# E199 - Dasaku-Kun's Trash Picture Story Show
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4XW9M/dasaku-kuns-trash-picture-story-show)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Sign**
Once upon a time, there was a zombie who was a herbivore
**[00:06] Dasaku**
Once upon a time, there was
a zombie who was a herbivore.
**[00:10] Dasaku**
Zombies can turn humans
into zombies by biting them.
**[00:10] Sign**
Zombies can turn humans into zombies by biting them
**[00:12] Dasaku**
But since he was a herbivore,
he didn't bite any humans.
**[00:12] Sign**
But since he was a herbivore, he didn't bite any humans
**[00:16] Dasaku**
The end.
**[00:16] Sign**
The end
**[00:17] Dasaku**
What did you think, everyone?
**[00:19] Kid 1**
It was boring.
**[00:20] Dasaku**
Wasn't it?
**[00:21] Kid 2**
Like, I don't get it.
**[00:23] Dasaku**
Yes, yes.
**[00:23] Kid 1**
Boo! What kinda story do you call that?
**[00:23] Kid 2**
Boring! Boo! It's too short.
**[00:26] Dasaku**
Yes, exactly! So this story is...
**[00:29] Dasaku**
Say it with me now!
**[00:31] ---**
Absolute trash! Right?
**[00:33] Dasaku**
Okay, this next one's called:
**[00:34] ---**
"A Middle-Aged Man Who Slept Through
Till Evening Because It Was His Day Off."
**[00:34] Sign**
A Middle-Aged Man
**[00:34] Sign**
Who Slept Through Till Evening Because It Was His Day Off
**[00:37] ---**
Now *this* is the trashiest of trash.
**[00:39] Kid 1**
Sounds dull. Let's go home.
**[00:41] Dasaku**
Children, wait!
**[00:44] ---**
Damn it! But why?
**[00:45] ---**
It's such a boring story.
**[00:48] ---**
Why don't they want to
listen to the whole thing?
**[00:51] Meisaku**
They don't want to *because* it's boring!
**[00:51] Sign**
Episode 199
Dasaku-Kun's Trash Picture Story Show
**[00:53] Dasaku**
Oh. It's you, Meisaku Matsuda.
**[00:55] Meisaku**
What were you doing just now?
**[00:57] Dasaku**
Teaching kids the joy of reading trash.
But for some reason, they're not interested.
**[01:01] ---**
Not many kids show up, and
those that do leave halfway.
**[01:04] Meisaku**
No one wants to see them
because they're garbage.
**[01:06] Dasaku**
That's not true!
**[01:07] ---**
There's total trash that gets read
by *everyone* for some reason.
**[01:10] ---**
I want to create garbage like that!
**[01:12] Nokio**
I didn't think a dream could
be so impossible to support.
**[01:14] Musubi**
Well, he *is* creating trash, after all.
**[01:16] Dasaku**
I'll research more and produce the
trashiest trash that makes everyone go:
**[01:19] ---**
"Wow, that was a total waste of time,"
and they'll all feel a sense of emptiness!
**[01:23] Meisaku**
That's a terrible goal.
**[01:26] Bolt**
It's awful, Meisaku!
**[01:28] Meisaku**
What's up?
**[01:28] Musubi**
Dasaku-kun's picture story
show is drawing a crowd!
**[01:32] Bolt**
Take a look!
**[01:33] Kids**
I'm so excited!
**[01:34] Meisaku**
It's true!
**[01:37] Dasaku**
Plenty of kids in the gallery today.
**[01:39] Meisaku**
Dasaku-kun, you decided to write
an enjoyable story in the end?
**[01:42] Dasaku**
Nope, no fun to be had
at *this* picture story show.
**[01:44] Meisaku**
So wait, it *isn't* fun?
**[01:45] Musubi**
Then, why are so many people here to see it?
**[01:48] Dasaku**
Well, it's because...
**[01:49] Dasaku**
...it *seems* interesting!
**[01:51] Meisaku**
It seems interesting?
**[01:52] Dasaku**
It's not fun at all, but I made it *look* fun.
**[01:55] Musubi**
What do you mean?
**[01:56] Dasaku**
First, look at this!
**[01:57] ---**
First rule of trash:
Use a clickbait thumbnail!
**[01:58] Sign**
Clickbait Thumbnail
**[01:59] Bolt**
Clickbait... thumbnail?!
**[02:01] Nokio**
That thing where a video is nothing
like its thumbnail suggests?
**[02:04] Musubi**
Ah, it's true! Look at the front
cover of his picture story!
**[02:05] Sign (Left)**
Best
Episode
**[02:05] Sign (Left)**
Best
Episode
**[02:05] Sign (Top)**
Surprise Gift Campaign
**[02:05] Sign (Middle)**
to choose from?!
**[02:05] Sign (Bottom)**
A masterpiece
**[02:05] Sign (Bottom)**
A masterpiece
**[02:05] Sign (Bottom)**
greater than Momotaro?!
**[02:05] Sign (Bottom)**
greater than Momotaro?!
**[02:07] Nokio**
It's got all kinds of exaggerations on it!
**[02:08] Meisaku**
You wanted people to come see it that badly?
**[02:11] Dasaku**
Okay, I'll allow you to stay and
watch my trash picture story show.
**[02:16] Bolt**
Even though I know it'll be bad,
I can't fight the urge to see it!
**[02:20] Nokio**
It's the kind of trash we can't *not* see...
What on earth are we gonna do?
**[02:24] Meisaku**
Why don't we just watch it?
**[02:25] Bolt**
Good idea.
**[02:26] Sign**
Once upon a time,
**[02:26] Dasaku**
Once upon a time,
**[02:28] Dasaku**
there lived an old man and an old woman.
**[02:28] Sign**
there lived an old man and an old woman
**[02:30] Musubi**
Fairly standard opening.
**[02:31] Dasaku**
The old man went up the
mountainside to cut grass.
**[02:31] Sign**
The old man went up the mountainside to cut grass
**[02:33] Nokio**
Huh? It suddenly went live-action!
**[02:35] Dasaku**
It's another rule of trash I found out about...
**[02:37] Dasaku**
"Who Wins? Live-Action Adaptation!"
**[02:37] Sign**
Who Wins? Live-Action Adaptation
**[02:39] Dasaku**
By adapting it into a
live-action film no one asked for,
**[02:42] ---**
it becomes trash despised by
old fans and new fans alike.
**[02:45] Bolt**
Yeah, that does happen.
**[02:46] Dasaku**
The old man who was
gathering wood suddenly...
**[02:46] Sign**
The old man who was gathering wood suddenly
**[02:49] Musubi**
Oh, back to drawings.
**[02:50] Dasaku**
...passed away.
**[02:50] Sign**
passed away
**[02:51] Meisaku**
Huh?
**[02:52] Sign**
Then he reincarnated in another world for now
**[02:52] Dasaku**
Then he reincarnated in
another world for now.
**[02:55] Nokio**
Why "for now"?
**[02:56] Dasaku**
It's another rule of trash:
**[02:58] ---**
"Jumping on the Bandwagon!"
**[02:58] Sign**
Jumping on the Bandwagon
**[03:00] Dasaku**
If you dabble in the in-thing,
people will check it out.
**[03:03] ---**
That's why, right now,
you gotta isekai your characters.
**[03:06] Nokio**
Don't isekai people for such
underhanded reasons. You're the worst!
**[03:09] Meisaku**
Did you forget we did that, too?
**[03:11] Sign**
Then the old man streamed gameplay, his morning routine,
**[03:11] Dasaku**
Then the old man streamed
gameplay, his morning routine,
**[03:11] Sign**
Gameplay
**[03:11] Sign**
Morning Routine
**[03:11] Sign**
Cover Song
**[03:11] Sign**
Dance Cover
**[03:14] Sign**
a cover song, and a dance cover
**[03:14] Dasaku**
a cover song, and a dance cover.
**[03:16] Musubi**
Jeez, he's all over the place!
**[03:17] Bolt**
Don't pretend to be a creator
if all you do is imitate!
**[03:20] Dasaku**
Well, that's all I've got for you today.
**[03:22] ---**
Next time, you'll get to see...
**[03:24] ---**
...an important announcement from the old man!
**[03:24] Sign**
IMPORTANT
ANNOUNCEMENT
**[03:27] Nokio**
The kind that turns out not to be important?
**[03:29] Musubi**
Or where he announces he's retiring,
but he'll come back right away?
**[03:32] Meisaku**
It's *guaranteed* to be trash!
**[03:37] Kids**
Boo!
**[03:39] Meisaku**
Everyone's super mad.
**[03:41] Dasaku**
Uh-huh, yup, that's right.
**[03:43] ---**
This title is...
**[03:45] ---**
Say it with me now!
**[03:46] All**
Absolute trash!
**[03:47] Dasaku**
That's correct!
**[03:48] ---**
If it sounds interesting but ends up
sucking, it's the trashiest of trash!
**[03:52] Bolt**
It's the worst.
**[03:53] Dasaku**
Well then, that concludes
this week's *Meisaku-Kun*.
**[03:57] Meisaku**
Huh? Uh... that's the end?
**[03:58] Dasaku**
That's right.
**[03:59] Meisaku**
Y'know, your face looks kind of odd...
**[04:01] Dasaku**
This is another rule of trash:
**[04:03] Sign**
QUALITY
**[04:03] Dasaku**
"QUALITY!"
**[04:04] Dasaku**
In trash anime, the art's
only good at the start.
**[04:06] ---**
Later in the series, the art
takes a nosedive, so watch out.
**[04:09] Meisaku**
*Meisaku-Kun* isn't a trash anime, you know!
**[04:13] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun