Season 1 E1 - Episode 1 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Astro Note SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [01:18] TAKUMI     "Astro"... [01:22] TAKUMI     This should be the place. SIGN    Wi-Fi Available     Breakfast Included     Rooms Available          -Management [01:32] TAKUMI     Okay! [01:42] TAKUMI     You okay up there?! [01:46] TAKUMI     Watch out! [01:57] TAKUMI     Oww... [02:02] MIRA     Are you all right? [02:10] TAKUMI     I am. [02:19] TAKUMI     Ow... [02:21] MIRA     I'm really sorry. SIGN    Appetite [02:23] TAKUMI     Oh, don't be. [02:24] MIRA     I was cleaning the roof when some     kind of animal ran into the ladder. [02:30] MIRA     Did you see anything? [02:31] TAKUMI     No... [02:34] TAKUMI     Nothing. SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life SIGN    Appetite [02:42] TAKUMI     So... is this not a restaurant? [02:46] MIRA     A restaurant? SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Miyasaka Takumi     Birthday: 7/15/1997     Gender: Male     Schooling:     Mar 2016 - Graduated Ooimachi High School, Tokyo     Apr 2016 - Enrolled in Technical School for Cooking, Tokyo     Mar 2018 - Graduated Technical School for Cooking, Tokyo     Work Experience:     Apr 2018 - Joined the Park Grand Hotel as Kitchen Staff     Sep 2022 - Left the Park Grand Hotel      due to corporate restructuring [02:48] TAKUMI     I'm Miyasaka Takumi,     and I'm here for my interview. [02:51] TAKUMI     Huh? You're hiring for head chef, right? [02:55] MIRA     Ah! [02:55] SHOKICHI     Oh, you worked as a cook     at the Park Grand Hotel, eh? [03:00] TERUKO     "Hiring for head chef"? [03:02] TERUKO     What kind of classified did you put out? [03:06] REN     Here it is. SIGN    F&B Recruitment                              Gourmet NEET SIGN     Head Chef, Manager-Level,     Kitchen Staff, Sommelier, Hall Service SIGN    Astro Lodge, Inc.     Looking for head chef! Open to buffet-style breakfast [03:10] REN     "Astro Lodge, Inc. [03:13] REN     Looking for head chef." [03:15] TOMIHIRO     "Open to buffet-style breakfast. [03:18] TOMIHIRO     Job requirements: cooking, menu development, SIGN    Job Requirements:     Cooking, menu development, complete health and hygiene      supervision, cost and profit-and-loss management,      annual budget drafting, etc. As chef, you will be asked      to handle all tasks from prep work to management.      Experience preferred. [03:21] TOMIHIRO     complete health and hygiene supervision, [03:24] TOMIHIRO     cost and profit-and-loss management, [03:26] TOMIHIRO     annual budget drafting, et cetera." [03:27] SHOKICHI     When did this place incorporate? [03:30] REN     These photos aren't even of here. [03:32] TERUKO     Get a load of all these bold-faced lies. [03:34] RESIDENTS     How did it end up like this? [03:37] MIRA     I had no idea what I should write, [03:41] MIRA     so I had to reference     other people looking for chefs. SIGN    Gourmet NEET [03:45] TERUKO     Lemme take a look. [03:46] TERUKO     You just lifted the whole thing! [03:48] MIRA     Is that bad? [03:49] TOMIHIRO     Oh, it's bad bad. [03:50] TOMIHIRO     JARO could sue you for this. [03:52] TAKUMI     Uh... [03:53] TAKUMI     So what does this all mean? [03:57] MIRA     I'm terribly sorry! [04:02] SHOKICHI     This is Astro Lodge. [04:04] SHOKICHI     A share house that provides breakfast. [04:07] TAKUMI     Breakfast included, huh? [04:09] SHOKICHI     The previous landlord, who used to make     those breakfasts, passed away recently. [04:14] TERUKO     And Mira-san here took over     as the new landlord. [04:19] TERUKO     But the food she makes would be better     classified as a health hazard. [04:22] TERUKO     Take a look. [04:24] TERUKO     These... [04:25] TERUKO     are all... [04:26] TERUKO     breakfasts... [04:27] TERUKO     she made. [04:29] TERUKO     Can you even tell what this is? [04:31] TERUKO     Salmon roe... [04:33] TERUKO     rice balls! SIGN    Appetite [04:35] TERUKO     If I were a salmon, I'd be out to avenge     the desecration of my spawn. [04:39] TAKUMI     Uh, that aside, please raise your head. [04:41] MIRA     I'm so sorry! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Miyasaka Takumi     Birthday: 7/15/1997     Gender: Male     Schooling:     Mar 2016 - Graduated Ooimachi High School, Tokyo     Apr 2016 - Enrolled in Technical School for Cooking, Tokyo     Mar 2018 - Graduated Technical School for Cooking, Tokyo     Work Experience:     Apr 2018 - Joined the Park Grand Hotel as Kitchen Staff     Sep 2022 - Left the Park Grand Hotel      due to corporate restructuring [04:43] TOMIHIRO     The Park Grand, huh? [04:45] TOMIHIRO     Didn't that place go bankrupt recently? [04:47] REN     Unemployed at 25... You must have lots of     free time, since you're unemployed. [04:51] TOMIHIRO     Ren, don't remind the unemployed     about their unemployment. [04:55] REN     Why? [04:55] TOMIHIRO     The unemployed tend to be     sensitive folk. Be nice to them. [04:59] TOMIHIRO     This place is a quite wonderful share house. [05:02] TOMIHIRO     Fate must have brought us together.     Why not live a chill life working here? [05:08] REN     Better find a job quick,     or you'll end up like him. [05:10] REN     My pops is a bum through and through. [05:14] MIRA     Can you all stop insulting our guest?! [05:16] TERUKO     Uh, this classified you put out     is the biggest insult of all! [05:20] TAKUMI     So... [05:21] TAKUMI     Who are these people? [05:23] MIRA     Oh, they're residents of Astro Lodge. SIGN    Association for Victims of               Mira-san's Breakfasts!! [05:26] TERUKO     And the Association for Victims     of Mira-san's Breakfasts! [05:30] SHOKICHI     I chose to live here and pay rent on the     condition that breakfast would be provided! [05:34] SHOKICHI     But now, the breakfasts are hardly edible! SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life [05:36] TOMIHIRO     As such, we demand that     a chef be hired at once! [05:41] REN     Feed us proper breakfasts! SIGN    Healthy Nourishment SIGN    Nutrition SIGN    Say No to Food Waste! SIGN    Breakfast Is the     Foundation of Life [05:44] ALL     Feed us! [05:45] REN     The needs of a growing child are no joke! SIGN    It's Time to     Open Our Eyes SIGN    Unionize [05:47] ALL     No joke! [05:48] REN     Say no to burnt side dishes! [05:49] MIRA     Come on, knock it off. [05:50] ALL     We say no! [05:51] MIRA     You're confusing Miyasaka-san. [05:51] REN     Say no to food waste! [05:53] ALL     We say no! [05:55] MIRA     This is all my fault. [05:57] MIRA     I truly apologize. [05:59] TAKUMI     So, hey. [06:00] MIRA     Yes? [06:03] TAKUMI     Scad. [06:04] MIRA     Huh? SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Today's Menu     - Ginger Pork     - Miso Soup [06:05] TAKUMI     I've been wondering, but that's scad, isn't it? [06:09] TAKUMI     May I take a look? [06:11] MIRA     Sure. [06:15] TAKUMI     I knew it. [06:16] MIRA     Right, one of our neighbors     went fishing and shared some with us. [06:20] TAKUMI     They'll go bad quickly     if you leave them like this. [06:23] TAKUMI     Shall I prep them for you? [06:25] REN     I wanna eat fried scad. [06:26] TAKUMI     I can make some. [06:27] REN     Yay! [06:28] MIRA     We couldn't ask that of you! [06:29] SHOKICHI     We could, we could. [06:31] SHOKICHI     We totally could. [06:33] TERUKO     These can hardly be left in the hands     of Mira-san, aka the Food Killer. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Today's Menu     - Ginger Pork     - Miso Soup [07:09] TAKUMI     Okay, eat up! SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life [07:11] ALL     Let's eat! [07:15] SHOKICHI     Mmm! [07:16] TERUKO     Perfect! [07:20] REN     So good! [07:36] MIRA     They all kept nagging me to     hire someone who could cook. [07:40] MIRA     I wasn't very keen on the idea, [07:42] MIRA     but starting off each day     with such a delicious breakfast [07:45] MIRA     would make for a life filled with joy. [07:53] TOMIHIRO     Mira-san doesn't have a boyfriend. [07:55] TERUKO     If she hires you as a cook,     I'm sure she'll fall for you. [07:58] TOMIHIRO     She'll fall for you. [07:59] TERUKO     She'll fall for you, no doubt. SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life [08:01] TERUKOTOMIHIRO     She'll fall for you.     She'll fall for you. [08:08] MIRA     Thank you for cooking for us     after coming all this way for nothing. [08:12] TAKUMI     No problem. Thank you for your time. [08:14] MIRA     The fried scad was great. [08:16] MIRA     I bet you'll find a job in no time. [08:20] TAKUMI     I sure hope so. [08:22] MIRA     Thank you for everything today. SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [08:26] TAKUMI     Goodbye. SIGN    Wi-Fi Available     Breakfast Included     Rooms Available          -Management [08:42] MIRA     Did you forget something? [08:44] TAKUMI     Let me... [08:46] TAKUMI     Let me make your breakfast every day! [09:03] MOVER     That's all your packages. [09:06] MOVER     Thank you. [09:08] TAKUMI     Thanks. [09:11] MIRA     Are you finished moving, Miyasaka-san? [09:14] TAKUMI     Just finished, actually. [09:16] MIRA     Is your head okay now? [09:18] TAKUMI     Huh? Oh, yeah. [09:20] TAKUMI     It's all healed up. [09:22] MIRA     I'm really sorry about that. [09:24] MIRA     Naosuke's usually not that violent. [09:28] TAKUMI     Maybe I caught him on a bad day. [09:30] TAKUMI     Let's be friends, Naosuke. [09:34] SHOKICHI     Oh, there you are. [09:36] SHOKICHI     Naosuke. [09:39] SHOKICHI     Let's go on a walk. [09:41] MIRA     Thanks for always walking him. [09:42] SHOKICHI     Don't mention it. [09:44] SHOKICHI     I have to go on daily walks,     so I might as well. [09:47] SHOKICHI     Oh, moving in today? [09:50] TAKUMI     T-To Room 5, yes. Nice to meet you— [09:52] SHOKICHI     I saw your resume, so I know     a fair bit about you already. [09:56] TAKUMI     Right. [09:57] SHOKICHI     Mira-san, welcoming party tonight. [10:00] MIRA     Well coming party? [10:02] SHOKICHI     A party to welcome new residents. [10:05] SHOKICHI     We threw one for you too, remember? [10:07] MIRA     Oh, right, that. [10:08] SHOKICHI     Okay, Naosuke, time for the walk. [10:11] SHOKICHI     See you! [10:15] MIRA     That's Yamashita Shokichi-san.     He lives in Room 2. [10:18] MIRA     He's lived here the longest. [10:21] MIRA     I think he's a novelist. [10:23] TAKUMI     Really? Wow. [10:25] TAKUMI     What has he written? [10:28] MIRA     I don't remember... [10:32] TAKUMI     "Yamashita Shokichi, novelist." SIGN    yamashita shokichi novelist SIGN    yamashita shokichi novelist SIGN    yamashita shokichi novelist SIGN    yamashita shokichi novelist SIGN    yamashita shokichi novelist SIGN    yamashita shokichi novelist SIGN    yamashita shokichi novelist SIGN    yamashita shokichi novelist SIGN    yamashita shokichi novelist SIGN    yamashita shokichi novelist [10:37] TAKUMI     Hmm, I'm not seeing any information. [10:40] TAKUMI     Maybe he uses a pen name. [10:42] MIRA     Huh... You can look up information with that? [10:45] MIRA     I see everyone has one of those. [10:47] TAKUMI     Do you not have a smartphone? [10:49] MIRA     I don't. [10:50] MIRA     It's called a smartphone, huh? [10:56] MIRA     Once again... [10:58] MIRA     I'm Gotokuji Mira. [11:00] MIRA     I only took over this lodge     three months ago, [11:03] MIRA     so I'm sure I'll need your help along the way. [11:07] MIRA     It's good to have you here. [11:10] TAKUMI     I-I'm glad to be here myself. SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [11:23] MIRA     Originally, this place     was called Asunaro Lodge. SIGN    S                         T                              R [11:28] MIRA     But part of the sign fell off and     the "na" became a "to," [11:31] MIRA     so people started calling it Astro Lodge instead, [11:34] MIRA     and the name stuck. [11:36] TAKUMI     Huh... [11:38] MIRA     I only heard it from Shokichi-san myself. [11:42] MIRA     It's such a great day out. [11:44] MIRA     This is where you hang your clothes out to dry. [11:47] MIRA     There's one toilet each on both     the first and second floors. [11:51] MIRA     We have two washing machines. [11:52] MIRA     Please make sure you take out     your clothes when they're done. [11:58] MIRA     This is the bathroom. [12:00] MIRA     A lot of the residents use     the bathhouse nearby, though. [12:05] MIRA     When you take a bath,     be sure to hang this up here. SIGN    In use!     No peeping, naughty! [12:11] TAKUMI     There's a basement? [12:13] MIRA     Yes. [12:21] TAKUMI     Whoa! [12:22] MIRA     This is the storage room. SIGN    Soy Sauce SIGN    Soy Sauce SIGN    Miso [12:24] TAKUMI     Is this all homemade? Wow. [12:27] MIRA     It's all stuff that the previous     landlord stored here. [12:30] TAKUMI     This is some real vintage umeshu. SIGN    May 1948 SIGN    May 1950 [12:33] TAKUMI     Seriously? [12:35] MIRA     Is this edible? [12:37] TAKUMI     What? Have you never drank umeshu before? [12:40] MIRA     It's a drink? [12:41] MIRA     Wow. [12:44] MIRA     And this is the kitchen. [12:46] MIRA     But you already know that. SIGN    Habu Wine [12:51] MIRA     Everything tagged with room numbers     belongs to the residents. SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life SIGN    Today's Menu     - Sunny Side Up     - Egg Rice [12:55] MIRA     We serve breakfast from Mondays to Fridays. [12:57] MIRA     Weekends are off. [12:59] MIRA     If you have it ready by around 7:30 to 8:30, [13:02] MIRA     the residents will grab and eat it themselves. [13:05] MIRA     We have a budget of about 250 yen per person. [13:08] MIRA     There's two weeks' worth     in this purse to start. [13:13] MIRA     Here's the key to this drawer. [13:18] MIRA     You and I are the only ones who have it. [13:22] MIRA     That should cover everything. [13:25] MIRA     But if you have any questions,     feel free to ask. [13:30] REN     What's seven times eight? [13:32] TAKUMI     Fifty-six? [13:37] TAKUMI     What are you doing? [13:38] REN     Math homework. [13:39] TAKUMI     Down there? [13:41] REN     A parenting book said that studying     in the living room improves intelligence. [13:45] TAKUMI     Right... SIGN    Today's Menu     - Sunny Side Up     - Egg Rice [13:48] TAKUMI     Wh-What the?! [13:51] TAKUMI     Oh, hello. I moved in today— [13:55] TOMIHIRO     All signs point to another failed audition. [14:02] TAKUMI     Audition? [14:05] TOMIHIRO     She's Terurun. [14:08] TAKUMI     Terurun...? [14:09] TERUKO     Hey! [14:14] TAKUMI     Huh? Oh, uh... [14:16] TAKUMI     I can explain. [14:20] TAKUMI     Huh? [14:21] TAKUMI     What? Where'd he go? [14:23] TERUKO     Steal my low-malt, [14:25] TERUKO     and you're paying me back     with a bottle of beer! SIGN    Welcome!! To Our New Head Chef     Miyauchisaka Takumi-kun! [14:28] TERUKO     One, two! Terurururun! [14:30] MIRASHOKICHITOMIHIRO     Terurururun! [14:31] TERUKO     Terurunrun! [14:33] MIRASHOKICHITOMIHIRO     Terurunrun! [14:34] TERUKO     Eat my iron fist! [14:36] TERUKO     One, two, pure, pure lovely righty hook! [14:39] TERUKO     Pure, pure lovely righty hook! [14:42] TERUKO     A maiden's heart is complicated,     don't you know? [14:46] TERUKO     One, two! [14:47] TERUKO     Pure, pure lovely righty hook! [14:48] TOMIHIRO     Matsubara-chan in Room 6 works as an     indie idol under the name of Terurun. [14:49] TERUKO     Pure, pure lovely righty hook! [14:52] TERUKO     Take my feelings head on. [14:53] TAKUMI     An indie idol? [14:54] TOMIHIRO     Anyway, drink up. [14:56] TOMIHIRO     I feel bad. [14:57] TERUKO     Righty hook! (Yeah!) [14:57] TOMIHIRO     It's your party, Miyashita-kun,     but we had you pay for the drinks. [14:59] TERUKO     Righty hook! (Yeah!) [15:00] TERUKO     Righty, righty, righty, righty, righty hook! [15:01] TAKUMI     I'm Miyasaka! [15:02] TAKUMI     And it's your fault I had to pay for all this! [15:03] TOMIHIRO     Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! [15:04] TERUKO     Dum-dum dummy! [15:06] TERUKO     Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy,      big dum-dum dummy! SIGN    terurun indie idol SIGN    Search News SIGN    Images Video [15:07] TAKUMI     Oh, it's true. [15:09] TERUKO     Just so you know, I'll sue if you upload     anything about me on social media. [15:13] TERUKO     I'm the queen of egosurfing. [15:14] TERUKO     I will find anything and everything     you post about me. We clear? [15:17] TAKUMI     Crystal. [15:18] TERUKO     How was the new song? [15:20] SHOKICHIREN     Incredible! [15:21] MIRA     You're amazing, Matsubara-san. [15:23] MIRA     I could never do what you do in front     of people. It's too embarrassing. [15:26] TERUKO     You picking a fight?! [15:27] MIRA     I'm praising you. [15:29] TOMIHIRO     Ahem. Ladies and gentlemen. SIGN    Miyauchisaka Takumi-kun! [15:32] TOMIHIRO     Today, Astro Lodge has welcomed     our new live-in head chef. [15:36] TOMIHIRO     With this, we are free of     our torturous breakfast life. [15:41] TOMIHIRO     We no longer have to fear     the thought of a new day! SIGN    Welcome!! To Our New Head Chef     Miyauchisaka Takumi-kun! [15:45] TERUKOSHOKICHIREN     Woo-hoo! SIGN    Victory [15:46] TOMIHIRO     Tonight, we drink to celebrate! [15:49] TERUKOSHOKICHIREN     Yay! [15:49] MIRA     Talk about blowing things out of proportion. [15:52] TOMIHIRO     Now, a word from our new head chef, Miyamoto. [15:54] TAKUMI     It's Miyasaka! [15:56] SHOKICHI     Let's go, head chef! [15:57] TAKUMI     Oh, er... [15:59] TAKUMI     I'm Miyasaka Takumi, and I'll be living here     and making breakfast from now on. [16:04] TAKUMI     I'll be continuing my job search, [16:06] TAKUMI     and I'm sure I'll need your help     with all sorts of things. [16:09] TAKUMI     I'm glad to be here with you all. [16:14] SHOKICHI     Okay, maybe I should belt out a banger myself. [16:17] REN     No ancient songs, please. [16:31] MIRA     Good morning! [16:33] TAKUMI     Good morning. [16:43] SHOKOCHI     Oho? [16:44] REN     Whoa, actual breakfast! [16:47] REN     Chow time! [16:48] SHOKICHI     Let's eat. [16:50] TERUKO     Morning. [16:51] MIRA     Oh, Matsubara-san. [16:53] MIRA     You're up early. [16:54] TERUKO     I have dispatch work today— [16:56] TERUKO     Wow, way to go, head chef! [16:59] TERUKO     Time to eat! [17:05] MIRA     Thanks for the food. [17:12] TAKUMI     Thank you. [17:16] REN     I'm off! [17:24] TAKUMI     Okay. [17:27] TAKUMI     Guess I should buy some rice, too. [17:30] TAKUMI     Huh? [17:36] TAKUMI     What is she doing? [17:37] TOMIHIRO     It's a mystery. [17:39] TOMIHIRO     Gotokuji Mira is woman full of mystery. [17:41] TAKUMI     She is? [17:43] TOMIHIRO     She doesn't have a smartphone, let alone a PC.     Unheard of in this day and age. [17:47] TAKUMI     Oh... SIGN    Wi-Fi Available     Breakfast Included     Rooms Available          -Management [17:48] TOMIHIRO     When she first saw the "Wi-Fi available"     poster outside... [17:53] (Flashback) MIRA     Wife available? [17:55] TOMIHIRO     ...is how she read it. [17:57] TOMIHIRO     Have you ever seen anyone her age     who doesn't know what Wi-Fi is? [18:01] TOMIHIRO     And she hasn't heard of any     household names in showbiz. [18:04] TOMIHIRO     Early on, she held up a TV remote... [18:08] (Flashback) MIRA     What is this? [18:10] TOMIHIRO     ...and said that. [18:12] TOMIHIRO     Mira-chan probably went through stuff     in her past that she has to keep secret. [18:16] TOMIHIRO     There may or may not be rumors     that she spent many years in prison. [18:21] TAKUMI     Before all that, aren't you going     to work, Wakabayashi-san? [18:26] TOMIHIRO     As you heard, I'm "a bum through and through." [18:29] TOMIHIRO     Now for the best part of being     unemployed: going back to bed. [18:33] TAKUMI     How does he even have money to live?     That's the bigger mystery. [18:44] MIRA     Come on! Where is it?! [18:47] TAKUMI     Looking for something? [18:49] MIRA     Oh... [18:50] TAKUMI     Is it something you lost?     I can help you find it. [18:54] MIRA     Oh, no, it's fine.     Did you need me for something? [18:58] TAKUMI     I was thinking of going shopping     for ingredients. [19:01] TAKUMI     I figured I should ask if you had     any store recommendations. [19:05] MIRA     I'll go with you. [19:07] TAKUMI     What? [19:08] MIRA     I'll show you around the shopping arcade. [19:10] MIRA     Give me a moment to get ready. SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [19:13] MIRA     No! Watch the place, Naosuke! [19:15] MIRA     I'm off. [19:17] MIRA     Let's go. [19:18] TAKUMI     Yeah! [19:28] TAKUMI     Oh, that's a good movie. [19:31] MIRA     Moowee? [19:33] TAKUMI     The princess fights the entire universe     with her fist for love. She was so amazing! [19:40] MIRA     Wow, that sounds fun. [19:43] MIRA     I'd love to see it. [19:44] TAKUMI     What kind of movies do you like? [19:47] MIRA     Hmm, I'm afraid I haven't seen     many movies or anything. [19:51] TAKUMI     Were you maybe living overseas? [19:53] MIRA     Huh? [19:54] TAKUMI     I mean, you didn't know     what umeshu was and all. [19:58] TAKUMI     So I was wondering if maybe you spent     most of your life outside Japan. [20:03] MIRA     Hey, dorayaki! Do you like dorayaki? [20:05] MIRA     Let's get some! [20:31] TAKUMI     Let's see... [20:33] TAKUMI     Found it! [20:39] TAKUMI     It's not too late, right? [20:59] TAKUMI     Right! [21:02] NAOSUKE     Do you want this to last forever? [21:04] MIRA     I get it! [21:04] NAOSUKE     No means no. [21:06] MIRA     But why not? [21:08] MIRA     Is it because I'm a Wido...? [21:19] TAKUMI     Mira-san's a widow? [21:22] MIRA     Is it because I'm a Wido? [21:25] MIRA     Is that why I can't get a smartphone? [21:27] NAOSUKE     Mira, we didn't come to Earth for fun. [21:30] NAOSUKE     Understand that you're in line     for the throne of the planet of Wid. [21:34] MIRA     I hear you can look up any information     you want about Earth on a smartphone. [21:38] MIRA     We might even find out where the key is. [21:40] NAOSUKE     Hmph. It's centuries-old technology. [21:43] NAOSUKE     We can't trust any of these     inferior Earthlings' creations. [21:47] NAOSUKE     The key should be somewhere     in this building for sure. SIGN    Foodie Note     A frying pan's all you need     Basic Meals 4 [21:53] MIRA     Have you ever watched a movie? [21:55] MIRA     This Space Girl movie sounded really fun. [21:58] MIRA     Aww... [21:58] NAOSUKE     Mira! [21:59] NAOSUKE     Did you forget about our mission? [22:02] MIRA     We have to find the key as soon as possible     and take it back to Planet Wid. [22:06] NAOSUKE     You will then ascend the throne     and rule over all Widi. [22:11] MIRA     I know, I know. SIGN    Astro Lodge's new landlord, Gotokuji Mira, SIGN    is a Wido from the planet of Wid. SIGN    Miyasaka Takumi (Unemployed) fell in love with her at first sight, SIGN    but now he thinks she's a widow! How will this romance unfold? E2 - Episode 2 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Back by popular demand, the legendary manga     returns with color pages SIGN    This Is a Story Born from a Melon SIGN    Complete Collector's Edition     Melon Igyoku SIGN    Astro Note [02:08] MIRA     Dear Mother, [02:11] MIRA     I trust this message finds you in good health. [02:13] MIRA     Three months have passed     since I arrived on Earth. SIGN    Proprietor Wanted SIGN    Contact: Nishi-Taishido Law Offices SIGN    Nishi-Taishido Law Offices SIGN    Gotokuji Mira [02:25] MIRA     Without drawing suspicion, [02:30] MIRA     I've managed to infiltrate the target building [02:33] MIRA     and begun the search for the key. [02:38] REN     I'm off! [02:39] SHOKICHI     Take care. [02:41] MIRA     It appears that Naosuke resembles     a Terran species called "dogs," [02:43] SHOKICHI     Time for a walk, Naosuke. [02:47] MIRA     so he's pretending to be one in order     to avoid causing panic among the locals. [02:52] MIRA     Earth is home to plenty of substances     unknown to Planet Wid. [03:12] MIRA     They are brought to life     by the ever-enigmatic Earthlings. [03:17] MIRA     We will find the key,     which is somewhere in this building, SIGN    Heat before you eat SIGN    Miyasaka [03:22] MIRA     and return to Planet Wid as soon as possible. [03:25] MIRA     We are making every second count,     so please rest assured. SIGN    Foodie Note     A frying pan's all you need     Basic Meals 4 [03:32] MIRA     I'd love to try this "beans'n'rice," too.     It sounds so good. [03:36] NAOSUKE     Hey, what happened to making     every second count? [03:39] NAOSUKE     I am appalled by your lies. [03:41] MIRA     I mean, it's been three months     and we still have no clue where the key is. [03:45] MIRA     Besides, life on Earth     is much more free and fun [03:48] MIRA     than dealing with the pressures of Wid royalty. [03:51] MIRA     And if I told Mother the truth,     she'd bring the entire Wid space fleet to Earth. [03:57] NAOSUKE     What about life here is "free"?! [03:58] NAOSUKE     Do you have any idea     how it feels to be walked on a leash?! [04:01] MIRA     Nope. [04:05] NAOSUKE     I can't believe someone who lacks even a shred     of empathy is next in line to the throne. [04:09] NAOSUKE     If Her Majesty were to see you now,     she would be so disappointed. [04:14] NAOSUKE     She raised you all by herself after     His Majesty's death. Spare a thought— [04:17] MIRA     Oh, zip it already! [04:20] MIRA     Fine! I just have to look for the key, right? [04:24] NAOSUKE     Whoever holds the key     will take the throne of Planet Wid. [04:27] NAOSUKE     If you find it and become queen, [04:30] NAOSUKE     the universe will be at peace. [04:32] MIRA     I get that, already. [04:34] MIRA     But why would it be here? [04:37] MIRA     I heard that it was hidden away     on a faraway planet [04:40] MIRA     in order to keep it from     falling into enemy hands. [04:43] MIRA     But why on Earth, and why in Astro Lodge? [04:45] NAOSUKE     Beats me. [04:47] NAOSUKE     Our mission is to infiltrate     this place and find the key. [04:50] NAOSUKE     Everything else is irrelevant. [04:52] NAOSUKE     Let's go! [04:56] NAOSUKE     I'll pretend to be a dog and focus     my search on the second floor. SIGN    F&B Recruitment                              Gourmet NEET [05:04] MIRA     But why not? [05:05] MIRA     Is it because I'm a Wido...? [05:15] TAKUMI     Come on... [05:17] TAKUMI     A widow? Seriously? [05:21] TAKUMI     What, are you going to bite me again, Naosuke? [05:23] TAKUMI     Why do you hate me so much? [05:29] TAKUMI     I wish I was a dog.     Then I wouldn't have a care in the world. [05:33] TAKUMI     If Mira-san's a widow,     that means she was married before [05:38] TAKUMI     and her partner passed away. [05:41] TAKUMI     Does she have a boyfriend now? [05:44] TAKUMI     And who was that man     she was talking to last night? [05:49] TAKUMI     Do you know anything? [05:51] TAKUMI     Was that her boyfriend? [05:52] TAKUMI     And if not, who the heck was he?! [05:56] TAKUMI     Mira-san... [05:58] TAKUMI     Mira-san! [06:00] TAKUMI     Mira-san! Mira-san! Mira-san! Mira-san! [06:05] SHOKICHI     What are you looking for? [06:09] SHOKICHI     It feels like you've been searching     for something ever since you came here. [06:14] MIRA     Oh, uh... Naosuke's just     hidden something somewhere. [06:19] SHOKICHI     And what would that be? [06:21] MIRA     Nothing special. [06:23] MIRA     What are you reading? [06:25] SHOKICHI     A book Tasuke-san left behind. [06:27] MIRA     Who's Tasuke-san? [06:29] SHOKICHI     Shimotakaido Tasuke.     Astro Lodge's former caretaker. [06:33] MIRA     Ah. [06:34] SHOKICHI     He loved sci-fi, outer space,     and all that kind of stuff. [06:37] SHOKICHI     Every night, he would sit here     and gaze up at the starry sky. [06:42] MIRA     Huh... [06:43] SHOKICHI     He didn't have any family or other relatives. [06:47] SHOKICHI     He put all his affairs in order himself     for when he inevitably passed. [06:52] SHOKICHI     Crazy, right? [06:54] MIRA     Did you know him long? [06:56] SHOKICHI     Please, we were landlord and tenant     for over half a century. [07:01] MIRA     That really is long. [07:03] SHOKICHI     Yeah. Tasuke-san managed Astro Lodge     from the day it was built. [07:15] NAOSUKE     Stay away from that Miyasaka Takumi guy. [07:17] NAOSUKE     He's a creep! [07:20] NAOSUKE     What're you looking at? [07:21] MIRA     I think the previous landlord     may have been a Wido. [07:24] NAOSUKE     Huh? [07:25] MIRA     Let's go over everything     one more time from the start. [07:27] MIRA     Here's the paperwork I was given     when I took over Astro Lodge. [07:32] MIRA     The key was hidden away     on a faraway planet, right? [07:35] MIRA     Maybe it was Tasuke-san, a Wido,     who hid the key somewhere in this lodge. [07:40] MIRA     He even cut all contact     with Planet Wid to avoid detection [07:44] MIRA     and waited for us to come for him someday. [07:46] NAOSUKE     I see... SIGN    Shimotakaido Tasuke     in the lawn [07:56] MIRA     "Shimotakaido Tasuke in the lawn." [08:00] NAOSUKE     Why did he have to go and die?! SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life [08:08] TAKUMI     What's the matter? [08:10] TOMIHIRO     What is the meaning of this? SIGN    Heat before you eat SIGN    Miyasaka [08:15] TOMIHIRO     How cruel, Miyasaka-kun! [08:17] TOMIHIRO     Do you mean to say an unemployed man     doesn't deserve breakfast? [08:20] TOMIHIRO     How dare you deny the unemployed     equal rights to breakfast! [08:20] TAKUMI     Oww! [08:23] TAKUMI     Hey, I made some for you! [08:25] TOMIHIRO     So, what, the salmon ran away to avoid being     consumed by an unemployed individual? [08:30] TAKUMI     Like hell it did! [08:31] TOMIHIRO     Then who did it? [08:32] TAKUMI     Uh... [08:34] MIRA     What's wrong, you two? [08:36] TAKUMI     Oh, it was Naosuke. [08:38] TAKUMI     Naosuke must've eaten your     breakfast, Wakabayashi-san. [08:42] MIRA     What? Bad boy, Naosuke! [08:48] MIRA     I'm really sorry. [08:50] TOMIHIRO     Well, I can't expect a dog to know better. [08:53] TAKUMI     If anything, blame yourself for oversleeping. [08:57] TAKUMI     Come down at breakfast time,     and you'll have your meal. SIGN    Setagaya Work [09:34] TAKUMI     I need to find a job already. [09:37] OBACHAN     Right. You can't stay a part-time     breakfast chef forever. [09:42] OBACHAN     You're the new cook at Astro Lodge, right? [09:46] OBACHAN     I live nearby, you see. [09:48] OBACHAN     Ask me anything!     I've lived in this area forever! [09:54] OBACHAN     Not with Mira-chan today? [09:56] OBACHAN     I saw you two shopping together the other day. [09:59] OBACHAN     You seemed to be having a good time,     and you looked so good together. [10:01] TAKUMI     Wait, really? [10:03] OBACHAN     But you're unemployed. [10:05] OBACHAN     If Mira-chan were my daughter,     I'd never allow it. [10:09] OBACHAN     I hope you find a job soon. [10:11] OBACHAN     Did you go pray already? [10:12] OBACHAN     Make a wish at the temple over there. [10:14] OBACHAN     Want a candy? [10:16] OBACHAN     Oh, you just thought, "Didn't know the candy     thing had spread from Osaka to Tokyo"? [10:20] OBACHAN     I added the word "candy" to my bag     this year 'cause it sounds so sweet. [10:24] OBACHAN     I'm updating my vocabulary! [10:27] OBACHAN     Now, now, no need to be shy. [10:29] TAKUMI     Listening to an old bat's nonsense     takes so much out of you. [10:37] TAKUMI     I guess I might as well. SIGN    Lucky Cat [10:40] TAKUMI     Oh, it's a lucky cat temple? [10:45] TAKUMI     I guess you pray to one and enshrine it here     if your wish comes true. [10:52] TAKUMI     That's one big kitty! [10:59] TAKUMI     I pray for a job with good benefits, [11:00] TAKUMI     a boss who doesn't abuse or harass employees, [11:03] TAKUMI     colleagues without superiority complexes, [11:04] TAKUMI     people with no links to     shady networking businesses, [11:07] TAKUMI     and a peaceful workplace! [11:11] TAKUMI     And I pray that I can be     Mira-san's boyfriend— [11:13] TAKUMI     Boyfriend?! [11:14] TAKUMI     Am I insane? I know nothing about her! [11:18] TAKUMI     I gotta start with a date     so we can get to know each other! [11:22] TAKUMI     I pray that I can go on a date with Mira-san! [11:26] TAKUMI     Wait, what am I, a teenager?! [11:27] TAKUMI     I'm a big boy now, so honestly, I'd like     to get a little touchy-feely with her. [11:33] LADY1     How long is he gonna pray for? [11:33] TAKUMI     Touchy-feely, like adults! Please! [11:34] LADY2     He must've donated, like, 10,000 yen. [11:36] TAKUMI     Anyway, all that aside, I hope for world peace. SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [11:42] REN     I'm home! [11:44] SHOKICHI     Welcome back. [12:07] SHOKICHI     What's that you've got there? [12:08] REN     A robot vacuum. [12:10] REN     My friend Haruto-kun has one too. [12:13] REN     His parents both work, and they're loaded. [12:16] REN     The complete opposite of us. [12:17] SHOKICHI     Even Astro Lodge has a robot now? [12:22] SHOKICHI     Now I've seen everything. [12:24] NAOSUKE     Me, eat someone else's dead fish?     How dare he make a scapedog out of me! [12:28] NAOSUKE     I will find the culprit     if it's the last thing I do! [12:33] MIRA     It was in front of this tree. [12:36] TAKUMI     What's the matter? [12:39] TAKUMI     Who is that? [12:41] MIRA     The previous landlord, apparently. [12:44] TAKUMI     Ah. He must've really loved plums. [12:48] TAKUMI     He probably used the plums     from this tree to make umeshu. [12:52] MIRA     Umeshu? [12:53] TAKUMI     The drinks in the basement. [12:55] TAKUMI     He must've made umeshu     from this tree's fruit every year. [13:04] REN     Come on, suck it up. [13:06] REN     It's not vacuuming anything. [13:08] REN     Is it broken? SIGN    May 1948 SIGN    May 1950 [13:19] TAKUMI     Is something wrong? [13:33] NAOSUKE     What is that? [13:35] TAKUMI     Huh? That's weird. It's not opening! [13:37] MIRA     What? Open up! [13:39] MIRA     Somebody open the door! [13:42] MIRA     Help! Anybody out there? [13:45] MIRA     We're locked in here! [13:49] MIRA     What do we do? SIGN    Please recharge [13:50] TAKUMI     Crap! I'm out of battery! [14:00] TAKUMI     Phew, that takes care of lighting, at least. SIGN    May 1948 SIGN    May 1950 SIGN    June 1955 [14:08] TAKUMI     "Tiens ta promesse." Keep your promise. [14:13] TAKUMI     That's what plums mean in floriography. [14:16] TAKUMI     Maybe he'd made a promise to someone dear. [14:25] TAKUMI     Am I stupid?! [14:26] TAKUMI     Bringing up floriography and trying     to act all cool in the dark! [14:29] TAKUMI     And why did I say it     in a foreign language? [14:31] TAKUMI     Gross! I'm so gross! [14:33] MIRA     I'd like to try it. [14:34] TAKUMI     Huh? [14:36] MIRA     Would you like to have some umeshu, too? [14:42] REN     A blackout? [14:44] SHOKICHI     Must be because you smacked that robot. [14:46] REN     What?! [14:47] MIRA     Cheers. [14:54] MIRA     It's so good! [14:55] TAKUMI     Vintage umeshu is a luxury drink. [14:58] NAOSUKE     Mira! [14:59] NAOSUKE     A Hubby has barged in! [15:01] MIRA     Hubby?! [15:01] NAOSUKE     Hide in there for a bit! [15:03] TAKUMI     Huh? [15:04] TAKUMI     Wait, what? [15:09] NAOSUKE     Not so fast! [15:11] SHOKICHI     Maybe it's a blown fuse. [15:14] REN     Where's the breaker? I'll go take a look. [15:17] SHOKICHI     Be careful. [15:26] TERUKO     Hey. [15:28] TERUKO     Why's it so dark in here? [15:30] TERUKO     Power outage? [15:32] TAKUMI     Mira-san, can I ask you something? [15:35] MIRA     Sure. [15:36] TAKUMI     Are you married? [15:38] MIRA     I'm not. [15:41] TAKUMI     Then what's with the whole widow thing? [15:44] TAKUMI     And the guy just now had     the same voice as the man before. [15:47] TAKUMI     Is Mira-san not actually a widow? [15:49] MIRA     Miyasaka-san. [15:51] TAKUMI     Y-Yes? [15:52] MIRA     May I ask you a question too? [15:54] TAKUMI     Sure. [15:55] MIRA     What's for breakfast tomorrow? [15:59] TAKUMI     Huh? [15:59] MIRA     Ever since coming here, [16:01] MIRA     thinking about the next day's breakfast has     been what I look forward to most. [16:09] TAKUMI     Really? [16:10] MIRA     Really. [16:12] MIRA     Before I came here,     I had no time to think about food. [16:17] MIRA     I had to live up to expectations. [16:20] MIRA     Expectations that I'd always     make the right call. [16:23] MIRA     Failure was not an option.     I didn't have the freedom to do anything. [16:26] TAKUMI     You were working for a really     exploitative company, huh? [16:29] TAKUMI     I'm glad you got out of it. [16:31] MIRA     I can't get out. [16:33] TAKUMI     Wait, you're still part of it? [16:35] TAKUMI     Are you working two jobs?     Yikes. You really should quit. [16:42] MIRA     Am I allowed to quit? [16:45] TAKUMI     Of course you are. [16:48] TAKUMI     You're free to live your life as you please. [16:55] TAKUMI     What do you want for breakfast tomorrow? [16:58] TAKUMI     Tell me what you'd like. Anything goes. [17:03] TAKUMI     I'll make whatever you want! [17:18] MIRA     Beans'n'rice. [17:28] TAKUMI     Touchy-feely time! [17:41] NAOSUKE     Tch. [18:14] TERUKO     Mornin'. [18:17] TERUKO     What happened to your face? [18:19] TAKUMI     Oh, we just got a little touchy-feely. [18:21] TERUKO     Wha? [18:22] TAKUMI     Don't worry about it. [18:23] TERUKO     Whoa, beans'n'rice! I love it! [18:28] TERUKO     Let's eat. SIGN    Today's Menu               Beans'n'Rice Combo [18:34] TAKUMI     Can I ask you something? [18:36] TERUKO     What? [18:36] TAKUMI     Uh... there's this widow,     but there was a man in her room. [18:41] TAKUMI     And then some random hubby     barged in, and she had to hide. [18:47] TAKUMI     What do you think's going on here? [18:49] TERUKO     The heck? [18:50] TAKUMI     I mean, uh, a friend     asked me for advice about it. [18:55] TAKUMI     I don't really have the full picture either,     but it seems complicated. [18:59] TERUKO     Huh. Well, the whole thing makes     no sense, but that widow's clearly... [19:04] TAKUMI     Clearly what? [19:06] TERUKO     Human trash. [19:16] MIRA     Yes? [19:17] TAKUMI     It's me, Miyasaka. [19:24] TAKUMI     I made rice balls out of the beans'n'rice. [19:26] TAKUMI     Have them, if you'd like. [19:28] TAKUMI     Also, here. Medicine for a hangover. [19:31] TAKUMI     It's more effective on a full stomach. [19:33] MIRA     Oh, thank you for everything. [19:36] TAKUMI     Hey... [19:38] TAKUMI     Get well soon. [19:41] MIRA     Thank you. [19:50] NAOSUKE     If Her Majesty saw you now... [19:52] MIRA     Say no more. [19:54] NAOSUKE     The fact that a spy from Planet Hub was here [19:56] NAOSUKE     means that they know where the key is hidden. [19:59] NAOSUKE     We need to find it right away. [20:01] NAOSUKE     It'd be the end of the world if a Hubby     gained the right to take Planet Wid's throne. [20:06] MIRA     Do you know what plum blossoms     mean in floriography? [20:09] NAOSUKE     "Floriography"? [20:10] MIRA     Apparently, the flora of Earth     symbolize something in words. [20:16] NAOSUKE     Oh? [20:18] MIRA     "I'll keep my promise"? [20:21] MIRA     What did you promise? [20:26] MIRA     Dear Mother, [20:28] MIRA     I trust this message finds you in good health. [20:31] MIRA     While Earth is full of things     that are unknown to Planet Wid, [20:35] MIRA     it appears that there are things on Wid     that I don't know either. [20:39] MIRA     Are you familiar with someone     named Shimotakaido Tasuke? [20:44] MIRA     Was he a Wido? [20:47] MIRA     If he was, then what brought him to Earth? [21:04] MIRA     This is all to obtain the key. [21:06] MIRA     Please look into him and let me know     as soon as possible. [21:10] TAKUMI     Mira-san. [21:12] TAKUMI     What are you up to? [21:14] MIRA     Oh, nothing. It's just, the stars in the sky     are so pretty tonight. [21:18] TAKUMI     Is your hangover gone? [21:20] MIRA     Oh, yes, more or less. [21:23] MIRA     The medicine really helped. Thank you. [21:25] TAKUMI     Glad to hear it. [21:28] TAKUMI     Here. [21:29] MIRA     Hey, I've been wanting to watch this! [21:32] TAKUMI     I know. There's a projector in the living room, [21:34] TAKUMI     so check it out when you have time. [21:37] TAKUMI     Bye. [21:37] MIRA     Let's watch it together. [21:39] TAKUMI     Huh? [21:39] MIRA     Oh, wait, you're really busy. [21:42] TAKUMI     Not at all! [21:43] TAKUMI     I have so much free time!     Let's watch it together! [21:46] SHOIN     Mira. [21:54] MIRA     Shoin? [21:58] TAKUMI     Uh... [22:00] TAKUMI     Who might you be? [22:03] SHOIN     How I've missed you, Mira. [22:05] MIRA     I'm so happy to see you, too. [22:10] SHOIN     Oh, where are my manners? I am Shoin Ginger. [22:14] SHOIN     Mira's fiancé. [22:15] TAKUMI     What?! SIGN    Shoin Ginger shows up out of nowhere. SIGN    He's apparently Mira's fiancé, and a total stud. SIGN    Meanwhile, the Hubbies begin a spy robot mission SIGN    in order to obtain the key to the throne! E3 - Episode 3 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] TAKUMI     Here. [00:02] MIRA     Hey, I've been wanting to watch this! [00:05] MIRA     Let's watch it together. [00:06] TAKUMI     Huh? [00:07] SHOIN     Mira. [00:15] MIRA     Shoin? [00:19] TAKUMI     Uh... [00:21] TAKUMI     Who might you be? [00:24] SHOIN     How I've missed you, Mira. [00:26] MIRA     I'm so happy to see you, too. [00:31] SHOIN     Oh, where are my manners? I am Shoin Ginger. [00:35] SHOIN     Mira's fiancé. [00:36] TAKUMI     What?! SIGN    Astro Note [02:11] MIRA     Come on, Shoin. What do you mean, "fiancé"? [02:14] SHOIN     Hey, when we were kids, you always     used to say you would marry me. [02:19] MIRA     That was so long ago. [02:22] TAKUMI     Oh, just kids' talk, huh? [02:29] MIRA     Shoin and I grew up together. [02:31] SHOIN     It is my pleasure to make your acquaintance. [02:35] SHOIN     And thank you for looking after Mira. [02:37] TAKUMI     If anything, she's the one looking after me. [02:40] SHOIN     You are...? [02:41] TAKUMI     Miyasaka Takumi.     I'm in charge of breakfast here. [02:45] SHOIN     Ah, so you're a chef. [02:48] SHOIN     And what is your job here? [02:50] TOMIHIRO     I have no job! [02:52] SHOIN     Huh? [02:53] TOMIHIRO     Huh? [02:55] SHOINTOMIHIRO     Huh? [02:57] SHOIN     Naosuke? Why are you standing like that? [03:00] MIRA     Oh! [03:02] MIRA     Shoin! [03:02] MIRA     It's been so long! [03:04] MIRA     We have much to talk about!     Let's go catch up! [03:07] MIRA     To the front we go! [03:18] REN     Something reeks. [03:19] TERUKO     Yeah, reeks of "more than     just a childhood friend." [03:22] TOMIHIRO     Indeed. [03:26] SHOIN     You're keeping your     Planet Wid origin a secret?! [03:28] MIRA     Shh! [03:29] SHOIN     Oh, my apologies. [03:31] NAOSUKE     We don't want to make the locals panic. [03:34] NAOSUKE     I'm not pretending to be a dog     because I want to, you know. [03:37] SHOIN     Then those people earlier were...? [03:39] MIRA     The residents of Astro Lodge here. [03:41] SHOIN     I assumed they were your servants. [03:44] NAOSUKE     So, what did you come all the way     here from Planet Wid for? [03:48] NAOSUKE     Not to sightsee, surely? [03:51] SHOIN     Planet Hub has caught on to the fact that     Wid's next queen is looking for a key here. [03:56] NAOSUKE     A spy was here yesterday. [03:59] SHOIN     I'm sure there are more on the way. [04:02] SHOIN     Have you found the key? [04:04] MIRA     Not yet. [04:05] SHOIN     Don't worry, Mira. I'll keep you safe. [04:09] SHOIN     That's why I'm here. [04:11] SHOIN     Let's look for the key together. SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [04:15] MIRA     I'll walk you. [04:16] SHOIN     It's fine. [04:19] SHOIN     See you. [04:20] MIRA     Yeah. [04:20] SHOIN     What was it you mentioned? Dora... [04:22] MIRA     Dorayaki. [04:23] SHOIN     Ah, yes, dorayaki. [04:25] MIRA     Yes, dorayaki. [04:35] TOMIHIRO     You holed up awfully long in your room     together, just the two of you. [04:38] MIRA     Naosuke was with us, too. [04:40] TERUKO     What did you do? [04:41] MIRA     What do you mean, what? [04:43] TERUKO     Ah, you did it. [04:44] TOMIHIRO     Did the deed. [04:46] MIRA     What the heck? [04:47] TOMIHIRO     "Ah, yes, dorayaki." What's up with that? [04:50] MIRA     Huh? He asked me what     was good to eat in town, [04:53] MIRA     so I told him the dorayaki     at the arcade is pretty yummy. [04:56] TERUKO     Did he come from somewhere with     no dorayaki? Wait, is he a foreigner? [05:00] MIRA     Huh? Uh, I guess. [05:02] TOMIHIRO     You said you grew up together.     Does that mean you're from overseas too? [05:08] TERUKO     Where? [05:12] MIRA     U... K? [05:13] TERUKO     UK? The United Kingdom?! [05:16] TERUKO     He's from England? [05:18] TOMIHIRO     What's his job? What does he do? [05:20] MIRA     Uh, back home, he runs     a natural energy business. [05:24] TERUKO     An entrepreneur?! [05:25] TOMIHIRO     How much does he make? [05:26] TERUKO     Why'd he come here? [05:27] TOMIHIRO     What's his net worth? [05:30] MIRA     What's with the interrogation?! [05:32] MIRA     Knock it off already! [05:38] TERUKO     An Englishman and an entrepreneur.     Attractive and loaded. [05:41] TAKUMI     Wha? What's your point? [05:43] TOMIHIRO     I'm sorry for your loss. [05:47] NAOSUKE     "I'll keep you safe," my ass. [05:49] NAOSUKE     I can't believe how corny he is. [05:52] MIRA     You've always been Shoin's harshest critic. [05:56] NAOSUKE     I'm just the type of guy who can't     stand hot, rich, and nice guys. [06:02] MIRA     What have you got there? [06:07] NAOSUKE     A security camera. [06:08] NAOSUKE     You know how breakfast     keeps going missing lately? [06:11] MIRA     Isn't that your doing? [06:14] NAOSUKE     I would never stoop so low as to steal     food off someone else's table! [06:17] NAOSUKE     Lies and slander, I say! [06:19] MIRA     Then who's doing it? [06:24] NAOSUKE     I'm going to find whoever it is with     this and catch them red-handed. [06:28] MIRA     Could it be... a ghost? [06:30] NAOSUKE     Wha? SIGN    The True Horror Stories Series     Paranormal Phenomena [06:32] MIRA     It seems some spirits stay in     the mortal realm out of intense regret. [06:35] MIRA     The people of Earth call them "ghosts." [06:37] NAOSUKE     Where'd you get that book? [06:39] MIRA     Ren-kun lent it to me. [06:41] NAOSUKE     I get the feeling life on Earth     is draining your IQ. [06:45] NAOSUKE     We must find the key      and return to Wid at once. [06:49] MIRA     Maybe it's Tasuke-san's ghost. [06:53] NAOSUKE     Ridiculous. [06:55] NAOSUKE     Ghosts can't be real! [06:57] MIRA     But what if they are? [07:02] NAOSUKE     If it is him, we can ask him     where the key is. That works out. [07:14] NAOSUKE     Around here should be fine. [07:42] REN     You're not really a dog, are you? [07:45] REN     I know your secret. [07:48] REN     Hold it! [07:58] REN     Huh? [08:00] REN     Naosuke? [08:09] REN     That's weird. [08:13] REN     Naosuke? [08:24] ALL     Let's eat! [08:33] MIRA     Ketchup? [08:34] SHOKICHI     Ketchup for the whites. Salt for the yolk. [08:38] MIRA     Oh? [08:39] TERUKO     I'm on Team Soy Sauce. [08:49] TERUKO     Yum! [09:02] MIRA     Delicious. [09:07] MIRA     My, look at the time. [09:09] MIRA     Shokichi-san, will you be here around noon? [09:12] SHOKICHI     Yeah. [09:13] MIRA     If we get any deliveries,     could you receive them for me? [09:16] SHOKICHI     Sure. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Today's Menu     - Sunny Side Up     - Miso Soup [09:17] TERUKO     Going out again? [09:19] MIRA     Yeah. [09:20] TERUKO     A date?! [09:21] MIRA     It's not like that. [09:23] TERUKO     But, hey, you've been coming home late     ever since your fiancé showed up. [09:27] MIRA     He's not my fiancé. [09:29] MIRA     Anyway, Shokichi-san, take care of it. [09:32] SHOKICHI     I will. [09:33] MIRA     Thanks for the meal. [09:37] TAKUMI     If wishes can come true, [09:39] TAKUMI     I wish to be the grain of rice on her cheek. [09:44] TAKUMI     Yeah, Mira-san's been going out     a lot more ever since that guy arrived. [09:49] TAKUMI     Mira-san... [09:50] TAKUMI     Are you meeting up with him? [09:55] MIRA     Did I keep you waiting? [09:56] SHOIN     Not at all. [09:58] MIRA     Great. [09:59] TAKUMI     Mira-san. [10:09] TAKUMI     Mira-san! [10:14] TAKUMI     Maybe she's going out for work? [10:16] TAKUMI     She did say she was also working     for some exploitative company. [10:20] TAKUMI     Yep, that's it. That's gotta be it. [10:47] MIRA     Good evening. [10:49] TAKUMI     Oh, did you just get back? [10:51] MIRA     Yeah. [10:52] TAKUMI     Welcome home. [10:53] MIRA     Thanks. What about you? [10:57] MIRA     What's with that? [10:59] TAKUMI     Oh... [11:00] TAKUMI     Er... I had this sudden urge to drink     some barley tea in the fresh air outside. [11:05] MIRA     Is that so? [11:06] TAKUMI     Oh, would you like to join... [11:13] MIRA     I'm beat. [11:16] NAOSUKE     How'd it go? Learn anything? [11:21] NAOSUKE     Too bad. [11:23] MIRA     There was too much data to go through. [11:27] MIRA     Where did you put the key, Tasuke-san? [11:31] ---      [12:04] REN     You're lucky. [12:07] REN     You can get through life     just pretending to be a dog. [12:12] TAKUMI     Mira-san. [12:20] TAKUMI     Oh, why I'm dressed like this? [12:22] TAKUMI     I had an interview today. Do I look weird? [12:25] MIRA     Not at all. You look great. [12:28] TAKUMI     How about you?     On your way back from work? [12:30] MIRA     Huh? [12:31] TAKUMI     When we drank that umeshu,     you mentioned you were working another job. [12:36] TAKUMI     You've been going out a lot lately.     I was wondering if it was for work. [12:40] MIRA     Oh, yeah. [12:44] TAKUMI     Hey! "You've been going out a lot lately"? [12:47] TAKUMI     Way to make it sound like     you've been stalking her! [12:50] TAKUMI     I bet she's thinking,     "Yikes, this dude is creepy"! [12:54] MIRA     Gosh! Did I really say that when I was drunk? [12:58] MIRA     I don't remember it at all. [12:59] MIRA     Alcohol is so scary. [13:03] TAKUMI     We're home. [13:08] TAKUMI     What's up, Ren-kun? [13:11] REN     N-Nothing. [13:15] REN     Hey! SIGN    Notice Regarding the Spring Term Field Trip [13:18] MIRA     A field trip notice? [13:21] TAKUMI     You're going to Enoshima? [13:23] REN     Yeah... [13:24] TAKUMI     What, you don't want to go? [13:25] REN     I mean, I'll need to take lunch. [13:29] MIRA     Lunch? [13:30] REN     My friends' parents make     all their lunches to bring. [13:34] REN     But you know my pops.     He's not going to do that for me. [13:37] REN     For the last field trip, I had to take     rice balls from the convenience store. [13:41] REN     And the one before, bread     from the convenience store. [13:43] TAKUMI     Oh, is that it? [13:47] TAKUMI     Don't worry. I'll make you     a super-delish lunch box. [13:51] REN     For real? [13:52] TAKUMI     For real. [13:53] REN     For reals real? You mean it? [13:54] TAKUMI     For reals real. I mean that. [13:56] REN     A regular one, okay? [13:58] TAKUMI     I know. It'll be super regular. [14:00] REN     With omelet? [14:01] TAKUMI     You got it. [14:02] REN     And wieners! [14:03] TAKUMI     Very well. I'll make them octopus-shaped. [14:06] REN     Woo-hoo! [14:11] TAKUMI     Don't get dizzy, now. SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [14:18] TOMIHIRO     Thanks for doing this, Miyasaka-kun. [14:20] TOMIHIRO     I'll remember this for as long as I remember. [14:23] TAKUMI     All good, all good. [14:32] TAKUMI     That should do it. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Today's Menu     - Sunny Side Up     - Miso Soup [14:34] TOMIHIRO     Do you have your hanky and your tissues? [14:36] REN     Yeah! [14:38] REN     Where's the lunch box? [14:39] TAKUMI     It's right there. [14:42] REN     Where? [14:43] TAKUMI     Right... Huh? [14:47] TAKUMI     That's weird. I put it right there. [14:50] MIRA     What's wrong? [14:52] TAKUMI     Well, the lunch box I left here went miss— [14:55] TAKUMI     Wait, don't tell me... [14:57] TAKUMI     Not you again, Naosuke. [15:10] REN     Money, please. I'll buy some rice balls     from the convenience store. [15:16] MIRA     It's okay. I promise I'll bring you     your lunch box by lunchtime. [15:22] REN     For real? [15:23] MIRA     For reals real. I mean it, for real. [15:25] MIRA     So go have fun on your field trip. [15:29] REN     Okay. [15:31] REN     I'm off. [15:32] MIRA     Take care! [15:38] MIRA     Miyasaka-san! [15:39] MIRA     Please prepare another lunch box! [15:42] TAKUMI     Sure thing! SIGN    Notice Regarding the Spring Term Field Trip [15:47] TOMIHIRO     It says here they'll be     eating lunch at Katase Beach. [15:51] MIRA     Where is that? [15:53] MIRA     Come show me the way, Wakabayashi-san. [15:55] MIRA     I've never been to Enoshima. [15:59] TOMIHIRO     I'm afraid I can't. [16:02] TOMIHIRO     I would love to do this for my beloved kid, [16:05] TOMIHIRO     but I've got work in the afternoon. [16:07] TOMIHIRO     Can you go instead, Miyasaka-kun? [16:10] TOMIHIRO     Now we're even for the lunch box. [16:13] TOMIHIRO     Enjoy your date in Enoshima on the way back. [16:15] TAKUMI     Wha?! [16:16] MIRA     Let's go, Miyasaka-san. [16:19] TAKUMI     O-Okay. [16:20] MIRA     We're off! [16:24] TAKUMI     Katase Beach is around here, it seems. [16:28] TAKUMI     She's so close. [16:28] MIRA     Will we make it? [16:30] TAKUMI     With ease, if we take the rapid express. [16:42] MYSTERYVOICE     Is she transporting something? [16:45] MYSTERYVOICE     Is it the key? After her! [16:47] STATIONSTAFFPA     We expect service to resume a little past noon. [16:52] MIRA     What do we do? [16:53] TAKUMI     How else can we get there?! [16:55] SHOIN     Mira! [16:56] MIRA     Shoin? [16:57] TAKUMI     Huh? [17:00] SHOIN     The Hubbies are on the move.     Head to the shelter in my place— [17:03] MIRA     Shoin, take us to Enoshima! [17:05] SHOIN     "Enoshima"? [17:06] MIRA     Hurry! [17:07] SHOIN     Got it. [17:09] SHOIN     Hop in. [17:11] TAKUMI     Get in the back, Mira-san. [17:14] TAKUMI     Please hurry. There's no time. [17:21] TAKUMI     I'll look up the route. [17:22] TAKUMI     Er... We're here right now... [17:24] SHOIN     To Enoshima, please. [17:25] AI     Enoshima? Understood. [17:37] SHOIN     Can you get us to Katase Beach by 12? [17:40] AI     It's possible. Current ETA is 11:56:40. [17:45] MIRA     That's cutting it close.     Can't we get there a bit earlier? [17:49] SHOIN     Can you get us there by 11:30? [17:51] AI     Understood. Changing speeds. [17:54] MIRA     Phew. Thanks, Shoin. [17:57] SHOIN     No problem. [18:12] MIRA     No! The lunch box! [18:13] TAKUMI     Huh? [18:14] SHOIN     Lunch box?! [18:15] TAKUMI     A kite?! [18:17] MIRA     Enemy attack! Don't let it get away! [18:19] SHOIN     Cancel self-driving! Switch to manual mode! [18:22] AI     Understood. [18:56] TAKUMI     Ugh. I feel sick... [19:07] TAKUMI     Mira-san! [19:11] TAKUMI     Screw you, birdbrain! [19:12] TAKUMI     Get lost! [19:14] MIRA     Miyasaka-san! [19:18] TAKUMI     Ow! [19:19] TAKUMI     Wait, timeout! [19:28] SHOIN     Are you okay? [19:31] MIRA     Miyasaka-san! Are you all right? [19:34] TAKUMI     I'm okay. [19:38] TAKUMI     I'm anything but okay. [19:40] TAKUMI     An English entrepreneur who is hot,     rich, and strong to boot? [19:47] TAKUMI     You can't just spring that on me, damn it. [19:55] TEACHER     All right, it's time for lunch. [20:01] HARUTO     Where do you wanna eat? [20:03] GIRL 1     How about there? [20:04] HARUTO     Where do you wanna eat, Ren? [20:06] HARUTO     We'll miss out on the good spots     if we don't hurry. [20:09] REN     Y-Yeah... [20:10] MIRA     Ren-kun! [20:20] MIRA     Here's your lunch. [20:23] REN     Thanks. [20:25] GIRL 1     Who's that, Ren-kun? [20:27] GIRL 2     Your mom and dad? [20:28] TAKUMI     Wrong! [20:29] GIRL 2     Who's this dude? [20:31] REN     Our cook. [20:32] TAKUMI     Listen, kid. [20:34] TAKUMI     Don't say it like that. [20:50] MIRA     Ren-kun looks overjoyed. [20:52] TAKUMI     That's great. [20:55] TAKUMI     Not that bird again! [20:56] TAKUMI     Watch out, kids!     That bird's coming to steal your lunch! [21:00] TAKUMI     Protect the lunches your mom and dad     woke up early to make for you! [21:07] TAKUMI     Go away! [21:09] TAKUMI     Actually, come here!     Let me see you for a second! [21:09] SHOIN     Your chef is a lively fellow, Mira.     It's fun watching him. [21:15] MIRA     Yeah. There's never a boring     moment with him around. [21:20] KID     Wait, wait! [21:29] MIRA     We'll be leaving now, Ren-kun. [21:34] MIRA     Ren-kun? [21:38] TAKUMI     She's cute. Do you like her? [21:40] REN     It's not like that! [21:43] TAKUMI     Must be his first crush. [21:45] MIRA     Huh? [21:46] TAKUMI     Ah, puppy love. [22:06] NAOSUKE     Are you kidding me?! [22:14] NAOSUKE     Eek! SIGN    A breakfast-stealing ghost is haunting Astro Lodge. SIGN    Takumi and gang try to uncover its secret. SIGN    And then, Takumi and Mira make huge progress? SIGN    Whoa, we're getting romcom-y in here! E4 - Episode 4 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] NAOSUKE     Are you kidding me?! SIGN    Astro Note [01:51] TAKUMI     She's a widow. [01:53] TAKUMI     And I hear some man in her room talking to her. [01:56] TAKUMI     She hides when some hubby shows up, [01:59] TAKUMI     and now some self-proclaimed fiancé     appears out of nowhere. [02:03] TAKUMI     Mira-san... [02:04] TAKUMI     Listing off just the facts I know     clearly makes her seem like... [02:10] (Flashback) TERUKO     Human trash. [02:11] TAKUMI     But why am I spending so much time     agonizing over such "trash"? [02:17] TAKUMI     Mira-san. [02:19] TAKUMI     Mira-san... [02:21] TAKUMI     Mira-san! [02:34] TAKUMI     What is this? [02:36] MIRA     You know how people's breakfasts     have been going missing? [02:40] MIRA     If it really was Naosuke's doing,     I had to make things right. [02:44] MIRA     So I set up a camera     to monitor the dining room, [02:47] MIRA     which captured this... thing. [02:51] MIRA     What do you think it is? [02:55] TAKUMI     A ghost? [02:56] MIRA     You think so too? [02:57] TAKUMI     Well, I don't know about that,     but they're definitely dangerous. [03:03] MIRA     What should I do? [03:05] TAKUMI     The obvious move is to call the police, [03:08] TAKUMI     but if it really turns out     to be a ghost, then... [03:11] MIRA     What then? [03:12] TAKUMI     People will say Astro Lodge is haunted,     which will destroy its rep. [03:17] MIRA     Oh, no... [03:20] TAKUMI     Hey, wait. Is Mira-san turning     to me for help right now? [03:26] TAKUMI     Have you told the others about this? [03:29] MIRA     Not yet. [03:30] TAKUMI     Not even your fiancé? [03:31] MIRA     Shoin's not my fiancé. [03:34] MIRA     Also, this has nothing to do with him. [03:39] TAKUMI     Let's go! [03:40] TAKUMI     Let me handle this, Mira-san. [03:43] TAKUMI     They may be a ghost, they may be dangerous... [03:45] TAKUMI     But that breakfast thief is gonna pay. [03:47] TAKUMI     I'll catch them and make sure of it! [03:54] TAKUMI     See you tomorrow morning. [03:56] MIRA     Yeah. Good luck. [04:01] TAKUMI     Mira-san's counting on me!     Me, and nobody else! [04:10] NAOSUKE     Why him, of all people? [04:12] NAOSUKE     Even among the mammals, he's awfully weak. [04:16] MIRA     I mean, he's the one making those breakfasts. [04:20] NAOSUKE     I don't know... [04:23] NAOSUKE     if he can handle it. [04:24] MIRA     He said he had a plan. [04:27] NAOSUKE     Yeah, but he's a moron. [04:28] MIRA     You meanie. How about     you catch the thief, then? [04:33] NAOSUKE     Are they really a thief, though? [04:35] MIRA     Huh? Wait, do you think it's a ghost, too? [04:38] NAOSUKE     O-Of course not! Don't be ridiculous! SIGN    The True Horror Stories Series     Paranormal Phenomena [04:49] NAOSUKE     G-Gho... [05:13] TAKUMI     They always make their move before     or after breakfast time, never during. [05:18] TAKUMI     I'll lure them out with this aroma     and catch them in the act. [05:21] MIRA     What is that? [05:22] TAKUMI     Soup curry. [05:24] MIRA     Soup curry? [05:25] TAKUMI     I've packed it full of veggies—     carrot, potato, eggplant, okra— [05:28] TAKUMI     and used lots of tomato in the soup     to make it mild enough for breakfast. [05:33] MIRA     Wow, that sounds delicious! [05:35] TAKUMI     Ow! [05:38] MIRA     Th-The bowl's filled to the brim     with that soup, huh? [05:41] TAKUMI     Oho! You've got a keen eye. [05:44] TAKUMI     The soup curry's aroma     will lure the thief here. [05:48] TAKUMI     And it looks delicious. [05:50] TAKUMI     The thief will try to take it away,     but it's piping hot and filled to the brim. [05:54] TAKUMI     They won't be able to grab it     and run like before. [05:57] TAKUMI     That's when we jump out and capture them! [06:01] TAKUMI     There's a chance they'll try     to escape with it anyway. [06:05] TAKUMI     But rest assured. [06:07] TAKUMI     Could anyone run away with that bowl     without spilling the soup at all? [06:12] TAKUMI     Nay! It is impossible, I say! [06:14] TAKUMI     As long as we follow the soup trail,     we'll find the thief for sure! [06:20] MIRA     Is that your plan? [06:22] TAKUMI     Sure is!     Let's make sure we catch them! [06:24] MIRA     R-Right. [06:26] TAKUMI     Shh. They're here. [06:35] TAKUMI     Now! [06:44] MIRA     They're gone. [06:45] TAKUMI     I-It's okay. Let's just follow the trail. [06:50] TAKUMI     Huh? No way. [06:53] TAKUMI     Not a single drop?! [06:55] MIRA     The soup curry's gone without a trace. [06:58] TAKUMI     Could it be? [07:00] TERUKO     Mornin'. [07:01] MIRA     Is it really a ghost? [07:03] TERUKO     What're you talking about? [07:04] TAKUMI     Oh, but they did get burned, right? [07:07] TAKUMI     They went, like, "Hot, hot!" [07:09] TAKUMI     What kind of ghost does that? [07:11] TERUKO     Seriously, what is this about? [07:16] MIRA     Naosuke? What's wrong? [07:20] TAKUMI     I think Naosuke caught a scent! [07:22] TAKUMI     Nice job, police dog Naosuke! This way? [07:27] TERUKO     Someone fill me in. [07:34] TAKUMI     In here? [07:38] TAKUMI     In here? [07:41] MIRA     This must be it. [07:48] TERUKO     What?! [07:54] TERUKO     Wait, are you seriously going? [08:01] TERUKO     What even is this place? [08:02] TOMIHIRO     How creepy. [08:03] TAKUMI     Whoa! That scared me! [08:05] TERUKO     Wakabayashi-san? When did you get here? [08:07] TOMIHIRO     Why is it so cold in here? [08:09] TOMIHIRO     I'm getting the chills.     We're definitely going to see one. [08:12] TERUKO     See what? [08:14] TOMIHIRO     A ghost, that's what. [08:16] TOMIHIRO     Believe it or not, I have a sixth sense     that lets me see dead people. [08:20] TERUKO     Oh, please. [08:23] TOMIHIRO     You've been possessed     by a ghost, Miyasaka-kun! [08:26] TOMIHIRO     Let me exorcise it for you. [08:30] TOMIHIRO     I'll do it at a special neighbors'     discount—only 10,000 yen! [08:34] TAKUMI     Please drop the scam artist act. [08:42] MIRA     Dead end. [08:47] MIRA     There's something here. [08:48] TAKUMI     What? [08:51] TERUKO     What is that noise? [08:53] TOMIHIRO     It's a ghost, like I said. [08:54] TAKUMI     Seriously, knock it off. [09:09] AOI     Ow, hot. [09:20] MIRA     Who are you? [09:23] AOI     I'm Kamimachi Aoi. [09:25] MIRA     What are you doing here? [09:27] AOI     I live here. [09:29] ALL     Huh? [09:30] TAKUMI     Wait, is this... [09:38] TERUKO     There was a room here? [09:44] MIRA     So you live in Room 7? [09:49] TOMIHIRO     Since when? [09:51] TERUKO     Don't tell me you were here before me. [09:55] MIRA     Were you here before I took over? [09:59] TERUKO     Did you know about this, Wakabayashi-san? [10:02] TOMIHIRO     Not a clue. [10:02] SHOKICHI     Oh, Aoi-chan. Long time no see. [10:05] MIRA     You know her, Shokichi-san? [10:08] SHOKICHI     Yeah, I met her when Tasuke-san     brought her here. [10:11] TERUKO     Oh, Tasuke-san did? [10:13] TERUKO     Here I thought she was just squatting. [10:17] SHOKICHI     Yeah, right. [10:20] TOMIHIRO     Well, Tasuke-san was prone     to this sort of thing. [10:23] MIRA     Uh, so what's the meaning of this? [10:26] MIRA     Tasuke-san was the previous landlord, right? [10:28] SHOKICHI     Yeah, and he was the sort of man     who couldn't ignore someone in need. [10:35] TERUKO     Including us. [10:36] TERUKO     He helped us out and gave us a place to live. [10:39] TOMIHIRO     If it weren't for him, [10:41] TOMIHIRO     my son and I would be dead in a ditch by now. [10:44] SHOKICHI     Aoi-chan is just a little bit shy, you see. [10:49] SHOKICHI     So Tasuke-san modified Room 7 to be     accessible without running into people. [10:56] SHOKICHI     Right? [10:59] MIRA     So you were taking the breakfasts because... [11:03] AOI     ...breakfast is the foundation of life. SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life [11:06] MIRA     Huh? [11:08] AOI     That's what Tasuke-san always said. [11:10] AOI     I didn't realize most of you     didn't even know I was here. [11:15] AOI     I just thought you were leaving food     out for me as an act of kindness. [11:19] TOMIHIRO     Sorry! I eat breakfast late,     as the unemployed are wont to do. [11:25] TERUKO     I'm not sure that's a thing. [11:28] MIRA     This would never have happened     if I'd checked up on all the details. [11:33] MIRA     I apologize. [11:36] TAKUMI     But how did you manage to carry     that brimming bowl of soup curry? [11:41] AOI     On a tray. [11:42] TAKUMI     Still, it'd take some skill     to not spill a single drop of it. [11:46] AOI     I used to be a waitress. [11:49] TAKUMI     Huh... You must've been great at your job. [11:53] MIRA     May I ask something?     Where was Tasuke-san from? [11:56] TERUKO     Like, his hometown? [11:58] TERUKO     Aomori, I think. [12:00] TERUKO     He once shared some apples with me,     saying his relatives sent him a package. [12:04] TOMIHIRO     Wait, not Kagoshima? [12:06] TOMIHIRO     I feel like he told me he had the same     hometown as Saigo Takamori. [12:09] SHOKICHI     He was a mysterious man who     never revealed much about himself. [12:19] REN     I'm home. [12:20] TOMIHIRO     Welcome back, Ren. Let me introduce you. [12:23] TOMIHIRO     This is Room 7's... [12:25] TOMIHIRO     Huh? [12:26] TOMIHIRO     She's gone. [12:27] TERUKO     Uh, no. I'm pretty sure     she's right there in Room 7. [12:34] SHOIN     Wow, you had another resident? [12:37] MIRA     Yeah. That building is full of mysteries. [12:40] MIRA     It might have more doors and hallways     that aren't on the plans. [12:43] MIRA     I wonder how Tasuke-san     built that hidden hallway. [12:48] MIRA     I asked the residents about him,     but it didn't help much. [12:52] MIRA     I can't even tell if he was     an Earthling or a Wido. SIGN    Nishi-Taishido Law Offices [12:57] SHOIN     Is this where we'll find Tasuke-san's lawyer? [13:01] MIRA     Yeah. Thanks, I'll be fine by myself. [13:05] SHOIN     Oh, no. I can't let Your Highness handle     a matter of planetary importance all alone. [13:10] MIRA     Onward ho, then. [13:13] KAORI     I'm sorry. I'm afraid I know nothing     about Shimotakaido Tasuke-san. [13:19] MIRA     Is that so... [13:23] MIRA     Sorry to bother you when you're so busy. [13:27] KAORI     Sunny-side up. [13:29] MIRA     What? [13:30] KAORI     And I loved the rice with tofu and seaweed. [13:34] KAORI     You see, I used to live there back     when it was still called Asunaro Lodge. [13:39] MIRA     Really? [13:40] KAORI     Let me tell you a story about myself. [13:44] KAORI     A long time ago, when I was     studying for the bar exam, [13:47] KAORI     Asunaro Lodge's breakfasts gave me     the strength to keep going. [13:51] KAORI     I owe Tasuke-san a great debt of gratitude. [13:54] KAORI     He once said that if he were to die [13:57] KAORI     and someone came along     asking to buy Asunaro Lodge, [14:01] KAORI     I was to avoid selling it     while it still had tenants. [14:05] KAORI     But if a lady showed up with this crest, [14:10] KAORI     he wanted me to hand over     all rights to the lodge to her. [14:16] SHOIN     Is that... [14:17] KAORI     I doubted if such a lady would     ever come, but then one day... [14:23] KAORI     There you were! I couldn't believe my eyes! [14:30] KAORI     The end. [14:32] SHOIN     That settles it.     Shimotakaido Tasuke was a Wido. [14:36] SHOIN     He must've spent his days on Earth     waiting for us to come pick him up. [14:39] MIRA     But how did he come all the way to Earth? [14:43] MIRA     A Wido... [14:44] OBACHAN     My! Ohoho! [14:45] MIRA     We can't talk about it here, so let's go     somewhere we can get some privacy. [14:49] OBACHAN     Aww, caught red-faced! [14:52] MIRA     I'm back. [14:54] MIRA     What's the matter? [14:56] TOMIHIRO     We thought we'd throw     a welcoming party for Aoi-chan. [14:59] TERUKO     We never got to before, and it's     the perfect excuse to hit the booze. [15:05] MIRA     We're about to hold a welcoming party for you. [15:08] MIRA     If you don't mind, would you like to join us? [15:15] TOMIHIRO     Should we try going in? [15:17] MIRA     Can we? [15:19] TERUKO     Huh? It's locked. [15:21] TOMIHIRO     Our foe is quite steadfast. [15:23] MIRA     She isn't our foe. [15:25] TERUKO     Let's party in Miyasaka-kun's room, then. [15:27] TAKUMI     What? Why?! [15:29] TERUKO     She might show up     if she hears us enjoying ourselves. [15:31] TERUKO     Like Amaterasu from the Amano-Iwato cave. [15:33] TAKUMI     Okay, but why my room? [15:35] TOMIHIRO     It'd be nice to drink     somewhere new for a change. [15:39] TAKUMI     Why can't we go to Matsubara-san's room? [15:41] TAKUMI     Ow! [15:42] TERUKO     Do you really think you can get access     to an idol's room that easily? [15:45] TOMIHIRO     We'll be waiting, Aoi-chan! [15:48] TERUKO     Your key, Miyasaka-kun. [15:50] TAKUMI     Why is this happening to me? [15:53] ALL     Cheers! [16:00] TERUKO     Come on, drink up! [16:07] SHOKICHI     What are you doing, Ren? [16:09] REN     I'm the only one who hasn't seen her. [16:11] SHOKICHI     Staring at her door isn't going to make her     any more willing to come out. [16:16] SHOKICHI     Come over here. [16:21] TAKUMI     Hey, don't touch my stuff. [16:24] TERUKO     Where're your porn mags, dude? [16:26] TAKUMI     I don't have any. And porn mags? [16:29] TAKUMI     Are you really 23? [16:33] TOMIHIRO     What is this? [16:35] TOMIHIRO     "Battle of the Chefs Winner"? [16:38] TAKUMI     Oh, that was when I was     a cook back at the hotel. [16:41] TAKUMI     I won a competition for     young-and-upcoming chefs. [16:45] MIRA     Wow, that's awesome! [16:47] TERUKO     Is it real? [16:48] TERUKO     I don't see your name on it. [16:50] TERUKO     You probably got it to fool any girls     who step into your room. [16:53] TAKUMI     What are you talking about? [16:54] TOMIHIRO     My, what might this be? [16:56] TERUKO     I got it when I won a competition. [16:58] TOMIHIRO     Wow, that's so cool! [17:00] TERUKOTOMIHIRO     Is that your game? [17:01] TAKUMI     It's not like that! [17:04] TAKUMI     Where'd I put it? [17:06] TAKUMI     Found it! [17:08] TAKUMI     This is me. [17:10] TOMIHIRO     It is, too. [17:11] TERUKO     You didn't shop this, did you? [17:13] TAKUMI     Why would I?! [17:15] TAKUMI     Anyway, it's not a big deal     because it was only for rookie chefs, [17:20] TAKUMI     but I was the youngest to ever win it. [17:26] TAKUMI     What's wrong? [17:28] MIRA     Oh, sorry for going through your stuff. [17:31] TAKUMI     Ah, that's the movie we were going to watch. [17:35] MIRA     I knew it. [17:37] MIRA     It looks like fun. [17:49] SPESSGORL     I will defend the universe with my fists! [17:52] SPESSGORL     My love goes Big Bang! [18:08] MIRA     That was great. [18:10] TAKUMI     They're showing Space Girl 2     in cinemas right now. [18:13] MIRA     Wow, I'd like to see that too. [18:15] TAKUMI     Shall we go, then? [18:16] MIRA     I'd love to! [18:18] TAKUMI     Mira-san, Mira-san... [18:20] TAKUMI     Mira-san! SIGN    35th Annual Battle of the Chefs Results Announced!     Miyasaka Takumi Becomes Youngest Ever to Win Grand Prize! SIGN    Space Girl 2 SIGN    Space Girl 2 [18:55] MIRA     What was that breakfast dish they were     eating in the middle of the movie? [19:03] TAKUMI     Eggs Benedict, I think. [19:06] MIRA     Eggs Benedict... It looked really delicious. [19:10] TAKUMI     Shall I make it for you sometime? [19:12] MIRA     Would you really?! [19:13] TAKUMI     Of course. [19:14] MIRA     Yay! [19:16] MIRA     You know... [19:18] MIRA     I love the breakfasts you make     more than anything in the universe. SIGN    Heat before you eat SIGN    Miyasaka [20:00] (Flashback) MIRA     I love the breakfasts you make     more than anything in the universe. [20:07] (Flashback) MIRA     I love the breakfasts you make     more than anything in the universe. [20:14] (Flashback) MIRA     I love the breakfasts you make     more than anything in the universe! [20:20] (Flashback) MIRA     I love you more than anything in the universe. [20:33] OBACHAN     Dearie me, someone's in a good mood. [20:37] OBACHAN     What's the good news? Did you win the lottery? [20:41] TAKUMI     Oh, no. [20:43] OBACHAN     Speaking of which,     Yamada-san over in 4-chome [20:46] OBACHAN     won a million yen in the Year-End     Jumbo Lottery last year. [20:50] TAKUMI     Crap! I got dragged into the     old bat's nonsense again! [20:50] OBACHAN     He's keeping it a secret from his wife.     They're on the verge of divorce. [20:54] OBACHAN     Must be so hard. [20:56] OBACHAN     What, you bought some leek? [20:58] OBACHAN     Speaking of leek... [20:59] TAKUMI     Huh, what are the odds? [21:02] TAKUMI     Oh, no. Looks like it's about to rain. [21:05] TAKUMI     My laundry's in danger. I should hurry. [21:09] OBACHAN     Before you go, what's this I hear     about Mira-chan having a fiancé? [21:13] TAKUMI     He's not her fiancé, just her childhood friend. [21:18] OBACHAN     Oh, listen to yourself. [21:20] OBACHAN     I saw them going in together, you know. [21:25] TAKUMI     Going in where? [21:26] OBACHAN     A love hotel. [21:29] OBACHAN     That new one on the outskirts. [21:33] OBACHAN     And not just once or twice. [21:36] OBACHAN     Last week, it was pretty much     every day around this time. [21:41] OBACHAN     A love hotel, in broad daylight! [21:45] OBACHAN     Must be nice to be young. [21:47] OBACHAN     Sweet rendezvous in the suite! Hah! [21:54] TAKUMI     What am I even doing? SIGN    The ghost is really Kamimachi Aoi from Room 7. SIGN    Is... Is Aoi in love with Takumi? SIGN    Takumi, meanwhile, is in mourning after the love hotel scene. SIGN    For some reason, he starts drying a whole bunch of squid... E5 - Episode 5 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] HARUTO     Mom said I can spend money on my game if     I get at least a 90 on the cram school test. [00:09] HARUTO     You have to spend to get     the items you really want. [00:17] CUTEGIRL     Good morning! [00:18] GIRL1     Morning. [00:20] GIRL2     Morning. [00:21] GIRL2     You're wearing another cute outfit. [00:22] CUTEGIRL     Oh, come on. [00:22] GIRL2     I mean it! SIGN    Astro Note SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [01:58] TERUKO     Mornin'. [01:59] MIRA     Good morning. [02:00] SHOKICHI     Morning. [02:02] MIRATERUKO     Let's eat. [02:10] SHOKICHI     Here. It's lacking flavor, huh? [02:12] TERUKO     Right? I thought my taste buds     had died or something. [02:15] TERUKO     Freaked me out! [02:16] MIRA     Did Miyasaka-san make this? [02:19] SHOKICHI     Of course. [02:23] MIRA     I wonder if something's wrong. [02:25] SHOKICHI     Oh, something's wrong, all right. With him. [02:31] TERUKA     Whatcha doing? [02:33] TAKUMI     Drying the squid we got from a neighbor. [02:37] TAKUMI     A tentalizing surfeit of squid for supper... [02:40] TAKUMI     Ink about it. [02:42] TAKUMI     Are you a squid? [02:44] TAKUMI     Inkdubitably! [02:50] TERUKO     What's he kraken up for? [02:52] SHOKICHI     Something must've shook him to his very core. [03:04] TERUKO     Isn't this girl inkredibly cute? [03:07] TAKUMI     Huh? Is this you, Matsubara-san? [03:09] TERUKO     I didn't mean me. [03:12] TERUKO     Her. She's in the same department     as me at my dispatch job. [03:15] TERUKO     She got out of a relationship three months     ago and is looking for a boyfriend. [03:19] TERUKO     Her hobby's eating out,     and she likes normal people. [03:23] TERUKO     Do you dislike short hair? [03:25] TAKUMI     I love it! [03:26] TERUKO     Okay. Then I'll arrange something     where you can meet up and drink. [03:29] TERUKO     You're paying. [03:31] TERUKO     When are you free?     Oh, wait, you're unemployed. [03:34] TAKUMI     I'm not in the right frame of mind for that. [03:36] TERUKO     For what? [03:38] TAKUMI     For dating and stuff... [03:41] TERUKO     "For dating and stuff..." [03:44] TERUKO     Quit acting like you're too cool for this. [03:46] TAKUMI     I'm not, though. [03:48] TERUKO     Your mental state affects your cooking, [03:51] TERUKO     so I can't have you pining over     a hopeless love. [03:54] TAKUMI     "Hopeless"? [03:56] TERUKO     It is, considering Mira-chan     has such a go-getter fiancé. [03:59] TAKUMI     Mira-san herself said Shoin-san     was just a friend and not her fiancé. [04:04] TERUKO     And how about you? [04:06] TERUKO     Do you honestly believe that? [04:09] TERUKO     That they're just friends? [04:14] TERUKO     You love short hair, right?     She's a really nice girl. [04:18] TAKUMI     What are you plotting? [04:21] TERUKO     Huh? [04:21] TAKUMI     Wait, I know! [04:23] TAKUMI     You say it's a date, but I'll find myself     in a party with pretentious know-it-alls. [04:27] TAKUMI     And before I know it, all my money,     time, and energy will be gone! [04:31] TERUKO     Excuse me? [04:31] TAKUMI     Close shave. [04:33] TAKUMI     I nearly got dragged into a shady     networking referrals scam. [04:37] TAKUMI     How inkredibly devious. [04:39] TAKUMI     Time to squidaddle. [04:42] TERUKO     Is this dude okay? [04:46] MIRA     Miyasaka-san. [04:48] MIRA     Is something wrong? [04:50] MIRA     Today's breakfast was completely     unlike your usual cooking. [04:54] MIRA     I was worried you might be sick. [04:57] TAKUMI     No, I'm perfectly fine. [05:00] MIRA     Really? [05:02] TAKUMI     Was breakfast really that awful? [05:05] MIRA     Huh? [05:06] MIRA     Oh, uh... [05:08] TAKUMI     I'm a pathetic excuse for a chef. [05:13] MIRA     Ah... SIGN    F&B Recruitment     Gourmet NEET [05:25] (Flashback) MIRA     I love the breakfasts you make     more than anything in the universe. [05:31] (Flashback) MIRA     I love the breakfasts you make     more than anything in the universe. [05:37] MIRA     I love the breakfasts you make     more than anything in the universe, [05:41] MIRA     but I hate you, Miyasaka-san. [05:45] TAKUMI     No, this won't do! [05:48] TAKUMI     Empty your mind and focus on the ingredients. [05:51] TAKUMI     Go back to the basics and start with prep work. [05:53] TAKUMI     My skills are at risk of getting rusty. [05:55] TAKUMI     I need to take cooking seriously! [05:58] TAKUMI     I have to find a job, and fast. [06:00] TAKUMI     I guess I should move out once I do. [06:03] TAKUMI     Mira-san only likes     the breakfasts I make, after all. [06:10] TAKUMI     What am I doing?! [06:17] TAKUMI     Mira-san... [06:28] MIRA     I wonder what's gotten into Miyasaka-san. [06:31] SHOIN     Miyasaka-san? Is that the cook     who went to Enoshima with us? [06:36] MIRA     The breakfasts he makes are truly wonderful. [06:39] MIRA     Natto, miso soup, grilled fish,     rolled omelets, beans'n'rice, [06:43] MIRA     eggs and spinach sandwiches, salmon     and cream cheese bagel sandwiches... [06:47] MIRA     Oh, can't forget to mention     the miso-simmered mackerel! [06:51] MIRA     They're all so good. [06:52] MIRA     Have you ever had miso-simmered     mackerel, Shoin? [06:58] SHOIN     You've got some on your face. [07:02] SHOIN     Can't say I have. [07:04] MIRA     Then come over for breakfast sometime. [07:07] MIRA     I'll ask Miyasaka-san to make it for you. [07:10] SHOIN     You've changed, Mira. [07:13] SHOIN     You seem to be having a lot more fun     than back on Planet Wid. [07:17] MIRA     You think so? [07:19] SHOIN     We must find the key and return to Wid. [07:22] SHOIN     All Widi are eagerly awaiting your return. [07:26] MIRA     Yes, I know. [07:28] SHOIN     And you? [07:30] SHOIN     Are you hoping to go home to Planet Wid? [07:33] MIRA     Of course! I want to go home     as soon as possible, obviously! [07:45] NAOSUKE     I need to make sure Miyasaka Takumi     stays far away from Mira. [08:03] NAOSUKE     Are you in love with him? [08:09] NAOSUKE     Miyasaka-kun said he loves     girls with short hair. [08:21] NAOSUKE     I was hoping she and Miyasaka Takumi     would get together, [08:25] NAOSUKE     but I guess it's not that easy. SIGN    Rook of Gyoza [08:28] TOMIHIRO     I'm home. [08:30] REN     Welcome back. [08:31] TOMIHIRO     I got us gyoza. [08:32] REN     Cool. [08:35] TOMIHIRO     Where are you going? [08:36] REN     Just outside. [08:50] REN     I already know you're no dog. [08:59] REN     Will I get what I really want if I spend? [09:39] SHOKICHI     Wow, that looks good. [09:42] SHOKICHI     That's a lot of potato salad, though. [09:46] TAKUMI     I went too hard peeling potatoes. [09:49] TAKUMI     How about a drink, Yamashita-san? [09:51] SHOKICHI     Sounds good. [09:53] TAKUMI     Oh, Wakabayashi-san, care to join us? [09:55] SHOKICHI     We have Miyasaka-kun's overnight dried squid. [09:59] TAKUMI     There's also potato salad     with homemade salted squid... [10:06] TAKUMI     What's the matter? [10:08] TOMOHIRO     Let's say you find a boy hiding a magazine.     What would you think it was? [10:12] SHOKICHI     A porn mag. [10:13] TOMIHIRO     You think so too? [10:15] TAKUMI     Wait, is this about Ren-kun? [10:17] TAKUMI     Kids these days don't look at porn mags. [10:20] TOMIHIRO     Shh. Pipe down. [10:22] TOMIHIRO     This is a delicate matter. [10:26] TAKUMI     Yeah, no way it's a porn mag! [10:29] TAKUMI     The internet is filled with all the porn     you could want, just a click away! [10:33] TAKUMI     Nobody would waste time looking at porn mags! [10:36] SHOKICHI     Whatever it is, I suppose he's grown old     enough to take an interest in these things. [10:42] TAKUMI     Speaking of which, back in Enoshima, Ren-kun... [10:46] TOMIHIRO     Oh? What about Enoshima? [10:48] TAKUMI     It's nothing. [10:49] TOMIHIRO     Whoa, hold up! [10:50] TOMIHIRO     You can't just leave me     hanging like that! What was it? [10:54] TAKUMI     Well, uh... [10:56] TAKUMI     Ren-kun was staring at a girl in his class. [11:00] (Flashback) TAKUMI     She's cute. Do you like her? [11:03] (Flashback) REN     It's not like that! [11:05] TAKUMI     It sure looked like his first love to me. [11:09] TAKUMI     Now, that's a really delicate matter.     Don't make fun of it, Wakabayashi-san. [11:12] SHOKICHI     Maybe they're boyfriend and girlfriend already. [11:15] TAKUMI     Oh, please. [11:16] SHOKICHI     You never know with kids these days. [11:19] TOMIHIRO     The birds and the bees... [11:21] REN     Pops. [11:23] TOMIHIRO     Oh, Ren, what is it? [11:26] REN     I'm taking my bath. [11:28] TOMIHIRO     Yes, you do that. [11:30] REN     Don't drink too much. [11:39] TAKUMI     Wakabayashi-san? SIGN    In use!     No peeping, naughty! SIGN     [11:59] TAKUMI     What are you doing? [12:03] TAKUMI     What? Are you seriously going to look? [12:05] TOMIHIRO     You look, then. [12:06] TAKUMI     No way. I'm not his dad. [12:08] TOMIHIRO     That's what makes it okay! [12:10] TAKUMI     I don't wanna! [12:12] TOMIHIRO     Shokichi-san, then! [12:14] SHOKICHI     I don't want Ren to hate me! [12:27] TAKUMI     Oh, Nanamiy? [12:28] SHOKICHI     Who? [12:29] TAKUMI     Don't you know her? Nanase Harumi,     former idol turned actress. [12:34] TAKUMI     Huh... Ren likes Nanamiy, does he? [12:36] TAKUMI     Is he into older women? [12:38] TOMIHIRO     It's your fault for bringing up porn mags,     the birds and the bees, and relationships. [12:44] TAKUMI     I didn't, though. [12:46] TOMIHIRO     I see! So he likes Nanamiy, huh? SIGN    Up Your Style     Versatile Adds [13:01] SHOKICHI     Why is this skirt circled? [13:12] MIRA     What's wrong? [13:13] REN     Squid! [13:14] MIRA     Squid? [13:15] TAKUMI     What's happening? [13:17] REN     Like I said, squid! [13:18] REN     Pops, a squid came flying and went boom! [13:20] TOMIHIRO     Whoa, calm down! [13:26] REN     Squid! [13:37] TOMIHIRO     Miyasaka-kun, you weren't thorough     enough with your squid. [13:40] TAKUMI     That's weird. I thought I cleaned     and prepped all of them. [13:44] TOMIHIRO     Well, that's one case closed. [13:47] TERUKO     Nothing's closed yet. [13:51] TOMIHIRO     What? [13:54] TOMIHIRO     We are terribly sorry! [13:57] TERUKO     Stealing underwear is a crime, you know? [14:00] REN     You're wrong. [14:01] TERUKO     No, I'm not. [14:03] REN     I don't care about underwear... [14:04] TOMIHIRO     Sorry! It seems Ren is into Nanamiy! [14:07] TERUKO     Nanamiy? [14:11] TERUKO     I believe he's taken a liking to you,     since you're an idol like her. [14:16] REN     That's not it! [14:17] TAKUMI     Yeah, Nanamiy and Matsubara-san     are nothing alike. [14:22] TERUKO     Wha? [14:23] TOMIHIRO     What, Ren? Are you not into Nanamiy? [14:26] TERUKO     Uh, whatever your tastes are,     stealing underwear is still a crime. [14:30] TOMIHIRO     We're terribly sorry! [14:33] REN     I'm not an underwear thief! [14:36] REN     I... [14:39] REN     I just wanted to try wearing a skirt! [14:44] MIRA     A skirt? [14:47] REN     Even I don't understand why, [14:50] REN     but I've always wanted to try     wearing a nice, colorful skirt. [14:54] TERUKO     Okay, but taking someone else's things is bad. [14:58] REN     I'm sorry. [15:00] TERUKO     I would've let you borrow all     you wanted if you'd just told me. [15:03] REN     Really? It's okay? [15:04] TERUKO     Of course. [15:05] TOMIHIRO     It is most definitely not okay! [15:07] REN     Why? [15:08] TOMIHIRO     What if your classmates or the     neighborhood kids see you in a skirt? [15:12] TOMIHIRO     You might get bullied. [15:14] REN     Why? [15:15] TOMIHIRO     Because you're different. [15:16] REN     And? You're unemployed!     You're nothing like other dads! [15:20] TOMIHIRO     That's right! [15:21] TOMIHIRO     That's why society treats your unemployed     father with derision and disdain. [15:25] TOMIHIRO     Sadly, our society looks down on and     ridicules anyone different from the norm. [15:31] TOMIHIRO     You don't even have to do     anything wrong to be targeted. [15:35] TOMIHIRO     I refuse to let you experience that. [15:39] TOMIHIRO     I made a promise to your mother. [15:41] TOMIHIRO     I promised her I would raise you into     a good boy and make you happy. [15:48] REN     Wha? Then find a job, you bum! [15:51] REN     You think I'd shut up and listen     if you brought up Mom? [15:54] REN     Why would wearing skirts     mean I'm not a good boy?! [15:57] REN     I know that Scottish bagpipers     wear skirts too, okay?! [16:01] TOMIHIRO     You're way too young for a rebellious phase! [16:04] TOMIHIRO     No means no! Shut up and listen to your father! [16:07] REN     Nope! [16:08] REN     I don't wanna! [16:10] TOMIHIRO     No means no! [16:11] REN     And I don't like it! [16:13] TOMIHIRO     No! [16:13] REN     Hate it! [16:14] TOMIHIRO     No, no, a big, fat nope! [16:15] REN     Stubborn old man! [16:16] MIRA     Stop! [16:20] TOMIHIRO     Are you okay? [16:22] MIRA     What if Ren-kun can wear skirts,     but only at home? [16:26] REN     Only at home? [16:28] MIRA     Right. [16:29] MIRA     I've also lived my life worrying     about what people might think, [16:33] MIRA     dressing "well," and making     all the "right" choices. [16:36] MIRA     And I always thought that was     how it was for everyone. [16:39] MIRA     But since I came to Astro Lodge, [16:41] MIRA     I've realized just how liberating it is     to do the things you like. [16:47] MIRA     So I want to make Astro Lodge a place [16:50] MIRA     where its residents can dress     as they like, do what they like, [16:55] MIRA     and still feel right at home. [16:58] MIRA     Is that all right? [17:01] TOMIHIRO     Well, if our landlady says so. [17:04] REN     Really? [17:06] TOMIHIRO     Only in Astro Lodge, okay? [17:08] REN     Let's go! [17:15] TERUKO     Nice. It looks great on you. [17:23] MIRA     Mmm! Delicious! [17:36] MYSTERYVOICE     Commence the operation. [17:43] AOI     Miyasaka-san. [17:50] TAKUMI     Aoi-chan? [17:55] TAKUMI     You cut your hair?     I almost didn't recognize you. [17:59] AOI     Do I look weird? [18:00] TAKUMI     Not at all. I think you look great. [18:06] OBACHAN     What will I find today? [18:08] TAKUMI     Oh, yikes. [18:10] TAKUMI     Let's go! [18:18] TAKUMI     That old bat talks way too much. [18:21] TAKUMI     The moment she spots you, she'll unleash     an endless barrage of nonsense at you. [18:25] TAKUMI     Huh? [18:31] MIRA     Miyasaka-san? [18:34] SHOIN     What are you doing here? [18:36] TAKUMI     Huh? Oh, uh, um... [18:38] TAKUMI     No, it's not like we're here     to use the love hotel. [18:41] TAKUMI     We just happened to pass by. [18:43] MIRA     "Love hotel"? [18:44] TAKUMI     Huh? Isn't this a love hotel? [18:46] SHOIN     No, this is my home. [18:48] TAKUMI     Huh? [18:49] MIRA     Huh? [18:49] SHOIN     What's a "love hotel"? [18:50] MIRA     Miyasaka-san, what's a love hotel? [18:53] TAKUMI     What? Well... [18:58] SHOIN     You really thought my home was that     kind of establishment? How rude! [19:01] TAKUMI     Oh, I'm so sorry. I misunderstood badly. [19:07] TAKUMI     What is wrong with me? [19:09] TAKUMI     I bummed myself out over a total assumption. [19:11] TAKUMI     Mira-san wasn't going to a love hotel at all! [19:14] SHOIN     Oh, right. [19:15] SHOIN     Would you mind if I joined you     for breakfast sometime? [19:19] SHOIN     Mira asked me to come see just how     delicious Astro Lodge's breakfasts are. [19:26] SHOIN     May I? [19:27] TAKUMI     Oh, of course. [19:29] SHOIN     I look forward to it. [19:32] TAKUMI     But they've been all alone in there, right?     Just the two of them? [19:37] TAKUMI     How is that any different from a love hotel? [19:40] MIRA     Aoi-chan, I almost didn't recognize you     because you look so different. [19:45] MIRA     This hairstyle suits you. It's very cute. [19:48] AOI     Thank you... [19:51] MIRA     Miyasaka-san and Aoi-chan     were holding hands... [19:56] TAKUMI     What is Mira-san getting up to with this guy? [19:59] MIRA     I wonder what Miyasaka-san     was doing with Aoi-chan. [20:06] HARUTO     I only got an 81 on the cram school test,     so no in-game spending for me. [20:11] HARUTO     What's the big deal, really? [20:19] REN     I got the ultimate items     without spending anything. [20:23] HARUTO     What? [20:24] REN     Hurry, we're running late. SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [20:42] NAOSUKE     That squid-like creature wasn't Terran. [20:46] NAOSUKE     So it must've been sent by the Hubbies. [20:50] MIRA     Yeah. [20:51] NAOSUKE     We need to... [20:52] MIRA     Yeah. [20:53] NAOSUKE     Mira! [20:55] NAOSUKE     What's the matter?     You haven't been yourself lately. [20:59] NAOSUKE     You're not even paying     attention to what I say. [21:01] MIRA     I am too. [21:03] SHOKICHI     Mira-chan, may I have a moment? [21:06] MIRA     Sure. [21:06] SHOKICHI     Remember how you asked me if I had     any photos of Tasuke-san in his youth? [21:12] MIRA     Did you find something? [21:13] SHOKICHI     This one's probably the oldest one I have. [21:16] MIRA     Could I borrow this for a bit? [21:19] SHOKICHI     Sure. Go ahead. [21:23] NAOSUKE     No way. [21:25] MIRA     Is this... Mother? [21:28] AI     You've received a letter from Planet Wid.     The sender is "Adara." [21:31] MIRA     Huh? [21:33] TAKUMI     Mira-san, it's Miyasaka.     Sorry, I know this is abrupt. [21:37] AI     Commence transfer? [21:38] TAKUMI     Can we talk? [21:39] MIRA     Yes? [21:39] AI     Confirmed. Transfer initiated. [21:42] AI     Ten seconds left... [21:42] MIRA     What? Oh, no! [21:44] TAKUMI     There's something I just have to ask you. [21:49] TAKUMI     It's been bothering me so much. [21:51] TAKUMI     Huh? This room looks different. [21:52] MIRA     What is it?! [21:55] TAKUMI     Are you a widow? [21:58] NAOSUKE     Miyasaka Takumi! Get out of this room at once! [22:00] AI     Transfer complete. SIGN    The explosive letter was sent by SIGN    the Queen of Planet Wid, Adara Gotokuji. SIGN    The veil is lifted on Tasuke and Adara's history... SIGN    Is the truth behind the story about to be revealed?! E6 - Episode 6 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] AI     Transfer complete. [00:13] TAKUMI     Wh-What's going on? [00:15] MIRA     Th-This is my mother... [00:17] TAKUMI     Your mom?! [00:18] MIRA     She's sent me a video letter. [00:20] ADARA     Dearest Mira. [00:22] ADARA     I have a secret I've never told you about. [00:27] ADARA     When I was a little younger than you are now, [00:30] ADARA     I was unable to come to terms     with a political marriage [00:33] ADARA     and ran away from Planet Wid. [00:47] (Flashback) FIANCE     Why, Adara? [00:49] (Flashback) FIANCE     Marry me, and Planet Wid will know peace. [00:52] (Flashback) FIANCE     You'll want for nothing and be able to do     as you please for the rest of your life. [00:56] (Flashback) ADARA     Yeah, well, I still don't like it! [00:59] (Flashback) FIANCE     Adara! [01:01] (Flashback) ADARA     You're too clingy! SIGN    Astro Note [03:27] ADARA     And that's how I met Shimotakaido Tasuke-san. [04:03] ADARA     Tasuke-san looked after me when I was wounded     and kept me well-fed with his cooking. [04:11] ADARA     Porridge, dumpling soup, steamed yam... [04:14] ADARA     Everything he made was delicious. [04:20] ADARA     Soon, we were in love. [04:25] ADARA     There were times I hoped     I could stay on Earth forever, [04:30] ADARA     but it wasn't meant to be—for I had already     been anointed the next queen of Wid. [04:37] ADARA     A Widi military squad pinpointed     my location and came for me, [04:43] ADARA     so I decided to flee together with Tasuke-san. [04:46] ADARA     I wanted to be with him no matter what. [04:49] ADARA     I intended to spend     the rest of my life with him. [04:53] ADARA     But alas! [04:56] ADARA     Fate is a cruel mistress. [04:58] ADARA     We were hunted down. [05:01] ADARA     They threatened that, should I     refuse to return to Planet Wid, [05:04] ADARA     they would blow the Earth to smithereens. [05:08] ADARA     My own troops! How terrifying! [05:12] ADARA     "Adara-san, I will remain here,     forever awaiting your return!" [05:19] ADARA     I was forced into returning to Wid. [05:23] ADARA     Oh, such a tragic love story. [05:26] ADARA     The young couple in love were torn apart     by a heartless twist of fate. [05:31] MIRA     Is Wid's military really that bullish? [05:33] NAOSUKE     Artistic license, I'd say. [05:34] ADARA     Unbeknownst to the Widi soldiers, [05:37] ADARA     I decided to leave the key behind on Earth. [05:40] MIRA     Why?! [05:41] ADARA     You must be wondering why right about now. [05:45] ADARA     So long as the key was on Earth,     I could go back one day, [05:50] ADARA     and I could see Tasuke-san again. [05:53] NAOSUKE     Why is Her Majesty using     an avatar of her in her youth? [05:57] ADARA     But soon, it became clear     that I was pregnant with you. [06:05] ADARA     Mira, your real father was an Earthling—     Shimotakaido Tasuke-san. [06:11] NAOSUKE     What?! [06:13] ADARA     His Majesty, your adopted father,     knew everything. [06:18] ADARA     And he still had the grace to marry me. [06:22] MIRA     Why would she tell me all this now? [06:24] ADARA     You must be wondering     why I'm telling you all this now. [06:30] ADARA     In truth, I've always wanted to.     I just didn't know how to break it to you. [06:34] ADARA     In that time, you grew old enough to need     the key to assert your right to the throne. [06:39] ADARA     I love His Majesty     with all my heart, obviously. [06:43] ADARA     But I have never once     forgotten Tasuke-san, either! [06:47] NAOSUKE     Her Majesty's pulling out all her acting chops. [06:49] MIRA     She tried to make it sound     like a touching story, [06:52] MIRA     but basically, she just ran away from home     and let a man knock her up. [06:55] NAOSUKE     Hey! [06:56] ADARA     You may well be insulting me right about now, [07:02] ADARA     but all I've told you is the truth. [07:05] TAKUMI     "Wido"... [07:07] TAKUMI     The voice I heard from her room... [07:08] NAOSUKE     So, where is the key? [07:10] ADARA     I'm sure you're trying to locate     the key right about now. [07:14] NAOSUKE     A Hubby?! [07:15] ADARA     But before that, let me tell you about     all the delicacies I ate on Earth. [07:18] TAKUMI     "Hubby"? [07:20] ADARA     I'm sure you must be marveling     at Terran cuisine right about now. [07:24] ADARA     Have you had steamed sweet potatoes yet? [07:27] ADARA     The breakfasts that Tasuke-san cooked [07:30] ADARA     included grilled fish,     sweet potato porridge, boiled spinach, [07:33] ADARA     miso soup, pickled vegetables,     mugwort dumplings... [07:37] ADARA     All of them were truly, [07:38] SHOIN     Hey. [07:38] MIRA     Shoin! Catch the squid! [07:40] ADARA     divinely delicious! [07:43] SHOIN     Roger! [07:44] ADARA     Like, OMG! [07:56] MIRA     U-Uh, Wakabayashi-san, what are you cooking? [08:00] TOMIHIRO     Curry with rice. Ren said he was craving it. [08:04] TOMIHIRO     Tasuke-san made this often,     and I'm following his recipe. [08:09] TOMIHIRO     He'd serve it with Worcestershire sauce     to put his own spin on the dish. [08:15] MIRA     Wow, that sounds great. [08:17] TOMIHIRO     I need to go poop, so could you     keep an eye on the curry? [08:21] MIRA     Sure. [08:23] SHOIN     Quit hiding and show yourself! [08:27] MIRA     Quiet. [08:30] ADARA     The flow of time is different     between Earth and Wid. [08:33] ADARA     A year on Wid is equal to three on Earth. [08:38] ADARA     Find the key and come back to Wid     before you overtake me in age. [08:44] ADARA     The peace of Planet Wid—     nay, the universe—is in your hands. [08:50] ADARA     The glow of the key should guide you to it. [08:54] ADARA     As long as Tasuke-san     hasn't changed its location, [08:56] ADARA     in the yard... [09:02] NAOSUKE     Hot! Hot! [09:03] MIRA     Ladle! [09:10] SHOIN     Watch out! [09:19] MIRA     Dearest Mother. [09:21] MIRA     You sank into Tasuke-san's curry     and died an explosive death. [09:25] NAOSUKE     Don't say that. It's bad vibes. [09:27] MIRA     All I've said is the truth. [09:29] SHOIN     So, this Shimotakaido Tasuke person     is Mira's real father? [09:34] MIRA     I'm not sure what to do with this information. [09:37] NAOSUKE     Well, we know the key's in the yard. [09:39] NAOSUKE     The Hubbies may have heard it too, though. [09:42] MIRA     She said the key's glow should guide us to it. [09:45] MIRA     What does that mean? [09:46] SHOIN     So, uh, what do we do about him? [09:48] NAOSUKE     Oh, I forgot about that. [09:50] SHOIN     He looks like he's seen a ghost. [09:53] TAKUMI     This must be a bad dream. [09:56] TAKUMI     It has to be, yeah. Dogs don't talk. [09:59] NAOSUKE     This is real. [10:01] NAOSUKE     If you could keep what you saw a secret,     we'd really appreciate it. [10:06] NAOSUKE     Well, not that anyone would believe you.     They'd just write you off as a weirdo. [10:11] TAKUMI     Wido... [10:13] NAOSUKE     That's right. Each of us is a Wido     from the planet of Wid. [10:19] TAKUMI     Mira-san's a Wido... [10:21] SHOIN     As am I. [10:23] TAKUMI     The hubby was a squid, and the man     in the room was actually a dog... [10:32] TAKUMI     Oh, was that it? [10:35] TAKUMI     She's a Wido, not a widow! [10:38] TAKUMI     Mystery solved! [10:42] MIRA     Miyasaka-san? [10:44] SHOIN     Is he going to be okay? [10:49] NAOSUKE     Did they bury it in the yard? [10:50] SHOIN     Do we just dig the whole place up? [10:53] SHOIN     Mira? [10:54] MIRA     Huh? [10:55] MIRA     Oh, sorry. What were we talking about? [10:57] SHOIN     What's wrong? [11:05] MIRA     Shokichi-san told me that Tasuke-san     often sat here and gazed up at the starry sky. [11:12] MIRA     He was found collapsed in his room     right here in this very lodge. [11:17] MIRA     It was a Saturday, a day with no breakfast. [11:21] MIRA     So nobody noticed until later that night. [11:24] MIRA     In this country, they call passing away     like that a solitary death. [11:30] MIRA     He must've been waiting     for Mother here the entire time. [11:35] MIRA     I feel so bad for him. [11:37] NAOSUKE     Collect yourself, Mira. [11:39] NAOSUKE     This is no time to be getting sentimental. [11:42] NAOSUKE     Whoever your father is,     you're still a princess, [11:46] NAOSUKE     and the fate of the universe     rests on your shoulders. [11:48] MIRA     I know that. [11:51] NAOSUKE     I'll go investigate this building once more. [11:54] NAOSUKE     Focus on the task at hand, Mira. [12:00] SHOIN     Do you really feel that way? [12:03] SHOIN     Do you really think Shimotakaido Tasuke     lived such a pitiful life? [12:14] SHOKICHI     You want to know more about Tasuke-san? [12:16] SHOIN     Yes. We're interested     in the kind of person he was. [12:20] SHOKICHI     The person he was, eh? I don't know... [12:26] SHOKICHI     Well, I was the one who found him collapsed. [12:33] (Flashback) SHOKICHI     Tasuke-san! [12:34] (Flashback) SHOKICHI     Hang in there! [12:36] (Flashback) SHOKICHI     What? What did you say, Tasuke-san?! [12:41] (Flashback) TASUKE     Salmon... [12:43] SHOKICHI     Even in his dying moments,     he was thinking about breakfast. [12:48] SHOKICHI     He loved watching people eat     with contentment on their faces. [12:53] SHOKICHI     That's the kind of person he was. [12:56] TERUKO     Tasuke-san, huh? [12:58] TERUKO     This one time, when I came home late from work, [13:01] TERUKO     he was watching something on his PC. [13:03] TERUKO     At first I thought, like, I guess     even senior citizens get off to porn, [13:07] TERUKO     but he was just watching     some video of a squirrel eating. [13:11] TERUKO     When I went to the kitchen for water     later that night, he was still watching it. [13:15] TERUKO     He watched that video of a squirrel     eating for like three hours. [13:19] TERUKO     If you ask me, he was     probably a total whackjob. [13:24] TERUKO     But I loved that side of him too.     It was so adorable. [13:28] REN     Forget Grandpa Tasuke.     What I wanna know is how all this happened. [13:34] MIRA     Uh, well... [13:36] TOMIHIRO     Ren, it was Daddy's fault. [13:38] TOMIHIRO     I never should've asked her to watch the curry. [13:42] REN     But how did we get from that to this? [13:44] TOMIHIRO     Search your memories of the culinary tragedies     we witnessed before Miyasaka-kun arrived. [13:48] REN     Okay, yeah. [13:49] MIRA     I'm sorry. [13:50] SHOIN     Curry with rice, was it? [13:53] SHOIN     You were following Tasuke-san's recipe? [13:55] REN     It's really yummy. [13:57] REN     Pops, can I use the PC to watch videos     of the Tokyo Girls' Festival? [14:01] TOMIHIRO     After your homework. [14:03] REN     Okay. [14:05] TOMIHIRO     And only for thirty minutes! [14:07] MIRA     Why do you know the recipe, Wakabayashi-san? [14:11] TOMIHIRO     He taught me. [14:14] TOMIHIRO     When he'd fractured both his arms and     couldn't cook, he taught me lots of recipes. [14:18] TOMIHIRO     Such as... [14:19] TOMIHIRO     Tortang talong, [14:21] TOMIHIRO     lechon kawali, [14:23] TOMIHIRO     and halo-halo. [14:25] MIRA     H-Hang on. [14:26] MIRA     I have lots of questions, but first, [14:29] MIRA     Tasuke-san fractured both his arms? [14:32] TOMIHIRO     Yeah. On one of his cabaret club nights. [14:36] MIRA     "Cabaret club"? [14:37] TOMIHIRO     It's a place where you can enjoy     drinking with ladies. [14:41] TOMIHIRO     He tried to princess carry     one of the girls there [14:44] TOMIHIRO     and ended up breaking both his arms. [14:46] TOMIHIRO     What an idiot, right? [14:48] MIRA     Right... [14:49] SHOIN     What are tortang talong and halo-halo? [14:52] TOMIHIRO     Filipino dishes. [14:54] TOMIHIRO     He went through a bit of     a Philippine pub phase. [14:57] TOMIHIRO     Oh, those are pubs with beauties     from the Philippines. [15:03] TOMIHIRO     They love it when you take them Filipino foods. [15:08] TOMIHIRO     He took me many a time. [15:11] TOMIHIRO     You see, Tasuke-san was a card-carrying     member of the Planet of the Baps. [15:14] SHOIN     The Planet of the Baps?! [15:16] TOMIHIRO     He had a fondness for well-endowed women. [15:19] TOMIHIRO     Those were such good times. [15:22] TOMIHIRO     If he were still alive, I would've loved to     take him to the new boob bar by the station. [15:27] TOMIHIRO     Oh, a boob bar is an establishment where... [15:29] MIRA     You don't have to bother. We get the gist. [15:32] KURONEKO     Delivery for you! [15:34] KURONEKO     It's for Shimotakaido Tasuke-san. [15:36] MIRA     Huh? [15:37] SHOKICHI     It's fine. [15:39] SHOKICHI     Thank you. [15:44] SHOKICHI     Wonder what it is. [15:46] MIRA     Are you sure about opening this? [15:49] SHOKICHI     Yeah, it's fine. [15:50] SHOKICHI     The sender, Akita-san,     used to live here in Astro Lodge long ago. [15:56] SHOKICHI     Oh, corn! [15:57] MIRA     Does Akita-san know that     Tasuke-san passed away? [16:02] SHOKICHI     Yes, of course. [16:03] SHOKICHI     The residents of Asunaro Lodge     were all in similar situations. [16:08] SHOKICHI     They were all people who could barely     make ends meet, such as students. [16:12] SHOKICHI     These days, they send us food,     almost like they're paying this place back. [16:17] SHOKICHI     Akita-san wasn't the only one by any means. [16:20] SHOKICHI     Tasuke-san helped many others     through hard times. [16:24] SHOKICHI     I should know. I was one of them. [16:28] FISHMONGER     Tasuke-san? [16:29] FISHMONGER     He had a heart of gold! [16:32] FISHMONGER     Most people around here owe him big-time. [16:35] FISHMONGER     I doubt anyone'd have a bad word     to say about him. [16:37] GREENGROCER     Nah, screw that dude. [16:40] GREENGROCER     We were competing in shogi, [16:42] GREENGROCER     and he went and died     when he was ahead in wins. [16:44] GREENGROCER     Just you wait, geezer!     I'll be seeing you soon! [16:48] FLORIST     Every now and then, he'd dress up     and buy a rose from us. [16:52] FLORIST     Must've been stylin' and profilin'. [16:54] OBACHAN     Sounds about right. [16:56] OBACHAN     He sure did have his silly side. [17:02] SHOIN     Shimotakaido Tasuke was a Planet of the Baps     member who loved watching creatures eat. [17:08] MIRA     Hey. [17:10] SHOIN     See? He didn't live a pitiful life. [17:14] SHOIN     Only he knows how he really felt, [17:18] SHOIN     but the love that the people in his life     had for him was very real. [17:21] MIRA     Yeah. You're right. [17:25] MIRA     Thanks, Shoin. [17:32] MIRA     Time to eat! [17:39] SHOKICHI     Here. [17:40] SHOKICHI     It smells and tastes     like nothing again, right? [17:52] MIRA     Hey, uh, about the other day... [17:56] TAKUMI     Don't worry. I haven't told anyone. [17:59] MIRA     Thank you very much. [18:02] MIRA     So... [18:04] MIRA     Are you all right? [18:06] MIRA     You seem somewhat down, [18:09] MIRA     like you're not your usual self. [18:13] MIRA     So I've been worried. [18:16] TAKUMI     I'm okay. [18:17] MIRA     Really? I'm glad to hear that. [18:20] TAKUMI     Excuse me. [18:31] TAKUMI     I'm not the least bit okay. [18:37] TAKUMI     Mira-san's a Wido from Planet Wid. [18:41] TAKUMI     Which means she's a space alien. [18:45] TAKUMI     Does she attack people like that? [18:49] TAKUMI     A Wido from Planet Wid? That's way     too much for my brain to process. [18:55] TAKUMI     I almost want to go back to when I thought     she was a bereaved widow, damn it! [19:02] OBACHAN     Oh, if it isn't Miyasaka-kun.     How have you been? [19:04] OBACHAN     You don't look good. Are you okay? [19:07] OBACHAN     I saw Mira-chan on a date with her     hottie boyfriend... Shoin-san, right? [19:12] OBACHAN     I think that's who I saw her     go into the love hotel with. [19:16] FISHMONGER     Oh, Miyasaka-kun. [19:18] FISHMONGER     I got some fine octopus in today. [19:20] OBACHAN     Shoin-san's an Englishman, isn't he? [19:23] OBACHAN     An entrepreneur running     some kind of energy company. [19:26] OBACHAN     He's got fame, power, and money,     and he's a stud to boot! [19:30] OBACHAN     Mira-chan sure landed herself a winner. [19:32] OBACHAN     Aren't they just perfect together?     The ideal couple! [19:37] OBACHAN     Oh, want some candy? [19:39] TAKUMI     Shoin isn't Mira-san's boyfriend, [19:42] TAKUMI     that place isn't a love hotel,     and he's not an Englishman! [19:45] OBACHAN     Huh? Where's he from, then? [19:49] TAKUMI     Well... [19:53] TAKUMI     I'll take the lot! [19:57] TAKUMI     I was surprised enough that Mira-san     was a Wido and that Naosuke could talk. [20:02] TAKUMI     But what rattled me more than anything else     was the fact that Shoin's a Wido, too! [20:14] MIRA     Welcome back. [20:16] MIRA     What's all that? [20:17] TAKUMI     Octopus! [20:20] MIRA     Octopus? [20:29] MIRA     Is everything okay with Miyasaka-san? [20:42] NAOSUKE     Miyasaka-kun's behavior     has been concerning, hasn't it? [20:46] NAOSUKE     Between you and me, [20:48] NAOSUKE     it seems he has a lot on his mind. [20:52] NAOSUKE     Maybe he needs a break from his daily routine. [20:56] NAOSUKE     Aren't you worried about him? [20:59] AOI     What can I do? [21:01] NAOSUKE     You know. Take him somewhere     that might pique his interest. [21:06] AOI     Like where? [21:07] NAOSUKE     Like the movies, or a weekend event. [21:11] NAOSUKE     How about inviting him     somewhere you want to go? [21:14] AOI     Like how? [21:15] NAOSUKE     Like, "Would you like to go with me?" [21:22] NAOSUKE     I was hoping things would develop     between her and Miyasaka Takumi, [21:27] NAOSUKE     but I don't think it's happening. [21:30] NAOSUKE     It's happening! [21:42] NAOSUKE     What's wrong? Go for it! [21:47] TAKUMI     Oh, hi, Aoi-chan. [21:50] AOI     U-U-Um... [21:55] AOI     Would you like to go to this with me?! SIGN    40th Annual     Insect Festival     The Insect Festival's back for 2023!     See, touch, and taste insects     from every walk of life! [21:59] TAKUMI     The... Insect Festival? [22:02] NAOSUKE     That's what you pick for your first date?     You're killing your chances! [22:06] TAKUMI     Oh, is this that local event?     I've been curious about it for a while. [22:10] NAOSUKE     Are you serious?! [22:12] AOI     Shall we go eat some insects together? [22:17] NAOSUKE     You're freaky, Aoi-chan... SIGN    Aoi managed to ask Takumi on a date. SIGN    She's had feelings for him for a long time. SIGN    But, at their Insect Festival date, SIGN    a truly unexpected situation develops?! E7 - Episode 7 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] TAKUMI     Oh, hi, Aoi-chan. [00:02] AOI     U-U-Um... [00:07] AOI     Would you like to go to this with me?! [00:11] SIGN     40th Annual     Insect Festival     The Insect Festival's back for 2023!     See, touch, and taste insects     from every walk of life! [00:11] TAKUMI     The... Insect Festival? [00:14] TAKUMI     Oh, is this that local event?     I've been curious about it for a while. [00:19] AOI     Shall we go eat some insects together? SIGN    Astro Note SIGN    Radio Legendary [01:56] JIROU     You are listening to     Radio Legendary Power Stone! [02:00] JIROU     We have another exciting episode for you. [02:01] JIROU     I am your host, DJ Jirou. SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [02:14] AOI     On that day... [02:16] AOI     The moment I laid eyes on you... [02:19] (Flashback) TAKUMI     "Astro"... SIGN    Wi-Fi Available     Breakfast Included     Rooms Available          -Management [02:22] (Flashback) TAKUMI     This should be the place. [02:28] AOI     ...I felt my heart nearly explode. [02:42] (Flashback) TAKUMI     You okay up there?! [02:54] (Flashback) TAKUMI     Oww... [02:55] (Flashback) MIRA     Are you all right? SIGN    Welcome!! To Our New Head Chef     Miyauchisaka Takumi-kun! [03:01] (Flashback) TERUKO     One, two! Terurururun! [03:03] (Flashback) MIRASHOKICHITOMIHIRO     Terurururun! [03:04] TOMIHIRO     Tonight, we drink to celebrate! [03:04] AOI     You probably didn't notice, [03:08] AOI     but since then, I've always, [03:11] AOI     always, [03:13] AOI     always, [03:15] AOI     always, [03:17] AOI     always, [03:19] AOI     always, [03:21] AOI     always, [03:23] AOI     always been watching you. [03:27] AOI     You probably don't remember, but you and I... [03:34] KIDS     Hey, wait! [03:35] TAKUMI     Those kids must be going     to the Insect Festival, right? [03:39] TAKUMI     They're so cute. [03:43] TAKUMI     Wow. [03:45] TAKUMI     Oh, hey! [03:47] TAKUMI     I didn't know the festival was this grand. [03:51] TAKUMI     Locust yakisoba, [03:53] TAKUMI     and chocolate mealworms? [03:55] TAKUMI     What? Aoi-chan...? SIGN    Scorpions SIGN    300 yen each [04:00] AOI     U-Um, would you like some of this? [04:04] AOI     I've been wanting to try it. SIGN    Grilled Scorpion [04:09] TAKUMI     Seriously? Aoi-chan wants to try that? [04:13] TAKUMI     Seeing it in person, it's pretty gross. [04:15] TAKUMI     Is it really edible? [04:17] TAKUMI     I thought scorpions were poisonous. [04:20] AOI     Here I go. [04:23] NAOSUKE     What is this, "I am a dog and I must dig"? [04:26] NAOSUKE     Where the hell is that key? [04:27] SHOIN     We haven't found it after all this digging. [04:29] SHOIN     It might be somewhere else. [04:31] DELIVERYMAN     Delivery for you! [04:33] MIRA     Coming! [04:35] MIRA     Wow, so many veggies. [04:37] MIRA     Miyasaka-san! We just got     a vegetable delivery! [04:41] NAOSUKE     Oh, Miyasaka Takumi's out     on a date with Aoi-chan. [04:44] MIRA     A date? [04:45] NAOSUKE     They've gone to some local insect festival. [04:49] NAOSUKE     Oh, I'll look through Miyasaka Takumi and     Aoi-chan's rooms again while they're gone. [04:57] MIRA     A date, huh? [05:00] MIRA     I didn't know Miyasaka-san and Aoi-chan     had that kind of relationship. [05:05] SHOIN     Mira? [05:05] MIRA     I did run into them outside Shoin's place,     which they thought was a love hotel. [05:12] MIRA     Huh... Ohh... So that's how it is. [05:17] MIRA     Huh. [05:19] MIRA     Ooh. Huh. [05:24] SHOKICHI     Mira-san. [05:31] MIRA     I'm so terribly sorry! [05:33] SHOKICHI     No, I'm sorry for startling you. [05:35] SHOKICHI     By the way, that's one deep hole     you dug yourself into. [05:38] MIRA     Oh, uh, I was just looking for something. [05:40] MIRA     That aside, what's with     the costume, Shokichi-san? [05:44] SHOKICHI     This is formal wear for the Insect Festival. [05:47] SHOKICHI     I inherited it from Tasuke-san. [05:50] MIRA     What do you mean? [05:51] SHOKICHI     He was a judge for the Insect Festival's     main event every year. [05:57] SHOKICHI     I'm taking his place this year. SIGN    Insect Festival     Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest     Winner [06:00] SHOKICHI     Before he died, he said that he wanted this     year's winner to be presented with this. [06:08] NAOSUKE     Sneak. [06:09] NAOSUKE     Sneak, sneak! [06:10] NAOSUKE     Sneak, sneak! [06:11] NAOSUKE     Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff... [06:13] NAOSUKE     Hmm? [06:15] NAOSUKE     The hotel Miyasaka Takumi     used to work at, huh? [06:18] NAOSUKE     Hmm? Huh? [06:21] NAOSUKE     Aoi-chan? [06:31] (Flashback) AOI     I-I'm sorry! [06:33] (Flashback) MIDDLEMANAGER     We could replace the likes of you     in a heartbeat! [06:37] AOI     I moved to Tokyo at eighteen years of age     and started working at the hotel. [06:41] AOI     But I was clearly not cut out for the job... [06:45] AOI     or for life in Tokyo. [06:48] AOI     I never had any friends to begin with, [06:50] AOI     nor did I have any family,     so I had nowhere to go. And I was broke. [06:55] AOI     But I still felt hunger... [06:57] JIROU     Time for our fan mail segment! [06:59] JIROU     Here's where we read and answer     mail from our fans. [07:00] (Flashback) TAKUMI     That is some volume. [07:02] (Flashback) AOI     Oh, I thought it'd be okay to put it on     speaker because nobody was around. [07:03] JIROU     This time, we've got a request     for dating advice. [07:07] (Flashback) TAKUMI     I guess that too, but I meant your rice ball. [07:10] (Flashback) TAKUMI     What's the filling? [07:12] (Flashback) AOI     Uh, er... Nothing. [07:14] (Flashback) TAKUMI     Huh? It's nothing but rice? [07:15] (Flashback) TAKUMI     You must really love rice. [07:18] (Flashback) AOI     R-Right. [07:20] (Flashback) TAKUMI     You were listening to     Radio Legendary Power Stone, right? [07:24] (Flashback) AOI     Huh? Y-Yeah. [07:25] (Flashback) TAKUMI     I'm a fan of that show, too. [07:30] (Flashback) TAKUMI     Would you like some of these? [07:31] (Flashback) AOI     Huh? [07:32] (Flashback) TAKUMI     I made a few too many. [07:34] (Flashback) AOI     They look good. [07:36] (Flashback) TAKUMI     This is my snack for today. [07:37] (Flashback) AOI     Oh, no, I couldn't. [07:39] (Flashback) TAKUMI     They're surplus, so don't hold back. [07:41] (Flashback) AOI     But... [07:42] (Flashback) TAKUMI     They're fine ingredients. [07:45] (Flashback) AOI     Then I'll have some. [07:49] AOI     After that, we chatted about our     favorite segments on the show, [07:54] AOI     how we sent in fan mail     but never had it read, [07:57] AOI     how we were envious of the people     who had the show's stickers on their PCs, SIGN    Radio Legendary [08:02] AOI     and made all sorts of pointless small talk. [08:05] (Flashback) TAKUMI     Did you enjoy the escargot pies? [08:08] (Flashback) AOI     Escargot? [08:10] (Flashback) TAKUMI     Right. Snail. [08:12] (Flashback) AOI     Wait, escargot is snail?! [08:16] (Flashback) TAKUMI     Don't worry. They're the edible kind. [08:18] (Flashback) AOI     Yeah, they were really good. [08:21] (Flashback) AOI     I never knew snails were so delicious. [08:24] (Flashback) TAKUMI     There's so much stuff out there     you'd never believe is edible. [08:28] (Flashback) TAKUMI     Like crickets, beetle larvae,     scorpions, and stuff. [08:32] (Flashback) AOI     What... [08:33] (Flashback) TAKUMI     It'd be fun to try some of those one day. [08:38] (Flashback) TAKUMI     Cripes, break time's over. [08:40] (Flashback) AOI     Y-You forgot this. [08:43] (Flashback) TAKUMI     It's yours, uh... [08:45] (Flashback) TAKUMI     Miss Riceball. [08:47] (Flashback) TAKUMI     See ya. [08:51] (Flashback) AOI     "Miss Riceball"? [08:56] AOI     A few days after that... [08:58] (Flashback) PHOTOGRAPHER     Miyasaka-san, raise the trophy     a little higher. [09:02] (Flashback) PHOTOGRAPHER     Okay, that's perfect. Here we go. [09:05] (Flashback) PHOTOGRAPHER     Say butter! [09:07] AOI     ...I learned your name. [09:10] AOI     I kept going back to the roof, [09:13] AOI     but I never ran into you there. [09:18] AOI     Even if I did see you, [09:19] AOI     I couldn't call out to you. [09:26] AOI     All I could do was carefully carry the food     you cooked to the people who would eat it. [09:31] AOI     And soon I could carry all kinds of dishes. [09:35] AOI     I kept sending in fan mail to the radio show     in hope you would notice me. [09:36] JIROU     Thanks for the wonderful message. [09:38] JIROU     Next up, a message from Miss Riceball. [09:42] JIROU     "Good evening, Jirou-san.     Have you heard that scorpions..." [09:43] AOI     Until one day my mail was read out, SIGN    Radio Legendary [09:45] AOI     and I received the special sticker for fans     who had their mail read on the show. [09:50] AOI     I hit upon the bright idea of using it     as an excuse to talk to you. [09:54] (Flashback) AOI     Ta-da! I finally got my     fan mail read on the show! [09:58] (Flashback) AOI     I sound like a bimbo. [10:00] (Flashback) CROWD     Why aren't they picking up? [10:02] (Flashback) CROWD     What's going on? [10:06] (Flashback) CROWD     Hey, what's the meaning of this?! SIGN    Employee Entrance          Dear Park Grand Family Members          We regret to inform you that     due to unforeseen circumstances,     our company has declared     bankruptcy. [10:10] AOI     The hotel went bankrupt. [10:13] AOI     I was immediately kicked out     of the employee dorms. [10:17] AOI     With nowhere to go, I lived out     of internet cafes for a while. [10:21] AOI     The days after that... [10:23] AOI     I don't remember much of. [10:27] AOI     I ran out of money... [10:30] AOI     I lived in parks... [10:40] AOI     And there, I met Tasuke-san. [10:46] AOI     At a time when I had no idea how to survive, SIGN    Nishi-Taishido Law Offices [10:49] AOI     he helped me file the paperwork for     unemployment benefits and stuff... SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [10:56] AOI     and he let me live in Room 7. SIGN    Room Seven [11:00] AOI     When I asked him why he was     helping me out so much, [11:05] AOI     he said it was because I reminded him of     the woman he loved when he was younger. SIGN    Diving Beetle SIGN    Diving Beetle [11:15] TAKUMI     The scorpion was better than I expected. [11:18] AOI     Right? It was kinda like shrimp. [11:21] TAKUMI     Oh? [11:22] TAKUMI     A cat with a heart pattern!     It's our lucky day. [11:27] AOI     A dog? [11:28] AOI     They used to bark at me so much... [11:30] AOI     I sense misfortune ahead. [11:32] STAFF     March of the Insectible! SIGN    Bug [11:35] STAFF     We're accepting contest-ants. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Accepting     Contestants SIGN    Win Great     Prizes SIGN    Who Eats     the Most Wins SIGN    Bowl o' Pupa     Wasp Eating Contest SIGN    Lunchtime at the Plaza Stage [11:37] STAFF     The winner will receive a bug prize! [11:40] TAKUMI     "Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest"? [11:42] TAKUMI     All-you-can-eat wasp pupae?! [11:44] AOI     Are you entering? [11:45] TAKUMI     I can't say I'm a fan... [11:48] STAFF     They're insectilicious! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Win Great     Prizes SIGN    Who Eats     Most, Wins SIGN    Bowl o' Pupa     Wasp Eating Contest [11:49] STAFF     We'll waitamorphosize for you at the venue! [11:53] AOI     Will the person I love remember who I am? [11:59] AOI     U-Um! [12:00] AOI     T-Ta-dah! [12:02] AOI     It's a special sticker for fans who had     their mail read on a radio show. Look. [12:06] TAKUMI     Huh... You listen to the radio, Aoi-chan? [12:10] TAKUMI     I used to like that show a lot, too. SIGN    Radio Legendary [12:13] AOI     Right. Think back to that time. [12:17] AOI     Remember... Remember me! [12:22] TAKUMI     Mira-san? [12:23] SHOIN     Here. [12:25] TAKUMI     Shoin! [12:26] SHOIN     That suits you, Mira.     You look like an Androan. [12:29] MIRA     What? Really? [12:31] SHOIN     Yeah. [12:32] SHOIN     You could blend right in. [12:35] MIRA     Oh, Miyasaka-san! [12:38] MIRA     Oh. [12:38] SHOIN     Hey. Are you two on a date, too? [12:40] TAKUMI     "Too"? [12:41] MIRA     Oh, uh, this festival is so much fun. [12:44] MIRA     Did you try this? It's really good. [12:46] OBACHAN     Dearie me! [12:48] OBACHAN     I thought I saw a prince and a princess,     and if it isn't Mira-chan and Shoin-san! [12:52] SHOIN     Mira really is a princess. [12:54] MIRA     Hey, Shoin! [12:56] OBACHAN     Gosh, you two are perfect together! [12:58] OBACHAN     Right, right? Right, Miyasaka-kun? [13:00] TAKUMI     Huh? [13:00] OBACHAN     Don't you agree?     They're a perfect pair, right? [13:05] TAKUMI     R-Right... [13:07] MIRA     You really agree? [13:09] OBACHAN     Shoin-san looks just like     my hubby back in his youth, [13:12] OBACHAN     and Mira-chan is the spitting image     of me in my prime. [13:16] OBACHAN     Gosh! [13:17] TAKUMI     Oww... [13:18] OBACHAN     What a pretty young lady!     Wait, are you Miyasaka-kun's girlfriend? [13:22] AOI     Huh? [13:22] OBACHAN     My, how adorable!     You two look great together! [13:25] OBACHAN     Right, Mira-chan? These two are     just meant to be together, right? [13:28] MIRA     R-Right... [13:30] TAKUMI     You really think we are? [13:32] OBACHAN     Oh, wow! They've got a buffet over there! SIGN    Cricket Buffet [13:37] SHOIN     She was like a tornado passing through. [13:37] TERUKO     One, two! Terurururun! [13:39] RENTOMIHIRO     Terurururun! [13:40] TAKUMI     That song... [13:40] TERUKO     Terurunrun! [13:41] MIRA     ...sounds familiar. [13:42] RENTOMOHIRO     Terurunrun! [13:43] TERUKO     Terurururun! [13:44] RENTOMOHIRO     Terurururun! [13:45] TERUKO     Terurunrun! [13:47] RENTOMOHIRO     Terurunrun! [13:48] TERUKO     Everybody's Terurun! [13:49] RENTOMOHIRO     Our Terurun! [13:51] CHORUS     She's our star beauty, pretty as can be! [13:53] TERUKO     I woke up today to my body tied up in knots. [13:54] TAKUMI     She's performing today? [13:56] MIRA     Matsubara-san! [13:57] REN     Terurun! [13:58] SHOIN     Is she an Astro Lodge resident? [13:58] TOMIHIRO     Terurun! [13:59] TERUKO     I can't give it to you straight,     keep getting it all twisted. [14:04] TERUKO     I've got all the world's cuteness     and a millionfold power. [14:09] TERUKO     Pumping it all in... [14:14] TERUKO     Eat my iron fist! [14:16] TERUKO     One, two, pure, pure lovely righty hook! [14:19] TERUKO     Pure, pure lovely righty hook! [14:22] TERUKO     A maiden's heart is complicated,     don't you know? [14:26] TERUKO     One, two! [14:27] TERUKO     Pure, pure lovely righty hook! [14:30] TERUKO     Pure, pure lovely righty hook! [14:32] TERUKO     Take my feelings head on. [14:37] TERUKO     Righty hook! (Yeah!) [14:39] TERUKO     Righty hook! (Yeah!) [14:40] TERUKO     Righty, righty, righty, righty, righty hook! [14:43] TERUKO     Righty! (Yeah!) Righty! (Yeah!) [14:44] TERUKO     Righty! (Yeah!) Lefty! (Yeah!) [14:45] TERUKO     Righty, righty, righty, righty, righty hook! [14:47] TERUKO     Followed by a straight punch! [14:49] TERUKO     Dum-dum dummy! (Yeah!) [14:50] TERUKO     Dum-dum dummy! (Yeah!) [14:52] TERUKO     Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy,      big dum-dum dummy! [14:54] TERUKO     Dum-dum dummy! (Yeah!) [14:55] TERUKO     Dum-dum dummy! (Yeah!) [14:57] TERUKO     Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy,      big dum-dum dummy! [15:01] TERUKO     Terurun! [15:05] MIRA     That was so much more impactful     than seeing it at home! [15:08] TAKUMI     Yeah, seeing concerts live is the best. [15:10] MIRA     This is a "concert"? I wish I could've     seen the whole thing. [15:13] TAKUMI     Let's ask Matsubara-san and go see     one of her actual concerts sometime. [15:18] MIRA     Yes! I so wanna go! [15:20] SHOIN     Mira. [15:21] SHOIN     Have you forgotten our mission? [15:24] MIRA     Oh, right. [15:25] TAKUMI     "Mission"? [15:27] TERUKO     Gather round, kids! SIGN    Insect Festival Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest [15:30] RENTOMIHIRO     Here! [15:31] TERUKO     It's time for the Insect Festival's main event! [15:34] TERUKO     The Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest     is about to begin! Terurun! [15:38] MIRA     A wasp contest? [15:39] TAKUMI     Right, that thing. [15:40] STAFF     Better bee part of it! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Accepting     Contestants SIGN    Win Great     Prizes SIGN    Who Eats     the Most Wins SIGN    Bowl o' Pupa     Wasp Eating Contest [15:43] MIRA     What kind of contest is it? [15:45] TAKUMI     Whoever eats the most in the     allotted time wins, apparently. [15:50] MIRA     So, you have to eat those wasp things? [15:53] TAKUMI     Right. [15:54] TERUKO     The winner gets this grand prize! Terurun! SIGN    Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest     Winner [16:00] TERUKO     We'd like teams of two to enter: one to     load the bowls, and one to eat! Terurun! [16:06] TERUKO     Family, friends, lovers,     and even total strangers [16:11] TERUKO     can team up for the contest! Terurunrun! [16:14] OBACHAN     I'm in! [16:16] MIRA     Count me in, too! [16:18] SHOIN     Are you even hungry, Mira? [16:19] SHOIN     Didn't you just eat an extra-large     cricket curry with mealworm combo? [16:23] MIRA     But Shokichi-san said that     that key was from Tasuke-san. [16:27] TAKUMI     Key? Oh, right, the Widi came     to Earth in search of some key. SIGN    Insect Festival     Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest     Winner [16:35] TAKUMI     Is that it? [16:37] SHOIN     Don't you think those wasps look just like     our former classmates, the Keplerians? [16:41] MIRA     You think? [16:42] SHOIN     I do. How are we supposed     to eat our classmates? [16:45] TAKUMI     I'll enter! [16:46] MIRA     Huh? [16:47] TAKUMI     Mira-san, you want that key, don't you? [16:51] TAKUMI     I'll win it for you! [16:53] MIRA     Miyasaka-san! [16:56] MIRA     Then... I'll be your pupper. [17:01] TAKUMI     What? [17:02] MIRA     It's the "Bowl Pupper     Wasp Eater" contest, right? [17:04] MIRA     I thought the "bowl pupper" loaded the     bowls and the "wasp eater" ate them. [17:08] TAKUMI     I don't think that's quite right,     but do you want to team up? [17:11] MIRA     Yes! Let me help you! [17:15] TERUKO     Okay, everyone. [17:17] TERUKO     Are you ready? Terurun! [17:19] CONTESTANTS     Yeah! [17:22] DANDY     Let's do this, baby. [17:24] OBACHAN     I'm in it to win it! [17:25] TERUKO     Each bowl has been loaded with a similar     amount of wasp pupae. Terurunrun. [17:32] SHOKICHIRENTOMIHIRO     Buggy! Buggy! Buggy! Buggy! Buggy! [17:35] TERUKO     All right, here we go! [17:38] TERUKO     On your marks... [17:39] TERUKO     Get set! [17:42] TERUKO     Go pupa-wild! [17:43] DANDY     Chow time! [17:53] TAKUMI     Huh? It's good! [17:55] TAKUMI     Why is it so damn good?! [17:58] TAKUMI     More! [18:00] MIRA     Here! [18:02] TAKUMI     More! [18:03] MIRA     Here! [18:05] TAKUMI     More! [18:06] MIRA     Here! [18:07] TAKUMI     More! [18:08] MIRA     Here! [18:09] TERUKO     Their teamwork is perfect! [18:11] TERUKO     Are you two a couple? [18:13] MIRA     Huh? [18:14] MIRA     H-Huh? Huh?! [18:16] TERUKO     This must be the power of love! Terurun! [18:22] TERUKO     Teruru... It's too bad all these teams     are dropping out. [18:26] TERUKO     Who will survive this sprint to the finish?     Will it be Team Locals, [18:30] TERUKO     or will it be Team Lovers,     who are in hot pursuit?! [18:33] MIRA     Here! [18:33] MIRA     Here! [18:34] MIRA     Here! [18:35] TERUKO     Ten seconds left! [18:38] TERUKO     Seven, six! [18:40] TERUKO     Five, four! [18:41] SHOKICHIRENTOMIHIRO     Buggy! Buggy! Buggy! Buggy! [18:42] TERUKO     Three, two, one... [18:45] TERUKO     Time's up! Terurun! [18:48] TERUKO     Team Lovers finishes at 101 bowls. [18:51] TERUKO     Team Locals also finishes     at 101 bowls! Wow, it's a tie! [18:57] TERUKO     Whoa! [18:59] TERUKO     There was a single pupa left     in one of Team Locals' bowls! [19:03] TERUKO     Which means that Team Lovers,     which finished all 101 bowls, is the winnerun! [19:11] TAKUMIMIRA     We did it! [19:13] TERUKO     They're so lovey-dovey, Terurun. [19:17] RENTOMIHIRO     Winners! Winners! [19:22] SHOKICHI     Congratulations. SIGN    Insect Festival     Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest     Winner [19:24] TAKUMI     Thank you very much. [19:26] TAKUMI     Mira-san. [19:27] MIRA     Are you sure? [19:29] TAKUMI     Of course. [19:30] MIRA     Thanks. [19:31] MIRA     Wait, what? This is the key? [19:34] MIRA     It's so light. And it feels kind of flimsy. [19:37] SHOKICHI     Of course it does. I made it out of cardboard. [19:41] MIRA     Huh? Cardboard? [19:42] SHOKICHI     This battery-powered cart is yours, too. [19:46] OBACHAN     Gah! I wanted it so badly! [19:51] OBACHAN     Can I really have this?! [19:54] TAKUMI     Go ahead. [19:55] OBACHAN     Thanks! I'll be going on ahead. [19:58] MIRA     Are you sure about that? SIGN    Insect Festival     Bowl o' Pupa Wasp Eating Contest     Winner [20:00] TAKUMI     It was worth eating all those pupae if it means     I can be free of that old bat's nonsense. [20:07] MIRA     I'm so sorry. I thought this was the key     we were looking for. [20:12] TAKUMI     Don't apologize.     The pupae really were delicious. [20:15] MIRA     How about adding them to the breakfast menu? [20:17] TAKUMI     Good idea. [20:20] REN     Look, Landlady. [20:22] MIRA     What is it? [20:25] MIRA     Is that edible? [20:27] REN     Hey, no eating. [20:29] TERUKO     You owe me champagne. [20:30] TERUKO     I really set the mood for you two. Terurun. [20:33] TERUKO     The least you could do is get me     some champagne in return! Terurun! [20:36] TAKUMI     Does she think adding "Terurun"     to everything makes her cute? [20:40] TAKUMI     Oh, Aoi-chan. [20:43] TAKUMI     Did you have fun at the Insect Festival? [20:46] TAKUMI     I was kinda down in the dumps, [20:49] TAKUMI     but all that laughing     made me feel a lot better. [20:52] TAKUMI     Heck... [20:53] TAKUMI     The Insect Festival was tons of fun. [21:10] NAOSUKE     How'd the date go? [21:13] NAOSUKE     I saw everyone come home content. [21:17] AOI     He said he used to like... the radio show. SIGN    Radio Legendary [21:23] AOI     But he didn't remember me at all. SIGN    May 1948 SIGN    May 1950 SIGN    June 1955 SIGN    Ren suspects Naosuke of not being a dog. SIGN    Takumi comes up with a plan to convince him otherwise... SIGN    Meanwhile, the Planet Hub spy is still at large. SIGN    Could the spy be one of them? E8 - Episode 8 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    May 1948 SIGN    May 1950 SIGN    June 1955 SIGN    Astro Note [01:49] NAOSUKE     They fall in love... [01:52] MIRA     What are you doing? [01:53] TAKUMI     Well, you see... [01:56] NAOSUKE     ...have their hearts broken,     and wallow in misery. [02:00] NAOSUKE     Why do Earthlings waste their time     on this waste of time? [02:05] TAKUMI     I'll see you later. [02:07] MIRA     Sure. [02:08] NAOSUKE     Someone's having a lot of fun. [02:10] MIRA     Oh, please. [02:11] NAOSUKE     What's this about later? [02:13] MIRA     We're going to the grocer's. [02:14] NAOSUKE     Why the grocer's? [02:16] MIRA     Apparently, they're running an     all-you-can-pack veggie promotion. [02:19] MIRA     Each customer can only take part once,     so we're both going together. [02:21] NAOSUKE     Wha? [02:23] MIRA     I don't really get it myself,     but he says it's a good deal. [02:27] NAOSUKE     A good deal, huh? [02:29] NAOSUKE     If Her Majesty were to hear of this,     she would be beside herself. [02:33] NAOSUKE     The next in line to the Planet Wid throne     is out here penny-pinching on groceries. [02:39] MIRA     I get it, okay? [02:41] SHOKICHI     Oh! [02:42] SHOKICHI     There you are, Naosuke. [02:45] SHOKICHI     Time for our walk. [02:48] SHOKICHI     May I take him? [02:49] MIRA     Of course. Go ahead. [02:51] MIRA     Naosuke loves going on walks with you. [02:54] NAOSUKE     Mira! [03:00] SHOKICHI     Walky-walky, Naosuke-chan. [03:03] MIRA     I'm happy for you, Naosuke. [03:10] NAOSUKE     Yamashita Shokichi is no lover of dogs. [03:14] GIRL1     Oh, cute! [03:17] GIRL2     Is it all right if we take pics? [03:19] SHOKICHI     Go right ahead. [03:20] NAOSUKE     He's just a lover of dog-loving chicks! [03:23] GIRL1     What's the name? [03:25] SHOKICHI     Shokichi. [03:27] GIRL1     Shokichi? How cute! [03:29] SHOKICHI     I get that a lot. [03:34] SHOKICHI     See you again. Bye-bye. [03:39] SHOKICHI     Aoi-chan's around that age, too... [03:46] SHOKICHI     Oh, Ren. [03:47] HARUTO     Hey, it's Naosuke! [03:49] HARUTO     Man, I wish I could have a dog too. [03:53] REN     Naosuke's no dog. [03:55] HARUTO     Uh, he clearly is. [03:57] RANDOMOTHER     Hey, it's a doggy! [04:01] REN     He really isn't a dog. [04:02] HARUTO     Then what is he? [04:04] REN     The thing about Naosuke... [04:08] HARUTO     What? No way. [04:10] REN     It's true! [04:11] HARUTO     I don't believe you. [04:12] REN     Then I'll show you proof sometime. [04:15] NAOSUKE     Uh-oh. [04:17] RANDOMOTHER     So cute! How old? [04:19] SHOKICHI     Seventy-three. [04:21] RANDOMOTHER     Huh? [04:22] SHOKICHI     Tee-hee. [04:23] HARUTO     You promise? [04:24] REN     Yeah. I'll show you proof     that puts it beyond all doubt. [04:28] NAOSUKE     This will not end well. [04:30] TAKUMI     All's well that ends well. [04:32] MIRA     What do you mean? [04:33] TAKUMI     I didn't expect you to have     a talent for all-you-can-pack sales. [04:36] MIRA     Can you really call this a talent? [04:39] TAKUMI     It is! Just look at me. [04:42] TAKUMI     I was so worried about     what people might think of me. [04:45] MIRA     Were you? [04:47] TAKUMI     Meanwhile, your masterpiece shows [04:50] TAKUMI     you didn't care who saw you packing in     all the carrots in the world. [04:54] TAKUMI     It gets across your primal instinct—     your passion—to take as many home as possible. [05:00] MIRA     Uh, are you sure you're complimenting me? [05:02] TAKUMI     I am! It's a work of art! [05:06] TAKUMI     It seems it's going to be clams next time.     What say you, Maestro? [05:12] MIRA     Very well. I'll consider it. [05:17] MIRA     Anyway, this was really fun. [05:20] TAKUMI     Do you not have all-you-can-pack     sales on Planet Wid? [05:23] MIRA     Huh? [05:24] TAKUMI     Uh, never mind. I should've     known better than to ask. [05:29] MIRA     Do we? I'm not sure. [05:32] TAKUMI     Huh? [05:34] MIRA     I'm royalty, so I couldn't leave     the palace on my own. [05:40] MIRA     I never got to go to the places     people shopped for necessities. [05:45] MIRA     All I ever had for food was the necessary     Perfect Food at set times. [05:51] MIRA     I had no idea breakfast could be so delicious. [05:57] MIRA     So maybe we do have these things,     and I just never knew. [06:04] MIRA     Including all-you-can-pack veggies. SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [06:07] TAKUMI     We're home. [06:10] MIRA     We're home, Ren-kun. [06:12] REN     Welcome home. [06:16] MIRA     What's wrong, Naosuke? [06:18] MIRA     Huh? Ren-kun's targeting you? [06:20] NAOSUKE     Shh! Keep it down! [06:23] NAOSUKE     He's suspected that I'm not     a dog for a while now. [06:27] MIRA     You think he's figured out you're a Wido? [06:29] NAOSUKE     I can't be certain, but it's likely. [06:32] TAKUMI     In that case, don't you just have     to convince him that you're a dog? [06:36] NAOSUKE     Wait, what are you even doing here? [06:39] MIRA     But how? [06:40] TAKUMI     He just has to do doglike things. [06:43] NAOSUKE     What doglike things? [06:45] TAKUMI     Okay, Naosuke. [06:47] TAKUMI     Fetch! [06:49] TAKUMI     Look over there. SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life [06:54] TAKUMI     Fetch, Naosuke! [07:02] TAKUMI     Good boy. [07:05] TAKUMI     Wag your tail and act happier. [07:09] TAKUMI     He's watching. [07:14] TAKUMI     Attaboy. [07:16] TAKUMI     Fetch! [07:18] TAKUMI     Shake. [07:26] TAKUMI     You're so cute, Naosuke. [07:29] MIRA     Cute! [07:31] TAKUMI     Shake. [07:33] TAKUMI     You're totally a dog now! [07:37] NAOSUKE     Don't push your luck! [07:39] NAOSUKE     Ow, ow, ow! [07:41] NAOSUKE     I tap! I'm tapping out! [07:42] NAOSUKE     Ouch! Owwie... [07:43] MIRA     You'd look great in this too, Naosuke. [07:49] NAOSUKE     I'm done with this crap. [07:54] MIRA     Terran dogs are so adorable. [07:57] NAOSUKE     How about getting a dog cage and stuff? [08:00] NAOSUKE     Every home with a dog has one, [08:02] NAOSUKE     and violent dogs need to be put in one! [08:05] MIRA     Huh. So dogs really are pets. [08:09] TAKUMI     Is Naosuke not a pet on Planet Wid? [08:13] MIRA     Don't let him hear you say that. [08:16] MIRA     He's my, uh...     I guess you could say bodyguard? [08:20] TAKUMI     While you're on Earth? [08:22] MIRA     No. For life. [08:23] TAKUMI     For life?! [08:25] MIRA     Yes. Chosen ones from Naosuke's species [08:29] MIRA     are tasked with watching over     royals from birth to death. [08:33] TAKUMI     So, Naosuke has to protect you all your life? [08:37] MIRA     Yes. [08:39] MIRA     Naosuke's species lives longer than we do. [08:43] TAKUMI     Huh. Must be rough. [08:45] MIRA     What? [08:45] TAKUMI     I mean, it's a cruel job. [08:49] TAKUMI     He has to watch someone dear to him die     and then live the rest of his life alone. [08:54] TAKUMI     I could never. [08:56] TAKUMI     Oh, this might be a good     choice. Very doglike. [09:01] MIRA     I'd never even thought about that. [09:19] REN     Have you seen Naosuke? [09:21] AOI     Naosuke? I haven't, no. [09:24] REN     Sheesh. Where'd he go? [09:41] NAOSUKE     You look like it's the end of the world. [09:44] NAOSUKE     What's wrong? [09:45] AOI     I don't get it myself. [09:48] AOI     I know I'll get hurt if I see him,     but I still want to. [09:53] AOI     I want him to look my way, [09:56] AOI     but I also don't, because I don't     want him to come to hate me. [10:00] AOI     I don't know what I should do. [10:03] AOI     Have you ever felt this way, Octo-san? [10:07] NAOSUKE     "Octo-san"? [10:08] AOI     Because you live in Room 8. [10:11] NAOSUKE     I'm... [10:12] AOI     It's okay. You don't have to say your name     or show your face or anything. [10:16] AOI     I used to be a shut-in not long ago too, [10:19] AOI     so I think I know how you feel, Octo-san. [10:28] MIRA     Coming. [10:32] TERUKO     Huh? [10:33] TERUKO     Why's Miyasaka-kun here? [10:35] TERUKO     Gosh, is that what's going on? [10:39] MIRA     Huh? What do you mean? [10:41] TAKUMI     That is not what's going on! [10:43] TAKUMI     Nothing's going on! Nothing at all! [10:44] MIRA     Did you need me for something, Matsubara-san? [10:47] TERUKO     Oh, right. I can't find my room key. [10:50] MIRA     Key? [10:52] TERUKO     I got home... [10:54] (Flashback) TERUKO     I'm back. [10:56] TERUKO     ...put my key there, [10:58] TERUKO     and got busy writing my room number     on the stuff I was putting in the fridge. [11:08] TERUKO     And when I came back out, the key was gone. [11:12] MIRA     Hmm, maybe someone took it by mistake? [11:17] TERUKO     I was only gone for a minute or so.     Nobody came by here in that time. [11:21] TOMIHIRO     Have you seen my bicycle key anywhere? [11:23] SHOKICHI     Anyone know where the storeroom key is? [11:25] MIRA     Huh? [11:26] TAKUMI     Oh. [11:28] TAKUMI     My key to the drawer is gone! [11:31] NAOSUKE     What? Keys of all kinds have gone missing? [11:34] MIRA     Yeah. It might be the work of the Hubby spy. [11:38] TAKUMI     That squid-like thing? [11:40] NAOSUKE     Again, what are you doing here? [11:43] TAKUMI     If that rogue squid is after our keys,     maybe we should try luring it out. [11:48] MIRA     But how? [11:52] MIRA     Whoa, I finally found the key! [11:56] MIRA     Hooray! [11:58] MIRA     I can't believe it was here all along! [12:01] MIRA     It's very important,     so I should lock it in the safe! [12:08] MIRA     How was I? [12:09] TAKUMI     No sign of the squid. [12:11] NAOSUKE     It's a spy from Planet Hub, not a squid! [12:14] NAOSUKE     Will we really catch it with this tomfoolery? [12:17] TAKUMI     Well, "this tomfoolery" is what     brought Aoi-chan out of her room. [12:21] NAOSUKE     Hmm? [12:26] TAKUMI     What is Shokichi-san doing? [12:29] NAOSUKE     He's blocking the camera. [12:30] SHOKICHI     Landlady! [12:32] MIRA     Yes? [12:33] SHOKICHI     Do you have a moment? [12:35] MIRA     On my way! [12:37] MIRA     I'll be right back. [12:42] NAOSUKE     Hey! Try anything remotely funny,     and you're a dead man. [12:46] TAKUMI     Wha—I'm not going to! I was just... [12:50] NAOSUKE     Just? [12:51] TAKUMI     Just thinking this room looked     awfully simple for a Wido princess. [12:57] NAOSUKE     I agree. [12:59] NAOSUKE     There was no need for her     to live here in the first place. [13:02] NAOSUKE     Evicting the residents     and demolishing the building [13:05] NAOSUKE     would have made looking     for the key much easier. [13:09] TAKUMI     Hey! Spare a thought for how the     residents themselves would feel. [13:13] TAKUMI     A lot of them have nowhere else to go. [13:20] TAKUMI     What? [13:21] NAOSUKE     Nah. [13:22] TAKUMI     Out with it. [13:23] NAOSUKE     It's nothing. [13:24] TAKUMI     Ren-kun! You're right! Naosuke's no dog— [13:28] NAOSUKE     Okay, okay! Fine! [13:31] NAOSUKE     It's just, you said the same thing as Mira. [13:35] TAKUMI     Huh? [13:36] (Flashback) MIRA     We need to consider how the     residents themselves would feel. [13:40] (Flashback) MIRA     Astro Lodge is the only place     a lot of them can call home. [13:45] (Flashback) MIRA     I don't think we have the right     to ruin their lives here. [13:52] SHOKICHI     I wanted to close the shutters     because it seems a typhoon's on the way, [13:57] SHOKICHI     but they just wouldn't budge. [13:59] MIRA     I-I can fix this! [14:02] MIRA     Maybe something's stuck in there. [14:04] MIRA     Do you have a thin stick of some kind? [14:07] SHOKICHI     How about this? [14:10] NAOSUKE     What are they doing? [14:12] SHOKICHI     Oh, dear. The rain's coming in. [14:19] NAOSUKE     Is that... [14:21] TAKUMI     Mira-san! [14:30] TOMIHIRO     What's the matter? [14:33] MIRA     Oh, uh, don't worry about it! [14:38] SHOKICHI     Huh? What just happened? [14:44] NAOSUKE     Search the first floor. [14:45] TAKUMI     Roger. [15:03] MIRA     What's wrong? [15:11] TAKUMI     Hey, it was a squid! [15:13] NAOSUKE     No, a Planet Hub spy. [15:17] NAOSUKE     I forgot I brought this. [15:19] MIRA     What is that? [15:20] NAOSUKE     A device used to out spies back on Planet Wid. [15:24] NAOSUKE     They react to this light. [15:29] MIRA     We've lost power.     I'll go flip the breaker back on. [15:35] NAOSUKE     I'll find the spy. [15:37] NAOSUKE     In the meantime, you keep Mira safe. [15:40] NAOSUKE     Don't leave her alone for a second. [15:42] TAKUMI     Gotcha. [15:49] MIRA     Huh? [15:50] TAKUMI     Did that not work? [15:51] MIRA     It didn't... [15:52] TAKUMI     Maybe this whole area's facing a blackout. [16:02] TERUKO     Yummy! [16:05] MIRA     What are you doing? [16:10] TAKUMI     Hey! That's the green sea urchin     we got recently! [16:13] TAKUMI     Who said you could eat it?! [16:15] TERUKO     We're doing it a favor! [16:17] TAKUMI     Huh? [16:17] TERUKO     The power's out, right? [16:19] TERUKO     Everything in the fridge will spoil. [16:22] TERUKO     We're doing it the favor     of eating it before it does. [16:25] TOMIHIRO     We're fighting food wastage here! [16:28] SHOKICHI     Do you want some, Mira-chan? [16:30] MIRA     May I? That looks amazing. [16:32] TERUKO     There's only one thing to do on     stormy days, and that's to drink it up. [16:37] TAKUMI     I very much disagree. [16:41] TAKUMI     But if you're going to eat it anyway,     eat it in style. [16:47] MIRA     Wow, so pretty! [16:49] TAKUMI     Help yourselves. [16:50] ALL     Let's eat! [16:55] MIRA     Delicious! [16:58] AOI     That looks yummy. [17:00] TERUKO     Way to startle me. Can you     please not sneak in like a ninja? [17:04] AOI     May I have some too? [17:06] TAKUMI     Of course. [17:07] TOMIHIRO     Huh? Where'd Ren go? [17:10] TOMIHIRO     Hey, Ren! We've got sushi! Ren! [17:13] AOI     Thank you. [17:23] TERUKO     Say, how old are you, Aoi-chan? [17:27] TERUKO     Can you legally drink? How about you join us? [17:30] TAKUMI     Matsubara-san. [17:32] TAKUMI     Nowadays, it's considered problematic     to pressure younger people into drinking. [17:36] TERUKO     What? I'm the same age     as Aoi-chan! Terurunrun! [17:41] TAKUMI     Are you, now? [17:42] AOI     I can drink umeshu a little. [17:44] MIRA     Oh, we have some amazing umeshu. [17:48] MIRA     Let me go get it. [17:49] TAKUMI     Oh, I'll go with you. [17:53] MIRA     I would've been fine by myself. [17:55] TAKUMI     Naosuke asked me to keep     you safe from Hubbies. SIGN    May 1948 SIGN    May 1950 SIGN    June 1955 [18:12] MIRA     Did you panic, Miyasaka-san? [18:15] TAKUMI     Panic? [18:17] MIRA     I was told never to reveal our identities     because it would make Earthlings panic. [18:25] TAKUMI     Oh, right, that. [18:28] TAKUMI     It's true that it did freak me out at first. SIGN    May 1950 [18:32] TAKUMI     But before finding out you were a Wido,     I thought you were English. [18:38] TAKUMI     And I figured this was just one step further. [18:42] TAKUMI     Besides... [18:43] TAKUMI     You're an ordinary girl in my eyes. [18:47] MIRA     Ordinary? [18:49] TAKUMI     Yes, a perfectly ordinary girl. [18:51] TAKUMI     So I chose to believe in what I saw of you instead. [18:56] TAKUMI     I'll carry the umeshu. [18:58] TAKUMI     Ow! [19:00] MIRA     Are you okay? [19:01] TAKUMI     I-I'm fine... [19:10] MIRA     Are you okay? [19:11] TAKUMI     Y-Yeah... [19:18] MIRA     Are you okay? [19:20] TAKUMI     The wasabi... [19:28] TAKUMI     Huh? [19:29] TAKUMI     Maybe it's not Mira-san being targeted... [19:32] MIRA     Are you okay? [19:34] TAKUMI     Maybe it's me! [19:35] TERUKO     Terurun, Terurun, Terurunrun! [19:39] TERUKO     Drink up! [19:41] MIRA     What's up, Naosuke? [19:53] TAKUMI     Huh? [19:56] MIRA     Is Aoi-chan the spy?! [19:58] TOMIHIRO     What's this? Do you glow instead of     getting flushed when you drink, Aoi-chan? [20:03] TERUKO     Whoa, she really is! [20:09] AOI     A man like you, [20:11] AOI     who toys with people's hearts...     must not be left alive! [20:18] AOI     How do you not remember me?     How cruel can you be?! [20:21] TAKUMI     What do you mean, remember you? [20:22] AOI     Yeah, yeah, I know I'm     nothing but background noise! [20:26] AOI     Damn it all! [20:29] TERUKO     Wow, Aoi-chan's a master of the drunken fist! [20:34] MIRA     Are you okay, Aoi-chan? [20:36] AOI     I... hate you so much! [20:42] NAOSUKE     Mira! [20:44] NAOSUKE     She's been possessed by a Hubby! Suck it out! [20:47] NAOSUKE     Get to it! [21:28] MIRA     Are you okay?! [21:33] AOI     What was I... [21:36] NAOSUKE     Thankfully, Aoi-chan had no recollection     of the time she spent possessed, [21:42] NAOSUKE     and the other residents of Astro Note     were too drunk to remember. [21:51] NAOSUKE     The storm passed... [21:55] MIRA     Good morning. [21:57] TAKUMI     Good morning. [21:59] AOI     G... Good morning. [22:03] TAKUMI     M-Morning. [22:10] NAOSUKE     ...I hope. SIGN    Aoi, who blanked out after drinking, SIGN    apparently shared a kiss with Takumi... SIGN    Takumi finally remembers who she is. SIGN    What will become of Takumi and Aoi?! SIGN    What will become of Takumi and Aoi?! E9 - Episode 9 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] (Flashback) AOI     How do you not remember me?     How cruel can you be?! [00:14] MIRA     Good morning. [00:16] TAKUMI     Good morning. [00:19] AOI     G... Good morning. [00:22] TAKUMI     M-Morning. [00:24] (Flashback) AOI     I... hate you so much! SIGN    Astro Note [02:03] TERUKO     Mornin'. [02:06] TERUKO     Huh, Aoi-chan? Pretty unusual for you     to be eating breakfast here. [02:10] AOI     Can't I? [02:12] TERUKO     'Course you can. I'm just wondering     what brought this on. [02:17] TERUKO     Time to eat. [02:19] AOI     Nothing in particular. [02:33] TOMIHIRO     Explain this. [02:36] SHOKICHI     What is it? [02:37] TOMIHIRO     A notice for parents' visit day. [02:39] TOMIHIRO     Why didn't you tell me     about something so important? [02:41] REN     Because I don't want you to come, obviously. [02:45] TOMIHIRO     Why not? How awful! [02:46] REN     Who's the awful one here? [02:48] REN     Search your heart, and you'll find the reason! [02:54] REN     Everything you just thought of. All of it. [02:57] TOMIHIRO     You could tell what I was thinking? [03:01] REN     "What could it be? [03:03] REN     Is it because I went in a T-shirt     and sandals last time? [03:07] REN     Or is it because I was hungover     and threw up in the boys' bathroom? [03:10] REN     Or is it maybe because I started flirting     with his friend's mom? [03:13] REN     Or maybe..." [03:14] TOMIHIRO     Wow... You're amazing! [03:16] TOMIHIRO     You just read my mind. You must be a psychic! [03:20] TOMIHIRO     I'd better tell your teachers     to develop your special ability in class... [03:24] REN     Don't you dare show up! [03:28] NAOSUKE     What's wrong? [03:30] AOI     We kissed... [03:32] AOI     I think. [03:34] NAOSUKE     You think? [03:35] AOI     I was drunk, so I don't remember clearly. [03:41] NAOSUKE     So he's the kind of guy     who'd kiss a drunk girl? [03:44] NAOSUKE     Can't be too decent, if you ask me. [03:49] AOI     He treats everyone equally     with love and care. [03:53] AOI     So I want to believe that he's a decent guy. [03:57] NAOSUKE     Do you hate the landlady? [03:59] AOI     Huh? Why do you ask? [04:01] NAOSUKE     Oh, just curious. [04:03] AOI     I don't hate hate her. [04:05] AOI     But she eats everything     like it's the greatest meal ever. [04:09] AOI     I envy that. [04:13] MIRA     Bye. [04:14] SHOKICHI     Have a nice day. SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [04:20] SHOKICHI     I wonder what make that car is. [04:23] SHOKICHI     Rich people sure do live in style. [04:30] SHOIN     So the Hubby spy stole a dummy key? [04:34] MIRA     Yeah. So things should be fine now. [04:36] MIRA     You didn't have to come pick me up. [04:39] SHOIN     It's still not safe.     They'll know immediately that it's a fake. [04:42] MIRA     Really? How are they supposed to find out? [04:45] MIRA     I've never seen the actual one, either. [04:47] MIRA     If I were told it was the key,     I'd probably believe it. [04:52] MIRA     What a beautiful day.     Oh, I should've aired the futons. [04:56] MIRA     Did you know? Futons are really soft     and nice to sleep in after you've aired them. [05:01] SHOIN     Mira. [05:02] SHOIN     We have more important things     to take care of right now. [05:11] SHOIN     We need to find the key [05:13] SHOIN     and return to Planet Wid as soon as possible. [05:16] SHOIN     Bring up the entries on Astro Lodge. [05:18] ALEXA     Understood. [05:21] SHOIN     Let's review all the logs     we have on that building. [05:25] SHOIN     You start over there, Mira. [05:26] MIRA     Okay. [05:35] SHOIN     What is it? [05:35] MIRA     Leaves are starting to clog up the gutter.     I need to clean them up. [05:42] MIRA     Gosh, Room 3's window is wide open! [05:46] MIRA     Did I forget to close it     after cleaning last time? [05:49] MIRA     It'll be bad news if it rains. [05:51] MIRA     Let me go close it real quick. [05:52] SHOIN     Mira! [05:54] MIRA     Oh, right. I guess it won't rain today,     given how clear the skies were. [05:58] SHOIN     That's not the point. [05:59] SHOIN     Right now, you're barely acting     like Planet Wid's next queen. [06:03] SHOIN     The title of Astro Lodge's caretaker     suits you more. [06:06] MIRA     What? You really think so? [06:08] SHOIN     That wasn't a compliment. [06:10] SHOIN     What's gotten into you?     Do you not want to go home to Planet Wid? [06:14] SHOIN     You're our princess. [06:16] SHOIN     The Widi are eagerly waiting for you     to return with key in hand. [06:19] MIRA     I know that, but... [06:22] SHOIN     But? [06:23] MIRA     You know how we have so many rules     we have to abide by all our lives? [06:27] MIRA     I've been having my doubts     about them lately. [06:30] MIRA     I wonder if the established rules     are really right for us. [06:34] SHOIN     Mira. [06:35] SHOIN     Have you fallen in love? [06:36] MIRA     Huh? [06:38] MIRA     Where did that come from? [06:40] SHOIN     Just thinking you might've been     influenced by someone. [06:43] MIRA     Gosh, what are you saying? SIGN    For those who want a job right away! SIGN    Salary over 210,000 a month!! [06:53] [SONG] SIGN     Formal Employment No Overtime [06:53] [SONG] SIGN     Weekends and Holidays Off Potential Raises SIGN    Click for details! [06:55] NAOSUKE     That doesn't look too bad. [06:58] TAKUMI     Don't just waltz into my room! [07:00] NAOSUKE     Moving on from the unemployed life, eh? [07:01] TAKUMI     I am not unemployed! [07:03] NAOSUKE     What are you if not unemployed? [07:05] TAKUMI     Head chef at this historic Astro Lodge! [07:09] NAOSUKE     Phooey. [07:12] TAKUMI     What is it? [07:13] NAOSUKE     What is what? [07:15] TAKUMI     You came to talk to me     about something, right? [07:21] NAOSUKE     Do you really not remember Aoi-chan? [07:25] TAKUMI     Way to rub it in. [07:27] NAOSUKE     Do you or don't you? [07:31] TAKUMI     I don't. At all. [07:33] NAOSUKE     She's a nice girl,     don't you think? [07:35] NAOSUKE     You should respond to her feelings. [07:38] TAKUMI     What do you mean, her feelings? [07:39] NAOSUKE     Huh? [07:40] TAKUMI     What? [07:42] TAKUMI     Huh? What?! SIGN    35th Annual Battle of the Chefs Results Announced!     Miyasaka Takumi Becomes Youngest Ever to Win Grand Prize! [07:45] NAOSUKE     You're so dense. Take a look. [07:51] TAKUMI     Hmm? Is that... [07:54] TAKUMI     Aoi-chan? [07:57] MIRA     Coming. [08:02] MIRA     Ren-kun? [08:04] MIRA     You ran away? SIGN    Dear Parents and Guardians     Notice of Parents' Visiting Day [08:08] (Flashback) TOMIHIRO     As your father, I have every right     to attend parents' visiting day! [08:11] (Flashback) REN     Then I'll cut all ties with you! [08:15] REN     Now I have nowhere to go,     so I'll be hanging out here. [08:20] MIRA     B-But... [08:21] REN     Don't worry. You know what my pops is like. [08:26] REN     So I've learned to take care of myself. SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [08:45] TAKUMI     Huh? You're up early today, Wakabayashi-san. [08:48] TOMIHIRO     I wanted to see my boy. [08:50] TAKUMI     Huh? [08:51] TOMIHIRO     We're celebrating my dear son's      first time running away. [08:55] TOMIHIRO     Look this way, Ren. [08:57] TOMIHIRO     How's your first breakfast     since running away feel? [08:59] TOMIHIRO     Does it taste more grown-up? [09:03] REN     Thanks for the food. [09:04] TOMIHIRO     Hey, wait! [09:04] TOMIHIRO     Don't waste your food! Come on! [09:14] AOI     Good... morning. [09:16] TAKUMI     Huh? G-Good morning. [09:28] TERUKO     That makes ten. [09:30] TAKUMI     Matsubara-san? [09:31] TERUKO     That's the tenth sigh you've let out in a row. [09:34] TAKUMI     Huh? How long have you been following me? [09:36] TERUKO     Need a shoulder to cry on? [09:38] TERUKO     You're paying. SIGN    Pub [09:44] TERUKO     Beer tastes amazing after a hard day's work     when it's on somebody else's dime! [09:48] TAKUMI     Are you really younger than me? [09:51] TERUKO     So? What's bothering you? [09:54] TAKUMI     Keep this between us, [09:57] TAKUMI     but, uh... it seems Aoi-chan     has feelings for me. [10:03] TERUKO     And? [10:04] TAKUMI     "And"? [10:04] TERUKO     You were the only one who hadn't noticed. [10:08] TAKUMI     What's more, we worked     at the same hotel, apparently. [10:13] TERUKO     "Apparently"? You don't remember? [10:15] TAKUMI     I don't. [10:16] TERUKO     Yikes. You're a jerk. [10:18] TAKUMI     B-But we had so many staff. [10:21] TAKUMI     Of course I don't remember     each and every one. [10:26] TERUKO     "I'm such an asshole. [10:29] TERUKO     Not only did I forget all about Aoi-chan, [10:31] TERUKO     I accepted her invitation to the Insect     Festival, which she meant as a date invite, [10:34] TERUKO     led her on, and toyed with her feelings     like a total scumbag!" [10:39] TAKUMI     Please stop narrating for me! [10:42] TAKUMI     Also, "scumbag" is pushing it! [10:45] TAKUMI     What should I do? [10:47] TAKUMI     I don't know how to interact with Aoi-chan. [10:51] TAKUMI     What? [10:52] TERUKO     Beer tastes amazing when it's paired     with a side dish of schadenfreude. [10:56] TAKUMI     You're the jerk here. [10:59] TERUKO     Anyway, if you can't reciprocate her feelings, [11:03] TERUKO     your job is to make sure     that she can move on. [11:10] TERUKO     So chicks are into guys like you, huh? [11:12] TAKUMI     It's not like that. [11:15] TAKUMI     Don't you have someone you like? [11:17] TERUKO     I have zero interest     in dating and all that crap. [11:21] TERUKO     The time I spend as the idol Terurun     is what I live for! Terurun! [11:27] TAKUMI     Get me another beer from the tap! [11:33] TOMIHIRO     Pardon me. [11:35] TOMIHIRO     I know the room's messy,     but I only just got back from work. [11:39] MIRA     What? You work?! [11:41] TOMIHIRO     You don't have to act so surprised. [11:43] MIRA     Oh, sorry. [11:45] TOMIHIRO     I am technically unemployed, [11:47] TOMIHIRO     but I do day jobs     when I'm seriously low on cash. [11:51] TOMIHIRO     Let me make you some tea. [11:53] MIRA     Oh, don't mind me. [11:56] MIRA     U-Um, so, about Ren-kun... [11:59] TOMIHIRO     Sorry for the trouble we're causing you. [12:02] MIRA     It's no trouble! [12:05] TOMIHIRO     He can be a stubborn kid     who refuses to listen, [12:10] TOMIHIRO     but he'll grow bored of this     and come back eventually. [12:15] MIRA     O-Oh, but... [12:17] MIRA     Ren-kun seems to be really against     the idea of you visiting his school. [12:21] MIRA     Why not put his feelings first, just this time? [12:25] TOMIHIRO     I'm afraid I can't do that. [12:27] MIRA     Why not? [12:28] TOMIHIRO     I mean, I want to see where, how,     and with whom he's studying. [12:36] TOMIHIRO     But, well, I can't have him     getting bullied because of me, [12:40] TOMIHIRO     so I fully intend to behave this time around. [12:43] TOMIHIRO     I'll lay off the booze until the day is done. [12:46] MIRA     You? Lay off the booze? [12:48] TOMIHIRO     I'll make do with barley tea. [12:56] MIRA     Is that Ren-kun's mother? [12:58] TOMIHIRO     They look alike, right? [13:00] MIRA     They do, yes. [13:03] TOMIHIRO     And Ren and I look nothing alike. [13:06] TOMIHIRO     That's because we're not     actually related by blood. [13:09] MIRA     What? [13:10] TOMIHIRO     It's not really a big secret or anything. [13:13] TOMIHIRO     We were never married, so when she passed, [13:17] TOMIHIRO     there was talk of sending Ren to an orphanage. [13:21] TOMIHIRO     But a lawyer friend of Tasuke-san's     really helped us out, [13:26] TOMIHIRO     and so we got to live together as we do now. [13:29] TOMIHIRO     Whether we're blood-related or not     doesn't matter one bit to me, [13:35] TOMIHIRO     but society seems to think otherwise. [13:38] MIRA     I had no idea. [13:40] TOMIHIRO     Back then, I realized     beyond a shadow of a doubt [13:44] TOMIHIRO     that, of all the countless     living things on Earth, [13:47] TOMIHIRO     I love Ren most of all! [13:51] TOMIHIRO     And nobody can tell me otherwise. [13:54] TOMIHIRO     Mira-san, have you ever met     someone you love with all your heart? [13:58] TOMIHIRO     I can't say for sure, as I've basically     stumbled my way through life, [14:01] TOMIHIRO     but it's not every day you meet such a person. [14:04] TOMIHIRO     I love Ren. [14:06] TOMIHIRO     And love can change     your life in unexpected ways. [14:13] TOMIHIRO     Oh, but I guess I'm still     stumbling my way through life. [14:20] TOMIHIRO     I ended up talking about something     that's best discussed over a drink. [14:24] TOMIHIRO     Oh, look at the time. [14:25] TOMIHIRO     Have you had dinner yet? [14:27] MIRA     No, not yet. [14:29] TOMIHIRO     Ren needs to eat, too. [14:31] TOMIHIRO     You're taking care of him,     so let me buy you something. [14:35] MIRA     You can't. Aren't you seriously low on cash? [14:39] TOMIHIRO     Shall we go to war? [14:40] MIRA     "War"? [14:42] TOMIHIRO     I mean the supermarket's half-off meals. [14:44] MIRA     What the heck? [14:46] TOMIHIRO     Don't you know? [14:47] TOMIHIRO     In the deli aisle of the supermarket [14:49] TOMIHIRO     are warriors eagerly awaiting     the half-off discount stickers, [14:54] TOMIHIRO     and they go to war for the prizes they seek. [14:56] TOMIHIRO     In that way, the supermarket     becomes a war zone every single night. SIGN    3rd Grade Arithmetic [15:08] SHOKICHI     Took you a while. Find your eraser? [15:12] REN     Yeah. [15:17] SHOKICHI     Aoi-chan, are you good at arithmetic? [15:23] SHOKICHI     The text on this printout     is too small for me to read. [15:30] AOI     Oh, that part's wrong. [15:33] REN     Say... [15:35] REN     What's your father like? [15:38] AOI     Who knows? [15:39] REN     What do you mean? [15:40] AOI     Well, I grew up in an orphanage. [15:42] AOI     But from what I've heard,     he was quite the piece of trash. [15:46] AOI     Your father's nice, though. [15:48] REN     How? He's unemployed,     so he's trash all the same. [15:53] AOI     But the people around you can tell     that he showers you with love. [15:57] AOI     That's a very fortunate thing. [16:00] REN     Oh, Naosuke. [16:02] REN     Do you wanna know Naosuke's secret? [16:06] REN     Actually, Naosuke's... [16:09] AOI     Huh? Say what? [16:11] REN     It's true. I saw it with my own eyes. [16:19] TERUKO     Oh, hey, landlady! [16:22] MIRA     Welcome back. [16:23] TOMIHIRO     Wow, already drunk at this hour? I envy you. [16:28] TAKUMI     Where are you headed? [16:29] MIRA     To war. [16:30] TAKUMI     War? [16:31] TERUKO     Oh, the supermarket? [16:33] TOMIHIRO     We need to hurry, or those hyenas     will strip the place to the bones. [16:38] TAKUMI     Should I cook for you? [16:40] TAKUMI     We have some frozen pork,     so I could make stir-fry. [16:44] TOMIHIRO     Now, there's a proposition! Let's go home! [16:48] ALL     Let's eat! SIGN    Barley Tea [16:59] MIRA     Mm, delicious. SIGN    Today's Menu     - Fried Shrimp     - Miso Soup SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [18:00] TAKUMI     Aoi-chan, are you free? [18:02] TAKUMI     What say we go for a picnic? [18:09] TAKUMI     This place feels great. [18:11] TAKUMI     Why don't we take a seat over there? [18:13] AOI     Okay. [18:16] TAKUMI     The triangles have plum,     and the circles have salmon. [18:19] TAKUMI     Oh, are you okay with dried plum? [18:21] AOI     I love it. [18:22] TAKUMI     Y-You do? That's great. [18:27] TAKUMI     Here. [18:28] AOI     Thank you. [18:30] TAKUMI     Eat all you want. [18:31] AOI     I will, thank you. [18:52] TAKUMI     There's someone I like. [18:56] TAKUMI     I'm in love with Mira-san. [19:00] AOI     I know. [19:03] AOI     It's obvious. [19:09] TAKUMI     Oh. [19:19] TAKUMI     Miss Riceball? [19:21] TAKUMI     I remember now!     You're Miss Riceball, aren't you? [19:25] TAKUMI     We met on the rooftop that one time! [19:26] AOI     Yes. [19:28] TAKUMI     I'm sorry. [19:29] TAKUMI     I'm really, really sorry! [19:37] TAKUMI     Seeing you eat like it was the most delicious     thing ever brought back the memory. [19:41] AOI     Am I making it look that good? [19:44] TAKUMI     You always eat with so much gusto.     It makes the food look great. [19:48] TAKUMI     That massive rice ball back then     looked so good, too. [19:54] TAKUMI     Wait, what? I'm sorry! [19:58] AOI     It's not what you think. [20:01] AOI     I'm happy, this is delicious,     and I'm so happy... [20:07] AOI     It's happylicious! SIGN    Notice of Parents' Visit Day [20:17] REN     You can come, but please never hit     on my friends' mothers again. [20:21] TOMIHIRO     Ren! [20:23] REN     Cut it out, Pops! [20:27] AOI     He actually was a decent guy. [20:29] AOI     He stopped me before I could say anything     so that I wouldn't have to get rejected. [20:33] NAOSUKE     You're awful cheery     for someone with a broken heart. [20:36] AOI     I thought there was something I lacked. [20:39] AOI     But I just didn't know that I had it     all along, and he helped me realize that. [20:44] AOI     And now I feel like there might be other     things I've never noticed about myself. [20:49] AOI     It's changed the way I look at my life,     in a positive direction. [20:52] NAOSUKE     Huh. I don't get it,     but whatever makes you happy. [20:56] AOI     Maybe it's time for me to go out     and see the world beyond Astro Lodge. [21:01] AOI     I owe it to you for easing me back     into conversing with people. Thanks. [21:06] NAOSUKE     I haven't done a thing. [21:08] AOI     Oh, right. You know Naosuke, the dog? [21:12] NAOSUKE     Huh?! [21:12] AOI     You know, the landlady's pet. [21:15] NAOSUKE     Oh, right, yeah. I remember now. [21:18] AOI     Ren-kun told me that Naosuke wasn't a dog... [21:26] AOI     but actually a cat. [21:28] NAOSUKE     A cat?! [21:30] AOI     He says he saw him chasing a mouse around     like the cat in that famous cartoon. [21:36] NAOSUKE     Th-That's great! A cat, huh? [21:40] AOI     But he's clearly a dog. [21:44] AOI     I'm scared of dogs, so I don't     like Naosuke much either. [21:53] MIRA     Good morning. [21:55] TAKUMI     Good morning. [21:56] MIRA     Uh, Miyasaka-san? [21:58] MIRA     Do you have some time to talk later? [22:15] AOI     Octo-san? SIGN    As the day of Terurun's concert draws near, SIGN    Teruko has her doubts about continuing her idol activities. SIGN    The Hubbies send in another one of their agents. SIGN    But are they after Takumi and not Mira?! SIGN    But are they after Takumi and not Mira?! E10 - Episode 10 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:21] TERUKO     Morning! SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [00:22] MIRA     Good morning. [00:23] TERUKO     I'm beat. [00:25] MIRA     Why were you working out so early? [00:28] TERUKO     Building stamina for my upcoming concert. [00:31] TERUKO     Man, that took a toll on me.     I'm gonna be all sore tomorrow. [00:39] (Flashback) MIRA     Uh, Miyasaka-san? [00:41] (Flashback) MIRA     Do you have some time to talk later? [00:49] TERUKO     Whatcha wanna talk about? [00:51] MIRA     Give us a moment. [00:53] MIRA     Hurry up! Everyone's waiting! [00:57] MIRA     Let me introduce you to     Astro Lodge's newest resident: [01:02] MIRA     Shoin Ginger-san. [01:04] SHOIN     Hello. [01:05] TERUKO     Is he moving in with you? [01:08] MIRA     No, he's taking Room 8. [01:10] TOMIHIRO     Weren't you living nearby anyway? [01:14] TOMIHIRO     Why move in here now? [01:15] SHOIN     I figured it was a good way to experience     how locals live on this planet. [01:21] TOMIHIRO     "Planet"? [01:21] MIRA     He meant this town! [01:23] MIRA     Sheesh. Shoin can sometimes whiff     his phrasing, so don't pay it too much heed. [01:28] SHOIN     Anyway, I can't believe so many of you     are crammed inside this tiny building. [01:35] SHOIN     You're a servant here, if I remember right? [01:37] TAKUMI     I'm a chef! [01:39] SHOIN     I'm so excited. [01:40] SHOIN     I've always wanted to try out plebeian cuisine. [01:46] TERUKO     He's whiffing, all right. [01:47] TOMIHIRO     He's so off the mark,      I actually respect it. SIGN    Astro Note [03:23] AOI     U-Um... [03:25] SHOIN     And you are? [03:27] AOI     Octo-san? [03:29] SHOIN     Aoi-chan in Room 7, right? We finally meet. [03:32] AOI     Huh? [03:34] SHOIN     Mira's told me so much about you. [03:36] AOI     She has? [03:37] SHOIN     She said a lovely little lady was living here. [03:41] SHOIN     A-As neighbors, [03:42] SHOIN     let's get along! [03:47] NAOSUKE     Listen up! [03:48] NAOSUKE     Do not say anything unnecessary     to the residents here! [03:51] SHOIN     Check it out, Naosuke. [03:52] SHOIN     I place one thing in here, [03:54] SHOIN     and the room's already packed! [03:56] SHOIN     I can't fathom living in this tiny corner     of the vast expanse of the universe. [04:00] SHOIN     Earthlings are truly strange beings. [04:05] SHOIN     All right, time to search for the key. [04:07] NAOSUKE     There was no need for you to move in here. [04:10] SHOIN     There wouldn't have been—     if you were doing your job right. [04:13] NAOSUKE     Huh? [04:14] SHOIN     Protect Mira, find the key, and take her     back to Wid as soon as possible. [04:19] SHOIN     Is that not what you were supposed to do? [04:22] SHOIN     Instead, you've found no trace of the key, [04:25] SHOIN     and Mira's faced numerous     attacks from Hubby spies. [04:29] SHOIN     So now I have to step up and protect Mira. [04:32] SHOIN     The more time she spends on this planet,     the more pain and suffering Mira will face. [04:39] TAKUMI     Terurun has a concert coming up. [04:41] MIRA     Oh, Matsubara-san did mention that. [04:44] TAKUMI     Would you like to go together? [04:46] MIRA     Wow, I'd love to! [04:48] TAKUMI     I'll get us the tickets, then. [04:50] MIRA     Please do, thanks. [04:52] TAKUMI     Also, the concert's at night. [04:56] TAKUMI     Do you want to leave a little early     and eat something nice on the way? [05:00] MIRA     Something nice? [05:02] MIRA     What is it? [05:03] TAKUMI     Oh, uh, I haven't decided yet. [05:06] TAKUMI     Do you have anything in mind?     Like, anywhere you want to go? [05:11] MIRA     Hmm... [05:13] MIRA     Oh, the aquarium! [05:15] TAKUMI     Huh? [05:16] MIRA     I heard the aquarium     had loads of tasty-looking fish. [05:18] TAKUMI     You can't eat the fish in an aquarium. [05:22] MIRA     Aww. [05:23] TAKUMI     Have you never been to one? [05:26] MIRA     Nope. [05:28] MIRA     I've always wanted to, though. [05:30] TAKUMI     Then let's go to the aquarium     before the concert. [05:34] MIRA     Sure! [05:36] TAKUMI     Okay, it's a plan. [05:37] MIRA     I'm looking forward to it. [05:40] TAKUMI     See you. [05:41] MIRA     Bye. [05:44] TAKUMI     Yes, yes, yes! [05:47] TAKUMI     Let's go! [05:48] TOMIHIRO     You're really happy about your date, huh? [05:51] TOMIHIRO     It makes sense. [05:53] TOMIHIRO     Now that Shoin-san's moved in, [05:55] TOMIHIRO     you would obviously panic,     given he's got you beat in every way. [06:00] TAKUMI     I-I'm not panicking— [06:03] TOMIHIRO     Relax. I'm on your side. [06:07] TOMIHIRO     I want to watch a down-on-his-luck brokie [06:09] TOMIHIRO     miraculously beat out a man with money,     looks, power, and everything nice! [06:16] TAKUMI     "Miraculously"? SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [06:30] ALL     Let's eat. [06:32] MIRA     Shoin, this here is natto. [06:35] MIRA     You mix it up well, like this, [06:39] MIRA     place it atop the rice, [06:41] MIRA     and eat! [06:47] MIRA     Delicious! [06:56] SHOIN     So this is natto. [06:58] SHOIN     If I were facing starvation in outer space, [07:00] SHOIN     I could wolf down bowls     and bowls of this stuff. [07:02] MIRA     Right? [07:05] SHOIN     What's this? [07:05] MIRA     Salmon! You know... [07:07] MIRA     Its soft meat is of course delicious,     but what I like most... [07:12] MIRA     has to be the skin! [07:15] MIRA     Mm! This is bliss! [07:26] SHOIN     Mmm. [07:27] SHOIN     Splendid! [07:29] MIRA     Everything Miyasaka-san cooks     for breakfast is delicious. [07:33] TAKUMI     You flatter me. [07:34] SHOIN     Really? I'm impressed that you can     make such tasty fare! [07:43] TAKUMI     Heh. There's one way I've got him beat. [07:53] MIRA     What's all this? [07:54] SHOIN     I prepared this because I heard the residents     were throwing me a "welcoming party." [08:00] REN     You cooked? [08:01] SHOIN     Of course not. I bought it all. [08:04] TERUKO     Huh? Joel Kabuchon? [08:07] TERUKO     Isn't that that classy     three-star French restaurant? [08:09] SHOIN     It was very cheap. [08:11] REN     What's this? [08:12] TERUKO     Whoa! It's caviar! [08:14] SHOIN     Very cheap. [08:15] TOMIHIRO     What's more, [08:17] TOMIHIRO     there's even champagne! [08:18] SHOIN     Very, very cheap. [08:23] SHOKICHI     Now, Shoin-san. SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life [08:25] SHOKICHI     Welcome to Astro Lodge! Cheers! [08:29] ALL     Cheers! [08:32] TAKUMI     Cooking is a form of love. [08:34] TAKUMI     It's not about how much you pay for good food. [08:42] TAKUMI     It's divine! [08:44] TERUKO     Your opponent's deep pockets     are certainly cause for concern. [08:49] MIRA     Mm! Delicious! [08:51] SHOIN     It's a different kind of delicious     than Miyasaka-san's breakfasts. [08:54] TOMIHIRO     Well, yeah, a famous chef's French cuisine     is obviously going to be a cut above. [08:59] TOMIHIRO     But don't worry. [09:00] TOMIHIRO     I'm sure you'll make it someday,     even if you're nobody now. [09:04] TAKUMI     Excuse me for being a no-name loser. [09:06] TERUKO     Oh! [09:08] MIRA     What's the matter? SIGN    Nanase Harumi AKA Nanamiy Married?!     "The two of us will strive     to live happily ever after." [09:10] REN     Nanamiy got married?! [09:13] SHOIN     "Nanamiy"? [09:14] SHOKICHI     A former Japanese idol. [09:17] TAKUMI     To a tech CEO?! [09:19] TAKUMI     Damn it! Not you too, Nanamiy! [09:23] TAKUMI     Bullshit! [09:23] MIRA     As in poop? [09:25] TOMIHIRO     Excuse him. He's currently burning with     a desire to eat the rich and poop them out. [09:33] TOMIHIRO     Huh? Nanamiy's thirty-six? [09:36] TOMIHIRO     She doesn't look it.     That's an ex-idol for you, I guess. SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life [09:49] MIRA     Good night. [09:51] AOI     Um... [09:53] AOI     About Room 8's... [09:55] MIRA     Shoin? [09:56] AOI     Oh, no. The occupant before him. [09:59] MIRA     Before? [10:00] MIRA     There was nobody there before Shoin. [10:02] AOI     Huh? [10:04] MIRA     Is something the matter? [10:06] AOI     No. [10:13] TAKUMI     Good morning. SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [10:15] MIRA     Good morning. [10:17] MIRA     What's for breakfast today? [10:19] TAKUMI     Today... [10:20] MIRA     Oh, wait! [10:21] MIRA     On second thought, don't tell me. [10:23] TAKUMI     Huh? [10:24] MIRA     I want to be surprised. [10:27] TAKUMI     Look forward to it, then. [10:30] TERUKO     Mornin'! SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [10:37] MIRA     Matsubara-san! [10:37] TAKUMI     Matsubara-san?! [10:39] TAKUMI     What's wrong?! [10:40] TERUKO     B-Bam... boo... [10:43] MIRA     Matsubara-san! [10:43] TAKUMI     Matsubara-san! [10:50] TERUKO     A bamboo stalk shot up from underground! [10:53] SHOKICHI     I've lived here for decades, and I've     never heard of that happening before. [10:58] TERUKO     It's true! Right? [11:00] TAKUMI     Oh, er, I didn't really see it clearly. [11:03] SHOKICHI     Either way, [11:05] SHOKICHI     you can't perform with that injury. [11:08] TERUKO     I can too. This is nothing. [11:10] TERUKO     Ow! [11:11] SHOKICHI     See? [11:16] SHOIN     No doubt about it. [11:18] SHOIN     It's a Hubby spy. [11:20] NAOSUKE     It attacked from underground? [11:22] SHOIN     They must know the key's buried somewhere. [11:25] NAOSUKE     Damn it! [11:26] SHOIN     They're probably digging for it as we speak. [11:32] MIRA     I'm really sorry about your injury. [11:35] TERUKO     Why are you apologizing? [11:37] MIRA     It's my fault. I should've done better. [11:41] TERUKO     There's no way you could've predicted     bamboo shooting out of the ground. [11:47] TERUKO     All done. [11:49] TERUKO     Well? Isn't it cute? [11:51] TERUKO     I'm gonna debut this outfit     at the upcoming show. [11:54] MIRA     You're going to perform with that injury? [11:56] TERUKO     'Course I am! I'll be fine     as long as I'm careful. [12:00] TERUKO     Gah, my shoulders are all stiff. [12:04] TERUKO     Could you massage them for me? [12:08] TERUKO     Say... [12:09] TERUKO     Why did you become caretaker here? [12:12] MIRA     Huh? Uh, it just happened, I guess? [12:15] TERUKO     As a kid, what'd you wanna grow up to be? [12:18] MIRA     Hmm... I never thought about it. [12:21] TERUKO     Seriously? You didn't have any dreams     or aspirations at all? [12:26] MIRA     Nope. [12:27] TERUKO     Oh, a little more to the right. [12:30] TERUKO     Yeah, right there. [12:33] TERUKO     I... [12:35] TERUKO     Why did I have to fall in love with idols? [12:39] TERUKO     If I'd chosen a profession     that rewards hard work, [12:41] TERUKO     I would've had a much easier life. [12:44] MIRA     Are you having a hard time now? [12:47] TERUKO     I entered this business     at the same time as Nanamiy. [12:50] MIRA     Nanamiy? The one who got married? [12:53] TERUKO     We both took the same audition this one time. [12:58] TERUKO     And she was the one who took home     the Judges' Choice Award back then. [13:04] TERUKO     If they'd picked me instead... [13:09] TERUKO     maybe I would've been the one     who got married to a tech CEO. [13:13] MIRA     Well, that's bullshit. [13:20] TERUKO     Yeah, it's BS, all right. [13:40] SHOIN     It's not safe. You should wait inside. [13:43] MIRA     I'm fine. [13:43] SHOIN     No, you're not. [13:45] SHOIN     If something happened to you... [13:47] TAKUMI     I'm back. [13:50] MIRA     Miyasaka-san. [13:51] TAKUMI     Yes? [13:55] MIRA     I was looking forward to the aquarium, [13:58] MIRA     but I don't think I can enjoy it     right now. I'm sorry. [14:02] TAKUMI     I totally understand, [14:04] TAKUMI     given the circumstances. [14:06] TAKUMI     Oh, but you will go to the concert, right? [14:08] MIRA     Of course. [14:09] TAKUMI     Then let's go together. [14:12] MIRA     Sure. [14:17] SHOIN     Morning! [14:18] TAKUMI     Good morning. You're up early. [14:21] SHOIN     What are you making today? [14:23] TAKUMI     Omeletes. [14:25] SHOIN     Would you teach me? [14:28] SHOIN     How to make omeletes. [14:33] TAKUMI     First, crack open the eggs into a bowl. [14:35] SHOIN     "Bowl"? [14:37] TAKUMI     This is a bowl. [14:40] SHOIN     Huh. [14:41] SHOIN     So you're called a bowl, huh? [15:04] TAKUMI     D-Damn, he's good! [15:09] MIRA     Delicious! [15:10] SHOKICHI     I would've never realized Shoin-san     made this if I wasn't told. [15:14] REN     I love it! Make this tomorrow, too! [15:18] TAKUMI     He's got cooking chops as well?! [15:20] SHOIN     Mira, this instrument is very handy. [15:22] SHOIN     Look. You can even grab hot bread with it. [15:27] SHOIN     Isn't it great? [15:29] SHOIN     What's it called again, Master? [15:31] TAKUMI     Those are tongs. [15:32] SHOIN     Right, tongs! [15:34] SHOIN     These are called tongs, Mira. [15:36] MIRA     "Master"? [15:37] SHOIN     I'm training under him starting today. [15:39] TAKUMI     The cleanup is part of the     cooking process, disciple of mine. [15:43] SHOIN     Yes, sir! [15:45] MIRA     Is he being a bother, Miyasaka-san? [15:48] TAKUMI     Nah. He's got a knack for it. [15:51] MIRA     I wonder what's gotten into him.     Why learn how to cook all of a sudden? [15:56] TAKUMI     He said it's for when you go back to Wid. [15:58] MIRA     Huh? [15:59] (Flashback) SHOIN     I want to cook the food Mira loves     when we're back on Planet Wid. [16:04] TAKUMI     And I want you to continue to eat good food,     even when you're back home. [16:09] MIRA     Oh, is that so? [16:12] MIRA     Does Miyasaka-san want me     to go back to Planet Wid? [16:16] MIRA     Of course he does. [16:18] MIRA     As long as I'm around, we're under     constant attack from Hubby spies. [16:23] MIRA     What made you want to be a chef? [16:27] TAKUMI     Hmm... I just liked to cook. [16:30] MIRA     Oh? [16:32] TAKUMI     People always look so happy     when they eat good food. [16:37] (Flashback) MIRA     Mm! Delicious! [16:40] TAKUMI     I love seeing that look on their faces. [16:43] TAKUMI     It makes me feel happy too. [16:45] MIRA     "Happy," huh? [16:47] TAKUMI     Is Mira-san really gonna     go back to Planet Wid? [16:52] TAKUMI     Of course she'd want to go back home. [16:55] TAKUMI     What do you love, Mira-san? [16:57] MIRA     Huh? [16:58] MIRA     What I love... [17:01] TAKUMI     Oh, hey! [17:03] TAKUMI     A lucky cat! [17:04] MIRA     What? [17:05] TAKUMI     Look over there. [17:07] TAKUMI     I love cats. [17:09] TAKUMI     And I call the ones I run into     by chance "lucky cats." [17:14] MIRA     Right... [17:16] TAKUMI     It yawned. [17:18] TAKUMI     Today's a great day! [17:20] TAKUMI     I'm so happy! [17:23] MIRA     True. SIGN    Green Room [17:31] TERUKO     Before I know it, I'm surrounded     by girls way younger than me. [17:35] TERUKO     I have no money and no fans. [17:38] TERUKO     How long am I gonna keep this up? [17:42] TERUKO     People around me have made it big,     bought apartments, [17:45] TERUKO     gotten married, had kids, [17:47] TERUKO     and are living great lives... [17:50] TERUKO     What am I even doing here? [17:54] TERUKO     Followed by... [17:56] TERUKO     Pure, pure lovely righty hook! [17:59] TERUKO     Pure, pure lovely righty hook! [18:02] TERUKO     A maiden's heart is complicated,     don't you know? [18:06] TERUKO     One, two! [18:07] TERUKO     Pure, pure lovely righty hook! [18:08] CROWD     Righty hook! [18:09] TERUKO     Pure, pure lovely righty hook! [18:10] CROWD     Righty hook! [18:12] TERUKO     Take my feelings head on. [18:17] TERUKO     How long am I gonna keep this up? [18:21] TERUKO     What am I even doing here? SIGN    Nanase Harumi AKA Nanamiy Married?!     "The two of us will strive     to live happily ever after." [18:27] FANS     Terurun! [18:31] FANS     Whoo! [18:37] FANS     Terurun! [18:38] FANS     Terurun! [18:39] FANS     I love you! [18:40] FANS     You're my everything! [18:42] TERUKO     You guys... [18:44] TERUKO     Thanks for everything until now. [18:46] FANS     Huh? Terurun? [18:47] FANS     Terurun? [18:52] TERUKO     Starting now... [18:57] TERUKO     I'm gonna be a bigger, better     Terurun for you all forever! [19:00] TERUKO     Terurun! [19:03] TERUKO     These days, shining brighter than ever, [19:08] TERUKO     are an unforgettable page     in the chapter of you and I. [19:09] FAN     Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! [19:18] FAN     Terurun! [19:23] TERUKO     "Huh?" turns to "Yeah!" once again, [19:25] TERUKO     Can you blame me? [19:26] TERUKO     we wave goodbye to each other again, [19:27] TERUKO     I'm happiest when I'm performing as an idol. [19:29] TERUKO     and today leads to tomorrow, [19:31] TERUKO     bringing memories anew. [19:34] TERUKO     Our hands come together packed with dreams [19:35] TERUKO     It doesn't matter what anyone thinks of me. [19:39] TERUKO     and take us wherever we want to go. [19:42] TERUKO     Because I... [19:44] TERUKO     It begins now, [19:46] TERUKO     the story leading to our future. [19:49] TERUKO     I love being an idol! SIGN    rurun! [19:56] TAKUMI     Matsubara-san rocked it. [20:00] TAKUMI     Totally unlike how she     usually is in Astro Lodge. [20:03] TAKUMI     Oh, my lucky cat's gone. Shucks. [20:08] MIRA     Miyasaka-san. [20:09] TAKUMI     Yes? [20:10] MIRA     I— [20:10] OBACHAN     My! [20:11] OBACHAN     If it isn't Mira-chan! [20:12] TAKUMI     Ugh! It's an unlucky old bat! [20:14] OBACHAN     What are you two doing together? [20:17] OBACHAN     Where did you go? [20:19] MIRA     We're on the way back from an idol concert. [20:20] OBACHAN     Idol? Who? [20:22] MIRA     Terurun, the ultimate idol. [20:25] OBACHAN     Aw, too bad! Never heard of her! [20:27] OBACHAN     In my eyes, the ultimate idols     are the New Big Three. [20:30] OBACHAN     Have you heard of the New Big Three? [20:33] OBACHAN     You know, with the "Go-go-go!" [20:34] MIRA     Can't say I have. SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [20:37] SHOIN     What's on the menu today, Master? [20:39] TAKUMI     Today, we have... [20:40] MIRA     Good morning. [20:42] SHOIN     What's with the apron, Mira? [20:45] MIRA     I thought I could learn how to cook too. [20:48] SHOIN     You're the future queen of Wid. [20:51] SHOIN     You don't have to cook. [20:52] MIRA     I want to be able to cook for myself. [20:57] MIRA     Please, Miyasaka-san? [20:59] TAKUMI     No problem. [21:00] MIRA     I'll do my best! [21:02] TAKUMI     W-Well... [21:04] TAKUMI     Nobody's good at everything. [21:07] MIRA     I want to be able to make food     that's edible, at least. [21:17] TAKUMI     Mira-san. [21:18] TAKUMI     Can I talk to you about something? [21:21] MIRA     Yeah, sure. [21:24] TAKUMI     Hmm? [21:34] TAKUMI     Wh-What was that? [21:36] MIRA     Are you all okay? [21:42] MIRA     That Hubby spy earlier... [21:44] MIRA     Wasn't it clearly attacking     Miyasaka-san and not me? [21:48] NAOSUKE     Must've been a coincidence. [21:49] NAOSUKE     It can't be... [21:50] MIRA     Huh? [21:52] MIRA     Is that... [21:53] MIRA     Wait a second! SIGN    A     S     U     N     A     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [21:55] MIRA     This is an old picture of Astro Lodge, right? [21:57] MIRA     The sign still says "Asunaro." [22:00] NAOSUKE     Yeah. [22:01] MIRA     Something seems different. [22:03] SHOIN     Run a comparison with the current Astro Lodge. [22:06] NAOSUKE     The yard's smaller now?! [22:09] SHOIN     A road widening? [22:11] SHOIN     So Astro Lodge used to cover     all this area in the past! [22:18] MIRA     Look! SIGN    The gang finally finds the key to Planet Wid's throne. SIGN    It also means Mira will be going back home... SIGN    What will become of Takumi and Mira's romance? SIGN    Meanwhile, a Planet Hub fleet makes its move... E11 - Episode 11 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] MIRA     Is that... [00:02] MIRA     Wait a second! [00:03] MIRA     This is an old picture of Astro Lodge, right? SIGN    A     S     U     N     A     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [00:06] MIRA     The sign still says "Asunaro." [00:08] NAOSUKE     Yeah. [00:10] MIRA     Something seems different. [00:11] SHOIN     Run a comparison with the current Astro Lodge. [00:15] NAOSUKE     The yard's smaller now?! [00:18] SHOIN     A road widening? [00:19] SHOIN     So Astro Lodge used to cover     all this area in the past! [00:26] MIRA     Look! SIGN    Astro Note [01:58] SHOKICHI     Hmm... The road was already     widened by the time I moved here. [02:04] MIRA     Is that so? [02:06] SHOKICHI     I feel like I've seen it somewhere, though. [02:09] SHOIN     Where? [02:10] SHOKICHI     Where was it? SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [02:14] SHOIN     If this thing in the photo     really is the key, it's pretty big. [02:19] NAOSUKE     If it was in the yard,     it'd be impossible to miss. [02:22] TAKUMI     Did you find the key? [02:24] MIRA     Have you seen anything that looks like this? [02:27] TAKUMI     Hmm, can't say I have. [02:29] NAOSUKE     What's with the sign? SIGN    Beware of Bamboo [02:31] TAKUMI     I made it. [02:33] SHOIN     "Beware of Bamboo"? SIGN    Beware of Bamboo          A sharp bamboo stalk may     shoot up out of nowhere. [02:35] TAKUMI     That Hubby spy may attack again. [02:39] TAKUMI     We don't want delivery workers and the like     to get hurt, so we need a warning. [02:44] NAOSUKE     Are you stupid? [02:46] NAOSUKE     Putting up a sign isn't going to help. [02:49] TAKUMI     It's better than nothing. [02:51] NAOSUKE     No, it's not! People will think     this place is inhabited by morons. [02:54] TAKUMI     Hmph! SIGN    Beware of Bamboo [02:57] TAKUMI     I'll put it here. SIGN    Beware of Bamboo [03:03] TAKUMI     Naosuke, hold it down for me. [03:05] NAOSUKE     Nope. We're busy searching for the key. [03:09] MIRA     Say, that mailbox... [03:11] TAKUMI     Huh? [03:14] MIRA     What? [03:15] ALL     What?! [03:17] MIRA     Is that... the key? [03:19] NAOSUKE     Has to be! [03:28] TAKUMI     It's the bamboo! [03:35] MIRA     Miyasaka-san! [03:41] SHOIN     Are you all right? [03:42] MIRA     Yeah. [03:44] MIRA     This is it... [03:47] MIRA     The key! [03:50] SHOIN     We found it at last! [03:51] NAOSUKE     Heck yeah! [03:52] TAKUMI     Huh? [03:53] TAKUMI     Does this mean... [03:55] SHOIN     You did it, Mira! [03:56] MIRA     Yeah! [03:57] SHOIN     Congrats! [03:59] MIRA     I wasn't here for long, SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life [04:01] MIRA     but thank you for everything. [04:05] TERUKO     You're quitting? [04:07] MIRA     I'm afraid so. I, uh, have     to return to my homeland. [04:11] TOMIHIRO     But this is too sudden! [04:14] SHOIN     Everyone's waiting for her return. [04:16] TERUKO     Huh? Are you leaving too, Shoin-san? [04:19] SHOIN     I came here to take Mira home to begin with. [04:23] SHOKICHI     Who's this "everyone"? [04:25] SHOIN     Mira is Wid— [04:26] MIRA     I have to take over my family's work! [04:28] MIRA     Everyone's waiting for me     to come home and do just that. [04:32] TOMIHIRO     Your family's work?     Like a business or something? [04:35] MIRA     Something like that, yes. [04:36] REN     No! Don't go! [04:38] REN     Stay here forever, Miss Landlady! [04:41] MIRA     I'm so sorry, Ren-kun. [04:43] SHOKICHI     When are you leaving? [04:46] MIRA     In a week's time. [04:48] SHOKICHI     That really is too sudden. [04:51] MIRA     I'll be sure to make arrangements     so that you can continue to live here, [04:56] MIRA     so rest assured. [05:03] NAOSUKE     That should do it. [05:05] MIRA     We could've kept it in my room. [05:07] NAOSUKE     It wouldn't be safe. [05:09] NAOSUKE     Who knows when the Hubbies might attack again? [05:11] SHOIN     Then we should return to Planet Wid right now. [05:16] SHOIN     We did find the key and all. [05:18] MIRA     I already scheduled gutter     repairs for this week. [05:22] MIRA     And we need to fix up     all the holes we dug in the yard. [05:26] SHOIN     So you say. [05:27] NAOSUKE     Humor her for a bit. [05:29] NAOSUKE     This one week will be the last time     Mira is free to do as she pleases. [05:39] RADIO     We can never go back to those times. [05:47] RADIO     My faint hopes... [05:57] TAKUMI     It's a plum. [05:59] MIRA     A plum, huh? [06:04] TAKUMI     It's grown quite a few of them. [06:07] TAKUMI     I know! Why don't we make umeshu? [06:17] MIRA     Like this? [06:18] TAKUMI     Hey, nicely done. [06:23] MIRA     When will it be ready to drink? [06:25] TAKUMI     As early as this winter, [06:28] TAKUMI     but it'll gain more flavor     the longer you let it rest. [06:31] MIRA     Like the umeshu in storage? [06:34] TAKUMI     That's right. [06:35] MIRA     I wonder if Mother and Tasuke-san     made umeshu just like this. [06:45] MIRA     Wow, it's so pretty. [06:47] TAKUMI     Now you just store it somewhere     away from sunlight, and that's it. [06:50] MIRA     I can't wait. [06:52] TAKUMI     What will you do? [06:54] MIRA     Huh? [06:55] TAKUMI     Do you want to take it with you to Planet Wid? [06:57] MIRA     Oh. [06:59] MIRA     Maybe I will. [07:01] TAKUMI     In that case, I'll wrap it up     so it doesn't break. [07:04] MIRA     Thank you. [07:06] TAKUMI     I think I had some bubble wrap lying around. [07:10] MIRA     That reminds me... [07:11] MIRA     Didn't you want to talk to me about something? [07:14] TAKUMI     Oh, uh, well... [07:18] TAKUMI     Do you want to go to the aquarium? [07:21] TAKUMI     You know, we made plans to before Terurun's     concert, but we never actually ended up going. [07:26] MIRA     That sounds great. Let's go. [07:28] TAKUMI     Really? [07:29] MIRA     Yeah. [07:30] TAKUMI     All right! When do you want to go? [07:33] MIRA     On the last day. [07:34] TAKUMI     Huh? [07:36] MIRA     Let's go on my last day here. [07:42] WORKER     I'm with Yamada Works! [07:44] MIRA     Oh, they're here to fix the gutters. [07:49] MIRA     Please check around there. [07:51] WORKER     Got it. [07:52] TOMIHIRO     Miyasaka-san. [07:53] TAKUMI     Whoa, you scared me! [07:55] TOMIHIRO     Do you have a moment? [07:56] TAKUMI     What? [08:02] TAKUMI     Huh? What's with the gathering? [08:05] SHOKICHI     We're thinking of throwing     a surprise farewell party [08:08] SHOKICHI     for Mira-san and, though he hasn't     been here long, Shoin-san of Room 8. [08:13] TOMIHIRO     Mira-san has done a lot for us, after all. [08:17] TERUKO     I nearly wanted to murder her when she     first moved in and made breakfast, though. [08:22] SHOKICHI     We could've easily been evicted from     Astro Lodge after Tasuke-san passed. [08:28] SHOKICHI     It's because Mira-san took over as     caretaker that we still get to live here. [08:35] AOI     Ren-kun suggested throwing the surprise party. [08:39] REN     I hate that she's going away, [08:41] REN     but I want her to leave happy. [08:45] TOMIHIRO     You've grown up to have such a kind heart! [08:48] TOMIHIRO     Daddy's proud of you! [08:49] REN     Stop it! You're so annoying! [08:51] SHOKICHI     So, yeah. We'd like you to     take part too, Miyasaka-kun. [08:55] TAKUMI     Of course I will. [08:57] TERUKO     Great. Got any ideas? [08:59] TERUKO     You'll be cooking, I assume. [09:01] TAKUMI     You betcha. [09:02] REN     How about a present? [09:04] SHOKICHI     Good idea. [09:05] REN     Let's all give her a thousand     folded paper cranes! [09:07] TOMIHIRO     Ren, if you're ever asked to fold     paper cranes for someone, [09:12] TOMIHIRO     turn them down saying it was     your father's dying wish. [09:16] TOMIHIRO     Folded cranes are the number one     thing nobody wants as a gift. [09:19] REN     You got a better idea, then? [09:22] SHOKICHI     The one thing we all lack is money. [09:26] TERUKO     Maybe we should pick     some wildflowers for her. [09:32] REN     I know! We could do that thing     where we all sing and dance! [09:34] TERUKO     A flash mob? Does anyone actually like those? [09:38] TERUKO     If I had one sprung on me,     I'd curse the person who planned it. [09:42] AOI     I would run far away. [09:45] TOMIHIRO     You're grown adults!     Quit pooh-poohing a kid's ideas! [09:50] TAKUMI     You did the same thing. [09:52] REN     But when it was our teacher's birthday, [09:55] REN     we all sang her favorite song and danced,     and she seemed so happy about it. [10:02] TOMIHIRO     Oh, you're such a good kid! [10:04] REN     Stop that! [10:05] TAKUMI     Mira-san loves Terurun, [10:07] TAKUMI     so we could all perform a Terurun song     for her as a gift. That'd work. [10:11] REN     Really? [10:12] TERUKO     For one, it'd be indoors. [10:14] TERUKO     And Mira-san's a sweet girl,     so she might actually enjoy that. [10:17] TOMIHIRO     Won't cost a penny, either. [10:19] SHOKICHI     Yeah. Okay, let's all practice, then. [10:22] SHOKICHI     What do you say, Aoi-chan? [10:24] AOI     Yeah. [10:24] REN     Yay! [10:26] TAKUMI     Okay. Let's plan a surprise     farewell party for her last night here. [10:30] TAKUMI     I'll prep the food during breakfast. [10:34] TAKUMI     She and I will be going     to the aquarium that day, [10:37] TAKUMI     so if I could ask you all to handle     the decorations while we're out... [10:42] TAKUMI     Huh? [10:42] TERUKO     The aquarium, eh? [10:44] SHOKICHI     Oho? [10:45] REN     I wanna go too! [10:46] TOMIHIRO     Drop it, Ren. Don't be     the third wheel on their date. [10:48] TAKUMI     Uh, er... [10:58] TOMIHIRO     Coast clear. [11:06] TAKUMI     Aoi-chan. [11:08] TAKUMI     Hey, so, uh... [11:10] TAKUMI     If you're not a fan of this stuff,     you don't have to force yourself. [11:14] AOI     I'll be fine. [11:17] NAOSUKE     What do you mean, "this stuff"? [11:19] TAKUMI     Huh? What are you talking about? [11:22] NAOSUKE     What are you plotting? [11:28] AOI     Were you talking to someone just now? [11:31] TAKUMI     Huh? No, I wasn't. [11:34] AOI     But... [11:35] TAKUMI     What's the matter? [11:36] AOI     It's nothing. SIGN    Shimotakaido SIGN    A     S     T     R     O          L     O     D     G     E [12:09] TAKUMI     Mira-san, is there anything you want to eat? [12:12] MIRA     Roast chicken. Bream rice.     Borscht. Pressed sushi. [12:16] MIRA     Lasagna. Paella. Cheese fondue.     Xiaolongbao. Dumpling soup. [12:20] TAKUMI     Dumpling soup? [12:21] MIRA     There's so much food I've never tried. [12:25] MIRA     I wish I could've. SIGN    Wi-Fi Available     Breakfast Included     Rooms Available          -Management SIGN    Beware of Bamboo          A sharp bamboo stalk may     shoot up out of nowhere.     Please watch your step. [12:30] REN     I'm back! [12:31] SHOKICHI     Hey, Ren. Want to practice the dance? [12:34] REN     Yeah, once I'm done with homework. [12:36] SHOKICHI     I'll be waiting in my room. [12:44] REN     Yikes, I brought Haruto-kun's notebook home. SIGN    Japanese SIGN    Sangen Haruto [12:49] REN     Whoops! [12:50] HARUTO     Hello! Is Ren-kun home... [12:58] HARUTO     Here! [13:06] RJ     Now for our next fan letter. [13:08] RJ     This is from "Octo-san in Room 8." [13:12] RJ     "Miss Riceball, you're a wonderful person. [13:14] RJ     Have more faith in yourself     and find your own happiness in life. [13:18] RJ     I request this song that     Miss Riceball so dearly loves." [13:22] RADIO     We can never go back to... [13:42] TAKUMI     This is great. [13:43] MIRA     Really?! [13:44] TAKUMI     The miso mackerel is a bit strong in flavor, [13:46] TAKUMI     but the meat is soft, and the rice     and miso soup are delicious. [13:51] MIRA     Time to eat. [13:58] TAKUMI     Honestly, I never expected you to get so good. [14:02] TAKUMI     I can't believe you're the same person     who couldn't even cook rice a while ago. [14:06] TAKUMI     Man, you were such a disaster. [14:09] TAKUMI     I can't blame Matsubara-san     for wanting to murder you... [14:14] TAKUMI     Oh, but look how good your cooking is now!     That's so impressive! [14:21] MIRA     You've got it wrong. [14:23] MIRA     Now I'll be fine, even back on Planet Wid. [14:32] MIRA     It's great. [14:34] MIRA     Thank you, Miyasaka-san. [14:37] MIRA     But I want you to cook     my last breakfast here tomorrow. [14:41] MIRA     I can't wait to see it. [14:45] SHOKICHI     Good morning. [14:47] MIRA     Good morning. [14:49] MIRA     Shokichi-san, I cooked breakfast for us today. [14:52] SHOKICHI     What? [14:53] SHOKICHI     Get the digestive pills! [14:55] MIRA     Gosh, you meanie! [15:00] TAKUMI     I'll text you when we get on the train home. [15:02] TAKUMI     Can you take the meat out of the fridge [15:04] TAKUMI     and heat up the oven to     200 degrees Celsius when I do? [15:07] TOMIHIRO     Roger. [15:09] TAKUMI     I'll also text you when we get to the station,     so switch the rice cooker on then. [15:13] TOMIHIRO     Got it. Switch the microwave on, right? [15:16] TAKUMI     The rice cooker! [15:18] TAKUMI     Are you gonna be okay? I'm worried. [15:20] TOMIHIRO     Are you gonna be okay? I'm worried. [15:23] TAKUMI     What do you mean? [15:24] TOMIHIRO     You have a date today, right? [15:26] TOMIHIRO     Please don't tell me you're going like that. [15:29] TOMIHIRO     Don't you think you should dress up a little? [15:38] SHOIN     What are you doing? [15:40] MIRA     Packing for the move. [15:41] MIRA     On Earth, people put stuff in     cardboard boxes when they move. [15:46] SHOIN     I've never seen you dressed like that. [15:48] MIRA     What? Really? [15:50] MIRA     I'm always wearing this apron, though. [15:51] SHOIN     I mean the dress. [15:53] MIRA     Oh, this? [15:54] MIRA     Do you like it? I bought it to take back     as a souvenir from Earth. [15:58] MIRA     You'll take this back with you, right? [16:00] SHOIN     I don't think so. [16:02] SHOIN     There's nothing left for me     to take back home from Earth. [16:13] MIRA     Huh? Isn't this... [16:15] MIRA     Why do you have this, Shoin? [16:17] SHOIN     I'm taking Mira back with me.     Get rid of Astro Lodge for me. [16:21] AI     Understood. [16:26] NAOSUKE     Hey, do you know where Mira is? [16:28] TAKUMI     We're supposed to meet up here. [16:31] NAOSUKE     Is she in her room? [16:33] NAOSUKE     Just so you know, you'll have hell to pay     if you so much as touch Mira. [16:41] TAKUMI     Maybe we should take umbrellas. [16:48] TAKUMI     Oh, do you need help? [16:49] SHOIN     Don't touch it! [16:53] SHOIN     Forgive me. This is quite important to me. [16:57] SHOIN     It wasn't for long,     but it was fun knowing you. [16:59] TAKUMI     Are you leaving now? [17:00] SHOIN     Something came up. [17:02] TAKUMI     Oh, uh... [17:04] TAKUMI     We were actually planning     a farewell party for you tonight. [17:07] SHOIN     That's too bad. [17:09] SHOIN     Apologize to the others for me. [17:15] TAKUMI     Is that Mira-san's... [17:18] TAKUMI     Hey! [17:19] TAKUMI     Mira-san! SIGN    Beware of Bamboo          A sharp bamboo stalk may     shoot up out of nowhere.     Please watch your step. [17:23] TAKUMI     Mira-san! [17:38] SHOIN     Mira, come home with me. [17:40] SHOIN     Mira! [17:48] SHOIN     Why, you! Know your place, mere human! [17:51] SHOIN     You'll pay! [17:53] SHOIN     Owwie! [17:55] SHOIN     Take this, and this! [18:04] TAKUMI     So it was all an act? [18:07] TAKUMI     What are you planning to do with Mira-san? [18:11] TAKUMI     Can you really... [18:13] TAKUMI     protect Mira-san?! SIGN    Beware of Bamboo          A sharp bamboo stalk may     shoot up out of nowhere.     Please watch your step. [18:20] TAKUMI     Mira-san! [18:22] TAKUMI     I swear to protect you. So please! [18:25] TAKUMI     Don't go back to Planet Wid! [18:29] TAKUMI     I love you, Mira-san! [18:32] MIRA     I love you too, Miyasaka-san! [18:46] SHOIN     Y-Your Imperial Excellency! [18:57] TOMIHIRO     What the? [18:58] AOI     Huh? [18:59] SHOKICHI     What's... [19:00] TERUKO     ...going on? [19:01] TAKUMI     Is it reacting to our love? [19:04] MIRA     What? [19:08] MIRA     A keyhole?! [19:09] TAKUMI     Is it telling us to put the key in? [19:12] MIRA     But how do we get up there? [19:14] TAKUMI     A ladder! [19:16] NAOSUKE     Hold it. Something's not right. [19:20] NAOSUKE     What? [19:22] NAOSUKE     This alert sound... [19:23] NAOSUKE     I see! How did I not notice?! [19:28] TAKUMI     Hup. [19:30] TAKUMI     Okay, come with me, Mira-san. [19:33] MIRA     Okay. [19:41] TAKUMI     Put the key in. [19:42] MIRA     Yeah! [19:44] TAKUMI     Let's do this! It's our first task as a couple! [19:48] BOTH     There! [19:50] TAKUMI     We did it. [20:02] TERUKO     What the heck? [20:10] NAOSUKE     You okay, Aoi-chan? [20:13] AOI     Octo-san? [20:22] TAKUMI     Where are we? [20:24] TAKUMI     Mira-san? [20:25] MIRA     This is definitely a Planet Wid starship. [20:28] MIRA     But what's it doing here? [20:30] NAOSUKE     Mira. [20:31] NAOSUKE     Bad news. A Hubby fleet is approaching Earth. [20:34] MIRA     What? But how do you know that? [20:37] NAOSUKE     The system's alerting us of an enemy attack. [20:40] MIRA     The system? What system? [20:43] TERUKO     Naosuke? [20:44] SHOKICHI     The dog's talking! [20:46] NAOSUKE     Astro Lodge... [20:47] NAOSUKE     This building is the very spaceship     Queen Adara used to travel to Earth. [20:52] MIRA     What?! [20:52] NAOSUKE     It was so well camouflaged, I never realized. [20:55] MIRA     Is this the Imperial Guardian, then?! [20:58] TAKUMI     Wait, what? I'm not understanding     a word you're saying! [21:41] TAKUMI     What? What the hell is going on?! [21:47] MIRA     Hubbies... [21:55] EMPEROR     I am Planet Hub's emperor, Le Ost Veight. [21:59] EMPEROR     My fleet has Earth surrounded. [22:02] EMPEROR     At long last, I have achieved my goal! [22:06] TAKUMI     What goal?! SIGN    Astro Lodge was the spaceship Adara left behind all along! SIGN    It transforms into a giant robot and takes off to outer space! SIGN    What does the emperor of Hub plan to achieve by attacking Earth? SIGN    Fight, Astrobot! Protect Earth's peace! E12 - Episode 12 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Astro Note [00:19] TAKUMI     What is your goal, Hubby? [00:23] EMPEROR     Now that the key is found, I have it all. [00:26] EMPEROR     Planet Wid's future queen, Mira Gotokuji. [00:31] EMPEROR     My fleet will now commence     an all-out attack on Earth. [00:35] EMPEROR     If you want to prevent that... [00:39] EMPEROR     you must agree to wed! [00:40] TAKUMI     Wed? Wed who? [00:43] EMPEROR     Me. [00:44] EMPEROR     You must marry me! [00:48] EMPEROR     I have obtained both the key and my bride! [00:51] EMPEROR     I've been waiting for this ever since     I heard the princess was looking for the key. [00:56] EMPEROR     Now Planet Wid is mine! [00:56] TAKUMI     Do you know him? [00:58] MIRA     I've never met him before. [00:58] EMPEROR     And I have always dreamed of marrying a Wido! [01:00] TAKUMI     He's nuts. [01:04] EMPEROR     Let me hear your answer, Mira Gotokuji! [01:07] MIRA     I must refuse. [01:09] EMPEROR     The key? [01:10] MIRA     I'm not handing it over! [01:11] EMPEROR     And marriage... [01:12] MIRA     Why would I ever marry you?! [01:19] TAKUMI     What the heck was that? [01:21] NAOSUKE     Bad news, Mira. [01:23] NAOSUKE     The Hubby fleet in orbit     has begun its descent. [01:26] MIRA     What?! [01:27] NAOSUKE     This is an old model, but it's the same type     of unit as the Imperial Guardian. [01:31] NAOSUKE     You can pilot it, right? [01:33] MIRA     I've only ever done it in simulators before. [01:35] NAOSUKE     Good enough. [01:37] MIRA     Roger. [01:37] NAOSUKE     Miyasaka Takumi. Join Mira and fight. [01:40] TAKUMI     Huh? [01:40] MIRA     Igniting the main engine. [01:42] MIRA     Activating the ship's gravity control system. [01:44] MIRA     All hands, prepare for impact. [01:48] NAOSUKE     I wish you luck. [01:49] MIRA     Here we go, Miyasaka-san. [01:51] TAKUMI     Go where? [01:52] MIRA     We'll fight off the Hubby fleet. [01:55] MIRA     Astro Lodge, take off! [02:04] KUJIRA     What the hell is that?! [02:19] EMPEROR     My hands are tied!     Now I really have to destroy Earth! [02:25] EMPEROR     What's that? [02:28] EMPEROR     Guh! Fire, fire! [02:31] MIRA     Ready intercepting fire. [02:32] TAKUMI     Huh? What do I do? [02:33] MIRA     Stay calm. On my signal... [02:36] MIRA     Fire! [02:49] TAKUMI     We're surrounded. [03:04] TAKUMI     They got us. [03:09] EMPEROR     I'll give you one last chance. [03:13] EMPEROR     Hand over the key and marry me. [03:17] SHOIN     Hold it right there! [03:19] TAKUMI     Wh-What the? [03:21] MIRA     Shoin? [03:21] TAKUMI     The love hotel was a spaceship, too?!     It didn't even transform! [03:26] SHOIN     I'll save you now, Mira! [03:30] EMPEROR     What? [03:32] SHOIN     This isn't what we agreed on, Your Excellency. [03:35] SHOIN     You said that once you got the key     and took over Planet Wid, [03:39] SHOIN     you would have Mira marry me! [03:44] EMPEROR     The next queen of Planet Wid, [03:46] EMPEROR     marrying a Hubby spy like you,     who's all looks and nothing else? [03:50] EMPEROR     The people would never allow it! [03:52] SHOIN     You tricked me?! [03:53] MIRA     What's the meaning of this, Shoin? [03:55] SHOIN     I care for you more than anyone else.     Please come back to Planet Wid with me! [04:00] EMPEROR     Marry me, and you'll want for nothing! [04:04] EMPEROR     And I promise to bring peace     and prosperity to the planet of Wid. [04:08] EMPEROR     You won't have to do any administrative work. [04:11] EMPEROR     You'll live a wonderful life,     doing as you please with your time. [04:14] MIRA     You can't have the key,     and you certainly can't have me! [04:17] EMPEROR     Think about it... [04:18] MIRA     Too clingy! [04:18] EMPEROR     Eek! [04:19] MIRA     My heart already belongs to another! [04:25] TAKUMI     I love you with all my heart, too! [04:32] TAKUMI     Mira-san... [04:33] MIRA     Miyasaka-san... [04:34] SHOIN     Nooo! [04:36] SHOIN     Why him?! [04:38] SHOIN     I've loved you for ever and ever and ever! [04:44] EMPEROR     Quiet, you! [04:53] TERUKO     Yikes, the love hotel just did a big bang. [04:56] SHOKICHI     So Mira-san wasn't really English. [05:00] SHOKICHI     Her being an alien kind of     makes more sense to me. [05:04] TOMIHIRO     They're currently fighting Hubbies, was it? [05:07] TERUKO     Seems so. [05:08] TOMIHIRO     Given that they're firing missiles at us,     I don't think we can be friends. [05:12] TERUKO     Me neither. [05:13] NAOSUKE     You two! Keep it down! [05:15] TERUKOTOMIHIRO     Yes, sir. [05:17] TERUKO     Personally, the talking dog's     the real star of the show here. [05:21] AOI     Octo-san... [05:24] TOMIHIRO     Hey! SIGN    Wakabayashi Tomihiro SIGN    Mobile SIGN    Swipe up to answer [05:31] TAKUMI     Wakabayashi-san? [05:33] TAKUMI     What's the matter? [05:36] TAKUMI     Is this really the time? Do whatever you want! [05:41] MIRA     What did Wakabayashi-san say? [05:43] MIRA     That was him, right? [05:44] TAKUMI     Oh, we'd planned a farewell party     for you tonight. [05:48] MIRA     A farewell... [05:49] TAKUMI     I'd prepped a meal for it, and he asked     if they could cook and eat it all. [05:54] TAKUMI     Just how free-spirited can they be? [05:59] TERUKO     Never thought I'd get to drink beer in space. [06:03] SHOKICHI     Glad I lived to see the day! [06:05] TOMIHIRO     I heated up the dumpling soup. [06:08] NAOSUKE     You guys... SIGN    Unemployed Chef SIGN    Mobile [06:13] TOMIHIRO     Hello? [06:14] TAKUMI     Please leave some dumpling soup and bream rice! [06:24] MIRA     I am Mira Gotokuji, next in line     for the Planet Wid throne. [06:28] MIRA     Return to your homeland alive     or be reduced to space dust. [06:33] MIRA     Make your choice. [06:34] EMPEROR     Damn it! Why? [06:36] EMPEROR     First Adara, now you. Why won't you marry me? [06:41] MIRA     Mother? [06:42] EMPEROR     I courted Adara first. [06:45] EMPEROR     But she... [06:48] (Flashback) EMPEROR     Why, Adara? [06:50] (Flashback) EMPEROR     Marry me, and Planet Wid will know peace. [06:52] (Flashback) EMPEROR     You'll want for nothing and be able to do     as you please for the rest of your life. [06:56] (Flashback) ADARA     Yeah, well, I still don't like it! [07:00] (Flashback) EMPEROR     Adara! [07:02] (Flashback) ADARA     You're too clingy! [07:09] TAKUMI     I can't believe you'd propose to     her daughter after all that! [07:13] EMPEROR     I simply wish to wed a Wido. [07:16] MIRA     Why a Wido, though? [07:18] EMPEROR     Isn't it obvious? [07:20] EMPEROR     I want to have a bunch of     beautiful, talented kids. [07:24] EMPEROR     It's not too late. [07:26] EMPEROR     Marry me and have my sons! [07:52] TAKUMI     Huh? [07:56] TAKUMI     Was it all a dream? [08:00] TAKUMI     Good morning. [08:02] MIRA     Good morning. [08:05] TAKUMI     Uh, I had a weird dream. [08:09] TAKUMI     Astro Lodge turned into a robot     to fight off enemies. [08:13] MIRA     We won. [08:14] TAKUMI     Huh? [08:15] MIRA     It wasn't a dream. [08:16] MIRA     Astro Lodge is the robot my mother used [08:20] MIRA     to come to Earth in order to     escape a political marriage. [08:25] TAKUMI     Let's eat. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Today's Menu     - Bream Rice     - Dumpling Soup SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life [08:28] MIRA     The dumpling soup is so good. [08:34] TAKUMI     Mira-san... [08:36] TAKUMI     Are you gonna go back to Planet Wid? [08:39] MIRA     Kusaya. [08:41] MIRA     Rice cracker soup. Turnip sushi. Shimotsukare. [08:45] MIRA     Echizen soba. Sata andagi.     Eel on rice. Hokkaido hotpot. [08:49] MIRA     Pufferfish sashimi. Borscht. Chkmeruli. [08:52] MIRA     Nata de coco. Fukuya's     curry nanban. And then... [08:56] MIRA     Ichigen Chinese's ramen and half-fried rice! [09:00] MIRA     And so many other foods I would love to try. [09:05] TAKUMI     You mean... [09:07] MIRA     I'm not going anywhere. [09:11] TAKUMI     Aw, heck yeah! [09:14] NAOSUKE     Mira! [09:15] NAOSUKE     What's the meaning of this? [09:16] TOMIHIRO     Calm down, Naosuke! [09:18] MIRA     You all! [09:19] REN     Miss Landlady! [09:19] REN     You're not moving? You're staying here? [09:22] MIRA     Yep. [09:23] REN     Hooray! [09:25] NAOSUKE     Did you forget who you are? [09:27] NAOSUKE     You are Planet Wid's... [09:28] MIRA     ...next in line for the throne. [09:30] MIRA     And you are tasked with     guarding me for my entire life. [09:34] MIRA     But today, I release you from your duty. [09:38] NAOSUKE     Wha?! [09:39] MIRA     And I... [09:42] MIRA     give up my right to the throne     as of this very moment. [09:44] NAOSUKE     No! This isn't right! [09:46] MIRA     Why not? [09:48] NAOSUKE     Nobody's going to accept this! [09:50] MIRA     Are the roles decided for us     at birth truly the right ones? [09:55] MIRA     Must they be upheld? [09:58] MIRA     When I was back on Planet Wid,     I didn't have anything I loved. [10:03] MIRA     I never even tried to find anything     I could fall in love with. SIGN    Breakfast Is the Foundation of Life [10:06] MIRA     But I've found many such things here. [10:10] MIRA     And I'm sure I'll come     to love them even more. [10:17] MIRA     If I chose to go back there now,     I could never live with myself. [10:23] MIRA     I'm going to choose to live a life     that makes me happy. [10:26] MIRA     And I want you to live your life     freely as you please. [10:34] NAOSUKE     Yeesh. We should never have come to Earth. [10:38] NAOSUKE     Giving up your right to Wid's throne [10:40] NAOSUKE     to live as caretaker of a lodge on     a tiny planet in a little corner of space? [10:44] NAOSUKE     Her Majesty will cry. [10:45] MIRA     You think? I actually believe     Mother would understand. [10:49] NAOSUKE     You may be right there. [10:51] NAOSUKE     Knowing her, she might even     envy your newfound freedom. [10:58] TOMIHIRO     So, you're all going to     stay here as usual, right? [11:01] NAOSUKE     Nah, I'm leaving. [11:04] NAOSUKE     We don't want any other enemy planets     invading, so I'll take the key back to Wid. [11:09] NAOSUKE     That's the life I'm choosing for myself.     Is that all right with you? [11:14] MIRA     Yeah. [11:15] MIRA     Thanks, Naosuke. [11:17] TERUKO     Shucks. Just when I thought I could     make a killing off of a talking dog. [11:21] NAOSUKE     I am not a dog! [11:25] REN     I'm off! [11:26] TOMIHIRO     Whoa, whoa! Wait a second. [11:28] REN     What? [11:29] TOMIHIRO     You're going dressed like that? [11:30] REN     Yeah. [11:31] TOMIHIRO     You might want to reconsider. [11:32] REN     There are no rules that say     boys can't wear skirts. [11:36] REN     You heard what the landlady said. [11:37] REN     The things decided for us at birth     might not always be right. [11:41] TOMIHIRO     But still... [11:42] REN     Besides, Haruto-kun's     already seen me like this. [11:46] REN     I don't wanna lie to him about it. [11:49] REN     I like dressing this way. [11:52] REN     I'm gonna live the way I like, too. [11:55] TOMIHIRO     Ren. [11:57] REN     We went into outer space, you know? [11:58] REN     Going to school in a skirt     is nothing compared to that. [12:11] AOI     The thought never even crossed my mind     that the Octo-san I knew was a dog. [12:16] NAOSUKE     I'm not, though. [12:18] AOI     You requested that song     on the radio, right, Octo— [12:21] AOI     I mean, it was you, right, Naosuke-san? [12:24] NAOSUKE     Oh, uh... Yeah. [12:26] AOI     It made me really happy! [12:29] NAOSUKE     Good. [12:30] AOI     Hey, I found a job. [12:33] NAOSUKE     What? Really?! [12:34] AOI     Yeah. There's this one lawyer     who has helped me out over the years. SIGN    Nishi-Taishido Law Offices [12:39] AOI     I'm going to be working at their law agency. [12:43] AOI     I'll only be starting off as a temp worker,     but I want to give it a shot. [12:47] NAOSUKE     Yeah? That's great. [12:50] NAOSUKE     You know, I've been more worried about     leaving you behind on Earth than Mira. [12:57] NAOSUKE     Mira's a strong girl. I trust her     to find her way through life. [13:02] NAOSUKE     But you're, like, the weakest being on Earth. [13:05] NAOSUKE     I wasn't sure you could live by yourself. [13:13] NAOSUKE     Uh, what I meant was... I don't want you     to go through any more pain and suffering! [13:17] NAOSUKE     I wasn't trying to     put you down... [13:19] AOI     It makes me so happy to know     there's someone who cares about me. [13:24] AOI     Thank you. [13:29] AOI     It hurt when I had my heart broken,     but I'm over it now. [13:33] AOI     If anything... [13:35] AOI     I was sadder when you disappeared     all of a sudden, Octo-san. [13:40] AOI     Wait, no, I mean Naosuke-san— [13:41] NAOSUKE     I'm fine with Octo. [13:43] NAOSUKE     Know that I'll always be thinking of you     on the other end of the universe. [13:54] TAKUMI     Before this, I worked as head chef     at Astro Lodge, mainly making breakfast, [13:58] TAKUMI     but also cooking for special occasions. [14:01] INTERVIEWER     "Astro Lodge"? [14:03] TAKUMI     Yeah. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Miyasaka Takumi     Birthday: 7/15/1997     Gender: Male     Schooling:     Mar 2016 - Graduated Ooimachi High School, Tokyo     Apr 2016 - Enrolled in Technical School for Cooking, Tokyo     Mar 2018 - Graduated Technical School for Cooking, Tokyo     Work Experience:     Apr 2018 - Joined the Park Grand Hotel as Kitchen Staff     Sep 2022 - Left the Park Grand Hotel      due to corporate restructuring     Apr 2022 - Took over as head chef at Astro Lodge [14:04] TAKUMI     A share house with breakfast included,     a shared bath and toilet, [14:06] TAKUMI     a 50,000 yen rent, a caretaker on premises,     and Wi-Fi available! [14:11] TAKUMI     I'm still making breakfast there, [14:14] TAKUMI     so I would like to apply     for the lunch shift here. [14:20] ALL     Cheers! SIGN    Goodbye, Naosuke SIGN    Goodbye, Naosuke [14:23] TAKUMI     Oh, is it done? [14:25] REN     Are you really leaving? [14:27] TERUKO     You're gonna miss taking him on walks, huh? [14:30] NAOSUKE     I'm not a dog, you know. [14:32] TOMIHIRO     What are you, then? [14:33] MIRA     Naosuke's a Wido. [14:34] TOMIHIRO     Aren't you a Wido too? [14:37] NAOSUKE     Widi come in different types,     just like Earthlings. [14:41] TERUKO     Earth doesn't have any talking dogs, though. [14:43] NAOSUKE     Again, I am not a dog! [14:46] MIRA     What's wrong? [14:47] TAKUMI     The roast beef is gone! [14:50] TERUKO     A case of missing roast beef?! [14:51] TOMIHIRO     Aoi-chan? [14:52] AOI     Not me. I didn't take it. [14:58] REN     So much for not being a dog. [15:12] MIRA     Shoin?! [15:15] NAOSUKE     What do you think you're doing here? [15:17] NAOSUKE     Come to sell us out again? [15:20] SHOIN     I had nowhere else to go... [15:22] TAKUMI     You have nowhere to live after     your love hotel blew up in space? [15:27] TERUKO     Why not take him back to Planet Wid with you? [15:30] NAOSUKE     Huh? [15:31] SHOIN     I can't go back to Wid. [15:33] SHOIN     I'm a Hubby spy, and I put     our next queen in danger. [15:38] SHOIN     I'm a traitor. Trash that's better off dead. [15:41] NAOSUKE     I'm glad you understand. [15:42] TERUKO     What's with them? [15:44] SHOIN     They're agents from Planet Hub. [15:47] SHOIN     We were all here on Earth, far away from home. [15:51] SHOIN     As we were teammates working toward     the same goal, I grew attached to them. [16:06] TAKUMI     Eat up. [16:08] TAKUMI     It's my job as Astro Lodge's head chef     to feed the hungry. [16:16] SHOIN     Thank you. [16:21] SHOIN     It's so good. [16:24] TAKUMI     There's more. [16:27] MIRA     Shoin, Room 8's still available.     Do you want to live here? [16:30] TAKUMI     What?! [16:31] NAOSUKE     Mira, he's a traitor! [16:34] MIRA     I'm sure Tasuke-san wouldn't abandon     someone who had nowhere to go. [16:38] MIRA     As the second-gen caretaker of Astro Lodge,     I want to carry on his spirit. [16:44] MIRA     Of course, I would need     the residents' approval. [16:47] REN     Sure! [16:48] TOMIHIRO     Sounds kinda fun. [16:50] TERUKO     Don't see why not. [16:51] AOI     I think Tasuke-san would do the same, too. [16:56] TERUKO     He looks totally against it. [16:58] MIRA     Miyasaka-san? [17:04] TAKUMI     You'd better not get     within one meter of Mira-san. [17:10] SHOIN     Master! [17:11] SHOIN     I'm Shoin Ginger, your apprentice! [17:12] TAKUMI     Slow down with the apprentice stuff. [17:13] SHOIN     I may not be a shoo-in like my name     suggests, but please teach me! [17:15] MIRA     Yamashita-san? [17:17] SHOIN     I'll turn over a new leaf! [17:18] TOMIHIRO     How long are you going to mope? [17:20] TOMIHIRO     We're getting some even more     amusing residents than Naosuke. [17:23] TERUKO     Of course you're okay with it, right? [17:26] TOMIHIRO     Yamashita-san? [17:36] TERUKO     No way... [17:39] TOMIHIRO     Y-Y-Yama... [17:41] SHOKICHI     I've decided! [17:43] SHOKICHI     I'm going to move out of Astro Lodge! [17:47] ALL     Huh? [17:48] SHOKICHI     Please, take me to Planet Wid with you! [17:52] ALL     What?! [17:53] SHOKICHI     Take me to Planet Wid! [17:57] MIRA     Time flows at a different pace there. [18:00] MIRA     If you decide to come back to Earth     after all, you may not return to this time. [18:05] SHOKICHI     There's a story I've left unfinished for years. [18:08] SHOKICHI     I want to finish it while I'm still alive! [18:10] TAKUMI     Oh, yeah, you're a novelist. [18:13] MIRA     What kind of story is it? [18:15] SHOKICHI     The story of a man going into outer space     to find the woman he loves. [18:21] SHOKICHI     I need to see Planet Wid with my own eyes!     Please, I beg of you! [18:25] MIRA     What do you say, Naosuke? [18:28] NAOSUKE     Send word to Her Majesty that I'll be     bringing back an Earthling instead of Mira. [18:33] SHOKICHI     Really?! [18:34] NAOSUKE     Just so you know, on Planet Wid... [18:36] SHOKICHI     Yay! A trip to space! [18:39] NAOSUKE     ...you can't walk me like a dog! SIGN    Goodbye, Naosuke SIGN    And Shokichi-san! SIGN    Welcome, Shoin and Weird Critters [18:42] MIRA     Dear Mother, [18:45] MIRA     We have finally found the key. [18:48] MIRA     Before coming to Earth, [18:49] MIRA     you told me never to tell Earthlings     that we came from Planet Wid. [18:55] MIRA     But, even after finding out I'm a Wido, [18:58] MIRA     the people here haven't     treated me any differently. [19:01] MIRA     I've realized that the things     I thought were set in stone [19:05] MIRA     may not always be necessary to uphold. [19:09] MIRA     I want to use my own keys     to open the doors to my world. [19:16] MIRA     I've decided to live my life in Astro Lodge     with the people I love. [19:22] TAKUMI     I'm off. [19:24] MIRA     Have a nice day. [19:26] MIRA     P.S. The man Naosuke's bringing to Wid,     Yamashita Shokichi-san, [19:30] MIRA     is an old friend of Tasuke-san's     who was with him in his final moments. [19:35] MIRA     I ask you to welcome him as a state guest     and provide him the best hospitality. [19:40] SHOKICHI     Tasuke-san. [19:42] SHOKICHI     I'm going to Planet Wid to see     what you always wanted to. [19:48] SHOKICHI     My story will finally begin. [20:00] MIRA     Naosuke. [20:01] SHOKICHI     I'll put our stuff in first. [20:03] TAKUMI     Let me put in the umeshu. [20:05] MIRA     I said I didn't have anything     I loved when I was back on Wid, [20:13] MIRA     but that was a lie.     I've always loved you, Naosuke. [20:18] MIRA     Thank you so much. [20:23] NAOSUKE     Be well. [20:28] NAOSUKE     See you someday. [20:30] AOI     U-Um... [20:33] AOI     Here. [20:34] NAOSUKE     You sure? [20:35] AOI     Yeah. [20:43] NAOSUKE     I-I can't breathe. [20:45] AOI     Oh, sorry. [20:48] NAOSUKE     Thanks. [20:50] NAOSUKE     I'll cherish it. [20:59] REN     Bye-bye! [21:07] NAOSUKE     Are you sure about this? [21:08] SHOKICHI     Mankind mustn't repeat the folly     of sending a dog alone into space. [21:14] NAOSUKE     Huh? What the heck? [21:17] RJ     All right, all right. [21:18] NAOSUKE     Oh, it works. [21:19] RJ     We've got lots of fan mail again tonight. [21:20] SHOKICHI     Hmm... I feel like I'm forgetting something... [21:21] RJ     Thanks, guys! We appreciate it! [21:24] RJ     This one is from "Aoi-san in Room 7." [21:28] RJ     "Octo-san, you are my dear first friend. [21:33] RJ     Please know that I'll always be thinking     of you in the center of my universe. [21:38] RJ     This song is for you." [21:40] SHOKICHI     Oh, right! The surprise! [21:44] MIRA     Everyone left before us. [21:46] TAKUMI     Why were they in such a hurry? [21:51] MIRA     Do you— [21:51] TAKUMI     Tuesday— [21:52] MIRA     Huh? [21:53] TAKUMI     You first. [21:55] MIRA     Oh, I just wanted to ask if you     wanted to go to the aquarium. [22:00] MIRA     I mean, we still haven't managed to go. [22:02] TAKUMI     Actually, I was just about to ask if you     wanted to go on Tuesday, my day off. [22:09] MIRA     Yay. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    At last, Planet Wid came to know peace.     The two lovers traversed planets, galaxies,     and dimensions to be together.     Plum flowers bloomed on Wid, and the capital     celebrated its first annual Umeshu Festival.     As the Widi sang and Earthlings made merry,     all beings across the universe broke out into dance     at the same time.     The end. SIGN    Astro Note [23:49] SIGN     Thank you for watching.     Let's meet again sometime, somewhere!