# E226 - Can You Name Your Classmates?
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Sweets**
'Sup!
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Don't look at your
cell constantly
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School
Maxim:
Be a
Classic
**[00:07] Meisaku**
Oh, good morning, Sweets.
**[00:08] Sweets**
Blue Boy!
**[00:09] Sweets**
Nose Guy!
**[00:10] Sweets**
Crane Kid!
**[00:11] Sweets**
Good morning!
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Don't look at your
cell constantly
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School
Maxim:
Be a
Classic
**[00:12] Meisaku**
"Blue Boy"?
**[00:13] Nokio**
"Nose Guy"?
**[00:14] Tsurukou**
"Crane Kid"?
**[00:15] Mei/Nok/Tsu**
Who are they?
**[00:16] Sweets**
Peachy peach!
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Don't look at your
cell constantly
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School
Maxim:
Be a
Classic
**[00:17] Sweets**
How silly of you to forget your own names.
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Episode 226
Can You Name Your Classmates?
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Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[00:20] Meisaku**
*You're* the one who got our names wrong!
**[00:22] Sweets**
Wait, what? I did?
**[00:23] Tsurukou**
Was Sweets-paisen always this brain-dead?
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School
Maxim:
Be a
Classic
**[00:25] Nokio**
Even for him, this is weird.
**[00:27] Meisaku**
Did something happen?
**[00:28] Sweets**
Well, you see, I made lots
of friends in my committee,
**[00:31] Sweets**
but memorizing new names made me
forget the names of people I already knew.
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**[00:36] Sign (Left)**
Don't look at your
cell constantly
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School
Maxim:
Be a
Classic
**[00:36] Tsurukou**
Putting new things in your
head deletes old things?
**[00:38] Meisaku**
How odd.
**[00:39] Nokio**
You're not saving data to a disk.
**[00:40] Sweets**
Can you help me remember
the names of my old friends?
**[00:45] Tsurukou**
Well, if we must, we must.
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Don't look at your
cell constantly
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School
Maxim:
Be a
Classic
**[00:46] Sweets**
Thanks, Half-Peeled Potato Kid!
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Don't look at your
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School
Maxim:
Be a
Classic
**[00:48] Tsurukou**
That's *not* my name!
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Classmates
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Quiz
**[00:51] Tsurukou**
Okay, you ready? Who's this?
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Q. Who is this?
**[00:54] Sign**
Super Ripped Muscleman
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Super Ripped Muscleman
**[00:54] Sweets**
Super Ripped Muscleman.
**[00:55] Meisaku**
Where are you seeing muscle?
**[00:57] Nokio**
He's so skinny.
**[00:58] Tsurukou**
All right, who's this?
**[00:58] Sign**
Q. Who is this?
**[00:59] Sweets**
Viper Serpent Cobra Man.
**[00:59] Sign**
Viper Serpent Cobra Man
**[00:59] Sign**
Viper Serpent Cobra Man
**[01:00] Meisaku**
That's *not* a snake.
**[01:02] Nokio**
That's a crab.
**[01:03] Sign**
Q. Who is this?
**[01:03] Tsurukou**
How about this guy?
**[01:03] Sign**
Mochimichi Mokoyama
**[01:03] Sign**
Mochimichi Mokoyama
**[01:03] Sweets**
Mochimichi Mokoyama.
**[01:05] Meisaku**
No, he's...
**[01:05] Meisaku**
Wait, who is he?
**[01:07] Nokio**
He made a brief appearance in episode 49.
**[01:09] Meisaku**
I don't remember him at all.
**[01:11] Sweets**
I can't take it anymore!
My brain's about to explode!
**[01:13] Sweets**
Isn't there a better way to do this?
**[01:15] Meisaku**
You'll just have to keep at it.
**[01:17] Sweets**
Please, Tsukuemon. Don't you have
a gadget that can help me out?
**[01:21] Meisaku**
I'm not "Tsukuemon" and I don't pull
out gadgets when you're in trouble!
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**[01:21] Sign (Left)**
Don't look at your
cell constantly
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Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[01:25] Sweets**
Oh, you aren't?
**[01:26] Nokio**
Meisaku recounts a classic tale similar
to your situation when you're in trouble.
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Don't look at your
cell constantly
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Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[01:29] Meisaku**
Oh, so that's how you see me?
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Don't look at your
cell constantly
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Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[01:31] Sweets**
Then, give me a classic tale!
**[01:33] Meisaku**
There's no classic tale that'd
fit this so conveniently...
**[01:35] Meisaku**
Wait.
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Don't look at your
cell constantly
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Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[01:36] Tsurukou**
There is?
**[01:37] Meisaku**
Well, there are songs like the "ABC Song"
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ABC Song
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ABC Song
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Don't look at your
cell constantly
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Don't look at your
cell constantly
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Sleep is the
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mother of health
**[01:39] Meisaku**
and the "Multiplication Table Song"
that help you memorize things.
**[01:39] Sign**
Multiplication Table Song
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Multiplication Table Song
**[01:41] Meisaku**
Everyone uses them, so you
could call them hidden classics.
**[01:44] Sweets**
That's it!
**[01:47] Sweets**
So yeah, this and that happened...
**[01:49] Tsurukou**
But what exactly?
**[01:50] Sweets**
My memory aid song is complete!
**[01:52] Sweets**
It's called: "Can You Name Your Classmates?"
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Can You Name Your Classmates?
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Can You Name Your Classmates?
**[01:55] Sweets**
Music, go!
**[01:57] Sweets**
Yo, check it out.
**[01:59] Meisaku**
Oh, it's a rap, huh?
**[02:01] Sweets/Sign**
I'm usin' a rap to remember my classmates
A bunch o' characters are gonna meet their fates
**[02:06] Meisaku**
It's actually good!
**[02:06] Sweets/Sign**
The detective's up first, Hosuke Shadaichi
His deductions are awful. Pathetic, ain't he?
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Hosuke Shadaichi
**[02:10] Nokio**
It's true.
**[02:11] Sweets/Sign**
Seriously, Three Inch Boy, you are tiny
But you poke 'em with a toothpick and it's absolute victory
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Three Inch Boy
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Three Inch Boy
**[02:15] Tsurukou**
He's got a toothpick.
**[02:16] Sweets/Sign**
Yo, Three Inch Boy, you're a violent shorty
Stabbing someone is ever so naughty
**[02:20] Meisaku**
Don't go copying him!
**[02:21] Sweets/Sign**
Next up's skin and bones, Gaunt Gulliver
Hopefully one day you'll be more than a sliver
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Gaunt Gulliver
**[02:22] Sign (Top)**
Gaunt Gulliver
**[02:25] Meisaku**
He hopes so.
**[02:26] Sweets/Sign**
Yo, this dawg's name's Gaunt Gulliver, fam
And totally not "Super Ripped Muscleman"
**[02:30] Nokio**
You remember *that* name.
**[02:31] Sweets/Sign**
Here's fashion trendsetter, Little White Riding Hood
As sweet threads go, a hood's real good
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Little White Riding Hood
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Little White Riding Hood
**[02:34] Sign (Top)**
LITTLE WHITE
RIDING HOOD
**[02:35] Tsurukou**
But it's got blood on it.
**[02:36] Sweets/Sign**
Little White Riding Hood's got blood on her hood
Made a dishrag of her rival and beat her up good
**[02:40] Meisaku**
That's going too far.
**[02:41] Sweets/Sign**
Gold Boy loves gold, of that there is no doubt
Let's open up your cash box and check your savings out
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Gold Boy
**[02:42] Sign (Top)**
Gold Boy
**[02:45] Tsurukou**
Don't open people's cash boxes!
**[02:46] Sweets/Sign**
Gold Boy opens his cash box so I can have a look-see
I take the contents out and give him some money
**[02:50] Tsurukou**
You gave him his own money.
**[02:51] Sign (Top Right)**
Which one
is the real
school lunch?
**[02:51] Sweets/Sign**
Next, here's the quiz-mad sparrow, Cut-Tongue
When it comes to likin' quizzes, he's number one
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Cut-Tongue
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Cut-Tongue
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What differences
can you spot between
these 2 pictures?
**[02:55] Meisaku**
He really does love quizzes.
**[02:56] Sweets/Sign**
He'd stake his life on a quiz, that's Cut-Tongue
He lost in a competition then cut out his tongue
**[02:59] Tsurukou**
That's way too extreme!
**[03:01] Sweets/Sign**
Lost Property Fairy goes pickin' up lost property
'Cause of her job, people think she's annoyin', like properly
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Lost Property Fairy
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Lost Property Fairy
**[03:05] Nokio**
That's not a nice thing to say.
**[03:06] Sweets/Sign**
Lost Property Fairy picks it all up, even things that are scummy
A mushroom she picked up once gave her an upset tummy
**[03:10] Tsurukou**
Well, what were you expecting?
**[03:11] Sweets/Sign**
Dasaku Metsuda loves those trash story vibes
When he sees a classic tale, he breaks out in hives
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Dasaku Metsuda
**[03:15] Meisaku**
Why's that?
**[03:15] Sweets/Sign**
Dasaku Metsuda's a real trash connoisseur
Trash makes him happy and smiley, and he's into it, yessir!
**[03:20] Meisaku**
Seriously, how much does
he love trash stories?
**[03:24] Sweets**
Yeah! Brrrap brrrap brrrap!
**[03:26] Meisaku**
Don't "brrrap brrrap" us!
**[03:27] Tsurukou**
Well, I guess it *has* helped you
remember your friends' names.
**[03:30] Sweets**
That's right!
**[03:31] Sweets**
Now that I remember everyone's names,
I love this school even more than before!
**[03:35] Sweets**
Yup...
**[03:36] Sweets**
Toothbrush Elementary rules!
**[03:37] Mei/Nok/Tsu**
That's *not* its name!
**[03:39] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun