E226 - Can You Name Your Classmates?

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sweets
    'Sup!
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    Don't look at your
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    School
    Maxim:
    Be a
    Classic
[00:07] Meisaku
    Oh, good morning, Sweets.
[00:08] Sweets
    Blue Boy!
[00:09] Sweets
    Nose Guy!
[00:10] Sweets
    Crane Kid!
[00:11] Sweets
    Good morning!
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    Don't look at your
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    School
    Maxim:
    Be a
    Classic
[00:12] Meisaku
    "Blue Boy"?
[00:13] Nokio
    "Nose Guy"?
[00:14] Tsurukou
    "Crane Kid"?
[00:15] Mei/Nok/Tsu
    Who are they?
[00:16] Sweets
    Peachy peach!
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    Don't look at your
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    School
    Maxim:
    Be a
    Classic
[00:17] Sweets
    How silly of you to forget your own names.
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    Episode 226
    Can You Name Your Classmates?
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    Don't look at your
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[00:20] Meisaku
    You're the one who got our names wrong!
[00:22] Sweets
    Wait, what? I did?
[00:23] Tsurukou
    Was Sweets-paisen always this brain-dead?
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    School
    Maxim:
    Be a
    Classic
[00:25] Nokio
    Even for him, this is weird.
[00:27] Meisaku
    Did something happen?
[00:28] Sweets
    Well, you see, I made lots
    of friends in my committee,
[00:31] Sweets
    but memorizing new names made me
    forget the names of people I already knew.
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    Don't look at your
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    School
    Maxim:
    Be a
    Classic
[00:36] Tsurukou
    Putting new things in your
     head deletes old things?
[00:38] Meisaku
    How odd.
[00:39] Nokio
    You're not saving data to a disk.
[00:40] Sweets
    Can you help me remember
    the names of my old friends?
[00:45] Tsurukou
    Well, if we must, we must.
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    Don't look at your
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    School
    Maxim:
    Be a
    Classic
[00:46] Sweets
    Thanks, Half-Peeled Potato Kid!
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    School
    Maxim:
    Be a
    Classic
[00:48] Tsurukou
    That's not my name!
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    Classmates
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    Quiz
[00:51] Tsurukou
    Okay, you ready? Who's this?
[00:53] Sign
    Q. Who is this?
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    Super Ripped Muscleman
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    Super Ripped Muscleman
[00:54] Sweets
    Super Ripped Muscleman.
[00:55] Meisaku
    Where are you seeing muscle?
[00:57] Nokio
    He's so skinny.
[00:58] Tsurukou
    All right, who's this?
[00:58] Sign
    Q. Who is this?
[00:59] Sweets
    Viper Serpent Cobra Man.
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    Viper Serpent Cobra Man
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    Viper Serpent Cobra Man
[01:00] Meisaku
    That's not a snake.
[01:02] Nokio
    That's a crab.
[01:03] Sign
    Q. Who is this?
[01:03] Tsurukou
    How about this guy?
[01:03] Sign
    Mochimichi Mokoyama
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    Mochimichi Mokoyama
[01:03] Sweets
    Mochimichi Mokoyama.
[01:05] Meisaku
    No, he's...
[01:05] Meisaku
    Wait, who is he?
[01:07] Nokio
    He made a brief appearance in episode 49.
[01:09] Meisaku
    I don't remember him at all.
[01:11] Sweets
    I can't take it anymore!
    My brain's about to explode!
[01:13] Sweets
    Isn't there a better way to do this?
[01:15] Meisaku
    You'll just have to keep at it.
[01:17] Sweets
    Please, Tsukuemon. Don't you have
    a gadget that can help me out?
[01:21] Meisaku
    I'm not "Tsukuemon" and I don't pull
    out gadgets when you're in trouble!
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    Don't look at your
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[01:25] Sweets
    Oh, you aren't?
[01:26] Nokio
    Meisaku recounts a classic tale similar
    to your situation when you're in trouble.
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    Don't look at your
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[01:29] Meisaku
    Oh, so that's how you see me?
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    Don't look at your
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    Don't look at your
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[01:31] Sweets
    Then, give me a classic tale!
[01:33] Meisaku
    There's no classic tale that'd
    fit this so conveniently...
[01:35] Meisaku
    Wait.
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    Don't look at your
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[01:36] Tsurukou
    There is?
[01:37] Meisaku
    Well, there are songs like the "ABC Song"
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    ABC Song
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    ABC Song
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    Don't look at your
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    Sleep is the
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    mother of health
[01:39] Meisaku
    and the "Multiplication Table Song"
     that help you memorize things.
[01:39] Sign
    Multiplication Table Song
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    Multiplication Table Song
[01:41] Meisaku
    Everyone uses them, so you
    could call them hidden classics.
[01:44] Sweets
    That's it!
[01:47] Sweets
    So yeah, this and that happened...
[01:49] Tsurukou
    But what exactly?
[01:50] Sweets
    My memory aid song is complete!
[01:52] Sweets
    It's called: "Can You Name Your Classmates?"
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    Can You Name Your Classmates?
[01:53] Sign
    Can You Name Your Classmates?
[01:55] Sweets
    Music, go!
[01:57] Sweets
    Yo, check it out.
[01:59] Meisaku
    Oh, it's a rap, huh?
[02:01] Sweets/Sign
    I'm usin' a rap to remember my classmates
    A bunch o' characters are gonna meet their fates
[02:06] Meisaku
    It's actually good!
[02:06] Sweets/Sign
    The detective's up first, Hosuke Shadaichi
    His deductions are awful. Pathetic, ain't he?
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    Hosuke Shadaichi
[02:10] Nokio
    It's true.
[02:11] Sweets/Sign
    Seriously, Three Inch Boy, you are tiny 
    But you poke 'em with a toothpick and it's absolute victory
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[02:11] Sign (Top)
    Three Inch Boy
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    Three Inch Boy
[02:15] Tsurukou
    He's got a toothpick.
[02:16] Sweets/Sign
    Yo, Three Inch Boy, you're a violent shorty
    Stabbing someone is ever so naughty
[02:20] Meisaku
    Don't go copying him!
[02:21] Sweets/Sign
    Next up's skin and bones, Gaunt Gulliver
    Hopefully one day you'll be more than a sliver
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    Gaunt Gulliver
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    Gaunt Gulliver
[02:25] Meisaku
    He hopes so.
[02:26] Sweets/Sign
    Yo, this dawg's name's Gaunt Gulliver, fam
    And totally not "Super Ripped Muscleman"
[02:30] Nokio
    You remember that name.
[02:31] Sweets/Sign
    Here's fashion trendsetter, Little White Riding Hood
    As sweet threads go, a hood's real good
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[02:31] Sign (Top)
    Little White Riding Hood
[02:32] Sign (Top)
    Little White Riding Hood
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    LITTLE WHITE
    RIDING HOOD
[02:35] Tsurukou
    But it's got blood on it.
[02:36] Sweets/Sign
    Little White Riding Hood's got blood on her hood
    Made a dishrag of her rival and beat her up good
[02:40] Meisaku
    That's going too far.
[02:41] Sweets/Sign
    Gold Boy loves gold, of that there is no doubt
    Let's open up your cash box and check your savings out
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    Gold Boy
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    Gold Boy
[02:45] Tsurukou
    Don't open people's cash boxes!
[02:46] Sweets/Sign
    Gold Boy opens his cash box so I can have a look-see
    I take the contents out and give him some money
[02:50] Tsurukou
    You gave him his own money.
[02:51] Sign (Top Right)
    Which one 
    is the real 
    school lunch?
[02:51] Sweets/Sign
    Next, here's the quiz-mad sparrow, Cut-Tongue
    When it comes to likin' quizzes, he's number one
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    Cut-Tongue
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    Cut-Tongue
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[02:53] Sign (Top Right)
    What differences 
    can you spot between 
    these 2 pictures?
[02:55] Meisaku
    He really does love quizzes.
[02:56] Sweets/Sign
    He'd stake his life on a quiz, that's Cut-Tongue
    He lost in a competition then cut out his tongue
[02:59] Tsurukou
    That's way too extreme!
[03:01] Sweets/Sign
    Lost Property Fairy goes pickin' up lost property
    'Cause of her job, people think she's annoyin', like properly
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    Lost Property Fairy
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    Lost Property Fairy
[03:05] Nokio
    That's not a nice thing to say.
[03:06] Sweets/Sign
    Lost Property Fairy picks it all up, even things that are scummy
    A mushroom she picked up once gave her an upset tummy
[03:10] Tsurukou
    Well, what were you expecting?
[03:11] Sweets/Sign
    Dasaku Metsuda loves those trash story vibes
    When he sees a classic tale, he breaks out in hives
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    Dasaku Metsuda
[03:15] Meisaku
    Why's that?
[03:15] Sweets/Sign
    Dasaku Metsuda's a real trash connoisseur 
    Trash makes him happy and smiley, and he's into it, yessir!
[03:20] Meisaku
    Seriously, how much does
     he love trash stories?
[03:24] Sweets
    Yeah! Brrrap brrrap brrrap!
[03:26] Meisaku
    Don't "brrrap brrrap" us!
[03:27] Tsurukou
    Well, I guess it has helped you 
    remember your friends' names.
[03:30] Sweets
    That's right!
[03:31] Sweets
    Now that I remember everyone's names,
    I love this school even more than before!
[03:35] Sweets
    Yup...
[03:36] Sweets
    Toothbrush Elementary rules!
[03:37] Mei/Nok/Tsu
    That's not its name!
[03:39] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun