15 - End-of-Term Time

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    Surprise!\n
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    "Tell Us, Kunudon!"\n
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    "Tell Us, Kunudon!"\nTell us, Kunudon!\n
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    Hi, everybody! It's me, Kunudon!\n
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    Sir, yes, sir!\n
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    We're coming up on finals--\n
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    "Final Exams"\nWe're coming up on finals--\n
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    "Final Exams"\nand at Kunugigaoka Junior High,\n
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    "Final Exams"\ngrades are everything!\n
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    A miserable future as a loser\nawaits the human garbage\n
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    who can't reach the bar!\n
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    They'll wind up in the gutter!\n
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    "The Garbage Class"\n
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    I wonder how the E Class,\nour very own garbage class, will do?\n
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    Terrible, of course! Yay!\n
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    You got the basics down cold\nin the first semester.\n
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    At this rate, I expect your\nfinals scores to shoot right up.\n
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    Koro Sensei, do you want us all to\nmake the top fifty this time, too?\n
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    No--I was too focused on\nyour total scores for midterms.\n
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    I've come to believe that\neach student should have a goal\n
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    better suited to him or her.\n
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    And that's why I've come up\nwith the perfect target\n
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    for our assassination classroom!\n
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    Don't worry, Terasaka!\nYou've got a shot at reaching it, too!\n
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    Now, then... as Shiro said, when\nI lose a tentacle, I also lose speed.\n
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    One fewer tentacle and\nthere's already a difference.\n
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    See? I can't keep up the quality of my clones,\n
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    and now there's a few child clones mixed in.\n
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    So that's how clones get reduced!
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    Lose one more...\n
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    --Yay!\n--and you get more child clones\n
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    with the parent clones fretting\nabout how to make ends meet.\n
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    This has taken a tragic turn.\n
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    Lose yet another...\n
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    ...and now the father clone has vanished,\n
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    leaving the mother clone to\nraise the children on her own.\n
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    Brutal!\n
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    Each tentacle lost is a ten percent\nreduction in my movement.\n
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    Here's the deal: The students\nwho get the best overall score\n
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    and/or the best score in each subject\n
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    will each have the right\nto destroy one tentacle.\n
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    This is the final exam for\nour assassination classroom.\n
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    Can you get any closer\nto that ten-billion-yen prize?\n
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    That, students, is up to you.\n
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    This teacher...\n
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    ...really knows how to get us motivated.\n
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    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
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    *Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
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    *Sensei! Target on *
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    *The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
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    *Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
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    *We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
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    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
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    *Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
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    *We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
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    *Mr. Teacher, tell us *
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    *Will we, still incomplete *
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    *Be able to shoot through *
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    *The invincible target that's you? *
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    *As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
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    *Mr. Teacher, look at us *
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    *Lost in so many ways *
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    *For you more than anyone else *
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    *Studying like a house on fire *
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    *Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
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    *A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
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    *Revolution *
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    *Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
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    "Episode 15: End-of-Term Time"\n
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    "Kunugi"\n
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    I'd do anything to make\nthe E Class's grades drop.\n
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    Is that what you think of me?\n
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    No... but this stiff here sure has his doubts.\n
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    Then let me reassure you:\n
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    Our school fosters autonomy\namong its students.\n
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    It is not the school that decides\na student's grades, but the student.\n
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    I don't do a thing.\n
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    With that wording he chose...\nthere must be more to it.\n
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    Student autonomy and all that.\n
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    Yes, well.\n
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    At least he won't resort to\nbarely-legal petty tricks this time.\n
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    Well, since these scores are\ntied directly to assassination,\n
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    maybe I ought to give them a leg up.\n
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    Let me handle phys ed for a while!\n
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    What happened to English?!\n
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    One tentacle for each top score...\n
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    Yeah! We can do this!\n
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    When are you ever this fired up, Okuda?\n
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    Well, since science is my one strong suit,\n
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    I might finally be able to help everyone out!\n
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    We have our share of\nhigh-scoring students here.\n
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    Acing one subject each isn't that far-fetched!
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    Shindo?\n
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    Hello? Hey, what's up?\nHaven't seen you since the tournament.\n
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    Yeah--hell of a game.\n
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    I said I'd have my payback in high school,\n
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    but now I'm worried you won't make it there.\n
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    Still condescending as ever.\n
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    So listen...\n
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    Right now the entire accelerated\nA Class is in a conference room\n
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    for an independent study session.\n
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    Their leaders are the pride of Kunugigaoka,\n
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    geniuses known as the Big Five.\n
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    "Introducing the Big Five\nof the Accelerated A Class"\n
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    Coming in at second place on midterms!\n
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    The socially aware mass-media hopeful\nwho crushes the competition:\n
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    "Teppei Araki" "Media Club President"\n
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    "Teppei Araki" "Media Club President"\nMedia Club president Teppei Araki!\n
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    And in third place:\n
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    dominator of competitions in the humanities,\nthe perspicacious poet\n
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    "Student Council Secretary" "Perspicacious Poet"\nand student council secretary Ren Sakakibara!\n
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    In fifth place:\n
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    the memorization monster burning\nwith a grudge against Akabane,\n
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    "Biology Club President" "Memorization Monster"\nBiology Club president Natsuhiko Koyama!\n
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    And in sixth place:\n
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    the man whose sharp tongue\nand LA-honed language skills\n
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    are light-years beyond the rest,\n
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    "Student Council Meeting Leader" "LA Language"\n
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    "Student Council Meeting Leader" "LA Language"\nmeeting leader Tomoya Seo!\n
[06:45] ---
    I-Is that you doing these introductions?\n
[06:48] ---
    Yeah, uh...\n
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    I've always wanted to try\nmy hand at announcing.\n
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    And reigning over all these from the very top...\n
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    We are the sun,\n
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    shining on all at the famed\nKunugigaoka Junior High.\n
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    But now dark and threatening clouds are forming,\n
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    trying to cover up and\nsteal away our brilliance.\n
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    They say the E Class was aiming to\nget in the top fifty on the midterms.\n
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    If so, we must monopolize the top spots,\n
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    and drive out the gathering clouds.\n
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    Let us correct their insolent ideas,\nand protect the light of our school--\n
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    by our own hand!\n
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    ...in first place, coming in first\non the national mock exams\n
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    and with perfect scores in all subjects,\n
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    the man with leadership in his genes:\n
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    "Student Council President" "Genetic General"\nstudent council president Gakushu Asano!\n
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    The principal's only son!\n
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    About question number 3, Asano...\n
[07:51] ---
    Oh, that's a hard one. Try again,\nbut complete the square first.\n
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    The axis equation is x equals a, so...\n
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    Oh, I see!\n
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    They've got high hopes and top scores!\n
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    The combined charisma of\nthe proud A Class go-getters,\n
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    along with their leadership qualities...\n
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    How much better to travel a mile with you\n
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    than to travel a thousand miles in a day!\n
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    Come, let us study until your very\nvessels are filled with lovely words.\n
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    Back in LA, where I lived,\nthat grammar'd make you a laughingstock!\n
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    What counts is the size of the\nchange that event brought about.\n
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    If you can't see that, you'll wind up\non the outskirts of society.\n
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    Jam 'em in there! Do it!\n
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    In junior high and high school chemistry,\nmemorization does the trick!\n
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    Asano with perfect scores in every subject\n
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    and the others with their specializations\n
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    make up the Big Five.\n
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    They're looking to keep you from\nreturning to the main campus.\n
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    If this keeps up...\n
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    Thanks for looking out for us, Shindo.\n
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    But it's all right. Right now our goal\nisn't to get out of the E Class.\n
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    Still, to meet the goal we do have, we will need to beat the A Class on points.
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    Watch us, okay? We'll put up a real fight!\n
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    Knock yourself out.\nThe E Class's fight isn't my problem.\n
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    "Old Campus"\n
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    "Old Campus"\nFirst in every subject, huh?\n
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    Nagisa! Kayano!\n
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    Isogai?\n
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    Want to study in the main-campus\nlibrary after class tomorrow?\n
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    I reserved it way in advance\nwith finals in mind.\n
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    They always shunt the E Class aside till later,\n
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    so this is practically a platinum ticket for us!\n
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    Let's do it!\n
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    I'm in!\n
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    "Pop Ocks"\n
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    "Pop Ocks"\nSo earnest!\n
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    It seems it was worth putting\nmy tentacles on the line.\n
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    Sir,\n
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    I have begun raising the standards\nfor the A Class's scores,\n
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    just as you had intended.\n
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    Are you satisfied?\n
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    Asano, what we need are results.\n
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    Reporting without results is meaningless.\n
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    I know: If the A Class\noccupies the top fifty ranks\n
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    and the top spot in all five subjects,\n
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    they will pass.\n
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    The E Class cannot do\nbetter than any other class.\n
[10:13] ---
    I understand this principle of yours,\n
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    but not why you're so insistent upon it.\n
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    Yes, their grades are improving.\n
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    But they can only go so far.\n
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    I sincerely doubt they\ncan be any match for us.\n
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    That's exactly what I want\nto teach you, Asano.\n
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    Sometimes the strong and weak\ncan switch sides, just like that.\n
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    But staying in the strong camp...\n
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    That is the hardest thing to do.
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    Understood, sir. I shall see to it\nthat your conditions are fulfilled.\n
[10:51] ---
    And... may I ask you something, sir?\n
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    Not as a student, but as your son?\n
[10:57] ---
    What's this? Looking to lean on your father?\n
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    No, no--I'm just curious.\n
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    About the E Class...\n
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    Are you hiding something?\n
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    I just can't shake my suspicions.\n
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    You've had many more dealings\nwith the E Class this school year.\n
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    As hard as it is to believe...\n
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    you're not involved in anything but\neducation, right? Nothing sketchy?\n
[11:31] ---
    There've been rumors of a suspicious person.\n
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    People seeing a giant yellow\noctopus flying through the sky,\n
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    or a black-cloaked man buying up\nall the snacks at the corner store,\n
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    or a mysterious voice snickering\nbehind a well-endowed coed.\n
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    I'm sure these are baseless rumors,\ntotally without merit, but...\n
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    Why do you want to know? So you can\nuse that information to control me?\n
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    Of course! After all, you're the one\nwho taught me to control everything.\n
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    Spoken like the student\nI've taught the longest.\n
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    I'll put a collar on you and own you for life.\n
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    What a coincidence!\n
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    I was just thinking of keeping you as\na corporate slave until the day you die.\n
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    Well, if it isn't the E Class crew!\n
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    This library is wasted on the likes of you.\n
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    Pearls before swine, am I right?\n
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    Don't tell me...\n
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    ...the Big Five?\n
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    Move it, scrubs. Those are our seats. Get lost!
[12:51] ---
    Hey! Don't interrupt our studying!\n
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    Kayano... your book.\n
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    These seats are ours! We reserved them!\n
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    Yeah! And being able to study\nin air conditioning like this\n
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    is simply heavenly!\n
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    Have you forgotten? The bad-grade\nE Class can't defy the A Class--\n
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    not at this school.
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    W-We can, too!\n
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    What?\n
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    We're aiming for the top\nfinals scores in every subject!\n
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    Let's see you try to boss us around then!\n
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    Okuda...\n
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    Don't talk back to me, you cheeky bitch!\n
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    And those glasses make you look like a hick!\n
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    Right, Araki?\n
[13:30] ---
    Oh, uh-huh.\n
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    In all your criticism,\nyou've overlooked something.\n
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    See? Here we have a pearl among the swine.
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    What a pity. You and I would\nmake a magnificent pair...\n
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    if you only had the academic chops.\n
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    Perhaps you could be our servant.\n
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    Uh, er... no.\n
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    She has the worst luck in men.
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    Hang on...\n
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    Aren't these the same ones from midterms?\n
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    --Yukiko Kanzaki, ranked 23rd in Japanese.\n--We have an opening for a maid.\n
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    --Rio Nakamura, ranked 11th in English.\n--But...\n
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    --Yuma Isogai, ranked 14th in social studies.\n--Hey! Cut it out already!\n
[14:05] ---
    Manami Okuda, ranked 17th in science...\n
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    I get it. So you're not entirely\nwithout academic skill--\n
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    in one subject, anyway.
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    Then how about this?\n
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    Whichever of our two classes\n
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    snags the most top spots over all five subjects\n
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    gets to make the loser do anything they want.\n
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    What's wrong? Chicken?\nYou're all bark and no bite!\n
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    We're perfectly willing to\nput our lives on the line.\n
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    You probably shouldn't be\nso quick to bet your lives.\n
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    All right, then! We have ourselves a deal!\n
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    We'll make you do something worse than death!
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    You can't run!\n
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    You'll regret this!\n
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    "Quiet, Please"\n
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    Word of this commotion spread\nthroughout the school before long.\n
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    S-Sorry, Asano...\n
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    I thought it was just a dumb bet,\n
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    but those smartasses had\nto go and take us up on it.\n
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    It's not all bad. Maybe this way we\ncan turn up the heat on the A Class.\n
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    But let's clarify the rules so\nwe won't have any trouble later:\n
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    The winner can hand down only one command,\n
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    the details of which will\nbe announced after finals.\n
[15:29] ---
    Only one? That doesn't seem like enough.\n
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    So what's ours going to be?\n
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    To consent to this agreement. Only that.\n
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    Fifty clauses of the E Class pledging\nsubordination to the A Class.\n
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    In return, the A Class will lead\nthe E Class as model students.\n
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    It's a status of forces agreement--a win-win.\n
[16:02] ---
    One command encompassing fifty\nline items of codified servitude?\n
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    And that's a win-win, is it?\n
[16:08] ---
    Did you just now come up with all this?\n
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    You're one scary guy.\n
[16:13] ---
    Scary? Perish the thought.\n
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    This is just a little game\namong autonomous students.\n
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    I've got a good grasp of civil law.\n
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    I could whip up a contract that would break a man.
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    What I'm trying to convey here,\nmy fellow students,\n
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    is that if we play this game,\nwe play for keeps.\n
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    We must meet any and all opponents\nhead-on and in all seriousness!\n
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    That is the duty of the A Class\nthat illuminates all!\n
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    He knows just what to say to rally the troops.\n
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    We all know that, but we jump at\nthe chance to tag along after him,\n
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    believing in the victory beyond his hypocrisy.\n
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    He's the absolute ace of the\nA-for-Ace Class, Gakushu Asano.\n
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    There's not a student here\nwho can surpass him.\n
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    Come on, Karma--shape up and study right!\n
[17:14] ---
    You know you have a good chance\nof getting the overall best score!\n
[17:18] ---
    I would anyway.\nYour teaching methods are top-notch.\n
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    "In-Depth Reading" "For Finals"\n"Slay 'Em!" "Special Enhanced Lesson"\n
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    But you know, Koro Sensei...\n
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    the way you've been going on\nabout top this, top that--\n
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    you're sounding like a regular\nteacher: crappy and boring.\n
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    Anyway, what's the plan?\n
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    You know those A Class goons\nhave something up their sleeve.\n
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    Don't sweat it, Karma. What more\ndoes the E Class even have to lose?\n
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    If we win, we can make them do anything!\n
[17:50] ---
    I'd like them to let us use the cafeteria!\n
[17:55] ---
    I have an idea about that.\n
[17:58] ---
    What if we make them hand this over?
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    The school pamphlet?\n
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    You've already been at\nthe bottom of the heap.\n
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    That's why I'd like you to experience\na lively battle for the top.\n
[18:14] ---
    An assassin must aim for\nthe top--and take it down.\n
[18:23] ---
    Asano's whipped up a confrontational\nfrenzy against the E Class.\n
[18:29] ---
    We can only use it to improve\nthe standard deviation at our school.\n
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    Don't worry!\n
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    Even the A Class will have the devil's\nown time finding the answer\n
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    to these concentrated nuggets of knowledge!
[18:43] ---
    These are no longer mere exam problems!\n
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    Oh, no: why, these have become...\n
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    conundrums!
[18:55] ---
    Very good. I look forward to\nseeing how it all turns out.\n
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    Hidden among all these radical\nprovisions is one nondescript item:\n
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    The E Class is forbidden from keeping secrets.\n
[19:09] ---
    This is what I'm really after.
[19:12] ---
    Whatever the E Class's big secret\nis that you're trying to conceal,\n
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    I can use this to shake them up, and then...\n
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    Then I'll have found your weakness,\nand you'll in be my thrall.\n
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    After all, Father... the apple\ndoesn't fall far from the tree.\n
[19:33] ---
    "Finals Day"\n
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    Well, Nagisa?\n
[19:39] ---
    You ready for this?\n
[19:41] ---
    If what I studied is on there.\n
[19:43] ---
    Stand up straight and be a man!\n
[19:45] ---
    You're aiming for the top in English!\n
[19:47] ---
    This'll be rich!\n
[19:49] ---
    So you made a reckless\nbet with the A Class, eh?\n
[19:52] ---
    Wonder what they'll make you do?\n
[19:59] ---
    --Well! Looks like we're the first ones here!\n--Tanaka!\n
[20:05] ---
    Who's that?!\n
[20:06] ---
    Ritsu's proxy.\n
[20:07] ---
    We couldn't get the principal\nto allow an AI to take part,\n
[20:12] ---
    so we settled on a stand-in,\nsomeone Ritsu had taught.\n
[20:16] ---
    Do you have any idea what it feels like\n
[20:18] ---
    to have the principal give you a pity-filled\n
[20:20] ---
    you've-sure-got-it-rough look\nduring those negotiations?\n
[20:24] ---
    We're not worthy!\n
[20:28] ---
    Ritsu has a message for you, and so do I:\n
[20:32] ---
    Good luck.\n
[20:34] ---
    Yes, sir!\n
[20:39] ---
    I won't lose. I'll keep on beating them all.\n
[20:47] ---
    These are exams each of us takes separately,\n
[20:50] ---
    yet we still feel like we're in the\nsame boat with all these others.\n
[20:56] ---
    Those we fight beside,\n
[20:59] ---
    those we fight against,\n
[21:02] ---
    the cheers and jeers from the onlookers.\n
[21:05] ---
    This is almost like...\n
[21:12] ---
    We are assassins.\n
[21:16] ---
    And right now we're gladiators, too.\n
[21:23] ---
    Another day...\n
[21:27] ---
    ...another fight bell rings!\n
[21:43] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:50] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:56] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:07] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:13] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
    *Shine again *


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Created 2026-01-04 20:59:13 UTC by whimsee
Updated 2026-01-04 20:59:13 UTC by whimsee