Astro Note

Takumi, a gifted chef, just landed a new job. He works at the Astro Manor apartment building that offers breakfast, and there he encounters the beautiful landlady—Mira. It’s love at first sight, and he hopes to charm her, but the quirky tenants and bizarre phenomena don’t make it easy. He even learns by pure chance that Mira is secretly an alien! Will their love survive these unearthly oddities?

Season 1

Season 1

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[01:18] TAKUMI
    "Astro"...
[01:22] TAKUMI
    This should be the place.
SIGN    Wi-Fi Available
    Breakfast Included
    Rooms Available
    
    -Management
[01:32] TAKUMI
    Okay!
[01:42] TAKUMI
    You okay up there?!
[01:46] TAKUMI
    Watch out!
[01:57] TAKUMI
    Oww...
[02:02] MIRA
    Are you all right?
[02:10] TAKUMI
    I am.
[02:19] TAKUMI
    Ow...
[02:21] MIRA
    I'm really sorry.
SIGN    Appetite
[02:23] TAKUMI
    Oh, don't be.
[02:24] MIRA
    I was cleaning the roof when some
    kind of animal ran into the ladder.
[02:30] MIRA
    Did you see anything?
[02:31] TAKUMI
    No...
[02:34] TAKUMI
    Nothing.
SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
SIGN    Appetite
[02:42] TAKUMI
    So... is this not a restaurant?
[02:46] MIRA
    A restaurant?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Miyasaka Takumi
    Birthday: 7/15/1997
    Gender: Male
    Schooling:
    Mar 2016 - Graduated Ooimachi High School, Tokyo
    Apr 2016 - Enrolled in Technical School for Cooking, Tokyo
    Mar 2018 - Graduated Technical School for Cooking, Tokyo
    Work Experience:
    Apr 2018 - Joined the Park Grand Hotel as Kitchen Staff
    Sep 2022 - Left the Park Grand Hotel
     due to corporate restructuring
[02:48] TAKUMI
    I'm Miyasaka Takumi,
    and I'm here for my interview.
[02:51] TAKUMI
    Huh? You're hiring for head chef, right?
[02:55] MIRA
    Ah!
[02:55] SHOKICHI
    Oh, you worked as a cook
    at the Park Grand Hotel, eh?
[03:00] TERUKO
    "Hiring for head chef"?
[03:02] TERUKO
    What kind of classified did you put out?
[03:06] REN
    Here it is.
SIGN    F&B Recruitment
    
    
    
    
    
    Gourmet NEET
SIGN     Head Chef, Manager-Level,
    Kitchen Staff, Sommelier, Hall Service
SIGN    Astro Lodge, Inc.
    Looking for head chef! Open to buffet-style breakfast
[03:10] REN
    "Astro Lodge, Inc.
[03:13] REN
    Looking for head chef."
[03:15] TOMIHIRO
    "Open to buffet-style breakfast.
[03:18] TOMIHIRO
    Job requirements: cooking, menu development,
SIGN    Job Requirements:
    Cooking, menu development, complete health and hygiene
     supervision, cost and profit-and-loss management,
     annual budget drafting, etc. As chef, you will be asked
     to handle all tasks from prep work to management.
     Experience preferred.
[03:21] TOMIHIRO
    complete health and hygiene supervision,
[03:24] TOMIHIRO
    cost and profit-and-loss management,
[03:26] TOMIHIRO
    annual budget drafting, et cetera."
[03:27] SHOKICHI
    When did this place incorporate?
[03:30] REN
    These photos aren't even of here.
[03:32] TERUKO
    Get a load of all these bold-faced lies.
[03:34] RESIDENTS
    How did it end up like this?
[03:37] MIRA
    I had no idea what I should write,
[03:41] MIRA
    so I had to reference
    other people looking for chefs.
SIGN    Gourmet NEET
[03:45] TERUKO
    Lemme take a look.
[03:46] TERUKO
    You just lifted the whole thing!
[03:48] MIRA
    Is that bad?
[03:49] TOMIHIRO
    Oh, it's bad bad.
[03:50] TOMIHIRO
    JARO could sue you for this.
[03:52] TAKUMI
    Uh...
[03:53] TAKUMI
    So what does this all mean?
[03:57] MIRA
    I'm terribly sorry!
[04:02] SHOKICHI
    This is Astro Lodge.
[04:04] SHOKICHI
    A share house that provides breakfast.
[04:07] TAKUMI
    Breakfast included, huh?
[04:09] SHOKICHI
    The previous landlord, who used to make
    those breakfasts, passed away recently.
[04:14] TERUKO
    And Mira-san here took over
    as the new landlord.
[04:19] TERUKO
    But the food she makes would be better
    classified as a health hazard.
[04:22] TERUKO
    Take a look.
[04:24] TERUKO
    These...
[04:25] TERUKO
    are all...
[04:26] TERUKO
    breakfasts...
[04:27] TERUKO
    she made.
[04:29] TERUKO
    Can you even tell what this is?
[04:31] TERUKO
    Salmon roe...
[04:33] TERUKO
    rice balls!
SIGN    Appetite
[04:35] TERUKO
    If I were a salmon, I'd be out to avenge
    the desecration of my spawn.
[04:39] TAKUMI
    Uh, that aside, please raise your head.
[04:41] MIRA
    I'm so sorry!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Miyasaka Takumi
    Birthday: 7/15/1997
    Gender: Male
    Schooling:
    Mar 2016 - Graduated Ooimachi High School, Tokyo
    Apr 2016 - Enrolled in Technical School for Cooking, Tokyo
    Mar 2018 - Graduated Technical School for Cooking, Tokyo
    Work Experience:
    Apr 2018 - Joined the Park Grand Hotel as Kitchen Staff
    Sep 2022 - Left the Park Grand Hotel
     due to corporate restructuring
[04:43] TOMIHIRO
    The Park Grand, huh?
[04:45] TOMIHIRO
    Didn't that place go bankrupt recently?
[04:47] REN
    Unemployed at 25... You must have lots of
    free time, since you're unemployed.
[04:51] TOMIHIRO
    Ren, don't remind the unemployed
    about their unemployment.
[04:55] REN
    Why?
[04:55] TOMIHIRO
    The unemployed tend to be
    sensitive folk. Be nice to them.
[04:59] TOMIHIRO
    This place is a quite wonderful share house.
[05:02] TOMIHIRO
    Fate must have brought us together.
    Why not live a chill life working here?
[05:08] REN
    Better find a job quick,
    or you'll end up like him.
[05:10] REN
    My pops is a bum through and through.
[05:14] MIRA
    Can you all stop insulting our guest?!
[05:16] TERUKO
    Uh, this classified you put out
    is the biggest insult of all!
[05:20] TAKUMI
    So...
[05:21] TAKUMI
    Who are these people?
[05:23] MIRA
    Oh, they're residents of Astro Lodge.
SIGN    Association for Victims of
    
    
    Mira-san's Breakfasts!!
[05:26] TERUKO
    And the Association for Victims
    of Mira-san's Breakfasts!
[05:30] SHOKICHI
    I chose to live here and pay rent on the
    condition that breakfast would be provided!
[05:34] SHOKICHI
    But now, the breakfasts are hardly edible!
SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[05:36] TOMIHIRO
    As such, we demand that
    a chef be hired at once!
[05:41] REN
    Feed us proper breakfasts!
SIGN    Healthy Nourishment
SIGN    Nutrition
SIGN    Say No to Food Waste!
SIGN    Breakfast Is the
    Foundation of Life
[05:44] ALL
    Feed us!
[05:45] REN
    The needs of a growing child are no joke!
SIGN    It's Time to
    Open Our Eyes
SIGN    Unionize
[05:47] ALL
    No joke!
[05:48] REN
    Say no to burnt side dishes!
[05:49] MIRA
    Come on, knock it off.
[05:50] ALL
    We say no!
[05:51] MIRA
    You're confusing Miyasaka-san.
[05:51] REN
    Say no to food waste!
[05:53] ALL
    We say no!
[05:55] MIRA
    This is all my fault.
[05:57] MIRA
    I truly apologize.
[05:59] TAKUMI
    So, hey.
[06:00] MIRA
    Yes?
[06:03] TAKUMI
    Scad.
[06:04] MIRA
    Huh?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Today's Menu
    - Ginger Pork
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[06:05] TAKUMI
    I've been wondering, but that's scad, isn't it?
[06:09] TAKUMI
    May I take a look?
[06:11] MIRA
    Sure.
[06:15] TAKUMI
    I knew it.
[06:16] MIRA
    Right, one of our neighbors
    went fishing and shared some with us.
[06:20] TAKUMI
    They'll go bad quickly
    if you leave them like this.
[06:23] TAKUMI
    Shall I prep them for you?
[06:25] REN
    I wanna eat fried scad.
[06:26] TAKUMI
    I can make some.
[06:27] REN
    Yay!
[06:28] MIRA
    We couldn't ask that of you!
[06:29] SHOKICHI
    We could, we could.
[06:31] SHOKICHI
    We totally could.
[06:33] TERUKO
    These can hardly be left in the hands
    of Mira-san, aka the Food Killer.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Today's Menu
    - Ginger Pork
    - Miso Soup
[07:09] TAKUMI
    Okay, eat up!
SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[07:11] ALL
    Let's eat!
[07:15] SHOKICHI
    Mmm!
[07:16] TERUKO
    Perfect!
[07:20] REN
    So good!
[07:36] MIRA
    They all kept nagging me to
    hire someone who could cook.
[07:40] MIRA
    I wasn't very keen on the idea,
[07:42] MIRA
    but starting off each day
    with such a delicious breakfast
[07:45] MIRA
    would make for a life filled with joy.
[07:53] TOMIHIRO
    Mira-san doesn't have a boyfriend.
[07:55] TERUKO
    If she hires you as a cook,
    I'm sure she'll fall for you.
[07:58] TOMIHIRO
    She'll fall for you.
[07:59] TERUKO
    She'll fall for you, no doubt.
SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[08:01] TERUKOTOMIHIRO
    She'll fall for you.
    She'll fall for you.
[08:08] MIRA
    Thank you for cooking for us
    after coming all this way for nothing.
[08:12] TAKUMI
    No problem. Thank you for your time.
[08:14] MIRA
    The fried scad was great.
[08:16] MIRA
    I bet you'll find a job in no time.
[08:20] TAKUMI
    I sure hope so.
[08:22] MIRA
    Thank you for everything today.
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[08:26] TAKUMI
    Goodbye.
SIGN    Wi-Fi Available
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    Rooms Available
    
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[08:42] MIRA
    Did you forget something?
[08:44] TAKUMI
    Let me...
[08:46] TAKUMI
    Let me make your breakfast every day!
[09:03] MOVER
    That's all your packages.
[09:06] MOVER
    Thank you.
[09:08] TAKUMI
    Thanks.
[09:11] MIRA
    Are you finished moving, Miyasaka-san?
[09:14] TAKUMI
    Just finished, actually.
[09:16] MIRA
    Is your head okay now?
[09:18] TAKUMI
    Huh? Oh, yeah.
[09:20] TAKUMI
    It's all healed up.
[09:22] MIRA
    I'm really sorry about that.
[09:24] MIRA
    Naosuke's usually not that violent.
[09:28] TAKUMI
    Maybe I caught him on a bad day.
[09:30] TAKUMI
    Let's be friends, Naosuke.
[09:34] SHOKICHI
    Oh, there you are.
[09:36] SHOKICHI
    Naosuke.
[09:39] SHOKICHI
    Let's go on a walk.
[09:41] MIRA
    Thanks for always walking him.
[09:42] SHOKICHI
    Don't mention it.
[09:44] SHOKICHI
    I have to go on daily walks,
    so I might as well.
[09:47] SHOKICHI
    Oh, moving in today?
[09:50] TAKUMI
    T-To Room 5, yes. Nice to meet you—
[09:52] SHOKICHI
    I saw your resume, so I know
    a fair bit about you already.
[09:56] TAKUMI
    Right.
[09:57] SHOKICHI
    Mira-san, welcoming party tonight.
[10:00] MIRA
    Well coming party?
[10:02] SHOKICHI
    A party to welcome new residents.
[10:05] SHOKICHI
    We threw one for you too, remember?
[10:07] MIRA
    Oh, right, that.
[10:08] SHOKICHI
    Okay, Naosuke, time for the walk.
[10:11] SHOKICHI
    See you!
[10:15] MIRA
    That's Yamashita Shokichi-san.
    He lives in Room 2.
[10:18] MIRA
    He's lived here the longest.
[10:21] MIRA
    I think he's a novelist.
[10:23] TAKUMI
    Really? Wow.
[10:25] TAKUMI
    What has he written?
[10:28] MIRA
    I don't remember...
[10:32] TAKUMI
    "Yamashita Shokichi, novelist."
SIGN    yamashita shokichi novelist
SIGN    yamashita shokichi novelist
SIGN    yamashita shokichi novelist
SIGN    yamashita shokichi novelist
SIGN    yamashita shokichi novelist
SIGN    yamashita shokichi novelist
SIGN    yamashita shokichi novelist
SIGN    yamashita shokichi novelist
SIGN    yamashita shokichi novelist
SIGN    yamashita shokichi novelist
[10:37] TAKUMI
    Hmm, I'm not seeing any information.
[10:40] TAKUMI
    Maybe he uses a pen name.
[10:42] MIRA
    Huh... You can look up information with that?
[10:45] MIRA
    I see everyone has one of those.
[10:47] TAKUMI
    Do you not have a smartphone?
[10:49] MIRA
    I don't.
[10:50] MIRA
    It's called a smartphone, huh?
[10:56] MIRA
    Once again...
[10:58] MIRA
    I'm Gotokuji Mira.
[11:00] MIRA
    I only took over this lodge
    three months ago,
[11:03] MIRA
    so I'm sure I'll need your help along the way.
[11:07] MIRA
    It's good to have you here.
[11:10] TAKUMI
    I-I'm glad to be here myself.
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[11:23] MIRA
    Originally, this place
    was called Asunaro Lodge.
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[11:28] MIRA
    But part of the sign fell off and
    the "na" became a "to,"
[11:31] MIRA
    so people started calling it Astro Lodge instead,
[11:34] MIRA
    and the name stuck.
[11:36] TAKUMI
    Huh...
[11:38] MIRA
    I only heard it from Shokichi-san myself.
[11:42] MIRA
    It's such a great day out.
[11:44] MIRA
    This is where you hang your clothes out to dry.
[11:47] MIRA
    There's one toilet each on both
    the first and second floors.
[11:51] MIRA
    We have two washing machines.
[11:52] MIRA
    Please make sure you take out
    your clothes when they're done.
[11:58] MIRA
    This is the bathroom.
[12:00] MIRA
    A lot of the residents use
    the bathhouse nearby, though.
[12:05] MIRA
    When you take a bath,
    be sure to hang this up here.
SIGN    In use!
    No peeping, naughty!
[12:11] TAKUMI
    There's a basement?
[12:13] MIRA
    Yes.
[12:21] TAKUMI
    Whoa!
[12:22] MIRA
    This is the storage room.
SIGN    Soy Sauce
SIGN    Soy Sauce
SIGN    Miso
[12:24] TAKUMI
    Is this all homemade? Wow.
[12:27] MIRA
    It's all stuff that the previous
    landlord stored here.
[12:30] TAKUMI
    This is some real vintage umeshu.
SIGN    May 1948
SIGN    May 1950
[12:33] TAKUMI
    Seriously?
[12:35] MIRA
    Is this edible?
[12:37] TAKUMI
    What? Have you never drank umeshu before?
[12:40] MIRA
    It's a drink?
[12:41] MIRA
    Wow.
[12:44] MIRA
    And this is the kitchen.
[12:46] MIRA
    But you already know that.
SIGN    Habu Wine
[12:51] MIRA
    Everything tagged with room numbers
    belongs to the residents.
SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
SIGN    Today's Menu
    - Sunny Side Up
    - Egg Rice
[12:55] MIRA
    We serve breakfast from Mondays to Fridays.
[12:57] MIRA
    Weekends are off.
[12:59] MIRA
    If you have it ready by around 7:30 to 8:30,
[13:02] MIRA
    the residents will grab and eat it themselves.
[13:05] MIRA
    We have a budget of about 250 yen per person.
[13:08] MIRA
    There's two weeks' worth
    in this purse to start.
[13:13] MIRA
    Here's the key to this drawer.
[13:18] MIRA
    You and I are the only ones who have it.
[13:22] MIRA
    That should cover everything.
[13:25] MIRA
    But if you have any questions,
    feel free to ask.
[13:30] REN
    What's seven times eight?
[13:32] TAKUMI
    Fifty-six?
[13:37] TAKUMI
    What are you doing?
[13:38] REN
    Math homework.
[13:39] TAKUMI
    Down there?
[13:41] REN
    A parenting book said that studying
    in the living room improves intelligence.
[13:45] TAKUMI
    Right...
SIGN    Today's Menu
    - Sunny Side Up
    - Egg Rice
[13:48] TAKUMI
    Wh-What the?!
[13:51] TAKUMI
    Oh, hello. I moved in today—
[13:55] TOMIHIRO
    All signs point to another failed audition.
[14:02] TAKUMI
    Audition?
[14:05] TOMIHIRO
    She's Terurun.
[14:08] TAKUMI
    Terurun...?
[14:09] TERUKO
    Hey!
[14:14] TAKUMI
    Huh? Oh, uh...
[14:16] TAKUMI
    I can explain.
[14:20] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[14:21] TAKUMI
    What? Where'd he go?
[14:23] TERUKO
    Steal my low-malt,
[14:25] TERUKO
    and you're paying me back
    with a bottle of beer!
SIGN    Welcome!! To Our New Head Chef
    Miyauchisaka Takumi-kun!
[14:28] TERUKO
    One, two! Terurururun!
[14:30] MIRASHOKICHITOMIHIRO
    Terurururun!
[14:31] TERUKO
    Terurunrun!
[14:33] MIRASHOKICHITOMIHIRO
    Terurunrun!
[14:34] TERUKO
    Eat my iron fist!
[14:36] TERUKO
    One, two, pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[14:39] TERUKO
    Pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[14:42] TERUKO
    A maiden's heart is complicated,
    don't you know?
[14:46] TERUKO
    One, two!
[14:47] TERUKO
    Pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[14:48] TOMIHIRO
    Matsubara-chan in Room 6 works as an
    indie idol under the name of Terurun.
[14:49] TERUKO
    Pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[14:52] TERUKO
    Take my feelings head on.
[14:53] TAKUMI
    An indie idol?
[14:54] TOMIHIRO
    Anyway, drink up.
[14:56] TOMIHIRO
    I feel bad.
[14:57] TERUKO
    Righty hook! (Yeah!)
[14:57] TOMIHIRO
    It's your party, Miyashita-kun,
    but we had you pay for the drinks.
[14:59] TERUKO
    Righty hook! (Yeah!)
[15:00] TERUKO
    Righty, righty, righty, righty, righty hook!
[15:01] TAKUMI
    I'm Miyasaka!
[15:02] TAKUMI
    And it's your fault I had to pay for all this!
[15:03] TOMIHIRO
    Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[15:04] TERUKO
    Dum-dum dummy!
[15:06] TERUKO
    Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy,
     big dum-dum dummy!
SIGN    terurun indie idol
SIGN    Search News
SIGN    Images Video
[15:07] TAKUMI
    Oh, it's true.
[15:09] TERUKO
    Just so you know, I'll sue if you upload
    anything about me on social media.
[15:13] TERUKO
    I'm the queen of egosurfing.
[15:14] TERUKO
    I will find anything and everything
    you post about me. We clear?
[15:17] TAKUMI
    Crystal.
[15:18] TERUKO
    How was the new song?
[15:20] SHOKICHIREN
    Incredible!
[15:21] MIRA
    You're amazing, Matsubara-san.
[15:23] MIRA
    I could never do what you do in front
    of people. It's too embarrassing.
[15:26] TERUKO
    You picking a fight?!
[15:27] MIRA
    I'm praising you.
[15:29] TOMIHIRO
    Ahem. Ladies and gentlemen.
SIGN    Miyauchisaka Takumi-kun!
[15:32] TOMIHIRO
    Today, Astro Lodge has welcomed
    our new live-in head chef.
[15:36] TOMIHIRO
    With this, we are free of
    our torturous breakfast life.
[15:41] TOMIHIRO
    We no longer have to fear
    the thought of a new day!
SIGN    Welcome!! To Our New Head Chef
    Miyauchisaka Takumi-kun!
[15:45] TERUKOSHOKICHIREN
    Woo-hoo!
SIGN    Victory
[15:46] TOMIHIRO
    Tonight, we drink to celebrate!
[15:49] TERUKOSHOKICHIREN
    Yay!
[15:49] MIRA
    Talk about blowing things out of proportion.
[15:52] TOMIHIRO
    Now, a word from our new head chef, Miyamoto.
[15:54] TAKUMI
    It's Miyasaka!
[15:56] SHOKICHI
    Let's go, head chef!
[15:57] TAKUMI
    Oh, er...
[15:59] TAKUMI
    I'm Miyasaka Takumi, and I'll be living here
    and making breakfast from now on.
[16:04] TAKUMI
    I'll be continuing my job search,
[16:06] TAKUMI
    and I'm sure I'll need your help
    with all sorts of things.
[16:09] TAKUMI
    I'm glad to be here with you all.
[16:14] SHOKICHI
    Okay, maybe I should belt out a banger myself.
[16:17] REN
    No ancient songs, please.
[16:31] MIRA
    Good morning!
[16:33] TAKUMI
    Good morning.
[16:43] SHOKOCHI
    Oho?
[16:44] REN
    Whoa, actual breakfast!
[16:47] REN
    Chow time!
[16:48] SHOKICHI
    Let's eat.
[16:50] TERUKO
    Morning.
[16:51] MIRA
    Oh, Matsubara-san.
[16:53] MIRA
    You're up early.
[16:54] TERUKO
    I have dispatch work today—
[16:56] TERUKO
    Wow, way to go, head chef!
[16:59] TERUKO
    Time to eat!
[17:05] MIRA
    Thanks for the food.
[17:12] TAKUMI
    Thank you.
[17:16] REN
    I'm off!
[17:24] TAKUMI
    Okay.
[17:27] TAKUMI
    Guess I should buy some rice, too.
[17:30] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[17:36] TAKUMI
    What is she doing?
[17:37] TOMIHIRO
    It's a mystery.
[17:39] TOMIHIRO
    Gotokuji Mira is woman full of mystery.
[17:41] TAKUMI
    She is?
[17:43] TOMIHIRO
    She doesn't have a smartphone, let alone a PC.
    Unheard of in this day and age.
[17:47] TAKUMI
    Oh...
SIGN    Wi-Fi Available
    Breakfast Included
    Rooms Available
    
    -Management
[17:48] TOMIHIRO
    When she first saw the "Wi-Fi available"
    poster outside...
[17:53] (Flashback) MIRA
    Wife available?
[17:55] TOMIHIRO
    ...is how she read it.
[17:57] TOMIHIRO
    Have you ever seen anyone her age
    who doesn't know what Wi-Fi is?
[18:01] TOMIHIRO
    And she hasn't heard of any
    household names in showbiz.
[18:04] TOMIHIRO
    Early on, she held up a TV remote...
[18:08] (Flashback) MIRA
    What is this?
[18:10] TOMIHIRO
    ...and said that.
[18:12] TOMIHIRO
    Mira-chan probably went through stuff
    in her past that she has to keep secret.
[18:16] TOMIHIRO
    There may or may not be rumors
    that she spent many years in prison.
[18:21] TAKUMI
    Before all that, aren't you going
    to work, Wakabayashi-san?
[18:26] TOMIHIRO
    As you heard, I'm "a bum through and through."
[18:29] TOMIHIRO
    Now for the best part of being
    unemployed: going back to bed.
[18:33] TAKUMI
    How does he even have money to live?
    That's the bigger mystery.
[18:44] MIRA
    Come on! Where is it?!
[18:47] TAKUMI
    Looking for something?
[18:49] MIRA
    Oh...
[18:50] TAKUMI
    Is it something you lost?
    I can help you find it.
[18:54] MIRA
    Oh, no, it's fine.
    Did you need me for something?
[18:58] TAKUMI
    I was thinking of going shopping
    for ingredients.
[19:01] TAKUMI
    I figured I should ask if you had
    any store recommendations.
[19:05] MIRA
    I'll go with you.
[19:07] TAKUMI
    What?
[19:08] MIRA
    I'll show you around the shopping arcade.
[19:10] MIRA
    Give me a moment to get ready.
SIGN    A
    S
    T
    R
    O
    
    L
    O
    D
    G
    E
[19:13] MIRA
    No! Watch the place, Naosuke!
[19:15] MIRA
    I'm off.
[19:17] MIRA
    Let's go.
[19:18] TAKUMI
    Yeah!
[19:28] TAKUMI
    Oh, that's a good movie.
[19:31] MIRA
    Moowee?
[19:33] TAKUMI
    The princess fights the entire universe
    with her fist for love. She was so amazing!
[19:40] MIRA
    Wow, that sounds fun.
[19:43] MIRA
    I'd love to see it.
[19:44] TAKUMI
    What kind of movies do you like?
[19:47] MIRA
    Hmm, I'm afraid I haven't seen
    many movies or anything.
[19:51] TAKUMI
    Were you maybe living overseas?
[19:53] MIRA
    Huh?
[19:54] TAKUMI
    I mean, you didn't know
    what umeshu was and all.
[19:58] TAKUMI
    So I was wondering if maybe you spent
    most of your life outside Japan.
[20:03] MIRA
    Hey, dorayaki! Do you like dorayaki?
[20:05] MIRA
    Let's get some!
[20:31] TAKUMI
    Let's see...
[20:33] TAKUMI
    Found it!
[20:39] TAKUMI
    It's not too late, right?
[20:59] TAKUMI
    Right!
[21:02] NAOSUKE
    Do you want this to last forever?
[21:04] MIRA
    I get it!
[21:04] NAOSUKE
    No means no.
[21:06] MIRA
    But why not?
[21:08] MIRA
    Is it because I'm a Wido...?
[21:19] TAKUMI
    Mira-san's a widow?
[21:22] MIRA
    Is it because I'm a Wido?
[21:25] MIRA
    Is that why I can't get a smartphone?
[21:27] NAOSUKE
    Mira, we didn't come to Earth for fun.
[21:30] NAOSUKE
    Understand that you're in line
    for the throne of the planet of Wid.
[21:34] MIRA
    I hear you can look up any information
    you want about Earth on a smartphone.
[21:38] MIRA
    We might even find out where the key is.
[21:40] NAOSUKE
    Hmph. It's centuries-old technology.
[21:43] NAOSUKE
    We can't trust any of these
    inferior Earthlings' creations.
[21:47] NAOSUKE
    The key should be somewhere
    in this building for sure.
SIGN    Foodie Note
    A frying pan's all you need
    Basic Meals 4
[21:53] MIRA
    Have you ever watched a movie?
[21:55] MIRA
    This Space Girl movie sounded really fun.
[21:58] MIRA
    Aww...
[21:58] NAOSUKE
    Mira!
[21:59] NAOSUKE
    Did you forget about our mission?
[22:02] MIRA
    We have to find the key as soon as possible
    and take it back to Planet Wid.
[22:06] NAOSUKE
    You will then ascend the throne
    and rule over all Widi.
[22:11] MIRA
    I know, I know.
SIGN    Astro Lodge's new landlord, Gotokuji Mira,
SIGN    is a Wido from the planet of Wid.
SIGN    Miyasaka Takumi (Unemployed) fell in love with her at first sight,
SIGN    but now he thinks she's a widow! How will this romance unfold?

Season 1

E2 - Episode 2

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SIGN    Back by popular demand, the legendary manga
    returns with color pages
SIGN    This Is a Story Born from a Melon
SIGN    Complete Collector's Edition
    Melon Igyoku
SIGN    Astro Note
[02:08] MIRA
    Dear Mother,
[02:11] MIRA
    I trust this message finds you in good health.
[02:13] MIRA
    Three months have passed
    since I arrived on Earth.
SIGN    Proprietor Wanted
SIGN    Contact: Nishi-Taishido Law Offices
SIGN    Nishi-Taishido Law Offices
SIGN    Gotokuji Mira
[02:25] MIRA
    Without drawing suspicion,
[02:30] MIRA
    I've managed to infiltrate the target building
[02:33] MIRA
    and begun the search for the key.
[02:38] REN
    I'm off!
[02:39] SHOKICHI
    Take care.
[02:41] MIRA
    It appears that Naosuke resembles
    a Terran species called "dogs,"
[02:43] SHOKICHI
    Time for a walk, Naosuke.
[02:47] MIRA
    so he's pretending to be one in order
    to avoid causing panic among the locals.
[02:52] MIRA
    Earth is home to plenty of substances
    unknown to Planet Wid.
[03:12] MIRA
    They are brought to life
    by the ever-enigmatic Earthlings.
[03:17] MIRA
    We will find the key,
    which is somewhere in this building,
SIGN    Heat before you eat
SIGN    Miyasaka
[03:22] MIRA
    and return to Planet Wid as soon as possible.
[03:25] MIRA
    We are making every second count,
    so please rest assured.
SIGN    Foodie Note
    A frying pan's all you need
    Basic Meals 4
[03:32] MIRA
    I'd love to try this "beans'n'rice," too.
    It sounds so good.
[03:36] NAOSUKE
    Hey, what happened to making
    every second count?
[03:39] NAOSUKE
    I am appalled by your lies.
[03:41] MIRA
    I mean, it's been three months
    and we still have no clue where the key is.
[03:45] MIRA
    Besides, life on Earth
    is much more free and fun
[03:48] MIRA
    than dealing with the pressures of Wid royalty.
[03:51] MIRA
    And if I told Mother the truth,
    she'd bring the entire Wid space fleet to Earth.
[03:57] NAOSUKE
    What about life here is "free"?!
[03:58] NAOSUKE
    Do you have any idea
    how it feels to be walked on a leash?!
[04:01] MIRA
    Nope.
[04:05] NAOSUKE
    I can't believe someone who lacks even a shred
    of empathy is next in line to the throne.
[04:09] NAOSUKE
    If Her Majesty were to see you now,
    she would be so disappointed.
[04:14] NAOSUKE
    She raised you all by herself after
    His Majesty's death. Spare a thought—
[04:17] MIRA
    Oh, zip it already!
[04:20] MIRA
    Fine! I just have to look for the key, right?
[04:24] NAOSUKE
    Whoever holds the key
    will take the throne of Planet Wid.
[04:27] NAOSUKE
    If you find it and become queen,
[04:30] NAOSUKE
    the universe will be at peace.
[04:32] MIRA
    I get that, already.
[04:34] MIRA
    But why would it be here?
[04:37] MIRA
    I heard that it was hidden away
    on a faraway planet
[04:40] MIRA
    in order to keep it from
    falling into enemy hands.
[04:43] MIRA
    But why on Earth, and why in Astro Lodge?
[04:45] NAOSUKE
    Beats me.
[04:47] NAOSUKE
    Our mission is to infiltrate
    this place and find the key.
[04:50] NAOSUKE
    Everything else is irrelevant.
[04:52] NAOSUKE
    Let's go!
[04:56] NAOSUKE
    I'll pretend to be a dog and focus
    my search on the second floor.
SIGN    F&B Recruitment
    
    
    
    
    
    Gourmet NEET
[05:04] MIRA
    But why not?
[05:05] MIRA
    Is it because I'm a Wido...?
[05:15] TAKUMI
    Come on...
[05:17] TAKUMI
    A widow? Seriously?
[05:21] TAKUMI
    What, are you going to bite me again, Naosuke?
[05:23] TAKUMI
    Why do you hate me so much?
[05:29] TAKUMI
    I wish I was a dog.
    Then I wouldn't have a care in the world.
[05:33] TAKUMI
    If Mira-san's a widow,
    that means she was married before
[05:38] TAKUMI
    and her partner passed away.
[05:41] TAKUMI
    Does she have a boyfriend now?
[05:44] TAKUMI
    And who was that man
    she was talking to last night?
[05:49] TAKUMI
    Do you know anything?
[05:51] TAKUMI
    Was that her boyfriend?
[05:52] TAKUMI
    And if not, who the heck was he?!
[05:56] TAKUMI
    Mira-san...
[05:58] TAKUMI
    Mira-san!
[06:00] TAKUMI
    Mira-san! Mira-san! Mira-san! Mira-san!
[06:05] SHOKICHI
    What are you looking for?
[06:09] SHOKICHI
    It feels like you've been searching
    for something ever since you came here.
[06:14] MIRA
    Oh, uh... Naosuke's just
    hidden something somewhere.
[06:19] SHOKICHI
    And what would that be?
[06:21] MIRA
    Nothing special.
[06:23] MIRA
    What are you reading?
[06:25] SHOKICHI
    A book Tasuke-san left behind.
[06:27] MIRA
    Who's Tasuke-san?
[06:29] SHOKICHI
    Shimotakaido Tasuke.
    Astro Lodge's former caretaker.
[06:33] MIRA
    Ah.
[06:34] SHOKICHI
    He loved sci-fi, outer space,
    and all that kind of stuff.
[06:37] SHOKICHI
    Every night, he would sit here
    and gaze up at the starry sky.
[06:42] MIRA
    Huh...
[06:43] SHOKICHI
    He didn't have any family or other relatives.
[06:47] SHOKICHI
    He put all his affairs in order himself
    for when he inevitably passed.
[06:52] SHOKICHI
    Crazy, right?
[06:54] MIRA
    Did you know him long?
[06:56] SHOKICHI
    Please, we were landlord and tenant
    for over half a century.
[07:01] MIRA
    That really is long.
[07:03] SHOKICHI
    Yeah. Tasuke-san managed Astro Lodge
    from the day it was built.
[07:15] NAOSUKE
    Stay away from that Miyasaka Takumi guy.
[07:17] NAOSUKE
    He's a creep!
[07:20] NAOSUKE
    What're you looking at?
[07:21] MIRA
    I think the previous landlord
    may have been a Wido.
[07:24] NAOSUKE
    Huh?
[07:25] MIRA
    Let's go over everything
    one more time from the start.
[07:27] MIRA
    Here's the paperwork I was given
    when I took over Astro Lodge.
[07:32] MIRA
    The key was hidden away
    on a faraway planet, right?
[07:35] MIRA
    Maybe it was Tasuke-san, a Wido,
    who hid the key somewhere in this lodge.
[07:40] MIRA
    He even cut all contact
    with Planet Wid to avoid detection
[07:44] MIRA
    and waited for us to come for him someday.
[07:46] NAOSUKE
    I see...
SIGN    Shimotakaido Tasuke
    in the lawn
[07:56] MIRA
    "Shimotakaido Tasuke in the lawn."
[08:00] NAOSUKE
    Why did he have to go and die?!
SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[08:08] TAKUMI
    What's the matter?
[08:10] TOMIHIRO
    What is the meaning of this?
SIGN    Heat before you eat
SIGN    Miyasaka
[08:15] TOMIHIRO
    How cruel, Miyasaka-kun!
[08:17] TOMIHIRO
    Do you mean to say an unemployed man
    doesn't deserve breakfast?
[08:20] TOMIHIRO
    How dare you deny the unemployed
    equal rights to breakfast!
[08:20] TAKUMI
    Oww!
[08:23] TAKUMI
    Hey, I made some for you!
[08:25] TOMIHIRO
    So, what, the salmon ran away to avoid being
    consumed by an unemployed individual?
[08:30] TAKUMI
    Like hell it did!
[08:31] TOMIHIRO
    Then who did it?
[08:32] TAKUMI
    Uh...
[08:34] MIRA
    What's wrong, you two?
[08:36] TAKUMI
    Oh, it was Naosuke.
[08:38] TAKUMI
    Naosuke must've eaten your
    breakfast, Wakabayashi-san.
[08:42] MIRA
    What? Bad boy, Naosuke!
[08:48] MIRA
    I'm really sorry.
[08:50] TOMIHIRO
    Well, I can't expect a dog to know better.
[08:53] TAKUMI
    If anything, blame yourself for oversleeping.
[08:57] TAKUMI
    Come down at breakfast time,
    and you'll have your meal.
SIGN    Setagaya Work
[09:34] TAKUMI
    I need to find a job already.
[09:37] OBACHAN
    Right. You can't stay a part-time
    breakfast chef forever.
[09:42] OBACHAN
    You're the new cook at Astro Lodge, right?
[09:46] OBACHAN
    I live nearby, you see.
[09:48] OBACHAN
    Ask me anything!
    I've lived in this area forever!
[09:54] OBACHAN
    Not with Mira-chan today?
[09:56] OBACHAN
    I saw you two shopping together the other day.
[09:59] OBACHAN
    You seemed to be having a good time,
    and you looked so good together.
[10:01] TAKUMI
    Wait, really?
[10:03] OBACHAN
    But you're unemployed.
[10:05] OBACHAN
    If Mira-chan were my daughter,
    I'd never allow it.
[10:09] OBACHAN
    I hope you find a job soon.
[10:11] OBACHAN
    Did you go pray already?
[10:12] OBACHAN
    Make a wish at the temple over there.
[10:14] OBACHAN
    Want a candy?
[10:16] OBACHAN
    Oh, you just thought, "Didn't know the candy
    thing had spread from Osaka to Tokyo"?
[10:20] OBACHAN
    I added the word "candy" to my bag
    this year 'cause it sounds so sweet.
[10:24] OBACHAN
    I'm updating my vocabulary!
[10:27] OBACHAN
    Now, now, no need to be shy.
[10:29] TAKUMI
    Listening to an old bat's nonsense
    takes so much out of you.
[10:37] TAKUMI
    I guess I might as well.
SIGN    Lucky Cat
[10:40] TAKUMI
    Oh, it's a lucky cat temple?
[10:45] TAKUMI
    I guess you pray to one and enshrine it here
    if your wish comes true.
[10:52] TAKUMI
    That's one big kitty!
[10:59] TAKUMI
    I pray for a job with good benefits,
[11:00] TAKUMI
    a boss who doesn't abuse or harass employees,
[11:03] TAKUMI
    colleagues without superiority complexes,
[11:04] TAKUMI
    people with no links to
    shady networking businesses,
[11:07] TAKUMI
    and a peaceful workplace!
[11:11] TAKUMI
    And I pray that I can be
    Mira-san's boyfriend—
[11:13] TAKUMI
    Boyfriend?!
[11:14] TAKUMI
    Am I insane? I know nothing about her!
[11:18] TAKUMI
    I gotta start with a date
    so we can get to know each other!
[11:22] TAKUMI
    I pray that I can go on a date with Mira-san!
[11:26] TAKUMI
    Wait, what am I, a teenager?!
[11:27] TAKUMI
    I'm a big boy now, so honestly, I'd like
    to get a little touchy-feely with her.
[11:33] LADY1
    How long is he gonna pray for?
[11:33] TAKUMI
    Touchy-feely, like adults! Please!
[11:34] LADY2
    He must've donated, like, 10,000 yen.
[11:36] TAKUMI
    Anyway, all that aside, I hope for world peace.
SIGN    A
    S
    T
    R
    O
    
    L
    O
    D
    G
    E
[11:42] REN
    I'm home!
[11:44] SHOKICHI
    Welcome back.
[12:07] SHOKICHI
    What's that you've got there?
[12:08] REN
    A robot vacuum.
[12:10] REN
    My friend Haruto-kun has one too.
[12:13] REN
    His parents both work, and they're loaded.
[12:16] REN
    The complete opposite of us.
[12:17] SHOKICHI
    Even Astro Lodge has a robot now?
[12:22] SHOKICHI
    Now I've seen everything.
[12:24] NAOSUKE
    Me, eat someone else's dead fish?
    How dare he make a scapedog out of me!
[12:28] NAOSUKE
    I will find the culprit
    if it's the last thing I do!
[12:33] MIRA
    It was in front of this tree.
[12:36] TAKUMI
    What's the matter?
[12:39] TAKUMI
    Who is that?
[12:41] MIRA
    The previous landlord, apparently.
[12:44] TAKUMI
    Ah. He must've really loved plums.
[12:48] TAKUMI
    He probably used the plums
    from this tree to make umeshu.
[12:52] MIRA
    Umeshu?
[12:53] TAKUMI
    The drinks in the basement.
[12:55] TAKUMI
    He must've made umeshu
    from this tree's fruit every year.
[13:04] REN
    Come on, suck it up.
[13:06] REN
    It's not vacuuming anything.
[13:08] REN
    Is it broken?
SIGN    May 1948
SIGN    May 1950
[13:19] TAKUMI
    Is something wrong?
[13:33] NAOSUKE
    What is that?
[13:35] TAKUMI
    Huh? That's weird. It's not opening!
[13:37] MIRA
    What? Open up!
[13:39] MIRA
    Somebody open the door!
[13:42] MIRA
    Help! Anybody out there?
[13:45] MIRA
    We're locked in here!
[13:49] MIRA
    What do we do?
SIGN    Please recharge
[13:50] TAKUMI
    Crap! I'm out of battery!
[14:00] TAKUMI
    Phew, that takes care of lighting, at least.
SIGN    May 1948
SIGN    May 1950
SIGN    June 1955
[14:08] TAKUMI
    "Tiens ta promesse." Keep your promise.
[14:13] TAKUMI
    That's what plums mean in floriography.
[14:16] TAKUMI
    Maybe he'd made a promise to someone dear.
[14:25] TAKUMI
    Am I stupid?!
[14:26] TAKUMI
    Bringing up floriography and trying
    to act all cool in the dark!
[14:29] TAKUMI
    And why did I say it
    in a foreign language?
[14:31] TAKUMI
    Gross! I'm so gross!
[14:33] MIRA
    I'd like to try it.
[14:34] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[14:36] MIRA
    Would you like to have some umeshu, too?
[14:42] REN
    A blackout?
[14:44] SHOKICHI
    Must be because you smacked that robot.
[14:46] REN
    What?!
[14:47] MIRA
    Cheers.
[14:54] MIRA
    It's so good!
[14:55] TAKUMI
    Vintage umeshu is a luxury drink.
[14:58] NAOSUKE
    Mira!
[14:59] NAOSUKE
    A Hubby has barged in!
[15:01] MIRA
    Hubby?!
[15:01] NAOSUKE
    Hide in there for a bit!
[15:03] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[15:04] TAKUMI
    Wait, what?
[15:09] NAOSUKE
    Not so fast!
[15:11] SHOKICHI
    Maybe it's a blown fuse.
[15:14] REN
    Where's the breaker? I'll go take a look.
[15:17] SHOKICHI
    Be careful.
[15:26] TERUKO
    Hey.
[15:28] TERUKO
    Why's it so dark in here?
[15:30] TERUKO
    Power outage?
[15:32] TAKUMI
    Mira-san, can I ask you something?
[15:35] MIRA
    Sure.
[15:36] TAKUMI
    Are you married?
[15:38] MIRA
    I'm not.
[15:41] TAKUMI
    Then what's with the whole widow thing?
[15:44] TAKUMI
    And the guy just now had
    the same voice as the man before.
[15:47] TAKUMI
    Is Mira-san not actually a widow?
[15:49] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san.
[15:51] TAKUMI
    Y-Yes?
[15:52] MIRA
    May I ask you a question too?
[15:54] TAKUMI
    Sure.
[15:55] MIRA
    What's for breakfast tomorrow?
[15:59] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[15:59] MIRA
    Ever since coming here,
[16:01] MIRA
    thinking about the next day's breakfast has
    been what I look forward to most.
[16:09] TAKUMI
    Really?
[16:10] MIRA
    Really.
[16:12] MIRA
    Before I came here,
    I had no time to think about food.
[16:17] MIRA
    I had to live up to expectations.
[16:20] MIRA
    Expectations that I'd always
    make the right call.
[16:23] MIRA
    Failure was not an option.
    I didn't have the freedom to do anything.
[16:26] TAKUMI
    You were working for a really
    exploitative company, huh?
[16:29] TAKUMI
    I'm glad you got out of it.
[16:31] MIRA
    I can't get out.
[16:33] TAKUMI
    Wait, you're still part of it?
[16:35] TAKUMI
    Are you working two jobs?
    Yikes. You really should quit.
[16:42] MIRA
    Am I allowed to quit?
[16:45] TAKUMI
    Of course you are.
[16:48] TAKUMI
    You're free to live your life as you please.
[16:55] TAKUMI
    What do you want for breakfast tomorrow?
[16:58] TAKUMI
    Tell me what you'd like. Anything goes.
[17:03] TAKUMI
    I'll make whatever you want!
[17:18] MIRA
    Beans'n'rice.
[17:28] TAKUMI
    Touchy-feely time!
[17:41] NAOSUKE
    Tch.
[18:14] TERUKO
    Mornin'.
[18:17] TERUKO
    What happened to your face?
[18:19] TAKUMI
    Oh, we just got a little touchy-feely.
[18:21] TERUKO
    Wha?
[18:22] TAKUMI
    Don't worry about it.
[18:23] TERUKO
    Whoa, beans'n'rice! I love it!
[18:28] TERUKO
    Let's eat.
SIGN    Today's Menu
    
    
    Beans'n'Rice Combo
[18:34] TAKUMI
    Can I ask you something?
[18:36] TERUKO
    What?
[18:36] TAKUMI
    Uh... there's this widow,
    but there was a man in her room.
[18:41] TAKUMI
    And then some random hubby
    barged in, and she had to hide.
[18:47] TAKUMI
    What do you think's going on here?
[18:49] TERUKO
    The heck?
[18:50] TAKUMI
    I mean, uh, a friend
    asked me for advice about it.
[18:55] TAKUMI
    I don't really have the full picture either,
    but it seems complicated.
[18:59] TERUKO
    Huh. Well, the whole thing makes
    no sense, but that widow's clearly...
[19:04] TAKUMI
    Clearly what?
[19:06] TERUKO
    Human trash.
[19:16] MIRA
    Yes?
[19:17] TAKUMI
    It's me, Miyasaka.
[19:24] TAKUMI
    I made rice balls out of the beans'n'rice.
[19:26] TAKUMI
    Have them, if you'd like.
[19:28] TAKUMI
    Also, here. Medicine for a hangover.
[19:31] TAKUMI
    It's more effective on a full stomach.
[19:33] MIRA
    Oh, thank you for everything.
[19:36] TAKUMI
    Hey...
[19:38] TAKUMI
    Get well soon.
[19:41] MIRA
    Thank you.
[19:50] NAOSUKE
    If Her Majesty saw you now...
[19:52] MIRA
    Say no more.
[19:54] NAOSUKE
    The fact that a spy from Planet Hub was here
[19:56] NAOSUKE
    means that they know where the key is hidden.
[19:59] NAOSUKE
    We need to find it right away.
[20:01] NAOSUKE
    It'd be the end of the world if a Hubby
    gained the right to take Planet Wid's throne.
[20:06] MIRA
    Do you know what plum blossoms
    mean in floriography?
[20:09] NAOSUKE
    "Floriography"?
[20:10] MIRA
    Apparently, the flora of Earth
    symbolize something in words.
[20:16] NAOSUKE
    Oh?
[20:18] MIRA
    "I'll keep my promise"?
[20:21] MIRA
    What did you promise?
[20:26] MIRA
    Dear Mother,
[20:28] MIRA
    I trust this message finds you in good health.
[20:31] MIRA
    While Earth is full of things
    that are unknown to Planet Wid,
[20:35] MIRA
    it appears that there are things on Wid
    that I don't know either.
[20:39] MIRA
    Are you familiar with someone
    named Shimotakaido Tasuke?
[20:44] MIRA
    Was he a Wido?
[20:47] MIRA
    If he was, then what brought him to Earth?
[21:04] MIRA
    This is all to obtain the key.
[21:06] MIRA
    Please look into him and let me know
    as soon as possible.
[21:10] TAKUMI
    Mira-san.
[21:12] TAKUMI
    What are you up to?
[21:14] MIRA
    Oh, nothing. It's just, the stars in the sky
    are so pretty tonight.
[21:18] TAKUMI
    Is your hangover gone?
[21:20] MIRA
    Oh, yes, more or less.
[21:23] MIRA
    The medicine really helped. Thank you.
[21:25] TAKUMI
    Glad to hear it.
[21:28] TAKUMI
    Here.
[21:29] MIRA
    Hey, I've been wanting to watch this!
[21:32] TAKUMI
    I know. There's a projector in the living room,
[21:34] TAKUMI
    so check it out when you have time.
[21:37] TAKUMI
    Bye.
[21:37] MIRA
    Let's watch it together.
[21:39] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[21:39] MIRA
    Oh, wait, you're really busy.
[21:42] TAKUMI
    Not at all!
[21:43] TAKUMI
    I have so much free time!
    Let's watch it together!
[21:46] SHOIN
    Mira.
[21:54] MIRA
    Shoin?
[21:58] TAKUMI
    Uh...
[22:00] TAKUMI
    Who might you be?
[22:03] SHOIN
    How I've missed you, Mira.
[22:05] MIRA
    I'm so happy to see you, too.
[22:10] SHOIN
    Oh, where are my manners? I am Shoin Ginger.
[22:14] SHOIN
    Mira's fiancé.
[22:15] TAKUMI
    What?!
SIGN    Shoin Ginger shows up out of nowhere.
SIGN    He's apparently Mira's fiancé, and a total stud.
SIGN    Meanwhile, the Hubbies begin a spy robot mission
SIGN    in order to obtain the key to the throne!

Season 1

E3 - Episode 3

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[00:00] TAKUMI
    Here.
[00:02] MIRA
    Hey, I've been wanting to watch this!
[00:05] MIRA
    Let's watch it together.
[00:06] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[00:07] SHOIN
    Mira.
[00:15] MIRA
    Shoin?
[00:19] TAKUMI
    Uh...
[00:21] TAKUMI
    Who might you be?
[00:24] SHOIN
    How I've missed you, Mira.
[00:26] MIRA
    I'm so happy to see you, too.
[00:31] SHOIN
    Oh, where are my manners? I am Shoin Ginger.
[00:35] SHOIN
    Mira's fiancé.
[00:36] TAKUMI
    What?!
SIGN    Astro Note
[02:11] MIRA
    Come on, Shoin. What do you mean, "fiancé"?
[02:14] SHOIN
    Hey, when we were kids, you always
    used to say you would marry me.
[02:19] MIRA
    That was so long ago.
[02:22] TAKUMI
    Oh, just kids' talk, huh?
[02:29] MIRA
    Shoin and I grew up together.
[02:31] SHOIN
    It is my pleasure to make your acquaintance.
[02:35] SHOIN
    And thank you for looking after Mira.
[02:37] TAKUMI
    If anything, she's the one looking after me.
[02:40] SHOIN
    You are...?
[02:41] TAKUMI
    Miyasaka Takumi.
    I'm in charge of breakfast here.
[02:45] SHOIN
    Ah, so you're a chef.
[02:48] SHOIN
    And what is your job here?
[02:50] TOMIHIRO
    I have no job!
[02:52] SHOIN
    Huh?
[02:53] TOMIHIRO
    Huh?
[02:55] SHOINTOMIHIRO
    Huh?
[02:57] SHOIN
    Naosuke? Why are you standing like that?
[03:00] MIRA
    Oh!
[03:02] MIRA
    Shoin!
[03:02] MIRA
    It's been so long!
[03:04] MIRA
    We have much to talk about!
    Let's go catch up!
[03:07] MIRA
    To the front we go!
[03:18] REN
    Something reeks.
[03:19] TERUKO
    Yeah, reeks of "more than
    just a childhood friend."
[03:22] TOMIHIRO
    Indeed.
[03:26] SHOIN
    You're keeping your
    Planet Wid origin a secret?!
[03:28] MIRA
    Shh!
[03:29] SHOIN
    Oh, my apologies.
[03:31] NAOSUKE
    We don't want to make the locals panic.
[03:34] NAOSUKE
    I'm not pretending to be a dog
    because I want to, you know.
[03:37] SHOIN
    Then those people earlier were...?
[03:39] MIRA
    The residents of Astro Lodge here.
[03:41] SHOIN
    I assumed they were your servants.
[03:44] NAOSUKE
    So, what did you come all the way
    here from Planet Wid for?
[03:48] NAOSUKE
    Not to sightsee, surely?
[03:51] SHOIN
    Planet Hub has caught on to the fact that
    Wid's next queen is looking for a key here.
[03:56] NAOSUKE
    A spy was here yesterday.
[03:59] SHOIN
    I'm sure there are more on the way.
[04:02] SHOIN
    Have you found the key?
[04:04] MIRA
    Not yet.
[04:05] SHOIN
    Don't worry, Mira. I'll keep you safe.
[04:09] SHOIN
    That's why I'm here.
[04:11] SHOIN
    Let's look for the key together.
SIGN    A
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    L
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[04:15] MIRA
    I'll walk you.
[04:16] SHOIN
    It's fine.
[04:19] SHOIN
    See you.
[04:20] MIRA
    Yeah.
[04:20] SHOIN
    What was it you mentioned? Dora...
[04:22] MIRA
    Dorayaki.
[04:23] SHOIN
    Ah, yes, dorayaki.
[04:25] MIRA
    Yes, dorayaki.
[04:35] TOMIHIRO
    You holed up awfully long in your room
    together, just the two of you.
[04:38] MIRA
    Naosuke was with us, too.
[04:40] TERUKO
    What did you do?
[04:41] MIRA
    What do you mean, what?
[04:43] TERUKO
    Ah, you did it.
[04:44] TOMIHIRO
    Did the deed.
[04:46] MIRA
    What the heck?
[04:47] TOMIHIRO
    "Ah, yes, dorayaki." What's up with that?
[04:50] MIRA
    Huh? He asked me what
    was good to eat in town,
[04:53] MIRA
    so I told him the dorayaki
    at the arcade is pretty yummy.
[04:56] TERUKO
    Did he come from somewhere with
    no dorayaki? Wait, is he a foreigner?
[05:00] MIRA
    Huh? Uh, I guess.
[05:02] TOMIHIRO
    You said you grew up together.
    Does that mean you're from overseas too?
[05:08] TERUKO
    Where?
[05:12] MIRA
    U... K?
[05:13] TERUKO
    UK? The United Kingdom?!
[05:16] TERUKO
    He's from England?
[05:18] TOMIHIRO
    What's his job? What does he do?
[05:20] MIRA
    Uh, back home, he runs
    a natural energy business.
[05:24] TERUKO
    An entrepreneur?!
[05:25] TOMIHIRO
    How much does he make?
[05:26] TERUKO
    Why'd he come here?
[05:27] TOMIHIRO
    What's his net worth?
[05:30] MIRA
    What's with the interrogation?!
[05:32] MIRA
    Knock it off already!
[05:38] TERUKO
    An Englishman and an entrepreneur.
    Attractive and loaded.
[05:41] TAKUMI
    Wha? What's your point?
[05:43] TOMIHIRO
    I'm sorry for your loss.
[05:47] NAOSUKE
    "I'll keep you safe," my ass.
[05:49] NAOSUKE
    I can't believe how corny he is.
[05:52] MIRA
    You've always been Shoin's harshest critic.
[05:56] NAOSUKE
    I'm just the type of guy who can't
    stand hot, rich, and nice guys.
[06:02] MIRA
    What have you got there?
[06:07] NAOSUKE
    A security camera.
[06:08] NAOSUKE
    You know how breakfast
    keeps going missing lately?
[06:11] MIRA
    Isn't that your doing?
[06:14] NAOSUKE
    I would never stoop so low as to steal
    food off someone else's table!
[06:17] NAOSUKE
    Lies and slander, I say!
[06:19] MIRA
    Then who's doing it?
[06:24] NAOSUKE
    I'm going to find whoever it is with
    this and catch them red-handed.
[06:28] MIRA
    Could it be... a ghost?
[06:30] NAOSUKE
    Wha?
SIGN    The True Horror Stories Series
    Paranormal Phenomena
[06:32] MIRA
    It seems some spirits stay in
    the mortal realm out of intense regret.
[06:35] MIRA
    The people of Earth call them "ghosts."
[06:37] NAOSUKE
    Where'd you get that book?
[06:39] MIRA
    Ren-kun lent it to me.
[06:41] NAOSUKE
    I get the feeling life on Earth
    is draining your IQ.
[06:45] NAOSUKE
    We must find the key
     and return to Wid at once.
[06:49] MIRA
    Maybe it's Tasuke-san's ghost.
[06:53] NAOSUKE
    Ridiculous.
[06:55] NAOSUKE
    Ghosts can't be real!
[06:57] MIRA
    But what if they are?
[07:02] NAOSUKE
    If it is him, we can ask him
    where the key is. That works out.
[07:14] NAOSUKE
    Around here should be fine.
[07:42] REN
    You're not really a dog, are you?
[07:45] REN
    I know your secret.
[07:48] REN
    Hold it!
[07:58] REN
    Huh?
[08:00] REN
    Naosuke?
[08:09] REN
    That's weird.
[08:13] REN
    Naosuke?
[08:24] ALL
    Let's eat!
[08:33] MIRA
    Ketchup?
[08:34] SHOKICHI
    Ketchup for the whites. Salt for the yolk.
[08:38] MIRA
    Oh?
[08:39] TERUKO
    I'm on Team Soy Sauce.
[08:49] TERUKO
    Yum!
[09:02] MIRA
    Delicious.
[09:07] MIRA
    My, look at the time.
[09:09] MIRA
    Shokichi-san, will you be here around noon?
[09:12] SHOKICHI
    Yeah.
[09:13] MIRA
    If we get any deliveries,
    could you receive them for me?
[09:16] SHOKICHI
    Sure.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Today's Menu
    - Sunny Side Up
    - Miso Soup
[09:17] TERUKO
    Going out again?
[09:19] MIRA
    Yeah.
[09:20] TERUKO
    A date?!
[09:21] MIRA
    It's not like that.
[09:23] TERUKO
    But, hey, you've been coming home late
    ever since your fiancé showed up.
[09:27] MIRA
    He's not my fiancé.
[09:29] MIRA
    Anyway, Shokichi-san, take care of it.
[09:32] SHOKICHI
    I will.
[09:33] MIRA
    Thanks for the meal.
[09:37] TAKUMI
    If wishes can come true,
[09:39] TAKUMI
    I wish to be the grain of rice on her cheek.
[09:44] TAKUMI
    Yeah, Mira-san's been going out
    a lot more ever since that guy arrived.
[09:49] TAKUMI
    Mira-san...
[09:50] TAKUMI
    Are you meeting up with him?
[09:55] MIRA
    Did I keep you waiting?
[09:56] SHOIN
    Not at all.
[09:58] MIRA
    Great.
[09:59] TAKUMI
    Mira-san.
[10:09] TAKUMI
    Mira-san!
[10:14] TAKUMI
    Maybe she's going out for work?
[10:16] TAKUMI
    She did say she was also working
    for some exploitative company.
[10:20] TAKUMI
    Yep, that's it. That's gotta be it.
[10:47] MIRA
    Good evening.
[10:49] TAKUMI
    Oh, did you just get back?
[10:51] MIRA
    Yeah.
[10:52] TAKUMI
    Welcome home.
[10:53] MIRA
    Thanks. What about you?
[10:57] MIRA
    What's with that?
[10:59] TAKUMI
    Oh...
[11:00] TAKUMI
    Er... I had this sudden urge to drink
    some barley tea in the fresh air outside.
[11:05] MIRA
    Is that so?
[11:06] TAKUMI
    Oh, would you like to join...
[11:13] MIRA
    I'm beat.
[11:16] NAOSUKE
    How'd it go? Learn anything?
[11:21] NAOSUKE
    Too bad.
[11:23] MIRA
    There was too much data to go through.
[11:27] MIRA
    Where did you put the key, Tasuke-san?
[11:31] ---
    
[12:04] REN
    You're lucky.
[12:07] REN
    You can get through life
    just pretending to be a dog.
[12:12] TAKUMI
    Mira-san.
[12:20] TAKUMI
    Oh, why I'm dressed like this?
[12:22] TAKUMI
    I had an interview today. Do I look weird?
[12:25] MIRA
    Not at all. You look great.
[12:28] TAKUMI
    How about you?
    On your way back from work?
[12:30] MIRA
    Huh?
[12:31] TAKUMI
    When we drank that umeshu,
    you mentioned you were working another job.
[12:36] TAKUMI
    You've been going out a lot lately.
    I was wondering if it was for work.
[12:40] MIRA
    Oh, yeah.
[12:44] TAKUMI
    Hey! "You've been going out a lot lately"?
[12:47] TAKUMI
    Way to make it sound like
    you've been stalking her!
[12:50] TAKUMI
    I bet she's thinking,
    "Yikes, this dude is creepy"!
[12:54] MIRA
    Gosh! Did I really say that when I was drunk?
[12:58] MIRA
    I don't remember it at all.
[12:59] MIRA
    Alcohol is so scary.
[13:03] TAKUMI
    We're home.
[13:08] TAKUMI
    What's up, Ren-kun?
[13:11] REN
    N-Nothing.
[13:15] REN
    Hey!
SIGN    Notice Regarding the Spring Term Field Trip
[13:18] MIRA
    A field trip notice?
[13:21] TAKUMI
    You're going to Enoshima?
[13:23] REN
    Yeah...
[13:24] TAKUMI
    What, you don't want to go?
[13:25] REN
    I mean, I'll need to take lunch.
[13:29] MIRA
    Lunch?
[13:30] REN
    My friends' parents make
    all their lunches to bring.
[13:34] REN
    But you know my pops.
    He's not going to do that for me.
[13:37] REN
    For the last field trip, I had to take
    rice balls from the convenience store.
[13:41] REN
    And the one before, bread
    from the convenience store.
[13:43] TAKUMI
    Oh, is that it?
[13:47] TAKUMI
    Don't worry. I'll make you
    a super-delish lunch box.
[13:51] REN
    For real?
[13:52] TAKUMI
    For real.
[13:53] REN
    For reals real? You mean it?
[13:54] TAKUMI
    For reals real. I mean that.
[13:56] REN
    A regular one, okay?
[13:58] TAKUMI
    I know. It'll be super regular.
[14:00] REN
    With omelet?
[14:01] TAKUMI
    You got it.
[14:02] REN
    And wieners!
[14:03] TAKUMI
    Very well. I'll make them octopus-shaped.
[14:06] REN
    Woo-hoo!
[14:11] TAKUMI
    Don't get dizzy, now.
SIGN    A
    S
    T
    R
    O
    
    L
    O
    D
    G
    E
[14:18] TOMIHIRO
    Thanks for doing this, Miyasaka-kun.
[14:20] TOMIHIRO
    I'll remember this for as long as I remember.
[14:23] TAKUMI
    All good, all good.
[14:32] TAKUMI
    That should do it.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Today's Menu
    - Sunny Side Up
    - Miso Soup
[14:34] TOMIHIRO
    Do you have your hanky and your tissues?
[14:36] REN
    Yeah!
[14:38] REN
    Where's the lunch box?
[14:39] TAKUMI
    It's right there.
[14:42] REN
    Where?
[14:43] TAKUMI
    Right... Huh?
[14:47] TAKUMI
    That's weird. I put it right there.
[14:50] MIRA
    What's wrong?
[14:52] TAKUMI
    Well, the lunch box I left here went miss—
[14:55] TAKUMI
    Wait, don't tell me...
[14:57] TAKUMI
    Not you again, Naosuke.
[15:10] REN
    Money, please. I'll buy some rice balls
    from the convenience store.
[15:16] MIRA
    It's okay. I promise I'll bring you
    your lunch box by lunchtime.
[15:22] REN
    For real?
[15:23] MIRA
    For reals real. I mean it, for real.
[15:25] MIRA
    So go have fun on your field trip.
[15:29] REN
    Okay.
[15:31] REN
    I'm off.
[15:32] MIRA
    Take care!
[15:38] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san!
[15:39] MIRA
    Please prepare another lunch box!
[15:42] TAKUMI
    Sure thing!
SIGN    Notice Regarding the Spring Term Field Trip
[15:47] TOMIHIRO
    It says here they'll be
    eating lunch at Katase Beach.
[15:51] MIRA
    Where is that?
[15:53] MIRA
    Come show me the way, Wakabayashi-san.
[15:55] MIRA
    I've never been to Enoshima.
[15:59] TOMIHIRO
    I'm afraid I can't.
[16:02] TOMIHIRO
    I would love to do this for my beloved kid,
[16:05] TOMIHIRO
    but I've got work in the afternoon.
[16:07] TOMIHIRO
    Can you go instead, Miyasaka-kun?
[16:10] TOMIHIRO
    Now we're even for the lunch box.
[16:13] TOMIHIRO
    Enjoy your date in Enoshima on the way back.
[16:15] TAKUMI
    Wha?!
[16:16] MIRA
    Let's go, Miyasaka-san.
[16:19] TAKUMI
    O-Okay.
[16:20] MIRA
    We're off!
[16:24] TAKUMI
    Katase Beach is around here, it seems.
[16:28] TAKUMI
    She's so close.
[16:28] MIRA
    Will we make it?
[16:30] TAKUMI
    With ease, if we take the rapid express.
[16:42] MYSTERYVOICE
    Is she transporting something?
[16:45] MYSTERYVOICE
    Is it the key? After her!
[16:47] STATIONSTAFFPA
    We expect service to resume a little past noon.
[16:52] MIRA
    What do we do?
[16:53] TAKUMI
    How else can we get there?!
[16:55] SHOIN
    Mira!
[16:56] MIRA
    Shoin?
[16:57] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[17:00] SHOIN
    The Hubbies are on the move.
    Head to the shelter in my place—
[17:03] MIRA
    Shoin, take us to Enoshima!
[17:05] SHOIN
    "Enoshima"?
[17:06] MIRA
    Hurry!
[17:07] SHOIN
    Got it.
[17:09] SHOIN
    Hop in.
[17:11] TAKUMI
    Get in the back, Mira-san.
[17:14] TAKUMI
    Please hurry. There's no time.
[17:21] TAKUMI
    I'll look up the route.
[17:22] TAKUMI
    Er... We're here right now...
[17:24] SHOIN
    To Enoshima, please.
[17:25] AI
    Enoshima? Understood.
[17:37] SHOIN
    Can you get us to Katase Beach by 12?
[17:40] AI
    It's possible. Current ETA is 11:56:40.
[17:45] MIRA
    That's cutting it close.
    Can't we get there a bit earlier?
[17:49] SHOIN
    Can you get us there by 11:30?
[17:51] AI
    Understood. Changing speeds.
[17:54] MIRA
    Phew. Thanks, Shoin.
[17:57] SHOIN
    No problem.
[18:12] MIRA
    No! The lunch box!
[18:13] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[18:14] SHOIN
    Lunch box?!
[18:15] TAKUMI
    A kite?!
[18:17] MIRA
    Enemy attack! Don't let it get away!
[18:19] SHOIN
    Cancel self-driving! Switch to manual mode!
[18:22] AI
    Understood.
[18:56] TAKUMI
    Ugh. I feel sick...
[19:07] TAKUMI
    Mira-san!
[19:11] TAKUMI
    Screw you, birdbrain!
[19:12] TAKUMI
    Get lost!
[19:14] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san!
[19:18] TAKUMI
    Ow!
[19:19] TAKUMI
    Wait, timeout!
[19:28] SHOIN
    Are you okay?
[19:31] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san! Are you all right?
[19:34] TAKUMI
    I'm okay.
[19:38] TAKUMI
    I'm anything but okay.
[19:40] TAKUMI
    An English entrepreneur who is hot,
    rich, and strong to boot?
[19:47] TAKUMI
    You can't just spring that on me, damn it.
[19:55] TEACHER
    All right, it's time for lunch.
[20:01] HARUTO
    Where do you wanna eat?
[20:03] GIRL 1
    How about there?
[20:04] HARUTO
    Where do you wanna eat, Ren?
[20:06] HARUTO
    We'll miss out on the good spots
    if we don't hurry.
[20:09] REN
    Y-Yeah...
[20:10] MIRA
    Ren-kun!
[20:20] MIRA
    Here's your lunch.
[20:23] REN
    Thanks.
[20:25] GIRL 1
    Who's that, Ren-kun?
[20:27] GIRL 2
    Your mom and dad?
[20:28] TAKUMI
    Wrong!
[20:29] GIRL 2
    Who's this dude?
[20:31] REN
    Our cook.
[20:32] TAKUMI
    Listen, kid.
[20:34] TAKUMI
    Don't say it like that.
[20:50] MIRA
    Ren-kun looks overjoyed.
[20:52] TAKUMI
    That's great.
[20:55] TAKUMI
    Not that bird again!
[20:56] TAKUMI
    Watch out, kids!
    That bird's coming to steal your lunch!
[21:00] TAKUMI
    Protect the lunches your mom and dad
    woke up early to make for you!
[21:07] TAKUMI
    Go away!
[21:09] TAKUMI
    Actually, come here!
    Let me see you for a second!
[21:09] SHOIN
    Your chef is a lively fellow, Mira.
    It's fun watching him.
[21:15] MIRA
    Yeah. There's never a boring
    moment with him around.
[21:20] KID
    Wait, wait!
[21:29] MIRA
    We'll be leaving now, Ren-kun.
[21:34] MIRA
    Ren-kun?
[21:38] TAKUMI
    She's cute. Do you like her?
[21:40] REN
    It's not like that!
[21:43] TAKUMI
    Must be his first crush.
[21:45] MIRA
    Huh?
[21:46] TAKUMI
    Ah, puppy love.
[22:06] NAOSUKE
    Are you kidding me?!
[22:14] NAOSUKE
    Eek!
SIGN    A breakfast-stealing ghost is haunting Astro Lodge.
SIGN    Takumi and gang try to uncover its secret.
SIGN    And then, Takumi and Mira make huge progress?
SIGN    Whoa, we're getting romcom-y in here!

Season 1

E4 - Episode 4

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[00:00] NAOSUKE
    Are you kidding me?!
SIGN    Astro Note
[01:51] TAKUMI
    She's a widow.
[01:53] TAKUMI
    And I hear some man in her room talking to her.
[01:56] TAKUMI
    She hides when some hubby shows up,
[01:59] TAKUMI
    and now some self-proclaimed fiancé
    appears out of nowhere.
[02:03] TAKUMI
    Mira-san...
[02:04] TAKUMI
    Listing off just the facts I know
    clearly makes her seem like...
[02:10] (Flashback) TERUKO
    Human trash.
[02:11] TAKUMI
    But why am I spending so much time
    agonizing over such "trash"?
[02:17] TAKUMI
    Mira-san.
[02:19] TAKUMI
    Mira-san...
[02:21] TAKUMI
    Mira-san!
[02:34] TAKUMI
    What is this?
[02:36] MIRA
    You know how people's breakfasts
    have been going missing?
[02:40] MIRA
    If it really was Naosuke's doing,
    I had to make things right.
[02:44] MIRA
    So I set up a camera
    to monitor the dining room,
[02:47] MIRA
    which captured this... thing.
[02:51] MIRA
    What do you think it is?
[02:55] TAKUMI
    A ghost?
[02:56] MIRA
    You think so too?
[02:57] TAKUMI
    Well, I don't know about that,
    but they're definitely dangerous.
[03:03] MIRA
    What should I do?
[03:05] TAKUMI
    The obvious move is to call the police,
[03:08] TAKUMI
    but if it really turns out
    to be a ghost, then...
[03:11] MIRA
    What then?
[03:12] TAKUMI
    People will say Astro Lodge is haunted,
    which will destroy its rep.
[03:17] MIRA
    Oh, no...
[03:20] TAKUMI
    Hey, wait. Is Mira-san turning
    to me for help right now?
[03:26] TAKUMI
    Have you told the others about this?
[03:29] MIRA
    Not yet.
[03:30] TAKUMI
    Not even your fiancé?
[03:31] MIRA
    Shoin's not my fiancé.
[03:34] MIRA
    Also, this has nothing to do with him.
[03:39] TAKUMI
    Let's go!
[03:40] TAKUMI
    Let me handle this, Mira-san.
[03:43] TAKUMI
    They may be a ghost, they may be dangerous...
[03:45] TAKUMI
    But that breakfast thief is gonna pay.
[03:47] TAKUMI
    I'll catch them and make sure of it!
[03:54] TAKUMI
    See you tomorrow morning.
[03:56] MIRA
    Yeah. Good luck.
[04:01] TAKUMI
    Mira-san's counting on me!
    Me, and nobody else!
[04:10] NAOSUKE
    Why him, of all people?
[04:12] NAOSUKE
    Even among the mammals, he's awfully weak.
[04:16] MIRA
    I mean, he's the one making those breakfasts.
[04:20] NAOSUKE
    I don't know...
[04:23] NAOSUKE
    if he can handle it.
[04:24] MIRA
    He said he had a plan.
[04:27] NAOSUKE
    Yeah, but he's a moron.
[04:28] MIRA
    You meanie. How about
    you catch the thief, then?
[04:33] NAOSUKE
    Are they really a thief, though?
[04:35] MIRA
    Huh? Wait, do you think it's a ghost, too?
[04:38] NAOSUKE
    O-Of course not! Don't be ridiculous!
SIGN    The True Horror Stories Series
    Paranormal Phenomena
[04:49] NAOSUKE
    G-Gho...
[05:13] TAKUMI
    They always make their move before
    or after breakfast time, never during.
[05:18] TAKUMI
    I'll lure them out with this aroma
    and catch them in the act.
[05:21] MIRA
    What is that?
[05:22] TAKUMI
    Soup curry.
[05:24] MIRA
    Soup curry?
[05:25] TAKUMI
    I've packed it full of veggies—
    carrot, potato, eggplant, okra—
[05:28] TAKUMI
    and used lots of tomato in the soup
    to make it mild enough for breakfast.
[05:33] MIRA
    Wow, that sounds delicious!
[05:35] TAKUMI
    Ow!
[05:38] MIRA
    Th-The bowl's filled to the brim
    with that soup, huh?
[05:41] TAKUMI
    Oho! You've got a keen eye.
[05:44] TAKUMI
    The soup curry's aroma
    will lure the thief here.
[05:48] TAKUMI
    And it looks delicious.
[05:50] TAKUMI
    The thief will try to take it away,
    but it's piping hot and filled to the brim.
[05:54] TAKUMI
    They won't be able to grab it
    and run like before.
[05:57] TAKUMI
    That's when we jump out and capture them!
[06:01] TAKUMI
    There's a chance they'll try
    to escape with it anyway.
[06:05] TAKUMI
    But rest assured.
[06:07] TAKUMI
    Could anyone run away with that bowl
    without spilling the soup at all?
[06:12] TAKUMI
    Nay! It is impossible, I say!
[06:14] TAKUMI
    As long as we follow the soup trail,
    we'll find the thief for sure!
[06:20] MIRA
    Is that your plan?
[06:22] TAKUMI
    Sure is!
    Let's make sure we catch them!
[06:24] MIRA
    R-Right.
[06:26] TAKUMI
    Shh. They're here.
[06:35] TAKUMI
    Now!
[06:44] MIRA
    They're gone.
[06:45] TAKUMI
    I-It's okay. Let's just follow the trail.
[06:50] TAKUMI
    Huh? No way.
[06:53] TAKUMI
    Not a single drop?!
[06:55] MIRA
    The soup curry's gone without a trace.
[06:58] TAKUMI
    Could it be?
[07:00] TERUKO
    Mornin'.
[07:01] MIRA
    Is it really a ghost?
[07:03] TERUKO
    What're you talking about?
[07:04] TAKUMI
    Oh, but they did get burned, right?
[07:07] TAKUMI
    They went, like, "Hot, hot!"
[07:09] TAKUMI
    What kind of ghost does that?
[07:11] TERUKO
    Seriously, what is this about?
[07:16] MIRA
    Naosuke? What's wrong?
[07:20] TAKUMI
    I think Naosuke caught a scent!
[07:22] TAKUMI
    Nice job, police dog Naosuke! This way?
[07:27] TERUKO
    Someone fill me in.
[07:34] TAKUMI
    In here?
[07:38] TAKUMI
    In here?
[07:41] MIRA
    This must be it.
[07:48] TERUKO
    What?!
[07:54] TERUKO
    Wait, are you seriously going?
[08:01] TERUKO
    What even is this place?
[08:02] TOMIHIRO
    How creepy.
[08:03] TAKUMI
    Whoa! That scared me!
[08:05] TERUKO
    Wakabayashi-san? When did you get here?
[08:07] TOMIHIRO
    Why is it so cold in here?
[08:09] TOMIHIRO
    I'm getting the chills.
    We're definitely going to see one.
[08:12] TERUKO
    See what?
[08:14] TOMIHIRO
    A ghost, that's what.
[08:16] TOMIHIRO
    Believe it or not, I have a sixth sense
    that lets me see dead people.
[08:20] TERUKO
    Oh, please.
[08:23] TOMIHIRO
    You've been possessed
    by a ghost, Miyasaka-kun!
[08:26] TOMIHIRO
    Let me exorcise it for you.
[08:30] TOMIHIRO
    I'll do it at a special neighbors'
    discount—only 10,000 yen!
[08:34] TAKUMI
    Please drop the scam artist act.
[08:42] MIRA
    Dead end.
[08:47] MIRA
    There's something here.
[08:48] TAKUMI
    What?
[08:51] TERUKO
    What is that noise?
[08:53] TOMIHIRO
    It's a ghost, like I said.
[08:54] TAKUMI
    Seriously, knock it off.
[09:09] AOI
    Ow, hot.
[09:20] MIRA
    Who are you?
[09:23] AOI
    I'm Kamimachi Aoi.
[09:25] MIRA
    What are you doing here?
[09:27] AOI
    I live here.
[09:29] ALL
    Huh?
[09:30] TAKUMI
    Wait, is this...
[09:38] TERUKO
    There was a room here?
[09:44] MIRA
    So you live in Room 7?
[09:49] TOMIHIRO
    Since when?
[09:51] TERUKO
    Don't tell me you were here before me.
[09:55] MIRA
    Were you here before I took over?
[09:59] TERUKO
    Did you know about this, Wakabayashi-san?
[10:02] TOMIHIRO
    Not a clue.
[10:02] SHOKICHI
    Oh, Aoi-chan. Long time no see.
[10:05] MIRA
    You know her, Shokichi-san?
[10:08] SHOKICHI
    Yeah, I met her when Tasuke-san
    brought her here.
[10:11] TERUKO
    Oh, Tasuke-san did?
[10:13] TERUKO
    Here I thought she was just squatting.
[10:17] SHOKICHI
    Yeah, right.
[10:20] TOMIHIRO
    Well, Tasuke-san was prone
    to this sort of thing.
[10:23] MIRA
    Uh, so what's the meaning of this?
[10:26] MIRA
    Tasuke-san was the previous landlord, right?
[10:28] SHOKICHI
    Yeah, and he was the sort of man
    who couldn't ignore someone in need.
[10:35] TERUKO
    Including us.
[10:36] TERUKO
    He helped us out and gave us a place to live.
[10:39] TOMIHIRO
    If it weren't for him,
[10:41] TOMIHIRO
    my son and I would be dead in a ditch by now.
[10:44] SHOKICHI
    Aoi-chan is just a little bit shy, you see.
[10:49] SHOKICHI
    So Tasuke-san modified Room 7 to be
    accessible without running into people.
[10:56] SHOKICHI
    Right?
[10:59] MIRA
    So you were taking the breakfasts because...
[11:03] AOI
    ...breakfast is the foundation of life.
SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[11:06] MIRA
    Huh?
[11:08] AOI
    That's what Tasuke-san always said.
[11:10] AOI
    I didn't realize most of you
    didn't even know I was here.
[11:15] AOI
    I just thought you were leaving food
    out for me as an act of kindness.
[11:19] TOMIHIRO
    Sorry! I eat breakfast late,
    as the unemployed are wont to do.
[11:25] TERUKO
    I'm not sure that's a thing.
[11:28] MIRA
    This would never have happened
    if I'd checked up on all the details.
[11:33] MIRA
    I apologize.
[11:36] TAKUMI
    But how did you manage to carry
    that brimming bowl of soup curry?
[11:41] AOI
    On a tray.
[11:42] TAKUMI
    Still, it'd take some skill
    to not spill a single drop of it.
[11:46] AOI
    I used to be a waitress.
[11:49] TAKUMI
    Huh... You must've been great at your job.
[11:53] MIRA
    May I ask something?
    Where was Tasuke-san from?
[11:56] TERUKO
    Like, his hometown?
[11:58] TERUKO
    Aomori, I think.
[12:00] TERUKO
    He once shared some apples with me,
    saying his relatives sent him a package.
[12:04] TOMIHIRO
    Wait, not Kagoshima?
[12:06] TOMIHIRO
    I feel like he told me he had the same
    hometown as Saigo Takamori.
[12:09] SHOKICHI
    He was a mysterious man who
    never revealed much about himself.
[12:19] REN
    I'm home.
[12:20] TOMIHIRO
    Welcome back, Ren. Let me introduce you.
[12:23] TOMIHIRO
    This is Room 7's...
[12:25] TOMIHIRO
    Huh?
[12:26] TOMIHIRO
    She's gone.
[12:27] TERUKO
    Uh, no. I'm pretty sure
    she's right there in Room 7.
[12:34] SHOIN
    Wow, you had another resident?
[12:37] MIRA
    Yeah. That building is full of mysteries.
[12:40] MIRA
    It might have more doors and hallways
    that aren't on the plans.
[12:43] MIRA
    I wonder how Tasuke-san
    built that hidden hallway.
[12:48] MIRA
    I asked the residents about him,
    but it didn't help much.
[12:52] MIRA
    I can't even tell if he was
    an Earthling or a Wido.
SIGN    Nishi-Taishido Law Offices
[12:57] SHOIN
    Is this where we'll find Tasuke-san's lawyer?
[13:01] MIRA
    Yeah. Thanks, I'll be fine by myself.
[13:05] SHOIN
    Oh, no. I can't let Your Highness handle
    a matter of planetary importance all alone.
[13:10] MIRA
    Onward ho, then.
[13:13] KAORI
    I'm sorry. I'm afraid I know nothing
    about Shimotakaido Tasuke-san.
[13:19] MIRA
    Is that so...
[13:23] MIRA
    Sorry to bother you when you're so busy.
[13:27] KAORI
    Sunny-side up.
[13:29] MIRA
    What?
[13:30] KAORI
    And I loved the rice with tofu and seaweed.
[13:34] KAORI
    You see, I used to live there back
    when it was still called Asunaro Lodge.
[13:39] MIRA
    Really?
[13:40] KAORI
    Let me tell you a story about myself.
[13:44] KAORI
    A long time ago, when I was
    studying for the bar exam,
[13:47] KAORI
    Asunaro Lodge's breakfasts gave me
    the strength to keep going.
[13:51] KAORI
    I owe Tasuke-san a great debt of gratitude.
[13:54] KAORI
    He once said that if he were to die
[13:57] KAORI
    and someone came along
    asking to buy Asunaro Lodge,
[14:01] KAORI
    I was to avoid selling it
    while it still had tenants.
[14:05] KAORI
    But if a lady showed up with this crest,
[14:10] KAORI
    he wanted me to hand over
    all rights to the lodge to her.
[14:16] SHOIN
    Is that...
[14:17] KAORI
    I doubted if such a lady would
    ever come, but then one day...
[14:23] KAORI
    There you were! I couldn't believe my eyes!
[14:30] KAORI
    The end.
[14:32] SHOIN
    That settles it.
    Shimotakaido Tasuke was a Wido.
[14:36] SHOIN
    He must've spent his days on Earth
    waiting for us to come pick him up.
[14:39] MIRA
    But how did he come all the way to Earth?
[14:43] MIRA
    A Wido...
[14:44] OBACHAN
    My! Ohoho!
[14:45] MIRA
    We can't talk about it here, so let's go
    somewhere we can get some privacy.
[14:49] OBACHAN
    Aww, caught red-faced!
[14:52] MIRA
    I'm back.
[14:54] MIRA
    What's the matter?
[14:56] TOMIHIRO
    We thought we'd throw
    a welcoming party for Aoi-chan.
[14:59] TERUKO
    We never got to before, and it's
    the perfect excuse to hit the booze.
[15:05] MIRA
    We're about to hold a welcoming party for you.
[15:08] MIRA
    If you don't mind, would you like to join us?
[15:15] TOMIHIRO
    Should we try going in?
[15:17] MIRA
    Can we?
[15:19] TERUKO
    Huh? It's locked.
[15:21] TOMIHIRO
    Our foe is quite steadfast.
[15:23] MIRA
    She isn't our foe.
[15:25] TERUKO
    Let's party in Miyasaka-kun's room, then.
[15:27] TAKUMI
    What? Why?!
[15:29] TERUKO
    She might show up
    if she hears us enjoying ourselves.
[15:31] TERUKO
    Like Amaterasu from the Amano-Iwato cave.
[15:33] TAKUMI
    Okay, but why my room?
[15:35] TOMIHIRO
    It'd be nice to drink
    somewhere new for a change.
[15:39] TAKUMI
    Why can't we go to Matsubara-san's room?
[15:41] TAKUMI
    Ow!
[15:42] TERUKO
    Do you really think you can get access
    to an idol's room that easily?
[15:45] TOMIHIRO
    We'll be waiting, Aoi-chan!
[15:48] TERUKO
    Your key, Miyasaka-kun.
[15:50] TAKUMI
    Why is this happening to me?
[15:53] ALL
    Cheers!
[16:00] TERUKO
    Come on, drink up!
[16:07] SHOKICHI
    What are you doing, Ren?
[16:09] REN
    I'm the only one who hasn't seen her.
[16:11] SHOKICHI
    Staring at her door isn't going to make her
    any more willing to come out.
[16:16] SHOKICHI
    Come over here.
[16:21] TAKUMI
    Hey, don't touch my stuff.
[16:24] TERUKO
    Where're your porn mags, dude?
[16:26] TAKUMI
    I don't have any. And porn mags?
[16:29] TAKUMI
    Are you really 23?
[16:33] TOMIHIRO
    What is this?
[16:35] TOMIHIRO
    "Battle of the Chefs Winner"?
[16:38] TAKUMI
    Oh, that was when I was
    a cook back at the hotel.
[16:41] TAKUMI
    I won a competition for
    young-and-upcoming chefs.
[16:45] MIRA
    Wow, that's awesome!
[16:47] TERUKO
    Is it real?
[16:48] TERUKO
    I don't see your name on it.
[16:50] TERUKO
    You probably got it to fool any girls
    who step into your room.
[16:53] TAKUMI
    What are you talking about?
[16:54] TOMIHIRO
    My, what might this be?
[16:56] TERUKO
    I got it when I won a competition.
[16:58] TOMIHIRO
    Wow, that's so cool!
[17:00] TERUKOTOMIHIRO
    Is that your game?
[17:01] TAKUMI
    It's not like that!
[17:04] TAKUMI
    Where'd I put it?
[17:06] TAKUMI
    Found it!
[17:08] TAKUMI
    This is me.
[17:10] TOMIHIRO
    It is, too.
[17:11] TERUKO
    You didn't shop this, did you?
[17:13] TAKUMI
    Why would I?!
[17:15] TAKUMI
    Anyway, it's not a big deal
    because it was only for rookie chefs,
[17:20] TAKUMI
    but I was the youngest to ever win it.
[17:26] TAKUMI
    What's wrong?
[17:28] MIRA
    Oh, sorry for going through your stuff.
[17:31] TAKUMI
    Ah, that's the movie we were going to watch.
[17:35] MIRA
    I knew it.
[17:37] MIRA
    It looks like fun.
[17:49] SPESSGORL
    I will defend the universe with my fists!
[17:52] SPESSGORL
    My love goes Big Bang!
[18:08] MIRA
    That was great.
[18:10] TAKUMI
    They're showing Space Girl 2
    in cinemas right now.
[18:13] MIRA
    Wow, I'd like to see that too.
[18:15] TAKUMI
    Shall we go, then?
[18:16] MIRA
    I'd love to!
[18:18] TAKUMI
    Mira-san, Mira-san...
[18:20] TAKUMI
    Mira-san!
SIGN    35th Annual Battle of the Chefs Results Announced!
    Miyasaka Takumi Becomes Youngest Ever to Win Grand Prize!
SIGN    Space Girl 2
SIGN    Space Girl 2
[18:55] MIRA
    What was that breakfast dish they were
    eating in the middle of the movie?
[19:03] TAKUMI
    Eggs Benedict, I think.
[19:06] MIRA
    Eggs Benedict... It looked really delicious.
[19:10] TAKUMI
    Shall I make it for you sometime?
[19:12] MIRA
    Would you really?!
[19:13] TAKUMI
    Of course.
[19:14] MIRA
    Yay!
[19:16] MIRA
    You know...
[19:18] MIRA
    I love the breakfasts you make
    more than anything in the universe.
SIGN    Heat before you eat
SIGN    Miyasaka
[20:00] (Flashback) MIRA
    I love the breakfasts you make
    more than anything in the universe.
[20:07] (Flashback) MIRA
    I love the breakfasts you make
    more than anything in the universe.
[20:14] (Flashback) MIRA
    I love the breakfasts you make
    more than anything in the universe!
[20:20] (Flashback) MIRA
    I love you more than anything in the universe.
[20:33] OBACHAN
    Dearie me, someone's in a good mood.
[20:37] OBACHAN
    What's the good news? Did you win the lottery?
[20:41] TAKUMI
    Oh, no.
[20:43] OBACHAN
    Speaking of which,
    Yamada-san over in 4-chome
[20:46] OBACHAN
    won a million yen in the Year-End
    Jumbo Lottery last year.
[20:50] TAKUMI
    Crap! I got dragged into the
    old bat's nonsense again!
[20:50] OBACHAN
    He's keeping it a secret from his wife.
    They're on the verge of divorce.
[20:54] OBACHAN
    Must be so hard.
[20:56] OBACHAN
    What, you bought some leek?
[20:58] OBACHAN
    Speaking of leek...
[20:59] TAKUMI
    Huh, what are the odds?
[21:02] TAKUMI
    Oh, no. Looks like it's about to rain.
[21:05] TAKUMI
    My laundry's in danger. I should hurry.
[21:09] OBACHAN
    Before you go, what's this I hear
    about Mira-chan having a fiancé?
[21:13] TAKUMI
    He's not her fiancé, just her childhood friend.
[21:18] OBACHAN
    Oh, listen to yourself.
[21:20] OBACHAN
    I saw them going in together, you know.
[21:25] TAKUMI
    Going in where?
[21:26] OBACHAN
    A love hotel.
[21:29] OBACHAN
    That new one on the outskirts.
[21:33] OBACHAN
    And not just once or twice.
[21:36] OBACHAN
    Last week, it was pretty much
    every day around this time.
[21:41] OBACHAN
    A love hotel, in broad daylight!
[21:45] OBACHAN
    Must be nice to be young.
[21:47] OBACHAN
    Sweet rendezvous in the suite! Hah!
[21:54] TAKUMI
    What am I even doing?
SIGN    The ghost is really Kamimachi Aoi from Room 7.
SIGN    Is... Is Aoi in love with Takumi?
SIGN    Takumi, meanwhile, is in mourning after the love hotel scene.
SIGN    For some reason, he starts drying a whole bunch of squid...

Season 1

E5 - Episode 5

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[00:03] HARUTO
    Mom said I can spend money on my game if
    I get at least a 90 on the cram school test.
[00:09] HARUTO
    You have to spend to get
    the items you really want.
[00:17] CUTEGIRL
    Good morning!
[00:18] GIRL1
    Morning.
[00:20] GIRL2
    Morning.
[00:21] GIRL2
    You're wearing another cute outfit.
[00:22] CUTEGIRL
    Oh, come on.
[00:22] GIRL2
    I mean it!
SIGN    Astro Note
SIGN    A
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    D
    G
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[01:58] TERUKO
    Mornin'.
[01:59] MIRA
    Good morning.
[02:00] SHOKICHI
    Morning.
[02:02] MIRATERUKO
    Let's eat.
[02:10] SHOKICHI
    Here. It's lacking flavor, huh?
[02:12] TERUKO
    Right? I thought my taste buds
    had died or something.
[02:15] TERUKO
    Freaked me out!
[02:16] MIRA
    Did Miyasaka-san make this?
[02:19] SHOKICHI
    Of course.
[02:23] MIRA
    I wonder if something's wrong.
[02:25] SHOKICHI
    Oh, something's wrong, all right. With him.
[02:31] TERUKA
    Whatcha doing?
[02:33] TAKUMI
    Drying the squid we got from a neighbor.
[02:37] TAKUMI
    A tentalizing surfeit of squid for supper...
[02:40] TAKUMI
    Ink about it.
[02:42] TAKUMI
    Are you a squid?
[02:44] TAKUMI
    Inkdubitably!
[02:50] TERUKO
    What's he kraken up for?
[02:52] SHOKICHI
    Something must've shook him to his very core.
[03:04] TERUKO
    Isn't this girl inkredibly cute?
[03:07] TAKUMI
    Huh? Is this you, Matsubara-san?
[03:09] TERUKO
    I didn't mean me.
[03:12] TERUKO
    Her. She's in the same department
    as me at my dispatch job.
[03:15] TERUKO
    She got out of a relationship three months
    ago and is looking for a boyfriend.
[03:19] TERUKO
    Her hobby's eating out,
    and she likes normal people.
[03:23] TERUKO
    Do you dislike short hair?
[03:25] TAKUMI
    I love it!
[03:26] TERUKO
    Okay. Then I'll arrange something
    where you can meet up and drink.
[03:29] TERUKO
    You're paying.
[03:31] TERUKO
    When are you free?
    Oh, wait, you're unemployed.
[03:34] TAKUMI
    I'm not in the right frame of mind for that.
[03:36] TERUKO
    For what?
[03:38] TAKUMI
    For dating and stuff...
[03:41] TERUKO
    "For dating and stuff..."
[03:44] TERUKO
    Quit acting like you're too cool for this.
[03:46] TAKUMI
    I'm not, though.
[03:48] TERUKO
    Your mental state affects your cooking,
[03:51] TERUKO
    so I can't have you pining over
    a hopeless love.
[03:54] TAKUMI
    "Hopeless"?
[03:56] TERUKO
    It is, considering Mira-chan
    has such a go-getter fiancé.
[03:59] TAKUMI
    Mira-san herself said Shoin-san
    was just a friend and not her fiancé.
[04:04] TERUKO
    And how about you?
[04:06] TERUKO
    Do you honestly believe that?
[04:09] TERUKO
    That they're just friends?
[04:14] TERUKO
    You love short hair, right?
    She's a really nice girl.
[04:18] TAKUMI
    What are you plotting?
[04:21] TERUKO
    Huh?
[04:21] TAKUMI
    Wait, I know!
[04:23] TAKUMI
    You say it's a date, but I'll find myself
    in a party with pretentious know-it-alls.
[04:27] TAKUMI
    And before I know it, all my money,
    time, and energy will be gone!
[04:31] TERUKO
    Excuse me?
[04:31] TAKUMI
    Close shave.
[04:33] TAKUMI
    I nearly got dragged into a shady
    networking referrals scam.
[04:37] TAKUMI
    How inkredibly devious.
[04:39] TAKUMI
    Time to squidaddle.
[04:42] TERUKO
    Is this dude okay?
[04:46] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san.
[04:48] MIRA
    Is something wrong?
[04:50] MIRA
    Today's breakfast was completely
    unlike your usual cooking.
[04:54] MIRA
    I was worried you might be sick.
[04:57] TAKUMI
    No, I'm perfectly fine.
[05:00] MIRA
    Really?
[05:02] TAKUMI
    Was breakfast really that awful?
[05:05] MIRA
    Huh?
[05:06] MIRA
    Oh, uh...
[05:08] TAKUMI
    I'm a pathetic excuse for a chef.
[05:13] MIRA
    Ah...
SIGN    F&B Recruitment
    Gourmet NEET
[05:25] (Flashback) MIRA
    I love the breakfasts you make
    more than anything in the universe.
[05:31] (Flashback) MIRA
    I love the breakfasts you make
    more than anything in the universe.
[05:37] MIRA
    I love the breakfasts you make
    more than anything in the universe,
[05:41] MIRA
    but I hate you, Miyasaka-san.
[05:45] TAKUMI
    No, this won't do!
[05:48] TAKUMI
    Empty your mind and focus on the ingredients.
[05:51] TAKUMI
    Go back to the basics and start with prep work.
[05:53] TAKUMI
    My skills are at risk of getting rusty.
[05:55] TAKUMI
    I need to take cooking seriously!
[05:58] TAKUMI
    I have to find a job, and fast.
[06:00] TAKUMI
    I guess I should move out once I do.
[06:03] TAKUMI
    Mira-san only likes
    the breakfasts I make, after all.
[06:10] TAKUMI
    What am I doing?!
[06:17] TAKUMI
    Mira-san...
[06:28] MIRA
    I wonder what's gotten into Miyasaka-san.
[06:31] SHOIN
    Miyasaka-san? Is that the cook
    who went to Enoshima with us?
[06:36] MIRA
    The breakfasts he makes are truly wonderful.
[06:39] MIRA
    Natto, miso soup, grilled fish,
    rolled omelets, beans'n'rice,
[06:43] MIRA
    eggs and spinach sandwiches, salmon
    and cream cheese bagel sandwiches...
[06:47] MIRA
    Oh, can't forget to mention
    the miso-simmered mackerel!
[06:51] MIRA
    They're all so good.
[06:52] MIRA
    Have you ever had miso-simmered
    mackerel, Shoin?
[06:58] SHOIN
    You've got some on your face.
[07:02] SHOIN
    Can't say I have.
[07:04] MIRA
    Then come over for breakfast sometime.
[07:07] MIRA
    I'll ask Miyasaka-san to make it for you.
[07:10] SHOIN
    You've changed, Mira.
[07:13] SHOIN
    You seem to be having a lot more fun
    than back on Planet Wid.
[07:17] MIRA
    You think so?
[07:19] SHOIN
    We must find the key and return to Wid.
[07:22] SHOIN
    All Widi are eagerly awaiting your return.
[07:26] MIRA
    Yes, I know.
[07:28] SHOIN
    And you?
[07:30] SHOIN
    Are you hoping to go home to Planet Wid?
[07:33] MIRA
    Of course! I want to go home
    as soon as possible, obviously!
[07:45] NAOSUKE
    I need to make sure Miyasaka Takumi
    stays far away from Mira.
[08:03] NAOSUKE
    Are you in love with him?
[08:09] NAOSUKE
    Miyasaka-kun said he loves
    girls with short hair.
[08:21] NAOSUKE
    I was hoping she and Miyasaka Takumi
    would get together,
[08:25] NAOSUKE
    but I guess it's not that easy.
SIGN    Rook of Gyoza
[08:28] TOMIHIRO
    I'm home.
[08:30] REN
    Welcome back.
[08:31] TOMIHIRO
    I got us gyoza.
[08:32] REN
    Cool.
[08:35] TOMIHIRO
    Where are you going?
[08:36] REN
    Just outside.
[08:50] REN
    I already know you're no dog.
[08:59] REN
    Will I get what I really want if I spend?
[09:39] SHOKICHI
    Wow, that looks good.
[09:42] SHOKICHI
    That's a lot of potato salad, though.
[09:46] TAKUMI
    I went too hard peeling potatoes.
[09:49] TAKUMI
    How about a drink, Yamashita-san?
[09:51] SHOKICHI
    Sounds good.
[09:53] TAKUMI
    Oh, Wakabayashi-san, care to join us?
[09:55] SHOKICHI
    We have Miyasaka-kun's overnight dried squid.
[09:59] TAKUMI
    There's also potato salad
    with homemade salted squid...
[10:06] TAKUMI
    What's the matter?
[10:08] TOMOHIRO
    Let's say you find a boy hiding a magazine.
    What would you think it was?
[10:12] SHOKICHI
    A porn mag.
[10:13] TOMIHIRO
    You think so too?
[10:15] TAKUMI
    Wait, is this about Ren-kun?
[10:17] TAKUMI
    Kids these days don't look at porn mags.
[10:20] TOMIHIRO
    Shh. Pipe down.
[10:22] TOMIHIRO
    This is a delicate matter.
[10:26] TAKUMI
    Yeah, no way it's a porn mag!
[10:29] TAKUMI
    The internet is filled with all the porn
    you could want, just a click away!
[10:33] TAKUMI
    Nobody would waste time looking at porn mags!
[10:36] SHOKICHI
    Whatever it is, I suppose he's grown old
    enough to take an interest in these things.
[10:42] TAKUMI
    Speaking of which, back in Enoshima, Ren-kun...
[10:46] TOMIHIRO
    Oh? What about Enoshima?
[10:48] TAKUMI
    It's nothing.
[10:49] TOMIHIRO
    Whoa, hold up!
[10:50] TOMIHIRO
    You can't just leave me
    hanging like that! What was it?
[10:54] TAKUMI
    Well, uh...
[10:56] TAKUMI
    Ren-kun was staring at a girl in his class.
[11:00] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    She's cute. Do you like her?
[11:03] (Flashback) REN
    It's not like that!
[11:05] TAKUMI
    It sure looked like his first love to me.
[11:09] TAKUMI
    Now, that's a really delicate matter.
    Don't make fun of it, Wakabayashi-san.
[11:12] SHOKICHI
    Maybe they're boyfriend and girlfriend already.
[11:15] TAKUMI
    Oh, please.
[11:16] SHOKICHI
    You never know with kids these days.
[11:19] TOMIHIRO
    The birds and the bees...
[11:21] REN
    Pops.
[11:23] TOMIHIRO
    Oh, Ren, what is it?
[11:26] REN
    I'm taking my bath.
[11:28] TOMIHIRO
    Yes, you do that.
[11:30] REN
    Don't drink too much.
[11:39] TAKUMI
    Wakabayashi-san?
SIGN    In use!
    No peeping, naughty!
SIGN    
[11:59] TAKUMI
    What are you doing?
[12:03] TAKUMI
    What? Are you seriously going to look?
[12:05] TOMIHIRO
    You look, then.
[12:06] TAKUMI
    No way. I'm not his dad.
[12:08] TOMIHIRO
    That's what makes it okay!
[12:10] TAKUMI
    I don't wanna!
[12:12] TOMIHIRO
    Shokichi-san, then!
[12:14] SHOKICHI
    I don't want Ren to hate me!
[12:27] TAKUMI
    Oh, Nanamiy?
[12:28] SHOKICHI
    Who?
[12:29] TAKUMI
    Don't you know her? Nanase Harumi,
    former idol turned actress.
[12:34] TAKUMI
    Huh... Ren likes Nanamiy, does he?
[12:36] TAKUMI
    Is he into older women?
[12:38] TOMIHIRO
    It's your fault for bringing up porn mags,
    the birds and the bees, and relationships.
[12:44] TAKUMI
    I didn't, though.
[12:46] TOMIHIRO
    I see! So he likes Nanamiy, huh?
SIGN    Up Your Style
    Versatile Adds
[13:01] SHOKICHI
    Why is this skirt circled?
[13:12] MIRA
    What's wrong?
[13:13] REN
    Squid!
[13:14] MIRA
    Squid?
[13:15] TAKUMI
    What's happening?
[13:17] REN
    Like I said, squid!
[13:18] REN
    Pops, a squid came flying and went boom!
[13:20] TOMIHIRO
    Whoa, calm down!
[13:26] REN
    Squid!
[13:37] TOMIHIRO
    Miyasaka-kun, you weren't thorough
    enough with your squid.
[13:40] TAKUMI
    That's weird. I thought I cleaned
    and prepped all of them.
[13:44] TOMIHIRO
    Well, that's one case closed.
[13:47] TERUKO
    Nothing's closed yet.
[13:51] TOMIHIRO
    What?
[13:54] TOMIHIRO
    We are terribly sorry!
[13:57] TERUKO
    Stealing underwear is a crime, you know?
[14:00] REN
    You're wrong.
[14:01] TERUKO
    No, I'm not.
[14:03] REN
    I don't care about underwear...
[14:04] TOMIHIRO
    Sorry! It seems Ren is into Nanamiy!
[14:07] TERUKO
    Nanamiy?
[14:11] TERUKO
    I believe he's taken a liking to you,
    since you're an idol like her.
[14:16] REN
    That's not it!
[14:17] TAKUMI
    Yeah, Nanamiy and Matsubara-san
    are nothing alike.
[14:22] TERUKO
    Wha?
[14:23] TOMIHIRO
    What, Ren? Are you not into Nanamiy?
[14:26] TERUKO
    Uh, whatever your tastes are,
    stealing underwear is still a crime.
[14:30] TOMIHIRO
    We're terribly sorry!
[14:33] REN
    I'm not an underwear thief!
[14:36] REN
    I...
[14:39] REN
    I just wanted to try wearing a skirt!
[14:44] MIRA
    A skirt?
[14:47] REN
    Even I don't understand why,
[14:50] REN
    but I've always wanted to try
    wearing a nice, colorful skirt.
[14:54] TERUKO
    Okay, but taking someone else's things is bad.
[14:58] REN
    I'm sorry.
[15:00] TERUKO
    I would've let you borrow all
    you wanted if you'd just told me.
[15:03] REN
    Really? It's okay?
[15:04] TERUKO
    Of course.
[15:05] TOMIHIRO
    It is most definitely not okay!
[15:07] REN
    Why?
[15:08] TOMIHIRO
    What if your classmates or the
    neighborhood kids see you in a skirt?
[15:12] TOMIHIRO
    You might get bullied.
[15:14] REN
    Why?
[15:15] TOMIHIRO
    Because you're different.
[15:16] REN
    And? You're unemployed!
    You're nothing like other dads!
[15:20] TOMIHIRO
    That's right!
[15:21] TOMIHIRO
    That's why society treats your unemployed
    father with derision and disdain.
[15:25] TOMIHIRO
    Sadly, our society looks down on and
    ridicules anyone different from the norm.
[15:31] TOMIHIRO
    You don't even have to do
    anything wrong to be targeted.
[15:35] TOMIHIRO
    I refuse to let you experience that.
[15:39] TOMIHIRO
    I made a promise to your mother.
[15:41] TOMIHIRO
    I promised her I would raise you into
    a good boy and make you happy.
[15:48] REN
    Wha? Then find a job, you bum!
[15:51] REN
    You think I'd shut up and listen
    if you brought up Mom?
[15:54] REN
    Why would wearing skirts
    mean I'm not a good boy?!
[15:57] REN
    I know that Scottish bagpipers
    wear skirts too, okay?!
[16:01] TOMIHIRO
    You're way too young for a rebellious phase!
[16:04] TOMIHIRO
    No means no! Shut up and listen to your father!
[16:07] REN
    Nope!
[16:08] REN
    I don't wanna!
[16:10] TOMIHIRO
    No means no!
[16:11] REN
    And I don't like it!
[16:13] TOMIHIRO
    No!
[16:13] REN
    Hate it!
[16:14] TOMIHIRO
    No, no, a big, fat nope!
[16:15] REN
    Stubborn old man!
[16:16] MIRA
    Stop!
[16:20] TOMIHIRO
    Are you okay?
[16:22] MIRA
    What if Ren-kun can wear skirts,
    but only at home?
[16:26] REN
    Only at home?
[16:28] MIRA
    Right.
[16:29] MIRA
    I've also lived my life worrying
    about what people might think,
[16:33] MIRA
    dressing "well," and making
    all the "right" choices.
[16:36] MIRA
    And I always thought that was
    how it was for everyone.
[16:39] MIRA
    But since I came to Astro Lodge,
[16:41] MIRA
    I've realized just how liberating it is
    to do the things you like.
[16:47] MIRA
    So I want to make Astro Lodge a place
[16:50] MIRA
    where its residents can dress
    as they like, do what they like,
[16:55] MIRA
    and still feel right at home.
[16:58] MIRA
    Is that all right?
[17:01] TOMIHIRO
    Well, if our landlady says so.
[17:04] REN
    Really?
[17:06] TOMIHIRO
    Only in Astro Lodge, okay?
[17:08] REN
    Let's go!
[17:15] TERUKO
    Nice. It looks great on you.
[17:23] MIRA
    Mmm! Delicious!
[17:36] MYSTERYVOICE
    Commence the operation.
[17:43] AOI
    Miyasaka-san.
[17:50] TAKUMI
    Aoi-chan?
[17:55] TAKUMI
    You cut your hair?
    I almost didn't recognize you.
[17:59] AOI
    Do I look weird?
[18:00] TAKUMI
    Not at all. I think you look great.
[18:06] OBACHAN
    What will I find today?
[18:08] TAKUMI
    Oh, yikes.
[18:10] TAKUMI
    Let's go!
[18:18] TAKUMI
    That old bat talks way too much.
[18:21] TAKUMI
    The moment she spots you, she'll unleash
    an endless barrage of nonsense at you.
[18:25] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[18:31] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san?
[18:34] SHOIN
    What are you doing here?
[18:36] TAKUMI
    Huh? Oh, uh, um...
[18:38] TAKUMI
    No, it's not like we're here
    to use the love hotel.
[18:41] TAKUMI
    We just happened to pass by.
[18:43] MIRA
    "Love hotel"?
[18:44] TAKUMI
    Huh? Isn't this a love hotel?
[18:46] SHOIN
    No, this is my home.
[18:48] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[18:49] MIRA
    Huh?
[18:49] SHOIN
    What's a "love hotel"?
[18:50] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san, what's a love hotel?
[18:53] TAKUMI
    What? Well...
[18:58] SHOIN
    You really thought my home was that
    kind of establishment? How rude!
[19:01] TAKUMI
    Oh, I'm so sorry. I misunderstood badly.
[19:07] TAKUMI
    What is wrong with me?
[19:09] TAKUMI
    I bummed myself out over a total assumption.
[19:11] TAKUMI
    Mira-san wasn't going to a love hotel at all!
[19:14] SHOIN
    Oh, right.
[19:15] SHOIN
    Would you mind if I joined you
    for breakfast sometime?
[19:19] SHOIN
    Mira asked me to come see just how
    delicious Astro Lodge's breakfasts are.
[19:26] SHOIN
    May I?
[19:27] TAKUMI
    Oh, of course.
[19:29] SHOIN
    I look forward to it.
[19:32] TAKUMI
    But they've been all alone in there, right?
    Just the two of them?
[19:37] TAKUMI
    How is that any different from a love hotel?
[19:40] MIRA
    Aoi-chan, I almost didn't recognize you
    because you look so different.
[19:45] MIRA
    This hairstyle suits you. It's very cute.
[19:48] AOI
    Thank you...
[19:51] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san and Aoi-chan
    were holding hands...
[19:56] TAKUMI
    What is Mira-san getting up to with this guy?
[19:59] MIRA
    I wonder what Miyasaka-san
    was doing with Aoi-chan.
[20:06] HARUTO
    I only got an 81 on the cram school test,
    so no in-game spending for me.
[20:11] HARUTO
    What's the big deal, really?
[20:19] REN
    I got the ultimate items
    without spending anything.
[20:23] HARUTO
    What?
[20:24] REN
    Hurry, we're running late.
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[20:42] NAOSUKE
    That squid-like creature wasn't Terran.
[20:46] NAOSUKE
    So it must've been sent by the Hubbies.
[20:50] MIRA
    Yeah.
[20:51] NAOSUKE
    We need to...
[20:52] MIRA
    Yeah.
[20:53] NAOSUKE
    Mira!
[20:55] NAOSUKE
    What's the matter?
    You haven't been yourself lately.
[20:59] NAOSUKE
    You're not even paying
    attention to what I say.
[21:01] MIRA
    I am too.
[21:03] SHOKICHI
    Mira-chan, may I have a moment?
[21:06] MIRA
    Sure.
[21:06] SHOKICHI
    Remember how you asked me if I had
    any photos of Tasuke-san in his youth?
[21:12] MIRA
    Did you find something?
[21:13] SHOKICHI
    This one's probably the oldest one I have.
[21:16] MIRA
    Could I borrow this for a bit?
[21:19] SHOKICHI
    Sure. Go ahead.
[21:23] NAOSUKE
    No way.
[21:25] MIRA
    Is this... Mother?
[21:28] AI
    You've received a letter from Planet Wid.
    The sender is "Adara."
[21:31] MIRA
    Huh?
[21:33] TAKUMI
    Mira-san, it's Miyasaka.
    Sorry, I know this is abrupt.
[21:37] AI
    Commence transfer?
[21:38] TAKUMI
    Can we talk?
[21:39] MIRA
    Yes?
[21:39] AI
    Confirmed. Transfer initiated.
[21:42] AI
    Ten seconds left...
[21:42] MIRA
    What? Oh, no!
[21:44] TAKUMI
    There's something I just have to ask you.
[21:49] TAKUMI
    It's been bothering me so much.
[21:51] TAKUMI
    Huh? This room looks different.
[21:52] MIRA
    What is it?!
[21:55] TAKUMI
    Are you a widow?
[21:58] NAOSUKE
    Miyasaka Takumi! Get out of this room at once!
[22:00] AI
    Transfer complete.
SIGN    The explosive letter was sent by
SIGN    the Queen of Planet Wid, Adara Gotokuji.
SIGN    The veil is lifted on Tasuke and Adara's history...
SIGN    Is the truth behind the story about to be revealed?!

Season 1

E6 - Episode 6

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[00:01] AI
    Transfer complete.
[00:13] TAKUMI
    Wh-What's going on?
[00:15] MIRA
    Th-This is my mother...
[00:17] TAKUMI
    Your mom?!
[00:18] MIRA
    She's sent me a video letter.
[00:20] ADARA
    Dearest Mira.
[00:22] ADARA
    I have a secret I've never told you about.
[00:27] ADARA
    When I was a little younger than you are now,
[00:30] ADARA
    I was unable to come to terms
    with a political marriage
[00:33] ADARA
    and ran away from Planet Wid.
[00:47] (Flashback) FIANCE
    Why, Adara?
[00:49] (Flashback) FIANCE
    Marry me, and Planet Wid will know peace.
[00:52] (Flashback) FIANCE
    You'll want for nothing and be able to do
    as you please for the rest of your life.
[00:56] (Flashback) ADARA
    Yeah, well, I still don't like it!
[00:59] (Flashback) FIANCE
    Adara!
[01:01] (Flashback) ADARA
    You're too clingy!
SIGN    Astro Note
[03:27] ADARA
    And that's how I met Shimotakaido Tasuke-san.
[04:03] ADARA
    Tasuke-san looked after me when I was wounded
    and kept me well-fed with his cooking.
[04:11] ADARA
    Porridge, dumpling soup, steamed yam...
[04:14] ADARA
    Everything he made was delicious.
[04:20] ADARA
    Soon, we were in love.
[04:25] ADARA
    There were times I hoped
    I could stay on Earth forever,
[04:30] ADARA
    but it wasn't meant to be—for I had already
    been anointed the next queen of Wid.
[04:37] ADARA
    A Widi military squad pinpointed
    my location and came for me,
[04:43] ADARA
    so I decided to flee together with Tasuke-san.
[04:46] ADARA
    I wanted to be with him no matter what.
[04:49] ADARA
    I intended to spend
    the rest of my life with him.
[04:53] ADARA
    But alas!
[04:56] ADARA
    Fate is a cruel mistress.
[04:58] ADARA
    We were hunted down.
[05:01] ADARA
    They threatened that, should I
    refuse to return to Planet Wid,
[05:04] ADARA
    they would blow the Earth to smithereens.
[05:08] ADARA
    My own troops! How terrifying!
[05:12] ADARA
    "Adara-san, I will remain here,
    forever awaiting your return!"
[05:19] ADARA
    I was forced into returning to Wid.
[05:23] ADARA
    Oh, such a tragic love story.
[05:26] ADARA
    The young couple in love were torn apart
    by a heartless twist of fate.
[05:31] MIRA
    Is Wid's military really that bullish?
[05:33] NAOSUKE
    Artistic license, I'd say.
[05:34] ADARA
    Unbeknownst to the Widi soldiers,
[05:37] ADARA
    I decided to leave the key behind on Earth.
[05:40] MIRA
    Why?!
[05:41] ADARA
    You must be wondering why right about now.
[05:45] ADARA
    So long as the key was on Earth,
    I could go back one day,
[05:50] ADARA
    and I could see Tasuke-san again.
[05:53] NAOSUKE
    Why is Her Majesty using
    an avatar of her in her youth?
[05:57] ADARA
    But soon, it became clear
    that I was pregnant with you.
[06:05] ADARA
    Mira, your real father was an Earthling—
    Shimotakaido Tasuke-san.
[06:11] NAOSUKE
    What?!
[06:13] ADARA
    His Majesty, your adopted father,
    knew everything.
[06:18] ADARA
    And he still had the grace to marry me.
[06:22] MIRA
    Why would she tell me all this now?
[06:24] ADARA
    You must be wondering
    why I'm telling you all this now.
[06:30] ADARA
    In truth, I've always wanted to.
    I just didn't know how to break it to you.
[06:34] ADARA
    In that time, you grew old enough to need
    the key to assert your right to the throne.
[06:39] ADARA
    I love His Majesty
    with all my heart, obviously.
[06:43] ADARA
    But I have never once
    forgotten Tasuke-san, either!
[06:47] NAOSUKE
    Her Majesty's pulling out all her acting chops.
[06:49] MIRA
    She tried to make it sound
    like a touching story,
[06:52] MIRA
    but basically, she just ran away from home
    and let a man knock her up.
[06:55] NAOSUKE
    Hey!
[06:56] ADARA
    You may well be insulting me right about now,
[07:02] ADARA
    but all I've told you is the truth.
[07:05] TAKUMI
    "Wido"...
[07:07] TAKUMI
    The voice I heard from her room...
[07:08] NAOSUKE
    So, where is the key?
[07:10] ADARA
    I'm sure you're trying to locate
    the key right about now.
[07:14] NAOSUKE
    A Hubby?!
[07:15] ADARA
    But before that, let me tell you about
    all the delicacies I ate on Earth.
[07:18] TAKUMI
    "Hubby"?
[07:20] ADARA
    I'm sure you must be marveling
    at Terran cuisine right about now.
[07:24] ADARA
    Have you had steamed sweet potatoes yet?
[07:27] ADARA
    The breakfasts that Tasuke-san cooked
[07:30] ADARA
    included grilled fish,
    sweet potato porridge, boiled spinach,
[07:33] ADARA
    miso soup, pickled vegetables,
    mugwort dumplings...
[07:37] ADARA
    All of them were truly,
[07:38] SHOIN
    Hey.
[07:38] MIRA
    Shoin! Catch the squid!
[07:40] ADARA
    divinely delicious!
[07:43] SHOIN
    Roger!
[07:44] ADARA
    Like, OMG!
[07:56] MIRA
    U-Uh, Wakabayashi-san, what are you cooking?
[08:00] TOMIHIRO
    Curry with rice. Ren said he was craving it.
[08:04] TOMIHIRO
    Tasuke-san made this often,
    and I'm following his recipe.
[08:09] TOMIHIRO
    He'd serve it with Worcestershire sauce
    to put his own spin on the dish.
[08:15] MIRA
    Wow, that sounds great.
[08:17] TOMIHIRO
    I need to go poop, so could you
    keep an eye on the curry?
[08:21] MIRA
    Sure.
[08:23] SHOIN
    Quit hiding and show yourself!
[08:27] MIRA
    Quiet.
[08:30] ADARA
    The flow of time is different
    between Earth and Wid.
[08:33] ADARA
    A year on Wid is equal to three on Earth.
[08:38] ADARA
    Find the key and come back to Wid
    before you overtake me in age.
[08:44] ADARA
    The peace of Planet Wid—
    nay, the universe—is in your hands.
[08:50] ADARA
    The glow of the key should guide you to it.
[08:54] ADARA
    As long as Tasuke-san
    hasn't changed its location,
[08:56] ADARA
    in the yard...
[09:02] NAOSUKE
    Hot! Hot!
[09:03] MIRA
    Ladle!
[09:10] SHOIN
    Watch out!
[09:19] MIRA
    Dearest Mother.
[09:21] MIRA
    You sank into Tasuke-san's curry
    and died an explosive death.
[09:25] NAOSUKE
    Don't say that. It's bad vibes.
[09:27] MIRA
    All I've said is the truth.
[09:29] SHOIN
    So, this Shimotakaido Tasuke person
    is Mira's real father?
[09:34] MIRA
    I'm not sure what to do with this information.
[09:37] NAOSUKE
    Well, we know the key's in the yard.
[09:39] NAOSUKE
    The Hubbies may have heard it too, though.
[09:42] MIRA
    She said the key's glow should guide us to it.
[09:45] MIRA
    What does that mean?
[09:46] SHOIN
    So, uh, what do we do about him?
[09:48] NAOSUKE
    Oh, I forgot about that.
[09:50] SHOIN
    He looks like he's seen a ghost.
[09:53] TAKUMI
    This must be a bad dream.
[09:56] TAKUMI
    It has to be, yeah. Dogs don't talk.
[09:59] NAOSUKE
    This is real.
[10:01] NAOSUKE
    If you could keep what you saw a secret,
    we'd really appreciate it.
[10:06] NAOSUKE
    Well, not that anyone would believe you.
    They'd just write you off as a weirdo.
[10:11] TAKUMI
    Wido...
[10:13] NAOSUKE
    That's right. Each of us is a Wido
    from the planet of Wid.
[10:19] TAKUMI
    Mira-san's a Wido...
[10:21] SHOIN
    As am I.
[10:23] TAKUMI
    The hubby was a squid, and the man
    in the room was actually a dog...
[10:32] TAKUMI
    Oh, was that it?
[10:35] TAKUMI
    She's a Wido, not a widow!
[10:38] TAKUMI
    Mystery solved!
[10:42] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san?
[10:44] SHOIN
    Is he going to be okay?
[10:49] NAOSUKE
    Did they bury it in the yard?
[10:50] SHOIN
    Do we just dig the whole place up?
[10:53] SHOIN
    Mira?
[10:54] MIRA
    Huh?
[10:55] MIRA
    Oh, sorry. What were we talking about?
[10:57] SHOIN
    What's wrong?
[11:05] MIRA
    Shokichi-san told me that Tasuke-san
    often sat here and gazed up at the starry sky.
[11:12] MIRA
    He was found collapsed in his room
    right here in this very lodge.
[11:17] MIRA
    It was a Saturday, a day with no breakfast.
[11:21] MIRA
    So nobody noticed until later that night.
[11:24] MIRA
    In this country, they call passing away
    like that a solitary death.
[11:30] MIRA
    He must've been waiting
    for Mother here the entire time.
[11:35] MIRA
    I feel so bad for him.
[11:37] NAOSUKE
    Collect yourself, Mira.
[11:39] NAOSUKE
    This is no time to be getting sentimental.
[11:42] NAOSUKE
    Whoever your father is,
    you're still a princess,
[11:46] NAOSUKE
    and the fate of the universe
    rests on your shoulders.
[11:48] MIRA
    I know that.
[11:51] NAOSUKE
    I'll go investigate this building once more.
[11:54] NAOSUKE
    Focus on the task at hand, Mira.
[12:00] SHOIN
    Do you really feel that way?
[12:03] SHOIN
    Do you really think Shimotakaido Tasuke
    lived such a pitiful life?
[12:14] SHOKICHI
    You want to know more about Tasuke-san?
[12:16] SHOIN
    Yes. We're interested
    in the kind of person he was.
[12:20] SHOKICHI
    The person he was, eh? I don't know...
[12:26] SHOKICHI
    Well, I was the one who found him collapsed.
[12:33] (Flashback) SHOKICHI
    Tasuke-san!
[12:34] (Flashback) SHOKICHI
    Hang in there!
[12:36] (Flashback) SHOKICHI
    What? What did you say, Tasuke-san?!
[12:41] (Flashback) TASUKE
    Salmon...
[12:43] SHOKICHI
    Even in his dying moments,
    he was thinking about breakfast.
[12:48] SHOKICHI
    He loved watching people eat
    with contentment on their faces.
[12:53] SHOKICHI
    That's the kind of person he was.
[12:56] TERUKO
    Tasuke-san, huh?
[12:58] TERUKO
    This one time, when I came home late from work,
[13:01] TERUKO
    he was watching something on his PC.
[13:03] TERUKO
    At first I thought, like, I guess
    even senior citizens get off to porn,
[13:07] TERUKO
    but he was just watching
    some video of a squirrel eating.
[13:11] TERUKO
    When I went to the kitchen for water
    later that night, he was still watching it.
[13:15] TERUKO
    He watched that video of a squirrel
    eating for like three hours.
[13:19] TERUKO
    If you ask me, he was
    probably a total whackjob.
[13:24] TERUKO
    But I loved that side of him too.
    It was so adorable.
[13:28] REN
    Forget Grandpa Tasuke.
    What I wanna know is how all this happened.
[13:34] MIRA
    Uh, well...
[13:36] TOMIHIRO
    Ren, it was Daddy's fault.
[13:38] TOMIHIRO
    I never should've asked her to watch the curry.
[13:42] REN
    But how did we get from that to this?
[13:44] TOMIHIRO
    Search your memories of the culinary tragedies
    we witnessed before Miyasaka-kun arrived.
[13:48] REN
    Okay, yeah.
[13:49] MIRA
    I'm sorry.
[13:50] SHOIN
    Curry with rice, was it?
[13:53] SHOIN
    You were following Tasuke-san's recipe?
[13:55] REN
    It's really yummy.
[13:57] REN
    Pops, can I use the PC to watch videos
    of the Tokyo Girls' Festival?
[14:01] TOMIHIRO
    After your homework.
[14:03] REN
    Okay.
[14:05] TOMIHIRO
    And only for thirty minutes!
[14:07] MIRA
    Why do you know the recipe, Wakabayashi-san?
[14:11] TOMIHIRO
    He taught me.
[14:14] TOMIHIRO
    When he'd fractured both his arms and
    couldn't cook, he taught me lots of recipes.
[14:18] TOMIHIRO
    Such as...
[14:19] TOMIHIRO
    Tortang talong,
[14:21] TOMIHIRO
    lechon kawali,
[14:23] TOMIHIRO
    and halo-halo.
[14:25] MIRA
    H-Hang on.
[14:26] MIRA
    I have lots of questions, but first,
[14:29] MIRA
    Tasuke-san fractured both his arms?
[14:32] TOMIHIRO
    Yeah. On one of his cabaret club nights.
[14:36] MIRA
    "Cabaret club"?
[14:37] TOMIHIRO
    It's a place where you can enjoy
    drinking with ladies.
[14:41] TOMIHIRO
    He tried to princess carry
    one of the girls there
[14:44] TOMIHIRO
    and ended up breaking both his arms.
[14:46] TOMIHIRO
    What an idiot, right?
[14:48] MIRA
    Right...
[14:49] SHOIN
    What are tortang talong and halo-halo?
[14:52] TOMIHIRO
    Filipino dishes.
[14:54] TOMIHIRO
    He went through a bit of
    a Philippine pub phase.
[14:57] TOMIHIRO
    Oh, those are pubs with beauties
    from the Philippines.
[15:03] TOMIHIRO
    They love it when you take them Filipino foods.
[15:08] TOMIHIRO
    He took me many a time.
[15:11] TOMIHIRO
    You see, Tasuke-san was a card-carrying
    member of the Planet of the Baps.
[15:14] SHOIN
    The Planet of the Baps?!
[15:16] TOMIHIRO
    He had a fondness for well-endowed women.
[15:19] TOMIHIRO
    Those were such good times.
[15:22] TOMIHIRO
    If he were still alive, I would've loved to
    take him to the new boob bar by the station.
[15:27] TOMIHIRO
    Oh, a boob bar is an establishment where...
[15:29] MIRA
    You don't have to bother. We get the gist.
[15:32] KURONEKO
    Delivery for you!
[15:34] KURONEKO
    It's for Shimotakaido Tasuke-san.
[15:36] MIRA
    Huh?
[15:37] SHOKICHI
    It's fine.
[15:39] SHOKICHI
    Thank you.
[15:44] SHOKICHI
    Wonder what it is.
[15:46] MIRA
    Are you sure about opening this?
[15:49] SHOKICHI
    Yeah, it's fine.
[15:50] SHOKICHI
    The sender, Akita-san,
    used to live here in Astro Lodge long ago.
[15:56] SHOKICHI
    Oh, corn!
[15:57] MIRA
    Does Akita-san know that
    Tasuke-san passed away?
[16:02] SHOKICHI
    Yes, of course.
[16:03] SHOKICHI
    The residents of Asunaro Lodge
    were all in similar situations.
[16:08] SHOKICHI
    They were all people who could barely
    make ends meet, such as students.
[16:12] SHOKICHI
    These days, they send us food,
    almost like they're paying this place back.
[16:17] SHOKICHI
    Akita-san wasn't the only one by any means.
[16:20] SHOKICHI
    Tasuke-san helped many others
    through hard times.
[16:24] SHOKICHI
    I should know. I was one of them.
[16:28] FISHMONGER
    Tasuke-san?
[16:29] FISHMONGER
    He had a heart of gold!
[16:32] FISHMONGER
    Most people around here owe him big-time.
[16:35] FISHMONGER
    I doubt anyone'd have a bad word
    to say about him.
[16:37] GREENGROCER
    Nah, screw that dude.
[16:40] GREENGROCER
    We were competing in shogi,
[16:42] GREENGROCER
    and he went and died
    when he was ahead in wins.
[16:44] GREENGROCER
    Just you wait, geezer!
    I'll be seeing you soon!
[16:48] FLORIST
    Every now and then, he'd dress up
    and buy a rose from us.
[16:52] FLORIST
    Must've been stylin' and profilin'.
[16:54] OBACHAN
    Sounds about right.
[16:56] OBACHAN
    He sure did have his silly side.
[17:02] SHOIN
    Shimotakaido Tasuke was a Planet of the Baps
    member who loved watching creatures eat.
[17:08] MIRA
    Hey.
[17:10] SHOIN
    See? He didn't live a pitiful life.
[17:14] SHOIN
    Only he knows how he really felt,
[17:18] SHOIN
    but the love that the people in his life
    had for him was very real.
[17:21] MIRA
    Yeah. You're right.
[17:25] MIRA
    Thanks, Shoin.
[17:32] MIRA
    Time to eat!
[17:39] SHOKICHI
    Here.
[17:40] SHOKICHI
    It smells and tastes
    like nothing again, right?
[17:52] MIRA
    Hey, uh, about the other day...
[17:56] TAKUMI
    Don't worry. I haven't told anyone.
[17:59] MIRA
    Thank you very much.
[18:02] MIRA
    So...
[18:04] MIRA
    Are you all right?
[18:06] MIRA
    You seem somewhat down,
[18:09] MIRA
    like you're not your usual self.
[18:13] MIRA
    So I've been worried.
[18:16] TAKUMI
    I'm okay.
[18:17] MIRA
    Really? I'm glad to hear that.
[18:20] TAKUMI
    Excuse me.
[18:31] TAKUMI
    I'm not the least bit okay.
[18:37] TAKUMI
    Mira-san's a Wido from Planet Wid.
[18:41] TAKUMI
    Which means she's a space alien.
[18:45] TAKUMI
    Does she attack people like that?
[18:49] TAKUMI
    A Wido from Planet Wid? That's way
    too much for my brain to process.
[18:55] TAKUMI
    I almost want to go back to when I thought
    she was a bereaved widow, damn it!
[19:02] OBACHAN
    Oh, if it isn't Miyasaka-kun.
    How have you been?
[19:04] OBACHAN
    You don't look good. Are you okay?
[19:07] OBACHAN
    I saw Mira-chan on a date with her
    hottie boyfriend... Shoin-san, right?
[19:12] OBACHAN
    I think that's who I saw her
    go into the love hotel with.
[19:16] FISHMONGER
    Oh, Miyasaka-kun.
[19:18] FISHMONGER
    I got some fine octopus in today.
[19:20] OBACHAN
    Shoin-san's an Englishman, isn't he?
[19:23] OBACHAN
    An entrepreneur running
    some kind of energy company.
[19:26] OBACHAN
    He's got fame, power, and money,
    and he's a stud to boot!
[19:30] OBACHAN
    Mira-chan sure landed herself a winner.
[19:32] OBACHAN
    Aren't they just perfect together?
    The ideal couple!
[19:37] OBACHAN
    Oh, want some candy?
[19:39] TAKUMI
    Shoin isn't Mira-san's boyfriend,
[19:42] TAKUMI
    that place isn't a love hotel,
    and he's not an Englishman!
[19:45] OBACHAN
    Huh? Where's he from, then?
[19:49] TAKUMI
    Well...
[19:53] TAKUMI
    I'll take the lot!
[19:57] TAKUMI
    I was surprised enough that Mira-san
    was a Wido and that Naosuke could talk.
[20:02] TAKUMI
    But what rattled me more than anything else
    was the fact that Shoin's a Wido, too!
[20:14] MIRA
    Welcome back.
[20:16] MIRA
    What's all that?
[20:17] TAKUMI
    Octopus!
[20:20] MIRA
    Octopus?
[20:29] MIRA
    Is everything okay with Miyasaka-san?
[20:42] NAOSUKE
    Miyasaka-kun's behavior
    has been concerning, hasn't it?
[20:46] NAOSUKE
    Between you and me,
[20:48] NAOSUKE
    it seems he has a lot on his mind.
[20:52] NAOSUKE
    Maybe he needs a break from his daily routine.
[20:56] NAOSUKE
    Aren't you worried about him?
[20:59] AOI
    What can I do?
[21:01] NAOSUKE
    You know. Take him somewhere
    that might pique his interest.
[21:06] AOI
    Like where?
[21:07] NAOSUKE
    Like the movies, or a weekend event.
[21:11] NAOSUKE
    How about inviting him
    somewhere you want to go?
[21:14] AOI
    Like how?
[21:15] NAOSUKE
    Like, "Would you like to go with me?"
[21:22] NAOSUKE
    I was hoping things would develop
    between her and Miyasaka Takumi,
[21:27] NAOSUKE
    but I don't think it's happening.
[21:30] NAOSUKE
    It's happening!
[21:42] NAOSUKE
    What's wrong? Go for it!
[21:47] TAKUMI
    Oh, hi, Aoi-chan.
[21:50] AOI
    U-U-Um...
[21:55] AOI
    Would you like to go to this with me?!
SIGN    40th Annual
    Insect Festival
    The Insect Festival's back for 2023!
    See, touch, and taste insects
    from every walk of life!
[21:59] TAKUMI
    The... Insect Festival?
[22:02] NAOSUKE
    That's what you pick for your first date?
    You're killing your chances!
[22:06] TAKUMI
    Oh, is this that local event?
    I've been curious about it for a while.
[22:10] NAOSUKE
    Are you serious?!
[22:12] AOI
    Shall we go eat some insects together?
[22:17] NAOSUKE
    You're freaky, Aoi-chan...
SIGN    Aoi managed to ask Takumi on a date.
SIGN    She's had feelings for him for a long time.
SIGN    But, at their Insect Festival date,
SIGN    a truly unexpected situation develops?!

Season 1

E7 - Episode 7

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[00:01] TAKUMI
    Oh, hi, Aoi-chan.
[00:02] AOI
    U-U-Um...
[00:07] AOI
    Would you like to go to this with me?!
[00:11] SIGN
    40th Annual
    Insect Festival
    The Insect Festival's back for 2023!
    See, touch, and taste insects
    from every walk of life!
[00:11] TAKUMI
    The... Insect Festival?
[00:14] TAKUMI
    Oh, is this that local event?
    I've been curious about it for a while.
[00:19] AOI
    Shall we go eat some insects together?
SIGN    Astro Note
SIGN    Radio Legendary
[01:56] JIROU
    You are listening to
    Radio Legendary Power Stone!

[02:00] JIROU
    We have another exciting episode for you.
[02:01] JIROU
    I am your host, DJ Jirou.
SIGN    A
    S
    T
    R
    O
    
    L
    O
    D
    G
    E
[02:14] AOI
    On that day...
[02:16] AOI
    The moment I laid eyes on you...
[02:19] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    "Astro"...
SIGN    Wi-Fi Available
    Breakfast Included
    Rooms Available
    
    -Management
[02:22] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    This should be the place.
[02:28] AOI
    ...I felt my heart nearly explode.
[02:42] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    You okay up there?!
[02:54] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    Oww...
[02:55] (Flashback) MIRA
    Are you all right?
SIGN    Welcome!! To Our New Head Chef
    Miyauchisaka Takumi-kun!
[03:01] (Flashback) TERUKO
    One, two! Terurururun!
[03:03] (Flashback) MIRASHOKICHITOMIHIRO
    Terurururun!
[03:04] TOMIHIRO
    Tonight, we drink to celebrate!
[03:04] AOI
    You probably didn't notice,
[03:08] AOI
    but since then, I've always,
[03:11] AOI
    always,
[03:13] AOI
    always,
[03:15] AOI
    always,
[03:17] AOI
    always,
[03:19] AOI
    always,
[03:21] AOI
    always,
[03:23] AOI
    always been watching you.
[03:27] AOI
    You probably don't remember, but you and I...
[03:34] KIDS
    Hey, wait!
[03:35] TAKUMI
    Those kids must be going
    to the Insect Festival, right?
[03:39] TAKUMI
    They're so cute.
[03:43] TAKUMI
    Wow.
[03:45] TAKUMI
    Oh, hey!
[03:47] TAKUMI
    I didn't know the festival was this grand.
[03:51] TAKUMI
    Locust yakisoba,
[03:53] TAKUMI
    and chocolate mealworms?
[03:55] TAKUMI
    What? Aoi-chan...?
SIGN    Scorpions
SIGN    300 yen each
[04:00] AOI
    U-Um, would you like some of this?
[04:04] AOI
    I've been wanting to try it.
SIGN    Grilled Scorpion
[04:09] TAKUMI
    Seriously? Aoi-chan wants to try that?
[04:13] TAKUMI
    Seeing it in person, it's pretty gross.
[04:15] TAKUMI
    Is it really edible?
[04:17] TAKUMI
    I thought scorpions were poisonous.
[04:20] AOI
    Here I go.
[04:23] NAOSUKE
    What is this, "I am a dog and I must dig"?
[04:26] NAOSUKE
    Where the hell is that key?
[04:27] SHOIN
    We haven't found it after all this digging.
[04:29] SHOIN
    It might be somewhere else.
[04:31] DELIVERYMAN
    Delivery for you!
[04:33] MIRA
    Coming!
[04:35] MIRA
    Wow, so many veggies.
[04:37] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san! We just got
    a vegetable delivery!
[04:41] NAOSUKE
    Oh, Miyasaka Takumi's out
    on a date with Aoi-chan.
[04:44] MIRA
    A date?
[04:45] NAOSUKE
    They've gone to some local insect festival.
[04:49] NAOSUKE
    Oh, I'll look through Miyasaka Takumi and
    Aoi-chan's rooms again while they're gone.
[04:57] MIRA
    A date, huh?
[05:00] MIRA
    I didn't know Miyasaka-san and Aoi-chan
    had that kind of relationship.
[05:05] SHOIN
    Mira?
[05:05] MIRA
    I did run into them outside Shoin's place,
    which they thought was a love hotel.
[05:12] MIRA
    Huh... Ohh... So that's how it is.
[05:17] MIRA
    Huh.
[05:19] MIRA
    Ooh. Huh.
[05:24] SHOKICHI
    Mira-san.
[05:31] MIRA
    I'm so terribly sorry!
[05:33] SHOKICHI
    No, I'm sorry for startling you.
[05:35] SHOKICHI
    By the way, that's one deep hole
    you dug yourself into.
[05:38] MIRA
    Oh, uh, I was just looking for something.
[05:40] MIRA
    That aside, what's with
    the costume, Shokichi-san?
[05:44] SHOKICHI
    This is formal wear for the Insect Festival.
[05:47] SHOKICHI
    I inherited it from Tasuke-san.
[05:50] MIRA
    What do you mean?
[05:51] SHOKICHI
    He was a judge for the Insect Festival's
    main event every year.
[05:57] SHOKICHI
    I'm taking his place this year.
SIGN    Insect Festival
    Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest
    Winner
[06:00] SHOKICHI
    Before he died, he said that he wanted this
    year's winner to be presented with this.
[06:08] NAOSUKE
    Sneak.
[06:09] NAOSUKE
    Sneak, sneak!
[06:10] NAOSUKE
    Sneak, sneak!
[06:11] NAOSUKE
    Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff...
[06:13] NAOSUKE
    Hmm?
[06:15] NAOSUKE
    The hotel Miyasaka Takumi
    used to work at, huh?
[06:18] NAOSUKE
    Hmm? Huh?
[06:21] NAOSUKE
    Aoi-chan?
[06:31] (Flashback) AOI
    I-I'm sorry!
[06:33] (Flashback) MIDDLEMANAGER
    We could replace the likes of you
    in a heartbeat!
[06:37] AOI
    I moved to Tokyo at eighteen years of age
    and started working at the hotel.
[06:41] AOI
    But I was clearly not cut out for the job...
[06:45] AOI
    or for life in Tokyo.
[06:48] AOI
    I never had any friends to begin with,
[06:50] AOI
    nor did I have any family,
    so I had nowhere to go. And I was broke.
[06:55] AOI
    But I still felt hunger...
[06:57] JIROU
    Time for our fan mail segment!
[06:59] JIROU
    Here's where we read and answer
    mail from our fans.
[07:00] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    That is some volume.
[07:02] (Flashback) AOI
    Oh, I thought it'd be okay to put it on
    speaker because nobody was around.
[07:03] JIROU
    This time, we've got a request
    for dating advice.
[07:07] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    I guess that too, but I meant your rice ball.
[07:10] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    What's the filling?
[07:12] (Flashback) AOI
    Uh, er... Nothing.
[07:14] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    Huh? It's nothing but rice?
[07:15] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    You must really love rice.
[07:18] (Flashback) AOI
    R-Right.
[07:20] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    You were listening to
    Radio Legendary Power Stone, right?
[07:24] (Flashback) AOI
    Huh? Y-Yeah.
[07:25] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    I'm a fan of that show, too.
[07:30] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    Would you like some of these?
[07:31] (Flashback) AOI
    Huh?
[07:32] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    I made a few too many.
[07:34] (Flashback) AOI
    They look good.
[07:36] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    This is my snack for today.
[07:37] (Flashback) AOI
    Oh, no, I couldn't.
[07:39] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    They're surplus, so don't hold back.
[07:41] (Flashback) AOI
    But...
[07:42] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    They're fine ingredients.
[07:45] (Flashback) AOI
    Then I'll have some.
[07:49] AOI
    After that, we chatted about our
    favorite segments on the show,
[07:54] AOI
    how we sent in fan mail
    but never had it read,
[07:57] AOI
    how we were envious of the people
    who had the show's stickers on their PCs,
SIGN    Radio Legendary
[08:02] AOI
    and made all sorts of pointless small talk.
[08:05] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    Did you enjoy the escargot pies?
[08:08] (Flashback) AOI
    Escargot?
[08:10] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    Right. Snail.
[08:12] (Flashback) AOI
    Wait, escargot is snail?!
[08:16] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    Don't worry. They're the edible kind.
[08:18] (Flashback) AOI
    Yeah, they were really good.
[08:21] (Flashback) AOI
    I never knew snails were so delicious.
[08:24] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    There's so much stuff out there
    you'd never believe is edible.
[08:28] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    Like crickets, beetle larvae,
    scorpions, and stuff.
[08:32] (Flashback) AOI
    What...
[08:33] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    It'd be fun to try some of those one day.
[08:38] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    Cripes, break time's over.
[08:40] (Flashback) AOI
    Y-You forgot this.
[08:43] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    It's yours, uh...
[08:45] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    Miss Riceball.
[08:47] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    See ya.
[08:51] (Flashback) AOI
    "Miss Riceball"?
[08:56] AOI
    A few days after that...
[08:58] (Flashback) PHOTOGRAPHER
    Miyasaka-san, raise the trophy
    a little higher.
[09:02] (Flashback) PHOTOGRAPHER
    Okay, that's perfect. Here we go.
[09:05] (Flashback) PHOTOGRAPHER
    Say butter!
[09:07] AOI
    ...I learned your name.
[09:10] AOI
    I kept going back to the roof,
[09:13] AOI
    but I never ran into you there.
[09:18] AOI
    Even if I did see you,
[09:19] AOI
    I couldn't call out to you.
[09:26] AOI
    All I could do was carefully carry the food
    you cooked to the people who would eat it.
[09:31] AOI
    And soon I could carry all kinds of dishes.
[09:35] AOI
    I kept sending in fan mail to the radio show
    in hope you would notice me.
[09:36] JIROU
    Thanks for the wonderful message.
[09:38] JIROU
    Next up, a message from Miss Riceball.
[09:42] JIROU
    "Good evening, Jirou-san.
    Have you heard that scorpions..."
[09:43] AOI
    Until one day my mail was read out,
SIGN    Radio Legendary
[09:45] AOI
    and I received the special sticker for fans
    who had their mail read on the show.
[09:50] AOI
    I hit upon the bright idea of using it
    as an excuse to talk to you.
[09:54] (Flashback) AOI
    Ta-da! I finally got my
    fan mail read on the show!
[09:58] (Flashback) AOI
    I sound like a bimbo.
[10:00] (Flashback) CROWD
    Why aren't they picking up?
[10:02] (Flashback) CROWD
    What's going on?
[10:06] (Flashback) CROWD
    Hey, what's the meaning of this?!
SIGN    Employee Entrance
    
    Dear Park Grand Family Members
    
    We regret to inform you that
    due to unforeseen circumstances,
    our company has declared
    bankruptcy.
[10:10] AOI
    The hotel went bankrupt.
[10:13] AOI
    I was immediately kicked out
    of the employee dorms.
[10:17] AOI
    With nowhere to go, I lived out
    of internet cafes for a while.
[10:21] AOI
    The days after that...
[10:23] AOI
    I don't remember much of.
[10:27] AOI
    I ran out of money...
[10:30] AOI
    I lived in parks...
[10:40] AOI
    And there, I met Tasuke-san.
[10:46] AOI
    At a time when I had no idea how to survive,
SIGN    Nishi-Taishido Law Offices
[10:49] AOI
    he helped me file the paperwork for
    unemployment benefits and stuff...
SIGN    A
    S
    T
    R
    O
    
    L
    O
    D
    G
    E
[10:56] AOI
    and he let me live in Room 7.
SIGN    Room Seven
[11:00] AOI
    When I asked him why he was
    helping me out so much,
[11:05] AOI
    he said it was because I reminded him of
    the woman he loved when he was younger.
SIGN    Diving Beetle
SIGN    Diving Beetle
[11:15] TAKUMI
    The scorpion was better than I expected.
[11:18] AOI
    Right? It was kinda like shrimp.
[11:21] TAKUMI
    Oh?
[11:22] TAKUMI
    A cat with a heart pattern!
    It's our lucky day.
[11:27] AOI
    A dog?
[11:28] AOI
    They used to bark at me so much...
[11:30] AOI
    I sense misfortune ahead.
[11:32] STAFF
    March of the Insectible!
SIGN    Bug
[11:35] STAFF
    We're accepting contest-ants.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Accepting
    Contestants
SIGN    Win Great
    Prizes
SIGN    Who Eats
    the Most Wins
SIGN    Bowl o' Pupa
    Wasp Eating Contest
SIGN    Lunchtime at the Plaza Stage
[11:37] STAFF
    The winner will receive a bug prize!
[11:40] TAKUMI
    "Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest"?
[11:42] TAKUMI
    All-you-can-eat wasp pupae?!
[11:44] AOI
    Are you entering?
[11:45] TAKUMI
    I can't say I'm a fan...
[11:48] STAFF
    They're insectilicious!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Win Great
    Prizes
SIGN    Who Eats
    Most, Wins
SIGN    Bowl o' Pupa
    Wasp Eating Contest
[11:49] STAFF
    We'll waitamorphosize for you at the venue!
[11:53] AOI
    Will the person I love remember who I am?
[11:59] AOI
    U-Um!
[12:00] AOI
    T-Ta-dah!
[12:02] AOI
    It's a special sticker for fans who had
    their mail read on a radio show. Look.
[12:06] TAKUMI
    Huh... You listen to the radio, Aoi-chan?
[12:10] TAKUMI
    I used to like that show a lot, too.
SIGN    Radio Legendary
[12:13] AOI
    Right. Think back to that time.
[12:17] AOI
    Remember... Remember me!
[12:22] TAKUMI
    Mira-san?
[12:23] SHOIN
    Here.
[12:25] TAKUMI
    Shoin!
[12:26] SHOIN
    That suits you, Mira.
    You look like an Androan.
[12:29] MIRA
    What? Really?
[12:31] SHOIN
    Yeah.
[12:32] SHOIN
    You could blend right in.
[12:35] MIRA
    Oh, Miyasaka-san!
[12:38] MIRA
    Oh.
[12:38] SHOIN
    Hey. Are you two on a date, too?
[12:40] TAKUMI
    "Too"?
[12:41] MIRA
    Oh, uh, this festival is so much fun.
[12:44] MIRA
    Did you try this? It's really good.
[12:46] OBACHAN
    Dearie me!
[12:48] OBACHAN
    I thought I saw a prince and a princess,
    and if it isn't Mira-chan and Shoin-san!
[12:52] SHOIN
    Mira really is a princess.
[12:54] MIRA
    Hey, Shoin!
[12:56] OBACHAN
    Gosh, you two are perfect together!
[12:58] OBACHAN
    Right, right? Right, Miyasaka-kun?
[13:00] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[13:00] OBACHAN
    Don't you agree?
    They're a perfect pair, right?
[13:05] TAKUMI
    R-Right...
[13:07] MIRA
    You really agree?
[13:09] OBACHAN
    Shoin-san looks just like
    my hubby back in his youth,
[13:12] OBACHAN
    and Mira-chan is the spitting image
    of me in my prime.
[13:16] OBACHAN
    Gosh!
[13:17] TAKUMI
    Oww...
[13:18] OBACHAN
    What a pretty young lady!
    Wait, are you Miyasaka-kun's girlfriend?
[13:22] AOI
    Huh?
[13:22] OBACHAN
    My, how adorable!
    You two look great together!
[13:25] OBACHAN
    Right, Mira-chan? These two are
    just meant to be together, right?
[13:28] MIRA
    R-Right...
[13:30] TAKUMI
    You really think we are?
[13:32] OBACHAN
    Oh, wow! They've got a buffet over there!
SIGN    Cricket Buffet
[13:37] SHOIN
    She was like a tornado passing through.
[13:37] TERUKO
    One, two! Terurururun!
[13:39] RENTOMIHIRO
    Terurururun!
[13:40] TAKUMI
    That song...
[13:40] TERUKO
    Terurunrun!
[13:41] MIRA
    ...sounds familiar.
[13:42] RENTOMOHIRO
    Terurunrun!
[13:43] TERUKO
    Terurururun!
[13:44] RENTOMOHIRO
    Terurururun!
[13:45] TERUKO
    Terurunrun!
[13:47] RENTOMOHIRO
    Terurunrun!
[13:48] TERUKO
    Everybody's Terurun!
[13:49] RENTOMOHIRO
    Our Terurun!
[13:51] CHORUS
    She's our star beauty, pretty as can be!
[13:53] TERUKO
    I woke up today to my body tied up in knots.
[13:54] TAKUMI
    She's performing today?
[13:56] MIRA
    Matsubara-san!
[13:57] REN
    Terurun!
[13:58] SHOIN
    Is she an Astro Lodge resident?
[13:58] TOMIHIRO
    Terurun!
[13:59] TERUKO
    I can't give it to you straight,
    keep getting it all twisted.
[14:04] TERUKO
    I've got all the world's cuteness
    and a millionfold power.
[14:09] TERUKO
    Pumping it all in...
[14:14] TERUKO
    Eat my iron fist!
[14:16] TERUKO
    One, two, pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[14:19] TERUKO
    Pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[14:22] TERUKO
    A maiden's heart is complicated,
    don't you know?
[14:26] TERUKO
    One, two!
[14:27] TERUKO
    Pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[14:30] TERUKO
    Pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[14:32] TERUKO
    Take my feelings head on.
[14:37] TERUKO
    Righty hook! (Yeah!)
[14:39] TERUKO
    Righty hook! (Yeah!)
[14:40] TERUKO
    Righty, righty, righty, righty, righty hook!
[14:43] TERUKO
    Righty! (Yeah!) Righty! (Yeah!)
[14:44] TERUKO
    Righty! (Yeah!) Lefty! (Yeah!)
[14:45] TERUKO
    Righty, righty, righty, righty, righty hook!
[14:47] TERUKO
    Followed by a straight punch!
[14:49] TERUKO
    Dum-dum dummy! (Yeah!)
[14:50] TERUKO
    Dum-dum dummy! (Yeah!)
[14:52] TERUKO
    Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy,
     big dum-dum dummy!
[14:54] TERUKO
    Dum-dum dummy! (Yeah!)
[14:55] TERUKO
    Dum-dum dummy! (Yeah!)
[14:57] TERUKO
    Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy,
     big dum-dum dummy!
[15:01] TERUKO
    Terurun!
[15:05] MIRA
    That was so much more impactful
    than seeing it at home!
[15:08] TAKUMI
    Yeah, seeing concerts live is the best.
[15:10] MIRA
    This is a "concert"? I wish I could've
    seen the whole thing.
[15:13] TAKUMI
    Let's ask Matsubara-san and go see
    one of her actual concerts sometime.
[15:18] MIRA
    Yes! I so wanna go!
[15:20] SHOIN
    Mira.
[15:21] SHOIN
    Have you forgotten our mission?
[15:24] MIRA
    Oh, right.
[15:25] TAKUMI
    "Mission"?
[15:27] TERUKO
    Gather round, kids!
SIGN    Insect Festival Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest
[15:30] RENTOMIHIRO
    Here!
[15:31] TERUKO
    It's time for the Insect Festival's main event!
[15:34] TERUKO
    The Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest
    is about to begin! Terurun!
[15:38] MIRA
    A wasp contest?
[15:39] TAKUMI
    Right, that thing.
[15:40] STAFF
    Better bee part of it!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Accepting
    Contestants
SIGN    Win Great
    Prizes
SIGN    Who Eats
    the Most Wins
SIGN    Bowl o' Pupa
    Wasp Eating Contest
[15:43] MIRA
    What kind of contest is it?
[15:45] TAKUMI
    Whoever eats the most in the
    allotted time wins, apparently.
[15:50] MIRA
    So, you have to eat those wasp things?
[15:53] TAKUMI
    Right.
[15:54] TERUKO
    The winner gets this grand prize! Terurun!
SIGN    Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest
    Winner
[16:00] TERUKO
    We'd like teams of two to enter: one to
    load the bowls, and one to eat! Terurun!
[16:06] TERUKO
    Family, friends, lovers,
    and even total strangers
[16:11] TERUKO
    can team up for the contest! Terurunrun!
[16:14] OBACHAN
    I'm in!
[16:16] MIRA
    Count me in, too!
[16:18] SHOIN
    Are you even hungry, Mira?
[16:19] SHOIN
    Didn't you just eat an extra-large
    cricket curry with mealworm combo?
[16:23] MIRA
    But Shokichi-san said that
    that key was from Tasuke-san.
[16:27] TAKUMI
    Key? Oh, right, the Widi came
    to Earth in search of some key.
SIGN    Insect Festival
    Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest
    Winner
[16:35] TAKUMI
    Is that it?
[16:37] SHOIN
    Don't you think those wasps look just like
    our former classmates, the Keplerians?
[16:41] MIRA
    You think?
[16:42] SHOIN
    I do. How are we supposed
    to eat our classmates?
[16:45] TAKUMI
    I'll enter!
[16:46] MIRA
    Huh?
[16:47] TAKUMI
    Mira-san, you want that key, don't you?
[16:51] TAKUMI
    I'll win it for you!
[16:53] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san!
[16:56] MIRA
    Then... I'll be your pupper.
[17:01] TAKUMI
    What?
[17:02] MIRA
    It's the "Bowl Pupper
    Wasp Eater" contest, right?
[17:04] MIRA
    I thought the "bowl pupper" loaded the
    bowls and the "wasp eater" ate them.
[17:08] TAKUMI
    I don't think that's quite right,
    but do you want to team up?
[17:11] MIRA
    Yes! Let me help you!
[17:15] TERUKO
    Okay, everyone.
[17:17] TERUKO
    Are you ready? Terurun!
[17:19] CONTESTANTS
    Yeah!
[17:22] DANDY
    Let's do this, baby.
[17:24] OBACHAN
    I'm in it to win it!
[17:25] TERUKO
    Each bowl has been loaded with a similar
    amount of wasp pupae. Terurunrun.
[17:32] SHOKICHIRENTOMIHIRO
    Buggy! Buggy! Buggy! Buggy! Buggy!
[17:35] TERUKO
    All right, here we go!
[17:38] TERUKO
    On your marks...
[17:39] TERUKO
    Get set!
[17:42] TERUKO
    Go pupa-wild!
[17:43] DANDY
    Chow time!
[17:53] TAKUMI
    Huh? It's good!
[17:55] TAKUMI
    Why is it so damn good?!
[17:58] TAKUMI
    More!
[18:00] MIRA
    Here!
[18:02] TAKUMI
    More!
[18:03] MIRA
    Here!
[18:05] TAKUMI
    More!
[18:06] MIRA
    Here!
[18:07] TAKUMI
    More!
[18:08] MIRA
    Here!
[18:09] TERUKO
    Their teamwork is perfect!
[18:11] TERUKO
    Are you two a couple?
[18:13] MIRA
    Huh?
[18:14] MIRA
    H-Huh? Huh?!
[18:16] TERUKO
    This must be the power of love! Terurun!
[18:22] TERUKO
    Teruru... It's too bad all these teams
    are dropping out.
[18:26] TERUKO
    Who will survive this sprint to the finish?
    Will it be Team Locals,
[18:30] TERUKO
    or will it be Team Lovers,
    who are in hot pursuit?!
[18:33] MIRA
    Here!
[18:33] MIRA
    Here!
[18:34] MIRA
    Here!
[18:35] TERUKO
    Ten seconds left!
[18:38] TERUKO
    Seven, six!
[18:40] TERUKO
    Five, four!
[18:41] SHOKICHIRENTOMIHIRO
    Buggy! Buggy! Buggy! Buggy!
[18:42] TERUKO
    Three, two, one...
[18:45] TERUKO
    Time's up! Terurun!
[18:48] TERUKO
    Team Lovers finishes at 101 bowls.
[18:51] TERUKO
    Team Locals also finishes
    at 101 bowls! Wow, it's a tie!
[18:57] TERUKO
    Whoa!
[18:59] TERUKO
    There was a single pupa left
    in one of Team Locals' bowls!
[19:03] TERUKO
    Which means that Team Lovers,
    which finished all 101 bowls, is the winnerun!
[19:11] TAKUMIMIRA
    We did it!
[19:13] TERUKO
    They're so lovey-dovey, Terurun.
[19:17] RENTOMIHIRO
    Winners! Winners!
[19:22] SHOKICHI
    Congratulations.
SIGN    Insect Festival
    Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest
    Winner
[19:24] TAKUMI
    Thank you very much.
[19:26] TAKUMI
    Mira-san.
[19:27] MIRA
    Are you sure?
[19:29] TAKUMI
    Of course.
[19:30] MIRA
    Thanks.
[19:31] MIRA
    Wait, what? This is the key?
[19:34] MIRA
    It's so light. And it feels kind of flimsy.
[19:37] SHOKICHI
    Of course it does. I made it out of cardboard.
[19:41] MIRA
    Huh? Cardboard?
[19:42] SHOKICHI
    This battery-powered cart is yours, too.
[19:46] OBACHAN
    Gah! I wanted it so badly!
[19:51] OBACHAN
    Can I really have this?!
[19:54] TAKUMI
    Go ahead.
[19:55] OBACHAN
    Thanks! I'll be going on ahead.
[19:58] MIRA
    Are you sure about that?
SIGN    Insect Festival
    Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest
    Winner
[20:00] TAKUMI
    It was worth eating all those pupae if it means
    I can be free of that old bat's nonsense.
[20:07] MIRA
    I'm so sorry. I thought this was the key
    we were looking for.
[20:12] TAKUMI
    Don't apologize.
    The pupae really were delicious.
[20:15] MIRA
    How about adding them to the breakfast menu?
[20:17] TAKUMI
    Good idea.
[20:20] REN
    Look, Landlady.
[20:22] MIRA
    What is it?
[20:25] MIRA
    Is that edible?
[20:27] REN
    Hey, no eating.
[20:29] TERUKO
    You owe me champagne.
[20:30] TERUKO
    I really set the mood for you two. Terurun.
[20:33] TERUKO
    The least you could do is get me
    some champagne in return! Terurun!
[20:36] TAKUMI
    Does she think adding "Terurun"
    to everything makes her cute?
[20:40] TAKUMI
    Oh, Aoi-chan.
[20:43] TAKUMI
    Did you have fun at the Insect Festival?
[20:46] TAKUMI
    I was kinda down in the dumps,
[20:49] TAKUMI
    but all that laughing
    made me feel a lot better.
[20:52] TAKUMI
    Heck...
[20:53] TAKUMI
    The Insect Festival was tons of fun.
[21:10] NAOSUKE
    How'd the date go?
[21:13] NAOSUKE
    I saw everyone come home content.
[21:17] AOI
    He said he used to like... the radio show.
SIGN    Radio Legendary
[21:23] AOI
    But he didn't remember me at all.
SIGN    May 1948
SIGN    May 1950
SIGN    June 1955
SIGN    Ren suspects Naosuke of not being a dog.
SIGN    Takumi comes up with a plan to convince him otherwise...
SIGN    Meanwhile, the Planet Hub spy is still at large.
SIGN    Could the spy be one of them?

Season 1

E8 - Episode 8

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SIGN    May 1948
SIGN    May 1950
SIGN    June 1955
SIGN    Astro Note
[01:49] NAOSUKE
    They fall in love...
[01:52] MIRA
    What are you doing?
[01:53] TAKUMI
    Well, you see...
[01:56] NAOSUKE
    ...have their hearts broken,
    and wallow in misery.
[02:00] NAOSUKE
    Why do Earthlings waste their time
    on this waste of time?
[02:05] TAKUMI
    I'll see you later.
[02:07] MIRA
    Sure.
[02:08] NAOSUKE
    Someone's having a lot of fun.
[02:10] MIRA
    Oh, please.
[02:11] NAOSUKE
    What's this about later?
[02:13] MIRA
    We're going to the grocer's.
[02:14] NAOSUKE
    Why the grocer's?
[02:16] MIRA
    Apparently, they're running an
    all-you-can-pack veggie promotion.
[02:19] MIRA
    Each customer can only take part once,
    so we're both going together.
[02:21] NAOSUKE
    Wha?
[02:23] MIRA
    I don't really get it myself,
    but he says it's a good deal.
[02:27] NAOSUKE
    A good deal, huh?
[02:29] NAOSUKE
    If Her Majesty were to hear of this,
    she would be beside herself.
[02:33] NAOSUKE
    The next in line to the Planet Wid throne
    is out here penny-pinching on groceries.
[02:39] MIRA
    I get it, okay?
[02:41] SHOKICHI
    Oh!
[02:42] SHOKICHI
    There you are, Naosuke.
[02:45] SHOKICHI
    Time for our walk.
[02:48] SHOKICHI
    May I take him?
[02:49] MIRA
    Of course. Go ahead.
[02:51] MIRA
    Naosuke loves going on walks with you.
[02:54] NAOSUKE
    Mira!
[03:00] SHOKICHI
    Walky-walky, Naosuke-chan.
[03:03] MIRA
    I'm happy for you, Naosuke.
[03:10] NAOSUKE
    Yamashita Shokichi is no lover of dogs.
[03:14] GIRL1
    Oh, cute!
[03:17] GIRL2
    Is it all right if we take pics?
[03:19] SHOKICHI
    Go right ahead.
[03:20] NAOSUKE
    He's just a lover of dog-loving chicks!
[03:23] GIRL1
    What's the name?
[03:25] SHOKICHI
    Shokichi.
[03:27] GIRL1
    Shokichi? How cute!
[03:29] SHOKICHI
    I get that a lot.
[03:34] SHOKICHI
    See you again. Bye-bye.
[03:39] SHOKICHI
    Aoi-chan's around that age, too...
[03:46] SHOKICHI
    Oh, Ren.
[03:47] HARUTO
    Hey, it's Naosuke!
[03:49] HARUTO
    Man, I wish I could have a dog too.
[03:53] REN
    Naosuke's no dog.
[03:55] HARUTO
    Uh, he clearly is.
[03:57] RANDOMOTHER
    Hey, it's a doggy!
[04:01] REN
    He really isn't a dog.
[04:02] HARUTO
    Then what is he?
[04:04] REN
    The thing about Naosuke...
[04:08] HARUTO
    What? No way.
[04:10] REN
    It's true!
[04:11] HARUTO
    I don't believe you.
[04:12] REN
    Then I'll show you proof sometime.
[04:15] NAOSUKE
    Uh-oh.
[04:17] RANDOMOTHER
    So cute! How old?
[04:19] SHOKICHI
    Seventy-three.
[04:21] RANDOMOTHER
    Huh?
[04:22] SHOKICHI
    Tee-hee.
[04:23] HARUTO
    You promise?
[04:24] REN
    Yeah. I'll show you proof
    that puts it beyond all doubt.
[04:28] NAOSUKE
    This will not end well.
[04:30] TAKUMI
    All's well that ends well.
[04:32] MIRA
    What do you mean?
[04:33] TAKUMI
    I didn't expect you to have
    a talent for all-you-can-pack sales.
[04:36] MIRA
    Can you really call this a talent?
[04:39] TAKUMI
    It is! Just look at me.
[04:42] TAKUMI
    I was so worried about
    what people might think of me.
[04:45] MIRA
    Were you?
[04:47] TAKUMI
    Meanwhile, your masterpiece shows
[04:50] TAKUMI
    you didn't care who saw you packing in
    all the carrots in the world.
[04:54] TAKUMI
    It gets across your primal instinct—
    your passion—to take as many home as possible.
[05:00] MIRA
    Uh, are you sure you're complimenting me?
[05:02] TAKUMI
    I am! It's a work of art!
[05:06] TAKUMI
    It seems it's going to be clams next time.
    What say you, Maestro?
[05:12] MIRA
    Very well. I'll consider it.
[05:17] MIRA
    Anyway, this was really fun.
[05:20] TAKUMI
    Do you not have all-you-can-pack
    sales on Planet Wid?
[05:23] MIRA
    Huh?
[05:24] TAKUMI
    Uh, never mind. I should've
    known better than to ask.
[05:29] MIRA
    Do we? I'm not sure.
[05:32] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[05:34] MIRA
    I'm royalty, so I couldn't leave
    the palace on my own.
[05:40] MIRA
    I never got to go to the places
    people shopped for necessities.
[05:45] MIRA
    All I ever had for food was the necessary
    Perfect Food at set times.
[05:51] MIRA
    I had no idea breakfast could be so delicious.
[05:57] MIRA
    So maybe we do have these things,
    and I just never knew.
[06:04] MIRA
    Including all-you-can-pack veggies.
SIGN    A
    S
    T
    R
    O
    
    L
    O
    D
    G
    E
[06:07] TAKUMI
    We're home.
[06:10] MIRA
    We're home, Ren-kun.
[06:12] REN
    Welcome home.
[06:16] MIRA
    What's wrong, Naosuke?
[06:18] MIRA
    Huh? Ren-kun's targeting you?
[06:20] NAOSUKE
    Shh! Keep it down!
[06:23] NAOSUKE
    He's suspected that I'm not
    a dog for a while now.
[06:27] MIRA
    You think he's figured out you're a Wido?
[06:29] NAOSUKE
    I can't be certain, but it's likely.
[06:32] TAKUMI
    In that case, don't you just have
    to convince him that you're a dog?
[06:36] NAOSUKE
    Wait, what are you even doing here?
[06:39] MIRA
    But how?
[06:40] TAKUMI
    He just has to do doglike things.
[06:43] NAOSUKE
    What doglike things?
[06:45] TAKUMI
    Okay, Naosuke.
[06:47] TAKUMI
    Fetch!
[06:49] TAKUMI
    Look over there.
SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[06:54] TAKUMI
    Fetch, Naosuke!
[07:02] TAKUMI
    Good boy.
[07:05] TAKUMI
    Wag your tail and act happier.
[07:09] TAKUMI
    He's watching.
[07:14] TAKUMI
    Attaboy.
[07:16] TAKUMI
    Fetch!
[07:18] TAKUMI
    Shake.
[07:26] TAKUMI
    You're so cute, Naosuke.
[07:29] MIRA
    Cute!
[07:31] TAKUMI
    Shake.
[07:33] TAKUMI
    You're totally a dog now!
[07:37] NAOSUKE
    Don't push your luck!
[07:39] NAOSUKE
    Ow, ow, ow!
[07:41] NAOSUKE
    I tap! I'm tapping out!
[07:42] NAOSUKE
    Ouch! Owwie...
[07:43] MIRA
    You'd look great in this too, Naosuke.
[07:49] NAOSUKE
    I'm done with this crap.
[07:54] MIRA
    Terran dogs are so adorable.
[07:57] NAOSUKE
    How about getting a dog cage and stuff?
[08:00] NAOSUKE
    Every home with a dog has one,
[08:02] NAOSUKE
    and violent dogs need to be put in one!
[08:05] MIRA
    Huh. So dogs really are pets.
[08:09] TAKUMI
    Is Naosuke not a pet on Planet Wid?
[08:13] MIRA
    Don't let him hear you say that.
[08:16] MIRA
    He's my, uh...
    I guess you could say bodyguard?
[08:20] TAKUMI
    While you're on Earth?
[08:22] MIRA
    No. For life.
[08:23] TAKUMI
    For life?!
[08:25] MIRA
    Yes. Chosen ones from Naosuke's species
[08:29] MIRA
    are tasked with watching over
    royals from birth to death.
[08:33] TAKUMI
    So, Naosuke has to protect you all your life?
[08:37] MIRA
    Yes.
[08:39] MIRA
    Naosuke's species lives longer than we do.
[08:43] TAKUMI
    Huh. Must be rough.
[08:45] MIRA
    What?
[08:45] TAKUMI
    I mean, it's a cruel job.
[08:49] TAKUMI
    He has to watch someone dear to him die
    and then live the rest of his life alone.
[08:54] TAKUMI
    I could never.
[08:56] TAKUMI
    Oh, this might be a good
    choice. Very doglike.
[09:01] MIRA
    I'd never even thought about that.
[09:19] REN
    Have you seen Naosuke?
[09:21] AOI
    Naosuke? I haven't, no.
[09:24] REN
    Sheesh. Where'd he go?
[09:41] NAOSUKE
    You look like it's the end of the world.
[09:44] NAOSUKE
    What's wrong?
[09:45] AOI
    I don't get it myself.
[09:48] AOI
    I know I'll get hurt if I see him,
    but I still want to.
[09:53] AOI
    I want him to look my way,
[09:56] AOI
    but I also don't, because I don't
    want him to come to hate me.
[10:00] AOI
    I don't know what I should do.
[10:03] AOI
    Have you ever felt this way, Octo-san?
[10:07] NAOSUKE
    "Octo-san"?
[10:08] AOI
    Because you live in Room 8.
[10:11] NAOSUKE
    I'm...
[10:12] AOI
    It's okay. You don't have to say your name
    or show your face or anything.
[10:16] AOI
    I used to be a shut-in not long ago too,
[10:19] AOI
    so I think I know how you feel, Octo-san.
[10:28] MIRA
    Coming.
[10:32] TERUKO
    Huh?
[10:33] TERUKO
    Why's Miyasaka-kun here?
[10:35] TERUKO
    Gosh, is that what's going on?
[10:39] MIRA
    Huh? What do you mean?
[10:41] TAKUMI
    That is not what's going on!
[10:43] TAKUMI
    Nothing's going on! Nothing at all!
[10:44] MIRA
    Did you need me for something, Matsubara-san?
[10:47] TERUKO
    Oh, right. I can't find my room key.
[10:50] MIRA
    Key?
[10:52] TERUKO
    I got home...
[10:54] (Flashback) TERUKO
    I'm back.
[10:56] TERUKO
    ...put my key there,
[10:58] TERUKO
    and got busy writing my room number
    on the stuff I was putting in the fridge.
[11:08] TERUKO
    And when I came back out, the key was gone.
[11:12] MIRA
    Hmm, maybe someone took it by mistake?
[11:17] TERUKO
    I was only gone for a minute or so.
    Nobody came by here in that time.
[11:21] TOMIHIRO
    Have you seen my bicycle key anywhere?
[11:23] SHOKICHI
    Anyone know where the storeroom key is?
[11:25] MIRA
    Huh?
[11:26] TAKUMI
    Oh.
[11:28] TAKUMI
    My key to the drawer is gone!
[11:31] NAOSUKE
    What? Keys of all kinds have gone missing?
[11:34] MIRA
    Yeah. It might be the work of the Hubby spy.
[11:38] TAKUMI
    That squid-like thing?
[11:40] NAOSUKE
    Again, what are you doing here?
[11:43] TAKUMI
    If that rogue squid is after our keys,
    maybe we should try luring it out.
[11:48] MIRA
    But how?
[11:52] MIRA
    Whoa, I finally found the key!
[11:56] MIRA
    Hooray!
[11:58] MIRA
    I can't believe it was here all along!
[12:01] MIRA
    It's very important,
    so I should lock it in the safe!
[12:08] MIRA
    How was I?
[12:09] TAKUMI
    No sign of the squid.
[12:11] NAOSUKE
    It's a spy from Planet Hub, not a squid!
[12:14] NAOSUKE
    Will we really catch it with this tomfoolery?
[12:17] TAKUMI
    Well, "this tomfoolery" is what
    brought Aoi-chan out of her room.
[12:21] NAOSUKE
    Hmm?
[12:26] TAKUMI
    What is Shokichi-san doing?
[12:29] NAOSUKE
    He's blocking the camera.
[12:30] SHOKICHI
    Landlady!
[12:32] MIRA
    Yes?
[12:33] SHOKICHI
    Do you have a moment?
[12:35] MIRA
    On my way!
[12:37] MIRA
    I'll be right back.
[12:42] NAOSUKE
    Hey! Try anything remotely funny,
    and you're a dead man.
[12:46] TAKUMI
    Wha—I'm not going to! I was just...
[12:50] NAOSUKE
    Just?
[12:51] TAKUMI
    Just thinking this room looked
    awfully simple for a Wido princess.
[12:57] NAOSUKE
    I agree.
[12:59] NAOSUKE
    There was no need for her
    to live here in the first place.
[13:02] NAOSUKE
    Evicting the residents
    and demolishing the building
[13:05] NAOSUKE
    would have made looking
    for the key much easier.
[13:09] TAKUMI
    Hey! Spare a thought for how the
    residents themselves would feel.
[13:13] TAKUMI
    A lot of them have nowhere else to go.
[13:20] TAKUMI
    What?
[13:21] NAOSUKE
    Nah.
[13:22] TAKUMI
    Out with it.
[13:23] NAOSUKE
    It's nothing.
[13:24] TAKUMI
    Ren-kun! You're right! Naosuke's no dog—
[13:28] NAOSUKE
    Okay, okay! Fine!
[13:31] NAOSUKE
    It's just, you said the same thing as Mira.
[13:35] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[13:36] (Flashback) MIRA
    We need to consider how the
    residents themselves would feel.
[13:40] (Flashback) MIRA
    Astro Lodge is the only place
    a lot of them can call home.
[13:45] (Flashback) MIRA
    I don't think we have the right
    to ruin their lives here.
[13:52] SHOKICHI
    I wanted to close the shutters
    because it seems a typhoon's on the way,
[13:57] SHOKICHI
    but they just wouldn't budge.
[13:59] MIRA
    I-I can fix this!
[14:02] MIRA
    Maybe something's stuck in there.
[14:04] MIRA
    Do you have a thin stick of some kind?
[14:07] SHOKICHI
    How about this?
[14:10] NAOSUKE
    What are they doing?
[14:12] SHOKICHI
    Oh, dear. The rain's coming in.
[14:19] NAOSUKE
    Is that...
[14:21] TAKUMI
    Mira-san!
[14:30] TOMIHIRO
    What's the matter?
[14:33] MIRA
    Oh, uh, don't worry about it!
[14:38] SHOKICHI
    Huh? What just happened?
[14:44] NAOSUKE
    Search the first floor.
[14:45] TAKUMI
    Roger.
[15:03] MIRA
    What's wrong?
[15:11] TAKUMI
    Hey, it was a squid!
[15:13] NAOSUKE
    No, a Planet Hub spy.
[15:17] NAOSUKE
    I forgot I brought this.
[15:19] MIRA
    What is that?
[15:20] NAOSUKE
    A device used to out spies back on Planet Wid.
[15:24] NAOSUKE
    They react to this light.
[15:29] MIRA
    We've lost power.
    I'll go flip the breaker back on.
[15:35] NAOSUKE
    I'll find the spy.
[15:37] NAOSUKE
    In the meantime, you keep Mira safe.
[15:40] NAOSUKE
    Don't leave her alone for a second.
[15:42] TAKUMI
    Gotcha.
[15:49] MIRA
    Huh?
[15:50] TAKUMI
    Did that not work?
[15:51] MIRA
    It didn't...
[15:52] TAKUMI
    Maybe this whole area's facing a blackout.
[16:02] TERUKO
    Yummy!
[16:05] MIRA
    What are you doing?
[16:10] TAKUMI
    Hey! That's the green sea urchin
    we got recently!
[16:13] TAKUMI
    Who said you could eat it?!
[16:15] TERUKO
    We're doing it a favor!
[16:17] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[16:17] TERUKO
    The power's out, right?
[16:19] TERUKO
    Everything in the fridge will spoil.
[16:22] TERUKO
    We're doing it the favor
    of eating it before it does.
[16:25] TOMIHIRO
    We're fighting food wastage here!
[16:28] SHOKICHI
    Do you want some, Mira-chan?
[16:30] MIRA
    May I? That looks amazing.
[16:32] TERUKO
    There's only one thing to do on
    stormy days, and that's to drink it up.
[16:37] TAKUMI
    I very much disagree.
[16:41] TAKUMI
    But if you're going to eat it anyway,
    eat it in style.
[16:47] MIRA
    Wow, so pretty!
[16:49] TAKUMI
    Help yourselves.
[16:50] ALL
    Let's eat!
[16:55] MIRA
    Delicious!
[16:58] AOI
    That looks yummy.
[17:00] TERUKO
    Way to startle me. Can you
    please not sneak in like a ninja?
[17:04] AOI
    May I have some too?
[17:06] TAKUMI
    Of course.
[17:07] TOMIHIRO
    Huh? Where'd Ren go?
[17:10] TOMIHIRO
    Hey, Ren! We've got sushi! Ren!
[17:13] AOI
    Thank you.
[17:23] TERUKO
    Say, how old are you, Aoi-chan?
[17:27] TERUKO
    Can you legally drink? How about you join us?
[17:30] TAKUMI
    Matsubara-san.
[17:32] TAKUMI
    Nowadays, it's considered problematic
    to pressure younger people into drinking.
[17:36] TERUKO
    What? I'm the same age
    as Aoi-chan! Terurunrun!
[17:41] TAKUMI
    Are you, now?
[17:42] AOI
    I can drink umeshu a little.
[17:44] MIRA
    Oh, we have some amazing umeshu.
[17:48] MIRA
    Let me go get it.
[17:49] TAKUMI
    Oh, I'll go with you.
[17:53] MIRA
    I would've been fine by myself.
[17:55] TAKUMI
    Naosuke asked me to keep
    you safe from Hubbies.
SIGN    May 1948
SIGN    May 1950
SIGN    June 1955
[18:12] MIRA
    Did you panic, Miyasaka-san?
[18:15] TAKUMI
    Panic?
[18:17] MIRA
    I was told never to reveal our identities
    because it would make Earthlings panic.
[18:25] TAKUMI
    Oh, right, that.
[18:28] TAKUMI
    It's true that it did freak me out at first.
SIGN    May 1950
[18:32] TAKUMI
    But before finding out you were a Wido,
    I thought you were English.
[18:38] TAKUMI
    And I figured this was just one step further.
[18:42] TAKUMI
    Besides...
[18:43] TAKUMI
    You're an ordinary girl in my eyes.
[18:47] MIRA
    Ordinary?
[18:49] TAKUMI
    Yes, a perfectly ordinary girl.
[18:51] TAKUMI
    So I chose to believe in what I saw of you instead.
[18:56] TAKUMI
    I'll carry the umeshu.
[18:58] TAKUMI
    Ow!
[19:00] MIRA
    Are you okay?
[19:01] TAKUMI
    I-I'm fine...
[19:10] MIRA
    Are you okay?
[19:11] TAKUMI
    Y-Yeah...
[19:18] MIRA
    Are you okay?
[19:20] TAKUMI
    The wasabi...
[19:28] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[19:29] TAKUMI
    Maybe it's not Mira-san being targeted...
[19:32] MIRA
    Are you okay?
[19:34] TAKUMI
    Maybe it's me!
[19:35] TERUKO
    Terurun, Terurun, Terurunrun!
[19:39] TERUKO
    Drink up!
[19:41] MIRA
    What's up, Naosuke?
[19:53] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[19:56] MIRA
    Is Aoi-chan the spy?!
[19:58] TOMIHIRO
    What's this? Do you glow instead of
    getting flushed when you drink, Aoi-chan?
[20:03] TERUKO
    Whoa, she really is!
[20:09] AOI
    A man like you,
[20:11] AOI
    who toys with people's hearts...
    must not be left alive!
[20:18] AOI
    How do you not remember me?
    How cruel can you be?!
[20:21] TAKUMI
    What do you mean, remember you?
[20:22] AOI
    Yeah, yeah, I know I'm
    nothing but background noise!
[20:26] AOI
    Damn it all!
[20:29] TERUKO
    Wow, Aoi-chan's a master of the drunken fist!
[20:34] MIRA
    Are you okay, Aoi-chan?
[20:36] AOI
    I... hate you so much!
[20:42] NAOSUKE
    Mira!
[20:44] NAOSUKE
    She's been possessed by a Hubby! Suck it out!
[20:47] NAOSUKE
    Get to it!
[21:28] MIRA
    Are you okay?!
[21:33] AOI
    What was I...
[21:36] NAOSUKE
    Thankfully, Aoi-chan had no recollection
    of the time she spent possessed,
[21:42] NAOSUKE
    and the other residents of Astro Note
    were too drunk to remember.
[21:51] NAOSUKE
    The storm passed...
[21:55] MIRA
    Good morning.
[21:57] TAKUMI
    Good morning.
[21:59] AOI
    G... Good morning.
[22:03] TAKUMI
    M-Morning.
[22:10] NAOSUKE
    ...I hope.
SIGN    Aoi, who blanked out after drinking,
SIGN    apparently shared a kiss with Takumi...
SIGN    Takumi finally remembers who she is.
SIGN    What will become of Takumi and Aoi?!
SIGN    What will become of Takumi and Aoi?!

Season 1

E9 - Episode 9

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[00:07] (Flashback) AOI
    How do you not remember me?
    How cruel can you be?!
[00:14] MIRA
    Good morning.
[00:16] TAKUMI
    Good morning.
[00:19] AOI
    G... Good morning.
[00:22] TAKUMI
    M-Morning.
[00:24] (Flashback) AOI
    I... hate you so much!
SIGN    Astro Note
[02:03] TERUKO
    Mornin'.
[02:06] TERUKO
    Huh, Aoi-chan? Pretty unusual for you
    to be eating breakfast here.
[02:10] AOI
    Can't I?
[02:12] TERUKO
    'Course you can. I'm just wondering
    what brought this on.
[02:17] TERUKO
    Time to eat.
[02:19] AOI
    Nothing in particular.
[02:33] TOMIHIRO
    Explain this.
[02:36] SHOKICHI
    What is it?
[02:37] TOMIHIRO
    A notice for parents' visit day.
[02:39] TOMIHIRO
    Why didn't you tell me
    about something so important?
[02:41] REN
    Because I don't want you to come, obviously.
[02:45] TOMIHIRO
    Why not? How awful!
[02:46] REN
    Who's the awful one here?
[02:48] REN
    Search your heart, and you'll find the reason!
[02:54] REN
    Everything you just thought of. All of it.
[02:57] TOMIHIRO
    You could tell what I was thinking?
[03:01] REN
    "What could it be?
[03:03] REN
    Is it because I went in a T-shirt
    and sandals last time?
[03:07] REN
    Or is it because I was hungover
    and threw up in the boys' bathroom?
[03:10] REN
    Or is it maybe because I started flirting
    with his friend's mom?
[03:13] REN
    Or maybe..."
[03:14] TOMIHIRO
    Wow... You're amazing!
[03:16] TOMIHIRO
    You just read my mind. You must be a psychic!
[03:20] TOMIHIRO
    I'd better tell your teachers
    to develop your special ability in class...
[03:24] REN
    Don't you dare show up!
[03:28] NAOSUKE
    What's wrong?
[03:30] AOI
    We kissed...
[03:32] AOI
    I think.
[03:34] NAOSUKE
    You think?
[03:35] AOI
    I was drunk, so I don't remember clearly.
[03:41] NAOSUKE
    So he's the kind of guy
    who'd kiss a drunk girl?
[03:44] NAOSUKE
    Can't be too decent, if you ask me.
[03:49] AOI
    He treats everyone equally
    with love and care.
[03:53] AOI
    So I want to believe that he's a decent guy.
[03:57] NAOSUKE
    Do you hate the landlady?
[03:59] AOI
    Huh? Why do you ask?
[04:01] NAOSUKE
    Oh, just curious.
[04:03] AOI
    I don't hate hate her.
[04:05] AOI
    But she eats everything
    like it's the greatest meal ever.
[04:09] AOI
    I envy that.
[04:13] MIRA
    Bye.
[04:14] SHOKICHI
    Have a nice day.
SIGN    A
    S
    T
    R
    O
    
    L
    O
    D
    G
    E
[04:20] SHOKICHI
    I wonder what make that car is.
[04:23] SHOKICHI
    Rich people sure do live in style.
[04:30] SHOIN
    So the Hubby spy stole a dummy key?
[04:34] MIRA
    Yeah. So things should be fine now.
[04:36] MIRA
    You didn't have to come pick me up.
[04:39] SHOIN
    It's still not safe.
    They'll know immediately that it's a fake.
[04:42] MIRA
    Really? How are they supposed to find out?
[04:45] MIRA
    I've never seen the actual one, either.
[04:47] MIRA
    If I were told it was the key,
    I'd probably believe it.
[04:52] MIRA
    What a beautiful day.
    Oh, I should've aired the futons.
[04:56] MIRA
    Did you know? Futons are really soft
    and nice to sleep in after you've aired them.
[05:01] SHOIN
    Mira.
[05:02] SHOIN
    We have more important things
    to take care of right now.
[05:11] SHOIN
    We need to find the key
[05:13] SHOIN
    and return to Planet Wid as soon as possible.
[05:16] SHOIN
    Bring up the entries on Astro Lodge.
[05:18] ALEXA
    Understood.
[05:21] SHOIN
    Let's review all the logs
    we have on that building.
[05:25] SHOIN
    You start over there, Mira.
[05:26] MIRA
    Okay.
[05:35] SHOIN
    What is it?
[05:35] MIRA
    Leaves are starting to clog up the gutter.
    I need to clean them up.
[05:42] MIRA
    Gosh, Room 3's window is wide open!
[05:46] MIRA
    Did I forget to close it
    after cleaning last time?
[05:49] MIRA
    It'll be bad news if it rains.
[05:51] MIRA
    Let me go close it real quick.
[05:52] SHOIN
    Mira!
[05:54] MIRA
    Oh, right. I guess it won't rain today,
    given how clear the skies were.
[05:58] SHOIN
    That's not the point.
[05:59] SHOIN
    Right now, you're barely acting
    like Planet Wid's next queen.
[06:03] SHOIN
    The title of Astro Lodge's caretaker
    suits you more.
[06:06] MIRA
    What? You really think so?
[06:08] SHOIN
    That wasn't a compliment.
[06:10] SHOIN
    What's gotten into you?
    Do you not want to go home to Planet Wid?
[06:14] SHOIN
    You're our princess.
[06:16] SHOIN
    The Widi are eagerly waiting for you
    to return with key in hand.
[06:19] MIRA
    I know that, but...
[06:22] SHOIN
    But?
[06:23] MIRA
    You know how we have so many rules
    we have to abide by all our lives?
[06:27] MIRA
    I've been having my doubts
    about them lately.
[06:30] MIRA
    I wonder if the established rules
    are really right for us.
[06:34] SHOIN
    Mira.
[06:35] SHOIN
    Have you fallen in love?
[06:36] MIRA
    Huh?
[06:38] MIRA
    Where did that come from?
[06:40] SHOIN
    Just thinking you might've been
    influenced by someone.
[06:43] MIRA
    Gosh, what are you saying?
SIGN    For those who want a job right away!
SIGN    Salary over 210,000 a month!!
[06:53] [SONG] SIGN
    Formal Employment No Overtime
[06:53] [SONG] SIGN
    Weekends and Holidays Off Potential Raises
SIGN    Click for details!
[06:55] NAOSUKE
    That doesn't look too bad.
[06:58] TAKUMI
    Don't just waltz into my room!
[07:00] NAOSUKE
    Moving on from the unemployed life, eh?
[07:01] TAKUMI
    I am not unemployed!
[07:03] NAOSUKE
    What are you if not unemployed?
[07:05] TAKUMI
    Head chef at this historic Astro Lodge!
[07:09] NAOSUKE
    Phooey.
[07:12] TAKUMI
    What is it?
[07:13] NAOSUKE
    What is what?
[07:15] TAKUMI
    You came to talk to me
    about something, right?
[07:21] NAOSUKE
    Do you really not remember Aoi-chan?
[07:25] TAKUMI
    Way to rub it in.
[07:27] NAOSUKE
    Do you or don't you?
[07:31] TAKUMI
    I don't. At all.
[07:33] NAOSUKE
    She's a nice girl,
    don't you think?
[07:35] NAOSUKE
    You should respond to her feelings.
[07:38] TAKUMI
    What do you mean, her feelings?
[07:39] NAOSUKE
    Huh?
[07:40] TAKUMI
    What?
[07:42] TAKUMI
    Huh? What?!
SIGN    35th Annual Battle of the Chefs Results Announced!
    Miyasaka Takumi Becomes Youngest Ever to Win Grand Prize!
[07:45] NAOSUKE
    You're so dense. Take a look.
[07:51] TAKUMI
    Hmm? Is that...
[07:54] TAKUMI
    Aoi-chan?
[07:57] MIRA
    Coming.
[08:02] MIRA
    Ren-kun?
[08:04] MIRA
    You ran away?
SIGN    Dear Parents and Guardians
    Notice of Parents' Visiting Day
[08:08] (Flashback) TOMIHIRO
    As your father, I have every right
    to attend parents' visiting day!
[08:11] (Flashback) REN
    Then I'll cut all ties with you!
[08:15] REN
    Now I have nowhere to go,
    so I'll be hanging out here.
[08:20] MIRA
    B-But...
[08:21] REN
    Don't worry. You know what my pops is like.
[08:26] REN
    So I've learned to take care of myself.
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[08:45] TAKUMI
    Huh? You're up early today, Wakabayashi-san.
[08:48] TOMIHIRO
    I wanted to see my boy.
[08:50] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[08:51] TOMIHIRO
    We're celebrating my dear son's
     first time running away.
[08:55] TOMIHIRO
    Look this way, Ren.
[08:57] TOMIHIRO
    How's your first breakfast
    since running away feel?
[08:59] TOMIHIRO
    Does it taste more grown-up?
[09:03] REN
    Thanks for the food.
[09:04] TOMIHIRO
    Hey, wait!
[09:04] TOMIHIRO
    Don't waste your food! Come on!
[09:14] AOI
    Good... morning.
[09:16] TAKUMI
    Huh? G-Good morning.
[09:28] TERUKO
    That makes ten.
[09:30] TAKUMI
    Matsubara-san?
[09:31] TERUKO
    That's the tenth sigh you've let out in a row.
[09:34] TAKUMI
    Huh? How long have you been following me?
[09:36] TERUKO
    Need a shoulder to cry on?
[09:38] TERUKO
    You're paying.
SIGN    Pub
[09:44] TERUKO
    Beer tastes amazing after a hard day's work
    when it's on somebody else's dime!
[09:48] TAKUMI
    Are you really younger than me?
[09:51] TERUKO
    So? What's bothering you?
[09:54] TAKUMI
    Keep this between us,
[09:57] TAKUMI
    but, uh... it seems Aoi-chan
    has feelings for me.
[10:03] TERUKO
    And?
[10:04] TAKUMI
    "And"?
[10:04] TERUKO
    You were the only one who hadn't noticed.
[10:08] TAKUMI
    What's more, we worked
    at the same hotel, apparently.
[10:13] TERUKO
    "Apparently"? You don't remember?
[10:15] TAKUMI
    I don't.
[10:16] TERUKO
    Yikes. You're a jerk.
[10:18] TAKUMI
    B-But we had so many staff.
[10:21] TAKUMI
    Of course I don't remember
    each and every one.
[10:26] TERUKO
    "I'm such an asshole.
[10:29] TERUKO
    Not only did I forget all about Aoi-chan,
[10:31] TERUKO
    I accepted her invitation to the Insect
    Festival, which she meant as a date invite,
[10:34] TERUKO
    led her on, and toyed with her feelings
    like a total scumbag!"
[10:39] TAKUMI
    Please stop narrating for me!
[10:42] TAKUMI
    Also, "scumbag" is pushing it!
[10:45] TAKUMI
    What should I do?
[10:47] TAKUMI
    I don't know how to interact with Aoi-chan.
[10:51] TAKUMI
    What?
[10:52] TERUKO
    Beer tastes amazing when it's paired
    with a side dish of schadenfreude.
[10:56] TAKUMI
    You're the jerk here.
[10:59] TERUKO
    Anyway, if you can't reciprocate her feelings,
[11:03] TERUKO
    your job is to make sure
    that she can move on.
[11:10] TERUKO
    So chicks are into guys like you, huh?
[11:12] TAKUMI
    It's not like that.
[11:15] TAKUMI
    Don't you have someone you like?
[11:17] TERUKO
    I have zero interest
    in dating and all that crap.
[11:21] TERUKO
    The time I spend as the idol Terurun
    is what I live for! Terurun!
[11:27] TAKUMI
    Get me another beer from the tap!
[11:33] TOMIHIRO
    Pardon me.
[11:35] TOMIHIRO
    I know the room's messy,
    but I only just got back from work.
[11:39] MIRA
    What? You work?!
[11:41] TOMIHIRO
    You don't have to act so surprised.
[11:43] MIRA
    Oh, sorry.
[11:45] TOMIHIRO
    I am technically unemployed,
[11:47] TOMIHIRO
    but I do day jobs
    when I'm seriously low on cash.
[11:51] TOMIHIRO
    Let me make you some tea.
[11:53] MIRA
    Oh, don't mind me.
[11:56] MIRA
    U-Um, so, about Ren-kun...
[11:59] TOMIHIRO
    Sorry for the trouble we're causing you.
[12:02] MIRA
    It's no trouble!
[12:05] TOMIHIRO
    He can be a stubborn kid
    who refuses to listen,
[12:10] TOMIHIRO
    but he'll grow bored of this
    and come back eventually.
[12:15] MIRA
    O-Oh, but...
[12:17] MIRA
    Ren-kun seems to be really against
    the idea of you visiting his school.
[12:21] MIRA
    Why not put his feelings first, just this time?
[12:25] TOMIHIRO
    I'm afraid I can't do that.
[12:27] MIRA
    Why not?
[12:28] TOMIHIRO
    I mean, I want to see where, how,
    and with whom he's studying.
[12:36] TOMIHIRO
    But, well, I can't have him
    getting bullied because of me,
[12:40] TOMIHIRO
    so I fully intend to behave this time around.
[12:43] TOMIHIRO
    I'll lay off the booze until the day is done.
[12:46] MIRA
    You? Lay off the booze?
[12:48] TOMIHIRO
    I'll make do with barley tea.
[12:56] MIRA
    Is that Ren-kun's mother?
[12:58] TOMIHIRO
    They look alike, right?
[13:00] MIRA
    They do, yes.
[13:03] TOMIHIRO
    And Ren and I look nothing alike.
[13:06] TOMIHIRO
    That's because we're not
    actually related by blood.
[13:09] MIRA
    What?
[13:10] TOMIHIRO
    It's not really a big secret or anything.
[13:13] TOMIHIRO
    We were never married, so when she passed,
[13:17] TOMIHIRO
    there was talk of sending Ren to an orphanage.
[13:21] TOMIHIRO
    But a lawyer friend of Tasuke-san's
    really helped us out,
[13:26] TOMIHIRO
    and so we got to live together as we do now.
[13:29] TOMIHIRO
    Whether we're blood-related or not
    doesn't matter one bit to me,
[13:35] TOMIHIRO
    but society seems to think otherwise.
[13:38] MIRA
    I had no idea.
[13:40] TOMIHIRO
    Back then, I realized
    beyond a shadow of a doubt
[13:44] TOMIHIRO
    that, of all the countless
    living things on Earth,
[13:47] TOMIHIRO
    I love Ren most of all!
[13:51] TOMIHIRO
    And nobody can tell me otherwise.
[13:54] TOMIHIRO
    Mira-san, have you ever met
    someone you love with all your heart?
[13:58] TOMIHIRO
    I can't say for sure, as I've basically
    stumbled my way through life,
[14:01] TOMIHIRO
    but it's not every day you meet such a person.
[14:04] TOMIHIRO
    I love Ren.
[14:06] TOMIHIRO
    And love can change
    your life in unexpected ways.
[14:13] TOMIHIRO
    Oh, but I guess I'm still
    stumbling my way through life.
[14:20] TOMIHIRO
    I ended up talking about something
    that's best discussed over a drink.
[14:24] TOMIHIRO
    Oh, look at the time.
[14:25] TOMIHIRO
    Have you had dinner yet?
[14:27] MIRA
    No, not yet.
[14:29] TOMIHIRO
    Ren needs to eat, too.
[14:31] TOMIHIRO
    You're taking care of him,
    so let me buy you something.
[14:35] MIRA
    You can't. Aren't you seriously low on cash?
[14:39] TOMIHIRO
    Shall we go to war?
[14:40] MIRA
    "War"?
[14:42] TOMIHIRO
    I mean the supermarket's half-off meals.
[14:44] MIRA
    What the heck?
[14:46] TOMIHIRO
    Don't you know?
[14:47] TOMIHIRO
    In the deli aisle of the supermarket
[14:49] TOMIHIRO
    are warriors eagerly awaiting
    the half-off discount stickers,
[14:54] TOMIHIRO
    and they go to war for the prizes they seek.
[14:56] TOMIHIRO
    In that way, the supermarket
    becomes a war zone every single night.
SIGN    3rd Grade Arithmetic
[15:08] SHOKICHI
    Took you a while. Find your eraser?
[15:12] REN
    Yeah.
[15:17] SHOKICHI
    Aoi-chan, are you good at arithmetic?
[15:23] SHOKICHI
    The text on this printout
    is too small for me to read.
[15:30] AOI
    Oh, that part's wrong.
[15:33] REN
    Say...
[15:35] REN
    What's your father like?
[15:38] AOI
    Who knows?
[15:39] REN
    What do you mean?
[15:40] AOI
    Well, I grew up in an orphanage.
[15:42] AOI
    But from what I've heard,
    he was quite the piece of trash.
[15:46] AOI
    Your father's nice, though.
[15:48] REN
    How? He's unemployed,
    so he's trash all the same.
[15:53] AOI
    But the people around you can tell
    that he showers you with love.
[15:57] AOI
    That's a very fortunate thing.
[16:00] REN
    Oh, Naosuke.
[16:02] REN
    Do you wanna know Naosuke's secret?
[16:06] REN
    Actually, Naosuke's...
[16:09] AOI
    Huh? Say what?
[16:11] REN
    It's true. I saw it with my own eyes.
[16:19] TERUKO
    Oh, hey, landlady!
[16:22] MIRA
    Welcome back.
[16:23] TOMIHIRO
    Wow, already drunk at this hour? I envy you.
[16:28] TAKUMI
    Where are you headed?
[16:29] MIRA
    To war.
[16:30] TAKUMI
    War?
[16:31] TERUKO
    Oh, the supermarket?
[16:33] TOMIHIRO
    We need to hurry, or those hyenas
    will strip the place to the bones.
[16:38] TAKUMI
    Should I cook for you?
[16:40] TAKUMI
    We have some frozen pork,
    so I could make stir-fry.
[16:44] TOMIHIRO
    Now, there's a proposition! Let's go home!
[16:48] ALL
    Let's eat!
SIGN    Barley Tea
[16:59] MIRA
    Mm, delicious.
SIGN    Today's Menu
    - Fried Shrimp
    - Miso Soup
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[18:00] TAKUMI
    Aoi-chan, are you free?
[18:02] TAKUMI
    What say we go for a picnic?
[18:09] TAKUMI
    This place feels great.
[18:11] TAKUMI
    Why don't we take a seat over there?
[18:13] AOI
    Okay.
[18:16] TAKUMI
    The triangles have plum,
    and the circles have salmon.
[18:19] TAKUMI
    Oh, are you okay with dried plum?
[18:21] AOI
    I love it.
[18:22] TAKUMI
    Y-You do? That's great.
[18:27] TAKUMI
    Here.
[18:28] AOI
    Thank you.
[18:30] TAKUMI
    Eat all you want.
[18:31] AOI
    I will, thank you.
[18:52] TAKUMI
    There's someone I like.
[18:56] TAKUMI
    I'm in love with Mira-san.
[19:00] AOI
    I know.
[19:03] AOI
    It's obvious.
[19:09] TAKUMI
    Oh.
[19:19] TAKUMI
    Miss Riceball?
[19:21] TAKUMI
    I remember now!
    You're Miss Riceball, aren't you?
[19:25] TAKUMI
    We met on the rooftop that one time!
[19:26] AOI
    Yes.
[19:28] TAKUMI
    I'm sorry.
[19:29] TAKUMI
    I'm really, really sorry!
[19:37] TAKUMI
    Seeing you eat like it was the most delicious
    thing ever brought back the memory.
[19:41] AOI
    Am I making it look that good?
[19:44] TAKUMI
    You always eat with so much gusto.
    It makes the food look great.
[19:48] TAKUMI
    That massive rice ball back then
    looked so good, too.
[19:54] TAKUMI
    Wait, what? I'm sorry!
[19:58] AOI
    It's not what you think.
[20:01] AOI
    I'm happy, this is delicious,
    and I'm so happy...
[20:07] AOI
    It's happylicious!
SIGN    Notice of Parents' Visit Day
[20:17] REN
    You can come, but please never hit
    on my friends' mothers again.
[20:21] TOMIHIRO
    Ren!
[20:23] REN
    Cut it out, Pops!
[20:27] AOI
    He actually was a decent guy.
[20:29] AOI
    He stopped me before I could say anything
    so that I wouldn't have to get rejected.
[20:33] NAOSUKE
    You're awful cheery
    for someone with a broken heart.
[20:36] AOI
    I thought there was something I lacked.
[20:39] AOI
    But I just didn't know that I had it
    all along, and he helped me realize that.
[20:44] AOI
    And now I feel like there might be other
    things I've never noticed about myself.
[20:49] AOI
    It's changed the way I look at my life,
    in a positive direction.
[20:52] NAOSUKE
    Huh. I don't get it,
    but whatever makes you happy.
[20:56] AOI
    Maybe it's time for me to go out
    and see the world beyond Astro Lodge.
[21:01] AOI
    I owe it to you for easing me back
    into conversing with people. Thanks.
[21:06] NAOSUKE
    I haven't done a thing.
[21:08] AOI
    Oh, right. You know Naosuke, the dog?
[21:12] NAOSUKE
    Huh?!
[21:12] AOI
    You know, the landlady's pet.
[21:15] NAOSUKE
    Oh, right, yeah. I remember now.
[21:18] AOI
    Ren-kun told me that Naosuke wasn't a dog...
[21:26] AOI
    but actually a cat.
[21:28] NAOSUKE
    A cat?!
[21:30] AOI
    He says he saw him chasing a mouse around
    like the cat in that famous cartoon.
[21:36] NAOSUKE
    Th-That's great! A cat, huh?
[21:40] AOI
    But he's clearly a dog.
[21:44] AOI
    I'm scared of dogs, so I don't
    like Naosuke much either.
[21:53] MIRA
    Good morning.
[21:55] TAKUMI
    Good morning.
[21:56] MIRA
    Uh, Miyasaka-san?
[21:58] MIRA
    Do you have some time to talk later?
[22:15] AOI
    Octo-san?
SIGN    As the day of Terurun's concert draws near,
SIGN    Teruko has her doubts about continuing her idol activities.
SIGN    The Hubbies send in another one of their agents.
SIGN    But are they after Takumi and not Mira?!
SIGN    But are they after Takumi and not Mira?!

Season 1

E10 - Episode 10

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[00:21] TERUKO
    Morning!
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[00:22] MIRA
    Good morning.
[00:23] TERUKO
    I'm beat.
[00:25] MIRA
    Why were you working out so early?
[00:28] TERUKO
    Building stamina for my upcoming concert.
[00:31] TERUKO
    Man, that took a toll on me.
    I'm gonna be all sore tomorrow.
[00:39] (Flashback) MIRA
    Uh, Miyasaka-san?
[00:41] (Flashback) MIRA
    Do you have some time to talk later?
[00:49] TERUKO
    Whatcha wanna talk about?
[00:51] MIRA
    Give us a moment.
[00:53] MIRA
    Hurry up! Everyone's waiting!
[00:57] MIRA
    Let me introduce you to
    Astro Lodge's newest resident:
[01:02] MIRA
    Shoin Ginger-san.
[01:04] SHOIN
    Hello.
[01:05] TERUKO
    Is he moving in with you?
[01:08] MIRA
    No, he's taking Room 8.
[01:10] TOMIHIRO
    Weren't you living nearby anyway?
[01:14] TOMIHIRO
    Why move in here now?
[01:15] SHOIN
    I figured it was a good way to experience
    how locals live on this planet.
[01:21] TOMIHIRO
    "Planet"?
[01:21] MIRA
    He meant this town!
[01:23] MIRA
    Sheesh. Shoin can sometimes whiff
    his phrasing, so don't pay it too much heed.
[01:28] SHOIN
    Anyway, I can't believe so many of you
    are crammed inside this tiny building.
[01:35] SHOIN
    You're a servant here, if I remember right?
[01:37] TAKUMI
    I'm a chef!
[01:39] SHOIN
    I'm so excited.
[01:40] SHOIN
    I've always wanted to try out plebeian cuisine.
[01:46] TERUKO
    He's whiffing, all right.
[01:47] TOMIHIRO
    He's so off the mark,
     I actually respect it.
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[03:23] AOI
    U-Um...
[03:25] SHOIN
    And you are?
[03:27] AOI
    Octo-san?
[03:29] SHOIN
    Aoi-chan in Room 7, right? We finally meet.
[03:32] AOI
    Huh?
[03:34] SHOIN
    Mira's told me so much about you.
[03:36] AOI
    She has?
[03:37] SHOIN
    She said a lovely little lady was living here.
[03:41] SHOIN
    A-As neighbors,
[03:42] SHOIN
    let's get along!
[03:47] NAOSUKE
    Listen up!
[03:48] NAOSUKE
    Do not say anything unnecessary
    to the residents here!
[03:51] SHOIN
    Check it out, Naosuke.
[03:52] SHOIN
    I place one thing in here,
[03:54] SHOIN
    and the room's already packed!
[03:56] SHOIN
    I can't fathom living in this tiny corner
    of the vast expanse of the universe.
[04:00] SHOIN
    Earthlings are truly strange beings.
[04:05] SHOIN
    All right, time to search for the key.
[04:07] NAOSUKE
    There was no need for you to move in here.
[04:10] SHOIN
    There wouldn't have been—
    if you were doing your job right.
[04:13] NAOSUKE
    Huh?
[04:14] SHOIN
    Protect Mira, find the key, and take her
    back to Wid as soon as possible.
[04:19] SHOIN
    Is that not what you were supposed to do?
[04:22] SHOIN
    Instead, you've found no trace of the key,
[04:25] SHOIN
    and Mira's faced numerous
    attacks from Hubby spies.
[04:29] SHOIN
    So now I have to step up and protect Mira.
[04:32] SHOIN
    The more time she spends on this planet,
    the more pain and suffering Mira will face.
[04:39] TAKUMI
    Terurun has a concert coming up.
[04:41] MIRA
    Oh, Matsubara-san did mention that.
[04:44] TAKUMI
    Would you like to go together?
[04:46] MIRA
    Wow, I'd love to!
[04:48] TAKUMI
    I'll get us the tickets, then.
[04:50] MIRA
    Please do, thanks.
[04:52] TAKUMI
    Also, the concert's at night.
[04:56] TAKUMI
    Do you want to leave a little early
    and eat something nice on the way?
[05:00] MIRA
    Something nice?
[05:02] MIRA
    What is it?
[05:03] TAKUMI
    Oh, uh, I haven't decided yet.
[05:06] TAKUMI
    Do you have anything in mind?
    Like, anywhere you want to go?
[05:11] MIRA
    Hmm...
[05:13] MIRA
    Oh, the aquarium!
[05:15] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[05:16] MIRA
    I heard the aquarium
    had loads of tasty-looking fish.
[05:18] TAKUMI
    You can't eat the fish in an aquarium.
[05:22] MIRA
    Aww.
[05:23] TAKUMI
    Have you never been to one?
[05:26] MIRA
    Nope.
[05:28] MIRA
    I've always wanted to, though.
[05:30] TAKUMI
    Then let's go to the aquarium
    before the concert.
[05:34] MIRA
    Sure!
[05:36] TAKUMI
    Okay, it's a plan.
[05:37] MIRA
    I'm looking forward to it.
[05:40] TAKUMI
    See you.
[05:41] MIRA
    Bye.
[05:44] TAKUMI
    Yes, yes, yes!
[05:47] TAKUMI
    Let's go!
[05:48] TOMIHIRO
    You're really happy about your date, huh?
[05:51] TOMIHIRO
    It makes sense.
[05:53] TOMIHIRO
    Now that Shoin-san's moved in,
[05:55] TOMIHIRO
    you would obviously panic,
    given he's got you beat in every way.
[06:00] TAKUMI
    I-I'm not panicking—
[06:03] TOMIHIRO
    Relax. I'm on your side.
[06:07] TOMIHIRO
    I want to watch a down-on-his-luck brokie
[06:09] TOMIHIRO
    miraculously beat out a man with money,
    looks, power, and everything nice!
[06:16] TAKUMI
    "Miraculously"?
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[06:30] ALL
    Let's eat.
[06:32] MIRA
    Shoin, this here is natto.
[06:35] MIRA
    You mix it up well, like this,
[06:39] MIRA
    place it atop the rice,
[06:41] MIRA
    and eat!
[06:47] MIRA
    Delicious!
[06:56] SHOIN
    So this is natto.
[06:58] SHOIN
    If I were facing starvation in outer space,
[07:00] SHOIN
    I could wolf down bowls
    and bowls of this stuff.
[07:02] MIRA
    Right?
[07:05] SHOIN
    What's this?
[07:05] MIRA
    Salmon! You know...
[07:07] MIRA
    Its soft meat is of course delicious,
    but what I like most...
[07:12] MIRA
    has to be the skin!
[07:15] MIRA
    Mm! This is bliss!
[07:26] SHOIN
    Mmm.
[07:27] SHOIN
    Splendid!
[07:29] MIRA
    Everything Miyasaka-san cooks
    for breakfast is delicious.
[07:33] TAKUMI
    You flatter me.
[07:34] SHOIN
    Really? I'm impressed that you can
    make such tasty fare!
[07:43] TAKUMI
    Heh. There's one way I've got him beat.
[07:53] MIRA
    What's all this?
[07:54] SHOIN
    I prepared this because I heard the residents
    were throwing me a "welcoming party."
[08:00] REN
    You cooked?
[08:01] SHOIN
    Of course not. I bought it all.
[08:04] TERUKO
    Huh? Joel Kabuchon?
[08:07] TERUKO
    Isn't that that classy
    three-star French restaurant?
[08:09] SHOIN
    It was very cheap.
[08:11] REN
    What's this?
[08:12] TERUKO
    Whoa! It's caviar!
[08:14] SHOIN
    Very cheap.
[08:15] TOMIHIRO
    What's more,
[08:17] TOMIHIRO
    there's even champagne!
[08:18] SHOIN
    Very, very cheap.
[08:23] SHOKICHI
    Now, Shoin-san.
SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[08:25] SHOKICHI
    Welcome to Astro Lodge! Cheers!
[08:29] ALL
    Cheers!
[08:32] TAKUMI
    Cooking is a form of love.
[08:34] TAKUMI
    It's not about how much you pay for good food.
[08:42] TAKUMI
    It's divine!
[08:44] TERUKO
    Your opponent's deep pockets
    are certainly cause for concern.
[08:49] MIRA
    Mm! Delicious!
[08:51] SHOIN
    It's a different kind of delicious
    than Miyasaka-san's breakfasts.
[08:54] TOMIHIRO
    Well, yeah, a famous chef's French cuisine
    is obviously going to be a cut above.
[08:59] TOMIHIRO
    But don't worry.
[09:00] TOMIHIRO
    I'm sure you'll make it someday,
    even if you're nobody now.
[09:04] TAKUMI
    Excuse me for being a no-name loser.
[09:06] TERUKO
    Oh!
[09:08] MIRA
    What's the matter?
SIGN    Nanase Harumi AKA Nanamiy Married?!
    "The two of us will strive
    to live happily ever after."
[09:10] REN
    Nanamiy got married?!
[09:13] SHOIN
    "Nanamiy"?
[09:14] SHOKICHI
    A former Japanese idol.
[09:17] TAKUMI
    To a tech CEO?!
[09:19] TAKUMI
    Damn it! Not you too, Nanamiy!
[09:23] TAKUMI
    Bullshit!
[09:23] MIRA
    As in poop?
[09:25] TOMIHIRO
    Excuse him. He's currently burning with
    a desire to eat the rich and poop them out.
[09:33] TOMIHIRO
    Huh? Nanamiy's thirty-six?
[09:36] TOMIHIRO
    She doesn't look it.
    That's an ex-idol for you, I guess.
SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[09:49] MIRA
    Good night.
[09:51] AOI
    Um...
[09:53] AOI
    About Room 8's...
[09:55] MIRA
    Shoin?
[09:56] AOI
    Oh, no. The occupant before him.
[09:59] MIRA
    Before?
[10:00] MIRA
    There was nobody there before Shoin.
[10:02] AOI
    Huh?
[10:04] MIRA
    Is something the matter?
[10:06] AOI
    No.
[10:13] TAKUMI
    Good morning.
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[10:15] MIRA
    Good morning.
[10:17] MIRA
    What's for breakfast today?
[10:19] TAKUMI
    Today...
[10:20] MIRA
    Oh, wait!
[10:21] MIRA
    On second thought, don't tell me.
[10:23] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[10:24] MIRA
    I want to be surprised.
[10:27] TAKUMI
    Look forward to it, then.
[10:30] TERUKO
    Mornin'!
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[10:37] MIRA
    Matsubara-san!
[10:37] TAKUMI
    Matsubara-san?!
[10:39] TAKUMI
    What's wrong?!
[10:40] TERUKO
    B-Bam... boo...
[10:43] MIRA
    Matsubara-san!
[10:43] TAKUMI
    Matsubara-san!
[10:50] TERUKO
    A bamboo stalk shot up from underground!
[10:53] SHOKICHI
    I've lived here for decades, and I've
    never heard of that happening before.
[10:58] TERUKO
    It's true! Right?
[11:00] TAKUMI
    Oh, er, I didn't really see it clearly.
[11:03] SHOKICHI
    Either way,
[11:05] SHOKICHI
    you can't perform with that injury.
[11:08] TERUKO
    I can too. This is nothing.
[11:10] TERUKO
    Ow!
[11:11] SHOKICHI
    See?
[11:16] SHOIN
    No doubt about it.
[11:18] SHOIN
    It's a Hubby spy.
[11:20] NAOSUKE
    It attacked from underground?
[11:22] SHOIN
    They must know the key's buried somewhere.
[11:25] NAOSUKE
    Damn it!
[11:26] SHOIN
    They're probably digging for it as we speak.
[11:32] MIRA
    I'm really sorry about your injury.
[11:35] TERUKO
    Why are you apologizing?
[11:37] MIRA
    It's my fault. I should've done better.
[11:41] TERUKO
    There's no way you could've predicted
    bamboo shooting out of the ground.
[11:47] TERUKO
    All done.
[11:49] TERUKO
    Well? Isn't it cute?
[11:51] TERUKO
    I'm gonna debut this outfit
    at the upcoming show.
[11:54] MIRA
    You're going to perform with that injury?
[11:56] TERUKO
    'Course I am! I'll be fine
    as long as I'm careful.
[12:00] TERUKO
    Gah, my shoulders are all stiff.
[12:04] TERUKO
    Could you massage them for me?
[12:08] TERUKO
    Say...
[12:09] TERUKO
    Why did you become caretaker here?
[12:12] MIRA
    Huh? Uh, it just happened, I guess?
[12:15] TERUKO
    As a kid, what'd you wanna grow up to be?
[12:18] MIRA
    Hmm... I never thought about it.
[12:21] TERUKO
    Seriously? You didn't have any dreams
    or aspirations at all?
[12:26] MIRA
    Nope.
[12:27] TERUKO
    Oh, a little more to the right.
[12:30] TERUKO
    Yeah, right there.
[12:33] TERUKO
    I...
[12:35] TERUKO
    Why did I have to fall in love with idols?
[12:39] TERUKO
    If I'd chosen a profession
    that rewards hard work,
[12:41] TERUKO
    I would've had a much easier life.
[12:44] MIRA
    Are you having a hard time now?
[12:47] TERUKO
    I entered this business
    at the same time as Nanamiy.
[12:50] MIRA
    Nanamiy? The one who got married?
[12:53] TERUKO
    We both took the same audition this one time.
[12:58] TERUKO
    And she was the one who took home
    the Judges' Choice Award back then.
[13:04] TERUKO
    If they'd picked me instead...
[13:09] TERUKO
    maybe I would've been the one
    who got married to a tech CEO.
[13:13] MIRA
    Well, that's bullshit.
[13:20] TERUKO
    Yeah, it's BS, all right.
[13:40] SHOIN
    It's not safe. You should wait inside.
[13:43] MIRA
    I'm fine.
[13:43] SHOIN
    No, you're not.
[13:45] SHOIN
    If something happened to you...
[13:47] TAKUMI
    I'm back.
[13:50] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san.
[13:51] TAKUMI
    Yes?
[13:55] MIRA
    I was looking forward to the aquarium,
[13:58] MIRA
    but I don't think I can enjoy it
    right now. I'm sorry.
[14:02] TAKUMI
    I totally understand,
[14:04] TAKUMI
    given the circumstances.
[14:06] TAKUMI
    Oh, but you will go to the concert, right?
[14:08] MIRA
    Of course.
[14:09] TAKUMI
    Then let's go together.
[14:12] MIRA
    Sure.
[14:17] SHOIN
    Morning!
[14:18] TAKUMI
    Good morning. You're up early.
[14:21] SHOIN
    What are you making today?
[14:23] TAKUMI
    Omeletes.
[14:25] SHOIN
    Would you teach me?
[14:28] SHOIN
    How to make omeletes.
[14:33] TAKUMI
    First, crack open the eggs into a bowl.
[14:35] SHOIN
    "Bowl"?
[14:37] TAKUMI
    This is a bowl.
[14:40] SHOIN
    Huh.
[14:41] SHOIN
    So you're called a bowl, huh?
[15:04] TAKUMI
    D-Damn, he's good!
[15:09] MIRA
    Delicious!
[15:10] SHOKICHI
    I would've never realized Shoin-san
    made this if I wasn't told.
[15:14] REN
    I love it! Make this tomorrow, too!
[15:18] TAKUMI
    He's got cooking chops as well?!
[15:20] SHOIN
    Mira, this instrument is very handy.
[15:22] SHOIN
    Look. You can even grab hot bread with it.
[15:27] SHOIN
    Isn't it great?
[15:29] SHOIN
    What's it called again, Master?
[15:31] TAKUMI
    Those are tongs.
[15:32] SHOIN
    Right, tongs!
[15:34] SHOIN
    These are called tongs, Mira.
[15:36] MIRA
    "Master"?
[15:37] SHOIN
    I'm training under him starting today.
[15:39] TAKUMI
    The cleanup is part of the
    cooking process, disciple of mine.
[15:43] SHOIN
    Yes, sir!
[15:45] MIRA
    Is he being a bother, Miyasaka-san?
[15:48] TAKUMI
    Nah. He's got a knack for it.
[15:51] MIRA
    I wonder what's gotten into him.
    Why learn how to cook all of a sudden?
[15:56] TAKUMI
    He said it's for when you go back to Wid.
[15:58] MIRA
    Huh?
[15:59] (Flashback) SHOIN
    I want to cook the food Mira loves
    when we're back on Planet Wid.
[16:04] TAKUMI
    And I want you to continue to eat good food,
    even when you're back home.
[16:09] MIRA
    Oh, is that so?
[16:12] MIRA
    Does Miyasaka-san want me
    to go back to Planet Wid?
[16:16] MIRA
    Of course he does.
[16:18] MIRA
    As long as I'm around, we're under
    constant attack from Hubby spies.
[16:23] MIRA
    What made you want to be a chef?
[16:27] TAKUMI
    Hmm... I just liked to cook.
[16:30] MIRA
    Oh?
[16:32] TAKUMI
    People always look so happy
    when they eat good food.
[16:37] (Flashback) MIRA
    Mm! Delicious!
[16:40] TAKUMI
    I love seeing that look on their faces.
[16:43] TAKUMI
    It makes me feel happy too.
[16:45] MIRA
    "Happy," huh?
[16:47] TAKUMI
    Is Mira-san really gonna
    go back to Planet Wid?
[16:52] TAKUMI
    Of course she'd want to go back home.
[16:55] TAKUMI
    What do you love, Mira-san?
[16:57] MIRA
    Huh?
[16:58] MIRA
    What I love...
[17:01] TAKUMI
    Oh, hey!
[17:03] TAKUMI
    A lucky cat!
[17:04] MIRA
    What?
[17:05] TAKUMI
    Look over there.
[17:07] TAKUMI
    I love cats.
[17:09] TAKUMI
    And I call the ones I run into
    by chance "lucky cats."
[17:14] MIRA
    Right...
[17:16] TAKUMI
    It yawned.
[17:18] TAKUMI
    Today's a great day!
[17:20] TAKUMI
    I'm so happy!
[17:23] MIRA
    True.
SIGN    Green Room
[17:31] TERUKO
    Before I know it, I'm surrounded
    by girls way younger than me.
[17:35] TERUKO
    I have no money and no fans.
[17:38] TERUKO
    How long am I gonna keep this up?
[17:42] TERUKO
    People around me have made it big,
    bought apartments,
[17:45] TERUKO
    gotten married, had kids,
[17:47] TERUKO
    and are living great lives...
[17:50] TERUKO
    What am I even doing here?
[17:54] TERUKO
    Followed by...
[17:56] TERUKO
    Pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[17:59] TERUKO
    Pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[18:02] TERUKO
    A maiden's heart is complicated,
    don't you know?
[18:06] TERUKO
    One, two!
[18:07] TERUKO
    Pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[18:08] CROWD
    Righty hook!
[18:09] TERUKO
    Pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[18:10] CROWD
    Righty hook!
[18:12] TERUKO
    Take my feelings head on.
[18:17] TERUKO
    How long am I gonna keep this up?
[18:21] TERUKO
    What am I even doing here?
SIGN    Nanase Harumi AKA Nanamiy Married?!
    "The two of us will strive
    to live happily ever after."
[18:27] FANS
    Terurun!
[18:31] FANS
    Whoo!
[18:37] FANS
    Terurun!
[18:38] FANS
    Terurun!
[18:39] FANS
    I love you!
[18:40] FANS
    You're my everything!
[18:42] TERUKO
    You guys...
[18:44] TERUKO
    Thanks for everything until now.
[18:46] FANS
    Huh? Terurun?
[18:47] FANS
    Terurun?
[18:52] TERUKO
    Starting now...
[18:57] TERUKO
    I'm gonna be a bigger, better
    Terurun for you all forever!
[19:00] TERUKO
    Terurun!
[19:03] TERUKO
    These days, shining brighter than ever,
[19:08] TERUKO
    are an unforgettable page
    in the chapter of you and I.
[19:09] FAN
    Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[19:18] FAN
    Terurun!
[19:23] TERUKO
    "Huh?" turns to "Yeah!" once again,
[19:25] TERUKO
    Can you blame me?
[19:26] TERUKO
    we wave goodbye to each other again,
[19:27] TERUKO
    I'm happiest when I'm performing as an idol.
[19:29] TERUKO
    and today leads to tomorrow,
[19:31] TERUKO
    bringing memories anew.
[19:34] TERUKO
    Our hands come together packed with dreams
[19:35] TERUKO
    It doesn't matter what anyone thinks of me.
[19:39] TERUKO
    and take us wherever we want to go.
[19:42] TERUKO
    Because I...
[19:44] TERUKO
    It begins now,
[19:46] TERUKO
    the story leading to our future.
[19:49] TERUKO
    I love being an idol!
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[19:56] TAKUMI
    Matsubara-san rocked it.
[20:00] TAKUMI
    Totally unlike how she
    usually is in Astro Lodge.
[20:03] TAKUMI
    Oh, my lucky cat's gone. Shucks.
[20:08] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san.
[20:09] TAKUMI
    Yes?
[20:10] MIRA
    I—
[20:10] OBACHAN
    My!
[20:11] OBACHAN
    If it isn't Mira-chan!
[20:12] TAKUMI
    Ugh! It's an unlucky old bat!
[20:14] OBACHAN
    What are you two doing together?
[20:17] OBACHAN
    Where did you go?
[20:19] MIRA
    We're on the way back from an idol concert.
[20:20] OBACHAN
    Idol? Who?
[20:22] MIRA
    Terurun, the ultimate idol.
[20:25] OBACHAN
    Aw, too bad! Never heard of her!
[20:27] OBACHAN
    In my eyes, the ultimate idols
    are the New Big Three.
[20:30] OBACHAN
    Have you heard of the New Big Three?
[20:33] OBACHAN
    You know, with the "Go-go-go!"
[20:34] MIRA
    Can't say I have.
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[20:37] SHOIN
    What's on the menu today, Master?
[20:39] TAKUMI
    Today, we have...
[20:40] MIRA
    Good morning.
[20:42] SHOIN
    What's with the apron, Mira?
[20:45] MIRA
    I thought I could learn how to cook too.
[20:48] SHOIN
    You're the future queen of Wid.
[20:51] SHOIN
    You don't have to cook.
[20:52] MIRA
    I want to be able to cook for myself.
[20:57] MIRA
    Please, Miyasaka-san?
[20:59] TAKUMI
    No problem.
[21:00] MIRA
    I'll do my best!
[21:02] TAKUMI
    W-Well...
[21:04] TAKUMI
    Nobody's good at everything.
[21:07] MIRA
    I want to be able to make food
    that's edible, at least.
[21:17] TAKUMI
    Mira-san.
[21:18] TAKUMI
    Can I talk to you about something?
[21:21] MIRA
    Yeah, sure.
[21:24] TAKUMI
    Hmm?
[21:34] TAKUMI
    Wh-What was that?
[21:36] MIRA
    Are you all okay?
[21:42] MIRA
    That Hubby spy earlier...
[21:44] MIRA
    Wasn't it clearly attacking
    Miyasaka-san and not me?
[21:48] NAOSUKE
    Must've been a coincidence.
[21:49] NAOSUKE
    It can't be...
[21:50] MIRA
    Huh?
[21:52] MIRA
    Is that...
[21:53] MIRA
    Wait a second!
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[21:55] MIRA
    This is an old picture of Astro Lodge, right?
[21:57] MIRA
    The sign still says "Asunaro."
[22:00] NAOSUKE
    Yeah.
[22:01] MIRA
    Something seems different.
[22:03] SHOIN
    Run a comparison with the current Astro Lodge.
[22:06] NAOSUKE
    The yard's smaller now?!
[22:09] SHOIN
    A road widening?
[22:11] SHOIN
    So Astro Lodge used to cover
    all this area in the past!
[22:18] MIRA
    Look!
SIGN    The gang finally finds the key to Planet Wid's throne.
SIGN    It also means Mira will be going back home...
SIGN    What will become of Takumi and Mira's romance?
SIGN    Meanwhile, a Planet Hub fleet makes its move...

Season 1

E11 - Episode 11

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[00:00] MIRA
    Is that...
[00:02] MIRA
    Wait a second!
[00:03] MIRA
    This is an old picture of Astro Lodge, right?
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[00:06] MIRA
    The sign still says "Asunaro."
[00:08] NAOSUKE
    Yeah.
[00:10] MIRA
    Something seems different.
[00:11] SHOIN
    Run a comparison with the current Astro Lodge.
[00:15] NAOSUKE
    The yard's smaller now?!
[00:18] SHOIN
    A road widening?
[00:19] SHOIN
    So Astro Lodge used to cover
    all this area in the past!
[00:26] MIRA
    Look!
SIGN    Astro Note
[01:58] SHOKICHI
    Hmm... The road was already
    widened by the time I moved here.
[02:04] MIRA
    Is that so?
[02:06] SHOKICHI
    I feel like I've seen it somewhere, though.
[02:09] SHOIN
    Where?
[02:10] SHOKICHI
    Where was it?
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[02:14] SHOIN
    If this thing in the photo
    really is the key, it's pretty big.
[02:19] NAOSUKE
    If it was in the yard,
    it'd be impossible to miss.
[02:22] TAKUMI
    Did you find the key?
[02:24] MIRA
    Have you seen anything that looks like this?
[02:27] TAKUMI
    Hmm, can't say I have.
[02:29] NAOSUKE
    What's with the sign?
SIGN    Beware of Bamboo
[02:31] TAKUMI
    I made it.
[02:33] SHOIN
    "Beware of Bamboo"?
SIGN    Beware of Bamboo
    
    A sharp bamboo stalk may
    shoot up out of nowhere.
[02:35] TAKUMI
    That Hubby spy may attack again.
[02:39] TAKUMI
    We don't want delivery workers and the like
    to get hurt, so we need a warning.
[02:44] NAOSUKE
    Are you stupid?
[02:46] NAOSUKE
    Putting up a sign isn't going to help.
[02:49] TAKUMI
    It's better than nothing.
[02:51] NAOSUKE
    No, it's not! People will think
    this place is inhabited by morons.
[02:54] TAKUMI
    Hmph!
SIGN    Beware of Bamboo
[02:57] TAKUMI
    I'll put it here.
SIGN    Beware of Bamboo
[03:03] TAKUMI
    Naosuke, hold it down for me.
[03:05] NAOSUKE
    Nope. We're busy searching for the key.
[03:09] MIRA
    Say, that mailbox...
[03:11] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[03:14] MIRA
    What?
[03:15] ALL
    What?!
[03:17] MIRA
    Is that... the key?
[03:19] NAOSUKE
    Has to be!
[03:28] TAKUMI
    It's the bamboo!
[03:35] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san!
[03:41] SHOIN
    Are you all right?
[03:42] MIRA
    Yeah.
[03:44] MIRA
    This is it...
[03:47] MIRA
    The key!
[03:50] SHOIN
    We found it at last!
[03:51] NAOSUKE
    Heck yeah!
[03:52] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[03:53] TAKUMI
    Does this mean...
[03:55] SHOIN
    You did it, Mira!
[03:56] MIRA
    Yeah!
[03:57] SHOIN
    Congrats!
[03:59] MIRA
    I wasn't here for long,
SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[04:01] MIRA
    but thank you for everything.
[04:05] TERUKO
    You're quitting?
[04:07] MIRA
    I'm afraid so. I, uh, have
    to return to my homeland.
[04:11] TOMIHIRO
    But this is too sudden!
[04:14] SHOIN
    Everyone's waiting for her return.
[04:16] TERUKO
    Huh? Are you leaving too, Shoin-san?
[04:19] SHOIN
    I came here to take Mira home to begin with.
[04:23] SHOKICHI
    Who's this "everyone"?
[04:25] SHOIN
    Mira is Wid—
[04:26] MIRA
    I have to take over my family's work!
[04:28] MIRA
    Everyone's waiting for me
    to come home and do just that.
[04:32] TOMIHIRO
    Your family's work?
    Like a business or something?
[04:35] MIRA
    Something like that, yes.
[04:36] REN
    No! Don't go!
[04:38] REN
    Stay here forever, Miss Landlady!
[04:41] MIRA
    I'm so sorry, Ren-kun.
[04:43] SHOKICHI
    When are you leaving?
[04:46] MIRA
    In a week's time.
[04:48] SHOKICHI
    That really is too sudden.
[04:51] MIRA
    I'll be sure to make arrangements
    so that you can continue to live here,
[04:56] MIRA
    so rest assured.
[05:03] NAOSUKE
    That should do it.
[05:05] MIRA
    We could've kept it in my room.
[05:07] NAOSUKE
    It wouldn't be safe.
[05:09] NAOSUKE
    Who knows when the Hubbies might attack again?
[05:11] SHOIN
    Then we should return to Planet Wid right now.
[05:16] SHOIN
    We did find the key and all.
[05:18] MIRA
    I already scheduled gutter
    repairs for this week.
[05:22] MIRA
    And we need to fix up
    all the holes we dug in the yard.
[05:26] SHOIN
    So you say.
[05:27] NAOSUKE
    Humor her for a bit.
[05:29] NAOSUKE
    This one week will be the last time
    Mira is free to do as she pleases.
[05:39] RADIO
    We can never go back to those times.
[05:47] RADIO
    My faint hopes...
[05:57] TAKUMI
    It's a plum.
[05:59] MIRA
    A plum, huh?
[06:04] TAKUMI
    It's grown quite a few of them.
[06:07] TAKUMI
    I know! Why don't we make umeshu?
[06:17] MIRA
    Like this?
[06:18] TAKUMI
    Hey, nicely done.
[06:23] MIRA
    When will it be ready to drink?
[06:25] TAKUMI
    As early as this winter,
[06:28] TAKUMI
    but it'll gain more flavor
    the longer you let it rest.
[06:31] MIRA
    Like the umeshu in storage?
[06:34] TAKUMI
    That's right.
[06:35] MIRA
    I wonder if Mother and Tasuke-san
    made umeshu just like this.
[06:45] MIRA
    Wow, it's so pretty.
[06:47] TAKUMI
    Now you just store it somewhere
    away from sunlight, and that's it.
[06:50] MIRA
    I can't wait.
[06:52] TAKUMI
    What will you do?
[06:54] MIRA
    Huh?
[06:55] TAKUMI
    Do you want to take it with you to Planet Wid?
[06:57] MIRA
    Oh.
[06:59] MIRA
    Maybe I will.
[07:01] TAKUMI
    In that case, I'll wrap it up
    so it doesn't break.
[07:04] MIRA
    Thank you.
[07:06] TAKUMI
    I think I had some bubble wrap lying around.
[07:10] MIRA
    That reminds me...
[07:11] MIRA
    Didn't you want to talk to me about something?
[07:14] TAKUMI
    Oh, uh, well...
[07:18] TAKUMI
    Do you want to go to the aquarium?
[07:21] TAKUMI
    You know, we made plans to before Terurun's
    concert, but we never actually ended up going.
[07:26] MIRA
    That sounds great. Let's go.
[07:28] TAKUMI
    Really?
[07:29] MIRA
    Yeah.
[07:30] TAKUMI
    All right! When do you want to go?
[07:33] MIRA
    On the last day.
[07:34] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[07:36] MIRA
    Let's go on my last day here.
[07:42] WORKER
    I'm with Yamada Works!
[07:44] MIRA
    Oh, they're here to fix the gutters.
[07:49] MIRA
    Please check around there.
[07:51] WORKER
    Got it.
[07:52] TOMIHIRO
    Miyasaka-san.
[07:53] TAKUMI
    Whoa, you scared me!
[07:55] TOMIHIRO
    Do you have a moment?
[07:56] TAKUMI
    What?
[08:02] TAKUMI
    Huh? What's with the gathering?
[08:05] SHOKICHI
    We're thinking of throwing
    a surprise farewell party
[08:08] SHOKICHI
    for Mira-san and, though he hasn't
    been here long, Shoin-san of Room 8.
[08:13] TOMIHIRO
    Mira-san has done a lot for us, after all.
[08:17] TERUKO
    I nearly wanted to murder her when she
    first moved in and made breakfast, though.
[08:22] SHOKICHI
    We could've easily been evicted from
    Astro Lodge after Tasuke-san passed.
[08:28] SHOKICHI
    It's because Mira-san took over as
    caretaker that we still get to live here.
[08:35] AOI
    Ren-kun suggested throwing the surprise party.
[08:39] REN
    I hate that she's going away,
[08:41] REN
    but I want her to leave happy.
[08:45] TOMIHIRO
    You've grown up to have such a kind heart!
[08:48] TOMIHIRO
    Daddy's proud of you!
[08:49] REN
    Stop it! You're so annoying!
[08:51] SHOKICHI
    So, yeah. We'd like you to
    take part too, Miyasaka-kun.
[08:55] TAKUMI
    Of course I will.
[08:57] TERUKO
    Great. Got any ideas?
[08:59] TERUKO
    You'll be cooking, I assume.
[09:01] TAKUMI
    You betcha.
[09:02] REN
    How about a present?
[09:04] SHOKICHI
    Good idea.
[09:05] REN
    Let's all give her a thousand
    folded paper cranes!
[09:07] TOMIHIRO
    Ren, if you're ever asked to fold
    paper cranes for someone,
[09:12] TOMIHIRO
    turn them down saying it was
    your father's dying wish.
[09:16] TOMIHIRO
    Folded cranes are the number one
    thing nobody wants as a gift.
[09:19] REN
    You got a better idea, then?
[09:22] SHOKICHI
    The one thing we all lack is money.
[09:26] TERUKO
    Maybe we should pick
    some wildflowers for her.
[09:32] REN
    I know! We could do that thing
    where we all sing and dance!
[09:34] TERUKO
    A flash mob? Does anyone actually like those?
[09:38] TERUKO
    If I had one sprung on me,
    I'd curse the person who planned it.
[09:42] AOI
    I would run far away.
[09:45] TOMIHIRO
    You're grown adults!
    Quit pooh-poohing a kid's ideas!
[09:50] TAKUMI
    You did the same thing.
[09:52] REN
    But when it was our teacher's birthday,
[09:55] REN
    we all sang her favorite song and danced,
    and she seemed so happy about it.
[10:02] TOMIHIRO
    Oh, you're such a good kid!
[10:04] REN
    Stop that!
[10:05] TAKUMI
    Mira-san loves Terurun,
[10:07] TAKUMI
    so we could all perform a Terurun song
    for her as a gift. That'd work.
[10:11] REN
    Really?
[10:12] TERUKO
    For one, it'd be indoors.
[10:14] TERUKO
    And Mira-san's a sweet girl,
    so she might actually enjoy that.
[10:17] TOMIHIRO
    Won't cost a penny, either.
[10:19] SHOKICHI
    Yeah. Okay, let's all practice, then.
[10:22] SHOKICHI
    What do you say, Aoi-chan?
[10:24] AOI
    Yeah.
[10:24] REN
    Yay!
[10:26] TAKUMI
    Okay. Let's plan a surprise
    farewell party for her last night here.
[10:30] TAKUMI
    I'll prep the food during breakfast.
[10:34] TAKUMI
    She and I will be going
    to the aquarium that day,
[10:37] TAKUMI
    so if I could ask you all to handle
    the decorations while we're out...
[10:42] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[10:42] TERUKO
    The aquarium, eh?
[10:44] SHOKICHI
    Oho?
[10:45] REN
    I wanna go too!
[10:46] TOMIHIRO
    Drop it, Ren. Don't be
    the third wheel on their date.
[10:48] TAKUMI
    Uh, er...
[10:58] TOMIHIRO
    Coast clear.
[11:06] TAKUMI
    Aoi-chan.
[11:08] TAKUMI
    Hey, so, uh...
[11:10] TAKUMI
    If you're not a fan of this stuff,
    you don't have to force yourself.
[11:14] AOI
    I'll be fine.
[11:17] NAOSUKE
    What do you mean, "this stuff"?
[11:19] TAKUMI
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[11:22] NAOSUKE
    What are you plotting?
[11:28] AOI
    Were you talking to someone just now?
[11:31] TAKUMI
    Huh? No, I wasn't.
[11:34] AOI
    But...
[11:35] TAKUMI
    What's the matter?
[11:36] AOI
    It's nothing.
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[12:09] TAKUMI
    Mira-san, is there anything you want to eat?
[12:12] MIRA
    Roast chicken. Bream rice.
    Borscht. Pressed sushi.
[12:16] MIRA
    Lasagna. Paella. Cheese fondue.
    Xiaolongbao. Dumpling soup.
[12:20] TAKUMI
    Dumpling soup?
[12:21] MIRA
    There's so much food I've never tried.
[12:25] MIRA
    I wish I could've.
SIGN    Wi-Fi Available
    Breakfast Included
    Rooms Available
    
    -Management
SIGN    Beware of Bamboo
    
    A sharp bamboo stalk may
    shoot up out of nowhere.
    Please watch your step.
[12:30] REN
    I'm back!
[12:31] SHOKICHI
    Hey, Ren. Want to practice the dance?
[12:34] REN
    Yeah, once I'm done with homework.
[12:36] SHOKICHI
    I'll be waiting in my room.
[12:44] REN
    Yikes, I brought Haruto-kun's notebook home.
SIGN    Japanese
SIGN    Sangen Haruto
[12:49] REN
    Whoops!
[12:50] HARUTO
    Hello! Is Ren-kun home...
[12:58] HARUTO
    Here!
[13:06] RJ
    Now for our next fan letter.
[13:08] RJ
    This is from "Octo-san in Room 8."
[13:12] RJ
    "Miss Riceball, you're a wonderful person.
[13:14] RJ
    Have more faith in yourself
    and find your own happiness in life.
[13:18] RJ
    I request this song that
    Miss Riceball so dearly loves."
[13:22] RADIO
    We can never go back to...
[13:42] TAKUMI
    This is great.
[13:43] MIRA
    Really?!
[13:44] TAKUMI
    The miso mackerel is a bit strong in flavor,
[13:46] TAKUMI
    but the meat is soft, and the rice
    and miso soup are delicious.
[13:51] MIRA
    Time to eat.
[13:58] TAKUMI
    Honestly, I never expected you to get so good.
[14:02] TAKUMI
    I can't believe you're the same person
    who couldn't even cook rice a while ago.
[14:06] TAKUMI
    Man, you were such a disaster.
[14:09] TAKUMI
    I can't blame Matsubara-san
    for wanting to murder you...
[14:14] TAKUMI
    Oh, but look how good your cooking is now!
    That's so impressive!
[14:21] MIRA
    You've got it wrong.
[14:23] MIRA
    Now I'll be fine, even back on Planet Wid.
[14:32] MIRA
    It's great.
[14:34] MIRA
    Thank you, Miyasaka-san.
[14:37] MIRA
    But I want you to cook
    my last breakfast here tomorrow.
[14:41] MIRA
    I can't wait to see it.
[14:45] SHOKICHI
    Good morning.
[14:47] MIRA
    Good morning.
[14:49] MIRA
    Shokichi-san, I cooked breakfast for us today.
[14:52] SHOKICHI
    What?
[14:53] SHOKICHI
    Get the digestive pills!
[14:55] MIRA
    Gosh, you meanie!
[15:00] TAKUMI
    I'll text you when we get on the train home.
[15:02] TAKUMI
    Can you take the meat out of the fridge
[15:04] TAKUMI
    and heat up the oven to
    200 degrees Celsius when I do?
[15:07] TOMIHIRO
    Roger.
[15:09] TAKUMI
    I'll also text you when we get to the station,
    so switch the rice cooker on then.
[15:13] TOMIHIRO
    Got it. Switch the microwave on, right?
[15:16] TAKUMI
    The rice cooker!
[15:18] TAKUMI
    Are you gonna be okay? I'm worried.
[15:20] TOMIHIRO
    Are you gonna be okay? I'm worried.
[15:23] TAKUMI
    What do you mean?
[15:24] TOMIHIRO
    You have a date today, right?
[15:26] TOMIHIRO
    Please don't tell me you're going like that.
[15:29] TOMIHIRO
    Don't you think you should dress up a little?
[15:38] SHOIN
    What are you doing?
[15:40] MIRA
    Packing for the move.
[15:41] MIRA
    On Earth, people put stuff in
    cardboard boxes when they move.
[15:46] SHOIN
    I've never seen you dressed like that.
[15:48] MIRA
    What? Really?
[15:50] MIRA
    I'm always wearing this apron, though.
[15:51] SHOIN
    I mean the dress.
[15:53] MIRA
    Oh, this?
[15:54] MIRA
    Do you like it? I bought it to take back
    as a souvenir from Earth.
[15:58] MIRA
    You'll take this back with you, right?
[16:00] SHOIN
    I don't think so.
[16:02] SHOIN
    There's nothing left for me
    to take back home from Earth.
[16:13] MIRA
    Huh? Isn't this...
[16:15] MIRA
    Why do you have this, Shoin?
[16:17] SHOIN
    I'm taking Mira back with me.
    Get rid of Astro Lodge for me.
[16:21] AI
    Understood.
[16:26] NAOSUKE
    Hey, do you know where Mira is?
[16:28] TAKUMI
    We're supposed to meet up here.
[16:31] NAOSUKE
    Is she in her room?
[16:33] NAOSUKE
    Just so you know, you'll have hell to pay
    if you so much as touch Mira.
[16:41] TAKUMI
    Maybe we should take umbrellas.
[16:48] TAKUMI
    Oh, do you need help?
[16:49] SHOIN
    Don't touch it!
[16:53] SHOIN
    Forgive me. This is quite important to me.
[16:57] SHOIN
    It wasn't for long,
    but it was fun knowing you.
[16:59] TAKUMI
    Are you leaving now?
[17:00] SHOIN
    Something came up.
[17:02] TAKUMI
    Oh, uh...
[17:04] TAKUMI
    We were actually planning
    a farewell party for you tonight.
[17:07] SHOIN
    That's too bad.
[17:09] SHOIN
    Apologize to the others for me.
[17:15] TAKUMI
    Is that Mira-san's...
[17:18] TAKUMI
    Hey!
[17:19] TAKUMI
    Mira-san!
SIGN    Beware of Bamboo
    
    A sharp bamboo stalk may
    shoot up out of nowhere.
    Please watch your step.
[17:23] TAKUMI
    Mira-san!
[17:38] SHOIN
    Mira, come home with me.
[17:40] SHOIN
    Mira!
[17:48] SHOIN
    Why, you! Know your place, mere human!
[17:51] SHOIN
    You'll pay!
[17:53] SHOIN
    Owwie!
[17:55] SHOIN
    Take this, and this!
[18:04] TAKUMI
    So it was all an act?
[18:07] TAKUMI
    What are you planning to do with Mira-san?
[18:11] TAKUMI
    Can you really...
[18:13] TAKUMI
    protect Mira-san?!
SIGN    Beware of Bamboo
    
    A sharp bamboo stalk may
    shoot up out of nowhere.
    Please watch your step.
[18:20] TAKUMI
    Mira-san!
[18:22] TAKUMI
    I swear to protect you. So please!
[18:25] TAKUMI
    Don't go back to Planet Wid!
[18:29] TAKUMI
    I love you, Mira-san!
[18:32] MIRA
    I love you too, Miyasaka-san!
[18:46] SHOIN
    Y-Your Imperial Excellency!
[18:57] TOMIHIRO
    What the?
[18:58] AOI
    Huh?
[18:59] SHOKICHI
    What's...
[19:00] TERUKO
    ...going on?
[19:01] TAKUMI
    Is it reacting to our love?
[19:04] MIRA
    What?
[19:08] MIRA
    A keyhole?!
[19:09] TAKUMI
    Is it telling us to put the key in?
[19:12] MIRA
    But how do we get up there?
[19:14] TAKUMI
    A ladder!
[19:16] NAOSUKE
    Hold it. Something's not right.
[19:20] NAOSUKE
    What?
[19:22] NAOSUKE
    This alert sound...
[19:23] NAOSUKE
    I see! How did I not notice?!
[19:28] TAKUMI
    Hup.
[19:30] TAKUMI
    Okay, come with me, Mira-san.
[19:33] MIRA
    Okay.
[19:41] TAKUMI
    Put the key in.
[19:42] MIRA
    Yeah!
[19:44] TAKUMI
    Let's do this! It's our first task as a couple!
[19:48] BOTH
    There!
[19:50] TAKUMI
    We did it.
[20:02] TERUKO
    What the heck?
[20:10] NAOSUKE
    You okay, Aoi-chan?
[20:13] AOI
    Octo-san?
[20:22] TAKUMI
    Where are we?
[20:24] TAKUMI
    Mira-san?
[20:25] MIRA
    This is definitely a Planet Wid starship.
[20:28] MIRA
    But what's it doing here?
[20:30] NAOSUKE
    Mira.
[20:31] NAOSUKE
    Bad news. A Hubby fleet is approaching Earth.
[20:34] MIRA
    What? But how do you know that?
[20:37] NAOSUKE
    The system's alerting us of an enemy attack.
[20:40] MIRA
    The system? What system?
[20:43] TERUKO
    Naosuke?
[20:44] SHOKICHI
    The dog's talking!
[20:46] NAOSUKE
    Astro Lodge...
[20:47] NAOSUKE
    This building is the very spaceship
    Queen Adara used to travel to Earth.
[20:52] MIRA
    What?!
[20:52] NAOSUKE
    It was so well camouflaged, I never realized.
[20:55] MIRA
    Is this the Imperial Guardian, then?!
[20:58] TAKUMI
    Wait, what? I'm not understanding
    a word you're saying!
[21:41] TAKUMI
    What? What the hell is going on?!
[21:47] MIRA
    Hubbies...
[21:55] EMPEROR
    I am Planet Hub's emperor, Le Ost Veight.
[21:59] EMPEROR
    My fleet has Earth surrounded.
[22:02] EMPEROR
    At long last, I have achieved my goal!
[22:06] TAKUMI
    What goal?!
SIGN    Astro Lodge was the spaceship Adara left behind all along!
SIGN    It transforms into a giant robot and takes off to outer space!
SIGN    What does the emperor of Hub plan to achieve by attacking Earth?
SIGN    Fight, Astrobot! Protect Earth's peace!

Season 1

E12 - Episode 12

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SIGN    Astro Note
[00:19] TAKUMI
    What is your goal, Hubby?
[00:23] EMPEROR
    Now that the key is found, I have it all.
[00:26] EMPEROR
    Planet Wid's future queen, Mira Gotokuji.
[00:31] EMPEROR
    My fleet will now commence
    an all-out attack on Earth.
[00:35] EMPEROR
    If you want to prevent that...
[00:39] EMPEROR
    you must agree to wed!
[00:40] TAKUMI
    Wed? Wed who?
[00:43] EMPEROR
    Me.
[00:44] EMPEROR
    You must marry me!
[00:48] EMPEROR
    I have obtained both the key and my bride!
[00:51] EMPEROR
    I've been waiting for this ever since
    I heard the princess was looking for the key.
[00:56] EMPEROR
    Now Planet Wid is mine!
[00:56] TAKUMI
    Do you know him?
[00:58] MIRA
    I've never met him before.
[00:58] EMPEROR
    And I have always dreamed of marrying a Wido!
[01:00] TAKUMI
    He's nuts.
[01:04] EMPEROR
    Let me hear your answer, Mira Gotokuji!
[01:07] MIRA
    I must refuse.
[01:09] EMPEROR
    The key?
[01:10] MIRA
    I'm not handing it over!
[01:11] EMPEROR
    And marriage...
[01:12] MIRA
    Why would I ever marry you?!
[01:19] TAKUMI
    What the heck was that?
[01:21] NAOSUKE
    Bad news, Mira.
[01:23] NAOSUKE
    The Hubby fleet in orbit
    has begun its descent.
[01:26] MIRA
    What?!
[01:27] NAOSUKE
    This is an old model, but it's the same type
    of unit as the Imperial Guardian.
[01:31] NAOSUKE
    You can pilot it, right?
[01:33] MIRA
    I've only ever done it in simulators before.
[01:35] NAOSUKE
    Good enough.
[01:37] MIRA
    Roger.
[01:37] NAOSUKE
    Miyasaka Takumi. Join Mira and fight.
[01:40] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[01:40] MIRA
    Igniting the main engine.
[01:42] MIRA
    Activating the ship's gravity control system.
[01:44] MIRA
    All hands, prepare for impact.
[01:48] NAOSUKE
    I wish you luck.
[01:49] MIRA
    Here we go, Miyasaka-san.
[01:51] TAKUMI
    Go where?
[01:52] MIRA
    We'll fight off the Hubby fleet.
[01:55] MIRA
    Astro Lodge, take off!
[02:04] KUJIRA
    What the hell is that?!
[02:19] EMPEROR
    My hands are tied!
    Now I really have to destroy Earth!
[02:25] EMPEROR
    What's that?
[02:28] EMPEROR
    Guh! Fire, fire!
[02:31] MIRA
    Ready intercepting fire.
[02:32] TAKUMI
    Huh? What do I do?
[02:33] MIRA
    Stay calm. On my signal...
[02:36] MIRA
    Fire!
[02:49] TAKUMI
    We're surrounded.
[03:04] TAKUMI
    They got us.
[03:09] EMPEROR
    I'll give you one last chance.
[03:13] EMPEROR
    Hand over the key and marry me.
[03:17] SHOIN
    Hold it right there!
[03:19] TAKUMI
    Wh-What the?
[03:21] MIRA
    Shoin?
[03:21] TAKUMI
    The love hotel was a spaceship, too?!
    It didn't even transform!
[03:26] SHOIN
    I'll save you now, Mira!
[03:30] EMPEROR
    What?
[03:32] SHOIN
    This isn't what we agreed on, Your Excellency.
[03:35] SHOIN
    You said that once you got the key
    and took over Planet Wid,
[03:39] SHOIN
    you would have Mira marry me!
[03:44] EMPEROR
    The next queen of Planet Wid,
[03:46] EMPEROR
    marrying a Hubby spy like you,
    who's all looks and nothing else?
[03:50] EMPEROR
    The people would never allow it!
[03:52] SHOIN
    You tricked me?!
[03:53] MIRA
    What's the meaning of this, Shoin?
[03:55] SHOIN
    I care for you more than anyone else.
    Please come back to Planet Wid with me!
[04:00] EMPEROR
    Marry me, and you'll want for nothing!
[04:04] EMPEROR
    And I promise to bring peace
    and prosperity to the planet of Wid.
[04:08] EMPEROR
    You won't have to do any administrative work.
[04:11] EMPEROR
    You'll live a wonderful life,
    doing as you please with your time.
[04:14] MIRA
    You can't have the key,
    and you certainly can't have me!
[04:17] EMPEROR
    Think about it...
[04:18] MIRA
    Too clingy!
[04:18] EMPEROR
    Eek!
[04:19] MIRA
    My heart already belongs to another!
[04:25] TAKUMI
    I love you with all my heart, too!
[04:32] TAKUMI
    Mira-san...
[04:33] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san...
[04:34] SHOIN
    Nooo!
[04:36] SHOIN
    Why him?!
[04:38] SHOIN
    I've loved you for ever and ever and ever!
[04:44] EMPEROR
    Quiet, you!
[04:53] TERUKO
    Yikes, the love hotel just did a big bang.
[04:56] SHOKICHI
    So Mira-san wasn't really English.
[05:00] SHOKICHI
    Her being an alien kind of
    makes more sense to me.
[05:04] TOMIHIRO
    They're currently fighting Hubbies, was it?
[05:07] TERUKO
    Seems so.
[05:08] TOMIHIRO
    Given that they're firing missiles at us,
    I don't think we can be friends.
[05:12] TERUKO
    Me neither.
[05:13] NAOSUKE
    You two! Keep it down!
[05:15] TERUKOTOMIHIRO
    Yes, sir.
[05:17] TERUKO
    Personally, the talking dog's
    the real star of the show here.
[05:21] AOI
    Octo-san...
[05:24] TOMIHIRO
    Hey!
SIGN    Wakabayashi Tomihiro
SIGN    Mobile
SIGN    Swipe up to answer
[05:31] TAKUMI
    Wakabayashi-san?
[05:33] TAKUMI
    What's the matter?
[05:36] TAKUMI
    Is this really the time? Do whatever you want!
[05:41] MIRA
    What did Wakabayashi-san say?
[05:43] MIRA
    That was him, right?
[05:44] TAKUMI
    Oh, we'd planned a farewell party
    for you tonight.
[05:48] MIRA
    A farewell...
[05:49] TAKUMI
    I'd prepped a meal for it, and he asked
    if they could cook and eat it all.
[05:54] TAKUMI
    Just how free-spirited can they be?
[05:59] TERUKO
    Never thought I'd get to drink beer in space.
[06:03] SHOKICHI
    Glad I lived to see the day!
[06:05] TOMIHIRO
    I heated up the dumpling soup.
[06:08] NAOSUKE
    You guys...
SIGN    Unemployed Chef
SIGN    Mobile
[06:13] TOMIHIRO
    Hello?
[06:14] TAKUMI
    Please leave some dumpling soup and bream rice!
[06:24] MIRA
    I am Mira Gotokuji, next in line
    for the Planet Wid throne.
[06:28] MIRA
    Return to your homeland alive
    or be reduced to space dust.
[06:33] MIRA
    Make your choice.
[06:34] EMPEROR
    Damn it! Why?
[06:36] EMPEROR
    First Adara, now you. Why won't you marry me?
[06:41] MIRA
    Mother?
[06:42] EMPEROR
    I courted Adara first.
[06:45] EMPEROR
    But she...
[06:48] (Flashback) EMPEROR
    Why, Adara?
[06:50] (Flashback) EMPEROR
    Marry me, and Planet Wid will know peace.
[06:52] (Flashback) EMPEROR
    You'll want for nothing and be able to do
    as you please for the rest of your life.
[06:56] (Flashback) ADARA
    Yeah, well, I still don't like it!
[07:00] (Flashback) EMPEROR
    Adara!
[07:02] (Flashback) ADARA
    You're too clingy!
[07:09] TAKUMI
    I can't believe you'd propose to
    her daughter after all that!
[07:13] EMPEROR
    I simply wish to wed a Wido.
[07:16] MIRA
    Why a Wido, though?
[07:18] EMPEROR
    Isn't it obvious?
[07:20] EMPEROR
    I want to have a bunch of
    beautiful, talented kids.
[07:24] EMPEROR
    It's not too late.
[07:26] EMPEROR
    Marry me and have my sons!
[07:52] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[07:56] TAKUMI
    Was it all a dream?
[08:00] TAKUMI
    Good morning.
[08:02] MIRA
    Good morning.
[08:05] TAKUMI
    Uh, I had a weird dream.
[08:09] TAKUMI
    Astro Lodge turned into a robot
    to fight off enemies.
[08:13] MIRA
    We won.
[08:14] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[08:15] MIRA
    It wasn't a dream.
[08:16] MIRA
    Astro Lodge is the robot my mother used
[08:20] MIRA
    to come to Earth in order to
    escape a political marriage.
[08:25] TAKUMI
    Let's eat.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Today's Menu
    - Bream Rice
    - Dumpling Soup
SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[08:28] MIRA
    The dumpling soup is so good.
[08:34] TAKUMI
    Mira-san...
[08:36] TAKUMI
    Are you gonna go back to Planet Wid?
[08:39] MIRA
    Kusaya.
[08:41] MIRA
    Rice cracker soup. Turnip sushi. Shimotsukare.
[08:45] MIRA
    Echizen soba. Sata andagi.
    Eel on rice. Hokkaido hotpot.
[08:49] MIRA
    Pufferfish sashimi. Borscht. Chkmeruli.
[08:52] MIRA
    Nata de coco. Fukuya's
    curry nanban. And then...
[08:56] MIRA
    Ichigen Chinese's ramen and half-fried rice!
[09:00] MIRA
    And so many other foods I would love to try.
[09:05] TAKUMI
    You mean...
[09:07] MIRA
    I'm not going anywhere.
[09:11] TAKUMI
    Aw, heck yeah!
[09:14] NAOSUKE
    Mira!
[09:15] NAOSUKE
    What's the meaning of this?
[09:16] TOMIHIRO
    Calm down, Naosuke!
[09:18] MIRA
    You all!
[09:19] REN
    Miss Landlady!
[09:19] REN
    You're not moving? You're staying here?
[09:22] MIRA
    Yep.
[09:23] REN
    Hooray!
[09:25] NAOSUKE
    Did you forget who you are?
[09:27] NAOSUKE
    You are Planet Wid's...
[09:28] MIRA
    ...next in line for the throne.
[09:30] MIRA
    And you are tasked with
    guarding me for my entire life.
[09:34] MIRA
    But today, I release you from your duty.
[09:38] NAOSUKE
    Wha?!
[09:39] MIRA
    And I...
[09:42] MIRA
    give up my right to the throne
    as of this very moment.
[09:44] NAOSUKE
    No! This isn't right!
[09:46] MIRA
    Why not?
[09:48] NAOSUKE
    Nobody's going to accept this!
[09:50] MIRA
    Are the roles decided for us
    at birth truly the right ones?
[09:55] MIRA
    Must they be upheld?
[09:58] MIRA
    When I was back on Planet Wid,
    I didn't have anything I loved.
[10:03] MIRA
    I never even tried to find anything
    I could fall in love with.
SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[10:06] MIRA
    But I've found many such things here.
[10:10] MIRA
    And I'm sure I'll come
    to love them even more.
[10:17] MIRA
    If I chose to go back there now,
    I could never live with myself.
[10:23] MIRA
    I'm going to choose to live a life
    that makes me happy.
[10:26] MIRA
    And I want you to live your life
    freely as you please.
[10:34] NAOSUKE
    Yeesh. We should never have come to Earth.
[10:38] NAOSUKE
    Giving up your right to Wid's throne
[10:40] NAOSUKE
    to live as caretaker of a lodge on
    a tiny planet in a little corner of space?
[10:44] NAOSUKE
    Her Majesty will cry.
[10:45] MIRA
    You think? I actually believe
    Mother would understand.
[10:49] NAOSUKE
    You may be right there.
[10:51] NAOSUKE
    Knowing her, she might even
    envy your newfound freedom.
[10:58] TOMIHIRO
    So, you're all going to
    stay here as usual, right?
[11:01] NAOSUKE
    Nah, I'm leaving.
[11:04] NAOSUKE
    We don't want any other enemy planets
    invading, so I'll take the key back to Wid.
[11:09] NAOSUKE
    That's the life I'm choosing for myself.
    Is that all right with you?
[11:14] MIRA
    Yeah.
[11:15] MIRA
    Thanks, Naosuke.
[11:17] TERUKO
    Shucks. Just when I thought I could
    make a killing off of a talking dog.
[11:21] NAOSUKE
    I am not a dog!
[11:25] REN
    I'm off!
[11:26] TOMIHIRO
    Whoa, whoa! Wait a second.
[11:28] REN
    What?
[11:29] TOMIHIRO
    You're going dressed like that?
[11:30] REN
    Yeah.
[11:31] TOMIHIRO
    You might want to reconsider.
[11:32] REN
    There are no rules that say
    boys can't wear skirts.
[11:36] REN
    You heard what the landlady said.
[11:37] REN
    The things decided for us at birth
    might not always be right.
[11:41] TOMIHIRO
    But still...
[11:42] REN
    Besides, Haruto-kun's
    already seen me like this.
[11:46] REN
    I don't wanna lie to him about it.
[11:49] REN
    I like dressing this way.
[11:52] REN
    I'm gonna live the way I like, too.
[11:55] TOMIHIRO
    Ren.
[11:57] REN
    We went into outer space, you know?
[11:58] REN
    Going to school in a skirt
    is nothing compared to that.
[12:11] AOI
    The thought never even crossed my mind
    that the Octo-san I knew was a dog.
[12:16] NAOSUKE
    I'm not, though.
[12:18] AOI
    You requested that song
    on the radio, right, Octo—
[12:21] AOI
    I mean, it was you, right, Naosuke-san?
[12:24] NAOSUKE
    Oh, uh... Yeah.
[12:26] AOI
    It made me really happy!
[12:29] NAOSUKE
    Good.
[12:30] AOI
    Hey, I found a job.
[12:33] NAOSUKE
    What? Really?!
[12:34] AOI
    Yeah. There's this one lawyer
    who has helped me out over the years.
SIGN    Nishi-Taishido Law Offices
[12:39] AOI
    I'm going to be working at their law agency.
[12:43] AOI
    I'll only be starting off as a temp worker,
    but I want to give it a shot.
[12:47] NAOSUKE
    Yeah? That's great.
[12:50] NAOSUKE
    You know, I've been more worried about
    leaving you behind on Earth than Mira.
[12:57] NAOSUKE
    Mira's a strong girl. I trust her
    to find her way through life.
[13:02] NAOSUKE
    But you're, like, the weakest being on Earth.
[13:05] NAOSUKE
    I wasn't sure you could live by yourself.
[13:13] NAOSUKE
    Uh, what I meant was... I don't want you
    to go through any more pain and suffering!
[13:17] NAOSUKE
    I wasn't trying to
    put you down...
[13:19] AOI
    It makes me so happy to know
    there's someone who cares about me.
[13:24] AOI
    Thank you.
[13:29] AOI
    It hurt when I had my heart broken,
    but I'm over it now.
[13:33] AOI
    If anything...
[13:35] AOI
    I was sadder when you disappeared
    all of a sudden, Octo-san.
[13:40] AOI
    Wait, no, I mean Naosuke-san—
[13:41] NAOSUKE
    I'm fine with Octo.
[13:43] NAOSUKE
    Know that I'll always be thinking of you
    on the other end of the universe.
[13:54] TAKUMI
    Before this, I worked as head chef
    at Astro Lodge, mainly making breakfast,
[13:58] TAKUMI
    but also cooking for special occasions.
[14:01] INTERVIEWER
    "Astro Lodge"?
[14:03] TAKUMI
    Yeah.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Miyasaka Takumi
    Birthday: 7/15/1997
    Gender: Male
    Schooling:
    Mar 2016 - Graduated Ooimachi High School, Tokyo
    Apr 2016 - Enrolled in Technical School for Cooking, Tokyo
    Mar 2018 - Graduated Technical School for Cooking, Tokyo
    Work Experience:
    Apr 2018 - Joined the Park Grand Hotel as Kitchen Staff
    Sep 2022 - Left the Park Grand Hotel
     due to corporate restructuring
    Apr 2022 - Took over as head chef at Astro Lodge
[14:04] TAKUMI
    A share house with breakfast included,
    a shared bath and toilet,
[14:06] TAKUMI
    a 50,000 yen rent, a caretaker on premises,
    and Wi-Fi available!
[14:11] TAKUMI
    I'm still making breakfast there,
[14:14] TAKUMI
    so I would like to apply
    for the lunch shift here.
[14:20] ALL
    Cheers!
SIGN    Goodbye, Naosuke
SIGN    Goodbye, Naosuke
[14:23] TAKUMI
    Oh, is it done?
[14:25] REN
    Are you really leaving?
[14:27] TERUKO
    You're gonna miss taking him on walks, huh?
[14:30] NAOSUKE
    I'm not a dog, you know.
[14:32] TOMIHIRO
    What are you, then?
[14:33] MIRA
    Naosuke's a Wido.
[14:34] TOMIHIRO
    Aren't you a Wido too?
[14:37] NAOSUKE
    Widi come in different types,
    just like Earthlings.
[14:41] TERUKO
    Earth doesn't have any talking dogs, though.
[14:43] NAOSUKE
    Again, I am not a dog!
[14:46] MIRA
    What's wrong?
[14:47] TAKUMI
    The roast beef is gone!
[14:50] TERUKO
    A case of missing roast beef?!
[14:51] TOMIHIRO
    Aoi-chan?
[14:52] AOI
    Not me. I didn't take it.
[14:58] REN
    So much for not being a dog.
[15:12] MIRA
    Shoin?!
[15:15] NAOSUKE
    What do you think you're doing here?
[15:17] NAOSUKE
    Come to sell us out again?
[15:20] SHOIN
    I had nowhere else to go...
[15:22] TAKUMI
    You have nowhere to live after
    your love hotel blew up in space?
[15:27] TERUKO
    Why not take him back to Planet Wid with you?
[15:30] NAOSUKE
    Huh?
[15:31] SHOIN
    I can't go back to Wid.
[15:33] SHOIN
    I'm a Hubby spy, and I put
    our next queen in danger.
[15:38] SHOIN
    I'm a traitor. Trash that's better off dead.
[15:41] NAOSUKE
    I'm glad you understand.
[15:42] TERUKO
    What's with them?
[15:44] SHOIN
    They're agents from Planet Hub.
[15:47] SHOIN
    We were all here on Earth, far away from home.
[15:51] SHOIN
    As we were teammates working toward
    the same goal, I grew attached to them.
[16:06] TAKUMI
    Eat up.
[16:08] TAKUMI
    It's my job as Astro Lodge's head chef
    to feed the hungry.
[16:16] SHOIN
    Thank you.
[16:21] SHOIN
    It's so good.
[16:24] TAKUMI
    There's more.
[16:27] MIRA
    Shoin, Room 8's still available.
    Do you want to live here?
[16:30] TAKUMI
    What?!
[16:31] NAOSUKE
    Mira, he's a traitor!
[16:34] MIRA
    I'm sure Tasuke-san wouldn't abandon
    someone who had nowhere to go.
[16:38] MIRA
    As the second-gen caretaker of Astro Lodge,
    I want to carry on his spirit.
[16:44] MIRA
    Of course, I would need
    the residents' approval.
[16:47] REN
    Sure!
[16:48] TOMIHIRO
    Sounds kinda fun.
[16:50] TERUKO
    Don't see why not.
[16:51] AOI
    I think Tasuke-san would do the same, too.
[16:56] TERUKO
    He looks totally against it.
[16:58] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san?
[17:04] TAKUMI
    You'd better not get
    within one meter of Mira-san.
[17:10] SHOIN
    Master!
[17:11] SHOIN
    I'm Shoin Ginger, your apprentice!
[17:12] TAKUMI
    Slow down with the apprentice stuff.
[17:13] SHOIN
    I may not be a shoo-in like my name
    suggests, but please teach me!
[17:15] MIRA
    Yamashita-san?
[17:17] SHOIN
    I'll turn over a new leaf!
[17:18] TOMIHIRO
    How long are you going to mope?
[17:20] TOMIHIRO
    We're getting some even more
    amusing residents than Naosuke.
[17:23] TERUKO
    Of course you're okay with it, right?
[17:26] TOMIHIRO
    Yamashita-san?
[17:36] TERUKO
    No way...
[17:39] TOMIHIRO
    Y-Y-Yama...
[17:41] SHOKICHI
    I've decided!
[17:43] SHOKICHI
    I'm going to move out of Astro Lodge!
[17:47] ALL
    Huh?
[17:48] SHOKICHI
    Please, take me to Planet Wid with you!
[17:52] ALL
    What?!
[17:53] SHOKICHI
    Take me to Planet Wid!
[17:57] MIRA
    Time flows at a different pace there.
[18:00] MIRA
    If you decide to come back to Earth
    after all, you may not return to this time.
[18:05] SHOKICHI
    There's a story I've left unfinished for years.
[18:08] SHOKICHI
    I want to finish it while I'm still alive!
[18:10] TAKUMI
    Oh, yeah, you're a novelist.
[18:13] MIRA
    What kind of story is it?
[18:15] SHOKICHI
    The story of a man going into outer space
    to find the woman he loves.
[18:21] SHOKICHI
    I need to see Planet Wid with my own eyes!
    Please, I beg of you!
[18:25] MIRA
    What do you say, Naosuke?
[18:28] NAOSUKE
    Send word to Her Majesty that I'll be
    bringing back an Earthling instead of Mira.
[18:33] SHOKICHI
    Really?!
[18:34] NAOSUKE
    Just so you know, on Planet Wid...
[18:36] SHOKICHI
    Yay! A trip to space!
[18:39] NAOSUKE
    ...you can't walk me like a dog!
SIGN    Goodbye, Naosuke
SIGN    And Shokichi-san!
SIGN    Welcome, Shoin and Weird Critters
[18:42] MIRA
    Dear Mother,
[18:45] MIRA
    We have finally found the key.
[18:48] MIRA
    Before coming to Earth,
[18:49] MIRA
    you told me never to tell Earthlings
    that we came from Planet Wid.
[18:55] MIRA
    But, even after finding out I'm a Wido,
[18:58] MIRA
    the people here haven't
    treated me any differently.
[19:01] MIRA
    I've realized that the things
    I thought were set in stone
[19:05] MIRA
    may not always be necessary to uphold.
[19:09] MIRA
    I want to use my own keys
    to open the doors to my world.
[19:16] MIRA
    I've decided to live my life in Astro Lodge
    with the people I love.
[19:22] TAKUMI
    I'm off.
[19:24] MIRA
    Have a nice day.
[19:26] MIRA
    P.S. The man Naosuke's bringing to Wid,
    Yamashita Shokichi-san,
[19:30] MIRA
    is an old friend of Tasuke-san's
    who was with him in his final moments.
[19:35] MIRA
    I ask you to welcome him as a state guest
    and provide him the best hospitality.
[19:40] SHOKICHI
    Tasuke-san.
[19:42] SHOKICHI
    I'm going to Planet Wid to see
    what you always wanted to.
[19:48] SHOKICHI
    My story will finally begin.
[20:00] MIRA
    Naosuke.
[20:01] SHOKICHI
    I'll put our stuff in first.
[20:03] TAKUMI
    Let me put in the umeshu.
[20:05] MIRA
    I said I didn't have anything
    I loved when I was back on Wid,
[20:13] MIRA
    but that was a lie.
    I've always loved you, Naosuke.
[20:18] MIRA
    Thank you so much.
[20:23] NAOSUKE
    Be well.
[20:28] NAOSUKE
    See you someday.
[20:30] AOI
    U-Um...
[20:33] AOI
    Here.
[20:34] NAOSUKE
    You sure?
[20:35] AOI
    Yeah.
[20:43] NAOSUKE
    I-I can't breathe.
[20:45] AOI
    Oh, sorry.
[20:48] NAOSUKE
    Thanks.
[20:50] NAOSUKE
    I'll cherish it.
[20:59] REN
    Bye-bye!
[21:07] NAOSUKE
    Are you sure about this?
[21:08] SHOKICHI
    Mankind mustn't repeat the folly
    of sending a dog alone into space.
[21:14] NAOSUKE
    Huh? What the heck?
[21:17] RJ
    All right, all right.
[21:18] NAOSUKE
    Oh, it works.
[21:19] RJ
    We've got lots of fan mail again tonight.
[21:20] SHOKICHI
    Hmm... I feel like I'm forgetting something...
[21:21] RJ
    Thanks, guys! We appreciate it!
[21:24] RJ
    This one is from "Aoi-san in Room 7."
[21:28] RJ
    "Octo-san, you are my dear first friend.
[21:33] RJ
    Please know that I'll always be thinking
    of you in the center of my universe.
[21:38] RJ
    This song is for you."
[21:40] SHOKICHI
    Oh, right! The surprise!
[21:44] MIRA
    Everyone left before us.
[21:46] TAKUMI
    Why were they in such a hurry?
[21:51] MIRA
    Do you—
[21:51] TAKUMI
    Tuesday—
[21:52] MIRA
    Huh?
[21:53] TAKUMI
    You first.
[21:55] MIRA
    Oh, I just wanted to ask if you
    wanted to go to the aquarium.
[22:00] MIRA
    I mean, we still haven't managed to go.
[22:02] TAKUMI
    Actually, I was just about to ask if you
    wanted to go on Tuesday, my day off.
[22:09] MIRA
    Yay.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    At last, Planet Wid came to know peace.
    The two lovers traversed planets, galaxies,
    and dimensions to be together.
    Plum flowers bloomed on Wid, and the capital
    celebrated its first annual Umeshu Festival.
    As the Widi sang and Earthlings made merry,
    all beings across the universe broke out into dance
    at the same time.
    The end.
SIGN    Astro Note
[23:49] SIGN
    Thank you for watching.
    Let's meet again sometime, somewhere!