# 2 - Kaede Time
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"Old Campus"
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"Old Campus"
What brings us together here today during a school break, no less,
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"Undelivered Eggs To Be Discarded"
What brings us together here today during a school break, no less,
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"Undelivered Eggs To Be Discarded"
is the nation's current egg glut, in which excess eggs,
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"A Poultry Farmer's Opinion"
is the nation's current egg glut, in which excess eggs,
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"National Overproduction of Eggs"
is the nation's current egg glut, in which excess eggs,
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"National Overproduction of Eggs"
rather than being sent to market, are being discarded in bulk.
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Oh, yeah--I heard about that
on the news. What a waste!
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Right? So I came up with a plan
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"My Plan (Secret)"
Right? So I came up with a plan
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"My Plan (Secret)"
to salvage those discarded eggs *and* assassinate Koro Sensei.
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What, kill him with eggs?
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Bah. So you cook up a dish,
toss in some of these babies?
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Like he won't see right through that.
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"My Plan (Secret)"
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"My Plan (Secret)"
I gave it a little more thought than that.
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The first steps are already in place,
thanks to Mr. Karasuma.
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Yes, everything's all set up in the yard--
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To the yard, everyone!
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Honestly. These kids come up
with the craziest things.
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This mold... and those eggs... Don't tell me--
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Yep! We're going to make
one ginormous pudding!
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I call it...
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Operation Pudding Popper!
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*You're all I think about*
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*Starting not to see anything else*
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*I'll win your heart for sure--I swear*
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*Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale*
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*I've spared no effort since then*
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*Should be over my problems by now*
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*I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it*
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*And just when I get warmed up*
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*Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time*
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*Your scathing, serious voice cuts me*
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*Thousands, tens of thousands
of times I've given form to my feelings*
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*Driven them in,
thrown them in--but all you do is run*
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*Question, question: what*
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*Question, question: on earth*
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*Question, question: did I*
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*Ever know about you anyway?*
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*Question, question: why*
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*Question, question: is it*
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*Question, question: you are*
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*So close and yet so far away?*
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"Second Period: Kaede Time"
"by Tomohito Sugino"
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Operation Pudding Popper?
Koro Sensei *does* have a sweet tooth...
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About that!
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I've already obtained a crucial confession!
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"Pudding"
I've already obtained a crucial confession!
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"Pudding"
Couldn't you just eat a ton of these puddings?
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You bet I could!
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Someday I'd love to dive into
a pudding that's bigger than me!
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I don't have the money,
so I guess it won't happen.
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Let's make his impossible dream come true!
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Frankly, I'd like to eat some, too!
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--We'll embed bombs and anti-Sensei BB's
--Chomp chomp chomp chomp...
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--in the giant pudding's base.
--Chomp chomp chomp chomp...
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--When he gets to the bottom of the thing...
--Chomp chomp chomp chomp...
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It might be worth a try.
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He does tend to go crazy over sweets and sexy stuff.
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"My Plan (Secret)"
He does tend to go crazy over sweets and sexy stuff.
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"My Plan (Secret)"
And with behind-the-scenes Kayano stepping forward with this plan,
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"My Plan (Secret)"
there's an element of surprise, too.
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Okay, let's use this time
when Koro Sensei's not around
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and go for broke!
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Yeah!
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I used an inactive line at a mayonnaise factory
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to prep the beaten eggs
that'll be going in this giant mold.
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But with cooperation from the government,
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we'll be doing the rest of
the cooking with our own manpower!
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First we mix in sugar and milk.
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Vanilla oil brings out the flavor.
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But, Kaede, they tried to
make a giant pudding on TV once,
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and it didn't work.
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"White Sugar"
and it didn't work.
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"White Sugar"
It was too big-- it collapsed under its own weight.
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"White Sugar"
To combat that,
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"White Sugar"
we're mixing in agar *and* gelatin as coagulants.
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we're mixing in agar *and* gelatin as coagulants.
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The agar's fiber will make it stronger.
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"White Sugar"
The agar's fiber will make it stronger.
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"Gelatin" "Agar" "In-house comparison"
The agar's fiber will make it stronger.
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"Gelatin" "Agar" "In-house comparison"
Plus, agar's higher melting point means it's slower to melt in heat,
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"Gelatin" "Agar" "In-house comparison"
so the pudding should stay firm even outside in September.
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"Gelatin" "Agar" "In-house comparison"
Whoa...
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Pour in the first batch of pudding!
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That's the way! Once that's all in,
swap with Team Second Batch!
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"Cream Content" "Firmness" "Firm"
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"Cream Content" "Firmness" "Firm"
Basically, with the agar retaining the firmness,
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"Soft"
Basically, with the agar retaining the firmness,
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"Completed: 11:30" "Poured: 13:00" "Poured: 14:30" "Poured: 16:00"
Basically, with the agar retaining the firmness,
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"Completed: 11:30" "Poured: 13:00" "Poured: 14:30" "Poured: 16:00"
we can increase the cream in the upper layers to keep it light.
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we can increase the cream in the upper layers to keep it light.
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Then what are these?
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Bursts of flavor: fruit sauce
and mousse in edible starch wrappers.
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Wouldn't you get sick of
the same flavor all the way through?
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Adding these in here and there
will provide some taste variety.
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Once the mold is full,
put on the lid and let it chill.
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The mold's outer walls
are equipped with a cooling function,
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and the pipes inside are flowing with coolant.
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A pudding this voluminous
needs to be cooled inside and out.
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Wow...
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Just how much does Kayano
know about pudding, anyway?
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She's got the scientific basis
*and* she's studied up on flavor!
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Way to go, Kayano.
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You thought up and did all this yourself
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after seeing that article on eggs?
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Uh-huh!
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I mean, I've wanted to try it for a while.
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With the Ministry of Defense covering the cost,
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I figured this was the perfect opportunity.
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Once I put my mind to something,
I just keep on rolling.
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Kayano's always behind us,
helping out on our assassinations.
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That's why I'd pegged her
as the supporting type.
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I had no idea that, given a plot
that played to her interests,
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--she could be so fired up.
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--Another early start tomorrow!
--she could be so fired up.
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After chilling overnight,
we check to see if it's firmed up enough...
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then remove the cooling pipes.
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--Keep 'er coming, keep 'er coming...
--Next,
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--Keep 'er coming, keep 'er coming...
--we loosen the bolts holding on the lid...
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and blow air between
the mold and the pudding itself.
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Then... we release the external lock!
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Once the pudding's out of the mold,
we shore up the outside
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with softened gelatin and agar,
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top it off with caramel sauce, made separately,
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lightly toast the surface, and...
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We did it!
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Oh, man, it looks delicious!
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You forget there's a bomb under there!
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And so Kayano's giant
killer pudding was complete.
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C-Can I really eat this whole thing?
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Oh, yeah, sure. I just wanted to
use up those discarded eggs.
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It was all Kayano's idea.
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Oh, Kayano!
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Well, see ya, Koro Sensei.
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We've got an English class to get to.
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Don't let any of it go to waste, now!
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I would never! Oh, it's a dream come true!
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Here I go!
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Kayano--we'll watch
the detonation from the hallway.
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Oh. Uh-huh.
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Yum yum yum yum!
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--Yum yum yum yum!
--Look at him go...
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It's only a matter of time
before he reaches the bottom!
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There's a surveillance camera in there, too,
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alongside the remote-controlled bomb.
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We detonate the bomb just as
the pudding around it is eaten:
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the moment the screen
lightens slightly from pitch black.
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The pudding...
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exploding...
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Yum yum yum yum!
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Yum yum yum yum!
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It's got to be tastier with
the flavors changing midway.
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Hmm, I see: so I should use
a scale model to test its strength.
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Nooo! Another collapse!
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Pudding...
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No!
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The pudding I poured all
my heart into can't go blowing up!
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Hey, calm down, Kayano!
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Don't get emotionally attached
to a damn pudding!
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--It was *made* to be blown to bits!
--No, we can't!
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We need to keep it in the yard forever, as a monument!
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"Still Life with Pudding" "by Kaede Kayano"
We need to keep it in the yard forever, as a monument!
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"Still Life with Pudding" "by Kaede Kayano"
It'll rot!
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"Danger"
It'll rot!
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Phew... Time for a break.
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I detected the faint smell of
a foreign object in with the deliciousness.
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The bomb! And the detonator's been detached!
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"Koro Sensei Flirts with Disaster!" "His Exit Route Explained!"
The bomb! And the detonator's been detached!
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"Koro Sensei Flirts with Disaster!" "His Exit Route Explained!"
I ate from caramel to pudding to dirt,
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"Koro Sensei Flirts with Disaster!" "His Exit Route Explained!"
then tunneled through the ground and removed it.
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Did you set up the bomb, Takebayashi?
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Your calculations were spot on,
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but I picked up on the
distinctive scent of plastic explosive.
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Next time, pay attention
to any odor components, too.
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Yes, sir.
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And since you all worked together
to make this pudding,
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you should all eat it together!
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I've set aside nice clean portions for you.
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Foiled again.
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And it was such a good idea.
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However, eating eggs
that are meant to be discarded
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is, strictly speaking, a violation of economic rules.
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"New Civics"
is, strictly speaking, a violation of economic rules.
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"New Civics"
We'll consider that and the importance of food
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"New Civics"
in our next civics class.
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"New Civics"
Yes, sir.
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Yes, sir.
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Too bad, Kayano...
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Or do you feel better now?
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I didn't think you could be so hardcore.
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It was fun--and out of the ordinary, too.
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Not even your closest friends
get to see your true blade.
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I'll do it again.
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This is where a pudding fan
can be a top-notch assassin.
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I've got any number of
jiggly blades at my disposal!
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"Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
"by Kaede Kayano"
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After the break,
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Mr. Karasuma really started
buckling down on training.
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Today's phys ed class consisted of parkour...
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...turned Cops and Robbers.
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The cops were our
two most fearsome teachers.
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If we catch them all,
they get twice the homework.
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Quit finding weird ways to piggyback on this.
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Aw, why can't I play, too?
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It's not fair--you guys have all the fun.
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Besides, I'm in charge of defense.
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Of course. It would hardly be
training with you on the chase.
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Even if it is Mr. Karasuma chasing us,
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this is one big mountainside!
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Given the time limit,
he'll only be able to tag...
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...two or three of us, max.
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Yep.
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I heard that.
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Beyond the ridgeline--at eighty meters.
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You're under arrest.
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--Huh?
--What?
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Okajima, Hayami, Chiba, Fuwa! Out!
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"Jail"
No lie--he's actually making us do drills in jail!
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No lie--he's actually making us do drills in jail!
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Say what?
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Now, look, Okajima...
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Not even realizing you were tagged?
What is this, some battle movie?
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Just be careful, okay?
He might already be behind you...
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Sugaya? Sugayaaa!
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Karasuma's on the hunt alone?
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Perfect. I'll pull him in by his
tagging hand and take him down.
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Then we'll go at it right here.
I'll make a *real bad* cop out of him!
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I say bring it on! Oh, YE--
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Sugaya, Professor Bitch! Out!
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Yikes. We're dropping like flies!
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It's like Mount Slaughter out here.
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Weren't they arrested?
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Oh--this is Cops and Robbers, right?
Which means...
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Right! If we tag 'em, they're free!
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Sugino, you dummy.
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Like anyone's getting tagged
without that sonic octopus noticing.
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--Prisoners! Focus on your work detail, now!
--If we could do that, we would have killed him ages ago.
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You have a point.
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Sugino! Did you come to spring us?
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"Do something to Sensei!"
Sugino! Did you come to spring us?
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What?
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Just this once.
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Sugino! Now!
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"Officer Koro Scandal: Bribery"
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Five prisoners have escaped!
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"Escaped"
Five prisoners have escaped!
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"Escaped"
What?!
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Hey! How are these
captured robbers getting out?
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They're shrewder than I thought.
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--Whoa! Those boobs are something else!
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--They lured you away!
--Whoa! Those boobs are something else!
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Do *not* let my next batch of prisoners escape!
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Actually, Koro Sensei...
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My little brother is really sick--bedridden.
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When I emailed him about
playing Cops and Robbers,
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he replied, "You gotta win."
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If he knew I was captured,
the shock just might...
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Go.
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This cop never saw any robber. Go.
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Oh, wow, thanks!
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"Officer Koro Scandal: Covering for Criminals"
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Four prisoners have escaped!
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"Escaped"
Four prisoners have escaped!
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Four prisoners have escaped!
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Karasuma, come in!
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How are these criminals escaping from jail?
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That's my line, you crooked cop!
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Time's up! Game's over!
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It's over...
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Thank goodness.
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In the end,
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"Jail"
In the end,
**[14:28] ---**
"Jail"
our game of Cops and Robbers ended with us getting away.
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Koro Sensei ticked off Mr. Karasuma
at just about every step of the way,
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but it was good training for us.
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--Later!
--Anyone could see our second term was off to a good start.
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--See you tomorrow!
--Anyone could see our second term was off to a good start.
**[14:43] ---**
--Anyone could see our second term was off to a good start.
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"Weekly Punch" "A Quiet Neighborhood Shaken! A Yellow Menace Targets
F-Cups and Above" "Exclusive! Late-Night Terror in Kunugigaoka"
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No way...
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"Roll Book"
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"Roll Book"
What a good start to the second term!
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"Roll Book"
The relationship of trust I share with my students
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"Roll Book"
is only growing stronger.
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"Staff Room"
is only growing stronger.
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Today, too, they'll gaze upon me
with such affection...
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...such *disgust*?!
**[15:10] ---**
"Exclusive! Late-Night Terror in Kunugigaoka:
Underwear Thief On the Loose!"
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"Underwear Thief Strikes Again!" "Only After F-Cups and Above"
"A Yellow Man's 'Nurufufufu' Echoing Through the Night"
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This is totally you, isn't it?
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Honestly, we're disappointed.
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How could you do such a thing?
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N-No, wait! I don't know anything about this!
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So what's your alibi?
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My alibi?
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Where were you late at night
on the day of this incident,
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and what were you doing?
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What was I doing?
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I was moving from ten thousand
to three thousand meters altitude,
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shaking a bag of seasoned fries.
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Like anyone can prove that!
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C'mon, that's enough.
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Koro Sensei may be full of
the little desires of the flesh,
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but all he's really done so far is...
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"Stag"
...read discarded dirty magazines,
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be bought off with swimsuit pics,
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"Weekly Young Jump"
be bought off with swimsuit pics,
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"Weekly Young Jump"
stare intently at pin-ups during free period,
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send in postcards saying
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"Hand-bras are so blah!
Let me do a tentacle-bra!"
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Koro Sensei... just turn yourself in.
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*Et tu*, Isogai?
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How rude! I'm an innocent man!
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If you don't believe me,
come to the staff room!
**[16:10] ---**
I've got just the thing to prove just how rational I am:
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"Pleasure Forest" "A Feel-Good Start to Summer!"
I've got just the thing to prove just how rational I am:
**[16:13] ---**
"Pleasure Forest" "A Feel-Good Start to Summer!"
the pin-up collection in my desk!
**[16:15] ---**
I'll get rid of every last one of--
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You're kiddin' me.
**[16:23] ---**
Hey, check out the class roll book!
**[16:26] ---**
See the letters next to all the girls' names?
**[16:29] ---**
He's done research into all our cup sizes!
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"Forever Flat"
He's done research into all our cup sizes!
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"Forever Flat"
Hey! Why am I the only one marked "Forever Flat"?!
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"Roll Book"
Hey! Why am I the only one marked "Forever Flat"?!
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"Roll Book"
And this here--
**[16:36] ---**
And this here--
**[16:37] ---**
a list of the women in Kunugigaoka with at least an F-cup!
**[16:37] ---**
"Kunugigaoka's F-Cups and Above"
a list of the women in Kunugigaoka with at least an F-cup!
**[16:40] ---**
Wait! I... that can't...
**[16:45] ---**
Oh, right! I was getting ready
for an after-school barbecue!
**[16:51] ---**
See? Don't these skewers look tast--
**[16:59] ---**
This isn't good.
**[17:00] ---**
Unbelievable.
**[17:02] ---**
So filthy.
**[17:10] ---**
Th-That's all for today... class...
**[17:14] ---**
See you... tomorrow...
**[17:22] ---**
We really put him
through the wringer today, huh.
**[17:26] ---**
Guess he couldn't stand the heat.
**[17:27] ---**
But did he really do it?
I mean, it's a serious crime.
**[17:33] ---**
Compared to blowing up the earth,
it's downright adorable.
**[17:36] ---**
Yeah, well...
**[17:38] ---**
But if I were a Mach-20 underwear thief,
**[17:42] ---**
I sure wouldn't leave
such shoddy evidence behind.
**[17:48] ---**
A ball from the equipment shed.
**[17:51] ---**
He'd have to know that if he did this,
he'd be dead to us as a teacher.
**[17:57] ---**
For that teaching-mad monster,
I'd think losing our trust with this nonsense
**[18:03] ---**
is right up there with getting assassinated
in terms of things he wants to avoid.
**[18:07] ---**
Yeah... I'd have to agree.
**[18:10] ---**
But then... who?
**[18:12] ---**
An impostor.
**[18:14] ---**
Fuwa?
**[18:15] ---**
That color, his laugh... Make no mistake:
**[18:19] ---**
It's a fake Sensei! The old hero-movie
bad-guy trope in action!
**[18:26] ---**
So the culprit is someone
deeply familiar with Koro Sensei.
**[18:31] ---**
Ritsu! Look for clues with me!
**[18:35] ---**
Sure!
**[18:36] ---**
"Tentacle"
Sure!
**[18:36] ---**
"Tentacle"
Something along those lines, anyway.
**[18:38] ---**
"Tentacle"
I don't know *why* they'd do something like this,
**[18:41] ---**
"Tentacle"
but if this rumor rides our bountied buddy out of town,
**[18:43] ---**
but if this rumor rides our bountied buddy out of town,
**[18:47] ---**
we'll lose everything.
**[18:49] ---**
Let's beat the real criminal silly
**[18:52] ---**
and put that octopus in our debt.
**[18:53] ---**
Yeah!
**[18:54] ---**
"Forever Flat"...
**[19:02] ---**
The great detective has arrived,
**[19:03] ---**
practically grown-up in body and mind!
**[19:06] ---**
All we're doing is using parkour to trespass.
**[19:10] ---**
Hey, Fuwa, how do you know
the culprit's gonna strike here next?
**[19:16] ---**
This is a camp facility
for certain pro entertainers.
**[19:19] ---**
A big-busted idol group
has been here for two weeks
**[19:22] ---**
practicing their latest dance routines.
**[19:25] ---**
Yes,
**[19:26] ---**
and based on the suspect's disposition,
**[19:28] ---**
there's a 99.78 percent probability
this place is in his sights.
**[19:33] ---**
And tomorrow's the last day of camp!
**[19:36] ---**
No way will our man let these
top-notch trophies get away.
**[19:40] ---**
Aha...
**[19:48] ---**
Koro Sensei!
**[19:49] ---**
Is he after the real thief, too?
**[19:52] ---**
Sure looks like a thief in that getup.
**[19:55] ---**
Look! He's so mad at the actual culprit,
**[19:58] ---**
he's looking at the underwear
and getting all worked up!
**[20:00] ---**
I just can't see him
as anything *but* the bad guy!
**[20:05] ---**
Hey, over there...
**[20:06] ---**
Someone's here!
**[20:07] ---**
A big guy with a yellow head!
**[20:09] ---**
I knew it!
**[20:10] ---**
So someone else was behind this!
**[20:13] ---**
The way he carries himself--
he's no ordinary guy!
**[20:15] ---**
Uh-oh! He's getting away!
**[20:16] ---**
Gotcha!
**[20:18] ---**
So you disguised yourself as me
**[20:19] ---**
and did things I only wish I could have done!
**[20:22] ---**
I'll strip you naked and
take care of you from stem to stern!
**[20:26] ---**
This may be even worse than being a bra thief.
**[20:30] ---**
The reports got his laugh exactly right.
**[20:32] ---**
Now show your face,
**[20:34] ---**
you impostor!
**[20:40] ---**
I-Isn't that...
**[20:43] ---**
Mr. Karasuma's underling?
**[20:46] ---**
You...
**[20:48] ---**
But why would--
**[20:52] ---**
I negotiated with the government
to borrow one of Mr. Karasuma's men.
**[20:57] ---**
He lured you right into
this pen of anti-Sensei sheets.
**[21:04] ---**
It's what your students did
on that southern island.
**[21:08] ---**
Youngsters have such limber minds.
First confine, then strike.
**[21:14] ---**
That voice...
**[21:16] ---**
Now, then, Koro Sensei.
Let your final death match begin.
**[21:23] ---**
Koro Sensei...
**[21:25] ---**
Compared to me, you are...
**[21:29] ---**
weak.
**[21:41] ---**
*The moon that swims in the night sky*
**[21:47] ---**
*If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it*
**[21:52] ---**
*I went to touch it: it was warm*
**[21:58] ---**
*And slowly drew me in*
**[22:03] ---**
*The multiplying footsteps,
the view from my window:*
**[22:14] ---**
*As I drifted along, expressionless*
**[22:20] ---**
*They spilled out of my hands*
**[22:24] ---**
*It was rocking, swaying--I never knew*
**[22:31] ---**
*Until I touched it with my own hands*
**[22:36] ---**
*I'll gather up
and go through all of the things*
**[22:42] ---**
*Scattered beneath the waning moon*