E8 - Episode 8

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SIGN    May 1948
SIGN    May 1950
SIGN    June 1955
SIGN    Astro Note
[01:49] NAOSUKE
    They fall in love...
[01:52] MIRA
    What are you doing?
[01:53] TAKUMI
    Well, you see...
[01:56] NAOSUKE
    ...have their hearts broken,
    and wallow in misery.
[02:00] NAOSUKE
    Why do Earthlings waste their time
    on this waste of time?
[02:05] TAKUMI
    I'll see you later.
[02:07] MIRA
    Sure.
[02:08] NAOSUKE
    Someone's having a lot of fun.
[02:10] MIRA
    Oh, please.
[02:11] NAOSUKE
    What's this about later?
[02:13] MIRA
    We're going to the grocer's.
[02:14] NAOSUKE
    Why the grocer's?
[02:16] MIRA
    Apparently, they're running an
    all-you-can-pack veggie promotion.
[02:19] MIRA
    Each customer can only take part once,
    so we're both going together.
[02:21] NAOSUKE
    Wha?
[02:23] MIRA
    I don't really get it myself,
    but he says it's a good deal.
[02:27] NAOSUKE
    A good deal, huh?
[02:29] NAOSUKE
    If Her Majesty were to hear of this,
    she would be beside herself.
[02:33] NAOSUKE
    The next in line to the Planet Wid throne
    is out here penny-pinching on groceries.
[02:39] MIRA
    I get it, okay?
[02:41] SHOKICHI
    Oh!
[02:42] SHOKICHI
    There you are, Naosuke.
[02:45] SHOKICHI
    Time for our walk.
[02:48] SHOKICHI
    May I take him?
[02:49] MIRA
    Of course. Go ahead.
[02:51] MIRA
    Naosuke loves going on walks with you.
[02:54] NAOSUKE
    Mira!
[03:00] SHOKICHI
    Walky-walky, Naosuke-chan.
[03:03] MIRA
    I'm happy for you, Naosuke.
[03:10] NAOSUKE
    Yamashita Shokichi is no lover of dogs.
[03:14] GIRL1
    Oh, cute!
[03:17] GIRL2
    Is it all right if we take pics?
[03:19] SHOKICHI
    Go right ahead.
[03:20] NAOSUKE
    He's just a lover of dog-loving chicks!
[03:23] GIRL1
    What's the name?
[03:25] SHOKICHI
    Shokichi.
[03:27] GIRL1
    Shokichi? How cute!
[03:29] SHOKICHI
    I get that a lot.
[03:34] SHOKICHI
    See you again. Bye-bye.
[03:39] SHOKICHI
    Aoi-chan's around that age, too...
[03:46] SHOKICHI
    Oh, Ren.
[03:47] HARUTO
    Hey, it's Naosuke!
[03:49] HARUTO
    Man, I wish I could have a dog too.
[03:53] REN
    Naosuke's no dog.
[03:55] HARUTO
    Uh, he clearly is.
[03:57] RANDOMOTHER
    Hey, it's a doggy!
[04:01] REN
    He really isn't a dog.
[04:02] HARUTO
    Then what is he?
[04:04] REN
    The thing about Naosuke...
[04:08] HARUTO
    What? No way.
[04:10] REN
    It's true!
[04:11] HARUTO
    I don't believe you.
[04:12] REN
    Then I'll show you proof sometime.
[04:15] NAOSUKE
    Uh-oh.
[04:17] RANDOMOTHER
    So cute! How old?
[04:19] SHOKICHI
    Seventy-three.
[04:21] RANDOMOTHER
    Huh?
[04:22] SHOKICHI
    Tee-hee.
[04:23] HARUTO
    You promise?
[04:24] REN
    Yeah. I'll show you proof
    that puts it beyond all doubt.
[04:28] NAOSUKE
    This will not end well.
[04:30] TAKUMI
    All's well that ends well.
[04:32] MIRA
    What do you mean?
[04:33] TAKUMI
    I didn't expect you to have
    a talent for all-you-can-pack sales.
[04:36] MIRA
    Can you really call this a talent?
[04:39] TAKUMI
    It is! Just look at me.
[04:42] TAKUMI
    I was so worried about
    what people might think of me.
[04:45] MIRA
    Were you?
[04:47] TAKUMI
    Meanwhile, your masterpiece shows
[04:50] TAKUMI
    you didn't care who saw you packing in
    all the carrots in the world.
[04:54] TAKUMI
    It gets across your primal instinct—
    your passion—to take as many home as possible.
[05:00] MIRA
    Uh, are you sure you're complimenting me?
[05:02] TAKUMI
    I am! It's a work of art!
[05:06] TAKUMI
    It seems it's going to be clams next time.
    What say you, Maestro?
[05:12] MIRA
    Very well. I'll consider it.
[05:17] MIRA
    Anyway, this was really fun.
[05:20] TAKUMI
    Do you not have all-you-can-pack
    sales on Planet Wid?
[05:23] MIRA
    Huh?
[05:24] TAKUMI
    Uh, never mind. I should've
    known better than to ask.
[05:29] MIRA
    Do we? I'm not sure.
[05:32] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[05:34] MIRA
    I'm royalty, so I couldn't leave
    the palace on my own.
[05:40] MIRA
    I never got to go to the places
    people shopped for necessities.
[05:45] MIRA
    All I ever had for food was the necessary
    Perfect Food at set times.
[05:51] MIRA
    I had no idea breakfast could be so delicious.
[05:57] MIRA
    So maybe we do have these things,
    and I just never knew.
[06:04] MIRA
    Including all-you-can-pack veggies.
SIGN    A
    S
    T
    R
    O
    
    L
    O
    D
    G
    E
[06:07] TAKUMI
    We're home.
[06:10] MIRA
    We're home, Ren-kun.
[06:12] REN
    Welcome home.
[06:16] MIRA
    What's wrong, Naosuke?
[06:18] MIRA
    Huh? Ren-kun's targeting you?
[06:20] NAOSUKE
    Shh! Keep it down!
[06:23] NAOSUKE
    He's suspected that I'm not
    a dog for a while now.
[06:27] MIRA
    You think he's figured out you're a Wido?
[06:29] NAOSUKE
    I can't be certain, but it's likely.
[06:32] TAKUMI
    In that case, don't you just have
    to convince him that you're a dog?
[06:36] NAOSUKE
    Wait, what are you even doing here?
[06:39] MIRA
    But how?
[06:40] TAKUMI
    He just has to do doglike things.
[06:43] NAOSUKE
    What doglike things?
[06:45] TAKUMI
    Okay, Naosuke.
[06:47] TAKUMI
    Fetch!
[06:49] TAKUMI
    Look over there.
SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[06:54] TAKUMI
    Fetch, Naosuke!
[07:02] TAKUMI
    Good boy.
[07:05] TAKUMI
    Wag your tail and act happier.
[07:09] TAKUMI
    He's watching.
[07:14] TAKUMI
    Attaboy.
[07:16] TAKUMI
    Fetch!
[07:18] TAKUMI
    Shake.
[07:26] TAKUMI
    You're so cute, Naosuke.
[07:29] MIRA
    Cute!
[07:31] TAKUMI
    Shake.
[07:33] TAKUMI
    You're totally a dog now!
[07:37] NAOSUKE
    Don't push your luck!
[07:39] NAOSUKE
    Ow, ow, ow!
[07:41] NAOSUKE
    I tap! I'm tapping out!
[07:42] NAOSUKE
    Ouch! Owwie...
[07:43] MIRA
    You'd look great in this too, Naosuke.
[07:49] NAOSUKE
    I'm done with this crap.
[07:54] MIRA
    Terran dogs are so adorable.
[07:57] NAOSUKE
    How about getting a dog cage and stuff?
[08:00] NAOSUKE
    Every home with a dog has one,
[08:02] NAOSUKE
    and violent dogs need to be put in one!
[08:05] MIRA
    Huh. So dogs really are pets.
[08:09] TAKUMI
    Is Naosuke not a pet on Planet Wid?
[08:13] MIRA
    Don't let him hear you say that.
[08:16] MIRA
    He's my, uh...
    I guess you could say bodyguard?
[08:20] TAKUMI
    While you're on Earth?
[08:22] MIRA
    No. For life.
[08:23] TAKUMI
    For life?!
[08:25] MIRA
    Yes. Chosen ones from Naosuke's species
[08:29] MIRA
    are tasked with watching over
    royals from birth to death.
[08:33] TAKUMI
    So, Naosuke has to protect you all your life?
[08:37] MIRA
    Yes.
[08:39] MIRA
    Naosuke's species lives longer than we do.
[08:43] TAKUMI
    Huh. Must be rough.
[08:45] MIRA
    What?
[08:45] TAKUMI
    I mean, it's a cruel job.
[08:49] TAKUMI
    He has to watch someone dear to him die 
    and then live the rest of his life alone.
[08:54] TAKUMI
    I could never.
[08:56] TAKUMI
    Oh, this might be a good
    choice. Very doglike.
[09:01] MIRA
    I'd never even thought about that.
[09:19] REN
    Have you seen Naosuke?
[09:21] AOI
    Naosuke? I haven't, no.
[09:24] REN
    Sheesh. Where'd he go?
[09:41] NAOSUKE
    You look like it's the end of the world.
[09:44] NAOSUKE
    What's wrong?
[09:45] AOI
    I don't get it myself.
[09:48] AOI
    I know I'll get hurt if I see him,
    but I still want to.
[09:53] AOI
    I want him to look my way,
[09:56] AOI
    but I also don't, because I don't
    want him to come to hate me.
[10:00] AOI
    I don't know what I should do.
[10:03] AOI
    Have you ever felt this way, Octo-san?
[10:07] NAOSUKE
    "Octo-san"?
[10:08] AOI
    Because you live in Room 8.
[10:11] NAOSUKE
    I'm...
[10:12] AOI
    It's okay. You don't have to say your name
    or show your face or anything.
[10:16] AOI
    I used to be a shut-in not long ago too,
[10:19] AOI
    so I think I know how you feel, Octo-san.
[10:28] MIRA
    Coming.
[10:32] TERUKO
    Huh?
[10:33] TERUKO
    Why's Miyasaka-kun here?
[10:35] TERUKO
    Gosh, is that what's going on?
[10:39] MIRA
    Huh? What do you mean?
[10:41] TAKUMI
    That is not what's going on!
[10:43] TAKUMI
    Nothing's going on! Nothing at all!
[10:44] MIRA
    Did you need me for something, Matsubara-san?
[10:47] TERUKO
    Oh, right. I can't find my room key.
[10:50] MIRA
    Key?
[10:52] TERUKO
    I got home...
[10:54] (Flashback) TERUKO
    I'm back.
[10:56] TERUKO
    ...put my key there,
[10:58] TERUKO
    and got busy writing my room number
    on the stuff I was putting in the fridge.
[11:08] TERUKO
    And when I came back out, the key was gone.
[11:12] MIRA
    Hmm, maybe someone took it by mistake?
[11:17] TERUKO
    I was only gone for a minute or so.
    Nobody came by here in that time.
[11:21] TOMIHIRO
    Have you seen my bicycle key anywhere?
[11:23] SHOKICHI
    Anyone know where the storeroom key is?
[11:25] MIRA
    Huh?
[11:26] TAKUMI
    Oh.
[11:28] TAKUMI
    My key to the drawer is gone!
[11:31] NAOSUKE
    What? Keys of all kinds have gone missing?
[11:34] MIRA
    Yeah. It might be the work of the Hubby spy.
[11:38] TAKUMI
    That squid-like thing?
[11:40] NAOSUKE
    Again, what are you doing here?
[11:43] TAKUMI
    If that rogue squid is after our keys,
    maybe we should try luring it out.
[11:48] MIRA
    But how?
[11:52] MIRA
    Whoa, I finally found the key!
[11:56] MIRA
    Hooray!
[11:58] MIRA
    I can't believe it was here all along!
[12:01] MIRA
    It's very important,
    so I should lock it in the safe!
[12:08] MIRA
    How was I?
[12:09] TAKUMI
    No sign of the squid.
[12:11] NAOSUKE
    It's a spy from Planet Hub, not a squid!
[12:14] NAOSUKE
    Will we really catch it with this tomfoolery?
[12:17] TAKUMI
    Well, "this tomfoolery" is what
    brought Aoi-chan out of her room.
[12:21] NAOSUKE
    Hmm?
[12:26] TAKUMI
    What is Shokichi-san doing?
[12:29] NAOSUKE
    He's blocking the camera.
[12:30] SHOKICHI
    Landlady!
[12:32] MIRA
    Yes?
[12:33] SHOKICHI
    Do you have a moment?
[12:35] MIRA
    On my way!
[12:37] MIRA
    I'll be right back.
[12:42] NAOSUKE
    Hey! Try anything remotely funny,
    and you're a dead man.
[12:46] TAKUMI
    Wha—I'm not going to! I was just...
[12:50] NAOSUKE
    Just?
[12:51] TAKUMI
    Just thinking this room looked
    awfully simple for a Wido princess.
[12:57] NAOSUKE
    I agree.
[12:59] NAOSUKE
    There was no need for her
    to live here in the first place.
[13:02] NAOSUKE
    Evicting the residents
    and demolishing the building
[13:05] NAOSUKE
    would have made looking
    for the key much easier.
[13:09] TAKUMI
    Hey! Spare a thought for how the
    residents themselves would feel.
[13:13] TAKUMI
    A lot of them have nowhere else to go.
[13:20] TAKUMI
    What?
[13:21] NAOSUKE
    Nah.
[13:22] TAKUMI
    Out with it.
[13:23] NAOSUKE
    It's nothing.
[13:24] TAKUMI
    Ren-kun! You're right! Naosuke's no dog—
[13:28] NAOSUKE
    Okay, okay! Fine!
[13:31] NAOSUKE
    It's just, you said the same thing as Mira.
[13:35] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[13:36] (Flashback) MIRA
    We need to consider how the
    residents themselves would feel.
[13:40] (Flashback) MIRA
    Astro Lodge is the only place
    a lot of them can call home.
[13:45] (Flashback) MIRA
    I don't think we have the right
    to ruin their lives here.
[13:52] SHOKICHI
    I wanted to close the shutters
    because it seems a typhoon's on the way,
[13:57] SHOKICHI
    but they just wouldn't budge.
[13:59] MIRA
    I-I can fix this!
[14:02] MIRA
    Maybe something's stuck in there.
[14:04] MIRA
    Do you have a thin stick of some kind?
[14:07] SHOKICHI
    How about this?
[14:10] NAOSUKE
    What are they doing?
[14:12] SHOKICHI
    Oh, dear. The rain's coming in.
[14:19] NAOSUKE
    Is that...
[14:21] TAKUMI
    Mira-san!
[14:30] TOMIHIRO
    What's the matter?
[14:33] MIRA
    Oh, uh, don't worry about it!
[14:38] SHOKICHI
    Huh? What just happened?
[14:44] NAOSUKE
    Search the first floor.
[14:45] TAKUMI
    Roger.
[15:03] MIRA
    What's wrong?
[15:11] TAKUMI
    Hey, it was a squid!
[15:13] NAOSUKE
    No, a Planet Hub spy.
[15:17] NAOSUKE
    I forgot I brought this.
[15:19] MIRA
    What is that?
[15:20] NAOSUKE
    A device used to out spies back on Planet Wid.
[15:24] NAOSUKE
    They react to this light.
[15:29] MIRA
    We've lost power.
    I'll go flip the breaker back on.
[15:35] NAOSUKE
    I'll find the spy.
[15:37] NAOSUKE
    In the meantime, you keep Mira safe.
[15:40] NAOSUKE
    Don't leave her alone for a second.
[15:42] TAKUMI
    Gotcha.
[15:49] MIRA
    Huh?
[15:50] TAKUMI
    Did that not work?
[15:51] MIRA
    It didn't...
[15:52] TAKUMI
    Maybe this whole area's facing a blackout.
[16:02] TERUKO
    Yummy!
[16:05] MIRA
    What are you doing?
[16:10] TAKUMI
    Hey! That's the green sea urchin
    we got recently!
[16:13] TAKUMI
    Who said you could eat it?!
[16:15] TERUKO
    We're doing it a favor!
[16:17] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[16:17] TERUKO
    The power's out, right?
[16:19] TERUKO
    Everything in the fridge will spoil.
[16:22] TERUKO
    We're doing it the favor
    of eating it before it does.
[16:25] TOMIHIRO
    We're fighting food wastage here!
[16:28] SHOKICHI
    Do you want some, Mira-chan?
[16:30] MIRA
    May I? That looks amazing.
[16:32] TERUKO
    There's only one thing to do on
    stormy days, and that's to drink it up.
[16:37] TAKUMI
    I very much disagree.
[16:41] TAKUMI
    But if you're going to eat it anyway,
    eat it in style.
[16:47] MIRA
    Wow, so pretty!
[16:49] TAKUMI
    Help yourselves.
[16:50] ALL
    Let's eat!
[16:55] MIRA
    Delicious!
[16:58] AOI
    That looks yummy.
[17:00] TERUKO
    Way to startle me. Can you
    please not sneak in like a ninja?
[17:04] AOI
    May I have some too?
[17:06] TAKUMI
    Of course.
[17:07] TOMIHIRO
    Huh? Where'd Ren go?
[17:10] TOMIHIRO
    Hey, Ren! We've got sushi! Ren!
[17:13] AOI
    Thank you.
[17:23] TERUKO
    Say, how old are you, Aoi-chan?
[17:27] TERUKO
    Can you legally drink? How about you join us?
[17:30] TAKUMI
    Matsubara-san.
[17:32] TAKUMI
    Nowadays, it's considered problematic
    to pressure younger people into drinking.
[17:36] TERUKO
    What? I'm the same age
    as Aoi-chan! Terurunrun!
[17:41] TAKUMI
    Are you, now?
[17:42] AOI
    I can drink umeshu a little.
[17:44] MIRA
    Oh, we have some amazing umeshu.
[17:48] MIRA
    Let me go get it.
[17:49] TAKUMI
    Oh, I'll go with you.
[17:53] MIRA
    I would've been fine by myself.
[17:55] TAKUMI
    Naosuke asked me to keep
    you safe from Hubbies.
SIGN    May 1948
SIGN    May 1950
SIGN    June 1955
[18:12] MIRA
    Did you panic, Miyasaka-san?
[18:15] TAKUMI
    Panic?
[18:17] MIRA
    I was told never to reveal our identities
    because it would make Earthlings panic.
[18:25] TAKUMI
    Oh, right, that.
[18:28] TAKUMI
    It's true that it did freak me out at first.
SIGN    May 1950
[18:32] TAKUMI
    But before finding out you were a Wido,
    I thought you were English.
[18:38] TAKUMI
    And I figured this was just one step further.
[18:42] TAKUMI
    Besides...
[18:43] TAKUMI
    You're an ordinary girl in my eyes.
[18:47] MIRA
    Ordinary?
[18:49] TAKUMI
    Yes, a perfectly ordinary girl.
[18:51] TAKUMI
    So I chose to believe in what I saw of you instead.
[18:56] TAKUMI
    I'll carry the umeshu.
[18:58] TAKUMI
    Ow!
[19:00] MIRA
    Are you okay?
[19:01] TAKUMI
    I-I'm fine...
[19:10] MIRA
    Are you okay?
[19:11] TAKUMI
    Y-Yeah...
[19:18] MIRA
    Are you okay?
[19:20] TAKUMI
    The wasabi...
[19:28] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[19:29] TAKUMI
    Maybe it's not Mira-san being targeted...
[19:32] MIRA
    Are you okay?
[19:34] TAKUMI
    Maybe it's me!
[19:35] TERUKO
    Terurun, Terurun, Terurunrun!
[19:39] TERUKO
    Drink up!
[19:41] MIRA
    What's up, Naosuke?
[19:53] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[19:56] MIRA
    Is Aoi-chan the spy?!
[19:58] TOMIHIRO
    What's this? Do you glow instead of
    getting flushed when you drink, Aoi-chan?
[20:03] TERUKO
    Whoa, she really is!
[20:09] AOI
    A man like you,
[20:11] AOI
    who toys with people's hearts...
    must not be left alive!
[20:18] AOI
    How do you not remember me?
    How cruel can you be?!
[20:21] TAKUMI
    What do you mean, remember you?
[20:22] AOI
    Yeah, yeah, I know I'm
    nothing but background noise!
[20:26] AOI
    Damn it all!
[20:29] TERUKO
    Wow, Aoi-chan's a master of the drunken fist!
[20:34] MIRA
    Are you okay, Aoi-chan?
[20:36] AOI
    I... hate you so much!
[20:42] NAOSUKE
    Mira!
[20:44] NAOSUKE
    She's been possessed by a Hubby! Suck it out!
[20:47] NAOSUKE
    Get to it!
[21:28] MIRA
    Are you okay?!
[21:33] AOI
    What was I...
[21:36] NAOSUKE
    Thankfully, Aoi-chan had no recollection
    of the time she spent possessed,
[21:42] NAOSUKE
    and the other residents of Astro Note
    were too drunk to remember.
[21:51] NAOSUKE
    The storm passed...
[21:55] MIRA
    Good morning.
[21:57] TAKUMI
    Good morning.
[21:59] AOI
    G... Good morning.
[22:03] TAKUMI
    M-Morning.
[22:10] NAOSUKE
    ...I hope.
SIGN    Aoi, who blanked out after drinking,
SIGN    apparently shared a kiss with Takumi...
SIGN    Takumi finally remembers who she is.
SIGN    What will become of Takumi and Aoi?!
SIGN    What will become of Takumi and Aoi?!