Astro Note
Takumi, a gifted chef, just landed a new job. He works at the Astro Manor apartment building that offers breakfast, and there he encounters the beautiful landlady—Mira. It’s love at first sight, and he hopes to charm her, but the quirky tenants and bizarre phenomena don’t make it easy. He even learns by pure chance that Mira is secretly an alien! Will their love survive these unearthly oddities?
Season 1
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SIGN Astro Note
SIGN A
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[01:18] TAKUMI
"Astro"...
[01:22] TAKUMI
This should be the place.
SIGN Wi-Fi Available
Breakfast Included
Rooms Available
-Management
[01:32] TAKUMI
Okay!
[01:42] TAKUMI
You okay up there?!
[01:46] TAKUMI
Watch out!
[01:57] TAKUMI
Oww...
[02:02] MIRA
Are you all right?
[02:10] TAKUMI
I am.
[02:19] TAKUMI
Ow...
[02:21] MIRA
I'm really sorry.
SIGN Appetite
[02:23] TAKUMI
Oh, don't be.
[02:24] MIRA
I was cleaning the roof when some
kind of animal ran into the ladder.
[02:30] MIRA
Did you see anything?
[02:31] TAKUMI
No...
[02:34] TAKUMI
Nothing.
SIGN Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
SIGN Appetite
[02:42] TAKUMI
So... is this not a restaurant?
[02:46] MIRA
A restaurant?
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Miyasaka Takumi
Birthday: 7/15/1997
Gender: Male
Schooling:
Mar 2016 - Graduated Ooimachi High School, Tokyo
Apr 2016 - Enrolled in Technical School for Cooking, Tokyo
Mar 2018 - Graduated Technical School for Cooking, Tokyo
Work Experience:
Apr 2018 - Joined the Park Grand Hotel as Kitchen Staff
Sep 2022 - Left the Park Grand Hotel
due to corporate restructuring
[02:48] TAKUMI
I'm Miyasaka Takumi,
and I'm here for my interview.
[02:51] TAKUMI
Huh? You're hiring for head chef, right?
[02:55] MIRA
Ah!
[02:55] SHOKICHI
Oh, you worked as a cook
at the Park Grand Hotel, eh?
[03:00] TERUKO
"Hiring for head chef"?
[03:02] TERUKO
What kind of classified did you put out?
[03:06] REN
Here it is.
SIGN F&B Recruitment
Gourmet NEET
SIGN Head Chef, Manager-Level,
Kitchen Staff, Sommelier, Hall Service
SIGN Astro Lodge, Inc.
Looking for head chef! Open to buffet-style breakfast
[03:10] REN
"Astro Lodge, Inc.
[03:13] REN
Looking for head chef."
[03:15] TOMIHIRO
"Open to buffet-style breakfast.
[03:18] TOMIHIRO
Job requirements: cooking, menu development,
SIGN Job Requirements:
Cooking, menu development, complete health and hygiene
supervision, cost and profit-and-loss management,
annual budget drafting, etc. As chef, you will be asked
to handle all tasks from prep work to management.
Experience preferred.
[03:21] TOMIHIRO
complete health and hygiene supervision,
[03:24] TOMIHIRO
cost and profit-and-loss management,
[03:26] TOMIHIRO
annual budget drafting, et cetera."
[03:27] SHOKICHI
When did this place incorporate?
[03:30] REN
These photos aren't even of here.
[03:32] TERUKO
Get a load of all these bold-faced lies.
[03:34] RESIDENTS
How did it end up like this?
[03:37] MIRA
I had no idea what I should write,
[03:41] MIRA
so I had to reference
other people looking for chefs.
SIGN Gourmet NEET
[03:45] TERUKO
Lemme take a look.
[03:46] TERUKO
You just lifted the whole thing!
[03:48] MIRA
Is that bad?
[03:49] TOMIHIRO
Oh, it's bad bad.
[03:50] TOMIHIRO
JARO could sue you for this.
[03:52] TAKUMI
Uh...
[03:53] TAKUMI
So what does this all mean?
[03:57] MIRA
I'm terribly sorry!
[04:02] SHOKICHI
This is Astro Lodge.
[04:04] SHOKICHI
A share house that provides breakfast.
[04:07] TAKUMI
Breakfast included, huh?
[04:09] SHOKICHI
The previous landlord, who used to make
those breakfasts, passed away recently.
[04:14] TERUKO
And Mira-san here took over
as the new landlord.
[04:19] TERUKO
But the food she makes would be better
classified as a health hazard.
[04:22] TERUKO
Take a look.
[04:24] TERUKO
These...
[04:25] TERUKO
are all...
[04:26] TERUKO
breakfasts...
[04:27] TERUKO
she made.
[04:29] TERUKO
Can you even tell what this is?
[04:31] TERUKO
Salmon roe...
[04:33] TERUKO
rice balls!
SIGN Appetite
[04:35] TERUKO
If I were a salmon, I'd be out to avenge
the desecration of my spawn.
[04:39] TAKUMI
Uh, that aside, please raise your head.
[04:41] MIRA
I'm so sorry!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Miyasaka Takumi
Birthday: 7/15/1997
Gender: Male
Schooling:
Mar 2016 - Graduated Ooimachi High School, Tokyo
Apr 2016 - Enrolled in Technical School for Cooking, Tokyo
Mar 2018 - Graduated Technical School for Cooking, Tokyo
Work Experience:
Apr 2018 - Joined the Park Grand Hotel as Kitchen Staff
Sep 2022 - Left the Park Grand Hotel
due to corporate restructuring
[04:43] TOMIHIRO
The Park Grand, huh?
[04:45] TOMIHIRO
Didn't that place go bankrupt recently?
[04:47] REN
Unemployed at 25... You must have lots of
free time, since you're unemployed.
[04:51] TOMIHIRO
Ren, don't remind the unemployed
about their unemployment.
[04:55] REN
Why?
[04:55] TOMIHIRO
The unemployed tend to be
sensitive folk. Be nice to them.
[04:59] TOMIHIRO
This place is a quite wonderful share house.
[05:02] TOMIHIRO
Fate must have brought us together.
Why not live a chill life working here?
[05:08] REN
Better find a job quick,
or you'll end up like him.
[05:10] REN
My pops is a bum through and through.
[05:14] MIRA
Can you all stop insulting our guest?!
[05:16] TERUKO
Uh, this classified you put out
is the biggest insult of all!
[05:20] TAKUMI
So...
[05:21] TAKUMI
Who are these people?
[05:23] MIRA
Oh, they're residents of Astro Lodge.
SIGN Association for Victims of
Mira-san's Breakfasts!!
[05:26] TERUKO
And the Association for Victims
of Mira-san's Breakfasts!
[05:30] SHOKICHI
I chose to live here and pay rent on the
condition that breakfast would be provided!
[05:34] SHOKICHI
But now, the breakfasts are hardly edible!
SIGN Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[05:36] TOMIHIRO
As such, we demand that
a chef be hired at once!
[05:41] REN
Feed us proper breakfasts!
SIGN Healthy Nourishment
SIGN Nutrition
SIGN Say No to Food Waste!
SIGN Breakfast Is the
Foundation of Life
[05:44] ALL
Feed us!
[05:45] REN
The needs of a growing child are no joke!
SIGN It's Time to
Open Our Eyes
SIGN Unionize
[05:47] ALL
No joke!
[05:48] REN
Say no to burnt side dishes!
[05:49] MIRA
Come on, knock it off.
[05:50] ALL
We say no!
[05:51] MIRA
You're confusing Miyasaka-san.
[05:51] REN
Say no to food waste!
[05:53] ALL
We say no!
[05:55] MIRA
This is all my fault.
[05:57] MIRA
I truly apologize.
[05:59] TAKUMI
So, hey.
[06:00] MIRA
Yes?
[06:03] TAKUMI
Scad.
[06:04] MIRA
Huh?
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Today's Menu
- Ginger Pork
- Miso Soup
[06:05] TAKUMI
I've been wondering, but that's scad, isn't it?
[06:09] TAKUMI
May I take a look?
[06:11] MIRA
Sure.
[06:15] TAKUMI
I knew it.
[06:16] MIRA
Right, one of our neighbors
went fishing and shared some with us.
[06:20] TAKUMI
They'll go bad quickly
if you leave them like this.
[06:23] TAKUMI
Shall I prep them for you?
[06:25] REN
I wanna eat fried scad.
[06:26] TAKUMI
I can make some.
[06:27] REN
Yay!
[06:28] MIRA
We couldn't ask that of you!
[06:29] SHOKICHI
We could, we could.
[06:31] SHOKICHI
We totally could.
[06:33] TERUKO
These can hardly be left in the hands
of Mira-san, aka the Food Killer.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Today's Menu
- Ginger Pork
- Miso Soup
[07:09] TAKUMI
Okay, eat up!
SIGN Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[07:11] ALL
Let's eat!
[07:15] SHOKICHI
Mmm!
[07:16] TERUKO
Perfect!
[07:20] REN
So good!
[07:36] MIRA
They all kept nagging me to
hire someone who could cook.
[07:40] MIRA
I wasn't very keen on the idea,
[07:42] MIRA
but starting off each day
with such a delicious breakfast
[07:45] MIRA
would make for a life filled with joy.
[07:53] TOMIHIRO
Mira-san doesn't have a boyfriend.
[07:55] TERUKO
If she hires you as a cook,
I'm sure she'll fall for you.
[07:58] TOMIHIRO
She'll fall for you.
[07:59] TERUKO
She'll fall for you, no doubt.
SIGN Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[08:01] TERUKOTOMIHIRO
She'll fall for you.
She'll fall for you.
[08:08] MIRA
Thank you for cooking for us
after coming all this way for nothing.
[08:12] TAKUMI
No problem. Thank you for your time.
[08:14] MIRA
The fried scad was great.
[08:16] MIRA
I bet you'll find a job in no time.
[08:20] TAKUMI
I sure hope so.
[08:22] MIRA
Thank you for everything today.
SIGN A
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[08:26] TAKUMI
Goodbye.
SIGN Wi-Fi Available
Breakfast Included
Rooms Available
-Management
[08:42] MIRA
Did you forget something?
[08:44] TAKUMI
Let me...
[08:46] TAKUMI
Let me make your breakfast every day!
[09:03] MOVER
That's all your packages.
[09:06] MOVER
Thank you.
[09:08] TAKUMI
Thanks.
[09:11] MIRA
Are you finished moving, Miyasaka-san?
[09:14] TAKUMI
Just finished, actually.
[09:16] MIRA
Is your head okay now?
[09:18] TAKUMI
Huh? Oh, yeah.
[09:20] TAKUMI
It's all healed up.
[09:22] MIRA
I'm really sorry about that.
[09:24] MIRA
Naosuke's usually not that violent.
[09:28] TAKUMI
Maybe I caught him on a bad day.
[09:30] TAKUMI
Let's be friends, Naosuke.
[09:34] SHOKICHI
Oh, there you are.
[09:36] SHOKICHI
Naosuke.
[09:39] SHOKICHI
Let's go on a walk.
[09:41] MIRA
Thanks for always walking him.
[09:42] SHOKICHI
Don't mention it.
[09:44] SHOKICHI
I have to go on daily walks,
so I might as well.
[09:47] SHOKICHI
Oh, moving in today?
[09:50] TAKUMI
T-To Room 5, yes. Nice to meet you—
[09:52] SHOKICHI
I saw your resume, so I know
a fair bit about you already.
[09:56] TAKUMI
Right.
[09:57] SHOKICHI
Mira-san, welcoming party tonight.
[10:00] MIRA
Well coming party?
[10:02] SHOKICHI
A party to welcome new residents.
[10:05] SHOKICHI
We threw one for you too, remember?
[10:07] MIRA
Oh, right, that.
[10:08] SHOKICHI
Okay, Naosuke, time for the walk.
[10:11] SHOKICHI
See you!
[10:15] MIRA
That's Yamashita Shokichi-san.
He lives in Room 2.
[10:18] MIRA
He's lived here the longest.
[10:21] MIRA
I think he's a novelist.
[10:23] TAKUMI
Really? Wow.
[10:25] TAKUMI
What has he written?
[10:28] MIRA
I don't remember...
[10:32] TAKUMI
"Yamashita Shokichi, novelist."
SIGN yamashita shokichi novelist
SIGN yamashita shokichi novelist
SIGN yamashita shokichi novelist
SIGN yamashita shokichi novelist
SIGN yamashita shokichi novelist
SIGN yamashita shokichi novelist
SIGN yamashita shokichi novelist
SIGN yamashita shokichi novelist
SIGN yamashita shokichi novelist
SIGN yamashita shokichi novelist
[10:37] TAKUMI
Hmm, I'm not seeing any information.
[10:40] TAKUMI
Maybe he uses a pen name.
[10:42] MIRA
Huh... You can look up information with that?
[10:45] MIRA
I see everyone has one of those.
[10:47] TAKUMI
Do you not have a smartphone?
[10:49] MIRA
I don't.
[10:50] MIRA
It's called a smartphone, huh?
[10:56] MIRA
Once again...
[10:58] MIRA
I'm Gotokuji Mira.
[11:00] MIRA
I only took over this lodge
three months ago,
[11:03] MIRA
so I'm sure I'll need your help along the way.
[11:07] MIRA
It's good to have you here.
[11:10] TAKUMI
I-I'm glad to be here myself.
SIGN A
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[11:23] MIRA
Originally, this place
was called Asunaro Lodge.
SIGN S
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[11:28] MIRA
But part of the sign fell off and
the "na" became a "to,"
[11:31] MIRA
so people started calling it Astro Lodge instead,
[11:34] MIRA
and the name stuck.
[11:36] TAKUMI
Huh...
[11:38] MIRA
I only heard it from Shokichi-san myself.
[11:42] MIRA
It's such a great day out.
[11:44] MIRA
This is where you hang your clothes out to dry.
[11:47] MIRA
There's one toilet each on both
the first and second floors.
[11:51] MIRA
We have two washing machines.
[11:52] MIRA
Please make sure you take out
your clothes when they're done.
[11:58] MIRA
This is the bathroom.
[12:00] MIRA
A lot of the residents use
the bathhouse nearby, though.
[12:05] MIRA
When you take a bath,
be sure to hang this up here.
SIGN In use!
No peeping, naughty!
[12:11] TAKUMI
There's a basement?
[12:13] MIRA
Yes.
[12:21] TAKUMI
Whoa!
[12:22] MIRA
This is the storage room.
SIGN Soy Sauce
SIGN Soy Sauce
SIGN Miso
[12:24] TAKUMI
Is this all homemade? Wow.
[12:27] MIRA
It's all stuff that the previous
landlord stored here.
[12:30] TAKUMI
This is some real vintage umeshu.
SIGN May 1948
SIGN May 1950
[12:33] TAKUMI
Seriously?
[12:35] MIRA
Is this edible?
[12:37] TAKUMI
What? Have you never drank umeshu before?
[12:40] MIRA
It's a drink?
[12:41] MIRA
Wow.
[12:44] MIRA
And this is the kitchen.
[12:46] MIRA
But you already know that.
SIGN Habu Wine
[12:51] MIRA
Everything tagged with room numbers
belongs to the residents.
SIGN Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
SIGN Today's Menu
- Sunny Side Up
- Egg Rice
[12:55] MIRA
We serve breakfast from Mondays to Fridays.
[12:57] MIRA
Weekends are off.
[12:59] MIRA
If you have it ready by around 7:30 to 8:30,
[13:02] MIRA
the residents will grab and eat it themselves.
[13:05] MIRA
We have a budget of about 250 yen per person.
[13:08] MIRA
There's two weeks' worth
in this purse to start.
[13:13] MIRA
Here's the key to this drawer.
[13:18] MIRA
You and I are the only ones who have it.
[13:22] MIRA
That should cover everything.
[13:25] MIRA
But if you have any questions,
feel free to ask.
[13:30] REN
What's seven times eight?
[13:32] TAKUMI
Fifty-six?
[13:37] TAKUMI
What are you doing?
[13:38] REN
Math homework.
[13:39] TAKUMI
Down there?
[13:41] REN
A parenting book said that studying
in the living room improves intelligence.
[13:45] TAKUMI
Right...
SIGN Today's Menu
- Sunny Side Up
- Egg Rice
[13:48] TAKUMI
Wh-What the?!
[13:51] TAKUMI
Oh, hello. I moved in today—
[13:55] TOMIHIRO
All signs point to another failed audition.
[14:02] TAKUMI
Audition?
[14:05] TOMIHIRO
She's Terurun.
[14:08] TAKUMI
Terurun...?
[14:09] TERUKO
Hey!
[14:14] TAKUMI
Huh? Oh, uh...
[14:16] TAKUMI
I can explain.
[14:20] TAKUMI
Huh?
[14:21] TAKUMI
What? Where'd he go?
[14:23] TERUKO
Steal my low-malt,
[14:25] TERUKO
and you're paying me back
with a bottle of beer!
SIGN Welcome!! To Our New Head Chef
Miyauchisaka Takumi-kun!
[14:28] TERUKO
One, two! Terurururun!
[14:30] MIRASHOKICHITOMIHIRO
Terurururun!
[14:31] TERUKO
Terurunrun!
[14:33] MIRASHOKICHITOMIHIRO
Terurunrun!
[14:34] TERUKO
Eat my iron fist!
[14:36] TERUKO
One, two, pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[14:39] TERUKO
Pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[14:42] TERUKO
A maiden's heart is complicated,
don't you know?
[14:46] TERUKO
One, two!
[14:47] TERUKO
Pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[14:48] TOMIHIRO
Matsubara-chan in Room 6 works as an
indie idol under the name of Terurun.
[14:49] TERUKO
Pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[14:52] TERUKO
Take my feelings head on.
[14:53] TAKUMI
An indie idol?
[14:54] TOMIHIRO
Anyway, drink up.
[14:56] TOMIHIRO
I feel bad.
[14:57] TERUKO
Righty hook! (Yeah!)
[14:57] TOMIHIRO
It's your party, Miyashita-kun,
but we had you pay for the drinks.
[14:59] TERUKO
Righty hook! (Yeah!)
[15:00] TERUKO
Righty, righty, righty, righty, righty hook!
[15:01] TAKUMI
I'm Miyasaka!
[15:02] TAKUMI
And it's your fault I had to pay for all this!
[15:03] TOMIHIRO
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[15:04] TERUKO
Dum-dum dummy!
[15:06] TERUKO
Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy,
big dum-dum dummy!
SIGN terurun indie idol
SIGN Search News
SIGN Images Video
[15:07] TAKUMI
Oh, it's true.
[15:09] TERUKO
Just so you know, I'll sue if you upload
anything about me on social media.
[15:13] TERUKO
I'm the queen of egosurfing.
[15:14] TERUKO
I will find anything and everything
you post about me. We clear?
[15:17] TAKUMI
Crystal.
[15:18] TERUKO
How was the new song?
[15:20] SHOKICHIREN
Incredible!
[15:21] MIRA
You're amazing, Matsubara-san.
[15:23] MIRA
I could never do what you do in front
of people. It's too embarrassing.
[15:26] TERUKO
You picking a fight?!
[15:27] MIRA
I'm praising you.
[15:29] TOMIHIRO
Ahem. Ladies and gentlemen.
SIGN Miyauchisaka Takumi-kun!
[15:32] TOMIHIRO
Today, Astro Lodge has welcomed
our new live-in head chef.
[15:36] TOMIHIRO
With this, we are free of
our torturous breakfast life.
[15:41] TOMIHIRO
We no longer have to fear
the thought of a new day!
SIGN Welcome!! To Our New Head Chef
Miyauchisaka Takumi-kun!
[15:45] TERUKOSHOKICHIREN
Woo-hoo!
SIGN Victory
[15:46] TOMIHIRO
Tonight, we drink to celebrate!
[15:49] TERUKOSHOKICHIREN
Yay!
[15:49] MIRA
Talk about blowing things out of proportion.
[15:52] TOMIHIRO
Now, a word from our new head chef, Miyamoto.
[15:54] TAKUMI
It's Miyasaka!
[15:56] SHOKICHI
Let's go, head chef!
[15:57] TAKUMI
Oh, er...
[15:59] TAKUMI
I'm Miyasaka Takumi, and I'll be living here
and making breakfast from now on.
[16:04] TAKUMI
I'll be continuing my job search,
[16:06] TAKUMI
and I'm sure I'll need your help
with all sorts of things.
[16:09] TAKUMI
I'm glad to be here with you all.
[16:14] SHOKICHI
Okay, maybe I should belt out a banger myself.
[16:17] REN
No ancient songs, please.
[16:31] MIRA
Good morning!
[16:33] TAKUMI
Good morning.
[16:43] SHOKOCHI
Oho?
[16:44] REN
Whoa, actual breakfast!
[16:47] REN
Chow time!
[16:48] SHOKICHI
Let's eat.
[16:50] TERUKO
Morning.
[16:51] MIRA
Oh, Matsubara-san.
[16:53] MIRA
You're up early.
[16:54] TERUKO
I have dispatch work today—
[16:56] TERUKO
Wow, way to go, head chef!
[16:59] TERUKO
Time to eat!
[17:05] MIRA
Thanks for the food.
[17:12] TAKUMI
Thank you.
[17:16] REN
I'm off!
[17:24] TAKUMI
Okay.
[17:27] TAKUMI
Guess I should buy some rice, too.
[17:30] TAKUMI
Huh?
[17:36] TAKUMI
What is she doing?
[17:37] TOMIHIRO
It's a mystery.
[17:39] TOMIHIRO
Gotokuji Mira is woman full of mystery.
[17:41] TAKUMI
She is?
[17:43] TOMIHIRO
She doesn't have a smartphone, let alone a PC.
Unheard of in this day and age.
[17:47] TAKUMI
Oh...
SIGN Wi-Fi Available
Breakfast Included
Rooms Available
-Management
[17:48] TOMIHIRO
When she first saw the "Wi-Fi available"
poster outside...
[17:53] (Flashback) MIRA
Wife available?
[17:55] TOMIHIRO
...is how she read it.
[17:57] TOMIHIRO
Have you ever seen anyone her age
who doesn't know what Wi-Fi is?
[18:01] TOMIHIRO
And she hasn't heard of any
household names in showbiz.
[18:04] TOMIHIRO
Early on, she held up a TV remote...
[18:08] (Flashback) MIRA
What is this?
[18:10] TOMIHIRO
...and said that.
[18:12] TOMIHIRO
Mira-chan probably went through stuff
in her past that she has to keep secret.
[18:16] TOMIHIRO
There may or may not be rumors
that she spent many years in prison.
[18:21] TAKUMI
Before all that, aren't you going
to work, Wakabayashi-san?
[18:26] TOMIHIRO
As you heard, I'm "a bum through and through."
[18:29] TOMIHIRO
Now for the best part of being
unemployed: going back to bed.
[18:33] TAKUMI
How does he even have money to live?
That's the bigger mystery.
[18:44] MIRA
Come on! Where is it?!
[18:47] TAKUMI
Looking for something?
[18:49] MIRA
Oh...
[18:50] TAKUMI
Is it something you lost?
I can help you find it.
[18:54] MIRA
Oh, no, it's fine.
Did you need me for something?
[18:58] TAKUMI
I was thinking of going shopping
for ingredients.
[19:01] TAKUMI
I figured I should ask if you had
any store recommendations.
[19:05] MIRA
I'll go with you.
[19:07] TAKUMI
What?
[19:08] MIRA
I'll show you around the shopping arcade.
[19:10] MIRA
Give me a moment to get ready.
SIGN A
S
T
R
O
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O
D
G
E
[19:13] MIRA
No! Watch the place, Naosuke!
[19:15] MIRA
I'm off.
[19:17] MIRA
Let's go.
[19:18] TAKUMI
Yeah!
[19:28] TAKUMI
Oh, that's a good movie.
[19:31] MIRA
Moowee?
[19:33] TAKUMI
The princess fights the entire universe
with her fist for love. She was so amazing!
[19:40] MIRA
Wow, that sounds fun.
[19:43] MIRA
I'd love to see it.
[19:44] TAKUMI
What kind of movies do you like?
[19:47] MIRA
Hmm, I'm afraid I haven't seen
many movies or anything.
[19:51] TAKUMI
Were you maybe living overseas?
[19:53] MIRA
Huh?
[19:54] TAKUMI
I mean, you didn't know
what umeshu was and all.
[19:58] TAKUMI
So I was wondering if maybe you spent
most of your life outside Japan.
[20:03] MIRA
Hey, dorayaki! Do you like dorayaki?
[20:05] MIRA
Let's get some!
[20:31] TAKUMI
Let's see...
[20:33] TAKUMI
Found it!
[20:39] TAKUMI
It's not too late, right?
[20:59] TAKUMI
Right!
[21:02] NAOSUKE
Do you want this to last forever?
[21:04] MIRA
I get it!
[21:04] NAOSUKE
No means no.
[21:06] MIRA
But why not?
[21:08] MIRA
Is it because I'm a Wido...?
[21:19] TAKUMI
Mira-san's a widow?
[21:22] MIRA
Is it because I'm a Wido?
[21:25] MIRA
Is that why I can't get a smartphone?
[21:27] NAOSUKE
Mira, we didn't come to Earth for fun.
[21:30] NAOSUKE
Understand that you're in line
for the throne of the planet of Wid.
[21:34] MIRA
I hear you can look up any information
you want about Earth on a smartphone.
[21:38] MIRA
We might even find out where the key is.
[21:40] NAOSUKE
Hmph. It's centuries-old technology.
[21:43] NAOSUKE
We can't trust any of these
inferior Earthlings' creations.
[21:47] NAOSUKE
The key should be somewhere
in this building for sure.
SIGN Foodie Note
A frying pan's all you need
Basic Meals 4
[21:53] MIRA
Have you ever watched a movie?
[21:55] MIRA
This Space Girl movie sounded really fun.
[21:58] MIRA
Aww...
[21:58] NAOSUKE
Mira!
[21:59] NAOSUKE
Did you forget about our mission?
[22:02] MIRA
We have to find the key as soon as possible
and take it back to Planet Wid.
[22:06] NAOSUKE
You will then ascend the throne
and rule over all Widi.
[22:11] MIRA
I know, I know.
SIGN Astro Lodge's new landlord, Gotokuji Mira,
SIGN is a Wido from the planet of Wid.
SIGN Miyasaka Takumi (Unemployed) fell in love with her at first sight,
SIGN but now he thinks she's a widow! How will this romance unfold?
E2 - Episode 2
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SIGN Back by popular demand, the legendary manga
returns with color pages
SIGN This Is a Story Born from a Melon
SIGN Complete Collector's Edition
Melon Igyoku
SIGN Astro Note
[02:08] MIRA
Dear Mother,
[02:11] MIRA
I trust this message finds you in good health.
[02:13] MIRA
Three months have passed
since I arrived on Earth.
SIGN Proprietor Wanted
SIGN Contact: Nishi-Taishido Law Offices
SIGN Nishi-Taishido Law Offices
SIGN Gotokuji Mira
[02:25] MIRA
Without drawing suspicion,
[02:30] MIRA
I've managed to infiltrate the target building
[02:33] MIRA
and begun the search for the key.
[02:38] REN
I'm off!
[02:39] SHOKICHI
Take care.
[02:41] MIRA
It appears that Naosuke resembles
a Terran species called "dogs,"
[02:43] SHOKICHI
Time for a walk, Naosuke.
[02:47] MIRA
so he's pretending to be one in order
to avoid causing panic among the locals.
[02:52] MIRA
Earth is home to plenty of substances
unknown to Planet Wid.
[03:12] MIRA
They are brought to life
by the ever-enigmatic Earthlings.
[03:17] MIRA
We will find the key,
which is somewhere in this building,
SIGN Heat before you eat
SIGN Miyasaka
[03:22] MIRA
and return to Planet Wid as soon as possible.
[03:25] MIRA
We are making every second count,
so please rest assured.
SIGN Foodie Note
A frying pan's all you need
Basic Meals 4
[03:32] MIRA
I'd love to try this "beans'n'rice," too.
It sounds so good.
[03:36] NAOSUKE
Hey, what happened to making
every second count?
[03:39] NAOSUKE
I am appalled by your lies.
[03:41] MIRA
I mean, it's been three months
and we still have no clue where the key is.
[03:45] MIRA
Besides, life on Earth
is much more free and fun
[03:48] MIRA
than dealing with the pressures of Wid royalty.
[03:51] MIRA
And if I told Mother the truth,
she'd bring the entire Wid space fleet to Earth.
[03:57] NAOSUKE
What about life here is "free"?!
[03:58] NAOSUKE
Do you have any idea
how it feels to be walked on a leash?!
[04:01] MIRA
Nope.
[04:05] NAOSUKE
I can't believe someone who lacks even a shred
of empathy is next in line to the throne.
[04:09] NAOSUKE
If Her Majesty were to see you now,
she would be so disappointed.
[04:14] NAOSUKE
She raised you all by herself after
His Majesty's death. Spare a thought—
[04:17] MIRA
Oh, zip it already!
[04:20] MIRA
Fine! I just have to look for the key, right?
[04:24] NAOSUKE
Whoever holds the key
will take the throne of Planet Wid.
[04:27] NAOSUKE
If you find it and become queen,
[04:30] NAOSUKE
the universe will be at peace.
[04:32] MIRA
I get that, already.
[04:34] MIRA
But why would it be here?
[04:37] MIRA
I heard that it was hidden away
on a faraway planet
[04:40] MIRA
in order to keep it from
falling into enemy hands.
[04:43] MIRA
But why on Earth, and why in Astro Lodge?
[04:45] NAOSUKE
Beats me.
[04:47] NAOSUKE
Our mission is to infiltrate
this place and find the key.
[04:50] NAOSUKE
Everything else is irrelevant.
[04:52] NAOSUKE
Let's go!
[04:56] NAOSUKE
I'll pretend to be a dog and focus
my search on the second floor.
SIGN F&B Recruitment
Gourmet NEET
[05:04] MIRA
But why not?
[05:05] MIRA
Is it because I'm a Wido...?
[05:15] TAKUMI
Come on...
[05:17] TAKUMI
A widow? Seriously?
[05:21] TAKUMI
What, are you going to bite me again, Naosuke?
[05:23] TAKUMI
Why do you hate me so much?
[05:29] TAKUMI
I wish I was a dog.
Then I wouldn't have a care in the world.
[05:33] TAKUMI
If Mira-san's a widow,
that means she was married before
[05:38] TAKUMI
and her partner passed away.
[05:41] TAKUMI
Does she have a boyfriend now?
[05:44] TAKUMI
And who was that man
she was talking to last night?
[05:49] TAKUMI
Do you know anything?
[05:51] TAKUMI
Was that her boyfriend?
[05:52] TAKUMI
And if not, who the heck was he?!
[05:56] TAKUMI
Mira-san...
[05:58] TAKUMI
Mira-san!
[06:00] TAKUMI
Mira-san! Mira-san! Mira-san! Mira-san!
[06:05] SHOKICHI
What are you looking for?
[06:09] SHOKICHI
It feels like you've been searching
for something ever since you came here.
[06:14] MIRA
Oh, uh... Naosuke's just
hidden something somewhere.
[06:19] SHOKICHI
And what would that be?
[06:21] MIRA
Nothing special.
[06:23] MIRA
What are you reading?
[06:25] SHOKICHI
A book Tasuke-san left behind.
[06:27] MIRA
Who's Tasuke-san?
[06:29] SHOKICHI
Shimotakaido Tasuke.
Astro Lodge's former caretaker.
[06:33] MIRA
Ah.
[06:34] SHOKICHI
He loved sci-fi, outer space,
and all that kind of stuff.
[06:37] SHOKICHI
Every night, he would sit here
and gaze up at the starry sky.
[06:42] MIRA
Huh...
[06:43] SHOKICHI
He didn't have any family or other relatives.
[06:47] SHOKICHI
He put all his affairs in order himself
for when he inevitably passed.
[06:52] SHOKICHI
Crazy, right?
[06:54] MIRA
Did you know him long?
[06:56] SHOKICHI
Please, we were landlord and tenant
for over half a century.
[07:01] MIRA
That really is long.
[07:03] SHOKICHI
Yeah. Tasuke-san managed Astro Lodge
from the day it was built.
[07:15] NAOSUKE
Stay away from that Miyasaka Takumi guy.
[07:17] NAOSUKE
He's a creep!
[07:20] NAOSUKE
What're you looking at?
[07:21] MIRA
I think the previous landlord
may have been a Wido.
[07:24] NAOSUKE
Huh?
[07:25] MIRA
Let's go over everything
one more time from the start.
[07:27] MIRA
Here's the paperwork I was given
when I took over Astro Lodge.
[07:32] MIRA
The key was hidden away
on a faraway planet, right?
[07:35] MIRA
Maybe it was Tasuke-san, a Wido,
who hid the key somewhere in this lodge.
[07:40] MIRA
He even cut all contact
with Planet Wid to avoid detection
[07:44] MIRA
and waited for us to come for him someday.
[07:46] NAOSUKE
I see...
SIGN Shimotakaido Tasuke
in the lawn
[07:56] MIRA
"Shimotakaido Tasuke in the lawn."
[08:00] NAOSUKE
Why did he have to go and die?!
SIGN Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[08:08] TAKUMI
What's the matter?
[08:10] TOMIHIRO
What is the meaning of this?
SIGN Heat before you eat
SIGN Miyasaka
[08:15] TOMIHIRO
How cruel, Miyasaka-kun!
[08:17] TOMIHIRO
Do you mean to say an unemployed man
doesn't deserve breakfast?
[08:20] TOMIHIRO
How dare you deny the unemployed
equal rights to breakfast!
[08:20] TAKUMI
Oww!
[08:23] TAKUMI
Hey, I made some for you!
[08:25] TOMIHIRO
So, what, the salmon ran away to avoid being
consumed by an unemployed individual?
[08:30] TAKUMI
Like hell it did!
[08:31] TOMIHIRO
Then who did it?
[08:32] TAKUMI
Uh...
[08:34] MIRA
What's wrong, you two?
[08:36] TAKUMI
Oh, it was Naosuke.
[08:38] TAKUMI
Naosuke must've eaten your
breakfast, Wakabayashi-san.
[08:42] MIRA
What? Bad boy, Naosuke!
[08:48] MIRA
I'm really sorry.
[08:50] TOMIHIRO
Well, I can't expect a dog to know better.
[08:53] TAKUMI
If anything, blame yourself for oversleeping.
[08:57] TAKUMI
Come down at breakfast time,
and you'll have your meal.
SIGN Setagaya Work
[09:34] TAKUMI
I need to find a job already.
[09:37] OBACHAN
Right. You can't stay a part-time
breakfast chef forever.
[09:42] OBACHAN
You're the new cook at Astro Lodge, right?
[09:46] OBACHAN
I live nearby, you see.
[09:48] OBACHAN
Ask me anything!
I've lived in this area forever!
[09:54] OBACHAN
Not with Mira-chan today?
[09:56] OBACHAN
I saw you two shopping together the other day.
[09:59] OBACHAN
You seemed to be having a good time,
and you looked so good together.
[10:01] TAKUMI
Wait, really?
[10:03] OBACHAN
But you're unemployed.
[10:05] OBACHAN
If Mira-chan were my daughter,
I'd never allow it.
[10:09] OBACHAN
I hope you find a job soon.
[10:11] OBACHAN
Did you go pray already?
[10:12] OBACHAN
Make a wish at the temple over there.
[10:14] OBACHAN
Want a candy?
[10:16] OBACHAN
Oh, you just thought, "Didn't know the candy
thing had spread from Osaka to Tokyo"?
[10:20] OBACHAN
I added the word "candy" to my bag
this year 'cause it sounds so sweet.
[10:24] OBACHAN
I'm updating my vocabulary!
[10:27] OBACHAN
Now, now, no need to be shy.
[10:29] TAKUMI
Listening to an old bat's nonsense
takes so much out of you.
[10:37] TAKUMI
I guess I might as well.
SIGN Lucky Cat
[10:40] TAKUMI
Oh, it's a lucky cat temple?
[10:45] TAKUMI
I guess you pray to one and enshrine it here
if your wish comes true.
[10:52] TAKUMI
That's one big kitty!
[10:59] TAKUMI
I pray for a job with good benefits,
[11:00] TAKUMI
a boss who doesn't abuse or harass employees,
[11:03] TAKUMI
colleagues without superiority complexes,
[11:04] TAKUMI
people with no links to
shady networking businesses,
[11:07] TAKUMI
and a peaceful workplace!
[11:11] TAKUMI
And I pray that I can be
Mira-san's boyfriend—
[11:13] TAKUMI
Boyfriend?!
[11:14] TAKUMI
Am I insane? I know nothing about her!
[11:18] TAKUMI
I gotta start with a date
so we can get to know each other!
[11:22] TAKUMI
I pray that I can go on a date with Mira-san!
[11:26] TAKUMI
Wait, what am I, a teenager?!
[11:27] TAKUMI
I'm a big boy now, so honestly, I'd like
to get a little touchy-feely with her.
[11:33] LADY1
How long is he gonna pray for?
[11:33] TAKUMI
Touchy-feely, like adults! Please!
[11:34] LADY2
He must've donated, like, 10,000 yen.
[11:36] TAKUMI
Anyway, all that aside, I hope for world peace.
SIGN A
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T
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O
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O
D
G
E
[11:42] REN
I'm home!
[11:44] SHOKICHI
Welcome back.
[12:07] SHOKICHI
What's that you've got there?
[12:08] REN
A robot vacuum.
[12:10] REN
My friend Haruto-kun has one too.
[12:13] REN
His parents both work, and they're loaded.
[12:16] REN
The complete opposite of us.
[12:17] SHOKICHI
Even Astro Lodge has a robot now?
[12:22] SHOKICHI
Now I've seen everything.
[12:24] NAOSUKE
Me, eat someone else's dead fish?
How dare he make a scapedog out of me!
[12:28] NAOSUKE
I will find the culprit
if it's the last thing I do!
[12:33] MIRA
It was in front of this tree.
[12:36] TAKUMI
What's the matter?
[12:39] TAKUMI
Who is that?
[12:41] MIRA
The previous landlord, apparently.
[12:44] TAKUMI
Ah. He must've really loved plums.
[12:48] TAKUMI
He probably used the plums
from this tree to make umeshu.
[12:52] MIRA
Umeshu?
[12:53] TAKUMI
The drinks in the basement.
[12:55] TAKUMI
He must've made umeshu
from this tree's fruit every year.
[13:04] REN
Come on, suck it up.
[13:06] REN
It's not vacuuming anything.
[13:08] REN
Is it broken?
SIGN May 1948
SIGN May 1950
[13:19] TAKUMI
Is something wrong?
[13:33] NAOSUKE
What is that?
[13:35] TAKUMI
Huh? That's weird. It's not opening!
[13:37] MIRA
What? Open up!
[13:39] MIRA
Somebody open the door!
[13:42] MIRA
Help! Anybody out there?
[13:45] MIRA
We're locked in here!
[13:49] MIRA
What do we do?
SIGN Please recharge
[13:50] TAKUMI
Crap! I'm out of battery!
[14:00] TAKUMI
Phew, that takes care of lighting, at least.
SIGN May 1948
SIGN May 1950
SIGN June 1955
[14:08] TAKUMI
"Tiens ta promesse." Keep your promise.
[14:13] TAKUMI
That's what plums mean in floriography.
[14:16] TAKUMI
Maybe he'd made a promise to someone dear.
[14:25] TAKUMI
Am I stupid?!
[14:26] TAKUMI
Bringing up floriography and trying
to act all cool in the dark!
[14:29] TAKUMI
And why did I say it
in a foreign language?
[14:31] TAKUMI
Gross! I'm so gross!
[14:33] MIRA
I'd like to try it.
[14:34] TAKUMI
Huh?
[14:36] MIRA
Would you like to have some umeshu, too?
[14:42] REN
A blackout?
[14:44] SHOKICHI
Must be because you smacked that robot.
[14:46] REN
What?!
[14:47] MIRA
Cheers.
[14:54] MIRA
It's so good!
[14:55] TAKUMI
Vintage umeshu is a luxury drink.
[14:58] NAOSUKE
Mira!
[14:59] NAOSUKE
A Hubby has barged in!
[15:01] MIRA
Hubby?!
[15:01] NAOSUKE
Hide in there for a bit!
[15:03] TAKUMI
Huh?
[15:04] TAKUMI
Wait, what?
[15:09] NAOSUKE
Not so fast!
[15:11] SHOKICHI
Maybe it's a blown fuse.
[15:14] REN
Where's the breaker? I'll go take a look.
[15:17] SHOKICHI
Be careful.
[15:26] TERUKO
Hey.
[15:28] TERUKO
Why's it so dark in here?
[15:30] TERUKO
Power outage?
[15:32] TAKUMI
Mira-san, can I ask you something?
[15:35] MIRA
Sure.
[15:36] TAKUMI
Are you married?
[15:38] MIRA
I'm not.
[15:41] TAKUMI
Then what's with the whole widow thing?
[15:44] TAKUMI
And the guy just now had
the same voice as the man before.
[15:47] TAKUMI
Is Mira-san not actually a widow?
[15:49] MIRA
Miyasaka-san.
[15:51] TAKUMI
Y-Yes?
[15:52] MIRA
May I ask you a question too?
[15:54] TAKUMI
Sure.
[15:55] MIRA
What's for breakfast tomorrow?
[15:59] TAKUMI
Huh?
[15:59] MIRA
Ever since coming here,
[16:01] MIRA
thinking about the next day's breakfast has
been what I look forward to most.
[16:09] TAKUMI
Really?
[16:10] MIRA
Really.
[16:12] MIRA
Before I came here,
I had no time to think about food.
[16:17] MIRA
I had to live up to expectations.
[16:20] MIRA
Expectations that I'd always
make the right call.
[16:23] MIRA
Failure was not an option.
I didn't have the freedom to do anything.
[16:26] TAKUMI
You were working for a really
exploitative company, huh?
[16:29] TAKUMI
I'm glad you got out of it.
[16:31] MIRA
I can't get out.
[16:33] TAKUMI
Wait, you're still part of it?
[16:35] TAKUMI
Are you working two jobs?
Yikes. You really should quit.
[16:42] MIRA
Am I allowed to quit?
[16:45] TAKUMI
Of course you are.
[16:48] TAKUMI
You're free to live your life as you please.
[16:55] TAKUMI
What do you want for breakfast tomorrow?
[16:58] TAKUMI
Tell me what you'd like. Anything goes.
[17:03] TAKUMI
I'll make whatever you want!
[17:18] MIRA
Beans'n'rice.
[17:28] TAKUMI
Touchy-feely time!
[17:41] NAOSUKE
Tch.
[18:14] TERUKO
Mornin'.
[18:17] TERUKO
What happened to your face?
[18:19] TAKUMI
Oh, we just got a little touchy-feely.
[18:21] TERUKO
Wha?
[18:22] TAKUMI
Don't worry about it.
[18:23] TERUKO
Whoa, beans'n'rice! I love it!
[18:28] TERUKO
Let's eat.
SIGN Today's Menu
Beans'n'Rice Combo
[18:34] TAKUMI
Can I ask you something?
[18:36] TERUKO
What?
[18:36] TAKUMI
Uh... there's this widow,
but there was a man in her room.
[18:41] TAKUMI
And then some random hubby
barged in, and she had to hide.
[18:47] TAKUMI
What do you think's going on here?
[18:49] TERUKO
The heck?
[18:50] TAKUMI
I mean, uh, a friend
asked me for advice about it.
[18:55] TAKUMI
I don't really have the full picture either,
but it seems complicated.
[18:59] TERUKO
Huh. Well, the whole thing makes
no sense, but that widow's clearly...
[19:04] TAKUMI
Clearly what?
[19:06] TERUKO
Human trash.
[19:16] MIRA
Yes?
[19:17] TAKUMI
It's me, Miyasaka.
[19:24] TAKUMI
I made rice balls out of the beans'n'rice.
[19:26] TAKUMI
Have them, if you'd like.
[19:28] TAKUMI
Also, here. Medicine for a hangover.
[19:31] TAKUMI
It's more effective on a full stomach.
[19:33] MIRA
Oh, thank you for everything.
[19:36] TAKUMI
Hey...
[19:38] TAKUMI
Get well soon.
[19:41] MIRA
Thank you.
[19:50] NAOSUKE
If Her Majesty saw you now...
[19:52] MIRA
Say no more.
[19:54] NAOSUKE
The fact that a spy from Planet Hub was here
[19:56] NAOSUKE
means that they know where the key is hidden.
[19:59] NAOSUKE
We need to find it right away.
[20:01] NAOSUKE
It'd be the end of the world if a Hubby
gained the right to take Planet Wid's throne.
[20:06] MIRA
Do you know what plum blossoms
mean in floriography?
[20:09] NAOSUKE
"Floriography"?
[20:10] MIRA
Apparently, the flora of Earth
symbolize something in words.
[20:16] NAOSUKE
Oh?
[20:18] MIRA
"I'll keep my promise"?
[20:21] MIRA
What did you promise?
[20:26] MIRA
Dear Mother,
[20:28] MIRA
I trust this message finds you in good health.
[20:31] MIRA
While Earth is full of things
that are unknown to Planet Wid,
[20:35] MIRA
it appears that there are things on Wid
that I don't know either.
[20:39] MIRA
Are you familiar with someone
named Shimotakaido Tasuke?
[20:44] MIRA
Was he a Wido?
[20:47] MIRA
If he was, then what brought him to Earth?
[21:04] MIRA
This is all to obtain the key.
[21:06] MIRA
Please look into him and let me know
as soon as possible.
[21:10] TAKUMI
Mira-san.
[21:12] TAKUMI
What are you up to?
[21:14] MIRA
Oh, nothing. It's just, the stars in the sky
are so pretty tonight.
[21:18] TAKUMI
Is your hangover gone?
[21:20] MIRA
Oh, yes, more or less.
[21:23] MIRA
The medicine really helped. Thank you.
[21:25] TAKUMI
Glad to hear it.
[21:28] TAKUMI
Here.
[21:29] MIRA
Hey, I've been wanting to watch this!
[21:32] TAKUMI
I know. There's a projector in the living room,
[21:34] TAKUMI
so check it out when you have time.
[21:37] TAKUMI
Bye.
[21:37] MIRA
Let's watch it together.
[21:39] TAKUMI
Huh?
[21:39] MIRA
Oh, wait, you're really busy.
[21:42] TAKUMI
Not at all!
[21:43] TAKUMI
I have so much free time!
Let's watch it together!
[21:46] SHOIN
Mira.
[21:54] MIRA
Shoin?
[21:58] TAKUMI
Uh...
[22:00] TAKUMI
Who might you be?
[22:03] SHOIN
How I've missed you, Mira.
[22:05] MIRA
I'm so happy to see you, too.
[22:10] SHOIN
Oh, where are my manners? I am Shoin Ginger.
[22:14] SHOIN
Mira's fiancé.
[22:15] TAKUMI
What?!
SIGN Shoin Ginger shows up out of nowhere.
SIGN He's apparently Mira's fiancé, and a total stud.
SIGN Meanwhile, the Hubbies begin a spy robot mission
SIGN in order to obtain the key to the throne!
E3 - Episode 3
Source: Crunchyroll
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[00:00] TAKUMI
Here.
[00:02] MIRA
Hey, I've been wanting to watch this!
[00:05] MIRA
Let's watch it together.
[00:06] TAKUMI
Huh?
[00:07] SHOIN
Mira.
[00:15] MIRA
Shoin?
[00:19] TAKUMI
Uh...
[00:21] TAKUMI
Who might you be?
[00:24] SHOIN
How I've missed you, Mira.
[00:26] MIRA
I'm so happy to see you, too.
[00:31] SHOIN
Oh, where are my manners? I am Shoin Ginger.
[00:35] SHOIN
Mira's fiancé.
[00:36] TAKUMI
What?!
SIGN Astro Note
[02:11] MIRA
Come on, Shoin. What do you mean, "fiancé"?
[02:14] SHOIN
Hey, when we were kids, you always
used to say you would marry me.
[02:19] MIRA
That was so long ago.
[02:22] TAKUMI
Oh, just kids' talk, huh?
[02:29] MIRA
Shoin and I grew up together.
[02:31] SHOIN
It is my pleasure to make your acquaintance.
[02:35] SHOIN
And thank you for looking after Mira.
[02:37] TAKUMI
If anything, she's the one looking after me.
[02:40] SHOIN
You are...?
[02:41] TAKUMI
Miyasaka Takumi.
I'm in charge of breakfast here.
[02:45] SHOIN
Ah, so you're a chef.
[02:48] SHOIN
And what is your job here?
[02:50] TOMIHIRO
I have no job!
[02:52] SHOIN
Huh?
[02:53] TOMIHIRO
Huh?
[02:55] SHOINTOMIHIRO
Huh?
[02:57] SHOIN
Naosuke? Why are you standing like that?
[03:00] MIRA
Oh!
[03:02] MIRA
Shoin!
[03:02] MIRA
It's been so long!
[03:04] MIRA
We have much to talk about!
Let's go catch up!
[03:07] MIRA
To the front we go!
[03:18] REN
Something reeks.
[03:19] TERUKO
Yeah, reeks of "more than
just a childhood friend."
[03:22] TOMIHIRO
Indeed.
[03:26] SHOIN
You're keeping your
Planet Wid origin a secret?!
[03:28] MIRA
Shh!
[03:29] SHOIN
Oh, my apologies.
[03:31] NAOSUKE
We don't want to make the locals panic.
[03:34] NAOSUKE
I'm not pretending to be a dog
because I want to, you know.
[03:37] SHOIN
Then those people earlier were...?
[03:39] MIRA
The residents of Astro Lodge here.
[03:41] SHOIN
I assumed they were your servants.
[03:44] NAOSUKE
So, what did you come all the way
here from Planet Wid for?
[03:48] NAOSUKE
Not to sightsee, surely?
[03:51] SHOIN
Planet Hub has caught on to the fact that
Wid's next queen is looking for a key here.
[03:56] NAOSUKE
A spy was here yesterday.
[03:59] SHOIN
I'm sure there are more on the way.
[04:02] SHOIN
Have you found the key?
[04:04] MIRA
Not yet.
[04:05] SHOIN
Don't worry, Mira. I'll keep you safe.
[04:09] SHOIN
That's why I'm here.
[04:11] SHOIN
Let's look for the key together.
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[04:15] MIRA
I'll walk you.
[04:16] SHOIN
It's fine.
[04:19] SHOIN
See you.
[04:20] MIRA
Yeah.
[04:20] SHOIN
What was it you mentioned? Dora...
[04:22] MIRA
Dorayaki.
[04:23] SHOIN
Ah, yes, dorayaki.
[04:25] MIRA
Yes, dorayaki.
[04:35] TOMIHIRO
You holed up awfully long in your room
together, just the two of you.
[04:38] MIRA
Naosuke was with us, too.
[04:40] TERUKO
What did you do?
[04:41] MIRA
What do you mean, what?
[04:43] TERUKO
Ah, you did it.
[04:44] TOMIHIRO
Did the deed.
[04:46] MIRA
What the heck?
[04:47] TOMIHIRO
"Ah, yes, dorayaki." What's up with that?
[04:50] MIRA
Huh? He asked me what
was good to eat in town,
[04:53] MIRA
so I told him the dorayaki
at the arcade is pretty yummy.
[04:56] TERUKO
Did he come from somewhere with
no dorayaki? Wait, is he a foreigner?
[05:00] MIRA
Huh? Uh, I guess.
[05:02] TOMIHIRO
You said you grew up together.
Does that mean you're from overseas too?
[05:08] TERUKO
Where?
[05:12] MIRA
U... K?
[05:13] TERUKO
UK? The United Kingdom?!
[05:16] TERUKO
He's from England?
[05:18] TOMIHIRO
What's his job? What does he do?
[05:20] MIRA
Uh, back home, he runs
a natural energy business.
[05:24] TERUKO
An entrepreneur?!
[05:25] TOMIHIRO
How much does he make?
[05:26] TERUKO
Why'd he come here?
[05:27] TOMIHIRO
What's his net worth?
[05:30] MIRA
What's with the interrogation?!
[05:32] MIRA
Knock it off already!
[05:38] TERUKO
An Englishman and an entrepreneur.
Attractive and loaded.
[05:41] TAKUMI
Wha? What's your point?
[05:43] TOMIHIRO
I'm sorry for your loss.
[05:47] NAOSUKE
"I'll keep you safe," my ass.
[05:49] NAOSUKE
I can't believe how corny he is.
[05:52] MIRA
You've always been Shoin's harshest critic.
[05:56] NAOSUKE
I'm just the type of guy who can't
stand hot, rich, and nice guys.
[06:02] MIRA
What have you got there?
[06:07] NAOSUKE
A security camera.
[06:08] NAOSUKE
You know how breakfast
keeps going missing lately?
[06:11] MIRA
Isn't that your doing?
[06:14] NAOSUKE
I would never stoop so low as to steal
food off someone else's table!
[06:17] NAOSUKE
Lies and slander, I say!
[06:19] MIRA
Then who's doing it?
[06:24] NAOSUKE
I'm going to find whoever it is with
this and catch them red-handed.
[06:28] MIRA
Could it be... a ghost?
[06:30] NAOSUKE
Wha?
SIGN The True Horror Stories Series
Paranormal Phenomena
[06:32] MIRA
It seems some spirits stay in
the mortal realm out of intense regret.
[06:35] MIRA
The people of Earth call them "ghosts."
[06:37] NAOSUKE
Where'd you get that book?
[06:39] MIRA
Ren-kun lent it to me.
[06:41] NAOSUKE
I get the feeling life on Earth
is draining your IQ.
[06:45] NAOSUKE
We must find the key
and return to Wid at once.
[06:49] MIRA
Maybe it's Tasuke-san's ghost.
[06:53] NAOSUKE
Ridiculous.
[06:55] NAOSUKE
Ghosts can't be real!
[06:57] MIRA
But what if they are?
[07:02] NAOSUKE
If it is him, we can ask him
where the key is. That works out.
[07:14] NAOSUKE
Around here should be fine.
[07:42] REN
You're not really a dog, are you?
[07:45] REN
I know your secret.
[07:48] REN
Hold it!
[07:58] REN
Huh?
[08:00] REN
Naosuke?
[08:09] REN
That's weird.
[08:13] REN
Naosuke?
[08:24] ALL
Let's eat!
[08:33] MIRA
Ketchup?
[08:34] SHOKICHI
Ketchup for the whites. Salt for the yolk.
[08:38] MIRA
Oh?
[08:39] TERUKO
I'm on Team Soy Sauce.
[08:49] TERUKO
Yum!
[09:02] MIRA
Delicious.
[09:07] MIRA
My, look at the time.
[09:09] MIRA
Shokichi-san, will you be here around noon?
[09:12] SHOKICHI
Yeah.
[09:13] MIRA
If we get any deliveries,
could you receive them for me?
[09:16] SHOKICHI
Sure.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Today's Menu
- Sunny Side Up
- Miso Soup
[09:17] TERUKO
Going out again?
[09:19] MIRA
Yeah.
[09:20] TERUKO
A date?!
[09:21] MIRA
It's not like that.
[09:23] TERUKO
But, hey, you've been coming home late
ever since your fiancé showed up.
[09:27] MIRA
He's not my fiancé.
[09:29] MIRA
Anyway, Shokichi-san, take care of it.
[09:32] SHOKICHI
I will.
[09:33] MIRA
Thanks for the meal.
[09:37] TAKUMI
If wishes can come true,
[09:39] TAKUMI
I wish to be the grain of rice on her cheek.
[09:44] TAKUMI
Yeah, Mira-san's been going out
a lot more ever since that guy arrived.
[09:49] TAKUMI
Mira-san...
[09:50] TAKUMI
Are you meeting up with him?
[09:55] MIRA
Did I keep you waiting?
[09:56] SHOIN
Not at all.
[09:58] MIRA
Great.
[09:59] TAKUMI
Mira-san.
[10:09] TAKUMI
Mira-san!
[10:14] TAKUMI
Maybe she's going out for work?
[10:16] TAKUMI
She did say she was also working
for some exploitative company.
[10:20] TAKUMI
Yep, that's it. That's gotta be it.
[10:47] MIRA
Good evening.
[10:49] TAKUMI
Oh, did you just get back?
[10:51] MIRA
Yeah.
[10:52] TAKUMI
Welcome home.
[10:53] MIRA
Thanks. What about you?
[10:57] MIRA
What's with that?
[10:59] TAKUMI
Oh...
[11:00] TAKUMI
Er... I had this sudden urge to drink
some barley tea in the fresh air outside.
[11:05] MIRA
Is that so?
[11:06] TAKUMI
Oh, would you like to join...
[11:13] MIRA
I'm beat.
[11:16] NAOSUKE
How'd it go? Learn anything?
[11:21] NAOSUKE
Too bad.
[11:23] MIRA
There was too much data to go through.
[11:27] MIRA
Where did you put the key, Tasuke-san?
[11:31] ---
[12:04] REN
You're lucky.
[12:07] REN
You can get through life
just pretending to be a dog.
[12:12] TAKUMI
Mira-san.
[12:20] TAKUMI
Oh, why I'm dressed like this?
[12:22] TAKUMI
I had an interview today. Do I look weird?
[12:25] MIRA
Not at all. You look great.
[12:28] TAKUMI
How about you?
On your way back from work?
[12:30] MIRA
Huh?
[12:31] TAKUMI
When we drank that umeshu,
you mentioned you were working another job.
[12:36] TAKUMI
You've been going out a lot lately.
I was wondering if it was for work.
[12:40] MIRA
Oh, yeah.
[12:44] TAKUMI
Hey! "You've been going out a lot lately"?
[12:47] TAKUMI
Way to make it sound like
you've been stalking her!
[12:50] TAKUMI
I bet she's thinking,
"Yikes, this dude is creepy"!
[12:54] MIRA
Gosh! Did I really say that when I was drunk?
[12:58] MIRA
I don't remember it at all.
[12:59] MIRA
Alcohol is so scary.
[13:03] TAKUMI
We're home.
[13:08] TAKUMI
What's up, Ren-kun?
[13:11] REN
N-Nothing.
[13:15] REN
Hey!
SIGN Notice Regarding the Spring Term Field Trip
[13:18] MIRA
A field trip notice?
[13:21] TAKUMI
You're going to Enoshima?
[13:23] REN
Yeah...
[13:24] TAKUMI
What, you don't want to go?
[13:25] REN
I mean, I'll need to take lunch.
[13:29] MIRA
Lunch?
[13:30] REN
My friends' parents make
all their lunches to bring.
[13:34] REN
But you know my pops.
He's not going to do that for me.
[13:37] REN
For the last field trip, I had to take
rice balls from the convenience store.
[13:41] REN
And the one before, bread
from the convenience store.
[13:43] TAKUMI
Oh, is that it?
[13:47] TAKUMI
Don't worry. I'll make you
a super-delish lunch box.
[13:51] REN
For real?
[13:52] TAKUMI
For real.
[13:53] REN
For reals real? You mean it?
[13:54] TAKUMI
For reals real. I mean that.
[13:56] REN
A regular one, okay?
[13:58] TAKUMI
I know. It'll be super regular.
[14:00] REN
With omelet?
[14:01] TAKUMI
You got it.
[14:02] REN
And wieners!
[14:03] TAKUMI
Very well. I'll make them octopus-shaped.
[14:06] REN
Woo-hoo!
[14:11] TAKUMI
Don't get dizzy, now.
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[14:18] TOMIHIRO
Thanks for doing this, Miyasaka-kun.
[14:20] TOMIHIRO
I'll remember this for as long as I remember.
[14:23] TAKUMI
All good, all good.
[14:32] TAKUMI
That should do it.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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- Sunny Side Up
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[14:34] TOMIHIRO
Do you have your hanky and your tissues?
[14:36] REN
Yeah!
[14:38] REN
Where's the lunch box?
[14:39] TAKUMI
It's right there.
[14:42] REN
Where?
[14:43] TAKUMI
Right... Huh?
[14:47] TAKUMI
That's weird. I put it right there.
[14:50] MIRA
What's wrong?
[14:52] TAKUMI
Well, the lunch box I left here went miss—
[14:55] TAKUMI
Wait, don't tell me...
[14:57] TAKUMI
Not you again, Naosuke.
[15:10] REN
Money, please. I'll buy some rice balls
from the convenience store.
[15:16] MIRA
It's okay. I promise I'll bring you
your lunch box by lunchtime.
[15:22] REN
For real?
[15:23] MIRA
For reals real. I mean it, for real.
[15:25] MIRA
So go have fun on your field trip.
[15:29] REN
Okay.
[15:31] REN
I'm off.
[15:32] MIRA
Take care!
[15:38] MIRA
Miyasaka-san!
[15:39] MIRA
Please prepare another lunch box!
[15:42] TAKUMI
Sure thing!
SIGN Notice Regarding the Spring Term Field Trip
[15:47] TOMIHIRO
It says here they'll be
eating lunch at Katase Beach.
[15:51] MIRA
Where is that?
[15:53] MIRA
Come show me the way, Wakabayashi-san.
[15:55] MIRA
I've never been to Enoshima.
[15:59] TOMIHIRO
I'm afraid I can't.
[16:02] TOMIHIRO
I would love to do this for my beloved kid,
[16:05] TOMIHIRO
but I've got work in the afternoon.
[16:07] TOMIHIRO
Can you go instead, Miyasaka-kun?
[16:10] TOMIHIRO
Now we're even for the lunch box.
[16:13] TOMIHIRO
Enjoy your date in Enoshima on the way back.
[16:15] TAKUMI
Wha?!
[16:16] MIRA
Let's go, Miyasaka-san.
[16:19] TAKUMI
O-Okay.
[16:20] MIRA
We're off!
[16:24] TAKUMI
Katase Beach is around here, it seems.
[16:28] TAKUMI
She's so close.
[16:28] MIRA
Will we make it?
[16:30] TAKUMI
With ease, if we take the rapid express.
[16:42] MYSTERYVOICE
Is she transporting something?
[16:45] MYSTERYVOICE
Is it the key? After her!
[16:47] STATIONSTAFFPA
We expect service to resume a little past noon.
[16:52] MIRA
What do we do?
[16:53] TAKUMI
How else can we get there?!
[16:55] SHOIN
Mira!
[16:56] MIRA
Shoin?
[16:57] TAKUMI
Huh?
[17:00] SHOIN
The Hubbies are on the move.
Head to the shelter in my place—
[17:03] MIRA
Shoin, take us to Enoshima!
[17:05] SHOIN
"Enoshima"?
[17:06] MIRA
Hurry!
[17:07] SHOIN
Got it.
[17:09] SHOIN
Hop in.
[17:11] TAKUMI
Get in the back, Mira-san.
[17:14] TAKUMI
Please hurry. There's no time.
[17:21] TAKUMI
I'll look up the route.
[17:22] TAKUMI
Er... We're here right now...
[17:24] SHOIN
To Enoshima, please.
[17:25] AI
Enoshima? Understood.
[17:37] SHOIN
Can you get us to Katase Beach by 12?
[17:40] AI
It's possible. Current ETA is 11:56:40.
[17:45] MIRA
That's cutting it close.
Can't we get there a bit earlier?
[17:49] SHOIN
Can you get us there by 11:30?
[17:51] AI
Understood. Changing speeds.
[17:54] MIRA
Phew. Thanks, Shoin.
[17:57] SHOIN
No problem.
[18:12] MIRA
No! The lunch box!
[18:13] TAKUMI
Huh?
[18:14] SHOIN
Lunch box?!
[18:15] TAKUMI
A kite?!
[18:17] MIRA
Enemy attack! Don't let it get away!
[18:19] SHOIN
Cancel self-driving! Switch to manual mode!
[18:22] AI
Understood.
[18:56] TAKUMI
Ugh. I feel sick...
[19:07] TAKUMI
Mira-san!
[19:11] TAKUMI
Screw you, birdbrain!
[19:12] TAKUMI
Get lost!
[19:14] MIRA
Miyasaka-san!
[19:18] TAKUMI
Ow!
[19:19] TAKUMI
Wait, timeout!
[19:28] SHOIN
Are you okay?
[19:31] MIRA
Miyasaka-san! Are you all right?
[19:34] TAKUMI
I'm okay.
[19:38] TAKUMI
I'm anything but okay.
[19:40] TAKUMI
An English entrepreneur who is hot,
rich, and strong to boot?
[19:47] TAKUMI
You can't just spring that on me, damn it.
[19:55] TEACHER
All right, it's time for lunch.
[20:01] HARUTO
Where do you wanna eat?
[20:03] GIRL 1
How about there?
[20:04] HARUTO
Where do you wanna eat, Ren?
[20:06] HARUTO
We'll miss out on the good spots
if we don't hurry.
[20:09] REN
Y-Yeah...
[20:10] MIRA
Ren-kun!
[20:20] MIRA
Here's your lunch.
[20:23] REN
Thanks.
[20:25] GIRL 1
Who's that, Ren-kun?
[20:27] GIRL 2
Your mom and dad?
[20:28] TAKUMI
Wrong!
[20:29] GIRL 2
Who's this dude?
[20:31] REN
Our cook.
[20:32] TAKUMI
Listen, kid.
[20:34] TAKUMI
Don't say it like that.
[20:50] MIRA
Ren-kun looks overjoyed.
[20:52] TAKUMI
That's great.
[20:55] TAKUMI
Not that bird again!
[20:56] TAKUMI
Watch out, kids!
That bird's coming to steal your lunch!
[21:00] TAKUMI
Protect the lunches your mom and dad
woke up early to make for you!
[21:07] TAKUMI
Go away!
[21:09] TAKUMI
Actually, come here!
Let me see you for a second!
[21:09] SHOIN
Your chef is a lively fellow, Mira.
It's fun watching him.
[21:15] MIRA
Yeah. There's never a boring
moment with him around.
[21:20] KID
Wait, wait!
[21:29] MIRA
We'll be leaving now, Ren-kun.
[21:34] MIRA
Ren-kun?
[21:38] TAKUMI
She's cute. Do you like her?
[21:40] REN
It's not like that!
[21:43] TAKUMI
Must be his first crush.
[21:45] MIRA
Huh?
[21:46] TAKUMI
Ah, puppy love.
[22:06] NAOSUKE
Are you kidding me?!
[22:14] NAOSUKE
Eek!
SIGN A breakfast-stealing ghost is haunting Astro Lodge.
SIGN Takumi and gang try to uncover its secret.
SIGN And then, Takumi and Mira make huge progress?
SIGN Whoa, we're getting romcom-y in here!
E4 - Episode 4
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[00:00] NAOSUKE
Are you kidding me?!
SIGN Astro Note
[01:51] TAKUMI
She's a widow.
[01:53] TAKUMI
And I hear some man in her room talking to her.
[01:56] TAKUMI
She hides when some hubby shows up,
[01:59] TAKUMI
and now some self-proclaimed fiancé
appears out of nowhere.
[02:03] TAKUMI
Mira-san...
[02:04] TAKUMI
Listing off just the facts I know
clearly makes her seem like...
[02:10] (Flashback) TERUKO
Human trash.
[02:11] TAKUMI
But why am I spending so much time
agonizing over such "trash"?
[02:17] TAKUMI
Mira-san.
[02:19] TAKUMI
Mira-san...
[02:21] TAKUMI
Mira-san!
[02:34] TAKUMI
What is this?
[02:36] MIRA
You know how people's breakfasts
have been going missing?
[02:40] MIRA
If it really was Naosuke's doing,
I had to make things right.
[02:44] MIRA
So I set up a camera
to monitor the dining room,
[02:47] MIRA
which captured this... thing.
[02:51] MIRA
What do you think it is?
[02:55] TAKUMI
A ghost?
[02:56] MIRA
You think so too?
[02:57] TAKUMI
Well, I don't know about that,
but they're definitely dangerous.
[03:03] MIRA
What should I do?
[03:05] TAKUMI
The obvious move is to call the police,
[03:08] TAKUMI
but if it really turns out
to be a ghost, then...
[03:11] MIRA
What then?
[03:12] TAKUMI
People will say Astro Lodge is haunted,
which will destroy its rep.
[03:17] MIRA
Oh, no...
[03:20] TAKUMI
Hey, wait. Is Mira-san turning
to me for help right now?
[03:26] TAKUMI
Have you told the others about this?
[03:29] MIRA
Not yet.
[03:30] TAKUMI
Not even your fiancé?
[03:31] MIRA
Shoin's not my fiancé.
[03:34] MIRA
Also, this has nothing to do with him.
[03:39] TAKUMI
Let's go!
[03:40] TAKUMI
Let me handle this, Mira-san.
[03:43] TAKUMI
They may be a ghost, they may be dangerous...
[03:45] TAKUMI
But that breakfast thief is gonna pay.
[03:47] TAKUMI
I'll catch them and make sure of it!
[03:54] TAKUMI
See you tomorrow morning.
[03:56] MIRA
Yeah. Good luck.
[04:01] TAKUMI
Mira-san's counting on me!
Me, and nobody else!
[04:10] NAOSUKE
Why him, of all people?
[04:12] NAOSUKE
Even among the mammals, he's awfully weak.
[04:16] MIRA
I mean, he's the one making those breakfasts.
[04:20] NAOSUKE
I don't know...
[04:23] NAOSUKE
if he can handle it.
[04:24] MIRA
He said he had a plan.
[04:27] NAOSUKE
Yeah, but he's a moron.
[04:28] MIRA
You meanie. How about
you catch the thief, then?
[04:33] NAOSUKE
Are they really a thief, though?
[04:35] MIRA
Huh? Wait, do you think it's a ghost, too?
[04:38] NAOSUKE
O-Of course not! Don't be ridiculous!
SIGN The True Horror Stories Series
Paranormal Phenomena
[04:49] NAOSUKE
G-Gho...
[05:13] TAKUMI
They always make their move before
or after breakfast time, never during.
[05:18] TAKUMI
I'll lure them out with this aroma
and catch them in the act.
[05:21] MIRA
What is that?
[05:22] TAKUMI
Soup curry.
[05:24] MIRA
Soup curry?
[05:25] TAKUMI
I've packed it full of veggies—
carrot, potato, eggplant, okra—
[05:28] TAKUMI
and used lots of tomato in the soup
to make it mild enough for breakfast.
[05:33] MIRA
Wow, that sounds delicious!
[05:35] TAKUMI
Ow!
[05:38] MIRA
Th-The bowl's filled to the brim
with that soup, huh?
[05:41] TAKUMI
Oho! You've got a keen eye.
[05:44] TAKUMI
The soup curry's aroma
will lure the thief here.
[05:48] TAKUMI
And it looks delicious.
[05:50] TAKUMI
The thief will try to take it away,
but it's piping hot and filled to the brim.
[05:54] TAKUMI
They won't be able to grab it
and run like before.
[05:57] TAKUMI
That's when we jump out and capture them!
[06:01] TAKUMI
There's a chance they'll try
to escape with it anyway.
[06:05] TAKUMI
But rest assured.
[06:07] TAKUMI
Could anyone run away with that bowl
without spilling the soup at all?
[06:12] TAKUMI
Nay! It is impossible, I say!
[06:14] TAKUMI
As long as we follow the soup trail,
we'll find the thief for sure!
[06:20] MIRA
Is that your plan?
[06:22] TAKUMI
Sure is!
Let's make sure we catch them!
[06:24] MIRA
R-Right.
[06:26] TAKUMI
Shh. They're here.
[06:35] TAKUMI
Now!
[06:44] MIRA
They're gone.
[06:45] TAKUMI
I-It's okay. Let's just follow the trail.
[06:50] TAKUMI
Huh? No way.
[06:53] TAKUMI
Not a single drop?!
[06:55] MIRA
The soup curry's gone without a trace.
[06:58] TAKUMI
Could it be?
[07:00] TERUKO
Mornin'.
[07:01] MIRA
Is it really a ghost?
[07:03] TERUKO
What're you talking about?
[07:04] TAKUMI
Oh, but they did get burned, right?
[07:07] TAKUMI
They went, like, "Hot, hot!"
[07:09] TAKUMI
What kind of ghost does that?
[07:11] TERUKO
Seriously, what is this about?
[07:16] MIRA
Naosuke? What's wrong?
[07:20] TAKUMI
I think Naosuke caught a scent!
[07:22] TAKUMI
Nice job, police dog Naosuke! This way?
[07:27] TERUKO
Someone fill me in.
[07:34] TAKUMI
In here?
[07:38] TAKUMI
In here?
[07:41] MIRA
This must be it.
[07:48] TERUKO
What?!
[07:54] TERUKO
Wait, are you seriously going?
[08:01] TERUKO
What even is this place?
[08:02] TOMIHIRO
How creepy.
[08:03] TAKUMI
Whoa! That scared me!
[08:05] TERUKO
Wakabayashi-san? When did you get here?
[08:07] TOMIHIRO
Why is it so cold in here?
[08:09] TOMIHIRO
I'm getting the chills.
We're definitely going to see one.
[08:12] TERUKO
See what?
[08:14] TOMIHIRO
A ghost, that's what.
[08:16] TOMIHIRO
Believe it or not, I have a sixth sense
that lets me see dead people.
[08:20] TERUKO
Oh, please.
[08:23] TOMIHIRO
You've been possessed
by a ghost, Miyasaka-kun!
[08:26] TOMIHIRO
Let me exorcise it for you.
[08:30] TOMIHIRO
I'll do it at a special neighbors'
discount—only 10,000 yen!
[08:34] TAKUMI
Please drop the scam artist act.
[08:42] MIRA
Dead end.
[08:47] MIRA
There's something here.
[08:48] TAKUMI
What?
[08:51] TERUKO
What is that noise?
[08:53] TOMIHIRO
It's a ghost, like I said.
[08:54] TAKUMI
Seriously, knock it off.
[09:09] AOI
Ow, hot.
[09:20] MIRA
Who are you?
[09:23] AOI
I'm Kamimachi Aoi.
[09:25] MIRA
What are you doing here?
[09:27] AOI
I live here.
[09:29] ALL
Huh?
[09:30] TAKUMI
Wait, is this...
[09:38] TERUKO
There was a room here?
[09:44] MIRA
So you live in Room 7?
[09:49] TOMIHIRO
Since when?
[09:51] TERUKO
Don't tell me you were here before me.
[09:55] MIRA
Were you here before I took over?
[09:59] TERUKO
Did you know about this, Wakabayashi-san?
[10:02] TOMIHIRO
Not a clue.
[10:02] SHOKICHI
Oh, Aoi-chan. Long time no see.
[10:05] MIRA
You know her, Shokichi-san?
[10:08] SHOKICHI
Yeah, I met her when Tasuke-san
brought her here.
[10:11] TERUKO
Oh, Tasuke-san did?
[10:13] TERUKO
Here I thought she was just squatting.
[10:17] SHOKICHI
Yeah, right.
[10:20] TOMIHIRO
Well, Tasuke-san was prone
to this sort of thing.
[10:23] MIRA
Uh, so what's the meaning of this?
[10:26] MIRA
Tasuke-san was the previous landlord, right?
[10:28] SHOKICHI
Yeah, and he was the sort of man
who couldn't ignore someone in need.
[10:35] TERUKO
Including us.
[10:36] TERUKO
He helped us out and gave us a place to live.
[10:39] TOMIHIRO
If it weren't for him,
[10:41] TOMIHIRO
my son and I would be dead in a ditch by now.
[10:44] SHOKICHI
Aoi-chan is just a little bit shy, you see.
[10:49] SHOKICHI
So Tasuke-san modified Room 7 to be
accessible without running into people.
[10:56] SHOKICHI
Right?
[10:59] MIRA
So you were taking the breakfasts because...
[11:03] AOI
...breakfast is the foundation of life.
SIGN Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[11:06] MIRA
Huh?
[11:08] AOI
That's what Tasuke-san always said.
[11:10] AOI
I didn't realize most of you
didn't even know I was here.
[11:15] AOI
I just thought you were leaving food
out for me as an act of kindness.
[11:19] TOMIHIRO
Sorry! I eat breakfast late,
as the unemployed are wont to do.
[11:25] TERUKO
I'm not sure that's a thing.
[11:28] MIRA
This would never have happened
if I'd checked up on all the details.
[11:33] MIRA
I apologize.
[11:36] TAKUMI
But how did you manage to carry
that brimming bowl of soup curry?
[11:41] AOI
On a tray.
[11:42] TAKUMI
Still, it'd take some skill
to not spill a single drop of it.
[11:46] AOI
I used to be a waitress.
[11:49] TAKUMI
Huh... You must've been great at your job.
[11:53] MIRA
May I ask something?
Where was Tasuke-san from?
[11:56] TERUKO
Like, his hometown?
[11:58] TERUKO
Aomori, I think.
[12:00] TERUKO
He once shared some apples with me,
saying his relatives sent him a package.
[12:04] TOMIHIRO
Wait, not Kagoshima?
[12:06] TOMIHIRO
I feel like he told me he had the same
hometown as Saigo Takamori.
[12:09] SHOKICHI
He was a mysterious man who
never revealed much about himself.
[12:19] REN
I'm home.
[12:20] TOMIHIRO
Welcome back, Ren. Let me introduce you.
[12:23] TOMIHIRO
This is Room 7's...
[12:25] TOMIHIRO
Huh?
[12:26] TOMIHIRO
She's gone.
[12:27] TERUKO
Uh, no. I'm pretty sure
she's right there in Room 7.
[12:34] SHOIN
Wow, you had another resident?
[12:37] MIRA
Yeah. That building is full of mysteries.
[12:40] MIRA
It might have more doors and hallways
that aren't on the plans.
[12:43] MIRA
I wonder how Tasuke-san
built that hidden hallway.
[12:48] MIRA
I asked the residents about him,
but it didn't help much.
[12:52] MIRA
I can't even tell if he was
an Earthling or a Wido.
SIGN Nishi-Taishido Law Offices
[12:57] SHOIN
Is this where we'll find Tasuke-san's lawyer?
[13:01] MIRA
Yeah. Thanks, I'll be fine by myself.
[13:05] SHOIN
Oh, no. I can't let Your Highness handle
a matter of planetary importance all alone.
[13:10] MIRA
Onward ho, then.
[13:13] KAORI
I'm sorry. I'm afraid I know nothing
about Shimotakaido Tasuke-san.
[13:19] MIRA
Is that so...
[13:23] MIRA
Sorry to bother you when you're so busy.
[13:27] KAORI
Sunny-side up.
[13:29] MIRA
What?
[13:30] KAORI
And I loved the rice with tofu and seaweed.
[13:34] KAORI
You see, I used to live there back
when it was still called Asunaro Lodge.
[13:39] MIRA
Really?
[13:40] KAORI
Let me tell you a story about myself.
[13:44] KAORI
A long time ago, when I was
studying for the bar exam,
[13:47] KAORI
Asunaro Lodge's breakfasts gave me
the strength to keep going.
[13:51] KAORI
I owe Tasuke-san a great debt of gratitude.
[13:54] KAORI
He once said that if he were to die
[13:57] KAORI
and someone came along
asking to buy Asunaro Lodge,
[14:01] KAORI
I was to avoid selling it
while it still had tenants.
[14:05] KAORI
But if a lady showed up with this crest,
[14:10] KAORI
he wanted me to hand over
all rights to the lodge to her.
[14:16] SHOIN
Is that...
[14:17] KAORI
I doubted if such a lady would
ever come, but then one day...
[14:23] KAORI
There you were! I couldn't believe my eyes!
[14:30] KAORI
The end.
[14:32] SHOIN
That settles it.
Shimotakaido Tasuke was a Wido.
[14:36] SHOIN
He must've spent his days on Earth
waiting for us to come pick him up.
[14:39] MIRA
But how did he come all the way to Earth?
[14:43] MIRA
A Wido...
[14:44] OBACHAN
My! Ohoho!
[14:45] MIRA
We can't talk about it here, so let's go
somewhere we can get some privacy.
[14:49] OBACHAN
Aww, caught red-faced!
[14:52] MIRA
I'm back.
[14:54] MIRA
What's the matter?
[14:56] TOMIHIRO
We thought we'd throw
a welcoming party for Aoi-chan.
[14:59] TERUKO
We never got to before, and it's
the perfect excuse to hit the booze.
[15:05] MIRA
We're about to hold a welcoming party for you.
[15:08] MIRA
If you don't mind, would you like to join us?
[15:15] TOMIHIRO
Should we try going in?
[15:17] MIRA
Can we?
[15:19] TERUKO
Huh? It's locked.
[15:21] TOMIHIRO
Our foe is quite steadfast.
[15:23] MIRA
She isn't our foe.
[15:25] TERUKO
Let's party in Miyasaka-kun's room, then.
[15:27] TAKUMI
What? Why?!
[15:29] TERUKO
She might show up
if she hears us enjoying ourselves.
[15:31] TERUKO
Like Amaterasu from the Amano-Iwato cave.
[15:33] TAKUMI
Okay, but why my room?
[15:35] TOMIHIRO
It'd be nice to drink
somewhere new for a change.
[15:39] TAKUMI
Why can't we go to Matsubara-san's room?
[15:41] TAKUMI
Ow!
[15:42] TERUKO
Do you really think you can get access
to an idol's room that easily?
[15:45] TOMIHIRO
We'll be waiting, Aoi-chan!
[15:48] TERUKO
Your key, Miyasaka-kun.
[15:50] TAKUMI
Why is this happening to me?
[15:53] ALL
Cheers!
[16:00] TERUKO
Come on, drink up!
[16:07] SHOKICHI
What are you doing, Ren?
[16:09] REN
I'm the only one who hasn't seen her.
[16:11] SHOKICHI
Staring at her door isn't going to make her
any more willing to come out.
[16:16] SHOKICHI
Come over here.
[16:21] TAKUMI
Hey, don't touch my stuff.
[16:24] TERUKO
Where're your porn mags, dude?
[16:26] TAKUMI
I don't have any. And porn mags?
[16:29] TAKUMI
Are you really 23?
[16:33] TOMIHIRO
What is this?
[16:35] TOMIHIRO
"Battle of the Chefs Winner"?
[16:38] TAKUMI
Oh, that was when I was
a cook back at the hotel.
[16:41] TAKUMI
I won a competition for
young-and-upcoming chefs.
[16:45] MIRA
Wow, that's awesome!
[16:47] TERUKO
Is it real?
[16:48] TERUKO
I don't see your name on it.
[16:50] TERUKO
You probably got it to fool any girls
who step into your room.
[16:53] TAKUMI
What are you talking about?
[16:54] TOMIHIRO
My, what might this be?
[16:56] TERUKO
I got it when I won a competition.
[16:58] TOMIHIRO
Wow, that's so cool!
[17:00] TERUKOTOMIHIRO
Is that your game?
[17:01] TAKUMI
It's not like that!
[17:04] TAKUMI
Where'd I put it?
[17:06] TAKUMI
Found it!
[17:08] TAKUMI
This is me.
[17:10] TOMIHIRO
It is, too.
[17:11] TERUKO
You didn't shop this, did you?
[17:13] TAKUMI
Why would I?!
[17:15] TAKUMI
Anyway, it's not a big deal
because it was only for rookie chefs,
[17:20] TAKUMI
but I was the youngest to ever win it.
[17:26] TAKUMI
What's wrong?
[17:28] MIRA
Oh, sorry for going through your stuff.
[17:31] TAKUMI
Ah, that's the movie we were going to watch.
[17:35] MIRA
I knew it.
[17:37] MIRA
It looks like fun.
[17:49] SPESSGORL
I will defend the universe with my fists!
[17:52] SPESSGORL
My love goes Big Bang!
[18:08] MIRA
That was great.
[18:10] TAKUMI
They're showing Space Girl 2
in cinemas right now.
[18:13] MIRA
Wow, I'd like to see that too.
[18:15] TAKUMI
Shall we go, then?
[18:16] MIRA
I'd love to!
[18:18] TAKUMI
Mira-san, Mira-san...
[18:20] TAKUMI
Mira-san!
SIGN 35th Annual Battle of the Chefs Results Announced!
Miyasaka Takumi Becomes Youngest Ever to Win Grand Prize!
SIGN Space Girl 2
SIGN Space Girl 2
[18:55] MIRA
What was that breakfast dish they were
eating in the middle of the movie?
[19:03] TAKUMI
Eggs Benedict, I think.
[19:06] MIRA
Eggs Benedict... It looked really delicious.
[19:10] TAKUMI
Shall I make it for you sometime?
[19:12] MIRA
Would you really?!
[19:13] TAKUMI
Of course.
[19:14] MIRA
Yay!
[19:16] MIRA
You know...
[19:18] MIRA
I love the breakfasts you make
more than anything in the universe.
SIGN Heat before you eat
SIGN Miyasaka
[20:00] (Flashback) MIRA
I love the breakfasts you make
more than anything in the universe.
[20:07] (Flashback) MIRA
I love the breakfasts you make
more than anything in the universe.
[20:14] (Flashback) MIRA
I love the breakfasts you make
more than anything in the universe!
[20:20] (Flashback) MIRA
I love you more than anything in the universe.
[20:33] OBACHAN
Dearie me, someone's in a good mood.
[20:37] OBACHAN
What's the good news? Did you win the lottery?
[20:41] TAKUMI
Oh, no.
[20:43] OBACHAN
Speaking of which,
Yamada-san over in 4-chome
[20:46] OBACHAN
won a million yen in the Year-End
Jumbo Lottery last year.
[20:50] TAKUMI
Crap! I got dragged into the
old bat's nonsense again!
[20:50] OBACHAN
He's keeping it a secret from his wife.
They're on the verge of divorce.
[20:54] OBACHAN
Must be so hard.
[20:56] OBACHAN
What, you bought some leek?
[20:58] OBACHAN
Speaking of leek...
[20:59] TAKUMI
Huh, what are the odds?
[21:02] TAKUMI
Oh, no. Looks like it's about to rain.
[21:05] TAKUMI
My laundry's in danger. I should hurry.
[21:09] OBACHAN
Before you go, what's this I hear
about Mira-chan having a fiancé?
[21:13] TAKUMI
He's not her fiancé, just her childhood friend.
[21:18] OBACHAN
Oh, listen to yourself.
[21:20] OBACHAN
I saw them going in together, you know.
[21:25] TAKUMI
Going in where?
[21:26] OBACHAN
A love hotel.
[21:29] OBACHAN
That new one on the outskirts.
[21:33] OBACHAN
And not just once or twice.
[21:36] OBACHAN
Last week, it was pretty much
every day around this time.
[21:41] OBACHAN
A love hotel, in broad daylight!
[21:45] OBACHAN
Must be nice to be young.
[21:47] OBACHAN
Sweet rendezvous in the suite! Hah!
[21:54] TAKUMI
What am I even doing?
SIGN The ghost is really Kamimachi Aoi from Room 7.
SIGN Is... Is Aoi in love with Takumi?
SIGN Takumi, meanwhile, is in mourning after the love hotel scene.
SIGN For some reason, he starts drying a whole bunch of squid...
E5 - Episode 5
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[00:03] HARUTO
Mom said I can spend money on my game if
I get at least a 90 on the cram school test.
[00:09] HARUTO
You have to spend to get
the items you really want.
[00:17] CUTEGIRL
Good morning!
[00:18] GIRL1
Morning.
[00:20] GIRL2
Morning.
[00:21] GIRL2
You're wearing another cute outfit.
[00:22] CUTEGIRL
Oh, come on.
[00:22] GIRL2
I mean it!
SIGN Astro Note
SIGN A
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[01:58] TERUKO
Mornin'.
[01:59] MIRA
Good morning.
[02:00] SHOKICHI
Morning.
[02:02] MIRATERUKO
Let's eat.
[02:10] SHOKICHI
Here. It's lacking flavor, huh?
[02:12] TERUKO
Right? I thought my taste buds
had died or something.
[02:15] TERUKO
Freaked me out!
[02:16] MIRA
Did Miyasaka-san make this?
[02:19] SHOKICHI
Of course.
[02:23] MIRA
I wonder if something's wrong.
[02:25] SHOKICHI
Oh, something's wrong, all right. With him.
[02:31] TERUKA
Whatcha doing?
[02:33] TAKUMI
Drying the squid we got from a neighbor.
[02:37] TAKUMI
A tentalizing surfeit of squid for supper...
[02:40] TAKUMI
Ink about it.
[02:42] TAKUMI
Are you a squid?
[02:44] TAKUMI
Inkdubitably!
[02:50] TERUKO
What's he kraken up for?
[02:52] SHOKICHI
Something must've shook him to his very core.
[03:04] TERUKO
Isn't this girl inkredibly cute?
[03:07] TAKUMI
Huh? Is this you, Matsubara-san?
[03:09] TERUKO
I didn't mean me.
[03:12] TERUKO
Her. She's in the same department
as me at my dispatch job.
[03:15] TERUKO
She got out of a relationship three months
ago and is looking for a boyfriend.
[03:19] TERUKO
Her hobby's eating out,
and she likes normal people.
[03:23] TERUKO
Do you dislike short hair?
[03:25] TAKUMI
I love it!
[03:26] TERUKO
Okay. Then I'll arrange something
where you can meet up and drink.
[03:29] TERUKO
You're paying.
[03:31] TERUKO
When are you free?
Oh, wait, you're unemployed.
[03:34] TAKUMI
I'm not in the right frame of mind for that.
[03:36] TERUKO
For what?
[03:38] TAKUMI
For dating and stuff...
[03:41] TERUKO
"For dating and stuff..."
[03:44] TERUKO
Quit acting like you're too cool for this.
[03:46] TAKUMI
I'm not, though.
[03:48] TERUKO
Your mental state affects your cooking,
[03:51] TERUKO
so I can't have you pining over
a hopeless love.
[03:54] TAKUMI
"Hopeless"?
[03:56] TERUKO
It is, considering Mira-chan
has such a go-getter fiancé.
[03:59] TAKUMI
Mira-san herself said Shoin-san
was just a friend and not her fiancé.
[04:04] TERUKO
And how about you?
[04:06] TERUKO
Do you honestly believe that?
[04:09] TERUKO
That they're just friends?
[04:14] TERUKO
You love short hair, right?
She's a really nice girl.
[04:18] TAKUMI
What are you plotting?
[04:21] TERUKO
Huh?
[04:21] TAKUMI
Wait, I know!
[04:23] TAKUMI
You say it's a date, but I'll find myself
in a party with pretentious know-it-alls.
[04:27] TAKUMI
And before I know it, all my money,
time, and energy will be gone!
[04:31] TERUKO
Excuse me?
[04:31] TAKUMI
Close shave.
[04:33] TAKUMI
I nearly got dragged into a shady
networking referrals scam.
[04:37] TAKUMI
How inkredibly devious.
[04:39] TAKUMI
Time to squidaddle.
[04:42] TERUKO
Is this dude okay?
[04:46] MIRA
Miyasaka-san.
[04:48] MIRA
Is something wrong?
[04:50] MIRA
Today's breakfast was completely
unlike your usual cooking.
[04:54] MIRA
I was worried you might be sick.
[04:57] TAKUMI
No, I'm perfectly fine.
[05:00] MIRA
Really?
[05:02] TAKUMI
Was breakfast really that awful?
[05:05] MIRA
Huh?
[05:06] MIRA
Oh, uh...
[05:08] TAKUMI
I'm a pathetic excuse for a chef.
[05:13] MIRA
Ah...
SIGN F&B Recruitment
Gourmet NEET
[05:25] (Flashback) MIRA
I love the breakfasts you make
more than anything in the universe.
[05:31] (Flashback) MIRA
I love the breakfasts you make
more than anything in the universe.
[05:37] MIRA
I love the breakfasts you make
more than anything in the universe,
[05:41] MIRA
but I hate you, Miyasaka-san.
[05:45] TAKUMI
No, this won't do!
[05:48] TAKUMI
Empty your mind and focus on the ingredients.
[05:51] TAKUMI
Go back to the basics and start with prep work.
[05:53] TAKUMI
My skills are at risk of getting rusty.
[05:55] TAKUMI
I need to take cooking seriously!
[05:58] TAKUMI
I have to find a job, and fast.
[06:00] TAKUMI
I guess I should move out once I do.
[06:03] TAKUMI
Mira-san only likes
the breakfasts I make, after all.
[06:10] TAKUMI
What am I doing?!
[06:17] TAKUMI
Mira-san...
[06:28] MIRA
I wonder what's gotten into Miyasaka-san.
[06:31] SHOIN
Miyasaka-san? Is that the cook
who went to Enoshima with us?
[06:36] MIRA
The breakfasts he makes are truly wonderful.
[06:39] MIRA
Natto, miso soup, grilled fish,
rolled omelets, beans'n'rice,
[06:43] MIRA
eggs and spinach sandwiches, salmon
and cream cheese bagel sandwiches...
[06:47] MIRA
Oh, can't forget to mention
the miso-simmered mackerel!
[06:51] MIRA
They're all so good.
[06:52] MIRA
Have you ever had miso-simmered
mackerel, Shoin?
[06:58] SHOIN
You've got some on your face.
[07:02] SHOIN
Can't say I have.
[07:04] MIRA
Then come over for breakfast sometime.
[07:07] MIRA
I'll ask Miyasaka-san to make it for you.
[07:10] SHOIN
You've changed, Mira.
[07:13] SHOIN
You seem to be having a lot more fun
than back on Planet Wid.
[07:17] MIRA
You think so?
[07:19] SHOIN
We must find the key and return to Wid.
[07:22] SHOIN
All Widi are eagerly awaiting your return.
[07:26] MIRA
Yes, I know.
[07:28] SHOIN
And you?
[07:30] SHOIN
Are you hoping to go home to Planet Wid?
[07:33] MIRA
Of course! I want to go home
as soon as possible, obviously!
[07:45] NAOSUKE
I need to make sure Miyasaka Takumi
stays far away from Mira.
[08:03] NAOSUKE
Are you in love with him?
[08:09] NAOSUKE
Miyasaka-kun said he loves
girls with short hair.
[08:21] NAOSUKE
I was hoping she and Miyasaka Takumi
would get together,
[08:25] NAOSUKE
but I guess it's not that easy.
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[08:28] TOMIHIRO
I'm home.
[08:30] REN
Welcome back.
[08:31] TOMIHIRO
I got us gyoza.
[08:32] REN
Cool.
[08:35] TOMIHIRO
Where are you going?
[08:36] REN
Just outside.
[08:50] REN
I already know you're no dog.
[08:59] REN
Will I get what I really want if I spend?
[09:39] SHOKICHI
Wow, that looks good.
[09:42] SHOKICHI
That's a lot of potato salad, though.
[09:46] TAKUMI
I went too hard peeling potatoes.
[09:49] TAKUMI
How about a drink, Yamashita-san?
[09:51] SHOKICHI
Sounds good.
[09:53] TAKUMI
Oh, Wakabayashi-san, care to join us?
[09:55] SHOKICHI
We have Miyasaka-kun's overnight dried squid.
[09:59] TAKUMI
There's also potato salad
with homemade salted squid...
[10:06] TAKUMI
What's the matter?
[10:08] TOMOHIRO
Let's say you find a boy hiding a magazine.
What would you think it was?
[10:12] SHOKICHI
A porn mag.
[10:13] TOMIHIRO
You think so too?
[10:15] TAKUMI
Wait, is this about Ren-kun?
[10:17] TAKUMI
Kids these days don't look at porn mags.
[10:20] TOMIHIRO
Shh. Pipe down.
[10:22] TOMIHIRO
This is a delicate matter.
[10:26] TAKUMI
Yeah, no way it's a porn mag!
[10:29] TAKUMI
The internet is filled with all the porn
you could want, just a click away!
[10:33] TAKUMI
Nobody would waste time looking at porn mags!
[10:36] SHOKICHI
Whatever it is, I suppose he's grown old
enough to take an interest in these things.
[10:42] TAKUMI
Speaking of which, back in Enoshima, Ren-kun...
[10:46] TOMIHIRO
Oh? What about Enoshima?
[10:48] TAKUMI
It's nothing.
[10:49] TOMIHIRO
Whoa, hold up!
[10:50] TOMIHIRO
You can't just leave me
hanging like that! What was it?
[10:54] TAKUMI
Well, uh...
[10:56] TAKUMI
Ren-kun was staring at a girl in his class.
[11:00] (Flashback) TAKUMI
She's cute. Do you like her?
[11:03] (Flashback) REN
It's not like that!
[11:05] TAKUMI
It sure looked like his first love to me.
[11:09] TAKUMI
Now, that's a really delicate matter.
Don't make fun of it, Wakabayashi-san.
[11:12] SHOKICHI
Maybe they're boyfriend and girlfriend already.
[11:15] TAKUMI
Oh, please.
[11:16] SHOKICHI
You never know with kids these days.
[11:19] TOMIHIRO
The birds and the bees...
[11:21] REN
Pops.
[11:23] TOMIHIRO
Oh, Ren, what is it?
[11:26] REN
I'm taking my bath.
[11:28] TOMIHIRO
Yes, you do that.
[11:30] REN
Don't drink too much.
[11:39] TAKUMI
Wakabayashi-san?
SIGN In use!
No peeping, naughty!
SIGN
[11:59] TAKUMI
What are you doing?
[12:03] TAKUMI
What? Are you seriously going to look?
[12:05] TOMIHIRO
You look, then.
[12:06] TAKUMI
No way. I'm not his dad.
[12:08] TOMIHIRO
That's what makes it okay!
[12:10] TAKUMI
I don't wanna!
[12:12] TOMIHIRO
Shokichi-san, then!
[12:14] SHOKICHI
I don't want Ren to hate me!
[12:27] TAKUMI
Oh, Nanamiy?
[12:28] SHOKICHI
Who?
[12:29] TAKUMI
Don't you know her? Nanase Harumi,
former idol turned actress.
[12:34] TAKUMI
Huh... Ren likes Nanamiy, does he?
[12:36] TAKUMI
Is he into older women?
[12:38] TOMIHIRO
It's your fault for bringing up porn mags,
the birds and the bees, and relationships.
[12:44] TAKUMI
I didn't, though.
[12:46] TOMIHIRO
I see! So he likes Nanamiy, huh?
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[13:01] SHOKICHI
Why is this skirt circled?
[13:12] MIRA
What's wrong?
[13:13] REN
Squid!
[13:14] MIRA
Squid?
[13:15] TAKUMI
What's happening?
[13:17] REN
Like I said, squid!
[13:18] REN
Pops, a squid came flying and went boom!
[13:20] TOMIHIRO
Whoa, calm down!
[13:26] REN
Squid!
[13:37] TOMIHIRO
Miyasaka-kun, you weren't thorough
enough with your squid.
[13:40] TAKUMI
That's weird. I thought I cleaned
and prepped all of them.
[13:44] TOMIHIRO
Well, that's one case closed.
[13:47] TERUKO
Nothing's closed yet.
[13:51] TOMIHIRO
What?
[13:54] TOMIHIRO
We are terribly sorry!
[13:57] TERUKO
Stealing underwear is a crime, you know?
[14:00] REN
You're wrong.
[14:01] TERUKO
No, I'm not.
[14:03] REN
I don't care about underwear...
[14:04] TOMIHIRO
Sorry! It seems Ren is into Nanamiy!
[14:07] TERUKO
Nanamiy?
[14:11] TERUKO
I believe he's taken a liking to you,
since you're an idol like her.
[14:16] REN
That's not it!
[14:17] TAKUMI
Yeah, Nanamiy and Matsubara-san
are nothing alike.
[14:22] TERUKO
Wha?
[14:23] TOMIHIRO
What, Ren? Are you not into Nanamiy?
[14:26] TERUKO
Uh, whatever your tastes are,
stealing underwear is still a crime.
[14:30] TOMIHIRO
We're terribly sorry!
[14:33] REN
I'm not an underwear thief!
[14:36] REN
I...
[14:39] REN
I just wanted to try wearing a skirt!
[14:44] MIRA
A skirt?
[14:47] REN
Even I don't understand why,
[14:50] REN
but I've always wanted to try
wearing a nice, colorful skirt.
[14:54] TERUKO
Okay, but taking someone else's things is bad.
[14:58] REN
I'm sorry.
[15:00] TERUKO
I would've let you borrow all
you wanted if you'd just told me.
[15:03] REN
Really? It's okay?
[15:04] TERUKO
Of course.
[15:05] TOMIHIRO
It is most definitely not okay!
[15:07] REN
Why?
[15:08] TOMIHIRO
What if your classmates or the
neighborhood kids see you in a skirt?
[15:12] TOMIHIRO
You might get bullied.
[15:14] REN
Why?
[15:15] TOMIHIRO
Because you're different.
[15:16] REN
And? You're unemployed!
You're nothing like other dads!
[15:20] TOMIHIRO
That's right!
[15:21] TOMIHIRO
That's why society treats your unemployed
father with derision and disdain.
[15:25] TOMIHIRO
Sadly, our society looks down on and
ridicules anyone different from the norm.
[15:31] TOMIHIRO
You don't even have to do
anything wrong to be targeted.
[15:35] TOMIHIRO
I refuse to let you experience that.
[15:39] TOMIHIRO
I made a promise to your mother.
[15:41] TOMIHIRO
I promised her I would raise you into
a good boy and make you happy.
[15:48] REN
Wha? Then find a job, you bum!
[15:51] REN
You think I'd shut up and listen
if you brought up Mom?
[15:54] REN
Why would wearing skirts
mean I'm not a good boy?!
[15:57] REN
I know that Scottish bagpipers
wear skirts too, okay?!
[16:01] TOMIHIRO
You're way too young for a rebellious phase!
[16:04] TOMIHIRO
No means no! Shut up and listen to your father!
[16:07] REN
Nope!
[16:08] REN
I don't wanna!
[16:10] TOMIHIRO
No means no!
[16:11] REN
And I don't like it!
[16:13] TOMIHIRO
No!
[16:13] REN
Hate it!
[16:14] TOMIHIRO
No, no, a big, fat nope!
[16:15] REN
Stubborn old man!
[16:16] MIRA
Stop!
[16:20] TOMIHIRO
Are you okay?
[16:22] MIRA
What if Ren-kun can wear skirts,
but only at home?
[16:26] REN
Only at home?
[16:28] MIRA
Right.
[16:29] MIRA
I've also lived my life worrying
about what people might think,
[16:33] MIRA
dressing "well," and making
all the "right" choices.
[16:36] MIRA
And I always thought that was
how it was for everyone.
[16:39] MIRA
But since I came to Astro Lodge,
[16:41] MIRA
I've realized just how liberating it is
to do the things you like.
[16:47] MIRA
So I want to make Astro Lodge a place
[16:50] MIRA
where its residents can dress
as they like, do what they like,
[16:55] MIRA
and still feel right at home.
[16:58] MIRA
Is that all right?
[17:01] TOMIHIRO
Well, if our landlady says so.
[17:04] REN
Really?
[17:06] TOMIHIRO
Only in Astro Lodge, okay?
[17:08] REN
Let's go!
[17:15] TERUKO
Nice. It looks great on you.
[17:23] MIRA
Mmm! Delicious!
[17:36] MYSTERYVOICE
Commence the operation.
[17:43] AOI
Miyasaka-san.
[17:50] TAKUMI
Aoi-chan?
[17:55] TAKUMI
You cut your hair?
I almost didn't recognize you.
[17:59] AOI
Do I look weird?
[18:00] TAKUMI
Not at all. I think you look great.
[18:06] OBACHAN
What will I find today?
[18:08] TAKUMI
Oh, yikes.
[18:10] TAKUMI
Let's go!
[18:18] TAKUMI
That old bat talks way too much.
[18:21] TAKUMI
The moment she spots you, she'll unleash
an endless barrage of nonsense at you.
[18:25] TAKUMI
Huh?
[18:31] MIRA
Miyasaka-san?
[18:34] SHOIN
What are you doing here?
[18:36] TAKUMI
Huh? Oh, uh, um...
[18:38] TAKUMI
No, it's not like we're here
to use the love hotel.
[18:41] TAKUMI
We just happened to pass by.
[18:43] MIRA
"Love hotel"?
[18:44] TAKUMI
Huh? Isn't this a love hotel?
[18:46] SHOIN
No, this is my home.
[18:48] TAKUMI
Huh?
[18:49] MIRA
Huh?
[18:49] SHOIN
What's a "love hotel"?
[18:50] MIRA
Miyasaka-san, what's a love hotel?
[18:53] TAKUMI
What? Well...
[18:58] SHOIN
You really thought my home was that
kind of establishment? How rude!
[19:01] TAKUMI
Oh, I'm so sorry. I misunderstood badly.
[19:07] TAKUMI
What is wrong with me?
[19:09] TAKUMI
I bummed myself out over a total assumption.
[19:11] TAKUMI
Mira-san wasn't going to a love hotel at all!
[19:14] SHOIN
Oh, right.
[19:15] SHOIN
Would you mind if I joined you
for breakfast sometime?
[19:19] SHOIN
Mira asked me to come see just how
delicious Astro Lodge's breakfasts are.
[19:26] SHOIN
May I?
[19:27] TAKUMI
Oh, of course.
[19:29] SHOIN
I look forward to it.
[19:32] TAKUMI
But they've been all alone in there, right?
Just the two of them?
[19:37] TAKUMI
How is that any different from a love hotel?
[19:40] MIRA
Aoi-chan, I almost didn't recognize you
because you look so different.
[19:45] MIRA
This hairstyle suits you. It's very cute.
[19:48] AOI
Thank you...
[19:51] MIRA
Miyasaka-san and Aoi-chan
were holding hands...
[19:56] TAKUMI
What is Mira-san getting up to with this guy?
[19:59] MIRA
I wonder what Miyasaka-san
was doing with Aoi-chan.
[20:06] HARUTO
I only got an 81 on the cram school test,
so no in-game spending for me.
[20:11] HARUTO
What's the big deal, really?
[20:19] REN
I got the ultimate items
without spending anything.
[20:23] HARUTO
What?
[20:24] REN
Hurry, we're running late.
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[20:42] NAOSUKE
That squid-like creature wasn't Terran.
[20:46] NAOSUKE
So it must've been sent by the Hubbies.
[20:50] MIRA
Yeah.
[20:51] NAOSUKE
We need to...
[20:52] MIRA
Yeah.
[20:53] NAOSUKE
Mira!
[20:55] NAOSUKE
What's the matter?
You haven't been yourself lately.
[20:59] NAOSUKE
You're not even paying
attention to what I say.
[21:01] MIRA
I am too.
[21:03] SHOKICHI
Mira-chan, may I have a moment?
[21:06] MIRA
Sure.
[21:06] SHOKICHI
Remember how you asked me if I had
any photos of Tasuke-san in his youth?
[21:12] MIRA
Did you find something?
[21:13] SHOKICHI
This one's probably the oldest one I have.
[21:16] MIRA
Could I borrow this for a bit?
[21:19] SHOKICHI
Sure. Go ahead.
[21:23] NAOSUKE
No way.
[21:25] MIRA
Is this... Mother?
[21:28] AI
You've received a letter from Planet Wid.
The sender is "Adara."
[21:31] MIRA
Huh?
[21:33] TAKUMI
Mira-san, it's Miyasaka.
Sorry, I know this is abrupt.
[21:37] AI
Commence transfer?
[21:38] TAKUMI
Can we talk?
[21:39] MIRA
Yes?
[21:39] AI
Confirmed. Transfer initiated.
[21:42] AI
Ten seconds left...
[21:42] MIRA
What? Oh, no!
[21:44] TAKUMI
There's something I just have to ask you.
[21:49] TAKUMI
It's been bothering me so much.
[21:51] TAKUMI
Huh? This room looks different.
[21:52] MIRA
What is it?!
[21:55] TAKUMI
Are you a widow?
[21:58] NAOSUKE
Miyasaka Takumi! Get out of this room at once!
[22:00] AI
Transfer complete.
SIGN The explosive letter was sent by
SIGN the Queen of Planet Wid, Adara Gotokuji.
SIGN The veil is lifted on Tasuke and Adara's history...
SIGN Is the truth behind the story about to be revealed?!
E6 - Episode 6
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[00:01] AI
Transfer complete.
[00:13] TAKUMI
Wh-What's going on?
[00:15] MIRA
Th-This is my mother...
[00:17] TAKUMI
Your mom?!
[00:18] MIRA
She's sent me a video letter.
[00:20] ADARA
Dearest Mira.
[00:22] ADARA
I have a secret I've never told you about.
[00:27] ADARA
When I was a little younger than you are now,
[00:30] ADARA
I was unable to come to terms
with a political marriage
[00:33] ADARA
and ran away from Planet Wid.
[00:47] (Flashback) FIANCE
Why, Adara?
[00:49] (Flashback) FIANCE
Marry me, and Planet Wid will know peace.
[00:52] (Flashback) FIANCE
You'll want for nothing and be able to do
as you please for the rest of your life.
[00:56] (Flashback) ADARA
Yeah, well, I still don't like it!
[00:59] (Flashback) FIANCE
Adara!
[01:01] (Flashback) ADARA
You're too clingy!
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[03:27] ADARA
And that's how I met Shimotakaido Tasuke-san.
[04:03] ADARA
Tasuke-san looked after me when I was wounded
and kept me well-fed with his cooking.
[04:11] ADARA
Porridge, dumpling soup, steamed yam...
[04:14] ADARA
Everything he made was delicious.
[04:20] ADARA
Soon, we were in love.
[04:25] ADARA
There were times I hoped
I could stay on Earth forever,
[04:30] ADARA
but it wasn't meant to be—for I had already
been anointed the next queen of Wid.
[04:37] ADARA
A Widi military squad pinpointed
my location and came for me,
[04:43] ADARA
so I decided to flee together with Tasuke-san.
[04:46] ADARA
I wanted to be with him no matter what.
[04:49] ADARA
I intended to spend
the rest of my life with him.
[04:53] ADARA
But alas!
[04:56] ADARA
Fate is a cruel mistress.
[04:58] ADARA
We were hunted down.
[05:01] ADARA
They threatened that, should I
refuse to return to Planet Wid,
[05:04] ADARA
they would blow the Earth to smithereens.
[05:08] ADARA
My own troops! How terrifying!
[05:12] ADARA
"Adara-san, I will remain here,
forever awaiting your return!"
[05:19] ADARA
I was forced into returning to Wid.
[05:23] ADARA
Oh, such a tragic love story.
[05:26] ADARA
The young couple in love were torn apart
by a heartless twist of fate.
[05:31] MIRA
Is Wid's military really that bullish?
[05:33] NAOSUKE
Artistic license, I'd say.
[05:34] ADARA
Unbeknownst to the Widi soldiers,
[05:37] ADARA
I decided to leave the key behind on Earth.
[05:40] MIRA
Why?!
[05:41] ADARA
You must be wondering why right about now.
[05:45] ADARA
So long as the key was on Earth,
I could go back one day,
[05:50] ADARA
and I could see Tasuke-san again.
[05:53] NAOSUKE
Why is Her Majesty using
an avatar of her in her youth?
[05:57] ADARA
But soon, it became clear
that I was pregnant with you.
[06:05] ADARA
Mira, your real father was an Earthling—
Shimotakaido Tasuke-san.
[06:11] NAOSUKE
What?!
[06:13] ADARA
His Majesty, your adopted father,
knew everything.
[06:18] ADARA
And he still had the grace to marry me.
[06:22] MIRA
Why would she tell me all this now?
[06:24] ADARA
You must be wondering
why I'm telling you all this now.
[06:30] ADARA
In truth, I've always wanted to.
I just didn't know how to break it to you.
[06:34] ADARA
In that time, you grew old enough to need
the key to assert your right to the throne.
[06:39] ADARA
I love His Majesty
with all my heart, obviously.
[06:43] ADARA
But I have never once
forgotten Tasuke-san, either!
[06:47] NAOSUKE
Her Majesty's pulling out all her acting chops.
[06:49] MIRA
She tried to make it sound
like a touching story,
[06:52] MIRA
but basically, she just ran away from home
and let a man knock her up.
[06:55] NAOSUKE
Hey!
[06:56] ADARA
You may well be insulting me right about now,
[07:02] ADARA
but all I've told you is the truth.
[07:05] TAKUMI
"Wido"...
[07:07] TAKUMI
The voice I heard from her room...
[07:08] NAOSUKE
So, where is the key?
[07:10] ADARA
I'm sure you're trying to locate
the key right about now.
[07:14] NAOSUKE
A Hubby?!
[07:15] ADARA
But before that, let me tell you about
all the delicacies I ate on Earth.
[07:18] TAKUMI
"Hubby"?
[07:20] ADARA
I'm sure you must be marveling
at Terran cuisine right about now.
[07:24] ADARA
Have you had steamed sweet potatoes yet?
[07:27] ADARA
The breakfasts that Tasuke-san cooked
[07:30] ADARA
included grilled fish,
sweet potato porridge, boiled spinach,
[07:33] ADARA
miso soup, pickled vegetables,
mugwort dumplings...
[07:37] ADARA
All of them were truly,
[07:38] SHOIN
Hey.
[07:38] MIRA
Shoin! Catch the squid!
[07:40] ADARA
divinely delicious!
[07:43] SHOIN
Roger!
[07:44] ADARA
Like, OMG!
[07:56] MIRA
U-Uh, Wakabayashi-san, what are you cooking?
[08:00] TOMIHIRO
Curry with rice. Ren said he was craving it.
[08:04] TOMIHIRO
Tasuke-san made this often,
and I'm following his recipe.
[08:09] TOMIHIRO
He'd serve it with Worcestershire sauce
to put his own spin on the dish.
[08:15] MIRA
Wow, that sounds great.
[08:17] TOMIHIRO
I need to go poop, so could you
keep an eye on the curry?
[08:21] MIRA
Sure.
[08:23] SHOIN
Quit hiding and show yourself!
[08:27] MIRA
Quiet.
[08:30] ADARA
The flow of time is different
between Earth and Wid.
[08:33] ADARA
A year on Wid is equal to three on Earth.
[08:38] ADARA
Find the key and come back to Wid
before you overtake me in age.
[08:44] ADARA
The peace of Planet Wid—
nay, the universe—is in your hands.
[08:50] ADARA
The glow of the key should guide you to it.
[08:54] ADARA
As long as Tasuke-san
hasn't changed its location,
[08:56] ADARA
in the yard...
[09:02] NAOSUKE
Hot! Hot!
[09:03] MIRA
Ladle!
[09:10] SHOIN
Watch out!
[09:19] MIRA
Dearest Mother.
[09:21] MIRA
You sank into Tasuke-san's curry
and died an explosive death.
[09:25] NAOSUKE
Don't say that. It's bad vibes.
[09:27] MIRA
All I've said is the truth.
[09:29] SHOIN
So, this Shimotakaido Tasuke person
is Mira's real father?
[09:34] MIRA
I'm not sure what to do with this information.
[09:37] NAOSUKE
Well, we know the key's in the yard.
[09:39] NAOSUKE
The Hubbies may have heard it too, though.
[09:42] MIRA
She said the key's glow should guide us to it.
[09:45] MIRA
What does that mean?
[09:46] SHOIN
So, uh, what do we do about him?
[09:48] NAOSUKE
Oh, I forgot about that.
[09:50] SHOIN
He looks like he's seen a ghost.
[09:53] TAKUMI
This must be a bad dream.
[09:56] TAKUMI
It has to be, yeah. Dogs don't talk.
[09:59] NAOSUKE
This is real.
[10:01] NAOSUKE
If you could keep what you saw a secret,
we'd really appreciate it.
[10:06] NAOSUKE
Well, not that anyone would believe you.
They'd just write you off as a weirdo.
[10:11] TAKUMI
Wido...
[10:13] NAOSUKE
That's right. Each of us is a Wido
from the planet of Wid.
[10:19] TAKUMI
Mira-san's a Wido...
[10:21] SHOIN
As am I.
[10:23] TAKUMI
The hubby was a squid, and the man
in the room was actually a dog...
[10:32] TAKUMI
Oh, was that it?
[10:35] TAKUMI
She's a Wido, not a widow!
[10:38] TAKUMI
Mystery solved!
[10:42] MIRA
Miyasaka-san?
[10:44] SHOIN
Is he going to be okay?
[10:49] NAOSUKE
Did they bury it in the yard?
[10:50] SHOIN
Do we just dig the whole place up?
[10:53] SHOIN
Mira?
[10:54] MIRA
Huh?
[10:55] MIRA
Oh, sorry. What were we talking about?
[10:57] SHOIN
What's wrong?
[11:05] MIRA
Shokichi-san told me that Tasuke-san
often sat here and gazed up at the starry sky.
[11:12] MIRA
He was found collapsed in his room
right here in this very lodge.
[11:17] MIRA
It was a Saturday, a day with no breakfast.
[11:21] MIRA
So nobody noticed until later that night.
[11:24] MIRA
In this country, they call passing away
like that a solitary death.
[11:30] MIRA
He must've been waiting
for Mother here the entire time.
[11:35] MIRA
I feel so bad for him.
[11:37] NAOSUKE
Collect yourself, Mira.
[11:39] NAOSUKE
This is no time to be getting sentimental.
[11:42] NAOSUKE
Whoever your father is,
you're still a princess,
[11:46] NAOSUKE
and the fate of the universe
rests on your shoulders.
[11:48] MIRA
I know that.
[11:51] NAOSUKE
I'll go investigate this building once more.
[11:54] NAOSUKE
Focus on the task at hand, Mira.
[12:00] SHOIN
Do you really feel that way?
[12:03] SHOIN
Do you really think Shimotakaido Tasuke
lived such a pitiful life?
[12:14] SHOKICHI
You want to know more about Tasuke-san?
[12:16] SHOIN
Yes. We're interested
in the kind of person he was.
[12:20] SHOKICHI
The person he was, eh? I don't know...
[12:26] SHOKICHI
Well, I was the one who found him collapsed.
[12:33] (Flashback) SHOKICHI
Tasuke-san!
[12:34] (Flashback) SHOKICHI
Hang in there!
[12:36] (Flashback) SHOKICHI
What? What did you say, Tasuke-san?!
[12:41] (Flashback) TASUKE
Salmon...
[12:43] SHOKICHI
Even in his dying moments,
he was thinking about breakfast.
[12:48] SHOKICHI
He loved watching people eat
with contentment on their faces.
[12:53] SHOKICHI
That's the kind of person he was.
[12:56] TERUKO
Tasuke-san, huh?
[12:58] TERUKO
This one time, when I came home late from work,
[13:01] TERUKO
he was watching something on his PC.
[13:03] TERUKO
At first I thought, like, I guess
even senior citizens get off to porn,
[13:07] TERUKO
but he was just watching
some video of a squirrel eating.
[13:11] TERUKO
When I went to the kitchen for water
later that night, he was still watching it.
[13:15] TERUKO
He watched that video of a squirrel
eating for like three hours.
[13:19] TERUKO
If you ask me, he was
probably a total whackjob.
[13:24] TERUKO
But I loved that side of him too.
It was so adorable.
[13:28] REN
Forget Grandpa Tasuke.
What I wanna know is how all this happened.
[13:34] MIRA
Uh, well...
[13:36] TOMIHIRO
Ren, it was Daddy's fault.
[13:38] TOMIHIRO
I never should've asked her to watch the curry.
[13:42] REN
But how did we get from that to this?
[13:44] TOMIHIRO
Search your memories of the culinary tragedies
we witnessed before Miyasaka-kun arrived.
[13:48] REN
Okay, yeah.
[13:49] MIRA
I'm sorry.
[13:50] SHOIN
Curry with rice, was it?
[13:53] SHOIN
You were following Tasuke-san's recipe?
[13:55] REN
It's really yummy.
[13:57] REN
Pops, can I use the PC to watch videos
of the Tokyo Girls' Festival?
[14:01] TOMIHIRO
After your homework.
[14:03] REN
Okay.
[14:05] TOMIHIRO
And only for thirty minutes!
[14:07] MIRA
Why do you know the recipe, Wakabayashi-san?
[14:11] TOMIHIRO
He taught me.
[14:14] TOMIHIRO
When he'd fractured both his arms and
couldn't cook, he taught me lots of recipes.
[14:18] TOMIHIRO
Such as...
[14:19] TOMIHIRO
Tortang talong,
[14:21] TOMIHIRO
lechon kawali,
[14:23] TOMIHIRO
and halo-halo.
[14:25] MIRA
H-Hang on.
[14:26] MIRA
I have lots of questions, but first,
[14:29] MIRA
Tasuke-san fractured both his arms?
[14:32] TOMIHIRO
Yeah. On one of his cabaret club nights.
[14:36] MIRA
"Cabaret club"?
[14:37] TOMIHIRO
It's a place where you can enjoy
drinking with ladies.
[14:41] TOMIHIRO
He tried to princess carry
one of the girls there
[14:44] TOMIHIRO
and ended up breaking both his arms.
[14:46] TOMIHIRO
What an idiot, right?
[14:48] MIRA
Right...
[14:49] SHOIN
What are tortang talong and halo-halo?
[14:52] TOMIHIRO
Filipino dishes.
[14:54] TOMIHIRO
He went through a bit of
a Philippine pub phase.
[14:57] TOMIHIRO
Oh, those are pubs with beauties
from the Philippines.
[15:03] TOMIHIRO
They love it when you take them Filipino foods.
[15:08] TOMIHIRO
He took me many a time.
[15:11] TOMIHIRO
You see, Tasuke-san was a card-carrying
member of the Planet of the Baps.
[15:14] SHOIN
The Planet of the Baps?!
[15:16] TOMIHIRO
He had a fondness for well-endowed women.
[15:19] TOMIHIRO
Those were such good times.
[15:22] TOMIHIRO
If he were still alive, I would've loved to
take him to the new boob bar by the station.
[15:27] TOMIHIRO
Oh, a boob bar is an establishment where...
[15:29] MIRA
You don't have to bother. We get the gist.
[15:32] KURONEKO
Delivery for you!
[15:34] KURONEKO
It's for Shimotakaido Tasuke-san.
[15:36] MIRA
Huh?
[15:37] SHOKICHI
It's fine.
[15:39] SHOKICHI
Thank you.
[15:44] SHOKICHI
Wonder what it is.
[15:46] MIRA
Are you sure about opening this?
[15:49] SHOKICHI
Yeah, it's fine.
[15:50] SHOKICHI
The sender, Akita-san,
used to live here in Astro Lodge long ago.
[15:56] SHOKICHI
Oh, corn!
[15:57] MIRA
Does Akita-san know that
Tasuke-san passed away?
[16:02] SHOKICHI
Yes, of course.
[16:03] SHOKICHI
The residents of Asunaro Lodge
were all in similar situations.
[16:08] SHOKICHI
They were all people who could barely
make ends meet, such as students.
[16:12] SHOKICHI
These days, they send us food,
almost like they're paying this place back.
[16:17] SHOKICHI
Akita-san wasn't the only one by any means.
[16:20] SHOKICHI
Tasuke-san helped many others
through hard times.
[16:24] SHOKICHI
I should know. I was one of them.
[16:28] FISHMONGER
Tasuke-san?
[16:29] FISHMONGER
He had a heart of gold!
[16:32] FISHMONGER
Most people around here owe him big-time.
[16:35] FISHMONGER
I doubt anyone'd have a bad word
to say about him.
[16:37] GREENGROCER
Nah, screw that dude.
[16:40] GREENGROCER
We were competing in shogi,
[16:42] GREENGROCER
and he went and died
when he was ahead in wins.
[16:44] GREENGROCER
Just you wait, geezer!
I'll be seeing you soon!
[16:48] FLORIST
Every now and then, he'd dress up
and buy a rose from us.
[16:52] FLORIST
Must've been stylin' and profilin'.
[16:54] OBACHAN
Sounds about right.
[16:56] OBACHAN
He sure did have his silly side.
[17:02] SHOIN
Shimotakaido Tasuke was a Planet of the Baps
member who loved watching creatures eat.
[17:08] MIRA
Hey.
[17:10] SHOIN
See? He didn't live a pitiful life.
[17:14] SHOIN
Only he knows how he really felt,
[17:18] SHOIN
but the love that the people in his life
had for him was very real.
[17:21] MIRA
Yeah. You're right.
[17:25] MIRA
Thanks, Shoin.
[17:32] MIRA
Time to eat!
[17:39] SHOKICHI
Here.
[17:40] SHOKICHI
It smells and tastes
like nothing again, right?
[17:52] MIRA
Hey, uh, about the other day...
[17:56] TAKUMI
Don't worry. I haven't told anyone.
[17:59] MIRA
Thank you very much.
[18:02] MIRA
So...
[18:04] MIRA
Are you all right?
[18:06] MIRA
You seem somewhat down,
[18:09] MIRA
like you're not your usual self.
[18:13] MIRA
So I've been worried.
[18:16] TAKUMI
I'm okay.
[18:17] MIRA
Really? I'm glad to hear that.
[18:20] TAKUMI
Excuse me.
[18:31] TAKUMI
I'm not the least bit okay.
[18:37] TAKUMI
Mira-san's a Wido from Planet Wid.
[18:41] TAKUMI
Which means she's a space alien.
[18:45] TAKUMI
Does she attack people like that?
[18:49] TAKUMI
A Wido from Planet Wid? That's way
too much for my brain to process.
[18:55] TAKUMI
I almost want to go back to when I thought
she was a bereaved widow, damn it!
[19:02] OBACHAN
Oh, if it isn't Miyasaka-kun.
How have you been?
[19:04] OBACHAN
You don't look good. Are you okay?
[19:07] OBACHAN
I saw Mira-chan on a date with her
hottie boyfriend... Shoin-san, right?
[19:12] OBACHAN
I think that's who I saw her
go into the love hotel with.
[19:16] FISHMONGER
Oh, Miyasaka-kun.
[19:18] FISHMONGER
I got some fine octopus in today.
[19:20] OBACHAN
Shoin-san's an Englishman, isn't he?
[19:23] OBACHAN
An entrepreneur running
some kind of energy company.
[19:26] OBACHAN
He's got fame, power, and money,
and he's a stud to boot!
[19:30] OBACHAN
Mira-chan sure landed herself a winner.
[19:32] OBACHAN
Aren't they just perfect together?
The ideal couple!
[19:37] OBACHAN
Oh, want some candy?
[19:39] TAKUMI
Shoin isn't Mira-san's boyfriend,
[19:42] TAKUMI
that place isn't a love hotel,
and he's not an Englishman!
[19:45] OBACHAN
Huh? Where's he from, then?
[19:49] TAKUMI
Well...
[19:53] TAKUMI
I'll take the lot!
[19:57] TAKUMI
I was surprised enough that Mira-san
was a Wido and that Naosuke could talk.
[20:02] TAKUMI
But what rattled me more than anything else
was the fact that Shoin's a Wido, too!
[20:14] MIRA
Welcome back.
[20:16] MIRA
What's all that?
[20:17] TAKUMI
Octopus!
[20:20] MIRA
Octopus?
[20:29] MIRA
Is everything okay with Miyasaka-san?
[20:42] NAOSUKE
Miyasaka-kun's behavior
has been concerning, hasn't it?
[20:46] NAOSUKE
Between you and me,
[20:48] NAOSUKE
it seems he has a lot on his mind.
[20:52] NAOSUKE
Maybe he needs a break from his daily routine.
[20:56] NAOSUKE
Aren't you worried about him?
[20:59] AOI
What can I do?
[21:01] NAOSUKE
You know. Take him somewhere
that might pique his interest.
[21:06] AOI
Like where?
[21:07] NAOSUKE
Like the movies, or a weekend event.
[21:11] NAOSUKE
How about inviting him
somewhere you want to go?
[21:14] AOI
Like how?
[21:15] NAOSUKE
Like, "Would you like to go with me?"
[21:22] NAOSUKE
I was hoping things would develop
between her and Miyasaka Takumi,
[21:27] NAOSUKE
but I don't think it's happening.
[21:30] NAOSUKE
It's happening!
[21:42] NAOSUKE
What's wrong? Go for it!
[21:47] TAKUMI
Oh, hi, Aoi-chan.
[21:50] AOI
U-U-Um...
[21:55] AOI
Would you like to go to this with me?!
SIGN 40th Annual
Insect Festival
The Insect Festival's back for 2023!
See, touch, and taste insects
from every walk of life!
[21:59] TAKUMI
The... Insect Festival?
[22:02] NAOSUKE
That's what you pick for your first date?
You're killing your chances!
[22:06] TAKUMI
Oh, is this that local event?
I've been curious about it for a while.
[22:10] NAOSUKE
Are you serious?!
[22:12] AOI
Shall we go eat some insects together?
[22:17] NAOSUKE
You're freaky, Aoi-chan...
SIGN Aoi managed to ask Takumi on a date.
SIGN She's had feelings for him for a long time.
SIGN But, at their Insect Festival date,
SIGN a truly unexpected situation develops?!
E7 - Episode 7
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[00:01] TAKUMI
Oh, hi, Aoi-chan.
[00:02] AOI
U-U-Um...
[00:07] AOI
Would you like to go to this with me?!
[00:11] SIGN
40th Annual
Insect Festival
The Insect Festival's back for 2023!
See, touch, and taste insects
from every walk of life!
[00:11] TAKUMI
The... Insect Festival?
[00:14] TAKUMI
Oh, is this that local event?
I've been curious about it for a while.
[00:19] AOI
Shall we go eat some insects together?
SIGN Astro Note
SIGN Radio Legendary
[01:56] JIROU
You are listening to
Radio Legendary Power Stone!
[02:00] JIROU
We have another exciting episode for you.
[02:01] JIROU
I am your host, DJ Jirou.
SIGN A
S
T
R
O
L
O
D
G
E
[02:14] AOI
On that day...
[02:16] AOI
The moment I laid eyes on you...
[02:19] (Flashback) TAKUMI
"Astro"...
SIGN Wi-Fi Available
Breakfast Included
Rooms Available
-Management
[02:22] (Flashback) TAKUMI
This should be the place.
[02:28] AOI
...I felt my heart nearly explode.
[02:42] (Flashback) TAKUMI
You okay up there?!
[02:54] (Flashback) TAKUMI
Oww...
[02:55] (Flashback) MIRA
Are you all right?
SIGN Welcome!! To Our New Head Chef
Miyauchisaka Takumi-kun!
[03:01] (Flashback) TERUKO
One, two! Terurururun!
[03:03] (Flashback) MIRASHOKICHITOMIHIRO
Terurururun!
[03:04] TOMIHIRO
Tonight, we drink to celebrate!
[03:04] AOI
You probably didn't notice,
[03:08] AOI
but since then, I've always,
[03:11] AOI
always,
[03:13] AOI
always,
[03:15] AOI
always,
[03:17] AOI
always,
[03:19] AOI
always,
[03:21] AOI
always,
[03:23] AOI
always been watching you.
[03:27] AOI
You probably don't remember, but you and I...
[03:34] KIDS
Hey, wait!
[03:35] TAKUMI
Those kids must be going
to the Insect Festival, right?
[03:39] TAKUMI
They're so cute.
[03:43] TAKUMI
Wow.
[03:45] TAKUMI
Oh, hey!
[03:47] TAKUMI
I didn't know the festival was this grand.
[03:51] TAKUMI
Locust yakisoba,
[03:53] TAKUMI
and chocolate mealworms?
[03:55] TAKUMI
What? Aoi-chan...?
SIGN Scorpions
SIGN 300 yen each
[04:00] AOI
U-Um, would you like some of this?
[04:04] AOI
I've been wanting to try it.
SIGN Grilled Scorpion
[04:09] TAKUMI
Seriously? Aoi-chan wants to try that?
[04:13] TAKUMI
Seeing it in person, it's pretty gross.
[04:15] TAKUMI
Is it really edible?
[04:17] TAKUMI
I thought scorpions were poisonous.
[04:20] AOI
Here I go.
[04:23] NAOSUKE
What is this, "I am a dog and I must dig"?
[04:26] NAOSUKE
Where the hell is that key?
[04:27] SHOIN
We haven't found it after all this digging.
[04:29] SHOIN
It might be somewhere else.
[04:31] DELIVERYMAN
Delivery for you!
[04:33] MIRA
Coming!
[04:35] MIRA
Wow, so many veggies.
[04:37] MIRA
Miyasaka-san! We just got
a vegetable delivery!
[04:41] NAOSUKE
Oh, Miyasaka Takumi's out
on a date with Aoi-chan.
[04:44] MIRA
A date?
[04:45] NAOSUKE
They've gone to some local insect festival.
[04:49] NAOSUKE
Oh, I'll look through Miyasaka Takumi and
Aoi-chan's rooms again while they're gone.
[04:57] MIRA
A date, huh?
[05:00] MIRA
I didn't know Miyasaka-san and Aoi-chan
had that kind of relationship.
[05:05] SHOIN
Mira?
[05:05] MIRA
I did run into them outside Shoin's place,
which they thought was a love hotel.
[05:12] MIRA
Huh... Ohh... So that's how it is.
[05:17] MIRA
Huh.
[05:19] MIRA
Ooh. Huh.
[05:24] SHOKICHI
Mira-san.
[05:31] MIRA
I'm so terribly sorry!
[05:33] SHOKICHI
No, I'm sorry for startling you.
[05:35] SHOKICHI
By the way, that's one deep hole
you dug yourself into.
[05:38] MIRA
Oh, uh, I was just looking for something.
[05:40] MIRA
That aside, what's with
the costume, Shokichi-san?
[05:44] SHOKICHI
This is formal wear for the Insect Festival.
[05:47] SHOKICHI
I inherited it from Tasuke-san.
[05:50] MIRA
What do you mean?
[05:51] SHOKICHI
He was a judge for the Insect Festival's
main event every year.
[05:57] SHOKICHI
I'm taking his place this year.
SIGN Insect Festival
Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest
Winner
[06:00] SHOKICHI
Before he died, he said that he wanted this
year's winner to be presented with this.
[06:08] NAOSUKE
Sneak.
[06:09] NAOSUKE
Sneak, sneak!
[06:10] NAOSUKE
Sneak, sneak!
[06:11] NAOSUKE
Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff...
[06:13] NAOSUKE
Hmm?
[06:15] NAOSUKE
The hotel Miyasaka Takumi
used to work at, huh?
[06:18] NAOSUKE
Hmm? Huh?
[06:21] NAOSUKE
Aoi-chan?
[06:31] (Flashback) AOI
I-I'm sorry!
[06:33] (Flashback) MIDDLEMANAGER
We could replace the likes of you
in a heartbeat!
[06:37] AOI
I moved to Tokyo at eighteen years of age
and started working at the hotel.
[06:41] AOI
But I was clearly not cut out for the job...
[06:45] AOI
or for life in Tokyo.
[06:48] AOI
I never had any friends to begin with,
[06:50] AOI
nor did I have any family,
so I had nowhere to go. And I was broke.
[06:55] AOI
But I still felt hunger...
[06:57] JIROU
Time for our fan mail segment!
[06:59] JIROU
Here's where we read and answer
mail from our fans.
[07:00] (Flashback) TAKUMI
That is some volume.
[07:02] (Flashback) AOI
Oh, I thought it'd be okay to put it on
speaker because nobody was around.
[07:03] JIROU
This time, we've got a request
for dating advice.
[07:07] (Flashback) TAKUMI
I guess that too, but I meant your rice ball.
[07:10] (Flashback) TAKUMI
What's the filling?
[07:12] (Flashback) AOI
Uh, er... Nothing.
[07:14] (Flashback) TAKUMI
Huh? It's nothing but rice?
[07:15] (Flashback) TAKUMI
You must really love rice.
[07:18] (Flashback) AOI
R-Right.
[07:20] (Flashback) TAKUMI
You were listening to
Radio Legendary Power Stone, right?
[07:24] (Flashback) AOI
Huh? Y-Yeah.
[07:25] (Flashback) TAKUMI
I'm a fan of that show, too.
[07:30] (Flashback) TAKUMI
Would you like some of these?
[07:31] (Flashback) AOI
Huh?
[07:32] (Flashback) TAKUMI
I made a few too many.
[07:34] (Flashback) AOI
They look good.
[07:36] (Flashback) TAKUMI
This is my snack for today.
[07:37] (Flashback) AOI
Oh, no, I couldn't.
[07:39] (Flashback) TAKUMI
They're surplus, so don't hold back.
[07:41] (Flashback) AOI
But...
[07:42] (Flashback) TAKUMI
They're fine ingredients.
[07:45] (Flashback) AOI
Then I'll have some.
[07:49] AOI
After that, we chatted about our
favorite segments on the show,
[07:54] AOI
how we sent in fan mail
but never had it read,
[07:57] AOI
how we were envious of the people
who had the show's stickers on their PCs,
SIGN Radio Legendary
[08:02] AOI
and made all sorts of pointless small talk.
[08:05] (Flashback) TAKUMI
Did you enjoy the escargot pies?
[08:08] (Flashback) AOI
Escargot?
[08:10] (Flashback) TAKUMI
Right. Snail.
[08:12] (Flashback) AOI
Wait, escargot is snail?!
[08:16] (Flashback) TAKUMI
Don't worry. They're the edible kind.
[08:18] (Flashback) AOI
Yeah, they were really good.
[08:21] (Flashback) AOI
I never knew snails were so delicious.
[08:24] (Flashback) TAKUMI
There's so much stuff out there
you'd never believe is edible.
[08:28] (Flashback) TAKUMI
Like crickets, beetle larvae,
scorpions, and stuff.
[08:32] (Flashback) AOI
What...
[08:33] (Flashback) TAKUMI
It'd be fun to try some of those one day.
[08:38] (Flashback) TAKUMI
Cripes, break time's over.
[08:40] (Flashback) AOI
Y-You forgot this.
[08:43] (Flashback) TAKUMI
It's yours, uh...
[08:45] (Flashback) TAKUMI
Miss Riceball.
[08:47] (Flashback) TAKUMI
See ya.
[08:51] (Flashback) AOI
"Miss Riceball"?
[08:56] AOI
A few days after that...
[08:58] (Flashback) PHOTOGRAPHER
Miyasaka-san, raise the trophy
a little higher.
[09:02] (Flashback) PHOTOGRAPHER
Okay, that's perfect. Here we go.
[09:05] (Flashback) PHOTOGRAPHER
Say butter!
[09:07] AOI
...I learned your name.
[09:10] AOI
I kept going back to the roof,
[09:13] AOI
but I never ran into you there.
[09:18] AOI
Even if I did see you,
[09:19] AOI
I couldn't call out to you.
[09:26] AOI
All I could do was carefully carry the food
you cooked to the people who would eat it.
[09:31] AOI
And soon I could carry all kinds of dishes.
[09:35] AOI
I kept sending in fan mail to the radio show
in hope you would notice me.
[09:36] JIROU
Thanks for the wonderful message.
[09:38] JIROU
Next up, a message from Miss Riceball.
[09:42] JIROU
"Good evening, Jirou-san.
Have you heard that scorpions..."
[09:43] AOI
Until one day my mail was read out,
SIGN Radio Legendary
[09:45] AOI
and I received the special sticker for fans
who had their mail read on the show.
[09:50] AOI
I hit upon the bright idea of using it
as an excuse to talk to you.
[09:54] (Flashback) AOI
Ta-da! I finally got my
fan mail read on the show!
[09:58] (Flashback) AOI
I sound like a bimbo.
[10:00] (Flashback) CROWD
Why aren't they picking up?
[10:02] (Flashback) CROWD
What's going on?
[10:06] (Flashback) CROWD
Hey, what's the meaning of this?!
SIGN Employee Entrance
Dear Park Grand Family Members
We regret to inform you that
due to unforeseen circumstances,
our company has declared
bankruptcy.
[10:10] AOI
The hotel went bankrupt.
[10:13] AOI
I was immediately kicked out
of the employee dorms.
[10:17] AOI
With nowhere to go, I lived out
of internet cafes for a while.
[10:21] AOI
The days after that...
[10:23] AOI
I don't remember much of.
[10:27] AOI
I ran out of money...
[10:30] AOI
I lived in parks...
[10:40] AOI
And there, I met Tasuke-san.
[10:46] AOI
At a time when I had no idea how to survive,
SIGN Nishi-Taishido Law Offices
[10:49] AOI
he helped me file the paperwork for
unemployment benefits and stuff...
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S
T
R
O
L
O
D
G
E
[10:56] AOI
and he let me live in Room 7.
SIGN Room Seven
[11:00] AOI
When I asked him why he was
helping me out so much,
[11:05] AOI
he said it was because I reminded him of
the woman he loved when he was younger.
SIGN Diving Beetle
SIGN Diving Beetle
[11:15] TAKUMI
The scorpion was better than I expected.
[11:18] AOI
Right? It was kinda like shrimp.
[11:21] TAKUMI
Oh?
[11:22] TAKUMI
A cat with a heart pattern!
It's our lucky day.
[11:27] AOI
A dog?
[11:28] AOI
They used to bark at me so much...
[11:30] AOI
I sense misfortune ahead.
[11:32] STAFF
March of the Insectible!
SIGN Bug
[11:35] STAFF
We're accepting contest-ants.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Accepting
Contestants
SIGN Win Great
Prizes
SIGN Who Eats
the Most Wins
SIGN Bowl o' Pupa
Wasp Eating Contest
SIGN Lunchtime at the Plaza Stage
[11:37] STAFF
The winner will receive a bug prize!
[11:40] TAKUMI
"Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest"?
[11:42] TAKUMI
All-you-can-eat wasp pupae?!
[11:44] AOI
Are you entering?
[11:45] TAKUMI
I can't say I'm a fan...
[11:48] STAFF
They're insectilicious!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Win Great
Prizes
SIGN Who Eats
Most, Wins
SIGN Bowl o' Pupa
Wasp Eating Contest
[11:49] STAFF
We'll waitamorphosize for you at the venue!
[11:53] AOI
Will the person I love remember who I am?
[11:59] AOI
U-Um!
[12:00] AOI
T-Ta-dah!
[12:02] AOI
It's a special sticker for fans who had
their mail read on a radio show. Look.
[12:06] TAKUMI
Huh... You listen to the radio, Aoi-chan?
[12:10] TAKUMI
I used to like that show a lot, too.
SIGN Radio Legendary
[12:13] AOI
Right. Think back to that time.
[12:17] AOI
Remember... Remember me!
[12:22] TAKUMI
Mira-san?
[12:23] SHOIN
Here.
[12:25] TAKUMI
Shoin!
[12:26] SHOIN
That suits you, Mira.
You look like an Androan.
[12:29] MIRA
What? Really?
[12:31] SHOIN
Yeah.
[12:32] SHOIN
You could blend right in.
[12:35] MIRA
Oh, Miyasaka-san!
[12:38] MIRA
Oh.
[12:38] SHOIN
Hey. Are you two on a date, too?
[12:40] TAKUMI
"Too"?
[12:41] MIRA
Oh, uh, this festival is so much fun.
[12:44] MIRA
Did you try this? It's really good.
[12:46] OBACHAN
Dearie me!
[12:48] OBACHAN
I thought I saw a prince and a princess,
and if it isn't Mira-chan and Shoin-san!
[12:52] SHOIN
Mira really is a princess.
[12:54] MIRA
Hey, Shoin!
[12:56] OBACHAN
Gosh, you two are perfect together!
[12:58] OBACHAN
Right, right? Right, Miyasaka-kun?
[13:00] TAKUMI
Huh?
[13:00] OBACHAN
Don't you agree?
They're a perfect pair, right?
[13:05] TAKUMI
R-Right...
[13:07] MIRA
You really agree?
[13:09] OBACHAN
Shoin-san looks just like
my hubby back in his youth,
[13:12] OBACHAN
and Mira-chan is the spitting image
of me in my prime.
[13:16] OBACHAN
Gosh!
[13:17] TAKUMI
Oww...
[13:18] OBACHAN
What a pretty young lady!
Wait, are you Miyasaka-kun's girlfriend?
[13:22] AOI
Huh?
[13:22] OBACHAN
My, how adorable!
You two look great together!
[13:25] OBACHAN
Right, Mira-chan? These two are
just meant to be together, right?
[13:28] MIRA
R-Right...
[13:30] TAKUMI
You really think we are?
[13:32] OBACHAN
Oh, wow! They've got a buffet over there!
SIGN Cricket Buffet
[13:37] SHOIN
She was like a tornado passing through.
[13:37] TERUKO
One, two! Terurururun!
[13:39] RENTOMIHIRO
Terurururun!
[13:40] TAKUMI
That song...
[13:40] TERUKO
Terurunrun!
[13:41] MIRA
...sounds familiar.
[13:42] RENTOMOHIRO
Terurunrun!
[13:43] TERUKO
Terurururun!
[13:44] RENTOMOHIRO
Terurururun!
[13:45] TERUKO
Terurunrun!
[13:47] RENTOMOHIRO
Terurunrun!
[13:48] TERUKO
Everybody's Terurun!
[13:49] RENTOMOHIRO
Our Terurun!
[13:51] CHORUS
She's our star beauty, pretty as can be!
[13:53] TERUKO
I woke up today to my body tied up in knots.
[13:54] TAKUMI
She's performing today?
[13:56] MIRA
Matsubara-san!
[13:57] REN
Terurun!
[13:58] SHOIN
Is she an Astro Lodge resident?
[13:58] TOMIHIRO
Terurun!
[13:59] TERUKO
I can't give it to you straight,
keep getting it all twisted.
[14:04] TERUKO
I've got all the world's cuteness
and a millionfold power.
[14:09] TERUKO
Pumping it all in...
[14:14] TERUKO
Eat my iron fist!
[14:16] TERUKO
One, two, pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[14:19] TERUKO
Pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[14:22] TERUKO
A maiden's heart is complicated,
don't you know?
[14:26] TERUKO
One, two!
[14:27] TERUKO
Pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[14:30] TERUKO
Pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[14:32] TERUKO
Take my feelings head on.
[14:37] TERUKO
Righty hook! (Yeah!)
[14:39] TERUKO
Righty hook! (Yeah!)
[14:40] TERUKO
Righty, righty, righty, righty, righty hook!
[14:43] TERUKO
Righty! (Yeah!) Righty! (Yeah!)
[14:44] TERUKO
Righty! (Yeah!) Lefty! (Yeah!)
[14:45] TERUKO
Righty, righty, righty, righty, righty hook!
[14:47] TERUKO
Followed by a straight punch!
[14:49] TERUKO
Dum-dum dummy! (Yeah!)
[14:50] TERUKO
Dum-dum dummy! (Yeah!)
[14:52] TERUKO
Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy,
big dum-dum dummy!
[14:54] TERUKO
Dum-dum dummy! (Yeah!)
[14:55] TERUKO
Dum-dum dummy! (Yeah!)
[14:57] TERUKO
Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy,
big dum-dum dummy!
[15:01] TERUKO
Terurun!
[15:05] MIRA
That was so much more impactful
than seeing it at home!
[15:08] TAKUMI
Yeah, seeing concerts live is the best.
[15:10] MIRA
This is a "concert"? I wish I could've
seen the whole thing.
[15:13] TAKUMI
Let's ask Matsubara-san and go see
one of her actual concerts sometime.
[15:18] MIRA
Yes! I so wanna go!
[15:20] SHOIN
Mira.
[15:21] SHOIN
Have you forgotten our mission?
[15:24] MIRA
Oh, right.
[15:25] TAKUMI
"Mission"?
[15:27] TERUKO
Gather round, kids!
SIGN Insect Festival Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest
[15:30] RENTOMIHIRO
Here!
[15:31] TERUKO
It's time for the Insect Festival's main event!
[15:34] TERUKO
The Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest
is about to begin! Terurun!
[15:38] MIRA
A wasp contest?
[15:39] TAKUMI
Right, that thing.
[15:40] STAFF
Better bee part of it!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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Contestants
SIGN Win Great
Prizes
SIGN Who Eats
the Most Wins
SIGN Bowl o' Pupa
Wasp Eating Contest
[15:43] MIRA
What kind of contest is it?
[15:45] TAKUMI
Whoever eats the most in the
allotted time wins, apparently.
[15:50] MIRA
So, you have to eat those wasp things?
[15:53] TAKUMI
Right.
[15:54] TERUKO
The winner gets this grand prize! Terurun!
SIGN Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest
Winner
[16:00] TERUKO
We'd like teams of two to enter: one to
load the bowls, and one to eat! Terurun!
[16:06] TERUKO
Family, friends, lovers,
and even total strangers
[16:11] TERUKO
can team up for the contest! Terurunrun!
[16:14] OBACHAN
I'm in!
[16:16] MIRA
Count me in, too!
[16:18] SHOIN
Are you even hungry, Mira?
[16:19] SHOIN
Didn't you just eat an extra-large
cricket curry with mealworm combo?
[16:23] MIRA
But Shokichi-san said that
that key was from Tasuke-san.
[16:27] TAKUMI
Key? Oh, right, the Widi came
to Earth in search of some key.
SIGN Insect Festival
Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest
Winner
[16:35] TAKUMI
Is that it?
[16:37] SHOIN
Don't you think those wasps look just like
our former classmates, the Keplerians?
[16:41] MIRA
You think?
[16:42] SHOIN
I do. How are we supposed
to eat our classmates?
[16:45] TAKUMI
I'll enter!
[16:46] MIRA
Huh?
[16:47] TAKUMI
Mira-san, you want that key, don't you?
[16:51] TAKUMI
I'll win it for you!
[16:53] MIRA
Miyasaka-san!
[16:56] MIRA
Then... I'll be your pupper.
[17:01] TAKUMI
What?
[17:02] MIRA
It's the "Bowl Pupper
Wasp Eater" contest, right?
[17:04] MIRA
I thought the "bowl pupper" loaded the
bowls and the "wasp eater" ate them.
[17:08] TAKUMI
I don't think that's quite right,
but do you want to team up?
[17:11] MIRA
Yes! Let me help you!
[17:15] TERUKO
Okay, everyone.
[17:17] TERUKO
Are you ready? Terurun!
[17:19] CONTESTANTS
Yeah!
[17:22] DANDY
Let's do this, baby.
[17:24] OBACHAN
I'm in it to win it!
[17:25] TERUKO
Each bowl has been loaded with a similar
amount of wasp pupae. Terurunrun.
[17:32] SHOKICHIRENTOMIHIRO
Buggy! Buggy! Buggy! Buggy! Buggy!
[17:35] TERUKO
All right, here we go!
[17:38] TERUKO
On your marks...
[17:39] TERUKO
Get set!
[17:42] TERUKO
Go pupa-wild!
[17:43] DANDY
Chow time!
[17:53] TAKUMI
Huh? It's good!
[17:55] TAKUMI
Why is it so damn good?!
[17:58] TAKUMI
More!
[18:00] MIRA
Here!
[18:02] TAKUMI
More!
[18:03] MIRA
Here!
[18:05] TAKUMI
More!
[18:06] MIRA
Here!
[18:07] TAKUMI
More!
[18:08] MIRA
Here!
[18:09] TERUKO
Their teamwork is perfect!
[18:11] TERUKO
Are you two a couple?
[18:13] MIRA
Huh?
[18:14] MIRA
H-Huh? Huh?!
[18:16] TERUKO
This must be the power of love! Terurun!
[18:22] TERUKO
Teruru... It's too bad all these teams
are dropping out.
[18:26] TERUKO
Who will survive this sprint to the finish?
Will it be Team Locals,
[18:30] TERUKO
or will it be Team Lovers,
who are in hot pursuit?!
[18:33] MIRA
Here!
[18:33] MIRA
Here!
[18:34] MIRA
Here!
[18:35] TERUKO
Ten seconds left!
[18:38] TERUKO
Seven, six!
[18:40] TERUKO
Five, four!
[18:41] SHOKICHIRENTOMIHIRO
Buggy! Buggy! Buggy! Buggy!
[18:42] TERUKO
Three, two, one...
[18:45] TERUKO
Time's up! Terurun!
[18:48] TERUKO
Team Lovers finishes at 101 bowls.
[18:51] TERUKO
Team Locals also finishes
at 101 bowls! Wow, it's a tie!
[18:57] TERUKO
Whoa!
[18:59] TERUKO
There was a single pupa left
in one of Team Locals' bowls!
[19:03] TERUKO
Which means that Team Lovers,
which finished all 101 bowls, is the winnerun!
[19:11] TAKUMIMIRA
We did it!
[19:13] TERUKO
They're so lovey-dovey, Terurun.
[19:17] RENTOMIHIRO
Winners! Winners!
[19:22] SHOKICHI
Congratulations.
SIGN Insect Festival
Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest
Winner
[19:24] TAKUMI
Thank you very much.
[19:26] TAKUMI
Mira-san.
[19:27] MIRA
Are you sure?
[19:29] TAKUMI
Of course.
[19:30] MIRA
Thanks.
[19:31] MIRA
Wait, what? This is the key?
[19:34] MIRA
It's so light. And it feels kind of flimsy.
[19:37] SHOKICHI
Of course it does. I made it out of cardboard.
[19:41] MIRA
Huh? Cardboard?
[19:42] SHOKICHI
This battery-powered cart is yours, too.
[19:46] OBACHAN
Gah! I wanted it so badly!
[19:51] OBACHAN
Can I really have this?!
[19:54] TAKUMI
Go ahead.
[19:55] OBACHAN
Thanks! I'll be going on ahead.
[19:58] MIRA
Are you sure about that?
SIGN Insect Festival
Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest
Winner
[20:00] TAKUMI
It was worth eating all those pupae if it means
I can be free of that old bat's nonsense.
[20:07] MIRA
I'm so sorry. I thought this was the key
we were looking for.
[20:12] TAKUMI
Don't apologize.
The pupae really were delicious.
[20:15] MIRA
How about adding them to the breakfast menu?
[20:17] TAKUMI
Good idea.
[20:20] REN
Look, Landlady.
[20:22] MIRA
What is it?
[20:25] MIRA
Is that edible?
[20:27] REN
Hey, no eating.
[20:29] TERUKO
You owe me champagne.
[20:30] TERUKO
I really set the mood for you two. Terurun.
[20:33] TERUKO
The least you could do is get me
some champagne in return! Terurun!
[20:36] TAKUMI
Does she think adding "Terurun"
to everything makes her cute?
[20:40] TAKUMI
Oh, Aoi-chan.
[20:43] TAKUMI
Did you have fun at the Insect Festival?
[20:46] TAKUMI
I was kinda down in the dumps,
[20:49] TAKUMI
but all that laughing
made me feel a lot better.
[20:52] TAKUMI
Heck...
[20:53] TAKUMI
The Insect Festival was tons of fun.
[21:10] NAOSUKE
How'd the date go?
[21:13] NAOSUKE
I saw everyone come home content.
[21:17] AOI
He said he used to like... the radio show.
SIGN Radio Legendary
[21:23] AOI
But he didn't remember me at all.
SIGN May 1948
SIGN May 1950
SIGN June 1955
SIGN Ren suspects Naosuke of not being a dog.
SIGN Takumi comes up with a plan to convince him otherwise...
SIGN Meanwhile, the Planet Hub spy is still at large.
SIGN Could the spy be one of them?
E8 - Episode 8
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SIGN May 1948
SIGN May 1950
SIGN June 1955
SIGN Astro Note
[01:49] NAOSUKE
They fall in love...
[01:52] MIRA
What are you doing?
[01:53] TAKUMI
Well, you see...
[01:56] NAOSUKE
...have their hearts broken,
and wallow in misery.
[02:00] NAOSUKE
Why do Earthlings waste their time
on this waste of time?
[02:05] TAKUMI
I'll see you later.
[02:07] MIRA
Sure.
[02:08] NAOSUKE
Someone's having a lot of fun.
[02:10] MIRA
Oh, please.
[02:11] NAOSUKE
What's this about later?
[02:13] MIRA
We're going to the grocer's.
[02:14] NAOSUKE
Why the grocer's?
[02:16] MIRA
Apparently, they're running an
all-you-can-pack veggie promotion.
[02:19] MIRA
Each customer can only take part once,
so we're both going together.
[02:21] NAOSUKE
Wha?
[02:23] MIRA
I don't really get it myself,
but he says it's a good deal.
[02:27] NAOSUKE
A good deal, huh?
[02:29] NAOSUKE
If Her Majesty were to hear of this,
she would be beside herself.
[02:33] NAOSUKE
The next in line to the Planet Wid throne
is out here penny-pinching on groceries.
[02:39] MIRA
I get it, okay?
[02:41] SHOKICHI
Oh!
[02:42] SHOKICHI
There you are, Naosuke.
[02:45] SHOKICHI
Time for our walk.
[02:48] SHOKICHI
May I take him?
[02:49] MIRA
Of course. Go ahead.
[02:51] MIRA
Naosuke loves going on walks with you.
[02:54] NAOSUKE
Mira!
[03:00] SHOKICHI
Walky-walky, Naosuke-chan.
[03:03] MIRA
I'm happy for you, Naosuke.
[03:10] NAOSUKE
Yamashita Shokichi is no lover of dogs.
[03:14] GIRL1
Oh, cute!
[03:17] GIRL2
Is it all right if we take pics?
[03:19] SHOKICHI
Go right ahead.
[03:20] NAOSUKE
He's just a lover of dog-loving chicks!
[03:23] GIRL1
What's the name?
[03:25] SHOKICHI
Shokichi.
[03:27] GIRL1
Shokichi? How cute!
[03:29] SHOKICHI
I get that a lot.
[03:34] SHOKICHI
See you again. Bye-bye.
[03:39] SHOKICHI
Aoi-chan's around that age, too...
[03:46] SHOKICHI
Oh, Ren.
[03:47] HARUTO
Hey, it's Naosuke!
[03:49] HARUTO
Man, I wish I could have a dog too.
[03:53] REN
Naosuke's no dog.
[03:55] HARUTO
Uh, he clearly is.
[03:57] RANDOMOTHER
Hey, it's a doggy!
[04:01] REN
He really isn't a dog.
[04:02] HARUTO
Then what is he?
[04:04] REN
The thing about Naosuke...
[04:08] HARUTO
What? No way.
[04:10] REN
It's true!
[04:11] HARUTO
I don't believe you.
[04:12] REN
Then I'll show you proof sometime.
[04:15] NAOSUKE
Uh-oh.
[04:17] RANDOMOTHER
So cute! How old?
[04:19] SHOKICHI
Seventy-three.
[04:21] RANDOMOTHER
Huh?
[04:22] SHOKICHI
Tee-hee.
[04:23] HARUTO
You promise?
[04:24] REN
Yeah. I'll show you proof
that puts it beyond all doubt.
[04:28] NAOSUKE
This will not end well.
[04:30] TAKUMI
All's well that ends well.
[04:32] MIRA
What do you mean?
[04:33] TAKUMI
I didn't expect you to have
a talent for all-you-can-pack sales.
[04:36] MIRA
Can you really call this a talent?
[04:39] TAKUMI
It is! Just look at me.
[04:42] TAKUMI
I was so worried about
what people might think of me.
[04:45] MIRA
Were you?
[04:47] TAKUMI
Meanwhile, your masterpiece shows
[04:50] TAKUMI
you didn't care who saw you packing in
all the carrots in the world.
[04:54] TAKUMI
It gets across your primal instinct—
your passion—to take as many home as possible.
[05:00] MIRA
Uh, are you sure you're complimenting me?
[05:02] TAKUMI
I am! It's a work of art!
[05:06] TAKUMI
It seems it's going to be clams next time.
What say you, Maestro?
[05:12] MIRA
Very well. I'll consider it.
[05:17] MIRA
Anyway, this was really fun.
[05:20] TAKUMI
Do you not have all-you-can-pack
sales on Planet Wid?
[05:23] MIRA
Huh?
[05:24] TAKUMI
Uh, never mind. I should've
known better than to ask.
[05:29] MIRA
Do we? I'm not sure.
[05:32] TAKUMI
Huh?
[05:34] MIRA
I'm royalty, so I couldn't leave
the palace on my own.
[05:40] MIRA
I never got to go to the places
people shopped for necessities.
[05:45] MIRA
All I ever had for food was the necessary
Perfect Food at set times.
[05:51] MIRA
I had no idea breakfast could be so delicious.
[05:57] MIRA
So maybe we do have these things,
and I just never knew.
[06:04] MIRA
Including all-you-can-pack veggies.
SIGN A
S
T
R
O
L
O
D
G
E
[06:07] TAKUMI
We're home.
[06:10] MIRA
We're home, Ren-kun.
[06:12] REN
Welcome home.
[06:16] MIRA
What's wrong, Naosuke?
[06:18] MIRA
Huh? Ren-kun's targeting you?
[06:20] NAOSUKE
Shh! Keep it down!
[06:23] NAOSUKE
He's suspected that I'm not
a dog for a while now.
[06:27] MIRA
You think he's figured out you're a Wido?
[06:29] NAOSUKE
I can't be certain, but it's likely.
[06:32] TAKUMI
In that case, don't you just have
to convince him that you're a dog?
[06:36] NAOSUKE
Wait, what are you even doing here?
[06:39] MIRA
But how?
[06:40] TAKUMI
He just has to do doglike things.
[06:43] NAOSUKE
What doglike things?
[06:45] TAKUMI
Okay, Naosuke.
[06:47] TAKUMI
Fetch!
[06:49] TAKUMI
Look over there.
SIGN Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[06:54] TAKUMI
Fetch, Naosuke!
[07:02] TAKUMI
Good boy.
[07:05] TAKUMI
Wag your tail and act happier.
[07:09] TAKUMI
He's watching.
[07:14] TAKUMI
Attaboy.
[07:16] TAKUMI
Fetch!
[07:18] TAKUMI
Shake.
[07:26] TAKUMI
You're so cute, Naosuke.
[07:29] MIRA
Cute!
[07:31] TAKUMI
Shake.
[07:33] TAKUMI
You're totally a dog now!
[07:37] NAOSUKE
Don't push your luck!
[07:39] NAOSUKE
Ow, ow, ow!
[07:41] NAOSUKE
I tap! I'm tapping out!
[07:42] NAOSUKE
Ouch! Owwie...
[07:43] MIRA
You'd look great in this too, Naosuke.
[07:49] NAOSUKE
I'm done with this crap.
[07:54] MIRA
Terran dogs are so adorable.
[07:57] NAOSUKE
How about getting a dog cage and stuff?
[08:00] NAOSUKE
Every home with a dog has one,
[08:02] NAOSUKE
and violent dogs need to be put in one!
[08:05] MIRA
Huh. So dogs really are pets.
[08:09] TAKUMI
Is Naosuke not a pet on Planet Wid?
[08:13] MIRA
Don't let him hear you say that.
[08:16] MIRA
He's my, uh...
I guess you could say bodyguard?
[08:20] TAKUMI
While you're on Earth?
[08:22] MIRA
No. For life.
[08:23] TAKUMI
For life?!
[08:25] MIRA
Yes. Chosen ones from Naosuke's species
[08:29] MIRA
are tasked with watching over
royals from birth to death.
[08:33] TAKUMI
So, Naosuke has to protect you all your life?
[08:37] MIRA
Yes.
[08:39] MIRA
Naosuke's species lives longer than we do.
[08:43] TAKUMI
Huh. Must be rough.
[08:45] MIRA
What?
[08:45] TAKUMI
I mean, it's a cruel job.
[08:49] TAKUMI
He has to watch someone dear to him die
and then live the rest of his life alone.
[08:54] TAKUMI
I could never.
[08:56] TAKUMI
Oh, this might be a good
choice. Very doglike.
[09:01] MIRA
I'd never even thought about that.
[09:19] REN
Have you seen Naosuke?
[09:21] AOI
Naosuke? I haven't, no.
[09:24] REN
Sheesh. Where'd he go?
[09:41] NAOSUKE
You look like it's the end of the world.
[09:44] NAOSUKE
What's wrong?
[09:45] AOI
I don't get it myself.
[09:48] AOI
I know I'll get hurt if I see him,
but I still want to.
[09:53] AOI
I want him to look my way,
[09:56] AOI
but I also don't, because I don't
want him to come to hate me.
[10:00] AOI
I don't know what I should do.
[10:03] AOI
Have you ever felt this way, Octo-san?
[10:07] NAOSUKE
"Octo-san"?
[10:08] AOI
Because you live in Room 8.
[10:11] NAOSUKE
I'm...
[10:12] AOI
It's okay. You don't have to say your name
or show your face or anything.
[10:16] AOI
I used to be a shut-in not long ago too,
[10:19] AOI
so I think I know how you feel, Octo-san.
[10:28] MIRA
Coming.
[10:32] TERUKO
Huh?
[10:33] TERUKO
Why's Miyasaka-kun here?
[10:35] TERUKO
Gosh, is that what's going on?
[10:39] MIRA
Huh? What do you mean?
[10:41] TAKUMI
That is not what's going on!
[10:43] TAKUMI
Nothing's going on! Nothing at all!
[10:44] MIRA
Did you need me for something, Matsubara-san?
[10:47] TERUKO
Oh, right. I can't find my room key.
[10:50] MIRA
Key?
[10:52] TERUKO
I got home...
[10:54] (Flashback) TERUKO
I'm back.
[10:56] TERUKO
...put my key there,
[10:58] TERUKO
and got busy writing my room number
on the stuff I was putting in the fridge.
[11:08] TERUKO
And when I came back out, the key was gone.
[11:12] MIRA
Hmm, maybe someone took it by mistake?
[11:17] TERUKO
I was only gone for a minute or so.
Nobody came by here in that time.
[11:21] TOMIHIRO
Have you seen my bicycle key anywhere?
[11:23] SHOKICHI
Anyone know where the storeroom key is?
[11:25] MIRA
Huh?
[11:26] TAKUMI
Oh.
[11:28] TAKUMI
My key to the drawer is gone!
[11:31] NAOSUKE
What? Keys of all kinds have gone missing?
[11:34] MIRA
Yeah. It might be the work of the Hubby spy.
[11:38] TAKUMI
That squid-like thing?
[11:40] NAOSUKE
Again, what are you doing here?
[11:43] TAKUMI
If that rogue squid is after our keys,
maybe we should try luring it out.
[11:48] MIRA
But how?
[11:52] MIRA
Whoa, I finally found the key!
[11:56] MIRA
Hooray!
[11:58] MIRA
I can't believe it was here all along!
[12:01] MIRA
It's very important,
so I should lock it in the safe!
[12:08] MIRA
How was I?
[12:09] TAKUMI
No sign of the squid.
[12:11] NAOSUKE
It's a spy from Planet Hub, not a squid!
[12:14] NAOSUKE
Will we really catch it with this tomfoolery?
[12:17] TAKUMI
Well, "this tomfoolery" is what
brought Aoi-chan out of her room.
[12:21] NAOSUKE
Hmm?
[12:26] TAKUMI
What is Shokichi-san doing?
[12:29] NAOSUKE
He's blocking the camera.
[12:30] SHOKICHI
Landlady!
[12:32] MIRA
Yes?
[12:33] SHOKICHI
Do you have a moment?
[12:35] MIRA
On my way!
[12:37] MIRA
I'll be right back.
[12:42] NAOSUKE
Hey! Try anything remotely funny,
and you're a dead man.
[12:46] TAKUMI
Wha—I'm not going to! I was just...
[12:50] NAOSUKE
Just?
[12:51] TAKUMI
Just thinking this room looked
awfully simple for a Wido princess.
[12:57] NAOSUKE
I agree.
[12:59] NAOSUKE
There was no need for her
to live here in the first place.
[13:02] NAOSUKE
Evicting the residents
and demolishing the building
[13:05] NAOSUKE
would have made looking
for the key much easier.
[13:09] TAKUMI
Hey! Spare a thought for how the
residents themselves would feel.
[13:13] TAKUMI
A lot of them have nowhere else to go.
[13:20] TAKUMI
What?
[13:21] NAOSUKE
Nah.
[13:22] TAKUMI
Out with it.
[13:23] NAOSUKE
It's nothing.
[13:24] TAKUMI
Ren-kun! You're right! Naosuke's no dog—
[13:28] NAOSUKE
Okay, okay! Fine!
[13:31] NAOSUKE
It's just, you said the same thing as Mira.
[13:35] TAKUMI
Huh?
[13:36] (Flashback) MIRA
We need to consider how the
residents themselves would feel.
[13:40] (Flashback) MIRA
Astro Lodge is the only place
a lot of them can call home.
[13:45] (Flashback) MIRA
I don't think we have the right
to ruin their lives here.
[13:52] SHOKICHI
I wanted to close the shutters
because it seems a typhoon's on the way,
[13:57] SHOKICHI
but they just wouldn't budge.
[13:59] MIRA
I-I can fix this!
[14:02] MIRA
Maybe something's stuck in there.
[14:04] MIRA
Do you have a thin stick of some kind?
[14:07] SHOKICHI
How about this?
[14:10] NAOSUKE
What are they doing?
[14:12] SHOKICHI
Oh, dear. The rain's coming in.
[14:19] NAOSUKE
Is that...
[14:21] TAKUMI
Mira-san!
[14:30] TOMIHIRO
What's the matter?
[14:33] MIRA
Oh, uh, don't worry about it!
[14:38] SHOKICHI
Huh? What just happened?
[14:44] NAOSUKE
Search the first floor.
[14:45] TAKUMI
Roger.
[15:03] MIRA
What's wrong?
[15:11] TAKUMI
Hey, it was a squid!
[15:13] NAOSUKE
No, a Planet Hub spy.
[15:17] NAOSUKE
I forgot I brought this.
[15:19] MIRA
What is that?
[15:20] NAOSUKE
A device used to out spies back on Planet Wid.
[15:24] NAOSUKE
They react to this light.
[15:29] MIRA
We've lost power.
I'll go flip the breaker back on.
[15:35] NAOSUKE
I'll find the spy.
[15:37] NAOSUKE
In the meantime, you keep Mira safe.
[15:40] NAOSUKE
Don't leave her alone for a second.
[15:42] TAKUMI
Gotcha.
[15:49] MIRA
Huh?
[15:50] TAKUMI
Did that not work?
[15:51] MIRA
It didn't...
[15:52] TAKUMI
Maybe this whole area's facing a blackout.
[16:02] TERUKO
Yummy!
[16:05] MIRA
What are you doing?
[16:10] TAKUMI
Hey! That's the green sea urchin
we got recently!
[16:13] TAKUMI
Who said you could eat it?!
[16:15] TERUKO
We're doing it a favor!
[16:17] TAKUMI
Huh?
[16:17] TERUKO
The power's out, right?
[16:19] TERUKO
Everything in the fridge will spoil.
[16:22] TERUKO
We're doing it the favor
of eating it before it does.
[16:25] TOMIHIRO
We're fighting food wastage here!
[16:28] SHOKICHI
Do you want some, Mira-chan?
[16:30] MIRA
May I? That looks amazing.
[16:32] TERUKO
There's only one thing to do on
stormy days, and that's to drink it up.
[16:37] TAKUMI
I very much disagree.
[16:41] TAKUMI
But if you're going to eat it anyway,
eat it in style.
[16:47] MIRA
Wow, so pretty!
[16:49] TAKUMI
Help yourselves.
[16:50] ALL
Let's eat!
[16:55] MIRA
Delicious!
[16:58] AOI
That looks yummy.
[17:00] TERUKO
Way to startle me. Can you
please not sneak in like a ninja?
[17:04] AOI
May I have some too?
[17:06] TAKUMI
Of course.
[17:07] TOMIHIRO
Huh? Where'd Ren go?
[17:10] TOMIHIRO
Hey, Ren! We've got sushi! Ren!
[17:13] AOI
Thank you.
[17:23] TERUKO
Say, how old are you, Aoi-chan?
[17:27] TERUKO
Can you legally drink? How about you join us?
[17:30] TAKUMI
Matsubara-san.
[17:32] TAKUMI
Nowadays, it's considered problematic
to pressure younger people into drinking.
[17:36] TERUKO
What? I'm the same age
as Aoi-chan! Terurunrun!
[17:41] TAKUMI
Are you, now?
[17:42] AOI
I can drink umeshu a little.
[17:44] MIRA
Oh, we have some amazing umeshu.
[17:48] MIRA
Let me go get it.
[17:49] TAKUMI
Oh, I'll go with you.
[17:53] MIRA
I would've been fine by myself.
[17:55] TAKUMI
Naosuke asked me to keep
you safe from Hubbies.
SIGN May 1948
SIGN May 1950
SIGN June 1955
[18:12] MIRA
Did you panic, Miyasaka-san?
[18:15] TAKUMI
Panic?
[18:17] MIRA
I was told never to reveal our identities
because it would make Earthlings panic.
[18:25] TAKUMI
Oh, right, that.
[18:28] TAKUMI
It's true that it did freak me out at first.
SIGN May 1950
[18:32] TAKUMI
But before finding out you were a Wido,
I thought you were English.
[18:38] TAKUMI
And I figured this was just one step further.
[18:42] TAKUMI
Besides...
[18:43] TAKUMI
You're an ordinary girl in my eyes.
[18:47] MIRA
Ordinary?
[18:49] TAKUMI
Yes, a perfectly ordinary girl.
[18:51] TAKUMI
So I chose to believe in what I saw of you instead.
[18:56] TAKUMI
I'll carry the umeshu.
[18:58] TAKUMI
Ow!
[19:00] MIRA
Are you okay?
[19:01] TAKUMI
I-I'm fine...
[19:10] MIRA
Are you okay?
[19:11] TAKUMI
Y-Yeah...
[19:18] MIRA
Are you okay?
[19:20] TAKUMI
The wasabi...
[19:28] TAKUMI
Huh?
[19:29] TAKUMI
Maybe it's not Mira-san being targeted...
[19:32] MIRA
Are you okay?
[19:34] TAKUMI
Maybe it's me!
[19:35] TERUKO
Terurun, Terurun, Terurunrun!
[19:39] TERUKO
Drink up!
[19:41] MIRA
What's up, Naosuke?
[19:53] TAKUMI
Huh?
[19:56] MIRA
Is Aoi-chan the spy?!
[19:58] TOMIHIRO
What's this? Do you glow instead of
getting flushed when you drink, Aoi-chan?
[20:03] TERUKO
Whoa, she really is!
[20:09] AOI
A man like you,
[20:11] AOI
who toys with people's hearts...
must not be left alive!
[20:18] AOI
How do you not remember me?
How cruel can you be?!
[20:21] TAKUMI
What do you mean, remember you?
[20:22] AOI
Yeah, yeah, I know I'm
nothing but background noise!
[20:26] AOI
Damn it all!
[20:29] TERUKO
Wow, Aoi-chan's a master of the drunken fist!
[20:34] MIRA
Are you okay, Aoi-chan?
[20:36] AOI
I... hate you so much!
[20:42] NAOSUKE
Mira!
[20:44] NAOSUKE
She's been possessed by a Hubby! Suck it out!
[20:47] NAOSUKE
Get to it!
[21:28] MIRA
Are you okay?!
[21:33] AOI
What was I...
[21:36] NAOSUKE
Thankfully, Aoi-chan had no recollection
of the time she spent possessed,
[21:42] NAOSUKE
and the other residents of Astro Note
were too drunk to remember.
[21:51] NAOSUKE
The storm passed...
[21:55] MIRA
Good morning.
[21:57] TAKUMI
Good morning.
[21:59] AOI
G... Good morning.
[22:03] TAKUMI
M-Morning.
[22:10] NAOSUKE
...I hope.
SIGN Aoi, who blanked out after drinking,
SIGN apparently shared a kiss with Takumi...
SIGN Takumi finally remembers who she is.
SIGN What will become of Takumi and Aoi?!
SIGN What will become of Takumi and Aoi?!
E9 - Episode 9
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[00:07] (Flashback) AOI
How do you not remember me?
How cruel can you be?!
[00:14] MIRA
Good morning.
[00:16] TAKUMI
Good morning.
[00:19] AOI
G... Good morning.
[00:22] TAKUMI
M-Morning.
[00:24] (Flashback) AOI
I... hate you so much!
SIGN Astro Note
[02:03] TERUKO
Mornin'.
[02:06] TERUKO
Huh, Aoi-chan? Pretty unusual for you
to be eating breakfast here.
[02:10] AOI
Can't I?
[02:12] TERUKO
'Course you can. I'm just wondering
what brought this on.
[02:17] TERUKO
Time to eat.
[02:19] AOI
Nothing in particular.
[02:33] TOMIHIRO
Explain this.
[02:36] SHOKICHI
What is it?
[02:37] TOMIHIRO
A notice for parents' visit day.
[02:39] TOMIHIRO
Why didn't you tell me
about something so important?
[02:41] REN
Because I don't want you to come, obviously.
[02:45] TOMIHIRO
Why not? How awful!
[02:46] REN
Who's the awful one here?
[02:48] REN
Search your heart, and you'll find the reason!
[02:54] REN
Everything you just thought of. All of it.
[02:57] TOMIHIRO
You could tell what I was thinking?
[03:01] REN
"What could it be?
[03:03] REN
Is it because I went in a T-shirt
and sandals last time?
[03:07] REN
Or is it because I was hungover
and threw up in the boys' bathroom?
[03:10] REN
Or is it maybe because I started flirting
with his friend's mom?
[03:13] REN
Or maybe..."
[03:14] TOMIHIRO
Wow... You're amazing!
[03:16] TOMIHIRO
You just read my mind. You must be a psychic!
[03:20] TOMIHIRO
I'd better tell your teachers
to develop your special ability in class...
[03:24] REN
Don't you dare show up!
[03:28] NAOSUKE
What's wrong?
[03:30] AOI
We kissed...
[03:32] AOI
I think.
[03:34] NAOSUKE
You think?
[03:35] AOI
I was drunk, so I don't remember clearly.
[03:41] NAOSUKE
So he's the kind of guy
who'd kiss a drunk girl?
[03:44] NAOSUKE
Can't be too decent, if you ask me.
[03:49] AOI
He treats everyone equally
with love and care.
[03:53] AOI
So I want to believe that he's a decent guy.
[03:57] NAOSUKE
Do you hate the landlady?
[03:59] AOI
Huh? Why do you ask?
[04:01] NAOSUKE
Oh, just curious.
[04:03] AOI
I don't hate hate her.
[04:05] AOI
But she eats everything
like it's the greatest meal ever.
[04:09] AOI
I envy that.
[04:13] MIRA
Bye.
[04:14] SHOKICHI
Have a nice day.
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[04:20] SHOKICHI
I wonder what make that car is.
[04:23] SHOKICHI
Rich people sure do live in style.
[04:30] SHOIN
So the Hubby spy stole a dummy key?
[04:34] MIRA
Yeah. So things should be fine now.
[04:36] MIRA
You didn't have to come pick me up.
[04:39] SHOIN
It's still not safe.
They'll know immediately that it's a fake.
[04:42] MIRA
Really? How are they supposed to find out?
[04:45] MIRA
I've never seen the actual one, either.
[04:47] MIRA
If I were told it was the key,
I'd probably believe it.
[04:52] MIRA
What a beautiful day.
Oh, I should've aired the futons.
[04:56] MIRA
Did you know? Futons are really soft
and nice to sleep in after you've aired them.
[05:01] SHOIN
Mira.
[05:02] SHOIN
We have more important things
to take care of right now.
[05:11] SHOIN
We need to find the key
[05:13] SHOIN
and return to Planet Wid as soon as possible.
[05:16] SHOIN
Bring up the entries on Astro Lodge.
[05:18] ALEXA
Understood.
[05:21] SHOIN
Let's review all the logs
we have on that building.
[05:25] SHOIN
You start over there, Mira.
[05:26] MIRA
Okay.
[05:35] SHOIN
What is it?
[05:35] MIRA
Leaves are starting to clog up the gutter.
I need to clean them up.
[05:42] MIRA
Gosh, Room 3's window is wide open!
[05:46] MIRA
Did I forget to close it
after cleaning last time?
[05:49] MIRA
It'll be bad news if it rains.
[05:51] MIRA
Let me go close it real quick.
[05:52] SHOIN
Mira!
[05:54] MIRA
Oh, right. I guess it won't rain today,
given how clear the skies were.
[05:58] SHOIN
That's not the point.
[05:59] SHOIN
Right now, you're barely acting
like Planet Wid's next queen.
[06:03] SHOIN
The title of Astro Lodge's caretaker
suits you more.
[06:06] MIRA
What? You really think so?
[06:08] SHOIN
That wasn't a compliment.
[06:10] SHOIN
What's gotten into you?
Do you not want to go home to Planet Wid?
[06:14] SHOIN
You're our princess.
[06:16] SHOIN
The Widi are eagerly waiting for you
to return with key in hand.
[06:19] MIRA
I know that, but...
[06:22] SHOIN
But?
[06:23] MIRA
You know how we have so many rules
we have to abide by all our lives?
[06:27] MIRA
I've been having my doubts
about them lately.
[06:30] MIRA
I wonder if the established rules
are really right for us.
[06:34] SHOIN
Mira.
[06:35] SHOIN
Have you fallen in love?
[06:36] MIRA
Huh?
[06:38] MIRA
Where did that come from?
[06:40] SHOIN
Just thinking you might've been
influenced by someone.
[06:43] MIRA
Gosh, what are you saying?
SIGN For those who want a job right away!
SIGN Salary over 210,000 a month!!
[06:53] [SONG] SIGN
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[06:53] [SONG] SIGN
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SIGN Click for details!
[06:55] NAOSUKE
That doesn't look too bad.
[06:58] TAKUMI
Don't just waltz into my room!
[07:00] NAOSUKE
Moving on from the unemployed life, eh?
[07:01] TAKUMI
I am not unemployed!
[07:03] NAOSUKE
What are you if not unemployed?
[07:05] TAKUMI
Head chef at this historic Astro Lodge!
[07:09] NAOSUKE
Phooey.
[07:12] TAKUMI
What is it?
[07:13] NAOSUKE
What is what?
[07:15] TAKUMI
You came to talk to me
about something, right?
[07:21] NAOSUKE
Do you really not remember Aoi-chan?
[07:25] TAKUMI
Way to rub it in.
[07:27] NAOSUKE
Do you or don't you?
[07:31] TAKUMI
I don't. At all.
[07:33] NAOSUKE
She's a nice girl,
don't you think?
[07:35] NAOSUKE
You should respond to her feelings.
[07:38] TAKUMI
What do you mean, her feelings?
[07:39] NAOSUKE
Huh?
[07:40] TAKUMI
What?
[07:42] TAKUMI
Huh? What?!
SIGN 35th Annual Battle of the Chefs Results Announced!
Miyasaka Takumi Becomes Youngest Ever to Win Grand Prize!
[07:45] NAOSUKE
You're so dense. Take a look.
[07:51] TAKUMI
Hmm? Is that...
[07:54] TAKUMI
Aoi-chan?
[07:57] MIRA
Coming.
[08:02] MIRA
Ren-kun?
[08:04] MIRA
You ran away?
SIGN Dear Parents and Guardians
Notice of Parents' Visiting Day
[08:08] (Flashback) TOMIHIRO
As your father, I have every right
to attend parents' visiting day!
[08:11] (Flashback) REN
Then I'll cut all ties with you!
[08:15] REN
Now I have nowhere to go,
so I'll be hanging out here.
[08:20] MIRA
B-But...
[08:21] REN
Don't worry. You know what my pops is like.
[08:26] REN
So I've learned to take care of myself.
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[08:45] TAKUMI
Huh? You're up early today, Wakabayashi-san.
[08:48] TOMIHIRO
I wanted to see my boy.
[08:50] TAKUMI
Huh?
[08:51] TOMIHIRO
We're celebrating my dear son's
first time running away.
[08:55] TOMIHIRO
Look this way, Ren.
[08:57] TOMIHIRO
How's your first breakfast
since running away feel?
[08:59] TOMIHIRO
Does it taste more grown-up?
[09:03] REN
Thanks for the food.
[09:04] TOMIHIRO
Hey, wait!
[09:04] TOMIHIRO
Don't waste your food! Come on!
[09:14] AOI
Good... morning.
[09:16] TAKUMI
Huh? G-Good morning.
[09:28] TERUKO
That makes ten.
[09:30] TAKUMI
Matsubara-san?
[09:31] TERUKO
That's the tenth sigh you've let out in a row.
[09:34] TAKUMI
Huh? How long have you been following me?
[09:36] TERUKO
Need a shoulder to cry on?
[09:38] TERUKO
You're paying.
SIGN Pub
[09:44] TERUKO
Beer tastes amazing after a hard day's work
when it's on somebody else's dime!
[09:48] TAKUMI
Are you really younger than me?
[09:51] TERUKO
So? What's bothering you?
[09:54] TAKUMI
Keep this between us,
[09:57] TAKUMI
but, uh... it seems Aoi-chan
has feelings for me.
[10:03] TERUKO
And?
[10:04] TAKUMI
"And"?
[10:04] TERUKO
You were the only one who hadn't noticed.
[10:08] TAKUMI
What's more, we worked
at the same hotel, apparently.
[10:13] TERUKO
"Apparently"? You don't remember?
[10:15] TAKUMI
I don't.
[10:16] TERUKO
Yikes. You're a jerk.
[10:18] TAKUMI
B-But we had so many staff.
[10:21] TAKUMI
Of course I don't remember
each and every one.
[10:26] TERUKO
"I'm such an asshole.
[10:29] TERUKO
Not only did I forget all about Aoi-chan,
[10:31] TERUKO
I accepted her invitation to the Insect
Festival, which she meant as a date invite,
[10:34] TERUKO
led her on, and toyed with her feelings
like a total scumbag!"
[10:39] TAKUMI
Please stop narrating for me!
[10:42] TAKUMI
Also, "scumbag" is pushing it!
[10:45] TAKUMI
What should I do?
[10:47] TAKUMI
I don't know how to interact with Aoi-chan.
[10:51] TAKUMI
What?
[10:52] TERUKO
Beer tastes amazing when it's paired
with a side dish of schadenfreude.
[10:56] TAKUMI
You're the jerk here.
[10:59] TERUKO
Anyway, if you can't reciprocate her feelings,
[11:03] TERUKO
your job is to make sure
that she can move on.
[11:10] TERUKO
So chicks are into guys like you, huh?
[11:12] TAKUMI
It's not like that.
[11:15] TAKUMI
Don't you have someone you like?
[11:17] TERUKO
I have zero interest
in dating and all that crap.
[11:21] TERUKO
The time I spend as the idol Terurun
is what I live for! Terurun!
[11:27] TAKUMI
Get me another beer from the tap!
[11:33] TOMIHIRO
Pardon me.
[11:35] TOMIHIRO
I know the room's messy,
but I only just got back from work.
[11:39] MIRA
What? You work?!
[11:41] TOMIHIRO
You don't have to act so surprised.
[11:43] MIRA
Oh, sorry.
[11:45] TOMIHIRO
I am technically unemployed,
[11:47] TOMIHIRO
but I do day jobs
when I'm seriously low on cash.
[11:51] TOMIHIRO
Let me make you some tea.
[11:53] MIRA
Oh, don't mind me.
[11:56] MIRA
U-Um, so, about Ren-kun...
[11:59] TOMIHIRO
Sorry for the trouble we're causing you.
[12:02] MIRA
It's no trouble!
[12:05] TOMIHIRO
He can be a stubborn kid
who refuses to listen,
[12:10] TOMIHIRO
but he'll grow bored of this
and come back eventually.
[12:15] MIRA
O-Oh, but...
[12:17] MIRA
Ren-kun seems to be really against
the idea of you visiting his school.
[12:21] MIRA
Why not put his feelings first, just this time?
[12:25] TOMIHIRO
I'm afraid I can't do that.
[12:27] MIRA
Why not?
[12:28] TOMIHIRO
I mean, I want to see where, how,
and with whom he's studying.
[12:36] TOMIHIRO
But, well, I can't have him
getting bullied because of me,
[12:40] TOMIHIRO
so I fully intend to behave this time around.
[12:43] TOMIHIRO
I'll lay off the booze until the day is done.
[12:46] MIRA
You? Lay off the booze?
[12:48] TOMIHIRO
I'll make do with barley tea.
[12:56] MIRA
Is that Ren-kun's mother?
[12:58] TOMIHIRO
They look alike, right?
[13:00] MIRA
They do, yes.
[13:03] TOMIHIRO
And Ren and I look nothing alike.
[13:06] TOMIHIRO
That's because we're not
actually related by blood.
[13:09] MIRA
What?
[13:10] TOMIHIRO
It's not really a big secret or anything.
[13:13] TOMIHIRO
We were never married, so when she passed,
[13:17] TOMIHIRO
there was talk of sending Ren to an orphanage.
[13:21] TOMIHIRO
But a lawyer friend of Tasuke-san's
really helped us out,
[13:26] TOMIHIRO
and so we got to live together as we do now.
[13:29] TOMIHIRO
Whether we're blood-related or not
doesn't matter one bit to me,
[13:35] TOMIHIRO
but society seems to think otherwise.
[13:38] MIRA
I had no idea.
[13:40] TOMIHIRO
Back then, I realized
beyond a shadow of a doubt
[13:44] TOMIHIRO
that, of all the countless
living things on Earth,
[13:47] TOMIHIRO
I love Ren most of all!
[13:51] TOMIHIRO
And nobody can tell me otherwise.
[13:54] TOMIHIRO
Mira-san, have you ever met
someone you love with all your heart?
[13:58] TOMIHIRO
I can't say for sure, as I've basically
stumbled my way through life,
[14:01] TOMIHIRO
but it's not every day you meet such a person.
[14:04] TOMIHIRO
I love Ren.
[14:06] TOMIHIRO
And love can change
your life in unexpected ways.
[14:13] TOMIHIRO
Oh, but I guess I'm still
stumbling my way through life.
[14:20] TOMIHIRO
I ended up talking about something
that's best discussed over a drink.
[14:24] TOMIHIRO
Oh, look at the time.
[14:25] TOMIHIRO
Have you had dinner yet?
[14:27] MIRA
No, not yet.
[14:29] TOMIHIRO
Ren needs to eat, too.
[14:31] TOMIHIRO
You're taking care of him,
so let me buy you something.
[14:35] MIRA
You can't. Aren't you seriously low on cash?
[14:39] TOMIHIRO
Shall we go to war?
[14:40] MIRA
"War"?
[14:42] TOMIHIRO
I mean the supermarket's half-off meals.
[14:44] MIRA
What the heck?
[14:46] TOMIHIRO
Don't you know?
[14:47] TOMIHIRO
In the deli aisle of the supermarket
[14:49] TOMIHIRO
are warriors eagerly awaiting
the half-off discount stickers,
[14:54] TOMIHIRO
and they go to war for the prizes they seek.
[14:56] TOMIHIRO
In that way, the supermarket
becomes a war zone every single night.
SIGN 3rd Grade Arithmetic
[15:08] SHOKICHI
Took you a while. Find your eraser?
[15:12] REN
Yeah.
[15:17] SHOKICHI
Aoi-chan, are you good at arithmetic?
[15:23] SHOKICHI
The text on this printout
is too small for me to read.
[15:30] AOI
Oh, that part's wrong.
[15:33] REN
Say...
[15:35] REN
What's your father like?
[15:38] AOI
Who knows?
[15:39] REN
What do you mean?
[15:40] AOI
Well, I grew up in an orphanage.
[15:42] AOI
But from what I've heard,
he was quite the piece of trash.
[15:46] AOI
Your father's nice, though.
[15:48] REN
How? He's unemployed,
so he's trash all the same.
[15:53] AOI
But the people around you can tell
that he showers you with love.
[15:57] AOI
That's a very fortunate thing.
[16:00] REN
Oh, Naosuke.
[16:02] REN
Do you wanna know Naosuke's secret?
[16:06] REN
Actually, Naosuke's...
[16:09] AOI
Huh? Say what?
[16:11] REN
It's true. I saw it with my own eyes.
[16:19] TERUKO
Oh, hey, landlady!
[16:22] MIRA
Welcome back.
[16:23] TOMIHIRO
Wow, already drunk at this hour? I envy you.
[16:28] TAKUMI
Where are you headed?
[16:29] MIRA
To war.
[16:30] TAKUMI
War?
[16:31] TERUKO
Oh, the supermarket?
[16:33] TOMIHIRO
We need to hurry, or those hyenas
will strip the place to the bones.
[16:38] TAKUMI
Should I cook for you?
[16:40] TAKUMI
We have some frozen pork,
so I could make stir-fry.
[16:44] TOMIHIRO
Now, there's a proposition! Let's go home!
[16:48] ALL
Let's eat!
SIGN Barley Tea
[16:59] MIRA
Mm, delicious.
SIGN Today's Menu
- Fried Shrimp
- Miso Soup
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[18:00] TAKUMI
Aoi-chan, are you free?
[18:02] TAKUMI
What say we go for a picnic?
[18:09] TAKUMI
This place feels great.
[18:11] TAKUMI
Why don't we take a seat over there?
[18:13] AOI
Okay.
[18:16] TAKUMI
The triangles have plum,
and the circles have salmon.
[18:19] TAKUMI
Oh, are you okay with dried plum?
[18:21] AOI
I love it.
[18:22] TAKUMI
Y-You do? That's great.
[18:27] TAKUMI
Here.
[18:28] AOI
Thank you.
[18:30] TAKUMI
Eat all you want.
[18:31] AOI
I will, thank you.
[18:52] TAKUMI
There's someone I like.
[18:56] TAKUMI
I'm in love with Mira-san.
[19:00] AOI
I know.
[19:03] AOI
It's obvious.
[19:09] TAKUMI
Oh.
[19:19] TAKUMI
Miss Riceball?
[19:21] TAKUMI
I remember now!
You're Miss Riceball, aren't you?
[19:25] TAKUMI
We met on the rooftop that one time!
[19:26] AOI
Yes.
[19:28] TAKUMI
I'm sorry.
[19:29] TAKUMI
I'm really, really sorry!
[19:37] TAKUMI
Seeing you eat like it was the most delicious
thing ever brought back the memory.
[19:41] AOI
Am I making it look that good?
[19:44] TAKUMI
You always eat with so much gusto.
It makes the food look great.
[19:48] TAKUMI
That massive rice ball back then
looked so good, too.
[19:54] TAKUMI
Wait, what? I'm sorry!
[19:58] AOI
It's not what you think.
[20:01] AOI
I'm happy, this is delicious,
and I'm so happy...
[20:07] AOI
It's happylicious!
SIGN Notice of Parents' Visit Day
[20:17] REN
You can come, but please never hit
on my friends' mothers again.
[20:21] TOMIHIRO
Ren!
[20:23] REN
Cut it out, Pops!
[20:27] AOI
He actually was a decent guy.
[20:29] AOI
He stopped me before I could say anything
so that I wouldn't have to get rejected.
[20:33] NAOSUKE
You're awful cheery
for someone with a broken heart.
[20:36] AOI
I thought there was something I lacked.
[20:39] AOI
But I just didn't know that I had it
all along, and he helped me realize that.
[20:44] AOI
And now I feel like there might be other
things I've never noticed about myself.
[20:49] AOI
It's changed the way I look at my life,
in a positive direction.
[20:52] NAOSUKE
Huh. I don't get it,
but whatever makes you happy.
[20:56] AOI
Maybe it's time for me to go out
and see the world beyond Astro Lodge.
[21:01] AOI
I owe it to you for easing me back
into conversing with people. Thanks.
[21:06] NAOSUKE
I haven't done a thing.
[21:08] AOI
Oh, right. You know Naosuke, the dog?
[21:12] NAOSUKE
Huh?!
[21:12] AOI
You know, the landlady's pet.
[21:15] NAOSUKE
Oh, right, yeah. I remember now.
[21:18] AOI
Ren-kun told me that Naosuke wasn't a dog...
[21:26] AOI
but actually a cat.
[21:28] NAOSUKE
A cat?!
[21:30] AOI
He says he saw him chasing a mouse around
like the cat in that famous cartoon.
[21:36] NAOSUKE
Th-That's great! A cat, huh?
[21:40] AOI
But he's clearly a dog.
[21:44] AOI
I'm scared of dogs, so I don't
like Naosuke much either.
[21:53] MIRA
Good morning.
[21:55] TAKUMI
Good morning.
[21:56] MIRA
Uh, Miyasaka-san?
[21:58] MIRA
Do you have some time to talk later?
[22:15] AOI
Octo-san?
SIGN As the day of Terurun's concert draws near,
SIGN Teruko has her doubts about continuing her idol activities.
SIGN The Hubbies send in another one of their agents.
SIGN But are they after Takumi and not Mira?!
SIGN But are they after Takumi and not Mira?!
E10 - Episode 10
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[00:21] TERUKO
Morning!
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[00:22] MIRA
Good morning.
[00:23] TERUKO
I'm beat.
[00:25] MIRA
Why were you working out so early?
[00:28] TERUKO
Building stamina for my upcoming concert.
[00:31] TERUKO
Man, that took a toll on me.
I'm gonna be all sore tomorrow.
[00:39] (Flashback) MIRA
Uh, Miyasaka-san?
[00:41] (Flashback) MIRA
Do you have some time to talk later?
[00:49] TERUKO
Whatcha wanna talk about?
[00:51] MIRA
Give us a moment.
[00:53] MIRA
Hurry up! Everyone's waiting!
[00:57] MIRA
Let me introduce you to
Astro Lodge's newest resident:
[01:02] MIRA
Shoin Ginger-san.
[01:04] SHOIN
Hello.
[01:05] TERUKO
Is he moving in with you?
[01:08] MIRA
No, he's taking Room 8.
[01:10] TOMIHIRO
Weren't you living nearby anyway?
[01:14] TOMIHIRO
Why move in here now?
[01:15] SHOIN
I figured it was a good way to experience
how locals live on this planet.
[01:21] TOMIHIRO
"Planet"?
[01:21] MIRA
He meant this town!
[01:23] MIRA
Sheesh. Shoin can sometimes whiff
his phrasing, so don't pay it too much heed.
[01:28] SHOIN
Anyway, I can't believe so many of you
are crammed inside this tiny building.
[01:35] SHOIN
You're a servant here, if I remember right?
[01:37] TAKUMI
I'm a chef!
[01:39] SHOIN
I'm so excited.
[01:40] SHOIN
I've always wanted to try out plebeian cuisine.
[01:46] TERUKO
He's whiffing, all right.
[01:47] TOMIHIRO
He's so off the mark,
I actually respect it.
SIGN Astro Note
[03:23] AOI
U-Um...
[03:25] SHOIN
And you are?
[03:27] AOI
Octo-san?
[03:29] SHOIN
Aoi-chan in Room 7, right? We finally meet.
[03:32] AOI
Huh?
[03:34] SHOIN
Mira's told me so much about you.
[03:36] AOI
She has?
[03:37] SHOIN
She said a lovely little lady was living here.
[03:41] SHOIN
A-As neighbors,
[03:42] SHOIN
let's get along!
[03:47] NAOSUKE
Listen up!
[03:48] NAOSUKE
Do not say anything unnecessary
to the residents here!
[03:51] SHOIN
Check it out, Naosuke.
[03:52] SHOIN
I place one thing in here,
[03:54] SHOIN
and the room's already packed!
[03:56] SHOIN
I can't fathom living in this tiny corner
of the vast expanse of the universe.
[04:00] SHOIN
Earthlings are truly strange beings.
[04:05] SHOIN
All right, time to search for the key.
[04:07] NAOSUKE
There was no need for you to move in here.
[04:10] SHOIN
There wouldn't have been—
if you were doing your job right.
[04:13] NAOSUKE
Huh?
[04:14] SHOIN
Protect Mira, find the key, and take her
back to Wid as soon as possible.
[04:19] SHOIN
Is that not what you were supposed to do?
[04:22] SHOIN
Instead, you've found no trace of the key,
[04:25] SHOIN
and Mira's faced numerous
attacks from Hubby spies.
[04:29] SHOIN
So now I have to step up and protect Mira.
[04:32] SHOIN
The more time she spends on this planet,
the more pain and suffering Mira will face.
[04:39] TAKUMI
Terurun has a concert coming up.
[04:41] MIRA
Oh, Matsubara-san did mention that.
[04:44] TAKUMI
Would you like to go together?
[04:46] MIRA
Wow, I'd love to!
[04:48] TAKUMI
I'll get us the tickets, then.
[04:50] MIRA
Please do, thanks.
[04:52] TAKUMI
Also, the concert's at night.
[04:56] TAKUMI
Do you want to leave a little early
and eat something nice on the way?
[05:00] MIRA
Something nice?
[05:02] MIRA
What is it?
[05:03] TAKUMI
Oh, uh, I haven't decided yet.
[05:06] TAKUMI
Do you have anything in mind?
Like, anywhere you want to go?
[05:11] MIRA
Hmm...
[05:13] MIRA
Oh, the aquarium!
[05:15] TAKUMI
Huh?
[05:16] MIRA
I heard the aquarium
had loads of tasty-looking fish.
[05:18] TAKUMI
You can't eat the fish in an aquarium.
[05:22] MIRA
Aww.
[05:23] TAKUMI
Have you never been to one?
[05:26] MIRA
Nope.
[05:28] MIRA
I've always wanted to, though.
[05:30] TAKUMI
Then let's go to the aquarium
before the concert.
[05:34] MIRA
Sure!
[05:36] TAKUMI
Okay, it's a plan.
[05:37] MIRA
I'm looking forward to it.
[05:40] TAKUMI
See you.
[05:41] MIRA
Bye.
[05:44] TAKUMI
Yes, yes, yes!
[05:47] TAKUMI
Let's go!
[05:48] TOMIHIRO
You're really happy about your date, huh?
[05:51] TOMIHIRO
It makes sense.
[05:53] TOMIHIRO
Now that Shoin-san's moved in,
[05:55] TOMIHIRO
you would obviously panic,
given he's got you beat in every way.
[06:00] TAKUMI
I-I'm not panicking—
[06:03] TOMIHIRO
Relax. I'm on your side.
[06:07] TOMIHIRO
I want to watch a down-on-his-luck brokie
[06:09] TOMIHIRO
miraculously beat out a man with money,
looks, power, and everything nice!
[06:16] TAKUMI
"Miraculously"?
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[06:30] ALL
Let's eat.
[06:32] MIRA
Shoin, this here is natto.
[06:35] MIRA
You mix it up well, like this,
[06:39] MIRA
place it atop the rice,
[06:41] MIRA
and eat!
[06:47] MIRA
Delicious!
[06:56] SHOIN
So this is natto.
[06:58] SHOIN
If I were facing starvation in outer space,
[07:00] SHOIN
I could wolf down bowls
and bowls of this stuff.
[07:02] MIRA
Right?
[07:05] SHOIN
What's this?
[07:05] MIRA
Salmon! You know...
[07:07] MIRA
Its soft meat is of course delicious,
but what I like most...
[07:12] MIRA
has to be the skin!
[07:15] MIRA
Mm! This is bliss!
[07:26] SHOIN
Mmm.
[07:27] SHOIN
Splendid!
[07:29] MIRA
Everything Miyasaka-san cooks
for breakfast is delicious.
[07:33] TAKUMI
You flatter me.
[07:34] SHOIN
Really? I'm impressed that you can
make such tasty fare!
[07:43] TAKUMI
Heh. There's one way I've got him beat.
[07:53] MIRA
What's all this?
[07:54] SHOIN
I prepared this because I heard the residents
were throwing me a "welcoming party."
[08:00] REN
You cooked?
[08:01] SHOIN
Of course not. I bought it all.
[08:04] TERUKO
Huh? Joel Kabuchon?
[08:07] TERUKO
Isn't that that classy
three-star French restaurant?
[08:09] SHOIN
It was very cheap.
[08:11] REN
What's this?
[08:12] TERUKO
Whoa! It's caviar!
[08:14] SHOIN
Very cheap.
[08:15] TOMIHIRO
What's more,
[08:17] TOMIHIRO
there's even champagne!
[08:18] SHOIN
Very, very cheap.
[08:23] SHOKICHI
Now, Shoin-san.
SIGN Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[08:25] SHOKICHI
Welcome to Astro Lodge! Cheers!
[08:29] ALL
Cheers!
[08:32] TAKUMI
Cooking is a form of love.
[08:34] TAKUMI
It's not about how much you pay for good food.
[08:42] TAKUMI
It's divine!
[08:44] TERUKO
Your opponent's deep pockets
are certainly cause for concern.
[08:49] MIRA
Mm! Delicious!
[08:51] SHOIN
It's a different kind of delicious
than Miyasaka-san's breakfasts.
[08:54] TOMIHIRO
Well, yeah, a famous chef's French cuisine
is obviously going to be a cut above.
[08:59] TOMIHIRO
But don't worry.
[09:00] TOMIHIRO
I'm sure you'll make it someday,
even if you're nobody now.
[09:04] TAKUMI
Excuse me for being a no-name loser.
[09:06] TERUKO
Oh!
[09:08] MIRA
What's the matter?
SIGN Nanase Harumi AKA Nanamiy Married?!
"The two of us will strive
to live happily ever after."
[09:10] REN
Nanamiy got married?!
[09:13] SHOIN
"Nanamiy"?
[09:14] SHOKICHI
A former Japanese idol.
[09:17] TAKUMI
To a tech CEO?!
[09:19] TAKUMI
Damn it! Not you too, Nanamiy!
[09:23] TAKUMI
Bullshit!
[09:23] MIRA
As in poop?
[09:25] TOMIHIRO
Excuse him. He's currently burning with
a desire to eat the rich and poop them out.
[09:33] TOMIHIRO
Huh? Nanamiy's thirty-six?
[09:36] TOMIHIRO
She doesn't look it.
That's an ex-idol for you, I guess.
SIGN Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[09:49] MIRA
Good night.
[09:51] AOI
Um...
[09:53] AOI
About Room 8's...
[09:55] MIRA
Shoin?
[09:56] AOI
Oh, no. The occupant before him.
[09:59] MIRA
Before?
[10:00] MIRA
There was nobody there before Shoin.
[10:02] AOI
Huh?
[10:04] MIRA
Is something the matter?
[10:06] AOI
No.
[10:13] TAKUMI
Good morning.
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[10:15] MIRA
Good morning.
[10:17] MIRA
What's for breakfast today?
[10:19] TAKUMI
Today...
[10:20] MIRA
Oh, wait!
[10:21] MIRA
On second thought, don't tell me.
[10:23] TAKUMI
Huh?
[10:24] MIRA
I want to be surprised.
[10:27] TAKUMI
Look forward to it, then.
[10:30] TERUKO
Mornin'!
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[10:37] MIRA
Matsubara-san!
[10:37] TAKUMI
Matsubara-san?!
[10:39] TAKUMI
What's wrong?!
[10:40] TERUKO
B-Bam... boo...
[10:43] MIRA
Matsubara-san!
[10:43] TAKUMI
Matsubara-san!
[10:50] TERUKO
A bamboo stalk shot up from underground!
[10:53] SHOKICHI
I've lived here for decades, and I've
never heard of that happening before.
[10:58] TERUKO
It's true! Right?
[11:00] TAKUMI
Oh, er, I didn't really see it clearly.
[11:03] SHOKICHI
Either way,
[11:05] SHOKICHI
you can't perform with that injury.
[11:08] TERUKO
I can too. This is nothing.
[11:10] TERUKO
Ow!
[11:11] SHOKICHI
See?
[11:16] SHOIN
No doubt about it.
[11:18] SHOIN
It's a Hubby spy.
[11:20] NAOSUKE
It attacked from underground?
[11:22] SHOIN
They must know the key's buried somewhere.
[11:25] NAOSUKE
Damn it!
[11:26] SHOIN
They're probably digging for it as we speak.
[11:32] MIRA
I'm really sorry about your injury.
[11:35] TERUKO
Why are you apologizing?
[11:37] MIRA
It's my fault. I should've done better.
[11:41] TERUKO
There's no way you could've predicted
bamboo shooting out of the ground.
[11:47] TERUKO
All done.
[11:49] TERUKO
Well? Isn't it cute?
[11:51] TERUKO
I'm gonna debut this outfit
at the upcoming show.
[11:54] MIRA
You're going to perform with that injury?
[11:56] TERUKO
'Course I am! I'll be fine
as long as I'm careful.
[12:00] TERUKO
Gah, my shoulders are all stiff.
[12:04] TERUKO
Could you massage them for me?
[12:08] TERUKO
Say...
[12:09] TERUKO
Why did you become caretaker here?
[12:12] MIRA
Huh? Uh, it just happened, I guess?
[12:15] TERUKO
As a kid, what'd you wanna grow up to be?
[12:18] MIRA
Hmm... I never thought about it.
[12:21] TERUKO
Seriously? You didn't have any dreams
or aspirations at all?
[12:26] MIRA
Nope.
[12:27] TERUKO
Oh, a little more to the right.
[12:30] TERUKO
Yeah, right there.
[12:33] TERUKO
I...
[12:35] TERUKO
Why did I have to fall in love with idols?
[12:39] TERUKO
If I'd chosen a profession
that rewards hard work,
[12:41] TERUKO
I would've had a much easier life.
[12:44] MIRA
Are you having a hard time now?
[12:47] TERUKO
I entered this business
at the same time as Nanamiy.
[12:50] MIRA
Nanamiy? The one who got married?
[12:53] TERUKO
We both took the same audition this one time.
[12:58] TERUKO
And she was the one who took home
the Judges' Choice Award back then.
[13:04] TERUKO
If they'd picked me instead...
[13:09] TERUKO
maybe I would've been the one
who got married to a tech CEO.
[13:13] MIRA
Well, that's bullshit.
[13:20] TERUKO
Yeah, it's BS, all right.
[13:40] SHOIN
It's not safe. You should wait inside.
[13:43] MIRA
I'm fine.
[13:43] SHOIN
No, you're not.
[13:45] SHOIN
If something happened to you...
[13:47] TAKUMI
I'm back.
[13:50] MIRA
Miyasaka-san.
[13:51] TAKUMI
Yes?
[13:55] MIRA
I was looking forward to the aquarium,
[13:58] MIRA
but I don't think I can enjoy it
right now. I'm sorry.
[14:02] TAKUMI
I totally understand,
[14:04] TAKUMI
given the circumstances.
[14:06] TAKUMI
Oh, but you will go to the concert, right?
[14:08] MIRA
Of course.
[14:09] TAKUMI
Then let's go together.
[14:12] MIRA
Sure.
[14:17] SHOIN
Morning!
[14:18] TAKUMI
Good morning. You're up early.
[14:21] SHOIN
What are you making today?
[14:23] TAKUMI
Omeletes.
[14:25] SHOIN
Would you teach me?
[14:28] SHOIN
How to make omeletes.
[14:33] TAKUMI
First, crack open the eggs into a bowl.
[14:35] SHOIN
"Bowl"?
[14:37] TAKUMI
This is a bowl.
[14:40] SHOIN
Huh.
[14:41] SHOIN
So you're called a bowl, huh?
[15:04] TAKUMI
D-Damn, he's good!
[15:09] MIRA
Delicious!
[15:10] SHOKICHI
I would've never realized Shoin-san
made this if I wasn't told.
[15:14] REN
I love it! Make this tomorrow, too!
[15:18] TAKUMI
He's got cooking chops as well?!
[15:20] SHOIN
Mira, this instrument is very handy.
[15:22] SHOIN
Look. You can even grab hot bread with it.
[15:27] SHOIN
Isn't it great?
[15:29] SHOIN
What's it called again, Master?
[15:31] TAKUMI
Those are tongs.
[15:32] SHOIN
Right, tongs!
[15:34] SHOIN
These are called tongs, Mira.
[15:36] MIRA
"Master"?
[15:37] SHOIN
I'm training under him starting today.
[15:39] TAKUMI
The cleanup is part of the
cooking process, disciple of mine.
[15:43] SHOIN
Yes, sir!
[15:45] MIRA
Is he being a bother, Miyasaka-san?
[15:48] TAKUMI
Nah. He's got a knack for it.
[15:51] MIRA
I wonder what's gotten into him.
Why learn how to cook all of a sudden?
[15:56] TAKUMI
He said it's for when you go back to Wid.
[15:58] MIRA
Huh?
[15:59] (Flashback) SHOIN
I want to cook the food Mira loves
when we're back on Planet Wid.
[16:04] TAKUMI
And I want you to continue to eat good food,
even when you're back home.
[16:09] MIRA
Oh, is that so?
[16:12] MIRA
Does Miyasaka-san want me
to go back to Planet Wid?
[16:16] MIRA
Of course he does.
[16:18] MIRA
As long as I'm around, we're under
constant attack from Hubby spies.
[16:23] MIRA
What made you want to be a chef?
[16:27] TAKUMI
Hmm... I just liked to cook.
[16:30] MIRA
Oh?
[16:32] TAKUMI
People always look so happy
when they eat good food.
[16:37] (Flashback) MIRA
Mm! Delicious!
[16:40] TAKUMI
I love seeing that look on their faces.
[16:43] TAKUMI
It makes me feel happy too.
[16:45] MIRA
"Happy," huh?
[16:47] TAKUMI
Is Mira-san really gonna
go back to Planet Wid?
[16:52] TAKUMI
Of course she'd want to go back home.
[16:55] TAKUMI
What do you love, Mira-san?
[16:57] MIRA
Huh?
[16:58] MIRA
What I love...
[17:01] TAKUMI
Oh, hey!
[17:03] TAKUMI
A lucky cat!
[17:04] MIRA
What?
[17:05] TAKUMI
Look over there.
[17:07] TAKUMI
I love cats.
[17:09] TAKUMI
And I call the ones I run into
by chance "lucky cats."
[17:14] MIRA
Right...
[17:16] TAKUMI
It yawned.
[17:18] TAKUMI
Today's a great day!
[17:20] TAKUMI
I'm so happy!
[17:23] MIRA
True.
SIGN Green Room
[17:31] TERUKO
Before I know it, I'm surrounded
by girls way younger than me.
[17:35] TERUKO
I have no money and no fans.
[17:38] TERUKO
How long am I gonna keep this up?
[17:42] TERUKO
People around me have made it big,
bought apartments,
[17:45] TERUKO
gotten married, had kids,
[17:47] TERUKO
and are living great lives...
[17:50] TERUKO
What am I even doing here?
[17:54] TERUKO
Followed by...
[17:56] TERUKO
Pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[17:59] TERUKO
Pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[18:02] TERUKO
A maiden's heart is complicated,
don't you know?
[18:06] TERUKO
One, two!
[18:07] TERUKO
Pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[18:08] CROWD
Righty hook!
[18:09] TERUKO
Pure, pure lovely righty hook!
[18:10] CROWD
Righty hook!
[18:12] TERUKO
Take my feelings head on.
[18:17] TERUKO
How long am I gonna keep this up?
[18:21] TERUKO
What am I even doing here?
SIGN Nanase Harumi AKA Nanamiy Married?!
"The two of us will strive
to live happily ever after."
[18:27] FANS
Terurun!
[18:31] FANS
Whoo!
[18:37] FANS
Terurun!
[18:38] FANS
Terurun!
[18:39] FANS
I love you!
[18:40] FANS
You're my everything!
[18:42] TERUKO
You guys...
[18:44] TERUKO
Thanks for everything until now.
[18:46] FANS
Huh? Terurun?
[18:47] FANS
Terurun?
[18:52] TERUKO
Starting now...
[18:57] TERUKO
I'm gonna be a bigger, better
Terurun for you all forever!
[19:00] TERUKO
Terurun!
[19:03] TERUKO
These days, shining brighter than ever,
[19:08] TERUKO
are an unforgettable page
in the chapter of you and I.
[19:09] FAN
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[19:18] FAN
Terurun!
[19:23] TERUKO
"Huh?" turns to "Yeah!" once again,
[19:25] TERUKO
Can you blame me?
[19:26] TERUKO
we wave goodbye to each other again,
[19:27] TERUKO
I'm happiest when I'm performing as an idol.
[19:29] TERUKO
and today leads to tomorrow,
[19:31] TERUKO
bringing memories anew.
[19:34] TERUKO
Our hands come together packed with dreams
[19:35] TERUKO
It doesn't matter what anyone thinks of me.
[19:39] TERUKO
and take us wherever we want to go.
[19:42] TERUKO
Because I...
[19:44] TERUKO
It begins now,
[19:46] TERUKO
the story leading to our future.
[19:49] TERUKO
I love being an idol!
SIGN rurun!
[19:56] TAKUMI
Matsubara-san rocked it.
[20:00] TAKUMI
Totally unlike how she
usually is in Astro Lodge.
[20:03] TAKUMI
Oh, my lucky cat's gone. Shucks.
[20:08] MIRA
Miyasaka-san.
[20:09] TAKUMI
Yes?
[20:10] MIRA
I—
[20:10] OBACHAN
My!
[20:11] OBACHAN
If it isn't Mira-chan!
[20:12] TAKUMI
Ugh! It's an unlucky old bat!
[20:14] OBACHAN
What are you two doing together?
[20:17] OBACHAN
Where did you go?
[20:19] MIRA
We're on the way back from an idol concert.
[20:20] OBACHAN
Idol? Who?
[20:22] MIRA
Terurun, the ultimate idol.
[20:25] OBACHAN
Aw, too bad! Never heard of her!
[20:27] OBACHAN
In my eyes, the ultimate idols
are the New Big Three.
[20:30] OBACHAN
Have you heard of the New Big Three?
[20:33] OBACHAN
You know, with the "Go-go-go!"
[20:34] MIRA
Can't say I have.
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[20:37] SHOIN
What's on the menu today, Master?
[20:39] TAKUMI
Today, we have...
[20:40] MIRA
Good morning.
[20:42] SHOIN
What's with the apron, Mira?
[20:45] MIRA
I thought I could learn how to cook too.
[20:48] SHOIN
You're the future queen of Wid.
[20:51] SHOIN
You don't have to cook.
[20:52] MIRA
I want to be able to cook for myself.
[20:57] MIRA
Please, Miyasaka-san?
[20:59] TAKUMI
No problem.
[21:00] MIRA
I'll do my best!
[21:02] TAKUMI
W-Well...
[21:04] TAKUMI
Nobody's good at everything.
[21:07] MIRA
I want to be able to make food
that's edible, at least.
[21:17] TAKUMI
Mira-san.
[21:18] TAKUMI
Can I talk to you about something?
[21:21] MIRA
Yeah, sure.
[21:24] TAKUMI
Hmm?
[21:34] TAKUMI
Wh-What was that?
[21:36] MIRA
Are you all okay?
[21:42] MIRA
That Hubby spy earlier...
[21:44] MIRA
Wasn't it clearly attacking
Miyasaka-san and not me?
[21:48] NAOSUKE
Must've been a coincidence.
[21:49] NAOSUKE
It can't be...
[21:50] MIRA
Huh?
[21:52] MIRA
Is that...
[21:53] MIRA
Wait a second!
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[21:55] MIRA
This is an old picture of Astro Lodge, right?
[21:57] MIRA
The sign still says "Asunaro."
[22:00] NAOSUKE
Yeah.
[22:01] MIRA
Something seems different.
[22:03] SHOIN
Run a comparison with the current Astro Lodge.
[22:06] NAOSUKE
The yard's smaller now?!
[22:09] SHOIN
A road widening?
[22:11] SHOIN
So Astro Lodge used to cover
all this area in the past!
[22:18] MIRA
Look!
SIGN The gang finally finds the key to Planet Wid's throne.
SIGN It also means Mira will be going back home...
SIGN What will become of Takumi and Mira's romance?
SIGN Meanwhile, a Planet Hub fleet makes its move...
E11 - Episode 11
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[00:00] MIRA
Is that...
[00:02] MIRA
Wait a second!
[00:03] MIRA
This is an old picture of Astro Lodge, right?
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[00:06] MIRA
The sign still says "Asunaro."
[00:08] NAOSUKE
Yeah.
[00:10] MIRA
Something seems different.
[00:11] SHOIN
Run a comparison with the current Astro Lodge.
[00:15] NAOSUKE
The yard's smaller now?!
[00:18] SHOIN
A road widening?
[00:19] SHOIN
So Astro Lodge used to cover
all this area in the past!
[00:26] MIRA
Look!
SIGN Astro Note
[01:58] SHOKICHI
Hmm... The road was already
widened by the time I moved here.
[02:04] MIRA
Is that so?
[02:06] SHOKICHI
I feel like I've seen it somewhere, though.
[02:09] SHOIN
Where?
[02:10] SHOKICHI
Where was it?
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[02:14] SHOIN
If this thing in the photo
really is the key, it's pretty big.
[02:19] NAOSUKE
If it was in the yard,
it'd be impossible to miss.
[02:22] TAKUMI
Did you find the key?
[02:24] MIRA
Have you seen anything that looks like this?
[02:27] TAKUMI
Hmm, can't say I have.
[02:29] NAOSUKE
What's with the sign?
SIGN Beware of Bamboo
[02:31] TAKUMI
I made it.
[02:33] SHOIN
"Beware of Bamboo"?
SIGN Beware of Bamboo
A sharp bamboo stalk may
shoot up out of nowhere.
[02:35] TAKUMI
That Hubby spy may attack again.
[02:39] TAKUMI
We don't want delivery workers and the like
to get hurt, so we need a warning.
[02:44] NAOSUKE
Are you stupid?
[02:46] NAOSUKE
Putting up a sign isn't going to help.
[02:49] TAKUMI
It's better than nothing.
[02:51] NAOSUKE
No, it's not! People will think
this place is inhabited by morons.
[02:54] TAKUMI
Hmph!
SIGN Beware of Bamboo
[02:57] TAKUMI
I'll put it here.
SIGN Beware of Bamboo
[03:03] TAKUMI
Naosuke, hold it down for me.
[03:05] NAOSUKE
Nope. We're busy searching for the key.
[03:09] MIRA
Say, that mailbox...
[03:11] TAKUMI
Huh?
[03:14] MIRA
What?
[03:15] ALL
What?!
[03:17] MIRA
Is that... the key?
[03:19] NAOSUKE
Has to be!
[03:28] TAKUMI
It's the bamboo!
[03:35] MIRA
Miyasaka-san!
[03:41] SHOIN
Are you all right?
[03:42] MIRA
Yeah.
[03:44] MIRA
This is it...
[03:47] MIRA
The key!
[03:50] SHOIN
We found it at last!
[03:51] NAOSUKE
Heck yeah!
[03:52] TAKUMI
Huh?
[03:53] TAKUMI
Does this mean...
[03:55] SHOIN
You did it, Mira!
[03:56] MIRA
Yeah!
[03:57] SHOIN
Congrats!
[03:59] MIRA
I wasn't here for long,
SIGN Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[04:01] MIRA
but thank you for everything.
[04:05] TERUKO
You're quitting?
[04:07] MIRA
I'm afraid so. I, uh, have
to return to my homeland.
[04:11] TOMIHIRO
But this is too sudden!
[04:14] SHOIN
Everyone's waiting for her return.
[04:16] TERUKO
Huh? Are you leaving too, Shoin-san?
[04:19] SHOIN
I came here to take Mira home to begin with.
[04:23] SHOKICHI
Who's this "everyone"?
[04:25] SHOIN
Mira is Wid—
[04:26] MIRA
I have to take over my family's work!
[04:28] MIRA
Everyone's waiting for me
to come home and do just that.
[04:32] TOMIHIRO
Your family's work?
Like a business or something?
[04:35] MIRA
Something like that, yes.
[04:36] REN
No! Don't go!
[04:38] REN
Stay here forever, Miss Landlady!
[04:41] MIRA
I'm so sorry, Ren-kun.
[04:43] SHOKICHI
When are you leaving?
[04:46] MIRA
In a week's time.
[04:48] SHOKICHI
That really is too sudden.
[04:51] MIRA
I'll be sure to make arrangements
so that you can continue to live here,
[04:56] MIRA
so rest assured.
[05:03] NAOSUKE
That should do it.
[05:05] MIRA
We could've kept it in my room.
[05:07] NAOSUKE
It wouldn't be safe.
[05:09] NAOSUKE
Who knows when the Hubbies might attack again?
[05:11] SHOIN
Then we should return to Planet Wid right now.
[05:16] SHOIN
We did find the key and all.
[05:18] MIRA
I already scheduled gutter
repairs for this week.
[05:22] MIRA
And we need to fix up
all the holes we dug in the yard.
[05:26] SHOIN
So you say.
[05:27] NAOSUKE
Humor her for a bit.
[05:29] NAOSUKE
This one week will be the last time
Mira is free to do as she pleases.
[05:39] RADIO
We can never go back to those times.
[05:47] RADIO
My faint hopes...
[05:57] TAKUMI
It's a plum.
[05:59] MIRA
A plum, huh?
[06:04] TAKUMI
It's grown quite a few of them.
[06:07] TAKUMI
I know! Why don't we make umeshu?
[06:17] MIRA
Like this?
[06:18] TAKUMI
Hey, nicely done.
[06:23] MIRA
When will it be ready to drink?
[06:25] TAKUMI
As early as this winter,
[06:28] TAKUMI
but it'll gain more flavor
the longer you let it rest.
[06:31] MIRA
Like the umeshu in storage?
[06:34] TAKUMI
That's right.
[06:35] MIRA
I wonder if Mother and Tasuke-san
made umeshu just like this.
[06:45] MIRA
Wow, it's so pretty.
[06:47] TAKUMI
Now you just store it somewhere
away from sunlight, and that's it.
[06:50] MIRA
I can't wait.
[06:52] TAKUMI
What will you do?
[06:54] MIRA
Huh?
[06:55] TAKUMI
Do you want to take it with you to Planet Wid?
[06:57] MIRA
Oh.
[06:59] MIRA
Maybe I will.
[07:01] TAKUMI
In that case, I'll wrap it up
so it doesn't break.
[07:04] MIRA
Thank you.
[07:06] TAKUMI
I think I had some bubble wrap lying around.
[07:10] MIRA
That reminds me...
[07:11] MIRA
Didn't you want to talk to me about something?
[07:14] TAKUMI
Oh, uh, well...
[07:18] TAKUMI
Do you want to go to the aquarium?
[07:21] TAKUMI
You know, we made plans to before Terurun's
concert, but we never actually ended up going.
[07:26] MIRA
That sounds great. Let's go.
[07:28] TAKUMI
Really?
[07:29] MIRA
Yeah.
[07:30] TAKUMI
All right! When do you want to go?
[07:33] MIRA
On the last day.
[07:34] TAKUMI
Huh?
[07:36] MIRA
Let's go on my last day here.
[07:42] WORKER
I'm with Yamada Works!
[07:44] MIRA
Oh, they're here to fix the gutters.
[07:49] MIRA
Please check around there.
[07:51] WORKER
Got it.
[07:52] TOMIHIRO
Miyasaka-san.
[07:53] TAKUMI
Whoa, you scared me!
[07:55] TOMIHIRO
Do you have a moment?
[07:56] TAKUMI
What?
[08:02] TAKUMI
Huh? What's with the gathering?
[08:05] SHOKICHI
We're thinking of throwing
a surprise farewell party
[08:08] SHOKICHI
for Mira-san and, though he hasn't
been here long, Shoin-san of Room 8.
[08:13] TOMIHIRO
Mira-san has done a lot for us, after all.
[08:17] TERUKO
I nearly wanted to murder her when she
first moved in and made breakfast, though.
[08:22] SHOKICHI
We could've easily been evicted from
Astro Lodge after Tasuke-san passed.
[08:28] SHOKICHI
It's because Mira-san took over as
caretaker that we still get to live here.
[08:35] AOI
Ren-kun suggested throwing the surprise party.
[08:39] REN
I hate that she's going away,
[08:41] REN
but I want her to leave happy.
[08:45] TOMIHIRO
You've grown up to have such a kind heart!
[08:48] TOMIHIRO
Daddy's proud of you!
[08:49] REN
Stop it! You're so annoying!
[08:51] SHOKICHI
So, yeah. We'd like you to
take part too, Miyasaka-kun.
[08:55] TAKUMI
Of course I will.
[08:57] TERUKO
Great. Got any ideas?
[08:59] TERUKO
You'll be cooking, I assume.
[09:01] TAKUMI
You betcha.
[09:02] REN
How about a present?
[09:04] SHOKICHI
Good idea.
[09:05] REN
Let's all give her a thousand
folded paper cranes!
[09:07] TOMIHIRO
Ren, if you're ever asked to fold
paper cranes for someone,
[09:12] TOMIHIRO
turn them down saying it was
your father's dying wish.
[09:16] TOMIHIRO
Folded cranes are the number one
thing nobody wants as a gift.
[09:19] REN
You got a better idea, then?
[09:22] SHOKICHI
The one thing we all lack is money.
[09:26] TERUKO
Maybe we should pick
some wildflowers for her.
[09:32] REN
I know! We could do that thing
where we all sing and dance!
[09:34] TERUKO
A flash mob? Does anyone actually like those?
[09:38] TERUKO
If I had one sprung on me,
I'd curse the person who planned it.
[09:42] AOI
I would run far away.
[09:45] TOMIHIRO
You're grown adults!
Quit pooh-poohing a kid's ideas!
[09:50] TAKUMI
You did the same thing.
[09:52] REN
But when it was our teacher's birthday,
[09:55] REN
we all sang her favorite song and danced,
and she seemed so happy about it.
[10:02] TOMIHIRO
Oh, you're such a good kid!
[10:04] REN
Stop that!
[10:05] TAKUMI
Mira-san loves Terurun,
[10:07] TAKUMI
so we could all perform a Terurun song
for her as a gift. That'd work.
[10:11] REN
Really?
[10:12] TERUKO
For one, it'd be indoors.
[10:14] TERUKO
And Mira-san's a sweet girl,
so she might actually enjoy that.
[10:17] TOMIHIRO
Won't cost a penny, either.
[10:19] SHOKICHI
Yeah. Okay, let's all practice, then.
[10:22] SHOKICHI
What do you say, Aoi-chan?
[10:24] AOI
Yeah.
[10:24] REN
Yay!
[10:26] TAKUMI
Okay. Let's plan a surprise
farewell party for her last night here.
[10:30] TAKUMI
I'll prep the food during breakfast.
[10:34] TAKUMI
She and I will be going
to the aquarium that day,
[10:37] TAKUMI
so if I could ask you all to handle
the decorations while we're out...
[10:42] TAKUMI
Huh?
[10:42] TERUKO
The aquarium, eh?
[10:44] SHOKICHI
Oho?
[10:45] REN
I wanna go too!
[10:46] TOMIHIRO
Drop it, Ren. Don't be
the third wheel on their date.
[10:48] TAKUMI
Uh, er...
[10:58] TOMIHIRO
Coast clear.
[11:06] TAKUMI
Aoi-chan.
[11:08] TAKUMI
Hey, so, uh...
[11:10] TAKUMI
If you're not a fan of this stuff,
you don't have to force yourself.
[11:14] AOI
I'll be fine.
[11:17] NAOSUKE
What do you mean, "this stuff"?
[11:19] TAKUMI
Huh? What are you talking about?
[11:22] NAOSUKE
What are you plotting?
[11:28] AOI
Were you talking to someone just now?
[11:31] TAKUMI
Huh? No, I wasn't.
[11:34] AOI
But...
[11:35] TAKUMI
What's the matter?
[11:36] AOI
It's nothing.
SIGN Shimotakaido
SIGN A
S
T
R
O
L
O
D
G
E
[12:09] TAKUMI
Mira-san, is there anything you want to eat?
[12:12] MIRA
Roast chicken. Bream rice.
Borscht. Pressed sushi.
[12:16] MIRA
Lasagna. Paella. Cheese fondue.
Xiaolongbao. Dumpling soup.
[12:20] TAKUMI
Dumpling soup?
[12:21] MIRA
There's so much food I've never tried.
[12:25] MIRA
I wish I could've.
SIGN Wi-Fi Available
Breakfast Included
Rooms Available
-Management
SIGN Beware of Bamboo
A sharp bamboo stalk may
shoot up out of nowhere.
Please watch your step.
[12:30] REN
I'm back!
[12:31] SHOKICHI
Hey, Ren. Want to practice the dance?
[12:34] REN
Yeah, once I'm done with homework.
[12:36] SHOKICHI
I'll be waiting in my room.
[12:44] REN
Yikes, I brought Haruto-kun's notebook home.
SIGN Japanese
SIGN Sangen Haruto
[12:49] REN
Whoops!
[12:50] HARUTO
Hello! Is Ren-kun home...
[12:58] HARUTO
Here!
[13:06] RJ
Now for our next fan letter.
[13:08] RJ
This is from "Octo-san in Room 8."
[13:12] RJ
"Miss Riceball, you're a wonderful person.
[13:14] RJ
Have more faith in yourself
and find your own happiness in life.
[13:18] RJ
I request this song that
Miss Riceball so dearly loves."
[13:22] RADIO
We can never go back to...
[13:42] TAKUMI
This is great.
[13:43] MIRA
Really?!
[13:44] TAKUMI
The miso mackerel is a bit strong in flavor,
[13:46] TAKUMI
but the meat is soft, and the rice
and miso soup are delicious.
[13:51] MIRA
Time to eat.
[13:58] TAKUMI
Honestly, I never expected you to get so good.
[14:02] TAKUMI
I can't believe you're the same person
who couldn't even cook rice a while ago.
[14:06] TAKUMI
Man, you were such a disaster.
[14:09] TAKUMI
I can't blame Matsubara-san
for wanting to murder you...
[14:14] TAKUMI
Oh, but look how good your cooking is now!
That's so impressive!
[14:21] MIRA
You've got it wrong.
[14:23] MIRA
Now I'll be fine, even back on Planet Wid.
[14:32] MIRA
It's great.
[14:34] MIRA
Thank you, Miyasaka-san.
[14:37] MIRA
But I want you to cook
my last breakfast here tomorrow.
[14:41] MIRA
I can't wait to see it.
[14:45] SHOKICHI
Good morning.
[14:47] MIRA
Good morning.
[14:49] MIRA
Shokichi-san, I cooked breakfast for us today.
[14:52] SHOKICHI
What?
[14:53] SHOKICHI
Get the digestive pills!
[14:55] MIRA
Gosh, you meanie!
[15:00] TAKUMI
I'll text you when we get on the train home.
[15:02] TAKUMI
Can you take the meat out of the fridge
[15:04] TAKUMI
and heat up the oven to
200 degrees Celsius when I do?
[15:07] TOMIHIRO
Roger.
[15:09] TAKUMI
I'll also text you when we get to the station,
so switch the rice cooker on then.
[15:13] TOMIHIRO
Got it. Switch the microwave on, right?
[15:16] TAKUMI
The rice cooker!
[15:18] TAKUMI
Are you gonna be okay? I'm worried.
[15:20] TOMIHIRO
Are you gonna be okay? I'm worried.
[15:23] TAKUMI
What do you mean?
[15:24] TOMIHIRO
You have a date today, right?
[15:26] TOMIHIRO
Please don't tell me you're going like that.
[15:29] TOMIHIRO
Don't you think you should dress up a little?
[15:38] SHOIN
What are you doing?
[15:40] MIRA
Packing for the move.
[15:41] MIRA
On Earth, people put stuff in
cardboard boxes when they move.
[15:46] SHOIN
I've never seen you dressed like that.
[15:48] MIRA
What? Really?
[15:50] MIRA
I'm always wearing this apron, though.
[15:51] SHOIN
I mean the dress.
[15:53] MIRA
Oh, this?
[15:54] MIRA
Do you like it? I bought it to take back
as a souvenir from Earth.
[15:58] MIRA
You'll take this back with you, right?
[16:00] SHOIN
I don't think so.
[16:02] SHOIN
There's nothing left for me
to take back home from Earth.
[16:13] MIRA
Huh? Isn't this...
[16:15] MIRA
Why do you have this, Shoin?
[16:17] SHOIN
I'm taking Mira back with me.
Get rid of Astro Lodge for me.
[16:21] AI
Understood.
[16:26] NAOSUKE
Hey, do you know where Mira is?
[16:28] TAKUMI
We're supposed to meet up here.
[16:31] NAOSUKE
Is she in her room?
[16:33] NAOSUKE
Just so you know, you'll have hell to pay
if you so much as touch Mira.
[16:41] TAKUMI
Maybe we should take umbrellas.
[16:48] TAKUMI
Oh, do you need help?
[16:49] SHOIN
Don't touch it!
[16:53] SHOIN
Forgive me. This is quite important to me.
[16:57] SHOIN
It wasn't for long,
but it was fun knowing you.
[16:59] TAKUMI
Are you leaving now?
[17:00] SHOIN
Something came up.
[17:02] TAKUMI
Oh, uh...
[17:04] TAKUMI
We were actually planning
a farewell party for you tonight.
[17:07] SHOIN
That's too bad.
[17:09] SHOIN
Apologize to the others for me.
[17:15] TAKUMI
Is that Mira-san's...
[17:18] TAKUMI
Hey!
[17:19] TAKUMI
Mira-san!
SIGN Beware of Bamboo
A sharp bamboo stalk may
shoot up out of nowhere.
Please watch your step.
[17:23] TAKUMI
Mira-san!
[17:38] SHOIN
Mira, come home with me.
[17:40] SHOIN
Mira!
[17:48] SHOIN
Why, you! Know your place, mere human!
[17:51] SHOIN
You'll pay!
[17:53] SHOIN
Owwie!
[17:55] SHOIN
Take this, and this!
[18:04] TAKUMI
So it was all an act?
[18:07] TAKUMI
What are you planning to do with Mira-san?
[18:11] TAKUMI
Can you really...
[18:13] TAKUMI
protect Mira-san?!
SIGN Beware of Bamboo
A sharp bamboo stalk may
shoot up out of nowhere.
Please watch your step.
[18:20] TAKUMI
Mira-san!
[18:22] TAKUMI
I swear to protect you. So please!
[18:25] TAKUMI
Don't go back to Planet Wid!
[18:29] TAKUMI
I love you, Mira-san!
[18:32] MIRA
I love you too, Miyasaka-san!
[18:46] SHOIN
Y-Your Imperial Excellency!
[18:57] TOMIHIRO
What the?
[18:58] AOI
Huh?
[18:59] SHOKICHI
What's...
[19:00] TERUKO
...going on?
[19:01] TAKUMI
Is it reacting to our love?
[19:04] MIRA
What?
[19:08] MIRA
A keyhole?!
[19:09] TAKUMI
Is it telling us to put the key in?
[19:12] MIRA
But how do we get up there?
[19:14] TAKUMI
A ladder!
[19:16] NAOSUKE
Hold it. Something's not right.
[19:20] NAOSUKE
What?
[19:22] NAOSUKE
This alert sound...
[19:23] NAOSUKE
I see! How did I not notice?!
[19:28] TAKUMI
Hup.
[19:30] TAKUMI
Okay, come with me, Mira-san.
[19:33] MIRA
Okay.
[19:41] TAKUMI
Put the key in.
[19:42] MIRA
Yeah!
[19:44] TAKUMI
Let's do this! It's our first task as a couple!
[19:48] BOTH
There!
[19:50] TAKUMI
We did it.
[20:02] TERUKO
What the heck?
[20:10] NAOSUKE
You okay, Aoi-chan?
[20:13] AOI
Octo-san?
[20:22] TAKUMI
Where are we?
[20:24] TAKUMI
Mira-san?
[20:25] MIRA
This is definitely a Planet Wid starship.
[20:28] MIRA
But what's it doing here?
[20:30] NAOSUKE
Mira.
[20:31] NAOSUKE
Bad news. A Hubby fleet is approaching Earth.
[20:34] MIRA
What? But how do you know that?
[20:37] NAOSUKE
The system's alerting us of an enemy attack.
[20:40] MIRA
The system? What system?
[20:43] TERUKO
Naosuke?
[20:44] SHOKICHI
The dog's talking!
[20:46] NAOSUKE
Astro Lodge...
[20:47] NAOSUKE
This building is the very spaceship
Queen Adara used to travel to Earth.
[20:52] MIRA
What?!
[20:52] NAOSUKE
It was so well camouflaged, I never realized.
[20:55] MIRA
Is this the Imperial Guardian, then?!
[20:58] TAKUMI
Wait, what? I'm not understanding
a word you're saying!
[21:41] TAKUMI
What? What the hell is going on?!
[21:47] MIRA
Hubbies...
[21:55] EMPEROR
I am Planet Hub's emperor, Le Ost Veight.
[21:59] EMPEROR
My fleet has Earth surrounded.
[22:02] EMPEROR
At long last, I have achieved my goal!
[22:06] TAKUMI
What goal?!
SIGN Astro Lodge was the spaceship Adara left behind all along!
SIGN It transforms into a giant robot and takes off to outer space!
SIGN What does the emperor of Hub plan to achieve by attacking Earth?
SIGN Fight, Astrobot! Protect Earth's peace!
E12 - Episode 12
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SIGN Astro Note
[00:19] TAKUMI
What is your goal, Hubby?
[00:23] EMPEROR
Now that the key is found, I have it all.
[00:26] EMPEROR
Planet Wid's future queen, Mira Gotokuji.
[00:31] EMPEROR
My fleet will now commence
an all-out attack on Earth.
[00:35] EMPEROR
If you want to prevent that...
[00:39] EMPEROR
you must agree to wed!
[00:40] TAKUMI
Wed? Wed who?
[00:43] EMPEROR
Me.
[00:44] EMPEROR
You must marry me!
[00:48] EMPEROR
I have obtained both the key and my bride!
[00:51] EMPEROR
I've been waiting for this ever since
I heard the princess was looking for the key.
[00:56] EMPEROR
Now Planet Wid is mine!
[00:56] TAKUMI
Do you know him?
[00:58] MIRA
I've never met him before.
[00:58] EMPEROR
And I have always dreamed of marrying a Wido!
[01:00] TAKUMI
He's nuts.
[01:04] EMPEROR
Let me hear your answer, Mira Gotokuji!
[01:07] MIRA
I must refuse.
[01:09] EMPEROR
The key?
[01:10] MIRA
I'm not handing it over!
[01:11] EMPEROR
And marriage...
[01:12] MIRA
Why would I ever marry you?!
[01:19] TAKUMI
What the heck was that?
[01:21] NAOSUKE
Bad news, Mira.
[01:23] NAOSUKE
The Hubby fleet in orbit
has begun its descent.
[01:26] MIRA
What?!
[01:27] NAOSUKE
This is an old model, but it's the same type
of unit as the Imperial Guardian.
[01:31] NAOSUKE
You can pilot it, right?
[01:33] MIRA
I've only ever done it in simulators before.
[01:35] NAOSUKE
Good enough.
[01:37] MIRA
Roger.
[01:37] NAOSUKE
Miyasaka Takumi. Join Mira and fight.
[01:40] TAKUMI
Huh?
[01:40] MIRA
Igniting the main engine.
[01:42] MIRA
Activating the ship's gravity control system.
[01:44] MIRA
All hands, prepare for impact.
[01:48] NAOSUKE
I wish you luck.
[01:49] MIRA
Here we go, Miyasaka-san.
[01:51] TAKUMI
Go where?
[01:52] MIRA
We'll fight off the Hubby fleet.
[01:55] MIRA
Astro Lodge, take off!
[02:04] KUJIRA
What the hell is that?!
[02:19] EMPEROR
My hands are tied!
Now I really have to destroy Earth!
[02:25] EMPEROR
What's that?
[02:28] EMPEROR
Guh! Fire, fire!
[02:31] MIRA
Ready intercepting fire.
[02:32] TAKUMI
Huh? What do I do?
[02:33] MIRA
Stay calm. On my signal...
[02:36] MIRA
Fire!
[02:49] TAKUMI
We're surrounded.
[03:04] TAKUMI
They got us.
[03:09] EMPEROR
I'll give you one last chance.
[03:13] EMPEROR
Hand over the key and marry me.
[03:17] SHOIN
Hold it right there!
[03:19] TAKUMI
Wh-What the?
[03:21] MIRA
Shoin?
[03:21] TAKUMI
The love hotel was a spaceship, too?!
It didn't even transform!
[03:26] SHOIN
I'll save you now, Mira!
[03:30] EMPEROR
What?
[03:32] SHOIN
This isn't what we agreed on, Your Excellency.
[03:35] SHOIN
You said that once you got the key
and took over Planet Wid,
[03:39] SHOIN
you would have Mira marry me!
[03:44] EMPEROR
The next queen of Planet Wid,
[03:46] EMPEROR
marrying a Hubby spy like you,
who's all looks and nothing else?
[03:50] EMPEROR
The people would never allow it!
[03:52] SHOIN
You tricked me?!
[03:53] MIRA
What's the meaning of this, Shoin?
[03:55] SHOIN
I care for you more than anyone else.
Please come back to Planet Wid with me!
[04:00] EMPEROR
Marry me, and you'll want for nothing!
[04:04] EMPEROR
And I promise to bring peace
and prosperity to the planet of Wid.
[04:08] EMPEROR
You won't have to do any administrative work.
[04:11] EMPEROR
You'll live a wonderful life,
doing as you please with your time.
[04:14] MIRA
You can't have the key,
and you certainly can't have me!
[04:17] EMPEROR
Think about it...
[04:18] MIRA
Too clingy!
[04:18] EMPEROR
Eek!
[04:19] MIRA
My heart already belongs to another!
[04:25] TAKUMI
I love you with all my heart, too!
[04:32] TAKUMI
Mira-san...
[04:33] MIRA
Miyasaka-san...
[04:34] SHOIN
Nooo!
[04:36] SHOIN
Why him?!
[04:38] SHOIN
I've loved you for ever and ever and ever!
[04:44] EMPEROR
Quiet, you!
[04:53] TERUKO
Yikes, the love hotel just did a big bang.
[04:56] SHOKICHI
So Mira-san wasn't really English.
[05:00] SHOKICHI
Her being an alien kind of
makes more sense to me.
[05:04] TOMIHIRO
They're currently fighting Hubbies, was it?
[05:07] TERUKO
Seems so.
[05:08] TOMIHIRO
Given that they're firing missiles at us,
I don't think we can be friends.
[05:12] TERUKO
Me neither.
[05:13] NAOSUKE
You two! Keep it down!
[05:15] TERUKOTOMIHIRO
Yes, sir.
[05:17] TERUKO
Personally, the talking dog's
the real star of the show here.
[05:21] AOI
Octo-san...
[05:24] TOMIHIRO
Hey!
SIGN Wakabayashi Tomihiro
SIGN Mobile
SIGN Swipe up to answer
[05:31] TAKUMI
Wakabayashi-san?
[05:33] TAKUMI
What's the matter?
[05:36] TAKUMI
Is this really the time? Do whatever you want!
[05:41] MIRA
What did Wakabayashi-san say?
[05:43] MIRA
That was him, right?
[05:44] TAKUMI
Oh, we'd planned a farewell party
for you tonight.
[05:48] MIRA
A farewell...
[05:49] TAKUMI
I'd prepped a meal for it, and he asked
if they could cook and eat it all.
[05:54] TAKUMI
Just how free-spirited can they be?
[05:59] TERUKO
Never thought I'd get to drink beer in space.
[06:03] SHOKICHI
Glad I lived to see the day!
[06:05] TOMIHIRO
I heated up the dumpling soup.
[06:08] NAOSUKE
You guys...
SIGN Unemployed Chef
SIGN Mobile
[06:13] TOMIHIRO
Hello?
[06:14] TAKUMI
Please leave some dumpling soup and bream rice!
[06:24] MIRA
I am Mira Gotokuji, next in line
for the Planet Wid throne.
[06:28] MIRA
Return to your homeland alive
or be reduced to space dust.
[06:33] MIRA
Make your choice.
[06:34] EMPEROR
Damn it! Why?
[06:36] EMPEROR
First Adara, now you. Why won't you marry me?
[06:41] MIRA
Mother?
[06:42] EMPEROR
I courted Adara first.
[06:45] EMPEROR
But she...
[06:48] (Flashback) EMPEROR
Why, Adara?
[06:50] (Flashback) EMPEROR
Marry me, and Planet Wid will know peace.
[06:52] (Flashback) EMPEROR
You'll want for nothing and be able to do
as you please for the rest of your life.
[06:56] (Flashback) ADARA
Yeah, well, I still don't like it!
[07:00] (Flashback) EMPEROR
Adara!
[07:02] (Flashback) ADARA
You're too clingy!
[07:09] TAKUMI
I can't believe you'd propose to
her daughter after all that!
[07:13] EMPEROR
I simply wish to wed a Wido.
[07:16] MIRA
Why a Wido, though?
[07:18] EMPEROR
Isn't it obvious?
[07:20] EMPEROR
I want to have a bunch of
beautiful, talented kids.
[07:24] EMPEROR
It's not too late.
[07:26] EMPEROR
Marry me and have my sons!
[07:52] TAKUMI
Huh?
[07:56] TAKUMI
Was it all a dream?
[08:00] TAKUMI
Good morning.
[08:02] MIRA
Good morning.
[08:05] TAKUMI
Uh, I had a weird dream.
[08:09] TAKUMI
Astro Lodge turned into a robot
to fight off enemies.
[08:13] MIRA
We won.
[08:14] TAKUMI
Huh?
[08:15] MIRA
It wasn't a dream.
[08:16] MIRA
Astro Lodge is the robot my mother used
[08:20] MIRA
to come to Earth in order to
escape a political marriage.
[08:25] TAKUMI
Let's eat.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Today's Menu
- Bream Rice
- Dumpling Soup
SIGN Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[08:28] MIRA
The dumpling soup is so good.
[08:34] TAKUMI
Mira-san...
[08:36] TAKUMI
Are you gonna go back to Planet Wid?
[08:39] MIRA
Kusaya.
[08:41] MIRA
Rice cracker soup. Turnip sushi. Shimotsukare.
[08:45] MIRA
Echizen soba. Sata andagi.
Eel on rice. Hokkaido hotpot.
[08:49] MIRA
Pufferfish sashimi. Borscht. Chkmeruli.
[08:52] MIRA
Nata de coco. Fukuya's
curry nanban. And then...
[08:56] MIRA
Ichigen Chinese's ramen and half-fried rice!
[09:00] MIRA
And so many other foods I would love to try.
[09:05] TAKUMI
You mean...
[09:07] MIRA
I'm not going anywhere.
[09:11] TAKUMI
Aw, heck yeah!
[09:14] NAOSUKE
Mira!
[09:15] NAOSUKE
What's the meaning of this?
[09:16] TOMIHIRO
Calm down, Naosuke!
[09:18] MIRA
You all!
[09:19] REN
Miss Landlady!
[09:19] REN
You're not moving? You're staying here?
[09:22] MIRA
Yep.
[09:23] REN
Hooray!
[09:25] NAOSUKE
Did you forget who you are?
[09:27] NAOSUKE
You are Planet Wid's...
[09:28] MIRA
...next in line for the throne.
[09:30] MIRA
And you are tasked with
guarding me for my entire life.
[09:34] MIRA
But today, I release you from your duty.
[09:38] NAOSUKE
Wha?!
[09:39] MIRA
And I...
[09:42] MIRA
give up my right to the throne
as of this very moment.
[09:44] NAOSUKE
No! This isn't right!
[09:46] MIRA
Why not?
[09:48] NAOSUKE
Nobody's going to accept this!
[09:50] MIRA
Are the roles decided for us
at birth truly the right ones?
[09:55] MIRA
Must they be upheld?
[09:58] MIRA
When I was back on Planet Wid,
I didn't have anything I loved.
[10:03] MIRA
I never even tried to find anything
I could fall in love with.
SIGN Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life
[10:06] MIRA
But I've found many such things here.
[10:10] MIRA
And I'm sure I'll come
to love them even more.
[10:17] MIRA
If I chose to go back there now,
I could never live with myself.
[10:23] MIRA
I'm going to choose to live a life
that makes me happy.
[10:26] MIRA
And I want you to live your life
freely as you please.
[10:34] NAOSUKE
Yeesh. We should never have come to Earth.
[10:38] NAOSUKE
Giving up your right to Wid's throne
[10:40] NAOSUKE
to live as caretaker of a lodge on
a tiny planet in a little corner of space?
[10:44] NAOSUKE
Her Majesty will cry.
[10:45] MIRA
You think? I actually believe
Mother would understand.
[10:49] NAOSUKE
You may be right there.
[10:51] NAOSUKE
Knowing her, she might even
envy your newfound freedom.
[10:58] TOMIHIRO
So, you're all going to
stay here as usual, right?
[11:01] NAOSUKE
Nah, I'm leaving.
[11:04] NAOSUKE
We don't want any other enemy planets
invading, so I'll take the key back to Wid.
[11:09] NAOSUKE
That's the life I'm choosing for myself.
Is that all right with you?
[11:14] MIRA
Yeah.
[11:15] MIRA
Thanks, Naosuke.
[11:17] TERUKO
Shucks. Just when I thought I could
make a killing off of a talking dog.
[11:21] NAOSUKE
I am not a dog!
[11:25] REN
I'm off!
[11:26] TOMIHIRO
Whoa, whoa! Wait a second.
[11:28] REN
What?
[11:29] TOMIHIRO
You're going dressed like that?
[11:30] REN
Yeah.
[11:31] TOMIHIRO
You might want to reconsider.
[11:32] REN
There are no rules that say
boys can't wear skirts.
[11:36] REN
You heard what the landlady said.
[11:37] REN
The things decided for us at birth
might not always be right.
[11:41] TOMIHIRO
But still...
[11:42] REN
Besides, Haruto-kun's
already seen me like this.
[11:46] REN
I don't wanna lie to him about it.
[11:49] REN
I like dressing this way.
[11:52] REN
I'm gonna live the way I like, too.
[11:55] TOMIHIRO
Ren.
[11:57] REN
We went into outer space, you know?
[11:58] REN
Going to school in a skirt
is nothing compared to that.
[12:11] AOI
The thought never even crossed my mind
that the Octo-san I knew was a dog.
[12:16] NAOSUKE
I'm not, though.
[12:18] AOI
You requested that song
on the radio, right, Octo—
[12:21] AOI
I mean, it was you, right, Naosuke-san?
[12:24] NAOSUKE
Oh, uh... Yeah.
[12:26] AOI
It made me really happy!
[12:29] NAOSUKE
Good.
[12:30] AOI
Hey, I found a job.
[12:33] NAOSUKE
What? Really?!
[12:34] AOI
Yeah. There's this one lawyer
who has helped me out over the years.
SIGN Nishi-Taishido Law Offices
[12:39] AOI
I'm going to be working at their law agency.
[12:43] AOI
I'll only be starting off as a temp worker,
but I want to give it a shot.
[12:47] NAOSUKE
Yeah? That's great.
[12:50] NAOSUKE
You know, I've been more worried about
leaving you behind on Earth than Mira.
[12:57] NAOSUKE
Mira's a strong girl. I trust her
to find her way through life.
[13:02] NAOSUKE
But you're, like, the weakest being on Earth.
[13:05] NAOSUKE
I wasn't sure you could live by yourself.
[13:13] NAOSUKE
Uh, what I meant was... I don't want you
to go through any more pain and suffering!
[13:17] NAOSUKE
I wasn't trying to
put you down...
[13:19] AOI
It makes me so happy to know
there's someone who cares about me.
[13:24] AOI
Thank you.
[13:29] AOI
It hurt when I had my heart broken,
but I'm over it now.
[13:33] AOI
If anything...
[13:35] AOI
I was sadder when you disappeared
all of a sudden, Octo-san.
[13:40] AOI
Wait, no, I mean Naosuke-san—
[13:41] NAOSUKE
I'm fine with Octo.
[13:43] NAOSUKE
Know that I'll always be thinking of you
on the other end of the universe.
[13:54] TAKUMI
Before this, I worked as head chef
at Astro Lodge, mainly making breakfast,
[13:58] TAKUMI
but also cooking for special occasions.
[14:01] INTERVIEWER
"Astro Lodge"?
[14:03] TAKUMI
Yeah.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Miyasaka Takumi
Birthday: 7/15/1997
Gender: Male
Schooling:
Mar 2016 - Graduated Ooimachi High School, Tokyo
Apr 2016 - Enrolled in Technical School for Cooking, Tokyo
Mar 2018 - Graduated Technical School for Cooking, Tokyo
Work Experience:
Apr 2018 - Joined the Park Grand Hotel as Kitchen Staff
Sep 2022 - Left the Park Grand Hotel
due to corporate restructuring
Apr 2022 - Took over as head chef at Astro Lodge
[14:04] TAKUMI
A share house with breakfast included,
a shared bath and toilet,
[14:06] TAKUMI
a 50,000 yen rent, a caretaker on premises,
and Wi-Fi available!
[14:11] TAKUMI
I'm still making breakfast there,
[14:14] TAKUMI
so I would like to apply
for the lunch shift here.
[14:20] ALL
Cheers!
SIGN Goodbye, Naosuke
SIGN Goodbye, Naosuke
[14:23] TAKUMI
Oh, is it done?
[14:25] REN
Are you really leaving?
[14:27] TERUKO
You're gonna miss taking him on walks, huh?
[14:30] NAOSUKE
I'm not a dog, you know.
[14:32] TOMIHIRO
What are you, then?
[14:33] MIRA
Naosuke's a Wido.
[14:34] TOMIHIRO
Aren't you a Wido too?
[14:37] NAOSUKE
Widi come in different types,
just like Earthlings.
[14:41] TERUKO
Earth doesn't have any talking dogs, though.
[14:43] NAOSUKE
Again, I am not a dog!
[14:46] MIRA
What's wrong?
[14:47] TAKUMI
The roast beef is gone!
[14:50] TERUKO
A case of missing roast beef?!
[14:51] TOMIHIRO
Aoi-chan?
[14:52] AOI
Not me. I didn't take it.
[14:58] REN
So much for not being a dog.
[15:12] MIRA
Shoin?!
[15:15] NAOSUKE
What do you think you're doing here?
[15:17] NAOSUKE
Come to sell us out again?
[15:20] SHOIN
I had nowhere else to go...
[15:22] TAKUMI
You have nowhere to live after
your love hotel blew up in space?
[15:27] TERUKO
Why not take him back to Planet Wid with you?
[15:30] NAOSUKE
Huh?
[15:31] SHOIN
I can't go back to Wid.
[15:33] SHOIN
I'm a Hubby spy, and I put
our next queen in danger.
[15:38] SHOIN
I'm a traitor. Trash that's better off dead.
[15:41] NAOSUKE
I'm glad you understand.
[15:42] TERUKO
What's with them?
[15:44] SHOIN
They're agents from Planet Hub.
[15:47] SHOIN
We were all here on Earth, far away from home.
[15:51] SHOIN
As we were teammates working toward
the same goal, I grew attached to them.
[16:06] TAKUMI
Eat up.
[16:08] TAKUMI
It's my job as Astro Lodge's head chef
to feed the hungry.
[16:16] SHOIN
Thank you.
[16:21] SHOIN
It's so good.
[16:24] TAKUMI
There's more.
[16:27] MIRA
Shoin, Room 8's still available.
Do you want to live here?
[16:30] TAKUMI
What?!
[16:31] NAOSUKE
Mira, he's a traitor!
[16:34] MIRA
I'm sure Tasuke-san wouldn't abandon
someone who had nowhere to go.
[16:38] MIRA
As the second-gen caretaker of Astro Lodge,
I want to carry on his spirit.
[16:44] MIRA
Of course, I would need
the residents' approval.
[16:47] REN
Sure!
[16:48] TOMIHIRO
Sounds kinda fun.
[16:50] TERUKO
Don't see why not.
[16:51] AOI
I think Tasuke-san would do the same, too.
[16:56] TERUKO
He looks totally against it.
[16:58] MIRA
Miyasaka-san?
[17:04] TAKUMI
You'd better not get
within one meter of Mira-san.
[17:10] SHOIN
Master!
[17:11] SHOIN
I'm Shoin Ginger, your apprentice!
[17:12] TAKUMI
Slow down with the apprentice stuff.
[17:13] SHOIN
I may not be a shoo-in like my name
suggests, but please teach me!
[17:15] MIRA
Yamashita-san?
[17:17] SHOIN
I'll turn over a new leaf!
[17:18] TOMIHIRO
How long are you going to mope?
[17:20] TOMIHIRO
We're getting some even more
amusing residents than Naosuke.
[17:23] TERUKO
Of course you're okay with it, right?
[17:26] TOMIHIRO
Yamashita-san?
[17:36] TERUKO
No way...
[17:39] TOMIHIRO
Y-Y-Yama...
[17:41] SHOKICHI
I've decided!
[17:43] SHOKICHI
I'm going to move out of Astro Lodge!
[17:47] ALL
Huh?
[17:48] SHOKICHI
Please, take me to Planet Wid with you!
[17:52] ALL
What?!
[17:53] SHOKICHI
Take me to Planet Wid!
[17:57] MIRA
Time flows at a different pace there.
[18:00] MIRA
If you decide to come back to Earth
after all, you may not return to this time.
[18:05] SHOKICHI
There's a story I've left unfinished for years.
[18:08] SHOKICHI
I want to finish it while I'm still alive!
[18:10] TAKUMI
Oh, yeah, you're a novelist.
[18:13] MIRA
What kind of story is it?
[18:15] SHOKICHI
The story of a man going into outer space
to find the woman he loves.
[18:21] SHOKICHI
I need to see Planet Wid with my own eyes!
Please, I beg of you!
[18:25] MIRA
What do you say, Naosuke?
[18:28] NAOSUKE
Send word to Her Majesty that I'll be
bringing back an Earthling instead of Mira.
[18:33] SHOKICHI
Really?!
[18:34] NAOSUKE
Just so you know, on Planet Wid...
[18:36] SHOKICHI
Yay! A trip to space!
[18:39] NAOSUKE
...you can't walk me like a dog!
SIGN Goodbye, Naosuke
SIGN And Shokichi-san!
SIGN Welcome, Shoin and Weird Critters
[18:42] MIRA
Dear Mother,
[18:45] MIRA
We have finally found the key.
[18:48] MIRA
Before coming to Earth,
[18:49] MIRA
you told me never to tell Earthlings
that we came from Planet Wid.
[18:55] MIRA
But, even after finding out I'm a Wido,
[18:58] MIRA
the people here haven't
treated me any differently.
[19:01] MIRA
I've realized that the things
I thought were set in stone
[19:05] MIRA
may not always be necessary to uphold.
[19:09] MIRA
I want to use my own keys
to open the doors to my world.
[19:16] MIRA
I've decided to live my life in Astro Lodge
with the people I love.
[19:22] TAKUMI
I'm off.
[19:24] MIRA
Have a nice day.
[19:26] MIRA
P.S. The man Naosuke's bringing to Wid,
Yamashita Shokichi-san,
[19:30] MIRA
is an old friend of Tasuke-san's
who was with him in his final moments.
[19:35] MIRA
I ask you to welcome him as a state guest
and provide him the best hospitality.
[19:40] SHOKICHI
Tasuke-san.
[19:42] SHOKICHI
I'm going to Planet Wid to see
what you always wanted to.
[19:48] SHOKICHI
My story will finally begin.
[20:00] MIRA
Naosuke.
[20:01] SHOKICHI
I'll put our stuff in first.
[20:03] TAKUMI
Let me put in the umeshu.
[20:05] MIRA
I said I didn't have anything
I loved when I was back on Wid,
[20:13] MIRA
but that was a lie.
I've always loved you, Naosuke.
[20:18] MIRA
Thank you so much.
[20:23] NAOSUKE
Be well.
[20:28] NAOSUKE
See you someday.
[20:30] AOI
U-Um...
[20:33] AOI
Here.
[20:34] NAOSUKE
You sure?
[20:35] AOI
Yeah.
[20:43] NAOSUKE
I-I can't breathe.
[20:45] AOI
Oh, sorry.
[20:48] NAOSUKE
Thanks.
[20:50] NAOSUKE
I'll cherish it.
[20:59] REN
Bye-bye!
[21:07] NAOSUKE
Are you sure about this?
[21:08] SHOKICHI
Mankind mustn't repeat the folly
of sending a dog alone into space.
[21:14] NAOSUKE
Huh? What the heck?
[21:17] RJ
All right, all right.
[21:18] NAOSUKE
Oh, it works.
[21:19] RJ
We've got lots of fan mail again tonight.
[21:20] SHOKICHI
Hmm... I feel like I'm forgetting something...
[21:21] RJ
Thanks, guys! We appreciate it!
[21:24] RJ
This one is from "Aoi-san in Room 7."
[21:28] RJ
"Octo-san, you are my dear first friend.
[21:33] RJ
Please know that I'll always be thinking
of you in the center of my universe.
[21:38] RJ
This song is for you."
[21:40] SHOKICHI
Oh, right! The surprise!
[21:44] MIRA
Everyone left before us.
[21:46] TAKUMI
Why were they in such a hurry?
[21:51] MIRA
Do you—
[21:51] TAKUMI
Tuesday—
[21:52] MIRA
Huh?
[21:53] TAKUMI
You first.
[21:55] MIRA
Oh, I just wanted to ask if you
wanted to go to the aquarium.
[22:00] MIRA
I mean, we still haven't managed to go.
[22:02] TAKUMI
Actually, I was just about to ask if you
wanted to go on Tuesday, my day off.
[22:09] MIRA
Yay.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN At last, Planet Wid came to know peace.
The two lovers traversed planets, galaxies,
and dimensions to be together.
Plum flowers bloomed on Wid, and the capital
celebrated its first annual Umeshu Festival.
As the Widi sang and Earthlings made merry,
all beings across the universe broke out into dance
at the same time.
The end.
SIGN Astro Note
[23:49] SIGN
Thank you for watching.
Let's meet again sometime, somewhere!