Season 1

0 - PV

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[00:03] ---
    Based on the original novels by Haga Yui
[00:12] ---
    The great tree that links together 9 worlds, Yggdrasil.
[00:26] ---
    Astarotte's Toy
[00:38] ---
    Asuha (V: Tamura Yukari)
[01:08] ---
    Effie [Elfleda]
[01:16] ---
    A slightly suggestive heartful fantasy
[01:28] ---
    Judit
[01:33] ---
    Zelda [Griselda]
[01:40] ---
    An ordinary human and a misandric succubus
[01:44] ---
    Lotte [Astarotte] (V: Kugimiya Rie)
[01:47] ---
    Naoya
[01:59] ---
    Scheduled to air in Spring, 2011.

1 - The Exclamation of our Meeting

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[00:31] ---
    Princess Astarotte!
[00:37] ---
    Huh?
[00:39] ---
    Huh?
[00:40] ---
    Lady Lotte!
[00:42] ---
    Princess!
[00:43] ---
    Princess Astarotte!
[00:51] ---
    How many times do I have to
    tell you before you get it?
[00:54] ---
    I never will!
[00:58] ---
    It's about time you got
    on with your studies.
[01:02] ---
    I-I...
[01:05] ---
    h-hate...
[01:13] ---
    men!
[03:03] ---
    The Exclamation of our Meeting
[03:13] ---
    Does it itch anywhere, Lady Lotte?
[03:17] ---
    No, it's fine.
[03:19] ---
    You were almost turned into charcoal
    back there, Your Highness.
[03:24] ---
    That wasn't my fault.
[03:26] ---
    Actually, Judit, you're the one at fault here.
[03:29] ---
    Well, it's hard enough finding time to relax...
[03:32] ---
    with the princess like this, so who cares?
[03:36] ---
    Anyway, you need to get back
    to your studies, Your Highness.
[03:42] ---
    Your Highness, your race, the succubi, is one
     of the oldest in the Creature Realm.
[03:48] ---
    I-Indeed.
[03:49] ---
    Very well.
[03:50] ---
    Then tell me about the succubi.
[03:53] ---
    Huh?
[03:55] ---
    Um...
[03:56] ---
    The succubi are...
[03:58] ---
    one of the m-magical races of the Creature Realm.
[04:03] ---
    The succubi are an ancient race,
     capable of passing down...
[04:06] ---
    all their own traits to their offspring,
[04:08] ---
    regardless of what race they
    mate with in the Creature Realm.
[04:12] ---
    Even the great ruler of our Ygvarland,
    Svanhild I, was a succubus.
[04:19] ---
    And that's my answer!
[04:26] ---
    You're ten, Your Highness.
[04:28] ---
    You have been born a succubus,
[04:31] ---
    which means there's something very
    important you must do...
[04:35] ---
    in order to stay alive once your body matures.
[04:39] ---
    Just as vampires must suck blood
     to stave off their own deaths,
[04:43] ---
    a succubus must extract "life-seed" in order to survive.
[04:50] ---
    E-Extract life-seed...
[04:53] ---
    That's right.
[04:55] ---
    To put it simply, you have to suck it out.
[04:57] ---
    Suck it out.
[04:59] ---
    Suck it out?!
[05:02] ---
    Cú?
[05:03] ---
    Yes!
[05:05] ---
    Here!
[05:07] ---
    Cú, I'm pretty sure you've
    got that upside down.
[05:09] ---
    Huh?!
[05:10] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[05:14] ---
    Men and their life-seed:
[05:15] ---
    Don't consider them...
[05:17] ---
    yours for all eternity.
[05:19] ---
    Huh?
[05:20] ---
    What's that all about?
[05:21] ---
    It's Your Highness's motto for the month.
[05:24] ---
    It means, if you're going to sit back...
[05:27] ---
    and say that you can get a man anywhere,
[05:29] ---
    anytime you want; if something unexpected happened,
[05:30] ---
    If the worst case scenario occurs...
     Just in case.
[05:31] ---
    not only would you not
    be able to find a man,
[05:33] ---
    but you'd also be without any life-seed!
[05:35] ---
    In other words, you'll have no seed to suck.
[05:36] ---
    Seed.
[05:42] ---
    It is very deep and meaningful!
[05:47] ---
    Men's Bath
    Olav's Private Bath
[05:56] ---
    "Men and their life-seed. Don't consider
     them yours for all eternity..." huh?
[06:01] ---
    A pretty good proverb,
    if I do say so myself.
[06:03] ---
    I wouldn't expect any
    less from Mistress Judit.
[06:07] ---
    A haiku by Ygvarland Kingdom's
    Personal Assistant Olav Friðmar
[06:08] ---
    If you are building
[06:09] ---
    a harem, wait no longer;
[06:11] ---
    you should just do it.
[06:16] ---
    Good luck, Mistress Judit!
[06:21] ---
    Don't keep making me say it!
[06:30] ---
    I hate men.
[06:32] ---
    There's nothing more indecent than
    sucking the you-know-what out of them!
[06:35] ---
    I'd never do that!
[06:37] ---
    Refusing to do it will solve nothing, Your Highness.
[06:41] ---
    You do realize that if you don't
    extract seed for yourself, you will die.
[06:45] ---
    Could you just leave your
    countrymen – and us – behind so easily?
[06:51] ---
    You don't have to be that dramatic about it...
[06:56] ---
    Your mother, Queen Mercelída, was already...
[06:59] ---
    sucking men of their
    life-seed at your age, Princess.
[07:05] ---
    I heard that the Queen's harem is made up
    of over three thousand hunks.
[07:10] ---
    Really?
[07:11] ---
    Vampires, Dvergur, Forn Alfur...
[07:14] ---
    Men from all different races.
[07:17] ---
    Now that I think about it,
[07:18] ---
    she said she even had a human male once...
[07:21] ---
    I didn't know what to think.
[07:23] ---
    A human?
[07:24] ---
    What type of being is a human?
[07:28] ---
    I've only ever heard of them in fairy tales,
[07:31] ---
    but I hear they have really long necks.
[07:33] ---
    Really?
[07:33] ---
    They have fur all over their bodies,
[07:35] ---
    walk on four legs, and have really beady eyes.
[07:37] ---
    Sounds terrifying!
[07:39] ---
    Her Majesty would never
    sleep with a man like that!
[07:42] ---
    But no one has seen a human
    for over a thousand years.
[07:47] ---
    That's it! I'll get a human!
[07:50] ---
    Yes, a human.
[07:51] ---
    If I get human males, I'll
    create that harem you want.
[07:56] ---
    Princess, there aren't any
    humans in this realm.
[07:59] ---
    That's ridiculous.
[08:01] ---
    Oh, I see.
[08:03] ---
    Too bad.
[08:05] ---
    What a shame.
[08:14] ---
    I won!
[08:20] ---
    Are you sure it was okay
     to say those things, Princess?
[08:26] ---
    Don't be concerned, Zelda.
[08:28] ---
    But...
[08:35] ---
    Are you worried about the World Tree,
[08:37] ---
    the gate that connects this
    realm to all the others?
[08:41] ---
    It'll be fine.
[08:43] ---
    It's been a thousand years...
[08:45] ---
    since the wood in the World Tree
     warped, and as such,
[08:47] ---
    the gate between the Creature Realm...
[08:49] ---
    and the Realm of Man has been sealed ever since.
[08:52] ---
    No matter how talented Judit may be,
[08:53] ---
    there's no way she'll open
    the World Tree's gate...
[08:56] ---
    and travel to the Realm of Man.
[08:58] ---
    It's impossible.
[09:01] ---
    So, that's your one area of
    expertise, is it, Princess?
[09:11] ---
    Judit was last seen heading
     in the direction of the World Tree?!
[09:14] ---
    Y-Yes, she left early this morning.
[09:20] ---
    It seems she was staring at some of the
[09:22] ---
    old texts until extremely late last night.
[09:24] ---
    Did she figure out how
    to open the gate?!
[09:27] ---
    I don't know.
[09:31] ---
    Zelda, we're going after Judit!
[09:35] ---
    Princess, wait!
[09:54] ---
    God is said to have created
    the World Tree, Yggdrasil,
[09:59] ---
    which joins the nine realms together.
[10:02] ---
    It was damaged in the
    battle between the gods,
[10:05] ---
    and it looks as though passage to
    the other realms was blocked.
[10:09] ---
    But that just means the path
    was open at one point.
[10:14] ---
    Guess I'll be using magic for
    the first time in a while.
[10:17] ---
    I wonder what I should try first.
[10:24] ---
    You didn't have to get on
    if you were that scared of flying.
[10:27] ---
    Shut up! This is faster, isn't it?!
[10:30] ---
    Hurry up!
[10:33] ---
    Princess! It's dangerous!
[10:34] ---
    You mustn't let go!
[10:37] ---
    Ymir's breath and the flapping
    of Hræsvelgr's wings:
[10:41] ---
    Guide the children of Heimdallr.
[10:43] ---
    The Norns at Urðarbrunnr:Urðr,
    Skuld, and Verðandi...
[10:47] ---
    Guide us to the land of the Light Elves.
[10:58] ---
    I knew that wouldn't work.
[11:00] ---
    Hold it!
[11:04] ---
    Your Highness?!
[11:05] ---
    I won't let you do this, Judit!
[11:08] ---
    Didn't I just tell you it was dangerous, Princess?!
[11:12] ---
    W-Woah!
[11:13] ---
    Stop!
[11:16] ---
    Stop!
[11:20] ---
    Zelda, stop already!
[11:31] ---
    Your Highness!
[11:40] ---
    Princess!
[11:41] ---
    Your Highness!
[12:02] ---
    It can't be... The gate's opening?
[12:23] ---
    It's opening...
[12:25] ---
    Your Highness!
[12:49] ---
    What happened just...
[12:52] ---
    Princess!
[12:59] ---
    I won't let you, Judit!
[13:02] ---
    Huh?
[13:07] ---
    Are you hurt?!
[13:09] ---
    Zelda, where is Judit?
[13:39] ---
    Zelda, did Judit...
[13:43] ---
    Most likely.
[13:45] ---
    This is terrible.
[13:47] ---
    Princess...
[13:54] ---
    Olav, Effie, Cú, this is an emergency.
[13:58] ---
    What happened, Princess?
[14:01] ---
    The World Tree's gate opened, and Judit...
[14:05] ---
    ...traveled to another realm.
[14:07] ---
    How terrible!
[14:08] ---
    I don't believe it.
[14:10] ---
    Then, is she going to bring
    back a human male?
[14:13] ---
    I don't know.
[14:15] ---
    We don't even know which realm
    the gate connected to.
[14:19] ---
    It might even lead
    to the Realm of the Dead.
[14:26] ---
    Don't worry so much, Lady Lotte.
[14:29] ---
    Knowing Judit, she'll be just fine.
[14:32] ---
    I'm not worried in the slightest!
[14:40] ---
    Zelda.
[14:40] ---
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[14:42] ---
    Gather up all the weapons
    in the mansion.
[14:46] ---
    Weapons?
[14:47] ---
    We're going to save Judit.
[14:50] ---
    We're traveling to the other realm?
[14:53] ---
    Olav, put a team together.
[14:56] ---
    Preferably a skilled one.
[14:58] ---
    Understood.
[15:00] ---
    Princess, it's too dangerous!
[15:02] ---
    I know that!
[15:05] ---
    But I can't just leave
    Judit over there.
[15:09] ---
    Don't just sit there!
[15:12] ---
    Hurry and get ready!
[15:13] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[15:14] ---
    Lady Lotte.
[15:16] ---
    Effie, help me get dressed.
[15:19] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
[15:20] ---
    Wait for me, Judit.
[15:52] ---
    Watch your step!
[16:01] ---
    If I wear this thing, I'll get tired...
[16:03] ---
    before we even reach the World Tree!
[16:05] ---
    But peril is ever-present on a journey.
[16:08] ---
    You should at least wear the...
[16:09] ---
    Wearing this armor is more perilous!
[16:11] ---
    Pout, pout.
[16:21] ---
    That's not the World Tree...
[16:24] ---
    That means this really
    is the Realm of Man.
[16:31] ---
    Sure looks like it.
[16:37] ---
    That armor's way too hot.
[16:41] ---
    Princess.
[16:42] ---
    I tried to find some weapons, but...
[16:46] ---
    What happened?
[16:47] ---
    You're carrying some
    right now, aren't you?
[16:48] ---
    Well, Judit's the one who holds the key...
[16:52] ---
    to the armory, and it's currently locked tight...
[16:55] ---
    So, I couldn't...
[16:57] ---
    Just show me what you have!
[17:00] ---
    Let's see... what have we here...
[17:06] ---
    Wh-What's all this?
[17:09] ---
    I thought I might find
    something in Judit's room,
[17:11] ---
    but when I looked in there, I found these...
[17:14] ---
    Yes, they're all mine.
    Is there a problem?
[17:16] ---
    How do you use these?
[17:18] ---
    Princess, don't touch those!
[17:21] ---
    Sorry for the wait, Princess!
[17:25] ---
    I shall accompany you on your journey!
[17:27] ---
    Olav, at your service! I shall
    take care of everything!
[17:32] ---
    Huh? I can't see a thing.
[17:35] ---
    It's so dark!
[17:36] ---
    You're all definitely dedicated,
    I'll give you that much...
[17:36] ---
    Darkness approaches! Bring it on!
[17:40] ---
    Anyway, let's set off for the World Tree.
[17:42] ---
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[17:50] ---
    While I'm here, I might as well start
    looking for a human male...
[17:54] ---
    who we can add to our harem.
[17:57] ---
    Asuha, you might hurt yourself
    if you run too fast.
[18:00] ---
    But we'll be late
    if we don't hurry.
[18:03] ---
    Oh, you're right.
[18:04] ---
    Hurry up!
[18:06] ---
    Laters!
[18:08] ---
    Hey!
[18:09] ---
    Huh?
[18:11] ---
    Shortcut time!
[18:19] ---
    What? Huh?
[18:24] ---
    Asuha.
[18:29] ---
    A-Are you okay?!
[18:31] ---
    Ouch...
[18:33] ---
    Hold on!
[18:35] ---
    Are you okay?
[18:36] ---
    No, I'm fine...
[18:40] ---
    I'm sorry, we were in a hurry.
[18:43] ---
    I'm sorry...
[18:44] ---
    No, I wasn't watching what I was doing...
[18:51] ---
    I'm sorry.
[18:53] ---
    Um, is there something on my face?
[18:58] ---
    A grain of rice!
[18:59] ---
    What?
[19:00] ---
    There really was something!
[19:03] ---
    You're so embarrassing.
[19:07] ---
    We gotta go!
[19:08] ---
    Oh, yeah!
[19:09] ---
    I'm going to be late
    for my job interview!
[19:12] ---
    Job interview?
[19:15] ---
    Hold up a sec!
[19:18] ---
    Are you looking for a job?
[19:20] ---
    Yes, I guess you could say that.
[19:22] ---
    Well, I have just the job for you!
[19:24] ---
    Monthly pay: 500,000!
[19:29] ---
    Monthly pay: 500,000!
[19:39] ---
    This isn't going to work, Princess.
[19:41] ---
    No matter what we try,
    the gate refuses to budge.
[19:45] ---
    There must still be something
    we haven't tried!
[19:50] ---
    If using the ancient texts Judit left
    behind doesn't work either, then...
[19:54] ---
    Princess...
[19:58] ---
    No,
[20:01] ---
    I won't give up yet!
[20:06] ---
    Ymir's breath and the flapping
    of Hræsvelgr's wings:
[20:10] ---
    Guide the children of Heimdallr.
[20:13] ---
    Judit!
[20:14] ---
    What happened?
[20:17] ---
    I just heard Judit's voice...
[20:21] ---
    Really?
[20:23] ---
    Judit...
[20:25] ---
    Come back...
[20:30] ---
    Judit!
[20:46] ---
    The gate opened!
[20:49] ---
    Wow...
[21:08] ---
    Judit... came back!
[21:14] ---
    Judit!
[21:40] ---
    Wh-Who are you?!
[23:29] ---
    Next time: The First Semicolon
[23:30] ---
    What should I call today?
[23:33] ---
    It was all soft and exciting,
[23:35] ---
    and felt like it could
    explode any second, and...
[23:39] ---
    Never mind! Forget it!
[23:40] ---
    I'm going to sleep!
[23:41] ---
    Effie, where's my hot milk?!

2 - The First Semicolon

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[00:01] ---
    This is Touhara Naoya. I brought
    him here from the Realm of Man.
[00:08] ---
    A human male...
[00:11] ---
    You really managed to get one here?
[00:14] ---
    Indeed.
[00:16] ---
    Anyway, once I've interviewed him,
[00:19] ---
    you shall meet him.
[00:20] ---
    No...
[00:22] ---
    Your Highness stated
    that she'd be fine...
[00:25] ---
    "...sucking off a human male," did you not?
[00:28] ---
    I don't think I went as far as saying that!
[00:31] ---
    Oh really?
[00:35] ---
    I'll call you to come down shortly,
    so make sure you're properly presented.
[00:40] ---
    This blows.
[02:13] ---
    The First Semicolon
[02:14] ---
    This milk tea is really good.
[02:18] ---
    The milk is extremely mellow in flavor.
[02:22] ---
    This is pretty good.
[02:24] ---
    Um, Miss...
[02:25] ---
    I'm the head housemaid, Elfleda.
[02:28] ---
    Please call me Effie.
[02:30] ---
    I'm glad you've taken a liking to it.
[02:33] ---
    Nice to meet you...
[02:37] ---
    Sorry for the wait.
[02:39] ---
    Welcome to the Monster
    Realm and to Ygvarland.
[02:42] ---
    I'm the head lady-in-waiting,
     Judit Snorrevík.
[02:47] ---
    Well, I say "lady-in-waiting,"
[02:50] ---
    but Olav's the only man who works here,
[02:54] ---
    so I'm more like Her
    Highness' main aide.
[02:56] ---
    I didn't really expect that, though.
[02:59] ---
    You don't seem worried
    nor surprised, Master Naoya.
[03:03] ---
    Well, it's not as though
    I wasn't taken aback by it...
[03:06] ---
    I'm just really good at adapting to situations.
[03:10] ---
    Ever since I was young, I've found myself...
[03:12] ---
    getting into weird and unexpected situations.
[03:15] ---
    I have to admit, I was a
    little startled, though.
[03:18] ---
    I never imagined that tree in the park
    would lead to a world like this.
[03:23] ---
    Monthly pay: 500,000!
[03:27] ---
    200,000 more!
[03:29] ---
    How about it?!
[03:34] ---
    Hey, Asuha!
[03:39] ---
    Split the difference! 60!
[03:42] ---
    We'll take the job!
[03:43] ---
    What?!
[03:46] ---
    You got yourself a deal!
[03:48] ---
    Thanks!
[03:49] ---
    Anyway, I'll be going
    to school at the beach!
[03:53] ---
    Wait a second, Asuha!
[03:55] ---
    Put some underwear on!
[03:57] ---
    I have my backpack on!
[03:58] ---
    I said underwear!*
[04:04] ---
    You have quite the sister there.
[04:07] ---
    I, um...
[04:10] ---
    Anyway, how about I show you the way?
[04:13] ---
    Huh?
[04:18] ---
    Ymir's breath and the flapping
    of Hræsvelgr's wings:
[04:22] ---
    Guide the children of Heimdallr.
[04:24] ---
    The Norns at Urðarbrunnr-Urðr,
    Skuld, and Verðandi:
[04:26] ---
    Um...
[04:28] ---
    What will I be doing?
[04:29] ---
    Guide us to the land of the Light—
[04:30] ---
    Be quiet!
[04:34] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[04:39] ---
    Judit!
[04:46] ---
    The gate opened.
[04:48] ---
    What is this?
[04:53] ---
    It felt like we got thrown... It
    didn't really feel all that great.
[04:58] ---
    Really?
[04:59] ---
    I thought it was a bit like a
    roller coaster. I kinda liked it.
[05:05] ---
    But how did the gate open exactly?
[05:08] ---
    U-Um...
[05:10] ---
    Yes?
[05:11] ---
    About my position...
[05:14] ---
    Oh, that's right, we haven't discussed it yet.
[05:18] ---
    You will be...
[05:24] ---
    Just looking back on it grosses me out.
[05:29] ---
    Get a hold of yourself!
[05:32] ---
    Are you really going
    to meet him, Princess?
[05:35] ---
    If I turn him down right off the bat,
[05:36] ---
    it's gonna escalate into a huge
    fight with Judit, and that'll be a pain.
[05:39] ---
    I'll come up with a plan.
[05:41] ---
    A plan?
[05:42] ---
    You heard me.
[05:43] ---
    I'll make it so she won't be able
    to bring any more guys here in future.
[05:46] ---
    I see...
[05:55] ---
    She's here.
[05:58] ---
    The first princess of Ygvarland,
[06:03] ---
    Her Royal Highness, Astarotte Ygvar.
[06:14] ---
    What was that?
[06:16] ---
    Your name's Naoya, right?
[06:18] ---
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[06:20] ---
    This may seem a trifle sudden,
[06:23] ---
    but I request your presence tonight.
[06:27] ---
    A-Are you serious, Princess?
[06:30] ---
    Absolutely.
[06:32] ---
    Princess!
[06:35] ---
    Princess!
[06:37] ---
    What did she mean by "presence"?
[06:42] ---
    Asuha, wait up!
[06:44] ---
    Hurry up!
[06:46] ---
    I'm going to leave you behind!
[06:47] ---
    You're too fast!
[06:48] ---
    Come on!
[06:51] ---
    And so...
[06:54] ---
    Princess Astarotte is a succubus,
    which means in a few years' time,
[06:58] ---
    she'll mature to the point where her
    body requires life-seed from others.
[07:02] ---
    I-I see...
[07:04] ---
    S-So, it'll be the harem that
    provides her with this life-seed...
[07:09] ---
    and that's what my job entails, right?
[07:12] ---
    That's correct.
[07:14] ---
    But she hasn't yet matured...
[07:16] ---
    to the point where she requires the life-seed, has she?
[07:19] ---
    The princess hates men and
    she requested your presence specially.
[07:24] ---
    I'm sure she's using this opportunity to master her fear.
[07:29] ---
    If that is what's going through her mind,
[07:31] ---
    then we cannot afford to miss this chance.
[07:34] ---
    But... the princess is still pretty young. I'd be...
[07:40] ---
    To extract life-seed from someone, you start by...
[07:42] ---
    sucking it from their lips.
[07:45] ---
    S-Sucking...
[07:49] ---
    You did well down there.
[07:52] ---
    Lady Lotte, why don't we eat outside today?
[07:57] ---
    S-Sure.
[08:10] ---
    This place gets cell phone reception?
[08:13] ---
    Three whole bars at that.
[08:15] ---
    You've received a message
     Touhara Asuha
[08:15] ---
    It's from Asuha.
[08:17] ---
    Asuha: The beach is awesome!
[08:17] ---
    I'm having so much fun here!
[08:22] ---
    Well, she's having fun.
[08:23] ---
    That's good.
[08:25] ---
    Master Naoya.
[08:29] ---
    You're...
[08:31] ---
    Olav, the butler, at your service.
[08:35] ---
    Olav, what's the princess like?
[08:39] ---
    The princess is a kind soul.
[08:44] ---
    She's a bit cynical and selfish at times,
[08:49] ---
    but at heart, she's sincere.
[08:54] ---
    Why did the princess start hating men?
[08:57] ---
    Did something trigger her hatred?
[09:00] ---
    Trigger her hatred...
[09:03] ---
    Back when she still lived
    with her mother, the queen,
[09:10] ---
    there was a night when the queen promised she'd sleep with her.
[09:15] ---
    I'll go with you.
[09:18] ---
    No! I'll go by myself
    and surprise her!
[09:21] ---
    Oh, is that what you're up to?
[09:23] ---
    Be careful, then.
[09:25] ---
    Okay.
[09:28] ---
    One of the men from her harem
    came to visit her that night,
[09:34] ---
    even though he wasn't sent for.
[09:38] ---
    What? Why is there a kid up this late?
[09:41] ---
    I...
[09:43] ---
    Sorry, she's seeing me first.
[09:51] ---
    The queen then committed the act...
[09:55] ---
    not knowing the princess was there.
[10:03] ---
    The princess started to
    hate men right after that,
[10:08] ---
    and eventually, she and the queen grew apart.
[10:11] ---
    She left the castle and started living here,
     on the outskirts of the kingdom.
[10:17] ---
    And that's what happened.
[10:20] ---
    Master Naoya, the princess needs warmth.
[10:25] ---
    A warmth that we cannot provide.
[10:29] ---
    Please take care of the princess.
[10:32] ---
    Olav...
[10:38] ---
    I'm not sure how much use I'll be,
     but I'll try my best.
[10:44] ---
    I can't believe the Princess
    would go out of her way...
[10:46] ---
    and ask to speak with you.
[10:49] ---
    Y-Yes.
[10:51] ---
    There's something fishy about this.
[10:56] ---
    The princess is inside. Please go in.
[11:02] ---
    Excuse me.
[11:09] ---
    What are you doing?!
[11:11] ---
    What? I'm sorry!
[11:13] ---
    That was my milk! I can't believe it!
[11:17] ---
    If I don't have hot milk, I can't go to bed!
[11:22] ---
    I don't know how well
     things will go tonight...
[11:24] ---
    now that this has happened!
[11:28] ---
    So that was the plan all along, was it?
[11:31] ---
    You think a silly little trick
    like that's going to work?
[11:35] ---
    But it's true that I can't
    go to bed without milk.
[11:37] ---
    That's no excuse!
[11:39] ---
    I understand!
[11:40] ---
    Huh?
[11:41] ---
    Master Naoya?
[11:43] ---
    I wasn't paying attention, so I'm to blame.
[11:46] ---
    I'll bring you some more milk immediately.
[11:54] ---
    That kid's got spunk.
[12:16] ---
    This isn't the right milk.
[12:22] ---
    I just can't find milk with the right flavor.
[12:25] ---
    I wonder if they even
    sell it in this town.
[12:29] ---
    Sorry for making you come with me, Effie.
[12:32] ---
    No, it's okay.
[12:35] ---
    I wasn't sure I'd be able to find
    milk that tasted like that.
[12:39] ---
    What did you say the brand was again?
[12:42] ---
    Julusey Milk, made in Eplitrey, A+.
[12:46] ---
    Yeah, that's the one.
[12:50] ---
    It must be pretty special milk.
[12:53] ---
    I wouldn't know...
[12:55] ---
    Lady Lotte, I can't do this anymore!
[12:59] ---
    Listen, Effie.
[13:01] ---
    Make sure you don't tell him
    where to find our milk.
[13:04] ---
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[13:10] ---
    Yeah, I've drank way too much milk.
[13:15] ---
    Why are you doing so much for Lady Lotte?
[13:19] ---
    What do you mean?
[13:21] ---
    I-I mean, is it because you want
    Lady Lotte to suck out your life-seed?
[13:27] ---
    S-Suck— No!
[13:30] ---
    Then, why?
[13:31] ---
    I-I was talking to Olav...
[13:34] ---
    and he told me she left her
    mother's side at a young age.
[13:39] ---
    I think the princess has
    been lonely for a while.
[13:44] ---
    I don't think the princess needs someone...
[13:47] ---
    to accompany her at night,
    or anything like that.
[13:51] ---
    I don't know what it
    is that she needs yet,
[13:56] ---
    but if there's something out there
    that'll make her happy,
[14:00] ---
    I'd like to give that to her.
[14:04] ---
    The milk tea i had back at
    the estate was really warm,
[14:08] ---
    and I felt like it was warming my heart.
[14:12] ---
    I think the princess needs something like that.
[14:16] ---
    I still can't find the milk for it, though.
[14:21] ---
    Naoya...
[14:21] ---
    Yes?
[14:23] ---
    Thank you.
[14:27] ---
    Why are you thanking me, Effie?
[14:31] ---
    How about we head back now, Naoya?
[14:35] ---
    But we still haven't...
[14:43] ---
    Effie, welcome back.
[14:45] ---
    Thanks.
[14:47] ---
    Cú, could you help me for a second?
[14:49] ---
    Huh?
[14:52] ---
    What are you doing?
[14:57] ---
    Could you wait outside for a second?
[15:01] ---
    I'll be done shortly.
[15:04] ---
    Sure. Gotcha.
[15:09] ---
    There we go.
[15:11] ---
    Sh-She can't be...
[15:14] ---
    You've received a message
    Touhara Asuha
[15:15] ---
    Milk's coming right out <3
[15:16] ---
    The yummy milk's coming out!
[15:22] ---
    Asuha...
[15:25] ---
    All Done
[15:27] ---
    What was that?
[15:29] ---
    He got the milk?
[15:31] ---
    That's right.
[15:32] ---
    Good going, Master Naoya.
[15:37] ---
    I bet he did something underhanded!
[15:40] ---
    I bet he threatened Effie and
    forced her to give it to him,
[15:43] ---
    without letting her say a word!
[15:46] ---
    Men are all selfish!
[15:49] ---
    Zelda, this is an order.
[15:51] ---
    The second that man enters my room tonight,
[15:54] ---
    I order you to remove his head!
[15:56] ---
    Princess!
[15:58] ---
    Are you serious?
[16:00] ---
    No matter what method he used,
[16:02] ---
    Master Naoya has fulfilled
    his promise to you.
[16:06] ---
    It seems I said too much.
[16:11] ---
    I understand.
[16:13] ---
    I'll talk to him.
[16:15] ---
    Please do.
[16:16] ---
    But if he tries anything
    indecent, subdue him!
[16:21] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[16:24] ---
    Isn't it good that you got
    Lady Lotte's approval?
[16:28] ---
    It's all thanks to you, Effie.
[16:31] ---
    I didn't do anything.
[16:35] ---
    Are these from when the
    princess was young?
[16:39] ---
    Yes.
[16:41] ---
    It kinda reminds me
    of when Asuha was young.
[16:56] ---
    Um, Effie?
[16:57] ---
    Yes?
[16:59] ---
    Is this stuffed animal
    the princess's favorite?
[17:04] ---
    It is.
[17:05] ---
    She's slept with it
    since she was young.
[17:09] ---
    But if I remember correctly,
    she lost it one day...
[17:13] ---
    and she got really down about it.
[17:17] ---
    I see.
[17:19] ---
    Is something the matter?
[17:21] ---
    Effie, there's something I'd like
    to borrow for a bit, if you'll let me.
[17:25] ---
    S-Sure. What is it?
[17:39] ---
    Princess, it's Naoya.
[17:47] ---
    Come in.
[18:10] ---
    Is this...
[18:12] ---
    It's pretty badly-made,
    but I heard you liked these.
[18:19] ---
    Did you make it?
[18:20] ---
    I did.
[18:24] ---
    I don't need it.
[18:26] ---
    Why should I get something
    like that from you?
[18:30] ---
    I see...
[18:33] ---
    How about this then?
[18:35] ---
    Hm?
[18:36] ---
    Take your pick:
[18:37] ---
    Would you rather spend the night
     with me or this reindeer?
[18:45] ---
    Which one will it be?
[18:48] ---
    The reindeer, of course.
[18:51] ---
    I couldn't spend a night with a man.
[18:56] ---
    I understand.
[18:57] ---
    Too bad.
[19:04] ---
    I'll take my leave then.
[19:06] ---
    Good night.
[19:20] ---
    What was that all about?
[19:25] ---
    What a weird guy.
[19:34] ---
    I wonder if I made things worse.
[19:44] ---
    Girls are difficult.
[19:47] ---
    Maybe I should ask Asuha for help.
[19:52] ---
    Huh? No reception?
[19:53] ---
    No reception
[20:10] ---
    He's using this toy to get me to like him.
[20:17] ---
    A toy...
[20:27] ---
    Please come in.
[20:30] ---
    Excuse the intrusion.
[20:33] ---
    Good morning, Master Naoya.
[20:35] ---
    G-Good morning.
[20:38] ---
    The princess said she would make
    you into an official candidate...
[20:43] ---
    for her harem this morning.
[20:44] ---
    Huh?
[20:46] ---
    Here are the conditions:
[20:48] ---
    Room, board, and clothing will be provided.
[20:52] ---
    Your monthly salary is gems and precious
    metals to the equivalent value of 500,000—
[20:55] ---
    No, 600,000 units of human currency.
[21:01] ---
    I see.
[21:02] ---
    However, your official rank while
    you are a candidate will be...
[21:10] ---
    "Toy."
[21:12] ---
    You what?
[21:13] ---
    Are there any questions?
[21:17] ---
    No.
[21:18] ---
    I accept the terms.
[21:57] ---
    To be continued
[23:30] ---
    Next time: Parentheses of Passing.
[23:30] ---
    My alarm clock is set for 7:30.
[23:32] ---
    My breakfast is scones
    and honey butter.
[23:35] ---
    I guess I'll wear these
    undies and these shoes today.
[23:38] ---
    Huh? One of them's missing.
[23:40] ---
    Where is it?
[23:41] ---
    Morning won't be the same without it!

3 - Parentheses of Passing

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[00:02] ---
    Wh-What was that?
[00:06] ---
    This is Master Naoya's child...
[00:11] ---
    Touhara Asuha!
[00:16] ---
    This is basically what happened...
[00:22] ---
    Huh? You want to return
    to the Realm of Man?
[00:25] ---
    Did you forget something?
[00:27] ---
    Um, it's more that...
[00:31] ---
    I'd like to bring my daughter here.
[00:36] ---
    M-Master Naoya, you have a child?!
[00:40] ---
    Yes.
[00:40] ---
    You mean the girl from before?!
[00:43] ---
    I didn't think I'd be living here to work,
[00:46] ---
    so I was hoping you'd let
    her live here with me.
[00:51] ---
    I thought she was his sister.
[00:53] ---
    I guess I didn't factor in children...
[00:55] ---
    when I was looking for someone for the harem.
[00:59] ---
    If Master Naoya is ruled out
    at this point in the game,
[01:02] ---
    it's possible that the princess
    will stop being interested in men altogether,
[01:05] ---
    after she's finally come around to the idea.
[01:08] ---
    I don't see a problem
    with it, I suppose.
[01:10] ---
    But I'm not sure whether...
[01:12] ---
    the World Tree's gate will open properly this time.
[01:16] ---
    So that's the long and short of it.
[01:19] ---
    As you can see, the gate did indeed open...
[01:22] ---
    I'd... like to be friends
    with you, princess.
[01:29] ---
    It looks like we're
    about the same age too.
[01:31] ---
    The same age?
[01:33] ---
    How old are you?
[01:35] ---
    I'm ten.
[01:39] ---
    Master Naoya is twenty-three.
[01:47] ---
    H-How depraved!
[01:50] ---
    You creep! Pervert!
[01:52] ---
    Womanizer!
[01:53] ---
    Um...
[01:53] ---
    I don't want to see your
    face here anymore!
[01:55] ---
    Get out of my sight this instant!
[01:57] ---
    Don't let me see you here ever aga—
[01:58] ---
    Stop it!
[02:00] ---
    You don't know anything about it...
[02:02] ---
    and you're being rude to Daddy! Just stop it!
[02:05] ---
    Let's go, Daddy.
[02:06] ---
    W-Wait Asuha...
[03:46] ---
    Parentheses of Passing
[03:54] ---
    What's his deal?
[03:56] ---
    He's supposed to be my toy!
[03:58] ---
    God!
[04:03] ---
    Princess, you're still awake?
[04:05] ---
    You have to wake up early tomorrow.
[04:10] ---
    I went too far...
[04:14] ---
    Of course his daughter would get mad...
[04:16] ---
    if I talk to him like that.
[04:27] ---
    That's the good thing about you...
[04:33] ---
    You point out your own
    mistakes really quickly.
[04:43] ---
    Hey, Daddy,
[04:45] ---
    are you really going to keep working here...
[04:47] ---
    after being yelled at like that?
[04:49] ---
    It doesn't matter how good the pay is.
[04:52] ---
    I don't like it.
[04:54] ---
    Asuha, look down there.
[04:59] ---
    Wow!
[05:01] ---
    So pretty!
[05:03] ---
    The princess waters those flowers.
[05:07] ---
    She tends to them everyday.
[05:09] ---
    Really?
[05:10] ---
    The princess might have a short fuse,
[05:13] ---
    and not say what she's really feeling,
[05:15] ---
    but she's a good girl at heart.
[05:17] ---
    So...
[05:20] ---
    that's why I want you...
[05:22] ---
    to become good friends with the princess.
[05:27] ---
    It's so not fair when
    you smile like that.
[05:31] ---
    Okay, I hear ya. I'll try
    talking to her again.
[05:35] ---
    Thanks.
[05:42] ---
    Asuha...
[05:43] ---
    Your underwear...
[05:44] ---
    Uh-oh.
[05:46] ---
    I'm not wearing any!
[05:47] ---
    Hey!
[05:48] ---
    Well, you know, the wind
    feels really nice.
[05:53] ---
    There's nothing pressing
    against my body...
[05:55] ---
    and it's healthier this way!
[05:56] ---
    Hey, Asuha!
[05:59] ---
    Hurry up and put on your
    new change of underwear!
[06:01] ---
    Later!
[06:02] ---
    No, now!
[06:03] ---
    You're mean!
[06:04] ---
    No, I'm not!
[06:12] ---
    The princess has left already?
[06:16] ---
    And I was hoping to get to know her!
[06:19] ---
    Where has the princess gone?
[06:22] ---
    School.
[06:23] ---
    Huh? School?
[06:25] ---
    She may be royalty,
[06:28] ---
    but the previous ruler instructed...
[06:30] ---
    that in order to rule over subjects,
[06:32] ---
    it's imperative that you
    understand how they live.
[06:36] ---
    But I'm not really sure that
    the princess is enjoying it there...
[06:43] ---
    Miss Judit!
[06:45] ---
    What's the school like here?!
[06:47] ---
    Is it really big?!
[06:49] ---
    Is there a pool?
[06:50] ---
    Do they have lunches?!
[06:52] ---
    I wanna go to school here too!
[06:56] ---
    You can't do that, Asuha.
[06:58] ---
    Why not?
[06:59] ---
    If I go to school, I'll be able
    to see the princess right now!
[07:02] ---
    You're the one who said it was best
     to resolve a fight as soon as possible!
[07:06] ---
    Yeah, but...
[07:07] ---
    I wanna go! I wanna
    talk to the princess!
[07:11] ---
    Don't be selfish.
[07:15] ---
    Asuha,
[07:17] ---
    tell me your measurements.
[07:28] ---
    Good morning.
[07:30] ---
    Good morning.
[07:31] ---
    Morning.
[07:33] ---
    Good morning.
[07:34] ---
    Yeah, morning.
[07:42] ---
    Everyone, take your seats.
[07:45] ---
    I'd like to introduce a new
    friend to our class today.
[07:56] ---
    My name is Touhara Asuha!
[07:58] ---
    Nice to meet all of you.
[08:01] ---
    Why is she here?
[08:04] ---
    She's transferring here specially.
[08:06] ---
    Her name's Asuha Touhara.
[08:07] ---
    Everyone, get along with her.
[08:10] ---
    There she is!
[08:11] ---
    Princess!
[08:13] ---
    Hey!
[08:21] ---
    What exactly is going on here?
[08:24] ---
    Hey, Princess,
[08:26] ---
    I don't have a textbook yet.
[08:28] ---
    Let me share yours!
[08:32] ---
    Stop that!
[08:34] ---
    I wanted to talk to you so badly,
[08:38] ---
    so I came all the way here!
[08:40] ---
    What?!
[08:43] ---
    You may be a princess, Astarotte,
[08:45] ---
    but you must remain quiet during class.
[08:48] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
[08:55] ---
    Sorry about that.
[08:56] ---
    She got mad at you, didn't she?
[08:57] ---
    Don't mess around at school!
[08:59] ---
    A princess must remain dignified!
[09:02] ---
    D-Dignified?
[09:04] ---
    If you don't know what
    that means, never mind.
[09:07] ---
    Princess, wait!
[09:09] ---
    Asuha.
[09:11] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[09:13] ---
    I'm your classmate. My name's Mist.
[09:16] ---
    I'm Unna.
[09:18] ---
    I'm Lucca! Nice to meet ya!
[09:21] ---
    It's very nice to meet you all!
[09:23] ---
    If you'd like,
[09:25] ---
    we were just thinking we could
    show you around the school.
[09:28] ---
    Really?!
[09:30] ---
    It's pretty big, so...
[09:31] ---
    Thanks!
[09:33] ---
    I'd like that!
[09:34] ---
    Let's go!
[09:36] ---
    Okay.
[09:38] ---
    This way!
[09:39] ---
    You're running too fast.
[09:41] ---
    Where are we going first?
[09:42] ---
    Good point...
[09:44] ---
    Where are we going?
[09:45] ---
    How about over here?
[09:45] ---
    Over there?
[10:01] ---
    This school's really big!
[10:04] ---
    I can't believe you
    have a zoo here too!
[10:07] ---
    Thank you everyone.
[10:08] ---
    No problem.
[10:12] ---
    What's wrong?
[10:13] ---
    I-It looked like you and the princess...
[10:16] ---
    got on pretty well in the classroom.
[10:19] ---
    Asuha, do you know the princess?
[10:22] ---
    I only just met her,
[10:26] ---
    but I live with her
    because of my dad's work.
[10:30] ---
    What type of work is that?
[10:33] ---
    Um, I think they called it a "harem"
    or something like that.
[10:37] ---
    What?! A h-harem?!
[10:40] ---
    Asuha, does that mean...
[10:41] ---
    that you're the princess's daughter?
[10:44] ---
    Wait. That makes no sense.
[10:46] ---
    I guess a princess would
    have a child at that age!
[10:51] ---
    The math doesn't add up!
[10:53] ---
    What's a harem?
[10:55] ---
    Aren't you all friends
    with the princess?
[11:01] ---
    If you want to know more,
    why not just ask her?
[11:07] ---
    We've wanted to become friends with her...
[11:09] ---
    ever since she transfered
    here in spring, but...
[11:14] ---
    She's the princess,
[11:16] ---
    so it's kinda scary talking to her.
[11:20] ---
    She always seems upset too.
[11:25] ---
    Well, she does like to front,
[11:28] ---
    so it might be hard to talk to her.
[11:31] ---
    How about we eat lunch with her today?
[11:35] ---
    Then, we could try
    talking to her a lot!
[11:38] ---
    But...
[11:39] ---
    Well, I don't know.
[11:41] ---
    At times like these, it's better to act
     than just think about things!
[11:44] ---
    Nothing'll happen if you just sit there
    and worry about everything.
[11:47] ---
    I'll go get the princess.
[11:49] ---
    We'll eat with everyone!
[11:55] ---
    She's pretty energetic.
[11:56] ---
    She really is.
[12:00] ---
    I just heard something in the staffroom...
[12:04] ---
    A human came to our school?!
[12:07] ---
    Yeah, a male, too!
[12:08] ---
    What?!
[12:10] ---
    A human?
[12:12] ---
    A male?
[12:41] ---
    Found you, Princess!
[12:43] ---
    How did you know I was here?
[12:45] ---
    I could see your tail.
[12:49] ---
    I... see.
[12:58] ---
    S-Sorry about yesterday.
[13:01] ---
    I-I...
[13:03] ---
    My name's Asuha. Touhara Asuha.
[13:06] ---
    Hey, Princess,
[13:08] ---
    do you want to go eat lunch...
[13:09] ---
    with everyone after we're done here?
[13:11] ---
    My dad made lunch!
[13:14] ---
    He prepared chicken and
    veggies. I love 'em.
[13:17] ---
    There's some radish slices and—
[13:19] ---
    I don't need any of that.
[13:22] ---
    Naoya is the same as all other men.
[13:25] ---
    He has no shame.
[13:26] ---
    This is why I hate me—
[13:27] ---
    Princess.
[13:29] ---
    Having someone say something bad...
[13:31] ---
    about someone in your family like that is sad.
[13:34] ---
    Your family is important
    to you too, right?
[13:42] ---
    Mommy!
[13:43] ---
    Mommy, you smell like flowers!
[13:47] ---
    Really?
[13:49] ---
    Lotte, you have the same
    sweet and gentle smell as milk.
[13:55] ---
    You're right.
[13:56] ---
    I'm sorry.
[13:58] ---
    I'd be upset too if someone
    poked fun at my mom...
[14:02] ---
    I'm glad.
[14:04] ---
    About what?
[14:06] ---
    You finally looked at me
    when you said something.
[14:10] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[14:14] ---
    Let's go see everyone.
[14:16] ---
    O-Okay.
[14:19] ---
    Did everyone hear the news?
[14:21] ---
    There's a human male on the campus.
[14:24] ---
    I wonder what he looks like.
[14:26] ---
    Scary, but I'm curious.
[14:30] ---
    Aren't humans four-legged creatures
     with fur all over their bodies?
[14:34] ---
    I heard they had three meter long necks!
[14:37] ---
    I heard they have buck
    teeth and beady eyes.
[14:42] ---
    Human
[14:44] ---
    Scary.
[14:45] ---
    Pretty disgusting.
[14:46] ---
    I don't think I'd get along
    with something like that.
[14:49] ---
    We need to tell Asuha!
[14:51] ---
    You're right!
[14:53] ---
    Let's go find Asuha!
[14:54] ---
    Yeah, let's go!
[15:02] ---
    You're lucky.
[15:04] ---
    You can say what you really mean.
[15:06] ---
    Huh?
[15:07] ---
    This is the second time
    I've been jealous of you.
[15:12] ---
    What?
[15:13] ---
    The first was when I heard
    you were Naoya's daughter.
[15:18] ---
    He's supposed to be my toy...
[15:25] ---
    The second time was...
[15:26] ---
    when you did in a few hours...
[15:30] ---
    everything I haven't been able to
    do in the half a year I've been here.
[15:37] ---
    That's why I'm jealous of you.
[15:39] ---
    But I'm really embarrassed...
[15:45] ---
    But you said how you really felt.
[15:46] ---
    Just keep it up, Princess.
[15:51] ---
    There she is!
[15:53] ---
    Asuha!
[15:54] ---
    You were with the princess!
[15:56] ---
    What's wrong, everyone?
[15:58] ---
    Are you okay?
[15:59] ---
    People are saying there's a...
[16:01] ---
    A human male in the school!
[16:04] ---
    It's Daddy!
[16:05] ---
    Daddy's here!
[16:06] ---
    What?
[16:07] ---
    I wonder why he's here.
[16:08] ---
    It's too early for him to pick me up.
[16:11] ---
    What's wrong?
[16:12] ---
    I sense a presence over there!
[16:14] ---
    Really?
[16:15] ---
    Yippee!
[16:16] ---
    Don't go!
[16:17] ---
    Come back, Asuha!
[16:19] ---
    Daddy!
[16:27] ---
    Daddy's hair is all over the place!
[16:32] ---
    Watch out!
[16:39] ---
    Please run, Princess!
[16:40] ---
    But...
[16:54] ---
    How frightening...
[16:56] ---
    What's up with that thing?
[16:59] ---
    You...
[17:00] ---
    We'll protect you, Princess!
[17:06] ---
    You freak!
[17:08] ---
    Stupid human!
[17:11] ---
    Stay still!
[17:17] ---
    Princess!
[17:36] ---
    Looks like he was just hungry.
[17:42] ---
    Are you okay, Princess? Asuha?
[17:46] ---
    I brought you lunch.
[17:47] ---
    Daddy!
[17:49] ---
    What?!
[17:55] ---
    That fur...
[17:56] ---
    It wasn't a human male.
[17:58] ---
    It was just a new animal at the zoo...
[18:01] ---
    Looks like we made a pretty big mistake.
[18:04] ---
    Let's go see it later.
[18:05] ---
    Yeah.
[18:08] ---
    You saved me.
[18:09] ---
    I'll owe you my gratitude.
[18:10] ---
    Don't sweat it.
[18:11] ---
    But this is an all girls school;
     men are not allowed here.
[18:14] ---
    How did you get in?
[18:16] ---
    When I got to the front gate,
[18:20] ---
    that animal ended up chasing me.
[18:23] ---
    As soon as I realized where I was,
    I was lost on the grounds.
[18:26] ---
    At that moment, I heard your voice.
[18:30] ---
    What?
[18:31] ---
    Daddy, lunch please!
[18:33] ---
    Gotcha.
[18:35] ---
    You're so impatient.
[18:38] ---
    I'm sorry.
[18:41] ---
    Here's your lunch, Princess.
[18:45] ---
    For me?
[18:47] ---
    Yes.
[18:48] ---
    I don't know what you like...
[18:52] ---
    so I just gave you the same as what Asuha has, but...
[18:56] ---
    Well, whatever.
[18:57] ---
    Tell me what you like for future reference.
[19:03] ---
    O-Okay.
[19:10] ---
    Let's eat!
[19:14] ---
    How's my dad's cooking?
[19:17] ---
    It's good.
[19:18] ---
    Told you, didn't I?
[19:19] ---
    But it's even better...
[19:21] ---
    because we're all eating together!
[19:24] ---
    I... um...
[19:27] ---
    Thank you for saving me before.
[19:30] ---
    I was happy.
[19:31] ---
    But I don't want you
    all to put yourselves...
[19:34] ---
    in danger like that again.
[19:36] ---
    If something happened to you...
[19:38] ---
    with families of your status,
[19:39] ---
    it would cause problems for
    our future political state.
[19:43] ---
    Besides, if I were to get close...
[19:44] ---
    to anyone with affiliations
    from a certain state,
[19:46] ---
    or with a certain social status...
[19:49] ---
    Why are you coming out with
    all this complicated stuff?
[19:52] ---
    This has nothing to do with politics.
[19:55] ---
    Yeah!
[19:56] ---
    We're friends!
[19:59] ---
    Yeah, friends help each other
    out when they're in trouble!
[20:12] ---
    So this is what friendship means...
[20:14] ---
    Anyway, to prove that we've made up...
[20:18] ---
    Kiss!
[20:22] ---
    Wh-What are you doing?
[20:24] ---
    It's the Touhara "I'm
    not mad anymore!" kiss!
[20:27] ---
    Normally, it's on the
    forehead, but today,
[20:29] ---
    I did something a little different...
[20:31] ---
    and planted a special one near your lips!
[20:34] ---
    Your face has gone all red.
[20:36] ---
    Pretty hot!
[20:38] ---
    Asuha!
[20:40] ---
    You called me Asuha just now!
[20:43] ---
    I'll call you by your first name too, then!
[20:45] ---
    Me too!
[20:47] ---
    And me too!
[20:49] ---
    Me too!
[20:50] ---
    Lotte!
[20:51] ---
    Lady Lotte!
[20:52] ---
    Lotte!
[20:53] ---
    Princess Lotte!
[20:58] ---
    Thank you!
[21:00] ---
    Lotte smiled!
[21:02] ---
    She smiled!
[21:04] ---
    She did!
[21:11] ---
    Asuha, it's time to eat.
[21:13] ---
    Huh? She's not here.
[21:17] ---
    To Naoya
[21:20] ---
    A letter?
[21:26] ---
    It's from the princess.
[21:29] ---
    To Naoya.
[21:31] ---
    I'm sorry about yesterday.
[21:35] ---
    P.S. The meatballs weren't bad.
[21:40] ---
    Princess...
[21:51] ---
    Friends, huh?
[21:56] ---
    To be continued
[23:29] ---
    Ampersand of the Party
[23:31] ---
    I wonder what he's doing right now.
[23:34] ---
    I wonder if he's as
    busy as he usually is.
[23:37] ---
    The latest book in the series
    he said he liked is out now.
[23:41] ---
    I wonder if he'll be
    happy if I got it for him.

4 - Ampersand of the Party

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[00:00] ---
    
[00:02] ---
    Did all of you get
    your invitations?
[00:05] ---
    Yes!
[00:07] ---
    The parent-teacher party
    will be this weekend.
[00:11] ---
    Please give the invitations
    to your parents when you get home.
[00:14] ---
    Okay!
[00:16] ---
    Lotte, the party will
    be fun, won't it?!
[00:21] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[00:23] ---
    Yay! Yay!
[00:28] ---
    I'm sure Mother will
    be busy this weekend...
[02:05] ---
    Ampersand of the Party
[02:08] ---
    This is for you, Daddy!
[02:10] ---
    Huh? What's this?
[02:13] ---
    There's a party this weekend!
[02:17] ---
    Oh, a parent-teacher
    party. Sounds fun.
[02:21] ---
    You better come, Daddy!
[02:23] ---
    Of course I will.
[02:24] ---
    Yay!
[02:25] ---
    Do you think your mom and dad
    will be able to make it?
[02:28] ---
    I have no father,
[02:31] ---
    and my mother's extremely busy.
[02:37] ---
    Don't concern yourself with me.
[02:39] ---
    I'll have Olav or Judit
    accompany me, as usual.
[02:44] ---
    Princess...
[02:45] ---
    You have to ask her!
    She might say yes!
[02:48] ---
    Hey, Asuha!
[02:49] ---
    Why can't your mom come?
[02:52] ---
    Wh-Why...
[02:55] ---
    I know!
[02:56] ---
    Let's go ask her if she can come!
[02:59] ---
    Huh?
[03:00] ---
    I want to meet your mom!
[03:03] ---
    I'm sure she's really pretty!
[03:06] ---
    Well, it's true she's
    quite the beauty.
[03:10] ---
    Now I want to meet her even more!
[03:12] ---
    So, exactly how pretty is she?
[03:16] ---
    What actress does she look like?
[03:18] ---
    A-Actress?
[03:19] ---
    Or maybe she's the cute type?
[03:21] ---
    The princess mentioned
    her father just now...
[03:25] ---
    Lady Lotte's father, Lord Siaru,
[03:28] ---
    passed away due to illness...
[03:30] ---
    when Lady Lotte was young.
[03:33] ---
    And she doesn't...
[03:36] ---
    She doesn't get to see her
    mother that much, huh?
[03:39] ---
    She comes to the manor
    every once in a while,
[03:43] ---
    but Lady Lotte doesn't seem to
    get along very well with her.
[03:48] ---
    Then, let's go give her
    the invitation tomorrow!
[03:53] ---
    I-I guess we should.
[03:55] ---
    Then, it's decided!
[03:57] ---
    Don't just decide that by yourself!
[03:58] ---
    She really wants her
    to come, doesn't she?
[03:59] ---
    You just said we were going!
[04:00] ---
    No, I haven't decided yet!
[04:00] ---
    I'm sure she does.
[04:03] ---
    Hey, if we're going,
[04:05] ---
    we should bring her something!
[04:07] ---
    Hey! Wait!
[04:08] ---
    What's wrong?
[04:11] ---
    Don't just make all
    these decisions by yourself.
[04:13] ---
    Naoya, more tea.
[04:15] ---
    For me too!
[04:17] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[04:21] ---
    Princess, is there anything
    you need to prepare?
[04:25] ---
    Huh?
[04:26] ---
    You're going to see the
    Queen tomorrow, right?
[04:30] ---
    Naoya, you too?
[04:33] ---
    I guess I have to.
[04:35] ---
    If everyone insists, I
    guess I might after all.
[04:40] ---
    Yay!
[04:51] ---
    That's... the princess?
[05:03] ---
    What is it? It's late.
[05:05] ---
    I saw you out the window and was wondering...
[05:08] ---
    if you were having trouble sleeping.
[05:11] ---
    I brought you some hot milk.
[05:14] ---
    Would you like some?
[05:15] ---
    S-Sure.
[05:25] ---
    It's good.
[05:26] ---
    I'm glad.
[05:32] ---
    Hey, Naoya...
[05:33] ---
    Yes?
[05:35] ---
    Will Mother...
[05:36] ---
    Will Mother be bothered...
[05:41] ---
    I decided to go over
    there out of the blue?
[05:47] ---
    There's no mother out there...
[05:48] ---
    who wouldn't want to
    see their own child.
[05:51] ---
    Really?
[05:53] ---
    I guess you're really worrying about this, huh?
[05:55] ---
    That's not it at all!
[05:57] ---
    I'm sorry.
[06:07] ---
    Lady Lotte, do you have the invitation?
[06:10] ---
    Yes.
[06:11] ---
    How about your handkerchief?
[06:12] ---
    Tissues? Your mirror?
[06:14] ---
    Um... Have I forgotten anything?
[06:16] ---
    I-It's okay!
[06:18] ---
    I have everything!
[06:19] ---
    Everything's perfect!
[06:21] ---
    I never would have thought
    that the princess would want
[06:23] ---
    to see the Queen of her own will.
[06:24] ---
    I'm so moved!
[06:31] ---
    I'm crying so much, I can't see!
[06:36] ---
    Lady Lotte, you should probably get going.
[06:41] ---
    Yeah.
[06:42] ---
    Zelda.
[06:45] ---
    Take care, Princess.
[06:47] ---
    Bye!
[06:50] ---
    I wanted to go, too.
[06:53] ---
    You'll just have to
    miss out this time.
[06:55] ---
    How about we pick out...
[06:57] ---
    a dress for the party instead, Asuha?
[07:00] ---
    We'll dress you up and surprise Naoya!
[07:03] ---
    Yes, let's!
[07:05] ---
    Anyway, let's relax.
[07:08] ---
    I imagine the princess
    won't be back until night.
[07:11] ---
    You're right.
[07:15] ---
    Let's just leave him there.
[07:19] ---
    You've grown up to be a
    wonderful woman, Princess!
[07:24] ---
    Her first trip away, journeying to distant
    lands. Fight with all your might!
[07:30] ---
    Fight! With all your might, Princess!
[07:52] ---
    I'm sorry, Princess Lotte...
[07:56] ---
    The Queen is currently
    in an important meeting.
[07:59] ---
    Okay.
[08:03] ---
    Please wait in here.
[08:05] ---
    R-Right.
[08:07] ---
    I'll be standing just outside the door.
[08:09] ---
    If you need something,
    just say something.
[08:12] ---
    Okay.
[08:24] ---
    Wow!
[08:26] ---
    Pick any dress you like from in here.
[08:30] ---
    Yay!
[08:31] ---
    Thank you.
[08:34] ---
    Hey, Daddy! Look at this!
[08:37] ---
    I'll put this in my hair!
[08:40] ---
    I'm sure it'll look good on you.
[08:43] ---
    It smells like Mommy.
[08:46] ---
    Mommy?
[08:47] ---
    That's right.
[08:49] ---
    I got this hairpiece from my mommy.
[08:51] ---
    It's pretty.
[08:53] ---
    Yeah!
[08:55] ---
    Was that hair clip made in this country?
[08:58] ---
    It looks like a replica of a World Tree leaf.
[09:01] ---
    I wonder if Lotte will
    get to see her mom.
[09:04] ---
    Must be nice to see your mom.
[09:06] ---
    Asuha...
[09:08] ---
    Do you want to see your mom too, Asuha?
[09:10] ---
    Yes, please! My mommy's
    really pretty, isn't she?
[09:15] ---
    Yes, she is!
[09:18] ---
    I hope I can meet her someday.
[09:26] ---
    Mother's late...
[09:30] ---
    I guess it's really a problem
    trying to see her like this...
[09:37] ---
    Princess?
[09:39] ---
    I'll be right back.
[09:41] ---
    Oh, the bathroom.
[09:44] ---
    Princess, I'll go with you!
[09:46] ---
    I'll be fine!
[09:46] ---
    I'll be back in a second.
[09:49] ---
    I can't hold it!
[09:52] ---
    My Queen!
[09:54] ---
    Mother!
[09:55] ---
    I believe we've already covered this.
[09:58] ---
    If they don't want to
    go forward with that,
[10:00] ---
    tell them to come up
    with an alternative.
[10:02] ---
    My Queen, what will we do
    about this afternoon's meeting?
[10:06] ---
    Meeting?
[10:07] ---
    Well, I'm going to see Lotte
    so delay it thirty minutes.
[10:11] ---
    You can't do that!
[10:13] ---
    He's right. Please rethink the matter.
[10:16] ---
    I don't care. Just move
    it thirty minutes.
[10:19] ---
    My Queen!
[10:20] ---
    Please wait, my Queen!
[10:25] ---
    My god, the Queen sure gets moody sometimes.
[10:29] ---
    No, I think the princess
    is the problem here.
[10:32] ---
    She had to come when we're so busy.
[10:36] ---
    Seriously.
[10:42] ---
    Welcome back.
[10:44] ---
    We're going home.
[10:46] ---
    Huh?
[10:47] ---
    We're going back to the manor.
[10:49] ---
    Pr-Princess!
[10:55] ---
    Why are we so busy
    today of all the days?
[11:01] ---
    It's because we're getting ready
[11:03] ---
    for a large conference with
    our neighboring countries.
[11:06] ---
    Well yeah, I know that, but
    I hope Lotte isn't upset.
[11:13] ---
    I'm coming in.
[11:15] ---
    Sorry I made you wait...
[11:19] ---
    Lotte?
[11:27] ---
    An invitation to the
    parent-teacher party.
[11:32] ---
    She came here to give me this?
[11:37] ---
    My Queen, this weekend is...
[11:40] ---
    I know.
[11:44] ---
    I know it is...
[12:08] ---
    The princess came home
    surprisingly early, didn't she?
[12:11] ---
    Yeah.
[12:15] ---
    Lotte, did you give your
    mom the invitation?
[12:18] ---
    Of course I did!
[12:19] ---
    It was a piece of cake.
[12:21] ---
    I ran in, handed it to
    her, and ran out again.
[12:25] ---
    If I stayed too long, it'd distract
    her from her duties as Queen.
[12:28] ---
    I see!
[12:29] ---
    You haven't said anything
    since you got back,
[12:32] ---
    so I was worried!
[12:33] ---
    S-Sorry about that.
[12:36] ---
    You worked hard today, Princess.
[12:40] ---
    I-I guess so.
[12:41] ---
    Well, I'm glad!
[12:43] ---
    The party this weekend will be fun!
[12:45] ---
    Yeah.
[12:50] ---
    Effie, more bread!
[12:53] ---
    Right away!
[12:54] ---
    Lady Lotte, would you like more?
[12:56] ---
    No, I'm fine.
[12:58] ---
    If you don't eat a lot,
[12:59] ---
    you won't get big boobs like Effie!
[13:03] ---
    Shut up, Asuha!
[13:51] ---
    Lotte.
[14:09] ---
    Wow!
[14:13] ---
    Amazing!
[14:15] ---
    Princess Astarotte, would you
    like to meet my son first?
[14:20] ---
    No, Princess!
[14:21] ---
    I think you should meet mine!
[14:23] ---
    Please meet my son!
[14:27] ---
    As expected from the princess,
    you're always busy.
[14:32] ---
    I thought I heard a disgusting voice.
[14:35] ---
    It was you after all, Elika.
[14:37] ---
    Stupid brat.
[14:39] ---
    You want something?
[14:40] ---
    Not really.
[14:42] ---
    Nothing important.
[14:45] ---
    Your usual old man isn't accompanying you this time.
[14:49] ---
    Oh, him?
[14:54] ---
    He's part of my harem.
[14:59] ---
    Huh?
[15:00] ---
    Harem?
[15:01] ---
    What?!
[15:03] ---
    Th-That means you've already...
[15:05] ---
    I guess so, huh?
[15:08] ---
    No way...
[15:10] ---
    That can't be true!
[15:11] ---
    Not a little kid like you!
[15:13] ---
    It's true.
[15:14] ---
    I don't believe it!
[15:16] ---
    It doesn't matter whether
    you believe it or not.
[15:16] ---
    She's fighting with Elika again.
[15:18] ---
    I've graduated from milk...
[15:19] ---
    They must be good friends!
[15:21] ---
    You wouldn't even recognize me anymore!
[15:25] ---
    I'll show you!
[15:26] ---
    I won't just be drinking
    tomato juice anymore!
[15:30] ---
    Geez, she's always so persistent.
[15:33] ---
    This is why I don't like vampires.
[15:36] ---
    Lotte!
[15:38] ---
    Asuha! Everyone came?
[15:41] ---
    What were you looking at just now?
[15:43] ---
    My watch.
[15:45] ---
    When is your mom coming?
[15:47] ---
    The Queen's coming here?
[15:50] ---
    She's never come to one of
    the school events before!
[15:54] ---
    I'm looking forward to it!
[15:55] ---
    Really?
[16:07] ---
    Princess...
[16:51] ---
    Lotte's mom didn't come, did she?
[16:55] ---
    No...
[17:05] ---
    Lotte!
[17:35] ---
    Princess, shall I bring
    you some hot milk?
[17:40] ---
    I don't need it.
[17:42] ---
    I'm sure the Queen had something
[17:44] ---
    she had to do all of a sudden.
[17:51] ---
    No.
[17:55] ---
    Princess?
[17:57] ---
    I never gave it to her.
[17:59] ---
    I never gave Mother the invitation.
[18:08] ---
    If I'd known I was going
[18:10] ---
    to feel like this I never would've gone.
[18:19] ---
    I'm sorry.
[18:22] ---
    I didn't realize you were
    in this much pain...
[18:30] ---
    Princess.
[18:32] ---
    Shut up!
[18:33] ---
    Don't worry about me!
[18:35] ---
    I'll feel even more pathetic!
[18:42] ---
    Mother...
[18:46] ---
    Mother...
[18:48] ---
    I'm sure the Queen knows how you feel.
[19:22] ---
    Why am I always like this?
[19:25] ---
    You had them rush through the meeting,
[19:28] ---
    but unfortunately, it didn't work out.
[19:30] ---
    Those stupid ministers of the
    Cabinet just wouldn't let me go.
[19:33] ---
    Well, that's pretty much their job.
[19:40] ---
    It just never works out, does it?
[19:43] ---
    My Queen...
[19:46] ---
    Lotte.
[19:49] ---
    Can we stop please?
[19:54] ---
    What's wrong, My Queen?
[19:58] ---
    My Queen?
[20:00] ---
    I'm going to see Lotte.
[20:02] ---
    Right now?
[20:04] ---
    Let me see her sleeping, at least.
[20:09] ---
    I understand.
[20:11] ---
    Sorry, Ursula.
[20:16] ---
    Not at all.
[20:30] ---
    What's this smell?
[20:34] ---
    It smells familiar...
[20:57] ---
    Huh?
[21:04] ---
    It smells like mommy.
[21:10] ---
    Mommy?
[21:12] ---
    What are you saying?
[21:14] ---
    Actually, why is there a kid here?
[21:18] ---
    Wait...
[21:22] ---
    Are you Asuhariet?
[21:24] ---
    What's going on, Asuha?
[21:26] ---
    Um, Mommy's...
[21:29] ---
    Mommy?
[21:35] ---
    You're...
[21:38] ---
    Are you...
[21:40] ---
    Asuhariet?!
[21:52] ---
    Mother...
[23:30] ---
    Quotation of Crossing
[23:30] ---
    What's the best thing to do
    in a situation like this?
[23:35] ---
    If it was me,
[23:36] ---
    I'd eat radish slices and
    chicken and veggies,
[23:39] ---
    then I'd take a bath, and I'd be good as new,
[23:42] ---
    but I guess Lotte does things differently?

5 - Quotation of Crossing

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[00:03] ---
    Y-You're that girl...
[00:06] ---
    Wait! Does that mean...
[00:08] ---
    You're Asuha's...
[00:09] ---
    Asuhariet's...
[00:11] ---
    Mama!
    Papa!
[00:14] ---
    It's been so long!
[00:15] ---
    Asuhariet's grown so big!
[00:18] ---
    But why are you here?
[00:19] ---
    I... I have so many things
    I need to say to you!
[00:28] ---
    Ten years ago...
[00:31] ---
    You did all those things to me...
[00:34] ---
    when I was still just a kid...
[00:38] ---
    And just when I thought you left,
[00:41] ---
    you appeared out of thin
    air three years later.
[00:44] ---
    You told me Asuha was my child,
[00:47] ---
    left her with me, and vanished again.
[00:50] ---
    I don't think that was very
    responsible of you, do you?
[00:54] ---
    Daddy...
[00:56] ---
    I thought...
[00:59] ---
    I thought I'd finally got to see you
    again and this is all you can say...
[01:04] ---
    Mer—
[01:05] ---
    I mean, what the hell?
[01:06] ---
    Honey, I hate you!
[01:07] ---
    Honey?
[01:11] ---
    Wait!
[01:17] ---
    Mommy flew away.
[02:53] ---
    Quotation of Crossing
[02:56] ---
    This looks good!
[02:58] ---
    I tried making some
    cinnamon rolls today.
[03:03] ---
    Good morning, Lotte!
[03:05] ---
    Yeah, good morning.
[03:08] ---
    We're having cinnamon rolls this morning!
[03:10] ---
    Cool.
[03:21] ---
    I see. Asuha's mother, huh?
[03:26] ---
    That's right.
[03:29] ---
    That means...
[03:31] ---
    Asuha's hairpiece really
    is from the Monster Realm.
[03:36] ---
    This is bad...
[03:39] ---
    Um...
[03:40] ---
    Yes?
[03:41] ---
    Why do you say it's bad?
[03:43] ---
    No. That's not...
[03:51] ---
    Master Naoya.
[03:52] ---
    Yes?
[03:54] ---
    The individual you met last night...
[03:57] ---
    The individual you know as Asuha's mother...
[04:00] ---
    is the ruler of the kingdom of Ygvarland,
[04:02] ---
    Mercelída the First.
[04:05] ---
    Or in other words,
[04:07] ---
    Princess Astarotte's mother.
[04:09] ---
    What?!
[04:13] ---
    Mercelída, Asuha, Astarotte, Naoya.
[04:13] ---
    Um...
[04:14] ---
    Th-That means...
[04:16] ---
    Calm down, Master Naoya.
[04:19] ---
    That's right.
[04:21] ---
    The princess and Asuha have the same mother,
[04:24] ---
    but different fathers,
    making them half-sisters.
[04:28] ---
    Surely not...
[04:30] ---
    The princess and Asuha are sisters...
[04:34] ---
    The Queen's illegitimate child, huh?
[04:38] ---
    But why?
[04:40] ---
    If she was illegitimate, she
    could have just adopted her.
[04:44] ---
    Why did she hide her in the
    Realm of Man with Master Naoya?
[04:49] ---
    Master Naoya.
[04:51] ---
    Yes?
[04:52] ---
    I'd like to ask you to keep this
    a secret from the princess.
[04:57] ---
    I understand.
[05:05] ---
    Oh, welcome back!
[05:07] ---
    Have you finished breakfast?
[05:09] ---
    Yeah.
[05:11] ---
    But Lotte didn't eat anything at all.
[05:14] ---
    I'm sure she's depressed...
[05:16] ---
    because her mom couldn't
    come to the party.
[05:19] ---
    Daddy, what's wrong?
[05:22] ---
    Asuha, about yesterday...
[05:26] ---
    Did you find out more about Mommy?!
[05:28] ---
    Where is she?!
[05:33] ---
    Do you want to see Mommy?
[05:35] ---
    Yeah.
[05:36] ---
    I haven't been able to
    talk to her at all.
[05:40] ---
    I have so much I want
    to talk to her about.
[05:44] ---
    You're right.
[05:45] ---
    I couldn't tell her what was
    really important, either.
[05:49] ---
    The one thing I really wanted to say.
[05:52] ---
    Yeah.
[05:53] ---
    But before that...
[05:56] ---
    there's something I have
    to tell you about your mom.
[06:01] ---
    What is it?
[06:03] ---
    You see...
[06:20] ---
    I finally saw him again and...
[06:23] ---
    I have so many things
    I need to say to you!
[06:27] ---
    I guess I'm the one at fault, though.
[06:32] ---
    I didn't get to see Lotte either.
[06:34] ---
    I'm really bad at this.
[06:38] ---
    But he didn't have to get
    so mad at me, did he?
[06:44] ---
    Next time I see him...
[06:46] ---
    Next time...
[06:51] ---
    I miss him.
[06:54] ---
    Excuse me, Your Highness.
[06:57] ---
    What is it, Isold?
[07:01] ---
    I'd like you to choose who will
    be accompanying you tonight.
[07:04] ---
    Who shall it be?
[07:07] ---
    Let me see...
[07:12] ---
    Excuse me!
[07:20] ---
    I've brought drinks.
[07:22] ---
    Drinks!
[07:24] ---
    New girls?
[07:26] ---
    What are your names?
[07:27] ---
    N-Naomi.
[07:32] ---
    So this is Mommy's harem!
[07:34] ---
    A-Asuha!
[07:36] ---
    She's a cute little madam, isn't she?
[07:38] ---
    Th-This is my younger sister, Asuha.
[07:41] ---
    Nice to meet you all!
[07:44] ---
    I'm sure you'll grow up
    to be quite the woman.
[07:45] ---
    You'll be a real beauty,
    just like your sister.
[07:49] ---
    Thank you.
[07:56] ---
    You want to go see the Queen?
[08:00] ---
    You can't just request an audience with her,
[08:02] ---
    given the situation you're in.
[08:05] ---
    I'd want to see her again if possible!
[08:09] ---
    There's something Asuha and
    I need to talk to her about.
[08:13] ---
    You're serious, aren't you?
[08:15] ---
    Yes.
[08:17] ---
    If you're going to sneak in,
[08:19] ---
    the best way to get in is
    via the harem, the Peach Rose.
[08:21] ---
    Zelda...
[08:22] ---
    Effie, you're here too?
[08:24] ---
    Sorry.
[08:26] ---
    The harem shoulld have less security
    than the palace itself.
[08:29] ---
    I see...
[08:31] ---
    That makes sense.
[08:33] ---
    If you disguise yourselves
    and sneak in...
[08:36] ---
    Disguise?!
[08:37] ---
    That's right!
[08:39] ---
    Wait just a second!
[08:45] ---
    It'll be perfect if you
    wear this to sneak in!
[08:47] ---
    Wha—
[08:48] ---
    Isn't that a maid uniform?
[08:48] ---
    Woohoo!
[08:51] ---
    Zelda, Effie, give me a hand.
[08:53] ---
    W-Wait a second.
[08:57] ---
    What are you doing?!
[08:59] ---
    Calm down!
[09:00] ---
    If you don't try it on,
    we won't know if it fits!
[09:02] ---
    Deal with it!
[09:04] ---
    Daddy, you're so cute!
[09:07] ---
    Excuse me!
[09:12] ---
    I was so nervous.
[09:13] ---
    That was pretty cool!
[09:14] ---
    Everyone thought you were a girl!
[09:18] ---
    I never thought we'd be forced to sneak...
[09:20] ---
    into the castle with these outfits.
[09:24] ---
    But it does seem like no one
    will suspect a thing now.
[09:28] ---
    Let's hurry up and find Merce.
[09:31] ---
    Yeah!
[09:36] ---
    An attractive young man,
[09:38] ---
    approximately 170cm tall.
[09:41] ---
    In his 20s,
[09:42] ---
    but looks like he's only in his teens.
[09:45] ---
    One who would probably look good in female clothing.
[09:47] ---
    Ears as short as physically possible.
[09:50] ---
    She's requesting someone
    rather specific tonight.
[09:53] ---
    Yeah, it's almost as if she
    already has someone in mind.
[09:58] ---
    But is that man in the harem?
[10:01] ---
    It's the job of the Escort
    Selection Official to find him if he is.
[10:05] ---
    I guess you're right.
[10:07] ---
    Anyway, good luck.
[10:09] ---
    Yeah.
[10:11] ---
    Let's see...
[10:16] ---
    Huh?
[10:18] ---
    What's this?
[10:21] ---
    Doesn't look like this is the one.
[10:23] ---
    Yeah.
[10:24] ---
    Let's try the next room, Asuha.
[10:25] ---
    You over there!
[10:28] ---
    What are you doing here?
[10:30] ---
    Um, well, I'm...
[10:33] ---
    Um...
[10:37] ---
    Stare.
[10:39] ---
    I-Is something wrong?
[10:42] ---
    What are you doing all of a sudden?!
[10:45] ---
    Please stay still!
[10:47] ---
    Stop it!
[10:48] ---
    Not there!
[10:57] ---
    You're male, aren't you?
[11:00] ---
    Daddy, your wig!
[11:02] ---
    Your cover's already been blown, you know...
[11:04] ---
    You there.
[11:05] ---
    Y-Yes?
[11:06] ---
    You will accompany the Queen tonight.
[11:10] ---
    What?
[11:11] ---
    The queen?
[11:13] ---
    That's what I said.
[11:15] ---
    Gladly!
[11:16] ---
    This is my younger brother.
[11:19] ---
    Is it okay if he comes with me?
[11:23] ---
    I guess that'll be fine.
[11:26] ---
    Thank you.
[11:38] ---
    I've brought your
    escort for the night.
[11:41] ---
    Did you fulfill my request to the letter?
[11:44] ---
    Excuse me.
[11:49] ---
    Honey!
[11:51] ---
    Asuhariet's here too.
[11:54] ---
    Wh-What are you doing here?
[11:58] ---
    You need to get more
    complaints of your chest?
[12:00] ---
    Queen... I mean, Mercelída.
[12:05] ---
    There's one thing I didn't get to say to you.
[12:06] ---
    That's why I'm here.
[12:15] ---
    Thank you.
[12:18] ---
    I've...
[12:20] ---
    I've wanted to say that to you for a while.
[12:23] ---
    That's why I came all the way here.
[12:26] ---
    I owe my life to this child.
[12:29] ---
    She gave me a reason to live.
[12:33] ---
    Thank you for giving birth to her...
[12:36] ---
    and for giving her to me.
[12:39] ---
    Thank you.
[12:42] ---
    Mommy.
[12:45] ---
    Thank you for making me and Daddy happy.
[12:57] ---
    God, what on earth...?
[13:37] ---
    Mother...
[13:51] ---
    Merce...
[13:53] ---
    What is it, honey?
[13:54] ---
    Could you stop calling me that?
[13:58] ---
    Ten years ago, when I first met you,
[14:02] ---
    you told me about all of that stuff.
[14:04] ---
    About what?
[14:06] ---
    About your sisters.
[14:08] ---
    Everyone fought over the
    crown and ended up dying.
[14:13] ---
    You told me you'd rather
    not have been born...
[14:17] ---
    into royalty because of that.
[14:21] ---
    That's what you said, right?
[14:25] ---
    That's why you left
    Asuha with me, isn't it?
[14:32] ---
    You did it so she wouldn't get involved...
[14:33] ---
    in a fight with other royals.
[14:35] ---
    You did it so that she and
    her sister, the princess,
[14:38] ---
    wouldn't start hating each other.
[14:41] ---
    Am I right?
[14:44] ---
    Hey...
[14:46] ---
    Yes?
[14:47] ---
    Lotte...
[14:49] ---
    hates me, doesn't she?
[14:53] ---
    The princess doesn't hate you at all.
[14:57] ---
    She loves you a lot.
[14:59] ---
    That can't be true.
[15:01] ---
    It is.
[15:04] ---
    I see...
[15:05] ---
    Um...
[15:07] ---
    Could I make a request?
[15:11] ---
    Make a request?
[15:18] ---
    I'm back.
[15:20] ---
    Welcome back, Naoya.
[15:22] ---
    Sorry it took so long.
[15:27] ---
    It looks like everything went well.
[15:30] ---
    It did. Thanks to all of you.
[15:33] ---
    Only getting back in the morning, huh?
[15:35] ---
    Must have been fun.
[15:38] ---
    Princess...
[15:41] ---
    The princess seems quite upset.
[15:44] ---
    Seems that way.
[15:46] ---
    Asuha, time for school.
[15:49] ---
    Hurry up and get ready.
[15:50] ---
    Yeah...
[15:52] ---
    Geez.
[16:01] ---
    Good morning.
[16:03] ---
    Good morning!
[16:05] ---
    Good morning.
[16:06] ---
    Nice to see you now that we're back.
[16:08] ---
    Did you have a good weekend?
[16:10] ---
    Yep.
[16:11] ---
    Good morning.
[16:13] ---
    Good morn—
[16:14] ---
    What's up with her?
[16:17] ---
    She seems really upset.
[16:19] ---
    I guess she's still mad
    about the party last week.
[16:21] ---
    She must have been pretty excited...
[16:22] ---
    about the possibility
    of the Queen showing up.
[16:36] ---
    How boring.
[16:43] ---
    Hey, Lotte.
[16:51] ---
    Good morning, everyone.
[16:54] ---
    Queen Mercelída!
[16:57] ---
    Wow!
[17:00] ---
    Wow!
[17:08] ---
    I've made today a special
    school visitation day.
[17:16] ---
    Everyone, quiet please.
[17:19] ---
    I'll explain now.
[17:22] ---
    Oh, Headmaster Enja.
[17:25] ---
    There were many of you who had parents...
[17:27] ---
    who were busy over the weekend,
[17:29] ---
    and couldn't attend the party,
[17:32] ---
    which left a few of you feeling bitter.
[17:35] ---
    So we rushed to make today
    an official visitation day.
[17:42] ---
    Even if I'm busy,
[17:44] ---
    I still want to see my daughter growing up.
[17:49] ---
    Mother...
[17:51] ---
    Can I call my mom now?
[17:55] ---
    Me too!
[17:57] ---
    Me too!
[17:57] ---
    Me three!
[18:03] ---
    So, anyone can visit the
    school at any point today!
[18:11] ---
    Wh-Why?
[18:13] ---
    What happened to you also
    happened to everyone else.
[18:16] ---
    To everyone else...
[18:18] ---
    I see.
[18:31] ---
    Everyone's dressed up in gorgeous outfits.
[18:34] ---
    They're all stoked.
[18:35] ---
    Lotte's mom is actually the
    least fancily-dressed.
[18:44] ---
    I guess I didn't put enough
    effort into my outfit.
[18:46] ---
    Picking something out for a
    school visit is pretty hard.
[18:50] ---
    Everyone looks really
    happy, thanks to the Queen.
[18:53] ---
    Yeah.
[18:54] ---
    Good for you, Lotte.
[18:58] ---
    Princess.
[19:00] ---
    Thank you.
[19:02] ---
    Thanks to your mother,
    my mother came here too!
[19:06] ---
    I want to thank you, too.
[19:09] ---
    Thank you!
[19:10] ---
    You made all of this happen.
[19:11] ---
    I'm happy.
    Thank you!
[19:12] ---
    I-I didn't do anything...
[19:17] ---
    If you're going to thank someone...
[19:20] ---
    thank the Queen.
[19:23] ---
    Thank you!
[19:26] ---
    You're welcome.
[19:30] ---
    Mother...
[19:33] ---
    Goodbye.
[19:35] ---
    Bye!
[19:36] ---
    See you tomorrow!
[19:41] ---
    I guess everything worked out.
[19:44] ---
    Mother, what's all this?
[19:47] ---
    Oh, this?
[19:49] ---
    I wasn't sure what you
    wear to a school visit,
[19:52] ---
    so I just pulled some
    things out of my wardrobe,
[19:54] ---
    and brought them with me.
[19:58] ---
    Lotte, are you okay?!
[20:00] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[20:10] ---
    That's...
[20:11] ---
    Oh, that's yours, isn't it, Lotte?
[20:15] ---
    I've been meaning to
     give it to you for a while now,
[20:19] ---
    but I never found the right moment...
[20:26] ---
    You keep it.
[20:28] ---
    Huh?
[20:29] ---
    So that when I go to your place next time,
[20:33] ---
    we can sleep in the same bed maybe...
[20:38] ---
    Sure.
[20:40] ---
    Oh, yeah.
[20:41] ---
    Huh?
[20:42] ---
    Here you go.
[20:45] ---
    I'd prefer it if you to gave me
    these in person from now on.
[20:49] ---
    I'll definitely come and see you.
[20:53] ---
    Okay!
[20:56] ---
    Thank you, Mother!
[21:01] ---
    And then, Lotte's mom had a really nice suit
    on and looked really cool in it!
[21:07] ---
    Right, Lotte?
[21:09] ---
    Indeed.
[21:11] ---
    Mother looks amazing whatever she's wearing.
[21:14] ---
    The school visit was really fun!
[21:17] ---
    That's great.
[21:19] ---
    I'm glad.
[21:21] ---
    Oh, that's right.
[21:23] ---
    Did you kiss your mom on the forehead?
[21:25] ---
    Huh?
[21:26] ---
    If you make up with someone,
[21:28] ---
    you have to kiss them on the forehead!
[21:30] ---
    R-Really?
[21:33] ---
    Hey! Don't teach her
    something like that!
[21:35] ---
    Huh? Why?
[21:37] ---
    It's the Touhara-style
    makeup forehead kiss!
[21:39] ---
    Is that bad?
[21:40] ---
    That's not exactly the problem...
[21:44] ---
    Then. what is the problem?
[21:46] ---
    Well, um...
[21:49] ---
    Spit it out!
[21:51] ---
    It's not like you die after doing it once.
[23:29] ---
    Caret of Being Lost
[23:30] ---
    I have nothing to do...
[23:32] ---
    Yeah, nothing at all.
[23:34] ---
    When I'm asleep, there's nothing to do.
[23:35] ---
    When I'm awake, there's nothing to do.
[23:36] ---
    Even when I jump...
[23:38] ---
    Yeah, still nothing.
[23:40] ---
    It's because I'm bored, you know?
[23:42] ---
    Do you understand? Bored!

6 - Caret of Being Lost

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[00:00] ---
    ==
[00:09] ---
    Princess, you've received a letter.
[00:12] ---
    Right.
[00:14] ---
    Good work.
[00:24] ---
    Tickets to an amusement park?
[00:27] ---
    I haven't been to one in a while.
[00:33] ---
    Brings back memories.
[00:45] ---
    It seems like he's
    been doing a good job,
[00:48] ---
    and it's up to the master
    to reward the servants.
[00:53] ---
    Nao—
[00:53] ---
    Master Naoya!
[00:56] ---
    Sorry, but could you give me a hand?
[00:59] ---
    Gotcha!
[01:01] ---
    I'll be right there.
[01:04] ---
    Sorry about that, Princess.
[01:05] ---
    I'll finish cleaning up later.
[01:08] ---
    R-Right.
[02:44] ---
    Caret of Being Lost
[02:45] ---
    What are you guys doing?!
[02:48] ---
    That's my toy!
[02:51] ---
    You can't just use him
    however you please.
[02:54] ---
    I'm sorry, Lady Lotte.
[02:58] ---
    We just kinda...
[03:03] ---
    I guess we took advantage
    of how kind he is.
[03:08] ---
    There's no point having him here...
[03:09] ---
    if I can't use him when I want!
[03:11] ---
    I'll be more careful from now on.
[03:13] ---
    I'm sorry about that.
[03:16] ---
    So then, Princess...
[03:17] ---
    What?
[03:18] ---
    What did you need Master Naoya for?
[03:21] ---
    O-Oh, it was nothing major.
[03:25] ---
    Nothing, like, important, anyway...
[03:29] ---
    I didn't really have
    anything specific...
[03:31] ---
    More like if I did have
    something or something...
[03:37] ---
    So, yeah...
[03:40] ---
    I'm done here!
[03:42] ---
    Get back to work!
[03:43] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[03:47] ---
    God!
[03:48] ---
    I understand how you feel, though.
[03:50] ---
    It's rather easy to send
    Master Naoya on errands.
[03:55] ---
    Naoya's at fault here, too!
[03:56] ---
    If I can't make use
    of him when I want to,
[03:58] ---
    then there's no point
    in him being my toy!
[04:02] ---
    How about you put a collar on him?
[04:05] ---
    Huh?
[04:07] ---
    P-Princess...
[04:11] ---
    So wonderful...
[04:12] ---
    Anyway, where is Naoya now?!
[04:16] ---
    Master Naoya?
[04:19] ---
    He's in town doing some shopping.
[04:22] ---
    God!
[04:23] ---
    I guess that's the way it has to be.
[04:25] ---
    Who sent him shopping?
[04:31] ---
    Et tu, Judit?!
[04:33] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[04:35] ---
    God, you people.
[04:44] ---
    Upset
[04:44] ---
    Lotte's really upset.
[04:47] ---
    That's not true.
[04:49] ---
    Daddy's been out for a while.
[04:51] ---
    Yeah.
[04:52] ---
    He should have been back by now...
[04:55] ---
    Upset
[04:55] ---
    I don't care about him!
[04:59] ---
    She's really upset, isn't she?
[05:01] ---
    Yeah.
[05:06] ---
    I'm back.
[05:08] ---
    Sorry I was late.
[05:10] ---
    On my way back,
[05:11] ---
    the milk lady stopped me and
    I couldn't turn her down,
[05:14] ---
    so, on the carriage back...
[05:16] ---
    Huh? She's not here...
[05:19] ---
    Hi, everyone!
[05:20] ---
    I'm Striped Panty Man!
[05:23] ---
    Now wear my face!
[05:25] ---
    Uh... I'm sorry!
[05:32] ---
    You're Briefs Man!
[05:34] ---
    What are you going to do?!
[05:36] ---
    It's all over for you!
[05:38] ---
    Part of my face is all stretched out
    and I can't muster up my strength!
[05:41] ---
    I wonder if she's upstairs.
[05:43] ---
    Princess,
[05:46] ---
    are you there?
[05:52] ---
    Huh? Striped Panty Man?
[06:04] ---
    Naoya the womanizer
[06:07] ---
    Womanizer...
[06:09] ---
    No, now's not the time for this.
[06:11] ---
    Princess, where are you?
[06:14] ---
    Princess?
[06:15] ---
    Princess?!
[06:17] ---
    Lady Lotte?!
    Princess?!
[06:19] ---
    Princess?
[06:21] ---
    Are you hiding?
[06:23] ---
    Come out, Princess!
[06:27] ---
    Princess!
[06:37] ---
    Naoya's too cocky...
[06:39] ---
    He's supposed to be my toy.
[06:43] ---
    I wish I'd never gotten this.
[06:46] ---
    Naoya, you jerk.
[06:56] ---
    Princess...
[06:58] ---
    Princess!
[07:03] ---
    Princess!
[07:05] ---
    Where are you?
[07:08] ---
    Please answer me!
[07:14] ---
    All right.
[07:16] ---
    The coast is clear.
[07:16] ---
    Princess!
[07:19] ---
    I'm so relieved...
[07:21] ---
    W-What do you want?
[07:23] ---
    I didn't call for you!
[07:26] ---
    Everyone's worried because it's late...
[07:28] ---
    and you're not in the manor.
[07:32] ---
    Shut up!
[07:34] ---
    You're not there when I want you...
[07:36] ---
    and you show up when
    I don't want you to!
[07:38] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[07:41] ---
    You're my toy!
[07:44] ---
    What's wrong with you?
[07:46] ---
    I apologize.
[07:48] ---
    You're too quick to listen to
    what others tell you to do.
[07:52] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
[07:55] ---
    If you understand, then go back home.
[07:58] ---
    Huh? But what about you?
[08:01] ---
    I'm staying here a little longer.
[08:03] ---
    You can't...
[08:04] ---
    Let's go back together.
[08:06] ---
    Everyone's worried about you.
[08:07] ---
    Shut up!
[08:09] ---
    Do you think it's that easy
    to make me feel better?
[08:12] ---
    I...
[08:14] ---
    Then, what should I do?
[08:16] ---
    Like I know!
[08:17] ---
    Princess...
[08:19] ---
    I've had enough!
[08:20] ---
    You should just go back to
    the Realm of Man already.
[08:33] ---
    Did the gate open?
[08:47] ---
    Why did the gate open?
[09:01] ---
    P-Princess!
[09:11] ---
    Naoya...
[09:12] ---
    Princess!
[10:03] ---
    All right. Time to ea—
[10:14] ---
    Lotte isn't picking up.
[10:16] ---
    Yeah...
[10:20] ---
    Princess, it's me!
[10:22] ---
    Naoya.
[10:23] ---
    Princess!
[10:24] ---
    Please answer me!
[10:26] ---
    Hello?
[10:33] ---
    Master Naoya...
[10:35] ---
    Lotte seems pretty upset.
[10:38] ---
    Depressed
[10:38] ---
    I can't believe it...
[10:42] ---
    That's strange.
[10:44] ---
    Does it reject magical power?
[10:47] ---
    Judit, I couldn't get through to her.
[10:49] ---
    A communications device
    from the Realm of Man...
[10:51] ---
    didn't work either, huh?
[10:54] ---
    Princess...
[10:56] ---
    You needn't worry so much.
[10:58] ---
    She seems fine.
[11:00] ---
    Look at this.
[11:04] ---
    It's Lotte!
[11:06] ---
    I never would have expected the Guardian
    Spirits we left to watch your place...
[11:09] ---
    to come in handy like this.
[11:12] ---
    I'm so glad.
[11:14] ---
    The Guardian Spirits are experts
    at all kinds of housework.
[11:17] ---
    The princess should have
    everything she needs there.
[11:21] ---
    Princess...
[11:23] ---
    The problem now is how
    she'll get back here.
[11:29] ---
    So long as we don't
    know the first thing...
[11:31] ---
    about how the gate works,
    we can't go and get her.
[11:34] ---
    Is there any way to get her back?
[11:36] ---
    If we knew that, we wouldn't be
    in this situation in the first—
[11:37] ---
    Maybe Master Sorveig would know.
[11:40] ---
    Sor?
[11:41] ---
    Who's that?
[11:43] ---
    A great sage that's said
    to have been alive...
[11:45] ---
    for over three hundred years...
[11:47] ---
    and has a great amount of knowledge.
[11:49] ---
    There's someone like that around?!
[11:50] ---
    Yes.
[11:51] ---
    Wow! Wow!
[11:54] ---
    Judit, let's go meet him!
[11:59] ---
    Please!
[12:01] ---
    I guess we can.
[12:03] ---
    I'll make arrangements.
[12:05] ---
    News DiO: The Yearly Sekichou
    Evening Firework Show
[12:05] ---
    Next up on the news...
[12:07] ---
    Mwahaha! I'll invade the Earth!
[12:12] ---
    I guess they don't air
    Striped Panty Man over here.
[12:15] ---
    How lame.
[12:22] ---
    This is awesome!
[12:25] ---
    So cool!
[12:29] ---
    It's dangerous, Asuha.
[12:31] ---
    We'll be at the Ivory Tower shortly.
[12:33] ---
    R-Right.
[12:36] ---
    The Great Sage, Sorveig.
[12:39] ---
    I've heard that the Great Sage, Sorveig,
[12:41] ---
    is quite an eccentric person.
[12:43] ---
    I've gone to see her once before,
[12:46] ---
    but I couldn't even meet with her.
[12:48] ---
    Really?
[12:51] ---
    W-Well, more like she...
[12:53] ---
    You couldn't answer her riddle,
[12:55] ---
    so you couldn't see her, right?
[12:57] ---
    She's been upset ever since...
[12:59] ---
    and wondering why her
    answer wasn't right.
[13:04] ---
    Shut up!
[13:05] ---
    Anyway, Master Naoya!
[13:07] ---
    Y-Yes?
[13:08] ---
    We're counting on you.
[13:10] ---
    U-Understood.
[13:11] ---
    Roger that!
[13:19] ---
    What's this?
[13:28] ---
    W-Why's there water
    coming out of there?!
[13:37] ---
    How do we get in?
[13:41] ---
    For thou art to shed it,
[13:43] ---
    and in so doing, may gain...
[13:45] ---
    the free wings to dance in the heavens.
[13:49] ---
    The rabbit spoke!
[13:51] ---
    Is this the riddle?
[13:53] ---
    Daddy, what type of question is it?
[13:57] ---
    Let's see...
[13:59] ---
    Basically, if we rid
    ourselves of something,
[14:02] ---
    we'll be able to fly freely in the sky.
[14:04] ---
    So, the question would be what that is.
[14:08] ---
    I see.
[14:09] ---
    Something we'd have to get rid
    of in order to fly in the sky.
[14:15] ---
    Wings...
[14:16] ---
    Birds.
[14:17] ---
    Birds' eggs.
[14:18] ---
    The shell of an egg?
[14:20] ---
    Or maybe you're ridding yourself of it,
[14:22] ---
    so an empty shell... a
    shedding from a cicada?
[14:27] ---
    Either one would work.
[14:29] ---
    Hey, Daddy.
[14:31] ---
    What are you doing, Asuha?
[14:32] ---
    We're supposed to put the right
    answer in this box, right?
[14:36] ---
    Yeah...
[14:36] ---
    Bird's egg / Cicada shell
[14:41] ---
    Wings...
[14:42] ---
    Flying in the sky...
[14:44] ---
    Flying in the sky...
[14:46] ---
    Flying...
[14:49] ---
    Maybe we're thinking too hard
    about flying in the sky.
[14:53] ---
    Huh?
[14:54] ---
    Maybe we need to think
    about feelings of freedom,
[14:56] ---
    or the feeling of being
    unbound from something.
[14:59] ---
    Feelings of freedom, huh?
[15:01] ---
    Freedom...
[15:04] ---
    Being unbound...
[15:10] ---
    I got it!
[15:11] ---
    Really?
[15:12] ---
    That's great, Asuha!
[15:16] ---
    Asuha?
[15:18] ---
    It's panties!
[15:21] ---
    W-Wait, Asuha!
[15:23] ---
    There we go!
[15:25] ---
    That can't be it....
[15:29] ---
    This is.. underwear?
[15:32] ---
    Yeah, when you take off your panties,
[15:35] ---
    your heart's released,
    and you feel free!
[15:39] ---
    I see.
[15:40] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[15:44] ---
    Very well.
[15:45] ---
    I did it!
[15:46] ---
    Yay! Yay!
[15:49] ---
    You're okay with that?
[15:53] ---
    Excuse us!
[15:55] ---
    Excuse us!
[16:06] ---
    I'm the Great Sage, Sorveig.
[16:10] ---
    Ingrid Sorveig Sorgríms.
[16:14] ---
    What would you like?
[16:16] ---
    She's so small...
[16:21] ---
    What is this?
[16:32] ---
    I see.
[16:34] ---
    You'd like to retrieve the
    daughter of the Queen.
[16:38] ---
    That's correct.
[16:39] ---
    I'm aware of the warping
    of the World Tree.
[16:43] ---
    It's because the magic of
    the succubus royal family...
[16:46] ---
    carries the key capable of opening
    the gate to other realms.
[16:54] ---
    So, that means all the
    work Judit is doing...
[16:57] ---
    ...is completely pointless.
[17:00] ---
    The succubus are a race...
[17:02] ---
    dating back to the Realm of the Gods.
[17:04] ---
    There's a reason their
    lineage is considered noble.
[17:10] ---
    That means...
[17:11] ---
    That's correct.
[17:15] ---
    Either the succubus princess must
    open the gate of her own volition...
[17:19] ---
    or you must ask the Queen
    for her assistance.
[17:23] ---
    That can't be...
[17:24] ---
    Well, you shouldn't be that worried.
[17:27] ---
    Once the daughter of the Queen...
[17:28] ---
    realizes the difference between the
    Realm of Man and the Monster Realm,
[17:30] ---
    she'll come back on her own.
[17:32] ---
    What's the difference?
[17:34] ---
    The Realm of Man doesn't have much magic in the air,
[17:38] ---
    so she'll be unable to replenish her power.
[17:40] ---
    Thus, it's difficult for
    one from the Monster Realm...
[17:44] ---
    to live in the Realm of Man.
[17:46] ---
    The opposite holds quite true as well.
[17:50] ---
    In any event, the daughter
    of the Queen's magic...
[17:53] ---
    should be able to sense
    that she's in danger.
[17:55] ---
    No need to worry.
[17:57] ---
    Even so,
[17:59] ---
    you're the first who
    gave me underwear...
[18:01] ---
    as a response to my riddle.
[18:04] ---
    Quite interesting.
[18:06] ---
    Good thing I was wearing them, huh?!
[18:08] ---
    Make sure you always wear some.
[18:12] ---
    Hey, Ini!
[18:13] ---
    Ini?
[18:14] ---
    Your name was so long
    I couldn't remember it,
[18:17] ---
    so I shortened it down!
[18:18] ---
    No dice?
[18:20] ---
    I've never had anyone
    call me by name before.
[18:24] ---
    Call me whatever you'd like.
[18:27] ---
    Never had anyone call you by your name?
[18:29] ---
    You've been like this the whole time?
[18:32] ---
    That's right.
[18:33] ---
    I've lived alone this whole time.
[18:36] ---
    That's...
[18:39] ---
    I've gathered almost all the
    knowledge of this world.
[18:43] ---
    There's no need to go outside.
[18:52] ---
    Asuha!
[18:53] ---
    I do, on rare occasions, leave,
[18:56] ---
    but that's for my research.
[18:58] ---
    I don't meet anyone.
[19:14] ---
    A nice breeze.
[19:20] ---
    Sage.
[19:22] ---
    What is it?
[19:23] ---
    Could you help us get the princess back?
[19:27] ---
    I've already told you.
[19:28] ---
    She'll come back even
    if you leave her be.
[19:31] ---
    I want to see her and
    talk to her properly.
[19:34] ---
    Talk to her...
[19:37] ---
    Yes.
[19:38] ---
    I hurt her.
[19:42] ---
    Hey, Ini.
[19:43] ---
    I want to ask you, too.
[19:45] ---
    Daddy always tells me it's bad
    to let fights drag on too long!
[19:52] ---
    Kiss!
[19:54] ---
    What was that?
[19:56] ---
    It's a kiss to ask for a favor!
[19:58] ---
    Kiss?
[19:59] ---
    A kiss, huh?
[20:01] ---
    I don't really understand,
    but it does tickle.
[20:05] ---
    Sage. I beg you to do this for us.
[20:09] ---
    You two are quite interesting.
[20:12] ---
    Very well.
[20:13] ---
    I shall depart for the World Tree.
[20:16] ---
    Thank you!
[20:17] ---
    Isn't this great, Daddy?
[20:19] ---
    Thank you, Ini!
[20:21] ---
    I'll show you the way.
[20:27] ---
    Naoya was cute at one time.
[20:43] ---
    Huh?
[20:46] ---
    That's it?
[20:48] ---
    How lame.
[20:53] ---
    Lame...
[21:05] ---
    She showed up!
[21:06] ---
    It's in color, unlike
    Judit's crystal ball!
[21:11] ---
    Of course it is.
[21:17] ---
    This is...
[21:21] ---
    This is bad.
[21:22] ---
    What's wrong?
[21:24] ---
    I'm not detecting much magic
    from the princess's body.
[21:27] ---
    What?!
[21:29] ---
    That can't be...
[21:30] ---
    That means the princess...
[21:32] ---
    That's right.
[21:33] ---
    The daughter of the Queen...
[21:35] ---
    no longer has the magic
    to open the World Tree.
[21:39] ---
    That means...
[21:41] ---
    She can't make it home.
[21:45] ---
    Princess...
[21:50] ---
    Naoya, you jerk.
[23:30] ---
    Secret Apostrophe
[23:30] ---
    It's not my fault!
[23:33] ---
    I bet if anyone did that,
    had said those things...
[23:35] ---
    had that done to them,
    they'd do the same thing!
[23:38] ---
    This is the Realm of Man?!
[23:39] ---
    What's that creature?
[23:41] ---
    There's an iron alpaca running!

7 - Secret Apostrophe

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[00:12] ---
    Daddy, good luck.
[00:16] ---
    Right. I'll be back soon.
[00:18] ---
    At the present time,
[00:19] ---
    the princess who is trapped
    in the Realm of Man,
[00:21] ---
    doesn't have enough magic
    to open the World Tree gate.
[00:28] ---
    So, to save the Princess,
[00:30] ---
    you need to go to the Realm of Man and restore her magic.
[00:35] ---
    Where you'll...
[00:37] ---
    Use the magic in this World Tree sapling...
[00:41] ---
    to return Princess Astarotte to normal.
[00:44] ---
    Thank you.
[00:46] ---
    If that doesn't work,
    you know what to do.
[00:50] ---
    Huh?
[00:51] ---
    Let her suck it out.
[00:54] ---
    Suck. Suck.
[00:58] ---
    Good luck!
[01:00] ---
    This is an emergency.
[01:01] ---
    So at least let her have a good time
[01:02] ---
    and something worth remembering.
[01:04] ---
    Master Touhara Naoya, hurray!
[01:06] ---
    Master Touhara Naoya, hurray!
[01:08] ---
    Master Touhara Naoya, hurray!
[01:15] ---
    I'm sure you'll be just fine, Daddy.
[01:17] ---
    Good luck!
[01:19] ---
    Anyway, I'll do my best.
[01:23] ---
    Fight!
[01:24] ---
    I'll be monitoring her
    from here, as well.
[01:27] ---
    Do not worry and get going.
[01:30] ---
    Okay.
[01:35] ---
    Great Sage, I really
    appreciate your help.
[01:38] ---
    Thank you.
[01:41] ---
    S-Sure.
[01:44] ---
    Get going.
[01:54] ---
    What is that?!
[01:57] ---
    It's all wet!
[01:59] ---
    It's really, really wet!
[02:02] ---
    I...
[03:50] ---
    Secret Apostrophe
[04:23] ---
    The owners of this house are currently out...
[04:29] ---
    I'm sorry I'm late, Princess.
[04:33] ---
    Princess, don't just
    close the door on me!
[04:36] ---
    Shut your mouth and be quiet!
[04:40] ---
    Now he won't be able to...
[04:43] ---
    Wh-Why do you have that key?!
[04:45] ---
    This is my house, y'know...
[04:48] ---
    Curses...
[05:00] ---
    Princess!
[05:01] ---
    Hmph!
[05:04] ---
    Princess! Please open up!
[05:16] ---
    Princess...
[05:18] ---
    Standing there is dangerous...
[05:21] ---
    I don't remember asking
    you to come here!
[05:24] ---
    If you can't follow your
    master's instructions,
[05:28] ---
    you're a failure as a toy.
[05:30] ---
    Failure
[05:32] ---
    Princess!
[05:35] ---
    W-Well, I'm not evil, so I'll
    give you one last chance.
[05:41] ---
    Take a look at these!
[05:45] ---
    These are Guardian Spirits.
[05:47] ---
    They take care of houses
    in place of their owners!
[05:49] ---
    They're particularly
    strong against people...
[05:51] ---
    Excuse me.
[05:52] ---
    who try to sneak into a
    house they're watching over.
[05:54] ---
    Naoya, if you wish to reclaim
    your title as my toy,
[05:58] ---
    then you must break into
    this house,
[06:01] ---
    that the Guardian Spirits are watching,
     and try to reach me.
[06:04] ---
    P-Princess...
[06:06] ---
    What's wrong?
[06:07] ---
    You scared?
[06:08] ---
    No, that's not the problem...
[06:10] ---
    Then, what exactly?!
[06:12] ---
    I can... see your panties.
[06:20] ---
    You creep!
[06:22] ---
    Ow...
[06:36] ---
    God, stupid Naoya...
[06:39] ---
    He needs to be punished for trying
[06:41] ---
    to sneak a peek at his master's panties.
[06:46] ---
    What are you going
    to do with that wig?
[06:49] ---
    I think it's obvious.
[06:50] ---
    Make Naoya put it on and
    walk around town with it on.
[06:52] ---
    I'm not sure about that...
[06:57] ---
    Why are you here already, Naoya?!
[07:03] ---
    What happened to the Guardian Spirits?!
[07:04] ---
    The Guardian Spirits?!
[07:07] ---
    Hey! I thought I ordered
    you to stop him!
[07:12] ---
    The master of this house is...
[07:14] ---
    ...Naoya, so...
[07:16] ---
    ...we must obey him.
[07:18] ---
    Huh?
[07:19] ---
    I'm Naoya's master!
[07:20] ---
    The master of a master
    should be the master!
[07:23] ---
    Hey!
[07:27] ---
    Um, Princess?
[07:37] ---
    You've done well to make it this far!
[07:40] ---
    Very well. I shall face you myself!
[07:43] ---
    Now, come at me!
[07:46] ---
    Princess...
[07:49] ---
    Let's go back.
[07:52] ---
    You've had a bad experience
    because of my faults.
[07:57] ---
    I'm sorry.
[07:58] ---
    Don't just apologize
    after all that!
[08:01] ---
    B-Besides, I like it here.
[08:04] ---
    I won't go back yet.
[08:06] ---
    We're all waiting for
    you to come back.
[08:09] ---
    Myself included.
[08:13] ---
    I won't make you feel
    uncomfortable again.
[08:18] ---
    I swear.
[08:21] ---
    Let's go back together, Princess.
[08:26] ---
    W-Well, I guess you're right.
[08:28] ---
    I've started getting bored here
[08:30] ---
    and if I stay here too long,
[08:31] ---
    it'll be a problem for everyone back home.
[08:33] ---
    I have to take care of things
    because I'm a princess, after all.
[08:36] ---
    Right.
[08:37] ---
    Y-Yes.
[08:39] ---
    I don't really want to, but...
[08:44] ---
    I mean, I have to, you know?
[08:50] ---
    I've finally been able
    to make up with you.
[08:56] ---
    It's really because I
    have to go back, okay?
[08:59] ---
    Okay.
[09:08] ---
    Now, how do we get back?
[09:12] ---
    Princess, what's the matter?
[09:16] ---
    Oh, if you need to use the restroom,
[09:17] ---
    go through the living room
    and you'll see it in front—
[09:19] ---
    That's not the problem!
[09:20] ---
    God...
[09:23] ---
    If you make up with someone,
[09:25] ---
    you have to kiss them on the forehead.
[09:32] ---
    What's wrong?
[09:33] ---
    We were fighting, weren't we?
[09:38] ---
    Fighting? I wouldn't go that far...
[09:42] ---
    We were fighting, right?
[09:43] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[09:46] ---
    After you fight, y'know,
    you make up, right?
[09:51] ---
    Yeah...
[09:52] ---
    And we made up, didn't we? Didn't we?
[09:58] ---
    Yeah, I guess we did.
[10:02] ---
    And...
[10:04] ---
    And when you make up...
[10:06] ---
    When you make up?
[10:08] ---
    The Touhara-style...
[10:13] ---
    Right!
[10:45] ---
    They're kissing!
[10:50] ---
    Bah. It's only on the forehead.
[10:52] ---
    Welcome back.
[10:54] ---
    W-Wait, this is just...
[10:57] ---
    A romance that starts with
    the forehead. Forever.
[11:01] ---
    Wrong number of syllables...
[11:03] ---
    Shut up!
[11:08] ---
    Well, this is quite odd.
[11:11] ---
    What is?
[11:13] ---
    Princess Astarotte's magic is back to normal.
[11:16] ---
    Wouldn't that be because
    of the World Tree sapling?
[11:20] ---
    No, she came back
    using her own power,
[11:22] ---
    and opened the World Tree door herself.
[11:24] ---
    I guess her power came back because
    of the kiss on the forehead.
[11:28] ---
    That can't be.
[11:30] ---
    In order to restore a succubus' power,
[11:32] ---
    contact between mucous
    membranes must be present.
[11:34] ---
    It can't happen with a
    kiss on the forehead.
[11:41] ---
    Well, in that case, this has
    gotten quite interesting.
[11:58] ---
    Lotte...
[11:59] ---
    I mean, the princess... she isn't here?
[12:01] ---
    I'm sorry about that, Lady Draupnils.
[12:06] ---
    Princess Astarotte is at the amusement park...
[12:08] ---
    with a person from her harem today.
[12:10] ---
    Oh, what a coincidence.
[12:11] ---
    I was going to invite her to
    the amusement park, as well.
[12:15] ---
    Huh? What was that?!
[12:16] ---
    She almost missed that
[12:16] ---
    Someone from her harem?!
[12:18] ---
    Th-That's correct.
[12:21] ---
    So, she was telling the truth
    at the parent-teacher party?
[12:25] ---
    She's going on a date at an
    amusement park! That brat!
[12:28] ---
    What? Daddy and Lotte went
    to the amusement park?
[12:32] ---
    That's correct.
[12:33] ---
    They went without
    telling me? No fair.
[12:36] ---
    She just said "Daddy," didn't she?
[12:38] ---
    Is she...
[12:39] ---
    I wanted to go too.
[12:41] ---
    They're going on a date
    because they made up.
[12:45] ---
    You should let them be.
[12:47] ---
    I see.
[12:48] ---
    Miss, would you like to go
    to the amusement park with me?
[13:02] ---
    I guess they have amusement parks
     like this in the Monster Realm too.
[13:07] ---
    Princess, where do you
    want to go first?
[13:11] ---
    Soft serve ice cream.
[13:15] ---
    Okay.
[13:19] ---
    Here you go.
[13:20] ---
    Thank you.
[13:24] ---
    Princess!
[13:27] ---
    Sorry it took so long.
[13:29] ---
    Here you go.
[13:31] ---
    Thanks.
[13:37] ---
    Princess.
[13:39] ---
    There's some on your cheek.
[13:48] ---
    That's something couples do!
[13:52] ---
    You're... You're...
[13:54] ---
    You're no better than a cow!
[13:57] ---
    Princess...
[13:58] ---
    Ma'am, this isn't that
    kind of attraction!
[14:06] ---
    So, you're the daughter of a Count?
[14:10] ---
    Yes, I am of the noble vampire race's direct lineage.
[14:13] ---
    Well, I say that, but the
    Count's nothing more...
[14:15] ---
    than a ruler of a territory under
    this kingdom's protection.
[14:18] ---
    You can call me Elika, though.
[14:21] ---
    You can call me Asuha.
[14:23] ---
    Let's see... Where's Lotte?
[14:27] ---
    Where's Daddy?
[14:31] ---
    Hmph.
[14:34] ---
    Oh.
[14:42] ---
    This is cute, isn't it?
[14:43] ---
    It is.
[14:45] ---
    So, why are you here?
[14:48] ---
    I got some complimentary tickets,
    so I decided to take a look.
[14:52] ---
    What about you?
[14:53] ---
    I got some complimentary tickets
     so I came.
[14:58] ---
    I see.
[15:00] ---
    He's part of your harem, right?
[15:03] ---
    Y-Yeah, is something wrong?
[15:05] ---
    So, how far have you gone?
[15:12] ---
    All the way, of course.
[15:15] ---
    A-All the way?
    You mean like "Bark bark"?
[15:19] ---
    No way. You mean you've
    even "meow meow'd"?
[15:23] ---
    Y-Yeah, of course.
[15:25] ---
    I've "bark bark'd," "meow
    meow'd," the works.
[15:28] ---
    What?!
[15:29] ---
    You haven't "cock a doodle doo'd"
[15:31] ---
    because you could, have you?
[15:34] ---
    "Cock a doodle doo"
    isn't even a big deal.
[15:39] ---
    Well, whatever.
[15:43] ---
    I guess you've grown up quite a bit.
[15:46] ---
    O-Of course.
[15:49] ---
    Since you're all grown
    up and a lady now,
[15:53] ---
    that shouldn't be any
    problem for you, should it?
[15:55] ---
    That?
[15:58] ---
    Of course.
[16:02] ---
    A haunted house, huh?
[16:11] ---
    I won't be holding
    onto you or anything!
[16:13] ---
    Get all weird thoughts out of your head!
[16:35] ---
    Let's hurry it up a bit!
[16:37] ---
    Princess, that's dangerous!
[17:02] ---
    That was fun, wasn't it, Princess?
[17:05] ---
    It was more cute than scary.
[17:09] ---
    Lotte!
[17:18] ---
    Use mine!
[17:22] ---
    Princess, this way.
[17:34] ---
    Do you always walk around
    with a pair of panties?
[17:38] ---
    Asuha often forgets to wear them,
[17:41] ---
    so I carry them just in case.
[17:44] ---
    I'm glad they were of use.
[17:48] ---
    Let's go.
[17:49] ---
    Right.
[17:55] ---
    Shouldn't we follow them?
[17:58] ---
    We can't get in the way
    of their date any further.
[18:00] ---
    You're right.
[18:02] ---
    Anything you want to ride?
[18:04] ---
    The roller coaster!
[18:06] ---
    Sure, but you're wearing
    panties, right?
[18:09] ---
    It'll be fine.
[18:34] ---
    Princess, let's ride the ferris wheel.
[18:38] ---
    I'm sure it'll have a great view.
[18:41] ---
    Let's go!
[19:02] ---
    Can't see the manor.
[19:04] ---
    The forest's in the way.
[19:06] ---
    But from up here, the amusement park looks kinda cute
[19:09] ---
    since it looks like a town made of toys.
[19:15] ---
    Princess...
[19:16] ---
    I...
[19:19] ---
    Why am I such a kid?
[19:22] ---
    You don't like me like this, do you?
[19:25] ---
    I mean, look at what happened on our date...
[19:31] ---
    It's embarrassing,
[19:33] ---
    but I'm this old and yet,
    I still wet the bed sometimes.
[19:44] ---
    Princess...
[19:54] ---
    I'll tell you something.
[19:56] ---
    I didn't stop wetting the
    bed until I turned twelve.
[20:00] ---
    Naoya...
[20:02] ---
    I couldn't tell Asuha that...
[20:04] ---
    because she stopped at five and it'd just be embarrassing...
[20:07] ---
    but I'll let you in on it.
[20:11] ---
    It'll be our secret.
[20:16] ---
    I see.
[20:17] ---
    Then, I'll stop before I reach twelve!
[20:21] ---
    Then I can make fun of you!
[20:25] ---
    Okay, if you stop earlier than I did...
[20:27] ---
    Yeah, what?
[20:30] ---
    Then, you can tell Asuha about everything!
[20:34] ---
    All right!
[20:37] ---
    You'd better remember what you just said!
[20:43] ---
    Sure.
[21:08] ---
    What's this?
[21:10] ---
    The Great Sage's Ivory Tower.
[21:17] ---
    Oh, did you come to see me?
[21:20] ---
    Wow!
[21:22] ---
    Why is your house here, Ini?
[21:24] ---
    Well, you see,
[21:27] ---
    I was thinking it'd be nice...
[21:29] ---
    if I was closer,
    we could see each other whenever.
[21:36] ---
    I'll be...
[21:43] ---
    your lover now.
[21:48] ---
    I can't believe you!
[21:56] ---
    To be continued.
[23:29] ---
    Forceful Comma
[23:32] ---
    Lover?
[23:33] ---
    A-A person of love?
[23:35] ---
    Does that mean what I think it does?
[23:37] ---
    I don't really get it.
[23:38] ---
    Is like and love so different?
[23:42] ---
    Are they actually completely different?

8 - Forceful Comma

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[00:03] ---
    Queen Mercelída,
[00:05] ---
    I, as well, am honored that you've
    taken the time to see me.
[00:08] ---
    It is mutual, Ambassador Þorhelga.
[00:11] ---
    I never would have expected you,
    the princess of Svarthæð,
[00:13] ---
    to come here as a Goodwill Ambassador.
[00:16] ---
    Yes.
[00:24] ---
    Your country is currently making every effort to emancipate slaves within its borders...
[00:27] ---
    and restore relations with the various
    races of the Monster Realm.
[00:30] ---
    We view that as very favorable
    to our national interest.
[00:34] ---
    We hope to continue a friendly
    relationship between our two states.
[00:38] ---
    Thank you for your words.
[00:40] ---
    Also, I believe there was a request
    made for your younger brother,
[00:43] ---
    Prince Sigurð, to transfer to
    a school here for foreign study?
[00:48] ---
    Where is the prince now?
[00:51] ---
    Um...
[00:54] ---
    This country's the bomb!
[01:01] ---
    The food's good and there's all the
    well-endowed cutie-pies you could ever want!
[01:09] ---
    Hey.
[01:10] ---
    Here you go, Prince.
[01:12] ---
    Take a bite.
[01:16] ---
    That's good!
[01:18] ---
    Hey, you gotta have some of mine, too.
[01:20] ---
    Okay. Okay. You don't
    have to force me.
[01:24] ---
    Prince!
[01:26] ---
    Oh, Dora, what's up?
[01:28] ---
    Why are you out of breath?
[01:31] ---
    I can't believe you!
[01:33] ---
    You've only just transferred into a school here!
[01:36] ---
    What are you doing?!
[03:10] ---
    
[03:13] ---
    I found it!
[03:14] ---
    It's the store over there!
[03:15] ---
    Yippee! Daddy, c'mon!
[03:19] ---
    Asuha, wait for me!
[03:26] ---
    This is what's popular, huh?
[03:28] ---
    Yeah, they sell clothes
    and all kinds of other things...
[03:30] ---
    from a bunch of different countries.
[03:33] ---
    Welcome.
[03:34] ---
    Come on. Don't just stand
    there. Let's go in.
[03:40] ---
    They have a lot!
[03:42] ---
    Lotte, let's try stuff on!
[03:44] ---
    Y-Yeah, okay, you don't have to drag me.
[03:48] ---
    How nice.
[03:54] ---
    Tada!
[04:00] ---
    Meow.
[04:10] ---
    They all look good on you!
[04:12] ---
    They're great.
[04:13] ---
    Of course. We could be in a magazine.
[04:22] ---
    Princess?
[04:23] ---
    Well... Which do you think looks best?
[04:30] ---
    Hm... Let me think.
[04:38] ---
    It's a smock!
[04:39] ---
    I remember those!
[04:40] ---
    I knew it'd look great on you!
[04:43] ---
    You remind me of Asuha when she was younger.
[04:47] ---
    What traditional clothes are these?
[04:51] ---
    This is a kindergarten outfit
     from a country in the East.
[04:57] ---
    I'm just a kid with a body
    that'll never be like my mom's, I guess!
[05:02] ---
    God, Lady Helga made
    the school transfer request herself,
[05:05] ---
    and you went to a place like that...
[05:07] ---
    from the get-go? I can't believe you.
[05:11] ---
    Oh, that.
[05:12] ---
    I'm supposed to study abroad,
[05:14] ---
    but I just got back from
    the battlefield, you know?
[05:17] ---
    Battlefield?
[05:18] ---
    You mean the military academy, right?
[05:20] ---
    Pretty much the same thing.
[05:25] ---
    Listen up.
[05:26] ---
    You need to learn how
    to act like a prince...
[05:29] ---
    and make friends with high-ranking
    nobles of other countries.
[05:33] ---
    Yeah, whatever.
[05:34] ---
    Are you even listening to me?!
[05:40] ---
    Hey, watch it! You almost
    broke my gorgeous ass!
[05:47] ---
    I should be one who's mad here!
[05:51] ---
    If a guy's butt was scratched or broken,
[05:54] ---
    it wouldn't even be
    that much of a problem!
[05:58] ---
    But, if for some reason,
[06:00] ---
    I was hurt, me being pure and all,
[06:03] ---
    exactly how would you take
    responsibility for that?
[06:07] ---
    R-Responsibility?
[06:09] ---
    Princess!
[06:10] ---
    Lotte!
[06:14] ---
    What took you so long?
[06:15] ---
    Anyway, watch where you're walking!
[06:20] ---
    Princess, are you okay?
[06:22] ---
    You're paying for everything today.
[06:24] ---
    What?!
[06:26] ---
    Princess!
[06:32] ---
    Hey, Dora,
[06:34] ---
    do you think it hurt when
    she fell from heaven?
[06:36] ---
    What?
[06:38] ---
    Huh? What the hell?
[06:40] ---
    Does anyone even use that line anymore?
[06:41] ---
    I've decided. I'm gonna marry that girl.
[06:44] ---
    Uh... I don't think
    she's really your type.
[06:48] ---
    Besides, she's the princess of
    this country, Princess Astarotte.
[06:54] ---
    How do you think I can get
    another chance to see her?
[06:59] ---
    What...?
[07:00] ---
    Well...
[07:07] ---
    I thought I'd get to see Lotte!
[07:09] ---
    Why the hell are the girls
    and guys in separate buildings?!
[07:12] ---
    I think that's obvious.
[07:13] ---
    It's so wolves like you
    can't get close to them.
[07:17] ---
    Damn.
[07:19] ---
    Actually, why are you
    wearing a guy's uniform?
[07:22] ---
    Why? It's 'cause I was asked to watch you.
[07:28] ---
    Well, good for you.
[07:30] ---
    I guess you don't have to worry
    about anyone finding out, at least.
[07:33] ---
    Huh?
[07:34] ---
    Well, you know,
[07:35] ---
    you're pretty flat.
[07:39] ---
    Sorry about that!
[07:41] ---
    Anyway, you better not try to
    sneak into the girls' building.
[07:45] ---
    If you get expelled right
    after getting here... Wait.
[07:49] ---
    Huh?
[07:53] ---
    That stupid prince!
[07:57] ---
    What a view.
[07:59] ---
    Nice.
[08:02] ---
    That's really nice!
[08:06] ---
    One, two. One, two.
[08:08] ---
    Everyone's marvelous.
[08:15] ---
    Girls with leggings,
[08:17] ---
    and miraculous breasts.
[08:21] ---
    Anyway, where's the princess?
[08:26] ---
    There she is!
[08:27] ---
    One, two, three, woo!
[08:27] ---
    That's my Lotte.
[08:30] ---
    You're cute when you're dancing, too.
[08:33] ---
    Huh?
[08:35] ---
    Here you go.
[08:39] ---
    That guy... Wait. He was
    with her in town too...
[08:43] ---
    Could he be her boyfriend?!
[08:45] ---
    Maybe he's trying to woo her...
[08:47] ---
    Damn it. I can't just stand here.
[08:49] ---
    I can't let a girly-looking guy
    like that dude get one over on me!
[09:01] ---
    This school's security sucks.
[09:05] ---
    The military academy
    trained me pretty well.
[09:09] ---
    What are you doing?
[09:11] ---
    Hey. Guys aren't supposed
    to be over here.
[09:14] ---
    Spying on us gets the death penalty.
[09:17] ---
    Wait a second!
[09:18] ---
    I just came over here to tell the
    girl I fell in love with that I like her.
[09:23] ---
    That's all?
[09:24] ---
    Well, good luck.
[09:26] ---
    Yeah, thanks.
[09:31] ---
    This is the guy on the poster!
[09:33] ---
    Oh, you're right!
[09:35] ---
    Poster?
[09:36] ---
    Lewd
[09:45] ---
    Don't move!
[09:46] ---
    What's going on?!
[09:48] ---
    I'm watching you, remember?
[09:50] ---
    Emergency alert.
[09:51] ---
    Emergency alert.
[09:53] ---
    Sigurð Svarthæð, a Class-B
    threat, has been located.
[09:59] ---
    Wait!
[10:01] ---
    Stop him, no matter what!
[10:10] ---
    Miina will punish any naughty wolf who is after the girls!
[10:14] ---
    Huh?
[10:14] ---
    You're surprisingly cute.
[10:17] ---
    Want me to teach you a hard lesson?
[10:23] ---
    No fun.
[10:25] ---
    This won't stop me!
[10:27] ---
    This won't stop the flames
    of love in my heart!
[10:37] ---
    I've brought some clam chowder I made...
[10:41] ---
    from Effie's special milk.
[10:43] ---
    I've been waiting all day for this!
[10:44] ---
    It looks good!
[10:45] ---
    The smell alone makes you hungry.
[10:53] ---
    It's the weirdo from before!
[10:57] ---
    Lotte...
[11:15] ---
    I'm the Prince of Svarthæð.
[11:18] ---
    Sigurð Svarthæð.
[11:21] ---
    Princess Astarotte.
[11:23] ---
    I ask for your hand in marriage.
[11:38] ---
    Queen Mercelída...
[11:40] ---
    I, Sigurð, am honored you have made room...
[11:44] ---
    for us at the party tonight.
[11:47] ---
    Sigurð, can't you introduce
     yourself like normal people?
[11:51] ---
    Oh, it's fine.
[11:53] ---
    It's not an official function, anyway.
[11:55] ---
    Today's function is more of an informal party,
[11:58] ---
    so don't worry about it.
[11:59] ---
    Thank you!
[12:01] ---
    It's good to be so energetic.
[12:02] ---
    I'm sorry about him.
[12:08] ---
    Úrsúla?
[12:10] ---
    Yeah, I got it. Work, work.
[12:13] ---
    What a pain.
[12:15] ---
    Huh?
[12:16] ---
    No, it's nothing.
[12:19] ---
    Anyway, I apologize,
[12:21] ---
    but I have to take my leave here.
[12:23] ---
    I believe my daughter, Astarotte,
[12:26] ---
    will make an appearance soon.
[12:27] ---
    Roger, mother-in—
[12:29] ---
    I mean, Queen Mercelída.
[12:37] ---
    Um, Princess...
[12:42] ---
    Why have you stopped talking to me?
[12:50] ---
    Do you not know?
[12:53] ---
    Why didn't you say anything
    when that happened?
[12:56] ---
    Princess Astarotte.
[12:58] ---
    I ask for your hand in marriage.
[13:07] ---
    Th-That's pretty sudden...
[13:15] ---
    There he is!
[13:16] ---
    Over there!
[13:19] ---
    I've accomplished my goal here.
[13:21] ---
    I'll find my own way out.
[13:30] ---
    I thought you were a rival,
[13:32] ---
    but I guess you're just a coward.
[13:33] ---
    Nothing to worry about, it seems.
[13:35] ---
    Anyway, Lotte, think about
    how you want to respond.
[13:56] ---
    Well, I didn't sense any
    danger towards you, so...
[14:00] ---
    So, that was all fine then?
[14:03] ---
    You don't think that's pathetic?
    You're a guy, aren't you?
[14:06] ---
    That guy said all that stuff to you!
[14:08] ---
    And...
[14:10] ---
    He was trying to steal me away...
[14:17] ---
    Princess!
[14:20] ---
    Princess.
[14:21] ---
    The guests are waiting for you.
[14:24] ---
    Let's get going, Princess.
[14:29] ---
    Whatever! I don't care anymore!
[14:38] ---
    I see...
[14:39] ---
    That happened at school, then?
[14:41] ---
    Right after he transferred...
[14:44] ---
    I was asked to watch him and
    I still let it happen...
[14:46] ---
    You can't stop him that easily.
[14:49] ---
    You're right...
[14:51] ---
    That being said,
[14:53] ---
    I'm going to be busy trying to
    improve relations for a while.
[14:59] ---
    Lady Helga, I'll do something so that idiot—
[15:02] ---
    I mean, so the Prince won't do anything else...
[15:06] ---
    to insult the Princess.
[15:08] ---
    Thanks.
[15:09] ---
    That weirdo's here too.
[15:13] ---
    Yeah.
[15:14] ---
    If he tries to get close to you again,
[15:16] ---
    I'll kick him in the balls.
[15:21] ---
    Thanks. Do that for me.
[15:33] ---
    Damn, that little brat.
[15:35] ---
    She's watching me wherever I go.
[15:38] ---
    I can't even get close to her.
[15:42] ---
    But love flourishes the
    more obstacles...
[15:44] ---
    are put in the way to prevent it.
[15:48] ---
    I believe Lotte's green
    room is here somewhere.
[15:54] ---
    There we go.
[15:58] ---
    Dora's not really trying very hard.
[16:01] ---
    She doesn't have her eye on me at all.
[16:04] ---
    Who's there?!
[16:05] ---
    What are you doing there?
[16:07] ---
    You're...
[16:10] ---
    My sweet beloved!
[16:21] ---
    I never thought you'd
    call out to me, Lotte.
[16:24] ---
    Don't get your hopes up.
[16:26] ---
    Anyone would yell at someone
    suspicious like that.
[16:29] ---
    Well, I guess you have a point.
[16:31] ---
    What are you doing here alone, anyway?
[16:35] ---
    I... thought there
    were flowers blooming.
[16:38] ---
    Flowers?
[16:41] ---
    They're not out yet, huh?
[16:43] ---
    I thought I'd be able to calm down a bit...
[16:45] ---
    by looking at some flowers.
[16:49] ---
    I see...
[16:52] ---
    How about we go for a little walk?
[16:56] ---
    But...
[17:00] ---
    Being royalty gets tiring after a while.
[17:03] ---
    We can go out for just a
    bit. Just for a change of pace.
[17:07] ---
    Yeah.
[17:20] ---
    I wonder why my chest feels so heavy.
[17:24] ---
    Almost like I can't relax.
[17:31] ---
    Princess...
[17:32] ---
    I'd like to talk to you for a second.
[17:43] ---
    Princess?
[17:50] ---
    Good atmosphere!
[17:53] ---
    You're pretty forceful.
[17:55] ---
    Are you always like that?
[17:57] ---
    Yeah, sorry if you don't like it.
[18:00] ---
    I was raised in the military,
[18:01] ---
    so I guess I'm kinda
    rough around the edges.
[18:03] ---
    Military?
[18:04] ---
    Yeah.
[18:05] ---
    My country has been
    in a constant state of war.
[18:08] ---
    My first memory is of being entered...
[18:10] ---
    into the military
    as an officer candidate.
[18:14] ---
    Well, in the end, all the
    fighting stopped suddenly,
[18:18] ---
    and I didn't really get
    to be much of an officer.
[18:23] ---
    "A boy becomes a man when he either kills someone...
[18:25] ---
    or feels a woman's embrace for the first time."
[18:29] ---
    What's that?
[18:30] ---
    A saying they have in the military.
[18:32] ---
    So, I decided on the latter.
[18:39] ---
    You're pretty forthright.
[18:40] ---
    You're not that bad.
[18:44] ---
    Anyway, I don't mean to rush you, but...
[18:49] ---
    I'd like an answer.
[18:52] ---
    The moment I met you,
[18:54] ---
    it was like I'd finally met the
    person I've been looking for.
[18:57] ---
    It was like I knew I wanted
    to be with you forever.
[19:00] ---
    It doesn't really sound right
    when I try to put it into words.
[19:03] ---
    Do you think liking someone is logical?
[19:06] ---
    It's not logical?
[19:08] ---
    Yeah. I mean, I'm not sure,
[19:10] ---
    but you get happy just thinking about the other person,
[19:13] ---
    and you get mad sometimes, too.
[19:16] ---
    Anyway, I've fallen in love with you.
[19:19] ---
    I don't care if we
    just start out as friends!
[19:20] ---
    If that's what you tell me.
[19:22] ---
    Anyway, please just answer me!
[19:30] ---
    Naoya...
[19:32] ---
    Princess!
[19:42] ---
    Princess... Let's head back.
[19:46] ---
    Everyone's worried about you.
[19:50] ---
    Hey, weakling!
[19:52] ---
    Don't just show up and get in the way of
    someone else's lovey-dovey moment.
[20:09] ---
    Sorry.
[20:10] ---
    I'm sorry I surprised you.
[20:17] ---
    Let's go back together.
[20:27] ---
    Wait.
[20:34] ---
    It was you.
[20:36] ---
    I didn't expect you to ask for me.
[20:39] ---
    Again?
[20:40] ---
    You're such a shy boy.
[20:43] ---
    "My beloved" Miina, I'll be waiting
    for you at the lake. Your prince.
[20:43] ---
    Here.
[20:46] ---
    You're the one who didn't plan.
[20:49] ---
    Freakin' Dora.
[20:51] ---
    I didn't think she was
    planning on doing anything.
[20:52] ---
    But she planned this all along.
[20:55] ---
    Lotte!
[20:57] ---
    Wait!
[20:58] ---
    Don't move!
[21:03] ---
    You're such a bad boy, falling
    in love with a teacher.
[21:06] ---
    But I don't mind that.
[21:09] ---
    Stop.
[21:10] ---
    Wait a second.
[21:11] ---
    S-Stop!
[21:24] ---
    Um, Princess...
[21:26] ---
    It's fine.
[21:30] ---
    You came for me.
[21:33] ---
    That's enough.
[21:36] ---
    Understood.
[21:44] ---
    What?
[21:46] ---
    No, nothing. Never mind.
[21:49] ---
    Now I wanna know even more!
[23:29] ---
    Slight Fever Backslash
[23:30] ---
    Towels. Suntan lotion.
[23:32] ---
    A champagne glass, strawberries
    and a lounge chair.
[23:35] ---
    You can't forget this.
[23:37] ---
    You need a nice shave job.
[23:40] ---
    You never know what adventure
    summer has in store for you.
[23:44] ---
    

9 - Slight Fever Backslash

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[00:04] ---
    It's the ocean!
[00:07] ---
    Yippee!
[00:13] ---
    Come on, hurry up, Lotte!
[00:15] ---
    Asuha! My inner tube's going to break!
[00:19] ---
    It's okay!
[00:20] ---
    If something happens,
[00:22] ---
    I'll give you mouth-to-mouth!
[00:26] ---
    Hey!
[00:27] ---
    All of you!
[00:28] ---
    Papa!
[00:29] ---
    Do your stretches first so you
    don't have problems later!
[00:32] ---
    Okay!
[00:39] ---
    It's a really nice beach,
[00:42] ---
    yet surprisingly empty.
[00:44] ---
    This is the royal
    family's private beach.
[00:48] ---
    You can't come onto
    it without permission.
[00:51] ---
    Basically, we have it all to ourselves.
[00:53] ---
    I see...
[00:55] ---
    Judit,
[00:57] ---
    thank you for inviting us today.
[01:01] ---
    It's fine.
[01:02] ---
    You're the princess's close schoolmates.
[01:05] ---
    This is the first time
    I've been to the ocean.
[01:07] ---
    Me too.
[01:09] ---
    I wonder how salty the water is.
[01:12] ---
    This'll be so much fun.
[01:18] ---
    I thought I'd finally gotten
    used to things here, but man...
[01:25] ---
    Olav?
[01:26] ---
    I'll leave the fun to the young'uns...
[01:28] ---
    and show everyone what the
    beach is really about!
[01:35] ---
    Olav, you're still
    pretty young yourself.
[01:42] ---
    I hope this is a fun
    day for you, Princess.
[03:19] ---
    Slight Fever Backslash
[03:25] ---
    It's shaking!
[03:28] ---
    What the hell are those breasts?
[03:30] ---
    They're wobbling quite a bit!
[03:32] ---
    I've been using swords
    since I was young...
[03:35] ---
    I can't be defeated here.
[03:40] ---
    Over there!
[03:44] ---
    Got you!
[03:50] ---
    It ran away!
[03:51] ---
    Running away in the face of the enemy...
[03:53] ---
    is cowardly!
[03:55] ---
    I'll get you!
[03:56] ---
    Wait!
[04:02] ---
    This is good.
[04:06] ---
    Kids should run around.
[04:12] ---
    Looking good.
[04:14] ---
    At this rate, it might
    not be too long before...
[04:17] ---
    she sucks him off, after all.
[04:22] ---
    Ini, you're doing well
    for your first time!
[04:27] ---
    I'm bad at exercise,
[04:31] ---
    and the buoyancy provided
    by the water...
[04:32] ---
    is all that's saving me.
[04:35] ---
    How about we go...
[04:36] ---
    a little further out and practice there?
[04:39] ---
    I don't want to go where my
    feet can't touch the ground!
[04:42] ---
    It'll be fine.
[04:44] ---
    I'll hold you up if something happens.
[04:49] ---
    H-Hold me...
[04:53] ---
    You can't do that in
    front of so many people!
[04:54] ---
    It's unbecoming!
[05:00] ---
    What's wrong?
[05:01] ---
    I got the chills all of a sudden.
[05:02] ---
    Want to go back to shore?
[05:04] ---
    No, I'm fine.
[05:06] ---
    Let's keep going.
[05:07] ---
    Okay.
[05:08] ---
    Yeah.
[05:13] ---
    There she is.
[05:15] ---
    My future bride, Lotte.
[05:18] ---
    I haven't given up yet.
[05:20] ---
    Damn, that guy again?
[05:23] ---
    You're all over her even though
     you're only around because she employs you.
[05:32] ---
    You're doing this, aren't you?
[05:34] ---
    Dora!
[05:36] ---
    Stalking someone in a friendly state's waters...
[05:39] ---
    You're pathetic!
[05:42] ---
    Watch what you're doing with that!
[05:43] ---
    Fine...
[05:57] ---
    I can't swim!
[05:58] ---
    My legs don't reach the ground!
[06:01] ---
    God, what a pain.
[06:04] ---
    Anyway, now that the opposition has been sunk,
[06:07] ---
    I'll head towards my target.
[06:09] ---
    There you are!
[06:12] ---
    What?
[06:14] ---
    Prepare yourself!
[06:18] ---
    Damn.
[06:25] ---
    Captain of the Imperial
    Guard, I thank you.
[06:30] ---
    It's pretty peaceful.
[06:32] ---
    Relaxation is important.
[06:35] ---
    You seem to be taking...
[06:36] ---
    quite a few secret vacations as of late.
[06:39] ---
    I'm stressed out because of all
    these annoying diplomatic issues!
[06:43] ---
    You've pretty much been letting the Director
     of Foreign Affairs handle the whole thing.
[06:46] ---
    Yeah, but it stresses me anyway!
[06:52] ---
    Úrsúla, give me a hand.
[06:55] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[06:58] ---
    That tickles.
[06:59] ---
    Smooth skin, as always.
[07:03] ---
    Thank you.
[07:04] ---
    But my sex life's just getting
    kinda stuck in a rut.
[07:08] ---
    Well, I'm sorry.
[07:12] ---
    No, you're doing a good job!
[07:16] ---
    How about we...
[07:21] ---
    My Queen...
[07:26] ---
    Wait!
[07:28] ---
    I wonder what that was...
[07:30] ---
    Who'd enter the royal
    beach without permission?
[07:33] ---
    It seems like a group of people.
[07:35] ---
    A group?
[07:40] ---
    I'm going to take a quick look.
[07:43] ---
    My Queen!
[07:45] ---
    I'll be back in a second.
[07:50] ---
    Sigh.
[07:51] ---
    I wonder if I can find a good snack.
[08:03] ---
    So it was you and your
    friends I heard, then.
[08:06] ---
    Yes, I brought Judit, the
    people from the manor,
[08:10] ---
    and my friends.
[08:13] ---
    I see.
[08:15] ---
    How's school going?
[08:17] ---
    Are you having fun?
[08:18] ---
    Yeah, I made a lot of friends.
[08:23] ---
    The daughter of the
    Ásgrím Family, Mist,
[08:26] ---
    is always smiling.
[08:29] ---
    The daughter of Baron Signar,
    Yuna, is cheerful...
[08:32] ---
    and brightens the mood
    wherever she goes.
[08:35] ---
    The Dvergur Princess, Lucca,
[08:37] ---
    can be a bit argumentative at times,
[08:39] ---
    but she's straightforward
    and she's a fun girl.
[08:43] ---
    There's another girl named Asuha,
[08:47] ---
    but she's kinda weird.
[08:51] ---
    She'll hug you all of a
    sudden and try to kiss you,
[08:54] ---
    and if you're not paying attention,
    she won't wear any underwear,
[08:57] ---
    but sometimes she acts really mature,
[09:00] ---
    and sometimes she feels like
    an older sister to me.
[09:10] ---
    Do you like her?
[09:14] ---
    I do.
[09:17] ---
    I like her a lot.
[09:20] ---
    I see.
[09:23] ---
    I'm glad you seem to
    be having so much fun.
[09:25] ---
    Princess!
[09:27] ---
    Naoya?
[09:28] ---
    Honey...
[09:30] ---
    Never mind.
[09:32] ---
    Anyway, I should get back.
[09:35] ---
    I'm making Úrsúla wait, too.
[09:38] ---
    You should head back too, Lotte.
[09:40] ---
    Okay!
[09:51] ---
    Talk to you another time, okay?
[09:53] ---
    Okay!
[09:55] ---
    Next time, I want you
    to tell me who you like.
[09:59] ---
    Wh-Who I like?
[10:02] ---
    Princess!
[10:03] ---
    He's worried about you.
[10:05] ---
    Go find him.
[10:06] ---
    Talk to you later, okay?
[10:14] ---
    There you are, Princess.
[10:17] ---
    You were calling me for a
    while. Sorry about that.
[10:20] ---
    It looks like it's about time for lunch.
[10:23] ---
    Let's head back.
[10:25] ---
    Naoya, you look pretty red.
[10:29] ---
    Maybe it's because I
    ran all the way here.
[10:31] ---
    The sun's pretty strong, too.
[10:34] ---
    Huh? I can't...
[10:40] ---
    Naoya?
[10:41] ---
    Naoya?!
[10:43] ---
    Naoya!
[10:59] ---
    Naoya...
[11:07] ---
    Thirty-eight degrees.
[11:08] ---
    That's pretty high.
[11:10] ---
    Is it a cold?
[11:13] ---
    Are you okay, Naoya?
[11:16] ---
    Princess!
[11:17] ---
    I'm fine.
[11:21] ---
    Why is he moving around like that?
[11:25] ---
    It's best to get liquids and
    nourishment when you're sick.
[11:29] ---
    Yeah.
[11:30] ---
    Something that helps
    get your strength back.
[11:32] ---
    Helps get your strength back...
[11:35] ---
    Onions.
[11:36] ---
    Eel.
[11:37] ---
    Jinenjo.
[11:38] ---
    Jinenjo?
[11:40] ---
    A type of yam.
[11:42] ---
    I'd like something a bit lighter...
[11:47] ---
    A little lighter, huh?
[11:50] ---
    I wonder what we should make.
[11:53] ---
    I'll help!
[11:55] ---
    Me too!
[11:56] ---
    I'll taste it!
[11:57] ---
    You guys...
[11:58] ---
    All right!
[11:59] ---
    Naoya...
[12:00] ---
    I mean...
[12:02] ---
    This is for my toy.
[12:04] ---
    I'll have to roll up
    my sleeves for once.
[12:06] ---
    I'll take them off too!
[12:09] ---
    As long as "they" aren't
    your panties, 'kay?
[12:11] ---
    What?!
[12:12] ---
    Don't "What?!" me!
[12:19] ---
    Effie, Zelda.
[12:21] ---
    Yes?
[12:22] ---
    I'd like to ask you for something.
[12:26] ---
    What is it?
[12:32] ---
    What's going on...
[12:33] ---
    It feels so hot in one spot...
[12:36] ---
    Y-Yes?
[12:38] ---
    Excuse us!
[12:41] ---
    Ex-Excuse us!
[12:43] ---
    What are you wearing?
[12:46] ---
    We brought you some water!
[12:48] ---
    You need to drink a lot and...
[12:50] ---
    get everything out.
[12:53] ---
    Get everything out?
[12:55] ---
    Here you go.
[12:57] ---
    Thanks.
[13:01] ---
    Stare.
[13:03] ---
    Uh... I can do it myself.
[13:07] ---
    O-Oh.
[13:11] ---
    Effie, Zelda, Master Naoya's symptoms...
[13:15] ---
    Yes?
[13:15] ---
    Do you know what's going on?
[13:18] ---
    I imagine that a certain
    part of his lower body...
[13:19] ---
    is currently standing to attention.
[13:22] ---
    What?!
[13:23] ---
    So I want you to get hands on...
[13:24] ---
    and figure out what's going on.
[13:27] ---
    This is ridiculous.
[13:29] ---
    Yeah, but we need to find out
    or Mistress Judit will...
[13:35] ---
    Let's try again!
[13:38] ---
    Naoya, you're sweating, aren't you?
[13:41] ---
    I'll wipe your back for you!
[13:43] ---
    N-No, I'm fine...
[13:45] ---
    Just take off your clothes already!
[13:47] ---
    O-Okay.
[13:55] ---
    This is bad. I'm getting even hotter.
[13:58] ---
    Stare.
[14:01] ---
    What is it?
[14:02] ---
    Nothing!
[14:02] ---
    Nothing at all!
[14:07] ---
    Naoya!
[14:08] ---
    Zelda.
[14:09] ---
    I...
[14:11] ---
    If things need...
[14:14] ---
    to be taken care of down there,
    you should probably do it...
[14:21] ---
    Wh-What are you saying?!
[14:24] ---
    I... um...
[14:27] ---
    Get over yourself already!
[14:28] ---
    You're supposed to be accompanying
    the princess at night?
[14:31] ---
    Judit...
[14:34] ---
    What are you doing?!
[14:35] ---
    I think it's more important
    to make sure...
[14:37] ---
    everything's in working order down here!
[14:39] ---
    Don't touch me there!
[14:42] ---
    You're screaming like a girl.
[14:46] ---
    Unable to keep up with the situation...
[14:46] ---
    Open your legs wider!
[14:48] ---
    Like a dog! A pig! Get on all fours.
[14:51] ---
    Get down.
[14:53] ---
    Stop it!
[14:55] ---
    Get those off already!
[15:02] ---
    You intend to keep hiding
    no matter what, huh?
[15:04] ---
    I think anyone would!
[15:08] ---
    Master Naoya.
[15:09] ---
    Yes?
    
[15:10] ---
    It's been a while since
    you've come here,
[15:12] ---
    but you haven't really made
     any progress in that direction.
[15:16] ---
    Progress...
[15:19] ---
    Like I've told you before,
[15:21] ---
    starting this only when the princess...
[15:22] ---
    has matured will be too late.
[15:24] ---
    You want to help the
    princess, don't you?
[15:27] ---
    Well, yes.
[15:28] ---
    Then, do it whether you want to or not.
[15:32] ---
    I can hire other people if necessary.
[15:36] ---
    I...
[15:43] ---
    I wonder what that was just now.
[15:47] ---
    So, he really does have
    a side to him like that.
[15:50] ---
    Very well. I ask you to hurry, then.
[15:58] ---
    How horrible.
[16:01] ---
    We couldn't make a single thing...
[16:03] ---
    How embarrassing for us as women.
[16:05] ---
    Now that I think about it,
[16:06] ---
    I've never cooked anything.
[16:09] ---
    I want to eat Daddy's food.
[16:12] ---
    I'm hungry.
[16:14] ---
    A complete failure.
[16:16] ---
    God,
[16:17] ---
    I can't stand there watching
    you guys any longer.
[16:19] ---
    Sigurð!
[16:21] ---
    It's the weirdo.
[16:22] ---
    He just doesn't learn.
[16:24] ---
    I guess everyone hates me.
[16:26] ---
    Anyway, what is that supposed to be?
[16:29] ---
    Tried to make food
[16:38] ---
    Wow.
[16:39] ---
    He's pretty good.
[16:40] ---
    Quickly replenishing your body
    is important to victory.
[16:45] ---
    I was constantly taught that.
[16:47] ---
    Come on, you guys.
[16:48] ---
    Shortie over there:
[16:50] ---
    Get me a measuring cup.
[16:51] ---
    R-Right!
[16:52] ---
    Measure out some sugar.
[16:54] ---
    Right away!
[16:55] ---
    Get a pot and heat it up.
[16:57] ---
    Uh... a pot... a pot...
[17:00] ---
    This is kinda frustrating.
[17:02] ---
    The girl with braids: start
    cleaning everything up.
[17:07] ---
    I heard he was sick in bed.
[17:10] ---
    Yeah.
[17:12] ---
    Tell him if he doesn't get better soon,
[17:14] ---
    he'll have what's precious to him taken away.
[17:24] ---
    With her looking that serious,
[17:26] ---
    I don't think I'll even
    get a second chance.
[17:29] ---
    This sucks.
[17:31] ---
    Stare.
[17:33] ---
    Wh-What is it?
[17:36] ---
    You always get friend zoned, don't you?
[17:44] ---
    Then, do it whether you want to or not.
[17:48] ---
    I wonder if this is how the princess feels,
[17:50] ---
    having everyone tell her she
     needs to suck guys off.
[17:56] ---
    Now that I really think about it,
     it must be pretty tough.
[17:58] ---
    She doesn't even want to do it,
[18:01] ---
    but it's so important
    for her that she does.
[18:10] ---
    Hey.
[18:11] ---
    Sigurð!
[18:13] ---
    Why are you here?
[18:14] ---
    I wanted to ask you something.
[18:16] ---
    O-Okay.
[18:18] ---
    I'll just get to the point.
[18:19] ---
    What do you want to happen with Lotte?
[18:25] ---
    She really is trying hard. For you.
[18:34] ---
    If you're really a man,
    then think hard about it.
[18:35] ---
    Prince!
[18:38] ---
    Sigurð!
[18:41] ---
    Are you okay?!
[18:44] ---
    Shut up!
[18:45] ---
    Don't look down on a
    former officer candidate!
[18:47] ---
    Damn it!
[18:48] ---
    Wait, Prince!
[18:50] ---
    Hey! I won't let you escape!
[18:53] ---
    How do I want to end
    up with the Princess...
[19:09] ---
    Are you awake?
[19:11] ---
    Princess...
[19:13] ---
    I'm sorry. It's evening
    already, isn't it?
[19:16] ---
    You're sick. Don't worry about it.
[19:24] ---
    I wanted to make something
    more nutritious,
[19:27] ---
    but this is all I could do.
[19:32] ---
    This warms me up.
[19:34] ---
    Thanks.
[19:37] ---
    Lotte! You forgot this!
[19:40] ---
    Th-That's...
[19:41] ---
    Here you go.
[19:43] ---
    Pudding?
[19:44] ---
    I tried a bunch, but just
    couldn't really get it down.
[19:50] ---
    It's good!
[19:57] ---
    Just the right amount of sweetness.
[20:01] ---
    Looks like it was fine.
[20:03] ---
    Didn't look like it would be.
[20:04] ---
    Yeah.
[20:06] ---
    There's a lot of love for you in there!
[20:11] ---
    No!
[20:12] ---
    Come on. Tell the truth.
[20:16] ---
    God...
[20:21] ---
    Thanks.
[20:23] ---
    Make it for me again sometime.
[20:25] ---
    Really?
[20:26] ---
    Teach me how to make it next time.
[20:31] ---
    O-Okay.
[20:37] ---
    A happy scene.
[20:59] ---
    You saw your mom on the beach.
[21:04] ---
    I'm glad I got to talk to my mom.
[21:07] ---
    That's good.
[21:11] ---
    What's wrong?
[21:13] ---
    Your vacation was ruined because of me.
[21:18] ---
    If this never happened,
[21:20] ---
    I would never have ended
    up in the kitchen.
[21:24] ---
    It was a good opportunity...
[21:29] ---
    Princess...
[21:35] ---
    I'm really happy.
[21:38] ---
    I can't imagine it right now,
[21:41] ---
    but will there ever be a time...
[21:43] ---
    where we'll both want
    to become a couple?
[21:47] ---
    If that happens,
[21:50] ---
    will I...
[23:30] ---
    Adjacent Fist
[23:30] ---
    Peal, peal, peal.
[23:32] ---
    Peal, peal, peal.
[23:33] ---
    My sunburn this year is huge!
[23:36] ---
    Okay, I'm going to try to set
    a new personal best!
[23:39] ---
    Peal, peal, peal.
[23:41] ---
    This piece looks like panties!

10 - Adjacent Fist

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[00:00] ---
    Love!
[00:08] ---
    Daddy got better the next day...
[00:12] ---
    and I had a lot of fun swimming with everyone...
[00:14] ---
    until the sun started going down.
[00:17] ---
    Everyone went home without
    getting changed
[00:20] ---
    Exclamation mark.
[00:22] ---
    All done!
[00:31] ---
    Now that I think about it...
[00:35] ---
    I wonder what she's doing.
[00:38] ---
    Hey, guys!
[00:39] ---
    Oh, hello there.
[00:42] ---
    Hey.
[00:42] ---
    What's up?
[00:44] ---
    There's a festival soon,
[00:45] ---
    so the princess called us here
    to help prepare for it.
[00:47] ---
    Huh?
[00:49] ---
    A festival?
[02:26] ---
    The World Tree that's said
    to join the nine realms together...
[02:29] ---
    is believed to be a physical
    manifestation of the world itself.
[02:35] ---
    In short, the only reason
    why we're able to be here today...
[02:39] ---
    is because the World Tree supports the land.
[02:42] ---
    So, once a year,
[02:43] ---
    we have a festival giving
    thanks to the World Tree,
[02:47] ---
    where we all have a great time.
[02:52] ---
    The princess is going to
    be a part of that festival?
[02:55] ---
    Yes.
[02:56] ---
    Because they protect these lands,
[02:58] ---
    it's customary for the
    succubus royal family...
[03:00] ---
    to sing and dance to give
    thanks to the World Tree.
[03:08] ---
    The exact form of the custom has
    changed from times gone by, though.
[03:13] ---
    Woohoo!
[03:18] ---
    The princess didn't
    participate last year.
[03:23] ---
    But she told me she wanted
    to sing a song this year.
[03:28] ---
    I see.
[03:32] ---
    Don't you understand?
[03:34] ---
    Understand what?
[03:38] ---
    The main purpose of the festival...
[03:40] ---
    is to give thanks to the World Tree.
[03:43] ---
    So, basically, she has a
    reason to express her gratitude.
[03:48] ---
    Right.
[03:50] ---
    So, here's the question:
[03:53] ---
    What could have happened in the time...
[03:55] ---
    between her not participating last year...
[03:58] ---
    and now?
[04:00] ---
    Your hint is that it's
    related to the World Tree.
[04:02] ---
    Uh...
[04:04] ---
    She's probably realized that,
    as a royal, she has a responsibi—
[04:07] ---
    It's you!
[04:08] ---
    M-Me?!
[04:10] ---
    The princess wishes to
    thank the World Tree...
[04:13] ---
    because she was able to meet you!
[04:15] ---
    I'm not anything special...
[04:18] ---
    Your modesty is one
    of your better traits,
[04:20] ---
    but it has a time and a place.
[04:22] ---
    "I'm really happy I met you!"
[04:26] ---
    Are you really going to act as
    if she doesn't feel that way?
[04:32] ---
    I'm going to see if
    anyone needs anything!
[04:42] ---
    Part of me was just guessing, but...
[04:48] ---
    Keep at it, Princess.
[04:58] ---
    How was it?
[05:00] ---
    Um...
[05:03] ---
    It was kinda... you know...
[05:06] ---
    You completely froze up.
[05:08] ---
    Hey, Lucca!
[05:09] ---
    I thought so...
[05:12] ---
    Lotte, you're actually really
    good at dancing and singing,
[05:15] ---
    so you just have to make sure...
[05:17] ---
    you don't get nervous in front of other people...
[05:19] ---
    and do what you normally do.
[05:21] ---
    Asuha...
[05:24] ---
    Yeah.
[05:25] ---
    Then, I just have to keep practicing!
[05:27] ---
    Everyone, help me out!
[05:29] ---
    Yeah!
[05:36] ---
    What are you doing?!
[05:38] ---
    Build up courage by going
    around without any panties on!
[05:40] ---
    That won't make anyone
    more courageous!
[05:44] ---
    Hey everyone, I brought some tea.
[05:52] ---
    Huh? Princess?!
[05:57] ---
    Naoya, you jerk!
[05:59] ---
    I'm sorry!
[06:00] ---
    You're a perv, Dad!
[06:00] ---
    Being punished
[06:03] ---
    Why?! Why?
[06:06] ---
    I'm sorry!
[06:11] ---
    You're back earl—
[06:17] ---
    Naoya... You look good.
[06:21] ---
    Punishment complete
[07:55] ---
    The bath is ready!
[07:58] ---
    Lotte, you've gotten a lot better.
[08:01] ---
    R-Really?
[08:02] ---
    You'll bring the house down
    when you get on stage.
[08:05] ---
    I'm excited!
[08:06] ---
    No, I need more practice.
[08:08] ---
    Lady Lotte, keep at it!
[08:11] ---
    I'll be dancing there
    with you, cheering you on.
[08:14] ---
    Thank you.
[08:22] ---
    Are we taking a bath together?
[08:24] ---
    It's a large bath,
    so it should be fine.
[08:26] ---
    That's kinda embarrassing.
[08:28] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[08:31] ---
    This is the first time I'll be
    bathing with friends, as well.
[08:35] ---
    The outdoor hot springs here...
[08:37] ---
    are one of the top 100 places to visit in the world
[08:40] ---
    because of their great reputation.
[08:43] ---
    Really?
[08:45] ---
    I'm envious that you get to take...
[08:47] ---
    a bath here everyday, Lady Lotte.
[08:52] ---
    Lucca, that outfit's pretty cute.
[08:55] ---
    I wouldn't wear something
    like this back home.
[08:57] ---
    I'd never worn panties...
[08:59] ---
    before I came to this country either.
[09:01] ---
    Really?!
[09:03] ---
    Not wearing any feels
    better, doesn't it?!
[09:05] ---
    I don't wear anything underneath...
[09:07] ---
    when I wear sports pants like these.
[09:11] ---
    You go commando in those...
[09:13] ---
    You'd have to be pretty brave to do that.
[09:15] ---
    I experienced it for the
    first time the other day.
[09:20] ---
    My heart was racing...
[09:21] ---
    and I didn't know what was going
    to happen but it felt so right.
[09:25] ---
    I'm not sure that feeling
    is exactly normal, Mist.
[09:29] ---
    R-Really?
[09:37] ---
    Feels good, doesn't it?
[09:40] ---
    Stare.
[09:44] ---
    U-Um... Is something wrong?
[09:48] ---
    How old are you?
[09:49] ---
    Fourteen.
[09:51] ---
    You're f-fourteen and...?!
[09:55] ---
    Depressed
[09:56] ---
    People mature at different rates,
[09:59] ---
    so don't worry too much.
[10:01] ---
    Yeah, but...
[10:04] ---
    Flat.
[10:05] ---
    Flat.
[10:07] ---
    Flat.
[10:07] ---
    Succubi are supposed to mature quickly,
[10:09] ---
    Flat.
[10:09] ---
    and I've been told that my mom
    was quite stacked at my age...
[10:15] ---
    Stacked.
[10:19] ---
    W-Well...
[10:21] ---
    It's not like the bigger
    the better, you know?
[10:25] ---
    Daddy seems to like
    them bigger, though.
[10:29] ---
    Lady Lotte...
[10:32] ---
    Keep working hard, boobies!
[10:37] ---
    Bath
[10:42] ---
    You need milk after you
    get out of the bath.
[10:45] ---
    That's what you do in my country.
[10:48] ---
    Milk, huh?
[10:49] ---
    Speaking of which,
[10:50] ---
    I always used to drink milk...
[10:53] ---
    from my nanny who was a Cow Demon.
[10:58] ---
    I've heard that...
[10:59] ---
    freshly-produced milk from a Cow Demon...
[11:01] ---
    has special nutrients in it...
[11:03] ---
    that promote growth in females.
[11:06] ---
    I drink that too, but...
[11:10] ---
    Yeah, but it has to be after
    you take a bath, Princess!
[11:14] ---
    After you take a bath, your circulation improves,
[11:17] ---
    so the nutrients in the milk
    will also reach your breasts!
[11:19] ---
    I-I see!
[11:24] ---
    We've brought you a change of clothes.
[11:27] ---
    Sorry it took so long.
[11:30] ---
    Effie's milk was some of the best, wasn't it?
[11:35] ---
    Huh?
[11:36] ---
    Effie, give me some milk!
[11:39] ---
    Some for me too! Right now!
[11:43] ---
    Boobies!
[11:44] ---
    Breasts! Breasts! Breasts!
[11:45] ---
    I want them to get bigger now!
[11:48] ---
    I'm not going to deny it!
    I actually want them to be bigger!
[11:51] ---
    I want my breasts to get bigger too!
[11:53] ---
    I don't really get
    it, but it looks fun!
[11:56] ---
    Everyone...
[11:59] ---
    I want them to get a
    little bigger, too...
[12:01] ---
    You're fine!
[12:12] ---
    The princess and her friends
    are taking a while.
[12:16] ---
    Seems so.
[12:27] ---
    Satisfied
[12:31] ---
    I wonder if they'll get bigger.
[12:34] ---
    It'll be fine.
[12:35] ---
    We did everything right.
[12:37] ---
    It was good.
[12:39] ---
    But I would have liked it cold.
[12:42] ---
    I've got a while to go, still.
[12:45] ---
    We already told you, you're fine!
[12:46] ---
    All of you get changed already!
[12:50] ---
    You'll catch colds!
[12:51] ---
    Okay...
[13:11] ---
    Lotte, everyone's waiting.
[13:14] ---
    Fine.
[13:15] ---
    I'll be there in a second.
[13:19] ---
    You'll be fine! You practiced a lot!
[13:22] ---
    Really?
[13:25] ---
    Let's go!
[13:34] ---
    This is nice!
[13:36] ---
    Kinda exciting, huh?!
[13:38] ---
    Everyone's wearing yukata.
[13:40] ---
    It feels like the Realm of Man.
[13:42] ---
    It's something that
    originated in the East.
[13:46] ---
    They're light, they keep you
    cool, and they look great too.
[13:50] ---
    Where's Naoya?
[13:51] ---
    He said he'll join us later.
[13:54] ---
    A-Asuha, I had a question...
[13:56] ---
    What is it?
[13:57] ---
    It's kinda late to ask this,
[13:59] ---
    but is this really the
    right way to wear a yukata?
[14:02] ---
    Yeah, you don't wear
    anything underneath a yukata!
[14:05] ---
    No, not that...
[14:07] ---
    Huh?
[14:09] ---
    My yukata seems shorter than...
[14:11] ---
    what other people are wearing.
[14:13] ---
    That's the fashion this year.
[14:16] ---
    Really?
[14:17] ---
    Sorry for the wait.
[14:19] ---
    Hi.
[14:21] ---
    Sorry I'm late.
[14:23] ---
    Daddy, you took so long.
[14:25] ---
    Sorry.
[14:26] ---
    Why is Elíka with you?
[14:28] ---
    I met her just over there.
[14:31] ---
    Sorry for interrupting, I guess.
[14:34] ---
    That yukata looks great
    on you, Princess.
[14:38] ---
    Of course.
[14:41] ---
    Stare...
[14:42] ---
    Wh-What?
[14:46] ---
    Take off your panties!
    That's not fair!
[14:49] ---
    Wh-What's not fair?!
[14:51] ---
    Asuha said you have to
    take off your panties...
[14:53] ---
    when you wear a yukata!
[14:55] ---
    Panties...
[14:56] ---
    Hey Asuha!
[14:57] ---
    You messed everything
    up again, didn't you?!
[15:00] ---
    Anyway, let's have
    fun at the festival!
[15:03] ---
    Yeah!
[15:05] ---
    Asuha.
[15:11] ---
    You're...
[15:13] ---
    Sorry for bothering you
    when you're having fun.
[15:16] ---
    You know how he is.
[15:18] ---
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[15:20] ---
    Anyway, Lotte!
[15:23] ---
    You look super pretty in a yukata.
[15:26] ---
    What do you want?
[15:27] ---
    We're all going to have fun,
[15:29] ---
    so why don't you just buzz off?
[15:31] ---
    Yeah!
[15:32] ---
    Hey, don't jump the gun.
[15:35] ---
    The one I'm here for is...
[15:39] ---
    Huh?
[15:40] ---
    Seems you've recovered.
[15:43] ---
    I'd like to challenge you
    to a duel once more!
[15:45] ---
    The revenge
[15:47] ---
    I'm sorry you have to deal with this.
[15:50] ---
    I'll face you to see
    who's better for Lotte!
[15:54] ---
    Hah! My daddy?
[15:58] ---
    Good luck, Naoya!
[16:00] ---
    If you're a man, you gotta accept.
[16:02] ---
    Get him, Naoya!
[16:05] ---
    Uh...
[16:07] ---
    You can't embarrass her.
[16:11] ---
    Right...
[16:13] ---
    Guess I have to.
[16:15] ---
    All right! That settles it!
[16:19] ---
    Here I go!
[16:40] ---
    Ah man.
[16:45] ---
    All done
[16:48] ---
    Prince...
[16:49] ---
    You lost way too easily.
[16:51] ---
    Naoya, let's go.
[16:53] ---
    O-Okay.
[16:54] ---
    Anyway, please excuse me.
[16:58] ---
    Daddy, you were pretty cool.
[16:59] ---
    Wouldn't expect any less.
[17:00] ---
    Thank you.
[17:01] ---
    Good work.
[17:03] ---
    Not at all.
[17:06] ---
    That's my rival!
[17:09] ---
    Anyway, time for the real fight.
[17:11] ---
    He's not here anymore, Prince.
[17:14] ---
    Damn, he ran away.
[17:15] ---
    Sigh.
[17:17] ---
    That jerk...
[17:18] ---
    Jerk?
[17:28] ---
    I-It's about time.
[17:31] ---
    That time already, huh?
[17:34] ---
    Princess, are you okay?
[17:37] ---
    Yeah...
[17:38] ---
    We'll watch from here.
[17:41] ---
    Princess, give it your all!
[17:42] ---
    Show us how hard you've trained, Lotte!
[17:45] ---
    Th-Thank you.
[17:53] ---
    Princess...
[18:12] ---
    Princess, are you ready?
[18:15] ---
    Y-Yeah,
[18:17] ---
    I'm wearing the spare panties
    you carry around for Asuha.
[18:22] ---
    Yeah.
[18:23] ---
    I don't think you could have
    gone on stage like that.
[18:29] ---
    Lotte...
[18:31] ---
    here you go.
[18:32] ---
    What is it?
[18:34] ---
    A good luck charm.
[18:36] ---
    I bought one just now
    from one of the stalls.
[18:40] ---
    I see.
[18:43] ---
    Now we both have one.
[18:47] ---
    Asuha!
[18:52] ---
    Princess Astarotte, it's time.
[18:55] ---
    Surprised
[18:55] ---
    Okay.
[18:56] ---
    Good luck!
[18:57] ---
    Fight, Princess.
[19:07] ---
    Naoya...
[19:15] ---
    Good luck, Princess!
[19:32] ---
    She's frozen stiff...
[19:35] ---
    Princess...
[19:36] ---
    Right now, I have pink,
    strawberry shortcake.
[19:38] ---
    What should I do?
[19:42] ---
    Naoya...
[19:43] ---
    Asuha...
[19:45] ---
    Right now, I have pink
    strawberry sherbet.
[19:55] ---
    Let's join our hearts, as they flutter.
[20:01] ---
    We join hands, finger by finger...
[20:04] ---
    let's hold hands.
[20:07] ---
    Spreading faster than the
    wind across the world...
[20:16] ---
    Melody Pinky Bell.
[20:20] ---
    I'm sure this feeling
    will connect to you,
[20:23] ---
    this sweet, melt-in-your-mouth,
    fluffy feeling of love.
[20:29] ---
    Our pink heart.
[21:18] ---
    Homework?
[21:19] ---
    Yeah, I wanted to draw...
[21:20] ---
    what happened today as soon as I could.
[21:22] ---
    All done!
[21:24] ---
    Ta-da!
[21:27] ---
    Good job.
[21:29] ---
    That's right.
[21:31] ---
    I've been having so much
    fun since I came here.
[21:34] ---
    There's not enough room
    in my picture diary.
[21:37] ---
    Summer vacation will be over soon.
[21:40] ---
    What are you going to do once
    summer vacation's over?
[21:43] ---
    Huh?
[21:57] ---
    To be continued...
[23:30] ---
    A full stop, just the two of us.
[23:30] ---
    Summer homework, huh?
[23:32] ---
    I was cataloging plants
    for my diary back then.
[23:34] ---
    I thought I was picking a Common Vetch...
[23:37] ---
    but it was actually a grasshopper.
[23:39] ---
    I wonder if Asuha and the princess...
[23:40] ---
    will remember this summer
    for days to come.

11 - A Full Stop for the Two of Us

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[01:50] ---
    A Full Stop for the Two of Us
[02:22] ---
    You don't see World Tree
    leaves this color very often.
[02:29] ---
    Huh? There's something
    weird on my back.
[02:33] ---
    Good morning, Lady Lotte.
[02:35] ---
    Good morning, Effie.
[02:37] ---
    Everything's the same as alw—
[02:40] ---
    Lady Lotte, is something wrong?
[02:42] ---
    My back's really itchy.
[02:46] ---
    I wonder what's wrong...
[02:49] ---
    A red mark? That's
    what it looks like, anyway.
[02:52] ---
    A red mark?
[02:54] ---
    A red mark?!
[02:57] ---
    Th-This...
[03:00] ---
    What's wrong, Judit?
[03:04] ---
    Nothing!
[03:06] ---
    This...
[03:07] ---
    This...?
[03:09] ---
    This means...
[03:12] ---
    the princess's succubus wings
    will come in soon!
[03:15] ---
    Celebration! Adulthood
[03:17] ---
    What?!
[03:19] ---
    Wings?
[03:21] ---
    The princess has finally
    taken her first big step...
[03:24] ---
    towards becoming an adult.
[03:28] ---
    Lotte will become a real woman.
[03:32] ---
    I can't just sit here.
[03:34] ---
    Master Naoya!
[03:35] ---
    Y-Yes?
[03:37] ---
    Time for you to do your job.
[03:41] ---
    Huh?
[03:42] ---
    We're gonna get ready!
[03:45] ---
    Roger that.
[03:47] ---
    Effie, ready the bed!
[03:48] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[03:49] ---
    Zelda, post guards in
    and around the manor.
[03:52] ---
    Don't let anyone interrupt
    Master Naoya and the princess!
[03:56] ---
    Ma'am!
[03:56] ---
    Mr. Olav
[03:58] ---
    Give us your ultimate haiku!
[03:59] ---
    Gotcha.
[04:00] ---
    What should I do?
[04:02] ---
    Boil some azuki beans with me.
[04:06] ---
    Azuki?
[04:08] ---
    Yes. We'll be celebrating tonight.
[04:10] ---
    You can't celebrate without red rice,
    especially at a coming-of-age party.
[04:12] ---
    W-Wait a second!
[04:14] ---
    What are you trying to prepare for?
[04:17] ---
    Your first sucking off session, of course.
[04:18] ---
    Su—
[04:19] ---
    Sucking off?!
[04:21] ---
    Have you forgotten?
[04:23] ---
    This is your real job.
[04:26] ---
    When the princess becomes an adult,
[04:28] ---
    she'll need to suck the
    "life-seed" from someone.
[04:30] ---
    You were only considered...
[04:32] ---
    a candidate for her harem for that reason alone.
[04:36] ---
    Anyway, Princess, Master Naoya...
[04:38] ---
    Have a nice sucking off!
[04:40] ---
    Banasuck.
[04:42] ---
    Hey!
[04:43] ---
    Asuha, you too?
[04:52] ---
    Oh yeah, we should have breakfast.
[04:56] ---
    What would you like for breakfast?
[04:59] ---
    I'm... uh, fine.
[05:01] ---
    I-I'm going to take a bath instead.
[05:04] ---
    Since it's gotten dusty with all the running around.
[05:07] ---
    You can go now.
[05:09] ---
    Y-Yes ma'am.
[05:17] ---
    An adult, huh?
[05:27] ---
    That surprised me...
[05:29] ---
    Judit said all of that out of nowhere.
[05:33] ---
    I guess it wasn't really
    out of nowhere.
[05:37] ---
    Why am I in this world?
[05:41] ---
    So I can accompany the
    princess at night?
[05:45] ---
    That's not the only reason.
[05:47] ---
    I...
[05:52] ---
    What was that?
[05:53] ---
    What just happened?
[05:57] ---
    That's right!
[05:59] ---
    The princess has finally
    started to really grow up.
[06:01] ---
    I see!
[06:03] ---
    She's been a late starter
    compared to yourself, my Queen,
[06:06] ---
    so I've been worried,
[06:07] ---
    but I feel relieved now.
[06:09] ---
    Yeah, really.
[06:11] ---
    If you put the two
    marks together like this,
[06:15] ---
    they'll form a heart shape.
[06:16] ---
    Pretty cute, huh?
[06:18] ---
    A heart shape?
[06:23] ---
    Really?
[06:25] ---
    I didn't get a good look. Sorry.
[06:29] ---
    Make sure you take a
    good look next time!
[06:31] ---
    I will.
[06:34] ---
    Huh?
[06:35] ---
    It looks different from
    the mark on the princess.
[06:38] ---
    Why?
[06:39] ---
    Judit, is something the matter?
[06:41] ---
    No, not at all.
[06:43] ---
    If something happens, I'll report back.
[06:46] ---
    Okay, talk to you later.
[06:48] ---
    Goodbye.
[06:55] ---
    These are leaves from the World Tree?
[06:57] ---
    They're quite red.
[07:04] ---
    Asuha, is something wrong?
[07:07] ---
    I feel weird.
[07:10] ---
    Weird?
[07:12] ---
    My chest is beating hard.
[07:17] ---
    Daddy.
[07:27] ---
    Maybe rose would be better?
[07:30] ---
    Maybe strawberry?
[07:34] ---
    Which do you want, Lady Lotte?
[07:36] ---
    It doesn't matter.
[07:38] ---
    Oh, I know!
[07:40] ---
    How about milk-scented?
[07:42] ---
    Naoya might like it.
[07:44] ---
    You seem to be having
    a lot of fun, Effie.
[07:47] ---
    I am.
[07:48] ---
    Lotte and Naoya...
[07:50] ---
    You two need to spend the wonderful
    time you're about to have together...
[07:52] ---
    wrapped in a fragrance you both love.
[07:55] ---
    Me and Naoya...
[08:01] ---
    What's going on?
[08:03] ---
    Is my magic getting stronger?
[08:08] ---
    This is...
[08:13] ---
    Not good.
[08:15] ---
    What should I do?
[08:21] ---
    What's wrong, Ini?
[08:23] ---
    You got everyone together.
[08:25] ---
    I'm sorry.
[08:27] ---
    I haven't finished my ultimate haiku yet.
[08:31] ---
    No one cares.
[08:33] ---
    What?
[08:36] ---
    It seems that a large amount of magic...
[08:39] ---
    is emanating from the World Tree.
[08:41] ---
    Magic...
[08:43] ---
    It's true that I've never
    seen the World Tree leaves...
[08:46] ---
    change that color before.
[08:57] ---
    From my research,
[08:59] ---
    it seems that the magical balance...
[09:01] ---
    between the World Tree and the gates
    that connect the other realms...
[09:04] ---
    has started to fall apart.
[09:06] ---
    Balance?
[09:08] ---
    That's correct.
[09:10] ---
    A thousand years ago,
[09:11] ---
    after the gates to the other
    realms had been closed,
[09:14] ---
    the magic circulating within
    the World Tree was stable,
[09:17] ---
    but due to the travel between
    the Realm of Man as of late,
[09:20] ---
    the flow of that magic was disrupted.
[09:25] ---
    Because of that,
[09:25] ---
    the World Tree has reacted...
[09:27] ---
    by rejecting any foreign
    objects in this Realm...
[09:30] ---
    and is now attempting to eliminate...
[09:32] ---
    those foreign objects,
    as they are the cause of all this.
[09:35] ---
    What does that mean?
[09:37] ---
    In other words,
[09:39] ---
    it's trying to erase
    you two, Naoya and Asuha,
[09:42] ---
    from the Monster Realm.
[09:47] ---
    That, unfortunately,
[09:48] ---
    doesn't seem to be the only issue.
[09:50] ---
    What is it, Judit?
[09:53] ---
    Princess, the red mark on your back...
[09:56] ---
    doesn't entirely match up with...
[09:58] ---
    the standard one denoting maturation.
[10:01] ---
    What's that supposed to mean?
[10:03] ---
    I believe that the most likely cause,
[10:05] ---
    is that your development cycle
    has been affected...
[10:08] ---
    by the World Tree and has deviated
    from its normal course.
[10:15] ---
    I... see.
[10:17] ---
    That's right.
[10:19] ---
    If we leave the problem alone,
[10:20] ---
    something may happen to you.
[10:23] ---
    That can't be!
[10:24] ---
    O Great Sage, is there anything
    that can be done?
[10:27] ---
    Naoya.
[10:28] ---
    Something will happen to the
    princess at this rate!
[10:30] ---
    Naoya, are you...
[10:34] ---
    What's wrong, Naoya?
[10:36] ---
    Why are you looking at Ini like that
    and not saying anything?
[10:39] ---
    Huh?
[10:44] ---
    What's wrong?
[10:45] ---
    What did you say?
[10:46] ---
    You're being really quiet.
[10:48] ---
    I'm being quiet?
[10:49] ---
    What's wrong with my voice?
[10:51] ---
    Daddy...
[10:53] ---
    My chest is still beating really hard.
[10:56] ---
    Huh? Why aren't you saying
    anything either, Asuha?
[11:00] ---
    What? Why?
[11:03] ---
    Something's wrong, Daddy.
[11:05] ---
    I can't hear what Lotte is saying.
[11:08] ---
    Wait... Maybe we can't
    hear each other?
[11:15] ---
    This must be the World
    Tree rejecting them...
[11:25] ---
    They can't hear us...
[11:41] ---
    That smells...
[11:42] ---
    If you've lost your voice,
[11:44] ---
    we just have to do something to get it back!
[11:48] ---
    This is medicine that's very good for the throat.
[11:51] ---
    If you can only stand the smell...
[11:55] ---
    Here you go.
[11:56] ---
    Um... am I supposed to drink this?
[12:02] ---
    W-Wait!
[12:04] ---
    I'm not ready to drink this!
[12:06] ---
    Deal with it, Naoya!
[12:07] ---
    Please bear it!
[12:09] ---
    No, wait!
[12:10] ---
    Please hold on!
[12:18] ---
    It tickles!
[12:22] ---
    It smells awful!
[12:22] ---
    It's something you rub on...
[12:24] ---
    Naoya, can you hear me?!
[12:27] ---
    Naoya!
[12:28] ---
    Master Naoya!
[12:29] ---
    If that would heal him, there
    wouldn't be a problem...
[12:32] ---
    This isn't going to work!
[12:36] ---
    It's my turn next.
[12:40] ---
    Olav?
[12:44] ---
    Olav, what are you doing?
[12:47] ---
    Special Attack:
[12:48] ---
    Olav-Style Shiatsu Massage!
[12:53] ---
    Suitotsu shiatsu!
[12:54] ---
    That means right here!
[12:59] ---
    Ow!
[13:07] ---
    Daddy, are you okay?
[13:10] ---
    What's going on?
[13:13] ---
    Naoya...
[13:15] ---
    I'll do my next special
    attack, Princess.
[13:19] ---
    That's enough.
[13:20] ---
    Huh?
[13:23] ---
    Lotte...
[13:36] ---
    Daddy, will we ever be able...
[13:38] ---
    to talk to Lotte and the others again?
[13:46] ---
    Excuse me, Master Naoya, Asuha...
[13:50] ---
    Lunch is ready.
[13:52] ---
    Huh?
[13:55] ---
    Something smells good.
[13:56] ---
    Asuha?
[13:57] ---
    It's lunch, Daddy!
[14:10] ---
    Princess, please don't look so gloomy.
[14:14] ---
    That's right, Lotte!
[14:16] ---
    Smile!
[14:19] ---
    Why are they smiling?
[14:22] ---
    Are you guys okay with this?
[14:24] ---
    You might disappear from this world.
[14:27] ---
    Oh, I know!
[14:29] ---
    Look at this!
[14:31] ---
    It's what I drew when we went
    to the festival together!
[14:33] ---
    I did a good job, didn't I?
[14:36] ---
    What's going on?
[14:38] ---
    There's nothing there.
[14:45] ---
    Huh? What happened? It's blank.
[14:49] ---
    Daddy...
[14:52] ---
    My diary...
[15:04] ---
    Lotte!
[15:05] ---
    Princess!
[15:35] ---
    I brought him from the Realm of Man.
[15:37] ---
    This is Touhara Naoya.
[15:40] ---
    Wh-Who are you?!
[15:47] ---
    Then, pick one...
[15:48] ---
    Would you rather have me...
[15:50] ---
    or this reindeer spend
    the night with you?
[15:53] ---
    Normally, it's on the
    forehead, but today,
[15:55] ---
    I did something a little different...
[15:57] ---
    and gave you a special
    one near your lips!
[15:59] ---
    It'll be our secret.
[16:02] ---
    You pervert!
[16:04] ---
    Ow!
[16:05] ---
    Failure
[16:07] ---
    It looks really good on you!
[16:10] ---
    Reminds me of Asuha when she was young.
[16:12] ---
    There's a lot of love
    for you in there!
[16:17] ---
    A good luck charm.
[16:23] ---
    I'm sure the Queen knows how you feel.
[16:28] ---
    You should just go back to
    the Realm of Man already.
[16:33] ---
    Everyone's worried.
[16:35] ---
    I've finally been able
    to make up with you.
[16:38] ---
    If you make up with someone,
[16:40] ---
    you have to kiss them on the forehead!
[17:01] ---
    I'm sorry.
[17:04] ---
    Please don't apologize, Judit.
[17:07] ---
    Daddy...
[17:09] ---
    Let's go back home, Asuha.
[17:12] ---
    We need to get back before...
[17:13] ---
    something happens to the princess.
[17:16] ---
    Yeah, you're right.
[17:18] ---
    Judit,
[17:21] ---
    thanks for everything.
[17:22] ---
    We'll be heading back.
[17:33] ---
    Princess.
[17:35] ---
    You were here.
[17:39] ---
    Let's send them off right.
[17:41] ---
    Huh?
[17:43] ---
    If all of the memories until
    now are going to be erased,
[17:46] ---
    then we just gotta make new ones.
[17:49] ---
    Let's send them off
    happily, with a smile.
[17:52] ---
    Right, Judit?
[17:54] ---
    Princess...
[17:57] ---
    Start preparing right away.
[18:01] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
[18:08] ---
    All set?
[18:09] ---
    Yeah.
[18:22] ---
    It's my first time seeing
    the World Tree that color.
[18:25] ---
    Yeah, it's kinda scary.
[18:27] ---
    But still...
[18:30] ---
    I never would have expected
    them to leave so suddenly.
[18:33] ---
    We just became friends.
[18:36] ---
    It'll get lonely around here.
[18:37] ---
    I have no clue what you're saying,
[18:40] ---
    but thank you.
[18:43] ---
    Seems that they really can't
    hear what we're saying at all.
[18:52] ---
    Even if we can't hear each other,
[18:54] ---
    we'll always be friends.
[19:11] ---
    Asuha, it's time to get going.
[19:13] ---
    Right.
[19:14] ---
    All of you, thanks for holding
    a wonderful party for us.
[19:24] ---
    Asuha, you have something to
    give to the princess, right?
[19:27] ---
    Yeah.
[19:30] ---
    Here you go.
[19:30] ---
    To Lotte
[19:34] ---
    It's all stuff Daddy and I used,
[19:37] ---
    but I wanted you to have it.
[19:39] ---
    Here you go.
[19:40] ---
    She's giving that to me?
[19:45] ---
    Huh? That's weird...
[19:48] ---
    I had put my good panties in there, too.
[19:51] ---
    Must have been erased
    by the World Tree.
[19:53] ---
    Oh, I see.
[19:56] ---
    Thank you.
[19:58] ---
    All of these items...
[20:00] ---
    might start disappearing,
    one after the other,
[20:04] ---
    but all of my memories with
    you will still be here.
[20:17] ---
    You're giving it to me?
[20:20] ---
    I made it myself.
[20:23] ---
    Lotte, your hand...
[20:31] ---
    Thank you.
[20:33] ---
    It's all messed up.
[20:36] ---
    Asuha...
[20:40] ---
    Asuha.
[20:43] ---
    Lotte, thank you.
[20:50] ---
    Don't cry, Asuha.
[20:53] ---
    It's almost like they are real sisters.
[20:56] ---
    Yeah, you're right.
[21:02] ---
    I'm sure...
[21:03] ---
    everything will go back
    to normal once we leave.
[21:07] ---
    She'll grow up and
    grow to love someone.
[21:12] ---
    That's the way it should be.
[21:29] ---
    Naoya...
[21:31] ---
    I didn't have enough time...
[21:32] ---
    to make a
    reindeer for you too.
[21:35] ---
    So I want you to take back
    a new memory of me instead.
[21:41] ---
    Princess?
[21:44] ---
    Please...
[21:47] ---
    Go on a date with me!
[21:56] ---
    To be continued.
[23:29] ---
    An Asterisk Beyond the Sky
[23:31] ---
    Meeting someone, passing
    by someone, hesitation,
[23:33] ---
    secrets, slight fevers,
    just the two of us...
[23:36] ---
    When you grow up,
[23:38] ---
    I wonder if the future that once
    felt so far off, gets any closer?
[23:41] ---
    If I could only embrace
    it and accept it all...

12 - An Asterisk Beyond the Sky

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[00:03] ---
    Please go on a date with me!
[00:19] ---
    It's pretty, isn't it?
[00:21] ---
    It is.
[00:27] ---
    Let's go, Naoya.
[00:30] ---
    Let's go.
[02:20] ---
    An asterisk beyond the sky
[02:26] ---
    I wonder if Daddy and
    Lotte's date is going okay.
[02:32] ---
    A shooting star?
[02:36] ---
    It's Mommy!
[02:40] ---
    Good evening.
[02:44] ---
    I'm glad I made it in time.
[02:47] ---
    Asuhariet.
[02:50] ---
    Mommy!
[02:52] ---
    Over here next, Naoya!
[03:02] ---
    Don't spin it that fast, Princess!
[03:13] ---
    Have this and take a breather.
[03:17] ---
    Thanks.
[03:37] ---
    What's so funny?
[03:40] ---
    Don't look at people so much.
[03:42] ---
    It's rude.
[03:44] ---
    I told you not to look.
[03:47] ---
    I'll never forget your smile.
[03:51] ---
    Naoya...
[03:53] ---
    Your smile... I'll never forget it.
[04:09] ---
    They're pretty.
[04:12] ---
    Do you like them?
[04:13] ---
    They're fireflies you can't find
    anywhere but in the Monster Realm.
[04:17] ---
    I thought they were a falling
    star just a second ago.
[04:20] ---
    A falling star that
    came to grant my wish.
[04:26] ---
    I like the way these
    fireflies glow the brightest.
[04:31] ---
    But they can only light
    up for one night.
[04:35] ---
    Their glow will be gone
    after the night's over.
[04:39] ---
    Asuhariet,
[04:42] ---
    please don't forget
    how this world glows.
[04:50] ---
    The light...
[04:52] ---
    I wonder if the fireflies
    are getting tired.
[04:55] ---
    Before they go out completely,
    I guess I should make a wish.
[05:03] ---
    Asuhariet...
[05:05] ---
    I love you, Mommy.
[05:09] ---
    Don't forget me or Daddy.
[05:28] ---
    It's the first time I've hated
    the World Tree this much.
[05:37] ---
    Does it hurt?
[05:42] ---
    I'm sorry.
[05:44] ---
    You're in pain because of us.
[05:52] ---
    What's wrong, Naoya?!
[05:53] ---
    Are you hurt?
[05:55] ---
    Princess...
[06:01] ---
    Naoya...
[06:04] ---
    Yes?
[06:07] ---
    Naoya.
[06:09] ---
    Yes?
[06:10] ---
    Naoya!
[06:11] ---
    Naoya!
[06:12] ---
    Naoya!
[06:13] ---
    Naoya!
[06:26] ---
    Naoya...
[06:29] ---
    I love you...
[06:30] ---
    I love you, Naoya...
[06:32] ---
    I really want you to stay here forever.
[06:34] ---
    I don't want you to leave me.
[06:37] ---
    But... But...
[06:39] ---
    If you stay here, you'll disappear.
[06:44] ---
    I don't want that to happen.
[06:45] ---
    That's why... you have to leave...
[07:03] ---
    I guess...
[07:05] ---
    I guess I was the one...
[07:07] ---
    who was always paying
    attention to the princess...
[07:34] ---
    I understand now.
[07:38] ---
    I'm in love with you.
[07:54] ---
    Let's have a date here again someday.
[08:11] ---
    You're my toy.
[08:15] ---
    No, you're my...
[08:51] ---
    Daddy...
[08:53] ---
    I thought it'd be fine if
    you were my only family...
[08:57] ---
    If I only had you...
[09:02] ---
    But it's really fun having
    a big family around you.
[09:09] ---
    Yeah, it is.
[09:15] ---
    Chicken and veggies would
    be good for dinner tonight.
[09:18] ---
    Okay, I'll make an
    extra delicious one for you.
[09:21] ---
    Yippee!
[09:42] ---
    Effie,
[09:44] ---
    I'm going to take a bath.
[09:45] ---
    Chill some milk for when I get out.
[09:48] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
[09:49] ---
    Zelda, wash my back.
[09:51] ---
    Okay.
[09:52] ---
    Olav, prepare the floating flowers...
[09:54] ---
    for the bath that were picked this morning.
[09:56] ---
    Leave it to me.
[09:58] ---
    Judit,
[10:02] ---
    am I smiling?
[10:06] ---
    You are.
[10:08] ---
    A big smile, fit for our beloved Princess.
[10:09] ---
    A princess we care for so much.
[10:12] ---
    That's good, then.
[11:13] ---
    Open.
[11:16] ---
    I guess that wouldn't work, would it?
[11:22] ---
    I wonder if they can see
    that in their world too?
[11:28] ---
    Daddy!
[11:30] ---
    Asuha!
[11:32] ---
    Welcome back, Daddy.
[11:34] ---
    Thanks.
[11:35] ---
    Have you gotten used to your new job?
[11:38] ---
    Yeah. I'm doing great.
[11:41] ---
    Really?
[11:42] ---
    What's that look for?
[11:44] ---
    Oh well, whatever.
[11:45] ---
    Hey Daddy, I'm hungry.
[11:48] ---
    Hmm, what should I make for dinner?
[11:50] ---
    I know!
[11:55] ---
    Hey Asuha, don't swim in the bathtub.
[11:58] ---
    Fine.
[12:02] ---
    You could swim to your
    heart's content in Lotte's bath.
[12:08] ---
    How about we make...
[12:10] ---
    a really big bath in our backyard?
[12:13] ---
    We'll just copy Lotte's house!
[12:16] ---
    That might be kinda hard.
[12:20] ---
    Not really!
[12:23] ---
    We can do anything if
    we try hard enough!
[12:26] ---
    Try hard enough...
[12:28] ---
    Daddy, I'll wash your front.
[12:31] ---
    I-I think my back'll be fine.
[12:42] ---
    I wonder if Lotte's doing fine.
[12:44] ---
    Yeah.
[12:46] ---
    I wonder if she's grown up already.
[12:49] ---
    I dunno about that.
[12:51] ---
    I wonder if her boobs got any bigger.
[12:54] ---
    Sucks we couldn't see that.
[13:00] ---
    Good night, Daddy.
[13:03] ---
    Good night, Asuha.
[13:22] ---
    Asuha, food's ready.
[13:29] ---
    Are you okay drinking that much?
[13:31] ---
    I'm fine.
[13:32] ---
    I'm training to make my boobs bigger!
[13:37] ---
    Just make sure you don't
    get a stomachache.
[13:40] ---
    Okay!
[13:42] ---
    Huh?
[13:44] ---
    I'm coming.
[13:47] ---
    Make sure you eat up before it gets cold.
[13:49] ---
    I know!
[13:51] ---
    Hello, this is the Touhara reside—
[13:53] ---
    Naoya!
[13:57] ---
    Asuha, what is it?
[13:58] ---
    What's wrong?
[14:04] ---
    It finally got through.
[14:06] ---
    Huh? Princess?!
[14:08] ---
    It's Lotte!
[14:09] ---
    Cool!
[14:11] ---
    The World Tree sapling
    is a videophone!
[14:14] ---
    What's going on?
[14:17] ---
    Actually, what is that?
[14:21] ---
    Well, you see...
[14:24] ---
    I have this!
[14:26] ---
    That's my cell phone...
[14:28] ---
    How? I thought I lost it...
[14:31] ---
    I gave it to her as a parting
    gift to remember us by.
[14:34] ---
    Asuha...
[14:38] ---
    So...
[14:39] ---
    I looked into how the phone worked,
[14:42] ---
    and created a device...
[14:44] ---
    that lets the Realm of Man and the
    Monster Realm communicate with each other.
[14:48] ---
    I see...
[14:49] ---
    Pretty cool, Ini.
[14:53] ---
    Hey, get out of the way.
[14:55] ---
    Naoya! Asuha!
[14:56] ---
    Are you doing okay?
[14:59] ---
    Hey, don't just butt in!
[15:01] ---
    But it's not fair if you're
    the only one who gets to talk to them!
[15:05] ---
    Master Naoya! I'm here too!
[15:10] ---
    Don't just—
[15:11] ---
    If you move too much,
    the signal will break up.
[15:14] ---
    Then, go away!
[15:22] ---
    Anyway, now we can talk
    with the Realm of Man—
[15:25] ---
    Huh?
[15:28] ---
    Lotte, you haven't gotten
    any bigger, have you?
[15:32] ---
    Well, I, uh...
[15:39] ---
    It's kinda...
[15:41] ---
    You see...
[15:42] ---
    I'll say it!
[15:44] ---
    Actually...
[15:46] ---
    Actually?
[15:48] ---
    Actually...
[15:50] ---
    It's shaking, it's shaking way too much!
[15:55] ---
    Being punished
[15:58] ---
    I feel... I feel sick.
[16:01] ---
    Actually...
[16:03] ---
    That mark... Judit kinda made a mistake...
[16:08] ---
    If you don't just come out
    with it, I'll say it for you.
[16:11] ---
    The thing on my back!
[16:13] ---
    The thing on my back...
[16:14] ---
    That mark... it was really...
[16:18] ---
    A bug bite!
[16:24] ---
    Totally want some blood.
[16:27] ---
    Suck. Suck.
[16:31] ---
    That was totally delicious.
[16:39] ---
    A bug bite?
[16:41] ---
    What the heck?
[16:44] ---
    Uh... so that basically means
    you aren't growing up yet...
[16:49] ---
    What?!
[16:52] ---
    I can't help it!
[16:54] ---
    It was all Judit's fault.
[16:56] ---
    I'm sorry!
[16:57] ---
    It was my mistake!
[17:01] ---
    Um...
[17:03] ---
    Great Sage...
[17:05] ---
    How's the World Tree, then?
[17:08] ---
    It's fine.
[17:10] ---
    After you two went back
    to the Realm of Man,
[17:13] ---
    the World Tree's magic
    returned to normal.
[17:16] ---
    I imagine it's because it got rid of...
[17:18] ---
    what was interfering with its magic.
[17:22] ---
    That's good.
[17:24] ---
    Huh?
[17:27] ---
    Seems like the magic
    charge will be depleted soon.
[17:31] ---
    See you later.
[17:32] ---
    Wait a sec—
[17:34] ---
    They're gone.
[17:44] ---
    A lot of things feel like
    they just happened all at once.
[17:48] ---
    But Lotte was pretty funny.
[17:51] ---
    It was just a bug bite, huh?
[17:56] ---
    Everyone seemed like they
    were doing pretty well.
[17:59] ---
    Yeah.
[18:00] ---
    I wanna go to the Monster Realm again.
[18:06] ---
    Yeah.
[18:09] ---
    If I get to see the Princess again,
[18:14] ---
    I'll say those words again.
[18:17] ---
    The things I didn't get to
    tell her about how I felt.
[18:26] ---
    Princess...
[18:39] ---
    Naoya,
[18:42] ---
    if I get to see you again,
[18:47] ---
    I'll say that again.
[18:50] ---
    This time, with a big smile.
[18:59] ---
    Once more.
[19:14] ---
    We will now begin the World
    Tree opening ceremony.
[19:22] ---
    First, we'll have a few words...
[19:25] ---
    from the inventor of the gate,
    Ingrid Sorveig Sorgrims.
[19:30] ---
    I have learned a noble gratitude...
[19:34] ---
    brought by someone from another Realm.
[19:39] ---
    I have learned...
[19:42] ---
    that the world is not something
    that only exists within our heads,
[19:45] ---
    but rather the ground
    that lies under our feet.
[19:49] ---
    Even if the way we look, or the
    language we use is different,
[19:51] ---
    all the worlds are connected, and
    we can understand each other.
[19:55] ---
    The things that can be gained...
[19:58] ---
    by connecting the worlds through these gates...
[20:01] ---
    are more irreplaceable than anything,
    more wonderful than anything.
[20:05] ---
    That's why I researched
    the World Tree's magic,
[20:09] ---
    and found a way to keep
[20:11] ---
    the gate open between the Realms at all times.
[20:14] ---
    Whether this gate leads to the future,
[20:16] ---
    or falls into darkness,
[20:18] ---
    is up to each and every one of you.
[20:21] ---
    That is all.
[20:23] ---
    Now the Queen will cut the ribbon-
[20:26] ---
    Okay!
[20:27] ---
    That was too fast!
[20:29] ---
    Anyway, here we go.
[20:31] ---
    Where did Lotte go anyway?
[20:34] ---
    I thought she'd be the first one...
[20:37] ---
    to want to see my darling again.
[20:40] ---
    Well, whatever.
[20:41] ---
    I'll be the first to kiss
    him to welcome him back.
[20:45] ---
    There we go.
[20:56] ---
    He's coming, isn't he?
[21:09] ---
    Darling...
[21:15] ---
    Sigh. There he goes.
[21:18] ---
    I imagine he went to
    go see the Princess.
[21:21] ---
    You're right.
[21:23] ---
    But I'm a little disappointed.
[21:26] ---
    My Queen...
[21:29] ---
    This is a happy ending, I guess?
[21:32] ---
    You're right, it is.
[22:02] ---
    Princess.
[22:06] ---
    I...
[22:07] ---
    You took a while.
[22:10] ---
    I'm sorry.
[22:13] ---
    You've gotten pretty cocky,
    making me wait like this.
[22:19] ---
    I'm sorr—
[22:20] ---
    That's not what I want to hear!
[22:23] ---
    You don't know anything about girls!
[22:27] ---
    Stupid guys.
[22:34] ---
    Princess.
[22:39] ---
    I'm back.
[22:42] ---
    Naoya...
[22:46] ---
    Naoya!
[22:58] ---
    Daddy, that's no fair!
[23:00] ---
    Daddy! Lotte!
[23:05] ---
    They were really getting
    in the mood, too.
[23:07] ---
    Cut them some slack.
[23:09] ---
    Asuha!
[23:12] ---
    I'm back, Lotte!
[23:22] ---
    Welcome back!