E4 - Episode 4

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[00:00] NAOSUKE
    Are you kidding me?!
SIGN    Astro Note
[01:51] TAKUMI
    She's a widow.
[01:53] TAKUMI
    And I hear some man in her room talking to her.
[01:56] TAKUMI
    She hides when some hubby shows up,
[01:59] TAKUMI
    and now some self-proclaimed fiancé
    appears out of nowhere.
[02:03] TAKUMI
    Mira-san...
[02:04] TAKUMI
    Listing off just the facts I know
    clearly makes her seem like...
[02:10] (Flashback) TERUKO
    Human trash.
[02:11] TAKUMI
    But why am I spending so much time
    agonizing over such "trash"?
[02:17] TAKUMI
    Mira-san.
[02:19] TAKUMI
    Mira-san...
[02:21] TAKUMI
    Mira-san!
[02:34] TAKUMI
    What is this?
[02:36] MIRA
    You know how people's breakfasts
    have been going missing?
[02:40] MIRA
    If it really was Naosuke's doing,
    I had to make things right.
[02:44] MIRA
    So I set up a camera
    to monitor the dining room,
[02:47] MIRA
    which captured this... thing.
[02:51] MIRA
    What do you think it is?
[02:55] TAKUMI
    A ghost?
[02:56] MIRA
    You think so too?
[02:57] TAKUMI
    Well, I don't know about that,
    but they're definitely dangerous.
[03:03] MIRA
    What should I do?
[03:05] TAKUMI
    The obvious move is to call the police,
[03:08] TAKUMI
    but if it really turns out
    to be a ghost, then...
[03:11] MIRA
    What then?
[03:12] TAKUMI
    People will say Astro Lodge is haunted,
    which will destroy its rep.
[03:17] MIRA
    Oh, no...
[03:20] TAKUMI
    Hey, wait. Is Mira-san turning
    to me for help right now?
[03:26] TAKUMI
    Have you told the others about this?
[03:29] MIRA
    Not yet.
[03:30] TAKUMI
    Not even your fiancé?
[03:31] MIRA
    Shoin's not my fiancé.
[03:34] MIRA
    Also, this has nothing to do with him.
[03:39] TAKUMI
    Let's go!
[03:40] TAKUMI
    Let me handle this, Mira-san.
[03:43] TAKUMI
    They may be a ghost, they may be dangerous...
[03:45] TAKUMI
    But that breakfast thief is gonna pay.
[03:47] TAKUMI
    I'll catch them and make sure of it!
[03:54] TAKUMI
    See you tomorrow morning.
[03:56] MIRA
    Yeah. Good luck.
[04:01] TAKUMI
    Mira-san's counting on me!
    Me, and nobody else!
[04:10] NAOSUKE
    Why him, of all people?
[04:12] NAOSUKE
    Even among the mammals, he's awfully weak.
[04:16] MIRA
    I mean, he's the one making those breakfasts.
[04:20] NAOSUKE
    I don't know...
[04:23] NAOSUKE
    if he can handle it.
[04:24] MIRA
    He said he had a plan.
[04:27] NAOSUKE
    Yeah, but he's a moron.
[04:28] MIRA
    You meanie. How about
    you catch the thief, then?
[04:33] NAOSUKE
    Are they really a thief, though?
[04:35] MIRA
    Huh? Wait, do you think it's a ghost, too?
[04:38] NAOSUKE
    O-Of course not! Don't be ridiculous!
SIGN    The True Horror Stories Series
    Paranormal Phenomena
[04:49] NAOSUKE
    G-Gho...
[05:13] TAKUMI
    They always make their move before
    or after breakfast time, never during.
[05:18] TAKUMI
    I'll lure them out with this aroma
    and catch them in the act.
[05:21] MIRA
    What is that?
[05:22] TAKUMI
    Soup curry.
[05:24] MIRA
    Soup curry?
[05:25] TAKUMI
    I've packed it full of veggies—
    carrot, potato, eggplant, okra—
[05:28] TAKUMI
    and used lots of tomato in the soup
    to make it mild enough for breakfast.
[05:33] MIRA
    Wow, that sounds delicious!
[05:35] TAKUMI
    Ow!
[05:38] MIRA
    Th-The bowl's filled to the brim
    with that soup, huh?
[05:41] TAKUMI
    Oho! You've got a keen eye.
[05:44] TAKUMI
    The soup curry's aroma
    will lure the thief here.
[05:48] TAKUMI
    And it looks delicious.
[05:50] TAKUMI
    The thief will try to take it away,
    but it's piping hot and filled to the brim.
[05:54] TAKUMI
    They won't be able to grab it
    and run like before.
[05:57] TAKUMI
    That's when we jump out and capture them!
[06:01] TAKUMI
    There's a chance they'll try
    to escape with it anyway.
[06:05] TAKUMI
    But rest assured.
[06:07] TAKUMI
    Could anyone run away with that bowl
    without spilling the soup at all?
[06:12] TAKUMI
    Nay! It is impossible, I say!
[06:14] TAKUMI
    As long as we follow the soup trail,
    we'll find the thief for sure!
[06:20] MIRA
    Is that your plan?
[06:22] TAKUMI
    Sure is!
    Let's make sure we catch them!
[06:24] MIRA
    R-Right.
[06:26] TAKUMI
    Shh. They're here.
[06:35] TAKUMI
    Now!
[06:44] MIRA
    They're gone.
[06:45] TAKUMI
    I-It's okay. Let's just follow the trail.
[06:50] TAKUMI
    Huh? No way.
[06:53] TAKUMI
    Not a single drop?!
[06:55] MIRA
    The soup curry's gone without a trace.
[06:58] TAKUMI
    Could it be?
[07:00] TERUKO
    Mornin'.
[07:01] MIRA
    Is it really a ghost?
[07:03] TERUKO
    What're you talking about?
[07:04] TAKUMI
    Oh, but they did get burned, right?
[07:07] TAKUMI
    They went, like, "Hot, hot!"
[07:09] TAKUMI
    What kind of ghost does that?
[07:11] TERUKO
    Seriously, what is this about?
[07:16] MIRA
    Naosuke? What's wrong?
[07:20] TAKUMI
    I think Naosuke caught a scent!
[07:22] TAKUMI
    Nice job, police dog Naosuke! This way?
[07:27] TERUKO
    Someone fill me in.
[07:34] TAKUMI
    In here?
[07:38] TAKUMI
    In here?
[07:41] MIRA
    This must be it.
[07:48] TERUKO
    What?!
[07:54] TERUKO
    Wait, are you seriously going?
[08:01] TERUKO
    What even is this place?
[08:02] TOMIHIRO
    How creepy.
[08:03] TAKUMI
    Whoa! That scared me!
[08:05] TERUKO
    Wakabayashi-san? When did you get here?
[08:07] TOMIHIRO
    Why is it so cold in here?
[08:09] TOMIHIRO
    I'm getting the chills.
    We're definitely going to see one.
[08:12] TERUKO
    See what?
[08:14] TOMIHIRO
    A ghost, that's what.
[08:16] TOMIHIRO
    Believe it or not, I have a sixth sense
    that lets me see dead people.
[08:20] TERUKO
    Oh, please.
[08:23] TOMIHIRO
    You've been possessed
    by a ghost, Miyasaka-kun!
[08:26] TOMIHIRO
    Let me exorcise it for you.
[08:30] TOMIHIRO
    I'll do it at a special neighbors'
    discount—only 10,000 yen!
[08:34] TAKUMI
    Please drop the scam artist act.
[08:42] MIRA
    Dead end.
[08:47] MIRA
    There's something here.
[08:48] TAKUMI
    What?
[08:51] TERUKO
    What is that noise?
[08:53] TOMIHIRO
    It's a ghost, like I said.
[08:54] TAKUMI
    Seriously, knock it off.
[09:09] AOI
    Ow, hot.
[09:20] MIRA
    Who are you?
[09:23] AOI
    I'm Kamimachi Aoi.
[09:25] MIRA
    What are you doing here?
[09:27] AOI
    I live here.
[09:29] ALL
    Huh?
[09:30] TAKUMI
    Wait, is this...
[09:38] TERUKO
    There was a room here?
[09:44] MIRA
    So you live in Room 7?
[09:49] TOMIHIRO
    Since when?
[09:51] TERUKO
    Don't tell me you were here before me.
[09:55] MIRA
    Were you here before I took over?
[09:59] TERUKO
    Did you know about this, Wakabayashi-san?
[10:02] TOMIHIRO
    Not a clue.
[10:02] SHOKICHI
    Oh, Aoi-chan. Long time no see.
[10:05] MIRA
    You know her, Shokichi-san?
[10:08] SHOKICHI
    Yeah, I met her when Tasuke-san
    brought her here.
[10:11] TERUKO
    Oh, Tasuke-san did?
[10:13] TERUKO
    Here I thought she was just squatting.
[10:17] SHOKICHI
    Yeah, right.
[10:20] TOMIHIRO
    Well, Tasuke-san was prone
    to this sort of thing.
[10:23] MIRA
    Uh, so what's the meaning of this?
[10:26] MIRA
    Tasuke-san was the previous landlord, right?
[10:28] SHOKICHI
    Yeah, and he was the sort of man
    who couldn't ignore someone in need.
[10:35] TERUKO
    Including us.
[10:36] TERUKO
    He helped us out and gave us a place to live.
[10:39] TOMIHIRO
    If it weren't for him,
[10:41] TOMIHIRO
    my son and I would be dead in a ditch by now.
[10:44] SHOKICHI
    Aoi-chan is just a little bit shy, you see.
[10:49] SHOKICHI
    So Tasuke-san modified Room 7 to be
    accessible without running into people.
[10:56] SHOKICHI
    Right?
[10:59] MIRA
    So you were taking the breakfasts because...
[11:03] AOI
    ...breakfast is the foundation of life.
SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[11:06] MIRA
    Huh?
[11:08] AOI
    That's what Tasuke-san always said.
[11:10] AOI
    I didn't realize most of you
    didn't even know I was here.
[11:15] AOI
    I just thought you were leaving food
    out for me as an act of kindness.
[11:19] TOMIHIRO
    Sorry! I eat breakfast late,
    as the unemployed are wont to do.
[11:25] TERUKO
    I'm not sure that's a thing.
[11:28] MIRA
    This would never have happened
    if I'd checked up on all the details.
[11:33] MIRA
    I apologize.
[11:36] TAKUMI
    But how did you manage to carry
    that brimming bowl of soup curry?
[11:41] AOI
    On a tray.
[11:42] TAKUMI
    Still, it'd take some skill
    to not spill a single drop of it.
[11:46] AOI
    I used to be a waitress.
[11:49] TAKUMI
    Huh... You must've been great at your job.
[11:53] MIRA
    May I ask something?
    Where was Tasuke-san from?
[11:56] TERUKO
    Like, his hometown?
[11:58] TERUKO
    Aomori, I think.
[12:00] TERUKO
    He once shared some apples with me,
    saying his relatives sent him a package.
[12:04] TOMIHIRO
    Wait, not Kagoshima?
[12:06] TOMIHIRO
    I feel like he told me he had the same
    hometown as Saigo Takamori.
[12:09] SHOKICHI
    He was a mysterious man who
    never revealed much about himself.
[12:19] REN
    I'm home.
[12:20] TOMIHIRO
    Welcome back, Ren. Let me introduce you.
[12:23] TOMIHIRO
    This is Room 7's...
[12:25] TOMIHIRO
    Huh?
[12:26] TOMIHIRO
    She's gone.
[12:27] TERUKO
    Uh, no. I'm pretty sure
    she's right there in Room 7.
[12:34] SHOIN
    Wow, you had another resident?
[12:37] MIRA
    Yeah. That building is full of mysteries.
[12:40] MIRA
    It might have more doors and hallways
    that aren't on the plans.
[12:43] MIRA
    I wonder how Tasuke-san
    built that hidden hallway.
[12:48] MIRA
    I asked the residents about him,
    but it didn't help much.
[12:52] MIRA
    I can't even tell if he was
    an Earthling or a Wido.
SIGN    Nishi-Taishido Law Offices
[12:57] SHOIN
    Is this where we'll find Tasuke-san's lawyer?
[13:01] MIRA
    Yeah. Thanks, I'll be fine by myself.
[13:05] SHOIN
    Oh, no. I can't let Your Highness handle
    a matter of planetary importance all alone.
[13:10] MIRA
    Onward ho, then.
[13:13] KAORI
    I'm sorry. I'm afraid I know nothing
    about Shimotakaido Tasuke-san.
[13:19] MIRA
    Is that so...
[13:23] MIRA
    Sorry to bother you when you're so busy.
[13:27] KAORI
    Sunny-side up.
[13:29] MIRA
    What?
[13:30] KAORI
    And I loved the rice with tofu and seaweed.
[13:34] KAORI
    You see, I used to live there back
    when it was still called Asunaro Lodge.
[13:39] MIRA
    Really?
[13:40] KAORI
    Let me tell you a story about myself.
[13:44] KAORI
    A long time ago, when I was
    studying for the bar exam,
[13:47] KAORI
    Asunaro Lodge's breakfasts gave me
    the strength to keep going.
[13:51] KAORI
    I owe Tasuke-san a great debt of gratitude.
[13:54] KAORI
    He once said that if he were to die
[13:57] KAORI
    and someone came along
    asking to buy Asunaro Lodge,
[14:01] KAORI
    I was to avoid selling it
    while it still had tenants.
[14:05] KAORI
    But if a lady showed up with this crest,
[14:10] KAORI
    he wanted me to hand over
    all rights to the lodge to her.
[14:16] SHOIN
    Is that...
[14:17] KAORI
    I doubted if such a lady would
    ever come, but then one day...
[14:23] KAORI
    There you were! I couldn't believe my eyes!
[14:30] KAORI
    The end.
[14:32] SHOIN
    That settles it.
    Shimotakaido Tasuke was a Wido.
[14:36] SHOIN
    He must've spent his days on Earth
    waiting for us to come pick him up.
[14:39] MIRA
    But how did he come all the way to Earth?
[14:43] MIRA
    A Wido...
[14:44] OBACHAN
    My! Ohoho!
[14:45] MIRA
    We can't talk about it here, so let's go
    somewhere we can get some privacy.
[14:49] OBACHAN
    Aww, caught red-faced!
[14:52] MIRA
    I'm back.
[14:54] MIRA
    What's the matter?
[14:56] TOMIHIRO
    We thought we'd throw
    a welcoming party for Aoi-chan.
[14:59] TERUKO
    We never got to before, and it's
    the perfect excuse to hit the booze.
[15:05] MIRA
    We're about to hold a welcoming party for you.
[15:08] MIRA
    If you don't mind, would you like to join us?
[15:15] TOMIHIRO
    Should we try going in?
[15:17] MIRA
    Can we?
[15:19] TERUKO
    Huh? It's locked.
[15:21] TOMIHIRO
    Our foe is quite steadfast.
[15:23] MIRA
    She isn't our foe.
[15:25] TERUKO
    Let's party in Miyasaka-kun's room, then.
[15:27] TAKUMI
    What? Why?!
[15:29] TERUKO
    She might show up
    if she hears us enjoying ourselves.
[15:31] TERUKO
    Like Amaterasu from the Amano-Iwato cave.
[15:33] TAKUMI
    Okay, but why my room?
[15:35] TOMIHIRO
    It'd be nice to drink
    somewhere new for a change.
[15:39] TAKUMI
    Why can't we go to Matsubara-san's room?
[15:41] TAKUMI
    Ow!
[15:42] TERUKO
    Do you really think you can get access
    to an idol's room that easily?
[15:45] TOMIHIRO
    We'll be waiting, Aoi-chan!
[15:48] TERUKO
    Your key, Miyasaka-kun.
[15:50] TAKUMI
    Why is this happening to me?
[15:53] ALL
    Cheers!
[16:00] TERUKO
    Come on, drink up!
[16:07] SHOKICHI
    What are you doing, Ren?
[16:09] REN
    I'm the only one who hasn't seen her.
[16:11] SHOKICHI
    Staring at her door isn't going to make her
    any more willing to come out.
[16:16] SHOKICHI
    Come over here.
[16:21] TAKUMI
    Hey, don't touch my stuff.
[16:24] TERUKO
    Where're your porn mags, dude?
[16:26] TAKUMI
    I don't have any. And porn mags?
[16:29] TAKUMI
    Are you really 23?
[16:33] TOMIHIRO
    What is this?
[16:35] TOMIHIRO
    "Battle of the Chefs Winner"?
[16:38] TAKUMI
    Oh, that was when I was
    a cook back at the hotel.
[16:41] TAKUMI
    I won a competition for
    young-and-upcoming chefs.
[16:45] MIRA
    Wow, that's awesome!
[16:47] TERUKO
    Is it real?
[16:48] TERUKO
    I don't see your name on it.
[16:50] TERUKO
    You probably got it to fool any girls
    who step into your room.
[16:53] TAKUMI
    What are you talking about?
[16:54] TOMIHIRO
    My, what might this be?
[16:56] TERUKO
    I got it when I won a competition.
[16:58] TOMIHIRO
    Wow, that's so cool!
[17:00] TERUKOTOMIHIRO
    Is that your game?
[17:01] TAKUMI
    It's not like that!
[17:04] TAKUMI
    Where'd I put it?
[17:06] TAKUMI
    Found it!
[17:08] TAKUMI
    This is me.
[17:10] TOMIHIRO
    It is, too.
[17:11] TERUKO
    You didn't shop this, did you?
[17:13] TAKUMI
    Why would I?!
[17:15] TAKUMI
    Anyway, it's not a big deal
    because it was only for rookie chefs,
[17:20] TAKUMI
    but I was the youngest to ever win it.
[17:26] TAKUMI
    What's wrong?
[17:28] MIRA
    Oh, sorry for going through your stuff.
[17:31] TAKUMI
    Ah, that's the movie we were going to watch.
[17:35] MIRA
    I knew it.
[17:37] MIRA
    It looks like fun.
[17:49] SPESSGORL
    I will defend the universe with my fists!
[17:52] SPESSGORL
    My love goes Big Bang!
[18:08] MIRA
    That was great.
[18:10] TAKUMI
    They're showing Space Girl 2 
    in cinemas right now.
[18:13] MIRA
    Wow, I'd like to see that too.
[18:15] TAKUMI
    Shall we go, then?
[18:16] MIRA
    I'd love to!
[18:18] TAKUMI
    Mira-san, Mira-san...
[18:20] TAKUMI
    Mira-san!
SIGN    35th Annual Battle of the Chefs Results Announced!
    Miyasaka Takumi Becomes Youngest Ever to Win Grand Prize!
SIGN    Space Girl 2
SIGN    Space Girl 2
[18:55] MIRA
    What was that breakfast dish they were
    eating in the middle of the movie?
[19:03] TAKUMI
    Eggs Benedict, I think.
[19:06] MIRA
    Eggs Benedict... It looked really delicious.
[19:10] TAKUMI
    Shall I make it for you sometime?
[19:12] MIRA
    Would you really?!
[19:13] TAKUMI
    Of course.
[19:14] MIRA
    Yay!
[19:16] MIRA
    You know...
[19:18] MIRA
    I love the breakfasts you make
    more than anything in the universe.
SIGN    Heat before you eat
SIGN    Miyasaka
[20:00] (Flashback) MIRA
    I love the breakfasts you make
    more than anything in the universe.
[20:07] (Flashback) MIRA
    I love the breakfasts you make
    more than anything in the universe.
[20:14] (Flashback) MIRA
    I love the breakfasts you make
    more than anything in the universe!
[20:20] (Flashback) MIRA
    I love you more than anything in the universe.
[20:33] OBACHAN
    Dearie me, someone's in a good mood.
[20:37] OBACHAN
    What's the good news? Did you win the lottery?
[20:41] TAKUMI
    Oh, no.
[20:43] OBACHAN
    Speaking of which,
    Yamada-san over in 4-chome
[20:46] OBACHAN
    won a million yen in the Year-End
    Jumbo Lottery last year.
[20:50] TAKUMI
    Crap! I got dragged into the
    old bat's nonsense again!
[20:50] OBACHAN
    He's keeping it a secret from his wife.
    They're on the verge of divorce.
[20:54] OBACHAN
    Must be so hard.
[20:56] OBACHAN
    What, you bought some leek?
[20:58] OBACHAN
    Speaking of leek...
[20:59] TAKUMI
    Huh, what are the odds?
[21:02] TAKUMI
    Oh, no. Looks like it's about to rain.
[21:05] TAKUMI
    My laundry's in danger. I should hurry.
[21:09] OBACHAN
    Before you go, what's this I hear
    about Mira-chan having a fiancé?
[21:13] TAKUMI
    He's not her fiancé, just her childhood friend.
[21:18] OBACHAN
    Oh, listen to yourself.
[21:20] OBACHAN
    I saw them going in together, you know.
[21:25] TAKUMI
    Going in where?
[21:26] OBACHAN
    A love hotel.
[21:29] OBACHAN
    That new one on the outskirts.
[21:33] OBACHAN
    And not just once or twice.
[21:36] OBACHAN
    Last week, it was pretty much
    every day around this time.
[21:41] OBACHAN
    A love hotel, in broad daylight!
[21:45] OBACHAN
    Must be nice to be young.
[21:47] OBACHAN
    Sweet rendezvous in the suite! Hah!
[21:54] TAKUMI
    What am I even doing?
SIGN    The ghost is really Kamimachi Aoi from Room 7.
SIGN    Is... Is Aoi in love with Takumi?
SIGN    Takumi, meanwhile, is in mourning after the love hotel scene.
SIGN    For some reason, he starts drying a whole bunch of squid...