Season 1

E194 - That Time Meisaku and the Gang Got Isekai'd

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] King
    Welcome, heroes!
[00:09] Summoner
    Your Majesty, we should
    wait for them to wake up.
[00:11] King
    Hm, very well.
[00:13] Meisaku
    Ungh...
[00:15] Meisaku
    Huh? Wait, where are we?!
[00:17] Bolt
    What is this place?
[00:18] Nokio
    Weren't we just at Meisaku's house?
[00:20] King
    Welcome, heroes!
[00:23] Sign
    Episode 194
    That Time Meisaku and the Gang Got Isekai'd
[00:23] Musubi
    Heroes?
[00:24] Sweets
    What do you mean?
[00:25] Meisaku
    W-Wait, is this...
[00:27] ---
    ...that isekai reincarnation thing
    that's super popular right now?
[00:28] Sign
    Isekai
    Reincarnation
[00:28] Sign
    Isekai
    Reincarnation
[00:30] Musubi
    Isekai reincarnation?
[00:32] Meisaku
    Isekai is a genre where a character dies in
    their world and is reincarnated in another.
[00:32] Sign
    Isekai
    Reincarnation
[00:32] Sign
    Isekai
    Reincarnation
[00:37] ---
    Nowadays, reincarnation into an
     RPG-style world is all the rage.
[00:40] Bolt
    Reincarnated into another
     world after death, huh?
[00:43] Bolt
    Wait, after death?
[00:44] Nokio
    What was the cause of death?
    Stiff neck? A vitamin deficiency?!
[00:47] Meisaku
    Those things won't kill you.
[00:48] Summoner
    You're not dead.
[00:49] ---
    I brought you to this world
    using my summoning magic.
[00:53] Meisaku
    That's a relief.
[00:55] ---
    But why'd you summon us?
[00:57] King
    Because we want you to defeat the
    Dark Lord who's trying to destroy this world!
[01:01] Sweets
    That's such a cliché!
[01:03] King
    In the Isekai Kingdom, there's an old legend
[01:05] ---
    that states fabled heroes
    will defeat the Dark Lord.
[01:09] Nokio
    I see. And we're the chosen ones, huh?
[01:12] King
    You might be.
[01:13] Meisaku
    We might be?
[01:14] Summoner
    When I summon candidates to be heroes,
[01:16] ---
    the system randomly selects people
    from some world and sends them to us.
[01:20] Meisaku
    Oh, so we're still candidates, huh?
[01:22] King
    People get sent here at random, regardless
    of whether they have the skills to be a hero.
[01:25] ---
    Kinda like gacha blind
     boxes in mobile games.
[01:27] Musubi
    Gacha?
[01:28] Meisaku
    So there are other candidates besides us?
[01:31] King
    We have a few.
[01:32] ---
    But there are limits. Gacha blind
     boxes aren't free, you know.
[01:35] Summoner
    Your Majesty, I will now announce
     the rarity stats for this round.
[01:39] King
    Ooh, I'm nervous.
[01:40] Bolt
    What the heck?
[01:40] Summoner
    Meisaku Matsuda!
    Class: Schoolboy! 3 stars! Rare!
[01:40] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Meisaku Matsuda
[01:40] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Meisaku Matsuda
[01:41] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Meisaku Matsuda
[01:41] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Meisaku Matsuda
[01:42] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Schoolboy
[01:42] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Schoolboy
[01:42] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Schoolboy
[01:42] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Schoolboy
[01:42] Sign
    Rare
[01:42] Sign
    Rare
[01:43] Sign
    Rare
[01:43] Sign
    Rare
[01:43] Meisaku
    Is 3 stars good?
[01:45] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Musubi Donguribayashi
[01:45] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Musubi Donguribayashi
[01:45] Summoner
    Musubi Donguribayashi!
    Class: Food! 3 stars! Rare!
[01:45] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Musubi Donguribayashi
[01:45] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Musubi Donguribayashi
[01:46] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Food
[01:46] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Food
[01:46] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Food
[01:46] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Food
[01:47] Sign
    Rare
[01:47] Sign
    Rare
[01:47] Sign
    Rare
[01:47] Sign
    Rare
[01:48] Musubi
    I'm food?
[01:49] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Nokio Windows
[01:49] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Nokio Windows
[01:49] Nokio
    Nokio Windows!
    Class: Self-Proclaimed Robot! 3 stars! Rare!
[01:49] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Nokio Windows
[01:49] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Nokio Windows
[01:50] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Self-Proclaimed Robot
[01:50] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Self-Proclaimed Robot
[01:50] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Self-Proclaimed Robot
[01:50] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Self-Proclaimed Robot
[01:51] Sign
    Rare
[01:51] Sign
    Rare
[01:51] Sign
    Rare
[01:51] Sign
    Rare
[01:52] Nokio
    I am a robot.
[01:53] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Bolt F
[01:53] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Bolt F
[01:53] Summoner
    Bolt F!
    Class: Mannen! 3 stars! Rare!
[01:53] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Bolt F
[01:53] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Bolt F
[01:54] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Mannen
[01:54] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Mannen
[01:54] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Mannen
[01:54] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Mannen
[01:55] Sign
    Rare
[01:55] Sign
    Rare
[01:55] Sign
    Rare
[01:55] Sign
    Rare
[01:56] Bolt
    What class is "mannen"?
[01:57] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Sweets Oshirikawa
[01:57] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Sweets Oshirikawa
[01:57] Summoner
    Sweets Oshirikawa!
[01:57] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Sweets Oshirikawa
[01:57] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Sweets Oshirikawa
[01:58] ---
    Believe it or not...
[02:00] ---
    1 star! Normal!
[02:00] Sign
    Normal
[02:01] Sign
    Normal
[02:02] Sweets
    Yay! 1 star!
[02:04] Meisaku
    I think that's below the rest of us.
[02:06] Nokio
    So how do we rate overall?
[02:08] King
    It was a total bomb!
[02:09] Musubi
    I knew it.
[02:10] King
    A salty gacha roll with no
    4-star SR, let alone a 5-star SSR.
[02:14] ---
    You're useless, so can you just leave?
[02:16] Meisaku
    Don't be so cold all of a sudden!
[02:19] Bolt
    And so, we embarked on our
    adventure to defeat the Dark Lord!
[02:23] Meisaku
    Well, there's nothing else
    for us to do in this world.
[02:25] Musubi
    What do we do now?
[02:27] Meisaku
    Usually, you leave town to fight monsters,
     raise your level, and earn money.
[02:32] Sweets
    Wow, that sounds hard.
[02:34] Meisaku
    When you're strong enough,
    you go into dungeons and fight bosses.
[02:37] Musubi
    Wow, that sounds hard.
[02:39] Meisaku
    Then, you move onto the next town
    and face the next enemy and whatever.
[02:43] Nokio
    Wow, that sounds hard.
[02:45] Bolt
    But you know, if you ask me...
[02:48] Sw/Mus/Nok/Bol
    It sounds fun!
[02:50] Meisaku
    I knew you'd say that! You're all grinning!
[02:53] Nokio
    Maybe we'll learn some magic.
    Like, "Emmental!"
[02:55] Sign
    Emmental
[02:55] Sign
    Emmental
[02:56] Meisaku
    Is that the name of a spell?
[02:58] Musubi
    "Saint-Nectaire!"
[02:58] Sign
    Saint-Nectaire
[02:58] Sign
    Saint-Nectaire
[02:59] Meisaku
    Sounds cool, but...
[03:00] Bolt
    "Valençay!"
[03:00] Sign
    Valençay
[03:00] Sign
    Valençay
[03:02] Sign
    Gorgonzola
[03:02] Sign
    Gorgonzola
[03:02] Sweets
    "Gorgonzola!"
[03:03] Meisaku
    Those are all types of cheese!
[03:05] Sweets
    Oh, it's a slime-type monster!
[03:07] Nokio
    All right, let's beat it up!
[03:09] Sign (Bottom)
    A Slime appears!
[03:09] Sign (Top)
    Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt
[03:10] Sweets
    For now, we'll all just attack!
[03:10] ---
    Meisaku
[03:10] Sign (Bottom)
    Attack
[03:10] Sign (Bottom)
    Item
[03:10] Sign (Bottom)
    Spells
[03:10] Sign (Bottom)
    Flee
[03:10] ---
    Sweets
[03:10] ---
    Nokio
[03:11] ---
    Bolt
[03:11] ---
    Musubi
[03:11] Sign
    Meisaku attacks!
[03:12] Sign
    Deals 0 points of damage
[03:13] Sign
    Sweets attacks!
[03:13] Sign
    Deals 0 points of damage
[03:15] Sign
    Nokio attacks!
[03:15] Sign
    Deals 0 points of damage
[03:16] Sign
    Bolt attacks!
[03:17] Sign
    Deals 2 points of damage
[03:18] Meisaku
    It's not working at all!
[03:20] Musubi
    My turn!
[03:21] Sign
    Musubi attacks!
[03:22] Sign
    It's pointless
[03:22] Musubi
    There is a point!
[03:24] Sign
    Slime attacks!
    Slime casts Gorgonzola
[03:24] Musubi
    Wait, Gorgonzola is a spell?!
[03:26] Sign (Top)
    Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt
[03:26] Sign
    Deals 5621 damage to all party members! Meisaku's party
     is wiped out!
[03:30] Sister
    Noble Meisaku.
[03:32] Sister
    How pathetic of you to die.
[03:33] Meisaku
    Don't call someone who just died "pathetic"!
[03:35] Nokio
    I'm done! Let's go home to Dragon Palace Town.
[03:38] Sweets
    But how do we get home?
[03:40] Musubi
    In these kinds of stories, you return to your
    own world after defeating the Dark Lord.
[03:43] Meisaku
    We have no choice, then.
[03:44] Meisaku
    We must defeat the Dark Lord!
[03:46] ---
    This year, our theme's isekai reincarnation!
[03:50] Meisaku
    Let's go on an adventure!
[03:53] Bolt
    But first, we need to save.
[03:55] Nokio
    You sure are the cautious type.
[03:57] Sister
    Your story has been recorded on an
     adventure log. Do you wish to continue?
[03:57] Sign
    Recorded on an adventure log.
[03:57] Sign
    Do you wish to continue?
[04:00] ---
    Or do you wish to stop so you can
    eat and take a bath or something?
[04:00] Sign
    Or do you wish to stop so you can eat
[04:00] Sign
    and take a bath or something?
[04:03] Meisaku
    We have that option?
[04:04] Nokio
    I'd like to stop so I can eat and
    take a bath or something, please!
[04:07] Sister
    O Lord, please grant these
    heroes a moment of rest.
[04:14] Meisaku
    And we're back, just like that?
[04:16] Musubi
    Can we ever go back to that world?
[04:18] Meisaku
    Nah, it's impossible...
[04:20] Meisaku
    Or maybe not!
[04:21] Bolt
    We can go to the other
    world whenever we want.
[04:24] Sweets
    But I never want to go back there!
[04:26] Nokio
    Let's do something here, at Meisaku's place.
[04:28] Meisaku
    Sure, what do you want to do?
[04:29] ---
    I have coloring books, a bamboo-copter...
[04:32] Nok/Mus/Swe/Bol
    Let's go back to the other world!
[04:34] Meisaku
    But why?!
[04:36] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E195 - Mei of the Red Hair

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Meisaku
    Oh man, we have a huge problem!
[00:09] Nokio
    What is it? You're so loud.
[00:09] Sign
    Episode 195
    Mei of the Red Hair
[00:11] Meisaku
    S-S-S-So, you see...
[00:13] Musubi
    From the way he's freaking out...
[00:14] Sweets
    ...it's probably about Mei-chan.
[00:15] Meisaku
    There's a troublemaker at Mei's preschool!
[00:18] Swe/Mus/Nok
    Called it.
[00:19] Meisaku
    Listen to me, will ya?
[00:21] ---
    A rumor's going around that
    there's a bully at her preschool!
[00:24] Musubi
    That's definitely a problem.
[00:26] Meisaku
    And they say this bully...
[00:27] Meisaku
    ...has supernatural powers!
[00:27] Sign
    Able to use supernatural powers
[00:27] Sign
    Able to use supernatural powers
[00:30] Swe/Mus/Nok
    Supernatural powers?
[00:31] Sweets
    Don't you think...
[00:32] Nokio
    ...it might be Mei?
[00:34] Meisaku
    Mei-chan's a sweet girl who wouldn't hurt a fly!
[00:36] Sweets
    Maybe so, but supernatural powers?
[00:40] Meisaku
    Oh, and the bully's a boy with red hair.
[00:41] Sign
    A boy with red hair
[00:41] Sign
    A boy with red hair
[00:43] Musubi
    A boy with red hair?
[00:44] ---
    Then maybe it really isn't Mei.
[00:46] Sweets
    She's not a boy or a redhead.
[00:48] Nokio
    Who told you all this?
[00:50] Meisaku
    I eavesdropped on the other
    kids' parents at the preschool.
[00:54] ---
    That's how.
[00:55] Nokio
    Don't sound so proud of yourself!
[00:57] Musubi
    Eavesdropping's bad.
[00:58] Meisaku
    Anyway, I gotta find out who this bully is.
[01:00] ---
    And if Mei's being bullied,
[01:02] ---
    I'm gonna catch him and freakin' beat
[01:05] ---
    the snot outta huugghhhh...
[01:07] Sweets
    You're kinda scaring me!
[01:09] Meisaku
    You guys! We're going to the preschool!
[01:13] Meisaku
    Of course, we'll observe
    from out here like usual.
[01:16] Musubi
    This is snooping!
[01:17] Nokio
    You sure do like sneaking around.
[01:19] Meisaku
    Keep an eye out for a red-haired bully.
[01:21] Nokio
    But a lot of the kids have red hair.
[01:23] Sweets
    What else do we know about this bully?
[01:25] Meisaku
    Well, they have supernatural powers.
[01:28] Musubi
    You can't tell that by looking.
[01:30] Sign
    Psychic
[01:30] Sign
    Psychic
[01:30] Sweets
    Hey, that kid's got "Psychic"
     written on his T-shirt.
[01:31] Sign
    Psychic
[01:31] Sign
    Psychic
[01:31] Sign
    Psychic
[01:31] Sign
    Psychic
[01:31] Sign
    Psychic
[01:31] Sign
    Psychic
[01:32] Meisaku
    It must be him!
[01:34] Sweets
    But wait! That girl's wearing a
     T-shirt with a bent spoon on it!
[01:37] Meisaku
    It's her!
[01:39] Nokio
    Calm down.
[01:40] Musubi
    By the way, where's Mei?
[01:42] Meisaku
    Mei's the cutest cutie over there.
[01:44] Shun
    Mei, you dyed your hair red, too!
[01:46] Mei
    Makeover!
[01:48] Swe/Mus/Nok
    Her hair is red!
[01:49] Meisaku
    I read Mei the masterpiece of children's
     literature, Anne of Green Gables,
[01:49] Sign
    Anne of
    Green Gables
[01:52] ---
    and she wanted a
    makeover to look like Anne.
[01:55] ---
    Adorable, right?
[01:56] Sweets
    Case closed.
[01:57] Musubi
    Let's go home.
[01:59] Meisaku
    Wait a minute! Mei's not a boy.
[02:01] Nokio
    Someone must've thought she was.
[02:02] Musubi
    Anne was mistaken for a boy in the story, too.
[02:06] Meisaku
    But there was more to the rumor
    I overheard at the preschool!
[02:09] Sign
    Who is the bully?
[02:09] Sign
    Who is the bully?
[02:09] Meisaku
    Take a look at this picture.
[02:11] Meisaku
    It looks like a quiz.
[02:12] Nokio
    Apparently, the bully's wearing a yellow hat.
[02:13] Sign
    Wears a yellow hat
[02:13] Sign
    Wears a yellow hat
[02:16] Nokio
    That means No.1 and No.3 can't be the bully.
[02:19] Mei
    Hat!
[02:20] Musubi
    Mei's wearing one, too.
[02:21] Meisaku
    But her hat's orange, right?
[02:23] Nokio
    It's definitely yellow.
[02:25] Sweets
    Any other leads?
[02:26] Meisaku
    The bully's not wearing red socks.
[02:26] Sign
    Who is the bully?
[02:26] Sign
    Who is the bully?
[02:27] Sign
    Not wearing red socks
[02:27] Sign
    Not wearing red socks
[02:29] Nokio
    Not wearing, huh? Confusing.
[02:31] Musubi
    That means No.2 and No.4 can't be the bully.
[02:34] Mei
    Pink!
[02:35] Meisaku
    Mei's tights are kind of reddish.
[02:38] Nokio
    Mei clearly just said they're pink!
[02:39] Musubi
    So the only ones left are No.5 and Mei...
[02:39] Sign
    Who is the bully?
[02:39] Sign
    Who is the bully?
[02:43] Sweets
    No more leads?
[02:44] Meisaku
    There are!
[02:44] ---
    The bully supposedly hates building blocks.
[02:44] Sign
    Who is the bully?
[02:44] Sign
    Who is the bully?
[02:45] Sign
    Hates
[02:45] Sign
    Hates
[02:46] Sign
    building blocks
[02:46] Sign
    building blocks
[02:47] Sweets
    Both No.5 and Mei have blocks.
[02:49] Musubi
    Why's No.5 licking his block?
[02:51] Nokio
    But that doesn't make sense.
    There's no one left!
[02:51] Sign
    Who is the bully?
[02:51] Sign
    Who is the bully?
[02:54] Musubi
    I know what's going on here.
[02:56] Meisaku
    Really?
[02:57] Musubi
    The answer is...
[02:57] Sign
    Who is the bully?
[02:57] Sign
    Who is the bully?
[02:58] Musubi
    "There is no bully!"
[02:58] Sign
    Answer: There is no bully
[02:58] Sign
    Answer: There is no bully
[03:00] Sweets
    Huh? What do you mean?
[03:01] Musubi
    It was all made up. Just snippets
     of gossip from the parents.
[03:04] ---
    There isn't a bully at the preschool.
[03:09] Musubi
    See? They're all having fun
    with the building blocks.
[03:12] Meisaku
    I'm relieved to find out Mei isn't the bully.
[03:15] ---
    Thanks, everyone!
[03:16] Sweets
    I still don't get what's going on,
    but I'm glad it worked out!
[03:18] Meisaku
    Though, there is another
    rumor that bothers me...
[03:21] Musubi
    Really?
[03:22] Sweets
    What's this one about?
[03:24] Meisaku
    I heard that...
[03:25] ---
    ...a creep's been snooping
     around the preschool!
[03:29] Nokio
    That would be...
[03:30] Swe/Mus/Nok
    You!
[03:32] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E196 - Dr. Hanao

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Tsurukou
    Heyo!
[00:07] ---
    By the way...
[00:09] ---
    I'm pissed!
[00:10] Sign
    Episode 196
    Dr. Hanao
[00:10] Meisaku
    Don't just barge into my house
    and get mad. What's up?
[00:13] Tsurukou
    I heard you all went to another world!
[00:16] Sweets
    Sounds like he wants to go, too.
[00:17] Meisaku
    What? You really shouldn't.
[00:20] ---
    Even the small fry are
    so strong, it's a turn-off.
[00:20] Sign (Top)
    Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt
[00:20] Sign
    Slime attacks!
    Slime casts Gorgonzola
[00:21] Sign (Top)
    Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt
[00:21] Sign
    Deals 5621 damage to all party members! Meisaku's party
     is wiped out!
[00:22] Tsurukou
    I'm actually really good at RPGs.
[00:24] Bolt
    Maybe there's a strategy we can use to beat it.
[00:27] Meisaku
    Hm, in that case, shall we go?
[00:29] Tsurukou
    Hell yeah!
[00:32] Meisaku
    Huh? This doesn't look like where we saved.
[00:35] Bolt
    Sure doesn't.
[00:36] Tsurukou
    Is this the other world?
[00:38] Sweets
    It didn't look like this last time.
[00:41] Meisaku
    Excuse me. Are we in the Isekai Kingdom?
[00:44] Doctor
    Isekai Kingdom? Never heard of it.
[00:47] Meisaku
    What?! Oh no!
[00:49] ---
    We're in the wrong world!
[00:50] Tsurukou
    What're we gonna do? I'm only good at RPGs!
[00:53] Bolt
    No one here but this
    old geezer? Looks boring!
[00:55] Doctor
    You morons do realize...
[00:56] Doctor
    ...yer pal's dyin' over there, yeah?
[00:58] Sweets
    Help...
[00:59] Meisaku
    Sweets! What's wrong?!
[01:01] Doctor
    Well, y'see...
[01:01] Sign
    People-with-Topknots-Get-Drained Virus
[01:01] Sign
    People-with-Topknots-Get-Drained Virus
[01:01] ---
    The people-with-topknots-get-drained
    virus has spread around this world.
[01:05] Meisaku
    What the heck is that?
[01:07] Bolt
    I've never heard of it.
[01:08] Doctor
    Ya haven't? It says so right there.
[01:09] Sign
    This is a world
[01:09] Sign
    where people with topknots get a fever
[01:09] Sign
    This is a world
[01:09] Sign
    where people with topknots get a fever
[01:11] Doctor
    Look atta the sign-a, mamma mia!
[01:12] ---
    It's right-a in front of your face-a!
[01:14] Meisaku
    Your speech has changed.
[01:16] Doctor
    Well, anyway, 'cause of this virus,
[01:16] Sign
    This is a world
[01:16] Sign
    where people with topknots get a fever
[01:19] ---
    a state of emergency's been
    declared for people with topknots.
[01:21] Doctor
    Look around. There's no one else here.
[01:23] Bolt
    You're the only one without a topknot?
[01:25] Tsurukou
    Can't you just cut off a topknot?
[01:27] Meisaku
    We need Sweets to get better.
    Can you help him?
[01:31] Doctor
    Leave it to Dr. Hanao!
[01:34] Tsurukou
    So, like, can't you just cut the hair off?
[01:37] Doctor
    Okay, so this is what's goin'
    on in the boy's stomach.
[01:41] Meisaku
    Those are some seriously
     virus-looking viruses.
[01:43] Doctor
    I'll throw pills into his mouth to
    destroy these viruses at a mad pace.
[01:48] Tsurukou
    At a mad pace.
[01:48] Doctor
    But the pill has to hit the
    virus directly or it won't work.
[01:51] Bolt
    Not a very effective treatment, is it?
[01:53] Doctor
    Shake him so the pill hits
     the virus, ya got that?
[01:57] Meisaku
    Is that really possible?
[01:58] Doctor
    Y'all ready? Here we go!
[02:00] Tsurukou
    Pill incoming!
[02:01] Meisaku
    Okay, let's put it on this virus over here.
[02:03] Doctor
    Moron!
[02:04] ---
    Ya put a red pill on a yellow virus, dummy!
[02:07] ---
    Ya gotta put it on the same color!
[02:09] Bolt
    Can I just hit this old fart?
[02:11] Doctor
    Ready for another? There!
[02:13] Tsurukou
    It has a yellow and a blue!
[02:14] Meisaku
    Then, let's put the yellow
    pill on the yellow virus.
[02:17] Doctor
    Now yer gettin' it.
[02:19] ---
    Line up three of the same color to clear 'em.
[02:21] Meisaku
    Gotcha. Throw me another yellow pill, please.
[02:24] Doctor
    Will I give you a yellow? Here we go!
[02:27] Tsurukou
    A red and a blue!
[02:28] Meisaku
    I said a yellow!
[02:30] ---
    I'll just drop this one in the corner.
[02:33] Doctor
    What's coming next?
[02:35] Bolt
    You know what's coming!
[02:37] Doctor
    There!
[02:38] Tsurukou
    Something weird's dropping down!
[02:39] Doctor
    It's a cough drop.
[02:40] Meisaku
    A cough drop? Does it help?
[02:42] Doctor
    For a scratchy throat, I guess.
[02:44] Meisaku
    But not for the virus, huh?
[02:46] Doctor
    All right, the difficulty level's goin' up!
[02:48] Meisaku
    It's getting faster!
[02:50] Doctor
    It's a higher level, y'know?
[02:51] Bolt
    You chose to do that!
[02:52] Doctor
    Okay! A pill! A cough drop! A pill!
[02:55] Tsurukou
    Don't throw cough drops!
[02:56] Doctor
    Parsley! Parsley! Parsley!
[02:58] Tsurukou
    Don't add parsley!
[02:59] Doctor
    Okay, fine.
[03:01] ---
    Ready for some pills? Here!
[03:04] Meisaku
    That's too many!
[03:06] Mei/Bol/Tsu
    Oh no! It's game over!
[03:11] Sweets
    I'm better somehow.
[03:12] Meisaku
    But how?
[03:13] Doctor
    Mixed in the stomach,
    the pills do work eventually.
[03:15] Tsurukou
    So what was the game for?
[03:17] Doctor
    You morons do realize...
[03:19] Doctor
    ...yer pal's dyin' over there?
[03:20] Bolt
    Help...
[03:22] Meisaku
    Again?!
[03:23] Doctor
    Well, y'see...
[03:23] Doctor
    This world also has a
    tortoises-get-really-drained virus.
[03:23] Sign
    Tortoises-Get-Really-Drained Virus
[03:23] Sign
    Tortoises-Get-Really-Drained Virus
[03:27] Meisaku
    Throw in the pills!
[03:29] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E197 - A Whale Will Inhale

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Meisaku
    I can't believe this is happening.
[00:08] Meisaku
    I'm so hungry. I want to go home!
[00:11] Nokio
    Meisaku...
[00:12] Meisaku
    Nokio...
[00:13] Nokio
    Happiness runs away from a sad face.
[00:15] ---
    Don't blame yourself too much.
[00:16] Meisaku
    No, this is all your fault! You said:
[00:19] ---
    "A whale's been spotted in a nearby pond,
    so let's get as close to it as we can."
[00:24] Nokio
    Well, you can't not go see a whale up close.
[00:24] Sign
    Episode 197
    A Whale Will Inhale
[00:26] Meisaku
    Argh, we're gonna starve
    to death inside this whale!
[00:29] Nokio
    No, we won't.
[00:31] ---
    We have a gas cooktop,
    a pressure cooker, a charcoal grill,
[00:32] Sign
    Gas Cooktop
[00:32] Sign
    Gas Cooktop
[00:32] Sign
    Pressure Cooker
[00:32] Sign
    Pressure Cooker
[00:33] Sign
    Charcoal Grill
[00:33] Sign
    Charcoal Grill
[00:34] Sign
    Empty Large Fridge
[00:34] Sign
    Empty Large Fridge
[00:34] ---
    an empty large fridge, and a
    set of tableware on this boat.
[00:35] Sign
    Tableware
[00:35] Sign
    Tableware
[00:37] Meisaku
    But what we don't have is food.
[00:38] Nokio
    We'll simply catch our food.
[00:40] Nokio
    In Pinocchio, my favorite classic tale,
[00:40] Sign
    Pinocchio
[00:42] ---
    old Geppetto survives by catching
    fish the whale has swallowed.
[00:45] Meisaku
    But there's no food floating around...
[00:47] Sweets
    Hey!
[00:49] Meisaku
    Sweets?!
[00:50] Nokio
    Sweets is plip-plopping bobbing along!
[00:53] Sweets
    Peachy peach.
[00:54] Sweets
    I got as close to the whale
    as I could, and it ate me!
[00:57] Meisaku
    Here's another idiot.
[00:59] Nokio
    But Sweets isn't food.
[01:00] Meisaku
    Right. If we can't find food...
[01:03] Musubi
    Wah!
[01:04] Meisaku
    Musubi?!
[01:05] Nokio
    Musubi came tumbling down!
[01:07] Meisaku
    But why from up there?
[01:08] Musubi
    I accidentally fell into
    the whale's blowhole.
[01:11] Sweets
    From that hole?!
[01:12] Meisaku
    That's actually its nostril,
    so it's not connected to the stomach.
[01:15] Nokio
    I guess you could call Musubi "food."
[01:17] Sweets
    The whole crew's showing up, huh?
[01:20] Meisaku
    Which means the next to turn up is...
[01:23] Meisaku
    I knew he was coming!
[01:26] Bolt
    Are you all okay?!
[01:27] Meisaku
    Bolt, you came to save us?
[01:29] Bolt
    Yes, as soon as I saw the whale swallow you,
[01:31] Bolt
    I jumped in with no plan whatsoever.
[01:33] Meisaku
    You haven't got a plan?!
[01:34] Nokio
    You're useless.
[01:35] Bolt
    Wait. I hear something.
[01:37] Meisaku
    The sound of water!
[01:38] Bolt
    The whale must have started its mealtime!
[01:41] Meisaku
    Okay, we can catch the food the whale eats!
[01:43] Musubi
    It's floating this way!
[01:44] Nokio
    That looks like...
[01:45] Nokio
    Galbi short ribs?!
[01:45] Sign
    Galbi
[01:45] Sign
    Galbi
[01:46] Meisaku
    "Galbi"? As in Korean BBQ?
[01:48] ---
    This whale eats galbi?
[01:50] Nokio
    Next is loin!
[01:50] Sign
    Loin
[01:50] Sign
    Loin
[01:51] Meisaku
    Loin? Meat again?
[01:54] Bolt
    Outside skirt!
[01:54] Sign
    Outside Skirt
[01:54] Sign
    Outside Skirt
[01:54] Meisaku
    A less greasy cut!
[01:56] Musubi
    Tongue!
[01:56] Sign
    Tongue
[01:56] Sign
    Tongue
[01:56] Meisaku
    That's more of a starter!
[01:59] Sweets
    Premium galbi!
[01:59] Sign
    Premium Galbi
[01:59] Sign
    Premium Galbi
[01:59] Meisaku
    An expensive cut!
[02:02] Meisaku
    Even though it's a whale, it only eats meat.
[02:04] ---
    This is like a BBQ restaurant.
[02:06] Nokio
    Wait, there are non-meat dishes, too.
[02:07] Meisaku
    Huh?
[02:08] Nokio
    Salty cabbage!
[02:08] Sign
    Salty Cabbage
[02:08] Sign
    Salty Cabbage
[02:09] Bolt
    Kimchi!
[02:09] Sign
    Kimchi
[02:09] Sign
    Kimchi
[02:10] Musubi
    Namul!
[02:10] Sign
    Namul
[02:10] Sign
    Namul
[02:11] Sweets
    Choregi Korean salad!
[02:11] Sign
    Choregi Korean Salad
[02:11] Sign
    Choregi Korean Salad
[02:12] Meisaku
    Like a real Korean BBQ restaurant!
[02:13] Nokio
    Now I want something for our final course.
[02:16] ---
    Hey, Mr. Whale, can we get
     some final course dishes?
[02:18] Meisaku
    Whales don't eat those.
[02:20] Musubi
    Ah! Final course dishes incoming!
[02:22] Meisaku
    Oh, so they do eat them.
[02:23] Nokio
    Cold noodles!
[02:23] Sign
    Cold Noodles
[02:23] Sign
    Cold Noodles
[02:24] Bolt
    Mixed rice in a stone pot!
[02:24] Sign
    Mixed Rice in a Stone Pot
[02:24] Sign
    Mixed Rice in a Stone Pot
[02:25] Musubi
    Ice cream!
[02:25] Sign
    Ice Cream
[02:25] Sign
    Ice Cream
[02:26] Sweets
    Rice with broth!
[02:26] Sign
    Rice with Broth
[02:26] Sign
    Rice with Broth
[02:27] Nokio
    Kimchi fried rice!
[02:27] Sign
    Kimchi Fried Rice
[02:27] Sign
    Kimchi Fried Rice
[02:29] Bolt
    Light soy sauce ramen!
[02:29] Sign
    Light Soy Sauce Ramen
[02:29] Sign
    Light Soy Sauce Ramen
[02:30] Meisaku
    Too many final course dishes!
[02:31] ---
    How many final dishes does a whale eat?
[02:33] Sweets
    Is it okay to eat this much?
[02:35] Musubi
    Ah! Look at that!
[02:37] ---
    That looks like...
[02:38] ---
    Indigestion tablets!
[02:38] Sign
    Indigestion Tablets
[02:38] Sign
    Indigestion Tablets
[02:39] Meisaku
    I knew it was too much food.
[02:41] Nokio
    And that last one is... What is that?
[02:43] Sweets
    Chewing gum.
[02:43] Bolt
    The kind you get in a BBQ restaurant.
[02:45] Meisaku
    A whale shouldn't be
    going to a BBQ restaurant!
[02:50] Nokio
    Ah, what a satisfying meal!
[02:52] Musubi
    I'm so full.
[02:54] Meisaku
    There was no fish after all.
[02:56] Bolt
    Life inside a whale isn't all bad.
[02:59] Meisaku
    Oh, come on, we gotta get
    out of here and go home.
[03:02] Dad
    Meisaku!
[03:03] Mei
    Big Brother!
[03:05] Meisaku
    It's Dad and Mei!
[03:06] Sweets
    They've come to rescue us!
[03:07] Mei
    I came to pick you up.
[03:09] Musubi
    Now that Mei-chan's here, we're saved!
[03:10] Meisaku
    We can go home!
[03:12] Dad
    Uh, well, talking of home...
[03:15] Meisaku
    Huh? What's wrong?
[03:16] Dad
    It got swallowed earlier.
[03:18] Meisaku
    A whale should only eat fish!
[03:22] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E198 - The Rolling Rice Ball

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Musubi
    I am...
[00:07] Musubi
    ...extremely angry!
[00:09] Sign
    Episode 198
    The Rolling Rice Ball
[00:09] Meisaku
    What's wrong?
[00:10] Musubi
    There's this song that's
     totally unacceptable.
[00:12] Sweets
    What song is it?
[00:13] Musubi
    A nursery rhyme called "The Rolling Acorn."
[00:14] Sign
    The Rolling Acorn
[00:14] Sign
    The Rolling Acorn
[00:15] Musubi
    I mean, what are those lyrics?
[00:16] Tsurukou
    How does that one go again?
[00:19] Musubi
    I don't even want to sing it.
[00:20] ---
    Meisaku-kun, please sing it for me.
[00:22] Meisaku
    Who, me?
[00:24] Musubi
    I'll shout, "There!" when it gets
     to the unacceptable part.
[00:26] Meisaku
    Uh, guess I'm singing it, then.
[00:28] Sign
    "The Rolling Acorn"
    Written by Aoki Nagayoshi Composed by Yanada Tadashi
[00:32] Meisaku
    An acorn rolled down
[00:34] Musubi
    There!
[00:34] Meisaku
    Already?!
[00:36] Musubi
    When you say "rolled down"...
[00:38] Musubi
    That's a rice ball thing, don'tcha know!
[00:39] Tsurukou
    "Don'tcha know"?
[00:40] Musubi
    Anything shaped like an acorn wouldn't roll.
[00:43] Meisaku
    I think it would, wouldn't it?
[00:44] Sweets
    Yup.
[00:45] Musubi
    The most rollable shape is
     a triangle. Like a rice ball!
[00:48] Tsurukou
    Round's better.
[00:49] Musubi
    Anyhow, that song's unacceptable.
[00:51] ---
    I've gathered you all here today to show
    you the rolling-ability of a rice ball.
[00:55] Meisaku
    The rolling-ability, huh?
[00:57] Musubi
    Time me as I roll, okay?
[00:59] Musubi
    Ready?
[01:01] Tsurukou
    And he's gone.
[01:02] Sweets
    By the way, how does
    the rest of that song go?
[01:05] Meisaku
    An acorn rolls into a pond and gets immersed
    in the water, then a loach plays with him.
[01:05] Sign
    The
    Rolling
    Acorn
[01:10] Sweets
    Immersed in a pond?
[01:11] Tsurukou
    If that happened to Musubi-paisen,
    it'd be a total disaster.
[01:14] Sweets
    He'd come apart in the water.
[01:16] Meisaku
    That's true.
[01:18] Tsurukou
    That's not a good sound, right?!
[01:20] Meisaku
    Let's go find him!
[01:23] Sign
    No Swimming
[01:24] Musubi
    I'm immersed in a pond
    and now I'm in trouble.
[01:26] ---
    My body's starting to fall apart!
[01:29] Loach
    Hello there!
SIGN    No Swimming
[01:30] Musubi
    Wh-Who might you be?
[01:31] Loach
    I'm a loach.
[01:33] Musubi
    Great timing! Could you nudge me to the shore?
[01:36] Loach
    Little boy!
[01:37] Musubi
    Little boy?
[01:38] Loach
    Let's play together!
[01:40] Musubi
    Were you listening?
[01:41] Loach
    If you play a game with me,
    I'll take you to the shore.
[01:44] ---
    All right, what do you wanna play?
[01:46] Musubi
    You really want to play right now?
[01:48] Loach
    Choose from the following:
[01:49] Loach
    "Hide-and-seek."
[01:49] Sign
    Hide-and-Seek
[01:49] Sign
    Hide-and-Seek
[01:50] Sign
    Hide-and-Seek
[01:50] Sign
    Hide-and-Seek
[01:50] Musubi
    I can't move right now.
[01:52] Loach
    "Water play."
[01:52] Sign
    Water Play
[01:52] Sign
    Water Play
[01:53] Musubi
    You mean what we're already doing?
[01:53] Sign
    Water Play
[01:53] Sign
    Water Play
[01:55] Loach
    "Find the loach that's hiding."
[01:55] Sign
    Find the
    Loach That's
    Hiding
[01:55] Sign
    Find the
    Loach That's
    Hiding
[01:56] Sign
    Find the
    Loach That's
    Hiding
[01:56] Sign
    Find the
    Loach That's
    Hiding
[01:56] Musubi
    That's hide-and-seek!
[01:58] Sign
    Sword Play with Spiked Bats
[01:58] Sign
    Sword Play with Spiked Bats
[01:58] Loach
    "Sword play with spiked bats."
[01:59] Sign
    Sword Play with Spiked Bats
[01:59] Sign
    Sword Play with Spiked Bats
[01:59] Musubi
    I've never heard of that,
    and I don't want to play it.
[02:02] Loach
    Oh, come on now.
[02:03] ---
    You complain too much.
[02:04] Musubi
    Can't you suggest something
     a little more doable?
[02:07] Loach
    How about...
[02:08] Loach
    ...a staring contest?
[02:09] Musubi
    I can do that!
[02:10] Loach
    Best of 100!
[02:10] Sign
    Staring Contest: Best of 100
[02:10] Sign
    Staring Contest: Best of 100
[02:12] Musubi
    That's way too many rounds!
[02:14] Loach
    The longer the game, the better it is, right?
[02:14] Sign
    Staring Contest: Best of 100
[02:14] Sign
    Staring Contest: Best of 100
[02:17] Musubi
    Why do you want to play so much?
[02:19] Loach
    I get lonely.
[02:21] ---
    I'm the only one in this pond.
[02:24] Musubi
    Oh, are you?
[02:25] Musubi
    Okay, I'll play with you!
[02:27] Loach
    Thank you! But I have one favor to ask.
[02:30] Musubi
    Yes?
[02:31] Loach
    I have an early start tomorrow,
    so please be mindful of that.
[02:35] Musubi
    Huh? We're not playing that long!
[02:40] Meisaku
    Musubi!
[02:41] Musubi
    Hey, I'm over here!
[02:44] Meisaku
    A loach?
[02:45] Musubi
    I'm right here!
[02:47] Meisaku
    You're tiny!
[02:48] Tsurukou
    What's happening here?
[02:49] Musubi
    I'll explain it all...
[02:51] Musubi
    ...in song!
[02:52] Meisaku
    Why in song?
[02:54] Sign
    "The Rolling Rice Ball"
    Lyrics: Musubi
[02:58] Sign
    A rice ball rolled down
[02:59] Sign
    (Translation: Rolling down a gentle hill)
[03:01] Meisaku
    In English?!
[03:01] Sign
    Immersed in a game and now in trouble
[03:04] Tsurukou
    Immersed in a game, not a pond?
[03:06] Sign
    The loach got tired and bored
[03:08] Sweets
    You played that much, huh?
[03:09] Sign
    Little boy, it's about time you went home
[03:13] Meisaku
    The loach wants him to leave!
[03:15] Musubi
    Once we started playing,
    I got totally sucked in.
[03:18] Tsurukou
    So can we just agree that rice balls
    and acorns both roll really well?
[03:22] Musubi
    I'm no longer mad about
    that section of the song.
[03:25] Meisaku
    Oh, really?
[03:26] Musubi
    Only that section, though.
[03:27] Sweets
    You're still mad about other parts of it?
[03:29] Musubi
    I'll shout "There!" when you get to it,
     so start singing, Meisaku.
[03:32] Meisaku
    Again?
[03:33] Sign
    "The Rolling Acorn"
    Written by Aoki Nagayoshi Composed by Yanada Tadashi
[03:37] Sign
    An acorn rolled down
[03:39] Sign
    Plip-plopping
[03:40] Musubi
    There!
[03:41] Meisaku
    Already?!
[03:42] Musubi
    My issue with it is...
[03:44] Musubi
    What does "plip-plopping" even mean?!
[03:46] Meisaku
    Who cares?
[03:48] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E199 - Dasaku-Kun's Trash Picture Story Show

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign
    Once upon a time, there was a zombie who was a herbivore
[00:06] Dasaku
    Once upon a time, there was
    a zombie who was a herbivore.
[00:10] Dasaku
    Zombies can turn humans
    into zombies by biting them.
[00:10] Sign
    Zombies can turn humans into zombies by biting them
[00:12] Dasaku
    But since he was a herbivore,
    he didn't bite any humans.
[00:12] Sign
    But since he was a herbivore, he didn't bite any humans
[00:16] Dasaku
    The end.
[00:16] Sign
    The end
[00:17] Dasaku
    What did you think, everyone?
[00:19] Kid 1
    It was boring.
[00:20] Dasaku
    Wasn't it?
[00:21] Kid 2
    Like, I don't get it.
[00:23] Dasaku
    Yes, yes.
[00:23] Kid 1
    Boo! What kinda story do you call that?
[00:23] Kid 2
    Boring! Boo! It's too short.
[00:26] Dasaku
    Yes, exactly! So this story is...
[00:29] Dasaku
    Say it with me now!
[00:31] ---
    Absolute trash! Right?
[00:33] Dasaku
    Okay, this next one's called:
[00:34] ---
    "A Middle-Aged Man Who Slept Through
    Till Evening Because It Was His Day Off."
[00:34] Sign
    A Middle-Aged Man
[00:34] Sign
    Who Slept Through Till Evening Because It Was His Day Off
[00:37] ---
    Now this is the trashiest of trash.
[00:39] Kid 1
    Sounds dull. Let's go home.
[00:41] Dasaku
    Children, wait!
[00:44] ---
    Damn it! But why?
[00:45] ---
    It's such a boring story.
[00:48] ---
    Why don't they want to
    listen to the whole thing?
[00:51] Meisaku
    They don't want to because it's boring!
[00:51] Sign
    Episode 199
    Dasaku-Kun's Trash Picture Story Show
[00:53] Dasaku
    Oh. It's you, Meisaku Matsuda.
[00:55] Meisaku
    What were you doing just now?
[00:57] Dasaku
    Teaching kids the joy of reading trash.
    But for some reason, they're not interested.
[01:01] ---
    Not many kids show up, and
    those that do leave halfway.
[01:04] Meisaku
    No one wants to see them
    because they're garbage.
[01:06] Dasaku
    That's not true!
[01:07] ---
    There's total trash that gets read
     by everyone for some reason.
[01:10] ---
    I want to create garbage like that!
[01:12] Nokio
    I didn't think a dream could
    be so impossible to support.
[01:14] Musubi
    Well, he is creating trash, after all.
[01:16] Dasaku
    I'll research more and produce the
     trashiest trash that makes everyone go:
[01:19] ---
    "Wow, that was a total waste of time,"
     and they'll all feel a sense of emptiness!
[01:23] Meisaku
    That's a terrible goal.
[01:26] Bolt
    It's awful, Meisaku!
[01:28] Meisaku
    What's up?
[01:28] Musubi
    Dasaku-kun's picture story
    show is drawing a crowd!
[01:32] Bolt
    Take a look!
[01:33] Kids
    I'm so excited!
[01:34] Meisaku
    It's true!
[01:37] Dasaku
    Plenty of kids in the gallery today.
[01:39] Meisaku
    Dasaku-kun, you decided to write
     an enjoyable story in the end?
[01:42] Dasaku
    Nope, no fun to be had
     at this picture story show.
[01:44] Meisaku
    So wait, it isn't fun?
[01:45] Musubi
    Then, why are so many people here to see it?
[01:48] Dasaku
    Well, it's because...
[01:49] Dasaku
    ...it seems interesting!
[01:51] Meisaku
    It seems interesting?
[01:52] Dasaku
    It's not fun at all, but I made it look fun.
[01:55] Musubi
    What do you mean?
[01:56] Dasaku
    First, look at this!
[01:57] ---
    First rule of trash:
    Use a clickbait thumbnail!
[01:58] Sign
    Clickbait Thumbnail
[01:59] Bolt
    Clickbait... thumbnail?!
[02:01] Nokio
    That thing where a video is nothing
     like its thumbnail suggests?
[02:04] Musubi
    Ah, it's true! Look at the front
    cover of his picture story!
[02:05] Sign (Left)
    Best
    Episode
[02:05] Sign (Left)
    Best
    Episode
[02:05] Sign (Top)
    Surprise Gift Campaign
[02:05] Sign (Middle)
    to choose from?!
[02:05] Sign (Bottom)
    A masterpiece
[02:05] Sign (Bottom)
    A masterpiece
[02:05] Sign (Bottom)
    greater than Momotaro?!
[02:05] Sign (Bottom)
    greater than Momotaro?!
[02:07] Nokio
    It's got all kinds of exaggerations on it!
[02:08] Meisaku
    You wanted people to come see it that badly?
[02:11] Dasaku
    Okay, I'll allow you to stay and
    watch my trash picture story show.
[02:16] Bolt
    Even though I know it'll be bad,
    I can't fight the urge to see it!
[02:20] Nokio
    It's the kind of trash we can't not see...
    What on earth are we gonna do?
[02:24] Meisaku
    Why don't we just watch it?
[02:25] Bolt
    Good idea.
[02:26] Sign
    Once upon a time,
[02:26] Dasaku
    Once upon a time,
[02:28] Dasaku
    there lived an old man and an old woman.
[02:28] Sign
    there lived an old man and an old woman
[02:30] Musubi
    Fairly standard opening.
[02:31] Dasaku
    The old man went up the
    mountainside to cut grass.
[02:31] Sign
    The old man went up the mountainside to cut grass
[02:33] Nokio
    Huh? It suddenly went live-action!
[02:35] Dasaku
    It's another rule of trash I found out about...
[02:37] Dasaku
    "Who Wins? Live-Action Adaptation!"
[02:37] Sign
    Who Wins? Live-Action Adaptation
[02:39] Dasaku
    By adapting it into a
    live-action film no one asked for,
[02:42] ---
    it becomes trash despised by
     old fans and new fans alike.
[02:45] Bolt
    Yeah, that does happen.
[02:46] Dasaku
    The old man who was
    gathering wood suddenly...
[02:46] Sign
    The old man who was gathering wood suddenly
[02:49] Musubi
    Oh, back to drawings.
[02:50] Dasaku
    ...passed away.
[02:50] Sign
    passed away
[02:51] Meisaku
    Huh?
[02:52] Sign
    Then he reincarnated in another world for now
[02:52] Dasaku
    Then he reincarnated in
    another world for now.
[02:55] Nokio
    Why "for now"?
[02:56] Dasaku
    It's another rule of trash:
[02:58] ---
    "Jumping on the Bandwagon!"
[02:58] Sign
    Jumping on the Bandwagon
[03:00] Dasaku
    If you dabble in the in-thing,
     people will check it out.
[03:03] ---
    That's why, right now,
    you gotta isekai your characters.
[03:06] Nokio
    Don't isekai people for such
    underhanded reasons. You're the worst!
[03:09] Meisaku
    Did you forget we did that, too?
[03:11] Sign
    Then the old man streamed gameplay, his morning routine,
[03:11] Dasaku
    Then the old man streamed
    gameplay, his morning routine,
[03:11] Sign
    Gameplay
[03:11] Sign
    Morning Routine
[03:11] Sign
    Cover Song
[03:11] Sign
    Dance Cover
[03:14] Sign
    a cover song, and a dance cover
[03:14] Dasaku
    a cover song, and a dance cover.
[03:16] Musubi
    Jeez, he's all over the place!
[03:17] Bolt
    Don't pretend to be a creator
    if all you do is imitate!
[03:20] Dasaku
    Well, that's all I've got for you today.
[03:22] ---
    Next time, you'll get to see...
[03:24] ---
    ...an important announcement from the old man!
[03:24] Sign
    IMPORTANT
    ANNOUNCEMENT
[03:27] Nokio
    The kind that turns out not to be important?
[03:29] Musubi
    Or where he announces he's retiring,
    but he'll come back right away?
[03:32] Meisaku
    It's guaranteed to be trash!
[03:37] Kids
    Boo!
[03:39] Meisaku
    Everyone's super mad.
[03:41] Dasaku
    Uh-huh, yup, that's right.
[03:43] ---
    This title is...
[03:45] ---
    Say it with me now!
[03:46] All
    Absolute trash!
[03:47] Dasaku
    That's correct!
[03:48] ---
    If it sounds interesting but ends up
    sucking, it's the trashiest of trash!
[03:52] Bolt
    It's the worst.
[03:53] Dasaku
    Well then, that concludes
    this week's Meisaku-Kun.
[03:57] Meisaku
    Huh? Uh... that's the end?
[03:58] Dasaku
    That's right.
[03:59] Meisaku
    Y'know, your face looks kind of odd...
[04:01] Dasaku
    This is another rule of trash:
[04:03] Sign
    QUALITY
[04:03] Dasaku
    "QUALITY!"
[04:04] Dasaku
    In trash anime, the art's
     only good at the start.
[04:06] ---
    Later in the series, the art
    takes a nosedive, so watch out.
[04:09] Meisaku
    Meisaku-Kun isn't a trash anime, you know!
[04:13] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E200 - Special Deluxe Friendship

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign (Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:05] Sign (Left)
    School Zone
[00:05] Sign (Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:05] Sign (Right)
    Peaches from
    Shangri-La
[00:06] Meisaku
    Like I said, I can't come.
[00:07] Sign (Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:07] Sign (Left)
    School Zone
[00:07] ---
    Because I can't!
[00:09] Nokio
    What's up with him?
[00:09] Sign
    Episode 200
    Special Deluxe Friendship
[00:11] Tsurukou
    He's blowing the hell
    up on someone on the phone.
[00:12] Sign (Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:12] Sign (Left)
    School Zone
[00:12] Sign (Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:12] Sign (Right)
    Peaches from
    Shangri-La
[00:12] Meisaku
    I'm hanging up now!
[00:14] Sign (Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:14] Sign (Left)
    School Zone
[00:14] ---
    Gotta go! Bye!
[00:16] Bolt
    What was that about?
[00:17] Meisaku
    Well, Sweets is home alone, and he wanted
     me to come over because he's afraid.
[00:21] Sign (Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:21] Sign (Left)
    School Zone
[00:23] Tsurukou
    He sounds like a little kid.
[00:25] Meisaku
    But there's something I gotta go do.
[00:27] Nokio
    Something you gotta go do?
[00:29] Meisaku
    Mei drew a portrait of me at
    preschool and brought it home.
[00:29] Sign (Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:29] Sign (Left)
    School Zone
[00:32] Bolt
    And?
[00:33] Nokio
    So?
[00:34] Sign (Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:34] Sign (Left)
    School Zone
[00:34] Sign (Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:34] Sign (Right)
    Peaches from
    Shangri-La
[00:34] Meisaku
    I wanna see it as soon as possible.
[00:35] Sign (Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:35] Sign (Left)
    School Zone
[00:36] Bolt
    Oh, and that means you can't
    possibly spare time for Sweets, huh?
[00:39] Nokio
    You're one cold-hearted person.
[00:41] Tsurukou
    Never heard of friendship, Paisen?
[00:43] Meisaku
    Stop attacking me, jeez!
[00:44] ---
    Hey, you guys look free. Why don't
     you go visit Sweets in my place?
[00:48] Tsurukou
    Ugh, such a pain.
[00:49] Sign (Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:49] Sign (Left)
    School Zone
[00:49] Meisaku
    What happened to "friendship"?!
[00:51] Nokio
    What's in it for us?
[00:52] Meisaku
    For you?
[00:53] ---
    Well, Sweets did say he was
    ordering some special deluxe sushi.
[00:54] Sign (Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:54] Sign (Left)
    School Zone
[00:54] Sign (Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:54] Sign (Right)
    Peaches from
    Shangri-La
[00:54] Sign
    Ordering Special Deluxe Sushi
[00:54] Sign
    Ordering Special Deluxe Sushi
[00:58] Nok/Bol/Tsu
    Well, if you insist...
[01:00] Meisaku
    Look at your faces!
[01:04] Sweets
    Hello! Who is it?
[01:06] Nokio
    It's Nokio.
[01:07] Bolt
    And Bolt.
[01:08] Tsurukou
    Tsurukou, too!
[01:09] Sweets
    Huh? What are you all doing here?
[01:11] Bolt
    We heard about the special deluxe...
[01:12] ---
    I mean, we came to check on
    you 'cause you're home alone.
[01:15] Sweets
    Peachy peach! You're all so kind!
    It's a blessing to have such good friends.
[01:19] Nokio
    Isn't it just?
[01:19] Sweets
    All right, see ya!
[01:21] Nokio
    H-Hey! Invite us in!
[01:23] Sweets
    I can't do that!
[01:24] Tsurukou
    Huh?
[01:25] Sweets
    I'm wary of guests right now 'cause
    I just read this classic tale called:
[01:26] Sign
    The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats
[01:26] Sign
    The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats
[01:28] ---
    "The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats."
[01:30] Bolt
    What's that?
[01:31] Tsurukou
    I know that story.
[01:32] ---
    Seven little goats are
    house-sitting all by themselves,
[01:32] Sign
    The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats
[01:35] ---
    when a wolf shows up, pretends to
    be their mom, and eats 'em all up.
[01:39] Sweets
    That's why I'm not letting
    anyone in, other than Meisaku!
[01:43] Bolt
    What about us?!
[01:44] Sweets
    No way!
[01:45] ---
    You might be a wolf that
     looks exactly like Bolt!
[01:47] Tsurukou
    He's ultra-suspicious of everything!
[01:49] Bolt
    Shoulda known he was an idiot.
[01:50] Nokio
    What do we do now?
[01:52] Tsurukou
    Leave this to me.
[01:55] ---
    Sweets, it's me, Meisaku.
[01:58] Nokio
    Is that really gonna work?
[01:59] Sweets
    Hm, wait, that voice...
[02:02] Sweets
    Meisaku?
[02:02] Bolt
    Guess it worked.
[02:03] Meisaku
    I'm going to tell you all about a classic tale.
[02:06] Nokio
    Good one. He does that every chance he gets.
[02:09] Tsurukou
    "The Wolf and the Seven Little
    Goats" is a tale about a wolf.
[02:13] ---
    And it has seven little goats in it.
[02:15] Bolt
    Well, obviously.
[02:16] Nokio
    That was so bad, Sweets
    is sure to see through you.
[02:18] Sweers
    There's no doubt about it. That's Meisaku!
[02:20] Nokio
    He's so gullible.
[02:21] Turukou
    In the tale, the wolf also imitates
     the voice of the goats' mom.
[02:25] Bolt
    Which means he fell for the same trick.
[02:27] Nokio
    He learned nothing from the tale.
[02:29] Sweets
    However!
[02:30] ---
    I'm super suspicious right now!
[02:32] ---
    I'm not opening this door until
    I see Meisaku on the monitor!
[02:35] Tsurukou
    Such a pain!
[02:36] Sweets
    Feet! Show me Meisaku's feet!
[02:38] Bolt
    Why his feet?
[02:39] Tsurukou
    Probably because that's what the
    little goats ask to see in the tale.
[02:42] Nokio
    But that leads to the goats getting
     eaten. Why follow their example?
[02:46] Bolt
    I guess we can try showing him my feet.
[02:48] Sweets
    Peachy peach! Meisaku's
    feet don't look like that!
[02:50] Bolt
    He didn't fall for it.
[02:52] Sweets
    Meisaku wears pink platform sandals!
[02:55] Tsurukou
    Do you even know him?
[02:56] Nokio
    Time for our last resort!
[03:00] Nokio
    So, as a last resort,
    I brought Meisaku himself.
[03:04] Bolt
    But Sweets is still skeptical.
[03:05] Meisaku
    I told you, it really is me!
[03:08] Sweets
    You're not wearing platform sandals!
[03:09] Meisaku
    I don't wear party girl sandals!
[03:11] Tsurukou
    This is hopeless.
[03:12] Sweets
    Then, can you answer this question?
[03:14] ---
    If you really are Meisaku,
    you must remember that day.
[03:17] Meisaku
    "That day"? Which day?
[03:20] Bolt
    Special deluxe sushi is at stake. Think hard.
[03:22] Tsurukou
    This'll determine if your friendship
    is standard size or special deluxe!
[03:25] Meisaku
    That just puts pressure on me.
[03:28] Sweets
    Answer this!
[03:29] ---
    So on that day, um, uh...
[03:32] ---
    What happened?
[03:33] Meisaku
    You don't remember?!
[03:35] Sweets
    Peachy peach! Th-That comeback...
[03:37] ---
    It is Meisaku!
[03:38] Meisaku
    Seriously?!
[03:41] Sign
    Dog
    Monkey
    Pheasant
[03:41] ---
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:41] Sweets
    Thanks for coming, everyone!
    I believed in you!
[03:44] Meisaku
    You had a lot of doubts.
[03:45] Nokio
    Never mind that! Where's
    the special deluxe sushi?
[03:47] Sweets
    Oh, the delivery guy came earlier.
[03:49] Bolt
    And?
[03:49] ---
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:49] Sign
    Dog
    Monkey
    Pheasant
[03:50] Tsurukou
    Where's the sushi now?
[03:51] Sweets
    Not here.
[03:52] Nokio
    Huh?
[03:53] Sweets
    The delivery guy...
[03:54] Sweets
    ...could've been a wolf, so I sent him away!
[03:57] Nok/Bol/Tsu
    You're ultra-suspicious of everything!
[03:57] ---
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:57] Sign
    Dog
    Monkey
    Pheasant
[03:59] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E201 - Boltbusters

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign
    Student
    on Duty
    Today
[00:07] Bolt
    Boltbusters!
[00:08] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:08] Sign
    Story
[00:09] Meisaku
    Right.
[00:09] Sign
    Student
    on Duty
    Today
[00:11] Bolt
    Boltbusters!
[00:13] Meisaku
    Uh, yeah...
[00:13] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:13] Sign
    Story
[00:14] Bolt
    How was that?
[00:14] Meisaku
    I don't know what to say.
[00:16] Sign
    Episode 201
    Boltbusters
[00:16] Bolt
    I watched the classic movie,
    Ghostbusters, and got inspired.
[00:20] Meisaku
    Oh, so that's why you were doing that.
[00:20] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:20] Sign
    Story
[00:22] Musubi
    What's Ghostbusters?
[00:24] Meisaku
    Ghostbusters is a movie
    about men who catch ghosts.
[00:24] Sign
    Ghostbusters
[00:28] ---
    They wear vacuum cleaner-like things on
     their backs, and suck up ghosts with them.
[00:32] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:32] Sign
    Story
[00:32] Bolt
    By the way, mine isn't "like"
    a vacuum cleaner, it is one.
[00:35] Sign
    Student
    on Duty
    Today
[00:35] ---
    It boasts steady suction power,
    so it can suck up ghosts.
[00:38] Meisaku
    I doubt that.
[00:39] Sign
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[00:39] Sign
    Story
[00:39] Bolt
    After watching the movie,
    I decided to form the "Boltbusters"!
[00:41] Sign
    Boltbusters
[00:41] Sign
    Boltbusters
[00:43] Nokio
    Wouldn't "Boltbusters" mean you bust Bolts?
[00:43] Sign
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[00:43] Sign
    Story
[00:46] Musubi
    What do you plan to do?
[00:48] Bolt
    Bust ghosts, of course.
[00:50] ---
    I wrote a phone number on some fliers
     and put them up around school.
[00:53] ---
    Clients should be calling any time now.
[00:53] Sign
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[00:53] Sign
    Story
[00:55] Meisaku
    I don't think it's quite as easy as that.
[00:58] Bolt
    See? There's one now!
[00:59] Nokio
    Someone did call!
[00:59] Sign
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[00:59] Sign
    Story
[01:00] Meisaku
    Don't be ridiculous. That's my phone ringing.
[01:03] ---
    Hello?
[01:04] Bolt
    Don't be silly, Meisaku.
[01:04] Sign
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[01:04] Sign
    Story
[01:05] ---
    I put your number on the fliers.
[01:08] Client
    I need a ghost busted, please.
[01:09] Meisaku
    Use your own phone number!
[01:09] Sign
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[01:09] Sign
    Story
[01:13] Bolt
    This is where they need my services!
[01:15] Meisaku
    An old European-style house, huh?
[01:16] Nokio
    It does look like it could be haunted.
[01:18] Bolt
    Listen up. If you see any ghosts, shout for me.
[01:21] ---
    Shout, "Bolt!" as loud as you can. Got that?
[01:23] Meisaku
    Fine.
[01:24] Bolt
    Nokio?
[01:25] Nokio
    'Kay.
[01:26] Bolt
    Musubi?
[01:26] Musubi
    Yup.
[01:27] Bolt
    And you?
[01:28] Ghost
    Sure.
[01:30] Bolt
    Bolt!
[01:31] Meisaku
    Don't call out to yourself!
[01:33] Bolt
    Calm down, everyone.
    Let's see if this spirit is evil.
[01:36] ---
    If it is, I'll suck it up with this!
[01:38] Meisaku
    How do you find out if it's evil or not?
[01:40] Bolt
    That's easy. All ghosts...
[01:42] Bolt
    ...are evil!
[01:44] Meisaku
    Confirm it first!
[01:45] Bolt
    Okay, Mister, answer "yes"
    or "no" to these statements.
[01:48] Ghost
    Who, me?
[01:49] Meisaku
    You're quizzing the ghost?
[01:51] Bolt
    "I am an evil spirit."
[01:51] Sign
    I am an evil spirit
[01:52] Ghost
    No.
[01:53] Meisaku
    There, you got your answer.
[01:53] Sign
    I've killed a human before
[01:54] Bolt
    "I've killed a human before."
[01:56] Ghost
    No.
[01:57] Bolt
    "I hold a grudge against humans."
[01:57] Sign
    I hold a grudge against humans
[01:58] Ghost
    No.
[01:59] Bolt
    "People who are routinely a
    few minutes late irritate me."
[01:59] Sign
    People who are routinely
[01:59] Sign
    a few minutes late irritate me
[02:02] Ghost
    Um, no.
[02:03] Bolt
    "When you ask someone 'Are you mad?'
    and they say 'yes,' they're mad,
[02:03] Sign
    When you ask someone "Are you mad?" and they say "yes," they're mad,
[02:03] Sign
    and if they say "no," they're definitely mad
[02:06] ---
    and if they say 'no,' they're definitely mad."
[02:08] Ghost
    Hm...
[02:10] Ghost
    Yes.
[02:11] Bolt
    You're evil!
[02:12] Meisaku
    You can't tell that from that statement!
[02:14] Ghost
    Did you all come here
    to help me rest in peace?
[02:18] Nokio
    Well, you could say that.
[02:19] Ghost
    I see.
[02:20] ---
    But you know, I'm not ready for that.
[02:23] Meisaku
    Why can't you rest in peace?
[02:24] Ghost
    You want to know why I'm clinging
     to this world in this miserable state?
[02:30] ---
    Why my grudge keeps me bound to this house?
[02:34] Nokio
    H-His aura's changed somehow.
[02:36] Bolt
    Good. That's more evil spirit-like!
[02:37] Meisaku
    Don't be so happy that he might be evil!
[02:39] Ghost
    I bought this house 20 years ago.
[02:42] Musubi
    Gulp.
[02:43] Ghost
    But the day I was supposed to move in, I died!
[02:47] ---
    Over time, this beautiful,
    newly built house became dirty.
[02:51] ---
    I'm too sad about it to rest in peace!
[02:55] Nokio
    That's the reason you can't pass on?
[02:57] Bolt
    But wait... that means you're...
[03:00] Musubi
    Not evil.
[03:01] Meisaku
    If that's the case...
[03:02] Meisaku
    Maybe we can help?
[03:06] Bolt
    This vacuum wasn't meant for cleaning.
[03:09] Meisaku
    That's exactly what it was designed for.
[03:11] Bolt
    I'm done!
[03:12] Ghost
    Wow! It looks as beautiful
     as when it was built.
[03:15] ---
    Now I'm finally ready to pass on...
[03:19] Meisaku
    The ghost is disappearing!
[03:21] Ghost
    Thank you, thank you...
[03:23] Bolt
    Now!
[03:24] Bolt
    Boltbusters!
[03:25] Meisaku
    He's passing on! You don't
    need to suck him up!
[03:29] Sign
    Don't run
[03:29] Sign
    in the
    hallway
[03:29] Bolt
    I wasn't able to catch the ghost after all.
[03:32] Musubi
    He passed on, so it's all good.
[03:34] Bolt
    However, thanks to word of mouth,
    Boltbusters' reputation is skyrocketing!
[03:39] Nokio
    Huh?
[03:39] Meisaku
    Like I said...
[03:39] Sign
    Don't run
[03:39] Sign
    in the
    hallway
[03:40] Meisaku
    We do ghostbusting...
[03:42] Meisaku
    ...not cleaning!
[03:43] Bolt
    Our reputation as cleaners, that is.
[03:44] Sign
    Don't run
[03:44] Sign
    in the
    hallway
[03:45] Meisaku
    At least call Bolt's cell instead of mine!
[03:49] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E202 - The Dragon King's Speech

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign
    Episode 202
    The Dragon King's Speech
[00:06] Peach
    Ugh, this sucks.
[00:08] Pino
    Monday mornings are the worst
    because there's always an assembly.
[00:11] Meisaku
    Why do you hate 'em so much?
[00:12] Pino
    The principal talks for too damn long.
[00:15] Turtle?
    It sucks having to stand here and listen.
[00:17] Rice
    Last week, someone passed out
    and got taken to the infirmary.
[00:19] Rice
    When they came back,
    the principal was still talking.
[00:22] Meisaku
    Wow, that's pretty damn long.
[00:24] Peach
    Hey, it's starting.
[00:25] ---
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[00:25] Sign
    Student Council
[00:26] Prez
    I am the student council president,
    Chienetsu Harusame!
[00:29] Meisaku
    Hey, it's the president.
[00:30] ---
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[00:30] Sign
    Student Council
[00:30] Prez
    I know this is sudden, but this morning's
    assembly speech by the principal...
[00:34] Prez
    ...has been canceled!
[00:35] Pino
    For real?
[00:36] Prez
    I will be conducting the
    assemblies from now on.
[00:36] ---
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[00:36] Sign
    Student Council
[00:39] Turtle
    Woo, yeah! President!
[00:41] Prez
    No more shall you be subjected
    to long, boring assemblies.
[00:44] Prez
    The time has come for the student council's...
[00:46] Prez
    ...long, fun assemblies!
[00:49] All
    Damn it, they're still long?!
[00:50] Turtle
    Make 'em short!
[00:51] Pino
    It sucks having to stand here for so long!
[00:53] Prez
    Let's kick things off with the
    classic morning feel-good story.
[00:53] ---
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[00:53] Sign
    Student Council
[00:56] Some
    Classic?
[00:57] Prez
    It's super touching, so don't forget to cry.
[00:59] Turtle
    How are we meant to cry on demand?
[01:01] Prez
    Let's talk about why this
    school wants to educate you.
[01:01] ---
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[01:01] Sign
    Student Council
[01:04] Some
    Does it really, though?
[01:05] Prez
    Our school has three golden rules.
[01:07] Prez
    Be kind to others. Always
    greet others energetically.
[01:07] Sign
    Golden
[01:07] Sign
    Rules
[01:07] Sign
    Be kind to others
[01:09] Sign
    Always greet others energetically
[01:10] Prez
    Don't go swinging around an axe.
[01:10] Sign
    Don't go swinging around an axe
[01:12] Some
    Is that third one really necessary?
[01:14] Prez
    So this morning, when I was
    greeting people at the gates,
[01:14] ---
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[01:14] Sign
    Student Council
[01:17] Prez
    I encountered a student who
    wasn't following these rules.
[01:19] Pino
    Not everyone greets people all the time.
[01:21] Prez
    So I said to them:
[01:23] Prez
    "Swinging that axe around
    like that is dangerous."
[01:23] Sign
    Swinging that
    axe around
    like that is
    dangerous
[01:23] Sign
    Swinging that
    axe around
    like that is
    dangerous
[01:25] Some
    Someone really did have an axe.
[01:27] Prez
    Now, let's take a moment to really
     think about what the first golden rule,
[01:27] ---
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[01:27] Sign
    Student Council
[01:30] Prez
    "be kind to others," truly means.
[01:32] Prez
    Who springs to mind when
     you picture a kind person?
[01:36] Meisaku
    I'm not sure...
[01:37] Prez
    Me, of course.
[01:38] Meisaku
    Yeah, no.
[01:39] Prez
    True kindness is...
[01:39] ---
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[01:39] Sign
    Student Council
[01:40] Prez
    ...when you go "Here" and toss a can of
    coffee to a subordinate when they mess up.
[01:41] Sign
    Here
[01:44] Meisaku
    We're salarymen now?
[01:46] Prez
    If you have a buddy who
    didn't study before a test...
[01:46] Sign
    Japa
[01:46] Sign
    nese 10
[01:48] Sign
    Yeah,
    I didn't
    study
    either
[01:48] Sign
    Yeah,
    I didn't
    study
    either
[01:48] Prez
    ...lie and say: "Yeah, I didn't
    study either" to put them at ease.
[01:53] Meisaku
    Wait, that was a lie?! You ass!
[01:55] ---
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[01:55] Sign
    Student Council
[01:55] Prez
    Well?
[01:56] Prez
    Any of you crying yet?
[01:57] Rice
    Who'd cry listening to this crap?
[01:59] Peach
    Peachy peach...
[02:00] Meisaku
    Seriously?
[02:01] ---
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[02:01] Sign
    Student Council
[02:01] Prez
    Next, I'd like to acknowledge some of our
     clubs for their excellent achievements.
[02:05] Prez
    First up...
[02:06] Prez
    The Inari Sushi Club.
[02:06] Sign
    The Inari Sushi Club
[02:06] Sign
    The Inari Sushi Club
[02:07] Guy
    A club like that exists?
[02:09] Prez
    In the Annual Spring Inari
    Sushi Research Contest,
[02:09] ---
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[02:09] Sign
    Student Council
[02:11] Prez
    our In-Su Club managed to place 70th!
[02:14] Pino
    Is that worth acknowledging?
[02:16] Some
    In-Su? It has a nickname?
[02:17] Prez
    Next up, the VB team.
[02:17] ---
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[02:17] Sign
    Student Council
[02:19] ---
    VB?
[02:19] Prez
    By the way, I don't meant the sport
     where you set and spike a ball.
[02:22] Pino
    Oh, is it the Victorian-Era Ballet Team?
[02:24] Prez
    Of course, I mean the Venerable Bronco Team.
[02:24] Sign
    The Venerable Bronco Team
[02:24] Sign
    The Venerable Bronco Team
[02:25] Sign
    V B
[02:25] Sign
    V B
[02:26] Some
    The hell kind of club is that?
[02:28] Prez
    In a recent contest where you
    had to guess a horse's age,
[02:28] ---
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:28] Sign
    Student Council
[02:30] Prez
    our Venerable Bronco Team
    placed 8th at Nationals!
[02:32] Prez
    Congratulations!
[02:33] Turtle
    Is that actually good, though?
[02:35] ---
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:35] Sign
    Student Council
[02:35] Prez
    Next up, we have a real class act.
[02:37] Prez
    We won the National Handball Tournament!
[02:40] Meisaku
    Wow, really? That's amazing.
[02:42] Prez
    Let's give a huge round of applause to
    the winners of the Handball Nationals:
[02:42] ---
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:42] Sign
    Student Council
[02:45] Prez
    The members of the In-Su Club!
[02:45] Sign
    The Inari Sushi Club
[02:45] Sign
    The Inari Sushi Club
[02:47] Meisaku
    Not the actual Handball Team?!
[02:49] Pino
    Wow, the Inari Sushi Club's on fire.
[02:51] Rice
    He just won't stop talking.
[02:53] Meisaku
    Our classes are starting soon.
    How long's he gonna keep babbling for?
[02:56] Peach
    Probably at least until 2nd period.
[02:59] Pino
    Maybe even 3rd.
[03:01] Turtle
    Nah, he wouldn't go that long.
[03:03] Some
    And so, 4th period rolled around,
    then lunch, and finally...
[03:09] Some
    The first half of the assembly ended!
[03:10] Guy
    Sorry, the first half?!
[03:14] All
    President!
[03:15] Prez
    Well? How do you like the all-new assembly?
[03:17] Prez
    We have a karaoke contest and a
    mochi-making contest in the second half!
[03:20] Turtle
    Who needs any of that?!
[03:21] Prez
    What? But making mochi is fun.
[03:23] Rice
    Speeches aren't meant
    to be about having fun.
[03:25] Peach
    More importantly...
[03:27] All
    It's too damn long!
[03:29] Prez
    What?! What kind of speech
     do you all want, then?
[03:31] Mei
    Well, for example, Dr. Martin Luther
    King's speech on racial discrimination
[03:36] Mei
    which had his "I have a dream" line
    is pretty famous for being heartfelt.
[03:39] Prez
    So you want a heartfelt speech, huh?
[03:41] Prez
    Understood!
[03:41] Sign
    UNDERSTOOD
[03:43] ---
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:43] Sign
    Student Council
[03:44] Prez
    So, on days when you didn't sleep enough,
     you should have a light breakfast.
[03:48] Meisaku
    Well?
[03:49] Turtle
    It wasn't bad.
[03:51] Rice
    It might even have been a little heartfelt.
[03:53] Peach
    The only problem is...
[03:55] Prez
    And with that...
[03:55] ---
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[03:55] Sign
    Student Council
[03:57] Prez
    I'd like to conclude my all-night speech!
[04:00] All
    It's too damn long!
[04:02] Some
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E203 - The Scary Jizo Statues

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Tsuru
    Wah! Wah!
[00:07] Tsuru
    Something super scary happened!
[00:07] Sign
    Episode 203
    The Scary Jizo Statues
[00:09] Mei
    What was it?
[00:10] Tsuru
    I was walking home from school yesterday...
[00:14] Tsuru
    And there were these Jizo
    statues in big trouble!
[00:18] Mai
    That sounds rough!
[00:19] Tsuru
    I felt really bad for them,
    so I held an umbrella over them.
[00:23] Mei
    An umbrella?
[00:23] Tsuru
    Well, it was drizzling!
[00:25] Mei
    Do something about the tigers and the spears!
[00:27] Tsuru
    Then I went home.
[00:29] Bol
    How exactly was that scary?
[00:31] Tsuru
    It wasn't! But the story isn't over!
[00:34] Tsuru
    That very night, I was in bed,
[00:36] Tsuru
    and I heard this creepy sound like...
    "Tha-thump! Tha-thump!"
[00:39] Bol
    Oh?
[00:40] Tsuru
    I went outside to see what it was...
[00:43] Tsuru
    And it was the Jizo statues
    from that afternoon!
[00:45] Tsuru
    Scary, right?!
[00:47] Both
    Scary!
[00:48] Tsuru
    For some reason they left food
    and stuff in front of my house.
[00:51] Tsuru
    Scary, right?
[00:52] Mei
    No, that's not scary at all.
[00:54] Mei
    Those were gifts.
[00:55] Tsu
    Gifts? Really?
[00:57] Mei
    There's a classic story
    called Jizo and the Hats.
[00:57] Sign
    Jizo
    and
    the
    Hats
[00:59] Mei
    One snowy day, an old man gives
    hats to the Jizo statues,
[01:02] Mei
    and then the Jizo statues bring
    him gifts of rice in thanks.
[01:07] Mei
    I think those statues brought gifts
    to thank you for your kindness!
[01:12] Tsuru
    I wish they'd brought better stuff, though.
[01:14] Bol
    Did they bring rice to you, too?
[01:15] Mei
    Yeah.
[01:16] Mei
    But getting rice from
    strangers creeps me out.
[01:19] Mei
    I can't even eat rice
    balls someone else makes.
[01:22] Mei
    Don't be like that!
[01:23] Noki
    They didn't give you anything else?
[01:25] Tsuru
    They also gave me food!
[01:27] Mei
    What kind of food?
[01:28] Tsuru
    Strawberry jam, marmalade, and margarine!
[01:28] Sign
    Strawberry Jam, Marmalade, Margarine
[01:28] Sign
    Strawberry Jam, Marmalade, Margarine
[01:31] Bol
    Those are all bread condiments!
[01:32] Noki
    They shoulda given you bread, not rice!
[01:34] Mei
    Now, now...
[01:35] Tsuru
    They also gave me the newest game system!
[01:37] Bol
    That's actually freakin' awesome!
[01:39] Bol
    I'm freakin' jealous now!
[01:41] Tsu
    But I already have this one.
[01:43] Tsu
    Those Jizos are so useless.
[01:45] Nok
    Bolt.
[01:46] Bol
    Nokio.
[01:47] Both
    Let's go!
[01:48] Mei
    You're just after the gifts!
[01:52] Tsuru
    They're polishing the heck out of those!
[01:54] Mei
    They sure are!
[01:55] Noki
    They're done! Look at this Jizo of mine!
[01:57] Mei
    It doesn't belong to you.
[01:59] Mei
    His features are more defined!
[02:01] Noki
    Even old men want to be attractive.
[02:03] Noki
    So I used a chisel to change his face!
[02:05] Mei
    That's so blasphemous!
[02:06] Noki
    He's gonna love this!
[02:08] Noki
    I can't wait for my gifts!
[02:10] Bol
    Look at this Jizo of mine!
[02:11] Bol
    In the old story, the Jizos were cold.
[02:14] Bol
    So this is the correct answer!
[02:16] Mei
    A down jacket is not the answer!
[02:18] Tsu
    It's summer, man!
[02:20] Bol
    I can't wait to get my new game system!
[02:22] Mei
    Not sure you're getting it.
[02:24] Bol
    I spent 50,000 yen on that down jacket!
[02:26] Bol
    I'd better be getting it!
[02:27] Mei
    That's a big gamble!
[02:31] Both
    I'm so excited!
[02:32] Mei
    I can't stop you from getting excited, but...
[02:35] Mei
    Why are you waiting in my house?!
[02:35] Sign
    One Day,
    One Classic
    Story
[02:37] Noki
    It'd be scary to have Jizo
    statues coming to my house.
[02:39] Mei
    It's scary for me, too!
[02:40] Mei
    Scary!
[02:42] Noki
    Oh, calm down.
[02:43] Noki
    We'll pick up our stuff and go right home.
[02:44] Mei
    What am I, a postal service?
[02:46] Mei
    Well, whatever.
[02:47] Mei
    I doubt you're getting any
    gifts for what you did.
[02:51] Bol
    Th-That sound... Could it be?
[02:53] Tsuru
    That's the same sound I heard!
[02:55] Bol
    The Jizo statues are here!
[02:57] Noki
    But which one? Which Jizo statue came?
[03:00] Noki
    That Jizo of mine!
[03:02] ---
    Damn it!
[03:03] Mei
    He's really going to thank you for that?
[03:06] Noki
    You're giving me this?
[03:08] Noki
    Thank you, Jizo statue!
[03:09] Mei
    What'd he give you?
[03:11] Noki
    It's...
[03:12] Noki
    An anpan with a bite taken out of it!
[03:15] Noki
    It's a freakin' anpan with
    a bite taken out of it!
[03:17] Noki
    Is this a joke or something?!
[03:19] Bol
    It's that Jizo of mine!
[03:20] Tsuru
    Did he really appreciate getting
    a down jacket in summer?
[03:22] Bol
    Look at that shine! It's...
[03:25] Mei
    What now?
[03:26] Bol
    It's... a down jacket!
[03:30] Bol
    That's the thing I gave you!
[03:31] Mei
    He returned it!
[03:34] Both
    This is unacceptable!
[03:36] Noki
    Why didn't we get game systems?!
[03:38] Tsuru
    Probably because you only helped
    them to try to get stuff.
[03:41] Bol
    In other words, we need to not make
    it obvious we're trying to get stuff.
[03:44] Tsuru
    Maybe.
[03:45] Noki
    Thanks, Tsuruko. That's very educational.
[03:47] Bol
    Thanks, Tsuruko.
[03:48] Bol
    It's pretty late. We'll walk you home.
[03:50] Noki
    Wanna stop by my place for dinner?
[03:52] Tsuru
    You're suddenly nice...
[03:53] Tsuru
    Are you after my game systems?!
[03:56] Mei
    You're the scary ones!
[03:57] Mei
    Scary!
[03:59] Some
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E204 - Spot the Error

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Meisaku
    Excuse me!
[00:07] Sweets And Nokio
    Hmm...
[00:07] Sign
    Episode 204
    Spot the Error
[00:09] Meisaku
    What are you two doing here?
[00:11] Sweets
    Oh, Meisaku!
[00:12] Nokio
    Lassi told us to do "spot the error."
[00:15] Meisaku
    Okay.
[00:15] Sweets
    But what's...
[00:17] Sweets And Nokio
    "spot the error"?
[00:18] Meisaku
    That's where you're stuck?!
[00:20] Meisaku
    "Spot the Error" is literally
    a game where you spot errors.
[00:24] Meisaku
    How do you not know?
[00:25] Nokio
    That breaks my heart.
[00:27] Nokio
    There's no such thing as errors
    on this beautiful planet.
[00:29] Meisaku
    In this game, there are.
[00:31] Lassi
    You two still haven't solved it yet?
[00:34] Meisaku
    Mr. Lassi.
[00:35] Lassi
    Seriously? Meisaku, help them spot the errors.
[00:39] Meisaku
    Right...
SIGN    Can you spot the errors?
[00:41] Meisaku
    Oh, it's a photo of you two.
[00:43] Lassi
    Correct. It was taken
    yesterday after school.
[00:46] Meisaku
    What are the errors?
[00:48] Meisaku
    Oh, the patterns on the balls are different!
[00:50] Nokio
    My mouth is changed from "ah~" to "mmm~."
[00:53] Meisaku
    Just say the shape of your mouth.
[00:55] Lassi
    While those are correct,
    there's one major error.
[00:58] Sweets
    Really? What is it?
[01:00] Lassi
    Time's up! Look here!
[01:02] Nokio
    You mean behind us?
[01:04] Meisaku
    That looks like a rock... Oh!
[01:06] Lassi
    Indeed. The biggest error is...
SIGN    Answer: Playing soccer in the classroom
[01:09] Lassi
    playing soccer in the classroom!
[01:12] Meisaku
    That's the error?!
[01:15] Lassi
    You were supposed to be taking the extra
    lesson after school for failing the test.
[01:18] Lassi
    As a punishment, I order you
    to renovate your classroom!
[01:22] Sweets And Nokio
    Boooo!
[01:23] Meisaku
    Detention renovation rather
    than detention cleaning!
[01:26] Bolt
    Well, well, well...
[01:28] Nokio
    Bolt?!
[01:28] Bolt
    Mr. Lassi, are you really in a position to
    quiz someone else for "spot the error"?
[01:33] Lassi
    What do you mean?
[01:34] Bolt
    You also made an error, did you not?
[01:37] Bolt
    Here, solve this puzzle of "spot the error"!
[01:40] Meisaku
    We're doing it again?
SIGN    Can you spot the errors?
[01:42] Nokio
    Th-This is...!
[01:43] Meisaku
    What?!
[01:45] Lassi
    Wh-Where... just where
    exactly did you find this?
[01:47] Bolt
    I photographed this by chance, right here
    in this teachers' lounge last night.
[01:51] Meisaku
    Was it really by chance?
[01:53] Bolt
    What could the errors possibly be?
[01:56] Bolt
    Why don't you tell us?
[01:58] Lassi
    Ugh...
[02:00] Sweets
    Hey, the colors of the cans are different!
[02:02] Meisaku
    You're simply looking for differences...
[02:07] Lassi
    You were playing soccer in a classroom;
[02:09] Lassi
    I was drinking in the teachers' lounge.
[02:11] Lassi
    Now we're even.
[02:12] Meisaku
    I think you're at a disadvantage
    with six to four.
[02:14] Lassi
    To hell with it! We'll decide who's
    the winner with more "spot the error"!
SIGN    Can you spot the errors?
[02:19] Lassi
    Can you solve this one?
[02:20] Meisaku
    There are too many errors,
    they're practically different pictures!
[02:23] Lassi
    There are 40 errors in total.
[02:26] Nokio
    That's too many to spot.
[02:27] Bolt
    Now, it's our turn!
[02:29] Bolt
    How about this one?
[02:30] Sweets
    Wow, I see someone's hand on my shoulder.
[02:32] Nokio
    I've turned into a faceless ghost!
[02:34] Lassi
    Mysterious faces are floating around!
[02:36] Meisaku
    It's a ghost photo!
[02:40] Sweets
    We played too much "spot the error"...
[02:42] Bolt
    Now everything looks...
[02:44] Lassi
    ...like they're errors...
[02:46] Nokio
    Am I a human being?
[02:48] Bolt
    Is my name Leonidas III?
[02:49] Lassi
    What is a dog?
[02:51] Meisaku
    You all have gone crazy.
[02:52] Nokio
    By the way, what brought you to
    the teachers' lounge, Meisaku?
[02:55] Meisaku
    That reminds me, Mr. Lassi called me here.
[02:58] Lassi
    That's right. There was an
    error with your test score.
[03:01] Lassi
    Meisaku, you failed it, so you
    gotta take the extra lesson, too.
[03:03] Meisaku
    I wish you hadn't spotted that error!
[03:07] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[03:09] Lassi
    So everyone, there are seven
    errors in this episode.
[03:14] Meisaku
    Huh?
[03:15] Bolt
    For example, I turned into
    a kappa in this shot.
[03:17] Sweets
    In this shot, I was slightly bigger.
[03:20] Nokio
    There are five more errors.
[03:22] Lassi
    Take your time to find them all!
[03:24] Meisaku
    Don't use this anime for "spot the error"!

E205 - Appare! Meisaku-Dono

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign
    Episode 205
    Appare! Meisaku-Dono
[00:06] Narrator
    The Edo period. Two commoners in Dragon
    Palace Town, Mei-san and Momobee,
[00:10] ---
    are slacking off as usual.
[00:14] Sweets
    Man...
[00:15] Sweets
    I wanna eat some desserts from the convenience
    store and watch a K-drama on my phone.
[00:18] Meisaku
    Hey now!
[00:19] ---
    We're giving the classic genre
     of "period drama" a try today,
[00:20] Sign
    Period Drama
[00:20] Sign
    Period Drama
[00:23] ---
    so be more era-appropriate.
[00:25] Sweets
    But I just can't get into it.
    My outfit's the same.
[00:28] Meisaku
    Swe— I mean, Momobee-san,
    your outfit suits period dramas.
[00:32] Bolt
    Mei-san! Momobee! You in there?
[00:34] Meisaku
    Ah, it's Kamegoro-san, the landlord.
[00:36] Bolt
    I'm coming in!
[00:37] Bolt
    Are you two slacking off in
    the middle of the day again?
[00:39] Meisake
    Wait, why are you drawn like that?!
[00:41] Bolt
    Oh, this? I look like I'm
    from the Edo period, no?
[00:43] Meisaku
    Yeah, too much. You stand out.
[00:45] Bolt
    My arms are getting tired, though.
[00:46] Sweets
    It's because you can't move them.
[00:48] Bolt
    But never mind all that!
[00:49] ---
    The top merchant in town,
    Mr. Rice Store, wants to see you!
[00:50] Sign
    Mr. Rice Store
[00:50] Sign
    Mr. Rice Store
[00:50] Sign
    Mr. Rice Store
[00:52] Sweets
    Boo.
[00:53] Meisaku
    Well, we do owe him money.
[00:56] Sweets
    Monthly credit card payments are rough.
[00:58] Meisaku
    They didn't have that in the Edo period.
[01:02] Musubi
    Work! Work, I say!
[01:04] ---
    Keep baking this artisan bread
    that's so popular right now!
[01:07] Sweets
    You're called Mr. Rice Store, but you're a baker?
[01:09] Meisaku
    They had artisan bread in the Edo period?
[01:12] Musubi
    You're working for free today!
[01:14] ---
    No breaks!
[01:15] ---
    And if you make a mistake,
    I'll yell at you in front of everyone!
[01:18] Sweets
    That's an abuse of power!
[01:19] Meisaku
    That's illegal nowadays!
[01:20] Tsurukou
    I heard all of that.
[01:22] Meisaku
    Oh, it's the apprentice, Tsurukichi-san.
[01:24] Tsurukou
    You're doing the same work as me,
    but you're not getting paid?
[01:28] Meisaku
    Right.
[01:28] Tsurukou
    You can... sue him and bleed him dry.
[01:31] Meisaku
    What?
[01:32] Tsurukou
    There's no "equal pay for equal work,"
[01:32] Sign
    No equal pay for equal work
    No paid leave
    No rest periods
[01:34] ---
    paid leave, or sufficient
     rest periods, right?
[01:36] Tsurukou
    That's a violation of the Labor Standards Act!
[01:37] Sign
    Violation of
    the Labor
    Standards Act
[01:38] Meisaku
    That didn't exist in the Edo period, though.
[01:41] Musubi
    Well, that's quite enough of that.
[01:44] Tsurukou
    Master Rice Store!
[01:45] Musubi
    I'd be in real trouble if I got
     sued, so the two of you...
[01:48] ---
    ...are going to die here!
[01:49] Sweets
    Then, we'll have to fight!
[01:51] Meisaku
    A fight scene! A staple of the period drama!
[01:53] Tsurukou
    Wait.
[01:54] ---
    It violates weapons laws,
    it's criminal intimidation
[01:55] Sign
    Violation of the Weapons Control Act
    Criminal Intimidation
    Attempted Murder
    Some other stuff
[01:56] ---
    and attempted murder,
     among other things.
[01:58] Tsurukou
    Easily indefinite imprisonment
     if you get caught.
[01:59] Sign
    Indefinite
    Imprisonment
[02:00] Musubi And Sweets
    I-Indefinite imprisonment?!
[02:03] Meisaki
    You're afraid of a punishment
    that didn't exist back then?
[02:05] Nokio
    Royal
[02:05] Nokio
    Warrant
[02:05] Nokio
    Time's up, Mr. Rice Store!
[02:07] ---
    You're under arrest!
[02:08] Sweets
    Ah, the police are here!
[02:10] Meisaku
    I don't think they had
    police in the Edo period...
[02:13] Musubi
    I need to make a break for it...
[02:14] Nokio
    Over my dead body!
[02:16] Meisaku
    You throw coins at your foes
     like Zenigata Heiji, huh?
[02:20] ---
    But wait, that's a present-day coin!
[02:22] Nokio
    My 500 yen... What a waste!
[02:24] Tsuruko
    That's like five bucks.
[02:25] Nokio
    My 500 yen!
[02:27] Musubi
    Hey, watch it! I'm gonna
    shame you on social media!
[02:30] Meisaku
    Social media?
[02:31] Musubi
    "He's throwing money at me lol" ...and post.
[02:31] Sign
    Mr. Rice Store
[02:31] Sign
    He's throwing money at me lol
[02:34] Meisaku
    Anything goes in the Edo period, huh?
[02:36] Prez
    Hyah!
[02:37] Meisaku
    Who is it this time?
[02:38] Prez
    I, the Unfettered President, have arrived!
[02:42] Sweets
    Unfettered?
[02:43] Meisaku
    Don't you mean "Shogun"?
[02:45] Prez
    I said "President"!
[02:47] Meisaku
    You just came to throw a fit?
[02:49] Prez
    Hyah!
[02:51] Musubi
    Ow...
[02:52] Nokio
    Now's our chance! You're under arrest!
[02:56] Narrator
    And so, Mr. Rice Store's wrongdoing
    was exposed, and he was arrested.
[03:00] ---
    Mei-san and Momobee both filed for
    bankruptcy and had their debts written off.
[03:05] Bolt
    Sometimes bankruptcy's necessary.
[03:07] Sweets
    Convenience store desserts are the best.
[03:09] Meisaku
    You guys aren't cut out for period dramas!
[03:13] Narrator
    And that settles all that!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E206 - Playing Little Red Riding Hood

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Sweets
    We're here!
[00:07] Nokio
    Huh? Where's Meisaku?
[00:07] Sign
    Episode 206
    Playing Little Red Riding Hood
[00:08] Mei
    Went out!
[00:10] Musubi
    Aw, what? He's not here?
[00:11] Bolt
    You're on your own, Mei?
[00:12] Mei
    I stay home.
[00:14] Nokio
    Wanna play with us till
    Meisaku gets back, then?
[00:16] Mei
    Play!
[00:17] Sweets
    What do you wanna play?
[00:19] Mei
    Play pretend!
[00:20] Nokio
    Play pretend, huh?
[00:22] Musubi
    Sounds age-appropriate enough.
    What do you wanna pretend to be?
[00:25] Sign
    Little Red Riding Hood
[00:25] Mei
    Little Red Riding Hood!
[00:26] Bolt
    Little Red Riding Hood, huh?
[00:28] Sweets
    How does that story go again?
[00:29] Musubi
    I only remember the basic plotline.
[00:32] Bolt
    Let's see here...
[00:33] Sign
    Once upon a time, there was a little
    girl called Little Red Riding Hood
[00:33] ---
    "Once upon a time, there was a little
     girl called Little Red Riding Hood."
[00:36] Bolt
    "One day, she took a 'get well soon' gift to her
     grandma, who lived deep in the woods."
[00:36] Sign
    One day, she took a 'get well soon' gift to
     her grandma, who lived deep in the woods
[00:40] Bolt
    ...it says.
[00:40] Sweets
    We need lots of trees to represent being
    deep in the woods. Should we go buy some?
[00:44] Musubi
    We can just pretend they're here.
[00:46] Mei
    Warp!
[00:48] Bolt
    We got teleported into actual woods!
[00:50] Nokio
    This is kinda full-on for play pretend, isn't it?
[00:52] Mei
    Wolf!
[00:54] Musubi
    A real wolf?!
[00:55] Sweets
    Scary!
[00:56] Mei
    Play pretend!
[00:58] Bolt
    I think this has gone way
    beyond play pretend.
[01:02] Bolt
    "One day, she took a 'get well soon' gift to her
     grandma, who lived deep in the woods."
[01:02] Sign
    One day, she took a 'get well soon' gift to
    her grandma, who lived deep in the woods
[01:05] Mei
    "Get well soon" gift?
[01:06] Bolt
    A present to make her
     sick grandma feel better.
[01:09] ---
    What would you take her, Mei?
[01:10] Mei
    Running shoes!
[01:10] Sign
    Running Shoes
[01:10] Sign
    Running Shoes
[01:11] Sweets
    Don't make Grandma run.
[01:13] Mei
    Basketball shoes!
[01:13] Sign
    Basketball Shoes
[01:13] Sign
    Basketball Shoes
[01:14] Nokio
    Basketball's out, too.
    She's an old woman, you know.
[01:16] Mei
    Roller skates.
[01:16] Sign
    Roller Skates
[01:16] Sign
    Roller Skates
[01:18] Bolt
    Way too dangerous!
[01:19] Mei
    Tangerine.
[01:19] Sign
    Tangerine
[01:19] Sign
    Tangerine
[01:20] Musubi
    Wait, that last one isn't shoes?!
[01:24] Bolt
    "The wolf went on ahead and
     got to Grandma's house first,
[01:24] Sign
    The wolf went ahead and
    got to Grandma's house first
[01:27] Bolt
    then gobbled her up."
[01:27] Sign
    then gobbled her up
[01:29] Musubi
    You're gonna let him eat me for real?
[01:32] Sweets
    He says he doesn't want to.
[01:33] Nokio
    If he doesn't, we're in trouble.
[01:35] Musubi
    If he does, I'm in trouble!
[01:36] Sweets
    Why doesn't he want to?
[01:38] Mei
    Salt!
[01:38] Sign
    Salt
[01:38] Sign
    Salt
[01:39] Musubi
    Don't sprinkle salt on me!
[01:40] Sign
    Sesame Oil
[01:40] Sign
    Sesame Oil
[01:40] Mei
    Sesame oil.
[01:42] Musubi
    Don't season rice balls so weirdly!
[01:45] Nokio
    Oh, he took a bite.
[01:46] Musubi
    D-Don't eat all of me.
[01:48] Sweets
    But eating a little bit of you is fine?
[01:51] Bolt
    "When Little Red Riding Hood arrived, she
    noticed that her grandma looked different."
[01:51] Sign
    When Little Red
    Riding Hood arrived
[01:52] Sign
    she noticed that her
    grandma looked different
[01:54] Sign
    On seeing her odd-looking grandma,
    Little Red Riding Hood said:
[01:54] Bolt
    "On seeing her odd-looking grandma,
    Little Red Riding Hood said:"
[01:57] Mei
    'Sup!
[01:58] Nokio
    So casual.
[01:59] Bolt
    "Little Red Riding Hood said:
    'What big ears you have!'"
[01:59] Sign
    Little Red Riding Hood said:
    "What big ears you have!"
[02:02] Mei
    How come?
[02:03] Bolt
    "The wolf replied:"
[02:05] Wolf
    I lift weights with them.
[02:07] Bolt
    No, that's not right. Though, wait...
[02:09] Swe/Nok/Bol
    You can talk?!
[02:10] Bolt
    You still got the line totally wrong!
[02:12] Wolf
    My ears aren't big. I just have a small face.
[02:14] Bolt
    Wrong.
[02:15] Wolf
    They get bigger in the summer.
[02:17] Bolt
    Wrong!
[02:17] ---
    "The wolf replied: 'All the better to hear you
    with, my dear. And Little Red Riding Hood said:"
[02:17] Sign
    The wolf replied: "All the better
    to hear you with, my dear."
[02:20] Sign
    And Little Red Riding Hood said:
[02:21] Mei
    Why... mouth... so big?
[02:23] Bolt
    Right! "'What big teeth you have!' And then..."
[02:24] Sign
    "What big teeth you have!" And then...
[02:27] Bolt
    All the better...
[02:28] Bolt
    ...to eat you with!
[02:31] Musubi
    Now that's how you play pretend!
[02:33] Nokio
    That was great!
[02:34] Sweets
    Good job!
[02:35] Meisaku
    No, it's not!
[02:36] Sweets
    Oh, it's Meisaku.
[02:38] Meisaku
    Mei wasn't at home and I've been
     looking everywhere for her!
[02:40] Nokio
    How'd you know we were in these woods?
[02:42] Bolt
    Speaking of which, you shouldn't
    have left Mei on her own, Meisaku.
[02:45] Meisaku
    I got a babysitter to look after
    her for the day, so it's all good.
[02:48] Sweets
    What? We didn't see a sitter.
[02:50] Meisaku
    But he's right here.
[02:51] Wolf
    'Sup.
[02:52] Swe/Nok/Bol/Mus
    Wait, you're a babysitter?!
[02:55] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E207 - Medicinal Bleurgh-erbs?

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Tsurukou
    Easy-peasy!
[00:07] Bolt
    With your help, this has been a breeze.
[00:09] Sign (Top)
    Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt
[00:09] Sign (Bottom)
    Deals 5621 damage to all party members! Meisaku's party
     is wiped out!
[00:09] Meisaku
    We got beaten up by a slime last time.
[00:11] Sign
    Episode 207
    Medicinal Bleurgh-erbs?
[00:11] Tsurukou
    That's 'cause you oldies went into
     battle without any equipment.
[00:15] Musubi
    We're glad that you know
     so much about video games.
[00:17] Nokio
    Hey, look at that!
[00:18] ---
    That thing looks pretty strong.
[00:20] Sweets
    Oh man! What do we do
    in a situation like this?
[00:22] Tsurukou
    We should restore our HP before we battle it.
[00:25] Sweets
    Makes sense.
[00:26] Nokio
    Let's use medicinal herbs.
[00:26] Sign
    Medicinal Herb
[00:27] Nokio
    One of these bad boys restores 30 HP, right?
[00:29] Sign
    Nokio
[00:29] ---
    I lost 33 HP, so I need two of them.
[00:33] Musubi
    Just one will be enough, right?
[00:34] Meisaku
    Don't go wasting them.
[00:36] Nokio
    Don't be stingy and give me two.
[00:38] Nokio
    It's seriously not a big dea—
[00:40] Musubi
    What the hell, man?
[00:41] Meisaku
    Gross!
[00:42] Nokio
    Disgusting!
[00:43] Nokio
    Medicinal herbs are nasty!
[00:45] Meisaku
    Even so, don't just spit them out!
[00:47] Tsurukou
    You're gonna have to eat another one now.
[00:49] Nokio
    No way! They're too nasty. I can't eat them.
[00:52] Sweets
    Are you sure you're meant to eat it?
[00:54] Meisaku
    The guy at the item shop said he eats them.
[00:56] Musubi
    And it did restore some HP.
[00:59] Bolt
    But since he didn't finish all
     of it, it only restored 8 HP.
[01:02] Sign
    Meisaku
[01:02] Tsurukou
    Meisaku-paisen recovered
    2 HP since he got spat at.
[01:05] Nokio
    Man, I'm beat.
[01:05] Sign
    Nokio
[01:07] ---
    Is my status "Poisoned"?
[01:08] Meisaku
    No, it's not.
[01:09] ---
    If you were poisoned,
    your status would say "Poisoned."
[01:12] Nokio
    I know I am.
[01:13] ---
    I know my body better than anyone.
[01:15] ---
    You can't rely on the status display.
[01:17] Meisaku
    Sure you can. Being poisoned
    isn't like catching a cold.
[01:19] Nokio
    Just give me an item
    that works against poison.
[01:22] Meisaku
    That'd be the antidotal herb.
[01:24] Nokio
    Actually, I'm good.
[01:24] Meisaku
    Yeah, thought so.
[01:26] Sweets
    But the antidotal herb might taste fine.
[01:28] Bolt
    Okay, let's force-feed Nokio all the herbs so we
     can find out which are tasty and which aren't.
[01:32] Nokio
    What?
[01:33] Tsurukou
    Here!
[01:33] Nokio
    Ah, no, stop!
[01:34] Tsurukou
    Let's feed him the antidotal herb first.
[01:34] Sign
    Antidotal Herb
[01:36] Sign
    Nokio
[01:38] Bolt
    What's his status now?
[01:38] Sign
    Feeling Low
[01:40] Tsurukou
    Oh, it says "Feeling Low."
[01:40] Sign
    Nokio
[01:40] Sign (Orange)
    Feeling Low
[01:42] Meisaku
    It's about how he's "feeling" now?
[01:43] Nokio
    I don't care about adventuring now.
[01:43] Sign
    Nokio
[01:43] Sign
    Feeling Low
[01:45] Sweets
    He's clearly bummed out!
[01:46] Meisaku
    Don't we have anything to cheer him up?
[01:48] Tsurukou
    Well, we currently have...
[01:50] ---
    poison herbs, special medicinal herbs,
[01:50] Sign
    Poison Herb
[01:50] Sign
    Special Medicinal Herb
[01:51] ---
    nasty herbs, and spinach.
[01:51] Sign
    Nasty Herb
[01:52] Sign
    Spinach
[01:53] Tsurukou
    That's all.
[01:54] Musubi
    Spinach will do the trick.
[01:54] Sign
    Nokio
[01:54] Sign
    Feeling Low
[01:55] Bolt
    That's just regular food.
[01:58] Nokio
    Hm...
[01:59] ---
    Nope, nothing. Uncooked, unseasoned
     spinach isn't good or bad. It does nothing.
[02:04] Meisaku
    Thought so.
[02:04] Musubi
    How about this "nasty herb"?
[02:05] Sign
    Nasty Herb
[02:07] Tsurukou
    That grass is nasty, yo, lol.
[02:08] Sign
    Nokio
[02:08] Sign
    Feeling Low
[02:08] Bolt
    It looks disgusting.
[02:10] Bolt
    Let's try it!
[02:10] Nokio
    Don't make me eat that!
[02:12] Tsurukou
    Here you go!
[02:13] Sign
    Nokio
[02:13] Sign
    Feeling Low
[02:14] Nokio
    I-It's good!
[02:16] Meisaku
    Wait, really?
[02:17] Sign (Orange)
    Feeling Low
[02:17] Sweets
    And his status is back to normal!
[02:17] Sign
    Nokio
[02:19] Nokio
    Maybe I'll try some other herbs.
[02:19] Sign
    Nokio
[02:20] Musubi
    He's interested now.
[02:21] Tsurukou
    How about the special medicinal herb?
[02:22] Sign
    Special Medicinal Herb
[02:23] Nokio
    Yeah, hit me!
[02:24] Tsurukou
    Here you go!
[02:25] Sign
    Nokio
[02:27] Nokio
    Ma!
[02:28] Meisaku
    He said "Ma!" and croaked!
[02:30] Musubi
    Even though his HP fully restored!
[02:33] Nokio
    Enough already!
[02:34] Nokio
    Why are they all so vile?
[02:35] Meisaku
    You volunteered to eat that last one.
[02:37] Nokio
    Hand 'em all over. I'll cook up a tasty herb dish!
[02:40] Musubi
    I didn't know you could cook.
[02:42] Nokio
    The texture's not great with
     just herbs. Let's add this nut.
[02:44] Meisaku
    Ah, that's a precious item!
[02:46] Meisaku
    It's the berry of strength!
[02:46] Sign
    Berry of Strength
[02:47] Tsurukou
    It raises your max strength.
[02:49] Nokio
    If you wanna be stronger,
     go get some protein!
[02:51] Bolt
    He's got a point.
[02:52] Nokio
    Too thick. Let's add some water.
[02:54] Meisaku
    That's holy water!
[02:55] Sign
    Holy Water
[02:56] Tsurukou
    You sprinkle it on yourself.
[02:57] Nokio
    It's fine. Holy water's just water.
[03:00] ---
    Anyway, I don't trust anyone
    who sells water at a high price.
[03:02] Bolt
    He's got a point.
[03:03] Meisaku
    You think so?
[03:04] Nokio
    And some mayo to finish it off.
[03:04] Sign
    Mayonnaise
[03:05] Meisaku
    So this dish is mayo-flavored, huh?
[03:07] Sweets
    Will that really taste good?
[03:09] Nokio
    Why not try some and find out?
[03:10] ---
    Here, eat up!
[03:13] Mus/Mei/Tsu/Bol/Swe
    Ma!
[03:14] Nokio
    Right. I'll use this as a weapon.
[03:16] Meisaku
    That's actually a good idea...
[03:19] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E208 - Who Is the Werewolf?

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Tsurukou
    Musubi-paisen has been...
[00:07] Tsurukou
    ...found dead in this miserable state!
[00:10] Meisaki
    What?!
[00:11] Meisaku
    What happened?
[00:11] Sign
    Episode 208
    Who Is the Werewolf?
[00:13] Tsurukou
    Okay, oldies...
[00:14] Sign
    Are You a Werewolf?
[00:14] Sign
    Are You a Werewolf?
[00:14] Tsurukou
    Welcome to "Are You a Werewolf?"
[00:16] Meisaku
    "Are You a..." what?
[00:17] Tsurukou
    You don't know it?
[00:18] ---
    It's a game where you use deduction to
    find out which of the players is a werewolf.
[00:23] Meisaku
    Ah, right, it's a game.
[00:24] ---
    Then why'd you have to make
    Musubi look that miserable?
[00:27] Tsurukou
    The horrifying werewolf who attacked
    Musubi-paisen is hiding among you.
[00:32] ---
    Chat to each other to find the werewolf.
    If you guess wrong, there'll be other victims!
[00:37] Meisaku
    What?
[00:38] Tsurukou
    By the way, I'm the moderator.
[00:40] Tsurukou
    Okay, let's get started!
[00:42] Meisaku
    Where should we start?
[00:44] Nokio
    Well, I'm not the werewolf.
[00:46] Bolt
    Me neither.
[00:47] Sweets
    I have no idea what's going on.
[00:49] Meisaku
    I'm not it, either...
[00:50] Meisaku
    Hm, the werewolf must be lying.
[00:52] Wolf Boy
    Huh, I wonder who the werewolf is.
[00:54] ---
    Must be someone who's obviously
    lying and looks like a wolf!
[00:57] Nokio
    That would be you!
[00:59] Wolf Boy
    What?! That's not very nice, Master!
     What makes you say that?
[01:03] Nokio
    First off, your name's Pretty Wolf Boy,
    and I heard you got better at lying.
[01:06] ---
    Also, calling someone who's the same age
    as you "senpai" and "master" is a kind of lie!
[01:10] Wolf Boy
    It's just a habit of mine to call anyone
    and everyone "senpai" or "master."
[01:13] Meisaku
    That's "a habit"?
[01:14] Wolf Boy
    I even call my younger brother,
     "Little Bro-senpai"!
[01:16] Bolt
    You're crazy.
[01:17] Sweets
    So we're looking for a liar?
[01:19] Sweets
    Who's told a lie before?
[01:21] ---
    I have!
[01:21] ---
    Wait, it's me?!
[01:23] Meisaku
    What are you going on about?
[01:24] Tsurukou
    You have ten more seconds to discuss it.
[01:26] Meisaku
    We're out of time!
[01:27] Bolt
    Everyone, listen to me.
[01:28] Bolt
    I actually have a secret.
[01:31] Meisaku
    What is it?
[01:32] Tsurukou
    Time's up!
[01:33] Bolt
    Oh, that's time.
[01:34] Meisaku
    Darn it!
[01:35] Sign (Top)
    Who is the werewolf?
[01:35] Sign (Middle)
    Meisaku
[01:35] Sign (Middle)
    Sweets
[01:35] Sign (Middle)
    Musubi
[01:35] Sign (Bottom)
    Nokio
[01:35] Sign (Bottom)
    Bolt
[01:35] Sign (Bottom)
    Pretty Wolf Boy
[01:35] Tsurukou
    Let's all vote to see who
     we think the werewolf is.
[01:39] Meisaku
    Hm... I have no idea...
[01:41] Nokio
    Let's just pick the person
    who's most likely to be lying.
[01:43] ---
    Someone who's good at lying.
[01:45] Sweets
    Okay!
[01:45] Sign (Top)
    Who is the werewolf?
[01:45] Sign (Middle)
    Meisaku
[01:45] Sign (Middle)
    Sweets
[01:45] Sign (Middle)
    Musubi
[01:45] Sign (Bottom)
    Nokio
[01:45] Sign (Bottom)
    Bolt
[01:45] Sign (Bottom)
    Pretty Wolf Boy
[01:46] Tsurukou
    Most people think...
[01:47] Sign (Middle)
    Nokio
[01:47] Sign (Middle)
    Nokio
[01:47] Sign (Bottom)
    Pretty Wolf Boy
[01:47] Sign (Bottom)
    Nokio
[01:47] Sign (Bottom)
    Nokio
[01:47] Tsurukou
    Nokio-paisen's the werewolf!
[01:49] Nokio
    Why me?
[01:50] Meisaku
    Well, you're the one who lies the most.
[01:52] Tsurukou
    Nokio-paisen's out of the game!
[01:55] Nokio
    Wait, but I'm...
[01:56] Tsurukou
    So anyhow, you're out.
[01:56] Sign (Top)
    Who is the werewolf?
[01:56] Sign (Middle)
    Meisaku
[01:56] Sign (Middle)
    Sweets
[01:56] Sign (Middle)
    Musubi
[01:56] Sign (Bottom)
    Nokio
[01:56] Sign (Bottom)
    Bolt
[01:56] Sign (Bottom)
    Pretty Wolf Boy
[01:58] ---
    Night falls. A terrifying moonlit night.
[02:01] Meisaku
    A m-moonlit night?
[02:02] Tsurukou
    And then, next morning...
[02:04] Bolt
    Sweets!
[02:07] Tsurukou
    Sweets-paisen was attacked by the
     werewolf, who's still among us.
[02:10] Meisaku
    Nokio wasn't the werewolf, huh?
[02:12] Wolf Boy
    Only three of us remain.
    One of us has to be the werewolf!
[02:12] Sign (Top)
    Who is the werewolf?
[02:12] Sign (Middle)
    Meisaku
[02:12] Sign (Middle)
    Sweets
[02:12] Sign (Middle)
    Musubi
[02:12] Sign (Bottom)
    Nokio
[02:12] Sign (Bottom)
    Bolt
[02:12] Sign (Bottom)
    Pretty Wolf Boy
[02:16] Bolt
    I'll tell you my secret now. I'm actually...
[02:19] ---
    ...the seer!
[02:19] Sign
    Seer
[02:19] Sign
    Seer
[02:20] Meisaku
    The seer?
[02:21] Tsurukou
    He can divine if someone's the werewolf.
[02:23] Bolt
    My clairvoyance is telling me...
[02:25] ---
    ...Pretty Wolf Boy is the werewolf!
[02:27] Meisaku
    What?!
[02:28] Bolt
    My clairvoyance is also telling me banana
    yellow is your lucky color today, Meisaku.
[02:32] Meisaku
    Why is mine just a regular fortune?
[02:34] Wolf Boy
    But I'm not the werewolf!
[02:36] Bolt
    Making excuses now is pathetic!
[02:37] Wolf Boy
    In this game, the werewolf can
    trick us by telling us they're the seer!
[02:42] Meisaku
    They can do that, huh?
[02:43] Bolt
    I am truly and honestly the seer!
[02:45] ---
    Meisaku's sign, Aries, is 12th in this week's
     horoscope. His lucky item's a banana!
[02:48] ---
    And here's today's kitty!
[02:49] Meisaku
    You're getting desperate.
[02:51] Wolf Boy
    If you're really the seer, Bolt-senpai,
[02:52] ---
    why didn't you tell us before
     Sweets-senpai was attacked?
[02:55] ---
    Your silence makes you suspicious!
[02:57] Meisaku
    Well, uh... he's got a point.
[02:59] Bolt
    Don't be deceived, Meisaku!
[03:00] ---
    I could never lie to my best
    friend, Meishirt Matsuki!
[03:03] Meisaku
    If I'm your best friend,
    don't get my name wrong.
[03:05] Tsurukou
    Ten more seconds!
[03:07] Wolf Boy
    Meisaku-senpai, there's a classic tale called
    The Flying Squirrel and the King, right?
[03:10] ---
    The Flying Squirrel
    and the King
[03:10] ---
    Putting a friendship at risk, the king chooses
     the flying squirrel who told the truth.
[03:15] ---
    I choose to believe Meisaku-senpai!
[03:17] Tsurukou
    Time's up!
[03:18] Tsurukou
    Let's vote on who we think is
    most likely to be the werewolf!
[03:21] Bolt
    Obviously I'm voting for Pretty
    Wolf Boy, as he is the werewolf.
[03:21] Sign (Top)
    Who is the werewolf?
[03:21] Sign (Middle)
    Meisaku
[03:21] Sign (Middle)
    Sweets
[03:21] Sign (Middle)
    Musubi
[03:21] Sign (Bottom)
    Nokio
[03:21] Sign (Bottom)
    Bolt
[03:21] Sign (Bottom)
    Pretty Wolf Boy
[03:22] Sign (Bottom)
    Pretty Wolf Boy
[03:24] Wolf Boy
    I'm voting for Bolt-senpai, who's lying!
[03:25] Sign (Bottom)
    Bolt
[03:27] Meisaku
    I'll vote... I'll vote for...
[03:30] ---
    Pretty Wolf Boy's choice!
[03:32] Sign (Middle)
    Bolt
[03:33] Tsurukou
    As a result of majority vote,
    Bolt-senpai is banished from the game.
[03:38] Tsurukou
    Bolt-paisen is...
[03:40] Tsurukou
    ...the werewolf!
[03:40] Sign
    The Werewolf
[03:42] ---
    The human team wins!
[03:44] Wolf Boy
    Yay!
[03:45] Meisaku
    Whew, great!
[03:47] Bolt
    You turds.
[03:48] ---
    I was this close to fooling these idiots.
[03:51] Meisaku
    That's offensive.
[03:52] Bolt
    "My best friend"? Ha! I said
    something I don't even mean.
[03:55] Meisaku
    Now you're really offending me!
[03:57] Nokio
    But why'd you believe
    Pretty Wolf Boy, Meisaku?
[03:59] Meisaku
    He won me over with his
    analogy of that classic tale.
[04:01] ---
    I'd never heard the story of
    The Flying Squirrel and the King.
[04:04] Wolf Boy
    Oh, I made that up.
[04:06] Nokio
    Huh?
[04:06] Wolf Boy
    There's no such tale!
[04:07] Meisaku
    Huh?
[04:08] Wolf Boy
    I don't have a little bro, either.
[04:09] Nokio
    That's a lie, too?
[04:10] Wolf Boy
    Wait, was I supposed to not lie?
[04:12] ---
    My bad!
[04:14] ---
    My bad!
[04:15] Meisaku
    He's scarier than the werewolf!
[04:16] Meisaku
    My bad!
[04:18] Meisaku
    My bad, my bad!
[04:20] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E209 - The Pied Piper of Dragon Palace Town

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Tsurukou
    Glancy glance. Glancy glance...
[00:08] ---
    And a one and a two...
[00:10] Sign
    Episode 209
    The Pied Piper of Dragon Palace Town
[00:10] Meisaku
    Is that Tsurukou over there?
[00:11] Bolt
    Hey! What are ya up to?
[00:13] Tsurukou
    Eek!
[00:14] Musubi
    Why are you so jumpy?
[00:16] Tsurukou
    W-Well, I was just about to play my recorder.
[00:19] Bolt
    On the roof? Weirdo.
[00:22] Tsurukou
    Leave me alone. Why are
    you all up here, anyway?
[00:25] Meisaku
    To read classic tales from around the world.
[00:28] Musubi
    To play this strange musical instrument.
[00:30] Bolt
    To do some bobsledding,
    which I'm really into these days.
[00:32] Mei/Mus/Bol
    That's why I'm up here.
[00:34] Tsurukou
    You're all plenty weird yourselves!
[00:36] Meisaku
    Can't you just play your
    recorder in the classroom?
[00:39] Tsurukou
    Nuh-uh, no way!
[00:40] Tsurukou
    I can't play in front of others.
[00:42] Meisaku
    Why not? I thought you were good at it.
[00:44] Tsurukou
    Well, because...
[00:45] Tsurukou
    You'll find out when you hear me play.
[00:48] Bolt
    Intriguing.
[00:49] Musubi
    Play a bit for us.
[00:50] Tsurukou
    You sure? Okay, here I go.
[00:52] Meisaku
    R-Right.
[00:58] Meisaku
    Sounds all right to me.
[01:00] Bolt
    What's the issue?
[01:01] Tsurukou
    Look down at your feet.
[01:02] Meisaku
    Huh? Mice?!
[01:05] Tsurukou
    Whenever I play the recorder,
     they just appear.
[01:07] Bolt
    What a bizarre phenomenon!
[01:09] Meisaku
    That sounds like The Pied Piper of Hamelin.
[01:09] Sign
    The Pied Piper of Hamelin
[01:09] Sign
    The Pied Piper of Hamelin
[01:11] Tsurukou
    Hamelin?
[01:12] Meisaku
    It's a tale about a man who plays
    a magic pipe to rid a town of rats.
[01:12] Sign
    The Pied Piper
    of Hamelin
[01:15] ---
    But he doesn't get paid
     what he was promised,
[01:18] ---
    so he gets mad and plays his pipe
    to lure away all the town's kids.
[01:21] Tsurukou
    Huh. I haven't heard that tale before.
[01:23] Bolt
    So do you only attract mice?
[01:25] Tsurukou
    I guess so.
[01:28] Meisaku
    President?!
[01:29] Musubi
    He's not a mouse, yet he's been
    drawn to the sound of the recorder!
[01:32] Chienetsu
    Where am I? What am I doing here?
[01:35] Meisaku
    Oh, he came to.
[01:36] Tsurukou
    Whenever I play my recorder,
    mice and stuff get drawn to the sound.
[01:40] Chienetsu
    Mice are drawn to it?
[01:41] Chienetsu
    Perfect!
[01:44] Chienetsu
    We have a mice problem in
     the student council's room.
[01:48] ---
    And I really don't like mice.
[01:50] Musubi
    Even though you look like a cat?
[01:51] Tsurukou
    So you want me to draw
    'em out with my recorder?
[01:54] Chienetsu
    I'm counting on you.
[01:57] Chienetsu
    I see you, you wretched rodents.
[01:59] Chienetsu
    Assemble!
[01:59] Sign
    ASSEMBLE
[02:00] Chienetsu
    And you have.
[02:01] Meisaku
    Now the mice are here,
    how will you get rid of them?
[02:03] Chienetsu
    I'll have my minions take care of them.
[02:07] Meisaku
    Minions?
[02:07] Chienetsu
    I'm counting on you, minions.
[02:09] Meisaku
    Don't make us your minions!
[02:11] Bolt
    More and more mice are showing up.
[02:13] Chienetsu
    Get rid of them.
[02:14] ---
    If you let them touch
    the president's chair,
[02:16] ---
    you'll be expelled!
[02:16] Sign
    EXPELLED
[02:18] Meisaku
    That's just absurd!
[02:21] Chienetsu
    Now, get rid of the mouse coming toward
    us from the right-hand side of the screen.
[02:25] Meisaku
    What the heck is this?
[02:26] Chienetsu
    And go!
[02:27] Meisaku
    Okay, guess I'll put Musubi here.
[02:29] ---
    Oh, he has that strange instrument.
[02:31] Tsurukou
    Is he gonna do like me and
    play it to get rid of the mice?
[02:34] Meisaku
    He hit the mouse with it!
[02:36] Chienetsu
    Yes, that's the way!
[02:37] Musubi
    Bored now.
[02:38] Chienetsu
    It's way too soon for that!
    Okay, next up is the tortoise. Go!
[02:40] Meisaku
    I'll place him here.
[02:42] Tsurukou
    He's holding a bobsled.
[02:44] Meisaku
    He hit the mouse with it!
[02:45] Tsurukou
    That's not how you bobsled!
[02:47] Bolt
    Wait... It isn't?
[02:49] Chienetsu
    What's wrong, Tortoise?!
[02:50] Bolt
    This isn't how you bobsled?
[02:53] Meisaku
    You don't know the rules?
[02:54] Bolt
    No, I don't...
[02:56] Meisaku
    Oh no, President! The mice keep on coming!
[02:59] Chienetsu
    Time for my trump card...
[03:01] ---
    It's your turn, the Pied Piper
    of Dragon Palace Elementary!
[03:08] Chienetsu
    That's right, take all the mice far, far away!
[03:12] Bolt
    That's some parade.
[03:14] Meisaku
    Don't you think our school
    has rather a lot of mice?
[03:19] Meisaku
    And they're gone.
[03:20] Musubi
    That's the mice problem solved.
     All's well that ends well, huh?
[03:23] Tsurukou
    That's good news, isn't it, President?
[03:25] Meisaku
    Huh? Where is he?
[03:27] ---
    He went with the mice, didn't he?
[03:29] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E210 - Independent Research But Liberal

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Mei
    Groceries!
[00:07] Meisaku
    You're doing a great job
    helping with the errand!
[00:10] Meisaku
    Oh, it's Nokio.
[00:11] Meisaku
    What are you up to?
[00:12] Nokio
    Wondering what constitutes "research."
[00:14] Meisaku
    Oh, uh, you are?
[00:14] Sign
    Episode 210
    Independent Research
     But Liberal
[00:16] Mei
    So cool!
[00:17] Meisaku
    But, uh...
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[00:19] Sign (Left)
    School Zone
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[00:19] Sign (Right)
    Peaches from
    Shangri-La
[00:19] Meisaku
    What made you wonder that?
[00:20] Nokio
    We had to do "independent research"
     over summer break, right?
[00:23] Meisaku
    Oh, the thing that's due tomorrow?
[00:24] Nokio
    I'm wondering how liberal we can be
     with the definition of "research."
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[00:27] Sign (Left)
    School Zone
[00:27] Meisaku
    Huh?
[00:28] Nokio
    Liberally speaking,
    could I research "nothing"?
[00:30] Meisaku
    No, you can't! That's just
    not doing your homework!
[00:32] Mei
    So uncool!
[00:34] Meisaku
    So what are you gonna do?
[00:35] Nokio
    I know! Bolt!
[00:37] Meisaku
    Bolt?
[00:37] Nokio
    I'll research Bolt.
[00:39] Nokio
    He's one mysterious dude, don't you think?
[00:41] Nokio
    I'll tail him and see what he gets up to.
[00:43] Meisaku
    Ah, you mean a documentary.
[00:44] Sign
    Documentary
[00:44] Sign
    Documentary
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[00:45] Sign (Left)
    School Zone
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[00:45] Sign (Right)
    Peaches from
    Shangri-La
[00:45] Meisaku
    A classic format where you
     present the subject, warts and all.
[00:48] Nokio
    That settles it, then.
[00:49] Nokio
    With the three of us working together,
    our independent research will be amazing!
[00:53] Mei
    Three of us?
[00:54] Meisaku
    Don't go roping us in, too!
[00:58] Meisaku
    Do you see Bolt?
[00:59] Nokio
    I see him, but... well...
[01:01] Meisaku
    He's on his knees?!
[01:03] Mei
    In a pinch!
[01:04] Meisaku
    Shouldn't we go help him?
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    Palace
    Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
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[01:05] Nokio
    No, we will... record this.
[01:08] Mei
    Record.
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SIGN    Dragon
    Palace
    Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
[01:09] Meisaku
    I wonder what's going on...
[01:11] Bolt
    I'm begging you! Please
    make me your apprentice!
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SIGN    Dragon
    Palace
    Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
[01:13] Sushi Chef
    No way! Go home!
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SIGN    Dragon
    Palace
    Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
[01:14] Bolt
    No, I will not!
[01:16] Bolt
    I will not move from here until
     you make me your apprentice!
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    Palace
    Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
[01:18] Meisaku
    An apprentice, of all things?
[01:20] Sushi Chef
    We won't go easy on you here.
[01:22] Sushi Chef
    Are you prepared?
[01:23] Bolt
    I am not!
[01:23] Sushi Chef
    Huh?
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    Palace
    Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
[01:24] Bolt
    I want it easy!
[01:25] Bolt
    I want to train to be a sushi chef at
    my leisure and without any pressure!
[01:29] Meisaku
    How self-serving!
[01:30] Sushi Chef
    I... I don't need someone like that! Go home!
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    Palace
    Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
[01:32] Bolt
    I will not!
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    Palace
    Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
[01:33] Bolt
    I am not budging an inch until
    you make me your apprentice!
[01:36] Sushi Chef
    Please go home. I'm begging you.
[01:38] Bolt
    No matter what happens, I am not moving!
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[01:40] Meisaku
    Apply that passion to your training!
[01:45] Nokio
    Looks like he gave up on being a sushi chef.
[01:47] Meisaku
    He's at a florist this time.
[01:48] Mei
    Flowers!
[01:49] Nokio
    Let's keep on recording.
[01:51] Bolt
    I'd like to buy some flowers.
    Could you tell me their meanings?
[01:54] Florist
    Sure. Which ones in particular?
[01:56] Nokio
    He's asking about flower meanings?
[01:57] Meisaku
    He's a romantic, huh?
[01:59] Bolt
    I was thinking these ones.
[02:00] Florist
    Those flowers mean "eternal love."
[02:02] Sign
    Eternal Love
[02:02] Sign
    Eternal Love
[02:04] Bolt
    What about these?
[02:05] Florist
    They don't have a very
     nice meaning. It's "revenge."
[02:08] Sign
    Revenge
[02:08] Sign
    Revenge
[02:09] Bolt
    Okay, I'll take the "revenge" ones.
[02:10] Meiskau
    You're going with those?
[02:12] Florist
    W-Well, they're pretty all the same.
[02:14] Bolt
    Could you tell me the
    meanings of these ones here?
[02:17] Florist
    Let's see...
[02:17] Florist
    This one means "true friendship,"
[02:18] Sign
    True Friendship
[02:18] Sign
    True Friendship
[02:19] Florist
    this one is "gratitude,"
[02:19] Sign
    Gratitude
[02:19] Sign
    Gratitude
[02:20] Florist
    and the meaning of this one is kinda bad...
[02:22] Florist
    It's "fools."
[02:22] Sign
    Fools
[02:22] Sign
    Fools
[02:23] Bolt
    I'll take all the "fools" you have.
[02:25] Nokio
    Why would you go in that direction?
[02:26] Sign
    Burglar Burgling the Parental Home
[02:26] Sign
    Burglar Burgling the Parental Home
[02:26] Bolt
    Is there a "burglar burgling the parental home,"
    or a "heater that stops working in winter"?
[02:28] Sign
    A Heater That Stops Working In Winter
[02:28] Sign
    A Heater That Stops Working In Winter
[02:30] Meisaku
    What are you buying flowers like that for?
[02:33] Sign
    Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
[02:34] Nokio
    He's doing fortune telling now.
[02:36] Meisaku
    Can he even tell fortunes?
[02:38] Sign
    Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
[02:38] Nokio
    It says: "Sweet Talk Fortune Telling."
[02:39] Bolt
    Ah! Hold it right there, mister!
[02:39] Sign
    Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
[02:41] Man
    Huh?
[02:42] Bolt
    Your guardian spirits are major leaguers!
[02:45] Man
    Huh? Major leaguers? Which ones?
[02:45] Sign
    Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
[02:47] Bolt
    All of them.
[02:48] Man
    All of them?!
[02:49] Bolt
    The famous ones are all here.
[02:49] Sign
    Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
[02:50] Bolt
    I've never met anyone with such amazing luck.
[02:54] Meisaku
    He's sweet-talking him, all right.
[02:54] Sign
    Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
[02:55] Bolt
    May I read your palm?
[02:56] Man
    Ah, uh, okay.
[02:56] Sign
    Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
[02:57] Bolt
    Holy wow!
[02:59] Bolt
    People with lines on their
     hands are real geniuses!
[03:02] Sign
    Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
[03:02] Nokio
    Everyone has them.
[03:02] Bolt
    And we call these things "nails," and anyone
     with nails succeeds in everything they do.
[03:06] Bolt
    Amazing!
[03:08] Sign
    Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
[03:08] Meisaku
    This is some aggressive sweet talk.
[03:09] Man
    Ah, I feel so good!
[03:11] Meisaku
    Guess he likes it.
[03:11] Sign
    Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
[03:14] Nokio
    We followed him all day,
    but he's more of a mystery than ever.
[03:18] Mei
    Mystery.
[03:19] Nokio
    I suppose we could...
[03:20] Nokio
    just ask him.
[03:21] Meisaku
    So why have we been tailing him?
[03:23] Nokio
    Bolt, what have you been up to today?
[03:25] Bolt
    Today?
[03:26] Bolt
    My independent research.
[03:27] Meisaku
    Independent research?!
[03:29] Mei
    In what way?
[03:30] Bolt
    I just did whatever came to mind.
[03:32] Bolt
    I took a liberal approach to "research."
[03:34] Nok/Mei
    I see!
[03:36] Meisaku
    That's way too liberal!
[03:39] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E211 - Strange Treasure Island

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Musubi
    Ahoy, me hearties! Let's set sail!
[00:08] Sweets
    Peach!
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[00:09] Meisaku
    Well, that came out of nowhere.
[00:11] Musubi
    We found a treasure map.
[00:13] Meisaku
    What?!
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[00:14] Meisaku
    Like the one they find in that classic
    piece of literature, Treasure Island?
[00:14] Sign
    Treasure
    Island
[00:18] Sweets
    Yeah, exactly. Treasure
    hunting sounds like fun!
[00:18] Sign
    Episode 211
    Strange
    Treasure
     Island
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[00:21] Musubi
    Think the treasure'll be cold, hard cash?
[00:22] Musubi
    Or maybe it'll be cold, hard cash!
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[00:24] Meisaku
    Why not imagine something
     a bit more romantic?
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[00:27] ---
    Anyway, is that map even legit?
    Where did you find it?
[00:30] Musubi
    It was a flier in this morning's paper.
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[00:32] Meisaku
    That really isn't where
    you find treasure maps.
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[00:35] Musubi
    Here's the map.
[00:36] Sweets
    Peachy peach! Lots of
    mistakes crossed out on there!
[00:39] Meisaku
    They're not mistakes. They
    probably show where treasure is.
[00:42] Musubi
    There's a hat, a triangle,
    and a peach near the X's.
[00:46] Meisaku
    I feel like I've seen these somewhere before...
[00:48] Sweets
    I've got it!
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    Serving
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    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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    King
    Serving
[00:49] Musubi
    Huh?
[00:50] Sweets
    They represent...
[00:51] Sweets
    Hat Triangle Peach Park!
[00:51] Sign
    Hat Triangle Peach Park
[00:51] Sign
    Hat Triangle Peach Park
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    King
    Serving
[00:53] Meisaku
    Hat Triangle Peach Park?
    Isn't that a bit too convenient?
[00:57] Musubi
    Conveniently, it does exist.
[00:58] Meisaku
    How very convenient.
[00:58] Sign (Top From Left To Right)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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    Regular
    Serving
[01:00] Musubi
    But that park's huge.
    Searching it will be hard.
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    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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    Serving
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    Serving
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    Serving
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    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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    King
    Serving
[01:03] Sweets
    It's fine! We can use a power
    shovel to dig up the whole park!
[01:06] Musubi
    Good idea!
[01:07] Meisaku
    No, it really isn't.
[01:07] Sign (Top From Left To Right)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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    King
    Serving
[01:08] Musubi
    Arrr! Treasure, 'ere we come!
[01:10] Sweets
    Peach!
[01:12] Meisaku
    I'm not sure you'll actually find anything...
[01:14] Sign
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[01:14] Sign
    Story
[01:14] Sign
    Student
    on Duty
    Today
[01:14] Nokio
    Ha! Listen to these second-rate fools.
[01:16] Bolt
    As it happens, we overheard every single word.
[01:16] Sign
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[01:16] Sign
    Story
[01:20] Tsurukou
    We're taking all that treasure for
     ourselves, thank you very much!
[01:23] Nokio
    The hat, the triangle, and the peach can
    only signify Meisaku, Musubi, and Sweets.
[01:25] Sign
    Meisaku
[01:25] Sign
    Meisaku
[01:25] Sign
    Musubi
[01:25] Sign
    Musubi
[01:26] Sign
    Sweets
[01:26] Sign
    Sweets
[01:27] Tsurukou
    Literally took one second to work out.
[01:29] Bolt
    Those three were standing here,
    which means the treasure...
[01:32] Nok/Bol/Tsu
    ...is buried right here!
[01:34] Tsurukou
    Is it okay to dig in a classroom?
[01:36] Nokio
    Large gold coins!
[01:36] Bolt
    Small ones!
[01:37] Tsurukou
    And lots of them!
[01:38] Bolt
    Found it!
[01:39] Tsurukou
    Wait, we're on the fourth floor...
[01:41] Nokio
    Let's open it up!
[01:42] Nokio
    Is it cold, hard cash?
[01:43] Nokio
    Or maybe it's cold, hard cash?!
[01:44] Bolt
    These are...
[01:45] Bolt
    Treasure maps!
[01:47] Nokio
    More maps?
[01:48] Nokio
    And there are four of them?
[01:49] Tsurukou
    So the first treasure map was
     a map to more treasure maps.
[01:53] Bolt
    Very confusing.
[01:54] Nokio
    This is the first new one.
[01:55] Tsurukou
    It's terrible!
[01:56] Tsurukou
    Your drawing's gotta be neat, neat, neat!
[01:59] Nokio
    Here's the second one.
[02:00] Tsurukou
    Seriously, how many skulls?!
[02:02] Bolt
    Too many dangerous places!
[02:03] Nokio
    Looks like they ran out
    of ink on the third one.
[02:05] Bolt
    Reprint it then!
[02:07] Tsurukou
    Or just don't print treasure maps!
[02:09] Nokio
    Is this the map that shows
     where the treasure is?
[02:11] Tsurukou
    These are clearly hot springs.
[02:13] Nokio
    What the heck, man...
[02:15] Bolt
    Looks like they're fakes, after all.
[02:18] Tsurukou
    Hold on a sec! What if you...
[02:19] Bolt
    Hm?
[02:20] Tsurukou
    Take the first map,
[02:21] Tsurukou
    the second map,
[02:22] Tsurukou
    the third map,
[02:23] Tsurukou
    and the fourth map...
[02:24] Tsurukou
    Place 'em all next to each other...
[02:26] Nok/Bol/Tsu
    Oh!
[02:28] Nokio
    Hey, Meisaku!
[02:31] Meisaku
    What's up?
[02:32] Musubi
    Can't you see we're busy digging up the park?
[02:34] Tsurukou
    Meisaku-paisen, take off your hat!
[02:37] Meisaku
    Huh? My hat? Why?
[02:39] Bolt
    Don't ask questions! Do it!
[02:40] Meisaku
    Uh, okay...
[02:41] Meisaku
    Huh?!
[02:42] Nokio
    A treasure chest!
[02:43] Meisaku
    When did this get here?
[02:45] Tsurukou
    The four maps showed
    your hat, Meisaku-paisen!
[02:48] Nokio
    We've finally found the treasure!
[02:50] Musubi
    Is there dough inside?
[02:51] Musubi
    Cash?
[02:51] Musubi
    Smackeroonies?
[02:52] Meisaku
    All those things mean money.
[02:54] Nokio
    And inside, we find...
[02:55] Mus/Nok
    Cold, hard cash!
[02:57] Meisaku
    It really was cold, hard cash!
[02:59] Bolt
    No, look closer.
[03:00] Bolt
    These are...
[03:01] Bolt
    Treasure maps!
[03:03] Mus/Nok
    Again?!
[03:04] Tsurukou
    So that first map was a treasure map
[03:06] Tsurukou
    that led to more treasure maps that
    led to even more treasure maps...
[03:09] Meisaku
    I've had enough!
[03:11] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E212 - Utashima Taro

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign
    Episode 212
    Utashima Taro
[00:06] Bolt
    Sigh.
[00:07] Tsurukou
    Bolt-paisen looks really down.
[00:10] Meisaku
    What's the matter?
[00:10] Bolt
    My terrible singing is getting me down.
[00:13] Sweets
    Sing something for us.
[00:14] Bolt
    Okay, but...
[00:15] Bolt
    Don't laugh.
[00:16] Tsurukou
    Are you that bad?
[00:18] Sign
    Urashima Taro
[00:22] Bolt
    Once upon a time, Urashima was
[00:26] Bolt
    Escorted off by a turtle he rescued
[00:31] Meisaku
    That was it?
[00:32] Meisaku
    You sang that line to the melody
     for the last line of the song.
[00:36] Tsurukou
    Is that what you meant
    by "terrible singing"?
[00:37] Bolt
    I've tried singing it lots of times,
    but it always ends there!
[00:40] Meisaku
    The song actually tells the tale of
    Urashima Taro, and there are five verses.
[00:44] Bolt
    Somebody teach me the correct lyrics!
[00:47] Utashima
    I'll teach you.
[00:48] Meisaku
    Wh-Who are you?
[00:50] Utashima
    Who am I? I am…
[00:52] Utashima
    ♫ I'm Utashima Taro, a music BooTuber ♫
[00:59] Meisaku
    Wow, you're good at the keyboard.
[01:01] Sweets
    He's a BooTuber who does videos on music.
[01:03] Utashima
    That's right!
[01:04] Meisaku
    Not everything needs accompaniment.
[01:06] Utashima
    All right, give this a listen.
[01:08] Utashima
    "Urashima Taro."
[01:09] Bolt
    Please, thank you!
[01:10] Sign
    Urashima Taro
[01:14] Utashima
     Once upon a time, Urashima was
[01:18] Utashima
     Invited by a turtle he rescued
[01:22] Meisaku
    Right.
[01:22] Utashima
     To go to the Dragon Palace
[01:22] Meisaku
    m 0 0 l 60 -1 b 62 -1 63 1 63 3 l 63 9 l 60 9 b 59 10 59 11 58 12 l -5 12 l -5 6 b -4 2 -3 1 -1 0
[01:22] Meisaku
    Dragon Palace
[01:26] Meisaku
    He went
    by bus?
[01:26] Utashima
    blur0.34\shad0\b1\bord2.5\fs24\fscx90\pos(320,290)\2c&HFFFFFF&\c&H7914DF&\k7} It was a run-down old place, not even worth locking up*
[01:30] Bolt
    A run-down
     old place?!
[01:31] Utashima
     Princess Otohime went missing
[01:34] Sweets
    She went
    missing?!
[01:35] Utashima
     And the sea bream and the flounder went home
[01:38] Tsurukou
    They didn't
    entertain him?
[01:39] Utashima
     It was boring and there was nothing to do
[01:43] Utashima
     He wanted to go home, but the bus never came
[01:46] Meisaku
    Fewer buses
    in the
    countryside.
[01:47] Utashima
     He realized he'd been deceived
[01:51] Utashima
     He didn't even listen to the turtle till the end
[01:55] Tsurukou
    So he's leaving?
[01:55] Utashima
     What bothered him most on the way home was
[02:00] Utashima
     The Pandora's box he got as a souvenir
[02:03] Sweets
    It's so big,
    it's a hassle!
[02:04] Utashima
     He returned home to an unfamiliar sight
[02:08] Utashima
     His house and village were long gone
[02:11] Meisaku
    I guess time
    had passed.
[02:12] Utashima
     Because he'd walked in the wrong direction
[02:15] Bolt
    So it was
     his fault!
[02:16] Utashima
     There was no bus until the next morning
[02:19] Tsurukou
    Just call a
    cab, then!
[02:20] Utashima
     He felt helpless and opened the box
[02:24] Meisaku
    Right.
[02:24] Utashima
     But open it up and you shall regret it
[02:28] Meisaku
    Right, right.
[02:28] Utashima
     What he found inside the box was
[02:32] Meisaku
    What?
[02:32] Utashima
     An old man crammed in tight
[02:36] Bolt
    An old man
     was in there!
[02:37] Sweets
    Scary!
[02:39] Meisaku
    What the heck was that song?!
    The lyrics were all wrong!
[02:42] Bolt
    Is that really how the song goes?
[02:44] Utashima
    Don't worry, there's more.
[02:46] Sweets
    There is?
[02:47] Tsurukou
    Let's hear it, then.
[02:48] Utashima
    All right, give this a listen.
[02:50] Utashima
    "Urashima Taro."
[02:51] Bolt
    Please, thank you!
[02:56] Utashima
    The old man was a miscreant
[03:00] Sweets
    A miscreant?
[03:00] Utashima
    He moved into Urashima's place
[03:04] Meisaku
    Kick him out.
[03:04] Utashima
    And fraudulently used Urashima's credit card
[03:08] Tsurukou
    Don't do that!
[03:08] Utashima
    On top of that, he leaked Urashima's address
[03:12] Bolt
    He's the worst!
[03:13] Utashima
    It was too much to bear, and Urashima had to move
[03:16] Meisaku
    Good for him.
[03:17] Utashima
    But the old man found his new address right away
[03:20] Sweets
    But how?
[03:21] Utashima
    He locked all of Urashima's social media accounts
[03:24] Tsuruko
    But why?!
[03:25] Utashima
    And posted Urashima's phone number online
[03:29] Meisaku
    Why'd he
     do that?
[03:31] Meisaku
    Stop! Stop! It's all messed up!
[03:33] Bolt
    It was just an unfortunate song.
[03:35] Utashima
    Well...
[03:36] Utashima
    In truth,
[03:37] Utashima
    that all happened to me.
[03:38] Meisaku
    In that case, you have my sympathy.
[03:41] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E213 - A Fitness Game Where Even Dogs Can Lose Weight!

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Lassi
    Got your smartphones ready?
[00:08] Lassi
    All righty.
[00:08] Lassi
    Get online now!
[00:10] Nokio
    Aw man, it's sold out already!
[00:12] Sweets
    Same here.
[00:13] Lassi
    Goddamn!
[00:14] Meisaku
    What are you making them do?
[00:15] Lassi
    I want this fitness game
     that's in short supply,
[00:17] Lassi
    so I asked these two to snap it up
     as soon as it's back in stock online.
[00:20] Meisaku
    Don't use your students
     for things like that!
[00:22] Musubi
    What are fitness games?
[00:24] Meisaku
    A workout in the form of a video game.
[00:24] Sign
    Episode 213
    A Fitness Game Where Even Dogs Can Lose Weight!
[00:26] Meisaku
    Even people who don't usually
     play video games play them.
[00:28] Lassi
    I've gained a teensy bit of weight lately
     because I haven't been exercising.
[00:32] Meisaku
    Sounds more than a "teensy" bit.
[00:33] Lassi
    At this rate, it'll flag up in my physical.
[00:35] Nokio
    You have physicals?
[00:37] Meisaku
    But you're a dog.
[00:38] Sweets
    Hey, isn't there a fitness
    game in that other world?
[00:41] Meisaku
    Hm, yeah, there might be.
[00:42] Lassi
    What are you talking about?
[00:43] Sweets
    Well, this and that happened, and a door in
     Meisaku's house now leads to another world.
[00:44] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Schoolboy
[00:44] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Schoolboy
[00:44] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Meisaku Matsuda
[00:44] Sign (Bottom Right)
    Meisaku Matsuda
[00:44] Sign
    Rare
[00:47] Lassi
    Fan...
[00:48] Meisaku
    Fan?
[00:49] Lassi
    Fantabulassi!
[00:50] Meisaki
    "Fantabulassi"?!
[00:52] Lassi
    I'll be making a home visit today!
[00:54] Meisaku
    I know you're only coming to play the game!
[00:57] Sign (Right Top)
    Calories
    Burned
[00:58] Sign (Left Top)
    Lassi
[00:58] Sweets
    So now, we're in another world, and
    conveniently, it's the fitness game world.
[01:02] Lassi
    Okay! With this game,
    I can lose weight healthily.
[01:05] Ring Fit
    Hello, Lassi-san.
[01:06] Lassi
    Who the heck is this?
[01:07] Nokio
    Must be the game's instructor.
[01:09] Ring Fit
    I am the Instruc-dog and I
    specialize in exercises for dogs.
[01:12] Sign
    Instruc-dog
[01:12] Sign
    Instruc-dog
[01:14] Meisaku
    It's called the Instruc-dog.
[01:15] Ring Fit
    I'll do everything I can to
     support you to lose weight.
[01:18] Lassi
    That's reassuring to hear.
[01:19] Ring Fit
    If you fail to lose weight, I'll take
    full responsibility and cease to exist.
[01:23] Musubi
    What a strong sense of duty!
[01:25] Lassi
    This all sounds very promising!
[01:26] Ring Fit
    Please choose your game mode.
[01:26] Sign
    Casual Mode
[01:26] Sign
    1% Survival Mode
[01:26] Sign
    99% You Die Mode
[01:29] Meisaku
    They're all tough except for Casual Mode.
[01:31] Musubi
    The bottom two are practically the same.
[01:33] Lassi
    Obviously, I'm going with the one at the top.
[01:34] Sign
    Casual Mode
[01:34] Sign
    Casual Mode
[01:34] Sign
    Casual Mode
[01:34] Sign
    Casual Mode
[01:34] Sign
    Casual Mode
[01:36] Ring Fit
    Are you sure?
[01:36] Sign (Left Top)
    Lassi
[01:36] Sign (Right Top)
    Calories
    Burned
[01:37] Lassi
    Yes, I am.
[01:38] Ring Fit
    Are you sure you're okay with
    always taking the easy route in life?
[01:43] Meisaku
    Don't ask such a deep question.
[01:46] Sign (Right Top)
    Calories
    Burned
[01:46] Sign (Bottom Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:46] Sign (Bottom Left)
    Running
[01:46] Sign (Left Top)
    Lassi
[01:47] Ring Fit
    Come on, faster! Run as fast as you can!
[01:49] Sweets
    He's already looking tired.
[01:51] Ring Fit
    Very good. I love that
    look of pain on your face!
[01:53] Sign (Bottom Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:53] Sign (Bottom Left)
    Running
[01:53] Nokio
    You're praising that?
[01:55] Ring Fit
    Show me even more pain on that face!
[01:57] Sign (Bottom Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:57] Sign (Bottom Left)
    Running
[01:57] Meisaku
    Why do you sound so happy?
[01:59] Ring Fit
    They're all looking.
    They're all looking at you.
[02:01] Ring Fit
    The students you usually boss around
    are watching this pathetic sight!
[02:05] Lassi
    How embarrassing!
[02:07] Ring Fit
    When you're embarrassed, your
    temperature goes up and it burns off fat.
[02:07] Sign (Bottom Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:07] Sign (Bottom Left)
    Running
[02:11] Meisaku
    That's a horrible way to burn fat.
[02:14] Meisaku
    A monster appeared!
[02:15] Ring Fit
    By doing strength training,
    you can deal damage to the monster.
[02:18] Nokio
    Oh, I see. The training's part of the game.
[02:20] Lassi
    S-Squat!
[02:22] Sign (Bottom Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:22] Sign (Bottom Left)
    Squat
[02:22] Meisaku
    That did damage to it!
[02:23] Lassi
    It's tough, but I can do this!
[02:25] Sign (Bottom Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:25] Sign (Bottom Left)
    Squat
[02:25] Musubi
    Ah, the monster healed itself!
[02:27] Lassi
    Squat!
[02:28] Sign (Bottom Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:28] Sign (Bottom Left)
    Squat
[02:29] Lassi
    Squat, squat!
[02:32] Lassi
    It's so hard!
[02:33] Meisaku
    It's got unlimited healing.
[02:33] Sign (Bottom Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:33] Sign (Bottom Left)
    Squat
[02:34] Nokio
    This game is so unbalanced!
[02:37] Lassi
    What can I do to deal more damage?
[02:39] Ring Fit
    To defeat this monster,
[02:41] Ring Fit
    you must carry two desks and
    pull a large truck tied to your waist.
[02:45] Meisaku
    That's impossible!
[02:45] Sign (Bottom Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:45] Sign (Bottom Left)
    Squat
[02:46] Sweets
    Are all fitness games this tough?
[02:48] Meisaku
    This really is too tough.
[02:50] Meisaku
    This is Casual Mode, isn't it?
[02:52] Nokio
    Ah, wait, it's not Casual Mode after all.
[02:53] Sign
    99% You Die Mode
[02:53] Sign
    Casual Mode
[02:53] Sign
    1% Survival Mode
[02:55] Nokio
    It actually says Casualty Mode!
[02:55] Sign (Close Up)
    Casual ty Mode
[02:57] Meisaku
    "Casualty" Mode?! So it's actually hard?
[03:01] Sweets
    If this keeps up, Lassi-sensei's gonna die!
[03:01] Sign (Left Top)
    Lassi
[03:01] Sign (Right Top)
    Calories
    Burned
[03:01] Sign (Bottom Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:01] Sign (Bottom Left)
    Squat
[03:04] Meisaku
    I know! Let's get Lassi-sensei to bulk up.
[03:06] Nokio
    Huh? Bulk up?
[03:07] Meisaku
    If he fails to lose weight,
    the Instruc-dog ceases to exist!
[03:11] Musubi
    As luck would have it,
    I brought lots of bread.
[03:13] Nokio
    Good job, luck!
[03:14] Meisaku
    Please eat these, Lassi-sensei!
[03:15] Lassi
    No, stop—
[03:18] Ring Fit
    Warning: you're gaining weight.
[03:18] Sign (Left Top)
    Lassi
[03:18] Sign (Right Top)
    Calories
    Burned
[03:20] Ring Fit
    Warning: you're gaining weight.
[03:23] Ring Fit
    Warn...
[03:24] Sign (Left Top)
    Lassi
[03:24] Sign (Right Top)
    Calories
    Burned
[03:24] Ring Fit
    Your weight... Your weight...
[03:27] Sign (Left Top)
    Lassi
[03:27] Sign (Right Top)
    Calories
    Burned
[03:28] Ring Fit
    Weight loss: failed!
[03:32] Nok/Mus/Swe
    Game completed!
[03:33] Meisaku
    I think "game over" is more accurate.
[03:38] Lassi
    Since losing weight can be
    dangerous, I've given up trying.
[03:41] Lassi
    So, Meisaku...
[03:42] Lassi
    Run and fetch me some custard buns!
[03:44] Meisaku
    You're the one who should be running.
[03:46] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E214 - Princess Tsurukou

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:05] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:05] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:06] Meisaku
    Uh...
[00:07] Meisaku
    "Princess Tsurukou's Magic Show"?
[00:07] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:10] Meisaku
    What's that?
[00:10] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:10] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:10] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:11] Bolt
    "What's that?"! Seriously?!
[00:12] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:12] Bolt
    Don't you know about Princess Tsurukou?!
[00:14] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:14] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:14] Sign
    Episode 214
    Princess Tsurukou
[00:14] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:14] Meisaku
    You mean Tsurukou?
[00:14] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:15] Meisaku
    "Princess" is for female royalty.
[00:17] Musubi
    He's a famed genius magician,
    and tickets to his shows are hard to come by.
[00:18] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:18] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:20] Meisaku
    He's that popular, huh?
[00:22] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:22] Nokio
    It's rumored that his 3,000 yen tickets
    shoot up and get resold for 3,150 yen.
[00:24] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:26] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:26] Meisaku
    Not a huge hike.
[00:27] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:27] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:27] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:27] Bolt
    Princess Tsurukou thoughtfully arranged
    for us to see his popular show for free.
[00:30] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:32] Nokio
    So be grateful!
[00:32] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:32] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:32] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:33] Meisaku
    When you say it like that,
    I kinda want to see it.
[00:35] Meisaku
    Tricks like levitation and escaping from
     a burning cage are considered classics.
[00:40] Bolt
    Princess Tsurukou's magic tricks
    aren't nearly as boring as those!
[00:40] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:40] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:40] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:44] Nokio
    You'll literally be blown away.
    Like five meters or so!
[00:45] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:46] Meisaku
    Well, that sure sounds like
    magic. I can't wait to see it.
[00:46] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:46] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:46] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:51] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:51] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:51] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:52] Bolt
    It's about to start.
[00:53] Meisaku
    I wonder what kind of entrance he'll make.
[00:55] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:55] Tsurukou
    Yo, what's up?
[00:56] Tsurukou
    I'm Princess Tsurukou.
[00:58] Tsurukou
    Please remember my name
    and face if nothing else, okay?
[01:00] Meisaku
    He came out like a standup comedian!
[01:00] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:00] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:00] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:03] Tsurukou
    Allow me to show you my
    first Princess magic trick.
[01:03] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:07] Tsurukou
    You there. Can I borrow
    a 1,000 yen bill from you?
[01:10] Musubi
    Th-There it is!
[01:10] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:10] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:10] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:11] Meisaku
    Nothing's happened yet.
[01:13] Bolt
    A... A 1,000 yen bill!
[01:14] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:14] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:14] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:14] Meisaku
    That's not surprising at all.
[01:16] Tsurukou
    Behold.
[01:16] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:17] Tsurukou
    This 1,000 yen bill turns into...
[01:20] Tsurukou
    two 1,000 yen bills!
[01:22] Bolt
    Holy wow!
[01:23] Meisaku
    Uh, I guess it was impressive...
[01:25] Musubi
    Princess Tsurukou!
[01:27] Meisaku
    Isn't it a bit boring?
[01:28] Bolt
    What?! You don't know what you're saying!
[01:28] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:28] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:28] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:31] Bolt
    Listen, what he just did was...
[01:32] Nokio
    Bolt, forget it. Meisaku won't
    understand how amazing it is.
[01:32] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:32] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:32] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:35] Meisaku
    You could've put that a bit nicer.
[01:37] Meisaku
    But everyone thought it was amazing,
    so maybe I missed something?
[01:41] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:41] Tsurukou
    Okay, for my next Princess magic trick...
[01:43] Tsurukou
    You there. Can I borrow
    a 5,000 yen bill from you?
[01:46] Musubi
    Th-Th-Th-There it is!
[01:46] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:46] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:46] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:47] Meisaku
    Again, nothing's happened yet!
[01:49] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:49] Tsurukou
    Are you ready?
[01:50] Tsurukou
    This 5,000 yen bill turns into...
[01:53] Tsurukou
    two 5,000 yen bills!
[01:55] Meisaku
    Like I said, boring.
[01:57] Musubi
    Stop calling it boring!
[01:57] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:57] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:57] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:58] Bolt
    He doubled that 5,000 yen bill!
[02:01] Meisaku
    I get that, but...
[02:02] Musubi
    He's...
[02:02] Musubi
    making a profit!
[02:04] Meisaku
    Huh?
[02:05] Tsurukou
    Who should I pick next?
[02:05] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:05] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:05] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:07] Mob 1
    Please increase my money!
[02:09] Mob 2
    Triple my 5,000 yen bill!
[02:11] Nokio
    Princess Tsurukou is popular
    because he multiplies your money.
[02:14] Meisaku
    That's why?! That's not how you enjoy magic.
[02:18] Tsurukou
    You're next.
[02:19] Tsurukou
    Can I borrow a 10,000 yen bill from you?
[02:21] Audience
    Princess! Princess!
[02:24] Meisaku
    The audience is most excited about this.
[02:26] Tsurukou
    I will now go into this
    box holding this 10,000 yen bill.
[02:29] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:29] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:29] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:29] Meisaku
    Ah, this trick sounds a bit flashier.
[02:32] Tsurukou
    And now, this box will...
[02:34] Tsurukou
    Three.
[02:35] Tsurukou
    Two.
[02:36] Tsurukou
    One.
[02:37] Tsurukou
    Zero!
[02:38] Meisaku
    Wow! A huge explosion! Is he okay?
[02:38] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:38] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:38] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:38] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:43] Meisaku
    Oh, he's all right! Amazing!
[02:43] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:43] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:43] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:46] Nokio
    Yeah, I guess.
[02:47] Bolt
    Kinda cool.
[02:48] Musubi
    Sure.
[02:49] Meisaku
    This is where you should be getting excited!
[02:49] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:49] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:49] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:49] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:49] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:49] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:49] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:51] Tsurukou
    And while all that was going on,
    the 10,000 yen bill I had turned into...
[02:56] Tsurukou
    a 1,000 yen bill!
[03:00] Meisaku
    He's getting booed even
    though it was a good trick!
[03:03] Tsurukou
    Now, now, calm down, everyone.
[03:05] Tsurukou
    What do we have here?
[03:05] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[03:05] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[03:09] Musubi
    It's...
[03:10] Mus/Nok/Bol
    It's a miracle!
[03:12] Meisaku
    He just brought a wad of bills with him.
[03:14] Bolt
    You need to shut up!
[03:14] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[03:14] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[03:14] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[03:15] Nokio
    Don't you know how to enjoy magic?!
[03:17] Meisaku
    That's my line!
[03:18] Tsurukou
    Okay, for my last magic trick...
[03:18] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[03:21] Tsurukou
    My "handing out 1,000 yen bills" trick.
[03:23] Musubi
    Un...
[03:24] Mus/Nok/Bol
    Unbelievable!
[03:26] Meisaku
    All he's doing is handing out money.
[03:29] Tsurukou
    What did you think of my magic show?
[03:32] Musubi
    It was amazing!
[03:33] Musubi
    The "handing out 1,000
    yen bills" trick moved me!
[03:35] Bolt
    I was impressed by the 5,000 yen bill trick!
[03:37] Nokio
    The 10,000 yen bill one, too!
[03:38] Meisaku
    But Tsurukou, will you be okay
    handing out all that money like that?
[03:41] Tsurukou
    Yeah, it's no problem!
[03:43] Musubi
    Why's that?
[03:44] Tsurukou
    You really want to know the
    secret to my magic tricks?
[03:47] Bolt
    Please tell us!
[03:48] Nokio
    What awesome magic do you use?
[03:50] Tsurukou
    I have...
[03:51] Tsurukou
    a sponsor!
[03:53] Sweets
    Presented by the Oshirikawa family.
[03:55] Meisaku
    So it's the money doing all the "magic"?
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[03:58] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!

E215 - Hello, I'm The Blue Bird Of Happiness

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Musubi
    I wonder what it means to be happy.
[00:08] Meisaku
    You're musing over a really deep topic there.
[00:11] Musubi
    I want to be happy.
[00:12] Sign
    Episode 215
    Hello, I'm The Blue Bird Of Happiness
[00:12] Meisaku
    You say that, but money is all it
    takes to make you happy, right?
[00:15] Musubi
    Money's important, sure, but it
    can't bring you happiness by itself.
[00:18] Meisaku
    Then, what is "happiness" to you?
[00:20] Musubi
    My tweet going viral and getting
     retweeted 500 million times.
[00:23] Tsurukou
    500 million sounds impossible.
[00:25] Meisaku
    Oh, what if we go find the
     Blue Bird of Happiness?
[00:28] Musubi
    The Blue Bird of Happiness?
[00:30] Meisaku
    In the classic tale, The Blue Bird,
[00:30] Sign
    The
     Blue Bird
[00:31] Meisaku
    Tyltyl and Mytyl search for the blue bird,
    a symbol of happiness, in their dream.
[00:36] Sweets
    I... I... I...
[00:38] Meisaku
    What's wrong, Sweets?
[00:39] Sweets
    I see a blue bird!
[00:41] Meisaku
    Huh?
[00:42] Meisaku
    There really is one!
[00:43] Musubi
    Yes! Now I can find happiness!
[00:46] Meisaku
    It's bigger than I imagined. Or wait...
[00:48] Meisaku
    Isn't this just a chicken
    covered in blue paint?
[00:51] Blue Bird
    You want to be happy?
[00:53] Tsurukou
    It talks.
[00:54] Meisaku
    So you understood us?
[00:55] Blue Bird
    One lemon contains four
    lemons' worth of vitamin C!
[01:00] Meisaku
    Okay, maybe he didn't understand us.
[01:02] Blue Bird
    You want to be happy?
[01:04] Blue Bird
    But happiness is all relative.
[01:06] Blue Bird
    Even if you're feeling normal, if someone
    else is unhappy, you're happy by comparison.
[01:06] Sign (Left)
    Unhappy
[01:06] Sign (Right)
    Happy
[01:09] Sign (Bottom)
    Unhappy
[01:09] Sign (Top)
    Happy
[01:10] Blue Bird
    How are you feeling right now? Are you happy?
[01:13] Meisaku
    Uh, I'm feeling normal, I guess?
[01:15] Blue Bird
    I'm unhappy because I'm covered
    in blue paint and I feel terrible.
[01:16] Sign (Left)
    Unhappy
[01:16] Sign (Right)
    Happy
[01:17] Sign (Bottom)
    Unhappy
[01:17] Sign (Middle)
    Happy
[01:17] Sign (Top)
    Happy
[01:19] Blue Bird
    Congrats!
[01:20] Meisaku
    That'll never make me go: "I feel so happy!"
[01:23] Musubi
    The Blue Bird of Happiness is very unique.
[01:26] Meisaku
    This isn't the Blue Bird of Happiness.
[01:27] Sweets
    I... I... I...
[01:30] Meisaku
    What's wrong, Sweets?
[01:31] Sweets
    I see a blue mouse!
[01:32] Meisaku
    Huh?
[01:33] Meisaku
    It is a blue mouse!
[01:35] Tsurukou
    He's covered in paint as well.
[01:37] Meisaku
    But a blue mouse doesn't bring happiness,
    so he's irrelevant right now.
[01:41] Blue Mouse
    I'm shocked at being called "irrelevant."
[01:43] Blue Mouse
    I feel blue, 'cause I am blue. Get it?
[01:44] Blue Bird
    Because Blue Mouse became unhappy,
    I'm now happy by comparison!
[01:46] Sign (Left)
    Unhappy
[01:46] Sign (Right)
    Happy
[01:47] Sign (Bottom)
    Unhappy
[01:47] Sign (Top)
    Happy
[01:48] Blue Mouse
    I'm so, so blue and I feel bad for my late wife.
[01:51] Blue Mouse
    She was really orange, you see.
[01:52] Blue Bird
    I'msuhhappi... I'm so happy,
    I could melt the snow off a ski slope!
[01:55] Blue Bird
    I flubbed!
[01:56] Blue Mouse
    My orange wife and I were
    home on the range and...
[01:58] Blue Mouse
    Ah, I've never had a wife!
[01:59] Tsurukou
    You two need to shut up!
[02:01] Musubi
    They're definitely not the
     Blue Birds of Happiness!
[02:03] Meisaku
    Glad you finally caught up.
[02:05] Blue Bird
    Then, let us take you to
     the land of happiness.
[02:08] Meisaku
    Huh?
[02:08] Musubi
    Yay!
[02:09] Blue Bird/Mouse
    Pachofasomacho, pasomachopaso!
[02:13] Meisaku
    Hm?
[02:14] Sweets
    Nothing's happening.
[02:15] Blue Bird
    Because we didn't do anything.
[02:17] Meisaku
    Then what was that just now?!
[02:21] Sign (Bird Tweet)
    Welcome to the land of happiness.
[02:21] Sign (Bird)
    Chicken
[02:23] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    I welcome you to the land of happiness.
[02:23] Sign (Mouse)
    Mouse
[02:24] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[02:24] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    Huh?
[02:25] Sign (Bird Tweet)
    Welcome to the land of happiness.
[02:25] Sign (Bird)
    Chicken
[02:25] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    I welcome you to the land of happiness.
[02:25] Sign (Mouse)
    Mouse
[02:25] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[02:25] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    Huh?
[02:25] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    I welcome you to the land of happiness.
[02:25] Sign (Mouse)
    Mouse
[02:25] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[02:25] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    Huh?
[02:25] Sign (Tsurukou Name)
    Tsurukou
[02:25] Sign(Tsurukou Tweet)
    This is a social media platform.
[02:26] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    I welcome you to the land of happiness.
[02:26] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[02:26] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    Huh?
[02:26] Sign (Tsurukou Name)
    Tsurukou
[02:26] Sign(Tsurukou Tweet)
    This is a social media platform.
[02:27] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[02:27] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    Huh?
[02:27] Sign (Tsurukou Name)
    Tsurukou
[02:27] Sign(Tsurukou Tweet)
    This is a social media platform.
[02:27] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[02:27] Sign (Musubi Tweet)
    The one where you tweet.
[02:28] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    Huh?
[02:28] Sign (Tsurukou Name)
    Tsurukou
[02:28] Sign(Tsurukou Tweet)
    This is a social media platform.
[02:28] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[02:28] Sign (Musubi Tweet)
    The one where you tweet.
[02:28] Sign (Tsurukou Name)
    Tsurukou
[02:28] Sign(Tsurukou Tweet)
    This is a social media platform.
[02:28] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[02:28] Sign (Musubi Tweet)
    The one where you tweet.
[02:28] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[02:28] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    All happiness can be
    found on social media.
[02:30] Sign(Tsurukou Tweet)
    This is a social media platform.
[02:30] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[02:30] Sign (Musubi Tweet)
    The one where you tweet.
[02:30] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[02:30] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    All happiness can be
    found on social media.
[02:30] Sign (Tsurukou Name)
    Tsurukou
[02:30] Sign( Tsurukou Tweet)
    That's what the kids of today say.
[02:30] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[02:30] Sign (Musubi Tweet)
    The one where you tweet.
[02:30] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[02:30] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    All happiness can be
    found on social media.
[02:32] Sign (Musubi Tweet)
    The one where you tweet.
[02:32] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[02:32] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    All happiness can be
    found on social media.
[02:32] Sign (Tsurukou Name)
    Tsurukou
[02:32] Sign( Tsurukou Tweet)
    That's what the kids of today say.
[02:32] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    All happiness can be
    found on social media.
[02:32] Sign (Tsurukou Name)
    Tsurukou
[02:32] Sign( Tsurukou Tweet)
    That's what the kids of today say.
[02:32] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[02:32] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    Please RT:
[02:32] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    All happiness can be
    found on social media.
[02:36] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    All happiness can be
    found on social media.
[02:36] Sign (Tsurukou Name)
    Tsurukou
[02:36] Sign( Tsurukou Tweet)
    That's what the kids of today say.
[02:36] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[02:36] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    Please RT:
[02:36] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    All happiness can be
    found on social media.
[02:36] Sign( Tsurukou Tweet)
    That's what the kids of today say.
[02:36] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[02:36] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    Please RT:
[02:36] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    All happiness can be
    found on social media.
[02:36] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[02:36] Sign( Musubi Tweet)
    Don't ask people to retweet
     something like that!
[02:38] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[02:38] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    Please RT:
[02:38] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    All happiness can be
    found on social media.
[02:38] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[02:38] Sign( Musubi Tweet)
    Don't ask people to retweet
     something like that!
[02:38] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[02:38] Sign( Musubi Tweet)
    Don't ask people to retweet
     something like that!
[02:38] Sign( Musubi Tweet)
    Don't ask people to retweet
     something like that!
[02:38] Sign (Chicken Name)
    Chicken
[02:38] Sign (Chicken Tweet)
    #RTifyoufeelevenalittlebithappy
[02:41] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[02:41] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    Not even a little bit.
[02:42] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[02:42] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    Not even a little bit.
[02:42] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[02:42] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    Not even a little bit.
[02:42] Sign (Tsurukou Name)
    Tsurukou
[02:42] Sign (Tsurukou Name)
    I feel that you'd make a good broth.
[02:44] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[02:44] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    Not even a little bit.
[02:44] Sign (Tsurukou Name)
    Tsurukou
[02:44] Sign (Tsurukou Name)
    I feel that you'd make a good broth.
[02:44] Sign (Sweet'S Name)
    Sweets
[02:44] Sign (Sweet'S Tweet)
    What does happiness mean?!
[02:44] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[02:44] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    Not even a little bit.
[02:44] Sign (Tsurukou Name)
    Tsurukou
[02:44] Sign (Tsurukou Name)
    I feel that you'd make a good broth.
[02:46] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    Not even a little bit.
[02:46] Sign (Tsurukou Name)
    Tsurukou
[02:46] Sign (Tsurukou Name)
    I feel that you'd make a good broth.
[02:46] Sign (Sweet'S Name)
    Sweets
[02:46] Sign (Sweet'S Tweet)
    What does happiness mean?!
[02:46] Sign (Tsurukou Name)
    I feel that you'd make a good broth.
[02:46] Sign (Sweet'S Name)
    Sweets
[02:46] Sign (Sweet'S Tweet)
    What does happiness mean?!
[02:46] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[02:46] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    The kanji used in "happiness" is similar to the
     one used in "painfulness." Which means that
    happiness exists beside pain.
[02:51] Sign (Sweet'S Name)
    Sweets
[02:51] Sign (Sweet'S Tweet)
    What does happiness mean?!
[02:51] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[02:51] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    The kanji used in "happiness" is similar to the
     one used in "painfulness." Which means that
    happiness exists beside pain.
[02:52] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)
    Meisaku
[02:52] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)
    Are you trying to say
    something profound?
[02:52] Sign (Sweet'S Tweet)
    What does happiness mean?!
[02:52] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[02:52] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    The kanji used in "happiness" is similar to the
     one used in "painfulness." Which means that
    happiness exists beside pain.
[02:53] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[02:53] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    The kanji used in "happiness" is similar to the
     one used in "painfulness." Which means that
    happiness exists beside pain.
[02:53] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)
    Meisaku
[02:53] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)
    Are you trying to say
    something profound?
[02:53] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)
    Meisaku
[02:53] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)
    Are you trying to say
    something profound?
[02:53] Sign (Chicken Tweet)
    The kanji used in "spicy" and the kanji used
     in "painfulness" are one and the same.
[02:53] Sign (Chicken Name)
    Chicken
[02:56] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)
    Meisaku
[02:56] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)
    Are you trying to say
    something profound?
[02:56] Sign (Chicken Tweet)
    The kanji used in "spicy" and the kanji used
     in "painfulness" are one and the same.
[02:56] Sign (Chicken Name)
    Chicken
[02:56] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)
    Meisaku
[02:56] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)
    Are you trying to say
    something profound?
[02:56] Sign (Chicken Tweet)
    The kanji used in "spicy" and the kanji used
     in "painfulness" are one and the same.
[02:56] Sign (Chicken Name)
    Chicken
[02:56] Sign (Chicken Tweet)
    Which means spiciness and
     pain are... the same thing!!
[02:56] Sign (Chicken Name)
    Chicken
[02:58] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)
    Are you trying to say
    something profound?
[02:58] Sign (Chicken Tweet)
    The kanji used in "spicy" and the kanji used
     in "painfulness" are one and the same.
[02:58] Sign (Chicken Name)
    Chicken
[02:58] Sign (Chicken Tweet)
    Which means spiciness and
     pain are... the same thing!!
[02:58] Sign (Chicken Name)
    Chicken
[02:58] Sign( Meisaku Tweet)
    Are you trying to say
    something profound?
[02:58] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[02:58] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    They're clearly NOT the same!
[02:58] Sign (Chicken Tweet)
    The kanji used in "spicy" and the kanji used
     in "painfulness" are one and the same.
[02:58] Sign (Chicken Name)
    Chicken
[02:58] Sign (Chicken Tweet)
    Which means spiciness and
     pain are... the same thing!!
[02:58] Sign (Chicken Name)
    Chicken
[03:00] Sign (Chicken Tweet)
    The kanji used in "spicy" and the kanji used
     in "painfulness" are one and the same.
[03:00] Sign (Chicken Tweet)
    Which means spiciness and
     pain are... the same thing!!
[03:00] Sign (Chicken Name)
    Chicken
[03:00] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:00] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    They're clearly NOT the same!
[03:00] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[03:00] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    The kanji used in happiness and the kanji
    used in "squeeze out" is also the same.
[03:00] Sign (Chicken Name)
    Chicken
[03:00] Sign (Chicken Tweet)
    Which means spiciness and
     pain are... the same thing!!
[03:00] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:00] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    They're clearly NOT the same!
[03:02] Sign (Chicken Tweet)
    Which means spiciness and
     pain are... the same thing!!
[03:02] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:02] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    They're clearly NOT the same!
[03:02] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[03:02] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    The kanji used in happiness and the kanji
    used in "squeeze out" is also the same.
[03:02] Sign (Chicken Tweet)
    Which means spiciness and
     pain are... the same thing!!
[03:02] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:02] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    They're clearly NOT the same!
[03:02] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[03:02] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    The kanji used in happiness and the kanji
    used in "squeeze out" is also the same.
[03:02] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:02] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    That kanji does NOT read "squeeze out"!!
[03:05] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    They're clearly NOT the same!
[03:05] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[03:05] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    The kanji used in happiness and the kanji
    used in "squeeze out" is also the same.
[03:05] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:05] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    That kanji does NOT read "squeeze out"!!
[03:05] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[03:05] Sign( Musubi Tweet)
    Don't just make up the pronunciation!
[03:05] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[03:05] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    The kanji used in happiness and the kanji
    used in "squeeze out" is also the same.
[03:05] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:05] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    That kanji does NOT read "squeeze out"!!
[03:07] Tsurukou
    Ah, Musubi-paisen's reply is getting
    retweeted at an amazing speed!
[03:11] Musubi
    Huh?
[03:11] Sweets
    500 million retweets!
[03:11] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[03:11] Sign( Musubi Tweet)
    Don't just make up the pronunciation!
[03:11] Sweets
    500 million
[03:11] Sweets
    500 million
[03:13] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[03:13] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    The kanji used in happiness and the kanji
    used in "squeeze out" is also the same.
[03:13] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:13] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    That kanji does NOT read "squeeze out"!!
[03:13] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[03:13] Sign( Musubi Tweet)
    Don't just make up the pronunciation!
[03:13] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    The kanji used in happiness and the kanji
    used in "squeeze out" is also the same.
[03:13] Sign (Chicken Name)
    Chicken
[03:13] Sign (Chicken Tweet)
    What do you think?
[03:13] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:13] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    That kanji does NOT read "squeeze out"!!
[03:13] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[03:13] Sign( Musubi Tweet)
    Don't just make up the pronunciation!
[03:14] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[03:14] Sign( Musubi Tweet)
    Don't just make up the pronunciation!
[03:14] Sign (Chicken Name)
    Chicken
[03:14] Sign (Chicken Tweet)
    What do you think?
[03:14] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[03:14] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    Are you happy?
[03:14] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[03:14] Sign( Musubi Tweet)
    Don't just make up the pronunciation!
[03:14] Sign (Chicken Name)
    Chicken
[03:14] Sign (Chicken Tweet)
    What do you think?
[03:16] Sign (Chicken Name)
    Chicken
[03:16] Sign (Chicken Tweet)
    What do you think?
[03:16] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[03:16] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    Are you happy?
[03:16] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[03:16] Sign( Musubi Tweet)
    This is... happiness...!
[03:16] Sign (Chicken Name)
    Chicken
[03:16] Sign (Chicken Tweet)
    What do you think?
[03:16] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[03:16] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    Are you happy?
[03:18] Sign (Chicken Tweet)
    What do you think?
[03:18] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[03:18] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    Are you happy?
[03:18] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[03:18] Sign( Musubi Tweet)
    This is... happiness...!
[03:18] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:18] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    This isn't where you find happiness.
[03:18] Sign (Mouse Name)
    Mouse
[03:18] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    Are you happy?
[03:18] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[03:18] Sign( Musubi Tweet)
    This is... happiness...!
[03:20] Sign (Mouse Tweet)
    Are you happy?
[03:20] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[03:20] Sign( Musubi Tweet)
    This is... happiness...!
[03:20] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:20] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    This isn't where you find happiness.
[03:20] Sign( Musubi Tweet)
    This is... happiness...!
[03:20] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:20] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    This isn't where you find happiness.
[03:20] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:20] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    Tyltyl and Mytyl find the blue bird's
    feather in their own room in the end.
[03:24] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:24] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    This isn't where you find happiness.
[03:24] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:24] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    Tyltyl and Mytyl find the blue bird's
    feather in their own room in the end.
[03:24] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:24] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    Tyltyl and Mytyl find the blue bird's
    feather in their own room in the end.
[03:24] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[03:24] Sign( Musubi Tweet)
    Happi...ness?
[03:26] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:26] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    Tyltyl and Mytyl find the feather of the
    blue bird in their own room in the end.
[03:26] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[03:26] Sign( Musubi Tweet)
    Happi...ness?
[03:26] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:26] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    Your happiness is closer than you think!
[03:26] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[03:26] Sign( Musubi Tweet)
    Happi...ness?
[03:28] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[03:28] Sign( Musubi Tweet)
    Happi...ness?
[03:28] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:28] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    Your happiness is closer than you think!
[03:28] Sign (Musubi Name)
    Musubi
[03:28] Sign( Musubi Tweet)
    Happi...ness?
[03:28] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:28] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    Your happiness is closer than you think!
[03:28] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:28] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    You need to wake up!!!
[03:29] Sign (Meisaku Name)
    Meisaku
[03:29] Sign (Meisaku Tweet)
    You need to wake up!!!
[03:33] Meisaku
    It was my dream, after all.
[03:35] Meisaku
    Now that I think about it, Tyltyl and Mytyl
     look for the blue bird in their dream.
[03:39] Blue Bird
    You want to be happy?
[03:41] Meisaku
    There's a blue bird in my room, too!
[03:44] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E216 - Motion Sickness Drunken Fist

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:05] Sign (Left)
    Don't look at your
     cell constantly
[00:05] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:05] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:05] Sign (Top Left)
    School
    Maxim:
    Be a
    Classic
[00:05] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:05] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:05] Sign (Bottom Left)
    Sleep is the
[00:05] Sign (Bottom Left)
    mother of health
[00:05] Sign
    Student
    on Duty
    Today
[00:06] Lassi
    Good morning, everyone!
[00:07] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:07] Sign
    Story
[00:08] Lassi
    Hm? What's this? Is Sweets late today?
[00:10] Musubi
    He got lost up a mountain
    on his way to school,
[00:12] Musubi
    so he took a cable car back down,
    and he's on his way here in a cab.
[00:15] Meisaku
    Where did he go?
[00:16] Sign
    Episode 216
    Motion Sickness Drunken Fist
[00:16] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:16] Sign
    Story
[00:16] Nokio
    His house is like one minute from here.
[00:18] Bolt
    Why'd he go up a mountain?
[00:19] Meisaku
    He has zero sense of direction.
[00:21] Lassi
    All right, I'll throw chalk
    at him when he walks in.
[00:24] Lassi
    I'm off to practice and work on my shoulder,
[00:26] Lassi
    so it's independent study.
[00:27] Mus/Nok/Bol
    Yay!
[00:27] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:27] Sign
    Story
[00:28] Meisaku
    So there's no class?
[00:29] Sweets
    Gowd mornan'.
[00:32] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:32] Sign
    Story
[00:32] Meisaku
    Wow, talk about tipsy!
[00:34] Sweets
    I had too much...
[00:35] Meisaku
    Underage drinking?!
[00:35] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:35] Sign
    Story
[00:37] Sweets
    ...of riding in a car.
[00:38] Meisaku
    Oh, motion sickness.
[00:39] Musubi
    Motion sickness does that to you?
[00:41] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:41] Sign
    Story
[00:41] Lassi
    Motion sickness or not,
    you're totally late for class!
[00:43] Lassi
    Here comes my explosive chalk throw!
[00:45] Lassi
    Take this!
[00:47] Lassi
    Wha... What?
[00:48] Sweets
    Sensei, didya do sumfin'?
[00:51] Lassi
    H-How can a student so unsteady
    on his feet dodge my chalk throw?
[00:55] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:55] Sign
    Story
[00:55] Bolt
    Oh! Could this possibly be...
[00:57] Bolt
    Drunken Fist?!
[00:58] Musubi
    "Drunken Fist"?
[00:58] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:58] Sign
    Story
[00:59] Bolt
    It's from a kung fu movie starring
    action star genius, Jackie Chan:
[00:59] Sign
    Drunken Master
    (Drunken Fist)
[01:01] Bolt
    a ripsnorter about a martial arts style
    where the drunker he is, the stronger he gets!
[01:05] Meisaku
    Tch, explaining's my job.
[01:05] Sign
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[01:05] Sign
    Story
[01:07] Nokio
    Bolt, you like action movies, don't you?
[01:08] Lassi
    I believed in my chalk-throwing skills...
[01:10] Lassi
    Until this wound in my heart heals,
    it's independent study!
[01:13] Mus/Nok/Bol
    Yay!
[01:13] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:13] Sign
    Story
[01:14] Meisaku
    This "teacher" never teaches.
[01:18] Sweets
    Peachy peach. Now I'm not
     afraid of his chalk throw.
[01:22] Sweets
    I can cut class as much as I want.
[01:25] Nokio
    Lucky you.
[01:26] Meisaku
    I know you can dodge chalk now,
    but you still shouldn't cut class.
[01:29] Musubi
    Good news, everyone!
[01:31] Nokio
    What's up?
[01:32] Musubi
    Ever since Sweets beat Lassi-sensei,
    he's been practicing his chalk-throwing.
[01:36] Sweets
    He's what? I have to keep up with him!
[01:39] Meisaku
    How is that "good news"?
[01:41] Musubi
    It means independent study until
    he can get his chalk throws down pat.
[01:44] Nokio
    Hell, yes!
[01:45] Meisaku
    He needs to do his job.
[01:46] Sweets
    To take Lassi-sensei down,
    I'll master the Drunken Fist.
[01:51] Meisaku
    And how will you do that, exactly?
[01:52] Sweets
    I'll get even worse motion sickness.
[01:56] Nokio
    Huh?
[01:56] Meisaku
    Ah! An amusement park teacup ride!
[01:58] Musubi
    Where'd you get this?
[02:00] Sweets
    Switch on!
[02:02] Musubi
    He's spinning a lot.
[02:04] Sweets
    Nau-seous! I feel sick!
[02:07] Meisaku
    Why don't you just stop?
[02:08] Sweets
    Oh.
[02:09] Nokio
    What's wrong?
[02:09] Sweets
    I got too sick and it calmed me down.
[02:12] Musubi
    That's what happens when you get too sick?
[02:16] Meisaku
    What are we being forced to watch right now?
[02:20] Sweets
    Peachy peach.
[02:22] Sweets
    It's goin' swimmingly!
[02:24] Meisaku
    You're looking extremely sick, though.
[02:26] Sweets
    I feel totally invincible right now!
[02:29] Lassi
    We'll see about that.
[02:30] Meisaku
    Oh, Lassi-sensei...
[02:30] Sign
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[02:30] Sign
    Story
[02:32] Meisaku
    Your arm is ripped!
[02:34] Lassi
    Okay, let's get this class started, shall we?
[02:38] Sweets
    Hm, then maybe I should read this
    comic book even though class has started.
[02:43] Nokio
    Wow, what crazy intensity!
[02:45] Musubi
    These two are about to throw down, aren't they?
[02:47] Meisaku
    Can you just start teaching already?
[02:50] Lassi
    Hey, Sweets!
[02:51] Lassi
    Why are you reading a comic book in class?!
[02:54] Sweets
    Bring it on!
[02:57] Bolt
    He threw one!
[02:58] Sweets
    I feel nauseous!
[03:00] Bolt
    He dodged it!
[03:02] Bolt
    He threw another!
[03:03] Sweets
    I'm gonna barf!
[03:04] Bolt
    He dodged again!
[03:06] Meisaku
    Everyone's being too loud in general!
[03:08] Sweets
    How do ya like that?
[03:08] Sign
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[03:08] Sign
    Story
[03:10] Lassi
    Not bad. But I expected as much.
[03:13] Nokio
    Y-You have a secret weapon?
[03:14] Lassi
    Sweets must...
[03:16] Lassi
    clean the class by himself as punishment.
[03:18] Sweets
    Clean?
[03:18] Lassi
    That's right.
[03:18] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:18] Sign
    Story
[03:19] Lassi
    It's punishment for reading in class. Pick up
    and put away all the chalk on the floor, too.
[03:23] Sweets
    A-Are you serious?!
[03:23] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:23] Sign
    Story
[03:25] Meisaku
    But you threw all that chalk!
[03:26] Lassi
    Sweets, don't get cocky just
    because you got a little stronger.
[03:29] Lassi
    You didn't get sick from being in
     moving vehicles. You were...
[03:32] Lassi
    drunk on your own power!
[03:34] Nokio
    He's trying to sound smart.
[03:34] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:34] Sign
    Story
[03:35] Sweets
    Oh man! I lost!
[03:37] Lassi
    Sometimes, you learn from losing.
[03:39] Lassi
    In a way, this is part of the lesson.
[03:41] Meisaku
    Is it really?
[03:41] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:41] Sign
    Story
[03:42] Lassi
    Anyway, I'm gonna call it a day.
[03:43] Lassi
    It's independent study now!
[03:45] Mus/Nok/Bol
    Yay!
[03:45] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:45] Sign
    Story
[03:46] Meisaku
    So you're not gonna do any actual teaching?
[03:48] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E217 - The Cat That Got A Million Likes

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Sweets
    We have a problem!
[00:07] Sign
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[00:07] Sign
    Don't run in
     the hallway
[00:07] Meisaku
    What's wrong?
[00:08] Sweets
    I have no idea!
[00:09] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:09] Sign
    Don't run in
     the hallway
[00:10] Tsurukou
    Huh?
[00:11] Sweets
    I just heard we had a big problem.
[00:13] Meisaku
    Go back and find out what it is.
[00:13] Sign
    Episode 217
    The Cat That Got A Million Likes
[00:14] Sweets
    It was Nokio who said there was a big problem...
[00:17] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:17] Sign
    Don't run in
     the hallway
[00:18] Nokio
    Allow me to explain what the problem is.
[00:20] Meisaku
    Yes, start with that.
[00:21] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:21] Sign
    Don't run in
     the hallway
[00:21] Nokio
    You know how we keep
    Roly Poly in our classroom?
[00:24] Meisaku
    Uh, the cat, you mean?
[00:25] Sweets
    Roly Poly the Cat.
[00:26] Tsurukou
    What kinda name is that?
[00:26] Sign
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[00:26] Sign
    Don't run in
     the hallway
[00:28] Nokio
    Roly Poly has been...
[00:29] Nokio
    ...abducted!
[00:31] Meisaku
    That's a huge problem!
[00:31] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:31] Sign
    Don't run in
     the hallway
[00:32] Nokio
    The Prez came past and said:
[00:33] Nokio
    "This cat must be violating some
     school rule, so I'm confiscating her!"
[00:36] Nokio
    and took her away.
[00:36] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:36] Sign
    Don't run in
     the hallway
[00:37] Meisaku
    What's he mean by
    "violating some school rule"?
[00:39] Sweets
    She might be being mistreated as we speak!
[00:42] Meisaku
    Okay! Let's go rescue her!
[00:45] Sign
    m 0 0 l 104 -5 100 100 0 100
[00:45] Sign
    Student
    Council
[00:46] Harusame
    There, there. How do you wike that?
[00:48] Meisaku
    Definitely not being mistreated.
[00:50] Tsurukou
    More like "lovingly cared for."
[00:52] Meisaku
    President, please give our cat back.
[00:54] Meisaku
    We named her Roly Poly and we—
[00:56] Harusame
    Quiet!
[00:57] Harusame
    Can't you see it's mealtime for kitty?!
[00:59] Harusame
    You come in shouting your heads off,
[01:02] Harusame
    and-now-she's-scared-and-it's-your-fault!
[01:03] Tsurukou
    Wow, he's super pissed!
[01:05] Meisaku
    You're the one shouting.
[01:07] Harusame
    Anyway, did you just say
    I had to give this cat back?
[01:10] Meisaku
    That's right. She's our cat.
[01:12] Harusame
    She might have belonged to
    you before, but not anymore.
[01:15] Harusame
    This kitty belongs to everyone now.
    She's become the "cat that got a million likes"!
[01:17] Sign
    The Cat That Got A Million Likes
[01:17] Sign
    The Cat That Got A Million Likes
[01:20] Meisaku
    A million "likes"? What does that mean?
[01:22] Sign (Top)
    Chienetsu
    Harusame
[01:22] Sign (Bottom)
    1,000,000 Likes
[01:22] Harusame
    This photo of her got a million likes.
[01:24] Sign (Top)
    Chienetsu
    Harusame
[01:24] Sign (Bottom)
    1,000,000 Likes
[01:24] Sign (Top)
    Chienetsu
    Harusame\b1\fs15\pos(390.668,345.333)}1,000,000 Likes
[01:25] Harusame
    There are people all over the world
     waiting for new pics of her.
[01:29] Harusame
    So basically, she's no longer your cat.
[01:32] Nokio
    That doesn't mean you can just take her.
[01:34] Meisaku
    "The cat that got a million likes," huh?
[01:36] Meisaku
    That sounds like The Cat
    That Lived A Million Times.
[01:37] Sign
    The Cat That Lived A Million Times
[01:37] Sign
    The Cat That Lived A Million Times
[01:39] Tsurukou
    What's that?
[01:40] Meisaku
    It's the title of a children's book.
[01:42] Meisaku
    The protagonist, a cat,
    is reborn a million times.
[01:42] Sign
    The Cat That Lived
     A Million Times
[01:44] Meisaku
    But no matter how many times he's
     reborn, he never loves his owner.
[01:47] Nokio
    That cat sounds like a jerk.
[01:49] Meisaku
    He's an aloof, stuck-up cat, but in the
     end, he falls in love with another cat.
[01:52] Sweets
    Huh. Sounds like an intriguing story.
[01:54] Harusame
    All righty then! Let's rotate
     ownership of this kitty.
[01:58] Harusame
    Which makes it my turn now!
[02:00] Meisaku
    So selfish.
[02:01] Sign
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[02:01] Sign
    Student
    Council
[02:01] Harusame
    Don't you know I bought an SLR camera
     so I can take photos of kitty?
[02:04] Meisaku
    Why would I care?
[02:05] Sign
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[02:05] Sign
    Student
    Council
[02:05] Harusame
    Now my social media account has
    practically turned into a cat bot!
[02:09] Meisaku
    Again, why would I care?
[02:10] Harusame
    If you insist on taking kitty away from me...
[02:14] Nokio
    What'll happen?
[02:15] Tsurukou
    You'll have us expelled?
[02:17] Harusame
    I'll cry buckets and it'll be awkward!
[02:19] Meisaku
    You care that much?
[02:22] Meisaku
    So yeah, the President's taking
     care of our cat for a while.
[02:25] Nokio
    He was so desperate.
[02:27] Tsurukou
    Loving cats that much ain't good.
[02:30] Sweets
    We have a problem!
[02:31] Meisaku
    Again? What is it this time?
[02:33] Sweets
    Like before, I just heard we had a big problem!
[02:36] Meisaku
    Learn from your mistakes!
[02:37] Secretary
    I'll explain what the problem is.
[02:39] Tsurukou
    Oh, the student council secretary.
[02:41] Nokio
    Who is Sweets' second cousin.
[02:42] Meisaku
    So, uh, what happened?
[02:44] Secretary
    Well, you see, the President's so preoccupied
     with that cat, he isn't doing his work.
[02:47] Secretary
    When the cat's on his lap,
    he'll sit still for hours.
[02:50] Secretary
    He buys lots of similar-looking cat toys, too.
[02:52] Secretary
    And he calls the cat "kitty-widdy"!
[02:52] Tsurukou
    Kitty-
    widdy
[02:54] Tsurukou
    Yikes, cringe alert.
[02:56] Secretary
    And yesterday...
[02:58] (Flashback) Secretary
    President!
[02:59] (Flashback) Secretary
    This cat climbs on my keyboard every time
    I need to use it, so I can't get my work done!
[03:04] (Flashback) Harusame
    It's fine! The keyboard's a kitty bed now!
[03:06] (Flashback) Secretary
    Your precious chair is ruined
    because she's scratched it so much!
[03:10] (Flashback) Harusame
    She did what?
[03:11] (Flashback) Harusame
    Ugh.
[03:12] (Flashback) Harusame
    I didn't realize how mischievous she was...
[03:14] (Flashback) Harusame
    If I have to get mad with her, I will.
[03:17] (Flashback) Secretary
    Yeah! You tell her!
[03:18] (Flashback) Harusame
    Whatta good girl!
[03:18] Sign
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[03:18] Sign
    Student
    Council
[03:20] (Flashback) Harusame
    Gweat job sharpenin' your ickle claws!
[03:22] (Flashback) Secretary
    President?!
[03:23] (Flashback) Harusame
    What could I do?!
[03:25] (Flashback) Secretary
    The student council room's
     turning into a cat room!
[03:28] (Flashback) Harusame
    A cat room, you say?
[03:30] (Flashback) Harusame
    Let's adopt that idea.
[03:30] Sign
    ADOPTED
[03:31] (Flashback) Secretary
    President!
[03:34] Secretary
    That's what happened.
[03:35] Nokio
    That's pretty bad.
[03:36] Secretary
    Can't you do something?! The student
    council can't function like this!
[03:40] Harusame
    We have a problem!
[03:41] Meisaku
    This is becoming a pattern.
[03:43] Harusame
    She's gone! Kitty disappeared!
[03:45] Meisaku
    What?
[03:46] Nokio
    She's a smart cat, so maybe she saw that Prez
    had stopped working and decided to leave?
[03:50] Harusame
    Kitty!
[03:50] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:50] Sign
    Student
    Council
[03:51] Harusame
    Wherever you are, please listen to me!
[03:53] Harusame
    It's true that I don't get any
    work done when you're around...
[03:56] Harusame
    But if you go away...
[03:58] Harusame
    there's no way I'll be able
    to focus on anything! Wah!
[04:04] Harusame
    Th-That voice!
[04:07] All
    Roly Poly!
[04:08] Harusame
    I'm so gwad you're back!
[04:12] Tsurukou
    You sound so gross.
[04:13] Meisaku
    Well, I hope you've learned your lesson
    and you'll stop doting on that cat.
[04:18] Harusame
    You're right. I have learned
    something from this experience.
[04:21] Harusame
    As for my "Kitty for Principal" plan...
[04:24] Sign
    CLEAN SLATE
[04:24] Harusame
    Let's wipe that slate clean!
[04:25] Meisaku
    The what plan?!
[04:27] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E218 - Aesop Quiz

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign
    Aesop's
[00:05] Sign
    Fables
[00:06] Musubi
    So fun!
[00:07] Musubi
    It's so much fun, it's made me look like this!
[00:07] Sign
    Aesop's
[00:07] Sign
    Fables
[00:09] Sweets
    What's so fun?
[00:09] Sign
    Episode 218
    Aesop Quiz
[00:11] Tsurukou
    I'm intrigued.
[00:12] Meisaku
    I'm more intrigued about Musubi's shape.
[00:14] Musubi
    This book is so much fun.
[00:14] Sign
    Aesop's
[00:14] Sign
    Fables
[00:16] Meisaku
    Ah, Aesop's Fables!
[00:18] Sweets
    "Aesop's Fables"?
[00:20] Meisaku
    A collection of fables compiled by
    someone named Aesop long, long ago.
[00:23] Meisaku
    Famous fables from it include: The King
    with Donkey's Ears and The Golden Axe.
[00:24] Sign
    The King with Donkey's Ears
[00:24] Sign
    The King with Donkey's Ears
[00:26] Sign
    The Golden Axe
[00:26] Sign
    The Golden Axe
[00:27] Tsurukou
    Oh, that awesometastic writer?
[00:29] Meisaku
    What do you like about
    Aesop's Fables, Musubi?
[00:32] Sign
    Aesop's
[00:32] Sign
    Fables
[00:32] Musubi
    I love the titles.
[00:32] Meisaku
    The titles?!
[00:34] Musubi
    I just stare at the index.
[00:36] Meisaku
    What's so fun about that?
[00:37] Sign
    Aesop's
[00:37] Sign
    Fables
[00:37] Musubi
    Well, a bandwagon fan like
    you just wouldn't understand.
[00:41] Meisaku
    I'm not a bandwagon fan!
[00:43] Musubi
    Then, wanna compete to see
    who knows Aesop's Fables the best?
[00:46] Sign
    Aesop's
[00:46] Sign
    Fables
[00:47] Meisaku
    Bring it on!
[00:48] Musubi
    Okay, I'll give you a question then.
[00:50] Sweets
    We'll join in, too!
[00:51] Musubi
    Question:
[00:51] Sign
    Aesop's
[00:51] Sign
    Fables
[00:52] Sign (Left)
    Out of the following titles,
    which one doesn't actually exist?
[00:52] Musubi
    Out of the following titles,
    which one doesn't actually exist?
[00:58] Meisaku
    Right.
[00:59] Musubi
    The North Wind and the Sun.
[00:59] Sign
    The North Wind and the Sun
[01:00] Musubi
    The Ant and the Grasshopper.
[01:00] Sign
    The North Wind and the Sun
[01:00] Sign
    The Ant and the Grasshopper
[01:01] Sign
    The North Wind and the Sun
[01:01] Sign
    The Ant and the Grasshopper
[01:02] Musubi
    The Tortoise and the Hare.
[01:02] Sign
    The North Wind and the Sun
[01:02] Sign
    The Ant and the Grasshopper
[01:02] Sign
    The Tortoise and the Hare
[01:02] Sign
    The North Wind and the Sun
[01:02] Sign
    The Ant and the Grasshopper
[01:02] Sign
    The Tortoise and the Hare
[01:03] Tsurukou
    Huh? I've heard of all of them.
[01:05] Meisaku
    Yeah. They all sound like they exist.
[01:08] Musubi
    The Frogs and the Sun.
[01:08] Sign
    The Frogs and the Sun
[01:08] Sign
    The Tortoise and the Hare
[01:08] Sign
    The Ant and the Grasshopper
[01:08] Sign
    The North Wind and the Sun
[01:08] Sign
    Aesop's
[01:08] Sign
    Fables
[01:08] Sign
    The Frogs and the Sun
[01:08] Sign
    The Tortoise and the Hare
[01:08] Sign
    The Ant and the Grasshopper
[01:08] Sign
    The North Wind and the Sun
[01:09] Meisaku
    Oh, there are more than three choices?
[01:11] Meisaku
    Okay, I got it!
[01:12] Meisaku
    The one that doesn't actually exist is...
[01:14] Musubi
    The Dog and the Smiths.
[01:14] Sign
    The Dog and the Smiths
[01:14] Sign
    The Frogs and the Sun
[01:14] Sign
    The Tortoise and the Hare
[01:14] Sign
    The Ant and the Grasshopper
[01:14] Sign
    The North Wind and the Sun
[01:14] Sign
    Aesop's
[01:14] Sign
    Fables
[01:15] Sign
    The Dog and the Smiths
[01:15] Sign
    The Frogs and the Sun
[01:15] Sign
    The Tortoise and the Hare
[01:15] Sign
    The Ant and the Grasshopper
[01:15] Sign
    The North Wind and the Sun
[01:16] Meisaku
    Hm? Oh, there's more.
[01:17] Tsurukou
    So we have five to choose from, huh?
[01:19] Sweets
    I've never heard of The
    Dog and the Smiths either.
[01:21] Meisaku
    Which one of those two doesn't exist?
[01:23] Sign
    The Dog and the Smiths
[01:23] Sign
    The Frogs and the Sun
[01:23] Sign
    The Tortoise and the Hare
[01:23] Sign
    The Ant and the Grasshopper
[01:23] Sign
    The North Wind and the Sun
[01:23] Sign
    The Farmer and the Snake
[01:23] Musubi
    The Farmer and the Snake.
[01:23] Sign
    Aesop's
[01:23] Sign
    Fables
[01:23] Sign
    The Dog and the Smiths
[01:23] Sign
    The Frogs and the Sun
[01:23] Sign
    The Tortoise and the Hare
[01:23] Sign
    The Ant and the Grasshopper
[01:23] Sign
    The Farmer and the Snake
[01:24] Musubi
    The Eagle and the Fox.
[01:25] Sign
    The Dog and the Smiths
[01:25] Sign
    The Frogs and the Sun
[01:25] Sign
    The Tortoise and the Hare
[01:25] Sign
    The Ant and the Grasshopper
[01:25] Sign
    The Farmer and the Snake
[01:25] Sign
    The Eagle and the Fox
[01:25] Sign
    The Dog and the Smiths
[01:25] Sign
    The Frogs and the Sun
[01:25] Sign
    The Tortoise and the Hare
[01:25] Sign
    The Farmer and the Snake
[01:25] Sign
    The Eagle and the Fox
[01:26] Musubi
    The Ant and the Dove.
[01:26] Sign
    The Dog and the Smiths
[01:26] Sign
    The Frogs and the Sun
[01:26] Sign
    The Tortoise and the Hare
[01:26] Sign
    The Farmer and the Snake
[01:26] Sign
    The Eagle and the Fox
[01:26] Sign
    The Ant and the Dove
[01:26] Sign
    The Dog and the Smiths
[01:26] Sign
    The Frogs and the Sun
[01:26] Sign
    The Farmer and the Snake
[01:26] Sign
    The Eagle and the Fox
[01:26] Sign
    The Ant and the Dove
[01:27] Musubi
    The Pig and the Sheep.
[01:27] Sign
    The Dog and the Smiths
[01:27] Sign
    The Frogs and the Sun
[01:27] Sign
    The Farmer and the Snake
[01:27] Sign
    The Eagle and the Fox
[01:27] Sign
    The Ant and the Dove
[01:27] Sign
    The Pig and the Sheep
[01:27] Sign
    The Dog and the Smiths
[01:27] Sign
    The Farmer and the Snake
[01:27] Sign
    The Eagle and the Fox
[01:27] Sign
    The Ant and the Dove
[01:27] Sign
    The Pig and the Sheep
[01:28] Meisaku
    There are so many choices!
[01:29] Tsurukou
    So many of them are titled
    "Something and Something Else."
[01:32] Meisaku
    Is that all of them?
[01:33] Meisaku
    Uh, what are our choices again?
[01:35] Musubi
    The Frog and the Ox.
[01:35] Sign
    The Dog and the Smiths
[01:35] Sign
    The Farmer and the Snake
[01:35] Sign
    The Eagle and the Fox
[01:35] Sign
    The Ant and the Dove
[01:35] Sign
    The Pig and the Sheep
[01:35] Sign
    The Frog and the Ox
[01:35] Sign
    Aesop's
[01:35] Sign
    Fables
[01:35] Sign
    The Farmer and the Snake
[01:35] Sign
    The Eagle and the Fox
[01:35] Sign
    The Ant and the Dove
[01:35] Sign
    The Pig and the Sheep
[01:35] Sign
    The Frog and the Ox
[01:36] Meisaku
    Wait, there's more?
[01:37] Musubi
    The Hunter and the Woodman.
[01:37] Sign
    The Farmer and the Snake
[01:37] Sign
    The Eagle and the Fox
[01:37] Sign
    The Ant and the Dove
[01:37] Sign
    The Pig and the Sheep
[01:37] Sign
    The Frog and the Ox
[01:37] Sign
    The Hunter and the Woodman
[01:38] Sign
    The Eagle and the Fox
[01:38] Sign
    The Ant and the Dove
[01:38] Sign
    The Pig and the Sheep
[01:38] Sign
    The Frog and the Ox
[01:38] Sign
    The Hunter and the Woodman
[01:39] Musubi
    The Trees and the Axe.
[01:39] Sign
    The Eagle and the Fox
[01:39] Sign
    The Ant and the Dove
[01:39] Sign
    The Pig and the Sheep
[01:39] Sign
    The Frog and the Ox
[01:39] Sign
    The Hunter and the Woodman
[01:39] Sign
    The Trees and the Axe
[01:39] Sign
    The Ant and the Dove
[01:39] Sign
    The Pig and the Sheep
[01:39] Sign
    The Frog and the Ox
[01:39] Sign
    The Hunter and the Woodman
[01:39] Sign
    The Trees and the Axe
[01:40] Sweets
    This Aesop guy wasn't very
    good at titles, was he?
[01:42] Sign
    The Ant and the Dove
[01:42] Sign
    The Pig and the Sheep
[01:42] Sign
    The Frog and the Ox
[01:42] Sign
    The Hunter and the Woodman
[01:42] Sign
    The Trees and the Axe
[01:42] Sign
    The Lion and the Frog
[01:42] Musubi
    The Lion and the Frog.
[01:42] Sign
    Aesop's
[01:42] Sign
    Fables
[01:43] Sign
    The Pig and the Sheep
[01:43] Sign
    The Frog and the Ox
[01:43] Sign
    The Hunter and the Woodman
[01:43] Sign
    The Trees and the Axe
[01:43] Sign
    The Lion and the Frog
[01:44] Musubi
    The Lion and the Dolphin.
[01:44] Sign
    The Pig and the Sheep
[01:44] Sign
    The Frog and the Ox
[01:44] Sign
    The Hunter and the Woodman
[01:44] Sign
    The Trees and the Axe
[01:44] Sign
    The Lion and the Frog
[01:44] Sign
    The Lion and the Dolphin
[01:44] Sign
    The Frog and the Ox
[01:44] Sign
    The Hunter and the Woodman
[01:44] Sign
    The Trees and the Axe
[01:44] Sign
    The Lion and the Frog
[01:44] Sign
    The Lion and the Dolphin
[01:45] Musubi
    The Lion and the Bear.
[01:45] Sign
    The Frog and the Ox
[01:45] Sign
    The Hunter and the Woodman
[01:45] Sign
    The Trees and the Axe
[01:45] Sign
    The Lion and the Frog
[01:45] Sign
    The Lion and the Dolphin
[01:45] Sign
    The Lion and the Bear
[01:46] Sign
    The Hunter and the Woodman
[01:46] Sign
    The Trees and the Axe
[01:46] Sign
    The Lion and the Frog
[01:46] Sign
    The Lion and the Dolphin
[01:46] Sign
    The Lion and the Bear
[01:46] Musubi
    The Lion and the Hare.
[01:46] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[01:46] Sign
    The Hunter and the Woodman
[01:46] Sign
    The Trees and the Axe
[01:46] Sign
    The Lion and the Frog
[01:46] Sign
    The Lion and the Dolphin
[01:46] Sign
    The Lion and the Bear
[01:47] Sign
    The Trees and the Axe
[01:47] Sign
    The Lion and the Frog
[01:47] Sign
    The Lion and the Dolphin
[01:47] Sign
    The Lion and the Bear
[01:47] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[01:48] Meisaku
    That's way too many lions!
[01:49] Sign
    The Trees and the Axe
[01:49] Sign
    The Lion and the Frog
[01:49] Sign
    The Lion and the Dolphin
[01:49] Sign
    The Lion and the Bear
[01:49] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[01:49] Sign
    The Lion and the Eagle
[01:49] Musubi
    The Lion and the Eagle.
[01:49] Sign
    Aesop's
[01:49] Sign
    Fables
[01:49] Sign
    The Lion and the Frog
[01:49] Sign
    The Lion and the Dolphin
[01:49] Sign
    The Lion and the Bear
[01:49] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[01:49] Sign
    The Lion and the Eagle
[01:50] Musubi
    The Lion and the Boar.
[01:50] Sign
    The Lion and the Boar
[01:50] Sign
    The Lion and the Frog
[01:50] Sign
    The Lion and the Dolphin
[01:50] Sign
    The Lion and the Bear
[01:50] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[01:50] Sign
    The Lion and the Eagle
[01:51] Sign
    The Lion and the Dolphin
[01:51] Sign
    The Lion and the Bear
[01:51] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[01:51] Sign
    The Lion and the Eagle
[01:51] Sign
    The Lion and the Boar
[01:52] Musubi
    The Lion and the Hare.
[01:52] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[01:52] Sign
    The Lion and the Dolphin
[01:52] Sign
    The Lion and the Bear
[01:52] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[01:52] Sign
    The Lion and the Eagle
[01:52] Sign
    The Lion and the Boar
[01:52] Sign
    The Lion and the Bear
[01:52] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[01:52] Sign
    The Lion and the Eagle
[01:52] Sign
    The Lion and the Boar
[01:52] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[01:53] Tsurukou
    Wait, there's another The Lion and the Hare?
[01:56] Sweets
    Then, that must be the wrong one.
    The answer is: The Lion and the Hare.
[01:57] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[01:59] Musubi
    Wrong!
[01:59] Sign
    Aesop's
[01:59] Sign
    Fables
[01:59] Musubi
    There are two called The Lion and the Hare.
[02:01] Meisaku
    There are?!
[02:03] Musubi
    Incidentally, in one of them, a lion's about
     to eat a hare, but then he spies a deer,
[02:03] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare A
[02:07] Musubi
    so he chases after it and ends
     up eating neither of them.
[02:09] Musubi
    In the other, a lion and a hare argue, and the
     lion says something terrible to the hare.
[02:09] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare B
[02:13] Meisaku
    The titles are the same,
    but the stories are different?
[02:15] Musubi
    Which means Sweets is out.
[02:18] Sweets
    Darn it!
[02:19] Musubi
    Okay, let's continue.
[02:21] Tsurukou
    There are more titles?!
[02:22] Sign
    The Lion and the Bear
[02:22] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[02:22] Sign
    The Lion and the Eagle
[02:22] Sign
    The Lion and the Boar
[02:22] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[02:22] Sign
    The Fox and the Leopard
[02:22] Musubi
    The Fox and the Leopard.
[02:22] Sign
    Aesop's
[02:22] Sign
    Fables
[02:22] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[02:22] Sign
    The Lion and the Eagle
[02:22] Sign
    The Lion and the Boar
[02:22] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[02:22] Sign
    The Fox and the Leopard
[02:23] Tsurukou
    Oh, we're done with the lion, huh?
[02:24] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[02:24] Sign
    The Lion and the Eagle
[02:24] Sign
    The Lion and the Boar
[02:24] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[02:24] Sign
    The Fox and the Leopard
[02:24] Sign
    The Fox and the Grapes
[02:24] Musubi
    The Fox and the Grapes.
[02:25] Sign
    The Lion and the Eagle
[02:25] Sign
    The Lion and the Boar
[02:25] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[02:25] Sign
    The Fox and the Leopard
[02:25] Sign
    The Fox and the Grapes
[02:26] Musubi
    The Fox and the Thornbush.
[02:26] Sign
    The Lion and the Eagle
[02:26] Sign
    The Lion and the Boar
[02:26] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[02:26] Sign
    The Fox and the Leopard
[02:26] Sign
    The Fox and the Grapes
[02:26] Sign
    The Fox and the Thornbush
[02:26] Sign
    The Lion and the Boar
[02:26] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[02:26] Sign
    The Fox and the Leopard
[02:26] Sign
    The Fox and the Grapes
[02:26] Sign
    The Fox and the Thornbush
[02:27] Musubi
    The Fox and the Crocodile.
[02:27] Sign
    The Lion and the Boar
[02:27] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[02:27] Sign
    The Fox and the Leopard
[02:27] Sign
    The Fox and the Grapes
[02:27] Sign
    The Fox and the Thornbush
[02:27] Sign
    The Fox and the Crocodile
[02:27] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[02:27] Sign
    The Fox and the Leopard
[02:27] Sign
    The Fox and the Grapes
[02:27] Sign
    The Fox and the Thornbush
[02:27] Sign
    The Fox and the Crocodile
[02:28] Sweets
    Now we're in the fox zone!
[02:30] Mesaiku
    He overdid it with "The Fox and something"
    and "The Lion and something" stories.
[02:33] Sign
    The Lion and the Hare
[02:33] Sign
    The Fox and the Leopard
[02:33] Sign
    The Fox and the Grapes
[02:33] Sign
    The Fox and the Thornbush
[02:33] Sign
    The Fox and the Crocodile
[02:33] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion
[02:33] Musubi
    The Fox and the Lion.
[02:33] Sign
    Aesop's
[02:33] Sign
    Fables
[02:34] Sign
    The Fox and the Leopard
[02:34] Sign
    The Fox and the Grapes
[02:34] Sign
    The Fox and the Thornbush
[02:34] Sign
    The Fox and the Crocodile
[02:34] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion
[02:35] Meisaku
    The fox and the lion
    finally found each other!
[02:37] Musubi
    The Fox and the Lion in a Cage.
[02:37] Sign
    The Fox and the Leopard
[02:37] Sign
    The Fox and the Grapes
[02:37] Sign
    The Fox and the Thornbush
[02:37] Sign
    The Fox and the Crocodile
[02:37] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion
[02:37] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
[02:37] Sign
    The Fox and the Grapes
[02:37] Sign
    The Fox and the Thornbush
[02:37] Sign
    The Fox and the Crocodile
[02:37] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion
[02:37] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
[02:39] Meisaku
    And that's different from
    The Fox and the Lion, is it?
[02:41] Tsurukou
    That one! I don't think he would've
     created two stories that are so similar.
[02:45] Tsurukou
    So the wrong one is:
    The Fox and the Lion in a Cage!
[02:46] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
[02:48] Musubi
    Wrong!
[02:48] Sign
    Aesop's
[02:48] Sign
    Fables
[02:49] Musubi
    The Fox and the Lion in
    a Cage really does exist.
[02:52] ---
    The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
[02:52] Musubi
    A fox sees a lion trapped in
    a cage and makes fun of him.
[02:55] Meisaku
    What kind of story is that?!
[02:56] Musubi
    Which means Tsurukou is out.
[02:59] Tsurukou
    So frustrating!
[03:00] Musubi
    Moving on.
[03:01] Sign
    The Fox and the Grapes
[03:01] Sign
    The Fox and the Thornbush
[03:01] Sign
    The Fox and the Crocodile
[03:01] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion
[03:01] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
[03:01] Sign
    The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
[03:01] Sign
    Aesop's
[03:01] Sign
    Fables
[03:01] Musubi
    The Lion...
[03:01] Sign
    The Fox and the Thornbush
[03:01] Sign
    The Fox and the Crocodile
[03:01] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion
[03:01] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
[03:01] Sign
    The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
[03:02] Meisaku
    There's that lion again.
[03:03] Musubi
    ...Who Was Seen by the Fox.
[03:04] Meisaku
    Seriously, Aesop!
[03:05] Tsurukou
    Put more thought into your titles!
[03:07] Sign
    The Fox and the Thornbush
[03:07] Sign
    The Fox and the Crocodile
[03:07] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion
[03:07] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
[03:07] Sign
    The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
[03:07] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Little Fish
[03:07] Musubi
    The Fisherman and the Little Fish.
[03:07] Sign
    Aesop's
[03:07] Sign
    Fables
[03:07] Sign
    The Fox and the Crocodile
[03:07] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion
[03:07] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
[03:07] Sign
    The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
[03:07] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Little Fish
[03:08] Sign
    The Fox and the Crocodile
[03:08] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion
[03:08] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
[03:08] Sign
    The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
[03:08] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Little Fish
[03:08] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Tunny
[03:08] Musubi
    The Fisherman and the Tunny.
[03:09] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion
[03:09] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
[03:09] Sign
    The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
[03:09] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Little Fish
[03:09] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Tunny
[03:10] Musubi
    The Fisherman.
[03:10] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion
[03:10] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
[03:10] Sign
    The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
[03:10] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Little Fish
[03:10] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Tunny
[03:10] Sign
    The Fisherman
[03:10] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
[03:10] Sign
    The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
[03:10] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Little Fish
[03:10] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Tunny
[03:10] Sign
    The Fisherman
[03:11] Meisaku
    All by himself?
[03:12] Tsurukou
    It's no longer "Something
     and Something Else."
[03:15] Musubi
    The Cheater.
[03:15] Sign
    The Fox and the Lion in a Cage
[03:15] Sign
    The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
[03:15] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Little Fish
[03:15] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Tunny
[03:15] Sign
    The Fisherman
[03:15] Sign
    The Cheater
[03:15] Sign
    Aesop's
[03:15] Sign
    Fables
[03:15] Sign
    The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
[03:15] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Little Fish
[03:15] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Tunny
[03:15] Sign
    The Fisherman
[03:15] Sign
    The Cheater
[03:15] Meisaku
    He cheats?
[03:16] Sign
    The Lion Who Was Seen by the Fox
[03:16] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Little Fish
[03:16] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Tunny
[03:16] Sign
    The Fisherman
[03:16] Sign
    The Cheater
[03:16] Sign
    The Murderer
[03:16] Musubi
    The Murderer.
[03:17] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Little Fish
[03:17] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Tunny
[03:17] Sign
    The Fisherman
[03:17] Sign
    The Cheater
[03:17] Sign
    The Murderer
[03:17] Meisaku
    And now he kills.
[03:18] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Little Fish
[03:18] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Tunny
[03:18] Sign
    The Fisherman
[03:18] Sign
    The Cheater
[03:18] Sign
    The Murderer
[03:18] Sign
    The Braggart
[03:18] Musubi
    The Braggart.
[03:19] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Tunny
[03:19] Sign
    The Fisherman
[03:19] Sign
    The Cheater
[03:19] Sign
    The Murderer
[03:19] Sign
    The Braggart
[03:19] Meisaku
    These people are real nasty
    when they're by themselves!
[03:22] Musubi
    The Boy Who Vomited Up the Tripe.
[03:22] Sign
    The Fisherman and the Tunny
[03:22] Sign
    The Fisherman
[03:22] Sign
    The Cheater
[03:22] Sign
    The Murderer
[03:22] Sign
    The Braggart
[03:22] Sign
    The Boy Who Vomited Up the Tripe
[03:22] Sign
    The Fisherman
[03:22] Sign
    The Cheater
[03:22] Sign
    The Murderer
[03:22] Sign
    The Braggart
[03:22] Sign
    The Boy Who Vomited Up the Tripe
[03:24] Meisaku
    What kind of a title is that?!
[03:25] Musubi
    All right, please choose the
    one that doesn't actually exist.
[03:27] Sign
    Aesop's
[03:27] Sign
    Fables
[03:30] Sweets
    It's finally over!
[03:31] Meisaku
    We're choosing one out of
    all of the titles you just said?
[03:33] Musubi
    That's right!
[03:34] Meisaku
    Hm... It's really tough, but the
    one that stood out the most was...
[03:38] Meisaku
    The Boy Who Vomited Up the Tripe!
[03:38] Sign
    The Boy Who Vomited Up the Tripe
[03:40] Musubi
    Wrong!
[03:40] Sign
    Aesop's
[03:40] Sign
    Fables
[03:40] Musubi
    The Boy Who Vomited Up
    the Tripe really does exist!
[03:43] Meisaku
    Aw man...
[03:44] Musubi
    In the story, a boy eats too much tripe,
[03:44] Sign
    The Boy Who Vomited Up the Tripe
[03:46] Musubi
    and his mother tells him it's okay to
    throw it back up since it's not his organ.
[03:50] Sweets
    That's the story?!
[03:51] Musubi
    Meisaku-kun got it wrong as well. Looks like
    I know more about Aesop's Fables than you do.
[03:56] Musubi
    Take that, bandwagon fan!
[03:56] Sign
    Aesop's
[03:56] Sign
    Fables
[03:58] Meisaku
    Darn it! This is so frustrating!
[04:00] Tsurukou
    So what's the answer? One of
    those titles doesn't exist, right?
[04:04] Musubi
    Teehee! In fact, it's not one...
[04:06] Sign
    Aesop's
[04:06] Sign
    Fables
[04:07] Meisaku
    I knew it! Of course!
[04:09] Tsurukou
    I thought that list was strange.
[04:11] Musubi
    Truth is...
[04:11] Sign
    Aesop's
[04:11] Sign
    Fables
[04:13] Musubi
    They all exist!
[04:13] Sign
    Aesop's
[04:14] Mei/Swe/Tsu
    They all exist?!
[04:16] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E219 - Hello There, Bolt, Bolt-San

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign
    The Tortoise and the Hare
[00:06] Sweets
    I'll now recount the classic tale
    of The Tortoise and the Hare.
[00:08] Sweets
    It's a story about how fast the tortoise is!
[00:08] Sign (Right)
    The Tortoise
    and the Hare
[00:08] Sign (Left)
    Finish Line
[00:11] Meisaku
    You skipped over so much,
    you got the story all wrong.
[00:13] Meisaku
    And, uh...
[00:14] Meisaku
    What's with this headband?
[00:15] Nokio
    The long-distance race is coming up,
    and we're fed up of Bolt winning every time.
[00:15] Sign
    Episode 219
    Hello There, Bolt, Bolt-San
[00:19] Musubi
    So we're gonna train you up and turn you
     into a top athlete who can beat Bolt.
[00:24] Sweets
    We're all counting on you, Meisaku!
[00:26] Meisaku
    I'd rather you didn't.
[00:27] Meisaku
    Why can't all of us train together?
[00:29] Nokio
    My body has really bad aerodynamics.
[00:31] Meisaku
    Take that thing off, then.
[00:32] Sweets
    I've got bad hair-dynamics too.
[00:34] Meisaku
    Take the hat off, then.
[00:35] Musubi
    I cheated last year and got banned for life.
[00:38] Meisaku
    Don't cheat!
[00:40] Nokio
    Let's do it, Meisaku. Be the tortoise
    from The Tortoise and the Hare!
[00:43] Meisaku
    Bolt's also a tortoise, so that's confusing.
[00:45] Sweets
    Meisaku, it's like The Tortoise and the Hare!
[00:47] Sweets
    The Tortoise and the Hare, you know?
    The Tortoise and the Hare!
[00:49] Meisaku
    Don't go thinking you can rope me in
    just 'cause you bring up a classic tale!
[00:53] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    Special Ability
[00:53] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    50m Sprint
[00:53] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    Steamed
    Chicken
[00:53] Sign (Top Center)
    Stamina
[00:53] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    Bunny Hop
[00:53] Sign (Top Left)
    Meisaku Matsuda
[00:53] Sign (Top Left)
    Condition
[00:54] Sweets
    And so, Meisaku starts his training.
[00:56] Nokio
    Here are Meisaku's current stats.
[00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Stats
[00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Speed
[00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Strength
[00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Endurance
[00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Loudness
[00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Humor
[00:58] Meisaku
    What are these?
[01:00] Nokio
    Speed: 65, F-rank.
[01:00] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Speed
[01:01] Nokio
    Strength: 60, G-rank.
[01:01] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Strength
[01:02] Nokio
    Endurance: 66, F-rank.
[01:02] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Endurance
[01:04] Musubi
    They're all so low.
[01:05] Nokio
    And your loudness score is 88, B-rank.
[01:05] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Loudness
[01:07] Meisaku
    Is that relevant to long-distance running?
[01:10] Sweets
    Your humor score is 300, SS-rank!
[01:10] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Humor
[01:12] Meisaku
    300?!
[01:13] Nokio
    Oh, but man, Meisaku-kun sure is funny, ain't he?
[01:16] Sweets
    Meisaku-kun's hilarious!
[01:17] Meisaku
    Okay, let's leave that as it is.
[01:19] Musubi
    First, we'll work on your speed score.
[01:21] Musubi
    Choosing "50m Sprint"...
[01:21] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    50m Sprint
[01:21] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    50m Sprint
[01:22] Sign
    Meisaku did a 50-meter sprint
[01:26] Sign
    Meisaku's locks grew longer!
[01:26] Sweets
    All right! Meisaku's locks grew longer!
[01:28] Meisaku
    So what if my hair got longer?
    What about my speed?
[01:31] Musubi
    I guess "longer locks"
    sounds like "stronger legs."
[01:33] Nokio
    You need protein if
    you wanna bulk up a bit.
[01:34] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    50m Sprint
[01:36] Nokio
    So let's give you... "Steamed Chicken"!
[01:36] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    Steamed
    Chicken
[01:36] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    Steamed
    Chicken
[01:37] Sign
    Meisaku ate Steamed Chicken
[01:38] Meisaku
    Will just eating it really do anything?
[01:41] Nokio
    Your endurance rank jumped up to A!
[01:41] Sign
    Meisaku's Endurance increased!
[01:43] Meisaku
    Huh?
[01:43] Musubi
    Just from eating steamed chicken?
[01:45] Meisakiu
    This time, it did eggs-actly what it should.
[01:48] Meisakiu
    You smell what I'm cooking?
[01:49] Sign
    Humor decreased!
[01:50] Musubi
    Your humor score just plummeted.
[01:52] Meisaku
    Ah, I'm very sorry!
[01:54] Musubi
    Might as well use our trump card.
[01:54] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    Steamed
    Chicken
[01:55] Musubi
    Let's get Meisaku-kun to
    learn the "Special Ability."
[01:56] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    Special Ability
[01:56] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    Special Ability
[01:58] Meisaku
    "Special Ability"?
[01:59] Musubi
    The Special Ability can
    be a double-edged sword.
[01:59] Sign
    The Special Ability can be a double-edged sword
[02:01] Musubi
    Worst case scenario,
    you can get banned for life.
[02:01] Sign
    Worst case scenario
[02:03] Sign
    you can get banned for life
[02:04] Meisaku
    You're planning to cheat, aren't you?!
[02:07] Sweets
    It's finally long-distance race day!
[02:09] Bolt
    Meisaku, I hear you did
     some special training...
[02:12] Meisaku
    Bolt...
[02:13] Bolt
    Why was it just you and not everyone?
[02:14] Meisaku
    I couldn't agree more!
[02:16] Lassi
    On your marks.
[02:17] Lassi
    Get set.
[02:18] Lassi
    Go!
[02:19] Bolt
    Victory will be mine again this year!
[02:22] Meisaku
    Man, he's so fast!
[02:23] Nokio
    Keep it up, Meisaku!
[02:25] Musubi
    Okay, time for the Special Ability.
[02:27] Nokio
    Special Ability, activate.
[02:29] Musubi
    Special Ability: "Let's-Run-Together."
[02:29] Musubi
    Let's-Run-Together
[02:30] Musubi
    Let's-Run-Together
[02:30] Musubi
    Let's-Run-Together
[02:31] Meisaku
    Bolt, wanna run together?
[02:33] Bolt
    People who use that line are
     planning to speed off ahead.
[02:36] Nokio
    Darn, it didn't work. Next one!
[02:38] Musubi
    Special Ability: "There's-A-Shortcut."
[02:39] Musubi
    There's-A-Shortcut
[02:39] Musubi
    There's-A-Shortcut
[02:40] Musubi
    There's-A-Shortcut
[02:40] Meisaku
    There's a shortcut around that corner.
[02:42] Bolt
    Don't make me go off course.
    Races don't have shortcuts!
[02:44] Sweets
    That didn't work, either!
[02:46] Musubi
    Special Ability: "Your-Shoe's-Untied."
[02:46] Musubi
    Your-Shoe's-Untied
[02:47] Musubi
    Your-Shoe's-Untied
[02:48] Musubi
    Your-Shoe's-Untied
[02:48] Meisaku
    Ah, your shoe's untied.
[02:50] Bolt
    I'm running barefoot!
[02:51] Sweets
    None of these Special Abilities are working!
[02:54] Bolt
    Seems like this is the end of the line for you.
    Meisaku will run out of breath in no ti—
[02:59] Bolt
    Wait, he's keeping up?!
[03:01] Meisaku
    Well, I am A-rank for endurance.
[03:03] Musubi
    Oh yeah, so you are!
[03:04] Meisaku
    I won't lose, Bolt!
[03:08] Meisaku/Sign
    Hello there, Bolt.
[03:10] Meisaku/Sign
    Bolt-san, hey.
[03:11] Meisaku/Sign
    I hear that you are the
     slowest in the world.
[03:15] Meisaku/Sign
    Nothin' beats you at being so slow.
[03:19] Meisaku/Sign
    Seriously, man, why are you so slow?
[03:22] Nokio
    Meisaku's taunting him!
[03:23] Bolt/Sign
    Oh, gimme a break, Meisaku-san.
[03:27] Bolt/Sign
    Do you really think
    you can outrun me?!
[03:33] Meisaku
    Just watch me!
[03:36] Nokio
    Aw man, Bolt ended up winning again.
[03:38] Sweets
    But Meisaku came second.
[03:39] Bolt
    That was a good race, Meisaku.
[03:41] Meisaku
    That race took more of a
    toll than I thought it would.
[03:44] Meisaku
    Jeez, running really runs you down, doesn't it?
[03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Stats
[03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Speed
[03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Strength
[03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Endurance
[03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Loudness
[03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Humor
[03:50] All
    Your humor score just hit zero!
[03:51] Meisaku
    All I did with this long-distance
    race was fall flat on my face.
[03:54] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E220 - The Battle of the Monkey and the Peach

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign
    Episode 220
    The Battle of the
    Monkey and the Peach
[00:05] Sweets
    C'mon and sprout, little persimmon seeds!
[00:09] Sweets
    Or I'm gonna have to gorilla stomp you all!
[00:11] Nokio
    What are you doing, Sweets?
[00:13] Musubi
    What a weird song.
[00:13] Sweets
    I planted some persimmon
    seeds so they'll grow.
[00:16] Bolt
    Why would you do something like that?
[00:18] Sweets
    If they grow and bear fruit,
    I'll get to eat lots of persimmons.
[00:21] Sweets
    But they don't seem to be sprouting.
[00:23] Meisaku
    Oh yeah?
[00:24] Sweets
    Wanna give it a try, Meisaku?
    I've still got some left. Look.
[00:27] Meisaku
    Persimmon seed-shaped rice crackers?!
[00:27] Sign
    Kaki-no-Tane
[00:27] Sign
    Persimmon Seed-Shaped
[00:27] Sign
    Rice Crackers
[00:29] Bolt
    Those will never sprout!
[00:30] Sweets
    They won't?
[00:31] Sweets
    Gah! I've been deceived!
[00:33] Meisaku
    Deceived? By whom?
[00:35] Sweets
    Sarutahiko-kun in the class next to ours.
[00:37] Meisaku
    Sarutahiko-kun?
[00:38] Sweets
    He's so unpleasant.
[00:40] Sweets
    His dad's loaded, meaning whenever he does
    bad stuff, he just pays his way out of trouble.
[00:44] Meisaku
    Don't you do something similar?
[00:46] Musubi
    I know the guy you mean.
    Only his underlings like him.
[00:50] Bolt
    And they're only there for the money.
[00:52] Nokio
    But my boss... I mean, Sarutahiko
    must have some good points, right?
[00:56] Sweets
    Hm?
[00:57] Meisaku
    Nokio, are you his underling?
[00:58] Nokio
    A-As if!
[01:00] Sweets
    Aw man. So I did all that
    bartering for nothing.
[01:02] Musubi
    What'd you barter for the rice crackers?
[01:05] Sweets
    A 5,000 yen bill!
[01:05] Sign
    Kaki-no-Tane
[01:06] Nokio
    That's not exactly bartering.
[01:08] Bolt
    That's shopping.
[01:09] Sweets
    Dang it!
[01:10] Meisaku
    This totally reminds me of the classic tale,
    The Battle of the Monkey and the Crab.
[01:14] Musubi
    Here comes the plot.
[01:15] Meisaku
    A crab agrees to trade his rice ball
    for a monkey's persimmon seed.
[01:15] Sign
    The Battle of the
    Monkey and the Crab
[01:18] Meisaku
    But in the end, the crab gets deceived by
     the monkey, who steals the persimmons.
[01:22] Meisaku
    The crab's gang then gets
     revenge on the monkey.
[01:24] Sweets
    That's it!
[01:25] Sweets
    I'll assemble a gang and get my revenge!
[01:29] Sweets
    Okay, everyone! Thank you for coming today.
[01:32] Sweets
    Let's band together and defeat Sarutahiko!
[01:35] Bolt
    It has nothing to do with us, though.
[01:36] Sweets
    By the way, how did the
    monkey get punished in the story?
[01:40] Meisaku
    Hm, let's see... They made the
    monkey slip and fall in cow manure.
[01:44] Musubi
    C-Cow manure? But why?
[01:46] Bolt
    That makes zero sense!
[01:47] Nokio
    And it's so gross!
[01:47] Meisaku
    Hey, don't blame me.
[01:49] Bolt
    What can we do instead?
[01:50] Sweets
    Well, I say...
[01:51] Sweets
    Let's go with the flow!
[01:52] Meisaku
    The flow?
[01:55] Sweets
    And so, we're all hiding in
    Sarutahiko's house while he's out!
[01:59] Meisaku
    Huh? I can hear you, but I don't see you.
[02:00] Sweets
    Now, Meisaku, can you figure
    out where we're all hiding?
[02:03] Meisaku
    Um...
[02:04] Meisaku
    In that hole in the wall?
[02:06] Sweets
    Correct!
[02:06] Sweets
    I punched this hole in the
    wall and hid myself in it!
[02:09] Meisaku
    This hole's probably 5,000 yen's
     worth of revenge right there.
[02:12] Meisaku
    Now, for Musubi...
[02:14] Meisaku
    ...who's right there.
[02:15] Musubi
    Yup! I'm sitting here,
    pretending to be a sandwich.
[02:18] Meisaku
    Can't you just pretend to be a rice ball?
[02:20] Nokio
    I'm over here.
[02:21] Nokio
    When he gets near,
    I'll yell and surprise him.
[02:23] Meisaku
    Yelling, huh?
[02:24] Sweets
    That's kind of weak.
[02:26] Nokio
    Not at all! I'll yell something
     shocking to surprise him.
[02:28] Meisaku
    Something shocking, huh?
[02:30] Bolt
    And I'm up here!
[02:32] Meisaku
    Above us?!
[02:32] Bolt
    When Nokio shocks Sarutahiko with his
     loud yelling, I'll throw this mortar at him!
[02:36] Meisaku
    I guess The Battle of the Monkey
     and the Crab needs a mortar.
[02:39] Sweets
    And I've put out something
    similar to cow manure!
[02:42] Meisaku
    Oh yes, I see it. What is this?
[02:43] Sweets
    Chow mein-ure!
[02:43] Sign
    Chow Mein-ure
[02:43] Sign
    Chow Mein-ure
[02:44] Musubi
    That just sounds similar!
[02:46] Sweets
    Okay, Sarutahiko will be home any second.
[02:49] Sweets
    Everyone, stand by!
[02:50] Meisaku
    I don't know if this'll work...
[02:54] Sarutahiko
    I'm home!
[02:55] Nokio
    I'll go first!
[02:57] Sweets
    Nokio, yell something
    shocking and surprise him!
[02:59] Nokio
    Don't come in, Boss! Danger awaits you here!
[03:02] Sarutahiko
    Huh?
[03:02] Meisaku
    He really did say something shocking!
[03:04] Sweets
    You traitor!
[03:06] Sarutahiko
    Hey, what's this?
[03:07] Sweets
    He avoided the chow mein-ure!
[03:08] Bolt
    And now, you get...
[03:10] Bolt
    ...the mortar!
[03:13] Meisaku
    All we really needed was the mortar.
[03:18] Sweets
    Just like we planned!
[03:19] Meisaku
    What plan?
[03:20] Sarutahiko
    Damn it!
[03:21] Sweets
    Give me my 5,000 yen back!
[03:23] Sarutahiko
    No way. Do you really think you can get
    away with doing something like this to me?
[03:27] Bolt
    What do you mean?
[03:29] Sarutahiko
    I can just go tell my dad
     to drive you out of town.
[03:34] Sweets
    Wh-What a cowardly thing to do.
[03:36] Sweets
    But if you plan to go through with it...
[03:38] Meisaku
    What will you do?
[03:39] Sweets
    I'll go ask my dad to buy
    up your dad's company...
[03:42] Sweets
    ...and drive you out of town!
[03:45] Meisaku
    You're just doing the same thing as him!
[03:48] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E221 - All the Children's Toys Go Chitter-Chatter

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign
    Episode 221
    All the Children's Toys
     Go Chitter-Chatter
[00:06] Nokio
    Hey, Meisaku! We brought you the homework!
[00:08] Musubi
    Since you didn't show up to school,
    we dropped by to give it to you.
[00:12] Tsurukou
    You gonna serve us some tea or what?
[00:14] Nokio
    Why weren't you at school?
    I bet you don't have a good reason.
[00:20] Nok/Mus/Tsu
    What's going on here?
[00:21] Tsurukou
    You did have a good reason.
[00:25] Musubi
    R-Really?!
[00:27] Nokio
    You understood what he said?
[00:28] Musubi
    He said: "Fugafugafuga"!
[00:30] Nokio
    Yeah, that's what we heard.
[00:31] Tsurukou
    Well, anyway, let's remove that gag.
[00:33] Meisaku
    Whew, th-thanks...
[00:36] Musubi
    So, uh, why are you tied up?
[00:38] Meisaku
    Well, I was playing with Mei last night...
[00:42] (Flashback) Meisaku
    Mei, do you know this song?
[00:44] (Flashback) Meisaku
    ♫ All the children's toys go cha-cha-cha ♫
[00:46] (Flashback) Mei
    Gotcha?
[00:46] (Flashback) Meisaku
    ♫ All the children's toys go cha-cha-cha ♫
[00:48] (Flashback) Mei
    All the boys gotcha?
[00:50] (Flashback) Meisaku
    ♫ Cha-cha-cha, all the children's
     toys go cha-cha-cha! ♫
[00:53] (Flashback) Mei
    All the builder's boys, I gotcha?
[00:55] (Flashback) Meisaku
    No, it doesn't go like that.
[00:57] (Flashback) Meisaku
    It's a song called: "All the
    Children's Toys Go Cha-Cha-Cha."
[00:57] Sign
    All the Children's Toys Go Cha-Cha-Cha
[00:59] (Flashback) Meisaku
    It's a nursery rhyme where toys wake up and
     start moving after kids have gone to bed.
[01:03] (Flashback) Mei
    Cha-cha-cha!
[01:05] Meisaku
    And that's what happened.
[01:07] Meisaku
    Her "cha-cha-cha" was just so cute...
[01:10] Musubi
    And?
[01:10] Meisaku
    And then, some strangers showed up and
    I'm not sure why, but they tied me up.
[01:14] Nokio
    You don't remember anything except Mei?
[01:16] Tsurukou
    That didn't explain anything.
[01:18] Mei
    Cha-cha-cha!
[01:19] Nokio
    Oh, it's Mei!
[01:20] Musubi
    With a toy entourage!
[01:22] Meisaku
    Hey, those are the toys
    that tied me up yesterday!
[01:24] Tsurukou
    So the toys did start moving
    after everyone had gone to sleep.
[01:27] Nokio
    Mei's supernatural powers, maybe?
[01:29] Nikumantchi
    Listen up, fools.
[01:29] Nikumantchi
    PORKBUNGOTCHI
[01:30] Nikumantchi
    This house now belongs to Mei-sama.
[01:30] Nikumantchi
    PORKBUNGOTCHI
[01:33] Mei
    Belongs to me!
[01:34] Meisaku
    What?! What are you talking about?
[01:36] Tsurukou
    Yeah! You tell 'em!
[01:38] Meisaku
    This house belonged to Mei to begin with!
[01:40] Tsurukou
    He's useless.
[01:41] Bonsai
    We toys resent you humans.
[01:44] Nikumantchi
    We're the sad toys no one plays with anymore!
[01:47] Nikumantchi
    PORKBUNGOTCHI
[01:47] Nikumantchi
    I'm the leader, "Toy Where
    You Raise a Portable Virtual Pet"!
[01:49] Sign
    Toy Where You Raise a Portable Virtual Pet
[01:49] Sign
    Toy Where You Raise a Portable Virtual Pet
[01:51] Nokio
    You can get better games than
     you on your cell phone now.
[01:54] Bonsai
    I am "Toy That Reacts to Sound"!
[01:55] Sign
    Toy That Reacts to Sound
[01:55] Sign
    Toy That Reacts to Sound
[01:58] Musubi
    People are all like, "Yeah,
    sound makes it move. So what?"
[02:01] Spring
    I'm "Toy That Looks
    Like a Flashy Spring"!
[02:01] Sign
    Toy That Looks Like a Flashy Spring
[02:01] Sign
    Toy That Looks Like a Flashy Spring
[02:03] Tsurukou
    It moves all funny when
    you drop it down the stairs.
[02:06] Meisaku
    Hm, yeah, they're all...
[02:07] Mei/Nok/Mus/Tsu
    ...not appealing enough to play with.
[02:09] Nikumantchi
    Shut up!
[02:10] Bonsai
    We're mad because that's
     what you kids always say!
[02:13] Spring
    But Mei-sama is different! She gave us
    life with her supernatural powers!
[02:17] Nikumantchi
    Let's go, Mei-sama!
[02:19] Mei
    Cha-cha-cha!
[02:20] Tsurukou
    Those toys really get my goat.
[02:23] Tsurukou
    Should I chase 'em with my drone?
[02:24] Meisaku
    Don't use the latest toy to fight them.
[02:26] Musubi
    Shortly after, we were attacked
    by slightly outdated toys...
[02:30] Nokio
    "Toy That Shoots Out Marbles"!
[02:32] Meisaku
    Those marbles really smart!
[02:34] Tsurukou
    "Small Keyring Device
    With Only One Mini Game"!
[02:36] Meisaku
    There's only one game on it!
[02:38] Musubi
    "Toy You Simply Spin"!
[02:40] Meisaku
    Can you really call that a toy?
[02:42] Musubi
    As the blows rained down,
    a thought crossed our minds...
[02:45] Musubi
    It hurts, and I feel...
[02:47] Musubi
    ...kinda nostalgic.
[02:48] Meisaku
    You're right.
[02:50] Meisaku
    Mei, you have to stop this!
[02:52] Mei
    Cha?
[02:52] Sign
    Toy Box
[02:53] Meisaku
    Listen, Mei.
[02:54] Meisaku
    "All the Children's Toys Go Cha-Cha-Cha" is
    a song about toys going back in the toy box.
[02:58] Meisaku
    So let's put them away nice and neat, okay?
[03:01] Meisaku
    Let me sing it for you.
[03:02] Nikumantchi
    Stop! Don't do anything unnecessary!
[03:04] Spring
    What do we do?!
[03:06] Nikumantchi
    Do your thing "Toy That Reacts to Sound"!
[03:06] Nikumantchi
    PORKBUNGOTCHI
[03:08] Bonsai
    Roger!
[03:09] Meisaku/Sign
    The stars are twinkling in the sky
[03:12] Meisaku/Sign
    Then Mr. Sun says good morning through your window
[03:16] Meisaku/Sign
    All the children's toys go back in the box
[03:20] Meisaku/Sign
    And they go to bed, cha-cha-cha
[03:23] Meisaku
    You're so distracting!
[03:26] Meisaku
    You see, Mei? That's what the song's about.
[03:29] Mei
    Okay. Cha-cha-cha!
[03:31] Sign
    Toy Box
[03:31] Nokio
    Ah, they're going back.
[03:32] Sign
    Toy Box
[03:32] Sign
    Toy Box
[03:32] Sign
    Toy Box
[03:32] Meisaku
    I'm so relieved.
[03:34] Musubi
    I feel a bit sorry for them, though.
[03:36] Nokio
    Let's take them out every now and then.
[03:38] Tsurukou
    In that case, how about we start now?
[03:39] Mei
    Start now?
[03:41] Tsurukou
    And, uh...
[03:42] Tsurukou
    Play a game on our cell phones?
[03:43] Meisaku
    That's the newest toy we have!
[03:46] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E222 - Tsunderella and the President

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Meisaku
    Hey, Tsunderella.
[00:07] Tsundere
    Meisaku-kun.
[00:08] Sign
    TSUN-derella in the morning
[00:08] Sign
    Cold
[00:08] Sign
    Cold
[00:08] Sign
    Tsun-DERE-lla in the afternoon
[00:08] Sign
    Tsun-DERE-lla in the afternoon
[00:08] Sign
    Warm
[00:08] Sign
    Warm
[00:08] Meisaku
    Tsunderella's cold in the morning
     and warm in the afternoon.
[00:08] Sign
    TSUN-derella in the morning
[00:11] Meisaku
    It's afternoon, so she's warm right now.
[00:13] Meisaku
    What are you up to?
[00:14] Tsundere
    I'm tidying up the shoe lockers.
[00:16] Sign
    Episode 222
    Tsunderella and the President
[00:16] Tsundere
    People just put their shoes anywhere.
[00:18] Meisaku
    I admire how you're always
     trying to keep it tidy.
[00:21] Meisaku
    Let me help!
[00:21] Tsundere
    Thank you.
[00:23] Tsundere
    Then...
[00:23] Tsundere
    Can you put Little White
    Riding Hood's shoes away?
[00:26] Tsundere
    Also, the Boy Who Slept For Six Years's,
    Dasaku's, Three Inch Boy's, Long Name Boy's...
[00:29] Meisaku
    Turns out everyone's a slob!
[00:32] Tsundere
    I wish I could tidy away all those people
    who aren't tidy. Tidy 'em right out of society.
[00:36] Meisaku
    It's past noon, but her cold side's showing.
[00:38] Meisaku
    It's thanks to you that the
    shoe locker area's always tidy.
[00:41] Chienetsu
    Eavesdropping!
[00:41] Sign
    EAVESDROPPING
[00:42] Meisaku
    Oh, President!
[00:43] Chienetsu
    I was eavesdropping on your conversation.
[00:46] Meisaku
    Don't say that like you're proud of it.
[00:49] Chienetsu
    So you're the one who tidies
     up our shoe lockers, huh?
[00:51] Tsundere
    Uh, yeah...
[00:53] Chienetsu
    Amazing!
[00:54] Chienetsu
    Wearing the wrong shoes
     caused me problems before.
[00:56] Chienetsu
    I want you to join the student council as
     the chair of the beautification committee.
[01:00] Chienetsu
    I need you.
[01:02] Chienetsu
    I must have you!
[01:03] Chienetsu
    I'll do anything for you.
[01:05] Chienetsu
    I'll devote all of myself to you!
[01:09] Meisaku
    Think about your phrasing!
[01:12] Chienetsu
    Now, come. Come to me.
[01:16] Chienetsu
    She ran away.
[01:18] Chienetsu
    Hey, Meisaku. Do you know that girl?
[01:21] Meisaku
    N-N-N-No, I don't!
[01:22] Meisaku
    Tsunde—I mean, that girl
    doesn't look familiar at all!
[01:25] Chienetau
    I see.
[01:26] Chienetau
    Wait, she seems to have dropped her shoe.
[01:29] Chienetau
    Right! I'll find the girl this shoe fits and...
[01:33] Chienetau
    recruit her!
[01:33] Sign
    RECRUIT
[01:35] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[01:35] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:35] Sign
    Student
    Council
[01:35] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[01:36] Chienetsu
    Does anyone know who this shoe belongs to?
[01:38] Sweets
    What are these posters?
[01:39] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[01:39] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[01:39] Nokio
    It says, "If this shoe fits,
    join the student council."
[01:42] Bolt
    Like a wanted fugitive, huh?
[01:43] Tsundere
    Wh-What's going on here?
[01:45] Meisaku
    Ah, this is the cold Tsunderella.
[01:47] Tsundere
    Meisaku, do something!
[01:47] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[01:47] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[01:49] Meisaku
    But what can I do?
[01:49] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[01:50] Chienetsu
    You there. Do you know
    who this shoe belongs to?
[01:53] Tsundere
    He doesn't realize who I am?
[01:56] Meisaku
    You're wearing your
    morning "cold" makeup.
[01:58] Meisaku
    President, I don't think anyone would
    volunteer to be on the student council.
[02:02] Chienetsu
    You get a perk if you join up now.
[02:04] Meisaku
    Oh, what kind?
[02:05] Chienetsu
    You get a small tangerine
    extra for lunch every day.
[02:07] Tsundere
    That's kind of lame.
[02:08] Sweets
    Here, here, here! It's mine!
[02:08] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[02:09] Sweets
    That shoe's mine!
[02:11] Nokio
    It's mine! Mine!
[02:11] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[02:12] Nokio
    Don't lie, Sweets!
[02:13] Bolt
    Man, I've been looking for that shoe!
[02:15] Meisaku
    The tangerine lured them in good!
[02:17] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:17] Sign
    Student
    Council
[02:17] Chienetsu
    This belongs to a lady!
     No way is it one of you goofballs.
[02:20] Nokio
    Just shut up and let us try.
[02:22] Sweets
    See? It fits me like a... Hm?
[02:22] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[02:24] Sweets
    Huh? My foot won't go in.
[02:26] Meisaku
    Take your sandal off first.
[02:27] Tsundere
    He doesn't get how shoes work.
[02:29] Nokio
    It's not a shoe at all.
    It's actually my nose parts.
[02:29] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[02:29] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[02:32] Meisaku
    What are you doing?
[02:32] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[02:32] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[02:33] Tsundere
    Take it off!
[02:34] Bolt
    My turn next.
[02:34] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[02:35] Tsundere
    A blow torch?!
[02:36] Meisaku
    Don't melt it and reshape it!
[02:38] Tsundere
    And you don't even wear shoes to begin with!
[02:40] Chienetsu
    Hey, you!
[02:41] Tusndere
    Huh? Who, me?
[02:42] Chienetsu
    Tell me right now if
    you've seen this shoe before.
[02:44] Tsundere
    Excuse me? Do you really think that's
     the right way to ask someone a question?
[02:49] Chienetsu
    Oh? You've got a smart mouth, don'tcha?
[02:52] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[02:52] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[02:52] Tsundere
    What?! You're the one with the smart mouth!
[02:55] Chienetsu
    What?
[02:56] Chienetsu
    I'm your student council president.
     Don't you think you're being a bit...
[02:59] Chienetsu
    arrogant?!
[02:59] Sign
    ARROGANT
[03:00] Sign
    CONCEITED
[03:00] Tsundere
    Conceited!
[03:01] Sign
    INSOLENT
[03:01] Chienetsu
    Insolent!
[03:02] Tsundere
    Impertinent!
[03:02] Sign
    IMPERTINENT
[03:03] Chienetsu
    Egotistical!
[03:03] Sign
    EGOTISTICAL
[03:04] Tsundere
    Presumptuous!
[03:04] Sign
    PRESUMPTUOUS
[03:06] Meisaku
    You two sure know a lot
     of big words, don't you?
[03:09] Chienetsu
    You're not bad, but you're the complete
    opposite of the genteel girl from yesterday.
[03:13] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[03:13] Tsundere
    Whatever. Just gimme back my shoe, will you?
[03:16] Chienetsu
    What?
[03:17] Tsundere
    I'm grateful you picked it up,
[03:17] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[03:17] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[03:19] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[03:19] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[03:19] Tsundere
    but I wouldn't have dropped it if you
     hadn't tried to recruit me like that.
[03:23] Meisaku
    The President's lost for words.
[03:25] Chienetsu
    No, no, no, no. There's no way a barbaric,
     savage, crude person like you can be her.
[03:30] Chienetsu
    Try the shoe on and see.
[03:31] Tsundere
    There.
[03:32] Chienetsu
    Buh-buh-buh-buh...
[03:33] Sign
    BLOWN AWAY
[03:33] Chienetsu
    Blown away!
[03:34] Bolt
    That's the kanji for "blown away"?
[03:36] Tsundere
    You don't need a beautification
    committee to keep the shoe lockers tidy.
[03:40] Tsundere
    Instead of forcing someone to do it,
[03:40] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[03:40] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[03:42] Tsundere
    I'd rather hear you say, "Can I help?"
[03:42] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[03:42] Sign
    If this shoe fits,
    join the student council
[03:46] Meisaku
    Tsunderella...
[03:47] Chienetsu
    You're right.
[03:49] Chienetsu
    The student council will also tell
    students to keep the shoe lockers tidy.
[03:53] Tsundere
    That'd help a lot.
[03:54] Meisaku
    Good for you, Tsunderella.
[03:57] Chienetsu
    Hm. But this doesn't change
    the fact that you're skilled.
[04:00] Chienetsu
    You! Would you consider
    joining the student—
[04:03] Tsundere
    Yes, what is it?
[04:04] Chienetsu
    Blown away!
[04:05] Meisaku
    She transforms instantly
    when the clock strikes twelve!
[04:09] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E223 - A Fairy's Fair-Pleas

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Fairy
    Wake up. Wake up. Please wake up.
[00:10] Sign
    Toy Box
[00:10] Meisaku
    Huh? Wh-What is it? Who's there?
[00:12] Fairy
    I'm a fairy.
[00:13] Fairy
    I am speaking directly into your ears.
[00:16] Meisaku
    Directly into my ears?!
[00:19] Sign
    Episode 223
    A Fairy's Fair-Pleas
[00:19] Meisaku
    Uh, that's normal.
[00:20] Fairy
    Oh, yeah, guess it is.
[00:22] Meisaku
    So not directly into my mind, huh?
[00:24] Fairy
    I'm speaking normally to you.
[00:26] Fairy
    Please wake up.
[00:27] Meisaku
    I'm already up.
[00:28] Fairy
    The truth is, you are...
[00:29] Fairy
    a legendary hero!
[00:31] Fairy
    I beg you, please save our world!
[00:34] Meisaku
    Oh, is that all?
[00:36] Fairy
    "Oh, is that all"?
[00:37] Meisaku
    You're from the Isekai Kingdom, right?
    We haven't been there in a while.
[00:41] Fairy
    The Isekai Kingdom?
[00:43] Meisaku
    Ah, well, we just sort of got bored, you see.
[00:46] Meisaku
    It was fun when the action was fast-paced,
     but grinding became dull...
[00:50] Fairy
    Oh.
[00:51] Meisaku
    That's why we haven't gone
     there since the summer.
[00:53] Meisaku
    We'll come visit when we have time.
[00:55] Meisaku
    Can I go back to sleep now?
[00:57] Fairy
    No, you may not!
[00:58] Fairy
    I mean, what even is the Isekai Kingdom?
[01:00] Meisaku
    Wait, you don't know?
[01:01] Meisaku
    Didn't you come through
    the vortex thing over there?
[01:03] Fairy
    What the heck? Gross.
    Why's that in your closet?
[01:06] Meisaku
    It's not my fault.
[01:08] Meisaku
    So you really don't know about it?
[01:09] Fairy
    Why should I know about something so yucky?
[01:12] Fairy
    Our world is called...
[01:13] Fairy
    the Otherworld Kingdom!
[01:13] Sign
    Otherworld Kingdom
[01:13] Sign
    Otherworld Kingdom
[01:14] Meisaku
    The Otherworld Kingdom?
[01:16] Fairy
    Our kingdom's facing a looming crisis!
[01:19] Fairy
    Please! You must come and save our world!
[01:22] Meisaku
    Wait, what?
[01:23] Meisaku
    A different quest?
[01:25] Meisaku
    You can get two world-saving
     quests at the same time?!
[01:27] Fairy
    Don't complain to me.
[01:29] Fairy
    I'm only giving you one, after all.
[01:31] Meisaku
    I'm in the process of saving
    another world, though...
[01:34] Fairy
    This other world you speak of...
    The Isekai Kingdom, was it?
[01:36] Fairy
    What happened in this kingdom
    that has such a random name?
[01:39] Meisaku
    The "Otherworld Kingdom" is
    pretty random too, if you ask me.
[01:42] Meisaku
    Well, the Isekai Kingdom's being
     threatened by the Dark Lord.
[01:45] Fairy
    The Dark Lord? And they call that a problem?
[01:48] Fairy
    Our kingdom has no time to lose!
[01:51] Meisaku
    A bigger danger than the Dark Lord?
[01:53] Meisaku
    What happened?
[01:54] Fairy
    We have...
[01:55] Fairy
    food shortages!
[01:56] Meisaku
    Food shortages?
[01:58] Fairy
    The last five years has seen a population
    boom and our food supply can't keep up.
[02:04] Fairy
    That's why we don't have
    enough food in the kingdom!
[02:07] Meisaku
    Oh.
[02:08] Fairy
    You ask what's more terrifying than
    the Dark Lord? Food shortages.
[02:11] Meisaku
    But I'm just a schoolkid!
    I can't do anything about that!
[02:14] Fairy
    That's not true.
[02:16] Fairy
    I'd like you, our hero, to operate
     a tractor and farm the land.
[02:19] Meisaku
    Just go ask a farmer!
[02:21] Fairy
    What? All right, fine.
[02:23] Fairy
    Guess I'll go find a farmer
     to operate the tractor.
[02:26] Meisaku
    Problem solved.
[02:27] Fairy
    But that's not the only
    crisis our kingdom is facing!
[02:30] Meisaku
    What else is there?
[02:30] Fairy
    A currency crisis!
[02:32] Meisaku
    Oh?
[02:32] Fairy
    Corporate investors
    did lots of short selling,
[02:35] Fairy
    and our kingdom's now in a currency crisis
    because it's unable to prop up the currency!
[02:39] Meisaku
    That's a seriously tough problem!
[02:41] Fairy
    Please, I'm begging you! Do something!
[02:43] Meisaku
    What can I possibly do? I don't
     even understand the problem.
[02:46] Fairy
    Very well. Then, our government
    and the bank will have to sort it out.
[02:49] Meisaku
    Should've gone to them first.
[02:51] Fairy
    But that's not the only crisis in our kingdom!
[02:54] Meisaku
    There's more?
[02:54] Fairy
    There was a pet boom a few years back,
[02:57] Fairy
    but lots of people are abandoning pets
    because they can no longer care for them.
[03:01] Meisaku
    Hm, that's not good.
[03:03] Fairy
    Abandoned pets turn feral and damage
     crops, causing heaps of problems.
[03:07] Fairy
    But you know, simply catching those
    animals won't solve the problem.
[03:11] Fairy
    It's the people who abandon
    pets who have to change.
[03:13] Meisaku
    That's so true.
[03:14] Fairy
    This problem can't be solved unless
    everyone in the kingdom changes their ways.
[03:18] Fairy
    So it's not a problem for you to solve, hero.
[03:20] Meisaku
    Then don't tell me about it!
[03:22] Fairy
    Was there anything else?
[03:24] Meisaku
    You don't have to force
     yourself to remember.
[03:26] Fairy
    Oh, right!
[03:27] Fairy
    My brother turned 20, but he
     doesn't go to school or work.
[03:31] Fairy
    As his older sister, I'm concerned.
[03:33] Meisaku
    Who cares?! That's a family problem.
[03:35] Fairy
    Ah, but unlike my brother,
    I have a job and a boyfriend!
[03:38] Meisaku
    Yeah, whatever. Go home and do your job.
[03:41] Fairy
    Well, this is my job.
[03:43] Meisaku
    This is your job?
[03:44] Fairy
    Well, of course!
[03:45] Fairy
    If you must know, I have
    a quota of heroes to fill.
[03:49] Fairy
    I'm supposed to bring back
     three heroes every day.
[03:52] Meisaku
    So there's more than one legendary hero?
[03:54] Fairy
    If I don't fulfill my quota,
    it affects my salary.
[03:57] Fairy
    Worst case, I could get fired.
[03:59] Meisaku
    This is taking a dark turn.
[04:00] Fairy
    Oh, hero! A new crisis!
[04:03] Fairy
    We haven't addressed the toxic
    corporations in our kingdom—
[04:06] Meisaku
    Don't care!
[04:07] Mei
    So loud...
[04:08] Meisaku
    Oh, Mei.
[04:09] Meisaku
    I'm sorry. A stranger suddenly showed up.
[04:12] Fairy
    Hold up, she's floating?
[04:13] Fairy
    A human is flying?!
[04:14] Meisaku
    Mei has supernatural powers.
[04:16] Mei
    Esper!
[04:18] Fairy
    What?!
[04:19] Fairy
    You are the legendary hero!
[04:21] Meisaku
    So wait, it can be anybody?
[04:23] Fairy
    I beg you! Please solve our problems!
[04:26] Mei
    Problems?
[04:27] Fairy
    Just one! One problem is enough!
[04:29] Meisaku
    Which problem do you want to solve?
[04:31] Fairy
    Huh?
[04:32] Fairy
    Let's see...
[04:33] Fairy
    Could you find me a new job
     that'd be perfect for me?
[04:36] Meisaku
    That's your problem!
[04:39] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E224 - A Rice Ball at 10,000 Feet

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Nokio
    We... We...
[00:07] Nokio
    We're finally here!
[00:09] Bolt
    We made it back!
[00:10] Sweets
    We're alive!
[00:12] Sign
    Episode 224
    A Rice Ball at 10,000 Feet
[00:12] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:12] Sign
    Matsuda
[00:12] Meisaku
    Uh, would you mind not
    lying in front of my house?
[00:15] Nokio
    That's not a nice thing to say!
[00:16] Meisaku
    But that is what you're doing.
[00:18] Bolt
    We just got back from a perilous
     mountain climbing expedition!
[00:21] Sweets
    I really thought I was gonna die!
[00:23] Meisaku
    Was it really that bad?
[00:25] Nokio
    It all started the day before yesterday...
[00:27] Meisaku
    Uh, this sounds like it'll be a long story...
[00:30] Musubi
    A mountain climbing tour
    with your guide, Musubi!
[00:33] Nok/Bol/Swe
    Yay!
[00:35] Nokio
    The "tour" part is fine,
    but why mountain climbing?
[00:38] Musubi
    I like mountains 'cause they're
     shaped like rice balls, and...
[00:40] Nokio
    That's a strange reason.
[00:42] Sign
    10,000 Feet Up the Alps
[00:42] Sign
    10,000 Feet Up the Alps
[00:42] Musubi
    I listened to "10,000 Feet Up the Alps"
    and it made me wanna go mountain climbing.
[00:46] Sweets
    "10,000 Feet Up the Alps"?
[00:47] Musubi
    It goes like this:
[00:49] Musubi/Sign
    10,000 feet up the Alps
[00:51] Musubi/Sign
    On top of Mt. Koyari
[00:53] Musubi/Sign
    Now let's all dance the alpine dance
[00:58] Bolt
    What a fun song that is! Right?
[00:59] Musubi
    By the way, no one knows who wrote it,
[01:01] Musubi
    and it's said the lyrics were added by
    people singing it while mountain climbing.
[01:05] Nokio
    I see. So people made up verses while
     they were climbing mountains, huh?
[01:09] Sweets
    That's pretty fun.
[01:10] Bolt
    We'll sing it as we climb, too!
[01:11] Nok/Bol/Swe/Mus
    La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
[01:18] Nok/Bol/Swe/Mus
    La la la la la
[01:20] Nok/Bol/Swe/Mus
    Hey!
[01:23] Bolt
    What a blizzard!
[01:24] Sweets
    Mountain climbing's not fun at all!
[01:26] Musubi
    I never said it was fun.
[01:29] Nokio
    But wasn't that song about how fun it was?
[01:31] Musubi / Sign
    I lay down my life for love
[01:36] Musubi / Sign
    So why do the rocks feel so cold against my skin?
[01:40] Sweets
    "Lay down my life"?!
[01:41] Bolt
    It wasn't a fun song after all!
[01:43] Musubi
    This song has those kinds of lyrics too,
    because there are 29 verses.
[01:47] Nokio
    That many?
[01:48] Sweets
    We were tricked!
[01:50] Musubi
    10,000 feet is about 3,030
     meters, so it's no joke.
[01:50] Sign
    10,000 Feet
[01:50] Sign
    10,000 Feet
[01:51] Sign
    =
[01:51] Sign
    =
[01:51] Sign
    3030 meters
[01:51] Sign
    3030 meters
[01:55] Bolt
    So that's why you're fully geared up?
[01:57] Musubi / Sign
    Climb a mountain without your gear
[02:01] Musubi / Sign
    And you'll fall down and break your bones
[02:06] Sweets
    There's a verse like that?
[02:07] Musubi
    I just made that one up.
[02:09] Bolt
    Don't make up weird lyrics!
[02:11] Nokio
    That's how our battle
    against the mountain started.
[02:14] Meisaku
    Right.
[02:15] Musubi
    And I kept making up more verses!
[02:17] Meisaku
    Why?
[02:19] Musubi / Sign
    A yeti or snow woman doesn't even compare
[02:23] Musubi / Sign
    You never want to come across a snow gorilla
[02:27] Meisaku
    But is there such a thing as a snow gorilla?!
[02:29] Musubi / Sign
    We brought lots of instant noodles with us
[02:33] Musubi / Sign
    But there's no hot water or microwave up here
[02:37] Meisaku
    You should've put more thought into it.
[02:38] Musubi / Sign
    I took a wrong path and I'm laughing like an idiot
[02:43] Musubi / Sign
    But no one has the energy to yell at me
[02:46] Meisaku
    That's sad.
[02:48] Musubi / Sign
    The panoramic scenery and the starry sky
[02:52] Musubi / Sign
    Plus the lights of the city
[02:54] Musubi / Sign
    Were all hallucinations
[02:56] Meisaku
    Hallucinations?!
[02:57] Sweets
    All I saw was the snow
    and the hallucinations!
[03:01] Bolt
    We're finally here!
[03:02] Sweets
    The summit!
[03:04] Musubi
    Congrats, everyone!
[03:05] Nokio
    Should we really be celebrating?
[03:07] Musubi
    Now we're at the summit, it's the
    moment you've all been waiting for...
[03:10] Sweets
    Huh? What is it?
[03:11] Nokio
    Is it food?
[03:12] Musubi
    The alpine dance!
[03:14] Nokio
    Seriously?
[03:15] Bolt
    I guess it was the objective.
[03:17] Sweets
    But what kind of dance is it?
[03:19] Musubi
    Huh? Um, well, that's...
[03:22] Nokio
    Don't tell us you don't know
    after we went through all that.
[03:25] Musubi
    Well, uh...
[03:27] Musubi
    Let me explain in song.
[03:28] Bolt
    In song?
[03:30] Musubi / Sign
    I actually don't know the alpine dance
[03:34] Musubi / Sign
    So I'm heading down the mountain on skis by myself
[03:38] Musubi / Sign
    Hey!
[03:38] Bok/Bol/Swe
    Don't "hey" us!
[03:39] Meisaku
    Yeah, "hey" doesn't cut it.
[03:41] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E225 - Nokio Shooting 2

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Nokio
    We haven't been to the
    Isekai Kingdom in a while,
[00:08] Nokio
    so we came here from Meisaku's house...
[00:11] All
    But where are we?!
[00:13] Bolt
    This definitely isn't the Isekai Kingdom.
[00:13] Sign
    Episode 225
    Nokio Shooting 2
[00:15] Meisaku
    I wonder what type of game world this is.
[00:17] Space Man
    Please help us!
[00:19] Nokio
    Hm?
[00:20] Space Man
    Our colony is under attack right now!
[00:22] Meisaku
    Ah, so it's a game set during
    a space war or something?
[00:25] Tsurukou
    The type of game where you
    jump in a robot and fight?
[00:28] Nokio
    So the enemy is an evil robot?
[00:29] Space Man
    No, the enemy attacking our colony is...
[00:32] Sign
    Vegetables
[00:32] Sign
    Vegetables
[00:32] Space Man
    vegetables.
[00:33] Meisaku
    Vegetables?!
[00:34] Tsurukou
    In space?!
[00:35] Space Man
    Oh, but by "vegetables,"
    I mean bad vegetables.
[00:38] Meisaku
    I really don't get this "good"
    and "bad" vegetable stuff.
[00:40] Bolt
    Hm, how do you fight them?
[00:42] Space Man
    All we have is this laser gun.
[00:43] Tsurukou
    So no robots or spaceships?
[00:46] Space Man
    That's right. You have to fly
     unaided and go "bang-bang."
[00:49] Meisaku
    Fly unaided and go "bang-bang"?
[00:50] Space Man
    Can any of you fly?
[00:52] Bolt
    Someone who can fly...
[00:54] Nokio
    Huh?
[00:55] Nokio
    What? I don't wanna do it!
[00:56] Tsurukou
    You don't want to?
[00:58] Nokio
    Of course I don't! And why do we
     have to listen to him anyways?
[01:01] Space Man
    The game won't move
    forward with that attitude.
[01:03] Nokio
    Shut up, fool! Don't talk like I'm your pal!
[01:04] Meisaku
    Ah, come on, there's no need to get mad.
[01:06] Tsurukou
    This'll help us get back to our own world, 'kay?
[01:08] Nokio
    Damn it! This game pisses me off!
[01:12] Tsurukou
    Oh, there's a game screen now.
[01:14] Meisaku
    This looks awfully familiar...
[01:16] Space Man
    Before you head into battle,
    please answer these questions.
[01:19] Nokio
    Huh? Questions?
[01:20] Space Man
    Do you drink milk every day?
[01:20] Sign (Bottom)
    No
[01:20] Sign (Top)
    Do you
[01:20] Sign (Top)
    drink milk every day?
[01:20] Sign (Bottom)
    Yes
[01:22] Meisaku
    Uh, what's the point of this question?
[01:23] Nokio
    No, I don't. So "No."
[01:24] Sign (Bottom)
    No
[01:25] Sign (Bottom)
    No
[01:25] Space Man
    Does your dry skin bother you?
[01:25] Sign (Bottom)
    Yes
[01:25] Sign (Top)
    Does your dry skin
[01:25] Sign (Top)
    bother you?
[01:25] Sign (Bottom)
    No
[01:26] Nokio
    Oh, yeah, it has been recently. So "Yes."
[01:28] Sign (Bottom)
    Yes
[01:29] Tsurukou
    Aren't you a robot?
[01:29] Sign (Bottom)
    Yes
[01:30] Sign (Bottom)
    No
[01:30] Sign (Top)
    Are you easily angered
[01:30] Sign (Top)
    these days?
[01:30] Sign (Bottom)
    Yes
[01:30] Space Man
    Are you easily angered these days?
[01:32] Nokio
    I don't think so.
[01:32] Sign (Bottom)
    No
[01:33] Sign (Bottom)
    No
[01:33] Bolt
    You got really pissed just a moment ago.
[01:34] Space Man
    Do you prefer café
    brasseries or coffee shops?
[01:34] Sign (Bottom)
    Regular Coffee Shops
[01:34] Sgin (Top)
    Do you prefer café brasseries
[01:34] Sgin (Top)
    or regular coffee shops?
[01:34] Sign (Bottom)
    Café Brasseries
[01:36] Tsurukou
    Huh?!
[01:37] Nokio
    If I had to pick one, coffee shops.
[01:38] Sign (Bottom)
    Regular Coffee Shops
[01:38] Sign (Bottom)
    Regular Coffee Shops
[01:38] Space Man
    That's all the questions.
[01:40] Meisaku
    What was that questionnaire for, exactly?
[01:42] Space Man
    The nutritional elements
    you are lacking are...
[01:42] Sign
    The nutritional elements
[01:42] Sign
    you are lacking are...
[01:44] Meisaku
    Nutritional elements?!
[01:45] Space Man
    Vitamin C and calcium!
[01:45] Sign (Bottom)
    Vitamin C
[01:45] Sign (Bottom)
    Calcium
[01:47] Space Man
    Veggies not rich in these
    nutrients are your enemies!
[01:49] Space Man
    Now, go!
[01:50] Nokio
    What does that even mean?
[01:52] Tsurukou
    But I feel like we've seen
    something like this before...
[01:56] Meisaku
    Oh, this is the shooting game
    we played at Nokio's house!
[01:59] Bolt
    Where you fight chicken skewers!
[02:00] Space Man
    Oh, that's Nokio Shooting 1.
[02:02] Space Man
    This is the world of NokShoot 2.
[02:04] Meisaku
    There's a second one?
[02:05] Tsurukou
    That's how you shorten its name?
[02:07] Nokio
    Potatoes! Are they enemies?
[02:09] Meisaku
    Um, what were the enemies meant to be again?
[02:11] Sign
    Enemies: Vegetables that aren't
     rich in vitamin C or calcium
[02:11] Space Man
    Veggies not rich in vitamin C or calcium.
[02:13] Bolt
    Potatoes are rich in carbohydrates!
[02:15] Nokio
    We don't care about carbs right now.
    How are they for vitamin C and calcium?
[02:18] Bolt
    They're not really rich in either.
[02:20] Meisaku
    So they're your enemies! Shoot them!
[02:21] Bolt
    Aw, too bad. They're yummy.
[02:22] Nokio
    They sure are, but they're enemies!
[02:24] Tsurukou
    Eggplants!
[02:25] Bolt
    Eggplants have potassium,
    folic acid, and polyphenols!
[02:28] Nokio
    Tell me their vitamin C
     and calcium content!
[02:30] Bolt
    They're not really rich in either.
[02:31] Nokio
    They're enemies!
[02:32] Bolt
    Aw, too bad. They're yummy.
[02:34] Nokio
    It's not about how yummy they are!
[02:35] Meisaku
    While you were messing around,
    lots of leafy veggies showed up.
[02:38] Bolt
    I see Japanese mustard spinach,
    crown daisies, bok choy, and spinach.
[02:41] Tsurukou
    I can't tell which is which!
[02:42] Nokio
    I'll just have to shoot 'em all!
[02:45] Tsurukou
    Nokio's taking damage!
[02:46] Nokio
    Why?!
[02:47] Bolt
    What are you doing?!
[02:48] Bolt
    Leafy veggies are usually rich in calcium!
[02:50] Meisaku
    Tell him that sooner!
[02:52] Tsurukou
    Oh, looks like a boss fight.
[02:54] Bolt
    The boss is a brasserie waitress.
[02:55] Bolt
    Since Nokio prefers coffee shops,
    a brasserie waitress is the boss!
[02:58] Meisaku
    As per usual, this game's really strange.
[03:00] Tsurukou
    But that's a spaghetti and
     ketchup dish she's holding.
[03:02] Nokio
    So what?
[03:03] Tsurukou
    That's the kind of dish
    you'd get in a coffee shop.
[03:06] Nokio
    So she's not an enemy?
[03:07] Bolt
    But she's in a waist apron.
    They wear full aprons in coffee shops.
[03:10] Nokio
    So she is an enemy.
[03:10] Tsurukou
    No, no, she's a barista.
[03:12] Bolt
    A brasserie waitress!
[03:13] Nokio
    Since they didn't ask, I didn't mention it...
[03:15] Nokio
    But to tell you the truth...
[03:17] Nokio
    I don't even like coffee!
[03:20] Meisaku
    That's where this game lands?
[03:22] Bolt
    You defeated her.
[03:23] Tsurukou
    You beat the game.
[03:25] Space Man
    Thank you. You saved us all.
[03:27] Meisaku
    Oh, it's the guy from earlier.
[03:28] Space Man
    We discovered something
    from the results of the game.
[03:28] Sign
    The results of the game show...
[03:31] Nokio
    Huh? What is it?
[03:32] Space Man
    You are...
[03:33] Sign
    You are easily angered!
[03:33] Space Man
    easily angered!
[03:34] Nokio
    Shut the hell up!
[03:37] Meisaku
    He really is easily angered.
[03:39] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E226 - Can You Name Your Classmates?

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sweets
    'Sup!
[00:07] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:07] Sign (Left)
    Don't look at your
     cell constantly
[00:07] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:07] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:07] Sign (Top Left)
    School
    Maxim:
    Be a
    Classic
[00:07] Meisaku
    Oh, good morning, Sweets.
[00:08] Sweets
    Blue Boy!
[00:09] Sweets
    Nose Guy!
[00:10] Sweets
    Crane Kid!
[00:11] Sweets
    Good morning!
[00:11] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:11] Sign (Left)
    Don't look at your
     cell constantly
[00:11] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:11] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:11] Sign (Top Left)
    School
    Maxim:
    Be a
    Classic
[00:12] Meisaku
    "Blue Boy"?
[00:13] Nokio
    "Nose Guy"?
[00:14] Tsurukou
    "Crane Kid"?
[00:15] Mei/Nok/Tsu
    Who are they?
[00:16] Sweets
    Peachy peach!
[00:16] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:16] Sign (Left)
    Don't look at your
     cell constantly
[00:16] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:16] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:16] Sign (Top Left)
    School
    Maxim:
    Be a
    Classic
[00:17] Sweets
    How silly of you to forget your own names.
[00:20] Sign
    Episode 226
    Can You Name Your Classmates?
[00:20] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:20] Sign (Left)
    Don't look at your
     cell constantly
[00:20] Meisaku
    You're the one who got our names wrong!
[00:22] Sweets
    Wait, what? I did?
[00:23] Tsurukou
    Was Sweets-paisen always this brain-dead?
[00:24] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:24] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:24] Sign (Top Left)
    School
    Maxim:
    Be a
    Classic
[00:25] Nokio
    Even for him, this is weird.
[00:27] Meisaku
    Did something happen?
[00:28] Sweets
    Well, you see, I made lots
    of friends in my committee,
[00:31] Sweets
    but memorizing new names made me
    forget the names of people I already knew.
[00:36] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:36] Sign (Left)
    Don't look at your
     cell constantly
[00:36] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:36] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:36] Sign (Top Left)
    School
    Maxim:
    Be a
    Classic
[00:36] Tsurukou
    Putting new things in your
     head deletes old things?
[00:38] Meisaku
    How odd.
[00:39] Nokio
    You're not saving data to a disk.
[00:40] Sweets
    Can you help me remember
    the names of my old friends?
[00:45] Tsurukou
    Well, if we must, we must.
[00:45] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:45] Sign (Left)
    Don't look at your
     cell constantly
[00:45] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:45] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:45] Sign (Top Left)
    School
    Maxim:
    Be a
    Classic
[00:46] Sweets
    Thanks, Half-Peeled Potato Kid!
[00:48] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:48] Sign (Left)
    Don't look at your
     cell constantly
[00:48] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:48] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:48] Sign (Top Left)
    School
    Maxim:
    Be a
    Classic
[00:48] Tsurukou
    That's not my name!
[00:50] Sign
    Classmates
[00:50] Sign
    Quiz
[00:51] Tsurukou
    Okay, you ready? Who's this?
[00:53] Sign
    Q. Who is this?
[00:54] Sign
    Super Ripped Muscleman
[00:54] Sign
    Super Ripped Muscleman
[00:54] Sweets
    Super Ripped Muscleman.
[00:55] Meisaku
    Where are you seeing muscle?
[00:57] Nokio
    He's so skinny.
[00:58] Tsurukou
    All right, who's this?
[00:58] Sign
    Q. Who is this?
[00:59] Sweets
    Viper Serpent Cobra Man.
[00:59] Sign
    Viper Serpent Cobra Man
[00:59] Sign
    Viper Serpent Cobra Man
[01:00] Meisaku
    That's not a snake.
[01:02] Nokio
    That's a crab.
[01:03] Sign
    Q. Who is this?
[01:03] Tsurukou
    How about this guy?
[01:03] Sign
    Mochimichi Mokoyama
[01:03] Sign
    Mochimichi Mokoyama
[01:03] Sweets
    Mochimichi Mokoyama.
[01:05] Meisaku
    No, he's...
[01:05] Meisaku
    Wait, who is he?
[01:07] Nokio
    He made a brief appearance in episode 49.
[01:09] Meisaku
    I don't remember him at all.
[01:11] Sweets
    I can't take it anymore!
    My brain's about to explode!
[01:13] Sweets
    Isn't there a better way to do this?
[01:15] Meisaku
    You'll just have to keep at it.
[01:17] Sweets
    Please, Tsukuemon. Don't you have
    a gadget that can help me out?
[01:21] Meisaku
    I'm not "Tsukuemon" and I don't pull
    out gadgets when you're in trouble!
[01:21] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:21] Sign (Left)
    Don't look at your
     cell constantly
[01:21] Sign (Left)
    Don't look at your
     cell constantly
[01:25] Sweets
    Oh, you aren't?
[01:26] Nokio
    Meisaku recounts a classic tale similar
    to your situation when you're in trouble.
[01:27] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:27] Sign (Left)
    Don't look at your
     cell constantly
[01:27] Sign (Left)
    Don't look at your
     cell constantly
[01:29] Meisaku
    Oh, so that's how you see me?
[01:29] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:29] Sign (Left)
    Don't look at your
     cell constantly
[01:29] Sign (Left)
    Don't look at your
     cell constantly
[01:31] Sweets
    Then, give me a classic tale!
[01:33] Meisaku
    There's no classic tale that'd
    fit this so conveniently...
[01:35] Meisaku
    Wait.
[01:35] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:35] Sign (Left)
    Don't look at your
     cell constantly
[01:35] Sign (Left)
    Don't look at your
     cell constantly
[01:36] Tsurukou
    There is?
[01:37] Meisaku
    Well, there are songs like the "ABC Song"
[01:37] Sign
    ABC Song
[01:37] Sign
    ABC Song
[01:37] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:37] Sign (Left)
    Don't look at your
     cell constantly
[01:37] Sign (Left)
    Don't look at your
     cell constantly
[01:37] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:37] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:37] Sign (Bottom Left)
    Sleep is the
[01:37] Sign (Bottom Left)
    mother of health
[01:39] Meisaku
    and the "Multiplication Table Song"
     that help you memorize things.
[01:39] Sign
    Multiplication Table Song
[01:39] Sign
    Multiplication Table Song
[01:41] Meisaku
    Everyone uses them, so you
    could call them hidden classics.
[01:44] Sweets
    That's it!
[01:47] Sweets
    So yeah, this and that happened...
[01:49] Tsurukou
    But what exactly?
[01:50] Sweets
    My memory aid song is complete!
[01:52] Sweets
    It's called: "Can You Name Your Classmates?"
[01:53] Sign
    Can You Name Your Classmates?
[01:53] Sign
    Can You Name Your Classmates?
[01:55] Sweets
    Music, go!
[01:57] Sweets
    Yo, check it out.
[01:59] Meisaku
    Oh, it's a rap, huh?
[02:01] Sweets/Sign
    I'm usin' a rap to remember my classmates
    A bunch o' characters are gonna meet their fates
[02:06] Meisaku
    It's actually good!
[02:06] Sweets/Sign
    The detective's up first, Hosuke Shadaichi
    His deductions are awful. Pathetic, ain't he?
[02:06] Sign (Top)
    m -2 0 l 130 0 b 133 0 137 2 138 5 b 139 7 139 11 138 13 b 137 15 136 17 132 18 l -1 18 b -4 18 -6 17 -7 14 b -8 11 -8 8 -7 5 b -6 3 -5 1 -3 0
[02:06] Sign (Top)
    Hosuke Shadaichi
[02:10] Nokio
    It's true.
[02:11] Sweets/Sign
    Seriously, Three Inch Boy, you are tiny
    But you poke 'em with a toothpick and it's absolute victory
[02:11] Sign (Top)
    m -2 0 l 130 0 b 133 0 137 2 138 5 b 139 7 139 11 138 13 b 137 15 136 17 132 18 l -1 18 b -4 18 -6 17 -7 14 b -8 11 -8 8 -7 5 b -6 3 -5 1 -3 0
[02:11] Sign (Top)
    Three Inch Boy
[02:12] Sign (Top)
    Three Inch Boy
[02:15] Tsurukou
    He's got a toothpick.
[02:16] Sweets/Sign
    Yo, Three Inch Boy, you're a violent shorty
    Stabbing someone is ever so naughty
[02:20] Meisaku
    Don't go copying him!
[02:21] Sweets/Sign
    Next up's skin and bones, Gaunt Gulliver
    Hopefully one day you'll be more than a sliver
[02:21] Sign (Top)
    m -2 0 l 130 0 b 133 0 137 2 138 5 b 139 7 139 11 138 13 b 137 15 136 17 132 18 l -1 18 b -4 18 -6 17 -7 14 b -8 11 -8 8 -7 5 b -6 3 -5 1 -3 0
[02:21] Sign (Top)
    Gaunt Gulliver
[02:22] Sign (Top)
    Gaunt Gulliver
[02:25] Meisaku
    He hopes so.
[02:26] Sweets/Sign
    Yo, this dawg's name's Gaunt Gulliver, fam
    And totally not "Super Ripped Muscleman"
[02:30] Nokio
    You remember that name.
[02:31] Sweets/Sign
    Here's fashion trendsetter, Little White Riding Hood
    As sweet threads go, a hood's real good
[02:31] Sign (Top)
    m -2 0 l 130 0 b 133 0 137 2 138 5 b 139 7 139 11 138 13 b 137 15 136 17 132 18 l -1 18 b -4 18 -6 17 -7 14 b -8 11 -8 8 -7 5 b -6 3 -5 1 -3 0
[02:31] Sign (Top)
    Little White Riding Hood
[02:32] Sign (Top)
    Little White Riding Hood
[02:34] Sign (Top)
    LITTLE WHITE
    RIDING HOOD
[02:35] Tsurukou
    But it's got blood on it.
[02:36] Sweets/Sign
    Little White Riding Hood's got blood on her hood
    Made a dishrag of her rival and beat her up good
[02:40] Meisaku
    That's going too far.
[02:41] Sweets/Sign
    Gold Boy loves gold, of that there is no doubt
    Let's open up your cash box and check your savings out
[02:41] Sign (Top)
    m -2 0 l 130 0 b 133 0 137 2 138 5 b 139 7 139 11 138 13 b 137 15 136 17 132 18 l -1 18 b -4 18 -6 17 -7 14 b -8 11 -8 8 -7 5 b -6 3 -5 1 -3 0
[02:41] Sign (Top)
    Gold Boy
[02:42] Sign (Top)
    Gold Boy
[02:45] Tsurukou
    Don't open people's cash boxes!
[02:46] Sweets/Sign
    Gold Boy opens his cash box so I can have a look-see
    I take the contents out and give him some money
[02:50] Tsurukou
    You gave him his own money.
[02:51] Sign (Top Right)
    Which one
    is the real
    school lunch?
[02:51] Sweets/Sign
    Next, here's the quiz-mad sparrow, Cut-Tongue
    When it comes to likin' quizzes, he's number one
[02:51] Sign (Top)
    m -2 0 l 130 0 b 133 0 137 2 138 5 b 139 7 139 11 138 13 b 137 15 136 17 132 18 l -1 18 b -4 18 -6 17 -7 14 b -8 11 -8 8 -7 5 b -6 3 -5 1 -3 0
[02:51] Sign (Top)
    Cut-Tongue
[02:52] Sign (Top Left)
    Cut-Tongue
[02:53] ---
    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
[02:53] ---
    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
[02:53] Sign (Top Right)
    What differences
    can you spot between
    these 2 pictures?
[02:55] Meisaku
    He really does love quizzes.
[02:56] Sweets/Sign
    He'd stake his life on a quiz, that's Cut-Tongue
    He lost in a competition then cut out his tongue
[02:59] Tsurukou
    That's way too extreme!
[03:01] Sweets/Sign
    Lost Property Fairy goes pickin' up lost property
    'Cause of her job, people think she's annoyin', like properly
[03:01] Sign (Top)
    m -2 0 l 130 0 b 133 0 137 2 138 5 b 139 7 139 11 138 13 b 137 15 136 17 132 18 l -1 18 b -4 18 -6 17 -7 14 b -8 11 -8 8 -7 5 b -6 3 -5 1 -3 0
[03:01] Sign (Top)
    Lost Property Fairy
[03:02] Sign (Top)
    Lost Property Fairy
[03:05] Nokio
    That's not a nice thing to say.
[03:06] Sweets/Sign
    Lost Property Fairy picks it all up, even things that are scummy
    A mushroom she picked up once gave her an upset tummy
[03:10] Tsurukou
    Well, what were you expecting?
[03:11] Sweets/Sign
    Dasaku Metsuda loves those trash story vibes
    When he sees a classic tale, he breaks out in hives
[03:11] Sign (Top)
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[03:11] Sign (Top)
    Dasaku Metsuda
[03:15] Meisaku
    Why's that?
[03:15] Sweets/Sign
    Dasaku Metsuda's a real trash connoisseur
    Trash makes him happy and smiley, and he's into it, yessir!
[03:20] Meisaku
    Seriously, how much does
     he love trash stories?
[03:24] Sweets
    Yeah! Brrrap brrrap brrrap!
[03:26] Meisaku
    Don't "brrrap brrrap" us!
[03:27] Tsurukou
    Well, I guess it has helped you
    remember your friends' names.
[03:30] Sweets
    That's right!
[03:31] Sweets
    Now that I remember everyone's names,
    I love this school even more than before!
[03:35] Sweets
    Yup...
[03:36] Sweets
    Toothbrush Elementary rules!
[03:37] Mei/Nok/Tsu
    That's not its name!
[03:39] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E227 - Daddy-Long-Ears

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Sweets
    Meisaku-kun!
[00:07] Sweets
    Let's play!
[00:09] Sign
    Episode 227
    Daddy-Long-Ears
[00:10] Meisaku
    You don't have to shout. I'm right here.
[00:12] Musubi
    Ah, whatever. Let's go play!
[00:14] Meisaku
    Sounds good.
[00:15] Meisaku
    Hm? What's this?
[00:17] Mei
    Delivery!
[00:18] Meisaku
    A delivery? Did this come for you, Mei?
[00:20] Mei
    Open!
[00:22] Bolt
    A notebook and pencils.
[00:23] Sweets
    Meisaku, did you buy these?
[00:24] Meisaku
    Nope, it wasn't me.
[00:26] Musubi
    Wait, does that mean
    you didn't pay for them?
[00:29] Bolt
    Meisaku.
[00:30] Bolt
    You've done it now.
[00:31] Swe/Bol/Mus
    Hey, police officer!
[00:33] Meisaku
    I didn't do anything!
[00:34] Musubi
    The suspect always says they didn't do it.
[00:37] Bolt
    Yup, we'll have to call the cops.
[00:39] Bolt
    Superintendent General!
[00:40] Meisaku
    Don't call the chief of police.
[00:41] Meisaku
    I mean it. I didn't do anything.
[00:43] Mei
    Letter!
[00:45] Meisaku
    Oh, you're right. It came with a letter.
[00:47] Meisaku
    Let's see...
[00:48] Meisaku/Sign
    "Dear Mei-chan. I am your sponsor."
[00:48] Meisaku/Sign
    Dear Mei-chan.
[00:48] Meisaku/Sign
    I am your sponsor.
[00:48] Meisaku/Sign
    For the time being, I shall refer to myself
[00:48] Meisaku/Sign
    as "Daddy-Long-Ears."
[00:51] Sweets
    Wonder who it is.
[00:52] Meisaku/Sign
    Dear Mei-chan.
[00:52] Meisaku/Sign
    I am your sponsor.
[00:52] Meisaku/Sign
    For the time being, I shall refer to myself
[00:52] Meisaku/Sign
    as "Daddy-Long-Ears."
[00:52] Meisaku
    "For the time being, I shall refer
    to myself as 'Daddy-Long-Ears.'"
[00:52] Meisaku/Sign
    I am sending you this notebook and pencils.
[00:53] Meisaku/Sign
    I am sending you this notebook and pencils.
[00:53] Meisaku/Sign
    Dear Mei-chan.
[00:53] Meisaku/Sign
    I am your sponsor.
[00:53] Meisaku/Sign
    For the time being, I shall refer to myself
[00:53] Meisaku/Sign
    as "Daddy-Long-Ears."
[00:55] Musubi
    Daddy-Long-Ears?
[00:56] Meisaku
    "I am sending you this notebook and pencils.
    I hope you will use them to write lots and lots."
[00:56] Meisaku/Sign
    Dear Mei-chan.
[00:56] Meisaku/Sign
    I am your sponsor.
[00:56] Meisaku/Sign
    For the time being, I shall refer to myself
[00:56] Meisaku/Sign
    as "Daddy-Long-Ears."
[00:56] Meisaku/Sign
    I am sending you this notebook and pencils.
[00:56] Meisaku/Sign
    I hope you will use them to write lots and lots.
[00:56] Meisaku/Sign
    The only thing I ask in return is:
[00:56] Meisaku/Sign
    Would you mind writing me a letter every week?
[01:00] Meisaku/Sign
    For the time being, I shall refer to myself
[01:00] Meisaku/Sign
    as "Daddy-Long-Ears."
[01:00] Meisaku/Sign
    I am sending you this notebook and pencils.
[01:00] Meisaku/Sign
    I hope you will use them to write lots and lots.
[01:00] Meisaku/Sign
    The only thing I ask in return is:
[01:00] Meisaku/Sign
    Would you mind writing me a letter every week?
[01:00] Meisaku
    "The only thing I ask in return is: Would you
     mind writing me a letter every week?" it says.
[01:01] Meisaku/Sign
    For the time being, I shall refer to myself
[01:01] Meisaku/Sign
    as "Daddy-Long-Ears."
[01:01] Meisaku/Sign
    I am sending you this notebook and pencils.
[01:01] Meisaku/Sign
    I hope you will use them to write lots and lots.
[01:01] Meisaku/Sign
    The only thing I ask in return is:
[01:01] Meisaku/Sign
    Would you mind writing me a letter every week?
[01:02] Meisaku/Sign
    For the time being, I shall refer to myself
[01:02] Meisaku/Sign
    as "Daddy-Long-Ears."
[01:02] Meisaku/Sign
    I am sending you this notebook and pencils.
[01:02] Meisaku/Sign
    I hope you will use them to write lots and lots.
[01:02] Meisaku/Sign
    The only thing I ask in return is:
[01:02] Meisaku/Sign
    Would you mind writing me a letter every week?
[01:03] Meisaku/Sign
    as "Daddy-Long-Ears."
[01:03] Meisaku/Sign
    I am sending you this notebook and pencils.
[01:03] Meisaku/Sign
    I hope you will use them to write lots and lots.
[01:03] Meisaku/Sign
    The only thing I ask in return is:
[01:03] Meisaku/Sign
    Would you mind writing me a letter every week?
[01:05] Mei
    Lucky!
[01:07] Bolt
    This is similar to that one classic tale...
[01:09] Sweets
    Which classic tale?
[01:11] Bolt
    Daddy-Long-Legs.
[01:11] Sign
    Daddy-Long-Legs
[01:11] Sign
    Daddy-Long-Legs
[01:14] Meisaku
    It's not a horror story!
[01:16] Meisaku
    Daddy-Long-Legs is about a girl who
     receives a monetary gift to go to college
[01:16] Sign
    Daddy-Long-Legs
[01:20] Meisaku
    in exchange for writing a monthly letter to
    someone calling himself "Daddy-Long-Legs."
[01:24] Musubi
    Huh.
[01:25] Musubi
    Receiving a gift and writing letters
    is similar to what's going on here.
[01:28] Meisaku
    But Mei can't write letters yet.
[01:31] Mei
    Silky!
[01:31] Sign
    I want to eat croquettes
[01:32] Musubi
    Hey, it seems like she can
    dictate what's on her mind!
[01:35] Meisaku
    I didn't know she could do that!
[01:38] Meisaku
    Plus, the penmanship's incredible!
[01:38] Sign
    I want to eat croquettes
[01:40] Meisaku
    She's a genius!
[01:41] Musubi
    Well, it is neat, but it looks
     like one of those printed fonts.
[01:44] Bolt
    No nuance of handwriting.
[01:46] Meisaku
    She's a genius!
[01:49] Sign (Right)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:49] Sign (Right)
    Peach Boy
[01:49] Sign (Left)
    A Classic
[01:49] Sign (Left)
    Tale A Day
[01:49] Mei
    Done!
[01:51] Meisaku
    You finished the letter to
    Daddy-Long-Ears, huh? Can you read it out?
[01:55] Meisaku
    Oh, I guess you can write but you can't read.
[01:55] Sign (Left)
    A Classic
[01:55] Sign (Left)
    Tale A Day
[01:55] Sign (Right)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:55] Sign (Right)
    Peach Boy
[01:57] Musubi
    In that case, I'll read it for you.
[01:59] Musubi
    "Today was Sports Day at my preschool,
    which I'd been looking forward to a lot."
[01:59] Sign
    Something happened right after the events started.
[01:59] Sign
    One of the male neighbors
[01:59] Sign
    Today was Sports Day at my preschool,
[01:59] Sign
    which I'd been looking forward to a lot.
[02:03] Meisaku
    Right.
[02:04] Musubi
    "Something happened right
     after the events started."
[02:04] Sign
    Today was Sports Day at my preschool,
[02:04] Sign
    which I'd been looking forward to a lot.
[02:04] Sign
    Something happened right after the events started.
[02:04] Sign
    One of the male neighbors
[02:04] Sign
    came out yelling,
[02:04] Sign
    "Those kids' voices are grating!"
[02:06] Musubi
    "One of the male neighbors came out
    yelling, 'Those kids' voices are grating!'"
[02:07] Sign
    which I'd been looking forward to a lot.
[02:07] Sign
    Something happened right after the events started.
[02:07] Sign
    One of the male neighbors
[02:07] Sign
    came out yelling,
[02:07] Sign
    "Those kids' voices are grating!"
[02:09] Sign
    Something happened right after the events started.
[02:09] Sign
    One of the male neighbors
[02:09] Sign
    came out yelling,
[02:09] Sign
    "Those kids' voices are grating!"
[02:09] Sign
    Does he think he never caused
[02:09] Sign
    Something happened right after the events started.
[02:09] Sign
    One of the male neighbors
[02:09] Sign
    came out yelling,
[02:09] Sign
    "Those kids' voices are grating!"
[02:09] Sign
    Does he think he never caused
[02:11] Meisaku
    Huh?
[02:11] Musubi
    "Does he think he never caused trouble
     for others when he was growing up?"
[02:11] Sign
    Something happened right after the events started.
[02:11] Sign
    One of the male neighbors
[02:11] Sign
    came out yelling,
[02:11] Sign
    Does he think he never caused
[02:11] Sign
    trouble for others
[02:11] Sign
    when he was growing up?
[02:11] Sign
    Everyone is a child
[02:11] Sign
    at some point in their lives...
[02:11] Sign
    "Those kids' voices are grating!"
[02:15] Sign
    trouble for others
[02:15] Sign
    when he was growing up?
[02:15] Sign
    Everyone is a child
[02:15] Sign
    at some point in their lives...
[02:15] Sign
    That's how the battle between me
[02:15] Sign
    and Neighbor Man started.
[02:15] Sign
    Does he think he never caused
[02:16] Musubi
    "Everyone is a child at
    some point in their lives..."
[02:18] Sign
    when he was growing up?
[02:18] Sign
    Everyone is a child
[02:18] Sign
    at some point in their lives...
[02:18] Sign
    That's how the battle between me
[02:18] Sign
    and Neighbor Man started.
[02:18] Sign
    trouble for others
[02:19] Musubi
    "That's how the battle between
    me and Neighbor Man started."
[02:19] Sign
    when he was growing up?
[02:19] Sign
    Everyone is a child
[02:19] Sign
    at some point in their lives...
[02:19] Sign
    That's how the battle between me
[02:19] Sign
    and Neighbor Man started.
[02:21] Sign
    Everyone is a child
[02:21] Sign
    at some point in their lives...
[02:21] Sign
    That's how the battle between me
[02:21] Sign
    and Neighbor Man started.
[02:21] Sign
    when he was growing up?
[02:22] Sign
    Everyone is a child
[02:22] Sign
    at some point in their lives...
[02:22] Sign
    That's how the battle between me
[02:22] Sign
    and Neighbor Man started.
[02:22] Meisaku
    I didn't see that coming!
[02:22] Sign (Left)
    A Classic
[02:22] Sign (Left)
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    Peach Boy
[02:24] Mei
    No good?
[02:25] Meisaku
    I wouldn't say that, but next time,
    write about something more childlike.
[02:25] Sign (Left)
    A Classic
[02:25] Sign (Left)
    Tale A Day
[02:25] Sign (Right)
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    Peach Boy
[02:30] Bolt
    It's ridiculous to expect
    a child to be childlike.
[02:30] Sign (Right)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:30] Sign (Right)
    Peach Boy
[02:33] Musubi
    Anything a child does is
     naturally childlike, I'd say.
[02:36] Meisaku
    Y-You can all shut up now.
[02:36] Sign (Left)
    A Classic
[02:36] Sign (Left)
    Tale A Day
[02:36] Sign (Right)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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    Peach Boy
[02:39] Musubi
    Delivery for you!
[02:40] Sweets
    A letter and more stationery
    from Daddy-Long-Ears!
[02:43] Meisaku
    Why are you delivering them?
[02:43] Sign (Left)
    A Classic
[02:43] Sign (Left)
    Tale A Day
[02:43] Sign (Right)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:43] Sign (Right)
    Peach Boy
[02:45] Musubi
    As we were here, we looked in
    your mailbox and grabbed 'em.
[02:48] Meisaku
    From now on, don't go in our mailbox.
[02:49] Musubi
    Let's see here...
[02:49] Meisaku/Sign
    Dear Mei-chan.
[02:49] Meisaku/Sign
    Thank you for your wonderful letter.
[02:49] Meisaku/Sign
    I never expected it to be 400 pages long.
[02:50] Musubi
    "Dear Mei-chan. Thank you
    for your wonderful letter."
[02:51] Meisaku/Sign
    Dear Mei-chan.
[02:51] Meisaku/Sign
    Thank you for your wonderful letter.
[02:51] Meisaku/Sign
    I never expected it to be 400 pages long.
[02:53] Meisaku/Sign
    Dear Mei-chan.
[02:53] Meisaku/Sign
    Thank you for your wonderful letter.
[02:53] Meisaku/Sign
    I never expected it to be 400 pages long.
[02:53] Musubi
    "I never expected it to be 400 pages long."
[02:54] Meisaku/Sign
    Dear Mei-chan.
[02:54] Meisaku/Sign
    Thank you for your wonderful letter.
[02:54] Meisaku/Sign
    I never expected it to be 400 pages long.
[02:55] Meisaku
    That's a lot of pages!
    You wrote that much afterward?
[02:58] Meisaku/Sign
    Dear Mei-chan.
[02:58] Meisaku/Sign
    Thank you for your wonderful letter.
[02:58] Meisaku/Sign
    I never expected it to be 400 pages long.
[02:58] Meisaku/Sign
    It was a real tour de force, delving into societal problems
[02:58] Meisaku/Sign
    like the waiting lists for preschool places
[02:58] Meisaku/Sign
    and the amount of food waste.
[02:58] Musubi
    "It was a real tour de force,
    delving into societal problems
[03:00] Meisaku/Sign
    Thank you for your wonderful letter.
[03:00] Meisaku/Sign
    I never expected it to be 400 pages long.
[03:00] Meisaku/Sign
    It was a real tour de force, delving into societal problems
[03:00] Meisaku/Sign
    like the waiting lists for preschool places
[03:00] Meisaku/Sign
    and the amount of food waste.
[03:01] Musubi
    like the waiting lists for preschool
     places and the amount of food waste."
[03:02] Meisaku/Sign
    I never expected it to be 400 pages long.
[03:02] Meisaku/Sign
    It was a real tour de force, delving into societal problems
[03:02] Meisaku/Sign
    like the waiting lists for preschool places
[03:02] Meisaku/Sign
    and the amount of food waste.
[03:03] Meisaku/Sign
    I never expected it to be 400 pages long.
[03:03] Meisaku/Sign
    It was a real tour de force, delving into societal problems
[03:03] Meisaku/Sign
    like the waiting lists for preschool places
[03:03] Meisaku/Sign
    and the amount of food waste.
[03:04] Bolt
    The content's heavy, too.
[03:05] Mei
    Reply!
[03:06] Musubi
    "Daddy-Long-Ears, as always,
    thank you for the notebook and pencils."
[03:06] Sign
    Daddy-Long-Ears, as always,
[03:06] Sign
    thank you for the notebook and pencils.
[03:06] Sign
    I also appreciated the bookstore gift card.
[03:06] Sign
    I'll definitely play with it.
[03:09] Musubi
    "I also appreciated the bookstore gift card."
[03:09] Sign
    Daddy-Long-Ears, as always,
[03:09] Sign
    thank you for the notebook and pencils.
[03:09] Sign
    I also appreciated the bookstore gift card.
[03:09] Sign
    I'll definitely play with it.
[03:11] Meisaku
    So he sent a gift card, too.
[03:13] Musubi
    "I'll definitely play with it."
[03:13] Sign
    Daddy-Long-Ears, as always,
[03:13] Sign
    thank you for the notebook and pencils.
[03:13] Sign
    I also appreciated the bookstore gift card.
[03:13] Sign
    I'll definitely play with it.
[03:13] Sign
    I wonder... What are you like?
[03:13] Sign
    Daddy-Long-Ears, as always,
[03:13] Sign
    thank you for the notebook and pencils.
[03:13] Sign
    I also appreciated the bookstore gift card.
[03:13] Sign
    I'll definitely play with it.
[03:13] Sign
    I wonder... What are you like?
[03:14] Sign
    Daddy-Long-Ears, as always,
[03:14] Sign
    thank you for the notebook and pencils.
[03:14] Sign
    I also appreciated the bookstore gift card.
[03:14] Sign
    I'll definitely play with it.
[03:14] Sign
    I wonder... What are you like?
[03:14] Meisaku
    Buy books with it!
[03:15] Musubi
    "I wonder... What you are like?"
[03:15] Sign
    Daddy-Long-Ears, as always,
[03:15] Sign
    thank you for the notebook and pencils.
[03:15] Sign
    I also appreciated the bookstore gift card.
[03:15] Sign
    I'll definitely play with it.
[03:15] Sign
    I wonder... What are you like?
[03:15] Sign
    I'll include a picture I drew
[03:15] Sign
    of what I think you look like.
[03:17] Musubi
    "I'll include a picture I drew
    of what I think you look like."
[03:19] Sign
    Daddy-Long-Ears
[03:21] Meisaku
    It's nice to receive a picture from a child.
[03:23] Sign
    I'm including it because
[03:23] Sign
    I know adults like that kind of stuff.
[03:23] Musubi
    "I'm including it because I know
     adults like that kind of stuff."
[03:25] Meisaku
    Don't actually write that.
[03:28] Sign (Right)
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[03:28] Sign (Right)
    Peach Boy
[03:28] Sign (Left)
    A Classic
[03:28] Sign (Left)
    Tale A Day
[03:29] Meisaku
    You got a reply from Daddy-Long-Ears.
[03:31] Mei
    Yay!
[03:32] Musubi
    I'm here to read it for you.
[03:34] Bolt/Sweets
    And we're here to listen to it for you.
[03:35] Meisaku
    That isn't necessary.
[03:35] Sign (Left)
    A Classic
[03:35] Sign (Left)
    Tale A Day
[03:35] Sign (Right)
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    Peach Boy
[03:36] Musubi
    "Thank you for your letter. Please make
    sure you take care not to catch a cold."
[03:36] Sign
    Thank you for your letter.
[03:36] Sign
    Please make sure you take care not to catch a cold.
[03:36] Sign
    I've recently started
[03:40] Sign
    Thank you for your letter.
[03:40] Sign
    Please make sure you take care not to catch a cold.
[03:40] Sign
    I've recently started
[03:40] Sign
    washing my hands myself.
[03:40] Musubi
    "I've recently started
    washing my hands myself."
[03:41] Sign
    Thank you for your letter.
[03:41] Sign
    Please make sure you take care not to catch a cold.
[03:41] Sign
    I've recently started
[03:41] Sign
    washing my hands myself.
[03:42] Meisaku
    You didn't up till now?
[03:42] Sign
    Thank you for your letter.
[03:42] Sign
    Please make sure you take care not to catch a cold.
[03:42] Sign
    I've recently started
[03:42] Sign
    washing my hands myself.
[03:44] Musubi
    "There's a new place that specializes
    in doing perms near to where I live."
[03:44] Sign
    Thank you for your letter.
[03:44] Sign
    Please make sure you take care not to catch a cold.
[03:44] Sign
    I've recently started
[03:44] Sign
    washing my hands myself.
[03:44] Sign
    There's a new place that specializes
[03:44] Sign
    in doing perms near to where I live.
[03:44] Sign
    I hope that, one day,
[03:44] Sign
    I'll be able to take you there.
[03:47] Sign
    I've recently started
[03:47] Sign
    washing my hands myself.
[03:47] Sign
    There's a new place that specializes
[03:47] Sign
    in doing perms near to where I live.
[03:47] Sign
    I hope that, one day,
[03:47] Sign
    I'll be able to take you there.
[03:47] Musubi
    "I hope that, one day,
    I'll be able to take you there."
[03:48] Sign
    I've recently started
[03:48] Sign
    washing my hands myself.
[03:48] Sign
    There's a new place that specializes
[03:48] Sign
    in doing perms near to where I live.
[03:48] Sign
    I hope that, one day,
[03:48] Sign
    I'll be able to take you there.
[03:49] Sign
    I've recently started
[03:49] Sign
    washing my hands myself.
[03:49] Sign
    There's a new place that specializes
[03:49] Sign
    in doing perms near to where I live.
[03:49] Sign
    I hope that, one day,
[03:49] Sign
    I'll be able to take you there.
[03:50] Meisaku
    Don't try to perm Mei's hair.
[03:51] Bolt
    His letters are always pretty weird.
[03:51] Sign (Left)
    A Classic
[03:51] Sign (Left)
    Tale A Day
[03:51] Sign (Right)
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[03:51] Sign (Right)
    Peach Boy
[03:53] Sweets
    Who exactly is this Daddy-Long-Ears?
[03:56] Musubi
    The sender's address might
    hold some kind of clue.
[03:59] Meisaku
    Oh, true.
[04:00] Bolt
    Let's see...
[04:00] Sign
    The North
    
    
    Wind and
    
    
    the Sun
[04:01] Bolt
    "1-1-3, The Moon."
[04:01] Sign
    1-1-3, The Moon
[04:01] Sign
    Daddy-Long-Ears
[04:03] Meisaku
    The Moon?!
[04:03] Sign (Left)
    A Classic
[04:03] Sign (Left)
    Tale A Day
[04:03] Sign (Right)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[04:03] Sign (Right)
    Peach Boy
[04:04] Meisaku
    They're from a guy who lives on the Moon?!
[04:06] Sweets
    Rabbits must've sent Mei
     letters to support her, huh?
[04:09] Sign (Left)
    A Classic
[04:09] Sign (Left)
    Tale A Day
[04:09] Sign (Right)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[04:09] Sign (Right)
    Peach Boy
[04:09] Mei
    Mei write thank-you note!
[04:10] Meisaku
    Good idea. I'm sure the
    Moon people will like that.
[04:13] Mei
    Silky!
[04:14] Musubi
    Okay, I'll read it out.
[04:14] Sign (Left)
    A Classic
[04:14] Sign (Left)
    Tale A Day
[04:14] Sign (Right)
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[04:14] Sign (Right)
    Peach Boy
[04:16] Musubi
    Let's see here...
[04:16] Sign
    Thank you, everyone on the moon.
[04:16] Sign
    I think I'll stay on Earth
[04:16] Sign
    for a little while longer.
[04:16] Sign
    But that doesn't mean
[04:17] Musubi
    "Thank you, everyone on the Moon. I think
    I'll stay on Earth for a little while longer."
[04:17] Sign
    Thank you, everyone on the moon.
[04:17] Sign
    I think I'll stay on Earth
[04:17] Sign
    for a little while longer.
[04:17] Sign
    But that doesn't mean
[04:17] Sign
    I've forgotten about you.
[04:21] Sign
    Thank you, everyone on the moon.
[04:21] Sign
    I think I'll stay on Earth
[04:21] Sign
    for a little while longer.
[04:21] Sign
    But that doesn't mean
[04:21] Sign
    I've forgotten about you.
[04:21] Musubi
    "But that doesn't mean
    I've forgotten about you."
[04:23] Sign
    Thank you, everyone on the moon.
[04:23] Sign
    I think I'll stay on Earth
[04:23] Sign
    for a little while longer.
[04:23] Sign
    But that doesn't mean
[04:23] Sign
    I've forgotten about you.
[04:24] Meisaku
    Mei, you're so kind.
[04:24] Sign (Left)
    A Classic
[04:24] Sign (Left)
    Tale A Day
[04:24] Sign (Right)
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[04:24] Sign (Right)
    Peach Boy
[04:26] Musubi
    "I wrote that because
    I know you'll like that stuff."
[04:26] Sign
    I wrote that because
[04:26] Sign
    I know you'll like that stuff.
[04:28] Meisaku
    Don't actually write that!
[04:28] Sign (Left)
    A Classic
[04:28] Sign (Left)
    Tale A Day
[04:28] Sign (Right)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[04:28] Sign (Right)
    Peach Boy
[04:32] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E228 - Tsurukou's Travels (Fake)

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign
    Episode 228
    Tsurukou's Travels (Fake)
[00:06] Tsurukou
    Finally finished.
[00:07] Meisaku
    Hm? Finished what?
[00:09] Tsurukou
    Behold! Tsurukou's Travels!
[00:09] Sign
    Tsurukou's Travels
[00:12] Meisaku
    "Tsurukou's Travels"?
[00:13] Sign
    Tsurukou's Travels
[00:13] Tsurukou
    Every adventure I had while traveling
    the world on a ship is recorded in here!
[00:16] Sign
    Tsurukou's Travels
[00:18] Meisaku
    Wow, traveling the world on a ship, huh?
[00:21] Meisaku
    Wait, the world?! You went
     on such an epic adventure?!
[00:24] Tsurukou
    I didn't.
[00:25] Meisaku
    You didn't?
[00:26] Tsurukou
    I played in the neighborhood.
[00:27] Meisaku
    Oh, in the neighborhood, huh?
[00:29] Meisaku
    So that book's a big lie.
    It's not a travel book at all.
[00:32] Tsurukou
    It's fine that it's a big lie.
[00:35] Tsurukou
    Don't you know the classic
    tale of Gulliver's Travels?
[00:36] Sign
    Gulliver's Travels
[00:36] Sign
    Gulliver's Travels
[00:37] Meisaku
    Hm? Of course I do.
[00:39] Sign
    Gulliver's
    Travels
[00:39] Meisaku
    The protagonist, Gulliver,
     writes about his travels
[00:41] Meisaku
    to the lands of giants
     and little people, right?
[00:43] Tsurukou
    Close, but not quite.
[00:45] Tsurukou
    More precisely,
[00:46] Tsurukou
    the protagonist, Gulliver,
    writes about his travels
[00:46] Sign
    Gulliver's
    Travels
[00:48] Tsurukou
    to the lands of giants
     and little people...
[00:50] Tsurukou
    as if he was a real person.
[00:50] Sign
    As if
[00:50] Sign
    As if
[00:52] Meisaku
    Yeah, true. Gulliver's
    Travels is a fictional story.
[00:57] Tsurukou
    When I learned about this trick,
    here's what I thought:
[01:00] Tsurukou
    "So anything goes, huh?"
[01:01] Meisaku
    Well, I wouldn't say anything...
[01:03] Tsurukou
    So I'll now read aloud from
     this fake travel book I wrote
[01:05] Tsurukou
    without setting foot outside my house.
[01:07] Tsurukou
    Please listen!
[01:08] Meisaku
    Uh, make it nice and short then, okay?
[01:11] Sign
    fad(1,1000)\an7\bord0\shad0\fscx92\blur0.4\fs12\c&H060907&\pos(120,33.334)}One day in February
    
    I sailed out in search of adventure.
    You don't need a reason to be on an
    adventure.
    All you need to know is that it is
    out there, waiting for you.
[01:11] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:12] Tsurukou
    One day in February, I sailed*
    out in search of adventure.
[01:15] Tsurukou
    You don't need a reason
    to be on an adventure.
[01:17] Tsurukou
    All you need to know is that
    it is out there, waiting for you.
[01:20] Meisaku
    Pretentious coming from someone
    who didn't even leave the house.
[01:23] Tsurukou
    As per usual, I give my crew a pep talk.
[01:24] Sign
    As per usual, I give
    my crew a pep talk
[01:27] Tsurukou
    Okay, lads! Put your backs into it!
[01:30] Swe/Bol/Nok
    Aye aye, sir!
[01:31] Meisaku
    Oh, Bolt and the others are in it, too.
[01:33] Tsurukou
    Roll call time, lads!
[01:35] Nokio
    My name's Nokio. I'm this ship's cook.
[01:38] Nokio
    My specialty's seasoned rice,
    and my favorite food's seasoned rice!
[01:42] Meisaku
    You suck as a cook.
[01:43] Bolt
    My name's Bolt. I'm in
    charge of powering this ship.
[01:46] Bolt
    Which means I swim behind
     the boat and push it!
[01:49] Meisaku
    Sounds like hard work.
[01:50] Sweets
    My name's Sweets. I'm a stowaway on this ship!
[01:54] Meisaku
    Then he's not part of the crew.
[01:55] Nokio
    My name's Nokio.
[01:57] Nokio
    And now for roll call round two!
[01:59] Meisaku
    One round's enough.
[02:01] Tsurukou
    Listen up, lads! Our first
    destination is the Land of Giants.
[02:03] Sign
    The Land of Giants
[02:03] Sign
    The Land of Giants
[02:05] Meisaku
    Oh, that shows up in Gulliver's Travels, too.
[02:07] Sweets
    Is everything giant in the Land of Giants?
[02:10] Tsurukou
    That's right!
[02:10] Tsurukou
    They sell 2kg apple pies,
[02:10] Sign
    Apple Pies That Weigh 2kg
[02:10] Sign
    Apple Pies That Weigh 2kg
[02:12] Tsurukou
    and blocks of meat so huge,
    a whole family can't finish 'em.
[02:12] Sign
    Blocks of Meat a Family Can't Finish
[02:12] Sign
    Blocks of Meat a Family Can't Finish
[02:15] Meisaku
    Sounds more like a wholesale store.
[02:16] Tsurukou
    Blocks of meat, here we come!
[02:19] Swe/Bol/Nok
    Aye aye, sir!
[02:21] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:21] Sign
    One day in February
    
    We finally made landfall
    in the Land of Giants.
[02:22] Tsurukou
    One day in February, we finally
    made landfall in the Land of Giants.
[02:26] Nokio
    So this is the Land of Giants, huh?
[02:29] Sweets
    Hey, look. There's a giant...
[02:31] Sweets
    pygmy marmoset!
[02:31] Sign
    Pygmy Marmoset
[02:31] Sign
    Pygmy Marmoset
[02:33] Meisaku
    A pygmy marmoset? What's that?
[02:36] Bolt
    It's well over 30cm.
[02:37] Bolt
    Even the wild animals are
    huge in the Land of Giants.
[02:40] Meisaku
    But I don't know how big regular ones are.
[02:42] Nokio
    Look, there's a Barbados
    threadsnake that's about 40cm!
[02:44] Sign
    Barbados Threadsnake
[02:44] Sign
    Barbados Threadsnake
[02:45] Bolt
    That tropical screech owl over
    there is roughly 50cm tall!
[02:47] Sign
    Tropical Screech Owl
[02:47] Sign
    Tropical Screech Owl
[02:48] Meisaku
    But what are their regular sizes?!
[02:51] Sweets
    It's so amazing, Captain!
[02:52] Tsurukou
    Regardless of their sizes,
    there are a lot of rare animals here.
[02:55] Meisaku
    I'm more curious about that, too.
[02:57] Musubi
    I'm from this island,
    so they're not rare to me.
[03:00] Musubi
    But we do have a different
    ecosystem from other islands.
[03:03] Tsurukou
    Is that so, Mr. Guide?
[03:04] Meisaku
    So ginormous! Why aren't you all surprised?!
[03:08] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:08] Sign
    One day in February
    
    We arrived in Lilliput,
    where everything was tiny.
[03:09] Tsurukou
    One day in February, we arrived in
    Lilliput, where everything was tiny.
[03:14] Meisaku
    The same thing happened
     in Gulliver's Travels.
[03:15] Sign (Red)
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[03:15] Sign (Red)
    m 0 0 l 100 25 100 110 0 100
[03:15] Sign (Red)
    Charcoal BBQ
[03:15] Sign (Yellow)
    Ushigama-ya
[03:16] Bolt
    Everything in this country is small.
[03:18] Nokio
    But how small are they, Captain?
[03:20] Sign
    Humans
[03:20] Sign
    Humans
[03:20] Tsurukou
    The people here are
    about a tenth of our size.
[03:23] Tsurukou
    The cars are about a fifth.
[03:23] Sign
    Cars
[03:23] Sign
    Cars
[03:24] Tsurukou
    Most of the buildings are
    a quarter of the size, but...
[03:24] Sign
    Buildings
[03:24] Sign
    Buildings
[03:26] Tsurukou
    the BBQ restaurants are nearer two-thirds.
[03:26] Sign
    BBQ Restaurants
[03:26] Sign
    BBQ Restaurants
[03:26] Sign (Red)
    m 0 0 l 100 12 100 104 00 100
[03:26] Sign (Red)
    m 0 0 l 100 25 100 110 0 100
[03:26] Sign (Red)
    Charcoal BBQ
[03:26] Sign (Yellow)
    Ushigama-ya
[03:28] Sign (Red)
    m 0 0 l 100 12 100 100 0 100
[03:28] Sign (Red)
    m 0 0 l 100 25 100 110 0 100
[03:28] Sign (Red)
    Charcoal BBQ
[03:28] Sign (Yellow)
    Ushigama-ya
[03:28] Meisaku
    The balance of the sizes is all off.
[03:30] Sign
    Hoodies
[03:30] Sign
    Hoodies
[03:30] Tsurukou
    Oh, and the hoodies are about
     one ninth the size of ours,
[03:33] Tsurukou
    so hoodies look even
    bigger on people here!
[03:33] Sign (Red)
    m 0 0 l 100 12 100 100 0 100
[03:33] Sign (Red)
    m 0 0 l 100 25 100 110 0 100
[03:33] Sign (Red)
    Charcoal BBQ
[03:33] Sign (Yellow)
    Ushigama-ya
[03:36] Sweets
    Wearing oversized hoodies
     is totally in, huh?
[03:38] Meisaku
    Like I care.
[03:40] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:40] Sign
    One day in February
    
     Would you believe it?
    We arrived at the Flying Island.
[03:41] Tsurukou
    One day in February, would you believe
    it? We arrived at the Flying Island.
[03:46] Meisaku
    A flying island shows up
    in Gulliver's Travels, too.
[03:49] Nokio
    Here we are on the Flying Island!
[03:52] Sweets
    You mean the island itself is flying?
[03:54] Tsurukou
    Exactly!
[03:55] Tsurukou
    It floats about 25cm above the surface.
[03:57] Meisaku
    I wouldn't call that "flying"!
[04:00] Sign
    Tsurukou's Travels
[04:01] Tsurukou
    So what did you think of Tsurukou's Travels?
[04:04] Meisaku
    Well, it was interesting,
[04:05] Meisaku
    but maybe you should write about facts
    if you want to call it a travel book?
[04:09] Tsurukou
    Huh?
[04:10] Tsurukou
    But if I have to write about
    stuff that actually happened,
[04:12] Tsurukou
    all I have is that time I went to that kingdom
     at the bottom of the sea to dig up treasure.
[04:16] Meisaku
    I want to read that!
[04:19] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E229 - The Ultimate Magic Spell: Soovooooveneer

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign
    Episode 229
    The Ultimate Magic Spell: Soovooooveneer
[00:06] Meisaku
    We made it to the Demon King's
    castle in the Isekai Kingdom.
[00:08] Tsurukou
    Finally. The final boss battle.
[00:10] Meisaku
    You ready, guys?
[00:11] Musubi
    I've saved up some recovery items for this.
[00:14] Nokio
    I conserved my MP.
[00:16] Sweets
    I learned a new spell
    when I leveled up earlier.
[00:19] Bolt
    That's reassuring to hear as
    we go into the final battle.
[00:22] Nokio
    Yeah, Sweets. After all, your magic...
[00:25] Nokio
    hasn't helped us once!
[00:26] Musubi
    Wait, you're a mage?!
[00:28] Tsurukou
    But you've never even used
    magic before, have you?
[00:30] Sweets
    Well, I do know magic, but the spells
    are difficult to say, so I can't use them.
[00:34] Nokio
    "Difficult to say"? What the hell?
[00:36] Musubi
    Use 'em properly!
[00:37] Meisaku
    So what spells did you learn?
[00:40] Sweets
    These ones.
[00:40] Sign (Top)
    Magic
[00:40] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soove
[00:40] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Woove
[00:40] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovebenia
[00:40] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Sooveneer
[00:40] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovoobenia
[00:40] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovoooovenia
[00:40] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovooooveneer
[00:40] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovoooovooveneer
[00:40] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Heel
[00:41] Nokio
    Let's see here... "Soo-voo-voo-veneer"?
[00:45] Bolt
    Isn't it "oo-voooo-veneer"?
[00:47] Musubi
    Hm? It's "oo-voo-oo-voo," right?
[00:49] Tsurukou
    Well, there's a total of three "oo"s and two "v"s,
     with the last "v" being part of "veneer,"
[00:49] Sign
    Soovooooveneer
[00:53] Tsurukou
    so it's "oo-voo-oo-veneer."
[00:53] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:53] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:54] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:54] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:55] Musubi
    Oh, you're right. I see now.
[00:57] Meisaku
    It really is difficult to say.
[00:59] Nokio
    What does this spell do?
[00:59] Sign (Top)
    Magic
[00:59] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soove
[00:59] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Woove
[00:59] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovebenia
[00:59] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Sooveneer
[00:59] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovoobenia
[00:59] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovoooovenia
[00:59] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovooooveneer
[00:59] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovoooovooveneer
[00:59] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Heel
[01:00] Sweets
    Um, its effects are random.
[01:00] Sign (Top)
    Magic
[01:00] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovooooveneer
[01:00] Sign (3 Lines)
    Effects are random
[01:00] Sign (3 Lines)
    It is the ultimate spell that may cause
[01:00] Sign (3 Lines)
    something good or something bad to happen
[01:02] Sweets
    It's the ultimate spell that may cause
    something good or something bad to happen.
[01:07] Tsurukou
    Sounds like a real trump card.
[01:09] Meisaku
    Maybe you should try to remember
     that one. It is the ultimate spell.
[01:12] Sweets
    Okay! I'll do lines to memorize it!
[01:14] Nokio
    This is kinda like spelling drills, huh?
[01:17] Tsurukou
    I don't think this is what
    "Learn Spell" means in RPGs.
[01:20] Sweets
    I learned it! Now I can use it anytime.
[01:23] Bolt
    You sure?
[01:24] Sweets
    Just watch!
[01:25] Sweets
    "Soovooooveneer"!
[01:27] Meisaku
    Wait! Don't use it now!
[01:27] Sign
    Sweets used Soovooooveneer
[01:29] Sweets
    Whoops.
[01:30] Sign
    Attack and the chance
    of precipitation
    increased by 20%!
[01:30] Bolt
    "Attack and the chance of
    precipitation increased by 20%"?
[01:33] Meisaku
    "The chance of precipitation"?
[01:35] Sweets
    You never know what the effect's gonna be.
[01:37] Nokio
    Isn't there anything better?
[01:38] Sweets
    There's a healing spell. It's this one.
[01:38] Sign (Top)
    Magic
[01:38] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soove
[01:38] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Woove
[01:38] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovebenia
[01:38] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Sooveneer
[01:38] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovoobenia
[01:38] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovoooovenia
[01:38] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovooooveneer
[01:38] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovoooovooveneer
[01:38] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Heel
[01:40] Musubi
    Isn't it the same as the last one?
[01:42] Sign (Bottom)
    Soovooooveneer
[01:42] Sign (Top)
    Soovoooovenia
[01:42] Meisaku
    Oh, one ends in "eer"
     and the other ends in "ia."
[01:43] Sign (Bottom)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:44] Sign (Bottom)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:45] Tsurukou
    That slight change in pronunciation
     makes all the difference, huh? So confusing.
[01:49] Bolt
    I'm injured, so please heal me.
[01:51] Sweets
    Ready?
[01:52] Sweets
    "Soovooooveneer"!
[01:55] Sign
    Sweets used Soovooooveneer
[01:55] Nokio
    Hey! You used the one ending "eer"!
[01:57] Musubi
    That's the ultimate spell!
[01:59] Sweets
    Oh, yikes.
[02:00] Sign
    Nokio's Agility and today's
     temperature decrease
    significantly!
[02:00] Nokio
    My Agility decreased significantly!
[02:02] Bolt
    And so did today's temperature.
[02:04] Musubi
    I'm cold.
[02:05] Meisaku
    You really never know what's gonna happen.
[02:07] Nokio
    Isn't there a spell that'll restore my Agility?
[02:10] Sweets
    This spell is a status restore.
[02:10] Sign (Top)
    Magic
[02:10] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soove
[02:10] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Woove
[02:10] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovebenia
[02:10] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Sooveneer
[02:10] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovoobenia
[02:10] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovoooovenia
[02:10] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovooooveneer
[02:10] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovoooovooveneer
[02:10] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Heel
[02:12] Tsurukou
    "Soo-voo-oo-voo-veneer."
[02:12] Sign
    Soovoooovooveneer
[02:14] Meisaku
    Man, I give up.
[02:16] Sweets
    Ready?
[02:17] Sweets
    "Soovooooveneer"!
[02:20] Sign
    Sweets used Soovooooveneer
[02:20] Tsurukou
    No! It's "oo-voo-oo-voo-veneer"!
[02:22] Nokio
    You know that's the ultimate spell!
[02:24] Sweets
    Oh no!
[02:25] Sign
    A humidifier broke
    down somewhere...
[02:25] Meisaku
    A humidifier broke down somewhere!
[02:27] Musubi
    That's totally useless to us!
[02:29] Sweets
    Man, this is difficult.
[02:31] Nokio
    Isn't there an easier spell?
[02:32] Meisaku
    What about this one called "Heel"?
     Should be easy enough to say.
[02:32] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soove
[02:32] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Woove
[02:32] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovebenia
[02:32] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Sooveneer
[02:32] Sign (Left Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovoobenia
[02:32] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovoooovenia
[02:32] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovooooveneer
[02:32] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Soovoooovooveneer
[02:32] Sign (Right Column; From Top To Bottom)
    Heel
[02:32] Sign (Top)
    Magic
[02:36] Sweets
    You're right.
[02:36] Tsurukou
    And what does "Heel" do?
[02:39] Sign (Bottom)
    Heel
[02:39] Sign (Bottom)
    When you use it
[02:39] Sign (Bottom)
    a throw gets thrown off
[02:39] Sweets
    Uh, so when you use it, a throw
     gets thrown off somewhere.
[02:42] Bolt
    So it's a pun?!
[02:43] Nokio
    That's so useless...
[02:45] Meisaku
    Okay, enough!
[02:46] Meisaku
    Let's go fight the Demon King!
[02:49] Sign
    The Demon King appears!
[02:49] Meisaku
    The battle begins!
[02:51] Sign
    The Demon King attacks...
[02:51] Meisaku
    The Demon King's attacking!
[02:53] Sign
    But he can't move because he has a cold
[02:53] Meisaku
    "He can't move because he has a cold."
[02:55] Meisaku
    A cold?!
[02:56] Tsurukou
    I didn't know Demon Kings could get sick.
[02:58] Sign
    Due to a sudden downpour, a rapid drop
    in temperature, and a broken humidifier,
[02:58] Nokio
    "Due to a sudden downpour,
    a rapid drop in temperature,
[03:01] Nokio
    and a broken humidifier, the
    Demon King caught a cold," it says.
[03:02] Sign
    the Demon King
    caught a cold
[03:04] Musubi
    Those are all effects
    of the ultimate spell!
[03:07] Bolt
    It was surprisingly useful.
[03:08] Sign
    The Demon King is...
[03:09] Meisaku
    What's going on now?
[03:10] Tsurukou
    He's gonna transform!
    The final boss usually does.
[03:14] Sign
    The Demon King transforms!
[03:15] Meisaku
    All he did was throw a throw over himself!
[03:17] Musubi
    But maybe now, he's recovered from his cold?
[03:20] Sweets
    Peachy peach! Now's the time for my spell!
[03:23] Tsurukou
    Don't do it!
[03:24] Bolt
    You don't know what'll happen!
[03:26] Sweets
    Heel!
[03:26] Sign
    Sweets used Heel
[03:27] Meisaku
    "Heel"?
[03:30] Sign
    The Demon King is defeated
[03:30] Sign
    The cold totally took
    down the Demon King
[03:30] Nokio
    "The cold totally took down the Demon King.
    The Demon King is defeated," it says.
[03:34] Meisaku
    Behold the power of magic...
[03:36] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun

E230 - Farewell to Another World! The Final Boss Battle!

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Sign
    Episode 230
    Farewell to Another World! The Final Boss Battle!
[00:06] Meisaku
    We're back!
[00:07] Sweets
    We defeated the Demon King and
    made it back to Dragon Palace Town!
[00:10] Musubi
    Compared to the Isekai
    Kingdom, this town's peaceful.
[00:13] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:13] Sign
    Matsuda
[00:14] Musubi
    Or maybe not!
[00:16] Meisaku
    That was Mei!
[00:17] Sign
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[00:17] Sign
    Matsuda
[00:17] Mei
    Duh-duh-duh...
[00:19] Meisaku
    Yikes! It's a...
[00:21] Mei
    Dongra!
[00:22] Meisaku
    A dragon, you mean.
[00:23] Meisaku
    Wait, why's a dragon from
     the Isekai Kingdom here?
[00:27] Bolt
    It's the Demon King!
[00:29] Nokio
    What are you doing here?
[00:31] Mei
    Scary.
[00:32] Musubi
    We broke your humidifier...
[00:33] Tsurukou
    And threw off your throw...
[00:35] Sweets
    And defeated you by giving you a cold!
[00:37] Meisaku
    Looking back, for a Demon
     King, you were kinda weak.
[00:39] Mei
    Not scary.
[00:40] Meisaku
    But how did you escape
    from the Isekai Kingdom?!
[00:43] Demon King
    Same way you did.
[00:44] Demon King
    Through this thing right here!
[00:47] Bolt
    That... That's...
[00:48] Bolt
    The weird thing from Meisaku's house!
[00:48] Sign
    The Weird Thing from Meisaku's House
[00:48] Sign
    The Weird Thing from Meisaku's House
[00:50] Sweets
    You're right! It's the weird
     thing from Meisaku's house!
[00:51] Sign
    The Weird Thing from Meisaku's House
[00:51] Sign
    The Weird Thing from Meisaku's House
[00:53] Nokio
    So you came here through the
    weird thing from Meisaku's house?
[00:56] Meisaku
    Could you stop calling it that?
[00:58] Meisaku
    Anyway, Demon King, get out of Dragon
    Palace Town! You don't belong here!
[01:03] Demon King
    I'll have you know, I'm not from that place
     known as the Isekai Kingdom, either.
[01:07] Demon King
    I have the power to
    teleport to different worlds.
[01:12] Meisaku
    What?!
[01:13] Demon King
    In fact, I'm the one who made this thing. This...
[01:16] Sign
    The Weird Thing from Meisaku's House
[01:16] Sign
    The Weird Thing from Meisaku's House
[01:16] Demon King
    ...weird thing from Meisaku's house.
[01:20] Swe/Mus/Bol/Tsu
    What the heck?!
[01:21] Meisaku
    Stop calling it that already.
[01:23] Demon King
    Don't get all full of yourself just
    because you saved one world.
[01:26] Demon King
    There are so many more worlds out there.
[01:29] Demon King
    I'm outta here!
[01:30] Tsurukou
    Paisen, what do we do?
[01:32] Meisaku
    We go after him!
[01:34] Mei
    Bye!
[01:37] Meisaku
    This is... the puzzle game world from before.
[01:40] Tsurukou
    The one with the strange doctor.
[01:41] Musubi
    And Sweets is out for the count again.
[01:44] Sweets
    Help...
[01:45] Meisaku
    Oh, so he is.
[01:46] Demon King
    All right. To kick things off,
     I shall conquer this world.
[01:49] Meisaku
    Stop! We won't let you,
    no matter what world we're in!
[01:52] Demon King
    Oh? You want to fight me?
[01:55] Demon King
    Then, let's battle according
    to the rules of this world.
[01:58] Meisaku
    I'm not gonna lose!
[01:59] Demon King
    All righty, I'll start!
[02:01] Demon King
    Um... What am I meant to do?
[02:04] Nokio
    Hm? What's he doing?
[02:06] Bolt
    He sucks.
[02:07] Demon King
    Is there some trick to this game?
[02:08] Tsurukou
    If you look at the doctor on the right,
    you'll see what's coming up next.
[02:12] Demon King
    What? How do you do that?
[02:13] Demon King
    If your eyes are on the doctor, you can't
    see what's happening in the middle.
[02:17] Nokio
    Use your peripheral vision.
[02:18] Bolt
    Ah! Don't put a yellow on a green!
    You never played a puzzle game before?
[02:22] Musubi
    Cough drops are useless,
    so push 'em to one side!
[02:24] Tsurukou
    You suck bad!
[02:25] Demong King
    Ugh, this is hard.
[02:27] Meisaku
    Man, they're harsh!
[02:29] Demon King
    Rats! Well, fine. I don't
    need this world, anyway!
[02:32] Nokio
    Ah! He ran away!
[02:33] Meisaku
    Right. Let's go after him.
[02:36] Sign (Top Left)
    Demon King
[02:36] Meisaku
    What's next?
[02:38] Bolt
    This is the fitness game world.
[02:40] Demon King
    You think you can beat me in a workout?
[02:43] Instruc-Dog
    What training would you like to do?
[02:43] Sign
    Yoga
[02:43] Sign
    Squats
[02:43] Sign
    Sit-ups
[02:43] Sign
    Full Marathon
[02:45] Bolt
    There's squats, sit-ups,
    full marathon, or yoga.
[02:48] Demon King
    Okay, a yoga battle it is.
[02:48] Sign
    Yoga
[02:48] Sign
    Yoga
[02:48] Sign
    Yoga
[02:48] Sign
    Yoga
[02:48] Sign
    Yoga
[02:49] Meisaku
    He chose the easy one.
[02:51] Instruc-Dog
    Start!
[02:52] Sign (Bottom Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:52] Sign (Bottom Left)
    Yoga
[02:52] Sign (Top Left)
    Demon King
[02:55] Bolt
    Nice stretch...
[02:59] Bolt
    Yoga's so good...
[03:03] Meisaku
    He's struggling with the yoga.
[03:03] Sign (Bottom Left)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:03] Sign (Bottom Left)
    Yoga
[03:06] Demon King
    Tap out.
[03:06] Meisaku
    He gave up!
[03:07] Demon King
    N-Next one, next one!
[03:09] Musubi
    He ran away!
[03:11] Bolt
    Victory.
[03:12] Meisaku
    The yoga's done.
[03:15] Nokio
    This is the NokShoot world.
[03:17] Meisaku
    There it is, NokShoot.
[03:19] Demon King
    I'm gonna beat you up!
[03:21] Tsurukou
    This time, he might actually manage it.
[03:22] Demon King
    Look at how big I am.
    There's no way you can win.
[03:26] Demon King
    Ouch, ouch, ow, ow, that hurts...
[03:29] Sweets
    Way to go, Nokio!
[03:30] Nokio
    Being big in a shooting game
     makes you an easier target.
[03:33] Meisaku
    That's true.
[03:34] Demon King
    Have you no soul, shooting at me like that?
[03:36] Nokio
    Demon Kings don't get to say that!
[03:38] Sign (Top Left)
    Musubi
[03:39] Musubi
    This is the management sim world.
[03:41] Musubi
    Welcome to Musubi Farm.
[03:43] Meisaku
    Your farm's still huge.
[03:44] Demon King
    I'll make a fortune with my farming
    and buy up all the farms in this world.
[03:49] Musubi
    I won't let you!
[03:50] Demon King
    Behold. This is my farm.
[03:50] Sign (Top Left)
    Demon King
[03:50] Sign
    Seeds
[03:50] Sign
    Seeds
[03:50] Sign
    Shop
[03:50] Sign
    Shop
[03:50] Sign
    Charge
[03:50] Sign
    Charge
[03:53] Meisaku
    So pathetic!
[03:55] Nokio
    There's only a chicken skewer planted.
[03:57] Sign (Left Top)
    Purchase this farm?
[03:57] Sign (Left Bottom)
    200,000 yen
[03:57] Sign (Left Bottom)
    200,000 yen
[03:57] Sign (Right)
    Demon King Farm
[03:57] Musubi
    I'm gonna buy it.
[03:58] Sign (Right)
    Demon King Farm
[03:58] Sign (Left Top)
    Purchased!
[03:58] Sign (Left Bottom)
    200,000 yen
[03:58] Sign (Left Bottom)
    200,000 yen
[03:58] Demon King
    Huh? This game sucks.
[04:00] Musubi
    He's lashing out!
[04:03] Tsurukou
    This is the tower defense game world.
[04:06] Meisaku
    Tower defense?
[04:07] Tsurukou
    It's those games where you place
    structures to defend your territory.
[04:10] Tsurukou
    You have to think about the cost
    of the structures you put down,
[04:14] Tsurukou
    plus how you're gonna make money.
[04:16] Sweets
    That sounds difficult.
[04:17] Musubi
    Tower defense games make
     you use your brain, huh?
[04:20] Demon King
    Too hard.
[04:21] Meisaku
    He's not getting the rules, either.
[04:23] Demon King
    I'm done with this.
[04:24] Tsurukou
    Aw, c'mon, let me play!
[04:27] Sign (Right)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[04:27] Sign (Right)
    Peach Boy
[04:27] Sign (Top Right)
    March 4th
[04:27] Sign (Left)
    A Classic
[04:27] Sign (Left)
    Tale A Day
[04:27] Sign (Left Top)
    Demon King
[04:27] Sign (Top Middle)
    Love
[04:27] Sign (Top Middle)
    Love
[04:28] Meisaku
    Hm? Is this my house?
[04:30] Meisaku
    Are we back in Dragon Palace Town?
[04:32] Bolt
    No, this is the dating sim game world.
[04:35] Mei
    "Dating"?
[04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)
    Mei: "
[04:35] Sign (Light Pink)
    Meisaku's Room
[04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)
    Mei: "Da
[04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)
    Mei: "Dat
[04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)
    Mei: "Datin
[04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)
    Mei: "Dating
[04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)
    Mei: "Dating?
[04:35] Sign (Dark Pink)
    Mei: "Dating?"
[04:36] Meisaku
    Oh, Mei. You're too
    young to be dating.
[04:38] Demon King
    Let's see which of us can
    win the heart of this baby.
[04:42] Meisaku
    Don't try to be popular
     with the babies!
[04:44] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)
    Watch me lord it over a restaurant worker!
[04:44] Sign (Left)
    A Classic
[04:44] Sign (Left)
    Tale A Day
[04:44] Sign (Right)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[04:44] Sign (Right)
    Peach Boy
[04:44] Sign (Red)
    Where will you take her?
[04:44] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)
    Let's go to the park!
[04:44] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)
    Let's go relax at the zoo!
[04:45] Demon King
    This one! "Watch me lord it
    over a restaurant worker"!
[04:46] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)
    Watch me lord it over a restaurant worker!
[04:46] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)
    Watch me lord it over a restaurant worker!
[04:46] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)
    Watch me lord it over a restaurant worker!
[04:46] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)
    Watch me lord it over a restaurant worker!
[04:46] Sign (Blue; From Top To Bottom)
    Watch me lord it over a restaurant worker!
[04:48] Sign (Dark Pink)
    Mei: "
[04:48] Mei
    Boo.
[04:48] Sign (Left)
    A Classic
[04:48] Sign (Left)
    Tale A Day
[04:48] Sign (Light Pink)
    Meisaku's Room
[04:48] Sign (Right)
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[04:48] Sign (Right)
    Peach Boy
[04:48] Sign (Dark Pink)
    Mei: "B
[04:48] Sign (Dark Pink)
    Mei: "Bo
[04:48] Sign (Dark Pink)
    Mei: "Boo
[04:49] Sign (Dark Pink)
    Mei: "Boo"
[04:49] Nokio
    You went with totally the wrong choice.
[04:51] Demon King
    Women's hearts are complicated...
[04:53] Meisaku
    You ruined it for yourself!
[04:55] Meisaku
    Demon King! You have nowhere left to run!
[04:57] Meisaku
    Give it up!
[04:59] Demon King
    Yeah...
[05:00] Demon King
    You're right.
[05:01] Meisaku
    What? You're giving up?
[05:02] Demon King
    It seems I'm satisfied after fighting you.
[05:06] Meisaku
    Satisfied?
[05:07] Demon King
    I am the product of the
    frustrations of beginner gamers.
[05:12] Demon King
    Kind of like a glitch.
[05:13] Tsurukou
    So that's why you were trying to
     destroy the game worlds, huh?
[05:16] Demon King
    That's right.
[05:17] Demon King
    But as we fought, I started
    thinking games weren't all that bad.
[05:22] Demon King
    I learned the joy of playing a game
    with others even if you suck at it.
[05:26] Demon King
    So farewell!
[05:28] Demon King
    I never got to win,
[05:30] Demon King
    but I had lots of fun...
[05:32] Musubi
    And he's gone.
[05:33] Sweets
    But now, our world is saved, right?
[05:36] Meisaku
    Yeah!
[05:37] Meisaku
    Wait, the dragon's still here!
[05:39] Nokio
    Wh-What do we do? A dragon in this
     world is gonna cause mass panic!
[05:43] Bolt
    Some creatures we have in this world are:
[05:45] Bolt
    Humongous whales.
[05:46] Bolt
    Aliens.
[05:47] Bolt
    Kappas.
[05:47] Bolt
    And moving jizo statues!
[05:49] Tsurukou
    Now that you mention it...
[05:51] Musubi
    Maybe it'd be fine to have
    dragons here in this world.
[05:53] Meisaku
    What a weird world this is!
[05:56] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun