E12 - Episode 12 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Astro Note [00:19] TAKUMI     What is your goal, Hubby? [00:23] EMPEROR     Now that the key is found, I have it all. [00:26] EMPEROR     Planet Wid's future queen, Mira Gotokuji. [00:31] EMPEROR     My fleet will now commence     an all-out attack on Earth. [00:35] EMPEROR     If you want to prevent that... [00:39] EMPEROR     you must agree to wed! [00:40] TAKUMI     Wed? Wed who? [00:43] EMPEROR     Me. [00:44] EMPEROR     You must marry me! [00:48] EMPEROR     I have obtained both the key and my bride! [00:51] EMPEROR     I've been waiting for this ever since     I heard the princess was looking for the key. [00:56] EMPEROR     Now Planet Wid is mine! [00:56] TAKUMI     Do you know him? [00:58] MIRA     I've never met him before. [00:58] EMPEROR     And I have always dreamed of marrying a Wido! [01:00] TAKUMI     He's nuts. [01:04] EMPEROR     Let me hear your answer, Mira Gotokuji! [01:07] MIRA     I must refuse. [01:09] EMPEROR     The key? [01:10] MIRA     I'm not handing it over! [01:11] EMPEROR     And marriage... [01:12] MIRA     Why would I ever marry you?! [01:19] TAKUMI     What the heck was that? [01:21] NAOSUKE     Bad news, Mira. [01:23] NAOSUKE     The Hubby fleet in orbit     has begun its descent. [01:26] MIRA     What?! [01:27] NAOSUKE     This is an old model, but it's the same type     of unit as the Imperial Guardian. [01:31] NAOSUKE     You can pilot it, right? [01:33] MIRA     I've only ever done it in simulators before. [01:35] NAOSUKE     Good enough. [01:37] MIRA     Roger. [01:37] NAOSUKE     Miyasaka Takumi. Join Mira and fight. [01:40] TAKUMI     Huh? [01:40] MIRA     Igniting the main engine. [01:42] MIRA     Activating the ship's gravity control system. [01:44] MIRA     All hands, prepare for impact. [01:48] NAOSUKE     I wish you luck. [01:49] MIRA     Here we go, Miyasaka-san. [01:51] TAKUMI     Go where? [01:52] MIRA     We'll fight off the Hubby fleet. [01:55] MIRA     Astro Lodge, take off! [02:04] KUJIRA     What the hell is that?! [02:19] EMPEROR     My hands are tied!     Now I really have to destroy Earth! [02:25] EMPEROR     What's that? [02:28] EMPEROR     Guh! Fire, fire! [02:31] MIRA     Ready intercepting fire. [02:32] TAKUMI     Huh? What do I do? [02:33] MIRA     Stay calm. On my signal... [02:36] MIRA     Fire! [02:49] TAKUMI     We're surrounded. [03:04] TAKUMI     They got us. [03:09] EMPEROR     I'll give you one last chance. [03:13] EMPEROR     Hand over the key and marry me. [03:17] SHOIN     Hold it right there! [03:19] TAKUMI     Wh-What the? [03:21] MIRA     Shoin? [03:21] TAKUMI     The love hotel was a spaceship, too?!     It didn't even transform! [03:26] SHOIN     I'll save you now, Mira! [03:30] EMPEROR     What? [03:32] SHOIN     This isn't what we agreed on, Your Excellency. [03:35] SHOIN     You said that once you got the key     and took over Planet Wid, [03:39] SHOIN     you would have Mira marry me! [03:44] EMPEROR     The next queen of Planet Wid, [03:46] EMPEROR     marrying a Hubby spy like you,     who's all looks and nothing else? [03:50] EMPEROR     The people would never allow it! [03:52] SHOIN     You tricked me?! [03:53] MIRA     What's the meaning of this, Shoin? [03:55] SHOIN     I care for you more than anyone else.     Please come back to Planet Wid with me! [04:00] EMPEROR     Marry me, and you'll want for nothing! [04:04] EMPEROR     And I promise to bring peace     and prosperity to the planet of Wid. [04:08] EMPEROR     You won't have to do any administrative work. [04:11] EMPEROR     You'll live a wonderful life,     doing as you please with your time. [04:14] MIRA     You can't have the key,     and you certainly can't have me! [04:17] EMPEROR     Think about it... [04:18] MIRA     Too clingy! [04:18] EMPEROR     Eek! [04:19] MIRA     My heart already belongs to another! [04:25] TAKUMI     I love you with all my heart, too! [04:32] TAKUMI     Mira-san... [04:33] MIRA     Miyasaka-san... [04:34] SHOIN     Nooo! [04:36] SHOIN     Why him?! [04:38] SHOIN     I've loved you for ever and ever and ever! [04:44] EMPEROR     Quiet, you! [04:53] TERUKO     Yikes, the love hotel just did a big bang. [04:56] SHOKICHI     So Mira-san wasn't really English. [05:00] SHOKICHI     Her being an alien kind of     makes more sense to me. [05:04] TOMIHIRO     They're currently fighting Hubbies, was it? [05:07] TERUKO     Seems so. [05:08] TOMIHIRO     Given that they're firing missiles at us,     I don't think we can be friends. [05:12] TERUKO     Me neither. [05:13] NAOSUKE     You two! Keep it down! [05:15] TERUKOTOMIHIRO     Yes, sir. [05:17] TERUKO     Personally, the talking dog's     the real star of the show here. [05:21] AOI     Octo-san... [05:24] TOMIHIRO     Hey! SIGN    Wakabayashi Tomihiro SIGN    Mobile SIGN    Swipe up to answer [05:31] TAKUMI     Wakabayashi-san? [05:33] TAKUMI     What's the matter? [05:36] TAKUMI     Is this really the time? Do whatever you want! [05:41] MIRA     What did Wakabayashi-san say? [05:43] MIRA     That was him, right? [05:44] TAKUMI     Oh, we'd planned a farewell party     for you tonight. [05:48] MIRA     A farewell... [05:49] TAKUMI     I'd prepped a meal for it, and he asked     if they could cook and eat it all. [05:54] TAKUMI     Just how free-spirited can they be? [05:59] TERUKO     Never thought I'd get to drink beer in space. [06:03] SHOKICHI     Glad I lived to see the day! [06:05] TOMIHIRO     I heated up the dumpling soup. [06:08] NAOSUKE     You guys... SIGN    Unemployed Chef SIGN    Mobile [06:13] TOMIHIRO     Hello? [06:14] TAKUMI     Please leave some dumpling soup and bream rice! [06:24] MIRA     I am Mira Gotokuji, next in line     for the Planet Wid throne. [06:28] MIRA     Return to your homeland alive     or be reduced to space dust. [06:33] MIRA     Make your choice. [06:34] EMPEROR     Damn it! Why? [06:36] EMPEROR     First Adara, now you. Why won't you marry me? [06:41] MIRA     Mother? [06:42] EMPEROR     I courted Adara first. [06:45] EMPEROR     But she... [06:48] (Flashback) EMPEROR     Why, Adara? [06:50] (Flashback) EMPEROR     Marry me, and Planet Wid will know peace. [06:52] (Flashback) EMPEROR     You'll want for nothing and be able to do     as you please for the rest of your life. [06:56] (Flashback) ADARA     Yeah, well, I still don't like it! [07:00] (Flashback) EMPEROR     Adara! [07:02] (Flashback) ADARA     You're too clingy! [07:09] TAKUMI     I can't believe you'd propose to     her daughter after all that! [07:13] EMPEROR     I simply wish to wed a Wido. [07:16] MIRA     Why a Wido, though? [07:18] EMPEROR     Isn't it obvious? [07:20] EMPEROR     I want to have a bunch of     beautiful, talented kids. [07:24] EMPEROR     It's not too late. [07:26] EMPEROR     Marry me and have my sons! [07:52] TAKUMI     Huh? [07:56] TAKUMI     Was it all a dream? [08:00] TAKUMI     Good morning. [08:02] MIRA     Good morning. [08:05] TAKUMI     Uh, I had a weird dream. [08:09] TAKUMI     Astro Lodge turned into a robot     to fight off enemies. [08:13] MIRA     We won. [08:14] TAKUMI     Huh? [08:15] MIRA     It wasn't a dream. [08:16] MIRA     Astro Lodge is the robot my mother used [08:20] MIRA     to come to Earth in order to     escape a political marriage. [08:25] TAKUMI     Let's eat. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Today's Menu     - Bream Rice     - Dumpling Soup SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life [08:28] MIRA     The dumpling soup is so good. [08:34] TAKUMI     Mira-san... [08:36] TAKUMI     Are you gonna go back to Planet Wid? [08:39] MIRA     Kusaya. [08:41] MIRA     Rice cracker soup. Turnip sushi. Shimotsukare. [08:45] MIRA     Echizen soba. Sata andagi.     Eel on rice. Hokkaido hotpot. [08:49] MIRA     Pufferfish sashimi. Borscht. Chkmeruli. [08:52] MIRA     Nata de coco. Fukuya's     curry nanban. And then... [08:56] MIRA     Ichigen Chinese's ramen and half-fried rice! [09:00] MIRA     And so many other foods I would love to try. [09:05] TAKUMI     You mean... [09:07] MIRA     I'm not going anywhere. [09:11] TAKUMI     Aw, heck yeah! [09:14] NAOSUKE     Mira! [09:15] NAOSUKE     What's the meaning of this? [09:16] TOMIHIRO     Calm down, Naosuke! [09:18] MIRA     You all! [09:19] REN     Miss Landlady! [09:19] REN     You're not moving? You're staying here? [09:22] MIRA     Yep. [09:23] REN     Hooray! [09:25] NAOSUKE     Did you forget who you are? [09:27] NAOSUKE     You are Planet Wid's... [09:28] MIRA     ...next in line for the throne. [09:30] MIRA     And you are tasked with     guarding me for my entire life. [09:34] MIRA     But today, I release you from your duty. [09:38] NAOSUKE     Wha?! [09:39] MIRA     And I... [09:42] MIRA     give up my right to the throne     as of this very moment. [09:44] NAOSUKE     No! This isn't right! [09:46] MIRA     Why not? [09:48] NAOSUKE     Nobody's going to accept this! [09:50] MIRA     Are the roles decided for us     at birth truly the right ones? [09:55] MIRA     Must they be upheld? [09:58] MIRA     When I was back on Planet Wid,     I didn't have anything I loved. [10:03] MIRA     I never even tried to find anything     I could fall in love with. SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life [10:06] MIRA     But I've found many such things here. [10:10] MIRA     And I'm sure I'll come     to love them even more. [10:17] MIRA     If I chose to go back there now,     I could never live with myself. [10:23] MIRA     I'm going to choose to live a life     that makes me happy. [10:26] MIRA     And I want you to live your life     freely as you please. [10:34] NAOSUKE     Yeesh. We should never have come to Earth. [10:38] NAOSUKE     Giving up your right to Wid's throne [10:40] NAOSUKE     to live as caretaker of a lodge on     a tiny planet in a little corner of space? [10:44] NAOSUKE     Her Majesty will cry. [10:45] MIRA     You think? I actually believe     Mother would understand. [10:49] NAOSUKE     You may be right there. [10:51] NAOSUKE     Knowing her, she might even     envy your newfound freedom. [10:58] TOMIHIRO     So, you're all going to     stay here as usual, right? [11:01] NAOSUKE     Nah, I'm leaving. [11:04] NAOSUKE     We don't want any other enemy planets     invading, so I'll take the key back to Wid. [11:09] NAOSUKE     That's the life I'm choosing for myself.     Is that all right with you? [11:14] MIRA     Yeah. [11:15] MIRA     Thanks, Naosuke. [11:17] TERUKO     Shucks. Just when I thought I could     make a killing off of a talking dog. [11:21] NAOSUKE     I am not a dog! [11:25] REN     I'm off! [11:26] TOMIHIRO     Whoa, whoa! Wait a second. [11:28] REN     What? [11:29] TOMIHIRO     You're going dressed like that? [11:30] REN     Yeah. [11:31] TOMIHIRO     You might want to reconsider. [11:32] REN     There are no rules that say     boys can't wear skirts. [11:36] REN     You heard what the landlady said. [11:37] REN     The things decided for us at birth     might not always be right. [11:41] TOMIHIRO     But still... [11:42] REN     Besides, Haruto-kun's     already seen me like this. [11:46] REN     I don't wanna lie to him about it. [11:49] REN     I like dressing this way. [11:52] REN     I'm gonna live the way I like, too. [11:55] TOMIHIRO     Ren. [11:57] REN     We went into outer space, you know? [11:58] REN     Going to school in a skirt     is nothing compared to that. [12:11] AOI     The thought never even crossed my mind     that the Octo-san I knew was a dog. [12:16] NAOSUKE     I'm not, though. [12:18] AOI     You requested that song     on the radio, right, Octo— [12:21] AOI     I mean, it was you, right, Naosuke-san? [12:24] NAOSUKE     Oh, uh... Yeah. [12:26] AOI     It made me really happy! [12:29] NAOSUKE     Good. [12:30] AOI     Hey, I found a job. [12:33] NAOSUKE     What? Really?! [12:34] AOI     Yeah. There's this one lawyer     who has helped me out over the years. SIGN    Nishi-Taishido Law Offices [12:39] AOI     I'm going to be working at their law agency. [12:43] AOI     I'll only be starting off as a temp worker,     but I want to give it a shot. [12:47] NAOSUKE     Yeah? That's great. [12:50] NAOSUKE     You know, I've been more worried about     leaving you behind on Earth than Mira. [12:57] NAOSUKE     Mira's a strong girl. I trust her     to find her way through life. [13:02] NAOSUKE     But you're, like, the weakest being on Earth. [13:05] NAOSUKE     I wasn't sure you could live by yourself. [13:13] NAOSUKE     Uh, what I meant was... I don't want you     to go through any more pain and suffering! [13:17] NAOSUKE     I wasn't trying to     put you down... [13:19] AOI     It makes me so happy to know     there's someone who cares about me. [13:24] AOI     Thank you. [13:29] AOI     It hurt when I had my heart broken,     but I'm over it now. [13:33] AOI     If anything... [13:35] AOI     I was sadder when you disappeared     all of a sudden, Octo-san. [13:40] AOI     Wait, no, I mean Naosuke-san— [13:41] NAOSUKE     I'm fine with Octo. [13:43] NAOSUKE     Know that I'll always be thinking of you     on the other end of the universe. [13:54] TAKUMI     Before this, I worked as head chef     at Astro Lodge, mainly making breakfast, [13:58] TAKUMI     but also cooking for special occasions. [14:01] INTERVIEWER     "Astro Lodge"? [14:03] TAKUMI     Yeah. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Miyasaka Takumi     Birthday: 7/15/1997     Gender: Male     Schooling:     Mar 2016 - Graduated Ooimachi High School, Tokyo     Apr 2016 - Enrolled in Technical School for Cooking, Tokyo     Mar 2018 - Graduated Technical School for Cooking, Tokyo     Work Experience:     Apr 2018 - Joined the Park Grand Hotel as Kitchen Staff     Sep 2022 - Left the Park Grand Hotel      due to corporate restructuring     Apr 2022 - Took over as head chef at Astro Lodge [14:04] TAKUMI     A share house with breakfast included,     a shared bath and toilet, [14:06] TAKUMI     a 50,000 yen rent, a caretaker on premises,     and Wi-Fi available! [14:11] TAKUMI     I'm still making breakfast there, [14:14] TAKUMI     so I would like to apply     for the lunch shift here. [14:20] ALL     Cheers! SIGN    Goodbye, Naosuke SIGN    Goodbye, Naosuke [14:23] TAKUMI     Oh, is it done? [14:25] REN     Are you really leaving? [14:27] TERUKO     You're gonna miss taking him on walks, huh? [14:30] NAOSUKE     I'm not a dog, you know. [14:32] TOMIHIRO     What are you, then? [14:33] MIRA     Naosuke's a Wido. [14:34] TOMIHIRO     Aren't you a Wido too? [14:37] NAOSUKE     Widi come in different types,     just like Earthlings. [14:41] TERUKO     Earth doesn't have any talking dogs, though. [14:43] NAOSUKE     Again, I am not a dog! [14:46] MIRA     What's wrong? [14:47] TAKUMI     The roast beef is gone! [14:50] TERUKO     A case of missing roast beef?! [14:51] TOMIHIRO     Aoi-chan? [14:52] AOI     Not me. I didn't take it. [14:58] REN     So much for not being a dog. [15:12] MIRA     Shoin?! [15:15] NAOSUKE     What do you think you're doing here? [15:17] NAOSUKE     Come to sell us out again? [15:20] SHOIN     I had nowhere else to go... [15:22] TAKUMI     You have nowhere to live after     your love hotel blew up in space? [15:27] TERUKO     Why not take him back to Planet Wid with you? [15:30] NAOSUKE     Huh? [15:31] SHOIN     I can't go back to Wid. [15:33] SHOIN     I'm a Hubby spy, and I put     our next queen in danger. [15:38] SHOIN     I'm a traitor. Trash that's better off dead. [15:41] NAOSUKE     I'm glad you understand. [15:42] TERUKO     What's with them? [15:44] SHOIN     They're agents from Planet Hub. [15:47] SHOIN     We were all here on Earth, far away from home. [15:51] SHOIN     As we were teammates working toward     the same goal, I grew attached to them. [16:06] TAKUMI     Eat up. [16:08] TAKUMI     It's my job as Astro Lodge's head chef     to feed the hungry. [16:16] SHOIN     Thank you. [16:21] SHOIN     It's so good. [16:24] TAKUMI     There's more. [16:27] MIRA     Shoin, Room 8's still available.     Do you want to live here? [16:30] TAKUMI     What?! [16:31] NAOSUKE     Mira, he's a traitor! [16:34] MIRA     I'm sure Tasuke-san wouldn't abandon     someone who had nowhere to go. [16:38] MIRA     As the second-gen caretaker of Astro Lodge,     I want to carry on his spirit. [16:44] MIRA     Of course, I would need     the residents' approval. [16:47] REN     Sure! [16:48] TOMIHIRO     Sounds kinda fun. [16:50] TERUKO     Don't see why not. [16:51] AOI     I think Tasuke-san would do the same, too. [16:56] TERUKO     He looks totally against it. [16:58] MIRA     Miyasaka-san? [17:04] TAKUMI     You'd better not get     within one meter of Mira-san. [17:10] SHOIN     Master! [17:11] SHOIN     I'm Shoin Ginger, your apprentice! [17:12] TAKUMI     Slow down with the apprentice stuff. [17:13] SHOIN     I may not be a shoo-in like my name     suggests, but please teach me! [17:15] MIRA     Yamashita-san? [17:17] SHOIN     I'll turn over a new leaf! [17:18] TOMIHIRO     How long are you going to mope? [17:20] TOMIHIRO     We're getting some even more     amusing residents than Naosuke. [17:23] TERUKO     Of course you're okay with it, right? [17:26] TOMIHIRO     Yamashita-san? [17:36] TERUKO     No way... [17:39] TOMIHIRO     Y-Y-Yama... [17:41] SHOKICHI     I've decided! [17:43] SHOKICHI     I'm going to move out of Astro Lodge! [17:47] ALL     Huh? [17:48] SHOKICHI     Please, take me to Planet Wid with you! [17:52] ALL     What?! [17:53] SHOKICHI     Take me to Planet Wid! [17:57] MIRA     Time flows at a different pace there. [18:00] MIRA     If you decide to come back to Earth     after all, you may not return to this time. [18:05] SHOKICHI     There's a story I've left unfinished for years. [18:08] SHOKICHI     I want to finish it while I'm still alive! [18:10] TAKUMI     Oh, yeah, you're a novelist. [18:13] MIRA     What kind of story is it? [18:15] SHOKICHI     The story of a man going into outer space     to find the woman he loves. [18:21] SHOKICHI     I need to see Planet Wid with my own eyes!     Please, I beg of you! [18:25] MIRA     What do you say, Naosuke? [18:28] NAOSUKE     Send word to Her Majesty that I'll be     bringing back an Earthling instead of Mira. [18:33] SHOKICHI     Really?! [18:34] NAOSUKE     Just so you know, on Planet Wid... [18:36] SHOKICHI     Yay! A trip to space! [18:39] NAOSUKE     ...you can't walk me like a dog! SIGN    Goodbye, Naosuke SIGN    And Shokichi-san! SIGN    Welcome, Shoin and Weird Critters [18:42] MIRA     Dear Mother, [18:45] MIRA     We have finally found the key. [18:48] MIRA     Before coming to Earth, [18:49] MIRA     you told me never to tell Earthlings     that we came from Planet Wid. [18:55] MIRA     But, even after finding out I'm a Wido, [18:58] MIRA     the people here haven't     treated me any differently. [19:01] MIRA     I've realized that the things     I thought were set in stone [19:05] MIRA     may not always be necessary to uphold. [19:09] MIRA     I want to use my own keys     to open the doors to my world. [19:16] MIRA     I've decided to live my life in Astro Lodge     with the people I love. [19:22] TAKUMI     I'm off. [19:24] MIRA     Have a nice day. [19:26] MIRA     P.S. The man Naosuke's bringing to Wid,     Yamashita Shokichi-san, [19:30] MIRA     is an old friend of Tasuke-san's     who was with him in his final moments. [19:35] MIRA     I ask you to welcome him as a state guest     and provide him the best hospitality. [19:40] SHOKICHI     Tasuke-san. [19:42] SHOKICHI     I'm going to Planet Wid to see     what you always wanted to. [19:48] SHOKICHI     My story will finally begin. [20:00] MIRA     Naosuke. [20:01] SHOKICHI     I'll put our stuff in first. [20:03] TAKUMI     Let me put in the umeshu. [20:05] MIRA     I said I didn't have anything     I loved when I was back on Wid, [20:13] MIRA     but that was a lie.     I've always loved you, Naosuke. [20:18] MIRA     Thank you so much. [20:23] NAOSUKE     Be well. [20:28] NAOSUKE     See you someday. [20:30] AOI     U-Um... [20:33] AOI     Here. [20:34] NAOSUKE     You sure? [20:35] AOI     Yeah. [20:43] NAOSUKE     I-I can't breathe. [20:45] AOI     Oh, sorry. [20:48] NAOSUKE     Thanks. [20:50] NAOSUKE     I'll cherish it. [20:59] REN     Bye-bye! [21:07] NAOSUKE     Are you sure about this? [21:08] SHOKICHI     Mankind mustn't repeat the folly     of sending a dog alone into space. [21:14] NAOSUKE     Huh? What the heck? [21:17] RJ     All right, all right. [21:18] NAOSUKE     Oh, it works. [21:19] RJ     We've got lots of fan mail again tonight. [21:20] SHOKICHI     Hmm... I feel like I'm forgetting something... [21:21] RJ     Thanks, guys! We appreciate it! [21:24] RJ     This one is from "Aoi-san in Room 7." [21:28] RJ     "Octo-san, you are my dear first friend. [21:33] RJ     Please know that I'll always be thinking     of you in the center of my universe. [21:38] RJ     This song is for you." [21:40] SHOKICHI     Oh, right! The surprise! [21:44] MIRA     Everyone left before us. [21:46] TAKUMI     Why were they in such a hurry? [21:51] MIRA     Do you— [21:51] TAKUMI     Tuesday— [21:52] MIRA     Huh? [21:53] TAKUMI     You first. [21:55] MIRA     Oh, I just wanted to ask if you     wanted to go to the aquarium. [22:00] MIRA     I mean, we still haven't managed to go. [22:02] TAKUMI     Actually, I was just about to ask if you     wanted to go on Tuesday, my day off. [22:09] MIRA     Yay. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    At last, Planet Wid came to know peace.     The two lovers traversed planets, galaxies,     and dimensions to be together.     Plum flowers bloomed on Wid, and the capital     celebrated its first annual Umeshu Festival.     As the Widi sang and Earthlings made merry,     all beings across the universe broke out into dance     at the same time.     The end. SIGN    Astro Note [23:49] SIGN     Thank you for watching.     Let's meet again sometime, somewhere!