# E228 - Tsurukou's Travels (Fake)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Sign**
Episode 228
Tsurukou's Travels (Fake)
**[00:06] Tsurukou**
Finally finished.
**[00:07] Meisaku**
Hm? Finished what?
**[00:09] Tsurukou**
Behold! *Tsurukou's Travels*!
**[00:09] Sign**
Tsurukou's Travels
**[00:12] Meisaku**
"Tsurukou's Travels"?
**[00:13] Sign**
Tsurukou's Travels
**[00:13] Tsurukou**
Every adventure I had while traveling
the world on a ship is recorded in here!
**[00:16] Sign**
Tsurukou's Travels
**[00:18] Meisaku**
Wow, traveling the world on a ship, huh?
**[00:21] Meisaku**
Wait, the *world*?! You went
on such an epic adventure?!
**[00:24] Tsurukou**
I didn't.
**[00:25] Meisaku**
You didn't?
**[00:26] Tsurukou**
I played in the neighborhood.
**[00:27] Meisaku**
Oh, in the neighborhood, huh?
**[00:29] Meisaku**
So that book's a big lie.
It's not a travel book at all.
**[00:32] Tsurukou**
It's fine that it's a big lie.
**[00:35] Tsurukou**
Don't you know the classic
tale of *Gulliver's Travels*?
**[00:36] Sign**
Gulliver's Travels
**[00:36] Sign**
Gulliver's Travels
**[00:37] Meisaku**
Hm? Of course I do.
**[00:39] Sign**
Gulliver's
Travels
**[00:39] Meisaku**
The protagonist, Gulliver,
writes about his travels
**[00:41] Meisaku**
to the lands of giants
and little people, right?
**[00:43] Tsurukou**
Close, but not quite.
**[00:45] Tsurukou**
More precisely,
**[00:46] Tsurukou**
the protagonist, Gulliver,
writes about his travels
**[00:46] Sign**
Gulliver's
Travels
**[00:48] Tsurukou**
to the lands of giants
and little people...
**[00:50] Tsurukou**
as if he was a real person.
**[00:50] Sign**
As if
**[00:50] Sign**
As if
**[00:52] Meisaku**
Yeah, true. *Gulliver's
Travels* is a fictional story.
**[00:57] Tsurukou**
When I learned about this trick,
here's what I thought:
**[01:00] Tsurukou**
"So anything goes, huh?"
**[01:01] Meisaku**
Well, I wouldn't say *anything*...
**[01:03] Tsurukou**
So I'll now read aloud from
this fake travel book I wrote
**[01:05] Tsurukou**
without setting foot outside my house.
**[01:07] Tsurukou**
Please listen!
**[01:08] Meisaku**
Uh, make it nice and short then, okay?
**[01:11] Sign**
fad(1,1000)\an7\bord0\shad0\fscx92\blur0.4\fs12\c&H060907&\pos(120,33.334)}One day in February
I sailed out in search of adventure.
You don't need a reason to be on an
adventure.
All you need to know is that it is
out there, waiting for you.*
**[01:11] Sign**
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**[01:12] Tsurukou**
* One day in February, I sailed*
* out in search of adventure.*
**[01:15] Tsurukou**
* You don't need a reason*
* to be on an adventure.*
**[01:17] Tsurukou**
* All you need to know is that*
* it is out there, waiting for you.*
**[01:20] Meisaku**
Pretentious coming from someone
who didn't even leave the house.
**[01:23] Tsurukou**
*As per usual, I give my crew a pep talk.*
**[01:24] Sign**
As per usual, I give
my crew a pep talk
**[01:27] Tsurukou**
Okay, lads! Put your backs into it!
**[01:30] Swe/Bol/Nok**
Aye aye, sir!
**[01:31] Meisaku**
Oh, Bolt and the others are in it, too.
**[01:33] Tsurukou**
Roll call time, lads!
**[01:35] Nokio**
My name's Nokio. I'm this ship's cook.
**[01:38] Nokio**
My specialty's seasoned rice,
and my favorite food's seasoned rice!
**[01:42] Meisaku**
You suck as a cook.
**[01:43] Bolt**
My name's Bolt. I'm in
charge of powering this ship.
**[01:46] Bolt**
Which means I swim behind
the boat and push it!
**[01:49] Meisaku**
Sounds like hard work.
**[01:50] Sweets**
My name's Sweets. I'm a stowaway on this ship!
**[01:54] Meisaku**
Then he's not part of the crew.
**[01:55] Nokio**
My name's Nokio.
**[01:57] Nokio**
And now for roll call round two!
**[01:59] Meisaku**
One round's enough.
**[02:01] Tsurukou**
Listen up, lads! Our first
destination is the Land of Giants.
**[02:03] Sign**
The Land of Giants
**[02:03] Sign**
The Land of Giants
**[02:05] Meisaku**
Oh, that shows up in *Gulliver's Travels*, too.
**[02:07] Sweets**
Is everything giant in the Land of Giants?
**[02:10] Tsurukou**
That's right!
**[02:10] Tsurukou**
They sell 2kg apple pies,
**[02:10] Sign**
Apple Pies That Weigh 2kg
**[02:10] Sign**
Apple Pies That Weigh 2kg
**[02:12] Tsurukou**
and blocks of meat so huge,
a whole family can't finish 'em.
**[02:12] Sign**
Blocks of Meat a Family Can't Finish
**[02:12] Sign**
Blocks of Meat a Family Can't Finish
**[02:15] Meisaku**
Sounds more like a wholesale store.
**[02:16] Tsurukou**
Blocks of meat, here we come!
**[02:19] Swe/Bol/Nok**
Aye aye, sir!
**[02:21] Sign**
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**[02:21] Sign**
One day in February
We finally made landfall
in the Land of Giants.
**[02:22] Tsurukou**
* One day in February, we finally*
* made landfall in the Land of Giants.*
**[02:26] Nokio**
So this is the Land of Giants, huh?
**[02:29] Sweets**
Hey, look. There's a giant...
**[02:31] Sweets**
pygmy marmoset!
**[02:31] Sign**
Pygmy Marmoset
**[02:31] Sign**
Pygmy Marmoset
**[02:33] Meisaku**
A pygmy marmoset? What's that?
**[02:36] Bolt**
It's well over 30cm.
**[02:37] Bolt**
Even the wild animals are
huge in the Land of Giants.
**[02:40] Meisaku**
But I don't know how big regular ones are.
**[02:42] Nokio**
Look, there's a Barbados
threadsnake that's about 40cm!
**[02:44] Sign**
Barbados Threadsnake
**[02:44] Sign**
Barbados Threadsnake
**[02:45] Bolt**
That tropical screech owl over
there is roughly 50cm tall!
**[02:47] Sign**
Tropical Screech Owl
**[02:47] Sign**
Tropical Screech Owl
**[02:48] Meisaku**
But what are their *regular* sizes?!
**[02:51] Sweets**
It's so amazing, Captain!
**[02:52] Tsurukou**
Regardless of their sizes,
there are a lot of rare animals here.
**[02:55] Meisaku**
I'm more curious about that, too.
**[02:57] Musubi**
I'm from this island,
so they're not rare to me.
**[03:00] Musubi**
But we do have a different
ecosystem from other islands.
**[03:03] Tsurukou**
Is that so, Mr. Guide?
**[03:04] Meisaku**
So ginormous! Why aren't you all surprised?!
**[03:08] Sign**
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**[03:08] Sign**
One day in February
We arrived in Lilliput,
where everything was tiny.
**[03:09] Tsurukou**
* One day in February, we arrived in*
* Lilliput, where everything was tiny.*
**[03:14] Meisaku**
The same thing happened
in *Gulliver's Travels*.
**[03:15] Sign (Red)**
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**[03:15] Sign (Red)**
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**[03:15] Sign (Red)**
Charcoal BBQ
**[03:15] Sign (Yellow)**
Ushigama-ya
**[03:16] Bolt**
Everything in this country is small.
**[03:18] Nokio**
But how small are they, Captain?
**[03:20] Sign**
Humans
**[03:20] Sign**
Humans
**[03:20] Tsurukou**
The people here are
about a tenth of our size.
**[03:23] Tsurukou**
The cars are about a fifth.
**[03:23] Sign**
Cars
**[03:23] Sign**
Cars
**[03:24] Tsurukou**
Most of the buildings are
a quarter of the size, but...
**[03:24] Sign**
Buildings
**[03:24] Sign**
Buildings
**[03:26] Tsurukou**
the BBQ restaurants are nearer two-thirds.
**[03:26] Sign**
BBQ Restaurants
**[03:26] Sign**
BBQ Restaurants
**[03:26] Sign (Red)**
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**[03:26] Sign (Red)**
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**[03:26] Sign (Red)**
Charcoal BBQ
**[03:26] Sign (Yellow)**
Ushigama-ya
**[03:28] Sign (Red)**
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**[03:28] Sign (Red)**
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**[03:28] Sign (Red)**
Charcoal BBQ
**[03:28] Sign (Yellow)**
Ushigama-ya
**[03:28] Meisaku**
The balance of the sizes is all off.
**[03:30] Sign**
Hoodies
**[03:30] Sign**
Hoodies
**[03:30] Tsurukou**
Oh, and the hoodies are about
one ninth the size of ours,
**[03:33] Tsurukou**
so hoodies look even
bigger on people here!
**[03:33] Sign (Red)**
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**[03:33] Sign (Red)**
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**[03:33] Sign (Red)**
Charcoal BBQ
**[03:33] Sign (Yellow)**
Ushigama-ya
**[03:36] Sweets**
Wearing oversized hoodies
is totally in, huh?
**[03:38] Meisaku**
Like I care.
**[03:40] Sign**
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**[03:40] Sign**
One day in February
Would you believe it?
We arrived at the Flying Island.
**[03:41] Tsurukou**
* One day in February, would you believe*
* it? We arrived at the Flying Island.*
**[03:46] Meisaku**
A flying island shows up
in *Gulliver's Travels*, too.
**[03:49] Nokio**
Here we are on the Flying Island!
**[03:52] Sweets**
You mean the island itself is flying?
**[03:54] Tsurukou**
Exactly!
**[03:55] Tsurukou**
It floats about 25cm above the surface.
**[03:57] Meisaku**
I wouldn't call that "flying"!
**[04:00] Sign**
Tsurukou's Travels
**[04:01] Tsurukou**
So what did you think of *Tsurukou's Travels*?
**[04:04] Meisaku**
Well, it was interesting,
**[04:05] Meisaku**
but maybe you should write about *facts*
if you want to call it a travel book?
**[04:09] Tsurukou**
Huh?
**[04:10] Tsurukou**
But if I have to write about
stuff that *actually* happened,
**[04:12] Tsurukou**
all I have is that time I went to that kingdom
at the bottom of the sea to dig up treasure.
**[04:16] Meisaku**
I want to read that!
**[04:19] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun