Test match?
[17:30] ---
Not a battle between their Avatars?!
[17:32] ---
The Summoner Test War is a war
based on students' test scores, after all.
[17:37] ---
If a test is used in the battle, as
long as the attending teacher approves,
[17:40] ---
the reasons and methods are unimportant.
[17:43] ---
Understood. Then, I'll prepare the test.
[17:45] ---
Players, please meet me in the classroom.
[17:50] ---
What're you doing, Yuuji?!
[17:52] ---
If it's elementary school level, it's
just natural for both of you to get 100%!
[17:56] ---
That makes it only a tie!
[17:58] ---
No, that means even one
small mistake can lead to defeat.
[18:03] ---
Exactly. It'll be a match in attentiveness
and concentration, not academic ability.
[18:08] ---
Yuuji...
[18:09] ---
Don't worry. I do stand a chance of winning.
[18:11] ---
Once Shouko memorizes
something, she never forgets it.
[18:14] ---
Then you're at disadvantage as a
history battle depends on memorization!
[18:18] ---
No, that's the trick.
[18:20] ---
She thinks the year of
the Taika Reform was 625
[18:24] ---
because she memorized it in
the wrong way. “Re-form in 625.”
[18:27] ---
What?!
[18:28] ---
If that event makes it into the test, I can win.
[18:32] ---
Wait, Yuuji!
[18:33] ---
Hm?
[18:34] ---
The Taika Reform wasn’t in 625?!
[18:38] ---
It’s “re-four-m.” Reform in six four five!
[18:41] ---
This information is the
real deal. Trust me, Akihisa.
[18:44] ---
Yuuji...
[18:45] ---
I'll make Class A's workstations... ours!
[18:55] ---
Well then, please start.
[18:59] ---
It's finally started.
[19:00] ---
Yeah...
[19:00] ---
What happens if that question isn't in the test?
[19:03] ---
If Yuuji yields to her in attentiveness
and concentration, he'll probably lose.
[19:07] ---
But if that question is in the test...
[19:10] ---
"Q1: Who did Nobunaga Oda join
hands with in the Battle of Nagashino?"
[19:14] ---
"Q2: Who signed the Treaty of Amity and
Commerce with US Consul General Harris?"
[19:19] ---
"Q3: In what year did the
Taika Reform take place?"
[19:21] ---
There it is!
[19:42] ---
Well then, I'll announce the
results of the restricted test.
[19:45] ---
Shouko Kirishima, Class A Rep...
[19:48] ---
"Shouko Kirishima" "Yuuji Sakamoto"
[19:49] ---
97 points.
[19:51] ---
All right!
[19:53] ---
The Class A Rep missed the 100% score!
[19:56] ---
So this equipment will be ours from today on!
[19:59] ---
Yoshii!
[20:00] ---
Yeah!
[20:00] ---
Next, Yuuji Sakamoto, Class F Rep...
[20:10] ---
53 points.
[20:15] ---
Class F's low tables
turned into cardboard boxes.
[20:23] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[20:29] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[20:32] ---
Jugyou owari shifuku no jikan
[20:35] ---
Tatoeru no nara “Maji de Angel!”
[20:38] ---
Fui no kokuchi heiwa kowashita
[20:42] ---
Tsuishi no shirase “Jigoku da!”
[20:45] ---
Tomodachi tono warai banashi ni
[20:48] ---
“Iru wake naiyo sonna baka”
[20:51] ---
Demo hontou wa mune no oku dewa
[20:54] ---
Sakendetanda “Jibun ga! Sou deshita!”
[20:58] ---
Chuusha jou de miru “Tsukigime” no koto
[21:05] ---
Kaisha no namae dato omotteta...
[21:10] ---
Zutto...
[21:13] ---
Baka mo tooseba otoko date
[21:16] ---
Bokura no joushiki hijoushiki?
[21:19] ---
Ruuru wa muyou sa kono sekai
[21:22] ---
Yakiniku teishoku gekokujou
[21:25] ---
Miroyo!
[21:27] ---
Nishi kara nobotta ohisama ga shizunde iku
[21:31] ---
Hashire! Mou gohan da
[21:35] ---
Ouchi ni kaerou! Ouchi ni kaerou!
[21:49] ---
It's gotten worse! What was that score, Yuuji?!
[21:54] ---
That's indeed my actual academic ability.
[21:55] ---
If you can't get 100 points,
your strategy is useless, right?!
[21:59] ---
I never imagined that such an
unexpected obstacle was lurking.
[22:02] ---
Don't be your own unexpected obstacle!
[22:04] ---
Yuuji.
[22:05] ---
Hm?
[22:06] ---
Yuuji, the promise...
[22:08] ---
Promise? That he'll do whatever you tell him?
[22:12] ---
I know. Tell me what you want me to do.
[22:15] ---
T-This isn't right, Kirishima!
For a girl to go out with a girl...!
[22:21] ---
Yuuji... Go out with me.
[22:24] ---
Huh?
[22:26] ---
I thought you gave up on that.
[22:29] ---
I never give up. I'll always like you.
[22:33] ---
Can I say no?
[22:34] ---
No, you can't. Since it was a
promise, we're going out on a date now.
[22:37] ---
What?! Ah, well, wait.
[22:45] ---
What... was that about?
[22:47] ---
Well, I don't know.
[22:48] ---
Then, why was Kirishima looking at Himeji?
[22:52] ---
Maybe she was concerned
about the girl who was with Yuuji?
[22:55] ---
Uhm, I'm sorry, Himeji.
[22:58] ---
Huh?
[22:59] ---
Our classroom equipment
has gotten worse than before.
[23:01] ---
No. It's a nice classroom.
[23:04] ---
What?
[23:04] ---
I love Class F.
[23:08] ---
And...
[23:11] ---
Huh?
[23:11] ---
Well then... Shall we go have crepes, Aki?
[23:15] ---
What? Isn't that supposed to be on the weekend?
[23:18] ---
Weekend is weekend. Today is today.
[23:20] ---
No way! If you make me treat you twice,
[23:22] ---
before my parents send me money
again, then my food budget will...!
[23:25] ---
No. Yoshii'll go see a movie with me.
[23:29] ---
What?! Himeji, that's news to me!
[23:32] ---
Right! I decided it just now.
[23:35] ---
Now, hurry. We'll go have crepes!
[23:37] ---
What movie are you taking me to?
[23:40] ---
No way! Nooooo!
[23:42] ---
My budget is...!
My nutrients are...! Help! Ah, hey!
[23:46] ---
It's possible that he's a real idiot.
[23:50] ---
Yeah.
[23:52] ---
Question 3.
[23:53] ---
In household expenses,
[23:55] ---
what do you call the proportion
of income that is spent on food?
[23:57] ---
I'm having only salt and water this week.
[23:59] ---
The question is not about
the breakdown of your meals.
[24:01] ---
Next Episode! "Food Budget,
Dates and Stun Guns."
[24:03] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
3 - Food Budget, Dates, and Stun Guns
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[00:17] ---
The universe stretches out infinitely.
[00:20] ---
Fumizuki Academy is a
prep school created to ensure
[00:22] ---
that its students could survive
fiercely competitive entrance exams.
[00:26] ---
In other words, it is a training
school for academic warriors
[00:28] ---
who fight using academic
performance as their weapon.
[00:31] ---
Putting their class' prestige on the line,
[00:33] ---
they fight by making maximal
use of the subjects they are good at
[00:35] ---
and overrun their enemy's strategic facilities.
[00:39] ---
Those with power win accolades,
[00:41] ---
and receive praise and the right
to enjoy an elegant school life.
[00:44] ---
Those without ability fall mercilessly
[00:47] ---
and are forced to live an unspeakable hell.
[00:52] ---
This is the story of academic warriors
who stand up to such a cruel fate.
[00:57] ---
And here is what happened to
the losers of a Summoner Test War.
[01:05] ---
Even after my student discount,
a movie ticket costs 1000 yen!
[01:08] ---
A medium Coke is 300 yen!
[01:10] ---
A small popcorn is 400 yen!
[01:13] ---
And all that only lasts 2 hours?!
[01:16] ---
How frightening these movie theaters are!
[01:19] ---
Yoshii...
[01:20] ---
Wh... What is it, Himeji?
[01:22] ---
Would you like... to see this one?
[01:24] ---
Oh I see, that looks good.
Let's see this one, Aki.
[01:27] ---
R-Really? Then don't worry
about me. You two go see it.
[01:32] ---
What?! Why?!
[01:32] ---
What?! Why is that?!
[01:34] ---
Then do you want to see an anime?
[01:35] ---
No, it's not like that.
[01:37] ---
Just give it up, Akihisa.
[01:40] ---
Men are... powerless.
[01:44] ---
Y-Yuuji...
[01:45] ---
Yuuji, which one would you like to see?
[01:47] ---
I wanna be free soon.
[01:49] ---
Then, Apocalypse Now Redux.
[01:51] ---
Hey, wait! That lasts 3 hours and 23 minutes!
[01:54] ---
We'll watch it twice.
[01:55] ---
That's longer than all
the day's classes combined!
[01:57] ---
Since I can't see you during
classes, I'm making up for lost time.
[02:03] ---
Definitely going home!
[02:04] ---
Today... I won't let you.
[02:07] ---
Wh-What, Shouko?!
What's that?! What?! Ah! Hey...!
[02:12] ---
Two student tickets for
the next two showings.
[02:13] ---
Okay! So one student
and one unconscious student
[02:16] ---
to watch it twice for no good reason, right?
[02:17] ---
What a happy couple.
[02:19] ---
Don't you just adore couples like that?
[02:27] ---
What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?
[02:32] ---
One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!
[02:35] ---
One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!
[02:39] ---
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
[02:48] ---
"Nice to encounter you,"
that one's too easy!
[02:51] ---
There's only one answer
that I decided on at the start
[02:54] ---
My heart fluttered. Will I pass?
[02:56] ---
I won't panic whether
it's a matter of love or war
[02:59] ---
I sigh as I cram all night long
[03:01] ---
There's a genius dreamer inside of me
[03:04] ---
It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true
[03:06] ---
Pay no mind to other people's worlds
[03:09] ---
Perfect-area complete!
[03:12] ---
I'll definitely be waiting right here.
[03:14] ---
Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it
[03:21] ---
Ah! Ear! Ear!
[03:22] ---
Why? We just keep missing each other
[03:25] ---
If you came to me for advice, it'd go like
[03:28] ---
"So, friends?" "Yes, friends."
[03:30] ---
That's a sad 0 points.
[03:33] ---
No! Do it again! Rewrite it!
[03:36] ---
I'm serious, one
more chance please
[03:38] ---
You know, there's a future
more wonderful than now
[03:43] ---
Make it more wonderful than
now... my life, my life, my life
[03:52] ---
Akihisa Yoshii. His parents
are working overseas.
[03:56] ---
His older sister is studying abroad
and does not live at home, either.
[03:59] ---
So he was fully enjoying
a carefree life living alone.
[04:02] ---
I guess for breakfast...
[04:06] ---
I should eat light so I can have
a bigger meal for dinner, right?
[04:09] ---
Hmm... I'll eat this one for breakfast
and eat the slightly bigger one for dinner!
[04:15] ---
He was fully enjoying it.
[04:25] ---
Ah... Good morning, Mr. Fukuhara.
[04:28] ---
Ah, good morning.
[04:52] ---
Ow, ow, ow...
[04:54] ---
Ah!
[04:54] ---
Ow, ow, ow...
[04:57] ---
You're Yoshii from Class F!
[05:00] ---
If I remember correctly,
you're Kubo from Class A?
[05:02] ---
That's right! I'm Year 2's
No. 2 student, Toshimitsu Kubo!
[05:06] ---
Oh no. I'd better hurry up or I won't
have time to prepare for the first class!
[05:09] ---
Well then...
[05:10] ---
--Hey!
- -What is it?
[05:11] ---
That... you don't need that?
[05:14] ---
No... I guess not, since
it can't be eaten any more.
[05:17] ---
Can I have it?
[05:18] ---
What? You don't mind?
[05:20] ---
No, I don't mind.
[05:23] ---
To think that he wants
something I took a bite out of...
[05:26] ---
I-If I pick it up within
30 seconds, it'll be fine.
[05:34] ---
I... I do mind.
[05:37] ---
What?! Why?!
[05:39] ---
You're too bold.
[05:41] ---
Others are... watching.
[05:44] ---
I see... That's true.
[05:47] ---
Then... see you some other time.
[05:49] ---
O-Okay.
[05:52] ---
Now!
[05:57] ---
Hm?
[06:00] ---
Oh? Did I step on something?
[06:03] ---
Yes... my lifeline.
[06:11] ---
Ah, good morning, Himeji!
[06:13] ---
Huh?! G-Good morning, Yoshii.
[06:23] ---
Is that... a love letter
to give to Yuuji after all?
[06:26] ---
But Yuuji's got Kirishima, so...
[06:29] ---
Hey! You're early for a change, Akihisa.
[06:31] ---
Ah...
[06:32] ---
How was yesterday?
[06:33] ---
This month's food budget disappeared
[06:35] ---
into the darkness of the
movie theater in no time.
[06:38] ---
How about you?
[06:38] ---
When I woke up, it was a scene
where a buffalo tied to a pole was killed.
[06:43] ---
Huh?
[06:43] ---
I tried to find a chance to run,
[06:45] ---
but I got an electric shock
again and became unconscious...
[06:48] ---
And when I woke up, the buffalo was again...
[06:51] ---
So you guys really watched it twice.
[06:52] ---
If I try to run again, I might
lose consciousness again...
[06:55] ---
I was seized by this compulsive
idea and thought I might forever wake to
[06:58] ---
the scene where they kill the buffalo,
so I became unable to run any more.
[07:01] ---
So you'll never be able to see
the first part of the movie, huh?
[07:04] ---
Ahh... More importantly...
[07:06] ---
how am I gonna survive until I get
money from my parents next time?
[07:08] ---
You can sell that mountain
of video games you have.
[07:11] ---
I can't believe you said that!
[07:12] ---
Those are irreplaceable, excellent works!
[07:15] ---
How could I ever exchange
them for something like food?!
[07:17] ---
Do you know the saying,
"You reap what you sow"?
[07:20] ---
You can say that because
you still have breathing room!
[07:22] ---
In my case, it's a life-or-death situation!
[07:24] ---
Akihisa...
[07:26] ---
Do you really think that my life isn't at risk?
[07:34] ---
Sorry...
[07:36] ---
That's okay.
[07:39] ---
I never thought... that our equipment
would get worse than that. This is...
[07:45] ---
Hm?
[07:45] ---
all your fault!
[07:47] ---
Complaining about the outcome
of everyone working together?
[07:50] ---
What an unrefined guy you are.
[07:51] ---
You lost all by yourself!
[07:53] ---
What're you saying, Aki?!
[07:54] ---
Hm?
[07:55] ---
You're not in a position to talk, are you?!
[07:57] ---
Neither of us were any help
at all in the war, you know.
[08:01] ---
Yeah, true...
[08:02] ---
Lady Minami, too, had poor judgment
so Hideyoshi's older sister was...
[08:06] ---
My skull feels like it's about
to split! Ow, ow, ow, ow...!
[08:07] ---
What's with this "Lady" Minami?! Are you mocking me?
[08:09] ---
But you told me to call you that! Hey! Ow!
[08:11] ---
Call me just Minami!
[08:12] ---
Minami had poor judgment so... Ow, ow,
ow...! You're gonna shatter my temples!
[08:16] ---
This technique... is no fun.
[08:20] ---
But he was the key to our strategy
[08:23] ---
and yet he couldn't get 100%
in an elementary school level test!
[08:26] ---
You shouldn't blame Sakamoto.
[08:30] ---
What's the problem? I like... this classroom...
[08:35] ---
I knew it... Himeji really likes Yuuji...
[08:38] ---
...because in this classroom,
I can sit anywhere I want.
[08:43] ---
Ding-dang-dong...!
[08:45] ---
All right, then! Time for homeroom.
[08:48] ---
Everyone, have a seat!
Oh, you're all sitting, huh?!
[08:51] ---
Oh? Why are you here, Mr. Nishimura?
[08:54] ---
Since you guys are so stupid, we
wanted to bring up your scores a little.
[08:58] ---
So, it was decided that I,
the one in charge of remedial classes,
[09:02] ---
will replace Mr. Fukuhara as Class F
homeroom teacher starting today!
[09:04] ---
What?!
[09:06] ---
And it was also decided
that I'll be the narrator.
[09:08] ---
What?!
[09:10] ---
Iron Man is our homeroom teacher?!
[09:11] ---
I'll mercilessly and vigorously put you
through the wringer. So be prepared!
[09:18] ---
Ahh...
[09:19] ---
Now it's like every day is
a remedial class by a demon.
[09:22] ---
Yeah. I wonder if there's
something that can be done about it.
[09:25] ---
Oh yeah! All we have to do is fight
in a Summoner Test War again and win!
[09:29] ---
That's not possible.
[09:30] ---
Why?!
[09:31] ---
Once a class loses, the rules forbid
them to declare a war for three months.
[09:35] ---
Three...!
[09:36] ---
Well, three months will pass in no time.
[09:39] ---
We'll come up with a new
strategy in the meantime.
[09:41] ---
Ahh! Why is this happening?!
[09:44] ---
There are good things, too.
[09:45] ---
Hm?
[09:46] ---
500 yen per pic.
[09:48] ---
Deal!
[09:49] ---
Thanks, as always!
[09:49] ---
Whoa! This is an original pic! The Round Card Girl!
[09:51] ---
What about your food budget?
[09:56] ---
What're you worried about?
[09:58] ---
"Secret Photo Album, Vol. 3"
"2-F Akihisa Yoshii"
[09:59] ---
I'm a man! I have no regrets!
[10:01] ---
What a brave man.
[10:02] ---
Now it's certain that I'll have one cup
noodle per day until I get more money.
[10:07] ---
Akihisa... Aren't you forgetting something?
[10:10] ---
What?
[10:11] ---
Oh, there you are!
[10:14] ---
Hey, Aki. When and where
should we meet up this weekend?
[10:18] ---
Meet... up?
[10:19] ---
Don't tell me you forgot about it.
You promised to treat me to crepes, right?
[10:23] ---
What?! D-Didn't treating you yesterday cover it?
[10:27] ---
Yesterday is yesterday. Promise is promise!
[10:30] ---
May I join you?
[10:32] ---
What?! You too, Himeji?!
[10:34] ---
To tell you the truth, there's a
movie I want to see with you, Yoshii.
[10:38] ---
M... My... food budget...!
[10:46] ---
Idiot Test!
[10:51] ---
Now, the weekend after
the new narrator started...
[10:54] ---
Cup noodle artisans start working early.
[10:59] ---
That one's for dinner and this one is...
[11:00] ---
Ah?!
[11:01] ---
First, I cut it in half and eat one half.
[11:04] ---
Then next time, I cut the
remaining half in half and eat one half.
[11:07] ---
And then, the next time, too, I cut that
in half and eat one half. If I keep doing it...
[11:12] ---
I can eat one cup noodle forever! I might be...
[11:17] ---
a genius...
[11:18] ---
He was fully enjoying it in a lot of ways.
[11:22] ---
Even so, I can't waste money, can I?
[11:29] ---
Wait! When you think about it,
[11:31] ---
isn't going out for movies or
having crepes with girls... a date?
[11:38] ---
That's right. This is a date!
It's not a punishment!
[11:42] ---
If that's the case, spending a little money
[11:43] ---
shouldn't be a problem at all, right?
[11:46] ---
Ah! Himeji!
[11:52] ---
Ah... That's...!
[11:56] ---
I knew it... It's a punishment.
[12:00] ---
What're you doing, Aki?
[12:01] ---
Hm?
[12:06] ---
I was being beaten
down by the absurdity of life.
[12:09] ---
Yoshii?!
[12:10] ---
Good morning, Mizuki! That outfit is cute.
[12:13] ---
Thank you very much.
[12:14] ---
But I spent so much time picking
an outfit that I was almost late.
[12:18] ---
I couldn't make up my mind what
to wear, either, until just earlier.
[12:21] ---
I'm glad that I can still
wear the shirt from last year.
[12:23] ---
I see. In other words,
since last year, you haven't...
[12:26] ---
My knees are about to be twisted in a wrong...
[12:30] ---
Hey, I didn't say anything yet!
[12:32] ---
I know what you were going to
say, so what's the problem?!
[12:32] ---
Ow, ow, ow...! Rope! Rope!
[12:36] ---
Whoa! Almost...! Almost...! Almost...!
[12:39] ---
What's Muttsulini doing here?
[12:41] ---
Independent training.
[12:43] ---
What would you like to see, Yoshii?
[12:45] ---
You can pick today.
[12:46] ---
Me?!
[12:48] ---
They all cost the same, right?
[12:50] ---
Then maybe a longer one is a better deal?
[12:52] ---
What do you wanna see, Yuuji?
[12:55] ---
Will my wish... be granted?
[12:59] ---
Then, War and Peace.
[13:00] ---
Hey, that lasts 7 hours and 4 minutes!
[13:02] ---
We'll watch it twice.
[13:03] ---
There's no way I can keep
sitting for 14 hours and 8 minutes!
[13:06] ---
If you get bored... you
can take a nap next to me.
[13:09] ---
You mean lose consciousness, right?!
[13:10] ---
Don't worry. I'll be with you the whole time so it's the same.
[13:13] ---
Two student tickets for the next two showings.
[13:15] ---
Okay! So one student and
one unconscious student again
[13:18] ---
to watch it twice for no good reason, right?
[13:19] ---
I envy those who can openly
express their feeling to others.
[13:22] ---
Don't you just adore couples like that?
[13:24] ---
I'll pick a shorter one.
[13:27] ---
Are you sure you're not eating, Aki?
[13:29] ---
This is good.
[13:30] ---
W-Well, actually, I'm particular
about food and crepes are not for me.
[13:36] ---
"Someone who'd try to eat bread
off the ground would say that?"
[13:38] ---
I have to save even a little here or
I'll have no money to buy food tomorrow.
[13:41] ---
"You should just be honest and
tell them you don't have money."
[13:44] ---
I see... My banana crepe
is a little too much for me
[13:47] ---
so I wanted you to help me.
[13:49] ---
What?
[13:50] ---
I wanted you to have a bite of
my strawberry crepe, too, but...
[13:56] ---
What?!
[13:57] ---
If you don't like crepes...
[13:59] ---
Right. Sorry.
[14:02] ---
Stupid me! Why did I have to do that?!
[14:05] ---
"See, I told you..."
[14:06] ---
My chance for a mouth-to-mouth
crepe from Himeji was...
[14:09] ---
"Well, this isn't that kind of game, is it?"
[14:11] ---
At the least, with just that one bite,
[14:13] ---
I could've gotten more
calories than my breakfast.
[14:15] ---
Why don't you try just a little?
[14:18] ---
What?
[14:19] ---
This is good.
[14:21] ---
I-If you insist...
[14:23] ---
Y-Yoshii! Have mine, too!
[14:26] ---
What?! Mine's first!
[14:28] ---
I don't think it's a matter of who goes first!
[14:31] ---
Now, open your mouth.
[14:35] ---
No! Honey!
[14:39] ---
This is terrible!
[14:40] ---
To think that you give your sweet, sweet crepe
[14:42] ---
to that filthy domestic animal with
the fork that you put in your mouth!
[14:46] ---
I can't let it happen!
[14:47] ---
In order for this pig to no longer
get carried away and behave rudely...
[14:51] ---
Er... a pig?
[14:52] ---
I'll bring him to justice right here right now!
[14:53] ---
What?! Me?!
[14:58] ---
"Theory of English Grammar"
[15:01] ---
Ahh! Out of my way! Out of my way!
[15:02] ---
"Bam!"
[15:05] ---
Ahh! The crepes are...!
It hasn't been 30 seconds yet...
[15:09] ---
Hold it, you pig!
[15:11] ---
Stop it, Miharu!
[15:12] ---
Please wait for me, everyone!
[15:16] ---
Yoshii... You made my face dirty...
[15:22] ---
"Sarukashira Park"
[15:23] ---
What did I do to deserve this?
[15:25] ---
She's special, so...
[15:27] ---
Special?!
[15:28] ---
Oh, Akihisa! What're you doing?
[15:30] ---
Hideyoshi! This way!
[15:32] ---
Ahh! What's going on?!
[15:33] ---
You pig! Where'd you go?!
[15:36] ---
Get your scent on my honey
[15:38] ---
and I'll burn you to death immediately!
[15:40] ---
Where'd you go?! That way?! This way?!
[15:42] ---
Wh-Why are you avoiding me, too?!
[15:44] ---
Well, she said she'd burn me to death, so...
[15:46] ---
I don't know what's going on,
[15:48] ---
but are you guys running away from someone?
[15:48] ---
That way?! This way?!
[15:50] ---
Yeah. Is there a good way to run away from her?
[15:50] ---
Or... this way?! This way?! This way?! Which way?!
[15:54] ---
I wish I could at least use my Avatar...
[15:56] ---
We can't use the summoning system
outside of academy premises.
[15:57] ---
You pig! You jerk!
[16:00] ---
Yeah.
[16:01] ---
That's right. I happen to have an
outfit from my drama club with me.
[16:04] ---
You pig! You pig! You pig!
[16:04] ---
Why don't you put this on as a disguise?
[16:06] ---
Disguise?
[16:09] ---
Hey, it's not a guy's outfit?
[16:12] ---
The club members said it was for me,
[16:15] ---
so I just assumed that it was a guy's outfit.
[16:18] ---
There's no way an outfit for
you would be guy's clothes!
[16:20] ---
He somehow looks really cute.
[16:23] ---
What's this sense of defeat I'm feeling?
[16:24] ---
This isn't good.
[16:27] ---
There you are!
[16:30] ---
Stop resisting and...
What's with that appearance?
[16:33] ---
Don't ask! It's hard to answer.
[16:35] ---
That's filthy! How impure!
[16:37] ---
If you think that dressing like a girl is
all it takes to get my honey to like you,
[16:40] ---
you're dead wrong!
[16:41] ---
Well, it's you who's dead wrong.
[16:43] ---
Like normal girls, I like guys!
[16:45] ---
How dare you profane my sacred
relationship with my honey, you pig!
[16:48] ---
I'll never forgive you!
[16:49] ---
What'd I do?!
[16:52] ---
Looks like it backfired.
[16:54] ---
Well, there is a bright side...
[16:57] ---
What do we do? She's still chasing us!
[16:59] ---
We're out of options.
Let's split into three and run!
[17:02] ---
Doesn't that mean that
I'll become her only target?!
[17:04] ---
Oh yeah! I've got an idea!
Let's escape to Fumizuki Academy!
[17:08] ---
To the Academy?!
[17:09] ---
Oh, I see!
[17:13] ---
I found a teacher!
[17:14] ---
Ms. Takeuchi teaches modern Japanese.
[17:16] ---
I won't be any help at all.
[17:18] ---
This isn't the time to be picky!
[17:23] ---
Ms. Takeuchi! We'd like
to fight a mock ST War.
[17:26] ---
What? Oh, okay. I approve.
[17:32] ---
Okay! I'm summoning my Avatar... Summon!
[17:37] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[17:43] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar...
[17:49] ---
Summon!
[17:52] ---
Ah! How mean! Are you
trying to hinder my love?!
[17:56] ---
Summon!
[17:58] ---
As long as we have Himeji's
Avatar, there's nothing to fear.
[18:01] ---
We can win!
[18:03] ---
Shimizu, I'm sorry!
[18:05] ---
Not so easy!
[18:08] ---
What?! Me?!
[18:10] ---
No way!
[18:16] ---
"Mizuki, Minami, Akihisa Win"
[18:17] ---
Those who died with their score reduced
to zero will be given a remedial class!
[18:20] ---
What?! Today's a holiday!
[18:23] ---
To me, even a remedial class by
a demon is heaven if I'm with you!
[18:27] ---
I'm with my honey!
[18:27] ---
I don't want to!
[18:29] ---
Yoshii! Have you...
[18:31] ---
discovered your true self?
[18:32] ---
Huh?
[18:35] ---
This is a misunderstanding!
[18:41] ---
Ahh... I'm exhausted.
[18:43] ---
Yeah. I wonder if Minami and Shimizu are okay.
[18:47] ---
Shimizu might be happy being with Minami.
[18:50] ---
Yoshii... About today... I'm sorry.
[18:54] ---
What?
[18:56] ---
We dragged you around...
[18:58] ---
But I had a lot of fun.
[19:01] ---
Well... I had fun, too, Himeji.
[19:07] ---
You really are a kind person, you've
been that way since elementary school.
[19:11] ---
What?
[19:13] ---
The time we took the placement test, too...
[19:14] ---
When I left in the middle of the test,
[19:16] ---
you talked to the teacher,
saying that giving me zero points
[19:19] ---
just because I had to leave the
room due to sickness wasn't right.
[19:22] ---
But he said staying healthy to get
ready for the test is also part of the test...
[19:27] ---
So it didn't go anywhere.
[19:29] ---
About the Summoner
Test War the other day, too...
[19:32] ---
You suggested that for me, right?
[19:35] ---
What?
[19:36] ---
Sakamoto told me.
[19:38] ---
Yuuji did?
[19:40] ---
I was...
[19:42] ---
very happy to hear that.
[19:44] ---
I... see...
[19:47] ---
Himeji...
[19:48] ---
Yes?
[19:49] ---
Uhm... about the letter you
were writing the other day...
[19:55] ---
Is that... really...
[20:00] ---
You're talking about this?
[20:02] ---
This letter is... an unhappy chain letter!
[20:06] ---
What?!
[20:07] ---
Did you know...
[20:09] ---
that if you don't mail it out within
three days, you'll become unhappy?
[20:15] ---
I didn't have the courage to mail it...
so three days have passed.
[20:21] ---
Feeling this much pain...
[20:24] ---
This might really be an
unhappy chain letter like you said.
[20:30] ---
Hime... ji...
[20:34] ---
If you like... I can...
[20:37] ---
No...
[20:40] ---
Someday for sure... I'll deliver
this to him myself, with my own will!
[20:47] ---
I see.
[20:50] ---
Someday... for sure...
Will you give me your support?
[20:55] ---
Yeah. I'll be praying
that it'll work out for you.
[20:59] ---
Thank you very much!
[21:06] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[21:12] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[21:15] ---
The end of the school day is bliss
[21:18] ---
If I am to put it into words, "It's really angelic!"
[21:21] ---
My peace was shattered
by a sudden announcement
[21:24] ---
Talking about the make up test. "This is Hell!"
[21:27] ---
While my friends and I were
sharing funny stories, I said,
[21:31] ---
"There's no way anyone is that stupid"
[21:33] ---
But the truth is, deep down in my heart
[21:37] ---
I was shouting, "That was me!"
[21:41] ---
About that "Monthly Parking"
sign you see in the parking lot
[21:47] ---
I thought it was the name of a company...
[21:53] ---
All this time...
[21:56] ---
Sticking to your idiocy can be cool
[21:59] ---
Is our common sense nonsense?
[22:02] ---
We don't need rules in this world
[22:05] ---
It's dog eat dog food! It's social upheaval!
[22:08] ---
Look!
[22:10] ---
The sun that rose from the west is setting
[22:14] ---
Run home! It's dinner time already.
[22:18] ---
Let's go home! Let's go home!
[22:36] ---
Breakfast...
[22:37] ---
At any rate, he was fully enjoying it.
[22:40] ---
"Yoshii"
[22:42] ---
Oh? I wonder what this is.
[22:45] ---
Let's see... "To Yoshii.
[22:47] ---
You might be surprised
to receive a letter like this.
[22:51] ---
But I'm writing this because
I wanted to tell you my true feelings."
[22:56] ---
This... is... a... love letter?!
[23:01] ---
"You're always cheerful.
[23:04] ---
I've come to realize that seeing your
cheerful face makes me feel at ease."
[23:07] ---
Hey! Whoa!
[23:09] ---
"One day, I'd like to express my manly
feelings to you. Please accept them.
[23:14] ---
To my dear Yoshii..." I see...
[23:18] ---
Hey! "Manly"?!
[23:20] ---
It's from a guy?!
[23:24] ---
Hey, Akihisa, who did you get the letter from?
[23:26] ---
It's gone! The letter is gone!
[23:29] ---
I had an original photo
that I just bought in it, too!
[23:31] ---
Oh... well... The sender's
(my) name isn't on it, so...
[23:37] ---
This is...
[23:40] ---
Good luck.
[23:41] ---
Noooo!
[23:43] ---
On top of that, even an
original photo was enclosed.
[23:47] ---
Someday...
[23:49] ---
for sure!
[23:51] ---
Question 4.
[23:52] ---
What is described as
"made of spice and all things nice"
[23:56] ---
in one of the Mother Goose songs?
[23:58] ---
Curry and rice!
[24:00] ---
Little girls are not food.
[24:01] ---
Next episode! "Love, Spices, and Boxed Lunches!"
[24:04] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
4 - Love, Spices, and Boxed Lunches
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[00:18] ---
Hey, Yoshii.
[00:19] ---
Yes sir!
[00:20] ---
Summon!
[00:22] ---
The Avatar of probationary student
Akihisa Yoshii has special features.
[00:27] ---
Not only can he touch objects,
but by using his augmented strength...
[00:33] ---
Go get the world map.
[00:35] ---
Okay.
[00:37] ---
...he is forced to help
teachers with their chores.
[00:40] ---
Yoshii! Bring the desks
to the audio-visual room.
[00:43] ---
What?
[00:45] ---
Yoshii! Move the soccer goalpost back.
[00:48] ---
Again? Why am I the only
one who gets ordered around?!
[00:51] ---
That's how probationary students are treated.
[00:54] ---
Man, I'm so ticked!
[00:58] ---
The probationary student receives
the same pain his Avatar receives as well.
[01:04] ---
I'll give you a small test next,
so review what you've learned so far.
[01:08] ---
I'll avenge you.
[01:14] ---
Dummy.
[01:22] ---
Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou
[01:27] ---
One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!
[01:30] ---
One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!
[01:34] ---
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
[01:43] ---
Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo
[01:46] ---
Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu
[01:49] ---
Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?
[01:51] ---
Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai
[01:54] ---
Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki
[01:56] ---
Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer
[01:59] ---
Omou koto mina kanaeba iina
[02:02] ---
Hito no sekai wa kinishinai
[02:04] ---
Perfect-area complete!
[02:07] ---
Zettai koko de matterunda
[02:09] ---
Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo
[02:16] ---
Ah! Ear! Ear!
[02:17] ---
Why? Tomaranai surechigai
[02:20] ---
Watashi ga soudan aite nara
[02:23] ---
"Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."
[02:25] ---
Kanashiki rei ten dane
[02:28] ---
No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi
[02:31] ---
Honki de one more chance please
[02:33] ---
Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni
[02:38] ---
Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!
[02:47] ---
"Episode 4"
"Love, Spices, and Boxed Lunches"
[02:49] ---
Today is Sunday. However...
[02:51] ---
This is it for today. Make sure
you review when you get home.
[02:55] ---
Okay.
[02:57] ---
...despite that, Year 2,
Class F had a remedial class.
[03:01] ---
By the way, Yoshii, what happened to you?
[03:05] ---
Well, I tried for a little revenge...
[03:07] ---
So you got beaten up instead, huh?
[03:11] ---
Ahh... I'm hungry.
[03:13] ---
Since he made me do so much
work today, I'm hungrier than usual.
[03:17] ---
Your Avatar seems convenient,
but he's actually inconvenient, isn't he?
[03:23] ---
Yuuji. Lunch time.
[03:24] ---
Shouko! Why? Class A isn't
taking a remedial class, right?
[03:28] ---
I was studying by myself. If you're
here, I'll come in even on Sundays.
[03:33] ---
You don't have to.
[03:34] ---
If you're not here, I won't come
in even during the weekdays.
[03:37] ---
That can be a problem.
[03:38] ---
Oh... You brought a boxed lunch today?
[03:43] ---
What's that?
[03:44] ---
One sixty-seventh of a cup noodle.
[03:46] ---
One sixty-seventh?
[03:48] ---
One half of one half of one half
of one half of one half of one half.
[03:52] ---
Akihisa, that's one sixty-fourth.
[03:55] ---
Calculating fractions is
your weak spot, isn't it?
[03:59] ---
I'm done eating.
[04:01] ---
How pitiful...
[04:02] ---
That's a lunch that moves you to tears.
[04:06] ---
I-I guess it can't be helped. Would
you like me to share my lunch with you?
[04:10] ---
Really?
[04:11] ---
I made too much and brought extra with me.
[04:13] ---
It'll be a waste if I ditch it,
so do you wanna eat it?
[04:15] ---
I'll eat it!
[04:16] ---
Hold on a sec, okay? Hm? Huh?
[04:21] ---
I'm sorry... looks like I left it at home.
[04:23] ---
Aw man...
[04:26] ---
After all that effort...
[04:28] ---
Don't worry.
[04:29] ---
Thinking that you could do a girly
thing like making a boxed lunch was my...
[04:34] ---
spine is being shattered!
[04:36] ---
I told you that I just forgot to bring it!
[04:39] ---
Almost... Almost...
[04:41] ---
"I can almost see, but not quite"
"A little further...!!"
[04:42] ---
"Fingers" "Eyes"
[04:42] ---
Ahh! Ouch! My eyes! My eyes!
[04:43] ---
You can't look at it, Yuuji.
[04:47] ---
You guys are lively, as usual.
[04:51] ---
Excuse me...
[04:52] ---
Hm?
[04:52] ---
Is this Class F, the class for idiots?
[04:55] ---
Hazuki?! What are you doing here?
[04:57] ---
Ah, Big Sis!
[04:59] ---
Hazuki, you said?
[05:01] ---
Ah! Stupid Big Brother!
[05:02] ---
How amazing, Akihisa.
[05:04] ---
I never expected your stupidity
to be known to the entire country.
[05:07] ---
Could you at least say "throughout town"?!
[05:08] ---
I knew it! It's Stupid Big Brother!
[05:11] ---
Hey, Hazuki, how do you know Aki?
[05:14] ---
Because he'll be my husband.
[05:18] ---
Stupid Big Brother and I are
dating with an eye towards marriage!
[05:22] ---
What?!
[05:24] ---
Akihisa was personally
acquainted with Hazuki in the past.
[05:27] ---
I will explain how he came
to know her some other time.
[05:30] ---
H-Hey, Aki! What'd you
do to my little sister?!
[05:33] ---
We're now starting the inquisition.
[05:36] ---
Ahh! What're all you guys doing?!
[05:39] ---
The nature of the crime:
the defendant, Akihisa Yoshii,
[05:43] ---
committed a serious crime by dating a girl
[05:45] ---
in clear disobedience of the
Inquisition's pledge of blood.
[05:49] ---
Is it true and correct?
[05:51] ---
True and correct!
[05:53] ---
Defendant. Do you have any last words?
[05:56] ---
Why "last words" before the defense?
[05:59] ---
Guilty. Death penalty.
[06:00] ---
What grade are you in?
[06:00] ---
Ahh! Hey! Ahh! Stop it! What?!
[06:02] ---
I'm in fifth grade!
[06:04] ---
What're you doing?! Stop it! Stop it!
[06:04] ---
Well, well, you're more sensible than Akihisa.
[06:06] ---
Ahh! Don't touch there! Ahh!
[06:06] ---
Ah! Pretty Big Sister!
[06:09] ---
But it might feel kinda good. Ahh!
[06:09] ---
Hello, Hazuki.
[06:11] ---
So, what brought you here today?
[06:14] ---
Oh, that's right! Here!
You left these at home, Big Sis!
[06:17] ---
My boxed lunch! Thanks, Hazuki!
[06:20] ---
Good... So you brought both.
[06:24] ---
See? I wasn't lying. I can make
things like boxed lunches just fine.
[06:29] ---
Oh, so that was it.
[06:31] ---
You woke up early, which you
rarely do, and made them eagerly.
[06:35] ---
So I was wondering why.
Now I know. You wanted Stupid Big Bro...
[06:40] ---
I-I wonder what she's talking
about. What a weird kid.
[06:43] ---
Oh, I see. So you made that
boxed lunch for Akihisa, huh?
[06:47] ---
No! Why would I do that for Aki?!
[06:51] ---
Then what were you making eagerly?
[06:54] ---
Th-That wasn't the boxed lunch. You know!
[06:57] ---
It was a model.
[06:58] ---
A model?!
[06:59] ---
A one thirty-fifth scale King Tiger!
[07:02] ---
A German heavy tank...?!
[07:03] ---
Good for you, Akihisa. That's bigger
than one sixty-fourth cup noodle.
[07:08] ---
The size isn't in question here!
[07:09] ---
It might unexpectedly taste good.
[07:10] ---
It's an inorganic substance! You can't eat it!
[07:13] ---
A-Anyway, this is just an extra.
I didn't make it for Aki, okay?!
[07:18] ---
Oh? What's the matter, Himeji?
[07:21] ---
What? No, nothing!
[07:23] ---
Is that... a boxed lunch?
[07:25] ---
Oh? You made it, too?
[07:27] ---
Y-Yes... though I couldn't make it that well.
[07:36] ---
U... Uhm...
[07:39] ---
To tell you the truth... I made this for Yoshii.
[07:43] ---
Yoshii, if you like, could you eat this?
[07:47] ---
We're now starting the inquisition.
[07:48] ---
Ahhh?! Hold on... Hold on a sec!
[07:52] ---
Guilty. Death penalty.
[07:53] ---
I'm not even given an
opportunity to speak this time?!
[07:55] ---
Please wait! It's not like that!
[07:58] ---
Ah... This is...
[08:01] ---
Well... Uhm... It's not like that.
[08:08] ---
This boxed lunch was... Uhm...
[08:15] ---
You'll be tortured and then... death penalty!
[08:17] ---
Ahh! Hey! Whoa! They really
started a fire! Ahh! A real fire!
[08:21] ---
Oh? Big Sis?
[08:21] ---
Ahhhhhhhh!
[08:30] ---
Dummy...
[08:36] ---
Idiot Test
[08:40] ---
Are you okay, Yoshii?
[08:43] ---
I'm fine...
[08:44] ---
If it means I can eat the boxed
lunch you made, this is nothing.
[08:48] ---
Oh... How flattering.
[08:51] ---
You can eat it without being interrupted here.
[08:54] ---
Yeah.
[08:58] ---
Whoa! That looks delicious!
[08:59] ---
You're gonna make me blush.
[09:01] ---
Ah... I forgot to bring
something to drink. I'll go get it.
[09:09] ---
Ahh... Himeji is cute, smart, and
on top of that, she can even cook...
[09:14] ---
She's too good for you.
[09:16] ---
Ah! Yuuji! What're you doing?!
[09:18] ---
I think I'll have some, too.
[09:21] ---
Ahh! You too, Hideyoshi?!
[09:23] ---
What's the problem?
It's just one piece. Don't be so stin--
[09:28] ---
Yuuji?!
[09:31] ---
Hideyoshi?! What's the matter, you two?!
[09:33] ---
This is bad, Muttsulini! We should
take them to the nurse's office!
[09:37] ---
Muttsulini!
[09:40] ---
D-Don't tell me this lunch was the...!
[09:43] ---
No way... when it looks so delicious...!
[10:05] ---
That was close. My soul was almost taken away.
[10:12] ---
There's no mistake. They fell
because of this boxed lunch.
[10:16] ---
To think that the smell
alone is this dangerous...
[10:18] ---
A... Akihisa...
[10:20] ---
Hideyoshi!
[10:22] ---
The plate... Hand me the plate.
[10:25] ---
The plate?
[10:26] ---
"Once you've had poison, you
might as well have the plate, too."
[10:30] ---
That saying means that if you
eat the plate, too, you'll be fine.
[10:35] ---
This is bad! His thinking ability is paralyzed!
[10:38] ---
I got something to drink.
[10:40] ---
Himeji...
[10:41] ---
Oh? What happened to them?
[10:44] ---
Um... They got sleepy after eating,
so they said they'd take a nap.
[10:49] ---
If you sleep right after
you eat, you'll become a cow.
[10:52] ---
If it means staying alive,
being a cow may be better.
[10:57] ---
Here you go.
[10:58] ---
Ah... Th-Thanks, Himeji.
[11:06] ---
This is bad... What should I do?
[11:07] ---
"You'd better eat or Himeji will be sad."
[11:11] ---
"You'd better eat or Himeji will be sad."
"Don't eat it. There'll be consequences."
[11:13] ---
"...consequences"
[11:14] ---
"If you tell the truth, Himeji will be hurt."
[11:14] ---
"If you tell the truth, Himeji will be hurt."
"Do you wanna die?"
[11:16] ---
Oh? You're not eating?
[11:19] ---
W-Well, I feel like this is
too precious to eat, so...
[11:23] ---
"It's your life that's
precious, right?!"
[11:24] ---
Could it be... that it was a bother for you?
[11:27] ---
No way! There's no way that's the case!
[11:29] ---
I'm very glad!
[11:31] ---
"Your consideration by itself makes me glad."
[11:32] ---
"Rather, I'll take just the consideration."
[11:33] ---
Good...
[11:35] ---
A-Are you the type who
samples the food while cooking?
[11:40] ---
People say that if you sample
while cooking, you'll gain weight, so...
[11:44] ---
And...
[11:45] ---
And?
[11:48] ---
I wanted you to eat it first.
[11:53] ---
The paths of retreat are all cut off now.
[11:56] ---
Why do the angel and
devil have the same opinion?!
[11:59] ---
A... Akihisa...
[12:00] ---
Yuuji!
[12:01] ---
Sakamoto...
[12:02] ---
Sorry, Himeji. May I have
something to drink, too?
[12:06] ---
Could you go buy oolong tea?
[12:09] ---
Okay, no problem.
[12:12] ---
Yuuji!
[12:13] ---
Akihisa... I'll give you some good advice.
[12:17] ---
Listen good.
[12:18] ---
From ancient times, there have
existed many spices used as antidotes.
[12:22] ---
In the time before refrigerators were available,
[12:24] ---
people used the sterilizing
ability of spices to store food.
[12:27] ---
And, it is said that in girls'
cooking, love is, indeed, the best spice.
[12:33] ---
Are you... possibly saying...
[12:35] ---
That's right, Akihisa.
[12:37] ---
Neutralize the poison
with the spice called love!
[12:41] ---
I see... I get it, Yuuji!
[12:44] ---
This is a trial given to me!
[12:46] ---
Don't worry. I'll overcome
any hardship for the sake of love!
[12:52] ---
As long as I have the best spice
called love, no matter what poison it is...
[13:07] ---
So love doesn't have a
detoxifying effect... noted.
[13:10] ---
Akihisa is a brave man.
[13:13] ---
Amen.
[13:15] ---
Oh? What happened to Yoshii?
[13:18] ---
He said he got sleepy since he ate lunch.
[13:21] ---
If you sleep right after
you eat, you'll become a cow.
[13:26] ---
Come to think of it, what happened to Shimada?
[13:32] ---
After all that effort...
[13:35] ---
I wish I had been honest
and asked him to eat it.
[13:42] ---
I never thought that Himeji would
have a subject that she's bad at.
[13:48] ---
I'm hungrier now.
[13:52] ---
Aki...
[13:52] ---
Stupid Big Brother!
[13:55] ---
Hazuki?
[13:57] ---
Do you know where my sister went?
[13:59] ---
Come to think of it, I haven't seen her.
[14:05] ---
Haven't you had lunch?
[14:07] ---
A lot happened and I couldn't consume calories.
[14:10] ---
Then are you starving?
[14:13] ---
Yeah... If only I had the
boxed lunch that Minami made...
[14:17] ---
My Big Sister's?
[14:19] ---
Yeah. I was wondering what kind
of lunch she made. I wanted to eat it.
[14:26] ---
Okay!
[14:27] ---
Aki! Have this lunc--
[14:29] ---
Let's have lunch, honey!
[14:31] ---
M-Miharu?!
[14:32] ---
I looked all over for you, honey!
[14:34] ---
I did my utmost in making
Miharu's Special Lunch. Please have it!
[14:38] ---
Why are you here?! Class D
isn't having a remedial class, right?!
[14:41] ---
If you're here, I'll come in even on Sundays.
[14:43] ---
If you're not here, I won't
come in even during the weekdays.
[14:46] ---
Why is this academy full of students
with messed up common sense?!
[14:49] ---
Nooooow, honey! Let's spend
a happy afternoon together!
[14:53] ---
Leave me alone!
[14:53] ---
Anyway, shall we look for her that way first?
[14:54] ---
I won't let you escape!
[14:55] ---
Okay!
[14:56] ---
Let's be alone and feed each other!
[14:56] ---
No! Don't come near me!
[15:02] ---
"Fire Hydrant"
[15:05] ---
Geez. She doesn't have to be so shy.
[15:09] ---
Honey! Honey!
[15:14] ---
That darn Miharu...
[15:16] ---
More importantly, I have to find Aki!
[15:34] ---
Go, Haiseiko!
[15:39] ---
Faster!
[15:41] ---
We shouldn't run in the corridor!
[15:47] ---
Aki... Good...
[15:50] ---
This time for sure, I'll give him this lunch!
[15:52] ---
So it was true...
[15:57] ---
So Yoshii has got two
girls making lunch for him!
[16:02] ---
This is the unforgivable truth!
[16:04] ---
Bring death to the traitor!
[16:06] ---
Bring death to the traitor!
[16:08] ---
N-No! That's not true!
[16:11] ---
That's not true.
[16:13] ---
This is... uhm...
[16:17] ---
Well...
[16:20] ---
Guilty! Guilty!
[16:21] ---
What?! What?! Hey! Wait! Wait!
[16:25] ---
You've all got messed up common sense!
[16:30] ---
Geez... What am I doing?
[16:34] ---
Go, Haru Urara!
[16:36] ---
Run at full speed!
[16:39] ---
You shouldn't run in the corridor, you know.
[16:42] ---
This isn't a corridor!
[16:44] ---
I'm already out of gas today.
[16:46] ---
This time for sure...
[16:48] ---
Aki!
[16:49] ---
Ah...
[16:49] ---
Minami...
[16:50] ---
Big Sis!
[16:52] ---
Hmph.
[16:53] ---
I'm playing with Stupid Big Brother!
[16:56] ---
That's good. But don't bother him, okay?
[16:59] ---
Okay!
[17:00] ---
Say, Aki...
[17:01] ---
Hm?
[17:02] ---
Uhm... Did you already have lunch?
[17:05] ---
Hmm... I have... or should I say I haven't...
[17:08] ---
I see.
[17:10] ---
Uhm... well...
[17:13] ---
Hm?
[17:13] ---
Well... if you're hungry...
[17:17] ---
Huh?
[17:18] ---
Uhm... Wh... Wh...
[17:21] ---
Wh?
[17:21] ---
Wh-Wh-Wh...
[17:25] ---
Wh...
[17:26] ---
Wh?
[17:27] ---
What's the local specialty of Oshamanbe?!
[17:33] ---
Huh?
[17:34] ---
Oh, shoot!
[17:36] ---
The local specialty of Oshamanbe,
Hokkaido, would be horsehair crabs.
[17:39] ---
Kubo...
[17:40] ---
To see that you're at school on Sunday...
[17:43] ---
Are you studying by yourself, too?
[17:44] ---
Class F had a remedial class.
[17:47] ---
Oh? You haven't had lunch yet?
[17:50] ---
Huh? N-Not really...
[17:52] ---
Then, would you care to join me?
[17:54] ---
What? But I don't have money.
[17:57] ---
Well, well, it can't be helped, I guess.
[17:59] ---
Since it's just lunch,
I don't mind treating you.
[18:02] ---
I'll go! I'll definitely go!
[18:03] ---
Ah...
[18:04] ---
Well then, see you later, Shimada.
[18:07] ---
Then, why don't we prepare for
mid-terms together while eating?
[18:11] ---
What? Mid-terms?
[18:13] ---
Ah... yeah...
[18:19] ---
Hazuki, have you had lunch?
[18:21] ---
Come to think of it, playing with
Big Brother made me forget about it.
[18:25] ---
Geez. You shouldn't skip meals
or you won't be able to grow.
[18:29] ---
Isn't this for Big Brother?
[18:31] ---
No. There's no way that's the
case, is there? I made this for you.
[18:36] ---
Then, let's eat together!
[18:38] ---
Okay.
[18:44] ---
Hm?
[18:44] ---
Sorry, Hazuki. I forgot that we
still have another remedial class.
[18:48] ---
Go on ahead and go home.
[18:49] ---
Okay! I will!
[19:02] ---
Hmm...
[19:04] ---
Lunch A looks the best.
[19:07] ---
Or should I be considerate and get Lunch B?
[19:11] ---
Oh, Yoshii.
[19:13] ---
Huh?
[19:13] ---
"Seasoned Laver Paste"
[19:14] ---
Mr. Fukuhara.
[19:16] ---
Good timing. I've got a
problem. I can't open the lid.
[19:19] ---
Could you have your Avatar open it?
[19:23] ---
Piece of cake.
[19:25] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[19:32] ---
Open!
[19:34] ---
Ow!
[19:40] ---
Those who died with their score reduced
to zero will be given a remedial class!
[19:44] ---
What?!
[19:46] ---
Hey! Why?! I haven't eaten anything yet!
[19:50] ---
That's all because of your low viability.
[19:51] ---
How cute Yoshii is...
[19:54] ---
Huh?!
[19:55] ---
What am I saying?!
[19:58] ---
I shall eat now.
[20:18] ---
You idiot! Idiot Aki! You're really an idiot!
[20:20] ---
An ultra idiot! A heaping idiot!
[20:22] ---
Who'd make lunch for you?!
Who would?! Who would?!
[20:35] ---
You dummy.
[20:46] ---
"Other Trash" "Glasses, Cans, Plastic Bottles"
[20:57] ---
"Other Trash" "Glasses, Cans, Plastic Bottles"
[20:59] ---
Ahh! Wait!
[21:06] ---
Aki...
[21:08] ---
Are you... going to ditch that?
[21:16] ---
Why?!
[21:17] ---
Why? Well...
[21:20] ---
Uhm...
[21:22] ---
I... I don't think people
should waste resources.
[21:27] ---
Huh?
[21:28] ---
For alleviating global warming
as well, you shouldn't waste food!
[21:32] ---
If you waste food, the
waste-not ghost will appear.
[21:35] ---
Also, to help the ecosystem, you
should recycle, or how should I say,
[21:37] ---
we should use our limited
resources more effectively...
[21:40] ---
that's how I feel.
[21:49] ---
Here.
[21:50] ---
Huh?
[21:52] ---
Are you going to eat it?
[21:54] ---
What?
[21:57] ---
Or not?
[22:01] ---
W-Well, then, I guess I'll eat it.
We shouldn't waste our resour--
[22:10] ---
Minami...?
[22:18] ---
Dummy!
[22:25] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:31] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:34] ---
Jugyou owari shifuku no jikan
[22:37] ---
Tatoeru no nara “Maji de Angel!”
[22:40] ---
Fui no kokuchi heiwa kowashita
[22:43] ---
Tsuishi no shirase “Jigoku da!”
[22:46] ---
Tomodachi tono warai banashi ni
[22:49] ---
“Iru wake naiyo sonna baka”
[22:52] ---
Demo hontou wa mune no oku dewa
[22:56] ---
Sakendetanda “Jibun ga! Sou deshita!”
[23:00] ---
Chuusha jou de miru “Tsukigime” no koto
[23:06] ---
Kaisha no namae dato omotteta...
[23:12] ---
Zutto...
[23:15] ---
Baka mo tooseba otoko date
[23:18] ---
Bokura no joushiki hijoushiki?
[23:21] ---
Ruuru wa muyou sa kono sekai
[23:24] ---
Yakiniku teishoku gekokujou
[23:27] ---
Miroyo!
[23:29] ---
Nishi kara nobotta ohisama ga shizunde iku
[23:33] ---
Hashire! Mou gohan da
[23:36] ---
Ouchi ni kaerou! Ouchi ni kaerou!
[23:51] ---
Question 5. What do you call
the sport in which you go from
[23:54] ---
checkpoint to checkpoint
using a map and a compass?
[23:57] ---
Role-playing game!
[23:58] ---
I knew that would be your answer.
[24:00] ---
Next week! "Maps, Treasures,
and Striker Sigma V (Five)"!
[24:03] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:05] ---
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
5 - Maps, Treasures, and Striker Sigma V
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[00:17] ---
Let's see...
[00:20] ---
What should I do?
[00:28] ---
I guess I'll play with them a little.
[00:36] ---
Oh? What's going on, Yuuji?
[00:38] ---
Looks like something's going on.
[00:39] ---
Something?
[00:41] ---
"Sponsored by Fumizuki Academy"
[00:42] ---
Sponsored by Fumizuki Academy?
[00:44] ---
Competition for extravagant prizes?!
[00:46] ---
Orienteering Contest?!
[00:54] ---
What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?
[00:59] ---
One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!
[01:02] ---
One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!
[01:06] ---
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
[01:15] ---
"Nice to encounter you,"
that one's too easy!
[01:18] ---
There's only one answer
that I decided on at the start
[01:21] ---
My heart fluttered. Will I pass?
[01:23] ---
I won't panic whether
it's a matter of love or war
[01:26] ---
I sigh as I cram all night long
[01:28] ---
There's a genius dreamer inside of me
[01:31] ---
It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true
[01:34] ---
Pay no mind to other people's worlds
[01:36] ---
Perfect-area complete!
[01:39] ---
I'll definitely be waiting right here.
[01:41] ---
Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it
[01:48] ---
Ah! Ear! Ear!
[01:49] ---
Why? We just keep missing each other
[01:52] ---
If you came to me for advice, it'd go like
[01:55] ---
"So, friends?" "Yes, friends."
[01:58] ---
That's a sad 0 points.
[02:00] ---
No! Do it again! Rewrite it!
[02:03] ---
I'm serious, one
more chance please
[02:05] ---
You know, there's a future
more wonderful than now
[02:10] ---
Make it more wonderful than
now... my life, my life, my life
[02:19] ---
"Episode 5" "Maps, Treasures, and Striker Sigma V"
[02:19] ---
Akihisa Yoshii has found a treasure.
[02:22] ---
It's been a long time since
I've had such a nice breakfast.
[02:26] ---
Time to chow down!
[02:28] ---
"Munch, munch, munch..."
[02:30] ---
Hmm... Just as you'd expect
from Fumizuki's bread crumbs.
[02:33] ---
They taste just like bread!
[02:35] ---
"Munch, munch, munch..."
[02:36] ---
If only I had jam or something,
[02:38] ---
I'd have no complaints about this breakfast.
[02:39] ---
You are not in a position to complain.
[02:43] ---
Hmm... I wonder if crumbs digest quickly.
[02:47] ---
Hm?
[02:50] ---
This is Fee the fox...
[02:51] ---
"Welcome"
[02:52] ---
a mascot character for Kisaragi Grand Park.
[02:56] ---
By the way, she is very popular among children.
[03:01] ---
This is Kisara--
[03:02] ---
I already explained it in my narration.
[03:05] ---
The child who dropped
this might come back to get it.
[03:08] ---
I'll put it back where it was.
[03:14] ---
Hm?!
[03:15] ---
Hmm... I can't find it. I can't find it.
[03:18] ---
Good morning, Hazuki. What're you doing here?
[03:21] ---
Ah! Good morning, Stupid Big Brother!
I was looking for something I dropped.
[03:26] ---
Something you dropped?
[03:27] ---
I lost my Fee cell phone strap...
[03:30] ---
I can't get a new one
anymore since it's a limited edition.
[03:32] ---
Oh... Then I saw it over...
[03:38] ---
This is bad! What should we do?!
[03:39] ---
Fee!
[03:40] ---
What's the matter, Yoshii?
[03:42] ---
M-Mr. Fukuhara!
[03:44] ---
Good timing! Please give me
approval to summon my Avatar!
[03:50] ---
Oh? What's the reason?
[03:52] ---
I'm in a hurry! Please hurry up!
[03:54] ---
I guess it can't be helped.
Just this once, okay?
[03:59] ---
All right! I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[04:04] ---
All right! Get that cell strap!
[04:08] ---
Save Fee!
[04:21] ---
Are you okay, Big Brother?! Stupid Big Brother!
[04:25] ---
Ow, ow, ow... The feedback from his pain...
[04:28] ---
Geez, what'd you do such a stupid thing for?
[04:31] ---
Good morning, Principal.
[04:34] ---
You scared me! Don't play
a prank using your Avatar!
[04:38] ---
It wasn't a prank! I was trying to
pick up something that was drop...
[04:43] ---
Ah...
[04:48] ---
Ahhhh!
[04:51] ---
This shows that you shouldn't
get too attached to toys.
[04:59] ---
You don't have to say it like that, right?!
[05:05] ---
Huh?
[05:06] ---
I took back the summoning approval.
[05:09] ---
You shouldn't use your Avatar for violence.
[05:12] ---
Violent?! I was just trying to help Hazuki.
[05:15] ---
An Avatar isn't some toy for idiots.
[05:23] ---
If you feel frustrated, show
us your non-stupid side, too.
[05:27] ---
If you do that, you might be
able to get something you want.
[05:31] ---
What?
[05:34] ---
I'm sorry, Hazuki.
[05:35] ---
That's okay... Don't worry.
[05:38] ---
Hazuki...
[05:41] ---
"Competition" "Extravagant"
"Prizes" "Orienteering Contest"
[05:42] ---
So this was what the
principal was talking about.
[05:45] ---
They've listed the prizes here!
[05:47] ---
C-Cafeteria meal tickets for a year?!
[05:49] ---
Exchange tickets for new video games?!
[05:51] ---
That's quite extravagant.
[05:53] ---
It says that there's a secret item as well.
[05:56] ---
Ah!
[05:58] ---
Fee, Noin, and Ein
limited edition cell strap set?!
[06:00] ---
What, Akihisa?! You want something like that?
[06:01] ---
This! This! This! This! This!
[06:04] ---
Wh-What's wrong with that?!
[06:06] ---
What do I have to do to get it?
[06:08] ---
Here's a map of the Academy.
[06:10] ---
So I have to search for it here?
[06:12] ---
I'm good at finding treasure boxes in RPGs!
[06:15] ---
And, these are the test questions!
[06:18] ---
What?!
[06:18] ---
The test answers are the
coordinates of the checkpoints.
[06:22] ---
The hidden tickets you find there
are what you exchange for prizes.
[06:25] ---
Th-Then you won't get them
unless you solve the questions!
[06:29] ---
On top of that, it's first come,
first serve. If you run into different teams,
[06:32] ---
you can fight using your
Avatars and take their tickets.
[06:35] ---
I'm at a disadvantage in every way!
[06:38] ---
Oh, that's right! If I team up with Himeji...
[06:40] ---
Everyone, have a seat!
[06:42] ---
I'll announce the orienteering teams!
[06:46] ---
I'm teaming up with... Yuuji and Hideyoshi?!
[06:49] ---
Himeji is teaming up with
Minami and... Muttsulini?!
[06:52] ---
I grouped trouble students together,
as you never know what they'll do.
[06:56] ---
What?! That's not fair! I'll take
Hideyoshi since he's cute, but...
[07:01] ---
Yuuji is no help at all!
[07:04] ---
I'll throw your own words
back at you with interest!
[07:07] ---
You have until the after-school bell rings.
[07:09] ---
This is part of your classes!
[07:11] ---
Work on it seriously.
[07:15] ---
One set consists of three questions, huh?
[07:17] ---
The answer to the first question
shows the X-axis point on the map.
[07:20] ---
The second one shows the Y point,
and the third shows the Z point,
[07:24] ---
which tells which floor it'll be on.
[07:26] ---
Oh, it's all multiple choice.
Then it's a piece of cake!
[07:30] ---
Are you good at multiple choice questions?
[07:33] ---
You don't know my area of specialty?
Okay then. Let me show you.
[07:39] ---
I was stupid to put my
hopes in him even for a moment.
[07:41] ---
I use Striker Sigma V for math!
[07:44] ---
Problem Breaker for modern Japanese!
[07:46] ---
Shining Answer for history!
[07:49] ---
They are highly accurate!
[07:51] ---
Has your life been controlled
by how well the dice work?
[07:55] ---
Don't make fun of them! Just watch!
[07:57] ---
Do we have to?
[07:58] ---
Roar! Striker Sigma V!
[08:05] ---
Finish!
[08:08] ---
All right. I got it.
[08:11] ---
652 for the X-axis, 237 for Y, 5 for Z!
[08:17] ---
I found it! The target is over there!
[08:21] ---
Oh, so it's in the air?
[08:23] ---
You go get it.
[08:24] ---
This is strange.
[08:26] ---
I wonder if they screwed up the question.
[08:28] ---
It's the answer that's screwed up!
[08:30] ---
We found it!
[08:31] ---
Hm?
[08:31] ---
Whoa!
[08:34] ---
Here it is! This is an
exchange ticket for a prize!
[08:37] ---
We started off with a correct answer.
[08:39] ---
All right! We did it!
[08:40] ---
It seems that the numbers for
the X- and Y-axes were correct.
[08:43] ---
See? Striker Sigma V is incredible, isn't it?
[08:46] ---
What's incredible is
you believing in that thing.
[08:48] ---
"Exchange ticket for free cafeteria desserts for a year"
[08:49] ---
This is for a year's worth of
cafeteria dessert tickets!
[08:52] ---
Let's split it amongst the three of us.
[08:53] ---
I don't need it.
[08:54] ---
Rep... Are you on a diet?
[08:57] ---
Instead... if we find this, let me have it.
[09:00] ---
A premium ticket for Kisaragi Grand Park?
[09:03] ---
Oh, I get it! You're going
there with your boyfriend!
[09:05] ---
No... I'm going with my husband.
[09:08] ---
I just felt a sudden chill.
[09:10] ---
You sure have lots of hardships, don't you?
[09:16] ---
Outside of math, I'm completely helpless!
[09:19] ---
You're amazing, Tsuchiya.
[09:21] ---
Just Health and Physical Education.
I'm helpless in everything else.
[09:24] ---
Okay, all done.
[09:26] ---
Amazing! Let's go find them right away!
[09:29] ---
Ah!
[09:29] ---
Th... These coordinates are...!
[09:33] ---
"Girls' Changing Room"
[09:34] ---
I... I can legally go into
the girls' changing room.
[09:38] ---
All right! Let's find the prize!
[09:46] ---
This is a girls' changing room...
[09:48] ---
and yet there're no girls changing.
[09:50] ---
Of course not.
[09:51] ---
It's a lot of work when the place isn't tidy.
[09:54] ---
The areas guys don't see
are often like this, aren't they?
[09:57] ---
This place holds no value
unless girls are changing.
[10:11] ---
What's wrong, Tsuchiya? Are you okay?
[10:13] ---
I'm fine... This is nothing!
[10:21] ---
Tsuchiya!
[10:22] ---
I can't lose to something like this.
[10:32] ---
Tsuchiya!
[10:33] ---
I-I'm deeply moved...
[10:40] ---
Well... Let's see...
the idiot's determination...
[10:50] ---
Idiot Test!
[10:55] ---
Smash! Problem Breaker!
[11:10] ---
The coordinates on the map are... around here.
[11:13] ---
In our classroom?!
[11:16] ---
I wonder what this is.
[11:17] ---
It's not a prize, at least.
[11:20] ---
This is strange. I wonder if
I should make it a little lighter.
[11:23] ---
Shave it all the way!
[11:25] ---
Uhm... So you found it?
[11:28] ---
What? Is this... yours?
[11:30] ---
Yes... In that basket... Um...
[11:34] ---
Yoshii?!
[11:36] ---
Yes, Himeji?
[11:37] ---
Do you like sweets?
[11:40] ---
Yep! I love them!
[11:41] ---
Good! To tell you the truth, I got up
early this morning and baked chiffon cakes.
[11:47] ---
Oh? You can bake cakes, too?
[11:50] ---
Hey! Don't tell me...
[11:54] ---
Just as you'd expect from
Problem Breaker. It's a real treasure.
[11:58] ---
You were a good guy.
[12:00] ---
I will not forget you.
[12:02] ---
Why are you saying farewell words?
[12:04] ---
If you like, you all are welcome to some.
[12:07] ---
What?!
[12:10] ---
Now...
[12:12] ---
please go ahead.
[12:15] ---
Ah... I'm one short.
[12:22] ---
There're three chiffon
cakes. There're four of us.
[12:26] ---
Which means only one can survive.
[12:30] ---
The First...
[12:31] ---
Championship Match!
[12:34] ---
Do-or-die Rock-Paper-Scissors Contest!
[12:36] ---
Yaay!
[12:47] ---
If I lose...
[12:48] ---
I'll die!
[12:51] ---
Mizuki and Tsuchiya sure are taking
their time. I wonder what they're doing.
[13:05] ---
Impossible! I can't answer
any more questions all by myself!
[13:09] ---
No, honey.
[13:11] ---
Huh?! Miharu?!
[13:12] ---
I'm right here.
[13:14] ---
The questions are solved!
[13:15] ---
Where the heck did you come from?!
[13:17] ---
Honey! Please take a look at
the answers that I worked hard on!
[13:21] ---
If we check these answers against the map...
[13:24] ---
believe it or not,
[13:25] ---
it turns out that the
treasure is hidden under your bra!
[13:30] ---
Huh?!
[13:30] ---
Now, give up and entrust
your body and heart to me!
[13:34] ---
There's no way I'd do that! Let me go!
[13:37] ---
No! The map has these coordinates!
[13:40] ---
There's no mistake about it as
the Ministry of Education says so!
[13:43] ---
You're the one who's making a mistake!
[13:46] ---
Then let's make a big mistake
together, honey! Let's do it!
[13:49] ---
N... Noooooo!
[13:53] ---
Seriously... if they have time to
spare for a stupid event like this,
[13:57] ---
I wish they'd use that time
to advance our studies a little.
[14:00] ---
The map points to these coordinates.
[14:04] ---
This is... Yoshii's shoe locker?!
[14:06] ---
I-If someone sees me here, they'd think I'm...
[14:11] ---
about to put a love letter in there!
[14:14] ---
No, no... I'm trying to
get a ticket out of here.
[14:19] ---
No, wait!
[14:20] ---
Then that looks as if I'm trying to
steal a love letter addressed to Yoshii!
[14:26] ---
No, no! It's the treasure in here that I want!
[14:30] ---
I can give them an excuse
no matter what they say!
[14:32] ---
But... depending on who it is...
[14:34] ---
what's inside of Yoshii's shoe
locker might be a treasure box to them!
[14:37] ---
Then I can't talk my way out!
[14:40] ---
What... What... What should I do?!
[14:44] ---
Please do whatever you want.
[14:46] ---
Shine...! Shining... Answer!
[14:53] ---
Here it is! Just as we'd
expect from you, Hideyoshi!
[14:56] ---
I don't think I had anything to do with it.
[14:58] ---
Let's see! What's the prize?
[15:00] ---
Wha...?! "Try again"?!
[15:02] ---
So this wasn't the right place.
[15:04] ---
Dammit! So that was a trick question!
[15:06] ---
It doesn't matter if it's a trick question
or not when you're using a die, does it?
[15:08] ---
Hmm... Should I change
the angle of the stabilizer?
[15:11] ---
I don't think that would
increase the accuracy rate.
[15:14] ---
It must be the name!
[15:14] ---
Now... How's this?
[15:16] ---
Whoa! You answered them seriously?
[15:18] ---
Are you sure, Yuuji?
[15:20] ---
I don't wanna go weird places
due to your wrong answers.
[15:23] ---
You're in no position to say that!
[15:25] ---
According to Yuuji's answers, this is the place.
[15:28] ---
You were right! Here it is!
[15:30] ---
How can you solve those questions, Yuuji?
[15:32] ---
I picked only the questions
I thought even I could solve.
[15:34] ---
I'm impressed you solved these...
[15:36] ---
When you're ranked the bottom in tests...
[15:38] ---
Did you cheat?
[15:40] ---
Is it that hard to believe?
[15:42] ---
So, what was the prize?
[15:45] ---
Let's see... A premium ticket for
one couple to Kisaragi Grand Park?
[15:50] ---
The couple is invited to a
special event, Wedding Experience.
[15:55] ---
Oh? That sounds interesting.
[15:57] ---
Yuuji, why don't you go with Kirishima?
[15:59] ---
Don't even mention something so dreadful!
[16:01] ---
It won't be just an
experience. She'll make it real!
[16:04] ---
Get that ominous thing
out of my face! You guys go!
[16:09] ---
Really?
[16:10] ---
Are you free this coming Sunday, Hideyoshi?
[16:12] ---
It says it's for a couple, doesn't it?!
[16:14] ---
What...?! You don't... like me?
[16:18] ---
I'm a guy!
[16:20] ---
I'm turned down! How miserable I am!
[16:24] ---
There's only one way... to end this misery!
[16:28] ---
Hideyoshi! I like you!
[16:30] ---
What're you saying all of a sudden?!
[16:32] ---
There's an important meaning to this.
[16:34] ---
You may not know this, but
there's a legend in Japan that
[16:36] ---
if you confess your love under the
legendary tree, you'll become happy.
[16:39] ---
There's no such legend, though.
[16:41] ---
"Under the legendary tree" in this academy
[16:44] ---
means Hideyoshi Kinoshita,
a legendary beautiful girl!
[16:47] ---
In other words, it means that if
I confess my love to you, I'll become happy!
[16:52] ---
What'd you say, Yoshii?!
[16:54] ---
If that's the case, we can legally
confess our love to Kinoshita!
[16:55] ---
There's so many holes in that logic
[16:57] ---
that I don't even know where to start.
[16:58] ---
Legally!
[16:59] ---
I like you, Hideyoshi Kinoshita!
[17:02] ---
I love you, Hideyoshi Kinoshita!
[17:03] ---
Are you guys crazy?!
[17:08] ---
After all, we couldn't get any valuable prizes.
[17:12] ---
This is a tough event for idiots.
[17:15] ---
At this point, there're not
that many prizes left, huh?
[17:18] ---
I wonder what the secret item was.
[17:21] ---
Ah! Fee's cell strap hasn't been taken yet!
[17:24] ---
Are you still going to continue, Akihisa?
[17:26] ---
The remaining questions
are all difficult, you know.
[17:29] ---
Or, do you wanna randomly dig
up the schoolyard or something?
[17:33] ---
Hm?
[17:34] ---
Randomly...
[17:36] ---
I got it! All the answers on the test...
[17:39] ---
What're you doing?
[17:41] ---
I'm marking all the points
in the answer choices!
[17:44] ---
All of them?!
[17:45] ---
It's possible that a treasure is
hidden where these X and Y are crossed!
[17:50] ---
What about the height?!
[17:51] ---
Of course, we'll check every floor!
[17:53] ---
There're lots of them!
Searching all of them is...
[17:57] ---
Searching round-robin is a fundamental of games!
[18:00] ---
That's unreasonable...
[18:01] ---
I see... That sounds interesting.
We can't solve the questions anyway.
[18:05] ---
Then let's show them that
idiots fight in their own way.
[18:10] ---
Yuuji...
[18:12] ---
Yep!
[18:14] ---
I'll go check the fourth floor!
[18:16] ---
Akihisa, check the third floor!
[18:17] ---
Hideyoshi, check the second floor!
[18:19] ---
Okay!
[18:19] ---
Got it!
[18:20] ---
Cleaning closets... Not here!
[18:23] ---
Not here!
[18:24] ---
Not here! Hey, ahh!
[18:25] ---
"Girls' Changing Room"
[18:27] ---
Hmm... not here!
[18:29] ---
Not here!
[18:30] ---
Ah...
[18:30] ---
In use...
[18:32] ---
Locker...!
[18:34] ---
Not here!
[18:34] ---
Not here!
[18:35] ---
A dog!
[18:37] ---
Which one?!
[18:43] ---
Trash bin!
[18:45] ---
Not here!
[18:45] ---
Not here!
[18:46] ---
Wh-Why?!
[18:47] ---
Ladies' Room!
[18:49] ---
Not here!
[18:50] ---
Not here!
[18:51] ---
Oh?
[18:51] ---
I'm in here.
[18:52] ---
What?!
[18:53] ---
Water tank...
[18:55] ---
Not here!
[18:56] ---
Not here!
[18:56] ---
Ouch!
[18:58] ---
Again...!
[18:59] ---
Not here!
[19:00] ---
Not here!
[19:01] ---
Please ignore me...
[19:02] ---
Again...!
[19:03] ---
I'm in here!
[19:04] ---
I'm in here!
[19:06] ---
Good! It's open!
[19:09] ---
Hey, what am I doing?!
[19:16] ---
Dammit. We couldn't find anything.
[19:19] ---
I wonder if nothing is left.
[19:21] ---
Ah, that's right! We
haven't checked this place yet!
[19:24] ---
But... this place doesn't
have anything to hide things in.
[19:28] ---
That can't be... The strap
ticket hasn't been found yet!
[19:32] ---
It's definitely somewhere...
[19:39] ---
I found it! Just as I thought!
[19:42] ---
Hideyoshi! We can find it even
if we can't solve the questi... Hm?
[19:46] ---
Oh? I came here after
solving the questions on my own.
[19:50] ---
What? You're...
[19:51] ---
Big Sister! Why are you here?
[19:55] ---
According to the rules, we can take
it by fighting using our Avatars, right?
[20:00] ---
D-Don't tell me...
[20:02] ---
I'll approve it.
[20:03] ---
What?!
[20:06] ---
Summon!
[20:11] ---
Summon!
[20:14] ---
This is bad, Akihisa! Our
power is nowhere near theirs!
[20:17] ---
I never thought we'd have to fight them.
[20:19] ---
Oh no... What should we do?
[20:21] ---
We won't hold back.
[20:23] ---
Are you ready?
[20:24] ---
Well then, bye-bye!
SIGN "Yuuko Kinoshita" "Yuuji Sakamoto" "Akihisa Yoshii" "Hideyoshi Kinoshita" "Shouko Kirishima" "Aiko Kudou"
[20:33] ---
What?!
[20:35] ---
Time is over.
[20:36] ---
Which means...
[20:38] ---
That's right.
[20:40] ---
Yeah.
[20:40] ---
"Exchange ticket for Kisaragi
Grand Park mascot strap set"
[20:41] ---
A... All right!
[20:46] ---
Amazing! I got the Fee cell strap!
Not only that, it's a set of three!
[20:50] ---
Good for you!
[20:52] ---
I wonder if Hazuki will be happy.
[20:55] ---
Hm?
[20:55] ---
Hm?
[20:56] ---
"Iron Bracelets Activation Manual"
[20:56] ---
I wonder what this is?
[20:57] ---
Could it be that this is the secret item?
[21:00] ---
I wonder what you use this for.
It comes with a manual, too.
[21:03] ---
Iron bracelets...
The activation word is "Awaken"...
[21:07] ---
That alone wouldn't...
[21:09] ---
explain what will happen...
[21:10] ---
Let's try it!
[21:12] ---
Awaken!
[21:15] ---
What?!
[21:16] ---
This is...
[21:17] ---
Could this be...
[21:20] ---
Summon!
[21:23] ---
This is incredible!
[21:24] ---
We can summon our Avatars
without a teacher's approval!
[21:28] ---
The field is a little small, but this is great!
[21:36] ---
What?
[21:38] ---
What?!
[21:39] ---
Wh-Why did only my clothes get torn off?!
[21:42] ---
Akihisa... Yours is okay?
[21:45] ---
Ah... You're right!
[21:46] ---
So this means only an idiot can use it, huh?
[21:49] ---
What do you mean by "an idiot"?!
You're an idiot too, Yuuji!
[21:52] ---
Then a first-rate idiot.
[21:54] ---
What?!
[21:54] ---
Then ultimate idiot.
[21:56] ---
What?!
[21:57] ---
Then supreme idiot!
[21:58] ---
What do you mean by "supreme," huh?!
[22:00] ---
I see...
[22:02] ---
Looks like we still have to make improvements.
[22:07] ---
But in any case...
[22:10] ---
Fools and blunt scissors can be
useful if you make wise use of them.
[22:13] ---
Anything and anyone has redeeming points.
[22:25] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:31] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:34] ---
The end of the school day is bliss
[22:37] ---
If I am to put it into words, "It's really angelic!"
[22:40] ---
My peace was shattered
by a sudden announcement
[22:44] ---
Talking about the make up test. "This is Hell!"
[22:47] ---
While my friends and I were
sharing funny stories, I said,
[22:50] ---
"There's no way anyone is that stupid"
[22:53] ---
But the truth is, deep down in my heart
[22:56] ---
I was shouting, "That was me!"
[23:00] ---
About that "Monthly Parking"
sign you see in the parking lot
[23:07] ---
I thought it was the name of a company...
[23:12] ---
All this time...
[23:15] ---
Sticking to your idiocy can be cool
[23:18] ---
Is our common sense nonsense?
[23:21] ---
We don't need rules in this world
[23:24] ---
It's dog eat dog food! It's social upheaval!
[23:27] ---
Look!
[23:29] ---
The sun that rose from the west is setting
[23:34] ---
Run home! It's dinner time already.
[23:37] ---
Let's go home! Let's go home!
[23:52] ---
Question 6.
[23:53] ---
What strokes does the individual
medley in swimming consist of?
[23:56] ---
Anime Song Medley, Old
Popular Song Medley, Dove Sablé.
[23:59] ---
I do like Dove Sablé, too...
[24:01] ---
Next Episode! "Me, Pools,
and Swimsuit Paradises... and..."
[24:03] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
"Please join us again next week!"
6 - Me, Pools, and Swimsuit Paradises... and...
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[00:17] ---
Summertime. It is summertime
at Fumizuki Academy, too.
[00:21] ---
It is also a season of splashing
water glistening in the sun.
[00:34] ---
And of splashing nose blood, as well.
[00:42] ---
Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou
[00:47] ---
One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!
[00:50] ---
One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!
[00:54] ---
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
[01:03] ---
Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo
[01:06] ---
Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu
[01:09] ---
Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?
[01:11] ---
Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai
[01:14] ---
Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki
[01:16] ---
Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer
[01:19] ---
Omou koto mina kanaeba iina
[01:22] ---
Hito no sekai wa kinishinai
[01:24] ---
Perfect-area complete!
[01:27] ---
Zettai koko de matterunda
[01:29] ---
Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo
[01:36] ---
Ah! Ear! Ear!
[01:37] ---
Why? Tomaranai surechigai
[01:40] ---
Watashi ga soudan aite nara
[01:43] ---
"Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."
[01:46] ---
Kanashiki rei ten dane
[01:48] ---
No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi
[01:51] ---
Honki de one more chance please
[01:53] ---
Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni
[01:58] ---
Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!
[02:07] ---
"Episode 6"
"Me, Pools, and Swimsuit Paradises... and..."
[02:12] ---
Oh yeah, Yuuji.
[02:14] ---
Hm?
[02:18] ---
The gas has been cut off,
so there's no hot water.
[02:20] ---
You should've told me sooner!
[02:22] ---
Sorry. Pour water on your arms and
legs, which are far from your heart, first
[02:26] ---
and then gradually move closer to...
[02:27] ---
I didn't mean how to take a cold shower!
[02:30] ---
What are you so worked up about?
[02:32] ---
Oh yeah, take a cold
shower to cool your head.
[02:35] ---
That's why I'm worked up, you idiot!
[02:39] ---
Geez... The gas has been
cut off. There's nothing to eat...
[02:43] ---
How can you live like this?
[02:45] ---
Don't be rude. It's not like I have nothing.
[02:48] ---
I have things I can get calories from.
[02:50] ---
I'm not interested in drinking
vegetable oil. Your fridge is empty, too.
[02:54] ---
Don't be rude. It's not empty.
[02:58] ---
Forget it. Just cool your head with this.
[03:01] ---
So, Yuuji, what're you gonna have?
[03:03] ---
Coke, coffee, hot ramen
and chilled ramen noodles.
[03:05] ---
You jerk! So all you're gonna give me
to eat are the disposable chopsticks?!
[03:09] ---
You're gonna eat chopsticks?!
[03:11] ---
It's closer to food than a plastic bag,
which is an inorganic substance.
[03:14] ---
I'm not gonna give you chopsticks...
[03:16] ---
...then I'd have to eat ramen with my fingers.
[03:19] ---
I didn't forget to buy something for you, too.
[03:21] ---
Diet coke, konjac jelly, and jellied agar.
[03:24] ---
They've all got zero calories!
[03:26] ---
I'm being considerate so that
you won't get metabolic syndrome.
[03:29] ---
And which part of my diet could cause that?!
[03:32] ---
You've been consuming
mainly sugar and oil, right?
[03:35] ---
Those are the only things
I've been consuming! I'm so ticked now!
[03:39] ---
What? Do you wanna fight?
[03:42] ---
Yeah... I've been thinking
about settling things with you.
[03:46] ---
Fine. That's just what I want.
[04:02] ---
My eyes... hurt!
[04:04] ---
You're not bad...
[04:06] ---
Neither are you.
[04:08] ---
But... I'm done fooling around.
[04:11] ---
I won't hold back!
[04:15] ---
This battle is too unproductive.
[04:18] ---
Yeah...
[04:20] ---
Oh no... It's sticky. I'd better take a shower.
[04:24] ---
Yuuji, you can go first.
[04:26] ---
I don't wanna take a shower here!
[04:28] ---
Then what're you gonna do?
[04:30] ---
I'm going somewhere where they have hot water.
[04:35] ---
I see. So you snuck in here
without permission and took a shower.
[04:38] ---
And while you were at it, you
went swimming in your underwear?
[04:41] ---
Do you have any excuse?
[04:43] ---
It was his fault.
[04:45] ---
It was your fault because
you didn't bring any decent food!
[04:48] ---
No, it's because you didn't pay your gas bill!
[04:50] ---
It's better than no water!
[04:52] ---
You sometimes even get your water stopped?!
[04:54] ---
Enough... I got it.
[04:57] ---
Right? It's not my fault, right?
[05:00] ---
I got that your idiocy knows no bounds!
[05:03] ---
As punishment, clean the
pool next weekend! Both of you!
[05:07] ---
Yes sir...
[05:09] ---
That sounds awful.
[05:11] ---
To think that we have to clean
such a big pool... How depressing.
[05:15] ---
Don't be so bummed. In return,
we've got permission to use the pool freely.
[05:20] ---
Muttsulini, do you wanna come help us?
[05:22] ---
I'll pass.
[05:24] ---
By the way, I'm going to
ask Himeji and Shimada as well.
[05:27] ---
Have a brush and cleanser ready for me.
[05:29] ---
That sounds fun. I'll help
out too, so may I join you?
[05:34] ---
Of course!
[05:35] ---
Hey, what're you guys talking about?
[05:37] ---
Sounds like something fun.
[05:38] ---
We can use the pool by ourselves on the weekend.
[05:41] ---
Do you guys wanna join us?
[05:43] ---
What?!
[05:44] ---
Pool... We'll be in swimsuits, right?
[05:47] ---
Pool... We'll be in swimsuits...
SIGN "Akihisa's Vision"
[05:51] ---
By the way,
[05:52] ---
How's this?
[05:52] ---
Hideyoshi will come to show his swimsuit to Akihisa.
[05:55] ---
Th-That's dirty, Kinoshita! Just
because you're confident about yourself...!
[05:58] ---
She's right! That's not fair, Kinoshita!!
[06:01] ---
What're you two talking about?
[06:03] ---
So, what do you wanna do?
[06:05] ---
I-I'm coming!
[06:05] ---
I'm coming!
[06:07] ---
I'm gonna prepare things...
[06:08] ---
Y-Yes, preparation is important, isn't it?
[06:12] ---
I have to eat less to lose some weight.
[06:15] ---
Okay. So all I need to do
now is ask Shouko, huh?
[06:18] ---
Kirishima? I see... You've become mature, Yuuji.
[06:23] ---
Akihisa... If she finds it out later,
what do you think will happen to my life?
[06:29] ---
I'm sorry.
[06:32] ---
Good morning, everyone!
[06:34] ---
Good morning, Yoshii. Good thing
we have such nice weather today.
[06:38] ---
I got a new swimsuit for today.
[06:41] ---
Whoa...!
[06:41] ---
What?! What kind?!
[06:43] ---
Trunks type.
[06:44] ---
That's a men's swimsuit.
[06:46] ---
I'm disappointed in you.
[06:48] ---
You're mean, Hideyoshi!
Don't you like me anymore?!
[06:51] ---
Why am I being blamed?!
[06:54] ---
Stupid Big Brother! Good morning!
[06:57] ---
Hazuki?!
[06:59] ---
She wanted to come and
wouldn't take no for an answer, so...
[07:02] ---
So everyone's here?
[07:03] ---
Well then, change into your
swimsuits and we'll meet up poolside.
[07:07] ---
Okay!
[07:10] ---
Hey, hey. This way is the guys' changing room.
[07:12] ---
You and Hideyoshi have to go that way.
[07:15] ---
I'm just kidding.
[07:17] ---
I'm not kidding, though.
[07:19] ---
Now, stop fooling around.
Let's go, Hazuki! Kinoshita!
[07:22] ---
You, too?! No! I don't wanna be alone
with the girls in the girls' changing room!
[07:28] ---
If you take off your
clothes in front of Yuuji...
[07:31] ---
Why should that be a problem?!
[07:33] ---
Don't worry, Hideyoshi. See?
[07:35] ---
"Boys' Changing Room"
[07:36] ---
"Girls' Changing Room"
[07:38] ---
"Hideyoshi's Changing Room"
[07:39] ---
So "Hideyoshi" is a gender?
[07:45] ---
Big Brothers! Thanks for waiting!
[07:48] ---
Ah, Hazu... ki?!
[07:50] ---
"Shimada"
[07:55] ---
I-Isn't that a crime?
[07:58] ---
I want a lawyer.
[08:00] ---
Don't lose your head over an
elementary school kid's swimsuit!
[08:03] ---
Hey, Hazuki! Give that back to me!
If I don't use it, my bikini top is...
[08:08] ---
Huh?
[08:09] ---
Oh, it slipped out.
[08:15] ---
Don't play with this!
It was expensive, you know!
[08:20] ---
Is that what you call... NuBra?!
[08:24] ---
Forget it! Forget everything you just saw!
[08:28] ---
I wanna forget! I wanna forget!
[08:29] ---
Almost... Almost...
[08:30] ---
I wanna forget everything!
[08:35] ---
S-Someone, take a picture...
[08:43] ---
When I went through the
trouble to get them... Stupid Hazuki...
[08:47] ---
What're you looking at?
Does something look funny?
[08:49] ---
No. You really look good in it.
[08:52] ---
Really?
[08:53] ---
Yeah, your breasts, your bust,
and your boobs are slim and...
[08:59] ---
my big toe is...!
[09:02] ---
Didn't you just say my
breasts are small three times?!
[09:05] ---
Well, don't get so upset.
[09:06] ---
He talks that way, but he's really
checking you out in your swimsuit.
[09:10] ---
Gee, Aki...
[09:12] ---
You should be honest and
say what you think, you know.
[09:16] ---
Then...
[09:17] ---
Your breasts are small, aren't they?
[09:19] ---
I'm gonna poke your eyes!
[09:36] ---
Ahh! My eyes! My eyes...!
[09:39] ---
Yuuji. Don't look at other girls.
[09:42] ---
Big Sister, you're pretty.
[09:44] ---
That... makes me happy.
[09:47] ---
Now, Yuuji, there's something
you wanna tell Kirishima too, right?
[09:52] ---
Shouko...
[09:54] ---
Hm?
[09:56] ---
Give me a Kleenex. My tears won't stop.
[10:00] ---
You should tell her how you
think she looks in a swimsuit.
[10:01] ---
What am I supposed to say when I can't see?!
[10:04] ---
Geez... What're we gonna
do with Yuuji huh, Muttsulini?
[10:08] ---
Oh?
[10:09] ---
Muttsulini?!
[10:11] ---
Sorry... I'm gonna leave
this world ahead of you.
[10:15] ---
Dammit! Who did this?!
Who did this to Muttsulini?!
[10:20] ---
I'm sorry! It took me a while
to tie the strings on my back!
[10:26] ---
Ah! This is too good!
[10:28] ---
Is this... a biological weapon...?
[10:32] ---
Yoshii! What's the matter?!
[10:35] ---
Huh?
[10:39] ---
Worauf für einem Standard
hat Gott jene unterschieden,
[10:44] ---
Minami, what's the matter?
[10:44] ---
die haben, und jene, die nicht haben?
[10:46] ---
When she gets shocked, she
sometimes goes back to speaking German.
[10:47] ---
Was war für mich ungenügend!
[10:50] ---
What? What's going on?
[10:55] ---
You can't look at her.
[10:57] ---
Is this everyone?
[10:59] ---
No. I don't think Hideyoshi is here yet.
[11:02] ---
I wonder what kind of swimsuit it is.
[11:04] ---
A pair of trunks.
[11:05] ---
That's right...
[11:07] ---
Sorry to keep you waiting.
[11:12] ---
"Dried Up"
[11:13] ---
Blood no longer comes out from my nose.
[11:15] ---
It dried up.
[11:17] ---
Is everyone here?
[11:19] ---
Kinoshita, just how hard do
you want to make things for us?!
[11:23] ---
You're playing dirty!
[11:24] ---
To think you brought our guard
down and betrayed us at the end!
[11:26] ---
Big Sister, you look very cute.
[11:29] ---
As you can see, I'm a guy.
[11:31] ---
But that swimsuit is for girls.
[11:33] ---
What?! I told the store person
that I wanted regular trunks!
[11:38] ---
Unless they know you, they'd
naturally recommend girl's clothes.
[11:42] ---
Yuuji... are your eyes okay?
[11:44] ---
Yeah, don't worry. They gradually starte--
[11:50] ---
There're too many things that
I can't let Yuuji see here.
[11:51] ---
Kill me already! Just kill me! Now!
[11:59] ---
Idiot Test
[12:03] ---
There!
[12:07] ---
Shouko...? Sh-Shouko?
[12:12] ---
You're good at swimming, Yoshii.
[12:15] ---
Aren't you swimming, Himeji?
[12:16] ---
To tell you the truth, I can't
swim at all. All I can do is float.
[12:21] ---
Do you want me to teach
you how? I'm good at swimming.
[12:24] ---
Really?! Thank you very much!
[12:26] ---
A-ranked Himeji usually helps
F-ranked Minami study but today...
[12:33] ---
It's like Minami is A and Himeji is F, right?
[12:36] ---
"Akihisa"
[12:37] ---
If I squeeze them together and
lift them, I'm sure it's at least B!
[12:42] ---
By the way, Yuuji, I'm C ranked.
[12:45] ---
What're you saying?
[12:48] ---
Big Brother!
[12:49] ---
Hm?
[12:49] ---
Let's play underwater demon!
[12:52] ---
Underwater demon? Is that underwater tag?
[12:55] ---
No. In underwater demon,
the demon chases after the others.
[13:01] ---
When he drags someone in the
water and drowns them, he wins.
[13:05] ---
That's a demon! That's really a demon!
[13:07] ---
But Hazuki, that's dangerous,
so you shouldn't play it, okay?
[13:11] ---
Oh... I shouldn't?
[13:13] ---
Just watch. Kirishima!
[13:19] ---
What is it?
[13:20] ---
I want you to play underwater
demon with Yuuji. The rules are simple.
[13:24] ---
You drag Yuuji into the water.
When he drowns, you perform CPR on him.
[13:28] ---
That'll make you a winner.
[13:37] ---
What the...?! Someone! Hel...
[13:46] ---
See? It's dangerous, right?
[13:48] ---
Hmm... Yeah.
[13:55] ---
Was it you?!
[13:57] ---
Yuuji, you're stubborn.
[13:59] ---
Let me go! What do you have against me?!
[14:01] ---
Oh? Rep?
[14:04] ---
Aiko?
[14:05] ---
You're Kudou from Class A...
What're you doing here?
[14:08] ---
I'm a swimming club member, so...
The other members are here, too.
[14:13] ---
Honey!
[14:16] ---
Why did you come to play at
the pool without telling me?!
[14:20] ---
Why are you here?!
[14:22] ---
I have a special information network
in order to protect you from pests, so...!
[14:29] ---
Well then, I'll go change into a swimsuit, too.
[14:32] ---
Hey, if you're gonna
take a peek, do it unnoticed.
[14:35] ---
What...?! This means
she's given an official approval.
[14:40] ---
Then, as a man, I must go.
[14:43] ---
Yoshii, if you do something you
shouldn't, you'll be in big trouble.
[14:48] ---
Don't you wanna go home alive, Aki?
[14:53] ---
What's this vicious mood?
[14:55] ---
I guess I can't help it. I'll just
place my hopes on Muttsulini's camera.
[15:01] ---
Dammit!
[15:05] ---
Ahh... Swimming sure is making me hungry.
[15:08] ---
Then, I've got something good.
[15:11] ---
I made a little mistake and
couldn't make enough for everyone,
[15:14] ---
so I didn't say anything.
[15:18] ---
To tell you the truth,
I made three waffles this morning.
[15:21] ---
The First...
[15:22] ---
Fastest Swimmer Championship Match!
[15:24] ---
Do-or-die Swimming Contest!
[15:25] ---
Yaay!
[15:29] ---
The rules are simple.
[15:30] ---
The first one to reach the goal
after making a lap is the winner!
[15:34] ---
Himeji made three murderous
waffles. There are four members.
[15:39] ---
Which means only the winner can
escape from eating it and survive.
[15:48] ---
Okay, are you ready? On your mark!
[15:52] ---
Muttsulini is weak because he bled.
[15:55] ---
It's hard to think that I'd lose
against Hideyoshi in physical strength.
[15:59] ---
Set!
[16:00] ---
Which means...
[16:02] ---
I've got only one enemy.
[16:04] ---
Start!
[16:06] ---
Drop dead!
[16:10] ---
You're playing dirty!
[16:11] ---
I'll throw those words right back at you!
[16:15] ---
Not bad, Akihisa.
[16:16] ---
You'll have to do more than this to beat me!
[16:19] ---
You can fight as much as you like,
but the first one is at the turn.
[16:22] ---
What?
[16:23] ---
This is bad! As it stands, I'll lose!
[16:25] ---
Not so fast! I'll stop Muttsulini!
You go stop Hideyoshi!
[16:29] ---
Okay!
[16:33] ---
Hideyoshi! I won't let you pass through here!
[16:47] ---
What?
[16:49] ---
Oh?
[16:50] ---
What's this?
[16:52] ---
Aki!
[16:53] ---
Yoshii! What're you doing?!
[16:55] ---
What am I doing?
[16:58] ---
This..
[16:59] ---
Could this be, by any chance, Hideyoshi's...
[17:03] ---
Wh-What?
[17:08] ---
Yoshii!
[17:09] ---
Aki!
[17:10] ---
Kinoshita! Hide your chest quick!
[17:12] ---
Why? I'm a guy.
[17:16] ---
I'm a goner, but I have no regrets.
[17:21] ---
It looks like cleaning will be a lot of work.
[17:27] ---
That was fun.
[17:29] ---
Yeah.
[17:30] ---
But I kinda feel really exhausted, though.
[17:32] ---
Isn't it anemia rather than exhaustion?
[17:34] ---
Well... then shall we take
a bath before we go home?
[17:38] ---
Okay!
[17:41] ---
"Women's Bath" "Men's Bath"
[17:43] ---
Hey, hey. This way is the men's bath.
[17:45] ---
You and Hideyoshi have to go that way.
[17:48] ---
I'm just kidding.
[17:50] ---
I'm not kidding, though.
[17:52] ---
Now, stop fooling around.
Let's go, Hazuki! Kinoshita!
[17:55] ---
Again?! Again?!
[17:57] ---
I don't wanna be alone with
the girls in the women's bath!
[18:00] ---
Don't worry, Hideyoshi. See?
[18:03] ---
"Men's Bath"
[18:04] ---
"Women's Bath"
[18:05] ---
"Hideyoshi's Bath"
[18:09] ---
So it's acknowledged by society.
[18:14] ---
Ahh... this feels good.
[18:16] ---
It warms you up, doesn't it?
[18:20] ---
What's the matter, Muttsulini?
[18:22] ---
The other side is the women's bath.
[18:24] ---
What?!
[18:26] ---
Hey! What're you doing?
[18:27] ---
Legal. Legal.
[18:30] ---
Honey! Let's wash each other! In the
bath, no matter what happens, it's legal.
[18:34] ---
"No matter what happens"?!
What're you gonna do?!
[18:43] ---
"Combat Power"
[18:47] ---
"Combat Power"
[18:54] ---
"Combat Power"
[19:00] ---
Ah, uhm... There's nothing
good about them being big.
[19:04] ---
It's tough because they
give you stiff shoulders.
[19:06] ---
That's what everyone with huge boobs says!
[19:18] ---
Akihisa, give me the shampoo!
[19:20] ---
Here.
[19:21] ---
This is the soap I bought, isn't it?
[19:23] ---
This creates bubbles, so I thought
we didn't need to buy shampoo.
[19:27] ---
I was stupid to ask you to get it.
[19:30] ---
Hey, Shouko! Let me use your shampoo!
[19:34] ---
Thanks!
[19:37] ---
Yuuji, let me use your soap.
[19:39] ---
Here.
[19:43] ---
You two are kinda like a married couple already.
[19:46] ---
Wha...?! You talk too much, Himeji!
[19:49] ---
It'll be a problem if she gets the wrong idea.
[19:50] ---
She's stupid so she gets
carried away easily and...
[20:08] ---
Hey! Stop it!
[20:10] ---
Hey, honey! It's bad manners
to put your towel in the water!
[20:14] ---
Take that unromantic thing
away and let's be together legally!
[20:17] ---
Why are you mean to the weak?!
[20:30] ---
Hey, did you know? The baths at
a public bathing place are connected!
[20:37] ---
"Butt?"
[20:40] ---
If you dive, you might be able to see, huh?
[20:42] ---
Dive Challenge!
[20:44] ---
Ow, it's hot!
[20:46] ---
That's a high temperature area
where hot water is flowing out!
[20:49] ---
I'll first cool myself down
well with water and then...
[20:50] ---
Second challenge!
[20:53] ---
It's hot! My eyes...! My eyes...!
[20:57] ---
Looks like it didn't work, huh?
[20:59] ---
Dammit. How dare she mock us!
[21:01] ---
We won't forgive her!
[21:02] ---
Now that it's come to this,
I'll peek on them at any cost!
[21:05] ---
This iron bracelet allows him to summon
his Avatar without an attending teacher.
[21:11] ---
Awaken! I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[21:19] ---
Okay! Go!
[21:22] ---
Ah! That's Stupid Big Brother's Avatar!
[21:25] ---
Can you see?
[21:26] ---
Ahh! Even if my Avatar can
see them, it's no fun for me at all!
[21:31] ---
An alternative plan. Here.
[21:33] ---
I see! If I have my Avatar
take the digital camera...!
[21:36] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar!
[21:37] ---
What?
[21:40] ---
Summon!
[21:41] ---
Summon!
[21:42] ---
Summon!
[21:42] ---
Summon!
[21:43] ---
Summon!
[21:46] ---
We're not gonna let you play a prank!
[21:49] ---
Your Avatar probably can't
get through this line of defense.
[21:52] ---
I'll definitely break through it! Let's go!
[21:57] ---
Ou... ch!
[22:06] ---
Those who died with their score reduced
to zero will be given a remedial class!
[22:09] ---
Why is Iron Man here?!
[22:12] ---
He's got no luck in anything.
[22:12] ---
Hey, what were you doing there?!
[22:15] ---
"Milk"
[22:16] ---
Oh, I won!
[22:25] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:31] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:34] ---
Jugyou owari shifuku no jikan
[22:38] ---
Tatoeru no nara “Maji de Angel!”
[22:40] ---
Fui no kokuchi heiwa kowashita
[22:44] ---
Tsuishi no shirase “Jigoku da!”
[22:47] ---
Tomodachi tono warai banashi ni
[22:50] ---
“Iru wake naiyo sonna baka”
[22:53] ---
Demo hontou wa mune no oku dewa
[22:56] ---
Sakendetanda “Jibun ga! Sou deshita!”
[23:00] ---
Chuusha jou de miru “Tsukigime” no koto
[23:07] ---
Kaisha no namae dato omotteta...
[23:12] ---
Zutto...
[23:15] ---
Baka mo tooseba otoko date
[23:18] ---
Bokura no joushiki hijoushiki?
[23:21] ---
Ruuru wa muyou sa kono sekai
[23:24] ---
Yakiniku teishoku gekokujou
[23:27] ---
Miroyo!
[23:29] ---
Nishi kara nobotta ohisama ga shizunde iku
[23:34] ---
Hashire! Mou gohan da
[23:37] ---
Ouchi ni kaerou! Ouchi ni kaerou!
[23:52] ---
Question 7.
[23:53] ---
What is the marriageable
age in Japanese civil law?
[23:57] ---
The difference in age doesn't
matter as long as there's love.
[23:59] ---
Thank you for the dreams and hopes.
[24:01] ---
Next Episode! "Me, Shouko,
and Kisaragi Grand Park."
[24:04] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
7 - Me, Shouko, and Kisaragi Grand Park
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[00:22] ---
Good morning, Yuuji.
[00:25] ---
It's a beautiful day today.
[00:27] ---
Would you like to have breakfast?
[00:31] ---
Yuuji, are you still sleepy?
[00:35] ---
Shouko, get my cell for me.
[00:43] ---
Hello, is this the police?
I'd like to report a trespasser.
[00:52] ---
What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?
[00:57] ---
One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!
[01:00] ---
One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!
[01:04] ---
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
[01:13] ---
"Nice to encounter you,"
that one's too easy!
[01:16] ---
There's only one answer
that I decided on at the start
[01:19] ---
My heart fluttered. Will I pass?
[01:21] ---
I won't panic whether
it's a matter of love or war
[01:24] ---
I sigh as I cram all night long
[01:26] ---
There's a genius dreamer inside of me
[01:29] ---
It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true
[01:32] ---
Pay no mind to other people's worlds
[01:34] ---
Perfect-area complete!
[01:37] ---
I'll definitely be waiting right here.
[01:39] ---
Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it
[01:46] ---
Ah! Ear! Ear!
[01:47] ---
Why? We just keep missing each other
[01:50] ---
If you came to me for advice, it'd go like
[01:53] ---
"So, friends?" "Yes, friends."
[01:55] ---
That's a sad 0 points.
[01:58] ---
No! Do it again! Rewrite it!
[02:01] ---
I'm serious, one
more chance please
[02:03] ---
You know, there's a future
more wonderful than now
[02:08] ---
Make it more wonderful than
now... my life, my life, my life
[02:17] ---
Yuuji... what is this?
[02:19] ---
"Sweat"
[02:21] ---
Wh-What is that? I've never
seen that book before in my life.
[02:24] ---
It was hidden under the false
bottom in the third drawer of your desk
[02:28] ---
with a reference book cover on it.
[02:31] ---
Hello? What's the matter? Hello?
[02:35] ---
I'm sorry. I was mistaken.
[02:39] ---
Well then, just burn it and I'll forgive you.
[02:42] ---
Wait. You wouldn't punish me like
that if you were planning to forgive me.
[02:44] ---
Then, I won't forgive you even if you burn it.
[02:46] ---
So you want it burned either way?!
[02:50] ---
Ahhhhhh!
[02:53] ---
So what do you want so early in the morning?
[02:57] ---
This...
[02:58] ---
That's... a premium ticket for
Kisaragi Grand Park? Why do you have it?
[03:03] ---
A kind person gave it to
me with good intentions.
[03:04] ---
Good luck!
[03:06] ---
Akihisa is pretty much the
only one I know who had one.
[03:08] ---
It wasn't me!
[03:11] ---
The special event, Wedding Experience...
[03:15] ---
"Akihisa Yoshii"
"Blocking number"
[03:17] ---
Hello? Who is this?
[03:19] ---
I'm gonna kill you!
[03:20] ---
Huh?! Who is this?! What?! Hello?!
[03:23] ---
Well then, let's go, Yuuji.
[03:25] ---
I don't want to.
[03:26] ---
You lied.
[03:27] ---
I never promised anything like that.
[03:29] ---
You promised that you'd go
out with me if you lost the ST War.
[03:33] ---
I don't remember that.
[03:35] ---
Then you pick.
[03:36] ---
You swore that if you broke the
promise, you'd marry me right away.
[03:40] ---
Hey, isn't that different from what we promised?
[03:42] ---
"Episode 7"
"Me, Shouko, and Kisaragi Grand Park"
[03:45] ---
Dammit! That damn Akihisa!
He'll definitely pay for thi--
[03:49] ---
Ow, ow, ow... Stop it, Shouko!
[03:50] ---
All the couples are arm in arm.
[03:53] ---
No one else is using an arm lock
to keep the other from running!
[03:57] ---
Hello! Welcome to Kisaragi Grand Park!
[04:05] ---
"Yuuji Sakamoto" "Super Idiot"
"Akihisa Yoshii"
[04:07] ---
"Beep"
[04:07] ---
Hey, Akihisa. This sure is an
amusing little trick you're pulling.
[04:13] ---
Run!
[04:14] ---
You've got the wrong guy!
[04:15] ---
Why are you here?!
[04:21] ---
You too?! What's the
meaning of this, Hideyoshi?!
[04:26] ---
What're you talking about? I'm a
staff member at Kisaragi Grand Park.
[04:31] ---
I have no connection to
this acquaintance you speak of.
[04:35] ---
If you insist on playing innocent, then...
[04:38] ---
"Yuuji Sakamoto" "Hideyoshi Kinoshita"
"Hideyoshi Kinoshita"
[04:41] ---
Oops, my hand slipped.
[04:43] ---
Is it really necessary to go that far over this?
[04:45] ---
Wha...
[04:46] ---
Do you have the invitation ticket?
[04:48] ---
"Kisaragi Grand Park"
[04:48] ---
Here.
[04:49] ---
Whoa! This is a premium
ticket for a special event!
[04:53] ---
Alpha calling Bravo. I've confirmed the target.
[04:56] ---
Code 70. We're moving onto Operation
Wedding. Make sure to take them down!
[05:00] ---
Hey! What's that violent communication about?!
[05:03] ---
Please pay no mind.
It has nothing to do with you.
[05:05] ---
You were clearly talking about us!
[05:07] ---
Well then, let's take a souvenir
picture, our special service.
[05:13] ---
Thank you for waiting.
[05:16] ---
Sorry, Shouko!
[05:20] ---
Looks like you can't hide your
instinctive habits, huh, Muttsulini?
[05:27] ---
Yuuji... you're naughty.
[05:30] ---
I won't do it again so forgive me.
[05:32] ---
Okay. We'll continue this in bed.
[05:34] ---
I said I won't do it again! I don't have
the slightest interest in your underwear!
[05:40] ---
I won't forgive you for that.
[05:41] ---
Ahhhh! That's so unfair! My temples are...!
[05:45] ---
Say cheese!
[05:46] ---
Cheese.
[05:48] ---
"We're getting married."
[05:51] ---
What's this picture?
[05:53] ---
It's our free service.
We added a special design to it.
[05:55] ---
This photo will be displayed in the park's
photo studio to commemorate your visit.
[05:59] ---
Are you serious?
[06:01] ---
Are you feeling shy, Yuuji?
[06:03] ---
I see nothing in this
picture for me to feel shy about.
[06:05] ---
Ah! Look! Look, Ryuuta!
[06:08] ---
Let's have them take our picture, too!
[06:10] ---
Good idea, Riko. Hey, buddy, you over there.
We'll let you take our picture, too.
[06:15] ---
I am very sorry, but this is a special
service only for premium ticket holders.
[06:20] ---
What?! What's the problem
with taking just one picture.
[06:23] ---
We're customers, you jerk!
[06:24] ---
"Tenjo"
[06:26] ---
Wouldn't it be better advertising
if you took a picture of us
[06:27] ---
instead of those boring brats? Well?!
[06:29] ---
"Tenge"
[06:30] ---
"Yuiga"
[06:32] ---
He's right. Isn't Ryuuta twice
as cool as that high school kid?
[06:38] ---
Wait.
[06:39] ---
Where're you going?
[06:41] ---
Those two bad-mouthed you.
[06:43] ---
Don't get bothered over something like that.
[06:46] ---
If you say so...
[06:48] ---
Just take the same kind of picture of us!
[06:50] ---
Okay. If you insist... Please come this way.
[06:55] ---
Okay. Please put your hand here.
[06:57] ---
Now, squeeze hard.
[06:59] ---
Ow, ow, ow...
[07:00] ---
Say cheese!
[07:02] ---
"We're getting married."
[07:03] ---
What the hell are you doing?!
[07:05] ---
You told us to take the same picture, so...
[07:07] ---
I'm gonna strangle you!
[07:10] ---
This is bad! The burger head snapped!
[07:12] ---
Are you mocking me, you brats?!
[07:16] ---
Looks like... this is gonna be a pain.
[07:25] ---
How did they sneak in here to begin with?
[07:29] ---
Are you feeling shy, Yuuji?
[07:31] ---
What man would feel shy
when his joints are being locked?!
[07:34] ---
But couples are walking arm in arm.
[07:36] ---
This position wouldn't make
us look like a couple, would it?!
[07:38] ---
Hi there, you lovey-dovey couple over there!
[07:43] ---
See? We look like a couple.
[07:45] ---
There's clearly something
wrong with her, right?!
[07:47] ---
I'm Fee the fox! I'll introduce
you to a very interesting attraction!
[07:52] ---
I saw Akihisa out on a date with
a female college student earlier.
[07:56] ---
What?! Yoshii was? Where did you see them?
[08:00] ---
Are you working here, Himeji?
[08:07] ---
I'm Fee the fox! I'll introduce
you to a very interesting attraction!
[08:12] ---
If you wanna play innocent, that's
fine by me. Tell me your recommendation.
[08:18] ---
Okay! My recommendation is the
haunted house you see over there!
[08:22] ---
I see. Shouko, we'll go
somewhere besides the haunted house.
[08:26] ---
P-Please wait! Why?
[08:29] ---
I'm sure you guys have gone
and set something up for us, right?
[08:32] ---
Please! Go to the haunted house, please!
[08:38] ---
I refuse!
[08:39] ---
Stop right there, Yuuji!
[08:41] ---
I'm Noin! I'm not going to
let you cause Fee trouble!
[08:44] ---
That getup is messed up in the head, Akihisa.
[08:47] ---
How rude! Which part is messed up?!
[08:50] ---
Yuuji, Noin is the absentminded one, so...
[08:53] ---
No fox would be so absentminded
as to have his head on backwards!
[08:56] ---
Yoshii! You're wearing the
head the other way around!
[08:59] ---
What?! Shoot! No wonder
I couldn't see the front.
[09:02] ---
Fix it quick or Sakamoto will figure it out!
[09:05] ---
They really still think that
they can keep us in the dark?
[09:09] ---
By the way, Akihisa...
[09:11] ---
is your date with that female
college student over already?
[09:14] ---
What?
[09:17] ---
Yoshii... I heard that you went on a date
[09:21] ---
while we were carrying out our important plan.
[09:24] ---
Wh-What're you talking about, Himeji?
[09:26] ---
"Sending Mail" "Mizuki" "Minami"
[09:27] ---
"Mail Sent"
[09:27] ---
Minami's on her way here.
Let's sit down and talk.
[09:32] ---
Th-That's not good.
[09:33] ---
Amusement parks are supposed
to be places for fun, not fighting!
[09:36] ---
Hey! What's the deal, Aki?!
[09:39] ---
She's already here!
[09:46] ---
You're gonna tell us all the details.
[09:48] ---
You're gonna be honest with us.
[09:50] ---
Y-You've got it wrong!
[09:53] ---
Now, Shouko!
[09:54] ---
Let's go to an attraction
aside from the haunted house.
[09:56] ---
Hm? Shouko?
[10:07] ---
We're going to the haunted house.
[10:09] ---
What did Hideyoshi tell you?!
[10:11] ---
There, girls can jump into their
boyfriends' arms as much as they like.
[10:14] ---
"Scary Abandoned Hospital!!"
"Haunted House"
[10:17] ---
Please sign here before you enter.
[10:19] ---
Sign?
[10:20] ---
This is a written oath.
[10:21] ---
Written oaths are often prepared
for dangerous attractions just in case.
[10:26] ---
I see. Then this place is that dangerous?
[10:29] ---
That sounds fun in its own way.
[10:31] ---
Let's see... "Oath. I, Yuuji Sakamoto,
will love Shouko Kirishima as my wife
[10:35] ---
as long as I live and will share
my joys and sorrows with her.
[10:40] ---
So I swear"?!
[10:41] ---
Here is a pen.
[10:42] ---
Here's your registered seal.
[10:44] ---
Here is the vermilion inkpad.
[10:45] ---
Is it just me?! Is it just me who
thinks this situation is strange?!
[10:49] ---
Under the carbon is a second
sheet, a marriage registration form.
[10:53] ---
You're considerate.
[10:54] ---
No, they aren't!
[11:00] ---
Idiot Test
[11:04] ---
Now, please come this way.
[11:06] ---
Please hold my bag for me.
[11:08] ---
Don't hold it sideways as
what's inside will fall out.
[11:10] ---
As you wish.
[11:13] ---
Well then, enjoy this scary
experience full of thrills.
[11:20] ---
"Fire Hydrant"
[11:24] ---
An abandoned hospital
converted into a haunted house, huh?
[11:26] ---
It does have an authentic feel.
[11:29] ---
...ji
[11:31] ---
What's that?
[11:31] ---
...than...
[11:32] ---
Is this voice... yours?
[11:34] ---
...ji is more... than... bigger...
[11:36] ---
What's this? Synthesized voice?
Or is it Hideyoshi imitating me?
[11:40] ---
Either way, it's not that scary.
[11:41] ---
Himeji is more my type than Shouko.
[11:44] ---
Huh?
[11:45] ---
She's got bigger breasts, too.
[11:47] ---
Himeji is more my type than Shouko.
She's got bigger breasts, too.
[11:52] ---
Yuuji...
[11:54] ---
Is that true?
[11:57] ---
This is a production full of thrills.
[12:03] ---
Yuuji...
[12:05] ---
Prepare yourself.
[12:06] ---
Dammit! Although the approach
is unusual, this really is scary!
[12:10] ---
I won't let you escape.
[12:10] ---
Wait! Don't jump the gun! This is a trap!
[12:17] ---
Hello there. So, how was it?
Did it make you want to get married?
[12:21] ---
What makes you think that
that would lead to marriage?!
[12:23] ---
They say that when a man and
a woman fall into a critical situation,
[12:25] ---
they'll be connected by a strong bond.
[12:27] ---
That doesn't work when one of
them is the threat to the other!
[12:31] ---
Yuuji... It's about lunchtime.
[12:33] ---
Yeah. All that running around made me hungry.
[12:37] ---
Hm?
[12:39] ---
Uhm, attention, customers.
[12:43] ---
Uhm, a special lunch show will
be held at the restaurant today.
[12:47] ---
We've prepared a special menu
[12:50] ---
for those of you with a premium ticket.
[12:51] ---
Oh? A special menu, huh?
[12:53] ---
Please be sure to come to the restaurant.
[12:53] ---
Well then, we'll show you...
[12:55] ---
...to the restaurant.
[12:56] ---
Hm?
[12:58] ---
What's the matter, Shouko?
[13:01] ---
I can't wait to try the special menu.
[13:03] ---
Yeah.
[13:07] ---
That was quite tasty, wasn't it?
[13:09] ---
Everything tastes good when I'm with you.
[13:13] ---
Hm?
[13:13] ---
Hm?
[13:14] ---
Everyone! Thank you very much for coming
[13:17] ---
to see our special lunch show today.
[13:20] ---
Believe it or not, we actually have a
high school student couple here today
[13:24] ---
who are dating with an eye towards marriage!
[13:26] ---
What?!
[13:27] ---
Now, we'd like to hold an
event to support those two.
[13:31] ---
It's titled "Kisaragi Grand Park's
Wedding Experience Present Quiz"!
[13:36] ---
Yaay! Boom! Boom! Honk! Honk!
[13:40] ---
Dammit! My retreat has been cut off!
[13:42] ---
If they answer all five questions correctly,
[13:45] ---
they'll be able to experience
our first-rate wedding package.
[13:48] ---
It'll be no problem if they decide
they want to get married at the time.
[13:52] ---
That'll be a big problem, won't it?!
[13:53] ---
Well then, Mr. Yuuji Sakamoto and
Miss Shouko. Please head to the stage!
[13:57] ---
Who'd go there?!
[13:58] ---
Wedding experience...
I'll do my best in the quiz.
[14:01] ---
A dream-like wedding experience!
[14:01] ---
Ahhh! Calm down, Shouko!
[14:05] ---
Dammit! I have to avoid this situation somehow.
[14:08] ---
Well then, let's start the quiz!
[14:10] ---
That's right! If our answers are wrong...
[14:13] ---
I'm a guy who used to be called a whiz kid.
[14:15] ---
Making mistakes on purpose is a piece of cake!
[14:17] ---
Here's question 1.
[14:18] ---
Now, bring it on! There's
no question that I can't...
[14:21] ---
When is Mr. Yuuji Sakamoto and
Miss Shouko's wedding anniversary?
[14:26] ---
"Rumble, rumble, rumble."
[14:27] ---
Strange... I can't understand the question.
[14:30] ---
Yes.
[14:32] ---
Every day is an anniversary.
[14:33] ---
"Correct"
[14:33] ---
Correct! Every day is an
anniversary! Congratulations!
[14:35] ---
Ahh! Stop it! I'll die of embarrassment!
[14:39] ---
Here's question 2.
[14:40] ---
Dammit! Now that it's come to this,
I'll give them a wrong answer at any cost!
[14:43] ---
Where are you going hold your wedding?
[14:47] ---
Mackerel cooked in miso!
[14:48] ---
"Correct"
[14:48] ---
Correct!
[14:50] ---
What?!
[14:51] ---
It is planned that your wedding
will be held in the Phoenix Hall,
[14:55] ---
also known as "Mackerel cooked
in miso," at Kisaragi Grand Park!
[14:59] ---
Wait! You definitely named
it that just now, didn't you?!
[15:02] ---
Now, here's question 3!
[15:03] ---
Now I get your way of doing things here.
[15:06] ---
I'll give them an unmistakably
wrong answer next.
[15:09] ---
Where did you two meet the first time?
[15:11] ---
Got it!
[15:13] ---
"Eye" "Eye"
[15:15] ---
Yes. Elementary school.
[15:17] ---
Correct!
[15:19] ---
Those damn jerks!
[15:20] ---
Now that it's come to this, I'll ignore
the question in the middle and answer!
[15:23] ---
Well then, here's question 4! The two of yo--
[15:25] ---
I don't kno--
[15:27] ---
Correct!
[15:29] ---
It's no use...
[15:30] ---
As things stand, I can't give them
a wrong answer no matter what I do.
[15:33] ---
"End"
[15:34] ---
Is this it for me?
[15:35] ---
Hey, isn't it unfair?
[15:38] ---
We're planning to get married, too.
Why are you treating only him special?
[15:44] ---
Yeah, let us do it, too!
[15:45] ---
"Arrival"
[15:48] ---
Burger hea-- I mean, sir.
We're still in the middle of the even--
[15:50] ---
Shut up, you idiot! I am a
[15:52] ---
cu-
[15:53] ---
st-
[15:54] ---
om-
[15:55] ---
er
[15:55] ---
too, you jerk!
[15:57] ---
I want to have the Wedding
Experience, too, you know.
[16:02] ---
You know...
[16:04] ---
Shut up, you idiot!
[16:06] ---
We're saying that we're
gonna participate! Do as we say!
[16:08] ---
Then, we'll ask a question.
[16:12] ---
If they give us the correct answer,
they'll win. If they're wrong, we'll win.
[16:17] ---
Y-You can't just...
[16:18] ---
This is my chance! If they're asking
us a question, I can definitely give them
[16:21] ---
a wrong answer and escape
from the Wedding Experience.
[16:24] ---
Ah!
[16:25] ---
Well then, here's the question. Listen good!
[16:29] ---
What's the capital city of Europe?!
[16:38] ---
Congratulations! We'll give
Mr. Yuuji Sakamoto and Miss Shouko
[16:42] ---
a gift, "Wedding Experience
at Kisaragi Grand Park"!
[16:50] ---
Well then, we'll finally start today's
main event, the Wedding Experience!
[16:55] ---
Everyone! First, please
welcome the groom with a big hand!
[17:05] ---
You bastards! I'm seriously
gonna kick your ass later!
[17:08] ---
Well then, I'll read off his profile...
[17:11] ---
This is just an experience and it's
too much work, so we'll just omit it.
[17:14] ---
Hey!
[17:14] ---
Well then, finally, the
bride is making her entrance!
[17:38] ---
How beautiful...
[17:42] ---
Yuuji...
[17:44] ---
Er?!
[17:45] ---
Do I look like a bride?
[17:49] ---
Y-Yeah, you look fine.
[17:51] ---
At least, you don't look like a broom.
[17:54] ---
Yuuji...
[17:56] ---
Wh-What?
[17:58] ---
I'm happy.
[18:02] ---
H-Hey, what's the matter?!
[18:04] ---
This was... my dream all this time, so...
[18:07] ---
Your dream?
[18:08] ---
It's been my dream since childhood...
[18:11] ---
to have a wedding with you...
[18:16] ---
to become your bride...
[18:19] ---
The dream I could never
make happen all by myself...
[18:23] ---
The dream that I've had since childhood...
[18:26] ---
So I'm really happy...
[18:29] ---
to be here with my one and only Yuuji.
[18:37] ---
Shouko... I...
[18:39] ---
Ahh... This is boring!
[18:43] ---
This is, like, really boring!
[18:45] ---
I don't care about your love life
stories. So hurry up and get going!
[18:50] ---
We've got stuff to do, you know.
[18:52] ---
Enough with the needless
stuff, get to the point already.
[18:56] ---
In any case, she said it was
her dream to become a bride.
[18:59] ---
It's like, "how old are you?"
To put it bluntly, isn't it creepy?
[19:03] ---
Could it be that you're playing a gag?
[19:06] ---
Seriously, it's funny!
[19:09] ---
What'd you say, you bastards?!
[19:12] ---
How dare you say such a thing to
Kirishima! Step outside, you jerks!
[19:16] ---
No, Yoshii!
[19:18] ---
The event will be ruined!
[19:21] ---
But...
[19:21] ---
Calm down, Yoshii!
[19:23] ---
...for Kirishima's sake, I can't...
[19:24] ---
Please!
[19:29] ---
Shouko...
[19:38] ---
Yoshii! Did you find Kirishima?!
[19:41] ---
I didn't see her this way!
[19:45] ---
Yuuji!
[19:47] ---
Where did Kirishima go?
[19:49] ---
I don't know.
[19:50] ---
What?!
[19:51] ---
Don't you have some idea?
We have to find her quickly.
[19:54] ---
Sorry, but I'll pass.
[19:57] ---
It's too much work.
I wanna go to the bathroom, too.
[19:59] ---
What?!
[20:00] ---
I'm in a hurry, so see you later.
[20:04] ---
That was a kinda shabby wedding.
To put it bluntly, isn't that impossible?
[20:09] ---
My dream... is to become a bride.
[20:12] ---
How's that? Do I sound like her?
[20:15] ---
Yeah, you do! That's too good.
[20:18] ---
Hey, you guys...
[20:20] ---
Hm?
[20:21] ---
What do you want?
[20:23] ---
Well, it's not really a big deal, but...
[20:25] ---
Hm?!
[20:26] ---
Let me have a word with you, will you?!
[20:41] ---
Hey.
[20:43] ---
What took you so long, Shouko?
[20:45] ---
Why are you...?
[20:47] ---
I thought you'd come here.
[20:51] ---
Yuuji...
[20:52] ---
What is it?
[20:53] ---
Is my dream... strange?
[20:58] ---
Shouko, let me take this
opportunity and tell you something.
[21:02] ---
Your feelings towards me are a mistake.
[21:06] ---
Seven years ago, I was stupid
and dragged you into things.
[21:11] ---
At that time, I was only trying
to take responsibility. That's all.
[21:15] ---
Because of me, you wasted
your years on this worthless man.
[21:23] ---
I'm really sorry.
[21:25] ---
Yuu... ji...?
[21:27] ---
I won't laugh at your dream.
[21:33] ---
You picked the wrong man to have feelings for,
[21:36] ---
but I think that continuing to care
about one person for a long time
[21:38] ---
is a wonderful thing.
[21:40] ---
So your dream is a wonderful
one that you can be proud of
[21:44] ---
and that is second to none.
[21:46] ---
That is, if you don't pick the wrong man.
[21:52] ---
Well, it was a rare experience.
[21:55] ---
It shouldn't hurt to bring a souvenir home.
[21:58] ---
Yuuji...
[21:59] ---
Oh yeah, and...
[22:03] ---
the lunch you made... was delicious.
[22:08] ---
Let's go home! If we're late,
people will get the wrong idea.
[22:11] ---
Yuuji!
[22:13] ---
What is it?
[22:14] ---
I... I knew it. I wasn't wrong in the least!
[22:36] ---
I'd have to say the first kiss
tastes like strawberry milk
[22:43] ---
As it turns to evening,
I'm pushing my bike home
[22:50] ---
So which is it, a delusion,
a simulation, or a dream?
[22:57] ---
After stumbling seven times,
I stumble an eighth time, wahahaha
[23:04] ---
Each day is different and
every day is an anniversary
[23:12] ---
Let's connect them together to that sky
[23:19] ---
My future is bright. Do I see
myself becoming someone big?
[23:26] ---
Tomorrow too, for sure...
it'll be sunny, with occasional smiles
[23:52] ---
Question 8.
[23:53] ---
What does "computer" refer
to in the Japanese language?
[23:56] ---
Super electronic brain!
[23:58] ---
That sounds pretty tough.
[24:00] ---
Next Episode! "Loss of Control, Labyrinths,
and the Avatar Instrumentality Project"
[24:03] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
"Please join us again next week!"
8 - Recklessness, Labyrinths, and the Avatar Instrumentality Project
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[00:16] ---
Hey! Just show it to me!
[00:16] ---
Ah, hey!
[00:18] ---
Wha--
[00:25] ---
Seriously, what're you doing with this?!
[00:30] ---
Ah...
[00:32] ---
You don't have to secretly take pictures,
you know. If you want it that much...
[00:42] ---
Well, sorry, sorry! What I really
wanted was Hideyoshi's picture. Yours was--
[00:47] ---
I can't breathe!
[00:49] ---
I'm not gonna let you off the hook today!
[00:52] ---
I'm not going to just keep
taking these beatings forever!
[00:54] ---
Teacher! We'll fight a mock
ST War! Please give us approval!
[00:59] ---
Okay. I approve.
[01:03] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[01:07] ---
"Name: Minami Shimada"
"Subject: Combined Subjects" "Score: 823"
[01:08] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[01:15] ---
Oh? Summon!
[01:18] ---
Summon! Summon! Summon! Summon!
[01:22] ---
This is odd. I wonder what happened.
[01:25] ---
Summon! Summon! Summon! Summon!
[01:29] ---
Summon!
[01:40] ---
I'm suspending the approval!
[01:46] ---
What's going on?! The field is out of control!
[02:03] ---
Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou
[02:08] ---
One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!
[02:11] ---
One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!
[02:15] ---
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
[02:24] ---
Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo
[02:27] ---
Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu
[02:30] ---
Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?
[02:32] ---
Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai
[02:35] ---
Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki
[02:37] ---
Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer
[02:40] ---
Omou koto mina kanaeba iina
[02:43] ---
Hito no sekai wa kinishinai
[02:45] ---
Perfect-area complete!
[02:48] ---
Zettai koko de matterunda
[02:50] ---
Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo
[02:57] ---
Ah! Ear! Ear!
[02:58] ---
Why? Tomaranai surechigai
[03:01] ---
Watashi ga soudan aite nara
[03:04] ---
"Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."
[03:06] ---
Kanashiki rei ten dane
[03:09] ---
No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi
[03:12] ---
Honki de one more chance please
[03:14] ---
Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni
[03:19] ---
Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!
[03:28] ---
Problems always occur without warning.
[03:38] ---
Who is it?
[03:41] ---
What's the password?
[03:42] ---
Makes me too frisky.
[03:44] ---
Okay.
[03:45] ---
Where's the stuff?
[03:46] ---
You'll get it when you hand over the cash.
[03:57] ---
Whoa! A real picture of Hideyoshi
as a waitress! Oh, I'm glad to be alive!
[04:04] ---
That's just the beginning.
[04:06] ---
Here's the picture of him
changing. It costs twice as much.
[04:09] ---
What?! Give me a discount, Muttsulini!
I'm living off salt water this week!
[04:15] ---
If you buy it, I'll give you this one free.
[04:17] ---
Hmmm, if that's the case...
[04:33] ---
Dammit! They sure don't make this easy, do they?
[04:36] ---
Hm? More security?! Password is...
[04:40] ---
Dammit!
[04:49] ---
Dammit. That scared me!
[05:03] ---
Seems like something happened.
[05:05] ---
Sorry to bother you!
[05:06] ---
Principal! A problem in the
Summoner Test system occurred.
[05:09] ---
Yeah, I know.
[05:14] ---
Man... They've spread this far.
I wonder what's going on.
[05:18] ---
Such a hindrance!
[05:20] ---
Ouch!
[05:21] ---
Go away!
[05:25] ---
Ahhh! Ow, ow! Stop it!
[05:28] ---
Yoshii, did you play a prank again?
[05:31] ---
Why am I the first person you suspect?
[05:33] ---
What'd you do, Akihisa?
[05:36] ---
It'd be better if you tell us now.
[05:38] ---
No one will blame you.
[05:39] ---
You guys, too?!
[05:41] ---
But your Avatar is the only one
that's behaving strangely, you know.
[05:47] ---
Oh? Why?
[05:49] ---
I wonder if the system is unstable.
[05:51] ---
I'll try summoning my Avatar.
[05:54] ---
Summon!
[06:00] ---
That's an adult version.
[06:01] ---
Ahh! Please don't look at her!
[06:05] ---
I see...
[06:06] ---
Ahh! My eyes...!
[06:07] ---
You can't see it, Yuuji.
[06:12] ---
I wonder if Himeji is
going to grow up like this.
[06:17] ---
One part in particular really grew.
[06:20] ---
I-I'll summon mine, too! Summon!
[06:24] ---
I see... Just like Minami,
she didn't grow in the fr...
[06:27] ---
...ankensteiner!
[06:30] ---
Huh?! Could it be that...
[06:33] ---
if I do this, I can see what's
underneath her clothes...
[06:33] ---
Ahhh! Don't! Please don't! No!
[06:35] ---
That's our Muttsulini!
[06:37] ---
Don't take a picture!
[06:40] ---
Stop it!
[06:47] ---
A skeleton...
[06:49] ---
It wasn't a bad idea, though.
[06:52] ---
If I get closer...
[06:54] ---
That looks kinda fun.
[06:56] ---
I think I'll try summoning my Avatar, too.
[06:58] ---
Summon!
[06:59] ---
Oh, no! Mr. Wolf!
[07:02] ---
A-A pretty girl!
[07:02] ---
Oh, I said, stop it.
[07:04] ---
Just as I thought, Hideyoshi!
I wasn't mistaken at all!
[07:09] ---
This is clearly a mistake!
The system is out of order.
[07:13] ---
Well then, I think I'll try, too.
[07:16] ---
Summon!
[07:22] ---
How handsome...
[07:23] ---
I'll try, too. Summon!
[07:32] ---
They're well-matched.
[07:33] ---
What about yours, Muttsulini?
[07:36] ---
Summon.
[07:41] ---
"Yuuji: You're so stubborn..."
[07:43] ---
"Yuuji: You want me..."
[07:44] ---
"Yuuji: don't you?"
[07:46] ---
"Kouta: Don't be so conceited..."
[07:47] ---
"Kouta: You said you wouldn't do anything."
[07:48] ---
I know you like me.
[07:49] ---
"Kouta: .................."
[07:50] ---
Stop... Stop...
[07:51] ---
"Kouta: You liar!"
[07:52] ---
Ugh!
[07:58] ---
Hey, wait! My Avatar was acting on his own!
[08:00] ---
Hey! Stop! Ahhh!
[08:04] ---
Betrayer.
[08:05] ---
What's your Avatar like, Yoshii?
[08:10] ---
Show us, Aki!
[08:11] ---
I'll try. Summon!
[08:20] ---
This is odd. Why is mine behaving
differently from everyone else's?
[08:31] ---
Ah, they're back to normal.
[08:38] ---
What happened?!
[08:39] ---
They're out of control!
[08:42] ---
Where are they going?
[08:44] ---
What's going on?
[08:47] ---
The teachers' Avatars, which
are close to the core of the system,
[08:50] ---
are completely frozen and can't be summoned.
[08:53] ---
The students' Avatars are out of control.
[08:57] ---
I'm stumped. I can't access the crime
prevention system in the server room.
[09:02] ---
As it stands, we can't open the door
so we can't even go in there to fix it.
[09:06] ---
How about turning off the power to the system?
[09:09] ---
The permanent power supply unit will
keep it functioning for at least a month.
[09:13] ---
Then... we have no choice but to
break the wall and enter there, huh?
[09:18] ---
Tomorrow, we'll introduce our
academy's system at the conference.
[09:22] ---
It'll be terribly embarrassing
if we have a hole in the wall.
[09:26] ---
Then what would you like to do?
[09:27] ---
Hmm... well...
[09:31] ---
why don't we have an idiot do the job?
[09:34] ---
You want me do fix it?!
[09:35] ---
The Avatar of a probationary student is
run from a separate area of the system.
[09:40] ---
So, unlike other students' Avatars,
[09:41] ---
yours isn't affected,
hence it's not out of control.
[09:43] ---
I see. So that's why Akihisa's Avatar
was different from all the other Avatars.
[09:48] ---
But I couldn't summon him correctly.
[09:51] ---
That's because you summoned him
inside a malfunctioning teacher's field.
[09:54] ---
But you have your own field, right?
[09:57] ---
Oh, that's right! If I use my iron bracelet...
[09:59] ---
Send your Avatar inside the
server room and connect the cable.
[10:03] ---
After that I'll shut down the crime
prevention system from the terminal
[10:06] ---
and open the door.
[10:07] ---
That's an operation that only the Avatar
[10:09] ---
of the probationary student can carry
out since he can physically touch objects.
[10:12] ---
But my Avatar can't go through the wall.
[10:16] ---
There's a vent to cool down the system.
[10:19] ---
An Avatar is small enough to go through it.
[10:21] ---
But if he can't see inside the vent,
[10:23] ---
wouldn't it be impossible to control his Avatar?
[10:25] ---
Here...
[10:26] ---
A video camera and a transmitter.
[10:29] ---
If we have his Avatar take it
with him, we can see inside.
[10:33] ---
Smart idea, Muttsulini.
[10:35] ---
I'm surprised that you
have stuff like that on you.
[10:37] ---
What do you use them for?
[10:39] ---
Don't attack Muttsulini!
He's actually a good guy!
[10:42] ---
He's just a little... no...
very naughty, and...
[10:43] ---
I haven't said anything yet.
[10:45] ---
Akihisa is his customer, so...
[10:48] ---
The effective field area
for the iron bracelet is small.
[10:51] ---
Go to the front of the server room
and control your Avatar from there.
[10:53] ---
We'll guide you from here.
[11:00] ---
So that's the entrance, huh?
[11:03] ---
Awaken! Summon!
[11:09] ---
Go!
[11:16] ---
His Avatar has entered the vent.
[11:19] ---
The route is clear!
[11:20] ---
Keep going straight, Akihisa.
[11:22] ---
Got it.
[11:24] ---
Is it okay? He's a probationary
student... a trouble student.
[11:28] ---
We have no other choice
but to leave it to him...
[11:30] ---
as that idiot is the only one who
can use that iron bracelet for now.
[11:34] ---
Turn right 3 meters ahead
and left at the next intersection.
[11:37] ---
This is just like a labyrinth.
[11:40] ---
Why is it so complicated?
[11:42] ---
It's a security measure.
[11:46] ---
Ah! Ow, ow, ow! I'm going numb?
[11:49] ---
My score is going down! Wh-What's going on?!
[11:52] ---
It's a poison swamp.
[11:54] ---
Why the heck is something like this in here?!
[11:56] ---
It's a security measure.
[11:58] ---
We'll have you take a detour
around the dangerous area.
[12:00] ---
Turn right at the next corner.
[12:03] ---
I see a light!
[12:05] ---
You're almost there. Keep going straight.
[12:08] ---
Oh? I wonder what that is.
[12:13] ---
Avatars?!
[12:16] ---
Out of control Avatars have appeared!
[12:17] ---
They're gonna attack!
[12:20] ---
"Blast Tenpa Kyouran"
[12:31] ---
Make him stop, Yuuji!
[12:32] ---
I can't! He's out of control!
[12:34] ---
Oh no! I don't like this! I don't like this!
[12:37] ---
Stop it! Hey! Make them stop!
[12:40] ---
Yuuji! Hideyoshi! Minami! Himeji! Dad!
[12:45] ---
Stop it! Don't do it!
[12:57] ---
"0 points"
[13:11] ---
Hm?
[13:15] ---
Those who died will be given a remedial class!
[13:17] ---
Why?!
[13:20] ---
What?
[13:21] ---
"Loss of Control, Labyrinths,
and the Avatar Instrumentality Project"
[13:26] ---
Idiot Test!
[13:30] ---
Are you okay, Yoshii?
[13:33] ---
Humph... I saw Hell.
[13:35] ---
What kind of remedial class was it?
[13:37] ---
We'll continue the operation.
[13:38] ---
Please take the recovery
test and fill up your score.
[13:41] ---
But unless he gets a considerably good score,
[13:44] ---
it'll be over once he encounters the enemies.
[13:46] ---
Yoshii... If you like, I can help you study.
[13:52] ---
Yoshii...
[13:54] ---
If you like...
[13:56] ---
What?
[13:56] ---
I can help you study.
[14:00] ---
You're gonna give me a
private lesson, Himeji?! Really?!
[14:04] ---
Your mind sure is sharp when it comes
to turning things into something dirty.
[14:09] ---
The only method that will work is one
that shows effective results right away.
[14:12] ---
Then, I know a good way.
[14:14] ---
Hm?
[14:23] ---
I see. If the test is full of easy
questions that even Aki can solve,
[14:26] ---
he can get a good score, huh?
[14:28] ---
It's kinda cheating, but...
[14:30] ---
Whoa! Akihisa's achieving
a level never seen before!
[14:34] ---
You're amazing, Yoshii!
[14:36] ---
Go, Aki!
[14:40] ---
What did you make a mistake on, Akihisa?
[14:43] ---
The Taika Reform took place in 645!
[14:46] ---
You don't remember that after what happened?!
[14:49] ---
That's exactly why I got
confused as to which one was correct!
[14:52] ---
But hasn't his level gotten quite high?
[14:55] ---
With this score, won't he be
okay even if enemies appear?
[14:59] ---
Let's start the operation.
[15:00] ---
Okay then!
[15:03] ---
Summon!
[15:07] ---
I'll clear it for sure this time!
[15:10] ---
Okay, turn left at that intersection.
[15:12] ---
Got it.
[15:13] ---
Ahh!
[15:14] ---
It's a poison swamp.
[15:17] ---
So he gets numb even
after becoming stronger, huh?
[15:19] ---
Don't make me a guinea pig!
[15:22] ---
This time, go right at the end of that path.
[15:24] ---
Got it.
[15:25] ---
What?
[15:26] ---
Be careful, Akihisa. If you touch it...
[15:29] ---
Ahhh!
[15:30] ---
Yoshii!
[15:31] ---
Aki!
[15:32] ---
I-I can't breathe...
[15:34] ---
I said be careful, didn't I?!
[15:36] ---
It was out of habit.
[15:39] ---
Ah! That's...
[15:53] ---
All right! I won't lose this time!
[16:03] ---
I can win! I can win!
[16:04] ---
Be on your guard!
[16:06] ---
Tsuchiya is coming!
[16:08] ---
Don't worry, since the
subject we'll fight in is history!
[16:12] ---
Since Muttsulini can't use his Health
and Physical Education knowledge,
[16:15] ---
he's no match for me right now!
[16:20] ---
"Danger"
[16:24] ---
It was a poison swamp.
[16:26] ---
Those who died will be given a remedial class!
[16:29] ---
What?!
[16:30] ---
That's not fair!
[16:31] ---
Our Avatars fought and lost on their own!
[16:34] ---
No arguments!
[16:35] ---
This is absurd!
[16:41] ---
I made it!
[16:43] ---
There should be a
disconnected cable. Connect it.
[16:46] ---
Got it.
[16:47] ---
Ah! There it is!
[16:55] ---
Minami?!
[16:57] ---
Aki!
[16:57] ---
Please run!
[16:59] ---
But...!
[16:59] ---
Hurry!
[17:01] ---
Or... I'll be...
[17:08] ---
Himeji?
[17:10] ---
Esroh Nedoow Dimaryp!
[17:21] ---
Yoshii!
[17:26] ---
Yoshii!
[17:28] ---
Aki!
[17:37] ---
Dammit!!
[17:48] ---
Something is coming!
[17:50] ---
Summoning field! Phase sync!
[17:53] ---
An Avatar is appearing!
[17:55] ---
Honey!
[17:59] ---
Miharu?!
[18:00] ---
Even if it's just among Avatars,
I can't let you cling to a pig!
[18:05] ---
If you're gonna hold someone, hold my Avatar!
[18:08] ---
Now!
[18:15] ---
Remedial class!
[18:17] ---
Nooo!
[18:19] ---
Oh no.
[18:20] ---
Sorry, Himeji!
[18:26] ---
All right! Huh?
[18:53] ---
Yoshii! You can't beat her! Please run!
[18:56] ---
But... When I've come this far... I can't...
[19:11] ---
Yoshii!
[19:13] ---
When... I'm so close...!
[19:17] ---
He can't fight any longer. We should stop him.
[19:21] ---
As educators, forcing pointless
suffering on a student is...
[19:25] ---
Not yet!
[19:26] ---
Hm?
[19:27] ---
I still have some points left!
[19:29] ---
When there's that much of a
difference in points, you have no chance.
[19:32] ---
Your ability levels are too far apart.
[19:34] ---
But... even so...
[19:39] ---
Ability levels...? That's right!
Just like my Avatar became stronger,
[19:43] ---
the points are not necessarily
a reflection of real ability!
[19:46] ---
Himeji! Take the recovery test!
[19:49] ---
What?
[19:49] ---
Please!
[19:51] ---
I get it!
[19:55] ---
Ms. Takahashi! Please let me take it!
[19:57] ---
If you raise your points any
further, he won't have a chance.
[20:06] ---
Please grade it!
[20:29] ---
Yoshii...
[20:30] ---
Mizuki Himeji...
[20:33] ---
"Class: F, No: 28, Name: Mizuki Himeji, 0 points"
[20:34] ---
...0 points!
[20:46] ---
Good job.
[20:50] ---
Hm?
[20:57] ---
The system... has been recovered!
[21:00] ---
The problem has been
resolved for the time being.
[21:17] ---
Hajimete no kisu wa yappari ichigo miruku aji
[21:25] ---
Jitensha oshinagara kaeru yuugure doki
[21:36] ---
Mousou shumireeshon yumegokochi docchi
[21:39] ---
Nana kai koronde hachi korobi wahahaha
[21:46] ---
Anna konna hibi no mainichi ga kinenbi
[21:54] ---
Tsunagete yukou ano sora made
[22:01] ---
Shourai yuubou itsuka oomono ni nareru yokan?
[22:08] ---
Ashita mo kitto hare tokidoki egao ni naru
[22:34] ---
Yoshii! Are you okay?
[22:36] ---
Yeah, this is nothing.
[22:40] ---
Those who died with their score reduced
to zero will be given a remedial class!
[22:45] ---
Well then... I'll see you later.
[22:49] ---
Yeah.
[22:52] ---
Himeji...
[22:56] ---
What's with that gloomy look?
[23:00] ---
Ow! What'd you do that for?! Ahh! My points!
[23:04] ---
Don't hang onto such a small number of points.
[23:07] ---
You go take the remedial class, too.
[23:09] ---
Whaaaaat?!
[23:11] ---
Yoshii!
[23:19] ---
Yeah!
[23:23] ---
Entrusting such an important task to
a Class F student was a big gamble...
[23:29] ---
but I'm glad that it went well.
[23:31] ---
I don't think it was a gamble or anything.
[23:34] ---
Huh?
[23:34] ---
You'll learn eventually...
how to deal with idiots.
[23:43] ---
"Japanese History"
"Class: A, No: 1, Name: Shouko Kirishima, _ points"
[23:47] ---
Teacher...
[23:49] ---
Please grade mine, too.
[23:50] ---
"Preview"
[23:51] ---
Question 9
[23:52] ---
One of the units used to indicate
a woman's breast size is "cup."
[23:56] ---
Explain the size of A cup,
which is used as a basis.
[23:59] ---
Minami Shimada.
[23:59] ---
No comment.
[24:01] ---
Next Episode! "Kisses, Breasts, and Ponytails!"
[24:04] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:05] ---
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
9 - Kisses, Breasts, and Ponytails
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[00:18] ---
Akihisa Yoshii is a young man
[00:20] ---
who is very particular about everything he does.
[00:23] ---
Time to eat!
[00:28] ---
When I have salt water as a side
dish and sugar water as the main,
[00:31] ---
the meal seems a little extravagant, doesn't it?
[00:33] ---
The degree to which he is particular
about things gets lower every day.
[00:38] ---
Coming!
[00:44] ---
Long time no see, Aki.
[00:47] ---
S...
[00:49] ---
Sis...?
[00:55] ---
What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?
[01:00] ---
One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!
[01:03] ---
One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!
[01:07] ---
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
[01:16] ---
"Nice to encounter you,"
that one's too easy!
[01:19] ---
There's only one answer
that I decided on at the start
[01:22] ---
My heart fluttered. Will I pass?
[01:24] ---
I won't panic whether
it's a matter of love or war
[01:27] ---
I sigh as I cram all night long
[01:29] ---
There's a genius dreamer inside of me
[01:32] ---
It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true
[01:35] ---
Pay no mind to other people's worlds
[01:37] ---
Perfect-area complete!
[01:40] ---
I'll definitely be waiting right here.
[01:42] ---
Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it
[01:49] ---
Ah! Ear! Ear!
[01:50] ---
Why? We just keep missing each other
[01:53] ---
If you came to me for advice, it'd go like
[01:56] ---
"So, friends?" "Yes, friends."
[01:59] ---
That's a sad 0 points.
[02:01] ---
No! Do it again! Rewrite it!
[02:04] ---
I'm serious, one
more chance please
[02:06] ---
You know, there's a future
more wonderful than now
[02:11] ---
Make it more wonderful than
now... my life, my life, my life
[02:20] ---
"Episode 9" "Kisses, Breasts, and Ponytails"
[02:20] ---
Akira Yoshii. 23 years old. E cup.
[02:24] ---
She is Akihisa's older sister who lives abroad.
[02:28] ---
Sis! You came here dressed like that?!
[02:30] ---
Why're you raising your voice
all of a sudden? That's absurd.
[02:35] ---
Says someone who walks
around in her bathrobe...!
[02:37] ---
You should let people finish their stories.
[02:40] ---
I have a reason for being dressed like this.
[02:42] ---
Sorry, Sis. What happened?
[02:45] ---
"A Day in the Life of Akira,
Story of an Elegant Day, Episode 1"
[02:47] ---
I walked quite a ways from the airport
in the heat with heavy luggage.
[02:53] ---
Uh-huh.
[02:54] ---
When I got on the train, I saw
myself all sweaty in the window.
[03:00] ---
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
[03:01] ---
Although I was going to see my brother,
[03:03] ---
I should pay attention to my appearance.
[03:05] ---
I didn't want to show myself all sweaty.
[03:08] ---
Uh-huh.
[03:09] ---
So, in order to deal with the sweat,
[03:12] ---
I changed into a bathrobe
since it's highly absorbent.
[03:14] ---
Stop right there! That's messed up!
[03:16] ---
Thus, I was able to reunite with
my little brother while maintaining
[03:19] ---
the dignified appearance
his older sister should have.
[03:23] ---
And that's even more messed up!
[03:24] ---
I'm glad that the train was rather empty.
[03:27] ---
"A Day in the Life of Akira,
Story of an Elegant Day, Episode 2"
[03:27] ---
If it was crowded, I would've
had problems changing.
[03:30] ---
Hold on a sec. Where'd you change?
SIGN "Omitted (024 - 1)"
SIGN "Omitted (024 - 2)"
[03:35] ---
Aki, I came here today because
I have to attend to important affairs.
[03:39] ---
What?
[03:40] ---
I'll start my investigation
now on how you're living
[03:44] ---
and decide if it's okay to
let you continue to live alone.
[03:48] ---
What?!
[03:50] ---
When you started living alone,
[03:53] ---
I gave you two conditions to follow.
[03:56] ---
I'm sure you haven't forgotten them, have you?
[03:58] ---
If I say I did, will you get upset?
[04:01] ---
No, I won't.
[04:03] ---
Good! Well, I completely--
[04:05] ---
Instead of getting upset, I'll give you a kiss.
[04:07] ---
...completely remember them!
[04:08] ---
Moreover, I'll give you an incredible kiss,
then marriage will no longer be possible.
[04:12] ---
What're you planning to
do to your own little brother?
[04:15] ---
Relax. It's me who won't be able to get married.
[04:19] ---
I can't relax!
[04:21] ---
You'll live the rest of your life
feeling guilty towards your sister
[04:25] ---
since she won't be able to get married.
[04:27] ---
I remember them well, so please spare me!
[04:29] ---
Then, tell me what they are.
[04:31] ---
Uhm...
[04:34] ---
Aki. Close your eyes.
[04:36] ---
Ah! First, I can play video
games for 30 minutes a day!
[04:39] ---
Second, illicit sexual
relationships are forbidden!
[04:42] ---
Sorry.
[04:43] ---
Are they wrong?!
[04:44] ---
When they're correct, I can't kiss you.
[04:47] ---
Is that something you should be sorry about?
[04:51] ---
It's tidier than I thought.
[04:53] ---
You thought it'd be messier?
[04:55] ---
You're at that age, too, so...
[04:58] ---
I thought that your room would be
buried in two thousand dirty books.
[05:02] ---
I don't have money to buy two thousand of them.
[05:04] ---
In other words, you have at least one book?
[05:06] ---
Ah!
[05:07] ---
As a semi-illicit sexual
relationship, that's minus 20 points.
[05:11] ---
What's that score?
[05:13] ---
It's an assessment used to determine
if it's okay for you to continue living alone.
[05:18] ---
I'll compare it with your next periodical
test and reconsider the approval.
[05:21] ---
In other words, that means that if
I get 20 more points in the next midterm,
[05:25] ---
it'll cancel out that 20 points, huh?
[05:28] ---
Let me ask you, just in case...
[05:30] ---
You're not in any other illicit
sexual relationships, are you?
[05:33] ---
Doing what gives me how many negative points?
[05:35] ---
If you hold hands with a
girl, that's minus 100 points.
[05:38] ---
What?!
[05:39] ---
If you go out with girls to
see movies or have crepes,
[05:43] ---
or if girls make you lunch or waffles,
you'll get minus 50,000 points.
[05:50] ---
What's the matter?
[05:51] ---
No, nothing.
[05:53] ---
You're a healthy young man.
[05:56] ---
I understand very well that you don't
know what to do with your young body.
[05:59] ---
I didn't say that.
[06:01] ---
So I'll concede as much as I can as well.
[06:04] ---
Although I forbid illicit
sexual relationships with girls...
[06:07] ---
I think I can accept your illicit
sexual relationships with guys.
[06:11] ---
What happened?!
[06:12] ---
What happened to your sense
of values while living abroad?!
[06:17] ---
The stars look... pretty.
[06:20] ---
These scores are...
more terrible than I expected.
[06:24] ---
Be that as it may, I tried hard in my own way.
[06:27] ---
Trying hard is only a means to an end.
[06:30] ---
No matter how invaluable
the act of trying hard is,
[06:33] ---
if you become proud of the effort itself,
you're mistaking the means for the end.
[06:37] ---
You don't have to say that.
[06:39] ---
If you don't want me to say that to you,
[06:41] ---
please overcome the subjects
you're bad at. Even one subject is fine.
[06:44] ---
Tsk. You do have a subject
you're bad at too, you know.
[06:48] ---
What is that?
[06:49] ---
Cooking.
[06:50] ---
That has nothing to do with academics.
[06:53] ---
But it's necessary for living.
[06:55] ---
Well, all you're good at is
academics. As for the rest...
[06:55] ---
If you say more, I'll kiss
you to shut you up.
[06:59] ---
I'm sorry, I was wrong.
[07:03] ---
Yuuji... I want you to show me your cell.
[07:05] ---
Why?
[07:07] ---
They said on a TV show
last night that the traces
[07:09] ---
of your partner's infidelity can be
found on their cell. Show it to me.
[07:12] ---
I refuse.
[07:15] ---
My eyes... My eyes hurt like they're burning!
[07:17] ---
If you resist, I'll take it by force.
[07:20] ---
Hey! Don't take my pants, too!
[07:23] ---
I heard that guys like
seeing a shirt on a naked body.
[07:26] ---
It's not that we like to
see ourselves like that!
[07:28] ---
I wanna see it, too.
[07:29] ---
Ah! Okay! I'll give it
to you! I'll give it to you!
[07:33] ---
You will...?
[07:34] ---
Don't be so openly disappointed!
[07:36] ---
Geez... Here.
[07:39] ---
You get more e-mail from Yoshii than me.
[07:42] ---
So what?
[07:44] ---
That means that you're
having a love affair with Yoshii.
[07:46] ---
Are you kidding me?!
[07:49] ---
Can I stay overnight at your place?
[07:52] ---
I kinda don't want to... go home tonight.
[07:56] ---
Hey, wait... Shouko! Sto--!
[07:58] ---
I'm all set now.
[08:00] ---
Good morning, Akihisa.
[08:02] ---
Hm?
[08:02] ---
What happened, Akihisa?
You look healthier than usual.
[08:06] ---
Yeah. I had a decent
breakfast this morning, so...
[08:09] ---
Akihisa sold his manga books and
video games to a second-hand shop
[08:12] ---
and got money for food.
[08:15] ---
Even if it's just during Sis's stay,
I'd better pretend that I live a healthy life.
[08:19] ---
Or I'll get negative points.
[08:25] ---
Cool Biz?
[08:26] ---
Who'd follow Cool Biz just below their waist?!
[08:29] ---
This is all because you sent me a weird e-mail!
[08:31] ---
There was nothing weird about it, was there?
[08:33] ---
Then read it out loud.
[08:35] ---
"Sent Box" "001 Yuuji" Let me stay over" "002 Yuuji: Love"
"003 Yuuji: Don't let go" "004 Yuuji: Together"
[08:37] ---
"Can I stay overnight at your place?
I kinda don't want to... go home tonight."
[08:42] ---
I don't get your true feelings!
[08:45] ---
You should wait to do something
like that until you are older!
[08:48] ---
That's obscene, Yoshii!
[08:56] ---
Baka Test
[09:01] ---
Uhm... Yoshii.
[09:04] ---
Go to the nurse's office.
[09:06] ---
You think something's wrong if I'm studying?!
[09:11] ---
Did something happen, Aki?
To see you suddenly studying...
[09:15] ---
Hm?
[09:16] ---
You're acting strange today.
[09:18] ---
Nothing... really.
[09:22] ---
Oh? You've got quite a well-made lunch today.
[09:26] ---
Yeah, for a change...
[09:28] ---
Amazing... Who made it?
[09:30] ---
Me.
[09:31] ---
Liar.
[09:32] ---
That's a lie.
[09:33] ---
I'm not lying!
[09:35] ---
This is by someone very skilled.
Is it either Sakamoto or Tsuchiya?
[09:38] ---
Be honest and spit it out.
[09:40] ---
Who made it for you?
[09:42] ---
I'll leave it to your imagination now.
[09:45] ---
You don't wanna go home today, right?
[09:49] ---
You're that dirty, Aki?!
[09:51] ---
I don't want to believe it!
[09:53] ---
I hate you, Yoshii!
[09:54] ---
What were you imagining?!
And hey, why is Kubo here too?!
[09:58] ---
By the way, Akihisa...
[10:00] ---
why do you wanna stay over at my place?
[10:02] ---
What? I-It's because I suddenly
realized studying is important.
[10:03] ---
Don't lie.
[10:05] ---
Hey, I didn't even finish!
[10:06] ---
Well, midterms are coming up soon.
The idea of a study group isn't too bad.
[10:10] ---
Really?
[10:10] ---
But... at your place.
[10:14] ---
N-N-N-No! Not my place! Today isn't... good!
[10:18] ---
What're you hiding?
[10:20] ---
Shall we go check it out?
[10:21] ---
A house search...
[10:23] ---
In any case, today isn't
good! It's really messy!
[10:26] ---
I'll help you tidy up.
[10:28] ---
Well... but...
[10:30] ---
Oh yeah, if the mess is from something
that girls don't like to touch, then...
[10:33] ---
I've got two thousand dirty
books scattered all over, so...!
[10:37] ---
I'll tidy them up!
[10:38] ---
I'll ditch them all!
[10:40] ---
Leave it to us!
[10:41] ---
Dammit! That backfired big time!
[10:49] ---
Idiot Test
[10:53] ---
Are you really coming to my place?
[10:56] ---
What on earth are you hiding, Akihisa?
[10:58] ---
Considering that you brought
a lunch that someone made...
[11:01] ---
In all probability, it's a girlfriend.
[11:03] ---
What's that mean, Aki?! Explain it!
[11:06] ---
Uhm, I didn't say anything.
[11:09] ---
Don't worry. There's no way that Yoshii
would date someone behind our back.
[11:14] ---
Isn't that right, Yoshii?
[11:18] ---
Your eyes are serious.
[11:21] ---
Well, once we go inside,
it'll probably be all clear.
[11:25] ---
Unlock the door, Akihisa.
[11:27] ---
I... I don't want to!
[11:29] ---
Do you wanna experience the
agony of wearing nothing but a shirt?
[11:32] ---
I'd appreciate it if you
look upward with watery eyes.
[11:35] ---
Are you gonna sell it? Are
you gonna sell my pure heart?!
[11:38] ---
Tsuchiya, have him unhook
the top two buttons of his shirt.
[11:43] ---
Himeji, your request is too detailed!
[11:45] ---
Okay, okay! I'll open it!
You'll be happy if I open it, right?
[11:48] ---
Your buttons?
[11:49] ---
No, the door!
[11:50] ---
Ahhhhh!
[11:51] ---
There's already something that
I can't come up with an excuse for!
[11:54] ---
This physical evidence is
about as good as it gets.
[11:56] ---
I'm so jealous that I wanna kill him.
[11:59] ---
This isn't good, Yoshii.
[12:01] ---
Huh?
[12:01] ---
The size of this bra... doesn't fit you.
[12:07] ---
She's not gonna admit it.
[12:10] ---
Ah! Th-That's...
[12:12] ---
That's a cotton puff for makeup.
[12:14] ---
No, that's a fish cake.
[12:16] ---
A fish cake?
[12:19] ---
Ah! This is...
[12:20] ---
Hm?
[12:21] ---
A healthy lunch for a woman...
[12:25] ---
What's the matter, Himeji?!
[12:27] ---
I can't keep on denying any more.
[12:29] ---
Why are underwear and
cosmetics okay but a lunch isn't?!
[12:34] ---
Oh, you brought friends?
[12:36] ---
Ah! An older pretty woman...
[12:38] ---
A nice body with big breasts...
[12:39] ---
You're cruel, Yoshii!
[12:41] ---
Give me back my pure heart!
[12:43] ---
I don't understand what
you're saying anymore...
[12:47] ---
Okay. I'll be honest and tell you.
[12:51] ---
She's my older sister.
[12:52] ---
Older sister?!
[12:54] ---
My name is Akira Yoshii.
[12:56] ---
Thank you very much, everyone, for
being friends with my stupid brother.
[13:03] ---
I hope you'll continue to be friends with him.
[13:06] ---
This is surprising! She looks like
an ordinary older sister in every way.
[13:09] ---
Thanks, Sis!
[13:11] ---
I'm Yuuji Sakamoto.
[13:13] ---
I'm Kouta Tsuchiya.
[13:15] ---
I'm Hideyoshi Kinoshita.
[13:18] ---
People often make a mistake,
but I'm not a girl. I'm...
[13:21] ---
A boy, right?
[13:23] ---
You're the only one who
recognized me as a guy at a glance!
[13:27] ---
Sure, since there's no way that
my stupid, ugly, good-for-nothing
[13:31] ---
little brother can get female friends.
[13:34] ---
So these two are boys as well, right?
[13:37] ---
What's with the sudden rude
remarks?! You were acting so nicely.
[13:41] ---
These three are all girls, okay?!
[13:43] ---
No, she's right about me being a guy.
[13:45] ---
Girls?
[13:48] ---
Since when have you started bringing girls home?
[13:53] ---
Ugh!
[13:53] ---
"Akihisa's allotted points"
[13:54] ---
You'll get minus 200 points for the act
of illicit sexual relationships with girls!
[13:57] ---
Nooooo!
[14:00] ---
Akihisa... You've been
having hardships too, huh?
[14:04] ---
Yuuji...
[14:05] ---
I'll allow illicit sexual
relationships with boys.
[14:09] ---
It's not like that!
[14:10] ---
I'll give you 10 points for that.
[14:13] ---
That doesn't make me happy or anything!
[14:16] ---
Oh, Akihisa, since we suddenly came uninvited,
[14:19] ---
we'll at least help you make dinner.
[14:21] ---
Okay. Thanks.
[14:22] ---
Me, too.
[14:23] ---
I'll help, too.
[14:26] ---
We'll be fine by ourselves!
[14:29] ---
You girls take it easy here.
[14:30] ---
What? But...
[14:32] ---
Sis, keep them company.
[14:34] ---
Okay. If you like, I can show you photo albums.
[14:37] ---
What? Is that okay?
[14:38] ---
Well then, I'll show you embarrassing pictures.
[14:40] ---
Anything but those!
[14:41] ---
That was a narrow escape.
[14:45] ---
So, what's on the menu?
[14:47] ---
With these, we can make paella. I like paella.
[14:53] ---
In any case, did she know we were coming?
[14:56] ---
No way. Since she doesn't know how
to cook, she bought too much by mistake.
[15:04] ---
Yeah, put it over there.
[15:04] ---
This one is really good, too.
[15:07] ---
Here you go.
[15:08] ---
These are pictures of Aki taking
a bath when he was two years old.
[15:12] ---
H-He's really cute!
[15:15] ---
These are pictures of Aki taking
a bath when he was four years old.
[15:17] ---
Oh, Aki's fallen asleep.
[15:21] ---
These are pictures of Aki taking
a bath when he was seven years old.
[15:24] ---
So this was when he was
in elementary school, huh?
[15:27] ---
These are pictures of Aki taking
a bath when he was ten years old.
[15:30] ---
Hold on a sec! Why are they
all pictures of me taking a bath?!
[15:33] ---
These are pictures of Aki taking a
bath when he was thirteen years old.
[15:38] ---
Hey... Why are you all suddenly quiet?
[15:40] ---
And these are pictures of
Aki taking a bath yesterday.
[15:43] ---
When'd you take them?!
[15:45] ---
Don't look at them! Don't look!
[15:48] ---
Hey, don't leave the pot unattended.
[15:48] ---
Don't look at my private parts!
[15:51] ---
Noooooooo!
[15:54] ---
They made delicious-looking food.
[15:56] ---
Oh? You made paella?
[15:58] ---
Huh? Didn't you buy those foods for that?
[16:02] ---
Th-That looks good, Aki.
[16:04] ---
S-So you really can cook, huh?
[16:09] ---
Ahhh! You must've seen them!
You all must've seen them!
[16:11] ---
Seriously, Aki is restless.
Negative 10 points.
[16:16] ---
It's your fault, Sis!
You keep trying to annoy me!
[16:19] ---
You hate me, don't you, Sis?!
[16:21] ---
No. I do like you, Aki...
[16:25] ---
What?
[16:26] ---
...as a woman.
[16:28] ---
This is terrible!
[16:30] ---
There's a Japanese saying that goes like this:
[16:33] ---
"The stupider the child is,
the more darling he is."
[16:35] ---
Give up, Akihisa. She loves you
more than anyone in the world.
[16:40] ---
Does that mean that she thinks
I'm the stupidest in the world?
[16:44] ---
I think you're the stupidest in the world, too!
[16:47] ---
I, too, am convinced that there's no
one else who's stupider than you are.
[16:52] ---
Stop it! Don't hurt my glass heart, everyone!
[16:55] ---
You really are stupid, aren't you?
[16:58] ---
Well... now that we're full,
shall we start studying?
[17:02] ---
If you like, I can help you study.
[17:06] ---
Is that okay?
[17:07] ---
I got a degree in education
over there, so I think I can help you.
[17:12] ---
Over there?
[17:13] ---
Boston, in America.
[17:15] ---
Could it... possibly be... Harvard University?!
[17:18] ---
What?!
[17:20] ---
I see...
[17:21] ---
Leftover genes, huh...?
[17:22] ---
What do you mean by that?!
[17:24] ---
"Dirty Book"
[17:25] ---
Well then, here are the reference books.
[17:27] ---
I found six of them under the bed.
[17:29] ---
My top secret!
[17:32] ---
Aki, I'll give you minus 60 points for this.
[17:35] ---
Does that mean 10 negative points per book?
[17:37] ---
No. That's because you didn't have
books with a focus on older sisters.
[17:40] ---
That's too unfair!
[17:42] ---
Well then, please use them as
Health and Physical Education references.
[17:46] ---
Stop it. My hobby is gonna
be exposed to the light of day!
[17:49] ---
Looks like Aki tends to study by focusing
[17:52] ---
on the topic of girls with
big breasts and a ponytail.
[17:57] ---
Ah!
[17:59] ---
W-Well, let's start studying, shall we?
[18:03] ---
Why are you tying your hair up, Mizuki?!
[18:05] ---
I thought it'd be in the
way while I'm studying, so...
[18:08] ---
I'll do it for you!
[18:10] ---
You're mean, Minami!
[18:13] ---
Why? That way, it won't be
in the way while studying, right?
[18:16] ---
Aki, you get minus 100 points.
[18:18] ---
What?!
[18:19] ---
Why?!
[18:21] ---
Learn the reason on
your own in your future life.
[18:28] ---
What's the matter, Muttsulini?
[18:30] ---
Where are the other 1,994 books?
[18:33] ---
So you took it seriously...
[18:36] ---
G-Good morning, Yoshii.
[18:38] ---
Good morning, Aki.
[18:39] ---
Hm?
[18:41] ---
Good morning, you two.
[18:43] ---
You changed your hairstyle, Himeji?
[18:44] ---
Y-Yes, to change my mood.
[18:48] ---
You changed your breast style, Minami?
[18:50] ---
No! They were bigger when I woke up!
[18:53] ---
Are you serious?
[18:54] ---
Since I'm still growing,
something like this can happen!
[18:59] ---
I won't allow you to profane
secondary sex characteristics.
[19:02] ---
Tsk.
[19:06] ---
Yesterday was fun, wasn't it?
[19:08] ---
We made progress in our studies, too.
[19:10] ---
But it looks like I'll be
forbidden to live alone.
[19:12] ---
I wish Sis would go back to America.
[19:14] ---
You shouldn't talk about your family like that.
[19:17] ---
She's a nice sister.
[19:19] ---
She isn't nice. She tries to kiss
me and gives me negative points.
[19:23] ---
She enjoys teasing me.
[19:26] ---
That's not true.
[19:28] ---
Your sister loves you.
[19:31] ---
Does that mean she really thinks I'm stupid?!
[19:34] ---
She watches you and your surroundings very well.
[19:41] ---
I think that means she really cares about you.
[19:48] ---
I wonder if that's how it is.
[19:52] ---
What shall I make tonight?
[19:55] ---
She came all the way back to Japan.
Maybe Japanese dishes would be good.
[20:03] ---
I'm home!
[20:03] ---
Oh, welcome home, Aki.
[20:06] ---
Well then, I'll go get food for dinner, okay?
[20:09] ---
Dinner? Wait, Aki.
[20:12] ---
What is it, Sis?
[20:14] ---
Your midterms are coming up soon.
[20:16] ---
Can you afford to spare
your time for cooking right now?
[20:20] ---
I can't, but... you came all the way back, so...
[20:23] ---
You're mistaking the means for the end.
[20:26] ---
Huh?
[20:27] ---
I came to check on your life, Aki.
[20:30] ---
What's the point in you using your time for me?
[20:34] ---
I won't know what to do if you use it as
an excuse when the results aren't good.
[20:38] ---
You don't have to cook for me.
[20:42] ---
You focus on studying. I'll cook fo--
[20:46] ---
What's with you?
[20:48] ---
All you care about is the test results, right?!
[20:51] ---
I'll go study as you wish!
[21:04] ---
Stupid Sis!
[21:06] ---
I'll definitely get good
scores and show her I can do it!
[21:14] ---
Good morning, Yoshii.
[21:16] ---
Good morning, Aki.
[21:17] ---
D-Don't talk to me.
[21:20] ---
The stuff I memorized and
crammed into my head might come out.
[21:22] ---
R-Really?
[21:24] ---
Then, we'll leave you alone.
[21:27] ---
Okay then, we'll start the test. Start now!
[21:33] ---
"Q. Answer the following questions."
[21:34] ---
I can do this!
[21:35] ---
Question 1. 334 BC! The last king of
the Achaemenid Empire of Persia was
[21:41] ---
Alexander the Great! Next!
[21:44] ---
He must be taking the test right now.
[21:47] ---
Well then, I guess I'll start, too.
[21:53] ---
All right. I did my best.
[21:56] ---
I'll have another look at
them in the remaining time.
[22:00] ---
Okay. Put your pencils down.
[22:02] ---
Those in the back, collect the answer sheets.
[22:05] ---
Ah!
[22:06] ---
"Name: Alexander the Great"
[22:13] ---
Goodbye, my life of living alone.
[22:19] ---
Geez, you stupid Alexander the Great...
[22:23] ---
You put the first answer in
where you needed to put your name,
[22:26] ---
so the rest of the answers
became off by one, huh?
[22:28] ---
Please...! Call me by my real name.
[22:31] ---
Darius III.
[22:33] ---
Ahh! Don't humiliate me any more than you have!
[22:36] ---
I could've gotten a decent
score if I didn't blunder.
[22:40] ---
Do you think you'll be forgiven
if you make the same mistake
[22:43] ---
in a real college entrance exam?
[22:46] ---
I tried very hard in my own way.
[22:48] ---
I thought I told you that trying
hard is only a means to an end.
[22:53] ---
Yes ma'am.
[22:59] ---
Sis is ruthless.
[23:14] ---
Geez... What a mess.
[23:16] ---
Hey, she doesn't cook, though.
[23:21] ---
"Half-cooked" "Forgot to put in saffron"
"The heat was too high"
[23:22] ---
"Detergent got mixed in"
"Sticky" "Too much salt"
[23:23] ---
"Terrible taste"
[23:24] ---
Are these... failed attempts at paella?
[23:30] ---
Could it be that... she wanted to
make my favorite food so she practiced?
[23:37] ---
Trying hard is only a means to an end.
[23:40] ---
If you become proud of the effort itself,
you're mistaking the means for the end.
[23:46] ---
Really... she's such a dummy.
[24:11] ---
I'd have to say the first kiss
tastes like strawberry milk
[24:19] ---
As it turns to evening,
I'm pushing my bike home
[24:26] ---
So which is it, a delusion,
a simulation, or a dream?
[24:33] ---
After stumbling seven times,
I stumble an eighth time, wahahaha
[24:41] ---
Each day is different and
every day is an anniversary
[24:48] ---
Let's connect them together to that sky
[24:55] ---
My future is bright. Do I see
myself becoming someone big?
[25:03] ---
Tomorrow too, for sure...
it'll be sunny, with occasional smiles
[25:30] ---
Say, Sis...
[25:31] ---
Yes?
[25:32] ---
Thanks for everything. I like you a lot.
[25:36] ---
What're you...
[25:38] ---
Of course, as family.
[25:40] ---
Even if you say such a nice thing,
I won't overlook the test score.
[25:43] ---
That's a shame.
[25:45] ---
One of these days...
[25:46] ---
What?
[25:47] ---
One of these days, if I feel like it,
[25:49] ---
maybe I'll make dinner for you.
[25:52] ---
Really?
[25:53] ---
That is only if I feel like it.
[25:56] ---
I look forward to it.
[25:59] ---
Sis...
[26:00] ---
What is it?
[26:01] ---
Do you know what the best spice is?
[26:04] ---
The best spice?
[26:07] ---
Since I don't cook, I don't know. What is it?
[26:13] ---
Yeah, I wonder what it is!
[26:16] ---
Question 10. Name the Japanese novelist
[26:18] ---
who introduced the "Adolescent Detective Gang"
[26:20] ---
and the "Mystery Man of
Twenty Faces" to the world.
[26:23] ---
The thief is among us!
[26:24] ---
It's not me.
[26:25] ---
Next Episode! "Prep Tests,
Mysterious Thieves, and Love Letters."
[26:27] ---
This will be on the test.
[26:30] ---
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
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[00:17] ---
Mizuki Himeji is diligent
in everything she does.
[00:22] ---
Like today, when she is
researching on an unfamiliar topic.
[00:26] ---
"How to deliver a love letter.
[00:28] ---
As expected, it's best to give it in person.
[00:31] ---
It'll convey your feelings better
[00:32] ---
- -and will increase the possibility
of getting a good response."
[00:33] ---
Himeji! Are you studying?
[00:35] ---
"Throb Counter"
[00:36] ---
Huh? Yoshii!
[00:38] ---
Ah, yes. I was just researching something.
[00:41] ---
Oh yeah! If I boldly give it to him now...
[00:48] ---
Y... Yoshii...
[00:51] ---
To tell you the truth... This... is for you!
[00:56] ---
Uhm...
[00:57] ---
P... Please don't laugh.
[01:05] ---
Ahh! That wasn't it!
[01:07] ---
How is this funny?
[01:14] ---
Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou
[01:19] ---
One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!
[01:22] ---
One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!
[01:26] ---
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
[01:35] ---
Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo
[01:38] ---
Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu
[01:41] ---
Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?
[01:43] ---
Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai
[01:46] ---
Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki
[01:48] ---
Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer
[01:51] ---
Omou koto mina kanaeba iina
[01:54] ---
Hito no sekai wa kinishinai
[01:56] ---
Perfect-area complete!
[01:59] ---
Zettai koko de matterunda
[02:01] ---
Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo
[02:08] ---
Ah! Ear! Ear!
[02:09] ---
Why? Tomaranai surechigai
[02:12] ---
Watashi ga soudan aite nara
[02:15] ---
"Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."
[02:18] ---
Kanashiki rei ten dane
[02:20] ---
No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi
[02:23] ---
Honki de one more chance please
[02:25] ---
Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni
[02:30] ---
Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!
[02:39] ---
"Episode 10" "Prep Tests,
Mysterious Thieves, and Love Letters"
[02:39] ---
Akihisa Yoshii. Year 2, Class F.
[02:43] ---
It's another typical morning for him.
[02:45] ---
Wake up please, Aki! It's morning already!
[02:49] ---
I'm still sleepy.
[02:51] ---
It can't be helped, then.
[02:53] ---
I'll give you a "good
morning" kiss to wake you up.
[02:56] ---
I'm up!
[02:57] ---
I'm up! I'm up, so...
[02:59] ---
I see... Then...
[03:01] ---
I'll give you a "have a
good day" kiss in advance.
[03:05] ---
I don't want it in advance or on time!
[03:07] ---
Oh well... Then I'll stop
with the family bonding.
[03:11] ---
Hurry up and change. Breakfast is ready.
[03:15] ---
Breakfast? But you can't cook...
[03:18] ---
"CalorieMaido"
[03:20] ---
Yeah, I knew it'd be something like this.
[03:22] ---
This is a nutritiously-balanced supplement food.
[03:24] ---
Since there isn't much time to spare in
the morning, I prepared the drink type.
[03:28] ---
It doesn't really feel
like I'm having breakfast,
[03:29] ---
but it's nutritious so that's okay, right?
[03:31] ---
Taking in enough calories in the
morning, when your day is just starting,
[03:36] ---
and having a light meal at night,
when you become less active, is...
[03:40] ---
...good for your health, they say, right?
[03:41] ---
Assuming that you take in
about 2500 calories a day.
[03:45] ---
I thought it'd be appropriate to allocate
[03:47] ---
1000 calories to breakfast and
lunch, and 500 calories to dinner.
[03:51] ---
Uh-huh.
[03:52] ---
This one can is 200 calories.
[03:55] ---
So please drink 5 cans, 1 liter, for breakfast!
[03:57] ---
No, I can't drink that much.
[03:59] ---
If you drink 13 cans, which is 2.6 liters,
[04:03] ---
the numbers match up well.
[04:04] ---
Like I said, I can't drink that much.
[04:06] ---
Don't worry. Just so you won't get
tired of them, I prepared different kinds.
[04:11] ---
The main is "normal" flavor,
the side dish is "corn soup" flavor.
[04:14] ---
The drink is "coffee" flavor, and for dessert,
[04:16] ---
please choose the one you'd like,
either "café au lait" flavor or "cocoa" flavor.
[04:19] ---
That's not really the point.
[04:21] ---
Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. I was wrong.
[04:24] ---
Since you're at a growing
stage, this isn't enough, is it?
[04:29] ---
No! Don't add more!
[04:32] ---
Akihisa's happy morning
is still far in the distance.
[04:36] ---
"Ugh"
[04:36] ---
I wish she had at least
combined them with the solid kind.
[04:40] ---
Uh-huh, uh-huh...
[04:41] ---
Oh?
[04:43] ---
What're you doing, Muttsulini?
[04:45] ---
Taking routine measurements.
[04:46] ---
Measurements?
[04:52] ---
I'm recording the stats on
bust sizes in this academy.
[04:56] ---
A 10 cm difference between full-
and under-bust measurements is A cup.
[04:59] ---
After that, each 2.5 cm
increase becomes B, C, D cups...
[05:03] ---
B, C, A... A, B, D, B, B, C...
[05:06] ---
B, A... Ah! That's over G! D, A, B, A...
[05:08] ---
Wasn't that a D?
[05:10] ---
That was a fake.
[05:11] ---
I see... I'm impressed that you could tell that.
[05:13] ---
Oh? This is quite small. Is this A cup?
[05:17] ---
No. After A cup, each 2.5 cm decrease
in the full- and under-bust difference
[05:22] ---
becomes AA, AAA...
[05:23] ---
I see. Then if it's flat like the one
we just saw, that'd be five As, so...
[05:27] ---
just like a shachihoko, my
spine is bent! Broken! Curved!
[05:31] ---
Even those with flat chests have human rights!
[05:34] ---
I give! I give up!
[05:36] ---
Ahh! My eyes! My eyes!
[05:37] ---
You can't watch that, Yuuji.
[05:40] ---
A little more... A little more...!
[05:47] ---
I give up...
[05:50] ---
Not the Rolling!
[05:55] ---
You guys are lively, as usual...
[05:57] ---
H-Hideyoshi? Why are you dressed like that?
[06:00] ---
Oh, I get it! You're gonna comfort me, right?
[06:03] ---
"Male Nurse" "Comfort"
[06:05] ---
This is a costume for the drama club.
[06:06] ---
It's supposed to be a costume
for a male nurse, but when I wear it,
[06:09] ---
it looks like it was made for a woman.
[06:11] ---
That should be "nurse," not "male nurse."
[06:14] ---
What?! Then I misread the script?
[06:17] ---
No wonder the front of
the underwear doesn't open.
[06:20] ---
What?!
[06:21] ---
"Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble"
[06:22] ---
The top was the type
that opens in front, though.
[06:27] ---
Geez, what're you guys doing?
[06:29] ---
Yeah, how embarrassing.
[06:32] ---
Big Sister!
[06:35] ---
Give me a break, Hideyoshi.
[06:37] ---
If you act stupid, people
will look at me the same way.
[06:41] ---
I'm not acting stupid, though.
[06:43] ---
Not realizing it yourself
proves that you're stupid!
[06:45] ---
You being in Class F alone is bad enough,
[06:48] ---
but on top of that, it's a parade of idiots!
[06:52] ---
I'm embarrassed just to be a
student in the same academy.
[06:55] ---
You don't have to go that far!
[06:57] ---
What can I say? It's the truth.
[06:58] ---
Or, has your class's academic
performance gotten better since then?
[07:03] ---
This is a school.
[07:05] ---
If you have time to fool around,
I want you to study. Let's go, Rep.
[07:14] ---
"Humiliation"
[07:15] ---
Around that time, Mizuki Himeji
was reading a specialized book.
[07:19] ---
"How to deliver a love letter.
[07:22] ---
When you don't have
courage to give it in person,
[07:24] ---
you can ask a close friend as well."
[07:27] ---
A close... friend... huh?
[07:30] ---
Minami...
[07:31] ---
What is it, Mizuki?
[07:32] ---
About Yoshii... To tell you the truth...
[07:36] ---
Is that... Could it be that you, too?!
[07:38] ---
What? Is it possible that... you, too?!
[07:42] ---
Do you have ones that I'm missing?
[07:47] ---
I should've asked Yoshii's
close friend, not mine.
[07:52] ---
Sakamoto...
[07:53] ---
What is it, Himeji?
[07:54] ---
I have a big favor to ask.
[07:56] ---
Yeah?
[07:57] ---
To tell you the truth... it's a love letter...
[08:02] ---
W-Wait, Shouko! I didn't do anything wrong!
[08:05] ---
You're already taken.
[08:07] ---
A marriage registration form?! Hey, stop it!
[08:10] ---
I'll never sign i--
[08:14] ---
How mortifying...
[08:17] ---
"If it's hard to give just the love letter,
[08:20] ---
you can also give a present along with it."
[08:23] ---
Uhm... Yoshii...
[08:24] ---
What is it, Himeji?
[08:26] ---
To tell you the truth... there's
something I'd like to give to you.
[08:31] ---
I baked cookies this mornin--
[08:36] ---
Oh...? Yoshii?
[08:39] ---
Yoshii! Where are you?! Yoshii!
[08:44] ---
I was here first!
[08:44] ---
Please have the cookies that I baked!
[08:46] ---
Shh! Quiet!
[08:48] ---
If she finds us, both of our lives will be...
[08:53] ---
What're you fooling around for, Yoshii?!
[08:55] ---
Ugh! Iron Man!
[08:57] ---
Good timing! Help me carry some stuff!
[09:00] ---
What?!
[09:02] ---
"You can also secretly put
it in their bag or shoe locker.
[09:06] ---
That seems modest and sometimes
it helps increase your likeability."
[09:10] ---
I should've done this from the start.
[09:14] ---
"Throb Counter"
[09:15] ---
What're you doing, Mizuki?
[09:17] ---
Huh? Ah... U-Uhm...
[09:19] ---
Hm? This is...
[09:22] ---
Th--
[09:23] ---
This is...
SIGN "Busty Pudding" "Get off with Pudding" "Loads of sexy photos of
the busty, ponytailed Pudding!" "Expanded Issue" "Afro Publishing"
[09:32] ---
Yuuji... where are you?
[09:37] ---
If Shouko gets her hands on this...
[09:40] ---
my life will be over!
[09:42] ---
It's finally completed...
[09:44] ---
The Complete Statistics on
Bust Sizes! No copying is allowed!
[09:48] ---
In the end... I couldn't even
put it in his shoe locker, either.
[09:53] ---
What should I do?
[09:54] ---
Huh?! This envelope is...!
[09:58] ---
This is rare in its own way.
[09:59] ---
Ah, no, no! Where's my love letter?
Did I drop it somewhere earlier?
[10:06] ---
Man... Why am I the only one who...
[10:11] ---
Feedback!
[10:13] ---
Ow, ow, ow...
[10:15] ---
Hm? What's this?
[10:17] ---
C... Could it be... the
questions for the next exam?
[10:21] ---
Which means if I see these...
[10:23] ---
If I know the questions in advance...
[10:25] ---
even I could get a 100% score!
[10:28] ---
Just kidding. That would be cheating!
[10:31] ---
If I suddenly get a 100% score,
people will suspect me right away!
[10:37] ---
Oh?
[10:38] ---
The box is torn.
[10:40] ---
What should I do?
[10:42] ---
Maybe I'll use the cardboard boxes
from my classroom or something instead.
[10:45] ---
"Enough with the stupidity --Principal"
[10:46] ---
Humph.
[10:47] ---
I'm done.
[10:49] ---
You'll see them again when you take
the prep test. Start preparing for it now.
[10:53] ---
Okay.
[10:56] ---
Ah! There it is! Good! I found i--
[11:01] ---
Ah... Delivery... slip?
[11:05] ---
What...? Whaaaaaat?!
[11:14] ---
Idiot Test
[11:17] ---
What's the matter, Himeji?
You look bummed out.
[11:20] ---
Yoshii!
[11:22] ---
Well... Uhm...
[11:24] ---
What is it? If there's something
I can do to help, just say the word.
[11:28] ---
Yoshii?
[11:29] ---
Hm?
[11:31] ---
To tell you the truth...
[11:33] ---
It's gone!
[11:33] ---
Where'd it go? My marriage registration form!
[11:36] ---
The bust size list that
I worked my ass off to complete...
[11:39] ---
My treasured pictures that
I went out of my way to buy...!
[11:41] ---
Where did my costume go?!
[11:43] ---
What's going on?! I put it in
the safe and securely locked it!
[11:49] ---
If you're talking about the cardboard
boxes, Iron Man took some earlier.
[11:52] ---
Wh...
[11:53] ---
What?!
[11:54] ---
And...
[11:54] ---
Whaaaaat?!
[11:55] ---
An important envelope was...?!
[11:58] ---
So don't you have some idea?
[12:00] ---
Well... at the place I dropped it, I found this.
[12:03] ---
The delivery slip for the
prep test exam papers...
[12:06] ---
Then... when I dropped the exam
papers... it got mixed into them!
[12:11] ---
That safe is locked and students are not
supposed to open it without permission.
[12:16] ---
What should we do?
[12:17] ---
We'll help you.
[12:19] ---
Hm?
[12:19] ---
We'll assist you!
[12:20] ---
Don't be such a stranger! Just ask us.
[12:23] ---
We can depend on each
other when we have problems.
[12:24] ---
Yuuji! Guys!
[12:26] ---
That safe has things that
are important to us as well!
[12:30] ---
They may not be worth anything to others, but...
[12:32] ---
They have our feelings in them!
They're important to us!
[12:34] ---
We'll take them back no matter what!
[12:37] ---
Guys...
[12:38] ---
Everyone... Thank you very much!
[12:40] ---
Let's join hands and
[12:42] ---
work together!
[12:43] ---
Their feelings were not together.
[12:46] ---
So they're in this safe, huh?
[12:48] ---
It's a double lock that requires the
key and the secret code number to open.
[12:51] ---
So it won't open with just the
key or just the code number, huh?
[12:54] ---
What tight security.
[12:56] ---
Why don't we just have
Aki's Avatar break the door?
[12:58] ---
I'll be the one who gets scolded, you know.
[13:00] ---
Oh yeah! I've got an idea!
[13:03] ---
What do we do?
[13:04] ---
Our drama club once performed
a story about a mysterious thief,
[13:07] ---
and the thief used some technique
to steal a treasure from a safe.
[13:10] ---
Whoa!
[13:11] ---
How did he do it?
[13:13] ---
First, he prepared a fake treasure.
[13:16] ---
Then he showed the fake treasure to
the owner and told them that he stole it.
[13:20] ---
The owner panicked and
opened the safe to check it.
[13:24] ---
And then, there, he stole the treasure for real.
[13:27] ---
Amazing!
[13:28] ---
That's smart!
[13:29] ---
That's an explanation
even idiots can understand.
[13:31] ---
Okay then! Let's use that strategy!
[13:33] ---
Yeah!
[13:36] ---
Iron Man... Look at this!
[13:37] ---
It's the prep test exam paper!
[13:39] ---
Then, give that to me.
[13:40] ---
What?
[13:49] ---
Uhm... don't you have to
open the safe and check?
[13:52] ---
Do I need to do that when you
have it in your hand right now, Yoshii?!
[13:56] ---
But... Uhm...
[13:59] ---
Oh?
[14:00] ---
Hey, it didn't work.
[14:01] ---
It went well on stage, though.
[14:03] ---
I wonder what's different.
[14:05] ---
The scenario.
[14:05] ---
We have to open it on our own after all!
[14:08] ---
But how?!
[14:09] ---
We need both the key and the secret code number.
[14:11] ---
What're we supposed to do?!
[14:13] ---
Do you want me to help you?
[14:14] ---
What?!
[14:16] ---
You are...
[14:17] ---
Kyouji Nemoto. He is
the rep for Year 2, Class B.
[14:21] ---
All we have to do is open that safe,
right? Do you want me to help you?
[14:25] ---
You can do it?!
[14:26] ---
I can't do it by myself...
[14:28] ---
but if you obtain the key,
I'll handle the secret code number.
[14:31] ---
Really?!
[14:32] ---
Yeah, I promise.
[14:34] ---
We can depend on each other
when we have problems, right?
[14:37] ---
Thank you, Nemoto!
[14:41] ---
Where is it?!
[14:42] ---
That's the one.
[14:43] ---
So that's the key to the safe...
[14:44] ---
No way! It's right behind Mr. Nishimura?!
[14:47] ---
What do we do?
[14:47] ---
This is hopeless.
[14:50] ---
Okay then! Let's go with a decoy strategy!
[14:52] ---
A-A decoy strategy?
[14:54] ---
Someone will use their
female charm to get his attention,
[14:56] ---
and we'll take the key in the meantime.
[14:58] ---
Then, Hideyoshi is perfect for that job, right?!
[15:00] ---
Why me?
[15:01] ---
Because we can't let Himeji do such a thing,
[15:03] ---
and since Minami doesn't have
any sexual charm, she'd mess up--
[15:05] ---
My spine! My spine!
[15:05] ---
"Argentine Backbreaker"
[15:07] ---
"Japanese Name: Argentine-Style Back Bend"
[15:08] ---
Who'd you say doesn't have any sexual charm?!
[15:08] ---
I give! I give up! I give up!
[15:10] ---
What're you doing?!
[15:11] ---
Ah, well... There're many reasons for this
[15:14] ---
and we're doing nothing ba-- Ahh!
[15:16] ---
First my backbone, and now my skull!
[15:20] ---
Man... That was terrible.
[15:21] ---
That went deep, didn't it?
[15:23] ---
But in that opening, I got the key to the safe.
[15:26] ---
Yaay! Yaay!
[15:26] ---
Good job, Muttsulini. Just as we planned!
[15:30] ---
So I was the decoy?!
[15:33] ---
Okay! It's unlocked!
[15:34] ---
The next is the secret code number, huh?
[15:36] ---
Don't touch it carelessly. If we
make a mistake, the alarm will go off.
[15:40] ---
I'm surprised that you know it well.
[15:41] ---
Then what're you gonna do?
[15:42] ---
Look at this.
[15:43] ---
Whoa! This is...
[15:45] ---
a nice digital camera.
[15:46] ---
This is from earlier when
Iron Man opened the safe.
[15:47] ---
It's got pictures of him pressing the buttons!
[15:49] ---
That's right. This is the
secret code number for today.
[15:54] ---
Whoa!
[15:56] ---
I found it...
[15:57] ---
I'm glad... that I was able to find it.
[16:00] ---
I found mine, too!
[16:02] ---
I'd better keep it more secure.
[16:04] ---
I found it!
[16:06] ---
I'm happy for you, Himeji.
[16:07] ---
Yes! Thank you!
[16:10] ---
Really... thank you very much!
[16:17] ---
Oh! I found it! My costume!
[16:19] ---
A... A bra, too?!
[16:21] ---
On top of that, it's a front-hook bra!
[16:25] ---
So that's what it's like, huh?
[16:27] ---
Hm? Mizuki, you don't
know about front-hook bras?
[16:31] ---
They don't have it for my size. They
said that the cups are too big for the clasp.
[16:36] ---
That's not true! The clasps are well made!
[16:39] ---
Who decided that front-hook
bras are for flat chests?!
[16:41] ---
Too big...
[16:41] ---
Was it the country? Mountains? Rivers?!
[16:45] ---
Hmm, so this is it?
[16:47] ---
What're you doing, Nemoto?
[16:49] ---
Well, just a little preparation.
[16:51] ---
No, Nemoto!
[16:53] ---
That's cheating!
[16:54] ---
What're you saying now?
You guys are the same, right?
[16:58] ---
You entered the safe where the exam
papers were kept without permission.
[17:01] ---
If they find that out,
you guys are cheaters, too!
[17:04] ---
What?! We just came to get what we lost!
[17:09] ---
You think such an excuse would work, Himeji?
[17:13] ---
Has your time in Class F caused
you to get infected by their stupidity?
[17:17] ---
Results are all that matters
in this world. In other words,
[17:20] ---
the means doesn't matter!
[17:22] ---
What?! But you can't...
[17:24] ---
As long as I'm able to solve
these questions on the test day,
[17:27] ---
then it's my real ability, right?
[17:30] ---
The questions given on that day
happen to be the same questions. That's all!
[17:33] ---
That logic is wrong!
[17:35] ---
Are you trying to ruin this rare chance?
That's why you guys are idiots.
[17:40] ---
"Idiots"
[17:41] ---
Even if my scores improve a bit,
there'll be no harm to anyone.
[17:44] ---
Even if I live honestly,
there'll be no benefit to anyone.
[17:47] ---
You don't even understand that,
and that's why you guys are in Class F.
[17:51] ---
It's not just your academic performance
that's bad, it's your brains themselves!
[17:55] ---
That's why it's the lowest class,
home to all the academy's scum.
[17:58] ---
You're wrong!
[18:01] ---
Himeji...
[18:03] ---
It's true that Class F's academic
performance may not be good.
[18:06] ---
But... But everyone's kind... considerate...
[18:10] ---
fun and warm... It's a very nice class!
[18:16] ---
Himeji...
[18:17] ---
Class F is neither the
lowest nor scum by any means!
[18:21] ---
Humph! Either way...
[18:23] ---
if they find out about this,
you'll be suspended...
[18:26] ---
or expelled in the worst case.
[18:28] ---
You and I share the same fate. Listen.
[18:31] ---
I don't know what you were doing here.
[18:35] ---
And you didn't see me
here, either. That's fine, right?
[18:41] ---
Try and wise up, you dummies!
[18:54] ---
Yuuji...
[18:55] ---
Are we...
[18:57] ---
idiots after all?
[18:59] ---
You're just realizing it now?
We are genuine idiots.
[19:03] ---
Yeah, I guess.
[19:04] ---
Are you upset that you were made a fool of?
[19:07] ---
I don't care if someone makes a fool of me.
[19:09] ---
But... when Himeji, Minami
and the others are bad-mouthed...
[19:16] ---
Himeji could've actually studied
in Class A's better environment.
[19:22] ---
She just happened to have bad
luck and became a Class F student.
[19:25] ---
When that's all it was, why does she
have to be made a fool of like that?!
[19:30] ---
Hmph! If you're that upset, do you wanna try it?
[19:35] ---
What?
[19:36] ---
Three months have almost passed.
[19:38] ---
The period in which the losing class
cannot declare war is almost over.
[19:41] ---
Ah!
[19:42] ---
I led the class to a loss because
I took it lightly last time. Sorry about that.
[19:48] ---
Yuuji...
[19:49] ---
But it's also true that we got close.
[19:51] ---
I won't make the same clumsy mistake ever again!
[19:55] ---
How about it, do you wanna try one more time?
[20:01] ---
What're you saying?! Of course, Yuuji!
[20:04] ---
We'll win this time and show
everyone we're no ordinary idiots!
[20:09] ---
Let's do it, the Summoner Test War!
[20:12] ---
Yeah! Well then, let's
go settle things, shall we?!
[20:15] ---
Before that...
[20:16] ---
Hm?
[20:16] ---
I'll go ask Himeji to give me her cookies.
[20:18] ---
Good idea!
[20:20] ---
It's not fair that we're the only ones
who get the short end of the stick.
[20:23] ---
Awaken!
[20:26] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[20:29] ---
vs. "Combined Subjects"
[20:31] ---
Yaay!
[20:36] ---
What's this?
[20:37] ---
It's the prep test exam paper... isn't it?
[20:40] ---
Which means that if I memorize this,
I'll get a 100% score in the next test!
[20:48] ---
Geez, they're real idiots.
[20:51] ---
Questions that were made
public won't be on the test.
[20:54] ---
Oh no...!
[21:01] ---
Did Aki and Yuuji do this by any chance?
[21:04] ---
Yoshii...
[21:07] ---
Yoshii! Sakamoto! What the hell are you doing?!
[21:13] ---
We're sorry!
[21:15] ---
Huh?!
[21:16] ---
What's the meaning... of doing such a thing?!
[21:19] ---
We were just trying to play a prank!
[21:20] ---
We got too carried away!
[21:22] ---
Don't lie! What're you up t--
[21:26] ---
We're really... sorry!
[21:31] ---
Is there a reason you can't tell me the truth?
[21:33] ---
No. This was a prank.
[21:35] ---
Have you two... ever meekly apologized before?
[21:45] ---
Okay... Then you're both
getting the demon's remedial class!
[21:49] ---
Whaaaat?!
[21:51] ---
Be prepared! I'll teach
you even better than usual!
[21:54] ---
This is a punishment for your prank!
[22:02] ---
Yes sir!
[22:10] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:16] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:19] ---
Jugyou owari shifuku no jikan
[22:22] ---
Tatoeru no nara “Maji de Angel!”
[22:25] ---
Fui no kokuchi heiwa kowashita
[22:28] ---
Tsuishi no shirase “Jigoku da!”
[22:32] ---
Tomodachi tono warai banashi ni
[22:35] ---
“Iru wake naiyo sonna baka”
[22:38] ---
Demo hontou wa mune no oku dewa
[22:41] ---
Sakendetanda “Jibun ga! Sou deshita!”
[22:45] ---
Chuusha jou de miru “Tsukigime” no koto
[22:51] ---
Kaisha no namae dato omotteta...
[22:57] ---
Zutto...
[23:00] ---
Baka mo tooseba otoko date
[23:03] ---
Bokura no joushiki hijoushiki?
[23:06] ---
Ruuru wa muyou sa kono sekai
[23:09] ---
Yakiniku teishoku gekokujou
[23:12] ---
Miroyo!
[23:14] ---
Nishi kara nobotta ohisama ga shizunde iku
[23:18] ---
Hashire! Mou gohan da
[23:21] ---
Ouchi ni kaerou! Ouchi ni kaerou!
[23:36] ---
"Nemoto"
[23:37] ---
Oh? What's this? A present from a girl?!
[23:41] ---
I'm quite the guy, aren't I?
[23:43] ---
I think I'll eat them before Yuuka finds out.
[23:47] ---
That's the sound of his soul being taken away.
[23:52] ---
Question 11.
[23:53] ---
What was the tactic often used by
the German military during World War II
[23:56] ---
that used a combination of
bombing and armored divisions?
[23:59] ---
Let's go full blast!
[24:00] ---
Please value your life.
[24:01] ---
Next Episode! "Rivals,
Love Letters, and Blitz Tactics."
[24:04] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
11 - Rivals, Love Letters, and Blitz Tactics
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[00:16] ---
"Time: 15:47"
[00:18] ---
So, whoever loses this rock-paper-scissors match
[00:21] ---
is gonna go declare war on
Class D. No problems, right?
[00:25] ---
Plain old rock-paper-scissors is boring.
[00:27] ---
Let's make it so that it's okay
to use psychological tactics.
[00:29] ---
Then, I'll use rock!
[00:31] ---
Then if you don't use rock... I'll kill you!
[00:36] ---
What?!
[00:36] ---
Rock-paper-scissors!
[00:40] ---
Well then, get going.
[00:42] ---
No way!
[00:44] ---
Don't worry, Akihisa. Many Class D
students like good-looking boys.
[00:48] ---
So they won't give you hell.
[00:50] ---
I see. Then I'll definitely be okay, huh?
[00:52] ---
But you're ugly, so...
[00:54] ---
How rude! My good looks span all 365 degrees!
[00:59] ---
You've got an extra 5 degrees there.
[01:01] ---
So it's actually 5 degrees.
[01:03] ---
I hate you all!
[01:04] ---
Okay then! We're counting on you!
[01:06] ---
"Time: 16:05"
[01:10] ---
Now no one will marry me!
[01:17] ---
What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?
[01:22] ---
One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!
[01:25] ---
One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!
[01:29] ---
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
[01:38] ---
"Nice to encounter you,"
that one's too easy!
[01:41] ---
There's only one answer
that I decided on at the start
[01:44] ---
My heart fluttered. Will I pass?
[01:46] ---
I won't panic whether
it's a matter of love or war
[01:49] ---
I sigh as I cram all night long
[01:51] ---
There's a genius dreamer inside of me
[01:54] ---
It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true
[01:56] ---
Pay no mind to other people's worlds
[01:59] ---
Perfect-area complete!
[02:02] ---
I'll definitely be waiting right here.
[02:04] ---
Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it
[02:11] ---
Ah! Ear! Ear!
[02:12] ---
Why? We just keep missing each other
[02:15] ---
If you came to me for advice, it'd go like
[02:18] ---
"So, friends?" "Yes, friends."
[02:21] ---
That's a sad 0 points.
[02:23] ---
No! Do it again! Rewrite it!
[02:26] ---
I'm serious, one
more chance please
[02:28] ---
You know, there's a future
more wonderful than now
[02:33] ---
Make it more wonderful than
now... my life, my life, my life
[02:42] ---
"Time: 10:30"
[02:43] ---
"Fumizuki Academy"
[02:45] ---
As planned, starting this afternoon
[02:47] ---
an ST War between Year 2,
Classes F and D will take place.
[02:51] ---
Good. I like idiots who never learn.
[02:54] ---
Is there a chance they can win this time?
[02:56] ---
Well, about that...
[02:56] ---
"Episode 11" "Rivals, Love Letters,
and Blitz Tactics"
[02:58] ---
What is it?
[03:00] ---
About Yuuji Sakamoto in Class F...
[03:02] ---
His scores have been going
down in each periodical test.
[03:05] ---
What?! And they're trying
to beat Class D like that?
[03:10] ---
Seriously, they're taking it lightly.
Do they think ST wars are just a game?
[03:15] ---
No, Principal...
[03:19] ---
Please look at this.
[03:20] ---
Hm?
[03:23] ---
"Time: 14:35"
[03:25] ---
"Year 2, Class F"
[03:27] ---
Clear away anything that'll be in our way...
[03:29] ---
or we won't be able to move
around if they attack us in here.
[03:32] ---
If we win, we'll exchange our cardboard
boxes with Class D's desks, right?
[03:36] ---
So we'll say goodbye to these boxes, huh?
[03:38] ---
So we'll finally have a decent
classroom. Let's do our best, Himeji.
[03:42] ---
Yes. Let's do our best, Yoshii.
[03:45] ---
"Surprised Akihisa"
[03:46] ---
"Love Letter"
[03:48] ---
I wonder... if that's a
love letter to Yuuji after all...
[03:52] ---
"Misconception"
[03:53] ---
But Yuuji's got Kirishima...
[03:56] ---
It sure is hard to give it to him, isn't it?
[03:56] ---
"None of your business"
[03:59] ---
Excuse me, but if you put
captions, it reduces my part.
[04:04] ---
"Year 2, Class D"
[04:05] ---
That stupid Class F has
declared war on us, Class D.
[04:09] ---
They're after our classroom equipment.
[04:11] ---
"Class D"
[04:13] ---
Teach them that their classroom
is just what idiots deserve!
[04:20] ---
Let's start the strategic meeting.
[04:23] ---
Calling it "strategic" is too dramatic, Yuuji.
[04:25] ---
We've got Himeji, so it'll be a piece of cake.
[04:28] ---
Yeah, Himeji's strength
is Class A level, after all...
[04:31] ---
No! That's too optimistic.
[04:33] ---
Class E lost because they didn't
know that Mizuki Himeji was in Class F.
[04:38] ---
However, the same tactic won't work on us.
[04:42] ---
Our classroom is located at the
end of the new school building.
[04:44] ---
Class F is in the old building.
[04:46] ---
Since the fighting power will be
spread out due to the large battlefield,
[04:49] ---
we'll be at an advantage
since we have better scores.
[04:52] ---
If Himeji marches in there alone,
she'll receive a concentrated attack,
[04:56] ---
and so she won't be able to reach their rep.
[05:00] ---
Then what will we do?
[05:02] ---
We'll go with Blitz tactics this time.
[05:04] ---
The Force Recon unit will charge the
enemy's trenches and confuse the rear
[05:08] ---
in order to create an opening
in their defenses. Then, Himeji...
[05:11] ---
Yes.
[05:12] ---
You make a fierce attack on their
center in one shot using that opening,
[05:15] ---
and bring down the Class D Rep, Genji Hiraga.
[05:18] ---
Okay!
[05:19] ---
If we divide our strength, we can't win.
[05:21] ---
Forget defense, we'll put
everything into our attack!
[05:24] ---
We'll attack in one shot
and win before we can lose!
[05:27] ---
Offense is the best defense!
[05:29] ---
They'll put all their energy into
attacks, so they'll have a weak defense.
[05:33] ---
However, Sakamoto's score
is in the bottom rankings.
[05:36] ---
As long as there's no one guarding him,
we can bring him down with one blow.
[05:40] ---
Don't put up with their
cocky attitude! Crush them!
[05:43] ---
"Time: 15:30"
[05:43] ---
And thus the war began.
[05:45] ---
"War Commencement"
[05:46] ---
Okay, let's begin the war!
[05:48] ---
Yeah!
[05:50] ---
Akihisa. Command the
front lines as the unit leader.
[05:53] ---
What? Me?
[05:55] ---
Yeah. You're the key to this operation.
[05:58] ---
I've come up with a tactic unique to
Class F. Use it to confuse the enemy.
[06:03] ---
Okay!
[06:07] ---
Snakes...
[06:15] ---
Summon!
[06:16] ---
We got beaten.
[06:18] ---
What? You came back?
[06:20] ---
You thought I'd die?! Five of our
people were sent to the remedial class!
[06:24] ---
Muttsulini, show us the enemy's student list.
[06:27] ---
Hm?
[06:28] ---
Akihisa, what was the enemy's lineup like?
[06:30] ---
This, this, and this one
were on the front lines.
[06:34] ---
The rest were... Oh?
Where're the guys' pictures?
[06:37] ---
I don't have those.
[06:39] ---
I see. Many of them aren't good at math.
[06:42] ---
Then, shall I go charge them?
[06:44] ---
I planned that way from the start.
[06:46] ---
We've already secured the
math teacher Mr. Hasegawa as well.
[06:49] ---
What did I sacrifice myself for then?!
[06:51] ---
Sugawa! Prepare for the special mission.
[06:54] ---
Roger.
[06:55] ---
"Time: 15:46"
[06:55] ---
Everyone, make a sortie!
Let's start the operation!
[06:58] ---
Mr. Hasegawa! Please give us approval!
[07:00] ---
I approve!
[07:03] ---
Summon!
[07:04] ---
Here I come!
[07:08] ---
I won't lose against Class D in a math fight!
[07:17] ---
You jerks!
[07:25] ---
vs. "Math"
[07:31] ---
Those who died with their score reduced
to zero will be given a remedial class!
[07:34] ---
Ugh! Iron Man?!
[07:35] ---
Ah! I don't wanna take
the demon's remedial class!
[07:38] ---
That's not a remedial class! It's torture!
[07:40] ---
It's also respectable education!
[07:42] ---
I'll make you ideal students
whose hobby is studying
[07:46] ---
and who look up to Kinjirou
Ninomiya. So prepare yourself!
[07:51] ---
All right! Let's break through
the enemy's line of defense!
[07:58] ---
Class F's Shimada has
entered the new school building!
[08:00] ---
All right! Now's our chance!
[08:07] ---
Capture Mr. Hasegawa!
[08:09] ---
What?!
[08:10] ---
Some enemies laid in ambush in the
bathroom. Mr. Hasegawa got caught.
[08:13] ---
It's their trap.
[08:15] ---
Then what'll happen to Minami?!
[08:17] ---
"Math"
[08:19] ---
Ah?! The math field is...
[08:22] ---
This is bad!
[08:23] ---
That's the classical
Japanese teacher Mr. Takenaka!
[08:28] ---
I approve the fight in classical Japanese.
[08:31] ---
"Math" "Classical Japanese"
[08:32] ---
Oh no! That's the subject I'm bad at!
[08:35] ---
Leave the matter to me!
[08:37] ---
Sugawa!
[08:38] ---
Buy some time!
[08:40] ---
Okay. Let's stick it out, Minami!
[08:42] ---
But how?!
[08:44] ---
Ah!
[08:45] ---
So it's you, honey... It has to be you, honey?!
[08:48] ---
M-Miharu?!
[08:50] ---
It's true that I can't be a fighting
puppet that follows his orders!
[08:54] ---
Huh?
[08:55] ---
I'll bring you down, honey! Summon!
[08:59] ---
To think that lovers are
fated to fight each other...
[09:02] ---
As I thought, you and I are
connected by destiny, aren't we?!
[09:06] ---
I can't fight in classical Japanese!
[09:08] ---
I'll help you!
[09:09] ---
Kinoshita!
[09:12] ---
Your attention please.
[09:14] ---
This is an urgent message for
the math teacher Ms. Funakoshi.
[09:17] ---
That's Sugawa!
[09:19] ---
Ms. Funakoshi, Akihisa Yoshii is
waiting for you in front of Class D.
[09:24] ---
What?
[09:25] ---
Math teacher Ms. Funakoshi,
a 45-year-old single woman.
[09:29] ---
She's a spinster who missed her
chance to get married. It's rumored
[09:32] ---
that she asks students to date
her in return for school credit.
[09:36] ---
Yoshii says that he wants to talk
to you about something important,
[09:39] ---
not as student and teacher but as man and woman.
[09:42] ---
Please hurry to the Class D classroom.
[09:45] ---
Sugawa!
[09:47] ---
Ah! It's Ms. Funakoshi!
[09:49] ---
What?!
[09:50] ---
You're amazing, Unit Leader
Yoshii! You really are the man!
[09:53] ---
To think you'd sacrifice
yourself for the class...!
[09:55] ---
Everyone! Don't waste
Unit Leader Yoshii's death!
[09:58] ---
Yeah!
[09:59] ---
Sugawa!
[10:02] ---
You were too optimistic, Hiraga!
[10:03] ---
We've had another math
teacher secured in reserve!
[10:06] ---
Muttsulini! Remove Mr. Takenaka!
[10:09] ---
Roger.
[10:11] ---
Teacher... your wig is slipping.
[10:15] ---
Ahh! I'm leaving to attend
to some urgent matters!
[10:19] ---
"Math" "Classical Japanese"
[10:19] ---
Now!
[10:20] ---
Ms. Funakoshi! Please approve!
[10:22] ---
"Math"
[10:22] ---
"Math" "Math"
[10:23] ---
"Math"
[10:24] ---
I won't lose any more!
[10:28] ---
Take... this!
[10:30] ---
vs. "Math"
[10:39] ---
The path is clear!
[10:41] ---
It's your turn, Himeji!
[10:43] ---
Okay! I'm summoning my Avatar! Summon!
[10:46] ---
But you're a little too late!
[10:50] ---
Emergency!
[10:51] ---
What's the matter, Muttsulini?
[10:53] ---
"Do not open it carelessly"
[10:54] ---
"Do not open nonchalantly"
[10:54] ---
"Academy Discipline Reinforcement Week
Don’t rip off Move, old hag!!"
[10:55] ---
The spy cameras have detected
enemies. You're surrounded!
[11:00] ---
There he is! It's Sakamoto!
[11:01] ---
He's unguarded! Now's our chance!
[11:03] ---
Don't be so hasty. I'll take you on now.
[11:07] ---
"Time: 16:18"
[11:10] ---
Humph. He made a fool of us.
[11:12] ---
"Yuuji Sakamoto, Year 2, Class F Rep"
[11:12] ---
"Periodical test scores for each subject"
[11:13] ---
Looks like he wasn't once called
a whiz kid for nothing, huh?
[11:17] ---
Can't be! I heard your score was at the bottom!
[11:20] ---
Isn't that information outdated?
[11:22] ---
Well, I didn't put the latest score
in the info I had Muttsulini leak, so...
[11:29] ---
Okay then... Here I come!
[11:31] ---
Wh-Why...?
[11:33] ---
I'm sorry.
[11:36] ---
There's no enemy before me.
[11:37] ---
"Time: 16:25"
[11:38] ---
"War Over"
[11:44] ---
Okay, Idiot Test.
[11:47] ---
We did it, Yoshii!
[11:50] ---
I never thought that Yuuji was studying.
[11:53] ---
This is just the beginning.
[11:55] ---
Our real goal is Class A!
[12:00] ---
In order to achieve that,
we'll bring down Class B next!
[12:05] ---
Class B... The class with that Nemoto?
[12:08] ---
"(Curse!) Congrats"
[12:09] ---
As soon as our after-war recovery
tests are over, we'll declare war on Class B.
[12:13] ---
So, Akihisa. There's a
task only you can carry out.
[12:20] ---
"Middle" "Idiot"
[12:20] ---
Is there anything you want to say?
[12:22] ---
I can't believe you fell for it so many times.
[12:24] ---
Argh!
[12:28] ---
They're just Class F. And they're
declaring war on us? How amusing.
[12:31] ---
I think we'll teach them a few lessons.
[12:32] ---
Are you gonna be okay, Kyouji?
Class F defeated Classes E and D.
[12:39] ---
Are you afraid of Class F, Yuuka?
[12:41] ---
Don't make me laugh.
No matter how hard Class F tries,
[12:44] ---
they can't defeat us, Class C.
[12:47] ---
Then it's all the more true that
they won't defeat Class B, right?
[12:51] ---
Yeah, but...
[12:52] ---
However, they keep winning.
There's gotta be some trick to it.
[12:56] ---
If so, we won't do anything
risky like fighting them head-on.
[13:00] ---
Kyouji...
[13:01] ---
Just wait and see. I'm not an idiot, you know.
[13:04] ---
I'll pay them back for
what they did the other day.
[13:08] ---
So that's the strategy.
[13:10] ---
Everyone, fight with all your might.
If you do, we can win for sure!
[13:13] ---
Yeah!
[13:15] ---
"Time: 17:28"
[13:15] ---
Well then, dismissed!
[13:16] ---
"Dismiss"
[13:17] ---
"Temporary"
[13:17] ---
See you.
[13:20] ---
Was it really okay not to exchange
our equipment with Class D's?
[13:23] ---
Yeah, I'm sowing seeds for later.
[13:26] ---
Sowing?
[13:27] ---
Just look forward to seeing what blooms.
[13:29] ---
"Time: 17:31"
[13:33] ---
What's this?!
[13:35] ---
This is terrible... Who did this?
[13:37] ---
Probably Class B students.
[13:40] ---
They tried to hinder our recovery
tests by breaking our pencils, huh?
[13:44] ---
What a petty thing to do.
[13:46] ---
How bland...
[13:48] ---
Ah!
[13:48] ---
Hm?
[13:49] ---
What's the matter, Himeji?
[13:51] ---
Ah... no, nothing.
[13:53] ---
Ah!
[13:56] ---
How dare Nemoto...
[13:58] ---
I won't forgive him no matter what!
[14:01] ---
Calm down. Don't lose your head.
[14:03] ---
But...!
[14:03] ---
If we beat them in the ST war,
that'll be enough payback.
[14:07] ---
But if we lose our heads, we can't win.
That's also part of his strategy.
[14:12] ---
"Time: 14:51"
[14:13] ---
And thus the showdown foreordained to happen
[14:15] ---
between Classes F and B began.
[14:18] ---
Let's start the war! Brace yourself and fight!
[14:20] ---
Yeah!
[14:23] ---
Everyone! Charge!
[14:26] ---
Here they come!
[14:28] ---
Humph, they sure are stupid.
[14:30] ---
Do as we planned! They
have no chance of winning!
[14:33] ---
Charge!
[14:36] ---
Dammit! They're too strong for us!
[14:42] ---
Do we really not stand a chance?
[14:45] ---
That's just what you'd expect
from Class B. They're strong.
[14:47] ---
Yoshii!
[14:48] ---
Himeji! I thought it wasn't your turn yet...
[14:50] ---
Sakamoto said to use this when you're in a bind!
[14:53] ---
Yuuji did? This is...! Okay!
[14:57] ---
Everyone, listen good!
[14:59] ---
Class B Rep Nemoto has a girlfriend!
[15:02] ---
What?!
[15:04] ---
Class C Rep Yuuka Koyama is his girlfriend!
[15:07] ---
What?!
[15:09] ---
On top of that, his lunches
are being prepared by her!
[15:13] ---
What?!
[15:17] ---
When the outrageous fury reaches its peak,
[15:21] ---
the inquisition group FFF
delivers merciless slaughter
[15:26] ---
that makes things like the
demon's remedial class seem pleasant.
[15:29] ---
Unforgivable!
[15:32] ---
"Inquisition Group"
[15:35] ---
How dare he alone be happy!
[15:38] ---
Do you understand the pain felt
by those of us without a girlfriend?!
[15:41] ---
What the heck's with these guys?!
[15:42] ---
They're dangerous! Defend with all your might!
[15:48] ---
The tides of war have changed! Charge!
[15:55] ---
What's with these guys?!
[15:57] ---
Aren't they afraid of the remedial class?
[15:59] ---
What's the matter?
[16:00] ---
These Class F guys are desperate.
[16:02] ---
They took quite a few of our
comrades with them when they fell.
[16:05] ---
Hm... Maybe it's time to
take out a little insurance policy.
[16:08] ---
"Time: 15:21"
[16:10] ---
Those who died will be given a remedial class!
[16:15] ---
Sugawa... I won't waste your sacrifice.
[16:18] ---
It did... help to calm my fury.
[16:22] ---
So you still had a grudge against
him about Ms. Funakoshi, huh?
[16:26] ---
Our group has shrunk. Let's change formation!
[16:29] ---
Yeah!
[16:30] ---
Those who've been weakened,
go take the recovery test!
[16:37] ---
Ah, Hime--
[16:40] ---
That's... Nemoto!
[16:42] ---
Why did you mess up our classroom?
[16:45] ---
Do you have any evidence that we did it?
[16:48] ---
That's...
[16:50] ---
We did it and there's evidence, too.
[16:53] ---
Unforgivable! I'm summoning my Avat--
[16:56] ---
Oops, that was close.
[16:59] ---
Ah!
[17:01] ---
Aren't I considerate, showing
the evidence even though I did it?
[17:05] ---
Oh no...
[17:06] ---
This was an unexpected bonus.
A love letter in this day and age? How cute.
[17:12] ---
Please give it back to me!
[17:14] ---
I wonder what's written in it.
[17:19] ---
Oops. I think I'll keep it to enjoy later.
[17:23] ---
You're such a...
[17:24] ---
Really, I don't have to do this to win the war.
[17:27] ---
But this is in lieu of insurance.
[17:29] ---
I'll give this back to you
when the ST war is over.
[17:31] ---
That is if I didn't change my mind.
[17:38] ---
What's the matter, Akihisa?
Did you run from a fight?
[17:41] ---
If so, I'll beat you up with two fingers.
[17:42] ---
Yuuji, I need to talk to you.
[17:44] ---
What is it?
[17:45] ---
I want you to remove Himeji from the battle.
[17:48] ---
Did something happen?
[17:49] ---
I can't tell you the reason.
[17:52] ---
If you say so, that's fine.
[17:54] ---
But...
[17:56] ---
...the task that Himeji was
going to carry out... is yours now.
[17:59] ---
Okay.
[18:00] ---
Launch a surprise raid on
the enemy's headquarters.
[18:02] ---
You can pick the method.
[18:04] ---
Can you do it?
[18:06] ---
I'll try.
[18:07] ---
No! I'll do it!
[18:09] ---
That's the spirit, Akihisa.
[18:11] ---
"Time: 16:28"
[18:12] ---
Also, Yuuji...
[18:13] ---
What is it?
[18:14] ---
"Time: 16:29"
[18:15] ---
Akihisa... Are we really gonna do it?
[18:18] ---
If I am to launch a surprise raid on
Class B myself, this is the only way.
[18:21] ---
But you won't get summoning approval, right?
[18:24] ---
Not to worry. I have this.
[18:27] ---
Awaken!
[18:28] ---
Go!
[18:36] ---
This is nothing!
[18:42] ---
Wh-What's this?
[18:44] ---
I'm not done yet!
[18:48] ---
Are you okay, Akihisa?!
[18:51] ---
I'm okay. This is nothing.
[18:54] ---
No matter what happens...
[18:57] ---
I'll make this plan succeed for sure!
[19:01] ---
No matter what happens...
[19:04] ---
for Himeji's sake, too!
[19:18] ---
There he is!
[19:23] ---
You thought that I'd keep myself defenseless?
[19:26] ---
Your surprise raid has failed!
[19:28] ---
Gotcha!
[19:29] ---
Muttsulini!
[19:33] ---
What?!
[19:35] ---
We'll fight in Health and
Physical Education. Summon!
[19:39] ---
vs. "Health and Physical Education"
[19:41] ---
C-Can't be...! He jumped
in along with the teacher?!
[19:45] ---
Iron Man Nishimura, who's
in charge of remedial classes,
[19:47] ---
can not only approve fights in all the subjects,
[19:50] ---
but he is also outstanding in sporting ability.
[19:55] ---
Geez...
[19:57] ---
The war is over! Class F is the winner!
[20:02] ---
"Class F Win"
[20:04] ---
What a shame, Nemoto.
[20:06] ---
Sakamoto...
[20:08] ---
Now, I've got a proposal to
make to all of you in Class B.
[20:12] ---
Under normal circumstances, we'd exchange
[20:14] ---
our cardboard boxes with Class B equipment.
[20:17] ---
But if you meet our condition, we
can make an exception and excuse you.
[20:21] ---
Condition?
[20:22] ---
Nemoto! If you wear this and follow my orders,
[20:25] ---
I'll excuse your class from the exchange.
[20:27] ---
What?! Don't be ridiculous!
Why would I do such a foolish...
[20:31] ---
Everyone in Class B will make sure that happens!
[20:33] ---
We promise! Leave it to us!
[20:35] ---
We'll do everything in our
power to make him wear it!
[20:36] ---
Hey! I won't wear something like...
[20:40] ---
You'll pay for this! Stop it! Stop it!
[20:41] ---
Is this what you wanted?
[20:43] ---
You don't have to take
off my underwear, do you?!
[20:45] ---
Yeah!
[20:50] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[20:56] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[20:59] ---
The end of the school day is bliss
[21:02] ---
If I am to put it into words, "It's really angelic!"
[21:05] ---
My peace was shattered
by a sudden announcement
[21:08] ---
Talking about the make up test. "This is Hell!"
[21:12] ---
While my friends and I were
sharing funny stories, I said,
[21:15] ---
"There's no way anyone is that stupid"
[21:18] ---
But the truth is, deep down in my heart
[21:21] ---
I was shouting, "That was me!"
[21:25] ---
About that "Monthly Parking"
sign you see in the parking lot
[21:31] ---
I thought it was the name of a company...
[21:37] ---
All this time...
[21:40] ---
Sticking to your idiocy can be cool
[21:43] ---
Is our common sense nonsense?
[21:46] ---
We don't need rules in this world
[21:49] ---
It's dog eat dog food! It's social upheaval!
[21:52] ---
Look!
[21:54] ---
The sun that rose from the west is setting
[21:58] ---
Run home! It's dinner time already.
[22:01] ---
Let's go home! Let's go home!
[22:16] ---
Here you go, Himeji.
[22:18] ---
Thank you very much, Yoshii! I'm really glad.
[22:23] ---
Uhm, Himeji... That letter...
[22:27] ---
Yes. This is that unhappy chain letter.
[22:31] ---
Just because it was
taking forever for me to mail it,
[22:35] ---
I caused everyone trouble, didn't I?
[22:39] ---
Himeji!
[22:40] ---
I had hardships because of this letter...
[22:43] ---
but I experienced many happy things, too.
[22:46] ---
So I don't need it anymore.
[22:51] ---
I don't think I should
depend on this letter anymore.
[22:57] ---
I want to tell my feelings
directly with my own words.
[23:03] ---
I can't do it yet,
[23:06] ---
but there is one thing that I can do now.
[23:09] ---
Yoshii...
[23:10] ---
What is it, Himeji?
[23:12] ---
Can I call you Akihisa?
[23:15] ---
What? Well, that's... You see, those
FFF guys will get upset, so Hideyoshi...
[23:21] ---
Is it okay, Akihisa?
[23:26] ---
Yeah!
[23:29] ---
Yuuji, why are you obsessed with the
ST war? Do you want nice equipment?
[23:35] ---
I'm not interested in things like desks.
[23:38] ---
I want to prove that academic ability
isn't all that matters in life. That's all.
[23:43] ---
So, Shouko. Don't hold back.
[23:47] ---
I know. I'll fight in earnest.
[23:52] ---
Question 12.
[23:53] ---
What do you call the last scene in a story,
[23:55] ---
such as a novel or play,
where things get resolved?
[23:58] ---
Final boss battle.
[23:59] ---
You don't have enough experience points.
[24:00] ---
Next Episode! "Love, Courage, and
Our Battle Has Just Begun! (Temporary)"
[24:03] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
12 - Love, Courage and Our Battle Has Just Begun!
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[00:18] ---
Well then, shall we call it a day?
[00:21] ---
Yeah.
[00:23] ---
Huh?
[00:24] ---
What's the matter, Akihisa?
[00:27] ---
It's been acting strange since
the midterm we took the other day.
[00:34] ---
It disappeared.
[00:37] ---
Maybe you don't know how to use it that well?
[00:39] ---
Did you read the manual?
[00:41] ---
Let's see... "Do not touch it with wet hands.
[00:44] ---
Do not step on it.
Do not use it as a hand strap.
[00:47] ---
Do not give it to your girlfriend.
[00:48] ---
Do not pawn it.
[00:50] ---
Keep out of the reach of children."
[00:53] ---
I don't see anything out of
the ordinary written in here.
[00:55] ---
This is...
[00:55] ---
"For ages 13 and above."
[00:57] ---
That's it!
[00:59] ---
I'm over 13!
[01:01] ---
Everything but your mind is.
[01:04] ---
Th-That's not true! I've got many
books that are for 18 and over, too!
[01:08] ---
We'd like to hear all about them.
[01:11] ---
Depending on your answer...
[01:14] ---
Haven't you heard "the bird that
keeps quiet does not get shot"?
[01:22] ---
Hottoite sodatsu mono nanda nandarou
[01:27] ---
One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!
[01:30] ---
One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!
[01:34] ---
BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
[01:43] ---
Deai mashite wa kantan sugiruyo
[01:46] ---
Saisho ni kimeta kotae wa hitotsu
[01:49] ---
Tokimeki mashita goukaku shimasuka?
[01:51] ---
Koi mo shoubu mo awatenai
[01:54] ---
Kotsu kotsu kotsu to tetsuya ni tameiki
[01:56] ---
Watashi no naka ni tensai dreamer
[01:59] ---
Omou koto mina kanaeba iina
[02:01] ---
Hito no sekai wa kinishinai
[02:04] ---
Perfect-area complete!
[02:07] ---
Zettai koko de matterunda
[02:09] ---
Perfect-area nozomu koe ga kikoeruyo
[02:16] ---
Ah! Ear! Ear!
[02:17] ---
Why? Tomaranai surechigai
[02:20] ---
Watashi ga soudan aite nara
[02:23] ---
"Tomodachi kai?" "Tomodachi desu."
[02:26] ---
Kanashiki rei ten dane
[02:28] ---
No! Yarinaoshi kakinaoshi
[02:31] ---
Honki de one more chance please
[02:33] ---
Ima yori suteki na mirai ga arunoni
[02:38] ---
Ima yori suteki ni my life, my life, my life!
[02:47] ---
Good morning, Aki. It's time to get up.
[02:50] ---
Hmm... Good morning, Sis.
[02:53] ---
Your breakfast is ready.
[02:55] ---
Since you're fighting Class A
in the Summoner Test War today,
[02:59] ---
for breakfast, I did something to help
give you luck so that you'll fight well.
[03:03] ---
You want to beat the enemy.
So I put steak and breaded pork cutlet...
[03:07] ---
Really?!
[03:08] ---
...pictures under your pillow.
[03:11] ---
What... Just pictures?
[03:13] ---
What do you think? You think you can win?
[03:15] ---
Your actions are so complicated that
I don't feel like you're supporting me.
[03:18] ---
You're right. You are at that age
where boys have a big appetite,
[03:21] ---
so I imagine pictures alone can't satisfy you.
[03:24] ---
I anticipated that might be the
case, so I got the actual food...
[03:26] ---
Really?!
[03:28] ---
...and made a video of me eating it.
[03:30] ---
Why a video?
[03:31] ---
More importantly, you
ate the steak by yourself?!
[03:34] ---
It was really tough. I worked
hard to eat it all when I was full.
[03:39] ---
Then you should've let me eat that!
[03:42] ---
Oh, you're so bold, Aki.
[03:44] ---
No!
[03:45] ---
What I want to eat is not this!
[03:47] ---
It's this!
[03:49] ---
Forget that, Aki.
[03:51] ---
Why aren't you telling me what
you think of me in a swimsuit?
[03:54] ---
There're so many things I wanna comment on
[03:56] ---
that I won't even have
time to get to your swimsuit!
[03:59] ---
Wait. Hey! Why are you eating in a swimsuit?
[04:01] ---
The director of photography told
me that you'd like it better that way.
[04:06] ---
Director of photography?
[04:07] ---
"Director of Photography: Muttsulini
Editor: Muttsulini Produced by: SILVER LINK."
[04:09] ---
Ah...
[04:10] ---
Fumizuki Academy follows
an action-oriented ideology.
[04:13] ---
Even if a student has high
academic ability, unless they can
[04:15] ---
exhibit that ability in actual tests,
their ability won't be acknowledged at all!
[04:18] ---
That was why you became a
Class F student, wasn't it, Mizuki?
[04:22] ---
I was told that staying healthy to get
ready for the test is also part of the test.
[04:27] ---
So we'll follow an
action-oriented ideology, too!
[04:29] ---
"Action-Oriented"
[04:30] ---
What do you mean?
[04:31] ---
It means that the battle has
started even before the bell rings.
[04:35] ---
Hideyoshi!
[04:36] ---
These're my big sister's personal belongings.
[04:38] ---
Her school uniform and her favorite books.
[04:40] ---
I don't know if we can use
anything in here against her.
[04:43] ---
This is enough. We'll figure something out.
[04:46] ---
Wow... Just what you'd expect from Class A.
[04:48] ---
I wonder how you solve this math problem.
[04:51] ---
Can I see it?
[04:52] ---
I'm good at math problems!
[04:53] ---
"Shinji"
[04:54] ---
"Yuuichi"
[04:54] ---
"Shinji" "Yuuichi"
[04:55] ---
What?! Th... Th... This is...!
[04:58] ---
"I'll wait for you under the legendary tree"
[04:59] ---
There's no answer to this one, right?
[05:01] ---
This multiplication is too much for me.
[05:04] ---
To think that this is a formula that
even Himeji and Minami can't solve...
[05:07] ---
She really is incredible.
[05:09] ---
There's more stuff, too. Why are
they so expensive when they're so thin?
[05:14] ---
These have to be confiscated! Confiscated!
[05:16] ---
It's too early for Akihisa to see it!
[05:18] ---
Akihisa! Take that and
go declare war on Class A!
[05:22] ---
What? I don't wanna get beat up again.
[05:25] ---
You'll be fine this time.
[05:26] ---
Pretend that you found this favorite
book of hers and kindly deliver it to her.
[05:30] ---
I get it. Then she'll appreciate it
and listen to me gently, won't she?
[05:36] ---
Kinoshita! I found your book!
[05:40] ---
Nooo!
[05:43] ---
I won't believe anyone anymore.
[05:45] ---
Are you all heartless?!
[05:47] ---
Big Sister?!
[05:49] ---
I can't believe you did that!
I'll never forgive you!
[05:53] ---
So you've come to check out your new desk?
[05:56] ---
You must be kidding!
[05:57] ---
There's no way Class A will be
defeated by Class F, is there?!
[06:00] ---
Why don't you idiots give it a rest?!
[06:02] ---
Idi... ot.
[06:05] ---
I don't think she means that kind of "rest."
[06:08] ---
Idiots should just stay where they
belong, with the scum in Class F!
[06:12] ---
Quit bothering us!
[06:14] ---
You're wrong!
[06:16] ---
It's true that Class F's
academic performance isn't good.
[06:19] ---
But they're not scum!
[06:21] ---
But they're Class F, right?
[06:24] ---
Himeji. If things had gone normally,
you wouldn't have been in Class F, right?
[06:28] ---
Or are you someone who belongs in Class F?
[06:32] ---
Haven't you become a real
idiot during your time in Class F?
[06:37] ---
What a terrible thing to say! There's
no way she belongs in Class F, right?!
[06:41] ---
Akihisa... By saying that, you're
admitting that Class F is the worst.
[06:47] ---
Once the ST War is over, I'll give you
my cardboard box. Take good care of it.
[06:51] ---
You'll regret this after
school! Prepare yourself!
[06:57] ---
The first step of the plan is complete!
[06:59] ---
But how are we gonna fight Class A?
[07:01] ---
We can't win if we fight head-on.
[07:04] ---
We've already used Kirishima's
weakness before so that's no use.
[07:08] ---
Yeah, I don't think she'll
make the same mistake twice.
[07:12] ---
Why do you think we didn't exchange
equipment in the past when we won?
[07:16] ---
What?
[07:17] ---
The seeds I sowed have grown.
Now is the time to harvest!
[07:20] ---
A mock ST War?
[07:22] ---
Under normal circumstances, we
would've liked to officially declare war,
[07:26] ---
but we're unable to for three
months after our loss in the war.
[07:29] ---
Would you fight us for training?
[07:32] ---
We have a war with Class F starting
this afternoon. So we don't have time.
[07:38] ---
You guys attacked Class F when
they were weakened from their war.
[07:41] ---
Is that what you'd call Class A's dignity?
[07:45] ---
Well, I guess it would be
unseemly if you had to say you lost
[07:49] ---
because you were exhausted
from your fight with us, huh?
[07:51] ---
Are you saying that we'll lose to them?
[07:56] ---
Fine. We'll fight you as a
warm-up. Is that okay, Rep?
[08:01] ---
I don't mind.
[08:02] ---
A warm-up? You sure take us lightly, don't you?
[08:06] ---
Geez... Why would we lose to an
idiot who likes to dress like a woman?
[08:11] ---
Wha--
[08:13] ---
Ah...
[08:22] ---
We'll start a mock ST War
between Classes A and B now!
[08:27] ---
Start!
[08:29] ---
Let's take care of them quickly!
[08:31] ---
Summon!
[08:33] ---
Looks like it's started.
Hideyoshi! It's your turn!
[08:36] ---
Got it!
[08:38] ---
"Whoa...!!"
[08:41] ---
How's this? Do I look like a girl?
[08:43] ---
"Whoooaaaa!!"
[08:44] ---
Too fast...
[08:46] ---
I thought the enemy of a
woman was a woman all this time!
[08:49] ---
What are these...
complicated feelings I'm having?
[08:52] ---
Incredible, Hideyoshi!
You're a true, pretty girl after all!
[08:57] ---
Like I keep saying, I'm a guy!
[08:59] ---
He's already finished changing.
[09:01] ---
I practiced changing clothes
quickly in the drama club.
[09:05] ---
Something like this takes no time.
[09:12] ---
What're you doing, Muttsulini?!
[09:13] ---
I wish you had told me sooner
that it was that kind of plan!
[09:17] ---
He must've been quite disappointed
that he couldn't take pictures.
[09:20] ---
Well then, I'll work on the finishing touches.
[09:27] ---
I'm Kinoshita... I'm Kino...
[09:34] ---
I'm Kinoshita... Kinoshita
by me. My Kinoshita...
[09:39] ---
I'm Yuuko Kinoshita!
[09:42] ---
You filthy pigs!
[09:44] ---
What?! Wh-What're you bursting in here for?!
[09:46] ---
Shut your trap! You smell like a pig!
[09:48] ---
What?!
[09:49] ---
I'm Yuuko Kinoshita from Class A!
[09:52] ---
I came to make clear our beef with
the garbage dump that is Class C!
[09:54] ---
Garbage... dump?
[09:56] ---
I can't stand such a smelly, filthy
classroom being in the same school!
[10:02] ---
A pigsty is the perfect
place for you domestic animals!
[10:05] ---
Of all things, you're saying
that we should be in Class F?!
[10:09] ---
We're not that low!
[10:12] ---
What'd you say?!
[10:18] ---
In any case, we'll be
busy fighting Class F today,
[10:21] ---
so we can't fight an ST War with you,
[10:23] ---
but we'll take care of you
soon. So prepare yourselves!
[10:26] ---
Wh... What the hell was that?!
[10:30] ---
That's it!
[10:34] ---
It's finally over. How tiresome. Let's go back!
[10:38] ---
You're the one who started it!
[10:42] ---
I'm Class C Rep Yuuka Koyama!
[10:44] ---
I'm requesting Class A
to fight us in a mock ST War!
[10:47] ---
Huh?
[10:49] ---
You...! I'll never forgive you!
[10:51] ---
Huh?
[10:52] ---
Y-Yuuka! Why are you here?!
[10:56] ---
W-Were you hiding that hobby from me?
[10:58] ---
N-No, Yuuka. This is... Yuuka!
[11:02] ---
Because of this incident,
their relationship fell apart.
[11:07] ---
Everyone! Charge! Beat them up!
[11:11] ---
What's with them?! Aren't they afraid of dying?
[11:16] ---
Everyone! Let's go!
[11:17] ---
Let's go!
[11:19] ---
Honey! Please watch my brave figure!
[11:22] ---
We'll return the favor to Class F!
[11:24] ---
Yeah!
[11:25] ---
Class A is exhausted right
now due to successive wars!
[11:28] ---
Even we, Class E, can give
them damage if we attack now!
[11:32] ---
We don't want to stay in debt with Class F!
[11:35] ---
We'll reduce their scores as much as possible!
[11:37] ---
Yeah!
[11:40] ---
Don't take Class A... lightly!
[11:44] ---
I'm Class E Rep, Hiromi Nakabayashi!
I'm requesting a mock ST War!
[11:49] ---
You're not gonna turn us down, are you?
[11:53] ---
This is incredible! Class E's
fighting a good fight with Class A!
[11:57] ---
In ST Wars, you use your
physical strength as well.
[12:00] ---
Class E has many jocks, but in Class A,
[12:03] ---
there're many students who only
study and don't build their muscles.
[12:07] ---
Once they are exhausted, their
attacks won't hit the target any more.
[12:10] ---
On top of that,
[12:11] ---
it's a mock war, so there's no time
for a recovery test nor any obligation.
[12:14] ---
So this is the reason we didn't
exchange classroom equipment!
[12:19] ---
You got the other classes to owe us!
[12:22] ---
The accumulation of small
things is important in everything.
[12:25] ---
It's not about coming up with a
sure method for winning out of thin air,
[12:27] ---
but about augmenting our fighting
power by accumulating a set of advantages.
[12:31] ---
That's what you call real strategy.
[12:36] ---
You guys really play dirty!
[12:38] ---
Oh? I don't know what you're talking about.
[12:40] ---
You might think that you reduced our
scores by instigating the other classes,
[12:44] ---
but it makes no difference
to us! Don't underestimate us!
[12:49] ---
To see that you can still
fight after all those wars...
[12:51] ---
Just as you'd expect from Class A.
[12:53] ---
Talk nonchalantly while you can. Prepare yourself!
[13:00] ---
There's something else...
you should be prepared for, too.
[13:04] ---
Brace yourselves! Let's do it!
[13:06] ---
Yeah!
[13:14] ---
Idiot test.
[13:16] ---
We'll cut those Class F idiots down to size!
[13:20] ---
Everyone... The real fight starts now.
[13:23] ---
Rep?
[13:24] ---
We'll defeat Class F with all our
might! Everyone... do your best!
[13:29] ---
Yeah!
[13:30] ---
Summon!
[13:34] ---
What's our strategy?
[13:35] ---
There's a stairway behind Class F.
[13:38] ---
We'll attack them from both sides with
the main force attacking from the front
[13:40] ---
and the squads attacking
from the upper and lower floors.
[13:47] ---
Charge!
[13:51] ---
They're not here!
[13:51] ---
Where'd they go?!
[13:52] ---
Did they run away?!
[13:53] ---
Hey! We're over here!
[13:56] ---
They're over there!
[13:57] ---
You should go outside once in
a while or mold will grow on you.
[14:00] ---
Dammit! Those damn jerks!
[14:02] ---
When did they...?
[14:04] ---
Everyone! Charge into the schoolyard!
[14:06] ---
They're coming, Akihisa!
[14:07] ---
Okay!
[14:13] ---
Okay, let's go outside!
[14:15] ---
What the heck is this?!
[14:17] ---
Dammit!
[14:29] ---
Everyone, follow me!
[14:31] ---
I won't let you run... aw...
[14:34] ---
...ay...
[14:35] ---
Welcome!
[14:37] ---
Ah... Ahhhh!
[14:39] ---
Get him!
[14:45] ---
Remedial class! Those who
died will be given a remedial class!
[14:49] ---
That's Class A for you. They sure
are serious. They changed their shoes.
[14:53] ---
Though our enemy was scattered about,
now they're gathered in one place.
[14:57] ---
If all of us make a
concentrated attack on one person,
[15:00] ---
even if they're a Class A
student, we can win, huh?
[15:03] ---
Okay! The next plan! Akihisa!
[15:05] ---
Okay! Whoa!
[15:08] ---
Everyone, retreat!
[15:11] ---
You jerks! We won't let you get away!
[15:15] ---
What did you pull your pants down for?
[15:19] ---
Oh no!
[15:20] ---
Oh no!
[15:20] ---
"Oh no!"
[15:23] ---
Now! Bring them down while
they're preoccupied with their pants!
[15:26] ---
Yeah!
[15:27] ---
vs. "Combined Subjects"
[15:31] ---
Just as you'd expect from Akihisa's Avatar!
[15:33] ---
He's unrivaled when it comes to speed!
[15:37] ---
Oh yeah...!
[15:38] ---
I have a favor to ask.
[15:39] ---
What's the matter, Muttsulini?
[15:42] ---
This time...
[15:43] ---
Huh?
[15:44] ---
This time, do it with bras...
[15:46] ---
I knew you'd say that.
[15:49] ---
How dare you damage us.
[15:50] ---
I'll be your opponent this time!
[15:52] ---
Okay, Muttsulini! Leave it to me!
[16:00] ---
Oh? Oh? Oh?
[16:02] ---
You're wasting your time...
[16:05] ---
because I'm not wearing a bra today.
[16:14] ---
I-I'm still...
[16:16] ---
The time has finally come for us to
battle it out, hasn't it, Muttsulini?!
[16:20] ---
Battle it out... The kanji for
it has female and male in it...
[16:27] ---
Muttsulini!
[16:29] ---
I-I'm okay. I'll bring her
down with my own two hands!
[16:33] ---
Yoshii! I'll be your opponent!
[16:36] ---
Kubo! Okay! Let's fight!
[16:40] ---
You're too optimistic, Yoshii.
[16:43] ---
If you wish...
[16:45] ---
Huh?!
[16:45] ---
...no matter what my appearance...
I won't feel embarrassed!
[16:49] ---
Now! Take my passionate blows,
which are bursting with all my feelings!
[16:55] ---
I'll also lovingly take your blows!
[16:57] ---
Hey! Yoshii! Let's battle it out,
too, by putting our lives on the line!
[17:02] ---
Now is our chance!
[17:03] ---
Yeah!
[17:04] ---
vs. "Combined Subjects"
[17:06] ---
What're you doing?!
[17:08] ---
Enough with playing around.
Where's their Rep, Sakamoto?
[17:09] ---
Yoshii...! Yoshii...! Ah...! Yoshii!
[17:13] ---
Your opponent is... us!
[17:16] ---
The enemy's numbers are getting a lot smaller.
[17:19] ---
Everyone!
[17:20] ---
Akihisa!
[17:21] ---
Aki!
[17:22] ---
Looks like things are going well.
[17:23] ---
Unexpected commotions are
[17:25] ---
an effective way of fighting serious opponents.
[17:27] ---
I knew... you'd be here.
[17:30] ---
You sure come up with a
bunch of elaborate ideas.
[17:35] ---
Aren't you impressed?
[17:37] ---
But... this is it for you.
[17:40] ---
Yuuji... I'll defeat you.
[17:43] ---
That's my line! Let's fight!
[17:46] ---
I approve!
[17:47] ---
I'm summoning my Avatar. Summon!
[17:53] ---
Summon!
[18:04] ---
Our attacks aren't hitting them?!
[18:06] ---
We've spent lots of time practicing!
[18:08] ---
With my iron bracelet, we can summon
our Avatars without a teacher attending.
[18:11] ---
Because of that, we were able
to practice controlling our Avatars.
[18:15] ---
You're not used to using
your Avatars in everyday life.
[18:18] ---
In addition, you're tired from the
mock ST Wars and you lack concentration!
[18:21] ---
It's a piece of cake... dodging your attacks!
[18:23] ---
You sure talk big... when it takes
only one blow for you to go down!
[18:26] ---
No matter how powerful an attack is,
it won't have any effect if it doesn't hit!
[18:29] ---
In addition...
[18:31] ---
even if the offensive power is small,
when it hits you, it causes damage!
[18:35] ---
Why?! You're Class F!
[18:38] ---
We've been studying, too!
[18:40] ---
Though we're nowhere near Class A.
[18:43] ---
Can't be...
[18:44] ---
There they are! This way! Rep!
[18:47] ---
Class A students are here!
[18:49] ---
They got here quicker
than I expected... Akihisa!
[18:52] ---
Okay! Awaken!
[19:01] ---
We won't let you go through
here until the fight is over.
[19:03] ---
Dammit! Push it!
[19:12] ---
Now your help won't get here.
[19:14] ---
That's okay. I can take
care of all of you by myself.
[19:17] ---
How rude!
[19:18] ---
I'll fight you!
[19:19] ---
Yuuji...
[19:21] ---
...prepare yourself!
[19:22] ---
Bring it on!
[19:39] ---
They're only lowly students and yet...!
[19:40] ---
Why?
[19:41] ---
It's not the logic! It's the practice!
[19:47] ---
All right!
[19:47] ---
This is it!
[19:54] ---
What?
[19:55] ---
What's the matter?
[19:56] ---
Th-The bracelet is...
[19:58] ---
Dammit! Is it at its limit? It was still
okay when the system went out of control.
[20:03] ---
What's going on?
[20:04] ---
It surpassed its breaking
point because you studied!
[20:07] ---
Does that mean...?!
[20:08] ---
As I thought, only an idiot can use it!
[20:23] ---
Kinoshita!
[20:31] ---
Himeji!
[20:31] ---
Shouko!
[20:39] ---
Y... Yuuji...
[20:41] ---
Shouko...!
[20:45] ---
A... Akihisa...
[20:48] ---
Hime... ji...
[20:52] ---
Aki!
[20:59] ---
Rep!
[21:03] ---
What's going on?!
[21:05] ---
Akihisa!
[21:06] ---
Are you okay, Yoshii?!
[21:23] ---
That was close...
[21:25] ---
Goodness... I had no idea what
was going to happen.
[21:26] ---
It was scary!
[21:29] ---
Akihisa! It was really, really scary!
[21:35] ---
Shocked!
[21:36] ---
I-I was scared, too, you know!
[21:37] ---
I was really scared, too!
[21:43] ---
Thank goodness...
[21:49] ---
That scared me!
[21:52] ---
W-Well... Th-The reason I saved you was just...
[21:57] ---
Take this!
[22:00] ---
Wha...
[22:01] ---
Wha... Wha...
[22:03] ---
I-I did it!
[22:07] ---
Huh? What?
[22:11] ---
The winner... Class A.
[22:14] ---
Huh?!
[22:14] ---
Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
[22:25] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:31] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[22:35] ---
Jugyou owari shifuku no jikan
[22:37] ---
Tatoeru no nara “Maji de Angel!”
[22:40] ---
Fui no kokuchi heiwa kowashita
[22:43] ---
Tsuishi no shirase “Jigoku da!”
[22:47] ---
Tomodachi tono warai banashi ni
[22:50] ---
“Iru wake naiyo sonna baka”
[22:53] ---
Demo hontou wa mune no oku dewa
[22:56] ---
Sakendetanda “Jibun ga! Sou deshita!”
[23:00] ---
Chuusha jou de miru “Tsukigime” no koto
[23:06] ---
Kaisha no namae dato omotteta...
[23:12] ---
Zutto...
[23:15] ---
Baka mo tooseba otoko date
[23:18] ---
Bokura no joushiki hijoushiki?
[23:21] ---
Ruuru wa muyou sa kono sekai
[23:24] ---
Yakiniku teishoku gekokujou
[23:27] ---
Miroyo!
[23:29] ---
Nishi kara nobotta ohisama ga shizunde iku
[23:33] ---
Hashire! Mou gohan da
[23:36] ---
Ouchi ni kaerou! Ouchi ni kaerou!
[23:51] ---
Question 13.
[23:53] ---
Fumizuki Academy adopted a
battle system in which tests are used.
[23:57] ---
What is this battle called?
[23:58] ---
Entrance Exam War.
[23:59] ---
Please don't mistake the
fundamentals of this show.
[24:02] ---
Next Episode! "BAKA and
TEST -- Summon the Beast!"
[24:03] ---
This will be on the test.
[24:06] ---
"Please join us again next week!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"
13 - BAKA and TEST - Summon the Beasts
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[00:18] ---
This isn't... It's still... not over...
[00:23] ---
Ah!
[00:25] ---
Take this!
[00:28] ---
vs. "Combined Subjects"
[00:30] ---
Wha...
[00:31] ---
I-I did it!
[00:33] ---
Ah... The winner... Class A.
[00:38] ---
Huh? What? Rep...?
[00:45] ---
Huh?
[00:52] ---
What grows on its own? Hmm, what is it?
[00:57] ---
One more chance, one more
chance. Never never give up!
[01:00] ---
One more chance, one
more chance. Never give up!
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BAKA and TEST
- Summon the Beasts-
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"Nice to encounter you,"
that one's too easy!
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There's only one answer
that I decided on at the start
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My heart fluttered. Will I pass?
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I won't panic whether
it's a matter of love or war
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I sigh as I cram all night long
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There's a genius dreamer inside of me
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It'd be nice if everything I wanted came true
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Pay no mind to other people's worlds
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Perfect-area complete!
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I'll definitely be waiting right here.
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Perfect-area, I can hear someone wishing for it
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Ah! Ear! Ear!
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Why? We just keep missing each other
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If you came to me for advice, it'd go like
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"So, friends?" "Yes, friends."
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That's a sad 0 points.
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No! Do it again! Rewrite it!
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I'm serious, one
more chance please
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You know, there's a future
more wonderful than now
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Make it more wonderful than
now... my life, my life, my life
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"Images on screen are flights of fancy; may differ from reality."
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The Summoner Test War has ended
and a new morning has begun.
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Are these possibly...
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Drawing boards and rush mats.
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I didn't think it could get any
worse than cardboard boxes.
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So there was something even below that, huh?
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I didn't see this coming.
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I'm sorry, Himeji.
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No. There's nothing you
should be apologizing for, Akihisa.
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The ST War was so much fun.
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Himeji...
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Geez... Stop weeping! We lost!
There's nothing we can do about it!
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We can still take classes
using the drawing boards.
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They say home is where you make it, right?
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Since this is like sketching in art
class, it seems fun, doesn't it? Ah...
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What's the matter, Mizuki?
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Well, uhm... I can't see the bottom.
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Where are you going, Minami?!
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Where else?! I'll go start
an ST War one more time!
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Just give up, Shimada!
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We can't declare war for at
least the next three months!
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But I hate this drawing board!
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Your breasts won't be in your way,
and besides, it looks good on you.
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And my joints can't be bent in that direction!
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I feel like I haven't been
attacked like this for a long time.
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What do you mean by saying
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Almost... Almost... Almost...
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a flat board looks good on me?!
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Hm?!
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Almost... Almost... Almost... Almost...
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I can almost see... I can almost see...
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Almost... Almost... Almost,
almost, almost, almost...
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You're on fire! You're burning up, Muttsulini!
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Whoa! The fire died down!
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What's the matter? You're
already down and out, Muttsulini?
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Kudou!
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I went to the trouble of putting on
a bra today just for you, Muttsulini.
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A very cute one.
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Humph. So?
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Your body is more honest.
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Don't worry. I know, Muttsulini!
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Awaken!
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Ah...
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Sorry, Muttsulini. I forgot
my iron bracelet was broken.
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"Note: Muttsulini"
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Where are you going, Muttsulini?!
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Please give Akihisa
approval to summon his avatar.
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What is this for?
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To take someone's bra off.
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I can't approve.
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I wonder if this was our real ability after all.
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Well, something like that.
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But I can't accept the way we lost.
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Well, a defeat is a defeat.
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We fought using our fighting skills
as our weapon rather than test scores.
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We fought under the same terms.
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But they were a cut above us
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for being able to attack us
without being affected by the situation.
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Which means we lost
because we let our guard down.
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But...
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That's reality. Well, the end
result is all that matters, so...
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Did something happen, Aki?
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You said trying hard is
only a means to an end, right?
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Yes, I did.
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I couldn't get results. I wonder if
I'm just an ordinary idiot after all.
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It's true that you're a fool if
you take pride in your own efforts.
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However, it's not a bad thing
for others to praise your effort.
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Sis...
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I think you did your best. You're my
little brother, whom I can be proud of.
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Thanks, Sis.
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It's okay for you to mope
around over the defeat for now.
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What? Wouldn't people normally cheer
you up by saying, "Don't mope around"?
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It is important to accept
your defeat as a defeat.
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If a person doesn't know the
frustration caused by defeat,
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he neither knows how to get up when
he falls, nor can he move further ahead.
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So mope around as much as you like.
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But when you're done moping,
start walking again towards your future.
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Okay!
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While you're moping around,
I'll fully comfort you.
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Having me sleep by your
side or take a bath with you...
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Huh?
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Which would you like?
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I decline both.
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Don't hold back. I'm your sister.
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That's exactly why I'm holding back!
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When I'm done moping, start
walking again towards my future...
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Future...
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I wonder if there's still
something I can do by any chance...
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Okay, I've decided!
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"Clank"
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So we're taking a bath together?
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That's not what I meant.
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So that concludes the ST War result report.
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Who is it?
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What did you come here for, Yoshii?
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I have a request. Please let us
fight an ST War with Class A again!
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That's not possible. If you want
to declare war, wait three months.
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I can't wait that long!
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That's the rule of this
academy. We can't bend it.
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Please!
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I just can't... accept it
ending like this! Please!
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I'd like to request it, too!
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I cannot accept how we won, either.
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Class A happened to win. However,
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I hate to admit it, but they had
us on the ropes during the fight.
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Kinoshita? You, too, Kirishima?
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You two...
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That's not how Class A, the class
that represents the academy, should win.
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I don't think the students from the
other classes would accept it, either. So...
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I'd like to ask, too.
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All of you...
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Do you know why this academy
adopted the Summoner Test War system?
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We cannot bend the rules. But...
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we owe you for the time
the system went out of control.
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I'm also responsible for
letting you use the iron bracelet
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when it was still experimental.
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If you are that insistent, I guess
I'll give you a special treatment.
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Special treatment?
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Is your wish really the exchange of
equipment between Classes A and F?
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What..?
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If not, there's another option available to you.
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What?!
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Fight Class A again?
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It's okay to fight again?!
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I can't believe that old
hag approved such a thing.
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This is amazing, Akihisa!
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Y-Yeah...
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All right then! We'll knock
them down this time for sure!
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Shall we make a new plan?!
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Well, Yuuji... It's a
little different this time.
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Hm?
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What?!
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You'll duel?!
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Yeah. It's been decided that
I'll fight the Class A Rep in a test.
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Class A Rep... With Shouko?!
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If I win, although we can't exchange equipment,
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they said that they'll grant us a small request.
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Your opponent is the
Year 2 top student, you know!
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Can you win, Aki?
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Are you gonna be okay, Akihisa?
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Don't worry. I won't cause you guys trouble.
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So, Akihisa. What happens if you lose?
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They'll grant the other side one request.
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If I win, I'll ask to get my
marriage registration form back.
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It's not yours to start with!
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You bastard! You said you
wouldn't cause us trouble!
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But my life is at stake here!
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It's nothing important!
[09:19] ---
Once the war is over, we'll go
on our honeymoon right away.
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No way!
[09:23] ---
Yuuji, how many kids do you want?
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Akihisa, you bastard! Win at
any cost! Don't you dare lose!
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Shouko! Go easy on him, too!
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I remember... You told me not to hold back.
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Dammit! My life is... over...
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So you decided that I'm gonna lose...
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But it's true...
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Although I can fight again,
fighting Kirishima all by myself isn't...
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Stupid Big Brother!
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Hm?
[09:53] ---
Hazuki!
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Here! This is a present for you!
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Whoa! You can bake cookies?!
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I learned in home economics class.
I'm not very good at it, though.
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Thanks, Hazuki.
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All right! Can you do your best now?
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Huh?
[10:11] ---
I see... Thanks. Your support really helps.
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Yeah, these taste good.
You might have a talent for this.
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Thank you. I couldn't bake well
and I burned them several times.
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But I didn't give up and tried hard,
and finally I was able to do it.
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All right!
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What's the matter, Big Brother?
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I'll try hard and won't give up, too.
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I'll be no worse off.
I'll try my best! Thanks, Hazuki!
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Yep!
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I'm home!
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Welcome home, Aki.
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I'll cram overnight or do whatever!
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I'll become able to answer
as many questions as I can!
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Idiot test.
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Following the decision on special treatment,
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we'll now start a duel between
Class A Rep Shouko Kirishima
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and Class F student Akihisa Yoshii.
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The duel will follow sudden death rules.
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In sudden death rules,
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the students are given the
same questions one by one
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and answer at the same time.
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When either of them makes
a mistake, the game is over.
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The one who made the mistake loses.
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In other words, whoever
makes a mistake first loses.
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At Fumizuki Academy, you're given an
unlimited number of questions in tests,
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but the questions get harder each time.
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Which means, the outcome will
be decided in the initial stages.
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Akihisa...
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Well then, let's start!
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Good luck, Akihisa!
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Yuuji...
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I believe that you can win.
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You, too, trust your own
ability and do your best! Fight!
[11:53] ---
So he gives his earnest support
when his future is at stake, huh?
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Question 1. Write the
proverb that means the following.
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"To fail at something one is good at."
[12:04] ---
This one is easy.
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Unless Akihisa is really stupid, he
shouldn't stumble at the beginning.
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He's already stumbled!
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What?!
[12:18] ---
How's that?!
[12:20] ---
All right!
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Both are correct.
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Don't scare me, Akihisa!
[12:26] ---
I'm nervous! What can I do?!
[12:30] ---
Question 2. Answer how to
calculate the area of a circle.
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All right! Kirishima made a mistake!
[12:39] ---
Huh? What?! How come?! Why?!
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I'm surprised you were able
to enter a high school like that.
[12:45] ---
Well then, question 3.
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It's not like it's inedible,
but it's not quite there yet.
[12:57] ---
Aki must be fighting hard now.
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I hope I can make something
that could be called a reward.
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I'll try hard, too.
[13:06] ---
Q-Question 30.
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Name the year that the twelve
court rank system was established.
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Both are correct.
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Whoa...
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Good going, Akihisa!
[13:19] ---
You can still keep on going.
[13:20] ---
Phew... Somehow my guesses
for study topics were right
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so I've been doing okay so far.
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But she wouldn't make a
mistake so easily, would she?
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If I lose my concentration
on even one question, I'll lose.
[13:30] ---
Question 31.
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Name the person who defeated the last king of
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the Achaemenid Empire of Persia and
started his eastern campaign in 334 BC.
[13:41] ---
Another history question!
[13:42] ---
This one is tough.
[13:44] ---
Akihisa...
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Both are correct.
[13:49] ---
Whoa! He got it correct!
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Good job, Aki!
[13:53] ---
Phew. Even I wouldn't make a
mistake on Alexander the Great, would I?
[13:57] ---
They'll be done with the easy questions soon.
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So things will get gradually
tougher for Akihisa, huh?
[14:02] ---
Akihisa...
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Question 32. Japan's very first
imperial era name was "Taika."
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Name the year the Taika Reform
took place in Christian Era.
[14:13] ---
Whoa!
[14:14] ---
This question is...
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A freebie question.
[14:17] ---
Obviously, they both will get it correct.
[14:19] ---
We have to wait to see who
wins until the next question.
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What's the matter, Akihisa?
[14:25] ---
T... Taika Reform... Which year was that?
[14:29] ---
What?!
[14:29] ---
What the hell?! You bastard!
[14:31] ---
You don't remember that after what happened?!
[14:34] ---
That's exactly why I got confused
as to which one was correct!
[14:37] ---
Stop messing around, you idiot!
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The key is the word "Reform." I know that much.
[14:43] ---
Reform... Reform...
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645...? Or 625?
[14:49] ---
"Re-form" or "Re-four-m"?
[14:51] ---
Reform... Reform... Reform...
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Akihisa...
[14:56] ---
Aki...
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Which...?! Which one...?!
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If I make a mistake here... it'll all be over!
[15:06] ---
Aki...
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Akihisa!
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Dammit!
[15:16] ---
Aki!
[15:17] ---
Akihisa!
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That idiot! He's given up!
[15:21] ---
No, he hasn't! That's...!
[15:30] ---
That's Striker Sigma V!
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Go!
[15:35] ---
Stop it, you idiot!
[15:43] ---
That's the wrong answer!
[15:44] ---
What?!
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It's over... My life is over...
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Winner, Akihisa Yoshii, Year 2, Class F!
[15:53] ---
What?!
[15:57] ---
I... I got it right?
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You did it, Aki!
[16:01] ---
Good job, Akihisa!
[16:02] ---
Akihisa!
[16:10] ---
Shouko... why'd you do that?
[16:14] ---
Because... I promised...
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Hm?
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...that I'd never forget.
[16:31] ---
I'm sorry.
[16:33] ---
Besides, I got what I wanted, so...
[16:36] ---
Huh?
[16:38] ---
I'm going to City Hall now.
[16:40] ---
How'd you get it?!
[16:42] ---
A kind person gave it to me.
[16:43] ---
Don't tell me...
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Kindness does not go unrewarded.
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I never imagined you'd really win.
[16:53] ---
Principal...
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Well then, as promised,
we'll grant your request.
[16:59] ---
Thank you very much!
[17:00] ---
What did you request, Akihisa?
[17:04] ---
That's...
[17:05] ---
Well then, Himeji. We'll give
you another placement test.
[17:09] ---
What? Akihisa... don't tell me...
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This was the reason I wanted
to start ST Wars from the start.
[17:17] ---
I wanted at least you to be able
to study using good equipment, so...
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Then...
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You can go to the class that suits you.
[17:27] ---
Isn't that great, Himeji?
[17:29] ---
Oh no...
[17:31] ---
Akihisa...
[17:32] ---
What is it?
[17:33] ---
Are you... Are you okay with this?
[17:37] ---
It'll be a bit lonely without you, but if
it's good for you, then that's the best.
[17:41] ---
I... see...
[17:45] ---
Thank you very much, Akihisa.
[17:48] ---
Yep!
[17:49] ---
"Second Placement Test"
[17:51] ---
Well then, start!
[17:56] ---
Class: F; No. 28; Name: Mizuki Himeji"
[18:00] ---
There're tons of people who're
only good at academics in this world.
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But no matter how high one's
individual ability is, there's a limit.
[18:10] ---
Those who care only about their
own strength never exceed that limit.
[18:16] ---
When I was in school, it was natural to
work hard together for everyone's sake.
[18:22] ---
You don't gain much by
working hard only for yourself.
[18:29] ---
What's important for now
is that you understand that.
[18:42] ---
That's it!
[18:44] ---
Looks like you did well. This'll be
good enough for you to join Class A.
[18:48] ---
Yes sir.
[18:49] ---
We'll let you know the results.
You can go home now.
[18:54] ---
Excuse me!
[18:55] ---
What is it?
[18:56] ---
I made one big mistake. Please let me fix it.
[19:01] ---
The test is over. You're not
allowed to make a change.
[19:04] ---
But...
[19:04] ---
Don't worry. You answered
a lot. This should be enough.
[19:08] ---
Please!
[19:10] ---
Hm?
[19:10] ---
No matter what...
No matter what, I have to fix it!
[19:17] ---
Please!
[19:22] ---
Good morning, Aki!
[19:24] ---
Good morning, Akihisa.
[19:26] ---
Good morning.
[19:27] ---
Good morning!
[19:28] ---
Yoshii...
[19:29] ---
Ah, good morning, Kirishima.
[19:31] ---
I took the form to City Hall,
but they rejected it.
[19:35] ---
In Japan, men must be 18
and above to get married.
[19:40] ---
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
[19:50] ---
Akihisa!
[19:56] ---
Aki, have you seen Mizuki yet?
[19:58] ---
No, I haven't seen her today yet.
[20:01] ---
I see.
[20:02] ---
It'll be harder and harder to see
her when she's in a different class.
[20:05] ---
Yeah.
[20:06] ---
Did you hear, Akihisa?
[20:08] ---
Hear what?
[20:08] ---
Himeji's placement test score. I hear
it's pretty certain that she'll join Class A.
[20:13] ---
I see...
[20:14] ---
Was it really okay?
[20:15] ---
Yeah, Class F isn't where she should be.
[20:19] ---
She should study comfortably
in the fully furnished Class A.
[20:24] ---
If that's how you feel,
then we're okay with it, too.
[20:27] ---
But Akihisa... It doesn't look
like things will go as you planned.
[20:31] ---
What?
[20:32] ---
Good morning, Akihisa.
[20:35] ---
Himeji?! What're you doing here?!
Did you forget something?
[20:38] ---
No. This is my classroom.
[20:41] ---
What?! I thought it was certain
that you were going to join Class A!
[20:44] ---
About that...
[20:45] ---
To tell you the truth, I forgot to
write my name so I got zero points.
[20:50] ---
So I've been placed in Class F again.
[20:53] ---
Himeji...
[20:57] ---
So, I'm looking forward to studying
together with you again, Akihisa.
[21:04] ---
What's the matter, Aki?
[21:06] ---
Are you crying for joy?
[21:07] ---
I'm happy for you, Akihisa.
[21:09] ---
This is a happy ending.
[21:10] ---
That damn old hag!
[21:18] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[21:24] ---
B-A-K-A Go Go Home!!
[21:27] ---
The end of the school day is bliss
[21:30] ---
If I am to put it into words, "It's really angelic!"
[21:33] ---
My peace was shattered
by a sudden announcement
[21:36] ---
Talking about the make up test. "This is Hell!"
[21:40] ---
While my friends and I were
sharing funny stories, I said,
[21:43] ---
"There's no way anyone is that stupid"
[21:46] ---
But the truth is, deep down in my heart
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I was shouting, "That was me!"
[21:53] ---
About that "Monthly Parking"
sign you see in the parking lot
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I thought it was the name of a company...
[22:05] ---
All this time...
[22:08] ---
Sticking to your idiocy can be cool
[22:11] ---
Is our common sense nonsense?
[22:14] ---
We don't need rules in this world
[22:17] ---
It's dog eat dog food! It's social upheaval!
[22:20] ---
Look!
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The sun that rose from the west is setting
[22:27] ---
Run home! It's dinner time already.
[22:30] ---
Let's go home! Let's go home!
[22:44] ---
You damn old hag!
[22:45] ---
What'd you barge in here and call
me damn old hag for, you damn brat?
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This is wrong, isn't it?!
Why does Himeji get zero points?!
[22:52] ---
She forgot to put her name.
Of course she gets zero points.
[22:55] ---
That isn't right! Since she took the test alone,
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even if she didn't write her name,
it's completely obvious it was her!
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You guys didn't even notice that?! You idiot!
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I never thought I'd be called an "idiot" by you.
[23:12] ---
In any case, please put her points back.
[23:15] ---
Or let her retake the
placement test from the start!
[23:19] ---
You really are an idiot, aren't you?
[23:23] ---
Huh?
[23:24] ---
What?
[23:26] ---
Idiot.
[23:27] ---
Idiot.
[23:28] ---
Idiot.
[23:29] ---
Idiot.
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A real idiot.
[23:30] ---
Idiot.
[23:32] ---
Akihisa, you really are an idiot.
[23:36] ---
What?! Y-You're saying that too, Himeji?! Why?!
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Idiot!
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"Idiot"
[23:51] ---
"See you again!"
"Illustration: Mako Aboshi"