# Season 1
# E194 - That Time Meisaku and the Gang Got Isekai'd
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8P5E9/that-time-meisaku-and-the-gang-got-isekaid)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:06] King**
Welcome, heroes!
**[00:09] Summoner**
Your Majesty, we should
wait for them to wake up.
**[00:11] King**
Hm, very well.
**[00:13] Meisaku**
Ungh...
**[00:15] Meisaku**
Huh? Wait, where are we?!
**[00:17] Bolt**
What is this place?
**[00:18] Nokio**
Weren't we just at Meisaku's house?
**[00:20] King**
Welcome, heroes!
**[00:23] Sign**
Episode 194
That Time Meisaku and the Gang Got Isekai'd
**[00:23] Musubi**
Heroes?
**[00:24] Sweets**
What do you mean?
**[00:25] Meisaku**
W-Wait, is this...
**[00:27] ---**
...that isekai reincarnation thing
that's super popular right now?
**[00:28] Sign**
Isekai
Reincarnation
**[00:28] Sign**
Isekai
Reincarnation
**[00:30] Musubi**
Isekai reincarnation?
**[00:32] Meisaku**
Isekai is a genre where a character dies in
their world and is reincarnated in another.
**[00:32] Sign**
Isekai
Reincarnation
**[00:32] Sign**
Isekai
Reincarnation
**[00:37] ---**
Nowadays, reincarnation into an
RPG-style world is all the rage.
**[00:40] Bolt**
Reincarnated into another
world after death, huh?
**[00:43] Bolt**
Wait, *after* death?
**[00:44] Nokio**
What was the cause of death?
Stiff neck? A vitamin deficiency?!
**[00:47] Meisaku**
Those things won't kill you.
**[00:48] Summoner**
You're not dead.
**[00:49] ---**
I brought you to this world
using my summoning magic.
**[00:53] Meisaku**
That's a relief.
**[00:55] ---**
But why'd you summon us?
**[00:57] King**
Because we want you to defeat the
Dark Lord who's trying to destroy this world!
**[01:01] Sweets**
That's such a cliché!
**[01:03] King**
In the Isekai Kingdom, there's an old legend
**[01:05] ---**
that states fabled heroes
will defeat the Dark Lord.
**[01:09] Nokio**
I see. And we're the chosen ones, huh?
**[01:12] King**
You *might* be.
**[01:13] Meisaku**
We *might* be?
**[01:14] Summoner**
When I summon candidates to be heroes,
**[01:16] ---**
the system randomly selects people
from some world and sends them to us.
**[01:20] Meisaku**
Oh, so we're still candidates, huh?
**[01:22] King**
People get sent here at random, regardless
of whether they have the skills to be a hero.
**[01:25] ---**
Kinda like gacha blind
boxes in mobile games.
**[01:27] Musubi**
Gacha?
**[01:28] Meisaku**
So there are other candidates besides us?
**[01:31] King**
We have a few.
**[01:32] ---**
But there are limits. Gacha blind
boxes aren't free, you know.
**[01:35] Summoner**
Your Majesty, I will now announce
the rarity stats for this round.
**[01:39] King**
Ooh, I'm nervous.
**[01:40] Bolt**
What the heck?
**[01:40] Summoner**
Meisaku Matsuda!
Class: Schoolboy! 3 stars! Rare!
**[01:40] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Meisaku Matsuda
**[01:40] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Meisaku Matsuda
**[01:41] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Meisaku Matsuda
**[01:41] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Meisaku Matsuda
**[01:42] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Schoolboy
**[01:42] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Schoolboy
**[01:42] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Schoolboy
**[01:42] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Schoolboy
**[01:42] Sign**
Rare
**[01:42] Sign**
Rare
**[01:43] Sign**
Rare
**[01:43] Sign**
Rare
**[01:43] Meisaku**
Is 3 stars good?
**[01:45] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Musubi Donguribayashi
**[01:45] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Musubi Donguribayashi
**[01:45] Summoner**
Musubi Donguribayashi!
Class: Food! 3 stars! Rare!
**[01:45] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Musubi Donguribayashi
**[01:45] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Musubi Donguribayashi
**[01:46] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Food
**[01:46] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Food
**[01:46] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Food
**[01:46] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Food
**[01:47] Sign**
Rare
**[01:47] Sign**
Rare
**[01:47] Sign**
Rare
**[01:47] Sign**
Rare
**[01:48] Musubi**
I'm food?
**[01:49] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Nokio Windows
**[01:49] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Nokio Windows
**[01:49] Nokio**
Nokio Windows!
Class: Self-Proclaimed Robot! 3 stars! Rare!
**[01:49] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Nokio Windows
**[01:49] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Nokio Windows
**[01:50] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Self-Proclaimed Robot
**[01:50] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Self-Proclaimed Robot
**[01:50] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Self-Proclaimed Robot
**[01:50] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Self-Proclaimed Robot
**[01:51] Sign**
Rare
**[01:51] Sign**
Rare
**[01:51] Sign**
Rare
**[01:51] Sign**
Rare
**[01:52] Nokio**
I *am* a robot.
**[01:53] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Bolt F
**[01:53] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Bolt F
**[01:53] Summoner**
Bolt F!
Class: Mannen! 3 stars! Rare!
**[01:53] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Bolt F
**[01:53] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Bolt F
**[01:54] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Mannen
**[01:54] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Mannen
**[01:54] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Mannen
**[01:54] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Mannen
**[01:55] Sign**
Rare
**[01:55] Sign**
Rare
**[01:55] Sign**
Rare
**[01:55] Sign**
Rare
**[01:56] Bolt**
What class is "mannen"?
**[01:57] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Sweets Oshirikawa
**[01:57] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Sweets Oshirikawa
**[01:57] Summoner**
Sweets Oshirikawa!
**[01:57] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Sweets Oshirikawa
**[01:57] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Sweets Oshirikawa
**[01:58] ---**
Believe it or not...
**[02:00] ---**
1 star! Normal!
**[02:00] Sign**
Normal
**[02:01] Sign**
Normal
**[02:02] Sweets**
Yay! 1 star!
**[02:04] Meisaku**
I think that's below the rest of us.
**[02:06] Nokio**
So how do we rate overall?
**[02:08] King**
It was a total bomb!
**[02:09] Musubi**
I knew it.
**[02:10] King**
A salty gacha roll with no
4-star SR, let alone a 5-star SSR.
**[02:14] ---**
You're useless, so can you just leave?
**[02:16] Meisaku**
Don't be so cold all of a sudden!
**[02:19] Bolt**
And so, we embarked on our
adventure to defeat the Dark Lord!
**[02:23] Meisaku**
Well, there's nothing else
for us to do in this world.
**[02:25] Musubi**
What do we do now?
**[02:27] Meisaku**
Usually, you leave town to fight monsters,
raise your level, and earn money.
**[02:32] Sweets**
Wow, that sounds *hard*.
**[02:34] Meisaku**
When you're strong enough,
you go into dungeons and fight bosses.
**[02:37] Musubi**
Wow, that sounds *hard*.
**[02:39] Meisaku**
Then, you move onto the next town
and face the next enemy and whatever.
**[02:43] Nokio**
Wow, that sounds *hard*.
**[02:45] Bolt**
But you know, if you ask me...
**[02:48] Sw/Mus/Nok/Bol**
It sounds fun!
**[02:50] Meisaku**
I knew you'd say that! You're all grinning!
**[02:53] Nokio**
Maybe we'll learn some magic.
Like, "Emmental!"
**[02:55] Sign**
Emmental
**[02:55] Sign**
Emmental
**[02:56] Meisaku**
Is that the name of a spell?
**[02:58] Musubi**
"Saint-Nectaire!"
**[02:58] Sign**
Saint-Nectaire
**[02:58] Sign**
Saint-Nectaire
**[02:59] Meisaku**
Sounds cool, but...
**[03:00] Bolt**
"Valençay!"
**[03:00] Sign**
Valençay
**[03:00] Sign**
Valençay
**[03:02] Sign**
Gorgonzola
**[03:02] Sign**
Gorgonzola
**[03:02] Sweets**
"Gorgonzola!"
**[03:03] Meisaku**
Those are all types of cheese!
**[03:05] Sweets**
Oh, it's a slime-type monster!
**[03:07] Nokio**
All right, let's beat it up!
**[03:09] Sign (Bottom)**
A Slime appears!
**[03:09] Sign (Top)**
Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt
**[03:10] Sweets**
For now, we'll all just attack!
**[03:10] ---**
Meisaku
**[03:10] Sign (Bottom)**
Attack
**[03:10] Sign (Bottom)**
Item
**[03:10] Sign (Bottom)**
Spells
**[03:10] Sign (Bottom)**
Flee
**[03:10] ---**
Sweets
**[03:10] ---**
Nokio
**[03:11] ---**
Bolt
**[03:11] ---**
Musubi
**[03:11] Sign**
Meisaku attacks!
**[03:12] Sign**
Deals 0 points of damage
**[03:13] Sign**
Sweets attacks!
**[03:13] Sign**
Deals 0 points of damage
**[03:15] Sign**
Nokio attacks!
**[03:15] Sign**
Deals 0 points of damage
**[03:16] Sign**
Bolt attacks!
**[03:17] Sign**
Deals 2 points of damage
**[03:18] Meisaku**
It's not working at all!
**[03:20] Musubi**
My turn!
**[03:21] Sign**
Musubi attacks!
**[03:22] Sign**
It's pointless
**[03:22] Musubi**
There *is* a point!
**[03:24] Sign**
Slime attacks!
Slime casts Gorgonzola
**[03:24] Musubi**
Wait, Gorgonzola *is* a spell?!
**[03:26] Sign (Top)**
Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt
**[03:26] Sign**
Deals 5621 damage to all party members! Meisaku's party
is wiped out!
**[03:30] Sister**
Noble Meisaku.
**[03:32] Sister**
How pathetic of you to die.
**[03:33] Meisaku**
Don't call someone who just died "pathetic"!
**[03:35] Nokio**
I'm done! Let's go home to Dragon Palace Town.
**[03:38] Sweets**
But how do we get home?
**[03:40] Musubi**
In these kinds of stories, you return to your
own world after defeating the Dark Lord.
**[03:43] Meisaku**
We have no choice, then.
**[03:44] Meisaku**
We must defeat the Dark Lord!
**[03:46] ---**
This year, our theme's isekai reincarnation!
**[03:50] Meisaku**
Let's go on an adventure!
**[03:53] Bolt**
But first, we need to save.
**[03:55] Nokio**
You sure are the cautious type.
**[03:57] Sister**
Your story has been recorded on an
adventure log. Do you wish to continue?
**[03:57] Sign**
Recorded on an adventure log.
**[03:57] Sign**
Do you wish to continue?
**[04:00] ---**
Or do you wish to stop so you can
eat and take a bath or something?
**[04:00] Sign**
Or do you wish to stop so you can eat
**[04:00] Sign**
and take a bath or something?
**[04:03] Meisaku**
We have that option?
**[04:04] Nokio**
I'd like to stop so I can eat and
take a bath or something, please!
**[04:07] Sister**
O Lord, please grant these
heroes a moment of rest.
**[04:14] Meisaku**
And we're back, just like that?
**[04:16] Musubi**
Can we ever go back to that world?
**[04:18] Meisaku**
Nah, it's impossible...
**[04:20] Meisaku**
Or maybe not!
**[04:21] Bolt**
We can go to the other
world whenever we want.
**[04:24] Sweets**
But I never want to go back there!
**[04:26] Nokio**
Let's do something here, at Meisaku's place.
**[04:28] Meisaku**
Sure, what do you want to do?
**[04:29] ---**
I have coloring books, a bamboo-copter...
**[04:32] Nok/Mus/Swe/Bol**
Let's go back to the other world!
**[04:34] Meisaku**
But why?!
**[04:36] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E195 - Mei of the Red Hair
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2D34D/mei-of-the-red-hair)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:06] Meisaku**
Oh man, we have a *huge* problem!
**[00:09] Nokio**
What is it? You're so loud.
**[00:09] Sign**
Episode 195
Mei of the Red Hair
**[00:11] Meisaku**
S-S-S-So, you see...
**[00:13] Musubi**
From the way he's freaking out...
**[00:14] Sweets**
...it's probably about Mei-chan.
**[00:15] Meisaku**
There's a troublemaker at Mei's preschool!
**[00:18] Swe/Mus/Nok**
Called it.
**[00:19] Meisaku**
Listen to me, will ya?
**[00:21] ---**
A rumor's going around that
there's a bully at her preschool!
**[00:24] Musubi**
That's definitely a problem.
**[00:26] Meisaku**
And they say this bully...
**[00:27] Meisaku**
...has supernatural powers!
**[00:27] Sign**
Able to use supernatural powers
**[00:27] Sign**
Able to use supernatural powers
**[00:30] Swe/Mus/Nok**
Supernatural powers?
**[00:31] Sweets**
Don't you think...
**[00:32] Nokio**
...it might be Mei?
**[00:34] Meisaku**
Mei-chan's a sweet girl who wouldn't hurt a fly!
**[00:36] Sweets**
Maybe so, but supernatural powers?
**[00:40] Meisaku**
Oh, and the bully's a boy with red hair.
**[00:41] Sign**
A boy with red hair
**[00:41] Sign**
A boy with red hair
**[00:43] Musubi**
A boy with red hair?
**[00:44] ---**
Then maybe it really isn't Mei.
**[00:46] Sweets**
She's not a boy or a redhead.
**[00:48] Nokio**
Who told you all this?
**[00:50] Meisaku**
I eavesdropped on the other
kids' parents at the preschool.
**[00:54] ---**
That's how.
**[00:55] Nokio**
Don't sound so proud of yourself!
**[00:57] Musubi**
Eavesdropping's bad.
**[00:58] Meisaku**
Anyway, I gotta find out who this bully is.
**[01:00] ---**
And if Mei's being bullied,
**[01:02] ---**
I'm gonna catch him and freakin' beat
**[01:05] ---**
the snot outta huugghhhh...
**[01:07] Sweets**
You're kinda scaring me!
**[01:09] Meisaku**
You guys! We're going to the preschool!
**[01:13] Meisaku**
Of course, we'll observe
from out here like usual.
**[01:16] Musubi**
This is snooping!
**[01:17] Nokio**
You sure do like sneaking around.
**[01:19] Meisaku**
Keep an eye out for a red-haired bully.
**[01:21] Nokio**
But a lot of the kids have red hair.
**[01:23] Sweets**
What else do we know about this bully?
**[01:25] Meisaku**
Well, they have supernatural powers.
**[01:28] Musubi**
You can't tell that by looking.
**[01:30] Sign**
Psychic
**[01:30] Sign**
Psychic
**[01:30] Sweets**
Hey, that kid's got "Psychic"
written on his T-shirt.
**[01:31] Sign**
Psychic
**[01:31] Sign**
Psychic
**[01:31] Sign**
Psychic
**[01:31] Sign**
Psychic
**[01:31] Sign**
Psychic
**[01:31] Sign**
Psychic
**[01:32] Meisaku**
It must be him!
**[01:34] Sweets**
But wait! That girl's wearing a
T-shirt with a bent spoon on it!
**[01:37] Meisaku**
It's her!
**[01:39] Nokio**
Calm down.
**[01:40] Musubi**
By the way, where's Mei?
**[01:42] Meisaku**
Mei's the cutest cutie over there.
**[01:44] Shun**
Mei, you dyed your hair red, too!
**[01:46] Mei**
Makeover!
**[01:48] Swe/Mus/Nok**
Her hair *is* red!
**[01:49] Meisaku**
I read Mei the masterpiece of children's
literature, *Anne of Green Gables*,
**[01:49] Sign**
Anne of
Green Gables
**[01:52] ---**
and she wanted a
makeover to look like Anne.
**[01:55] ---**
Adorable, right?
**[01:56] Sweets**
Case closed.
**[01:57] Musubi**
Let's go home.
**[01:59] Meisaku**
Wait a minute! Mei's not a boy.
**[02:01] Nokio**
Someone must've thought she was.
**[02:02] Musubi**
Anne was mistaken for a boy in the story, too.
**[02:06] Meisaku**
But there was more to the rumor
I overheard at the preschool!
**[02:09] Sign**
Who is the bully?
**[02:09] Sign**
Who is the bully?
**[02:09] Meisaku**
Take a look at this picture.
**[02:11] Meisaku**
It looks like a quiz.
**[02:12] Nokio**
Apparently, the bully's wearing a yellow hat.
**[02:13] Sign**
Wears a yellow hat
**[02:13] Sign**
Wears a yellow hat
**[02:16] Nokio**
That means No.1 and No.3 can't be the bully.
**[02:19] Mei**
Hat!
**[02:20] Musubi**
Mei's wearing one, too.
**[02:21] Meisaku**
But her hat's orange, right?
**[02:23] Nokio**
It's definitely yellow.
**[02:25] Sweets**
Any other leads?
**[02:26] Meisaku**
The bully's not wearing red socks.
**[02:26] Sign**
Who is the bully?
**[02:26] Sign**
Who is the bully?
**[02:27] Sign**
Not wearing red socks
**[02:27] Sign**
Not wearing red socks
**[02:29] Nokio**
*Not* wearing, huh? Confusing.
**[02:31] Musubi**
That means No.2 and No.4 can't be the bully.
**[02:34] Mei**
Pink!
**[02:35] Meisaku**
Mei's tights are kind of reddish.
**[02:38] Nokio**
Mei clearly just said they're pink!
**[02:39] Musubi**
So the only ones left are No.5 and Mei...
**[02:39] Sign**
Who is the bully?
**[02:39] Sign**
Who is the bully?
**[02:43] Sweets**
No more leads?
**[02:44] Meisaku**
There are!
**[02:44] ---**
The bully supposedly hates building blocks.
**[02:44] Sign**
Who is the bully?
**[02:44] Sign**
Who is the bully?
**[02:45] Sign**
Hates
**[02:45] Sign**
Hates
**[02:46] Sign**
building blocks
**[02:46] Sign**
building blocks
**[02:47] Sweets**
Both No.5 and Mei have blocks.
**[02:49] Musubi**
Why's No.5 licking his block?
**[02:51] Nokio**
But that doesn't make sense.
There's no one left!
**[02:51] Sign**
Who is the bully?
**[02:51] Sign**
Who is the bully?
**[02:54] Musubi**
I know what's going on here.
**[02:56] Meisaku**
Really?
**[02:57] Musubi**
The answer is...
**[02:57] Sign**
Who is the bully?
**[02:57] Sign**
Who is the bully?
**[02:58] Musubi**
"There is no bully!"
**[02:58] Sign**
Answer: There is no bully
**[02:58] Sign**
Answer: There is no bully
**[03:00] Sweets**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[03:01] Musubi**
It was all made up. Just snippets
of gossip from the parents.
**[03:04] ---**
There isn't a bully at the preschool.
**[03:09] Musubi**
See? They're all having fun
with the building blocks.
**[03:12] Meisaku**
I'm relieved to find out Mei isn't the bully.
**[03:15] ---**
Thanks, everyone!
**[03:16] Sweets**
I still don't get what's going on,
but I'm glad it worked out!
**[03:18] Meisaku**
Though, there is *another*
rumor that bothers me...
**[03:21] Musubi**
Really?
**[03:22] Sweets**
What's this one about?
**[03:24] Meisaku**
I heard that...
**[03:25] ---**
...a creep's been snooping
around the preschool!
**[03:29] Nokio**
That would be...
**[03:30] Swe/Mus/Nok**
You!
**[03:32] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E196 - Dr. Hanao
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ84XK/dr-hanao)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Tsurukou**
Heyo!
**[00:07] ---**
By the way...
**[00:09] ---**
I'm *pissed*!
**[00:10] Sign**
Episode 196
Dr. Hanao
**[00:10] Meisaku**
Don't just barge into my house
and get mad. What's up?
**[00:13] Tsurukou**
I heard you all went to another world!
**[00:16] Sweets**
Sounds like he wants to go, too.
**[00:17] Meisaku**
What? You really shouldn't.
**[00:20] ---**
Even the small fry are
so strong, it's a turn-off.
**[00:20] Sign (Top)**
Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt
**[00:20] Sign**
Slime attacks!
Slime casts Gorgonzola
**[00:21] Sign (Top)**
Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt
**[00:21] Sign**
Deals 5621 damage to all party members! Meisaku's party
is wiped out!
**[00:22] Tsurukou**
I'm actually really good at RPGs.
**[00:24] Bolt**
Maybe there's a strategy we can use to beat it.
**[00:27] Meisaku**
Hm, in that case, shall we go?
**[00:29] Tsurukou**
Hell yeah!
**[00:32] Meisaku**
Huh? This doesn't look like where we saved.
**[00:35] Bolt**
Sure doesn't.
**[00:36] Tsurukou**
Is this the other world?
**[00:38] Sweets**
It didn't look like this last time.
**[00:41] Meisaku**
Excuse me. Are we in the Isekai Kingdom?
**[00:44] Doctor**
Isekai Kingdom? Never heard of it.
**[00:47] Meisaku**
What?! Oh no!
**[00:49] ---**
We're in the wrong world!
**[00:50] Tsurukou**
What're we gonna do? I'm only good at RPGs!
**[00:53] Bolt**
No one here but this
old geezer? Looks boring!
**[00:55] Doctor**
You morons do realize...
**[00:56] Doctor**
...yer pal's dyin' over there, yeah?
**[00:58] Sweets**
Help...
**[00:59] Meisaku**
Sweets! What's wrong?!
**[01:01] Doctor**
Well, y'see...
**[01:01] Sign**
People-with-Topknots-Get-Drained Virus
**[01:01] Sign**
People-with-Topknots-Get-Drained Virus
**[01:01] ---**
The people-with-topknots-get-drained
virus has spread around this world.
**[01:05] Meisaku**
What the heck is that?
**[01:07] Bolt**
I've never heard of it.
**[01:08] Doctor**
Ya haven't? It says so right there.
**[01:09] Sign**
This is a world
**[01:09] Sign**
where people with topknots get a fever
**[01:09] Sign**
This is a world
**[01:09] Sign**
where people with topknots get a fever
**[01:11] Doctor**
Look atta the sign-a, mamma mia!
**[01:12] ---**
It's right-a in front of your face-a!
**[01:14] Meisaku**
Your speech has changed.
**[01:16] Doctor**
Well, anyway, 'cause of this virus,
**[01:16] Sign**
This is a world
**[01:16] Sign**
where people with topknots get a fever
**[01:19] ---**
a state of emergency's been
declared for people with topknots.
**[01:21] Doctor**
Look around. There's no one else here.
**[01:23] Bolt**
You're the only one without a topknot?
**[01:25] Tsurukou**
Can't you just cut off a topknot?
**[01:27] Meisaku**
We need Sweets to get better.
Can you help him?
**[01:31] Doctor**
Leave it to Dr. Hanao!
**[01:34] Tsurukou**
So, like, can't you just cut the hair off?
**[01:37] Doctor**
Okay, so this is what's goin'
on in the boy's stomach.
**[01:41] Meisaku**
Those are some seriously
virus-looking viruses.
**[01:43] Doctor**
I'll throw pills into his mouth to
destroy these viruses at a mad pace.
**[01:48] Tsurukou**
At a mad pace.
**[01:48] Doctor**
But the pill has to hit the
virus directly or it won't work.
**[01:51] Bolt**
Not a very effective treatment, is it?
**[01:53] Doctor**
Shake him so the pill hits
the virus, ya got that?
**[01:57] Meisaku**
Is that really possible?
**[01:58] Doctor**
Y'all ready? Here we go!
**[02:00] Tsurukou**
Pill incoming!
**[02:01] Meisaku**
Okay, let's put it on this virus over here.
**[02:03] Doctor**
Moron!
**[02:04] ---**
Ya put a *red* pill on a *yellow* virus, dummy!
**[02:07] ---**
Ya gotta put it on the same color!
**[02:09] Bolt**
Can I just hit this old fart?
**[02:11] Doctor**
Ready for another? There!
**[02:13] Tsurukou**
It has a yellow and a blue!
**[02:14] Meisaku**
Then, let's put the yellow
pill on the yellow virus.
**[02:17] Doctor**
Now yer gettin' it.
**[02:19] ---**
Line up three of the same color to clear 'em.
**[02:21] Meisaku**
Gotcha. Throw me another yellow pill, please.
**[02:24] Doctor**
Will I give you a yellow? Here we go!
**[02:27] Tsurukou**
A red and a blue!
**[02:28] Meisaku**
I said a yellow!
**[02:30] ---**
I'll just drop this one in the corner.
**[02:33] Doctor**
What's coming next?
**[02:35] Bolt**
You *know* what's coming!
**[02:37] Doctor**
There!
**[02:38] Tsurukou**
Something weird's dropping down!
**[02:39] Doctor**
It's a cough drop.
**[02:40] Meisaku**
A cough drop? Does it help?
**[02:42] Doctor**
For a scratchy throat, I guess.
**[02:44] Meisaku**
But not for the virus, huh?
**[02:46] Doctor**
All right, the difficulty level's goin' up!
**[02:48] Meisaku**
It's getting faster!
**[02:50] Doctor**
It's a higher level, y'know?
**[02:51] Bolt**
*You* chose to do that!
**[02:52] Doctor**
Okay! A pill! A cough drop! A pill!
**[02:55] Tsurukou**
Don't throw cough drops!
**[02:56] Doctor**
Parsley! Parsley! Parsley!
**[02:58] Tsurukou**
Don't add parsley!
**[02:59] Doctor**
Okay, fine.
**[03:01] ---**
Ready for some pills? Here!
**[03:04] Meisaku**
That's too many!
**[03:06] Mei/Bol/Tsu**
Oh no! It's game over!
**[03:11] Sweets**
I'm better somehow.
**[03:12] Meisaku**
But how?
**[03:13] Doctor**
Mixed in the stomach,
the pills do work eventually.
**[03:15] Tsurukou**
So what was the game for?
**[03:17] Doctor**
You morons do realize...
**[03:19] Doctor**
...yer pal's dyin' over there?
**[03:20] Bolt**
Help...
**[03:22] Meisaku**
Again?!
**[03:23] Doctor**
Well, y'see...
**[03:23] Doctor**
This world also has a
tortoises-get-really-drained virus.
**[03:23] Sign**
Tortoises-Get-Really-Drained Virus
**[03:23] Sign**
Tortoises-Get-Really-Drained Virus
**[03:27] Meisaku**
Throw in the pills!
**[03:29] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E197 - A Whale Will Inhale
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUED15Q/a-whale-will-inhale)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:06] Meisaku**
I can't believe this is happening.
**[00:08] Meisaku**
I'm so hungry. I want to go home!
**[00:11] Nokio**
Meisaku...
**[00:12] Meisaku**
Nokio...
**[00:13] Nokio**
Happiness runs away from a sad face.
**[00:15] ---**
Don't blame yourself too much.
**[00:16] Meisaku**
No, this is all *your* fault! You said:
**[00:19] ---**
"A whale's been spotted in a nearby pond,
so let's get as close to it as we can."
**[00:24] Nokio**
Well, you can't *not* go see a whale up close.
**[00:24] Sign**
Episode 197
A Whale Will Inhale
**[00:26] Meisaku**
Argh, we're gonna starve
to death inside this whale!
**[00:29] Nokio**
No, we won't.
**[00:31] ---**
We have a gas cooktop,
a pressure cooker, a charcoal grill,
**[00:32] Sign**
Gas Cooktop
**[00:32] Sign**
Gas Cooktop
**[00:32] Sign**
Pressure Cooker
**[00:32] Sign**
Pressure Cooker
**[00:33] Sign**
Charcoal Grill
**[00:33] Sign**
Charcoal Grill
**[00:34] Sign**
Empty Large Fridge
**[00:34] Sign**
Empty Large Fridge
**[00:34] ---**
an empty large fridge, and a
set of tableware on this boat.
**[00:35] Sign**
Tableware
**[00:35] Sign**
Tableware
**[00:37] Meisaku**
But what we don't have is food.
**[00:38] Nokio**
We'll simply catch our food.
**[00:40] Nokio**
In *Pinocchio*, my favorite classic tale,
**[00:40] Sign**
Pinocchio
**[00:42] ---**
old Geppetto survives by catching
fish the whale has swallowed.
**[00:45] Meisaku**
But there's no food floating around...
**[00:47] Sweets**
Hey!
**[00:49] Meisaku**
Sweets?!
**[00:50] Nokio**
Sweets is plip-plopping bobbing along!
**[00:53] Sweets**
Peachy peach.
**[00:54] Sweets**
I got as close to the whale
as I could, and it ate me!
**[00:57] Meisaku**
Here's another idiot.
**[00:59] Nokio**
But Sweets isn't food.
**[01:00] Meisaku**
Right. If we can't find food...
**[01:03] Musubi**
Wah!
**[01:04] Meisaku**
Musubi?!
**[01:05] Nokio**
Musubi came tumbling down!
**[01:07] Meisaku**
But why from up there?
**[01:08] Musubi**
I accidentally fell into
the whale's blowhole.
**[01:11] Sweets**
From that hole?!
**[01:12] Meisaku**
That's actually its nostril,
so it's not connected to the stomach.
**[01:15] Nokio**
I guess you could call Musubi "food."
**[01:17] Sweets**
The whole crew's showing up, huh?
**[01:20] Meisaku**
Which means the next to turn up is...
**[01:23] Meisaku**
I knew he was coming!
**[01:26] Bolt**
Are you all okay?!
**[01:27] Meisaku**
Bolt, you came to save us?
**[01:29] Bolt**
Yes, as soon as I saw the whale swallow you,
**[01:31] Bolt**
I jumped in with no plan whatsoever.
**[01:33] Meisaku**
You haven't got a plan?!
**[01:34] Nokio**
You're useless.
**[01:35] Bolt**
Wait. I hear something.
**[01:37] Meisaku**
The sound of water!
**[01:38] Bolt**
The whale must have started its mealtime!
**[01:41] Meisaku**
Okay, we can catch the food the whale eats!
**[01:43] Musubi**
It's floating this way!
**[01:44] Nokio**
That looks like...
**[01:45] Nokio**
Galbi short ribs?!
**[01:45] Sign**
Galbi
**[01:45] Sign**
Galbi
**[01:46] Meisaku**
"Galbi"? As in Korean BBQ?
**[01:48] ---**
This whale eats galbi?
**[01:50] Nokio**
Next is loin!
**[01:50] Sign**
Loin
**[01:50] Sign**
Loin
**[01:51] Meisaku**
Loin? Meat again?
**[01:54] Bolt**
Outside skirt!
**[01:54] Sign**
Outside Skirt
**[01:54] Sign**
Outside Skirt
**[01:54] Meisaku**
A less greasy cut!
**[01:56] Musubi**
Tongue!
**[01:56] Sign**
Tongue
**[01:56] Sign**
Tongue
**[01:56] Meisaku**
That's more of a starter!
**[01:59] Sweets**
Premium galbi!
**[01:59] Sign**
Premium Galbi
**[01:59] Sign**
Premium Galbi
**[01:59] Meisaku**
An expensive cut!
**[02:02] Meisaku**
Even though it's a whale, it only eats meat.
**[02:04] ---**
This is like a BBQ restaurant.
**[02:06] Nokio**
Wait, there are non-meat dishes, too.
**[02:07] Meisaku**
Huh?
**[02:08] Nokio**
Salty cabbage!
**[02:08] Sign**
Salty Cabbage
**[02:08] Sign**
Salty Cabbage
**[02:09] Bolt**
Kimchi!
**[02:09] Sign**
Kimchi
**[02:09] Sign**
Kimchi
**[02:10] Musubi**
Namul!
**[02:10] Sign**
Namul
**[02:10] Sign**
Namul
**[02:11] Sweets**
Choregi Korean salad!
**[02:11] Sign**
Choregi Korean Salad
**[02:11] Sign**
Choregi Korean Salad
**[02:12] Meisaku**
Like a real Korean BBQ restaurant!
**[02:13] Nokio**
Now I want something for our final course.
**[02:16] ---**
Hey, Mr. Whale, can we get
some final course dishes?
**[02:18] Meisaku**
Whales don't eat those.
**[02:20] Musubi**
Ah! Final course dishes incoming!
**[02:22] Meisaku**
Oh, so they *do* eat them.
**[02:23] Nokio**
Cold noodles!
**[02:23] Sign**
Cold Noodles
**[02:23] Sign**
Cold Noodles
**[02:24] Bolt**
Mixed rice in a stone pot!
**[02:24] Sign**
Mixed Rice in a Stone Pot
**[02:24] Sign**
Mixed Rice in a Stone Pot
**[02:25] Musubi**
Ice cream!
**[02:25] Sign**
Ice Cream
**[02:25] Sign**
Ice Cream
**[02:26] Sweets**
Rice with broth!
**[02:26] Sign**
Rice with Broth
**[02:26] Sign**
Rice with Broth
**[02:27] Nokio**
Kimchi fried rice!
**[02:27] Sign**
Kimchi Fried Rice
**[02:27] Sign**
Kimchi Fried Rice
**[02:29] Bolt**
Light soy sauce ramen!
**[02:29] Sign**
Light Soy Sauce Ramen
**[02:29] Sign**
Light Soy Sauce Ramen
**[02:30] Meisaku**
Too many final course dishes!
**[02:31] ---**
How many final dishes does a whale eat?
**[02:33] Sweets**
Is it okay to eat this much?
**[02:35] Musubi**
Ah! Look at that!
**[02:37] ---**
That looks like...
**[02:38] ---**
Indigestion tablets!
**[02:38] Sign**
Indigestion Tablets
**[02:38] Sign**
Indigestion Tablets
**[02:39] Meisaku**
I knew it was too much food.
**[02:41] Nokio**
And that last one is... What is that?
**[02:43] Sweets**
Chewing gum.
**[02:43] Bolt**
The kind you get in a BBQ restaurant.
**[02:45] Meisaku**
A whale shouldn't be
going to a BBQ restaurant!
**[02:50] Nokio**
Ah, what a satisfying meal!
**[02:52] Musubi**
I'm so full.
**[02:54] Meisaku**
There was no fish after all.
**[02:56] Bolt**
Life inside a whale isn't all bad.
**[02:59] Meisaku**
Oh, come on, we gotta get
out of here and go home.
**[03:02] Dad**
Meisaku!
**[03:03] Mei**
Big Brother!
**[03:05] Meisaku**
It's Dad and Mei!
**[03:06] Sweets**
They've come to rescue us!
**[03:07] Mei**
I came to pick you up.
**[03:09] Musubi**
Now that Mei-chan's here, we're saved!
**[03:10] Meisaku**
We can go home!
**[03:12] Dad**
Uh, well, talking of home...
**[03:15] Meisaku**
Huh? What's wrong?
**[03:16] Dad**
It got swallowed earlier.
**[03:18] Meisaku**
A whale should only eat fish!
**[03:22] Narrator**
*And they all lived happily ever after!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E198 - The Rolling Rice Ball
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKPJX/the-rolling-rice-ball)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:06] Musubi**
I am...
**[00:07] Musubi**
...extremely angry!
**[00:09] Sign**
Episode 198
The Rolling Rice Ball
**[00:09] Meisaku**
What's wrong?
**[00:10] Musubi**
There's this song that's
totally unacceptable.
**[00:12] Sweets**
What song is it?
**[00:13] Musubi**
A nursery rhyme called "The Rolling Acorn."
**[00:14] Sign**
The Rolling Acorn
**[00:14] Sign**
The Rolling Acorn
**[00:15] Musubi**
I mean, what *are* those lyrics?
**[00:16] Tsurukou**
How does that one go again?
**[00:19] Musubi**
I don't even want to sing it.
**[00:20] ---**
Meisaku-kun, please sing it for me.
**[00:22] Meisaku**
Who, me?
**[00:24] Musubi**
I'll shout, "There!" when it gets
to the unacceptable part.
**[00:26] Meisaku**
Uh, guess I'm singing it, then.
**[00:28] Sign**
"The Rolling Acorn"
Written by Aoki Nagayoshi Composed by Yanada Tadashi
**[00:32] Meisaku**
An acorn rolled down
**[00:34] Musubi**
There!
**[00:34] Meisaku**
Already?!
**[00:36] Musubi**
When you say "rolled down"...
**[00:38] Musubi**
That's a rice ball thing, don'tcha know!
**[00:39] Tsurukou**
"Don'tcha know"?
**[00:40] Musubi**
Anything shaped like an acorn wouldn't roll.
**[00:43] Meisaku**
I think it would, wouldn't it?
**[00:44] Sweets**
Yup.
**[00:45] Musubi**
The most rollable shape is
a triangle. Like a rice ball!
**[00:48] Tsurukou**
Round's better.
**[00:49] Musubi**
Anyhow, that song's unacceptable.
**[00:51] ---**
I've gathered you all here today to show
you the rolling-ability of a rice ball.
**[00:55] Meisaku**
The rolling-ability, huh?
**[00:57] Musubi**
Time me as I roll, okay?
**[00:59] Musubi**
Ready?
**[01:01] Tsurukou**
And he's gone.
**[01:02] Sweets**
By the way, how does
the rest of that song go?
**[01:05] Meisaku**
An acorn rolls into a pond and gets immersed
in the water, then a loach plays with him.
**[01:05] Sign**
The
Rolling
Acorn
**[01:10] Sweets**
Immersed in a pond?
**[01:11] Tsurukou**
If that happened to Musubi-paisen,
it'd be a total disaster.
**[01:14] Sweets**
He'd come apart in the water.
**[01:16] Meisaku**
That's true.
**[01:18] Tsurukou**
That's not a good sound, right?!
**[01:20] Meisaku**
Let's go find him!
**[01:23] Sign**
No Swimming
**[01:24] Musubi**
I'm immersed in a pond
and now I'm in trouble.
**[01:26] ---**
My body's starting to fall apart!
**[01:29] Loach**
Hello there!
***SIGN*** No Swimming
**[01:30] Musubi**
Wh-Who might you be?
**[01:31] Loach**
I'm a loach.
**[01:33] Musubi**
Great timing! Could you nudge me to the shore?
**[01:36] Loach**
Little boy!
**[01:37] Musubi**
Little boy?
**[01:38] Loach**
Let's play together!
**[01:40] Musubi**
Were you listening?
**[01:41] Loach**
If you play a game with me,
I'll take you to the shore.
**[01:44] ---**
All right, what do you wanna play?
**[01:46] Musubi**
You really want to play right now?
**[01:48] Loach**
Choose from the following:
**[01:49] Loach**
"Hide-and-seek."
**[01:49] Sign**
Hide-and-Seek
**[01:49] Sign**
Hide-and-Seek
**[01:50] Sign**
Hide-and-Seek
**[01:50] Sign**
Hide-and-Seek
**[01:50] Musubi**
I can't move right now.
**[01:52] Loach**
"Water play."
**[01:52] Sign**
Water Play
**[01:52] Sign**
Water Play
**[01:53] Musubi**
You mean what we're already doing?
**[01:53] Sign**
Water Play
**[01:53] Sign**
Water Play
**[01:55] Loach**
"Find the loach that's hiding."
**[01:55] Sign**
Find the
Loach That's
Hiding
**[01:55] Sign**
Find the
Loach That's
Hiding
**[01:56] Sign**
Find the
Loach That's
Hiding
**[01:56] Sign**
Find the
Loach That's
Hiding
**[01:56] Musubi**
That's hide-and-seek!
**[01:58] Sign**
Sword Play with Spiked Bats
**[01:58] Sign**
Sword Play with Spiked Bats
**[01:58] Loach**
"Sword play with spiked bats."
**[01:59] Sign**
Sword Play with Spiked Bats
**[01:59] Sign**
Sword Play with Spiked Bats
**[01:59] Musubi**
I've never heard of that,
and I don't want to play it.
**[02:02] Loach**
Oh, come on now.
**[02:03] ---**
You complain too much.
**[02:04] Musubi**
Can't you suggest something
a little more doable?
**[02:07] Loach**
How about...
**[02:08] Loach**
...a staring contest?
**[02:09] Musubi**
I can do that!
**[02:10] Loach**
Best of 100!
**[02:10] Sign**
Staring Contest: Best of 100
**[02:10] Sign**
Staring Contest: Best of 100
**[02:12] Musubi**
That's *way* too many rounds!
**[02:14] Loach**
The longer the game, the better it is, right?
**[02:14] Sign**
Staring Contest: Best of 100
**[02:14] Sign**
Staring Contest: Best of 100
**[02:17] Musubi**
Why do you want to play so much?
**[02:19] Loach**
I get lonely.
**[02:21] ---**
I'm the only one in this pond.
**[02:24] Musubi**
Oh, are you?
**[02:25] Musubi**
Okay, I'll play with you!
**[02:27] Loach**
Thank you! But I have one favor to ask.
**[02:30] Musubi**
Yes?
**[02:31] Loach**
I have an early start tomorrow,
so please be mindful of that.
**[02:35] Musubi**
Huh? We're not playing *that* long!
**[02:40] Meisaku**
Musubi!
**[02:41] Musubi**
Hey, I'm over here!
**[02:44] Meisaku**
A loach?
**[02:45] Musubi**
I'm right here!
**[02:47] Meisaku**
You're tiny!
**[02:48] Tsurukou**
What's happening here?
**[02:49] Musubi**
I'll explain it all...
**[02:51] Musubi**
...in song!
**[02:52] Meisaku**
Why in song?
**[02:54] Sign**
"The Rolling Rice Ball"
Lyrics: Musubi
**[02:58] Sign**
A rice ball rolled down
**[02:59] Sign**
(Translation: Rolling down a gentle hill)
**[03:01] Meisaku**
In English?!
**[03:01] Sign**
Immersed in a game and now in trouble
**[03:04] Tsurukou**
Immersed in a game, not a pond?
**[03:06] Sign**
The loach got tired and bored
**[03:08] Sweets**
You played that much, huh?
**[03:09] Sign**
Little boy, it's about time you went home
**[03:13] Meisaku**
The loach wants him to leave!
**[03:15] Musubi**
Once we started playing,
I got totally sucked in.
**[03:18] Tsurukou**
So can we just agree that rice balls
and acorns both roll really well?
**[03:22] Musubi**
I'm no longer mad about
that section of the song.
**[03:25] Meisaku**
Oh, really?
**[03:26] Musubi**
Only that section, though.
**[03:27] Sweets**
You're still mad about other parts of it?
**[03:29] Musubi**
I'll shout "There!" when you get to it,
so start singing, Meisaku.
**[03:32] Meisaku**
Again?
**[03:33] Sign**
"The Rolling Acorn"
Written by Aoki Nagayoshi Composed by Yanada Tadashi
**[03:37] Sign**
An acorn rolled down
**[03:39] Sign**
Plip-plopping
**[03:40] Musubi**
There!
**[03:41] Meisaku**
Already?!
**[03:42] Musubi**
My issue with it is...
**[03:44] Musubi**
What does "plip-plopping" even mean?!
**[03:46] Meisaku**
Who cares?
**[03:48] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E199 - Dasaku-Kun's Trash Picture Story Show
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4XW9M/dasaku-kuns-trash-picture-story-show)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Sign**
Once upon a time, there was a zombie who was a herbivore
**[00:06] Dasaku**
Once upon a time, there was
a zombie who was a herbivore.
**[00:10] Dasaku**
Zombies can turn humans
into zombies by biting them.
**[00:10] Sign**
Zombies can turn humans into zombies by biting them
**[00:12] Dasaku**
But since he was a herbivore,
he didn't bite any humans.
**[00:12] Sign**
But since he was a herbivore, he didn't bite any humans
**[00:16] Dasaku**
The end.
**[00:16] Sign**
The end
**[00:17] Dasaku**
What did you think, everyone?
**[00:19] Kid 1**
It was boring.
**[00:20] Dasaku**
Wasn't it?
**[00:21] Kid 2**
Like, I don't get it.
**[00:23] Dasaku**
Yes, yes.
**[00:23] Kid 1**
Boo! What kinda story do you call that?
**[00:23] Kid 2**
Boring! Boo! It's too short.
**[00:26] Dasaku**
Yes, exactly! So this story is...
**[00:29] Dasaku**
Say it with me now!
**[00:31] ---**
Absolute trash! Right?
**[00:33] Dasaku**
Okay, this next one's called:
**[00:34] ---**
"A Middle-Aged Man Who Slept Through
Till Evening Because It Was His Day Off."
**[00:34] Sign**
A Middle-Aged Man
**[00:34] Sign**
Who Slept Through Till Evening Because It Was His Day Off
**[00:37] ---**
Now *this* is the trashiest of trash.
**[00:39] Kid 1**
Sounds dull. Let's go home.
**[00:41] Dasaku**
Children, wait!
**[00:44] ---**
Damn it! But why?
**[00:45] ---**
It's such a boring story.
**[00:48] ---**
Why don't they want to
listen to the whole thing?
**[00:51] Meisaku**
They don't want to *because* it's boring!
**[00:51] Sign**
Episode 199
Dasaku-Kun's Trash Picture Story Show
**[00:53] Dasaku**
Oh. It's you, Meisaku Matsuda.
**[00:55] Meisaku**
What were you doing just now?
**[00:57] Dasaku**
Teaching kids the joy of reading trash.
But for some reason, they're not interested.
**[01:01] ---**
Not many kids show up, and
those that do leave halfway.
**[01:04] Meisaku**
No one wants to see them
because they're garbage.
**[01:06] Dasaku**
That's not true!
**[01:07] ---**
There's total trash that gets read
by *everyone* for some reason.
**[01:10] ---**
I want to create garbage like that!
**[01:12] Nokio**
I didn't think a dream could
be so impossible to support.
**[01:14] Musubi**
Well, he *is* creating trash, after all.
**[01:16] Dasaku**
I'll research more and produce the
trashiest trash that makes everyone go:
**[01:19] ---**
"Wow, that was a total waste of time,"
and they'll all feel a sense of emptiness!
**[01:23] Meisaku**
That's a terrible goal.
**[01:26] Bolt**
It's awful, Meisaku!
**[01:28] Meisaku**
What's up?
**[01:28] Musubi**
Dasaku-kun's picture story
show is drawing a crowd!
**[01:32] Bolt**
Take a look!
**[01:33] Kids**
I'm so excited!
**[01:34] Meisaku**
It's true!
**[01:37] Dasaku**
Plenty of kids in the gallery today.
**[01:39] Meisaku**
Dasaku-kun, you decided to write
an enjoyable story in the end?
**[01:42] Dasaku**
Nope, no fun to be had
at *this* picture story show.
**[01:44] Meisaku**
So wait, it *isn't* fun?
**[01:45] Musubi**
Then, why are so many people here to see it?
**[01:48] Dasaku**
Well, it's because...
**[01:49] Dasaku**
...it *seems* interesting!
**[01:51] Meisaku**
It seems interesting?
**[01:52] Dasaku**
It's not fun at all, but I made it *look* fun.
**[01:55] Musubi**
What do you mean?
**[01:56] Dasaku**
First, look at this!
**[01:57] ---**
First rule of trash:
Use a clickbait thumbnail!
**[01:58] Sign**
Clickbait Thumbnail
**[01:59] Bolt**
Clickbait... thumbnail?!
**[02:01] Nokio**
That thing where a video is nothing
like its thumbnail suggests?
**[02:04] Musubi**
Ah, it's true! Look at the front
cover of his picture story!
**[02:05] Sign (Left)**
Best
Episode
**[02:05] Sign (Left)**
Best
Episode
**[02:05] Sign (Top)**
Surprise Gift Campaign
**[02:05] Sign (Middle)**
to choose from?!
**[02:05] Sign (Bottom)**
A masterpiece
**[02:05] Sign (Bottom)**
A masterpiece
**[02:05] Sign (Bottom)**
greater than Momotaro?!
**[02:05] Sign (Bottom)**
greater than Momotaro?!
**[02:07] Nokio**
It's got all kinds of exaggerations on it!
**[02:08] Meisaku**
You wanted people to come see it that badly?
**[02:11] Dasaku**
Okay, I'll allow you to stay and
watch my trash picture story show.
**[02:16] Bolt**
Even though I know it'll be bad,
I can't fight the urge to see it!
**[02:20] Nokio**
It's the kind of trash we can't *not* see...
What on earth are we gonna do?
**[02:24] Meisaku**
Why don't we just watch it?
**[02:25] Bolt**
Good idea.
**[02:26] Sign**
Once upon a time,
**[02:26] Dasaku**
Once upon a time,
**[02:28] Dasaku**
there lived an old man and an old woman.
**[02:28] Sign**
there lived an old man and an old woman
**[02:30] Musubi**
Fairly standard opening.
**[02:31] Dasaku**
The old man went up the
mountainside to cut grass.
**[02:31] Sign**
The old man went up the mountainside to cut grass
**[02:33] Nokio**
Huh? It suddenly went live-action!
**[02:35] Dasaku**
It's another rule of trash I found out about...
**[02:37] Dasaku**
"Who Wins? Live-Action Adaptation!"
**[02:37] Sign**
Who Wins? Live-Action Adaptation
**[02:39] Dasaku**
By adapting it into a
live-action film no one asked for,
**[02:42] ---**
it becomes trash despised by
old fans and new fans alike.
**[02:45] Bolt**
Yeah, that does happen.
**[02:46] Dasaku**
The old man who was
gathering wood suddenly...
**[02:46] Sign**
The old man who was gathering wood suddenly
**[02:49] Musubi**
Oh, back to drawings.
**[02:50] Dasaku**
...passed away.
**[02:50] Sign**
passed away
**[02:51] Meisaku**
Huh?
**[02:52] Sign**
Then he reincarnated in another world for now
**[02:52] Dasaku**
Then he reincarnated in
another world for now.
**[02:55] Nokio**
Why "for now"?
**[02:56] Dasaku**
It's another rule of trash:
**[02:58] ---**
"Jumping on the Bandwagon!"
**[02:58] Sign**
Jumping on the Bandwagon
**[03:00] Dasaku**
If you dabble in the in-thing,
people will check it out.
**[03:03] ---**
That's why, right now,
you gotta isekai your characters.
**[03:06] Nokio**
Don't isekai people for such
underhanded reasons. You're the worst!
**[03:09] Meisaku**
Did you forget we did that, too?
**[03:11] Sign**
Then the old man streamed gameplay, his morning routine,
**[03:11] Dasaku**
Then the old man streamed
gameplay, his morning routine,
**[03:11] Sign**
Gameplay
**[03:11] Sign**
Morning Routine
**[03:11] Sign**
Cover Song
**[03:11] Sign**
Dance Cover
**[03:14] Sign**
a cover song, and a dance cover
**[03:14] Dasaku**
a cover song, and a dance cover.
**[03:16] Musubi**
Jeez, he's all over the place!
**[03:17] Bolt**
Don't pretend to be a creator
if all you do is imitate!
**[03:20] Dasaku**
Well, that's all I've got for you today.
**[03:22] ---**
Next time, you'll get to see...
**[03:24] ---**
...an important announcement from the old man!
**[03:24] Sign**
IMPORTANT
ANNOUNCEMENT
**[03:27] Nokio**
The kind that turns out not to be important?
**[03:29] Musubi**
Or where he announces he's retiring,
but he'll come back right away?
**[03:32] Meisaku**
It's *guaranteed* to be trash!
**[03:37] Kids**
Boo!
**[03:39] Meisaku**
Everyone's super mad.
**[03:41] Dasaku**
Uh-huh, yup, that's right.
**[03:43] ---**
This title is...
**[03:45] ---**
Say it with me now!
**[03:46] All**
Absolute trash!
**[03:47] Dasaku**
That's correct!
**[03:48] ---**
If it sounds interesting but ends up
sucking, it's the trashiest of trash!
**[03:52] Bolt**
It's the worst.
**[03:53] Dasaku**
Well then, that concludes
this week's *Meisaku-Kun*.
**[03:57] Meisaku**
Huh? Uh... that's the end?
**[03:58] Dasaku**
That's right.
**[03:59] Meisaku**
Y'know, your face looks kind of odd...
**[04:01] Dasaku**
This is another rule of trash:
**[04:03] Sign**
QUALITY
**[04:03] Dasaku**
"QUALITY!"
**[04:04] Dasaku**
In trash anime, the art's
only good at the start.
**[04:06] ---**
Later in the series, the art
takes a nosedive, so watch out.
**[04:09] Meisaku**
*Meisaku-Kun* isn't a trash anime, you know!
**[04:13] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E200 - Special Deluxe Friendship
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDWP22/special-deluxe-friendship)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Sign (Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:05] Sign (Left)**
School Zone
**[00:05] Sign (Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:05] Sign (Right)**
Peaches from
Shangri-La
**[00:06] Meisaku**
Like I said, I can't come.
**[00:07] Sign (Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:07] Sign (Left)**
School Zone
**[00:07] ---**
Because I can't!
**[00:09] Nokio**
What's up with him?
**[00:09] Sign**
Episode 200
Special Deluxe Friendship
**[00:11] Tsurukou**
He's blowing the hell
up on someone on the phone.
**[00:12] Sign (Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:12] Sign (Left)**
School Zone
**[00:12] Sign (Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:12] Sign (Right)**
Peaches from
Shangri-La
**[00:12] Meisaku**
I'm hanging up now!
**[00:14] Sign (Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:14] Sign (Left)**
School Zone
**[00:14] ---**
Gotta go! Bye!
**[00:16] Bolt**
What was that about?
**[00:17] Meisaku**
Well, Sweets is home alone, and he wanted
me to come over because he's afraid.
**[00:21] Sign (Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:21] Sign (Left)**
School Zone
**[00:23] Tsurukou**
He sounds like a little kid.
**[00:25] Meisaku**
But there's something I gotta go do.
**[00:27] Nokio**
Something you gotta go do?
**[00:29] Meisaku**
Mei drew a portrait of me at
preschool and brought it home.
**[00:29] Sign (Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:29] Sign (Left)**
School Zone
**[00:32] Bolt**
And?
**[00:33] Nokio**
So?
**[00:34] Sign (Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:34] Sign (Left)**
School Zone
**[00:34] Sign (Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:34] Sign (Right)**
Peaches from
Shangri-La
**[00:34] Meisaku**
I wanna see it as soon as possible.
**[00:35] Sign (Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:35] Sign (Left)**
School Zone
**[00:36] Bolt**
Oh, and that means you can't
*possibly* spare time for Sweets, huh?
**[00:39] Nokio**
You're one cold-hearted person.
**[00:41] Tsurukou**
Never heard of friendship, Paisen?
**[00:43] Meisaku**
Stop attacking me, jeez!
**[00:44] ---**
Hey, you guys look free. Why don't
you go visit Sweets in my place?
**[00:48] Tsurukou**
Ugh, such a pain.
**[00:49] Sign (Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:49] Sign (Left)**
School Zone
**[00:49] Meisaku**
What happened to "friendship"?!
**[00:51] Nokio**
What's in it for us?
**[00:52] Meisaku**
For you?
**[00:53] ---**
Well, Sweets did say he was
ordering some special deluxe sushi.
**[00:54] Sign (Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:54] Sign (Left)**
School Zone
**[00:54] Sign (Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:54] Sign (Right)**
Peaches from
Shangri-La
**[00:54] Sign**
Ordering Special Deluxe Sushi
**[00:54] Sign**
Ordering Special Deluxe Sushi
**[00:58] Nok/Bol/Tsu**
Well, if you *insist*...
**[01:00] Meisaku**
Look at your faces!
**[01:04] Sweets**
Hello! Who is it?
**[01:06] Nokio**
*It's Nokio.*
**[01:07] Bolt**
*And Bolt.*
**[01:08] Tsurukou**
*Tsurukou, too!*
**[01:09] Sweets**
Huh? What are you all doing here?
**[01:11] Bolt**
We heard about the special deluxe...
**[01:12] ---**
I mean, we came to check on
you 'cause you're home alone.
**[01:15] Sweets**
Peachy peach! You're all so kind!
It's a blessing to have such good friends.
**[01:19] Nokio**
Isn't it just?
**[01:19] Sweets**
All right, see ya!
**[01:21] Nokio**
H-Hey! Invite us in!
**[01:23] Sweets**
I can't do that!
**[01:24] Tsurukou**
Huh?
**[01:25] Sweets**
I'm wary of guests right now 'cause
I just read this classic tale called:
**[01:26] Sign**
The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats
**[01:26] Sign**
The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats
**[01:28] ---**
"The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats."
**[01:30] Bolt**
What's that?
**[01:31] Tsurukou**
I know that story.
**[01:32] ---**
Seven little goats are
house-sitting all by themselves,
**[01:32] Sign**
The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats
**[01:35] ---**
when a wolf shows up, pretends to
be their mom, and eats 'em all up.
**[01:39] Sweets**
That's why I'm not letting
anyone in, other than Meisaku!
**[01:43] Bolt**
What about us?!
**[01:44] Sweets**
No way!
**[01:45] ---**
You might be a wolf that
looks exactly like Bolt!
**[01:47] Tsurukou**
He's ultra-suspicious of everything!
**[01:49] Bolt**
Shoulda known he was an idiot.
**[01:50] Nokio**
What do we do now?
**[01:52] Tsurukou**
Leave this to me.
**[01:55] ---**
Sweets, it's me, Meisaku.
**[01:58] Nokio**
Is that really gonna work?
**[01:59] Sweets**
Hm, wait, that voice...
**[02:02] Sweets**
Meisaku?
**[02:02] Bolt**
Guess it worked.
**[02:03] Meisaku**
I'm going to tell you all about a classic tale.
**[02:06] Nokio**
Good one. He does that every chance he gets.
**[02:09] Tsurukou**
"The Wolf and the Seven Little
Goats" is a tale about a wolf.
**[02:13] ---**
And it has seven little goats in it.
**[02:15] Bolt**
Well, *obviously*.
**[02:16] Nokio**
That was so bad, Sweets
is sure to see through you.
**[02:18] Sweers**
There's no doubt about it. That's Meisaku!
**[02:20] Nokio**
He's so gullible.
**[02:21] Turukou**
In the tale, the wolf also imitates
the voice of the goats' mom.
**[02:25] Bolt**
Which means he fell for the same trick.
**[02:27] Nokio**
He learned nothing from the tale.
**[02:29] Sweets**
However!
**[02:30] ---**
I'm super suspicious right now!
**[02:32] ---**
I'm not opening this door until
I see Meisaku on the monitor!
**[02:35] Tsurukou**
Such a pain!
**[02:36] Sweets**
Feet! Show me Meisaku's feet!
**[02:38] Bolt**
Why his feet?
**[02:39] Tsurukou**
Probably because that's what the
little goats ask to see in the tale.
**[02:42] Nokio**
But that leads to the goats getting
eaten. Why follow their example?
**[02:46] Bolt**
I guess we can try showing him my feet.
**[02:48] Sweets**
Peachy peach! Meisaku's
feet don't look like that!
**[02:50] Bolt**
He didn't fall for it.
**[02:52] Sweets**
Meisaku wears pink platform sandals!
**[02:55] Tsurukou**
Do you even know him?
**[02:56] Nokio**
Time for our last resort!
**[03:00] Nokio**
So, as a last resort,
I brought Meisaku himself.
**[03:04] Bolt**
But Sweets is still skeptical.
**[03:05] Meisaku**
I told you, it really is me!
**[03:08] Sweets**
You're not wearing platform sandals!
**[03:09] Meisaku**
I don't wear party girl sandals!
**[03:11] Tsurukou**
This is hopeless.
**[03:12] Sweets**
Then, can you answer this question?
**[03:14] ---**
If you really are Meisaku,
you must remember *that* day.
**[03:17] Meisaku**
"That day"? Which day?
**[03:20] Bolt**
Special deluxe sushi is at stake. Think hard.
**[03:22] Tsurukou**
This'll determine if your friendship
is standard size or special deluxe!
**[03:25] Meisaku**
That just puts pressure on me.
**[03:28] Sweets**
Answer this!
**[03:29] ---**
So on that day, um, uh...
**[03:32] ---**
What happened?
**[03:33] Meisaku**
You don't remember?!
**[03:35] Sweets**
Peachy peach! Th-That comeback...
**[03:37] ---**
It *is* Meisaku!
**[03:38] Meisaku**
Seriously?!
**[03:41] Sign**
Dog
Monkey
Pheasant
**[03:41] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[03:41] Sweets**
Thanks for coming, everyone!
I believed in you!
**[03:44] Meisaku**
You had a lot of doubts.
**[03:45] Nokio**
Never mind that! Where's
the special deluxe sushi?
**[03:47] Sweets**
Oh, the delivery guy came earlier.
**[03:49] Bolt**
And?
**[03:49] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[03:49] Sign**
Dog
Monkey
Pheasant
**[03:50] Tsurukou**
Where's the sushi now?
**[03:51] Sweets**
Not here.
**[03:52] Nokio**
Huh?
**[03:53] Sweets**
The delivery guy...
**[03:54] Sweets**
...could've been a wolf, so I sent him away!
**[03:57] Nok/Bol/Tsu**
You're ultra-suspicious of everything!
**[03:57] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[03:57] Sign**
Dog
Monkey
Pheasant
**[03:59] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E201 - Boltbusters
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZE7X0/boltbusters)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Sign**
Student
on Duty
Today
**[00:07] Bolt**
Boltbusters!
**[00:08] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:08] Sign**
Story
**[00:09] Meisaku**
Right.
**[00:09] Sign**
Student
on Duty
Today
**[00:11] Bolt**
Boltbusters!
**[00:13] Meisaku**
Uh, yeah...
**[00:13] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:13] Sign**
Story
**[00:14] Bolt**
How was that?
**[00:14] Meisaku**
I don't know what to say.
**[00:16] Sign**
Episode 201
Boltbusters
**[00:16] Bolt**
I watched the classic movie,
*Ghostbusters*, and got inspired.
**[00:20] Meisaku**
Oh, so that's why you were doing that.
**[00:20] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:20] Sign**
Story
**[00:22] Musubi**
What's *Ghostbusters*?
**[00:24] Meisaku**
*Ghostbusters* is a movie
about men who catch ghosts.
**[00:24] Sign**
Ghostbusters
**[00:28] ---**
They wear vacuum cleaner-like things on
their backs, and suck up ghosts with them.
**[00:32] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:32] Sign**
Story
**[00:32] Bolt**
By the way, mine isn't "like"
a vacuum cleaner, it *is* one.
**[00:35] Sign**
Student
on Duty
Today
**[00:35] ---**
It boasts steady suction power,
so it can suck up ghosts.
**[00:38] Meisaku**
I doubt that.
**[00:39] Sign**
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**[00:39] Sign**
Story
**[00:39] Bolt**
After watching the movie,
I decided to form the "Boltbusters"!
**[00:41] Sign**
Boltbusters
**[00:41] Sign**
Boltbusters
**[00:43] Nokio**
Wouldn't "Boltbusters" mean you bust Bolts?
**[00:43] Sign**
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**[00:43] Sign**
Story
**[00:46] Musubi**
What do you plan to do?
**[00:48] Bolt**
Bust ghosts, of course.
**[00:50] ---**
I wrote a phone number on some fliers
and put them up around school.
**[00:53] ---**
Clients should be calling any time now.
**[00:53] Sign**
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**[00:53] Sign**
Story
**[00:55] Meisaku**
I don't think it's quite as easy as that.
**[00:58] Bolt**
See? There's one now!
**[00:59] Nokio**
Someone *did* call!
**[00:59] Sign**
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**[00:59] Sign**
Story
**[01:00] Meisaku**
Don't be ridiculous. That's my phone ringing.
**[01:03] ---**
Hello?
**[01:04] Bolt**
Don't be silly, Meisaku.
**[01:04] Sign**
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**[01:04] Sign**
Story
**[01:05] ---**
I put your number on the fliers.
**[01:08] Client**
*I need a ghost busted, please.*
**[01:09] Meisaku**
Use your own phone number!
**[01:09] Sign**
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**[01:09] Sign**
Story
**[01:13] Bolt**
This is where they need my services!
**[01:15] Meisaku**
An old European-style house, huh?
**[01:16] Nokio**
It does look like it could be haunted.
**[01:18] Bolt**
Listen up. If you see any ghosts, shout for me.
**[01:21] ---**
Shout, "Bolt!" as loud as you can. Got that?
**[01:23] Meisaku**
Fine.
**[01:24] Bolt**
Nokio?
**[01:25] Nokio**
'Kay.
**[01:26] Bolt**
Musubi?
**[01:26] Musubi**
Yup.
**[01:27] Bolt**
And you?
**[01:28] Ghost**
Sure.
**[01:30] Bolt**
Bolt!
**[01:31] Meisaku**
Don't call out to yourself!
**[01:33] Bolt**
Calm down, everyone.
Let's see if this spirit is evil.
**[01:36] ---**
If it is, I'll suck it up with this!
**[01:38] Meisaku**
How do you find out if it's evil or not?
**[01:40] Bolt**
That's easy. All ghosts...
**[01:42] Bolt**
...are evil!
**[01:44] Meisaku**
Confirm it first!
**[01:45] Bolt**
Okay, Mister, answer "yes"
or "no" to these statements.
**[01:48] Ghost**
Who, me?
**[01:49] Meisaku**
You're quizzing the ghost?
**[01:51] Bolt**
"I am an evil spirit."
**[01:51] Sign**
I am an evil spirit
**[01:52] Ghost**
No.
**[01:53] Meisaku**
There, you got your answer.
**[01:53] Sign**
I've killed a human before
**[01:54] Bolt**
"I've killed a human before."
**[01:56] Ghost**
No.
**[01:57] Bolt**
"I hold a grudge against humans."
**[01:57] Sign**
I hold a grudge against humans
**[01:58] Ghost**
No.
**[01:59] Bolt**
"People who are routinely a
few minutes late irritate me."
**[01:59] Sign**
People who are routinely
**[01:59] Sign**
a few minutes late irritate me
**[02:02] Ghost**
Um, no.
**[02:03] Bolt**
"When you ask someone 'Are you mad?'
and they say 'yes,' they're mad,
**[02:03] Sign**
When you ask someone "Are you mad?" and they say "yes," they're mad,
**[02:03] Sign**
and if they say "no," they're definitely mad
**[02:06] ---**
and if they say 'no,' they're definitely mad."
**[02:08] Ghost**
Hm...
**[02:10] Ghost**
Yes.
**[02:11] Bolt**
You're evil!
**[02:12] Meisaku**
You can't tell that from that statement!
**[02:14] Ghost**
Did you all come here
to help me rest in peace?
**[02:18] Nokio**
Well, you could say that.
**[02:19] Ghost**
I see.
**[02:20] ---**
But you know, I'm not ready for that.
**[02:23] Meisaku**
Why can't you rest in peace?
**[02:24] Ghost**
You want to know *why* I'm clinging
to this world in this miserable state?
**[02:30] ---**
Why my grudge keeps me bound to this house?
**[02:34] Nokio**
H-His aura's changed somehow.
**[02:36] Bolt**
Good. That's more evil spirit-like!
**[02:37] Meisaku**
Don't be so happy that he might be evil!
**[02:39] Ghost**
I bought this house 20 years ago.
**[02:42] Musubi**
Gulp.
**[02:43] Ghost**
But the day I was supposed to move in, I died!
**[02:47] ---**
Over time, this beautiful,
newly built house became dirty.
**[02:51] ---**
I'm too sad about it to rest in peace!
**[02:55] Nokio**
That's the reason you can't pass on?
**[02:57] Bolt**
But wait... that means you're...
**[03:00] Musubi**
Not evil.
**[03:01] Meisaku**
If that's the case...
**[03:02] Meisaku**
Maybe we can help?
**[03:06] Bolt**
This vacuum wasn't meant for cleaning.
**[03:09] Meisaku**
That's *exactly* what it was designed for.
**[03:11] Bolt**
I'm done!
**[03:12] Ghost**
Wow! It looks as beautiful
as when it was built.
**[03:15] ---**
Now I'm finally ready to pass on...
**[03:19] Meisaku**
The ghost is disappearing!
**[03:21] Ghost**
Thank you, thank you...
**[03:23] Bolt**
Now!
**[03:24] Bolt**
Boltbusters!
**[03:25] Meisaku**
He's passing on! You don't
need to suck him up!
**[03:29] Sign**
Don't run
**[03:29] Sign**
in the
hallway
**[03:29] Bolt**
I wasn't able to catch the ghost after all.
**[03:32] Musubi**
He passed on, so it's all good.
**[03:34] Bolt**
However, thanks to word of mouth,
Boltbusters' reputation is skyrocketing!
**[03:39] Nokio**
Huh?
**[03:39] Meisaku**
Like I said...
**[03:39] Sign**
Don't run
**[03:39] Sign**
in the
hallway
**[03:40] Meisaku**
We do ghostbusting...
**[03:42] Meisaku**
...*not* cleaning!
**[03:43] Bolt**
Our reputation as cleaners, that is.
**[03:44] Sign**
Don't run
**[03:44] Sign**
in the
hallway
**[03:45] Meisaku**
At least call Bolt's cell instead of mine!
**[03:49] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E202 - The Dragon King's Speech
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2D3N5/the-dragon-kings-speech)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Sign**
Episode 202
The Dragon King's Speech
**[00:06] Peach**
Ugh, this sucks.
**[00:08] Pino**
Monday mornings are the worst
because there's always an assembly.
**[00:11] Meisaku**
Why do you hate 'em so much?
**[00:12] Pino**
The principal talks for too damn long.
**[00:15] Turtle?**
It sucks having to stand here and listen.
**[00:17] Rice**
Last week, someone passed out
and got taken to the infirmary.
**[00:19] Rice**
When they came back,
the principal was still talking.
**[00:22] Meisaku**
Wow, that's pretty damn long.
**[00:24] Peach**
Hey, it's starting.
**[00:25] ---**
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**[00:25] Sign**
Student Council
**[00:26] Prez**
I am the student council president,
Chienetsu Harusame!
**[00:29] Meisaku**
Hey, it's the president.
**[00:30] ---**
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**[00:30] Sign**
Student Council
**[00:30] Prez**
I know this is sudden, but this morning's
assembly speech by the principal...
**[00:34] Prez**
...has been canceled!
**[00:35] Pino**
For real?
**[00:36] Prez**
I will be conducting the
assemblies from now on.
**[00:36] ---**
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**[00:36] Sign**
Student Council
**[00:39] Turtle**
Woo, yeah! President!
**[00:41] Prez**
No more shall you be subjected
to long, boring assemblies.
**[00:44] Prez**
The time has come for the student council's...
**[00:46] Prez**
...long, *fun* assemblies!
**[00:49] All**
Damn it, they're still long?!
**[00:50] Turtle**
Make 'em short!
**[00:51] Pino**
It sucks having to stand here for so long!
**[00:53] Prez**
Let's kick things off with the
classic morning feel-good story.
**[00:53] ---**
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**[00:53] Sign**
Student Council
**[00:56] Some**
Classic?
**[00:57] Prez**
It's super touching, so don't forget to cry.
**[00:59] Turtle**
How are we meant to cry on demand?
**[01:01] Prez**
Let's talk about why this
school wants to educate you.
**[01:01] ---**
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**[01:01] Sign**
Student Council
**[01:04] Some**
Does it *really*, though?
**[01:05] Prez**
Our school has three golden rules.
**[01:07] Prez**
Be kind to others. Always
greet others energetically.
**[01:07] Sign**
Golden
**[01:07] Sign**
Rules
**[01:07] Sign**
Be kind to others
**[01:09] Sign**
Always greet others energetically
**[01:10] Prez**
Don't go swinging around an axe.
**[01:10] Sign**
Don't go swinging around an axe
**[01:12] Some**
Is that third one really necessary?
**[01:14] Prez**
So this morning, when I was
greeting people at the gates,
**[01:14] ---**
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**[01:14] Sign**
Student Council
**[01:17] Prez**
I encountered a student who
wasn't following these rules.
**[01:19] Pino**
Not everyone greets people all the time.
**[01:21] Prez**
So I said to them:
**[01:23] Prez**
"Swinging that axe around
like that is dangerous."
**[01:23] Sign**
Swinging that
axe around
like that is
dangerous
**[01:23] Sign**
Swinging that
axe around
like that is
dangerous
**[01:25] Some**
Someone really *did* have an axe.
**[01:27] Prez**
Now, let's take a moment to *really*
think about what the first golden rule,
**[01:27] ---**
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**[01:27] Sign**
Student Council
**[01:30] Prez**
"be kind to others," truly means.
**[01:32] Prez**
Who springs to mind when
you picture a kind person?
**[01:36] Meisaku**
I'm not sure...
**[01:37] Prez**
Me, of course.
**[01:38] Meisaku**
Yeah, no.
**[01:39] Prez**
True kindness is...
**[01:39] ---**
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**[01:39] Sign**
Student Council
**[01:40] Prez**
...when you go "Here" and toss a can of
coffee to a subordinate when they mess up.
**[01:41] Sign**
Here
**[01:44] Meisaku**
We're salarymen now?
**[01:46] Prez**
If you have a buddy who
didn't study before a test...
**[01:46] Sign**
Japa
**[01:46] Sign**
nese 10
**[01:48] Sign**
Yeah,
I didn't
study
either
**[01:48] Sign**
Yeah,
I didn't
study
either
**[01:48] Prez**
...lie and say: "Yeah, I didn't
study either" to put them at ease.
**[01:53] Meisaku**
Wait, that was a lie?! You ass!
**[01:55] ---**
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**[01:55] Sign**
Student Council
**[01:55] Prez**
Well?
**[01:56] Prez**
Any of you crying yet?
**[01:57] Rice**
Who'd cry listening to this crap?
**[01:59] Peach**
Peachy peach...
**[02:00] Meisaku**
Seriously?
**[02:01] ---**
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**[02:01] Sign**
Student Council
**[02:01] Prez**
Next, I'd like to acknowledge some of our
clubs for their excellent achievements.
**[02:05] Prez**
First up...
**[02:06] Prez**
The Inari Sushi Club.
**[02:06] Sign**
The Inari Sushi Club
**[02:06] Sign**
The Inari Sushi Club
**[02:07] Guy**
A club like that exists?
**[02:09] Prez**
In the Annual Spring Inari
Sushi Research Contest,
**[02:09] ---**
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**[02:09] Sign**
Student Council
**[02:11] Prez**
our In-Su Club managed to place 70th!
**[02:14] Pino**
Is that worth acknowledging?
**[02:16] Some**
In-Su? It has a nickname?
**[02:17] Prez**
Next up, the VB team.
**[02:17] ---**
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**[02:17] Sign**
Student Council
**[02:19] ---**
VB?
**[02:19] Prez**
By the way, I don't meant the sport
where you set and spike a ball.
**[02:22] Pino**
Oh, is it the Victorian-Era Ballet Team?
**[02:24] Prez**
Of course, I mean the Venerable Bronco Team.
**[02:24] Sign**
The Venerable Bronco Team
**[02:24] Sign**
The Venerable Bronco Team
**[02:25] Sign**
V B
**[02:25] Sign**
V B
**[02:26] Some**
The hell kind of club is that?
**[02:28] Prez**
In a recent contest where you
had to guess a horse's age,
**[02:28] ---**
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**[02:28] Sign**
Student Council
**[02:30] Prez**
our Venerable Bronco Team
placed 8th at Nationals!
**[02:32] Prez**
Congratulations!
**[02:33] Turtle**
Is that actually good, though?
**[02:35] ---**
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**[02:35] Sign**
Student Council
**[02:35] Prez**
Next up, we have a real class act.
**[02:37] Prez**
We won the National Handball Tournament!
**[02:40] Meisaku**
Wow, really? That's amazing.
**[02:42] Prez**
Let's give a huge round of applause to
the winners of the Handball Nationals:
**[02:42] ---**
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**[02:42] Sign**
Student Council
**[02:45] Prez**
The members of the In-Su Club!
**[02:45] Sign**
The Inari Sushi Club
**[02:45] Sign**
The Inari Sushi Club
**[02:47] Meisaku**
Not the actual Handball Team?!
**[02:49] Pino**
Wow, the Inari Sushi Club's on fire.
**[02:51] Rice**
He just won't stop talking.
**[02:53] Meisaku**
Our classes are starting soon.
How long's he gonna keep babbling for?
**[02:56] Peach**
Probably at least until 2nd period.
**[02:59] Pino**
Maybe even 3rd.
**[03:01] Turtle**
Nah, he wouldn't go that long.
**[03:03] Some**
* And so, 4th period rolled around,*
* then lunch, and finally...*
**[03:09] Some**
*The first half of the assembly ended!*
**[03:10] Guy**
Sorry, the *first* half?!
**[03:14] All**
President!
**[03:15] Prez**
Well? How do you like the all-new assembly?
**[03:17] Prez**
We have a karaoke contest and a
mochi-making contest in the second half!
**[03:20] Turtle**
Who needs any of that?!
**[03:21] Prez**
What? But making mochi is fun.
**[03:23] Rice**
Speeches aren't meant
to be about having fun.
**[03:25] Peach**
More importantly...
**[03:27] All**
It's too damn long!
**[03:29] Prez**
What?! What kind of speech
do you all want, then?
**[03:31] Mei**
Well, for example, Dr. Martin Luther
King's speech on racial discrimination
**[03:36] Mei**
which had his "I have a dream" line
is pretty famous for being heartfelt.
**[03:39] Prez**
So you want a heartfelt speech, huh?
**[03:41] Prez**
Understood!
**[03:41] Sign**
UNDERSTOOD
**[03:43] ---**
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**[03:43] Sign**
Student Council
**[03:44] Prez**
So, on days when you didn't sleep enough,
you should have a light breakfast.
**[03:48] Meisaku**
Well?
**[03:49] Turtle**
It wasn't bad.
**[03:51] Rice**
It might even have been a little heartfelt.
**[03:53] Peach**
The only problem is...
**[03:55] Prez**
And with that...
**[03:55] ---**
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**[03:55] Sign**
Student Council
**[03:57] Prez**
I'd like to conclude my all-night speech!
**[04:00] All**
It's too damn long!
**[04:02] Some**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E203 - The Scary Jizo Statues
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX5J4E/the-scary-jizo-statues)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun*!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:06] Tsuru**
Wah! Wah!
**[00:07] Tsuru**
Something super scary happened!
**[00:07] Sign**
Episode 203
The Scary Jizo Statues
**[00:09] Mei**
What was it?
**[00:10] Tsuru**
I was walking home from school yesterday...
**[00:14] Tsuru**
And there were these Jizo
statues in big trouble!
**[00:18] Mai**
That sounds rough!
**[00:19] Tsuru**
I felt really bad for them,
so I held an umbrella over them.
**[00:23] Mei**
An umbrella?
**[00:23] Tsuru**
Well, it was drizzling!
**[00:25] Mei**
Do something about the tigers and the spears!
**[00:27] Tsuru**
Then I went home.
**[00:29] Bol**
How exactly was that scary?
**[00:31] Tsuru**
It wasn't! But the story isn't over!
**[00:34] Tsuru**
That very night, I was in bed,
**[00:36] Tsuru**
and I heard this creepy sound like...
"Tha-thump! Tha-thump!"
**[00:39] Bol**
Oh?
**[00:40] Tsuru**
I went outside to see what it was...
**[00:43] Tsuru**
And it was the Jizo statues
from that afternoon!
**[00:45] Tsuru**
Scary, right?!
**[00:47] Both**
Scary!
**[00:48] Tsuru**
For some reason they left food
and stuff in front of my house.
**[00:51] Tsuru**
Scary, right?
**[00:52] Mei**
No, that's not scary at all.
**[00:54] Mei**
Those were gifts.
**[00:55] Tsu**
Gifts? Really?
**[00:57] Mei**
There's a classic story
called *Jizo and the Hats*.
**[00:57] Sign**
Jizo
and
the
Hats
**[00:59] Mei**
One snowy day, an old man gives
hats to the Jizo statues,
**[01:02] Mei**
and then the Jizo statues bring
him gifts of rice in thanks.
**[01:07] Mei**
I think those statues brought gifts
to thank you for your kindness!
**[01:12] Tsuru**
I wish they'd brought better stuff, though.
**[01:14] Bol**
Did they bring rice to you, too?
**[01:15] Mei**
Yeah.
**[01:16] Mei**
But getting rice from
strangers creeps me out.
**[01:19] Mei**
I can't even eat rice
balls someone else makes.
**[01:22] Mei**
Don't be like that!
**[01:23] Noki**
They didn't give you anything else?
**[01:25] Tsuru**
They also gave me food!
**[01:27] Mei**
What kind of food?
**[01:28] Tsuru**
Strawberry jam, marmalade, and margarine!
**[01:28] Sign**
Strawberry Jam, Marmalade, Margarine
**[01:28] Sign**
Strawberry Jam, Marmalade, Margarine
**[01:31] Bol**
Those are all bread condiments!
**[01:32] Noki**
They shoulda given you bread, not rice!
**[01:34] Mei**
Now, now...
**[01:35] Tsuru**
They also gave me the newest game system!
**[01:37] Bol**
That's actually freakin' awesome!
**[01:39] Bol**
I'm freakin' jealous now!
**[01:41] Tsu**
But I already have this one.
**[01:43] Tsu**
Those Jizos are so useless.
**[01:45] Nok**
Bolt.
**[01:46] Bol**
Nokio.
**[01:47] Both**
Let's go!
**[01:48] Mei**
You're just after the gifts!
**[01:52] Tsuru**
They're polishing the heck out of those!
**[01:54] Mei**
They sure are!
**[01:55] Noki**
They're done! Look at this Jizo of mine!
**[01:57] Mei**
It doesn't belong to you.
**[01:59] Mei**
His features are more defined!
**[02:01] Noki**
Even old men want to be attractive.
**[02:03] Noki**
So I used a chisel to change his face!
**[02:05] Mei**
That's so blasphemous!
**[02:06] Noki**
He's gonna love this!
**[02:08] Noki**
I can't wait for my gifts!
**[02:10] Bol**
Look at this Jizo of mine!
**[02:11] Bol**
In the old story, the Jizos were cold.
**[02:14] Bol**
So this is the correct answer!
**[02:16] Mei**
A down jacket is *not* the answer!
**[02:18] Tsu**
It's summer, man!
**[02:20] Bol**
I can't wait to get my new game system!
**[02:22] Mei**
Not sure you're getting it.
**[02:24] Bol**
I spent 50,000 yen on that down jacket!
**[02:26] Bol**
I'd better be getting it!
**[02:27] Mei**
That's a big gamble!
**[02:31] Both**
I'm so excited!
**[02:32] Mei**
I can't stop you from getting excited, but...
**[02:35] Mei**
Why are you waiting in my house?!
**[02:35] Sign**
One Day,
One Classic
Story
**[02:37] Noki**
It'd be scary to have Jizo
statues coming to my house.
**[02:39] Mei**
It's scary for me, too!
**[02:40] Mei**
Scary!
**[02:42] Noki**
Oh, calm down.
**[02:43] Noki**
We'll pick up our stuff and go right home.
**[02:44] Mei**
What am I, a postal service?
**[02:46] Mei**
Well, whatever.
**[02:47] Mei**
I doubt you're getting any
gifts for what you did.
**[02:51] Bol**
Th-That sound... Could it be?
**[02:53] Tsuru**
That's the same sound I heard!
**[02:55] Bol**
The Jizo statues are here!
**[02:57] Noki**
But which one? Which Jizo statue came?
**[03:00] Noki**
That Jizo of mine!
**[03:02] ---**
Damn it!
**[03:03] Mei**
He's really going to thank you for that?
**[03:06] Noki**
You're giving me this?
**[03:08] Noki**
Thank you, Jizo statue!
**[03:09] Mei**
What'd he give you?
**[03:11] Noki**
It's...
**[03:12] Noki**
An anpan with a bite taken out of it!
**[03:15] Noki**
It's a freakin' anpan with
a bite taken out of it!
**[03:17] Noki**
Is this a joke or something?!
**[03:19] Bol**
It's that Jizo of mine!
**[03:20] Tsuru**
Did he really appreciate getting
a down jacket in summer?
**[03:22] Bol**
Look at that shine! It's...
**[03:25] Mei**
What now?
**[03:26] Bol**
It's... a down jacket!
**[03:30] Bol**
That's the thing I gave you!
**[03:31] Mei**
He returned it!
**[03:34] Both**
This is unacceptable!
**[03:36] Noki**
Why didn't we get game systems?!
**[03:38] Tsuru**
Probably because you only helped
them to try to get stuff.
**[03:41] Bol**
In other words, we need to not make
it obvious we're trying to get stuff.
**[03:44] Tsuru**
Maybe.
**[03:45] Noki**
Thanks, Tsuruko. That's very educational.
**[03:47] Bol**
Thanks, Tsuruko.
**[03:48] Bol**
It's pretty late. We'll walk you home.
**[03:50] Noki**
Wanna stop by my place for dinner?
**[03:52] Tsuru**
You're suddenly nice...
**[03:53] Tsuru**
Are you after *my* game systems?!
**[03:56] Mei**
You're the scary ones!
**[03:57] Mei**
Scary!
**[03:59] Some**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E204 - Spot the Error
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0PDZ1/spot-the-error)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:06] Meisaku**
Excuse me!
**[00:07] Sweets And Nokio**
Hmm...
**[00:07] Sign**
Episode 204
Spot the Error
**[00:09] Meisaku**
What are you two doing here?
**[00:11] Sweets**
Oh, Meisaku!
**[00:12] Nokio**
Lassi told us to do "spot the error."
**[00:15] Meisaku**
Okay.
**[00:15] Sweets**
But what's...
**[00:17] Sweets And Nokio**
"spot the error"?
**[00:18] Meisaku**
That's where you're stuck?!
**[00:20] Meisaku**
"Spot the Error" is literally
a game where you spot errors.
**[00:24] Meisaku**
How do you not know?
**[00:25] Nokio**
That breaks my heart.
**[00:27] Nokio**
There's no such thing as errors
on this beautiful planet.
**[00:29] Meisaku**
In this game, there are.
**[00:31] Lassi**
You two still haven't solved it yet?
**[00:34] Meisaku**
Mr. Lassi.
**[00:35] Lassi**
Seriously? Meisaku, help them spot the errors.
**[00:39] Meisaku**
Right...
***SIGN*** Can you spot the errors?
**[00:41] Meisaku**
Oh, it's a photo of you two.
**[00:43] Lassi**
Correct. It was taken
yesterday after school.
**[00:46] Meisaku**
What are the errors?
**[00:48] Meisaku**
Oh, the patterns on the balls are different!
**[00:50] Nokio**
My mouth is changed from "ah~" to "mmm~."
**[00:53] Meisaku**
Just say the shape of your mouth.
**[00:55] Lassi**
While those are correct,
there's one major error.
**[00:58] Sweets**
Really? What is it?
**[01:00] Lassi**
Time's up! Look here!
**[01:02] Nokio**
You mean behind us?
**[01:04] Meisaku**
That looks like a rock... Oh!
**[01:06] Lassi**
Indeed. The biggest error is...
***SIGN*** Answer: Playing soccer in the classroom
**[01:09] Lassi**
playing soccer in the classroom!
**[01:12] Meisaku**
That's the error?!
**[01:15] Lassi**
You were supposed to be taking the extra
lesson after school for failing the test.
**[01:18] Lassi**
As a punishment, I order you
to renovate your classroom!
**[01:22] Sweets And Nokio**
Boooo!
**[01:23] Meisaku**
Detention renovation rather
than detention cleaning!
**[01:26] Bolt**
Well, well, well...
**[01:28] Nokio**
Bolt?!
**[01:28] Bolt**
Mr. Lassi, are you really in a position to
quiz someone else for "spot the error"?
**[01:33] Lassi**
What do you mean?
**[01:34] Bolt**
You also made an error, did you not?
**[01:37] Bolt**
Here, solve this puzzle of "spot the error"!
**[01:40] Meisaku**
We're doing it again?
***SIGN*** Can you spot the errors?
**[01:42] Nokio**
Th-This is...!
**[01:43] Meisaku**
What?!
**[01:45] Lassi**
Wh-Where... just where
exactly did you find this?
**[01:47] Bolt**
I photographed this by chance, right here
in this teachers' lounge last night.
**[01:51] Meisaku**
Was it really by chance?
**[01:53] Bolt**
What could the errors possibly be?
**[01:56] Bolt**
Why don't you tell us?
**[01:58] Lassi**
Ugh...
**[02:00] Sweets**
Hey, the colors of the cans are different!
**[02:02] Meisaku**
You're simply looking for differences...
**[02:07] Lassi**
You were playing soccer in a classroom;
**[02:09] Lassi**
I was drinking in the teachers' lounge.
**[02:11] Lassi**
Now we're even.
**[02:12] Meisaku**
I think you're at a disadvantage
with six to four.
**[02:14] Lassi**
To hell with it! We'll decide who's
the winner with more "spot the error"!
***SIGN*** Can you spot the errors?
**[02:19] Lassi**
Can you solve this one?
**[02:20] Meisaku**
There are too many errors,
they're practically different pictures!
**[02:23] Lassi**
There are 40 errors in total.
**[02:26] Nokio**
That's too many to spot.
**[02:27] Bolt**
Now, it's our turn!
**[02:29] Bolt**
How about this one?
**[02:30] Sweets**
Wow, I see someone's hand on my shoulder.
**[02:32] Nokio**
I've turned into a faceless ghost!
**[02:34] Lassi**
Mysterious faces are floating around!
**[02:36] Meisaku**
It's a ghost photo!
**[02:40] Sweets**
We played too much "spot the error"...
**[02:42] Bolt**
Now everything looks...
**[02:44] Lassi**
...like they're errors...
**[02:46] Nokio**
Am I a human being?
**[02:48] Bolt**
Is my name Leonidas III?
**[02:49] Lassi**
What is a dog?
**[02:51] Meisaku**
You all have gone crazy.
**[02:52] Nokio**
By the way, what brought you to
the teachers' lounge, Meisaku?
**[02:55] Meisaku**
That reminds me, Mr. Lassi called me here.
**[02:58] Lassi**
That's right. There was an
error with your test score.
**[03:01] Lassi**
Meisaku, you failed it, so you
gotta take the extra lesson, too.
**[03:03] Meisaku**
I wish you hadn't spotted that error!
**[03:07] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[03:09] Lassi**
So everyone, there are seven
errors in this episode.
**[03:14] Meisaku**
Huh?
**[03:15] Bolt**
For example, I turned into
a kappa in this shot.
**[03:17] Sweets**
In this shot, I was slightly bigger.
**[03:20] Nokio**
There are five more errors.
**[03:22] Lassi**
Take your time to find them all!
**[03:24] Meisaku**
Don't use this anime for "spot the error"!
# E205 - Appare! Meisaku-Dono
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX7M3J/appare-meisaku-dono)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Sign**
Episode 205
Appare! Meisaku-Dono
**[00:06] Narrator**
* The Edo period. Two commoners in Dragon*
* Palace Town, Mei-san and Momobee,*
**[00:10] ---**
*are slacking off as usual.*
**[00:14] Sweets**
Man...
**[00:15] Sweets**
I wanna eat some desserts from the convenience
store and watch a K-drama on my phone.
**[00:18] Meisaku**
Hey now!
**[00:19] ---**
We're giving the classic genre
of "period drama" a try today,
**[00:20] Sign**
Period Drama
**[00:20] Sign**
Period Drama
**[00:23] ---**
so be more era-appropriate.
**[00:25] Sweets**
But I just can't get into it.
My outfit's the same.
**[00:28] Meisaku**
Swe— I mean, Momobee-san,
your outfit suits period dramas.
**[00:32] Bolt**
Mei-san! Momobee! You in there?
**[00:34] Meisaku**
Ah, it's Kamegoro-san, the landlord.
**[00:36] Bolt**
I'm coming in!
**[00:37] Bolt**
Are you two slacking off in
the middle of the day again?
**[00:39] Meisake**
Wait, why are you drawn like that?!
**[00:41] Bolt**
Oh, this? I look like I'm
from the Edo period, no?
**[00:43] Meisaku**
Yeah, *too* much. You stand out.
**[00:45] Bolt**
My arms are getting tired, though.
**[00:46] Sweets**
It's because you can't move them.
**[00:48] Bolt**
But never mind all that!
**[00:49] ---**
The top merchant in town,
Mr. Rice Store, wants to see you!
**[00:50] Sign**
Mr. Rice Store
**[00:50] Sign**
Mr. Rice Store
**[00:50] Sign**
Mr. Rice Store
**[00:52] Sweets**
Boo.
**[00:53] Meisaku**
Well, we do owe him money.
**[00:56] Sweets**
Monthly credit card payments are rough.
**[00:58] Meisaku**
They didn't have that in the Edo period.
**[01:02] Musubi**
Work! Work, I say!
**[01:04] ---**
Keep baking this artisan bread
that's so popular right now!
**[01:07] Sweets**
You're called Mr. Rice Store, but you're a baker?
**[01:09] Meisaku**
They had artisan bread in the Edo period?
**[01:12] Musubi**
You're working for free today!
**[01:14] ---**
No breaks!
**[01:15] ---**
And if you make a mistake,
I'll yell at you in front of *everyone*!
**[01:18] Sweets**
That's an abuse of power!
**[01:19] Meisaku**
That's illegal nowadays!
**[01:20] Tsurukou**
I heard all of that.
**[01:22] Meisaku**
Oh, it's the apprentice, Tsurukichi-san.
**[01:24] Tsurukou**
You're doing the same work as me,
but you're not getting paid?
**[01:28] Meisaku**
Right.
**[01:28] Tsurukou**
You can... sue him and bleed him dry.
**[01:31] Meisaku**
What?
**[01:32] Tsurukou**
There's no "equal pay for equal work,"
**[01:32] Sign**
No equal pay for equal work
No paid leave
No rest periods
**[01:34] ---**
paid leave, or sufficient
rest periods, right?
**[01:36] Tsurukou**
That's a violation of the Labor Standards Act!
**[01:37] Sign**
Violation of
the Labor
Standards Act
**[01:38] Meisaku**
That didn't exist in the Edo period, though.
**[01:41] Musubi**
Well, that's quite enough of that.
**[01:44] Tsurukou**
Master Rice Store!
**[01:45] Musubi**
I'd be in real trouble if I got
sued, so the two of you...
**[01:48] ---**
...are going to die here!
**[01:49] Sweets**
Then, we'll have to fight!
**[01:51] Meisaku**
A fight scene! A staple of the period drama!
**[01:53] Tsurukou**
Wait.
**[01:54] ---**
It violates weapons laws,
it's criminal intimidation
**[01:55] Sign**
Violation of the Weapons Control Act
Criminal Intimidation
Attempted Murder
Some other stuff
**[01:56] ---**
and attempted murder,
among other things.
**[01:58] Tsurukou**
Easily indefinite imprisonment
if you get caught.
**[01:59] Sign**
Indefinite
Imprisonment
**[02:00] Musubi And Sweets**
I-Indefinite imprisonment?!
**[02:03] Meisaki**
You're afraid of a punishment
that didn't exist back then?
**[02:05] Nokio**
Royal
**[02:05] Nokio**
Warrant
**[02:05] Nokio**
Time's up, Mr. Rice Store!
**[02:07] ---**
You're under arrest!
**[02:08] Sweets**
Ah, the police are here!
**[02:10] Meisaku**
I don't think they had
police in the Edo period...
**[02:13] Musubi**
I need to make a break for it...
**[02:14] Nokio**
Over my dead body!
**[02:16] Meisaku**
You throw coins at your foes
like Zenigata Heiji, huh?
**[02:20] ---**
But wait, that's a present-day coin!
**[02:22] Nokio**
My 500 yen... What a waste!
**[02:24] Tsuruko**
That's like five bucks.
**[02:25] Nokio**
My 500 yen!
**[02:27] Musubi**
Hey, watch it! I'm gonna
shame you on social media!
**[02:30] Meisaku**
Social media?
**[02:31] Musubi**
"He's throwing money at me lol" ...and post.
**[02:31] Sign**
Mr. Rice Store
**[02:31] Sign**
He's throwing money at me lol
**[02:34] Meisaku**
Anything goes in the Edo period, huh?
**[02:36] Prez**
Hyah!
**[02:37] Meisaku**
Who is it this time?
**[02:38] Prez**
I, the Unfettered President, have arrived!
**[02:42] Sweets**
Unfettered?
**[02:43] Meisaku**
Don't you mean "Shogun"?
**[02:45] Prez**
I said "President"!
**[02:47] Meisaku**
You just came to throw a fit?
**[02:49] Prez**
Hyah!
**[02:51] Musubi**
Ow...
**[02:52] Nokio**
Now's our chance! You're under arrest!
**[02:56] Narrator**
* And so, Mr. Rice Store's wrongdoing*
* was exposed, and he was arrested.*
**[03:00] ---**
* Mei-san and Momobee both filed for*
* bankruptcy and had their debts written off.*
**[03:05] Bolt**
Sometimes bankruptcy's necessary.
**[03:07] Sweets**
Convenience store desserts are the best.
**[03:09] Meisaku**
You guys aren't cut out for period dramas!
**[03:13] Narrator**
*And that settles all that!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E206 - Playing Little Red Riding Hood
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK0W53/playing-little-red-riding-hood)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:06] Sweets**
We're here!
**[00:07] Nokio**
Huh? Where's Meisaku?
**[00:07] Sign**
Episode 206
Playing Little Red Riding Hood
**[00:08] Mei**
Went out!
**[00:10] Musubi**
Aw, what? He's not here?
**[00:11] Bolt**
You're on your own, Mei?
**[00:12] Mei**
I stay home.
**[00:14] Nokio**
Wanna play with us till
Meisaku gets back, then?
**[00:16] Mei**
Play!
**[00:17] Sweets**
What do you wanna play?
**[00:19] Mei**
Play pretend!
**[00:20] Nokio**
Play pretend, huh?
**[00:22] Musubi**
Sounds age-appropriate enough.
What do you wanna pretend to be?
**[00:25] Sign**
Little Red Riding Hood
**[00:25] Mei**
Little Red Riding Hood!
**[00:26] Bolt**
Little Red Riding Hood, huh?
**[00:28] Sweets**
How does that story go again?
**[00:29] Musubi**
I only remember the basic plotline.
**[00:32] Bolt**
Let's see here...
**[00:33] Sign**
Once upon a time, there was a little
girl called Little Red Riding Hood
**[00:33] ---**
"Once upon a time, there was a little
girl called Little Red Riding Hood."
**[00:36] Bolt**
"One day, she took a 'get well soon' gift to her
grandma, who lived deep in the woods."
**[00:36] Sign**
One day, she took a 'get well soon' gift to
her grandma, who lived deep in the woods
**[00:40] Bolt**
...it says.
**[00:40] Sweets**
We need lots of trees to represent being
deep in the woods. Should we go buy some?
**[00:44] Musubi**
We can just pretend they're here.
**[00:46] Mei**
Warp!
**[00:48] Bolt**
We got teleported into *actual* woods!
**[00:50] Nokio**
This is kinda full-on for play pretend, isn't it?
**[00:52] Mei**
Wolf!
**[00:54] Musubi**
A real wolf?!
**[00:55] Sweets**
Scary!
**[00:56] Mei**
Play pretend!
**[00:58] Bolt**
I think this has gone way
beyond play pretend.
**[01:02] Bolt**
"One day, she took a 'get well soon' gift to her
grandma, who lived deep in the woods."
**[01:02] Sign**
One day, she took a 'get well soon' gift to
her grandma, who lived deep in the woods
**[01:05] Mei**
"Get well soon" gift?
**[01:06] Bolt**
A present to make her
sick grandma feel better.
**[01:09] ---**
What would you take her, Mei?
**[01:10] Mei**
Running shoes!
**[01:10] Sign**
Running Shoes
**[01:10] Sign**
Running Shoes
**[01:11] Sweets**
Don't make Grandma run.
**[01:13] Mei**
Basketball shoes!
**[01:13] Sign**
Basketball Shoes
**[01:13] Sign**
Basketball Shoes
**[01:14] Nokio**
Basketball's out, too.
She's an old woman, you know.
**[01:16] Mei**
Roller skates.
**[01:16] Sign**
Roller Skates
**[01:16] Sign**
Roller Skates
**[01:18] Bolt**
*Way* too dangerous!
**[01:19] Mei**
Tangerine.
**[01:19] Sign**
Tangerine
**[01:19] Sign**
Tangerine
**[01:20] Musubi**
Wait, that last one isn't shoes?!
**[01:24] Bolt**
"The wolf went on ahead and
got to Grandma's house first,
**[01:24] Sign**
The wolf went ahead and
got to Grandma's house first
**[01:27] Bolt**
then gobbled her up."
**[01:27] Sign**
then gobbled her up
**[01:29] Musubi**
You're gonna let him eat me for real?
**[01:32] Sweets**
He says he doesn't want to.
**[01:33] Nokio**
If he doesn't, we're in trouble.
**[01:35] Musubi**
If he does, *I'm* in trouble!
**[01:36] Sweets**
Why doesn't he want to?
**[01:38] Mei**
Salt!
**[01:38] Sign**
Salt
**[01:38] Sign**
Salt
**[01:39] Musubi**
Don't sprinkle salt on me!
**[01:40] Sign**
Sesame Oil
**[01:40] Sign**
Sesame Oil
**[01:40] Mei**
Sesame oil.
**[01:42] Musubi**
Don't season rice balls so weirdly!
**[01:45] Nokio**
Oh, he took a bite.
**[01:46] Musubi**
D-Don't eat all of me.
**[01:48] Sweets**
But eating a little bit of you is fine?
**[01:51] Bolt**
"When Little Red Riding Hood arrived, she
noticed that her grandma looked different."
**[01:51] Sign**
When Little Red
Riding Hood arrived
**[01:52] Sign**
she noticed that her
grandma looked different
**[01:54] Sign**
On seeing her odd-looking grandma,
Little Red Riding Hood said:
**[01:54] Bolt**
"On seeing her odd-looking grandma,
Little Red Riding Hood said:"
**[01:57] Mei**
'Sup!
**[01:58] Nokio**
So casual.
**[01:59] Bolt**
"Little Red Riding Hood said:
'What big ears you have!'"
**[01:59] Sign**
Little Red Riding Hood said:
"What big ears you have!"
**[02:02] Mei**
How come?
**[02:03] Bolt**
"The wolf replied:"
**[02:05] Wolf**
I lift weights with them.
**[02:07] Bolt**
No, that's not right. Though, wait...
**[02:09] Swe/Nok/Bol**
You can *talk*?!
**[02:10] Bolt**
You still got the line totally wrong!
**[02:12] Wolf**
My ears aren't big. I just have a small face.
**[02:14] Bolt**
Wrong.
**[02:15] Wolf**
They get bigger in the summer.
**[02:17] Bolt**
Wrong!
**[02:17] ---**
"The wolf replied: 'All the better to hear you
with, my dear. And Little Red Riding Hood said:"
**[02:17] Sign**
The wolf replied: "All the better
to hear you with, my dear."
**[02:20] Sign**
And Little Red Riding Hood said:
**[02:21] Mei**
Why... mouth... so big?
**[02:23] Bolt**
Right! "'What big teeth you have!' And then..."
**[02:24] Sign**
"What big teeth you have!" And then...
**[02:27] Bolt**
All the better...
**[02:28] Bolt**
...to eat you with!
**[02:31] Musubi**
Now *that's* how you play pretend!
**[02:33] Nokio**
That was great!
**[02:34] Sweets**
Good job!
**[02:35] Meisaku**
No, it's not!
**[02:36] Sweets**
Oh, it's Meisaku.
**[02:38] Meisaku**
Mei wasn't at home and I've been
looking everywhere for her!
**[02:40] Nokio**
How'd you know we were in these woods?
**[02:42] Bolt**
Speaking of which, you shouldn't
have left Mei on her own, Meisaku.
**[02:45] Meisaku**
I got a babysitter to look after
her for the day, so it's all good.
**[02:48] Sweets**
What? We didn't see a sitter.
**[02:50] Meisaku**
But he's right here.
**[02:51] Wolf**
'Sup.
**[02:52] Swe/Nok/Bol/Mus**
Wait, *you're* a babysitter?!
**[02:55] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E207 - Medicinal Bleurgh-erbs?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU05Z3Z/medicinal-bleurgh-erbs)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:06] Tsurukou**
Easy-peasy!
**[00:07] Bolt**
With your help, this has been a breeze.
**[00:09] Sign (Top)**
Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt
**[00:09] Sign (Bottom)**
Deals 5621 damage to all party members! Meisaku's party
is wiped out!
**[00:09] Meisaku**
We got beaten up by a slime last time.
**[00:11] Sign**
Episode 207
Medicinal Bleurgh-erbs?
**[00:11] Tsurukou**
That's 'cause you oldies went into
battle without any equipment.
**[00:15] Musubi**
We're glad that you know
so much about video games.
**[00:17] Nokio**
Hey, look at that!
**[00:18] ---**
That thing looks pretty strong.
**[00:20] Sweets**
Oh man! What do we do
in a situation like this?
**[00:22] Tsurukou**
We should restore our HP before we battle it.
**[00:25] Sweets**
Makes sense.
**[00:26] Nokio**
Let's use medicinal herbs.
**[00:26] Sign**
Medicinal Herb
**[00:27] Nokio**
One of these bad boys restores 30 HP, right?
**[00:29] Sign**
Nokio
**[00:29] ---**
I lost 33 HP, so I need two of them.
**[00:33] Musubi**
Just one will be enough, right?
**[00:34] Meisaku**
Don't go wasting them.
**[00:36] Nokio**
Don't be stingy and give me two.
**[00:38] Nokio**
It's seriously not a big dea—
**[00:40] Musubi**
What the hell, man?
**[00:41] Meisaku**
Gross!
**[00:42] Nokio**
Disgusting!
**[00:43] Nokio**
Medicinal herbs are nasty!
**[00:45] Meisaku**
Even so, don't just spit them out!
**[00:47] Tsurukou**
You're gonna have to eat another one now.
**[00:49] Nokio**
No way! They're too nasty. I can't eat them.
**[00:52] Sweets**
Are you sure you're meant to eat it?
**[00:54] Meisaku**
The guy at the item shop said he eats them.
**[00:56] Musubi**
And it *did* restore some HP.
**[00:59] Bolt**
But since he didn't finish all
of it, it only restored 8 HP.
**[01:02] Sign**
Meisaku
**[01:02] Tsurukou**
Meisaku-paisen recovered
2 HP since he got spat at.
**[01:05] Nokio**
Man, I'm beat.
**[01:05] Sign**
Nokio
**[01:07] ---**
Is my status "Poisoned"?
**[01:08] Meisaku**
No, it's not.
**[01:09] ---**
If you were poisoned,
your status would say "Poisoned."
**[01:12] Nokio**
I *know* I am.
**[01:13] ---**
I know my body better than anyone.
**[01:15] ---**
You can't rely on the status display.
**[01:17] Meisaku**
Sure you can. Being poisoned
isn't like catching a cold.
**[01:19] Nokio**
Just give me an item
that works against poison.
**[01:22] Meisaku**
That'd be the antidotal herb.
**[01:24] Nokio**
Actually, I'm good.
**[01:24] Meisaku**
Yeah, thought so.
**[01:26] Sweets**
But the antidotal herb might taste fine.
**[01:28] Bolt**
Okay, let's force-feed Nokio all the herbs so we
can find out which are tasty and which aren't.
**[01:32] Nokio**
What?
**[01:33] Tsurukou**
Here!
**[01:33] Nokio**
Ah, no, stop!
**[01:34] Tsurukou**
Let's feed him the antidotal herb first.
**[01:34] Sign**
Antidotal Herb
**[01:36] Sign**
Nokio
**[01:38] Bolt**
What's his status now?
**[01:38] Sign**
Feeling Low
**[01:40] Tsurukou**
Oh, it says "Feeling Low."
**[01:40] Sign**
Nokio
**[01:40] Sign (Orange)**
Feeling Low
**[01:42] Meisaku**
It's about how he's "feeling" now?
**[01:43] Nokio**
I don't care about adventuring now.
**[01:43] Sign**
Nokio
**[01:43] Sign**
Feeling Low
**[01:45] Sweets**
He's clearly bummed out!
**[01:46] Meisaku**
Don't we have anything to cheer him up?
**[01:48] Tsurukou**
Well, we currently have...
**[01:50] ---**
poison herbs, special medicinal herbs,
**[01:50] Sign**
Poison Herb
**[01:50] Sign**
Special Medicinal Herb
**[01:51] ---**
nasty herbs, and spinach.
**[01:51] Sign**
Nasty Herb
**[01:52] Sign**
Spinach
**[01:53] Tsurukou**
That's all.
**[01:54] Musubi**
Spinach will do the trick.
**[01:54] Sign**
Nokio
**[01:54] Sign**
Feeling Low
**[01:55] Bolt**
That's just regular food.
**[01:58] Nokio**
Hm...
**[01:59] ---**
Nope, nothing. Uncooked, unseasoned
spinach isn't good or bad. It does nothing.
**[02:04] Meisaku**
Thought so.
**[02:04] Musubi**
How about this "nasty herb"?
**[02:05] Sign**
Nasty Herb
**[02:07] Tsurukou**
That grass is nasty, yo, lol.
**[02:08] Sign**
Nokio
**[02:08] Sign**
Feeling Low
**[02:08] Bolt**
It looks disgusting.
**[02:10] Bolt**
Let's try it!
**[02:10] Nokio**
Don't make me eat *that*!
**[02:12] Tsurukou**
Here you go!
**[02:13] Sign**
Nokio
**[02:13] Sign**
Feeling Low
**[02:14] Nokio**
I-It's good!
**[02:16] Meisaku**
Wait, really?
**[02:17] Sign (Orange)**
Feeling Low
**[02:17] Sweets**
And his status is back to normal!
**[02:17] Sign**
Nokio
**[02:19] Nokio**
Maybe I'll try some other herbs.
**[02:19] Sign**
Nokio
**[02:20] Musubi**
He's interested now.
**[02:21] Tsurukou**
How about the special medicinal herb?
**[02:22] Sign**
Special Medicinal Herb
**[02:23] Nokio**
Yeah, hit me!
**[02:24] Tsurukou**
Here you go!
**[02:25] Sign**
Nokio
**[02:27] Nokio**
Ma!
**[02:28] Meisaku**
He said "Ma!" and croaked!
**[02:30] Musubi**
Even though his HP fully restored!
**[02:33] Nokio**
Enough already!
**[02:34] Nokio**
Why are they all so *vile*?
**[02:35] Meisaku**
You volunteered to eat that last one.
**[02:37] Nokio**
Hand 'em all over. I'll cook up a tasty herb dish!
**[02:40] Musubi**
I didn't know you could cook.
**[02:42] Nokio**
The texture's not great with
just herbs. Let's add this nut.
**[02:44] Meisaku**
Ah, that's a precious item!
**[02:46] Meisaku**
It's the berry of strength!
**[02:46] Sign**
Berry of Strength
**[02:47] Tsurukou**
It raises your max strength.
**[02:49] Nokio**
If you wanna be stronger,
go get some protein!
**[02:51] Bolt**
He's got a point.
**[02:52] Nokio**
Too thick. Let's add some water.
**[02:54] Meisaku**
That's holy water!
**[02:55] Sign**
Holy Water
**[02:56] Tsurukou**
You sprinkle it on yourself.
**[02:57] Nokio**
It's fine. Holy water's just water.
**[03:00] ---**
Anyway, I don't trust anyone
who sells water at a high price.
**[03:02] Bolt**
He's got a point.
**[03:03] Meisaku**
You think so?
**[03:04] Nokio**
And some mayo to finish it off.
**[03:04] Sign**
Mayonnaise
**[03:05] Meisaku**
So this dish is mayo-flavored, huh?
**[03:07] Sweets**
Will that really taste good?
**[03:09] Nokio**
Why not try some and find out?
**[03:10] ---**
Here, eat up!
**[03:13] Mus/Mei/Tsu/Bol/Swe**
Ma!
**[03:14] Nokio**
Right. I'll use this as a weapon.
**[03:16] Meisaku**
That's actually a good idea...
**[03:19] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E208 - Who Is the Werewolf?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN29WD/who-is-the-werewolf)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:06] Tsurukou**
Musubi-paisen has been...
**[00:07] Tsurukou**
...found dead in this miserable state!
**[00:10] Meisaki**
What?!
**[00:11] Meisaku**
What happened?
**[00:11] Sign**
Episode 208
Who Is the Werewolf?
**[00:13] Tsurukou**
Okay, oldies...
**[00:14] Sign**
Are You a Werewolf?
**[00:14] Sign**
Are You a Werewolf?
**[00:14] Tsurukou**
Welcome to "Are You a Werewolf?"
**[00:16] Meisaku**
"Are You a..." what?
**[00:17] Tsurukou**
You don't know it?
**[00:18] ---**
It's a game where you use deduction to
find out which of the players is a werewolf.
**[00:23] Meisaku**
Ah, right, it's a game.
**[00:24] ---**
Then why'd you have to make
Musubi look that miserable?
**[00:27] Tsurukou**
The horrifying werewolf who attacked
Musubi-paisen is hiding among you.
**[00:32] ---**
Chat to each other to find the werewolf.
If you guess wrong, there'll be other victims!
**[00:37] Meisaku**
What?
**[00:38] Tsurukou**
By the way, I'm the moderator.
**[00:40] Tsurukou**
Okay, let's get started!
**[00:42] Meisaku**
Where should we start?
**[00:44] Nokio**
Well, I'm not the werewolf.
**[00:46] Bolt**
Me neither.
**[00:47] Sweets**
I have no idea what's going on.
**[00:49] Meisaku**
I'm not it, either...
**[00:50] Meisaku**
Hm, the werewolf must be lying.
**[00:52] Wolf Boy**
Huh, I wonder who the werewolf is.
**[00:54] ---**
Must be someone who's obviously
lying and looks like a wolf!
**[00:57] Nokio**
That would be you!
**[00:59] Wolf Boy**
What?! That's not very nice, Master!
What makes you say that?
**[01:03] Nokio**
First off, your name's Pretty Wolf Boy,
and I heard you got better at lying.
**[01:06] ---**
Also, calling someone who's the same age
as you "senpai" and "master" is a kind of lie!
**[01:10] Wolf Boy**
It's just a habit of mine to call anyone
and everyone "senpai" or "master."
**[01:13] Meisaku**
That's "a habit"?
**[01:14] Wolf Boy**
I even call my younger brother,
"Little Bro-senpai"!
**[01:16] Bolt**
You're crazy.
**[01:17] Sweets**
So we're looking for a liar?
**[01:19] Sweets**
Who's told a lie before?
**[01:21] ---**
I have!
**[01:21] ---**
Wait, it's me?!
**[01:23] Meisaku**
What are you going on about?
**[01:24] Tsurukou**
You have ten more seconds to discuss it.
**[01:26] Meisaku**
We're out of time!
**[01:27] Bolt**
Everyone, listen to me.
**[01:28] Bolt**
I actually have a secret.
**[01:31] Meisaku**
What is it?
**[01:32] Tsurukou**
Time's up!
**[01:33] Bolt**
Oh, that's time.
**[01:34] Meisaku**
Darn it!
**[01:35] Sign (Top)**
Who is the werewolf?
**[01:35] Sign (Middle)**
Meisaku
**[01:35] Sign (Middle)**
Sweets
**[01:35] Sign (Middle)**
Musubi
**[01:35] Sign (Bottom)**
Nokio
**[01:35] Sign (Bottom)**
Bolt
**[01:35] Sign (Bottom)**
Pretty Wolf Boy
**[01:35] Tsurukou**
Let's all vote to see who
we think the werewolf is.
**[01:39] Meisaku**
Hm... I have no idea...
**[01:41] Nokio**
Let's just pick the person
who's most likely to be lying.
**[01:43] ---**
Someone who's good at lying.
**[01:45] Sweets**
Okay!
**[01:45] Sign (Top)**
Who is the werewolf?
**[01:45] Sign (Middle)**
Meisaku
**[01:45] Sign (Middle)**
Sweets
**[01:45] Sign (Middle)**
Musubi
**[01:45] Sign (Bottom)**
Nokio
**[01:45] Sign (Bottom)**
Bolt
**[01:45] Sign (Bottom)**
Pretty Wolf Boy
**[01:46] Tsurukou**
Most people think...
**[01:47] Sign (Middle)**
Nokio
**[01:47] Sign (Middle)**
Nokio
**[01:47] Sign (Bottom)**
Pretty Wolf Boy
**[01:47] Sign (Bottom)**
Nokio
**[01:47] Sign (Bottom)**
Nokio
**[01:47] Tsurukou**
Nokio-paisen's the werewolf!
**[01:49] Nokio**
Why me?
**[01:50] Meisaku**
Well, you're the one who lies the most.
**[01:52] Tsurukou**
Nokio-paisen's out of the game!
**[01:55] Nokio**
Wait, but I'm...
**[01:56] Tsurukou**
So anyhow, you're out.
**[01:56] Sign (Top)**
Who is the werewolf?
**[01:56] Sign (Middle)**
Meisaku
**[01:56] Sign (Middle)**
Sweets
**[01:56] Sign (Middle)**
Musubi
**[01:56] Sign (Bottom)**
Nokio
**[01:56] Sign (Bottom)**
Bolt
**[01:56] Sign (Bottom)**
Pretty Wolf Boy
**[01:58] ---**
Night falls. A terrifying moonlit night.
**[02:01] Meisaku**
A m-moonlit night?
**[02:02] Tsurukou**
And then, next morning...
**[02:04] Bolt**
Sweets!
**[02:07] Tsurukou**
Sweets-paisen was attacked by the
werewolf, who's still among us.
**[02:10] Meisaku**
Nokio wasn't the werewolf, huh?
**[02:12] Wolf Boy**
Only three of us remain.
One of us *has* to be the werewolf!
**[02:12] Sign (Top)**
Who is the werewolf?
**[02:12] Sign (Middle)**
Meisaku
**[02:12] Sign (Middle)**
Sweets
**[02:12] Sign (Middle)**
Musubi
**[02:12] Sign (Bottom)**
Nokio
**[02:12] Sign (Bottom)**
Bolt
**[02:12] Sign (Bottom)**
Pretty Wolf Boy
**[02:16] Bolt**
I'll tell you my secret now. I'm actually...
**[02:19] ---**
...the seer!
**[02:19] Sign**
Seer
**[02:19] Sign**
Seer
**[02:20] Meisaku**
The seer?
**[02:21] Tsurukou**
He can divine if someone's the werewolf.
**[02:23] Bolt**
My clairvoyance is telling me...
**[02:25] ---**
...Pretty Wolf Boy is the werewolf!
**[02:27] Meisaku**
What?!
**[02:28] Bolt**
My clairvoyance is also telling me banana
yellow is your lucky color today, Meisaku.
**[02:32] Meisaku**
Why is mine just a regular fortune?
**[02:34] Wolf Boy**
But I'm not the werewolf!
**[02:36] Bolt**
Making excuses now is pathetic!
**[02:37] Wolf Boy**
In this game, the werewolf can
trick us by telling us they're the seer!
**[02:42] Meisaku**
They can do that, huh?
**[02:43] Bolt**
I am truly and honestly the seer!
**[02:45] ---**
Meisaku's sign, Aries, is 12th in this week's
horoscope. His lucky item's a banana!
**[02:48] ---**
And here's today's kitty!
**[02:49] Meisaku**
You're getting desperate.
**[02:51] Wolf Boy**
If you're really the seer, Bolt-senpai,
**[02:52] ---**
why didn't you tell us before
Sweets-senpai was attacked?
**[02:55] ---**
Your silence makes you suspicious!
**[02:57] Meisaku**
Well, uh... he's got a point.
**[02:59] Bolt**
Don't be deceived, Meisaku!
**[03:00] ---**
I could *never* lie to my best
friend, Meishirt Matsuki!
**[03:03] Meisaku**
If I'm your best friend,
don't get my name wrong.
**[03:05] Tsurukou**
Ten more seconds!
**[03:07] Wolf Boy**
Meisaku-senpai, there's a classic tale called
*The Flying Squirrel and the King*, right?
**[03:10] ---**
The Flying Squirrel
and the King
**[03:10] ---**
Putting a friendship at risk, the king chooses
the flying squirrel who told the truth.
**[03:15] ---**
I choose to believe Meisaku-senpai!
**[03:17] Tsurukou**
Time's up!
**[03:18] Tsurukou**
Let's vote on who we think is
most likely to be the werewolf!
**[03:21] Bolt**
Obviously I'm voting for Pretty
Wolf Boy, as he *is* the werewolf.
**[03:21] Sign (Top)**
Who is the werewolf?
**[03:21] Sign (Middle)**
Meisaku
**[03:21] Sign (Middle)**
Sweets
**[03:21] Sign (Middle)**
Musubi
**[03:21] Sign (Bottom)**
Nokio
**[03:21] Sign (Bottom)**
Bolt
**[03:21] Sign (Bottom)**
Pretty Wolf Boy
**[03:22] Sign (Bottom)**
Pretty Wolf Boy
**[03:24] Wolf Boy**
I'm voting for Bolt-senpai, who's lying!
**[03:25] Sign (Bottom)**
Bolt
**[03:27] Meisaku**
I'll vote... I'll vote for...
**[03:30] ---**
Pretty Wolf Boy's choice!
**[03:32] Sign (Middle)**
Bolt
**[03:33] Tsurukou**
As a result of majority vote,
Bolt-senpai is banished from the game.
**[03:38] Tsurukou**
Bolt-paisen is...
**[03:40] Tsurukou**
...the werewolf!
**[03:40] Sign**
The Werewolf
**[03:42] ---**
The human team wins!
**[03:44] Wolf Boy**
Yay!
**[03:45] Meisaku**
Whew, great!
**[03:47] Bolt**
You turds.
**[03:48] ---**
I was *this* close to fooling these idiots.
**[03:51] Meisaku**
That's offensive.
**[03:52] Bolt**
"My best friend"? Ha! I said
something I don't even mean.
**[03:55] Meisaku**
Now you're really offending me!
**[03:57] Nokio**
But why'd you believe
Pretty Wolf Boy, Meisaku?
**[03:59] Meisaku**
He won me over with his
analogy of that classic tale.
**[04:01] ---**
I'd never heard the story of
*The Flying Squirrel and the King*.
**[04:04] Wolf Boy**
Oh, I made that up.
**[04:06] Nokio**
Huh?
**[04:06] Wolf Boy**
There's no such tale!
**[04:07] Meisaku**
Huh?
**[04:08] Wolf Boy**
I don't have a little bro, either.
**[04:09] Nokio**
That's a lie, too?
**[04:10] Wolf Boy**
Wait, was I supposed to not lie?
**[04:12] ---**
My bad!
**[04:14] ---**
My bad!
**[04:15] Meisaku**
He's scarier than the werewolf!
**[04:16] Meisaku**
My bad!
**[04:18] Meisaku**
My bad, my bad!
**[04:20] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E209 - The Pied Piper of Dragon Palace Town
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4WX28/the-pied-piper-of-dragon-palace-town)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Tsurukou**
Glancy glance. Glancy glance...
**[00:08] ---**
And a one and a two...
**[00:10] Sign**
Episode 209
The Pied Piper of Dragon Palace Town
**[00:10] Meisaku**
Is that Tsurukou over there?
**[00:11] Bolt**
Hey! What are ya up to?
**[00:13] Tsurukou**
Eek!
**[00:14] Musubi**
Why are you so jumpy?
**[00:16] Tsurukou**
W-Well, I was just about to play my recorder.
**[00:19] Bolt**
On the roof? Weirdo.
**[00:22] Tsurukou**
Leave me alone. Why are
you all up here, anyway?
**[00:25] Meisaku**
To read classic tales from around the world.
**[00:28] Musubi**
To play this strange musical instrument.
**[00:30] Bolt**
To do some bobsledding,
which I'm really into these days.
**[00:32] Mei/Mus/Bol**
That's why I'm up here.
**[00:34] Tsurukou**
You're all plenty weird yourselves!
**[00:36] Meisaku**
Can't you just play your
recorder in the classroom?
**[00:39] Tsurukou**
Nuh-uh, no way!
**[00:40] Tsurukou**
I can't play in front of others.
**[00:42] Meisaku**
Why not? I thought you were good at it.
**[00:44] Tsurukou**
Well, because...
**[00:45] Tsurukou**
You'll find out when you hear me play.
**[00:48] Bolt**
Intriguing.
**[00:49] Musubi**
Play a bit for us.
**[00:50] Tsurukou**
You sure? Okay, here I go.
**[00:52] Meisaku**
R-Right.
**[00:58] Meisaku**
Sounds all right to me.
**[01:00] Bolt**
What's the issue?
**[01:01] Tsurukou**
Look down at your feet.
**[01:02] Meisaku**
Huh? Mice?!
**[01:05] Tsurukou**
Whenever I play the recorder,
they just appear.
**[01:07] Bolt**
What a bizarre phenomenon!
**[01:09] Meisaku**
That sounds like *The Pied Piper of Hamelin*.
**[01:09] Sign**
The Pied Piper of Hamelin
**[01:09] Sign**
The Pied Piper of Hamelin
**[01:11] Tsurukou**
Hamelin?
**[01:12] Meisaku**
It's a tale about a man who plays
a magic pipe to rid a town of rats.
**[01:12] Sign**
The Pied Piper
of Hamelin
**[01:15] ---**
But he doesn't get paid
what he was promised,
**[01:18] ---**
so he gets mad and plays his pipe
to lure away all the town's kids.
**[01:21] Tsurukou**
Huh. I haven't heard that tale before.
**[01:23] Bolt**
So do you only attract mice?
**[01:25] Tsurukou**
I guess so.
**[01:28] Meisaku**
President?!
**[01:29] Musubi**
He's not a mouse, yet he's been
drawn to the sound of the recorder!
**[01:32] Chienetsu**
Where am I? What am I doing here?
**[01:35] Meisaku**
Oh, he came to.
**[01:36] Tsurukou**
Whenever I play my recorder,
mice and stuff get drawn to the sound.
**[01:40] Chienetsu**
Mice are drawn to it?
**[01:41] Chienetsu**
Perfect!
**[01:44] Chienetsu**
We have a mice problem in
the student council's room.
**[01:48] ---**
And I really don't like mice.
**[01:50] Musubi**
Even though you look like a cat?
**[01:51] Tsurukou**
So you want me to draw
'em out with my recorder?
**[01:54] Chienetsu**
I'm counting on you.
**[01:57] Chienetsu**
I see you, you wretched rodents.
**[01:59] Chienetsu**
Assemble!
**[01:59] Sign**
ASSEMBLE
**[02:00] Chienetsu**
And you have.
**[02:01] Meisaku**
Now the mice are here,
how will you get rid of them?
**[02:03] Chienetsu**
I'll have my minions take care of them.
**[02:07] Meisaku**
Minions?
**[02:07] Chienetsu**
I'm counting on you, minions.
**[02:09] Meisaku**
Don't make us your minions!
**[02:11] Bolt**
More and more mice are showing up.
**[02:13] Chienetsu**
Get rid of them.
**[02:14] ---**
If you let them touch
the president's chair,
**[02:16] ---**
you'll be expelled!
**[02:16] Sign**
EXPELLED
**[02:18] Meisaku**
That's just absurd!
**[02:21] Chienetsu**
Now, get rid of the mouse coming toward
us from the right-hand side of the screen.
**[02:25] Meisaku**
What the heck is this?
**[02:26] Chienetsu**
And go!
**[02:27] Meisaku**
Okay, guess I'll put Musubi here.
**[02:29] ---**
Oh, he has that strange instrument.
**[02:31] Tsurukou**
Is he gonna do like me and
play it to get rid of the mice?
**[02:34] Meisaku**
He hit the mouse with it!
**[02:36] Chienetsu**
Yes, that's the way!
**[02:37] Musubi**
Bored now.
**[02:38] Chienetsu**
It's way too soon for that!
Okay, next up is the tortoise. Go!
**[02:40] Meisaku**
I'll place him here.
**[02:42] Tsurukou**
He's holding a bobsled.
**[02:44] Meisaku**
He hit the mouse with it!
**[02:45] Tsurukou**
That's not how you bobsled!
**[02:47] Bolt**
Wait... It isn't?
**[02:49] Chienetsu**
What's wrong, Tortoise?!
**[02:50] Bolt**
This isn't how you bobsled?
**[02:53] Meisaku**
You don't know the rules?
**[02:54] Bolt**
No, I don't...
**[02:56] Meisaku**
Oh no, President! The mice keep on coming!
**[02:59] Chienetsu**
Time for my trump card...
**[03:01] ---**
It's your turn, the Pied Piper
of Dragon Palace Elementary!
**[03:08] Chienetsu**
That's right, take all the mice far, far away!
**[03:12] Bolt**
That's some parade.
**[03:14] Meisaku**
Don't you think our school
has rather a *lot* of mice?
**[03:19] Meisaku**
And they're gone.
**[03:20] Musubi**
That's the mice problem solved.
All's well that ends well, huh?
**[03:23] Tsurukou**
That's good news, isn't it, President?
**[03:25] Meisaku**
Huh? Where is he?
**[03:27] ---**
He went with the mice, didn't he?
**[03:29] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E210 - Independent Research But Liberal
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUED1NV/independent-research-but-liberal)
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*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:06] Mei**
Groceries!
**[00:07] Meisaku**
You're doing a great job
helping with the errand!
**[00:10] Meisaku**
Oh, it's Nokio.
**[00:11] Meisaku**
What are you up to?
**[00:12] Nokio**
Wondering what constitutes "research."
**[00:14] Meisaku**
Oh, uh, you are?
**[00:14] Sign**
Episode 210
Independent Research
But Liberal
**[00:16] Mei**
So cool!
**[00:17] Meisaku**
But, uh...
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Peaches from
Shangri-La
**[00:19] Meisaku**
What made you wonder that?
**[00:20] Nokio**
We had to do "independent research"
over summer break, right?
**[00:23] Meisaku**
Oh, the thing that's due tomorrow?
**[00:24] Nokio**
I'm wondering how liberal we can be
with the definition of "research."
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**[00:27] Meisaku**
Huh?
**[00:28] Nokio**
Liberally speaking,
could I research "nothing"?
**[00:30] Meisaku**
No, you can't! That's just
not doing your homework!
**[00:32] Mei**
So uncool!
**[00:34] Meisaku**
So what are you gonna do?
**[00:35] Nokio**
I know! Bolt!
**[00:37] Meisaku**
Bolt?
**[00:37] Nokio**
I'll research Bolt.
**[00:39] Nokio**
He's one mysterious dude, don't you think?
**[00:41] Nokio**
I'll tail him and see what he gets up to.
**[00:43] Meisaku**
Ah, you mean a documentary.
**[00:44] Sign**
Documentary
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Documentary
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**[00:45] Meisaku**
A classic format where you
present the subject, warts and all.
**[00:48] Nokio**
That settles it, then.
**[00:49] Nokio**
With the three of us working together,
our independent research will be amazing!
**[00:53] Mei**
Three of us?
**[00:54] Meisaku**
Don't go roping us in, too!
**[00:58] Meisaku**
Do you see Bolt?
**[00:59] Nokio**
I see him, but... well...
**[01:01] Meisaku**
He's on his knees?!
**[01:03] Mei**
In a pinch!
**[01:04] Meisaku**
Shouldn't we go help him?
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***SIGN*** Dragon Palace Sushi
***SIGN*** Dragon Palace Sushi
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**[01:05] Nokio**
No, we will... record this.
**[01:08] Mei**
Record.
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***SIGN*** Dragon Palace Sushi
***SIGN*** Dragon Palace Sushi
**[01:09] Meisaku**
I wonder what's going on...
**[01:11] Bolt**
I'm begging you! Please
make me your apprentice!
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Palace
Sushi
***SIGN*** Dragon Palace Sushi
***SIGN*** Dragon Palace Sushi
**[01:13] Sushi Chef**
No way! Go home!
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Palace
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***SIGN*** Dragon Palace Sushi
***SIGN*** Dragon Palace Sushi
**[01:14] Bolt**
No, I will not!
**[01:16] Bolt**
I will not move from here until
you make me your apprentice!
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Palace
Sushi
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***SIGN*** Dragon Palace Sushi
**[01:18] Meisaku**
An apprentice, of all things?
**[01:20] Sushi Chef**
We won't go easy on you here.
**[01:22] Sushi Chef**
Are you prepared?
**[01:23] Bolt**
I am not!
**[01:23] Sushi Chef**
Huh?
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**[01:24] Bolt**
I want it easy!
**[01:25] Bolt**
I want to train to be a sushi chef at
my leisure and without any pressure!
**[01:29] Meisaku**
How self-serving!
**[01:30] Sushi Chef**
I... I don't need someone like that! Go home!
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***SIGN*** Dragon Palace Sushi
**[01:32] Bolt**
I will not!
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***SIGN*** Dragon Palace Sushi
**[01:33] Bolt**
I am not budging an inch until
you make me your apprentice!
**[01:36] Sushi Chef**
Please go home. I'm begging you.
**[01:38] Bolt**
No matter what happens, I am not moving!
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**[01:40] Meisaku**
Apply that passion to your training!
**[01:45] Nokio**
Looks like he gave up on being a sushi chef.
**[01:47] Meisaku**
He's at a florist this time.
**[01:48] Mei**
Flowers!
**[01:49] Nokio**
Let's keep on recording.
**[01:51] Bolt**
I'd like to buy some flowers.
Could you tell me their meanings?
**[01:54] Florist**
Sure. Which ones in particular?
**[01:56] Nokio**
He's asking about flower meanings?
**[01:57] Meisaku**
He's a romantic, huh?
**[01:59] Bolt**
I was thinking these ones.
**[02:00] Florist**
Those flowers mean "eternal love."
**[02:02] Sign**
Eternal Love
**[02:02] Sign**
Eternal Love
**[02:04] Bolt**
What about these?
**[02:05] Florist**
They don't have a very
nice meaning. It's "revenge."
**[02:08] Sign**
Revenge
**[02:08] Sign**
Revenge
**[02:09] Bolt**
Okay, I'll take the "revenge" ones.
**[02:10] Meiskau**
You're going with those?
**[02:12] Florist**
W-Well, they're pretty all the same.
**[02:14] Bolt**
Could you tell me the
meanings of these ones here?
**[02:17] Florist**
Let's see...
**[02:17] Florist**
This one means "true friendship,"
**[02:18] Sign**
True Friendship
**[02:18] Sign**
True Friendship
**[02:19] Florist**
this one is "gratitude,"
**[02:19] Sign**
Gratitude
**[02:19] Sign**
Gratitude
**[02:20] Florist**
and the meaning of this one is kinda bad...
**[02:22] Florist**
It's "fools."
**[02:22] Sign**
Fools
**[02:22] Sign**
Fools
**[02:23] Bolt**
I'll take all the "fools" you have.
**[02:25] Nokio**
Why would you go in that direction?
**[02:26] Sign**
Burglar Burgling the Parental Home
**[02:26] Sign**
Burglar Burgling the Parental Home
**[02:26] Bolt**
Is there a "burglar burgling the parental home,"
or a "heater that stops working in winter"?
**[02:28] Sign**
A Heater That Stops Working In Winter
**[02:28] Sign**
A Heater That Stops Working In Winter
**[02:30] Meisaku**
What are you buying flowers like that for?
**[02:33] Sign**
Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
**[02:34] Nokio**
He's doing fortune telling now.
**[02:36] Meisaku**
Can he even tell fortunes?
**[02:38] Sign**
Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
**[02:38] Nokio**
It says: "Sweet Talk Fortune Telling."
**[02:39] Bolt**
Ah! Hold it right there, mister!
**[02:39] Sign**
Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
**[02:41] Man**
Huh?
**[02:42] Bolt**
Your guardian spirits are major leaguers!
**[02:45] Man**
Huh? Major leaguers? Which ones?
**[02:45] Sign**
Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
**[02:47] Bolt**
All of them.
**[02:48] Man**
All of them?!
**[02:49] Bolt**
The famous ones are all here.
**[02:49] Sign**
Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
**[02:50] Bolt**
I've never met anyone with such amazing luck.
**[02:54] Meisaku**
He's sweet-talking him, all right.
**[02:54] Sign**
Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
**[02:55] Bolt**
May I read your palm?
**[02:56] Man**
Ah, uh, okay.
**[02:56] Sign**
Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
**[02:57] Bolt**
Holy wow!
**[02:59] Bolt**
People with lines on their
hands are real geniuses!
**[03:02] Sign**
Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
**[03:02] Nokio**
Everyone has them.
**[03:02] Bolt**
And we call these things "nails," and anyone
with nails succeeds in everything they do.
**[03:06] Bolt**
Amazing!
**[03:08] Sign**
Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
**[03:08] Meisaku**
This is some aggressive sweet talk.
**[03:09] Man**
Ah, I feel so good!
**[03:11] Meisaku**
Guess he likes it.
**[03:11] Sign**
Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
**[03:14] Nokio**
We followed him all day,
but he's more of a mystery than ever.
**[03:18] Mei**
Mystery.
**[03:19] Nokio**
I suppose we could...
**[03:20] Nokio**
just ask him.
**[03:21] Meisaku**
So why have we been tailing him?
**[03:23] Nokio**
Bolt, what have you been up to today?
**[03:25] Bolt**
Today?
**[03:26] Bolt**
My independent research.
**[03:27] Meisaku**
Independent research?!
**[03:29] Mei**
In what way?
**[03:30] Bolt**
I just did whatever came to mind.
**[03:32] Bolt**
I took a liberal approach to "research."
**[03:34] Nok/Mei**
I see!
**[03:36] Meisaku**
That's *way* too liberal!
**[03:39] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E211 - Strange Treasure Island
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKPMV/strange-treasure-island)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Musubi**
Ahoy, me hearties! Let's set sail!
**[00:08] Sweets**
Peach!
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**[00:09] Meisaku**
Well, that came out of nowhere.
**[00:11] Musubi**
We found a treasure map.
**[00:13] Meisaku**
What?!
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**[00:14] Meisaku**
Like the one they find in that classic
piece of literature, *Treasure Island*?
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Treasure
Island
**[00:18] Sweets**
Yeah, exactly. Treasure
hunting sounds like fun!
**[00:18] Sign**
Episode 211
Strange
Treasure
Island
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**[00:21] Musubi**
Think the treasure'll be cold, hard cash?
**[00:22] Musubi**
Or maybe it'll be cold, hard cash!
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Why not imagine something
a bit more romantic?
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**[00:27] ---**
Anyway, is that map even legit?
Where did you find it?
**[00:30] Musubi**
It was a flier in this morning's paper.
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**[00:32] Meisaku**
That really isn't where
you find treasure maps.
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Here's the map.
**[00:36] Sweets**
Peachy peach! Lots of
mistakes crossed out on there!
**[00:39] Meisaku**
They're not mistakes. They
probably show where treasure is.
**[00:42] Musubi**
There's a hat, a triangle,
and a peach near the X's.
**[00:46] Meisaku**
I feel like I've seen these somewhere before...
**[00:48] Sweets**
I've got it!
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**[00:49] Musubi**
Huh?
**[00:50] Sweets**
They represent...
**[00:51] Sweets**
Hat Triangle Peach Park!
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Hat Triangle Peach Park
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Regular
Serving
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Serving
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King
Serving
**[00:53] Meisaku**
Hat Triangle Peach Park?
Isn't that a bit *too* convenient?
**[00:57] Musubi**
Conveniently, it does exist.
**[00:58] Meisaku**
How very convenient.
**[00:58] Sign (Top From Left To Right)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:58] Sign( Bottom From Left To Right)**
Regular
Serving
**[01:00] Musubi**
But that park's huge.
Searching it will be hard.
**[01:00] Sign (Top From Left To Right)**
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Mini
Serving
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Large
Serving
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Mega
Serving
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Serving
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Special
Serving
**[01:00] Sign (Top From Left To Right)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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King
Serving
**[01:03] Sweets**
It's fine! We can use a power
shovel to dig up the whole park!
**[01:06] Musubi**
Good idea!
**[01:07] Meisaku**
No, it really isn't.
**[01:07] Sign (Top From Left To Right)**
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Serving
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Serving
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Serving
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King
Serving
**[01:08] Musubi**
Arrr! Treasure, 'ere we come!
**[01:10] Sweets**
Peach!
**[01:12] Meisaku**
I'm not sure you'll actually find anything...
**[01:14] Sign**
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Story
**[01:14] Sign**
Student
on Duty
Today
**[01:14] Nokio**
Ha! Listen to these second-rate fools.
**[01:16] Bolt**
As it happens, we overheard every *single* word.
**[01:16] Sign**
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Story
**[01:20] Tsurukou**
We're taking all that treasure for
ourselves, thank you very much!
**[01:23] Nokio**
The hat, the triangle, and the peach can
only signify Meisaku, Musubi, and Sweets.
**[01:25] Sign**
Meisaku
**[01:25] Sign**
Meisaku
**[01:25] Sign**
Musubi
**[01:25] Sign**
Musubi
**[01:26] Sign**
Sweets
**[01:26] Sign**
Sweets
**[01:27] Tsurukou**
Literally took one second to work out.
**[01:29] Bolt**
Those three were standing here,
which means the treasure...
**[01:32] Nok/Bol/Tsu**
...is buried right here!
**[01:34] Tsurukou**
Is it okay to dig in a classroom?
**[01:36] Nokio**
Large gold coins!
**[01:36] Bolt**
Small ones!
**[01:37] Tsurukou**
And lots of them!
**[01:38] Bolt**
Found it!
**[01:39] Tsurukou**
Wait, we're on the fourth floor...
**[01:41] Nokio**
Let's open it up!
**[01:42] Nokio**
Is it cold, hard cash?
**[01:43] Nokio**
Or maybe it's cold, hard cash?!
**[01:44] Bolt**
These are...
**[01:45] Bolt**
Treasure maps!
**[01:47] Nokio**
More maps?
**[01:48] Nokio**
And there are four of them?
**[01:49] Tsurukou**
So the first treasure map was
a map to more treasure maps.
**[01:53] Bolt**
Very confusing.
**[01:54] Nokio**
This is the first new one.
**[01:55] Tsurukou**
It's terrible!
**[01:56] Tsurukou**
Your drawing's gotta be neat, neat, neat!
**[01:59] Nokio**
Here's the second one.
**[02:00] Tsurukou**
Seriously, how many skulls?!
**[02:02] Bolt**
Too many dangerous places!
**[02:03] Nokio**
Looks like they ran out
of ink on the third one.
**[02:05] Bolt**
Reprint it then!
**[02:07] Tsurukou**
Or just don't *print* treasure maps!
**[02:09] Nokio**
Is this the map that shows
where the treasure is?
**[02:11] Tsurukou**
These are clearly hot springs.
**[02:13] Nokio**
What the heck, man...
**[02:15] Bolt**
Looks like they're fakes, after all.
**[02:18] Tsurukou**
Hold on a sec! What if you...
**[02:19] Bolt**
Hm?
**[02:20] Tsurukou**
Take the first map,
**[02:21] Tsurukou**
the second map,
**[02:22] Tsurukou**
the third map,
**[02:23] Tsurukou**
and the fourth map...
**[02:24] Tsurukou**
Place 'em all next to each other...
**[02:26] Nok/Bol/Tsu**
Oh!
**[02:28] Nokio**
Hey, Meisaku!
**[02:31] Meisaku**
What's up?
**[02:32] Musubi**
Can't you see we're busy digging up the park?
**[02:34] Tsurukou**
Meisaku-paisen, take off your hat!
**[02:37] Meisaku**
Huh? My hat? Why?
**[02:39] Bolt**
Don't ask questions! Do it!
**[02:40] Meisaku**
Uh, okay...
**[02:41] Meisaku**
Huh?!
**[02:42] Nokio**
A treasure chest!
**[02:43] Meisaku**
When did this get here?
**[02:45] Tsurukou**
The four maps showed
your hat, Meisaku-paisen!
**[02:48] Nokio**
We've finally found the treasure!
**[02:50] Musubi**
Is there dough inside?
**[02:51] Musubi**
Cash?
**[02:51] Musubi**
Smackeroonies?
**[02:52] Meisaku**
All those things mean money.
**[02:54] Nokio**
And inside, we find...
**[02:55] Mus/Nok**
Cold, hard cash!
**[02:57] Meisaku**
It really *was* cold, hard cash!
**[02:59] Bolt**
No, look closer.
**[03:00] Bolt**
These are...
**[03:01] Bolt**
Treasure maps!
**[03:03] Mus/Nok**
Again?!
**[03:04] Tsurukou**
So that first map was a treasure map
**[03:06] Tsurukou**
that led to more treasure maps that
led to even more treasure maps...
**[03:09] Meisaku**
I've had enough!
**[03:11] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E212 - Utashima Taro
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQME0P/utashima-taro)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Sign**
Episode 212
Utashima Taro
**[00:06] Bolt**
Sigh.
**[00:07] Tsurukou**
Bolt-paisen looks really down.
**[00:10] Meisaku**
What's the matter?
**[00:10] Bolt**
My terrible singing is getting me down.
**[00:13] Sweets**
Sing something for us.
**[00:14] Bolt**
Okay, but...
**[00:15] Bolt**
Don't laugh.
**[00:16] Tsurukou**
Are you that bad?
**[00:18] Sign**
Urashima Taro
**[00:22] Bolt**
Once upon a time, Urashima was
**[00:26] Bolt**
Escorted off by a turtle he rescued
**[00:31] Meisaku**
That was it?
**[00:32] Meisaku**
You sang that line to the melody
for the last line of the song.
**[00:36] Tsurukou**
Is that what you meant
by "terrible singing"?
**[00:37] Bolt**
I've tried singing it lots of times,
but it always ends there!
**[00:40] Meisaku**
The song actually tells the tale of
Urashima Taro, and there are five verses.
**[00:44] Bolt**
Somebody teach me the correct lyrics!
**[00:47] Utashima**
I'll teach you.
**[00:48] Meisaku**
Wh-Who are you?
**[00:50] Utashima**
Who am I? I am…
**[00:52] Utashima**
♫ I'm Utashima Taro, a music BooTuber ♫
**[00:59] Meisaku**
Wow, you're good at the keyboard.
**[01:01] Sweets**
He's a BooTuber who does videos on music.
**[01:03] Utashima**
That's right!
**[01:04] Meisaku**
Not everything needs accompaniment.
**[01:06] Utashima**
All right, give this a listen.
**[01:08] Utashima**
"Urashima Taro."
**[01:09] Bolt**
Please, thank you!
**[01:10] Sign**
Urashima Taro
**[01:14] Utashima**
Once upon a time, Urashima was
**[01:18] Utashima**
Invited by a turtle he rescued
**[01:22] Meisaku**
Right.
**[01:22] Utashima**
To go to the Dragon Palace
**[01:22] Meisaku**
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**[01:22] Meisaku**
Dragon Palace
**[01:26] Meisaku**
He went
by bus?
**[01:26] Utashima**
blur0.34\shad0\b1\bord2.5\fs24\fscx90\pos(320,290)\2c&HFFFFFF&\c&H7914DF&\k7} It was a run-down old place, not even worth locking up*
**[01:30] Bolt**
A run-down
old place?!
**[01:31] Utashima**
Princess Otohime went missing
**[01:34] Sweets**
She went
missing?!
**[01:35] Utashima**
And the sea bream and the flounder went home
**[01:38] Tsurukou**
They didn't
entertain him?
**[01:39] Utashima**
It was boring and there was nothing to do
**[01:43] Utashima**
He wanted to go home, but the bus never came
**[01:46] Meisaku**
Fewer buses
in the
countryside.
**[01:47] Utashima**
He realized he'd been deceived
**[01:51] Utashima**
He didn't even listen to the turtle till the end
**[01:55] Tsurukou**
So he's leaving?
**[01:55] Utashima**
What bothered him most on the way home was
**[02:00] Utashima**
The Pandora's box he got as a souvenir
**[02:03] Sweets**
It's so big,
it's a hassle!
**[02:04] Utashima**
He returned home to an unfamiliar sight
**[02:08] Utashima**
His house and village were long gone
**[02:11] Meisaku**
I guess time
had passed.
**[02:12] Utashima**
Because he'd walked in the wrong direction
**[02:15] Bolt**
So it was
his fault!
**[02:16] Utashima**
There was no bus until the next morning
**[02:19] Tsurukou**
Just call a
cab, then!
**[02:20] Utashima**
He felt helpless and opened the box
**[02:24] Meisaku**
Right.
**[02:24] Utashima**
But open it up and you shall regret it
**[02:28] Meisaku**
Right, right.
**[02:28] Utashima**
What he found inside the box was
**[02:32] Meisaku**
What?
**[02:32] Utashima**
An old man crammed in tight
**[02:36] Bolt**
An old man
was in there!
**[02:37] Sweets**
Scary!
**[02:39] Meisaku**
What the heck was that song?!
The lyrics were all wrong!
**[02:42] Bolt**
Is that really how the song goes?
**[02:44] Utashima**
Don't worry, there's more.
**[02:46] Sweets**
There is?
**[02:47] Tsurukou**
Let's hear it, then.
**[02:48] Utashima**
All right, give this a listen.
**[02:50] Utashima**
"Urashima Taro."
**[02:51] Bolt**
Please, thank you!
**[02:56] Utashima**
The old man was a miscreant
**[03:00] Sweets**
A miscreant?
**[03:00] Utashima**
He moved into Urashima's place
**[03:04] Meisaku**
Kick him out.
**[03:04] Utashima**
And fraudulently used Urashima's credit card
**[03:08] Tsurukou**
Don't do that!
**[03:08] Utashima**
On top of that, he leaked Urashima's address
**[03:12] Bolt**
He's the worst!
**[03:13] Utashima**
It was too much to bear, and Urashima had to move
**[03:16] Meisaku**
Good for him.
**[03:17] Utashima**
But the old man found his new address right away
**[03:20] Sweets**
But how?
**[03:21] Utashima**
He locked all of Urashima's social media accounts
**[03:24] Tsuruko**
But why?!
**[03:25] Utashima**
And posted Urashima's phone number online
**[03:29] Meisaku**
Why'd he
do that?
**[03:31] Meisaku**
Stop! Stop! It's all messed up!
**[03:33] Bolt**
It was just an unfortunate song.
**[03:35] Utashima**
Well...
**[03:36] Utashima**
In truth,
**[03:37] Utashima**
that all happened to me.
**[03:38] Meisaku**
In that case, you have my sympathy.
**[03:41] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E213 - A Fitness Game Where Even Dogs Can Lose Weight!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4XWJ3/a-fitness-game-where-even-dogs-can-lose-weight)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:06] Lassi**
Got your smartphones ready?
**[00:08] Lassi**
All righty.
**[00:08] Lassi**
Get online now!
**[00:10] Nokio**
Aw man, it's sold out *already*!
**[00:12] Sweets**
Same here.
**[00:13] Lassi**
Goddamn!
**[00:14] Meisaku**
What are you making them do?
**[00:15] Lassi**
I want this fitness game
that's in short supply,
**[00:17] Lassi**
so I asked these two to snap it up
as soon as it's back in stock online.
**[00:20] Meisaku**
Don't use your students
for things like that!
**[00:22] Musubi**
What are fitness games?
**[00:24] Meisaku**
A workout in the form of a video game.
**[00:24] Sign**
Episode 213
A Fitness Game Where Even Dogs Can Lose Weight!
**[00:26] Meisaku**
Even people who don't usually
play video games play them.
**[00:28] Lassi**
I've gained a *teensy* bit of weight lately
because I haven't been exercising.
**[00:32] Meisaku**
Sounds more than a "teensy" bit.
**[00:33] Lassi**
At this rate, it'll flag up in my physical.
**[00:35] Nokio**
You have physicals?
**[00:37] Meisaku**
But you're a dog.
**[00:38] Sweets**
Hey, isn't there a fitness
game in that other world?
**[00:41] Meisaku**
Hm, yeah, there might be.
**[00:42] Lassi**
What are you talking about?
**[00:43] Sweets**
Well, this and that happened, and a door in
Meisaku's house now leads to another world.
**[00:44] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Schoolboy
**[00:44] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Schoolboy
**[00:44] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Meisaku Matsuda
**[00:44] Sign (Bottom Right)**
Meisaku Matsuda
**[00:44] Sign**
Rare
**[00:47] Lassi**
Fan...
**[00:48] Meisaku**
Fan?
**[00:49] Lassi**
Fantabulassi!
**[00:50] Meisaki**
"Fantabulassi"?!
**[00:52] Lassi**
I'll be making a home visit today!
**[00:54] Meisaku**
I know you're only coming to play the game!
**[00:57] Sign (Right Top)**
Calories
Burned
**[00:58] Sign (Left Top)**
Lassi
**[00:58] Sweets**
So now, we're in another world, and
conveniently, it's the fitness game world.
**[01:02] Lassi**
Okay! With this game,
I can lose weight healthily.
**[01:05] Ring Fit**
Hello, Lassi-san.
**[01:06] Lassi**
Who the heck is this?
**[01:07] Nokio**
Must be the game's instructor.
**[01:09] Ring Fit**
I am the Instruc-dog and I
specialize in exercises for dogs.
**[01:12] Sign**
Instruc-dog
**[01:12] Sign**
Instruc-dog
**[01:14] Meisaku**
It's called the Instruc-dog.
**[01:15] Ring Fit**
I'll do everything I can to
support you to lose weight.
**[01:18] Lassi**
That's reassuring to hear.
**[01:19] Ring Fit**
If you fail to lose weight, I'll take
full responsibility and cease to exist.
**[01:23] Musubi**
What a strong sense of duty!
**[01:25] Lassi**
This all sounds very promising!
**[01:26] Ring Fit**
Please choose your game mode.
**[01:26] Sign**
Casual Mode
**[01:26] Sign**
1% Survival Mode
**[01:26] Sign**
99% You Die Mode
**[01:29] Meisaku**
They're all tough except for Casual Mode.
**[01:31] Musubi**
The bottom two are practically the same.
**[01:33] Lassi**
Obviously, I'm going with the one at the top.
**[01:34] Sign**
Casual Mode
**[01:34] Sign**
Casual Mode
**[01:34] Sign**
Casual Mode
**[01:34] Sign**
Casual Mode
**[01:34] Sign**
Casual Mode
**[01:36] Ring Fit**
Are you sure?
**[01:36] Sign (Left Top)**
Lassi
**[01:36] Sign (Right Top)**
Calories
Burned
**[01:37] Lassi**
Yes, I am.
**[01:38] Ring Fit**
Are you *sure* you're okay with
always taking the easy route in life?
**[01:43] Meisaku**
Don't ask such a deep question.
**[01:46] Sign (Right Top)**
Calories
Burned
**[01:46] Sign (Bottom Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:46] Sign (Bottom Left)**
Running
**[01:46] Sign (Left Top)**
Lassi
**[01:47] Ring Fit**
Come on, faster! Run as fast as you can!
**[01:49] Sweets**
He's already looking tired.
**[01:51] Ring Fit**
Very good. I love that
look of pain on your face!
**[01:53] Sign (Bottom Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:53] Sign (Bottom Left)**
Running
**[01:53] Nokio**
You're praising *that*?
**[01:55] Ring Fit**
Show me even more pain on that face!
**[01:57] Sign (Bottom Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:57] Sign (Bottom Left)**
Running
**[01:57] Meisaku**
Why do you sound so happy?
**[01:59] Ring Fit**
They're all looking.
They're all looking at you.
**[02:01] Ring Fit**
The students you usually boss around
are watching this pathetic sight!
**[02:05] Lassi**
How embarrassing!
**[02:07] Ring Fit**
When you're embarrassed, your
temperature goes up and it burns off fat.
**[02:07] Sign (Bottom Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[02:07] Sign (Bottom Left)**
Running
**[02:11] Meisaku**
That's a horrible way to burn fat.
**[02:14] Meisaku**
A monster appeared!
**[02:15] Ring Fit**
By doing strength training,
you can deal damage to the monster.
**[02:18] Nokio**
Oh, I see. The training's part of the game.
**[02:20] Lassi**
S-Squat!
**[02:22] Sign (Bottom Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[02:22] Sign (Bottom Left)**
Squat
**[02:22] Meisaku**
That did damage to it!
**[02:23] Lassi**
It's tough, but I can do this!
**[02:25] Sign (Bottom Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[02:25] Sign (Bottom Left)**
Squat
**[02:25] Musubi**
Ah, the monster healed itself!
**[02:27] Lassi**
Squat!
**[02:28] Sign (Bottom Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[02:28] Sign (Bottom Left)**
Squat
**[02:29] Lassi**
Squat, squat!
**[02:32] Lassi**
It's so hard!
**[02:33] Meisaku**
It's got unlimited healing.
**[02:33] Sign (Bottom Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[02:33] Sign (Bottom Left)**
Squat
**[02:34] Nokio**
This game is so unbalanced!
**[02:37] Lassi**
What can I do to deal more damage?
**[02:39] Ring Fit**
To defeat this monster,
**[02:41] Ring Fit**
you must carry two desks and
pull a large truck tied to your waist.
**[02:45] Meisaku**
That's impossible!
**[02:45] Sign (Bottom Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[02:45] Sign (Bottom Left)**
Squat
**[02:46] Sweets**
Are all fitness games this tough?
**[02:48] Meisaku**
This really is too tough.
**[02:50] Meisaku**
This *is* Casual Mode, isn't it?
**[02:52] Nokio**
Ah, wait, it's not Casual Mode after all.
**[02:53] Sign**
99% You Die Mode
**[02:53] Sign**
Casual Mode
**[02:53] Sign**
1% Survival Mode
**[02:55] Nokio**
It actually says *Casualty* Mode!
**[02:55] Sign (Close Up)**
Casual ty Mode
**[02:57] Meisaku**
"Casualty" Mode?! So it's actually hard?
**[03:01] Sweets**
If this keeps up, Lassi-sensei's gonna die!
**[03:01] Sign (Left Top)**
Lassi
**[03:01] Sign (Right Top)**
Calories
Burned
**[03:01] Sign (Bottom Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[03:01] Sign (Bottom Left)**
Squat
**[03:04] Meisaku**
I know! Let's get Lassi-sensei to bulk up.
**[03:06] Nokio**
Huh? Bulk up?
**[03:07] Meisaku**
If he fails to lose weight,
the Instruc-dog ceases to exist!
**[03:11] Musubi**
As luck would have it,
I brought lots of bread.
**[03:13] Nokio**
Good job, luck!
**[03:14] Meisaku**
Please eat these, Lassi-sensei!
**[03:15] Lassi**
No, stop—
**[03:18] Ring Fit**
Warning: you're gaining weight.
**[03:18] Sign (Left Top)**
Lassi
**[03:18] Sign (Right Top)**
Calories
Burned
**[03:20] Ring Fit**
Warning: you're gaining weight.
**[03:23] Ring Fit**
Warn...
**[03:24] Sign (Left Top)**
Lassi
**[03:24] Sign (Right Top)**
Calories
Burned
**[03:24] Ring Fit**
Your weight... Your weight...
**[03:27] Sign (Left Top)**
Lassi
**[03:27] Sign (Right Top)**
Calories
Burned
**[03:28] Ring Fit**
Weight loss: failed!
**[03:32] Nok/Mus/Swe**
Game completed!
**[03:33] Meisaku**
I think "game over" is more accurate.
**[03:38] Lassi**
Since losing weight can be
dangerous, I've given up trying.
**[03:41] Lassi**
So, Meisaku...
**[03:42] Lassi**
Run and fetch me some custard buns!
**[03:44] Meisaku**
You're the one who should be running.
**[03:46] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E214 - Princess Tsurukou
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2J57J/princess-tsurukou)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:05] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:05] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:06] Meisaku**
Uh...
**[00:07] Meisaku**
"Princess Tsurukou's Magic Show"?
**[00:07] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:10] Meisaku**
What's that?
**[00:10] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:10] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:10] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:11] Bolt**
"What's that?"! Seriously?!
**[00:12] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:12] Bolt**
Don't you know about Princess Tsurukou?!
**[00:14] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:14] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:14] Sign**
Episode 214
Princess Tsurukou
**[00:14] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:14] Meisaku**
You mean Tsurukou?
**[00:14] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:15] Meisaku**
"Princess" is for female royalty.
**[00:17] Musubi**
He's a famed genius magician,
and tickets to his shows are hard to come by.
**[00:18] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:18] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:20] Meisaku**
He's that popular, huh?
**[00:22] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:22] Nokio**
It's rumored that his 3,000 yen tickets
shoot up and get resold for 3,150 yen.
**[00:24] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:26] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:26] Meisaku**
Not a huge hike.
**[00:27] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:27] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:27] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:27] Bolt**
Princess Tsurukou thoughtfully arranged
for us to see his popular show for free.
**[00:30] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:32] Nokio**
So be grateful!
**[00:32] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:32] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:32] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:33] Meisaku**
When you say it like that,
I kinda want to see it.
**[00:35] Meisaku**
Tricks like levitation and escaping from
a burning cage are considered classics.
**[00:40] Bolt**
Princess Tsurukou's magic tricks
aren't *nearly* as boring as those!
**[00:40] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:40] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:40] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:44] Nokio**
You'll literally be blown away.
Like five meters or so!
**[00:45] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:46] Meisaku**
Well, that sure sounds like
magic. I can't wait to see it.
**[00:46] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:46] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:46] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:51] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:51] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:51] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:52] Bolt**
It's about to start.
**[00:53] Meisaku**
I wonder what kind of entrance he'll make.
**[00:55] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[00:55] Tsurukou**
Yo, what's up?
**[00:56] Tsurukou**
I'm Princess Tsurukou.
**[00:58] Tsurukou**
Please remember my name
and face if nothing else, okay?
**[01:00] Meisaku**
He came out like a standup comedian!
**[01:00] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:00] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:00] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:03] Tsurukou**
Allow me to show you my
first Princess magic trick.
**[01:03] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:07] Tsurukou**
You there. Can I borrow
a 1,000 yen bill from you?
**[01:10] Musubi**
Th-There it is!
**[01:10] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:10] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:10] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:11] Meisaku**
Nothing's happened yet.
**[01:13] Bolt**
A... A 1,000 yen bill!
**[01:14] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:14] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:14] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:14] Meisaku**
That's not surprising at all.
**[01:16] Tsurukou**
Behold.
**[01:16] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:17] Tsurukou**
This 1,000 yen bill turns into...
**[01:20] Tsurukou**
two 1,000 yen bills!
**[01:22] Bolt**
Holy wow!
**[01:23] Meisaku**
Uh, I guess it was impressive...
**[01:25] Musubi**
Princess Tsurukou!
**[01:27] Meisaku**
Isn't it a bit boring?
**[01:28] Bolt**
What?! You don't know what you're saying!
**[01:28] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:28] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:28] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:31] Bolt**
Listen, what he just did was...
**[01:32] Nokio**
Bolt, forget it. Meisaku won't
understand how amazing it is.
**[01:32] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:32] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:32] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:35] Meisaku**
You could've put that a bit nicer.
**[01:37] Meisaku**
But everyone thought it was amazing,
so maybe I missed something?
**[01:41] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:41] Tsurukou**
Okay, for my next Princess magic trick...
**[01:43] Tsurukou**
You there. Can I borrow
a 5,000 yen bill from you?
**[01:46] Musubi**
Th-Th-Th-There it is!
**[01:46] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:46] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:46] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:47] Meisaku**
Again, nothing's happened yet!
**[01:49] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:49] Tsurukou**
Are you ready?
**[01:50] Tsurukou**
This 5,000 yen bill turns into...
**[01:53] Tsurukou**
two 5,000 yen bills!
**[01:55] Meisaku**
Like I said, boring.
**[01:57] Musubi**
Stop calling it boring!
**[01:57] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:57] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:57] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[01:58] Bolt**
He doubled that 5,000 yen bill!
**[02:01] Meisaku**
I get that, but...
**[02:02] Musubi**
He's...
**[02:02] Musubi**
making a profit!
**[02:04] Meisaku**
Huh?
**[02:05] Tsurukou**
Who should I pick next?
**[02:05] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[02:05] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[02:05] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[02:07] Mob 1**
Please increase my money!
**[02:09] Mob 2**
Triple my 5,000 yen bill!
**[02:11] Nokio**
Princess Tsurukou is popular
because he multiplies your money.
**[02:14] Meisaku**
That's why?! That's not how you enjoy magic.
**[02:18] Tsurukou**
You're next.
**[02:19] Tsurukou**
Can I borrow a 10,000 yen bill from you?
**[02:21] Audience**
Princess! Princess!
**[02:24] Meisaku**
The audience is most excited about this.
**[02:26] Tsurukou**
I will now go into this
box holding this 10,000 yen bill.
**[02:29] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[02:29] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[02:29] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[02:29] Meisaku**
Ah, this trick sounds a bit flashier.
**[02:32] Tsurukou**
And now, this box will...
**[02:34] Tsurukou**
Three.
**[02:35] Tsurukou**
Two.
**[02:36] Tsurukou**
One.
**[02:37] Tsurukou**
Zero!
**[02:38] Meisaku**
Wow! A huge explosion! Is he okay?
**[02:38] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[02:38] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[02:38] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[02:38] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[02:43] Meisaku**
Oh, he's all right! Amazing!
**[02:43] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[02:43] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[02:43] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[02:46] Nokio**
Yeah, I guess.
**[02:47] Bolt**
Kinda cool.
**[02:48] Musubi**
Sure.
**[02:49] Meisaku**
This is where you *should* be getting excited!
**[02:49] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[02:49] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[02:49] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[02:49] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[02:49] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[02:49] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[02:49] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[02:51] Tsurukou**
And while all that was going on,
the 10,000 yen bill I had turned into...
**[02:56] Tsurukou**
a 1,000 yen bill!
**[03:00] Meisaku**
He's getting booed even
though it was a good trick!
**[03:03] Tsurukou**
Now, now, calm down, everyone.
**[03:05] Tsurukou**
What do we have here?
**[03:05] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[03:05] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[03:09] Musubi**
It's...
**[03:10] Mus/Nok/Bol**
It's a miracle!
**[03:12] Meisaku**
He just brought a wad of bills with him.
**[03:14] Bolt**
You need to shut up!
**[03:14] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[03:14] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[03:14] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[03:15] Nokio**
Don't you know how to enjoy magic?!
**[03:17] Meisaku**
That's my line!
**[03:18] Tsurukou**
Okay, for my last magic trick...
**[03:18] Sign**
Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
**[03:21] Tsurukou**
My "handing out 1,000 yen bills" trick.
**[03:23] Musubi**
Un...
**[03:24] Mus/Nok/Bol**
Unbelievable!
**[03:26] Meisaku**
All he's doing is handing out money.
**[03:29] Tsurukou**
What did you think of my magic show?
**[03:32] Musubi**
It was amazing!
**[03:33] Musubi**
The "handing out 1,000
yen bills" trick moved me!
**[03:35] Bolt**
I was impressed by the 5,000 yen bill trick!
**[03:37] Nokio**
The 10,000 yen bill one, too!
**[03:38] Meisaku**
But Tsurukou, will you be okay
handing out all that money like that?
**[03:41] Tsurukou**
Yeah, it's no problem!
**[03:43] Musubi**
Why's that?
**[03:44] Tsurukou**
You really want to know the
secret to my magic tricks?
**[03:47] Bolt**
Please tell us!
**[03:48] Nokio**
What awesome magic do you use?
**[03:50] Tsurukou**
I have...
**[03:51] Tsurukou**
a sponsor!
**[03:53] Sweets**
Presented by the Oshirikawa family.
**[03:55] Meisaku**
So it's the money doing all the "magic"?
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[03:58] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
# E215 - Hello, I'm The Blue Bird Of Happiness
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDWPK7/hello-im-the-blue-bird-of-happiness)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:06] Musubi**
I wonder what it means to be happy.
**[00:08] Meisaku**
You're musing over a really deep topic there.
**[00:11] Musubi**
I want to be happy.
**[00:12] Sign**
Episode 215
Hello, I'm The Blue Bird Of Happiness
**[00:12] Meisaku**
You say that, but money is all it
takes to make you happy, right?
**[00:15] Musubi**
Money's important, sure, but it
can't bring you happiness by itself.
**[00:18] Meisaku**
Then, what is "happiness" to you?
**[00:20] Musubi**
My tweet going viral and getting
retweeted 500 million times.
**[00:23] Tsurukou**
500 million sounds impossible.
**[00:25] Meisaku**
Oh, what if we go find the
Blue Bird of Happiness?
**[00:28] Musubi**
The Blue Bird of Happiness?
**[00:30] Meisaku**
In the classic tale, *The Blue Bird*,
**[00:30] Sign**
The
Blue Bird
**[00:31] Meisaku**
Tyltyl and Mytyl search for the blue bird,
a symbol of happiness, in their dream.
**[00:36] Sweets**
I... I... I...
**[00:38] Meisaku**
What's wrong, Sweets?
**[00:39] Sweets**
I see a blue bird!
**[00:41] Meisaku**
Huh?
**[00:42] Meisaku**
There really is one!
**[00:43] Musubi**
Yes! Now I can find happiness!
**[00:46] Meisaku**
It's bigger than I imagined. Or wait...
**[00:48] Meisaku**
Isn't this just a chicken
covered in blue paint?
**[00:51] Blue Bird**
You want to be happy?
**[00:53] Tsurukou**
It talks.
**[00:54] Meisaku**
So you understood us?
**[00:55] Blue Bird**
One lemon contains four
lemons' worth of vitamin C!
**[01:00] Meisaku**
Okay, maybe he didn't understand us.
**[01:02] Blue Bird**
You want to be happy?
**[01:04] Blue Bird**
But happiness is all relative.
**[01:06] Blue Bird**
Even if you're feeling normal, if someone
else is unhappy, you're happy by comparison.
**[01:06] Sign (Left)**
Unhappy
**[01:06] Sign (Right)**
Happy
**[01:09] Sign (Bottom)**
Unhappy
**[01:09] Sign (Top)**
Happy
**[01:10] Blue Bird**
How are you feeling right now? Are you happy?
**[01:13] Meisaku**
Uh, I'm feeling normal, I guess?
**[01:15] Blue Bird**
I'm unhappy because I'm covered
in blue paint and I feel terrible.
**[01:16] Sign (Left)**
Unhappy
**[01:16] Sign (Right)**
Happy
**[01:17] Sign (Bottom)**
Unhappy
**[01:17] Sign (Middle)**
Happy
**[01:17] Sign (Top)**
Happy
**[01:19] Blue Bird**
Congrats!
**[01:20] Meisaku**
That'll never make me go: "I feel so happy!"
**[01:23] Musubi**
The Blue Bird of Happiness is very unique.
**[01:26] Meisaku**
This isn't the Blue Bird of Happiness.
**[01:27] Sweets**
I... I... I...
**[01:30] Meisaku**
What's wrong, Sweets?
**[01:31] Sweets**
I see a blue mouse!
**[01:32] Meisaku**
Huh?
**[01:33] Meisaku**
It *is* a blue mouse!
**[01:35] Tsurukou**
He's covered in paint as well.
**[01:37] Meisaku**
But a blue mouse doesn't bring happiness,
so he's irrelevant right now.
**[01:41] Blue Mouse**
I'm shocked at being called "irrelevant."
**[01:43] Blue Mouse**
I feel blue, 'cause I am blue. Get it?
**[01:44] Blue Bird**
Because Blue Mouse became unhappy,
I'm now happy by comparison!
**[01:46] Sign (Left)**
Unhappy
**[01:46] Sign (Right)**
Happy
**[01:47] Sign (Bottom)**
Unhappy
**[01:47] Sign (Top)**
Happy
**[01:48] Blue Mouse**
I'm so, so blue and I feel bad for my late wife.
**[01:51] Blue Mouse**
She was really orange, you see.
**[01:52] Blue Bird**
I'msuhhappi... I'm so happy,
I could melt the snow off a ski slope!
**[01:55] Blue Bird**
I flubbed!
**[01:56] Blue Mouse**
My *orange* wife and I were
home on the *range* and...
**[01:58] Blue Mouse**
Ah, I've never had a wife!
**[01:59] Tsurukou**
You two need to *shut up*!
**[02:01] Musubi**
They're definitely *not* the
Blue Birds of Happiness!
**[02:03] Meisaku**
Glad you finally caught up.
**[02:05] Blue Bird**
Then, let us take you to
the land of happiness.
**[02:08] Meisaku**
Huh?
**[02:08] Musubi**
Yay!
**[02:09] Blue Bird/Mouse**
Pachofasomacho, pasomachopaso!
**[02:13] Meisaku**
Hm?
**[02:14] Sweets**
Nothing's happening.
**[02:15] Blue Bird**
Because we didn't do anything.
**[02:17] Meisaku**
Then what was that just now?!
**[02:21] Sign (Bird Tweet)**
Welcome to the land of happiness.
**[02:21] Sign (Bird)**
Chicken
**[02:23] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
I welcome you to the land of happiness.
**[02:23] Sign (Mouse)**
Mouse
**[02:24] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[02:24] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
Huh?
**[02:25] Sign (Bird Tweet)**
Welcome to the land of happiness.
**[02:25] Sign (Bird)**
Chicken
**[02:25] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
I welcome you to the land of happiness.
**[02:25] Sign (Mouse)**
Mouse
**[02:25] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[02:25] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
Huh?
**[02:25] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
I welcome you to the land of happiness.
**[02:25] Sign (Mouse)**
Mouse
**[02:25] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[02:25] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
Huh?
**[02:25] Sign (Tsurukou Name)**
Tsurukou
**[02:25] Sign(Tsurukou Tweet)**
This is a social media platform.
**[02:26] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
I welcome you to the land of happiness.
**[02:26] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[02:26] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
Huh?
**[02:26] Sign (Tsurukou Name)**
Tsurukou
**[02:26] Sign(Tsurukou Tweet)**
This is a social media platform.
**[02:27] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[02:27] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
Huh?
**[02:27] Sign (Tsurukou Name)**
Tsurukou
**[02:27] Sign(Tsurukou Tweet)**
This is a social media platform.
**[02:27] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[02:27] Sign (Musubi Tweet)**
The one where you tweet.
**[02:28] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
Huh?
**[02:28] Sign (Tsurukou Name)**
Tsurukou
**[02:28] Sign(Tsurukou Tweet)**
This is a social media platform.
**[02:28] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[02:28] Sign (Musubi Tweet)**
The one where you tweet.
**[02:28] Sign (Tsurukou Name)**
Tsurukou
**[02:28] Sign(Tsurukou Tweet)**
This is a social media platform.
**[02:28] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[02:28] Sign (Musubi Tweet)**
The one where you tweet.
**[02:28] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[02:28] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
All happiness can be
found on social media.
**[02:30] Sign(Tsurukou Tweet)**
This is a social media platform.
**[02:30] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[02:30] Sign (Musubi Tweet)**
The one where you tweet.
**[02:30] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[02:30] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
All happiness can be
found on social media.
**[02:30] Sign (Tsurukou Name)**
Tsurukou
**[02:30] Sign( Tsurukou Tweet)**
That's what the kids of today say.
**[02:30] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[02:30] Sign (Musubi Tweet)**
The one where you tweet.
**[02:30] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[02:30] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
All happiness can be
found on social media.
**[02:32] Sign (Musubi Tweet)**
The one where you tweet.
**[02:32] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[02:32] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
All happiness can be
found on social media.
**[02:32] Sign (Tsurukou Name)**
Tsurukou
**[02:32] Sign( Tsurukou Tweet)**
That's what the kids of today say.
**[02:32] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
All happiness can be
found on social media.
**[02:32] Sign (Tsurukou Name)**
Tsurukou
**[02:32] Sign( Tsurukou Tweet)**
That's what the kids of today say.
**[02:32] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[02:32] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
Please RT:
**[02:32] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
All happiness can be
found on social media.
**[02:36] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
All happiness can be
found on social media.
**[02:36] Sign (Tsurukou Name)**
Tsurukou
**[02:36] Sign( Tsurukou Tweet)**
That's what the kids of today say.
**[02:36] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[02:36] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
Please RT:
**[02:36] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
All happiness can be
found on social media.
**[02:36] Sign( Tsurukou Tweet)**
That's what the kids of today say.
**[02:36] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[02:36] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
Please RT:
**[02:36] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
All happiness can be
found on social media.
**[02:36] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[02:36] Sign( Musubi Tweet)**
Don't ask people to retweet
something like that!
**[02:38] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[02:38] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
Please RT:
**[02:38] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
All happiness can be
found on social media.
**[02:38] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[02:38] Sign( Musubi Tweet)**
Don't ask people to retweet
something like that!
**[02:38] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[02:38] Sign( Musubi Tweet)**
Don't ask people to retweet
something like that!
**[02:38] Sign( Musubi Tweet)**
Don't ask people to retweet
something like that!
**[02:38] Sign (Chicken Name)**
Chicken
**[02:38] Sign (Chicken Tweet)**
#RTifyoufeelevenalittlebithappy
**[02:41] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[02:41] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
Not even a little bit.
**[02:42] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[02:42] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
Not even a little bit.
**[02:42] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[02:42] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
Not even a little bit.
**[02:42] Sign (Tsurukou Name)**
Tsurukou
**[02:42] Sign (Tsurukou Name)**
I feel that you'd make a good broth.
**[02:44] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[02:44] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
Not even a little bit.
**[02:44] Sign (Tsurukou Name)**
Tsurukou
**[02:44] Sign (Tsurukou Name)**
I feel that you'd make a good broth.
**[02:44] Sign (Sweet'S Name)**
Sweets
**[02:44] Sign (Sweet'S Tweet)**
What does happiness mean?!
**[02:44] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[02:44] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
Not even a little bit.
**[02:44] Sign (Tsurukou Name)**
Tsurukou
**[02:44] Sign (Tsurukou Name)**
I feel that you'd make a good broth.
**[02:46] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
Not even a little bit.
**[02:46] Sign (Tsurukou Name)**
Tsurukou
**[02:46] Sign (Tsurukou Name)**
I feel that you'd make a good broth.
**[02:46] Sign (Sweet'S Name)**
Sweets
**[02:46] Sign (Sweet'S Tweet)**
What does happiness mean?!
**[02:46] Sign (Tsurukou Name)**
I feel that you'd make a good broth.
**[02:46] Sign (Sweet'S Name)**
Sweets
**[02:46] Sign (Sweet'S Tweet)**
What does happiness mean?!
**[02:46] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[02:46] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
The kanji used in "happiness" is similar to the
one used in "painfulness." Which means that
happiness exists beside pain.
**[02:51] Sign (Sweet'S Name)**
Sweets
**[02:51] Sign (Sweet'S Tweet)**
What does happiness mean?!
**[02:51] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[02:51] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
The kanji used in "happiness" is similar to the
one used in "painfulness." Which means that
happiness exists beside pain.
**[02:52] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)**
Meisaku
**[02:52] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)**
Are you trying to say
something profound?
**[02:52] Sign (Sweet'S Tweet)**
What does happiness mean?!
**[02:52] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[02:52] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
The kanji used in "happiness" is similar to the
one used in "painfulness." Which means that
happiness exists beside pain.
**[02:53] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[02:53] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
The kanji used in "happiness" is similar to the
one used in "painfulness." Which means that
happiness exists beside pain.
**[02:53] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)**
Meisaku
**[02:53] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)**
Are you trying to say
something profound?
**[02:53] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)**
Meisaku
**[02:53] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)**
Are you trying to say
something profound?
**[02:53] Sign (Chicken Tweet)**
The kanji used in "spicy" and the kanji used
in "painfulness" are one and the same.
**[02:53] Sign (Chicken Name)**
Chicken
**[02:56] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)**
Meisaku
**[02:56] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)**
Are you trying to say
something profound?
**[02:56] Sign (Chicken Tweet)**
The kanji used in "spicy" and the kanji used
in "painfulness" are one and the same.
**[02:56] Sign (Chicken Name)**
Chicken
**[02:56] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)**
Meisaku
**[02:56] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)**
Are you trying to say
something profound?
**[02:56] Sign (Chicken Tweet)**
The kanji used in "spicy" and the kanji used
in "painfulness" are one and the same.
**[02:56] Sign (Chicken Name)**
Chicken
**[02:56] Sign (Chicken Tweet)**
Which means spiciness and
pain are... the same thing!!
**[02:56] Sign (Chicken Name)**
Chicken
**[02:58] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)**
Are you trying to say
something profound?
**[02:58] Sign (Chicken Tweet)**
The kanji used in "spicy" and the kanji used
in "painfulness" are one and the same.
**[02:58] Sign (Chicken Name)**
Chicken
**[02:58] Sign (Chicken Tweet)**
Which means spiciness and
pain are... the same thing!!
**[02:58] Sign (Chicken Name)**
Chicken
**[02:58] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)**
Are you trying to say
something profound?
**[02:58] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[02:58] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
They're clearly NOT the same!
**[02:58] Sign (Chicken Tweet)**
The kanji used in "spicy" and the kanji used
in "painfulness" are one and the same.
**[02:58] Sign (Chicken Name)**
Chicken
**[02:58] Sign (Chicken Tweet)**
Which means spiciness and
pain are... the same thing!!
**[02:58] Sign (Chicken Name)**
Chicken
**[03:00] Sign (Chicken Tweet)**
The kanji used in "spicy" and the kanji used
in "painfulness" are one and the same.
**[03:00] Sign (Chicken Tweet)**
Which means spiciness and
pain are... the same thing!!
**[03:00] Sign (Chicken Name)**
Chicken
**[03:00] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:00] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
They're clearly NOT the same!
**[03:00] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[03:00] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
The kanji used in happiness and the kanji
used in "squeeze out" is also the same.
**[03:00] Sign (Chicken Name)**
Chicken
**[03:00] Sign (Chicken Tweet)**
Which means spiciness and
pain are... the same thing!!
**[03:00] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:00] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
They're clearly NOT the same!
**[03:02] Sign (Chicken Tweet)**
Which means spiciness and
pain are... the same thing!!
**[03:02] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:02] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
They're clearly NOT the same!
**[03:02] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[03:02] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
The kanji used in happiness and the kanji
used in "squeeze out" is also the same.
**[03:02] Sign (Chicken Tweet)**
Which means spiciness and
pain are... the same thing!!
**[03:02] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:02] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
They're clearly NOT the same!
**[03:02] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[03:02] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
The kanji used in happiness and the kanji
used in "squeeze out" is also the same.
**[03:02] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:02] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
That kanji does NOT read "squeeze out"!!
**[03:05] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
They're clearly NOT the same!
**[03:05] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[03:05] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
The kanji used in happiness and the kanji
used in "squeeze out" is also the same.
**[03:05] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:05] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
That kanji does NOT read "squeeze out"!!
**[03:05] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[03:05] Sign( Musubi Tweet)**
Don't just make up the pronunciation!
**[03:05] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[03:05] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
The kanji used in happiness and the kanji
used in "squeeze out" is also the same.
**[03:05] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:05] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
That kanji does NOT read "squeeze out"!!
**[03:07] Tsurukou**
Ah, Musubi-paisen's reply is getting
retweeted at an amazing speed!
**[03:11] Musubi**
Huh?
**[03:11] Sweets**
500 million retweets!
**[03:11] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[03:11] Sign( Musubi Tweet)**
Don't just make up the pronunciation!
**[03:11] Sweets**
500 million
**[03:11] Sweets**
500 million
**[03:13] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[03:13] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
The kanji used in happiness and the kanji
used in "squeeze out" is also the same.
**[03:13] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:13] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
That kanji does NOT read "squeeze out"!!
**[03:13] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[03:13] Sign( Musubi Tweet)**
Don't just make up the pronunciation!
**[03:13] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
The kanji used in happiness and the kanji
used in "squeeze out" is also the same.
**[03:13] Sign (Chicken Name)**
Chicken
**[03:13] Sign (Chicken Tweet)**
What do you think?
**[03:13] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:13] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
That kanji does NOT read "squeeze out"!!
**[03:13] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[03:13] Sign( Musubi Tweet)**
Don't just make up the pronunciation!
**[03:14] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[03:14] Sign( Musubi Tweet)**
Don't just make up the pronunciation!
**[03:14] Sign (Chicken Name)**
Chicken
**[03:14] Sign (Chicken Tweet)**
What do you think?
**[03:14] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[03:14] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
Are you happy?
**[03:14] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[03:14] Sign( Musubi Tweet)**
Don't just make up the pronunciation!
**[03:14] Sign (Chicken Name)**
Chicken
**[03:14] Sign (Chicken Tweet)**
What do you think?
**[03:16] Sign (Chicken Name)**
Chicken
**[03:16] Sign (Chicken Tweet)**
What do you think?
**[03:16] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[03:16] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
Are you happy?
**[03:16] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[03:16] Sign( Musubi Tweet)**
This is... happiness...!
**[03:16] Sign (Chicken Name)**
Chicken
**[03:16] Sign (Chicken Tweet)**
What do you think?
**[03:16] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[03:16] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
Are you happy?
**[03:18] Sign (Chicken Tweet)**
What do you think?
**[03:18] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[03:18] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
Are you happy?
**[03:18] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[03:18] Sign( Musubi Tweet)**
This is... happiness...!
**[03:18] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:18] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
This isn't where you find happiness.
**[03:18] Sign (Mouse Name)**
Mouse
**[03:18] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
Are you happy?
**[03:18] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[03:18] Sign( Musubi Tweet)**
This is... happiness...!
**[03:20] Sign (Mouse Tweet)**
Are you happy?
**[03:20] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[03:20] Sign( Musubi Tweet)**
This is... happiness...!
**[03:20] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:20] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
This isn't where you find happiness.
**[03:20] Sign( Musubi Tweet)**
This is... happiness...!
**[03:20] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:20] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
This isn't where you find happiness.
**[03:20] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:20] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
Tyltyl and Mytyl find the blue bird's
feather in their own room in the end.
**[03:24] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:24] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
This isn't where you find happiness.
**[03:24] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:24] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
Tyltyl and Mytyl find the blue bird's
feather in their own room in the end.
**[03:24] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:24] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
Tyltyl and Mytyl find the blue bird's
feather in their own room in the end.
**[03:24] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[03:24] Sign( Musubi Tweet)**
Happi...ness?
**[03:26] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:26] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
Tyltyl and Mytyl find the feather of the
blue bird in their own room in the end.
**[03:26] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[03:26] Sign( Musubi Tweet)**
Happi...ness?
**[03:26] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:26] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
Your happiness is closer than you think!
**[03:26] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[03:26] Sign( Musubi Tweet)**
Happi...ness?
**[03:28] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[03:28] Sign( Musubi Tweet)**
Happi...ness?
**[03:28] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:28] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
Your happiness is closer than you think!
**[03:28] Sign (Musubi Name)**
Musubi
**[03:28] Sign( Musubi Tweet)**
Happi...ness?
**[03:28] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:28] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
Your happiness is closer than you think!
**[03:28] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:28] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
You need to wake up!!!
**[03:29] Sign (Meisaku Name)**
Meisaku
**[03:29] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)**
You need to wake up!!!
**[03:33] Meisaku**
It was my dream, after all.
**[03:35] Meisaku**
Now that I think about it, Tyltyl and Mytyl
look for the blue bird in their dream.
**[03:39] Blue Bird**
You want to be happy?
**[03:41] Meisaku**
There's a blue bird in *my* room, too!
**[03:44] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E216 - Motion Sickness Drunken Fist
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3852Q/motion-sickness-drunken-fist)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:05] Sign (Left)**
Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[00:05] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:05] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:05] Sign (Top Left)**
School
Maxim:
Be a
Classic
**[00:05] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:05] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:05] Sign (Bottom Left)**
Sleep is the
**[00:05] Sign (Bottom Left)**
mother of health
**[00:05] Sign**
Student
on Duty
Today
**[00:06] Lassi**
Good morning, everyone!
**[00:07] Sign**
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**[00:07] Sign**
Story
**[00:08] Lassi**
Hm? What's this? Is Sweets late today?
**[00:10] Musubi**
He got lost up a mountain
on his way to school,
**[00:12] Musubi**
so he took a cable car back down,
and he's on his way here in a cab.
**[00:15] Meisaku**
Where did he go?
**[00:16] Sign**
Episode 216
Motion Sickness Drunken Fist
**[00:16] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:16] Sign**
Story
**[00:16] Nokio**
His house is like one minute from here.
**[00:18] Bolt**
Why'd he go up a mountain?
**[00:19] Meisaku**
He has zero sense of direction.
**[00:21] Lassi**
All right, I'll throw chalk
at him when he walks in.
**[00:24] Lassi**
I'm off to practice and work on my shoulder,
**[00:26] Lassi**
so it's independent study.
**[00:27] Mus/Nok/Bol**
Yay!
**[00:27] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:27] Sign**
Story
**[00:28] Meisaku**
So there's no class?
**[00:29] Sweets**
Gowd mornan'.
**[00:32] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:32] Sign**
Story
**[00:32] Meisaku**
Wow, talk about tipsy!
**[00:34] Sweets**
I had too much...
**[00:35] Meisaku**
Underage drinking?!
**[00:35] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:35] Sign**
Story
**[00:37] Sweets**
...of riding in a car.
**[00:38] Meisaku**
Oh, motion sickness.
**[00:39] Musubi**
Motion sickness does *that* to you?
**[00:41] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:41] Sign**
Story
**[00:41] Lassi**
Motion sickness or not,
you're totally late for class!
**[00:43] Lassi**
Here comes my explosive chalk throw!
**[00:45] Lassi**
Take this!
**[00:47] Lassi**
Wha... What?
**[00:48] Sweets**
Sensei, didya do sumfin'?
**[00:51] Lassi**
H-How can a student so unsteady
on his feet dodge my chalk throw?
**[00:55] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:55] Sign**
Story
**[00:55] Bolt**
Oh! Could this possibly be...
**[00:57] Bolt**
Drunken Fist?!
**[00:58] Musubi**
"Drunken Fist"?
**[00:58] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:58] Sign**
Story
**[00:59] Bolt**
It's from a kung fu movie starring
action star genius, Jackie Chan:
**[00:59] Sign**
Drunken Master
(Drunken Fist)
**[01:01] Bolt**
a ripsnorter about a martial arts style
where the drunker he is, the stronger he gets!
**[01:05] Meisaku**
Tch, explaining's *my* job.
**[01:05] Sign**
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**[01:05] Sign**
Story
**[01:07] Nokio**
Bolt, you like action movies, don't you?
**[01:08] Lassi**
I believed in my chalk-throwing skills...
**[01:10] Lassi**
Until this wound in my heart heals,
it's independent study!
**[01:13] Mus/Nok/Bol**
Yay!
**[01:13] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:13] Sign**
Story
**[01:14] Meisaku**
This "teacher" never teaches.
**[01:18] Sweets**
Peachy peach. Now I'm not
afraid of his chalk throw.
**[01:22] Sweets**
I can cut class as much as I want.
**[01:25] Nokio**
Lucky you.
**[01:26] Meisaku**
I know you can dodge chalk now,
but you still shouldn't cut class.
**[01:29] Musubi**
Good news, everyone!
**[01:31] Nokio**
What's up?
**[01:32] Musubi**
Ever since Sweets beat Lassi-sensei,
he's been practicing his chalk-throwing.
**[01:36] Sweets**
He's what? I have to keep up with him!
**[01:39] Meisaku**
How is that "good news"?
**[01:41] Musubi**
It means independent study until
he can get his chalk throws down pat.
**[01:44] Nokio**
Hell, yes!
**[01:45] Meisaku**
He needs to do his job.
**[01:46] Sweets**
To take Lassi-sensei down,
I'll master the Drunken Fist.
**[01:51] Meisaku**
And how will you do that, exactly?
**[01:52] Sweets**
I'll get even worse motion sickness.
**[01:56] Nokio**
Huh?
**[01:56] Meisaku**
Ah! An amusement park teacup ride!
**[01:58] Musubi**
Where'd you get this?
**[02:00] Sweets**
Switch on!
**[02:02] Musubi**
He's spinning a *lot*.
**[02:04] Sweets**
*Nau*-seous! I feel sick!
**[02:07] Meisaku**
Why don't you just stop?
**[02:08] Sweets**
Oh.
**[02:09] Nokio**
What's wrong?
**[02:09] Sweets**
I got too sick and it calmed me down.
**[02:12] Musubi**
That's what happens when you get too sick?
**[02:16] Meisaku**
What are we being forced to watch right now?
**[02:20] Sweets**
Peachy peach.
**[02:22] Sweets**
It's goin' swimmingly!
**[02:24] Meisaku**
You're looking extremely sick, though.
**[02:26] Sweets**
I feel totally invincible right now!
**[02:29] Lassi**
We'll see about that.
**[02:30] Meisaku**
Oh, Lassi-sensei...
**[02:30] Sign**
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**[02:30] Sign**
Story
**[02:32] Meisaku**
Your arm is *ripped*!
**[02:34] Lassi**
Okay, let's get this class started, shall we?
**[02:38] Sweets**
Hm, then maybe I should read this
comic book even though class has started.
**[02:43] Nokio**
Wow, what crazy intensity!
**[02:45] Musubi**
These two are about to throw down, aren't they?
**[02:47] Meisaku**
Can you just start teaching already?
**[02:50] Lassi**
Hey, Sweets!
**[02:51] Lassi**
Why are you reading a comic book in class?!
**[02:54] Sweets**
Bring it on!
**[02:57] Bolt**
He threw one!
**[02:58] Sweets**
I feel nauseous!
**[03:00] Bolt**
He dodged it!
**[03:02] Bolt**
He threw another!
**[03:03] Sweets**
I'm gonna barf!
**[03:04] Bolt**
He dodged again!
**[03:06] Meisaku**
Everyone's being too loud in general!
**[03:08] Sweets**
How do ya like that?
**[03:08] Sign**
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**[03:08] Sign**
Story
**[03:10] Lassi**
Not bad. But I expected as much.
**[03:13] Nokio**
Y-You have a secret weapon?
**[03:14] Lassi**
Sweets must...
**[03:16] Lassi**
clean the class by himself as punishment.
**[03:18] Sweets**
Clean?
**[03:18] Lassi**
That's right.
**[03:18] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[03:18] Sign**
Story
**[03:19] Lassi**
It's punishment for reading in class. Pick up
and put away all the chalk on the floor, too.
**[03:23] Sweets**
A-Are you serious?!
**[03:23] Sign**
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**[03:23] Sign**
Story
**[03:25] Meisaku**
But *you* threw all that chalk!
**[03:26] Lassi**
Sweets, don't get cocky just
because you got a little stronger.
**[03:29] Lassi**
You didn't get sick from being in
moving vehicles. You were...
**[03:32] Lassi**
drunk on your own power!
**[03:34] Nokio**
He's trying to sound smart.
**[03:34] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[03:34] Sign**
Story
**[03:35] Sweets**
Oh man! I lost!
**[03:37] Lassi**
Sometimes, you learn from losing.
**[03:39] Lassi**
In a way, this is part of the lesson.
**[03:41] Meisaku**
Is it really?
**[03:41] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[03:41] Sign**
Story
**[03:42] Lassi**
Anyway, I'm gonna call it a day.
**[03:43] Lassi**
It's independent study now!
**[03:45] Mus/Nok/Bol**
Yay!
**[03:45] Sign**
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**[03:45] Sign**
Story
**[03:46] Meisaku**
So you're not gonna do any *actual* teaching?
**[03:48] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E217 - The Cat That Got A Million Likes
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEPNV4/the-cat-that-got-a-million-likes)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:06] Sweets**
We have a problem!
**[00:07] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:07] Sign**
Don't run in
the hallway
**[00:07] Meisaku**
What's wrong?
**[00:08] Sweets**
I have no idea!
**[00:09] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:09] Sign**
Don't run in
the hallway
**[00:10] Tsurukou**
Huh?
**[00:11] Sweets**
I just heard we had a big problem.
**[00:13] Meisaku**
Go back and find out what it is.
**[00:13] Sign**
Episode 217
The Cat That Got A Million Likes
**[00:14] Sweets**
It was Nokio who said there was a big problem...
**[00:17] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:17] Sign**
Don't run in
the hallway
**[00:18] Nokio**
Allow me to explain what the problem is.
**[00:20] Meisaku**
Yes, start with that.
**[00:21] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:21] Sign**
Don't run in
the hallway
**[00:21] Nokio**
You know how we keep
Roly Poly in our classroom?
**[00:24] Meisaku**
Uh, the cat, you mean?
**[00:25] Sweets**
Roly Poly the Cat.
**[00:26] Tsurukou**
What kinda name is that?
**[00:26] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:26] Sign**
Don't run in
the hallway
**[00:28] Nokio**
Roly Poly has been...
**[00:29] Nokio**
...abducted!
**[00:31] Meisaku**
That's a huge problem!
**[00:31] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:31] Sign**
Don't run in
the hallway
**[00:32] Nokio**
The Prez came past and said:
**[00:33] Nokio**
"This cat must be violating *some*
school rule, so I'm confiscating her!"
**[00:36] Nokio**
and took her away.
**[00:36] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:36] Sign**
Don't run in
the hallway
**[00:37] Meisaku**
What's he mean by
"violating *some* school rule"?
**[00:39] Sweets**
She might be being mistreated as we speak!
**[00:42] Meisaku**
Okay! Let's go rescue her!
**[00:45] Sign**
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**[00:45] Sign**
Student
Council
**[00:46] Harusame**
There, there. How do you wike that?
**[00:48] Meisaku**
Definitely *not* being mistreated.
**[00:50] Tsurukou**
More like "lovingly cared for."
**[00:52] Meisaku**
President, please give our cat back.
**[00:54] Meisaku**
We named her Roly Poly and we—
**[00:56] Harusame**
Quiet!
**[00:57] Harusame**
Can't you see it's mealtime for kitty?!
**[00:59] Harusame**
You come in shouting your heads off,
**[01:02] Harusame**
and-now-she's-scared-and-it's-*your*-fault!
**[01:03] Tsurukou**
Wow, he's *super* pissed!
**[01:05] Meisaku**
You're the one shouting.
**[01:07] Harusame**
Anyway, did you just say
I had to give this cat back?
**[01:10] Meisaku**
That's right. She's our cat.
**[01:12] Harusame**
She might have belonged to
you before, but not anymore.
**[01:15] Harusame**
This kitty belongs to everyone now.
She's become the "cat that got a million likes"!
**[01:17] Sign**
The Cat That Got A Million Likes
**[01:17] Sign**
The Cat That Got A Million Likes
**[01:20] Meisaku**
A million "likes"? What does that mean?
**[01:22] Sign (Top)**
Chienetsu
Harusame
**[01:22] Sign (Bottom)**
1,000,000 Likes
**[01:22] Harusame**
This photo of her got a million likes.
**[01:24] Sign (Top)**
Chienetsu
Harusame
**[01:24] Sign (Bottom)**
1,000,000 Likes
**[01:24] Sign (Top)**
Chienetsu
Harusame\b1\fs15\pos(390.668,345.333)}1,000,000 Likes
**[01:25] Harusame**
There are people all over the world
waiting for new pics of her.
**[01:29] Harusame**
So basically, she's no longer your cat.
**[01:32] Nokio**
That doesn't mean you can just take her.
**[01:34] Meisaku**
"The cat that got a million likes," huh?
**[01:36] Meisaku**
That sounds like *The Cat
That Lived A Million Times*.
**[01:37] Sign**
The Cat That Lived A Million Times
**[01:37] Sign**
The Cat That Lived A Million Times
**[01:39] Tsurukou**
What's that?
**[01:40] Meisaku**
It's the title of a children's book.
**[01:42] Meisaku**
The protagonist, a cat,
is reborn a million times.
**[01:42] Sign**
The Cat That Lived
A Million Times
**[01:44] Meisaku**
But no matter how many times he's
reborn, he never loves his owner.
**[01:47] Nokio**
That cat sounds like a jerk.
**[01:49] Meisaku**
He's an aloof, stuck-up cat, but in the
end, he falls in love with another cat.
**[01:52] Sweets**
Huh. Sounds like an intriguing story.
**[01:54] Harusame**
All righty then! Let's rotate
ownership of this kitty.
**[01:58] Harusame**
Which makes it my turn now!
**[02:00] Meisaku**
So selfish.
**[02:01] Sign**
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**[02:01] Sign**
Student
Council
**[02:01] Harusame**
Don't you know I bought an SLR camera
so I can take photos of kitty?
**[02:04] Meisaku**
Why would I care?
**[02:05] Sign**
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**[02:05] Sign**
Student
Council
**[02:05] Harusame**
Now my social media account has
practically turned into a cat bot!
**[02:09] Meisaku**
Again, why would I care?
**[02:10] Harusame**
If you insist on taking kitty away from me...
**[02:14] Nokio**
What'll happen?
**[02:15] Tsurukou**
You'll have us expelled?
**[02:17] Harusame**
I'll cry buckets and it'll be awkward!
**[02:19] Meisaku**
You care *that* much?
**[02:22] Meisaku**
So yeah, the President's taking
care of our cat for a while.
**[02:25] Nokio**
He was so desperate.
**[02:27] Tsurukou**
Loving cats that much ain't good.
**[02:30] Sweets**
We have a problem!
**[02:31] Meisaku**
Again? What is it this time?
**[02:33] Sweets**
Like before, I just heard we had a big problem!
**[02:36] Meisaku**
Learn from your mistakes!
**[02:37] Secretary**
I'll explain what the problem is.
**[02:39] Tsurukou**
Oh, the student council secretary.
**[02:41] Nokio**
Who is Sweets' second cousin.
**[02:42] Meisaku**
So, uh, what happened?
**[02:44] Secretary**
Well, you see, the President's so preoccupied
with that cat, he isn't doing his work.
**[02:47] Secretary**
When the cat's on his lap,
he'll sit still for hours.
**[02:50] Secretary**
He buys lots of similar-looking cat toys, too.
**[02:52] Secretary**
And he calls the cat "kitty-widdy"!
**[02:52] Tsurukou**
Kitty-
widdy
**[02:54] Tsurukou**
Yikes, cringe alert.
**[02:56] Secretary**
And yesterday...
**[02:58] (Flashback) Secretary**
President!
**[02:59] (Flashback) Secretary**
This cat climbs on my keyboard every time
I need to use it, so I can't get my work done!
**[03:04] (Flashback) Harusame**
It's fine! The keyboard's a kitty bed now!
**[03:06] (Flashback) Secretary**
Your precious chair is ruined
because she's scratched it so much!
**[03:10] (Flashback) Harusame**
She did what?
**[03:11] (Flashback) Harusame**
Ugh.
**[03:12] (Flashback) Harusame**
I didn't realize how mischievous she was...
**[03:14] (Flashback) Harusame**
If I have to get mad with her, I will.
**[03:17] (Flashback) Secretary**
Yeah! You tell her!
**[03:18] (Flashback) Harusame**
Whatta good girl!
**[03:18] Sign**
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**[03:18] Sign**
Student
Council
**[03:20] (Flashback) Harusame**
Gweat job sharpenin' your ickle claws!
**[03:22] (Flashback) Secretary**
President?!
**[03:23] (Flashback) Harusame**
What could I do?!
**[03:25] (Flashback) Secretary**
The student council room's
turning into a cat room!
**[03:28] (Flashback) Harusame**
A cat room, you say?
**[03:30] (Flashback) Harusame**
Let's adopt that idea.
**[03:30] Sign**
ADOPTED
**[03:31] (Flashback) Secretary**
President!
**[03:34] Secretary**
That's what happened.
**[03:35] Nokio**
That's pretty bad.
**[03:36] Secretary**
Can't you do something?! The student
council can't function like this!
**[03:40] Harusame**
We have a problem!
**[03:41] Meisaku**
This is becoming a pattern.
**[03:43] Harusame**
She's gone! Kitty disappeared!
**[03:45] Meisaku**
What?
**[03:46] Nokio**
She's a smart cat, so maybe she saw that Prez
had stopped working and decided to leave?
**[03:50] Harusame**
Kitty!
**[03:50] Sign**
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**[03:50] Sign**
Student
Council
**[03:51] Harusame**
Wherever you are, please listen to me!
**[03:53] Harusame**
It's true that I don't get any
work done when you're around...
**[03:56] Harusame**
But if you go away...
**[03:58] Harusame**
there's no way I'll be able
to focus on anything! Wah!
**[04:04] Harusame**
Th-That voice!
**[04:07] All**
Roly Poly!
**[04:08] Harusame**
I'm so gwad you're back!
**[04:12] Tsurukou**
You sound so gross.
**[04:13] Meisaku**
Well, I hope you've learned your lesson
and you'll stop doting on that cat.
**[04:18] Harusame**
You're right. I *have* learned
something from this experience.
**[04:21] Harusame**
As for my "Kitty for Principal" plan...
**[04:24] Sign**
CLEAN SLATE
**[04:24] Harusame**
Let's wipe that slate clean!
**[04:25] Meisaku**
The *what* plan?!
**[04:27] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E218 - Aesop Quiz
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQ7M88/aesop-quiz)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Sign**
Aesop's
**[00:05] Sign**
Fables
**[00:06] Musubi**
So fun!
**[00:07] Musubi**
It's so much fun, it's made me look like this!
**[00:07] Sign**
Aesop's
**[00:07] Sign**
Fables
**[00:09] Sweets**
What's so fun?
**[00:09] Sign**
Episode 218
Aesop Quiz
**[00:11] Tsurukou**
I'm intrigued.
**[00:12] Meisaku**
I'm more intrigued about Musubi's shape.
**[00:14] Musubi**
This book is so much fun.
**[00:14] Sign**
Aesop's
**[00:14] Sign**
Fables
**[00:16] Meisaku**
Ah, *Aesop's Fables*!
**[00:18] Sweets**
"*Aesop's Fables*"?
**[00:20] Meisaku**
A collection of fables compiled by
someone named Aesop long, long ago.
**[00:23] Meisaku**
Famous fables from it include: *The King
with Donkey's Ears* and *The Golden Axe*.
**[00:24] Sign**
The King with Donkey's Ears
**[00:24] Sign**
The King with Donkey's Ears
**[00:26] Sign**
The Golden Axe
**[00:26] Sign**
The Golden Axe
**[00:27] Tsurukou**
Oh, that awesometastic writer?
**[00:29] Meisaku**
What do you like about
*Aesop's Fables*, Musubi?
**[00:32] Sign**
Aesop's
**[00:32] Sign**
Fables
**[00:32] Musubi**
I love the titles.
**[00:32] Meisaku**
The titles?!
**[00:34] Musubi**
I just stare at the index.
**[00:36] Meisaku**
What's so fun about that?
**[00:37] Sign**
Aesop's
**[00:37] Sign**
Fables
**[00:37] Musubi**
Well, a bandwagon fan like
*you* just wouldn't understand.
**[00:41] Meisaku**
I'm not a bandwagon fan!
**[00:43] Musubi**
Then, wanna compete to see
who knows *Aesop's Fables* the best?
**[00:46] Sign**
Aesop's
**[00:46] Sign**
Fables
**[00:47] Meisaku**
Bring it on!
**[00:48] Musubi**
Okay, I'll give you a question then.
**[00:50] Sweets**
We'll join in, too!
**[00:51] Musubi**
Question:
**[00:51] Sign**
Aesop's
**[00:51] Sign**
Fables
**[00:52] Sign (Left)**
Out of the following titles,
which one doesn't actually exist?
**[00:52] Musubi**
Out of the following titles,
which one doesn't actually exist?
**[00:58] Meisaku**
Right.
**[00:59] Musubi**
*The North Wind and the Sun*.
**[00:59] Sign**
The North Wind and the Sun
**[01:00] Musubi**
*The Ant and the Grasshopper*.
**[01:00] Sign**
The North Wind and the Sun
**[01:00] Sign**
The Ant and the Grasshopper
**[01:01] Sign**
The North Wind and the Sun
**[01:01] Sign**
The Ant and the Grasshopper
**[01:02] Musubi**
*The Tortoise and the Hare*.
**[01:02] Sign**
The North Wind and the Sun
**[01:02] Sign**
The Ant and the Grasshopper
**[01:02] Sign**
The Tortoise and the Hare
**[01:02] Sign**
The North Wind and the Sun
**[01:02] Sign**
The Ant and the Grasshopper
**[01:02] Sign**
The Tortoise and the Hare
**[01:03] Tsurukou**
Huh? I've heard of all of them.
**[01:05] Meisaku**
Yeah. They all sound like they exist.
**[01:08] Musubi**
*The Frogs and the Sun*.
**[01:08] Sign**
The Frogs and the Sun
**[01:08] Sign**
The Tortoise and the Hare
**[01:08] Sign**
The Ant and the Grasshopper
**[01:08] Sign**
The North Wind and the Sun
**[01:08] Sign**
Aesop's
**[01:08] Sign**
Fables
**[01:08] Sign**
The Frogs and the Sun
**[01:08] Sign**
The Tortoise and the Hare
**[01:08] Sign**
The Ant and the Grasshopper
**[01:08] Sign**
The North Wind and the Sun
**[01:09] Meisaku**
Oh, there are more than three choices?
**[01:11] Meisaku**
Okay, I got it!
**[01:12] Meisaku**
The one that doesn't actually exist is...
**[01:14] Musubi**
*The Dog and the Smiths*.
**[01:14] Sign**
The Dog and the Smiths
**[01:14] Sign**
The Frogs and the Sun
**[01:14] Sign**
The Tortoise and the Hare
**[01:14] Sign**
The Ant and the Grasshopper
**[01:14] Sign**
The North Wind and the Sun
**[01:14] Sign**
Aesop's
**[01:14] Sign**
Fables
**[01:15] Sign**
The Dog and the Smiths
**[01:15] Sign**
The Frogs and the Sun
**[01:15] Sign**
The Tortoise and the Hare
**[01:15] Sign**
The Ant and the Grasshopper
**[01:15] Sign**
The North Wind and the Sun
**[01:16] Meisaku**
Hm? Oh, there's more.
**[01:17] Tsurukou**
So we have five to choose from, huh?
**[01:19] Sweets**
I've never heard of *The
Dog and the Smiths* either.
**[01:21] Meisaku**
Which one of those two doesn't exist?
**[01:23] Sign**
The Dog and the Smiths
**[01:23] Sign**
The Frogs and the Sun
**[01:23] Sign**
The Tortoise and the Hare
**[01:23] Sign**
The Ant and the Grasshopper
**[01:23] Sign**
The North Wind and the Sun
**[01:23] Sign**
The Farmer and the Snake
**[01:23] Musubi**
*The Farmer and the Snake*.
**[01:23] Sign**
Aesop's
**[01:23] Sign**
Fables
**[01:23] Sign**
The Dog and the Smiths
**[01:23] Sign**
The Frogs and the Sun
**[01:23] Sign**
The Tortoise and the Hare
**[01:23] Sign**
The Ant and the Grasshopper
**[01:23] Sign**
The Farmer and the Snake
**[01:24] Musubi**
*The Eagle and the Fox*.
**[01:25] Sign**
The Dog and the Smiths
**[01:25] Sign**
The Frogs and the Sun
**[01:25] Sign**
The Tortoise and the Hare
**[01:25] Sign**
The Ant and the Grasshopper
**[01:25] Sign**
The Farmer and the Snake
**[01:25] Sign**
The Eagle and the Fox
**[01:25] Sign**
The Dog and the Smiths
**[01:25] Sign**
The Frogs and the Sun
**[01:25] Sign**
The Tortoise and the Hare
**[01:25] Sign**
The Farmer and the Snake
**[01:25] Sign**
The Eagle and the Fox
**[01:26] Musubi**
*The Ant and the Dove*.
**[01:26] Sign**
The Dog and the Smiths
**[01:26] Sign**
The Frogs and the Sun
**[01:26] Sign**
The Tortoise and the Hare
**[01:26] Sign**
The Farmer and the Snake
**[01:26] Sign**
The Eagle and the Fox
**[01:26] Sign**
The Ant and the Dove
**[01:26] Sign**
The Dog and the Smiths
**[01:26] Sign**
The Frogs and the Sun
**[01:26] Sign**
The Farmer and the Snake
**[01:26] Sign**
The Eagle and the Fox
**[01:26] Sign**
The Ant and the Dove
**[01:27] Musubi**
*The Pig and the Sheep*.
**[01:27] Sign**
The Dog and the Smiths
**[01:27] Sign**
The Frogs and the Sun
**[01:27] Sign**
The Farmer and the Snake
**[01:27] Sign**
The Eagle and the Fox
**[01:27] Sign**
The Ant and the Dove
**[01:27] Sign**
The Pig and the Sheep
**[01:27] Sign**
The Dog and the Smiths
**[01:27] Sign**
The Farmer and the Snake
**[01:27] Sign**
The Eagle and the Fox
**[01:27] Sign**
The Ant and the Dove
**[01:27] Sign**
The Pig and the Sheep
**[01:28] Meisaku**
There are so many choices!
**[01:29] Tsurukou**
So many of them are titled
"Something and Something Else."
**[01:32] Meisaku**
Is that all of them?
**[01:33] Meisaku**
Uh, what are our choices again?
**[01:35] Musubi**
*The Frog and the Ox*.
**[01:35] Sign**
The Dog and the Smiths
**[01:35] Sign**
The Farmer and the Snake
**[01:35] Sign**
The Eagle and the Fox
**[01:35] Sign**
The Ant and the Dove
**[01:35] Sign**
The Pig and the Sheep
**[01:35] Sign**
The Frog and the Ox
**[01:35] Sign**
Aesop's
**[01:35] Sign**
Fables
**[01:35] Sign**
The Farmer and the Snake
**[01:35] Sign**
The Eagle and the Fox
**[01:35] Sign**
The Ant and the Dove
**[01:35] Sign**
The Pig and the Sheep
**[01:35] Sign**
The Frog and the Ox
**[01:36] Meisaku**
Wait, there's more?
**[01:37] Musubi**
*The Hunter and the Woodman*.
**[01:37] Sign**
The Farmer and the Snake
**[01:37] Sign**
The Eagle and the Fox
**[01:37] Sign**
The Ant and the Dove
**[01:37] Sign**
The Pig and the Sheep
**[01:37] Sign**
The Frog and the Ox
**[01:37] Sign**
The Hunter and the Woodman
**[01:38] Sign**
The Eagle and the Fox
**[01:38] Sign**
The Ant and the Dove
**[01:38] Sign**
The Pig and the Sheep
**[01:38] Sign**
The Frog and the Ox
**[01:38] Sign**
The Hunter and the Woodman
**[01:39] Musubi**
*The Trees and the Axe*.
**[01:39] Sign**
The Eagle and the Fox
**[01:39] Sign**
The Ant and the Dove
**[01:39] Sign**
The Pig and the Sheep
**[01:39] Sign**
The Frog and the Ox
**[01:39] Sign**
The Hunter and the Woodman
**[01:39] Sign**
The Trees and the Axe
**[01:39] Sign**
The Ant and the Dove
**[01:39] Sign**
The Pig and the Sheep
**[01:39] Sign**
The Frog and the Ox
**[01:39] Sign**
The Hunter and the Woodman
**[01:39] Sign**
The Trees and the Axe
**[01:40] Sweets**
This Aesop guy wasn't very
good at titles, was he?
**[01:42] Sign**
The Ant and the Dove
**[01:42] Sign**
The Pig and the Sheep
**[01:42] Sign**
The Frog and the Ox
**[01:42] Sign**
The Hunter and the Woodman
**[01:42] Sign**
The Trees and the Axe
**[01:42] Sign**
The Lion and the Frog
**[01:42] Musubi**
*The Lion and the Frog*.
**[01:42] Sign**
Aesop's
**[01:42] Sign**
Fables
**[01:43] Sign**
The Pig and the Sheep
**[01:43] Sign**
The Frog and the Ox
**[01:43] Sign**
The Hunter and the Woodman
**[01:43] Sign**
The Trees and the Axe
**[01:43] Sign**
The Lion and the Frog
**[01:44] Musubi**
*The Lion and the Dolphin*.
**[01:44] Sign**
The Pig and the Sheep
**[01:44] Sign**
The Frog and the Ox
**[01:44] Sign**
The Hunter and the Woodman
**[01:44] Sign**
The Trees and the Axe
**[01:44] Sign**
The Lion and the Frog
**[01:44] Sign**
The Lion and the Dolphin
**[01:44] Sign**
The Frog and the Ox
**[01:44] Sign**
The Hunter and the Woodman
**[01:44] Sign**
The Trees and the Axe
**[01:44] Sign**
The Lion and the Frog
**[01:44] Sign**
The Lion and the Dolphin
**[01:45] Musubi**
*The Lion and the Bear*.
**[01:45] Sign**
The Frog and the Ox
**[01:45] Sign**
The Hunter and the Woodman
**[01:45] Sign**
The Trees and the Axe
**[01:45] Sign**
The Lion and the Frog
**[01:45] Sign**
The Lion and the Dolphin
**[01:45] Sign**
The Lion and the Bear
**[01:46] Sign**
The Hunter and the Woodman
**[01:46] Sign**
The Trees and the Axe
**[01:46] Sign**
The Lion and the Frog
**[01:46] Sign**
The Lion and the Dolphin
**[01:46] Sign**
The Lion and the Bear
**[01:46] Musubi**
*The Lion and the Hare*.
**[01:46] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[01:46] Sign**
The Hunter and the Woodman
**[01:46] Sign**
The Trees and the Axe
**[01:46] Sign**
The Lion and the Frog
**[01:46] Sign**
The Lion and the Dolphin
**[01:46] Sign**
The Lion and the Bear
**[01:47] Sign**
The Trees and the Axe
**[01:47] Sign**
The Lion and the Frog
**[01:47] Sign**
The Lion and the Dolphin
**[01:47] Sign**
The Lion and the Bear
**[01:47] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[01:48] Meisaku**
That's *way* too many lions!
**[01:49] Sign**
The Trees and the Axe
**[01:49] Sign**
The Lion and the Frog
**[01:49] Sign**
The Lion and the Dolphin
**[01:49] Sign**
The Lion and the Bear
**[01:49] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[01:49] Sign**
The Lion and the Eagle
**[01:49] Musubi**
*The Lion and the Eagle*.
**[01:49] Sign**
Aesop's
**[01:49] Sign**
Fables
**[01:49] Sign**
The Lion and the Frog
**[01:49] Sign**
The Lion and the Dolphin
**[01:49] Sign**
The Lion and the Bear
**[01:49] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[01:49] Sign**
The Lion and the Eagle
**[01:50] Musubi**
*The Lion and the Boar*.
**[01:50] Sign**
The Lion and the Boar
**[01:50] Sign**
The Lion and the Frog
**[01:50] Sign**
The Lion and the Dolphin
**[01:50] Sign**
The Lion and the Bear
**[01:50] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[01:50] Sign**
The Lion and the Eagle
**[01:51] Sign**
The Lion and the Dolphin
**[01:51] Sign**
The Lion and the Bear
**[01:51] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[01:51] Sign**
The Lion and the Eagle
**[01:51] Sign**
The Lion and the Boar
**[01:52] Musubi**
*The Lion and the Hare*.
**[01:52] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[01:52] Sign**
The Lion and the Dolphin
**[01:52] Sign**
The Lion and the Bear
**[01:52] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[01:52] Sign**
The Lion and the Eagle
**[01:52] Sign**
The Lion and the Boar
**[01:52] Sign**
The Lion and the Bear
**[01:52] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[01:52] Sign**
The Lion and the Eagle
**[01:52] Sign**
The Lion and the Boar
**[01:52] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[01:53] Tsurukou**
Wait, there's another *The Lion and the Hare*?
**[01:56] Sweets**
Then, that must be the wrong one.
The answer is: *The Lion and the Hare*.
**[01:57] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[01:59] Musubi**
Wrong!
**[01:59] Sign**
Aesop's
**[01:59] Sign**
Fables
**[01:59] Musubi**
There are two called *The Lion and the Hare*.
**[02:01] Meisaku**
There *are*?!
**[02:03] Musubi**
Incidentally, in one of them, a lion's about
to eat a hare, but then he spies a deer,
**[02:03] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare A
**[02:07] Musubi**
so he chases after it and ends
up eating neither of them.
**[02:09] Musubi**
In the other, a lion and a hare argue, and the
lion says something terrible to the hare.
**[02:09] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare B
**[02:13] Meisaku**
The titles are the same,
but the stories are different?
**[02:15] Musubi**
Which means Sweets is out.
**[02:18] Sweets**
Darn it!
**[02:19] Musubi**
Okay, let's continue.
**[02:21] Tsurukou**
There are *more* titles?!
**[02:22] Sign**
The Lion and the Bear
**[02:22] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[02:22] Sign**
The Lion and the Eagle
**[02:22] Sign**
The Lion and the Boar
**[02:22] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[02:22] Sign**
The Fox and the Leopard
**[02:22] Musubi**
*The Fox and the Leopard*.
**[02:22] Sign**
Aesop's
**[02:22] Sign**
Fables
**[02:22] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[02:22] Sign**
The Lion and the Eagle
**[02:22] Sign**
The Lion and the Boar
**[02:22] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[02:22] Sign**
The Fox and the Leopard
**[02:23] Tsurukou**
Oh, we're done with the lion, huh?
**[02:24] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[02:24] Sign**
The Lion and the Eagle
**[02:24] Sign**
The Lion and the Boar
**[02:24] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[02:24] Sign**
The Fox and the Leopard
**[02:24] Sign**
The Fox and the Grapes
**[02:24] Musubi**
*The Fox and the Grapes*.
**[02:25] Sign**
The Lion and the Eagle
**[02:25] Sign**
The Lion and the Boar
**[02:25] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[02:25] Sign**
The Fox and the Leopard
**[02:25] Sign**
The Fox and the Grapes
**[02:26] Musubi**
*The Fox and the Thornbush*.
**[02:26] Sign**
The Lion and the Eagle
**[02:26] Sign**
The Lion and the Boar
**[02:26] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[02:26] Sign**
The Fox and the Leopard
**[02:26] Sign**
The Fox and the Grapes
**[02:26] Sign**
The Fox and the Thornbush
**[02:26] Sign**
The Lion and the Boar
**[02:26] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[02:26] Sign**
The Fox and the Leopard
**[02:26] Sign**
The Fox and the Grapes
**[02:26] Sign**
The Fox and the Thornbush
**[02:27] Musubi**
*The Fox and the Crocodile*.
**[02:27] Sign**
The Lion and the Boar
**[02:27] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[02:27] Sign**
The Fox and the Leopard
**[02:27] Sign**
The Fox and the Grapes
**[02:27] Sign**
The Fox and the Thornbush
**[02:27] Sign**
The Fox and the Crocodile
**[02:27] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[02:27] Sign**
The Fox and the Leopard
**[02:27] Sign**
The Fox and the Grapes
**[02:27] Sign**
The Fox and the Thornbush
**[02:27] Sign**
The Fox and the Crocodile
**[02:28] Sweets**
Now we're in the fox zone!
**[02:30] Mesaiku**
He overdid it with "The Fox and something"
and "The Lion and something" stories.
**[02:33] Sign**
The Lion and the Hare
**[02:33] Sign**
The Fox and the Leopard
**[02:33] Sign**
The Fox and the Grapes
**[02:33] Sign**
The Fox and the Thornbush
**[02:33] Sign**
The Fox and the Crocodile
**[02:33] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion
**[02:33] Musubi**
*The Fox and the Lion*.
**[02:33] Sign**
Aesop's
**[02:33] Sign**
Fables
**[02:34] Sign**
The Fox and the Leopard
**[02:34] Sign**
The Fox and the Grapes
**[02:34] Sign**
The Fox and the Thornbush
**[02:34] Sign**
The Fox and the Crocodile
**[02:34] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion
**[02:35] Meisaku**
The fox and the lion
finally found each other!
**[02:37] Musubi**
*The Fox and the Lion in a Cage*.
**[02:37] Sign**
The Fox and the Leopard
**[02:37] Sign**
The Fox and the Grapes
**[02:37] Sign**
The Fox and the Thornbush
**[02:37] Sign**
The Fox and the Crocodile
**[02:37] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion
**[02:37] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
**[02:37] Sign**
The Fox and the Grapes
**[02:37] Sign**
The Fox and the Thornbush
**[02:37] Sign**
The Fox and the Crocodile
**[02:37] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion
**[02:37] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
**[02:39] Meisaku**
And that's different from
*The Fox and the Lion*, is it?
**[02:41] Tsurukou**
That one! I don't think he would've
created two stories that are so similar.
**[02:45] Tsurukou**
So the wrong one is:
*The Fox and the Lion in a Cage*!
**[02:46] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
**[02:48] Musubi**
Wrong!
**[02:48] Sign**
Aesop's
**[02:48] Sign**
Fables
**[02:49] Musubi**
*The Fox and the Lion in
a Cage* really does exist.
**[02:52] ---**
The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
**[02:52] Musubi**
A fox sees a lion trapped in
a cage and makes fun of him.
**[02:55] Meisaku**
What kind of story is *that*?!
**[02:56] Musubi**
Which means Tsurukou is out.
**[02:59] Tsurukou**
So frustrating!
**[03:00] Musubi**
Moving on.
**[03:01] Sign**
The Fox and the Grapes
**[03:01] Sign**
The Fox and the Thornbush
**[03:01] Sign**
The Fox and the Crocodile
**[03:01] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion
**[03:01] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
**[03:01] Sign**
The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
**[03:01] Sign**
Aesop's
**[03:01] Sign**
Fables
**[03:01] Musubi**
*The Lion*...
**[03:01] Sign**
The Fox and the Thornbush
**[03:01] Sign**
The Fox and the Crocodile
**[03:01] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion
**[03:01] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
**[03:01] Sign**
The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
**[03:02] Meisaku**
There's that lion again.
**[03:03] Musubi**
...*Who Was Seen by the Fox*.
**[03:04] Meisaku**
*Seriously*, Aesop!
**[03:05] Tsurukou**
Put more thought into your titles!
**[03:07] Sign**
The Fox and the Thornbush
**[03:07] Sign**
The Fox and the Crocodile
**[03:07] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion
**[03:07] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
**[03:07] Sign**
The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
**[03:07] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Little Fish
**[03:07] Musubi**
*The Fisherman and the Little Fish*.
**[03:07] Sign**
Aesop's
**[03:07] Sign**
Fables
**[03:07] Sign**
The Fox and the Crocodile
**[03:07] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion
**[03:07] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
**[03:07] Sign**
The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
**[03:07] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Little Fish
**[03:08] Sign**
The Fox and the Crocodile
**[03:08] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion
**[03:08] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
**[03:08] Sign**
The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
**[03:08] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Little Fish
**[03:08] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Tunny
**[03:08] Musubi**
*The Fisherman and the Tunny*.
**[03:09] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion
**[03:09] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
**[03:09] Sign**
The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
**[03:09] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Little Fish
**[03:09] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Tunny
**[03:10] Musubi**
*The Fisherman*.
**[03:10] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion
**[03:10] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
**[03:10] Sign**
The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
**[03:10] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Little Fish
**[03:10] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Tunny
**[03:10] Sign**
The Fisherman
**[03:10] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
**[03:10] Sign**
The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
**[03:10] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Little Fish
**[03:10] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Tunny
**[03:10] Sign**
The Fisherman
**[03:11] Meisaku**
All by himself?
**[03:12] Tsurukou**
It's no longer "Something
and Something Else."
**[03:15] Musubi**
*The Cheater*.
**[03:15] Sign**
The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
**[03:15] Sign**
The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
**[03:15] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Little Fish
**[03:15] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Tunny
**[03:15] Sign**
The Fisherman
**[03:15] Sign**
The Cheater
**[03:15] Sign**
Aesop's
**[03:15] Sign**
Fables
**[03:15] Sign**
The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
**[03:15] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Little Fish
**[03:15] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Tunny
**[03:15] Sign**
The Fisherman
**[03:15] Sign**
The Cheater
**[03:15] Meisaku**
He cheats?
**[03:16] Sign**
The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
**[03:16] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Little Fish
**[03:16] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Tunny
**[03:16] Sign**
The Fisherman
**[03:16] Sign**
The Cheater
**[03:16] Sign**
The Murderer
**[03:16] Musubi**
*The Murderer*.
**[03:17] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Little Fish
**[03:17] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Tunny
**[03:17] Sign**
The Fisherman
**[03:17] Sign**
The Cheater
**[03:17] Sign**
The Murderer
**[03:17] Meisaku**
And now he kills.
**[03:18] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Little Fish
**[03:18] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Tunny
**[03:18] Sign**
The Fisherman
**[03:18] Sign**
The Cheater
**[03:18] Sign**
The Murderer
**[03:18] Sign**
The Braggart
**[03:18] Musubi**
*The Braggart*.
**[03:19] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Tunny
**[03:19] Sign**
The Fisherman
**[03:19] Sign**
The Cheater
**[03:19] Sign**
The Murderer
**[03:19] Sign**
The Braggart
**[03:19] Meisaku**
These people are real nasty
when they're by themselves!
**[03:22] Musubi**
*The Boy Who Vomited Up the Tripe*.
**[03:22] Sign**
The Fisherman and the Tunny
**[03:22] Sign**
The Fisherman
**[03:22] Sign**
The Cheater
**[03:22] Sign**
The Murderer
**[03:22] Sign**
The Braggart
**[03:22] Sign**
The Boy Who Vomited Up the Tripe
**[03:22] Sign**
The Fisherman
**[03:22] Sign**
The Cheater
**[03:22] Sign**
The Murderer
**[03:22] Sign**
The Braggart
**[03:22] Sign**
The Boy Who Vomited Up the Tripe
**[03:24] Meisaku**
What kind of a title is that?!
**[03:25] Musubi**
All right, please choose the
one that doesn't actually exist.
**[03:27] Sign**
Aesop's
**[03:27] Sign**
Fables
**[03:30] Sweets**
It's finally over!
**[03:31] Meisaku**
We're choosing one out of
all of the titles you just said?
**[03:33] Musubi**
That's right!
**[03:34] Meisaku**
Hm... It's really tough, but the
one that stood out the most was...
**[03:38] Meisaku**
*The Boy Who Vomited Up the Tripe*!
**[03:38] Sign**
The Boy Who Vomited Up the Tripe
**[03:40] Musubi**
Wrong!
**[03:40] Sign**
Aesop's
**[03:40] Sign**
Fables
**[03:40] Musubi**
*The Boy Who Vomited Up
the Tripe* really does exist!
**[03:43] Meisaku**
Aw man...
**[03:44] Musubi**
In the story, a boy eats too much tripe,
**[03:44] Sign**
The Boy Who Vomited Up the Tripe
**[03:46] Musubi**
and his mother tells him it's okay to
throw it back up since it's not his organ.
**[03:50] Sweets**
*That's* the story?!
**[03:51] Musubi**
Meisaku-kun got it wrong as well. Looks like
I know more about *Aesop's Fables* than you do.
**[03:56] Musubi**
Take that, bandwagon fan!
**[03:56] Sign**
Aesop's
**[03:56] Sign**
Fables
**[03:58] Meisaku**
Darn it! This is so frustrating!
**[04:00] Tsurukou**
So what's the answer? One of
those titles doesn't exist, right?
**[04:04] Musubi**
Teehee! In fact, it's not *one*...
**[04:06] Sign**
Aesop's
**[04:06] Sign**
Fables
**[04:07] Meisaku**
I knew it! Of *course*!
**[04:09] Tsurukou**
I thought that list was strange.
**[04:11] Musubi**
Truth is...
**[04:11] Sign**
Aesop's
**[04:11] Sign**
Fables
**[04:13] Musubi**
They all exist!
**[04:13] Sign**
Aesop's
**[04:14] Mei/Swe/Tsu**
They *all* exist?!
**[04:16] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E219 - Hello There, Bolt, Bolt-San
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQX04G/hello-there-bolt-bolt-san)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Sign**
The Tortoise and the Hare
**[00:06] Sweets**
I'll now recount the classic tale
of *The Tortoise and the Hare.*
**[00:08] Sweets**
It's a story about how fast the tortoise is!
**[00:08] Sign (Right)**
The Tortoise
and the Hare
**[00:08] Sign (Left)**
Finish Line
**[00:11] Meisaku**
You skipped over so much,
you got the story all wrong.
**[00:13] Meisaku**
And, uh...
**[00:14] Meisaku**
What's with this headband?
**[00:15] Nokio**
The long-distance race is coming up,
and we're fed up of Bolt winning every time.
**[00:15] Sign**
Episode 219
Hello There, Bolt, Bolt-San
**[00:19] Musubi**
So we're gonna train you up and turn you
into a top athlete who can beat Bolt.
**[00:24] Sweets**
We're all counting on you, Meisaku!
**[00:26] Meisaku**
I'd rather you didn't.
**[00:27] Meisaku**
Why can't all of us train together?
**[00:29] Nokio**
My body has really bad aerodynamics.
**[00:31] Meisaku**
Take that thing off, then.
**[00:32] Sweets**
I've got bad hair-dynamics too.
**[00:34] Meisaku**
Take the hat off, then.
**[00:35] Musubi**
I cheated last year and got banned for life.
**[00:38] Meisaku**
Don't cheat!
**[00:40] Nokio**
Let's do it, Meisaku. Be the tortoise
from *The Tortoise and the Hare*!
**[00:43] Meisaku**
Bolt's also a tortoise, so that's confusing.
**[00:45] Sweets**
Meisaku, it's like *The Tortoise and the Hare*!
**[00:47] Sweets**
*The Tortoise and the Hare*, you know?
*The Tortoise and the Hare*!
**[00:49] Meisaku**
Don't go thinking you can rope me in
just 'cause you bring up a classic tale!
**[00:53] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)**
Special Ability
**[00:53] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)**
50m Sprint
**[00:53] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)**
Steamed
Chicken
**[00:53] Sign (Top Center)**
Stamina
**[00:53] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)**
Bunny Hop
**[00:53] Sign (Top Left)**
Meisaku Matsuda
**[00:53] Sign (Top Left)**
Condition
**[00:54] Sweets**
And so, Meisaku starts his training.
**[00:56] Nokio**
Here are Meisaku's current stats.
**[00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)**
Stats
**[00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)**
Speed
**[00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)**
Strength
**[00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)**
Endurance
**[00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)**
Loudness
**[00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)**
Humor
**[00:58] Meisaku**
What are these?
**[01:00] Nokio**
Speed: 65, F-rank.
**[01:00] Sign (Top To Bottom)**
Speed
**[01:01] Nokio**
Strength: 60, G-rank.
**[01:01] Sign (Top To Bottom)**
Strength
**[01:02] Nokio**
Endurance: 66, F-rank.
**[01:02] Sign (Top To Bottom)**
Endurance
**[01:04] Musubi**
They're all so low.
**[01:05] Nokio**
And your loudness score is 88, B-rank.
**[01:05] Sign (Top To Bottom)**
Loudness
**[01:07] Meisaku**
Is that relevant to long-distance running?
**[01:10] Sweets**
Your humor score is 300, SS-rank!
**[01:10] Sign (Top To Bottom)**
Humor
**[01:12] Meisaku**
300?!
**[01:13] Nokio**
Oh, but man, Meisaku-kun sure is funny, ain't he?
**[01:16] Sweets**
Meisaku-kun's hilarious!
**[01:17] Meisaku**
Okay, let's leave that as it is.
**[01:19] Musubi**
First, we'll work on your speed score.
**[01:21] Musubi**
Choosing "50m Sprint"...
**[01:21] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)**
50m Sprint
**[01:21] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)**
50m Sprint
**[01:22] Sign**
Meisaku did a 50-meter sprint
**[01:26] Sign**
Meisaku's locks grew longer!
**[01:26] Sweets**
All right! Meisaku's locks grew longer!
**[01:28] Meisaku**
So what if my hair got longer?
What about my speed?
**[01:31] Musubi**
I guess "longer locks"
*sounds* like "stronger legs."
**[01:33] Nokio**
You need protein if
you wanna bulk up a bit.
**[01:34] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)**
50m Sprint
**[01:36] Nokio**
So let's give you... "Steamed Chicken"!
**[01:36] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)**
Steamed
Chicken
**[01:36] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)**
Steamed
Chicken
**[01:37] Sign**
Meisaku ate Steamed Chicken
**[01:38] Meisaku**
Will just eating it really do anything?
**[01:41] Nokio**
Your endurance rank jumped up to A!
**[01:41] Sign**
Meisaku's Endurance increased!
**[01:43] Meisaku**
Huh?
**[01:43] Musubi**
Just from eating steamed chicken?
**[01:45] Meisakiu**
This time, it did *eggs*-actly what it should.
**[01:48] Meisakiu**
You smell what I'm cooking?
**[01:49] Sign**
Humor decreased!
**[01:50] Musubi**
Your humor score just plummeted.
**[01:52] Meisaku**
Ah, I'm very sorry!
**[01:54] Musubi**
Might as well use our trump card.
**[01:54] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)**
Steamed
Chicken
**[01:55] Musubi**
Let's get Meisaku-kun to
learn the "Special Ability."
**[01:56] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)**
Special Ability
**[01:56] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)**
Special Ability
**[01:58] Meisaku**
"Special Ability"?
**[01:59] Musubi**
The Special Ability can
be a double-edged sword.
**[01:59] Sign**
The Special Ability can be a double-edged sword
**[02:01] Musubi**
Worst case scenario,
you can get banned for life.
**[02:01] Sign**
Worst case scenario
**[02:03] Sign**
you can get banned for life
**[02:04] Meisaku**
You're planning to cheat, aren't you?!
**[02:07] Sweets**
It's finally long-distance race day!
**[02:09] Bolt**
Meisaku, I hear you did
some special training...
**[02:12] Meisaku**
Bolt...
**[02:13] Bolt**
Why was it just you and not everyone?
**[02:14] Meisaku**
I couldn't agree more!
**[02:16] Lassi**
On your marks.
**[02:17] Lassi**
Get set.
**[02:18] Lassi**
Go!
**[02:19] Bolt**
Victory will be mine again this year!
**[02:22] Meisaku**
Man, he's so *fast*!
**[02:23] Nokio**
Keep it up, Meisaku!
**[02:25] Musubi**
Okay, time for the Special Ability.
**[02:27] Nokio**
Special Ability, activate.
**[02:29] Musubi**
Special Ability: "Let's-Run-Together."
**[02:29] Musubi**
Let's-Run-Together
**[02:30] Musubi**
Let's-Run-Together
**[02:30] Musubi**
Let's-Run-Together
**[02:31] Meisaku**
Bolt, wanna run together?
**[02:33] Bolt**
People who use that line are
planning to speed off ahead.
**[02:36] Nokio**
Darn, it didn't work. Next one!
**[02:38] Musubi**
Special Ability: "There's-A-Shortcut."
**[02:39] Musubi**
There's-A-Shortcut
**[02:39] Musubi**
There's-A-Shortcut
**[02:40] Musubi**
There's-A-Shortcut
**[02:40] Meisaku**
There's a shortcut around that corner.
**[02:42] Bolt**
Don't make me go off course.
Races don't *have* shortcuts!
**[02:44] Sweets**
That didn't work, either!
**[02:46] Musubi**
Special Ability: "Your-Shoe's-Untied."
**[02:46] Musubi**
Your-Shoe's-Untied
**[02:47] Musubi**
Your-Shoe's-Untied
**[02:48] Musubi**
Your-Shoe's-Untied
**[02:48] Meisaku**
Ah, your shoe's untied.
**[02:50] Bolt**
I'm running barefoot!
**[02:51] Sweets**
None of these Special Abilities are working!
**[02:54] Bolt**
Seems like this is the end of the line for you.
Meisaku will run out of breath in no ti—
**[02:59] Bolt**
Wait, he's keeping up?!
**[03:01] Meisaku**
Well, I *am* A-rank for endurance.
**[03:03] Musubi**
Oh yeah, so you are!
**[03:04] Meisaku**
I won't lose, Bolt!
**[03:08] Meisaku/Sign**
Hello there, Bolt.
**[03:10] Meisaku/Sign**
Bolt-san, hey.
**[03:11] Meisaku/Sign**
I hear that you are the
slowest in the world.
**[03:15] Meisaku/Sign**
Nothin' beats you at being so slow.
**[03:19] Meisaku/Sign**
Seriously, man, why are you so slow?
**[03:22] Nokio**
Meisaku's taunting him!
**[03:23] Bolt/Sign**
Oh, gimme a break, Meisaku-san.
**[03:27] Bolt/Sign**
Do you really think
you can outrun *me*?!
**[03:33] Meisaku**
Just watch me!
**[03:36] Nokio**
Aw man, Bolt ended up winning *again*.
**[03:38] Sweets**
But Meisaku came second.
**[03:39] Bolt**
That was a good race, Meisaku.
**[03:41] Meisaku**
That race took more of a
toll than I thought it would.
**[03:44] Meisaku**
Jeez, running really *runs* you down, doesn't it?
**[03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)**
Stats
**[03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)**
Speed
**[03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)**
Strength
**[03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)**
Endurance
**[03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)**
Loudness
**[03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)**
Humor
**[03:50] All**
Your humor score just hit zero!
**[03:51] Meisaku**
All I did with this long-distance
race was fall flat on my face.
**[03:54] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E220 - The Battle of the Monkey and the Peach
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZGWK4/the-battle-of-the-monkey-and-the-peach)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Sign**
Episode 220
The Battle of the
Monkey and the Peach
**[00:05] Sweets**
C'mon and sprout, little persimmon seeds!
**[00:09] Sweets**
Or I'm gonna have to gorilla stomp you all!
**[00:11] Nokio**
What are you doing, Sweets?
**[00:13] Musubi**
What a weird song.
**[00:13] Sweets**
I planted some persimmon
seeds so they'll grow.
**[00:16] Bolt**
Why would you do something like that?
**[00:18] Sweets**
If they grow and bear fruit,
I'll get to eat lots of persimmons.
**[00:21] Sweets**
But they don't seem to be sprouting.
**[00:23] Meisaku**
Oh yeah?
**[00:24] Sweets**
Wanna give it a try, Meisaku?
I've still got some left. Look.
**[00:27] Meisaku**
Persimmon seed-shaped rice crackers?!
**[00:27] Sign**
Kaki-no-Tane
**[00:27] Sign**
Persimmon Seed-Shaped
**[00:27] Sign**
Rice Crackers
**[00:29] Bolt**
Those will *never* sprout!
**[00:30] Sweets**
They won't?
**[00:31] Sweets**
Gah! I've been deceived!
**[00:33] Meisaku**
Deceived? By whom?
**[00:35] Sweets**
Sarutahiko-kun in the class next to ours.
**[00:37] Meisaku**
Sarutahiko-kun?
**[00:38] Sweets**
He's so unpleasant.
**[00:40] Sweets**
His dad's loaded, meaning whenever he does
bad stuff, he just pays his way out of trouble.
**[00:44] Meisaku**
Don't you do something similar?
**[00:46] Musubi**
I know the guy you mean.
Only his underlings like him.
**[00:50] Bolt**
And they're only there for the money.
**[00:52] Nokio**
But my boss... I mean, Sarutahiko
must have *some* good points, right?
**[00:56] Sweets**
Hm?
**[00:57] Meisaku**
Nokio, are you his underling?
**[00:58] Nokio**
A-As if!
**[01:00] Sweets**
Aw man. So I did all that
bartering for nothing.
**[01:02] Musubi**
What'd you barter for the rice crackers?
**[01:05] Sweets**
A 5,000 yen bill!
**[01:05] Sign**
Kaki-no-Tane
**[01:06] Nokio**
That's not exactly bartering.
**[01:08] Bolt**
That's shopping.
**[01:09] Sweets**
Dang it!
**[01:10] Meisaku**
This totally reminds me of the classic tale,
*The Battle of the Monkey and the Crab*.
**[01:14] Musubi**
Here comes the plot.
**[01:15] Meisaku**
A crab agrees to trade his rice ball
for a monkey's persimmon seed.
**[01:15] Sign**
The Battle of the
Monkey and the Crab
**[01:18] Meisaku**
But in the end, the crab gets deceived by
the monkey, who steals the persimmons.
**[01:22] Meisaku**
The crab's gang then gets
revenge on the monkey.
**[01:24] Sweets**
That's it!
**[01:25] Sweets**
I'll assemble a gang and get my revenge!
**[01:29] Sweets**
Okay, everyone! Thank you for coming today.
**[01:32] Sweets**
Let's band together and defeat Sarutahiko!
**[01:35] Bolt**
It has nothing to do with us, though.
**[01:36] Sweets**
By the way, how did the
monkey get punished in the story?
**[01:40] Meisaku**
Hm, let's see... They made the
monkey slip and fall in cow manure.
**[01:44] Musubi**
C-Cow manure? But why?
**[01:46] Bolt**
That makes zero sense!
**[01:47] Nokio**
And it's so gross!
**[01:47] Meisaku**
Hey, don't blame me.
**[01:49] Bolt**
What can we do instead?
**[01:50] Sweets**
Well, I say...
**[01:51] Sweets**
Let's go with the flow!
**[01:52] Meisaku**
The flow?
**[01:55] Sweets**
And so, we're all hiding in
Sarutahiko's house while he's out!
**[01:59] Meisaku**
Huh? I can hear you, but I don't see you.
**[02:00] Sweets**
Now, Meisaku, can you figure
out where we're all hiding?
**[02:03] Meisaku**
Um...
**[02:04] Meisaku**
In that hole in the wall?
**[02:06] Sweets**
Correct!
**[02:06] Sweets**
I punched this hole in the
wall and hid myself in it!
**[02:09] Meisaku**
This hole's probably 5,000 yen's
worth of revenge right there.
**[02:12] Meisaku**
Now, for Musubi...
**[02:14] Meisaku**
...who's right there.
**[02:15] Musubi**
Yup! I'm sitting here,
pretending to be a sandwich.
**[02:18] Meisaku**
Can't you just pretend to be a rice ball?
**[02:20] Nokio**
I'm over here.
**[02:21] Nokio**
When he gets near,
I'll yell and surprise him.
**[02:23] Meisaku**
Yelling, huh?
**[02:24] Sweets**
That's kind of weak.
**[02:26] Nokio**
Not at all! I'll yell something
shocking to surprise him.
**[02:28] Meisaku**
Something shocking, huh?
**[02:30] Bolt**
And I'm up here!
**[02:32] Meisaku**
Above us?!
**[02:32] Bolt**
When Nokio shocks Sarutahiko with his
loud yelling, I'll throw this mortar at him!
**[02:36] Meisaku**
I guess *The Battle of the Monkey
and the Crab* needs a mortar.
**[02:39] Sweets**
And I've put out something
similar to cow manure!
**[02:42] Meisaku**
Oh yes, I see it. What is this?
**[02:43] Sweets**
Chow mein-ure!
**[02:43] Sign**
Chow Mein-ure
**[02:43] Sign**
Chow Mein-ure
**[02:44] Musubi**
That just *sounds* similar!
**[02:46] Sweets**
Okay, Sarutahiko will be home any second.
**[02:49] Sweets**
Everyone, stand by!
**[02:50] Meisaku**
I don't know if this'll work...
**[02:54] Sarutahiko**
I'm home!
**[02:55] Nokio**
I'll go first!
**[02:57] Sweets**
Nokio, yell something
shocking and surprise him!
**[02:59] Nokio**
Don't come in, Boss! Danger awaits you here!
**[03:02] Sarutahiko**
Huh?
**[03:02] Meisaku**
He really did say something shocking!
**[03:04] Sweets**
You traitor!
**[03:06] Sarutahiko**
Hey, what's this?
**[03:07] Sweets**
He avoided the chow mein-ure!
**[03:08] Bolt**
And now, you get...
**[03:10] Bolt**
...the mortar!
**[03:13] Meisaku**
All we really needed was the mortar.
**[03:18] Sweets**
Just like we planned!
**[03:19] Meisaku**
What plan?
**[03:20] Sarutahiko**
Damn it!
**[03:21] Sweets**
Give me my 5,000 yen back!
**[03:23] Sarutahiko**
No way. Do you really think you can get
away with doing something like this to me?
**[03:27] Bolt**
What do you mean?
**[03:29] Sarutahiko**
I can just go tell my dad
to drive you out of town.
**[03:34] Sweets**
Wh-What a cowardly thing to do.
**[03:36] Sweets**
But if you plan to go through with it...
**[03:38] Meisaku**
What will you do?
**[03:39] Sweets**
I'll go ask my dad to buy
up your dad's company...
**[03:42] Sweets**
...and drive *you* out of town!
**[03:45] Meisaku**
You're just doing the same thing as him!
**[03:48] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E221 - All the Children's Toys Go Chitter-Chatter
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4V30Z/all-the-childrens-toys-go-chitter-chatter)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Sign**
Episode 221
All the Children's Toys
Go Chitter-Chatter
**[00:06] Nokio**
Hey, Meisaku! We brought you the homework!
**[00:08] Musubi**
Since you didn't show up to school,
we dropped by to give it to you.
**[00:12] Tsurukou**
You gonna serve us some tea or what?
**[00:14] Nokio**
Why weren't you at school?
I bet you don't have a good reason.
**[00:20] Nok/Mus/Tsu**
What's going on here?
**[00:21] Tsurukou**
You *did* have a good reason.
**[00:25] Musubi**
R-Really?!
**[00:27] Nokio**
You understood what he said?
**[00:28] Musubi**
He said: "Fugafugafuga"!
**[00:30] Nokio**
Yeah, that's what we heard.
**[00:31] Tsurukou**
Well, anyway, let's remove that gag.
**[00:33] Meisaku**
Whew, th-thanks...
**[00:36] Musubi**
So, uh, why are you tied up?
**[00:38] Meisaku**
Well, I was playing with Mei last night...
**[00:42] (Flashback) Meisaku**
Mei, do you know this song?
**[00:44] (Flashback) Meisaku**
♫ All the children's toys go cha-cha-cha ♫
**[00:46] (Flashback) Mei**
Gotcha?
**[00:46] (Flashback) Meisaku**
♫ All the children's toys go cha-cha-cha ♫
**[00:48] (Flashback) Mei**
All the boys gotcha?
**[00:50] (Flashback) Meisaku**
♫ Cha-cha-cha, all the children's
toys go cha-cha-cha! ♫
**[00:53] (Flashback) Mei**
All the builder's boys, I gotcha?
**[00:55] (Flashback) Meisaku**
No, it doesn't go like that.
**[00:57] (Flashback) Meisaku**
It's a song called: "All the
Children's Toys Go Cha-Cha-Cha."
**[00:57] Sign**
All the Children's Toys Go Cha-Cha-Cha
**[00:59] (Flashback) Meisaku**
It's a nursery rhyme where toys wake up and
start moving after kids have gone to bed.
**[01:03] (Flashback) Mei**
Cha-cha-cha!
**[01:05] Meisaku**
And that's what happened.
**[01:07] Meisaku**
Her "cha-cha-cha" was just so cute...
**[01:10] Musubi**
And?
**[01:10] Meisaku**
And then, some strangers showed up and
I'm not sure why, but they tied me up.
**[01:14] Nokio**
You don't remember anything except Mei?
**[01:16] Tsurukou**
That didn't explain anything.
**[01:18] Mei**
Cha-cha-cha!
**[01:19] Nokio**
Oh, it's Mei!
**[01:20] Musubi**
With a toy entourage!
**[01:22] Meisaku**
Hey, those are the toys
that tied me up yesterday!
**[01:24] Tsurukou**
So the toys *did* start moving
after everyone had gone to sleep.
**[01:27] Nokio**
Mei's supernatural powers, maybe?
**[01:29] Nikumantchi**
Listen up, fools.
**[01:29] Nikumantchi**
PORKBUNGOTCHI
**[01:30] Nikumantchi**
This house now belongs to Mei-sama.
**[01:30] Nikumantchi**
PORKBUNGOTCHI
**[01:33] Mei**
Belongs to me!
**[01:34] Meisaku**
What?! What are you *talking* about?
**[01:36] Tsurukou**
Yeah! You tell 'em!
**[01:38] Meisaku**
This house belonged to Mei to begin with!
**[01:40] Tsurukou**
He's useless.
**[01:41] Bonsai**
We toys resent you humans.
**[01:44] Nikumantchi**
We're the sad toys no one plays with anymore!
**[01:47] Nikumantchi**
PORKBUNGOTCHI
**[01:47] Nikumantchi**
I'm the leader, "Toy Where
You Raise a Portable Virtual Pet"!
**[01:49] Sign**
Toy Where You Raise a Portable Virtual Pet
**[01:49] Sign**
Toy Where You Raise a Portable Virtual Pet
**[01:51] Nokio**
You can get better games than
you on your cell phone now.
**[01:54] Bonsai**
I am "Toy That Reacts to Sound"!
**[01:55] Sign**
Toy That Reacts to Sound
**[01:55] Sign**
Toy That Reacts to Sound
**[01:58] Musubi**
People are all like, "Yeah,
sound makes it move. So what?"
**[02:01] Spring**
I'm "Toy That Looks
Like a Flashy Spring"!
**[02:01] Sign**
Toy That Looks Like a Flashy Spring
**[02:01] Sign**
Toy That Looks Like a Flashy Spring
**[02:03] Tsurukou**
It moves all funny when
you drop it down the stairs.
**[02:06] Meisaku**
Hm, yeah, they're all...
**[02:07] Mei/Nok/Mus/Tsu**
...not appealing enough to play with.
**[02:09] Nikumantchi**
Shut up!
**[02:10] Bonsai**
We're mad because that's
what you kids *always* say!
**[02:13] Spring**
But Mei-sama is different! She gave us
life with her supernatural powers!
**[02:17] Nikumantchi**
Let's go, Mei-sama!
**[02:19] Mei**
Cha-cha-cha!
**[02:20] Tsurukou**
Those toys really get my goat.
**[02:23] Tsurukou**
Should I chase 'em with my drone?
**[02:24] Meisaku**
Don't use the latest toy to fight them.
**[02:26] Musubi**
*Shortly after, we were attacked
by slightly outdated toys...*
**[02:30] Nokio**
"Toy That Shoots Out Marbles"!
**[02:32] Meisaku**
Those marbles really smart!
**[02:34] Tsurukou**
"Small Keyring Device
With Only One Mini Game"!
**[02:36] Meisaku**
There's only one game on it!
**[02:38] Musubi**
"Toy You Simply Spin"!
**[02:40] Meisaku**
Can you really call that a toy?
**[02:42] Musubi**
*As the blows rained down,
a thought crossed our minds...*
**[02:45] Musubi**
It hurts, and I feel...
**[02:47] Musubi**
...kinda nostalgic.
**[02:48] Meisaku**
You're right.
**[02:50] Meisaku**
Mei, you have to stop this!
**[02:52] Mei**
Cha?
**[02:52] Sign**
Toy Box
**[02:53] Meisaku**
Listen, Mei.
**[02:54] Meisaku**
"All the Children's Toys Go Cha-Cha-Cha" is
a song about toys going back in the toy box.
**[02:58] Meisaku**
So let's put them away nice and neat, okay?
**[03:01] Meisaku**
Let me sing it for you.
**[03:02] Nikumantchi**
Stop! Don't do anything unnecessary!
**[03:04] Spring**
What do we do?!
**[03:06] Nikumantchi**
Do your thing "Toy That Reacts to Sound"!
**[03:06] Nikumantchi**
PORKBUNGOTCHI
**[03:08] Bonsai**
Roger!
**[03:09] Meisaku/Sign**
The stars are twinkling in the sky
**[03:12] Meisaku/Sign**
Then Mr. Sun says good morning through your window
**[03:16] Meisaku/Sign**
All the children's toys go back in the box
**[03:20] Meisaku/Sign**
And they go to bed, cha-cha-cha
**[03:23] Meisaku**
You're so distracting!
**[03:26] Meisaku**
You see, Mei? That's what the song's about.
**[03:29] Mei**
Okay. Cha-cha-cha!
**[03:31] Sign**
Toy Box
**[03:31] Nokio**
Ah, they're going back.
**[03:32] Sign**
Toy Box
**[03:32] Sign**
Toy Box
**[03:32] Sign**
Toy Box
**[03:32] Meisaku**
I'm so relieved.
**[03:34] Musubi**
I feel a bit sorry for them, though.
**[03:36] Nokio**
Let's take them out every now and then.
**[03:38] Tsurukou**
In that case, how about we start now?
**[03:39] Mei**
Start now?
**[03:41] Tsurukou**
And, uh...
**[03:42] Tsurukou**
Play a game on our cell phones?
**[03:43] Meisaku**
That's the newest toy we have!
**[03:46] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E222 - Tsunderella and the President
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEP97J/tsunderella-and-the-president)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:06] Meisaku**
Hey, Tsunderella.
**[00:07] Tsundere**
Meisaku-kun.
**[00:08] Sign**
TSUN-derella in the morning
**[00:08] Sign**
Cold
**[00:08] Sign**
Cold
**[00:08] Sign**
Tsun-DERE-lla in the afternoon
**[00:08] Sign**
Tsun-DERE-lla in the afternoon
**[00:08] Sign**
Warm
**[00:08] Sign**
Warm
**[00:08] Meisaku**
Tsunderella's cold in the morning
and warm in the afternoon.
**[00:08] Sign**
TSUN-derella in the morning
**[00:11] Meisaku**
It's afternoon, so she's warm right now.
**[00:13] Meisaku**
What are you up to?
**[00:14] Tsundere**
I'm tidying up the shoe lockers.
**[00:16] Sign**
Episode 222
Tsunderella and the President
**[00:16] Tsundere**
People just put their shoes anywhere.
**[00:18] Meisaku**
I admire how you're always
trying to keep it tidy.
**[00:21] Meisaku**
Let me help!
**[00:21] Tsundere**
Thank you.
**[00:23] Tsundere**
Then...
**[00:23] Tsundere**
Can you put Little White
Riding Hood's shoes away?
**[00:26] Tsundere**
Also, the Boy Who Slept For Six Years's,
Dasaku's, Three Inch Boy's, Long Name Boy's...
**[00:29] Meisaku**
Turns out everyone's a slob!
**[00:32] Tsundere**
I wish I could tidy away all those people
who aren't tidy. Tidy 'em right out of society.
**[00:36] Meisaku**
It's past noon, but her cold side's showing.
**[00:38] Meisaku**
It's thanks to you that the
shoe locker area's always tidy.
**[00:41] Chienetsu**
Eavesdropping!
**[00:41] Sign**
EAVESDROPPING
**[00:42] Meisaku**
Oh, President!
**[00:43] Chienetsu**
I was eavesdropping on your conversation.
**[00:46] Meisaku**
Don't say that like you're proud of it.
**[00:49] Chienetsu**
So *you're* the one who tidies
up our shoe lockers, huh?
**[00:51] Tsundere**
Uh, yeah...
**[00:53] Chienetsu**
Amazing!
**[00:54] Chienetsu**
Wearing the wrong shoes
caused me problems before.
**[00:56] Chienetsu**
I want you to join the student council as
the chair of the beautification committee.
**[01:00] Chienetsu**
I need you.
**[01:02] Chienetsu**
I *must* have you!
**[01:03] Chienetsu**
I'll do anything for you.
**[01:05] Chienetsu**
I'll devote all of myself to you!
**[01:09] Meisaku**
Think about your phrasing!
**[01:12] Chienetsu**
Now, come. Come to me.
**[01:16] Chienetsu**
She ran away.
**[01:18] Chienetsu**
Hey, Meisaku. Do you know that girl?
**[01:21] Meisaku**
N-N-N-No, I don't!
**[01:22] Meisaku**
Tsunde—I mean, that girl
doesn't look familiar at all!
**[01:25] Chienetau**
I see.
**[01:26] Chienetau**
Wait, she seems to have dropped her shoe.
**[01:29] Chienetau**
Right! I'll find the girl this shoe fits and...
**[01:33] Chienetau**
recruit her!
**[01:33] Sign**
RECRUIT
**[01:35] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[01:35] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:35] Sign**
Student
Council
**[01:35] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[01:36] Chienetsu**
Does anyone know who this shoe belongs to?
**[01:38] Sweets**
What are these posters?
**[01:39] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[01:39] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[01:39] Nokio**
It says, "If this shoe fits,
join the student council."
**[01:42] Bolt**
Like a wanted fugitive, huh?
**[01:43] Tsundere**
Wh-What's going on here?
**[01:45] Meisaku**
Ah, this is the cold Tsunderella.
**[01:47] Tsundere**
Meisaku, do something!
**[01:47] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[01:47] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[01:49] Meisaku**
But what can I do?
**[01:49] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[01:50] Chienetsu**
You there. Do you know
who this shoe belongs to?
**[01:53] Tsundere**
He doesn't realize who I am?
**[01:56] Meisaku**
You're wearing your
morning "cold" makeup.
**[01:58] Meisaku**
President, I don't think anyone would
*volunteer* to be on the student council.
**[02:02] Chienetsu**
You get a perk if you join up now.
**[02:04] Meisaku**
Oh, what kind?
**[02:05] Chienetsu**
You get a small tangerine
extra for lunch every day.
**[02:07] Tsundere**
That's kind of lame.
**[02:08] Sweets**
Here, here, here! It's mine!
**[02:08] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[02:09] Sweets**
That shoe's mine!
**[02:11] Nokio**
It's mine! Mine!
**[02:11] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[02:12] Nokio**
Don't lie, Sweets!
**[02:13] Bolt**
Man, I've been looking for that shoe!
**[02:15] Meisaku**
The tangerine lured them in good!
**[02:17] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[02:17] Sign**
Student
Council
**[02:17] Chienetsu**
This belongs to a lady!
No way is it one of you goofballs.
**[02:20] Nokio**
Just shut up and let us try.
**[02:22] Sweets**
See? It fits me like a... Hm?
**[02:22] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[02:24] Sweets**
Huh? My foot won't go in.
**[02:26] Meisaku**
Take your sandal off first.
**[02:27] Tsundere**
He doesn't get how shoes work.
**[02:29] Nokio**
It's not a shoe at all.
It's actually my nose parts.
**[02:29] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[02:29] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[02:32] Meisaku**
What are you doing?
**[02:32] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[02:32] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[02:33] Tsundere**
Take it off!
**[02:34] Bolt**
My turn next.
**[02:34] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[02:35] Tsundere**
A blow torch?!
**[02:36] Meisaku**
Don't melt it and reshape it!
**[02:38] Tsundere**
And you don't even wear shoes to begin with!
**[02:40] Chienetsu**
Hey, you!
**[02:41] Tusndere**
Huh? Who, me?
**[02:42] Chienetsu**
Tell me right now if
you've seen this shoe before.
**[02:44] Tsundere**
Excuse me? Do you really think that's
the right way to ask someone a question?
**[02:49] Chienetsu**
Oh? You've got a smart mouth, don'tcha?
**[02:52] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[02:52] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[02:52] Tsundere**
What?! *You're* the one with the smart mouth!
**[02:55] Chienetsu**
What?
**[02:56] Chienetsu**
I'm your student council president.
Don't you think you're being a bit...
**[02:59] Chienetsu**
arrogant?!
**[02:59] Sign**
ARROGANT
**[03:00] Sign**
CONCEITED
**[03:00] Tsundere**
Conceited!
**[03:01] Sign**
INSOLENT
**[03:01] Chienetsu**
Insolent!
**[03:02] Tsundere**
Impertinent!
**[03:02] Sign**
IMPERTINENT
**[03:03] Chienetsu**
Egotistical!
**[03:03] Sign**
EGOTISTICAL
**[03:04] Tsundere**
Presumptuous!
**[03:04] Sign**
PRESUMPTUOUS
**[03:06] Meisaku**
You two sure know a lot
of big words, don't you?
**[03:09] Chienetsu**
You're not bad, but you're the complete
opposite of the genteel girl from yesterday.
**[03:13] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[03:13] Tsundere**
Whatever. Just gimme back my shoe, will you?
**[03:16] Chienetsu**
What?
**[03:17] Tsundere**
I'm grateful you picked it up,
**[03:17] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[03:17] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[03:19] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[03:19] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[03:19] Tsundere**
but I wouldn't have dropped it if you
hadn't tried to recruit me like that.
**[03:23] Meisaku**
The President's lost for words.
**[03:25] Chienetsu**
No, no, no, no. There's no way a barbaric,
savage, crude person like *you* can be her.
**[03:30] Chienetsu**
Try the shoe on and see.
**[03:31] Tsundere**
There.
**[03:32] Chienetsu**
Buh-buh-buh-buh...
**[03:33] Sign**
BLOWN AWAY
**[03:33] Chienetsu**
Blown away!
**[03:34] Bolt**
That's the kanji for "blown away"?
**[03:36] Tsundere**
You don't need a beautification
committee to keep the shoe lockers tidy.
**[03:40] Tsundere**
Instead of forcing someone to do it,
**[03:40] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[03:40] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[03:42] Tsundere**
I'd rather hear you say, "Can I help?"
**[03:42] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[03:42] Sign**
If this shoe fits,
join the student council
**[03:46] Meisaku**
Tsunderella...
**[03:47] Chienetsu**
You're right.
**[03:49] Chienetsu**
The student council will also tell
students to keep the shoe lockers tidy.
**[03:53] Tsundere**
That'd help a lot.
**[03:54] Meisaku**
Good for you, Tsunderella.
**[03:57] Chienetsu**
Hm. But this doesn't change
the fact that you're skilled.
**[04:00] Chienetsu**
You! Would you consider
joining the student—
**[04:03] Tsundere**
Yes, what is it?
**[04:04] Chienetsu**
Blown away!
**[04:05] Meisaku**
She transforms instantly
when the clock strikes twelve!
**[04:09] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E223 - A Fairy's Fair-Pleas
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQ7395/a-fairys-fair-pleas)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:06] Fairy**
Wake up. Wake up. Please wake up.
**[00:10] Sign**
Toy Box
**[00:10] Meisaku**
Huh? Wh-What is it? Who's there?
**[00:12] Fairy**
I'm a fairy.
**[00:13] Fairy**
I am speaking directly into your ears.
**[00:16] Meisaku**
Directly into my ears?!
**[00:19] Sign**
Episode 223
A Fairy's Fair-Pleas
**[00:19] Meisaku**
Uh, that's normal.
**[00:20] Fairy**
Oh, yeah, guess it is.
**[00:22] Meisaku**
So not directly into my mind, huh?
**[00:24] Fairy**
I'm speaking normally to you.
**[00:26] Fairy**
Please wake up.
**[00:27] Meisaku**
I'm already up.
**[00:28] Fairy**
The truth is, you are...
**[00:29] Fairy**
a legendary hero!
**[00:31] Fairy**
I beg you, please save our world!
**[00:34] Meisaku**
Oh, is that all?
**[00:36] Fairy**
"Oh, is that all"?
**[00:37] Meisaku**
You're from the Isekai Kingdom, right?
We haven't been there in a while.
**[00:41] Fairy**
The Isekai Kingdom?
**[00:43] Meisaku**
Ah, well, we just sort of got bored, you see.
**[00:46] Meisaku**
It was fun when the action was fast-paced,
but grinding became dull...
**[00:50] Fairy**
Oh.
**[00:51] Meisaku**
That's why we haven't gone
there since the summer.
**[00:53] Meisaku**
We'll come visit when we have time.
**[00:55] Meisaku**
Can I go back to sleep now?
**[00:57] Fairy**
No, you may not!
**[00:58] Fairy**
I mean, what even *is* the Isekai Kingdom?
**[01:00] Meisaku**
Wait, you don't know?
**[01:01] Meisaku**
Didn't you come through
the vortex thing over there?
**[01:03] Fairy**
What the heck? Gross.
Why's *that* in your closet?
**[01:06] Meisaku**
It's not *my* fault.
**[01:08] Meisaku**
So you really don't know about it?
**[01:09] Fairy**
Why *should* I know about something so yucky?
**[01:12] Fairy**
Our world is called...
**[01:13] Fairy**
the Otherworld Kingdom!
**[01:13] Sign**
Otherworld Kingdom
**[01:13] Sign**
Otherworld Kingdom
**[01:14] Meisaku**
The Otherworld Kingdom?
**[01:16] Fairy**
Our kingdom's facing a looming crisis!
**[01:19] Fairy**
Please! You must come and save our world!
**[01:22] Meisaku**
Wait, what?
**[01:23] Meisaku**
A *different* quest?
**[01:25] Meisaku**
You can get *two* world-saving
quests at the same time?!
**[01:27] Fairy**
Don't complain to *me*.
**[01:29] Fairy**
I'm only giving you one, after all.
**[01:31] Meisaku**
I'm in the process of saving
another world, though...
**[01:34] Fairy**
This other world you speak of...
The Isekai Kingdom, was it?
**[01:36] Fairy**
What happened in this kingdom
that has such a random name?
**[01:39] Meisaku**
The "Otherworld Kingdom" is
pretty random too, if you ask me.
**[01:42] Meisaku**
Well, the Isekai Kingdom's being
threatened by the Dark Lord.
**[01:45] Fairy**
The Dark Lord? And they call *that* a problem?
**[01:48] Fairy**
Our kingdom has no time to lose!
**[01:51] Meisaku**
A bigger danger than the Dark Lord?
**[01:53] Meisaku**
What happened?
**[01:54] Fairy**
We have...
**[01:55] Fairy**
food shortages!
**[01:56] Meisaku**
Food shortages?
**[01:58] Fairy**
The last five years has seen a population
boom and our food supply can't keep up.
**[02:04] Fairy**
That's why we don't have
enough food in the kingdom!
**[02:07] Meisaku**
Oh.
**[02:08] Fairy**
You ask what's more terrifying than
the Dark Lord? Food shortages.
**[02:11] Meisaku**
But I'm just a schoolkid!
I can't do anything about that!
**[02:14] Fairy**
That's not true.
**[02:16] Fairy**
I'd like you, our hero, to operate
a tractor and farm the land.
**[02:19] Meisaku**
Just go ask a farmer!
**[02:21] Fairy**
What? All right, fine.
**[02:23] Fairy**
Guess I'll go find a farmer
to operate the tractor.
**[02:26] Meisaku**
Problem solved.
**[02:27] Fairy**
But that's not the only
crisis our kingdom is facing!
**[02:30] Meisaku**
What else is there?
**[02:30] Fairy**
A currency crisis!
**[02:32] Meisaku**
Oh?
**[02:32] Fairy**
Corporate investors
did lots of short selling,
**[02:35] Fairy**
and our kingdom's now in a currency crisis
because it's unable to prop up the currency!
**[02:39] Meisaku**
That's a seriously tough problem!
**[02:41] Fairy**
Please, I'm begging you! Do something!
**[02:43] Meisaku**
What can *I* possibly do? I don't
even understand the problem.
**[02:46] Fairy**
Very well. Then, our government
and the bank will have to sort it out.
**[02:49] Meisaku**
Should've gone to them first.
**[02:51] Fairy**
But that's not the only crisis in our kingdom!
**[02:54] Meisaku**
There's more?
**[02:54] Fairy**
There was a pet boom a few years back,
**[02:57] Fairy**
but lots of people are abandoning pets
because they can no longer care for them.
**[03:01] Meisaku**
Hm, that's not good.
**[03:03] Fairy**
Abandoned pets turn feral and damage
crops, causing heaps of problems.
**[03:07] Fairy**
But you know, simply catching those
animals won't solve the problem.
**[03:11] Fairy**
It's the people who abandon
pets who have to change.
**[03:13] Meisaku**
That's so true.
**[03:14] Fairy**
This problem can't be solved unless
everyone in the kingdom changes their ways.
**[03:18] Fairy**
So it's not a problem for you to solve, hero.
**[03:20] Meisaku**
Then don't tell me about it!
**[03:22] Fairy**
Was there anything else?
**[03:24] Meisaku**
You don't have to force
yourself to remember.
**[03:26] Fairy**
Oh, right!
**[03:27] Fairy**
My brother turned 20, but he
doesn't go to school or work.
**[03:31] Fairy**
As his older sister, I'm concerned.
**[03:33] Meisaku**
Who cares?! That's a family problem.
**[03:35] Fairy**
Ah, but unlike my brother,
I have a job and a boyfriend!
**[03:38] Meisaku**
Yeah, whatever. Go home and do your job.
**[03:41] Fairy**
Well, this is my job.
**[03:43] Meisaku**
This is your job?
**[03:44] Fairy**
Well, of course!
**[03:45] Fairy**
If you must know, I have
a quota of heroes to fill.
**[03:49] Fairy**
I'm supposed to bring back
three heroes every day.
**[03:52] Meisaku**
So there's more than one legendary hero?
**[03:54] Fairy**
If I don't fulfill my quota,
it affects my salary.
**[03:57] Fairy**
Worst case, I could get fired.
**[03:59] Meisaku**
This is taking a dark turn.
**[04:00] Fairy**
Oh, hero! A new crisis!
**[04:03] Fairy**
We haven't addressed the toxic
corporations in our kingdom—
**[04:06] Meisaku**
Don't care!
**[04:07] Mei**
So loud...
**[04:08] Meisaku**
Oh, Mei.
**[04:09] Meisaku**
I'm sorry. A stranger suddenly showed up.
**[04:12] Fairy**
Hold up, she's floating?
**[04:13] Fairy**
A human is *flying*?!
**[04:14] Meisaku**
Mei has supernatural powers.
**[04:16] Mei**
Esper!
**[04:18] Fairy**
What?!
**[04:19] Fairy**
You are the legendary hero!
**[04:21] Meisaku**
So wait, it can be anybody?
**[04:23] Fairy**
I beg you! Please solve our problems!
**[04:26] Mei**
Problems?
**[04:27] Fairy**
Just one! One problem is enough!
**[04:29] Meisaku**
Which problem do you want to solve?
**[04:31] Fairy**
Huh?
**[04:32] Fairy**
Let's see...
**[04:33] Fairy**
Could you find me a new job
that'd be perfect for me?
**[04:36] Meisaku**
That's *your* problem!
**[04:39] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E224 - A Rice Ball at 10,000 Feet
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQXWZ2/a-rice-ball-at-10000-feet)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Nokio**
We... We...
**[00:07] Nokio**
We're finally here!
**[00:09] Bolt**
We made it back!
**[00:10] Sweets**
We're alive!
**[00:12] Sign**
Episode 224
A Rice Ball at 10,000 Feet
**[00:12] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:12] Sign**
Matsuda
**[00:12] Meisaku**
Uh, would you mind *not*
lying in front of my house?
**[00:15] Nokio**
That's not a nice thing to say!
**[00:16] Meisaku**
But that *is* what you're doing.
**[00:18] Bolt**
We just got back from a perilous
mountain climbing expedition!
**[00:21] Sweets**
I really thought I was gonna die!
**[00:23] Meisaku**
Was it really that bad?
**[00:25] Nokio**
It all started the day before yesterday...
**[00:27] Meisaku**
Uh, this sounds like it'll be a long story...
**[00:30] Musubi**
A mountain climbing tour
with your guide, Musubi!
**[00:33] Nok/Bol/Swe**
Yay!
**[00:35] Nokio**
The "tour" part is fine,
but why mountain climbing?
**[00:38] Musubi**
I like mountains 'cause they're
shaped like rice balls, and...
**[00:40] Nokio**
That's a strange reason.
**[00:42] Sign**
10,000 Feet Up the Alps
**[00:42] Sign**
10,000 Feet Up the Alps
**[00:42] Musubi**
I listened to "10,000 Feet Up the Alps"
and it made me wanna go mountain climbing.
**[00:46] Sweets**
"10,000 Feet Up the Alps"?
**[00:47] Musubi**
It goes like this:
**[00:49] Musubi/Sign**
10,000 feet up the Alps
**[00:51] Musubi/Sign**
On top of Mt. Koyari
**[00:53] Musubi/Sign**
Now let's all dance the alpine dance
**[00:58] Bolt**
What a fun song that is! Right?
**[00:59] Musubi**
By the way, no one knows who wrote it,
**[01:01] Musubi**
and it's said the lyrics were added by
people singing it while mountain climbing.
**[01:05] Nokio**
I see. So people made up verses while
they were climbing mountains, huh?
**[01:09] Sweets**
That's pretty fun.
**[01:10] Bolt**
We'll sing it as we climb, too!
**[01:11] Nok/Bol/Swe/Mus**
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
**[01:18] Nok/Bol/Swe/Mus**
La la la la la
**[01:20] Nok/Bol/Swe/Mus**
Hey!
**[01:23] Bolt**
What a blizzard!
**[01:24] Sweets**
Mountain climbing's not fun at all!
**[01:26] Musubi**
I never said it was fun.
**[01:29] Nokio**
But wasn't that song about how fun it was?
**[01:31] Musubi / Sign**
I lay down my life for love
**[01:36] Musubi / Sign**
So why do the rocks feel so cold against my skin?
**[01:40] Sweets**
"Lay down my life"?!
**[01:41] Bolt**
It wasn't a fun song after all!
**[01:43] Musubi**
This song has those kinds of lyrics too,
because there are 29 verses.
**[01:47] Nokio**
That many?
**[01:48] Sweets**
We were tricked!
**[01:50] Musubi**
10,000 feet is about 3,030
meters, so it's no joke.
**[01:50] Sign**
10,000 Feet
**[01:50] Sign**
10,000 Feet
**[01:51] Sign**
=
**[01:51] Sign**
=
**[01:51] Sign**
3030 meters
**[01:51] Sign**
3030 meters
**[01:55] Bolt**
So that's why you're fully geared up?
**[01:57] Musubi / Sign**
Climb a mountain without your gear
**[02:01] Musubi / Sign**
And you'll fall down and break your bones
**[02:06] Sweets**
There's a verse like *that*?
**[02:07] Musubi**
I just made that one up.
**[02:09] Bolt**
Don't make up weird lyrics!
**[02:11] Nokio**
That's how our battle
against the mountain started.
**[02:14] Meisaku**
Right.
**[02:15] Musubi**
And I kept making up more verses!
**[02:17] Meisaku**
Why?
**[02:19] Musubi / Sign**
A yeti or snow woman doesn't even compare
**[02:23] Musubi / Sign**
You never want to come across a snow gorilla
**[02:27] Meisaku**
But is there such a thing as a snow gorilla?!
**[02:29] Musubi / Sign**
We brought lots of instant noodles with us
**[02:33] Musubi / Sign**
But there's no hot water or microwave up here
**[02:37] Meisaku**
You should've put more thought into it.
**[02:38] Musubi / Sign**
I took a wrong path and I'm laughing like an idiot
**[02:43] Musubi / Sign**
But no one has the energy to yell at me
**[02:46] Meisaku**
That's sad.
**[02:48] Musubi / Sign**
The panoramic scenery and the starry sky
**[02:52] Musubi / Sign**
Plus the lights of the city
**[02:54] Musubi / Sign**
Were all hallucinations
**[02:56] Meisaku**
Hallucinations?!
**[02:57] Sweets**
All I saw was the snow
and the hallucinations!
**[03:01] Bolt**
We're finally here!
**[03:02] Sweets**
The summit!
**[03:04] Musubi**
Congrats, everyone!
**[03:05] Nokio**
Should we really be celebrating?
**[03:07] Musubi**
Now we're at the summit, it's the
moment you've all been waiting for...
**[03:10] Sweets**
Huh? What is it?
**[03:11] Nokio**
Is it food?
**[03:12] Musubi**
The alpine dance!
**[03:14] Nokio**
Seriously?
**[03:15] Bolt**
I guess it was the objective.
**[03:17] Sweets**
But what kind of dance is it?
**[03:19] Musubi**
Huh? Um, well, that's...
**[03:22] Nokio**
Don't tell us you don't know
after we went through all that.
**[03:25] Musubi**
Well, uh...
**[03:27] Musubi**
Let me explain in song.
**[03:28] Bolt**
In song?
**[03:30] Musubi / Sign**
I actually don't know the alpine dance
**[03:34] Musubi / Sign**
So I'm heading down the mountain on skis by myself
**[03:38] Musubi / Sign**
Hey!
**[03:38] Bok/Bol/Swe**
Don't "hey" us!
**[03:39] Meisaku**
Yeah, "hey" doesn't cut it.
**[03:41] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E225 - Nokio Shooting 2
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4EV2G/nokio-shooting-2)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:06] Nokio**
We haven't been to the
Isekai Kingdom in a while,
**[00:08] Nokio**
so we came here from Meisaku's house...
**[00:11] All**
But where are we?!
**[00:13] Bolt**
This definitely isn't the Isekai Kingdom.
**[00:13] Sign**
Episode 225
Nokio Shooting 2
**[00:15] Meisaku**
I wonder what type of game world this is.
**[00:17] Space Man**
Please help us!
**[00:19] Nokio**
Hm?
**[00:20] Space Man**
Our colony is under attack right now!
**[00:22] Meisaku**
Ah, so it's a game set during
a space war or something?
**[00:25] Tsurukou**
The type of game where you
jump in a robot and fight?
**[00:28] Nokio**
So the enemy is an evil robot?
**[00:29] Space Man**
No, the enemy attacking our colony is...
**[00:32] Sign**
Vegetables
**[00:32] Sign**
Vegetables
**[00:32] Space Man**
vegetables.
**[00:33] Meisaku**
Vegetables?!
**[00:34] Tsurukou**
In space?!
**[00:35] Space Man**
Oh, but by "vegetables,"
I mean *bad* vegetables.
**[00:38] Meisaku**
I really don't get this "good"
and "bad" vegetable stuff.
**[00:40] Bolt**
Hm, how do you fight them?
**[00:42] Space Man**
All we have is this laser gun.
**[00:43] Tsurukou**
So no robots or spaceships?
**[00:46] Space Man**
That's right. You have to fly
unaided and go "bang-bang."
**[00:49] Meisaku**
Fly unaided and go "bang-bang"?
**[00:50] Space Man**
Can any of you fly?
**[00:52] Bolt**
Someone who can fly...
**[00:54] Nokio**
Huh?
**[00:55] Nokio**
What? I don't wanna do it!
**[00:56] Tsurukou**
You don't want to?
**[00:58] Nokio**
Of course I don't! And why do we
have to listen to him anyways?
**[01:01] Space Man**
The game won't move
forward with *that* attitude.
**[01:03] Nokio**
Shut up, fool! Don't talk like I'm your pal!
**[01:04] Meisaku**
Ah, come on, there's no need to get mad.
**[01:06] Tsurukou**
This'll help us get back to our own world, 'kay?
**[01:08] Nokio**
Damn it! This game *pisses* me off!
**[01:12] Tsurukou**
Oh, there's a game screen now.
**[01:14] Meisaku**
This looks awfully familiar...
**[01:16] Space Man**
Before you head into battle,
please answer these questions.
**[01:19] Nokio**
Huh? Questions?
**[01:20] Space Man**
Do you drink milk every day?
**[01:20] Sign (Bottom)**
No
**[01:20] Sign (Top)**
Do you
**[01:20] Sign (Top)**
drink milk every day?
**[01:20] Sign (Bottom)**
Yes
**[01:22] Meisaku**
Uh, what's the point of this question?
**[01:23] Nokio**
No, I don't. So "No."
**[01:24] Sign (Bottom)**
No
**[01:25] Sign (Bottom)**
No
**[01:25] Space Man**
Does your dry skin bother you?
**[01:25] Sign (Bottom)**
Yes
**[01:25] Sign (Top)**
Does your dry skin
**[01:25] Sign (Top)**
bother you?
**[01:25] Sign (Bottom)**
No
**[01:26] Nokio**
Oh, yeah, it has been recently. So "Yes."
**[01:28] Sign (Bottom)**
Yes
**[01:29] Tsurukou**
Aren't you a robot?
**[01:29] Sign (Bottom)**
Yes
**[01:30] Sign (Bottom)**
No
**[01:30] Sign (Top)**
Are you easily angered
**[01:30] Sign (Top)**
these days?
**[01:30] Sign (Bottom)**
Yes
**[01:30] Space Man**
Are you easily angered these days?
**[01:32] Nokio**
I don't think so.
**[01:32] Sign (Bottom)**
No
**[01:33] Sign (Bottom)**
No
**[01:33] Bolt**
You got really pissed just a moment ago.
**[01:34] Space Man**
Do you prefer café
brasseries or coffee shops?
**[01:34] Sign (Bottom)**
Regular Coffee Shops
**[01:34] Sgin (Top)**
Do you prefer café brasseries
**[01:34] Sgin (Top)**
or regular coffee shops?
**[01:34] Sign (Bottom)**
Café Brasseries
**[01:36] Tsurukou**
Huh?!
**[01:37] Nokio**
If I had to pick one, coffee shops.
**[01:38] Sign (Bottom)**
Regular Coffee Shops
**[01:38] Sign (Bottom)**
Regular Coffee Shops
**[01:38] Space Man**
That's all the questions.
**[01:40] Meisaku**
What was that questionnaire for, exactly?
**[01:42] Space Man**
The nutritional elements
you are lacking are...
**[01:42] Sign**
The nutritional elements
**[01:42] Sign**
you are lacking are...
**[01:44] Meisaku**
Nutritional elements?!
**[01:45] Space Man**
Vitamin C and calcium!
**[01:45] Sign (Bottom)**
Vitamin C
**[01:45] Sign (Bottom)**
Calcium
**[01:47] Space Man**
Veggies not rich in these
nutrients are your enemies!
**[01:49] Space Man**
Now, go!
**[01:50] Nokio**
What does that even mean?
**[01:52] Tsurukou**
But I feel like we've seen
something like this before...
**[01:56] Meisaku**
Oh, this is the shooting game
we played at Nokio's house!
**[01:59] Bolt**
Where you fight chicken skewers!
**[02:00] Space Man**
Oh, that's *Nokio Shooting 1.*
**[02:02] Space Man**
This is the world of *NokShoot 2.*
**[02:04] Meisaku**
There's a second one?
**[02:05] Tsurukou**
That's how you shorten its name?
**[02:07] Nokio**
Potatoes! Are they enemies?
**[02:09] Meisaku**
Um, what were the enemies meant to be again?
**[02:11] Sign**
Enemies: Vegetables that aren't
rich in vitamin C or calcium
**[02:11] Space Man**
Veggies not rich in vitamin C or calcium.
**[02:13] Bolt**
Potatoes are rich in carbohydrates!
**[02:15] Nokio**
We don't care about carbs right now.
How are they for vitamin C and calcium?
**[02:18] Bolt**
They're not really rich in either.
**[02:20] Meisaku**
So they're your enemies! Shoot them!
**[02:21] Bolt**
Aw, too bad. They're yummy.
**[02:22] Nokio**
They sure are, but they're enemies!
**[02:24] Tsurukou**
Eggplants!
**[02:25] Bolt**
Eggplants have potassium,
folic acid, and polyphenols!
**[02:28] Nokio**
Tell me their vitamin C
and calcium content!
**[02:30] Bolt**
They're not really rich in either.
**[02:31] Nokio**
They're enemies!
**[02:32] Bolt**
Aw, too bad. They're yummy.
**[02:34] Nokio**
It's not about how yummy they are!
**[02:35] Meisaku**
While you were messing around,
lots of leafy veggies showed up.
**[02:38] Bolt**
I see Japanese mustard spinach,
crown daisies, bok choy, and spinach.
**[02:41] Tsurukou**
I can't tell which is which!
**[02:42] Nokio**
I'll just have to shoot 'em all!
**[02:45] Tsurukou**
Nokio's taking damage!
**[02:46] Nokio**
Why?!
**[02:47] Bolt**
What are you *doing*?!
**[02:48] Bolt**
Leafy veggies are usually rich in calcium!
**[02:50] Meisaku**
Tell him that sooner!
**[02:52] Tsurukou**
Oh, looks like a boss fight.
**[02:54] Bolt**
The boss is a brasserie waitress.
**[02:55] Bolt**
Since Nokio prefers coffee shops,
a brasserie waitress is the boss!
**[02:58] Meisaku**
As per usual, this game's really strange.
**[03:00] Tsurukou**
But that's a spaghetti and
ketchup dish she's holding.
**[03:02] Nokio**
So what?
**[03:03] Tsurukou**
That's the kind of dish
you'd get in a coffee shop.
**[03:06] Nokio**
So she's not an enemy?
**[03:07] Bolt**
But she's in a waist apron.
They wear full aprons in coffee shops.
**[03:10] Nokio**
So she *is* an enemy.
**[03:10] Tsurukou**
No, no, she's a barista.
**[03:12] Bolt**
A brasserie waitress!
**[03:13] Nokio**
Since they didn't ask, I didn't mention it...
**[03:15] Nokio**
But to tell you the truth...
**[03:17] Nokio**
I don't even *like* coffee!
**[03:20] Meisaku**
That's where this game lands?
**[03:22] Bolt**
You defeated her.
**[03:23] Tsurukou**
You beat the game.
**[03:25] Space Man**
Thank you. You saved us all.
**[03:27] Meisaku**
Oh, it's the guy from earlier.
**[03:28] Space Man**
We discovered something
from the results of the game.
**[03:28] Sign**
The results of the game show...
**[03:31] Nokio**
Huh? What is it?
**[03:32] Space Man**
You are...
**[03:33] Sign**
You are easily angered!
**[03:33] Space Man**
easily angered!
**[03:34] Nokio**
Shut the hell up!
**[03:37] Meisaku**
He really is easily angered.
**[03:39] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E226 - Can You Name Your Classmates?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2XQ89/can-you-name-your-classmates)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Sweets**
'Sup!
**[00:07] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:07] Sign (Left)**
Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[00:07] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:07] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:07] Sign (Top Left)**
School
Maxim:
Be a
Classic
**[00:07] Meisaku**
Oh, good morning, Sweets.
**[00:08] Sweets**
Blue Boy!
**[00:09] Sweets**
Nose Guy!
**[00:10] Sweets**
Crane Kid!
**[00:11] Sweets**
Good morning!
**[00:11] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:11] Sign (Left)**
Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[00:11] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:11] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:11] Sign (Top Left)**
School
Maxim:
Be a
Classic
**[00:12] Meisaku**
"Blue Boy"?
**[00:13] Nokio**
"Nose Guy"?
**[00:14] Tsurukou**
"Crane Kid"?
**[00:15] Mei/Nok/Tsu**
Who are they?
**[00:16] Sweets**
Peachy peach!
**[00:16] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:16] Sign (Left)**
Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[00:16] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:16] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:16] Sign (Top Left)**
School
Maxim:
Be a
Classic
**[00:17] Sweets**
How silly of you to forget your own names.
**[00:20] Sign**
Episode 226
Can You Name Your Classmates?
**[00:20] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:20] Sign (Left)**
Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[00:20] Meisaku**
*You're* the one who got our names wrong!
**[00:22] Sweets**
Wait, what? I did?
**[00:23] Tsurukou**
Was Sweets-paisen always this brain-dead?
**[00:24] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:24] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:24] Sign (Top Left)**
School
Maxim:
Be a
Classic
**[00:25] Nokio**
Even for him, this is weird.
**[00:27] Meisaku**
Did something happen?
**[00:28] Sweets**
Well, you see, I made lots
of friends in my committee,
**[00:31] Sweets**
but memorizing new names made me
forget the names of people I already knew.
**[00:36] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:36] Sign (Left)**
Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[00:36] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:36] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:36] Sign (Top Left)**
School
Maxim:
Be a
Classic
**[00:36] Tsurukou**
Putting new things in your
head deletes old things?
**[00:38] Meisaku**
How odd.
**[00:39] Nokio**
You're not saving data to a disk.
**[00:40] Sweets**
Can you help me remember
the names of my old friends?
**[00:45] Tsurukou**
Well, if we must, we must.
**[00:45] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:45] Sign (Left)**
Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[00:45] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:45] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:45] Sign (Top Left)**
School
Maxim:
Be a
Classic
**[00:46] Sweets**
Thanks, Half-Peeled Potato Kid!
**[00:48] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:48] Sign (Left)**
Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[00:48] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:48] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:48] Sign (Top Left)**
School
Maxim:
Be a
Classic
**[00:48] Tsurukou**
That's *not* my name!
**[00:50] Sign**
Classmates
**[00:50] Sign**
Quiz
**[00:51] Tsurukou**
Okay, you ready? Who's this?
**[00:53] Sign**
Q. Who is this?
**[00:54] Sign**
Super Ripped Muscleman
**[00:54] Sign**
Super Ripped Muscleman
**[00:54] Sweets**
Super Ripped Muscleman.
**[00:55] Meisaku**
Where are you seeing muscle?
**[00:57] Nokio**
He's so skinny.
**[00:58] Tsurukou**
All right, who's this?
**[00:58] Sign**
Q. Who is this?
**[00:59] Sweets**
Viper Serpent Cobra Man.
**[00:59] Sign**
Viper Serpent Cobra Man
**[00:59] Sign**
Viper Serpent Cobra Man
**[01:00] Meisaku**
That's *not* a snake.
**[01:02] Nokio**
That's a crab.
**[01:03] Sign**
Q. Who is this?
**[01:03] Tsurukou**
How about this guy?
**[01:03] Sign**
Mochimichi Mokoyama
**[01:03] Sign**
Mochimichi Mokoyama
**[01:03] Sweets**
Mochimichi Mokoyama.
**[01:05] Meisaku**
No, he's...
**[01:05] Meisaku**
Wait, who is he?
**[01:07] Nokio**
He made a brief appearance in episode 49.
**[01:09] Meisaku**
I don't remember him at all.
**[01:11] Sweets**
I can't take it anymore!
My brain's about to explode!
**[01:13] Sweets**
Isn't there a better way to do this?
**[01:15] Meisaku**
You'll just have to keep at it.
**[01:17] Sweets**
Please, Tsukuemon. Don't you have
a gadget that can help me out?
**[01:21] Meisaku**
I'm not "Tsukuemon" and I don't pull
out gadgets when you're in trouble!
**[01:21] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:21] Sign (Left)**
Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[01:21] Sign (Left)**
Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[01:25] Sweets**
Oh, you aren't?
**[01:26] Nokio**
Meisaku recounts a classic tale similar
to your situation when you're in trouble.
**[01:27] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:27] Sign (Left)**
Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[01:27] Sign (Left)**
Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[01:29] Meisaku**
Oh, so that's how you see me?
**[01:29] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:29] Sign (Left)**
Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[01:29] Sign (Left)**
Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[01:31] Sweets**
Then, give me a classic tale!
**[01:33] Meisaku**
There's no classic tale that'd
fit this so conveniently...
**[01:35] Meisaku**
Wait.
**[01:35] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:35] Sign (Left)**
Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[01:35] Sign (Left)**
Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[01:36] Tsurukou**
There is?
**[01:37] Meisaku**
Well, there are songs like the "ABC Song"
**[01:37] Sign**
ABC Song
**[01:37] Sign**
ABC Song
**[01:37] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:37] Sign (Left)**
Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[01:37] Sign (Left)**
Don't look at your
cell constantly
**[01:37] Sign**
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**[01:37] Sign**
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**[01:37] Sign (Bottom Left)**
Sleep is the
**[01:37] Sign (Bottom Left)**
mother of health
**[01:39] Meisaku**
and the "Multiplication Table Song"
that help you memorize things.
**[01:39] Sign**
Multiplication Table Song
**[01:39] Sign**
Multiplication Table Song
**[01:41] Meisaku**
Everyone uses them, so you
could call them hidden classics.
**[01:44] Sweets**
That's it!
**[01:47] Sweets**
So yeah, this and that happened...
**[01:49] Tsurukou**
But what exactly?
**[01:50] Sweets**
My memory aid song is complete!
**[01:52] Sweets**
It's called: "Can You Name Your Classmates?"
**[01:53] Sign**
Can You Name Your Classmates?
**[01:53] Sign**
Can You Name Your Classmates?
**[01:55] Sweets**
Music, go!
**[01:57] Sweets**
Yo, check it out.
**[01:59] Meisaku**
Oh, it's a rap, huh?
**[02:01] Sweets/Sign**
I'm usin' a rap to remember my classmates
A bunch o' characters are gonna meet their fates
**[02:06] Meisaku**
It's actually good!
**[02:06] Sweets/Sign**
The detective's up first, Hosuke Shadaichi
His deductions are awful. Pathetic, ain't he?
**[02:06] Sign (Top)**
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**[02:06] Sign (Top)**
Hosuke Shadaichi
**[02:10] Nokio**
It's true.
**[02:11] Sweets/Sign**
Seriously, Three Inch Boy, you are tiny
But you poke 'em with a toothpick and it's absolute victory
**[02:11] Sign (Top)**
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**[02:11] Sign (Top)**
Three Inch Boy
**[02:12] Sign (Top)**
Three Inch Boy
**[02:15] Tsurukou**
He's got a toothpick.
**[02:16] Sweets/Sign**
Yo, Three Inch Boy, you're a violent shorty
Stabbing someone is ever so naughty
**[02:20] Meisaku**
Don't go copying him!
**[02:21] Sweets/Sign**
Next up's skin and bones, Gaunt Gulliver
Hopefully one day you'll be more than a sliver
**[02:21] Sign (Top)**
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**[02:21] Sign (Top)**
Gaunt Gulliver
**[02:22] Sign (Top)**
Gaunt Gulliver
**[02:25] Meisaku**
He hopes so.
**[02:26] Sweets/Sign**
Yo, this dawg's name's Gaunt Gulliver, fam
And totally not "Super Ripped Muscleman"
**[02:30] Nokio**
You remember *that* name.
**[02:31] Sweets/Sign**
Here's fashion trendsetter, Little White Riding Hood
As sweet threads go, a hood's real good
**[02:31] Sign (Top)**
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**[02:31] Sign (Top)**
Little White Riding Hood
**[02:32] Sign (Top)**
Little White Riding Hood
**[02:34] Sign (Top)**
LITTLE WHITE
RIDING HOOD
**[02:35] Tsurukou**
But it's got blood on it.
**[02:36] Sweets/Sign**
Little White Riding Hood's got blood on her hood
Made a dishrag of her rival and beat her up good
**[02:40] Meisaku**
That's going too far.
**[02:41] Sweets/Sign**
Gold Boy loves gold, of that there is no doubt
Let's open up your cash box and check your savings out
**[02:41] Sign (Top)**
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**[02:41] Sign (Top)**
Gold Boy
**[02:42] Sign (Top)**
Gold Boy
**[02:45] Tsurukou**
Don't open people's cash boxes!
**[02:46] Sweets/Sign**
Gold Boy opens his cash box so I can have a look-see
I take the contents out and give him some money
**[02:50] Tsurukou**
You gave him his own money.
**[02:51] Sign (Top Right)**
Which one
is the real
school lunch?
**[02:51] Sweets/Sign**
Next, here's the quiz-mad sparrow, Cut-Tongue
When it comes to likin' quizzes, he's number one
**[02:51] Sign (Top)**
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**[02:51] Sign (Top)**
Cut-Tongue
**[02:52] Sign (Top Left)**
Cut-Tongue
**[02:53] ---**
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**[02:53] Sign (Top Right)**
What differences
can you spot between
these 2 pictures?
**[02:55] Meisaku**
He really does love quizzes.
**[02:56] Sweets/Sign**
He'd stake his life on a quiz, that's Cut-Tongue
He lost in a competition then cut out his tongue
**[02:59] Tsurukou**
That's way too extreme!
**[03:01] Sweets/Sign**
Lost Property Fairy goes pickin' up lost property
'Cause of her job, people think she's annoyin', like properly
**[03:01] Sign (Top)**
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**[03:01] Sign (Top)**
Lost Property Fairy
**[03:02] Sign (Top)**
Lost Property Fairy
**[03:05] Nokio**
That's not a nice thing to say.
**[03:06] Sweets/Sign**
Lost Property Fairy picks it all up, even things that are scummy
A mushroom she picked up once gave her an upset tummy
**[03:10] Tsurukou**
Well, what were you expecting?
**[03:11] Sweets/Sign**
Dasaku Metsuda loves those trash story vibes
When he sees a classic tale, he breaks out in hives
**[03:11] Sign (Top)**
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**[03:11] Sign (Top)**
Dasaku Metsuda
**[03:15] Meisaku**
Why's that?
**[03:15] Sweets/Sign**
Dasaku Metsuda's a real trash connoisseur
Trash makes him happy and smiley, and he's into it, yessir!
**[03:20] Meisaku**
Seriously, how much does
he love trash stories?
**[03:24] Sweets**
Yeah! Brrrap brrrap brrrap!
**[03:26] Meisaku**
Don't "brrrap brrrap" us!
**[03:27] Tsurukou**
Well, I guess it *has* helped you
remember your friends' names.
**[03:30] Sweets**
That's right!
**[03:31] Sweets**
Now that I remember everyone's names,
I love this school even more than before!
**[03:35] Sweets**
Yup...
**[03:36] Sweets**
Toothbrush Elementary rules!
**[03:37] Mei/Nok/Tsu**
That's *not* its name!
**[03:39] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E227 - Daddy-Long-Ears
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD72GW/daddy-long-ears)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:06] Sweets**
Meisaku-kun!
**[00:07] Sweets**
Let's play!
**[00:09] Sign**
Episode 227
Daddy-Long-Ears
**[00:10] Meisaku**
You don't have to shout. I'm right here.
**[00:12] Musubi**
Ah, whatever. Let's go play!
**[00:14] Meisaku**
Sounds good.
**[00:15] Meisaku**
Hm? What's this?
**[00:17] Mei**
Delivery!
**[00:18] Meisaku**
A delivery? Did this come for you, Mei?
**[00:20] Mei**
Open!
**[00:22] Bolt**
A notebook and pencils.
**[00:23] Sweets**
Meisaku, did you buy these?
**[00:24] Meisaku**
Nope, it wasn't me.
**[00:26] Musubi**
Wait, does that mean
you didn't pay for them?
**[00:29] Bolt**
Meisaku.
**[00:30] Bolt**
You've done it now.
**[00:31] Swe/Bol/Mus**
Hey, police officer!
**[00:33] Meisaku**
I didn't do anything!
**[00:34] Musubi**
The suspect always says they didn't do it.
**[00:37] Bolt**
Yup, we'll have to call the cops.
**[00:39] Bolt**
Superintendent General!
**[00:40] Meisaku**
Don't call the chief of police.
**[00:41] Meisaku**
I mean it. I didn't do anything.
**[00:43] Mei**
Letter!
**[00:45] Meisaku**
Oh, you're right. It came with a letter.
**[00:47] Meisaku**
Let's see...
**[00:48] Meisaku/Sign**
"Dear Mei-chan. I am your sponsor."
**[00:48] Meisaku/Sign**
Dear Mei-chan.
**[00:48] Meisaku/Sign**
I am your sponsor.
**[00:48] Meisaku/Sign**
For the time being, I shall refer to myself
**[00:48] Meisaku/Sign**
as "Daddy-Long-Ears."
**[00:51] Sweets**
Wonder who it is.
**[00:52] Meisaku/Sign**
Dear Mei-chan.
**[00:52] Meisaku/Sign**
I am your sponsor.
**[00:52] Meisaku/Sign**
For the time being, I shall refer to myself
**[00:52] Meisaku/Sign**
as "Daddy-Long-Ears."
**[00:52] Meisaku**
"For the time being, I shall refer
to myself as 'Daddy-Long-Ears.'"
**[00:52] Meisaku/Sign**
I am sending you this notebook and pencils.
**[00:53] Meisaku/Sign**
I am sending you this notebook and pencils.
**[00:53] Meisaku/Sign**
Dear Mei-chan.
**[00:53] Meisaku/Sign**
I am your sponsor.
**[00:53] Meisaku/Sign**
For the time being, I shall refer to myself
**[00:53] Meisaku/Sign**
as "Daddy-Long-Ears."
**[00:55] Musubi**
Daddy-Long-Ears?
**[00:56] Meisaku**
"I am sending you this notebook and pencils.
I hope you will use them to write lots and lots."
**[00:56] Meisaku/Sign**
Dear Mei-chan.
**[00:56] Meisaku/Sign**
I am your sponsor.
**[00:56] Meisaku/Sign**
For the time being, I shall refer to myself
**[00:56] Meisaku/Sign**
as "Daddy-Long-Ears."
**[00:56] Meisaku/Sign**
I am sending you this notebook and pencils.
**[00:56] Meisaku/Sign**
I hope you will use them to write lots and lots.
**[00:56] Meisaku/Sign**
The only thing I ask in return is:
**[00:56] Meisaku/Sign**
Would you mind writing me a letter every week?
**[01:00] Meisaku/Sign**
For the time being, I shall refer to myself
**[01:00] Meisaku/Sign**
as "Daddy-Long-Ears."
**[01:00] Meisaku/Sign**
I am sending you this notebook and pencils.
**[01:00] Meisaku/Sign**
I hope you will use them to write lots and lots.
**[01:00] Meisaku/Sign**
The only thing I ask in return is:
**[01:00] Meisaku/Sign**
Would you mind writing me a letter every week?
**[01:00] Meisaku**
"The only thing I ask in return is: Would you
mind writing me a letter every week?" it says.
**[01:01] Meisaku/Sign**
For the time being, I shall refer to myself
**[01:01] Meisaku/Sign**
as "Daddy-Long-Ears."
**[01:01] Meisaku/Sign**
I am sending you this notebook and pencils.
**[01:01] Meisaku/Sign**
I hope you will use them to write lots and lots.
**[01:01] Meisaku/Sign**
The only thing I ask in return is:
**[01:01] Meisaku/Sign**
Would you mind writing me a letter every week?
**[01:02] Meisaku/Sign**
For the time being, I shall refer to myself
**[01:02] Meisaku/Sign**
as "Daddy-Long-Ears."
**[01:02] Meisaku/Sign**
I am sending you this notebook and pencils.
**[01:02] Meisaku/Sign**
I hope you will use them to write lots and lots.
**[01:02] Meisaku/Sign**
The only thing I ask in return is:
**[01:02] Meisaku/Sign**
Would you mind writing me a letter every week?
**[01:03] Meisaku/Sign**
as "Daddy-Long-Ears."
**[01:03] Meisaku/Sign**
I am sending you this notebook and pencils.
**[01:03] Meisaku/Sign**
I hope you will use them to write lots and lots.
**[01:03] Meisaku/Sign**
The only thing I ask in return is:
**[01:03] Meisaku/Sign**
Would you mind writing me a letter every week?
**[01:05] Mei**
Lucky!
**[01:07] Bolt**
This is similar to that one classic tale...
**[01:09] Sweets**
Which classic tale?
**[01:11] Bolt**
*Daddy-Long-Legs.*
**[01:11] Sign**
Daddy-Long-Legs
**[01:11] Sign**
Daddy-Long-Legs
**[01:14] Meisaku**
It's not a horror story!
**[01:16] Meisaku**
*Daddy-Long-Legs* is about a girl who
receives a monetary gift to go to college
**[01:16] Sign**
Daddy-Long-Legs
**[01:20] Meisaku**
in exchange for writing a monthly letter to
someone calling himself "Daddy-Long-Legs."
**[01:24] Musubi**
Huh.
**[01:25] Musubi**
Receiving a gift and writing letters
is similar to what's going on here.
**[01:28] Meisaku**
But Mei can't write letters yet.
**[01:31] Mei**
Silky!
**[01:31] Sign**
I want to eat croquettes
**[01:32] Musubi**
Hey, it seems like she can
dictate what's on her mind!
**[01:35] Meisaku**
I didn't know she could do that!
**[01:38] Meisaku**
Plus, the penmanship's incredible!
**[01:38] Sign**
I want to eat croquettes
**[01:40] Meisaku**
She's a genius!
**[01:41] Musubi**
Well, it *is* neat, but it looks
like one of those printed fonts.
**[01:44] Bolt**
No nuance of handwriting.
**[01:46] Meisaku**
She's a *genius*!
**[01:49] Sign (Right)**
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**[01:49] Sign (Right)**
Peach Boy
**[01:49] Sign (Left)**
A Classic
**[01:49] Sign (Left)**
Tale A Day
**[01:49] Mei**
Done!
**[01:51] Meisaku**
You finished the letter to
Daddy-Long-Ears, huh? Can you read it out?
**[01:55] Meisaku**
Oh, I guess you can write but you can't read.
**[01:55] Sign (Left)**
A Classic
**[01:55] Sign (Left)**
Tale A Day
**[01:55] Sign (Right)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:55] Sign (Right)**
Peach Boy
**[01:57] Musubi**
In that case, I'll read it for you.
**[01:59] Musubi**
"Today was Sports Day at my preschool,
which I'd been looking forward to a lot."
**[01:59] Sign**
Something happened right after the events started.
**[01:59] Sign**
One of the male neighbors
**[01:59] Sign**
Today was Sports Day at my preschool,
**[01:59] Sign**
which I'd been looking forward to a lot.
**[02:03] Meisaku**
Right.
**[02:04] Musubi**
"Something happened right
after the events started."
**[02:04] Sign**
Today was Sports Day at my preschool,
**[02:04] Sign**
which I'd been looking forward to a lot.
**[02:04] Sign**
Something happened right after the events started.
**[02:04] Sign**
One of the male neighbors
**[02:04] Sign**
came out yelling,
**[02:04] Sign**
"Those kids' voices are grating!"
**[02:06] Musubi**
"One of the male neighbors came out
yelling, 'Those kids' voices are grating!'"
**[02:07] Sign**
which I'd been looking forward to a lot.
**[02:07] Sign**
Something happened right after the events started.
**[02:07] Sign**
One of the male neighbors
**[02:07] Sign**
came out yelling,
**[02:07] Sign**
"Those kids' voices are grating!"
**[02:09] Sign**
Something happened right after the events started.
**[02:09] Sign**
One of the male neighbors
**[02:09] Sign**
came out yelling,
**[02:09] Sign**
"Those kids' voices are grating!"
**[02:09] Sign**
Does he think he never caused
**[02:09] Sign**
Something happened right after the events started.
**[02:09] Sign**
One of the male neighbors
**[02:09] Sign**
came out yelling,
**[02:09] Sign**
"Those kids' voices are grating!"
**[02:09] Sign**
Does he think he never caused
**[02:11] Meisaku**
Huh?
**[02:11] Musubi**
"Does he think he never caused trouble
for others when he was growing up?"
**[02:11] Sign**
Something happened right after the events started.
**[02:11] Sign**
One of the male neighbors
**[02:11] Sign**
came out yelling,
**[02:11] Sign**
Does he think he never caused
**[02:11] Sign**
trouble for others
**[02:11] Sign**
when he was growing up?
**[02:11] Sign**
Everyone is a child
**[02:11] Sign**
at some point in their lives...
**[02:11] Sign**
"Those kids' voices are grating!"
**[02:15] Sign**
trouble for others
**[02:15] Sign**
when he was growing up?
**[02:15] Sign**
Everyone is a child
**[02:15] Sign**
at some point in their lives...
**[02:15] Sign**
That's how the battle between me
**[02:15] Sign**
and Neighbor Man started.
**[02:15] Sign**
Does he think he never caused
**[02:16] Musubi**
"Everyone is a child at
some point in their lives..."
**[02:18] Sign**
when he was growing up?
**[02:18] Sign**
Everyone is a child
**[02:18] Sign**
at some point in their lives...
**[02:18] Sign**
That's how the battle between me
**[02:18] Sign**
and Neighbor Man started.
**[02:18] Sign**
trouble for others
**[02:19] Musubi**
"That's how the battle between
me and Neighbor Man started."
**[02:19] Sign**
when he was growing up?
**[02:19] Sign**
Everyone is a child
**[02:19] Sign**
at some point in their lives...
**[02:19] Sign**
That's how the battle between me
**[02:19] Sign**
and Neighbor Man started.
**[02:21] Sign**
Everyone is a child
**[02:21] Sign**
at some point in their lives...
**[02:21] Sign**
That's how the battle between me
**[02:21] Sign**
and Neighbor Man started.
**[02:21] Sign**
when he was growing up?
**[02:22] Sign**
Everyone is a child
**[02:22] Sign**
at some point in their lives...
**[02:22] Sign**
That's how the battle between me
**[02:22] Sign**
and Neighbor Man started.
**[02:22] Meisaku**
I didn't see that coming!
**[02:22] Sign (Left)**
A Classic
**[02:22] Sign (Left)**
Tale A Day
**[02:22] Sign (Right)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[02:22] Sign (Right)**
Peach Boy
**[02:24] Mei**
No good?
**[02:25] Meisaku**
I wouldn't say that, but next time,
write about something more childlike.
**[02:25] Sign (Left)**
A Classic
**[02:25] Sign (Left)**
Tale A Day
**[02:25] Sign (Right)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[02:25] Sign (Right)**
Peach Boy
**[02:30] Bolt**
It's ridiculous to expect
a child to be childlike.
**[02:30] Sign (Right)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[02:30] Sign (Right)**
Peach Boy
**[02:33] Musubi**
Anything a child does is
naturally childlike, I'd say.
**[02:36] Meisaku**
Y-You can all shut up now.
**[02:36] Sign (Left)**
A Classic
**[02:36] Sign (Left)**
Tale A Day
**[02:36] Sign (Right)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[02:36] Sign (Right)**
Peach Boy
**[02:39] Musubi**
Delivery for you!
**[02:40] Sweets**
A letter and more stationery
from Daddy-Long-Ears!
**[02:43] Meisaku**
Why are *you* delivering them?
**[02:43] Sign (Left)**
A Classic
**[02:43] Sign (Left)**
Tale A Day
**[02:43] Sign (Right)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[02:43] Sign (Right)**
Peach Boy
**[02:45] Musubi**
As we were here, we looked in
your mailbox and grabbed 'em.
**[02:48] Meisaku**
From now on, don't go in our mailbox.
**[02:49] Musubi**
Let's see here...
**[02:49] Meisaku/Sign**
Dear Mei-chan.
**[02:49] Meisaku/Sign**
Thank you for your wonderful letter.
**[02:49] Meisaku/Sign**
I never expected it to be 400 pages long.
**[02:50] Musubi**
"Dear Mei-chan. Thank you
for your wonderful letter."
**[02:51] Meisaku/Sign**
Dear Mei-chan.
**[02:51] Meisaku/Sign**
Thank you for your wonderful letter.
**[02:51] Meisaku/Sign**
I never expected it to be 400 pages long.
**[02:53] Meisaku/Sign**
Dear Mei-chan.
**[02:53] Meisaku/Sign**
Thank you for your wonderful letter.
**[02:53] Meisaku/Sign**
I never expected it to be 400 pages long.
**[02:53] Musubi**
"I never expected it to be 400 pages long."
**[02:54] Meisaku/Sign**
Dear Mei-chan.
**[02:54] Meisaku/Sign**
Thank you for your wonderful letter.
**[02:54] Meisaku/Sign**
I never expected it to be 400 pages long.
**[02:55] Meisaku**
That's a lot of pages!
You wrote *that* much afterward?
**[02:58] Meisaku/Sign**
Dear Mei-chan.
**[02:58] Meisaku/Sign**
Thank you for your wonderful letter.
**[02:58] Meisaku/Sign**
I never expected it to be 400 pages long.
**[02:58] Meisaku/Sign**
It was a real tour de force, delving into societal problems
**[02:58] Meisaku/Sign**
like the waiting lists for preschool places
**[02:58] Meisaku/Sign**
and the amount of food waste.
**[02:58] Musubi**
"It was a real tour de force,
delving into societal problems
**[03:00] Meisaku/Sign**
Thank you for your wonderful letter.
**[03:00] Meisaku/Sign**
I never expected it to be 400 pages long.
**[03:00] Meisaku/Sign**
It was a real tour de force, delving into societal problems
**[03:00] Meisaku/Sign**
like the waiting lists for preschool places
**[03:00] Meisaku/Sign**
and the amount of food waste.
**[03:01] Musubi**
like the waiting lists for preschool
places and the amount of food waste."
**[03:02] Meisaku/Sign**
I never expected it to be 400 pages long.
**[03:02] Meisaku/Sign**
It was a real tour de force, delving into societal problems
**[03:02] Meisaku/Sign**
like the waiting lists for preschool places
**[03:02] Meisaku/Sign**
and the amount of food waste.
**[03:03] Meisaku/Sign**
I never expected it to be 400 pages long.
**[03:03] Meisaku/Sign**
It was a real tour de force, delving into societal problems
**[03:03] Meisaku/Sign**
like the waiting lists for preschool places
**[03:03] Meisaku/Sign**
and the amount of food waste.
**[03:04] Bolt**
The content's heavy, too.
**[03:05] Mei**
Reply!
**[03:06] Musubi**
"Daddy-Long-Ears, as always,
thank you for the notebook and pencils."
**[03:06] Sign**
Daddy-Long-Ears, as always,
**[03:06] Sign**
thank you for the notebook and pencils.
**[03:06] Sign**
I also appreciated the bookstore gift card.
**[03:06] Sign**
I'll definitely play with it.
**[03:09] Musubi**
"I also appreciated the bookstore gift card."
**[03:09] Sign**
Daddy-Long-Ears, as always,
**[03:09] Sign**
thank you for the notebook and pencils.
**[03:09] Sign**
I also appreciated the bookstore gift card.
**[03:09] Sign**
I'll definitely play with it.
**[03:11] Meisaku**
So he sent a gift card, too.
**[03:13] Musubi**
"I'll definitely play with it."
**[03:13] Sign**
Daddy-Long-Ears, as always,
**[03:13] Sign**
thank you for the notebook and pencils.
**[03:13] Sign**
I also appreciated the bookstore gift card.
**[03:13] Sign**
I'll definitely play with it.
**[03:13] Sign**
I wonder... What are you like?
**[03:13] Sign**
Daddy-Long-Ears, as always,
**[03:13] Sign**
thank you for the notebook and pencils.
**[03:13] Sign**
I also appreciated the bookstore gift card.
**[03:13] Sign**
I'll definitely play with it.
**[03:13] Sign**
I wonder... What are you like?
**[03:14] Sign**
Daddy-Long-Ears, as always,
**[03:14] Sign**
thank you for the notebook and pencils.
**[03:14] Sign**
I also appreciated the bookstore gift card.
**[03:14] Sign**
I'll definitely play with it.
**[03:14] Sign**
I wonder... What are you like?
**[03:14] Meisaku**
Buy books with it!
**[03:15] Musubi**
"I wonder... What you are like?"
**[03:15] Sign**
Daddy-Long-Ears, as always,
**[03:15] Sign**
thank you for the notebook and pencils.
**[03:15] Sign**
I also appreciated the bookstore gift card.
**[03:15] Sign**
I'll definitely play with it.
**[03:15] Sign**
I wonder... What are you like?
**[03:15] Sign**
I'll include a picture I drew
**[03:15] Sign**
of what I think you look like.
**[03:17] Musubi**
"I'll include a picture I drew
of what I think you look like."
**[03:19] Sign**
Daddy-Long-Ears
**[03:21] Meisaku**
It's nice to receive a picture from a child.
**[03:23] Sign**
I'm including it because
**[03:23] Sign**
I know adults like that kind of stuff.
**[03:23] Musubi**
"I'm including it because I know
adults like that kind of stuff."
**[03:25] Meisaku**
Don't actually write that.
**[03:28] Sign (Right)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[03:28] Sign (Right)**
Peach Boy
**[03:28] Sign (Left)**
A Classic
**[03:28] Sign (Left)**
Tale A Day
**[03:29] Meisaku**
You got a reply from Daddy-Long-Ears.
**[03:31] Mei**
Yay!
**[03:32] Musubi**
I'm here to read it for you.
**[03:34] Bolt/Sweets**
And we're here to listen to it for you.
**[03:35] Meisaku**
That isn't necessary.
**[03:35] Sign (Left)**
A Classic
**[03:35] Sign (Left)**
Tale A Day
**[03:35] Sign (Right)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[03:35] Sign (Right)**
Peach Boy
**[03:36] Musubi**
"Thank you for your letter. Please make
sure you take care not to catch a cold."
**[03:36] Sign**
Thank you for your letter.
**[03:36] Sign**
Please make sure you take care not to catch a cold.
**[03:36] Sign**
I've recently started
**[03:40] Sign**
Thank you for your letter.
**[03:40] Sign**
Please make sure you take care not to catch a cold.
**[03:40] Sign**
I've recently started
**[03:40] Sign**
washing my hands myself.
**[03:40] Musubi**
"I've recently started
washing my hands myself."
**[03:41] Sign**
Thank you for your letter.
**[03:41] Sign**
Please make sure you take care not to catch a cold.
**[03:41] Sign**
I've recently started
**[03:41] Sign**
washing my hands myself.
**[03:42] Meisaku**
You didn't up till now?
**[03:42] Sign**
Thank you for your letter.
**[03:42] Sign**
Please make sure you take care not to catch a cold.
**[03:42] Sign**
I've recently started
**[03:42] Sign**
washing my hands myself.
**[03:44] Musubi**
"There's a new place that specializes
in doing perms near to where I live."
**[03:44] Sign**
Thank you for your letter.
**[03:44] Sign**
Please make sure you take care not to catch a cold.
**[03:44] Sign**
I've recently started
**[03:44] Sign**
washing my hands myself.
**[03:44] Sign**
There's a new place that specializes
**[03:44] Sign**
in doing perms near to where I live.
**[03:44] Sign**
I hope that, one day,
**[03:44] Sign**
I'll be able to take you there.
**[03:47] Sign**
I've recently started
**[03:47] Sign**
washing my hands myself.
**[03:47] Sign**
There's a new place that specializes
**[03:47] Sign**
in doing perms near to where I live.
**[03:47] Sign**
I hope that, one day,
**[03:47] Sign**
I'll be able to take you there.
**[03:47] Musubi**
"I hope that, one day,
I'll be able to take you there."
**[03:48] Sign**
I've recently started
**[03:48] Sign**
washing my hands myself.
**[03:48] Sign**
There's a new place that specializes
**[03:48] Sign**
in doing perms near to where I live.
**[03:48] Sign**
I hope that, one day,
**[03:48] Sign**
I'll be able to take you there.
**[03:49] Sign**
I've recently started
**[03:49] Sign**
washing my hands myself.
**[03:49] Sign**
There's a new place that specializes
**[03:49] Sign**
in doing perms near to where I live.
**[03:49] Sign**
I hope that, one day,
**[03:49] Sign**
I'll be able to take you there.
**[03:50] Meisaku**
Don't try to perm Mei's hair.
**[03:51] Bolt**
His letters are always pretty weird.
**[03:51] Sign (Left)**
A Classic
**[03:51] Sign (Left)**
Tale A Day
**[03:51] Sign (Right)**
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**[03:51] Sign (Right)**
Peach Boy
**[03:53] Sweets**
Who exactly is this Daddy-Long-Ears?
**[03:56] Musubi**
The sender's address might
hold some kind of clue.
**[03:59] Meisaku**
Oh, true.
**[04:00] Bolt**
Let's see...
**[04:00] Sign**
The North
Wind and
the Sun
**[04:01] Bolt**
"1-1-3, The Moon."
**[04:01] Sign**
1-1-3, The Moon
**[04:01] Sign**
Daddy-Long-Ears
**[04:03] Meisaku**
The Moon?!
**[04:03] Sign (Left)**
A Classic
**[04:03] Sign (Left)**
Tale A Day
**[04:03] Sign (Right)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[04:03] Sign (Right)**
Peach Boy
**[04:04] Meisaku**
They're from a guy who lives on the Moon?!
**[04:06] Sweets**
Rabbits must've sent Mei
letters to support her, huh?
**[04:09] Sign (Left)**
A Classic
**[04:09] Sign (Left)**
Tale A Day
**[04:09] Sign (Right)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[04:09] Sign (Right)**
Peach Boy
**[04:09] Mei**
Mei write thank-you note!
**[04:10] Meisaku**
Good idea. I'm sure the
Moon people will like that.
**[04:13] Mei**
Silky!
**[04:14] Musubi**
Okay, I'll read it out.
**[04:14] Sign (Left)**
A Classic
**[04:14] Sign (Left)**
Tale A Day
**[04:14] Sign (Right)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[04:14] Sign (Right)**
Peach Boy
**[04:16] Musubi**
Let's see here...
**[04:16] Sign**
Thank you, everyone on the moon.
**[04:16] Sign**
I think I'll stay on Earth
**[04:16] Sign**
for a little while longer.
**[04:16] Sign**
But that doesn't mean
**[04:17] Musubi**
"Thank you, everyone on the Moon. I think
I'll stay on Earth for a little while longer."
**[04:17] Sign**
Thank you, everyone on the moon.
**[04:17] Sign**
I think I'll stay on Earth
**[04:17] Sign**
for a little while longer.
**[04:17] Sign**
But that doesn't mean
**[04:17] Sign**
I've forgotten about you.
**[04:21] Sign**
Thank you, everyone on the moon.
**[04:21] Sign**
I think I'll stay on Earth
**[04:21] Sign**
for a little while longer.
**[04:21] Sign**
But that doesn't mean
**[04:21] Sign**
I've forgotten about you.
**[04:21] Musubi**
"But that doesn't mean
I've forgotten about you."
**[04:23] Sign**
Thank you, everyone on the moon.
**[04:23] Sign**
I think I'll stay on Earth
**[04:23] Sign**
for a little while longer.
**[04:23] Sign**
But that doesn't mean
**[04:23] Sign**
I've forgotten about you.
**[04:24] Meisaku**
Mei, you're so kind.
**[04:24] Sign (Left)**
A Classic
**[04:24] Sign (Left)**
Tale A Day
**[04:24] Sign (Right)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[04:24] Sign (Right)**
Peach Boy
**[04:26] Musubi**
"I wrote that because
I know you'll like that stuff."
**[04:26] Sign**
I wrote that because
**[04:26] Sign**
I know you'll like that stuff.
**[04:28] Meisaku**
Don't actually *write* that!
**[04:28] Sign (Left)**
A Classic
**[04:28] Sign (Left)**
Tale A Day
**[04:28] Sign (Right)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[04:28] Sign (Right)**
Peach Boy
**[04:32] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E228 - Tsurukou's Travels (Fake)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U34MQ4/tsurukous-travels-fake)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Sign**
Episode 228
Tsurukou's Travels (Fake)
**[00:06] Tsurukou**
Finally finished.
**[00:07] Meisaku**
Hm? Finished what?
**[00:09] Tsurukou**
Behold! *Tsurukou's Travels*!
**[00:09] Sign**
Tsurukou's Travels
**[00:12] Meisaku**
"Tsurukou's Travels"?
**[00:13] Sign**
Tsurukou's Travels
**[00:13] Tsurukou**
Every adventure I had while traveling
the world on a ship is recorded in here!
**[00:16] Sign**
Tsurukou's Travels
**[00:18] Meisaku**
Wow, traveling the world on a ship, huh?
**[00:21] Meisaku**
Wait, the *world*?! You went
on such an epic adventure?!
**[00:24] Tsurukou**
I didn't.
**[00:25] Meisaku**
You didn't?
**[00:26] Tsurukou**
I played in the neighborhood.
**[00:27] Meisaku**
Oh, in the neighborhood, huh?
**[00:29] Meisaku**
So that book's a big lie.
It's not a travel book at all.
**[00:32] Tsurukou**
It's fine that it's a big lie.
**[00:35] Tsurukou**
Don't you know the classic
tale of *Gulliver's Travels*?
**[00:36] Sign**
Gulliver's Travels
**[00:36] Sign**
Gulliver's Travels
**[00:37] Meisaku**
Hm? Of course I do.
**[00:39] Sign**
Gulliver's
Travels
**[00:39] Meisaku**
The protagonist, Gulliver,
writes about his travels
**[00:41] Meisaku**
to the lands of giants
and little people, right?
**[00:43] Tsurukou**
Close, but not quite.
**[00:45] Tsurukou**
More precisely,
**[00:46] Tsurukou**
the protagonist, Gulliver,
writes about his travels
**[00:46] Sign**
Gulliver's
Travels
**[00:48] Tsurukou**
to the lands of giants
and little people...
**[00:50] Tsurukou**
as if he was a real person.
**[00:50] Sign**
As if
**[00:50] Sign**
As if
**[00:52] Meisaku**
Yeah, true. *Gulliver's
Travels* is a fictional story.
**[00:57] Tsurukou**
When I learned about this trick,
here's what I thought:
**[01:00] Tsurukou**
"So anything goes, huh?"
**[01:01] Meisaku**
Well, I wouldn't say *anything*...
**[01:03] Tsurukou**
So I'll now read aloud from
this fake travel book I wrote
**[01:05] Tsurukou**
without setting foot outside my house.
**[01:07] Tsurukou**
Please listen!
**[01:08] Meisaku**
Uh, make it nice and short then, okay?
**[01:11] Sign**
fad(1,1000)\an7\bord0\shad0\fscx92\blur0.4\fs12\c&H060907&\pos(120,33.334)}One day in February
I sailed out in search of adventure.
You don't need a reason to be on an
adventure.
All you need to know is that it is
out there, waiting for you.*
**[01:11] Sign**
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**[01:12] Tsurukou**
* One day in February, I sailed*
* out in search of adventure.*
**[01:15] Tsurukou**
* You don't need a reason*
* to be on an adventure.*
**[01:17] Tsurukou**
* All you need to know is that*
* it is out there, waiting for you.*
**[01:20] Meisaku**
Pretentious coming from someone
who didn't even leave the house.
**[01:23] Tsurukou**
*As per usual, I give my crew a pep talk.*
**[01:24] Sign**
As per usual, I give
my crew a pep talk
**[01:27] Tsurukou**
Okay, lads! Put your backs into it!
**[01:30] Swe/Bol/Nok**
Aye aye, sir!
**[01:31] Meisaku**
Oh, Bolt and the others are in it, too.
**[01:33] Tsurukou**
Roll call time, lads!
**[01:35] Nokio**
My name's Nokio. I'm this ship's cook.
**[01:38] Nokio**
My specialty's seasoned rice,
and my favorite food's seasoned rice!
**[01:42] Meisaku**
You suck as a cook.
**[01:43] Bolt**
My name's Bolt. I'm in
charge of powering this ship.
**[01:46] Bolt**
Which means I swim behind
the boat and push it!
**[01:49] Meisaku**
Sounds like hard work.
**[01:50] Sweets**
My name's Sweets. I'm a stowaway on this ship!
**[01:54] Meisaku**
Then he's not part of the crew.
**[01:55] Nokio**
My name's Nokio.
**[01:57] Nokio**
And now for roll call round two!
**[01:59] Meisaku**
One round's enough.
**[02:01] Tsurukou**
Listen up, lads! Our first
destination is the Land of Giants.
**[02:03] Sign**
The Land of Giants
**[02:03] Sign**
The Land of Giants
**[02:05] Meisaku**
Oh, that shows up in *Gulliver's Travels*, too.
**[02:07] Sweets**
Is everything giant in the Land of Giants?
**[02:10] Tsurukou**
That's right!
**[02:10] Tsurukou**
They sell 2kg apple pies,
**[02:10] Sign**
Apple Pies That Weigh 2kg
**[02:10] Sign**
Apple Pies That Weigh 2kg
**[02:12] Tsurukou**
and blocks of meat so huge,
a whole family can't finish 'em.
**[02:12] Sign**
Blocks of Meat a Family Can't Finish
**[02:12] Sign**
Blocks of Meat a Family Can't Finish
**[02:15] Meisaku**
Sounds more like a wholesale store.
**[02:16] Tsurukou**
Blocks of meat, here we come!
**[02:19] Swe/Bol/Nok**
Aye aye, sir!
**[02:21] Sign**
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**[02:21] Sign**
One day in February
We finally made landfall
in the Land of Giants.
**[02:22] Tsurukou**
* One day in February, we finally*
* made landfall in the Land of Giants.*
**[02:26] Nokio**
So this is the Land of Giants, huh?
**[02:29] Sweets**
Hey, look. There's a giant...
**[02:31] Sweets**
pygmy marmoset!
**[02:31] Sign**
Pygmy Marmoset
**[02:31] Sign**
Pygmy Marmoset
**[02:33] Meisaku**
A pygmy marmoset? What's that?
**[02:36] Bolt**
It's well over 30cm.
**[02:37] Bolt**
Even the wild animals are
huge in the Land of Giants.
**[02:40] Meisaku**
But I don't know how big regular ones are.
**[02:42] Nokio**
Look, there's a Barbados
threadsnake that's about 40cm!
**[02:44] Sign**
Barbados Threadsnake
**[02:44] Sign**
Barbados Threadsnake
**[02:45] Bolt**
That tropical screech owl over
there is roughly 50cm tall!
**[02:47] Sign**
Tropical Screech Owl
**[02:47] Sign**
Tropical Screech Owl
**[02:48] Meisaku**
But what are their *regular* sizes?!
**[02:51] Sweets**
It's so amazing, Captain!
**[02:52] Tsurukou**
Regardless of their sizes,
there are a lot of rare animals here.
**[02:55] Meisaku**
I'm more curious about that, too.
**[02:57] Musubi**
I'm from this island,
so they're not rare to me.
**[03:00] Musubi**
But we do have a different
ecosystem from other islands.
**[03:03] Tsurukou**
Is that so, Mr. Guide?
**[03:04] Meisaku**
So ginormous! Why aren't you all surprised?!
**[03:08] Sign**
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**[03:08] Sign**
One day in February
We arrived in Lilliput,
where everything was tiny.
**[03:09] Tsurukou**
* One day in February, we arrived in*
* Lilliput, where everything was tiny.*
**[03:14] Meisaku**
The same thing happened
in *Gulliver's Travels*.
**[03:15] Sign (Red)**
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**[03:15] Sign (Red)**
m 0 0 l 100 25 100 110 0 100
**[03:15] Sign (Red)**
Charcoal BBQ
**[03:15] Sign (Yellow)**
Ushigama-ya
**[03:16] Bolt**
Everything in this country is small.
**[03:18] Nokio**
But how small are they, Captain?
**[03:20] Sign**
Humans
**[03:20] Sign**
Humans
**[03:20] Tsurukou**
The people here are
about a tenth of our size.
**[03:23] Tsurukou**
The cars are about a fifth.
**[03:23] Sign**
Cars
**[03:23] Sign**
Cars
**[03:24] Tsurukou**
Most of the buildings are
a quarter of the size, but...
**[03:24] Sign**
Buildings
**[03:24] Sign**
Buildings
**[03:26] Tsurukou**
the BBQ restaurants are nearer two-thirds.
**[03:26] Sign**
BBQ Restaurants
**[03:26] Sign**
BBQ Restaurants
**[03:26] Sign (Red)**
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**[03:26] Sign (Red)**
m 0 0 l 100 25 100 110 0 100
**[03:26] Sign (Red)**
Charcoal BBQ
**[03:26] Sign (Yellow)**
Ushigama-ya
**[03:28] Sign (Red)**
m 0 0 l 100 12 100 100 0 100
**[03:28] Sign (Red)**
m 0 0 l 100 25 100 110 0 100
**[03:28] Sign (Red)**
Charcoal BBQ
**[03:28] Sign (Yellow)**
Ushigama-ya
**[03:28] Meisaku**
The balance of the sizes is all off.
**[03:30] Sign**
Hoodies
**[03:30] Sign**
Hoodies
**[03:30] Tsurukou**
Oh, and the hoodies are about
one ninth the size of ours,
**[03:33] Tsurukou**
so hoodies look even
bigger on people here!
**[03:33] Sign (Red)**
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**[03:33] Sign (Red)**
m 0 0 l 100 25 100 110 0 100
**[03:33] Sign (Red)**
Charcoal BBQ
**[03:33] Sign (Yellow)**
Ushigama-ya
**[03:36] Sweets**
Wearing oversized hoodies
is totally in, huh?
**[03:38] Meisaku**
Like I care.
**[03:40] Sign**
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**[03:40] Sign**
One day in February
Would you believe it?
We arrived at the Flying Island.
**[03:41] Tsurukou**
* One day in February, would you believe*
* it? We arrived at the Flying Island.*
**[03:46] Meisaku**
A flying island shows up
in *Gulliver's Travels*, too.
**[03:49] Nokio**
Here we are on the Flying Island!
**[03:52] Sweets**
You mean the island itself is flying?
**[03:54] Tsurukou**
Exactly!
**[03:55] Tsurukou**
It floats about 25cm above the surface.
**[03:57] Meisaku**
I wouldn't call that "flying"!
**[04:00] Sign**
Tsurukou's Travels
**[04:01] Tsurukou**
So what did you think of *Tsurukou's Travels*?
**[04:04] Meisaku**
Well, it was interesting,
**[04:05] Meisaku**
but maybe you should write about *facts*
if you want to call it a travel book?
**[04:09] Tsurukou**
Huh?
**[04:10] Tsurukou**
But if I have to write about
stuff that *actually* happened,
**[04:12] Tsurukou**
all I have is that time I went to that kingdom
at the bottom of the sea to dig up treasure.
**[04:16] Meisaku**
I want to read that!
**[04:19] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E229 - The Ultimate Magic Spell: Soovooooveneer
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX4QWW/the-ultimate-magic-spell-soovooooveneer)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Sign**
Episode 229
The Ultimate Magic Spell: Soovooooveneer
**[00:06] Meisaku**
We made it to the Demon King's
castle in the Isekai Kingdom.
**[00:08] Tsurukou**
Finally. The final boss battle.
**[00:10] Meisaku**
You ready, guys?
**[00:11] Musubi**
I've saved up some recovery items for this.
**[00:14] Nokio**
I conserved my MP.
**[00:16] Sweets**
I learned a new spell
when I leveled up earlier.
**[00:19] Bolt**
That's reassuring to hear as
we go into the final battle.
**[00:22] Nokio**
Yeah, Sweets. After all, your magic...
**[00:25] Nokio**
hasn't helped us *once*!
**[00:26] Musubi**
Wait, you're a *mage*?!
**[00:28] Tsurukou**
But you've never even used
magic before, have you?
**[00:30] Sweets**
Well, I *do* know magic, but the spells
are difficult to say, so I can't use them.
**[00:34] Nokio**
"Difficult to say"? What the hell?
**[00:36] Musubi**
Use 'em properly!
**[00:37] Meisaku**
So what spells did you learn?
**[00:40] Sweets**
These ones.
**[00:40] Sign (Top)**
Magic
**[00:40] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soove
**[00:40] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Woove
**[00:40] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovebenia
**[00:40] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Sooveneer
**[00:40] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovoobenia
**[00:40] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovoooovenia
**[00:40] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovooooveneer
**[00:40] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovoooovooveneer
**[00:40] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Heel
**[00:41] Nokio**
Let's see here... "Soo-voo-voo-veneer"?
**[00:45] Bolt**
Isn't it "oo-voooo-veneer"?
**[00:47] Musubi**
Hm? It's "oo-voo-oo-voo," right?
**[00:49] Tsurukou**
Well, there's a total of three "oo"s and two "v"s,
with the last "v" being part of "veneer,"
**[00:49] Sign**
Soovooooveneer
**[00:53] Tsurukou**
so it's "oo-voo-oo-veneer."
**[00:53] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:53] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:54] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:54] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:55] Musubi**
Oh, you're right. I see now.
**[00:57] Meisaku**
It really *is* difficult to say.
**[00:59] Nokio**
What does this spell do?
**[00:59] Sign (Top)**
Magic
**[00:59] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soove
**[00:59] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Woove
**[00:59] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovebenia
**[00:59] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Sooveneer
**[00:59] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovoobenia
**[00:59] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovoooovenia
**[00:59] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovooooveneer
**[00:59] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovoooovooveneer
**[00:59] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Heel
**[01:00] Sweets**
Um, its effects are random.
**[01:00] Sign (Top)**
Magic
**[01:00] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovooooveneer
**[01:00] Sign (3 Lines)**
Effects are random
**[01:00] Sign (3 Lines)**
It is the ultimate spell that may cause
**[01:00] Sign (3 Lines)**
something good or something bad to happen
**[01:02] Sweets**
It's the ultimate spell that may cause
something good or something bad to happen.
**[01:07] Tsurukou**
Sounds like a real trump card.
**[01:09] Meisaku**
Maybe you should try to remember
that one. It *is* the ultimate spell.
**[01:12] Sweets**
Okay! I'll do lines to memorize it!
**[01:14] Nokio**
This is kinda like spelling drills, huh?
**[01:17] Tsurukou**
I don't think this is what
"Learn Spell" means in RPGs.
**[01:20] Sweets**
I learned it! Now I can use it anytime.
**[01:23] Bolt**
You sure?
**[01:24] Sweets**
Just watch!
**[01:25] Sweets**
"Soovooooveneer"!
**[01:27] Meisaku**
Wait! Don't use it now!
**[01:27] Sign**
Sweets used Soovooooveneer
**[01:29] Sweets**
Whoops.
**[01:30] Sign**
Attack and the chance
of precipitation
increased by 20%!
**[01:30] Bolt**
"Attack and the chance of
precipitation increased by 20%"?
**[01:33] Meisaku**
"The chance of precipitation"?
**[01:35] Sweets**
You never know what the effect's gonna be.
**[01:37] Nokio**
Isn't there anything better?
**[01:38] Sweets**
There's a healing spell. It's this one.
**[01:38] Sign (Top)**
Magic
**[01:38] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soove
**[01:38] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Woove
**[01:38] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovebenia
**[01:38] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Sooveneer
**[01:38] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovoobenia
**[01:38] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovoooovenia
**[01:38] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovooooveneer
**[01:38] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovoooovooveneer
**[01:38] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Heel
**[01:40] Musubi**
Isn't it the same as the last one?
**[01:42] Sign (Bottom)**
Soovooooveneer
**[01:42] Sign (Top)**
Soovoooovenia
**[01:42] Meisaku**
Oh, one ends in "eer"
and the other ends in "ia."
**[01:43] Sign (Bottom)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:44] Sign (Bottom)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:45] Tsurukou**
That slight change in pronunciation
makes all the difference, huh? So confusing.
**[01:49] Bolt**
I'm injured, so please heal me.
**[01:51] Sweets**
Ready?
**[01:52] Sweets**
"Soovooooveneer"!
**[01:55] Sign**
Sweets used Soovooooveneer
**[01:55] Nokio**
Hey! You used the one ending "eer"!
**[01:57] Musubi**
That's the ultimate spell!
**[01:59] Sweets**
Oh, yikes.
**[02:00] Sign**
Nokio's Agility and today's
temperature decrease
significantly!
**[02:00] Nokio**
My Agility decreased significantly!
**[02:02] Bolt**
And so did today's temperature.
**[02:04] Musubi**
I'm cold.
**[02:05] Meisaku**
You really never know what's gonna happen.
**[02:07] Nokio**
Isn't there a spell that'll restore my Agility?
**[02:10] Sweets**
This spell is a status restore.
**[02:10] Sign (Top)**
Magic
**[02:10] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soove
**[02:10] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Woove
**[02:10] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovebenia
**[02:10] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Sooveneer
**[02:10] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovoobenia
**[02:10] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovoooovenia
**[02:10] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovooooveneer
**[02:10] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovoooovooveneer
**[02:10] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Heel
**[02:12] Tsurukou**
"Soo-voo-oo-voo-veneer."
**[02:12] Sign**
Soovoooovooveneer
**[02:14] Meisaku**
Man, I give up.
**[02:16] Sweets**
Ready?
**[02:17] Sweets**
"Soovooooveneer"!
**[02:20] Sign**
Sweets used Soovooooveneer
**[02:20] Tsurukou**
No! It's "oo-voo-oo-*voo*-veneer"!
**[02:22] Nokio**
You *know* that's the ultimate spell!
**[02:24] Sweets**
Oh no!
**[02:25] Sign**
A humidifier broke
down somewhere...
**[02:25] Meisaku**
A humidifier broke down somewhere!
**[02:27] Musubi**
That's totally useless to us!
**[02:29] Sweets**
Man, this is difficult.
**[02:31] Nokio**
Isn't there an easier spell?
**[02:32] Meisaku**
What about this one called "Heel"?
Should be easy enough to say.
**[02:32] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soove
**[02:32] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Woove
**[02:32] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovebenia
**[02:32] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Sooveneer
**[02:32] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovoobenia
**[02:32] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovoooovenia
**[02:32] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovooooveneer
**[02:32] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Soovoooovooveneer
**[02:32] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)**
Heel
**[02:32] Sign (Top)**
Magic
**[02:36] Sweets**
You're right.
**[02:36] Tsurukou**
And what does "Heel" do?
**[02:39] Sign (Bottom)**
Heel
**[02:39] Sign (Bottom)**
When you use it
**[02:39] Sign (Bottom)**
a throw gets thrown off
**[02:39] Sweets**
Uh, so when you use it, a throw
gets thrown off somewhere.
**[02:42] Bolt**
So it's a pun?!
**[02:43] Nokio**
That's so useless...
**[02:45] Meisaku**
Okay, enough!
**[02:46] Meisaku**
Let's go fight the Demon King!
**[02:49] Sign**
The Demon King appears!
**[02:49] Meisaku**
The battle begins!
**[02:51] Sign**
The Demon King attacks...
**[02:51] Meisaku**
The Demon King's attacking!
**[02:53] Sign**
But he can't move because he has a cold
**[02:53] Meisaku**
"He can't move because he has a cold."
**[02:55] Meisaku**
A cold?!
**[02:56] Tsurukou**
I didn't know Demon Kings could get sick.
**[02:58] Sign**
Due to a sudden downpour, a rapid drop
in temperature, and a broken humidifier,
**[02:58] Nokio**
"Due to a sudden downpour,
a rapid drop in temperature,
**[03:01] Nokio**
and a broken humidifier, the
Demon King caught a cold," it says.
**[03:02] Sign**
the Demon King
caught a cold
**[03:04] Musubi**
Those are all effects
of the ultimate spell!
**[03:07] Bolt**
It was surprisingly useful.
**[03:08] Sign**
The Demon King is...
**[03:09] Meisaku**
What's going on now?
**[03:10] Tsurukou**
He's gonna transform!
The final boss usually does.
**[03:14] Sign**
The Demon King transforms!
**[03:15] Meisaku**
All he did was throw a throw over himself!
**[03:17] Musubi**
But maybe now, he's recovered from his cold?
**[03:20] Sweets**
Peachy peach! Now's the time for my spell!
**[03:23] Tsurukou**
Don't do it!
**[03:24] Bolt**
You don't know what'll happen!
**[03:26] Sweets**
Heel!
**[03:26] Sign**
Sweets used Heel
**[03:27] Meisaku**
"Heel"?
**[03:30] Sign**
The Demon King is defeated
**[03:30] Sign**
The cold totally took
down the Demon King
**[03:30] Nokio**
"The cold totally took down the Demon King.
The Demon King is defeated," it says.
**[03:34] Meisaku**
Behold the power of magic...
**[03:36] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
# E230 - Farewell to Another World! The Final Boss Battle!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0ZWJQ/farewell-to-another-world-the-final-boss-battle)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:06] Sign**
Episode 230
Farewell to Another World! The Final Boss Battle!
**[00:06] Meisaku**
We're back!
**[00:07] Sweets**
We defeated the Demon King and
made it back to Dragon Palace Town!
**[00:10] Musubi**
Compared to the Isekai
Kingdom, this town's peaceful.
**[00:13] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:13] Sign**
Matsuda
**[00:14] Musubi**
Or maybe not!
**[00:16] Meisaku**
That was Mei!
**[00:17] Sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[00:17] Sign**
Matsuda
**[00:17] Mei**
Duh-duh-duh...
**[00:19] Meisaku**
Yikes! It's a...
**[00:21] Mei**
Dongra!
**[00:22] Meisaku**
A dragon, you mean.
**[00:23] Meisaku**
Wait, why's a dragon from
the Isekai Kingdom *here*?
**[00:27] Bolt**
It's the Demon King!
**[00:29] Nokio**
What are you doing here?
**[00:31] Mei**
Scary.
**[00:32] Musubi**
We broke your humidifier...
**[00:33] Tsurukou**
And threw off your throw...
**[00:35] Sweets**
And defeated you by giving you a cold!
**[00:37] Meisaku**
Looking back, for a Demon
King, you were kinda weak.
**[00:39] Mei**
Not scary.
**[00:40] Meisaku**
But how did you escape
from the Isekai Kingdom?!
**[00:43] Demon King**
Same way you did.
**[00:44] Demon King**
Through this thing right here!
**[00:47] Bolt**
That... That's...
**[00:48] Bolt**
The weird thing from Meisaku's house!
**[00:48] Sign**
The Weird Thing from Meisaku's House
**[00:48] Sign**
The Weird Thing from Meisaku's House
**[00:50] Sweets**
You're right! It's the weird
thing from Meisaku's house!
**[00:51] Sign**
The Weird Thing from Meisaku's House
**[00:51] Sign**
The Weird Thing from Meisaku's House
**[00:53] Nokio**
So you came here through the
weird thing from Meisaku's house?
**[00:56] Meisaku**
Could you *stop* calling it that?
**[00:58] Meisaku**
Anyway, Demon King, get out of Dragon
Palace Town! You don't belong here!
**[01:03] Demon King**
I'll have you know, I'm not from that place
known as the Isekai Kingdom, either.
**[01:07] Demon King**
I have the power to
teleport to different worlds.
**[01:12] Meisaku**
What?!
**[01:13] Demon King**
In fact, I'm the one who made this thing. This...
**[01:16] Sign**
The Weird Thing from Meisaku's House
**[01:16] Sign**
The Weird Thing from Meisaku's House
**[01:16] Demon King**
...weird thing from Meisaku's house.
**[01:20] Swe/Mus/Bol/Tsu**
What the heck?!
**[01:21] Meisaku**
Stop calling it that already.
**[01:23] Demon King**
Don't get all full of yourself just
because you saved one world.
**[01:26] Demon King**
There are so many more worlds out there.
**[01:29] Demon King**
I'm outta here!
**[01:30] Tsurukou**
Paisen, what do we do?
**[01:32] Meisaku**
We go after him!
**[01:34] Mei**
Bye!
**[01:37] Meisaku**
This is... the puzzle game world from before.
**[01:40] Tsurukou**
The one with the strange doctor.
**[01:41] Musubi**
And Sweets is out for the count again.
**[01:44] Sweets**
Help...
**[01:45] Meisaku**
Oh, so he is.
**[01:46] Demon King**
All right. To kick things off,
I shall conquer this world.
**[01:49] Meisaku**
Stop! We won't let you,
no matter what world we're in!
**[01:52] Demon King**
Oh? You want to fight me?
**[01:55] Demon King**
Then, let's battle according
to the rules of this world.
**[01:58] Meisaku**
I'm not gonna lose!
**[01:59] Demon King**
All righty, I'll start!
**[02:01] Demon King**
Um... What am I meant to do?
**[02:04] Nokio**
Hm? What's he doing?
**[02:06] Bolt**
He sucks.
**[02:07] Demon King**
Is there some trick to this game?
**[02:08] Tsurukou**
If you look at the doctor on the right,
you'll see what's coming up next.
**[02:12] Demon King**
What? How do you do that?
**[02:13] Demon King**
If your eyes are on the doctor, you can't
see what's happening in the middle.
**[02:17] Nokio**
Use your peripheral vision.
**[02:18] Bolt**
Ah! Don't put a yellow on a green!
You never played a puzzle game before?
**[02:22] Musubi**
Cough drops are useless,
so push 'em to one side!
**[02:24] Tsurukou**
You suck bad!
**[02:25] Demong King**
Ugh, this is hard.
**[02:27] Meisaku**
Man, they're harsh!
**[02:29] Demon King**
Rats! Well, fine. I don't
need this world, anyway!
**[02:32] Nokio**
Ah! He ran away!
**[02:33] Meisaku**
Right. Let's go after him.
**[02:36] Sign (Top Left)**
Demon King
**[02:36] Meisaku**
What's next?
**[02:38] Bolt**
This is the fitness game world.
**[02:40] Demon King**
You think you can beat me in a workout?
**[02:43] Instruc-Dog**
What training would you like to do?
**[02:43] Sign**
Yoga
**[02:43] Sign**
Squats
**[02:43] Sign**
Sit-ups
**[02:43] Sign**
Full Marathon
**[02:45] Bolt**
There's squats, sit-ups,
full marathon, or yoga.
**[02:48] Demon King**
Okay, a yoga battle it is.
**[02:48] Sign**
Yoga
**[02:48] Sign**
Yoga
**[02:48] Sign**
Yoga
**[02:48] Sign**
Yoga
**[02:48] Sign**
Yoga
**[02:49] Meisaku**
He chose the easy one.
**[02:51] Instruc-Dog**
Start!
**[02:52] Sign (Bottom Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[02:52] Sign (Bottom Left)**
Yoga
**[02:52] Sign (Top Left)**
Demon King
**[02:55] Bolt**
Nice stretch...
**[02:59] Bolt**
Yoga's so good...
**[03:03] Meisaku**
He's struggling with the yoga.
**[03:03] Sign (Bottom Left)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[03:03] Sign (Bottom Left)**
Yoga
**[03:06] Demon King**
Tap out.
**[03:06] Meisaku**
He gave up!
**[03:07] Demon King**
N-Next one, next one!
**[03:09] Musubi**
He ran away!
**[03:11] Bolt**
Victory.
**[03:12] Meisaku**
The yoga's done.
**[03:15] Nokio**
This is the NokShoot world.
**[03:17] Meisaku**
There it is, NokShoot.
**[03:19] Demon King**
I'm gonna beat you up!
**[03:21] Tsurukou**
This time, he might actually manage it.
**[03:22] Demon King**
Look at how big I am.
There's no *way* you can win.
**[03:26] Demon King**
Ouch, ouch, ow, ow, that hurts...
**[03:29] Sweets**
Way to go, Nokio!
**[03:30] Nokio**
Being big in a shooting game
makes you an easier target.
**[03:33] Meisaku**
That's true.
**[03:34] Demon King**
Have you no soul, shooting at me like that?
**[03:36] Nokio**
Demon Kings don't get to say that!
**[03:38] Sign (Top Left)**
Musubi
**[03:39] Musubi**
This is the management sim world.
**[03:41] Musubi**
Welcome to Musubi Farm.
**[03:43] Meisaku**
Your farm's still huge.
**[03:44] Demon King**
I'll make a fortune with my farming
and buy up all the farms in this world.
**[03:49] Musubi**
I won't let you!
**[03:50] Demon King**
Behold. This is my farm.
**[03:50] Sign (Top Left)**
Demon King
**[03:50] Sign**
Seeds
**[03:50] Sign**
Seeds
**[03:50] Sign**
Shop
**[03:50] Sign**
Shop
**[03:50] Sign**
Charge
**[03:50] Sign**
Charge
**[03:53] Meisaku**
So pathetic!
**[03:55] Nokio**
There's only a chicken skewer planted.
**[03:57] Sign (Left Top)**
Purchase this farm?
**[03:57] Sign (Left Bottom)**
200,000 yen
**[03:57] Sign (Left Bottom)**
200,000 yen
**[03:57] Sign (Right)**
Demon King Farm
**[03:57] Musubi**
I'm gonna buy it.
**[03:58] Sign (Right)**
Demon King Farm
**[03:58] Sign (Left Top)**
Purchased!
**[03:58] Sign (Left Bottom)**
200,000 yen
**[03:58] Sign (Left Bottom)**
200,000 yen
**[03:58] Demon King**
Huh? This game sucks.
**[04:00] Musubi**
He's lashing out!
**[04:03] Tsurukou**
This is the tower defense game world.
**[04:06] Meisaku**
Tower defense?
**[04:07] Tsurukou**
It's those games where you place
structures to defend your territory.
**[04:10] Tsurukou**
You have to think about the cost
of the structures you put down,
**[04:14] Tsurukou**
plus how you're gonna make money.
**[04:16] Sweets**
That sounds difficult.
**[04:17] Musubi**
Tower defense games make
you use your brain, huh?
**[04:20] Demon King**
Too hard.
**[04:21] Meisaku**
He's not getting the rules, either.
**[04:23] Demon King**
I'm done with this.
**[04:24] Tsurukou**
Aw, c'mon, let me play!
**[04:27] Sign (Right)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[04:27] Sign (Right)**
Peach Boy
**[04:27] Sign (Top Right)**
March 4th
**[04:27] Sign (Left)**
A Classic
**[04:27] Sign (Left)**
Tale A Day
**[04:27] Sign (Left Top)**
Demon King
**[04:27] Sign (Top Middle)**
Love
**[04:27] Sign (Top Middle)**
Love
**[04:28] Meisaku**
Hm? Is this my house?
**[04:30] Meisaku**
Are we back in Dragon Palace Town?
**[04:32] Bolt**
No, this is the dating sim game world.
**[04:35] Mei**
"Dating"?
**[04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)**
Mei: "
**[04:35] Sign (Light Pink)**
Meisaku's Room
**[04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)**
Mei: "Da
**[04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)**
Mei: "Dat
**[04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)**
Mei: "Datin
**[04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)**
Mei: "Dating
**[04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)**
Mei: "Dating?
**[04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)**
Mei: "Dating?"
**[04:36] Meisaku**
Oh, Mei. You're too
young to be dating.
**[04:38] Demon King**
Let's see which of us can
win the heart of this baby.
**[04:42] Meisaku**
Don't try to be popular
with the babies!
**[04:44] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)**
Watch me lord it over a restaurant worker!
**[04:44] Sign (Left)**
A Classic
**[04:44] Sign (Left)**
Tale A Day
**[04:44] Sign (Right)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[04:44] Sign (Right)**
Peach Boy
**[04:44] Sign (Red)**
Where will you take her?
**[04:44] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)**
Let's go to the park!
**[04:44] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)**
Let's go relax at the zoo!
**[04:45] Demon King**
This one! "Watch me lord it
over a restaurant worker"!
**[04:46] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)**
Watch me lord it over a restaurant worker!
**[04:46] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)**
Watch me lord it over a restaurant worker!
**[04:46] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)**
Watch me lord it over a restaurant worker!
**[04:46] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)**
Watch me lord it over a restaurant worker!
**[04:46] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)**
Watch me lord it over a restaurant worker!
**[04:48] Sign (Dark Pink)**
Mei: "
**[04:48] Mei**
Boo.
**[04:48] Sign (Left)**
A Classic
**[04:48] Sign (Left)**
Tale A Day
**[04:48] Sign (Light Pink)**
Meisaku's Room
**[04:48] Sign (Right)**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[04:48] Sign (Right)**
Peach Boy
**[04:48] Sign (Dark Pink)**
Mei: "B
**[04:48] Sign (Dark Pink)**
Mei: "Bo
**[04:48] Sign (Dark Pink)**
Mei: "Boo
**[04:49] Sign (Dark Pink)**
Mei: "Boo"
**[04:49] Nokio**
You went with totally the wrong choice.
**[04:51] Demon King**
Women's hearts are complicated...
**[04:53] Meisaku**
You ruined it for yourself!
**[04:55] Meisaku**
Demon King! You have nowhere left to run!
**[04:57] Meisaku**
Give it up!
**[04:59] Demon King**
Yeah...
**[05:00] Demon King**
You're right.
**[05:01] Meisaku**
What? You're giving up?
**[05:02] Demon King**
It seems I'm satisfied after fighting you.
**[05:06] Meisaku**
Satisfied?
**[05:07] Demon King**
I am the product of the
frustrations of beginner gamers.
**[05:12] Demon King**
Kind of like a glitch.
**[05:13] Tsurukou**
So that's why you were trying to
destroy the game worlds, huh?
**[05:16] Demon King**
That's right.
**[05:17] Demon King**
But as we fought, I started
thinking games weren't all that bad.
**[05:22] Demon King**
I learned the joy of playing a game
with others even if you suck at it.
**[05:26] Demon King**
So farewell!
**[05:28] Demon King**
I never got to win,
**[05:30] Demon King**
but I had lots of fun...
**[05:32] Musubi**
And he's gone.
**[05:33] Sweets**
But now, our world is saved, right?
**[05:36] Meisaku**
Yeah!
**[05:37] Meisaku**
Wait, the dragon's still here!
**[05:39] Nokio**
Wh-What do we do? A dragon in this
world is gonna cause mass panic!
**[05:43] Bolt**
Some creatures we have in this world are:
**[05:45] Bolt**
Humongous whales.
**[05:46] Bolt**
Aliens.
**[05:47] Bolt**
Kappas.
**[05:47] Bolt**
And moving jizo statues!
**[05:49] Tsurukou**
Now that you mention it...
**[05:51] Musubi**
Maybe it'd be fine to have
dragons here in this world.
**[05:53] Meisaku**
What a weird world this is!
**[05:56] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun