E201 - Boltbusters

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign
    Student
    on Duty
    Today
[00:07] Bolt
    Boltbusters!
[00:08] Sign
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[00:08] Sign
    Story
[00:09] Meisaku
    Right.
[00:09] Sign
    Student
    on Duty
    Today
[00:11] Bolt
    Boltbusters!
[00:13] Meisaku
    Uh, yeah...
[00:13] Sign
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[00:13] Sign
    Story
[00:14] Bolt
    How was that?
[00:14] Meisaku
    I don't know what to say.
[00:16] Sign
    Episode 201
    Boltbusters
[00:16] Bolt
    I watched the classic movie, 
    Ghostbusters, and got inspired.
[00:20] Meisaku
    Oh, so that's why you were doing that.
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[00:20] Sign
    Story
[00:22] Musubi
    What's Ghostbusters?
[00:24] Meisaku
    Ghostbusters is a movie
    about men who catch ghosts.
[00:24] Sign
    Ghostbusters
[00:28] ---
    They wear vacuum cleaner-like things on
     their backs, and suck up ghosts with them.
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[00:32] Sign
    Story
[00:32] Bolt
    By the way, mine isn't "like" 
    a vacuum cleaner, it is one.
[00:35] Sign
    Student
    on Duty
    Today
[00:35] ---
    It boasts steady suction power,
    so it can suck up ghosts.
[00:38] Meisaku
    I doubt that.
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[00:39] Sign
    Story
[00:39] Bolt
    After watching the movie,
    I decided to form the "Boltbusters"!
[00:41] Sign
    Boltbusters
[00:41] Sign
    Boltbusters
[00:43] Nokio
    Wouldn't "Boltbusters" mean you bust Bolts?
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[00:43] Sign
    Story
[00:46] Musubi
    What do you plan to do?
[00:48] Bolt
    Bust ghosts, of course.
[00:50] ---
    I wrote a phone number on some fliers
     and put them up around school.
[00:53] ---
    Clients should be calling any time now.
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[00:53] Sign
    Story
[00:55] Meisaku
    I don't think it's quite as easy as that.
[00:58] Bolt
    See? There's one now!
[00:59] Nokio
    Someone did call!
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[00:59] Sign
    Story
[01:00] Meisaku
    Don't be ridiculous. That's my phone ringing.
[01:03] ---
    Hello?
[01:04] Bolt
    Don't be silly, Meisaku.
[01:04] Sign
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[01:04] Sign
    Story
[01:05] ---
    I put your number on the fliers.
[01:08] Client
    I need a ghost busted, please.
[01:09] Meisaku
    Use your own phone number!
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[01:09] Sign
    Story
[01:13] Bolt
    This is where they need my services!
[01:15] Meisaku
    An old European-style house, huh?
[01:16] Nokio
    It does look like it could be haunted.
[01:18] Bolt
    Listen up. If you see any ghosts, shout for me.
[01:21] ---
    Shout, "Bolt!" as loud as you can. Got that?
[01:23] Meisaku
    Fine.
[01:24] Bolt
    Nokio?
[01:25] Nokio
    'Kay.
[01:26] Bolt
    Musubi?
[01:26] Musubi
    Yup.
[01:27] Bolt
    And you?
[01:28] Ghost
    Sure.
[01:30] Bolt
    Bolt!
[01:31] Meisaku
    Don't call out to yourself!
[01:33] Bolt
    Calm down, everyone.
    Let's see if this spirit is evil.
[01:36] ---
    If it is, I'll suck it up with this!
[01:38] Meisaku
    How do you find out if it's evil or not?
[01:40] Bolt
    That's easy. All ghosts...
[01:42] Bolt
    ...are evil!
[01:44] Meisaku
    Confirm it first!
[01:45] Bolt
    Okay, Mister, answer "yes"
    or "no" to these statements.
[01:48] Ghost
    Who, me?
[01:49] Meisaku
    You're quizzing the ghost?
[01:51] Bolt
    "I am an evil spirit."
[01:51] Sign
    I am an evil spirit
[01:52] Ghost
    No.
[01:53] Meisaku
    There, you got your answer.
[01:53] Sign
    I've killed a human before
[01:54] Bolt
    "I've killed a human before."
[01:56] Ghost
    No.
[01:57] Bolt
    "I hold a grudge against humans."
[01:57] Sign
    I hold a grudge against humans
[01:58] Ghost
    No.
[01:59] Bolt
    "People who are routinely a
    few minutes late irritate me."
[01:59] Sign
    People who are routinely
[01:59] Sign
    a few minutes late irritate me
[02:02] Ghost
    Um, no.
[02:03] Bolt
    "When you ask someone 'Are you mad?'
    and they say 'yes,' they're mad,
[02:03] Sign
    When you ask someone "Are you mad?" and they say "yes," they're mad,
[02:03] Sign
    and if they say "no," they're definitely mad
[02:06] ---
    and if they say 'no,' they're definitely mad."
[02:08] Ghost
    Hm...
[02:10] Ghost
    Yes.
[02:11] Bolt
    You're evil!
[02:12] Meisaku
    You can't tell that from that statement!
[02:14] Ghost
    Did you all come here
    to help me rest in peace?
[02:18] Nokio
    Well, you could say that.
[02:19] Ghost
    I see.
[02:20] ---
    But you know, I'm not ready for that.
[02:23] Meisaku
    Why can't you rest in peace?
[02:24] Ghost
    You want to know why I'm clinging
     to this world in this miserable state?
[02:30] ---
    Why my grudge keeps me bound to this house?
[02:34] Nokio
    H-His aura's changed somehow.
[02:36] Bolt
    Good. That's more evil spirit-like!
[02:37] Meisaku
    Don't be so happy that he might be evil!
[02:39] Ghost
    I bought this house 20 years ago.
[02:42] Musubi
    Gulp.
[02:43] Ghost
    But the day I was supposed to move in, I died!
[02:47] ---
    Over time, this beautiful,
    newly built house became dirty.
[02:51] ---
    I'm too sad about it to rest in peace!
[02:55] Nokio
    That's the reason you can't pass on?
[02:57] Bolt
    But wait... that means you're...
[03:00] Musubi
    Not evil.
[03:01] Meisaku
    If that's the case...
[03:02] Meisaku
    Maybe we can help?
[03:06] Bolt
    This vacuum wasn't meant for cleaning.
[03:09] Meisaku
    That's exactly what it was designed for.
[03:11] Bolt
    I'm done!
[03:12] Ghost
    Wow! It looks as beautiful
     as when it was built.
[03:15] ---
    Now I'm finally ready to pass on...
[03:19] Meisaku
    The ghost is disappearing!
[03:21] Ghost
    Thank you, thank you...
[03:23] Bolt
    Now!
[03:24] Bolt
    Boltbusters!
[03:25] Meisaku
    He's passing on! You don't
    need to suck him up!
[03:29] Sign
    Don't run
[03:29] Sign
    in the
    hallway
[03:29] Bolt
    I wasn't able to catch the ghost after all.
[03:32] Musubi
    He passed on, so it's all good.
[03:34] Bolt
    However, thanks to word of mouth,
    Boltbusters' reputation is skyrocketing!
[03:39] Nokio
    Huh?
[03:39] Meisaku
    Like I said...
[03:39] Sign
    Don't run
[03:39] Sign
    in the
    hallway
[03:40] Meisaku
    We do ghostbusting...
[03:42] Meisaku
    ...not cleaning!
[03:43] Bolt
    Our reputation as cleaners, that is.
[03:44] Sign
    Don't run
[03:44] Sign
    in the
    hallway
[03:45] Meisaku
    At least call Bolt's cell instead of mine!
[03:49] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun