E7 - No Guidance Above nor Below
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How can you bring yourself to go that far?
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Because I want her to be happy.
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Big... brother.
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G-good morning, Instructor.
[00:31] ---
Good morning.
[00:33] ---
Milady, you reacted quite well.
[00:35] ---
Jeez!
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Haven't I told you not to wake me
up like you're trying to kill me?!
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This is also part of your training.
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Well now!
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The academy's training trip starts today.
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Have you finished packing your bags?
[00:51] ---
Sure have.
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Please don't treat me like a child.
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No Guidance Above nor Below
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In the first place, Instructor, I don't think
you show enough consideration to ladies!
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If you're going to come, then you have to tell me so!
[02:51] ---
I have to get myself dressed and ready and so on!
[02:54] ---
What's with the leisurely attitude?
[02:56] ---
You think an assassin will wait for you
to get dressed and ready?
[03:00] ---
But it's not like you're an assassin, Instructor, are you?!
[03:03] ---
That's a drug with a dose for just one person.
[03:05] ---
Think carefully before using it.
[03:09] ---
Instructor?
[03:10] ---
No, you are quite right, milady.
[03:13] ---
Ah! There you are!
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I was just looking for you!
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Do you have some business with me?
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Er...
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I wouldn't say "business."
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But uh...
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sure enough,
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um...
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I was thinking you're the only one for this!
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Huh?
[03:31] ---
Hey, Kuu...
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What do you say about marrying me?
[03:41] ---
In short...
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your father went and decided
on a husband-to-be for you,
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and in order to decline you said,
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"I already have a lover who I've promised my future to."
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Right?
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Exactly!
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In Papa's mind, you see,
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we're already living together and
kissing about 100 times a day.
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Have you considered you're taking this too far?
[04:01] ---
Well, uh...
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Once I started exaggerating, I became unable to stop.
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"L-l-living together"?
[04:10] ---
Lita, calm down.
[04:12] ---
I owe Papa a debt of gratitude
so big I could never repay it,
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so I didn't feel free to just refuse.
[04:19] ---
So, please!
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For the time being, pretend to be my lover!
[04:25] ---
I suppose I have no choice.
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Fine, then.
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Really?!
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That's great!
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Thank you, Kuu!
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There's nothing at all great about it!
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Kuu, you've got such muscular arms!
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I-I'd say they're clinging to each other a bit too tightly!
[04:45] ---
Agreed.
[04:46] ---
Instructor Rose is getting carried away!
[04:48] ---
Oh, I'm sorry, Lady Melida and Lady Elise.
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For now, I'm in the leading role.
[04:54] ---
Right, darling?
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Yeah...
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Hup!
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Milady?
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Ah!
[05:01] ---
Lady Melida, he treats you affectionately at the mansion -
isn't that enough?!
[05:05] ---
How deplorable!
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What a corruption of public morals!
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Unbelievable!
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Making eyes at him in a licentious manner like that...
[05:14] ---
That's Ms. Stachie from the board of directors...
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Hmph.
[05:24] ---
Pleased to meet you, Miss Elise Angel.
[05:27] ---
I have heard a great deal about
your exploits as a Paladin.
[05:32] ---
Completely unlike that "incompetent talented girl"...
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with her shabby Status that is unbecoming of a Paladin.
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In addition...
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To think the attendant she's brought is
a man of marriageable age.
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Director Stachie, he is-
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A garden of sweet-smelling young ladies!
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I've again found myself at the doorway
to as-yet-unknown heroic tales!
[06:04] ---
Marquis Blossom Pricket!
[06:08] ---
Oh, Rosetti!
[06:09] ---
My beloved daughter!
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C'mon, stop it, Papa.
[06:14] ---
You're embarrassing me.
[06:18] ---
Thank for taking the trouble to come, Lord Pricket.
[06:23] ---
Why, of course!
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For this particular training trip,
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there can be no guide more suitable than myself!
[06:31] ---
Instructor Rose, why is your father here at the academy?
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Because the destination for the training trip is Shangarta.
[06:37] ---
Shangarta is Instructor Rosetti
and Marquis Pricket's hometown.
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Hey, why do you know that, Kuu?!
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Due to my line of work.
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Speaking of Marquis Blossom Pricket,
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there's no one in the field who doesn't know him.
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After all, he's an authority on genetic engineering.
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What a remarkable man...
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By the way, my beloved daughter,
I have some happy news.
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What is it?
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It has been decided that during this training trip
St. Friedeswiede is going on,
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our town will play host to your wedding ceremony!
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WHAT?!
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Wait?!
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When did that come up for discussion?!
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I never heard a thing about it!
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I do not intend to get married!
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Oh, Rosetti... my lovely minx of a daughter!
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I'm dating my Kuu over here!
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Don't just ignore my feelings on the matter!
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It's just as she says, Marquis Pricket.
[07:30] ---
So you're the guy?
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How dare you seduce my daughter!
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Are you...?!
[07:37] ---
Pa-Papa...?
[07:38] ---
No, I'm mistaken!
[07:39] ---
There's no way that could be!
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What's the matter, Lord Pricket?
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Excuse me.
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You bear a striking resemblance to
someone I knew who's now dead.
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A dead person?
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It was about seven or eight years ago...
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There had just been an atrocious
mass murder in our town.
[08:00] ---
Something like that happened there?
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Ah, I see...
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You have no recollection of that time.
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The mastermind of the crime was considered
to be a boy who was 12 at the time.
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I can see the face of that boy in this man here.
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Come now!
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The briefing for the training trip is about to begin!
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Please head to the great hall immediately.
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Understood.
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Lord Pricket.
[08:27] ---
We'll be heading over this way.
[08:29] ---
Ah, excuse me.
[08:35] ---
Instructor, we should be going, too.
[08:37] ---
I'm very sorry, milady.
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Huh?
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I'm not feeling great.
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So I will be excusing myself from the assembly.
[08:46] ---
Um, Instuctor?
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Are you perhaps letting the things Director Stachie
and the Marquis said bother you?
[08:52] ---
No, milady.
[08:58] ---
You see...
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So long as you acknowledge
and appreciate me, milady...
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I'm able to believe in my own worth.
[09:07] ---
Well, then...
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Instructor...
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Something about Instructor's
demeanor back there seemed a bit off.
[09:27] ---
I think it was bothering him, after all.
[09:29] ---
Lita, what's wrong?
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You've looked spaced out for a while now.
[09:35] ---
I wonder why my instructor won't
talk to me about anything...
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Lita...
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It seems I can't help but worry about my instructor.
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I'm gonna try and catch up with him!
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Good grief...
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Why do I have to be an instructor at the academy?!
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It's all that damn brute's fault!
[10:02] ---
Hey, Angel, where you going?
[10:04] ---
The assembly's still in session, you know.
[10:06] ---
Ah, Instructor Laqua...
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Stay back!
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Hey, what's wrong?
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N-nothing...
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Damn Infernal Blue-Fire Ice King!
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Huh...?
[10:18] ---
What was that voice?
[10:20] ---
"Voice"?
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What're you talking about?
[10:23] ---
Instructor Laqua, you didn't hear that just now?
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NOO!
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She's only fallen unconscious -
there are no external injuries.
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Instructor?!
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What in the world's going on?
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I don't know.
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I myself arrived here a moment ago.
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Lord Pricket...
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All of you onlookers, move further back!
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It is important to preserve the scene!
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Now, allow me to show you
some of my very finest magic.
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"Magic"?
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This is one of my revolutionary inventions:
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A volatile agent that traces back to any sign of mana.
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That is to say...
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It will reproduce for us whoever it
was that was present at the scene.
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This is the mana of the culprit!
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That color is...
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This mana is... Yes, it comes from a male.
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One who's around the age of becoming an adult...
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No, one in their teens.
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The one thing I can say is...
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as for ways to prove my innocence...
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I have none.
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Lita...
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What do you think it is the culprit wants to accomplish?
[12:29] ---
You mean the blue-flamed culprit?
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Yeah.
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They said that schoolgirl lost consciousness
but didn't have any visible injuries.
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What was it the offender wanted to do?
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I don't know...
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First time seeing an aurora and lightening,
is it, my little birdies?
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That sight is one of the things my town is known for.
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Is it possible the lightening is getting so dangerous
the train won't be able to head back home?
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Now this is Shangarta!
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It's a paradise in the depths of the earth.
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Due to the gene-manipulation
technology I've brought forth,
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this subterranean land is now
brimming with a variety of greenery.
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Rare flowers!
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Tenacious crops!
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You can't see these back in Flandore!
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We've allowed them make their way inside!
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They've made it all the way here, have they?
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As a side effect of the experimentation,
a huge forest has taken...
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The sound of water...?
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That voice I heard was coming from
the far side of this boulder...
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Milady, have you grown tired of the lecture?
[14:11] ---
Instructor...
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No!
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Stay away from there!
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This area is a mystery spot!
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It's a world in which conventional
wisdom does not apply!
[14:22] ---
"Mystery spot"...?
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Due to a strong kink in the magnetic field,
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there is a spot that produces an uncanny
effect that goes against all common sense.
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Blossom!
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Oh, Dick! My future son!
[14:35] ---
You've come at a great time.
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This here is the true fiancé of-
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M-more importantly, Blossom...
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Someone else has come down with it!
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No!
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Carnell! Carnell!
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Those not versed in these things, step back!
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Carnell!
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Pathology Progression A.
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It's too late for him.
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Provide him with salvation!
[15:09] ---
No!
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Stop!
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Carnell!
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And with that, his soul's been saved!
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Lord Pricket!
[15:18] ---
What is the meaning of this?!
[15:20] ---
Conducting a public execution is a serious crime.
[15:23] ---
An execution?
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Far from it!
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This is salvation.
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He was stricken with a disease.
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"A disease"?
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It's a rare illness that has been raging here in Shangarta.
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One loses their rational faculties and is reduced
to a monster that desires only to slaughter.
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Therefore...
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We promptly put down any individuals
the diseases has progressed in.
[15:48] ---
This town is rather...
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bizarre.
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Papa is also the administrator of this place.
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Sorry for dragging you into this whole ordeal.
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I thought you'd for sure turn down
playing the role of my lover.
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Why did you help me out, anyway?
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"Big Sis" Rosetti!
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Welcome home!
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Oh, you little rascals!
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Have you been good children?
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Yes!
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Quite a merry family you've got there.
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Well, Papa doesn't discriminate when
it comes to kids who've lost all relatives.
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"Big Sis"!
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How long you staying this time?
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Come play with us!
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You know...
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My memories from my childhood are pretty vague.
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But, I've been told I lost my family.
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Given the kind of place Shangarta is though...
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Such a thing isn't uncommon.
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Papa takes in children who, like me, have no
relatives, and he provides them with a new family.
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That's a quite fine thing, I'd say.
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Yeah, I think so, too.
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Apparently, Papa himself lost
his own wife a long time ago.
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"Big Sis" Rosetti, who's that man?
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My fiancé!
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Your big sis has brought her boyfriend back to our home!
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Seems you had a leisurely fun time, huh, Instructor?!
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Are you angry with me?
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About what?
[17:29] ---
Here's a question for you, Instructor.
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What do you think it is I'm mad about?
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Could it be because I left you here by
yourself and headed out somewhere?
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Instructor.
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Please take out some socks and put them on me.
[17:58] ---
You're not mindful of the fact that I'm a girl anyway,
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so I might as well have you help me change clothes.
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After all, I'm just a child in your eyes.
[18:05] ---
Milady.
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What is it?!
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What do you say to going out
on a date with me right now?
[18:13] ---
"A d-date"?
[18:21] ---
I'm out on a middle-of-the-night date with my instructor!
[18:37] ---
I really wanted to show you this place, milady.
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Actually, this limestone cave has an interesting trick to it.
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This is one of the so-called mystery spots.
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The surrounding rocks are strongly magnetized,
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and within a certain area they produce
something much like weightlessness.
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"Magnetized," you say?
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Weightlessness also makes for
an effective training environment.
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Is that right?
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You see, in order to maintain your balance,
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you rely on muscles you normally don't use.
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Even in your room, it's possible to recreate something
like weightlessness by using a hammock.
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How about we give it a try when we return home?
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Instructor, why is that you know about this place?
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I've previously come to this town for a mission.
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"A mission"?
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Instructor, will you take me on a date again sometime?
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Any place is fine...
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so long as it's together with you.
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Milady...
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I'm sorry for being selfish earlier today.
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I just... wanted to pester you a bit.
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I guess I'm a bit odd.
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I want to be the only one who's acquainted with you.
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I know it's a childish and selfish...
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You're the first person to ever
feel that way about me, milady.
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Which is why...
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I'm not sure what I should do.
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What is this place?
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Instructor, where are you?
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I want it... I want it...
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I want blood!
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That voice...
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Give me your blood!
[23:09] ---
What was that dream just now?
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I feel very unwell.
[23:13] ---
Lita! Lita! Are you awake?!
[23:15] ---
Elli? You can come on in.
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Lita! Someone has been attacked again!
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By that blue-flamed criminal!
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