Aware! Meisaku-kun Once upon a time, there was a school where a bunch of characters from classic stories went to. One day, a very normal boy named Meisaku-kun enrolls at that school. There's the super stupid and super energetic Sweets, Musubi, who gets mad if you call him a riceball, the narcissistic Nokio, who swears he's a robot, and a crazy turtle named Bolt. Will Meisaku-kun be able to graduate from school as an established classical character when he's surrounded by so many eccentric classmates? Season 1 E194 - That Time Meisaku and the Gang Got Isekai'd Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:06] King     Welcome, heroes! [00:09] Summoner     Your Majesty, we should     wait for them to wake up. [00:11] King     Hm, very well. [00:13] Meisaku     Ungh... [00:15] Meisaku     Huh? Wait, where are we?! [00:17] Bolt     What is this place? [00:18] Nokio     Weren't we just at Meisaku's house? [00:20] King     Welcome, heroes! [00:23] Sign     Episode 194     That Time Meisaku and the Gang Got Isekai'd [00:23] Musubi     Heroes? [00:24] Sweets     What do you mean? [00:25] Meisaku     W-Wait, is this... [00:27] ---     ...that isekai reincarnation thing     that's super popular right now? [00:28] Sign     Isekai     Reincarnation [00:28] Sign     Isekai     Reincarnation [00:30] Musubi     Isekai reincarnation? [00:32] Meisaku     Isekai is a genre where a character dies in     their world and is reincarnated in another. [00:32] Sign     Isekai     Reincarnation [00:32] Sign     Isekai     Reincarnation [00:37] ---     Nowadays, reincarnation into an      RPG-style world is all the rage. [00:40] Bolt     Reincarnated into another      world after death, huh? [00:43] Bolt     Wait, after death? [00:44] Nokio     What was the cause of death?     Stiff neck? A vitamin deficiency?! [00:47] Meisaku     Those things won't kill you. [00:48] Summoner     You're not dead. [00:49] ---     I brought you to this world     using my summoning magic. [00:53] Meisaku     That's a relief. [00:55] ---     But why'd you summon us? [00:57] King     Because we want you to defeat the     Dark Lord who's trying to destroy this world! [01:01] Sweets     That's such a cliché! [01:03] King     In the Isekai Kingdom, there's an old legend [01:05] ---     that states fabled heroes     will defeat the Dark Lord. [01:09] Nokio     I see. And we're the chosen ones, huh? [01:12] King     You might be. [01:13] Meisaku     We might be? [01:14] Summoner     When I summon candidates to be heroes, [01:16] ---     the system randomly selects people     from some world and sends them to us. [01:20] Meisaku     Oh, so we're still candidates, huh? [01:22] King     People get sent here at random, regardless     of whether they have the skills to be a hero. [01:25] ---     Kinda like gacha blind      boxes in mobile games. [01:27] Musubi     Gacha? [01:28] Meisaku     So there are other candidates besides us? [01:31] King     We have a few. [01:32] ---     But there are limits. Gacha blind      boxes aren't free, you know. [01:35] Summoner     Your Majesty, I will now announce      the rarity stats for this round. [01:39] King     Ooh, I'm nervous. [01:40] Bolt     What the heck? [01:40] Summoner     Meisaku Matsuda!     Class: Schoolboy! 3 stars! Rare! [01:40] Sign (Bottom Right)     Meisaku Matsuda [01:40] Sign (Bottom Right)     Meisaku Matsuda [01:41] Sign (Bottom Right)     Meisaku Matsuda [01:41] Sign (Bottom Right)     Meisaku Matsuda [01:42] Sign (Bottom Right)     Schoolboy [01:42] Sign (Bottom Right)     Schoolboy [01:42] Sign (Bottom Right)     Schoolboy [01:42] Sign (Bottom Right)     Schoolboy [01:42] Sign     Rare [01:42] Sign     Rare [01:43] Sign     Rare [01:43] Sign     Rare [01:43] Meisaku     Is 3 stars good? [01:45] Sign (Bottom Right)     Musubi Donguribayashi [01:45] Sign (Bottom Right)     Musubi Donguribayashi [01:45] Summoner     Musubi Donguribayashi!     Class: Food! 3 stars! Rare! [01:45] Sign (Bottom Right)     Musubi Donguribayashi [01:45] Sign (Bottom Right)     Musubi Donguribayashi [01:46] Sign (Bottom Right)     Food [01:46] Sign (Bottom Right)     Food [01:46] Sign (Bottom Right)     Food [01:46] Sign (Bottom Right)     Food [01:47] Sign     Rare [01:47] Sign     Rare [01:47] Sign     Rare [01:47] Sign     Rare [01:48] Musubi     I'm food? [01:49] Sign (Bottom Right)     Nokio Windows [01:49] Sign (Bottom Right)     Nokio Windows [01:49] Nokio     Nokio Windows!     Class: Self-Proclaimed Robot! 3 stars! Rare! [01:49] Sign (Bottom Right)     Nokio Windows [01:49] Sign (Bottom Right)     Nokio Windows [01:50] Sign (Bottom Right)     Self-Proclaimed Robot [01:50] Sign (Bottom Right)     Self-Proclaimed Robot [01:50] Sign (Bottom Right)     Self-Proclaimed Robot [01:50] Sign (Bottom Right)     Self-Proclaimed Robot [01:51] Sign     Rare [01:51] Sign     Rare [01:51] Sign     Rare [01:51] Sign     Rare [01:52] Nokio     I am a robot. [01:53] Sign (Bottom Right)     Bolt F [01:53] Sign (Bottom Right)     Bolt F [01:53] Summoner     Bolt F!     Class: Mannen! 3 stars! Rare! [01:53] Sign (Bottom Right)     Bolt F [01:53] Sign (Bottom Right)     Bolt F [01:54] Sign (Bottom Right)     Mannen [01:54] Sign (Bottom Right)     Mannen [01:54] Sign (Bottom Right)     Mannen [01:54] Sign (Bottom Right)     Mannen [01:55] Sign     Rare [01:55] Sign     Rare [01:55] Sign     Rare [01:55] Sign     Rare [01:56] Bolt     What class is "mannen"? [01:57] Sign (Bottom Right)     Sweets Oshirikawa [01:57] Sign (Bottom Right)     Sweets Oshirikawa [01:57] Summoner     Sweets Oshirikawa! [01:57] Sign (Bottom Right)     Sweets Oshirikawa [01:57] Sign (Bottom Right)     Sweets Oshirikawa [01:58] ---     Believe it or not... [02:00] ---     1 star! Normal! [02:00] Sign     Normal [02:01] Sign     Normal [02:02] Sweets     Yay! 1 star! [02:04] Meisaku     I think that's below the rest of us. [02:06] Nokio     So how do we rate overall? [02:08] King     It was a total bomb! [02:09] Musubi     I knew it. [02:10] King     A salty gacha roll with no     4-star SR, let alone a 5-star SSR. [02:14] ---     You're useless, so can you just leave? [02:16] Meisaku     Don't be so cold all of a sudden! [02:19] Bolt     And so, we embarked on our     adventure to defeat the Dark Lord! [02:23] Meisaku     Well, there's nothing else     for us to do in this world. [02:25] Musubi     What do we do now? [02:27] Meisaku     Usually, you leave town to fight monsters,      raise your level, and earn money. [02:32] Sweets     Wow, that sounds hard. [02:34] Meisaku     When you're strong enough,     you go into dungeons and fight bosses. [02:37] Musubi     Wow, that sounds hard. [02:39] Meisaku     Then, you move onto the next town     and face the next enemy and whatever. [02:43] Nokio     Wow, that sounds hard. [02:45] Bolt     But you know, if you ask me... [02:48] Sw/Mus/Nok/Bol     It sounds fun! [02:50] Meisaku     I knew you'd say that! You're all grinning! [02:53] Nokio     Maybe we'll learn some magic.     Like, "Emmental!" [02:55] Sign     Emmental [02:55] Sign     Emmental [02:56] Meisaku     Is that the name of a spell? [02:58] Musubi     "Saint-Nectaire!" [02:58] Sign     Saint-Nectaire [02:58] Sign     Saint-Nectaire [02:59] Meisaku     Sounds cool, but... [03:00] Bolt     "Valençay!" [03:00] Sign     Valençay [03:00] Sign     Valençay [03:02] Sign     Gorgonzola [03:02] Sign     Gorgonzola [03:02] Sweets     "Gorgonzola!" [03:03] Meisaku     Those are all types of cheese! [03:05] Sweets     Oh, it's a slime-type monster! [03:07] Nokio     All right, let's beat it up! [03:09] Sign (Bottom)     A Slime appears! [03:09] Sign (Top)     Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt [03:10] Sweets     For now, we'll all just attack! [03:10] ---     Meisaku [03:10] Sign (Bottom)     Attack [03:10] Sign (Bottom)     Item [03:10] Sign (Bottom)     Spells [03:10] Sign (Bottom)     Flee [03:10] ---     Sweets [03:10] ---     Nokio [03:11] ---     Bolt [03:11] ---     Musubi [03:11] Sign     Meisaku attacks! [03:12] Sign     Deals 0 points of damage [03:13] Sign     Sweets attacks! [03:13] Sign     Deals 0 points of damage [03:15] Sign     Nokio attacks! [03:15] Sign     Deals 0 points of damage [03:16] Sign     Bolt attacks! [03:17] Sign     Deals 2 points of damage [03:18] Meisaku     It's not working at all! [03:20] Musubi     My turn! [03:21] Sign     Musubi attacks! [03:22] Sign     It's pointless [03:22] Musubi     There is a point! [03:24] Sign     Slime attacks!     Slime casts Gorgonzola [03:24] Musubi     Wait, Gorgonzola is a spell?! [03:26] Sign (Top)     Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt [03:26] Sign     Deals 5621 damage to all party members! Meisaku's party      is wiped out! [03:30] Sister     Noble Meisaku. [03:32] Sister     How pathetic of you to die. [03:33] Meisaku     Don't call someone who just died "pathetic"! [03:35] Nokio     I'm done! Let's go home to Dragon Palace Town. [03:38] Sweets     But how do we get home? [03:40] Musubi     In these kinds of stories, you return to your     own world after defeating the Dark Lord. [03:43] Meisaku     We have no choice, then. [03:44] Meisaku     We must defeat the Dark Lord! [03:46] ---     This year, our theme's isekai reincarnation! [03:50] Meisaku     Let's go on an adventure! [03:53] Bolt     But first, we need to save. [03:55] Nokio     You sure are the cautious type. [03:57] Sister     Your story has been recorded on an      adventure log. Do you wish to continue? [03:57] Sign     Recorded on an adventure log. [03:57] Sign     Do you wish to continue? [04:00] ---     Or do you wish to stop so you can     eat and take a bath or something? [04:00] Sign     Or do you wish to stop so you can eat [04:00] Sign     and take a bath or something? [04:03] Meisaku     We have that option? [04:04] Nokio     I'd like to stop so I can eat and     take a bath or something, please! [04:07] Sister     O Lord, please grant these     heroes a moment of rest. [04:14] Meisaku     And we're back, just like that? [04:16] Musubi     Can we ever go back to that world? [04:18] Meisaku     Nah, it's impossible... [04:20] Meisaku     Or maybe not! [04:21] Bolt     We can go to the other     world whenever we want. [04:24] Sweets     But I never want to go back there! [04:26] Nokio     Let's do something here, at Meisaku's place. [04:28] Meisaku     Sure, what do you want to do? [04:29] ---     I have coloring books, a bamboo-copter... [04:32] Nok/Mus/Swe/Bol     Let's go back to the other world! [04:34] Meisaku     But why?! [04:36] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E195 - Mei of the Red Hair Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:06] Meisaku     Oh man, we have a huge problem! [00:09] Nokio     What is it? You're so loud. [00:09] Sign     Episode 195     Mei of the Red Hair [00:11] Meisaku     S-S-S-So, you see... [00:13] Musubi     From the way he's freaking out... [00:14] Sweets     ...it's probably about Mei-chan. [00:15] Meisaku     There's a troublemaker at Mei's preschool! [00:18] Swe/Mus/Nok     Called it. [00:19] Meisaku     Listen to me, will ya? [00:21] ---     A rumor's going around that     there's a bully at her preschool! [00:24] Musubi     That's definitely a problem. [00:26] Meisaku     And they say this bully... [00:27] Meisaku     ...has supernatural powers! [00:27] Sign     Able to use supernatural powers [00:27] Sign     Able to use supernatural powers [00:30] Swe/Mus/Nok     Supernatural powers? [00:31] Sweets     Don't you think... [00:32] Nokio     ...it might be Mei? [00:34] Meisaku     Mei-chan's a sweet girl who wouldn't hurt a fly! [00:36] Sweets     Maybe so, but supernatural powers? [00:40] Meisaku     Oh, and the bully's a boy with red hair. [00:41] Sign     A boy with red hair [00:41] Sign     A boy with red hair [00:43] Musubi     A boy with red hair? [00:44] ---     Then maybe it really isn't Mei. [00:46] Sweets     She's not a boy or a redhead. [00:48] Nokio     Who told you all this? [00:50] Meisaku     I eavesdropped on the other     kids' parents at the preschool. [00:54] ---     That's how. [00:55] Nokio     Don't sound so proud of yourself! [00:57] Musubi     Eavesdropping's bad. [00:58] Meisaku     Anyway, I gotta find out who this bully is. [01:00] ---     And if Mei's being bullied, [01:02] ---     I'm gonna catch him and freakin' beat [01:05] ---     the snot outta huugghhhh... [01:07] Sweets     You're kinda scaring me! [01:09] Meisaku     You guys! We're going to the preschool! [01:13] Meisaku     Of course, we'll observe     from out here like usual. [01:16] Musubi     This is snooping! [01:17] Nokio     You sure do like sneaking around. [01:19] Meisaku     Keep an eye out for a red-haired bully. [01:21] Nokio     But a lot of the kids have red hair. [01:23] Sweets     What else do we know about this bully? [01:25] Meisaku     Well, they have supernatural powers. [01:28] Musubi     You can't tell that by looking. [01:30] Sign     Psychic [01:30] Sign     Psychic [01:30] Sweets     Hey, that kid's got "Psychic"      written on his T-shirt. [01:31] Sign     Psychic [01:31] Sign     Psychic [01:31] Sign     Psychic [01:31] Sign     Psychic [01:31] Sign     Psychic [01:31] Sign     Psychic [01:32] Meisaku     It must be him! [01:34] Sweets     But wait! That girl's wearing a      T-shirt with a bent spoon on it! [01:37] Meisaku     It's her! [01:39] Nokio     Calm down. [01:40] Musubi     By the way, where's Mei? [01:42] Meisaku     Mei's the cutest cutie over there. [01:44] Shun     Mei, you dyed your hair red, too! [01:46] Mei     Makeover! [01:48] Swe/Mus/Nok     Her hair is red! [01:49] Meisaku     I read Mei the masterpiece of children's      literature, Anne of Green Gables, [01:49] Sign     Anne of     Green Gables [01:52] ---     and she wanted a     makeover to look like Anne. [01:55] ---     Adorable, right? [01:56] Sweets     Case closed. [01:57] Musubi     Let's go home. [01:59] Meisaku     Wait a minute! Mei's not a boy. [02:01] Nokio     Someone must've thought she was. [02:02] Musubi     Anne was mistaken for a boy in the story, too. [02:06] Meisaku     But there was more to the rumor     I overheard at the preschool! [02:09] Sign     Who is the bully? [02:09] Sign     Who is the bully? [02:09] Meisaku     Take a look at this picture. [02:11] Meisaku     It looks like a quiz. [02:12] Nokio     Apparently, the bully's wearing a yellow hat. [02:13] Sign     Wears a yellow hat [02:13] Sign     Wears a yellow hat [02:16] Nokio     That means No.1 and No.3 can't be the bully. [02:19] Mei     Hat! [02:20] Musubi     Mei's wearing one, too. [02:21] Meisaku     But her hat's orange, right? [02:23] Nokio     It's definitely yellow. [02:25] Sweets     Any other leads? [02:26] Meisaku     The bully's not wearing red socks. [02:26] Sign     Who is the bully? [02:26] Sign     Who is the bully? [02:27] Sign     Not wearing red socks [02:27] Sign     Not wearing red socks [02:29] Nokio     Not wearing, huh? Confusing. [02:31] Musubi     That means No.2 and No.4 can't be the bully. [02:34] Mei     Pink! [02:35] Meisaku     Mei's tights are kind of reddish. [02:38] Nokio     Mei clearly just said they're pink! [02:39] Musubi     So the only ones left are No.5 and Mei... [02:39] Sign     Who is the bully? [02:39] Sign     Who is the bully? [02:43] Sweets     No more leads? [02:44] Meisaku     There are! [02:44] ---     The bully supposedly hates building blocks. [02:44] Sign     Who is the bully? [02:44] Sign     Who is the bully? [02:45] Sign     Hates [02:45] Sign     Hates [02:46] Sign     building blocks [02:46] Sign     building blocks [02:47] Sweets     Both No.5 and Mei have blocks. [02:49] Musubi     Why's No.5 licking his block? [02:51] Nokio     But that doesn't make sense.     There's no one left! [02:51] Sign     Who is the bully? [02:51] Sign     Who is the bully? [02:54] Musubi     I know what's going on here. [02:56] Meisaku     Really? [02:57] Musubi     The answer is... [02:57] Sign     Who is the bully? [02:57] Sign     Who is the bully? [02:58] Musubi     "There is no bully!" [02:58] Sign     Answer: There is no bully [02:58] Sign     Answer: There is no bully [03:00] Sweets     Huh? What do you mean? [03:01] Musubi     It was all made up. Just snippets      of gossip from the parents. [03:04] ---     There isn't a bully at the preschool. [03:09] Musubi     See? They're all having fun     with the building blocks. [03:12] Meisaku     I'm relieved to find out Mei isn't the bully. [03:15] ---     Thanks, everyone! [03:16] Sweets     I still don't get what's going on,     but I'm glad it worked out! [03:18] Meisaku     Though, there is another     rumor that bothers me... [03:21] Musubi     Really? [03:22] Sweets     What's this one about? [03:24] Meisaku     I heard that... [03:25] ---     ...a creep's been snooping      around the preschool! [03:29] Nokio     That would be... [03:30] Swe/Mus/Nok     You! [03:32] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E196 - Dr. Hanao Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:05] Tsurukou     Heyo! [00:07] ---     By the way... [00:09] ---     I'm pissed! [00:10] Sign     Episode 196     Dr. Hanao [00:10] Meisaku     Don't just barge into my house     and get mad. What's up? [00:13] Tsurukou     I heard you all went to another world! [00:16] Sweets     Sounds like he wants to go, too. [00:17] Meisaku     What? You really shouldn't. [00:20] ---     Even the small fry are     so strong, it's a turn-off. [00:20] Sign (Top)     Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt [00:20] Sign     Slime attacks!     Slime casts Gorgonzola [00:21] Sign (Top)     Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt [00:21] Sign     Deals 5621 damage to all party members! Meisaku's party      is wiped out! [00:22] Tsurukou     I'm actually really good at RPGs. [00:24] Bolt     Maybe there's a strategy we can use to beat it. [00:27] Meisaku     Hm, in that case, shall we go? [00:29] Tsurukou     Hell yeah! [00:32] Meisaku     Huh? This doesn't look like where we saved. [00:35] Bolt     Sure doesn't. [00:36] Tsurukou     Is this the other world? [00:38] Sweets     It didn't look like this last time. [00:41] Meisaku     Excuse me. Are we in the Isekai Kingdom? [00:44] Doctor     Isekai Kingdom? Never heard of it. [00:47] Meisaku     What?! Oh no! [00:49] ---     We're in the wrong world! [00:50] Tsurukou     What're we gonna do? I'm only good at RPGs! [00:53] Bolt     No one here but this     old geezer? Looks boring! [00:55] Doctor     You morons do realize... [00:56] Doctor     ...yer pal's dyin' over there, yeah? [00:58] Sweets     Help... [00:59] Meisaku     Sweets! What's wrong?! [01:01] Doctor     Well, y'see... [01:01] Sign     People-with-Topknots-Get-Drained Virus [01:01] Sign     People-with-Topknots-Get-Drained Virus [01:01] ---     The people-with-topknots-get-drained     virus has spread around this world. [01:05] Meisaku     What the heck is that? [01:07] Bolt     I've never heard of it. [01:08] Doctor     Ya haven't? It says so right there. [01:09] Sign     This is a world [01:09] Sign     where people with topknots get a fever [01:09] Sign     This is a world [01:09] Sign     where people with topknots get a fever [01:11] Doctor     Look atta the sign-a, mamma mia! [01:12] ---     It's right-a in front of your face-a! [01:14] Meisaku     Your speech has changed. [01:16] Doctor     Well, anyway, 'cause of this virus, [01:16] Sign     This is a world [01:16] Sign     where people with topknots get a fever [01:19] ---     a state of emergency's been     declared for people with topknots. [01:21] Doctor     Look around. There's no one else here. [01:23] Bolt     You're the only one without a topknot? [01:25] Tsurukou     Can't you just cut off a topknot? [01:27] Meisaku     We need Sweets to get better.     Can you help him? [01:31] Doctor     Leave it to Dr. Hanao! [01:34] Tsurukou     So, like, can't you just cut the hair off? [01:37] Doctor     Okay, so this is what's goin'     on in the boy's stomach. [01:41] Meisaku     Those are some seriously      virus-looking viruses. [01:43] Doctor     I'll throw pills into his mouth to     destroy these viruses at a mad pace. [01:48] Tsurukou     At a mad pace. [01:48] Doctor     But the pill has to hit the     virus directly or it won't work. [01:51] Bolt     Not a very effective treatment, is it? [01:53] Doctor     Shake him so the pill hits      the virus, ya got that? [01:57] Meisaku     Is that really possible? [01:58] Doctor     Y'all ready? Here we go! [02:00] Tsurukou     Pill incoming! [02:01] Meisaku     Okay, let's put it on this virus over here. [02:03] Doctor     Moron! [02:04] ---     Ya put a red pill on a yellow virus, dummy! [02:07] ---     Ya gotta put it on the same color! [02:09] Bolt     Can I just hit this old fart? [02:11] Doctor     Ready for another? There! [02:13] Tsurukou     It has a yellow and a blue! [02:14] Meisaku     Then, let's put the yellow     pill on the yellow virus. [02:17] Doctor     Now yer gettin' it. [02:19] ---     Line up three of the same color to clear 'em. [02:21] Meisaku     Gotcha. Throw me another yellow pill, please. [02:24] Doctor     Will I give you a yellow? Here we go! [02:27] Tsurukou     A red and a blue! [02:28] Meisaku     I said a yellow! [02:30] ---     I'll just drop this one in the corner. [02:33] Doctor     What's coming next? [02:35] Bolt     You know what's coming! [02:37] Doctor     There! [02:38] Tsurukou     Something weird's dropping down! [02:39] Doctor     It's a cough drop. [02:40] Meisaku     A cough drop? Does it help? [02:42] Doctor     For a scratchy throat, I guess. [02:44] Meisaku     But not for the virus, huh? [02:46] Doctor     All right, the difficulty level's goin' up! [02:48] Meisaku     It's getting faster! [02:50] Doctor     It's a higher level, y'know? [02:51] Bolt     You chose to do that! [02:52] Doctor     Okay! A pill! A cough drop! A pill! [02:55] Tsurukou     Don't throw cough drops! [02:56] Doctor     Parsley! Parsley! Parsley! [02:58] Tsurukou     Don't add parsley! [02:59] Doctor     Okay, fine. [03:01] ---     Ready for some pills? Here! [03:04] Meisaku     That's too many! [03:06] Mei/Bol/Tsu     Oh no! It's game over! [03:11] Sweets     I'm better somehow. [03:12] Meisaku     But how? [03:13] Doctor     Mixed in the stomach,     the pills do work eventually. [03:15] Tsurukou     So what was the game for? [03:17] Doctor     You morons do realize... [03:19] Doctor     ...yer pal's dyin' over there? [03:20] Bolt     Help... [03:22] Meisaku     Again?! [03:23] Doctor     Well, y'see... [03:23] Doctor     This world also has a     tortoises-get-really-drained virus. [03:23] Sign     Tortoises-Get-Really-Drained Virus [03:23] Sign     Tortoises-Get-Really-Drained Virus [03:27] Meisaku     Throw in the pills! [03:29] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E197 - A Whale Will Inhale Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:06] Meisaku     I can't believe this is happening. [00:08] Meisaku     I'm so hungry. I want to go home! [00:11] Nokio     Meisaku... [00:12] Meisaku     Nokio... [00:13] Nokio     Happiness runs away from a sad face. [00:15] ---     Don't blame yourself too much. [00:16] Meisaku     No, this is all your fault! You said: [00:19] ---     "A whale's been spotted in a nearby pond,     so let's get as close to it as we can." [00:24] Nokio     Well, you can't not go see a whale up close. [00:24] Sign     Episode 197     A Whale Will Inhale [00:26] Meisaku     Argh, we're gonna starve     to death inside this whale! [00:29] Nokio     No, we won't. [00:31] ---     We have a gas cooktop,     a pressure cooker, a charcoal grill, [00:32] Sign     Gas Cooktop [00:32] Sign     Gas Cooktop [00:32] Sign     Pressure Cooker [00:32] Sign     Pressure Cooker [00:33] Sign     Charcoal Grill [00:33] Sign     Charcoal Grill [00:34] Sign     Empty Large Fridge [00:34] Sign     Empty Large Fridge [00:34] ---     an empty large fridge, and a     set of tableware on this boat. [00:35] Sign     Tableware [00:35] Sign     Tableware [00:37] Meisaku     But what we don't have is food. [00:38] Nokio     We'll simply catch our food. [00:40] Nokio     In Pinocchio, my favorite classic tale, [00:40] Sign     Pinocchio [00:42] ---     old Geppetto survives by catching     fish the whale has swallowed. [00:45] Meisaku     But there's no food floating around... [00:47] Sweets     Hey! [00:49] Meisaku     Sweets?! [00:50] Nokio     Sweets is plip-plopping bobbing along! [00:53] Sweets     Peachy peach. [00:54] Sweets     I got as close to the whale     as I could, and it ate me! [00:57] Meisaku     Here's another idiot. [00:59] Nokio     But Sweets isn't food. [01:00] Meisaku     Right. If we can't find food... [01:03] Musubi     Wah! [01:04] Meisaku     Musubi?! [01:05] Nokio     Musubi came tumbling down! [01:07] Meisaku     But why from up there? [01:08] Musubi     I accidentally fell into     the whale's blowhole. [01:11] Sweets     From that hole?! [01:12] Meisaku     That's actually its nostril,     so it's not connected to the stomach. [01:15] Nokio     I guess you could call Musubi "food." [01:17] Sweets     The whole crew's showing up, huh? [01:20] Meisaku     Which means the next to turn up is... [01:23] Meisaku     I knew he was coming! [01:26] Bolt     Are you all okay?! [01:27] Meisaku     Bolt, you came to save us? [01:29] Bolt     Yes, as soon as I saw the whale swallow you, [01:31] Bolt     I jumped in with no plan whatsoever. [01:33] Meisaku     You haven't got a plan?! [01:34] Nokio     You're useless. [01:35] Bolt     Wait. I hear something. [01:37] Meisaku     The sound of water! [01:38] Bolt     The whale must have started its mealtime! [01:41] Meisaku     Okay, we can catch the food the whale eats! [01:43] Musubi     It's floating this way! [01:44] Nokio     That looks like... [01:45] Nokio     Galbi short ribs?! [01:45] Sign     Galbi [01:45] Sign     Galbi [01:46] Meisaku     "Galbi"? As in Korean BBQ? [01:48] ---     This whale eats galbi? [01:50] Nokio     Next is loin! [01:50] Sign     Loin [01:50] Sign     Loin [01:51] Meisaku     Loin? Meat again? [01:54] Bolt     Outside skirt! [01:54] Sign     Outside Skirt [01:54] Sign     Outside Skirt [01:54] Meisaku     A less greasy cut! [01:56] Musubi     Tongue! [01:56] Sign     Tongue [01:56] Sign     Tongue [01:56] Meisaku     That's more of a starter! [01:59] Sweets     Premium galbi! [01:59] Sign     Premium Galbi [01:59] Sign     Premium Galbi [01:59] Meisaku     An expensive cut! [02:02] Meisaku     Even though it's a whale, it only eats meat. [02:04] ---     This is like a BBQ restaurant. [02:06] Nokio     Wait, there are non-meat dishes, too. [02:07] Meisaku     Huh? [02:08] Nokio     Salty cabbage! [02:08] Sign     Salty Cabbage [02:08] Sign     Salty Cabbage [02:09] Bolt     Kimchi! [02:09] Sign     Kimchi [02:09] Sign     Kimchi [02:10] Musubi     Namul! [02:10] Sign     Namul [02:10] Sign     Namul [02:11] Sweets     Choregi Korean salad! [02:11] Sign     Choregi Korean Salad [02:11] Sign     Choregi Korean Salad [02:12] Meisaku     Like a real Korean BBQ restaurant! [02:13] Nokio     Now I want something for our final course. [02:16] ---     Hey, Mr. Whale, can we get      some final course dishes? [02:18] Meisaku     Whales don't eat those. [02:20] Musubi     Ah! Final course dishes incoming! [02:22] Meisaku     Oh, so they do eat them. [02:23] Nokio     Cold noodles! [02:23] Sign     Cold Noodles [02:23] Sign     Cold Noodles [02:24] Bolt     Mixed rice in a stone pot! [02:24] Sign     Mixed Rice in a Stone Pot [02:24] Sign     Mixed Rice in a Stone Pot [02:25] Musubi     Ice cream! [02:25] Sign     Ice Cream [02:25] Sign     Ice Cream [02:26] Sweets     Rice with broth! [02:26] Sign     Rice with Broth [02:26] Sign     Rice with Broth [02:27] Nokio     Kimchi fried rice! [02:27] Sign     Kimchi Fried Rice [02:27] Sign     Kimchi Fried Rice [02:29] Bolt     Light soy sauce ramen! [02:29] Sign     Light Soy Sauce Ramen [02:29] Sign     Light Soy Sauce Ramen [02:30] Meisaku     Too many final course dishes! [02:31] ---     How many final dishes does a whale eat? [02:33] Sweets     Is it okay to eat this much? [02:35] Musubi     Ah! Look at that! [02:37] ---     That looks like... [02:38] ---     Indigestion tablets! [02:38] Sign     Indigestion Tablets [02:38] Sign     Indigestion Tablets [02:39] Meisaku     I knew it was too much food. [02:41] Nokio     And that last one is... What is that? [02:43] Sweets     Chewing gum. [02:43] Bolt     The kind you get in a BBQ restaurant. [02:45] Meisaku     A whale shouldn't be     going to a BBQ restaurant! [02:50] Nokio     Ah, what a satisfying meal! [02:52] Musubi     I'm so full. [02:54] Meisaku     There was no fish after all. [02:56] Bolt     Life inside a whale isn't all bad. [02:59] Meisaku     Oh, come on, we gotta get     out of here and go home. [03:02] Dad     Meisaku! [03:03] Mei     Big Brother! [03:05] Meisaku     It's Dad and Mei! [03:06] Sweets     They've come to rescue us! [03:07] Mei     I came to pick you up. [03:09] Musubi     Now that Mei-chan's here, we're saved! [03:10] Meisaku     We can go home! [03:12] Dad     Uh, well, talking of home... [03:15] Meisaku     Huh? What's wrong? [03:16] Dad     It got swallowed earlier. [03:18] Meisaku     A whale should only eat fish! [03:22] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E198 - The Rolling Rice Ball Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:06] Musubi     I am... [00:07] Musubi     ...extremely angry! [00:09] Sign     Episode 198     The Rolling Rice Ball [00:09] Meisaku     What's wrong? [00:10] Musubi     There's this song that's      totally unacceptable. [00:12] Sweets     What song is it? [00:13] Musubi     A nursery rhyme called "The Rolling Acorn." [00:14] Sign     The Rolling Acorn [00:14] Sign     The Rolling Acorn [00:15] Musubi     I mean, what are those lyrics? [00:16] Tsurukou     How does that one go again? [00:19] Musubi     I don't even want to sing it. [00:20] ---     Meisaku-kun, please sing it for me. [00:22] Meisaku     Who, me? [00:24] Musubi     I'll shout, "There!" when it gets      to the unacceptable part. [00:26] Meisaku     Uh, guess I'm singing it, then. [00:28] Sign     "The Rolling Acorn"     Written by Aoki Nagayoshi Composed by Yanada Tadashi [00:32] Meisaku     An acorn rolled down [00:34] Musubi     There! [00:34] Meisaku     Already?! [00:36] Musubi     When you say "rolled down"... [00:38] Musubi     That's a rice ball thing, don'tcha know! [00:39] Tsurukou     "Don'tcha know"? [00:40] Musubi     Anything shaped like an acorn wouldn't roll. [00:43] Meisaku     I think it would, wouldn't it? [00:44] Sweets     Yup. [00:45] Musubi     The most rollable shape is      a triangle. Like a rice ball! [00:48] Tsurukou     Round's better. [00:49] Musubi     Anyhow, that song's unacceptable. [00:51] ---     I've gathered you all here today to show     you the rolling-ability of a rice ball. [00:55] Meisaku     The rolling-ability, huh? [00:57] Musubi     Time me as I roll, okay? [00:59] Musubi     Ready? [01:01] Tsurukou     And he's gone. [01:02] Sweets     By the way, how does     the rest of that song go? [01:05] Meisaku     An acorn rolls into a pond and gets immersed     in the water, then a loach plays with him. [01:05] Sign     The     Rolling     Acorn [01:10] Sweets     Immersed in a pond? [01:11] Tsurukou     If that happened to Musubi-paisen,     it'd be a total disaster. [01:14] Sweets     He'd come apart in the water. [01:16] Meisaku     That's true. [01:18] Tsurukou     That's not a good sound, right?! [01:20] Meisaku     Let's go find him! [01:23] Sign     No Swimming [01:24] Musubi     I'm immersed in a pond     and now I'm in trouble. [01:26] ---     My body's starting to fall apart! [01:29] Loach     Hello there! SIGN    No Swimming [01:30] Musubi     Wh-Who might you be? [01:31] Loach     I'm a loach. [01:33] Musubi     Great timing! Could you nudge me to the shore? [01:36] Loach     Little boy! [01:37] Musubi     Little boy? [01:38] Loach     Let's play together! [01:40] Musubi     Were you listening? [01:41] Loach     If you play a game with me,     I'll take you to the shore. [01:44] ---     All right, what do you wanna play? [01:46] Musubi     You really want to play right now? [01:48] Loach     Choose from the following: [01:49] Loach     "Hide-and-seek." [01:49] Sign     Hide-and-Seek [01:49] Sign     Hide-and-Seek [01:50] Sign     Hide-and-Seek [01:50] Sign     Hide-and-Seek [01:50] Musubi     I can't move right now. [01:52] Loach     "Water play." [01:52] Sign     Water Play [01:52] Sign     Water Play [01:53] Musubi     You mean what we're already doing? [01:53] Sign     Water Play [01:53] Sign     Water Play [01:55] Loach     "Find the loach that's hiding." [01:55] Sign     Find the     Loach That's     Hiding [01:55] Sign     Find the     Loach That's     Hiding [01:56] Sign     Find the     Loach That's     Hiding [01:56] Sign     Find the     Loach That's     Hiding [01:56] Musubi     That's hide-and-seek! [01:58] Sign     Sword Play with Spiked Bats [01:58] Sign     Sword Play with Spiked Bats [01:58] Loach     "Sword play with spiked bats." [01:59] Sign     Sword Play with Spiked Bats [01:59] Sign     Sword Play with Spiked Bats [01:59] Musubi     I've never heard of that,     and I don't want to play it. [02:02] Loach     Oh, come on now. [02:03] ---     You complain too much. [02:04] Musubi     Can't you suggest something      a little more doable? [02:07] Loach     How about... [02:08] Loach     ...a staring contest? [02:09] Musubi     I can do that! [02:10] Loach     Best of 100! [02:10] Sign     Staring Contest: Best of 100 [02:10] Sign     Staring Contest: Best of 100 [02:12] Musubi     That's way too many rounds! [02:14] Loach     The longer the game, the better it is, right? [02:14] Sign     Staring Contest: Best of 100 [02:14] Sign     Staring Contest: Best of 100 [02:17] Musubi     Why do you want to play so much? [02:19] Loach     I get lonely. [02:21] ---     I'm the only one in this pond. [02:24] Musubi     Oh, are you? [02:25] Musubi     Okay, I'll play with you! [02:27] Loach     Thank you! But I have one favor to ask. [02:30] Musubi     Yes? [02:31] Loach     I have an early start tomorrow,     so please be mindful of that. [02:35] Musubi     Huh? We're not playing that long! [02:40] Meisaku     Musubi! [02:41] Musubi     Hey, I'm over here! [02:44] Meisaku     A loach? [02:45] Musubi     I'm right here! [02:47] Meisaku     You're tiny! [02:48] Tsurukou     What's happening here? [02:49] Musubi     I'll explain it all... [02:51] Musubi     ...in song! [02:52] Meisaku     Why in song? [02:54] Sign     "The Rolling Rice Ball"     Lyrics: Musubi [02:58] Sign     A rice ball rolled down [02:59] Sign     (Translation: Rolling down a gentle hill) [03:01] Meisaku     In English?! [03:01] Sign     Immersed in a game and now in trouble [03:04] Tsurukou     Immersed in a game, not a pond? [03:06] Sign     The loach got tired and bored [03:08] Sweets     You played that much, huh? [03:09] Sign     Little boy, it's about time you went home [03:13] Meisaku     The loach wants him to leave! [03:15] Musubi     Once we started playing,     I got totally sucked in. [03:18] Tsurukou     So can we just agree that rice balls     and acorns both roll really well? [03:22] Musubi     I'm no longer mad about     that section of the song. [03:25] Meisaku     Oh, really? [03:26] Musubi     Only that section, though. [03:27] Sweets     You're still mad about other parts of it? [03:29] Musubi     I'll shout "There!" when you get to it,      so start singing, Meisaku. [03:32] Meisaku     Again? [03:33] Sign     "The Rolling Acorn"     Written by Aoki Nagayoshi Composed by Yanada Tadashi [03:37] Sign     An acorn rolled down [03:39] Sign     Plip-plopping [03:40] Musubi     There! [03:41] Meisaku     Already?! [03:42] Musubi     My issue with it is... [03:44] Musubi     What does "plip-plopping" even mean?! [03:46] Meisaku     Who cares? [03:48] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E199 - Dasaku-Kun's Trash Picture Story Show Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:05] Sign     Once upon a time, there was a zombie who was a herbivore [00:06] Dasaku     Once upon a time, there was     a zombie who was a herbivore. [00:10] Dasaku     Zombies can turn humans     into zombies by biting them. [00:10] Sign     Zombies can turn humans into zombies by biting them [00:12] Dasaku     But since he was a herbivore,     he didn't bite any humans. [00:12] Sign     But since he was a herbivore, he didn't bite any humans [00:16] Dasaku     The end. [00:16] Sign     The end [00:17] Dasaku     What did you think, everyone? [00:19] Kid 1     It was boring. [00:20] Dasaku     Wasn't it? [00:21] Kid 2     Like, I don't get it. [00:23] Dasaku     Yes, yes. [00:23] Kid 1     Boo! What kinda story do you call that? [00:23] Kid 2     Boring! Boo! It's too short. [00:26] Dasaku     Yes, exactly! So this story is... [00:29] Dasaku     Say it with me now! [00:31] ---     Absolute trash! Right? [00:33] Dasaku     Okay, this next one's called: [00:34] ---     "A Middle-Aged Man Who Slept Through     Till Evening Because It Was His Day Off." [00:34] Sign     A Middle-Aged Man [00:34] Sign     Who Slept Through Till Evening Because It Was His Day Off [00:37] ---     Now this is the trashiest of trash. [00:39] Kid 1     Sounds dull. Let's go home. [00:41] Dasaku     Children, wait! [00:44] ---     Damn it! But why? [00:45] ---     It's such a boring story. [00:48] ---     Why don't they want to     listen to the whole thing? [00:51] Meisaku     They don't want to because it's boring! [00:51] Sign     Episode 199     Dasaku-Kun's Trash Picture Story Show [00:53] Dasaku     Oh. It's you, Meisaku Matsuda. [00:55] Meisaku     What were you doing just now? [00:57] Dasaku     Teaching kids the joy of reading trash.     But for some reason, they're not interested. [01:01] ---     Not many kids show up, and     those that do leave halfway. [01:04] Meisaku     No one wants to see them     because they're garbage. [01:06] Dasaku     That's not true! [01:07] ---     There's total trash that gets read      by everyone for some reason. [01:10] ---     I want to create garbage like that! [01:12] Nokio     I didn't think a dream could     be so impossible to support. [01:14] Musubi     Well, he is creating trash, after all. [01:16] Dasaku     I'll research more and produce the      trashiest trash that makes everyone go: [01:19] ---     "Wow, that was a total waste of time,"      and they'll all feel a sense of emptiness! [01:23] Meisaku     That's a terrible goal. [01:26] Bolt     It's awful, Meisaku! [01:28] Meisaku     What's up? [01:28] Musubi     Dasaku-kun's picture story     show is drawing a crowd! [01:32] Bolt     Take a look! [01:33] Kids     I'm so excited! [01:34] Meisaku     It's true! [01:37] Dasaku     Plenty of kids in the gallery today. [01:39] Meisaku     Dasaku-kun, you decided to write      an enjoyable story in the end? [01:42] Dasaku     Nope, no fun to be had      at this picture story show. [01:44] Meisaku     So wait, it isn't fun? [01:45] Musubi     Then, why are so many people here to see it? [01:48] Dasaku     Well, it's because... [01:49] Dasaku     ...it seems interesting! [01:51] Meisaku     It seems interesting? [01:52] Dasaku     It's not fun at all, but I made it look fun. [01:55] Musubi     What do you mean? [01:56] Dasaku     First, look at this! [01:57] ---     First rule of trash:     Use a clickbait thumbnail! [01:58] Sign     Clickbait Thumbnail [01:59] Bolt     Clickbait... thumbnail?! [02:01] Nokio     That thing where a video is nothing      like its thumbnail suggests? [02:04] Musubi     Ah, it's true! Look at the front     cover of his picture story! [02:05] Sign (Left)     Best     Episode [02:05] Sign (Left)     Best     Episode [02:05] Sign (Top)     Surprise Gift Campaign [02:05] Sign (Middle)     to choose from?! [02:05] Sign (Bottom)     A masterpiece [02:05] Sign (Bottom)     A masterpiece [02:05] Sign (Bottom)     greater than Momotaro?! [02:05] Sign (Bottom)     greater than Momotaro?! [02:07] Nokio     It's got all kinds of exaggerations on it! [02:08] Meisaku     You wanted people to come see it that badly? [02:11] Dasaku     Okay, I'll allow you to stay and     watch my trash picture story show. [02:16] Bolt     Even though I know it'll be bad,     I can't fight the urge to see it! [02:20] Nokio     It's the kind of trash we can't not see...     What on earth are we gonna do? [02:24] Meisaku     Why don't we just watch it? [02:25] Bolt     Good idea. [02:26] Sign     Once upon a time, [02:26] Dasaku     Once upon a time, [02:28] Dasaku     there lived an old man and an old woman. [02:28] Sign     there lived an old man and an old woman [02:30] Musubi     Fairly standard opening. [02:31] Dasaku     The old man went up the     mountainside to cut grass. [02:31] Sign     The old man went up the mountainside to cut grass [02:33] Nokio     Huh? It suddenly went live-action! [02:35] Dasaku     It's another rule of trash I found out about... [02:37] Dasaku     "Who Wins? Live-Action Adaptation!" [02:37] Sign     Who Wins? Live-Action Adaptation [02:39] Dasaku     By adapting it into a     live-action film no one asked for, [02:42] ---     it becomes trash despised by      old fans and new fans alike. [02:45] Bolt     Yeah, that does happen. [02:46] Dasaku     The old man who was     gathering wood suddenly... [02:46] Sign     The old man who was gathering wood suddenly [02:49] Musubi     Oh, back to drawings. [02:50] Dasaku     ...passed away. [02:50] Sign     passed away [02:51] Meisaku     Huh? [02:52] Sign     Then he reincarnated in another world for now [02:52] Dasaku     Then he reincarnated in     another world for now. [02:55] Nokio     Why "for now"? [02:56] Dasaku     It's another rule of trash: [02:58] ---     "Jumping on the Bandwagon!" [02:58] Sign     Jumping on the Bandwagon [03:00] Dasaku     If you dabble in the in-thing,      people will check it out. [03:03] ---     That's why, right now,     you gotta isekai your characters. [03:06] Nokio     Don't isekai people for such     underhanded reasons. You're the worst! [03:09] Meisaku     Did you forget we did that, too? [03:11] Sign     Then the old man streamed gameplay, his morning routine, [03:11] Dasaku     Then the old man streamed     gameplay, his morning routine, [03:11] Sign     Gameplay [03:11] Sign     Morning Routine [03:11] Sign     Cover Song [03:11] Sign     Dance Cover [03:14] Sign     a cover song, and a dance cover [03:14] Dasaku     a cover song, and a dance cover. [03:16] Musubi     Jeez, he's all over the place! [03:17] Bolt     Don't pretend to be a creator     if all you do is imitate! [03:20] Dasaku     Well, that's all I've got for you today. [03:22] ---     Next time, you'll get to see... [03:24] ---     ...an important announcement from the old man! [03:24] Sign     IMPORTANT     ANNOUNCEMENT [03:27] Nokio     The kind that turns out not to be important? [03:29] Musubi     Or where he announces he's retiring,     but he'll come back right away? [03:32] Meisaku     It's guaranteed to be trash! [03:37] Kids     Boo! [03:39] Meisaku     Everyone's super mad. [03:41] Dasaku     Uh-huh, yup, that's right. [03:43] ---     This title is... [03:45] ---     Say it with me now! [03:46] All     Absolute trash! [03:47] Dasaku     That's correct! [03:48] ---     If it sounds interesting but ends up     sucking, it's the trashiest of trash! [03:52] Bolt     It's the worst. [03:53] Dasaku     Well then, that concludes     this week's Meisaku-Kun. [03:57] Meisaku     Huh? Uh... that's the end? [03:58] Dasaku     That's right. [03:59] Meisaku     Y'know, your face looks kind of odd... [04:01] Dasaku     This is another rule of trash: [04:03] Sign     QUALITY [04:03] Dasaku     "QUALITY!" [04:04] Dasaku     In trash anime, the art's      only good at the start. [04:06] ---     Later in the series, the art     takes a nosedive, so watch out. [04:09] Meisaku     Meisaku-Kun isn't a trash anime, you know! [04:13] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E200 - Special Deluxe Friendship Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:05] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:05] Sign (Left)     School Zone [00:05] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:05] Sign (Right)     Peaches from     Shangri-La [00:06] Meisaku     Like I said, I can't come. [00:07] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:07] Sign (Left)     School Zone [00:07] ---     Because I can't! [00:09] Nokio     What's up with him? [00:09] Sign     Episode 200     Special Deluxe Friendship [00:11] Tsurukou     He's blowing the hell     up on someone on the phone. [00:12] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:12] Sign (Left)     School Zone [00:12] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:12] Sign (Right)     Peaches from     Shangri-La [00:12] Meisaku     I'm hanging up now! [00:14] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:14] Sign (Left)     School Zone [00:14] ---     Gotta go! Bye! [00:16] Bolt     What was that about? [00:17] Meisaku     Well, Sweets is home alone, and he wanted      me to come over because he's afraid. [00:21] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:21] Sign (Left)     School Zone [00:23] Tsurukou     He sounds like a little kid. [00:25] Meisaku     But there's something I gotta go do. [00:27] Nokio     Something you gotta go do? [00:29] Meisaku     Mei drew a portrait of me at     preschool and brought it home. [00:29] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:29] Sign (Left)     School Zone [00:32] Bolt     And? [00:33] Nokio     So? [00:34] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:34] Sign (Left)     School Zone [00:34] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:34] Sign (Right)     Peaches from     Shangri-La [00:34] Meisaku     I wanna see it as soon as possible. [00:35] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:35] Sign (Left)     School Zone [00:36] Bolt     Oh, and that means you can't     possibly spare time for Sweets, huh? [00:39] Nokio     You're one cold-hearted person. [00:41] Tsurukou     Never heard of friendship, Paisen? [00:43] Meisaku     Stop attacking me, jeez! [00:44] ---     Hey, you guys look free. Why don't      you go visit Sweets in my place? [00:48] Tsurukou     Ugh, such a pain. [00:49] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:49] Sign (Left)     School Zone [00:49] Meisaku     What happened to "friendship"?! [00:51] Nokio     What's in it for us? [00:52] Meisaku     For you? [00:53] ---     Well, Sweets did say he was     ordering some special deluxe sushi. [00:54] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:54] Sign (Left)     School Zone [00:54] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:54] Sign (Right)     Peaches from     Shangri-La [00:54] Sign     Ordering Special Deluxe Sushi [00:54] Sign     Ordering Special Deluxe Sushi [00:58] Nok/Bol/Tsu     Well, if you insist... [01:00] Meisaku     Look at your faces! [01:04] Sweets     Hello! Who is it? [01:06] Nokio     It's Nokio. [01:07] Bolt     And Bolt. [01:08] Tsurukou     Tsurukou, too! [01:09] Sweets     Huh? What are you all doing here? [01:11] Bolt     We heard about the special deluxe... [01:12] ---     I mean, we came to check on     you 'cause you're home alone. [01:15] Sweets     Peachy peach! You're all so kind!     It's a blessing to have such good friends. [01:19] Nokio     Isn't it just? [01:19] Sweets     All right, see ya! [01:21] Nokio     H-Hey! Invite us in! [01:23] Sweets     I can't do that! [01:24] Tsurukou     Huh? [01:25] Sweets     I'm wary of guests right now 'cause     I just read this classic tale called: [01:26] Sign     The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats [01:26] Sign     The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats [01:28] ---     "The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats." [01:30] Bolt     What's that? [01:31] Tsurukou     I know that story. [01:32] ---     Seven little goats are     house-sitting all by themselves, [01:32] Sign     The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats [01:35] ---     when a wolf shows up, pretends to     be their mom, and eats 'em all up. [01:39] Sweets     That's why I'm not letting     anyone in, other than Meisaku! [01:43] Bolt     What about us?! [01:44] Sweets     No way! [01:45] ---     You might be a wolf that      looks exactly like Bolt! [01:47] Tsurukou     He's ultra-suspicious of everything! [01:49] Bolt     Shoulda known he was an idiot. [01:50] Nokio     What do we do now? [01:52] Tsurukou     Leave this to me. [01:55] ---     Sweets, it's me, Meisaku. [01:58] Nokio     Is that really gonna work? [01:59] Sweets     Hm, wait, that voice... [02:02] Sweets     Meisaku? [02:02] Bolt     Guess it worked. [02:03] Meisaku     I'm going to tell you all about a classic tale. [02:06] Nokio     Good one. He does that every chance he gets. [02:09] Tsurukou     "The Wolf and the Seven Little     Goats" is a tale about a wolf. [02:13] ---     And it has seven little goats in it. [02:15] Bolt     Well, obviously. [02:16] Nokio     That was so bad, Sweets     is sure to see through you. [02:18] Sweers     There's no doubt about it. That's Meisaku! [02:20] Nokio     He's so gullible. [02:21] Turukou     In the tale, the wolf also imitates      the voice of the goats' mom. [02:25] Bolt     Which means he fell for the same trick. [02:27] Nokio     He learned nothing from the tale. [02:29] Sweets     However! [02:30] ---     I'm super suspicious right now! [02:32] ---     I'm not opening this door until     I see Meisaku on the monitor! [02:35] Tsurukou     Such a pain! [02:36] Sweets     Feet! Show me Meisaku's feet! [02:38] Bolt     Why his feet? [02:39] Tsurukou     Probably because that's what the     little goats ask to see in the tale. [02:42] Nokio     But that leads to the goats getting      eaten. Why follow their example? [02:46] Bolt     I guess we can try showing him my feet. [02:48] Sweets     Peachy peach! Meisaku's     feet don't look like that! [02:50] Bolt     He didn't fall for it. [02:52] Sweets     Meisaku wears pink platform sandals! [02:55] Tsurukou     Do you even know him? [02:56] Nokio     Time for our last resort! [03:00] Nokio     So, as a last resort,     I brought Meisaku himself. [03:04] Bolt     But Sweets is still skeptical. [03:05] Meisaku     I told you, it really is me! [03:08] Sweets     You're not wearing platform sandals! [03:09] Meisaku     I don't wear party girl sandals! [03:11] Tsurukou     This is hopeless. [03:12] Sweets     Then, can you answer this question? [03:14] ---     If you really are Meisaku,     you must remember that day. [03:17] Meisaku     "That day"? Which day? [03:20] Bolt     Special deluxe sushi is at stake. Think hard. [03:22] Tsurukou     This'll determine if your friendship     is standard size or special deluxe! [03:25] Meisaku     That just puts pressure on me. [03:28] Sweets     Answer this! [03:29] ---     So on that day, um, uh... [03:32] ---     What happened? [03:33] Meisaku     You don't remember?! [03:35] Sweets     Peachy peach! Th-That comeback... [03:37] ---     It is Meisaku! [03:38] Meisaku     Seriously?! [03:41] Sign     Dog     Monkey     Pheasant [03:41] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:41] Sweets     Thanks for coming, everyone!     I believed in you! [03:44] Meisaku     You had a lot of doubts. [03:45] Nokio     Never mind that! Where's     the special deluxe sushi? [03:47] Sweets     Oh, the delivery guy came earlier. [03:49] Bolt     And? [03:49] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:49] Sign     Dog     Monkey     Pheasant [03:50] Tsurukou     Where's the sushi now? [03:51] Sweets     Not here. [03:52] Nokio     Huh? [03:53] Sweets     The delivery guy... [03:54] Sweets     ...could've been a wolf, so I sent him away! [03:57] Nok/Bol/Tsu     You're ultra-suspicious of everything! [03:57] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:57] Sign     Dog     Monkey     Pheasant [03:59] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E201 - Boltbusters Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:05] Sign     Student     on Duty     Today [00:07] Bolt     Boltbusters! [00:08] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:08] Sign     Story [00:09] Meisaku     Right. [00:09] Sign     Student     on Duty     Today [00:11] Bolt     Boltbusters! [00:13] Meisaku     Uh, yeah... [00:13] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:13] Sign     Story [00:14] Bolt     How was that? [00:14] Meisaku     I don't know what to say. [00:16] Sign     Episode 201     Boltbusters [00:16] Bolt     I watched the classic movie,     Ghostbusters, and got inspired. [00:20] Meisaku     Oh, so that's why you were doing that. [00:20] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:20] Sign     Story [00:22] Musubi     What's Ghostbusters? [00:24] Meisaku     Ghostbusters is a movie     about men who catch ghosts. [00:24] Sign     Ghostbusters [00:28] ---     They wear vacuum cleaner-like things on      their backs, and suck up ghosts with them. [00:32] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:32] Sign     Story [00:32] Bolt     By the way, mine isn't "like"     a vacuum cleaner, it is one. [00:35] Sign     Student     on Duty     Today [00:35] ---     It boasts steady suction power,     so it can suck up ghosts. [00:38] Meisaku     I doubt that. [00:39] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:39] Sign     Story [00:39] Bolt     After watching the movie,     I decided to form the "Boltbusters"! [00:41] Sign     Boltbusters [00:41] Sign     Boltbusters [00:43] Nokio     Wouldn't "Boltbusters" mean you bust Bolts? [00:43] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:43] Sign     Story [00:46] Musubi     What do you plan to do? [00:48] Bolt     Bust ghosts, of course. [00:50] ---     I wrote a phone number on some fliers      and put them up around school. [00:53] ---     Clients should be calling any time now. [00:53] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:53] Sign     Story [00:55] Meisaku     I don't think it's quite as easy as that. [00:58] Bolt     See? There's one now! [00:59] Nokio     Someone did call! [00:59] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:59] Sign     Story [01:00] Meisaku     Don't be ridiculous. That's my phone ringing. [01:03] ---     Hello? [01:04] Bolt     Don't be silly, Meisaku. [01:04] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:04] Sign     Story [01:05] ---     I put your number on the fliers. [01:08] Client     I need a ghost busted, please. [01:09] Meisaku     Use your own phone number! [01:09] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:09] Sign     Story [01:13] Bolt     This is where they need my services! [01:15] Meisaku     An old European-style house, huh? [01:16] Nokio     It does look like it could be haunted. [01:18] Bolt     Listen up. If you see any ghosts, shout for me. [01:21] ---     Shout, "Bolt!" as loud as you can. Got that? [01:23] Meisaku     Fine. [01:24] Bolt     Nokio? [01:25] Nokio     'Kay. [01:26] Bolt     Musubi? [01:26] Musubi     Yup. [01:27] Bolt     And you? [01:28] Ghost     Sure. [01:30] Bolt     Bolt! [01:31] Meisaku     Don't call out to yourself! [01:33] Bolt     Calm down, everyone.     Let's see if this spirit is evil. [01:36] ---     If it is, I'll suck it up with this! [01:38] Meisaku     How do you find out if it's evil or not? [01:40] Bolt     That's easy. All ghosts... [01:42] Bolt     ...are evil! [01:44] Meisaku     Confirm it first! [01:45] Bolt     Okay, Mister, answer "yes"     or "no" to these statements. [01:48] Ghost     Who, me? [01:49] Meisaku     You're quizzing the ghost? [01:51] Bolt     "I am an evil spirit." [01:51] Sign     I am an evil spirit [01:52] Ghost     No. [01:53] Meisaku     There, you got your answer. [01:53] Sign     I've killed a human before [01:54] Bolt     "I've killed a human before." [01:56] Ghost     No. [01:57] Bolt     "I hold a grudge against humans." [01:57] Sign     I hold a grudge against humans [01:58] Ghost     No. [01:59] Bolt     "People who are routinely a     few minutes late irritate me." [01:59] Sign     People who are routinely [01:59] Sign     a few minutes late irritate me [02:02] Ghost     Um, no. [02:03] Bolt     "When you ask someone 'Are you mad?'     and they say 'yes,' they're mad, [02:03] Sign     When you ask someone "Are you mad?" and they say "yes," they're mad, [02:03] Sign     and if they say "no," they're definitely mad [02:06] ---     and if they say 'no,' they're definitely mad." [02:08] Ghost     Hm... [02:10] Ghost     Yes. [02:11] Bolt     You're evil! [02:12] Meisaku     You can't tell that from that statement! [02:14] Ghost     Did you all come here     to help me rest in peace? [02:18] Nokio     Well, you could say that. [02:19] Ghost     I see. [02:20] ---     But you know, I'm not ready for that. [02:23] Meisaku     Why can't you rest in peace? [02:24] Ghost     You want to know why I'm clinging      to this world in this miserable state? [02:30] ---     Why my grudge keeps me bound to this house? [02:34] Nokio     H-His aura's changed somehow. [02:36] Bolt     Good. That's more evil spirit-like! [02:37] Meisaku     Don't be so happy that he might be evil! [02:39] Ghost     I bought this house 20 years ago. [02:42] Musubi     Gulp. [02:43] Ghost     But the day I was supposed to move in, I died! [02:47] ---     Over time, this beautiful,     newly built house became dirty. [02:51] ---     I'm too sad about it to rest in peace! [02:55] Nokio     That's the reason you can't pass on? [02:57] Bolt     But wait... that means you're... [03:00] Musubi     Not evil. [03:01] Meisaku     If that's the case... [03:02] Meisaku     Maybe we can help? [03:06] Bolt     This vacuum wasn't meant for cleaning. [03:09] Meisaku     That's exactly what it was designed for. [03:11] Bolt     I'm done! [03:12] Ghost     Wow! It looks as beautiful      as when it was built. [03:15] ---     Now I'm finally ready to pass on... [03:19] Meisaku     The ghost is disappearing! [03:21] Ghost     Thank you, thank you... [03:23] Bolt     Now! [03:24] Bolt     Boltbusters! [03:25] Meisaku     He's passing on! You don't     need to suck him up! [03:29] Sign     Don't run [03:29] Sign     in the     hallway [03:29] Bolt     I wasn't able to catch the ghost after all. [03:32] Musubi     He passed on, so it's all good. [03:34] Bolt     However, thanks to word of mouth,     Boltbusters' reputation is skyrocketing! [03:39] Nokio     Huh? [03:39] Meisaku     Like I said... [03:39] Sign     Don't run [03:39] Sign     in the     hallway [03:40] Meisaku     We do ghostbusting... [03:42] Meisaku     ...not cleaning! [03:43] Bolt     Our reputation as cleaners, that is. [03:44] Sign     Don't run [03:44] Sign     in the     hallway [03:45] Meisaku     At least call Bolt's cell instead of mine! [03:49] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E202 - The Dragon King's Speech Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:05] Sign     Episode 202     The Dragon King's Speech [00:06] Peach     Ugh, this sucks. [00:08] Pino     Monday mornings are the worst     because there's always an assembly. [00:11] Meisaku     Why do you hate 'em so much? [00:12] Pino     The principal talks for too damn long. [00:15] Turtle?     It sucks having to stand here and listen. [00:17] Rice     Last week, someone passed out     and got taken to the infirmary. [00:19] Rice     When they came back,     the principal was still talking. [00:22] Meisaku     Wow, that's pretty damn long. [00:24] Peach     Hey, it's starting. [00:25] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:25] Sign     Student Council [00:26] Prez     I am the student council president,     Chienetsu Harusame! [00:29] Meisaku     Hey, it's the president. [00:30] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:30] Sign     Student Council [00:30] Prez     I know this is sudden, but this morning's     assembly speech by the principal... [00:34] Prez     ...has been canceled! [00:35] Pino     For real? [00:36] Prez     I will be conducting the     assemblies from now on. [00:36] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:36] Sign     Student Council [00:39] Turtle     Woo, yeah! President! [00:41] Prez     No more shall you be subjected     to long, boring assemblies. [00:44] Prez     The time has come for the student council's... [00:46] Prez     ...long, fun assemblies! [00:49] All     Damn it, they're still long?! [00:50] Turtle     Make 'em short! [00:51] Pino     It sucks having to stand here for so long! [00:53] Prez     Let's kick things off with the     classic morning feel-good story. [00:53] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:53] Sign     Student Council [00:56] Some     Classic? [00:57] Prez     It's super touching, so don't forget to cry. [00:59] Turtle     How are we meant to cry on demand? [01:01] Prez     Let's talk about why this     school wants to educate you. [01:01] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:01] Sign     Student Council [01:04] Some     Does it really, though? [01:05] Prez     Our school has three golden rules. [01:07] Prez     Be kind to others. Always     greet others energetically. [01:07] Sign     Golden [01:07] Sign     Rules [01:07] Sign     Be kind to others [01:09] Sign     Always greet others energetically [01:10] Prez     Don't go swinging around an axe. [01:10] Sign     Don't go swinging around an axe [01:12] Some     Is that third one really necessary? [01:14] Prez     So this morning, when I was     greeting people at the gates, [01:14] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:14] Sign     Student Council [01:17] Prez     I encountered a student who     wasn't following these rules. [01:19] Pino     Not everyone greets people all the time. [01:21] Prez     So I said to them: [01:23] Prez     "Swinging that axe around     like that is dangerous." [01:23] Sign     Swinging that     axe around     like that is     dangerous [01:23] Sign     Swinging that     axe around     like that is     dangerous [01:25] Some     Someone really did have an axe. [01:27] Prez     Now, let's take a moment to really      think about what the first golden rule, [01:27] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:27] Sign     Student Council [01:30] Prez     "be kind to others," truly means. [01:32] Prez     Who springs to mind when      you picture a kind person? [01:36] Meisaku     I'm not sure... [01:37] Prez     Me, of course. [01:38] Meisaku     Yeah, no. [01:39] Prez     True kindness is... [01:39] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:39] Sign     Student Council [01:40] Prez     ...when you go "Here" and toss a can of     coffee to a subordinate when they mess up. [01:41] Sign     Here [01:44] Meisaku     We're salarymen now? [01:46] Prez     If you have a buddy who     didn't study before a test... [01:46] Sign     Japa [01:46] Sign     nese 10 [01:48] Sign     Yeah,     I didn't     study     either [01:48] Sign     Yeah,     I didn't     study     either [01:48] Prez     ...lie and say: "Yeah, I didn't     study either" to put them at ease. [01:53] Meisaku     Wait, that was a lie?! You ass! [01:55] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:55] Sign     Student Council [01:55] Prez     Well? [01:56] Prez     Any of you crying yet? [01:57] Rice     Who'd cry listening to this crap? [01:59] Peach     Peachy peach... [02:00] Meisaku     Seriously? [02:01] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:01] Sign     Student Council [02:01] Prez     Next, I'd like to acknowledge some of our      clubs for their excellent achievements. [02:05] Prez     First up... [02:06] Prez     The Inari Sushi Club. [02:06] Sign     The Inari Sushi Club [02:06] Sign     The Inari Sushi Club [02:07] Guy     A club like that exists? [02:09] Prez     In the Annual Spring Inari     Sushi Research Contest, [02:09] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:09] Sign     Student Council [02:11] Prez     our In-Su Club managed to place 70th! [02:14] Pino     Is that worth acknowledging? [02:16] Some     In-Su? It has a nickname? [02:17] Prez     Next up, the VB team. [02:17] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:17] Sign     Student Council [02:19] ---     VB? [02:19] Prez     By the way, I don't meant the sport      where you set and spike a ball. [02:22] Pino     Oh, is it the Victorian-Era Ballet Team? [02:24] Prez     Of course, I mean the Venerable Bronco Team. [02:24] Sign     The Venerable Bronco Team [02:24] Sign     The Venerable Bronco Team [02:25] Sign     V B [02:25] Sign     V B [02:26] Some     The hell kind of club is that? [02:28] Prez     In a recent contest where you     had to guess a horse's age, [02:28] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:28] Sign     Student Council [02:30] Prez     our Venerable Bronco Team     placed 8th at Nationals! [02:32] Prez     Congratulations! [02:33] Turtle     Is that actually good, though? [02:35] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:35] Sign     Student Council [02:35] Prez     Next up, we have a real class act. [02:37] Prez     We won the National Handball Tournament! [02:40] Meisaku     Wow, really? That's amazing. [02:42] Prez     Let's give a huge round of applause to     the winners of the Handball Nationals: [02:42] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:42] Sign     Student Council [02:45] Prez     The members of the In-Su Club! [02:45] Sign     The Inari Sushi Club [02:45] Sign     The Inari Sushi Club [02:47] Meisaku     Not the actual Handball Team?! [02:49] Pino     Wow, the Inari Sushi Club's on fire. [02:51] Rice     He just won't stop talking. [02:53] Meisaku     Our classes are starting soon.     How long's he gonna keep babbling for? [02:56] Peach     Probably at least until 2nd period. [02:59] Pino     Maybe even 3rd. [03:01] Turtle     Nah, he wouldn't go that long. [03:03] Some     And so, 4th period rolled around,     then lunch, and finally... [03:09] Some     The first half of the assembly ended! [03:10] Guy     Sorry, the first half?! [03:14] All     President! [03:15] Prez     Well? How do you like the all-new assembly? [03:17] Prez     We have a karaoke contest and a     mochi-making contest in the second half! [03:20] Turtle     Who needs any of that?! [03:21] Prez     What? But making mochi is fun. [03:23] Rice     Speeches aren't meant     to be about having fun. [03:25] Peach     More importantly... [03:27] All     It's too damn long! [03:29] Prez     What?! What kind of speech      do you all want, then? [03:31] Mei     Well, for example, Dr. Martin Luther     King's speech on racial discrimination [03:36] Mei     which had his "I have a dream" line     is pretty famous for being heartfelt. [03:39] Prez     So you want a heartfelt speech, huh? [03:41] Prez     Understood! [03:41] Sign     UNDERSTOOD [03:43] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:43] Sign     Student Council [03:44] Prez     So, on days when you didn't sleep enough,      you should have a light breakfast. [03:48] Meisaku     Well? [03:49] Turtle     It wasn't bad. [03:51] Rice     It might even have been a little heartfelt. [03:53] Peach     The only problem is... [03:55] Prez     And with that... [03:55] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:55] Sign     Student Council [03:57] Prez     I'd like to conclude my all-night speech! [04:00] All     It's too damn long! [04:02] Some     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E203 - The Scary Jizo Statues Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:06] Tsuru     Wah! Wah! [00:07] Tsuru     Something super scary happened! [00:07] Sign     Episode 203     The Scary Jizo Statues [00:09] Mei     What was it? [00:10] Tsuru     I was walking home from school yesterday... [00:14] Tsuru     And there were these Jizo     statues in big trouble! [00:18] Mai     That sounds rough! [00:19] Tsuru     I felt really bad for them,     so I held an umbrella over them. [00:23] Mei     An umbrella? [00:23] Tsuru     Well, it was drizzling! [00:25] Mei     Do something about the tigers and the spears! [00:27] Tsuru     Then I went home. [00:29] Bol     How exactly was that scary? [00:31] Tsuru     It wasn't! But the story isn't over! [00:34] Tsuru     That very night, I was in bed, [00:36] Tsuru     and I heard this creepy sound like...     "Tha-thump! Tha-thump!" [00:39] Bol     Oh? [00:40] Tsuru     I went outside to see what it was... [00:43] Tsuru     And it was the Jizo statues     from that afternoon! [00:45] Tsuru     Scary, right?! [00:47] Both     Scary! [00:48] Tsuru     For some reason they left food     and stuff in front of my house. [00:51] Tsuru     Scary, right? [00:52] Mei     No, that's not scary at all. [00:54] Mei     Those were gifts. [00:55] Tsu     Gifts? Really? [00:57] Mei     There's a classic story     called Jizo and the Hats. [00:57] Sign     Jizo     and     the     Hats [00:59] Mei     One snowy day, an old man gives     hats to the Jizo statues, [01:02] Mei     and then the Jizo statues bring     him gifts of rice in thanks. [01:07] Mei     I think those statues brought gifts     to thank you for your kindness! [01:12] Tsuru     I wish they'd brought better stuff, though. [01:14] Bol     Did they bring rice to you, too? [01:15] Mei     Yeah. [01:16] Mei     But getting rice from     strangers creeps me out. [01:19] Mei     I can't even eat rice     balls someone else makes. [01:22] Mei     Don't be like that! [01:23] Noki     They didn't give you anything else? [01:25] Tsuru     They also gave me food! [01:27] Mei     What kind of food? [01:28] Tsuru     Strawberry jam, marmalade, and margarine! [01:28] Sign     Strawberry Jam, Marmalade, Margarine [01:28] Sign     Strawberry Jam, Marmalade, Margarine [01:31] Bol     Those are all bread condiments! [01:32] Noki     They shoulda given you bread, not rice! [01:34] Mei     Now, now... [01:35] Tsuru     They also gave me the newest game system! [01:37] Bol     That's actually freakin' awesome! [01:39] Bol     I'm freakin' jealous now! [01:41] Tsu     But I already have this one. [01:43] Tsu     Those Jizos are so useless. [01:45] Nok     Bolt. [01:46] Bol     Nokio. [01:47] Both     Let's go! [01:48] Mei     You're just after the gifts! [01:52] Tsuru     They're polishing the heck out of those! [01:54] Mei     They sure are! [01:55] Noki     They're done! Look at this Jizo of mine! [01:57] Mei     It doesn't belong to you. [01:59] Mei     His features are more defined! [02:01] Noki     Even old men want to be attractive. [02:03] Noki     So I used a chisel to change his face! [02:05] Mei     That's so blasphemous! [02:06] Noki     He's gonna love this! [02:08] Noki     I can't wait for my gifts! [02:10] Bol     Look at this Jizo of mine! [02:11] Bol     In the old story, the Jizos were cold. [02:14] Bol     So this is the correct answer! [02:16] Mei     A down jacket is not the answer! [02:18] Tsu     It's summer, man! [02:20] Bol     I can't wait to get my new game system! [02:22] Mei     Not sure you're getting it. [02:24] Bol     I spent 50,000 yen on that down jacket! [02:26] Bol     I'd better be getting it! [02:27] Mei     That's a big gamble! [02:31] Both     I'm so excited! [02:32] Mei     I can't stop you from getting excited, but... [02:35] Mei     Why are you waiting in my house?! [02:35] Sign     One Day,     One Classic     Story [02:37] Noki     It'd be scary to have Jizo     statues coming to my house. [02:39] Mei     It's scary for me, too! [02:40] Mei     Scary! [02:42] Noki     Oh, calm down. [02:43] Noki     We'll pick up our stuff and go right home. [02:44] Mei     What am I, a postal service? [02:46] Mei     Well, whatever. [02:47] Mei     I doubt you're getting any     gifts for what you did. [02:51] Bol     Th-That sound... Could it be? [02:53] Tsuru     That's the same sound I heard! [02:55] Bol     The Jizo statues are here! [02:57] Noki     But which one? Which Jizo statue came? [03:00] Noki     That Jizo of mine! [03:02] ---     Damn it! [03:03] Mei     He's really going to thank you for that? [03:06] Noki     You're giving me this? [03:08] Noki     Thank you, Jizo statue! [03:09] Mei     What'd he give you? [03:11] Noki     It's... [03:12] Noki     An anpan with a bite taken out of it! [03:15] Noki     It's a freakin' anpan with     a bite taken out of it! [03:17] Noki     Is this a joke or something?! [03:19] Bol     It's that Jizo of mine! [03:20] Tsuru     Did he really appreciate getting     a down jacket in summer? [03:22] Bol     Look at that shine! It's... [03:25] Mei     What now? [03:26] Bol     It's... a down jacket! [03:30] Bol     That's the thing I gave you! [03:31] Mei     He returned it! [03:34] Both     This is unacceptable! [03:36] Noki     Why didn't we get game systems?! [03:38] Tsuru     Probably because you only helped     them to try to get stuff. [03:41] Bol     In other words, we need to not make     it obvious we're trying to get stuff. [03:44] Tsuru     Maybe. [03:45] Noki     Thanks, Tsuruko. That's very educational. [03:47] Bol     Thanks, Tsuruko. [03:48] Bol     It's pretty late. We'll walk you home. [03:50] Noki     Wanna stop by my place for dinner? [03:52] Tsuru     You're suddenly nice... [03:53] Tsuru     Are you after my game systems?! [03:56] Mei     You're the scary ones! [03:57] Mei     Scary! [03:59] Some     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E204 - Spot the Error Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:06] Meisaku     Excuse me! [00:07] Sweets And Nokio     Hmm... [00:07] Sign     Episode 204     Spot the Error [00:09] Meisaku     What are you two doing here? [00:11] Sweets     Oh, Meisaku! [00:12] Nokio     Lassi told us to do "spot the error." [00:15] Meisaku     Okay. [00:15] Sweets     But what's... [00:17] Sweets And Nokio     "spot the error"? [00:18] Meisaku     That's where you're stuck?! [00:20] Meisaku     "Spot the Error" is literally     a game where you spot errors. [00:24] Meisaku     How do you not know? [00:25] Nokio     That breaks my heart. [00:27] Nokio     There's no such thing as errors     on this beautiful planet. [00:29] Meisaku     In this game, there are. [00:31] Lassi     You two still haven't solved it yet? [00:34] Meisaku     Mr. Lassi. [00:35] Lassi     Seriously? Meisaku, help them spot the errors. [00:39] Meisaku     Right... SIGN    Can you spot the errors? [00:41] Meisaku     Oh, it's a photo of you two. [00:43] Lassi     Correct. It was taken     yesterday after school. [00:46] Meisaku     What are the errors? [00:48] Meisaku     Oh, the patterns on the balls are different! [00:50] Nokio     My mouth is changed from "ah~" to "mmm~." [00:53] Meisaku     Just say the shape of your mouth. [00:55] Lassi     While those are correct,     there's one major error. [00:58] Sweets     Really? What is it? [01:00] Lassi     Time's up! Look here! [01:02] Nokio     You mean behind us? [01:04] Meisaku     That looks like a rock... Oh! [01:06] Lassi     Indeed. The biggest error is... SIGN    Answer: Playing soccer in the classroom [01:09] Lassi     playing soccer in the classroom! [01:12] Meisaku     That's the error?! [01:15] Lassi     You were supposed to be taking the extra     lesson after school for failing the test. [01:18] Lassi     As a punishment, I order you     to renovate your classroom! [01:22] Sweets And Nokio     Boooo! [01:23] Meisaku     Detention renovation rather     than detention cleaning! [01:26] Bolt     Well, well, well... [01:28] Nokio     Bolt?! [01:28] Bolt     Mr. Lassi, are you really in a position to     quiz someone else for "spot the error"? [01:33] Lassi     What do you mean? [01:34] Bolt     You also made an error, did you not? [01:37] Bolt     Here, solve this puzzle of "spot the error"! [01:40] Meisaku     We're doing it again? SIGN    Can you spot the errors? [01:42] Nokio     Th-This is...! [01:43] Meisaku     What?! [01:45] Lassi     Wh-Where... just where     exactly did you find this? [01:47] Bolt     I photographed this by chance, right here     in this teachers' lounge last night. [01:51] Meisaku     Was it really by chance? [01:53] Bolt     What could the errors possibly be? [01:56] Bolt     Why don't you tell us? [01:58] Lassi     Ugh... [02:00] Sweets     Hey, the colors of the cans are different! [02:02] Meisaku     You're simply looking for differences... [02:07] Lassi     You were playing soccer in a classroom; [02:09] Lassi     I was drinking in the teachers' lounge. [02:11] Lassi     Now we're even. [02:12] Meisaku     I think you're at a disadvantage     with six to four. [02:14] Lassi     To hell with it! We'll decide who's     the winner with more "spot the error"! SIGN    Can you spot the errors? [02:19] Lassi     Can you solve this one? [02:20] Meisaku     There are too many errors,     they're practically different pictures! [02:23] Lassi     There are 40 errors in total. [02:26] Nokio     That's too many to spot. [02:27] Bolt     Now, it's our turn! [02:29] Bolt     How about this one? [02:30] Sweets     Wow, I see someone's hand on my shoulder. [02:32] Nokio     I've turned into a faceless ghost! [02:34] Lassi     Mysterious faces are floating around! [02:36] Meisaku     It's a ghost photo! [02:40] Sweets     We played too much "spot the error"... [02:42] Bolt     Now everything looks... [02:44] Lassi     ...like they're errors... [02:46] Nokio     Am I a human being? [02:48] Bolt     Is my name Leonidas III? [02:49] Lassi     What is a dog? [02:51] Meisaku     You all have gone crazy. [02:52] Nokio     By the way, what brought you to     the teachers' lounge, Meisaku? [02:55] Meisaku     That reminds me, Mr. Lassi called me here. [02:58] Lassi     That's right. There was an     error with your test score. [03:01] Lassi     Meisaku, you failed it, so you     gotta take the extra lesson, too. [03:03] Meisaku     I wish you hadn't spotted that error! [03:07] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [03:09] Lassi     So everyone, there are seven     errors in this episode. [03:14] Meisaku     Huh? [03:15] Bolt     For example, I turned into     a kappa in this shot. [03:17] Sweets     In this shot, I was slightly bigger. [03:20] Nokio     There are five more errors. [03:22] Lassi     Take your time to find them all! [03:24] Meisaku     Don't use this anime for "spot the error"! E205 - Appare! Meisaku-Dono Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:05] Sign     Episode 205     Appare! Meisaku-Dono [00:06] Narrator     The Edo period. Two commoners in Dragon     Palace Town, Mei-san and Momobee, [00:10] ---     are slacking off as usual. [00:14] Sweets     Man... [00:15] Sweets     I wanna eat some desserts from the convenience     store and watch a K-drama on my phone. [00:18] Meisaku     Hey now! [00:19] ---     We're giving the classic genre      of "period drama" a try today, [00:20] Sign     Period Drama [00:20] Sign     Period Drama [00:23] ---     so be more era-appropriate. [00:25] Sweets     But I just can't get into it.     My outfit's the same. [00:28] Meisaku     Swe— I mean, Momobee-san,     your outfit suits period dramas. [00:32] Bolt     Mei-san! Momobee! You in there? [00:34] Meisaku     Ah, it's Kamegoro-san, the landlord. [00:36] Bolt     I'm coming in! [00:37] Bolt     Are you two slacking off in     the middle of the day again? [00:39] Meisake     Wait, why are you drawn like that?! [00:41] Bolt     Oh, this? I look like I'm     from the Edo period, no? [00:43] Meisaku     Yeah, too much. You stand out. [00:45] Bolt     My arms are getting tired, though. [00:46] Sweets     It's because you can't move them. [00:48] Bolt     But never mind all that! [00:49] ---     The top merchant in town,     Mr. Rice Store, wants to see you! [00:50] Sign     Mr. Rice Store [00:50] Sign     Mr. Rice Store [00:50] Sign     Mr. Rice Store [00:52] Sweets     Boo. [00:53] Meisaku     Well, we do owe him money. [00:56] Sweets     Monthly credit card payments are rough. [00:58] Meisaku     They didn't have that in the Edo period. [01:02] Musubi     Work! Work, I say! [01:04] ---     Keep baking this artisan bread     that's so popular right now! [01:07] Sweets     You're called Mr. Rice Store, but you're a baker? [01:09] Meisaku     They had artisan bread in the Edo period? [01:12] Musubi     You're working for free today! [01:14] ---     No breaks! [01:15] ---     And if you make a mistake,     I'll yell at you in front of everyone! [01:18] Sweets     That's an abuse of power! [01:19] Meisaku     That's illegal nowadays! [01:20] Tsurukou     I heard all of that. [01:22] Meisaku     Oh, it's the apprentice, Tsurukichi-san. [01:24] Tsurukou     You're doing the same work as me,     but you're not getting paid? [01:28] Meisaku     Right. [01:28] Tsurukou     You can... sue him and bleed him dry. [01:31] Meisaku     What? [01:32] Tsurukou     There's no "equal pay for equal work," [01:32] Sign     No equal pay for equal work     No paid leave     No rest periods [01:34] ---     paid leave, or sufficient      rest periods, right? [01:36] Tsurukou     That's a violation of the Labor Standards Act! [01:37] Sign     Violation of     the Labor     Standards Act [01:38] Meisaku     That didn't exist in the Edo period, though. [01:41] Musubi     Well, that's quite enough of that. [01:44] Tsurukou     Master Rice Store! [01:45] Musubi     I'd be in real trouble if I got      sued, so the two of you... [01:48] ---     ...are going to die here! [01:49] Sweets     Then, we'll have to fight! [01:51] Meisaku     A fight scene! A staple of the period drama! [01:53] Tsurukou     Wait. [01:54] ---     It violates weapons laws,     it's criminal intimidation [01:55] Sign     Violation of the Weapons Control Act     Criminal Intimidation     Attempted Murder     Some other stuff [01:56] ---     and attempted murder,      among other things. [01:58] Tsurukou     Easily indefinite imprisonment      if you get caught. [01:59] Sign     Indefinite     Imprisonment [02:00] Musubi And Sweets     I-Indefinite imprisonment?! [02:03] Meisaki     You're afraid of a punishment     that didn't exist back then? [02:05] Nokio     Royal [02:05] Nokio     Warrant [02:05] Nokio     Time's up, Mr. Rice Store! [02:07] ---     You're under arrest! [02:08] Sweets     Ah, the police are here! [02:10] Meisaku     I don't think they had     police in the Edo period... [02:13] Musubi     I need to make a break for it... [02:14] Nokio     Over my dead body! [02:16] Meisaku     You throw coins at your foes      like Zenigata Heiji, huh? [02:20] ---     But wait, that's a present-day coin! [02:22] Nokio     My 500 yen... What a waste! [02:24] Tsuruko     That's like five bucks. [02:25] Nokio     My 500 yen! [02:27] Musubi     Hey, watch it! I'm gonna     shame you on social media! [02:30] Meisaku     Social media? [02:31] Musubi     "He's throwing money at me lol" ...and post. [02:31] Sign     Mr. Rice Store [02:31] Sign     He's throwing money at me lol [02:34] Meisaku     Anything goes in the Edo period, huh? [02:36] Prez     Hyah! [02:37] Meisaku     Who is it this time? [02:38] Prez     I, the Unfettered President, have arrived! [02:42] Sweets     Unfettered? [02:43] Meisaku     Don't you mean "Shogun"? [02:45] Prez     I said "President"! [02:47] Meisaku     You just came to throw a fit? [02:49] Prez     Hyah! [02:51] Musubi     Ow... [02:52] Nokio     Now's our chance! You're under arrest! [02:56] Narrator     And so, Mr. Rice Store's wrongdoing     was exposed, and he was arrested. [03:00] ---     Mei-san and Momobee both filed for     bankruptcy and had their debts written off. [03:05] Bolt     Sometimes bankruptcy's necessary. [03:07] Sweets     Convenience store desserts are the best. [03:09] Meisaku     You guys aren't cut out for period dramas! [03:13] Narrator     And that settles all that! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E206 - Playing Little Red Riding Hood Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:06] Sweets     We're here! [00:07] Nokio     Huh? Where's Meisaku? [00:07] Sign     Episode 206     Playing Little Red Riding Hood [00:08] Mei     Went out! [00:10] Musubi     Aw, what? He's not here? [00:11] Bolt     You're on your own, Mei? [00:12] Mei     I stay home. [00:14] Nokio     Wanna play with us till     Meisaku gets back, then? [00:16] Mei     Play! [00:17] Sweets     What do you wanna play? [00:19] Mei     Play pretend! [00:20] Nokio     Play pretend, huh? [00:22] Musubi     Sounds age-appropriate enough.     What do you wanna pretend to be? [00:25] Sign     Little Red Riding Hood [00:25] Mei     Little Red Riding Hood! [00:26] Bolt     Little Red Riding Hood, huh? [00:28] Sweets     How does that story go again? [00:29] Musubi     I only remember the basic plotline. [00:32] Bolt     Let's see here... [00:33] Sign     Once upon a time, there was a little     girl called Little Red Riding Hood [00:33] ---     "Once upon a time, there was a little      girl called Little Red Riding Hood." [00:36] Bolt     "One day, she took a 'get well soon' gift to her      grandma, who lived deep in the woods." [00:36] Sign     One day, she took a 'get well soon' gift to      her grandma, who lived deep in the woods [00:40] Bolt     ...it says. [00:40] Sweets     We need lots of trees to represent being     deep in the woods. Should we go buy some? [00:44] Musubi     We can just pretend they're here. [00:46] Mei     Warp! [00:48] Bolt     We got teleported into actual woods! [00:50] Nokio     This is kinda full-on for play pretend, isn't it? [00:52] Mei     Wolf! [00:54] Musubi     A real wolf?! [00:55] Sweets     Scary! [00:56] Mei     Play pretend! [00:58] Bolt     I think this has gone way     beyond play pretend. [01:02] Bolt     "One day, she took a 'get well soon' gift to her      grandma, who lived deep in the woods." [01:02] Sign     One day, she took a 'get well soon' gift to     her grandma, who lived deep in the woods [01:05] Mei     "Get well soon" gift? [01:06] Bolt     A present to make her      sick grandma feel better. [01:09] ---     What would you take her, Mei? [01:10] Mei     Running shoes! [01:10] Sign     Running Shoes [01:10] Sign     Running Shoes [01:11] Sweets     Don't make Grandma run. [01:13] Mei     Basketball shoes! [01:13] Sign     Basketball Shoes [01:13] Sign     Basketball Shoes [01:14] Nokio     Basketball's out, too.     She's an old woman, you know. [01:16] Mei     Roller skates. [01:16] Sign     Roller Skates [01:16] Sign     Roller Skates [01:18] Bolt     Way too dangerous! [01:19] Mei     Tangerine. [01:19] Sign     Tangerine [01:19] Sign     Tangerine [01:20] Musubi     Wait, that last one isn't shoes?! [01:24] Bolt     "The wolf went on ahead and      got to Grandma's house first, [01:24] Sign     The wolf went ahead and     got to Grandma's house first [01:27] Bolt     then gobbled her up." [01:27] Sign     then gobbled her up [01:29] Musubi     You're gonna let him eat me for real? [01:32] Sweets     He says he doesn't want to. [01:33] Nokio     If he doesn't, we're in trouble. [01:35] Musubi     If he does, I'm in trouble! [01:36] Sweets     Why doesn't he want to? [01:38] Mei     Salt! [01:38] Sign     Salt [01:38] Sign     Salt [01:39] Musubi     Don't sprinkle salt on me! [01:40] Sign     Sesame Oil [01:40] Sign     Sesame Oil [01:40] Mei     Sesame oil. [01:42] Musubi     Don't season rice balls so weirdly! [01:45] Nokio     Oh, he took a bite. [01:46] Musubi     D-Don't eat all of me. [01:48] Sweets     But eating a little bit of you is fine? [01:51] Bolt     "When Little Red Riding Hood arrived, she     noticed that her grandma looked different." [01:51] Sign     When Little Red     Riding Hood arrived [01:52] Sign     she noticed that her     grandma looked different [01:54] Sign     On seeing her odd-looking grandma,     Little Red Riding Hood said: [01:54] Bolt     "On seeing her odd-looking grandma,     Little Red Riding Hood said:" [01:57] Mei     'Sup! [01:58] Nokio     So casual. [01:59] Bolt     "Little Red Riding Hood said:     'What big ears you have!'" [01:59] Sign     Little Red Riding Hood said:     "What big ears you have!" [02:02] Mei     How come? [02:03] Bolt     "The wolf replied:" [02:05] Wolf     I lift weights with them. [02:07] Bolt     No, that's not right. Though, wait... [02:09] Swe/Nok/Bol     You can talk?! [02:10] Bolt     You still got the line totally wrong! [02:12] Wolf     My ears aren't big. I just have a small face. [02:14] Bolt     Wrong. [02:15] Wolf     They get bigger in the summer. [02:17] Bolt     Wrong! [02:17] ---     "The wolf replied: 'All the better to hear you     with, my dear. And Little Red Riding Hood said:" [02:17] Sign     The wolf replied: "All the better     to hear you with, my dear." [02:20] Sign     And Little Red Riding Hood said: [02:21] Mei     Why... mouth... so big? [02:23] Bolt     Right! "'What big teeth you have!' And then..." [02:24] Sign     "What big teeth you have!" And then... [02:27] Bolt     All the better... [02:28] Bolt     ...to eat you with! [02:31] Musubi     Now that's how you play pretend! [02:33] Nokio     That was great! [02:34] Sweets     Good job! [02:35] Meisaku     No, it's not! [02:36] Sweets     Oh, it's Meisaku. [02:38] Meisaku     Mei wasn't at home and I've been      looking everywhere for her! [02:40] Nokio     How'd you know we were in these woods? [02:42] Bolt     Speaking of which, you shouldn't     have left Mei on her own, Meisaku. [02:45] Meisaku     I got a babysitter to look after     her for the day, so it's all good. [02:48] Sweets     What? We didn't see a sitter. [02:50] Meisaku     But he's right here. [02:51] Wolf     'Sup. [02:52] Swe/Nok/Bol/Mus     Wait, you're a babysitter?! [02:55] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E207 - Medicinal Bleurgh-erbs? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:06] Tsurukou     Easy-peasy! [00:07] Bolt     With your help, this has been a breeze. [00:09] Sign (Top)     Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt [00:09] Sign (Bottom)     Deals 5621 damage to all party members! Meisaku's party      is wiped out! [00:09] Meisaku     We got beaten up by a slime last time. [00:11] Sign     Episode 207     Medicinal Bleurgh-erbs? [00:11] Tsurukou     That's 'cause you oldies went into      battle without any equipment. [00:15] Musubi     We're glad that you know      so much about video games. [00:17] Nokio     Hey, look at that! [00:18] ---     That thing looks pretty strong. [00:20] Sweets     Oh man! What do we do     in a situation like this? [00:22] Tsurukou     We should restore our HP before we battle it. [00:25] Sweets     Makes sense. [00:26] Nokio     Let's use medicinal herbs. [00:26] Sign     Medicinal Herb [00:27] Nokio     One of these bad boys restores 30 HP, right? [00:29] Sign     Nokio [00:29] ---     I lost 33 HP, so I need two of them. [00:33] Musubi     Just one will be enough, right? [00:34] Meisaku     Don't go wasting them. [00:36] Nokio     Don't be stingy and give me two. [00:38] Nokio     It's seriously not a big dea— [00:40] Musubi     What the hell, man? [00:41] Meisaku     Gross! [00:42] Nokio     Disgusting! [00:43] Nokio     Medicinal herbs are nasty! [00:45] Meisaku     Even so, don't just spit them out! [00:47] Tsurukou     You're gonna have to eat another one now. [00:49] Nokio     No way! They're too nasty. I can't eat them. [00:52] Sweets     Are you sure you're meant to eat it? [00:54] Meisaku     The guy at the item shop said he eats them. [00:56] Musubi     And it did restore some HP. [00:59] Bolt     But since he didn't finish all      of it, it only restored 8 HP. [01:02] Sign     Meisaku [01:02] Tsurukou     Meisaku-paisen recovered     2 HP since he got spat at. [01:05] Nokio     Man, I'm beat. [01:05] Sign     Nokio [01:07] ---     Is my status "Poisoned"? [01:08] Meisaku     No, it's not. [01:09] ---     If you were poisoned,     your status would say "Poisoned." [01:12] Nokio     I know I am. [01:13] ---     I know my body better than anyone. [01:15] ---     You can't rely on the status display. [01:17] Meisaku     Sure you can. Being poisoned     isn't like catching a cold. [01:19] Nokio     Just give me an item     that works against poison. [01:22] Meisaku     That'd be the antidotal herb. [01:24] Nokio     Actually, I'm good. [01:24] Meisaku     Yeah, thought so. [01:26] Sweets     But the antidotal herb might taste fine. [01:28] Bolt     Okay, let's force-feed Nokio all the herbs so we      can find out which are tasty and which aren't. [01:32] Nokio     What? [01:33] Tsurukou     Here! [01:33] Nokio     Ah, no, stop! [01:34] Tsurukou     Let's feed him the antidotal herb first. [01:34] Sign     Antidotal Herb [01:36] Sign     Nokio [01:38] Bolt     What's his status now? [01:38] Sign     Feeling Low [01:40] Tsurukou     Oh, it says "Feeling Low." [01:40] Sign     Nokio [01:40] Sign (Orange)     Feeling Low [01:42] Meisaku     It's about how he's "feeling" now? [01:43] Nokio     I don't care about adventuring now. [01:43] Sign     Nokio [01:43] Sign     Feeling Low [01:45] Sweets     He's clearly bummed out! [01:46] Meisaku     Don't we have anything to cheer him up? [01:48] Tsurukou     Well, we currently have... [01:50] ---     poison herbs, special medicinal herbs, [01:50] Sign     Poison Herb [01:50] Sign     Special Medicinal Herb [01:51] ---     nasty herbs, and spinach. [01:51] Sign     Nasty Herb [01:52] Sign     Spinach [01:53] Tsurukou     That's all. [01:54] Musubi     Spinach will do the trick. [01:54] Sign     Nokio [01:54] Sign     Feeling Low [01:55] Bolt     That's just regular food. [01:58] Nokio     Hm... [01:59] ---     Nope, nothing. Uncooked, unseasoned      spinach isn't good or bad. It does nothing. [02:04] Meisaku     Thought so. [02:04] Musubi     How about this "nasty herb"? [02:05] Sign     Nasty Herb [02:07] Tsurukou     That grass is nasty, yo, lol. [02:08] Sign     Nokio [02:08] Sign     Feeling Low [02:08] Bolt     It looks disgusting. [02:10] Bolt     Let's try it! [02:10] Nokio     Don't make me eat that! [02:12] Tsurukou     Here you go! [02:13] Sign     Nokio [02:13] Sign     Feeling Low [02:14] Nokio     I-It's good! [02:16] Meisaku     Wait, really? [02:17] Sign (Orange)     Feeling Low [02:17] Sweets     And his status is back to normal! [02:17] Sign     Nokio [02:19] Nokio     Maybe I'll try some other herbs. [02:19] Sign     Nokio [02:20] Musubi     He's interested now. [02:21] Tsurukou     How about the special medicinal herb? [02:22] Sign     Special Medicinal Herb [02:23] Nokio     Yeah, hit me! [02:24] Tsurukou     Here you go! [02:25] Sign     Nokio [02:27] Nokio     Ma! [02:28] Meisaku     He said "Ma!" and croaked! [02:30] Musubi     Even though his HP fully restored! [02:33] Nokio     Enough already! [02:34] Nokio     Why are they all so vile? [02:35] Meisaku     You volunteered to eat that last one. [02:37] Nokio     Hand 'em all over. I'll cook up a tasty herb dish! [02:40] Musubi     I didn't know you could cook. [02:42] Nokio     The texture's not great with      just herbs. Let's add this nut. [02:44] Meisaku     Ah, that's a precious item! [02:46] Meisaku     It's the berry of strength! [02:46] Sign     Berry of Strength [02:47] Tsurukou     It raises your max strength. [02:49] Nokio     If you wanna be stronger,      go get some protein! [02:51] Bolt     He's got a point. [02:52] Nokio     Too thick. Let's add some water. [02:54] Meisaku     That's holy water! [02:55] Sign     Holy Water [02:56] Tsurukou     You sprinkle it on yourself. [02:57] Nokio     It's fine. Holy water's just water. [03:00] ---     Anyway, I don't trust anyone     who sells water at a high price. [03:02] Bolt     He's got a point. [03:03] Meisaku     You think so? [03:04] Nokio     And some mayo to finish it off. [03:04] Sign     Mayonnaise [03:05] Meisaku     So this dish is mayo-flavored, huh? [03:07] Sweets     Will that really taste good? [03:09] Nokio     Why not try some and find out? [03:10] ---     Here, eat up! [03:13] Mus/Mei/Tsu/Bol/Swe     Ma! [03:14] Nokio     Right. I'll use this as a weapon. [03:16] Meisaku     That's actually a good idea... [03:19] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E208 - Who Is the Werewolf? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:06] Tsurukou     Musubi-paisen has been... [00:07] Tsurukou     ...found dead in this miserable state! [00:10] Meisaki     What?! [00:11] Meisaku     What happened? [00:11] Sign     Episode 208     Who Is the Werewolf? [00:13] Tsurukou     Okay, oldies... [00:14] Sign     Are You a Werewolf? [00:14] Sign     Are You a Werewolf? [00:14] Tsurukou     Welcome to "Are You a Werewolf?" [00:16] Meisaku     "Are You a..." what? [00:17] Tsurukou     You don't know it? [00:18] ---     It's a game where you use deduction to     find out which of the players is a werewolf. [00:23] Meisaku     Ah, right, it's a game. [00:24] ---     Then why'd you have to make     Musubi look that miserable? [00:27] Tsurukou     The horrifying werewolf who attacked     Musubi-paisen is hiding among you. [00:32] ---     Chat to each other to find the werewolf.     If you guess wrong, there'll be other victims! [00:37] Meisaku     What? [00:38] Tsurukou     By the way, I'm the moderator. [00:40] Tsurukou     Okay, let's get started! [00:42] Meisaku     Where should we start? [00:44] Nokio     Well, I'm not the werewolf. [00:46] Bolt     Me neither. [00:47] Sweets     I have no idea what's going on. [00:49] Meisaku     I'm not it, either... [00:50] Meisaku     Hm, the werewolf must be lying. [00:52] Wolf Boy     Huh, I wonder who the werewolf is. [00:54] ---     Must be someone who's obviously     lying and looks like a wolf! [00:57] Nokio     That would be you! [00:59] Wolf Boy     What?! That's not very nice, Master!      What makes you say that? [01:03] Nokio     First off, your name's Pretty Wolf Boy,     and I heard you got better at lying. [01:06] ---     Also, calling someone who's the same age     as you "senpai" and "master" is a kind of lie! [01:10] Wolf Boy     It's just a habit of mine to call anyone     and everyone "senpai" or "master." [01:13] Meisaku     That's "a habit"? [01:14] Wolf Boy     I even call my younger brother,      "Little Bro-senpai"! [01:16] Bolt     You're crazy. [01:17] Sweets     So we're looking for a liar? [01:19] Sweets     Who's told a lie before? [01:21] ---     I have! [01:21] ---     Wait, it's me?! [01:23] Meisaku     What are you going on about? [01:24] Tsurukou     You have ten more seconds to discuss it. [01:26] Meisaku     We're out of time! [01:27] Bolt     Everyone, listen to me. [01:28] Bolt     I actually have a secret. [01:31] Meisaku     What is it? [01:32] Tsurukou     Time's up! [01:33] Bolt     Oh, that's time. [01:34] Meisaku     Darn it! [01:35] Sign (Top)     Who is the werewolf? [01:35] Sign (Middle)     Meisaku [01:35] Sign (Middle)     Sweets [01:35] Sign (Middle)     Musubi [01:35] Sign (Bottom)     Nokio [01:35] Sign (Bottom)     Bolt [01:35] Sign (Bottom)     Pretty Wolf Boy [01:35] Tsurukou     Let's all vote to see who      we think the werewolf is. [01:39] Meisaku     Hm... I have no idea... [01:41] Nokio     Let's just pick the person     who's most likely to be lying. [01:43] ---     Someone who's good at lying. [01:45] Sweets     Okay! [01:45] Sign (Top)     Who is the werewolf? [01:45] Sign (Middle)     Meisaku [01:45] Sign (Middle)     Sweets [01:45] Sign (Middle)     Musubi [01:45] Sign (Bottom)     Nokio [01:45] Sign (Bottom)     Bolt [01:45] Sign (Bottom)     Pretty Wolf Boy [01:46] Tsurukou     Most people think... [01:47] Sign (Middle)     Nokio [01:47] Sign (Middle)     Nokio [01:47] Sign (Bottom)     Pretty Wolf Boy [01:47] Sign (Bottom)     Nokio [01:47] Sign (Bottom)     Nokio [01:47] Tsurukou     Nokio-paisen's the werewolf! [01:49] Nokio     Why me? [01:50] Meisaku     Well, you're the one who lies the most. [01:52] Tsurukou     Nokio-paisen's out of the game! [01:55] Nokio     Wait, but I'm... [01:56] Tsurukou     So anyhow, you're out. [01:56] Sign (Top)     Who is the werewolf? [01:56] Sign (Middle)     Meisaku [01:56] Sign (Middle)     Sweets [01:56] Sign (Middle)     Musubi [01:56] Sign (Bottom)     Nokio [01:56] Sign (Bottom)     Bolt [01:56] Sign (Bottom)     Pretty Wolf Boy [01:58] ---     Night falls. A terrifying moonlit night. [02:01] Meisaku     A m-moonlit night? [02:02] Tsurukou     And then, next morning... [02:04] Bolt     Sweets! [02:07] Tsurukou     Sweets-paisen was attacked by the      werewolf, who's still among us. [02:10] Meisaku     Nokio wasn't the werewolf, huh? [02:12] Wolf Boy     Only three of us remain.     One of us has to be the werewolf! [02:12] Sign (Top)     Who is the werewolf? [02:12] Sign (Middle)     Meisaku [02:12] Sign (Middle)     Sweets [02:12] Sign (Middle)     Musubi [02:12] Sign (Bottom)     Nokio [02:12] Sign (Bottom)     Bolt [02:12] Sign (Bottom)     Pretty Wolf Boy [02:16] Bolt     I'll tell you my secret now. I'm actually... [02:19] ---     ...the seer! [02:19] Sign     Seer [02:19] Sign     Seer [02:20] Meisaku     The seer? [02:21] Tsurukou     He can divine if someone's the werewolf. [02:23] Bolt     My clairvoyance is telling me... [02:25] ---     ...Pretty Wolf Boy is the werewolf! [02:27] Meisaku     What?! [02:28] Bolt     My clairvoyance is also telling me banana     yellow is your lucky color today, Meisaku. [02:32] Meisaku     Why is mine just a regular fortune? [02:34] Wolf Boy     But I'm not the werewolf! [02:36] Bolt     Making excuses now is pathetic! [02:37] Wolf Boy     In this game, the werewolf can     trick us by telling us they're the seer! [02:42] Meisaku     They can do that, huh? [02:43] Bolt     I am truly and honestly the seer! [02:45] ---     Meisaku's sign, Aries, is 12th in this week's      horoscope. His lucky item's a banana! [02:48] ---     And here's today's kitty! [02:49] Meisaku     You're getting desperate. [02:51] Wolf Boy     If you're really the seer, Bolt-senpai, [02:52] ---     why didn't you tell us before      Sweets-senpai was attacked? [02:55] ---     Your silence makes you suspicious! [02:57] Meisaku     Well, uh... he's got a point. [02:59] Bolt     Don't be deceived, Meisaku! [03:00] ---     I could never lie to my best     friend, Meishirt Matsuki! [03:03] Meisaku     If I'm your best friend,     don't get my name wrong. [03:05] Tsurukou     Ten more seconds! [03:07] Wolf Boy     Meisaku-senpai, there's a classic tale called     The Flying Squirrel and the King, right? [03:10] ---     The Flying Squirrel     and the King [03:10] ---     Putting a friendship at risk, the king chooses      the flying squirrel who told the truth. [03:15] ---     I choose to believe Meisaku-senpai! [03:17] Tsurukou     Time's up! [03:18] Tsurukou     Let's vote on who we think is     most likely to be the werewolf! [03:21] Bolt     Obviously I'm voting for Pretty     Wolf Boy, as he is the werewolf. [03:21] Sign (Top)     Who is the werewolf? [03:21] Sign (Middle)     Meisaku [03:21] Sign (Middle)     Sweets [03:21] Sign (Middle)     Musubi [03:21] Sign (Bottom)     Nokio [03:21] Sign (Bottom)     Bolt [03:21] Sign (Bottom)     Pretty Wolf Boy [03:22] Sign (Bottom)     Pretty Wolf Boy [03:24] Wolf Boy     I'm voting for Bolt-senpai, who's lying! [03:25] Sign (Bottom)     Bolt [03:27] Meisaku     I'll vote... I'll vote for... [03:30] ---     Pretty Wolf Boy's choice! [03:32] Sign (Middle)     Bolt [03:33] Tsurukou     As a result of majority vote,     Bolt-senpai is banished from the game. [03:38] Tsurukou     Bolt-paisen is... [03:40] Tsurukou     ...the werewolf! [03:40] Sign     The Werewolf [03:42] ---     The human team wins! [03:44] Wolf Boy     Yay! [03:45] Meisaku     Whew, great! [03:47] Bolt     You turds. [03:48] ---     I was this close to fooling these idiots. [03:51] Meisaku     That's offensive. [03:52] Bolt     "My best friend"? Ha! I said     something I don't even mean. [03:55] Meisaku     Now you're really offending me! [03:57] Nokio     But why'd you believe     Pretty Wolf Boy, Meisaku? [03:59] Meisaku     He won me over with his     analogy of that classic tale. [04:01] ---     I'd never heard the story of     The Flying Squirrel and the King. [04:04] Wolf Boy     Oh, I made that up. [04:06] Nokio     Huh? [04:06] Wolf Boy     There's no such tale! [04:07] Meisaku     Huh? [04:08] Wolf Boy     I don't have a little bro, either. [04:09] Nokio     That's a lie, too? [04:10] Wolf Boy     Wait, was I supposed to not lie? [04:12] ---     My bad! [04:14] ---     My bad! [04:15] Meisaku     He's scarier than the werewolf! [04:16] Meisaku     My bad! [04:18] Meisaku     My bad, my bad! [04:20] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E209 - The Pied Piper of Dragon Palace Town Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:05] Tsurukou     Glancy glance. Glancy glance... [00:08] ---     And a one and a two... [00:10] Sign     Episode 209     The Pied Piper of Dragon Palace Town [00:10] Meisaku     Is that Tsurukou over there? [00:11] Bolt     Hey! What are ya up to? [00:13] Tsurukou     Eek! [00:14] Musubi     Why are you so jumpy? [00:16] Tsurukou     W-Well, I was just about to play my recorder. [00:19] Bolt     On the roof? Weirdo. [00:22] Tsurukou     Leave me alone. Why are     you all up here, anyway? [00:25] Meisaku     To read classic tales from around the world. [00:28] Musubi     To play this strange musical instrument. [00:30] Bolt     To do some bobsledding,     which I'm really into these days. [00:32] Mei/Mus/Bol     That's why I'm up here. [00:34] Tsurukou     You're all plenty weird yourselves! [00:36] Meisaku     Can't you just play your     recorder in the classroom? [00:39] Tsurukou     Nuh-uh, no way! [00:40] Tsurukou     I can't play in front of others. [00:42] Meisaku     Why not? I thought you were good at it. [00:44] Tsurukou     Well, because... [00:45] Tsurukou     You'll find out when you hear me play. [00:48] Bolt     Intriguing. [00:49] Musubi     Play a bit for us. [00:50] Tsurukou     You sure? Okay, here I go. [00:52] Meisaku     R-Right. [00:58] Meisaku     Sounds all right to me. [01:00] Bolt     What's the issue? [01:01] Tsurukou     Look down at your feet. [01:02] Meisaku     Huh? Mice?! [01:05] Tsurukou     Whenever I play the recorder,      they just appear. [01:07] Bolt     What a bizarre phenomenon! [01:09] Meisaku     That sounds like The Pied Piper of Hamelin. [01:09] Sign     The Pied Piper of Hamelin [01:09] Sign     The Pied Piper of Hamelin [01:11] Tsurukou     Hamelin? [01:12] Meisaku     It's a tale about a man who plays     a magic pipe to rid a town of rats. [01:12] Sign     The Pied Piper     of Hamelin [01:15] ---     But he doesn't get paid      what he was promised, [01:18] ---     so he gets mad and plays his pipe     to lure away all the town's kids. [01:21] Tsurukou     Huh. I haven't heard that tale before. [01:23] Bolt     So do you only attract mice? [01:25] Tsurukou     I guess so. [01:28] Meisaku     President?! [01:29] Musubi     He's not a mouse, yet he's been     drawn to the sound of the recorder! [01:32] Chienetsu     Where am I? What am I doing here? [01:35] Meisaku     Oh, he came to. [01:36] Tsurukou     Whenever I play my recorder,     mice and stuff get drawn to the sound. [01:40] Chienetsu     Mice are drawn to it? [01:41] Chienetsu     Perfect! [01:44] Chienetsu     We have a mice problem in      the student council's room. [01:48] ---     And I really don't like mice. [01:50] Musubi     Even though you look like a cat? [01:51] Tsurukou     So you want me to draw     'em out with my recorder? [01:54] Chienetsu     I'm counting on you. [01:57] Chienetsu     I see you, you wretched rodents. [01:59] Chienetsu     Assemble! [01:59] Sign     ASSEMBLE [02:00] Chienetsu     And you have. [02:01] Meisaku     Now the mice are here,     how will you get rid of them? [02:03] Chienetsu     I'll have my minions take care of them. [02:07] Meisaku     Minions? [02:07] Chienetsu     I'm counting on you, minions. [02:09] Meisaku     Don't make us your minions! [02:11] Bolt     More and more mice are showing up. [02:13] Chienetsu     Get rid of them. [02:14] ---     If you let them touch     the president's chair, [02:16] ---     you'll be expelled! [02:16] Sign     EXPELLED [02:18] Meisaku     That's just absurd! [02:21] Chienetsu     Now, get rid of the mouse coming toward     us from the right-hand side of the screen. [02:25] Meisaku     What the heck is this? [02:26] Chienetsu     And go! [02:27] Meisaku     Okay, guess I'll put Musubi here. [02:29] ---     Oh, he has that strange instrument. [02:31] Tsurukou     Is he gonna do like me and     play it to get rid of the mice? [02:34] Meisaku     He hit the mouse with it! [02:36] Chienetsu     Yes, that's the way! [02:37] Musubi     Bored now. [02:38] Chienetsu     It's way too soon for that!     Okay, next up is the tortoise. Go! [02:40] Meisaku     I'll place him here. [02:42] Tsurukou     He's holding a bobsled. [02:44] Meisaku     He hit the mouse with it! [02:45] Tsurukou     That's not how you bobsled! [02:47] Bolt     Wait... It isn't? [02:49] Chienetsu     What's wrong, Tortoise?! [02:50] Bolt     This isn't how you bobsled? [02:53] Meisaku     You don't know the rules? [02:54] Bolt     No, I don't... [02:56] Meisaku     Oh no, President! The mice keep on coming! [02:59] Chienetsu     Time for my trump card... [03:01] ---     It's your turn, the Pied Piper     of Dragon Palace Elementary! [03:08] Chienetsu     That's right, take all the mice far, far away! [03:12] Bolt     That's some parade. [03:14] Meisaku     Don't you think our school     has rather a lot of mice? [03:19] Meisaku     And they're gone. [03:20] Musubi     That's the mice problem solved.      All's well that ends well, huh? [03:23] Tsurukou     That's good news, isn't it, President? [03:25] Meisaku     Huh? Where is he? [03:27] ---     He went with the mice, didn't he? [03:29] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E210 - Independent Research But Liberal Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:06] Mei     Groceries! [00:07] Meisaku     You're doing a great job     helping with the errand! [00:10] Meisaku     Oh, it's Nokio. [00:11] Meisaku     What are you up to? [00:12] Nokio     Wondering what constitutes "research." [00:14] Meisaku     Oh, uh, you are? [00:14] Sign     Episode 210     Independent Research      But Liberal [00:16] Mei     So cool! [00:17] Meisaku     But, uh... [00:19] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:19] Sign (Left)     School Zone [00:19] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:19] Sign (Right)     Peaches from     Shangri-La [00:19] Meisaku     What made you wonder that? [00:20] Nokio     We had to do "independent research"      over summer break, right? [00:23] Meisaku     Oh, the thing that's due tomorrow? [00:24] Nokio     I'm wondering how liberal we can be      with the definition of "research." [00:27] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:27] Sign (Left)     School Zone [00:27] Meisaku     Huh? [00:28] Nokio     Liberally speaking,     could I research "nothing"? [00:30] Meisaku     No, you can't! That's just     not doing your homework! [00:32] Mei     So uncool! [00:34] Meisaku     So what are you gonna do? [00:35] Nokio     I know! Bolt! [00:37] Meisaku     Bolt? [00:37] Nokio     I'll research Bolt. [00:39] Nokio     He's one mysterious dude, don't you think? [00:41] Nokio     I'll tail him and see what he gets up to. [00:43] Meisaku     Ah, you mean a documentary. [00:44] Sign     Documentary [00:44] Sign     Documentary [00:45] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:45] Sign (Left)     School Zone [00:45] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:45] Sign (Right)     Peaches from     Shangri-La [00:45] Meisaku     A classic format where you      present the subject, warts and all. [00:48] Nokio     That settles it, then. [00:49] Nokio     With the three of us working together,     our independent research will be amazing! [00:53] Mei     Three of us? [00:54] Meisaku     Don't go roping us in, too! [00:58] Meisaku     Do you see Bolt? [00:59] Nokio     I see him, but... well... [01:01] Meisaku     He's on his knees?! [01:03] Mei     In a pinch! [01:04] Meisaku     Shouldn't we go help him? SIGN    Dragon     Palace     Sushi SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi [01:04] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:05] Nokio     No, we will... record this. [01:08] Mei     Record. [01:08] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Dragon     Palace     Sushi SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi [01:09] Meisaku     I wonder what's going on... [01:11] Bolt     I'm begging you! Please     make me your apprentice! [01:11] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Dragon     Palace     Sushi SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi [01:13] Sushi Chef     No way! Go home! [01:13] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Dragon     Palace     Sushi SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi [01:14] Bolt     No, I will not! [01:16] Bolt     I will not move from here until      you make me your apprentice! [01:18] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Dragon     Palace     Sushi SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi [01:18] Meisaku     An apprentice, of all things? [01:20] Sushi Chef     We won't go easy on you here. [01:22] Sushi Chef     Are you prepared? [01:23] Bolt     I am not! [01:23] Sushi Chef     Huh? [01:23] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Dragon     Palace     Sushi SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi [01:24] Bolt     I want it easy! [01:25] Bolt     I want to train to be a sushi chef at     my leisure and without any pressure! [01:29] Meisaku     How self-serving! [01:30] Sushi Chef     I... I don't need someone like that! Go home! [01:30] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Dragon     Palace     Sushi SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi [01:32] Bolt     I will not! [01:32] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Dragon     Palace     Sushi SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi [01:33] Bolt     I am not budging an inch until     you make me your apprentice! [01:36] Sushi Chef     Please go home. I'm begging you. [01:38] Bolt     No matter what happens, I am not moving! [01:38] Sign (Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Dragon     Palace     Sushi SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi [01:40] Meisaku     Apply that passion to your training! [01:45] Nokio     Looks like he gave up on being a sushi chef. [01:47] Meisaku     He's at a florist this time. [01:48] Mei     Flowers! [01:49] Nokio     Let's keep on recording. [01:51] Bolt     I'd like to buy some flowers.     Could you tell me their meanings? [01:54] Florist     Sure. Which ones in particular? [01:56] Nokio     He's asking about flower meanings? [01:57] Meisaku     He's a romantic, huh? [01:59] Bolt     I was thinking these ones. [02:00] Florist     Those flowers mean "eternal love." [02:02] Sign     Eternal Love [02:02] Sign     Eternal Love [02:04] Bolt     What about these? [02:05] Florist     They don't have a very      nice meaning. It's "revenge." [02:08] Sign     Revenge [02:08] Sign     Revenge [02:09] Bolt     Okay, I'll take the "revenge" ones. [02:10] Meiskau     You're going with those? [02:12] Florist     W-Well, they're pretty all the same. [02:14] Bolt     Could you tell me the     meanings of these ones here? [02:17] Florist     Let's see... [02:17] Florist     This one means "true friendship," [02:18] Sign     True Friendship [02:18] Sign     True Friendship [02:19] Florist     this one is "gratitude," [02:19] Sign     Gratitude [02:19] Sign     Gratitude [02:20] Florist     and the meaning of this one is kinda bad... [02:22] Florist     It's "fools." [02:22] Sign     Fools [02:22] Sign     Fools [02:23] Bolt     I'll take all the "fools" you have. [02:25] Nokio     Why would you go in that direction? [02:26] Sign     Burglar Burgling the Parental Home [02:26] Sign     Burglar Burgling the Parental Home [02:26] Bolt     Is there a "burglar burgling the parental home,"     or a "heater that stops working in winter"? [02:28] Sign     A Heater That Stops Working In Winter [02:28] Sign     A Heater That Stops Working In Winter [02:30] Meisaku     What are you buying flowers like that for? [02:33] Sign     Sweet Talk Fortune Telling [02:34] Nokio     He's doing fortune telling now. [02:36] Meisaku     Can he even tell fortunes? [02:38] Sign     Sweet Talk Fortune Telling [02:38] Nokio     It says: "Sweet Talk Fortune Telling." [02:39] Bolt     Ah! Hold it right there, mister! [02:39] Sign     Sweet Talk Fortune Telling [02:41] Man     Huh? [02:42] Bolt     Your guardian spirits are major leaguers! [02:45] Man     Huh? Major leaguers? Which ones? [02:45] Sign     Sweet Talk Fortune Telling [02:47] Bolt     All of them. [02:48] Man     All of them?! [02:49] Bolt     The famous ones are all here. [02:49] Sign     Sweet Talk Fortune Telling [02:50] Bolt     I've never met anyone with such amazing luck. [02:54] Meisaku     He's sweet-talking him, all right. [02:54] Sign     Sweet Talk Fortune Telling [02:55] Bolt     May I read your palm? [02:56] Man     Ah, uh, okay. [02:56] Sign     Sweet Talk Fortune Telling [02:57] Bolt     Holy wow! [02:59] Bolt     People with lines on their      hands are real geniuses! [03:02] Sign     Sweet Talk Fortune Telling [03:02] Nokio     Everyone has them. [03:02] Bolt     And we call these things "nails," and anyone      with nails succeeds in everything they do. [03:06] Bolt     Amazing! [03:08] Sign     Sweet Talk Fortune Telling [03:08] Meisaku     This is some aggressive sweet talk. [03:09] Man     Ah, I feel so good! [03:11] Meisaku     Guess he likes it. [03:11] Sign     Sweet Talk Fortune Telling [03:14] Nokio     We followed him all day,     but he's more of a mystery than ever. [03:18] Mei     Mystery. [03:19] Nokio     I suppose we could... [03:20] Nokio     just ask him. [03:21] Meisaku     So why have we been tailing him? [03:23] Nokio     Bolt, what have you been up to today? [03:25] Bolt     Today? [03:26] Bolt     My independent research. [03:27] Meisaku     Independent research?! [03:29] Mei     In what way? [03:30] Bolt     I just did whatever came to mind. [03:32] Bolt     I took a liberal approach to "research." [03:34] Nok/Mei     I see! [03:36] Meisaku     That's way too liberal! [03:39] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E211 - Strange Treasure Island Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:05] Musubi     Ahoy, me hearties! Let's set sail! [00:08] Sweets     Peach! [00:09] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:09] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Mini     Serving [00:09] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:09] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Large     Serving [00:09] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:09] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Mega     Serving [00:09] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:09] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     Regular     Serving [00:09] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:09] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     Special     Serving [00:09] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:09] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     King     Serving [00:09] Meisaku     Well, that came out of nowhere. [00:11] Musubi     We found a treasure map. [00:13] Meisaku     What?! [00:13] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:13] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Mini     Serving [00:13] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:13] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Large     Serving [00:13] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:13] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Mega     Serving [00:13] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:13] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     Regular     Serving [00:13] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:13] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     Special     Serving [00:13] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:13] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     King     Serving [00:14] Meisaku     Like the one they find in that classic     piece of literature, Treasure Island? [00:14] Sign     Treasure     Island [00:18] Sweets     Yeah, exactly. Treasure     hunting sounds like fun! [00:18] Sign     Episode 211     Strange     Treasure      Island [00:18] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:18] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Mini     Serving [00:18] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:18] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Large     Serving [00:18] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:18] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Mega     Serving [00:18] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:18] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     Regular     Serving [00:18] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:18] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     Special     Serving [00:18] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:18] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     King     Serving [00:21] Musubi     Think the treasure'll be cold, hard cash? [00:22] Musubi     Or maybe it'll be cold, hard cash! [00:24] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:24] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     Regular     Serving [00:24] Meisaku     Why not imagine something      a bit more romantic? [00:27] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:27] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Mini     Serving [00:27] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:27] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Large     Serving [00:27] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:27] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Mega     Serving [00:27] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:27] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     Regular     Serving [00:27] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:27] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     Special     Serving [00:27] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:27] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     King     Serving [00:27] ---     Anyway, is that map even legit?     Where did you find it? [00:30] Musubi     It was a flier in this morning's paper. [00:32] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:32] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     King     Serving [00:32] Meisaku     That really isn't where     you find treasure maps. [00:32] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:32] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Mini     Serving [00:32] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:32] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Large     Serving [00:32] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:32] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Mega     Serving [00:32] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:32] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     Regular     Serving [00:32] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:32] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     Special     Serving [00:35] Musubi     Here's the map. [00:36] Sweets     Peachy peach! Lots of     mistakes crossed out on there! [00:39] Meisaku     They're not mistakes. They     probably show where treasure is. [00:42] Musubi     There's a hat, a triangle,     and a peach near the X's. [00:46] Meisaku     I feel like I've seen these somewhere before... [00:48] Sweets     I've got it! [00:49] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:49] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Mini     Serving [00:49] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:49] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Large     Serving [00:49] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:49] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Mega     Serving [00:49] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:49] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     Regular     Serving [00:49] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:49] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     Special     Serving [00:49] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:49] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     King     Serving [00:49] Musubi     Huh? [00:50] Sweets     They represent... [00:51] Sweets     Hat Triangle Peach Park! [00:51] Sign     Hat Triangle Peach Park [00:51] Sign     Hat Triangle Peach Park [00:53] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:53] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Mini     Serving [00:53] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:53] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Large     Serving [00:53] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:53] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Mega     Serving [00:53] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:53] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     Regular     Serving [00:53] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:53] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     Special     Serving [00:53] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:53] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     King     Serving [00:53] Meisaku     Hat Triangle Peach Park?     Isn't that a bit too convenient? [00:57] Musubi     Conveniently, it does exist. [00:58] Meisaku     How very convenient. [00:58] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:58] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     Regular     Serving [01:00] Musubi     But that park's huge.     Searching it will be hard. [01:00] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:00] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Mini     Serving [01:00] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:00] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Large     Serving [01:00] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:00] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Mega     Serving [01:00] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:00] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     Regular     Serving [01:00] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:00] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     Special     Serving [01:00] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:00] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     King     Serving [01:03] Sweets     It's fine! We can use a power     shovel to dig up the whole park! [01:06] Musubi     Good idea! [01:07] Meisaku     No, it really isn't. [01:07] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:07] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Mini     Serving [01:07] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:07] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Large     Serving [01:07] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:07] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     Mega     Serving [01:07] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:07] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     Regular     Serving [01:07] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:07] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     Special     Serving [01:07] Sign (Top From Left To Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:07] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)     King     Serving [01:08] Musubi     Arrr! Treasure, 'ere we come! [01:10] Sweets     Peach! [01:12] Meisaku     I'm not sure you'll actually find anything... [01:14] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:14] Sign     Story [01:14] Sign     Student     on Duty     Today [01:14] Nokio     Ha! Listen to these second-rate fools. [01:16] Bolt     As it happens, we overheard every single word. [01:16] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:16] Sign     Story [01:20] Tsurukou     We're taking all that treasure for      ourselves, thank you very much! [01:23] Nokio     The hat, the triangle, and the peach can     only signify Meisaku, Musubi, and Sweets. [01:25] Sign     Meisaku [01:25] Sign     Meisaku [01:25] Sign     Musubi [01:25] Sign     Musubi [01:26] Sign     Sweets [01:26] Sign     Sweets [01:27] Tsurukou     Literally took one second to work out. [01:29] Bolt     Those three were standing here,     which means the treasure... [01:32] Nok/Bol/Tsu     ...is buried right here! [01:34] Tsurukou     Is it okay to dig in a classroom? [01:36] Nokio     Large gold coins! [01:36] Bolt     Small ones! [01:37] Tsurukou     And lots of them! [01:38] Bolt     Found it! [01:39] Tsurukou     Wait, we're on the fourth floor... [01:41] Nokio     Let's open it up! [01:42] Nokio     Is it cold, hard cash? [01:43] Nokio     Or maybe it's cold, hard cash?! [01:44] Bolt     These are... [01:45] Bolt     Treasure maps! [01:47] Nokio     More maps? [01:48] Nokio     And there are four of them? [01:49] Tsurukou     So the first treasure map was      a map to more treasure maps. [01:53] Bolt     Very confusing. [01:54] Nokio     This is the first new one. [01:55] Tsurukou     It's terrible! [01:56] Tsurukou     Your drawing's gotta be neat, neat, neat! [01:59] Nokio     Here's the second one. [02:00] Tsurukou     Seriously, how many skulls?! [02:02] Bolt     Too many dangerous places! [02:03] Nokio     Looks like they ran out     of ink on the third one. [02:05] Bolt     Reprint it then! [02:07] Tsurukou     Or just don't print treasure maps! [02:09] Nokio     Is this the map that shows      where the treasure is? [02:11] Tsurukou     These are clearly hot springs. [02:13] Nokio     What the heck, man... [02:15] Bolt     Looks like they're fakes, after all. [02:18] Tsurukou     Hold on a sec! What if you... [02:19] Bolt     Hm? [02:20] Tsurukou     Take the first map, [02:21] Tsurukou     the second map, [02:22] Tsurukou     the third map, [02:23] Tsurukou     and the fourth map... [02:24] Tsurukou     Place 'em all next to each other... [02:26] Nok/Bol/Tsu     Oh! [02:28] Nokio     Hey, Meisaku! [02:31] Meisaku     What's up? [02:32] Musubi     Can't you see we're busy digging up the park? [02:34] Tsurukou     Meisaku-paisen, take off your hat! [02:37] Meisaku     Huh? My hat? Why? [02:39] Bolt     Don't ask questions! Do it! [02:40] Meisaku     Uh, okay... [02:41] Meisaku     Huh?! [02:42] Nokio     A treasure chest! [02:43] Meisaku     When did this get here? [02:45] Tsurukou     The four maps showed     your hat, Meisaku-paisen! [02:48] Nokio     We've finally found the treasure! [02:50] Musubi     Is there dough inside? [02:51] Musubi     Cash? [02:51] Musubi     Smackeroonies? [02:52] Meisaku     All those things mean money. [02:54] Nokio     And inside, we find... [02:55] Mus/Nok     Cold, hard cash! [02:57] Meisaku     It really was cold, hard cash! [02:59] Bolt     No, look closer. [03:00] Bolt     These are... [03:01] Bolt     Treasure maps! [03:03] Mus/Nok     Again?! [03:04] Tsurukou     So that first map was a treasure map [03:06] Tsurukou     that led to more treasure maps that     led to even more treasure maps... [03:09] Meisaku     I've had enough! [03:11] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E212 - Utashima Taro Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:05] Sign     Episode 212     Utashima Taro [00:06] Bolt     Sigh. [00:07] Tsurukou     Bolt-paisen looks really down. [00:10] Meisaku     What's the matter? [00:10] Bolt     My terrible singing is getting me down. [00:13] Sweets     Sing something for us. [00:14] Bolt     Okay, but... [00:15] Bolt     Don't laugh. [00:16] Tsurukou     Are you that bad? [00:18] Sign     Urashima Taro [00:22] Bolt     Once upon a time, Urashima was [00:26] Bolt     Escorted off by a turtle he rescued [00:31] Meisaku     That was it? [00:32] Meisaku     You sang that line to the melody      for the last line of the song. [00:36] Tsurukou     Is that what you meant     by "terrible singing"? [00:37] Bolt     I've tried singing it lots of times,     but it always ends there! [00:40] Meisaku     The song actually tells the tale of     Urashima Taro, and there are five verses. [00:44] Bolt     Somebody teach me the correct lyrics! [00:47] Utashima     I'll teach you. [00:48] Meisaku     Wh-Who are you? [00:50] Utashima     Who am I? I am… [00:52] Utashima     ♫ I'm Utashima Taro, a music BooTuber ♫ [00:59] Meisaku     Wow, you're good at the keyboard. [01:01] Sweets     He's a BooTuber who does videos on music. [01:03] Utashima     That's right! [01:04] Meisaku     Not everything needs accompaniment. [01:06] Utashima     All right, give this a listen. [01:08] Utashima     "Urashima Taro." [01:09] Bolt     Please, thank you! [01:10] Sign     Urashima Taro [01:14] Utashima      Once upon a time, Urashima was [01:18] Utashima      Invited by a turtle he rescued [01:22] Meisaku     Right. [01:22] Utashima      To go to the Dragon Palace [01:22] Meisaku     m 0 0 l 60 -1 b 62 -1 63 1 63 3 l 63 9 l 60 9 b 59 10 59 11 58 12 l -5 12 l -5 6 b -4 2 -3 1 -1 0 [01:22] Meisaku     Dragon Palace [01:26] Meisaku     He went     by bus? [01:26] Utashima     blur0.34\shad0\b1\bord2.5\fs24\fscx90\pos(320,290)\2c&HFFFFFF&\c&H7914DF&\k7} It was a run-down old place, not even worth locking up* [01:30] Bolt     A run-down      old place?! [01:31] Utashima      Princess Otohime went missing [01:34] Sweets     She went     missing?! [01:35] Utashima      And the sea bream and the flounder went home [01:38] Tsurukou     They didn't     entertain him? [01:39] Utashima      It was boring and there was nothing to do [01:43] Utashima      He wanted to go home, but the bus never came [01:46] Meisaku     Fewer buses     in the     countryside. [01:47] Utashima      He realized he'd been deceived [01:51] Utashima      He didn't even listen to the turtle till the end [01:55] Tsurukou     So he's leaving? [01:55] Utashima      What bothered him most on the way home was [02:00] Utashima      The Pandora's box he got as a souvenir [02:03] Sweets     It's so big,     it's a hassle! [02:04] Utashima      He returned home to an unfamiliar sight [02:08] Utashima      His house and village were long gone [02:11] Meisaku     I guess time     had passed. [02:12] Utashima      Because he'd walked in the wrong direction [02:15] Bolt     So it was      his fault! [02:16] Utashima      There was no bus until the next morning [02:19] Tsurukou     Just call a     cab, then! [02:20] Utashima      He felt helpless and opened the box [02:24] Meisaku     Right. [02:24] Utashima      But open it up and you shall regret it [02:28] Meisaku     Right, right. [02:28] Utashima      What he found inside the box was [02:32] Meisaku     What? [02:32] Utashima      An old man crammed in tight [02:36] Bolt     An old man      was in there! [02:37] Sweets     Scary! [02:39] Meisaku     What the heck was that song?!     The lyrics were all wrong! [02:42] Bolt     Is that really how the song goes? [02:44] Utashima     Don't worry, there's more. [02:46] Sweets     There is? [02:47] Tsurukou     Let's hear it, then. [02:48] Utashima     All right, give this a listen. [02:50] Utashima     "Urashima Taro." [02:51] Bolt     Please, thank you! [02:56] Utashima     The old man was a miscreant [03:00] Sweets     A miscreant? [03:00] Utashima     He moved into Urashima's place [03:04] Meisaku     Kick him out. [03:04] Utashima     And fraudulently used Urashima's credit card [03:08] Tsurukou     Don't do that! [03:08] Utashima     On top of that, he leaked Urashima's address [03:12] Bolt     He's the worst! [03:13] Utashima     It was too much to bear, and Urashima had to move [03:16] Meisaku     Good for him. [03:17] Utashima     But the old man found his new address right away [03:20] Sweets     But how? [03:21] Utashima     He locked all of Urashima's social media accounts [03:24] Tsuruko     But why?! [03:25] Utashima     And posted Urashima's phone number online [03:29] Meisaku     Why'd he      do that? [03:31] Meisaku     Stop! Stop! It's all messed up! [03:33] Bolt     It was just an unfortunate song. [03:35] Utashima     Well... [03:36] Utashima     In truth, [03:37] Utashima     that all happened to me. [03:38] Meisaku     In that case, you have my sympathy. [03:41] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E213 - A Fitness Game Where Even Dogs Can Lose Weight! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:06] Lassi     Got your smartphones ready? [00:08] Lassi     All righty. [00:08] Lassi     Get online now! [00:10] Nokio     Aw man, it's sold out already! [00:12] Sweets     Same here. [00:13] Lassi     Goddamn! [00:14] Meisaku     What are you making them do? [00:15] Lassi     I want this fitness game      that's in short supply, [00:17] Lassi     so I asked these two to snap it up      as soon as it's back in stock online. [00:20] Meisaku     Don't use your students      for things like that! [00:22] Musubi     What are fitness games? [00:24] Meisaku     A workout in the form of a video game. [00:24] Sign     Episode 213     A Fitness Game Where Even Dogs Can Lose Weight! [00:26] Meisaku     Even people who don't usually      play video games play them. [00:28] Lassi     I've gained a teensy bit of weight lately      because I haven't been exercising. [00:32] Meisaku     Sounds more than a "teensy" bit. [00:33] Lassi     At this rate, it'll flag up in my physical. [00:35] Nokio     You have physicals? [00:37] Meisaku     But you're a dog. [00:38] Sweets     Hey, isn't there a fitness     game in that other world? [00:41] Meisaku     Hm, yeah, there might be. [00:42] Lassi     What are you talking about? [00:43] Sweets     Well, this and that happened, and a door in      Meisaku's house now leads to another world. [00:44] Sign (Bottom Right)     Schoolboy [00:44] Sign (Bottom Right)     Schoolboy [00:44] Sign (Bottom Right)     Meisaku Matsuda [00:44] Sign (Bottom Right)     Meisaku Matsuda [00:44] Sign     Rare [00:47] Lassi     Fan... [00:48] Meisaku     Fan? [00:49] Lassi     Fantabulassi! [00:50] Meisaki     "Fantabulassi"?! [00:52] Lassi     I'll be making a home visit today! [00:54] Meisaku     I know you're only coming to play the game! [00:57] Sign (Right Top)     Calories     Burned [00:58] Sign (Left Top)     Lassi [00:58] Sweets     So now, we're in another world, and     conveniently, it's the fitness game world. [01:02] Lassi     Okay! With this game,     I can lose weight healthily. [01:05] Ring Fit     Hello, Lassi-san. [01:06] Lassi     Who the heck is this? [01:07] Nokio     Must be the game's instructor. [01:09] Ring Fit     I am the Instruc-dog and I     specialize in exercises for dogs. [01:12] Sign     Instruc-dog [01:12] Sign     Instruc-dog [01:14] Meisaku     It's called the Instruc-dog. [01:15] Ring Fit     I'll do everything I can to      support you to lose weight. [01:18] Lassi     That's reassuring to hear. [01:19] Ring Fit     If you fail to lose weight, I'll take     full responsibility and cease to exist. [01:23] Musubi     What a strong sense of duty! [01:25] Lassi     This all sounds very promising! [01:26] Ring Fit     Please choose your game mode. [01:26] Sign     Casual Mode [01:26] Sign     1% Survival Mode [01:26] Sign     99% You Die Mode [01:29] Meisaku     They're all tough except for Casual Mode. [01:31] Musubi     The bottom two are practically the same. [01:33] Lassi     Obviously, I'm going with the one at the top. [01:34] Sign     Casual Mode [01:34] Sign     Casual Mode [01:34] Sign     Casual Mode [01:34] Sign     Casual Mode [01:34] Sign     Casual Mode [01:36] Ring Fit     Are you sure? [01:36] Sign (Left Top)     Lassi [01:36] Sign (Right Top)     Calories     Burned [01:37] Lassi     Yes, I am. [01:38] Ring Fit     Are you sure you're okay with     always taking the easy route in life? [01:43] Meisaku     Don't ask such a deep question. [01:46] Sign (Right Top)     Calories     Burned [01:46] Sign (Bottom Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:46] Sign (Bottom Left)     Running [01:46] Sign (Left Top)     Lassi [01:47] Ring Fit     Come on, faster! Run as fast as you can! [01:49] Sweets     He's already looking tired. [01:51] Ring Fit     Very good. I love that     look of pain on your face! [01:53] Sign (Bottom Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:53] Sign (Bottom Left)     Running [01:53] Nokio     You're praising that? [01:55] Ring Fit     Show me even more pain on that face! [01:57] Sign (Bottom Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:57] Sign (Bottom Left)     Running [01:57] Meisaku     Why do you sound so happy? [01:59] Ring Fit     They're all looking.     They're all looking at you. [02:01] Ring Fit     The students you usually boss around     are watching this pathetic sight! [02:05] Lassi     How embarrassing! [02:07] Ring Fit     When you're embarrassed, your     temperature goes up and it burns off fat. [02:07] Sign (Bottom Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:07] Sign (Bottom Left)     Running [02:11] Meisaku     That's a horrible way to burn fat. [02:14] Meisaku     A monster appeared! [02:15] Ring Fit     By doing strength training,     you can deal damage to the monster. [02:18] Nokio     Oh, I see. The training's part of the game. [02:20] Lassi     S-Squat! [02:22] Sign (Bottom Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:22] Sign (Bottom Left)     Squat [02:22] Meisaku     That did damage to it! [02:23] Lassi     It's tough, but I can do this! [02:25] Sign (Bottom Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:25] Sign (Bottom Left)     Squat [02:25] Musubi     Ah, the monster healed itself! [02:27] Lassi     Squat! [02:28] Sign (Bottom Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:28] Sign (Bottom Left)     Squat [02:29] Lassi     Squat, squat! [02:32] Lassi     It's so hard! [02:33] Meisaku     It's got unlimited healing. [02:33] Sign (Bottom Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:33] Sign (Bottom Left)     Squat [02:34] Nokio     This game is so unbalanced! [02:37] Lassi     What can I do to deal more damage? [02:39] Ring Fit     To defeat this monster, [02:41] Ring Fit     you must carry two desks and     pull a large truck tied to your waist. [02:45] Meisaku     That's impossible! [02:45] Sign (Bottom Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:45] Sign (Bottom Left)     Squat [02:46] Sweets     Are all fitness games this tough? [02:48] Meisaku     This really is too tough. [02:50] Meisaku     This is Casual Mode, isn't it? [02:52] Nokio     Ah, wait, it's not Casual Mode after all. [02:53] Sign     99% You Die Mode [02:53] Sign     Casual Mode [02:53] Sign     1% Survival Mode [02:55] Nokio     It actually says Casualty Mode! [02:55] Sign (Close Up)     Casual ty Mode [02:57] Meisaku     "Casualty" Mode?! So it's actually hard? [03:01] Sweets     If this keeps up, Lassi-sensei's gonna die! [03:01] Sign (Left Top)     Lassi [03:01] Sign (Right Top)     Calories     Burned [03:01] Sign (Bottom Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:01] Sign (Bottom Left)     Squat [03:04] Meisaku     I know! Let's get Lassi-sensei to bulk up. [03:06] Nokio     Huh? Bulk up? [03:07] Meisaku     If he fails to lose weight,     the Instruc-dog ceases to exist! [03:11] Musubi     As luck would have it,     I brought lots of bread. [03:13] Nokio     Good job, luck! [03:14] Meisaku     Please eat these, Lassi-sensei! [03:15] Lassi     No, stop— [03:18] Ring Fit     Warning: you're gaining weight. [03:18] Sign (Left Top)     Lassi [03:18] Sign (Right Top)     Calories     Burned [03:20] Ring Fit     Warning: you're gaining weight. [03:23] Ring Fit     Warn... [03:24] Sign (Left Top)     Lassi [03:24] Sign (Right Top)     Calories     Burned [03:24] Ring Fit     Your weight... Your weight... [03:27] Sign (Left Top)     Lassi [03:27] Sign (Right Top)     Calories     Burned [03:28] Ring Fit     Weight loss: failed! [03:32] Nok/Mus/Swe     Game completed! [03:33] Meisaku     I think "game over" is more accurate. [03:38] Lassi     Since losing weight can be     dangerous, I've given up trying. [03:41] Lassi     So, Meisaku... [03:42] Lassi     Run and fetch me some custard buns! [03:44] Meisaku     You're the one who should be running. [03:46] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E214 - Princess Tsurukou Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:05] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:05] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:05] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:06] Meisaku     Uh... [00:07] Meisaku     "Princess Tsurukou's Magic Show"? [00:07] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:10] Meisaku     What's that? [00:10] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:10] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:10] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:11] Bolt     "What's that?"! Seriously?! [00:12] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:12] Bolt     Don't you know about Princess Tsurukou?! [00:14] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:14] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:14] Sign     Episode 214     Princess Tsurukou [00:14] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:14] Meisaku     You mean Tsurukou? [00:14] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:15] Meisaku     "Princess" is for female royalty. [00:17] Musubi     He's a famed genius magician,     and tickets to his shows are hard to come by. [00:18] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:18] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:20] Meisaku     He's that popular, huh? [00:22] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:22] Nokio     It's rumored that his 3,000 yen tickets     shoot up and get resold for 3,150 yen. [00:24] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:26] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:26] Meisaku     Not a huge hike. [00:27] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:27] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:27] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:27] Bolt     Princess Tsurukou thoughtfully arranged     for us to see his popular show for free. [00:30] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:32] Nokio     So be grateful! [00:32] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:32] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:32] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:33] Meisaku     When you say it like that,     I kinda want to see it. [00:35] Meisaku     Tricks like levitation and escaping from      a burning cage are considered classics. [00:40] Bolt     Princess Tsurukou's magic tricks     aren't nearly as boring as those! [00:40] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:40] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:40] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:44] Nokio     You'll literally be blown away.     Like five meters or so! [00:45] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:46] Meisaku     Well, that sure sounds like     magic. I can't wait to see it. [00:46] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:46] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:46] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:51] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:51] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:51] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:52] Bolt     It's about to start. [00:53] Meisaku     I wonder what kind of entrance he'll make. [00:55] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [00:55] Tsurukou     Yo, what's up? [00:56] Tsurukou     I'm Princess Tsurukou. [00:58] Tsurukou     Please remember my name     and face if nothing else, okay? [01:00] Meisaku     He came out like a standup comedian! [01:00] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:00] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:00] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:03] Tsurukou     Allow me to show you my     first Princess magic trick. [01:03] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:07] Tsurukou     You there. Can I borrow     a 1,000 yen bill from you? [01:10] Musubi     Th-There it is! [01:10] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:10] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:10] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:11] Meisaku     Nothing's happened yet. [01:13] Bolt     A... A 1,000 yen bill! [01:14] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:14] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:14] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:14] Meisaku     That's not surprising at all. [01:16] Tsurukou     Behold. [01:16] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:17] Tsurukou     This 1,000 yen bill turns into... [01:20] Tsurukou     two 1,000 yen bills! [01:22] Bolt     Holy wow! [01:23] Meisaku     Uh, I guess it was impressive... [01:25] Musubi     Princess Tsurukou! [01:27] Meisaku     Isn't it a bit boring? [01:28] Bolt     What?! You don't know what you're saying! [01:28] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:28] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:28] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:31] Bolt     Listen, what he just did was... [01:32] Nokio     Bolt, forget it. Meisaku won't     understand how amazing it is. [01:32] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:32] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:32] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:35] Meisaku     You could've put that a bit nicer. [01:37] Meisaku     But everyone thought it was amazing,     so maybe I missed something? [01:41] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:41] Tsurukou     Okay, for my next Princess magic trick... [01:43] Tsurukou     You there. Can I borrow     a 5,000 yen bill from you? [01:46] Musubi     Th-Th-Th-There it is! [01:46] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:46] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:46] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:47] Meisaku     Again, nothing's happened yet! [01:49] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:49] Tsurukou     Are you ready? [01:50] Tsurukou     This 5,000 yen bill turns into... [01:53] Tsurukou     two 5,000 yen bills! [01:55] Meisaku     Like I said, boring. [01:57] Musubi     Stop calling it boring! [01:57] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:57] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:57] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [01:58] Bolt     He doubled that 5,000 yen bill! [02:01] Meisaku     I get that, but... [02:02] Musubi     He's... [02:02] Musubi     making a profit! [02:04] Meisaku     Huh? [02:05] Tsurukou     Who should I pick next? [02:05] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [02:05] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [02:05] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [02:07] Mob 1     Please increase my money! [02:09] Mob 2     Triple my 5,000 yen bill! [02:11] Nokio     Princess Tsurukou is popular     because he multiplies your money. [02:14] Meisaku     That's why?! That's not how you enjoy magic. [02:18] Tsurukou     You're next. [02:19] Tsurukou     Can I borrow a 10,000 yen bill from you? [02:21] Audience     Princess! Princess! [02:24] Meisaku     The audience is most excited about this. [02:26] Tsurukou     I will now go into this     box holding this 10,000 yen bill. [02:29] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [02:29] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [02:29] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [02:29] Meisaku     Ah, this trick sounds a bit flashier. [02:32] Tsurukou     And now, this box will... [02:34] Tsurukou     Three. [02:35] Tsurukou     Two. [02:36] Tsurukou     One. [02:37] Tsurukou     Zero! [02:38] Meisaku     Wow! A huge explosion! Is he okay? [02:38] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [02:38] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [02:38] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [02:38] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [02:43] Meisaku     Oh, he's all right! Amazing! [02:43] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [02:43] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [02:43] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [02:46] Nokio     Yeah, I guess. [02:47] Bolt     Kinda cool. [02:48] Musubi     Sure. [02:49] Meisaku     This is where you should be getting excited! [02:49] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [02:49] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [02:49] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [02:49] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [02:49] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [02:49] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [02:49] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [02:51] Tsurukou     And while all that was going on,     the 10,000 yen bill I had turned into... [02:56] Tsurukou     a 1,000 yen bill! [03:00] Meisaku     He's getting booed even     though it was a good trick! [03:03] Tsurukou     Now, now, calm down, everyone. [03:05] Tsurukou     What do we have here? [03:05] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [03:05] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [03:09] Musubi     It's... [03:10] Mus/Nok/Bol     It's a miracle! [03:12] Meisaku     He just brought a wad of bills with him. [03:14] Bolt     You need to shut up! [03:14] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [03:14] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [03:14] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [03:15] Nokio     Don't you know how to enjoy magic?! [03:17] Meisaku     That's my line! [03:18] Tsurukou     Okay, for my last magic trick... [03:18] Sign     Princess     Tsurukou     Magic Show [03:21] Tsurukou     My "handing out 1,000 yen bills" trick. [03:23] Musubi     Un... [03:24] Mus/Nok/Bol     Unbelievable! [03:26] Meisaku     All he's doing is handing out money. [03:29] Tsurukou     What did you think of my magic show? [03:32] Musubi     It was amazing! [03:33] Musubi     The "handing out 1,000     yen bills" trick moved me! [03:35] Bolt     I was impressed by the 5,000 yen bill trick! [03:37] Nokio     The 10,000 yen bill one, too! [03:38] Meisaku     But Tsurukou, will you be okay     handing out all that money like that? [03:41] Tsurukou     Yeah, it's no problem! [03:43] Musubi     Why's that? [03:44] Tsurukou     You really want to know the     secret to my magic tricks? [03:47] Bolt     Please tell us! [03:48] Nokio     What awesome magic do you use? [03:50] Tsurukou     I have... [03:51] Tsurukou     a sponsor! [03:53] Sweets     Presented by the Oshirikawa family. [03:55] Meisaku     So it's the money doing all the "magic"? SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [03:58] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! E215 - Hello, I'm The Blue Bird Of Happiness Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:06] Musubi     I wonder what it means to be happy. [00:08] Meisaku     You're musing over a really deep topic there. [00:11] Musubi     I want to be happy. [00:12] Sign     Episode 215     Hello, I'm The Blue Bird Of Happiness [00:12] Meisaku     You say that, but money is all it     takes to make you happy, right? [00:15] Musubi     Money's important, sure, but it     can't bring you happiness by itself. [00:18] Meisaku     Then, what is "happiness" to you? [00:20] Musubi     My tweet going viral and getting      retweeted 500 million times. [00:23] Tsurukou     500 million sounds impossible. [00:25] Meisaku     Oh, what if we go find the      Blue Bird of Happiness? [00:28] Musubi     The Blue Bird of Happiness? [00:30] Meisaku     In the classic tale, The Blue Bird, [00:30] Sign     The      Blue Bird [00:31] Meisaku     Tyltyl and Mytyl search for the blue bird,     a symbol of happiness, in their dream. [00:36] Sweets     I... I... I... [00:38] Meisaku     What's wrong, Sweets? [00:39] Sweets     I see a blue bird! [00:41] Meisaku     Huh? [00:42] Meisaku     There really is one! [00:43] Musubi     Yes! Now I can find happiness! [00:46] Meisaku     It's bigger than I imagined. Or wait... [00:48] Meisaku     Isn't this just a chicken     covered in blue paint? [00:51] Blue Bird     You want to be happy? [00:53] Tsurukou     It talks. [00:54] Meisaku     So you understood us? [00:55] Blue Bird     One lemon contains four     lemons' worth of vitamin C! [01:00] Meisaku     Okay, maybe he didn't understand us. [01:02] Blue Bird     You want to be happy? [01:04] Blue Bird     But happiness is all relative. [01:06] Blue Bird     Even if you're feeling normal, if someone     else is unhappy, you're happy by comparison. [01:06] Sign (Left)     Unhappy [01:06] Sign (Right)     Happy [01:09] Sign (Bottom)     Unhappy [01:09] Sign (Top)     Happy [01:10] Blue Bird     How are you feeling right now? Are you happy? [01:13] Meisaku     Uh, I'm feeling normal, I guess? [01:15] Blue Bird     I'm unhappy because I'm covered     in blue paint and I feel terrible. [01:16] Sign (Left)     Unhappy [01:16] Sign (Right)     Happy [01:17] Sign (Bottom)     Unhappy [01:17] Sign (Middle)     Happy [01:17] Sign (Top)     Happy [01:19] Blue Bird     Congrats! [01:20] Meisaku     That'll never make me go: "I feel so happy!" [01:23] Musubi     The Blue Bird of Happiness is very unique. [01:26] Meisaku     This isn't the Blue Bird of Happiness. [01:27] Sweets     I... I... I... [01:30] Meisaku     What's wrong, Sweets? [01:31] Sweets     I see a blue mouse! [01:32] Meisaku     Huh? [01:33] Meisaku     It is a blue mouse! [01:35] Tsurukou     He's covered in paint as well. [01:37] Meisaku     But a blue mouse doesn't bring happiness,     so he's irrelevant right now. [01:41] Blue Mouse     I'm shocked at being called "irrelevant." [01:43] Blue Mouse     I feel blue, 'cause I am blue. Get it? [01:44] Blue Bird     Because Blue Mouse became unhappy,     I'm now happy by comparison! [01:46] Sign (Left)     Unhappy [01:46] Sign (Right)     Happy [01:47] Sign (Bottom)     Unhappy [01:47] Sign (Top)     Happy [01:48] Blue Mouse     I'm so, so blue and I feel bad for my late wife. [01:51] Blue Mouse     She was really orange, you see. [01:52] Blue Bird     I'msuhhappi... I'm so happy,     I could melt the snow off a ski slope! [01:55] Blue Bird     I flubbed! [01:56] Blue Mouse     My orange wife and I were     home on the range and... [01:58] Blue Mouse     Ah, I've never had a wife! [01:59] Tsurukou     You two need to shut up! [02:01] Musubi     They're definitely not the      Blue Birds of Happiness! [02:03] Meisaku     Glad you finally caught up. [02:05] Blue Bird     Then, let us take you to      the land of happiness. [02:08] Meisaku     Huh? [02:08] Musubi     Yay! [02:09] Blue Bird/Mouse     Pachofasomacho, pasomachopaso! [02:13] Meisaku     Hm? [02:14] Sweets     Nothing's happening. [02:15] Blue Bird     Because we didn't do anything. [02:17] Meisaku     Then what was that just now?! [02:21] Sign (Bird Tweet)     Welcome to the land of happiness. [02:21] Sign (Bird)     Chicken [02:23] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     I welcome you to the land of happiness. [02:23] Sign (Mouse)     Mouse [02:24] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [02:24] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     Huh? [02:25] Sign (Bird Tweet)     Welcome to the land of happiness. [02:25] Sign (Bird)     Chicken [02:25] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     I welcome you to the land of happiness. [02:25] Sign (Mouse)     Mouse [02:25] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [02:25] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     Huh? [02:25] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     I welcome you to the land of happiness. [02:25] Sign (Mouse)     Mouse [02:25] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [02:25] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     Huh? [02:25] Sign (Tsurukou Name)     Tsurukou [02:25] Sign(Tsurukou Tweet)     This is a social media platform. [02:26] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     I welcome you to the land of happiness. [02:26] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [02:26] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     Huh? [02:26] Sign (Tsurukou Name)     Tsurukou [02:26] Sign(Tsurukou Tweet)     This is a social media platform. [02:27] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [02:27] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     Huh? [02:27] Sign (Tsurukou Name)     Tsurukou [02:27] Sign(Tsurukou Tweet)     This is a social media platform. [02:27] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [02:27] Sign (Musubi Tweet)     The one where you tweet. [02:28] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     Huh? [02:28] Sign (Tsurukou Name)     Tsurukou [02:28] Sign(Tsurukou Tweet)     This is a social media platform. [02:28] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [02:28] Sign (Musubi Tweet)     The one where you tweet. [02:28] Sign (Tsurukou Name)     Tsurukou [02:28] Sign(Tsurukou Tweet)     This is a social media platform. [02:28] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [02:28] Sign (Musubi Tweet)     The one where you tweet. [02:28] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [02:28] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     All happiness can be     found on social media. [02:30] Sign(Tsurukou Tweet)     This is a social media platform. [02:30] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [02:30] Sign (Musubi Tweet)     The one where you tweet. [02:30] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [02:30] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     All happiness can be     found on social media. [02:30] Sign (Tsurukou Name)     Tsurukou [02:30] Sign( Tsurukou Tweet)     That's what the kids of today say. [02:30] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [02:30] Sign (Musubi Tweet)     The one where you tweet. [02:30] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [02:30] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     All happiness can be     found on social media. [02:32] Sign (Musubi Tweet)     The one where you tweet. [02:32] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [02:32] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     All happiness can be     found on social media. [02:32] Sign (Tsurukou Name)     Tsurukou [02:32] Sign( Tsurukou Tweet)     That's what the kids of today say. [02:32] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     All happiness can be     found on social media. [02:32] Sign (Tsurukou Name)     Tsurukou [02:32] Sign( Tsurukou Tweet)     That's what the kids of today say. [02:32] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [02:32] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     Please RT: [02:32] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     All happiness can be     found on social media. [02:36] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     All happiness can be     found on social media. [02:36] Sign (Tsurukou Name)     Tsurukou [02:36] Sign( Tsurukou Tweet)     That's what the kids of today say. [02:36] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [02:36] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     Please RT: [02:36] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     All happiness can be     found on social media. [02:36] Sign( Tsurukou Tweet)     That's what the kids of today say. [02:36] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [02:36] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     Please RT: [02:36] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     All happiness can be     found on social media. [02:36] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [02:36] Sign( Musubi Tweet)     Don't ask people to retweet      something like that! [02:38] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [02:38] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     Please RT: [02:38] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     All happiness can be     found on social media. [02:38] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [02:38] Sign( Musubi Tweet)     Don't ask people to retweet      something like that! [02:38] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [02:38] Sign( Musubi Tweet)     Don't ask people to retweet      something like that! [02:38] Sign( Musubi Tweet)     Don't ask people to retweet      something like that! [02:38] Sign (Chicken Name)     Chicken [02:38] Sign (Chicken Tweet)     #RTifyoufeelevenalittlebithappy [02:41] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [02:41] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     Not even a little bit. [02:42] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [02:42] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     Not even a little bit. [02:42] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [02:42] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     Not even a little bit. [02:42] Sign (Tsurukou Name)     Tsurukou [02:42] Sign (Tsurukou Name)     I feel that you'd make a good broth. [02:44] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [02:44] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     Not even a little bit. [02:44] Sign (Tsurukou Name)     Tsurukou [02:44] Sign (Tsurukou Name)     I feel that you'd make a good broth. [02:44] Sign (Sweet'S Name)     Sweets [02:44] Sign (Sweet'S Tweet)     What does happiness mean?! [02:44] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [02:44] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     Not even a little bit. [02:44] Sign (Tsurukou Name)     Tsurukou [02:44] Sign (Tsurukou Name)     I feel that you'd make a good broth. [02:46] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     Not even a little bit. [02:46] Sign (Tsurukou Name)     Tsurukou [02:46] Sign (Tsurukou Name)     I feel that you'd make a good broth. [02:46] Sign (Sweet'S Name)     Sweets [02:46] Sign (Sweet'S Tweet)     What does happiness mean?! [02:46] Sign (Tsurukou Name)     I feel that you'd make a good broth. [02:46] Sign (Sweet'S Name)     Sweets [02:46] Sign (Sweet'S Tweet)     What does happiness mean?! [02:46] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [02:46] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     The kanji used in "happiness" is similar to the      one used in "painfulness." Which means that     happiness exists beside pain. [02:51] Sign (Sweet'S Name)     Sweets [02:51] Sign (Sweet'S Tweet)     What does happiness mean?! [02:51] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [02:51] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     The kanji used in "happiness" is similar to the      one used in "painfulness." Which means that     happiness exists beside pain. [02:52] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)     Meisaku [02:52] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)     Are you trying to say     something profound? [02:52] Sign (Sweet'S Tweet)     What does happiness mean?! [02:52] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [02:52] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     The kanji used in "happiness" is similar to the      one used in "painfulness." Which means that     happiness exists beside pain. [02:53] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [02:53] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     The kanji used in "happiness" is similar to the      one used in "painfulness." Which means that     happiness exists beside pain. [02:53] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)     Meisaku [02:53] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)     Are you trying to say     something profound? [02:53] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)     Meisaku [02:53] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)     Are you trying to say     something profound? [02:53] Sign (Chicken Tweet)     The kanji used in "spicy" and the kanji used      in "painfulness" are one and the same. [02:53] Sign (Chicken Name)     Chicken [02:56] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)     Meisaku [02:56] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)     Are you trying to say     something profound? [02:56] Sign (Chicken Tweet)     The kanji used in "spicy" and the kanji used      in "painfulness" are one and the same. [02:56] Sign (Chicken Name)     Chicken [02:56] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)     Meisaku [02:56] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)     Are you trying to say     something profound? [02:56] Sign (Chicken Tweet)     The kanji used in "spicy" and the kanji used      in "painfulness" are one and the same. [02:56] Sign (Chicken Name)     Chicken [02:56] Sign (Chicken Tweet)     Which means spiciness and      pain are... the same thing!! [02:56] Sign (Chicken Name)     Chicken [02:58] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)     Are you trying to say     something profound? [02:58] Sign (Chicken Tweet)     The kanji used in "spicy" and the kanji used      in "painfulness" are one and the same. [02:58] Sign (Chicken Name)     Chicken [02:58] Sign (Chicken Tweet)     Which means spiciness and      pain are... the same thing!! [02:58] Sign (Chicken Name)     Chicken [02:58] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)     Are you trying to say     something profound? [02:58] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [02:58] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     They're clearly NOT the same! [02:58] Sign (Chicken Tweet)     The kanji used in "spicy" and the kanji used      in "painfulness" are one and the same. [02:58] Sign (Chicken Name)     Chicken [02:58] Sign (Chicken Tweet)     Which means spiciness and      pain are... the same thing!! [02:58] Sign (Chicken Name)     Chicken [03:00] Sign (Chicken Tweet)     The kanji used in "spicy" and the kanji used      in "painfulness" are one and the same. [03:00] Sign (Chicken Tweet)     Which means spiciness and      pain are... the same thing!! [03:00] Sign (Chicken Name)     Chicken [03:00] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:00] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     They're clearly NOT the same! [03:00] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [03:00] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     The kanji used in happiness and the kanji     used in "squeeze out" is also the same. [03:00] Sign (Chicken Name)     Chicken [03:00] Sign (Chicken Tweet)     Which means spiciness and      pain are... the same thing!! [03:00] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:00] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     They're clearly NOT the same! [03:02] Sign (Chicken Tweet)     Which means spiciness and      pain are... the same thing!! [03:02] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:02] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     They're clearly NOT the same! [03:02] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [03:02] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     The kanji used in happiness and the kanji     used in "squeeze out" is also the same. [03:02] Sign (Chicken Tweet)     Which means spiciness and      pain are... the same thing!! [03:02] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:02] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     They're clearly NOT the same! [03:02] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [03:02] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     The kanji used in happiness and the kanji     used in "squeeze out" is also the same. [03:02] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:02] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     That kanji does NOT read "squeeze out"!! [03:05] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     They're clearly NOT the same! [03:05] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [03:05] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     The kanji used in happiness and the kanji     used in "squeeze out" is also the same. [03:05] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:05] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     That kanji does NOT read "squeeze out"!! [03:05] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [03:05] Sign( Musubi Tweet)     Don't just make up the pronunciation! [03:05] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [03:05] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     The kanji used in happiness and the kanji     used in "squeeze out" is also the same. [03:05] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:05] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     That kanji does NOT read "squeeze out"!! [03:07] Tsurukou     Ah, Musubi-paisen's reply is getting     retweeted at an amazing speed! [03:11] Musubi     Huh? [03:11] Sweets     500 million retweets! [03:11] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [03:11] Sign( Musubi Tweet)     Don't just make up the pronunciation! [03:11] Sweets     500 million [03:11] Sweets     500 million [03:13] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [03:13] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     The kanji used in happiness and the kanji     used in "squeeze out" is also the same. [03:13] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:13] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     That kanji does NOT read "squeeze out"!! [03:13] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [03:13] Sign( Musubi Tweet)     Don't just make up the pronunciation! [03:13] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     The kanji used in happiness and the kanji     used in "squeeze out" is also the same. [03:13] Sign (Chicken Name)     Chicken [03:13] Sign (Chicken Tweet)     What do you think? [03:13] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:13] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     That kanji does NOT read "squeeze out"!! [03:13] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [03:13] Sign( Musubi Tweet)     Don't just make up the pronunciation! [03:14] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [03:14] Sign( Musubi Tweet)     Don't just make up the pronunciation! [03:14] Sign (Chicken Name)     Chicken [03:14] Sign (Chicken Tweet)     What do you think? [03:14] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [03:14] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     Are you happy? [03:14] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [03:14] Sign( Musubi Tweet)     Don't just make up the pronunciation! [03:14] Sign (Chicken Name)     Chicken [03:14] Sign (Chicken Tweet)     What do you think? [03:16] Sign (Chicken Name)     Chicken [03:16] Sign (Chicken Tweet)     What do you think? [03:16] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [03:16] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     Are you happy? [03:16] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [03:16] Sign( Musubi Tweet)     This is... happiness...! [03:16] Sign (Chicken Name)     Chicken [03:16] Sign (Chicken Tweet)     What do you think? [03:16] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [03:16] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     Are you happy? [03:18] Sign (Chicken Tweet)     What do you think? [03:18] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [03:18] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     Are you happy? [03:18] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [03:18] Sign( Musubi Tweet)     This is... happiness...! [03:18] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:18] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     This isn't where you find happiness. [03:18] Sign (Mouse Name)     Mouse [03:18] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     Are you happy? [03:18] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [03:18] Sign( Musubi Tweet)     This is... happiness...! [03:20] Sign (Mouse Tweet)     Are you happy? [03:20] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [03:20] Sign( Musubi Tweet)     This is... happiness...! [03:20] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:20] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     This isn't where you find happiness. [03:20] Sign( Musubi Tweet)     This is... happiness...! [03:20] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:20] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     This isn't where you find happiness. [03:20] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:20] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     Tyltyl and Mytyl find the blue bird's     feather in their own room in the end. [03:24] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:24] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     This isn't where you find happiness. [03:24] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:24] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     Tyltyl and Mytyl find the blue bird's     feather in their own room in the end. [03:24] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:24] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     Tyltyl and Mytyl find the blue bird's     feather in their own room in the end. [03:24] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [03:24] Sign( Musubi Tweet)     Happi...ness? [03:26] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:26] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     Tyltyl and Mytyl find the feather of the     blue bird in their own room in the end. [03:26] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [03:26] Sign( Musubi Tweet)     Happi...ness? [03:26] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:26] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     Your happiness is closer than you think! [03:26] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [03:26] Sign( Musubi Tweet)     Happi...ness? [03:28] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [03:28] Sign( Musubi Tweet)     Happi...ness? [03:28] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:28] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     Your happiness is closer than you think! [03:28] Sign (Musubi Name)     Musubi [03:28] Sign( Musubi Tweet)     Happi...ness? [03:28] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:28] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     Your happiness is closer than you think! [03:28] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:28] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     You need to wake up!!! [03:29] Sign (Meisaku Name)     Meisaku [03:29] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)     You need to wake up!!! [03:33] Meisaku     It was my dream, after all. [03:35] Meisaku     Now that I think about it, Tyltyl and Mytyl      look for the blue bird in their dream. [03:39] Blue Bird     You want to be happy? [03:41] Meisaku     There's a blue bird in my room, too! [03:44] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E216 - Motion Sickness Drunken Fist Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:05] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:05] Sign (Left)     Don't look at your      cell constantly [00:05] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:05] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:05] Sign (Top Left)     School     Maxim:     Be a     Classic [00:05] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:05] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:05] Sign (Bottom Left)     Sleep is the [00:05] Sign (Bottom Left)     mother of health [00:05] Sign     Student     on Duty     Today [00:06] Lassi     Good morning, everyone! [00:07] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:07] Sign     Story [00:08] Lassi     Hm? What's this? Is Sweets late today? [00:10] Musubi     He got lost up a mountain     on his way to school, [00:12] Musubi     so he took a cable car back down,     and he's on his way here in a cab. [00:15] Meisaku     Where did he go? [00:16] Sign     Episode 216     Motion Sickness Drunken Fist [00:16] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:16] Sign     Story [00:16] Nokio     His house is like one minute from here. [00:18] Bolt     Why'd he go up a mountain? [00:19] Meisaku     He has zero sense of direction. [00:21] Lassi     All right, I'll throw chalk     at him when he walks in. [00:24] Lassi     I'm off to practice and work on my shoulder, [00:26] Lassi     so it's independent study. [00:27] Mus/Nok/Bol     Yay! [00:27] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:27] Sign     Story [00:28] Meisaku     So there's no class? [00:29] Sweets     Gowd mornan'. [00:32] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:32] Sign     Story [00:32] Meisaku     Wow, talk about tipsy! [00:34] Sweets     I had too much... [00:35] Meisaku     Underage drinking?! [00:35] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:35] Sign     Story [00:37] Sweets     ...of riding in a car. [00:38] Meisaku     Oh, motion sickness. [00:39] Musubi     Motion sickness does that to you? [00:41] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:41] Sign     Story [00:41] Lassi     Motion sickness or not,     you're totally late for class! [00:43] Lassi     Here comes my explosive chalk throw! [00:45] Lassi     Take this! [00:47] Lassi     Wha... What? [00:48] Sweets     Sensei, didya do sumfin'? [00:51] Lassi     H-How can a student so unsteady     on his feet dodge my chalk throw? [00:55] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:55] Sign     Story [00:55] Bolt     Oh! Could this possibly be... [00:57] Bolt     Drunken Fist?! [00:58] Musubi     "Drunken Fist"? [00:58] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:58] Sign     Story [00:59] Bolt     It's from a kung fu movie starring     action star genius, Jackie Chan: [00:59] Sign     Drunken Master     (Drunken Fist) [01:01] Bolt     a ripsnorter about a martial arts style     where the drunker he is, the stronger he gets! [01:05] Meisaku     Tch, explaining's my job. [01:05] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:05] Sign     Story [01:07] Nokio     Bolt, you like action movies, don't you? [01:08] Lassi     I believed in my chalk-throwing skills... [01:10] Lassi     Until this wound in my heart heals,     it's independent study! [01:13] Mus/Nok/Bol     Yay! [01:13] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:13] Sign     Story [01:14] Meisaku     This "teacher" never teaches. [01:18] Sweets     Peachy peach. Now I'm not      afraid of his chalk throw. [01:22] Sweets     I can cut class as much as I want. [01:25] Nokio     Lucky you. [01:26] Meisaku     I know you can dodge chalk now,     but you still shouldn't cut class. [01:29] Musubi     Good news, everyone! [01:31] Nokio     What's up? [01:32] Musubi     Ever since Sweets beat Lassi-sensei,     he's been practicing his chalk-throwing. [01:36] Sweets     He's what? I have to keep up with him! [01:39] Meisaku     How is that "good news"? [01:41] Musubi     It means independent study until     he can get his chalk throws down pat. [01:44] Nokio     Hell, yes! [01:45] Meisaku     He needs to do his job. [01:46] Sweets     To take Lassi-sensei down,     I'll master the Drunken Fist. [01:51] Meisaku     And how will you do that, exactly? [01:52] Sweets     I'll get even worse motion sickness. [01:56] Nokio     Huh? [01:56] Meisaku     Ah! An amusement park teacup ride! [01:58] Musubi     Where'd you get this? [02:00] Sweets     Switch on! [02:02] Musubi     He's spinning a lot. [02:04] Sweets     Nau-seous! I feel sick! [02:07] Meisaku     Why don't you just stop? [02:08] Sweets     Oh. [02:09] Nokio     What's wrong? [02:09] Sweets     I got too sick and it calmed me down. [02:12] Musubi     That's what happens when you get too sick? [02:16] Meisaku     What are we being forced to watch right now? [02:20] Sweets     Peachy peach. [02:22] Sweets     It's goin' swimmingly! [02:24] Meisaku     You're looking extremely sick, though. [02:26] Sweets     I feel totally invincible right now! [02:29] Lassi     We'll see about that. [02:30] Meisaku     Oh, Lassi-sensei... [02:30] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:30] Sign     Story [02:32] Meisaku     Your arm is ripped! [02:34] Lassi     Okay, let's get this class started, shall we? [02:38] Sweets     Hm, then maybe I should read this     comic book even though class has started. [02:43] Nokio     Wow, what crazy intensity! [02:45] Musubi     These two are about to throw down, aren't they? [02:47] Meisaku     Can you just start teaching already? [02:50] Lassi     Hey, Sweets! [02:51] Lassi     Why are you reading a comic book in class?! [02:54] Sweets     Bring it on! [02:57] Bolt     He threw one! [02:58] Sweets     I feel nauseous! [03:00] Bolt     He dodged it! [03:02] Bolt     He threw another! [03:03] Sweets     I'm gonna barf! [03:04] Bolt     He dodged again! [03:06] Meisaku     Everyone's being too loud in general! [03:08] Sweets     How do ya like that? [03:08] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:08] Sign     Story [03:10] Lassi     Not bad. But I expected as much. [03:13] Nokio     Y-You have a secret weapon? [03:14] Lassi     Sweets must... [03:16] Lassi     clean the class by himself as punishment. [03:18] Sweets     Clean? [03:18] Lassi     That's right. [03:18] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:18] Sign     Story [03:19] Lassi     It's punishment for reading in class. Pick up     and put away all the chalk on the floor, too. [03:23] Sweets     A-Are you serious?! [03:23] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:23] Sign     Story [03:25] Meisaku     But you threw all that chalk! [03:26] Lassi     Sweets, don't get cocky just     because you got a little stronger. [03:29] Lassi     You didn't get sick from being in      moving vehicles. You were... [03:32] Lassi     drunk on your own power! [03:34] Nokio     He's trying to sound smart. [03:34] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:34] Sign     Story [03:35] Sweets     Oh man! I lost! [03:37] Lassi     Sometimes, you learn from losing. [03:39] Lassi     In a way, this is part of the lesson. [03:41] Meisaku     Is it really? [03:41] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:41] Sign     Story [03:42] Lassi     Anyway, I'm gonna call it a day. [03:43] Lassi     It's independent study now! [03:45] Mus/Nok/Bol     Yay! [03:45] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:45] Sign     Story [03:46] Meisaku     So you're not gonna do any actual teaching? [03:48] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E217 - The Cat That Got A Million Likes Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:06] Sweets     We have a problem! [00:07] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:07] Sign     Don't run in      the hallway [00:07] Meisaku     What's wrong? [00:08] Sweets     I have no idea! [00:09] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:09] Sign     Don't run in      the hallway [00:10] Tsurukou     Huh? [00:11] Sweets     I just heard we had a big problem. [00:13] Meisaku     Go back and find out what it is. [00:13] Sign     Episode 217     The Cat That Got A Million Likes [00:14] Sweets     It was Nokio who said there was a big problem... [00:17] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:17] Sign     Don't run in      the hallway [00:18] Nokio     Allow me to explain what the problem is. [00:20] Meisaku     Yes, start with that. [00:21] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:21] Sign     Don't run in      the hallway [00:21] Nokio     You know how we keep     Roly Poly in our classroom? [00:24] Meisaku     Uh, the cat, you mean? [00:25] Sweets     Roly Poly the Cat. [00:26] Tsurukou     What kinda name is that? [00:26] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:26] Sign     Don't run in      the hallway [00:28] Nokio     Roly Poly has been... [00:29] Nokio     ...abducted! [00:31] Meisaku     That's a huge problem! [00:31] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:31] Sign     Don't run in      the hallway [00:32] Nokio     The Prez came past and said: [00:33] Nokio     "This cat must be violating some      school rule, so I'm confiscating her!" [00:36] Nokio     and took her away. [00:36] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:36] Sign     Don't run in      the hallway [00:37] Meisaku     What's he mean by     "violating some school rule"? [00:39] Sweets     She might be being mistreated as we speak! [00:42] Meisaku     Okay! Let's go rescue her! [00:45] Sign     m 0 0 l 104 -5 100 100 0 100 [00:45] Sign     Student     Council [00:46] Harusame     There, there. How do you wike that? [00:48] Meisaku     Definitely not being mistreated. [00:50] Tsurukou     More like "lovingly cared for." [00:52] Meisaku     President, please give our cat back. [00:54] Meisaku     We named her Roly Poly and we— [00:56] Harusame     Quiet! [00:57] Harusame     Can't you see it's mealtime for kitty?! [00:59] Harusame     You come in shouting your heads off, [01:02] Harusame     and-now-she's-scared-and-it's-your-fault! [01:03] Tsurukou     Wow, he's super pissed! [01:05] Meisaku     You're the one shouting. [01:07] Harusame     Anyway, did you just say     I had to give this cat back? [01:10] Meisaku     That's right. She's our cat. [01:12] Harusame     She might have belonged to     you before, but not anymore. [01:15] Harusame     This kitty belongs to everyone now.     She's become the "cat that got a million likes"! [01:17] Sign     The Cat That Got A Million Likes [01:17] Sign     The Cat That Got A Million Likes [01:20] Meisaku     A million "likes"? What does that mean? [01:22] Sign (Top)     Chienetsu     Harusame [01:22] Sign (Bottom)     1,000,000 Likes [01:22] Harusame     This photo of her got a million likes. [01:24] Sign (Top)     Chienetsu     Harusame [01:24] Sign (Bottom)     1,000,000 Likes [01:24] Sign (Top)     Chienetsu     Harusame\b1\fs15\pos(390.668,345.333)}1,000,000 Likes [01:25] Harusame     There are people all over the world      waiting for new pics of her. [01:29] Harusame     So basically, she's no longer your cat. [01:32] Nokio     That doesn't mean you can just take her. [01:34] Meisaku     "The cat that got a million likes," huh? [01:36] Meisaku     That sounds like The Cat     That Lived A Million Times. [01:37] Sign     The Cat That Lived A Million Times [01:37] Sign     The Cat That Lived A Million Times [01:39] Tsurukou     What's that? [01:40] Meisaku     It's the title of a children's book. [01:42] Meisaku     The protagonist, a cat,     is reborn a million times. [01:42] Sign     The Cat That Lived      A Million Times [01:44] Meisaku     But no matter how many times he's      reborn, he never loves his owner. [01:47] Nokio     That cat sounds like a jerk. [01:49] Meisaku     He's an aloof, stuck-up cat, but in the      end, he falls in love with another cat. [01:52] Sweets     Huh. Sounds like an intriguing story. [01:54] Harusame     All righty then! Let's rotate      ownership of this kitty. [01:58] Harusame     Which makes it my turn now! [02:00] Meisaku     So selfish. [02:01] Sign     m 0 0 l 11 -8 b 19 -5 26 3 28 14 l 18 19 b 16 20 14 19 12 18 b 12 15 9 5 0 0 [02:01] Sign     Student     Council [02:01] Harusame     Don't you know I bought an SLR camera      so I can take photos of kitty? [02:04] Meisaku     Why would I care? [02:05] Sign     m 0 0 l 11 -8 b 19 -5 26 3 28 14 l 18 19 b 16 20 14 19 12 18 b 12 15 9 5 0 0 [02:05] Sign     Student     Council [02:05] Harusame     Now my social media account has     practically turned into a cat bot! [02:09] Meisaku     Again, why would I care? [02:10] Harusame     If you insist on taking kitty away from me... [02:14] Nokio     What'll happen? [02:15] Tsurukou     You'll have us expelled? [02:17] Harusame     I'll cry buckets and it'll be awkward! [02:19] Meisaku     You care that much? [02:22] Meisaku     So yeah, the President's taking      care of our cat for a while. [02:25] Nokio     He was so desperate. [02:27] Tsurukou     Loving cats that much ain't good. [02:30] Sweets     We have a problem! [02:31] Meisaku     Again? What is it this time? [02:33] Sweets     Like before, I just heard we had a big problem! [02:36] Meisaku     Learn from your mistakes! [02:37] Secretary     I'll explain what the problem is. [02:39] Tsurukou     Oh, the student council secretary. [02:41] Nokio     Who is Sweets' second cousin. [02:42] Meisaku     So, uh, what happened? [02:44] Secretary     Well, you see, the President's so preoccupied      with that cat, he isn't doing his work. [02:47] Secretary     When the cat's on his lap,     he'll sit still for hours. [02:50] Secretary     He buys lots of similar-looking cat toys, too. [02:52] Secretary     And he calls the cat "kitty-widdy"! [02:52] Tsurukou     Kitty-     widdy [02:54] Tsurukou     Yikes, cringe alert. [02:56] Secretary     And yesterday... [02:58] (Flashback) Secretary     President! [02:59] (Flashback) Secretary     This cat climbs on my keyboard every time     I need to use it, so I can't get my work done! [03:04] (Flashback) Harusame     It's fine! The keyboard's a kitty bed now! [03:06] (Flashback) Secretary     Your precious chair is ruined     because she's scratched it so much! [03:10] (Flashback) Harusame     She did what? [03:11] (Flashback) Harusame     Ugh. [03:12] (Flashback) Harusame     I didn't realize how mischievous she was... [03:14] (Flashback) Harusame     If I have to get mad with her, I will. [03:17] (Flashback) Secretary     Yeah! You tell her! [03:18] (Flashback) Harusame     Whatta good girl! [03:18] Sign     m 0 8 l 102 8 98 106 0 100 [03:18] Sign     Student     Council [03:20] (Flashback) Harusame     Gweat job sharpenin' your ickle claws! [03:22] (Flashback) Secretary     President?! [03:23] (Flashback) Harusame     What could I do?! [03:25] (Flashback) Secretary     The student council room's      turning into a cat room! [03:28] (Flashback) Harusame     A cat room, you say? [03:30] (Flashback) Harusame     Let's adopt that idea. [03:30] Sign     ADOPTED [03:31] (Flashback) Secretary     President! [03:34] Secretary     That's what happened. [03:35] Nokio     That's pretty bad. [03:36] Secretary     Can't you do something?! The student     council can't function like this! [03:40] Harusame     We have a problem! [03:41] Meisaku     This is becoming a pattern. [03:43] Harusame     She's gone! Kitty disappeared! [03:45] Meisaku     What? [03:46] Nokio     She's a smart cat, so maybe she saw that Prez     had stopped working and decided to leave? [03:50] Harusame     Kitty! [03:50] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:50] Sign     Student     Council [03:51] Harusame     Wherever you are, please listen to me! [03:53] Harusame     It's true that I don't get any     work done when you're around... [03:56] Harusame     But if you go away... [03:58] Harusame     there's no way I'll be able     to focus on anything! Wah! [04:04] Harusame     Th-That voice! [04:07] All     Roly Poly! [04:08] Harusame     I'm so gwad you're back! [04:12] Tsurukou     You sound so gross. [04:13] Meisaku     Well, I hope you've learned your lesson     and you'll stop doting on that cat. [04:18] Harusame     You're right. I have learned     something from this experience. [04:21] Harusame     As for my "Kitty for Principal" plan... [04:24] Sign     CLEAN SLATE [04:24] Harusame     Let's wipe that slate clean! [04:25] Meisaku     The what plan?! [04:27] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E218 - Aesop Quiz Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:05] Sign     Aesop's [00:05] Sign     Fables [00:06] Musubi     So fun! [00:07] Musubi     It's so much fun, it's made me look like this! [00:07] Sign     Aesop's [00:07] Sign     Fables [00:09] Sweets     What's so fun? [00:09] Sign     Episode 218     Aesop Quiz [00:11] Tsurukou     I'm intrigued. [00:12] Meisaku     I'm more intrigued about Musubi's shape. [00:14] Musubi     This book is so much fun. [00:14] Sign     Aesop's [00:14] Sign     Fables [00:16] Meisaku     Ah, Aesop's Fables! [00:18] Sweets     "Aesop's Fables"? [00:20] Meisaku     A collection of fables compiled by     someone named Aesop long, long ago. [00:23] Meisaku     Famous fables from it include: The King     with Donkey's Ears and The Golden Axe. [00:24] Sign     The King with Donkey's Ears [00:24] Sign     The King with Donkey's Ears [00:26] Sign     The Golden Axe [00:26] Sign     The Golden Axe [00:27] Tsurukou     Oh, that awesometastic writer? [00:29] Meisaku     What do you like about     Aesop's Fables, Musubi? [00:32] Sign     Aesop's [00:32] Sign     Fables [00:32] Musubi     I love the titles. [00:32] Meisaku     The titles?! [00:34] Musubi     I just stare at the index. [00:36] Meisaku     What's so fun about that? [00:37] Sign     Aesop's [00:37] Sign     Fables [00:37] Musubi     Well, a bandwagon fan like     you just wouldn't understand. [00:41] Meisaku     I'm not a bandwagon fan! [00:43] Musubi     Then, wanna compete to see     who knows Aesop's Fables the best? [00:46] Sign     Aesop's [00:46] Sign     Fables [00:47] Meisaku     Bring it on! [00:48] Musubi     Okay, I'll give you a question then. [00:50] Sweets     We'll join in, too! [00:51] Musubi     Question: [00:51] Sign     Aesop's [00:51] Sign     Fables [00:52] Sign (Left)     Out of the following titles,     which one doesn't actually exist? [00:52] Musubi     Out of the following titles,     which one doesn't actually exist? [00:58] Meisaku     Right. [00:59] Musubi     The North Wind and the Sun. [00:59] Sign     The North Wind and the Sun [01:00] Musubi     The Ant and the Grasshopper. [01:00] Sign     The North Wind and the Sun [01:00] Sign     The Ant and the Grasshopper [01:01] Sign     The North Wind and the Sun [01:01] Sign     The Ant and the Grasshopper [01:02] Musubi     The Tortoise and the Hare. [01:02] Sign     The North Wind and the Sun [01:02] Sign     The Ant and the Grasshopper [01:02] Sign     The Tortoise and the Hare [01:02] Sign     The North Wind and the Sun [01:02] Sign     The Ant and the Grasshopper [01:02] Sign     The Tortoise and the Hare [01:03] Tsurukou     Huh? I've heard of all of them. [01:05] Meisaku     Yeah. They all sound like they exist. [01:08] Musubi     The Frogs and the Sun. [01:08] Sign     The Frogs and the Sun [01:08] Sign     The Tortoise and the Hare [01:08] Sign     The Ant and the Grasshopper [01:08] Sign     The North Wind and the Sun [01:08] Sign     Aesop's [01:08] Sign     Fables [01:08] Sign     The Frogs and the Sun [01:08] Sign     The Tortoise and the Hare [01:08] Sign     The Ant and the Grasshopper [01:08] Sign     The North Wind and the Sun [01:09] Meisaku     Oh, there are more than three choices? [01:11] Meisaku     Okay, I got it! [01:12] Meisaku     The one that doesn't actually exist is... [01:14] Musubi     The Dog and the Smiths. [01:14] Sign     The Dog and the Smiths [01:14] Sign     The Frogs and the Sun [01:14] Sign     The Tortoise and the Hare [01:14] Sign     The Ant and the Grasshopper [01:14] Sign     The North Wind and the Sun [01:14] Sign     Aesop's [01:14] Sign     Fables [01:15] Sign     The Dog and the Smiths [01:15] Sign     The Frogs and the Sun [01:15] Sign     The Tortoise and the Hare [01:15] Sign     The Ant and the Grasshopper [01:15] Sign     The North Wind and the Sun [01:16] Meisaku     Hm? Oh, there's more. [01:17] Tsurukou     So we have five to choose from, huh? [01:19] Sweets     I've never heard of The     Dog and the Smiths either. [01:21] Meisaku     Which one of those two doesn't exist? [01:23] Sign     The Dog and the Smiths [01:23] Sign     The Frogs and the Sun [01:23] Sign     The Tortoise and the Hare [01:23] Sign     The Ant and the Grasshopper [01:23] Sign     The North Wind and the Sun [01:23] Sign     The Farmer and the Snake [01:23] Musubi     The Farmer and the Snake. [01:23] Sign     Aesop's [01:23] Sign     Fables [01:23] Sign     The Dog and the Smiths [01:23] Sign     The Frogs and the Sun [01:23] Sign     The Tortoise and the Hare [01:23] Sign     The Ant and the Grasshopper [01:23] Sign     The Farmer and the Snake [01:24] Musubi     The Eagle and the Fox. [01:25] Sign     The Dog and the Smiths [01:25] Sign     The Frogs and the Sun [01:25] Sign     The Tortoise and the Hare [01:25] Sign     The Ant and the Grasshopper [01:25] Sign     The Farmer and the Snake [01:25] Sign     The Eagle and the Fox [01:25] Sign     The Dog and the Smiths [01:25] Sign     The Frogs and the Sun [01:25] Sign     The Tortoise and the Hare [01:25] Sign     The Farmer and the Snake [01:25] Sign     The Eagle and the Fox [01:26] Musubi     The Ant and the Dove. [01:26] Sign     The Dog and the Smiths [01:26] Sign     The Frogs and the Sun [01:26] Sign     The Tortoise and the Hare [01:26] Sign     The Farmer and the Snake [01:26] Sign     The Eagle and the Fox [01:26] Sign     The Ant and the Dove [01:26] Sign     The Dog and the Smiths [01:26] Sign     The Frogs and the Sun [01:26] Sign     The Farmer and the Snake [01:26] Sign     The Eagle and the Fox [01:26] Sign     The Ant and the Dove [01:27] Musubi     The Pig and the Sheep. [01:27] Sign     The Dog and the Smiths [01:27] Sign     The Frogs and the Sun [01:27] Sign     The Farmer and the Snake [01:27] Sign     The Eagle and the Fox [01:27] Sign     The Ant and the Dove [01:27] Sign     The Pig and the Sheep [01:27] Sign     The Dog and the Smiths [01:27] Sign     The Farmer and the Snake [01:27] Sign     The Eagle and the Fox [01:27] Sign     The Ant and the Dove [01:27] Sign     The Pig and the Sheep [01:28] Meisaku     There are so many choices! [01:29] Tsurukou     So many of them are titled     "Something and Something Else." [01:32] Meisaku     Is that all of them? [01:33] Meisaku     Uh, what are our choices again? [01:35] Musubi     The Frog and the Ox. [01:35] Sign     The Dog and the Smiths [01:35] Sign     The Farmer and the Snake [01:35] Sign     The Eagle and the Fox [01:35] Sign     The Ant and the Dove [01:35] Sign     The Pig and the Sheep [01:35] Sign     The Frog and the Ox [01:35] Sign     Aesop's [01:35] Sign     Fables [01:35] Sign     The Farmer and the Snake [01:35] Sign     The Eagle and the Fox [01:35] Sign     The Ant and the Dove [01:35] Sign     The Pig and the Sheep [01:35] Sign     The Frog and the Ox [01:36] Meisaku     Wait, there's more? [01:37] Musubi     The Hunter and the Woodman. [01:37] Sign     The Farmer and the Snake [01:37] Sign     The Eagle and the Fox [01:37] Sign     The Ant and the Dove [01:37] Sign     The Pig and the Sheep [01:37] Sign     The Frog and the Ox [01:37] Sign     The Hunter and the Woodman [01:38] Sign     The Eagle and the Fox [01:38] Sign     The Ant and the Dove [01:38] Sign     The Pig and the Sheep [01:38] Sign     The Frog and the Ox [01:38] Sign     The Hunter and the Woodman [01:39] Musubi     The Trees and the Axe. [01:39] Sign     The Eagle and the Fox [01:39] Sign     The Ant and the Dove [01:39] Sign     The Pig and the Sheep [01:39] Sign     The Frog and the Ox [01:39] Sign     The Hunter and the Woodman [01:39] Sign     The Trees and the Axe [01:39] Sign     The Ant and the Dove [01:39] Sign     The Pig and the Sheep [01:39] Sign     The Frog and the Ox [01:39] Sign     The Hunter and the Woodman [01:39] Sign     The Trees and the Axe [01:40] Sweets     This Aesop guy wasn't very     good at titles, was he? [01:42] Sign     The Ant and the Dove [01:42] Sign     The Pig and the Sheep [01:42] Sign     The Frog and the Ox [01:42] Sign     The Hunter and the Woodman [01:42] Sign     The Trees and the Axe [01:42] Sign     The Lion and the Frog [01:42] Musubi     The Lion and the Frog. [01:42] Sign     Aesop's [01:42] Sign     Fables [01:43] Sign     The Pig and the Sheep [01:43] Sign     The Frog and the Ox [01:43] Sign     The Hunter and the Woodman [01:43] Sign     The Trees and the Axe [01:43] Sign     The Lion and the Frog [01:44] Musubi     The Lion and the Dolphin. [01:44] Sign     The Pig and the Sheep [01:44] Sign     The Frog and the Ox [01:44] Sign     The Hunter and the Woodman [01:44] Sign     The Trees and the Axe [01:44] Sign     The Lion and the Frog [01:44] Sign     The Lion and the Dolphin [01:44] Sign     The Frog and the Ox [01:44] Sign     The Hunter and the Woodman [01:44] Sign     The Trees and the Axe [01:44] Sign     The Lion and the Frog [01:44] Sign     The Lion and the Dolphin [01:45] Musubi     The Lion and the Bear. [01:45] Sign     The Frog and the Ox [01:45] Sign     The Hunter and the Woodman [01:45] Sign     The Trees and the Axe [01:45] Sign     The Lion and the Frog [01:45] Sign     The Lion and the Dolphin [01:45] Sign     The Lion and the Bear [01:46] Sign     The Hunter and the Woodman [01:46] Sign     The Trees and the Axe [01:46] Sign     The Lion and the Frog [01:46] Sign     The Lion and the Dolphin [01:46] Sign     The Lion and the Bear [01:46] Musubi     The Lion and the Hare. [01:46] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [01:46] Sign     The Hunter and the Woodman [01:46] Sign     The Trees and the Axe [01:46] Sign     The Lion and the Frog [01:46] Sign     The Lion and the Dolphin [01:46] Sign     The Lion and the Bear [01:47] Sign     The Trees and the Axe [01:47] Sign     The Lion and the Frog [01:47] Sign     The Lion and the Dolphin [01:47] Sign     The Lion and the Bear [01:47] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [01:48] Meisaku     That's way too many lions! [01:49] Sign     The Trees and the Axe [01:49] Sign     The Lion and the Frog [01:49] Sign     The Lion and the Dolphin [01:49] Sign     The Lion and the Bear [01:49] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [01:49] Sign     The Lion and the Eagle [01:49] Musubi     The Lion and the Eagle. [01:49] Sign     Aesop's [01:49] Sign     Fables [01:49] Sign     The Lion and the Frog [01:49] Sign     The Lion and the Dolphin [01:49] Sign     The Lion and the Bear [01:49] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [01:49] Sign     The Lion and the Eagle [01:50] Musubi     The Lion and the Boar. [01:50] Sign     The Lion and the Boar [01:50] Sign     The Lion and the Frog [01:50] Sign     The Lion and the Dolphin [01:50] Sign     The Lion and the Bear [01:50] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [01:50] Sign     The Lion and the Eagle [01:51] Sign     The Lion and the Dolphin [01:51] Sign     The Lion and the Bear [01:51] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [01:51] Sign     The Lion and the Eagle [01:51] Sign     The Lion and the Boar [01:52] Musubi     The Lion and the Hare. [01:52] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [01:52] Sign     The Lion and the Dolphin [01:52] Sign     The Lion and the Bear [01:52] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [01:52] Sign     The Lion and the Eagle [01:52] Sign     The Lion and the Boar [01:52] Sign     The Lion and the Bear [01:52] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [01:52] Sign     The Lion and the Eagle [01:52] Sign     The Lion and the Boar [01:52] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [01:53] Tsurukou     Wait, there's another The Lion and the Hare? [01:56] Sweets     Then, that must be the wrong one.     The answer is: The Lion and the Hare. [01:57] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [01:59] Musubi     Wrong! [01:59] Sign     Aesop's [01:59] Sign     Fables [01:59] Musubi     There are two called The Lion and the Hare. [02:01] Meisaku     There are?! [02:03] Musubi     Incidentally, in one of them, a lion's about      to eat a hare, but then he spies a deer, [02:03] Sign     The Lion and the Hare A [02:07] Musubi     so he chases after it and ends      up eating neither of them. [02:09] Musubi     In the other, a lion and a hare argue, and the      lion says something terrible to the hare. [02:09] Sign     The Lion and the Hare B [02:13] Meisaku     The titles are the same,     but the stories are different? [02:15] Musubi     Which means Sweets is out. [02:18] Sweets     Darn it! [02:19] Musubi     Okay, let's continue. [02:21] Tsurukou     There are more titles?! [02:22] Sign     The Lion and the Bear [02:22] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [02:22] Sign     The Lion and the Eagle [02:22] Sign     The Lion and the Boar [02:22] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [02:22] Sign     The Fox and the Leopard [02:22] Musubi     The Fox and the Leopard. [02:22] Sign     Aesop's [02:22] Sign     Fables [02:22] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [02:22] Sign     The Lion and the Eagle [02:22] Sign     The Lion and the Boar [02:22] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [02:22] Sign     The Fox and the Leopard [02:23] Tsurukou     Oh, we're done with the lion, huh? [02:24] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [02:24] Sign     The Lion and the Eagle [02:24] Sign     The Lion and the Boar [02:24] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [02:24] Sign     The Fox and the Leopard [02:24] Sign     The Fox and the Grapes [02:24] Musubi     The Fox and the Grapes. [02:25] Sign     The Lion and the Eagle [02:25] Sign     The Lion and the Boar [02:25] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [02:25] Sign     The Fox and the Leopard [02:25] Sign     The Fox and the Grapes [02:26] Musubi     The Fox and the Thornbush. [02:26] Sign     The Lion and the Eagle [02:26] Sign     The Lion and the Boar [02:26] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [02:26] Sign     The Fox and the Leopard [02:26] Sign     The Fox and the Grapes [02:26] Sign     The Fox and the Thornbush [02:26] Sign     The Lion and the Boar [02:26] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [02:26] Sign     The Fox and the Leopard [02:26] Sign     The Fox and the Grapes [02:26] Sign     The Fox and the Thornbush [02:27] Musubi     The Fox and the Crocodile. [02:27] Sign     The Lion and the Boar [02:27] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [02:27] Sign     The Fox and the Leopard [02:27] Sign     The Fox and the Grapes [02:27] Sign     The Fox and the Thornbush [02:27] Sign     The Fox and the Crocodile [02:27] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [02:27] Sign     The Fox and the Leopard [02:27] Sign     The Fox and the Grapes [02:27] Sign     The Fox and the Thornbush [02:27] Sign     The Fox and the Crocodile [02:28] Sweets     Now we're in the fox zone! [02:30] Mesaiku     He overdid it with "The Fox and something"     and "The Lion and something" stories. [02:33] Sign     The Lion and the Hare [02:33] Sign     The Fox and the Leopard [02:33] Sign     The Fox and the Grapes [02:33] Sign     The Fox and the Thornbush [02:33] Sign     The Fox and the Crocodile [02:33] Sign     The Fox and the Lion [02:33] Musubi     The Fox and the Lion. [02:33] Sign     Aesop's [02:33] Sign     Fables [02:34] Sign     The Fox and the Leopard [02:34] Sign     The Fox and the Grapes [02:34] Sign     The Fox and the Thornbush [02:34] Sign     The Fox and the Crocodile [02:34] Sign     The Fox and the Lion [02:35] Meisaku     The fox and the lion     finally found each other! [02:37] Musubi     The Fox and the Lion in a Cage. [02:37] Sign     The Fox and the Leopard [02:37] Sign     The Fox and the Grapes [02:37] Sign     The Fox and the Thornbush [02:37] Sign     The Fox and the Crocodile [02:37] Sign     The Fox and the Lion [02:37] Sign     The Fox and the Lion in a Cage [02:37] Sign     The Fox and the Grapes [02:37] Sign     The Fox and the Thornbush [02:37] Sign     The Fox and the Crocodile [02:37] Sign     The Fox and the Lion [02:37] Sign     The Fox and the Lion in a Cage [02:39] Meisaku     And that's different from     The Fox and the Lion, is it? [02:41] Tsurukou     That one! I don't think he would've      created two stories that are so similar. [02:45] Tsurukou     So the wrong one is:     The Fox and the Lion in a Cage! [02:46] Sign     The Fox and the Lion in a Cage [02:48] Musubi     Wrong! [02:48] Sign     Aesop's [02:48] Sign     Fables [02:49] Musubi     The Fox and the Lion in     a Cage really does exist. [02:52] ---     The Fox and the Lion in a Cage [02:52] Musubi     A fox sees a lion trapped in     a cage and makes fun of him. [02:55] Meisaku     What kind of story is that?! [02:56] Musubi     Which means Tsurukou is out. [02:59] Tsurukou     So frustrating! [03:00] Musubi     Moving on. [03:01] Sign     The Fox and the Grapes [03:01] Sign     The Fox and the Thornbush [03:01] Sign     The Fox and the Crocodile [03:01] Sign     The Fox and the Lion [03:01] Sign     The Fox and the Lion in a Cage [03:01] Sign     The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox [03:01] Sign     Aesop's [03:01] Sign     Fables [03:01] Musubi     The Lion... [03:01] Sign     The Fox and the Thornbush [03:01] Sign     The Fox and the Crocodile [03:01] Sign     The Fox and the Lion [03:01] Sign     The Fox and the Lion in a Cage [03:01] Sign     The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox [03:02] Meisaku     There's that lion again. [03:03] Musubi     ...Who Was Seen by the Fox. [03:04] Meisaku     Seriously, Aesop! [03:05] Tsurukou     Put more thought into your titles! [03:07] Sign     The Fox and the Thornbush [03:07] Sign     The Fox and the Crocodile [03:07] Sign     The Fox and the Lion [03:07] Sign     The Fox and the Lion in a Cage [03:07] Sign     The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox [03:07] Sign     The Fisherman and the Little Fish [03:07] Musubi     The Fisherman and the Little Fish. [03:07] Sign     Aesop's [03:07] Sign     Fables [03:07] Sign     The Fox and the Crocodile [03:07] Sign     The Fox and the Lion [03:07] Sign     The Fox and the Lion in a Cage [03:07] Sign     The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox [03:07] Sign     The Fisherman and the Little Fish [03:08] Sign     The Fox and the Crocodile [03:08] Sign     The Fox and the Lion [03:08] Sign     The Fox and the Lion in a Cage [03:08] Sign     The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox [03:08] Sign     The Fisherman and the Little Fish [03:08] Sign     The Fisherman and the Tunny [03:08] Musubi     The Fisherman and the Tunny. [03:09] Sign     The Fox and the Lion [03:09] Sign     The Fox and the Lion in a Cage [03:09] Sign     The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox [03:09] Sign     The Fisherman and the Little Fish [03:09] Sign     The Fisherman and the Tunny [03:10] Musubi     The Fisherman. [03:10] Sign     The Fox and the Lion [03:10] Sign     The Fox and the Lion in a Cage [03:10] Sign     The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox [03:10] Sign     The Fisherman and the Little Fish [03:10] Sign     The Fisherman and the Tunny [03:10] Sign     The Fisherman [03:10] Sign     The Fox and the Lion in a Cage [03:10] Sign     The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox [03:10] Sign     The Fisherman and the Little Fish [03:10] Sign     The Fisherman and the Tunny [03:10] Sign     The Fisherman [03:11] Meisaku     All by himself? [03:12] Tsurukou     It's no longer "Something      and Something Else." [03:15] Musubi     The Cheater. [03:15] Sign     The Fox and the Lion in a Cage [03:15] Sign     The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox [03:15] Sign     The Fisherman and the Little Fish [03:15] Sign     The Fisherman and the Tunny [03:15] Sign     The Fisherman [03:15] Sign     The Cheater [03:15] Sign     Aesop's [03:15] Sign     Fables [03:15] Sign     The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox [03:15] Sign     The Fisherman and the Little Fish [03:15] Sign     The Fisherman and the Tunny [03:15] Sign     The Fisherman [03:15] Sign     The Cheater [03:15] Meisaku     He cheats? [03:16] Sign     The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox [03:16] Sign     The Fisherman and the Little Fish [03:16] Sign     The Fisherman and the Tunny [03:16] Sign     The Fisherman [03:16] Sign     The Cheater [03:16] Sign     The Murderer [03:16] Musubi     The Murderer. [03:17] Sign     The Fisherman and the Little Fish [03:17] Sign     The Fisherman and the Tunny [03:17] Sign     The Fisherman [03:17] Sign     The Cheater [03:17] Sign     The Murderer [03:17] Meisaku     And now he kills. [03:18] Sign     The Fisherman and the Little Fish [03:18] Sign     The Fisherman and the Tunny [03:18] Sign     The Fisherman [03:18] Sign     The Cheater [03:18] Sign     The Murderer [03:18] Sign     The Braggart [03:18] Musubi     The Braggart. [03:19] Sign     The Fisherman and the Tunny [03:19] Sign     The Fisherman [03:19] Sign     The Cheater [03:19] Sign     The Murderer [03:19] Sign     The Braggart [03:19] Meisaku     These people are real nasty     when they're by themselves! [03:22] Musubi     The Boy Who Vomited Up the Tripe. [03:22] Sign     The Fisherman and the Tunny [03:22] Sign     The Fisherman [03:22] Sign     The Cheater [03:22] Sign     The Murderer [03:22] Sign     The Braggart [03:22] Sign     The Boy Who Vomited Up the Tripe [03:22] Sign     The Fisherman [03:22] Sign     The Cheater [03:22] Sign     The Murderer [03:22] Sign     The Braggart [03:22] Sign     The Boy Who Vomited Up the Tripe [03:24] Meisaku     What kind of a title is that?! [03:25] Musubi     All right, please choose the     one that doesn't actually exist. [03:27] Sign     Aesop's [03:27] Sign     Fables [03:30] Sweets     It's finally over! [03:31] Meisaku     We're choosing one out of     all of the titles you just said? [03:33] Musubi     That's right! [03:34] Meisaku     Hm... It's really tough, but the     one that stood out the most was... [03:38] Meisaku     The Boy Who Vomited Up the Tripe! [03:38] Sign     The Boy Who Vomited Up the Tripe [03:40] Musubi     Wrong! [03:40] Sign     Aesop's [03:40] Sign     Fables [03:40] Musubi     The Boy Who Vomited Up     the Tripe really does exist! [03:43] Meisaku     Aw man... [03:44] Musubi     In the story, a boy eats too much tripe, [03:44] Sign     The Boy Who Vomited Up the Tripe [03:46] Musubi     and his mother tells him it's okay to     throw it back up since it's not his organ. [03:50] Sweets     That's the story?! [03:51] Musubi     Meisaku-kun got it wrong as well. Looks like     I know more about Aesop's Fables than you do. [03:56] Musubi     Take that, bandwagon fan! [03:56] Sign     Aesop's [03:56] Sign     Fables [03:58] Meisaku     Darn it! This is so frustrating! [04:00] Tsurukou     So what's the answer? One of     those titles doesn't exist, right? [04:04] Musubi     Teehee! In fact, it's not one... [04:06] Sign     Aesop's [04:06] Sign     Fables [04:07] Meisaku     I knew it! Of course! [04:09] Tsurukou     I thought that list was strange. [04:11] Musubi     Truth is... [04:11] Sign     Aesop's [04:11] Sign     Fables [04:13] Musubi     They all exist! [04:13] Sign     Aesop's [04:14] Mei/Swe/Tsu     They all exist?! [04:16] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E219 - Hello There, Bolt, Bolt-San Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:05] Sign     The Tortoise and the Hare [00:06] Sweets     I'll now recount the classic tale     of The Tortoise and the Hare. [00:08] Sweets     It's a story about how fast the tortoise is! [00:08] Sign (Right)     The Tortoise     and the Hare [00:08] Sign (Left)     Finish Line [00:11] Meisaku     You skipped over so much,     you got the story all wrong. [00:13] Meisaku     And, uh... [00:14] Meisaku     What's with this headband? [00:15] Nokio     The long-distance race is coming up,     and we're fed up of Bolt winning every time. [00:15] Sign     Episode 219     Hello There, Bolt, Bolt-San [00:19] Musubi     So we're gonna train you up and turn you      into a top athlete who can beat Bolt. [00:24] Sweets     We're all counting on you, Meisaku! [00:26] Meisaku     I'd rather you didn't. [00:27] Meisaku     Why can't all of us train together? [00:29] Nokio     My body has really bad aerodynamics. [00:31] Meisaku     Take that thing off, then. [00:32] Sweets     I've got bad hair-dynamics too. [00:34] Meisaku     Take the hat off, then. [00:35] Musubi     I cheated last year and got banned for life. [00:38] Meisaku     Don't cheat! [00:40] Nokio     Let's do it, Meisaku. Be the tortoise     from The Tortoise and the Hare! [00:43] Meisaku     Bolt's also a tortoise, so that's confusing. [00:45] Sweets     Meisaku, it's like The Tortoise and the Hare! [00:47] Sweets     The Tortoise and the Hare, you know?     The Tortoise and the Hare! [00:49] Meisaku     Don't go thinking you can rope me in     just 'cause you bring up a classic tale! [00:53] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)     Special Ability [00:53] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)     50m Sprint [00:53] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)     Steamed     Chicken [00:53] Sign (Top Center)     Stamina [00:53] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)     Bunny Hop [00:53] Sign (Top Left)     Meisaku Matsuda [00:53] Sign (Top Left)     Condition [00:54] Sweets     And so, Meisaku starts his training. [00:56] Nokio     Here are Meisaku's current stats. [00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)     Stats [00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)     Speed [00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)     Strength [00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)     Endurance [00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)     Loudness [00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)     Humor [00:58] Meisaku     What are these? [01:00] Nokio     Speed: 65, F-rank. [01:00] Sign (Top To Bottom)     Speed [01:01] Nokio     Strength: 60, G-rank. [01:01] Sign (Top To Bottom)     Strength [01:02] Nokio     Endurance: 66, F-rank. [01:02] Sign (Top To Bottom)     Endurance [01:04] Musubi     They're all so low. [01:05] Nokio     And your loudness score is 88, B-rank. [01:05] Sign (Top To Bottom)     Loudness [01:07] Meisaku     Is that relevant to long-distance running? [01:10] Sweets     Your humor score is 300, SS-rank! [01:10] Sign (Top To Bottom)     Humor [01:12] Meisaku     300?! [01:13] Nokio     Oh, but man, Meisaku-kun sure is funny, ain't he? [01:16] Sweets     Meisaku-kun's hilarious! [01:17] Meisaku     Okay, let's leave that as it is. [01:19] Musubi     First, we'll work on your speed score. [01:21] Musubi     Choosing "50m Sprint"... [01:21] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)     50m Sprint [01:21] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)     50m Sprint [01:22] Sign     Meisaku did a 50-meter sprint [01:26] Sign     Meisaku's locks grew longer! [01:26] Sweets     All right! Meisaku's locks grew longer! [01:28] Meisaku     So what if my hair got longer?     What about my speed? [01:31] Musubi     I guess "longer locks"     sounds like "stronger legs." [01:33] Nokio     You need protein if     you wanna bulk up a bit. [01:34] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)     50m Sprint [01:36] Nokio     So let's give you... "Steamed Chicken"! [01:36] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)     Steamed     Chicken [01:36] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)     Steamed     Chicken [01:37] Sign     Meisaku ate Steamed Chicken [01:38] Meisaku     Will just eating it really do anything? [01:41] Nokio     Your endurance rank jumped up to A! [01:41] Sign     Meisaku's Endurance increased! [01:43] Meisaku     Huh? [01:43] Musubi     Just from eating steamed chicken? [01:45] Meisakiu     This time, it did eggs-actly what it should. [01:48] Meisakiu     You smell what I'm cooking? [01:49] Sign     Humor decreased! [01:50] Musubi     Your humor score just plummeted. [01:52] Meisaku     Ah, I'm very sorry! [01:54] Musubi     Might as well use our trump card. [01:54] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)     Steamed     Chicken [01:55] Musubi     Let's get Meisaku-kun to     learn the "Special Ability." [01:56] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)     Special Ability [01:56] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)     Special Ability [01:58] Meisaku     "Special Ability"? [01:59] Musubi     The Special Ability can     be a double-edged sword. [01:59] Sign     The Special Ability can be a double-edged sword [02:01] Musubi     Worst case scenario,     you can get banned for life. [02:01] Sign     Worst case scenario [02:03] Sign     you can get banned for life [02:04] Meisaku     You're planning to cheat, aren't you?! [02:07] Sweets     It's finally long-distance race day! [02:09] Bolt     Meisaku, I hear you did      some special training... [02:12] Meisaku     Bolt... [02:13] Bolt     Why was it just you and not everyone? [02:14] Meisaku     I couldn't agree more! [02:16] Lassi     On your marks. [02:17] Lassi     Get set. [02:18] Lassi     Go! [02:19] Bolt     Victory will be mine again this year! [02:22] Meisaku     Man, he's so fast! [02:23] Nokio     Keep it up, Meisaku! [02:25] Musubi     Okay, time for the Special Ability. [02:27] Nokio     Special Ability, activate. [02:29] Musubi     Special Ability: "Let's-Run-Together." [02:29] Musubi     Let's-Run-Together [02:30] Musubi     Let's-Run-Together [02:30] Musubi     Let's-Run-Together [02:31] Meisaku     Bolt, wanna run together? [02:33] Bolt     People who use that line are      planning to speed off ahead. [02:36] Nokio     Darn, it didn't work. Next one! [02:38] Musubi     Special Ability: "There's-A-Shortcut." [02:39] Musubi     There's-A-Shortcut [02:39] Musubi     There's-A-Shortcut [02:40] Musubi     There's-A-Shortcut [02:40] Meisaku     There's a shortcut around that corner. [02:42] Bolt     Don't make me go off course.     Races don't have shortcuts! [02:44] Sweets     That didn't work, either! [02:46] Musubi     Special Ability: "Your-Shoe's-Untied." [02:46] Musubi     Your-Shoe's-Untied [02:47] Musubi     Your-Shoe's-Untied [02:48] Musubi     Your-Shoe's-Untied [02:48] Meisaku     Ah, your shoe's untied. [02:50] Bolt     I'm running barefoot! [02:51] Sweets     None of these Special Abilities are working! [02:54] Bolt     Seems like this is the end of the line for you.     Meisaku will run out of breath in no ti— [02:59] Bolt     Wait, he's keeping up?! [03:01] Meisaku     Well, I am A-rank for endurance. [03:03] Musubi     Oh yeah, so you are! [03:04] Meisaku     I won't lose, Bolt! [03:08] Meisaku/Sign     Hello there, Bolt. [03:10] Meisaku/Sign     Bolt-san, hey. [03:11] Meisaku/Sign     I hear that you are the      slowest in the world. [03:15] Meisaku/Sign     Nothin' beats you at being so slow. [03:19] Meisaku/Sign     Seriously, man, why are you so slow? [03:22] Nokio     Meisaku's taunting him! [03:23] Bolt/Sign     Oh, gimme a break, Meisaku-san. [03:27] Bolt/Sign     Do you really think     you can outrun me?! [03:33] Meisaku     Just watch me! [03:36] Nokio     Aw man, Bolt ended up winning again. [03:38] Sweets     But Meisaku came second. [03:39] Bolt     That was a good race, Meisaku. [03:41] Meisaku     That race took more of a     toll than I thought it would. [03:44] Meisaku     Jeez, running really runs you down, doesn't it? [03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)     Stats [03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)     Speed [03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)     Strength [03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)     Endurance [03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)     Loudness [03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)     Humor [03:50] All     Your humor score just hit zero! [03:51] Meisaku     All I did with this long-distance     race was fall flat on my face. [03:54] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E220 - The Battle of the Monkey and the Peach Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:05] Sign     Episode 220     The Battle of the     Monkey and the Peach [00:05] Sweets     C'mon and sprout, little persimmon seeds! [00:09] Sweets     Or I'm gonna have to gorilla stomp you all! [00:11] Nokio     What are you doing, Sweets? [00:13] Musubi     What a weird song. [00:13] Sweets     I planted some persimmon     seeds so they'll grow. [00:16] Bolt     Why would you do something like that? [00:18] Sweets     If they grow and bear fruit,     I'll get to eat lots of persimmons. [00:21] Sweets     But they don't seem to be sprouting. [00:23] Meisaku     Oh yeah? [00:24] Sweets     Wanna give it a try, Meisaku?     I've still got some left. Look. [00:27] Meisaku     Persimmon seed-shaped rice crackers?! [00:27] Sign     Kaki-no-Tane [00:27] Sign     Persimmon Seed-Shaped [00:27] Sign     Rice Crackers [00:29] Bolt     Those will never sprout! [00:30] Sweets     They won't? [00:31] Sweets     Gah! I've been deceived! [00:33] Meisaku     Deceived? By whom? [00:35] Sweets     Sarutahiko-kun in the class next to ours. [00:37] Meisaku     Sarutahiko-kun? [00:38] Sweets     He's so unpleasant. [00:40] Sweets     His dad's loaded, meaning whenever he does     bad stuff, he just pays his way out of trouble. [00:44] Meisaku     Don't you do something similar? [00:46] Musubi     I know the guy you mean.     Only his underlings like him. [00:50] Bolt     And they're only there for the money. [00:52] Nokio     But my boss... I mean, Sarutahiko     must have some good points, right? [00:56] Sweets     Hm? [00:57] Meisaku     Nokio, are you his underling? [00:58] Nokio     A-As if! [01:00] Sweets     Aw man. So I did all that     bartering for nothing. [01:02] Musubi     What'd you barter for the rice crackers? [01:05] Sweets     A 5,000 yen bill! [01:05] Sign     Kaki-no-Tane [01:06] Nokio     That's not exactly bartering. [01:08] Bolt     That's shopping. [01:09] Sweets     Dang it! [01:10] Meisaku     This totally reminds me of the classic tale,     The Battle of the Monkey and the Crab. [01:14] Musubi     Here comes the plot. [01:15] Meisaku     A crab agrees to trade his rice ball     for a monkey's persimmon seed. [01:15] Sign     The Battle of the     Monkey and the Crab [01:18] Meisaku     But in the end, the crab gets deceived by      the monkey, who steals the persimmons. [01:22] Meisaku     The crab's gang then gets      revenge on the monkey. [01:24] Sweets     That's it! [01:25] Sweets     I'll assemble a gang and get my revenge! [01:29] Sweets     Okay, everyone! Thank you for coming today. [01:32] Sweets     Let's band together and defeat Sarutahiko! [01:35] Bolt     It has nothing to do with us, though. [01:36] Sweets     By the way, how did the     monkey get punished in the story? [01:40] Meisaku     Hm, let's see... They made the     monkey slip and fall in cow manure. [01:44] Musubi     C-Cow manure? But why? [01:46] Bolt     That makes zero sense! [01:47] Nokio     And it's so gross! [01:47] Meisaku     Hey, don't blame me. [01:49] Bolt     What can we do instead? [01:50] Sweets     Well, I say... [01:51] Sweets     Let's go with the flow! [01:52] Meisaku     The flow? [01:55] Sweets     And so, we're all hiding in     Sarutahiko's house while he's out! [01:59] Meisaku     Huh? I can hear you, but I don't see you. [02:00] Sweets     Now, Meisaku, can you figure     out where we're all hiding? [02:03] Meisaku     Um... [02:04] Meisaku     In that hole in the wall? [02:06] Sweets     Correct! [02:06] Sweets     I punched this hole in the     wall and hid myself in it! [02:09] Meisaku     This hole's probably 5,000 yen's      worth of revenge right there. [02:12] Meisaku     Now, for Musubi... [02:14] Meisaku     ...who's right there. [02:15] Musubi     Yup! I'm sitting here,     pretending to be a sandwich. [02:18] Meisaku     Can't you just pretend to be a rice ball? [02:20] Nokio     I'm over here. [02:21] Nokio     When he gets near,     I'll yell and surprise him. [02:23] Meisaku     Yelling, huh? [02:24] Sweets     That's kind of weak. [02:26] Nokio     Not at all! I'll yell something      shocking to surprise him. [02:28] Meisaku     Something shocking, huh? [02:30] Bolt     And I'm up here! [02:32] Meisaku     Above us?! [02:32] Bolt     When Nokio shocks Sarutahiko with his      loud yelling, I'll throw this mortar at him! [02:36] Meisaku     I guess The Battle of the Monkey      and the Crab needs a mortar. [02:39] Sweets     And I've put out something     similar to cow manure! [02:42] Meisaku     Oh yes, I see it. What is this? [02:43] Sweets     Chow mein-ure! [02:43] Sign     Chow Mein-ure [02:43] Sign     Chow Mein-ure [02:44] Musubi     That just sounds similar! [02:46] Sweets     Okay, Sarutahiko will be home any second. [02:49] Sweets     Everyone, stand by! [02:50] Meisaku     I don't know if this'll work... [02:54] Sarutahiko     I'm home! [02:55] Nokio     I'll go first! [02:57] Sweets     Nokio, yell something     shocking and surprise him! [02:59] Nokio     Don't come in, Boss! Danger awaits you here! [03:02] Sarutahiko     Huh? [03:02] Meisaku     He really did say something shocking! [03:04] Sweets     You traitor! [03:06] Sarutahiko     Hey, what's this? [03:07] Sweets     He avoided the chow mein-ure! [03:08] Bolt     And now, you get... [03:10] Bolt     ...the mortar! [03:13] Meisaku     All we really needed was the mortar. [03:18] Sweets     Just like we planned! [03:19] Meisaku     What plan? [03:20] Sarutahiko     Damn it! [03:21] Sweets     Give me my 5,000 yen back! [03:23] Sarutahiko     No way. Do you really think you can get     away with doing something like this to me? [03:27] Bolt     What do you mean? [03:29] Sarutahiko     I can just go tell my dad      to drive you out of town. [03:34] Sweets     Wh-What a cowardly thing to do. [03:36] Sweets     But if you plan to go through with it... [03:38] Meisaku     What will you do? [03:39] Sweets     I'll go ask my dad to buy     up your dad's company... [03:42] Sweets     ...and drive you out of town! [03:45] Meisaku     You're just doing the same thing as him! [03:48] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E221 - All the Children's Toys Go Chitter-Chatter Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:05] Sign     Episode 221     All the Children's Toys      Go Chitter-Chatter [00:06] Nokio     Hey, Meisaku! We brought you the homework! [00:08] Musubi     Since you didn't show up to school,     we dropped by to give it to you. [00:12] Tsurukou     You gonna serve us some tea or what? [00:14] Nokio     Why weren't you at school?     I bet you don't have a good reason. [00:20] Nok/Mus/Tsu     What's going on here? [00:21] Tsurukou     You did have a good reason. [00:25] Musubi     R-Really?! [00:27] Nokio     You understood what he said? [00:28] Musubi     He said: "Fugafugafuga"! [00:30] Nokio     Yeah, that's what we heard. [00:31] Tsurukou     Well, anyway, let's remove that gag. [00:33] Meisaku     Whew, th-thanks... [00:36] Musubi     So, uh, why are you tied up? [00:38] Meisaku     Well, I was playing with Mei last night... [00:42] (Flashback) Meisaku     Mei, do you know this song? [00:44] (Flashback) Meisaku     ♫ All the children's toys go cha-cha-cha ♫ [00:46] (Flashback) Mei     Gotcha? [00:46] (Flashback) Meisaku     ♫ All the children's toys go cha-cha-cha ♫ [00:48] (Flashback) Mei     All the boys gotcha? [00:50] (Flashback) Meisaku     ♫ Cha-cha-cha, all the children's      toys go cha-cha-cha! ♫ [00:53] (Flashback) Mei     All the builder's boys, I gotcha? [00:55] (Flashback) Meisaku     No, it doesn't go like that. [00:57] (Flashback) Meisaku     It's a song called: "All the     Children's Toys Go Cha-Cha-Cha." [00:57] Sign     All the Children's Toys Go Cha-Cha-Cha [00:59] (Flashback) Meisaku     It's a nursery rhyme where toys wake up and      start moving after kids have gone to bed. [01:03] (Flashback) Mei     Cha-cha-cha! [01:05] Meisaku     And that's what happened. [01:07] Meisaku     Her "cha-cha-cha" was just so cute... [01:10] Musubi     And? [01:10] Meisaku     And then, some strangers showed up and     I'm not sure why, but they tied me up. [01:14] Nokio     You don't remember anything except Mei? [01:16] Tsurukou     That didn't explain anything. [01:18] Mei     Cha-cha-cha! [01:19] Nokio     Oh, it's Mei! [01:20] Musubi     With a toy entourage! [01:22] Meisaku     Hey, those are the toys     that tied me up yesterday! [01:24] Tsurukou     So the toys did start moving     after everyone had gone to sleep. [01:27] Nokio     Mei's supernatural powers, maybe? [01:29] Nikumantchi     Listen up, fools. [01:29] Nikumantchi     PORKBUNGOTCHI [01:30] Nikumantchi     This house now belongs to Mei-sama. [01:30] Nikumantchi     PORKBUNGOTCHI [01:33] Mei     Belongs to me! [01:34] Meisaku     What?! What are you talking about? [01:36] Tsurukou     Yeah! You tell 'em! [01:38] Meisaku     This house belonged to Mei to begin with! [01:40] Tsurukou     He's useless. [01:41] Bonsai     We toys resent you humans. [01:44] Nikumantchi     We're the sad toys no one plays with anymore! [01:47] Nikumantchi     PORKBUNGOTCHI [01:47] Nikumantchi     I'm the leader, "Toy Where     You Raise a Portable Virtual Pet"! [01:49] Sign     Toy Where You Raise a Portable Virtual Pet [01:49] Sign     Toy Where You Raise a Portable Virtual Pet [01:51] Nokio     You can get better games than      you on your cell phone now. [01:54] Bonsai     I am "Toy That Reacts to Sound"! [01:55] Sign     Toy That Reacts to Sound [01:55] Sign     Toy That Reacts to Sound [01:58] Musubi     People are all like, "Yeah,     sound makes it move. So what?" [02:01] Spring     I'm "Toy That Looks     Like a Flashy Spring"! [02:01] Sign     Toy That Looks Like a Flashy Spring [02:01] Sign     Toy That Looks Like a Flashy Spring [02:03] Tsurukou     It moves all funny when     you drop it down the stairs. [02:06] Meisaku     Hm, yeah, they're all... [02:07] Mei/Nok/Mus/Tsu     ...not appealing enough to play with. [02:09] Nikumantchi     Shut up! [02:10] Bonsai     We're mad because that's      what you kids always say! [02:13] Spring     But Mei-sama is different! She gave us     life with her supernatural powers! [02:17] Nikumantchi     Let's go, Mei-sama! [02:19] Mei     Cha-cha-cha! [02:20] Tsurukou     Those toys really get my goat. [02:23] Tsurukou     Should I chase 'em with my drone? [02:24] Meisaku     Don't use the latest toy to fight them. [02:26] Musubi     Shortly after, we were attacked     by slightly outdated toys... [02:30] Nokio     "Toy That Shoots Out Marbles"! [02:32] Meisaku     Those marbles really smart! [02:34] Tsurukou     "Small Keyring Device     With Only One Mini Game"! [02:36] Meisaku     There's only one game on it! [02:38] Musubi     "Toy You Simply Spin"! [02:40] Meisaku     Can you really call that a toy? [02:42] Musubi     As the blows rained down,     a thought crossed our minds... [02:45] Musubi     It hurts, and I feel... [02:47] Musubi     ...kinda nostalgic. [02:48] Meisaku     You're right. [02:50] Meisaku     Mei, you have to stop this! [02:52] Mei     Cha? [02:52] Sign     Toy Box [02:53] Meisaku     Listen, Mei. [02:54] Meisaku     "All the Children's Toys Go Cha-Cha-Cha" is     a song about toys going back in the toy box. [02:58] Meisaku     So let's put them away nice and neat, okay? [03:01] Meisaku     Let me sing it for you. [03:02] Nikumantchi     Stop! Don't do anything unnecessary! [03:04] Spring     What do we do?! [03:06] Nikumantchi     Do your thing "Toy That Reacts to Sound"! [03:06] Nikumantchi     PORKBUNGOTCHI [03:08] Bonsai     Roger! [03:09] Meisaku/Sign     The stars are twinkling in the sky [03:12] Meisaku/Sign     Then Mr. Sun says good morning through your window [03:16] Meisaku/Sign     All the children's toys go back in the box [03:20] Meisaku/Sign     And they go to bed, cha-cha-cha [03:23] Meisaku     You're so distracting! [03:26] Meisaku     You see, Mei? That's what the song's about. [03:29] Mei     Okay. Cha-cha-cha! [03:31] Sign     Toy Box [03:31] Nokio     Ah, they're going back. [03:32] Sign     Toy Box [03:32] Sign     Toy Box [03:32] Sign     Toy Box [03:32] Meisaku     I'm so relieved. [03:34] Musubi     I feel a bit sorry for them, though. [03:36] Nokio     Let's take them out every now and then. [03:38] Tsurukou     In that case, how about we start now? [03:39] Mei     Start now? [03:41] Tsurukou     And, uh... [03:42] Tsurukou     Play a game on our cell phones? [03:43] Meisaku     That's the newest toy we have! [03:46] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E222 - Tsunderella and the President Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:06] Meisaku     Hey, Tsunderella. [00:07] Tsundere     Meisaku-kun. [00:08] Sign     TSUN-derella in the morning [00:08] Sign     Cold [00:08] Sign     Cold [00:08] Sign     Tsun-DERE-lla in the afternoon [00:08] Sign     Tsun-DERE-lla in the afternoon [00:08] Sign     Warm [00:08] Sign     Warm [00:08] Meisaku     Tsunderella's cold in the morning      and warm in the afternoon. [00:08] Sign     TSUN-derella in the morning [00:11] Meisaku     It's afternoon, so she's warm right now. [00:13] Meisaku     What are you up to? [00:14] Tsundere     I'm tidying up the shoe lockers. [00:16] Sign     Episode 222     Tsunderella and the President [00:16] Tsundere     People just put their shoes anywhere. [00:18] Meisaku     I admire how you're always      trying to keep it tidy. [00:21] Meisaku     Let me help! [00:21] Tsundere     Thank you. [00:23] Tsundere     Then... [00:23] Tsundere     Can you put Little White     Riding Hood's shoes away? [00:26] Tsundere     Also, the Boy Who Slept For Six Years's,     Dasaku's, Three Inch Boy's, Long Name Boy's... [00:29] Meisaku     Turns out everyone's a slob! [00:32] Tsundere     I wish I could tidy away all those people     who aren't tidy. Tidy 'em right out of society. [00:36] Meisaku     It's past noon, but her cold side's showing. [00:38] Meisaku     It's thanks to you that the     shoe locker area's always tidy. [00:41] Chienetsu     Eavesdropping! [00:41] Sign     EAVESDROPPING [00:42] Meisaku     Oh, President! [00:43] Chienetsu     I was eavesdropping on your conversation. [00:46] Meisaku     Don't say that like you're proud of it. [00:49] Chienetsu     So you're the one who tidies      up our shoe lockers, huh? [00:51] Tsundere     Uh, yeah... [00:53] Chienetsu     Amazing! [00:54] Chienetsu     Wearing the wrong shoes      caused me problems before. [00:56] Chienetsu     I want you to join the student council as      the chair of the beautification committee. [01:00] Chienetsu     I need you. [01:02] Chienetsu     I must have you! [01:03] Chienetsu     I'll do anything for you. [01:05] Chienetsu     I'll devote all of myself to you! [01:09] Meisaku     Think about your phrasing! [01:12] Chienetsu     Now, come. Come to me. [01:16] Chienetsu     She ran away. [01:18] Chienetsu     Hey, Meisaku. Do you know that girl? [01:21] Meisaku     N-N-N-No, I don't! [01:22] Meisaku     Tsunde—I mean, that girl     doesn't look familiar at all! [01:25] Chienetau     I see. [01:26] Chienetau     Wait, she seems to have dropped her shoe. [01:29] Chienetau     Right! I'll find the girl this shoe fits and... [01:33] Chienetau     recruit her! [01:33] Sign     RECRUIT [01:35] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [01:35] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:35] Sign     Student     Council [01:35] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [01:36] Chienetsu     Does anyone know who this shoe belongs to? [01:38] Sweets     What are these posters? [01:39] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [01:39] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [01:39] Nokio     It says, "If this shoe fits,     join the student council." [01:42] Bolt     Like a wanted fugitive, huh? [01:43] Tsundere     Wh-What's going on here? [01:45] Meisaku     Ah, this is the cold Tsunderella. [01:47] Tsundere     Meisaku, do something! [01:47] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [01:47] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [01:49] Meisaku     But what can I do? [01:49] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [01:50] Chienetsu     You there. Do you know     who this shoe belongs to? [01:53] Tsundere     He doesn't realize who I am? [01:56] Meisaku     You're wearing your     morning "cold" makeup. [01:58] Meisaku     President, I don't think anyone would     volunteer to be on the student council. [02:02] Chienetsu     You get a perk if you join up now. [02:04] Meisaku     Oh, what kind? [02:05] Chienetsu     You get a small tangerine     extra for lunch every day. [02:07] Tsundere     That's kind of lame. [02:08] Sweets     Here, here, here! It's mine! [02:08] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [02:09] Sweets     That shoe's mine! [02:11] Nokio     It's mine! Mine! [02:11] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [02:12] Nokio     Don't lie, Sweets! [02:13] Bolt     Man, I've been looking for that shoe! [02:15] Meisaku     The tangerine lured them in good! [02:17] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:17] Sign     Student     Council [02:17] Chienetsu     This belongs to a lady!      No way is it one of you goofballs. [02:20] Nokio     Just shut up and let us try. [02:22] Sweets     See? It fits me like a... Hm? [02:22] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [02:24] Sweets     Huh? My foot won't go in. [02:26] Meisaku     Take your sandal off first. [02:27] Tsundere     He doesn't get how shoes work. [02:29] Nokio     It's not a shoe at all.     It's actually my nose parts. [02:29] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [02:29] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [02:32] Meisaku     What are you doing? [02:32] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [02:32] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [02:33] Tsundere     Take it off! [02:34] Bolt     My turn next. [02:34] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [02:35] Tsundere     A blow torch?! [02:36] Meisaku     Don't melt it and reshape it! [02:38] Tsundere     And you don't even wear shoes to begin with! [02:40] Chienetsu     Hey, you! [02:41] Tusndere     Huh? Who, me? [02:42] Chienetsu     Tell me right now if     you've seen this shoe before. [02:44] Tsundere     Excuse me? Do you really think that's      the right way to ask someone a question? [02:49] Chienetsu     Oh? You've got a smart mouth, don'tcha? [02:52] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [02:52] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [02:52] Tsundere     What?! You're the one with the smart mouth! [02:55] Chienetsu     What? [02:56] Chienetsu     I'm your student council president.      Don't you think you're being a bit... [02:59] Chienetsu     arrogant?! [02:59] Sign     ARROGANT [03:00] Sign     CONCEITED [03:00] Tsundere     Conceited! [03:01] Sign     INSOLENT [03:01] Chienetsu     Insolent! [03:02] Tsundere     Impertinent! [03:02] Sign     IMPERTINENT [03:03] Chienetsu     Egotistical! [03:03] Sign     EGOTISTICAL [03:04] Tsundere     Presumptuous! [03:04] Sign     PRESUMPTUOUS [03:06] Meisaku     You two sure know a lot      of big words, don't you? [03:09] Chienetsu     You're not bad, but you're the complete     opposite of the genteel girl from yesterday. [03:13] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [03:13] Tsundere     Whatever. Just gimme back my shoe, will you? [03:16] Chienetsu     What? [03:17] Tsundere     I'm grateful you picked it up, [03:17] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [03:17] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [03:19] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [03:19] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [03:19] Tsundere     but I wouldn't have dropped it if you      hadn't tried to recruit me like that. [03:23] Meisaku     The President's lost for words. [03:25] Chienetsu     No, no, no, no. There's no way a barbaric,      savage, crude person like you can be her. [03:30] Chienetsu     Try the shoe on and see. [03:31] Tsundere     There. [03:32] Chienetsu     Buh-buh-buh-buh... [03:33] Sign     BLOWN AWAY [03:33] Chienetsu     Blown away! [03:34] Bolt     That's the kanji for "blown away"? [03:36] Tsundere     You don't need a beautification     committee to keep the shoe lockers tidy. [03:40] Tsundere     Instead of forcing someone to do it, [03:40] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [03:40] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [03:42] Tsundere     I'd rather hear you say, "Can I help?" [03:42] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [03:42] Sign     If this shoe fits,     join the student council [03:46] Meisaku     Tsunderella... [03:47] Chienetsu     You're right. [03:49] Chienetsu     The student council will also tell     students to keep the shoe lockers tidy. [03:53] Tsundere     That'd help a lot. [03:54] Meisaku     Good for you, Tsunderella. [03:57] Chienetsu     Hm. But this doesn't change     the fact that you're skilled. [04:00] Chienetsu     You! Would you consider     joining the student— [04:03] Tsundere     Yes, what is it? [04:04] Chienetsu     Blown away! [04:05] Meisaku     She transforms instantly     when the clock strikes twelve! [04:09] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E223 - A Fairy's Fair-Pleas Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:06] Fairy     Wake up. Wake up. Please wake up. [00:10] Sign     Toy Box [00:10] Meisaku     Huh? Wh-What is it? Who's there? [00:12] Fairy     I'm a fairy. [00:13] Fairy     I am speaking directly into your ears. [00:16] Meisaku     Directly into my ears?! [00:19] Sign     Episode 223     A Fairy's Fair-Pleas [00:19] Meisaku     Uh, that's normal. [00:20] Fairy     Oh, yeah, guess it is. [00:22] Meisaku     So not directly into my mind, huh? [00:24] Fairy     I'm speaking normally to you. [00:26] Fairy     Please wake up. [00:27] Meisaku     I'm already up. [00:28] Fairy     The truth is, you are... [00:29] Fairy     a legendary hero! [00:31] Fairy     I beg you, please save our world! [00:34] Meisaku     Oh, is that all? [00:36] Fairy     "Oh, is that all"? [00:37] Meisaku     You're from the Isekai Kingdom, right?     We haven't been there in a while. [00:41] Fairy     The Isekai Kingdom? [00:43] Meisaku     Ah, well, we just sort of got bored, you see. [00:46] Meisaku     It was fun when the action was fast-paced,      but grinding became dull... [00:50] Fairy     Oh. [00:51] Meisaku     That's why we haven't gone      there since the summer. [00:53] Meisaku     We'll come visit when we have time. [00:55] Meisaku     Can I go back to sleep now? [00:57] Fairy     No, you may not! [00:58] Fairy     I mean, what even is the Isekai Kingdom? [01:00] Meisaku     Wait, you don't know? [01:01] Meisaku     Didn't you come through     the vortex thing over there? [01:03] Fairy     What the heck? Gross.     Why's that in your closet? [01:06] Meisaku     It's not my fault. [01:08] Meisaku     So you really don't know about it? [01:09] Fairy     Why should I know about something so yucky? [01:12] Fairy     Our world is called... [01:13] Fairy     the Otherworld Kingdom! [01:13] Sign     Otherworld Kingdom [01:13] Sign     Otherworld Kingdom [01:14] Meisaku     The Otherworld Kingdom? [01:16] Fairy     Our kingdom's facing a looming crisis! [01:19] Fairy     Please! You must come and save our world! [01:22] Meisaku     Wait, what? [01:23] Meisaku     A different quest? [01:25] Meisaku     You can get two world-saving      quests at the same time?! [01:27] Fairy     Don't complain to me. [01:29] Fairy     I'm only giving you one, after all. [01:31] Meisaku     I'm in the process of saving     another world, though... [01:34] Fairy     This other world you speak of...     The Isekai Kingdom, was it? [01:36] Fairy     What happened in this kingdom     that has such a random name? [01:39] Meisaku     The "Otherworld Kingdom" is     pretty random too, if you ask me. [01:42] Meisaku     Well, the Isekai Kingdom's being      threatened by the Dark Lord. [01:45] Fairy     The Dark Lord? And they call that a problem? [01:48] Fairy     Our kingdom has no time to lose! [01:51] Meisaku     A bigger danger than the Dark Lord? [01:53] Meisaku     What happened? [01:54] Fairy     We have... [01:55] Fairy     food shortages! [01:56] Meisaku     Food shortages? [01:58] Fairy     The last five years has seen a population     boom and our food supply can't keep up. [02:04] Fairy     That's why we don't have     enough food in the kingdom! [02:07] Meisaku     Oh. [02:08] Fairy     You ask what's more terrifying than     the Dark Lord? Food shortages. [02:11] Meisaku     But I'm just a schoolkid!     I can't do anything about that! [02:14] Fairy     That's not true. [02:16] Fairy     I'd like you, our hero, to operate      a tractor and farm the land. [02:19] Meisaku     Just go ask a farmer! [02:21] Fairy     What? All right, fine. [02:23] Fairy     Guess I'll go find a farmer      to operate the tractor. [02:26] Meisaku     Problem solved. [02:27] Fairy     But that's not the only     crisis our kingdom is facing! [02:30] Meisaku     What else is there? [02:30] Fairy     A currency crisis! [02:32] Meisaku     Oh? [02:32] Fairy     Corporate investors     did lots of short selling, [02:35] Fairy     and our kingdom's now in a currency crisis     because it's unable to prop up the currency! [02:39] Meisaku     That's a seriously tough problem! [02:41] Fairy     Please, I'm begging you! Do something! [02:43] Meisaku     What can I possibly do? I don't      even understand the problem. [02:46] Fairy     Very well. Then, our government     and the bank will have to sort it out. [02:49] Meisaku     Should've gone to them first. [02:51] Fairy     But that's not the only crisis in our kingdom! [02:54] Meisaku     There's more? [02:54] Fairy     There was a pet boom a few years back, [02:57] Fairy     but lots of people are abandoning pets     because they can no longer care for them. [03:01] Meisaku     Hm, that's not good. [03:03] Fairy     Abandoned pets turn feral and damage      crops, causing heaps of problems. [03:07] Fairy     But you know, simply catching those     animals won't solve the problem. [03:11] Fairy     It's the people who abandon     pets who have to change. [03:13] Meisaku     That's so true. [03:14] Fairy     This problem can't be solved unless     everyone in the kingdom changes their ways. [03:18] Fairy     So it's not a problem for you to solve, hero. [03:20] Meisaku     Then don't tell me about it! [03:22] Fairy     Was there anything else? [03:24] Meisaku     You don't have to force      yourself to remember. [03:26] Fairy     Oh, right! [03:27] Fairy     My brother turned 20, but he      doesn't go to school or work. [03:31] Fairy     As his older sister, I'm concerned. [03:33] Meisaku     Who cares?! That's a family problem. [03:35] Fairy     Ah, but unlike my brother,     I have a job and a boyfriend! [03:38] Meisaku     Yeah, whatever. Go home and do your job. [03:41] Fairy     Well, this is my job. [03:43] Meisaku     This is your job? [03:44] Fairy     Well, of course! [03:45] Fairy     If you must know, I have     a quota of heroes to fill. [03:49] Fairy     I'm supposed to bring back      three heroes every day. [03:52] Meisaku     So there's more than one legendary hero? [03:54] Fairy     If I don't fulfill my quota,     it affects my salary. [03:57] Fairy     Worst case, I could get fired. [03:59] Meisaku     This is taking a dark turn. [04:00] Fairy     Oh, hero! A new crisis! [04:03] Fairy     We haven't addressed the toxic     corporations in our kingdom— [04:06] Meisaku     Don't care! [04:07] Mei     So loud... [04:08] Meisaku     Oh, Mei. [04:09] Meisaku     I'm sorry. A stranger suddenly showed up. [04:12] Fairy     Hold up, she's floating? [04:13] Fairy     A human is flying?! [04:14] Meisaku     Mei has supernatural powers. [04:16] Mei     Esper! [04:18] Fairy     What?! [04:19] Fairy     You are the legendary hero! [04:21] Meisaku     So wait, it can be anybody? [04:23] Fairy     I beg you! Please solve our problems! [04:26] Mei     Problems? [04:27] Fairy     Just one! One problem is enough! [04:29] Meisaku     Which problem do you want to solve? [04:31] Fairy     Huh? [04:32] Fairy     Let's see... [04:33] Fairy     Could you find me a new job      that'd be perfect for me? [04:36] Meisaku     That's your problem! [04:39] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E224 - A Rice Ball at 10,000 Feet Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:05] Nokio     We... We... [00:07] Nokio     We're finally here! [00:09] Bolt     We made it back! [00:10] Sweets     We're alive! [00:12] Sign     Episode 224     A Rice Ball at 10,000 Feet [00:12] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:12] Sign     Matsuda [00:12] Meisaku     Uh, would you mind not     lying in front of my house? [00:15] Nokio     That's not a nice thing to say! [00:16] Meisaku     But that is what you're doing. [00:18] Bolt     We just got back from a perilous      mountain climbing expedition! [00:21] Sweets     I really thought I was gonna die! [00:23] Meisaku     Was it really that bad? [00:25] Nokio     It all started the day before yesterday... [00:27] Meisaku     Uh, this sounds like it'll be a long story... [00:30] Musubi     A mountain climbing tour     with your guide, Musubi! [00:33] Nok/Bol/Swe     Yay! [00:35] Nokio     The "tour" part is fine,     but why mountain climbing? [00:38] Musubi     I like mountains 'cause they're      shaped like rice balls, and... [00:40] Nokio     That's a strange reason. [00:42] Sign     10,000 Feet Up the Alps [00:42] Sign     10,000 Feet Up the Alps [00:42] Musubi     I listened to "10,000 Feet Up the Alps"     and it made me wanna go mountain climbing. [00:46] Sweets     "10,000 Feet Up the Alps"? [00:47] Musubi     It goes like this: [00:49] Musubi/Sign     10,000 feet up the Alps [00:51] Musubi/Sign     On top of Mt. Koyari [00:53] Musubi/Sign     Now let's all dance the alpine dance [00:58] Bolt     What a fun song that is! Right? [00:59] Musubi     By the way, no one knows who wrote it, [01:01] Musubi     and it's said the lyrics were added by     people singing it while mountain climbing. [01:05] Nokio     I see. So people made up verses while      they were climbing mountains, huh? [01:09] Sweets     That's pretty fun. [01:10] Bolt     We'll sing it as we climb, too! [01:11] Nok/Bol/Swe/Mus     La la la la la la la la la la la la la la [01:18] Nok/Bol/Swe/Mus     La la la la la [01:20] Nok/Bol/Swe/Mus     Hey! [01:23] Bolt     What a blizzard! [01:24] Sweets     Mountain climbing's not fun at all! [01:26] Musubi     I never said it was fun. [01:29] Nokio     But wasn't that song about how fun it was? [01:31] Musubi / Sign     I lay down my life for love [01:36] Musubi / Sign     So why do the rocks feel so cold against my skin? [01:40] Sweets     "Lay down my life"?! [01:41] Bolt     It wasn't a fun song after all! [01:43] Musubi     This song has those kinds of lyrics too,     because there are 29 verses. [01:47] Nokio     That many? [01:48] Sweets     We were tricked! [01:50] Musubi     10,000 feet is about 3,030      meters, so it's no joke. [01:50] Sign     10,000 Feet [01:50] Sign     10,000 Feet [01:51] Sign     = [01:51] Sign     = [01:51] Sign     3030 meters [01:51] Sign     3030 meters [01:55] Bolt     So that's why you're fully geared up? [01:57] Musubi / Sign     Climb a mountain without your gear [02:01] Musubi / Sign     And you'll fall down and break your bones [02:06] Sweets     There's a verse like that? [02:07] Musubi     I just made that one up. [02:09] Bolt     Don't make up weird lyrics! [02:11] Nokio     That's how our battle     against the mountain started. [02:14] Meisaku     Right. [02:15] Musubi     And I kept making up more verses! [02:17] Meisaku     Why? [02:19] Musubi / Sign     A yeti or snow woman doesn't even compare [02:23] Musubi / Sign     You never want to come across a snow gorilla [02:27] Meisaku     But is there such a thing as a snow gorilla?! [02:29] Musubi / Sign     We brought lots of instant noodles with us [02:33] Musubi / Sign     But there's no hot water or microwave up here [02:37] Meisaku     You should've put more thought into it. [02:38] Musubi / Sign     I took a wrong path and I'm laughing like an idiot [02:43] Musubi / Sign     But no one has the energy to yell at me [02:46] Meisaku     That's sad. [02:48] Musubi / Sign     The panoramic scenery and the starry sky [02:52] Musubi / Sign     Plus the lights of the city [02:54] Musubi / Sign     Were all hallucinations [02:56] Meisaku     Hallucinations?! [02:57] Sweets     All I saw was the snow     and the hallucinations! [03:01] Bolt     We're finally here! [03:02] Sweets     The summit! [03:04] Musubi     Congrats, everyone! [03:05] Nokio     Should we really be celebrating? [03:07] Musubi     Now we're at the summit, it's the     moment you've all been waiting for... [03:10] Sweets     Huh? What is it? [03:11] Nokio     Is it food? [03:12] Musubi     The alpine dance! [03:14] Nokio     Seriously? [03:15] Bolt     I guess it was the objective. [03:17] Sweets     But what kind of dance is it? [03:19] Musubi     Huh? Um, well, that's... [03:22] Nokio     Don't tell us you don't know     after we went through all that. [03:25] Musubi     Well, uh... [03:27] Musubi     Let me explain in song. [03:28] Bolt     In song? [03:30] Musubi / Sign     I actually don't know the alpine dance [03:34] Musubi / Sign     So I'm heading down the mountain on skis by myself [03:38] Musubi / Sign     Hey! [03:38] Bok/Bol/Swe     Don't "hey" us! [03:39] Meisaku     Yeah, "hey" doesn't cut it. [03:41] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E225 - Nokio Shooting 2 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:06] Nokio     We haven't been to the     Isekai Kingdom in a while, [00:08] Nokio     so we came here from Meisaku's house... [00:11] All     But where are we?! [00:13] Bolt     This definitely isn't the Isekai Kingdom. [00:13] Sign     Episode 225     Nokio Shooting 2 [00:15] Meisaku     I wonder what type of game world this is. [00:17] Space Man     Please help us! [00:19] Nokio     Hm? [00:20] Space Man     Our colony is under attack right now! [00:22] Meisaku     Ah, so it's a game set during     a space war or something? [00:25] Tsurukou     The type of game where you     jump in a robot and fight? [00:28] Nokio     So the enemy is an evil robot? [00:29] Space Man     No, the enemy attacking our colony is... [00:32] Sign     Vegetables [00:32] Sign     Vegetables [00:32] Space Man     vegetables. [00:33] Meisaku     Vegetables?! [00:34] Tsurukou     In space?! [00:35] Space Man     Oh, but by "vegetables,"     I mean bad vegetables. [00:38] Meisaku     I really don't get this "good"     and "bad" vegetable stuff. [00:40] Bolt     Hm, how do you fight them? [00:42] Space Man     All we have is this laser gun. [00:43] Tsurukou     So no robots or spaceships? [00:46] Space Man     That's right. You have to fly      unaided and go "bang-bang." [00:49] Meisaku     Fly unaided and go "bang-bang"? [00:50] Space Man     Can any of you fly? [00:52] Bolt     Someone who can fly... [00:54] Nokio     Huh? [00:55] Nokio     What? I don't wanna do it! [00:56] Tsurukou     You don't want to? [00:58] Nokio     Of course I don't! And why do we      have to listen to him anyways? [01:01] Space Man     The game won't move     forward with that attitude. [01:03] Nokio     Shut up, fool! Don't talk like I'm your pal! [01:04] Meisaku     Ah, come on, there's no need to get mad. [01:06] Tsurukou     This'll help us get back to our own world, 'kay? [01:08] Nokio     Damn it! This game pisses me off! [01:12] Tsurukou     Oh, there's a game screen now. [01:14] Meisaku     This looks awfully familiar... [01:16] Space Man     Before you head into battle,     please answer these questions. [01:19] Nokio     Huh? Questions? [01:20] Space Man     Do you drink milk every day? [01:20] Sign (Bottom)     No [01:20] Sign (Top)     Do you [01:20] Sign (Top)     drink milk every day? [01:20] Sign (Bottom)     Yes [01:22] Meisaku     Uh, what's the point of this question? [01:23] Nokio     No, I don't. So "No." [01:24] Sign (Bottom)     No [01:25] Sign (Bottom)     No [01:25] Space Man     Does your dry skin bother you? [01:25] Sign (Bottom)     Yes [01:25] Sign (Top)     Does your dry skin [01:25] Sign (Top)     bother you? [01:25] Sign (Bottom)     No [01:26] Nokio     Oh, yeah, it has been recently. So "Yes." [01:28] Sign (Bottom)     Yes [01:29] Tsurukou     Aren't you a robot? [01:29] Sign (Bottom)     Yes [01:30] Sign (Bottom)     No [01:30] Sign (Top)     Are you easily angered [01:30] Sign (Top)     these days? [01:30] Sign (Bottom)     Yes [01:30] Space Man     Are you easily angered these days? [01:32] Nokio     I don't think so. [01:32] Sign (Bottom)     No [01:33] Sign (Bottom)     No [01:33] Bolt     You got really pissed just a moment ago. [01:34] Space Man     Do you prefer café     brasseries or coffee shops? [01:34] Sign (Bottom)     Regular Coffee Shops [01:34] Sgin (Top)     Do you prefer café brasseries [01:34] Sgin (Top)     or regular coffee shops? [01:34] Sign (Bottom)     Café Brasseries [01:36] Tsurukou     Huh?! [01:37] Nokio     If I had to pick one, coffee shops. [01:38] Sign (Bottom)     Regular Coffee Shops [01:38] Sign (Bottom)     Regular Coffee Shops [01:38] Space Man     That's all the questions. [01:40] Meisaku     What was that questionnaire for, exactly? [01:42] Space Man     The nutritional elements     you are lacking are... [01:42] Sign     The nutritional elements [01:42] Sign     you are lacking are... [01:44] Meisaku     Nutritional elements?! [01:45] Space Man     Vitamin C and calcium! [01:45] Sign (Bottom)     Vitamin C [01:45] Sign (Bottom)     Calcium [01:47] Space Man     Veggies not rich in these     nutrients are your enemies! [01:49] Space Man     Now, go! [01:50] Nokio     What does that even mean? [01:52] Tsurukou     But I feel like we've seen     something like this before... [01:56] Meisaku     Oh, this is the shooting game     we played at Nokio's house! [01:59] Bolt     Where you fight chicken skewers! [02:00] Space Man     Oh, that's Nokio Shooting 1. [02:02] Space Man     This is the world of NokShoot 2. [02:04] Meisaku     There's a second one? [02:05] Tsurukou     That's how you shorten its name? [02:07] Nokio     Potatoes! Are they enemies? [02:09] Meisaku     Um, what were the enemies meant to be again? [02:11] Sign     Enemies: Vegetables that aren't      rich in vitamin C or calcium [02:11] Space Man     Veggies not rich in vitamin C or calcium. [02:13] Bolt     Potatoes are rich in carbohydrates! [02:15] Nokio     We don't care about carbs right now.     How are they for vitamin C and calcium? [02:18] Bolt     They're not really rich in either. [02:20] Meisaku     So they're your enemies! Shoot them! [02:21] Bolt     Aw, too bad. They're yummy. [02:22] Nokio     They sure are, but they're enemies! [02:24] Tsurukou     Eggplants! [02:25] Bolt     Eggplants have potassium,     folic acid, and polyphenols! [02:28] Nokio     Tell me their vitamin C      and calcium content! [02:30] Bolt     They're not really rich in either. [02:31] Nokio     They're enemies! [02:32] Bolt     Aw, too bad. They're yummy. [02:34] Nokio     It's not about how yummy they are! [02:35] Meisaku     While you were messing around,     lots of leafy veggies showed up. [02:38] Bolt     I see Japanese mustard spinach,     crown daisies, bok choy, and spinach. [02:41] Tsurukou     I can't tell which is which! [02:42] Nokio     I'll just have to shoot 'em all! [02:45] Tsurukou     Nokio's taking damage! [02:46] Nokio     Why?! [02:47] Bolt     What are you doing?! [02:48] Bolt     Leafy veggies are usually rich in calcium! [02:50] Meisaku     Tell him that sooner! [02:52] Tsurukou     Oh, looks like a boss fight. [02:54] Bolt     The boss is a brasserie waitress. [02:55] Bolt     Since Nokio prefers coffee shops,     a brasserie waitress is the boss! [02:58] Meisaku     As per usual, this game's really strange. [03:00] Tsurukou     But that's a spaghetti and      ketchup dish she's holding. [03:02] Nokio     So what? [03:03] Tsurukou     That's the kind of dish     you'd get in a coffee shop. [03:06] Nokio     So she's not an enemy? [03:07] Bolt     But she's in a waist apron.     They wear full aprons in coffee shops. [03:10] Nokio     So she is an enemy. [03:10] Tsurukou     No, no, she's a barista. [03:12] Bolt     A brasserie waitress! [03:13] Nokio     Since they didn't ask, I didn't mention it... [03:15] Nokio     But to tell you the truth... [03:17] Nokio     I don't even like coffee! [03:20] Meisaku     That's where this game lands? [03:22] Bolt     You defeated her. [03:23] Tsurukou     You beat the game. [03:25] Space Man     Thank you. You saved us all. [03:27] Meisaku     Oh, it's the guy from earlier. [03:28] Space Man     We discovered something     from the results of the game. [03:28] Sign     The results of the game show... [03:31] Nokio     Huh? What is it? [03:32] Space Man     You are... [03:33] Sign     You are easily angered! [03:33] Space Man     easily angered! [03:34] Nokio     Shut the hell up! [03:37] Meisaku     He really is easily angered. [03:39] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E226 - Can You Name Your Classmates? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:05] Sweets     'Sup! [00:07] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:07] Sign (Left)     Don't look at your      cell constantly [00:07] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:07] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:07] Sign (Top Left)     School     Maxim:     Be a     Classic [00:07] Meisaku     Oh, good morning, Sweets. [00:08] Sweets     Blue Boy! [00:09] Sweets     Nose Guy! [00:10] Sweets     Crane Kid! [00:11] Sweets     Good morning! [00:11] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:11] Sign (Left)     Don't look at your      cell constantly [00:11] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:11] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:11] Sign (Top Left)     School     Maxim:     Be a     Classic [00:12] Meisaku     "Blue Boy"? [00:13] Nokio     "Nose Guy"? [00:14] Tsurukou     "Crane Kid"? [00:15] Mei/Nok/Tsu     Who are they? [00:16] Sweets     Peachy peach! [00:16] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:16] Sign (Left)     Don't look at your      cell constantly [00:16] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:16] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:16] Sign (Top Left)     School     Maxim:     Be a     Classic [00:17] Sweets     How silly of you to forget your own names. [00:20] Sign     Episode 226     Can You Name Your Classmates? [00:20] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:20] Sign (Left)     Don't look at your      cell constantly [00:20] Meisaku     You're the one who got our names wrong! [00:22] Sweets     Wait, what? I did? [00:23] Tsurukou     Was Sweets-paisen always this brain-dead? [00:24] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:24] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:24] Sign (Top Left)     School     Maxim:     Be a     Classic [00:25] Nokio     Even for him, this is weird. [00:27] Meisaku     Did something happen? [00:28] Sweets     Well, you see, I made lots     of friends in my committee, [00:31] Sweets     but memorizing new names made me     forget the names of people I already knew. [00:36] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:36] Sign (Left)     Don't look at your      cell constantly [00:36] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:36] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:36] Sign (Top Left)     School     Maxim:     Be a     Classic [00:36] Tsurukou     Putting new things in your      head deletes old things? [00:38] Meisaku     How odd. [00:39] Nokio     You're not saving data to a disk. [00:40] Sweets     Can you help me remember     the names of my old friends? [00:45] Tsurukou     Well, if we must, we must. [00:45] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:45] Sign (Left)     Don't look at your      cell constantly [00:45] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:45] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:45] Sign (Top Left)     School     Maxim:     Be a     Classic [00:46] Sweets     Thanks, Half-Peeled Potato Kid! [00:48] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:48] Sign (Left)     Don't look at your      cell constantly [00:48] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:48] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:48] Sign (Top Left)     School     Maxim:     Be a     Classic [00:48] Tsurukou     That's not my name! [00:50] Sign     Classmates [00:50] Sign     Quiz [00:51] Tsurukou     Okay, you ready? Who's this? [00:53] Sign     Q. Who is this? [00:54] Sign     Super Ripped Muscleman [00:54] Sign     Super Ripped Muscleman [00:54] Sweets     Super Ripped Muscleman. [00:55] Meisaku     Where are you seeing muscle? [00:57] Nokio     He's so skinny. [00:58] Tsurukou     All right, who's this? [00:58] Sign     Q. Who is this? [00:59] Sweets     Viper Serpent Cobra Man. [00:59] Sign     Viper Serpent Cobra Man [00:59] Sign     Viper Serpent Cobra Man [01:00] Meisaku     That's not a snake. [01:02] Nokio     That's a crab. [01:03] Sign     Q. Who is this? [01:03] Tsurukou     How about this guy? [01:03] Sign     Mochimichi Mokoyama [01:03] Sign     Mochimichi Mokoyama [01:03] Sweets     Mochimichi Mokoyama. [01:05] Meisaku     No, he's... [01:05] Meisaku     Wait, who is he? [01:07] Nokio     He made a brief appearance in episode 49. [01:09] Meisaku     I don't remember him at all. [01:11] Sweets     I can't take it anymore!     My brain's about to explode! [01:13] Sweets     Isn't there a better way to do this? [01:15] Meisaku     You'll just have to keep at it. [01:17] Sweets     Please, Tsukuemon. Don't you have     a gadget that can help me out? [01:21] Meisaku     I'm not "Tsukuemon" and I don't pull     out gadgets when you're in trouble! [01:21] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:21] Sign (Left)     Don't look at your      cell constantly [01:21] Sign (Left)     Don't look at your      cell constantly [01:25] Sweets     Oh, you aren't? [01:26] Nokio     Meisaku recounts a classic tale similar     to your situation when you're in trouble. [01:27] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:27] Sign (Left)     Don't look at your      cell constantly [01:27] Sign (Left)     Don't look at your      cell constantly [01:29] Meisaku     Oh, so that's how you see me? [01:29] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:29] Sign (Left)     Don't look at your      cell constantly [01:29] Sign (Left)     Don't look at your      cell constantly [01:31] Sweets     Then, give me a classic tale! [01:33] Meisaku     There's no classic tale that'd     fit this so conveniently... [01:35] Meisaku     Wait. [01:35] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:35] Sign (Left)     Don't look at your      cell constantly [01:35] Sign (Left)     Don't look at your      cell constantly [01:36] Tsurukou     There is? [01:37] Meisaku     Well, there are songs like the "ABC Song" [01:37] Sign     ABC Song [01:37] Sign     ABC Song [01:37] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:37] Sign (Left)     Don't look at your      cell constantly [01:37] Sign (Left)     Don't look at your      cell constantly [01:37] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:37] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:37] Sign (Bottom Left)     Sleep is the [01:37] Sign (Bottom Left)     mother of health [01:39] Meisaku     and the "Multiplication Table Song"      that help you memorize things. [01:39] Sign     Multiplication Table Song [01:39] Sign     Multiplication Table Song [01:41] Meisaku     Everyone uses them, so you     could call them hidden classics. [01:44] Sweets     That's it! [01:47] Sweets     So yeah, this and that happened... [01:49] Tsurukou     But what exactly? [01:50] Sweets     My memory aid song is complete! [01:52] Sweets     It's called: "Can You Name Your Classmates?" [01:53] Sign     Can You Name Your Classmates? [01:53] Sign     Can You Name Your Classmates? [01:55] Sweets     Music, go! [01:57] Sweets     Yo, check it out. [01:59] Meisaku     Oh, it's a rap, huh? [02:01] Sweets/Sign     I'm usin' a rap to remember my classmates     A bunch o' characters are gonna meet their fates [02:06] Meisaku     It's actually good! [02:06] Sweets/Sign     The detective's up first, Hosuke Shadaichi     His deductions are awful. Pathetic, ain't he? [02:06] Sign (Top)     m -2 0 l 130 0 b 133 0 137 2 138 5 b 139 7 139 11 138 13 b 137 15 136 17 132 18 l -1 18 b -4 18 -6 17 -7 14 b -8 11 -8 8 -7 5 b -6 3 -5 1 -3 0 [02:06] Sign (Top)     Hosuke Shadaichi [02:10] Nokio     It's true. [02:11] Sweets/Sign     Seriously, Three Inch Boy, you are tiny     But you poke 'em with a toothpick and it's absolute victory [02:11] Sign (Top)     m -2 0 l 130 0 b 133 0 137 2 138 5 b 139 7 139 11 138 13 b 137 15 136 17 132 18 l -1 18 b -4 18 -6 17 -7 14 b -8 11 -8 8 -7 5 b -6 3 -5 1 -3 0 [02:11] Sign (Top)     Three Inch Boy [02:12] Sign (Top)     Three Inch Boy [02:15] Tsurukou     He's got a toothpick. [02:16] Sweets/Sign     Yo, Three Inch Boy, you're a violent shorty     Stabbing someone is ever so naughty [02:20] Meisaku     Don't go copying him! [02:21] Sweets/Sign     Next up's skin and bones, Gaunt Gulliver     Hopefully one day you'll be more than a sliver [02:21] Sign (Top)     m -2 0 l 130 0 b 133 0 137 2 138 5 b 139 7 139 11 138 13 b 137 15 136 17 132 18 l -1 18 b -4 18 -6 17 -7 14 b -8 11 -8 8 -7 5 b -6 3 -5 1 -3 0 [02:21] Sign (Top)     Gaunt Gulliver [02:22] Sign (Top)     Gaunt Gulliver [02:25] Meisaku     He hopes so. [02:26] Sweets/Sign     Yo, this dawg's name's Gaunt Gulliver, fam     And totally not "Super Ripped Muscleman" [02:30] Nokio     You remember that name. [02:31] Sweets/Sign     Here's fashion trendsetter, Little White Riding Hood     As sweet threads go, a hood's real good [02:31] Sign (Top)     m -2 0 l 130 0 b 133 0 137 2 138 5 b 139 7 139 11 138 13 b 137 15 136 17 132 18 l -1 18 b -4 18 -6 17 -7 14 b -8 11 -8 8 -7 5 b -6 3 -5 1 -3 0 [02:31] Sign (Top)     Little White Riding Hood [02:32] Sign (Top)     Little White Riding Hood [02:34] Sign (Top)     LITTLE WHITE     RIDING HOOD [02:35] Tsurukou     But it's got blood on it. [02:36] Sweets/Sign     Little White Riding Hood's got blood on her hood     Made a dishrag of her rival and beat her up good [02:40] Meisaku     That's going too far. [02:41] Sweets/Sign     Gold Boy loves gold, of that there is no doubt     Let's open up your cash box and check your savings out [02:41] Sign (Top)     m -2 0 l 130 0 b 133 0 137 2 138 5 b 139 7 139 11 138 13 b 137 15 136 17 132 18 l -1 18 b -4 18 -6 17 -7 14 b -8 11 -8 8 -7 5 b -6 3 -5 1 -3 0 [02:41] Sign (Top)     Gold Boy [02:42] Sign (Top)     Gold Boy [02:45] Tsurukou     Don't open people's cash boxes! [02:46] Sweets/Sign     Gold Boy opens his cash box so I can have a look-see     I take the contents out and give him some money [02:50] Tsurukou     You gave him his own money. [02:51] Sign (Top Right)     Which one     is the real     school lunch? [02:51] Sweets/Sign     Next, here's the quiz-mad sparrow, Cut-Tongue     When it comes to likin' quizzes, he's number one [02:51] Sign (Top)     m -2 0 l 130 0 b 133 0 137 2 138 5 b 139 7 139 11 138 13 b 137 15 136 17 132 18 l -1 18 b -4 18 -6 17 -7 14 b -8 11 -8 8 -7 5 b -6 3 -5 1 -3 0 [02:51] Sign (Top)     Cut-Tongue [02:52] Sign (Top Left)     Cut-Tongue [02:53] ---     m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 [02:53] ---     m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 [02:53] Sign (Top Right)     What differences     can you spot between     these 2 pictures? [02:55] Meisaku     He really does love quizzes. [02:56] Sweets/Sign     He'd stake his life on a quiz, that's Cut-Tongue     He lost in a competition then cut out his tongue [02:59] Tsurukou     That's way too extreme! [03:01] Sweets/Sign     Lost Property Fairy goes pickin' up lost property     'Cause of her job, people think she's annoyin', like properly [03:01] Sign (Top)     m -2 0 l 130 0 b 133 0 137 2 138 5 b 139 7 139 11 138 13 b 137 15 136 17 132 18 l -1 18 b -4 18 -6 17 -7 14 b -8 11 -8 8 -7 5 b -6 3 -5 1 -3 0 [03:01] Sign (Top)     Lost Property Fairy [03:02] Sign (Top)     Lost Property Fairy [03:05] Nokio     That's not a nice thing to say. [03:06] Sweets/Sign     Lost Property Fairy picks it all up, even things that are scummy     A mushroom she picked up once gave her an upset tummy [03:10] Tsurukou     Well, what were you expecting? [03:11] Sweets/Sign     Dasaku Metsuda loves those trash story vibes     When he sees a classic tale, he breaks out in hives [03:11] Sign (Top)     m -2 0 l 130 0 b 133 0 137 2 138 5 b 139 7 139 11 138 13 b 137 15 136 17 132 18 l -1 18 b -4 18 -6 17 -7 14 b -8 11 -8 8 -7 5 b -6 3 -5 1 -3 0 [03:11] Sign (Top)     Dasaku Metsuda [03:15] Meisaku     Why's that? [03:15] Sweets/Sign     Dasaku Metsuda's a real trash connoisseur     Trash makes him happy and smiley, and he's into it, yessir! [03:20] Meisaku     Seriously, how much does      he love trash stories? [03:24] Sweets     Yeah! Brrrap brrrap brrrap! [03:26] Meisaku     Don't "brrrap brrrap" us! [03:27] Tsurukou     Well, I guess it has helped you     remember your friends' names. [03:30] Sweets     That's right! [03:31] Sweets     Now that I remember everyone's names,     I love this school even more than before! [03:35] Sweets     Yup... [03:36] Sweets     Toothbrush Elementary rules! [03:37] Mei/Nok/Tsu     That's not its name! [03:39] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E227 - Daddy-Long-Ears Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:06] Sweets     Meisaku-kun! [00:07] Sweets     Let's play! [00:09] Sign     Episode 227     Daddy-Long-Ears [00:10] Meisaku     You don't have to shout. I'm right here. [00:12] Musubi     Ah, whatever. Let's go play! [00:14] Meisaku     Sounds good. [00:15] Meisaku     Hm? What's this? [00:17] Mei     Delivery! [00:18] Meisaku     A delivery? Did this come for you, Mei? [00:20] Mei     Open! [00:22] Bolt     A notebook and pencils. [00:23] Sweets     Meisaku, did you buy these? [00:24] Meisaku     Nope, it wasn't me. [00:26] Musubi     Wait, does that mean     you didn't pay for them? [00:29] Bolt     Meisaku. [00:30] Bolt     You've done it now. [00:31] Swe/Bol/Mus     Hey, police officer! [00:33] Meisaku     I didn't do anything! [00:34] Musubi     The suspect always says they didn't do it. [00:37] Bolt     Yup, we'll have to call the cops. [00:39] Bolt     Superintendent General! [00:40] Meisaku     Don't call the chief of police. [00:41] Meisaku     I mean it. I didn't do anything. [00:43] Mei     Letter! [00:45] Meisaku     Oh, you're right. It came with a letter. [00:47] Meisaku     Let's see... [00:48] Meisaku/Sign     "Dear Mei-chan. I am your sponsor." [00:48] Meisaku/Sign     Dear Mei-chan. [00:48] Meisaku/Sign     I am your sponsor. [00:48] Meisaku/Sign     For the time being, I shall refer to myself [00:48] Meisaku/Sign     as "Daddy-Long-Ears." [00:51] Sweets     Wonder who it is. [00:52] Meisaku/Sign     Dear Mei-chan. [00:52] Meisaku/Sign     I am your sponsor. [00:52] Meisaku/Sign     For the time being, I shall refer to myself [00:52] Meisaku/Sign     as "Daddy-Long-Ears." [00:52] Meisaku     "For the time being, I shall refer     to myself as 'Daddy-Long-Ears.'" [00:52] Meisaku/Sign     I am sending you this notebook and pencils. [00:53] Meisaku/Sign     I am sending you this notebook and pencils. [00:53] Meisaku/Sign     Dear Mei-chan. [00:53] Meisaku/Sign     I am your sponsor. [00:53] Meisaku/Sign     For the time being, I shall refer to myself [00:53] Meisaku/Sign     as "Daddy-Long-Ears." [00:55] Musubi     Daddy-Long-Ears? [00:56] Meisaku     "I am sending you this notebook and pencils.     I hope you will use them to write lots and lots." [00:56] Meisaku/Sign     Dear Mei-chan. [00:56] Meisaku/Sign     I am your sponsor. [00:56] Meisaku/Sign     For the time being, I shall refer to myself [00:56] Meisaku/Sign     as "Daddy-Long-Ears." [00:56] Meisaku/Sign     I am sending you this notebook and pencils. [00:56] Meisaku/Sign     I hope you will use them to write lots and lots. [00:56] Meisaku/Sign     The only thing I ask in return is: [00:56] Meisaku/Sign     Would you mind writing me a letter every week? [01:00] Meisaku/Sign     For the time being, I shall refer to myself [01:00] Meisaku/Sign     as "Daddy-Long-Ears." [01:00] Meisaku/Sign     I am sending you this notebook and pencils. [01:00] Meisaku/Sign     I hope you will use them to write lots and lots. [01:00] Meisaku/Sign     The only thing I ask in return is: [01:00] Meisaku/Sign     Would you mind writing me a letter every week? [01:00] Meisaku     "The only thing I ask in return is: Would you      mind writing me a letter every week?" it says. [01:01] Meisaku/Sign     For the time being, I shall refer to myself [01:01] Meisaku/Sign     as "Daddy-Long-Ears." [01:01] Meisaku/Sign     I am sending you this notebook and pencils. [01:01] Meisaku/Sign     I hope you will use them to write lots and lots. [01:01] Meisaku/Sign     The only thing I ask in return is: [01:01] Meisaku/Sign     Would you mind writing me a letter every week? [01:02] Meisaku/Sign     For the time being, I shall refer to myself [01:02] Meisaku/Sign     as "Daddy-Long-Ears." [01:02] Meisaku/Sign     I am sending you this notebook and pencils. [01:02] Meisaku/Sign     I hope you will use them to write lots and lots. [01:02] Meisaku/Sign     The only thing I ask in return is: [01:02] Meisaku/Sign     Would you mind writing me a letter every week? [01:03] Meisaku/Sign     as "Daddy-Long-Ears." [01:03] Meisaku/Sign     I am sending you this notebook and pencils. [01:03] Meisaku/Sign     I hope you will use them to write lots and lots. [01:03] Meisaku/Sign     The only thing I ask in return is: [01:03] Meisaku/Sign     Would you mind writing me a letter every week? [01:05] Mei     Lucky! [01:07] Bolt     This is similar to that one classic tale... [01:09] Sweets     Which classic tale? [01:11] Bolt     Daddy-Long-Legs. [01:11] Sign     Daddy-Long-Legs [01:11] Sign     Daddy-Long-Legs [01:14] Meisaku     It's not a horror story! [01:16] Meisaku     Daddy-Long-Legs is about a girl who      receives a monetary gift to go to college [01:16] Sign     Daddy-Long-Legs [01:20] Meisaku     in exchange for writing a monthly letter to     someone calling himself "Daddy-Long-Legs." [01:24] Musubi     Huh. [01:25] Musubi     Receiving a gift and writing letters     is similar to what's going on here. [01:28] Meisaku     But Mei can't write letters yet. [01:31] Mei     Silky! [01:31] Sign     I want to eat croquettes [01:32] Musubi     Hey, it seems like she can     dictate what's on her mind! [01:35] Meisaku     I didn't know she could do that! [01:38] Meisaku     Plus, the penmanship's incredible! [01:38] Sign     I want to eat croquettes [01:40] Meisaku     She's a genius! [01:41] Musubi     Well, it is neat, but it looks      like one of those printed fonts. [01:44] Bolt     No nuance of handwriting. [01:46] Meisaku     She's a genius! [01:49] Sign (Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:49] Sign (Right)     Peach Boy [01:49] Sign (Left)     A Classic [01:49] Sign (Left)     Tale A Day [01:49] Mei     Done! [01:51] Meisaku     You finished the letter to     Daddy-Long-Ears, huh? Can you read it out? [01:55] Meisaku     Oh, I guess you can write but you can't read. [01:55] Sign (Left)     A Classic [01:55] Sign (Left)     Tale A Day [01:55] Sign (Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:55] Sign (Right)     Peach Boy [01:57] Musubi     In that case, I'll read it for you. [01:59] Musubi     "Today was Sports Day at my preschool,     which I'd been looking forward to a lot." [01:59] Sign     Something happened right after the events started. [01:59] Sign     One of the male neighbors [01:59] Sign     Today was Sports Day at my preschool, [01:59] Sign     which I'd been looking forward to a lot. [02:03] Meisaku     Right. [02:04] Musubi     "Something happened right      after the events started." [02:04] Sign     Today was Sports Day at my preschool, [02:04] Sign     which I'd been looking forward to a lot. [02:04] Sign     Something happened right after the events started. [02:04] Sign     One of the male neighbors [02:04] Sign     came out yelling, [02:04] Sign     "Those kids' voices are grating!" [02:06] Musubi     "One of the male neighbors came out     yelling, 'Those kids' voices are grating!'" [02:07] Sign     which I'd been looking forward to a lot. [02:07] Sign     Something happened right after the events started. [02:07] Sign     One of the male neighbors [02:07] Sign     came out yelling, [02:07] Sign     "Those kids' voices are grating!" [02:09] Sign     Something happened right after the events started. [02:09] Sign     One of the male neighbors [02:09] Sign     came out yelling, [02:09] Sign     "Those kids' voices are grating!" [02:09] Sign     Does he think he never caused [02:09] Sign     Something happened right after the events started. [02:09] Sign     One of the male neighbors [02:09] Sign     came out yelling, [02:09] Sign     "Those kids' voices are grating!" [02:09] Sign     Does he think he never caused [02:11] Meisaku     Huh? [02:11] Musubi     "Does he think he never caused trouble      for others when he was growing up?" [02:11] Sign     Something happened right after the events started. [02:11] Sign     One of the male neighbors [02:11] Sign     came out yelling, [02:11] Sign     Does he think he never caused [02:11] Sign     trouble for others [02:11] Sign     when he was growing up? [02:11] Sign     Everyone is a child [02:11] Sign     at some point in their lives... [02:11] Sign     "Those kids' voices are grating!" [02:15] Sign     trouble for others [02:15] Sign     when he was growing up? [02:15] Sign     Everyone is a child [02:15] Sign     at some point in their lives... [02:15] Sign     That's how the battle between me [02:15] Sign     and Neighbor Man started. [02:15] Sign     Does he think he never caused [02:16] Musubi     "Everyone is a child at     some point in their lives..." [02:18] Sign     when he was growing up? [02:18] Sign     Everyone is a child [02:18] Sign     at some point in their lives... [02:18] Sign     That's how the battle between me [02:18] Sign     and Neighbor Man started. [02:18] Sign     trouble for others [02:19] Musubi     "That's how the battle between     me and Neighbor Man started." [02:19] Sign     when he was growing up? [02:19] Sign     Everyone is a child [02:19] Sign     at some point in their lives... [02:19] Sign     That's how the battle between me [02:19] Sign     and Neighbor Man started. [02:21] Sign     Everyone is a child [02:21] Sign     at some point in their lives... [02:21] Sign     That's how the battle between me [02:21] Sign     and Neighbor Man started. [02:21] Sign     when he was growing up? [02:22] Sign     Everyone is a child [02:22] Sign     at some point in their lives... [02:22] Sign     That's how the battle between me [02:22] Sign     and Neighbor Man started. [02:22] Meisaku     I didn't see that coming! [02:22] Sign (Left)     A Classic [02:22] Sign (Left)     Tale A Day [02:22] Sign (Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:22] Sign (Right)     Peach Boy [02:24] Mei     No good? [02:25] Meisaku     I wouldn't say that, but next time,     write about something more childlike. [02:25] Sign (Left)     A Classic [02:25] Sign (Left)     Tale A Day [02:25] Sign (Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:25] Sign (Right)     Peach Boy [02:30] Bolt     It's ridiculous to expect     a child to be childlike. [02:30] Sign (Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:30] Sign (Right)     Peach Boy [02:33] Musubi     Anything a child does is      naturally childlike, I'd say. [02:36] Meisaku     Y-You can all shut up now. [02:36] Sign (Left)     A Classic [02:36] Sign (Left)     Tale A Day [02:36] Sign (Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:36] Sign (Right)     Peach Boy [02:39] Musubi     Delivery for you! [02:40] Sweets     A letter and more stationery     from Daddy-Long-Ears! [02:43] Meisaku     Why are you delivering them? [02:43] Sign (Left)     A Classic [02:43] Sign (Left)     Tale A Day [02:43] Sign (Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:43] Sign (Right)     Peach Boy [02:45] Musubi     As we were here, we looked in     your mailbox and grabbed 'em. [02:48] Meisaku     From now on, don't go in our mailbox. [02:49] Musubi     Let's see here... [02:49] Meisaku/Sign     Dear Mei-chan. [02:49] Meisaku/Sign     Thank you for your wonderful letter. [02:49] Meisaku/Sign     I never expected it to be 400 pages long. [02:50] Musubi     "Dear Mei-chan. Thank you     for your wonderful letter." [02:51] Meisaku/Sign     Dear Mei-chan. [02:51] Meisaku/Sign     Thank you for your wonderful letter. [02:51] Meisaku/Sign     I never expected it to be 400 pages long. [02:53] Meisaku/Sign     Dear Mei-chan. [02:53] Meisaku/Sign     Thank you for your wonderful letter. [02:53] Meisaku/Sign     I never expected it to be 400 pages long. [02:53] Musubi     "I never expected it to be 400 pages long." [02:54] Meisaku/Sign     Dear Mei-chan. [02:54] Meisaku/Sign     Thank you for your wonderful letter. [02:54] Meisaku/Sign     I never expected it to be 400 pages long. [02:55] Meisaku     That's a lot of pages!     You wrote that much afterward? [02:58] Meisaku/Sign     Dear Mei-chan. [02:58] Meisaku/Sign     Thank you for your wonderful letter. [02:58] Meisaku/Sign     I never expected it to be 400 pages long. [02:58] Meisaku/Sign     It was a real tour de force, delving into societal problems [02:58] Meisaku/Sign     like the waiting lists for preschool places [02:58] Meisaku/Sign     and the amount of food waste. [02:58] Musubi     "It was a real tour de force,     delving into societal problems [03:00] Meisaku/Sign     Thank you for your wonderful letter. [03:00] Meisaku/Sign     I never expected it to be 400 pages long. [03:00] Meisaku/Sign     It was a real tour de force, delving into societal problems [03:00] Meisaku/Sign     like the waiting lists for preschool places [03:00] Meisaku/Sign     and the amount of food waste. [03:01] Musubi     like the waiting lists for preschool      places and the amount of food waste." [03:02] Meisaku/Sign     I never expected it to be 400 pages long. [03:02] Meisaku/Sign     It was a real tour de force, delving into societal problems [03:02] Meisaku/Sign     like the waiting lists for preschool places [03:02] Meisaku/Sign     and the amount of food waste. [03:03] Meisaku/Sign     I never expected it to be 400 pages long. [03:03] Meisaku/Sign     It was a real tour de force, delving into societal problems [03:03] Meisaku/Sign     like the waiting lists for preschool places [03:03] Meisaku/Sign     and the amount of food waste. [03:04] Bolt     The content's heavy, too. [03:05] Mei     Reply! [03:06] Musubi     "Daddy-Long-Ears, as always,     thank you for the notebook and pencils." [03:06] Sign     Daddy-Long-Ears, as always, [03:06] Sign     thank you for the notebook and pencils. [03:06] Sign     I also appreciated the bookstore gift card. [03:06] Sign     I'll definitely play with it. [03:09] Musubi     "I also appreciated the bookstore gift card." [03:09] Sign     Daddy-Long-Ears, as always, [03:09] Sign     thank you for the notebook and pencils. [03:09] Sign     I also appreciated the bookstore gift card. [03:09] Sign     I'll definitely play with it. [03:11] Meisaku     So he sent a gift card, too. [03:13] Musubi     "I'll definitely play with it." [03:13] Sign     Daddy-Long-Ears, as always, [03:13] Sign     thank you for the notebook and pencils. [03:13] Sign     I also appreciated the bookstore gift card. [03:13] Sign     I'll definitely play with it. [03:13] Sign     I wonder... What are you like? [03:13] Sign     Daddy-Long-Ears, as always, [03:13] Sign     thank you for the notebook and pencils. [03:13] Sign     I also appreciated the bookstore gift card. [03:13] Sign     I'll definitely play with it. [03:13] Sign     I wonder... What are you like? [03:14] Sign     Daddy-Long-Ears, as always, [03:14] Sign     thank you for the notebook and pencils. [03:14] Sign     I also appreciated the bookstore gift card. [03:14] Sign     I'll definitely play with it. [03:14] Sign     I wonder... What are you like? [03:14] Meisaku     Buy books with it! [03:15] Musubi     "I wonder... What you are like?" [03:15] Sign     Daddy-Long-Ears, as always, [03:15] Sign     thank you for the notebook and pencils. [03:15] Sign     I also appreciated the bookstore gift card. [03:15] Sign     I'll definitely play with it. [03:15] Sign     I wonder... What are you like? [03:15] Sign     I'll include a picture I drew [03:15] Sign     of what I think you look like. [03:17] Musubi     "I'll include a picture I drew     of what I think you look like." [03:19] Sign     Daddy-Long-Ears [03:21] Meisaku     It's nice to receive a picture from a child. [03:23] Sign     I'm including it because [03:23] Sign     I know adults like that kind of stuff. [03:23] Musubi     "I'm including it because I know      adults like that kind of stuff." [03:25] Meisaku     Don't actually write that. [03:28] Sign (Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:28] Sign (Right)     Peach Boy [03:28] Sign (Left)     A Classic [03:28] Sign (Left)     Tale A Day [03:29] Meisaku     You got a reply from Daddy-Long-Ears. [03:31] Mei     Yay! [03:32] Musubi     I'm here to read it for you. [03:34] Bolt/Sweets     And we're here to listen to it for you. [03:35] Meisaku     That isn't necessary. [03:35] Sign (Left)     A Classic [03:35] Sign (Left)     Tale A Day [03:35] Sign (Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:35] Sign (Right)     Peach Boy [03:36] Musubi     "Thank you for your letter. Please make     sure you take care not to catch a cold." [03:36] Sign     Thank you for your letter. [03:36] Sign     Please make sure you take care not to catch a cold. [03:36] Sign     I've recently started [03:40] Sign     Thank you for your letter. [03:40] Sign     Please make sure you take care not to catch a cold. [03:40] Sign     I've recently started [03:40] Sign     washing my hands myself. [03:40] Musubi     "I've recently started     washing my hands myself." [03:41] Sign     Thank you for your letter. [03:41] Sign     Please make sure you take care not to catch a cold. [03:41] Sign     I've recently started [03:41] Sign     washing my hands myself. [03:42] Meisaku     You didn't up till now? [03:42] Sign     Thank you for your letter. [03:42] Sign     Please make sure you take care not to catch a cold. [03:42] Sign     I've recently started [03:42] Sign     washing my hands myself. [03:44] Musubi     "There's a new place that specializes     in doing perms near to where I live." [03:44] Sign     Thank you for your letter. [03:44] Sign     Please make sure you take care not to catch a cold. [03:44] Sign     I've recently started [03:44] Sign     washing my hands myself. [03:44] Sign     There's a new place that specializes [03:44] Sign     in doing perms near to where I live. [03:44] Sign     I hope that, one day, [03:44] Sign     I'll be able to take you there. [03:47] Sign     I've recently started [03:47] Sign     washing my hands myself. [03:47] Sign     There's a new place that specializes [03:47] Sign     in doing perms near to where I live. [03:47] Sign     I hope that, one day, [03:47] Sign     I'll be able to take you there. [03:47] Musubi     "I hope that, one day,     I'll be able to take you there." [03:48] Sign     I've recently started [03:48] Sign     washing my hands myself. [03:48] Sign     There's a new place that specializes [03:48] Sign     in doing perms near to where I live. [03:48] Sign     I hope that, one day, [03:48] Sign     I'll be able to take you there. [03:49] Sign     I've recently started [03:49] Sign     washing my hands myself. [03:49] Sign     There's a new place that specializes [03:49] Sign     in doing perms near to where I live. [03:49] Sign     I hope that, one day, [03:49] Sign     I'll be able to take you there. [03:50] Meisaku     Don't try to perm Mei's hair. [03:51] Bolt     His letters are always pretty weird. [03:51] Sign (Left)     A Classic [03:51] Sign (Left)     Tale A Day [03:51] Sign (Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:51] Sign (Right)     Peach Boy [03:53] Sweets     Who exactly is this Daddy-Long-Ears? [03:56] Musubi     The sender's address might     hold some kind of clue. [03:59] Meisaku     Oh, true. [04:00] Bolt     Let's see... [04:00] Sign     The North               Wind and               the Sun [04:01] Bolt     "1-1-3, The Moon." [04:01] Sign     1-1-3, The Moon [04:01] Sign     Daddy-Long-Ears [04:03] Meisaku     The Moon?! [04:03] Sign (Left)     A Classic [04:03] Sign (Left)     Tale A Day [04:03] Sign (Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [04:03] Sign (Right)     Peach Boy [04:04] Meisaku     They're from a guy who lives on the Moon?! [04:06] Sweets     Rabbits must've sent Mei      letters to support her, huh? [04:09] Sign (Left)     A Classic [04:09] Sign (Left)     Tale A Day [04:09] Sign (Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [04:09] Sign (Right)     Peach Boy [04:09] Mei     Mei write thank-you note! [04:10] Meisaku     Good idea. I'm sure the     Moon people will like that. [04:13] Mei     Silky! [04:14] Musubi     Okay, I'll read it out. [04:14] Sign (Left)     A Classic [04:14] Sign (Left)     Tale A Day [04:14] Sign (Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [04:14] Sign (Right)     Peach Boy [04:16] Musubi     Let's see here... [04:16] Sign     Thank you, everyone on the moon. [04:16] Sign     I think I'll stay on Earth [04:16] Sign     for a little while longer. [04:16] Sign     But that doesn't mean [04:17] Musubi     "Thank you, everyone on the Moon. I think     I'll stay on Earth for a little while longer." [04:17] Sign     Thank you, everyone on the moon. [04:17] Sign     I think I'll stay on Earth [04:17] Sign     for a little while longer. [04:17] Sign     But that doesn't mean [04:17] Sign     I've forgotten about you. [04:21] Sign     Thank you, everyone on the moon. [04:21] Sign     I think I'll stay on Earth [04:21] Sign     for a little while longer. [04:21] Sign     But that doesn't mean [04:21] Sign     I've forgotten about you. [04:21] Musubi     "But that doesn't mean     I've forgotten about you." [04:23] Sign     Thank you, everyone on the moon. [04:23] Sign     I think I'll stay on Earth [04:23] Sign     for a little while longer. [04:23] Sign     But that doesn't mean [04:23] Sign     I've forgotten about you. [04:24] Meisaku     Mei, you're so kind. [04:24] Sign (Left)     A Classic [04:24] Sign (Left)     Tale A Day [04:24] Sign (Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [04:24] Sign (Right)     Peach Boy [04:26] Musubi     "I wrote that because     I know you'll like that stuff." [04:26] Sign     I wrote that because [04:26] Sign     I know you'll like that stuff. [04:28] Meisaku     Don't actually write that! [04:28] Sign (Left)     A Classic [04:28] Sign (Left)     Tale A Day [04:28] Sign (Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [04:28] Sign (Right)     Peach Boy [04:32] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E228 - Tsurukou's Travels (Fake) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:05] Sign     Episode 228     Tsurukou's Travels (Fake) [00:06] Tsurukou     Finally finished. [00:07] Meisaku     Hm? Finished what? [00:09] Tsurukou     Behold! Tsurukou's Travels! [00:09] Sign     Tsurukou's Travels [00:12] Meisaku     "Tsurukou's Travels"? [00:13] Sign     Tsurukou's Travels [00:13] Tsurukou     Every adventure I had while traveling     the world on a ship is recorded in here! [00:16] Sign     Tsurukou's Travels [00:18] Meisaku     Wow, traveling the world on a ship, huh? [00:21] Meisaku     Wait, the world?! You went      on such an epic adventure?! [00:24] Tsurukou     I didn't. [00:25] Meisaku     You didn't? [00:26] Tsurukou     I played in the neighborhood. [00:27] Meisaku     Oh, in the neighborhood, huh? [00:29] Meisaku     So that book's a big lie.     It's not a travel book at all. [00:32] Tsurukou     It's fine that it's a big lie. [00:35] Tsurukou     Don't you know the classic     tale of Gulliver's Travels? [00:36] Sign     Gulliver's Travels [00:36] Sign     Gulliver's Travels [00:37] Meisaku     Hm? Of course I do. [00:39] Sign     Gulliver's     Travels [00:39] Meisaku     The protagonist, Gulliver,      writes about his travels [00:41] Meisaku     to the lands of giants      and little people, right? [00:43] Tsurukou     Close, but not quite. [00:45] Tsurukou     More precisely, [00:46] Tsurukou     the protagonist, Gulliver,     writes about his travels [00:46] Sign     Gulliver's     Travels [00:48] Tsurukou     to the lands of giants      and little people... [00:50] Tsurukou     as if he was a real person. [00:50] Sign     As if [00:50] Sign     As if [00:52] Meisaku     Yeah, true. Gulliver's     Travels is a fictional story. [00:57] Tsurukou     When I learned about this trick,     here's what I thought: [01:00] Tsurukou     "So anything goes, huh?" [01:01] Meisaku     Well, I wouldn't say anything... [01:03] Tsurukou     So I'll now read aloud from      this fake travel book I wrote [01:05] Tsurukou     without setting foot outside my house. [01:07] Tsurukou     Please listen! [01:08] Meisaku     Uh, make it nice and short then, okay? [01:11] Sign     fad(1,1000)\an7\bord0\shad0\fscx92\blur0.4\fs12\c&H060907&\pos(120,33.334)}One day in February          I sailed out in search of adventure.     You don't need a reason to be on an     adventure.     All you need to know is that it is     out there, waiting for you. [01:11] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:12] Tsurukou     One day in February, I sailed*     out in search of adventure. [01:15] Tsurukou     You don't need a reason     to be on an adventure. [01:17] Tsurukou     All you need to know is that     it is out there, waiting for you. [01:20] Meisaku     Pretentious coming from someone     who didn't even leave the house. [01:23] Tsurukou     As per usual, I give my crew a pep talk. [01:24] Sign     As per usual, I give     my crew a pep talk [01:27] Tsurukou     Okay, lads! Put your backs into it! [01:30] Swe/Bol/Nok     Aye aye, sir! [01:31] Meisaku     Oh, Bolt and the others are in it, too. [01:33] Tsurukou     Roll call time, lads! [01:35] Nokio     My name's Nokio. I'm this ship's cook. [01:38] Nokio     My specialty's seasoned rice,     and my favorite food's seasoned rice! [01:42] Meisaku     You suck as a cook. [01:43] Bolt     My name's Bolt. I'm in     charge of powering this ship. [01:46] Bolt     Which means I swim behind      the boat and push it! [01:49] Meisaku     Sounds like hard work. [01:50] Sweets     My name's Sweets. I'm a stowaway on this ship! [01:54] Meisaku     Then he's not part of the crew. [01:55] Nokio     My name's Nokio. [01:57] Nokio     And now for roll call round two! [01:59] Meisaku     One round's enough. [02:01] Tsurukou     Listen up, lads! Our first     destination is the Land of Giants. [02:03] Sign     The Land of Giants [02:03] Sign     The Land of Giants [02:05] Meisaku     Oh, that shows up in Gulliver's Travels, too. [02:07] Sweets     Is everything giant in the Land of Giants? [02:10] Tsurukou     That's right! [02:10] Tsurukou     They sell 2kg apple pies, [02:10] Sign     Apple Pies That Weigh 2kg [02:10] Sign     Apple Pies That Weigh 2kg [02:12] Tsurukou     and blocks of meat so huge,     a whole family can't finish 'em. [02:12] Sign     Blocks of Meat a Family Can't Finish [02:12] Sign     Blocks of Meat a Family Can't Finish [02:15] Meisaku     Sounds more like a wholesale store. [02:16] Tsurukou     Blocks of meat, here we come! [02:19] Swe/Bol/Nok     Aye aye, sir! [02:21] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:21] Sign     One day in February          We finally made landfall     in the Land of Giants. [02:22] Tsurukou     One day in February, we finally     made landfall in the Land of Giants. [02:26] Nokio     So this is the Land of Giants, huh? [02:29] Sweets     Hey, look. There's a giant... [02:31] Sweets     pygmy marmoset! [02:31] Sign     Pygmy Marmoset [02:31] Sign     Pygmy Marmoset [02:33] Meisaku     A pygmy marmoset? What's that? [02:36] Bolt     It's well over 30cm. [02:37] Bolt     Even the wild animals are     huge in the Land of Giants. [02:40] Meisaku     But I don't know how big regular ones are. [02:42] Nokio     Look, there's a Barbados     threadsnake that's about 40cm! [02:44] Sign     Barbados Threadsnake [02:44] Sign     Barbados Threadsnake [02:45] Bolt     That tropical screech owl over     there is roughly 50cm tall! [02:47] Sign     Tropical Screech Owl [02:47] Sign     Tropical Screech Owl [02:48] Meisaku     But what are their regular sizes?! [02:51] Sweets     It's so amazing, Captain! [02:52] Tsurukou     Regardless of their sizes,     there are a lot of rare animals here. [02:55] Meisaku     I'm more curious about that, too. [02:57] Musubi     I'm from this island,     so they're not rare to me. [03:00] Musubi     But we do have a different     ecosystem from other islands. [03:03] Tsurukou     Is that so, Mr. Guide? [03:04] Meisaku     So ginormous! Why aren't you all surprised?! [03:08] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:08] Sign     One day in February          We arrived in Lilliput,     where everything was tiny. [03:09] Tsurukou     One day in February, we arrived in     Lilliput, where everything was tiny. [03:14] Meisaku     The same thing happened      in Gulliver's Travels. [03:15] Sign (Red)     m 0 0 l 100 12 100 100 0 100 [03:15] Sign (Red)     m 0 0 l 100 25 100 110 0 100 [03:15] Sign (Red)     Charcoal BBQ [03:15] Sign (Yellow)     Ushigama-ya [03:16] Bolt     Everything in this country is small. [03:18] Nokio     But how small are they, Captain? [03:20] Sign     Humans [03:20] Sign     Humans [03:20] Tsurukou     The people here are     about a tenth of our size. [03:23] Tsurukou     The cars are about a fifth. [03:23] Sign     Cars [03:23] Sign     Cars [03:24] Tsurukou     Most of the buildings are     a quarter of the size, but... [03:24] Sign     Buildings [03:24] Sign     Buildings [03:26] Tsurukou     the BBQ restaurants are nearer two-thirds. [03:26] Sign     BBQ Restaurants [03:26] Sign     BBQ Restaurants [03:26] Sign (Red)     m 0 0 l 100 12 100 104 00 100 [03:26] Sign (Red)     m 0 0 l 100 25 100 110 0 100 [03:26] Sign (Red)     Charcoal BBQ [03:26] Sign (Yellow)     Ushigama-ya [03:28] Sign (Red)     m 0 0 l 100 12 100 100 0 100 [03:28] Sign (Red)     m 0 0 l 100 25 100 110 0 100 [03:28] Sign (Red)     Charcoal BBQ [03:28] Sign (Yellow)     Ushigama-ya [03:28] Meisaku     The balance of the sizes is all off. [03:30] Sign     Hoodies [03:30] Sign     Hoodies [03:30] Tsurukou     Oh, and the hoodies are about      one ninth the size of ours, [03:33] Tsurukou     so hoodies look even     bigger on people here! [03:33] Sign (Red)     m 0 0 l 100 12 100 100 0 100 [03:33] Sign (Red)     m 0 0 l 100 25 100 110 0 100 [03:33] Sign (Red)     Charcoal BBQ [03:33] Sign (Yellow)     Ushigama-ya [03:36] Sweets     Wearing oversized hoodies      is totally in, huh? [03:38] Meisaku     Like I care. [03:40] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:40] Sign     One day in February           Would you believe it?     We arrived at the Flying Island. [03:41] Tsurukou     One day in February, would you believe     it? We arrived at the Flying Island. [03:46] Meisaku     A flying island shows up     in Gulliver's Travels, too. [03:49] Nokio     Here we are on the Flying Island! [03:52] Sweets     You mean the island itself is flying? [03:54] Tsurukou     Exactly! [03:55] Tsurukou     It floats about 25cm above the surface. [03:57] Meisaku     I wouldn't call that "flying"! [04:00] Sign     Tsurukou's Travels [04:01] Tsurukou     So what did you think of Tsurukou's Travels? [04:04] Meisaku     Well, it was interesting, [04:05] Meisaku     but maybe you should write about facts     if you want to call it a travel book? [04:09] Tsurukou     Huh? [04:10] Tsurukou     But if I have to write about     stuff that actually happened, [04:12] Tsurukou     all I have is that time I went to that kingdom      at the bottom of the sea to dig up treasure. [04:16] Meisaku     I want to read that! [04:19] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E229 - The Ultimate Magic Spell: Soovooooveneer Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:05] Sign     Episode 229     The Ultimate Magic Spell: Soovooooveneer [00:06] Meisaku     We made it to the Demon King's     castle in the Isekai Kingdom. [00:08] Tsurukou     Finally. The final boss battle. [00:10] Meisaku     You ready, guys? [00:11] Musubi     I've saved up some recovery items for this. [00:14] Nokio     I conserved my MP. [00:16] Sweets     I learned a new spell     when I leveled up earlier. [00:19] Bolt     That's reassuring to hear as     we go into the final battle. [00:22] Nokio     Yeah, Sweets. After all, your magic... [00:25] Nokio     hasn't helped us once! [00:26] Musubi     Wait, you're a mage?! [00:28] Tsurukou     But you've never even used     magic before, have you? [00:30] Sweets     Well, I do know magic, but the spells     are difficult to say, so I can't use them. [00:34] Nokio     "Difficult to say"? What the hell? [00:36] Musubi     Use 'em properly! [00:37] Meisaku     So what spells did you learn? [00:40] Sweets     These ones. [00:40] Sign (Top)     Magic [00:40] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soove [00:40] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Woove [00:40] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovebenia [00:40] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Sooveneer [00:40] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovoobenia [00:40] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovoooovenia [00:40] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovooooveneer [00:40] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovoooovooveneer [00:40] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Heel [00:41] Nokio     Let's see here... "Soo-voo-voo-veneer"? [00:45] Bolt     Isn't it "oo-voooo-veneer"? [00:47] Musubi     Hm? It's "oo-voo-oo-voo," right? [00:49] Tsurukou     Well, there's a total of three "oo"s and two "v"s,      with the last "v" being part of "veneer," [00:49] Sign     Soovooooveneer [00:53] Tsurukou     so it's "oo-voo-oo-veneer." [00:53] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:53] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:54] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:54] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:55] Musubi     Oh, you're right. I see now. [00:57] Meisaku     It really is difficult to say. [00:59] Nokio     What does this spell do? [00:59] Sign (Top)     Magic [00:59] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soove [00:59] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Woove [00:59] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovebenia [00:59] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Sooveneer [00:59] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovoobenia [00:59] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovoooovenia [00:59] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovooooveneer [00:59] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovoooovooveneer [00:59] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Heel [01:00] Sweets     Um, its effects are random. [01:00] Sign (Top)     Magic [01:00] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovooooveneer [01:00] Sign (3 Lines)     Effects are random [01:00] Sign (3 Lines)     It is the ultimate spell that may cause [01:00] Sign (3 Lines)     something good or something bad to happen [01:02] Sweets     It's the ultimate spell that may cause     something good or something bad to happen. [01:07] Tsurukou     Sounds like a real trump card. [01:09] Meisaku     Maybe you should try to remember      that one. It is the ultimate spell. [01:12] Sweets     Okay! I'll do lines to memorize it! [01:14] Nokio     This is kinda like spelling drills, huh? [01:17] Tsurukou     I don't think this is what     "Learn Spell" means in RPGs. [01:20] Sweets     I learned it! Now I can use it anytime. [01:23] Bolt     You sure? [01:24] Sweets     Just watch! [01:25] Sweets     "Soovooooveneer"! [01:27] Meisaku     Wait! Don't use it now! [01:27] Sign     Sweets used Soovooooveneer [01:29] Sweets     Whoops. [01:30] Sign     Attack and the chance     of precipitation     increased by 20%! [01:30] Bolt     "Attack and the chance of     precipitation increased by 20%"? [01:33] Meisaku     "The chance of precipitation"? [01:35] Sweets     You never know what the effect's gonna be. [01:37] Nokio     Isn't there anything better? [01:38] Sweets     There's a healing spell. It's this one. [01:38] Sign (Top)     Magic [01:38] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soove [01:38] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Woove [01:38] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovebenia [01:38] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Sooveneer [01:38] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovoobenia [01:38] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovoooovenia [01:38] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovooooveneer [01:38] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovoooovooveneer [01:38] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Heel [01:40] Musubi     Isn't it the same as the last one? [01:42] Sign (Bottom)     Soovooooveneer [01:42] Sign (Top)     Soovoooovenia [01:42] Meisaku     Oh, one ends in "eer"      and the other ends in "ia." [01:43] Sign (Bottom)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:44] Sign (Bottom)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [01:45] Tsurukou     That slight change in pronunciation      makes all the difference, huh? So confusing. [01:49] Bolt     I'm injured, so please heal me. [01:51] Sweets     Ready? [01:52] Sweets     "Soovooooveneer"! [01:55] Sign     Sweets used Soovooooveneer [01:55] Nokio     Hey! You used the one ending "eer"! [01:57] Musubi     That's the ultimate spell! [01:59] Sweets     Oh, yikes. [02:00] Sign     Nokio's Agility and today's      temperature decrease     significantly! [02:00] Nokio     My Agility decreased significantly! [02:02] Bolt     And so did today's temperature. [02:04] Musubi     I'm cold. [02:05] Meisaku     You really never know what's gonna happen. [02:07] Nokio     Isn't there a spell that'll restore my Agility? [02:10] Sweets     This spell is a status restore. [02:10] Sign (Top)     Magic [02:10] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soove [02:10] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Woove [02:10] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovebenia [02:10] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Sooveneer [02:10] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovoobenia [02:10] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovoooovenia [02:10] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovooooveneer [02:10] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovoooovooveneer [02:10] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Heel [02:12] Tsurukou     "Soo-voo-oo-voo-veneer." [02:12] Sign     Soovoooovooveneer [02:14] Meisaku     Man, I give up. [02:16] Sweets     Ready? [02:17] Sweets     "Soovooooveneer"! [02:20] Sign     Sweets used Soovooooveneer [02:20] Tsurukou     No! It's "oo-voo-oo-voo-veneer"! [02:22] Nokio     You know that's the ultimate spell! [02:24] Sweets     Oh no! [02:25] Sign     A humidifier broke     down somewhere... [02:25] Meisaku     A humidifier broke down somewhere! [02:27] Musubi     That's totally useless to us! [02:29] Sweets     Man, this is difficult. [02:31] Nokio     Isn't there an easier spell? [02:32] Meisaku     What about this one called "Heel"?      Should be easy enough to say. [02:32] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soove [02:32] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Woove [02:32] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovebenia [02:32] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Sooveneer [02:32] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovoobenia [02:32] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovoooovenia [02:32] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovooooveneer [02:32] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Soovoooovooveneer [02:32] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)     Heel [02:32] Sign (Top)     Magic [02:36] Sweets     You're right. [02:36] Tsurukou     And what does "Heel" do? [02:39] Sign (Bottom)     Heel [02:39] Sign (Bottom)     When you use it [02:39] Sign (Bottom)     a throw gets thrown off [02:39] Sweets     Uh, so when you use it, a throw      gets thrown off somewhere. [02:42] Bolt     So it's a pun?! [02:43] Nokio     That's so useless... [02:45] Meisaku     Okay, enough! [02:46] Meisaku     Let's go fight the Demon King! [02:49] Sign     The Demon King appears! [02:49] Meisaku     The battle begins! [02:51] Sign     The Demon King attacks... [02:51] Meisaku     The Demon King's attacking! [02:53] Sign     But he can't move because he has a cold [02:53] Meisaku     "He can't move because he has a cold." [02:55] Meisaku     A cold?! [02:56] Tsurukou     I didn't know Demon Kings could get sick. [02:58] Sign     Due to a sudden downpour, a rapid drop     in temperature, and a broken humidifier, [02:58] Nokio     "Due to a sudden downpour,     a rapid drop in temperature, [03:01] Nokio     and a broken humidifier, the     Demon King caught a cold," it says. [03:02] Sign     the Demon King     caught a cold [03:04] Musubi     Those are all effects     of the ultimate spell! [03:07] Bolt     It was surprisingly useful. [03:08] Sign     The Demon King is... [03:09] Meisaku     What's going on now? [03:10] Tsurukou     He's gonna transform!     The final boss usually does. [03:14] Sign     The Demon King transforms! [03:15] Meisaku     All he did was throw a throw over himself! [03:17] Musubi     But maybe now, he's recovered from his cold? [03:20] Sweets     Peachy peach! Now's the time for my spell! [03:23] Tsurukou     Don't do it! [03:24] Bolt     You don't know what'll happen! [03:26] Sweets     Heel! [03:26] Sign     Sweets used Heel [03:27] Meisaku     "Heel"? [03:30] Sign     The Demon King is defeated [03:30] Sign     The cold totally took     down the Demon King [03:30] Nokio     "The cold totally took down the Demon King.     The Demon King is defeated," it says. [03:34] Meisaku     Behold the power of magic... [03:36] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun E230 - Farewell to Another World! The Final Boss Battle! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:06] Sign     Episode 230     Farewell to Another World! The Final Boss Battle! [00:06] Meisaku     We're back! [00:07] Sweets     We defeated the Demon King and     made it back to Dragon Palace Town! [00:10] Musubi     Compared to the Isekai     Kingdom, this town's peaceful. [00:13] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:13] Sign     Matsuda [00:14] Musubi     Or maybe not! [00:16] Meisaku     That was Mei! [00:17] Sign     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:17] Sign     Matsuda [00:17] Mei     Duh-duh-duh... [00:19] Meisaku     Yikes! It's a... [00:21] Mei     Dongra! [00:22] Meisaku     A dragon, you mean. [00:23] Meisaku     Wait, why's a dragon from      the Isekai Kingdom here? [00:27] Bolt     It's the Demon King! [00:29] Nokio     What are you doing here? [00:31] Mei     Scary. [00:32] Musubi     We broke your humidifier... [00:33] Tsurukou     And threw off your throw... [00:35] Sweets     And defeated you by giving you a cold! [00:37] Meisaku     Looking back, for a Demon      King, you were kinda weak. [00:39] Mei     Not scary. [00:40] Meisaku     But how did you escape     from the Isekai Kingdom?! [00:43] Demon King     Same way you did. [00:44] Demon King     Through this thing right here! [00:47] Bolt     That... That's... [00:48] Bolt     The weird thing from Meisaku's house! [00:48] Sign     The Weird Thing from Meisaku's House [00:48] Sign     The Weird Thing from Meisaku's House [00:50] Sweets     You're right! It's the weird      thing from Meisaku's house! [00:51] Sign     The Weird Thing from Meisaku's House [00:51] Sign     The Weird Thing from Meisaku's House [00:53] Nokio     So you came here through the     weird thing from Meisaku's house? [00:56] Meisaku     Could you stop calling it that? [00:58] Meisaku     Anyway, Demon King, get out of Dragon     Palace Town! You don't belong here! [01:03] Demon King     I'll have you know, I'm not from that place      known as the Isekai Kingdom, either. [01:07] Demon King     I have the power to     teleport to different worlds. [01:12] Meisaku     What?! [01:13] Demon King     In fact, I'm the one who made this thing. This... [01:16] Sign     The Weird Thing from Meisaku's House [01:16] Sign     The Weird Thing from Meisaku's House [01:16] Demon King     ...weird thing from Meisaku's house. [01:20] Swe/Mus/Bol/Tsu     What the heck?! [01:21] Meisaku     Stop calling it that already. [01:23] Demon King     Don't get all full of yourself just     because you saved one world. [01:26] Demon King     There are so many more worlds out there. [01:29] Demon King     I'm outta here! [01:30] Tsurukou     Paisen, what do we do? [01:32] Meisaku     We go after him! [01:34] Mei     Bye! [01:37] Meisaku     This is... the puzzle game world from before. [01:40] Tsurukou     The one with the strange doctor. [01:41] Musubi     And Sweets is out for the count again. [01:44] Sweets     Help... [01:45] Meisaku     Oh, so he is. [01:46] Demon King     All right. To kick things off,      I shall conquer this world. [01:49] Meisaku     Stop! We won't let you,     no matter what world we're in! [01:52] Demon King     Oh? You want to fight me? [01:55] Demon King     Then, let's battle according     to the rules of this world. [01:58] Meisaku     I'm not gonna lose! [01:59] Demon King     All righty, I'll start! [02:01] Demon King     Um... What am I meant to do? [02:04] Nokio     Hm? What's he doing? [02:06] Bolt     He sucks. [02:07] Demon King     Is there some trick to this game? [02:08] Tsurukou     If you look at the doctor on the right,     you'll see what's coming up next. [02:12] Demon King     What? How do you do that? [02:13] Demon King     If your eyes are on the doctor, you can't     see what's happening in the middle. [02:17] Nokio     Use your peripheral vision. [02:18] Bolt     Ah! Don't put a yellow on a green!     You never played a puzzle game before? [02:22] Musubi     Cough drops are useless,     so push 'em to one side! [02:24] Tsurukou     You suck bad! [02:25] Demong King     Ugh, this is hard. [02:27] Meisaku     Man, they're harsh! [02:29] Demon King     Rats! Well, fine. I don't     need this world, anyway! [02:32] Nokio     Ah! He ran away! [02:33] Meisaku     Right. Let's go after him. [02:36] Sign (Top Left)     Demon King [02:36] Meisaku     What's next? [02:38] Bolt     This is the fitness game world. [02:40] Demon King     You think you can beat me in a workout? [02:43] Instruc-Dog     What training would you like to do? [02:43] Sign     Yoga [02:43] Sign     Squats [02:43] Sign     Sit-ups [02:43] Sign     Full Marathon [02:45] Bolt     There's squats, sit-ups,     full marathon, or yoga. [02:48] Demon King     Okay, a yoga battle it is. [02:48] Sign     Yoga [02:48] Sign     Yoga [02:48] Sign     Yoga [02:48] Sign     Yoga [02:48] Sign     Yoga [02:49] Meisaku     He chose the easy one. [02:51] Instruc-Dog     Start! [02:52] Sign (Bottom Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:52] Sign (Bottom Left)     Yoga [02:52] Sign (Top Left)     Demon King [02:55] Bolt     Nice stretch... [02:59] Bolt     Yoga's so good... [03:03] Meisaku     He's struggling with the yoga. [03:03] Sign (Bottom Left)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:03] Sign (Bottom Left)     Yoga [03:06] Demon King     Tap out. [03:06] Meisaku     He gave up! [03:07] Demon King     N-Next one, next one! [03:09] Musubi     He ran away! [03:11] Bolt     Victory. [03:12] Meisaku     The yoga's done. [03:15] Nokio     This is the NokShoot world. [03:17] Meisaku     There it is, NokShoot. [03:19] Demon King     I'm gonna beat you up! [03:21] Tsurukou     This time, he might actually manage it. [03:22] Demon King     Look at how big I am.     There's no way you can win. [03:26] Demon King     Ouch, ouch, ow, ow, that hurts... [03:29] Sweets     Way to go, Nokio! [03:30] Nokio     Being big in a shooting game      makes you an easier target. [03:33] Meisaku     That's true. [03:34] Demon King     Have you no soul, shooting at me like that? [03:36] Nokio     Demon Kings don't get to say that! [03:38] Sign (Top Left)     Musubi [03:39] Musubi     This is the management sim world. [03:41] Musubi     Welcome to Musubi Farm. [03:43] Meisaku     Your farm's still huge. [03:44] Demon King     I'll make a fortune with my farming     and buy up all the farms in this world. [03:49] Musubi     I won't let you! [03:50] Demon King     Behold. This is my farm. [03:50] Sign (Top Left)     Demon King [03:50] Sign     Seeds [03:50] Sign     Seeds [03:50] Sign     Shop [03:50] Sign     Shop [03:50] Sign     Charge [03:50] Sign     Charge [03:53] Meisaku     So pathetic! [03:55] Nokio     There's only a chicken skewer planted. [03:57] Sign (Left Top)     Purchase this farm? [03:57] Sign (Left Bottom)     200,000 yen [03:57] Sign (Left Bottom)     200,000 yen [03:57] Sign (Right)     Demon King Farm [03:57] Musubi     I'm gonna buy it. [03:58] Sign (Right)     Demon King Farm [03:58] Sign (Left Top)     Purchased! [03:58] Sign (Left Bottom)     200,000 yen [03:58] Sign (Left Bottom)     200,000 yen [03:58] Demon King     Huh? This game sucks. [04:00] Musubi     He's lashing out! [04:03] Tsurukou     This is the tower defense game world. [04:06] Meisaku     Tower defense? [04:07] Tsurukou     It's those games where you place     structures to defend your territory. [04:10] Tsurukou     You have to think about the cost     of the structures you put down, [04:14] Tsurukou     plus how you're gonna make money. [04:16] Sweets     That sounds difficult. [04:17] Musubi     Tower defense games make      you use your brain, huh? [04:20] Demon King     Too hard. [04:21] Meisaku     He's not getting the rules, either. [04:23] Demon King     I'm done with this. [04:24] Tsurukou     Aw, c'mon, let me play! [04:27] Sign (Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [04:27] Sign (Right)     Peach Boy [04:27] Sign (Top Right)     March 4th [04:27] Sign (Left)     A Classic [04:27] Sign (Left)     Tale A Day [04:27] Sign (Left Top)     Demon King [04:27] Sign (Top Middle)     Love [04:27] Sign (Top Middle)     Love [04:28] Meisaku     Hm? Is this my house? [04:30] Meisaku     Are we back in Dragon Palace Town? [04:32] Bolt     No, this is the dating sim game world. [04:35] Mei     "Dating"? [04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)     Mei: " [04:35] Sign (Light Pink)     Meisaku's Room [04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)     Mei: "Da [04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)     Mei: "Dat [04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)     Mei: "Datin [04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)     Mei: "Dating [04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)     Mei: "Dating? [04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)     Mei: "Dating?" [04:36] Meisaku     Oh, Mei. You're too     young to be dating. [04:38] Demon King     Let's see which of us can     win the heart of this baby. [04:42] Meisaku     Don't try to be popular      with the babies! [04:44] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)     Watch me lord it over a restaurant worker! [04:44] Sign (Left)     A Classic [04:44] Sign (Left)     Tale A Day [04:44] Sign (Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [04:44] Sign (Right)     Peach Boy [04:44] Sign (Red)     Where will you take her? [04:44] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)     Let's go to the park! [04:44] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)     Let's go relax at the zoo! [04:45] Demon King     This one! "Watch me lord it     over a restaurant worker"! [04:46] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)     Watch me lord it over a restaurant worker! [04:46] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)     Watch me lord it over a restaurant worker! [04:46] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)     Watch me lord it over a restaurant worker! [04:46] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)     Watch me lord it over a restaurant worker! [04:46] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)     Watch me lord it over a restaurant worker! [04:48] Sign (Dark Pink)     Mei: " [04:48] Mei     Boo. [04:48] Sign (Left)     A Classic [04:48] Sign (Left)     Tale A Day [04:48] Sign (Light Pink)     Meisaku's Room [04:48] Sign (Right)     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [04:48] Sign (Right)     Peach Boy [04:48] Sign (Dark Pink)     Mei: "B [04:48] Sign (Dark Pink)     Mei: "Bo [04:48] Sign (Dark Pink)     Mei: "Boo [04:49] Sign (Dark Pink)     Mei: "Boo" [04:49] Nokio     You went with totally the wrong choice. [04:51] Demon King     Women's hearts are complicated... [04:53] Meisaku     You ruined it for yourself! [04:55] Meisaku     Demon King! You have nowhere left to run! [04:57] Meisaku     Give it up! [04:59] Demon King     Yeah... [05:00] Demon King     You're right. [05:01] Meisaku     What? You're giving up? [05:02] Demon King     It seems I'm satisfied after fighting you. [05:06] Meisaku     Satisfied? [05:07] Demon King     I am the product of the     frustrations of beginner gamers. [05:12] Demon King     Kind of like a glitch. [05:13] Tsurukou     So that's why you were trying to      destroy the game worlds, huh? [05:16] Demon King     That's right. [05:17] Demon King     But as we fought, I started     thinking games weren't all that bad. [05:22] Demon King     I learned the joy of playing a game     with others even if you suck at it. [05:26] Demon King     So farewell! [05:28] Demon King     I never got to win, [05:30] Demon King     but I had lots of fun... [05:32] Musubi     And he's gone. [05:33] Sweets     But now, our world is saved, right? [05:36] Meisaku     Yeah! [05:37] Meisaku     Wait, the dragon's still here! [05:39] Nokio     Wh-What do we do? A dragon in this      world is gonna cause mass panic! [05:43] Bolt     Some creatures we have in this world are: [05:45] Bolt     Humongous whales. [05:46] Bolt     Aliens. [05:47] Bolt     Kappas. [05:47] Bolt     And moving jizo statues! [05:49] Tsurukou     Now that you mention it... [05:51] Musubi     Maybe it'd be fine to have     dragons here in this world. [05:53] Meisaku     What a weird world this is! [05:56] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun