E206 - Playing Little Red Riding Hood

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Sweets
    We're here!
[00:07] Nokio
    Huh? Where's Meisaku?
[00:07] Sign
    Episode 206
    Playing Little Red Riding Hood
[00:08] Mei
    Went out!
[00:10] Musubi
    Aw, what? He's not here?
[00:11] Bolt
    You're on your own, Mei?
[00:12] Mei
    I stay home.
[00:14] Nokio
    Wanna play with us till
    Meisaku gets back, then?
[00:16] Mei
    Play!
[00:17] Sweets
    What do you wanna play?
[00:19] Mei
    Play pretend!
[00:20] Nokio
    Play pretend, huh?
[00:22] Musubi
    Sounds age-appropriate enough.
    What do you wanna pretend to be?
[00:25] Sign
    Little Red Riding Hood
[00:25] Mei
    Little Red Riding Hood!
[00:26] Bolt
    Little Red Riding Hood, huh?
[00:28] Sweets
    How does that story go again?
[00:29] Musubi
    I only remember the basic plotline.
[00:32] Bolt
    Let's see here...
[00:33] Sign
    Once upon a time, there was a little
    girl called Little Red Riding Hood
[00:33] ---
    "Once upon a time, there was a little
     girl called Little Red Riding Hood."
[00:36] Bolt
    "One day, she took a 'get well soon' gift to her
     grandma, who lived deep in the woods."
[00:36] Sign
    One day, she took a 'get well soon' gift to
     her grandma, who lived deep in the woods
[00:40] Bolt
    ...it says.
[00:40] Sweets
    We need lots of trees to represent being
    deep in the woods. Should we go buy some?
[00:44] Musubi
    We can just pretend they're here.
[00:46] Mei
    Warp!
[00:48] Bolt
    We got teleported into actual woods!
[00:50] Nokio
    This is kinda full-on for play pretend, isn't it?
[00:52] Mei
    Wolf!
[00:54] Musubi
    A real wolf?!
[00:55] Sweets
    Scary!
[00:56] Mei
    Play pretend!
[00:58] Bolt
    I think this has gone way
    beyond play pretend.
[01:02] Bolt
    "One day, she took a 'get well soon' gift to her
     grandma, who lived deep in the woods."
[01:02] Sign
    One day, she took a 'get well soon' gift to 
    her grandma, who lived deep in the woods
[01:05] Mei
    "Get well soon" gift?
[01:06] Bolt
    A present to make her
     sick grandma feel better.
[01:09] ---
    What would you take her, Mei?
[01:10] Mei
    Running shoes!
[01:10] Sign
    Running Shoes
[01:10] Sign
    Running Shoes
[01:11] Sweets
    Don't make Grandma run.
[01:13] Mei
    Basketball shoes!
[01:13] Sign
    Basketball Shoes
[01:13] Sign
    Basketball Shoes
[01:14] Nokio
    Basketball's out, too.
    She's an old woman, you know.
[01:16] Mei
    Roller skates.
[01:16] Sign
    Roller Skates
[01:16] Sign
    Roller Skates
[01:18] Bolt
    Way too dangerous!
[01:19] Mei
    Tangerine.
[01:19] Sign
    Tangerine
[01:19] Sign
    Tangerine
[01:20] Musubi
    Wait, that last one isn't shoes?!
[01:24] Bolt
    "The wolf went on ahead and
     got to Grandma's house first,
[01:24] Sign
    The wolf went ahead and 
    got to Grandma's house first
[01:27] Bolt
    then gobbled her up."
[01:27] Sign
    then gobbled her up
[01:29] Musubi
    You're gonna let him eat me for real?
[01:32] Sweets
    He says he doesn't want to.
[01:33] Nokio
    If he doesn't, we're in trouble.
[01:35] Musubi
    If he does, I'm in trouble!
[01:36] Sweets
    Why doesn't he want to?
[01:38] Mei
    Salt!
[01:38] Sign
    Salt
[01:38] Sign
    Salt
[01:39] Musubi
    Don't sprinkle salt on me!
[01:40] Sign
    Sesame Oil
[01:40] Sign
    Sesame Oil
[01:40] Mei
    Sesame oil.
[01:42] Musubi
    Don't season rice balls so weirdly!
[01:45] Nokio
    Oh, he took a bite.
[01:46] Musubi
    D-Don't eat all of me.
[01:48] Sweets
    But eating a little bit of you is fine?
[01:51] Bolt
    "When Little Red Riding Hood arrived, she
    noticed that her grandma looked different."
[01:51] Sign
    When Little Red 
    Riding Hood arrived
[01:52] Sign
    she noticed that her 
    grandma looked different
[01:54] Sign
    On seeing her odd-looking grandma, 
    Little Red Riding Hood said:
[01:54] Bolt
    "On seeing her odd-looking grandma,
    Little Red Riding Hood said:"
[01:57] Mei
    'Sup!
[01:58] Nokio
    So casual.
[01:59] Bolt
    "Little Red Riding Hood said:
    'What big ears you have!'"
[01:59] Sign
    Little Red Riding Hood said: 
    "What big ears you have!"
[02:02] Mei
    How come?
[02:03] Bolt
    "The wolf replied:"
[02:05] Wolf
    I lift weights with them.
[02:07] Bolt
    No, that's not right. Though, wait...
[02:09] Swe/Nok/Bol
    You can talk?!
[02:10] Bolt
    You still got the line totally wrong!
[02:12] Wolf
    My ears aren't big. I just have a small face.
[02:14] Bolt
    Wrong.
[02:15] Wolf
    They get bigger in the summer.
[02:17] Bolt
    Wrong!
[02:17] ---
    "The wolf replied: 'All the better to hear you
    with, my dear. And Little Red Riding Hood said:"
[02:17] Sign
    The wolf replied: "All the better 
    to hear you with, my dear."
[02:20] Sign
    And Little Red Riding Hood said:
[02:21] Mei
    Why... mouth... so big?
[02:23] Bolt
    Right! "'What big teeth you have!' And then..."
[02:24] Sign
    "What big teeth you have!" And then...
[02:27] Bolt
    All the better...
[02:28] Bolt
    ...to eat you with!
[02:31] Musubi
    Now that's how you play pretend!
[02:33] Nokio
    That was great!
[02:34] Sweets
    Good job!
[02:35] Meisaku
    No, it's not!
[02:36] Sweets
    Oh, it's Meisaku.
[02:38] Meisaku
    Mei wasn't at home and I've been
     looking everywhere for her!
[02:40] Nokio
    How'd you know we were in these woods?
[02:42] Bolt
    Speaking of which, you shouldn't
    have left Mei on her own, Meisaku.
[02:45] Meisaku
    I got a babysitter to look after
    her for the day, so it's all good.
[02:48] Sweets
    What? We didn't see a sitter.
[02:50] Meisaku
    But he's right here.
[02:51] Wolf
    'Sup.
[02:52] Swe/Nok/Bol/Mus
    Wait, you're a babysitter?!
[02:55] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun