E212 - Utashima Taro

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign
    Episode 212
    Utashima Taro
[00:06] Bolt
    Sigh.
[00:07] Tsurukou
    Bolt-paisen looks really down.
[00:10] Meisaku
    What's the matter?
[00:10] Bolt
    My terrible singing is getting me down.
[00:13] Sweets
    Sing something for us.
[00:14] Bolt
    Okay, but...
[00:15] Bolt
    Don't laugh.
[00:16] Tsurukou
    Are you that bad?
[00:18] Sign
    Urashima Taro
[00:22] Bolt
    Once upon a time, Urashima was
[00:26] Bolt
    Escorted off by a turtle he rescued
[00:31] Meisaku
    That was it?
[00:32] Meisaku
    You sang that line to the melody
     for the last line of the song.
[00:36] Tsurukou
    Is that what you meant
    by "terrible singing"?
[00:37] Bolt
    I've tried singing it lots of times,
    but it always ends there!
[00:40] Meisaku
    The song actually tells the tale of
    Urashima Taro, and there are five verses.
[00:44] Bolt
    Somebody teach me the correct lyrics!
[00:47] Utashima
    I'll teach you.
[00:48] Meisaku
    Wh-Who are you?
[00:50] Utashima
    Who am I? I am…
[00:52] Utashima
    ♫ I'm Utashima Taro, a music BooTuber ♫
[00:59] Meisaku
    Wow, you're good at the keyboard.
[01:01] Sweets
    He's a BooTuber who does videos on music.
[01:03] Utashima
    That's right!
[01:04] Meisaku
    Not everything needs accompaniment.
[01:06] Utashima
    All right, give this a listen.
[01:08] Utashima
    "Urashima Taro."
[01:09] Bolt
    Please, thank you!
[01:10] Sign
    Urashima Taro
[01:14] Utashima
     Once upon a time, Urashima was
[01:18] Utashima
     Invited by a turtle he rescued
[01:22] Meisaku
    Right.
[01:22] Utashima
     To go to the Dragon Palace
[01:22] Meisaku
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[01:22] Meisaku
    Dragon Palace
[01:26] Meisaku
    He went 
    by bus?
[01:26] Utashima
    blur0.34\shad0\b1\bord2.5\fs24\fscx90\pos(320,290)\2c&HFFFFFF&\c&H7914DF&\k7} It was a run-down old place, not even worth locking up*
[01:30] Bolt
    A run-down
     old place?!
[01:31] Utashima
     Princess Otohime went missing
[01:34] Sweets
    She went 
    missing?!
[01:35] Utashima
     And the sea bream and the flounder went home
[01:38] Tsurukou
    They didn't
    entertain him?
[01:39] Utashima
     It was boring and there was nothing to do
[01:43] Utashima
     He wanted to go home, but the bus never came
[01:46] Meisaku
    Fewer buses 
    in the 
    countryside.
[01:47] Utashima
     He realized he'd been deceived
[01:51] Utashima
     He didn't even listen to the turtle till the end
[01:55] Tsurukou
    So he's leaving?
[01:55] Utashima
     What bothered him most on the way home was
[02:00] Utashima
     The Pandora's box he got as a souvenir
[02:03] Sweets
    It's so big, 
    it's a hassle!
[02:04] Utashima
     He returned home to an unfamiliar sight
[02:08] Utashima
     His house and village were long gone
[02:11] Meisaku
    I guess time
    had passed.
[02:12] Utashima
     Because he'd walked in the wrong direction
[02:15] Bolt
    So it was
     his fault!
[02:16] Utashima
     There was no bus until the next morning
[02:19] Tsurukou
    Just call a 
    cab, then!
[02:20] Utashima
     He felt helpless and opened the box
[02:24] Meisaku
    Right.
[02:24] Utashima
     But open it up and you shall regret it
[02:28] Meisaku
    Right, right.
[02:28] Utashima
     What he found inside the box was
[02:32] Meisaku
    What?
[02:32] Utashima
     An old man crammed in tight
[02:36] Bolt
    An old man
     was in there!
[02:37] Sweets
    Scary!
[02:39] Meisaku
    What the heck was that song?!
    The lyrics were all wrong!
[02:42] Bolt
    Is that really how the song goes?
[02:44] Utashima
    Don't worry, there's more.
[02:46] Sweets
    There is?
[02:47] Tsurukou
    Let's hear it, then.
[02:48] Utashima
    All right, give this a listen.
[02:50] Utashima
    "Urashima Taro."
[02:51] Bolt
    Please, thank you!
[02:56] Utashima
    The old man was a miscreant
[03:00] Sweets
    A miscreant?
[03:00] Utashima
    He moved into Urashima's place
[03:04] Meisaku
    Kick him out.
[03:04] Utashima
    And fraudulently used Urashima's credit card
[03:08] Tsurukou
    Don't do that!
[03:08] Utashima
    On top of that, he leaked Urashima's address
[03:12] Bolt
    He's the worst!
[03:13] Utashima
    It was too much to bear, and Urashima had to move
[03:16] Meisaku
    Good for him.
[03:17] Utashima
    But the old man found his new address right away
[03:20] Sweets
    But how?
[03:21] Utashima
    He locked all of Urashima's social media accounts
[03:24] Tsuruko
    But why?!
[03:25] Utashima
    And posted Urashima's phone number online
[03:29] Meisaku
    Why'd he
     do that?
[03:31] Meisaku
    Stop! Stop! It's all messed up!
[03:33] Bolt
    It was just an unfortunate song.
[03:35] Utashima
    Well...
[03:36] Utashima
    In truth,
[03:37] Utashima
    that all happened to me.
[03:38] Meisaku
    In that case, you have my sympathy.
[03:41] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun