# 17 - Island Time
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Surprise!\n
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"Tell Us, Kunudon!"\n
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"Tell Us, Kunudon!"\nTell us, Kunudon!\n
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Hi, everybody! It's me, Kunudon!\n
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Sir Kunudon!\n
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The students with the best grades\nat Kunugigaoka Academy\n
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are entitled to a fantastic privilege:\n
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Vested interest!\n
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Three days and two nights\nat a luxury summer school\n
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in always-summery Okinawa!\n
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Diplomatic passports!\n
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The school pays for the hotel\nand everything that goes with it.\n
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Students can study to their hearts' content!\n
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Sheer debauchery! Yay!\n
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What? What do you mean, the E Class is going?!\n
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*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
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*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
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*Sensei! Target on *
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*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
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*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
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*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
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*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
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*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
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*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
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*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
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*Will we, still incomplete *
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*Be able to shoot through *
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*The invincible target that's you? *
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*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
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*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
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*Lost in so many ways *
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*For you more than anyone else *
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*Studying like a house on fire *
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*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
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*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
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*Revolution *
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*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
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"Episode 17: Island Time"\n
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Whoa, just look at 'em all!\n
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Ah, summer vacation--and the\nfreedom of being out of school!\n
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Or so you'd think.\n
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Why are we here at school?\n
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Well... I don't want everyone to\nsee me out catching bugs at my age.\n
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I'm a city boy--I've always wanted to do this.\n
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And Karma happened to point me\nto a tree with some good bugs on it.\n
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I didn't expect *you* to come, Maehara. Never pegged you as an insect fan.
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Our next assassination'll be\nat that island resort, right?\n
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Wouldn't you say we're\nmissing a little something?\n
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Like what?\n
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Money!\n
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You need buying power if you're gonna\nsnag yourself a swimsuited babe!\n
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That runt won't do the trick...\nbut a giant stag beetle?\n
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Those babies'll net you\ntens of thousands of yen!\n
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Auction 'em off online for major cashola--\n
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we'll make at least enough\nto cover a fancy dinner\n
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and a place to chill out!\n
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I think he's forgotten\nwhat this trip's all about.\n
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Yeah. Not exactly a\n15-year-old's vacation plans.\n
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That won't work!\n
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Giant stag beetles? Those are old news!\n
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Kurahashi!\n
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Morning! You're all here to scrape up\nsome spending money, too, huh?\n
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Hey, what do you mean\nstag beetles are old news?\n
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Well...\n
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I guess they were super pricey\nright around when we were born,\n
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but today's artificial breeding methods\nhave saturated the market,\n
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bringing their prices way down.\n
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The Great Stag Beetle Crash!\n
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I thought one beetle would\nabout pay for one babe.\n
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No way. These days,\nbabes are way more expensive.\n
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You sure know a lot about this, Kurahashi.\nAre you into bugs?\n
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Yep! Along with every other living thing!\n
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Hey, since we're all here...\n
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Let's all go bug-hunting!\nWe're bound to find tons if we all try!\n
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The innocent and genuine Kurahashi\n
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knows an insane amount\nabout living creatures.\n
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Just the right helping hand\nfor a bunch of crass-ish guys\n
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to have around.\n
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Mmm. Pretty nice haul.\n
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Whoa! Did you set this?\n
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My own homemade trap.\nI put it out last night.\n
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"Let ferment for 1-2 days"\n
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There are about twenty\nmore of them out there,\n
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so that's about a thousand\nyen apiece if we're lucky!\n
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Not too shabby for a side job!\n
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I hope we caught the one I was looking for!\n
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What an inefficient trap.\nAnd you call yourselves the E Class?\n
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Okajima!\n
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Pulling in a measly thousand\nyen at a time? Yeah, right.\n
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*My* trap'll bring in a cool ten billion!
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Oof.\n
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Ten billion... you don't mean--\n
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Oh, but I do.\n
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If we're planning an assassination\non this southern isle,\n
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that octopus'll be letting his\nguard down in the meantime.\n
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And *that's* what I'm after.
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"Stag"\n
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Oh, yeah--here we go!\n
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He went right for my dirty-book trap!\n
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Wow. When do you see the speedy Koro Sensei moving that *slowly*?
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That one must be right up his alley...\n
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And what's with the stag beetle dress-up?\n
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Is he trying to blend in? That's just sad.\n
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Every mountain has one: the porn repository.\n
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The kids who find their dreams\nthere grow old enough\n
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to buy their own dirty magazines,\n
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then leave behind dreams\nfor someone else to find.\n
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It's a place of neverending dreams.\n
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I'm glad you're here! Lend me a hand--\n
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our porn power'll give him a dream\nhe'll never wake up from!\n
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We seem to have reached maximum crassitude.\n
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I did some major research\ninto his top turn-ons, y'know.\n
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Can't buy the stuff myself,\nbut I found a few.\n
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Wouldn't he like anything with big boobs?\n
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As it turns out, yeah.\n
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"6/29: A hit!"\nDirty magazines are dreams.\n
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Everyone looks for his ideal in their pages.\n
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"7/6: A miss." "S&M Mania"\nEveryone looks for his ideal in their pages.\n
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"7/15: Photos a hit, setup doesn't sit well" "Pleasure Forest"\nPhotos and manga, too: \n
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"7/15: Photos a hit, setup doesn't sit well" "Pleasure Forest"\nthe tiniest difference gets a whole 'nother response.\n
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That's amazing, Okajima.\nSo for the last month,\n
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you've been swapping out porn and\ncarefully observing his reactions?\n
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No grown-up ought to be picking up\na month's worth of porn mags!\n
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That's just sad.\n
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It's just like your traps, Kurahashi.\n
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You get absorbed in studying your\nprey for a long time, too, right?\n
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Yeah...\n
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I've got a dirty mind. If you wanna\nhate me for it, go on ahead.\n
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"Half-Nude Monthly"\nBut it's only because I'm a super-lech that I know:\n
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Pornography can save the world.\n
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He's so... cool, somehow!\n
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I'll get him, all right!\n
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Under all that porn is a net\nstrung with anti-Sensei BB's!\n
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He's deep into that book now--\nwe can nab him for sure!\n
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Someone cut this rope and trigger the trap.\n
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I'll jump in there and finish him off!\n
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Anything can be a sword\nif you polish it enough.\n
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Okajima's porn-sword might\njust run Koro Sensei through.\n
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Bwoop!\n
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What the--?!\n
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His eyes just went all "bwoop"!\n
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I don't have any data on that face!\n
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What kind of porn does *that* signify?!
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"Stag"\n
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There you are!\n
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A Miyama stag beetle.\nAnd with that eye color!\n
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Are they white, Koro Sensei?\n
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Ah, Kurahashi!\n
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Indeed they are!\n
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Wow! Just what I'd been looking for!\n
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Yes, right here on this mountain!\n
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Oh, man! And we were so close!\n
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\n--Miyama stag! Miyama stag! Yay!\n
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--I don't know what they're so happy about,\n--Miyama stag! Miyama stag! Yay!\n
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--but a giant stag beetle and a junior-high girl\n--Miyama stag! Miyama stag! Yay!\n
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--jumping around on all that porn?\n--Miyama stag! Miyama stag! Yay!\n
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--That's one hell of a sight.\n--Miyama stag! Miyama stag! Yay!\n
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Mortifying! How super-duper mortifying!\n
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I'm so ashamed... Such behavior\nis unbecoming of an educator.\n
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I knew there was a trap under all this porn,\n
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but with each magazine\nmore to my taste than the last,\n
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I couldn't resist!\n
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He saw right through it...\n
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So what's the big deal, Kurahashi?\nThat's a Miyama stag beetle, right?\n
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In games and stuff, they sell\nfor way less than a giant stag.\n
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Miyamas've been going for a good\nprice lately. They're hard to breed.\n
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One this size could fetch twenty thousand.\n
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Twenty thousand?!\n
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Plus, take a good look at its eyes.\n
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They're usually black, but these are white.\n
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I told you about albinism, right?\n
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Oh, yeah--like the super-rare\ncreatures born pure white?\n
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Yes, and stag beetles are\nonly albino in the eyes.\n
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A natural-born Miyama white-eye,\nas they're known, is extremely rare.\n
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Why, this even has academic value.\n
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You could sell this for hundreds\nof thousands of yen, easy.\n
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Hundreds?!\n
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I told Koro Sensei I wanted\nto see one just once,\n
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and he said he'd use his\nzoom eyes to find one for me!\n
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Okay, you lowlifes: raise your\nhand if you want this baby!\n
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I do!\n
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What to do, what to do?\n
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*I* was the one who caught it!
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In killing, in porn, in living things:\n
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summer vacation is full of\nlearning and discoveries.\n
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One week until our assassination\nvacation to that southern island.\n
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"Old Campus"\n
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One week until our assassination\nvacation to that southern island.\n
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We'd gotten together to train for it\nand to put our plans in order.\n
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Well, well! I see you little brats\nare working up a good sweat,\n
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summer vacation notwithstanding.\n
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You train, too, Professor Bitch.\n
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Your gun and knife skills aren't *that* much better than ours.
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Grownups are sneaky.\nI'll hitch a ride on your strategy\n
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and only take away the best parts.\n
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That's my Irina.\n
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L-Lovro, sir!\n
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He's here as a special\ninstructor for the summer.\n
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He'll give us tips on our strategy\nfrom a pro's perspective.\n
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Rest one day and your fingers\nand arms forget about killing.\n
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If you don't want to flunk out,\nhurry up and get changed!\n
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Yes, absolutely!\n
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Even Professor Bitch can't say no to him.\n
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Yeah, well, he's one scary dude.\n
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Thank you for your cooperation.\n
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Making matters worse,\n
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I couldn't contact the assassins\nwho'd shown the most promise.\n
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Were they scared off, knowing\nthat even the pros had failed?\n
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Perhaps.\n
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Now all we can do is leave it up to them.\n
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Now, *he's* not here today; is that correct?
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Yes. He'd had a trip to Everest planned,\n
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so he's there now, beating the heat.\n
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Good. A confidential strategy is essential\n
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for an assassination.\n
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I see.\n
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First we destroy the seven promised tentacles,\n
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then the entire class immediately\njumps in to finish him off.\n
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So far, so good...\n
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But what's this very first step: "psych attacks"?\n
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First we throw him off, blunting his moves.\n
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Koro Sensei was scavenging\nfor dirty magazines earlier.\n
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"Stag" Just *don't* tell your classmates, all right?
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"Stag"\n...and he gave us each an ice pop.\n
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As if that'd be enough to\nkeep our mouths shut now!\n
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Let's all gang up on him\nand teach him a lesson!\n
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First we'll corner him with that\nblackmail material--and more.\n
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A brutal assassination method indeed.\n
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But the key is that final, killing blow.\n
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Pinpoint timing and\naccurate aim will be crucial.\n
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Are you worried about this class's firepower?\n
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Just the opposite. Those two\nin particular are outstanding.\n
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Ryunosuke Chiba.\n
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He excels at spatial calculations.\n
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As a long-distance sniper,\nhe's second to none.\n
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Rinka Hayami has a nice\nbalance of dexterous fingers\n
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and kinetic visual acuity.\n
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She's a soldier who's well equipped\nto take down a moving target.\n
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Neither is very assertive--\n
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they're the professional type;\ntheir results do the talking.\n
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Hmm. I want them for my own students.\n
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The others are at a respectable level as well.\n
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Their talents have been identified\nand nurtured well in such a short time.\n
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I see plenty of potential here.\n
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See how your aim has stabilized?\n
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Some prefer to shoot cross-legged\nrather than with one knee up.\n
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Yes, sir.\n
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Now that's a pro!\n
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You seem to be having trouble\nsynching your breathing.\n
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Don't force yourself; instead,\ngo for a firing style that suits you.\n
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I wanted to ask him something,\n
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this man who knew everything\nabout being an assassin...\n
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Mr. Lovro?\n
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It's him!\n
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Yes?\n
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What is the very best assassin like?\n
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On closer inspection, he has what it takes.\n
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And what's more...\n
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So you're interested in\nthe world of assassins, eh?\n
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Oh, uh, th-that's not why I...\n
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Well, there's only one person on this planet\n
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who can be called the very best assassin.\n
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As is often the case in this line of work,\nno one knows his real name.\n
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They call him by one nickname...\n
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And that is:\n
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"the Reaper."\n
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Elusive, incomparably cold-blooded,\nand with piles of bodies in his wake,\n
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he is known by the name of Death himself.\n
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If you keep having trouble\nkilling your target...\n
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the Reaper will show up sooner or later.\n
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Someone like that...? We can't\nlet this island chance pass us by!\n
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All right, young man...\n
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I shall teach you a surefire technique.\n
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Surefire?\n
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Yes: an instakill move,\nfrom this pro assassin to you.\n
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And then our southern island\nassassination tour kicked off.\n
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Not a boat... oh, no, not a boat!\n
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Everything in my head is going to pop right out!\n
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #8: Prone to motion sickness"\nEverything in my head is going to pop right out!\n
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Oh! Get up, Koro Sensei, get up!\nYou can see it now!\n
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Six hours from Tokyo!\n
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The place where we'll kill Koro Sensei!\n
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The island!\n
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Welcome to the Fukumajima Resort Hotel!\n
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Please enjoy this tropical juice\nwith our compliments.\n
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Man, this is the life!\n
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Everything's just so bright and vibrant!\n
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We can go directly to\nthe beach from the hotel.\n
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Seems they have plenty of\nleisure activities available, too.\n
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We'll save the you-know-what till after dinner.\n
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First let's have some fun, Koro Sensei!\n
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In groups, like we did on our school trip!\n
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I'm all for it. Play hard, kill hard!\n
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That's what makes this summer vacation\n
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for an assassination classroom!\n
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Hey, why's that one glider going so fast?\n
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No way should he be able to pull off\na sharp turn and a barrel roll...\n
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No fair, Koro Sensei!\n
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The power difference here\nis just way too great!\n
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Maximum instantaneous velocity\nmeasured at 150 kilometers per hour.\n
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With a fighter jet, it all\ncomes down to the engine.\n
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Who's *that* supposed to be?
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Jiro Horikoshi.\n
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In substance, maybe!\n
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Too hard!\n
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Besides, he didn't fly 'em, he just built 'em!\n
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It's just all wrong!\n
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Group 1 is doing a good job of throwing him off.\n
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They sure are--and with a little\nassassination in the mix.\n
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They're trying not to draw\nthe other groups' attention.\n
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Yeah...\n
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We're up next! Let's do what we\nhave to do and get changed ASAP!\n
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Got it!\n
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We make it look like we're having fun,\nbut we're dead serious.\n
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We give the place a good once-over\n
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to see if we can kill him according to plan.\n
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What kind of pattern is that, Koro Sensei?\n
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A sunburn. Only the frontmost point\nof the glider was shading me.\n
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Now, Group 4 is going dolphin-watching, yes?\n
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Yep! In a boat, though; is that okay?\n
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Sea-rtainly!\n
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While one group hangs out with Koro Sensei,\n
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the rest work on their preparations.\n
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Where's Koro Sensei?\n
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Touring deep-sea caves with Group 3.\n
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No way can he see us here.\n
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Then we're free to pick out our sniper spots.\n
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Let's make it quick.\n
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Those two sure are cool customers.\n
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Already with the real pro presence.\n
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What the hell?\n
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The beach is utterly deserted!\n
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The last guest just left.\n
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The E Class has rented out\nthe hotel and its environs.\n
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You *know* that's overkill!
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Why does this happen every time\nI make my swimsuit debut?!\n
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This is one large-scale assassination plan--\nthe biggest one yet.\n
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So far, it's gone off without a hitch.\n
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C'mon, Karasuma. I want to bewitch someone!\n
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--C'mooon!\n--The only thing left to worry about...\n
**[18:05] ---**
Hey--hey, wait--\n
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Look at *you*, taking charge!
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Just because we're alone with\neach other, I didn't think--\n
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What was *that* for?!
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There's something I need to ask you, Irina.\n
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You, the pro assassin, said it yourself:\n
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It's not often that your work goes as expected.\n
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Yes, that's right. I saw the documents;\n
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a complex plan like this should\ngo off the rails once or twice.\n
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Do I look like I'm just having fun?\n
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No, I'm gunning for my share of the spoils.\n
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I'll have my chance when\nthe brats' plan goes awry--\n
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and I *won't* let it get away.
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I just hope the assassination goes smoothly.\n
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Phew! What fun that was!\n
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No wonder I'm so tan.\n
**[18:59] ---**
That's *beyond* tan!
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Even your *teeth* are tan.
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So much for picking up on your expressions.\n
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All right, Koro Sensei,\nafter dinner comes the assassination.\n
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Yes, yes. First, the shipboard restaurant!\n
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Hasn't that octopus had enough fun for a day?\n
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Meanwhile, we got to *pretend* to have fun while we got everythin' ready!
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Well, if we kill him today, we can\njust enjoy ourselves tomorrow.\n
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I guess. Let's give this some\noomph and finish the job!\n
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Here we are,\n
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at the shipboard restaurant we've rented out.\n
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Let's slowly savor our meal\nas we take in the night sea.\n
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I get it... First you'll get me good and\nseasick to weaken my capabilities, eh?\n
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Of course. That's Assassination 101.\n
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You're so right.\n
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But will it really work that well?\n
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Seasickness is no match for\na teacher who's all pumped up\n
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anticipating an assassination--\n
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You're too dark!\n
**[19:55] ---**
Am I really that dark?\n
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Forget your expression--\nwe can't even tell front from back!\n
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It's too confusing.\nDo something, would you?\n
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Have you forgotten, students?\n
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I can molt, and in so doing,\nshed this dark skin!\n
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There! Back to normal.\n
**[20:12] ---**
That's your once-monthly molt!\n
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Just another of its uses.\n
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I tend to save it for particularly\nsticky situations, but--\n
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--What an idiot--hobbling himself before an assassination!\n--That's right: just once a month.\n
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--How have we not been able to kill this screw-up yet?\n--I guess at least you can see my expressions now.\n
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We'd been doing special training\nall summer in preparation for this day.\n
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Everything was in place.\n
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This time... *This* time our blades would reach him.
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All right, Koro Sensei... it's after dinner.\n
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Here's where we're meeting.\n
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A floating chapel, away from the hotel.\n
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Take a seat, Koro Sensei.\n
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There's nowhere for you to run.\n
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This'll be a fun assassination.\n
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We'll start with a movie.\n
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Your intelligence, inventiveness,\nand your earnest efforts...\n
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*That's* what I most look forward to.
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I expect a no-holds-barred assassination!\n
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*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
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*On the backs of closed eyelids *
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*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
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*C'mon, let's go walking *
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*I draw and I draw *
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*But they don't get any neater *
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*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
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*I still remember the shooting star *
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*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:33] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:35] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
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*She's been waiting *
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*That dreaming girl has been here *
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*All this time, ah ah *
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*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
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*Shine again *