Assassination Classroom
Forget about homework and pop quizzes. The students of Class 3E have a far more important assignment: kill their teacher before the end of the year! A tentacle-d sensei that moves at Mach 20 is out to conquer the classroom after destroying seventy percent of the moon. In addition to reading, writing, and arithmetic, the murderous monster behind the lectern will teach his students everything he knows about the assassination game. Should some eager beaver prove to be a quick study in killing, he or she will save Earth from extinction – and collect a hefty reward.
- Season 1
- 1 - Assassination Time
- 2 - Baseball Time
- 3 - Karma Time
- 4 - Grown-Up Time
- 5 - Assembly Time
- 6 - Test Time
- 7 - School Trip Time/1st Period
- 8 - School Trip Time/2nd Period
- 9 - Transfer Student Time
- 10 - L and R Time
- 11 - Transfer Student Time/2nd Period
- 12 - Ball Game Tournament Time
- 13 - Talent Time
- 14 - Vision Time
- 15 - End-of-Term Time
- 16 - School's Out/1st Term
- 17 - Island Time
- 18 - Action Time
- 19 - Pandemonium Time
- 20 - Karma Time/2nd Period
- 21 - XX Time
- 22 - Nagisa Time
- Season 2
- 1 - Summer Festival Time
- 2 - Kaede Time
- 3 - Itona Horibe Time
- 4 - Spinning Time
- 5 - Leader Time
- 6 - Before & After Time
- 7 - Reaper Time, Part 1
- 8 - Reaper Time, Part 2
- 9 - Round Two Time
- 10 - School Festival Time
- 11 - End-of-Term Time/2nd Period
- 12 - Think Outside the Box Time
- 13 - Let Live Time
- 14 - Secret Identity Time
- 15 - Confession Time
- 16 - Past Time
- 17 - Discord Time
- 18 - Outcome Time
- 19 - Outer Space Time
- 20 - Valentine's Day Time
- 21 - Trust Time
- 22 - Happy Birthday Time
- 23 - Final Boss Time
- 24 - Graduation Time
- 25 - Future Time
Season 1
1 - Assassination Time
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[00:28] ---
"Assassination"\n"Class 3-E"\n
[00:52] ---
"Roll Book"\n
[00:53] ---
Now then...\n
[00:55] ---
...let's get started.\n
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Student on duty, on your command.\n
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S-Stand up!\n
[01:05] ---
Attention!\n
[01:10] ---
Bow!\n
[01:14] ---
Good morning.\n
[01:16] ---
Fire all you like--I'll just\nbe taking attendance.\n
[01:20] ---
Isogai?\n
[01:21] ---
Here!\n
[01:23] ---
I'm sorry, you'll have to\nspeak up with all this gunfire.\n
[01:26] ---
Here!\n
[01:27] ---
Okajima?\n
[01:28] ---
Here!\n
[01:29] ---
Okuda!\n
[01:30] ---
Here!\n
[01:31] ---
Kataoka?\n
[01:32] ---
Here!\n
[01:32] ---
Kayano?\n
[01:33] ---
Here!\n
[01:34] ---
Kanzaki!\n
[01:35] ---
Here!\n
[01:38] ---
All right.\n
[01:39] ---
No tardies. Excellent!\n
[01:42] ---
That makes me very happy.\n
[01:44] ---
He's too fast.\n
[01:45] ---
So the whole class shooting at him doesn't work?\n
[01:48] ---
We\n
[01:50] ---
are killers.\n
[01:51] ---
And our target\n
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is our teacher.\n
[01:55] ---
Too bad. Not a single bullet\nhit its mark today, either.\n
[01:59] ---
Methods that rely on sheer\nnumbers lack any individual thought.\n
[02:02] ---
Line of sight, barrel position,\nfinger movement--\n
[02:06] ---
each of these is far too simple.\n
[02:09] ---
You've got to be more inventive!\n
[02:10] ---
Otherwise...\n
[02:12] ---
...you'll never be able to kill me\nat my max speed of Mach 20.\n
[02:17] ---
But, like, see...\n
[02:19] ---
No way did you seriously dodge all of those!\n
[02:21] ---
I mean, these are just BB's.
[02:24] ---
You coulda just stood there\ngrittin' your teeth as they hit you.\n
[02:27] ---
Yeah! That's right!\n
[02:31] ---
Gather up the BB's and hand them over.\n
[02:34] ---
I told you: these may be harmless to you...\n
[02:41] ---
...but they're special anti-me BB's\ndeveloped by the government.\n
[02:45] ---
If one hits me, it can slice\nthrough my cells like they were tofu.\n
[02:49] ---
Of course, they regenerate a few seconds later.\n
[02:53] ---
Then again, you could end up shooting your eyes out.
[02:57] ---
No shooting in the classroom\nunless you're trying to kill me.\n
[03:02] ---
I do hope you can kill me--before graduation, that is.
[03:07] ---
Now then, let's put away the guns\nand BB's and start on our work.\n
[03:13] ---
Class 3-E of Kunugigaoka Junior High School:\nthe assassination classroom.\n
[03:18] ---
Another day, another class bell rings.\n
[04:55] ---
"Episode 1: Assassination Time"\n
[05:01] ---
Now, here's the question:\n
[05:04] ---
Isogai!\n
[05:04] ---
Y-Yes, sir?\n
[05:06] ---
Which of these four tentacles\nis not like the others?\n
[05:09] ---
Um... the blue one?\n
[05:11] ---
Correct! Only the "who" in the\nblue sentence is a relative pronoun.\n
[05:16] ---
--A relative pronoun qualifies\nthe noun right before it, so here,\n
[05:17] ---
--Hey, Nagisa.\n--A relative pronoun qualifies the noun right before it, so here,\n
[05:19] ---
--A relative pronoun qualifies the noun right before it, so here,\n
[05:20] ---
--"who is standing over there" is describing "boy" over here.\n
[05:21] ---
--The crescent moon's out, even though it's daytime.\n--"who is standing over there" is describing "boy" over here.\n
[05:26] ---
How did we end up like this?\n
[05:30] ---
Two things happened at\nonce as our third year began.\n
[05:50] ---
The first was the moon\nsuddenly exploding into a crescent.\n
[05:58] ---
"Breaking"\n"NASA Reporting: Most of Moon Missing?"\n
[06:00] ---
We interrupt this program\nto bring you breaking news.\n
[06:03] ---
We've just gotten word that\nabout 70 percent of the moon\n
[06:06] ---
has been vaporized into nothing. I repeat...\n
[06:10] ---
Will we have only a crescent moon\nto look at for the rest of our lives?\n
[06:15] ---
And the second was this:\n
[06:18] ---
How do you do?\n
[06:21] ---
I'm the one who blasted your moon.\n
[06:26] ---
I plan to do the same to the Earth next year.\n
[06:28] ---
Now I'm your teacher. Nice to meet you.\n
[06:33] ---
There are at *least *six things wrong with this picture!
[06:35] ---
The feeling was unanimous.\n
[06:37] ---
I'm Karasuma from the Ministry of Defense.\n
[06:41] ---
First, please understand that\nwhat I'm about to say is a state secret.\n
[06:48] ---
Let me be blunt:\n
[06:50] ---
I want you to kill this creature.\n
[06:55] ---
Um...\n
[06:57] ---
What is that? Is that the alien or whatever that came to attack us?
[07:01] ---
How rude! I'll have you know\nI was born and raised on Earth!\n
[07:05] ---
He was?\n
[07:06] ---
I'm afraid I can't discuss the details,\nbut he's telling the truth.\n
[07:11] ---
Come March next year,\nthis creature who smashed the moon\n
[07:16] ---
will destroy Earth as well.\n
[07:19] ---
Only the world's leaders know about this.\n
[07:23] ---
If news of this guy gets out there,\nwe'd be looking at a global panic.\n
[07:28] ---
You've got to kill him in\nsecret before that happens.\n
[07:32] ---
In other words...\n
[07:33] ---
...an assassination.\n
[07:35] ---
But this guy...\n
[07:37] ---
...is extremely fast!\n
[07:38] ---
You try to kill him...\n
[07:40] ---
...and he ends up grooming your\neyebrows instead--immaculately!\n
[07:46] ---
This superbeing has the power\nto turn a full moon into a crescent.\n
[07:50] ---
His speed tops out at Mach 20!\n
[07:53] ---
In short, if he gets away,\n
[07:56] ---
we'll be left helpless,\nawaiting our destruction.\n
[08:00] ---
And that's no fun.
[08:03] ---
So I made your government an offer:\n
[08:06] ---
No killing me.\n
[08:08] ---
Instead, I'll teach Class 3-E at\nKunugigaoka Junior High School.\n
[08:13] ---
What? Why?\n
[08:14] ---
We don't know what he's after.\n
[08:16] ---
But we were forced to agree,\n
[08:18] ---
on the condition that he\ndoesn't harm any of you students.\n
[08:23] ---
"Old Campus"\n
[08:23] ---
"Old Campus"\nWe have two reasons:\n
[08:25] ---
First and foremost,\ncoming to a classroom every day\n
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lets us keep an eye on him,\n
[08:30] ---
and second, it gives some thirty people\nthe opportunity to kill him\n
[08:34] ---
from extremely close range.\n
[08:38] ---
Nakamura...\n
[08:40] ---
Didn't I tell you not to let\nassassination interfere with your studies?\n
[08:43] ---
Sorry...\n
[08:45] ---
As punishment, go stand in the back!\n
[08:49] ---
Why did this creature become our teacher?\n
[08:52] ---
Why should we have to assassinate him?\n
[08:54] ---
These cries faded with\nword of one final condition.\n
[08:58] ---
Success will be rewarded with ten billion yen.\n
[09:02] ---
It's only right.\n
[09:04] ---
A successful assassination\nwill literally save the Earth.\n
[09:09] ---
Luckily, he doesn't think much of you.\n
[09:13] ---
See? Those green stripes\nmean he's looking down on you!\n
[09:16] ---
What the hell kind of skin is that?!
[09:18] ---
Obviously! If the government\ncan't kill me, how could you?\n
[09:23] ---
Even when they sent their\ncutting-edge fighter jets after me...\n
[09:34] ---
...I ended up giving them a\ncoat of wax right there in midair!\n
[09:37] ---
What's with all the grooming?\n
[09:39] ---
You must find a chink in\nhis defenses and strike at it.\n
[09:44] ---
You'll have weapons and ammo that won't hurt humans, but will work on him.
[09:48] ---
You must keep this secret\nfrom your family and friends.\n
[09:52] ---
There's no time to lose.\n
[09:54] ---
If the Earth should disappear,\nwe'll have nowhere left to run.\n
[09:57] ---
And that's about it! Now let's make\nthe most of your one remaining year!\n
[10:07] ---
We only have a year.\n
[10:09] ---
If we don't manage to assassinate this guy,\n
[10:13] ---
Earth will be history.\n
[10:21] ---
Ah, lunchtime!\n
[10:23] ---
I'll just pop over to China for some mapo tofu.
[10:27] ---
Any aspiring assassins are\nwelcome to hit me up on my cell.\n
[10:34] ---
Let's see... if he's traveling at Mach 20...\n
[10:38] ---
...it'll take maybe ten minutes to get to Sichuan, home of mapo tofu.
[10:41] ---
Guess no missile could shoot that down.
[10:45] ---
Heck, that octopus even grades tests\nwhile moving faster than sound!\n
[10:49] ---
Seriously?!\n
[10:50] ---
"English Quiz" "Perfect answer!! Double octopus!"\nMine came back with a drawing on it.\n
[10:53] ---
Don't you think he's\npretty good at teaching, though?\n
[10:56] ---
Right? He taught me math\nafter class and I did great on my test!\n
[11:02] ---
Yeah, but...\n
[11:04] ---
...we are the E Class.
[11:07] ---
Tryin' our best won't do much.\n
[11:10] ---
True, he was a super octopoid creature\nand our assassination target,\n
[11:15] ---
but...\n
[11:16] ---
...for whatever reason,\nhe does a perfectly normal job of teaching.\n
[11:20] ---
And though we're impromptu killers,\nwe're perfectly normal students...\n
[11:26] ---
but the E Class is a\nlittle different from the rest.\n
[11:34] ---
Hey, Nagisa.\n
[11:36] ---
Come with us. It's time to put\nour assassination plan into action.\n
[11:44] ---
That octopus's face changes\ncolor according to his mood, right?\n
[11:49] ---
Did you do those observations I told you to?\n
[11:52] ---
More or less. We know it's striped\ngreen when he's feeling confident.\n
[11:58] ---
"A: A" "K: kiha" "B: bara"\n
[11:58] ---
"A: A" "K: kiha" "B: bara"\nWhen we give a wrong answer, it's dark purple.\n
[12:02] ---
"A: Akiyama" "K: Kiyohara" "B: Burkleo"\nA right answer makes it go bright scarlet.\n
[12:04] ---
But what's really interesting is after lunch...\n
[12:07] ---
I don't need to know all that.\n
[12:10] ---
I have a plan... and when he\nlets his guard down the most,\n
[12:14] ---
you are going to carry it out.
[12:16] ---
M-Me? But...\n
[12:18] ---
Don't be such a goody-goody. We're the E Class--\n
[12:22] ---
the misfits that can't keep up\nat this famous prep school.\n
[12:28] ---
They call us... the End Class.
[12:29] ---
"The End Class" They call us... the End Class.
[12:32] ---
"Old Campus"\n
[12:32] ---
"Old Campus"\nEvery day, they send us to this isolated\n
[12:36] ---
mountaintop campus,\ndiscriminating against us like we're scum.\n
[12:40] ---
When would us losers ever\nin our lives get another chance\n
[12:43] ---
to score a cool ten billion yen?\n
[12:46] ---
We're gonna make it--make\nit through this crappy situation...\n
[12:51] ---
by any means necessary.\n
[12:56] ---
Just don't screw up,\n
[12:57] ---
Nagisa.\n
[12:59] ---
I heard that Nagisa is headed for E Class.\n
[13:03] ---
Ooh. Well, that's it for him.\n
[13:06] ---
I'm gonna delete his contact info.\n
[13:08] ---
Me, too. Can't have people\nthinking we're on the same level!\n
[13:20] ---
I'm back!\n
[13:22] ---
H-Hello, sir...\n
[13:25] ---
What's with the missile?\n
[13:27] ---
A souvenir.\n
[13:28] ---
The Self-Defense Force was\nwaiting for me in the Sea of Japan.\n
[13:31] ---
I-It must be terrible, being a target.\n
[13:34] ---
Not at all. You know you're powerful\nwhen everyone has it in for you.\n
[13:39] ---
Now let's begin fifth period.\n
[13:47] ---
Yes, sir.\n
[13:48] ---
He doesn't understand.\n
[13:51] ---
If you're everyone's assassination target,\n
[13:54] ---
that means they all acknowledge your power.\n
[14:00] ---
A creature like that\nwouldn't understand what it's like\n
[14:03] ---
being unworthy of anyone's expectations or fear,\n
[14:05] ---
or even their recognition...\n
[14:11] ---
Thanks to you, my evaluation is in the gutter!\n
[14:15] ---
The only good thing about it is not having to see you anymore.
[14:24] ---
I might just be able to kill him.\n
[14:26] ---
After all... this teacher can't see me, either.\n
[14:38] ---
"Old Campus"\n
[14:40] ---
"All Along"\n
[14:41] ---
"All Along"\nAll right, then,\n
[14:43] ---
compose a short poem\nto go along with our theme.\n
[14:46] ---
The final line should be\n"was tentacles all along."\n
[14:50] ---
Huh?\n
[14:51] ---
"Was tentacles all along"?\n
[14:54] ---
Indeed!\n
[14:55] ---
When you're finished, bring them to me.\n
[14:57] ---
I'm looking for proper grammar\n
[15:00] ---
and whether you've\nconveyed the tentacle's beauty.\n
[15:03] ---
An example:\n
[15:04] ---
"Not the storm of garden's snow\n/ of flowers moving on\n
[15:08] ---
But sprouting there instead\n/ was tentacles all along."\n
[15:13] ---
"It was tentacles"? Really?\n
[15:15] ---
Once you're done, you're free to go home!\n
[15:18] ---
How are we gonna write about that?
[15:20] ---
Now, now--aren't any marvelously\nslithery phrases coming to mind?\n
[15:24] ---
Slither slither slither slither!\n
[15:27] ---
--Enough with the slithering!\n--Slither slither slither slither!\n
[15:28] ---
I have a question!\n
[15:30] ---
Ah--yes, Kayano?\n
[15:33] ---
This is a weird question to\nask now, but... what's your name?\n
[15:37] ---
How else can we tell what\nteacher we're talking about?\n
[15:40] ---
My... name?\n
[15:43] ---
Now that you mention it...\n
[15:44] ---
...he never did tell us.\n
[15:45] ---
Hmm... I don't really have\nthe kind of name you tell people.\n
[15:49] ---
Go ahead and give me one.\n
[15:51] ---
You sure about that?\n
[15:53] ---
But right now, focus on your schoolwork.\n
[15:55] ---
Yes, sir.\n
[15:57] ---
Meanwhile, I'll just take a little break.\n
[16:08] ---
Finished already, Nagisa?\n
[16:17] ---
After lunch, right around\nthe time we get sleepy,\n
[16:20] ---
his face sometimes goes light pink.\n
[16:24] ---
He was a little slow responding\nto Kayano's question, too.\n
[16:27] ---
That might be when he's at his most vulnerable.\n
[16:34] ---
Us prep-school failures are always thinking,\n
[16:38] ---
"We gotta get back at 'em somehow."\n
[16:40] ---
You can do it if you try.\n
[16:42] ---
That's what our parents\nand friends and teachers say.\n
[16:46] ---
You can do it if you try.\n
[16:52] ---
I told you: be more inventive!\n
[16:55] ---
We have to prove ourselves...\n
[16:58] ---
...by any means necessary.\n
[17:07] ---
Yesss!\n
[17:08] ---
We did it!\n
[17:09] ---
--Ten billion yen! Cha-ching!\n--Nagisa!\n
[17:12] ---
Serves you right!\n
[17:13] ---
Terasaka!\n
[17:14] ---
What have you done?!\n
[17:15] ---
Bet he never expected a suicide bomber!\n
[17:18] ---
Hey!\n
[17:19] ---
What'd you give Nagisa?!\n
[17:21] ---
Huh? A toy grenade.\n
[17:24] ---
But I beefed it up with gunpowder\n
[17:27] ---
so it'd shoot three hundred anti-Sensei bullets\n
[17:30] ---
at crazy-high speed!\n
[17:33] ---
They're not strong enough to kill anybody.\n
[17:35] ---
My ten billion yen'll cover his medical bi--\n
[17:40] ---
He's not hurt? Not even a single burn?\n
[17:43] ---
And... this membrane...\n
[17:45] ---
--is attached to that octopus's corpse?\n--As it happens,\n
[17:48] ---
I shed my skin once a month.\n
[17:51] ---
I protected Nagisa there\nby covering him with my old skin.\n
[17:56] ---
It's my once-monthly ace in the hole.\n
[18:03] ---
Terasaka, Yoshida, Muramatsu.\n
[18:08] ---
You don't have to look at\nthe color of his face to know.\n
[18:17] ---
Pitch black! He is furious!
[18:20] ---
You three...\n
[18:22] ---
...you're behind this, yes?\n
[18:24] ---
N-No!\n
[18:25] ---
It was all Nagisa's idea!\n
[18:34] ---
He's gone!\n
[18:35] ---
"Yoshida" "Terasaka" "Muramatsu"\n
[18:38] ---
"Yoshida" "Terasaka" "Muramatsu"\n
[18:39] ---
The nameplates off our houses?!\n
[18:41] ---
My agreement with your\ngovernment says I won't harm you.\n
[18:46] ---
But if you try another assassination like that one...\n
[18:48] ---
"Shiota"\nBut if you try another assassination like that one...\n
[18:54] ---
"Takebayashi" "Hazama" "Shiota" "Sugaya"\n...I might just harm someone else.\n
[18:57] ---
...I might just harm someone else.\n
[18:58] ---
Your family, your friends...\n
[19:00] ---
Or I could wipe out the\nwhole planet apart from you.\n
[19:06] ---
Five seconds, and we all knew:\n
[19:09] ---
There was no running\nto the ends of the Earth for us.\n
[19:13] ---
If we really wanted to run...
[19:17] ---
...all we could do... was kill him!\n
[19:21] ---
What the hell's your deal, anyway?\n
[19:23] ---
You're just a giant pain!\n
[19:25] ---
Showing up all "I'm gonna\nblow up Earth" and "Assassinate me"!\n
[19:28] ---
What's so wrong with using an\nannoying method to kill an annoying guy?!\n
[19:33] ---
Annoying? Hardly.\nYour idea itself was a very good one.\n
[19:38] ---
Especially you, Nagisa.\n
[19:40] ---
The way you carried yourself so naturally\non your approach gets full marks.\n
[19:43] ---
You made it right through\nthe chink in my defenses.\n
[19:46] ---
However!\n
[19:48] ---
None of you looked out for Nagisa,\nnot even Nagisa himself.\n
[19:54] ---
Students like that aren't\nfit to assassinate anyone.\n
[19:58] ---
We need an assassination worth\nsmiling about--one to be proud of!\n
[20:01] ---
You're all capable assassins\nwho have that power within you.\n
[20:06] ---
Some advice from your teacher and your target.\n
[20:11] ---
Chewed out at Mach 20,\nthen praised with waving tentacles...\n
[20:16] ---
This unusual education\n
[20:18] ---
made me pretty happy.\n
[20:21] ---
All because this unusual teacher\n
[20:23] ---
was actually\n
[20:25] ---
looking at us head-on.\n
[20:35] ---
If you...\n
[20:38] ---
If you would give your time,\n
[20:41] ---
go teach those children.\n
[20:45] ---
What splendid tentacles...\n
[20:48] ---
With hands like these...\nI'm sure you'll be a splendid teacher.\n
[20:56] ---
Here's a question for you, Nagisa:\n
[20:58] ---
I have not the slightest\nintention of being killed.\n
[21:02] ---
I will enjoy my time with\nyou all until next March,\n
[21:04] ---
and then blow Earth up.\n
[21:07] ---
If you don't like it,\nwhat are you going to do about it?\n
[21:11] ---
We've never assassinated anyone before,\n
[21:14] ---
and there's plenty of\nother stuff we should be doing.\n
[21:19] ---
But you know...\n
[21:21] ---
I think this teacher\n
[21:23] ---
might even accept my bloodlust.\n
[21:26] ---
Before you destroy Earth... I'll kill you.\n
[21:32] ---
Then do it now!\n
[21:34] ---
Once you've killed me, you're free to go home!\n
[21:37] ---
Just like that, huh?\n
[21:38] ---
You know we can't kill you!
[21:41] ---
We are killers. And our target\n
[21:44] ---
is our teacher.\n
[21:45] ---
--Wipe, wipe, wipe it clean!\n--Even if we shot him now...\n
[21:48] ---
...we'd just be polished up\nlike those nameplates.\n
[21:51] ---
We're never going home!\n
[21:53] ---
An unkillable teacher...\n
[21:55] ---
"Korosenai"... "koro"...
[21:58] ---
Oh! How about "Koro Sensei"?\n
[22:01] ---
Koro Sensei?\n
[22:04] ---
It's us and Koro Sensei,\n
[22:07] ---
in our assassination classroom.\n
[22:10] ---
Another day, another class bell rings.\n
[22:18] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[22:24] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:32] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[22:34] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[22:37] ---
*She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:43] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[22:49] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:55] ---
*Shine again *
2 - Baseball Time
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[00:17] ---
The moon is all they're talking\nabout in America, too.\n
[00:20] ---
I wish there were more\ninteresting front-page news.\n
[00:23] ---
He makes a point of relaxing behind\nthe school every day before class,\n
[00:28] ---
with a drink and an English\nnewspaper he got from Hawaii\n
[00:31] ---
at Mach 20.\n
[00:33] ---
Just as reported. Thanks, Nagisa.\n
[00:37] ---
Yep. Good luck, Sugino.\n
[00:40] ---
You got it. That ten billion yen is mine!\n
[00:44] ---
We are killers.\n
[00:46] ---
And our target is\n
[00:48] ---
our teacher.\n
[00:51] ---
Good morning!\n
[00:54] ---
Remember, speak up\nwhen you greet someone!\n
[00:58] ---
G-Good morning, Koro Sensei.\n
[01:02] ---
Embedding those anti-me BB's\ninto a baseball? A fine idea!\n
[01:08] ---
It won't make the kind of\nnoise an air gun would.\n
[01:11] ---
However...\n
[01:12] ---
I had all this time to kill\nwaiting for the ball to arrive,\n
[01:16] ---
and my cells would fall apart\nif I touched those BB's directly.\n
[01:22] ---
So that's why\n
[01:24] ---
I popped over to the\nequipment room to grab a glove.\n
[01:29] ---
I do hope you can kill me--\nbefore graduation, that is.\n
[01:33] ---
Now then, time for homeroom.\n
[01:36] ---
Yes, sir...\n
[01:40] ---
Dammit. Guess my ball\nwon't do the trick after all.\n
[01:45] ---
Sugino...\n
[01:55] ---
*The theory... of savage youth! *
[02:05] ---
*I only speak when it's time to act *
[02:08] ---
*I know that's pretty cool
[02:10] ---
(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
[02:13] ---
*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
[02:17] ---
*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
[02:24] ---
*What's this wave of irritation? *
[02:27] ---
*Proof of our existence? *
[02:30] ---
*Look up at the moon and up you go *
[02:34] ---
*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
[02:38] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[02:42] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[02:45] ---
*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
[02:52] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
[02:55] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
[02:58] ---
"Whatever" is easy to say *
[03:02] ---
*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
[03:08] ---
*But still: youth, to the future! *
[03:14] ---
*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
[03:21] ---
"Episode 2: Baseball Time"\n
[03:30] ---
Our teacher vaporized\n70 percent of the moon.\n
[03:35] ---
Next March, he says he'll destroy Earth.\n
[03:40] ---
For whatever reason, this creature\nwanted to be our teacher.\n
[03:46] ---
The Ministry of Defense gave us a mission:\n
[03:49] ---
kill him by next March.\n
[03:54] ---
There's a reward of ten billion yen!\n
[03:57] ---
Hey, Nagisa--\n
[03:59] ---
Sugino's assassination attempt\nfailed this morning, huh?\n
[04:02] ---
Uh-huh.\n
[04:03] ---
He's been down in the dumps ever since.\n
[04:07] ---
It's nothing to get bummed out about.\n
[04:09] ---
I mean, none of us have succeeded yet.\n
[04:15] ---
An unkillable teacher: "korosenai."
[04:17] ---
Hence the nickname Koro Sensei.\n
[04:25] ---
Sugaya!\n
[04:29] ---
So close! But my features are a bit finer than that.\n
[04:31] ---
"REALLY observe your subject!"\nSo close! But my features are a bit finer than that.\n
[04:33] ---
"REALLY observe your subject!" "Tidy up your lines!"\nFiner how?!\n
[04:34] ---
"Old Campus"\n
[04:36] ---
"Old Campus"\nNow then, class,\n
[04:38] ---
I have some business to take care\nof today, so if you'll excuse me...\n
[04:42] ---
Business?\n
[04:43] ---
Yes. I'm catching a game in New York.\n
[04:49] ---
There he goes.\n
[04:51] ---
What's his deal?\n
[04:53] ---
It'd be nice if he brought back\nsome souvenirs for us, at least.\n
[04:58] ---
Who wants souvenirs from\ntheir assassination target?\n
[05:01] ---
Something to eat, maybe.\nThat way it wouldn't stick around.\n
[05:05] ---
How oddly realistic of you.\n
[05:08] ---
What could he bring back from New York?\n
[05:10] ---
Booze?\n
[05:11] ---
We can't drink!\n
[05:12] ---
Snacks would be best after all.\n
[05:15] ---
Or a blonde beauty... whoo!\n
[05:18] ---
Right?\n
[05:19] ---
\n--Blonde, blonde, blonde, blonde!\n
[05:23] ---
--Oh, Mr. Karasuma!\n--Blonde, blonde, blonde, blonde!\n
[05:25] ---
How's it going?\nAny clues on how to kill him?\n
[05:29] ---
Clues?\n
[05:37] ---
Well, I mean, we are the E Class.
[05:41] ---
It's impossible, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[05:44] ---
He's way too fast!\n
[05:46] ---
You can't kill anything that flies at Mach 20.\n
[05:50] ---
Indeed, no army is capable of that feat.\n
[05:54] ---
Toldja!\n
[05:55] ---
But only you have the opportunity.\n
[05:58] ---
For whatever reason,\nhe insists on being your teacher.\n
[06:06] ---
Left to his own devices,\ncome next March, he'll blow Earth up.\n
[06:12] ---
One look at that carved-up\nmoon and you'll know:\n
[06:16] ---
come March, the entire human\nrace will be beyond all help.\n
[06:20] ---
He's too dangerous to be left alive.\n
[06:23] ---
This classroom is the only\nplace he can be killed.\n
[06:28] ---
We E Class misfits had been\ngiven the chance to be\n
[06:32] ---
the heroes who save the planet.\n
[06:36] ---
But I don't get it.\n
[06:38] ---
"Old Campus"\n
[06:38] ---
"Old Campus"\nWhy is Koro Sensei trying to destroy Earth?\n
[06:42] ---
"Old Campus"\nWhy come teach our class now?\n
[06:51] ---
So then, when I went over\nto her place the other day...\n
[07:06] ---
All polished up, Sugino.\n
[07:09] ---
Koro Sensei... Wait--\n
[07:12] ---
what are you eating?\n
[07:14] ---
A coconut I bought in Hawaii yesterday.\n
[07:17] ---
Want a bite?\n
[07:19] ---
You're supposed to drink out of it!\n
[07:21] ---
Nice throw yesterday.\n
[07:24] ---
Easy for you to say. Clearly I have\nno hope of hitting you at Mach 20\n
[07:29] ---
with my throwing speed.\n
[07:31] ---
So you're in the baseball club?\n
[07:37] ---
I used to be.\n
[07:38] ---
Used to?\n
[07:42] ---
Clubs...\n
[07:44] ---
The E Class isn't allowed to be in clubs,\nout at this satellite campus.\n
[07:48] ---
Our bad grades got us here,\nso we're supposed to focus on studying.\n
[07:54] ---
That's some major discrimination.\n
[07:57] ---
It's all right. You saw yesterday, right?\n
[08:01] ---
How slow I am?\n
[08:05] ---
So slow that I couldn't pitch a\nsingle strike, and I got benched.\n
[08:10] ---
Pretty soon I lost interest in studying,\ntoo, and wound up in the ol' End Class.\n
[08:16] ---
Sugino?\n
[08:18] ---
Let me give you a little advice.\n
[08:22] ---
Gotta turn this in!\n
[08:26] ---
Koro Sensei... talking to Sugino? About what?\n
[08:31] ---
Is... Is he giving Sugino a talking-to\nabout yesterday's attempt?\n
[08:35] ---
Wow, he's really up in arms!
[08:38] ---
Koro Sensei! What are you doing?!\n
[08:40] ---
What about your pledge\nnot to hurt your students?\n
[08:44] ---
Sugino...\n
[08:46] ---
That unique pitching form I saw yesterday?\n
[08:49] ---
You're copying major-league\npitcher Arita, aren't you?\n
[08:54] ---
But you know, the tentacles don't lie.\n
[08:59] ---
Your shoulder muscles are\nout of whack compared to Arita's.\n
[09:05] ---
What's that supposed to mean?\n
[09:07] ---
You won't be able to pitch his super fastballs with that body,
[09:12] ---
no matter how much you try to imitate him.\n
[09:17] ---
How...\n
[09:20] ---
How can you be so sure?\n
[09:25] ---
Nagisa?\n
[09:29] ---
Because we're misfits?\nBecause we're the E Class--the End Class?\n
[09:34] ---
So why bother? Is that it?!\n
[09:40] ---
Hmm, well... how do I know it's impossible?\n
[09:45] ---
Yesterday I checked the man himself.\n
[09:48] ---
Well, then, never mind!\n
[09:50] ---
"Knock it off, Tentacles! --Arita"\nI got his autograph, too!\n
[09:51] ---
You asked him for an autograph\nlike that?! No wonder he was furious.\n
[09:55] ---
It was shock! Sheer shock!\n
[09:57] ---
I get it... I just don't have his talent.\n
[10:04] ---
On the other hand,\n
[10:05] ---
your elbows and wrists are\nmore flexible than Arita's.\n
[10:10] ---
Train well and you could far surpass him.\n
[10:13] ---
These fondling-for-comparison's-sake\ntentacles are never wrong.\n
[10:18] ---
There's more than one kind of talent.\n
[10:22] ---
Find an assassination that suits your talent.
[10:27] ---
My elbows and wrists... are better?\n
[10:33] ---
My... my talent?\n
[10:46] ---
Koro Sensei!\n
[10:49] ---
You mean you went to New York\njust to give Sugino advice?\n
[10:53] ---
Of course. I'm his teacher.\n
[10:56] ---
Most teachers wouldn't go that far.\n
[10:59] ---
But you will? The guy who's\ngoing to destroy the earth?\n
[11:08] ---
Nagisa, I became your teacher\nto keep a promise I made.\n
[11:17] ---
I will indeed destroy the earth,\nbut first, I'll be your teacher.\n
[11:23] ---
"A fantastic diary entry! By Koro Sensei"\n
[11:24] ---
Taking you kids seriously is more\nimportant than the end of the world.\n
[11:31] ---
Koro Sensei...\n
[11:37] ---
Please don't write weird\nproblems on the back.\n
[11:41] ---
I know you want to show off\nyour grading speed, but...\n
[11:43] ---
It's like a bonus!\nI thought you'd be happy.\n
[11:46] ---
More like a penalty.\n
[11:48] ---
So, er, I hope all of you will seriously enjoy both studying and assassinating.
[11:54] ---
Even though you'll never\npull off the assassinating part.\n
[12:14] ---
Wow, Sugino!\n
[12:16] ---
That broke so fast,\nit practically disappeared!\n
[12:20] ---
I'm working on a curveball that puts\nmy elbows and wrists to good use!\n
[12:24] ---
Even my slow straight\nwill look fast next to this guy.\n
[12:28] ---
I'm sure they'd both just put him to sleep, though.
[12:32] ---
But I'll hang in there, Nagisa--\nwith baseball and assassination both!\n
[12:44] ---
Our teacher has ultra-high speed\nand multifunction tentacles.\n
[12:49] ---
Honestly, I don't think we can kill him.\n
[12:52] ---
And yet...\n
[12:53] ---
Koro Sensei!\n
[12:54] ---
Can you come here?\nI'd like to kill you for a sec.\n
[12:58] ---
Haven't learned your lesson, eh?\n
[13:00] ---
And yet, Koro Sensei is\nmysteriously motivating,\n
[13:03] ---
and it's kind of fun, being in\nhis assassination classroom.\n
[13:15] ---
There he is!\n
[13:17] ---
He said he'd be snacking on\nshaved North Pole ice today.\n
[13:20] ---
That octopus, hittin' the North Pole\nlike it's the corner shop!\n
[13:23] ---
Now! We split the ten billion!\n
[13:27] ---
Koro Sensei!\n
[13:30] ---
Can we have some shaved ice, too?\n
[13:34] ---
They've opened their hearts to me--\nwith such smiling faces!\n
[13:39] ---
And such lethal intent!\n
[13:44] ---
Huh?\n
[13:46] ---
But you know...\nyour smiles were a liiittle forced.\n
[13:50] ---
That wasn't enough for\nme to let down my guard.\n
[13:52] ---
Set aside these dangerous anti-me knives,\n
[13:56] ---
stop and smell the flowers,\nand start by learning to put on a good smile.\n
[14:00] ---
Hey, Koro Sensei! These are\nthe flowers we've been growing!\n
[14:06] ---
Is that so?\n
[14:07] ---
That's low, Koro Sensei!\n
[14:09] ---
After we took such good care of them,\nand they'd finally bloomed...\n
[14:12] ---
Apologies! I'll get you some new bulbs!\n
[14:15] ---
Here you go!\n
[14:18] ---
Don't go planting them at Mach speeds, now!\n
[14:19] ---
Understood!\n
[14:20] ---
Handle each one gently!\n
[14:22] ---
Got it!\n
[14:23] ---
Hey... isn't he going to\nbe destroying the planet?\n
[14:26] ---
Y-Yeah... and here he is planting tulips.\n
[14:32] ---
Tch. The monster's tryin'\nto be all goody two-shoes.\n
[14:37] ---
What are you writing, Nagisa?\n
[14:40] ---
I thought I'd jot down\nKoro Sensei's weak points.\n
[14:43] ---
I might get a good\nassassination hint from 'em.\n
[14:46] ---
Huh...\n
[14:47] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #1:"\n
[14:48] ---
"When he shows off, things get shaky""\nAnd that's supposed to be useful?\n
[14:53] ---
Whaddya mean?\nThey could come in handy!\n
[14:58] ---
"Height: About 3 meters standing tall.\n
[15:01] ---
Special moves: supersonic speed cruising."\n
[15:05] ---
The hell is this?\n
[15:06] ---
So... not useful, then.\n
[15:08] ---
Not right now.\n
[15:10] ---
We are killers.\n
[15:12] ---
"Old Campus"\n
[15:12] ---
"Old Campus"\nClass 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High School\n
[15:15] ---
is the assassination classroom,\n
[15:18] ---
and the other students are elite members\nof a prestigious prep school.\n
[15:25] ---
I believe the Ministry of Defense\nhas already informed you,\n
[15:29] ---
but as of tomorrow, I'll be joining\nthe E Class as their P.E. teacher.\n
[15:34] ---
I'll be keeping an eye on him, of course,
[15:36] ---
but the students will be needing\ntechnical and mental support.\n
[15:41] ---
Never fear: I have my teaching certificate.\n
[15:45] ---
Go right ahead.\n
[15:46] ---
Just remember: their education\nand safety come first.\n
[15:51] ---
If you'll excuse us.\n
[15:58] ---
What an understanding principal!\n
[16:02] ---
The government is\ncompensating him handsomely.\n
[16:06] ---
But it is remarkably convenient.
[16:08] ---
A creature capable of destroying the earth\n
[16:10] ---
that not even the military\ncan kill... and he's teaching?\n
[16:15] ---
Thank God the only ones who know\nabout this are the government,\n
[16:20] ---
that principal, and those Class E students.\n
[16:23] ---
Yowch! If I do any worse, I might end up in E!\n
[16:27] ---
Seriously? Once you wind up there,\nyou can kiss all hope goodbye!\n
[16:31] ---
At the satellite campus\nwith no meals, filthy toilets--\n
[16:34] ---
treated like dirt by\nstudents and teachers alike!\n
[16:37] ---
You need crazy-good grades to\nhave any chance of making it back.\n
[16:40] ---
It truly is the End Class! I'd sooner die than wind up there!
[16:44] ---
I know, right? Better buckle down so\nwe don't turn out like those losers.\n
[16:49] ---
"Tell Us, Kunudon!"\n
[16:49] ---
"Tell Us, Kunudon!"\nSurprise!\n
[16:50] ---
Tell us, Kunudon!\n
[16:53] ---
Hi, everybody! I'm Kunudon,\nthe mascot of this institution!\n
[16:58] ---
In this segment, I'll tell you all\nabout Kunugigaoka Academy!\n
[17:03] ---
Yaaay!\n
[17:05] ---
Kunugigaoka Academy has\na standard deviation of 66.\n
[17:08] ---
It's a school where you can\nfind cheerful, fun motivation!\n
[17:11] ---
Really? That's super!\n
[17:13] ---
Everyone gets along really well,\nand everyone is equal!\n
[17:17] ---
Everyone is equal! Yaaay!\n
[17:21] ---
I see: by discriminating harshly\nagainst a handful of students,\n
[17:25] ---
the majority will work harder under\npressure and a sense of superiority.\n
[17:31] ---
Its structure is reasonable enough,\n
[17:33] ---
and that satellite campus is\nperfect for our top-secret mission.\n
[17:37] ---
But it's really got to suck\nfor those End-class pariahs.\n
[17:47] ---
Hello, Mr. Karasuma!\n
[17:49] ---
Hello. Starting tomorrow, I'll be\nhere to help out as your teacher.\n
[17:54] ---
Oh, will you?\n
[17:55] ---
I look forward to it.\n
[17:56] ---
So now you're Professor Karasuma!
[18:00] ---
By the way... where is he?\n
[18:02] ---
Well, Koro Sensei ruined the class's\nflowerbed, so to make up for it,\n
[18:08] ---
he's holding an assassination\ntournament, but with a handicap.\n
[18:11] ---
A little something extra by way of apology!\n
[18:14] ---
You'd have a hard time finding me\nmore immobilized than I am now!\n
[18:18] ---
Any luck, Nagisa?\n
[18:22] ---
He's totally not taking us seriously.\n
[18:24] ---
You call this assassination?!\n
[18:27] ---
But--hang on. Going by\nKoro Sensei's weak points...\n
[18:32] ---
I'm afraid it's no use, students of Class E!\n
[18:35] ---
Even with this handicap, I'm still far faster!\n
[18:37] ---
Killing me is still a far-off dream--\n
[18:45] ---
Now! Kill him!
[18:48] ---
Rats!\n
[18:49] ---
Aah! Too dangerous!\n
[18:50] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #1:\nWhen he shows off, things get shaky"\n
[18:54] ---
Those notes might come in handy.\n
[18:56] ---
Yeah. I'm gonna keep at it.\n
[18:58] ---
Hey... wait! M-My tentacles\nare tangled up in the ropes!\n
[19:02] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #2: Freaks out easily"\n
[19:04] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #2: Freaks out easily"\nWhy, you little...\n
[19:06] ---
Damn! He got away!\n
[19:08] ---
You'll never make it all the way up here--\nyou lack the base capability!\n
[19:12] ---
Ha ha! Dummies!\n
[19:15] ---
And we were so close!\n
[19:25] ---
I'm doubling tonight's homework.\n
[19:27] ---
So petty!\n
[19:28] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #3:\nNo tolerance"\n
[19:32] ---
He's gone!\n
[19:33] ---
But this is the closest we've ever gotten!\n
[19:36] ---
Keep this up and we'll definitely\nget our chance to kill him!\n
[19:39] ---
Ooh, and then we get ten billion yen!\nWhat shall I spend it on?\n
[19:47] ---
Junior-high kids talking\nhappily about assassination?\n
[19:52] ---
This is one unusual space, all right.\n
[19:55] ---
Think we can kill him, Nagisa?\n
[19:58] ---
We will. Otherwise,\nwe'd never be able to face him.\n
[20:02] ---
It's so strange...\n
[20:04] ---
...how the students with the\nliveliest expressions at this school...\n
[20:10] ---
...are here in E Class,\nwith their target teaching them.\n
[20:21] ---
"Ministry of Defense"\n
[20:24] ---
Those are the circumstances.\n
[20:27] ---
Given the crisis the earth is in,\nyou must speak of them to no one.\n
[20:31] ---
If this gets out, you will be made to\nundergo a memory-wiping operation.\n
[20:36] ---
Eeeyikes!\n
[20:37] ---
All members of the E Class have\nreceived the same explanation;\n
[20:40] ---
they're already part of the mission.\n
[20:44] ---
Once your suspension is over,\nyou will return to the E Class.\n
[20:47] ---
Therefore, you too will be given\nthe assassination assignment.\n
[20:52] ---
So, uh...\n
[20:55] ---
Does this rubber knife really work?\n
[20:59] ---
Yes. It's harmless to humans,\nbut we guarantee it will work on him.\n
[21:04] ---
Huh!\n
[21:06] ---
I guess it doesn't matter if he's not human.\n
[21:12] ---
I've always wanted to try...\n
[21:20] ---
...killing me a teacher.\n
[21:42] ---
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:49] ---
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:55] ---
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[22:09] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[22:24] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[22:34] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[22:37] ---
*She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:43] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:55] ---
*Shine again *
3 - Karma Time
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One! Two! Three! Four!\n
[00:10] ---
Five! Six!\n
[00:12] ---
--Seven! Eight!\n--The sounds of exercise \n
[00:14] ---
echoing across the field on a\nsunny afternoon: how peaceful!\n
[00:19] ---
If the students didn't have\nprey in their sights, that is.\n
[00:24] ---
Wield your knives properly\nfrom all eight directions, now.\n
[00:31] ---
From now on, I'm in charge of phys ed.\n
[00:34] ---
That makes me a little lonely.\n
[00:37] ---
Didn't I tell you to make yourself\nscarce during this period?\n
[00:40] ---
Go play in the sandbox.\n
[00:43] ---
You're so mean, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[00:46] ---
Why, my students happen\nto like my gym classes!\n
[00:50] ---
Liar. Koro Sensei's physical\nabilities are just too different.\n
[00:54] ---
Remember that one time?\n
[00:56] ---
Now let's try jumping side to side.\nI'll show you how it's done.\n
[01:04] ---
As if!\n
[01:05] ---
Once you're used to it,\ntoss some cat's cradle into the mix.\n
[01:08] ---
Damn, he's good!\n
[01:10] ---
He's just too far out.\n
[01:12] ---
I'd like a human teacher for gym, thanks.\n
[01:16] ---
Boo hoo hoo...\n
[01:18] ---
Okay, let's get back to work.\n
[01:21] ---
But Mr. Karasuma, is there\nany point to all this training?\n
[01:25] ---
And should we be doing it\nright in front of our target?\n
[01:28] ---
It's the same in assassination as in studying:\n
[01:31] ---
Drill the basics and they'll serve you well.\n
[01:33] ---
The same?\n
[01:34] ---
Isogai, Maehara, step forward.\n
[01:39] ---
Try hitting me with those knives.\n
[01:41] ---
Are you sure?\n
[01:43] ---
As a team?\n
[01:44] ---
Those knives won't hurt us humans.\n
[01:48] ---
If they give me so much as a scratch,\nyou can go home for the day.\n
[01:51] ---
Uh... well, er... okay, then.\n
[01:58] ---
Come on.\n
[02:03] ---
As you see, with a little knowledge,\n
[02:06] ---
even I can handle the knives of two amateurs.\n
[02:11] ---
Wow...\n
[02:17] ---
If you can't hit me, your chance of hitting him at Mach 20
[02:20] ---
is slim to none.\n
[02:22] ---
See? While we were sparring,\n
[02:26] ---
he built Osaka Castle in\nthe sandbox, changed clothes,\n
[02:29] ---
and is brewing up some tea!\n
[02:31] ---
How infuriating!\n
[02:33] ---
Once the whole class is capable of hitting me,\n
[02:37] ---
your chance of success will\nincrease by leaps and bounds.\n
[02:42] ---
During gym class, I'll be\nteaching you stabbing, shooting--\n
[02:46] ---
all the assassination basics.\n
[02:49] ---
Whoa.\n
[02:51] ---
That's all for today.\n
[02:54] ---
Thank you!\n
[02:59] ---
Mr. Karasuma's kinda scary,\nbut he sure is cool!\n
[03:02] ---
Right? Do you think he'll pat us on\nthe head if we manage to hit him?\n
[03:06] ---
I wonder.\n
[03:08] ---
You're trying to steal my popularity\nfrom my students, aren't you?!\n
[03:13] ---
Don't be ridiculous.\n
[03:14] ---
"If the school so desires, it may\nassign an additional teacher\n
[03:19] ---
to the E Class."\n
[03:20] ---
It says so right in your employment contract.\n
[03:26] ---
My duty is to provide\nonsite assassin monitoring--\n
[03:30] ---
all in the name of killing you.\n
[03:33] ---
Please, use the name the students gave me:\n
[03:38] ---
Call me "Koro Sensei."\n
[03:43] ---
A quiz in sixth period, eh?\n
[03:45] ---
Wish we could've gone home after gym.\n
[03:51] ---
Hey, Nagisa.\n
[03:55] ---
It's been a while.\n
[03:58] ---
Karma... you're back!\n
[04:08] ---
*The theory... of savage youth! *
[04:17] ---
*I only speak when it's time to act *
[04:21] ---
*I know that's pretty cool
[04:23] ---
(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
[04:26] ---
*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
[04:30] ---
*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
[04:36] ---
*What's this wave of irritation? *
[04:40] ---
*Proof of our existence? *
[04:43] ---
*Look up at the moon and up you go *
[04:46] ---
*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
[04:51] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[04:55] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[04:58] ---
*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
[05:05] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
[05:08] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
[05:11] ---
"Whatever" is easy to say *
[05:15] ---
*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
[05:21] ---
*But still: youth, to the future! *
[05:27] ---
*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
[05:34] ---
"Episode 3: Karma Time"\n
[05:40] ---
Huh!\n
[05:42] ---
So that's the infamous Koro Sensei?\n
[05:45] ---
Whoa, he really does look like an octopus.
[05:48] ---
Karma Akabane... is it? I'd heard\nyour suspension was up today.\n
[05:54] ---
But you shouldn't be tardy\non your first day back.\n
[05:59] ---
It's hard to get back\ninto the swing of things.\n
[06:01] ---
Feel free to call me by my first name.\nNice to meet you, Teach!\n
[06:06] ---
Likewise. Let's make this a fun year.\n
[06:17] ---
Wow. You really are fast...
[06:20] ---
and those knives really do work.
[06:24] ---
I sliced one up really fine\nand stuck the pieces on.\n
[06:28] ---
But to be caught by such a simple move,\n
[06:33] ---
and to jump back all that way...\nwhat are you, a scaredy-cat?\n
[06:39] ---
He's the first--the first one\n
[06:42] ---
to hurt Koro Sensei!\n
[06:44] ---
I heard they call you "Koro Sensei"\nbecause you're unkillable.\n
[06:49] ---
But what's this?\nAre you a pushover after all?\n
[06:55] ---
Nagisa, what kind of person is this Karma?
[06:59] ---
Well...\n
[07:00] ---
We were in the same class\nour first and second years,\n
[07:04] ---
but then his continued violent\nbehavior earned him an expulsion,\n
[07:09] ---
and those students end up\nhere in the E Class, too.\n
[07:13] ---
But... here he might just be a star student.\n
[07:17] ---
What do you mean?\n
[07:19] ---
When it comes to deadly weapons\nand foul play, Karma's got us all beat.\n
[07:25] ---
Don't run away, Koro Sensei...\n
[07:28] ---
I'll show you what it means to be killed.\n
[07:44] ---
What's Koro Sensei been doing all this time?\n
[07:47] ---
Like, punching the wall?\n
[07:49] ---
Yeah--Karma's smack-talking\nmust have made him mad.\n
[07:54] ---
But his tentacles are too\nsoft to damage the walls.\n
[07:57] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #4:\nHis punches are soft"\n
[07:59] ---
Ugh--enough!\n
[08:00] ---
Quit with the squish-squish!\nWe're trying to take a quiz here!\n
[08:03] ---
P-Pardon me!\n
[08:06] ---
Hey, Karma, you sure about this? That monster is pissed.
[08:11] ---
This is all on you, man!\n
[08:13] ---
Sure you're not better off holin' up at home?\n
[08:17] ---
You'd be pissed, too, Terasaka,\nif someone'd started to kill you.\n
[08:21] ---
Not like when a certain someone\nscrewed up and wet himself.\n
[08:25] ---
I did not wet myself!\nYou cruisin' for a bruisin', pal?!\n
[08:28] ---
You there! No loud noises during a test!\n
[08:31] ---
--Tell that to your tentacles!\n--Why, that could even be considered cheating!\n
[08:34] ---
Sorry, Koro Sensei. I've already finished,\n
[08:38] ---
so I'll just sit here quietly and eat my gelato.\n
[08:40] ---
Not during class, you won't!\n
[08:44] ---
Th-That's the gelato I brought\nback from Italy yesterday!\n
[08:48] ---
It's yours?
[08:50] ---
Oh, sorry! It was just\nchilling in the staff room.\n
[08:54] ---
"Sorry" won't cut it!\n
[08:56] ---
I took pains to fly through the coldest\nstratosphere to keep that from melting, too!\n
[08:59] ---
Huh... So, whaddya gonna do about it?\n
[09:03] ---
Hit me?\n
[09:04] ---
I will not! I'll just have what's left!\n
[09:08] ---
Come now, hand it o--\n
[09:11] ---
Anti-me BB's!\n
[09:16] ---
Gotcha again!\n
[09:20] ---
I'll just keep using the same old tricks.\n
[09:22] ---
Even if it interferes with class.\n
[09:25] ---
If you don't like it,\nkill me or anyone else here.\n
[09:30] ---
But the second you do...\n
[09:32] ---
no one'll see you as a teacher anymore.\n
[09:37] ---
You'll just be a murderous monster.\n
[09:41] ---
You, the teacher, will be killed by me.\n
[09:46] ---
Here's my quiz.\nProbably got 'em all right.\n
[09:51] ---
See ya, Teach.\nLet's play some more tomorrow.\n
[09:56] ---
Karma is extremely quick-witted.\n
[10:01] ---
Like here.\n
[10:03] ---
He saw there was a line\nKoro Sensei couldn't cross\n
[10:05] ---
without losing his "teacherness,"\n
[10:08] ---
and the tactics he uses make him toe that line.\n
[10:14] ---
He has the smarts to see\nthe heart of the matter,\n
[10:18] ---
and the skill to manipulate just about anyone,\n
[10:21] ---
but he uses them to clash with people.\n
[10:26] ---
Honestly...\n
[10:28] ---
Now he's forced me to go buy more gelato.\n
[10:32] ---
He's smart and tough, but as he says,\nif I'm going to stay a teacher,\n
[10:38] ---
I'm not allowed to kill or hurt him.\n
[10:43] ---
So... how to deal with him, then?\n
[10:49] ---
"Kunugigaoka Station"\n
[10:49] ---
"Kunugigaoka Station"\nSee ya, Nagisa!\n
[10:51] ---
Yep! See you tomorrow!\n
[10:55] ---
Hey, look! It's Nagisa!\n
[10:57] ---
Right at home down in the E Class.\n
[11:00] ---
Barf. He'll never make it\nback to our class like that.\n
[11:05] ---
Plus, Akabane's back in E Class\nnow that his suspension's over!\n
[11:11] ---
That's the pits! I would seriously\nrather die than wind up there.\n
[11:16] ---
Really? You'd rather die?\n
[11:20] ---
Like... now?\n
[11:22] ---
Akabane!\n
[11:26] ---
Like I'd actually do it!\n
[11:28] ---
With such great toys to play with,\nwho wants another suspension?\n
[11:33] ---
Karma...\n
[11:35] ---
So listen, Nagisa, there's\nsomething I wanted to ask you.\n
[11:40] ---
I understand you know a few\nthings about Koro Sensei.\n
[11:43] ---
Uh, well, kind of.\n
[11:46] ---
Does he get mad if you call him an octopus?\n
[11:49] ---
An octopus?\n
[11:50] ---
"Octopus BZZT!"\n"An easy mistake to make. Be careful!"\n
[11:51] ---
On the contrary, I think.\nHis self-portrait is an octopus,\n
[11:55] ---
and he picks the octopus character in games.\n
[11:58] ---
And when he was digging\naround in the sandbox...\n
[12:01] ---
Octopus trap.\n
[12:02] ---
So if he's making jokes like that,\nI'd say the octopus thing\n
[12:05] ---
is kind of his trademark.\n
[12:09] ---
Hmm. That gives me a little idea.\n
[12:14] ---
What are you up to now, Karma?\n
[12:18] ---
I'm happy, is all.\n
[12:21] ---
I was wondering what I'd do\nif he were just some monster,\n
[12:25] ---
but turns out he's an actual teacher.\n
[12:30] ---
And I get to kill an actual teacher...\n
[12:35] ---
I mean, since the last one up and died on me.\n
[12:50] ---
I didn't see this coming. \nMy gelato money--gone!\n
[12:55] ---
And no hope of getting more before payday!\n
[12:58] ---
I'll just have to make my own.\n
[13:03] ---
Good morning!\n
[13:10] ---
What's wrong, cla--\n
[13:13] ---
Whoops! My bad!\n
[13:15] ---
I mistook it for you and killed it instead.\n
[13:18] ---
Bring it here--I'll dispose of it.\n
[13:21] ---
All right.\n
[13:24] ---
Bring it on, Koro Sensei.\n
[13:27] ---
I don't need to kill your body right now--\n
[13:31] ---
I'll start slowly by killing your soul.\n
[13:39] ---
Allow me to show you, Karma:\nthe might of these drill tentacles\n
[13:44] ---
and the firepower of this missile\nI filched from the Self-Defense Force!\n
[13:50] ---
I'm not about to let my\nassassin get away scot-free.\n
[13:55] ---
I could tell by your pallor that\nyou hadn't eaten breakfast.\n
[13:59] ---
I whipped these octopus\nballs up at Mach speed.\n
[14:01] ---
They'll put you well on your way\nto being nice and healthy.\n
[14:04] ---
Open wide!\n
[14:06] ---
Karma...\n
[14:08] ---
What I do is tend things, take care of them.\n
[14:11] ---
Things like assassins' rusty blades.\n
[14:14] ---
So keep killing me in earnest all day today.\n
[14:18] ---
Every time you do, I'll take care of you.\n
[14:22] ---
By the end of the day, your body and\nmind will be polished to sparkling.\n
[14:29] ---
"First Period: Math"\n
[14:31] ---
As you see, this number is left over,\nno matter what you do.\n
[14:35] ---
If this indivisibility is getting you down,\n
[14:39] ---
then have I got the method for you!\n
[14:43] ---
I'll write it on the blackboard.\nEveryone try solving it together.\n
[14:46] ---
Oh, Karma? You're too slow between\ndrawing and firing, I'm afraid.\n
[14:52] ---
And since I had plenty of time,\n
[14:54] ---
I gave you a little nail art.\n
[14:58] ---
"Fourth Period: Home Ec"\n
[15:00] ---
Well? How'd you two do, Fuwa?\n
[15:04] ---
Mmm, I dunno... It has this\nkind of sharp tang to it.\n
[15:08] ---
Let me try.\n
[15:10] ---
Well, why don't you start over?\n
[15:12] ---
Toss that batch out, and--\n
[15:14] ---
You forgot your apron, Karma.\n
[15:18] ---
Don't worry about the soup.\n
[15:20] ---
I sucked it all up in midair with a dropper.\n
[15:23] ---
Oh, and added sugar while I was at it.\n
[15:27] ---
It's much milder!\n
[15:29] ---
Adorable!\n
[15:32] ---
It's no use.\n
[15:34] ---
"Fifth Period: Japanese"\n
[15:35] ---
"Fifth Period: Japanese"\nKoro Sensei has tons of weak points.\n
[15:38] ---
He screws up from time to time,\n
[15:40] ---
and his reaction speed drops to\nhuman levels when he's flustered.\n
[15:44] ---
--But no matter how good Karma is at surprise attacks...\n
[15:44] ---
--"Even as I was thinking this,\n--But no matter how good Karma is at surprise attacks...\n
[15:49] ---
the red frog, having failed again,\nwas making its way back.\n
[15:54] ---
I was starting to get bored with it.\n
[15:58] ---
...with Koro Sensei on especially high alert,\n
[16:01] ---
this assassination was like an\nimpossibly tough video game.\n
[16:03] ---
I was not trying to hit the red frog..."\n
[16:12] ---
Karma...\n
[16:13] ---
Don't sweat it. We'll all do it together.\n
[16:17] ---
Once Koro Sensei has his eye on you,\nyou can't kill him by yourself,\n
[16:20] ---
no matter the method.\n
[16:22] ---
He's not like other teachers.\n
[16:26] ---
Teachers, eh...?\n
[16:28] ---
Akabane, you're right!\n
[16:31] ---
Though you are combative, with your share of behavioral issues.
[16:35] ---
As long as you're in the right,\nI'll be on your side!\n
[16:41] ---
Yeah, no.\n
[16:43] ---
I want to do it.
[16:45] ---
Nothing'd tick me off more than\nhim dying in some random place.\n
[16:48] ---
Karma?\n
[16:54] ---
I've certainly taken good\ncare of you today, haven't I?\n
[16:57] ---
You can still try to kill me, you know.\nI'll polish you up even shinier.\n
[17:05] ---
Just to make sure...\n
[17:07] ---
you are a teacher, correct?
[17:11] ---
Yes.\n
[17:11] ---
And you would, say,\n
[17:14] ---
risk your life to protect your students?\n
[17:18] ---
Of course--I'm a teacher, after all.\n
[17:21] ---
Okay, good. Then I can kill you.\n
[17:28] ---
For sure.\n
[17:32] ---
So what's it going to be?\n
[17:34] ---
If you come to help, you'll be shot\nto death before you can save me.\n
[17:38] ---
If you just let me die,\nyour life as a teacher is over.\n
[17:44] ---
Oh, man! Everything's flashing before my eyes!\n
[17:48] ---
Are you okay?\n
[17:50] ---
3-E--you mean that 3-E?
[17:53] ---
What an awful pretext for picking a fight.\n
[17:57] ---
Huh? I'm in the right here.\nWhat's wrong with saving a bullied student?\n
[18:03] ---
No, Akabane. No matter how you\nlook at it, you're in the wrong.\n
[18:09] ---
Is your head on straight?\n
[18:11] ---
Where do you get off injuring\nthe best student in Year 3?\n
[18:15] ---
No--sir, wait--\n
[18:18] ---
You sided with the E Class and\nhurt someone with a bright future.\n
[18:22] ---
If this affects his exams, it'll be on my head!\n
[18:28] ---
He said he'd be on my side--and now this?\n
[18:34] ---
"Uh-oh. I'm going to die."\n
[18:34] ---
"Uh-oh. I'm going to die."\nUh-oh. I'm going to die.\n
[18:37] ---
Your grades are the only\nthing you've got right--\n
[18:40] ---
they're why I've always looked the other way.\n
[18:43] ---
But once you start hurting\nmy career, it's a different story.\n
[18:48] ---
"In here, that teacher dies."\n
[18:48] ---
"In here, that teacher dies."\nIn here, he dies.\n
[18:52] ---
I put in for your transfer.\nCongratulations, Akabane.\n
[18:57] ---
You'll be starting your\nthird year in the E Class.\n
[19:03] ---
He let me down.\n
[19:05] ---
Now he's dead to me.\n
[19:11] ---
Koro Sensei! I'll kill you\nwith my own two hands!\n
[19:15] ---
Now, which death do you choose?\n
[19:22] ---
Karma?\n
[19:24] ---
Splendid job on the premeditated\nassassination starring yourself.\n
[19:28] ---
If I saved you at the speed of sound,\nyour body wouldn't hold out.\n
[19:31] ---
But if I moved slowly, I'd get hit.\n
[19:35] ---
So I tried getting a little sticky.\n
[19:39] ---
Damn! What can't these tentacles do?!
[19:42] ---
You can't shoot now!\n
[19:46] ---
Oh, and furthermore...\n
[19:48] ---
letting you die is not an option.\n
[19:52] ---
Believe in that for your next flying leap.\n
[20:02] ---
It's no use. He won't die\nand he can't be killed.\n
[20:06] ---
Not the teacher part of him, anyway.\n
[20:13] ---
For being so reckless,\nKarma, you sure were calm.\n
[20:16] ---
Eh, no biggie.\n
[20:17] ---
As far as I can figure it,\n
[20:19] ---
that would've been my\nbest chance at killing him.\n
[20:22] ---
Oh? Out of ideas already?\n
[20:25] ---
I have plenty of grooming\ntools to use in retaliation.\n
[20:28] ---
You're kind of a pushover yourself, aren't you?!\n
[20:32] ---
I'm feeling murderous, all right...\n
[20:34] ---
but this time it's different somehow.\n
[20:38] ---
Oh, I'll kill you--maybe even tomorrow.\n
[20:41] ---
A healthy, refreshing bloodlust--\n
[20:44] ---
looks like you don't need any more TLC.\n
[20:49] ---
Let's head on back, Nagisa.\nWe can eat on the way.\n
[20:54] ---
Hey! That's my purse!\n
[20:56] ---
Then don't leave it in\nthe staff room unattended!\n
[21:00] ---
Give it back!\n
[21:01] ---
Take it!\n
[21:05] ---
But... this is empty!\n
[21:08] ---
There wasn't much in there. Call it a donation.\n
[21:15] ---
You hypocritical delinquent!\n
[21:17] ---
Assassins go in for the kill\nand wind up sparkling clean\n
[21:20] ---
in their target's tentacles.\n
[21:22] ---
That's our assassination classroom.\n
[21:25] ---
I wonder how we'll try\nto kill him tomorrow?\n
[21:30] ---
Do you hear me?!\n
[21:42] ---
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:49] ---
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:55] ---
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
*She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
*Shine again *
4 - Grown-Up Time
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[00:08] ---
Long time no see, Big Teach.\n
[00:10] ---
Yes, I've finally gotten paid.\n
[00:16] ---
Japan's cheap snacks are of superb quality.\n
[00:19] ---
They're absolutely worth\ndisguising myself for!\n
[00:22] ---
Stop that!\n
[00:24] ---
Aw, just come with us, willya?\n
[00:26] ---
But I have to get to my\nnew teaching position!\n
[00:29] ---
So you're a teacher!\n
[00:31] ---
Tutor us, then--we're awful dumb!\n
[00:34] ---
Why don't I tutor you in the right way\nto hit on a woman from your car?\n
[00:38] ---
Lesson 1: Decorate your car beautifully.\n
[00:43] ---
The car's lousy with ribbons!\n
[00:45] ---
There is no Lesson 2.\n
[00:47] ---
Are you all right?\n
[00:49] ---
Thank you so much!\n
[00:51] ---
What an upstanding man.\nI'll never forget your kindness!\n
[00:56] ---
By the way,\n
[00:58] ---
do you know how to get to\nKunugigaoka Junior High?\n
[01:05] ---
*The theory... of savage youth! *
[01:15] ---
*I only speak when it's time to act *
[01:18] ---
*I know that's pretty cool
[01:21] ---
(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
[01:24] ---
*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
[01:27] ---
*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
[01:34] ---
*What's this wave of irritation? *
[01:37] ---
*Proof of our existence? *
[01:41] ---
*Look up at the moon and up you go *
[01:44] ---
*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
[01:49] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[01:52] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[01:55] ---
*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
[02:02] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
[02:05] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
[02:09] ---
"Whatever" is easy to say *
[02:12] ---
*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
[02:18] ---
*But still: youth, to the future! *
[02:24] ---
*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
[02:32] ---
"Episode 4: Grown-Up Time"\n
[02:36] ---
"Old Campus"\n
[02:36] ---
"Old Campus"\nNow, allow me to introduce\n
[02:38] ---
your brand-new temporary\nforeign-language teacher.\n
[02:42] ---
Irina Jelavich. Nice to meet you all!\n
[02:46] ---
What a knockout!\n
[02:47] ---
What knockers!
[02:49] ---
Wait...\n
[02:50] ---
--Why's she all over him?\n--Who'd have thought you were a teacher here?\n
[02:53] ---
--Pisses me off...\n--That's a wig.\n
[02:54] ---
Oh, I don't mind!\n
[02:56] ---
This school intends to give you authentic\nexperience in foreign languages.\n
[03:00] ---
I trust there are no complaints\n
[03:01] ---
about her taking over\nhalf your English lessons?\n
[03:04] ---
If we must...\n
[03:06] ---
We've got us one heck of\na teacher! Not only that,\n
[03:09] ---
she seems to really have\na thing for Koro Sensei.\n
[03:12] ---
Uh-huh.\n
[03:13] ---
I might get some\nassassination hints out of this.\n
[03:17] ---
The octopoid Koro Sensei seems flummoxed,\n
[03:20] ---
having a human woman hanging all over him.\n
[03:23] ---
His face has so many unique colors--\n
[03:26] ---
so what color is "bewilderment"?\n
[03:32] ---
He's just plain smitten!\n
[03:34] ---
There's no mistaking that face.\n
[03:36] ---
Guess he goes for humans, too.\n
[03:39] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #5: Boobs"\n
[03:42] ---
The more I look at you,\nthe more I like what I see.\n
[03:44] ---
Your beady eyes, like two diarrhea pills...\n
[03:47] ---
Your undefined joints...\n
[03:49] ---
Why, you're positively captivating!\n
[03:51] ---
How embarrassing!\n
[03:53] ---
Don't let her trick you, Koro Sensei!\n
[03:55] ---
No woman finds those things attractive!\n
[03:58] ---
We're not that dense.\n
[04:01] ---
Any teacher coming to this class at this time\n
[04:04] ---
has a fairly high probability\nof being no ordinary teacher.\n
[04:08] ---
Hup! Pass! Hup! Kill!\n
[04:11] ---
I had all kinds of close-range\nmethods prepared...\n
[04:15] ---
I just never thought my\nseduction tactics would work.\n
[04:24] ---
Irina Jelavich. Profession: assassin.\n
[04:28] ---
Not only is she beautiful, she has\na dozen languages at her command.\n
[04:33] ---
She can bewitch a target from any nation,\n
[04:36] ---
and kill even heavily guarded targets\nfrom point-blank range with ease.\n
[04:40] ---
She's an assassin with a fine handle\non infiltration and approach.\n
[04:45] ---
But you can't just hire an\nassassin to work at a school.\n
[04:50] ---
We'll have you do some teaching\nto keep up appearances.\n
[04:56] ---
I'm a pro.\n
[04:57] ---
My job will be done before\nI need to resort to teaching.\n
[05:02] ---
Hup! Pass!\n
[05:05] ---
Hup! Kill!\n
[05:08] ---
Hup! Pass!\n
[05:09] ---
Hup! Kill!\n
[05:11] ---
--Hup! Pa--\n--Koro Sensei!\n
[05:13] ---
Oh, Koro Sensei!\n
[05:16] ---
Mr. Karasuma tells me you're\noh so very fast! Is that true?\n
[05:21] ---
Well, not that fast...
[05:23] ---
"Sensei-O-Vision"\n
[05:24] ---
"Sensei-O-Vision"\nCould you do me a favor?\n
[05:25] ---
"Sensei-O-Vision"\nI'd love to try some real Vietnamese coffee.\n
[05:29] ---
"Sensei-O-Vision"\nWon't you bring me some while I'm teaching English?\n
[05:33] ---
Why, of course. I happen to\nknow a great café in Vietnam.\n
[05:44] ---
Er... Ms. Irina? Class is starting.\nShouldn't we go back in?\n
[05:51] ---
Class? Oh, right. Just make it\na study hall or something.\n
[05:58] ---
And... can you not call me by my first name?\n
[06:04] ---
I won't be playing teacher\nunless that octopus is around,\n
[06:08] ---
so you are to call me Ms. Jelavich.\n
[06:14] ---
So what are you going to do, Ms. Bitch?\n
[06:16] ---
No nicknames!\n
[06:17] ---
You're an assassin, right?\n
[06:19] ---
The entire class working together\ncan't kill this monster,\n
[06:22] ---
and you're going to kill him all by yourself?\n
[06:24] ---
Brat. Grown-ups have their own\ngrown-up ways of doing things.\n
[06:30] ---
You must be Nagisa Shiota.\n
[06:43] ---
Come to the staff room later.\nI'd like to see what you have on him.\n
[06:50] ---
The same goes for anyone else with key intel!\n
[06:54] ---
I'll give you something good in return.\n
[06:56] ---
I can even swap in a man for you girls.\n
[06:59] ---
It's a pro's job to have both\ntechnique and connections.\n
[07:03] ---
You brats go watch from the outfield.\n
[07:06] ---
Oh, one more thing:\n
[07:09] ---
Interfere even slightly in my\nassassination and I'll kill you.\n
[07:14] ---
Her skilled kisses that make you swoon.\n
[07:16] ---
Her tough-looking companions.\nThe gravity of her threat.\n
[07:22] ---
We knew at once she was\nthe real deal: a professional killer.\n
[07:26] ---
At the same time, most of\nthe class sensed something else:\n
[07:32] ---
we hated her.
[07:36] ---
"Study Hall"\n
[07:40] ---
I've never killed an unidentified creature\n
[07:42] ---
like this before...\n
[07:44] ---
Everything's ready.\n
[07:47] ---
The boy's shared his intel with me.\n
[07:52] ---
Some of us have destroyed a single\ntentacle, but that doesn't faze him.\n
[07:58] ---
Maybe... you have to destroy\nall his tentacles at once.\n
[08:02] ---
He can escape before\nyou deal the final blow.\n
[08:04] ---
And...\n
[08:06] ---
if you plan to sneak up on him,\nyou probably shouldn't smoke.\n
[08:10] ---
For having no nose, Koro Sensei\nhas a wicked sense of smell.\n
[08:15] ---
That won't conflict with my plan.\n
[08:19] ---
I am Irina Jelavich, a pro among pros\n
[08:21] ---
who's pulled off assassinations\nin all kinds of circumstances.\n
[08:24] ---
C'mon, Ms. Bitch, teach us already!\n
[08:25] ---
"Bitch"\nC'mon, Ms. Bitch, teach us already!\n
[08:28] ---
"Bitch"\nYeah, Ms. Bitch!\n
[08:30] ---
"Bitch" I mean, you are a teacher here, right, Ms. Bitch?
[08:33] ---
Quit your "bitch"ing!\n
[08:35] ---
For one thing, they're pronounced differently!\n
[08:38] ---
You Japanese can't\ndifferentiate between B and V!\n
[08:42] ---
I'll teach you the right way to say V!\n
[08:45] ---
First lightly bite your bottom lip. Go on!\n
[08:49] ---
Yes, right!\n
[08:51] ---
Now stay like that for an hour and\ngive me some peace and quiet.\n
[08:54] ---
What kind of lesson is this?!
[08:57] ---
"Old Campus"\n
[08:58] ---
I understand you've\nbrought in a rather shady trio.\n
[09:01] ---
That plan is news to me.\n
[09:03] ---
Yes: all pros, all more than\ncompetent. And tight-lipped.\n
[09:08] ---
They're so in love with me,\nthey'll do whatever I ask--for free.\n
[09:11] ---
Everything's set up. Today I act.\n
[09:16] ---
Ms. Irina!\n
[09:18] ---
Here's the Indian chai you requested.\n
[09:20] ---
Oh, thank you, Koro Sensei!\nJust what I wanted for my afternoon tea!\n
[09:25] ---
Actually, Koro Sensei,\nI'd like to speak with you.\n
[09:29] ---
Could you come to the\nshed during fifth period?\n
[09:32] ---
Speak with me? But of course.\n
[09:35] ---
Fifth period, right?\n
[09:37] ---
I'll be there with certain-tea!\nBecause that's chai tea, get it?\n
[09:45] ---
Hey, now--you kiddin' me?\n
[09:47] ---
They're goin' into that shed together!\n
[09:50] ---
Kind of a let-down,\n
[09:51] ---
--My trip to India was perfect chai-ming!\n--watching Koro Sensei fall for such an obvious ploy.\n
[09:56] ---
Mr. Karasuma?\n
[09:58] ---
I don't think we'll ever warm up to her.\n
[10:01] ---
Apologies. She's a pro\nhere on government orders.\n
[10:07] ---
Still...\n
[10:08] ---
completing all her preparations in a single day\n
[10:13] ---
proves she's an assassin of the highest caliber.\n
[10:16] ---
So what did you want\nto talk about, Ms. Irina?\n
[10:19] ---
Assassination by infiltration\n
[10:21] ---
requires flexibility toward one's target.\n
[10:25] ---
I'm up against an unidentified creature.\n
[10:27] ---
--Best to do it quickly,\nbefore he gets suspicious.\n
[10:29] ---
--Koro Sensei...\n--Best to do it quickly, before he gets suspicious.\n
[10:31] ---
I... I always fall for exceptional people.\n
[10:36] ---
With your body, your strength--\n
[10:38] ---
you're so exceptional,\nit was love at first sight.\n
[10:41] ---
Oh, er, uh--\n
[10:43] ---
Do you think that makes me a strange woman?\n
[10:46] ---
Turn his attention to me, even by force,\n
[10:50] ---
so he won't notice what's really going on.
[10:53] ---
I spent all night fixing up the place.\nAll to hunt you down...\n
[10:58] ---
target of mine.\n
[11:06] ---
You're a bad boy, Koro Sensei.\n
[11:10] ---
W-We can't do this--not here!\n
[11:13] ---
You foolish, foolish man.\n
[11:16] ---
Farewell.\n
[11:17] ---
Give me a minute to take all this off.\n
[11:20] ---
All?!\n
[11:21] ---
--Relax... I'll be all done in a minute.\n
[11:22] ---
--All...\n--Relax... I'll be all done in a minute.\n
[11:25] ---
All?!\n
[11:26] ---
All--\n
[11:29] ---
Live ammo and real guns.\n
[11:32] ---
M61.\n
[11:33] ---
M134.\n
[11:35] ---
M249.\n
[11:38] ---
All spraying ammo with\nsuperlative speed and firepower.\n
[11:42] ---
These weird pellets won't come into play.\n
[11:45] ---
After all, there's nothing these bullets won't kill.
[11:49] ---
Firing complete in 3, 2, 1...\n
[11:55] ---
...ze--\n
[12:00] ---
Unfortunately, Ms. Irina,\nlead bullets have no effect on me.\n
[12:06] ---
They just melt inside my body.\n
[12:10] ---
And take a good look at my face.\n
[12:14] ---
You have... four eyes?!
[12:16] ---
No, two of those are nostrils.\n
[12:19] ---
Who can tell?!\n
[12:21] ---
There's a metallic odor in the shed\nthat wasn't here until yesterday.\n
[12:24] ---
An old-man smell whose\nincongruity opened my nostrils.\n
[12:31] ---
For having no nose, Koro Sensei\nhas a wicked sense of smell.\n
[12:34] ---
By pretending to be caught in your trap,\nI could easily uncover my assassin.\n
[12:39] ---
In other words...\n
[12:41] ---
as a pro, you clung too tightly\nto common-sense assassination.\n
[12:46] ---
My students' attempts are far\nmore flexible and formidable.\n
[12:51] ---
And did you know?\n
[12:54] ---
My retaliation takes the form\nof care and grooming.\n
[12:59] ---
Nooo!\n
[12:59] ---
"slither slither"\nNooo!\n
[13:01] ---
What was that?!\n
[13:02] ---
Gunshots, a scream...\nand now a slithery sound!\n
[13:06] ---
"slither slither"\n
[13:06] ---
"slither slither"\nNo!\n
[13:09] ---
"slither slither"\nNo...\n
[13:11] ---
No...\n
[13:13] ---
She's getting slithered but good!\n
[13:16] ---
Let's go!\n
[13:20] ---
Koro Sensei!\n
[13:21] ---
How are those boobs?!\n
[13:22] ---
I wish I could have enjoyed\nmyself a little longer...\n
[13:26] ---
but I'm really looking forward\nto our classes together.\n
[13:29] ---
Wh-What happened in there?\n
[13:34] ---
Ms. Bitch is wearing a\nwholesome, retro gym outfit!\n
[13:38] ---
To think he did all that\nto me in only one minute...\n
[13:43] ---
He loosened my stiff shoulders and back,\n
[13:46] ---
gave me a lymphatic oil massage,\n
[13:50] ---
got me changed at top speed...\n
[13:53] ---
and then to do that slithery\nthing with his tentacles?\n
[13:57] ---
What thing?!
[13:59] ---
What did you do, Koro Sensei?\n
[14:02] ---
Oh, you know, grown-ups need grown-up care.\n
[14:05] ---
That's the face of a guilty grown-up!\n
[14:07] ---
Back to the classroom, now.\n
[14:09] ---
Yes, sir.\n
[14:11] ---
This is unforgivable. I've never\nsuffered such an unsightly failure!\n
[14:16] ---
I am a pro, and I shall repay him for this disgrace!
[14:23] ---
"Study Hall"\n
[14:27] ---
That octopus better not think a pro like me\n
[14:30] ---
is already out of ideas.\n
[14:32] ---
I'll need all-new supplies.\n
[14:34] ---
Dammit! Why doesn't this\nbackwoods school have Wi-Fi?!\n
[14:38] ---
You're trying awful hard, Ms. Bitch.\n
[14:41] ---
Your pride must be in tatters after that.\n
[14:45] ---
Excuse me...\n
[14:46] ---
What?\n
[14:47] ---
If you won't teach us anything,\ncould you swap with Koro Sensei?\n
[14:52] ---
We've got entrance exams this year.\n
[14:54] ---
Ha! You want that vicious\ncreature to teach you?\n
[14:57] ---
You think your exams compare\nat all to a planetary crisis?\n
[15:01] ---
Must be nice being a clueless kid!\n
[15:03] ---
Besides, I understand you E-Class students\n
[15:07] ---
are the school's loser misfits.\n
[15:10] ---
There can't be any point to studying now.
[15:13] ---
I know--how about this?\n
[15:16] ---
If my attempt succeeds,\nI'll give you 5 million yen to share!\n
[15:21] ---
That's far more than you'd gain\nfrom any pointless schoolwork!\n
[15:24] ---
So shut up and do as I...\n
[15:27] ---
Get out.\n
[15:34] ---
--Get out, you damn bitch!\n--Bring in Koro Sensei!\n
[15:37] ---
Wh-Where'd all this come from?! I'll kill you all!\n
[15:40] ---
"No Big Boobs!!"\nI'd like to see you try!\n
[15:41] ---
"No Big Boobs!!"\nYeah, that's right! Down with big boobs!\n
[15:43] ---
That's your complaint?
[15:47] ---
"Staff Room"\n
[15:48] ---
What is with those brats?!
[15:50] ---
They're sharing space with\na fine woman like me--\n
[15:53] ---
and they're not grateful?!\n
[15:55] ---
They're not--hence the classroom chaos.\n
[16:00] ---
Go apologize to them--\n
[16:02] ---
if you want to stick around\nfor another attempt, that is.\n
[16:04] ---
Why should I? I have\nno teaching experience!\n
[16:08] ---
Let me focus on assassination!\n
[16:12] ---
All right, then. Come with me.\n
[16:16] ---
Erromango, one of the islands of\nVanuatu, or the New Hebrides...\n
[16:20] ---
What's he doing?
[16:22] ---
Writing test questions.\n
[16:24] ---
It's what he does every\nWednesday during sixth period.\n
[16:29] ---
It sure seems to be taking a long time.\n
[16:32] ---
At Mach 20, shouldn't those\ntests be written already?\n
[16:36] ---
They're different for each student.\n
[16:40] ---
He writes individualized questions,\ntaking into account\n
[16:43] ---
the students' best and worst subjects.\n
[16:47] ---
Chiba has spatial figures down pat.\n
[16:50] ---
Why don't I give him a slightly\ntougher trick question?\n
[16:54] ---
He has advanced intelligence and speed,\n
[16:56] ---
this dangerous creature\nwho'll destroy the Earth.\n
[16:59] ---
And his teaching work is close to perfect.\n
[17:04] ---
Take that!\n
[17:06] ---
Now look at the students.\n
[17:09] ---
They're just fooling around.\n
[17:11] ---
It's training: how to accurately\nstrike a moving target with a knife.\n
[17:15] ---
--Assassination badminton. I taught them that.\n--Attack!\n
[17:17] ---
--That's a thrust: 3 points.\n--Whaaat?\n
[17:20] ---
Target and teacher,\n
[17:22] ---
assassins and students.\n
[17:23] ---
Here in this bizarre classroom\nthat creature's made for us,\n
[17:27] ---
everyone has two roles to play.\n
[17:31] ---
You make a big deal out of being a pro,\n
[17:34] ---
but if you can't be both an assassin and a teacher,
[17:38] ---
then this is the worst\nplace for a pro like you.\n
[17:44] ---
You okay?\n
[17:45] ---
Sheesh!\n
[17:46] ---
If you want to stay here\nand keep going after him,\n
[17:50] ---
don't look down on these students.\n
[18:11] ---
"You're incredible in bed." Repeat.\n
[18:16] ---
Come on!\n
[18:17] ---
"Y-You are incredible in bed."\n
[18:22] ---
When I assassinated a certain VIP in America,\n
[18:25] ---
I first turned on the charm\nto get close to his bodyguard.\n
[18:29] ---
Those are the words he said to me. They mean:\n
[18:34] ---
"You're great in the sack!"\n
[18:37] ---
Just what are you making\nus junior-high kids say?!\n
[18:40] ---
It's often said that the fastest\nway to learn another language\n
[18:43] ---
is to get yourself a lover who speaks it.\n
[18:47] ---
You want to know what they're feeling,\n
[18:50] ---
so you try your hardest to\nunderstand what they say.\n
[18:53] ---
When necessary in the course of my work...\n
[18:54] ---
"David" "Christiano" "Nemanja" "Eric" "Ji Sung" "Shinji" "Howard"\nWhen necessary in the course of my work...\n
[18:56] ---
I have used that method to learn\nmore than a few new languages.\n
[18:59] ---
Therefore, my lessons will teach\nyou how to sweet-talk foreigners.\n
[19:04] ---
The basics of chummy chats,\nstraight from a pro assassin:\n
[19:09] ---
Master them and they'll come in\nhandy with a real live foreigner.\n
[19:13] ---
A foreigner!\n
[19:14] ---
"Depp-ish" "Jolie-esque"\nA foreigner!\n
[19:16] ---
Let that octopus teach you\nwhat you need for your exams.\n
[19:20] ---
The only thing I can teach you\nis practical conversation skills.\n
[19:25] ---
And if you still don't think of me as a teacher,
[19:29] ---
I'll give up on my assassination and leave.\n
[19:33] ---
Th-That ought to fly with you all.\n
[19:37] ---
And... I'm sorry about all that stuff.\n
[19:46] ---
Why so nervous? You were\njust threatening to kill us!\n
[19:51] ---
She's totally a teacher now.\n
[19:54] ---
We can't call you "Ms. Bitch" anymore.\n
[19:57] ---
You... you understand!\n
[20:01] ---
It was a pretty rude thing to call a teacher.
[20:04] ---
Yeah. We need something else.\n
[20:07] ---
How 'bout "Professor Bitch"?\n
[20:10] ---
Er... how about we move away\nfrom the whole "bitch" thing?\n
[20:15] ---
Just call me by my first name. I don't mi--\n
[20:18] ---
But that "bitch" thing\nreally isn't going away.\n
[20:23] ---
Yeah. "Professor Bitch" fits her\nway better than "Ms. Irina."\n
[20:27] ---
Well, there you have it.\nWelcome, Professor Bitch!\n
[20:30] ---
Let's get started, Professor Bitch!\n
[20:34] ---
I hate you all so much!
[20:38] ---
She's fitting right in.\n
[20:40] ---
More or less.\n
[20:43] ---
Don't screw with me!\nBunch of rotten brats!\n
[20:48] ---
Thank you, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[20:51] ---
I want my students to be able to\nconverse with an actual foreigner,\n
[20:56] ---
and really, who better than\na globetrotting assassin?\n
[21:02] ---
You mean he saw all this coming?\n
[21:06] ---
Time to top off my sugar reserves\n
[21:07] ---
--after all that hard mental work!\n--He stubbornly refuses to say\n
[21:10] ---
why he started teaching the E Class.\n
[21:12] ---
But the more we make this place\nthe ideal assassination environment,\n
[21:17] ---
the more we're lured into making it\nthe ideal learning environment.\n
[21:20] ---
--Aren't you cute?! --I am not!
[21:23] ---
This monster's got us all\nat the tips of his tentacles.\n
[21:28] ---
There'll be a big taste test tonight!\n
[21:42] ---
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:49] ---
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:55] ---
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
*She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
*Shine again *
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[00:08] ---
Thanks, I really appreciate the help.\n
[00:11] ---
Even with all your tentacles\n
[00:14] ---
you still can't carry everyone's\nlab equipment all at once!\n
[00:17] ---
But now it'll be a one-trip job!\n
[00:21] ---
You truly are dependable. It's only\nnatural that you're class officers.\n
[00:25] ---
You could've done it in multiple,\nMach-speed trips just as easily, though.\n
[00:29] ---
No, no. Having some helping hands\nmakes this all the merrier.\n
[00:33] ---
--Tell me, sir.\n--Yes?\n
[00:35] ---
Do you feel at home in our E Class now?\n
[00:38] ---
Oh, you're seriously asking him that?\n
[00:40] ---
Yes. I very much enjoy being your teacher.\n
[00:45] ---
That's weird.\n
[00:46] ---
Is it?\n
[00:48] ---
Of course it is!\n
[00:49] ---
A bizarre creature like you, in charge of us?\n
[00:52] ---
It's just a matter of\ngetting used to it, I guess.\n
[00:55] ---
You actually teach us. I'd say\nthat makes you borderline okay.\n
[00:59] ---
I guess so.\n
[01:03] ---
Even if you are an assassination target.
[01:07] ---
That's a vital detail!\n
[01:09] ---
Be sure not to forget it!\n
[01:14] ---
He actually finished prepping while\ndodging three knives at once...\n
[01:19] ---
You okay, Maehara?\n
[01:20] ---
Y-Yeah...\n
[01:22] ---
You know a sneak attack *that *simple just isn't gonna cut it.
[01:25] ---
All right! Let's begin our lesson!\n
[01:38] ---
*The theory... of savage youth! *
[01:47] ---
*I only speak when it's time to act *
[01:51] ---
*I know that's pretty cool
[01:53] ---
(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
[01:56] ---
*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
[02:00] ---
*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
[02:07] ---
*What's this wave of irritation? *
[02:10] ---
*Proof of our existence? *
[02:13] ---
*Look up at the moon and up you go *
[02:16] ---
*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
[02:21] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[02:25] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[02:28] ---
*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
[02:35] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
[02:38] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
[02:41] ---
"Whatever" is easy to say *
[02:45] ---
*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
[02:51] ---
*But still: youth, to the future! *
[02:57] ---
*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
[03:04] ---
"Episode 5: Assembly Time"\n
[03:12] ---
It's bright red...\n
[03:14] ---
All right!\n
[03:15] ---
And that concludes our experiment\nto extract artificial coloring...\n
[03:20] ---
...from snack food!\n
[03:22] ---
I'll be taking the leftover snacks now!\n
[03:24] ---
What?!\n
[03:25] ---
We bought those ourselves!\n
[03:28] ---
He used this as an excuse to swipe snacks\n'cause payday isn't until tomorrow.\n
[03:32] ---
Why is a super-organism that can destroy\nEarth living paycheck to paycheck?\n
[03:40] ---
Um, sir...\n
[03:43] ---
Can I help you, Okuda?\n
[03:46] ---
Um...\n
[03:49] ---
This is poison! Please drink it!\n
[03:53] ---
Now that's straightforward.
[03:54] ---
I guess... that's too much to ask?\n
[03:57] ---
My, this is certainly an honest\nassassination attempt, Okuda.\n
[04:01] ---
W-Well, um...\n
[04:04] ---
I'm not good at surprise attacks\nand stuff like everyone else...\n
[04:08] ---
But I am good at chemistry,
[04:12] ---
so I made this with all my heart and soul!\n
[04:14] ---
Heart and soul?\n
[04:16] ---
O-Okuda...\n
[04:17] ---
No one would be dumb enough\nto drink it just like that.\n
[04:20] ---
Well, then!\n
[04:22] ---
I would be delighted to!\n
[04:24] ---
--No way!\n--He drank it!\n
[04:28] ---
Th-This is...!\n
[04:31] ---
Is it working?!\n
[04:33] ---
Is this for real?!\n
[04:39] ---
He, uh, grew horns.\n
[04:41] ---
Ah, yes. This tastes like sodium hydroxide.\n
[04:44] ---
It's poisonous to humans,\nbut not me, I'm afraid.\n
[04:48] ---
Oh...\n
[04:50] ---
There are two others, correct?\n
[04:52] ---
Y-Yes!\n
[04:53] ---
All right, then!\n
[05:05] ---
This time he grew wings!\n
[05:06] ---
His face is starting to get pretty fancy!\n
[05:09] ---
Ah, thallium acetate.\n
[05:11] ---
Now for the last one!\n
[05:17] ---
--What's going to happen?!\n--What's the last one gonna do?!\n
[05:24] ---
He's gone straight-faced.\n
[05:26] ---
His changes are just too unpredictable!\n
[05:28] ---
--Aqua regia, I see.\n--No expression at all!\n
[05:30] ---
--The only effect they have is on my face.\n--He's like an emoji!\n
[05:32] ---
Even if you hate me,\nplease don't hate assassination.\n
[05:36] ---
What brought that on?!\n
[05:39] ---
Also, Okuda.\n
[05:41] ---
I can't overlook a student making\npoison unsupervised. It's not safe.\n
[05:46] ---
Yes, sir. I apologize.\n
[05:48] ---
If you have time later...\n
[05:50] ---
...why don't we work *together *on a poison that will kill me?
[05:55] ---
O-Okay!\n
[05:56] ---
Making poison with the target?
[05:59] ---
I'll ask her about the details later.\n
[06:03] ---
--All right!\n--Here it comes!\n
[06:04] ---
Hurry!\n
[06:07] ---
--All right!\n--Got it!\n
[06:09] ---
Heads up!\n
[06:10] ---
Score!\n
[06:13] ---
Say, Karasuma.\n
[06:17] ---
It's sweltering here, don't you think?\n
[06:20] ---
Don't you agree, Karasuma?\n
[06:22] ---
If you're hot, then don't get so close.\n
[06:25] ---
I'm not your target. Stop fooling around.\n
[06:28] ---
What a stick in the mud.\n
[06:30] ---
If you hope to remain here as a teacher,\nI suggest you pull yourself together.\n
[06:35] ---
It's so humid and sticky here. It's disgusting.\n
[06:38] ---
Why doesn't this campus\nhave any air conditioning?\n
[06:41] ---
I have asked the administration for renovations, but they refuse.
[06:46] ---
Huh?\n
[06:47] ---
--Damn!\n--Nice! That was a clean hit!\n
[06:50] ---
That's just the type of place this is.\n
[06:54] ---
Now let's add it into the ethanol.\n
[06:58] ---
Oh. Be careful not to inhale the fumes.\n
[07:01] ---
Yes, sir!\n
[07:02] ---
Your grades in science class are superb, but...
[07:06] ---
But everything else goes right over my head.\n
[07:09] ---
It's only natural that I\nended up in the E Class.\n
[07:13] ---
Language arts, especially.\n
[07:15] ---
I never know the right\nway to phrase things\n
[07:19] ---
or how to express my feelings as a person.\n
[07:26] ---
But I'm okay with that.\n
[07:29] ---
Because equations and formulas\nalways have a right answer.\n
[07:34] ---
They're free of fussy word games\nand complicated emotions.\n
[07:42] ---
That's true.\n
[07:44] ---
In that case...\n
[07:46] ---
I have a homework assignment for you.\n
[07:49] ---
Handle it with utmost care!\n
[07:57] ---
So he told you to bring that poison to class?\n
[08:01] ---
Yeah!\n
[08:02] ---
He said it should theoretically work the best!\n
[08:05] ---
He even made a manga out of\nhow to store poison correctly.\n
[08:09] ---
He's always ready to lend a hand.
[08:12] ---
"Proper Storage of Poisonous Substances"\n
[08:12] ---
"Proper Storage of Poisonous Substances"\nA poison that’ll kill him? What is he thinking?\n
[08:18] ---
I'm guessing it's his way of encouraging me!\n
[08:21] ---
I think he wants me to hone my strengths,\neven if I'm not good with words!\n
[08:26] ---
Okay, everyone!\n
[08:28] ---
--Please be seated!\n--He's here! Go give it to him!\n
[08:30] ---
I brought it, sir!\n
[08:32] ---
Oh, well done!\n
[08:35] ---
Then I'll drink it at once!\n
[08:46] ---
--Thank you, Okuda.\n--Huh?\n
[08:49] ---
Thanks to your concoction,\nI can advance to a new level.\n
[08:55] ---
What... do you mean?\n
[09:03] ---
"Phew"\n
[09:06] ---
He melted?!\n
[09:07] ---
I actually had you make a tonic\n
[09:09] ---
that would stimulate my cells\nand enhance my fluidity.\n
[09:16] ---
As a liquid, I can now fit\ninto the tightest of spaces.\n
[09:21] ---
Uh, why are you in there?\n
[09:22] ---
What's more, I'm still... as speedy as ever!\n
[09:25] ---
--Go ahead! Try and off me!\n--This is one messed-up teacher!\n
[09:27] ---
What was that poison, Okuda?!
[09:29] ---
Y-You tricked me, Koro Sensei!\n
[09:33] ---
Having the verbal aptitude to deceive others\nis a vital part of assassination, Okuda.\n
[09:38] ---
Huh?\n
[09:39] ---
Verbal aptitude?\n
[09:41] ---
Even the most potent of poisons is wasted\n
[09:43] ---
if you offer it in such a naïve way\n
[09:46] ---
that your target can take advantage of you.
[09:49] ---
Nagisa. How would you try to poison me?
[09:53] ---
Huh? Hmm...\n
[09:55] ---
I'd probably mix it into\na sweet drink you like...\n
[09:58] ---
--For you!\n--Thanks!\n
[09:59] ---
...and then offer it to you\nas a special drink I made.\n
[10:02] ---
Yes.\n
[10:04] ---
To deceive someone, you must\nunderstand their feelings\n
[10:08] ---
and communicate with them creatively.\n
[10:11] ---
Language is the key to\nan effective poisoning.\n
[10:16] ---
Your scientific talent will\nsomeday be useful to everyone.\n
[10:20] ---
So, to explain things clearly to\nas many people as possible...\n
[10:24] ---
...I hope you'll continue to develop\nthe language skills to poison someone.\n
[10:29] ---
I-I will!\n
[10:33] ---
Yep. Assassination is the *least *of everyone's worries right now.
[10:37] ---
Even a student brandishing a powerful poison\n
[10:39] ---
is a powerless, regular student\nin the face of Koro Sensei.\n
[10:45] ---
I guess taking our teacher's life\nis still a distant dream for us all.\n
[11:03] ---
Hurry!\n
[11:04] ---
If we're late, who knows what\nthey'll do to us this time!\n
[11:08] ---
Oh, yeah. Last time we had to\nclean out the main campus' flowerbeds.\n
[11:11] ---
Man, that was rough.\nTheir flowerbeds are way too huge.\n
[11:15] ---
You slacked off the entire time!\n
[11:18] ---
Did I?\n
[11:19] ---
Ugh! Why are we the only ones\nwho gotta put up with this?!\n
[11:27] ---
Surprise!\n
[11:27] ---
"Tell Us, Kunudon!"\nSurprise!\n
[11:27] ---
Tell us, Kunudon!\n
[11:30] ---
Hi, everybody! It's me, Kunudon!\n
[11:32] ---
Kunudon!\n
[11:34] ---
"E Class"\n"Down-the-Mountain Game"\n
[11:35] ---
To keep its underachievers from\naffecting the rest of the student body,\n
[11:39] ---
the E Class has its own special building,\nfar away from the main campus!\n
[11:43] ---
Really? That's super!\n
[11:46] ---
Normally, E Class students aren't\nallowed to set foot on the main campus.\n
[11:49] ---
The only exception is when they come\ndown the mountain for school assemblies.\n
[11:54] ---
All on their lunch break, of course!\n
[11:59] ---
Th-The bridge!\n
[12:01] ---
All right, who told us this was a shortcut?!\n
[12:03] ---
Okajima!\n
[12:06] ---
To maintain discipline,\nthe scumbag members of E Class\n
[12:10] ---
are required to line up in the gymnasium\nbefore all the other classes!\n
[12:14] ---
Good luck!\n
[12:17] ---
Snakes!\n
[12:18] ---
Okajima!\n
[12:21] ---
Get yer scummy asses in gear!\n
[12:23] ---
I expect a "yes, sir!"\n
[12:25] ---
Sir, yes, sir! Yaaay!\n
[12:29] ---
Boulders!\n
[12:31] ---
O-Okajima!\n
[12:35] ---
Who prodded that beehive?!\n
[12:38] ---
Okajima!\n
[12:41] ---
He's... sure gone through a lot.\n
[12:44] ---
I hope he'll be okay...\n
[12:46] ---
Yeah.\n
[12:49] ---
Oh, man... Please, no more\nbees or anything else...\n
[12:53] ---
Luckily, Okajima took the brunt of it for us.\n
[12:56] ---
Are you all right?\n
[12:58] ---
Mr. Karasuma!\n
[12:59] ---
There's no rush. We'll arrive\nwith plenty of time at this pace.\n
[13:03] ---
Hold on...\n
[13:06] ---
...you brats!\n
[13:07] ---
Oh! Professor Bitch!\n
[13:11] ---
No one told me about a\nclass trip during lunch break!\n
[13:15] ---
Wow, you're a real mess, Professor Bitch.\n
[13:16] ---
It's extra-exhausting running in heels!\n
[13:19] ---
Mr. Karasuma,\n
[13:20] ---
where's Koro Sensei?\n
[13:22] ---
We can't afford to have\nthe other students see him,\n
[13:26] ---
so he's been told to wait at the old campus.\n
[13:28] ---
I'm an outcast, all alone...\n
[13:30] ---
Shunned Sensei...\n
[13:31] ---
The main campus isn't far now. Let's go.\n
[13:35] ---
Okay...\n
[13:36] ---
"Goal"\n
[13:46] ---
Th-That sucked...\n
[13:50] ---
We made it in time.\n
[13:51] ---
Somehow or other.\n
[13:53] ---
Come on, guys! Let's hurry and line up!\n
[13:56] ---
--Okay...\n--Yeah, yeah...\n
[14:06] ---
Nagisa!\n
[14:09] ---
So glad you could make it!\n
[14:11] ---
Tough trip comin' down the mountain, I bet!\n
[14:17] ---
There's an all-school assembly once a month.\n
[14:19] ---
Even here, the E Class\ngets "special" treatment.\n
[14:23] ---
And we're forced to endure all of it.\n
[14:27] ---
Essentially, you are the cream of\nthe crop--this nation's chosen elite!\n
[14:33] ---
I, your school dean, can vouch for that!\n
[14:35] ---
But, if you're not careful...\n
[14:38] ---
you could end up like certain\nother good-for-nothings!\n
[14:45] ---
Now, now. We mustn't laugh at their expense.\n
[14:48] ---
--Hey, Nagisa. Where's Karma?\n--I suppose my comment was out of line.\n
[14:51] ---
Ditching.\n
[14:52] ---
What?!\n
[14:53] ---
Just him?!\n
[14:55] ---
He knows he'll get punished\nfor blowing off the assembly,\n
[14:57] ---
but says he doesn't care.\n
[15:00] ---
It's times like this I wish *I *was an honor-student bad boy.
[15:04] ---
I hear ya.\n
[15:09] ---
This method is always so effective, sir!\n
[15:12] ---
It's why our students'\nacceptance rate into top universities--\n
[15:16] ---
3-E aside--is extremely high!\n
[15:19] ---
This is preparation for\nthe real world, so to speak.\n
[15:22] ---
Now is our chance to instill in them\nthe will to avoid being failures.\n
[15:27] ---
Sadly enough, people develop the most\n
[15:30] ---
when they have someone else to\ndiscriminate against and scorn.\n
[15:33] ---
That makes sense!\n
[15:35] ---
I always act based on reason.\n
[15:37] ---
Whether it's school administration\nor even assassination,\n
[15:40] ---
adhering to logic is all that matters.\n
[15:43] ---
Next is an address by the student council.\n
[15:46] ---
Please start your preparations, student council.\n
[15:48] ---
--Hello. I'm Karasuma, the E Class teacher.\n--Who's that teacher?\n
[15:50] ---
--Hello. I'm Karasuma, the E Class teacher.\n--He's so stylish and cool!\n
[15:51] ---
As I work on a separate campus,\nI thought I'd use this chance to say hello.\n
[15:54] ---
--Uh... okay!\n--Hey!\n
[15:57] ---
Check it out!\n
[15:58] ---
Oh!\n
[16:00] ---
Oh, Mr. Karasuma!\n
[16:02] ---
We decorated our knife sheaths!\n
[16:04] ---
Cute, huh!\n
[16:06] ---
I don't mind if they're cute,\njust don't wave them around here!\n
[16:09] ---
We can't let the other classes find out about the assassination!
[16:12] ---
Y-Yes, sir...\n
[16:14] ---
Who's he? An E Class teacher?\n
[16:16] ---
They all seem to get along...\n
[16:18] ---
I'm jealous.\n
[16:20] ---
All the guys and teachers\nin our class are butt-ugly.\n
[16:34] ---
Whoa! Who's that super-hot foreign lady?!\n
[16:40] ---
Professor Bitch was ready to\ndrop just a minute ago, too.\n
[16:46] ---
W-Wait for me...\n
[16:49] ---
Vanity's in her veins, all right.\n
[16:52] ---
Is she an E Class teacher too?\n
[16:55] ---
So cool...\n
[16:57] ---
Why are you here?\n
[16:59] ---
Don't give me that. I'm their teacher, too.\n
[17:02] ---
Then you do consider yourself one?
[17:04] ---
Besides, I wanted to check out\nthe other students, too.\n
[17:10] ---
All duds.\n
[17:11] ---
Oh, yeah.\n
[17:13] ---
Nagisa.\n
[17:15] ---
This is my chance, now that\nthat octopus isn't around.\n
[17:17] ---
You've been keeping track of\nall of his weaknesses, right?\n
[17:22] ---
Let me borrow your notebook.\n
[17:26] ---
What? But I already told you\nall of his useful weaknesses.\n
[17:30] ---
Oh, you! You're just trying\nto hide the really big stuff!\n
[17:33] ---
No, I'm serious--\n
[17:35] ---
Come on! Give it to me, kid!\n
[17:37] ---
Don't make me smother you!\n
[17:39] ---
I can't breathe...! Your boobs\nare too much, Professor Bitch!\n
[17:43] ---
I am so jealous...
[17:45] ---
She's... a bitch...\n
[17:47] ---
What the hell?\n
[17:49] ---
--The End Class isn't supposed to have fun!\n--Ow! That hurts!\n
[17:54] ---
All right!\n
[17:55] ---
The student council events are explained\non the handouts you've just been given.\n
[17:59] ---
Huh? What?\n
[18:01] ---
Where are ours?\n
[18:04] ---
Excuse me, sir!\nE Class didn't get any handouts!\n
[18:07] ---
Oh?\n
[18:08] ---
You didn't get any? Now that's strange...\n
[18:12] ---
I'm sorry! It seems we\nforgot to make some for 3-E!\n
[18:15] ---
I guess you'll just have to\nmemorize it all before you leave!\n
[18:20] ---
In fact, you and your classmates could\nstand to sharpen your memory anyway!\n
[18:25] ---
What the hell?\nCould he be any more sadistic?\n
[18:32] ---
Isogai.\n
[18:36] ---
What are you--?!\n
[18:37] ---
Oh, there we go!\n
[18:39] ---
Everyone has a handwritten\ncopy now, it would seem.\n
[18:42] ---
"Student Council Newsletter"\n
[18:43] ---
"Student Council Newsletter"\nYes, sir!\n
[18:44] ---
Oh, we got our handouts!\nPlease continue, sir!\n
[18:47] ---
What? N-No way! How?!\n
[18:50] ---
Hey, now! Who killed our fun?!\n
[18:53] ---
Er, um... Ahem!\n
[18:56] ---
Let us continue!\n
[18:58] ---
Let's take a look at the upcoming\nstudent council schedule.\n
[19:02] ---
The student council...\n
[19:03] ---
You were told not to show yourself to the rest of the school!
[19:05] ---
Your very existence is\na state secret, you know!\n
[19:08] ---
Oh, come now. My disguise is flawless.\n
[19:11] ---
No one will ever know.\n
[19:13] ---
He must've gotten lonely.\n
[19:15] ---
Can't blame him, I guess.\n
[19:17] ---
Whoa, I don't remember seeing that teacher just a minute ago...
[19:21] ---
He seems kind of big. And... wriggly.\n
[19:24] ---
Plus, that other teacher\nis going at it with him.\n
[19:27] ---
Is she trying to stab him?
[19:28] ---
Ow! That hurts!\n
[19:32] ---
Now the lady teacher's being taken away...\n
[19:34] ---
None of this makes sense.\n
[19:36] ---
That's Professor Bitch for you!\n
[19:43] ---
We're going on ahead, Nagisa!\n
[19:45] ---
Okay! I'll catch up after\nI buy something to drink!\n
[19:50] ---
Hey. Nagisa.\n
[19:52] ---
Don't you think you guys are\ngettin' a bit carried away?\n
[19:56] ---
--Huh?\n--Laughin' during the assembly and stuff...\n
[19:59] ---
You should learn some respect!\n
[20:01] ---
E Class oughta just keep\nits head down and shut up.\n
[20:05] ---
You got crappy lives\nweighin' ya down, after all.\n
[20:09] ---
Hey. What's with that dirty look?\n
[20:15] ---
This damn school...\n
[20:19] ---
None of the students\ntrying to assassinate me...\n
[20:22] ---
...would ever succumb to students of their level.
[20:26] ---
Say something, E Class!\n
[20:29] ---
You want me to kill you?!\n
[20:32] ---
Kill?\n
[20:34] ---
Kill...\n
[20:37] ---
"Kill," huh?\n
[20:44] ---
As if you've ever tried to kill anyone before.
[20:54] ---
Wh-What was that?
[20:58] ---
Bloodlust?\n
[21:00] ---
See? My students are much more... motivated.\n
[21:08] ---
The E Class...\n
[21:10] ---
The End Class is shoving normal\nstudents aside undauntedly.\n
[21:15] ---
That doesn't make sense. Not in my school.\n
[21:19] ---
It seems I'll have to make a few changes.\n
[21:23] ---
The assassination can wait.\n
[21:25] ---
This is my top priority now.
[21:42] ---
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:50] ---
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:56] ---
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:07] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
*She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
*Shine again *
6 - Test Time
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[00:06] ---
"Old Campus"\n
[00:08] ---
Now, then, class...\n
[00:10] ---
Shall we begin?\n
[00:12] ---
Begin what?
[00:14] ---
--Midterm time has rolled around.\n--Yes, that's right.\n
[00:17] ---
And that's why this period\n
[00:18] ---
will be spent in a high-speed study session!\n
[00:22] ---
My clones can work with you one-on-one\n
[00:24] ---
to drill you on each of your worst subjects.\n
[00:28] ---
Ridiculous. He even switches\nheadbands for each subject.\n
[00:34] ---
Hey! Why do I get a Naruto headband?!
[00:37] ---
I think Koro Sensei\n
[00:38] ---
is getting faster and faster.\n
[00:41] ---
Six Japanese, eight math, three social studies,\n
[00:45] ---
four science, four English, one Naruto.
[00:49] ---
Splitting up for each student like that?\n
[00:52] ---
It wasn't too long ago that he could\nonly handle four or five clones.\n
[00:56] ---
No sneak assassinations now, Karma!\n
[00:59] ---
Dodging will disrupt my persistence of vision!\n
[01:02] ---
These clones are so fine and delicate.\n
[01:06] ---
But do you have any strength\nleft after making them?\n
[01:09] ---
Not to worry.\n
[01:11] ---
I have one clone resting outside.\n
[01:13] ---
How is that helping?!
[01:16] ---
This power-up in acceleration...\n
[01:18] ---
I wonder if it's preparation\nfor destroying the Earth in a year.\n
[01:23] ---
No matter how you slice it,\nhe's one tricky target for us killers.\n
[01:27] ---
So,\n
[01:27] ---
do you understand so far, Nagisa?\n
[01:31] ---
Yes, sir.\n
[01:32] ---
If you're facing exams...\nhe's a good teacher to have.\n
[01:42] ---
*The theory... of savage youth! *
[01:51] ---
*I only speak when it's time to act *
[01:55] ---
*I know that's pretty cool
[01:57] ---
(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
[02:00] ---
*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
[02:04] ---
*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
[02:10] ---
*What's this wave of irritation? *
[02:14] ---
*Proof of our existence? *
[02:17] ---
*Look up at the moon and up you go *
[02:20] ---
*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
[02:25] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[02:29] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[02:32] ---
*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
[02:39] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
[02:42] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
[02:45] ---
"Whatever" is easy to say *
[02:49] ---
*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
[02:55] ---
*But still: youth, to the future! *
[03:01] ---
*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
[03:07] ---
"Episode 6: Test Time"\n
[03:15] ---
"Staff Room"\nI want to line up the colors \n
[03:16] ---
on this cube--all of them, and quickly,\nwith a method anyone could use.\n
[03:21] ---
Goodbye, Koro Sensei!\n
[03:22] ---
How would you go about it,\n
[03:24] ---
--Hope you manage to kill me tomorrow!\n--teachers?\n
[03:27] ---
The answer is simple.\n
[03:30] ---
"Principal Gakuho Asano"\n
[03:30] ---
Take them apart and put them\nback together again. Very logical.\n
[03:36] ---
We meet at last, Koro Sensei.\n
[03:41] ---
He says he's the principal of this place.\n
[03:44] ---
As teachers, he's our boss.\n
[03:48] ---
My, my--you've come all this way (knead knead)!\n
[03:50] ---
Say, might I receive a little bump in my salary?\n
[03:54] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #6:\nSubservient to higher-ups"\n
[03:56] ---
I must apologize.\n
[03:59] ---
I'd meant to come pay my respects.\n
[04:03] ---
The Ministry of Defense and\nMr. Karasuma have told me all about you.\n
[04:08] ---
I can't claim to understand everything, but...\n
[04:14] ---
How very sad you are. Looking to\nbecome the savior of the world,\n
[04:21] ---
only to fall into the role of the\ngreat villain who would destroy it.\n
[04:26] ---
Savior? Villain?\n
[04:29] ---
But let's set that aside for now.\n
[04:33] ---
Struggle as I might, I cannot hope\nto save the planet from its crisis.\n
[04:38] ---
Barring the unexpected, I'll stay out\nof your assassination altogether.\n
[04:44] ---
You've certainly paid me enough.\n
[04:48] ---
That will be helpful.\n
[04:49] ---
Well, aren't you rational!\nI do like a rational man.\n
[04:55] ---
I'm honored. However...\n
[04:59] ---
As principal, I must consider\nwhat's in store next year and beyond,\n
[05:03] ---
should the Earth survive.\n
[05:05] ---
In other words, if someone\ndoes happen to kill you,\n
[05:09] ---
what is this school's future?\n
[05:12] ---
Frankly, we need the E Class to remain as it is.\n
[05:21] ---
As it is? You mean, with rock-bottom\ngrades and treatment, like now?\n
[05:26] ---
Yes. Are you familiar with\nthe worker ant principle?\n
[05:31] ---
In any group, 20 percent will be lazy,\n20 percent will work hard,\n
[05:36] ---
and the remaining 60 percent will be average.\n
[05:40] ---
My goal is a group with 5 percent\nslackers and 95 percent hard workers.\n
[05:48] ---
"I don't want to be like the E Class."\n
[05:51] ---
"I don't want to be in the E Class."
[05:53] ---
With 95 percent of students thus determined,\n
[05:57] ---
my ideal ratio is attainable.\n
[06:01] ---
I see. How logical.\n
[06:04] ---
Then the 5 percent in the E Class\nmust be kept weak and pitiful.\n
[06:09] ---
I received a complaint from\nthe D Class teacher today:\n
[06:14] ---
"A student from E Class\nglared at one of my students\n
[06:18] ---
and threatened to kill him."\n
[06:23] ---
I'm sure the glare is part and parcel\nof the whole assassination thing.\n
[06:27] ---
And that's fine.\n
[06:29] ---
The problem\n
[06:31] ---
lies in a student with rock-bottom\ngrades defying a regular one.\n
[06:37] ---
Under my policies, that cannot stand.\n
[06:42] ---
Please tell him in no uncertain\nterms to control himself.\n
[06:46] ---
Oh, and--Koro Sensei?\n
[06:48] ---
You have one second. Solve this.\n
[06:51] ---
What? Just like that?!\n
[06:53] ---
"One Second Later"\n
[06:55] ---
What the hell is this?!\n
[06:56] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #7:\nMetal ring puzzles freak him out"\n
[06:58] ---
Your amazing speed lives up to the hype.\n
[07:01] ---
No doubt you can dodge\nany attempt on your life.\n
[07:05] ---
But you know, Koro Sensei...\n
[07:08] ---
There are some problems speed can't solve.\n
[07:15] ---
Now, if you'll excuse me.\n
[07:24] ---
Hey there! Looking forward to seeing\nyour midterm results! Good luck.\n
[07:38] ---
With that dry "good luck,"\n
[07:41] ---
I went from being an assassin\nback to the End Class, just like that.\n
[07:48] ---
As a target, this guy is practically invincible.\n
[07:52] ---
His assassination is\nentirely within his control.\n
[07:56] ---
But as a teacher, there's someone\nmore powerful pulling the strings:\n
[08:04] ---
the principal of Kunugigaoka\nAcademy, Gakuho Asano.\n
[08:08] ---
"Education's Favored Son"\n
[08:09] ---
A shrewd manager who, in its first ten years,\nmade this school one of the nation's best.\n
[08:15] ---
There's no escaping the\nstructure he's built here.\n
[08:20] ---
Not even for you.\n
[08:26] ---
"The Next Day"\n
[08:28] ---
Good morning, class.\n
[08:31] ---
Today I've tried making even more of me!\n
[08:34] ---
That's way too many!\n
[08:37] ---
Now, let's begin.\n
[08:39] ---
Even the afterimages are getting sloppy.\n
[08:41] ---
So sloppy, it's like he's\nturning into someone else!\n
[08:44] ---
What wrong, Koro Sensei? Isn't this a little too gung ho?
[08:48] ---
Hmm? Not at all!\n
[08:52] ---
We need the E Class to remain as it is.\n
[09:01] ---
You know, he does look pretty beat.\n
[09:04] ---
Maybe now's our chance!\n
[09:06] ---
Why's he teachering this hard, anyway?\n
[09:11] ---
All to get your test scores up!\nIf that happens...\n
[09:17] ---
Koro Sensei!\n
[09:19] ---
I got a good score--thanks to you!\n
[09:21] ---
"Students gazing at him with respect"\nI can't live without your classes, Koro Sensei!\n
[09:24] ---
"Students gazing at him with respect"\nI could never kill you!\n
[09:26] ---
"Local big-chested college students"\nOh, sir, help us study, too!\n
[09:28] ---
"who've heard how good he is"\nOh, sir, help us study, too!\n
[09:29] ---
...and with no fear of being killed,\nI'll be rolling in good fortune!\n
[09:35] ---
Uh,\n
[09:36] ---
the whole studying part is fine and all...\n
[09:39] ---
Yeah, but if we assassinate him,\nwe get ten billion yen.\n
[09:43] ---
And with ten billion, you don't need\ngood grades to live the good life!\n
[09:48] ---
I-Is that what you think?!\n
[09:50] ---
We're the End Class, Koro Sensei.\n
[09:53] ---
Assassination is way more\naccessible to us than any exam.\n
[09:59] ---
Ah. I see how it is.\n
[10:03] ---
How what is?\n
[10:06] ---
You still don't have what\nit takes to be assassins.\n
[10:12] ---
Out into the schoolyard, all of you!\n
[10:24] ---
What's the big idea, sendin' us\nall out into the yard like this?\n
[10:27] ---
Who knows? A bad mood\ncame over him all of a sudden.\n
[10:31] ---
One good thing about the E Class system\n
[10:34] ---
is its built-in remedial process.\n
[10:37] ---
By scoring in the top 50 of\n186 students on periodic exams\n
[10:42] ---
and receiving permission from\ntheir former teacher to return,\n
[10:46] ---
they can leave this outcast E Class.\n
[10:49] ---
However,\n
[10:50] ---
it's too difficult to meet these\nconditions given their poor grades\n
[10:55] ---
in this inferior academic environment.\n
[10:58] ---
Most E Class students,\n
[11:00] ---
with their sense of inferiority\nthat remediation is far out of reach,\n
[11:03] ---
accept this harsh discrimination.\n
[11:07] ---
What do you mean, hurry up?\n
[11:09] ---
Koro Sensei asked us to bring you.\n
[11:12] ---
Ms. Irina, let me ask you something\nas a professional assassin.\n
[11:17] ---
What is all this?
[11:19] ---
When you're on a job, do you\nhave one single plan prepared?\n
[11:25] ---
No...\n
[11:26] ---
It's not often that my\nmain plan goes as expected.\n
[11:30] ---
Making more detailed backup plans\nin preparation for any contingencies\n
[11:34] ---
is Assassination 101.\n
[11:36] ---
And you, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[11:39] ---
When you teach knife skills, is the\nfirst strike the only important one?\n
[11:46] ---
The first strike is of course\nthe most important,\n
[11:49] ---
but your next move matters, too.\n
[11:51] ---
Against a powerful foe,\n
[11:53] ---
your first blow is likely to be dodged,\n
[11:56] ---
so the precision with which you can\nland your second and third blows\n
[12:00] ---
can decide the fight.\n
[12:02] ---
Look, what are you getting at?\n
[12:06] ---
As your teachers have said,\n
[12:08] ---
having a trusty second step is what\nmakes for a confident assassin.\n
[12:13] ---
But what about you?\n
[12:16] ---
"We've got assassination, and that's enough,"\n
[12:19] ---
you think, and down go your academic goals.\n
[12:22] ---
You're just trying not to face the\nreason for your inferiority complex.\n
[12:28] ---
What if I got away from this classroom?\n
[12:32] ---
If another killer managed to do me in?\n
[12:36] ---
Without the assassination\nyou rely on, all you're left with\n
[12:39] ---
is good ol' E Class inferiority.\n
[12:43] ---
A word of advice from me to you,\nas you walk that fine line:\n
[12:49] ---
Those who can't wield a second blade\n
[12:52] ---
aren't qualified to be an assassin!\n
[13:04] ---
What the--?!\n
[13:05] ---
There's a huge tornado\non the E Class's mountain!\n
[13:10] ---
Show-off.\n
[13:25] ---
The yard was very uneven and\nfull of weeds. I tidied it up.\n
[13:35] ---
I am a super-creature capable\nof wiping out the Earth.\n
[13:39] ---
Flattening out this area\nhere is a piece of cake.\n
[13:44] ---
If you can't show me\nthat trusty second blade,\n
[13:49] ---
I'll know there's no assassin in\nthis classroom worth taking me on,\n
[13:54] ---
and I'll flatten this entire campus before I go.\n
[13:58] ---
A second blade? When?\n
[14:02] ---
Tomorrow, of course.\n
[14:06] ---
I want all of you in the top 50\nafter tomorrow's midterms.\n
[14:13] ---
I've already been developing\nyour second blades.\n
[14:18] ---
I don't use the doltish teaching\nmethods they do at the main campus.\n
[14:23] ---
Wield those blades with all confidence!\n
[14:28] ---
Succeed in your mission and hold\nyour head high, smiling, unashamed.\n
[14:33] ---
You are proud assassins--\nand proud members of the E Class!\n
[14:39] ---
Then...\n
[14:41] ---
...it was midterm time.\n
[14:55] ---
"3-E Midterms" "First Period: Math"\n
[15:05] ---
All students took these\nexams at the main campus,\n
[15:10] ---
which means it was an away game\nonly for us E Class students.\n
[15:26] ---
One knife isn't enough to kill it!\nWhat's with this Question 4?!\n
[15:31] ---
"Question 4"\n
[15:41] ---
I was well aware...\n
[15:45] ---
...that our school's exams are the pits.\n
[15:49] ---
Oh, no... I don't know where to begin!\n
[15:53] ---
If this keeps up, this question...\n
[15:59] ---
...will do me in!\n
[16:09] ---
Seriously? You'll really leave if\nthey don't all make the top fifty?\n
[16:14] ---
Yes.\n
[16:16] ---
No way in hell! They've had the\nworst grades until just recently!\n
[16:21] ---
I wonder. I don't know about the past,\nbut they're my students now.\n
[16:28] ---
When you're in a tight spot, protect yourself.\n
[16:32] ---
That's the weapon I've given them.\n
[16:41] ---
I'm sure I taught you this.\n
[16:43] ---
That's no mystery monster.\n
[16:46] ---
"Question 4"\n
[16:47] ---
Start by observing that fin carefully.\n
[16:50] ---
See? On closer inspection, it's just a fin.\n
[16:54] ---
Look carefully at each part\nof the question one by one,\n
[16:57] ---
then string them all together to see the whole:\n
[17:00] ---
"Question 4"\n
[17:00] ---
"Question 4"\nSee? What a trivial adversary!\n
[17:04] ---
Now use your blade to cook it up.\n
[17:10] ---
I got it!\n
[17:14] ---
The trick to working out the\nimportant parts of a question--\n
[17:19] ---
it's all just like Koro Sensei taught us!\n
[17:32] ---
This question...\n
[17:36] ---
...is dead meat!\n
[17:39] ---
And the next one!\n
[17:41] ---
And the one after that!\n
[17:43] ---
And--\n
[17:56] ---
"Question 11"\n
[18:05] ---
And then an unseen question\nbeat us to death from behind.\n
[18:13] ---
What's the meaning of this?\n
[18:17] ---
I felt the test was markedly\nlacking in fairness.\n
[18:20] ---
That's strange.\n
[18:21] ---
"Nagisa Shiota - Ranked 105th of 186."\nYou should have been notified.\n
[18:24] ---
"Yuma Isogai - Ranked 68th of 186."\nMaybe some kind of communication slip-up on your end?\n
[18:27] ---
I mean, you never come to the main campus.\n
[18:28] ---
"Ryoma Terasaka - Ranked 159th of 186."\nI mean, you never come to the main campus.\n
[18:31] ---
I can't say there was--\nand regardless, this is highly unusual.\n
[18:37] ---
Two days before the exams,\n
[18:39] ---
and you broaden the scope to cover all subjects?
[18:41] ---
You don't seem to understand, uh, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[18:45] ---
We are a prep school.\n
[18:48] ---
Testing students on last-minute\ncramming is part of our policies.\n
[18:54] ---
Why, the main-campus students\nhad the principal himself\n
[18:58] ---
take the stage and give a splendid\nlecture about the changes.\n
[19:06] ---
Is there nothing that man won't do\nin the name of his own doctrine?\n
[19:13] ---
They've put us in a fine spot.\n
[19:16] ---
If he leaves the E Class, we lose everything.\n
[19:30] ---
I take all responsibility.\n
[19:33] ---
I seem to have underestimated\nthe system at this school.\n
[19:38] ---
I can't bear to face you.\n
[19:46] ---
You sure?\n
[19:48] ---
If you can't face us,\nyou can't see me coming to kill you.\n
[19:53] ---
Karma! I'm very depressed right now, and--\n
[19:59] ---
Changing the questions didn't matter to me.\n
[20:03] ---
Whoa!\n
[20:04] ---
100 in math? No way!\n
[20:07] ---
With my grades, you taught...\n
[20:09] ---
--We've come this far, so why not move further ahead?\n--...more than you had to.\n
[20:12] ---
So I could handle the questions \neven if they'd changed their scope.\n
[20:16] ---
--You're great at this, Karma.\n--Still,\n
[20:18] ---
I won't be leaving.\n
[20:21] ---
Assassination is way more fun\nthan going back to my old class.\n
[20:26] ---
So what's the plan?\n
[20:29] ---
You gonna use our not all\nmaking it into the top fifty\n
[20:33] ---
as an excuse to turn tail and run?\n
[20:36] ---
You're just afraid of being killed, that's all.\n
[20:48] ---
Oh, is that it? You were afraid!\n
[20:52] ---
You should have just told us!\n
[20:54] ---
Right? Like, "I'm scared\nand want to run away!"\n
[21:03] ---
I am not running away!
[21:05] ---
Oh? Then what?\n
[21:08] ---
We'll get revenge on them\ntwofold in the end-of-term exams!\n
[21:13] ---
This is no laughing matter!\n
[21:15] ---
Honestly!\n
[21:16] ---
We ran smack into a wall\nthere with our midterms,\n
[21:18] ---
--Aren't you thoroughly disappointed?!\n--a big thick wall surrounding the E Class.\n
[21:23] ---
\n--But inside, I was proud.\n
[21:25] ---
--Ready, now, after me: fight! --But inside, I was proud.
[21:27] ---
--Ready, now, after me: fight! --Proud to be in the E Class.
[21:42] ---
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:49] ---
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:55] ---
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
*She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
*Shine again *
7 - School Trip Time/1st Period
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[00:07] ---
Nagisa, you figure out\neveryone in your group yet?\n
[00:10] ---
My group?\n
[00:11] ---
When you're all set, tell me--\nyour class president--or Isogai, okay?\n
[00:16] ---
"Kyoto"\nHave you forgotten?\n
[00:17] ---
"Kyoto"\nOur class trip is next week!\n
[00:19] ---
Honestly, who has a class trip\nthis early in Year 3?\n
[00:23] ---
I can't say I approve.\n
[00:26] ---
--You're totally into it!\n--An apprentice geisha?!\n
[00:28] ---
And it looks good on him!\n
[00:30] ---
Saw right through me.\n
[00:32] ---
Yes, in fact, I can hardly wait\nto go on this trip with you.\n
[00:36] ---
First exams, then a class trip.\n
[00:38] ---
Even an assassination classroom\nhas a jam-packed schedule.\n
[00:47] ---
*The theory... of savage youth! *
[00:57] ---
*I only speak when it's time to act *
[01:00] ---
*I know that's pretty cool
[01:02] ---
(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
[01:05] ---
*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
[01:09] ---
*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
[01:16] ---
*What's this wave of irritation? *
[01:19] ---
*Proof of our existence? *
[01:22] ---
*Look up at the moon and up you go *
[01:26] ---
*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
[01:30] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[01:34] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[01:37] ---
*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
[01:44] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
[01:47] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
[01:50] ---
"Whatever" is easy to say *
[01:54] ---
*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
[02:00] ---
*But still: youth, to the future! *
[02:13] ---
"Episode 7: School Trip Time/1st Period"\n
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As you know, next week is our\ntwo-night school trip to Kyoto.\n
[02:22] ---
Not to put a damper on your enthusiasm,\nbut you're still on duty.\n
[02:27] ---
You mean we can assassinate him there?\n
[02:29] ---
Precisely.\n
[02:30] ---
Kyoto is far larger and more\ncomplex than this school,\n
[02:34] ---
and you'll be moving in\ngroups that he'll be following.\n
[02:40] ---
It's an ideal location for snipers.\n
[02:43] ---
The government has already arranged\nfor sharpshooters to join you.\n
[02:46] ---
If they succeed, they'll\nshare in the ten billion yen\n
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based on the degree of their contribution.\n
[02:52] ---
Be sure to pick\nassassination-friendly tour routes.\n
[02:55] ---
Yes, sir.\n
[03:00] ---
School trip groups, huh?\nHey, Karma--want to be in my group?\n
[03:05] ---
Yeah, okay.\n
[03:07] ---
You sure about that, Karma?\n
[03:09] ---
You won't be pickin' fights and\ngettin' into trouble on our trip, right?\n
[03:12] ---
No sweat.\n
[03:14] ---
When I fight offsite, I make\nsure to silence any witnesses--\n
[03:18] ---
the whole thing stays hush-hush.\n
[03:20] ---
C'mon! You can't let him in our group!\n
[03:24] ---
But we are old friends...
[03:25] ---
Where's our fourth?\nNagisa, Sugino, Kayano, and...?\n
[03:30] ---
Oh, I invited Okuda!\n
[03:32] ---
We need six. Shouldn't our\nlast member be a girl?\n
[03:36] ---
I knew this time would come.\nI asked her a looong time ago:\n
[03:41] ---
How 'bout the class idol, Kanzaki?\n
[03:44] ---
No objections here!\n
[03:46] ---
Kanzaki doesn't stand out,\nbut she's popular with all of us.\n
[03:50] ---
No one would mind being\nin the same group with her.\n
[03:55] ---
Thanks for having me, Nagisa.\n
[03:57] ---
Yeah, sure.\n
[03:58] ---
Okay, now to figure out\nwhere we're going to go!\n
[04:00] ---
Yeah! Where should we start?\n
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What children. A school trip is too little,\ntoo late to someone like me\n
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who's been all over the world.\n
[04:08] ---
Then stay home, Professor Bitch.\n
[04:10] ---
Keep the garden watered, 'kay?\n
[04:12] ---
Hey, where should we go on Day 2?\n
[04:14] ---
Maybe start in Higashiyama?\n
[04:16] ---
--Think how assassination would fit in.\n--But this route's more fun!\n
[04:20] ---
What the--?! Don't you leave\nme out of your exciting plans!\n
[04:23] ---
Argh! Look, do you want\nto come or don't you?\n
[04:26] ---
Shut up! I suppose I have\nno choice but to go along!\n
[04:31] ---
One for each of you!\n
[04:33] ---
What are they?\n
[04:34] ---
School trip guidebooks.\n
[04:36] ---
S-So heavy!\n
[04:37] ---
They're practically dictionaries!\n
[04:39] ---
Every sightseeing spot illustrated,\nthe top 100 souvenirs,\n
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and travel self-defense how-to's\nfrom square one to practical use!\n
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I stayed up all last night making them!\n
[04:46] ---
This first edition comes with\na papercraft model of Kinkakuji!\n
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Just how psyched are you for this?!
[04:51] ---
3-E is the assassination classroom.\n
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Even I was psyched for this class trip,\nwhich would make our days\n
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even more jam-packed than usual.\n
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Whoa...\n
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The A through D classes are riding first-class!\n
[05:08] ---
We're the only ones in coach. Like always.\n
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Those are the rules at our school--\n
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and they were explained when you came here.\n
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Students with exceptional grades\nget priority use of school funds.\n
[05:21] ---
Oh, dear--is that the stench of poverty I smell?\n
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Do pardon me.\n
[05:31] ---
Greetings, students.\n
[05:34] ---
Professor Bitch, what's with\nthe Hollywood starlet look?\n
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It's a given for any assassin\nwho uses her womanly wiles.\n
[05:44] ---
A good woman doesn't neglect\nfashion just because she's traveling.\n
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You stick out like a sore thumb. Go change.\n
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That's not what a teacher chaperone looks like.\n
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Don't be so strict, Karasuma!\nThese brats are going on a grown-up trip--\n
[05:56] ---
Take it off. Now.\n
[06:02] ---
Who's chaperoning who?\n
[06:04] ---
Guess she's a little disconnected\nfrom regular people,\n
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seeing as she's only ever\nkilled rich guys before.\n
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Okay, so if we corner him there...\n
[06:13] ---
Woo-hoo! The Road to Riches!\n
[06:14] ---
--I'll edit it up later.\n--Wow, cool!\n
[06:19] ---
Huh?\n
[06:20] ---
The train's left the station...\nbut where's Koro Sensei?\n
[06:24] ---
Why are you stuck to\nthe window, Koro Sensei?!\n
[06:27] ---
Well, I was buying snacks in\nthe station and was late boarding,\n
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so I'll tag along like this\ntill the next station.\n
[06:33] ---
Oh, and don't worry--\n
[06:36] ---
this camouflage just makes it look like my clothes and luggage
[06:39] ---
are stuck onto the train.\n
[06:40] ---
That's not normal in the slightest!\n
[06:43] ---
It sure is tiring, trying not\nto stand out while traveling.\n
[06:49] ---
Then don't bring such an enormous suitcase.\n
[06:51] ---
You already stand out enough.\n
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Isn't it iffy, a state secret\nbeing so obvious out in public?\n
[06:58] ---
And close up, that disguise won't fool anyone.\n
[07:02] ---
Koro Sensei...\n
[07:03] ---
Here.\n
[07:05] ---
First we'll fix that droopy nose of yours.\n
[07:08] ---
Wow! What a fantastic fit!\n
[07:10] ---
I carved it so it'll fit the\nroundness and spirit of your face.\n
[07:14] ---
Making stuff like that is a specialty of mine.\n
[07:16] ---
That's amazing, Sugaya!\n
[07:18] ---
\n--He looks infinitesimally more natural!\n
[07:19] ---
--You always see new sides of people when you travel together.\n--He looks infinitesimally more natural!\n
[07:23] ---
Yeah, and depending how this trip turns out,\n
[07:26] ---
who knows what true colors will be revealed?\n
[07:28] ---
Hey, I'm going on a drink run.\nWho wants what?\n
[07:33] ---
Oh, I'll come, too!\n
[07:35] ---
Me, too!\n
[07:39] ---
Oh, excuse me.\n
[07:39] ---
"Staff Only"\nOh, excuse me.\n
[07:41] ---
"Staff Only"\n
[07:46] ---
What school're they from?
[07:48] ---
Probably Kunugigaoka.\n
[07:50] ---
Wow, so a whole bunch of\nsuper-smart lads and ladies, eh?\n
[07:54] ---
But that one didn't seem too special, did she?\n
[07:57] ---
Say... how about we teach 'em a lesson in Kyoto?\n
[08:00] ---
"School Trip Itinerary"\nSay... how about we teach 'em a lesson in Kyoto?\n
[08:02] ---
Say... how about we teach 'em a lesson in Kyoto?\n
[08:06] ---
"Arrival in Kyoto"\n
[08:07] ---
"A-D Classes: Arrival at Luxury Hotel"\n
[08:08] ---
"E Class: Arrival at Traditional Inn"\n
[08:12] ---
So he gets all sick and groggy\non bullet trains and buses?\n
[08:15] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #8:\nProne to motion sickness"\n
[08:17] ---
Are you all right? Why don't\nyou lie down in your room?\n
[08:20] ---
No need to worry.\nI'll just pop back to Tokyo.\n
[08:25] ---
I forgot my pillow.\n
[08:27] ---
All that luggage and you still forgot something?!
[08:29] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #9:\nCan't sleep without his own pillow"\n
[08:33] ---
Well, Kanzaki? Did you find the itinerary?\n
[08:36] ---
Nnno...\n
[08:37] ---
You're so earnest, Kanzaki. I admire\nyour putting that itinerary together\n
[08:41] ---
all by yourself.\n
[08:43] ---
But never fear. As long as you have\none of my handmade guidebooks,\n
[08:46] ---
everything will be fine.\n
[08:48] ---
But we wrote up an itinerary because\nwe didn't want to lug those around!\n
[08:51] ---
I know I put it in my bag... Did I drop it somewhere?
[08:56] ---
"Hotel Nightmare"\n
[08:58] ---
Oh, and tomorrow's a free-study day in Kyoto.\n
[09:02] ---
Shut up and listen! Just behave\nuntil this school trip's over, okay?\n
[09:07] ---
So this is the route\nthose brats'll be taking tomorrow...\n
[09:14] ---
Nagisa, this might be a\ngood assassination spot.\n
[09:18] ---
Can the snipers see it?\n
[09:21] ---
This is one weird school trip.\n
[09:23] ---
You bet it is. But it's fun.\n
[09:26] ---
We're here in Kyoto and all--I want green-tea warabimochi dumplings!
[09:30] ---
Then why don't we put some poison in them?\n
[09:33] ---
What for?!\n
[09:34] ---
Koro Sensei has a major sweet tooth.\n
[09:37] ---
Nice: poison him with famous local treats.\n
[09:39] ---
What a waste of good dumplings!\n
[09:42] ---
If only there was a poison\nthat actually worked on him...\n
[09:47] ---
Y'know, I wanted to forget\nabout assassination on this trip.\n
[09:53] ---
I mean, look at these sights!\n
[09:54] ---
What does any of this have\nto do with assassination?\n
[09:57] ---
You'd be surprised.\n
[09:59] ---
"Inoshikacho Sushi-Go-Round"\n
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"Here marks where Ryoma Sakamoto"\nRyoma Sakamoto... You mean--\n
[10:02] ---
"and Shintaro Nakaoka met with disaster"\nRyoma Sakamoto... You mean--\n
[10:03] ---
"and Shintaro Nakaoka met with disaster"\nYeah:\n
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this is where Omiya was, the inn\nwhere Sakamoto was assassinated\n
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in 1867.\n
[10:09] ---
And walk a little further and\nyou'll be at Honnoji Temple,\n
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though its location's\nshifted a little over time.\n
[10:15] ---
Oh, right...\n
[10:16] ---
Nobunaga Oda's death was\na kind of assassination, too.\n
[10:20] ---
In just this one kilometer, some\nbig-name assassinations went down.\n
[10:26] ---
This city's always been the heart of Japan;\n
[10:28] ---
well, it's also the mecca of assassinations.\n
[10:30] ---
I get it. Now that you mention it,\nthis is turnin' out to be\n
[10:33] ---
a real assassination vacation.\n
[10:35] ---
All those targets were people\nwho had a huge effect on the world.\n
[10:42] ---
The Earth-destroying Koro Sensei\nwas a textbook target.\n
[10:47] ---
Next up is Yasaka Shrine.\n
[10:49] ---
Yep!\n
[10:50] ---
Oh, c'mon, let's take a rest.\nI want some sugary Kyoto coffee.\n
[10:55] ---
Yeah, let's have some!\n
[11:00] ---
Wow, Gion is practically\ndeserted this far inside.\n
[11:04] ---
Yeah, with all these places\nthat turn away newcomers,\n
[11:08] ---
no one much comes here\njust to wander around,\n
[11:11] ---
and you don't need a nice unobstructed view.\n
[11:13] ---
That's why I put it on my ideal course:\n
[11:15] ---
it's perfect for an assassination.\n
[11:18] ---
That's our Kanzaki!\nYou've really done your homework!\n
[11:21] ---
This is where we'll do the deed, then!\n
[11:23] ---
"Perfect" is right.\n
[11:25] ---
Why are ya walkin' around\nsomewhere that's ripe for a kidnappin'?\n
[11:50] ---
Something tells me you fellows\naren't here for sightseeing.\n
[11:55] ---
Well, we ain't here for you. Hand over the girls and get lo--
[12:00] ---
See, Nagisa? Fighting's no problem\nat all when there's no witnesses.\n
[12:05] ---
W-Whoa!\n
[12:06] ---
I'm gonna stab ya!\n
[12:10] ---
Stab me? As if.\n
[12:13] ---
No! What--\n
[12:15] ---
--Don't!\n--Get it now?\n
[12:20] ---
Karma!\n
[12:21] ---
Hey! Knock it off!\n
[12:25] ---
Get the car!\n
[12:28] ---
That'll teach you junior-high\nkids to mess with us.\n
[12:32] ---
Appearing right before our eyes\nwas a pack of high-schoolers.\n
[12:36] ---
It was an assault by mystery\ncreatures a full size larger than us.\n
[12:46] ---
Nagisa! Sugino!\n
[12:51] ---
Everyone okay?\n
[12:54] ---
Thank goodness you're all right, Okuda...\n
[12:57] ---
I'm sorry--I just ran and hid.\n
[13:01] ---
No, you did the right thing.\n
[13:04] ---
They're no strangers to crime, those guys.\n
[13:07] ---
Even if we report them,\nit won't be over that quickly.\n
[13:11] ---
Although...\n
[13:13] ---
I'd like to handle their execution myself.
[13:17] ---
But... how are we gonna find them?\n
[13:26] ---
I called up our buddies.\n
[13:28] ---
Got everything ready for a little\ncommemorative photo shoot, too.\n
[13:31] ---
Make as much noise as you want--\nno one'll hear you here.\n
[13:36] ---
You.\n
[13:37] ---
I thought I'd seen you somewhere before.\n
[13:40] ---
This is you, right?\n
[13:42] ---
At a Tokyo arcade last summer?\n
[13:47] ---
I told my buddy to let me know\nif he found me the right girl.\n
[13:50] ---
Had plans to kidnap you,\nbut then lost sight of you.\n
[13:56] ---
Who knew you were a student\nat that famous junior high?\n
[14:00] ---
But look, I get it.\n
[14:01] ---
The higher you are,\nthe deeper you wanna fall.\n
[14:06] ---
Well, from now until nightfall,\nthe Professor of Ruin\n
[14:10] ---
will teach you alllll about that.\n
[14:15] ---
"There's a tendency to let down\nyour guard while traveling."\n
[14:17] ---
"When a Group Member Has Been Abducted"...\n
[14:19] ---
What normal guidebook would have that eventuality?!
[14:23] ---
Koro Sensei is insanely diligent.\nHe's got everything in here.\n
[14:27] ---
Even "Recovering From the Shock\nof Seeing Souvenirs Bought in Kyoto\n
[14:30] ---
Being Sold in a Tokyo Department Store."\n
[14:32] ---
What else did he think of?\n
[14:35] ---
"Cheering Up Your Lonely Self\nAfter Seeing a Lovey-Dovey Couple\n
[14:37] ---
on the Banks of the Kamo River"?\n
[14:39] ---
That's none of his business!\n
[14:42] ---
It's calmed us down, anyway.\n
[14:44] ---
Everything we need to do is right there.\n
[14:49] ---
That picture... So even our earnest\nKanzaki went through a phase.\n
[14:55] ---
Didn't see that coming.\n
[14:56] ---
Yeah...\n
[14:59] ---
My dad was really strict--always after me\n
[15:02] ---
to get a good education\nand a prestigious title.\n
[15:06] ---
I wanted to get away from all that,\n
[15:09] ---
so I'd take off my famous\nschool's uniform, change my look,\n
[15:14] ---
and hang out where no one knew me.\n
[15:17] ---
How dumb can you get? The only title\nall that playing around ever got me\n
[15:21] ---
was "End Class."\n
[15:24] ---
I don't know where I belong anymore.\n
[15:28] ---
Whyncha hang out with us?\nWe're totally anti-titles here!\n
[15:34] ---
We trash those elitist bastards.\n
[15:37] ---
Or maybe just put 'em back\nthe way they were, like?\n
[15:42] ---
Oh, yeah, we done\npuh-lenty of that kinda stuff.\n
[15:47] ---
You're the worst.\n
[15:51] ---
You some kind of elitist,\nlookin' down at us like that? Huh?\n
[15:55] ---
I'll pull you down to our level, all right!\n
[15:59] ---
Now, when you get back to your rooms,\nyou stay real cool and say,\n
[16:04] ---
"We were just having\nsome fun singing karaoke."\n
[16:08] ---
Do that and no one gets hurt.\n
[16:10] ---
Let's get together once\nwe're all back in Tokyo, eh?\n
[16:13] ---
Maybe while we reminisce\nover our fun vacation photos...\n
[16:20] ---
Oh, that's them.\n
[16:22] ---
Our photographers have arr--\n
[16:30] ---
School Trip Guidebook, page 1243:\n
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"What to Do When a Group\nMember Has Been Abducted."\n
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"If you have no leads on the perpetrator,\n
[16:40] ---
first use the content of your\nconversation and any verbal quirks\n
[16:43] ---
to determine if he/she is from the local area.\n
[16:46] ---
If not, and if he/she was\nwearing a school uniform,\n
[16:49] ---
see page 1334."\n
[16:53] ---
"You may be up against another\nstudent on a school trip,\n
[16:57] ---
stirring up trouble."\n
[16:59] ---
You're here!\n
[17:00] ---
I-It's you! How'd you know we were here?!\n
[17:03] ---
"Being unfamiliar with the area,\n
[17:05] ---
the perp can't go too far after the abduction,\n
[17:08] ---
but will choose a secluded spot nearby.\n
[17:11] ---
If this is the case,\nsee page 134 of the appendix.\n
[17:15] ---
My Mach 20 bird's-eye-view map\nof abductor hideouts may help."\n
[17:22] ---
That guidebook's amazing!\nThat's the perfect way to foil an abduction!\n
[17:27] ---
I guess we should take it with us after all!\n
[17:31] ---
That's no guidebook I ever heard of!\n
[17:34] ---
So? What's it going to be, fellows?\n
[17:37] ---
You've already done so much!\n
[17:40] ---
You'll be spending the rest of your trip...\n
[17:44] ---
...in the hospital.\n
[17:49] ---
Hmph! You junior-high brats, actin' all tough...\n
[17:53] ---
Those'll be the buddies I called.\n
[17:55] ---
They're the worst badasses\nyou goody two-shoes have ever--\n
[18:01] ---
The w-worst--whaaat?!\n
[18:04] ---
No badasses here. I took care of them all.\n
[18:09] ---
Koro Sensei!\n
[18:10] ---
Sorry I'm late. I was letting you handle this\n
[18:14] ---
while I searched elsewhere\nwith a fine-tooth comb.\n
[18:17] ---
And, uh, why are you hiding\nyour face like some stagehand?\n
[18:21] ---
This is an act of violence, and\nI'm afraid you'll associate this face\n
[18:24] ---
with me being violent.\n
[18:25] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #10:\nWorries about keeping up appearances"\n
[18:28] ---
Nagisa, you had the guidebook,\nso I could be alerted right away.\n
[18:34] ---
Th-This is your teacher? Bullshit!\n
[18:37] ---
Who's he think he is, lookin' like that?!\n
[18:40] ---
"Bullshit," you say?\n
[18:42] ---
That's my line.
[18:48] ---
What'd he do? He's too fast to see!\n
[18:55] ---
Don't be touching my students\nwith your filthy hands,\n
[18:59] ---
slow enough for a fly to land on them.\n
[19:05] ---
So even the teachers are\nspecial at elite schools...\n
[19:09] ---
You're lookin' down on us\n'cause of your rank, aren't you?\n
[19:12] ---
Makin' fun of me for bein'\na stupid high-schooler!\n
[19:15] ---
We're not elite.\n
[19:18] ---
They're students at a\nfamous school, that's true.\n
[19:23] ---
But they're considered the school outcasts.\n
[19:27] ---
Their class name is the\nobject of discrimination.\n
[19:31] ---
And yet,\n
[19:32] ---
they take on so many things\nwith a positive attitude.\n
[19:39] ---
They wouldn't drag others\ndown with them--not like you.\n
[19:49] ---
It has nothing to do with\nour school or my title.\n
[19:52] ---
Be they in a clear stream or a muddy river,\n
[19:56] ---
the fish who swim forward turn out the finest.\n
[20:02] ---
Now then, students, let's take care of them.\n
[20:07] ---
We'll teach them a physical lesson\non the fundamentals of school trips.\n
[20:16] ---
When did they come up from behind?\n
[20:19] ---
And they didn't waste any time takin' out those cudgels...\n
[20:22] ---
"School Trip Guidebook"\nAnd they didn't waste any time takin' out those cudgels...\n
[20:25] ---
We picked...\n
[20:28] ---
...the wrongest bunch to hassle...\n
[20:32] ---
For a while there, I didn't know what was gonna happen.
[20:35] ---
If it'd been just him and me,\nI'm sure it would've worked out.\n
[20:39] ---
Quit scarin' me!\n
[20:43] ---
Thank goodness! You okay, Kanzaki?\n
[20:47] ---
Yes, fine.\n
[20:50] ---
What happened, Kanzaki?\n
[20:53] ---
No one would blame you for being\nshaken up after that terrible event.\n
[20:56] ---
But instead, you look like you've\nshaken off all your hesitation.\n
[21:01] ---
That's right, Koro Sensei! And thank you.\n
[21:06] ---
Not at all.\n
[21:09] ---
Shall we get on with our school trip, then?\n
[21:12] ---
Hey, our group never got to\ntry our assassination attempt.\n
[21:16] ---
It really wasn't the time or place for that.\n
[21:18] ---
We'll just kill him tomorrow.\n
[21:22] ---
I do hope you can.\n
[21:24] ---
Inconveniently enough, our target\nis our ever-dependable teacher.\n
[21:42] ---
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:49] ---
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:55] ---
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
*She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
*Shine again *
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♪ First you take the Earth ♪\n
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♪ Then put a bean in Tokyo ♪\n
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♪ And another bean in Sichuan, China ♪\n
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♪ Leave contrails as you fly\nfrom Dubai to Hawaii ♪\n
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♪ Back to Dubai over the Philippines ♪\n
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♪ And then! North-south between\nHawaii and Dubai every 25 degrees ♪\n
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♪ And voilà: Koro Sensei! ♪\n
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"The Koro Sensei Drawing Song"\n♪ And voilà: Koro Sensei! ♪\n
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"The Koro Sensei Drawing Song" Now you try!
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"The Koro Sensei Drawing Song"\nYeah, right!\n
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*The theory... of savage youth! *
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*I only speak when it's time to act *
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*I know that's pretty cool
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(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
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*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
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*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
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*What's this wave of irritation? *
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*Proof of our existence? *
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*Look up at the moon and up you go *
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*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
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*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
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"Whatever" is easy to say *
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*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
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*But still: youth, to the future! *
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C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth!
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"Episode 8: School Trip Time/2nd Period"\n
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Your target this time is a teacher\nleading students on a school trip.\n
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You may have heard that\nthis teacher is not human.\n
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It's not that I doubt your skill...\n
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...but make all necessary preparations.\n
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The name is Red Eye. I'm an assassin--a sniper.\n
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Wow! With no windows, you can really feel it move!\n
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"School Trip, Day 2: Free Time, Group 1"\nWow! With no windows, you can really feel it move!\n
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It's so open, I won't get trainsick--\nand 25 KPH is nice and fast.\n
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Says Mr. Mach 20.\n
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Almost there...\n
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The sniper spot we've chosen...\n
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...is a famous stop along\nthe Sagano Tram line...\n
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The Hozu River Bridge.\n
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We'll be making a brief stop on the bridge.\n
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Oh, look, Koro Sensei!\n
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They're going downstream!\n
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Let me see!\n
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Ooh!\n
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Our high sign to the sniper\n
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is the moment Koro Sensei leans\nout the window to look at the boat!\n
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I downed a target at two klicks\n
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during a sandstorm in the Middle East.\n
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Under these conditions,\nthis'll be a lead-pipe cinch.\n
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Well? That should've been a headshot...\n
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He stopped it with a yatsuhashi?!
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Whoops! Found a tiny bone in my Kyoto sweet.\n
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That could've been ugly!\n
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Inconceivable!\n
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A high-spin rifle bullet,\n
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stopped cold by a soft and chewy yatsuhashi?
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Just how fast do I need to be?!\n
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Now I understand the ten billion yen bounty.\n
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We've been tasked with killing\none extraordinary monster.\n
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This'll be fun.\n
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"11:20 AM: Toei Uzumasa Film Park\nFree Time, Group 2"\n
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Now begone with you.\n
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I do not care for the pointless waste of life.\n
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Why, you...!\n
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Go on, fellows--get him!\n
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Wow!\n
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Their swords are so fast this close up.\n
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It's very well-choreographed\nto make it look like that.\n
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I happen to love this kind of swordplay.\n
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Whoa! They're coming this way!\n
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Over here, sir!\n
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Where, where?\n
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I've asked the actors to move\nvigorously to guide him into place.\n
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Now, while he's distracted by the show...\n
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Eh?\n
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Where'd he go?\n
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Hey! What the hell is he doing?!\n
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When did he get in there with the actors?\n
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I shall assist.\n
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Blood-cherry blossoms are the\nonly flowers that bloom from evil.\n
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He's even got the lines down pat!\n
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If he's in with the actors...\n
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...how'm I gonna hit him?!\n
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This guy is fast.
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Don't let his unconventional\nmovements throw you.\n
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But this is too unconventional!
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Next!\n
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"2:20 PM: Five-Story Pagoda Free Time, Group 3" I will kill him--I stake my name on it!
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You're late, Koro Sensei!\n
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Apologies! I was all caught up in\nbeing the star of a samurai drama.\n
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Say what?!\n
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We finished Kiyomizu Temple ages ago.\n
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Then let's trawl Ninenzaka Street for souvenirs.\n
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As if you cared about anything but sweets.\n
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"Repairs In Progress - Pardon Our Dust"\n
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"Repairs In Progress - Pardon Our Dust"\nGood.\n
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I can draw a steady bead on him here.\n
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A straight shot from\nYasaka's five-story pagoda!\n
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Koro Sensei, try this blotting paper.\n
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I'm a bit embarrassed for you\nto see what it picks up.\n
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--Go on, go on.\n--But if I must...\n
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A student will draw his attention\nat the foot of Sannenzaka\n
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by attempting to test her purchase...\n
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Yes! Right in the temple!\n
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That's not bullet-blotting paper!
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See? I told you--look at\nall this mucus it picked up!\n
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Enough to stop a bullet!\n
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Hmm?\n
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It's Nagisa's group. Hello?\n
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Where are you?!\n
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What... What the hell is he?
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His speed and defenses are impeccable...\n
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It's like he was made for the\nexpress purpose of being unkillable.\n
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Hello? Oh, Mr. Karasuma.\n
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I'm afraid we're done for today.\n
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The next group you were\nsupposed to work with, Group 4,\n
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has run into trouble with some high-schoolers.\n
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Your target is rushing to their aid.\n
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All right. Understood.\n
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I was thinking of quitting, anyway.\n
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In the eight years I've been an assassin,\n
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not once have I not seen my\ntarget's blood in my scope.\n
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That's how I got my name.\n
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It's kinda funny.\n
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Where's the red in my vision now?\n
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Here you go.\n
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A chili spice mix I bought along Sannenzaka.\n
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Oh... It's you. Thanks.\n
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I-It's you!
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"My assassination target!" I-It's you!
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I've taken care of that\npinch my students were in,\n
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and since you've been sightseeing\nwith us all day today,\n
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I thought I'd come pay my respects.\n
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So you saw it all,\nand you were just playing me?\n
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With a monster like you around,\n
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no wonder the government's\nbribing mouths shut.\n
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So, are you gonna kill me? Go on, then: Do it.\n
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I chose this line of work. I'm ready.\n
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Eat it already!\n
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #11:\nHeat-sensitive tongue"\n
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Of course I'm not going to kill you.\n
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You made this a most enjoyable school trip.\n
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I just wanted to thank you.\n
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My students did some especially\nin-depth research into Kyoto\n
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in the name of finding good places to kill me.\n
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The geography, the terrain,\n
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its highlights, history, origins...\n
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In short, they had more\nopportunities than usual\n
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to come to know the city's charms.\n
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Knowing a people, a place, and the mood:\n
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The things assassination has\ngiven them will brighten their lives.\n
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Here you go.\n
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So I look forward to being assassinated.\n
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You think as crazy as you look, buddy.\n
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But you know... somehow...\n
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...you're one hell of a teacher.\n
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You're quitting?\n
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Yeah, sorry. I'd like to do\nsome sightseeing on my own.\n
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As an assassin, I was still a novice.\n
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I'm gonna go around taking in all\nkinds of colors, not just the one.\n
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Now, then...\n
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What color will I see in my scope tomorrow?\n
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Dammit! How the hell are you dodging those?!\n
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This is... a little embarrassing.\n
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She smiles so sweetly,\nbut she moves like a pro.\n
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Wow! I had no idea you were\nthis good at games, Kanzaki!\n
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I kept it quiet. In my family,\nfrivolity was frowned upon.\n
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But maybe I've been too worried\nabout what others think.\n
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Clothes, hobbies, status...\n
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I ran from it, got swept up in it,\nand wound up lacking confidence.\n
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But Koro Sensei made me realize:\n
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You just need the person you are on the inside\n
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to face forward and do their best.\n
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Kanzaki sure has her surprising side.\n
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I wonder what she and Kayano talked\nabout when they were kidnapped...\n
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--Things seem so light between them.\n--Ack! They got you!\n
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There!\n
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You okay?\n
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Almost every sniper turned down\nthe job after seeing its difficulty.\n
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--Take that!\n--and the only one who accepted quit halfway through.\n
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--And Takebayashi goes down! Now for my next opponent.\n--So much for our sniper plans here in Kyoto.\n
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C'mon, Mr. Karasuma--let's play ping-pong!\n
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I can't be imposing on\ntheir school trip any further.\n
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It's free time from here on out.\n
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Sure. But I warn you: I'm good.\n
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This inn is a real dump, though, isn't it?\n
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Two big bedrooms, separated by sex?\n
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The students in all the other\nclasses get their own hotel rooms.\n
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Ah, it's more fun this way.\n
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Hey.\n
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What are you two up to?\n
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"Men's Bath"\nWhat are you two up to?\n
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"Men's Bath"\nShh!\n
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Isn't it obvious? We're peeping!\n
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Peeping?!\n
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But that's our job!
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It's no one's job...
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"Men's Bath"\nCan you still say that after seeing this?\n
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Clothes hung like that mean\ntheir wearer is in the bath.\n
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You get what I'm saying?\n
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Yeah...\n
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This is our chance to see\nwhat's inside Koro Sensei!\n
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Does he have a body, or is it\ntentacles all the way down?\n
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What's the harm? It could\nhelp us assassinate him.\n
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This has to be the least sexy peeping ever.\n
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Is he a girl?!\n
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Ah, hello, students.\n
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Why are you taking a bubble bath?\n
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We're not supposed to\nadd anything to the water.\n
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This is my mucus.\n
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Eh?\n
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" Images are simulated."\nIt makes a nice lather and deep-cleans stubborn dirt.\n
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" Images are simulated."\nThat body can do it all.\n
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But you've let down your guard.\nWe've blocked the exit.\n
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When you get out of that tub,\nyou'll have to walk by us.\n
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We might not be able to kill you, but we will see you naked!
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That won't do!\n
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Jellied broth?!\n
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Oh, dear--the water's getting cold.\n
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He got away.\n
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Well, that was a lot of pointless peeping, Nakamura.
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I sure learned a lot about\neveryone on this school trip.\n
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We couldn't get any closer to\nKoro Sensei's true form, though.\n
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Let's go back to the room and chat.\n
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"Favorite Girls Ranking"\n
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Figures: Kanzaki's in the top spot.\n
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Well, no one doesn't like her.\n
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What about you, Sugino? Real slick\nof you to pull her into our group.\n
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Y'know, with all the crap that went down,\n
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there weren't many chances for us to really talk.\n
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Yeah, you guys had it rough.\n
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I just want to know who likes who.\n
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I can't pick just one!\n
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Other than you, Okajima.\n
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Who do you like, Nagisa?\n
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Huh?\n
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I, uh...\n
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What about you, Maehara? Anyone?
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Who, me? My lips are sealed.\n
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That pisses me off! And when I think\nhow popular guys like you are,\n
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it pisses me off even more!\n
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Ooh, looks like fun in here.\n
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Karma!\n
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Great timing!\n
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Is there a girl you like?\n
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Hmm... Okuda, maybe?\n
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No way!\n
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Interesting choice! Why?\n
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I bet she could make some\nsketchy drugs and chloroform--\n
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really kick my mischief-making\nup a notch, y'know?\n
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That's one match no one needs to be making.\n
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You guys, these ratings\nare just between us, okay?\n
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Well, sure.\n
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I mean, most of us don't want this getting out.\n
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So do not let the girls or any teachers find out ab--
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Evening, all. Mm-hmm. I see.
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"Student Data: Boys (3)" Evening, all. Mm-hmm. I see.
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He took notes and split!\n
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Kill him!\n
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Nabbing this data is exactly\nwhat my ultra-high speed is for!\n
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"Koro Sensei Weak Point #12: Loves gossip"\n
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Huh? What boys we like?\n
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Yeah. That's what girls talk about\non trips like this. It's fun!\n
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Ooh, ooh! I know: Mr. Karasuma!\n
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Yeah, yeah. We all like Mr. Karasuma. I mean someone in our class.
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Huh?\n
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I guess Isogai and Maehara\nare pretty all right...\n
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Really? You think so?\n
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Sure. Unfortunately, Maehara plays the field,\n
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so doesn't that put student\ncouncil rep Isogai in the lead?\n
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Karma would win on good looks alone.\n
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If only he were better behaved.\n
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Yeah...\n
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Hmm... He's really not that scary, though.\n
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Yeah, he's usually quiet.\n
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What is he, a wild animal?\n
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What about you, Kanzaki?\n
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Huh? I don't really...\n
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Oh, don't you?
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C'mon, spill it!\n
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The boys can't take their eyes off you! Spill it!\n
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I'm serious!\n
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Hey, children!\n
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I'm here to tell you it's almost\ntime for lights-out, more or less.\n
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"More or less"?\n
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It's not like you won't stay up talking anyway.\n
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Just keep it down, all right?\n
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How come you get to drink? That's mean!
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Well, I am a grown-up, after all.
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I know! Tell us some of your\ngrown-up stories, Professor Bitch!\n
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Eh?\n
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They'd be much more useful\nthan your usual classes!\n
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I heard that!\n
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All right, all right...\n
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Professor Bitch, you're only twenty?!
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She's so experienced--I thought she was older.\n
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Right? And she's got that whole\n"black widow" vibe going on.\n
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Yes, the sex appeal of a black\nwidow that only a rich life can--\n
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Who called me a black widow?!\n
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A little late on the comeback there.\n
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Now listen here! Women have a short shelf life.\n
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Unlike me, you were born in\na country free from danger.\n
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Be grateful, and polish your\nwoman-ness with all your might.\n
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Professor Bitch actually said something decent!\n
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Feels kinda... cheeky!\n
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Don't toy with me, you brats!\n
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But, but, but...\n
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Tell us about the men you seduced!\n
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Yeah, I wanna know!\n
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All right, then.\n
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But this might be a little spicy\nfor children's tastes, so watch out.\n
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Now, when I was seventeen...\n
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Hey, you there!\n
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Don't just waltz into our girl talk like that!\n
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Awww!\n
[17:37] ---
Why not? I'd like to hear your love stories, too.\n
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Easy for you to say, Koro Sensei.\n
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You never tell us anything about your private life!
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Yeah! Fair's fair!\n
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Don't you have any love stories of your own?\n
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You like big boobs--you must have\nat least had a crush on someone!\n
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He's gone!\n
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Let's catch him, make him talk, then kill him!\n
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There he is!\n
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Murder him!\n
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Over here!\n
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Rats! Caught in a pincer attack!\n
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I guess it all comes back to\nassassination in the end.\n
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Yeah...\n
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Where'd you go?!\n
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Phew! That was a close one.\n
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What's with all the racket?\n
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The students almost had me spilling\nthe beans about my love life.\n
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Your love life?\n
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My past is packed with tales of romance.\n
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I couldn't hope to count them\non all my hands and feet.\n
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Is this back when you had\ntwo hands and two feet?\n
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No, I won't go there.\n
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You probably won't talk about it, anyway.\n
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You're a wise man, Mr. Karasuma.\n
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Even while traveling, it's crude to ask\nafter the number of one's appendages.\n
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That was one fun school trip,\n
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seeing everyone in a different light and all.\n
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Uh-huh...\n
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What's wrong?\n
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I was just thinking...\n
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It feels like our class trip is almost over, right?\n
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But this way of life has just begun,\n
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and we don't know if the\nworld'll end next year or what.\n
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Yeah...\n
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Still, this class will be\nover for sure, come March.\n
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Yeah, it will.\n
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I want to learn more about everyone,\nto kill Koro Sensei--\n
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I want to live so that nothing's left undone.\n
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For now, I'd just like one\nmore school trip, you know?\n
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"School Trip Guidebook\nKunugigaoka Junior High School, Class 3-E"\n
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"School Trip Guidebook"\nYeah.\n
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And so the curtain fell on our fun school trip.\n
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Tomorrow we go back to our lives at school--\n
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in our assassination classroom.\n
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*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
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*On the backs of closed eyelids *
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*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
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*C'mon, let's go walking *
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*I draw and I draw *
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*But they don't get any neater *
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*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
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*I still remember the shooting star *
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*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
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*Hello, shooting star *
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*Hello, shooting star again *
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*She's been waiting *
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*That dreaming girl has been here *
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*All this time, ah ah *
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*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
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*Shine again *
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No luck assassinating him\non that school trip either, eh?\n
[21:46] ---
Are you sure about this, Karasuma?\n
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All due to my own shortcomings.\nI shall redouble my efforts.\n
[21:54] ---
May is almost over.\nThe deadline draws ever nearer.\n
[21:59] ---
If it comes to it, just fire a missile\nat the school, flatten the whole--\n
[22:03] ---
No. The risk is too great.\n
[22:06] ---
Besides, he can escape any blast in an instant.\n
[22:09] ---
Remember when we fired\nat him over the Pacific?\n
[22:13] ---
He came to us later having put\nthe fragments all back together.\n
[22:16] ---
Turned out great!\n
[22:17] ---
Then... is there really no way?\n
[22:20] ---
Not to worry.\n
[22:22] ---
Several ally nations have\ngathered their technology together\n
[22:25] ---
for research.\n
[22:27] ---
We'll use the fruit of their labor.\n
[22:29] ---
Japan's Ministry of Defense\nhas just given its consent:\n
[22:33] ---
Two very special assassins...\nwill be joining his class.\n
[22:39] ---
Both with abilities made\nsuperhuman with science.\n
[22:44] ---
One of them will need\ntime to work out the kinks,\n
[22:47] ---
but the other has been put on\nstandby while you were away.\n
[22:51] ---
There's a real surprise waiting\nfor you back at school,\n
[22:54] ---
Mr. Karasuma.\n
9 - Transfer Student Time
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[00:07] ---
That was one fun school trip.\n
[00:09] ---
And today it's all back to normal.\n
[00:13] ---
You call this normal?\n
[00:15] ---
Yo!\n
[00:16] ---
Hey!\n
[00:17] ---
'Morning, Isogai.\n
[00:18] ---
Did you see that group\nemail from Mr. Karasuma?\n
[00:22] ---
Uh-huh.\n
[00:23] ---
About a transfer student, was it?\n
[00:26] ---
"A transfer student will be joining you tomorrow.\nTheir looks may surprise you,"\n
[00:27] ---
"but try not to make a big deal out of it. –Karasuma"\nHmm. Sure sounds like an assassin to me.\n
[00:32] ---
So now they're bringing in student assassins.\n
[00:35] ---
If they're a transfer student...\n
[00:37] ---
"Middle-Aged"\nmaybe they're our age--not like Professor Bitch!\n
[00:41] ---
About that!\n
[00:42] ---
Where'd you come from?!
[00:44] ---
I was curious myself, so I asked\nKarasuma if he had a photo.\n
[00:49] ---
This is what he sent back!\n
[00:51] ---
Oho! She's a girl!\n
[00:53] ---
You made it your background?\n
[00:54] ---
She's pretty cute!\n
[00:56] ---
Right? Super cute!
[00:58] ---
Ooh, I sure hope we hit it off!\n
[01:01] ---
--Suddenly I'm so--so nervous! --She doesn't look like an assassin.
[01:03] ---
--Suddenly I'm so--so nervous!\n--Nuh-uh.\n
[01:04] ---
--Please let us hit it off! --Turn it down a notch, Okajima.
[01:07] ---
Assassin or not, any new student is always met\n
[01:11] ---
with a mix of anticipation and unease.\n
[01:13] ---
What's she like?\nWhat's her assassination style?\n
[01:16] ---
We were brimming with curiosity.\n
[01:18] ---
Wonder if she's here yet?\n
[01:21] ---
The new girl?\n
[01:30] ---
The hell's that?\n
[01:33] ---
Good morning.\n
[01:35] ---
I am the Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery\n
[01:37] ---
who will be joining your class.\n
[01:41] ---
Nice to meet you.\n
[01:44] ---
So it's come to this.\n
[01:50] ---
*The theory... of savage youth! *
[01:59] ---
*I only speak when it's time to act *
[02:03] ---
*I know that's pretty cool
[02:05] ---
(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
[02:08] ---
*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
[02:12] ---
*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
[02:18] ---
*What's this wave of irritation? *
[02:22] ---
*Proof of our existence? *
[02:25] ---
*Look up at the moon and up you go *
[02:28] ---
*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
[02:33] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[02:37] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[02:40] ---
*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
[02:47] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
[02:50] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
[02:53] ---
"Whatever" is easy to say *
[02:57] ---
*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
[03:03] ---
*But still: youth, to the future! *
[03:09] ---
*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
[03:16] ---
"Episode 9: Transfer Student Time"\n
[03:23] ---
As I'm sure you know,\nthis is your new classmate:\n
[03:27] ---
"Artillery"\n
[03:29] ---
the Autonomous Intelligence\nFixed Artillery, from Norway.\n
[03:34] ---
Nice to meet you all.\n
[03:38] ---
Must be rough on Mr. Karasuma...\n
[03:40] ---
I would go crazy trying not\nto crack jokes at its expense.\n
[03:45] ---
Don't laugh! You're no better than her!\n
[03:48] ---
Just so you know, she's registered\nhere as a full-fledged student.\n
[03:53] ---
She'll be sitting there aiming her guns at you,\n
[03:57] ---
but you can't fight back.\n
[03:59] ---
You're not permitted to harm any student.\nThat's the deal, remember?\n
[04:06] ---
Ah, so you're grasping at straws here,\nusing creative readings\n
[04:09] ---
of my teaching agreement\nto call a machine my student.\n
[04:12] ---
Very well.\n
[04:13] ---
Welcome to the E Class,\nAutonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery.\n
[04:18] ---
Thank you, Koro Sensei.\n
[04:24] ---
Now, of these three characters here...\n
[04:27] ---
--One of them is already dead.\n
[04:28] ---
--But how's it going to attack?\n--One of them is already dead.\n
[04:29] ---
--But how's it going to attack?\n--The other two appear to get along well with one another.\n
[04:31] ---
--How's what?\n--The other two appear to get along well with one another.\n
[04:32] ---
--They call it a fixed artillery, but then where are the guns?\n--Ira comes to visit the sick Kajii almost every day.\n
[04:37] ---
--Hmm... Maybe--\n--But is this really out of concern for Kajii?\n
[04:39] ---
\n--But is this really out of concern for Kajii?\n
[04:47] ---
I knew it!\n
[04:48] ---
Awesome!\n
[04:51] ---
Four shotguns,\n
[04:53] ---
two machine guns,\n
[04:54] ---
and a veritable cascade of bullets,\n
[04:56] ---
but for these students,\nit's just a matter of course.\n
[04:58] ---
Use of firearms during class is prohibited!\n
[05:04] ---
I will be careful. Preparing to attack.\n
[05:10] ---
Now we'll see what she's made of.\nShe has the capacity to evolve.\n
[05:16] ---
Recalculating trajectory. Correcting angle.\n
[05:18] ---
Entering auto-evolution phase: 5/28/02.\n
[05:23] ---
Tsk, tsk... Will you ever learn?\n
[05:29] ---
This attack is identical to the first!\n
[05:31] ---
What do you expect from a machine?\n
[05:33] ---
If this keeps up, I can use\n
[05:35] ---
my chalk to--\n
[05:47] ---
A blind spot!\n
[05:49] ---
A hidden BB...\n
[05:50] ---
The second BB flew along the same\ntrajectory as the one I blocked,\n
[05:54] ---
putting it in a blind spot!\n
[05:56] ---
Left fingertip destroyed.\n
[05:58] ---
The newly added secondary gun\nhas proven effective.\n
[06:02] ---
It improves its weapons and program\n
[06:05] ---
every time it learns its\ntarget's defense patterns,\n
[06:08] ---
gradually closing in on its foe.\n
[06:10] ---
Probability of killing you with the\nnext attack: less than 0.001 percent.\n
[06:15] ---
Probability of killing you\nwith the attack after that:\n
[06:17] ---
less than 0.003 percent.\n
[06:20] ---
Probability of killing you before graduation:\n
[06:23] ---
at least 90 percent.\n
[06:26] ---
Now, then, Koro Sensei:\n
[06:28] ---
entering attack phase.\n
[06:36] ---
Near misses: two.\n
[06:38] ---
Confirmed hit.\n
[06:39] ---
To calculate projected estimates,\n
[06:41] ---
now adding four main guns\n
[06:44] ---
and resuming attack.\n
[06:47] ---
We sure underestimated her.\n
[06:50] ---
No--\n
[06:51] ---
we didn't see her for what she was.\n
[06:54] ---
There before our eyes\n
[06:56] ---
was an honest-to-God killer!\n
[06:58] ---
An auto-evolving fixed artillery. Imagine that.\n
[07:03] ---
She's shooting BB's now, but that's\ncutting-edge military tech in there.\n
[07:10] ---
Surely this will do the trick.\n
[07:13] ---
You think it'll be that easy?\n
[07:15] ---
If this classroom were that cut and dried,\nI wouldn't be teaching here.\n
[07:25] ---
So...\n
[07:26] ---
We have to clean all this up?
[07:29] ---
You wouldn't happen to come with\na vacuum, eh, Miss Fixed Artillery?\n
[07:35] ---
Bah! Give me the cold shoulder...
[07:37] ---
Give it up. What's the point\nin teasing a machine?\n
[07:41] ---
Second period.\n
[07:44] ---
Third period.\n
[07:47] ---
The mechanized transfer\nstudent's attacks continued\n
[07:50] ---
all day long.\n
[07:55] ---
The next morning...\n
[07:58] ---
8:29 and 35 seconds AM. All systems go.\n
[08:03] ---
Power supply voltage: stable.\n
[08:05] ---
Operating system: normal.\n
[08:07] ---
Recording disk: normal.\n
[08:09] ---
Various devices: normal.\n
[08:11] ---
No unnecessary elements found.\n
[08:12] ---
Program: start.\n
[08:14] ---
Verifying tasks. Today's plans:\nattack per 215 before sixth period;\n
[08:20] ---
continue analyzing target's evasion patterns...\n
[08:30] ---
Koro Sensei, I cannot\ntake out my guns like this.\n
[08:33] ---
Please remove my restraints.\n
[08:35] ---
Well, I don't know...\n
[08:38] ---
Is this your doing?\n
[08:41] ---
\n--Clearly it is harming me, in violation of your agreement.\n
[08:46] ---
--Wrong!\n--Clearly it is harming me, in violation of your agreement.\n
[08:48] ---
It was me.
[08:50] ---
You're a pain in the ass\nany way you look at it.\n
[08:52] ---
Learn some common sense before\nyou start firin' away, ya box of bolts.\n
[08:56] ---
Machines don't know what\ncommon sense even is!\n
[08:59] ---
We'll release you once class is over.\n
[09:02] ---
That's what you get. If we keep\ngetting repeats of yesterday,\n
[09:06] ---
we'll never learn anything.\n
[09:10] ---
Autonomous Intelligence\nFixed Artillery to master:\n
[09:13] ---
Cannot execute expected tasks on\nday two due to unforeseen issues.\n
[09:17] ---
Probability of correcting problem\non my own: zero percent.\n
[09:21] ---
Probability of assassination\nby given deadline of graduation\n
[09:24] ---
may drop considerably.\n
[09:26] ---
Requesting immediate countermeasures.\n
[09:29] ---
Now, now--don't rely on your parents.\n
[09:32] ---
I can't really say the tactics\nyour parents thought up\n
[09:35] ---
are a good fit for this classroom...\n
[09:38] ---
Plus, you're a student,\nand a transfer student at that.\n
[09:42] ---
First you've got to come up with a\ngood way to get along with everyone.\n
[09:46] ---
Get along?\n
[09:47] ---
Do you know why the students are interfering\nwith your assassination and I'm not?\n
[09:53] ---
As they see it, your attacks disrupt class--\n
[09:57] ---
and if you did happen to kill me,
[09:59] ---
the prize money would\nprobably all go to your parents.\n
[10:03] ---
Your assassination has\nno upside for them at all.\n
[10:08] ---
Now I understand, Koro Sensei.\n
[10:11] ---
I had not considered my classmates' interests.\n
[10:16] ---
You are a smart one.
[10:18] ---
Here, I made this for you.\n
[10:22] ---
Some apps and some extra RAM.\nAll virus-free, so please, take it.\n
[10:33] ---
What is this?\n
[10:34] ---
Simulation software for working with your classmates as you attack.
[10:39] ---
You can see how it'd boost\nyour assassination success rate.\n
[10:42] ---
No objection.\n
[10:44] ---
I think you can see now how vital\ncooperation is to assassination.\n
[10:48] ---
Well? Surely you'd like to\nget along with everyone.\n
[10:52] ---
I do not know how.\n
[10:55] ---
As you can see, I came prepared!\n
[10:58] ---
What is that?\n
[10:59] ---
All the software you need for\ncooperation... and more RAM.\n
[11:03] ---
Harming you may be against the rules,\n
[11:07] ---
but there's nothing in there\nabout increasing your capabilities.\n
[11:11] ---
Good morning...\n
[11:14] ---
Why are you doing this?\n
[11:16] ---
These upgrades will only shorten your life.\n
[11:19] ---
I'm your teacher first, your target second.\n
[11:22] ---
Yesterday was all it took\nfor me to understand\n
[11:25] ---
that both your ability and desire\nto learn are extremely high.\n
[11:30] ---
Your parents gave you that gift,\n
[11:33] ---
and it's my job as your teacher to develop it.\n
[11:38] ---
Learn to work with your classmates\nand develop your gifts even further.\n
[11:44] ---
Koro Sensei,\n
[11:46] ---
is this World Sweets Checklist\nnecessary for cooperation?\n
[11:51] ---
I, uh... I thought you could\nmaybe help me with that.\n
[11:54] ---
Was I asking too much?\n
[11:59] ---
Hey... you think she's still\ngonna be here today?\n
[12:03] ---
Probably...\n
[12:04] ---
We gotta complain to Mr. Karasuma.\n
[12:06] ---
We can't have class with that thing around!
[12:11] ---
She seems bigger...\n
[12:16] ---
Good morning, everybody!\n
[12:22] ---
What beautiful weather we're having!\n
[12:25] ---
To foster feelings of closeness,\nI gave her a full-body LCD display\n
[12:28] ---
and body- and uniform-modeling software.\n
[12:30] ---
Made it all myself,\nfor six hundred and six thousand yen.\n
[12:34] ---
I'm so happy to be able to spend\nsuch a refreshing day with you all!\n
[12:39] ---
Rich expressions and\ncheerful conversation skills,\n
[12:41] ---
plus the vast amounts of software\nand memory to run it all:\n
[12:44] ---
another one million,\none hundred and three thousand yen!\n
[12:48] ---
The new girl's evolution\nhas taken a strange turn.\n
[12:52] ---
All I have left in my wallet...\nis five measly yen!\n
[13:01] ---
The plants in the garden\nsure are getting nice and green.\n
[13:05] ---
Spring's over, and the coming\nsummer smells so pleasant!\n
[13:09] ---
She got crazy cute just overnight!\n
[13:13] ---
That is the fixed artillery... right?
[13:16] ---
Don't be fooled! It's all some\nprogram that octopus loaded up.\n
[13:22] ---
It might act nice, but a machine's a machine.
[13:24] ---
And that machine is gonna be totally clueless when it attacks,
[13:27] ---
the dumb box o' bolts.\n
[13:29] ---
I understand how you feel, Terasaka.\n
[13:33] ---
I was like that. Until yesterday.
[13:35] ---
Box of bolts... I-I don't know what to say.\n
[13:41] ---
Aw! You made her cry.\n
[13:42] ---
Terasaka made a 2D girl cry.\n
[13:45] ---
Cut it out! People'll take that the wrong way!\n
[13:48] ---
I think it's wonderful!\n
[13:49] ---
2D... A woman's not a woman\nuntil she loses that third D.\n
[13:53] ---
Takebayashi! That's your first line?!
[13:56] ---
Are you sure?\n
[13:57] ---
But don't worry, everybody.\n
[14:00] ---
Koro Sensei taught me the\nimportance of working together.\n
[14:05] ---
I'll hold off on my own assassination attempts\n
[14:07] ---
until I have your consent.\n
[14:09] ---
That way, you'll come to like me.\n
[14:13] ---
So please, be nice to her.\n
[14:16] ---
Of course...\n
[14:18] ---
though I may have given her certain upgrades,\n
[14:21] ---
I didn't lay a tentacle on her bloodlust.\n
[14:25] ---
Nope!\n
[14:26] ---
If you want to kill me, I imagine\nshe'll prove a formidable ally.\n
[14:32] ---
Koro Sensei can do anything.\n
[14:35] ---
Even make a proper student out of a machine.\n
[14:39] ---
Now, the retina contains long thin rods\n
[14:43] ---
"Hey! Lens!"\nand short fat... what?\n
[14:45] ---
Sugaya!\n
[14:46] ---
--Huh? Me?\n--Answer without looking at your textbook.\n
[14:49] ---
Yikes! Um...\n
[14:52] ---
"Cones"\n
[14:53] ---
"Cones"\nEr... cones.\n
[14:57] ---
Now hang on, Autonomous\nIntelligence Fixed Artillery!\n
[15:00] ---
Don't be slipping him the answer!\n
[15:02] ---
But sir, you programmed me to\ngive perks to my fellow students!\n
[15:06] ---
Cheating is not a perk!\n
[15:10] ---
Oh, wow!\n
[15:12] ---
Whoa, you can make this inside you?
[15:15] ---
Yes, I can create freely using\na special plastic inside me.\n
[15:20] ---
I can make guns or anything\nat all, if I have the data.\n
[15:23] ---
What a sculptor!\n
[15:25] ---
Cool! Now try making flowers!\n
[15:28] ---
Understood. I will gather flower data.\n
[15:31] ---
Yay!\n
[15:33] ---
Check, Chiba.\n
[15:35] ---
Three matches in and already I can't win.\n
[15:38] ---
She learns so fast!\n
[15:40] ---
Really amazing...\n
[15:42] ---
Ooh! There was this manga\nwhere an artificial intelligence\n
[15:45] ---
controlled the world\nthrough electronic drugs!\n
[15:47] ---
The super-popular detective manga\n
[15:50] ---
serialized in a major magazine\nand made into an anime?\n
[15:53] ---
Yet you have no data on flowers.\n
[15:56] ---
Huh.\n
[15:57] ---
She's turned out to be really popular!\n
[15:59] ---
She can do lots of things at once\nand make whatever she wants!\n
[16:03] ---
Rats!\n
[16:05] ---
What is it?\n
[16:06] ---
Her character type is just like mine!\n
[16:07] ---
It's nothing like yours!\n
[16:09] ---
Here I upgraded her, and now\nshe's eating into my popularity!\n
[16:14] ---
Look, class! I can put on\na human face, too, you know!\n
[16:19] ---
See? Change my skin color a little...\n
[16:22] ---
Creepy!\n
[16:24] ---
\n--Mimura... looked at my face... and called it... "creepy"!\n
[16:25] ---
--Hey, why don't we pick a name for her?\n--Mimura... looked at my face... and called it... "creepy"!\n
[16:28] ---
--Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery is a mouthful.\n--Mimura... looked at my face... and called it... "creepy"!\n
[16:32] ---
Sure is.\n
[16:34] ---
Let's see... maybe take part of that...\n
[16:37] ---
"Autonomous"...
[16:39] ---
How about "Ritsu"?\n
[16:41] ---
Cop-out.\n
[16:42] ---
What? It's cute!\n
[16:44] ---
Ritsu...\n
[16:46] ---
You okay with that?\n
[16:48] ---
Yes, very happy! Please:\n
[16:51] ---
call me Ritsu!\n
[16:53] ---
This might just work out.\n
[16:56] ---
I wonder. It's like Terasaka said:\n
[16:59] ---
she's just following Koro Sensei's program.\n
[17:03] ---
It's not like machines have free will.\n
[17:05] ---
"Ritsu"\n
[17:05] ---
"Ritsu"\nWherever she goes from here,\n
[17:08] ---
it's up to the guys who built her.\n
[17:13] ---
Wh-What is this?\n
[17:15] ---
Good evening, master.\n
[17:17] ---
I'm having a most enjoyable time at school,\n
[17:19] ---
--thanks to you.\n--Inconceivable!\n
[17:22] ---
Not only has she been arbitrarily upgraded,\n
[17:24] ---
there are things in here that have\nnothing to do with assassination.\n
[17:28] ---
We overhaul her at once.\n
[17:29] ---
Remove everything not\nnecessary for assassination.\n
[17:34] ---
This thing has its roots in\nthe Aegis combat system AI.\n
[17:37] ---
It can analyze a situation\n
[17:40] ---
and reach a comprehensive\ndecision faster than any human,\n
[17:43] ---
plus use any weapon at all.\n
[17:45] ---
If it can prove its might,\nit'll change the face of war forever.\n
[17:51] ---
The ten billion yen reward is just a taste.\n
[17:54] ---
This classroom is the ultimate proving ground:\n
[17:57] ---
kill that monster and we stand to gain trillions.
[18:03] ---
Your master's orders are absolute.\n
[18:07] ---
The only thing you need to\nthink about is assassination.\n
[18:10] ---
Yes, mast--\n
[18:17] ---
Good morning, everybody.\n
[18:20] ---
The deal is that you not\nharm any of your students,\n
[18:24] ---
but now upgrades will be considered "harm."\n
[18:28] ---
The same goes for you.\n
[18:29] ---
If you tie her up or break her,\nyou'll be asked to pay damages.\n
[18:35] ---
These are her owners' wishes.\nWe have to comply.\n
[18:37] ---
Owners? I don't know.\n
[18:40] ---
I'd like to put my student's\nfeelings first, not her parents'.\n
[18:46] ---
If she's been downgraded...\n
[18:48] ---
Are we looking at another daylong assault?\n
[18:53] ---
That pain-in-the-ass attack...\n
[18:59] ---
Here it comes!\n
[19:02] ---
Here we go.\n
[19:03] ---
"Old Campus"\n
[19:10] ---
I promised I'd make flowers.\n
[19:14] ---
Koro Sensei made 985\nimprovements to my body.\n
[19:20] ---
My master judged most of them\nirrelevant to assassination\n
[19:24] ---
and removed them, deleted them,\nrestored my factory defaults.\n
[19:27] ---
But of what I have learned of\nthe E Class, I myself decided\n
[19:32] ---
that my ability to cooperate\nwas essential to assassination,\n
[19:35] ---
so before it was deleted,\nI hid it in a corner of memory\n
[19:38] ---
inside a related piece of software.\n
[19:40] ---
Wonderful! Ritsu, this must mean...\n
[19:45] ---
Yes: I have defied my\nmaster of my own free will!\n
[19:51] ---
Nice one!\n
[19:53] ---
Koro Sensei, does this mean\nI'm in a rebellious phase?\n
[19:59] ---
Am I a bad girl?\n
[20:02] ---
Not at all! You're a third-year\njunior-high student,\n
[20:05] ---
and a fine one at that!\n
[20:08] ---
And so the E Class gained another ally.\n
[20:12] ---
Now there are twenty-seven\nof us trying to kill Koro Sensei.\n
[20:19] ---
Karasuma! Karasuma!\n
[20:21] ---
Is it true that adding a face\nwill make me popular?\n
[20:24] ---
Boy, have you gotten off track!
[20:40] ---
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[20:47] ---
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
[20:53] ---
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[20:58] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[21:04] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[21:07] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[21:09] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[21:15] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[21:22] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[21:30] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[21:32] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[21:35] ---
*She's been waiting *
[21:36] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[21:41] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[21:47] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[21:53] ---
*Shine again *
[22:51] ---
"Replay" "Watch Later"\n
[22:51] ---
"Replay" "Watch Later"\nSonic Ninja! I added the subtitles.\n
[22:56] ---
Nice!\n
[22:57] ---
You sure are handy, Ritsu!\n
10 - L and R Time
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[00:16] ---
Everyday chitchat is actually quite simple.\n
[00:19] ---
I'm sure you all know that one person\n
[00:21] ---
whose conversations mostly consist of "maji great" and "maji bad."
[00:25] ---
"Maji" here can be expressed with the old standby "really."
[00:28] ---
Kimura, you try.\n
[00:32] ---
Nope: awful. Your L's and R's are a mess.\n
[00:35] ---
The pronunciation of L and R doesn't\njibe well with Japanese people.\n
[00:39] ---
I understand what you mean,\nbut it still feels wrong.\n
[00:42] ---
Oh... okay.\n
[00:44] ---
Don't run from your\nincompatibilities--master them!\n
[00:47] ---
I'll be checking your pronunciation\nregularly from now on,\n
[00:50] ---
and if you screw up your L's and R's...\n
[00:54] ---
I'll punish you with a French kiss in public.\n
[01:01] ---
*The theory... of savage youth! *
[01:11] ---
*I only speak when it's time to act *
[01:14] ---
*I know that's pretty cool
[01:17] ---
(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
[01:19] ---
*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
[01:23] ---
*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
[01:30] ---
*What's this wave of irritation? *
[01:33] ---
*Proof of our existence? *
[01:36] ---
*Look up at the moon and up you go *
[01:40] ---
*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
[01:44] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[01:48] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[01:51] ---
*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
[01:58] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
[02:01] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
[02:04] ---
"Whatever" is easy to say *
[02:08] ---
*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
[02:14] ---
*But still: youth, to the future! *
[02:20] ---
*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
[02:27] ---
"Episode 10: L and R Time"\n
[02:33] ---
Man! Teaching is such a pain.\n
[02:36] ---
But the students seem to be taking to you.\n
[02:39] ---
Am I supposed to be proud\nof that? I'm an assassin!\n
[02:43] ---
I'm stuck here while\nI try to kill that octopus!\n
[02:47] ---
And speaking of that octopus...\n
[02:50] ---
he's gazing at my boobs\nwhile elegantly sipping tea!\n
[02:53] ---
Real-life lessons drawn from\nexperience--how marvelous!\n
[02:57] ---
Oh, shut up!\n
[03:00] ---
Calm down. That's the kind of target he is.\n
[03:03] ---
Shit! I won't stand for this!\n
[03:09] ---
She's certainly riled up.\n
[03:11] ---
All thanks to a certain someone.\n
[03:16] ---
I can't afford to get bogged down here.\n
[03:20] ---
But how on earth can I kill that...\n
[03:25] ---
A snare trap? Why?!\n
[03:29] ---
What a surprise, Irina.\n
[03:32] ---
Seeing you play teacher with those children...\n
[03:35] ---
It was like the setup for a comedy sketch.\n
[03:38] ---
S-Sir!\n
[03:39] ---
What are you doing?\n
[03:41] ---
That's not very ladylike.\n
[03:44] ---
Don't worry.\n
[03:45] ---
She knows how to free herself.\n
[03:49] ---
Hey, who are you?\n
[03:51] ---
Do you even understand what I'm saying?\n
[03:55] ---
Pardon me. Japanese is just fine.\nI'm not suspicious, I assure you.\n
[04:01] ---
What if I said I'm the one who\nworked with your government\n
[04:05] ---
to bring in Irina Jelavich?\n
[04:08] ---
Lovro the assassin!\n
[04:10] ---
Once known as a skilled killer, now retired.\n
[04:15] ---
Makes a fortune training up younger\nassassins and getting them hired.\n
[04:21] ---
He's proven crucial\nfor Japan's government,\n
[04:24] ---
which knows nothing of assassins.\n
[04:26] ---
But why is he here?\n
[04:28] ---
Where is this Koro Sensei right now?\n
[04:30] ---
He went to Shanghai for some almond jelly.\n
[04:34] ---
He left a half-hour ago,\nso he should be back soon.\n
[04:38] ---
Seems this creature lives up to the hype.\n
[04:41] ---
I'm glad I came--now I have my answer.\n
[04:45] ---
Irina, you're off the case.\n
[04:48] ---
You can't handle this job.\n
[04:51] ---
When it comes to undercover jobs,\nyou have no equal.\n
[04:55] ---
But once your identity is revealed,\nyou're worthless as an assassin.\n
[05:00] ---
I know I can do it, sir!\nI have what it takes!\n
[05:06] ---
That was fast!\n
[05:07] ---
Everyone has their\nstrengths and weaknesses.\n
[05:10] ---
Call this your... L and R.\n
[05:14] ---
You're half right, anyway.\n
[05:18] ---
What are you doing here, Game Show?\n
[05:20] ---
What a mean nickname!\nJust call me "Koro Sensei" already.\n
[05:26] ---
It's you.\n
[05:27] ---
It's true that, as an assassin,\nshe's hardly to be feared.\n
[05:32] ---
She's crap.\n
[05:33] ---
Who's crap?!
[05:34] ---
But, as an assassin, she's a\ngood fit for this classroom.\n
[05:41] ---
Let's hold a kill-off, and you'll see\n
[05:44] ---
who's the better assassin.\n
[05:46] ---
This will be between you two.\n
[05:48] ---
The rules are simple:\nWhoever kills Mr. Karasuma first wins!\n
[05:53] ---
Hey, wait! Why am I the victim here?!\n
[05:56] ---
Because nobody can kill me, of course!
[05:59] ---
You have all day tomorrow.\n
[06:01] ---
I see. A sham assassination, eh?\n
[06:05] ---
All right. Sounds like a fun diversion.\n
[06:10] ---
Suit yourself.\n
[06:14] ---
Are you trying to stick up for me?\n
[06:16] ---
You must think I'd be much easier\nto handle than any new assassin\n
[06:20] ---
Mr. Lovro would bring in!\n
[06:23] ---
Well, I'll show you! I'll kill Karasuma and you myself!
[06:33] ---
...And there you have it.\nExpect some disruptions today,\n
[06:37] ---
though your classes\nshould remain unaffected.\n
[06:39] ---
Carry on as you usually do.\n
[06:42] ---
Will Mr. Karasuma ever catch a break?\n
[06:44] ---
Oh, Mr. Karasuma!\n
[06:47] ---
Great work today! You must be thirsty!\nHave a nice cold drink!\n
[06:55] ---
Go on, knock it right back! It's delicious!\n
[06:59] ---
Something's in there.\n
[07:00] ---
Something's definitely in there.\n
[07:02] ---
Probably a muscle relaxant.\nShe'll immobilize, then stab me.\n
[07:09] ---
Look, I wouldn't even let you\nget close enough to give it to me.\n
[07:15] ---
Oh, hang on.\n
[07:17] ---
I'll put it here.\n
[07:20] ---
Owie!\n
[07:21] ---
\n--Carry me piggyback, Karasuma! Piggyback!\n
[07:23] ---
--I will not!\n--Carry me piggyback, Karasuma! Piggyback!\n
[07:25] ---
Have you no shame, my idiot apprentice?\n
[07:28] ---
Professor Bitch...\n
[07:30] ---
You'd never even fool us with that.
[07:32] ---
What do you expect?!\n
[07:34] ---
There's no natural way to fake-seduce\nsomeone you already know!\n
[07:38] ---
--A paid escort would be just as awkward\n--Do you smoke? Of... course you do, Da--I mean, sir.\n
[07:40] ---
--if her customer happened to be her father!\n--Do you smoke? Of... course you do, Da--I mean, sir.\n
[07:42] ---
--This is the same thing!\n--Uh, yeah.\n
[07:43] ---
Like we'd know!\n
[07:45] ---
Uh-oh--I'd better kill him quick.\n
[07:48] ---
With Lovro's skill, he could take\ndown his target in a split second.\n
[07:56] ---
What do you think?\n
[07:57] ---
Sometimes it can be fun being the kill-ee.\n
[08:00] ---
Don't be ridiculous.\nAnd what if I dodge them both?\n
[08:06] ---
Then I'd give you a chance.\n
[08:10] ---
A chance?\n
[08:11] ---
I'll stay stock-still in front of you\nfor one second, no matter what.\n
[08:15] ---
Assassinate me all you like.\n
[08:18] ---
But don't tell those two about it.\n
[08:22] ---
If they conspire to cut corners,\nthis'll all be for nothing.\n
[08:27] ---
Fine.\n
[08:30] ---
"Staff Room"\n
[08:44] ---
Head-on?!\n
[08:52] ---
You may be skilled, but you\nseem to think it'd be awful easy\n
[08:56] ---
for an assassin retired\nfrom old age to kill someone\n
[08:59] ---
who'd been in the elite\nforces until just recently.\n
[09:04] ---
He's tough!\n
[09:05] ---
Even Lovro can't kill him! Do I have\nany hope of doing the deed today?\n
[09:11] ---
I'm sure you know:\nif you fail to kill me today...\n
[09:17] ---
Why are you so scared?
[09:19] ---
You can't lose, Professor Irina! Do your best!\n
[09:22] ---
My knife can stab five times in one second.\n
[09:27] ---
I can't wait.\n
[09:32] ---
Sir... your hand...\n
[09:35] ---
I suppose I can't kill him like this--not today.\n
[09:39] ---
"Kill"\nDon't give up! You can do it--yes, you can! Go!\n
[09:43] ---
Even if I could nail this,\nKoro Sensei, I still couldn't kill you.\n
[09:50] ---
My experience makes that clear.\n
[09:53] ---
The same goes for Irina.\n
[09:57] ---
I see. Then you've given up.\n
[10:01] ---
But... watch Professor Irina through to the end!\n
[10:05] ---
Experienced or not, whoever gets\nthe kill is the most skilled assassin.\n
[10:12] ---
Whatever you like.\n
[10:18] ---
You really think I can hit\nKarasuma with my knife?\n
[10:24] ---
Of course. I don't know what you\nlearned at your teacher's feet...\n
[10:29] ---
but I know what you've worked\nso hard on while you've been here.\n
[10:33] ---
For example,\n
[10:34] ---
this lingerie you ordered yesterday!\n
[10:37] ---
Now that's making an effort!
[10:38] ---
You octoperv!\n
[10:40] ---
Show them what you can do.\nMr. Karasuma, your teacher...\n
[10:46] ---
and above all, your students.\n
[10:52] ---
Hey, check that out, Nagisa.\n
[10:56] ---
Yeah, Mr. Karasuma eats lunch there a lot.\n
[11:00] ---
And now one woman draws near...\n
[11:04] ---
Professor Bitch is going for it!\n
[11:07] ---
Do you have a moment, Karasuma?\n
[11:09] ---
What now?\n
[11:10] ---
This may be a sham assassination,\nbut I'm done playing around.\n
[11:14] ---
She has a knife, I see.\n
[11:16] ---
She must know that won't\nwork on him. What a fool.\n
[11:21] ---
Aw, come on, Karasuma.\n
[11:25] ---
I really want to stay here. You know that.\n
[11:30] ---
One little poke and it'll be over.\n
[11:33] ---
I'll give you something in return.\n
[11:35] ---
The best of the best,\nlike you've never had before.\n
[11:40] ---
So this is how it is. I steal\nher knife and that's that.\n
[11:45] ---
All right--kill me.\nHit me anywhere you like.\n
[11:50] ---
Goody!\n
[11:53] ---
Mr. Lovro, you've seen Professor Irina teach.\n
[11:58] ---
Her style focuses on mastering\ndifficult pronunciation first.\n
[12:03] ---
Language-learning is a cycle\nof challenges and mastery.\n
[12:07] ---
Having mastered ten languages,\nshe went on to tackle fearlessly\n
[12:10] ---
the entirely new position of teacher-- and mastered that.
[12:15] ---
Do you think such an expert\nin challenges and mastery\n
[12:18] ---
has done nothing at all since her arrival?\n
[12:23] ---
What--\n
[12:25] ---
Okay... here I come.\n
[12:29] ---
A snare trap!\n
[12:33] ---
She got the better of him!\n
[12:35] ---
You go, Professor Bitch!\n
[12:37] ---
In her own way, she's thinking\nof the skills she needs to kill me,\n
[12:41] ---
challenging and mastering them\nlike they were a foreign language.\n
[12:47] ---
Simply looking in this bag\nwill reveal her unseen efforts.\n
[12:53] ---
Gotcha!\n
[12:56] ---
That was close.\n
[12:58] ---
Damn! If this comes down to strength,\nI'll be out of options!\n
[13:02] ---
What do I...\n
[13:05] ---
Karasuma?\n
[13:09] ---
I want to do it. Can I?\n
[13:13] ---
What kind of assassin begs for permission?!\n
[13:16] ---
You just don't know when to quit!\n
[13:21] ---
That's enough.\n
[13:23] ---
I'm not going to spend a whole\nday entertaining a bad quitter.\n
[13:26] ---
She got him!\n
[13:27] ---
Wow!\n
[13:28] ---
Professor Bitch gets to stay!\n
[13:31] ---
It was only a verbal agreement.\n
[13:33] ---
I doubt he'd just let me kill him\ngiven such a ridiculous bet.\n
[13:40] ---
There's a woman who'll\nwholeheartedly challenge and master\n
[13:43] ---
even the things she's no good at.\n
[13:45] ---
As her students watch and\nlearn her spirit of challenge,\n
[13:48] ---
each of them will progress in\ntheir development as assassins.\n
[13:52] ---
That's why\n
[13:54] ---
if you want to kill me, she needs to be here.\n
[14:00] ---
Sir!\n
[14:02] ---
What a terrible apprentice...\n
[14:04] ---
You'd be better off as a teacher.\n
[14:08] ---
Be sure you kill him, Irina.\n
[14:12] ---
Of course, sir!\n
[14:14] ---
--I did it!\n--Indecent and arrogant, yet straightforward:\n
[14:18] ---
Professor Bitch is our E Class English teacher.\n
[14:24] ---
"Afterwards"\n
[14:28] ---
Hey, what's with the armor?\n
[14:30] ---
In preparation for that\none second... just in case.\n
[14:42] ---
Aren't you in a good mood, Koro Sensei. Got after-school plans?
[14:46] ---
Yes: I'm going to Hawaii to see a movie.\n
[14:49] ---
It's getting an American premiere--\nI've really looked forward to it.\n
[14:53] ---
No way! That's cold!\n
[14:57] ---
Mach 20 speed was made for times like this!\n
[15:00] ---
Sonic Ninja?\n
[15:02] ---
Oh, yeah, that superhero flick.\n
[15:04] ---
Tell us all about it tomorrow!\n
[15:06] ---
Yes, yes, I will.\n
[15:10] ---
Well, then, I guess I'll be off.\n
[15:13] ---
Koro Sensei!\n
[15:14] ---
Please...\n
[15:16] ---
...take us with you!\n
[15:18] ---
Oh! You like the franchise, do you?\n
[15:20] ---
Uh-huh. We've been\nwaiting ages for the sequel.\n
[15:23] ---
I didn't expect you to be into\nsuperhero movies, Karma.\n
[15:26] ---
I like the director, and he rarely\nhandles comic book source material.\n
[15:31] ---
I'd like to come, too, Nagisa!\n
[15:34] ---
"Pardon the Intrusion"\n
[15:35] ---
Pardon the intrusion.\n
[15:37] ---
Ritsu... why are you in my phone?\n
[15:41] ---
To facilitate information\nsharing among students,\n
[15:44] ---
I downloaded my data\nonto everyone's cellphones.\n
[15:48] ---
Call me "Mobile Ritsu"!\n
[15:50] ---
So she can do just about anything, too.
[15:52] ---
I'd like to take a little trip\nwith Koro Sensei at Mach 20.\n
[15:57] ---
Perhaps my camera images can\nassist in assassination planning.\n
[16:00] ---
All right: on the way to the movie,\n
[16:03] ---
I'll give you all a taste of my speed!\n
[16:07] ---
Hey, Karma? You know,\nI asked him on a whim...\n
[16:10] ---
but what have we gotten ourselves into here?\n
[16:13] ---
Yeah, well... actually, we never\nconsidered the safety of it all.\n
[16:18] ---
Not to worry. I'll accelerate\ngently so no one gets hurt.\n
[16:29] ---
S-So fast!\n
[16:32] ---
Fantastic!\n
[16:33] ---
I can see the Pacific Ocean!\n
[16:37] ---
Huh? There's really not much\nsound and wind, is there, sir?\n
[16:41] ---
Your head is deflecting most of it.\n
[16:44] ---
Good observation, Nagisa.\nThe secret's in my skin!\n
[16:49] ---
"Illustration"\n
[16:50] ---
My head is normally soft, but it\nhardens up at high pressures.\n
[16:56] ---
That way, it can stand up to\nMach-speed wind pressure.\n
[16:59] ---
You have something quite like\nmy skin in your everyday lives, too.\n
[17:04] ---
--First, let's take a look at the phenomenon of dilatancy.\n--What is this, a lecture? In mid-flight?!\n
[17:08] ---
--Mix together water and cornstarch...\n--Aren't you going to assassinate him, Karma?\n
[17:11] ---
I'd think this is your chance.\n
[17:14] ---
That's crazy talk, Ritsu. We'd *all *plop into the Pacific at Mach speed.
[17:20] ---
Koro Sensei has us right where he wants us.\n
[17:23] ---
All we can do is listen quietly.\n
[17:31] ---
...and that same dilatancy is put to use\nin the latest bulletproof vests.\n
[17:38] ---
Now you're that much smarter...\nand the theater is just below.\n
[17:43] ---
We made it--all the way to Hawaii,\nduring that lecture!\n
[17:51] ---
Whoa! It's cold!\n
[17:53] ---
The A/C is always on indoors\nin Hawaii. Bundle up, now.\n
[17:59] ---
Here.\n
[18:02] ---
This should be fun.\nMy first time in a theater!\n
[18:06] ---
But this is America.\nThey won't have Japanese subtitles.\n
[18:09] ---
Think we can get the gist of it?\n
[18:11] ---
You'll be fine. You both\nhave good English grades,\n
[18:16] ---
and Professor Irina has been\nworking you plenty hard.\n
[18:19] ---
Plus, if you put my tentacle to your ear...\n
[18:22] ---
I'll explain any unfamiliar words that crop up.\n
[18:25] ---
Now do your best--and enjoy the show.\n
[18:28] ---
Here, have some soda and popcorn.\n
[18:32] ---
Uh-oh--\n
[18:35] ---
this is pretty great!\n
[18:42] ---
A solitary, troubled hero\nwho must save the world...\n
[18:46] ---
Kids our age have always\nadmired that character type,\n
[18:49] ---
but what about Koro Sensei?\n
[18:53] ---
G... no, H.\n
[18:57] ---
He's more into the heroine.\n
[19:18] ---
That was great! That cliffhanger\nreally leaves you wanting more!\n
[19:23] ---
But making the big boss be the\nheroine's brother? Pretty clichéd.\n
[19:27] ---
Oh, uh... yeah...\n
[19:29] ---
I can predict the series' ending by\nanalyzing a thousand Hollywood films!\n
[19:34] ---
Shall I?\n
[19:36] ---
No, thanks. You two\nare real party poopers.\n
[19:40] ---
Long-lost siblings! What a cruel fate!\n
[19:45] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #13:\nCries at clichéd scenes"\n
[19:47] ---
Hey, what's with him?\nI thought he was a big boy.\n
[19:51] ---
He's been like that all the way home.\n
[19:54] ---
Thanks for the day, Koro Sensei.\n
[19:56] ---
See you.\n
[19:57] ---
Goodbye! Careful on these roads at night.\n
[20:01] ---
And write a report on the movie\nin English by tomorrow.\n
[20:05] ---
Aw! You're giving us homework?\n
[20:08] ---
It's a small price to pay\nfor a free trip to Hawaii.\n
[20:15] ---
What's up, Nagisa?\n
[20:16] ---
That was a first. Taking in a lecture\nover five hours to Hawaii,\n
[20:22] ---
watching a movie and then coming home.\n
[20:24] ---
You got that right.\n
[20:25] ---
What's more,\n
[20:26] ---
Koro Sensei took extreme care\nin keeping you two from harm.\n
[20:32] ---
I saw him use his tentacles to avoid\nwind pressure and dust particles.\n
[20:38] ---
What we saw today... that's what\nKoro Sensei sees all the time.\n
[20:43] ---
The more I get to know him,\n
[20:44] ---
the more I feel like his life\nis receding from our view.\n
[20:49] ---
Well, I ought to be on my way, too.\n
[20:52] ---
I'm meeting Mimura at his house\nfor some math tutoring.\n
[21:02] ---
Well? Could you follow him with your eyes?\n
[21:06] ---
Good. Then you can kill him.\n
[21:11] ---
My... brother?\n
[21:14] ---
Yes, your big brother.\n
[21:16] ---
And starting tomorrow, your teacher.\n
[21:23] ---
Now... let's get some payback\nfor that moon, shall we?\n
[21:43] ---
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:50] ---
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:56] ---
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:02] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:07] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[22:13] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:19] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
*She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
*Shine again *
11 - Transfer Student Time/2nd Period
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"To: T. Karasuma"\n"Subject: Message from Special Service HQ"\n
[00:12] ---
"Your second transfer student will arrive on 6/15."\n
[00:13] ---
"No need for detailed discussions in advance;\ncomply with his attendant's wishes."\n
[00:14] ---
"This is our long-awaited favorite."\n
[00:23] ---
"Understood."\n
[00:29] ---
*The theory... of savage youth! *
[00:39] ---
*I only speak when it's time to act *
[00:42] ---
*I know that's pretty cool
[00:44] ---
(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
[00:47] ---
*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
[00:51] ---
*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
[00:58] ---
*What's this wave of irritation? *
[01:01] ---
*Proof of our existence? *
[01:04] ---
*Look up at the moon and up you go *
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*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
[01:12] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[01:16] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[01:19] ---
*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
[01:26] ---
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
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"Whatever" is easy to say *
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*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
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*But still: youth, to the future! *
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*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
[01:55] ---
"Episode 11: Transfer Student Time/2nd Period"\n
[02:01] ---
All right, class, time for homeroom.\n
[02:05] ---
Please take your seats.\n
[02:07] ---
That's... big.\n
[02:10] ---
Koro Sensei, your head is\napproximately 33 percent larger.\n
[02:14] ---
Please explain.\n
[02:15] ---
Ah.\n
[02:15] ---
It's soaked up all this moisture, thanks to the humidity.\n
[02:16] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #14: Prone to dampness"\nIt's soaked up all this moisture, thanks to the humidity.\n
[02:19] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #14: Prone to dampness"\nLike uncooked rice!\n
[02:22] ---
Now, then...\n
[02:23] ---
Mr. Karasuma tells me another\ntransfer student is coming.\n
[02:27] ---
Yeah, well, probably another assassin.\n
[02:30] ---
I got into a little trouble taking\nRitsu too lightly last time.\n
[02:34] ---
I won't make that mistake again.\n
[02:38] ---
In any case, it'll be nice for you\nto have someone else on your side.\n
[02:43] ---
Hey, Ritsu, have you heard anything?\n
[02:46] ---
You know, as a fellow transfer assassin?\n
[02:48] ---
Yes, a little.\n
[02:50] ---
Originally, he and I were\nto be introduced together.\n
[02:54] ---
I would handle long-range attacks,\n
[02:56] ---
and he, close-range combat.\n
[02:59] ---
Together, we'd drive\nKoro Sensei into a corner.\n
[03:02] ---
But... those orders were\ncanceled for two reasons.\n
[03:07] ---
Huh... What were they?\n
[03:09] ---
One, his adjustment took longer than expected.\n
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And two... I lack the capacity\nto provide him support.\n
[03:19] ---
As an assassin, I am\noverwhelmingly inferior to him.\n
[03:26] ---
This coming from Ritsu,\nwho blew off Koro Sensei's finger.\n
[03:30] ---
What kind of monster is this guy?
[03:45] ---
What's with the outfit?\n
[03:48] ---
Is that the new kid?\n
[03:57] ---
Sorry! Didn't mean to frighten you.\n
[04:00] ---
I'm not the new kid--I'm his guardian.\n
[04:04] ---
You can call me... "Shiro."\n
[04:08] ---
Some guy all in white comes in\ndoing tricks? That'd spook anyone!\n
[04:11] ---
Yeah, except maybe Koro Sens--\n
[04:17] ---
Koro Sensei, you scaredy-cat!\n
[04:19] ---
He's spooked enough to use his liquefy trick!\n
[04:20] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #15: Falls for rumors"\n
[04:21] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #15: Falls for rumors"\nWell, Ritsu was telling all those scary stories!\n
[04:24] ---
N-Nice to meet you, Mr. Shiro.\n
[04:27] ---
And where is our new student?\n
[04:30] ---
A pleasure, Koro Sensei.\n
[04:32] ---
He's a rather... unique child,\nin personality and otherwise.\n
[04:36] ---
I'll introduce him myself.\n
[04:42] ---
He's awfully evasive.\n
[04:48] ---
Yes?\n
[04:50] ---
Oh, just... you've got good kids here.\n
[04:53] ---
I'm sure he'll fit right in.\n
[04:56] ---
Now to introduce him:\n
[04:59] ---
Hey, Itona!\n
[05:01] ---
Come on in.\n
[05:11] ---
I won.\n
[05:13] ---
I proved that I'm stronger\nthan that classroom wall.\n
[05:16] ---
Use the damn door!\n
[05:19] ---
That's all that matters... that's all.\n
[05:22] ---
Gah, we've got us another handful!\n
[05:25] ---
Even Koro Sensei doesn't know how to react!\n
[05:27] ---
He's not smiling... not serious...\n
[05:30] ---
What's with that half-assed expression?!\n
[05:32] ---
Itona Horibe. Please, call him Itona.\n
[05:36] ---
A white-clad guardian and a transfer\nstudent who's impossible to read.\n
[05:41] ---
We're in for some extra-stormy weather.\n
[05:44] ---
Say, Itona, something's been bugging me...\n
[05:48] ---
You came in from outside, right? Empty-handed?\n
[05:51] ---
It's raining buckets out there,\nyet there's not a drop of rain on you.\n
[06:03] ---
You might be the strongest one in this class.\n
[06:07] ---
But don't fret.\n
[06:09] ---
You're weaker than me, so I won't kill you.\n
[06:14] ---
I only want to kill\n
[06:17] ---
those who could be stronger than me.\n
[06:21] ---
And in this classroom, Koro Sensei,\n
[06:22] ---
--"Chew well."\n--that's you.\n
[06:25] ---
Do you mean strong and weak\nin terms of fighting, Itona?\n
[06:29] ---
If it's a trial of strength, you and I\naren't even in the same dimension.\n
[06:33] ---
Sure, we are.\n
[06:35] ---
After all,\n
[06:37] ---
we're brothers by blood.\n
[06:41] ---
B-B-B-B-B--\n
[06:43] ---
"Koro"\nB-B-B-B-B--\n
[06:45] ---
Brothers?!
[06:49] ---
The loser dies, big brother.\n
[06:56] ---
Siblings have no need for cheap tricks.\n
[06:58] ---
I will kill you and prove my strength.\n
[07:03] ---
We face off after school--\nhere, in this classroom.\n
[07:09] ---
Now hang on, sir!\nWhat's this "brother" stuff?!\n
[07:11] ---
--Humans and octopuses are nothing alike! --No! No no no!
[07:14] ---
I haven't the foggiest! I was\nborn and raised an only child!\n
[07:19] ---
When I asked my folks for a little brother,\n
[07:21] ---
--So, about our standard of living...\n--things got really awkward!\n
[07:23] ---
--Mmm. --Wait--you have parents?!
[07:26] ---
"Staff Room"\n
[07:28] ---
"Shonen Jump"\n
[07:32] ---
Are they really siblings?\nOr is this a tactic to shake him up?\n
[07:39] ---
Sorry to startle you, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[07:42] ---
That boy is the toppest of the top secret.\n
[07:46] ---
It wasn't unreasonable for\nyou to be in the dark here.\n
[07:50] ---
But I assure you: he is indeed\nKoro Sensei's brother.\n
[07:56] ---
And after school, that will\nbecome extremely evident.\n
[08:00] ---
He sure is packin' in the\nsweets at a healthy pace.\n
[08:03] ---
He's got Koro Sensei's sweet tooth.\n
[08:06] ---
And his opaque expression.\n
[08:10] ---
That brothers thing sure has\neveryone comparing the two of us.\n
[08:14] ---
Now I'm all antsy.\n
[08:15] ---
I'll cheer myself up by looking at\nthe girly magazine I bought today.\n
[08:19] ---
Ah, now this is for grown-up tastes!
[08:21] ---
"Weekly Young Jump" Ah, now this is for grown-up tastes!
[08:23] ---
"Weekly Young Jump"\n"Her Young Jump Debut! Samuko Ushiroda"\n
[08:25] ---
They even like the same big boobs!\n
[08:27] ---
His credibility just skyrocketed!\n
[08:30] ---
You think so, Okajima?\n
[08:33] ---
Oh, yeah!\n
[08:34] ---
"Weekly Young Jump"\nWe boob men are all brothers!\n
[08:36] ---
Three brothers now?!
[08:38] ---
If they really are brothers...\nthen why wouldn't Koro Sensei know?\n
[08:44] ---
I bet it went like this:\n
[08:49] ---
Your Highness,\n
[08:50] ---
the enemy army is upon us!\n
[08:53] ---
Then I have no choice!\n
[08:55] ---
My sons!\n
[08:56] ---
You alone must live!\n
[08:57] ---
Go on ahead, my brother!\n
[09:00] ---
Once we're over this bridge,\nwe'll have escaped!\n
[09:05] ---
My brother!\n
[09:06] ---
--Brotherrr!\n--Never mind me--go!\n
[09:09] ---
My brother...\ngo forth and live!\n
[09:13] ---
And once grown,\nthey began their destined battle\n
[09:16] ---
without realizing they were brothers!\n
[09:18] ---
Okay. But why's the little brother human?\n
[09:21] ---
Um, like... a mutation?\n
[09:23] ---
You haven't explained the core issue here!\n
[09:25] ---
You gotta dig deeper on your\ncharacterizations there, Fuwa.\n
[09:28] ---
And your plot needs more work!\n
[09:31] ---
This is a real story with real\nbackground, not a fairy tale!\n
[09:35] ---
More realism!\n
[09:49] ---
A desk ring?\n
[09:51] ---
Yep. Like a real match.\n
[09:53] ---
I've never known anyone to go\nabout an assassination like this.\n
[09:57] ---
You must be sick of plain old\nassassinations, Koro Sensei.\n
[10:01] ---
Shall we lay down a rule here?\n
[10:04] ---
How about... stepping foot out of\nthe ring means death on the spot.\n
[10:08] ---
What do you think?\n
[10:09] ---
What the--? Like the loser's\ngonna uphold that rule.\n
[10:13] ---
No, breaking a rule that\nwe were all witness to\n
[10:17] ---
would hurt our trust in him as a teacher.\n
[10:19] ---
That kind of restriction works\nespecially well with him.\n
[10:24] ---
All right. I accept your rule.\n
[10:27] ---
However, Itona, hurting\nthe spectators is also a loss.\n
[10:33] ---
Start on my signal.\n
[10:37] ---
Assassination...\n
[10:42] ---
...begin!\n
[10:49] ---
Our eyes were all pinned to one spot--\n
[10:53] ---
and it wasn't our teacher's shorn-off arm.\n
[10:56] ---
It can't be...\n
[11:03] ---
Tentacles?!\n
[11:15] ---
Itona's hair--\n
[11:17] ---
it's tentacles!\n
[11:18] ---
Oh, so that's how he stayed dry\nempty-handed in that rain:\n
[11:24] ---
he can bat away the drops with his tentacles.\n
[11:27] ---
Where?\n
[11:30] ---
Where did you get those--\n
[11:34] ---
those tentacles?!\n
[11:37] ---
We're not obligated to\ntell you that, Koro Sensei.\n
[11:40] ---
But this ought to have convinced you:\n
[11:43] ---
You have different parents,\ndifferent upbringings,\n
[11:46] ---
but still, you are brothers.\n
[11:50] ---
My, what a scary face you're making.\n
[11:53] ---
Did you perhaps remember\nsomething unpleasant?\n
[11:58] ---
It would appear... you and I\nwill need to have a little talk.\n
[12:04] ---
But we can't. You'll be dead.\n
[12:08] ---
Exposure to this pressure ray at close range\n
[12:11] ---
triggers dilatant behavior in your cells.\n
[12:14] ---
Your whole body stiffens instantly.\n
[12:17] ---
We know it all--all of your weak points.\n
[12:23] ---
Did he get him?\n
[12:24] ---
No--\n
[12:26] ---
look up!\n
[12:30] ---
You've shed your skin.\n
[12:32] ---
That's right--you had that trick up your sleeve.\n
[12:35] ---
But, Koro Sensei,\n
[12:37] ---
we also know there's\na weak spot there, too.\n
[12:41] ---
Molting expends more energy than it would seem.\n
[12:42] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #16: Right after molting"\nMolting expends more energy than it would seem.\n
[12:44] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #16: Right after molting"\nTherefore, the speed you're so proud\n
[12:45] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #16: Right after molting"\nof drops immediately afterward.\n
[12:47] ---
And you've grown back the arm that\nItona took in his first surprise attack.\n
[12:51] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #17: Right after regeneration"\n
[12:51] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #17: Right after regeneration"\nThat uses up quite a bit of stamina as well.\n
[12:54] ---
By my calculations, you should be\nevenly matched physically about now.\n
[12:59] ---
Your use of tentacles depends greatly\n
[13:01] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #2: Freaks out easily"\non your mental state.\n
[13:04] ---
Given the shock of being damaged\nby an unexpected tentacle,\n
[13:08] ---
it's plain to see who's in the lead now.\n
[13:14] ---
Furthermore,\n
[13:15] ---
he has the support of his devoted guardian.\n
[13:16] ---
"Weak Point #18: Hardens upon exposure to a special beam"\nhe has the support of his devoted guardian.\n
[13:30] ---
Now you'll have to grow back your legs, too.\n
[13:33] ---
That'll drop your stamina even further,\nmaking you easier to kill.\n
[13:36] ---
What a relief.\n
[13:38] ---
Brother, I'm stronger than you.\n
[13:41] ---
He's got Koro Sensei on the ropes.\n
[13:44] ---
If they kill him... they'll save the world!\n
[13:48] ---
And yet... why am I so disappointed?\n
[13:52] ---
Zeroing in on weak point after weak point\n
[13:55] ---
like they know the cards he's holding...\n
[13:57] ---
But honestly?\n
[13:59] ---
We wanted to find those out for ourselves.\n
[14:02] ---
And we wanted to kill him!
[14:06] ---
Your legs have regenerated, I see.\n
[14:09] ---
Now, can you withstand the next onslaught?\n
[14:13] ---
I've never been run so ragged before.\n
[14:16] ---
At first this seemed like\na straightforward face-off,\n
[14:19] ---
but it's all been so carefully calculated.\n
[14:23] ---
There's a lot I want to ask you two,\nbut if I don't win this first,\n
[14:28] ---
there'll be no more talking for me.\n
[14:30] ---
You still think you can win?\n
[14:31] ---
Ah, the howling of the losing dog--or octopus.\n
[14:34] ---
Mr. Shiro, there's one thing\nyou forgot to take into account.\n
[14:39] ---
There is not. My methods are impeccable.\n
[14:44] ---
Kill him.\n
[14:55] ---
What's this?\n
[14:56] ---
I seem to have stepped in\nsomething you've dropped.\n
[15:02] ---
When did he...\n
[15:08] ---
If our tentacles are the same,\nthen these anti-me knives\n
[15:10] ---
will work the same, too.\n
[15:12] ---
And the loss of a tentacle unnerves us both.\n
[15:15] ---
But I'm a little craftier than you.\n
[15:24] ---
You should be unharmed,\nwrapped in my old skin like that.\n
[15:28] ---
But your feet are outside the ring.\n
[15:32] ---
I win. According to the rules,\nthat means you die.\n
[15:38] ---
You can't kill me anymore.\n
[15:42] ---
If you want to live, stay and learn\nwith everyone in this class,\n
[15:47] ---
something that can't be that easily\nmeasured by crunching numbers.\n
[15:50] ---
That would be the experience gap.\n
[15:52] ---
I've lived a little longer than you,\nand come to know a little more.\n
[15:57] ---
I became a teacher because I\nwanted to pass that on to you all.\n
[16:02] ---
If you don't take my experience\nfrom me here in this classroom,\n
[16:06] ---
you'll never be able to beat me.\n
[16:09] ---
I won't? I...\n
[16:13] ---
I'm weak?!\n
[16:14] ---
Uh-oh. Itona absolutely despises studying.\n
[16:18] ---
And lecturing a child who hates to study\n
[16:22] ---
could unleash genocide!\n
[16:26] ---
Black tentacles?!\n
[16:27] ---
Oh, crap! He's gone off the deep end!\n
[16:29] ---
I'm strong. These tentacles made\nme stronger than all the rest.\n
[16:33] ---
All the rest...!
[16:43] ---
Apologies, Koro Sensei.\n
[16:45] ---
It seems this boy wasn't yet\nmentally prepared for school.\n
[16:50] ---
I know it's his first day and all...\nbut he'll be taking a little break.\n
[16:55] ---
Wait!\n
[16:57] ---
I can't just let that student go--\nI'm his teacher!\n
[17:00] ---
I shall look after him until he graduates!\n
[17:02] ---
And, Mr. Shiro... I have\nso very much to ask you.\n
[17:07] ---
Yeah, no. We're leaving.\n
[17:10] ---
Or would you stop us by force?\n
[17:13] ---
Anti-Sensei fibers.\nYou literally can't touch me.\n
[17:19] ---
Don't worry; he'll be back\nbefore long, Koro Sensei.\n
[17:23] ---
After all, March is just around the corner.\n
[17:25] ---
I'll take on the task of\ntutoring him at home.\n
[17:35] ---
His personality will keep him\nfrom escaping that school\n
[17:38] ---
before Earth's destruction.\n
[17:41] ---
And that class!\n
[17:44] ---
How amusing.\n
[17:47] ---
So unpredictable--like the sky today,\nraining off and on.\n
[17:54] ---
"embarrassed"\nOh, how mortifying!\n
[17:56] ---
What's with Koro Sensei?\n
[17:58] ---
Dunno. He's been like that for a while now.\n
[18:01] ---
I'm ashamed to have been involved\nin such a serious development.\n
[18:04] ---
If anything, I'm more about comic relief!\n
[18:07] ---
So you know!\n
[18:07] ---
You sure got good and mad.\n
[18:10] ---
"Where did you get those--those tentacles?!"\n
[18:14] ---
Oh, please don't say that, Hazama!\n
[18:16] ---
Just hearing those words again\nmakes me want to run for the hills!\n
[18:18] ---
I'm the evasive airhead type!\nThat's my selling point!\n
[18:21] ---
Showing my serious side\nwill just ruin my type!\n
[18:24] ---
"Weak Point #19:"\nKinda ticks me off,\n
[18:25] ---
"Embarrassed when recovering after a serious scene"\nbreaking down your own character type.\n
[18:27] ---
--So embarrassing! --Still, that was quite a surprise.
[18:29] ---
Who'd think that Itona boy had tentacles?\n
[18:33] ---
C'mon, Koro Sensei, tell us!\n
[18:35] ---
How are you linked to those two?\n
[18:37] ---
You've always dodged questions\nabout your true form...\n
[18:41] ---
But seeing that really gets us thinking.\n
[18:43] ---
Yeah! We're your students, aren't we?\n
[18:46] ---
Don't we have the right to\nknow our teacher better?\n
[18:50] ---
Then I suppose I'll have to tell you the truth.\n
[18:55] ---
And the truth is...\n
[18:59] ---
I'm an artificial life form!\n
[19:04] ---
--Well, yeah.\n--And?\n
[19:06] ---
Way to underreact!\n
[19:07] ---
Don't you find that a shocking confession?!\n
[19:10] ---
Well, like, no natural-born\noctopus can move at Mach 20!\n
[19:14] ---
And if you're not an alien,\nthat's about the only explanation left.\n
[19:17] ---
And if Itona said he was\nyour younger brother,\n
[19:20] ---
he must've been created after you were.\n
[19:23] ---
Too sharp for me! What formidable kids!\n
[19:26] ---
We want to know what happened\nafter that, Koro Sensei.\n
[19:29] ---
Why did you get so angry\nwhen you saw Itona's tentacles?\n
[19:33] ---
Why were you created,\n
[19:36] ---
and what were your\nthoughts in coming here?\n
[19:41] ---
Unfortunately, it'd be pointless\nto tell you about that now.\n
[19:46] ---
If I destroy the Earth,\neverything you want to know\n
[19:49] ---
will be like so much dust in the wind.\n
[19:54] ---
On the other hand,\nif you can save the Earth,\n
[19:56] ---
you'll have plenty of\nopportunities to learn the truth.\n
[20:00] ---
If you want to know more,\nyou realize there's only one thing to do:\n
[20:04] ---
Kill me.\n
[20:07] ---
Assassin and target. Those are\nthe ties that bind us together.\n
[20:12] ---
If you're looking for the big answers in me,\n
[20:15] ---
you can only ask them through assassination.\n
[20:21] ---
If there are no questions, we're done\nfor the day. See you tomorrow.\n
[20:27] ---
Oh, so mortifying...\n
[20:27] ---
"embarrassed"\nOh, so mortifying...\n
[20:31] ---
We are killers. We search for\nanswers with knife and gun.\n
[20:35] ---
--So, so mortifying...\n--Our target is our teacher. His own life is our question.\n
[20:40] ---
Oh, I wish I could just disappear!\n
[20:43] ---
Yes, the students are unhurt.\nMake preparations for repairs.\n
[20:47] ---
Mr. Karasuma!\n
[20:49] ---
What brings you here--and so many of you?\n
[20:52] ---
Um... can you teach us\nmore assassination skills?\n
[20:59] ---
More than you already know?\n
[21:01] ---
We always figured *somebody *would wind up killing Koro Sensei,
[21:04] ---
like it didn't have to do with us.\n
[21:06] ---
Yeah, and when we saw Itona, we realized...\n
[21:10] ---
We don't want it to be just anyone.\nWe want to kill him ourselves.\n
[21:13] ---
If they bring in another tough assassin,\n
[21:17] ---
we'll lose track of what all\nour hard work has been for.\n
[21:21] ---
So in the time we have left, we want\nto kill our teacher the best we can.\n
[21:27] ---
We want to kill him and find\nthe answers for ourselves.\n
[21:31] ---
What a change in attitude.\n
[21:34] ---
Excellent.\n
[21:36] ---
All right. Interested students can\nstay after class for extra training.\n
[21:41] ---
Extra, tougher training.
[21:43] ---
Yes, sir!\n
[21:44] ---
Let's start with some\nclimbing on our new rope!\n
[21:48] ---
That's rough!\n
[21:49] ---
Begin!\n
[21:50] ---
Class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High\nis the assassination classroom.\n
[21:54] ---
The rain'll let up; another day,\n another class bell rings.\n
[21:58] ---
Next!\n
[22:02] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:07] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[22:13] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:19] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
*She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
*Shine again *
12 - Ball Game Tournament Time
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[00:10] ---
The rainy season's finally over!\n
[00:11] ---
It's starting to get hot.\n
[00:13] ---
The season for outdoor activities.\n
[00:15] ---
How about we go have fun somewhere outside?\n
[00:17] ---
Sure, what do you want to do?\n
[00:18] ---
How about fishing?\n
[00:20] ---
Sounds good. What's there to catch right now?\n
[00:23] ---
Summer is the season for fresh delinquents.\n
[00:26] ---
Let's use Nagisa as bait to catch\nthe ones that try to shake him down\n
[00:28] ---
--and fleece them instead!\n--Big haul! Big haul!\n
[00:30] ---
I never knew delinquents were seasonal.\n
[00:34] ---
What should we do?\n
[00:35] ---
--What do you feel like, Nagisa? --Let's see...
[00:36] ---
Oh, how about the beach?\n
[00:38] ---
Ooh, the beach...\n
[00:43] ---
Nice throw, Captain!\n
[00:43] ---
"Kunugi"\nNice throw, Captain!\n
[00:44] ---
"Baseball Club Captain, Kunugigaoka Junior High"\n"Kazutaka Shindo"\n
[00:49] ---
Hey, Sugino, it's you!\n
[00:51] ---
Long time no see.\n
[00:52] ---
For real?\n
[00:52] ---
--Hey, it's you!\n--Sugino!\n
[00:54] ---
--Hello!\n--Hey!\n
[00:55] ---
Hey, Sugino!\n
[00:56] ---
What gives? You should\ncome say hi once in a while.\n
[00:59] ---
Nah, it'd be kind of awkward.\n
[01:01] ---
You're pitching in next week's\nball game tournament, right?\n
[01:03] ---
Oh, I guess it hasn't been\ndecided yet, but I think I'd like to.\n
[01:07] ---
We'll be looking forward to it!\n
[01:08] ---
Sure thing!\n
[01:09] ---
But man, I envy you, Sugino.\n
[01:11] ---
You're E Class, so you get\nto goof off every day.\n
[01:14] ---
We've got schoolwork and the club, so we're running on fumes.
[01:18] ---
Knock it off. That's not nice.\n
[01:20] ---
Juggling both schoolwork and\nextracurriculars at a prep school\n
[01:23] ---
isn't something you have to do\nunless you're one of the chosen.\n
[01:26] ---
Wow, that's incredible.\n
[01:28] ---
You make it sound like\nyou're one of the chosen.\n
[01:31] ---
That's right, I am.\n
[01:34] ---
Don't like it? Then I'll show you\nat the ball game tournament.\n
[01:39] ---
There are those chosen to stand\nat the top and those who aren't.\n
[01:42] ---
You'll see the huge gap that's already\nopened between us at our age.\n
[01:48] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[01:50] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[01:56] ---
*Sensei! Target on *
[01:59] ---
*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
[02:04] ---
*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
[02:09] ---
*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
[02:17] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[02:19] ---
*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[02:25] ---
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[02:33] ---
*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
[02:35] ---
*Will we, still incomplete *
[02:38] ---
*Be able to shoot through *
[02:41] ---
*The invincible target that's you? *
[02:44] ---
*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[02:49] ---
*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[02:51] ---
*Lost in so many ways *
[02:54] ---
*For you more than anyone else *
[02:57] ---
*Studying like a house on fire *
[02:59] ---
*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
[03:04] ---
*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
[03:07] ---
*Revolution *
[03:10] ---
*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
[03:17] ---
"Episode 12: Ball Game Tournament Time"\n
[03:22] ---
Mm-hm.\n
[03:24] ---
A class versus class\nball game tournament, is it?\n
[03:27] ---
Cultivating healthy minds and bodies\nthrough sports--most excellent!\n
[03:31] ---
However...\n
[03:32] ---
"Ball Game Tournament Year 3 Boys' Baseball"\nWhy is E Class not in the tournament bracket?\n
[03:36] ---
E Class doesn't get entered\ninto the tournament.\n
[03:38] ---
Due to the splendid reason that\nthere'd be an odd number of teams.\n
[03:41] ---
Instead, we have to play in\nthe exhibition game at the end.\n
[03:45] ---
The exhibition game?\n
[03:46] ---
Basically, it's just a spectacle.\n
[03:49] ---
As the entire school looks on,\nwe get pitted against the Baseball Club\n
[03:52] ---
and the girls the Girls' Basketball Club.\n
[03:55] ---
I see, so it's the same old same old.\n
[03:57] ---
Yep.\n
[03:59] ---
We aren't sticking around to be laughingstocks.\n
[04:02] ---
You guys handle it however you want.\n
[04:04] ---
See ya.\n
[04:05] ---
Hey, wait! Terasaka!\n
[04:07] ---
Sheesh!\n
[04:09] ---
If it's baseball, the go-to guy'd be Sugino.\n
[04:12] ---
Got any secrets we can use to win?\n
[04:15] ---
It's impossible.\n
[04:16] ---
Our baseball club is pretty strong.\n
[04:20] ---
Especially Shindo, our current team captain.\n
[04:23] ---
His powerful fastball\n
[04:24] ---
has even gotten the attention\nof the prestigious high schools.\n
[04:27] ---
A star pupil and a star athlete--\nit's like, unfair.\n
[04:31] ---
But you know...\n
[04:33] ---
I want to win, Koro Sensei.\n
[04:36] ---
Not just put up a good fight. Win.\n
[04:38] ---
I don't want to lose at\nthe sport that I love.\n
[04:41] ---
After getting kicked out of the\nBaseball Club and coming to E Class,\n
[04:43] ---
my feelings have actually only grown stronger.\n
[04:48] ---
I want to team up with these guys and win--\n
[04:50] ---
So excited! So excited!\n
[04:52] ---
R-Right. You want to play baseball, too.\nI hear you loud and clear.\n
[04:58] ---
I've always wanted to be the\nfiery coach in a sports drama.\n
[05:02] ---
I won't smack you kids around or anything,\nso instead, I'll flip dinner tables.\n
[05:05] ---
You're way too prepared!\n
[05:07] ---
Lately, you've grown more articulate\nabout the direction you want to go in.\n
[05:12] ---
"I want to kill." "I want to win."\n
[05:14] ---
Unwavering, no matter the adversity you face.\n
[05:16] ---
To reward that spirit,\nCoach Koro will impart upon you\n
[05:19] ---
the training and strategy\nthat will allow you to win!\n
[05:23] ---
Whoa-oh! It's a high one!\n
[05:25] ---
Center fielder catches it with ease!\nThe game is over!\n
[05:29] ---
The winner of the Year 3\nBaseball Tournament is A Class!\n
[05:33] ---
Aw, man, we lost.\n
[05:37] ---
Let's watch the next match\nto put this behind us.\n
[05:39] ---
Guys less talented than us\nsuffering an even worse humiliation!\n
[05:45] ---
And now, lastly,\n
[05:47] ---
we have the exhibition match between\nClass 3-E and the Baseball Club.\n
[05:53] ---
Only the elite with both\nscholastic and athletic ability\n
[05:56] ---
can stand above others as one of the chosen.\n
[05:59] ---
That's what it means to\nexcel at both pen and sword.\n
[06:02] ---
You excelled at neither.\nSomeone who wasn't chosen.\n
[06:07] ---
Let's play a tight game!\n
[06:08] ---
Yeah!\n
[06:09] ---
Whoa, hey, why're they so fired up?\n
[06:12] ---
Come to think of it, where's Coach Koro?\nI thought he was going to give us directions.\n
[06:16] ---
He's over there.\n
[06:18] ---
Mr. Karasuma told him not to\ndraw attention to himself,\n
[06:21] ---
so he's using forced perspective\nto look like one of the balls.\n
[06:23] ---
He said he'll signal us with\nthe color of his face and stuff.\n
[06:25] ---
Like that's not going to give him away!\n
[06:26] ---
One! Two! Three!\nOne! Two! Three!\n
[06:32] ---
What'd he say?\n
[06:33] ---
--Hey, there, Teach!\n--Let me see...\n
[06:35] ---
He said, "Win like you're going to kill them."\n
[06:38] ---
That's true, we're after a much bigger target.\n
[06:42] ---
If we can't win against those chumps,\nwe'll never be able to kill our teacher.\n
[06:46] ---
All right!\n
[06:47] ---
Let's kill it!\n
[06:48] ---
Yeah!\n
[06:51] ---
Now, let us give them a taste\n
[06:53] ---
of baseball from hell, infused with\nmurderous intent and tentacles!\n
[06:56] ---
Now, top of the first inning!\n
[06:58] ---
E Class is on offense.\nBatter number one, third baseman, Kimura!\n
[07:02] ---
Strike!\n
[07:03] ---
But man, that super-junior high pitch sure is fast.\n
[07:06] ---
I hear he gets up to 140 kilometers per hour.\n
[07:08] ---
What?! 140?!\n
[07:09] ---
That's right up there with the pros!\n
[07:11] ---
Man, it totally feels like\nwe're a visiting team.\n
[07:15] ---
One! Two! Three!\n
[07:18] ---
Roger that.\n
[07:19] ---
All right! Here we go!\n
[07:21] ---
Whoa-oh, the batter's plenty fired up!\n
[07:23] ---
We'll get the first three batters\nout to end the top of the first\n
[07:26] ---
and in the bottom, we'll score\nten runs and get it called.\n
[07:29] ---
--You're a nobody.\n--Now, here's Shindo, with his second pitch.\n
[07:31] ---
And he throws!\n
[07:32] ---
What?!\n
[07:33] ---
Whoa! A bunt!\n
[07:35] ---
--Kimura is the fastest runner in E Class.\n--That went in a nice direction for him!\n
[07:37] ---
Catch them by surprise and he\nshould easily make it to first base.\n
[07:41] ---
--He's safe! This is unexpected!\n--Yes!\n
[07:43] ---
--E Class, no outs, runner on first!\n--Damn! Sneaky bastard...\n
[07:45] ---
Batter number two, Shiota.\n
[07:48] ---
One! Two! Three!\n
[07:51] ---
Whoa! A push bunt!\n
[07:52] ---
Damn it!\n
[07:54] ---
They may be a powerhouse,\nbut they're still junior high kids.\n
[07:56] ---
They can't handle bunts the way pros can.\n
[07:58] ---
Aw! He's got nowhere to throw it!\n
[08:00] ---
Unbelievable! No outs!\nRunners on first and second!\n
[08:02] ---
Wh-What?!\n
[08:04] ---
Hey, this game is starting\nto go in a weird direction.\n
[08:07] ---
Impossible!\n
[08:09] ---
Getting a fastball like Shindo's\n
[08:10] ---
to go where you want it to\nis virtually impossible!\n
[08:13] ---
--Hah! How do you like that?\n--Batter number three, shortstop, Isogai.\n
[08:15] ---
--We've been practicing against that thing. --Batter number three, shortstop, Isogai.
[08:19] ---
Pitcher Koro throws 300\nkilometers per hour pitches!\n
[08:22] ---
Infielder Koro lays down an\nimpregnable defense with clones!\n
[08:24] ---
Please, you get it.\n
[08:25] ---
--Oh, no, please, you get it.\n--Will you make it in time?\n
[08:27] ---
Catcher Koro destroys your\nfocus by whispering trash-talk.\n
[08:31] ---
You were so into it secretly playing\nair guitar behind the school, Mimura.\n
[08:35] ---
--I can't take any more.\n--Next up, we study our opponents.\n
[08:38] ---
I had Takebayashi spy on them\nfor the last three days.\n
[08:43] ---
It was a pain.\n
[08:44] ---
"1 Kazutaka Shindo" \n
[08:44] ---
Shindo's pitches top out at\n140.5 kilometers per hour.\n
[08:48] ---
The fastball and the curveball are all he has.\n
[08:50] ---
Even during practice matches,\n90 percent of his pitches were fastballs.\n
[08:53] ---
With his powerful fastball,\n
[08:55] ---
that's all he needs to win\nat the junior high level.\n
[08:58] ---
Yes! Put another way,\n
[09:00] ---
we've got this in the bag as long\nas we have that fastball down cold.\n
[09:03] ---
So! For our practice from here on out,\n
[09:05] ---
I'll throw the same pitches Shindo\nthrows with the exact same form\n
[09:08] ---
and throw extra slow, just like Shindo does.\n
[09:13] ---
After seeing those pitches from me earlier,\n
[09:16] ---
his pitches will look like they're not moving.\n
[09:21] ---
Whoa! And another bunt!\n
[09:22] ---
Therefore, if it's just bunts, it's possible\nto become amply proficient at it.\n
[09:26] ---
I-It's a fair ball!\n
[09:28] ---
It's come to a dead stop right on the line!\n
[09:30] ---
Batter number three, Isogai, is safe!\n
[09:32] ---
Th-The bases are loaded!\n
[09:34] ---
No outs! Bases loaded!\n
[09:36] ---
M-Maybe Shindo's not\nfeeling well or something?\n
[09:39] ---
Batter number four, pitcher, Sugino.\n
[09:41] ---
Sugino!\n
[09:43] ---
One! Two! Three!\n
[09:48] ---
Play ball!\n
[09:49] ---
Now, the game resumes.\n
[09:51] ---
Whoa-oh! There's that bunting stance again!\n
[09:54] ---
Wha...\n
[09:55] ---
What is this?\n
[09:57] ---
What's up with these guys?\n
[09:59] ---
Is what I'm playing right now...\n
[10:02] ---
...baseball?\n
[10:04] ---
It's true--in terms of sheer power,\nI'm no match for you.\n
[10:07] ---
But with a well-aimed strike, even the weak\n
[10:12] ---
can take on a gigantic power and bring it...\n
[10:15] ---
...down!\n
[10:17] ---
He hit it!\n
[10:18] ---
The ball is going deep\ninto right center field!\n
[10:20] ---
--Following the runner on second base,\n--Third! Third! Third base!\n
[10:22] ---
--the runner on first base is also heading for home!\n--Second base, go left! Left!\n
[10:24] ---
N-No way...\n
[10:26] ---
The hitter Sugino also makes it to third base!\n
[10:27] ---
--It's a triple that's cleared the bases!\n--All right!\n
[10:30] ---
Wh-What the heck is this?\nThis isn't how it's supposed to go.\n
[10:33] ---
\n--E Class has scored the first three runs of the game. Oh?\n
[10:34] ---
--This is bad!\n--E Class has scored the first three runs of the game. Oh?\n
[10:36] ---
You look rather pale, Mr. Terai.\n
[10:40] ---
Perhaps you are not feeling well.\n
[10:43] ---
You should go rest right away.\n
[10:45] ---
The team members are so worried,\nthey are not able to play their best.\n
[10:49] ---
S-Sir! N-No, as you can see, I am perfectly--\n
[10:52] ---
I am glad to find you unwell.\n
[10:55] ---
Were it not for illness,\n
[10:56] ---
no instructor employed at my school\nwould perform so disgracefully.\n
[11:04] ---
Ah! As I thought, he has a terrible fever.\n
[11:06] ---
Please take Mr. Terai to the nurse's office.\n
[11:08] ---
Yes, sir!\n
[11:09] ---
In the meantime, I shall serve as the coach.\n
[11:12] ---
Wh-What are you...\n
[11:15] ---
Oh, I will merely educate them a little.\n
[11:26] ---
Man! That was too bad.\n
[11:28] ---
Yeah. We'll get them next time!\n
[11:30] ---
I'm sorry. I was the one\nwho dragged us down.\n
[11:33] ---
--That's not true.\n--Don't worry about it.\n
[11:36] ---
When I saw the bobbing boobs\non those basketball players,\n
[11:38] ---
the rage and bloodlust just made\nme see nothing but red and I...\n
[11:41] ---
What's up with your animosity\ntowards big boobs?!\n
[11:44] ---
But I mean...\n
[11:46] ---
Now, then...\n
[11:47] ---
I wonder how the boys are doing.\n
[11:52] ---
Mr. Principal...\n
[11:54] ---
Top of the first inning and the final boss\nalready makes his appearance?\n
[11:57] ---
A-According to the information I just received,\n
[12:00] ---
Mr. Terai, the coach of the Baseball Club,\n
[12:02] ---
had been gravely ill since before the match\n
[12:04] ---
and the players were so\nworried for their teacher\n
[12:06] ---
that their hearts were not in the game!\n
[12:08] ---
The principal couldn't\nstand by and do nothing,\n
[12:10] ---
so it seems he will be\ntaking charge immediately!\n
[12:14] ---
--Batter number five, second baseman, Maehara.\n--Now, the game resumes!\n
[12:17] ---
How will they--\n
[12:19] ---
Wh-What in the world is this?!\n
[12:21] ---
All players are defending the infield!\n
[12:23] ---
\n--I have never seen the defense moved in like this!\n
[12:23] ---
--They know that all we've got is the bunt.\n--I have never seen the defense moved in like this!\n
[12:25] ---
But they can't do that, right?!\nGetting up close like that?!\n
[12:28] ---
According to the rules,\n
[12:29] ---
they're free to defend wherever they\nwant as long as it's in fair territory.\n
[12:32] ---
It'd be a different story if\nthe umpire made a call against it,\n
[12:35] ---
but the teacher acting\nas umpire is on their side.\n
[12:38] ---
We can't expect anything from him.\n
[12:39] ---
Now, let's reset the flow of this game.\n
[12:42] ---
About Sugino of E Class...\n
[12:45] ---
It seems he joined a municipal baseball club.\n
[12:48] ---
In his own way, he's making an effort.\n
[12:50] ---
But what of it?\n
[12:52] ---
Everyone makes an effort.\n
[12:54] ---
Chosen people such as\nyourselves have a destiny.\n
[12:59] ---
In the life ahead of you,\n
[13:00] ---
you'll have to trample hundreds,\neven thousands, of people like him\n
[13:03] ---
in order to get ahead.\n
[13:06] ---
You would be better off not\nthinking of this as baseball.\n
[13:08] ---
This is the work of trampling\njust ten of those thousands.\n
[13:13] ---
Now, let us begin our work.\n
[13:18] ---
Yowch!\n
[13:18] ---
He popped it up!\n
[13:20] ---
Has the pressure of the\ninfielders gotten to Maehara?!\n
[13:22] ---
That's one out now!\n
[13:24] ---
--Batter number six, center fielder, Okajima.\n--You've got to be kidding me! You can't get by that with a bunt!\n
[13:28] ---
What're we going to do, Coach Koro?!\n
[13:30] ---
One! Two! Three!\n
[13:32] ---
There's nothing else we can do?!\n
[13:35] ---
Strike three! Batter out!\n
[13:37] ---
Strike three! Batter out!\n
[13:39] ---
--Three outs! Switch!\n--And just like that, they got three out!\n
[13:42] ---
The pitcher, Shindo, is completely\nback to his usual form!\n
[13:44] ---
Keep it up, Shindo.\n
[13:47] ---
All you have to do is\nthrow four-seam fastballs.\n
[13:50] ---
Make your movements large and\npitch as though to overpower them.\n
[13:53] ---
Yes, sir!\n
[13:54] ---
And I will say this again to all of you.\n
[13:56] ---
This is not baseball.\n
[13:58] ---
This is the work of unilaterally\ngaining ascendancy.\n
[14:00] ---
Yes, sir!\n
[14:01] ---
We're turning the tables on them!\n
[14:02] ---
Yeah!\n
[14:04] ---
"Easy to Understand" "Rule Book"\n
[14:04] ---
"Easy to Understand" "Rule Book"\nHe, too, is masterful at educating his students.\n
[14:07] ---
He has a good memory of his\nstudents' faces and their talents,\n
[14:10] ---
and he's exceptional at teaching,\nas well as getting them motivated.\n
[14:14] ---
Their methods are very similar.\n
[14:16] ---
--And yet, how can they be so different as educators?\n--Come on, inspiration! Come on, inspiration!\n
[14:22] ---
This contest of leadership between these two...\n
[14:24] ---
I'm a little interested to see how it goes.\n
[14:26] ---
I get it now, Karasuma!\nIn other words, with ball and stick, you...\n
[14:29] ---
Batter number one, left fielder, Hashimoto.\n
[14:32] ---
Play ball!\n
[14:33] ---
Sugino of Class E, first pitch. And he throws.\n
[14:36] ---
Whoa!\n
[14:37] ---
--Strike!\n--Holy smokes!\n
[14:39] ---
Don't let them get a hit, Sugino.\n
[14:41] ---
I'm not sure any of us can catch\nthe ball, even if it comes our way.\n
[14:44] ---
I know.\n
[14:46] ---
Try repeating after me.\n
[14:47] ---
"I am strong."\n
[14:49] ---
"I will wind up big and throw."\n
[14:51] ---
I am strong.\n
[14:53] ---
I will wind up big and throw.\n
[14:55] ---
"I will overpower them."\n
[14:57] ---
I will overpower them.\n
[14:59] ---
"I will trample them."\n
[15:00] ---
I will trample them.\n
[15:01] ---
\n--U-Unbelievable! He's struck out two batters in a row!\n
[15:02] ---
--Karma.\n--U-Unbelievable! He's struck out two batters in a row!\n
[15:04] ---
Don't show up right at my feet, Coach Koro.\n
[15:07] ---
You looking to get stepped on?\n
[15:10] ---
The next inning begins\nwith you first up to bat.\n
[15:12] ---
How about we try shaking things up\nwith some provocation from you?\n
[15:15] ---
Now, top of the second inning!\n
[15:16] ---
Still going with the impregnable bunt defense!\n
[15:19] ---
Batter number eight, left fielder, Akabane.\n
[15:23] ---
\n--What are you doing? Hurry up and get in the batter's box.\n
[15:24] ---
--Hey!\n--What are you doing? Hurry up and get in the batter's box.\n
[15:26] ---
Isn't this playing dirty, Mr. Principal?\n
[15:29] ---
They're taking up defensive\npositions that clutter up the field,\n
[15:32] ---
and the teacher acting as umpire\nhasn't given them any warnings.\n
[15:35] ---
Don't you guys think it's weird, too?\n
[15:38] ---
Oh, I get it.\n
[15:40] ---
You guys are morons,\n
[15:41] ---
so you don't understand defensive\npositions and stuff, do you?\n
[15:43] ---
Quit whining about\nthe little things, E Class!\n
[15:46] ---
It's an exhibition game! Quit trying to dispute the defense!
[15:49] ---
Don't think it's working, Coach.\n
[15:52] ---
That's perfectly fine.\n
[15:54] ---
The important thing is to speak out,\nand protest loud and clear.\n
[15:57] ---
Top of the second inning, E Class\nhelplessly gives up three outs!\n
[16:02] ---
He hit it!\n
[16:03] ---
The trajectory's low!\nIt smacked right into the fence!\n
[16:06] ---
--Uh-oh! He couldn't catch it off the bounce!\n--Nice hit!\n
[16:08] ---
Shindo makes it to second base\nwith room to spare! It's a double!\n
[16:11] ---
Thank you, Koro Sensei,\n
[16:13] ---
for helping me educate them.\n
[16:15] ---
The weak, who try to win\nusing nothing but cheap tricks,\n
[16:19] ---
and the overwhelmingly strong,\nwho easily overpower them.\n
[16:22] ---
I wonder which the students\nwould rather be like.\n
[16:27] ---
Strike three! Batter out!\n
[16:29] ---
Now, bottom of the third!\nWe've finally come to the end!\n
[16:32] ---
It's the Baseball Club's turn\non offense and that's it!\n
[16:34] ---
Hashimoto.\n
[16:36] ---
Yes, sir!\n
[16:36] ---
Show them how it is done.\n
[16:40] ---
\n--Whoa-oh! A bunt!\n
[16:42] ---
--Damn it!\n--It's E Class's turn to see their share of hell!\n
[16:44] ---
--E Class, this is how bunting is done!
[16:45] ---
--Sorry. --E Class, this is how bunting is done!
[16:46] ---
--It's all good. --E Class, this is how bunting is done!
[16:47] ---
The Baseball Club bunting against amateurs...\n
[16:51] ---
Even the students watching would\nnormally find it unacceptable.\n
[16:54] ---
--But the fact that you did it first\n
[16:56] ---
--Damn it!\n--provided us with proper justification.\n
[16:59] ---
To show you how it's really done.
[17:02] ---
No outs! Bases loaded!\nAnd the batter that's up is...\n
[17:04] ---
...our school's superstar! Our pride and joy!\n
[17:07] ---
It's Shindo!\n
[17:10] ---
I'll trample you, Sugino!\n
[17:14] ---
In order to orchestrate\nthis for the final inning,\n
[17:17] ---
I have been building him up\nsince the first inning.\n
[17:20] ---
It will not be a bunt that clinches the game,\n
[17:23] ---
but the swing of the powerful--\nthe star of this game!\n
[17:25] ---
Now, what hand will you play,\n
[17:27] ---
Mr. Homeroom Teacher to these assassins?\n
[17:31] ---
Karma.\n
[17:32] ---
The time has come to put your\nearlier provocation to good use.\n
[17:36] ---
Oh, I get it now.\n
[17:39] ---
I think we have no choice but to walk Shindo.\n
[17:41] ---
Hey, instructions from the coach.\n
[17:44] ---
Now, the game resumes--\n
[17:46] ---
But...\n
[17:48] ---
Th-These tight defensive positions!\n
[17:51] ---
We're clearly defending in positions\nthat would disrupt the batter's focus,\n
[17:55] ---
but when you guys did it earlier,\nthe umpire didn't say anything.\n
[18:00] ---
You've got no problems\nwith this, right, Principal?\n
[18:02] ---
Indeed.\n
[18:04] ---
You have thought this through,\nbut that is just a clever trick.\n
[18:07] ---
Feel free.\n
[18:08] ---
Mere changes in defense will not\nrattle those who are chosen.\n
[18:12] ---
Wow, tough talk.\nThen we'll take you at your word.\n
[18:17] ---
T-Talk about close!\n
[18:19] ---
Forget about tight defense!\nThis is point-blank range defense!\n
[18:21] ---
He could hit them with\nhis swing at that distance!\n
[18:24] ---
Don't mind us--swing away, superstar.\nWe won't get in the way of the pitch.\n
[18:30] ---
A worthless bluff.\n
[18:32] ---
Swing away without a care, Shindo.\n
[18:34] ---
Even if you break some bones,\n
[18:36] ---
it will be E Class that gets penalized\nfor obstructing the batter.\n
[18:40] ---
Think they can mock me like this?\n
[18:42] ---
If I swing big and scare them,\n
[18:44] ---
they'll back down for sure!\n
[18:49] ---
Strike!\n
[18:51] ---
They barely moved to dodge him...\n
[18:53] ---
In terms of their nerves of steel and dynamic\nvisual acuity, they're at the top of E Class.\n
[18:58] ---
Simply dodging the bat is\neasier than bunting for them.\n
[19:02] ---
A slow swing like that won't cut it.\n
[19:05] ---
Next time,\n
[19:08] ---
try swinging like you're going to kill us.\n
[19:11] ---
At this point,\n
[19:13] ---
Shindo could no longer physically\nkeep up with the principal's strategy.\n
[19:16] ---
Both the runners and the audience members\n
[19:18] ---
were overwhelmed by this bizarre\nspectacle masquerading as baseball.\n
[19:27] ---
Nagisa!\n
[19:28] ---
--Out!\n--Third base!\n
[19:30] ---
Out!\n
[19:31] ---
Kimura! First base next!\n
[19:33] ---
The runner hasn't run, so no rush!\n
[19:35] ---
Roger that!\n
[19:37] ---
Out!\n
[19:38] ---
A t-triple play--game over.\n
[19:41] ---
Unbelievable... Unbelievable...\n
[19:43] ---
E Class has...\n
[19:44] ---
--You boys are awesome!\n--...won against the Baseball Club!\n
[19:45] ---
--They did it!\n--...won against the Baseball Club!\n
[19:48] ---
What the hell? That was no fun!\n
[19:50] ---
The Baseball Club lost to\nthose E Class nobodies!\n
[19:53] ---
Who the hell loses with that\nkind of difference in firepower?!\n
[19:56] ---
The people who were watching\nprobably have no way of knowing\n
[20:00] ---
about the numerous strategies\n
[20:01] ---
that the two coaches pitted against\neach other behind the scenes.\n
[20:05] ---
Between this and the midterms,\nI'd say I'm at one win and one loss.\n
[20:09] ---
We shall settle this with\nthe upcoming final exams.\n
[20:13] ---
Shindo.\n
[20:16] ---
Sorry for turning it into such a crazy game.\n
[20:20] ---
But I know.\n
[20:22] ---
You're a way stronger\nbaseball player than I am.\n
[20:25] ---
I don't think I won against you\nwith this or anything.\n
[20:30] ---
Then...\n
[20:31] ---
...why did you go to all this trouble to win?\n
[20:34] ---
Weren't you trying to produce real results\nto show that you're stronger than me?\n
[20:40] ---
Nagisa always keeps me company\nwhen I practice my breaking balls.\n
[20:45] ---
And things like Karma and Isogai's reflexes\n
[20:47] ---
and how everyone'd gotten good\nat bunting was amazing, right?\n
[20:51] ---
But without real results to show for it,\nit's hard to get that across.\n
[20:55] ---
Well, what it boils down to is this:\n
[20:57] ---
I wanted to brag a little.\n
[20:59] ---
About my current friends, to my old friends.\n
[21:06] ---
You remember this, Sugino!\n
[21:08] ---
Next time we play will be in high school!\n
[21:10] ---
You got it!\n
[21:11] ---
If Earth's still here by the time we hit high school.
[21:14] ---
What's wrong?\n
[21:15] ---
Nah, it's nothing.\n
[21:42] ---
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:49] ---
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:55] ---
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
*She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:55] ---
*Shine again *
13 - Talent Time
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[00:08] ---
Don't look away!\n
[00:10] ---
Predict your target's moves!\n
[00:12] ---
If you all do that, you'll block off\nevery last one of his escape routes!\n
[00:16] ---
We're going on our fourth month of training,\n
[00:19] ---
and more and more students\nare showing promise.\n
[00:22] ---
Yuma Isogai and Hiroto Maehara.\n
[00:25] ---
They've got great reflexes,\n
[00:27] ---
and when they work as a pair,\ntheir knives hit the mark more often now.\n
[00:32] ---
Karma Akabane.\n
[00:33] ---
He seems like the evasive,\nmeandering type at first glance,\n
[00:36] ---
but there's great mischief in those eyes.\n
[00:41] ---
Tch!\n
[00:42] ---
And the girls:\n
[00:43] ---
Hinata Okano's unpredictable movement\nborn of her gymnastics background,\n
[00:47] ---
and Meg Kataoka, with a reach\nand momentum to rival the boys'.\n
[00:51] ---
These traits make them stand out as attackers.\n
[00:54] ---
And Koro Sensei, the very\nmodel of an ideal teacher.\n
[00:58] ---
To kill such a man of character\nwould be unthinkable!\n
[01:00] ---
Don't be making up thoughts for me.\n
[01:02] ---
Get lost, target!\n
[01:05] ---
Although no other students\nhave distinguished themselves,\n
[01:08] ---
overall their talent has come quite a long way.\n
[01:19] ---
Ow...\n
[01:22] ---
Sorry!\n
[01:23] ---
Put a little too much oomph into my block there.\n
[01:25] ---
Oh, I-I'm fine.\n
[01:27] ---
Dummy! You gotta keep an eye on him!\n
[01:31] ---
Nagisa Shiota...\n
[01:34] ---
The strange presence I just felt--\nwas that my imagination?\n
[01:44] ---
Man, I just can't hit him!\n
[01:46] ---
Mr. Karasuma has, like, zero chinks.\n
[01:49] ---
Sir! Come out for snacks with us after class!\n
[01:52] ---
I appreciate the invite,\nbut I still have work to do.\n
[01:57] ---
No chinks in his private life, either.\n
[01:59] ---
It's more like there's a wall\nbetween him and us,\n
[02:02] ---
like he's keeping his distance.\n
[02:04] ---
He takes good care of us and all,\n
[02:08] ---
but is that only because he has to?
[02:13] ---
Yo, Karasuma!\n
[02:16] ---
Takaoka!\n
[02:20] ---
A new teacher?\n
[02:22] ---
Hey! I'm Akira Takaoka, \n
[02:24] ---
"Ministry of Defense Special Forces" "Akira Takaoka"\nand I'll be assisting Karasuma as of today!\n
[02:28] ---
"Ministry of Defense Special Forces" "Akira Takaoka"\nNice to meet you, E Class!\n
[02:32] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[02:34] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[02:40] ---
*Sensei! Target on *
[02:43] ---
*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
[02:48] ---
*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
[02:53] ---
*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
[03:01] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[03:03] ---
*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[03:09] ---
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[03:17] ---
*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
[03:19] ---
*Will we, still incomplete *
[03:22] ---
*Be able to shoot through *
[03:25] ---
*The invincible target that's you? *
[03:27] ---
*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[03:33] ---
*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[03:35] ---
*Lost in so many ways *
[03:38] ---
*For you more than anyone else *
[03:40] ---
*Studying like a house on fire *
[03:43] ---
*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
[03:48] ---
*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
[03:51] ---
*Revolution *
[03:54] ---
*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
[04:01] ---
"Episode 13: Talent Time"\n
[04:06] ---
What's all this?\n
[04:08] ---
Cake!\n
[04:09] ---
And éclairs from Le Hermès!\n
[04:12] ---
Are you sure? They look so pricey...\n
[04:14] ---
Go on, eat up! I emptied out my\nwallet for this, so don't hold back!\n
[04:19] ---
You sure know your brand-name sweets.\n
[04:22] ---
Honestly, when it comes to me and sugar,\n
[04:24] ---
it's love!\n
[04:25] ---
So cute for such a big guy...\n
[04:27] ---
So will you be taking over phys ed tomorrow?\n
[04:30] ---
Yep! Orders from headquarters.\nGotta lessen Karasuma's load, so--\n
[04:35] ---
Caaake...\n
[04:36] ---
Oh, you must be Koro Sensei! Eat, eat!\n
[04:41] ---
We'll still end up killing you.\n
[04:44] ---
For colleagues, you and Mr. Karasuma\nare like night and day.\n
[04:48] ---
You're like a neighborhood dad!\n
[04:51] ---
Dad! I like that!\n
[04:53] ---
We're in the same classroom,\nso that makes us family, right?\n
[05:05] ---
"The Next Day"\n
[05:06] ---
"The Next Day"\nGreat--the gang's all here!\n
[05:09] ---
Now, things could start getting a little tough,\n
[05:11] ---
but I'll have more delicious treats\nfor you when it's all over!\n
[05:14] ---
And you're not just saying that because you want to eat them?
[05:17] ---
Gotta keep my figure!\n
[05:25] ---
And you're fine with this?\nHe comes across as awfully forced.\n
[05:30] ---
And Karma's cutting his class entirely.\n
[05:33] ---
We were in the airborne brigade together.\n
[05:36] ---
I understand he's a far\nbetter instructor than I.\n
[05:42] ---
He's got a good grip on his students' hearts.\n
[05:45] ---
That ought to go far in training.\n
[05:48] ---
Maybe I was going about this the wrong way.\n
[05:51] ---
Rather than drawing a line and\nconnecting to them as a professional,\n
[05:54] ---
perhaps his method of relating\nto them like family would...\n
[06:06] ---
Now, then!\n
[06:07] ---
Along with your new training regimen\n
[06:09] ---
"Training"\ncomes a new schedule!\n
[06:13] ---
"Training"\nNo way!\n
[06:15] ---
"Training"\nTen periods?\n
[06:16] ---
"Training"\nTraining until 9 at night?\n
[06:19] ---
But of course! Following this curriculum\n
[06:23] ---
will boost your abilities by leaps and bounds.\n
[06:25] ---
--Let's get to work!\n--Hey, wait a minute! This is impossible!\n
[06:29] ---
With so little time for learning,\nour grades'll plummet!\n
[06:32] ---
And no free time, either? We can't do this!\n
[06:39] ---
"We can't," nothing. You will.
[06:42] ---
It's like I said: we're a family,\nand I'm the dad.\n
[06:46] ---
Show me a family that\ndoesn't do as the dad says.\n
[06:51] ---
If you want to sit out, sit out.\n
[06:53] ---
I'll use my authority to bring in\nnew students to replace you.\n
[06:58] ---
But I don't want to have to do that.\n
[07:02] ---
After all, you're my precious family.\n
[07:04] ---
A father doesn't want to lose\na single one of his children.\n
[07:08] ---
Let's save the world\ntogether, kids--as a family!\n
[07:12] ---
You need only two things\nto win over your students:\n
[07:17] ---
affection and fear.\n
[07:19] ---
Well? You're coming along\nwith your old dad, right?\n
[07:24] ---
W-Well...\n
[07:25] ---
I, um...\n
[07:29] ---
I don't want to.\nI prefer Mr. Karasuma's class.\n
[07:38] ---
Kanzaki!\n
[07:39] ---
Seems you still don't understand.\nThe only answer here is "yes."\n
[07:45] ---
If that's a problem, we can\ntalk it out with our fists.\n
[07:48] ---
That's one of your old dad's specialties!\n
[07:51] ---
Takaoka, stop!\n
[07:54] ---
Are you all right? Does your neck hurt?\n
[07:58] ---
I'm okay.\n
[07:59] ---
And you, Maehara?\n
[08:01] ---
Y-Yeah, fine.\n
[08:02] ---
I'm going easy on them, Karasuma.\nAfter all, they're my family.\n
[08:08] ---
No,\n
[08:09] ---
they're not your family--they're my students.\n
[08:13] ---
Koro Sensei!\n
[08:15] ---
Just what have you been up to\nwhile my back was turned?\n
[08:20] ---
Got a problem, monster? Phys ed is my class to run.
[08:27] ---
And these punishments fall well\nwithin the bounds of education.\n
[08:30] ---
I don't have much time to train up\nthese assassins to kill you--\n
[08:34] ---
of course I need to be tough on them.\n
[08:37] ---
And so what if I am? Just because\nyour views on education differ,\n
[08:41] ---
is that any reason to attack a man\nwho never did you any harm?\n
[08:52] ---
He'll wind up crushing those students.\n
[08:55] ---
It looks all wrong to me, but he has\nhis own ideas about education...\n
[09:01] ---
That's why, Mr. Karasuma,\nas a fellow phys ed teacher,\n
[09:05] ---
I'd like you to shut him down.
[09:08] ---
Me? Shut him down?\n
[09:11] ---
It must really grind your gears, Karasuma,\n
[09:13] ---
me stealing away your students like this.\n
[09:17] ---
You were the best in our brigade,\nnever paying any heed\n
[09:20] ---
to what I could do.\n
[09:22] ---
And now I've snatched away your\nchance at the ultimate promotion.\n
[09:27] ---
Let half these kids be crushed to smithereens.\n
[09:30] ---
If I train the rest into fierce\nassassins and kill that octopus,\n
[09:34] ---
I'll be the hero-training hero-- and you'll be at my beck and call!
[09:40] ---
Th-This isn't funny!\n
[09:42] ---
Three hundred squats? We'll die!\n
[09:46] ---
Mr. Karasuma!\n
[09:48] ---
Hey, now!\n
[09:51] ---
Karasuma's not part of our family.\nPunishment time.\n
[09:56] ---
This is what happens to kids\nwho don't rely on their dad alone!\n
[10:01] ---
That's enough. If you want to\nget violent, get violent with me.\n
[10:06] ---
I figured it was about time for you\nto stick your nose in, Karasuma...\n
[10:11] ---
And about time for me to go there.
[10:13] ---
It's like I said: this isn't\nviolence, it's education.\n
[10:17] ---
I don't want to engage\nwith you through violence.\n
[10:19] ---
If we do face off, it'll be as teachers.
[10:23] ---
Choose the best of the students\nyou've trained, Karasuma.\n
[10:29] ---
They can fight me, and if their\nknife so much as touches me,\n
[10:33] ---
I'll concede that your style of\neducation is better than mine\n
[10:37] ---
and take my leave.\n
[10:40] ---
But we won't be using these old things.\n
[10:47] ---
No, you'll be killing me... and that means\n
[10:52] ---
you'll need the real thing.\n
[11:01] ---
A real knife?\n
[11:04] ---
Enough! They're neither trained\nnor prepared to kill a human!\n
[11:08] ---
Relax--stopping just before\ncontact will count as a hit.\n
[11:12] ---
And I'm barehanded.\nWhat more of a handicap do you want?\n
[11:16] ---
This trick worked wonders in the military, too.\n
[11:20] ---
Unarmed, I'd beat down\na terrified new recruit\n
[11:23] ---
holding a knife for the first time.\n
[11:25] ---
Everyone there saw how\nmuch I outranked them\n
[11:28] ---
and became my faithful devotees.\n
[11:31] ---
Well, Karasuma? Pick one!\n
[11:34] ---
It's that, or obey me unconditionally!\n
[11:43] ---
I still don't know.\n
[11:45] ---
Do we really not need his no-mercy approach\n
[11:48] ---
when training assassins to save the world?\n
[11:54] ---
I've been nothing but unsure\never since I got here.\n
[11:58] ---
And now: should I be exposing to danger\n
[12:01] ---
a student with a hint of potential?\n
[12:06] ---
Nagisa... will you do it?\n
[12:09] ---
Wait, why Nagisa?\n
[12:11] ---
As someone charged with an\nassassination mission to save the Earth,\n
[12:16] ---
I consider you all fellow professionals.\n
[12:19] ---
And as such, the very least\ncompensation you deserve\n
[12:22] ---
is the guarantee of a normal junior-high life.\n
[12:27] ---
So there's no need to force\nyourself to take this knife.\n
[12:32] ---
I'll make every effort to have Takaoka\n
[12:35] ---
continue to provide you that compensation.\n
[12:39] ---
I like this man's eyes.\n
[12:42] ---
None of my family members\nwould look me in the eye like this.\n
[12:48] ---
There must be a lot\nthey're keeping from us.\n
[12:52] ---
I don't even know why he chose me.\n
[12:56] ---
But...\n
[12:59] ---
If he's the one handing me the knife,\nI know I can trust him.\n
[13:03] ---
And I can't forgive what happened\nto Kanzaki and Maehara.\n
[13:09] ---
I'll do it.\n
[13:12] ---
Your eyes must be going bad, Karasuma.\n
[13:16] ---
What the hell is Karasuma doing, picking Nagisa?\n
[13:21] ---
Just watch. You'll see.\n
[13:24] ---
You think Nagisa's knife'll hit?\n
[13:26] ---
No way. A real knife against a real pro?\n
[13:31] ---
Nagisa!\n
[13:34] ---
Bring it on!\n
[13:37] ---
A public execution!\n
[13:39] ---
I dodge all his attacks,\nthen torment him endlessly.\n
[13:43] ---
The students will be so afraid,\n
[13:45] ---
they'll come right around\nto my way of teaching.\n
[13:50] ---
Now listen: for Takaoka, this is combat,\n
[13:53] ---
meant to serve as a warning.\n
[13:55] ---
But for you, it's an assassination.\n
[13:57] ---
You don't need to show your strength.\nJust make contact once.\n
[14:02] ---
One time, and you can win.\n
[14:09] ---
He'll have realized what it\nmeans to be holding a knife...\n
[14:14] ---
"Stab a person with a real knife\nand they'll die! I can't use this!"\n
[14:21] ---
I love seeing a rank amateur go pale when that dawns on him!
[14:28] ---
I wasn't too sure how to move\nwith a real knife in my hand.\n
[14:34] ---
I remembered Mr. Karasuma's advice:\n
[14:38] ---
That's right--I don't have to fight him to win.\n
[14:43] ---
I just need to kill him.\n
[14:43] ---
"I just need to kill him."\nI just need to kill him.\n
[14:46] ---
So with a smile on my face,\n
[14:48] ---
I walked right up to him.\n
[14:52] ---
Completely normal, like walking to school.\n
[15:01] ---
That's when Mr. Takaoka first realized\n
[15:04] ---
he was about to be killed.\n
[15:07] ---
Startled, he lost his balance.\n
[15:11] ---
Everyone startles when\nthey're about to be killed.\n
[15:13] ---
Even Koro Sensei.\n
[15:16] ---
With his center of balance shifted to the back,\n
[15:18] ---
I grab his shirt, pull him down,\n
[15:20] ---
and go in for the kill.\n
[15:23] ---
He can block a blow from the front,\n
[15:25] ---
so I circle around behind him, and sure enough--\n
[15:32] ---
Gotcha.\n
[15:38] ---
Holy hell... he's exceeded\nmy every expectation!\n
[15:42] ---
You would never find that\nkind of talent in everyday life!\n
[15:46] ---
The talent to hide his\nbloodlust on his approach,\n
[15:49] ---
to use that bloodlust to frighten his foe,\n
[15:51] ---
to be so self-assured in\ngoing through with it all!\n
[15:54] ---
That chill I felt during training...\n
[15:57] ---
What if that had been a real assassination?\n
[15:59] ---
He doesn't have a knack\nfor combat or for violence--\n
[16:02] ---
that's a knack for assassination!\n
[16:04] ---
Should I even encourage that kind of talent?\n
[16:09] ---
Oops! Was I not supposed\nto use the back of my knife?\n
[16:12] ---
That's enough!\n
[16:14] ---
That's the match, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[16:18] ---
Honestly, are you out of your mind,\ngiving a real knife to a student?\n
[16:24] ---
What if he'd hurt himself?\n
[16:27] ---
\n--You'd have been in there at Mach speed to patch him up.\n
[16:29] ---
--You did it, Nagisa!\n--You'd have been in there at Mach speed to patch him up.\n
[16:30] ---
--Oh, thank goodness!\n--You'd have been in there at Mach speed to patch him up.\n
[16:31] ---
--That's a big deal!\n--But still...\n
[16:32] ---
You sure know your way around a knife!\n
[16:35] ---
Nah, I just did what Mr. Karasuma\ntold me. Mr. Takaoka is tough.\n
[16:41] ---
Ow!\n
[16:42] ---
What was that for?!\n
[16:44] ---
Sorry. I kinda didn't believe that was you.\n
[16:47] ---
But thanks! That assassination was a total rush!\n
[16:51] ---
Stabbing that knife with a smile,\nand then that "Gotcha"?\n
[16:53] ---
You were pretty lost out there today,\nweren't you, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[16:57] ---
What's wrong with that?\n
[16:59] ---
Oh, nothing.\n
[17:04] ---
You brats...\n
[17:05] ---
Turning on your father figure and\nrejoicing in some fluke victory?!\n
[17:11] ---
Again!\n
[17:13] ---
I'll tear you in two--body and soul!\n
[17:21] ---
If we fought again, I'd lose for sure.\n
[17:25] ---
But what's plain to see\n
[17:27] ---
is that Koro Sensei is our teacher,\n
[17:29] ---
and Mr. Karasuma is our training instructor.\n
[17:32] ---
And that's final.\n
[17:35] ---
You and your forced father-figure role\n
[17:38] ---
don't come across half as warm\n
[17:40] ---
as Mr. Karasuma and his professionalism.\n
[17:43] ---
We're grateful you really\ntried to make us stronger...\n
[17:48] ---
But I'm sorry. Please leave.\n
[17:57] ---
Wait--what am I?\n
[17:59] ---
You're our bitch.\n
[18:00] ---
You're dead.
[18:01] ---
A teacher's happiest moment\n
[18:04] ---
is when a student gives a clear\nanswer to your own lesson\n
[18:07] ---
of which you yourself are unsure.\n
[18:10] ---
And Mr. Karasuma...\n
[18:12] ---
--I'm not gonna stand here\n
[18:13] ---
--a teacher must give a clear answer in response as well.\n--and listen to this brat spoutin' off!\n
[18:28] ---
I apologize for the trouble\nmy colleague caused.\n
[18:31] ---
Don't worry about what comes next.\n
[18:34] ---
I'll negotiate with my superiors\nto resume my teaching position.\n
[18:39] ---
Mr. Karasuma!\n
[18:41] ---
You think I'll let you get one\nover on me like that? I'll--\n
[18:46] ---
There's no need to negotiate.\n
[18:50] ---
Principal Asano!\n
[18:53] ---
I was curious as to how our\nnewest teacher was doing\n
[18:56] ---
and saw the whole thing.\n
[18:59] ---
Mr. Takaoka, your lesson was a joke.\n
[19:04] ---
Yes, fear is a must in education.\n
[19:06] ---
But a teacher who can only\ninstill fear through violence\n
[19:11] ---
is a teacher of the lowest order indeed.\n
[19:14] ---
B-But... I--\n
[19:16] ---
Your walking papers.\n
[19:19] ---
The Ministry of Defense\nhas no hiring rights here.\n
[19:24] ---
I call the shots around here.\nAnd don't you forget it.\n
[19:29] ---
Dammit, dammit, dammit,\ndammit, dammit, dammit...\n
[19:34] ---
Damn it all to hell!\n
[19:39] ---
Takaoka got fired?\n
[19:40] ---
So it's back to Mr. Karasuma again?\n
[19:44] ---
Hooray!\n
[19:47] ---
He's as confident as ever in his views on education.
[19:52] ---
What if...\n
[19:54] ---
If he said he wanted to be\nan assassin when he grew up,\n
[19:58] ---
would you still be able to train him--\nwith zero hesitation?\n
[20:03] ---
He may not realize it,\nbut he has what it takes.\n
[20:09] ---
That's a tricky one, to be sure...\n
[20:12] ---
But I think every teacher has doubts.\n
[20:15] ---
We secretly wonder if we're\ngiving them our best answers,\n
[20:20] ---
but we must keep a cool head\nin front of our students,\n
[20:24] ---
ever majestic, never letting them see us waver.\n
[20:29] ---
And that's why teaching is such a great profession!
[20:36] ---
Mr. Karasuma?\n
[20:38] ---
Since it was us students who\ngot your phys ed job back,\n
[20:41] ---
don't you think we should\nget some kind of reward?\n
[20:43] ---
Yeah! That's one thing\nMr. Takaoka was great at!\n
[20:49] ---
I don't know much about sweets.\nHere, get something you--\n
[20:54] ---
Yesss!\n
[20:57] ---
Let me in on that reward, too!\n
[20:58] ---
Huh? What for?\n
[21:01] ---
You didn't even do much this time around!\n
[21:03] ---
No, no, no! I watched in silent contemplation\n
[21:07] ---
so Mr. Karasuma could learn\nthe value of being a teacher!\n
[21:09] ---
Never mind him. Let's go!\nC'mon, Mr. Karasuma!\n
[21:13] ---
I might be getting a little\nstuck on this place--\n
[21:18] ---
and the fun of training people\ndespite my doubts.\n
[21:25] ---
--He's coming after us on his hands and knees!\n--Just how badly does he want it?!\n
[21:28] ---
Please, please, please, please, please--
[21:42] ---
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:49] ---
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:55] ---
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
*She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
*Shine again *
14 - Vision Time
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[00:08] ---
Phew! Helter-swelter!\n
[00:10] ---
I understand this is what it's like\nin Osaka when a heat wave hits.\n
[00:13] ---
So hot... Why's he got us out here\non the back of the mountain?\n
[00:17] ---
If he's looking for a pool,\nthere's one at the main campus.\n
[00:21] ---
But that's not in this direction, is it?\n
[00:22] ---
No.\n
[00:26] ---
Hey, Nagisa,\n
[00:27] ---
I hear you really did\na number the other day.\n
[00:29] ---
I sure wish I could've seen\nthat assassination of yours.\n
[00:33] ---
That might have worked against a human,\n
[00:35] ---
but in our classroom,\nthat doesn't mean much.\n
[00:38] ---
Day in and day out, we all try\nanything we can think of,\n
[00:42] ---
but we haven't found a sure way\nto assassinate our teacher yet.\n
[00:51] ---
All right, we're here!\n
[00:52] ---
Behold!\n
[00:58] ---
A pool I made specially just for the E Class!\n
[01:03] ---
Woo-hoo!\n
[01:07] ---
Then our teacher does stuff\nlike this, which makes him\n
[01:11] ---
pretty hard to kill!\n
[01:19] ---
It's fun, but a little depressing.\n
[01:22] ---
I'm a terrible swimmer,\n
[01:24] ---
and this suit leaves nothing to the imagination.\n
[01:27] ---
Don't worry, Kayano--\n
[01:28] ---
someone somewhere will want\na body like yours someday.\n
[01:32] ---
Hey, Okajima, maybe don't go\nacting like a dashing young man\n
[01:34] ---
while setting up that\ncamera to snap sneak pics.\n
[01:37] ---
Nagisa... you...\n
[01:40] ---
--You're a boy!\n--You just noticed?!\n
[01:42] ---
Do you blame us?\n
[01:45] ---
Kimura! No running at poolside!\nYou could trip and hurt yourself!\n
[01:50] ---
Oh, uh, sorry.\n
[01:54] ---
Hara and Nakamura!\nWatch the breath-holding!\n
[01:58] ---
I'm worried that you'll stay\nunder too long and drown!\n
[02:01] ---
Okajima, I'm confiscating that camera!\n
[02:03] ---
Hazama, don't just read all day--swim!\n
[02:08] ---
S-So fussy...\n
[02:10] ---
I guess when you make a pool,\nyou start feeling like the high ruler of it all.\n
[02:16] ---
Yeah... It sorta puts a damper\non all our gratitude.\n
[02:22] ---
My elaborate plan makes the most\nof the natural surroundings,\n
[02:24] ---
from the scenery to the layout.\n
[02:26] ---
It must be enjoyed in an orderly fashion!\n
[02:29] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #22:\nSuper strict about pool rules"\n
[02:30] ---
Aw, don't be such a\nstick-in-the-mud, Koro Sensei!\n
[02:33] ---
Have a splash!\n
[02:38] ---
What was that scream?\n
[02:40] ---
Karma! Stop that! I'll fall in!\n
[02:43] ---
I'm going to fall! Do you hear me?!\nI'll fall in! Please!\n
[02:47] ---
Koro Sensei...\n
[02:49] ---
Don't tell me...\n
[02:50] ---
Oh, I just don't feel like swimming, that's all.\n
[02:53] ---
It's not like my tentacles get all\nswollen so I can't move or anything.\n
[02:57] ---
He...\n
[02:59] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #23: Can't swim"\nHe can't swim!\n
[03:02] ---
This might be his most\npromising weak point yet!\n
[03:05] ---
With that kickboard of yours,\nI was sure you were going to swim.\n
[03:09] ---
This is not a kickboard!\n
[03:11] ---
--It is a wafer! --You brought a snack?!
[03:22] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[03:24] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[03:30] ---
*Sensei! Target on *
[03:33] ---
*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
[03:38] ---
*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
[03:43] ---
*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
[03:51] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[03:53] ---
*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[03:59] ---
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[04:07] ---
*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
[04:09] ---
*Will we, still incomplete *
[04:12] ---
*Be able to shoot through *
[04:15] ---
*The invincible target that's you? *
[04:17] ---
*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[04:23] ---
*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[04:25] ---
*Lost in so many ways *
[04:28] ---
*For you more than anyone else *
[04:30] ---
*Studying like a house on fire *
[04:33] ---
*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
[04:38] ---
*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
[04:41] ---
*Revolution *
[04:44] ---
*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
[04:51] ---
"Episode 14: Vision Time"\n
[04:56] ---
Whaddya mean, you're glad\nyour scores went up?!\n
[05:00] ---
You wanna say that one\nmore time, Muramatsu?\n
[05:02] ---
I-I mean, this is the highest I've ever gotten.\n
[05:06] ---
It's all thanks to that octopus's\nRight-Before-the-Practice-Exam\n
[05:09] ---
Afterschool Slithery Study Sessions...\n
[05:11] ---
You mean you actually did\nthat Afterschool Slithery shit?!\n
[05:14] ---
Well, uh...\n
[05:15] ---
The slithery shit we three\nswore we'd totally ignore?\n
[05:18] ---
But there's a big difference\nbetween slithery and non-slithery--\n
[05:21] ---
Enough with the "slithery"!\n
[05:24] ---
Playin' both sides till you got the\nscores you wanted. Damn traitor!\n
[05:30] ---
I don't like how everyone's fallin' for\nthat octopus hook, line, and sinker.\n
[05:35] ---
It just don't sit well...\n
[05:39] ---
Are you serious, Koro Sensei?!\n
[05:42] ---
It's just like the real thing!\n
[05:44] ---
The hell are you doing, Yoshida?\n
[05:45] ---
Hey, Terasaka!\n
[05:47] ---
The two of us were talkin'\nmotorcycles the other day,\n
[05:51] ---
since no one else around here is into 'em.\n
[05:54] ---
Not only am I a grown-up, I am\nalso a capital-M Man among men.\n
[05:58] ---
I've been known to dabble\nin this kind of hobby.\n
[06:01] ---
And this baby can hit 300 kilometers an hour.\n
[06:05] ---
What I wouldn't give to\nride the real thing one day!\n
[06:08] ---
You kiddin'? It'd be faster\njust to hold it and fly!\n
[06:17] ---
Geez, Terasaka, what was that for?!\n
[06:19] ---
You apologize!\n
[06:21] ---
The not only grown-up, but also capital-M Man among men Koro Sensei is crying!
[06:25] ---
Yeah, what she said!\n
[06:26] ---
You guys are just buzzin'\nlike a bunch of bugs...\n
[06:30] ---
Time for an extermination!\n
[06:32] ---
What is this?!
[06:33] ---
A bug bomb?\n
[06:35] ---
Terasaka! Pranks are pranks,\nbut this is going too--\n
[06:37] ---
Don't touch me, monster.\n
[06:39] ---
You're beyond creepy--and so are all of you,\n
[06:42] ---
gettin' pulled into bein' all\nbuddy-buddy with a monster!\n
[06:48] ---
What's got your knickers knotted, hmm?\n
[06:51] ---
If you don't like it, just kill him.\n
[06:54] ---
I mean, that's kind of what we're here for.\n
[06:57] ---
You tryin' to start somethin'?\nFine by me! From day one, you been--\n
[07:02] ---
Now, now, Terasaka. If you want to fight,\n
[07:06] ---
actions must come before words.\n
[07:09] ---
Let me go!\n
[07:10] ---
Buncha losers.\n
[07:12] ---
What's with him?\n
[07:14] ---
He just has to stir things up.\n
[07:23] ---
A world in crisis, self-improvement\nin the name of assassination,\n
[07:27] ---
recovering from being left in the dust...\n
[07:30] ---
Honestly, I don't give a damn about any of it.\n
[07:32] ---
I just wanna live each day easy as it comes.\n
[07:36] ---
And that's why...\n
[07:38] ---
Well done.\n
[07:40] ---
Here's your 100,000-yen reward.\n
[07:43] ---
We got a lot of prep work done, thanks to you.\n
[07:46] ---
Now these guys I don't mind.
[07:50] ---
That octopus has a good nose on him.\n
[07:53] ---
That's why we had to ask\nan inside man, like you,\n
[07:57] ---
to help us set the stage for\nItona to really show his stuff.\n
[08:01] ---
Ryoma Terasaka, I understand\nall too well how you feel.\n
[08:06] ---
Just relax. Follow my plan to the letter\n
[08:10] ---
and he'll be dead before you know it.\n
[08:13] ---
We'll put the E Class back to\nwhat it was before he came.\n
[08:17] ---
You. You're weaker than\nthat red-headed fellow,\n
[08:22] ---
even though you've got more\nraw energy and a better physique.\n
[08:25] ---
Know how I can tell?\n
[08:27] ---
There's no vision in your eyes.\n
[08:30] ---
No will or way or want to win.\n
[08:34] ---
The slow-witted cow who\ndimly chews the grass before it\n
[08:37] ---
is no match for the wolf\nwith a cow-killing vision.\n
[08:41] ---
--Why, you little--\n--Now, now.\n
[08:43] ---
Tomorrow we act. We're counting on you.\n
[08:55] ---
What's with all this crying over nothing?\n
[08:59] ---
No, no--this is my nose.\n
[09:00] ---
"Nose"\nNo, no--this is my nose.\n
[09:01] ---
"Nose"\nI'm not crying; my nose is running.\n
[09:03] ---
My eyes are here.\n
[09:04] ---
"Eye"\nWho can tell?!\n
[09:06] ---
I've been feeling a little off since yesterday.\n
[09:10] ---
Oh! Terasaka!\n
[09:12] ---
I was worried you wouldn't come in today!\n
[09:17] ---
The spray can you let loose\nin the classroom yesterday\n
[09:20] ---
was like a cedar-pollen allergen\nthat works only on him.\n
[09:23] ---
It blunts the senses of tentacled creatures.\n
[09:27] ---
Now that you've done that, reel him in.\n
[09:30] ---
Hey, octopus...\n
[09:31] ---
It's time we killed you for real.\nCome to the pool after class.\n
[09:36] ---
After all, water's your weakness.\n
[09:39] ---
You all come help! I'll knock him\nsmack into the water for you!\n
[09:45] ---
You haven't helped with anyone\nelse's assassination, Terasaka.\n
[09:50] ---
And now, when it's convenient for you,\nyou're ordering us around...\n
[09:53] ---
You really think anyone's going to\njump at the chance to help you?\n
[09:57] ---
Like I give a damn either way.\n
[09:59] ---
Hell, I'd be happy to have the\nten-billion-yen prize all to myself.\n
[10:03] ---
What's his deal?\n
[10:05] ---
I can't keep up!\n
[10:07] ---
Well, I'm not going.\n
[10:09] ---
Same.\n
[10:10] ---
Oh, let's all go!
[10:12] ---
Whoa! His snot's all hardened! We can't escape!\n
[10:15] ---
Here Terasaka is ready to assassinate me.\n
[10:19] ---
This is the perfect chance for\neveryone to kill and make up!\n
[10:23] ---
First of all: you are gross!
[10:25] ---
Terasaka!\n
[10:27] ---
Are you really going to kill him?\n
[10:29] ---
Well, geez, Nagisa. 'Course I am.\n
[10:32] ---
Then maybe you should tell\neveryone your plan of action.\n
[10:36] ---
Aw, shut it! You weaklings,\nalways cowerin' together!\n
[10:39] ---
It ain't like you got a vision for really killing him!
[10:42] ---
But I'm not like the rest of you.\n
[10:44] ---
I got a vision for killing him,\nall right--easy as pie!\n
[10:49] ---
Terasaka seemed confident enough in his plan,\n
[10:54] ---
but not in himself.\n
[10:58] ---
Even his words sounded like someone else's.\n
[11:01] ---
The disjointedness of it all was unsettling.\n
[11:06] ---
Yeah, there we go!\n
[11:08] ---
Everyone spread out in\nthe pool, just like that!\n
[11:11] ---
Who does he think he is?\n
[11:12] ---
I have my doubts.\n
[11:14] ---
Do you even have what it takes\nto make another person swim?\n
[11:17] ---
Hey, Takebayashi, shut up and get in!\n
[11:20] ---
Terasaka's turned downright tyrannical.\n
[11:23] ---
Just like he was back in first and second year.\n
[11:27] ---
Ah, I see. You'll knock me into the water\nand have everyone stab me, yes?\n
[11:33] ---
Then tell me: how will you knock me in?\n
[11:36] ---
That pistol won't make me move a single step.\n
[11:41] ---
This is not a gun, but a transmitter\nthat will send us a signal.\n
[11:46] ---
Once everyone is standing by in\nthe pool, pull the trigger to tell us.\n
[11:51] ---
You ready for this, monster?\n
[11:54] ---
Of course I am. My nose\nhas even stopped running.\n
[11:57] ---
I've always hated you. Wanted more\nthan anything for you to disappear.\n
[12:01] ---
Yes, I know. After this assassination,\nwe'll have a nice long talk.\n
[12:07] ---
Screw with me, eh? C'mon, Itona!\n
[12:14] ---
Huh?\n
[12:15] ---
My students!\n
[12:17] ---
We're getting swept away!\n
[12:18] ---
You'll have to jump in and\nsave them, Koro Sensei.\n
[12:23] ---
No way...\n
[12:24] ---
You never told me about this!
[12:38] ---
It's steep and rocky up ahead--\n
[12:40] ---
if they fall, they're done for!\n
[12:42] ---
In the time it takes for him\nto notice and save them,\n
[12:44] ---
his tentacles will be absorbing\nmore and more water.\n
[12:48] ---
Mucus can protect them from a little water.\n
[12:51] ---
That's right, Itona.\n
[12:53] ---
He can use mucus to solidify the water around\nhim and tweak the permeation pressure.\n
[12:58] ---
But he's all out of mucus.\n
[13:05] ---
What the hell?\n
[13:06] ---
I-It wasn't me!\n
[13:09] ---
It ain't like what he said...\n
[13:11] ---
I was supposed to get Itona\nover here and push him in!\n
[13:15] ---
Oh, I get it... It wasn't your plan-- you were just being strung along.
[13:22] ---
Look, I'm tellin' ya, it's not my fault!\n
[13:24] ---
Blame the guy who made me go through with it!\n
[13:27] ---
He's why everyone got swept away!
[13:32] ---
They didn't get swept away--you did.\n
[13:35] ---
If you've got the time to go pointing fingers,\n
[13:37] ---
try using it to figure out\nwhat you want to do here.\n
[13:45] ---
He's the last one!\n
[13:50] ---
Long time no see, Koro Sensei.\n
[13:54] ---
What you've sucked up\nthere is no ordinary water.\n
[13:57] ---
It contains a substance that\nblunts tentacle movement.\n
[14:01] ---
With Terasaka's help,\neverything went... swimmingly.\n
[14:05] ---
Itona...\n
[14:07] ---
Come, brother. A rematch\nto see who's stronger.\n
[14:14] ---
I thought I was strong.\n
[14:17] ---
I set my sights on the weak-looking\nones and put them under my thumb.\n
[14:21] ---
That way I was sure to win.\n
[14:24] ---
But at this school, that didn't fly.\n
[14:28] ---
Hey, let's skip this next class\nand hit the convenience store!\n
[14:32] ---
No... I've got to prep for English next.\n
[14:35] ---
So skip once. What's the difference?\n
[14:38] ---
Whoa, a monkey threatening a human!\n
[14:41] ---
Huh?!\n
[14:44] ---
But at this school, that didn't fly.\n
[14:48] ---
Look, Terasaka... no one does that here.\n
[14:53] ---
"Old Campus"\n
[14:54] ---
"Old Campus"\nEven the big bad leader of the pack\n
[14:56] ---
is just a rank weakling\nonce he hits the E Class.\n
[14:59] ---
Your grades put you dead last, right?\n
[15:02] ---
I cannot wait for the day I get to huck rocks at you down in E Class!
[15:09] ---
That's when I realized the\ncheap weapon I'd been using\n
[15:11] ---
had absolutely no effect here.\n
[15:15] ---
In fact, it might never work again.\n
[15:19] ---
These guys working hard\ntoward their vision of the future\n
[15:23] ---
were going to grow up to boss\naround directionless mooks like me.\n
[15:28] ---
I landed in the outcast E Class\n
[15:30] ---
and figured I could skate by alongside\nmy fellow goal-free students,\n
[15:34] ---
but I was wrong again.\n
[15:36] ---
That monster showed up out of nowhere\n
[15:39] ---
and gave the class one huge-ass goal.\n
[15:42] ---
Left behind again, I wound up\nmanipulated and used\n
[15:45] ---
by some calculating schmuck with a plan.\n
[15:49] ---
Dammit!\n
[15:50] ---
He's fast--and hits hard!\n
[15:52] ---
Far stronger than before...\n
[15:54] ---
We reduced the number of tentacles,\nfocusing power and speed in those remaining.\n
[15:59] ---
They're easy enough for\na simple child to control.\n
[16:03] ---
Is this for real?\n
[16:04] ---
That's not much water.\nIs he really that powerless?\n
[16:07] ---
It ain't just the water.\n
[16:09] ---
Terasaka!\n
[16:10] ---
He can't go all-out 'cause he\njust got finished savin' you all.\n
[16:14] ---
See? Look above him there.\n
[16:16] ---
Whoa!\n
[16:17] ---
Token chubster Hara\ncould fall at any second!\n
[16:20] ---
And to protect her and\nthe others, Koro Sensei...\n
[16:23] ---
But she's fat and heavy--this don't look good.\n
[16:26] ---
--We've got to help her!\n--But how?!\n
[16:28] ---
Wait a second... don't tell me they roped you into doing all this!
[16:33] ---
That's right.\n
[16:35] ---
Shortsighted guys with\nno vision and no goals\n
[16:38] ---
are doomed to be played\nby smart guys like them.\n
[16:41] ---
But you know... at least lemme\npick who's pullin' the strings.\n
[16:46] ---
I've had it up to here with those jokers,\n
[16:48] ---
and I sure don't like the idea of\n'em walkin' off with the prize.\n
[16:51] ---
So, Karma--why don't you try controllin' me?
[16:55] ---
Gimme a strategy outta\nthat shrewd noggin of yours!\n
[16:59] ---
I'll pull it off perfectly and save all of them!\n
[17:03] ---
Sure, but can you even\nhandle one of my plans?\n
[17:09] ---
You might die.\n
[17:11] ---
Oh, I'll do it, all right.\nI'm the perpetrator who gets results.\n
[17:15] ---
All right, time for the killing blow, Itona.\n
[17:19] ---
Hey!\n
[17:20] ---
Terasaka?\n
[17:21] ---
You tricked me but good!\n
[17:24] ---
Don't get so upset. We just pulled\nyour classmates into it a little.\n
[17:29] ---
Perfect for a fellow who\nstands out in the E Class like you.\n
[17:32] ---
Shut up! I ain't gonna\nforgive you for what you did!\n
[17:36] ---
Itona! You and me, one-on-one!\n
[17:39] ---
Stop that, Terasaka! He's not\nsomeone you can win against!\n
[17:41] ---
Stay outta this, octopuff!\n
[17:44] ---
What a hero.\n
[17:46] ---
Shut him up, Itona.\n
[17:49] ---
Karma!\n
[17:50] ---
It's all right.\n
[17:51] ---
Shiro's not out to kill us students.\n
[17:55] ---
And it's precisely because we're alive\nthat Koro Sensei's attention is divided.\n
[17:59] ---
Even Hara: she might look like she's in a pinch,\n
[18:01] ---
but Itona's attacks won't be aimed at her.\n
[18:05] ---
It's like I told Terasaka:\n
[18:07] ---
He'll hit you with a tentacle\nhard enough to knock you out,\n
[18:11] ---
but you take that speed and power and\nhold on as if your life depended on it.\n
[18:16] ---
You held up well!\nAll right, Itona, give him another.\n
[18:23] ---
Terasaka's still wearing yesterday's shirt.\n
[18:28] ---
Which means it got a\ndirect hit at point-blank range\n
[18:31] ---
from whatever was in that weird spray.\n
[18:34] ---
That's sure to have an effect on Itona.\n
[18:37] ---
So, having made a chink in\nhis defenses, the octopus...\n
[18:41] ---
...can rescue Hara.\n
[18:43] ---
Yoshida! Muramatsu!\n
[18:45] ---
Gimme a real big one!\n
[18:48] ---
Seriously?\n
[18:49] ---
Sheesh...\n
[18:50] ---
His weak points are the same\nas Koro Sensei's, right?\n
[18:53] ---
So all we have to do is use his\nsame tricks right back on him.\n
[19:08] ---
You've absorbed a lot, I see.\nYour advantage is dwindling.\n
[19:15] ---
So what now? We don't want you\nto claim the prize money; for one,\n
[19:19] ---
your plans almost got us all killed,\n
[19:23] ---
and Terasaka got all beat up in the process.\n
[19:25] ---
If you want to keep going,\n
[19:27] ---
we're going to need to have\na hardcore splash party.\n
[19:33] ---
Well, you got us. We withdraw.\n
[19:36] ---
Even if we were to slaughter\nall these children,\n
[19:39] ---
who knows how his antimatter\norgans would run amok.\n
[19:43] ---
Let's go, Itona.\n
[19:46] ---
Well? Wasn't that a fun time with everyone?\n
[19:50] ---
Why not join us--for real this time?\n
[19:52] ---
Itona.\n
[19:59] ---
We managed to drive 'em off.\n
[20:01] ---
Thank goodness we saved\nyour life, huh, Koro Sensei?\n
[20:06] ---
I'm grateful, of course! I still had\nsome tricks up my sleeve, though.\n
[20:10] ---
That reminds me, Terasaka...\n
[20:12] ---
You were saying some harsh\nstuff about me back there.\n
[20:15] ---
So I'm heavy, am I? Fat?\n
[20:18] ---
I-I was just objectively\nanalyzin' the situation at hand!\n
[20:21] ---
Keep your excuses!\n
[20:22] ---
Feel the terror of a fatty who can really move!\n
[20:25] ---
You really are totally tactless, Terasaka.\n
[20:29] ---
No wonder you let people wrap\nyou around their little fingers.\n
[20:32] ---
Shut it, Karma! You don't get to\nbe up there talkin' down at me!\n
[20:37] ---
Whaat? Is this how you treat your boss?\n
[20:40] ---
My boss? Ha!\n
[20:41] ---
What kind of boss'd make someone\ntake a tentacle hit with his bare chest?\n
[20:44] ---
For a world-class slacker, you sure\nscored a sweet part in all this!\n
[20:49] ---
I was just thinking the same thing.\n
[20:51] ---
Why not take this chance to sling a little mud?\n
[20:55] ---
Hey! Stop it!\n
[20:56] ---
Terasaka's not cut out for putting\ntogether plans from on high.\n
[21:01] ---
His strengths come through\nwhen he's out on the field.\n
[21:04] ---
When confidence shines through\nphysical might and the ability\n
[21:07] ---
to get things done, it lets\neveryone shine when it matters.\n
[21:09] ---
I look forward to seeing him\ngrow into an action-squad assassin.\n
[21:13] ---
Terasaka's pretty violent,\nbut he's adjusted well to our class.\n
[21:17] ---
Me and Karma--all of us, really--\nwere secretly happy about that.\n
[21:22] ---
So happy that we all overlooked it.\n
[21:26] ---
Bigger than water: Koro Sensei's\ngreatest weak point of all.\n
[21:43] ---
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:51] ---
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:57] ---
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:02] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:07] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[22:11] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[22:13] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:19] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[22:26] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:34] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[22:36] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[22:39] ---
*She's been waiting *
[22:40] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:45] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[22:51] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:57] ---
*Shine again *
15 - End-of-Term Time
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[00:07] ---
Surprise!\n
[00:08] ---
"Tell Us, Kunudon!"\n
[00:08] ---
"Tell Us, Kunudon!"\nTell us, Kunudon!\n
[00:11] ---
Hi, everybody! It's me, Kunudon!\n
[00:14] ---
Sir, yes, sir!\n
[00:16] ---
We're coming up on finals--\n
[00:16] ---
"Final Exams"\nWe're coming up on finals--\n
[00:17] ---
"Final Exams"\nand at Kunugigaoka Junior High,\n
[00:19] ---
"Final Exams"\ngrades are everything!\n
[00:21] ---
A miserable future as a loser\nawaits the human garbage\n
[00:24] ---
who can't reach the bar!\n
[00:26] ---
They'll wind up in the gutter!\n
[00:27] ---
"The Garbage Class"\n
[00:28] ---
I wonder how the E Class,\nour very own garbage class, will do?\n
[00:31] ---
Terrible, of course! Yay!\n
[00:37] ---
You got the basics down cold\nin the first semester.\n
[00:41] ---
At this rate, I expect your\nfinals scores to shoot right up.\n
[00:45] ---
Koro Sensei, do you want us all to\nmake the top fifty this time, too?\n
[00:49] ---
No--I was too focused on\nyour total scores for midterms.\n
[00:54] ---
I've come to believe that\neach student should have a goal\n
[00:57] ---
better suited to him or her.\n
[00:59] ---
And that's why I've come up\nwith the perfect target\n
[01:02] ---
for our assassination classroom!\n
[01:07] ---
Don't worry, Terasaka!\nYou've got a shot at reaching it, too!\n
[01:12] ---
Now, then... as Shiro said, when\nI lose a tentacle, I also lose speed.\n
[01:19] ---
One fewer tentacle and\nthere's already a difference.\n
[01:22] ---
See? I can't keep up the quality of my clones,\n
[01:25] ---
and now there's a few child clones mixed in.\n
[01:27] ---
So that's how clones get reduced!
[01:30] ---
Lose one more...\n
[01:33] ---
--Yay!\n--and you get more child clones\n
[01:35] ---
with the parent clones fretting\nabout how to make ends meet.\n
[01:38] ---
This has taken a tragic turn.\n
[01:41] ---
Lose yet another...\n
[01:43] ---
...and now the father clone has vanished,\n
[01:45] ---
leaving the mother clone to\nraise the children on her own.\n
[01:50] ---
Brutal!\n
[01:51] ---
Each tentacle lost is a ten percent\nreduction in my movement.\n
[01:57] ---
Here's the deal: The students\nwho get the best overall score\n
[02:02] ---
and/or the best score in each subject\n
[02:04] ---
will each have the right\nto destroy one tentacle.\n
[02:08] ---
This is the final exam for\nour assassination classroom.\n
[02:12] ---
Can you get any closer\nto that ten-billion-yen prize?\n
[02:15] ---
That, students, is up to you.\n
[02:19] ---
This teacher...\n
[02:22] ---
...really knows how to get us motivated.\n
[02:27] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[02:29] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[02:35] ---
*Sensei! Target on *
[02:38] ---
*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
[02:43] ---
*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
[02:48] ---
*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
[02:56] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[02:58] ---
*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[03:04] ---
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[03:12] ---
*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
[03:14] ---
*Will we, still incomplete *
[03:17] ---
*Be able to shoot through *
[03:20] ---
*The invincible target that's you? *
[03:23] ---
*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[03:28] ---
*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[03:30] ---
*Lost in so many ways *
[03:33] ---
*For you more than anyone else *
[03:35] ---
*Studying like a house on fire *
[03:38] ---
*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
[03:43] ---
*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
[03:46] ---
*Revolution *
[03:49] ---
*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
[03:56] ---
"Episode 15: End-of-Term Time"\n
[04:00] ---
"Kunugi"\n
[04:01] ---
I'd do anything to make\nthe E Class's grades drop.\n
[04:05] ---
Is that what you think of me?\n
[04:08] ---
No... but this stiff here sure has his doubts.\n
[04:14] ---
Then let me reassure you:\n
[04:16] ---
Our school fosters autonomy\namong its students.\n
[04:20] ---
It is not the school that decides\na student's grades, but the student.\n
[04:24] ---
I don't do a thing.\n
[04:30] ---
With that wording he chose...\nthere must be more to it.\n
[04:33] ---
Student autonomy and all that.\n
[04:35] ---
Yes, well.\n
[04:36] ---
At least he won't resort to\nbarely-legal petty tricks this time.\n
[04:40] ---
Well, since these scores are\ntied directly to assassination,\n
[04:45] ---
maybe I ought to give them a leg up.\n
[04:48] ---
Let me handle phys ed for a while!\n
[04:51] ---
What happened to English?!\n
[04:54] ---
One tentacle for each top score...\n
[04:57] ---
Yeah! We can do this!\n
[04:59] ---
When are you ever this fired up, Okuda?\n
[05:02] ---
Well, since science is my one strong suit,\n
[05:05] ---
I might finally be able to help everyone out!\n
[05:08] ---
We have our share of\nhigh-scoring students here.\n
[05:10] ---
Acing one subject each isn't that far-fetched!
[05:15] ---
Shindo?\n
[05:18] ---
Hello? Hey, what's up?\nHaven't seen you since the tournament.\n
[05:22] ---
Yeah--hell of a game.\n
[05:25] ---
I said I'd have my payback in high school,\n
[05:27] ---
but now I'm worried you won't make it there.\n
[05:31] ---
Still condescending as ever.\n
[05:34] ---
So listen...\n
[05:36] ---
Right now the entire accelerated\nA Class is in a conference room\n
[05:41] ---
for an independent study session.\n
[05:44] ---
Their leaders are the pride of Kunugigaoka,\n
[05:47] ---
geniuses known as the Big Five.\n
[05:50] ---
"Introducing the Big Five\nof the Accelerated A Class"\n
[05:52] ---
Coming in at second place on midterms!\n
[05:55] ---
The socially aware mass-media hopeful\nwho crushes the competition:\n
[05:59] ---
"Teppei Araki" "Media Club President"\n
[06:00] ---
"Teppei Araki" "Media Club President"\nMedia Club president Teppei Araki!\n
[06:06] ---
And in third place:\n
[06:08] ---
dominator of competitions in the humanities,\nthe perspicacious poet\n
[06:12] ---
"Student Council Secretary" "Perspicacious Poet"\nand student council secretary Ren Sakakibara!\n
[06:18] ---
In fifth place:\n
[06:21] ---
the memorization monster burning\nwith a grudge against Akabane,\n
[06:24] ---
"Biology Club President" "Memorization Monster"\nBiology Club president Natsuhiko Koyama!\n
[06:32] ---
And in sixth place:\n
[06:34] ---
the man whose sharp tongue\nand LA-honed language skills\n
[06:36] ---
are light-years beyond the rest,\n
[06:38] ---
"Student Council Meeting Leader" "LA Language"\n
[06:39] ---
"Student Council Meeting Leader" "LA Language"\nmeeting leader Tomoya Seo!\n
[06:45] ---
I-Is that you doing these introductions?\n
[06:48] ---
Yeah, uh...\n
[06:49] ---
I've always wanted to try\nmy hand at announcing.\n
[06:52] ---
And reigning over all these from the very top...\n
[06:56] ---
We are the sun,\n
[06:58] ---
shining on all at the famed\nKunugigaoka Junior High.\n
[07:02] ---
But now dark and threatening clouds are forming,\n
[07:06] ---
trying to cover up and\nsteal away our brilliance.\n
[07:09] ---
They say the E Class was aiming to\nget in the top fifty on the midterms.\n
[07:14] ---
If so, we must monopolize the top spots,\n
[07:17] ---
and drive out the gathering clouds.\n
[07:20] ---
Let us correct their insolent ideas,\nand protect the light of our school--\n
[07:26] ---
by our own hand!\n
[07:29] ---
...in first place, coming in first\non the national mock exams\n
[07:32] ---
and with perfect scores in all subjects,\n
[07:36] ---
the man with leadership in his genes:\n
[07:39] ---
"Student Council President" "Genetic General"\nstudent council president Gakushu Asano!\n
[07:45] ---
The principal's only son!\n
[07:48] ---
About question number 3, Asano...\n
[07:51] ---
Oh, that's a hard one. Try again,\nbut complete the square first.\n
[07:57] ---
The axis equation is x equals a, so...\n
[08:00] ---
Oh, I see!\n
[08:02] ---
They've got high hopes and top scores!\n
[08:05] ---
The combined charisma of\nthe proud A Class go-getters,\n
[08:09] ---
along with their leadership qualities...\n
[08:11] ---
How much better to travel a mile with you\n
[08:15] ---
than to travel a thousand miles in a day!\n
[08:17] ---
Come, let us study until your very\nvessels are filled with lovely words.\n
[08:22] ---
Back in LA, where I lived,\nthat grammar'd make you a laughingstock!\n
[08:26] ---
What counts is the size of the\nchange that event brought about.\n
[08:30] ---
If you can't see that, you'll wind up\non the outskirts of society.\n
[08:34] ---
Jam 'em in there! Do it!\n
[08:35] ---
In junior high and high school chemistry,\nmemorization does the trick!\n
[08:39] ---
Asano with perfect scores in every subject\n
[08:42] ---
and the others with their specializations\n
[08:45] ---
make up the Big Five.\n
[08:47] ---
They're looking to keep you from\nreturning to the main campus.\n
[08:51] ---
If this keeps up...\n
[08:52] ---
Thanks for looking out for us, Shindo.\n
[08:56] ---
But it's all right. Right now our goal\nisn't to get out of the E Class.\n
[09:01] ---
Still, to meet the goal we do have, we will need to beat the A Class on points.
[09:06] ---
Watch us, okay? We'll put up a real fight!\n
[09:09] ---
Knock yourself out.\nThe E Class's fight isn't my problem.\n
[09:14] ---
"Old Campus"\n
[09:15] ---
"Old Campus"\nFirst in every subject, huh?\n
[09:19] ---
Nagisa! Kayano!\n
[09:20] ---
Isogai?\n
[09:22] ---
Want to study in the main-campus\nlibrary after class tomorrow?\n
[09:26] ---
I reserved it way in advance\nwith finals in mind.\n
[09:29] ---
They always shunt the E Class aside till later,\n
[09:31] ---
so this is practically a platinum ticket for us!\n
[09:35] ---
Let's do it!\n
[09:35] ---
I'm in!\n
[09:36] ---
"Pop Ocks"\n
[09:37] ---
"Pop Ocks"\nSo earnest!\n
[09:39] ---
It seems it was worth putting\nmy tentacles on the line.\n
[09:43] ---
Sir,\n
[09:44] ---
I have begun raising the standards\nfor the A Class's scores,\n
[09:47] ---
just as you had intended.\n
[09:50] ---
Are you satisfied?\n
[09:52] ---
Asano, what we need are results.\n
[09:56] ---
Reporting without results is meaningless.\n
[09:59] ---
I know: If the A Class\noccupies the top fifty ranks\n
[10:04] ---
and the top spot in all five subjects,\n
[10:07] ---
they will pass.\n
[10:09] ---
The E Class cannot do\nbetter than any other class.\n
[10:13] ---
I understand this principle of yours,\n
[10:15] ---
but not why you're so insistent upon it.\n
[10:19] ---
Yes, their grades are improving.\n
[10:23] ---
But they can only go so far.\n
[10:25] ---
I sincerely doubt they\ncan be any match for us.\n
[10:29] ---
That's exactly what I want\nto teach you, Asano.\n
[10:34] ---
Sometimes the strong and weak\ncan switch sides, just like that.\n
[10:38] ---
But staying in the strong camp...\n
[10:41] ---
That is the hardest thing to do.
[10:45] ---
Understood, sir. I shall see to it\nthat your conditions are fulfilled.\n
[10:51] ---
And... may I ask you something, sir?\n
[10:54] ---
Not as a student, but as your son?\n
[10:57] ---
What's this? Looking to lean on your father?\n
[11:00] ---
No, no--I'm just curious.\n
[11:05] ---
About the E Class...\n
[11:08] ---
Are you hiding something?\n
[11:15] ---
I just can't shake my suspicions.\n
[11:19] ---
You've had many more dealings\nwith the E Class this school year.\n
[11:24] ---
As hard as it is to believe...\n
[11:26] ---
you're not involved in anything but\neducation, right? Nothing sketchy?\n
[11:31] ---
There've been rumors of a suspicious person.\n
[11:34] ---
People seeing a giant yellow\noctopus flying through the sky,\n
[11:37] ---
or a black-cloaked man buying up\nall the snacks at the corner store,\n
[11:42] ---
or a mysterious voice snickering\nbehind a well-endowed coed.\n
[11:48] ---
I'm sure these are baseless rumors,\ntotally without merit, but...\n
[11:52] ---
Why do you want to know? So you can\nuse that information to control me?\n
[11:56] ---
Of course! After all, you're the one\nwho taught me to control everything.\n
[12:04] ---
Spoken like the student\nI've taught the longest.\n
[12:08] ---
I'll put a collar on you and own you for life.\n
[12:12] ---
What a coincidence!\n
[12:13] ---
I was just thinking of keeping you as\na corporate slave until the day you die.\n
[12:33] ---
Well, if it isn't the E Class crew!\n
[12:37] ---
This library is wasted on the likes of you.\n
[12:40] ---
Pearls before swine, am I right?\n
[12:43] ---
Don't tell me...\n
[12:44] ---
...the Big Five?\n
[12:46] ---
Move it, scrubs. Those are our seats. Get lost!
[12:51] ---
Hey! Don't interrupt our studying!\n
[12:54] ---
Kayano... your book.\n
[12:56] ---
These seats are ours! We reserved them!\n
[12:59] ---
Yeah! And being able to study\nin air conditioning like this\n
[13:03] ---
is simply heavenly!\n
[13:05] ---
Have you forgotten? The bad-grade\nE Class can't defy the A Class--\n
[13:09] ---
not at this school.
[13:11] ---
W-We can, too!\n
[13:13] ---
What?\n
[13:14] ---
We're aiming for the top\nfinals scores in every subject!\n
[13:18] ---
Let's see you try to boss us around then!\n
[13:22] ---
Okuda...\n
[13:23] ---
Don't talk back to me, you cheeky bitch!\n
[13:26] ---
And those glasses make you look like a hick!\n
[13:29] ---
Right, Araki?\n
[13:30] ---
Oh, uh-huh.\n
[13:32] ---
In all your criticism,\nyou've overlooked something.\n
[13:34] ---
See? Here we have a pearl among the swine.
[13:38] ---
What a pity. You and I would\nmake a magnificent pair...\n
[13:40] ---
if you only had the academic chops.\n
[13:43] ---
Perhaps you could be our servant.\n
[13:45] ---
Uh, er... no.\n
[13:47] ---
She has the worst luck in men.
[13:50] ---
Hang on...\n
[13:52] ---
Aren't these the same ones from midterms?\n
[13:55] ---
--Yukiko Kanzaki, ranked 23rd in Japanese.\n--We have an opening for a maid.\n
[13:59] ---
--Rio Nakamura, ranked 11th in English.\n--But...\n
[14:02] ---
--Yuma Isogai, ranked 14th in social studies.\n--Hey! Cut it out already!\n
[14:05] ---
Manami Okuda, ranked 17th in science...\n
[14:08] ---
I get it. So you're not entirely\nwithout academic skill--\n
[14:12] ---
in one subject, anyway.
[14:14] ---
Then how about this?\n
[14:16] ---
Whichever of our two classes\n
[14:19] ---
snags the most top spots over all five subjects\n
[14:22] ---
gets to make the loser do anything they want.\n
[14:28] ---
What's wrong? Chicken?\nYou're all bark and no bite!\n
[14:32] ---
We're perfectly willing to\nput our lives on the line.\n
[14:41] ---
You probably shouldn't be\nso quick to bet your lives.\n
[14:44] ---
All right, then! We have ourselves a deal!\n
[14:48] ---
We'll make you do something worse than death!
[14:50] ---
You can't run!\n
[14:52] ---
You'll regret this!\n
[14:53] ---
"Quiet, Please"\n
[14:57] ---
Word of this commotion spread\nthroughout the school before long.\n
[15:04] ---
S-Sorry, Asano...\n
[15:06] ---
I thought it was just a dumb bet,\n
[15:08] ---
but those smartasses had\nto go and take us up on it.\n
[15:11] ---
It's not all bad. Maybe this way we\ncan turn up the heat on the A Class.\n
[15:17] ---
But let's clarify the rules so\nwe won't have any trouble later:\n
[15:23] ---
The winner can hand down only one command,\n
[15:26] ---
the details of which will\nbe announced after finals.\n
[15:29] ---
Only one? That doesn't seem like enough.\n
[15:32] ---
So what's ours going to be?\n
[15:40] ---
To consent to this agreement. Only that.\n
[15:46] ---
Fifty clauses of the E Class pledging\nsubordination to the A Class.\n
[15:51] ---
In return, the A Class will lead\nthe E Class as model students.\n
[15:57] ---
It's a status of forces agreement--a win-win.\n
[16:02] ---
One command encompassing fifty\nline items of codified servitude?\n
[16:05] ---
And that's a win-win, is it?\n
[16:08] ---
Did you just now come up with all this?\n
[16:11] ---
You're one scary guy.\n
[16:13] ---
Scary? Perish the thought.\n
[16:17] ---
This is just a little game\namong autonomous students.\n
[16:22] ---
I've got a good grasp of civil law.\n
[16:24] ---
I could whip up a contract that would break a man.
[16:30] ---
What I'm trying to convey here,\nmy fellow students,\n
[16:34] ---
is that if we play this game,\nwe play for keeps.\n
[16:37] ---
We must meet any and all opponents\nhead-on and in all seriousness!\n
[16:41] ---
That is the duty of the A Class\nthat illuminates all!\n
[16:48] ---
He knows just what to say to rally the troops.\n
[16:51] ---
We all know that, but we jump at\nthe chance to tag along after him,\n
[16:56] ---
believing in the victory beyond his hypocrisy.\n
[17:00] ---
He's the absolute ace of the\nA-for-Ace Class, Gakushu Asano.\n
[17:05] ---
There's not a student here\nwho can surpass him.\n
[17:11] ---
Come on, Karma--shape up and study right!\n
[17:14] ---
You know you have a good chance\nof getting the overall best score!\n
[17:18] ---
I would anyway.\nYour teaching methods are top-notch.\n
[17:23] ---
"In-Depth Reading" "For Finals"\n"Slay 'Em!" "Special Enhanced Lesson"\n
[17:24] ---
But you know, Koro Sensei...\n
[17:27] ---
the way you've been going on\nabout top this, top that--\n
[17:29] ---
you're sounding like a regular\nteacher: crappy and boring.\n
[17:35] ---
Anyway, what's the plan?\n
[17:37] ---
You know those A Class goons\nhave something up their sleeve.\n
[17:42] ---
Don't sweat it, Karma. What more\ndoes the E Class even have to lose?\n
[17:48] ---
If we win, we can make them do anything!\n
[17:50] ---
I'd like them to let us use the cafeteria!\n
[17:55] ---
I have an idea about that.\n
[17:58] ---
What if we make them hand this over?
[18:01] ---
The school pamphlet?\n
[18:05] ---
You've already been at\nthe bottom of the heap.\n
[18:08] ---
That's why I'd like you to experience\na lively battle for the top.\n
[18:14] ---
An assassin must aim for\nthe top--and take it down.\n
[18:23] ---
Asano's whipped up a confrontational\nfrenzy against the E Class.\n
[18:29] ---
We can only use it to improve\nthe standard deviation at our school.\n
[18:33] ---
Don't worry!\n
[18:35] ---
Even the A Class will have the devil's\nown time finding the answer\n
[18:38] ---
to these concentrated nuggets of knowledge!
[18:43] ---
These are no longer mere exam problems!\n
[18:49] ---
Oh, no: why, these have become...\n
[18:52] ---
conundrums!
[18:55] ---
Very good. I look forward to\nseeing how it all turns out.\n
[19:02] ---
Hidden among all these radical\nprovisions is one nondescript item:\n
[19:07] ---
The E Class is forbidden from keeping secrets.\n
[19:09] ---
This is what I'm really after.
[19:12] ---
Whatever the E Class's big secret\nis that you're trying to conceal,\n
[19:17] ---
I can use this to shake them up, and then...\n
[19:22] ---
Then I'll have found your weakness,\nand you'll in be my thrall.\n
[19:25] ---
After all, Father... the apple\ndoesn't fall far from the tree.\n
[19:33] ---
"Finals Day"\n
[19:37] ---
Well, Nagisa?\n
[19:39] ---
You ready for this?\n
[19:41] ---
If what I studied is on there.\n
[19:43] ---
Stand up straight and be a man!\n
[19:45] ---
You're aiming for the top in English!\n
[19:47] ---
This'll be rich!\n
[19:49] ---
So you made a reckless\nbet with the A Class, eh?\n
[19:52] ---
Wonder what they'll make you do?\n
[19:59] ---
--Well! Looks like we're the first ones here!\n--Tanaka!\n
[20:05] ---
Who's that?!\n
[20:06] ---
Ritsu's proxy.\n
[20:07] ---
We couldn't get the principal\nto allow an AI to take part,\n
[20:12] ---
so we settled on a stand-in,\nsomeone Ritsu had taught.\n
[20:16] ---
Do you have any idea what it feels like\n
[20:18] ---
to have the principal give you a pity-filled\n
[20:20] ---
you've-sure-got-it-rough look\nduring those negotiations?\n
[20:24] ---
We're not worthy!\n
[20:28] ---
Ritsu has a message for you, and so do I:\n
[20:32] ---
Good luck.\n
[20:34] ---
Yes, sir!\n
[20:39] ---
I won't lose. I'll keep on beating them all.\n
[20:47] ---
These are exams each of us takes separately,\n
[20:50] ---
yet we still feel like we're in the\nsame boat with all these others.\n
[20:56] ---
Those we fight beside,\n
[20:59] ---
those we fight against,\n
[21:02] ---
the cheers and jeers from the onlookers.\n
[21:05] ---
This is almost like...\n
[21:12] ---
We are assassins.\n
[21:16] ---
And right now we're gladiators, too.\n
[21:23] ---
Another day...\n
[21:27] ---
...another fight bell rings!\n
[21:43] ---
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:50] ---
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:56] ---
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:07] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[22:13] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
*She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
*Shine again *
16 - School's Out/1st Term
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[00:11] ---
These are exams each of us takes separately,\n
[00:14] ---
yet we still feel like we're in\nthe same boat with all these others.\n
[00:20] ---
Those we fight beside,\n
[00:23] ---
those we fight against,\n
[00:26] ---
the cheers and jeers from the onlookers.\n
[00:29] ---
This is almost like...\n
[00:36] ---
We are assassins.\n
[00:39] ---
And right now we're gladiators, too.\n
[00:47] ---
Another day...\n
[00:51] ---
...another fight bell rings!\n
[00:56] ---
Tests are a good thing.\n
[00:58] ---
The knowledge gained\nfrom a night of cramming\n
[01:00] ---
will be all but forgotten\nonce you hit adulthood.\n
[01:04] ---
And that's fine.\n
[01:05] ---
The experience you gain through competition,\n
[01:08] ---
having sharpened your skills\nand broadened your minds\n
[01:11] ---
all under the same set of rules?\n
[01:13] ---
That's the real treasure.
[01:17] ---
So fast!\n
[01:18] ---
Much faster than midterms...\n
[01:21] ---
At a combined junior-senior high prep school,\n
[01:24] ---
it's not unusual for junior-high students\n
[01:26] ---
to start learning at a\nhigh-school level in year 3.\n
[01:28] ---
The fastest-paced subjects at our school\n
[01:31] ---
are English, math, and science.\n
[01:34] ---
But the same conditions apply to us all.\n
[01:40] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[01:43] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[01:48] ---
*Sensei! Target on *
[01:52] ---
*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
[01:57] ---
*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
[02:02] ---
*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
[02:10] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[02:12] ---
*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[02:18] ---
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[02:26] ---
*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
[02:28] ---
*Will we, still incomplete *
[02:31] ---
*Be able to shoot through *
[02:33] ---
*The invincible target that's you? *
[02:36] ---
*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[02:42] ---
*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[02:44] ---
*Lost in so many ways *
[02:47] ---
*For you more than anyone else *
[02:49] ---
*Studying like a house on fire *
[02:52] ---
*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
[02:57] ---
*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
[03:00] ---
*Revolution *
[03:03] ---
*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
[03:09] ---
"Episode 16: School's Out/1st Term"\n
[03:20] ---
So this is the last problem?\n
[03:24] ---
Those scrubs! I spent a year in\nLos Angeles when my folks worked there.\n
[03:28] ---
There's no way any junior-high\nlevel stuff will trip me up now!\n
[03:33] ---
"If you want to know the truth, I felt like\nslapping the cook's face a hundred times."\n
[03:38] ---
It's not going down? What the--?\nYou could use this as the answer key!\n
[03:45] ---
Why so serious?\n
[03:46] ---
Lighten up a little, Mr. Top Scholar!\n
[03:52] ---
A perfect score? From the E Class?!\n
[03:56] ---
I'm guessing you never read Salinger's The Catcher in the Rye.
[04:01] ---
Leave it to a fine school to\ncome up with some fine questions.\n
[04:06] ---
The questions cite famous literature.\n
[04:09] ---
They'll want the scoring standard to include\n
[04:12] ---
how much a student reads\nand how adaptable she can be.\n
[04:15] ---
They'll probably lose points\nif they don't answer\n
[04:16] ---
in the same rough and concise\ncolloquial style as the source text.\n
[04:20] ---
"Honestly, I wanted to give that cook\na hundred slaps in the face."\n
[04:20] ---
I did it!\n
[04:22] ---
Damn! Our English teacher\nonly mentioned that novel\n
[04:26] ---
in passing in the middle of class!\n
[04:28] ---
I guess you didn't have many\nfriends overseas, eh, Seo?\n
[04:32] ---
Like an octopus who practically\npushed books onto you?\n
[04:36] ---
I've always admired this\nkind of subtle rebellion.\n
[04:39] ---
You simply must read it in both languages.\n
[04:42] ---
It ought to strike a real\nchord with you at your age.\n
[04:45] ---
Dammit!\n
[04:47] ---
Ha! Science is all about memorization!\n
[04:56] ---
Huh? I can't get its armor off!\n
[04:59] ---
But I know I memorized this!
[05:02] ---
Well, you see...\n
[05:03] ---
Got it!\n
[05:05] ---
Real science isn't any fun if it's just memorization.
[05:10] ---
Science absolutely loves when you tell it--\n
[05:12] ---
in words, mind you--\n
[05:15] ---
that you know what it is.\n
[05:24] ---
Even in science, you need language\nskills to reach your opponent.\n
[05:28] ---
I understand that now, Koro Sensei!\n
[05:32] ---
Now I've done it...\n
[05:34] ---
How am I supposed to know how many times\n
[05:36] ---
the Tokyo International Conference\non African Development has met?!\n
[05:41] ---
That was close. Good thing I studied that.\n
[05:45] ---
Isogai, you little...\n
[05:47] ---
Just a fluke. See, my family's pretty poor,\n
[05:51] ---
and when I looked it up out of sympathy\nfor Africa's poverty issues...\n
[05:54] ---
--No time like the present!\n--Wha-a-at?!\n
[05:58] ---
Being taken to the actual location\n
[06:00] ---
only made me that much more interested!
[06:06] ---
"Spring has gone away\nand summer come, it would seem--\n
[06:10] ---
from those white hemp robes\nlaid to dry in the sunlight\n
[06:14] ---
on Kagu's Heavenly Hill."\n
[06:21] ---
Your words are as lovely as your face!\n
[06:24] ---
But a mere sliver of a satisfactory answer\n
[06:27] ---
does not an aced exam make!\n
[06:32] ---
"First Term Final: Math"\n
[06:32] ---
Math, eh?\n
[06:34] ---
Akabane's in the E Class?\n
[06:37] ---
He came in second on the midterms, after me.\n
[06:42] ---
Quite a showing for an E Class student.\n
[06:44] ---
However...\n
[06:47] ---
I have no blind spots--\nnot in math, not in any subject.\n
[06:59] ---
Aw!\n
[07:01] ---
Everyone's in such a tizzy.\n
[07:04] ---
That's not what winning is all about.\n
[07:12] ---
Total victory is scoring an easy win\nby doing what you always do.\n
[07:22] ---
He'll be my sacrifice to\nthe proper way of winning.\n
[07:25] ---
That'll show 'em.\n
[07:29] ---
Two days of exams.\nAssassination, our wager--\n
[07:33] ---
everything was riding on\nhow many circles we got.\n
[07:43] ---
Well, class,\n
[07:46] ---
your scores in all subjects have arrived.\n
[07:57] ---
Here goes. Starting with English:\n
[08:03] ---
First in the E Class\n
[08:05] ---
and first in the grade...\n
[08:09] ---
Rio Nakamura!\n
[08:13] ---
Take that!\n
[08:13] ---
"Rio Nakamura" "100 in English" "1st in Year 3"\nTake that!\n
[08:15] ---
What?!
[08:15] ---
"Tomoya Seo" "95 in English" "3rd in Year 3" What?!
[08:17] ---
Perfect.\n
[08:19] ---
Though your motivation had a\nwhimsical side that worried me.\n
[08:23] ---
Well, there Ā\n
[08:26] ---
Don't forget about that tentacle, now, sir.\n
[08:29] ---
I won't.\n
[08:32] ---
Nagisa, you put up a good fight,\n
[08:33] ---
but you haven't kicked your habit\nof making spelling mistakes\n
[08:35] ---
"Nagisa Shiota" "91 in English" "6th in Year 3"\nwhen it really counts.\n
[08:39] ---
Still, top marks in a subject\nmeans that's one tentacle down.\n
[08:44] ---
"To Be Destroyed"\n
[08:44] ---
"To Be Destroyed"\nLet's wait until I've read all the scores\n
[08:46] ---
to see if we have something to celebrate.\n
[08:49] ---
Next up is Japanese:\n
[08:52] ---
First in the E Class...\n
[08:55] ---
Yukiko Kanzaki!\n
[08:57] ---
However!\n
[08:58] ---
First in the grade goes to\nGakushu Asano of the A Class!\n
[09:04] ---
"96 in Japanese" "2nd in Year 3"\nKanzaki, you did an excellent job.\n
[09:06] ---
"96 in Japanese" "2nd in Year 3"\nAnd that's enough.\n
[09:08] ---
Asano can really nab those points.\n
[09:10] ---
He's crazy tough. Nakamura only\nbeat him in English by a single point.\n
[09:14] ---
That's the top in the nation for you.\nNo chinks--not in any subject.\n
[09:19] ---
They're collectively known as the Big Five...\n
[09:20] ---
"94 in Japanese" "3rd in Year 3"\nThey're collectively known as the Big Five...\n
[09:22] ---
"94 in Japanese" "3rd in Year 3"\n...but it really comes down to Asano.\n
[09:24] ---
You've got to take him down\nor you'll never get to the top.\n
[09:29] ---
Let's move on.\n
[09:32] ---
In social studies, first in the\nE Class goes to Yuma Isogai.\n
[09:36] ---
As for first in the grade?\n
[09:39] ---
Congratulations!\n
[09:41] ---
You beat out Asano to take the top spot!\n
[09:44] ---
"97 in Social Studies" "1st in Year 3"\nYesss!\n
[09:46] ---
"94 in Social Studies" "2nd in Year 3"\n
[09:46] ---
"94 in Social Studies" "2nd in Year 3"\nAn excellent job, especially considering\n
[09:49] ---
"93 in Social Studies" "3rd in Year 3"\nall the fiendish questions you had to deal with!\n
[09:50] ---
We're 2 and 1!\n
[09:52] ---
Next up is science... is it Okuda?\n
[09:54] ---
First in the E Class for science\nis Manami Okuda! And...\n
[10:00] ---
Marvelous! First in the grade is also Manami Okuda!
[10:05] ---
"Manami Okuda"\n"98 in Science" "1st in Year 3"\n
[10:07] ---
That's 3 and 1!\n
[10:09] ---
We don't even have to hear how\n
[10:10] ---
"95 in Science" "2nd in Year 3"\nmath turned out--the E Class won this!\n
[10:13] ---
--Hooray!\n--Great work, Okuda!\n
[10:15] ---
That tentacle is yours!\n
[10:17] ---
And so is what we're\nasking for in this little deal!\n
[10:20] ---
I can't wait!\n
[10:21] ---
So that just leaves math.\n
[10:28] ---
"Gakushu Asano"\n"100 in Math" "1st in Year 3"\n
[10:32] ---
We're 3 and 2 over all five subjects.\nWe lost to the E Class.\n
[10:37] ---
What could be more humiliating?\n
[10:39] ---
But it still worked out, Koyama.\nI mean, we beat them on total scores.\n
[10:45] ---
Hmph.\n
[10:46] ---
I got my own back against the guy\nwho stole fourth place from me.\n
[10:50] ---
But that guy...\n
[10:51] ---
"85 in Math" "10th in Year 3"\nHe dug his own grave!\n
[10:54] ---
"Total Score: 469" "13th in Year 3"\nDidn't even bother to compete, the scrub.\n
[11:01] ---
The A Class is mighty indeed.\n
[11:04] ---
They monopolize the top six ranks\nin overall scores for five subjects.\n
[11:07] ---
The best overall scores in the E Class\n
[11:10] ---
were Kataoka's and Takebayashi's,\ntied for 7th place.\n
[11:13] ---
That's to be expected. Everyone in\nthe A Class studied like mad, too.\n
[11:19] ---
The tests' difficulty levels\nhad been ramped up.\n
[11:22] ---
No lazy student could be expected to keep up.\n
[11:25] ---
What are you trying to say?\n
[11:27] ---
You thought, "I'm so cool--\nI'll ace these exams, no sweat"?\n
[11:32] ---
How mortifying!\n
[11:36] ---
"Total Score: 491" "1st in Year 3"\nCongratulations on retaining\n
[11:38] ---
"Total Score: 491" "1st in Year 3"\nyour individual total top rank.\n
[11:40] ---
Or so I'd like to say,\n
[11:42] ---
if it weren't for a wager\nyou made with the E Class.\n
[11:46] ---
A wager that you lost.
[11:49] ---
The entire school knows\nall about your little bet.\n
[11:52] ---
You'll have a tough time refusing\nthe E Class's request now.\n
[11:56] ---
So what will you do?\n
[11:57] ---
Do you want the school to protect you?\n
[12:01] ---
No, thank you.\n
[12:03] ---
I believe you said\n
[12:05] ---
you'd put a collar on me\nand keep me as a pet,\n
[12:08] ---
or attempt to expose\nmy nonexistent secrets.\n
[12:13] ---
You certainly talk big\n
[12:15] ---
for a whelp who can't even\nwin a bet with his peers.\n
[12:26] ---
Three students have the right\nto destroy one of my tentacles:\n
[12:29] ---
Nakamura, Isogai, and Okuda.\n
[12:33] ---
You contributed nothing, not to this assassination and not to this wager.
[12:39] ---
Is that understood?\n
[12:42] ---
Those who couldn't do what they\nhad to when the time came for action\n
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will find their presence\nfading in our classroom.\n
[12:48] ---
An assassin who neglects to sharpen\nhis blade is no assassin at all.\n
[12:52] ---
He's just a boastful brat\nswinging around a rusty sword.\n
[13:00] ---
Wasn't that a little much?\n
[13:03] ---
Don't worry. I only cut him down\nbecause he'll spring right back up.\n
[13:09] ---
He's been gifted with so much talent.\n
[13:12] ---
But one so talented so often lacks experience.\n
[13:17] ---
There's the danger of training him up\nwithout knowing real competition,\n
[13:20] ---
just so he can keep on winning\nwithout ever really trying.\n
[13:23] ---
If great talent knows the\nfrustration of defeat early on,\n
[13:27] ---
it can become even greater.\n
[13:30] ---
Exams are an opportunity to teach correctly\n
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the meaning of winning and losing,\nof strong and weak.\n
[13:37] ---
Students, soak up heaping helpings\nof successes and setbacks!\n
[13:42] ---
Take in now what it means to win,\nwhat it means to lose!\n
[13:49] ---
It's just so important--and I didn't\nrealize it until the very end.\n
[14:02] ---
All right, class,\n
[14:04] ---
you had a fine showing in the finals,\n
[14:06] ---
taking the top spot in\nthree out of five subjects.\n
[14:10] ---
Shall we get started with the assassination?\n
[14:13] ---
The top three can choose\nany tentacle they like.\n
[14:16] ---
I can lose three, no problem.\nSix, now... that would have been rough.\n
[14:21] ---
Whoa there, octopus!\n
[14:23] ---
We got more than three in the top spot!\n
[14:27] ---
No, there are three, Terasaka,\n
[14:29] ---
over Japanese, English, social studies, and--\n
[14:33] ---
Huh? Quit playin' dumb!\n
[14:35] ---
Five subjects, that's Japanese,\nEnglish, social studies, science,\n
[14:39] ---
and home ec!\n
[14:40] ---
H-Home ec?!\n
[14:43] ---
No one said what subjects to ace!
[14:44] ---
"100 in Home Ec" "1st in Year 3" No one said what subjects to ace!
[14:47] ---
Nice that we all had a hand in this scheme.
[14:49] ---
W-Wait a second! Home ec is just--\n
[14:52] ---
Just what?\n
[14:53] ---
Isn't that a little rude, Koro Sensei?\n
[14:56] ---
Why, home ec is the toughest\nsubject of them all.\n
[14:59] ---
Yeah! Don't break your promise!\n
[15:01] ---
Four of us scored highest in the\nmost important subject: home ec!\n
[15:04] ---
That's seven tentacles in all!\n
[15:06] ---
--Sev-en! Sev-en! Se-ven!\n--Seven?! Eeek!\n
[15:10] ---
Oh, and Koro Sensei, we've been talking...\n
[15:14] ---
We'll use our prize from the A Class\nwager with this assassination.\n
[15:19] ---
What?\n
[15:22] ---
The end-of-term ceremony came\nhot on the heels of our last day.\n
[15:26] ---
But there was one thing left for us to do.\n
[15:32] ---
Aw, yeah, here he comes:\nMr. Student Council President.\n
[15:37] ---
What do you want?\nI'm too busy with the ceremony\n
[15:40] ---
to deal with the likes of the E Class.\n
[15:42] ---
Not so fast! Aren't you forgettin' something?\n
[15:49] ---
We had a bet, Asano, where the winner\ncould make any one demand.\n
[15:54] ---
We sent our demand via email.\nI trust you have no complaints?\n
[15:59] ---
Don't even try pretendin'\nit was all just a joke!\n
[16:02] ---
We could always throw home ec\ninto those five subjects.\n
[16:07] ---
'Course, we'd still win!\n
[16:10] ---
You sure got the wool pulled over your eyes--\n
[16:13] ---
and by a pack of ne'er-do-wells to boot.\n
[16:14] ---
Yes, though their argument\nwas practically splitting hairs.\n
[16:19] ---
But I'm glad.\n
[16:21] ---
--Since home ec isn't on any entrance exams,\n--And now, for the crowning touch... olive oil!\n
[16:23] ---
--it's not that important,\n--And now, for the crowning touch... olive oil!\n
[16:25] ---
--so there's a tendency for home ec teachers\n--And now, for the crowning touch... olive oil!\n
[16:28] ---
--to put whatever questions they like on the exam.\n--Don't scrimp on the sesame oil!\n
[16:30] ---
--That puts the E Class at an overwhelming disadvantage,\n--Really pour it on!\n
[16:34] ---
since I'm their only teacher.\n
[16:36] ---
They must have done some serious\nresearch into past testing trends--\n
[16:41] ---
all to get the better of me.\n
[16:44] ---
Their creative thinking in finding a loophole\n
[16:46] ---
and the power to focus on attacking it:\n
[16:48] ---
they're practically made for my classroom.\n
[16:53] ---
By the way...\n
[16:55] ---
why did we have to stay behind?\n
[16:58] ---
Mr. Karasuma told us not to\ncome to the closing ceremony.\n
[17:01] ---
Because you're an octopus!\n
[17:03] ---
Because you're a bitch!
[17:08] ---
Karma!\n
[17:09] ---
Since when do you attend\nall-school assemblies?\n
[17:13] ---
If I skip now, it'll look like I'm running away.\n
[17:16] ---
No thanks.\n
[17:18] ---
Storehouse Beach!\n
[17:20] ---
Storehouse--huh?\n
[17:24] ---
Mr. Karasuma! The fake Ritsu is\ntoo distracting--I can't concentrate!\n
[17:28] ---
Suck it up. This is to keep Ritsu\nfrom being exposed as a machine.\n
[17:33] ---
She's my immediate supervisor's daughter.\n
[17:35] ---
Tight-lipped and knows better than to pry.\n
[17:38] ---
And my supervisor's glad that\nRitsu's tutoring got her grades up.\n
[17:41] ---
She's been next to me ever since exams.\n
[17:44] ---
My concentration took such a hit,\n
[17:45] ---
"Total Score: 338" "95th of 186 in Year 3"\nI wound up last in class!\n
[17:49] ---
Last in class? That's still around\nthe middle of the grade.\n
[17:53] ---
He's come a long way from the very, very bottom.
[17:57] ---
Now, it may be summer vacation,\nbut don't slack off.\n
[18:00] ---
Er, uh...\n
[18:03] ---
You don't want to wind up like the E Class...\n
[18:07] ---
Even his usual E Class insults are bombing.\n
[18:10] ---
All because the End Class\nvied for the top spot.\n
[18:14] ---
Koro Sensei may not have been with us today,\n
[18:17] ---
but we stood with our heads held high.\n
[18:22] ---
This term ends with the students\nmore aware of their performance.\n
[18:28] ---
This will only serve to further\nfan the flames of humiliation\n
[18:31] ---
and a sense of danger for the E Class.\n
[18:35] ---
Even at this unusual time,\nwith Earth's existence in the balance,\n
[18:38] ---
my education principles\nare functioning flawlessly.\n
[18:44] ---
And yet... precisely because they are the End Class,
[18:48] ---
measures must be taken--\n
[18:50] ---
while school's out for the summer.\n
[18:56] ---
"Summer Vacation Guidebook"\n"Kunugigaoka Junior High School, Class 3-E"\n
[18:57] ---
One for each of you.\n
[18:59] ---
Again with the overkill guidebooks!\n
[19:01] ---
It's like an accordion!\n
[19:04] ---
And even this isn't enough.\n
[19:06] ---
The temptations of summer\nare simply too many to mention.\n
[19:10] ---
Now, then!\n
[19:12] ---
We're about to head into summer vacation,\n
[19:15] ---
but you have a certain\nmain event coming up.\n
[19:18] ---
Yeah, this--what we won in that wager!\n
[19:21] ---
It's a privilege normally reserved\nfor the class with the best grades--\n
[19:26] ---
that is, the A Class.\n
[19:28] ---
But this time, both the A and E\nClasses dominated the top fifty.\n
[19:34] ---
You more than qualify.\n
[19:38] ---
"Kunugigaoka Junior High Special Summer Course"\n"Boost Your Concentration in the Open Air!"\n
[19:40] ---
Summer vacation! The Kunugigaoka\nJunior High Special Summer Course:\n
[19:44] ---
three days and two nights\nat an Okinawa resort!\n
[19:47] ---
Yahoo!\n
[19:52] ---
Let 'em have that lousy old domestic trip.\n
[19:56] ---
Some Big Five you are--\nchoking when it matters most!\n
[19:58] ---
What a joke!\n
[19:59] ---
The only winner you've got is Asano!\n
[20:01] ---
Will you shut up?\n
[20:04] ---
A losing dog has no right to bark.\n
[20:07] ---
Sit and stay until I tug your leash.\n
[20:11] ---
You'll pay for this.\n
[20:14] ---
And, E Class, you're first in my sights,\n
[20:17] ---
before I deal with my father.\n
[20:21] ---
So what you'd rather do...\n
[20:24] ---
Yes: we'll cash in our tentacle-destroying\nrights during summer camp.\n
[20:29] ---
Seven tentacles is a big handicap.\nBut don't stop there!\n
[20:32] ---
Come after me with\nraw hunger on this island...\n
[20:37] ---
surrounded on all sides\nby water--my weakness!\n
[20:40] ---
Let me be honest: You've become\nformidable students indeed.\n
[20:46] ---
I've already given you report cards\nto show your parents.\n
[20:50] ---
These are my report cards for you.
[21:00] ---
A classroomful of double circles:\n
[21:03] ---
our target's highest score\nfor these past three months.\n
[21:07] ---
In the first term, you made full use\nof the basics you learned.\n
[21:10] ---
This summer vacation, it's time for\nplenty of fun, plenty of studying,\n
[21:13] ---
and plenty of killing.\n
[21:17] ---
Class 3-E, Kunugigaoka Junior High:\nthe assassination classroom!\n
[21:21] ---
The first term full of\nfundamentals is hereby over!\n
[21:42] ---
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:50] ---
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:56] ---
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
*She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
*Shine again *
17 - Island Time
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Surprise!\n
[00:07] ---
"Tell Us, Kunudon!"\n
[00:07] ---
"Tell Us, Kunudon!"\nTell us, Kunudon!\n
[00:10] ---
Hi, everybody! It's me, Kunudon!\n
[00:12] ---
Sir Kunudon!\n
[00:14] ---
The students with the best grades\nat Kunugigaoka Academy\n
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are entitled to a fantastic privilege:\n
[00:20] ---
Vested interest!\n
[00:22] ---
Three days and two nights\nat a luxury summer school\n
[00:24] ---
in always-summery Okinawa!\n
[00:26] ---
Diplomatic passports!\n
[00:28] ---
The school pays for the hotel\nand everything that goes with it.\n
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Students can study to their hearts' content!\n
[00:34] ---
Sheer debauchery! Yay!\n
[00:39] ---
What? What do you mean, the E Class is going?!\n
[00:45] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[00:47] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[00:53] ---
*Sensei! Target on *
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*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
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*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
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*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
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*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[01:16] ---
*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[01:22] ---
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[01:30] ---
*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
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*Will we, still incomplete *
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*Be able to shoot through *
[01:38] ---
*The invincible target that's you? *
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*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[01:46] ---
*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
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*Lost in so many ways *
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*For you more than anyone else *
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*Studying like a house on fire *
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*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
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*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
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*Revolution *
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*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
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"Episode 17: Island Time"\n
[02:26] ---
Whoa, just look at 'em all!\n
[02:29] ---
Ah, summer vacation--and the\nfreedom of being out of school!\n
[02:33] ---
Or so you'd think.\n
[02:35] ---
Why are we here at school?\n
[02:37] ---
Well... I don't want everyone to\nsee me out catching bugs at my age.\n
[02:43] ---
I'm a city boy--I've always wanted to do this.\n
[02:47] ---
And Karma happened to point me\nto a tree with some good bugs on it.\n
[02:51] ---
I didn't expect you to come, Maehara. Never pegged you as an insect fan.
[02:56] ---
Our next assassination'll be\nat that island resort, right?\n
[03:00] ---
Wouldn't you say we're\nmissing a little something?\n
[03:03] ---
Like what?\n
[03:04] ---
Money!\n
[03:05] ---
You need buying power if you're gonna\nsnag yourself a swimsuited babe!\n
[03:10] ---
That runt won't do the trick...\nbut a giant stag beetle?\n
[03:13] ---
Those babies'll net you\ntens of thousands of yen!\n
[03:15] ---
Auction 'em off online for major cashola--\n
[03:17] ---
we'll make at least enough\nto cover a fancy dinner\n
[03:20] ---
and a place to chill out!\n
[03:22] ---
I think he's forgotten\nwhat this trip's all about.\n
[03:26] ---
Yeah. Not exactly a\n15-year-old's vacation plans.\n
[03:30] ---
That won't work!\n
[03:32] ---
Giant stag beetles? Those are old news!\n
[03:34] ---
Kurahashi!\n
[03:35] ---
Morning! You're all here to scrape up\nsome spending money, too, huh?\n
[03:39] ---
Hey, what do you mean\nstag beetles are old news?\n
[03:42] ---
Well...\n
[03:44] ---
I guess they were super pricey\nright around when we were born,\n
[03:48] ---
but today's artificial breeding methods\nhave saturated the market,\n
[03:53] ---
bringing their prices way down.\n
[03:55] ---
The Great Stag Beetle Crash!\n
[03:58] ---
I thought one beetle would\nabout pay for one babe.\n
[04:01] ---
No way. These days,\nbabes are way more expensive.\n
[04:05] ---
You sure know a lot about this, Kurahashi.\nAre you into bugs?\n
[04:08] ---
Yep! Along with every other living thing!\n
[04:11] ---
Hey, since we're all here...\n
[04:13] ---
Let's all go bug-hunting!\nWe're bound to find tons if we all try!\n
[04:18] ---
The innocent and genuine Kurahashi\n
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knows an insane amount\nabout living creatures.\n
[04:22] ---
Just the right helping hand\nfor a bunch of crass-ish guys\n
[04:25] ---
to have around.\n
[04:30] ---
Mmm. Pretty nice haul.\n
[04:32] ---
Whoa! Did you set this?\n
[04:35] ---
My own homemade trap.\nI put it out last night.\n
[04:39] ---
"Let ferment for 1-2 days"\n
[04:40] ---
There are about twenty\nmore of them out there,\n
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so that's about a thousand\nyen apiece if we're lucky!\n
[04:47] ---
Not too shabby for a side job!\n
[04:48] ---
I hope we caught the one I was looking for!\n
[04:51] ---
What an inefficient trap.\nAnd you call yourselves the E Class?\n
[04:55] ---
Okajima!\n
[04:57] ---
Pulling in a measly thousand\nyen at a time? Yeah, right.\n
[05:00] ---
My trap'll bring in a cool ten billion!
[05:04] ---
Oof.\n
[05:05] ---
Ten billion... you don't mean--\n
[05:06] ---
Oh, but I do.\n
[05:08] ---
If we're planning an assassination\non this southern isle,\n
[05:11] ---
that octopus'll be letting his\nguard down in the meantime.\n
[05:15] ---
And that's what I'm after.
[05:17] ---
"Stag"\n
[05:20] ---
Oh, yeah--here we go!\n
[05:22] ---
He went right for my dirty-book trap!\n
[05:24] ---
Wow. When do you see the speedy Koro Sensei moving that slowly?
[05:29] ---
That one must be right up his alley...\n
[05:32] ---
And what's with the stag beetle dress-up?\n
[05:35] ---
Is he trying to blend in? That's just sad.\n
[05:39] ---
Every mountain has one: the porn repository.\n
[05:44] ---
The kids who find their dreams\nthere grow old enough\n
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to buy their own dirty magazines,\n
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then leave behind dreams\nfor someone else to find.\n
[05:53] ---
It's a place of neverending dreams.\n
[05:55] ---
I'm glad you're here! Lend me a hand--\n
[05:57] ---
our porn power'll give him a dream\nhe'll never wake up from!\n
[06:02] ---
We seem to have reached maximum crassitude.\n
[06:04] ---
I did some major research\ninto his top turn-ons, y'know.\n
[06:08] ---
Can't buy the stuff myself,\nbut I found a few.\n
[06:11] ---
Wouldn't he like anything with big boobs?\n
[06:14] ---
As it turns out, yeah.\n
[06:15] ---
"6/29: A hit!"\nDirty magazines are dreams.\n
[06:17] ---
Everyone looks for his ideal in their pages.\n
[06:18] ---
"7/6: A miss." "S&M Mania"\nEveryone looks for his ideal in their pages.\n
[06:20] ---
"7/15: Photos a hit, setup doesn't sit well" "Pleasure Forest"\nPhotos and manga, too: \n
[06:22] ---
"7/15: Photos a hit, setup doesn't sit well" "Pleasure Forest"\nthe tiniest difference gets a whole 'nother response.\n
[06:25] ---
That's amazing, Okajima.\nSo for the last month,\n
[06:28] ---
you've been swapping out porn and\ncarefully observing his reactions?\n
[06:31] ---
No grown-up ought to be picking up\na month's worth of porn mags!\n
[06:35] ---
That's just sad.\n
[06:36] ---
It's just like your traps, Kurahashi.\n
[06:39] ---
You get absorbed in studying your\nprey for a long time, too, right?\n
[06:42] ---
Yeah...\n
[06:43] ---
I've got a dirty mind. If you wanna\nhate me for it, go on ahead.\n
[06:47] ---
"Half-Nude Monthly"\nBut it's only because I'm a super-lech that I know:\n
[06:53] ---
Pornography can save the world.\n
[06:57] ---
He's so... cool, somehow!\n
[06:59] ---
I'll get him, all right!\n
[07:01] ---
Under all that porn is a net\nstrung with anti-Sensei BB's!\n
[07:05] ---
He's deep into that book now--\nwe can nab him for sure!\n
[07:07] ---
Someone cut this rope and trigger the trap.\n
[07:10] ---
I'll jump in there and finish him off!\n
[07:13] ---
Anything can be a sword\nif you polish it enough.\n
[07:16] ---
Okajima's porn-sword might\njust run Koro Sensei through.\n
[07:23] ---
Bwoop!\n
[07:25] ---
What the--?!\n
[07:26] ---
His eyes just went all "bwoop"!\n
[07:28] ---
I don't have any data on that face!\n
[07:30] ---
What kind of porn does that signify?!
[07:35] ---
"Stag"\n
[07:36] ---
There you are!\n
[07:40] ---
A Miyama stag beetle.\nAnd with that eye color!\n
[07:44] ---
Are they white, Koro Sensei?\n
[07:46] ---
Ah, Kurahashi!\n
[07:47] ---
Indeed they are!\n
[07:48] ---
Wow! Just what I'd been looking for!\n
[07:51] ---
Yes, right here on this mountain!\n
[07:54] ---
Oh, man! And we were so close!\n
[07:56] ---
\n--Miyama stag! Miyama stag! Yay!\n
[07:57] ---
--I don't know what they're so happy about,\n--Miyama stag! Miyama stag! Yay!\n
[07:59] ---
--but a giant stag beetle and a junior-high girl\n--Miyama stag! Miyama stag! Yay!\n
[08:01] ---
--jumping around on all that porn?\n--Miyama stag! Miyama stag! Yay!\n
[08:02] ---
--That's one hell of a sight.\n--Miyama stag! Miyama stag! Yay!\n
[08:10] ---
Mortifying! How super-duper mortifying!\n
[08:15] ---
I'm so ashamed... Such behavior\nis unbecoming of an educator.\n
[08:19] ---
I knew there was a trap under all this porn,\n
[08:21] ---
but with each magazine\nmore to my taste than the last,\n
[08:24] ---
I couldn't resist!\n
[08:26] ---
He saw right through it...\n
[08:27] ---
So what's the big deal, Kurahashi?\nThat's a Miyama stag beetle, right?\n
[08:32] ---
In games and stuff, they sell\nfor way less than a giant stag.\n
[08:35] ---
Miyamas've been going for a good\nprice lately. They're hard to breed.\n
[08:41] ---
One this size could fetch twenty thousand.\n
[08:43] ---
Twenty thousand?!\n
[08:44] ---
Plus, take a good look at its eyes.\n
[08:47] ---
They're usually black, but these are white.\n
[08:50] ---
I told you about albinism, right?\n
[08:54] ---
Oh, yeah--like the super-rare\ncreatures born pure white?\n
[08:58] ---
Yes, and stag beetles are\nonly albino in the eyes.\n
[09:02] ---
A natural-born Miyama white-eye,\nas they're known, is extremely rare.\n
[09:07] ---
Why, this even has academic value.\n
[09:09] ---
You could sell this for hundreds\nof thousands of yen, easy.\n
[09:11] ---
Hundreds?!\n
[09:12] ---
I told Koro Sensei I wanted\nto see one just once,\n
[09:15] ---
and he said he'd use his\nzoom eyes to find one for me!\n
[09:18] ---
Okay, you lowlifes: raise your\nhand if you want this baby!\n
[09:22] ---
I do!\n
[09:24] ---
What to do, what to do?\n
[09:25] ---
I was the one who caught it!
[09:28] ---
In killing, in porn, in living things:\n
[09:30] ---
summer vacation is full of\nlearning and discoveries.\n
[09:33] ---
One week until our assassination\nvacation to that southern island.\n
[09:43] ---
"Old Campus"\n
[09:45] ---
One week until our assassination\nvacation to that southern island.\n
[09:49] ---
We'd gotten together to train for it\nand to put our plans in order.\n
[09:54] ---
Well, well! I see you little brats\nare working up a good sweat,\n
[09:58] ---
summer vacation notwithstanding.\n
[10:00] ---
You train, too, Professor Bitch.\n
[10:02] ---
Your gun and knife skills aren't that much better than ours.
[10:05] ---
Grownups are sneaky.\nI'll hitch a ride on your strategy\n
[10:09] ---
and only take away the best parts.\n
[10:13] ---
That's my Irina.\n
[10:14] ---
L-Lovro, sir!\n
[10:17] ---
He's here as a special\ninstructor for the summer.\n
[10:20] ---
He'll give us tips on our strategy\nfrom a pro's perspective.\n
[10:24] ---
Rest one day and your fingers\nand arms forget about killing.\n
[10:28] ---
If you don't want to flunk out,\nhurry up and get changed!\n
[10:31] ---
Yes, absolutely!\n
[10:32] ---
Even Professor Bitch can't say no to him.\n
[10:36] ---
Yeah, well, he's one scary dude.\n
[10:39] ---
Thank you for your cooperation.\n
[10:41] ---
Making matters worse,\n
[10:43] ---
I couldn't contact the assassins\nwho'd shown the most promise.\n
[10:48] ---
Were they scared off, knowing\nthat even the pros had failed?\n
[10:52] ---
Perhaps.\n
[10:54] ---
Now all we can do is leave it up to them.\n
[10:57] ---
Now, he's not here today; is that correct?
[11:01] ---
Yes. He'd had a trip to Everest planned,\n
[11:04] ---
so he's there now, beating the heat.\n
[11:06] ---
Good. A confidential strategy is essential\n
[11:09] ---
for an assassination.\n
[11:12] ---
I see.\n
[11:14] ---
First we destroy the seven promised tentacles,\n
[11:18] ---
then the entire class immediately\njumps in to finish him off.\n
[11:22] ---
So far, so good...\n
[11:24] ---
But what's this very first step: "psych attacks"?\n
[11:27] ---
First we throw him off, blunting his moves.\n
[11:30] ---
Koro Sensei was scavenging\nfor dirty magazines earlier.\n
[11:35] ---
"Stag" Just don't tell your classmates, all right?
[11:38] ---
"Stag"\n...and he gave us each an ice pop.\n
[11:41] ---
As if that'd be enough to\nkeep our mouths shut now!\n
[11:43] ---
Let's all gang up on him\nand teach him a lesson!\n
[11:46] ---
First we'll corner him with that\nblackmail material--and more.\n
[11:52] ---
A brutal assassination method indeed.\n
[11:54] ---
But the key is that final, killing blow.\n
[11:59] ---
Pinpoint timing and\naccurate aim will be crucial.\n
[12:03] ---
Are you worried about this class's firepower?\n
[12:06] ---
Just the opposite. Those two\nin particular are outstanding.\n
[12:12] ---
Ryunosuke Chiba.\n
[12:14] ---
He excels at spatial calculations.\n
[12:17] ---
As a long-distance sniper,\nhe's second to none.\n
[12:21] ---
Rinka Hayami has a nice\nbalance of dexterous fingers\n
[12:23] ---
and kinetic visual acuity.\n
[12:26] ---
She's a soldier who's well equipped\nto take down a moving target.\n
[12:31] ---
Neither is very assertive--\n
[12:34] ---
they're the professional type;\ntheir results do the talking.\n
[12:37] ---
Hmm. I want them for my own students.\n
[12:40] ---
The others are at a respectable level as well.\n
[12:43] ---
Their talents have been identified\nand nurtured well in such a short time.\n
[12:47] ---
I see plenty of potential here.\n
[12:53] ---
See how your aim has stabilized?\n
[12:55] ---
Some prefer to shoot cross-legged\nrather than with one knee up.\n
[12:59] ---
Yes, sir.\n
[13:00] ---
Now that's a pro!\n
[13:01] ---
You seem to be having trouble\nsynching your breathing.\n
[13:04] ---
Don't force yourself; instead,\ngo for a firing style that suits you.\n
[13:07] ---
I wanted to ask him something,\n
[13:10] ---
this man who knew everything\nabout being an assassin...\n
[13:14] ---
Mr. Lovro?\n
[13:16] ---
It's him!\n
[13:18] ---
Yes?\n
[13:19] ---
What is the very best assassin like?\n
[13:23] ---
On closer inspection, he has what it takes.\n
[13:27] ---
And what's more...\n
[13:29] ---
So you're interested in\nthe world of assassins, eh?\n
[13:32] ---
Oh, uh, th-that's not why I...\n
[13:36] ---
Well, there's only one person on this planet\n
[13:39] ---
who can be called the very best assassin.\n
[13:44] ---
As is often the case in this line of work,\nno one knows his real name.\n
[13:49] ---
They call him by one nickname...\n
[13:53] ---
And that is:\n
[13:54] ---
"the Reaper."\n
[13:56] ---
Elusive, incomparably cold-blooded,\nand with piles of bodies in his wake,\n
[14:02] ---
he is known by the name of Death himself.\n
[14:05] ---
If you keep having trouble\nkilling your target...\n
[14:09] ---
the Reaper will show up sooner or later.\n
[14:12] ---
Someone like that...? We can't\nlet this island chance pass us by!\n
[14:16] ---
All right, young man...\n
[14:19] ---
I shall teach you a surefire technique.\n
[14:22] ---
Surefire?\n
[14:24] ---
Yes: an instakill move,\nfrom this pro assassin to you.\n
[14:32] ---
And then our southern island\nassassination tour kicked off.\n
[14:50] ---
Not a boat... oh, no, not a boat!\n
[14:54] ---
Everything in my head is going to pop right out!\n
[14:57] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #8: Prone to motion sickness"\nEverything in my head is going to pop right out!\n
[14:59] ---
Oh! Get up, Koro Sensei, get up!\nYou can see it now!\n
[15:03] ---
Six hours from Tokyo!\n
[15:05] ---
The place where we'll kill Koro Sensei!\n
[15:07] ---
The island!\n
[15:15] ---
Welcome to the Fukumajima Resort Hotel!\n
[15:19] ---
Please enjoy this tropical juice\nwith our compliments.\n
[15:21] ---
Man, this is the life!\n
[15:23] ---
Everything's just so bright and vibrant!\n
[15:26] ---
We can go directly to\nthe beach from the hotel.\n
[15:30] ---
Seems they have plenty of\nleisure activities available, too.\n
[15:32] ---
We'll save the you-know-what till after dinner.\n
[15:35] ---
First let's have some fun, Koro Sensei!\n
[15:38] ---
In groups, like we did on our school trip!\n
[15:42] ---
I'm all for it. Play hard, kill hard!\n
[15:47] ---
That's what makes this summer vacation\n
[15:49] ---
for an assassination classroom!\n
[15:51] ---
Hey, why's that one glider going so fast?\n
[15:54] ---
No way should he be able to pull off\na sharp turn and a barrel roll...\n
[16:00] ---
No fair, Koro Sensei!\n
[16:02] ---
The power difference here\nis just way too great!\n
[16:04] ---
Maximum instantaneous velocity\nmeasured at 150 kilometers per hour.\n
[16:09] ---
With a fighter jet, it all\ncomes down to the engine.\n
[16:13] ---
Who's that supposed to be?
[16:15] ---
Jiro Horikoshi.\n
[16:17] ---
In substance, maybe!\n
[16:18] ---
Too hard!\n
[16:19] ---
Besides, he didn't fly 'em, he just built 'em!\n
[16:21] ---
It's just all wrong!\n
[16:23] ---
Group 1 is doing a good job of throwing him off.\n
[16:27] ---
They sure are--and with a little\nassassination in the mix.\n
[16:30] ---
They're trying not to draw\nthe other groups' attention.\n
[16:33] ---
Yeah...\n
[16:34] ---
We're up next! Let's do what we\nhave to do and get changed ASAP!\n
[16:38] ---
Got it!\n
[16:39] ---
We make it look like we're having fun,\nbut we're dead serious.\n
[16:43] ---
We give the place a good once-over\n
[16:46] ---
to see if we can kill him according to plan.\n
[16:50] ---
What kind of pattern is that, Koro Sensei?\n
[16:52] ---
A sunburn. Only the frontmost point\nof the glider was shading me.\n
[16:57] ---
Now, Group 4 is going dolphin-watching, yes?\n
[17:01] ---
Yep! In a boat, though; is that okay?\n
[17:04] ---
Sea-rtainly!\n
[17:06] ---
While one group hangs out with Koro Sensei,\n
[17:09] ---
the rest work on their preparations.\n
[17:12] ---
Where's Koro Sensei?\n
[17:13] ---
Touring deep-sea caves with Group 3.\n
[17:17] ---
No way can he see us here.\n
[17:20] ---
Then we're free to pick out our sniper spots.\n
[17:23] ---
Let's make it quick.\n
[17:26] ---
Those two sure are cool customers.\n
[17:27] ---
Already with the real pro presence.\n
[17:37] ---
What the hell?\n
[17:39] ---
The beach is utterly deserted!\n
[17:42] ---
The last guest just left.\n
[17:45] ---
The E Class has rented out\nthe hotel and its environs.\n
[17:48] ---
You know that's overkill!
[17:50] ---
Why does this happen every time\nI make my swimsuit debut?!\n
[17:53] ---
This is one large-scale assassination plan--\nthe biggest one yet.\n
[17:56] ---
So far, it's gone off without a hitch.\n
[17:59] ---
C'mon, Karasuma. I want to bewitch someone!\n
[18:03] ---
--C'mooon!\n--The only thing left to worry about...\n
[18:05] ---
Hey--hey, wait--\n
[18:07] ---
Look at you, taking charge!
[18:09] ---
Just because we're alone with\neach other, I didn't think--\n
[18:13] ---
What was that for?!
[18:15] ---
There's something I need to ask you, Irina.\n
[18:18] ---
You, the pro assassin, said it yourself:\n
[18:20] ---
It's not often that your work goes as expected.\n
[18:25] ---
Yes, that's right. I saw the documents;\n
[18:29] ---
a complex plan like this should\ngo off the rails once or twice.\n
[18:34] ---
Do I look like I'm just having fun?\n
[18:37] ---
No, I'm gunning for my share of the spoils.\n
[18:40] ---
I'll have my chance when\nthe brats' plan goes awry--\n
[18:45] ---
and I won't let it get away.
[18:50] ---
I just hope the assassination goes smoothly.\n
[18:54] ---
Phew! What fun that was!\n
[18:57] ---
No wonder I'm so tan.\n
[18:59] ---
That's beyond tan!
[19:00] ---
Even your teeth are tan.
[19:02] ---
So much for picking up on your expressions.\n
[19:05] ---
All right, Koro Sensei,\nafter dinner comes the assassination.\n
[19:08] ---
Yes, yes. First, the shipboard restaurant!\n
[19:12] ---
Hasn't that octopus had enough fun for a day?\n
[19:14] ---
Meanwhile, we got to pretend to have fun while we got everythin' ready!
[19:18] ---
Well, if we kill him today, we can\njust enjoy ourselves tomorrow.\n
[19:22] ---
I guess. Let's give this some\noomph and finish the job!\n
[19:28] ---
Here we are,\n
[19:29] ---
at the shipboard restaurant we've rented out.\n
[19:31] ---
Let's slowly savor our meal\nas we take in the night sea.\n
[19:34] ---
I get it... First you'll get me good and\nseasick to weaken my capabilities, eh?\n
[19:39] ---
Of course. That's Assassination 101.\n
[19:43] ---
You're so right.\n
[19:46] ---
But will it really work that well?\n
[19:49] ---
Seasickness is no match for\na teacher who's all pumped up\n
[19:52] ---
anticipating an assassination--\n
[19:53] ---
You're too dark!\n
[19:55] ---
Am I really that dark?\n
[19:57] ---
Forget your expression--\nwe can't even tell front from back!\n
[20:00] ---
It's too confusing.\nDo something, would you?\n
[20:03] ---
Have you forgotten, students?\n
[20:05] ---
I can molt, and in so doing,\nshed this dark skin!\n
[20:11] ---
There! Back to normal.\n
[20:12] ---
That's your once-monthly molt!\n
[20:14] ---
Just another of its uses.\n
[20:17] ---
I tend to save it for particularly\nsticky situations, but--\n
[20:24] ---
--What an idiot--hobbling himself before an assassination!\n--That's right: just once a month.\n
[20:28] ---
--How have we not been able to kill this screw-up yet?\n--I guess at least you can see my expressions now.\n
[20:32] ---
We'd been doing special training\nall summer in preparation for this day.\n
[20:36] ---
Everything was in place.\n
[20:38] ---
This time... This time our blades would reach him.
[20:50] ---
All right, Koro Sensei... it's after dinner.\n
[20:54] ---
Here's where we're meeting.\n
[20:57] ---
A floating chapel, away from the hotel.\n
[21:07] ---
Take a seat, Koro Sensei.\n
[21:10] ---
There's nowhere for you to run.\n
[21:12] ---
This'll be a fun assassination.\n
[21:14] ---
We'll start with a movie.\n
[21:17] ---
Your intelligence, inventiveness,\nand your earnest efforts...\n
[21:21] ---
That's what I most look forward to.
[21:25] ---
I expect a no-holds-barred assassination!\n
[21:42] ---
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:49] ---
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:55] ---
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
*She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
*Shine again *
18 - Action Time
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[00:11] ---
Now, then...\n
[00:12] ---
What on earth are you going to do, hmm?\n
[00:16] ---
First, you'll be enjoying a video\nMimura put together,\n
[00:19] ---
then the seven top testers\nwill destroy your tentacles.\n
[00:23] ---
That'll be the signal for us all to\njump in and begin the assassination.\n
[00:27] ---
Does that sound all right, Koro Sensei?\n
[00:31] ---
More than all right.\n
[00:32] ---
Thanks for setting this up, Mimura.\n
[00:34] ---
It was hard work--I was\nediting all through dinner.\n
[00:42] ---
This chapel is surrounded by ocean,\n
[00:46] ---
and there's a chance the walls and windows\nare treated with an anti-me substance.\n
[00:50] ---
Escape is too risky.\n
[00:52] ---
I suppose I'll just have to\ndodge everything in here.\n
[00:56] ---
Koro Sensei?\n
[00:58] ---
I have to pat you down first.\n
[01:00] ---
We may be surrounded by water,\nbut if you smuggled in that swimsuit,\n
[01:04] ---
you'd still be able to get away.\n
[01:06] ---
You're being so careful!\nBut I wouldn't pull such a dirty trick.\n
[01:11] ---
This teacher can easily dodge my\nattacks even while I'm touching him.\n
[01:17] ---
But...\n
[01:19] ---
with all of us in on this...\n
[01:24] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[01:26] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[01:32] ---
*Sensei! Target on *
[01:35] ---
*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
[01:40] ---
*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
[01:45] ---
*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
[01:53] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[01:55] ---
*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[02:01] ---
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[02:09] ---
*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
[02:11] ---
*Will we, still incomplete *
[02:14] ---
*Be able to shoot through *
[02:17] ---
*The invincible target that's you? *
[02:19] ---
*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[02:25] ---
*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[02:27] ---
*Lost in so many ways *
[02:30] ---
*For you more than anyone else *
[02:32] ---
*Studying like a house on fire *
[02:35] ---
*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
[02:40] ---
*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
[02:43] ---
*Revolution *
[02:46] ---
*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
[02:53] ---
"Episode 18: Action Time"\n
[02:57] ---
Are you ready?\n
[03:00] ---
No need to hold back. Come right at me!\n
[03:09] ---
Here we go, Koro Sensei.\n
[03:13] ---
AC...\n
[03:15] ---
"Project AC: Assassins"\n
[03:16] ---
Somewhere in Tokyo:\nKunugigaoka Junior High, Class 3-E.\n
[03:22] ---
As it happens, their teacher is\nalso their assassination target.\n
[03:28] ---
People are going in and out of\nthis chapel in the dark behind me.\n
[03:31] ---
That would conceal the number\nof people and their positions.\n
[03:35] ---
But you underestimate me. I can tell\ntwo students' smells are missing.\n
[03:40] ---
From that direction, I can smell\nthe E Class's top snipers,\n
[03:45] ---
Hayami and Chiba.\n
[03:48] ---
This video really is well done.\n
[03:51] ---
You edited and narrated this, Mimura?
[03:53] ---
Nice camera blocking,\ngood music... really sharp.\n
[03:57] ---
It pulls me right--\n
[04:00] ---
Joining us today are those\nwho shared top-secret intel\n
[04:03] ---
with the recon team.\n
[04:05] ---
We'll hear what they have to say... after this.\n
[04:09] ---
"Project AC: Assassins"\n
[04:11] ---
"Tokyo resident Koro Sensei (age unknown)"\nHis bribery... failed.\n
[04:14] ---
It failed?!
[04:17] ---
His current favorite is mature office women.\n
[04:21] ---
These are all the dirty magazines\nthis octopus has gathered.\n
[04:25] ---
No! Come on, Okajima!\nI told you guys not to tell anyone!\n
[04:29] ---
A giant shadow looms over the line\nfor the women-only cake buffet.\n
[04:33] ---
Who could it be?\n
[04:34] ---
It's him.
[04:35] ---
I'm Koroko!\n
[04:37] ---
--Excuse me, but this is for women only...\n--His disguise can't last long.\n
[04:38] ---
--What do you think you're doing?!\n--It's a miracle they found out he wasn't a woman\n
[04:40] ---
without discovering he wasn't even human.\n
[04:44] ---
Porn, cross-dressing, and not a hint\nof shame? What a dirty pervert!\n
[04:48] ---
--Take one!\n--Before payday,\n
[04:50] ---
--Thanks!\n--this man lines up his clones to get free tissues.\n
[04:54] ---
--Thanks!\n--And what does he do with them?\n
[04:58] ---
--Here we have fried pocket tissues!\n--Fries them up and eats them.\n
[05:00] ---
--I recently noticed they have quite a sweet taste to them,\n--Has he no dignity as an educator--nay, as a living being?\n
[05:04] ---
--and a pleasant spongy texture.\n--Has he no dignity as an educator--nay, as a living being?\n
[05:06] ---
And that's not all.\n
[05:08] ---
We have a full hour of embarrassing\nfootage of this instructor.\n
[05:12] ---
Another hour of this?!
[05:15] ---
"One Hour Later"\n
[05:17] ---
I'm dead. I'm already dead.\n
[05:21] ---
For all that to be out in the open...\nI can't go on living.\n
[05:26] ---
"The End"\nNow, did you happen to notice anything\n
[05:30] ---
while you sat through our\ntop-secret video, Koro Sensei?\n
[05:37] ---
Water! But I didn't sense\nanyone pouring it in!\n
[05:41] ---
It couldn't be...\n
[05:42] ---
High tide!\n
[05:45] ---
Someone musta shortened the\nsupport pilings on this here chapel.\n
[05:49] ---
Boatsick, shamed, and now waterlogged...\n
[05:54] ---
You've slowed down quite a bit.\n
[06:01] ---
Now for the main event...\n
[06:04] ---
A promise is a promise. No dodgin', now.\n
[06:07] ---
A valiant effort. But I know\nwhere the snipers are.\n
[06:12] ---
If I just keep an eye out in that direction...\n
[06:15] ---
Commence operation.\n
[06:18] ---
Begin!\n
[06:23] ---
5 seconds elapsed.\n
[06:42] ---
Did it come apart?!\n
[06:44] ---
Yesss!\n
[06:45] ---
35 seconds elapsed.\n
[06:50] ---
Flyboards?\n
[06:52] ---
A hydraulic cage?!\n
[06:54] ---
Koro Sensei doesn't do well with\nsudden changes to his environment.\n
[06:58] ---
From the chapel to a cage of water!\n
[07:00] ---
It'll confuse his weakened tentacles\n
[07:02] ---
and lower his reaction speed even further!\n
[07:04] ---
53 seconds elapsed.\n
[07:08] ---
Commencing volley.\n
[07:10] ---
Taking aim.\n
[07:11] ---
The area around Koro Sensei: 1 meter in total.\n
[07:16] ---
Koro Sensei is highly tuned\nto attacks that make contact.\n
[07:19] ---
But we're actually not going to aim at him!
[07:22] ---
We'll block his escape path\nwith a hail of bullets!\n
[07:24] ---
And that's not all!\n
[07:27] ---
The final blow\n
[07:29] ---
goes to those two!\n
[07:30] ---
The ones onshore are two dummies\ninfused with their scents!\n
[07:34] ---
By alerting him to the shore while in the chapel\n
[07:36] ---
and changing the setting to a water cage,\n
[07:39] ---
we've created a whole new sniping target!\n
[07:41] ---
Game over!\n
[07:48] ---
You've done well... to come this far!\n
[08:18] ---
Nagisa!\n
[08:23] ---
This is clearly unlike any\nof our previous attempts--\n
[08:26] ---
it feels like it worked!\n
[08:27] ---
Stay alert!\n
[08:29] ---
He can regenerate!\n
[08:31] ---
Isogai, Kataoka: change of plans.\nWatch the water!\n
[08:34] ---
Yes, sir!\n
[08:36] ---
But he had nowhere to run!\n
[08:39] ---
Look!\n
[08:43] ---
Hey...\n
[08:44] ---
Uh-huh.\n
[08:59] ---
What the hell is that?
[09:02] ---
My trump card of all trump cards:\nmy Absolute Defense Form!\n
[09:07] ---
Absolute Defense Form?!\n
[09:09] ---
The exterior is crystallized\nhigh-density condensed energy.\n
[09:14] ---
The energy left over upon\nshrinking my body down\n
[09:19] ---
hardens in a shell around it.\n
[09:22] ---
In this form, I'm absolutely invincible!\n
[09:27] ---
No... So if you always stay in\nthat form, we can never kill you!\n
[09:31] ---
If only that were the case.\n
[09:34] ---
"High-Density Energy Crystal" "Core"\nThis energy crystal will decay in about a day.\n
[09:36] ---
"Decay Begins" "After 24 Hours"\nThis energy crystal will decay in about a day.\n
[09:39] ---
"During Reconstruction" "Physical Regeneration"\nAnd the moment it does, my body will re-inflate,\n
[09:41] ---
"Complete Recovery"\nabsorbing energy and returning to its usual form.\n
[09:45] ---
On the other hand,\nfor the approximately one day\n
[09:48] ---
until this crystal decays,\n
[09:49] ---
I can't move an inch.\n
[09:52] ---
This brings with it certain risks.\n
[09:55] ---
Where did my thing go?\n
[09:56] ---
--I put it out with the trash.\n--Oh, nooo!\n
[10:00] ---
What I'm most afraid of\n
[10:02] ---
is being placed into a high-speed\nrocket during that time\n
[10:04] ---
and discarded in the far\nreaches of outer space...\n
[10:07] ---
But I've thoroughly studied that eventuality.\n
[10:10] ---
Nowhere in the world is there a\nrocket capable of making that flight\n
[10:13] ---
within 24 hours.\n
[10:15] ---
He got us. Another trick\nup his sleeve--after all that.\n
[10:20] ---
Even taking all his weak points into account,\n
[10:24] ---
it was an utter failure.\n
[10:28] ---
Invincible, my ass.\n
[10:30] ---
Somethin' like this has\ngotta be breakable somehow!\n
[10:34] ---
It's no use. Even a nuclear bomb\nwouldn't leave a scratch.\n
[10:37] ---
Oh, I get it.\n
[10:39] ---
No weaknesses means we're out of options.\n
[10:45] ---
No! Stop! I can't cover\nmy face without any hands!\n
[10:48] ---
Sorry, sorry! Then I'll just...\n
[10:51] ---
stick this sea slug on you!\n
[10:55] ---
Someone go find me a filthy old guy\nso I can jam this thing down his shorts!\n
[11:00] ---
No! Help!\n
[11:02] ---
In some ways, we can do\nwhatever we want with him.\n
[11:04] ---
Yep. And Karma's positively\ngifted at times like this.\n
[11:08] ---
We'll disperse for now, students.\n
[11:11] ---
The top brass and I will discuss\nhow to deal with this one.\n
[11:15] ---
Going to throw me in a pool\nfull of anti-me material?\n
[11:18] ---
It won't work.\n
[11:20] ---
A portion of my energy would explode;\n
[11:23] ---
like before, the blast would\nsend everything nearby flying.\n
[11:28] ---
But you should be proud.\n
[11:31] ---
Even the armies of the world\ncouldn't get this far with me.\n
[11:35] ---
It all comes down to the\nmagnificence of your plan.\n
[11:46] ---
Koro Sensei praised our\nassassination like he always does,\n
[11:50] ---
but it was our biggest disappointment yet.\n
[11:52] ---
With the shock of our all-in\nfull-throttle attack missing the mark,\n
[11:56] ---
coupled with an unusual sense of fatigue,\n
[11:58] ---
we made our way back to the hotel.\n
[12:24] ---
Ritsu?\n
[12:26] ---
Yes?\n
[12:27] ---
You recorded that, right?\n
[12:28] ---
Yes: all of the assassination, with a\nhigh-speed camera whenever possible.\n
[12:35] ---
I knew the second I fired that I'd missed.\n
[12:39] ---
That my bullet couldn't kill him.\n
[12:43] ---
I can't say for sure.\n
[12:45] ---
The exact time it took him to\nmove into that form is unclear.\n
[12:49] ---
However, if your shot had\nbeen 0.5 seconds faster,\n
[12:54] ---
or if Hayami's had been\n30 centimeters closer,\n
[12:57] ---
you would have had a 50 percent chance\nof killing him before he noticed.\n
[13:04] ---
I was so confident. I mean, in rehearsal,\n
[13:08] ---
we practiced firing from an even\nless stable spot--and I didn't miss.\n
[13:13] ---
But when the time came, my fingers\nstiffened and my vision narrowed.\n
[13:19] ---
Same here.\n
[13:21] ---
The pressure of absolutely\nnot being allowed to miss.\n
[13:24] ---
That crucial now-or-never moment...\n
[13:28] ---
To think it'd be this different from practice.\n
[13:35] ---
I'm just so exhausted!\n
[13:37] ---
Let's head back to our room and rest.\nI don't feel like doing anything.\n
[13:42] ---
What, one lousy miss and\nyou lose all your oomph?\n
[13:46] ---
We did what we were supposed to do,\nso tomorrow we can just enjoy ourselves!\n
[13:50] ---
Ooh, yeah! Tomorrow I get to take in\nsome swimsuited beauties for sure!\n
[13:54] ---
No matter how tired I may be,\nI'm not too tired for a nosebleed!\n
[13:57] ---
Man, I just don't have the energy.\n
[14:06] ---
Something's not right. Everyone's too exhausted!
[14:11] ---
Can I lean on you a second, Nagisa?\n
[14:17] ---
Nakamura!\n
[14:20] ---
I want to get back to the room and change,\n
[14:23] ---
but my body can't seem to move at all.\n
[14:27] ---
You're burning up!\n
[14:28] ---
Just imagining those babes\ngave me a nosebleed!\n
[14:34] ---
Okajima!\n
[14:38] ---
I-Is this...\n
[14:44] ---
Hey! Where's the hospital on this island?\n
[14:47] ---
Uh... well, it's such a small island...\n
[14:56] ---
"Number Withheld"\n"Incoming Call"\n
[15:02] ---
Hey, Teach. Your precious students\nseem to be in a real bad way.\n
[15:08] ---
Who is this?!\n
[15:09] ---
Hey, Ritsu!\n
[15:11] ---
Who I am doesn't matter.\n
[15:16] ---
Those brats aren't the only ones\ngoing after that marked man.\n
[15:21] ---
You mean you did this?
[15:24] ---
How observant.\n
[15:26] ---
It's an artificial virus.\nOnce you're infected, it's all over.\n
[15:31] ---
The incubation period\nand initial symptoms vary,\n
[15:34] ---
but after a week,\nthe body's cells will be shredded,\n
[15:38] ---
ending in death.\n
[15:41] ---
There's only one remedy,\nlikewise an original concoction;\n
[15:44] ---
unfortunately, I'm the only one who has it.\n
[15:47] ---
It's too much of a bother to give it to you,\nso you'd better come get it directly.\n
[15:53] ---
There's a hotel atop this island's mountain.\n
[15:56] ---
And bring me the one with the bounty.\n
[16:00] ---
Come up to the top floor in the next hour.\n
[16:04] ---
But, Teach, you seem pretty tough.\nDangerous, even.\n
[16:08] ---
So send your two shortest students\nstill standing, one boy, one girl.\n
[16:16] ---
We'll talk at the front desk here.\n
[16:19] ---
Follow the rules and we'll swap\nthe target for the remedy\n
[16:22] ---
and that'll be that.\n
[16:23] ---
But contact any outsider\nor be even a little late\n
[16:28] ---
and the remedy\n
[16:31] ---
will be destroyed.\n
[16:34] ---
I've got to thank you for\nimmobilizing him like that.\n
[16:40] ---
Looks like the gods are on our side.\n
[16:45] ---
"Number Withheld"\n"Call Ended"\n
[16:48] ---
A third party joining the fray \nat a time like this? Unbelievable!\n
[16:59] ---
Mr. Karasuma?\n
[17:00] ---
As we'd expected, it's no use.\n
[17:02] ---
Even when we play the government card,\n
[17:04] ---
the hotel just responds with\nclaims of privacy protection.\n
[17:07] ---
It figures.\n
[17:08] ---
It does?\n
[17:09] ---
That mountaintop hotel is a noted\nsite for illegal negotiations.\n
[17:15] ---
A remote island in the southern sea?\nCouldn't ask for a better location.\n
[17:19] ---
They have connections with\nsome government higher-ups--\n
[17:22] ---
even the police are hands-off.\n
[17:25] ---
Clearly they're not going to cooperate with us.
[17:28] ---
What are we gonna do?\nAt this rate, a lot of us will die!\n
[17:32] ---
We didn't come here to be killed!
[17:35] ---
Calm down, Yoshida.\nWe won't die that easily.\n
[17:40] ---
Just come up with a way to deal with this.\n
[17:43] ---
Yeah... sorry, Hara.\n
[17:46] ---
It's too dicey to do what he says.\nSend your two runtiest students?\n
[17:51] ---
These two squirts?!
[17:53] ---
We'd just be handin' him hostages!\n
[17:57] ---
First off, I'm pissed at anyone\nwho would even do this kinda thing.\n
[18:02] ---
No one lays a finger on my cohorts!\n
[18:04] ---
Our cells...\n
[18:06] ---
Heh heh...\n
[18:08] ---
I say we ignore his demands!\nLet's get everyone to a Tokyo hospital!\n
[18:12] ---
I'm opposed.\n
[18:14] ---
If it really is an unknown artificial virus,\n
[18:17] ---
even the biggest hospitals won't\nhave the antivirals to stop it.\n
[18:22] ---
The time wasted in bringing in\nthe sick could hurt them more.\n
[18:26] ---
Say what?!
[18:28] ---
We'll work on treating\nthe symptoms for now--\n
[18:31] ---
you'd better hurry to the trade-off spot.\n
[18:34] ---
Takebayashi...\n
[18:38] ---
Our hands are tied.\n
[18:40] ---
If Koro Sensei could move,\nwe might've had a chance...\n
[18:43] ---
If only our assassination attempt\nhadn't gone quite so well...\n
[18:48] ---
So he's the one they're after.\n
[18:51] ---
I wonder if those students will\njust dutifully hand him over.\n
[18:56] ---
What should we do?\nWe only have one hour...\n
[19:00] ---
There is a way.
[19:06] ---
Koro Sensei?\n
[19:08] ---
All set!\n
[19:09] ---
It looks like Ritsu's completed\nthe prep work I asked her to do.\n
[19:13] ---
I need the healthy students to come here.\n
[19:15] ---
Wear something you can get dirty.\n
[19:32] ---
It's so high...\n
[19:40] ---
I infiltrated the hotel's computers\n
[19:42] ---
and got schematics of the interior--\ncomplete with guard locations.\n
[19:48] ---
A large number of guards\nare stationed at and around\n
[19:50] ---
the main entrance.\n
[19:52] ---
It's not possible to enter the hotel\nwithout going past the front desk.\n
[19:56] ---
However, there is an entryway on this side, atop the ledge.
[20:01] ---
The terrain is impassable,\n
[20:03] ---
and there are no guards posted there.\n
[20:07] ---
If you don't want the enemy to get his way...\n
[20:10] ---
there's just one thing to do!\n
[20:12] ---
Not counting the ten patients and\nthe two left behind to care for them,\n
[20:16] ---
all capable students\nmust sneak in from here,\n
[20:20] ---
get the jump on the guys at the top,\n
[20:21] ---
and steal that remedy!\n
[20:41] ---
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[20:48] ---
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
[20:54] ---
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[20:59] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[21:04] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[21:08] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[21:10] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[21:16] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[21:23] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[21:31] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[21:33] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[21:36] ---
*She's been waiting *
[21:37] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[21:42] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[21:48] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[21:54] ---
*Shine again *
[21:59] ---
Irina Jelavich's...\n
[22:02] ---
"Irina Jelavich's Super-Secret Skills Series"\n
[22:02] ---
"Irina Jelavich's Super-Secret Skills Series"\nSuper-Secret Skills Series!\n
[22:05] ---
Professor Irina can control her circulation\n
[22:08] ---
--Normal.\n--to change her face color at will.\n
[22:10] ---
\n--Red makes her look shy or drunk,\n
[22:10] ---
--Red.\n--Red makes her look shy or drunk,\n
[22:11] ---
\n--and blue makes her look uneasy or not feeling well:\n
[22:11] ---
--Blue.\n--and blue makes her look uneasy or not feeling well:\n
[22:14] ---
an extremely effective tactic\nwhen going undercover.\n
[22:16] ---
When she tried to show\nthis off to her students,\n
[22:18] ---
--Look at this!\n--they accused her of being a cheap Koro Sensei ripoff.\n
[22:20] ---
--I can change the color of my face!\n--She got angry, and her face went red all by itself.\n
[22:22] ---
I didn't rip off anyone!\n
[22:24] ---
Assassination Classroom!\n
[22:26] ---
Irina Jelavich's...\n
[22:29] ---
"Irina Jelavich's Super-Secret Skills Series"\nSuper-Secret Skills Series!\n
[22:32] ---
Professor Irina can pop out\nthe parts of a cereal-box prize\n
[22:35] ---
and assemble it within one minute.\n
[22:37] ---
While this speaks volumes\nabout her kissing techniques,\n
[22:39] ---
we still wouldn't want to\ntouch the finished product.\n
[22:41] ---
Also: this is dangerous, kids,\nso don't try this at home.\n
[22:45] ---
Assassination Classroom.\n
[22:47] ---
Irina Jelavich's...\n
[22:50] ---
"Irina Jelavich's Super-Secret Skills Series"\nSuper-Secret Skills Series!\n
[22:53] ---
Ms. Irina can use her wig\nknow-how to disguise herself\n
[22:56] ---
--Believe it!\n--as any number of people.\n
[22:57] ---
--The culprit is... you! --as any number of people.
19 - Pandemonium Time
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[00:09] ---
Our assassination plan went so well\n
[00:13] ---
that Koro Sensei wound up\nin his Absolute Defense Form.\n
[00:17] ---
Then all this happened.\n
[00:19] ---
We can't rely on Koro Sensei for help.\n
[00:22] ---
We have to steal the remedy\nfrom the bad guys... alone.\n
[00:27] ---
Not counting the ten patients and\nthe two left behind to care for them,\n
[00:30] ---
all capable students must sneak in from here,\n
[00:33] ---
get the jump on the guys at the top,\n
[00:35] ---
and steal that remedy!\n
[00:38] ---
It's too dangerous.\n
[00:40] ---
The ease with which he threatened us\n
[00:42] ---
indicates we're up against a real pro.\n
[00:44] ---
Yes. Perhaps it would be wisest\nsimply to hand me over.\n
[00:49] ---
What do you think?\n
[00:51] ---
It's up to all of you.\n
[00:54] ---
But... this is...\n
[00:57] ---
It's too hard.\n
[01:00] ---
They'll plummet to their deaths\nbefore they reach the hotel.\n
[01:05] ---
I knew it--it's no use.\nWe have to send him with those two.\n
[01:10] ---
Nagisa, Kayano... I'm sorry, but--\n
[01:15] ---
Well, I mean, if the ledge is the problem,\n
[01:17] ---
that part's a piece of cake.\n
[01:19] ---
Especially compared to our usual training.\n
[01:22] ---
Right?\n
[01:25] ---
But we haven't practiced fighting\nan unknown foe in an unknown hotel,\n
[01:30] ---
so, Mr. Karasuma...\n
[01:32] ---
It won't be easy, but could\nyou be our commander?\n
[01:35] ---
We'll make that jerk pay for messin' with us!\n
[01:40] ---
As you can see,\nthey're no ordinary students.\n
[01:44] ---
You have a fifteen-member\nspecial forces unit at your command.\n
[01:48] ---
Fifteen?\n
[01:50] ---
Don't forget about me!\n
[01:53] ---
Now, there's not much time.\n
[02:01] ---
Attention! Our objective is the top\nfloor of the hotel at the summit!\n
[02:06] ---
Our mission will shift from a stealth\ninfiltration to a surprise attack!\n
[02:10] ---
We'll use the same hand signals\nand link-ups from training!\n
[02:15] ---
The only difference is our target!\n
[02:17] ---
You have three minutes\nto memorize the map.\n
[02:20] ---
We begin at 2150!\n
[02:22] ---
Right!\n
[02:26] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[02:28] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[02:34] ---
*Sensei! Target on *
[02:37] ---
*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
[02:42] ---
*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
[02:47] ---
*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
[02:55] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[02:57] ---
*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[03:03] ---
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[03:11] ---
*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
[03:13] ---
*Will we, still incomplete *
[03:16] ---
*Be able to shoot through *
[03:19] ---
*The invincible target that's you? *
[03:22] ---
*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[03:27] ---
*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[03:29] ---
*Lost in so many ways *
[03:32] ---
*For you more than anyone else *
[03:35] ---
*Studying like a house on fire *
[03:38] ---
*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
[03:42] ---
*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
[03:45] ---
*Revolution *
[03:48] ---
*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
[03:55] ---
"Episode 19: Pandemonium Time"\n
[04:12] ---
Fifty... minutes left...\n
[04:20] ---
Don't get left behind!\n
[04:23] ---
Okano sure can move.\n
[04:25] ---
Yeah--she's got the rest of us\nbeat in this kind of thing.\n
[04:28] ---
Whereas with our teachers...\n
[04:31] ---
--Only one of the three of 'em can move.\n--Too shaky! Climb more carefully! Ugh!\n
[04:34] ---
Karasuma!\n
[04:36] ---
The students all have exceptional balance.\n
[04:40] ---
I have them climb the\nmountain behind the school.\n
[04:44] ---
I see. No wonder they had\nthose flyboards down pat.\n
[04:48] ---
Shut up and climb already!\nMy hands are getting tired!\n
[04:52] ---
Why did Professor Bitch come again?\n
[04:55] ---
She didn't want to stay back and feel left out.\n
[04:59] ---
I wouldn't mind...\nif she didn't slow us down.\n
[05:03] ---
Karma, wait!\n
[05:05] ---
I'd like to, but we're\nkind of on a schedule here.\n
[05:09] ---
You're right.\n
[05:11] ---
Let's do this!\n
[05:15] ---
You got a sharp rock there.\n
[05:17] ---
That was close...\n
[05:20] ---
Make it snappy!\nWhat are those guns for, anyway?!\n
[05:26] ---
Still...\n
[05:28] ---
If this guy knows about\nKoro Sensei, who could he be?\n
[05:38] ---
Ritsu, run a final check of our invasion route.\n
[05:42] ---
Yes, sir. Displaying interior map.\n
[05:49] ---
Final check:\n
[05:51] ---
We can't use the elevators;\nthey require a passcard for every floor.\n
[05:58] ---
We'll have to take the stairs...\n
[06:01] ---
but they're scattered throughout the hotel,\n
[06:04] ---
so we'll have to cover some distance on foot.\n
[06:07] ---
It's like a TV station.\n
[06:09] ---
What do you mean?\n
[06:10] ---
Apparently they have complex layouts\nto prevent a terrorist takeover.\n
[06:15] ---
You sure know a lot about it.\n
[06:17] ---
No wonder the bad guys love staying here.\n
[06:21] ---
Unlocking side entrance.\n
[06:29] ---
Let's go--we're running out of time.\n
[06:30] ---
Yes, sir!\n
[06:37] ---
There are more guards than I'd expected.\n
[06:39] ---
It'd be too difficult for us all to get past.\n
[06:42] ---
Should only a few of us go on from here?\n
[06:46] ---
No; multiple enemies makes it too risky.\n
[06:50] ---
What should we do?\n
[06:52] ---
What? Just... go on through.\n
[06:56] ---
Do you have any grasp on the\nsituation here, Professor Bitch?\n
[06:58] ---
How are we supposed to\nmake it past all those guards?\n
[07:05] ---
Just go through!\n
[07:08] ---
Grin.\n
[07:18] ---
I'm sorry.\n
[07:19] ---
I seem to have had too much\nof the liquor in my room.\n
[07:22] ---
Oh, er, think nothing of it, miss.\n
[07:25] ---
I'm the pianist scheduled\nto perform here next week.\n
[07:29] ---
I came early to see the sights.\n
[07:31] ---
A pianist, eh?\n
[07:33] ---
We get 'em all the time.\n
[07:37] ---
I'd like to see if the piano's in tune--\nit'd help me sober up.\n
[07:42] ---
Could I play a little tiny bit, hmm?\n
[07:45] ---
Well, uh... let me check with the front--\n
[07:49] ---
Aw, come on.\n
[07:50] ---
I want you to hear me play.\nAnd then critique me.\n
[07:55] ---
Critique you?\n
[07:57] ---
Yes--critique me carefully...\n
[08:01] ---
and if I do anything wrong,\nwill you punish me?\n
[08:15] ---
She's--\n
[08:16] ---
She's good!
[08:18] ---
Ah, the Fantaisie-Impromptu.
[08:22] ---
An assassin who not only has obvious skill,\nbut also knows all too well\n
[08:26] ---
how to charm, how to use her wiles...\n
[08:29] ---
Using her whole body in such\na bewitching way as she plays:\n
[08:32] ---
It's aural seduction!\n
[08:34] ---
All eyes are on her.\n
[08:38] ---
C'mon, don't watch from so far away.\n
[08:41] ---
Come closer and make sure I do well.\n
[08:46] ---
I'll buy you twenty minutes. Go.\n
[08:54] ---
Even we were spellbound,\n
[08:58] ---
thinking what a beautiful teacher we have.\n
[09:04] ---
We're all through safely!\n
[09:05] ---
Isn't Professor Bitch something?\nPlaying like that with those nails?\n
[09:09] ---
She never said anything\nabout being able to play.\n
[09:12] ---
There's more to her than\nwhat you see every day.\n
[09:14] ---
The better the assassin,\nthe broader her skill set.\n
[09:18] ---
The woman who's been\nteaching you conversation skills\n
[09:20] ---
is among the one or two top\nhoneypot masters in the world.\n
[09:27] ---
So there's no problem at all if I can't move.\n
[09:31] ---
Let's go.\n
[09:32] ---
Uh-huh!\n
[09:37] ---
You won't get the best of me.\n
[09:40] ---
"Fukuma Denjo Hotel" "Current Location" "Display Route"\n
[09:41] ---
"Fukuma Denjo Hotel" "Current Location" "Display Route"\nNow, then...\n
[09:42] ---
Now that we're past the\nstringent entrance checks,\n
[09:45] ---
we should be able to pose as regular guests.\n
[09:47] ---
Guests? Do they put up groups\nof junior-high kids here?\n
[09:52] ---
Plenty, from what I've heard.\n
[09:54] ---
The coddled kids of\nentertainers and millionaires:\n
[09:58] ---
Brought up like spoiled rotten royalty,\n
[10:01] ---
they keep innocent faces while\ndabbling in darker pursuits.\n
[10:05] ---
Right! So walk around acting like those kids,
[10:09] ---
looking down your noses at the whole world!\n
[10:14] ---
Yes, that's the way!\n
[10:15] ---
It is, is it?\n
[10:18] ---
And don't you join in!\n
[10:20] ---
However... we don't know\nour opponent's face.\n
[10:23] ---
He might even attack us\nwhile posing as a regular guest.\n
[10:27] ---
Proceed with plenty of caution.\n
[10:29] ---
Yeppers!\n
[10:37] ---
Sorry, Okuda... Takebayashi.\n
[10:40] ---
I-It's okay.\n
[10:42] ---
Their fevers are so high.\n
[10:44] ---
We need to cool their heads down,\nat least, to avoid brain damage.\n
[10:49] ---
Got it.\n
[10:51] ---
Um... could a virus this powerful\nspread throughout the island?\n
[10:57] ---
Probably not. I mean, we're okay, right?\n
[11:02] ---
It's likely transmitted orally.\n
[11:04] ---
It'd have to be mixed into\nfood or drink or something.\n
[11:08] ---
I doubt there's any risk of it\nspreading to any random bystander.\n
[11:11] ---
I told the other team that, too.\n
[11:15] ---
A virus given to us and us alone...\n
[11:19] ---
But when? And where?\n
[11:21] ---
"Fukuma Denjo:\nCorridor to 3rd Floor Central Hall"\n
[11:26] ---
It really is like we're all just regular guests.\n
[11:29] ---
If anything, they avoid eye contact.\n
[11:31] ---
No one wants to cause any trouble, after all.\n
[11:34] ---
I'd pegged everyone in\nthe hotel as our enemy,\n
[11:38] ---
but now I think we can\nget up to the top floor, easy.\n
[11:41] ---
And if something did happen...\n
[11:43] ---
our vanguard Mr. Karasuma would find out.\n
[11:46] ---
It'll be a cinch now that we're inside!\n
[11:49] ---
Stay alert.\n
[11:50] ---
We're outta time--we should\njust get in there already!\n
[11:53] ---
Hey!\n
[11:57] ---
Terasaka! Watch out!\n
[12:03] ---
Gas?!\n
[12:05] ---
Mr. Karasuma!\n
[12:09] ---
How could you tell?\n
[12:11] ---
I show no bloodlust, killing as I pass by.\n
[12:14] ---
That happens to be my specialty,\nMiss Helmet-Head.\n
[12:17] ---
Aren't you the man who\ngave us our welcome drinks?\n
[12:22] ---
Please enjoy this tropical juice\nwith our compliments.\n
[12:27] ---
Fuwa!\n
[12:28] ---
It's downright fishy for someone like\nthat to be walking around in here!\n
[12:32] ---
She's right!\n
[12:34] ---
You've got a good eye.\n
[12:36] ---
Then was it you who\ngave everyone that virus?\n
[12:39] ---
Your evidence is pretty weak there.\n
[12:42] ---
There would've been plenty of other\nopportunities to slip you that stuff.\n
[12:49] ---
The only time we all ate\nor drank the same thing\n
[12:52] ---
was with those drinks\nand our shipboard dinner.\n
[12:56] ---
But Mimura and Okajima worked\non the video through dinner,\n
[13:00] ---
and they're both sick,\n
[13:02] ---
which narrows it down\nto those daytime drinks.\n
[13:05] ---
And that means...\n
[13:07] ---
...the culprit is you, mister!
[13:12] ---
That's amazing, Fuwa!\n
[13:13] ---
Just like a detective!\n
[13:15] ---
When you read a lot of shonen manga,\n
[13:18] ---
you learn to adjust quickly\nto unusual situations.\n
[13:22] ---
Magazine Sunday is chock-full\nof detective manga hits!\n
[13:25] ---
And Jump?
[13:26] ---
Huh? Jump's detective stuff?
[13:29] ---
--This mystery is already on the tip of my tongue. \n--I don't really know, but they're putting out a compilation.\n
[13:32] ---
Better pick one up!\n
[13:33] ---
I'm just an investigator.\nThat's the kind of manga this is.\n
[13:37] ---
That's nasty!\n
[13:38] ---
Subtle product placement, Fuwa!\n
[13:39] ---
Pay more attention to ethics in marketing!\n
[13:46] ---
I guess if you've uncovered\nmy identity, it's already too late.\n
[13:52] ---
A poisoner, eh? And quite\nskilled in practical application.\n
[13:57] ---
My very own paralysis gas for indoor use.\n
[14:00] ---
One whiff and you're a living statue.\n
[14:03] ---
Fresh air counteracts it,\nleaving no evidence behind.\n
[14:07] ---
Now, it's plain to see you have no\nintention of going through with this.\n
[14:12] ---
Negotiations have broken down.\nGuess I'll have to tell my boss.\n
[14:17] ---
They're fast!\n
[14:19] ---
When did they block the exits?!\n
[14:22] ---
When encountering an enemy...\n
[14:24] ---
...immediately block their retreat path...\n
[14:26] ---
...and cut off communications!\n
[14:28] ---
Isn't that right, Mr. Karasuma?\n
[14:30] ---
The minute you saw us,\n
[14:34] ---
you should have held off attacking\n
[14:36] ---
and gone back to tell your boss.\n
[14:39] ---
I'm surprised you can still talk.\n
[14:42] ---
But all that's left is a bunch of kids.\n
[14:45] ---
Once you're dead,\n
[14:47] ---
they'll stop following orders\n
[14:48] ---
and just run away!\n
[14:54] ---
S-So strong... and such inhuman speed...\n
[15:00] ---
But y'know, Terrifying Teach...\n
[15:04] ---
your command...\n
[15:07] ---
ends... right... here!\n
[15:11] ---
Mr.--\n
[15:12] ---
Mr. Karasuma!\n
[15:24] ---
You can't keep going like this, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[15:27] ---
I'll be better in a half hour.\n
[15:30] ---
Don't do anything crazy.\n
[15:32] ---
He's the crazy one.\nThat much gas'd freeze an elephant!\n
[15:35] ---
Mr. Karasuma's kind of a monster himself.\n
[15:41] ---
A pro with both experience and\nknow-how is really something.\n
[15:46] ---
And that's the kind of pro\nwaiting for us up ahead.\n
[15:51] ---
Can we beat him with our power alone?\n
[15:55] ---
Man, it sure is starting to feel\nlike summer vacation, am I right?\n
[16:02] ---
Well, aren't you happy-go-lucky!
[16:03] ---
Says the only one who's absolutely safe!\n
[16:05] ---
Nagisa, twirl him around till he's sick!\n
[16:08] ---
Okay, Terasaka, I'm jamming him in.\nShorts off and spread those cheeks!\n
[16:12] ---
That'd kill me!\n
[16:14] ---
Koro Sensei, why does this feel like summer?
[16:18] ---
The teacher-student relationship\nis not a cozy one.\n
[16:21] ---
And summer vacation\nfosters student independence\n
[16:25] ---
in places beyond a teacher's protection.\n
[16:29] ---
If you apply the lessons you've\nlearned in your usual gym classes,\n
[16:32] ---
there will be few enemies for you to fear.\n
[16:35] ---
This is your assassination vacation...\nand you can beat it.\n
[16:41] ---
Start with a rich seafood stock.\n
[16:43] ---
Add plenty of green onions\nand a spoon of minced garlic...\n
[16:47] ---
and a gun!\n
[16:51] ---
Gotta love a souped-up gun!\n
[16:53] ---
And when that soup trickles through the rifling... Mmm!
[16:58] ---
Well, it makes my blood run cold. It's loaded, right?
[17:03] ---
Don't worry. I'll be careful.\n
[17:07] ---
It won't cause any problems\nwhen it comes to shooting it, either.\n
[17:10] ---
I tend to it every night,\nlike it's my own child.\n
[17:15] ---
The most delicious gun on a given day\nis the one that suits me best.\n
[17:19] ---
It's kinda like my rule of thumb.\n
[17:23] ---
You're a weird one, all right.\nAre your two buddies the same way?\n
[17:27] ---
Yeah, well...\n
[17:28] ---
When you've pulled off\nas many jobs as we have,\n
[17:32] ---
you tend to develop your little hangups.\n
[17:36] ---
For example, Smog makes all his own poisons.\n
[17:40] ---
He's so insistent on fine-tuning\nthem for practical use,\n
[17:42] ---
he even made his own lab.\n
[17:45] ---
Huh. And the third? What about Grip?\n
[17:50] ---
Well...\n
[17:52] ---
"5th Floor Scenic Walkway"\n
[17:53] ---
"5th Floor Scenic Walkway"\nEven as assassins go, that one's an odd duck.\n
[17:55] ---
Even as assassins go, that one's an odd duck.\n
[18:10] ---
Hey, why's he just standing\nout in the open like that?\n
[18:14] ---
That vibe he's giving off...\n
[18:15] ---
Oh, yeah. I can totally call it now:\n
[18:19] ---
If it's kill or be killed, he'll kill.\n
[18:23] ---
A scenic walkway with an unobstructed view!\n
[18:26] ---
Forget a surprise attack,\nor strength in numbers.\n
[18:29] ---
Dammit. I wish I had a gun with real bullets.\n
[18:33] ---
I never thought I'd need\none here on this island.\n
[18:39] ---
What a drag, hm.\n
[18:41] ---
If I can hear your footsteps,\nyou're not tough enough for me, hm.\n
[18:47] ---
Supposedly some special-forces teacher\nwas taking the lead, too, hm.\n
[18:54] ---
I guess Smog's gas must've\ngotten the better of him, hm.\n
[18:58] ---
Probably killed each other\nat the same time, hm.\n
[19:01] ---
Come on out, hm.\n
[19:03] ---
He cracked the window with his hand!\n
[19:05] ---
But more than that...\n
[19:08] ---
We're all too afraid to say it, but... well...\n
[19:13] ---
You sure say "hm" a lot, buddy!\n
[19:15] ---
There it is! Thank God for Karma!
[19:18] ---
I heard it would make me\nsound more like a samurai, hm.\n
[19:23] ---
It's got a cool ring to it,\nso I'm trying it out, hm.\n
[19:26] ---
Oh, so he's not Japanese.\n
[19:29] ---
Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't mind, hm.\n
[19:32] ---
After I kill you all here,\n
[19:34] ---
I can drop the "hm" with no loss of face, hm.\n
[19:37] ---
Bare hands... Are those\nyour killing tools, then?\n
[19:41] ---
There's actually quite a demand for this, hm.\n
[19:43] ---
Passing through pat-downs\nhas distinct advantages, hm.\n
[19:47] ---
Once they come closer,\nI snap their necks, hm.\n
[19:50] ---
Or, if I feel like it, I could\ncrush their skulls, hm.\n
[19:53] ---
You know, it's funny, hm.\n
[19:56] ---
The more you train your strength\nfor killing people, hm,\n
[19:59] ---
the more you feel like using\nit for something else, hm.\n
[20:03] ---
A fight, to be precise, hm.\n
[20:06] ---
Against a mighty foe--to the death, hm.\n
[20:09] ---
But what a letdown, hm.\n
[20:12] ---
Seeing who I'm up against,\nI've all but lost my will to fight, hm.\n
[20:16] ---
Plus, it's a pain killing a bunch\nof small fry by myself, hm.\n
[20:18] ---
I'll call in my boss and my colleague\nto kill you together, hm.\n
[20:23] ---
Hey, buddy, hm.\n
[20:26] ---
You're pretty average for a pro, aren't you?\n
[20:29] ---
Breaking glass, busting skulls?\nI can do that, too.\n
[20:33] ---
But if your opening move\nis to call in reinforcements,\n
[20:37] ---
maybe you're too scared to\ntake on a junior-high kid alone.\n
[20:40] ---
--No--don't be reckless!\n--Stop right there, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[20:44] ---
His chin is down.\n
[20:47] ---
So far he's been showing off his\nswagger with his chin in the air,\n
[20:50] ---
looking down on his opponents.\n
[20:55] ---
But this is different.\n
[20:57] ---
His words may be as rough as ever...\n
[21:00] ---
but his eyes are looking straight ahead,\n
[21:02] ---
alert, observing his foe head-on.\n
[21:05] ---
He'd been lying low ever since finals,\n
[21:09] ---
but it seems he's learned\nwell from his failures.\n
[21:16] ---
All right, hm. Let's see what you can do, hm.\n
[21:22] ---
Give this everything you've got--\n
[21:24] ---
you're facing one high wall: an adult!\n
[21:42] ---
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:50] ---
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:56] ---
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
*She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
*Shine again *
20 - Karma Time/2nd Period
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[00:09] ---
We're infiltrating the Fukuma Denjo\nHotel to steal a virus remedy\n
[00:12] ---
from an unidentified bad guy.\n
[00:15] ---
We have one hour. If we don't\nmake it in time, they'll all die!\n
[00:23] ---
You're pretty average for a pro, aren't you?\n
[00:26] ---
Breaking glass, busting skulls?\nI can do that, too.\n
[00:29] ---
But if your opening move\nis to call in reinforcements,\n
[00:33] ---
maybe you're too scared to\ntake on a junior-high kid alone.\n
[00:38] ---
All right, hm.\n
[00:40] ---
Let's see what you can do, hm.\n
[00:44] ---
If you insist...\n
[00:49] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[00:51] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[00:57] ---
*Sensei! Target on *
[01:00] ---
*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
[01:05] ---
*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
[01:10] ---
*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
[01:18] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[01:20] ---
*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[01:26] ---
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[01:34] ---
*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
[01:36] ---
*Will we, still incomplete *
[01:39] ---
*Be able to shoot through *
[01:42] ---
*The invincible target that's you? *
[01:45] ---
*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[01:50] ---
*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[01:52] ---
*Lost in so many ways *
[01:55] ---
*For you more than anyone else *
[01:58] ---
*Studying like a house on fire *
[02:00] ---
*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
[02:05] ---
*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
[02:08] ---
*Revolution *
[02:11] ---
*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
[02:18] ---
"Episode 20: Karma Time/2nd Period"\n
[02:30] ---
Too soft, hm. You'll have to\nfind a better weapon, hm.\n
[02:36] ---
Don't need one.\n
[02:49] ---
Grip strength capable of crushing skulls...\n
[02:53] ---
Once he gets his hands on me, it's game over.\n
[02:56] ---
On first glance, this seems\nlike an unwinnable game,\n
[03:00] ---
but just switch our positions around\n
[03:03] ---
and it's no different from the\nunwinnable game we always play.\n
[03:09] ---
Wow...\n
[03:10] ---
He's dodging or blocking every blow!\n
[03:14] ---
That's your defense technique,\nright, Mr. Karasuma?\n
[03:18] ---
Self-defense is low priority for assassins,\n
[03:22] ---
so while I don't remember\nteaching it in class...\n
[03:26] ---
he must have picked it up by\nwatching me dodge their knives.\n
[03:31] ---
Karma Akabane... Even in this\nE Class, his talent for fighting\n
[03:36] ---
is head and shoulders above the rest.\n
[03:38] ---
I can dodge him... but if I\nmove in to attack, he'll grab me.\n
[03:46] ---
What's wrong, hm? You'll never\nget past me if you don't attack, hm!\n
[03:51] ---
You think?\n
[03:53] ---
I mean, I could be doing\nmy best to distract you\n
[03:55] ---
while the rest of us slip past a few at a time.\n
[04:01] ---
Relax.\n
[04:02] ---
No underhanded hijinx here.\nNow... it's my turn.\n
[04:10] ---
Barehanded, like you. We'll settle\nthis fair and square, man-to-man.\n
[04:15] ---
I like that face of yours, young warrior, hm.\n
[04:19] ---
With you, I've got a chance--\n
[04:21] ---
a chance at the fair fight I can't experience\n
[04:23] ---
in the assassination biz, hm.\n
[04:33] ---
Now!\n
[04:41] ---
It's over, hm.\n
[04:45] ---
That gas!\n
[04:46] ---
I'm not fond of drawn-out fights, hm.\n
[04:48] ---
Thought I'd give Smog's\nparalysis gas a try, hm.\n
[04:52] ---
That's dirty! Ain't nothin' fair\nabout sneakin' that into the fight!\n
[04:56] ---
I never said I only fight barehanded, hm.
[05:00] ---
One mustn't get too particular\nabout one's hangups, hm.\n
[05:03] ---
Just another key to sticking\naround in this business, hm.\n
[05:07] ---
A spray of gas at point-blank range, hm...\n
[05:10] ---
You'll never defend against it\nif you don't see it com--\n
[05:18] ---
Wh-What have you... hm...\n
[05:22] ---
What a coincidence! We were\nboth thinking the same thing!\n
[05:27] ---
How... did you... get that... hm...?\n
[05:32] ---
And how... did you not...\nbreathe my gas... hm...?\n
[05:39] ---
Hm hm hm hm hm hm!\n
[05:44] ---
Cmon, Terasaka--make it snappy!\n
[05:46] ---
We'll need duct tape and sheer\nnumbers to beat this monster!\n
[05:51] ---
Yeah, I'm on it.\n
[05:53] ---
That promise of a barehanded one-on-one fight?\n
[05:58] ---
It was bullshit from the word go!\n
[06:01] ---
Careful taping him up.\n
[06:03] ---
With his superhuman strength,\n
[06:05] ---
you've got to be cautious\neven when he's paralyzed.\n
[06:07] ---
Yes, sir.\n
[06:09] ---
Hm hm hm hm hm hm...\n
[06:13] ---
I filched an unused cartridge\nfrom that poisoner guy.\n
[06:17] ---
It's so handy, I wish it weren't\na one-time-use kind of thing.\n
[06:20] ---
How, hm... did you see\nmy gas attack coming, hm?\n
[06:24] ---
Is that why you didn't breathe any in, hm?\n
[06:26] ---
But I only showed you my\nbare hands, hm... How, hm?\n
[06:31] ---
Isn't it obvious? I was on guard against everything but bare hands.
[06:35] ---
Hm...\n
[06:36] ---
I'm sure you really did\nwant a barehanded bout...\n
[06:40] ---
but you would have had to\nstop us by any means necessary,\n
[06:45] ---
and if I were you,\nI would have done the same.\n
[06:48] ---
I trusted your attitude as a pro...\nand that's why I was on guard.\n
[06:54] ---
Oh, I get it!\n
[06:55] ---
Karma's changed--for the better.\n
[06:59] ---
Karma had never known great defeat,\n
[07:02] ---
but those midterm exams\ntaught him all too well:\n
[07:06] ---
Losers are people just\nlike you who live their lives\n
[07:09] ---
thinking about all sorts of things.\n
[07:12] ---
Once you realize that, you inevitably find\n
[07:14] ---
you can no longer make light of\nyour opponent on the battlefield.\n
[07:18] ---
You can see if your foe is thinking\nlike you, trying hard like you.\n
[07:23] ---
You come to see their abilities,\ntheir circumstances.\n
[07:27] ---
Someone who can be respectfully\nwary of their opponent...\n
[07:31] ---
That person has no chinks on the battlefield.\n
[07:37] ---
You grew so much from that one defeat.\n
[07:42] ---
You'll make a name for yourself someday.\n
[07:46] ---
You're nothing to sneeze at,\nyoung warrior, hm.\n
[07:49] ---
I may have lost,\n
[07:51] ---
--but I enjoyed our time togeth--\n--What are you talking about?\n
[07:54] ---
The fun's just beginning!\n
[07:55] ---
"Hot Mustard" "Wasabi"\nThe fun's just beginning!\n
[07:57] ---
Hm?\n
[07:58] ---
What the hell is that, hm?\n
[08:00] ---
Wasabi and mustard. I'm going\nto put them in your nostrils.\n
[08:04] ---
What, hm?!\n
[08:06] ---
I'd been on guard around you all this time,\n
[08:09] ---
but now that you're tied up, what's the point?\n
[08:12] ---
Hm?\n
[08:13] ---
Once these are in, I'll plug\nyour nose with a special clip,\n
[08:17] ---
stuff your mouth with ghost peppers--\na thousand times hotter than average chilis--\n
[08:22] ---
then, on top of all that, I'll gag you. Done and done!
[08:26] ---
Okay, buddy, hm...\n
[08:27] ---
now's the time to show\nyour willpower as a pro, hm.\n
[08:32] ---
Koro Sensei... Karma hasn't really\nchanged all that much, has he?\n
[08:36] ---
No, he hasn't. I'm concerned for his future.\n
[08:39] ---
"Be Prepared"\nWhat the hell did you bring with you, anyway?\n
[08:42] ---
Hey, let's get goin'. Keep draggin'\nour feet and they'll find us.\n
[08:45] ---
--They'll find you, you big hulk. --Aw, shut it!
[08:55] ---
Okay, everyone, the terrace is upstairs.\n
[08:58] ---
The bar floor. Could be tricky.\n
[09:01] ---
Yes.\n
[09:02] ---
There's a stairway to the VIP floor\ninside a lounge here.\n
[09:06] ---
The back entrance is locked;\n
[09:08] ---
we'll have to come in through\nthe lounge to unlock it.\n
[09:12] ---
Now we're flying by the seat of our pants.\n
[09:14] ---
We really stand out, you guys.\n
[09:16] ---
Let's have the teachers hide here.\n
[09:20] ---
We'll sneak into the lounge\nand unlock the back entrance.\n
[09:24] ---
We girls won't look suspicious\nalone in a place like this.\n
[09:28] ---
No--it's girls going alone\nthat makes it dangerous.\n
[09:32] ---
Oh! In that case...\n
[09:40] ---
Huh?\n
[09:50] ---
--What beautiful stars!\n--Right?\n
[09:52] ---
All thanks to the CEO.\n
[09:53] ---
You bet!\n
[09:55] ---
My folks' connections got me a room here.\n
[09:58] ---
Got my share of playmates--\nall with an eye on the family riches...\n
[10:04] ---
Lame. What a lame-ass summer vacation.\n
[10:14] ---
C'mon, be a man! Now get\nin front and protect us, Nagisa!\n
[10:19] ---
I can't! I can't be out in front!\n
[10:21] ---
Give it up.\n
[10:23] ---
Go on!\n
[10:27] ---
Why me?\n
[10:32] ---
We'd like a guy around,\nbut in places like this,\n
[10:35] ---
they check guys real carefully.\n
[10:37] ---
Yeah, but even so--\n
[10:38] ---
It's all part of the plan!\n
[10:39] ---
Really?\n
[10:41] ---
Yes, really!\n
[10:42] ---
Not you, too!\n
[10:43] ---
You're acting too normal--\nIt's not fresh enough.\n
[10:45] ---
But that's not what I'm looking for!\n
[10:48] ---
Where did you find these clothes, anyway?\n
[10:49] ---
Cast off beside the outdoor pool.\n
[10:53] ---
There's a nice one. She's not used\nto all this yet--very refreshing.\n
[10:57] ---
Ugh! Let's get out of this filthy place ASAP!\n
[11:01] ---
And yet you seem to be\nenjoying yourself, Fuwa.\n
[11:04] ---
Hey!\n
[11:06] ---
Where'd you come from? How about a drink? Anything you like--
[11:10] ---
it's on me!\n
[11:14] ---
Go ahead, Nagisa! Keep him company!\n
[11:16] ---
Huh? But, Kataoka...\n
[11:19] ---
We have to act normal, remember?\n
[11:21] ---
We'll come get you if anything happens.\n
[11:24] ---
How did it come to this?\n
[11:26] ---
Oh, so you're Nagisa! I'm Yuji.\n
[11:31] ---
Okay: now!\n
[11:34] ---
Let's see, the staircase to go up...\n
[11:38] ---
It's got to be this way, right?\n
[11:40] ---
Hey, ladies.\n
[11:41] ---
Just you girls?\n
[11:43] ---
How's about hangin' with us tonight?\n
[11:45] ---
Oh, hell. Will it never end?\n
[11:49] ---
Look, let me tell you something...\n
[11:52] ---
Yada?\n
[11:53] ---
We'd love to hang out with cool guys like you,\n
[11:56] ---
but we're here with our daddies today.\n
[11:59] ---
And our daddies are kinda scary.\n
[12:02] ---
So let's not.\n
[12:04] ---
"Evil"\n
[12:05] ---
"Evil"\nA-A yakuza emblem!\n
[12:07] ---
--And it's that infamous tiny-but-terrifyin' Shuei Syndicate!\n--I asked real nice and he gave this to me.\n
[12:09] ---
--And it's that infamous tiny-but-terrifyin' Shuei Syndicate!\n--Maybe I'll pin it on my schoolbag!\n
[12:13] ---
Sorry about that!\n
[12:14] ---
Wimps. Clearly it was on loan.\n
[12:18] ---
That was amazing, Yada!\n
[12:21] ---
C'mon, drink up! I'm paying!\n
[12:24] ---
We'll do it up big tonight!\n
[12:25] ---
N-No, I... I can't drink.\n
[12:29] ---
I've got to try to act natural\nuntil the girls reach their goal.\n
[12:35] ---
Um, Yuji? Are you here with your parents?\n
[12:39] ---
My parents?\n
[12:40] ---
Like they have the time!\n
[12:43] ---
This is just between us, but my old man,\nhe's a famous TV personality.\n
[12:48] ---
You know him, believe me!\n
[12:52] ---
He's such a big deal,\nhe can get away with anything.\n
[12:55] ---
He was bragging about squeezing\nthis woman announcer's ass\n
[13:00] ---
for 24 hours straight.\n
[13:01] ---
Does your dad have some kind of\ngrudge against asses or something?\n
[13:06] ---
Dammit! Stupid, Yuji, stupid!\n
[13:08] ---
Can't you hit on someone without\nleaning on the old man for once?\n
[13:12] ---
Uber-lame...\n
[13:13] ---
That's... not a regular cigarette, is it?\nIt's more dangerous than that.\n
[13:16] ---
Yeah. I just got into it.\n
[13:19] ---
At my age, if you know\nabout these, you're cool.\n
[13:23] ---
Our teacher said he doesn't know\nif smoking those will make you cool,\n
[13:29] ---
but it definitely makes your life harder.\n
[13:33] ---
Life's already hard for us men!
[13:36] ---
We gotta force ourselves to try to look cool!\n
[13:40] ---
It's worse for me, always getting\ncompared to my old man!\n
[13:44] ---
You girls got it made...\n
[13:46] ---
All you have to do is pick a cool guy.\n
[13:50] ---
Um... yyyeah.\n
[13:52] ---
I think the girls in my class have\na little more on their minds.\n
[13:56] ---
Wow--you borrowed that\nfrom Professor Bitch?\n
[13:59] ---
She's something else.\nYakuza, lawyer, racehorse owner...\n
[14:03] ---
She's got every kind of pin you could think of,\n
[14:05] ---
since she can use them for work.\n
[14:08] ---
You're always so interested in hearing\nabout Professor Bitch's work, Yada.\n
[14:13] ---
Yeah... It's not like I want to seduce people.\n
[14:16] ---
It's like Koro Sensei said:\nYou gotta wield a second blade.\n
[14:21] ---
I'm betting her intimacy\nand negotiating skills\n
[14:23] ---
are probably your best bet out in the world.\n
[14:27] ---
Whoa, Yada. You're going\nto be one kickass grownup!\n
[14:32] ---
Even with those big boobs,\nI can't help but admire you!\n
[14:34] ---
The big-boob-hating Kayano opens her heart!\n
[14:37] ---
Look, ladies!\n
[14:39] ---
We made it... but there's a lookout.\n
[14:43] ---
We might need a man around after all.\n
[14:45] ---
Yeah...\n
[14:47] ---
Kayano, go get Nagisa.\n
[14:49] ---
Okay.\n
[14:50] ---
Something about that lookout...\n
[14:52] ---
Think we can lure him out and sneak past him?\n
[14:55] ---
I'd rather not force our way through.\n
[14:57] ---
If we get the better of him, we'll be found out.\n
[14:59] ---
Nagisa!\n
[15:01] ---
Kayano!\n
[15:03] ---
Oh, um... I gotta go.\n
[15:06] ---
What? Already?\n
[15:09] ---
Bye now!\n
[15:10] ---
Dammit! I can't let her get away\nwithout acting my coolest!\n
[15:14] ---
Don't leave me alone like that!\n
[15:16] ---
Sorry! We hammered out a strategy.\n
[15:18] ---
Great. I can't wait to get out of these clothes.\n
[15:21] ---
Hey, wait up, ladies!\n
[15:23] ---
As a special treat, check out\nmy signature dance moves!\n
[15:30] ---
Go away.
[15:31] ---
I've been doing this since I was a kid.\n
[15:33] ---
These moves always get me the girl!\n
[15:36] ---
Huh?\n
[15:40] ---
Hey, brat! Tough guy, eh?\n
[15:43] ---
N-No... I--\n
[15:44] ---
Get over here!\n
[15:46] ---
I didn't mean to--\n
[15:47] ---
This is a million-yen jacket.\nI demand compensation!\n
[15:51] ---
Your address--now!\n
[15:53] ---
Hinata!\n
[15:55] ---
Add on pain and suffering,\nand that's three million total.\n
[15:58] ---
Pay up and we'll only leave you half dead!
[16:00] ---
What?! M-My father will pay--\nplease don't beat me up!\n
[16:04] ---
Excuse me, Mr. Yakuza, sir?\n
[16:05] ---
Yeah?\n
[16:14] ---
Heeeave... ho! Oof! Oof! Oof! Phew.\n
[16:18] ---
Excuse me, sir?\n
[16:20] ---
That customer just suddenly collapsed.\n
[16:23] ---
Take him out of here\nand get him checked out.\n
[16:25] ---
Oh, y-yes... Sorry for the bother.\n
[16:29] ---
What'd he do, overdose? Sheesh.\n
[16:34] ---
Now!\n
[16:35] ---
Back to the dance floor with you!\nAnd don't tell anyone about this, okay?\n
[16:41] ---
Even when girls pull off\nsomething so effortlessly cool,\n
[16:44] ---
you still have to chin up and act cool...
[16:48] ---
It is hard, being a guy.
[16:51] ---
Nagisa...\n
[16:53] ---
If we meet again, keep acting cool, okay?\n
[16:56] ---
Anything but drugs and dancing,\nif you can help it.\n
[16:59] ---
Here we are!\n
[17:02] ---
We really sent you into some dicey territory.\n
[17:05] ---
You weren't in any danger, were you?\n
[17:08] ---
Nuh-uh.\n
[17:09] ---
Not remotely!\n
[17:11] ---
Wow, you sure changed fast, Nagisa.\n
[17:14] ---
Yeah.\n
[17:15] ---
Hmm? What's wrong?\n
[17:16] ---
It's just...\n
[17:18] ---
You girls did everything this time around.\n
[17:21] ---
What was even the point\nof me being in this getup?\n
[17:24] ---
Comic relief, duh!\n
[17:26] ---
Don't you dare, Karma!\n
[17:29] ---
No, I don't think that's it.\n
[17:31] ---
I'm sure it wound up helping someone, anyway.
[17:40] ---
If only you could have stayed like that...\n
[17:42] ---
History's full of assassins\ndisguised as women.\n
[17:46] ---
Don't you start, too, Isogai!\n
[17:48] ---
If you're gonna cut it off,\nNagisa, sooner is better.\n
[17:51] ---
I am not! I happen to like it!
[17:53] ---
Can we talk about this later?\n
[17:55] ---
Or never.\n
[17:57] ---
We're in our final stage of\ninfiltration here. Ritsu?\n
[18:00] ---
Yes, sir.\n
[18:01] ---
Up ahead is the VIP floor.\n
[18:04] ---
These guests don't rely\nsolely on hotel security,\n
[18:07] ---
but provide their own hired lookouts.\n
[18:11] ---
So of course there's some\nblocking the staircase.\n
[18:14] ---
They look way tough, too.\n
[18:15] ---
Are they more of the guys\nwho've been threatening us?\n
[18:18] ---
Or hired muscle that has\nnothing to do with us?\n
[18:21] ---
Either way, we're gonna\nhave to beat 'em to get by.\n
[18:25] ---
Exactly right, Terasaka.\n
[18:27] ---
And that weapon you have\nwill do the job perfectly.\n
[18:32] ---
Pff! What, you got X-ray vision now, too?\n
[18:36] ---
You'll have to take them both down\nat once, or they'll call for help.\n
[18:39] ---
I got this, okay?\n
[18:41] ---
Hey, Kimura, see if you can\nlure 'em out this way some.\n
[18:44] ---
Who, me? But how?\n
[18:47] ---
How should I know?\n
[18:48] ---
Here, Kimura, try this...\n
[18:54] ---
What gives, kid?\n
[18:55] ---
Huh? Any brains around here?\nThese guys are total muscleheads!\n
[19:03] ---
You slabs of pigmeat oughta\nquit pretending to be human.\n
[19:08] ---
Hey!\n
[19:09] ---
Get back here!\n
[19:10] ---
Yep, that pissed 'em off!\n
[19:12] ---
What's with this brat?!\n
[19:13] ---
He's crazy fast!\n
[19:14] ---
Okay... now!\n
[19:16] ---
Got it!\n
[19:20] ---
Stun guns?\n
[19:21] ---
I bought 'em to see how electricity\nworked on that octopus...\n
[19:24] ---
Never thought I'd be usin' 'em like this!\n
[19:28] ---
You bought those? But weren't they expensive?
[19:31] ---
Huh? Uh, well...\n
[19:33] ---
I came into a little money lately, so...\n
[19:37] ---
These two... they look...\n
[19:41] ---
Nice weapon, Terasaka.\nBut check their chests.\n
[19:46] ---
Huh?\n
[19:47] ---
Judging from the bulges there,\n
[19:49] ---
you ought to be able to find\nsomething even better.\n
[19:52] ---
R-Real guns!\n
[19:54] ---
And...\n
[19:56] ---
Chiba? Hayami?\n
[19:58] ---
Those guns are for you.\n
[20:01] ---
Mr. Karasuma hasn't recovered\nenough to fire with any accuracy.\n
[20:06] ---
Right now you two are\nthe best gun-users we have.\n
[20:10] ---
--B-But this is all so sudden--\n--However!\n
[20:13] ---
"No Killing"\n
[20:14] ---
"No Killing"\nI will not permit you to kill anyone.\n
[20:16] ---
With your skill, you should have\nplenty of ways to use those\n
[20:20] ---
to defeat someone without a scratch.\n
[20:23] ---
Giving us real guns?\n
[20:26] ---
When we only just blew it with air guns?\n
[20:30] ---
Let's be on our way, then.\n
[20:32] ---
From the looks of things at this hotel,\n
[20:34] ---
there's no sign the enemy has\nset up camp in any great numbers.\n
[20:38] ---
They're even down to one\nor two hired killers--at most.\n
[20:41] ---
Yeah! So let's go murdalize the rest!\n
[20:45] ---
Okay, team: we'll have to use\nthe VIP-only emergency stairs\n
[20:49] ---
to reach the next floor up.\n
[20:51] ---
And to do that, we'll have to\ngo through the concert hall\n
[20:53] ---
on the 8th floor.\n
[20:56] ---
This is starting to leave\na bad taste in my mouth.\n
[21:00] ---
I was charged with killing\nsome super-creature--\n
[21:04] ---
how'd I get stuck going\nto meet a bunch of kids?\n
[21:08] ---
Revolting. Sure enough,\nthe only thing tasty around here\n
[21:13] ---
is my gun.\n
[21:42] ---
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:50] ---
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:56] ---
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
*She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
*Shine again *
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[00:10] ---
I can only see a few of\nthe students from this angle.\n
[00:16] ---
Gotta love the face of a\njunior-high student in pain...\n
[00:21] ---
Once I get that ten billion yen,\n
[00:25] ---
I might just buy a bunch of 'em and\nforce-feed 'em that virus every day.\n
[00:49] ---
Fourteen--no, fifteen of them.\n
[00:54] ---
Judging by their breathing,\nthey're young, most in their mid-teens.\n
[00:57] ---
Who'da thunk it?\n
[00:59] ---
Everyone who could still\nmove actually made it here.\n
[01:04] ---
Just so you know,\n
[01:06] ---
this hall is completely soundproof.\n
[01:08] ---
I'll have shot you all dead\nbefore anyone comes to save you.\n
[01:12] ---
You know you're not prepared to kill anyone!\n
[01:15] ---
Now come on out like good little children\n
[01:17] ---
and bow before the boss--\n
[01:19] ---
Missed! And I was aiming for the gun!\n
[01:22] ---
Live ammo? And from the sounds of it...\n
[01:25] ---
Did they take our goons' Model 60s?!\n
[01:29] ---
Junior-high kids trained for assassination...\n
[01:32] ---
Excellent.\n
[01:38] ---
Finally, a job I can sink my teeth into!\n
[01:43] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[01:45] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[01:51] ---
*Sensei! Target on *
[01:54] ---
*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
[01:59] ---
*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
[02:04] ---
*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
[02:12] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[02:14] ---
*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[02:20] ---
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[02:28] ---
*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
[02:30] ---
*Will we, still incomplete *
[02:33] ---
*Be able to shoot through *
[02:36] ---
*The invincible target that's you? *
[02:39] ---
*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[02:44] ---
*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[02:46] ---
*Lost in so many ways *
[02:49] ---
*For you more than anyone else *
[02:52] ---
*Studying like a house on fire *
[02:54] ---
*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
[02:59] ---
*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
[03:02] ---
*Revolution *
[03:05] ---
*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
[03:12] ---
"Episode 21: XX Time"\n
[03:18] ---
So bright!\n
[03:20] ---
Can't see the stage with that backlight!\n
[03:22] ---
Feelin' fine again today,\nwith my tasty, tasty gun!\n
[03:26] ---
H-He fired through that tiny gap?\n
[03:29] ---
I never forget the position of\nan enemy once they've fired.\n
[03:32] ---
Used to be an army man.\n
[03:34] ---
All that experience taught me\nhow to pinpoint my enemy's location\n
[03:38] ---
and the sensation of\nchecking my guns by taste.\n
[03:42] ---
Now, then... there should be\none more stolen gun out there.\n
[03:48] ---
Hayami! Remain standing by!\n
[03:51] ---
You were wise not to fire just now, Chiba!\n
[03:54] ---
The enemy still doesn't know where you are!\n
[03:56] ---
I'll keep an eye on him and tell you when,\n
[03:58] ---
so hang tight until it's go time!\n
[04:02] ---
Where's that coming from?\n
[04:05] ---
Hey! Quit starin' at me from the front row!\n
[04:11] ---
An expert gunman versus\njunior-high students?\n
[04:14] ---
This much of a sight advantage\nshould be all right.\n
[04:17] ---
Okay, Kimura, run five seats left!\n
[04:20] ---
Terasaka and Yoshida,\nmove three seats to either side!\n
[04:23] ---
We've made a blind spot!\n
[04:24] ---
Kayano, move two rows forward into this gap!\n
[04:26] ---
Karma and Fuwa, move eight seats right!\n
[04:29] ---
Isogai! Five seats left!\n
[04:30] ---
He's shuffling them around?\nBastard's making it complicated!\n
[04:34] ---
And yet,\n
[04:35] ---
he's telling me their names and\npositions with every command.\n
[04:39] ---
I'll have 'em memorized in no time.\n
[04:42] ---
Student number 12!\n
[04:44] ---
Move right and continue preparations!\n
[04:45] ---
Numbers 4 and 5, film the target\nfrom between the seats!\n
[04:48] ---
Use Ritsu to tell Chiba\nwhat's going on onstage!\n
[04:52] ---
Ponytail, move to the front-left!\n
[04:54] ---
Motorcycle Fan, you too--\ntwo seats to the front-left.\n
[04:57] ---
The person who out of curiosity\nwent to Takebayashi's top maid café\n
[04:59] ---
and was alarmed to find he liked it,\n
[05:01] ---
make a big racket to confuse the enemy!\n
[05:03] ---
Shaddup! How the hell did you know I went?!\n
[05:07] ---
Now I have no idea where anyone is!\n
[05:09] ---
Okay, Chiba, it's time.\n
[05:13] ---
After I give this next command, fire at will.\n
[05:16] ---
Argh! Where are you, dammit?!\n
[05:18] ---
Hayami, you're on follow-up\nas the situation requires.\n
[05:21] ---
You're looking to block off\nthe enemy's movements.\n
[05:23] ---
But before that, a word of advice for the two\n
[05:27] ---
who don't let their feelings show:\n
[05:31] ---
When you failed at shooting me earlier today,\n
[05:35] ---
you began to doubt your own skill.\n
[05:38] ---
You don't whine or make excuses,\n
[05:41] ---
and your classmates forced\ntheir confidence onto you,\n
[05:43] ---
thinking, "Surely they can handle it."
[05:46] ---
No one would notice your anguish.\n
[05:49] ---
For someone with these grades,\nyou're pretty nonchalant!\n
[05:52] ---
I was a fool to believe in you!\n
[05:56] ---
He won't even make any excuses.\nI have no idea what he's thinking!\n
[06:02] ---
But it's all right.\n
[06:04] ---
You don't have to bear all that pressure alone.\n
[06:08] ---
If you two miss, we'll switch over to a strategy\n
[06:10] ---
of shuffling people and guns around\n
[06:12] ---
so no one can tell who's pulling the trigger.\n
[06:16] ---
We can use that strategy\nbecause everyone here\n
[06:19] ---
has gone through training and tasted failure.\n
[06:21] ---
You have allies at your side\nwho share your experience.\n
[06:26] ---
So with that peace of mind, go ahead and fire.\n
[06:31] ---
Heh. Thanks for that.\n
[06:34] ---
That little speech gave me\nenough time to figure this out.\n
[06:38] ---
Student number 12 is the\nonly one who hasn't moved.\n
[06:43] ---
And yet they're breathing heavily,\nlike they're planning something.\n
[06:47] ---
The second someone pops up\nin that area, I'll shoot to kill.\n
[06:52] ---
All right: here we go!\n
[06:55] ---
It tastes divine!\n
[06:56] ---
Right now I'm one with my gun...\nand I don't plan on missing!\n
[07:00] ---
Student number 12! Stand and fire!\n
[07:03] ---
Bingo!\n
[07:08] ---
A dummy?!\n
[07:09] ---
That's where you'll want to aim!\n
[07:11] ---
Okay.\n
[07:22] ---
You missed. Now I know\nwhere the second one--\n
[07:28] ---
Th-They aimed for the brackets...\n
[07:30] ---
on the stage lights...?\n
[07:34] ---
Damn it all!\n
[07:41] ---
Phew. Finally hit the mark.\n
[07:46] ---
All right, tape 'im up!\n
[07:48] ---
Making this in complete silence\ntakes a lot out of you!\n
[07:51] ---
That was a real white-knuckle moment.\n
[07:53] ---
Great job handling that dangerous fight.\n
[07:56] ---
Every human being has\na number of opportunities\n
[07:58] ---
to break out of their shell and grow.\n
[08:02] ---
But they can't make the most of\nthose opportunities on their own.\n
[08:06] ---
They need tough foes who call on\ntheir powers of concentration\n
[08:08] ---
and allies with whom to\nshare their experiences.\n
[08:12] ---
And so, I want to be a teacher\nwho can provide these things.\n
[08:15] ---
To give my students\nhigh walls and good friends\n
[08:18] ---
without losing sight of\ntheir moments of growth.\n
[08:22] ---
What an education.\n
[08:24] ---
They've just had a shoot-out\nwith their lives on the line...\n
[08:29] ---
...yet their expressions look more\nlike junior-high students' now.\n
[08:43] ---
I seem to be mostly moving again.\n
[08:46] ---
Figure I'm at about half strength.\n
[08:49] ---
That's still twice as strong as us.\n
[08:52] ---
He should have just gone in alone.\n
[08:57] ---
So that leads to the top floor.\n
[09:00] ---
Yeah...\n
[09:01] ---
We're out of time.\n
[09:02] ---
Students!\n
[09:04] ---
I've come to realize something\nabout our mastermind waiting above:\n
[09:09] ---
He's using assassins all wrong.\n
[09:12] ---
What?\n
[09:13] ---
Lookouts and guards--\nthose aren't jobs for assassins.\n
[09:17] ---
If their potential had been used to the fullest,\n
[09:20] ---
they'd have been fearsome indeed.\n
[09:21] ---
It's true he wasn't even a single\ncentimeter off the mark...\n
[09:26] ---
And Karma--if that fellow had\nsneaked up on you from behind\n
[09:28] ---
on any other day,\n
[09:30] ---
his grip strength would\nhave killed you instantly.\n
[09:33] ---
I suppose so.\n
[09:34] ---
So it's true...\n
[09:35] ---
Our mastermind isn't an assassin after all.\n
[09:39] ---
Time to assign roles to each of you.\n
[09:41] ---
First off...\n
[09:42] ---
--Isogai, Terasaka, Yoshida:\n--Nagisa?\n
[09:45] ---
--I'd like you three to...\n--You're burning up, Terasaka. Are you...\n
[09:48] ---
infec--\n
[09:49] ---
Keep it down! I got stamina to spare here--\n
[09:53] ---
this'll go away by itself in no time!\n
[09:56] ---
That's crazy talk!\n
[09:57] ---
That damn Karasuma only got gassed\n
[10:00] ---
'cause I had to go and run ahead when I did.\n
[10:03] ---
And that's not the first time my actions\nalmost got everyone killed.\n
[10:09] ---
I ain't about to drop out now and\ndrag everyone down even more!\n
[10:14] ---
--Terasaka...\n--Commence operation!\n
[10:15] ---
C'mon!\n
[10:33] ---
Ooh, Namba!
[10:35] ---
Supposedly ninjas used this walking style.\n
[10:38] ---
No wonder there've been so\nmany more silent assassinations\n
[10:41] ---
in our classroom lately!\n
[10:43] ---
Despite the time crunch,\nthey refuse to panic or get pessimistic.\n
[10:48] ---
I'm so proud of these students of mine.\n
[10:51] ---
All the more reason we must not\ngive in to the enemy before us.\n
[10:56] ---
I'm betting that's the virus remedy.\nAnd those wires...\n
[11:01] ---
They lead to a plastic explosive.\n
[11:04] ---
We're right on time.\n
[11:06] ---
Ideally we'll be able to subdue him.\n
[11:09] ---
If he sees us, I'll take\nresponsibility and shoot his arm.\n
[11:13] ---
He won't be able to push that detonator...\n
[11:15] ---
and that's when we all rush in and grab him!\n
[11:25] ---
--Now!\n--Itchy.\n
[11:29] ---
The very memory makes me itch.\n
[11:32] ---
But maybe that's why my senses\nhave grown so much keener:\n
[11:36] ---
because my wounds are\nalways exposed to the air.\n
[11:42] ---
I told you--I'd come prepared\nto kill a Mach-20 monster.\n
[11:48] ---
I have spare detonator remotes\nin case one is snatched away\n
[11:51] ---
at high speed.\n
[11:53] ---
Enough to press any one of them\nif I happen to collapse.\n
[11:57] ---
We'd heard that voice before...\nbut this time, it was far more sinister.\n
[12:03] ---
Of the people I couldn't reach,\nthere were three assassins\n
[12:07] ---
and one other.\n
[12:08] ---
An insider who vanished with\nMinistry of Defense secret-service funds\n
[12:12] ---
and the assassination budget.\n
[12:15] ---
What do you think you're doing,\n
[12:17] ---
Takaoka?\n
[12:20] ---
"Episode 21: Takaoka Time"\n
[12:26] ---
What naughty children.\n
[12:28] ---
Coming in the back door\nto see your dear teacher?\n
[12:31] ---
That's not how your good old dad raised you.\n
[12:35] ---
Ah, well. I'll have to give you\nsome summertime tutoring.\n
[12:41] ---
Mr. Taka... oka...\n
[12:45] ---
Shall we go to the roof?\n
[12:47] ---
I've got everything ready to\nwelcome my beloved students.\n
[12:52] ---
You'll follow me up there, right?\n
[12:54] ---
After all, your class is only alive\nthanks to my benevolence.\n
[13:06] ---
Hiring assassins, threatening students\nwith a virus--such atrocities...\n
[13:11] ---
Have you gone mad?\n
[13:12] ---
Now, now--I am exceedingly sane!\nThis plan will save the world!\n
[13:20] ---
If only you'd sent those two littl'uns along\n
[13:22] ---
to bring me the one with the bounty,\n
[13:24] ---
my assassination plan would've\ngone off without a hitch.\n
[13:29] ---
See, my plan would've used\nWhatsername, Kayano? The girl.\n
[13:36] ---
The bathtub in my room here\nis filled with anti-Sensei BB's.\n
[13:41] ---
I'd have her go in there holding the target.\n
[13:45] ---
Then I'd bury them alive in cement.\n
[13:48] ---
For him to return to his usual form\nwithout touching those BB's,\n
[13:52] ---
he would have to blow everything up--\nincluding his student.\n
[13:57] ---
But he cares too much for his students\nto do anything so heartless!\n
[14:01] ---
So I figure he'd just do\nme a favor and melt away.\n
[14:07] ---
He's...\n
[14:08] ---
He's a demon!\n
[14:11] ---
It gave me a fright when I learned\nyou all came here together,\n
[14:15] ---
but it doesn't much change what I have to do.\n
[14:18] ---
My mood will determine how\nmany of you leave here alive.\n
[14:24] ---
Do you think you can get away with this?\n
[14:28] ---
It's the more humane route...\n
[14:31] ---
compared to the inhumane\nway you've treated me!\n
[14:37] ---
Takaoka lost to a bunch of junior-high kids\n
[14:40] ---
and totally blew his mission!\n
[14:42] ---
Whoa! And after he was bragging\nabout his teaching chops?\n
[14:48] ---
His bosses won't think much of him now!\n
[14:51] ---
Their humiliating glances and\nthe knife you tricked me with...\n
[14:56] ---
Whenever they cross my mind,\nmy face gets so itchy\n
[15:00] ---
I can't even sleep at night!\n
[15:03] ---
I'll pay back my bad evaluations with results.\n
[15:05] ---
I'll take the humiliation I suffered\nand give it back in spades!\n
[15:08] ---
You in particular, Nagisa Shiota.\n
[15:11] ---
I will never forgive you for spoiling my future!
[15:15] ---
So in asking for the shortest students,\nhe was going after Nagisa.\n
[15:19] ---
A completely unjustified grudge!\n
[15:21] ---
Huh! You wanted Nagisa here\nso you could settle the score?\n
[15:26] ---
Would that make you happy, beating him?\nGiven the size difference?\n
[15:30] ---
I could show you a much better time.\n
[15:33] ---
You're nuts. You only lost to\nNagisa by your own damn rules!\n
[15:39] ---
Listen, whether you'd won or lost back then,\n
[15:43] ---
we'd still hate your guts!\n
[15:46] ---
I don't remember asking for\nyou blockheads' opinions!\n
[15:49] ---
Don't forget that I can get rid of\nhalf of you with just one finger!\n
[15:56] ---
You. Shrimp.\n
[15:58] ---
Come upstairs alone. To the heliport.\n
[16:02] ---
Nagisa, you can't!\n
[16:07] ---
I don't want to... but I will.\n
[16:10] ---
Get a move on! Now!\n
[16:11] ---
He's so agitated, who knows what he'll do.\n
[16:14] ---
I'll hear him out, talk him down,\n
[16:17] ---
and get him to hand over\nthe remedy in one piece.\n
[16:21] ---
Nagisa...\n
[16:23] ---
Nagisa...\n
[16:55] ---
Takaoka!\n
[16:55] ---
Oh--don't take this the wrong way.\n
[16:58] ---
I don't want you interrupting my\nprecious time with Nagisa Shiota.\n
[17:20] ---
Now no one else can come up here.\n
[17:23] ---
Do you understand what I'm trying to do?\n
[17:26] ---
This is revenge for our earlier fight.\n
[17:30] ---
Wait, Mr. Takaoka.\nI didn't come here to fight.\n
[17:33] ---
I'm sure.\n
[17:35] ---
Those dirty tricks won't work anymore.\n
[17:38] ---
I can see myself doing you in, just like that.\n
[17:43] ---
But it'll be over too quickly\nto make me feel better.\n
[17:48] ---
So before we fight, there's\nsomething I need you to do.\n
[17:55] ---
Apologize. On your hands and knees.\n
[17:59] ---
Atone wholeheartedly for having\npulled a dirty sneak attack\n
[18:02] ---
because you lack any real skill.\n
[18:13] ---
I--\n
[18:14] ---
You call that on your hands\nand knees, you rotten brat?!\n
[18:18] ---
Head on the ground, boy!\n
[18:31] ---
I have no real skill, so I pulled\na dirty sneak attack. I'm sorry.\n
[18:40] ---
Oh, and after that you talked\nback to me, told me to get out.\n
[18:47] ---
Is that any way for a brat\nlike you to talk to an adult?\n
[18:50] ---
Is that any way for a student\nto talk to his teacher?!\n
[18:54] ---
I'm just a brat and a student,\n
[18:56] ---
and it was wrong for me to\ntalk back to an adult, a teacher.\n
[19:02] ---
I'm very sorry.\n
[19:07] ---
Now you're speaking from the heart. Your dear old dad is so pleased!
[19:12] ---
As a reward, I'll let you\nin on a little something.\n
[19:16] ---
I asked Smog what happens to\nthe people who die from that virus.\n
[19:19] ---
He showed me some pictures. What a laugh!\n
[19:22] ---
Their bodies, covered in boils!\nFaces like bunches of grapes!\n
[19:28] ---
Wouldn't you like to see that, Nagisa?\n
[19:32] ---
No!\n
[20:07] ---
Yes!\n
[20:08] ---
That's the face I wanted to see!
[20:11] ---
You ought to put it in your summer diary--\n
[20:13] ---
your friends' faces,\nbubbling up like so many grapes!\n
[21:06] ---
I'll... kill you...\n
[21:14] ---
That's right... that's the way...\n
[21:19] ---
Oh, dear...\n
[21:21] ---
I--I'll kill you!\n
[21:42] ---
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:49] ---
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:55] ---
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
*She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
*Shine again *
22 - Nagisa Time
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[00:22] ---
I'll kill you...\n
[00:24] ---
...for what you did to them!\n
[00:28] ---
That's the spirit! Come and kill me,\n
[00:31] ---
Nagisa!\n
[00:35] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[00:37] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[00:43] ---
*Sensei! Target on *
[00:46] ---
*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
[00:51] ---
*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
[00:56] ---
*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
[01:04] ---
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[01:06] ---
*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[01:12] ---
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[01:20] ---
*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
[01:22] ---
*Will we, still incomplete *
[01:25] ---
*Be able to shoot through *
[01:28] ---
*The invincible target that's you? *
[01:31] ---
*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[01:36] ---
*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[01:38] ---
*Lost in so many ways *
[01:41] ---
*For you more than anyone else *
[01:44] ---
*Studying like a house on fire *
[01:46] ---
*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
[01:51] ---
*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
[01:54] ---
*Revolution *
[01:57] ---
*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
[02:04] ---
"Episode 22: Nagisa Time"\n
[02:11] ---
Nagisa--\n
[02:13] ---
he's snapped!\n
[02:14] ---
Sure, we'd all like to kill\nthat rotten son of a bitch,\n
[02:18] ---
but Nagisa might just go through with it!\n
[02:22] ---
No! You have to stop--\n
[02:32] ---
Don't be gettin' cocky, Nagisa!\n
[02:36] ---
I saw the pitiful way you looked at me\nwhen that medicine got blown up!\n
[02:43] ---
Quit worryin' about other people, ya damn wimp!\n
[02:48] ---
This virus'll go away by itself\nwith a good night's sleep!\n
[02:52] ---
Terasaka... you mean--\n
[02:54] ---
Murder is murder, even with\na piece of trash like that.\n
[02:59] ---
You gonna give in to the crazy\n
[03:01] ---
and throw your chance at\nten billion out the window?\n
[03:04] ---
Terasaka's right, Nagisa.\n
[03:06] ---
Killing him isn't worth it,\n
[03:09] ---
and being in a blind rage\nwill only work against you.\n
[03:12] ---
Besides, he doesn't know\nanything about the remedy.\n
[03:15] ---
We'll ask the poisoner downstairs.\n
[03:18] ---
Just knock this one out; that's enough.\n
[03:22] ---
Hey, now, quit being a wet blanket!\n
[03:25] ---
Unless he comes at me with a real\nintent to kill, what's the point?\n
[03:29] ---
I'll use this squirt's\nbloodlust for revenge\n
[03:32] ---
in a most humiliating way,\n
[03:34] ---
and finally my own shame will disappear!\n
[03:36] ---
Nagisa, take Terasaka's stun gun.\n
[03:43] ---
His life and my life.\nHis words and Terasaka's words.\n
[03:49] ---
Think carefully, now: Which are worthy?\n
[03:53] ---
Terasaka!\n
[03:55] ---
You... you've got one hell of a fever!\n
[03:57] ---
How'd you even make it here like this?!\n
[04:00] ---
Shaddup. You wanna look\nat somethin', look there.\n
[04:05] ---
Do it, Nagisa. Kill 'im to\nwithin an inch of his life.\n
[04:26] ---
Ooh, don't you look cool!
[04:30] ---
Koro Sensei, Nagisa's put the stun gun away!\n
[04:35] ---
I see you're determined to\nuse the knife. That's a relief.\n
[04:39] ---
Oh, and just so you know,\n
[04:41] ---
I do have some spare vials of that remedy.\n
[04:44] ---
If you don't come at me like you mean it,\n
[04:47] ---
or if your pals get in our way,\n
[04:50] ---
you can kiss these babies goodbye.\n
[04:53] ---
Hear that, Karasuma? Stay out of this!\n
[04:58] ---
This stuff takes a good month to make.\n
[05:01] ---
There's not enough for everyone, but it is your last hope.
[05:07] ---
Mr. Karasuma.\n
[05:09] ---
If you determine that\nNagisa's life is in danger,\n
[05:13] ---
please don't hesitate to shoot Mr. Takaoka.\n
[05:17] ---
For him to say that when he can\nusually see what's coming...\n
[05:22] ---
This must be our most\ndangerous situation yet.\n
[05:25] ---
Even I can tell that much.\n
[05:29] ---
We may have managed to defeat those\nthree assassins on our own terms...\n
[05:35] ---
but now the tables are completely turned!\n
[05:39] ---
Even if Nagisa Shiota did try to\nturn this into an assassination...\n
[05:49] ---
What's wrong? Aren't you going to kill me?\n
[05:55] ---
Takaoka's a whole different man:\nhe's in battle mode!\n
[06:00] ---
Even with a mind gone mad,\nhe's still an elite military man.\n
[06:04] ---
His impregnable defense will\nshut down any surprise attack!\n
[06:11] ---
The build!\n
[06:12] ---
The skills!\n
[06:13] ---
The experience!\n
[06:20] ---
Defeating him is far harder\nthan scoring first place\n
[06:23] ---
in the national mock exams.\n
[06:25] ---
It's no contest...\n
[06:27] ---
There's no way he can beat that monster!\n
[06:30] ---
Hey, don't be tiring out on me.\n
[06:32] ---
We're just getting started!\n
[06:36] ---
Looks like it's time for me to use this, too.\n
[06:43] ---
A traumatic image accompanies\nhis knife in my dreams.\n
[06:47] ---
When he caught me off guard\nwith that smile of his--\n
[06:50] ---
that's when everything went off the rails.\n
[06:54] ---
I will not make the same mistake again.
[06:59] ---
I'll cut off your hands and feet,\nhave them stuffed and mounted.\n
[07:02] ---
I'll keep them with me\nand cherish them forever.\n
[07:06] ---
Mr. Karasuma! You've got\nto shoot him! Nagisa'll die!\n
[07:11] ---
Wait...\n
[07:12] ---
Stay out of it!\n
[07:14] ---
Are we still leaving them to it, Terasaka?\n
[07:17] ---
I'm just about ready to join the fray, myself.\n
[07:20] ---
You been skippin' practice, Karma,\nso you don't know, but Nagisa...\n
[07:28] ---
He's still got somethin' up his sleeve.\n
[07:32] ---
Was that the surefire technique?\n
[07:35] ---
Yes. But then again,\n
[07:38] ---
it didn't look like one, did it?\n
[07:40] ---
When I was in a tight spot as an assassin,\n
[07:42] ---
I used this to squeeze my way out.\n
[07:46] ---
But it has conditions that\nmust be met--three of them.\n
[07:53] ---
First:\n
[07:54] ---
you must have two weapons.\n
[07:57] ---
Second: you must be up against an expert.\n
[08:01] ---
And third: your foe must know\nthe terror of being killed.\n
[08:07] ---
Good--\n
[08:10] ---
that's all of them.\n
[08:12] ---
What...\n
[08:14] ---
Mr. Takaoka...\n
[08:18] ---
will you be my guinea pig?\n
[08:22] ---
Wh-What are you doing?!\n
[08:24] ---
A surefire, instakill move\n
[08:27] ---
doesn't necessarily kill instantly.\n
[08:30] ---
Given the ideal conditions, of course,\nany assassin can do the deed.\n
[08:36] ---
But reality is rarely that agreeable,\n
[08:39] ---
especially when your target is\na pro with an airtight defense.\n
[08:42] ---
But this technique can create\nan ideal killing situation\n
[08:46] ---
in just such a pinch.\n
[08:48] ---
It sets the stage for an instant kill.\n
[08:52] ---
Sets the stage, huh?\n
[08:55] ---
Move from a standstill, as fast as you can,\n
[08:58] ---
as far as you can,\nand make it as loud as possible.\n
[09:02] ---
You... lousy... brat!\n
[09:06] ---
Time it just after dropping the knife.\n
[09:10] ---
The closer you get, the more\nthe target is focused on the knife.\n
[09:15] ---
Toss that focus with the knife as though\nplacing them into midair, and...\n
[09:42] ---
What... just... happ--\n
[09:46] ---
An assassin\n
[09:48] ---
will not overlook those few moments.\n
[09:50] ---
In one fluid motion,\nswiftly draw your second blade.\n
[09:57] ---
It... can't be...\n
[10:02] ---
This brat... got me... again?!\n
[10:21] ---
Finish 'im off, Nagisa. A good jolt\nto the neck'll put 'im out cold.\n
[10:38] ---
He taught me bloodlust.\n
[10:41] ---
That some kinds of bloodlust\nare wrong to hold on to,\n
[10:45] ---
and how important it is to have\nfriends to pull you away from it.\n
[10:50] ---
The pain of being hit,\nthe fear of a real fight:\n
[10:54] ---
I've learned so much from this man.\n
[10:57] ---
He'd done terrible things,\nbut setting that aside,\n
[11:01] ---
I thought I ought to thank him for his lessons.\n
[11:07] ---
And, I figured...\n
[11:09] ---
No.\n
[11:11] ---
...thanking him required a certain face.\n
[11:14] ---
Just, please--don't end this with that face!
[11:19] ---
That face will haunt my\nnightmares until my dying day!\n
[11:26] ---
Mr. Takaoka,\n
[11:29] ---
thank you.\n
[11:49] ---
Yesss!\n
[11:51] ---
We beat the boss!\n
[11:52] ---
Hooray!\n
[12:15] ---
Nice!\n
[12:17] ---
You okay, Nagisa?\n
[12:18] ---
Yeah...\n
[12:19] ---
Well done, Nagisa.\n
[12:22] ---
For the first time, I wasn't sure how\nthings would turn out. I'm relieved.\n
[12:26] ---
Yeah, and I'm fine... but now what?\n
[12:32] ---
The remedy we took off\nMr. Takaoka won't be enough.\n
[12:37] ---
Let's get out of here, at least.\n
[12:39] ---
I've called a chopper; you wait here.\n
[12:42] ---
I'll bring up the poisoner.\n
[12:44] ---
Ha. You don't need no stinkin' remedy.\n
[12:49] ---
You brats thought you could\nget out of here alive, eh?\n
[12:53] ---
We've defeated the man who hired you--\n
[12:56] ---
you're out of reasons to fight.\n
[12:59] ---
I've mostly recovered, and\nthese students are plenty strong.\n
[13:04] ---
How about we stop now\nbefore anyone else gets hurt?\n
[13:08] ---
Yeah, okay.\n
[13:09] ---
You just don't know when to give up!\n
[13:11] ---
Huh? "Okay"?\n
[13:13] ---
Our contracts don't cover avenging the boss.\n
[13:17] ---
Besides, it's like I said:\nyou don't need any remedy.\n
[13:23] ---
This here is what I gave you.\n
[13:26] ---
An improvement on the food-poisoning bug.\n
[13:29] ---
It'll keep going strong for\nanother thirty hours or so,\n
[13:31] ---
but then it'll lose its oomph--\nand with it, its poison.\n
[13:35] ---
Now, this is what our boss told us to use.
[13:39] ---
If we'd used this,\nyou'd really be in dire straits.\n
[13:43] ---
Right before using that virus,\nwe three talked it over, hm.\n
[13:47] ---
Our boss only gave you one hour, hm.\n
[13:49] ---
We figured we could do the handover\n
[13:52] ---
without resorting to a deadly virus, hm.\n
[13:54] ---
It was enough to make you feel like your lives were in danger, anyway.
[13:58] ---
So you went against orders?\nCan you do that when he's paying you?\n
[14:04] ---
What are you, stupid?\n
[14:05] ---
If you think pros'll do anything for money,\nyou got another think comin'.\n
[14:09] ---
Of course, we'll do our best to\nabide by our client's wishes...\n
[14:13] ---
I'll blow this remedy up\nright before their eyes.\n
[14:18] ---
Oh, to see their looks of despair!\n
[14:22] ---
But he never had any intention\nof giving you the remedy.\n
[14:26] ---
Either we become killers of a bunch\nof respectable junior-high kids\n
[14:31] ---
or we take a hit to our professional standing.\n
[14:33] ---
We just calmly weighed which option\ncarried more risk from here on out.\n
[14:40] ---
And that's why, sorry to say,\nnone of you will be dying.\n
[14:46] ---
Give the patients that\nsupplement and put 'em to bed.\n
[14:49] ---
Per the testimonials, they'll feel even\nbetter than before they were sick.\n
[14:54] ---
I'll believe it once I see\nthose students recovered.\n
[14:59] ---
I'll have to detain you for\na while for questioning.\n
[15:02] ---
Ah, well. You've got a week to wind it up\n
[15:07] ---
before the next job starts.\n
[15:09] ---
What's this?\n
[15:11] ---
Not going for a revenge match, buddy, hm?\n
[15:13] ---
Isn't your grudge strong\nenough to want me dead?\n
[15:17] ---
I don't kill people out of spite, hm.\n
[15:22] ---
I'll wait for the day someone\nputs a hit out on you, hm.\n
[15:26] ---
You need to become\nsomeone worth targeting, hm.\n
[15:29] ---
And there you have it, kids!\n
[15:32] ---
If you really want us to come kill you,\nyou've gotta make it big!\n
[15:36] ---
Then we'll give you the\npro assassin's grand tour!\n
[15:48] ---
The assassins were gone,\n
[15:51] ---
having left us with their own\nassassination warning, of sorts.\n
[15:58] ---
One buzz from Karasuma.\nThat's the signal that they've escaped.\n
[16:02] ---
Hey, I want to go down the\nmountain and see the ocean.\n
[16:06] ---
Won't someone drive me down there?\n
[16:08] ---
Me! Me me me! Pick me!
[16:10] ---
And so our big infiltration\nmission was completed\n
[16:14] ---
with no one at the hotel the wiser.\n
[16:19] ---
Terasaka?\n
[16:21] ---
Thanks for calling out to me back then.\n
[16:24] ---
I was about to make the wrong move.\n
[16:26] ---
Pfft.\n
[16:27] ---
One less student'd make it that\nmuch harder to kill that octopus.\n
[16:34] ---
Yeah. Sorry.\n
[16:38] ---
We went back to our hotel,\nwhere everyone was waiting\n
[16:41] ---
and told them it was going to be okay.\n
[16:44] ---
We slept like logs,\neach with our own exhaustion,\n
[16:48] ---
and when we awoke, it was\nevening on the next day.\n
[16:59] ---
That was one crazy day.\n
[17:02] ---
I'm just glad we got through it in one piece.\n
[17:04] ---
You were the one in the most danger, Nagisa.\n
[17:08] ---
Sorry.\n
[17:09] ---
You do get into sticky spots now\nand then. We worry, you know!\n
[17:15] ---
Good morning! Or should I say "evening"?\n
[17:18] ---
Feeling better?\n
[17:19] ---
Yes, thanks to everyone!\n
[17:20] ---
I see everyone's in their school jerseys.\n
[17:22] ---
We're the only guests,\nand these are nice and comfy.\n
[17:25] ---
And it'd be cruel to have to think up\na whole new day's worth of outfits.\n
[17:29] ---
Say what?\n
[17:31] ---
So Koro Sensei's in there?\n
[17:33] ---
Yeah. It's not like it's going to work,\n
[17:35] ---
but he's in there nice and tight\nso we can kill him when he reverts.\n
[17:38] ---
Mr. Karasuma has been leading\nthe charge, without a rest.\n
[17:41] ---
He shows no signs of fatigue. Amazing!\n
[17:44] ---
He really is. Wonder if we'll be\nas awesome as him in ten years.\n
[17:49] ---
Who knows?\n
[17:50] ---
Professor Bitch may not look\nlike it, but she's great, too.\n
[17:54] ---
So were the assassins we met at the hotel.\n
[17:56] ---
Those moves mastered through\nlong years of experience,\n
[17:59] ---
--Go, me.\n--their sound ideas about their work...\n
[18:01] ---
--Gimme a max potion.\n--their sound ideas about their work...\n
[18:02] ---
--No, hm.\n--their sound ideas about their work...\n
[18:03] ---
Then there are people like Takaoka who I don't want to turn into.
[18:08] ---
We follow people we admire and\nleave behind the ones we reject.\n
[18:13] ---
Growing up is probably just\ndoing that over and over again.\n
[18:21] ---
He exploded!\n
[18:23] ---
Did we get him?!\n
[18:25] ---
But...\n
[18:27] ---
we already more or less knew the answer.\n
[18:32] ---
You suffered so much\non account of my cowardice.\n
[18:35] ---
But you battled enemies and\na virus--and did a fine job, too.\n
[18:42] ---
Good morning, Koro Sensei.\n
[18:44] ---
--You're just not the same without your tentacles.\n--'Morning!\n
[18:47] ---
Yes, good morning. Now let's enjoy\nthe rest of our trip, shall we?\n
[18:52] ---
You bet!\n
[18:53] ---
But we're going back tomorrow morning.\n
[18:56] ---
What's that?! I haven't\nenjoyed myself nearly enough,\n
[18:59] ---
having spent so much of the trip\nin my Absolute Defense Form!\n
[19:02] ---
Aren't you chipper.
[19:03] ---
This is a one-time thing:\n
[19:05] ---
"We Love Summer!"\nsummer camp with my students!\n
[19:08] ---
We can't waste a single second!\n
[19:11] ---
What are you doing?!\n
[19:12] ---
You just said not to waste a single second.\n
[19:17] ---
Ah, yes, Karma. Wait until\nyour target lets down his--\n
[19:20] ---
Hey hey hey!\n
[19:22] ---
I thought this might be\nour chance to do him in.\n
[19:24] ---
Want to take a shot, Nagisa?\n
[19:27] ---
We've got to make the\nmost of the time we have!\n
[19:30] ---
I'm all for that!\n
[19:31] ---
Here goes!\n
[19:33] ---
--Over here!\n--Wait up!\n
[19:35] ---
Since I'm feeling better and all...\n
[19:37] ---
You had that on underneath?\n
[19:39] ---
I don't!\n
[19:40] ---
Ha!\n
[19:41] ---
Eek! Now you've done it!\n
[19:43] ---
Lemme at 'em!\n
[19:46] ---
Hooray! Me too, me too!\n
[19:49] ---
Sure!\n
[19:54] ---
Wait, I'm just going to\nswell right up, aren't I?!\n
[19:56] ---
Tch!\n
[19:57] ---
He noticed.\n
[19:58] ---
That's right--this is it:\n
[20:00] ---
This is what summer is all about!
[20:03] ---
Hey, me too!\n
[20:04] ---
Let me--\n
[20:05] ---
Die!\n
[20:06] ---
So tiny!\n
[20:07] ---
Now, students, there'll be fireworks after this!\n
[20:10] ---
Don't forget to play with me, too!\n
[20:13] ---
That octopus...\n
[20:15] ---
Mr. Karasuma, should we start heading out?\n
[20:19] ---
Yes, please do.\n
[20:20] ---
Hang on!\n
[20:22] ---
You're not working on the concrete?\n
[20:25] ---
If you're heading to the beach, invite me, too!\n
[20:28] ---
What a swimsuit!\n
[20:29] ---
What desperation.\n
[20:30] ---
Shut it, you brats!\n
[20:32] ---
Hey, Karasuma, what do you say?\n
[20:35] ---
Let's leave these kids\nbehind and check out that--\n
[20:38] ---
Whatever.\n
[20:39] ---
You really are a bitch.
[20:41] ---
I beg your pardon!\n
[20:43] ---
You twerps've been getting\nawfully cheeky lately!\n
[20:46] ---
Don't you mess with me, brats!\n
[20:49] ---
You done good.\n
[21:00] ---
The E-for-End Class is\nthe assassination classroom.\n
[21:03] ---
We are killers,\n
[21:05] ---
and our target is our teacher.\n
[21:10] ---
"Roll Book"\n
[21:12] ---
Good morning, class.\n
[21:15] ---
Time for a second term full of hard work\n
[21:17] ---
in studying and assassination both!\n
[21:20] ---
It's ours and Koro Sensei's,\nthis assassination classroom.\n
[21:25] ---
Another day, another class bell rings!\n
[21:42] ---
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:50] ---
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:56] ---
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
*C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
*I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
*But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
*I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
*Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
*Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
*She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
*That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
*All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
*Shine again *
Season 2
1 - Summer Festival Time
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[00:07] ---
Koro Sensei: the super-creature
who'd destroyed the moon
[00:10] ---
"Assassination"
and announced he'd destroy the earth in March of next year.
[00:10] ---
and announced he'd destroy the earth in March of next year.
[00:12] ---
"Roll Book"
and announced he'd destroy the earth in March of next year.
[00:13] ---
and announced he'd destroy the earth in March of next year.
[00:15] ---
He had a ten billion yen bounty on his head.
[00:19] ---
We, the misfits of
Kunugigaoka Junior High School,
[00:21] ---
were tasked with assassinating him.
[00:23] ---
Class 3-E, the End class.
[00:28] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #23: Can't swim"
Even though we'd IDed some of his weak points
[00:28] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #14: Prone to dampness"
Even though we'd IDed some of his weak points
[00:30] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #4: His punches are soft"
Even though we'd IDed some of his weak points
[00:30] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #4: His punches are soft"
before summer vacation,
[00:30] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #8: Prone to motion sickness"
before summer vacation,
[00:31] ---
before summer vacation,
[00:32] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #16: Right after molting"
before summer vacation,
[00:32] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #16: Right after molting"
we still haven't landed on a definitive assassination.
[00:32] ---
we still haven't landed on a definitive assassination.
[00:33] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #17: Right after regeneration"
we still haven't landed on a definitive assassination.
[00:33] ---
we still haven't landed on a definitive assassination.
[00:35] ---
Class 3-E: the assassination classroom.
[00:38] ---
Here comes the second term...
[00:40] ---
Another day, another class bell rings.
[00:59] ---
You're all I think about
[01:02] ---
Starting not to see anything else
[01:05] ---
I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:10] ---
Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:13] ---
I've spared no effort since then
[01:15] ---
Should be over my problems by now
[01:19] ---
I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[01:23] ---
And just when I get warmed up
[01:26] ---
Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[01:31] ---
Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[01:37] ---
Thousands, tens of thousands
of times I've given form to my feelings
[01:42] ---
Driven them in,
thrown them in--but all you do is run
[01:48] ---
Question, question: what
[01:51] ---
Question, question: on earth
[01:53] ---
Question, question: did I
[01:56] ---
Ever know about you anyway?
[01:59] ---
Question, question: why
[02:01] ---
Question, question: is it
[02:04] ---
Question, question: you are
[02:07] ---
So close and yet so far away?
[02:16] ---
"First Period: Summer Festival Time"
"by Hiroto Maehara"
[02:22] ---
The last day of our special summer camp
[02:24] ---
and our assassination vacation.
[02:26] ---
We were making the most of
what was left of our time on the island.
[02:31] ---
A test of courage? Now?
[02:34] ---
Yes! What better activity
for a midsummer night?
[02:38] ---
You just want to have some fun.
[02:41] ---
Unlike some people,
[02:42] ---
I've been cooped up
in a shell this whole time!
[02:45] ---
On a tropical isle, of all places!
[02:48] ---
A test of courage? Could be fun!
[02:50] ---
Right?
[02:51] ---
But I don't like scary stuff.
[02:54] ---
No sweat!
Koro Sensei'll be playing the ghosts.
[02:57] ---
Oh, right!
[03:02] ---
We had no idea at the time
[03:04] ---
"Matchmaking!!"
We had no idea at the time
[03:05] ---
"Matchmaking!!"
that our teacher had another, baser goal in mind.
[03:09] ---
"Matchmaking!!"
[03:11] ---
We'll hold it in this ocean cavern.
[03:14] ---
Walk through to the exit in boy-girl pairs.
[03:21] ---
Do you mind this kind of thing, Nagisa?
[03:24] ---
Well, scary stuff doesn't bother me,
but I'm not much for jump scares.
[03:30] ---
Koro Sensei's so fast, we could be in trouble
[03:34] ---
if he really meant to scare us.
[03:36] ---
Is that an Okinawa shamisen?
[03:46] ---
There he is!
[03:48] ---
This is a blood-drenched cave of tragedy...
[03:53] ---
where Ryukyu royalty,
defeated in battle, met a violent end.
[04:02] ---
Is it really?
[04:04] ---
He probably just made it up
to make it feel more real.
[04:07] ---
You must stay together.
[04:10] ---
Wandering spirits will
haunt to death anyone left alone!
[04:17] ---
Th-This is sounding pretty authentic.
[04:20] ---
Let's hurry through, Nagisa.
[04:22] ---
Uh-huh.
[04:23] ---
--This is a blood-drenched cave of tragedy...
[04:26] ---
--Hearing him tell the same story to the next couple
--This is a blood-drenched cave of tragedy...
[04:27] ---
--Hearing him tell the same story to the next couple
--where Ryukyu royalty, defeated in battle...
[04:29] ---
--makes it even more real.
--where Ryukyu royalty, defeated in battle...
[04:34] ---
You've gotten so much stronger.
[04:37] ---
But you're still missing a little something.
[04:41] ---
And that is...
[04:42] ---
"Matchmaking!!"
And that is...
[04:42] ---
"Matchmaking!!"
A love scandal!
[04:44] ---
"Tentacle"
A love scandal!
[04:45] ---
"Tentacle"
A few couples may have formed by summertime,
[04:48] ---
"Tentacle"
but you're so focused on assassination
[04:50] ---
"Tentacle"
that there hasn't been a single scandalous tale!
[04:52] ---
Here's where I use fear to give you a little push together.
[04:58] ---
"Student Data"
Here's where I use fear to give you a little push together.
[04:59] ---
"Student Data"
Then I can tease you--
[05:00] ---
"Student Data"
or write a based-on-a-true-story novel!
[05:02] ---
"Student Data"
Such is your teacher's generous consideration!
[05:05] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #12: Juicy stories"
Such is your teacher's generous consideration!
[05:06] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #12: Juicy stories"
[05:08] ---
Afraid of being... unafraid?
[05:11] ---
Yep. Seeing Nagisa just then?
Honestly, I was shocked.
[05:20] ---
Not when he beat Takaoka. After that.
[05:25] ---
He wasn't the slightest bit afraid.
[05:27] ---
I mean, in a fight, I'd for sure win.
[05:30] ---
But to an assassin,
that kind of victory doesn't mean squat.
[05:35] ---
That's when I first realized
[05:37] ---
I was actually most afraid of not being afraid.
[05:42] ---
Still...
[05:44] ---
I won't lose.
[05:46] ---
I'll be the one to take that teacher's life.
[05:51] ---
Uh-huh! Can't wait to see
who ends up killing him.
[05:54] ---
Say...
[05:56] ---
"The Famous Ryukyu Twister Game"
Say...
[05:56] ---
"The Famous Ryukyu Twister Game"
This was a test of courage?
[05:58] ---
"The Famous Ryukyu Twister Game"
'Cause it looks like he's got something stupid up his sleeve.
[06:03] ---
These couples just aren't
coming together. The next one, for sure!
[06:11] ---
This is a blood-drenched
cave of tragedy... where Ryukyu--
[06:16] ---
Monster!
[06:18] ---
I've been spooking people
out at night since I was a kid.
[06:22] ---
They call me Miss Couragetester,
Japanese delegate.
[06:26] ---
Well, uh... as long as you're havin' fun.
[06:31] ---
Wh-What was that ghost I just saw?
[06:33] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #24:"
Wh-What was that ghost I just saw?
[06:34] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #24:"
Not the actual spirit of an actual Ryukyu ruler!
[06:35] ---
"As expected, spooked by the supernatural"
Not the actual spirit of an actual Ryukyu ruler!
[06:36] ---
Not the actual spirit of an actual Ryukyu ruler!
[06:38] ---
No eyes!
[06:40] ---
"His own konjac contraption"
[06:41] ---
I just felt something slithery!
[06:44] ---
A Japanese doll?!
[06:46] ---
Horror cartoonist Shigeru Mizuki!
[06:50] ---
Turns out he's enjoying the frights the most.
[06:54] ---
Let's just get out of here.
[06:59] ---
What a disgrace... what a total disgrace...
[07:03] ---
So basically you meant to
frighten us into becoming couples
[07:06] ---
thanks to the suspension-bridge effect?
[07:09] ---
We saw right through you
before you even scared us!
[07:11] ---
B-But I so wanted to see you all!
[07:13] ---
I wanted to grin at you holding hands
and blushing, two by two!
[07:16] ---
--I was trying to keep you from marrying someone random!
[07:18] ---
--He's sobbing with frustration!
--I was trying to keep you from marrying someone random!
[07:19] ---
What a shabby grown-up.
[07:21] ---
Never mind that stuff.
[07:24] ---
There are plenty of us who
don't want to be dragged into a love affair.
[07:29] ---
We're not all as sleazy as you.
[07:32] ---
All right, Nakamura. I get it.
[07:36] ---
You call that a test of courage?
There was nobody in there!
[07:40] ---
What a waste of fear!
[07:42] ---
I told you it was pointless
clinging to me like that.
[07:45] ---
I don't need that kind of baggage
after an all-nighter.
[07:46] ---
Shut up! You're a man, aren't you?
[07:49] ---
If there's a pretty woman around,
escort her nicely!
[07:56] ---
Say... I'm starting to wonder...
[08:00] ---
Is Professor Bitch...?
[08:02] ---
Uh-huh.
[08:03] ---
What should we do?
[08:04] ---
We've got time before
we go home tomorrow morning.
[08:08] ---
Shall we push them together?
[08:11] ---
We were sleazy after all.
[08:14] ---
And so our final operation was underway.
[08:19] ---
Ugh! That does it!
[08:21] ---
How obtuse can a person be?
[08:23] ---
This isn't like you.
You wrap men around your little finger!
[08:29] ---
But when it comes to her own love life,
she's inexperienced.
[08:32] ---
Love? Ha! Don't make me laugh.
[08:35] ---
What, it's not love?
[08:37] ---
He's a rare bird, that's all--
a world-class square!
[08:41] ---
And while I was all worked up,
trying to get him to fall for me,
[08:47] ---
before I knew it, I...
[08:51] ---
That was kinda cute.
[08:53] ---
And a little humiliating.
[08:55] ---
What? Why?
[08:56] ---
Professor Bitch is
more awkward than she seems.
[08:59] ---
All her experience must get in the way
of being true to her emotions.
[09:04] ---
Then just leave it to us!
[09:07] ---
We'll set the perfect stage for you two!
[09:09] ---
Good idea!
[09:12] ---
You kids...
[09:13] ---
"Karasuma + Irina" "Pair-Up Plan"
[09:15] ---
Let the Class 3-E love consultant
meeting come to order!
[09:20] ---
Eager much, octopus?
[09:21] ---
It's only natural to
encourage love between colleagues.
[09:25] ---
A woman teacher's days of desire,
infatuated with a man...
[09:28] ---
It's got the makings of
a bittersweet pure-romance novel!
[09:32] ---
You're clearly planning something racier.
[09:34] ---
First off, Professor Bitch, you dress all wrong.
[09:39] ---
Totally. "If it's revealing, it's appealing"?
[09:43] ---
That's not what a square
Japanese guy like Mr. Karasuma likes.
[09:47] ---
You've got to be more... neatly dressed.
[09:51] ---
Neatly dressed, eh?
[09:52] ---
Yeah, like... Kanzaki.
[09:56] ---
If yesterday's outfit is dry,
could you lend it to her?
[09:59] ---
Yeah, sure.
[10:01] ---
See? One piece of clothing
and you're nice and--
[10:05] ---
H-How'd that make her sexier?!
[10:08] ---
For starters, the fit's a little off in places.
[10:11] ---
When I think of Kanzaki wearing
something sexy like that... whoo!
[10:15] ---
Well, whatever. We can't fix the sexy.
[10:18] ---
Compatibility is more important than boobs!
[10:23] ---
Does anyone know Mr. Karasuma's type?
[10:26] ---
Oh! He couldn't stop talking about
that one person in a TV commercial.
[10:32] ---
Said she was his ideal type.
[10:34] ---
Now she's a good one.
Expression, figure--both ideal.
[10:40] ---
And there are three of them!
[10:41] ---
Ideal military potential, he meant!
[10:43] ---
Th-Then how about cooking for him?
[10:46] ---
The hotel's dinners are plenty grand,
[10:49] ---
but why not eat his favorite
dish together, just the two of you?
[10:52] ---
I've only seen him eat burgers and cup ramen.
[10:57] ---
That's just too pitiful for a one-on-one date.
[11:01] ---
There's no in we can use
to push you together!
[11:04] ---
I'm starting to think
Mr. Karasuma's the problem here.
[11:08] ---
Right? Right?
[11:09] ---
And he brushes off my jokes so coldly!
[11:13] ---
With no options left,
we began dissing Mr. Karasuma.
[11:17] ---
Let's just do what we can before dinner.
[11:21] ---
The girls will assist with the styling,
[11:24] ---
while the boys will get the mood
just right at their table.
[11:27] ---
Roger!
[11:35] ---
I thought we'd be eating as a group.
What's all this?
[11:39] ---
No seats left for you, Mr. Karasuma.
[11:42] ---
It's our famous E Class teacher bullying!
[11:45] ---
You teachers just get in the way.
You can go eat outside.
[11:53] ---
Where'd that come from?
[11:55] ---
I just don't know what junior-high students
are thinking these days.
[12:12] ---
Why were we the only ones kicked out?
[12:15] ---
Oh, uh... you got me.
[12:17] ---
What's with the shawl?
[12:19] ---
I bought it at a shop,
borrowed a sewing machine,
[12:22] ---
then used online photos
to fake a brand-name lookalike.
[12:24] ---
Home ec always was your specialty.
[12:27] ---
The field is set. Go get him, Professor Bitch!
[12:32] ---
This shawl...
[12:34] ---
It'd never fly in high society.
[12:38] ---
And this table setting?
Clearly the work of an amateur.
[12:41] ---
This is worlds apart from
the top-class places I used for work.
[12:45] ---
And the gawkers! So much for privacy.
[12:51] ---
And yet...
[12:54] ---
What do you know? This is fun!
[12:57] ---
I kind of love you guys! I'm going to do this!
[13:02] ---
I'll take down this square--you'll see!
[13:12] ---
A lot happened on this trip.
[13:15] ---
But we did get results.
[13:18] ---
In an unexpected way, I confirmed
that the students know their fundamentals.
[13:24] ---
At this rate, we're sure to
kill him during the second term.
[13:27] ---
I'm relying on your strength, too, Irina.
[13:38] ---
What is it?
[13:47] ---
Say, Karasuma...
[13:52] ---
Do you really know what it means to kill?
[14:02] ---
Well, that got somber fast.
[14:05] ---
And look how you've jammed in your napkin.
[14:22] ---
I like you, Karasuma. Good night.
[14:35] ---
Stupid, stupid, stupid! Die, you dummy!
[14:38] ---
You were supposed to tell him you love him,
[14:39] ---
"Reveal killings" "Reveal feelings"
You were supposed to tell him you love him,
[14:40] ---
"Reveal killings" "Reveal feelings"
not talk about killing!
[14:41] ---
"Reveal killings" "Reveal feelings"
What kind of half-assed kiss was that?
[14:42] ---
What kind of half-assed kiss was that?
[14:44] ---
Use your tongue, your tongue!
Like you always do!
[14:47] ---
You irritating brats!
Grown-ups have grown-up circumstances!
[14:52] ---
It's okay--now she'll take her time to work on
[14:54] ---
some decently indecent developments. Right?
[14:57] ---
No, not "right," you octoperv!
[15:02] ---
I won't give this too much thought.
After all, that's my duty.
[15:08] ---
Prepare yourself. The second term:
this is when we train even harder.
[15:12] ---
This is when we kill him.
[15:15] ---
And so our assassination vacation
finally came to a close.
[15:24] ---
But what was that at the end there?
[15:27] ---
A new move? Impressive.
[15:30] ---
"Mr. Karasuma's Weak Point #1: Denser than dense"
[15:32] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
"by Nagisa Shiota"
[15:40] ---
We were all spending the last day of summer in our own ways.
[15:41] ---
"Traditional Edo-Style Sushi-Go-Round"
We were all spending the last day of summer in our own ways.
[15:48] ---
Getting along with Mom all right?
[15:54] ---
Must be tough when she's so strict.
[15:57] ---
I feel bad for bailing on you.
[16:01] ---
It's okay. She's not so strict
if you don't tick her off.
[16:06] ---
I see.
[16:08] ---
But anyway, I--
[16:10] ---
"Summer Festival!"
[16:13] ---
"Summer Festival!"
What is it? Why'd you clam up?
[16:13] ---
"If you're free at 7 tonight, meet at Kunugigaoka Station!"
What is it? Why'd you clam up?
[16:15] ---
A summer festival?
[16:19] ---
The last day of summer vacation:
Let's hang out and have some mindless fun!
[16:26] ---
Thanks!
[16:28] ---
Hey, uh, thanks for the sushi, Dad!
[16:30] ---
Huh? Wait, you're done already?
[16:32] ---
There's something I've got to do.
[16:35] ---
See you! Take care of yourself and all that!
[16:42] ---
"Kunugi Real Estate"
[16:43] ---
"Kunugi Real Estate"
He's cheered up, that Nagisa.
[16:47] ---
Huh?
[16:47] ---
"Mode Select"
Huh?
[16:48] ---
"Mode Select"
A festival?
[16:49] ---
"Summer Festival!"
A festival?
[16:49] ---
"Summer Festival!"
I just thought of it today. I'm asking everyone in class!
[16:52] ---
"Summer Festival!"
So many have begged off with other plans that I'm feeling hurt.
[16:56] ---
So many have begged off with other plans that I'm feeling hurt.
[16:57] ---
Well...
[16:58] ---
all right.
[17:00] ---
I was just lazing around anyway.
[17:04] ---
A festival, eh?
[17:07] ---
I'm pleased my target
would think to invite me,
[17:11] ---
but I'm afraid I'm out of Japan
on another job at the moment.
[17:14] ---
I'll come pick you up!
[17:16] ---
Mr. Karasuma's in a meeting
or something--no one'll be there!
[17:20] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #25:"
Don't be silly. I'm working.
[17:21] ---
"Thinks a poor turnout means he's worthless"
Don't be silly. I'm working.
[17:23] ---
Well, all right.
Come by and kill me anytime, okay?
[17:27] ---
But of course.
[17:32] ---
From what Karasuma's told me,
[17:35] ---
that boy pulled off
the secret move I taught him
[17:38] ---
with no difficulty at all.
[17:41] ---
Every country has its talent.
[17:45] ---
Too bad I had to leave him in Japan.
[17:55] ---
From the moment you were born,
[17:57] ---
I've always been at your side.
[18:10] ---
Fear not the name of the Reaper.
[18:21] ---
I got a real good deal!
[18:23] ---
Yesss!
[18:26] ---
It's so fizzy!
[18:28] ---
More came than I expected!
Excellent, excellent.
[18:33] ---
I was considering suicide
if no one had shown up.
[18:36] ---
I guess we shouldn't have come, then.
[18:42] ---
Chiba and Hayami? Why so glum?
[18:45] ---
We got banned from the shooting gallery.
[18:48] ---
--It was too easy. We got carried away.
[18:51] ---
--Hey, mister...
--It was too easy. We got carried away.
[18:53] ---
I spent five thousand yen
[18:55] ---
and never got any better than fifth place.
[18:56] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize" "1 Try: ¥250"
and never got any better than fifth place.
[18:57] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize" "1 Try: ¥250"
Going by the number of strings and prizes left,
[18:59] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize" "1 Try: ¥250"
the probability of never getting fourth-place or above is...
[19:03] ---
Wow! 0.05 percent!
Are any of these strings a winner?
[19:08] ---
Maybe I ought to get a police officer over here to check!
[19:11] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
Maybe I ought to get a police officer over here to check!
[19:11] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
All right, all right!
[19:12] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
You can have your money back--
[19:13] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
just keep your mouth shut, kid!
[19:14] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
Oh, no no no.
[19:15] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
I didn't spend five thousand yen to get my money back.
[19:19] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
I want a game console!
[19:20] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
Karma sure is persistent.
[19:23] ---
"String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
He could tell from the start that none of 'em were big winners.
[19:29] ---
There you go again, Isogai.
Is there anything you can't do?
[19:32] ---
There's a knack to it.
It's a lot like slicing with a knife.
[19:36] ---
That'll do.
[19:38] ---
When you're poor, you're glad to get
a whole meal for a hundred yen.
[19:42] ---
--Sure.
--Maybe a nice pan-fry...
[19:45] ---
What? He's gonna eat those?
[19:48] ---
Everyone's really raking it in, huh?
[19:50] ---
Yeah--putting the subtleties
of our assassination skills to work.
[19:54] ---
And Professor Bitch is in
the Chamber of Commerce tent,
[19:57] ---
letting everyone buy her drinks.
[19:59] ---
Where's Koro Sensei?
[20:00] ---
He's always short on money
at the end of the month, so...
[20:05] ---
He's running food stalls?!
[20:07] ---
"Octopus Balls" "Old-Fashioned Candied Apricots" "Shaved Ice"
And he keeps branching out, too.
[20:10] ---
"Octopus Balls" "Old-Fashioned Candied Apricots" "Shaved Ice"
He's moving into successful stalls that closed up early.
[20:14] ---
"Octopus Balls" "Old-Fashioned Candied Apricots" "Shaved Ice"
I get it.
[20:15] ---
"Octopus Balls" "Old-Fashioned Candied Apricots" "Shaved Ice"
So we unwittingly helped him earn his spending money.
[20:18] ---
"Cotton Candy" "Big Servings, Fresh Flavor! Yakisoba & Hot Dogs"
So we unwittingly helped him earn his spending money.
[20:28] ---
Wow!
[20:30] ---
Nice!
[20:32] ---
Gorgeous!
[20:40] ---
Our summer break sure was packed.
[20:43] ---
Yeah.
[20:46] ---
But I bet our second term'll be
even more packed.
[20:51] ---
If one person kills him,
the ten billion yen stands.
[20:55] ---
But given the summer report
[20:57] ---
indicating that group tactics had him cornered,
[21:01] ---
a successful group assassination will reap a greater reward:
[21:05] ---
"Wanted" "Max Reward: 30 Billion Yen"
a successful group assassination will reap a greater reward:
[21:06] ---
"Wanted" "Max Reward: 30 Billion Yen"
an increased bounty of thirty billion yen.
[21:14] ---
One thing we know for sure in this classroom
[21:16] ---
is that we and Koro Sensei
won't be the same when it's over.
[21:22] ---
As expected, the second term
will start with its ups and downs.
[21:41] ---
The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:47] ---
If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:58] ---
And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
The multiplying footsteps,
the view from my window:
[22:14] ---
As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:36] ---
I'll gather up
and go through all of the things
[22:42] ---
Scattered beneath the waning moon
2 - Kaede Time
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[00:06] ---
"Old Campus"
[00:09] ---
"Old Campus"
What brings us together here today during a school break, no less,
[00:14] ---
"Undelivered Eggs To Be Discarded"
What brings us together here today during a school break, no less,
[00:14] ---
"Undelivered Eggs To Be Discarded"
is the nation's current egg glut, in which excess eggs,
[00:14] ---
"A Poultry Farmer's Opinion"
is the nation's current egg glut, in which excess eggs,
[00:17] ---
"National Overproduction of Eggs"
is the nation's current egg glut, in which excess eggs,
[00:17] ---
"National Overproduction of Eggs"
rather than being sent to market, are being discarded in bulk.
[00:21] ---
Oh, yeah--I heard about that
on the news. What a waste!
[00:25] ---
Right? So I came up with a plan
[00:29] ---
"My Plan (Secret)"
Right? So I came up with a plan
[00:29] ---
"My Plan (Secret)"
to salvage those discarded eggs and assassinate Koro Sensei.
[00:34] ---
What, kill him with eggs?
[00:35] ---
Bah. So you cook up a dish,
toss in some of these babies?
[00:39] ---
Like he won't see right through that.
[00:42] ---
"My Plan (Secret)"
[00:43] ---
"My Plan (Secret)"
I gave it a little more thought than that.
[00:45] ---
The first steps are already in place,
thanks to Mr. Karasuma.
[00:49] ---
Yes, everything's all set up in the yard--
[00:51] ---
To the yard, everyone!
[00:54] ---
Honestly. These kids come up
with the craziest things.
[01:02] ---
This mold... and those eggs... Don't tell me--
[01:06] ---
Yep! We're going to make
one ginormous pudding!
[01:10] ---
I call it...
[01:12] ---
Operation Pudding Popper!
[01:28] ---
You're all I think about
[01:31] ---
Starting not to see anything else
[01:34] ---
I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:39] ---
Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:42] ---
I've spared no effort since then
[01:44] ---
Should be over my problems by now
[01:48] ---
I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[01:52] ---
And just when I get warmed up
[01:55] ---
Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[02:00] ---
Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[02:06] ---
Thousands, tens of thousands
of times I've given form to my feelings
[02:11] ---
Driven them in,
thrown them in--but all you do is run
[02:17] ---
Question, question: what
[02:19] ---
Question, question: on earth
[02:22] ---
Question, question: did I
[02:25] ---
Ever know about you anyway?
[02:27] ---
Question, question: why
[02:30] ---
Question, question: is it
[02:33] ---
Question, question: you are
[02:36] ---
So close and yet so far away?
[02:45] ---
"Second Period: Kaede Time"
"by Tomohito Sugino"
[02:50] ---
Operation Pudding Popper?
Koro Sensei does have a sweet tooth...
[02:55] ---
About that!
[02:56] ---
I've already obtained a crucial confession!
[03:00] ---
"Pudding"
I've already obtained a crucial confession!
[03:00] ---
"Pudding"
Couldn't you just eat a ton of these puddings?
[03:03] ---
You bet I could!
[03:05] ---
Someday I'd love to dive into
a pudding that's bigger than me!
[03:09] ---
I don't have the money,
so I guess it won't happen.
[03:13] ---
Let's make his impossible dream come true!
[03:16] ---
Frankly, I'd like to eat some, too!
[03:19] ---
--We'll embed bombs and anti-Sensei BB's
--Chomp chomp chomp chomp...
[03:22] ---
--in the giant pudding's base.
--Chomp chomp chomp chomp...
[03:23] ---
--When he gets to the bottom of the thing...
--Chomp chomp chomp chomp...
[03:28] ---
It might be worth a try.
[03:30] ---
He does tend to go crazy over sweets and sexy stuff.
[03:34] ---
"My Plan (Secret)"
He does tend to go crazy over sweets and sexy stuff.
[03:35] ---
"My Plan (Secret)"
And with behind-the-scenes Kayano stepping forward with this plan,
[03:38] ---
"My Plan (Secret)"
there's an element of surprise, too.
[03:40] ---
Okay, let's use this time
when Koro Sensei's not around
[03:43] ---
and go for broke!
[03:44] ---
Yeah!
[03:50] ---
I used an inactive line at a mayonnaise factory
[03:53] ---
to prep the beaten eggs
that'll be going in this giant mold.
[03:58] ---
But with cooperation from the government,
[04:00] ---
we'll be doing the rest of
the cooking with our own manpower!
[04:04] ---
First we mix in sugar and milk.
[04:08] ---
Vanilla oil brings out the flavor.
[04:10] ---
But, Kaede, they tried to
make a giant pudding on TV once,
[04:13] ---
and it didn't work.
[04:15] ---
"White Sugar"
and it didn't work.
[04:15] ---
"White Sugar"
It was too big-- it collapsed under its own weight.
[04:19] ---
"White Sugar"
To combat that,
[04:21] ---
"White Sugar"
we're mixing in agar and gelatin as coagulants.
[04:23] ---
we're mixing in agar and gelatin as coagulants.
[04:24] ---
The agar's fiber will make it stronger.
[04:26] ---
"White Sugar"
The agar's fiber will make it stronger.
[04:27] ---
"Gelatin" "Agar" "In-house comparison"
The agar's fiber will make it stronger.
[04:27] ---
"Gelatin" "Agar" "In-house comparison"
Plus, agar's higher melting point means it's slower to melt in heat,
[04:32] ---
"Gelatin" "Agar" "In-house comparison"
so the pudding should stay firm even outside in September.
[04:35] ---
"Gelatin" "Agar" "In-house comparison"
Whoa...
[04:36] ---
Pour in the first batch of pudding!
[04:44] ---
That's the way! Once that's all in,
swap with Team Second Batch!
[04:49] ---
"Cream Content" "Firmness" "Firm"
[04:49] ---
"Cream Content" "Firmness" "Firm"
Basically, with the agar retaining the firmness,
[04:50] ---
"Soft"
Basically, with the agar retaining the firmness,
[04:51] ---
"Completed: 11:30" "Poured: 13:00" "Poured: 14:30" "Poured: 16:00"
Basically, with the agar retaining the firmness,
[04:52] ---
"Completed: 11:30" "Poured: 13:00" "Poured: 14:30" "Poured: 16:00"
we can increase the cream in the upper layers to keep it light.
[04:55] ---
we can increase the cream in the upper layers to keep it light.
[04:57] ---
Then what are these?
[04:59] ---
Bursts of flavor: fruit sauce
and mousse in edible starch wrappers.
[05:03] ---
Wouldn't you get sick of
the same flavor all the way through?
[05:06] ---
Adding these in here and there
will provide some taste variety.
[05:11] ---
Once the mold is full,
put on the lid and let it chill.
[05:15] ---
The mold's outer walls
are equipped with a cooling function,
[05:18] ---
and the pipes inside are flowing with coolant.
[05:23] ---
A pudding this voluminous
needs to be cooled inside and out.
[05:28] ---
Wow...
[05:30] ---
Just how much does Kayano
know about pudding, anyway?
[05:33] ---
She's got the scientific basis
and she's studied up on flavor!
[05:41] ---
Way to go, Kayano.
[05:43] ---
You thought up and did all this yourself
[05:44] ---
after seeing that article on eggs?
[05:47] ---
Uh-huh!
[05:48] ---
I mean, I've wanted to try it for a while.
[05:51] ---
With the Ministry of Defense covering the cost,
[05:54] ---
I figured this was the perfect opportunity.
[05:56] ---
Once I put my mind to something,
I just keep on rolling.
[06:01] ---
Kayano's always behind us,
helping out on our assassinations.
[06:05] ---
That's why I'd pegged her
as the supporting type.
[06:09] ---
I had no idea that, given a plot
that played to her interests,
[06:13] ---
--she could be so fired up.
[06:14] ---
--Another early start tomorrow!
--she could be so fired up.
[06:20] ---
After chilling overnight,
we check to see if it's firmed up enough...
[06:25] ---
then remove the cooling pipes.
[06:29] ---
--Keep 'er coming, keep 'er coming...
--Next,
[06:30] ---
--Keep 'er coming, keep 'er coming...
--we loosen the bolts holding on the lid...
[06:33] ---
and blow air between
the mold and the pudding itself.
[06:37] ---
Then... we release the external lock!
[06:45] ---
Once the pudding's out of the mold,
we shore up the outside
[06:49] ---
with softened gelatin and agar,
[06:52] ---
top it off with caramel sauce, made separately,
[06:55] ---
lightly toast the surface, and...
[07:03] ---
We did it!
[07:07] ---
Oh, man, it looks delicious!
[07:09] ---
You forget there's a bomb under there!
[07:12] ---
And so Kayano's giant
killer pudding was complete.
[07:21] ---
C-Can I really eat this whole thing?
[07:25] ---
Oh, yeah, sure. I just wanted to
use up those discarded eggs.
[07:29] ---
It was all Kayano's idea.
[07:33] ---
Oh, Kayano!
[07:35] ---
Well, see ya, Koro Sensei.
[07:37] ---
We've got an English class to get to.
[07:39] ---
Don't let any of it go to waste, now!
[07:42] ---
I would never! Oh, it's a dream come true!
[07:46] ---
Here I go!
[07:47] ---
Kayano--we'll watch
the detonation from the hallway.
[07:51] ---
Oh. Uh-huh.
[07:55] ---
Yum yum yum yum!
[07:56] ---
--Yum yum yum yum!
--Look at him go...
[07:59] ---
It's only a matter of time
before he reaches the bottom!
[08:02] ---
There's a surveillance camera in there, too,
[08:04] ---
alongside the remote-controlled bomb.
[08:07] ---
We detonate the bomb just as
the pudding around it is eaten:
[08:11] ---
the moment the screen
lightens slightly from pitch black.
[08:17] ---
The pudding...
[08:19] ---
exploding...
[08:20] ---
Yum yum yum yum!
[08:22] ---
Yum yum yum yum!
[08:27] ---
It's got to be tastier with
the flavors changing midway.
[08:31] ---
Hmm, I see: so I should use
a scale model to test its strength.
[08:36] ---
Nooo! Another collapse!
[08:42] ---
Pudding...
[08:44] ---
No!
[08:46] ---
The pudding I poured all
my heart into can't go blowing up!
[08:50] ---
Hey, calm down, Kayano!
[08:52] ---
Don't get emotionally attached
to a damn pudding!
[08:54] ---
--It was made to be blown to bits!
--No, we can't!
[08:57] ---
We need to keep it in the yard forever, as a monument!
[08:59] ---
"Still Life with Pudding" "by Kaede Kayano"
We need to keep it in the yard forever, as a monument!
[09:01] ---
"Still Life with Pudding" "by Kaede Kayano"
It'll rot!
[09:01] ---
"Danger"
It'll rot!
[09:02] ---
Phew... Time for a break.
[09:05] ---
I detected the faint smell of
a foreign object in with the deliciousness.
[09:10] ---
The bomb! And the detonator's been detached!
[09:13] ---
"Koro Sensei Flirts with Disaster!" "His Exit Route Explained!"
The bomb! And the detonator's been detached!
[09:14] ---
"Koro Sensei Flirts with Disaster!" "His Exit Route Explained!"
I ate from caramel to pudding to dirt,
[09:16] ---
"Koro Sensei Flirts with Disaster!" "His Exit Route Explained!"
then tunneled through the ground and removed it.
[09:20] ---
Did you set up the bomb, Takebayashi?
[09:23] ---
Your calculations were spot on,
[09:26] ---
but I picked up on the
distinctive scent of plastic explosive.
[09:30] ---
Next time, pay attention
to any odor components, too.
[09:34] ---
Yes, sir.
[09:37] ---
And since you all worked together
to make this pudding,
[09:40] ---
you should all eat it together!
[09:42] ---
I've set aside nice clean portions for you.
[09:46] ---
Foiled again.
[09:47] ---
And it was such a good idea.
[09:50] ---
However, eating eggs
that are meant to be discarded
[09:54] ---
is, strictly speaking, a violation of economic rules.
[09:57] ---
"New Civics"
is, strictly speaking, a violation of economic rules.
[09:57] ---
"New Civics"
We'll consider that and the importance of food
[09:59] ---
"New Civics"
in our next civics class.
[10:01] ---
"New Civics"
Yes, sir.
[10:02] ---
Yes, sir.
[10:04] ---
Too bad, Kayano...
[10:07] ---
Or do you feel better now?
[10:10] ---
I didn't think you could be so hardcore.
[10:14] ---
It was fun--and out of the ordinary, too.
[10:19] ---
Not even your closest friends
get to see your true blade.
[10:26] ---
I'll do it again.
[10:27] ---
This is where a pudding fan
can be a top-notch assassin.
[10:31] ---
I've got any number of
jiggly blades at my disposal!
[10:35] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
"by Kaede Kayano"
[10:56] ---
After the break,
[10:58] ---
Mr. Karasuma really started
buckling down on training.
[11:03] ---
Today's phys ed class consisted of parkour...
[11:07] ---
...turned Cops and Robbers.
[11:08] ---
The cops were our
two most fearsome teachers.
[11:11] ---
If we catch them all,
they get twice the homework.
[11:14] ---
Quit finding weird ways to piggyback on this.
[11:17] ---
Aw, why can't I play, too?
[11:20] ---
It's not fair--you guys have all the fun.
[11:23] ---
Besides, I'm in charge of defense.
[11:26] ---
Of course. It would hardly be
training with you on the chase.
[11:30] ---
Even if it is Mr. Karasuma chasing us,
[11:32] ---
this is one big mountainside!
[11:34] ---
Given the time limit,
he'll only be able to tag...
[11:38] ---
...two or three of us, max.
[11:39] ---
Yep.
[11:41] ---
I heard that.
[11:43] ---
Beyond the ridgeline--at eighty meters.
[11:53] ---
You're under arrest.
[11:56] ---
--Huh?
--What?
[11:58] ---
Okajima, Hayami, Chiba, Fuwa! Out!
[12:03] ---
"Jail"
No lie--he's actually making us do drills in jail!
[12:05] ---
No lie--he's actually making us do drills in jail!
[12:08] ---
Say what?
[12:09] ---
Now, look, Okajima...
[12:10] ---
Not even realizing you were tagged?
What is this, some battle movie?
[12:14] ---
Just be careful, okay?
He might already be behind you...
[12:19] ---
Sugaya? Sugayaaa!
[12:24] ---
Karasuma's on the hunt alone?
[12:26] ---
Perfect. I'll pull him in by his
tagging hand and take him down.
[12:31] ---
Then we'll go at it right here.
I'll make a real bad cop out of him!
[12:35] ---
I say bring it on! Oh, YE--
[12:40] ---
Sugaya, Professor Bitch! Out!
[12:43] ---
Yikes. We're dropping like flies!
[12:45] ---
It's like Mount Slaughter out here.
[12:48] ---
Weren't they arrested?
[12:49] ---
Oh--this is Cops and Robbers, right?
Which means...
[12:53] ---
Right! If we tag 'em, they're free!
[12:56] ---
Sugino, you dummy.
[12:59] ---
Like anyone's getting tagged
without that sonic octopus noticing.
[13:02] ---
--Prisoners! Focus on your work detail, now!
--If we could do that, we would have killed him ages ago.
[13:06] ---
You have a point.
[13:09] ---
Sugino! Did you come to spring us?
[13:10] ---
"Do something to Sensei!"
Sugino! Did you come to spring us?
[13:15] ---
What?
[13:20] ---
Just this once.
[13:21] ---
Sugino! Now!
[13:25] ---
"Officer Koro Scandal: Bribery"
[13:27] ---
Five prisoners have escaped!
[13:28] ---
"Escaped"
Five prisoners have escaped!
[13:29] ---
"Escaped"
What?!
[13:30] ---
Hey! How are these
captured robbers getting out?
[13:34] ---
They're shrewder than I thought.
[13:36] ---
--Whoa! Those boobs are something else!
[13:38] ---
--They lured you away!
--Whoa! Those boobs are something else!
[13:40] ---
Do not let my next batch of prisoners escape!
[13:44] ---
Actually, Koro Sensei...
[13:47] ---
My little brother is really sick--bedridden.
[13:50] ---
When I emailed him about
playing Cops and Robbers,
[13:52] ---
he replied, "You gotta win."
[13:56] ---
If he knew I was captured,
the shock just might...
[13:59] ---
Go.
[14:01] ---
This cop never saw any robber. Go.
[14:05] ---
Oh, wow, thanks!
[14:06] ---
"Officer Koro Scandal: Covering for Criminals"
[14:08] ---
Four prisoners have escaped!
[14:08] ---
"Escaped"
Four prisoners have escaped!
[14:10] ---
Four prisoners have escaped!
[14:10] ---
Karasuma, come in!
[14:12] ---
How are these criminals escaping from jail?
[14:15] ---
That's my line, you crooked cop!
[14:18] ---
Time's up! Game's over!
[14:22] ---
It's over...
[14:24] ---
Thank goodness.
[14:27] ---
In the end,
[14:28] ---
"Jail"
In the end,
[14:28] ---
"Jail"
our game of Cops and Robbers ended with us getting away.
[14:32] ---
Koro Sensei ticked off Mr. Karasuma
at just about every step of the way,
[14:37] ---
but it was good training for us.
[14:40] ---
--Later!
--Anyone could see our second term was off to a good start.
[14:41] ---
--See you tomorrow!
--Anyone could see our second term was off to a good start.
[14:43] ---
--Anyone could see our second term was off to a good start.
[14:48] ---
"Weekly Punch" "A Quiet Neighborhood Shaken! A Yellow Menace Targets
F-Cups and Above" "Exclusive! Late-Night Terror in Kunugigaoka"
[14:52] ---
No way...
[14:56] ---
"Roll Book"
[14:56] ---
"Roll Book"
What a good start to the second term!
[14:59] ---
"Roll Book"
The relationship of trust I share with my students
[15:00] ---
"Roll Book"
is only growing stronger.
[15:01] ---
"Staff Room"
is only growing stronger.
[15:04] ---
Today, too, they'll gaze upon me
with such affection...
[15:07] ---
...such disgust?!
[15:10] ---
"Exclusive! Late-Night Terror in Kunugigaoka:
Underwear Thief On the Loose!"
[15:11] ---
"Underwear Thief Strikes Again!" "Only After F-Cups and Above"
"A Yellow Man's 'Nurufufufu' Echoing Through the Night"
[15:13] ---
This is totally you, isn't it?
[15:15] ---
Honestly, we're disappointed.
[15:17] ---
How could you do such a thing?
[15:18] ---
N-No, wait! I don't know anything about this!
[15:22] ---
So what's your alibi?
[15:24] ---
My alibi?
[15:25] ---
Where were you late at night
on the day of this incident,
[15:28] ---
and what were you doing?
[15:30] ---
What was I doing?
[15:31] ---
I was moving from ten thousand
to three thousand meters altitude,
[15:36] ---
shaking a bag of seasoned fries.
[15:38] ---
Like anyone can prove that!
[15:40] ---
C'mon, that's enough.
[15:42] ---
Koro Sensei may be full of
the little desires of the flesh,
[15:44] ---
but all he's really done so far is...
[15:47] ---
"Stag"
...read discarded dirty magazines,
[15:49] ---
be bought off with swimsuit pics,
[15:51] ---
"Weekly Young Jump"
be bought off with swimsuit pics,
[15:51] ---
"Weekly Young Jump"
stare intently at pin-ups during free period,
[15:54] ---
send in postcards saying
[15:55] ---
"Hand-bras are so blah!
Let me do a tentacle-bra!"
[16:01] ---
Koro Sensei... just turn yourself in.
[16:03] ---
Et tu, Isogai?
[16:05] ---
How rude! I'm an innocent man!
[16:08] ---
If you don't believe me,
come to the staff room!
[16:10] ---
I've got just the thing to prove just how rational I am:
[16:13] ---
"Pleasure Forest" "A Feel-Good Start to Summer!"
I've got just the thing to prove just how rational I am:
[16:13] ---
"Pleasure Forest" "A Feel-Good Start to Summer!"
the pin-up collection in my desk!
[16:15] ---
I'll get rid of every last one of--
[16:21] ---
You're kiddin' me.
[16:23] ---
Hey, check out the class roll book!
[16:26] ---
See the letters next to all the girls' names?
[16:29] ---
He's done research into all our cup sizes!
[16:30] ---
"Forever Flat"
He's done research into all our cup sizes!
[16:31] ---
"Forever Flat"
Hey! Why am I the only one marked "Forever Flat"?!
[16:32] ---
"Roll Book"
Hey! Why am I the only one marked "Forever Flat"?!
[16:36] ---
"Roll Book"
And this here--
[16:36] ---
And this here--
[16:37] ---
a list of the women in Kunugigaoka with at least an F-cup!
[16:37] ---
"Kunugigaoka's F-Cups and Above"
a list of the women in Kunugigaoka with at least an F-cup!
[16:40] ---
Wait! I... that can't...
[16:45] ---
Oh, right! I was getting ready
for an after-school barbecue!
[16:51] ---
See? Don't these skewers look tast--
[16:59] ---
This isn't good.
[17:00] ---
Unbelievable.
[17:02] ---
So filthy.
[17:10] ---
Th-That's all for today... class...
[17:14] ---
See you... tomorrow...
[17:22] ---
We really put him
through the wringer today, huh.
[17:26] ---
Guess he couldn't stand the heat.
[17:27] ---
But did he really do it?
I mean, it's a serious crime.
[17:33] ---
Compared to blowing up the earth,
it's downright adorable.
[17:36] ---
Yeah, well...
[17:38] ---
But if I were a Mach-20 underwear thief,
[17:42] ---
I sure wouldn't leave
such shoddy evidence behind.
[17:48] ---
A ball from the equipment shed.
[17:51] ---
He'd have to know that if he did this,
he'd be dead to us as a teacher.
[17:57] ---
For that teaching-mad monster,
I'd think losing our trust with this nonsense
[18:03] ---
is right up there with getting assassinated
in terms of things he wants to avoid.
[18:07] ---
Yeah... I'd have to agree.
[18:10] ---
But then... who?
[18:12] ---
An impostor.
[18:14] ---
Fuwa?
[18:15] ---
That color, his laugh... Make no mistake:
[18:19] ---
It's a fake Sensei! The old hero-movie
bad-guy trope in action!
[18:26] ---
So the culprit is someone
deeply familiar with Koro Sensei.
[18:31] ---
Ritsu! Look for clues with me!
[18:35] ---
Sure!
[18:36] ---
"Tentacle"
Sure!
[18:36] ---
"Tentacle"
Something along those lines, anyway.
[18:38] ---
"Tentacle"
I don't know why they'd do something like this,
[18:41] ---
"Tentacle"
but if this rumor rides our bountied buddy out of town,
[18:43] ---
but if this rumor rides our bountied buddy out of town,
[18:47] ---
we'll lose everything.
[18:49] ---
Let's beat the real criminal silly
[18:52] ---
and put that octopus in our debt.
[18:53] ---
Yeah!
[18:54] ---
"Forever Flat"...
[19:02] ---
The great detective has arrived,
[19:03] ---
practically grown-up in body and mind!
[19:06] ---
All we're doing is using parkour to trespass.
[19:10] ---
Hey, Fuwa, how do you know
the culprit's gonna strike here next?
[19:16] ---
This is a camp facility
for certain pro entertainers.
[19:19] ---
A big-busted idol group
has been here for two weeks
[19:22] ---
practicing their latest dance routines.
[19:25] ---
Yes,
[19:26] ---
and based on the suspect's disposition,
[19:28] ---
there's a 99.78 percent probability
this place is in his sights.
[19:33] ---
And tomorrow's the last day of camp!
[19:36] ---
No way will our man let these
top-notch trophies get away.
[19:40] ---
Aha...
[19:48] ---
Koro Sensei!
[19:49] ---
Is he after the real thief, too?
[19:52] ---
Sure looks like a thief in that getup.
[19:55] ---
Look! He's so mad at the actual culprit,
[19:58] ---
he's looking at the underwear
and getting all worked up!
[20:00] ---
I just can't see him
as anything but the bad guy!
[20:05] ---
Hey, over there...
[20:06] ---
Someone's here!
[20:07] ---
A big guy with a yellow head!
[20:09] ---
I knew it!
[20:10] ---
So someone else was behind this!
[20:13] ---
The way he carries himself--
he's no ordinary guy!
[20:15] ---
Uh-oh! He's getting away!
[20:16] ---
Gotcha!
[20:18] ---
So you disguised yourself as me
[20:19] ---
and did things I only wish I could have done!
[20:22] ---
I'll strip you naked and
take care of you from stem to stern!
[20:26] ---
This may be even worse than being a bra thief.
[20:30] ---
The reports got his laugh exactly right.
[20:32] ---
Now show your face,
[20:34] ---
you impostor!
[20:40] ---
I-Isn't that...
[20:43] ---
Mr. Karasuma's underling?
[20:46] ---
You...
[20:48] ---
But why would--
[20:52] ---
I negotiated with the government
to borrow one of Mr. Karasuma's men.
[20:57] ---
He lured you right into
this pen of anti-Sensei sheets.
[21:04] ---
It's what your students did
on that southern island.
[21:08] ---
Youngsters have such limber minds.
First confine, then strike.
[21:14] ---
That voice...
[21:16] ---
Now, then, Koro Sensei.
Let your final death match begin.
[21:23] ---
Koro Sensei...
[21:25] ---
Compared to me, you are...
[21:29] ---
weak.
[21:41] ---
The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:47] ---
If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:58] ---
And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
The multiplying footsteps,
the view from my window:
[22:14] ---
As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:36] ---
I'll gather up
and go through all of the things
[22:42] ---
Scattered beneath the waning moon
3 - Itona Horibe Time
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[00:06] ---
Now, then, Koro Sensei.
Let your final death match begin.
[00:13] ---
Koro Sensei...
[00:15] ---
Compared to me, you are...
[00:17] ---
weak.
[00:32] ---
You're all I think about
[00:34] ---
Starting not to see anything else
[00:37] ---
I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[00:43] ---
Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[00:45] ---
I've spared no effort since then
[00:48] ---
Should be over my problems by now
[00:52] ---
I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[00:56] ---
And just when I get warmed up
[00:59] ---
Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[01:04] ---
Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[01:10] ---
Thousands, tens of thousands
of times I've given form to my feelings
[01:15] ---
Driven them in,
thrown them in--but all you do is run
[01:21] ---
Question, question: what
[01:23] ---
Question, question: on earth
[01:26] ---
Question, question: did I
[01:29] ---
Ever know about you anyway?
[01:31] ---
Question, question: why
[01:34] ---
Question, question: is it
[01:37] ---
Question, question: you are
[01:39] ---
So close and yet so far away?
[01:48] ---
"Third Period: Itona Horibe Time"
"by Itona Horibe"
[01:54] ---
Itona!
[01:56] ---
First we make drastic changes to the field.
[02:01] ---
--Ow ow ow!
--Then we attack.
[02:04] ---
Easier to confine him first, then strike.
[02:08] ---
I've taken a page from your tactics, you see.
[02:11] ---
Shiro! So you were behind all this?
[02:14] ---
Exactly.
[02:16] ---
Once that creature
starts losing his students' trust,
[02:18] ---
his movements grow panicked.
[02:21] ---
Even if things seem a little
off somehow, he'll dive right in,
[02:24] ---
the fool.
[02:26] ---
Dammit! That's our kill!
[02:29] ---
Why do you always play so dirty?
[02:32] ---
It's called "being an adult."
[02:36] ---
What Itona has on his tentacles there
[02:39] ---
are gloves with sharp edges
made of anti-Sensei materials.
[02:42] ---
Every time their tentacles touch,
the creature's bare tentacles
[02:45] ---
will continue to take damage.
[02:49] ---
Seems that's not enough
to finish him off, though.
[02:55] ---
I won, big brother.
[02:57] ---
By killing you,
[02:59] ---
I'm solving just one problem:
[03:03] ---
I'm proving... my strength!
[03:12] ---
Yes, very well done, Itona!
[03:15] ---
If this were before the first term,
you may very well have killed me.
[03:19] ---
But your attack pattern is a simple one.
[03:23] ---
No matter how fast you are,
no matter how strong,
[03:26] ---
no matter how many schemes
your guardian thinks up,
[03:28] ---
no matter how easily I freak out,
[03:30] ---
by our third fight, I can see
and adapt to your patterns.
[03:35] ---
No way... it can't be...
[03:41] ---
Itona...
[03:44] ---
I study, too, you know.
[03:46] ---
How could I teach anyone if
I didn't grow and learn day by day?
[03:53] ---
Now, let's get rid of
this dangerous cloth cage.
[03:57] ---
Experiencing my Absolute Defense Form
over summer vacation
[04:00] ---
taught me yet another skill:
[04:03] ---
compressing not my whole body,
but a portion of my tentacles
[04:06] ---
to release a burst of energy.
[04:10] ---
Wh-What...?
[04:12] ---
Remember this, Itona.
[04:15] ---
I say assassination is education.
[04:17] ---
The assassination classroom's teacher
[04:19] ---
will get stronger every time he teaches!
[04:27] ---
Why... can't I... win?
[04:30] ---
I'm supposed to be... stronger now...
[04:42] ---
So there you have it, Shiro.
[04:45] ---
Leave him to the E Class and go quietly.
[04:48] ---
Oh, and...
[04:50] ---
...spread the accurate word
that I am not an underwear thief!
[04:53] ---
And I'm actually a B-cup! A B-cup!
[05:07] ---
I-It hurts...
[05:08] ---
--Itona!
--My head's... killing me!
[05:11] ---
My brain's about to burst!
[05:13] ---
With the shock of his repeated defeats,
[05:15] ---
his tentacles are starting
to gnaw away at his mind...
[05:17] ---
Hang in there, Itona!
[05:20] ---
This might just be all he can take.
[05:23] ---
Why, he can't even pull off
this little scheme of mine.
[05:27] ---
Wh-What is he saying?
[05:30] ---
Itona,
[05:31] ---
if this is all you're capable of,
the Organization will stop paying.
[05:36] ---
It's not that I don't feel for you,
[05:38] ---
but we have to cut our losses at some point
[05:41] ---
if only to get the next model up and running.
[05:44] ---
This is goodbye, Itona.
You're on your own now.
[05:49] ---
Wait! What kind of guardian are you, anyway?
[05:52] ---
Quit playing school, you monster.
[05:55] ---
All you can do is
break things--break everything.
[06:00] ---
I will not countenance your existence.
[06:04] ---
I wish only for your death...
[06:06] ---
no matter what the sacrifice.
[06:11] ---
Say, are you sure your
dear students are okay like that?
[06:18] ---
Look out!
[06:27] ---
Itona...
[06:32] ---
Koro Sensei!
[06:36] ---
As you might imagine,
I'm pooped. Time for a little rest.
[06:44] ---
With tentacle cells
grafted to your human body,
[06:48] ---
you must undergo
adaptive treatment almost daily
[06:52] ---
or be tormented by hellish rejection symptoms.
[06:56] ---
Now that I've stopped your maintenance,
[06:59] ---
your tentacles will ultimately,
painfully eat away your nerves...
[07:03] ---
The average person
dies of madness in three days.
[07:11] ---
Here's where the first incident occurred.
[07:13] ---
A string of attacks on
cell phone shops throughout Kunugigaoka
[07:18] ---
has the police discussing
a potential terrorism link.
[07:22] ---
This has got to be...
[07:23] ---
It's him, all right.
[07:25] ---
But why cell phone shops?
[07:27] ---
What should we do, sir?
[07:29] ---
As his teacher,
I'll take responsibility and stop him.
[07:32] ---
I have to find him, protect him!
[07:35] ---
I've got a good handle on Shiro's personality.
[07:38] ---
To him, everyone's a pawn
to use and throw away--
[07:42] ---
and you don't quite know
what a guy like that will do next.
[07:46] ---
I think it'd be wiser to leave him alone.
[07:51] ---
Even so, I'm his teacher.
[07:54] ---
Don't let go of your students, no matter what.
[07:58] ---
When I became a teacher, that was my vow.
[08:11] ---
There are no shortcuts, Itona.
[08:15] ---
Only those who study daily
and work with integrity
[08:20] ---
will grow stronger.
[08:23] ---
That liar.
[08:28] ---
"Mashimoto Imports"
[08:39] ---
Forget lip service. No beating around the bush.
[08:43] ---
Being a sore loser
makes me sick. I want to win.
[08:48] ---
I want the strength to be able to win.
[08:51] ---
Your human face is showing at last, Itona.
[08:56] ---
Big brother...
[08:57] ---
"Koro Sensei," if you please.
[09:00] ---
After all, I'm your teacher.
[09:02] ---
Don't be goin' nuclear on us, now, Itona.
[09:06] ---
You put us through a lotta stuff,
but we'll let it slide.
[09:09] ---
Just come with us quietly.
[09:11] ---
Shut up! We battle. This time... I'll win.
[09:17] ---
Of course we can battle.
[09:20] ---
Maybe we two state secrets
can find a vacant lot somewhere.
[09:24] ---
Afterwards, we'll all study ways to kill me
[09:27] ---
while we enjoy a little barbecue together.
[09:32] ---
He's a persistent one, that octopus.
[09:34] ---
Once he takes over, he'll go
to the depths of hell to teach you.
[09:40] ---
Of course! Put a student in front of me,
[09:43] ---
and my instinct is to want to teach him or her.
[09:51] ---
What is this?
[09:53] ---
I can't see!
[09:54] ---
Is this... anti-me powder?!
[09:58] ---
Setting Itona adrift was
all part of the plan, Koro Sensei.
[10:04] ---
I was so distracted by
Itona's bloodlust that I didn't notice!
[10:08] ---
Come now, Itona--your final duty.
[10:13] ---
Itona!
[10:17] ---
You'll come after him, won't you?
Being his teacher and all.
[10:27] ---
Koro Sensei...
[10:29] ---
Is everyone all right?
[10:32] ---
More or less...
[10:33] ---
Then I'll go rescue Itona!
[10:38] ---
Protecting us reduced
his evasion response time.
[10:41] ---
No!
[10:43] ---
Damn that Shiro!
He made us his pawns, all right!
[10:50] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
"by Karma Akabane"
[10:59] ---
Itona!
[11:03] ---
Pressure rays--to slow me down!
[11:07] ---
Not that I'm surprised,
but you really are a fool, Koro Sensei.
[11:11] ---
I'm after Itona.
[11:16] ---
That's right: you grow weak
when the target is anyone but you.
[11:22] ---
Now will you run away?
[11:23] ---
I am his teacher!
[11:25] ---
I...
[11:27] ---
I'm powerless.
[11:29] ---
That's why even my partner's abandoned me.
[11:37] ---
Good eyes.
[11:39] ---
In them I see a dogged fixation on winning--
[11:43] ---
crucial for making the most
of the powerful cells I've created.
[11:49] ---
Why don't we do a little addition, you and me?
[11:52] ---
Let me handle the path to victory.
[11:56] ---
Your tenacity plus my tech
equals the power to seize victory.
[12:02] ---
With power, you can be stronger
than anyone else in this world.
[12:07] ---
I was dead set on power,
[12:09] ---
so I could withstand the
searing pain of those mysterious cells.
[12:12] ---
I was dead set on winning,
[12:14] ---
so I could throw myself into it,
again and again.
[12:17] ---
But I didn't get what I was after.
[12:20] ---
And the one I was
meant to kill is protecting me!
[12:23] ---
I... I can't lose to those nobodies...
[12:30] ---
What the--
[12:35] ---
This is anti-octopus cloth, right?
[12:38] ---
That's why we've gotta take
you down instead of that octopus!
[12:43] ---
Terasaka! Get the light in the tree!
[12:46] ---
On it!
[12:47] ---
You brats...!
[12:52] ---
But... why would you...
[12:55] ---
Don't take this the wrong way.
[12:57] ---
We're just ticked off at Shiro.
[13:00] ---
If Koro Sensei hadn't run off,
we would have left you behind.
[13:03] ---
Hayami said "Don't take this the wrong way!"
[13:06] ---
Talk about running hot and cold!
[13:09] ---
You sure you want to
be looking this way, Shiro?
[13:14] ---
If you stop shooting,
the netting'll come right off at the base.
[13:18] ---
You made it!
[13:21] ---
The netting is melting his tentacles!
[13:23] ---
We'll get you out of there!
[13:25] ---
Step down, Shiro.
[13:27] ---
We'll take Itona.
[13:29] ---
You always plan so carefully,
[13:32] ---
but once my students get involved,
those plans are ruined.
[13:36] ---
The sooner you notice the obvious, the better.
[13:41] ---
A class consisting of a monster
swarmed by tiny flies?
[13:45] ---
How infinitely irritating.
[13:48] ---
But I will allow that my plan
needs some radical revisions.
[13:55] ---
Keep the boy. He'll only live
another two, three days as it is.
[14:00] ---
Play nice together, now.
[14:04] ---
Studying, integrity--lies, all of it.
[14:07] ---
In the end, it all comes down to
whether I have overwhelming strength.
[14:15] ---
As long as Itona has a pathological
attachment to power and winning,
[14:19] ---
his tentacle cells will stick so tight
that we can't remove them.
[14:22] ---
Can't we cut them off somehow?
[14:24] ---
Not until we get rid of his attachment.
[14:27] ---
That's why we have to know
more about how he got this way.
[14:30] ---
Yeah, but...
[14:32] ---
I kinda doubt he'll be
forthcoming about his life story.
[14:35] ---
Actually, about that...
[14:38] ---
I was curious:
[14:40] ---
Why was Itona going after cell phone shops?
[14:43] ---
"City Pages"
Why was Itona going after cell phone shops?
[14:43] ---
"City Pages"
So I had Ritsu look up some stuff about him,
[14:47] ---
"City Pages"
and it turns out
[14:48] ---
and it turns out
[14:48] ---
the president of this company
[14:50] ---
had a son named Itona Horibe.
[14:50] ---
"Horibe Electronics"
had a son named Itona Horibe.
[14:53] ---
This little factory supplied
smartphone parts around the world.
[14:57] ---
Two years ago it went under,
burdened with debt.
[15:00] ---
The president and his wife vanished,
leaving their son behind.
[15:04] ---
We started to see the reason behind
Itona's lust for power, for victory.
[15:11] ---
Pfft, is that all?
That made him into a delinquent?
[15:17] ---
Everybody's worried about somethin'.
[15:20] ---
Big problems, little ones...
[15:24] ---
We'll take him in, look after him.
If he dies, well, that's that.
[15:32] ---
Look, Itona. Even a tiny factory like ours
[15:36] ---
can compete with the big names
if we work with integrity.
[15:43] ---
What a load of crap.
[15:46] ---
But why? You know
all our techniques! If you leave us...
[15:52] ---
Studying and integrity are meaningless
[15:55] ---
in the face of superior, overwhelming power.
[16:00] ---
I'm sorry, Itona. Go live with your uncle.
[16:09] ---
You're awake. Finally.
[16:14] ---
We refashioned the
anti-tentacle netting into a bandana.
[16:16] ---
Just for peace of mind.
[16:18] ---
But you can't pop out any tentacles, can you?
[16:20] ---
"Ramen" "Gyoza" "Matsuraikan"
[16:22] ---
"Fried Rice" "Cold Tofu"
"Edamame" "Salt Ramen"
[16:25] ---
"Salt Ramen" "Miso Ramen" "Soy-Sauce Ramen"
[16:25] ---
"Salt Ramen" "Miso Ramen" "Soy-Sauce Ramen"
Why ramen?
[16:27] ---
"Salt Ramen" "Miso Ramen" "Soy-Sauce Ramen"
He's got to be hungry, right? He'll feel better after he eats.
[16:32] ---
He's got to be hungry, right? He'll feel better after he eats.
[16:33] ---
Well? Isn't our ramen totally gross?
[16:36] ---
I keep telling my old man,
but he won't change the recipe.
[16:39] ---
It is gross. And stale.
[16:42] ---
The soup uses MSG to cover up
the corners cut on chicken bones.
[16:45] ---
The main topping is a swirl
of fishcake, placed with pride.
[16:48] ---
This is from four generations back.
This is 1950s ramen.
[16:51] ---
This punk knows his stuff!
[16:53] ---
If a chain store opened nearby,
this place would be toast.
[16:58] ---
My father may have studied,
but he still suffered a tragic loss.
[17:03] ---
Let's hit my place next.
[17:05] ---
Our modern tech'll put
this fossilized ramen to shame!
[17:10] ---
Why, you--!
[17:11] ---
"Yoshida Motors"
[17:15] ---
Whaddya think, Itona?
Let the speed blow your cares away!
[17:18] ---
An unlicensed junior-high kid?
You sure about this?
[17:21] ---
It is on Yoshida's family property.
[17:23] ---
Feeling good and hyped?
[17:25] ---
It's not bad.
[17:26] ---
All riiight!
Now for my high-speed braking turn!
[17:32] ---
You idiot! Go help him!
What if the shock sets him off again?!
[17:37] ---
Aw, that's not enough to hurt him!
[17:39] ---
They're just flying by the seat of their pants.
[17:42] ---
Yeah.
[17:43] ---
I mean, they're basically idiots.
What do you want?
[17:47] ---
But at least Hazama's got some brains.
[17:50] ---
"The Count of Monte Cristo" "Alexandre Dumas"
But at least Hazama's got some brains.
[17:50] ---
"The Count of Monte Cristo" "Alexandre Dumas"
You want to get back at Shiro, don't you?
[17:53] ---
You want to get back at Shiro, don't you?
[17:53] ---
The famous novel of revenge:
The Count of Monte Cristo.
[17:57] ---
Seven volumes, 2,500 pages.
[17:59] ---
Read this and feed the darkness within.
[18:02] ---
He gives up on his revenge toward the end,
[18:04] ---
so don't bother reading that far.
[18:05] ---
That's too hard!
[18:07] ---
Hazama, your stuff is always
way too involved and way too dark!
[18:10] ---
What? You've got to
cherish the darkness in your heart!
[18:14] ---
Don't you have an easier way to cheer him up?
[18:17] ---
This guy probably ain't the brightest--
[18:21] ---
Uh-oh. He's getting all twitchy.
[18:23] ---
Probably pissed that Terasaka called him dumb.
[18:26] ---
No...
[18:27] ---
It's the tentacles.
He's going to flip out on us again!
[18:31] ---
I'm not like you, fine with any old way.
[18:34] ---
I'll do it now! I'll kill him,
and victory will be mine!
[18:40] ---
Terasaka!
[18:41] ---
Hey, Itona. I thought about
killin' that octopus today, too.
[18:47] ---
But you can't do it--not right away.
[18:52] ---
Get rid of that impossible vision
of yours. It's easier that way.
[18:57] ---
Shut up!
[19:00] ---
That's the second time...
and you're weaker now. Easier to grab.
[19:04] ---
Still hurts enough to wanna barf, though.
[19:08] ---
And that just reminds me
of Muramatsu's ramen.
[19:11] ---
Hey!
[19:12] ---
"Intro to Business" "Restaurant Management Manual"
Hey!
[19:12] ---
"Intro to Business" "Restaurant Management Manual"
That octopus told him to study business.
[19:14] ---
"Ramen" "Gyoza" "Matsuraikan"
That octopus told him to study business.
[19:17] ---
Gross ramen is fine for now.
One day, when he takes over,
[19:21] ---
his new flavors and management skills
will get that joint jumpin'.
[19:26] ---
He told Yoshida the same thing--
it could come in handy someday.
[19:31] ---
C'mon, Itona.
[19:33] ---
Don't let a couple losses throw you off course!
[19:36] ---
All you gotta do is win someday.
[19:39] ---
And when it comes to killin' that octopus...
it don't hafta be now.
[19:43] ---
We can fail a hundred times over.
[19:45] ---
Just kill him once before March... and we win.
[19:51] ---
You can use the prize money
to buy back your dad's factory.
[19:55] ---
Then your folks could come back.
[19:58] ---
I can't stand this.
[20:00] ---
What do I do until I come up with
my next vision of victory?
[20:04] ---
Huh?
[20:06] ---
You act like an idiot, like we did today!
That's what we're here for!
[20:13] ---
What other idiot could say that
with a straight face?
[20:17] ---
Although...
[20:18] ---
Sometimes a word from an idiot
is all you need to chill things out.
[20:24] ---
So I was being... hasty?
[20:28] ---
Yeah.
[20:29] ---
I think you were.
[20:30] ---
That tint of attachment
is gone from your eyes, Itona.
[20:34] ---
We can remove those
painful tentacle cells now.
[20:38] ---
In losing one great power,
you gain many friends.
[20:43] ---
You'll come kill me, won't you?
[20:45] ---
"Yoshida Motors"
You'll come kill me, won't you?
[20:45] ---
"Yoshida Motors"
Starting tomorrow?
[20:47] ---
Starting tomorrow?
[20:48] ---
Suit yourself.
[20:50] ---
I'm sick of this power--
and this whole "brothers" thing, too.
[20:56] ---
Hey, you made it! No more
busting through the wall, okay?
[21:01] ---
'Morning! That bandana's a good look on you!
[21:04] ---
Good morning. And how are you feeling?
[21:07] ---
Awful, now that I've lost my power.
[21:11] ---
But I don't feel any weaker.
[21:14] ---
In the end, I will kill you, Koro Sensei.
[21:18] ---
And so problem child Itona Horibe
[21:20] ---
finally joined our class.
[21:23] ---
"Tentacle"
finally joined our class.
[21:23] ---
"Tentacle"
Hey, Muramatsu--I'm broke.
[21:25] ---
"Tentacle"
I'll try not to barf, so let me have some ramen.
[21:28] ---
"Tentacle"
And he's in Terasaka's group.
[21:41] ---
The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:46] ---
If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:57] ---
And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
The multiplying footsteps,
the view from my window:
[22:14] ---
As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:19] ---
They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:36] ---
I'll gather up
and go through all of the things
[22:42] ---
Scattered beneath the waning moon
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[00:06] ---
Itona had attacked Koro Sensei three times.
[00:10] ---
Lots of stuff happened,
but in the end, he finally joined our class.
[00:14] ---
Then, a week later...
[00:18] ---
All right, class, I'll see you tomorrow.
[00:21] ---
I finally got paid, so I'm
heading out for some Shanghai crab!
[00:27] ---
Yi, er, san, go!
[00:29] ---
No fair leaving us out!
[00:32] ---
Now that it's the second term,
our work's getting a lot harder.
[00:36] ---
Koro Sensei's really trying
to get our grades up.
[00:40] ---
That's nice and all, but I haven't
picked up any girls in ages.
[00:50] ---
You're sticking around, Itona?
[00:51] ---
"Tentacle"
You're sticking around, Itona?
[00:53] ---
"Tentacle"
What are you making?
[00:55] ---
"Tentacle"
Just what it looks like:
[00:56] ---
an RC tank.
[00:58] ---
Why?
[01:00] ---
I had an all-day cram session
with that octopus yesterday.
[01:04] ---
It stressed me out.
[01:06] ---
We'll save that for later.
Now for your next question.
[01:11] ---
He really ticked me off...
so I'll use this to kill him.
[01:14] ---
"Tentacle"
[01:15] ---
"Tentacle"
Just like Terasaka's dumb face told me...
[01:18] ---
I can fail a hundred times.
[01:21] ---
So I'll go kill him, expecting the worst.
[01:24] ---
Go kill him? You mean...
[01:26] ---
B-But this thing...
[01:28] ---
It's, like, crazy high-tech!
[01:44] ---
You're all I think about
[01:47] ---
Starting not to see anything else
[01:50] ---
I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:55] ---
Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:58] ---
I've spared no effort since then
[02:00] ---
Should be over my problems by now
[02:04] ---
I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[02:08] ---
And just when I get warmed up
[02:11] ---
Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[02:16] ---
Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[02:22] ---
Thousands, tens of thousands
of times I've given form to my feelings
[02:27] ---
Driven them in,
thrown them in--but all you do is run
[02:33] ---
Question, question: what
[02:35] ---
Question, question: on earth
[02:38] ---
Question, question: did I
[02:41] ---
Ever know about you anyway?
[02:44] ---
Question, question: why
[02:46] ---
Question, question: is it
[02:49] ---
Question, question: you are
[02:52] ---
So close and yet so far away?
[03:01] ---
"Fourth Period: Spinning Time"
"by Masayoshi Kimura"
[03:05] ---
Is this for real?
[03:09] ---
This thing uses cell phone camera parts.
[03:12] ---
Wow, Itona...
You thought up these tweaks yourself?
[03:17] ---
I learned basic electronics
at my old man's shop.
[03:21] ---
Anybody could do it. Except Terasaka.
[03:25] ---
Itona's changed so much
from when he had those tentacles.
[03:30] ---
Tongue's as sharp as ever, though.
[03:41] ---
Whoa!
[04:03] ---
Amazing... It's practically silent
when it moves and when it shoots!
[04:08] ---
I used a lot of electronic controls
to minimize gear noise.
[04:13] ---
The camera feed is sent to the controller,
[04:15] ---
moving in tandem with the main gun's sights.
[04:18] ---
Wow, real spy stuff!
[04:20] ---
Even if you can aim this at him...
where would you aim?
[04:23] ---
I'll let you guys in on something.
[04:26] ---
There's one ideal place
we should be aiming for:
[04:28] ---
our target's weak spot.
[04:30] ---
Koro Sensei's weak spot?!
[04:32] ---
He has a heart. Right under his tie.
[04:36] ---
If we hit that, we can
take him down in a single strike.
[04:45] ---
He'll probably have spread the word by now--
[04:48] ---
about my weak point, that is.
[04:49] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #26: His heart"
about my weak point, that is.
[04:50] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #26: His heart"
Assassination is bound to get a lot more fun with Itona in the mix.
[04:57] ---
We can use this.
[04:59] ---
Yeah.
[05:00] ---
Okay, let's give it a test run
to prep for an assassination.
[05:04] ---
If it breaks during the real deal,
we'll be clean outta luck.
[05:08] ---
"Staff Room"
[05:08] ---
"Staff Room"
Dead slow ahead!
[05:16] ---
Bye, Professor Bitch!
[05:18] ---
See you later!
[05:19] ---
Go straight home, now--no detours.
[05:23] ---
We will!
[05:24] ---
Want to stop for a snack?
[05:25] ---
Yeah, let's!
[05:27] ---
But you just said...
[05:32] ---
See anything?
[05:34] ---
No--the camera didn't get that far.
The field of view is too narrow!
[05:39] ---
Can't we put in a bigger camera?
[05:41] ---
It'll increase the weight,
decrease its mobility,
[05:44] ---
and make target acquisition more difficult.
[05:47] ---
In that case...
[05:49] ---
Why don't we use a fisheye lens on the camera?
[05:52] ---
"Advisor: Kotaro Takebayashi"
Takebayashi!
[05:54] ---
"Correction" "Standard" "Fisheye"
Takebayashi!
[05:54] ---
"Correction" "Standard" "Fisheye"
If we have the CPU correct any distortion in the received image...
[05:58] ---
"Correction" "Standard" "Fisheye"
even a small lens can get us a wide field of view.
[06:02] ---
Got it.
[06:02] ---
"Camera Crew: Taiga Okajima"
Got it.
[06:03] ---
"Camera Crew: Taiga Okajima"
I'll find a small fisheye lens with a big viewing angle.
[06:07] ---
Ritsu?
[06:08] ---
Yes?
[06:09] ---
Can you build a distortion correction program?
[06:12] ---
Sure! I don't know what
you need it for, but I'll take care of it!
[06:16] ---
You're a genius, Takebayashi.
[06:19] ---
We need a recording function.
[06:21] ---
Yeah--it's a must for
effective analysis of our upgrades.
[06:25] ---
And yet you were totally
turned off by an underwear thief.
[06:28] ---
All in the name of assassination! Onward!
[06:31] ---
Uh... Prototype 0!
[06:39] ---
"High-Mobility Recovery Crew: Masayoshi Kimura"
[06:39] ---
"High-Mobility Recovery Crew: Masayoshi Kimura"
I'll go flip it over!
[06:41] ---
Thanks, Kimura!
[06:43] ---
Shouldn't its suspension
be able to handle uneven surfaces?
[06:46] ---
I'll come up with something.
[06:48] ---
"Drive System Planning Support: Taisei Yoshida"
I'll come up with something.
[06:48] ---
"Drive System Planning Support: Taisei Yoshida"
I know a little about drive systems and metalworking.
[06:51] ---
This light khaki chassis color is too obvious.
[06:54] ---
That's combat camouflage.
[06:57] ---
It's got to blend into the school scenery,
or the target might notice it.
[07:01] ---
I'm on it.
[07:02] ---
"Camouflage Manager: Sosuke Sugaya"
[07:03] ---
"Camouflage Manager: Sosuke Sugaya"
School camouflage. I'll paint it up.
[07:06] ---
"Staff Room"
RC stuff is hardly human-sized.
[07:08] ---
"Old Campus"
RC stuff is hardly human-sized.
[07:09] ---
"Old Campus"
In the name of better maneuvering,
[07:11] ---
"Road Map Cartographer: Hiroto Maehara"
In the name of better maneuvering,
[07:12] ---
"Road Map Cartographer: Hiroto Maehara"
I'll draw up a map.
[07:14] ---
I'll draw up a map.
[07:14] ---
They really lose themselves
when smut's involved.
[07:18] ---
So sleazy.
[07:25] ---
"The Next Day"
[07:28] ---
Hey. I finished the transmission yesterday.
[07:32] ---
Hey, guys.
[07:34] ---
I made us breakfast.
[07:34] ---
"Provisions Supplier: Takuya Muramatsu"
I made us breakfast.
[07:36] ---
How do you like this school camo?
[07:40] ---
You guys do realize that this is
all for an assassination plan, right?
[07:46] ---
Yeah, we know,
Mr. Student Council President!
[07:48] ---
All right, let's get in a test run
before the girls show up!
[07:52] ---
Yeah!
[07:53] ---
Nobody's tardy on a day like this.
[07:56] ---
Ritsu starts up at eight o'clock sharp.
[08:00] ---
I don't want to hurt her.
[08:01] ---
Uh, yeah.
[08:06] ---
Argh! You idiot!
[08:07] ---
You gotta move carefully or it'll flip again!
[08:10] ---
Move! It's my turn!
[08:12] ---
There was no need to worry
whether the antisocial Itona
[08:16] ---
would fit in with our class.
[08:18] ---
Smut and killing and making things:
[08:20] ---
Having hit all the boys' buttons,
they formed a circle around him.
[08:26] ---
Itona, we're all working on this together.
[08:29] ---
Why don't you give this thing a code name?
[08:33] ---
I'll think about it.
[08:37] ---
The tentacles once asked me
what I wanted to be.
[08:42] ---
When I said I wanted to be strong...
[08:44] ---
soon that was all I could think about:
[08:47] ---
hazy thoughts of fighting and winning.
[08:51] ---
You can start with a fine thread.
[08:53] ---
Over time, you'll spin it
into something stronger.
[08:55] ---
Itona: "becoming thread."
My wish for you, right there in your name.
[09:00] ---
How did I ever forget my roots?
[09:05] ---
Ack! It crashed! Terasaka, you suck at this!
[09:08] ---
Say what?!
[09:10] ---
--Hey, Itona, isn't this lever a little loose?
--This is probably where I should have started all along.
[09:20] ---
A monster!
[09:22] ---
--Run!
--No--fire!
[09:27] ---
The main gun's nowhere near strong enough!
[09:29] ---
Gotta tweak that, too!
[09:32] ---
Eeeyikes!
[09:42] ---
Dammit...
To think we were done in by a weasel.
[09:46] ---
Next time we'll need to
assign a driver and a gunner.
[09:50] ---
You're on firing duty, Chiba.
[09:51] ---
"Gunner: Ryunosuke Chiba"
You're on firing duty, Chiba.
[09:51] ---
"Gunner: Ryunosuke Chiba"
Uh... okay.
[09:54] ---
Mistakes are all part of
the development process.
[09:59] ---
Itona I may have been a dud,
[09:59] ---
"Itona I"
Itona I may have been a dud,
[10:01] ---
"Itona I"
but we'll spin it into something stronger.
[10:02] ---
but we'll spin it into something stronger.
[10:05] ---
I can fail a hundred times,
[10:07] ---
but I will kill him in the end.
[10:10] ---
Hope I can count on you.
[10:12] ---
You bet.
[10:14] ---
Bloodlust is what binds us together.
[10:16] ---
This is going to be fun.
[10:19] ---
All right! By March, we'll have this thing
looking up all the girls' skirts!
[10:24] ---
So that's our goal now?
[10:27] ---
What's this about up our skirts?
[10:29] ---
Kataoka!
[10:30] ---
Nothing! We were talking about
side skirts on cars, that's all!
[10:34] ---
Oh, we heard you.
[10:35] ---
Boys suck.
[10:37] ---
And just who came up with the idea?
[10:39] ---
I'm sure it wasn't you, Itona.
[10:41] ---
--Okajima.
--Hey!
[10:44] ---
Good morning! Oh, Okajima!
[10:47] ---
I have that fisheye lens
correction program ready for you.
[10:53] ---
Wait! It wasn't just me! Right?
[10:56] ---
Beats me. Don't pull me into this, Okajima.
[10:58] ---
Maehara, you dirty rat!
[11:00] ---
Just give it up, guys.
[11:03] ---
Either way, it's clear you were
all in on this little scheme.
[11:06] ---
Boys suck.
[11:09] ---
What's going on?
[11:10] ---
Kind of a crime of passion.
[11:12] ---
Huh.
[11:14] ---
No, it's, like, all adventurous!
[11:16] ---
You boys are impossible.
[11:21] ---
Karma, I'm skipping today.
Show me a good spot.
[11:25] ---
Wow, you can talk! Yeah, sure.
[11:28] ---
Hey, you! Itona!
[11:31] ---
Itona's tougher than we thought.
[11:35] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
"by Nagisa Shiota"
[11:39] ---
"Itona Horibe"
[11:40] ---
"Itona Horibe"
Oh, so "Itona" is written with the characters for "becoming thread"?
[11:44] ---
One of those flashy names!
[11:46] ---
--Hey!
--It's a good name! Sounds cool.
[11:49] ---
"Tentacle"
There are plenty of people with weird names in this class.
[11:55] ---
"Masayoshi Kimura"
What? "Justice"?! I totally thought it was "Masayoshi!"
[12:01] ---
Everyone's generous enough
to read it that way, yeah.
[12:05] ---
And I asked Koro Sensei to call me that, too.
[12:08] ---
Sure made us nervous,
hearing your name at the entrance ceremony!
[12:11] ---
Yeah, I guess.
[12:12] ---
I hate the thought of another
public execution come graduation.
[12:17] ---
Kimura's parents are police officers.
[12:20] ---
"Justice"
Kimura's parents are police officers.
[12:20] ---
"Justice"
They were so high on justice
[12:22] ---
"Justice"
that that's what they named their child.
[12:24] ---
And being my parents, they'd just
smack me if I complained about it.
[12:30] ---
They didn't think about how much
a kid could get teased in school.
[12:35] ---
That's parents for you.
[12:38] ---
Me, with this face--I'm Kirara. Kirara!
[12:42] ---
Do I look like a Kirara to you?
[12:44] ---
N-No...
[12:46] ---
My mom lives in her own little fantasy world,
[12:48] ---
but if something happens that she doesn't like,
[12:50] ---
she goes into screaming hysterics.
[12:52] ---
That's the kind of
stress-filled house I grew up in.
[12:55] ---
No way was I going to
grow into my adorable little name.
[13:00] ---
You've sure got it rough,
saddled with such weird names.
[13:05] ---
"Karma Akabane"
[13:05] ---
"Karma Akabane"
Oh, me?
[13:07] ---
Oh, me?
[13:07] ---
I actually rather like my name.
[13:10] ---
Guess some kids
inherit their folks' strange tastes.
[13:14] ---
Hmm...
[13:15] ---
I'm not satisfied
with how I was named, either.
[13:19] ---
Huh? I though you liked "Koro Sensei."
Kayano named you that.
[13:23] ---
I do like it. That's why I'm not satisfied.
[13:26] ---
There are still two people
who won't call me by that name.
[13:31] ---
Mr. Karasuma just says "Hey" or "You there."
[13:36] ---
We're not some middle-aged married couple!
[13:38] ---
But it's embarrassing for a
full-grown adult to be like, "Koro Sensei!"
[13:45] ---
Then why don't we call each other
by code names instead?
[13:49] ---
Code names?
[13:50] ---
Yeah--we make new names for everyone.
[13:54] ---
Like the assassins we met on the island:
[13:57] ---
they called each other
by code names to hide their real ones.
[14:00] ---
Don't you think it's kinda cool and assassin-y?
[14:03] ---
I see. Good idea!
[14:06] ---
"Lottery Box"
I see. Good idea!
[14:06] ---
"Lottery Box"
Here's what we'll do:
[14:08] ---
Write down your suggestions.
[14:10] ---
We'll call each other
by the names I pull out of this box.
[14:14] ---
Sounds fun, but do we have to
think up names for everyone?
[14:18] ---
"Tentacle"
I'm just writing down whatever comes to mind.
[14:22] ---
All right... using real names
is forbidden all day today!
[14:26] ---
Whaaat?
[14:31] ---
Baseball Geek, Baseball Geek!
[14:34] ---
Any movement from the target?
[14:35] ---
Nothing yet, Lanky Artist!
[14:36] ---
"Code Name: Baseball Geek"
Nothing yet, Lanky Artist!
[14:38] ---
"Code Name: Baseball Geek"
Da Densest is hiding in wait near a lone pine.
[14:41] ---
Team President Poverty will come from behind,
[14:43] ---
"Code Name: President Poverty"
Team President Poverty will come from behind,
[14:43] ---
"Code Name: President Poverty"
chase him into the swamp,
[14:45] ---
"Code Name: Hot-and-Cold Sniper"
chase him into the swamp,
[14:45] ---
"Code Name: Hot-and-Cold Sniper"
and then Hot-and-Cold Sniper will fire on him.
[14:51] ---
Okay--here goes!
[14:53] ---
Shape up, you two!
[14:54] ---
"Code Name: Da Densest"
Shape up, you two!
[14:55] ---
"Code Name: Da Densest"
How can you let your target leave the scene?
[14:56] ---
How can you let your target leave the scene?
[14:57] ---
Especially you, Womanizing Scumbag!
[14:58] ---
"Code Name: Womanizing Scumbag"
Especially you, Womanizing Scumbag!
[14:59] ---
"Code Name: Womanizing Scumbag"
Always hold your gun at firing height!
[15:02] ---
"Code Name: Womanizing Scumbag"
Dammit! Like I'll let you escape!
[15:03] ---
Director Mushroom! Mistress Kanzaki! Fluffy Stag Beetle!
[15:07] ---
He's headed your way!
[15:08] ---
Got it!
[15:11] ---
Ah! He went another way!
[15:14] ---
Home Plate!
[15:14] ---
"Code Name: Home Plate"
Home Plate!
[15:15] ---
"Code Name: Loofah"
Loofah!
[15:15] ---
"Code Name: Picture-Book Graduate"
Picture-Book Graduate!
[15:17] ---
On it!
[15:19] ---
Get him looking at the ground, and...
[15:24] ---
Nicely done,
[15:25] ---
"Code Name: Pseudo-Takaoka"
Pseudo-Takaoka.
[15:26] ---
But it's not enough!
[15:28] ---
Scoring one hit on me doesn't mean
you can ever take him down!
[15:32] ---
Poison Specs! Forever Flat!
[15:33] ---
"Code Name: Forever Flat" "Code Name: Poison Specs"
Poison Specs! Forever Flat!
[15:35] ---
"Code Name: Forever Flat" "Code Name: Poison Specs"
If I can see where you're firing from,
[15:36] ---
"Code Name: Forever Flat" "Code Name: Poison Specs"
I can dodge your shots!
[15:37] ---
I can dodge your shots!
[15:38] ---
He saw us! Take over,
[15:40] ---
Dignified Didact!
[15:42] ---
Okay! C'mon, English Lass and Gender!
[15:42] ---
"Code Name: Dignified Didact"
Okay! C'mon, English Lass and Gender!
[15:43] ---
Okay! C'mon, English Lass and Gender!
[15:44] ---
"Code Name: Gender" "Code Name: English Lass"
Okay! C'mon, English Lass and Gender!
[15:45] ---
"Code Name: Gender" "Code Name: English Lass"
Roger!
[15:49] ---
Nice shooting this time,
without giving away their location.
[15:53] ---
Must be Dignified Didact's leadership.
[15:56] ---
"Code Name: This Manga is Amazing!" "Code Name: Terminal Perv"
Keep your distance from behind, then wait for your chance...
[15:59] ---
Terminal Perv and This Manga
is Amazing! aren't bad, either.
[16:03] ---
Semi-Senioritis has blocked the escape route!
[16:04] ---
"Code Name: Semi-Senioritis"
Semi-Senioritis has blocked the escape route!
[16:05] ---
We're counting on you,
[16:07] ---
"Code Name: Dating Sim Emo Character"
We're counting on you,
[16:07] ---
"Code Name: Dating Sim Emo Character"
Dating Sim Emo Character!
[16:18] ---
Dating Sim Emo Character!
Assume your target is always on guard!
[16:23] ---
I know.
[16:25] ---
But I'm not the one who'll take you down.
[16:27] ---
Justice!
[16:40] ---
So how did it feel,
[16:41] ---
spending the day under code names?
[16:43] ---
Kind of... painful.
[16:46] ---
"Scrunchies and Boobs"?
[16:48] ---
Being called "Amazing Ape" over and over...
[16:51] ---
Ah, yes, I see, I see.
[16:53] ---
What does "Box o' Moe" mean?
[16:55] ---
Probably exactly that.
[16:57] ---
Koro Sensei!
[16:59] ---
Why was I the only one with my real name?
[17:02] ---
Because I knew what you'd be
doing in phys ed training today.
[17:06] ---
I figured, with your mobility,
you'd play quite a role.
[17:09] ---
And given the awesome moves you pulled off,
[17:12] ---
the name "Justice" is a perfect fit.
[17:15] ---
So it is!
[17:18] ---
"Petition for Name Change" "Justice Kimura" "Masayoshi Kimura"
Just to reassure you, Kimura,
[17:21] ---
"Petition for Name Change" "Justice Kimura" "Masayoshi Kimura"
it should be relatively easy to put in for a name change.
[17:24] ---
it should be relatively easy to put in for a name change.
[17:26] ---
Oh, right!
[17:27] ---
Still, Kimura...
[17:29] ---
If you kill me, I bet this is how
the world will see your name:
[17:36] ---
"'Justice' indeed! A perfect name
for the hero who saved Earth!"
[17:43] ---
To be honest, there's no
great meaning to the grand names
[17:46] ---
our parents give us.
[17:48] ---
What's meaningful is what we,
so named, accomplish in our lives.
[17:53] ---
Names don't make a person.
[17:55] ---
They're merely left behind in
our footsteps as we walk through life.
[18:00] ---
How about cherishing
that name for a while longer?
[18:05] ---
At least...
[18:10] ---
...until the assassination's over with.
[18:13] ---
Okay?
[18:18] ---
I think I will.
[18:21] ---
So! Today's the day we used code names.
[18:24] ---
Now to tell you mine!
[18:27] ---
Please call me this from now on:
[18:30] ---
"Prince of the Fateful Eternal Wind"
Please call me this from now on:
[18:30] ---
"Prince of the Fateful Eternal Wind"
"Prince of the Fateful Eternal Wind."
[18:37] ---
Why do you get to pick
such a fancy-pants name?!
[18:39] ---
And what's with that smug look?
[18:42] ---
Aw, c'mon, why not? Just for one day!
[18:45] ---
Koro Sensei spent the rest of the day
[18:47] ---
"Code Name: The Octopus of the Idiotic Perverted Chicken"
as "The Octopus of the Idiotic Perverted Chicken."
[18:50] ---
"Code Name: The Octopus of the Idiotic Perverted Chicken"
"The Octopus of the Idiotic Perverted Chicken!"
[18:52] ---
"Code Name: The Octopus of the Idiotic Perverted Chicken"
Huh? Octopus?!
[18:55] ---
That was a blast!
[18:56] ---
"Code Name: Specs (LOL)"
[18:58] ---
Sure was funny today,
using code names in class.
[19:01] ---
Sure was.
[19:03] ---
Right, Picture-Book Graduate?
[19:04] ---
Can it, Baseball Geek.
[19:07] ---
Ouch!
[19:09] ---
What does it even mean?
[19:10] ---
Yeah, and whose big idea
was it to put me down
[19:14] ---
as "Forever Flat," huh?
[19:15] ---
Gulp!
[19:18] ---
So it was you.
[19:18] ---
"Code Name: The Art of Darkness"
So it was you.
[19:20] ---
So it was you.
[19:20] ---
See you tomorrow.
[19:23] ---
Hey, I'll put up with that
nasty ramen again today. C'mon.
[19:28] ---
Now look here...
[19:29] ---
He's totally a Terasaka guy.
[19:32] ---
He really is.
[19:33] ---
And so the days went on,
each of us giving it our all.
[19:39] ---
But we were the End Class.
Our fun times couldn't last forever.
[19:49] ---
How's the second term coming?
[19:51] ---
Of course, "poorly" isn't
an option in my son's A Class.
[19:58] ---
It's going smoothly.
[20:00] ---
I'm thorough in my handling of any students
[20:03] ---
who lag behind even the slightest bit.
[20:06] ---
I'll train everyone up even higher
with an eye on the midterms.
[20:10] ---
How encouraging.
[20:12] ---
However... the students are
still talking about you
[20:18] ---
letting the E Class
get carried away in the first term--
[20:21] ---
because you were still inexperienced.
[20:30] ---
I'll squash them... as one of the strong.
[20:36] ---
Naturally. Not having students in
the roles of "the strong" and "the weak"
[20:44] ---
would run counter to my educational principles.
[20:49] ---
Allow me to give you some guidance,
for your own sake.
[20:54] ---
About the aptitude of the one
standing at the peak: the leader.
[21:00] ---
First consider where
and when you want to win.
[21:04] ---
Then consider how.
[21:05] ---
How will you use loopholes in the rules
to best use the pieces you hold?
[21:12] ---
A leader's aptitude.
[21:15] ---
Without that, you'll never best me, Asano.
[21:19] ---
All right...
[21:23] ---
I'll show you my aptitude,
[21:26] ---
Mr. Principal, sir.
[21:41] ---
The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:47] ---
If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:58] ---
And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
The multiplying footsteps,
the view from my window:
[22:14] ---
As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:37] ---
I'll gather up
and go through all of the things
[22:42] ---
Scattered beneath the waning moon
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[00:07] ---
Having obtained certain information,
[00:10] ---
we were now secretly investigating the truth.
[00:13] ---
Or so our cover story went.
[00:14] ---
In fact, we'd infiltrated this café
a good ways from school
[00:18] ---
just for the heck of it.
[00:20] ---
Wow, what a man!
[00:24] ---
Welcome! Ah, always good to see you,
[00:27] ---
Mrs. Harada and Mrs. Ito.
[00:29] ---
How's it going, little Yuma?
[00:31] ---
We come here more for
you than for the coffee!
[00:35] ---
Now don't say that. Wouldn't want
the owner to head to the dark side.
[00:39] ---
So, a mocha for you, Mrs. Harada,
and a double espresso for Mrs. Ito?
[00:43] ---
Our manager's special today
is a nice chiffon cake.
[00:46] ---
Ooh! We'll take two.
[00:48] ---
Thank you very much.
[00:50] ---
Our leader really is a man among men.
[00:53] ---
I could kill him.
[00:55] ---
You're sure making that
one cup of tea last a while.
[00:58] ---
And why not? We are keeping
your job secret, you know.
[01:02] ---
I get it. A shakedown, eh?
[01:04] ---
If you'll take a second steep,
this round's on me.
[01:07] ---
What a man!
[01:09] ---
Carrying all that at once?
[01:12] ---
What a man!
[01:13] ---
Don't tell me
your mom's feeling poorly again?
[01:16] ---
Yes, well...
[01:18] ---
It's just me and Mom,
so I have to help out with the finances.
[01:22] ---
What a man!
[01:24] ---
Him being poor is his only negative.
[01:27] ---
And he even turns *that
*into a cool-guy advantage!
[01:29] ---
He wears his bargain-basement
clothes so neat and clean,
[01:31] ---
they don't look cheap at all.
[01:33] ---
What a man!
[01:33] ---
What a man!
[01:33] ---
"What a man!"
What a man!
[01:35] ---
He let me eat some of the goldfish
he caught at the summer festival.
[01:38] ---
And boy, can he cook a good goldfish!
[01:41] ---
What a man!
[01:41] ---
"What a man!"
What a man!
[01:42] ---
And after he used the bathroom?
[01:45] ---
The toilet paper was folded into a triangle!
[01:47] ---
What a man!
[01:47] ---
"What a man!"
What a man!
[01:49] ---
Hey, I fold toilet paper, too!
[01:51] ---
Into a triangle!
[01:52] ---
"Disgusting!"
Disgusting!
[01:54] ---
Just look at him. Perfect biddy bait!
[01:57] ---
"What a man!"
What a man!
[01:58] ---
--Oh, Nagisa!
--Uh, middle-aged women in my neighborhood dote on me, too.
[02:00] ---
--Like a widdle animal!
--Uh, middle-aged women in my neighborhood dote on me, too.
[02:01] ---
Shape up!
[02:01] ---
"Shape up!"
Shape up!
[02:03] ---
He's still getting love letters
from girls on the main campus.
[02:06] ---
What a man!
[02:06] ---
"What a man!"
What a man!
[02:07] ---
--Well... so am I.
[02:09] ---
--For you, miss!
--Well... so am I.
[02:10] ---
"Forbidden love..."
Forbidden love!
[02:12] ---
Some things only suit
cool guys like Isogai... or me.
[02:17] ---
What a m--
[02:19] ---
What are you doing here?!
[02:21] ---
The honey toast here is divine!
[02:24] ---
It's why I turn a blind eye
to Isogai's part-time job.
[02:29] ---
You don't seem to be too upset about Isogai
[02:32] ---
being such a man among men.
[02:34] ---
Huh? No.
[02:36] ---
Why is that?
[02:37] ---
Why?
[02:40] ---
Well, because he's a good guy, that's all.
[02:43] ---
Uh-huh!
[02:44] ---
Do we need another reason?
[02:46] ---
Welcome!
[02:49] ---
Oh...? Oh, dear!
[02:51] ---
Our intel was right.
There is a student working here!
[02:55] ---
Isogai, you naughty boy!
[02:57] ---
This is your second
major violation of the school rules.
[03:00] ---
I expected better, Isogai.
[03:03] ---
Asano! This couldn't be worse.
[03:20] ---
You're all I think about
[03:23] ---
Starting not to see anything else
[03:26] ---
I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[03:31] ---
Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[03:34] ---
I've spared no effort since then
[03:36] ---
Should be over my problems by now
[03:40] ---
I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[03:44] ---
And just when I get warmed up
[03:47] ---
Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[03:52] ---
Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[03:58] ---
Thousands, tens of thousands
of times I've given form to my feelings
[04:03] ---
Driven them in,
thrown them in--but all you do is run
[04:09] ---
Question, question: what
[04:11] ---
Question, question: on earth
[04:14] ---
Question, question: did I
[04:17] ---
Ever know about you anyway?
[04:19] ---
Question, question: why
[04:22] ---
Question, question: is it
[04:25] ---
Question, question: you are
[04:28] ---
So close and yet so far away?
[04:37] ---
"Fifth Period: Leader Time"
"by Yuma Isogai"
[04:42] ---
The last time we found out about your job,
[04:44] ---
you went down to the E Class.
[04:47] ---
It seems you've done
no soul-searching since then.
[04:50] ---
Can't you keep this quiet, Asano?
[04:54] ---
Just working this month
will net me all the money I need.
[04:58] ---
Well, I would like to
give you a chance, if I can.
[05:03] ---
When Asano's up to no good,
[05:07] ---
he's the spitting image of the principal.
[05:09] ---
All right--on one condition.
[05:13] ---
Show me your fighting spirit
and we'll pretend this never happened.
[05:18] ---
My fighting spirit?
[05:19] ---
Per school tradition,
[05:22] ---
those who possess a fighting spirit
out in society are revered above all else.
[05:27] ---
A fighting spirit that garners
enough respect to nullify a conduct violation.
[05:31] ---
And to show that spirit...
[05:33] ---
Pole-toppling at the sports festival?
[05:36] ---
Yep. If we beat the A Class,
they'll let Isogai slide.
[05:42] ---
Bah. Obviously they're lookin' to embarrass us.
[05:47] ---
So what do we do? If we say no,
Isogai'll be penalized again.
[05:51] ---
Screw this up and he might even be expelled.
[05:54] ---
No... you don't have to.
[05:58] ---
You never know what Asano has up his sleeve.
[06:02] ---
And besides, I made this bed--
I'll take responsibility and lie in it.
[06:06] ---
Expel me for all I care!
[06:08] ---
I can still pull off
an assassination off school grounds!
[06:11] ---
Wh-What a...
[06:14] ---
What a horrible idea!
[06:15] ---
Huh?!
[06:16] ---
Quit acting so self-satisfied,
you cowlicked poor!
[06:19] ---
"Cowlicked poor"?!
[06:20] ---
Don't overthink this, Isogai.
[06:23] ---
We just have to beat those nerds
at pole-toppling, right?
[06:27] ---
We've got this in the bag!
[06:28] ---
We sure do. We're practically lucky
you got caught working!
[06:33] ---
This is our chance to
pay 'em back for all their daily spite!
[06:37] ---
Topple 'em, hell--we'll destroy 'em!
[06:39] ---
Right, Big Man?
[06:41] ---
You guys...
[06:43] ---
Okay, let's do it!
[06:45] ---
Yeah!
[06:46] ---
This is how it usually goes:
[06:49] ---
putting class harmony first,
above his own needs.
[06:52] ---
It all amounts to personal magnetism,
[06:55] ---
the most essential attribute of a leader.
[06:58] ---
Now, perhaps a fellow
man among men could lend a hand!
[07:04] ---
Pole-toppling, eh?
[07:06] ---
We did that plenty of times
in the Defense Academy.
[07:09] ---
That's no assassination--it's war.
[07:11] ---
The difference in team size
can be a huge handicap.
[07:15] ---
They're well-trained, but can they
best a team nearly twice as big?
[07:27] ---
"Entrance"
[07:29] ---
"Water Gods" "Mighty Warriors" "Sure Victory"
[07:33] ---
Woo! Awesome, Kimura!
[07:35] ---
Smile even bigger now! That's it, Justice!
[07:35] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #27: Acts like a proud parent"
Smile even bigger now! That's it, Justice!
[07:45] ---
Bread is for drinking.
[07:47] ---
Too cool!
[07:49] ---
Yes--assassination has improved
your physical fitness, balance,
[07:53] ---
kinetic vision, and sense of distance.
[07:55] ---
--That's harassment!
--This extraordinary competition is sure to show them off.
[07:57] ---
--Huh?
--This extraordinary competition is sure to show them off.
[07:58] ---
Look how fast that runt
is crawling through the net!
[08:01] ---
Her body's got no resistance!
[08:03] ---
Each student's individuality
will be their weapon.
[08:06] ---
It's up to you how best to use
that in pole-toppling, Isogai.
[08:13] ---
What is it?
[08:15] ---
Koro Sensei, no matter what anyone says,
[08:17] ---
Asano is one amazing guy.
[08:19] ---
"Pole-Toppling Strategy Book"
Asano is one amazing guy.
[08:20] ---
"Pole-Toppling Strategy Book"
I'm definitely no match for him.
[08:25] ---
It's true that no matter how talented you are,
[08:29] ---
once you're out in the world,
there will always be someone better.
[08:32] ---
Like he is.
[08:34] ---
What now?
If everyone gets hurt because of me...
[08:38] ---
The thing is...
[08:40] ---
Out in the world,
one person has only so much power.
[08:44] ---
Yeah!
[08:46] ---
The power to command allies into battle:
[08:49] ---
That's where you've got Asano beat.
[08:52] ---
If you find yourself in a pinch,
everyone will fight alongside you.
[08:57] ---
That's your personal magnetism.
[09:00] ---
And as for me, I'm glad I got to be
your teacher instead of Asano's.
[09:09] ---
All right, guys!
[09:10] ---
Let's go into this guns blazing--like always!
[09:13] ---
Yeah!
[09:14] ---
"Broadcast Booth"
Yeah!
[09:15] ---
"Broadcast Booth"
Now for an exhibition match!
[09:16] ---
"Broadcast Booth"
Seems the E Class has challenged the A Class to a battle!
[09:19] ---
Seems the E Class has challenged the A Class to a battle!
[09:21] ---
Okay, Kunugigaoka's elite--give 'em hell!
[09:25] ---
Foreigners?
[09:26] ---
That's gotta be against the rules!
[09:28] ---
And in the spirit of cultural exchange,
this exhibition match
[09:32] ---
will include all our exchange students!
[09:34] ---
That Asano's being way too careful.
[09:37] ---
Is that how badly he wants to win?
[09:41] ---
This is gonna be good.
[09:43] ---
What will the E Class do now?
[09:48] ---
If the E Class wants to
win with so few members,
[09:52] ---
they'll have to abandon defense and attack--
[09:54] ---
only to get swallowed up by our ironclad defense and be crushed.
[09:58] ---
"Asano" "Initial A-Class Formation: Defend & Destroy"
only to get swallowed up by our ironclad defense and be crushed.
[10:01] ---
Hey--does the End Class even want to win?
[10:04] ---
No one's on offense!
[10:06] ---
What's with the E Class? They're going all-in on defense!
[10:07] ---
"Initial E-Class Formation: Absolute Defense Form"
What's with the E Class? They're going all-in on defense!
[10:10] ---
What's with the E Class? They're going all-in on defense!
[10:10] ---
Might they be cowed by the skill gap?
[10:13] ---
Let the battle begin!
[10:17] ---
Bring it on, Asano!
[10:18] ---
Trying to lure us out, eh?
You underestimate us.
[10:22] ---
Offense team, Plan F!
[10:24] ---
Roger!
[10:27] ---
We're not trying to bring down the pole.
[10:31] ---
No, we mean to crush you--once and for all.
[10:33] ---
"E-Class Main Unit"
No, we mean to crush you--once and for all.
[10:34] ---
No, we mean to crush you--once and for all.
[10:34] ---
Whoa! Here they come!
[10:39] ---
Dammit!
[10:40] ---
We're not just gonna roll over and take this!
[10:47] ---
"Fight to the Finish" "Bravery!"
[10:48] ---
"Fight to the Finish" "Bravery!"
Two down!
[10:50] ---
They've been flung out to the stands!
[10:53] ---
Th-This isn't good, Koro Sensei!
[10:55] ---
A tight defense doesn't matter
if they just get picked off one by one!
[11:00] ---
Why don't you fight instead of
defending like a bunch of turtles?
[11:03] ---
Hmph. But you don't even
understand me, do you.
[11:06] ---
It's all right, man.
[11:08] ---
Why don't you attack instead of chatting away?
[11:11] ---
Hmph. Bring it on!
[11:15] ---
Okay, guys--now!
[11:16] ---
Operation: Tentacles!
[11:21] ---
"E-Class Formation: Tentacle Tangle"
[11:23] ---
Pin 'em down!
[11:25] ---
The E Class comes together
with the weight of the pole!
[11:29] ---
Now this is intense! They're playing dirty!
[11:32] ---
Ain't no rule against
usin' the pole as a weapon!
[11:36] ---
Get off of me!
[11:37] ---
You're not goin' anywhere!
[11:39] ---
A splendid defense.
[11:41] ---
But you've got seven men strictly on defense,
and two are out for the count.
[11:46] ---
We just have even more of an advantage now.
[11:49] ---
Guerilla teams on both flanks:
[11:50] ---
Plan K!
[11:55] ---
There's a gap right in the middle.
If we're going to attack,
[11:57] ---
it has to be now,
when their forces are scattered!
[12:00] ---
Come on out!
[12:01] ---
Attack team! Operation: Mucus!
[12:04] ---
Got it!
[12:04] ---
"Total Victory"
Got it!
[12:05] ---
"E-Class Main Unit" "Isogai"
[12:07] ---
Got 'em.
[12:09] ---
Oh! They've chased after the E Class
and are back on the defensive!
[12:13] ---
An offensive fake-out?!
[12:17] ---
It's like a chess problem.
[12:19] ---
Even though they've made their defensive line airtight...
[12:20] ---
"A Class: Plan K" "Feint -> Pincer Attack"
Even though they've made their defensive line airtight...
[12:22] ---
Even though they've made their defensive line airtight...
[12:22] ---
the tide of battle is turning against them.
[12:28] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
"by Karma Akabane"
[12:34] ---
What should we do?
[12:36] ---
The Defense Ministry
would rather no one get injured.
[12:42] ---
It's all right. I gave him some tips
in our social studies work.
[12:47] ---
As a good example of
defeating a group twice your size,
[12:50] ---
I'm rather fond of Hannibal of Carthage.
[12:53] ---
Oh--the scourge of ancient Rome.
[12:56] ---
He sent his troops where there were no roads,
[12:58] ---
popping up in places
where the foe was unprepared.
[13:02] ---
He thought up defenses
and used secret weapons.
[13:06] ---
Put a touch of the unconventional
in all of your strategies.
[13:10] ---
They can carry out whatever
clever schemes you put together.
[13:17] ---
"Isogai"
[13:18] ---
"Isogai"
Ooh! Those E Class losers are totally surrounded!
[13:19] ---
"Fight to the Finish"
Ooh! Those E Class losers are totally surrounded!
[13:22] ---
"Fight to the Finish"
It's beatin' time!
[13:23] ---
"Isogai"
It's beatin' time!
[13:25] ---
"Isogai"
H-Hey, wait! Ack!
[13:27] ---
"Fight to the Finish"
H-Hey, wait! Ack!
[13:27] ---
"Fight to the Finish"
Why are they all headed this way?!
[13:31] ---
"Fight to the Finish"
[13:33] ---
"E-Class Formation: Mucus Hell"
[13:33] ---
"E-Class Formation: Mucus Hell"
The E Class has begun fleeing to the stands!
[13:36] ---
"E-Class Formation: Mucus Hell"
The whole place is in a panic!
[13:37] ---
The whole place is in a panic!
[13:38] ---
There are no rules about boundaries. Come on.
[13:42] ---
The whole school is a battlefield.
[13:44] ---
What are you doing? Quick, stop them!
[13:48] ---
The most dangerous part of pole-toppling
[13:51] ---
is that even with a handful of people,
you can make it to the top.
[13:56] ---
Who can pull that off?
[13:58] ---
Akabane!
[13:59] ---
Kimura!
[14:00] ---
And Isogai! Keep an eye
on those three in particular!
[14:03] ---
Yuma Isogai... If the E Class loses this,
[14:07] ---
"Notice of Expulsion"
Yuma Isogai... If the E Class loses this,
[14:07] ---
"Notice of Expulsion"
I'll report your infraction and you'll be out in the cold.
[14:11] ---
"Notice of Expulsion"
Don't like it? Then you'll have to command everyone to attack.
[14:14] ---
Don't like it? Then you'll have to command everyone to attack.
[14:15] ---
Either you fall alone
or you drag them all down with you:
[14:20] ---
the choice is yours, E Class leader.
[14:23] ---
Isogai! It's about that time!
[14:27] ---
Yep! So far, it's all according to plan!
[14:36] ---
What?! Where did those two
E Class goons come from?
[14:41] ---
We practiced taking blows
till we were blue in the face.
[14:43] ---
The only hard part was
acting out that flight to the stands!
[14:47] ---
Are these the ones thrown to
the stands at the beginning?!
[14:50] ---
We're done running! Okay, team: Sonic!
[14:52] ---
"Fight to the Finish"
We're done running! Okay, team: Sonic!
[14:53] ---
"Fight to the Finish"
All right!
[14:56] ---
I get it...
[14:58] ---
While everyone was focused on the scuffle,
[14:58] ---
"A-Class Main Unit" "E-Class Main Unit"
While everyone was focused on the scuffle,
[15:01] ---
"A-Class Main Unit" "E-Class Main Unit"
the two who faked injuries to leave the field formed another unit
[15:04] ---
"A-Class Main Unit" "E-Class Main Unit"
and sneaked in from outside!
[15:06] ---
"A-Class Main Unit" "E-Class Main Unit"
Then they used that disturbance to rush the A Class's main unit!
[15:10] ---
So that's their game!
[15:12] ---
That's our game!
[15:13] ---
"E-Class Formation: Sonic Flight"
[15:13] ---
"E-Class Formation: Sonic Flight"
Ack! They got right up in our faces!
[15:15] ---
Ack! They got right up in our faces!
[15:17] ---
Take that, Asano!
[15:18] ---
There might be fewer of us,
but as long as we can get up here...
[15:29] ---
Does he know martial arts, too?!
[15:33] ---
You and I are standing on the same stage.
[15:38] ---
Surely you're prepared to get kicked off.
[15:43] ---
That last-boss vibe--
that's the principal's son for you!
[15:48] ---
Uh-oh--they're closing in.
[15:50] ---
At this rate, they'll be surrounded
and beaten to a pulp!
[15:54] ---
Asano is a strong leader who can
singlehandedly decide the tide of battle.
[15:59] ---
As long as they follow his command,
the A Class can't lose.
[16:04] ---
Isogai, you likely can't be that kind of leader.
[16:07] ---
And that's because...
[16:09] ---
you don't have to make
all the decisions yourself!
[16:14] ---
--What?!
--No! Not more E-Class reinforcements!
[16:15] ---
--No! Not more E-Class reinforcements!
[16:17] ---
Wait a second! Isn't that their defensive unit?
[16:21] ---
Which means...
[16:22] ---
The E Class only has two men on defense?!
[16:24] ---
How are they keeping them down?!
[16:26] ---
Leverage.
[16:28] ---
"Fight to the Finish"
Leverage.
[16:28] ---
"Fight to the Finish"
Lev--?
[16:29] ---
"Fight to the Finish"
Leverage, is it?
[16:31] ---
They seem perfectly happy with that answer.
[16:34] ---
It's a stall, of course.
[16:37] ---
We two can't really hold them all back.
[16:40] ---
But you guys can't do anything
without orders, can you?
[16:44] ---
Maybe he still has an ace up his sleeve.
[16:48] ---
I guess it's better to wait for his orders
before you make any moves.
[16:53] ---
Damn four-eyes!
[16:54] ---
Asano! Your orders!
[16:57] ---
I can't give any orders!
[17:00] ---
Now the A Class has assumed
a defensive posture, too!
[17:02] ---
If they can hold out here,
the E Class will be out of options!
[17:06] ---
Now! Come on, Itona!
[17:09] ---
Yep.
[17:11] ---
A secret weapon is meant
to be saved for the last minute.
[17:21] ---
We're losing?
[17:33] ---
"Fight to the Finish"
[17:34] ---
"Fight to the Finish"
Uh... er... the A Class...
[17:37] ---
The E Class...
[17:39] ---
wins!
[17:42] ---
How cool is that? My kids are
the coolest! Look this way, please!
[17:46] ---
You did it, Isogai!
[17:49] ---
Anyone can see that,
by some miracle, the E Team won a battle
[17:52] ---
that was clearly not in their favor.
[17:55] ---
In short, you got owned.
[17:59] ---
Isogai used your strategy against you
[18:02] ---
and ensured victory
with a hidden secret weapon.
[18:06] ---
When it came to the info war,
you'd already lost.
[18:09] ---
You're not fit to be a leader.
[18:12] ---
Chief Director, your son is extremely capable.
[18:16] ---
Stop it, Kevin!
[18:16] ---
As a father, you should tell him
[18:19] ---
that there's a lot he can learn from losing.
[18:22] ---
I see... Your little opinion
is quite moving, Kevin.
[18:28] ---
Could you help me learn as well?
[18:30] ---
If I were to lose,
[18:32] ---
I might be able to learn from that loss.
[18:36] ---
All four at once... please.
[18:45] ---
Isogai!
[18:47] ---
You were so awesome!
[18:49] ---
Hey, thanks!
[18:50] ---
Just don't try that at home.
[18:52] ---
--Squee!
--Damn that man-among-men!
[18:54] ---
It's like the whole mood's
changed around here.
[18:58] ---
Especially with how the
lower grades see the E Class now.
[19:00] ---
Well, sure, with our little team's huge upset!
[19:06] ---
You know...
[19:07] ---
we might even be more amazing
than Asano and his gang!
[19:16] ---
Sorry... I'm sorry... I apologize...
[19:21] ---
I took down a karate black belt
[19:25] ---
on my third day of karate lessons.
[19:28] ---
The first day, this thirty-something
guy beat me but good.
[19:33] ---
I fell over, vomiting.
I had never tasted such defeat.
[19:38] ---
Now, what do you think I did on day two?
[19:42] ---
I watched, burning with the flames
of extraordinary humiliation.
[19:48] ---
If I lost my next match, too...
[19:50] ---
I'd probably lose my grip on
my personality and die of madness.
[19:57] ---
And on day three... I took down
my teacher without him landing a blow.
[20:02] ---
That's learning from defeat.
[20:07] ---
Say, Asano...
[20:09] ---
If you lost, then why isn't
the frustration eating you alive?
[20:17] ---
You monster!
[20:23] ---
Hey, check it out...
[20:25] ---
Oh--it's Asano.
[20:28] ---
Hey, Asano!
[20:30] ---
You meant it, right?
About keeping that secret?
[20:35] ---
I never lie.
[20:38] ---
I don't resort to
underhanded tactics, unlike you.
[20:42] ---
But next time will be different.
I'll chase you all into oblivion.
[20:48] ---
Heh. Sore loser.
[20:50] ---
Hey, big words from
a big loser fall on deaf ears!
[20:54] ---
Don't sweat it.
He can't understand your struggle.
[20:59] ---
No, it's not like I've gone through
any more than he has.
[21:05] ---
Today, with all you helping me out,
[21:08] ---
I was actually glad to be poor.
[21:11] ---
--Shake it off, Asano. Let's go tie this up with a fancy dinner.
--He may not be as showy as Asano,
[21:14] ---
--Shake it off, Asano. Let's go tie this up with a fancy dinner.
--but Isogai's not in front or on top:
[21:17] ---
he's beside you before you know it.
[21:20] ---
Whoa! Leftovers from
the bread-eating contest!
[21:22] ---
--The president of Class 3-E
--Think I could have these? Huh?
[21:25] ---
--is a cool and manly leader of an assassin.
--Think I could have these? Huh?
[21:27] ---
--is a cool and manly leader of an assassin.
--I know! I'll make goldfish buns!
[21:41] ---
The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:47] ---
If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:58] ---
And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
The multiplying footsteps,
the view from my window:
[22:14] ---
As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:37] ---
I'll gather up
and go through all of the things
[22:42] ---
Scattered beneath the waning moon
6 - Before & After Time
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[00:06] ---
"Taking On the 2nd-Term Midterms!"
[00:07] ---
"Taking On the 2nd-Term Midterms!"
All right, class! The second-term midterms are just two weeks away!
[00:09] ---
"Special Training to Improve in Your Worst Subjects"
All right, class! The second-term midterms are just two weeks away!
[00:12] ---
The time has come at last
to surpass the A Class!
[00:15] ---
Let's go into this red-hot! Hot! Hot!
[00:18] ---
That's oppressively hot!
[00:19] ---
"Mathematics"
That's oppressively hot!
[00:19] ---
"Mathematics"
Ever since we dodged Asano's trap at the sports festival,
[00:22] ---
"Mathematics"
we've been able to focus all our efforts on our midterms.
[00:26] ---
"Mathematics"
At the same time,
[00:28] ---
we were all a little... restless, somehow.
[00:31] ---
"Japanese History"
we were all a little... restless, somehow.
[00:32] ---
"Japanese History"
Five months left until Koro Sensei's assassination deadline.
[00:36] ---
We were only growing more impatient.
[00:39] ---
It's payback time!
[00:54] ---
You're all I think about
[00:57] ---
Starting not to see anything else
[01:00] ---
I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:05] ---
Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:08] ---
I've spared no effort since then
[01:10] ---
Should be over my problems by now
[01:14] ---
I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[01:18] ---
And just when I get warmed up
[01:21] ---
Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[01:26] ---
Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[01:32] ---
Thousands, tens of thousands
of times I've given form to my feelings
[01:37] ---
Driven them in,
thrown them in--but all you do is run
[01:43] ---
Question, question: what
[01:45] ---
Question, question: on earth
[01:48] ---
Question, question: did I
[01:51] ---
Ever know about you anyway?
[01:54] ---
Question, question: why
[01:56] ---
Question, question: is it
[01:59] ---
Question, question: you are
[02:02] ---
So close and yet so far away?
[02:11] ---
"Sixth Period: Before & After Time"
"by Taiga Okajima"
[02:18] ---
--What a rush!
[02:20] ---
--Yesss!
--What a rush!
[02:23] ---
How's this for the shortest way to the station?
[02:26] ---
It's the best!
[02:29] ---
Wait up, guys!
[02:30] ---
--No parkour outside of class!
--No sweat!
[02:33] ---
The sports festival showed 'em:
we're no ordinary students!
[02:38] ---
We just might pull off that assassination!
[02:40] ---
What a shortcut!
[03:01] ---
What was that noise?!
[03:04] ---
Oh, no! I'll call an ambulance!
[03:10] ---
"To Emergency Reception"
[03:10] ---
"To Emergency Reception"
A hairline fracture of the right femur.
[03:14] ---
It's mild enough that he should be
up and walking in a week or so,
[03:18] ---
but given that you kids are a state secret,
[03:21] ---
my men are negotiating a gag order
and an out-of-court settlement.
[03:25] ---
We...
[03:34] ---
K-Koro Sensei...
[03:37] ---
B-But it was such a narrow street...
[03:39] ---
Who'd ever expect an old man
to be riding his bike down there?
[03:43] ---
He's right.
[03:44] ---
I do think that what we did was wrong...
[03:48] ---
But we did it to sharpen up our skills.
[03:51] ---
You just don't get the pressure
and panic of havin' to save the Earth.
[04:02] ---
Will you report that as injuring the students?
[04:06] ---
I'll overlook it this once.
[04:09] ---
I knew the risks when I introduced
that high-level training...
[04:13] ---
It may have been too soon for you after all.
[04:17] ---
It's my fault.
[04:23] ---
Sir...
[04:25] ---
We're sorry.
[04:26] ---
--We're really sorry.
--We screwed up.
[04:29] ---
You may have grown too strong.
[04:33] ---
Drunk on your own power,
[04:35] ---
you forgot to put yourself in the shoes
of someone weaker than you.
[04:39] ---
That makes you no different
than the students on the main campus.
[04:43] ---
It hurt to be chastised like that,
but what could we say in reply?
[04:49] ---
Is this what it means to make a mistake?
[04:57] ---
The midterms are now
exactly two weeks away.
[05:00] ---
I forbid any of you from studying for them.
[05:04] ---
It's not a punishment.
[05:06] ---
There are simply other things
you should be studying first.
[05:09] ---
I'm responsible, too,
for having forgotten to teach them.
[05:13] ---
If you could please accept this offer, Mr. Matsukata...
[05:14] ---
"Mr. Matsukata"
If you could please accept this offer, Mr. Matsukata...
[05:16] ---
"Mr. Matsukata"
I will not!
[05:18] ---
I'll be cooped up in here for two weeks!
[05:21] ---
The usual restitution
won't be enough for those brats.
[05:24] ---
I'll need, say...
some kind of unprecedented... hmm...
[05:27] ---
...bowing and scraping, say, or...
[05:30] ---
"Get well soon! --Koro Sensei"
[05:30] ---
"Get well soon! --Koro Sensei"
What the--? Who put all these flowers here all of a sudden?
[05:37] ---
I-I'm so sorry!
[05:38] ---
"Apology"
I-I'm so sorry!
[05:41] ---
Ten-billion-yen-bounty me and my students
[05:45] ---
have made so much trouble!
[05:45] ---
"Apology"
have made so much trouble!
[05:54] ---
Listen to this, children!
[05:57] ---
Principal Matsukata has been hurt,
so he can't work for a while.
[06:02] ---
Whaaat?
[06:02] ---
He got hurt?
[06:03] ---
Poor Mr. Principal!
[06:06] ---
So instead, these young men and women
[06:09] ---
will do anything we need
for the next two weeks!
[06:13] ---
Okay!
[06:16] ---
Hmph.
[06:18] ---
Give me a break.
[06:19] ---
--How'd we wind up with collective responsibility
--She's a witch!
[06:21] ---
--How'd we wind up with collective responsibility
--I'm scared...
[06:22] ---
--when we had nothing to do with this?
--We gotta get rid of her.
[06:24] ---
What a disgrace.
[06:26] ---
He's really chomping on you!
[06:27] ---
We all got a sticky slap in the face, too.
[06:30] ---
--Forgive me.
--He said he has to treat us all equally to keep things fair.
[06:32] ---
--I'm sorry. Forgive me.
--He said he has to treat us all equally to keep things fair.
[06:33] ---
--Forgive me.
--He said he has to treat us all equally to keep things fair.
[06:35] ---
Sorry about this.
[06:36] ---
It's okay--we should have realized
someone could get hurt.
[06:41] ---
I guess I might have
supervisory responsibility...
[06:45] ---
...as the trainer of this goofy circus troupe.
[06:48] ---
Hey!
[06:49] ---
Well, we can do some
stealth studying at home.
[06:53] ---
Two weeks of unpaid work as a condition
for keeping the E Class's secret?
[06:59] ---
A small price to pay for that bounty.
[07:03] ---
Takebayashi...
[07:05] ---
That'd be pretty astute if he weren't
standing there in his underpants.
[07:08] ---
Lots of rambunctious kids here.
[07:11] ---
So what exactly are you
planning to do for us, now?
[07:15] ---
Barging in on us en masse...
[07:18] ---
Reckon you can at least work off
the oxygen you're taking up?
[07:23] ---
And we've got some harsh kids, too!
[07:25] ---
Uh-oh--Sis Sakura is in a bad mood.
[07:29] ---
Yeah...
[07:30] ---
These guys are gonna get murdered.
[07:32] ---
She's been here five years--
the oldest kid around.
[07:34] ---
And spent two of those years
resisting school control!
[07:37] ---
Sis Sakura, the elite NEET!
[07:40] ---
Something sure set you guys off.
[07:42] ---
You make it sound cool and all,
but really, she just doesn't go to school.
[07:45] ---
First, have you got what it takes to work?
[07:49] ---
--Hey, uh--
--Let's just see, shall we? Hmm?
[07:52] ---
Aw! That part of the floor is no good!
[07:56] ---
Aren't you getting it fixed?
[07:58] ---
I mean... this building is pretty decrepit.
[08:01] ---
We don't have the money.
[08:04] ---
Any waitlisted student,
any child not attending primary school--
[08:07] ---
our principal takes them in at rock-bottom rates.
[08:10] ---
"Delicious Spring Water" "Barley Tea"
[08:11] ---
"Delicious Spring Water" "Barley Tea"
He can't even hire enough staff,
[08:13] ---
"Delicious Spring Water" "Barley Tea"
so he winds up working the hardest.
[08:18] ---
Twenty-eight of us for two weeks...
[08:21] ---
I bet we could get some stuff done.
[08:22] ---
Sure we could!
[08:24] ---
Yeah!
[08:25] ---
Okay, guys, let's divvy up
the duties and work in his stead!
[08:29] ---
First, a strategy meeting!
[08:31] ---
Got it!
[08:34] ---
"Young Leaf Park"
[08:37] ---
Please stop, Sir Karma!
You mustn't hurt anyone else!
[08:41] ---
No, princess! I must drive out this monster!
[08:45] ---
Otherwise, peace will
ne'er return to our kingdom!
[08:48] ---
Karma, you jerk...
[08:50] ---
The script says "no contact"!
[08:52] ---
Or was smackin' me around
your plan all along?!
[08:56] ---
Wow... such realistic action!
[08:59] ---
Yeah--and that lady's acting
really sucks me in!
[09:02] ---
Hey!
[09:03] ---
T-To your rest, monster!
[09:06] ---
The mage's chloroform
put the monster to sleep unhurt.
[09:11] ---
And they all lived happily ever after
with the power of chemistry!
[09:14] ---
That's sneaky!
[09:16] ---
All right, children,
clap your hands if you liked that!
[09:20] ---
Kayano's great with kids.
[09:21] ---
Yeah.
[09:22] ---
"Mutsubishi Cement Corp."
Yeah.
[09:23] ---
"Mutsubishi Cement Corp."
She knows how to read the room--
[09:25] ---
"Mutsubishi Cement Corp."
and she's close to their size.
[09:26] ---
"Mutsubishi Cement Corp."
So what are we heavy lifters supposed to do?
[09:29] ---
"Mutsubishi Cement Corp."
Chiba's putting together some blueprints with Ritsu.
[09:32] ---
Okay, leave the decorations to us!
[09:35] ---
Ready, and...
[09:36] ---
Wow!
[09:37] ---
I'll lend it to you.
[09:38] ---
Yay!
[09:39] ---
What a cute kitty cat!
[09:42] ---
I wonder if it's lost.
[09:44] ---
What a huge help, having the students
from a prestigious junior high
[09:48] ---
look over their work one-on-one!
[09:50] ---
Oh, no, no, miss--
we're the bottom of the barrel.
[09:54] ---
Please don't expect much.
[09:56] ---
"Third Grade"
[09:58] ---
"Lesson 1: Addition and Subtraction"
[09:59] ---
"Lesson 1: Addition and Subtraction"
This girl is a bit behind in her studies.
[10:03] ---
It's bound to happen if she stays here
instead of going on to primary school.
[10:07] ---
Let's see...
[10:09] ---
How can I explain these equations
[10:11] ---
so even a primary-school kid
can understand it?
[10:14] ---
Hmm. Teaching's tough.
[10:17] ---
Make it snappy, Nagisa!
[10:19] ---
Weren't you supposed to
get me to Tokyo University?!
[10:23] ---
S-Sorry...
[10:24] ---
Hmph!
[10:26] ---
Uh, hey...
[10:28] ---
Why did you stop going to school?
[10:31] ---
Huh?
[10:32] ---
"Garbage" "Go home!" "Dummy" "Buh-bye!"
Huh?
[10:33] ---
"Garbage" "Go home!" "Dummy" "Buh-bye!"
Bullying, of course--bullying! The typical stupid kind!
[10:39] ---
I don't get people...
[10:41] ---
Kids that age should be innocent and sweet.
[10:45] ---
But once they get a little bigger and stronger,
[10:47] ---
I guess they use that strength to hurt people.
[10:50] ---
Ouch.
[10:52] ---
You're thinking it, too, aren't you?
[10:55] ---
"Don't run away."
[10:57] ---
"If you don't like it, go to school
and get stronger yourself."
[11:01] ---
Just like Mom and Dad say.
[11:06] ---
Well,
[11:07] ---
you look weaker than me,
so you probably don't understand.
[11:12] ---
Here, kitty-kitty!
[11:16] ---
Oh, dear...
[11:18] ---
Can't the kitty cat get down?
[11:21] ---
It's so little, it probably hasn't
climbed a lot of trees yet.
[11:25] ---
See what happens when you
pluck up the courage to climb?
[11:30] ---
The higher you get, the more dangerous it is.
[11:33] ---
What's the harm in
staying down on terra firma?
[11:38] ---
This is one clichéd mess.
[11:41] ---
I'll go.
[11:43] ---
Okajima--we'll do it like in the pole-toppling.
[11:45] ---
Okay!
[11:46] ---
Gotta make sure it's safe down below.
[11:49] ---
Sakura...
[11:52] ---
If that treetop is school,
[11:55] ---
and the ground is this place here...
[11:57] ---
--...we all found our strength down on the ground.
[12:00] ---
--Okay, all set!
--...we all found our strength down on the ground.
[12:09] ---
While looking up...
and getting looked down on...
[12:13] ---
...we learned plenty about
how scary heights were
[12:15] ---
before we started climbing.
[12:18] ---
That's why we can go our own way now.
[12:21] ---
Gotcha!
[12:23] ---
Yowch!
[12:24] ---
Still... somewhere along the way
we forgot our fear of heights,
[12:29] ---
so we do still fall to the ground now and then.
[12:33] ---
So learn here.
[12:35] ---
You can go on to school
once you have a game plan.
[12:41] ---
That's my secret lesson, from me to you.
[12:45] ---
Nagisa...
[12:47] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
"by Kaede Kayano"
[12:52] ---
"Young Leaf Park"
[12:52] ---
"Young Leaf Park"
Our work here was full of firsts.
[12:55] ---
"Canola Oil" "Cholesterol Free"
Our work here was full of firsts.
[12:56] ---
"Canola Oil" "Cholesterol Free"
That's why, while learning so much we wouldn't cover in school,
[12:57] ---
That's why, while learning so much we wouldn't cover in school,
[13:00] ---
the two weeks were over in a flash.
[13:07] ---
Thank you so much for hearing us out.
[13:12] ---
Hmph.
[13:13] ---
When you said it was to
make your students more well-rounded,
[13:17] ---
well, as a fellow educator, I couldn't say no.
[13:20] ---
I hope that wooden ranch hasn't collapsed
under the weight of those brats.
[13:25] ---
Hmm? Oh!
[13:28] ---
"Young Leaf Park"
Before!
[13:31] ---
After!
[13:33] ---
What's the meaning of this?!
[13:35] ---
A house built with trees
culled from the E Class's mountain
[13:38] ---
and from discarded lumber:
[13:41] ---
This was once a cramped
and humble preschool building...
[13:48] ---
But what's this?
[13:51] ---
It's now a roomy and
substantial multipurpose space!
[13:54] ---
Oh, my... in only two weeks?
[13:58] ---
Computerized calculations
mean it's perfectly sturdy.
[14:02] ---
New pillars now shore up the entire
near-crumbling main building.
[14:06] ---
Our calculations were drawn
from architecture all over the world!
[14:10] ---
The second floor is divided into
two rooms, one being a library
[14:15] ---
where the kids can
focus on studying or reading.
[14:19] ---
It's a simple construction,
given our limited time and resources.
[14:22] ---
"Insects Illustrated" "Kaba and Deba"
We went through the neighborhood collecting used children's books.
[14:26] ---
"Insects Illustrated" "Kaba and Deba"
Including mine!
[14:28] ---
Including mine!
[14:29] ---
The other room is an indoor playground.
[14:33] ---
Careful placement of netting
and mats ensure safety,
[14:37] ---
and since it's all out of the rain,
[14:39] ---
the equipment won't grow brittle
from corrosion or rust.
[14:43] ---
These kids...
[14:45] ---
Next up is the garage.
[14:48] ---
The garage?
[14:50] ---
Whoa!
[14:51] ---
Oh, my goodness me!
[14:54] ---
The tech squad has entirely
remodeled the principal's bicycle,
[14:57] ---
whose front wheel was bent in the fall!
[14:59] ---
Now it's an ultra-safe, high-load-bearing,
[15:02] ---
electric-assisted three-wheeler!
[15:05] ---
The rotating playscape upstairs
is connected to a battery charger.
[15:09] ---
The bike was designed to draw
most of its power from that turning.
[15:14] ---
In other words...
[15:15] ---
the more children use the playscape,
[15:18] ---
the more they'll help out their principal!
[15:20] ---
This is all too perfect!
[15:23] ---
You've done far too well--
it's actually a little creepy!
[15:26] ---
The principal's nostalgic old dentures
were reused in the trike's bell.
[15:31] ---
No one needs that much attention to detail!
[15:34] ---
Besides...
[15:36] ---
You can bring all these things up to scratch,
[15:38] ---
but if you didn't get in close
to these children's hearts...
[15:42] ---
then I can't say you've
done your job these two weeks.
[15:47] ---
Hey, Nagisa!
[15:49] ---
"Math Test" "Score: 95/100"
Hey, Nagisa!
[15:50] ---
"Math Test" "Score: 95/100"
Ta-da! I came in second!
[15:51] ---
Ta-da! I came in second!
[15:53] ---
Wow, that's great! Well done!
[15:55] ---
I did just what you said!
[15:58] ---
I came in only for my math test,
like a sneak attack.
[16:01] ---
I finished the test and left.
[16:04] ---
And in the middle of a test,
the bullies couldn't do a thing.
[16:08] ---
Yep! Apart from the teacher,
I didn't tell anyone I was leaving.
[16:13] ---
Using your best attack *before
*your opponent can get into position:
[16:19] ---
that's how we fight in the E Class, Sakura.
[16:23] ---
Keep on using those hit-and-run tactics
[16:27] ---
and you'll have more weapons
at your disposal in school.
[16:29] ---
Th-Then...
[16:32] ---
You'll teach me again sometime, right?
[16:36] ---
Of course!
[16:39] ---
That's one scary dude.
[16:41] ---
He's so oblivious--
that's what makes him so terrifying.
[16:45] ---
You brats... I can't come up
with a single complaint.
[16:50] ---
Oh, welcome back, Principal! Look at this!
[16:55] ---
You all run back to school, now.
[16:59] ---
You have some important work to attend to.
[17:02] ---
Yes, sir!
[17:11] ---
--See you later!
[17:13] ---
--And so,
--See you later!
[17:15] ---
our special lesson came to an end.
[17:18] ---
However...
[17:20] ---
...the midterms were the very next day.
[17:25] ---
It was a disaster.
[17:27] ---
The majority of the E Class
got booted out of the top spots.
[17:34] ---
"Tomohito Sugino: 65th overall" "Taiga Okajima: 76th overall"
"Nagisa Shiota: 54th overall"
[17:37] ---
What a let-down.
[17:39] ---
"Teppai Araki: 4th overall" "Natsuhiko Koyama: 6th overall"
What a let-down.
[17:39] ---
"Teppai Araki: 4th overall" "Natsuhiko Koyama: 6th overall"
Guess that first time was just a fluke, eh?
[17:41] ---
"Gakushu Asano: 1st overall" "Teppai Araki: 4th overall"
Guess that first time was just a fluke, eh?
[17:43] ---
"Gakushu Asano: 1st overall" "Teppai Araki: 4th overall"
We didn't even need to smash you at pole-toppling.
[17:44] ---
"Gakushu Asano: 1st overall" "Ren Sakakibara: 3rd overall"
We didn't even need to smash you at pole-toppling.
[17:44] ---
"Ren Sakakibara: 3rd overall" "Tomoya Seo: 5th overall"
We didn't even need to smash you at pole-toppling.
[17:47] ---
Cat got your tongue? That's not surprising.
[17:51] ---
At this school, grades are everything.
[17:53] ---
Those on the bottom have
no right speaking to those at the top.
[17:57] ---
Really?
[17:58] ---
Then you can't say
anything to me, now, can you?
[18:03] ---
Only one student in the E Class
[18:05] ---
remained undaunted
by that two-week handicap.
[18:08] ---
I didn't miss the traces
of major prep work at his house
[18:13] ---
the day of the summer festival.
[18:16] ---
I mean, our teacher'll probably be like,
[18:16] ---
"Karma Akabane: 2nd overall"
I mean, our teacher'll probably be like,
[18:19] ---
"Karma Akabane: 2nd overall"
"It doesn't count if you didn't come in first."
[18:23] ---
Karma!
[18:25] ---
Hasn't it dawned on you?
[18:27] ---
I'm the only one who
gave it my all this time around.
[18:30] ---
Everyone else was
pulling their punches for you.
[18:34] ---
Said you'd have no standing
if you kept on losing.
[18:37] ---
Say what?!
[18:39] ---
But we won't go easy on you next time.
[18:43] ---
C'mon!
[18:47] ---
Karma...
[18:49] ---
He really covered for us.
[18:57] ---
We're so sorry for
all the trouble, Mr. Karasuma.
[19:01] ---
All in a day's work. Don't worry about it.
[19:04] ---
What about you?
[19:06] ---
Have you learned anything from this?
[19:11] ---
It's not for our own money... or our grades.
[19:15] ---
It reminded me that we can
use the strength we've gained
[19:19] ---
for others, too.
[19:21] ---
If we have the power to kill,
we can save the Earth.
[19:24] ---
If we have academic ability,
we can help someone.
[19:28] ---
And we won't use it so carelessly again.
[19:31] ---
We'll be careful--in lots of ways.
[19:38] ---
Failure and frustration, too,
are sources of growth.
[19:42] ---
Surely this will make them all stronger.
[19:45] ---
They should just keep applying themselves
[19:47] ---
to their studies and their assassination.
[19:50] ---
Now, then...
[19:51] ---
Time for a little BBQ with
the foie gras I bought on the sly
[19:54] ---
at a French farmer's market!
[19:55] ---
At least I've kept this from my students!
[20:04] ---
Wh-Where the heck did you come from?!
[20:07] ---
Wow... that much of a drop,
and it didn't hurt a bit!
[20:17] ---
Wh-What's going on?
I barely have time to breathe!
[20:20] ---
We wanted you to see this, Koro Sensei!
[20:23] ---
New equipment from the government.
[20:27] ---
I told them not to tip their hand...
[20:31] ---
But they really wanted to show you
how they use their new powers.
[20:39] ---
We'll respond to your lessons
with an assassination.
[20:41] ---
It's how we do things around here.
[20:44] ---
We promise, Koro Sensei.
[20:46] ---
We won't use this power
except to protect someone.
[20:52] ---
You get full marks for that answer.
[20:56] ---
"Assassination"
[20:57] ---
"Assassination"
When I first came, I found only some stagnant bloodlust
[21:00] ---
"Assassination"
here and there in the classroom.
[21:03] ---
"Assassination"
There was little danger of being assassinated,
[21:05] ---
"Assassination"
but it was a cold space.
[21:07] ---
"Tentacle"
but it was a cold space.
[21:08] ---
"Tentacle"
Now, though...
[21:09] ---
Now, though...
[21:10] ---
...the whole campus is
bubbling over with genial bloodlust!
[21:16] ---
One day you, too,
will meet someone like that...
[21:23] ---
Yes. I have so many of them now,
right before my eyes.
[21:41] ---
The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:47] ---
If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:58] ---
And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
The multiplying footsteps,
the view from my window:
[22:14] ---
As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:36] ---
I'll gather up
and go through all of the things
[22:42] ---
Scattered beneath the waning moon
7 - Reaper Time, Part 1
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[00:07] ---
Professor Bitch, those presents
we got yesterday are fantastic!
[00:11] ---
Yeah, our new P.E. gear
really kicks things up a notch!
[00:16] ---
I proposed a design for those, you know.
[00:19] ---
That Karasuma wanted the same style for both boys and girls!
[00:19] ---
"The Karasuma"
That Karasuma wanted the same style for both boys and girls!
[00:20] ---
"The Karasuma" "The Irina"
That Karasuma wanted the same style for both boys and girls!
[00:21] ---
"The Karasuma" "The Irina" "The Compromise"
That Karasuma wanted the same style for both boys and girls!
[00:23] ---
"The Karasuma" "The Irina" "The Compromise"
Sure glad we didn't go with the Irina.
[00:25] ---
"The Karasuma" "The Irina" "The Compromise"
It's cute, but short on defense.
[00:27] ---
That man just doesn't get women.
[00:31] ---
He never even gave me a present!
[00:34] ---
Huh?
[00:36] ---
Oh, that's right: four days ago, October 10...
[00:41] ---
Professor Bitch's birthday!
[00:58] ---
You're all I think about
[01:01] ---
Starting not to see anything else
[01:04] ---
I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:09] ---
Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:12] ---
I've spared no effort since then
[01:14] ---
Should be over my problems by now
[01:18] ---
I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[01:22] ---
And just when I get warmed up
[01:25] ---
Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[01:30] ---
Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[01:36] ---
Thousands, tens of thousands
of times I've given form to my feelings
[01:41] ---
Driven them in,
thrown them in--but all you do is run
[01:47] ---
Question, question: what
[01:49] ---
Question, question: on earth
[01:52] ---
Question, question: did I
[01:55] ---
Ever know about you anyway?
[01:58] ---
Question, question: why
[02:00] ---
Question, question: is it
[02:03] ---
Question, question: you are
[02:06] ---
So close and yet so far away?
[02:15] ---
"Seventh Period: Reaper Time, Part 1"
"by Meg Kataoka"
[02:20] ---
Before this,
[02:21] ---
I've had plenty of sugar daddies
give me all kinds of pricey gifts.
[02:28] ---
But now,
[02:29] ---
"Karasuma" "Irina"
But now,
[02:30] ---
"Karasuma" "Irina"
any gift not from him is just so much worthless junk.
[02:35] ---
any gift not from him is just so much worthless junk.
[02:36] ---
And I still can't get a hold of Lovro.
[02:39] ---
Ugh. Nothing worse than being alone.
[02:43] ---
Professor Bitch,
teach us more French conversation!
[02:47] ---
Meg... That's right: you wanted
to work overseas, didn't you.
[02:51] ---
Yes--kind of, I think.
[02:54] ---
Oh, all right, then. Have a seat--
[02:57] ---
Say, the weather's so nice, let's do it outside!
[03:00] ---
Huh? Why--
[03:01] ---
C'mon, now, let's go!
[03:05] ---
Geez, if we weren't here to push 'em along...
[03:08] ---
We've successfully separated those two.
[03:11] ---
Fingers crossed for
the birthday-present-buying squad.
[03:15] ---
Professor Bitch probably already got
just about every gift there is.
[03:20] ---
It's a tough one.
[03:22] ---
The class pitched in 5,107 yen.
[03:26] ---
--Will that even get us a present for a grown woman?
[03:27] ---
--I knew it! Hey, you guys!
--Will that even get us a present for a grown woman?
[03:31] ---
"Flower Angel"
Did everything turn out okay?
[03:33] ---
"Flower Angel"
You know, with the old guy's leg?
[03:37] ---
The flower-shop guy
who called the ambulance!
[03:40] ---
Thanks so much for your help.
He managed to forgive us.
[03:44] ---
Ah. I'm glad it wasn't anything serious.
[03:48] ---
And now you'd like to find a gift,
something for a grown-up?
[03:52] ---
Oh, uh-huh.
[03:53] ---
How about something like this?
[03:57] ---
I get it: a bouquet!
[03:59] ---
"Flower Angel"
I get it: a bouquet!
[03:59] ---
"Flower Angel"
In an age where we have our pick of presents,
[04:02] ---
"Flower Angel"
why do you think flowers are still a popular go-to gift?
[04:06] ---
"Flower Angel"
[04:07] ---
It's not just about heart.
[04:09] ---
Their color, shape, fragrance--
and their impermanence--
[04:13] ---
makes them a perfect match
for the human instinct.
[04:16] ---
Wow, that's pretty persuasive!
[04:19] ---
A very fine speech indeed...
[04:21] ---
...if only you weren't holding a calculator.
[04:23] ---
Well, uh, it is a business...
[04:26] ---
So what'll it be?
[04:28] ---
It's flowery fate! I'll even cut you a deal.
[04:36] ---
And then what?
What magic word slays French guys?
[04:41] ---
Geez, Toka, you're hanging on
my every word today.
[04:46] ---
I'm just really curious, that's all!
[04:48] ---
Professor Bitch, play piano
for us later, like you did before!
[04:51] ---
Professor Bitch,
strike one of your killer poses!
[04:55] ---
No fair! I was first!
[04:57] ---
What--
[04:58] ---
What's with me today? I'm so popular!
[05:03] ---
All right, bring it on!
I'll deal with every last one of you!
[05:07] ---
Just try not to get turned on,
you rotten brats!
[05:11] ---
A bouquet for Irina's birthday?
[05:14] ---
Why me? She'd be happier to get it from you.
[05:18] ---
Wow. Is he really that clueless?
[05:22] ---
Mr. Karasuma, if you
consider that bitch a vital asset,
[05:27] ---
wouldn't winning your colleague
over be a big part of your job?
[05:31] ---
Oh, and let's not tell her
who got the bouquet.
[05:35] ---
You do have a point.
[05:38] ---
All right, I'll do it.
Thank you for your concern.
[05:44] ---
"Prep OK"
[05:47] ---
--Professor Bitch, we just remembered
something we have to do.
[05:49] ---
--Huh? Wait--
--Sorry--maybe next time!
[05:51] ---
Hey! Why's everyone leaving all of a sudden?
[05:55] ---
What is all this?
[05:58] ---
I just don't get it.
[06:00] ---
It's looped right back
to being a lonely day again!
[06:03] ---
Hey, Karasuma, listen to this!
[06:06] ---
--Those brats--
--Nice timing, Irina.
[06:10] ---
Karasuma?
[06:11] ---
Happy birthday.
[06:15] ---
No way...
[06:20] ---
From you?
[06:22] ---
Sorry I'm late. Things got busy.
[06:27] ---
I'm just thrilled. Thank you.
[06:33] ---
Well done--for you, I mean. You don't
have anything up your sleeve, do you?
[06:38] ---
I do want to mark the occasion.
[06:41] ---
This is probably our first
and last birthday celebration.
[06:47] ---
What do you mean, "our first and last"?
[06:51] ---
It stands to reason.
Either our mission ends or the world does.
[06:56] ---
One of the two.
[06:57] ---
Either way, it'll all be over
in less than half a year.
[07:05] ---
Uh-oh.
[07:07] ---
You caught us.
[07:08] ---
I figured it was something like this.
[07:11] ---
No way would that square think
to give me flowers for my birthday.
[07:19] ---
Did you enjoy yourselves?
[07:21] ---
Stringing along a pro assassin,
watching her get her hopes up?
[07:25] ---
That's not it, Miss Irina.
[07:28] ---
The students acted out of pure affection to--
[07:30] ---
Save your lame argument, octorazzi!
[07:35] ---
I remember now.
[07:37] ---
This is merely a business relationship.
[07:40] ---
I've just been playing school
with these brats in their peaceful world.
[07:46] ---
You've opened my eyes.
[07:48] ---
Thanks for the best present ever.
[07:53] ---
--Hey--
--Professor Bitch!
[07:56] ---
Mr. Karasuma, wasn't that a little cold?
[08:01] ---
Don't tell us you still haven't noticed!
[08:04] ---
Do I really look that dense to you?
[08:07] ---
Huh?
[08:08] ---
You may think I'm heartless,
but if she can't keep her cool,
[08:13] ---
I'll hire another assassin.
[08:16] ---
She's not qualified to work here
if her blade can be blunted by romance.
[08:22] ---
That's all there is to it.
[08:25] ---
Mr. Karasuma...
[08:28] ---
Argh, dammit! That pisses me off!
[08:31] ---
That Kara--no, Crapsuma, that Crapsuma!
[08:33] ---
Ugh, it's so hard to say!
[08:37] ---
But perhaps the time has come...
[08:41] ---
Given my power, there may be
nothing left for me if I stay.
[08:51] ---
Professor Bitch hasn't come to school since.
[08:56] ---
Day three, huh?
[08:57] ---
Maybe we went too far.
[09:01] ---
Call me if anything happens with Miss Irina.
[09:05] ---
I've got to get to Brazil
to take in a soccer match!
[09:08] ---
Samba-bye!
[09:10] ---
That's right--he'd had his mind set
on attending this game for a while now.
[09:14] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #28: Not quite sure what 'our soccer' is"
He's your typical once-every-four-years sudden fan.
[09:19] ---
He's your typical once-every-four-years sudden fan.
[09:20] ---
I wonder if Professor Bitch is okay.
[09:23] ---
No good. I can't get through.
[09:25] ---
There's no sign of her on GPS
or public surveillance cameras.
[09:30] ---
She wouldn't leave over
something like this, would she?
[09:34] ---
That's not it.
[09:36] ---
There's still something you need her to do.
[09:38] ---
Right? And besides,
it's fun having her around.
[09:42] ---
Yes, you've bonded nicely, you and her.
[09:46] ---
My preliminary research
has already verified that much.
[09:49] ---
All I'll do is exploit that.
[09:58] ---
It was so casual,
[10:00] ---
the way this man just
insinuated himself into our classroom.
[10:05] ---
I'm the assassin known as the Reaper.
[10:09] ---
And now I have a lesson for you all.
[10:15] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
"by Nagisa Shiota"
[10:23] ---
What the--
[10:26] ---
This guy...
[10:28] ---
A flower's beauty negates human caution
[10:32] ---
and opens the heart.
[10:34] ---
Just like I told you guys, Nagisa.
[10:38] ---
But the original reason flowers evolved
to be lovely and fragrant--
[10:44] ---
Ritsu, bring up the image I sent you.
[10:50] ---
--was to attract insects.
[10:53] ---
Professor Bitch!
[10:54] ---
I'll cut to the chase:
[10:56] ---
If you want to keep her alive,
[10:59] ---
you must all come to the location I specify--
[11:03] ---
and not a word to your teachers.
[11:05] ---
You don't have to if you
don't want to. I can send her to you.
[11:11] ---
To each of you, equally, in little pieces.
[11:16] ---
And my next flower
[11:19] ---
will likely be one of you.
[11:22] ---
We couldn't see him coming.
[11:24] ---
That's when I first realized
[11:26] ---
I was actually most afraid of not being afraid.
[11:32] ---
Hey, now, buddy--
[11:34] ---
we have no real obligation
to save that bossy bitch. Plus...
[11:40] ---
...did you think we wouldn't
give you a beatdown right here,
[11:43] ---
you kidnapper?
[11:45] ---
That's incorrect, Terasaka.
Wrong on all counts.
[11:50] ---
You all like her more than you think.
[11:54] ---
And a human could never
cut down the Reaper.
[12:00] ---
Fear not. The Reaper only cuts people down.
[12:14] ---
"Come as a class to the location
on the map before 6:00 tonight."
[12:19] ---
"Tentacle"
Just like with Takaoka and Shiro.
[12:23] ---
"Tentacle"
They must be looking to take us hostage and draw out Koro Sensei.
[12:27] ---
They must be looking to take us hostage and draw out Koro Sensei.
[12:27] ---
Dammit!
[12:29] ---
We usin' these?
[12:33] ---
"Tentacle"
[12:34] ---
"Tentacle"
To protect someone... right?
[12:37] ---
Greatest assassin or not,
[12:40] ---
we won't let his plans go off without a hitch!
[12:50] ---
Is that the way in?
[12:52] ---
I did a loop-around from above.
No sign of anyone in the area.
[12:56] ---
Pretty ominous...
[12:58] ---
Ritsu, if we're not back by midnight,
[13:01] ---
tell Koro Sensei what's going on.
[13:03] ---
I will. Stay safe, everyone.
[13:06] ---
Let's go!
[13:22] ---
Big space he's got here.
[13:25] ---
That's all of you?
[13:26] ---
Okay, then: I'm closing it up.
[13:30] ---
Hmm. So you can tell what we're doing.
[13:34] ---
"Reaper"? More like "Peeper!"
[13:37] ---
We kept our end of the bargain.
[13:39] ---
Just give back Professor Bitch
and it'll all be over!
[13:44] ---
Wh-What the--?!
[13:46] ---
The whole room... is going down?
[13:56] ---
Trapping complete!
[13:58] ---
Doing it all at once like this
keeps the risk to a minimum.
[14:03] ---
Professor Bitch!
[14:05] ---
Dammit!
[14:06] ---
It's all right. If he comes quietly,
no one gets killed.
[14:10] ---
If we go the defiant route...
you won't get mad enough to kill?
[14:15] ---
Nope. You're a little too scared--
even for a kid.
[14:19] ---
Actually, I'm a little relieved.
[14:22] ---
Here! It sounds hollow here!
[14:24] ---
A shaped charge!
[14:26] ---
Smoke-screen capsules!
[14:35] ---
Huh!
[14:39] ---
Right! Now you're talking!
[14:42] ---
Now for the moment of truth.
[14:46] ---
Can you hear me, E Class?
[14:49] ---
The truth is, I'm very pleased you escaped.
[14:53] ---
It'll be the warm-up
before the unknown big game.
[14:56] ---
I expect great things from you.
[14:58] ---
It's like... a game.
[15:02] ---
This isn't Mr. Takaoka's simple vindictiveness.
[15:06] ---
We can't see the Reaper's face.
[15:14] ---
Hmm... 7 to 1.
[15:16] ---
"Test Questions"
Hmm... 7 to 1.
[15:19] ---
"Test Questions"
Yes, making X:Y 7 to 1 gives us a lovely math problem.
[15:24] ---
"* Germany defeated Brazil 7-1"
[15:25] ---
"in the 2014 FIFA World Cup semi-finals"
Mineirão...
[15:26] ---
"in the 2014 FIFA World Cup semi-finals"
Sete a un...
[15:27] ---
Hey, big guy!
[15:29] ---
You lookin' for a fight?!
[15:32] ---
I-I seem to have angered the local residents!
[15:35] ---
Could there be any special circumstances?
[15:38] ---
Let me just ask Maehara.
He knows a lot about soccer.
[15:41] ---
The party you have dialed
is currently out of range, or--
[15:44] ---
Huh? Isogai, then?
Hinata and Terasaka, too...
[15:49] ---
--It's the new star we've waited for!
--I've got a bad feeling about this.
[15:51] ---
--Our redeemer!
--I've got a bad feeling about this.
[15:52] ---
Let's intercept him here.
No matter which way he comes from,
[15:56] ---
we'll have the upper hand
if we outnumber him.
[15:58] ---
Back us up, Ritsu.
[16:00] ---
Don't feel like it. Not like I'm
gonna defy the Reaperman.
[16:07] ---
I'd sooner turn off than do any work.
[16:09] ---
She's been hacked!
[16:16] ---
The Reaper...
[16:20] ---
Wha--
[16:26] ---
I can't make him out...
This is the skill of an assassin!
[16:31] ---
--That jerk!
--He's just waltzin' right up!
[16:37] ---
The first skill I honed upon
becoming an assassin
[16:40] ---
was head-on combat.
[16:44] ---
It's 99 percent unnecessary for an assassin,
[16:48] ---
but without it, the remaining
one percent of targets would get away.
[16:53] ---
If you're looking to be
the world's best assassin...
[16:56] ---
...it's an indispensable skill.
[17:00] ---
Females are so very fragile.
[17:03] ---
Can't be treating the rest of
my hostages so carelessly.
[17:07] ---
Move aside, everyone.
[17:10] ---
I'll take him.
[17:12] ---
Nagisa...
[17:14] ---
That sound was the frame of her
super P.E. clothes absorbing the impact.
[17:19] ---
The Reaper thought it was her ribs breaking,
[17:23] ---
and that that's what has me so furious.
[17:26] ---
I am angry.
[17:28] ---
My anger will quell my bloodlust
and avenge us all.
[17:33] ---
With these two hands...
[17:37] ---
Huh?
[17:45] ---
Uh-oh. This won't work.
[17:54] ---
The clap stunner. Yours and Lovro's
might just startle a cat.
[17:59] ---
But this skill has yet another level.
[18:03] ---
Human consciousness has a wavelength:
[18:05] ---
the higher the peaks,
the more sensitive one is to stimulation.
[18:09] ---
So when your foe's consciousness
is at its most sensitive peak,
[18:12] ---
you strike with
your most powerful sound wave.
[18:18] ---
That impact won't just
temporarily spook your opponent.
[18:22] ---
It'll paralyze their nerves,
immobilizing them for a while.
[18:27] ---
This is... top-level...
[18:31] ---
So that's it, eh?
[18:34] ---
Now, then... I seem to be short some people.
[18:35] ---
"Second Unit: Irina Rescue Squad"
Now, then... I seem to be short some people.
[18:41] ---
Professor Bitch!
[18:45] ---
She's breathing!
[18:47] ---
Take care of Professor Bitch.
[18:48] ---
Why do I always gotta do the dirty work?
[18:51] ---
Okay, let's rendezvous
with the rest and get out of here!
[18:54] ---
Got it! Gee, I'm sure glad
Professor Bitch is all right.
[18:58] ---
Right?
[19:03] ---
Professor... Bitch?
[19:09] ---
I've been asleep for almost six months.
[19:12] ---
But now I'm awake--thanks to him.
[19:15] ---
Now to put you out of commission.
[19:18] ---
Professor Bitch...
[19:19] ---
Are you serious?
[19:21] ---
Time for your final lesson, you brats.
[19:27] ---
Ow!
[19:28] ---
I stepped on a rock barefoot!
[19:31] ---
Sheesh. You oka--
[19:37] ---
N-No fair...
[19:39] ---
Acting like you were hurt...
[19:41] ---
We were worried about you for... a...
[19:46] ---
Such is our experience gap,
my little hatchlings.
[19:49] ---
I've been at far more scenes of carnage.
[19:53] ---
What's this? You beat them all by yourself?
[19:56] ---
It's just like you said:
[19:59] ---
It's worthless to throw in with these children.
[20:02] ---
Exactly. They're from another world.
[20:06] ---
While these children were breathing clear air,
[20:09] ---
we've lived our lives breathing in bloodmist.
[20:13] ---
And what will you do?
Come quietly or fight a hopeless battle?
[20:20] ---
Heh. Bring it on.
[20:23] ---
Let's go, Itona.
You and me will clobber this joker!
[20:27] ---
--I surrender.
--Huh?
[20:29] ---
He's probably on a whole other level.
[20:31] ---
If we fight him, we'll just lose.
[20:34] ---
Itona...
[20:35] ---
I've learned something. We can lose today.
[20:39] ---
We'll wait for our chance--until we can win.
[20:43] ---
Nagisa...
[20:45] ---
I don't know how you're
going to try killing Koro Sensei,
[20:49] ---
but will it really all go according to plan?
[20:52] ---
No matter how poor my intel,
I'll still get results.
[20:56] ---
That's the world's best assassin for you.
[21:01] ---
Karasuma?
[21:05] ---
How did he know?
[21:07] ---
The octopus. Said if there was ever
a wall his students couldn't get over...
[21:12] ---
Then it'd be his turn.
[21:16] ---
This way.
[21:18] ---
This dog disguise gives me
a natural way to track their scent!
[21:22] ---
What's natural about such an overgrown mutt?
[21:41] ---
The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:47] ---
If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:58] ---
And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
The multiplying footsteps,
the view from my window:
[22:14] ---
As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:36] ---
I'll gather up
and go through all of the things
[22:42] ---
Scattered beneath the waning moon
8 - Reaper Time, Part 2
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[00:12] ---
So he's taken the students hostage.
[00:14] ---
I'm betting...
[00:15] ---
...he means to lure me in and then kill me.
[00:23] ---
Well, shucks.
[00:25] ---
That sure throws a wrench into my plans.
[00:28] ---
Koro Sensei and Mr. Karasuma!
[00:30] ---
But Koro Sensei was in Brazil!
[00:34] ---
Oh, well. Plan 16 it is.
[00:37] ---
My time to shine.
[00:49] ---
Wh-What's this?!
[00:50] ---
The whole room is going down!
[00:56] ---
Irina!
[01:12] ---
You're all I think about
[01:15] ---
Starting not to see anything else
[01:18] ---
I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:23] ---
Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:26] ---
I've spared no effort since then
[01:28] ---
Should be over my problems by now
[01:32] ---
I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[01:36] ---
And just when I get warmed up
[01:39] ---
Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[01:44] ---
Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[01:50] ---
Thousands, tens of thousands
of times I've given form to my feelings
[01:55] ---
Driven them in,
thrown them in--but all you do is run
[02:01] ---
Question, question: what
[02:04] ---
Question, question: on earth
[02:06] ---
Question, question: did I
[02:09] ---
Ever know about you anyway?
[02:12] ---
Question, question: why
[02:14] ---
Question, question: is it
[02:17] ---
Question, question: you are
[02:20] ---
So close and yet so far away?
[02:29] ---
"Eighth Period: Reaper Time, Part 2"
"by Ryoma Terasaka"
[02:36] ---
Not you, too, Miss Irina...
[02:39] ---
You're behind all this?
[02:41] ---
Does the name "the Reaper" ring a bell?
[02:45] ---
I've heard of it, from Lovro.
[02:48] ---
I let him live on purpose.
[02:50] ---
If I want my competitors to leave the game,
[02:53] ---
I need him to spread the word about me.
[02:56] ---
Hey, how about lowering that gun?
[03:00] ---
Or should I shoot your friend here?
[03:02] ---
The way he obscures his presence...
[03:08] ---
I've put explosives on her neck
and on the students' necks.
[03:12] ---
I just give the high sign and they'll detonate.
[03:15] ---
You think if you threaten
your hostages, I'll die quietly?
[03:20] ---
Now, I wonder!
[03:24] ---
I don't sense anyone else around.
[03:26] ---
If I'm just careful with his gun...
[03:35] ---
But why...?
[03:43] ---
M-My tentacles...
[03:45] ---
He can see them?!
[03:48] ---
--Koro Sensei!
--Are you okay?
[03:50] ---
That was disappointingly quick.
[03:52] ---
I didn't even have to use the hostages.
[03:56] ---
Let's go say goodbye.
[04:00] ---
Miss Irina...
[04:01] ---
Sir!
[04:03] ---
Class...
[04:04] ---
Is everyone unhurt?
[04:07] ---
I can't believe he captured you, too.
[04:12] ---
Bars made of anti-me material, eh?
[04:16] ---
It's tricky stuff, to be sure...
[04:18] ---
...but my body has finally overcome it!
[04:21] ---
Really?!
[04:25] ---
Now to reveal to you...
my secret internal-organ weapon!
[04:33] ---
I made this tongue with
a coating of digestive juices.
[04:36] ---
Give me half a day
and I can lick these bars away.
[04:39] ---
Too slow!
[04:40] ---
Say...
[04:42] ---
Keep licking like that and
I'll detonate everyone's neckbombs.
[04:46] ---
What? Aw!
[04:48] ---
Now, then--better hurry.
[04:51] ---
I'm about to flood this place with water.
[04:54] ---
This is a drainage canal.
[04:56] ---
On my command
from the control room up above,
[04:59] ---
200 tons of water per second
[05:02] ---
will squeeze you
into noodles against these bars.
[05:06] ---
Wait! You intend to kill the students, too?
[05:09] ---
Of course. It's too late to wait.
[05:13] ---
Irina! You knew as much, and yet...
[05:16] ---
As a pro, I just
prioritized results, that's all.
[05:19] ---
Isn't that what you wanted?
[05:22] ---
True, it may be a little harsh...
[05:25] ---
Or should I let our best chance of
saving the world slip away before our eyes?
[05:31] ---
Say there comes a time we can kill him
in exchange for the students' lives.
[05:36] ---
What is the government's policy on that?
[05:39] ---
Well, that's, uh... you'd handle that
on a case-by-case basis.
[05:43] ---
It may actually come down
to that situation, and, uh...
[05:48] ---
J-Just make that decision at the scene.
[05:52] ---
So it's my responsibility, in effect.
[05:57] ---
Then my decision now...
[06:01] ---
Here's how the government sees it.
[06:06] ---
The lives of 27 people
are weightier than the Earth.
[06:10] ---
If you still plan on killing them, too...
[06:14] ---
...I'll stop you.
[06:16] ---
--Mr. Karasuma!
--S-So cool!
[06:20] ---
And I'll tell you this, Irina:
[06:23] ---
Being a pro isn't quite so carefree.
[06:27] ---
If it takes too long to kill Karasuma,
my plans will come apart.
[06:32] ---
And so...
[06:35] ---
I don't think so!
[06:36] ---
Mr. Karasuma!
[06:37] ---
Turn on your transceiver!
[06:41] ---
Hmph. How rash.
[06:45] ---
Karasuma may stand apart from others...
[06:48] ---
...but he goes even further.
[06:50] ---
Just look at how easily
he trapped that octopus.
[06:53] ---
Professor Bitch...
[06:57] ---
Irina, I need your help.
[06:59] ---
I've set a trap.
[07:01] ---
While Karasuma's fiddling with it,
[07:04] ---
shoot him from behind.
[07:07] ---
Understood.
[07:15] ---
The other side of this
doorknob feels wrong. A trap?
[07:19] ---
No time to disarm it.
[07:22] ---
Guess I'll just open it.
[07:27] ---
Did that get him?
It'll slow him down, anyway.
[07:37] ---
Tsk. More powerful than I'd expected.
[07:56] ---
Your nose for bloodlust is spot on.
I admit--I underestimated you.
[08:01] ---
It's like a trade fair for traps. Well done.
[08:05] ---
Once you master the skills to kill a person,
[08:08] ---
it's in an assassin's nature
to want to use every last one of them.
[08:14] ---
Make sure you hit him, Irina.
[08:17] ---
Sorry.
[08:18] ---
This next one will.
[08:22] ---
You're going to die, Irina.
[08:24] ---
I'm more than prepared for that.
[08:27] ---
You probably can't understand, but he does.
[08:31] ---
"You and I are the same," he said.
[08:34] ---
That's right--did I tell you my backstory?
[08:39] ---
Born in a poor slum beset by
constant terrorist attacks,
[08:42] ---
an uncertain world where
life could blink out in an instant.
[08:45] ---
I could trust only in
money and my own skills...
[08:48] ---
...and that if you kill people, they die.
[08:52] ---
And so Irina understands how I feel.
[09:02] ---
Right, Irina? Even if
I did use you as a sacrifice.
[09:10] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
"by Karma Akabane"
[09:23] ---
You're alive!
[09:24] ---
I should have known.
[09:26] ---
But you can't come after me.
[09:29] ---
You know...
I only hired her to deceive you all.
[09:36] ---
Irina...
[09:38] ---
Well, time for the big finish.
[09:42] ---
Wait!
[09:43] ---
Mis... ra... ma!
[09:45] ---
Mr. Karasuma!
[09:46] ---
Are you all right?!
[09:49] ---
What is it?
[09:49] ---
I finally got through.
What was that explosion?
[09:54] ---
I'm all right, but Irina's
trapped under the debris.
[09:58] ---
I don't have time for that.
I'm going after the Reaper.
[10:01] ---
You can't!
[10:02] ---
Why won't you help her, Mr. Karasuma?
[10:06] ---
Kurahashi...
[10:09] ---
Irina partnered with the Reaper
to get results in her own way.
[10:14] ---
A real pro accepts her own responsibility.
[10:17] ---
What's being a pro have to do with it?
[10:19] ---
I know this is coming from a 15-year-old...
[10:22] ---
but Professor Bitch is only 21!
[10:26] ---
Growing up in an environment
with no peace of mind,
[10:31] ---
she probably forgot to pick up
some of the pieces along the way
[10:35] ---
that would make her a grown-up.
[10:39] ---
So please... rescue her, Mr. Karasuma.
[10:43] ---
Just like you forgive us students
when we make mistakes.
[10:53] ---
The village is wiped out.
[10:56] ---
But this one killed
a militia member and escaped.
[10:59] ---
What do you think, dear?
[11:05] ---
Good eyes.
[11:09] ---
You have a decision to make:
[11:12] ---
If you live in blood with us,
[11:15] ---
your hideous memories of blood
can become just another routine.
[11:21] ---
You can seek peaceful days,
living in fear of your blood memories,
[11:26] ---
or, rather than running from them,
tame your memories through work.
[11:33] ---
A cruel choice for a child.
Let's go to the refugee camp and--
[11:40] ---
There's no turning back.
[11:45] ---
That's right.
[11:47] ---
A cold sea of blood was my everyday.
[11:52] ---
How fitting that I should die betrayed.
[11:57] ---
I'm glad it can end...
[12:00] ---
...before I remember the warmth...
of a place in the sun...
[12:11] ---
Get on out of there.
I'll handle the heavy lifting.
[12:20] ---
What's this...?
[12:22] ---
They've all escaped!
[12:26] ---
No matter. I'll just kill a couple-few
and threaten them over the intercom.
[12:32] ---
They took them off?!
[12:34] ---
Wow, they're good!
[12:36] ---
Damn.
[12:39] ---
The bombs' remote only has a detonate
command and an unlock function.
[12:43] ---
So simple that they won't
explode if we pull them off,
[12:46] ---
and he'll never know.
[12:48] ---
Th-This is rough...
[12:50] ---
This protective coloring matches the walls,
and the light quality is just right!
[12:55] ---
Just like you said, there's a spot
the camera can't see properly!
[12:59] ---
Then, with Sugaya's spray...
[13:01] ---
That assassination camo
works great on our super P.E. clothes.
[13:04] ---
We can make 'em perfectly wall-colored!
[13:06] ---
Sheesh... who knew the RC peeping squad
would play such a big role?
[13:12] ---
What about Koro Sensei?
[13:14] ---
He's got protective coloring built in.
[13:16] ---
Which means he's buck naked right now.
[13:19] ---
Now I can never get married!
[13:21] ---
Quit blushing or he'll see you!
[13:26] ---
Your left arm may be broken.
[13:30] ---
Does it hurt anywhere else?
[13:33] ---
Hey, you're bleeding!
[13:35] ---
No--your super-hot body just got me excited.
[13:38] ---
I thought you might have brain damage,
[13:41] ---
but that's perfectly normal for you.
[13:45] ---
He's back. Just as the students had predicted.
[13:50] ---
Irina, this may be different
from the world you grew up in,
[13:54] ---
but the world that the students
and I live in... it needs you.
[14:08] ---
Irina, where's Karasuma?
[14:11] ---
He was already gone when I came to.
[14:14] ---
That was awful of you, Reaper,
[14:17] ---
blowing me up, too.
[14:20] ---
Yeah, sorry about that!
[14:22] ---
I wouldn't've been able
to achieve my goal otherwise.
[14:25] ---
Besides, our world is one
of deceiving and being deceived.
[14:32] ---
Oh, I don't mind. After all,
I'm a bitch who hops from man to man.
[14:42] ---
I-Is this guy nuts?
[14:47] ---
I've been thinking. Are you really
all you're cracked up to be?
[14:56] ---
What was that?
[15:04] ---
Each one of your skills is on point,
[15:07] ---
but your endgame and defenses are weak.
[15:13] ---
You sure told me.
[15:16] ---
You--
[15:18] ---
I peeled off my face.
[15:21] ---
It just gets in the way
of improving my disguise skills.
[15:25] ---
Now to kill you and take your face!
[15:36] ---
Hey, what's going on?
[15:38] ---
Um, er...
[15:39] ---
The Reaper has a knife--no, a wire!
[15:41] ---
He uses that on Mr. Karasuma, and--oh, wow!
[15:42] ---
He blocks with his elbow--no good. Eek!
[15:45] ---
He's using his knife
as a shield, and seeing that,
[15:47] ---
he switched to a kick, but at the same time...!
[15:49] ---
What a... what a great fight!
[15:51] ---
What the heck are you saying?!
[15:52] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #29: Gives terrible play-by-plays"
What the heck are you saying?!
[15:53] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #29: Gives terrible play-by-plays"
Mmm?!
[15:54] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #29: Gives terrible play-by-plays"
Explain it so we understand!
[15:56] ---
Explain it so we understand!
[15:56] ---
I dared to pull him into close-quarters combat,
[15:59] ---
but I don't know what he's hiding.
Can't let this drag on.
[16:05] ---
I'll tell you the truth, Mr. Karasuma.
[16:08] ---
I made up that part about
growing up in tragic circumstances.
[16:12] ---
That was social engineering,
to pull the woman in.
[16:16] ---
Why, you...
[16:18] ---
An assassin killed my father.
[16:22] ---
I wasn't particularly sad that he was dead.
[16:26] ---
But the movements of the killer
who cut him down before my eyes
[16:30] ---
made me think:
[16:33] ---
What a beautiful skill!
[16:38] ---
I was captivated. Assassination:
an ensemble of beautiful skills!
[16:45] ---
And the essence of those skills I mastered?
[16:50] ---
Allow me to show you:
[16:58] ---
The Reaper's hidden scythe.
[17:01] ---
Just a .10 caliber.
[17:03] ---
Its minute bullets pass between muscle
and bone to tear a hole in the aorta.
[17:10] ---
The aorta's own bloodstream
pressure widens that hole...
[17:15] ---
...until you die from major blood loss.
[17:20] ---
A composite art only the Reaper can pull off.
[17:27] ---
What?!
[17:29] ---
Is this...
[17:36] ---
Finally, a definitive opening.
[17:39] ---
Good to see even the Reaper
has the same weak spots.
[17:42] ---
Is that the octopus's...
[17:44] ---
"Tomato Juice"
[17:46] ---
I can just about fit one tentacle through.
[17:50] ---
You were dummied up with juice?
[17:54] ---
Ready, Reaper?
[17:57] ---
You messed with my
precious students and colleagues.
[18:01] ---
Wait! Who else could kill him, if not me?!
[18:05] ---
Our classroom has all the skills we need!
[18:15] ---
Why don't you quit the killing game?
[18:18] ---
Your skills will come in handy
at the employment office.
[18:30] ---
The man had marvelous skills,
but put too much faith in them.
[18:35] ---
Whoever influenced him was a fool.
[18:38] ---
He could have used his skills
to follow a much straighter path.
[18:42] ---
Sparing people or killing them...
[18:44] ---
It's all up to the person
and the world around them.
[18:47] ---
Yes, exactly.
[18:48] ---
Right, Miss Irina?
[18:50] ---
Urk!
[18:56] ---
You bitch!
[18:57] ---
What's the big idea, tryin' to run away?!
[18:59] ---
Eeek!
[19:00] ---
Ow!
[19:01] ---
Argh! Just do whatever you want!
[19:04] ---
The boys with their usual pent-up animal lust,
[19:06] ---
the girls with their usual envy of my beauty--
[19:08] ---
just let it all out in
an explosion of sexual violence!
[19:12] ---
Her ideas are getting wild!
[19:14] ---
Look, just come to school like always.
[19:17] ---
No more shirkin' your duties for days on end.
[19:20] ---
I'm dying to know more about that story--
[19:22] ---
swindling Arabian royalty
until you were on the brink of war!
[19:26] ---
If you don't come back,
[19:27] ---
I'll just keep that French
Boys Over Flowers manga you lent me!
[19:32] ---
You know I was this close to killing you all.
[19:36] ---
Is that a problem?
[19:39] ---
Backstabbing, treachery...
Isn't that what makes you a bitch?
[19:44] ---
And if we can't even
enjoy school with a bitch,
[19:48] ---
what are we doing being
junior-high assassins, anyway?
[19:53] ---
That's right.
[20:00] ---
This flower wasn't
borrowed from our students.
[20:03] ---
I came by it intentionally,
by defeating the enemy.
[20:06] ---
Is that good enough for your birthday?
[20:10] ---
He hands it over so blandly!
And there are way fewer flowers this time!
[20:14] ---
I'll give him a piece of my mind!
[20:16] ---
Now, what do you say
at a time like this? Let's see here...
[20:23] ---
Yes.
[20:25] ---
Ooh, we have potential!
[20:27] ---
But I had dibs!
[20:30] ---
There, there.
[20:31] ---
Mr. Karasuma, a word before
things take a turn for the racy?
[20:35] ---
It definitely won't, but please.
[20:38] ---
I don't want the students
involved in this kind of danger again.
[20:44] ---
I must insist on an environment
where we can safely kill and be killed.
[20:52] ---
I know.
[20:54] ---
"If any student becomes collateral damage during an assassination,
[20:55] ---
"Ministry of Defense"
"If any student becomes collateral damage during an assassination,
[20:56] ---
"If any student becomes collateral damage during an assassination,
[20:57] ---
the bounty will not be paid." Hmm.
[21:00] ---
"Request" "Students of E Class"
the bounty will not be paid." Hmm.
[21:01] ---
"Request" "Students of E Class"
You've really grown fond of those kids, eh, Karasuma?
[21:05] ---
Surely the students
have a right to their safety.
[21:10] ---
All right. I'll accept these conditions.
[21:13] ---
Either way, we're done
relying on individual freelance killers.
[21:19] ---
We're jointly moving forward
[21:21] ---
with the final assassination project.
[21:32] ---
I don't know where this classroom is headed...
[21:41] ---
The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:46] ---
If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:47] ---
*If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
*Your arm?
[21:48] ---
*If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
*Fine.
[21:50] ---
*If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
*But this place... is a good world to be in.
[21:52] ---
*I went to touch it: it was warm
*But this place... is a good world to be in.
[21:56] ---
I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:57] ---
And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
The multiplying footsteps,
the view from my window:
[22:14] ---
As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:36] ---
I'll gather up
and go through all of the things
[22:42] ---
Scattered beneath the waning moon
9 - Round Two Time
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[00:08] ---
November: the month of maturity.
[00:10] ---
"Future Planning Survey" "Name: Nagisa Shiota"
November: the month of maturity.
[00:10] ---
"Future Planning Survey" "Name: Nagisa Shiota"
Everyone's starting to give their own answers.
[00:13] ---
"Future Planning Survey" "Name: Nagisa Shiota"
At that point,
[00:15] ---
we had four months left
to assassinate Koro Sensei.
[00:21] ---
Is that octopus seriously
doing career counseling?
[00:25] ---
Professor Bitch!
[00:26] ---
In regular clothes!
[00:28] ---
Yes, regular old cheap clothes.
[00:31] ---
Just trying to match your regular old world.
[00:35] ---
What? You want me
to show more skin after all?
[00:39] ---
No--hiding it has actually
made you more sexy.
[00:43] ---
In a way, you've grown!
[00:47] ---
"Desired School: Girls' High School"
[00:48] ---
"Desired School: Girls' High School"
Hey, Nakamura! You wrote this!
[00:49] ---
"Desired Career (1st Choice): Nurse" "(2nd Choice): Maid"
Hey, Nakamura! You wrote this!
[00:50] ---
"Desired Career (1st Choice): Nurse" "(2nd Choice): Maid"
Why would you warp a person's career path like that?!
[00:52] ---
Men's work doesn't suit you.
[00:55] ---
Hey, Nagisa!
[00:57] ---
"Thailand" "Be Reborn!" "Morocco" "A Life-Altering Voyage"
Hey, Nagisa!
[00:57] ---
"Thailand" "Be Reborn!" "Morocco" "A Life-Altering Voyage"
Let's hit Thailand or Morocco after graduation.
[01:01] ---
"Thailand" "Be Reborn!" "Morocco" "A Life-Altering Voyage"
I understand Thailand is where it's at.
[01:03] ---
"Thailand" "Be Reborn!" "Morocco" "A Life-Altering Voyage"
Why are you trying to cut it off me?
[01:06] ---
Why are you trying to cut it off me?
[01:07] ---
Careers, eh?
[01:09] ---
And taking advice from a monster
who says he'll destroy the earth!
[01:14] ---
My career...
[01:18] ---
"Midterm Report Card, Year 3, Term 2"
[01:42] ---
You're all I think about
[01:45] ---
Starting not to see anything else
[01:48] ---
I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:53] ---
Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:56] ---
I've spared no effort since then
[01:58] ---
Should be over my problems by now
[02:02] ---
I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[02:06] ---
And just when I get warmed up
[02:09] ---
Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[02:14] ---
Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[02:20] ---
Thousands, tens of thousands
of times I've given form to my feelings
[02:25] ---
Driven them in,
thrown them in--but all you do is run
[02:31] ---
Question, question: what
[02:34] ---
Question, question: on earth
[02:36] ---
Question, question: did I
[02:39] ---
Ever know about you anyway?
[02:42] ---
Question, question: why
[02:44] ---
Question, question: is it
[02:47] ---
Question, question: you are
[02:50] ---
So close and yet so far away?
[02:59] ---
"Ninth Period: Round Two Time"
"by Toka Yada"
[03:03] ---
"Staff Room"
[03:04] ---
"Staff Room"
So you're looking to become a bureaucrat?
[03:07] ---
"Staff Room"
Behind the scenes of national administration...
[03:09] ---
Behind the scenes of national administration...
[03:10] ---
That's rather restrained for you, Karma.
[03:13] ---
You know how politicians
were useless during the last quake?
[03:18] ---
I can't deny that.
[03:20] ---
But the country wasn't paralyzed--
it kept functioning remarkably well.
[03:24] ---
The bureaucrats pulling strings
in the shadows must be pretty great.
[03:30] ---
So that's what I want to be.
[03:32] ---
Got a problem?
[03:34] ---
No; that's you to a T.
[03:40] ---
Terasaka, don't be a politician.
[03:43] ---
Huh?
[03:45] ---
A big-mouthed impulsive fool
like you on the ticket?
[03:49] ---
It'd be a cinch to control you from the wings.
[03:52] ---
Bah! Controllin' me? You're delusional.
[03:57] ---
A politician? Where'd that come from?
[03:59] ---
"Name: Rio Nakamura" "Desired Career (1st Choice): Diplomat"
A politician? Where'd that come from?
[04:00] ---
"Name: Rio Nakamura" "Desired Career (1st Choice): Diplomat"
Nakamura, you want to be a diplomat?
[04:04] ---
For you to have such an earnest goal...!
[04:08] ---
That's super-rude!
[04:10] ---
Believe it or not, they used to
call me the primary-school genius.
[04:14] ---
In first grade,
I aced all the sixth-grade tests,
[04:17] ---
and always came in at the top of the class!
[04:20] ---
But normal was better. I wanted to be normal.
[04:25] ---
I wanted to get lousy scores
and joke about them with my friends.
[04:30] ---
I managed to make it into
Kunugigaoka and played dumb
[04:34] ---
until I wasn't playing anymore.
[04:36] ---
Seeing my parents' disappointed tears,
[04:39] ---
I finally began to realize
the importance of what I'd lost.
[04:43] ---
But I did want to do dumb stuff
with everyone else, too.
[04:47] ---
This class lets me do both.
[04:50] ---
Thank you, Koro Sensei.
[04:54] ---
"Future Planning Survey" "Name: Nagisa Shiota"
Miss Irina, Miss Irina!
[04:56] ---
"Future Planning Survey" "Name: Nagisa Shiota"
No one looks like they're thinking hard, but they sure are.
[05:01] ---
--About that present!
--But I...
[05:02] ---
--Oh, that!
--But I...
[05:04] ---
--Oh, Miss Irina's tag is still attached.
[05:05] ---
--Men give all sorts of different presents, you see, and...
--Oh, Miss Irina's tag is still attached.
[05:08] ---
She's not used to buying off the rack.
[05:10] ---
Should we tell her?
[05:12] ---
I'll get it.
[05:14] ---
Besides, that car was a war trophy I won
[05:18] ---
by coming on to a young IT CEO for intel.
[05:23] ---
I had every intention of driving that car, too,
[05:27] ---
but Karasuma said I
"obtained it by fraudulent means"!
[05:33] ---
Last but not least!
So what's your chosen career, Nagisa?
[05:40] ---
Sir, I... I think...
[05:45] ---
I think I have a talent for killing people.
[05:48] ---
At any rate, I think I could
get to where I do what the Reaper does.
[05:52] ---
For someone with no real strengths,
[05:54] ---
I couldn't hope for
a better talent for my future.
[06:01] ---
Koro Sensei... should I...
[06:05] ---
Should I become an assassin?
[06:08] ---
Please... tell me what path I should follow.
[06:16] ---
You're a sensible student.
[06:19] ---
You must have considered
the risk and absurdity
[06:22] ---
of becoming an assassin
before asking me this question.
[06:25] ---
Nagisa, there can be no doubt
that you have a gift for assassination.
[06:31] ---
Whether facing a monster,
a violent teacher, or a genius assassin,
[06:37] ---
you have the courage to attack without fear.
[06:41] ---
For a master killer,
that's an indispensable skill.
[06:45] ---
But, Nagisa...
[06:47] ---
...this courage of yours
is fraught with desperation.
[06:52] ---
You're taking your own safety
and dignity too lightly:
[06:55] ---
"It hardly matters
what happens to someone like me."
[07:00] ---
To what end should you use your talents?
[07:03] ---
And for whom?
[07:05] ---
Reexamine these questions.
Then we'll talk again.
[07:11] ---
And if you still want to be an assassin,
[07:14] ---
I'll support you with everything I have.
[07:19] ---
Whoa, you beat it? Even the secret boss?!
[07:22] ---
Not on my first playthrough.
[07:24] ---
But I managed to beat him
on the second round.
[07:26] ---
Oh, sure. Guess it's time to start over!
[07:28] ---
"Continue" "New Game" "Wi-Fi Connection"
Oh, sure. Guess it's time to start over!
[07:32] ---
I'm home.
[07:34] ---
Welcome back, Nagisa. Have a seat.
[07:38] ---
What is it, Mom?
[07:41] ---
Your midterms.
You came in 54th in your grade.
[07:45] ---
You missed the 50th-place cutoff
for returning to the main school.
[07:50] ---
But I heard that Tanaka's older brother
[07:55] ---
made it back from 60th place three years ago.
[07:58] ---
"Kunugigaoka Junior High" "Donation Enclosed"
made it back from 60th place three years ago.
[07:59] ---
"Kunugigaoka Junior High" "Donation Enclosed"
After begging and pleading with donation in hand,
[08:01] ---
"Kunugigaoka Junior High" "Donation Enclosed"
the school made an exception.
[08:04] ---
So that's what I'll do. You've got to
get out of that E Class ASAP.
[08:10] ---
I'll be speaking with Mr. Ono
of the D Class soon.
[08:13] ---
You'll be coming with me.
[08:15] ---
H-Hey, no, wait, Mom!
[08:18] ---
I want to stay in the E Class!
[08:20] ---
It's fun, and my grades are improving!
[08:22] ---
I'll go anywhere you tell me
for college and work--
[08:25] ---
just please, let me stay where I am for junior--
[08:29] ---
Uh-oh.
[08:31] ---
I defied her during a dark phase.
[08:34] ---
This isn't good.
[08:36] ---
Here it comes.
[08:37] ---
Ow!
[08:37] ---
Watch your mouth! How could I have
raised such an ambitionless child?
[08:42] ---
The wounds of failure will
torture you your whole life long!
[08:45] ---
I should know! Why can't you
understand your own mother,
[08:48] ---
who only wants to spare you that same pain?!
[08:50] ---
Here I am getting another
donation ready for your bad grades!
[08:55] ---
See what your mother does for you?
Just who do you think you are?
[09:00] ---
There's no talking to her when she's like this.
[09:03] ---
It was my mistake for not
speaking up when she was still sunny.
[09:07] ---
I'm sorry. I had no idea.
[09:14] ---
Dad hates fighting.
He got fed up and walked out.
[09:20] ---
Now listen: You're just a child,
[09:24] ---
so how would you understand
how to make your way through life?
[09:27] ---
But your mom knows all about it!
[09:30] ---
I have a plan, so you won't
wind up like me and your father.
[09:35] ---
Like getting into Keisetsu University.
[09:38] ---
The top school Mom couldn't test into.
[09:39] ---
"Keisetsu University"
The top school Mom couldn't test into.
[09:41] ---
The top school Mom couldn't test into.
[09:41] ---
Big companies have school ties,
[09:44] ---
and your success hinges on
whether you went to that school.
[09:48] ---
A Keisetsu grad can work
at the top-ranked Hishimaru...
[09:53] ---
The famous company Mom couldn't get hired into.
[09:54] ---
"Hishimaru"
The famous company Mom couldn't get hired into.
[09:56] ---
The famous company Mom couldn't get hired into.
[09:56] ---
Oh, and while I'm talking about
an ideal world... I so wanted a girl.
[10:01] ---
She says this a lot, too.
[10:03] ---
My parents were all about the studying.
Girlishness came second.
[10:07] ---
That's why I didn't make it
into Hishimaru, with its focus on looks.
[10:11] ---
And that's why I'd teach
my daughter fashion all I wanted.
[10:16] ---
See how nice it looks with your long hair?
[10:20] ---
I don't want to hear it. I'm not a girl.
[10:24] ---
Her tenacity was chilling.
[10:28] ---
I'd likely never be able to defy her.
[10:31] ---
Koro Sensei saw right through me:
[10:33] ---
"The Game of Life: Hiromi Shiota"
Koro Sensei saw right through me:
[10:33] ---
"The Game of Life: Hiromi Shiota"
I'm not the hero of my own life.
[10:37] ---
"The Game of Life: Hiromi Shiota"
I'm in round two of the "Mom" RPG.
[10:39] ---
"New Game" "Continue"
I'm in round two of the "Mom" RPG.
[10:40] ---
"New Game +"
I'm in round two of the "Mom" RPG.
[10:42] ---
Oh, and...
[10:43] ---
I'll be coming in tomorrow to ask
the E Class teacher for a transfer.
[10:49] ---
Huh?
[10:51] ---
Th-That's pretty sudden. He might be busy.
[10:53] ---
It's for your own good, Nagisa.
[10:56] ---
Say your goodbyes to the E Class tomorrow.
[10:59] ---
She's gone dark again.
[11:03] ---
Nothing I can say will do any good.
[11:06] ---
I see. So your mother's coming
to discuss a class transfer?
[11:10] ---
What now? My mom
won't listen to a word I say.
[11:14] ---
Mr. Karasuma's out on business,
[11:17] ---
and I can't ask his underlings
to step in on his behalf...
[11:21] ---
Most of all, I don't want to leave the E Class.
[11:25] ---
Don't worry about a thing.
[11:28] ---
I'm a super-creature who'll destroy the earth--
[11:30] ---
parent-and-child meetings are no problem!
[11:34] ---
I-I don't know about this.
[11:37] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
"by Nagisa Shiota"
[11:42] ---
Your mom, huh? She's a tough cookie.
[11:46] ---
Koro Sensei said to let him handle it, but...
[11:49] ---
I could pretend to be your teacher.
[11:52] ---
Huh?
[11:52] ---
No. On paper, Mr. Karasuma is our teacher.
[11:57] ---
If our parents talk, it won't add up.
[12:00] ---
Oh.
[12:02] ---
It's really quite simple:
[12:04] ---
I'd just need to become Tadaomi Karasuma.
[12:07] ---
Koro Sensei?
[12:09] ---
It's me! Me! Y'know, Karasuma!
[12:12] ---
What a shoddy dupe!
[12:14] ---
What's with the scribbling
between the eyebrows?
[12:16] ---
I'm accentuatin' Karasuma's nihilism!
Spittin' image, right?
[12:20] ---
And why do your arms look like sausages?
[12:22] ---
Those're Karasuma's bulgin' muscles!
[12:25] ---
--Quit obsessing over the most pointless details!
--I'm uneasy, but all I can do is pray.
[12:27] ---
--At least put on a nose and ears!
--I'm uneasy, but all I can do is pray.
[12:29] ---
--Yeah, add a nose and lose the fake drawl!
--Pray that Koro Sensei could convince my mother...
[12:32] ---
...to let me stay in the E Class.
[12:36] ---
Is that Nagisa's...
[12:38] ---
She's really pretty!
[12:39] ---
But she does look tough.
[12:41] ---
"Staff Room"
[12:42] ---
"Staff Room"
Nice to meet you.
[12:44] ---
I'm Nagisa Shiota's mother.
[12:47] ---
Please, have a seat. You, too, Nagisa.
[12:51] ---
It's quite a trip,
all the way here to the mountains.
[12:54] ---
How about something cold to drink?
[12:56] ---
I-I guess that'll do.
[12:59] ---
You know, you're really
quite beautiful, ma'am.
[13:02] ---
I see Nagisa takes after you.
[13:06] ---
This one here...
[13:08] ---
If he were a girl, I would have
brought him up to be my ideal.
[13:11] ---
Your ideal?
[13:13] ---
Yes--a girl this age looks best with long hair.
[13:18] ---
I was only allowed to have
short hair as a child...
[13:22] ---
I got mad when he started
tying it back for school this year,
[13:26] ---
but it just looks so good
on him, I let it slide.
[13:31] ---
Oh, yes--future plans.
[13:33] ---
In my experience, they cannot
be allowed to be discouraged at this age.
[13:38] ---
Several local Kunugigaoka High grads
have gone on to Kei U,
[13:42] ---
but being so far off the track in junior high
[13:44] ---
will hurt both his
college chances and his career.
[13:48] ---
So I'd like your help in
getting him out of the E Class.
[13:54] ---
Have you spoken with Nagisa about this?
[13:56] ---
He doesn't understand anything yet.
[13:57] ---
"Out of Order"
He doesn't understand anything yet.
[13:59] ---
"Out of Order"
It's only natural for a parent who's tasted failure
[14:02] ---
"Out of Order"
to build their child a path.
[14:04] ---
"Out of Order"
Mom?
[14:05] ---
I--
[14:06] ---
You hush now, Nagisa, okay?
[14:13] ---
I see. I understand why Nagisa
came to be who he is today.
[14:20] ---
A wi--?!
[14:21] ---
Yes:
[14:22] ---
I, Tadaomi Karasuma, wear a wig!
[14:29] ---
Hairstyles, high schools, and colleges
[14:31] ---
are not for a parent to decide.
[14:33] ---
Nagisa must decide for himself.
[14:36] ---
Ma'am,
[14:38] ---
Nagisa's life is his to live.
[14:41] ---
He's not a tool for hiding your own complexes.
[14:42] ---
"Out of Order"
He's not a tool for hiding your own complexes.
[14:44] ---
As his teacher, let me be very clear:
[14:48] ---
Unless Nagisa wishes it,
[14:50] ---
I will not permit him to leave the E Class.
[14:58] ---
What's your deal?! What teacher
talks to a parent like that?
[15:01] ---
How dare you insult me!
[15:03] ---
--You think you're so great that you can nitpick my education plan?!
[15:05] ---
--Yikes.
--You think you're so great that you can nitpick my education plan?!
[15:06] ---
--Holy crap!
--I won't stand to be lectured by a moron teaching morons
[15:07] ---
--Nagisa's mom is pissed!
--I won't stand to be lectured by a moron teaching morons
[15:09] ---
--Nagisa's mom is pissed!
--out in the mountains!
[15:10] ---
Nagisa! So all your acts of defiance lately
[15:12] ---
are because this bald bugger suckered you in?!
[15:15] ---
Well, watch this!
[15:16] ---
I'm about to open your eyes,
all right--way open!
[15:21] ---
Koro Sensei...
[15:22] ---
Hmm. I was a bit more
forceful than I'd planned.
[15:26] ---
Still...
[15:29] ---
...what's most important is that you
make your own intentions perfectly clear.
[15:34] ---
But right now, since I can't
do anything on my own,
[15:38] ---
maybe I should just be Mom's round two.
[15:41] ---
It's not like you can't do anything.
[15:43] ---
If you have the urge to kill,
you can do anything.
[15:46] ---
Your life's first round
started here in this classroom.
[15:52] ---
My... my first round...
[15:58] ---
Looks good.
[15:59] ---
Sorry for blowing up in front of
your teacher today, Nagisa.
[16:04] ---
I'm just so invested.
[16:06] ---
Uh-huh.
[16:07] ---
And, well, I've been thinking.
[16:10] ---
Huh?
[16:11] ---
I've decided I will not allow
anyone to interfere with my life.
[16:21] ---
I'll remove the obstacles.
[16:24] ---
I'll give you a new outlook on life... Nagisa.
[16:36] ---
Sch... school?
[16:38] ---
Mom?
[16:40] ---
You went crazy after you were
sent down here. Started disobeying me.
[16:46] ---
What--
[16:47] ---
Burn it. Burn down the school--
with your own hands.
[16:52] ---
What... what are you saying, Mom?
[16:54] ---
If you set the fire with your own hands,
[16:56] ---
your sense of guilt will keep you
from ever facing anyone here again.
[17:01] ---
With your escape route cut off,
[17:02] ---
we'll go ask the
main-campus teacher to take you.
[17:05] ---
N-No, I don't want to!
[17:06] ---
Who do you think raised you?!
[17:08] ---
Made you go to cram schools?
To a private school?
[17:10] ---
Do you have any idea how much
time and money you cost me?!
[17:13] ---
Making dinner even though
I'm tired from work!
[17:15] ---
You have no clue how I've suffered!
[17:17] ---
Being brainwashed by that
clueless cue-ball--learning only defiance?!
[17:21] ---
I'm the one who made you--made all of you!
[17:28] ---
She's wrong! But she's right.
[17:31] ---
How can I express this feeling...?
[17:35] ---
First you must make your own
intentions perfectly clear.
[17:44] ---
Mom... I--
[17:48] ---
Quit your screeching, you old bag.
[17:51] ---
The show's about to start.
[17:54] ---
--Wh-Who are you?! Get out of my way!
--That bloodlust... He's an assassin!
[17:57] ---
You're the ones in my way.
[18:00] ---
He comes every Wednesday
at ten to watch TV dramas
[18:03] ---
with the autonomous artillery.
[18:05] ---
He'll come that way at the speed of sound.
[18:08] ---
I'll split his head open
with my whip and kill him.
[18:11] ---
Kill...?
[18:13] ---
What? P-Police!
[18:16] ---
If I kill the kid,
the bounty goes up in smoke...
[18:20] ---
...but they don't much care if I kill his old lady.
[18:26] ---
Mom's afraid.
The assassin's got his guard down.
[18:32] ---
Mom, a life spent watching for your reactions
[18:36] ---
has cultivated a talent within me.
[18:40] ---
It may not be the talent
you wanted me to have...
[18:44] ---
...but it's that talent that lets me
be of use to everyone here.
[18:49] ---
Your life's first round
started here in this classroom.
[18:54] ---
Mom, I'm giving it
everything I have in this class now.
[19:00] ---
And before I graduate, I'll get results.
[19:02] ---
If I succeed, I'll cut my hair...
[19:06] ---
...and pay back all the money
you spent to raise me.
[19:10] ---
If you still can't forgive me...
[19:12] ---
What's this?
[19:14] ---
Then I'll graduate from you, too.
[19:27] ---
Mom...
[19:29] ---
I'm so, so grateful just that
you had me and raised me.
[19:34] ---
It may be extravagant,
but if you could just be happy
[19:38] ---
that your child was born in this world
and grew up fairly okay,
[19:43] ---
everything would be
tied up in a neat little bow...
[19:46] ---
Wh-Who are you?
What have you done, Nagisa?
[19:51] ---
Some undesirables
have made this their hangout,
[19:54] ---
so I recommend staying away at night.
[19:58] ---
Koro Sensei...
[19:59] ---
"Fire Extinguisher"
Koro Sensei...
[20:00] ---
"Fire Extinguisher"
You just swore fair and square you'd kill me before March.
[20:03] ---
"Fire Extinguisher"
No backsies!
[20:05] ---
"Fire Extinguisher"
Urgh... I know.
[20:07] ---
Now, then, ma'am...
[20:09] ---
Yes, Nagisa is still immature.
But please, watch over him warmly.
[20:16] ---
He is not trying to betray you.
[20:19] ---
He's just starting to get ready
to leave the nest, as everyone must.
[20:24] ---
Pulling away... from me? Nagisa?
[20:30] ---
Mom!
[20:31] ---
It seems she fainted when her nerves relaxed.
[20:35] ---
I'll take you back in her car.
[20:40] ---
So, Nagisa...
[20:42] ---
If you did manage to kill me,
[20:44] ---
would you go on to use your talent
to become an assassin?
[20:50] ---
Probably not.
[20:53] ---
Talent isn't only for this or that.
[20:57] ---
Even if my talent is good for assassination,
[20:59] ---
I want to use it to help someone--
like I protected Mom.
[21:05] ---
And that's not by being
an assassin. Way too dangerous.
[21:10] ---
I'll find a career that won't worry my folks.
[21:14] ---
Take your time.
[21:16] ---
Oh, and don't forget to make an effort
to talk with your parents.
[21:20] ---
I won't.
[21:24] ---
Sheesh, cars are slow
and you have to wait for lights!
[21:27] ---
How inconvenient can you get?
[21:29] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #30: Gets testy when driving"
[21:34] ---
What's this?
[21:36] ---
I'll make breakfast from now on,
[21:38] ---
so you can take it easy before work.
[21:41] ---
*The moon that swims in the night sky
*so you can take it easy before work.
[21:42] ---
*The moon that swims in the night sky
*I'll take out the garbage and stuff, too,
[21:44] ---
*The moon that swims in the night sky
*and I'll get into a high school
[21:46] ---
*The moon that swims in the night sky
*just as good as Kunugigaoka High!
[21:47] ---
*If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
*just as good as Kunugigaoka High!
[21:49] ---
*If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
*So please, let me stay in this class!
[21:52] ---
I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:56] ---
*I went to touch it: it was warm
*Do what you want. I don't care.
[21:58] ---
*And slowly drew me in
*Do what you want. I don't care.
[22:02] ---
*And slowly drew me in
*I am an assassin--
[22:03] ---
*The multiplying footsteps, the view from my window:
*I am an assassin--
[22:03] ---
*The multiplying footsteps, the view from my window:
*holding my head high till graduation!
[22:06] ---
The multiplying footsteps, the view from my window:
[22:14] ---
As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:37] ---
I'll gather up
and go through all of the things
[22:42] ---
Scattered beneath the waning moon
10 - School Festival Time
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[00:07] ---
Surprise!
[00:07] ---
"Tell Us, Kunudon!"
Surprise!
[00:08] ---
"Tell Us, Kunudon!"
Tell us, Kunudon!
[00:10] ---
Hi, everybody--Kunudon here!
[00:12] ---
Autumn means good food, studying... and school festivals!
[00:16] ---
"11th Annual Kunugigaoka School Festival" "Visitor's Guide"
Autumn means good food, studying... and school festivals!
[00:17] ---
"11th Annual Kunugigaoka School Festival" "Visitor's Guide"
And the famous Kunugigaoka Academy's school festival
[00:19] ---
"11th Annual Kunugigaoka School Festival" "Visitor's Guide"
is the real deal!
[00:21] ---
"11th Annual Kunugigaoka School Festival" "Visitor's Guide"
Return-on-investment ratio!
[00:23] ---
"Tons of Festival Faves" "No. 1 Must-See!"
Getting results here will look great to potential employers
[00:26] ---
"Tons of Festival Faves" "No. 1 Must-See!"
while job hunting.
[00:27] ---
"Tons of Festival Faves" "No. 1 Must-See!"
That's why everyone's so into it!
[00:29] ---
"Tons of Festival Faves" "No. 1 Must-See!"
The employment Ice Age!
[00:32] ---
"Tons of Festival Faves" "No. 1 Must-See!"
Some students display indecent business acumen
[00:32] ---
"Eat, Learn, Enjoy!" "Eat: Japanese Berkshire Hot Dogs"
Some students display indecent business acumen
[00:34] ---
"Eat, Learn, Enjoy!" "Eat: Japanese Berkshire Hot Dogs"
that would put any full-fledged member of society to shame!
[00:37] ---
"Eat, Learn, Enjoy!" "Eat: Japanese Berkshire Hot Dogs"
Nouveau riche! Yaaay!
[00:41] ---
Our chain will gladly lend its support.
[00:45] ---
The Kunugigaoka School Festival
is famous nationwide.
[00:48] ---
Using our products would be
fantastic publicity for us.
[00:52] ---
Mr. Asano, it's worth investing in
your customer draw and your promise.
[00:59] ---
Thank you very much.
[01:00] ---
Wh-What junior-high student
signs on with a sponsor?!
[01:05] ---
No blind spots. We'll blow that
E Class away--as we should.
[01:25] ---
You're all I think about
[01:28] ---
Starting not to see anything else
[01:31] ---
I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:36] ---
Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:39] ---
I've spared no effort since then
[01:41] ---
Should be over my problems by now
[01:45] ---
I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[01:49] ---
And just when I get warmed up
[01:52] ---
Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[01:57] ---
Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[02:03] ---
Thousands, tens of thousands
of times I've given form to my feelings
[02:08] ---
Driven them in,
thrown them in--but all you do is run
[02:14] ---
Question, question: what
[02:16] ---
Question, question: on earth
[02:19] ---
Question, question: did I
[02:22] ---
Ever know about you anyway?
[02:24] ---
Question, question: why
[02:27] ---
Question, question: is it
[02:30] ---
Question, question: you are
[02:33] ---
So close and yet so far away?
[02:42] ---
"Tenth Period: School Festival Time"
"by Takuya Muramatsu"
[02:46] ---
The main campus sure is
getting hyped about this year's festival.
[02:50] ---
"Maid Café" "Crêperie" "Train-Station Bento Display"
Probably figure we're up to something, even if we can't win.
[02:54] ---
I hear that Asano actually
contracted with a restaurant.
[02:57] ---
I wouldn't put it past him.
[03:00] ---
We'll just have to go for the win.
[03:02] ---
This match will likely hinge on a compilation
[03:04] ---
of everything but assassination and studying.
[03:06] ---
I really don't want to lose to the A Class...
[03:10] ---
But what can we do?
[03:13] ---
Asano's right. You need to tap into
that sense of getting a bargain.
[03:18] ---
If you can use a tight budget
to make something of greater value,
[03:20] ---
the customers will come.
[03:21] ---
Well, yeah, but...
[03:24] ---
The answers are all around you!
[03:27] ---
The value of the E Class here
[03:30] ---
lies in this,
[03:32] ---
this,
[03:33] ---
this,
[03:33] ---
and this!
[03:35] ---
These ingredients are like you:
[03:37] ---
hidden in the mountains
where no one notices their efforts!
[03:41] ---
So we attack our customers
with hidden weapons.
[03:44] ---
Makes for a pretty assassin-y restaurant!
[03:46] ---
Now to sell these blades
like you're going in for the kill!
[03:54] ---
"Acorn Noodles" "3-E, Junior High"
[03:55] ---
"Acorn Noodles" "3-E, Junior High"
Come on by! Acorn noodles made with real acorns!
[04:00] ---
A new taste sensation made with
the mountain's natural goodness!
[04:03] ---
Even upperclassmen like you--
adults who recognize value--
[04:07] ---
will never have tasted deliciousness like this!
[04:09] ---
Oh, yeah? Is it really that good?
[04:12] ---
Of course! Taste the just-picked freshness!
[04:29] ---
"Acorn Café"
[04:30] ---
Huh. Nice place ya got here.
[04:33] ---
Hey!
[04:34] ---
It's the high-school guys from our class trip!
[04:36] ---
What are you doing here?!
[04:38] ---
Oh? Come to abduct another girl, have you?
[04:42] ---
Like hell I am.
[04:44] ---
Wouldn't want your freak of
a teacher to show up again.
[04:47] ---
But I don't need to
get physical to wreck your day.
[04:52] ---
I could... start shoutin' that
your food tastes like crap, say?
[04:56] ---
Or put a few choice words online?
[05:00] ---
Well? Bring it out already.
[05:03] ---
Our signature dish: acorn noodles.
[05:06] ---
Whoa, this looks great! Hey, Ryuki,
can I order a Mont Blanc, too?
[05:11] ---
Yeah! I wanna try the smoked fish!
[05:13] ---
Hey, cool it! Your stupid is showin'!
[05:16] ---
Pfft. Leave it to a junior-high kid
to come up with this.
[05:19] ---
One bite and I'm gonna puke.
[05:24] ---
S-So good!
[05:28] ---
We wanted to get *lots
*of reaction shots out of them...
[05:31] ---
...but those cooking anime
have a monopoly on that.
[05:34] ---
Uh, Fuwa?
[05:36] ---
Not bad, right? I spent
a solid week on research.
[05:40] ---
The noodles are acorn,
thickened with grated yam.
[05:43] ---
Mountain foods are really strongly flavored,
[05:46] ---
so I went with a rich dipping broth.
[05:49] ---
It was hard work!
[05:51] ---
These pork-bone/soy-sauce acorn noodles
[05:53] ---
are the result of my search
for the ultimate balance.
[05:57] ---
True... I ain't ever tasted anything like it.
[06:00] ---
"Smoked Freshwater Fish"
True... I ain't ever tasted anything like it.
[06:00] ---
"Smoked Freshwater Fish"
For Muramatsu, it's downright miraculous.
[06:02] ---
"Smoked Freshwater Fish"
So much for your mediocre flavor being a selling point.
[06:04] ---
"Smoked Freshwater Fish"
Shut up, Itona! Get to work!
[06:07] ---
Let's try something else! C'mon!
[06:09] ---
What's this "slender Caesar" mushroom?
Never had that before!
[06:12] ---
Hey, you jokers! Say it tastes like crap!
[06:14] ---
Oh? It does?
[06:16] ---
Oh, dear... Did you not
like my students' cooking?
[06:21] ---
What a babe!
[06:22] ---
No, no, no, no, no--it's crazy good!
[06:24] ---
"Persimmon-Loquat Gelatin" "¥150"
No, no, no, no, no--it's crazy good!
[06:24] ---
"Persimmon-Loquat Gelatin" "¥150"
Oh? Then how about this persimmon-loquat gelatin?
[06:29] ---
"Persimmon-Loquat Gelatin" "¥150"
It's exactly as soft as my skin.
[06:31] ---
"Persimmon-Loquat Gelatin" "¥150"
Yes, ma'am!
[06:33] ---
And if you eat one of everything,
[06:35] ---
it would make me sooo happy.
[06:37] ---
B-But I don't have the cash--
[06:39] ---
There's one right by the train station...
[06:41] ---
...an A... T... M.
[06:44] ---
Time to make a withdrawal!
[06:45] ---
Okay! I'll be waiting!
[06:47] ---
That's one tribute course down.
[06:50] ---
With Yada at the bottom
drawing in customers
[06:52] ---
and Professor Bitch at the top...
[06:54] ---
That's one mean master-disciple combo.
[06:56] ---
We have Sugaya's posters,
[06:58] ---
"Acorn Noodles: Regular (200 g): ¥300" "Large (400 g): ¥500"
We have Sugaya's posters,
[06:58] ---
"Acorn Noodles: Regular (200 g): ¥300" "Large (400 g): ¥500"
Okajima's food photos, Hazama's menu descriptions,
[07:03] ---
"Welcome to Kunugigaoka Junior High 3-E's Acorn Noodles"
Okajima's food photos, Hazama's menu descriptions,
[07:03] ---
"Welcome to Kunugigaoka Junior High 3-E's Acorn Noodles"
and Mimura's special-edition website:
[07:06] ---
"Welcome to Kunugigaoka Junior High 3-E's Acorn Noodles"
everything we need to pique our customers' interest.
[07:07] ---
"Menu" "Choice Ingredients" "Meet the Staff" "Find Us"
everything we need to pique our customers' interest.
[07:09] ---
It's only day one.
The battle is just getting started.
[07:13] ---
According to my recon,
[07:14] ---
it looks like the A Class is better
at getting customers interested.
[07:19] ---
This is our school festival debut!
[07:23] ---
Asano!
[07:25] ---
Glad you could come.
I hope you enjoy yourself.
[07:29] ---
We've got all kinds of events
running at one-hour intervals.
[07:32] ---
My pop-star pals and comedian buddies
are performing for free.
[07:36] ---
The 500-yen entrance fee gets you free food and drinks.
[07:36] ---
"Event Stage" "Entrance Fee" "Food & Drinks"
The 500-yen entrance fee gets you free food and drinks.
[07:40] ---
The 500-yen entrance fee gets you free food and drinks.
When the event on one stage is over,
[07:42] ---
the next event starts right away on the other side.
[07:42] ---
"Event Stage" "Entrance Fee" "Food & Drinks"
the next event starts right away on the other side.
[07:45] ---
People will keep coming back,
paying the entrance fee each time,
[07:48] ---
and by the time
they've satisfied their curiosity,
[07:50] ---
their stomachs will be full to bursting.
[07:53] ---
I doubt they'll feel like
going to the E Class's café.
[07:58] ---
Okay, we're up. You get ready
while I knock out a few songs.
[08:15] ---
Is there anything he can't do?
[08:17] ---
Right?
[08:18] ---
Honestly, he can do so much,
it's kind of disgusting.
[08:21] ---
But even a guy like that can fail.
[08:24] ---
Can't have that--not against
the E Class or anyone else.
[08:27] ---
No matter how crafty our leader is,
I'm sick of seeing him lose.
[08:32] ---
We're the chosen ones, too, you know.
[08:35] ---
Learning an instrument
between study sessions is no big deal.
[08:39] ---
Shall we give him some backup?
[08:41] ---
Yeah!
[08:42] ---
--I'll have this.
--Hey, Nagisa! You here?
[08:43] ---
--You got it.
--Hey, Nagisa! You here?
[08:46] ---
Here I am!
[08:47] ---
Sakura! And Mr. Matsukata
and the rest of the kids!
[08:51] ---
Hey, so you kept in touch, Nagisa?
[08:54] ---
Yeah, I help her study sometimes.
[08:57] ---
When your private
in-house tutor asks you to come,
[09:00] ---
you pretty much have to, y'know?
[09:02] ---
--Way to go, Nagisa. We'll make bank on volume alone!
[09:03] ---
--It's the enemy of womankind!
--Way to go, Nagisa. We'll make bank on volume alone!
[09:05] ---
--Ladykiller!
--Way to go, Nagisa. We'll make bank on volume alone!
[09:06] ---
--How are you, Princess?
--Sorry we don't have deeper pockets.
[09:11] ---
Oh, now, this is superb!
[09:14] ---
Something this tasty is gonna sell for sure.
[09:16] ---
It's been a struggle.
[09:18] ---
We can make good stuff,
but it's hard to let folks know about it.
[09:22] ---
Hmm.
[09:24] ---
Aw, but I wouldn't worry.
[09:27] ---
You guys have this
mysterious power, y'know?
[09:29] ---
Right. If your daily conduct is correct,
I'm sure word will get out.
[09:36] ---
Thanks again!
[09:37] ---
"Acorns"
Thanks again!
[09:40] ---
I am confident about what we've accomplished so far.
[09:43] ---
"Welcome to Kunugigaoka Junior High 3-E's Acorn Noodles"
I am confident about what we've accomplished so far.
[09:44] ---
"Welcome to Kunugigaoka Junior High 3-E's Acorn Noodles"
But it'd be great if even one person could really spread the word.
[09:49] ---
Listen, Nagisa, I heard
why you let your hair grow long.
[09:53] ---
I'm sorry. You didn't want to do it...
[09:57] ---
Did my teasing hurt you?
[09:59] ---
Oh, no, no! I can handle a little
ribbing from you and Karma.
[10:04] ---
Oh, okay. I'll try to
lay off the teasing, anyway.
[10:08] ---
Hey!
[10:09] ---
That flighty voice...
[10:13] ---
Nagisa! I came to hang out!
[10:16] ---
Y-Yuji?!
[10:18] ---
Yuji?
[10:19] ---
Oh, from the southern island--
[10:21] ---
that guy who mistakenly fell for Nagisa!
[10:25] ---
H-How did you know I went here?
[10:27] ---
I looked up the island's guest records.
[10:30] ---
When I checked the school's website,
I saw your festival was underway!
[10:34] ---
O-Oh, okay!
[10:36] ---
Ah! Hey! Whoa! Nakamura!
[10:41] ---
One last time! One last time!
[10:44] ---
The words were barely out of your mouth!
[10:46] ---
He's rich, isn't he?
[10:48] ---
We've got to raise our
per-customer average any way we can.
[10:53] ---
Go get 'em, Nagisa!
[10:55] ---
The fate of the class
rests on your hostess skills!
[10:58] ---
Whoa!
[10:59] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
"by Kaede Kayano"
[11:03] ---
"Acorn Café"
[11:06] ---
"Acorn Café"
Man, I'm so glad I came during the festival!
[11:08] ---
Man, I'm so glad I came during the festival!
[11:09] ---
And to have you wait on me, too!
[11:12] ---
Plus? Your suggestion to eat
in private where no one can see us?
[11:15] ---
You're getting my hopes up!
[11:17] ---
I just don't want any
customers I know to see us.
[11:21] ---
"Nagisa: 'I want you to eat allll my favorites! ♥' Read it!"
[11:22] ---
"Nagisa: 'I want you to eat allll my favorites! ♥' Read it!"
Now I've got cue cards?
[11:25] ---
"Nagisa: 'I want you to eat allll my favorites! ♥' Read it!"
I-I want you to eat allll my favorites!
[11:27] ---
I-I want you to eat allll my favorites!
[11:30] ---
Sure, sure! Say the word
and I'll get the whole menu!
[11:34] ---
Kid's rich, all right!
[11:37] ---
He's a good eater, too,
so make us some money, Nagisa!
[11:40] ---
Oh, I quit smoking those sketchy herbs.
[11:43] ---
After all, you were worried about me!
[11:45] ---
Oh, uh-huh?
[11:47] ---
Here you are!
[11:48] ---
Ooh, this looks good, too!
Lemme take a picture.
[11:51] ---
I feel so timid around Yuji...
[11:53] ---
...but I've got to keep up the charade
[11:55] ---
so he won't sniff out all my secrets.
[11:57] ---
"See if he'll pay ¥10K for a date!"
so he won't sniff out all my secrets.
[11:58] ---
"See if he'll pay ¥10K for a date!"
Karma, that is not my line of work!
[12:01] ---
Hey!
[12:03] ---
Karasuma! Brought you something!
[12:06] ---
I'm liking all the rich colors on this mountain!
[12:09] ---
I heard the Reaper did you in.
[12:12] ---
It was touch-and-go there for a while.
[12:14] ---
I'm young enough to recover quickly.
[12:17] ---
Never mind that--hide your gun!
[12:19] ---
Who's that? He has a gun!
[12:21] ---
M-Maybe we should call the police...
[12:23] ---
Whoa! Whoa! N-No--that guy is, uh...
[12:27] ---
"Mr. Yoshioka from the local hunt club"
M-Mr. Yoshioka from the local hunt club.
[12:30] ---
Mr. Yoshioka?! But he's totally a foreigner!
[12:33] ---
"He's an anime fan"
Mr. Yoshioka?! But he's totally a foreigner!
[12:33] ---
"He's an anime fan"
H-He's naturalized. A big anime fan--you know.
[12:37] ---
"He's an anime fan"
Oh, really?
[12:40] ---
"He's an anime fan"
Well, enough about Mr. Yoshioka...
[12:43] ---
Nagisa... be honest;
what do you think of me--
[12:49] ---
--eeeYOW!
[12:52] ---
Lovro...
[12:53] ---
The octopus invited me.
[12:55] ---
I see. I'm just glad you're still alive, too.
[12:59] ---
Your pupil's been worried. Go see her.
[13:01] ---
I will.
[13:02] ---
Wh-What's with the scary old dude?
He's no ordinary guy...
[13:07] ---
M-Mild Yagyu. A big name
in the Asakusa theater scene.
[13:12] ---
He's a comedian?!
[13:13] ---
Th-That conversation?
They were discussing a bit.
[13:17] ---
His pupil quit comedy, see,
and became a teacher here, and...
[13:21] ---
Hmm...
[13:23] ---
What a tasty gun! You wouldn't think
kids put together this flavor!
[13:28] ---
Yeah--it tastes so good,
I'd gladly eat even a poisoned bowl!
[13:32] ---
F-Fellow comedians! From Asakusa!
[13:34] ---
--And the guy eating the wasabi
[13:35] ---
--Hm! Hm!
--And the guy eating the wasabi Mont Blanc
[13:37] ---
is doing a reaction schtick he learned directly from Mild Yagyu!
[13:38] ---
We just seem to fall in
with that kind of crowd.
[13:42] ---
Hey, Nagisa...
[13:45] ---
You're lying, aren't you?
[13:48] ---
My old man's a big-name talent.
[13:51] ---
Since I was little, I've seen
the faces of tons of people
[13:53] ---
who've cozied up to him.
[13:56] ---
I can tell when people
put up a front, wear a fake smile.
[14:02] ---
The girl I met at that island hotel?
[14:04] ---
She wouldn't smile like that.
[14:09] ---
Wow. Good eye.
[14:12] ---
Nothing good about it.
[14:14] ---
Just an unwanted talent
I got from my skeevy environment.
[14:19] ---
You're right. I was lying to you.
[14:22] ---
I've looked like this since I was
a little boy--I can't help it.
[14:27] ---
And I always hated it.
[14:28] ---
Wait--"boy"?
[14:30] ---
But lately I've learned that
[14:33] ---
if it can help others, even an
unwanted talent can give you confidence.
[14:37] ---
So I don't hate it that much now.
[14:40] ---
I'm sorry. I'm a guy.
[14:46] ---
Another lie?
[14:47] ---
No, really.
[14:48] ---
Another one?
[14:50] ---
No, really.
[14:51] ---
Show him and he'll believe you!
[14:51] ---
"Show him and he'll believe you!!"
Show him and he'll believe you!
[14:53] ---
"Show him and he'll believe you!!"
Show him what?!
[14:54] ---
Show him what?!
[14:55] ---
Does this look like a lying face?
[14:58] ---
No way...
[15:00] ---
Examined from another angle,
[15:02] ---
your faults and weaknesses can be weapons.
[15:05] ---
What I've learned in this classroom is how to do just that.
[15:05] ---
"Sugar"
What I've learned in this classroom is how to do just that.
[15:08] ---
"Sugar"
It's how we put together this café,
[15:12] ---
and it's the connection that
brought all these people here today.
[15:17] ---
It's really exciting--and fun.
[15:25] ---
Oh, b-but since I tricked you,
I'll give you your money back!
[15:29] ---
Nah. I just... I feel like such a dummy.
[15:34] ---
I'm out.
[15:38] ---
Huh? He left already?
[15:40] ---
"Heart-Pounding Maid Costume"
Huh? He left already?
[15:41] ---
"Heart-Pounding Maid Costume"
I was going to soak him for a cosplay photo shoot.
[15:44] ---
"Heart-Pounding Maid Costume"
Just how much were you trying to make off me?!
[15:48] ---
Yuji... That was wrong of me.
[15:58] ---
Well, our first day went all right...
[16:00] ---
The sales reports've been posted.
[16:03] ---
At this rate, we won't
get anywhere near the A Class.
[16:09] ---
Hurry, or we'll miss the morning broadcast!
[16:11] ---
Huh? A TV crew?
[16:13] ---
Covering what?
[16:15] ---
The only thing up ahead is the E Class.
[16:17] ---
"Smoked Freshwater Fish" "Acorn Café" "Persimmon-Loquat Gelatin"
[16:18] ---
"Smoked Freshwater Fish" "Acorn Café" "Persimmon-Loquat Gelatin"
What the hell?!
[16:19] ---
You guys! This online review
is spreading like wildfire!
[16:23] ---
I dug around a little to find the source.
[16:27] ---
And what I found...
[16:29] ---
"Yuji Norita's Diary of a Wandering Gourmet"
And what I found...
[16:30] ---
"Yuji Norita's Diary of a Wandering Gourmet"
...was Yuji Norita--the most influential food blogger today!
[16:34] ---
"Yuji Norita" "Curious about a place? I'll fly right over!"
...was Yuji Norita--the most influential food blogger today!
[16:34] ---
"Yuji Norita" "Curious about a place? I'll fly right over!"
Thanks to having grown up eating lots of good food,
[16:37] ---
"Yuji Norita" "Curious about a place? I'll fly right over!"
his tastebuds are, annoyingly enough, the real deal.
[16:40] ---
His money-is-no-object wandering-gourmet
reviews are super reliable!
[16:45] ---
Yuji...
[16:48] ---
I came across a crazy-delicious café
at the Kunugigaoka School Festival.
[16:54] ---
My next post will cover the menu
in depth, but for now,
[16:57] ---
my whole outlook on life has changed.
[16:59] ---
They used all kinds of
self-sufficient ingredients,
[17:01] ---
turning a poor location to their advantage.
[17:05] ---
"Your faults and weaknesses can be weapons."
[17:08] ---
Hearing my friend who works there say that,
[17:12] ---
I thought about
how guilty I felt to be so spoiled,
[17:15] ---
hiding in the shadow of my big-shot father.
[17:18] ---
I was such a dummy.
[17:22] ---
"Yuji Norita" "Curious about a place? I'll fly right over!"
[17:22] ---
"Yuji Norita" "Curious about a place? I'll fly right over!"
The allowance I'd been pampered with--that's my weapon.
[17:26] ---
"Yuji Norita" "Curious about a place? I'll fly right over!"
And I want it to help people,
[17:28] ---
so I'll just make the most of it
and post my recommendations.
[17:31] ---
First, the life-changing mountaintop café.
[17:35] ---
--You've only got one day left to taste it!
[17:36] ---
--Welcome!
--You've only got one day left to taste it!
[17:39] ---
We all ran ourselves ragged after that.
[17:43] ---
With every new order, we foraged,
[17:45] ---
cooked,
[17:46] ---
served,
[17:47] ---
and sold.
[17:49] ---
Our friends and acquaintances
[17:51] ---
kept coming,
[17:52] ---
and coming,
[17:53] ---
and coming!
[18:02] ---
Uh-oh! We're about to
run out of acorn noodles!
[18:06] ---
We sold more than we thought we would.
[18:08] ---
But the A Class will have made more money.
[18:11] ---
The "tastes of the mountain"
side menu is selling well, too.
[18:14] ---
Let's stick it out with those
in the time we have left!
[18:17] ---
If we go a little further into the mountain,
[18:20] ---
we can build up our reserves a bit.
[18:22] ---
Hmm...
[18:24] ---
No--let's end it here.
[18:27] ---
But then we can't win.
[18:29] ---
That's all right.
[18:30] ---
Any more foraging and we'll
destroy the mountain's ecosystem.
[18:34] ---
Yeah...
[18:35] ---
The actions of all creatures
contribute to our deeper interconnection.
[18:40] ---
Did you sense all the connections
fate has blessed you with?
[18:46] ---
Those who've taught you,
those you've helped,
[18:49] ---
those you've caused trouble for,
those who've caused trouble for you.
[18:53] ---
Those you've fought as rivals,
only to better one other.
[18:57] ---
Aw! So today turned out to be
another lesson after all.
[19:01] ---
Dammit. I really wanted to win, too.
[19:09] ---
I'm sorry! We're all sold out--
[19:11] ---
Oh, are you? You were very popular.
[19:17] ---
Mom...
[19:19] ---
Here you go: our last
crimson-glory-vine juice. It's tasty.
[19:23] ---
Thanks.
[19:26] ---
Your class is really something.
I see why you want to stay.
[19:31] ---
Yeah.
[19:34] ---
Nagisa, what happened
here the other night...
[19:38] ---
Looking at your back, I knew:
[19:42] ---
My son was separate from me.
[19:47] ---
And graduating from me--that was no bluff.
[19:51] ---
Somewhere along the way,
you'd found the strength to do just that.
[19:59] ---
But, Nagisa... at least
stay with me till you come of age.
[20:04] ---
Then you can do whatever you like.
[20:10] ---
But I did get to be your mother, after all.
[20:13] ---
Let me worry about you for a while longer.
[20:17] ---
Okay!
[20:19] ---
All of the connections
we encounter in this world
[20:22] ---
serve as teachers who nurture us.
[20:25] ---
How about making today
the day you were born?
[20:31] ---
The connections you gave me...
[20:33] ---
Am I doing a good job passing them along?
[20:37] ---
Hey.
[20:38] ---
Nagisa's mother apologized.
[20:41] ---
I understand she tried to set a fire?
[20:43] ---
Yes. But that's water under the bridge.
[20:46] ---
And she whispered something
to me as she left...
[20:50] ---
Said she'd keep my wig a secret?!
What's the meaning of this?
[20:58] ---
That A Class is amazing!
[21:00] ---
They beat the high-schoolers
to come out on top!
[21:02] ---
That's Asano for you.
[21:04] ---
"School Festival: Overall Results"
But the E Class stands out, too.
[21:07] ---
"School Festival: Overall Results"
Came in third even after shutting down halfway through day two!
[21:10] ---
"School Festival: Overall Results"
How would it've turned out if they'd stayed till the end?
[21:13] ---
Did you go?
[21:14] ---
Well, it was on TV--I got all curious, y'know?
[21:17] ---
Here I thought the E Class
was this hellish place.
[21:21] ---
Being all self-sufficient
out in nature like that?
[21:23] ---
They might actually have it pretty good!
[21:41] ---
The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:47] ---
If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:58] ---
And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
The multiplying footsteps,
the view from my window:
[22:14] ---
As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:36] ---
I'll gather up
and go through all of the things
[22:42] ---
Scattered beneath the waning moon
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[00:08] ---
We put forth all of our efforts.
[00:13] ---
We're satisfied with our victory
in the school festival.
[00:16] ---
Oh?
[00:17] ---
"School Festival: Overall Results"
[00:17] ---
"School Festival: Overall Results"
It seems to have been a very close one.
[00:20] ---
Only because the E Class had a battle plan.
[00:23] ---
Winning by a huge margin
would have been nearly im--
[00:26] ---
Incorrect.
[00:28] ---
They were running a restaurant.
[00:30] ---
It's easy enough to spread nasty rumors,
[00:33] ---
and a case of food poisoning
would have ruined them.
[00:35] ---
You neglected the more... harmful endeavors.
[00:39] ---
Is he for real?
[00:40] ---
Harmful? Were we supposed to
poison the E Class's food?!
[00:45] ---
Sir, your education is inconsistent.
[00:50] ---
I don't know how,
[00:51] ---
but the E Class has grown stronger
by leaps and bounds in just one year,
[00:55] ---
enough to compete with us,
the chosen A Class.
[00:59] ---
As irritating as it is, I feel
my abilities have grown as well.
[01:03] ---
I cannot deny that they
have become my motivation.
[01:06] ---
These mighty foes, my min--
[01:08] ---
I mean, friends: such connections
have made me stronger.
[01:12] ---
You were totally going to say "minions"!
[01:14] ---
You do not become strong
by winning over the weak.
[01:18] ---
That's my conclusion... and where
I diverge from the path you teach.
[01:26] ---
Asano, would you leave us
for about three minutes?
[01:30] ---
I'd like to speak with your four friends here.
[01:33] ---
You know. Just a little chat.
[01:36] ---
Go on, Asano. What's three minutes?
[01:49] ---
What's going on?
[01:51] ---
You may enter, Asano.
[01:57] ---
Ren! Seo!
[02:00] ---
Kill the E Class, kill the E Class,
kill the E Class...
[02:04] ---
What--What did you...
[02:06] ---
I just fanned the flames
of their hatred, that's all.
[02:10] ---
It only takes a whispered word or three
[02:12] ---
for those "connections" of yours to collapse.
[02:16] ---
The strength I teach is nothing so fragile.
[02:20] ---
I'll handle the end-of-term exams.
[02:24] ---
Without strength,
you lack both meaning and merit.
[02:28] ---
I'll teach you exactly that--from square one.
[02:45] ---
You're all I think about
[02:48] ---
Starting not to see anything else
[02:51] ---
I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[02:56] ---
Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[02:59] ---
I've spared no effort since then
[03:01] ---
Should be over my problems by now
[03:05] ---
I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[03:09] ---
And just when I get warmed up
[03:12] ---
Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[03:17] ---
Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[03:23] ---
Thousands, tens of thousands
of times I've given form to my feelings
[03:28] ---
Driven them in,
thrown them in--but all you do is run
[03:34] ---
Question, question: what
[03:36] ---
Question, question: on earth
[03:39] ---
Question, question: did I
[03:42] ---
Ever know about you anyway?
[03:45] ---
Question, question: why
[03:47] ---
Question, question: is it
[03:50] ---
Question, question: you are
[03:53] ---
So close and yet so far away?
[04:02] ---
"11th Period: End-of-Term Time/2nd Period"
"by Kotaro Takebayashi"
[04:07] ---
For as long as I can remember,
[04:09] ---
my house has been a classroom.
[04:12] ---
My father the teacher... and I his student.
[04:16] ---
And when he had nothing
in particular to teach me,
[04:19] ---
we didn't talk at all.
[04:28] ---
Oh, stop here, please.
[04:31] ---
Yes, sir.
[04:33] ---
Hey.
[04:35] ---
Good to see you're as well as ever.
[04:37] ---
This town, though--
Change is in the air. I can feel it.
[04:41] ---
Times like this, I stand to
make a good sum of money...
[04:45] ---
...so here's some pocket change for you, too.
[04:49] ---
For your favorite game of chance.
[04:53] ---
That's the only way you can
feel the joy of being alive--
[04:56] ---
though I am the one who taught you that.
[05:00] ---
Just a moment, here--
[05:02] ---
Could you repeat that?
[05:04] ---
I need another billion.
[05:07] ---
This assassination is
really warming up now, no?
[05:09] ---
Who knows what could happen.
[05:13] ---
I must consider the risks to my students...
[05:16] ---
...and it costs money to keep secrets.
[05:19] ---
I've lived here a long time, so I can tell:
[05:22] ---
You're moving ahead
with some kind of major plans.
[05:26] ---
But that doesn't mean--
[05:27] ---
Enough, Sonokawa.
[05:28] ---
How many times are we going to be
shaken down for more hush money?
[05:32] ---
By the time March rolls around,
we'll have paid him more than the bounty!
[05:36] ---
Remember, he's graciously
allowing us to use this school.
[05:42] ---
Wire it to my account, if you please.
[05:47] ---
What shrewd instincts.
[05:50] ---
Even picked up on the final
assassination project in progress here.
[05:54] ---
He's quite a man,
[05:56] ---
having the entire Ministry of Defense
in the palm of his hand.
[06:00] ---
All right, now for
an overview of the past year.
[06:04] ---
Next up is the classwork battle.
[06:07] ---
Are you prepared to take the top spot, Karma?
[06:09] ---
"Tentacle"
Are you prepared to take the top spot, Karma?
[06:10] ---
"Tentacle"
Gee, I dunno. Idiots like me don't understand hard stuff.
[06:15] ---
For your first-term midterms,
[06:17] ---
I gave everyone the goal
of making the top fifty.
[06:22] ---
I apologize for that.
I was too impatient for results,
[06:26] ---
and I didn't count on
your opponents being so strong.
[06:29] ---
But things are different now.
You've matured in brain and spirit.
[06:34] ---
You should be able to meet your goals
[06:36] ---
in the face of any plot or setback.
[06:38] ---
With heads held high,
you will all come in the top fifty,
[06:41] ---
you will receive your tickets
back to the main campus,
[06:45] ---
and you will graduate as the E Class.
[06:48] ---
If only it were that easy.
[06:50] ---
Huh?
[06:51] ---
The A Class has a new teacher--
[06:54] ---
and you won't believe who it is.
[06:57] ---
As of today, I'll be taking over your lessons.
[07:00] ---
Good luck, A Class.
[07:03] ---
So that's what it's come to.
[07:06] ---
Honestly, I want no part
of his brainwashing education.
[07:10] ---
His weird charisma,
controlling people with a word or a glance...
[07:13] ---
His teaching skills put him on a par
with our Mach-20 Koro Sensei.
[07:17] ---
Nrrrgh!
[07:18] ---
If he's their teacher...
[07:21] ---
...they've probably already
lost the will to defy him.
[07:26] ---
It's ten times easier than our usual lessons...
[07:29] ---
...but twenty times faster!
[07:32] ---
Hashizume, Tanaka, Fujii, Kondo, Okuno--
you seem a little behind.
[07:38] ---
Huh?
[07:39] ---
How can he tell with his back to us?!
[07:41] ---
I-It's just too fast!
[07:44] ---
Maybe if we were at the Big Five's level,
but this is impossible for us!
[07:48] ---
You think it's impossible
[07:50] ---
because you don't understand
what it means to fight.
[07:53] ---
Why don't we talk in
the hallway for three minutes?
[07:57] ---
Let's have a little chat.
[08:04] ---
Kill the E Class,
kill the E Class, kill the E Class...
[08:08] ---
Kill the E Class,
kill the E Class, kill the E Class...
[08:11] ---
You study not just for your own sake.
[08:15] ---
You will grow even more powerful
than the E Class has become
[08:18] ---
and demolish them.
[08:21] ---
When the lower grades see you,
the A Class, doing just that,
[08:25] ---
they'll know you were right
[08:28] ---
and devote themselves to joining your ranks.
[08:31] ---
Your actions will boost the level of humanity.
[08:35] ---
Oh, and Asano? You can go home
and study on your own.
[08:40] ---
With your skills, you'll keep the top spot
if you just stay on your guard.
[08:44] ---
I'll be the one to lead everyone upward.
[08:52] ---
You know, they're kind of similar,
[08:54] ---
the principal and Koro Sensei.
[08:56] ---
How so?
[08:57] ---
They both have extraordinary powers,
but are regular teachers.
[09:02] ---
With the principal's quick wits,
[09:05] ---
he could have been prime minister
or a business bigshot.
[09:08] ---
But he's devoted himself
to education at just one academy.
[09:12] ---
No wonder he's so unrelenting.
[09:16] ---
Huh? It's Asano.
[09:19] ---
What do you want?
[09:20] ---
You're not the kind of guy
who'd run recon on us.
[09:26] ---
It pains me to say this... but I have a request.
[09:32] ---
I'll cut to the chase. That monster...
[09:36] ---
I want you to kill him.
[09:39] ---
Not physically, of course.
Kill his educational policies.
[09:47] ---
His education policies? Like... how?
[09:50] ---
Easy. I want you, the E Class,
to dominate the top spots
[09:54] ---
in the next end-of-term exams.
[09:56] ---
I'll be in first, of course,
[09:59] ---
but excellent grades mean nothing
coming from an excellent student.
[10:02] ---
For detritus like you
to show up the A Class, though...
[10:06] ---
...that's how we ruin his stance on education.
[10:09] ---
Asano, I've heard about the
chilly relationship between you two.
[10:14] ---
Are you saying... you want us
to deny your father's methods
[10:17] ---
and turn away from him?
[10:19] ---
Don't misunderstand.
[10:21] ---
"Be strong enough
to kick even your father down."
[10:24] ---
Or so I've been taught...
and now it's time to put it into practice.
[10:29] ---
I don't know about anyone else,
but that's our relationship.
[10:32] ---
But that's not the case
for the other, lesser students.
[10:37] ---
Right now, A Class is hell.
[10:44] ---
That's all for today.
[10:49] ---
Remember to review.
[10:55] ---
--Kill the E Class, kill the E Class, kill the E Class...
--With their hatred for the E Class their only support,
[11:00] ---
he's making them study beyond their limits!
[11:02] ---
If they win like that...
[11:04] ---
...it'll be the only method
they'll trust from now on.
[11:08] ---
You can only gain so much strength
[11:10] ---
in hating, scorning, misleading your foes.
[11:14] ---
Even opponents like you
will still give them trouble.
[11:17] ---
They'll still be my flunkies in high school.
[11:20] ---
But if my flunkies' strength is lopsided,
[11:22] ---
I can't rule the ruler.
[11:26] ---
Sometimes defeat can... open some eyes.
[11:30] ---
So please: Show my friends
and my father a proper defeat.
[11:39] ---
He's not hiding his arrogant nature
[11:42] ---
because he's speaking from his heart.
[11:45] ---
This big ball of pride
named Asano is bowing to us.
[11:49] ---
He's really, truly worried
about someone who's not him.
[11:54] ---
Huh? Is this any time to be
worried about someone else?
[11:57] ---
You're not taking first place--I am.
[12:02] ---
I told you: next time the E Class
won't go easy on you.
[12:06] ---
I'll be number one, with the rest
of the E Class right under me.
[12:10] ---
I'd say tenth place
would look good on you, Asano.
[12:12] ---
Ooh, Karma said it! He's taking first place!
[12:15] ---
Just don't let it turn out
like it did last time.
[12:19] ---
At least try to do better than me, huh?
[12:23] ---
Asano,
[12:25] ---
we've been trying our best to win all along,
[12:28] ---
and we'll do it this time, too.
[12:30] ---
That's how it's always been
for us and the A Class.
[12:33] ---
We're happy if we win, frustrated if we lose.
[12:36] ---
No need for ranks beyond that.
[12:38] ---
Isn't that enough?
[12:41] ---
We'll do our best so you can all be glad
[12:44] ---
you had the chance to take us on.
[12:47] ---
Don't think too much--
[12:50] ---
Just come at us like you want
to kill us. That's what makes it fun.
[12:55] ---
How amusing. Then I'll fight
with my gloves off, too.
[13:01] ---
Th-These are all for the math exam?!
[13:05] ---
Yeah, the principal said to
put together the hardest questions
[13:08] ---
out of all this material.
[13:10] ---
And this is a junior-high exam?!
[13:12] ---
You could get into
a mediocre college with this!
[13:15] ---
How high is he trying to
raise the students' level, anyway?
[13:19] ---
Hmm?
[13:20] ---
Ah, it's unusual to see you here.
[13:24] ---
I haven't done anything wrong, Koro Sensei.
[13:27] ---
Yes, I know. You'll go with
orthodox methods till the very end.
[13:32] ---
You wouldn't resort to
cheap tricks this late in the game.
[13:36] ---
This will most likely
be our last education battle.
[13:40] ---
A thank-you for not rejecting
my presence, for accepting me here.
[13:47] ---
Koro Sensei, this is the first school
you've taught at, correct?
[13:51] ---
"Educator" "I Am a Teacher!!" "Instructor"
How can you tell?
[13:53] ---
"Educator" "I Am a Teacher!!" "Instructor"
You're a bit amateurish.
[13:56] ---
You won't say a word
about why you became a teacher...
[14:01] ---
Perhaps you'll tell me once I win.
[14:04] ---
There's not much to tell.
[14:07] ---
Broadly speaking, there are only two reasons
[14:10] ---
a person feels the desire to teach something:
[14:14] ---
Either he wants to pass on his successes
[14:16] ---
or he wants to pass on his failures.
[14:19] ---
"Social Studies" "Structure of the Kamakura Shogunate"
[14:20] ---
"Social Studies" "Structure of the Kamakura Shogunate"
Which is it for you, Principal Asano?
[14:28] ---
Well, now.
[14:30] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
"by Kaede Kayano"
[14:35] ---
The second-term finals were one week away.
[14:39] ---
We studied our butts off.
[14:41] ---
We asked Koro Sensei's clones
anything we didn't understand.
[14:45] ---
Koro Sensei had his hands so full,
[14:48] ---
his clones got really bent out of shape.
[14:55] ---
Then the day of battle arrived.
[15:00] ---
Kill the E Class,
kill the E Class, kill the E Class...
[15:04] ---
Hell of a look in their eyes.
[15:06] ---
The A Class is probably
psyching themselves up.
[15:09] ---
Can you beat 'em, Karma?
[15:11] ---
Who knows?
[15:12] ---
If any of them really do plan to kill me,
that might slow me down.
[15:16] ---
It was time for the fated
showdown between students
[15:20] ---
whose bloodlust had been
cultivated by two monsters.
[15:24] ---
We'd slay each other on paper!
[15:30] ---
If we get shoddy results here...
[15:30] ---
"English"
If we get shoddy results here...
[15:32] ---
...we probably won't be able
to hold our heads high
[15:35] ---
even if we do pull off the assassination.
[15:39] ---
The assassination classroom,
[15:41] ---
where we kill and our teacher teaches.
[15:44] ---
And just as he taught us,
we've found our second blades.
[15:49] ---
If we can't tell our target as much,
[15:52] ---
we can't graduate!
[15:57] ---
Time's up!
[16:02] ---
It's no good... I couldn't get through 'em.
[16:04] ---
Not only are the questions hard,
there are too many of them!
[16:08] ---
The listening comprehension test was insane.
[16:10] ---
Even Professor Bitch
doesn't have that kind of vocabulary!
[16:14] ---
Only the first exam,
and we're already this exhausted.
[16:16] ---
And English was my best subject!
[16:20] ---
Uh-oh. These exams are the real deal.
[16:25] ---
"Social Studies"
[16:27] ---
"Social Studies"
The grade-average line must be far lower than ever before.
[16:28] ---
The grade-average line must be far lower than ever before.
[16:33] ---
To get a perfect score...
[16:35] ---
If one person in our grade
manages it, it'd be a miracle.
[16:38] ---
Which means these exams will
make our standings perfectly clear!
[16:42] ---
Take that!
[16:44] ---
"Science"
[16:44] ---
"Science"
So how's the A Class doing?
[16:47] ---
I peeked in on 'em during the break,
[16:49] ---
and boy, were they seething.
[16:56] ---
Single-mindedly concentrating
like crazy people!
[16:58] ---
I guess that's how strong
the power of hatred can be.
[17:01] ---
"Japanese"
Never mind that--look out!
[17:03] ---
We have ourselves to worry about!
[17:14] ---
Ritsu?!
[17:16] ---
I heard all about it.
We all gotta come in the top fifty.
[17:21] ---
Who are you?
[17:22] ---
Oh, it's the fake Ritsu.
[17:25] ---
The real Ritsu broke it down like this:
[17:25] ---
"Fake Ritsu" "Last Midterm Rank: 88th out of 186"
The real Ritsu broke it down like this:
[17:28] ---
Reaching that goal hinges on lower-scorers like me working hard.
[17:28] ---
"Justice Kimura: 91st out of 186" "Hiroto Maehara: 101st out of 186"
Reaching that goal hinges on lower-scorers like me working hard.
[17:30] ---
"Hinata Okano: 108th out of 186" "Sosuke Sugaya: 126th out of 186"
Reaching that goal hinges on lower-scorers like me working hard.
[17:37] ---
We're just gonna have to do it!
[17:38] ---
Begin!
[17:40] ---
With the unusual number
and difficulty of these questions,
[17:43] ---
you have to decide how to
pace yourself the second you see them.
[17:47] ---
If you hesitate about where to strike...
[17:49] ---
"Mathematics"
If you hesitate about where to strike...
[17:50] ---
"Mathematics"
...you'll be cornered before you know it.
[17:54] ---
Seems the one we were
most worried about is doing all right.
[18:01] ---
Is Terasaka for real?
[18:03] ---
It's a die probability problem.
[18:05] ---
He's crushing it by using brute force
[18:07] ---
to go through all the
potential answers one by one.
[18:10] ---
Aren't you supposed to
use a combination equation?
[18:13] ---
Nah, that's a good strategy
for a simple, honest lunkhead like him.
[18:17] ---
If you hesitate while
fishing around for efficiency,
[18:20] ---
sometimes it's faster to score the first strike
[18:22] ---
and crush them all
the second you see the question.
[18:26] ---
"Tentacle" "Terasaka's Math Notes"
[18:27] ---
"Tentacle" "Terasaka's Math Notes"
When you have this and this here,
[18:29] ---
"Tentacle" "Terasaka's Math Notes"
don't hesitate--use the strategy I've just taught you.
[18:32] ---
Simplicity is your forte.
[18:35] ---
A feat of strength like this
suits you best! Squish squish!
[18:38] ---
That damn octopus!
[18:40] ---
Just 'cause I'm an idiot
don't mean he can treat me like one!
[18:42] ---
We could stand to learn from his dorkiness.
[18:45] ---
Yeah.
[18:46] ---
We are the End Class, after all!
[18:49] ---
No time for acting cool--
we gotta do it quick and dirty!
[18:53] ---
Zero in on your target's weakness.
[18:56] ---
You can weaken it in one round
if you hit it enough!
[18:58] ---
Even if you don't get the right answer...
[19:01] ---
...if your approach is correct...
[19:04] ---
...you can at least pick up...
[19:06] ---
...partial credit!
[19:10] ---
All right! That probably did the trick!
[19:12] ---
No time to review! Move on! Next!
[19:24] ---
Hey, now--
[19:25] ---
"Find the general formula for a[n] as defined"
Hey, now--
[19:26] ---
"Find the general formula for a[n] as defined"
recurrence relations, right before the end?!
[19:27] ---
"in the following recurrence-relation sequence }."
recurrence relations, right before the end?!
[19:29] ---
I thought it only existed in rumors.
[19:32] ---
For it to show up on a junior-high exam...!
[19:37] ---
Yikes! Mayday, mayday!
[19:39] ---
M-My ammo's not ready!
[19:51] ---
It's not working!
[19:56] ---
Karma!
[20:08] ---
You have to take it to a particular solution.
[20:11] ---
I taught you how last week.
[20:14] ---
In addition to their classes,
[20:16] ---
this time I had the students
teach each other their best subjects.
[20:19] ---
By teaching someone else,
you deepen your own understanding
[20:24] ---
and, more than anything, strengthen teamwork.
[20:25] ---
"Russo-Japanese Convention" "Japanese History"
and, more than anything, strengthen teamwork.
[20:27] ---
It had an immediate effect
on Karma in particular.
[20:30] ---
It patched over his gaps
and gave him a more perfect finish.
[20:33] ---
But that Asano boy's an overachiever, too.
[20:37] ---
Yes.
[20:39] ---
No longer the one responsible
for improving his class,
[20:42] ---
he put those efforts into
polishing his own blade instead.
[20:47] ---
That's another way to respond to strength.
[20:50] ---
Even I don't know which is better.
[21:04] ---
Everyone just calm down and solve it.
[21:07] ---
You should at least get partial credit.
[21:09] ---
I'll get all your full-marks answers.
[21:22] ---
Now, then...
[21:24] ---
How shall I finish him off?
[21:41] ---
The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:47] ---
If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:58] ---
And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
The multiplying footsteps,
the view from my window:
[22:14] ---
As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:37] ---
I'll gather up
and go through all of the things
[22:42] ---
Scattered beneath the waning moon
12 - Think Outside the Box Time
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[00:06] ---
"As in the figure to the right, the crystalline structure"
[00:07] ---
"known as a body-centered cubic unit consists of"
[00:08] ---
"known as a body-centered cubic unit consists of"
The math exam's final problem.
[00:09] ---
"multiple cubes a having sides 1 arranged periodically,"
The math exam's final problem.
[00:10] ---
"with an atom at each vertex and at each cube's center."
The math exam's final problem.
[00:11] ---
"with an atom at each vertex and at each cube's center."
Half of our grade couldn't even make it this far.
[00:12] ---
"Most alkaline metals, including Na and K,"
Half of our grade couldn't even make it this far.
[00:14] ---
"are body-centered cubic units."
Half of our grade couldn't even make it this far.
[00:15] ---
"are body-centered cubic units."
The other half arrived in the nick of time,
[00:16] ---
"Focusing on atom A[0] in a body-centered cubic unit,"
The other half arrived in the nick of time,
[00:17] ---
"of all the points within the space,"
The other half arrived in the nick of time,
[00:19] ---
"the domain D[0] consists of the set of points closer to A[0]"
already lacking the energy needed to solve it all the way.
[00:21] ---
"than to any other atom. Find the volume of D[0]."
already lacking the energy needed to solve it all the way.
[00:23] ---
The only ones capable of getting
full marks in the time remaining...
[00:35] ---
...were these two.
[00:51] ---
You're all I think about
[00:54] ---
Starting not to see anything else
[00:57] ---
I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:02] ---
Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:05] ---
I've spared no effort since then
[01:07] ---
Should be over my problems by now
[01:11] ---
I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[01:15] ---
And just when I get warmed up
[01:18] ---
Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[01:23] ---
Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[01:29] ---
Thousands, tens of thousands
of times I've given form to my feelings
[01:34] ---
Driven them in,
thrown them in--but all you do is run
[01:40] ---
Question, question: what
[01:42] ---
Question, question: on earth
[01:45] ---
Question, question: did I
[01:48] ---
Ever know about you anyway?
[01:51] ---
Question, question: why
[01:53] ---
Question, question: is it
[01:56] ---
Question, question: you are
[01:59] ---
So close and yet so far away?
[02:08] ---
"12th Period: Think Outside the Box Time"
"by Manami Okuda"
[02:17] ---
What was it Nagisa always used to say?
[02:22] ---
Aw... How can two fellow humans
have such a gap between them?
[02:28] ---
I guess you've got
different talents, huh, Karma.
[02:32] ---
Easy for you to say...
[02:34] ---
If you ask me, I'm not sure
which of us is the real genius here.
[02:39] ---
What we call "talent" is
the part of us that others can't see.
[02:45] ---
Like Sugino,
who can slide right in with people.
[02:50] ---
Like Okuda, who can totally
lose herself in something she loves.
[02:55] ---
Like Terasaka, who can act
without giving it a single thought.
[03:00] ---
"My Plan (Secret)"
From where I stand, those are all talents.
[03:03] ---
Everyone has this
talented domain that I can't see,
[03:08] ---
so in that sense, we're all the same.
[03:12] ---
The issue here... is whether I can
see this problem with my own talent.
[03:19] ---
Oh, man--I *definitely
*won't have enough time for this.
[03:26] ---
Atoms, body-centered cubic units...
[03:30] ---
I can't let these
unnecessary details throw me off.
[03:33] ---
Once I get down to the essentials, it's simple:
[03:35] ---
"the domain D[0] consists of the set of points closer to A[0]
than to any other atom. Find the volume of D[0]."
[03:38] ---
Find the volume of your own domain
[03:41] ---
here in this box, surrounded by enemies.
[03:54] ---
When both sides are evenly matched,
[03:57] ---
their attacks meet in the middle.
[04:00] ---
So from there inward is my domain!
[04:10] ---
Gotcha. You won't be sneaking
into my domain anytime soon.
[04:16] ---
Eight enemies surround
the inside of this cube.
[04:20] ---
So if I find the volume of
the eight areas I've sealed off
[04:24] ---
and subtract it from the cube, I'm left with...
[04:27] ---
A[0]--my domain!
[04:34] ---
Once I lock down this space,
I'll have the correct answer!
[04:42] ---
Ruling over this space:
the perfect theme for me!
[04:50] ---
A different kind of ruler--not like my father.
[04:54] ---
Right now, he's obsessed with proving that
[04:57] ---
his own "rational education" is correct.
[05:01] ---
It may break a person,
but it will not educate them.
[05:05] ---
I'll set him straight and
give him a piece of my mind!
[05:10] ---
To take control--
[05:12] ---
That is my duty as a son!
[05:17] ---
There it is!
[05:18] ---
The volume of one of the
sealed-off areas is an aggregate
[05:21] ---
of one hexagonal
and three triangular pyramids!
[05:35] ---
"multiple cubes a having sides
1 arranged periodically"
[05:37] ---
Hang on... This doesn't call
for any tough math at all!
[05:44] ---
It's separated out into this one little cube,
[05:47] ---
but if this is an atomic crystal,
[05:51] ---
there'll be more of the same
structure outside this cube, too.
[05:56] ---
Which means...
[05:58] ---
...the world doesn't end here!
[06:02] ---
And from where I stand,
everyone has their own talent
[06:08] ---
and their own domain,
[06:10] ---
so everyone's the same...
[06:14] ---
All I could see from inside the box
was mere fragments of everyone.
[06:20] ---
Just as I claim my own domain,
everyone else will claim theirs.
[06:27] ---
We're all the same size,
the same distance apart.
[06:32] ---
If we're all cut from the same box,
[06:35] ---
those eight contiguous boxes
can be broken up
[06:37] ---
into the same proportion,
[06:39] ---
so each person's fragment
accounts for one-eighth.
[06:44] ---
The box holds a whole me
[06:47] ---
and one-eighth each
from eight people's fragments.
[06:52] ---
In other words, inside this cube
[06:55] ---
the ratio of me to the
other eight has got to be 1 to 1.
[07:00] ---
And if it's 1 to 1 inside the box,
[07:03] ---
the volume of the domain
I can claim is up to half the cube!
[07:13] ---
Well, geez... This is primary-school stuff!
[07:27] ---
No need for drawn-out
calculations or complex diagrams.
[07:33] ---
If you just tweak to the fact that
there's a world outside yourself...
[07:38] ---
"Final Problem"
"Karma Akabane: 20/20 points"
[07:41] ---
Time's up!
[07:44] ---
Asano... the test is over.
[07:47] ---
"(cube's volume) - 8"
[07:49] ---
One more line...
[07:52] ---
Dammit--and I knew the answer, too!
[07:55] ---
"Final Problem"
"Gakushu Asano: 17/20 points"
[07:58] ---
And so the surging wave of our
end-of-term exams receded at last.
[08:06] ---
Now then, class,
[08:08] ---
I'll be returning your compiled exam papers.
[08:11] ---
Did your second blades
manage to reach their targets?
[08:19] ---
"Tentacle"
[08:21] ---
No grumbling about
a point here or there, now.
[08:25] ---
Were your scores this time
[08:27] ---
good enough to get you
into the top fifty overall?
[08:31] ---
The main campus will be posting
the overall ranks right about now,
[08:36] ---
so let's start with
ranks here in the E Class, too.
[08:40] ---
"Tentacle"
[08:43] ---
"Second End-of-Term Exam: Top 50"
[08:50] ---
"Second End-of-Term Exam: Top 50"
[08:53] ---
I-I--
[08:55] ---
"44: Sosuke Sugaya" "46: Ryoma Terasaka"
[08:56] ---
"44: Sosuke Sugaya" "46: Ryoma Terasaka"
I'm 46th?!
[08:58] ---
Isn't Terasaka dead last in the E Class?
[09:01] ---
If Terasaka came in 46th...
[09:04] ---
...then that means...
[09:07] ---
We did it!
[09:09] ---
"5: Kotaro Takebayashi" "6: Meg Kataoka"
We did it!
[09:10] ---
"7: Yukiko Kanzaki" "8: Ren Sakakibara"
We pulled down the Big Five in the battle for top spot, too--
[09:11] ---
"5: Kotaro Takebayashi" "6: Meg Kataoka"
We pulled down the Big Five in the battle for top spot, too--
[09:12] ---
"5: Kotaro Takebayashi" "6: Meg Kataoka"
practically a perfect win!
[09:13] ---
"3: Rio Nakamura" "4: Yuma Isogai"
practically a perfect win!
[09:14] ---
"3: Rio Nakamura" "4: Yuma Isogai"
And first place is Karma for once!
[09:14] ---
"1: Karma Akabane" "2: Gakushu Asano"
And first place is Karma for once!
[09:15] ---
And first place is Karma for once!
[09:18] ---
How does it feel, Karma,
to go after that first-place rank
[09:20] ---
on such a high-level battleground... and win?
[09:23] ---
Um, whatever, I guess.
[09:27] ---
It seems your battle against
the perfection-boasting Asano
[09:30] ---
came down to that final math problem.
[09:34] ---
About that... I'm not sure exactly why,
[09:38] ---
but I don't think I could've solved it
if I hadn't spent this year with you all.
[09:43] ---
That's the kind of problem it was.
[09:45] ---
It sure was a slog getting to
this point, though, huh?
[09:48] ---
Our most fervent wish--after a
successful assassination, anyway!
[09:51] ---
We really did beat the A Class!
[09:54] ---
We can go to our first-pick schools!
[09:56] ---
Girls will be throwing themselves at us!
[09:58] ---
Go, us!
[09:59] ---
Yay! Girls everywhere!
[10:02] ---
Feels like a final episode to me.
[10:03] ---
Hey! It can't end yet!
[10:07] ---
You feeling okay, Takebayashi?
[10:09] ---
Yeah, it's just...
[10:10] ---
So much happened since
I dropped down to the E Class,
[10:14] ---
but I'm glad I stayed.
[10:16] ---
Aw, why so glum, chum?
[10:18] ---
--'Sweird comin' from you! Ha ha ha!
--Yeah, leave the ugly mugs to Terasaka.
[10:21] ---
Say what?!
[10:22] ---
Terasaka, you're choking him!
[10:24] ---
"Tentacle"
Terasaka, you're choking him!
[10:24] ---
"Tentacle"
Well?
[10:26] ---
"Tentacle"
I think I can get into my dream school with this.
[10:29] ---
"Tentacle"
For architecture, was it?
[10:31] ---
Yeah. That's why I want a
high school that's big on the sciences.
[10:36] ---
Hmm.
[10:37] ---
Boy, those A-Class twerps must be
white as sheets right about now!
[10:42] ---
I bet they never thought they'd lose to us!
[10:45] ---
For their part, the A Class did well
on the first half of the exams.
[10:50] ---
But it seems more and more
students got hung up
[10:53] ---
on the tougher problems
in the second batch of subjects.
[10:57] ---
Well, sure. You can't keep
your bloodlust going for that long.
[11:02] ---
Even with daily assassination training,
[11:04] ---
it's rough staying in that
frame of mind for a whole day.
[11:08] ---
If you want to dope with bloodlust,
cramming won't work.
[11:13] ---
You have to nurture it
slowly but surely, over time.
[11:17] ---
How? To lose--after all we went through?
[11:21] ---
With your studying, you couldn't win.
[11:24] ---
That's all it comes down to...
[11:26] ---
...although the scores I earned
are nothing to brag about, either.
[11:31] ---
I'll make good use of this frustration,
that's for damn sure.
[11:35] ---
Even in high school, I'll keep winning,
[11:37] ---
and looking for ways to let you win as well.
[11:41] ---
So, please...
[11:44] ---
...lend me your support in turn.
[11:46] ---
Asano...
[11:47] ---
Asano...
[11:50] ---
Can you still say that,
[11:52] ---
now that the battle on which
you bet your life is over?
[11:58] ---
Principal Asano, sir!
[12:01] ---
Life is always a great unknown.
[12:04] ---
Will losing a battle
mean losing your life as well?
[12:08] ---
You never know until the battle's over.
[12:12] ---
That's why you have all
needed to keep on winning.
[12:16] ---
I have an obligation to teach you as much.
[12:20] ---
I'll get your brains better
by graduation time, all right.
[12:24] ---
Principal Asano?
[12:26] ---
It's clear to us now.
[12:29] ---
With these current methods,
we can't beat the E Class.
[12:35] ---
The E Class and Asano here--
both grew stronger through defeat.
[12:39] ---
Our strength is no match for
the flexible strength they have.
[12:44] ---
We apologize for falling short of our goal.
[12:48] ---
If you wish, you may
send us down to the E Class.
[12:53] ---
I have the feeling we can learn
and grow more there.
[12:59] ---
You have your answer, sir.
[13:04] ---
Asano!
[13:07] ---
Asano!
[13:11] ---
That look on your face--
like you're glitching out.
[13:14] ---
I might just be seeing the
fatherly side of you at last.
[13:21] ---
--I'm fine.
--If you'll excuse us, sir.
[13:34] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
"by Karma Akabane"
[13:41] ---
All right, students--
[13:42] ---
You've formally received your
qualifications to move out of the E Class.
[13:47] ---
So is anyone looking to leave this mountain?
[13:50] ---
Of course not!
[13:51] ---
We found our second blades--
This is when it gets serious!
[13:56] ---
What other environment
is this suited to an assassination?
[14:02] ---
Gluttons for punishment, eh?
[14:04] ---
Then for your reward this time,
I'll tell you my weakn--
[14:16] ---
The school building!
[14:18] ---
Prepare to vacate the premises.
[14:20] ---
Principal Asano!
[14:22] ---
The Board made the decision this morning:
[14:25] ---
We're tearing down
this old campus building today.
[14:28] ---
I'll have you move to the
new campus of our affiliate school
[14:32] ---
opening next school year.
[14:34] ---
Until graduation, you will help us
performance-test the building.
[14:38] ---
A new campus?!
[14:40] ---
With a surveillance system
and an anti-escape system
[14:43] ---
drawn from correctional facilities,
[14:45] ---
they can study in an environment
akin to a more civilized prison.
[14:49] ---
The new E Class: the culmination
of my educational theories.
[14:54] ---
B-But moving us now?
[14:56] ---
No way! We wanna graduate
from this campus!
[15:01] ---
You'll carry out your educational vision
to the very end, won't you.
[15:04] ---
Indeed.
[15:05] ---
But make no mistake:
You are no longer useful to my education.
[15:11] ---
And this...
[15:13] ---
This is where I kill you.
[15:14] ---
"Notice of Dismissal"
This is where I kill you.
[15:17] ---
K-Koro Sensei's walking papers?!
[15:20] ---
He actually went there:
He played his forbidden ace in the hole!
[15:24] ---
"Koro-Labor Union"
[15:24] ---
"Koro-Labor Union" "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #31: Downsizing"
[15:25] ---
"Koro-Labor Union" "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #31: Downsizing"
Th-That's wrongful dismissal!
[15:26] ---
It works hilariously well on this octopus.
[15:30] ---
Can a super-creature even stage a protest?
[15:33] ---
And so you won't jump to any conclusions,
[15:35] ---
this is nothing but a tool to control my target.
[15:39] ---
I have come, Koro Sensei,
[15:42] ---
"Stop the Firings!" "And the salary's low, too!"
I have come, Koro Sensei,
[15:42] ---
"Stop the Firings!" "And the salary's low, too!"
to kill you once and for all.
[15:46] ---
You are... no longer necessary
for my education, you see.
[15:51] ---
Are you serious?
[15:52] ---
I know you're superhuman and all,
[15:55] ---
but our octopus won't go down
quite as easily as you think.
[16:00] ---
Hold off the demolition for now.
I have some work to do inside.
[16:10] ---
Where'd that notice of dismissal come from?
[16:12] ---
What could Principal Asano be thinking?
[16:16] ---
Now, then, Koro Sensei...
[16:18] ---
If you don't want to be fired,
[16:21] ---
if you want to protect this classroom,
[16:24] ---
I'll have you join me in a little gamble.
[16:27] ---
A gamble?
[16:29] ---
I've prepared five subjects' worth of
test questions and five hand grenades.
[16:34] ---
Four of them are anti-Sensei grenades;
one works on humans.
[16:39] ---
They're the real deal.
[16:42] ---
They are identical in appearance and smell,
[16:44] ---
and made such that, once their pins are pulled,
[16:47] ---
they'll explode the moment their handles rise.
[16:50] ---
I've pulled their pins
[16:52] ---
and placed them carefully between
random pages in the test books,
[16:55] ---
handles in place.
[16:57] ---
You will open the book and
solve the problem at the top right.
[17:02] ---
As soon as he opens it,
the handle will pop up and--
[17:05] ---
Yes--he'll almost certainly
be hit with an explosion.
[17:09] ---
But he can't move an inch
until he solves that problem.
[17:13] ---
You'll handle the first four books,
while I'll take the last one.
[17:21] ---
If you manage to kill me
or force me to withdraw,
[17:25] ---
I will permit you
and the E Class to remain here.
[17:29] ---
Let's see... Ah, Terasaka.
[17:33] ---
Use a formula to find
Koro Sensei's odds of winning.
[17:38] ---
An anti-Sensei grenade explosion
won't kill you...
[17:43] ---
"1st Book"
[17:43] ---
"1st Book"
To do that, we'd need to save the real grenade till the end.
[17:45] ---
"2nd Book"
To do that, we'd need to save the real grenade till the end.
[17:46] ---
"3rd Book"
To do that, we'd need to save the real grenade till the end.
[17:47] ---
"4th Book"
To do that, we'd need to save the real grenade till the end.
[17:48] ---
"5th Book"
To do that, we'd need to save the real grenade till the end.
[17:49] ---
4/5 times 3/4 times 2/3 times
1/2 equals 1/5. Twenty percent.
[17:58] ---
Correct!
[17:59] ---
But the octopus has to take
four deadly grenades in a row,
[18:04] ---
and you can just safely
tap out soon as it gets ugly.
[18:07] ---
This is ridiculously unfair!
[18:10] ---
Terasaka...
[18:12] ---
You'll find that the world
is just one injustice after another.
[18:16] ---
Especially between the weak and the strong.
[18:19] ---
That's why I've taught you
to be the strong ones.
[18:24] ---
So will you give it a try?
[18:27] ---
It's also a test of how serious you are
about your chosen profession.
[18:32] ---
If I were you, I'd jump right in.
[18:38] ---
Of course. Let's do it.
[18:42] ---
He threatens dismissal and concocts a gamble
[18:42] ---
"Tentacle"
He threatens dismissal and concocts a gamble
[18:44] ---
"Tentacle"
that's clearly in his favor.
[18:47] ---
"Tentacle"
But there's no backing down.
[18:50] ---
Mathematically, it has better odds
than any of our other attempts.
[18:56] ---
To be one of the strong--
that's the mightiest blade.
[18:59] ---
Truly, the principal's assassination!
[19:02] ---
Open and solve, then close--
do it all at once and it won't explode.
[19:07] ---
With your speed, it may even be easy.
[19:11] ---
Y-Yes, of co--of course!
[19:13] ---
"Geometry II"
[19:32] ---
Planar calculations!
[19:33] ---
Um, well, that's an easy one--
it's, you know, that thing,
[19:37] ---
where you borrow from the tens
to get 3 with 4 left over,
[19:40] ---
or, say, about 3 or so--
[19:46] ---
Just like with that metal ring puzzle,
[19:48] ---
I know how your reaction-and thinking
speed drop when you're flustered.
[19:52] ---
You can't get past this trap.
[19:56] ---
Koro Sensei...
[19:58] ---
First one is a hit. Make it through
three more and you win.
[20:03] ---
"Notice of Dismissal"
Now solve the next, before you recover.
[20:08] ---
You're kiddin' me!
He can't take three more of those!
[20:11] ---
Is he really gonna get taken down
by such a simple setup?
[20:15] ---
The weak can only kill
the strong through assassination,
[20:19] ---
but the strong can kill the weak
whenever and however they like.
[20:24] ---
I will pepper the nation
with mechanisms to teach this truth.
[20:29] ---
With my money from the Ministry of Defense
and the bounty from killing you,
[20:33] ---
I can build my affiliate schools
all over the country.
[20:36] ---
It's always about education with him.
[20:39] ---
"Training"
"Social Studies" "History"
[20:42] ---
Now, Koro Sensei...
[20:45] ---
...be the cornerstone of my philosophy.
[21:02] ---
The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:07] ---
If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:13] ---
I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:19] ---
And slowly drew me in
[21:24] ---
The multiplying footsteps,
the view from my window:
[21:35] ---
As I drifted along, expressionless
[21:41] ---
They spilled out of my hands
[21:45] ---
It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[21:52] ---
Until I touched it with my own hands
[21:57] ---
I'll gather up
and go through all of the things
[22:03] ---
Scattered beneath the waning moon
[22:22] ---
Surprise!
[22:22] ---
"Tell Us, Kunudon!"
Surprise!
[22:23] ---
"Tell Us, Kunudon!"
Tell us, Kunudon!
[22:26] ---
Phew! That school festival
was a real white-knuckler,
[22:29] ---
but it looks like the E Class
is finally down for the count!
[22:32] ---
Show's over!
[22:37] ---
Nah-nah! Riffraff! Garbage!
[22:39] ---
Serves you right!
[22:44] ---
Oh!
[22:45] ---
Mr. Principal, sir, what brings you here?
[22:50] ---
"Notice of Dismissal: Kunudon"
[22:50] ---
"Notice of Dismissal: Kunudon"
Notice of dismissal!
[22:52] ---
I'm... going to the E Class?!
[22:55] ---
Reemployment refugee! Yay!
13 - Let Live Time
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[00:06] ---
The second-term exams
culminated in our crushing victory.
[00:10] ---
But then our
disapproving principal showed up,
[00:14] ---
and, hiding behind a notice
of Koro Sensei's dismissal,
[00:17] ---
challenged our teacher to a one-sided wager.
[00:20] ---
Now, Koro Sensei...
be a cornerstone of my philosophy.
[00:29] ---
"Training"
[00:38] ---
"Training"
[00:43] ---
Okay: opened, solved, and closed!
[00:47] ---
I more or less remember
which questions are on which page
[00:50] ---
in this particular series of test books.
[00:53] ---
Math was the only challenge.
[00:55] ---
I'd lent that one out to a student
for so long that I'd forgotten.
[00:58] ---
Oh!
[00:59] ---
You just *happened
*to have memorized the books
[01:02] ---
I just happened to bring?
[01:04] ---
Heavens, no!
[01:05] ---
I've memorized all of Japan's test books.
[01:09] ---
"No moving out of the blast radius
until you've solved the problem"?
[01:13] ---
A rule like that is no trouble
for a passionate educator.
[01:17] ---
Here I thought you understood me,
[01:21] ---
but it seems your students' defeat has unnerved you.
[01:21] ---
"For Exams & Review!" "Exercise Problems" "Japanese"
but it seems your students' defeat has unnerved you.
[01:26] ---
You've dug your own grave
with this simplistic assassination.
[01:31] ---
The last book... It's your turn.
[01:36] ---
What's it feel like, having your own
death right before your eyes?
[01:42] ---
That grand kaleidoscope glimpsed
in the moments before death...
[01:46] ---
What could be flashing through
that perfect mind of yours?
[01:52] ---
Sir!
[01:53] ---
"Kunugigaoka Cram School"
Oh, sir!
[01:55] ---
"Kunugigaoka Cram School"
Mr. Asano!
[01:56] ---
"Kunugigaoka Cram School"
[02:11] ---
You're all I think about
[02:14] ---
Starting not to see anything else
[02:17] ---
I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[02:22] ---
Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[02:25] ---
I've spared no effort since then
[02:27] ---
Should be over my problems by now
[02:31] ---
I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[02:35] ---
And just when I get warmed up
[02:38] ---
Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[02:43] ---
Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[02:49] ---
Thousands, tens of thousands
of times I've given form to my feelings
[02:54] ---
Driven them in,
thrown them in--but all you do is run
[03:00] ---
Question, question: what
[03:02] ---
Question, question: on earth
[03:05] ---
Question, question: did I
[03:08] ---
Ever know about you anyway?
[03:11] ---
Question, question: why
[03:13] ---
Question, question: is it
[03:16] ---
Question, question: you are
[03:19] ---
So close and yet so far away?
[03:28] ---
"13th Period: Let Live Time"
"by Yuzuki Fuwa"
[03:32] ---
Two monsters took up teaching
at the same school:
[03:37] ---
one to repent of his strength,
[03:40] ---
one to repent of his weakness.
[03:46] ---
Couldn't get me again today, Ikeda.
[03:49] ---
A deal's a deal.
Be a good boy and study today.
[03:54] ---
Dang! You're a real beast, Mr. Asano!
[03:59] ---
Hey, Mr. Asano,
[04:01] ---
why'd you start a cram school
in this abandoned schoolhouse
[04:03] ---
up on this mountain, anyway?
[04:05] ---
Didn't you graduate from a top school overseas
[04:06] ---
with loads of credentials?
[04:09] ---
Feels like a waste of talent and money to me.
[04:12] ---
And a waste of energy making it up here.
[04:14] ---
"Finding the Area of a Circle"
And a waste of energy making it up here.
[04:14] ---
"Finding the Area of a Circle"
Nothing is for naught in this world of ours, Nagai.
[04:17] ---
Nothing is for naught in this world of ours, Nagai.
[04:17] ---
This mountain path is perfect
for training up your physical strength.
[04:21] ---
Urk...
[04:22] ---
And the money?
This place is in the red, isn't it?
[04:25] ---
Don't worry, Mori.
My stocks will make up for the deficit.
[04:30] ---
With my skill, they'll make money
even with minimal attention.
[04:34] ---
This month, I'm about
500 thousand in the black.
[04:36] ---
The perfect superhuman!
[04:38] ---
You may be perfect,
but you're crazy into teaching.
[04:41] ---
Just how do you intend
to educate us, anyway?
[04:44] ---
Simple: Just grow into good students.
[04:49] ---
But the bar for "good"
is different for everyone.
[04:52] ---
Ikeda's high spirits are good.
[04:55] ---
Mori's cleverness--that's good.
[04:58] ---
And Nagai's diligence is good.
[05:00] ---
But in order to make each
of your good points even better,
[05:04] ---
As your teacher, I need to
get to know all of the "good" in you.
[05:08] ---
I'm only perfect because I have to be!
[05:12] ---
"Kunugigaoka Cram School"
[05:13] ---
"Kunugigaoka Cram School"
The private cram school was off to a good start.
[05:16] ---
"Kunugigaoka Cram School"
Those three were the first students of my inaugural term.
[05:20] ---
"Kunugigaoka Cram School"
In the quiet of the mountain, I could cultivate their strengths
[05:23] ---
"Kunugigaoka Cram School"
to my heart's content.
[05:25] ---
The ideal education of my dreams...
[05:30] ---
Ow!
[05:31] ---
Hey, I gave you a heads-up!
Get outta the way, slowpoke!
[05:35] ---
We're barely out of class,
and just look. You're so rowdy!
[05:38] ---
I'm gonna be a basketball player!
[05:41] ---
--How could anyone just study all the time?
--Ow ow ow...
[05:44] ---
A fine dream, Ikeda!
[05:46] ---
How about a little...
[05:49] ---
...one-on-one?
[05:51] ---
What do you say?
[05:53] ---
Ulp... Like I could win
against a perfect superhuman!
[05:57] ---
Well, I do have abilities
you haven't yet been given...
[06:02] ---
...just like not everyone
has the strengths you do.
[06:09] ---
Sorry, Nagai.
[06:11] ---
It's okay.
[06:13] ---
Everyone has faults.
[06:16] ---
I would tend to those faults,
[06:17] ---
cultivating people who could let their strengths
[06:19] ---
shine to the fullest in society one day.
[06:22] ---
I put everything I had into my lesson plans.
[06:27] ---
"Kunugigaoka Cram School"
[06:27] ---
"Kunugigaoka Cram School"
The students were coming along well in just one short year.
[06:34] ---
What's this?
[06:35] ---
"Mission Accomplished!"
What's this?
[06:36] ---
"Mission Accomplished!"
A kunugi oak-leaf tie clip!
[06:38] ---
"Mission Accomplished!"
We pooled our money together to buy it.
[06:41] ---
"Mission Accomplished!"
It's probably peanuts compared to what you make on your stocks.
[06:44] ---
"Mission Accomplished!"
Yep. I made another 7 million yesterday.
[06:47] ---
"Mission Accomplished!"
He could've kept that to himself.
[06:50] ---
But... this is lovely.
[06:54] ---
We all got into our first-choice junior highs...
[06:56] ---
We couldn't have done it
without you, Mr. Asano.
[06:58] ---
Yeah!
[06:59] ---
When I grow up, I'll be a real good guy,
and I'll come see you!
[07:05] ---
This is already enough.
You've grown into such good students.
[07:11] ---
"Kunugigaoka Cram School"
[07:12] ---
"Kunugigaoka Cram School"
When they saw my résumé and my track record,
[07:15] ---
"Kunugigaoka Cram School"
more parents started entrusting their children to me.
[07:18] ---
"Kunugigaoka Cram School"
Three years later, the cram school was booming.
[07:23] ---
"Rikuto Ikeda"
[07:24] ---
"Rikuto Ikeda"
Oh! What's it been, three years?
[07:28] ---
Good to hear from you, Ikeda!
[07:30] ---
Long time no see, sir! Sounds like
you're at the top of your game!
[07:34] ---
More or less. What's up?
[07:36] ---
Oh, nothing really.
Just wondering how you were doing.
[07:41] ---
Same as always.
[07:43] ---
What about you? Not running wild
and causing trouble, I hope.
[07:47] ---
'Course not! I'm a solid hunk of caring,
just like you taught me!
[07:53] ---
You sound busy. I'll call later.
[07:56] ---
Maybe buy me a nice dinner
with your investment money, eh? Bye!
[08:04] ---
I have an errand in his
neck of the woods next week.
[08:08] ---
Maybe I'll stop by.
[08:14] ---
"In Mourning"
[08:19] ---
"In Mourning"
A suicide, they said.
[08:21] ---
There were some nasty older kids
on his squad, I heard.
[08:24] ---
Beat him up, of course, but took
a fair amount of money off him, too.
[08:28] ---
He'd had a reputation as such a
sweet boy since junior high, too...
[08:32] ---
Don't you think, you know...
[08:34] ---
...he should have maybe
stood up for himself a little?
[08:39] ---
What on earth had I been teaching?
[08:42] ---
Cultivating good students?
[08:45] ---
Dying in three years--
do you call that a good student?!
[08:49] ---
If I don't build strong students...
this will all have been for nothing.
[08:56] ---
But then what is "strong," anyway?
[09:01] ---
If I'm going to teach it,
[09:03] ---
I'll need to get to know all of it.
[09:07] ---
Things happened fast from there.
[09:10] ---
I learned all there was
about all sorts of strengths.
[09:13] ---
I sweet-talked the men who killed my student,
[09:16] ---
leading them to become
ruined gambling addicts.
[09:21] ---
I honed my brainwashing techniques on them.
[09:27] ---
I opened another school.
[09:29] ---
The campus that symbolized my weakness
[09:32] ---
would serve as a lesson to the weak.
[09:36] ---
Strong. I needed only to make them strong.
[09:40] ---
Strong students who could survive,
if push came to shove,
[09:43] ---
even if it meant sacrificing others.
[09:48] ---
And to that end...
[09:50] ---
...I would need more money, more staff.
[09:53] ---
If it could serve my education, I would use it.
[09:56] ---
All to produce even one more of the strong.
[10:02] ---
And now, both the weak
and the strong have left my side,
[10:08] ---
and all I have before me is death.
[10:12] ---
Well, Principal Asano?
Will you open the final book?
[10:17] ---
No matter how superb you may be,
opening a grenade-filled test book
[10:21] ---
will not end well.
[10:23] ---
Hey, this was your wager.
[10:25] ---
If you don't wanna die,
just gracefully admit defeat!
[10:29] ---
Yikes!
[10:30] ---
And besides, we don't care
if you fire Koro Sensei!
[10:35] ---
It'll be sad to leave this place behind,
[10:37] ---
but we'll go where Koro Sensei goes.
[10:40] ---
Even if it means leaving home
or holing up in some mountain,
[10:45] ---
we'll keep the assassination classroom
going till March.
[10:49] ---
This year's E Class has been a constant
thorn in the side of my education...
[10:56] ---
How many times now have I seen
such bald-faced opposition?
[11:03] ---
Koro Sensei,
[11:05] ---
under my educational philosophy,
[11:07] ---
you could very well destroy the earth
[11:10] ---
and it wouldn't matter.
[11:16] ---
Once the earth is gone,
the end will visit upon everyone equally.
[11:22] ---
"Kunugigaoka Cram School"
My students won't be the only ones suffering defeat.
[11:27] ---
"Kunugigaoka Cram School"
That is one of my philosophy's ideals.
[11:31] ---
"Kunugigaoka Cram School"
[11:40] ---
Have you forgotten my molt?
[11:43] ---
Your once-monthly trick, eh?
[11:46] ---
Why didn't you use it on yourself?
[11:49] ---
I was saving it for you.
[11:52] ---
If I'd won, there's no doubt
you'd have opted to blow yourself up.
[11:58] ---
How can you be so sure what I'd do?
[12:02] ---
Because we have so much in common.
[12:05] ---
"Tentacle"
Both stubborn education fiends,
[12:08] ---
aiming for perfection in teaching
even if it means using your own life.
[12:13] ---
I talked to your old
cram-school students during the exams.
[12:18] ---
About their impressions of you
as a teacher, about what happened...
[12:21] ---
The educational ideals I pursue
[12:24] ---
are identical to yours a dozen years back.
[12:28] ---
Where I've been lucky,
compared to you, is with the E Class.
[12:33] ---
Because there are a fair number of students
[12:36] ---
and because they share
the same circumstances,
[12:38] ---
they came together to withstand training
[12:41] ---
and can ask each other for advice
without holding things in.
[12:44] ---
And, Principal Asano, it's none other
than you who made this E Class.
[12:52] ---
You've unconsciously been
carrying on the ideal education
[12:56] ---
you came up with long ago.
[12:59] ---
I'm the only one this knife can kill.
[13:02] ---
We do not teach the theft of human life.
[13:06] ---
You and I share the same ideals:
[13:09] ---
not a killing education, but one that lets live.
[13:12] ---
Let's keep on following through
with our ideal education.
[13:17] ---
Playing outside is fine,
but not playing hooky, Ikeda.
[13:21] ---
Hmph! Kids are all about
bein' active, not studyin'!
[13:25] ---
Hmm. Well, how about this?
[13:29] ---
You can attack me once a day,
whenever you like.
[13:33] ---
If you can hit me,
I'll let you skip class that day.
[13:36] ---
Seriously? Promise?
[13:39] ---
Yep.
[13:40] ---
You gotta see it through
to the end, Mr. Asano!
[13:43] ---
No runnin' off halfway!
[13:47] ---
My philosophy is always correct.
[13:50] ---
I've turned out a great number of
strong students these past dozen years.
[13:55] ---
But now you've acknowledged
my system as well,
[14:00] ---
so I will deign to
permit this E Class to remain.
[14:06] ---
Still can't simply admit defeat, I see.
[14:10] ---
Oh, and...
[14:12] ---
May I come by and kill you now and then?
[14:16] ---
Of course.
[14:17] ---
That knife suits a worthy rival well.
[14:26] ---
The perfect façade is crumbling...
[14:29] ---
I can tell by your face
you've lost again, Father.
[14:32] ---
Did you need something, Asano?
[14:35] ---
Just thought I'd come
cheer up my loser father
[14:38] ---
by asking for compensation for this
[14:40] ---
along with a grade-A prime Kobe steak.
[14:44] ---
Aha...
[14:46] ---
Take me to court on
domestic violence charges if you like.
[14:50] ---
You'll never win against me,
no matter how much you grow.
[14:55] ---
What makes you say that?
[14:57] ---
Because I'll keep growing, too. As an educator
[15:02] ---
and as a parent.
[15:05] ---
By the way, sir...
[15:06] ---
Where's our reward for the exams?
[15:09] ---
Oh, right!
[15:11] ---
I promised to tell you
my crucial weakness, didn't I?
[15:16] ---
In fact, I have surprisingly little power.
[15:18] ---
"Can be captured if everyone holds him down"
In fact, I have surprisingly little power.
[15:20] ---
"Can be captured if everyone holds him down"
I'm too specialized for speed.
[15:21] ---
I'm too specialized for speed.
[15:22] ---
When I'm at a standstill, even a single human
[15:24] ---
can hold back one of my tentacles.
[15:27] ---
So if we all locked down
all of your tentacles...
[15:31] ---
...we could stop you from moving?
[15:35] ---
If we could do that,
this woulda been a cakewalk!
[15:38] ---
You only told us 'cause you knew
it was impossible, octopus!
[15:40] ---
Hmm. No luck, eh?
[15:42] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Second Season" "by Karma Akabane"
Hmm. No luck, eh?
[15:43] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Second Season" "by Karma Akabane"
The trick is to pretend you're grabbing a slime eel.
[15:48] ---
A drama festival?!
[15:50] ---
"Drama Festival!"
Now, when we're about to take high-school entrance exams?
[15:53] ---
"Drama Festival!"
I complained to Asano about it at the student council meeting,
[15:57] ---
but he shot back,
[15:59] ---
It's training to memorize lines and
stage directions in a short period of time.
[16:04] ---
All part of Kunugigaoka
Junior High educational policies.
[16:07] ---
Besides, it's you guys. You'll figure it out.
[16:08] ---
"Budgeting" "After performances, return to classrooms"
Besides, it's you guys. You'll figure it out.
[16:12] ---
Nice.
[16:14] ---
Nagisa! Nagisa!
[16:15] ---
"Sada Abe: This is Mine"
You play the lead!
[16:18] ---
"Sada Abe: This is Mine"
Not another dodgy suggestion...
[16:21] ---
What about you, Kayano?
[16:23] ---
The kids were really into
your play at the preschool.
[16:27] ---
--Huh? But I--
--Like that'll work with a junior-high audience!
[16:30] ---
They ain't gonna see themselves
in some pint-sized player!
[16:34] ---
Hah!
[16:35] ---
I'd like to work on props.
[16:39] ---
Okay, so for our main staff,
[16:41] ---
we have Mimura the director,
[16:43] ---
and Hazama'd make a good writer.
[16:45] ---
As for our leads...
[16:47] ---
--I want to play the lead.
[16:49] ---
--Yeah, right! You, a state secret?
--I want to play the lead.
[16:51] ---
We can't be putting a huge
grown-up on stage anyway!
[16:54] ---
B-But I've always wanted
to be the lead in a play!
[16:57] ---
And I want to stand on
the same stage with you all!
[17:00] ---
Sure. I've got just the thing.
[17:02] ---
A play that'll satisfy the wishes
of both assassins and target!
[17:07] ---
Okay, here's our chance!
[17:09] ---
Let's whip those main-campus mooks
into a storm of excitement!
[17:15] ---
Let's see...
[17:17] ---
Next up is the E Class.
[17:18] ---
Let's just sneer at 'em while we eat.
[17:25] ---
A peach.
[17:30] ---
According to the sonogram,
[17:33] ---
there's a baby growing inside.
[17:37] ---
The old man's eyes lit up
[17:40] ---
as he instantly realized
the value of this peach.
[17:44] ---
How marvelous! A rarity, indeed!
The media'll be all over this one!
[17:49] ---
If I put this on display,
I'll be rich for the rest of my life!
[17:53] ---
Eh?
[17:54] ---
Divorce papers.
[17:56] ---
The old woman had been
wavering over whether to leave him.
[18:00] ---
But the old man's disregard
for children's rights
[18:02] ---
along with his cruel words--
[18:04] ---
"Script"
along with his cruel words--
[18:05] ---
"Script"
"I" and "my," not "we" and "our"--
[18:08] ---
"I" and "my," not "we" and "our"--
[18:09] ---
made up her mind at last.
[18:13] ---
The furrow that had formed between them
over thirty years of marriage
[18:17] ---
was like the river where she did the washing.
[18:22] ---
The stifling air between them
was like the carbon dioxide
[18:26] ---
from burning mountain firewood.
[18:28] ---
This peach is all mine.
[18:31] ---
I'm the head of the household--
[18:34] ---
I decide how to divide our shared property!
[18:38] ---
Lawyers.
[18:40] ---
We represent your wife. Any further
communication must go through us.
[18:45] ---
About the peach...
As your marriage had failed long ago,
[18:50] ---
the cut-off date for
dividing your assets is long past.
[18:54] ---
Add in reparations for emotional harassment,
[18:56] ---
and one peach isn't going to cut it.
[18:59] ---
Thirty years of harsh words
and actions directed at the old lady.
[19:03] ---
"Diary" "Bank Book"
He'd stopped bringing in a living wage a while back.
[19:07] ---
"Diary" "Bank Book"
She had plenty of evidence.
[19:09] ---
"Diary" "Bank Book"
The old man had no hope of winning in court.
[19:12] ---
"Illegal Drugs"
The old man had no hope of winning in court.
[19:13] ---
"Illegal Drugs"
The local men he'd hired to intimidate her
[19:15] ---
The local men he'd hired to intimidate her
[19:16] ---
were hauled off by the police.
[19:20] ---
The old lady brought the peach
to her new home.
[19:24] ---
She felt bright and cheerful,
like her life had been laundered.
[19:28] ---
--Her new life with the peach had begun.
[19:30] ---
--One, two, one, two... hooray!
--Her new life with the peach had begun.
[19:41] ---
A dog, a monkey, a pheasant.
[19:44] ---
It seems they're being trained to attack people.
[19:47] ---
The wild animals ate their food
and innocently followed orders.
[19:53] ---
The only evil one was the old man,
tainted by his lust for wealth.
[19:58] ---
Perhaps the demon island
Onigashima is inside us after all...
[20:04] ---
The peach child will be born soon.
[20:08] ---
Will he, too, host a demon one day?
[20:16] ---
Th--
[20:18] ---
That's heavy!
[20:19] ---
It totally ruined my appetite!
[20:23] ---
Funny how words can leave marks.
[20:28] ---
I'm the lead! The lead!
[20:31] ---
That blasted E Class!
[20:35] ---
My school has wound up
right in this creature's tentacles.
[20:41] ---
But the E Class won't end
quite so happily ever after.
[20:47] ---
With what I've heard
from the Ministry of Defense
[20:50] ---
and from my own experience here...
[20:55] ---
I'm the only one who can
predict what will happen next.
[21:00] ---
--Come on!
--Can you still be a teacher...
[21:01] ---
--Hurry up already!
--Can you still be a teacher...
[21:03] ---
...in the wake of the biggest storm ever?
[21:19] ---
The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:24] ---
If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:30] ---
I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:35] ---
And slowly drew me in
[21:41] ---
The multiplying footsteps,
the view from my window:
[21:52] ---
As I drifted along, expressionless
[21:58] ---
They spilled out of my hands
[22:02] ---
It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:09] ---
Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:14] ---
I'll gather up
and go through all of the things
[22:20] ---
Scattered beneath the waning moon
[22:39] ---
Surprise!
[22:40] ---
Not-Needed Kunudon!
[22:40] ---
"Tell Us, Kunudon!"
Not-Needed Kunudon!
[22:41] ---
"Not-Needed Kunudon!"
Not-Needed Kunudon!
[22:43] ---
"Sake for Good Boys & Girls"
[22:44] ---
With the school infighting over,
he had served his purpose
[22:48] ---
and was sent to the E Class.
[22:50] ---
Get away from me, y'riffraff!
[22:53] ---
I ain't like the rest o' you!
[22:55] ---
Three cheers for unemployment!
[22:56] ---
"Goodbye, Kunudon! (Societally Speaking)"
Three cheers for unemployment!
[22:58] ---
"Goodbye, Kunudon! (Societally Speaking)"
Goodbye, Kunudon!
14 - Secret Identity Time
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[00:07] ---
Yesterday's drama festival was fun, wasn't it?
[00:10] ---
Sugino gave a really
enthusiastic performance, huh?
[00:13] ---
I didn't know he could make such an evil face.
[00:15] ---
I tried too hard thinking about
co-starring with Kanzaki.
[00:19] ---
She probably hates me after
seeing my face like that, though.
[00:23] ---
That's not true, Sugino.
[00:25] ---
I thought it was really cool that you could act.
[00:28] ---
Seriously? Maybe I'll quit baseball
and become an actor!
[00:32] ---
Pitchers need to be able to act, too.
[00:35] ---
I'm happy to see my students
show unexpected talents.
[00:57] ---
You're all I think about
[01:00] ---
Starting not to see anything else
[01:03] ---
I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:08] ---
Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:11] ---
I've spared no effort since then
[01:13] ---
Should be over my problems by now
[01:17] ---
I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[01:21] ---
And just when I get warmed up
[01:24] ---
Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[01:29] ---
Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[01:35] ---
Thousands, tens of thousands
of times I've given form to my feelings
[01:40] ---
Driven them in,
thrown them in--but all you do is run
[01:46] ---
Question, question: what
[01:48] ---
Question, question: on earth
[01:51] ---
Question, question: did I
[01:54] ---
Ever know about you anyway?
[01:57] ---
Question, question: why
[01:59] ---
Question, question: is it
[02:02] ---
Question, question: you are
[02:05] ---
So close and yet so far away?
[02:14] ---
"14th Period: Secret Identity Time"
"by Sumire Hara"
[02:18] ---
Oh no...
[02:20] ---
Everything fell out
and made a huge mess, huh?
[02:22] ---
Yeah, my hand slipped while I was cleaning...
[02:26] ---
These are the beads we used
for the river in the play.
[02:28] ---
We borrowed them from a prop company.
[02:31] ---
It's fine. Let's pick them up together.
[02:33] ---
Thanks!
[02:35] ---
I didn't want to get in the way
of everyone making assassination plans.
[02:39] ---
I see. So this is why you stepped out.
[02:45] ---
I'll help you, too.
[02:48] ---
Can we count on you, then?
[02:53] ---
His back is completely defenseless.
[02:56] ---
But if we could get him under these conditions,
[02:59] ---
we wouldn't have had to
work so hard this past year.
[03:03] ---
Something smells fishy.
[03:05] ---
Oh, during the school festival,
we smoked food here.
[03:12] ---
We had a lot of different school events, huh?
[03:14] ---
Yeah. But once we
clean this up, they'll all be over.
[03:19] ---
It really brings back memories.
[03:21] ---
Like when Koro Sensei
first came to the E Class...
[03:26] ---
Back then, you kids
were complete amateurs, huh?
[03:29] ---
I failed at the beginning.
[03:32] ---
And Sugino couldn't do it, either.
[03:33] ---
After that, Karma came, and he
didn't know much about Koro Sensei,
[03:37] ---
so he asked you, right, Nagisa?
[03:39] ---
I got really impatient when Itona came along...
[03:42] ---
I thought Itona'd get him first.
[03:47] ---
Okajima hid something like this again?
[03:51] ---
I got to do a lot of different things
in this classroom, too.
[03:57] ---
It's fun, but a little depressing.
[03:59] ---
I'm a terrible swimmer.
[04:01] ---
Once I put my mind to something,
I just keep on rolling.
[04:05] ---
Not even your closest friends
get to see your true blade.
[04:11] ---
I'll keep trying to kill you.
[04:14] ---
With a jiggly blade.
[04:18] ---
I have others, too, you know.
[04:37] ---
You didn't notice, did you?
[04:39] ---
Not this whole time.
[04:45] ---
A pitfall?
[04:48] ---
I love you, Koro Sensei.
[04:53] ---
Please die.
[04:57] ---
Kayano...
[05:00] ---
I was always watching.
[05:02] ---
Different assassins tried and failed.
[05:06] ---
The most effective of
what they used was a simple pitfall!
[05:14] ---
An anti-me pool!
[05:16] ---
I have to... get above ground... quickly...!
[05:19] ---
I'm good, aren't I?
[05:21] ---
I studied the pattern of your tentacles
from the best seat in the house for a year!
[05:35] ---
One more attack!
[05:38] ---
Oh, no!
[05:51] ---
Koro Sensei!
[05:52] ---
What in the world was that just now?
[06:05] ---
Kayano...?
[06:07] ---
What's with those tentacles?
[06:10] ---
Aw man, I attacked with all I had, too.
[06:13] ---
I can't believe I let him get away.
I must have underestimated him.
[06:18] ---
Kayano, what in the world...?
[06:21] ---
Sorry, Kaede Kayano's not my real name.
[06:25] ---
I'm Aguri Yukimura's little sister.
[06:29] ---
You understand now, don't you?
[06:31] ---
Murderer.
[06:33] ---
Yukimura...
[06:37] ---
Kayano's face after she stopped acting
[06:40] ---
looked cruel, as if it
belonged to someone else.
[06:45] ---
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
[06:47] ---
I have to reset.
[06:50] ---
I'll try to kill you
again tomorrow, Koro Sensei.
[06:52] ---
I'll let you know where beforehand.
[06:55] ---
Now that I've fought you
tentacle-to-tentacle, I know for sure.
[07:00] ---
I can definitely kill you as I am right now.
[07:16] ---
Unthinkable.
[07:18] ---
If she grew tentacles without any maintenance,
[07:21] ---
she would have been
under constant hellish pain.
[07:23] ---
There's no way she could bear it
without having it show on her face.
[07:27] ---
Not only that, but she's
Aguri Yukimura's little sister?
[07:31] ---
Isn't that our old homeroom teacher?
[07:34] ---
I thought I'd seen Kayano before somewhere.
[07:38] ---
I remembered after seeing her with
her hair down and her harsher expression.
[07:43] ---
Do you remember Haruna Mase?
[07:45] ---
The young acting prodigy
who could easily take on any role.
[07:49] ---
It's been a while since she
left the entertainment business,
[07:52] ---
and her hair and personality are
completely different, so I didn't notice...
[08:00] ---
Which is the real her?
[08:07] ---
When I first entered
the classroom, I was surprised.
[08:11] ---
There was someone
completely unexpected in there.
[08:15] ---
Aguri Yukimura's little sister--
real name: Akari Yukimura.
[08:21] ---
She had infiltrated
that classroom using a false name.
[08:25] ---
After I realized who she was
and investigated her private life,
[08:28] ---
as I expected, she was hiding tentacles.
[08:32] ---
She understood how the tentacles worked
and how to use them in a short amount of time,
[08:37] ---
so she must have great intellect,
[08:40] ---
but what is even more
miraculous is her tenacity.
[08:44] ---
She didn't break a sweat at
the maddening pain from the tentacles,
[08:48] ---
and her mental fortitude
allowed her to keep smiling for a year.
[08:53] ---
She put on different faces
for different occasions,
[08:56] ---
and used her acting prowess to keep
everyone from noticing her murderous intent.
[09:02] ---
Her talent for assassination is head and
shoulders above everyone else in the E Class.
[09:08] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
"by Kaede Kayano"
[09:25] ---
I was just going to get her.
[09:29] ---
We had a lot of catching up to do.
[09:32] ---
I was taking an extended
leave of absence from acting
[09:34] ---
because of the wishes of my agency.
[09:37] ---
People had stopped noticing me around town.
[09:42] ---
It's a lot easier now.
[09:45] ---
Maybe I should try getting a regular job.
[10:01] ---
Sis...
[10:07] ---
I was able to crawl in faster than
the adults with my small frame.
[10:11] ---
The sight that met my eyes there was...
[10:35] ---
Sis...
[10:39] ---
Sis! Sis!
[10:41] ---
Sis! Come on, Sis!
[11:00] ---
"I will withdraw for now, but I can take over as homeroom teacher
for Kunugigaoka Junior High Class 3-E if you want."
[11:02] ---
"I will discuss this with you at a later date."
"From a super-destructive being"
[11:04] ---
Next to her, there were vials of liquid.
[11:08] ---
I found out later
that they were tentacle seeds.
[11:12] ---
I can't explain why I took one with me.
[11:16] ---
But if there was a way to go up against
that monster I had never seen before,
[11:21] ---
it had to be in the vial.
I understood that instinctively.
[11:25] ---
Human-Tentacle Weapon Prototype.
The type that can be implanted into humans.
[11:31] ---
In exchange for great power was
a hellish pain if maintenance was neglected.
[11:39] ---
I didn't care.
[11:42] ---
It was the same as when
I decided to become an actor.
[11:45] ---
Once I put my mind
to something, I keep on rolling.
[11:48] ---
This is the first time anyone's ever
passed our transfer exam out of the blue...
[11:53] ---
Let's see... Kaede Kayano.
[11:56] ---
Thank you very much!
[11:58] ---
A forged certificate of residence
[12:00] ---
and the name of a bit part
I once had in a made-for-TV movie.
[12:04] ---
I'll play the part... perfectly...
[12:08] ---
By the way, at this school, there's a class
for students with delinquent behaviors--
[12:17] ---
--right?
[12:21] ---
If things went according to that note,
[12:23] ---
the monster that murdered
my sister and ran away
[12:26] ---
would definitely come to
Kunugigaoka's Class 3-E.
[12:31] ---
Akari, you're so lucky you're cute.
[12:33] ---
I'm jealous that you
got those genes and I didn't.
[12:37] ---
I'm jealous of you, too, Sis.
[12:39] ---
The only thing we have in common
is our black hair, huh?
[12:43] ---
I'll change my hair color, too.
[12:46] ---
I didn't know why that monster
wanted to take over Sis's class.
[12:52] ---
But there was only one thing
I could do as her little sister--
[12:58] ---
In order to prevent
my revenge from being exposed,
[13:01] ---
I had to stay completely in character.
[13:05] ---
Oh, you must be...
[13:08] ---
Yup, I transferred here today.
[13:14] ---
Your hair sure is long.
[13:15] ---
Oh, I want to cut it short,
but there are reasons why I can't...
[13:21] ---
Whether I stand out or not, I'll be watched.
[13:24] ---
That's why I have to
play around with the casting.
[13:27] ---
To create a main character
who stands out more than me,
[13:30] ---
and devote myself to being a side character.
[13:33] ---
Look, you're the same as me now!
[13:36] ---
I'm Kaede Kayano. Nice to meet you!
[13:41] ---
The tentacles asked me
[13:43] ---
what I wanted to become...
[13:47] ---
I answered...
[13:49] ---
I want to be an assassin.
[13:52] ---
I stifled my resentment and
intense pain--all my true feelings.
[13:56] ---
An assassin playing my part
until I carried out my plan.
[14:04] ---
I don't care if I die.
[14:06] ---
As long as I get my revenge.
[14:09] ---
As I thought. You don't follow directions.
[14:14] ---
I even warned you to wait
until my preparations were complete.
[14:19] ---
What do you think you can do?
[14:22] ---
You couldn't even take care
of Itona and abandoned him.
[14:26] ---
From the looks of it,
your metabolic balance is off, as well.
[14:31] ---
The fate of one who continues
to use untamed tentacles...
[14:36] ---
Mind your own business.
[14:38] ---
I'm going to kill him by myself.
Don't get in my way.
[14:46] ---
Don't be so cold
[14:48] ---
to your only big brother...
[14:54] ---
I'll kill you!
[14:55] ---
A brute like you!
[14:57] ---
Now that you mention it,
that's definitely Kayano.
[15:00] ---
Wow, her expression and personality
are completely different.
[15:04] ---
No wonder she was able to
hide her identity for almost a year.
[15:08] ---
Kayano was friends with everyone,
[15:11] ---
but she never let anyone get too close.
[15:14] ---
She stayed close to me because she was
using my murderous intent to hide her own.
[15:21] ---
"My Plan (Secret)"
[15:22] ---
Now that I think about it, the giant
pudding was a dummy assassination, too.
[15:26] ---
Because in this class, it would be
suspicious if she didn't try anything.
[15:32] ---
She was acting...
[15:34] ---
...as the cheerful, fun, and almost
completely harmless Kaede Kayano.
[15:39] ---
Koro Sensei, Kayano called you a murderer.
[15:47] ---
What happened in the past?
[15:50] ---
We've built up trust with you for
so long now, so we won't doubt you.
[15:56] ---
But you have to tell us about your past.
[16:03] ---
If you don't, no one will be able
to accept the current situation.
[16:07] ---
That's where we're at right now.
[16:17] ---
Very well.
[16:19] ---
I'll tell you everything about my past.
[16:23] ---
But before that, Kayano is
an important member of the E Class.
[16:28] ---
I will tell you when
everyone in the class is together.
[16:34] ---
"From: Kaede Kayano" "No Subject" "To Koro Sensei:
Come to the field of zebra grass in the back hills at 7 p.m."
[16:48] ---
So you came...
[16:50] ---
Then, let's end this.
[16:56] ---
Koro Sensei, I'm the one
who gave you your name.
[17:01] ---
I'm practically your mother,
so I'll scold you and destroy you.
[17:04] ---
Kayano, it is too dangerous
to keep using those tentacles!
[17:08] ---
If you do not remove them and get treated
immediately, your life could be in danger!
[17:12] ---
What are you talking about?
They're in excellent condition.
[17:15] ---
It's no use trying to make me
lose my composure with a bluff.
[17:18] ---
Kayano...
[17:20] ---
Was it all an act?
[17:22] ---
Even when we were having fun?
Or overcoming trials together with everyone?
[17:29] ---
It was all an act.
[17:30] ---
I am an actor, after all.
[17:33] ---
When Nagisa was defeated by Mr. Kataoka,
[17:36] ---
I was so irritated,
I wanted to join the fight, too.
[17:39] ---
When I was kidnapped by delinquents
and kicked by the Reaper,
[17:43] ---
I was so angry, I wanted to kill them.
[17:46] ---
But I bore it and acted like a frail girl.
[17:49] ---
Because if my identity
was found out before I killed him,
[17:51] ---
I wouldn't be able to avenge my sister.
[17:54] ---
Your sister... Miss Yukimura?
[17:58] ---
It was so unfortunate that
she was killed by Koro Sensei.
[18:02] ---
She loved being a teacher.
[18:06] ---
I heard a little about you all, too.
[18:09] ---
Come on, you can all do it if you try!
[18:12] ---
This E Class is a paradise
overflowing with dreams and opportunities!
[18:17] ---
Miss Yukimura...
[18:19] ---
"Average" "Contemporary Japanese"
Sometimes you wear really lame shirts.
[18:22] ---
What? These are my best clothes!
[18:26] ---
We know, Kayano.
[18:29] ---
In March of our second year,
we only had her for two short weeks,
[18:34] ---
but she was a very
passionate and good teacher.
[18:38] ---
Would Koro Sensei kill
Miss Yukimura just like that?
[18:42] ---
He's never done anything
that cruel in front of us before.
[18:47] ---
Right? At least hear him out, Kaede.
[18:52] ---
He was a teacher who even came all the way
to my house when I was suspended.
[18:57] ---
But are you really okay with this?
[19:01] ---
I can't imagine that what you're doing now
is the best way to solve this as an assassin.
[19:09] ---
Your body probably feels hot,
with just the nape of your neck cold.
[19:13] ---
It's the abnormal metabolism characteristic
of those with implanted tentacles.
[19:16] ---
If you fight in that condition,
you'll really be in trouble.
[19:19] ---
You'll lose control
with the heat and intense pain,
[19:22] ---
and your life-force will be
sucked out by the tentacles.
[19:25] ---
Worst-case...
[19:29] ---
Shut up. Outsiders should be quiet.
[19:33] ---
No matter the weakness or shortcoming,
if it's polished, it can become a weapon.
[19:37] ---
You're the one who
taught me that, Koro Sensei.
[19:40] ---
If my body's so hot I can't bear it,
[19:42] ---
then I'll make it even hotter
and gather the heat in my tentacles!
[19:46] ---
No! Any more and--!
[19:52] ---
I'm in the best condition.
[19:55] ---
My whole body's so sensitive that
I won't miss any opening right now.
[20:00] ---
Stop it, Kayano!
[20:01] ---
This isn't right! I learned, too!
[20:05] ---
That if you sacrifice yourself to kill someone,
there won't be anything left behind!
[20:10] ---
I'm not planning on sacrificing myself, Nagisa.
[20:14] ---
I will just...
[20:16] ---
...kill this guy.
[20:20] ---
Once I put my mind to something,
I just keep on rolling.
[20:28] ---
Wow...
[20:29] ---
They're like volcanic bombs...
[20:31] ---
Kayano... She's not acting?
Those are her true feelings?
[20:37] ---
I plucked off a piece! It's still moving!
[20:40] ---
In a mere 10 or 15 seconds of full-out battle,
[20:43] ---
her mind is already starting to
be taken over by the tentacles...
[20:47] ---
What's the matter, Koro Sensei?
[20:50] ---
My head doesn't hurt anymore!
[20:52] ---
The pain feels good now!
[20:55] ---
It's too late if they've already
taken her over that much.
[20:58] ---
Whether or not she accomplishes her revenge,
[21:00] ---
a few minutes after the end of the battle,
[21:03] ---
I think she'll die.
[21:06] ---
Is this...
[21:07] ---
Is this really the assassination
Kayano wanted to carry out?
[21:12] ---
Come on! Die, Koro Sensei!
[21:16] ---
Kayano...
[21:18] ---
Die! Die! Die!
[21:22] ---
Die! Die! Die!
[21:24] ---
Koro Sensei... Kill me...
[21:28] ---
Help me...!
[21:41] ---
The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:47] ---
If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:58] ---
And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
The multiplying footsteps,
the view from my window:
[22:14] ---
As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:36] ---
I'll gather up
and go through all of the things
[22:42] ---
Scattered beneath the waning moon
15 - Confession Time
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[00:06] ---
Stop it, Kayano! This isn't right!
[00:09] ---
I will just... kill this guy.
[00:14] ---
Once I put my mind to something,
I just keep on rolling.
[00:17] ---
She's not acting? Those are her true feelings?
[00:21] ---
In a mere 10 or 15 seconds of full-out battle,
[00:24] ---
her mind is already starting to
be taken over by the tentacles...
[00:27] ---
It's too late if they've
already taken her over that much.
[00:30] ---
Whether or not she accomplishes her revenge,
[00:33] ---
a few minutes after the end of the battle,
[00:35] ---
I think she'll die.
[00:37] ---
Kayano...
[00:39] ---
Die! Die! Die!
[00:43] ---
--Die! Die! Die!
--Koro Sensei... Kill me...
[00:47] ---
Help me...!
[00:54] ---
"Wait, just hang on a sec!"
[00:56] ---
I scream, but it gets me nowhere
[00:59] ---
I put all my strength into being afraid of
[01:02] ---
The limits that just kept on closing in
[01:05] ---
Reality is merciless
[01:07] ---
And time is especially tricky
[01:10] ---
It's like someone's snatching away
the blanket I just can't sleep without
[01:15] ---
We laughed and fretted
[01:21] ---
Over silly things, nonsensical things
[01:26] ---
Once the final bell rings out
[01:32] ---
The fun times will be over, too
[01:37] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:38] ---
365 days' worth of lessons shoved into bags
[01:44] ---
Like always, like it's "see you tomorrow"
[01:47] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:49] ---
365 days' worth of happenings
[01:53] ---
If you've made me an adult,
don't be showing me tears
[01:58] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:59] ---
365 days' worth of memories
[02:03] ---
Even if I grow up some more
[02:06] ---
They still won't fade a bit
[02:19] ---
"15th Period: Confession Time"
"by Kirara Hazama"
[02:22] ---
Die! Die! Die! Die!
[02:26] ---
Die!
[02:27] ---
Die!
[02:28] ---
Die!
[02:29] ---
Looks more like
she's gonna die--any minute now.
[02:33] ---
Can't we do anything?
[02:36] ---
Do we just stand by and
watch her get eaten away?
[02:40] ---
--Class!
--Whoa!
[02:41] ---
Koro Sensei?!
[02:42] ---
Why just your face?
[02:44] ---
It's a clone!
[02:46] ---
I don't have much leeway
with Kayano's ferocious attacks--
[02:49] ---
it's all I can do to
leave an afterimage of my face!
[02:52] ---
Still... that's pretty nifty.
[02:53] ---
We have to remove her tentacles ASAP!
[02:56] ---
--Die!
--They're only putting off all that abnormal heat
[02:58] ---
because she's not giving
any thought to her own survival!
[03:01] ---
At this rate, the tentacles will
suck out all her life-force and she'll die!
[03:05] ---
But! As long as her bloodlust
matches that of her tentacles,
[03:09] ---
they'll be rooted to her nerves,
impossible to remove!
[03:12] ---
We don't have the time to
talk her down like we did with Itona!
[03:17] ---
Then how can we...
[03:19] ---
There's only one way:
[03:21] ---
I'll pull them out as we fight.
[03:24] ---
I'll let her hit my greatest weak spot:
[03:27] ---
my heart, located just under my tie.
[03:29] ---
If it's completely destroyed,
[03:31] ---
I'll die.
[03:33] ---
If I can make her feel like she did me in,
[03:35] ---
her tentacles' bloodlust will weaken
for a moment, if only a bit.
[03:38] ---
And in that moment, one of you
[03:40] ---
will have to make Kayano forget her bloodlust.
[03:44] ---
Forget it? But how?
[03:46] ---
Whatever works. Anything to
get her mind off assassination.
[03:51] ---
It's the only thing I can't do.
[03:54] ---
If the target of her bloodlust
were to try any funny business,
[03:57] ---
her bloodlust would only intensify.
[03:59] ---
But if you can quell that bloodlust,
[04:01] ---
the tentacles' bond with her
would momentarily be broken,
[04:05] ---
and I might be able to
remove them with minimal damage!
[04:08] ---
And Kayano's tentacles would be
on your heart the whole time?
[04:12] ---
Wouldn't you die first?
[04:15] ---
If I'm lucky, I'll postpone
that final, fatal moment...
[04:18] ---
But I'd say the odds of
me dying first are fifty-fifty.
[04:21] ---
No!
[04:22] ---
But you know...
[04:23] ---
For me, the entire class not being
able to graduate uneventfully
[04:27] ---
is even worse than dying.
[04:32] ---
What is he even doing?
[04:35] ---
Telling them to step into
the fray and distract Kaede?
[04:39] ---
Does he want those brats to
pull off some kind of parlor trick?
[04:42] ---
--Mimura...
--Hmm?
[04:43] ---
Play some air guitar.
[04:44] ---
Huh?
[04:44] ---
Show her your badass skills.
[04:46] ---
She'll turn her bloodlust on me!
[04:48] ---
Look, just do it!
[04:49] ---
No way will that work!
[04:50] ---
--Then what do we do?
--The clap stunner?
[04:52] ---
No. If the wavelength of
her consciousness is that messed up,
[04:56] ---
a single clap stunner won't be able
to hit it at the ideal moment.
[05:00] ---
Knives...
[05:02] ---
Guns...
[05:03] ---
All this stuff would just hurt Kayano.
[05:07] ---
Isn't there anything else?
[05:09] ---
The techniques we mastered in this classroom--
[05:12] ---
we learned anything and everything
to make us expert assassins!
[05:19] ---
Wait--there is that one killer move...
[05:24] ---
Die! Die! Die!
[05:33] ---
Gotcha...!
[05:40] ---
--I swore to your sister...
[05:41] ---
--Let me go!
--I swore to your sister...
[05:42] ---
...that I wouldn't let
any of you out of my grasp.
[05:53] ---
Nagisa...
[05:55] ---
Nagisa...
[06:13] ---
I can't let you say it, Kayano--
that it was all an act.
[06:25] ---
Our memories here...
the fun times we all had together...
[06:35] ---
I can't let you say that the only thing
ever on your mind was revenge.
[06:43] ---
Koro Sensei?
[06:45] ---
Will this work?
[06:47] ---
Full marks, Nagisa!
[06:48] ---
They'll come out now!
[07:00] ---
Does this mean Kayano is all right now?
[07:04] ---
Yes... probably.
[07:06] ---
She'll need absolute rest for a while.
[07:11] ---
Hey, Prince Charming!
Shutting her down with a kiss, eh? Nice!
[07:15] ---
I thought it was a good way
to make her forget her bloodlust.
[07:19] ---
I'll apologize to her later.
[07:22] ---
Fifteen hits on a ten-second kiss?
You're not there yet.
[07:27] ---
"Hits"?
[07:28] ---
I trained you on forced,
indiscriminate French kisses.
[07:32] ---
You should have been able to make 40.
[07:34] ---
Hmm. Twenty-five's tight for me.
[07:36] ---
--Yeah.
--God, I hate this place.
[07:39] ---
I can just about make it to 20.
[07:43] ---
Koro Sensei!
[07:46] ---
I'm fine. It'll just take a while
for my heart to recover.
[07:52] ---
I'm sure there's something
you'd like to hear me say,
[07:55] ---
but please, wait just a little longer.
[08:01] ---
Quit playing up the deathbed angle.
[08:03] ---
You're still alive enough to dodge.
[08:06] ---
Shiro...
[08:08] ---
Useless girl.
[08:11] ---
She'd give her own life
for that revenge narrative of hers--
[08:14] ---
you'd think she could have done
a bit better than this.
[08:19] ---
You're quite the monster.
[08:21] ---
Just how many assassins have you
driven away in a single year?
[08:26] ---
But there are still two of them right here.
[08:32] ---
I'm the last one.
[08:35] ---
You took everything away...
[08:38] ---
...and I'll make you pay for it with your life.
[08:41] ---
The genius scientist,
with cloaked face and altered voice...
[08:46] ---
So it is you... Yanagisawa.
[08:51] ---
Come, 2.0.
[08:54] ---
March will bring a perfect death
for an accursed life.
[09:02] ---
What's with him?
[09:09] ---
I...
[09:11] ---
Kayano... thank goodness.
[09:15] ---
Kayano... are you okay?
[09:17] ---
Uh-huh...
[09:19] ---
Kayano...
[09:23] ---
It was pure bloodlust at first...
[09:26] ---
But as I spent time with Koro Sensei,
[09:30] ---
I started losing my conviction
in that bloodlust.
[09:33] ---
Like, doesn't this teacher have
some circumstances I don't know about?
[09:38] ---
And shouldn't I find out
what they are before I kill him?
[09:42] ---
But that's when the bloodlust
in my tentacles swelled forth.
[09:46] ---
They wouldn't let me not do it.
[09:50] ---
How dumb.
[09:52] ---
Everyone was genuinely
enjoying their assassinations
[09:55] ---
while I wasted the whole year
on plain old revenge.
[10:02] ---
Kayano...
[10:04] ---
Once you taught me this hairstyle,
[10:08] ---
I stopped fretting about my long hair.
[10:12] ---
And like you said,
[10:14] ---
everyone liked the name "Koro Sensei"
--we've been using it all year.
[10:19] ---
It doesn't matter what you were after.
[10:22] ---
We all made you our friend, together.
[10:27] ---
No matter how much you suffered on your own,
[10:29] ---
we can't let you say it was all an act--
[10:31] ---
"My Plan (Secret)"
we can't let you say it was all an act--
[10:32] ---
we can't let you say it was all an act--
[10:32] ---
not all those days you were
smiling right there with us.
[10:38] ---
Koro Sensei promised to tell us
everything once we were all together.
[10:42] ---
He's not a saint. We know
he doesn't always do the right thing.
[10:48] ---
But let's hear him out--all of us, together.
[10:53] ---
Yeah...
[10:56] ---
Thank you... I can stop acting now.
[11:05] ---
Koro Sensei...
[11:07] ---
Whatever's in your past...
We'll accept it, as long as it's the truth.
[11:16] ---
I wanted never to talk about
my past if I could help it.
[11:22] ---
But I see I have to.
[11:25] ---
I don't want to lose your trust,
the bond we share.
[11:32] ---
This past summer, on that southern island,
[11:34] ---
Mr. Karasuma said of Miss Irina,
[11:38] ---
"The better the assassin,
the broader her skill set."
[11:41] ---
I think that's relevant here.
[11:45] ---
This E Class is the first I've ever taught.
[11:50] ---
Even so, I've managed to
teach you just about every subject
[11:53] ---
without a hitch.
[11:56] ---
Why do you think that is?
[12:00] ---
Don't tell me...
[12:01] ---
That's right:
[12:03] ---
Until two years ago,
I was the assassin known as the Reaper.
[12:09] ---
And one more thing...
[12:11] ---
Even if you do nothing, I'll die come March.
[12:15] ---
Either I die alone or the earth dies with me:
[12:19] ---
That's the only part of the future
an assassination can change.
[12:31] ---
The super-creature began to speak
[12:35] ---
of the human memories he had hidden away.
[12:39] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
"by Kaede Kayano"
[12:45] ---
He grew up trusting only in death.
[12:51] ---
Born in the ugly world of the slums,
[12:53] ---
the only truth he could rely on even as a child
[12:59] ---
was that if you kill people, they die.
[13:02] ---
So he chose the path of an assassin.
[13:07] ---
It was his calling.
[13:11] ---
The mighty he killed with knowledge.
[13:14] ---
The intelligent he killed
with strength and skills.
[13:18] ---
Those gifted with both he enticed
with his personal magnetism.
[13:23] ---
When he had killed a thousand victims,
[13:26] ---
he was given the nickname "the Reaper."
[13:35] ---
Watch how you handle him.
[13:37] ---
Assume there's a danger
of him killing you in any setting.
[13:42] ---
Though this is a pretty sad state
for any assassin to be in.
[13:47] ---
Clear-headed and tough-bodied.
[13:50] ---
No family registry means
no one will complain if he dies.
[13:54] ---
He's perfect for this experiment--
exactly why we got him.
[14:01] ---
Listen up, guinea pig.
[14:03] ---
The new life of legendary assassin the Reaper
[14:07] ---
will consist of day after day of
dawn-to-dusk experiments on your body.
[14:38] ---
Wow! Who knew?
[14:39] ---
You look like such a kind person!
[14:43] ---
Someone pressed into service
as my monitor, eh?
[14:46] ---
Right? I won't do anything--
could you get me out of here?
[14:51] ---
No can do. If I'm killed, I'll die, y'know.
[14:56] ---
This woman...
[14:57] ---
I might just be able to use her.
[15:01] ---
But there's one thing that's bothering me...
[15:04] ---
"The 8/10th"
What's with that shirt?!
[15:06] ---
Aguri Yukimura. Nice to meet you!
[15:11] ---
ATPase, rebalance phase...
[15:14] ---
Give him 40 units of SOD inhibitor.
[15:17] ---
Yes, sir.
[15:23] ---
They're wide open...
[15:25] ---
...but if I kill them now,
it'll just complicate my escape.
[15:35] ---
Good job today.
[15:44] ---
Let me know once you've
rested a bit and I'll check your vitals.
[15:50] ---
Again with the dorky shirts, Miss Yukimura?
[15:53] ---
Not this one, too?!
[15:55] ---
I thought it'd be a breath
of fresh air in your solitary lifestyle!
[15:58] ---
Honestly, it ticks me off.
[16:00] ---
And I like this brand, too...
[16:02] ---
They don't go over well
with my students, either.
[16:06] ---
--Students?
--Aguri!
[16:09] ---
Just how long does a simple data check take?!
[16:11] ---
I-I'm sorry, Kotaro--
[16:16] ---
I'm only marrying you out of pity,
[16:18] ---
since your father's one of our subcontractors!
[16:21] ---
Now repay that kindness!
[16:23] ---
Follow my orders with utmost effort
and whole-hearted devotion!
[16:29] ---
Later, guinea pig...
[16:32] ---
See you tomorrow.
[16:40] ---
Generating antimatter within life:
[16:44] ---
That was the core of Yanagisawa's research.
[16:48] ---
He'd splice the particle acceleration cycle
needed to create antimatter
[16:52] ---
into the life cycle,
[16:54] ---
starting up the cells' engines
with that colossal energy.
[16:59] ---
--Yanagisawa?
--Hmm?
[17:01] ---
My hands and feet are pretty numb.
[17:04] ---
And I'm getting chills.
[17:06] ---
That's Mr. Yanagisawa!
[17:08] ---
Tch. Peripheral neuropathy, eh?
[17:12] ---
Perhaps we should stop giving the alkaloid?
[17:14] ---
--If I can skillfully control the experiment myself,
--Yeah. If it starts affecting high-molecular-weight polymerization,
[17:18] ---
--I can boost the probability of success even further.
--this'll all be for nothing.
[17:22] ---
I'll gain a destructive power
beyond all human reckoning.
[17:29] ---
Wow, so much on my checklist today!
[17:33] ---
Better hurry it along
or I'll get smacked around again.
[17:35] ---
And that's a problem?
[17:38] ---
Well, kind of.
[17:39] ---
I'm actually a teacher--
I can't be getting stupid.
[17:44] ---
A teacher?
[17:45] ---
Aguri!
[17:46] ---
How many times do I have to tell you:
Don't keep me waiting!
[17:48] ---
I'm sorry--I'll do it right now!
[17:50] ---
Your stamina and your clerical skills
are all you're good for!
[17:53] ---
Can't you observe one lousy guinea pig?!
[17:56] ---
Maybe I'll have to beat it into--
[18:07] ---
Mr. Reaper... what did you do?
[18:10] ---
I've immobilized him, that's all.
[18:12] ---
Now you can still teach tomorrow, right?
[18:18] ---
After he had spent about
three months in this place,
[18:21] ---
the killer and the teacher were
as open to each other as old friends.
[18:27] ---
Quadratic equations?
[18:29] ---
You have to dress it up
a little more or it'll feel too easy.
[18:32] ---
That goes double for
students at a college-prep school.
[18:36] ---
Urgh... The professional teacher,
schooled by an assassin...
[18:41] ---
You're better suited to be
a teacher than I am, Mr. Reaper.
[18:44] ---
Well, I can play a college professor
if work demands it.
[18:48] ---
But I'm not cut out for teaching.
[18:53] ---
I had a pupil once... but he betrayed me.
[18:58] ---
That's how I wound up here.
[19:04] ---
Now the Reaper's name
and all his skills are mine alone.
[19:09] ---
And that's not all.
[19:11] ---
Lately I've mastered a disguise skill
that even you don't have.
[19:16] ---
Farewell, my teacher...
You never did see my face, did you?
[19:23] ---
I don't understand.
[19:25] ---
I had developed his abilities
and supervised him almost perfectly...
[19:32] ---
I think I get it.
[19:35] ---
Your student probably
just wanted to be seen--by you.
[19:41] ---
But I did see him.
[19:43] ---
Closely observing
someone's abilities and personality
[19:46] ---
is key to winning them over.
[19:52] ---
Break time's over, guinea pig.
[19:55] ---
Get back on the restraint table.
We're doing more testing.
[20:01] ---
The subject's body is
starting to undergo strange changes.
[20:04] ---
Only natural, given the
enormous energy within.
[20:07] ---
If he were to rebel...
[20:08] ---
If he's planning on making
a run for it, he'll take Aguri hostage.
[20:12] ---
Huh?
[20:13] ---
She's a docile and
reasonably capable guinea pig
[20:15] ---
whose death no one would mourn.
[20:19] ---
In other words, a sacrifice to gauge his malice.
[20:31] ---
Rejection response is within expectations.
[20:34] ---
You may let him be.
[20:45] ---
She was to be a living sacrifice.
[20:49] ---
The Reaper was turning into
something that wasn't human.
[20:54] ---
And though she senses these things...
[20:56] ---
...she asks no unnecessary questions.
[21:06] ---
Good job again today.
[21:08] ---
Once you've rested a bit,
I'll check your vitals.
[21:12] ---
Then we can have a chat, like always.
[21:16] ---
She just looks straight ahead
and smiles peacefully. Like always.
[21:23] ---
Oh... so this is what "seeing" is.
[21:30] ---
Yes, let's.
[21:31] ---
*In the big window where the dappled sunlight shines gently in
*Yes, let's.
[21:31] ---
*In the big window where the dappled sunlight shines gently in
*Where are those exam questions?
[21:34] ---
*In the big window where the dappled sunlight shines gently in
*The legendary killer who'd never shown himself to anyone
[21:38] ---
*In the big window where the dappled sunlight shines gently in
*knew for the first time the happiness in being seen.
[21:43] ---
The day I met you felt so far away
[21:46] ---
*The day I met you felt so far away
*The seasons changed yet again.
[21:49] ---
*The day I met you felt so far away
*Her new batch of students
[21:51] ---
*The day I met you felt so far away
*met as Class 3-E of Kunugigaoka Junior High...
[21:55] ---
*The memories I've arranged little by little keep me warm
*met as Class 3-E of Kunugigaoka Junior High...
[21:57] ---
The memories I've arranged little by little keep me warm
...two weeks before the crescent moon came to be.
[22:06] ---
A small room, hearts connecting:
you taught me gently
[22:18] ---
Once this season comes for me, I won't be able
[22:30] ---
To search out your figure anymore
[22:36] ---
I'll never forget
[22:41] ---
Until the day I can see you again
16 - Past Time
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[00:06] ---
Antimatter: A mere 0.1 gram puts off
as much energy as an atomic bomb.
[00:13] ---
Yanagisawa's research
had enabled continuous generation
[00:16] ---
by splicing the antimatter particle
acceleration cycle into a living being.
[00:22] ---
Legendary assassin the Reaper spent his days
[00:25] ---
undergoing these experiments.
[00:28] ---
The antimatter energy that had
begun circulating within his body
[00:32] ---
had replaced his body tissue
with tough and flexible structures.
[00:38] ---
Yanagisawa called them "tentacles,"
and, fearing them,
[00:41] ---
reinforced the restraint table
[00:43] ---
and left the dangerous monitoring
entirely to Aguri Yukimura.
[00:48] ---
And so she knew.
[00:50] ---
She knew the Reaper
knew neither his real name
[00:53] ---
nor the day he was born,
[00:55] ---
and that his kind words and smiles
were studied--as means to a kill.
[01:01] ---
And he knew.
[01:03] ---
He knew there was no love
between her and her fiancé, Yanagisawa,
[01:08] ---
and that she had a little sister,
a keen actor, of whom she was proud.
[01:12] ---
It had already been nearly
a year since the two had met.
[01:16] ---
Along the way, this room had
become a space for them to chat.
[01:27] ---
"16th Period: Past Time"
"by Hinano Kurahashi"
[01:32] ---
Oh, right! Check out the new
undershirt I bought today!
[01:36] ---
You never learn, do you.
[01:38] ---
No sense dragging down womankind
with your tasteless clothes.
[01:41] ---
Ta-da! An ogre-patterned tube top!
[01:45] ---
It's a tad tight, but way stylish, right?
[01:54] ---
Um...
[01:55] ---
I knew it. It's weird.
[01:57] ---
--I just thought it was cute, so--
--No, no! This is, uh...
[02:00] ---
Could the experiments be doing this?
[02:04] ---
Some honest tentacles you have there.
[02:06] ---
Huh?
[02:07] ---
The way those hands can take on any shape--
[02:10] ---
they might just reflect
who you yourself would like to be.
[02:14] ---
Me?
[02:15] ---
Had you been born in a peaceful world,
[02:18] ---
you'd've been smart, but slightly perverted,
a tad doofy, petty, headstrong,
[02:24] ---
and able to pull off
an honest-to-goodness kind smile.
[02:34] ---
Hey, Akari, I found some time
this evening. Want to grab dinner?
[02:38] ---
Never mind that--you sound so dang cheerful!
[02:42] ---
Who's the new guy?
[02:44] ---
Wh-What are you saying? I'm engaged!
[02:47] ---
Oh, so what. Cut that
two-faced tyrant loose already.
[02:52] ---
Listen here...
[02:52] ---
But sure. I gotta hear about
this guy who's caught your eye.
[02:57] ---
So we're on?
[02:58] ---
Yup! Your treat!
[02:59] ---
Sheesh...
[03:03] ---
A present?
[03:04] ---
Uh-huh. You were saying your neck was cold.
[03:08] ---
This covers a good-sized area,
and it's snazzy, too.
[03:11] ---
Uh, thanks.
[03:12] ---
I see you find it unsatisfactory.
[03:15] ---
No, it's just... why a present out of the blue?
[03:20] ---
Today marks a year since I met you.
[03:23] ---
If you don't know the day
you were born, why not make it today?
[03:29] ---
You've lent me your ear so many times
and given me so much advice.
[03:34] ---
As my thanks for meeting you,
please let me give you a birthday.
[03:41] ---
I'll take it.
[03:43] ---
Wonderful!
[03:46] ---
But I guess I can't give you this, huh.
[03:49] ---
Not as long as this wall's here. And...
[03:53] ---
Yanagisawa wants me to quit
my teaching job to work here full-time.
[03:59] ---
The students in my last E Class...
[04:01] ---
I never did manage to
put that spark in their eyes after all.
[04:07] ---
I'm still too green
for these new kids... and yet...
[04:14] ---
But my students really are all good kids!
[04:18] ---
All so unique, and earnest, and genuine!
[04:23] ---
And that's why I want that job, to help them.
[04:29] ---
Because I like them all...
[04:33] ---
Mr. Reaper...
[04:35] ---
I want to touch you.
[04:37] ---
You've been my rock.
[04:40] ---
I want you to give me the strength
to hang in there this final year...
[04:55] ---
Before he knew it, his false smile
had become the real thing.
[05:14] ---
It's all right. You can do it.
[05:21] ---
Yeah.
[05:22] ---
The first time they touched
[05:25] ---
was three hours before
the crescent moon came to be.
[05:50] ---
The moon?!
[05:52] ---
Yes--70 percent destroyed!
[05:55] ---
A lab rat on the lunar surface
experienced a discharge
[05:57] ---
of antimatter energy!
[05:59] ---
So cell division exceeded natural limits, eh?
[06:03] ---
Calculate the day this same
phenomenon would occur in a human!
[06:07] ---
Yes, sir!
[06:09] ---
Got it: March 13 of next year!
[06:13] ---
That's the day he *and
*the entire world will be destroyed.
[06:18] ---
What will we do, sir?
[06:20] ---
Isn't it obvious?
[06:21] ---
We put him down. Should be a cinch,
if we can just stop his heart.
[06:27] ---
Notify our U.S. HQ at once!
[06:29] ---
Yes, sir!
[06:32] ---
Doomed to a cursed death. I had that coming.
[06:37] ---
Don't give up hope!
There may be a way to save--
[06:39] ---
But since I have this power and all...
[06:45] ---
This is goodbye, Aguri.
[06:48] ---
I'm leaving this place.
[06:50] ---
A little earlier than planned,
but this much power is enough.
[06:55] ---
Enough for a place like this.
[06:57] ---
No! No more evil! All this time, we--
[07:01] ---
You'd stop me?
[07:02] ---
Yes!
[07:03] ---
You? How? With those
arms of yours? That brain?
[07:09] ---
Huh?
[07:10] ---
Unless your abilities transcend mine,
you can't stop me or save me.
[07:17] ---
You're not even worth taking hostage.
[07:20] ---
Now leave before you die a pointless death.
[07:33] ---
It's Yukimura. Unlock door 1.
[07:44] ---
Now to try out the powers
I've gained by putting up with torture!
[07:55] ---
What happened to the security system?!
[07:56] ---
I-It's not working!
[07:58] ---
A powerful mucus is jamming the panels!
[08:02] ---
Much obliged, Yanagisawa.
[08:05] ---
I have this invincible body, thanks to you--
[08:08] ---
with some guidance from me, anyway.
[08:12] ---
Is he saying he gamed the experiment?!
[08:15] ---
Kotaro! You have to help him, or else--
[08:19] ---
You bitch!
[08:21] ---
Fawning on any man that comes along?
[08:23] ---
That's my thanks for taking you in?
[08:25] ---
Who do you think you are--you and him both?!
[08:28] ---
Dammit! Get the guards together
and intercept him!
[08:39] ---
Don't push your luck, guinea pig.
[08:42] ---
And don't think we were always
only about the experiments.
[08:56] ---
Fire!
[09:01] ---
If all you're after is a ruptured aorta...
[09:04] ---
...a grain of sand will do the trick.
[09:09] ---
I could have killed
the likes of you at any time.
[09:16] ---
Tentacle mines!
[09:18] ---
A byproduct of antimatter organisms...
[09:21] ---
Attach sensors to control them,
[09:23] ---
and they become weapons
attacking at subsonic speeds;
[09:25] ---
transplanted into humans,
they grant superhuman battle powers!
[09:34] ---
This isn't enough to do me in.
[09:39] ---
K-Kill him!
[09:41] ---
Surround him! Exterminate him!
[09:49] ---
Drop the reinforced acrylic!
[10:29] ---
I'll die in a year regardless.
[10:33] ---
I don't care if I die here.
[10:36] ---
And I don't mind dying with the earth, either.
[10:43] ---
No!
[10:47] ---
If you go that way, there's...
[10:51] ---
...there's no coming back!
[10:54] ---
She had seen everything.
[10:56] ---
Seen everything and was curious about it all.
[11:00] ---
But her being there, seeing me...
[11:04] ---
That's something I hadn't seen.
[11:17] ---
Aguri!
[11:26] ---
Now I've done it.
[11:28] ---
Never thought that trap
would just slither out like that...
[11:32] ---
Why...
[11:33] ---
I had the feeling... my voice
wouldn't be enough to stop you...
[11:39] ---
If I'd noticed 0.1 seconds faster,
I could have protected her.
[11:43] ---
If I'd practiced using my tentacles to heal,
I could have saved her.
[11:47] ---
Why, when I had plenty of time to notice...
[11:52] ---
Why didn't I use my deadly,
destructive strength to help someone?
[11:58] ---
Why? Why?!
[12:02] ---
I may as well have killed you myself.
[12:07] ---
Of course... you didn't...
[12:10] ---
I just did... what I wanted to do...
[12:14] ---
Besides... I don't mind being killed... for you.
[12:20] ---
That's how important you are to me...
[12:23] ---
One day you, too,
will meet someone like that...
[12:28] ---
If you were the one to kill me,
I'd have no regrets.
[12:31] ---
But to think there could be
anyone else like you out there...
[12:39] ---
In this year you have left...
[12:44] ---
...if you would give your time...
go teach those children...
[12:51] ---
Like you... they're wandering in the darkness...
[12:58] ---
If you look at them head-on, I'm sure...
[13:05] ---
What splendid tentacles...
[13:10] ---
With hands like these...
I'm sure you'll be a splendid teacher...
[13:27] ---
I want to keep listening to your story
[13:40] ---
Just like this, forever
[13:43] ---
*Just like this, forever
*So uncool.
[13:45] ---
*Just like this, forever
*At long last, he realized:
[13:48] ---
*Just like this, forever
*Her faults were also part of her charm.
[13:53] ---
Though I know time changes everything
[14:00] ---
*Though I know time changes everything
*I'll use the time I have left to be a teacher.
[14:05] ---
*Though I know time changes everything
*To keep looking, with my eyes,
[14:05] ---
*I want to believe in something that won't go away
*To keep looking, with my eyes,
[14:08] ---
*I want to believe in something that won't go away
*at the students you've been watching.
[14:10] ---
I want to believe in something that won't go away
[14:15] ---
*I want to believe in something that won't go away
*I won't let go of your students, no matter what.
[14:19] ---
*If there's a light illuminating the path of the traveler
*I won't let go of your students, no matter what.
[14:20] ---
If there's a light illuminating the path of the traveler
[14:29] ---
*If there's a light illuminating the path of the traveler
*The tentacles asked me what I wanted to be.
[14:30] ---
"I will withdraw for now, but I can take over as homeroom teacher"
The tentacles asked me what I wanted to be.
[14:31] ---
"for Kunugigaoka Junior High Class 3-E if you want."
The tentacles asked me what I wanted to be.
[14:34] ---
The tentacles asked me what I wanted to be.
[14:35] ---
I want to be weak. To be riddled
with weaknesses, easy to talk to...
[14:41] ---
To be able to perceive the weak,
protect them, guide them...
[14:46] ---
To be that kind of creature...
[14:48] ---
...that kind of teacher.
[14:52] ---
Sometimes I'll be wrong.
[14:53] ---
Sometimes my cold-hearted
true face might even show.
[14:57] ---
But I'll give it my all.
[15:00] ---
I'll aim for her goal in my own way, the way I do best.
[15:03] ---
*I am the waiting moon
*I'll aim for her goal in my own way, the way I do best.
[15:07] ---
I am the waiting moon
[15:08] ---
You found for me the loneliness
[15:15] ---
Within hesitation
[15:18] ---
*Within hesitation
*That's my story.
[15:21] ---
*Within hesitation
*The one who taught me to be a teacher
[15:24] ---
*Within hesitation
*was Miss Aguri Yukimura.
[15:28] ---
To truly look at the people before you
[15:29] ---
*An unexpected tear
*To truly look at the people before you
[15:30] ---
*An unexpected tear
*and respect them as equal human beings,
[15:33] ---
*An unexpected tear
*not to judge them solely on their weaknesses...
[15:34] ---
*Spills from my eye
*not to judge them solely on their weaknesses...
[15:37] ---
*Spills from my eye
*I learned the fundamentals of being a teacher from her.
[15:40] ---
*Blurring the moon's light
*I learned the fundamentals of being a teacher from her.
[15:41] ---
*Blurring the moon's light
*I added my own knowledge and experience
[15:44] ---
*Blurring the moon's light
*and prepared to face you all.
[15:49] ---
*Blurring the moon's light
*I would use my abilities to the fullest
[15:51] ---
*Blurring the moon's light
*to give you the gift of the best growth and development.
[15:52] ---
to give you the gift of the best growth and development.
[15:54] ---
But how best to do that?
[15:58] ---
I racked my brain...
[16:02] ---
...and finally landed on
the assassination classroom,
[16:06] ---
where I'd use what remained of my life.
[16:10] ---
It had been nine months since
Koro Sensei came to the E Class.
[16:13] ---
We'd all grown by leaps and bounds.
[16:16] ---
He really is the best teacher we could have.
[16:21] ---
After Koro Sensei had talked for a half hour
[16:24] ---
about the real reasons he'd become a teacher,
[16:28] ---
our minds were instantly overrun
with memories of our time with him.
[16:34] ---
The frightening times,
[16:36] ---
the infuriating times,
[16:37] ---
the happy times,
[16:39] ---
the fun times,
[16:41] ---
the fun times,
[16:43] ---
the fun times...
[16:46] ---
Now, for the first time, we realized
[16:51] ---
the formidable challenge
we'd had foisted upon us.
[16:56] ---
Do we have to kill this teacher of ours?
[17:04] ---
Say, Karasuma...
[17:07] ---
Do you really know what it means to kill?
[17:13] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
"by Nagisa Shiota"
[17:19] ---
The explosion was set
for this coming March 13--
[17:23] ---
strangely enough,
Kunugigaoka Junior High's graduation day.
[17:29] ---
We rang in the new year. Now it's January 6.
[17:34] ---
The number of students plotting
assassinations during winter break
[17:38] ---
was precisely zero.
[17:43] ---
How're you doing, Kaya--
[17:45] ---
Miss Yukimura?
[17:46] ---
You can call me "Kayano."
"Kaede Kayano" isn't bad at all.
[17:50] ---
So much for your winter break, huh?
Not to mention the holidays.
[17:54] ---
I'll make it back just in time for the new term.
[17:57] ---
How was your time off?
[18:00] ---
None of us could even bring up
the subject of assassination.
[18:05] ---
I'm sorry. It's all my fault.
[18:08] ---
Now that I know the truth,
I've gotten some closure, but...
[18:13] ---
Now the rest of you know
all about Koro Sensei's past.
[18:17] ---
No, Kayano--
[18:19] ---
we had to find out sometime.
[18:22] ---
We all tried so hard not to face facts...
[18:27] ---
...so we could enjoy our fun assassinations
for even just a little longer.
[18:31] ---
Everyone's probably spent the break thinking
[18:35] ---
how we can face our
assassination classroom from now on.
[18:40] ---
Oh! And... I need to apologize
to you, Kayano. About that night.
[18:44] ---
I'm sorry!
[18:46] ---
That's the only thing I could
come up with in the heat of the moment.
[18:52] ---
Are you mad?
[18:55] ---
Heck, no! You saved me.
All I can do is thank you.
[19:00] ---
Thank goodness!
If you'd said we were through...
[19:03] ---
You worry too much. We'll be friends forever.
[19:07] ---
We should get going.
Kayano must be tuckered out.
[19:11] ---
You're right.
[19:13] ---
Bye, Kayano.
[19:14] ---
--See you in a couple days.
--Later!
[19:17] ---
Uh-huh...
[19:20] ---
What's up, Kanzaki?
[19:22] ---
She'd been watching the class
from somewhat of a distance,
[19:25] ---
but now I feel like she's finally
joined us in the same place.
[19:33] ---
Why, that...
[19:35] ---
That... was like being controlled,
personality and all!
[19:39] ---
Now that I know about that...
how can I ever act again?
[19:44] ---
Here I thought I was the
number-one assassin in our class.
[19:47] ---
I don't know about my regular human body,
[19:50] ---
but with my tentacles
and instantaneous firepower,
[19:53] ---
no way could anyone best me as an assassin...
[19:57] ---
And yet...
[19:59] ---
...I got shot through the heart as easy as pie.
[20:04] ---
I'm utterly defeated.
[20:06] ---
There's no better assassin
in our class than Nagisa.
[20:12] ---
I guess now...
I have to play the part of his friend.
[20:19] ---
The third term is upon us, class--
[20:21] ---
"3rd Term Begins! 64 Days Till the Earth's Destruction! Nurufufufu!"
The third term is upon us, class--
[20:22] ---
"3rd Term Begins! 64 Days Till the Earth's Destruction! Nurufufufu!"
let's play hard and kill hard this year, too.
[20:28] ---
"Staff Room"
[20:30] ---
"Staff Room"
You must have known this would happen,
[20:33] ---
that they'd be like this.
[20:36] ---
Especially now, with the
heavy burden you've put on them--
[20:40] ---
can you really carry out your duties as a teacher?
[20:43] ---
"Staff Room"
[20:45] ---
"Staff Room"
If I weren't prepared to be flexible as the situation demanded,
[20:49] ---
"Staff Room"
I wouldn't have become a teacher in the first place.
[20:55] ---
The most foolish kill
[20:58] ---
is to kill recklessly, out of emotion or greed.
[21:02] ---
That's what animals do.
[21:05] ---
Professor Bitch...
[21:06] ---
Next is to kill your feelings
while you kill your target,
[21:13] ---
giving up so very much
in exchange for a bounty.
[21:16] ---
Like I did.
[21:19] ---
You really need to think this through, kids,
[21:22] ---
so you won't kill off
the feelings you hold most dear.
[21:30] ---
"3rd Term Begins! 64 Days Till
the Earth's Destruction! Nurufufufu!" "Boom"
[21:33] ---
So... what?
[21:35] ---
It ain't like you to be callin' us
all together like this, Nagisa.
[21:40] ---
There's something I'd really like to discuss.
[21:42] ---
What is it?
[21:45] ---
I don't know if it's even possible,
[21:49] ---
but I want to find a way
to save Koro Sensei's life.
[21:55] ---
The memories I've arranged
little by little keep me warm
[22:06] ---
A small room, hearts connecting:
you taught me gently
[22:18] ---
Once this season comes for me, I won't be able
[22:30] ---
To search out your figure anymore
[22:36] ---
I'll never forget
[22:41] ---
Until the day I can see you again
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[00:06] ---
I don't know if it's even possible,
[00:10] ---
but I want to find a way
to save Koro Sensei's life.
[00:16] ---
Save it?
[00:18] ---
You mean, a way to keep Koro Sensei
from exploding come March?
[00:23] ---
Where do we start?
[00:24] ---
I don't know yet.
[00:27] ---
I don't know, but...
[00:29] ---
I'm in!
[00:31] ---
I wanna look for tons more
creepy-crawlies with Koro Sensei!
[00:35] ---
Kurahashi...
[00:36] ---
If you hadn't said something,
Nagisa, I would have.
[00:40] ---
I want to repay him.
[00:42] ---
Kataoka...
[00:43] ---
Our assassination work
has gotten us far enough.
[00:47] ---
Let's tackle a whole new challenge!
[00:50] ---
Like launching a new series!
[00:52] ---
We'll regret it if we don't.
[00:54] ---
We should do what we can, at least.
[00:58] ---
You guys...
[01:00] ---
Thank goodness.
[01:01] ---
I'm glad they feel the same way.
[01:04] ---
Amen to that, Okano!
[01:06] ---
I hate to spoil the mood...
[01:10] ---
...but I'm against the idea.
[01:11] ---
Huh?
[01:13] ---
Our bond is one of assassin and target.
Koro Sensei said as much.
[01:18] ---
And I really treasure the bond
we've built over this past year.
[01:24] ---
But that's exactly why...
[01:26] ---
...I think we have to kill him.
[01:29] ---
Nakamura...
[01:38] ---
"Wait, just hang on a sec!"
[01:40] ---
I scream, but it gets me nowhere
[01:43] ---
I put all my strength into being afraid of
[01:46] ---
The limits that just kept on closing in
[01:49] ---
Reality is merciless
[01:51] ---
And time is especially tricky
[01:54] ---
It's like someone's snatching away
the blanket I just can't sleep without
[01:59] ---
We laughed and fretted
[02:05] ---
Over silly things, nonsensical things
[02:10] ---
Once the final bell rings out
[02:16] ---
The fun times will be over, too
[02:20] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:22] ---
365 days' worth of lessons shoved into bags
[02:28] ---
Like always, like it's "see you tomorrow"
[02:31] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:33] ---
365 days' worth of happenings
[02:37] ---
If you've made me an adult,
don't be showing me tears
[02:42] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:43] ---
365 days' worth of memories
[02:47] ---
Even if I grow up some more
[02:50] ---
They still won't fade a bit
[03:03] ---
"17th Period: Discord Time"
"by Taisei Yoshida"
[03:07] ---
You're against it?
[03:08] ---
You say you wanna save him,
but how, exactly?
[03:12] ---
B-But--
[03:13] ---
It's not like we haven't thought about it.
[03:16] ---
But... what if time runs out
before we find a way?
[03:22] ---
You think that octopus'll be happy,
havin' such half-assed students,
[03:25] ---
comin' to such a half-assed ending?
[03:29] ---
--B-But isn't it at least worth consid--
[03:31] ---
--It's always the talented ones,
--B-But isn't it at least worth consid--
[03:34] ---
mistakenly thinking everything'll go their way.
[03:39] ---
Hey, Nagisa, aren't you getting
a tad full of yourself?
[03:43] ---
Huh?
[03:44] ---
Here you are, the most
gifted assassin in the E Class,
[03:48] ---
and you're suggesting we just
quit this assassination?
[03:52] ---
What about the talentless students
[03:54] ---
who've still been trying
their hardest to kill him?
[03:58] ---
To put it another way,
[03:59] ---
it's like a hot woman
telling a bunch of homely ones
[04:02] ---
they should all quit trying
so hard to find boyfriends.
[04:07] ---
Th-That's not what I...
[04:10] ---
Besides, when it comes to assassination,
you're way better than me.
[04:15] ---
You saying that just ticks me off even more.
[04:19] ---
Isn't it more like you're
the worst at understanding
[04:22] ---
how the less powerful feel?
[04:24] ---
No! That's not it!
[04:27] ---
I'm being honest with my feelings!
[04:29] ---
Do you hate Koro Sensei?
[04:32] ---
We saw that movie with him...
and had all kinds of fun!
[04:35] ---
That's just it!
[04:36] ---
That octopus put everything he had
into making a fun classroom
[04:40] ---
that wouldn't turn out lazy losers like you!
[04:42] ---
This classroom couldn't exist
if our bloodlust were blunted!
[04:47] ---
Can't you see all his hard work?
[04:49] ---
Or do you have
little-kid brains to match your body?
[04:54] ---
Oh?
[04:59] ---
Huh? What's with that look?
[05:02] ---
An itty-bitty mouse like you, defying a human?
[05:07] ---
I just...
[05:08] ---
Got something to say?
[05:10] ---
How about you say it after
beating me in a fight for once?
[05:13] ---
I'll gladly take you on. Bring it.
[05:16] ---
C'mon. C'mon! C'mon!
[05:26] ---
A-A flying triangle choke!
[05:29] ---
I...
[05:31] ---
...am not going off half-assed!
[05:33] ---
When did Nagisa learn that?
[05:36] ---
Still...
[05:38] ---
...he's no match for Karma in combat!
[05:43] ---
Why, you...
[05:44] ---
Stop that!
[05:46] ---
What the hell are you two trying to prove?!
[05:48] ---
Urgh! This guy is crazy strong...!
[05:54] ---
Dammit! Chill out already!
[05:58] ---
A junior-high fight? Most excellent!
[06:01] ---
But this classroom is based in assassination--
[06:05] ---
shouldn't you decide things with these?
[06:10] ---
Now the instigator's trying to mediate?!
[06:13] ---
"Blue" "Red"
[06:15] ---
Red and blue paintballs?
[06:18] ---
"Red"
Red for those who want to kill me,
[06:21] ---
"Blue"
blue for those who don't.
[06:23] ---
blue for those who don't.
[06:23] ---
First, everyone will state his or her
position clearly and choose a color.
[06:28] ---
Then you'll do battle here on this mountain.
[06:31] ---
The class will accept
the opinion of the winning team.
[06:37] ---
Win or lose, no grudges allowed!
[06:39] ---
What do you say?
[06:43] ---
You know,
[06:44] ---
"Blue" "Red"
[06:45] ---
"Blue" "Red"
I'll respect your decision, my dear students,
[06:48] ---
"Blue" "Red"
if you give your all to reach it.
[06:50] ---
What I'd hate most is
for this class to end in discord.
[06:56] ---
If you care about me...
just promise me that won't happen.
[07:02] ---
"Blue" "Red"
[07:05] ---
"Blue" "Red"
Well?
[07:10] ---
"Blue" "Red"
[07:10] ---
"Blue" "Red"
All right, we'll settle it with these:
[07:13] ---
All right, we'll settle it with these:
[07:14] ---
kill
[07:16] ---
or don't kill.
[07:22] ---
Okay. I guess I'll choose.
[07:26] ---
Me, too.
[07:28] ---
Working so hard toward that insta-kill shot...
[07:31] ---
I think we've come a long way.
[07:33] ---
As for who--or what--brought us this far?
[07:37] ---
"Red"
We don't want to take our eyes off that target.
[07:40] ---
"Red"
And so...
[07:41] ---
...we want to keep going.
[07:43] ---
"Ryunosuke Chiba, Rinka Hayami: 'Kill'"
[07:45] ---
Chiba... Hayami...
[07:47] ---
When I tried to kill
Koro Sensei? I regretted it.
[07:53] ---
I wanted him to live longer.
[07:58] ---
It must run in the family--
[08:00] ---
"Blue"
my sister must've thought the same way.
[08:03] ---
"Blue"
And that's why I...
[08:04] ---
And that's why I...
[08:05] ---
I want to keep Koro Sensei safe.
[08:07] ---
"Kaede Kayano: 'Don't Kill'"
[08:10] ---
Does having a thing for assassins
run in the family, too?
[08:14] ---
The power of science is infinite!
[08:16] ---
If it can destroy,
then surely it can protect, too!
[08:20] ---
Besides, it's not like there's no hope at all.
[08:23] ---
If we all come together,
we can see for ourselves.
[08:26] ---
"Kotaro Takebayashi, Manami Okuda:
'Don't Kill'"
[08:28] ---
Us hands-on types see the assassination
itself as our graduation project.
[08:36] ---
If Koro Sensei's gonna die when time runs out,
[08:38] ---
we'd sooner show him our finest masterpiece.
[08:41] ---
"Taiga Okajima, Sosuke Sugaya,
Koki Mimura: 'Kill'"
[08:43] ---
Koro Sensei's the one who told me
[08:45] ---
to be an assassin
worthy of the name "Justice."
[08:48] ---
I'll take that advice.
[08:51] ---
"Masayoshi Kimura: 'Kill'"
[08:53] ---
I'd like him to keep giving us more advice.
[08:58] ---
"Yukiko Kanzaki: 'Don't Kill'"
[08:59] ---
The planet's life or our teacher's life?
[09:03] ---
You could weigh the two
until the cows come home.
[09:07] ---
Let's cut the crap and kill him.
[09:09] ---
"Kirara Hazama: 'Kill'"
[09:10] ---
I want to be true to my own feelings.
Isn't that enough?
[09:16] ---
"Toka Yada: 'Don't Kill'"
[09:18] ---
Of course it is!
[09:20] ---
Me and him, we're simple guys at heart:
[09:23] ---
we want to save him because
we want to save him! Right?
[09:26] ---
Yeah, though I do want to
respect everyone else's opinions.
[09:30] ---
"Yuma Isogai, Hiroto Maehara: 'Don't Kill'"
[09:32] ---
"Red"
I'm simple, too. I joined this class to kill him.
[09:36] ---
In coming to kill him, I met you guys.
[09:41] ---
It's fun, spending our days
trying to kill Koro Sensei.
[09:43] ---
And that's reason enough for me.
[09:46] ---
"Itona Horibe: 'Kill'"
[09:48] ---
Killing Koro Sensei may be my prime directive,
[09:53] ---
but after many repeated thoughts and actions,
[09:56] ---
I've come to recognize that the target's death
[09:59] ---
would be our greatest loss.
[10:03] ---
It's difficult to determine the correct
decision with my current specs.
[10:09] ---
In the spirit of cooperation,
I will remain neutral.
[10:12] ---
"Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery:
Neutral"
[10:15] ---
I was in the don't-kill camp...
[10:18] ---
...but after hearing everyone's
thoughts, I'm not so sure.
[10:22] ---
Koro Sensei, killing you
doesn't mean we hate you, right?
[10:28] ---
Of course not, Okano.
[10:30] ---
In fact, when I'm being killed
is when I feel closest to you all.
[10:36] ---
In that case... Sorry, Nagisa.
[10:39] ---
I think my feelings
are closer to these guys' here.
[10:42] ---
"Hinata Okano: 'Kill'"
[10:44] ---
Uh-huh...
[10:46] ---
I'm ashamed to have been
so full of my own opinions.
[10:54] ---
"Nagisa Shiota: 'Don't Kill'"
[10:57] ---
"Karma Akabane: 'Kill'"
[11:00] ---
Hmph!
[11:01] ---
"Blue" "Red"
[11:03] ---
Aw, man... they're totally fighting, all right.
[11:06] ---
"Tomohito Sugino: 'Don't Kill'"
[11:08] ---
You know, I've been wondering...
[11:11] ---
Hmm?
[11:12] ---
Those two have been friends
a long time, right?
[11:15] ---
Yeah, they've been classmates since
our first year, and they hang out a lot.
[11:21] ---
Well, for all that...
[11:22] ---
...there's still this space between them.
[11:25] ---
It's like they treat each other
like guests or something.
[11:29] ---
Even the way they talk to each other...
[11:32] ---
"Blue" "Red"
[11:33] ---
"Blue" "Red"
Okay--we've all picked sides.
[11:43] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
"by Karma Akabane"
[11:48] ---
Steal the other team's flag
or wipe them out to win.
[11:53] ---
I'll be the referee.
[11:55] ---
I'll make calls and watch for zombies
and other illegal plays from the midpoint.
[12:00] ---
Otherwise, I'll pretend I don't know
where you're attacking from,
[12:05] ---
so don't worry.
[12:07] ---
Even if they stick with
the assassination, doubts and all,
[12:09] ---
I know they won't succeed.
[12:12] ---
It's one big gamble whether the class
can even focus on assassination again.
[12:19] ---
All right: let the intraclass
assassination survival game...
[12:24] ---
...begin!
[12:27] ---
"Blue: Kotaro Takebayashi" "Blue: Meg Kataoka" "Dead"
Dead at the gate?!
[12:30] ---
Damn... spotted us just as
we were getting into position!
[12:34] ---
Even though a BB's arc
goes off course after 50 meters...
[12:38] ---
Fear Chiba's and Hayami's
super-long-distance snipe!
[12:43] ---
Whoa...
[12:44] ---
You've brought them up
to be monumental killers.
[12:47] ---
Yes--and not just those two, either.
[12:51] ---
You keep on aiming, Chiba...
[12:53] ---
--Ack!
--Whoa!
[12:57] ---
"Red: Taiga Okajima" "Red: Ryunosuke Chiba" "Dead"
[12:57] ---
"Red: Taiga Okajima" "Red: Ryunosuke Chiba" "Dead"
No way... I had no idea--none!
[13:00] ---
"Red: Taiga Okajima" "Red: Ryunosuke Chiba" "Dead"
I'd forgotten...
[13:02] ---
Kanzaki's an ace at this online war game.
[13:08] ---
I started playing to help in assassination
and eventually mastered it.
[13:12] ---
I'm glad I did.
[13:13] ---
It comes in handy for helping people.
[13:16] ---
"Red: Sosuke Sugaya"
"Dead"
[13:17] ---
Yukiko... She's sure been hiding
her light under a bushel.
[13:20] ---
Yes, and she has a truly proper battle style.
[13:24] ---
A frontal breakthrough
on this field is extremely difficult,
[13:28] ---
so normally you'd circle around
from the outside and attack.
[13:32] ---
However...
[13:37] ---
That's right--you trained on
a virtual battlefield, didn't you.
[13:42] ---
But if you're coming after
one of our key positions,
[13:46] ---
all I need to do is lie in wait
for you along the way.
[13:54] ---
"Blue: Yukiko Kanzaki"
"Dead"
[13:56] ---
Come in, red team. I'll take the lead.
[14:00] ---
Mimura, see that high point
to Mr. Karasuma's right?
[14:05] ---
Head there.
[14:07] ---
Okay!
[14:08] ---
Don't let anyone see you.
[14:10] ---
Terasaka, you and the other two stooges
are on defense at Face Rock.
[14:14] ---
It'll be big trouble if they
make it past there, so play it tight.
[14:17] ---
Gettin' used again, huh?
[14:18] ---
Shut it!
[14:21] ---
Ah, well done out there.
[14:23] ---
How careless, to be killed right at the start.
[14:27] ---
It was probably on Karma's orders.
[14:30] ---
So all this time...
[14:32] ---
...that red-headed kid's
had the most up his sleeve?
[14:38] ---
Karma! I'm in position!
[14:40] ---
Okay. You should see the enemies'
positions pretty well from there.
[14:44] ---
I'll give orders to the team
once you report on those.
[14:47] ---
Mimura's unassuming looks
are perfect for covert ops,
[14:51] ---
plus his producer's eye
makes for a wide field of view.
[14:54] ---
Hence his knack for reconnaissance in force--
[14:57] ---
--not that anyone in our class ever noticed.
[15:00] ---
--Sugino and Fuwa, I think, in the forest on the right flank.
--not that anyone in our class ever noticed.
[15:02] ---
--Sugino and Fuwa, I think, in the forest on the right flank.
[15:03] ---
Nice, Mimura. Next up, Hazama. Advance.
[15:13] ---
"Blue: Tomohito Sugino" "Blue: Yuzuki Fuwa" "Dead"
[15:14] ---
"Blue: Tomohito Sugino" "Blue: Yuzuki Fuwa" "Dead"
Where'd Hazama come from?!
[15:20] ---
Use me as a sacrifice, will you?
[15:22] ---
I'll be cursing you later, Karma.
[15:23] ---
"Red: Kirara Hazama" "Dead"
I'll be cursing you later, Karma.
[15:25] ---
Muscling the slim Hazama in there like that...
[15:28] ---
Karma must have expected
a simultaneous strike.
[15:31] ---
Yeah... but Hazama sucks at fighting,
and she took down two--
[15:36] ---
one of them Sugino,
the close-combat superstar.
[15:40] ---
We need a surprise attack
when the enemy's ranks are in shambles.
[15:44] ---
Okano?
[15:45] ---
On it!
[15:49] ---
"Blue: Hinano Kurahashi" "Dead"
Huh?
[15:51] ---
Hinano!
[15:53] ---
I lost the Battle of the Hinas!
[15:58] ---
Nicely done, Kayano! Holding out on us, huh?
[16:02] ---
Where were those moves in gym class?!
[16:05] ---
I trained plenty for my acting job.
[16:08] ---
Now, without the pain of those tentacles,
[16:11] ---
I can actually focus!
[16:13] ---
Rats!
[16:15] ---
I'll keep Koro Sensei safe!
[16:21] ---
Wish we'd seen this earnest side
of you sooner, Kayano.
[16:26] ---
While you were working hard on your own,
[16:28] ---
we were all polishing up the
for-realsies parts of ourselves, too.
[16:32] ---
Whatever we end up doing
because of this battle,
[16:36] ---
this time we're all being earnest together.
[16:40] ---
Okie-doke! Later!
[16:42] ---
Oh--remind me to get your autograph!
[16:47] ---
"Blue: Kaede Kayano"
"Dead"
[16:49] ---
All right! Let's keep this up
and take down another couple-three!
[16:52] ---
Huh? But Karma said to hit and run!
[16:56] ---
Check that out:
[16:57] ---
It's Hara, and she's wide open!
[17:00] ---
Tonight's rations, here I come!
[17:04] ---
A homemade trap I worked on
at night. Mama's mighty!
[17:08] ---
The unarmed Hara must have
looked like some tasty prey.
[17:11] ---
Can't do a thing now, can you?
[17:13] ---
Hey, no butt-cutting!
[17:13] ---
"Red: Hinata Okano" "Red: Masayoshi Kimura" "Dead"
Hey, no butt-cutting!
[17:16] ---
He got ahead of himself.
[17:18] ---
Why can't people just do as they're told?
[17:21] ---
Ah, well. Should your lieutenant
finish things off, then?
[17:26] ---
I can use the stooges, right?
[17:28] ---
You know me so well. Much obliged.
[17:32] ---
Oh! Over there!
[17:34] ---
I thought our formation had been leaked,
and sure enough--they see us!
[17:39] ---
"Red: Koki Mimura" "Dead"
[17:40] ---
"Red: Koki Mimura" "Dead"
Both sides are down to half their strength.
[17:43] ---
Time to think about flag-capturing tactics.
[17:47] ---
"Blue: Sumire Hara" "Dead"
Time to think about flag-capturing tactics.
[17:48] ---
I've been putting all my strategies into play
[17:50] ---
"Survivor Count"
I've been putting all my strategies into play
[17:50] ---
"Survivor Count"
knowing it would come to this.
[17:53] ---
"Survivor Count"
We took down Kataoka and Takebayashi
[17:56] ---
"Survivor Count"
to rob the enemy of strategic options.
[17:59] ---
That's why I have Hayami
posted at our most crucial spot.
[18:06] ---
Guard it right, now, Itona.
[18:12] ---
Whoa!
[18:13] ---
Tch!
[18:14] ---
Chiba can shoot farther
and hits the target more often,
[18:16] ---
but her kinetic vision and
sense of balance are miles better.
[18:20] ---
An active battlefield like this
is where she really shines.
[18:25] ---
That Hayami is bad news!
[18:27] ---
Gotta approach carefully...
[18:29] ---
"Isogai"
Even if we attack from the opposite side,
[18:30] ---
"Terasaka"
Even if we attack from the opposite side,
[18:32] ---
we'll have to break through Terasaka's solid defenses,
[18:36] ---
and the area around the flag is within Hayami's range!
[18:37] ---
"Hayami"
and the area around the flag is within Hayami's range!
[18:40] ---
We'll have to take Hayami out first!
[18:43] ---
Hayami, Itona. They'll be
coming in droves soon enough.
[18:47] ---
Slow them down, at least.
And if you can, eliminate them.
[18:50] ---
Roger.
[18:52] ---
Nakamura, once the firefight starts,
you step in and finish it.
[18:56] ---
Gotcha.
[18:57] ---
I'm counting on you, meat wall!
[18:59] ---
Say what?!
[19:00] ---
While they're scuffling with Rinka,
I'll rush in with you as my shield.
[19:05] ---
Once you three are dead, I'll have
plenty of time to get to the flag.
[19:10] ---
So you're sacrificing us?
Geez, you'll stop at nothing!
[19:15] ---
Well, duh!
[19:16] ---
I want to win this battle properly
and kill Koro Sensei as a class!
[19:25] ---
Nakamura, you wanted to be
a dummy, so you did dumb stuff,
[19:31] ---
and joined the "kill" camp first outta
some sense of duty to protect our bond.
[19:36] ---
Y'know, you might be the most
no-nonsense one outta all of us.
[19:40] ---
Hmph.
[19:42] ---
The plan's as ready as it'll ever be.
The only disconcerting thing...
[19:47] ---
...would be Nagisa,
who even Mimura couldn't find.
[19:51] ---
Okay, guys, forget about defense.
[19:54] ---
We go after Hayami and Itona
with everything we've got.
[19:56] ---
If we kill those two, Karma'll be
the only one guarding the flag!
[20:00] ---
Let's settle this once and for all!
[20:03] ---
Now. We're going in, too!
[20:07] ---
Hah!
[20:08] ---
"Blue: Manami Okuda" "Dead"
[20:09] ---
"Blue: Manami Okuda" "Dead"
Surround them from the left!
[20:11] ---
Surround them from the left!
[20:11] ---
Isogai's in the lead? If I can just
take him down, this is as good as won!
[20:17] ---
"Blue: Yuma Isogai"
"Dead"
[20:18] ---
I hate conflict, and I've never once
shot better than Rinka.
[20:25] ---
But just this one shot--for Koro Sensei!
[20:30] ---
"Red: Rinka Hayami" "Dead"
[20:30] ---
"Red: Rinka Hayami" "Dead"
Yada...?
[20:32] ---
I got her!
[20:33] ---
And I got got...
[20:34] ---
"Blue: Toka Yada"
"Dead"
[20:39] ---
"Red: Itona Horibe"
"Dead"
[20:42] ---
I knew I was more of a knife guy...
[20:45] ---
No way can I hit you guys with a gun.
[20:48] ---
Damn! They got you?!
[20:50] ---
Doesn't matter: now the flag's underguarded.
[20:53] ---
Nakamura--go get it.
[20:55] ---
You bet!
[21:05] ---
A-A back attack at point-blank range?
[21:08] ---
It came so suddenly--and out of nowhere!
[21:11] ---
There wasn't anyone there until just now!
[21:31] ---
In the big window where
the dappled sunlight shines gently in
[21:43] ---
The day I met you felt so far away
[21:55] ---
The memories I've arranged
little by little keep me warm
[22:06] ---
A small room, hearts connecting:
you taught me gently
[22:18] ---
Once this season comes for me, I won't be able
[22:31] ---
To search out your figure anymore
[22:36] ---
I'll never forget
[22:42] ---
Until the day I can see you again
18 - Outcome Time
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[00:15] ---
A-A back attack at point-blank range?
[00:18] ---
It came so suddenly--and out of nowhere!
[00:21] ---
There wasn't anyone there until just now!
[00:26] ---
I get it...
[00:28] ---
So he was blending in with Mr. Karasuma?
[00:31] ---
The only one to use Self-Defense Force camo--
[00:34] ---
and he waited for his prey
at the perfect sniping point!
[00:40] ---
Gotcha!
[00:46] ---
"Blue: Hiroto Maehara"
"Dead"
[00:48] ---
That's why I get so antsy--
because he pulls stunts like that.
[00:52] ---
Now we're one-on-one...
[00:54] ---
Let's finish this, Nagisa.
[01:03] ---
"Wait, just hang on a sec!"
[01:05] ---
I scream, but it gets me nowhere
[01:09] ---
I put all my strength into being afraid of
[01:11] ---
The limits that just kept on closing in
[01:14] ---
Reality is merciless
[01:16] ---
And time is especially tricky
[01:19] ---
It's like someone's snatching away
the blanket I just can't sleep without
[01:24] ---
We laughed and fretted
[01:30] ---
Over silly things, nonsensical things
[01:35] ---
Once the final bell rings out
[01:41] ---
The fun times will be over, too
[01:46] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:47] ---
365 days' worth of lessons shoved into bags
[01:53] ---
Like always, like it's "see you tomorrow"
[01:56] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:58] ---
365 days' worth of happenings
[02:02] ---
If you've made me an adult,
don't be showing me tears
[02:07] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:08] ---
365 days' worth of memories
[02:10] ---
"64 Days Till Koro Sensei's Dead-Line"
365 days' worth of memories
[02:12] ---
Even if I grow up some more
[02:15] ---
They still won't fade a bit
[02:28] ---
"18th Period: Outcome Time"
"by Sosuke Sugaya"
[02:39] ---
So now it's down to Nagisa and Karma.
[02:43] ---
Pretty gutsy of Nagisa
to hide behind Karasuma like that.
[02:47] ---
The referee has the least
presence in the players' vision.
[02:51] ---
Nagisa zeroed in on that,
blended in with the referee--
[02:55] ---
and waited until the moment
he could score the most kills.
[02:59] ---
He has the sense of a natural-born killer!
[03:03] ---
And what about Karma?
[03:06] ---
Comparing them on regular school grades,
[03:09] ---
he's got Nagisa beat on all counts.
[03:13] ---
But he must have realized by now:
[03:16] ---
When it comes to enemies
in this assassination classroom,
[03:19] ---
Karma's greatest foe is Nagisa.
[03:27] ---
He's moved already?
[03:30] ---
Nagisa! Put down the gun and come on out!
[03:34] ---
We'll settle it with these!
[03:37] ---
Nagisa, you dummy! Shoot him!
He's walking toward you wide open!
[03:41] ---
I... don't think he'll shoot.
[03:43] ---
Huh?
[03:45] ---
That Karma...
[03:48] ---
He sure plays dirty.
[03:51] ---
If I ignore the challenge
and shoot him with no provocation,
[03:53] ---
the red team'll be hard-pressed
to accept the way they lost.
[03:58] ---
And he knows it, too.
[04:03] ---
If I want everyone to be
in agreement on saving Koro Sensei,
[04:08] ---
I have no choice but to take him on
in close combat--his specialty.
[04:13] ---
Nagisa!
[04:14] ---
They're going mano a mano?! No way!
[04:16] ---
Nagisa wants Karma,
more than anyone else, to understand
[04:19] ---
his desire to save Koro Sensei.
[04:22] ---
Let's watch from closer in!
[04:27] ---
It's like... I still don't want to kill him,
[04:31] ---
but taking on a tough opponent
with a lot of resolve, well...
[04:34] ---
My hands still have that feeling
of accomplishment from killing Rinka.
[04:39] ---
Will I feel like this
after we kill Koro Sensei, too?
[04:44] ---
Here come the wavering opinions.
[04:48] ---
Guess we change our tune
once the camo stops working, eh?
[04:53] ---
Some of us showed
a strength we didn't expect,
[04:56] ---
like you and Kayano and Mimura and Kanzaki.
[04:59] ---
And some of us went ballistic
like we thought they would,
[05:03] ---
some got all fired up to do better next time,
[05:06] ---
and some irresponsible-lookin' types
turned out to be crazy serious.
[05:09] ---
Hush, you.
[05:10] ---
The guy we thought was just a little runt
turned out to be a genius assassin,
[05:15] ---
and a guy we thought was a genius
was secretly workin' hard all along.
[05:20] ---
Whichever of 'em wins is fine by me.
[05:23] ---
With all these different skillsets...
[05:26] ---
...we just might be able to handle
any challenge that comes our way.
[05:37] ---
Ever since first year...
[05:40] ---
To put it simply, I looked up to Karma.
[05:44] ---
Hey, sir, what's this here?
[05:47] ---
Ah, Akabane! Moving into
second-year territory already?
[05:50] ---
He did what he wanted
and was completely unafraid.
[05:53] ---
And yet, he was smart and could do anything.
[05:55] ---
Okay, that's all I was
wondering about. I've got the rest.
[06:00] ---
Hey, Akabane!
[06:02] ---
I'm leaving early--I'm thirsty.
[06:04] ---
"ZStudy Support" "Mathematics: Algebra"
I'm leaving early--I'm thirsty.
[06:05] ---
If only I could be like that...
[06:09] ---
That's how I felt, in my ordinariness.
[06:12] ---
"Movie Plaza" "Premiering Soon! Sonic Ninja" "Full Coverage Inside!"
[06:13] ---
"Movie Plaza" "Premiering Soon! Sonic Ninja" "Full Coverage Inside!"
Whoa, no way!
[06:15] ---
Nazzoni directed Sonic Ninja?
How cool is that?
[06:19] ---
Ooh, and it opens today? Let's go, Shiota!
[06:24] ---
Uh, yeah!
[06:28] ---
So I was happy when he talked to me,
and we started to hang out.
[06:34] ---
That was halfway through our first year.
[06:38] ---
But we couldn't stay friends for long.
[06:43] ---
You Karma? You got nerve,
beatin' up a guy's pal like that!
[06:48] ---
Huh? News to me. Besides, he started it.
[06:53] ---
Bullshit! He told me that--
[07:02] ---
Can't hear you! What was that? Say it again!
[07:05] ---
--Come on!
--He could stand where he did
[07:07] ---
because he had the strength
to win in studying and fighting both.
[07:12] ---
His was a stage I could never hope to share.
[07:15] ---
"ZStudy Support" "Mathematics: Algebra"
His was a stage I could never hope to share.
[07:15] ---
"ZStudy Support" "Mathematics: Algebra"
He must have gotten bored, being on my stage with me.
[07:20] ---
By the time he had gotten suspended,
[07:22] ---
we'd gone back to being plain old classmates.
[07:26] ---
He's a harmless little mouse,
[07:29] ---
making him one of the few people
a combative guy like me
[07:32] ---
didn't have to be careful around.
[07:35] ---
But looking back,
I put that distance between us...
[07:40] ---
...because there was already a part
of him back then that made me uneasy.
[07:47] ---
Huh? Where'd he go? Nagisa!
[07:52] ---
I could put my guard down around him...
[07:58] ---
I'm right here, Karma. Didn't you see me?
[08:02] ---
...but something kept me on alert.
[08:05] ---
Something that could
kill me in my sleep one day.
[08:09] ---
--Sorry 'bout that, Nagisa! You're just so small!
--He was so honest and good, unlike me,
[08:12] ---
--Ugh.
--He was so honest and good, unlike me,
[08:13] ---
that my anxiety had to be all in my head.
[08:16] ---
Still, he had this mysterious... something
[08:20] ---
that I wanted to drag out of him and crush.
[08:24] ---
And that part is scary.
[08:26] ---
But there's no point in
beating him in fights and in class.
[08:30] ---
This whatever-it-is is
something else altogether.
[08:35] ---
It was hard to handle, and before
I knew it, we had drifted apart.
[08:39] ---
Now for the first time, in year 3,
we're up on the same stage: assassination!
[08:47] ---
And we need to win
to get our own points across!
[08:53] ---
You're going down!
[08:55] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
"by Nagisa Shiota"
[09:07] ---
Nagisa...
[09:09] ---
A desire to win, to conquer--
[09:12] ---
the great competitive spirit
permitted in the young!
[09:15] ---
You must forget all about me!
[09:19] ---
Your own answer is there before you!
[09:30] ---
Kill!
[09:31] ---
Save!
[09:49] ---
A tackle with that timing
won't bring him down?
[09:52] ---
There is a huge
power difference between them.
[09:55] ---
Yes: if one knife connects, it's a win,
[09:58] ---
but Karma's active skills will use
the lead-up to that moment
[10:01] ---
to his advantage.
[10:03] ---
Now, look at Nagisa.
[10:06] ---
He has another knife!
[10:10] ---
In preparation for a clap stunner?
[10:13] ---
But Karma will have noticed, of course.
[10:16] ---
It won't be easy to use it against him.
[10:19] ---
Two assassins, their weapons
and approaches worlds apart:
[10:23] ---
How will they settle this?
[10:25] ---
Stay tuned!
[10:42] ---
If I take these blows wrong,
I'll be inked for sure.
[10:52] ---
Now!
[10:53] ---
Tch!
[10:56] ---
Nice! He took his knife away!
[10:58] ---
Now's my chance!
[11:02] ---
They both dropped their weapons?
[11:04] ---
But Nagisa has another one!
[11:12] ---
I'm not letting you draw it.
[11:13] ---
The second you try, I'll hit you.
[11:16] ---
I'll knock you out, then take
my sweet time dealing the final blow!
[11:30] ---
That all you got?
[11:37] ---
Karma's taking Nagisa's attacks on purpose.
[11:40] ---
His hits have to be doing something.
He's been training a whole year!
[11:46] ---
Karma is a combat assassin
who values the process.
[11:50] ---
Bargaining, strategy,
how to defeat your foe...
[11:53] ---
...and after that battle
comes his assassination.
[11:57] ---
Nagisa, on the other hand, is a pure assassin,
[11:59] ---
singlemindedly searching for
the one strike that will lead to victory.
[12:03] ---
And Karma takes it all, blow after blow.
[12:08] ---
If he wins like that,
even Nagisa will have to accept defeat.
[12:25] ---
An axe kick!
[12:26] ---
Bring that to a fight and
the other guy doesn't stand a chance!
[12:38] ---
I'll probably never find
another place like this again,
[12:44] ---
where your feelings can be
right out in the open.
[12:49] ---
But I will kill him...
[12:51] ---
...because I believe it's right.
[13:04] ---
What--now?!
[13:07] ---
That's the last of his strength!
[13:09] ---
He bit his tongue to keep from going down!
[13:12] ---
Just you try killing me, Nagisa...
[13:14] ---
...with that talent I never had!
[13:17] ---
I'll break it all right over my knee--
[13:21] ---
and win!
[13:23] ---
All that bloodlust, condensed into that knife.
[13:26] ---
If I can just dodge that, I win!
[13:30] ---
Huh?
[13:32] ---
N-No bloodlust?!
[13:37] ---
An arm-triangle choke?!
[13:39] ---
That arm pressing on his carotid
will make him pass out!
[13:42] ---
It's an even more perfect position
than his earlier triangle choke!
[13:48] ---
You will hear me out!
[13:50] ---
How is he pinning
Karma down so awesomely?!
[13:54] ---
Nagisa used his own
best assassination skill as a sacrifice
[13:59] ---
and chose martial arts for his finisher.
[14:01] ---
All so he could end things
using Karma's specialty, not his.
[14:07] ---
Just like I did to Nagisa--he's trying
to get me to accept my defeat.
[14:14] ---
Uh-oh.
[14:16] ---
At this rate...
[14:18] ---
...I'll be toast!
[14:26] ---
A knife!
[14:27] ---
That close?
[14:35] ---
Me, fight?
[14:37] ---
I think I'd be too scared to fight.
[14:40] ---
I mean, if my life depended on it...
[14:47] ---
Uncle. I give.
[14:50] ---
I lost, Nagisa.
[14:54] ---
Hey! Listen!
[14:56] ---
That's enough!
[14:58] ---
Due to the red team's surrender,
[14:59] ---
the blue team--the "don't kill" team--has won!
[15:02] ---
Yesss!
[15:05] ---
Aw... Well, you won, Nagisa.
[15:11] ---
I won? I... beat Karma?
[15:15] ---
Like anyone would
approve of me using a knife
[15:19] ---
to beat a barehanded mouse
who showed that much moxie.
[15:24] ---
I couldn't stab you, and I couldn't get away.
[15:27] ---
I was backed into a corner,
where all I could do was surrender.
[15:31] ---
You beat me with martial arts,
not with a knife.
[15:35] ---
To think that was the best way to kill me...
[15:40] ---
I got slaughtered. You want
to save Koro Sensei? I'm listening.
[15:47] ---
Really? Are you sure?
[15:50] ---
Don't give me that dumb look
with that beat-up face of yours.
[15:53] ---
You look like a plague rat.
[15:56] ---
Th-Those insults sure do
trip right off your tongue, Karma...
[16:02] ---
Look...
[16:03] ---
Hup!
[16:05] ---
...why don't we drop the formality already?
[16:09] ---
I don't much feel like
sticking with it after that fight.
[16:12] ---
What, now?
[16:15] ---
It feels weird to change this late in the game.
[16:18] ---
I'll do it, then. Okay, Nagisa?
[16:27] ---
All right, Karma.
[16:34] ---
When a big decision looms,
people reveal their true feelings--
[16:39] ---
and, in some cases, fight in earnest.
[16:42] ---
But take a look at these students.
[16:45] ---
It's precisely because
they all fought in earnest
[16:48] ---
that they can understand what
they normally don't show one another.
[16:53] ---
Sometimes conflict can be the best
opportunity to deepen friendships.
[16:58] ---
How would you put it?
[17:00] ---
"Discord and conflict
are part of education, too"?
[17:07] ---
I'm sure you all
have your own thoughts on this.
[17:10] ---
I have no objection to
the course the class has chosen.
[17:14] ---
However, there's one condition
on your search for a way to save him:
[17:18] ---
You have until the end of the month.
[17:22] ---
Though you might be
taking a break from assassination,
[17:24] ---
there are plenty of other efforts
underway to take this guy down.
[17:29] ---
If someone's going to kill him,
it can't be anyone else.
[17:32] ---
I want it to be you.
[17:34] ---
So promise me that
no matter how January turns out,
[17:39] ---
February and beyond will be spent
giving your all to assassination.
[17:43] ---
Whether you save him
or kill him... give it your all.
[17:49] ---
Yes, sir!
[17:51] ---
In the big window where
the dappled sunlight shines gently in
[18:03] ---
The day I met you felt so far away
[18:15] ---
The memories I've arranged
little by little keep me warm
[18:26] ---
A small room, hearts connecting:
you taught me gently
[18:38] ---
Once this season comes for me, I won't be able
[18:51] ---
To search out your figure anymore
[18:56] ---
I'll never forget
[19:02] ---
Until the day I can see you again
[19:22] ---
Let's think about this in general terms.
[19:24] ---
Are the world's leaders really
only thinking about killing Koro Sensei?
[19:29] ---
I don't think so.
[19:31] ---
After all, their original goal is to save Earth.
[19:35] ---
Along with their research on killing him,
[19:37] ---
they must be doing research
that doesn't involve killing him, too.
[19:40] ---
Why don't we look into that?
[19:43] ---
It's true: the world's top science facilities
[19:46] ---
have formed project teams focused on saving the planet.
[19:49] ---
"Tentacle"
have formed project teams focused on saving the planet.
[19:50] ---
"Tentacle"
Naturally, that info is all top-secret.
[19:53] ---
It would be tough for you
to find out what they're studying.
[19:55] ---
I've infiltrated the project database!
[19:58] ---
What?!
[19:59] ---
I can get into just about any online PC.
[20:03] ---
I've learned so much this year!
[20:06] ---
Ritsu...
[20:08] ---
Wow! We can see what labs
around the world are researching
[20:11] ---
and on what schedule!
[20:13] ---
But there are no online traces
of the data we're looking for.
[20:19] ---
I guess the top-secret stuff
is only passed around in person.
[20:22] ---
Is anyone doing research on
how to save Koro Sensei, then?
[20:26] ---
There! An American research team!
[20:29] ---
"Preventing destructive
antimatter chain reactions
[20:32] ---
due to tentacle-cell aging and fission"!
[20:38] ---
"Final samples to be returned
from ISS on 1/25"...?
[20:43] ---
ISS--is that...
[20:46] ---
Th-The International Space Station?!
[20:49] ---
That's where they're doing their research?!
[20:52] ---
Oh! It could be!
[20:54] ---
Lots of research has to be done
in zero gravity or in a vacuum.
[20:58] ---
And if there's any chance an experiment
could cause a huge explosion...
[21:03] ---
...there'd be less damage in outer space!
[21:05] ---
If we could only see that data...
[21:08] ---
Unfortunately, you're just one tiny,
distant outpost of assassins.
[21:13] ---
Depending on the circumstances,
that data may never come.
[21:20] ---
Mr. Karasuma?
[21:23] ---
No matter what happens,
[21:25] ---
we won't quit this assassination.
[21:27] ---
But we don't want to be lukewarm about it.
[21:31] ---
If there's a way to save him, we will.
[21:34] ---
And if not...
we've decided to handle that, too.
[21:37] ---
Right, Nagisa?
[21:39] ---
Right. After all,
it's our class's critical goal.
[21:43] ---
So I want to know for sure, right now--
[21:46] ---
so we can stick with
our assassination till we graduate.
[21:51] ---
Mr. Karasuma, Miss Irina,
could you please step out?
[21:58] ---
This chat could potentially
cause liability issues for you two.
[22:04] ---
Now then...
[22:06] ---
Here's what you're trying to do:
[22:08] ---
sneak a peek at the data
before it reaches America
[22:11] ---
on its way back from space.
[22:14] ---
But how...
[22:16] ---
About that!
[22:19] ---
"Photo: Proof-of-Concept Craft Under Development" "Show All"
[22:20] ---
"Photo: Proof-of-Concept Craft Under Development" "Show All"
Did you know they're about to send this baby up to the ISS?
[22:25] ---
A manned rocket?
[22:27] ---
Yes--a proof-of-concept craft
being developed here in Japan.
[22:31] ---
It's supposed to carry
an experimental dummy, but...
[22:34] ---
...what if there were real people in it instead?
[22:39] ---
You don't mean--
[22:40] ---
Ha! Our teacher's crazy in the head, all right.
[22:44] ---
Yes! An out-of-season research project
[22:47] ---
for our assassination classroom:
[22:50] ---
Hijack the space station
and steal their experiment data!
[22:54] ---
No way.
[22:56] ---
Yes, way! All the way!
19 - Outer Space Time
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[00:06] ---
Yes! An out-of-season research project
[00:09] ---
for our assassination classroom:
[00:11] ---
Hijack the space station
and steal their experiment data!
[00:17] ---
And so the E Class's unprecedented
research project began.
[00:22] ---
"The reentry capsule
carrying the research data
[00:25] ---
will splash down in the Pacific Ocean.
[00:27] ---
The capsule will be transported
to the lab unopened,
[00:31] ---
to prevent unlikely theft of
the same by the target supercreature."
[00:36] ---
Very clever precautions indeed.
[00:39] ---
I can't carry anything too heavy.
[00:42] ---
Use a five-ton capsule as a safe
and there's no way I can steal it.
[00:47] ---
That's why we get them to show
us while it's still in space.
[00:50] ---
But does Japan really have the tech
to launch a manned rocket?
[00:55] ---
Their technology is
reliable enough for that, anyway.
[00:58] ---
My influence might have moved things along.
[01:03] ---
There was plenty to fear,
of course, but more than anything,
[01:07] ---
we had fun coming together
to tackle challenges--
[01:11] ---
we could forget about all our uncertainties.
[01:20] ---
"Wait, just hang on a sec!"
[01:22] ---
I scream, but it gets me nowhere
[01:25] ---
I put all my strength into being afraid of
[01:28] ---
The limits that just kept on closing in
[01:31] ---
Reality is merciless
[01:33] ---
And time is especially tricky
[01:36] ---
It's like someone's snatching away
the blanket I just can't sleep without
[01:41] ---
We laughed and fretted
[01:47] ---
Over silly things, nonsensical things
[01:52] ---
Once the final bell rings out
[01:58] ---
The fun times will be over, too
[02:02] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:04] ---
365 days' worth of lessons shoved into bags
[02:10] ---
Like always, like it's "see you tomorrow"
[02:13] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:15] ---
365 days' worth of happenings
[02:19] ---
If you've made me an adult,
don't be showing me tears
[02:24] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:25] ---
365 days' worth of memories
[02:27] ---
"53 Days Till Koro Sensei's Dead-Line"
365 days' worth of memories
[02:29] ---
Even if I grow up some more
[02:32] ---
They still won't fade a bit
[02:45] ---
"19th Period: Outer Space Time"
[02:49] ---
Our plans are in place.
[02:52] ---
Now to put them into action.
[02:54] ---
The rocket will only hold
two people. Who wants to go?
[02:57] ---
Me!
[03:00] ---
Right?
[03:02] ---
Oho, the boys, eh?
[03:04] ---
It's an experimental vessel
with no successful flights yet...
[03:08] ---
Who still wants to go?
[03:11] ---
Right?
[03:13] ---
I still want to.
[03:15] ---
"Tentacle"
[03:16] ---
"Tentacle"
A rocket would make any mech-head's mouth water.
[03:19] ---
"Tentacle"
But I'll give up my seat this time.
[03:22] ---
Nagisa. Karma.
[03:24] ---
Huh? I'm not big on these
risky challenges that rely on others.
[03:29] ---
Just send Terasaka up with a dummy.
[03:32] ---
If it crashes, no harm done.
[03:34] ---
What?!
[03:35] ---
Karma the fighter, to provoke;
Nagisa the assassin, for safety.
[03:40] ---
They might be a good choice
for hijacking a space station.
[03:43] ---
Yeah. We'll save our money and pay our own way.
[03:47] ---
"Tentacle"
You two fought hard enough to bring the whole class together!
[03:52] ---
"Tentacle"
Take responsibility and lead the way!
[03:55] ---
"Tentacle"
Karma?
[03:57] ---
Let's give it a shot.
[03:59] ---
A graduation trip to
outer space with your friend?
[04:02] ---
What could be better?
[04:04] ---
"Tentacle"
[04:05] ---
"Tentacle"
Okay, okay. I did promise I'd hear you out.
[04:09] ---
Well! That's that!
[04:13] ---
"Cape Shimazu Space Center"
[04:48] ---
Wow, cool!
[04:50] ---
--This is where you launch the rockets, right?
--Hey! You!
[04:51] ---
How the hell did you get in here?
[04:54] ---
You don't even have ID cards, do you?
[04:56] ---
We're here on a field trip, but we got lost!
[04:58] ---
We followed some guy and wound up here!
[05:01] ---
--But since we're here...
let us do the countdown!
[05:04] ---
--Ritsu, any of these control-room computers would work, right?
--But since we're here... let us do the countdown!
[05:04] ---
--Ritsu, any of these control-room computers would work, right?
--I don't care how cute you are--no! Authorized personnel only!
[05:08] ---
--Right.
--Aw, I wanna push the launch button!
[05:10] ---
--Time to plug this in and scram.
--Aw, I wanna push the launch button!
[05:12] ---
--Time to plug this in and scram.
--Hey! Tickling won't help!
[05:17] ---
Security analysis complete!
[05:20] ---
I've placed a remote-control virus
on the control-room computer.
[05:25] ---
Now the control center and
its system will act on my command.
[05:30] ---
That's the first hurdle cleared.
[05:32] ---
I know it's sudden, Ritsu,
[05:34] ---
but a part of our entry route is aboveground.
[05:37] ---
Can you do something?
[05:39] ---
Roger. Checking your current position...
[05:44] ---
Done!
[05:45] ---
I'll turn off the corresponding
camera for ten seconds.
[05:49] ---
Roger that.
[05:50] ---
Three... two... one... zero!
[06:08] ---
Security guard passing through.
Next patrol in ten minutes.
[06:12] ---
Surveillance camera angle correction complete.
[06:15] ---
It's not off, so please be careful.
[06:18] ---
Got it.
[06:29] ---
A fifty-meter staircase to the rocket hatch...
[06:35] ---
Koro Sensei?!
[06:38] ---
Inspection? Perfection!
[06:40] ---
Any accident would be a liability issue.
[06:42] ---
Please don't say such awful things!
[06:44] ---
I'm relaying recorded footage
of the dummies to the control room.
[06:48] ---
If you swap them out now,
you won't get caught!
[06:52] ---
C'mon, Karma.
[06:56] ---
100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95,
[07:03] ---
94, 93, 92,
[07:07] ---
91, 90, 89,
[07:10] ---
--Liquid oxygen and liquid hydrogen systems are go.
--88, 87, 86...
[07:14] ---
Are they going to be okay?
[07:16] ---
--25, 24, 23,
[07:17] ---
--Flight mode on.
--25, 24, 23,
[07:19] ---
22, 21, 20, 19...
[07:24] ---
You know, we've felt this
kind of nervous before, you and me.
[07:29] ---
Yeah.
[07:30] ---
But... we might've changed a little since then.
[07:36] ---
--All systems go.
--5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
[07:39] ---
--Main engine ignition.
--5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
[07:42] ---
--SRB ignition.
--1, 2, 3...
[07:51] ---
Liftoff.
[08:12] ---
It's fast, all right!
[08:14] ---
Why did you tag along, Koro Sensei?!
[08:16] ---
Well, you know, I worry.
[08:19] ---
Don't be overly concerned
about getting that data on me!
[08:22] ---
You're on a journey through space--enjoy it!
[08:31] ---
Koro Sensei...
there's something I'd like to say.
[08:35] ---
You use every ounce of your life
to give us opportunities to learn.
[08:40] ---
And we're really grateful for that.
[08:43] ---
But your life means more to us
than just teaching material.
[08:51] ---
I know. And I'm glad.
[08:59] ---
S-So fast!
[09:04] ---
You need to be traveling
at Mach 23 to enter space.
[09:09] ---
Today, for the first time,
we were faster than Koro Sensei.
[09:21] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
"by Karma Akabane"
[09:41] ---
Rendezvous complete. Commence HTV catch.
[09:46] ---
Roger.
[09:47] ---
Mechanical arm: operation verified.
[09:51] ---
Three more meters.
[09:53] ---
Two meters. One meter.
[10:01] ---
HTV catch complete. Commence gripping.
[10:10] ---
Demonstration ship: grip complete.
[10:19] ---
Docking complete.
[10:21] ---
Shield interface: all green.
Air pressure: normal.
[10:24] ---
Permission granted to open hatch.
Welcome to the space station.
[10:29] ---
Your country sent you a doll to play with.
[10:31] ---
How about welcoming it aboard
and giving it a big hug?
[10:34] ---
Okay!
[10:42] ---
Huh? Where's the dummy?
[10:44] ---
What?!
[10:46] ---
Huh? A communications error?
[10:49] ---
What's wrong?
[10:50] ---
Huh?!
[10:51] ---
H-Hello...
[10:53] ---
Hey, it's Mizui! I've seen you on TV!
[10:56] ---
Wh-Why is there a kid in here
instead of a dummy?
[10:59] ---
Hey, what's--
[11:01] ---
I have terminated the comm-link with Earth!
[11:03] ---
Thanks, Ritsu.
[11:06] ---
We have a bomb.
We would like to do this peacefully.
[11:10] ---
Please back away so we can talk.
[11:13] ---
This place is a little cramped.
[11:16] ---
Let's talk somewhere with more space.
[11:19] ---
Come on--move it.
[11:25] ---
Therefore, please allow us
to copy the American team's data.
[11:30] ---
We won't be making any other demands.
[11:34] ---
I think you know, but our teacher is a monster.
[11:38] ---
I don't know what he'll do
to the earth if you refuse.
[11:46] ---
Uh-oh--these guys calmed down way too quick.
[11:49] ---
That's a career astronaut for you.
[11:53] ---
First, let me give you two
daring kids a hand. Bravo.
[11:58] ---
Oh--Japanese!
[12:00] ---
But are you really gonna take on
the six of us--soldiers included?
[12:05] ---
A bomb doesn't scare us.
[12:08] ---
Because...
[12:09] ---
...we've been running
experiments here, not knowing when
[12:12] ---
this is all gonna blow up and kill us all.
[12:19] ---
Enough pointless conflict.
This is no place to fight.
[12:25] ---
We'll talk, so please, let him go.
[12:33] ---
Even if you do steal the data,
how are you going to get home?
[12:37] ---
Are you going to ask us
for help while you hijack us?
[12:40] ---
We can make it back on our own.
[12:42] ---
Our classmate's worked out
the return orbital calculations perfectly.
[12:46] ---
Yep!
[12:47] ---
Our teacher can do any fine-tuning
by pushing us in midair.
[12:51] ---
This is way too reckless!
[12:53] ---
Maybe you're just young,
but aren't you taking your lives too lightly?
[12:58] ---
I didn't come here because I wanted to.
[13:01] ---
I came because my friend asked me to.
[13:05] ---
Karma...
[13:07] ---
And you mentioned our lives.
[13:09] ---
We've done plenty
of thinking about that lately.
[13:12] ---
I mean, we're students of
a class that'll kill its teacher.
[13:17] ---
We should know by now
to be prepared to face life with life.
[13:23] ---
Just like you--right?
[13:26] ---
It seems you have genuine faith
in your target's plans...
[13:33] ---
All right.
[13:34] ---
I'll take it upon myself
to accept the hijackers' demands.
[13:37] ---
Prepare the data.
[13:38] ---
Huh?
[13:40] ---
But first, help us offload supplies.
[13:44] ---
We'll put you to work
and get you out of here already.
[13:52] ---
I think they must have wanted
to give us junior-high kids
[13:56] ---
the experience of a lifetime.
[14:01] ---
This might just save him.
[14:03] ---
Yeah...
[14:05] ---
And that'd be enough for you, right?
[14:08] ---
What do you mean?
[14:09] ---
Well, I'm not going against
the class's decision to save him...
[14:14] ---
...I'm just wondering what
Koro Sensei wants us to do.
[14:23] ---
That's the lab data on preventing
that supercreature from exploding.
[14:28] ---
No signs of falsification.
[14:30] ---
I can confirm it's the full data
from the experiment in question.
[14:33] ---
I'll just grab a copy.
[14:35] ---
It's copied.
[14:37] ---
Now to get back and validate it.
[14:39] ---
Yeah, we don't want to overstay our welcome.
[14:42] ---
Hey, pops!
[14:44] ---
You can keep this.
[14:46] ---
Whoa, whoa! Hey!
[14:47] ---
Honestly, there's just
some sweet bean jelly inside.
[14:50] ---
Oh, no!
[14:53] ---
Just say you were too spooked
by the bomb to disobey.
[14:56] ---
We're really sorry
for the trouble we've caused!
[14:59] ---
At least it killed some time, right?
[15:03] ---
Swimming in zero gravity
like they're at a friend's house,
[15:07] ---
negotiating for top-secret intel
[15:08] ---
like they're bargaining at a penny-candy shop,
[15:10] ---
piercing the atmosphere like they're
heading home from school...
[15:15] ---
There's some pretty amazing
junior-high kids out there!
[15:18] ---
You guys are an awesome group of heroes.
[15:21] ---
Come back anytime--but next time,
do it the right way.
[15:24] ---
I've had enough. However...
[15:26] ---
...I'll make sure to increase
the budget for space exploration
[15:30] ---
when I get in power.
[15:32] ---
Yeah--I'm lookin' forward to it.
[15:38] ---
Our time in space sure went by in a flash.
[15:41] ---
Mmm-hmm.
[15:42] ---
Now to see if we can get back
to Earth in one piece. Ritsu?
[15:47] ---
Ritsu...?
[15:50] ---
I'm on it. I've crunched a *ton
*of numbers to get you down safely.
[15:56] ---
This spaceship may as well
be my own body by now.
[16:00] ---
Plus, all those sensors I have
are picking up more than ever before.
[16:07] ---
External temperature,
air pressure, speed, the scenery...
[16:12] ---
Nagisa, Karma...
[16:14] ---
I even have a clear read on
your respiration, your conversation,
[16:17] ---
your heartrate, your warmth.
[16:20] ---
To think so much, to move, to feel...
[16:25] ---
How wonderful...
[16:27] ---
This mission has evolved my intelligence--
[16:30] ---
I'm experiencing it firsthand!
[16:33] ---
Hey, you two...
[16:36] ---
I just gained awareness of
an emotion for the very first time.
[16:40] ---
I'm happy. Happy to be a part of this class.
[17:13] ---
Right on schedule! And what
a grueling trip it must have--ow!
[17:18] ---
Koro Sensei!
[17:21] ---
So I didn't need to intercede
in the negotiations after all!
[17:25] ---
You really must have
gotten through to those spaceguys!
[17:28] ---
Guess so.
[17:30] ---
Now to give you boys a little shove.
[17:31] ---
Hup! Ow! Hup! Hot! Ow! Hot!
[17:35] ---
Onward to--ow!
[17:43] ---
Hey, they made it! They're back!
[17:46] ---
Keep going! Almost there!
[17:48] ---
We doubted, fretted, came apart and clashed...
[17:53] ---
And finally, at the end of that long month...
[17:56] ---
...we went to space.
[18:00] ---
Hooray! Yay! They did it!
[18:03] ---
Phew...
[18:04] ---
--What in God's name have you done?
--Urk!
[18:07] ---
I can't even conceive of how much
apologizing this will take!
[18:10] ---
I-I threatened the students into going!
[18:14] ---
You two aren't at all responsible--
you didn't know my plan.
[18:17] ---
Besides, we got a nice bonus out of it!
[18:21] ---
Data from using
real humans instead of dummies.
[18:24] ---
This alone should make another
rocket launch worthwhile.
[18:28] ---
And Ritsu discovered
a more efficient course into space.
[18:33] ---
Take all this and we'll call it even.
[18:38] ---
You miscreant.
[18:46] ---
We're home!
[18:48] ---
Once this season comes for me, I won't be able
[19:01] ---
To search out your figure anymore
[19:06] ---
I'll never forget
[19:12] ---
Until the day I can see you again
[19:31] ---
"Staff Room"
[19:31] ---
"Staff Room"
Whoa! Check out this data!
[19:34] ---
I'm glad you got it, but with
all this jargon--I can't understand a word!
[19:37] ---
I'll handle it. Let's see here...
[19:41] ---
"An experiment in space
proved that the risk of explosion
[19:46] ---
for a tentacle creature
is inversely proportional to its size.
[19:49] ---
The bigger it is, the more stable,
[19:51] ---
while the smaller ones have
a higher likelihood of exploding.
[19:54] ---
Unlike those the size of a small mouse,
[19:56] ---
the probability of a human-sized creature
[19:58] ---
going berserk and exploding
is much lower than expected."
[20:03] ---
Huh? That means...
[20:05] ---
"Additionally, the drug
indicated below is administered
[20:09] ---
and a silicon compound is periodically
stimulated to flow through the body.
[20:13] ---
Simply put, by 'relieving muscular stiffness,'
[20:16] ---
the risk of them going berserk
decreases dramatically."
[20:20] ---
"Stiffness"?
[20:21] ---
"When the following conditions are satisfied...
[20:23] ---
...the possibility of explosion,
even at the highest...
[20:26] ---
...is less than one percent."
[20:28] ---
One percent?!
[20:30] ---
"It is likely that other cells
will die out before any explosion occurs,
[20:35] ---
and the creature will gently
evaporate within 90 years."
[20:39] ---
So can you make this drug or what?
[20:42] ---
It's surprisingly easy! In fact...
[20:45] ---
"Phew..."
It's surprisingly easy! In fact...
[20:45] ---
"Phew..."
...I made one almost exactly like it before.
[20:47] ---
...I made one almost exactly like it before.
[20:49] ---
That one?!
[20:51] ---
You're kidding me!
[20:52] ---
The key to solving this
was right there all along?!
[20:56] ---
Are you sure? I mean,
it was almost too easy to find.
[20:59] ---
No--the road here wasn't all that easy.
[21:03] ---
Kayano...
[21:05] ---
Because my sister
risked her life to stop Koro Sensei
[21:07] ---
as he was turning into a destructive creature.
[21:10] ---
Because Koro Sensei followed in her footsteps,
[21:13] ---
risking his life to teach us.
[21:17] ---
If we hadn't risked our lives,
[21:20] ---
we probably wouldn't
be able to make that drug,
[21:23] ---
and we wouldn't have grown into
a class that could look for answers
[21:25] ---
way out in space.
[21:28] ---
Either way, less than one percent
is as good as zero!
[21:32] ---
Even if we can't kill him, Earth won't explode!
[21:39] ---
Wait... what about the assassination?
[21:41] ---
Huh?
[21:43] ---
The one we've been
working on since our first term?
[21:46] ---
Should we just call it off as of today?
[21:49] ---
Huh? I... I guess we can. Wait...
[21:57] ---
Nagisa! Whaddya wanna do?
[22:00] ---
This was your idea.
[22:02] ---
No matter how minute the possibility,
[22:05] ---
the government won't cancel
its assassination plans,
[22:07] ---
not as long as he remains a dangerous creature.
[22:23] ---
I want to treat everyone's feelings with care,
[22:25] ---
especially now that
we've come through that tunnel.
[22:28] ---
Here's what we decided:
[22:31] ---
If we couldn't kill Koro Sensei
by the March deadline,
[22:34] ---
we'd graduate from assassination
[22:36] ---
and go back to being
plain old students and teacher.
[22:39] ---
But until that deadline,
we'd wield our blades with conviction.
[22:43] ---
After all, here "assassination"
is our bond with our teacher--
[22:49] ---
and a compulsory course
from Koro Sensei, who'd nurtured us.
[22:54] ---
That's what we made up our minds to do.
20 - Valentine's Day Time
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[00:07] ---
Merry Christmas!
[00:09] ---
Merry Christmas!
[00:12] ---
What a marvelous Christmas Eve!
[00:14] ---
Yes, February means Christmas, all right!
[00:19] ---
Happy New Year!
[00:21] ---
"New Year"
Happy New Year!
[00:22] ---
A new year is upon us!
[00:24] ---
Tackle your studies and your assassination with new emotion!
[00:25] ---
"Best Wishes for the New Year"
Tackle your studies and your assassination with new emotion!
[00:29] ---
"Best Wishes for the New Year"
Now, then...
[00:29] ---
Now, then...
[00:30] ---
Time to laze the day away.
[00:32] ---
Where's he going with all this?
[00:34] ---
So you're trying to take all the fun
year-end events you missed out on
[00:38] ---
and cram them into February?
[00:41] ---
Ah! Exactly right!
[00:43] ---
Our only winter break,
and not a single one of you came to visit!
[00:46] ---
And you were so earnestly worried
and trying so hard on my behalf
[00:50] ---
that it didn't feel right
for me to invite you over...
[00:53] ---
Dumb thing to fret about
when we were all so bummed out.
[00:57] ---
With all that behind you,
now's the perfect time!
[01:00] ---
We'll take back the winter break
we lost--all at once!
[01:03] ---
Koro Sensei's living life
as frantically as ever.
[01:07] ---
But it's already February.
Future-facing February.
[01:13] ---
We've got to figure out where
we're going before we say goodbye.
[01:17] ---
There were 32 days left
before graduation day--
[01:22] ---
and before Koro Sensei's dead-line.
[01:30] ---
"Wait, just hang on a sec!"
[01:32] ---
I scream, but it gets me nowhere
[01:35] ---
I put all my strength into being afraid of
[01:38] ---
The limits that just kept on closing in
[01:41] ---
Reality is merciless
[01:43] ---
And time is especially tricky
[01:46] ---
It's like someone's snatching away
the blanket I just can't sleep without
[01:51] ---
We laughed and fretted
[01:57] ---
Over silly things, nonsensical things
[02:02] ---
Once the final bell rings out
[02:08] ---
The fun times will be over, too
[02:12] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:14] ---
365 days' worth of lessons shoved into bags
[02:20] ---
Like always, like it's "see you tomorrow"
[02:23] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:25] ---
365 days' worth of happenings
[02:29] ---
If you've made me an adult,
don't be showing me tears
[02:34] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:35] ---
365 days' worth of memories
[02:37] ---
"32 Days Till Koro Sensei's Dead-Line"
365 days' worth of memories
[02:39] ---
Even if I grow up some more
[02:42] ---
They still won't fade a bit
[02:55] ---
"20th Period: Valentine's Day Time"
"by Hinata Okano"
[03:00] ---
Future plans, eh...?
What high schools are you guys going to?
[03:04] ---
Someplace a little lower-level
to give us breathing room.
[03:07] ---
Koro Sensei taught us
the fundamentals through senior year--
[03:10] ---
high school can be all about
honing our techniques.
[03:14] ---
Must be nice! We're really pushing ourselves.
[03:18] ---
"If you're going into communications,
you need a solid academic record!"
[03:21] ---
Or so I've been told.
[03:22] ---
You sound nothing like him!
[03:26] ---
Where are you headed, Karma?
[03:28] ---
Ah, I'll stay at Kunugigaoka.
[03:32] ---
Huh?!
[03:33] ---
You mean you'll take
the entrance exam all over again?
[03:36] ---
I figured you for something better.
[03:38] ---
I mean, you could get into
the best high schools around.
[03:41] ---
Put yourself in the
main-campus students' shoes.
[03:44] ---
The guy they thought
they'd chased away is back--
[03:46] ---
and standing head and shoulders above them.
[03:49] ---
What could be better than
seeing those punks' humiliated mugs
[03:52] ---
for three whole years?
[03:54] ---
Such a winning personality.
[03:57] ---
Besides,
[03:58] ---
there are better schools
for average academic ability,
[04:02] ---
but only Kunugigaoka has
students who'd be fun to take on
[04:05] ---
in one-on-one academic showdowns.
[04:09] ---
I'll have no problem getting the job I'm after.
[04:13] ---
I figure I can take this time
to just enjoy a battle or three.
[04:17] ---
That's so you, Karma.
[04:19] ---
You've got your dream school, right, Nagisa?
[04:23] ---
Uh-huh.
[04:24] ---
And Kayano,
[04:26] ---
Sugino,
[04:27] ---
and everyone else...
[04:29] ---
It's almost time to say goodbye.
[04:33] ---
Each of us, going our own way.
[04:36] ---
My top pick is
Keisetsu University's high school.
[04:40] ---
It's crazy tough, but the best
shortcut for getting into the college
[04:45] ---
Mom wanted to send me to.
[04:47] ---
But after college...
[04:51] ---
With these odd talents of mine,
out of step with the times,
[04:54] ---
I'm not sure what I can be,
or what I want to be.
[04:59] ---
But everyone else is figuring it out...
[05:02] ---
Nagisa? Nagisa!
[05:04] ---
I said, I finished the workbook!
[05:07] ---
Sorry, Sakura.
[05:09] ---
What are you zoning out for?
[05:11] ---
Here you were vowing that
you'd give me the academic chops
[05:15] ---
to march right back into school this term.
[05:19] ---
It wasn't a vow, exactly--
[05:20] ---
more like "it'd be great if you could."
[05:23] ---
Hmm. So you're pondering your future?
[05:27] ---
Junior-high kids have it rough.
[05:29] ---
I don't even know what I want to be.
[05:33] ---
What is there?
[05:35] ---
I mean, apart from being a teacher?
[05:38] ---
Ever since I met you,
that's what you've been to me.
[05:45] ---
A... a teacher?
[05:46] ---
And if you don't want to be a teacher,
[05:49] ---
--It took her saying it for me to realize:
--I could let you be my boyfriend!
[05:52] ---
people admire those who change them.
[05:57] ---
Like a child whose life is saved by a doctor
[05:59] ---
admiring doctors and wanting to be one.
[06:02] ---
Like a boy bewitched by beautiful skills
[06:05] ---
longing to be an assassin...
[06:08] ---
Just like I admired that teacher of ours.
[06:14] ---
"Keisetsu U. High School Exam Admission Ticket"
[06:14] ---
"Keisetsu U. High School Exam Admission Ticket"
But...
[06:18] ---
Hey, what's that?
[06:20] ---
Someone's relatives?
[06:25] ---
Go, go, Nagisa!
[06:28] ---
Go, go, Nagisa!
[06:30] ---
Go, go, Nagisa! Yay!
[06:35] ---
"Beautiful English Cram School"
Wh-What's with this... indistinct mob of giants?!
[06:38] ---
"Beautiful English Cram School"
They're overshadowing our school's famous joint send-off!
[06:42] ---
"Beautiful English Cram School"
What the heck are you doing, Koro Sensei?!
[06:44] ---
Cheering you on, of course!
[06:46] ---
How could I not be there
for my dear student's big moment?
[06:50] ---
Eeeyikes! Is that the time?!
[06:52] ---
--Hurry, hurry! Hurry up!
--I've got to pop in on Kimura, Kanzaki, Chiba, Hayami, and Hara
[06:57] ---
--Hurry, hurry! Hurry up!
--all within the next four minutes!
[06:59] ---
Show them what you've got!
[07:01] ---
Up, up, and awaaay!
[07:05] ---
I'll never be a teacher like that.
[07:10] ---
The last career counseling session
is at the end of February,
[07:13] ---
after all our entrance exams.
[07:15] ---
I have until then to make up my mind.
[07:18] ---
For now, I'll focus on the target before me!
[07:23] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
"by Kaede Kayano"
[07:31] ---
Why so antsy, Okajima?
[07:33] ---
Oh, uh, nothing.
[07:33] ---
"Tentacle"
Oh, uh, nothing.
[07:36] ---
Valentine chocolates? For shame.
[07:38] ---
N-No, it's nothing like that!
[07:40] ---
Gross.
[07:42] ---
Rude much? You only give out
binge-bought cheapo stuff!
[07:47] ---
I-I beg your pardon?!
[07:49] ---
What do we have here?
[07:51] ---
And who are those for, hmm?
[07:54] ---
Wh-What do you mean? It's just a formality!
[07:58] ---
Th-They could be for anybody!
[08:00] ---
Oh? Here I was sure you were
giving them to this guy here.
[08:07] ---
--Forgive me! Please forgive me!
--Hiding her true feelings with those ace acting skills...
[08:12] ---
--Forgive me! Please forgive me!
--Not even Koro Sensei has tweaked to Kayano's deal.
[08:16] ---
Ever since that kiss,
[08:17] ---
she's not hiding her feelings for Nagisa--
she's practically cowering in them.
[08:21] ---
If we put these two together...
[08:24] ---
...we can tease two birds with one stone.
[08:27] ---
We've got us a new toy!
[08:31] ---
He doesn't have a great self-image.
[08:35] ---
Can't imagine being liked by the opposite sex.
[08:38] ---
That's why he's afraid--
he thinks he did something bad to you.
[08:43] ---
If you don't set him straight,
he may never understand.
[08:46] ---
I mean...
[08:48] ---
I've acted love tons of times
and studied it and stuff,
[08:51] ---
but I have no real-life
experience liking a classmate!
[08:55] ---
Like, what expression should I make
when I give him the chocolates?
[08:58] ---
Well, let's do some recon.
[09:01] ---
Just a little covert training.
[09:04] ---
"Sugino - Kanzaki"
[09:06] ---
Yesss! Yesss!
[09:08] ---
--I'm glad you're so happy.
--Yesss... Yesss...
[09:11] ---
Receiver Sugino is insanely overjoyed,
[09:14] ---
but giver Kanzaki is calm.
[09:17] ---
Probably just a formality.
[09:18] ---
His "insanely overjoyed"
is insanely frightening.
[09:21] ---
"Chiba - Hayami"
[09:26] ---
Wow. High accuracy,
even when firing chocolate bits.
[09:31] ---
Here's the rest, as promised.
[09:34] ---
Thanks.
[09:36] ---
Respect. Let's keep it up.
[09:39] ---
Yep.
[09:40] ---
Their firing distance
is one of a kind, all right.
[09:43] ---
I can't imitate that...
and I can't tell if she means it.
[09:47] ---
"Terasaka's Gang"
[09:49] ---
I put real care into making these.
[09:52] ---
"Checklist"
And they come with a love letter. I'll be waiting for your answer.
[09:56] ---
"Checklist"
"Care"? You put a curse into these, you mean!
[09:59] ---
Guess she got the drop on me.
[10:01] ---
Okuda made me a batch that I'd planned
[10:03] ---
"Bonus Case"
to put in Terasaka's shoe cubby.
[10:05] ---
"Bonus Case"
Cyanidation complete!
[10:06] ---
"Bonus Case"
Some folks secretly think chocolates are for something else!
[10:10] ---
"Isogai - Kataoka"
[10:12] ---
"Commercial Chocolate" "Super Value Set"
Whoa!
[10:14] ---
Whoa!
[10:14] ---
All this--for me? Are you sure?
[10:17] ---
Share them with your brother and sister.
[10:20] ---
It's bulk commercial stuff
from an ultra-cheap supermarket.
[10:23] ---
Took me four hours by bike there and back.
[10:25] ---
Before the entrance exams?
Are you gonna be okay?
[10:28] ---
No sweat. Me and my first choice,
we've still got a day before the exams.
[10:32] ---
Huh?
[10:33] ---
I'm going to a state school.
The same one as you.
[10:39] ---
You are? I hope we both get in.
[10:42] ---
Yeah.
[10:44] ---
See?
[10:46] ---
Everyone has their own whys and hows for this.
[10:49] ---
Shouldn't you just say
what you want to say in your own way?
[10:53] ---
Yeah. Thanks, you two.
[10:56] ---
Now, the problem here...
[11:00] ---
--...is how infuriating it is to be watched by that gossipy octopus.
[11:01] ---
--A couple, a couple! Let the good times roll!
--...is how infuriating it is to be watched by that gossipy octopus.
[11:04] ---
Leave that to me.
[11:06] ---
Kayano, did you bring the you-know-what?
[11:09] ---
Huh? Oh, uh-huh.
[11:11] ---
That ought to lock down Koro Sensei for us.
[11:16] ---
Go throw yourself
into giving away that chocolate.
[11:20] ---
Uh-huh...
[11:42] ---
Where's my chocolate?!
I must have something!
[11:44] ---
Someone musta hid it on the mountain!
[11:46] ---
Go look, Nagisa! I refuse
to end this day empty-handed!
[11:58] ---
Kayano?
[12:03] ---
What's wrong?
[12:04] ---
You're being so quiet.
[12:07] ---
Oh, man--my heart's thumping
so hard I can't think!
[12:10] ---
How should I look?
What should I say, when I give him this?
[12:15] ---
H-Hey, uh, Nagisa...
[12:18] ---
Have you figured out your future plans?
[12:20] ---
Well, I kind of have an idea
of what I want to be,
[12:24] ---
but right now I'm not sure
at all that I can be it.
[12:28] ---
A teacher, probably.
[12:31] ---
I've seen him look admiringly at Koro Sensei,
[12:33] ---
not as a super-creature
or an assassin, but as a teacher.
[12:39] ---
I bet he'll give his answer
at the month-end career counseling.
[12:44] ---
Huh?
[12:46] ---
That's Koro Sensei up in that tree.
[12:49] ---
He's engrossed in something or other.
[12:59] ---
Out of range...
[13:01] ---
Guess he's not about
to make himself a sitting duck.
[13:04] ---
Oh, that's right...
[13:07] ---
I've come to like that face of Nagisa's,
looking straight ahead.
[13:13] ---
The reason I didn't become completely empty
[13:16] ---
after losing my family and my revenge
[13:18] ---
was because Nagisa killed me.
[13:22] ---
Because the honest bloodlust
of this killer I faced
[13:27] ---
kindly filled the holes in my heart.
[13:32] ---
So with what face,
what words do I give him this?
[13:38] ---
Nagisa?
[13:41] ---
Thank you for staying
by my side this whole year.
[13:47] ---
Here!
[13:48] ---
For me?
[13:49] ---
Yep!
[13:50] ---
--B-But, I mean, I'm the one who should be thanking you.
--Okay, mission accomplished! Well done!
[13:53] ---
See you tomorrow!
Hope you get into that school!
[13:56] ---
Uh, yeah...
[13:59] ---
Right now, Nagisa is looking straight ahead.
[14:02] ---
I can't be next to him, distracting him.
[14:06] ---
But I do want to do something to thank him,
[14:10] ---
so I'll use my sharpest blade--my acting--
[14:13] ---
to cheer him on with my very best smile.
[14:19] ---
To kill yourself for someone else
at the moment of truth...
[14:24] ---
That part of her is a lot like Ms. Yukimura.
[14:27] ---
Ah, how noble.
[14:31] ---
No way can I poach
from someone so admirable.
[14:34] ---
Say what?
[14:35] ---
Nothing.
[14:37] ---
Never mind that--
[14:39] ---
What, exactly, has Koro Sensei so enthralled?
[14:43] ---
Oh, I got Kayano to leave some chocolates,
a certain photo, and a note
[14:48] ---
in an obvious spot...
[14:49] ---
"To Koro Sensei" "From my sister"
in an obvious spot...
[14:49] ---
"To Koro Sensei" "From my sister"
A photo?
[14:50] ---
"To Koro Sensei" "From my sister"
If I'd known it would work so well,
[14:51] ---
"To Koro Sensei" "From my sister"
I'd've used it in an assassination.
[14:59] ---
A top-class dinner on Valentine's Day...
[15:01] ---
I should have expected
such thoughtfulness from you.
[15:04] ---
They say men give back threefold
on White Day next month.
[15:08] ---
I'll accept nothing less than
triple both length and girth,
[15:14] ---
Karasuma.
[15:17] ---
--I'm out.
--Huh? Hey! Wait! Wait! Stay and eat!
[15:20] ---
Regular-sized is just fine!
[15:22] ---
I'll even make do with fun-sized!
[15:25] ---
Such low-class company
for such a high-class place.
[15:30] ---
Here--from Hinano.
[15:32] ---
She asked me to give it to you.
You're not at school much lately.
[15:37] ---
Once I see an opening, he's mine!
[15:40] ---
...she said.
[15:42] ---
She's reading too much into us.
We're not even dating.
[15:46] ---
And the others?
[15:48] ---
There were more chocolates than I'd thought,
both obligatory and heartfelt.
[15:52] ---
Maybe some of them
thought it might turn out to be
[15:55] ---
their last Valentine's Day on Earth.
[15:57] ---
And? What about you?
[16:01] ---
How's the assassination going?
[16:04] ---
"The probability's down
to one percent! Hooray!"
[16:08] ---
Like it'll end there.
[16:11] ---
So that's why she found
a private room at a trustworthy spot...
[16:17] ---
Yes. I was planning to talk to you about it.
[16:22] ---
My main job now is solely
to provide guidance to the E Class,
[16:26] ---
so they won't put me fully
in the loop until the eleventh hour.
[16:30] ---
But there's no doubt that the powers that be
[16:33] ---
are moving forward with
a tremendous assassination project.
[16:40] ---
To see it again like this--it's just amazing.
[16:43] ---
Can this really kill him?
[16:45] ---
With this weapon,
it's not a matter of whether it can.
[16:51] ---
What's crucial is just how *smooth
*and how smart it'll do the job.
[16:58] ---
A virtuous mind and
a brutally gorgeous figure...
[17:04] ---
Not very impressive, seeing one of our teachers
[17:08] ---
laid so low by a single swimsuit snapshot.
[17:11] ---
Mr. Principal, sir! Where'd you come from?!
[17:13] ---
There are problems with your work attitude.
[17:16] ---
I'll be cutting your salary this month.
[17:18] ---
Have mercy!
[17:20] ---
Ms. Yukimura... is it?
[17:23] ---
Pity we had to lose such talent.
[17:26] ---
She had an inexhaustible vitality
and such passion for teaching.
[17:30] ---
Given a few more years, she would have
been an outstanding teacher.
[17:34] ---
Yes.
[17:35] ---
By the way, I hear there's
a chance your life may be saved.
[17:40] ---
If so, would you care to follow in her footsteps
[17:43] ---
and teach here next year as well?
[17:46] ---
Your forced expression and that body of yours
[17:48] ---
are well-suited to teaching
at this satellite campus.
[17:53] ---
I'm flattered. For you, who judges
a teacher purely on aptitude
[17:57] ---
without being led astray
by sentiment or one's past,
[18:00] ---
to try persuading me to stay...
It's the best report card I could want.
[18:04] ---
"Roll Book"
[18:05] ---
"Roll Book"
But I've decided this will be my last year at the blackboard.
[18:10] ---
And after that?
[18:11] ---
Who knows? Perhaps I'll sail around the world.
[18:17] ---
Having you for a rival
made this school truly enjoyable for me.
[18:22] ---
I really must thank you again.
[18:26] ---
That's too bad...
[18:28] ---
You turned me down before I could bribe you.
[18:31] ---
Now that I think about it...
I rule this school from the top,
[18:35] ---
while you and Ms. Yukimura
support your students from the bottom.
[18:40] ---
That might just be my educational ideal.
[18:44] ---
By the way, how's your son?
[18:46] ---
Ah, he's putting together
a ruling hierarchy for high school.
[18:50] ---
At this rate, he'll have the whole place
under his thumb within the year.
[18:55] ---
Truly a remarkable young man.
[18:57] ---
Oh, he's not quite there yet.
[18:59] ---
There's no end to the ways
in which he's still lacking.
[19:03] ---
You know, Karasuma,
[19:05] ---
I think it might not be so bad
if the world were destroyed.
[19:09] ---
For the kids, anyway.
[19:12] ---
If they can't kill him,
they'll be left with these nagging feelings
[19:15] ---
of frustration and loss.
[19:17] ---
Worse, if their teacher were killed
in some huge assassination
[19:21] ---
that's out of their league
and beyond their control...
[19:24] ---
...or if they were made to watch
their mentor's cruel and painful death
[19:28] ---
at the hands of some conflicted assassin...
[19:34] ---
It's scary: frustration, powerlessness, trauma.
[19:38] ---
No matter what happens,
it's bound to warp those kids' futures.
[19:43] ---
I don't want to see those blameless brats
[19:45] ---
turn into adults with twisted hearts.
[19:50] ---
Irina?
[19:53] ---
Once this job is over, quit.
[19:56] ---
You're not cut out to be an assassin.
[19:59] ---
What?
[20:01] ---
Your emotions run too deep.
[20:03] ---
They've grown fatally deep this past year.
[20:06] ---
If you feel such emotion for your students,
[20:09] ---
it'll only make any
future jobs that much harder.
[20:16] ---
A square like you can blow it off easily enough,
[20:19] ---
this life I've desperately built for myself...
[20:22] ---
I've killed a lot, you know.
[20:24] ---
There's no going back to a place in the sun--
[20:26] ---
not with these ten sin-stained years behind me.
[20:31] ---
Every experience is a tool to clear your path.
[20:35] ---
It was none other than
those students who taught me that.
[20:40] ---
Whether you worry or not,
[20:42] ---
no matter what difficulty they may face,
[20:44] ---
the experience they've gained
through assassination
[20:47] ---
will nourish them
as they find their own answers.
[20:50] ---
Irina, come work for us.
[20:54] ---
I'm sure your experience will be
put to good use in peacetime, too.
[20:58] ---
The Intelligence Department
won't ask about your past.
[21:01] ---
There, you can save
more people than you've killed,
[21:04] ---
and pray for your victims
at the shrine every morning.
[21:08] ---
That's enough.
[21:11] ---
Shrine...?
[21:13] ---
But I'm Christian.
[21:15] ---
And I have no family in Japan...
[21:19] ---
Don't you get it? There aren't
any churches near my house.
[21:28] ---
Whaaat?!
[21:31] ---
Wait, Karasuma--what are you saying?
[21:34] ---
Just what I said.
[21:35] ---
B-B-But a man and a woman
living under one roof is so...
[21:39] ---
...immoral!
[21:39] ---
Live alone, then.
[21:41] ---
No! I'll do it! I'm coming! Wait up! Karasuma!
[21:43] ---
*The day I met you felt so far away
*No! I'll do it! I'm coming! Wait up! Karasuma!
[21:45] ---
The day I met you felt so far away
[21:55] ---
The memories I've arranged
little by little keep me warm
[22:06] ---
A small room, hearts connecting:
you taught me gently
[22:18] ---
Once this season comes for me, I won't be able
[22:30] ---
To search out your figure anymore
[22:36] ---
I'll never forget
[22:41] ---
Until the day I can see you again
21 - Trust Time
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[00:11] ---
"Letter of Acceptance" "Examinee No.: 64" "Name: Nagisa Shiota"
[00:12] ---
"Letter of Acceptance" "Examinee No.: 64" "Name: Nagisa Shiota"
I got in!
[00:14] ---
I'm finally past the worst of it...
[00:19] ---
You all got in to one of your top two schools!
[00:21] ---
Congratulations!
[00:23] ---
Splendid job wielding those
second blades of yours!
[00:26] ---
You'll all move on to high school
like the twinkling stars you are!
[00:30] ---
It's a weight off my shoulders, too!
[00:32] ---
"Hooray! You Made It!!" "Congratulations!"
We were supposed to start our final career counseling...
[00:36] ---
"Hooray! You Made It!!" "Congratulations!"
...but first there's something I'd really like to do.
[00:39] ---
"Tentacle"
...but first there's something I'd really like to do.
[00:39] ---
"Tentacle"
And what does one do,
[00:41] ---
on such a joyous occasion?
[00:44] ---
Editing.
[00:46] ---
What for?!
[00:47] ---
I'm making a yearbook,
of course--just for the E Class!
[00:58] ---
"Wait, just hang on a sec!"
[01:00] ---
I scream, but it gets me nowhere
[01:03] ---
I put all my strength into being afraid of
[01:06] ---
The limits that just kept on closing in
[01:09] ---
Reality is merciless
[01:11] ---
And time is especially tricky
[01:14] ---
It's like someone's snatching away
the blanket I just can't sleep without
[01:19] ---
We laughed and fretted
[01:25] ---
Over silly things, nonsensical things
[01:30] ---
Once the final bell rings out
[01:36] ---
The fun times will be over, too
[01:41] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:42] ---
365 days' worth of lessons shoved into bags
[01:48] ---
Like always, like it's "see you tomorrow"
[01:51] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:53] ---
365 days' worth of happenings
[01:57] ---
If you've made me an adult,
don't be showing me tears
[02:02] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:03] ---
365 days' worth of memories
[02:05] ---
"8 Days Till Koro Sensei's Dead-Line"
365 days' worth of memories
[02:07] ---
Even if I grow up some more
[02:10] ---
They still won't fade a bit
[02:23] ---
"21st Period: Trust Time"
"by Koki Mimura"
[02:27] ---
Making a yearbook?
[02:29] ---
Yes!
[02:30] ---
Oh, right--we did a whole-school one.
[02:34] ---
With Mr. Karasuma as our teacher.
[02:36] ---
And poor Koro Sensei isn't in a single shot.
[02:41] ---
Actually...
[02:42] ---
...he popped into a few
at Mach speed, just under the radar.
[02:45] ---
It's like one of those ghost photos.
[02:47] ---
Exactly! That's why I want to use
these photos instead!
[02:52] ---
A year of unguarded moments!
[02:54] ---
These treasured selfies with all of you--
[02:57] ---
thirty thousand in all!
[02:58] ---
Now to find the most
memorable ones together!
[03:02] ---
When did you take all these?!
[03:03] ---
That's our peeping Sensei.
[03:05] ---
I don't really like
looking at pictures of myself.
[03:09] ---
Why not?
[03:10] ---
My eyes are so tiny.
[03:11] ---
Don't worry--
[03:13] ---
"Hunk" "Twofer!!" "BTF: Best Teacher Forever"
I've made versions with the "big-eye" filter, too.
[03:16] ---
"Hunk" "Twofer!!" "BTF: Best Teacher Forever"
How terribly kind of you.
[03:19] ---
The official yearbook does have
plenty of the usual shots...
[03:22] ---
If we're making another one,
we can be more unconventional!
[03:26] ---
Leave it to me!
[03:28] ---
Cool beauty Hayami at the pet shop...
[03:31] ---
Oh! And here's a nighttime
campus shot of Mimura on air guitar!
[03:35] ---
H-He was behind us all along?
[03:37] ---
I'm just getting started!
[03:39] ---
Princess Kataoka,
trying on her royal vestments!
[03:43] ---
Dainty Muramatsu,
right when a cockroach scurried out!
[03:47] ---
Naked Okajima, running around
the grounds at night in the buff!
[03:51] ---
Whoa, hang on!
[03:52] ---
So there could be some
super sketchy pics of me in there?!
[03:56] ---
Sketchier than that?
[03:59] ---
Find your own photos, all of them!
Then get rid of them!
[04:02] ---
Oh, my! Who knew editing
would get you so fired up?
[04:06] ---
"A Classic Fail!!"
[04:08] ---
"How Much For This?"
[04:10] ---
"Cheaters Never Win!!"
[04:12] ---
"A Dead Ringer!"
[04:14] ---
"Who's Doing the Inviting Now?"
[04:15] ---
"Play Dress-Up in Moderation..." "Maid Outfit"
[04:19] ---
I can't believe he took pictures of that...
[04:22] ---
Okay, next we'll choose photos
for our school events!
[04:25] ---
"Killing It at Exams!!"
How about these? Huh? What do you think?
[04:26] ---
"Killing It at Summer Vacation!!"
How about these? Huh? What do you think?
[04:27] ---
"Killing It at the School Festival!!"
How about these? Huh? What do you think?
[04:29] ---
This really was a one-of-a-kind year...
[04:34] ---
Oh, but I haven't taken nearly enough photos!
[04:37] ---
I was aiming for
a ten-thousand-page yearbook!
[04:39] ---
And we just keep tearing them up.
[04:41] ---
The dictionary's not even
three thousand pages!
[04:44] ---
Outside, class!
[04:45] ---
We'll dress up and get a wider variety of shots!
[04:48] ---
"Theme: Bio-History"
That's it!
[04:50] ---
"Theme: Japanese History" "Divine Retribution"
[04:50] ---
"Theme: Japanese History" "Divine Retribution"
That's the way...
[04:52] ---
"Theme: History of Religion"
[04:52] ---
"Theme: History of Religion"
Yes, nice!
[04:54] ---
Keep going! More outfits!
[04:57] ---
Koro Sensei helped us a lot
with our entrance exams this February,
[05:02] ---
but otherwise it's just been a free-for-all.
[05:04] ---
Yeah, with us totally at his mercy.
[05:08] ---
He's probably spoiling you.
[05:11] ---
You've come plenty far,
thanks to your classes through January.
[05:15] ---
--Hey, babe--Karma got away from me. Lend me a hand, you two.
--Now he wants to spoil his full-fledged students a little.
[05:20] ---
I bet that's what he's thinking.
[05:22] ---
Oh, I get it.
[05:23] ---
Do you think we turned out
like that, too, Mr. Karasuma?
[05:28] ---
Sure.
[05:30] ---
If I ever have a hard time,
I'd trust you without hesitation.
[05:33] ---
I can count on you.
[05:36] ---
A man and a woman, in April...
Living together, in April...
[05:41] ---
In April...
[05:42] ---
Ten times a day!
[05:44] ---
What's with all the mumbling lately?
[05:47] ---
Maybe she found religion.
[05:53] ---
What's the meaning of this?
[05:55] ---
We need to get you in on
the cosplay action, Mr. Karasuma.
[05:58] ---
Or is this a fitting?
[06:01] ---
Karasuma, I can't wait for that first night.
[06:03] ---
Shut your mouth!
[06:05] ---
Phew! That ought to be
enough on-campus photos.
[06:10] ---
Hang on a sec!
[06:11] ---
Then why are we all stuffed in this bag?!
[06:14] ---
On-campus photos are hardly sufficient.
[06:17] ---
I'll be taking photos
with you around the world!
[06:19] ---
What, now?!
[06:20] ---
You're kidding!
[06:21] ---
Why go to such lengths?!
[06:24] ---
Because it's fun. And that's also why
[06:27] ---
I'll take the time and effort
to use my ingenuity
[06:29] ---
and tackle the yearbook with all my might!
[06:32] ---
Here we go!
[06:34] ---
Gum-Gum...
[06:36] ---
...Slingshot!
[06:55] ---
So I just need to pass this test?
[06:58] ---
Yep. You have what it takes
to go back to school with confidence.
[07:02] ---
Heck, you can breeze
right through the first term's work.
[07:07] ---
You can use that time
to get used to your new class.
[07:10] ---
Yeah...
[07:14] ---
When this is done, I'll go back to school.
[07:16] ---
When this is done, I'll go back to school.
[07:19] ---
When this is done...
[07:21] ---
...I'll go...
[07:21] ---
"Garbage" "Go home!" "Dummy" "Gross"
...I'll go...
[07:23] ---
...back to...
[07:34] ---
My blade...
[07:37] ---
...is most powerful
when used in an assassination.
[07:42] ---
But...
[07:44] ---
Nagisa?
[07:46] ---
It's all right; calm down.
[07:49] ---
You can do it if you try.
[07:52] ---
I know you can.
[07:54] ---
I will!
[07:56] ---
It's a different way of using my blade,
[07:59] ---
but if I get to see that look on her face...
[08:01] ---
"Final Career Counseling Sessions"
"Once you're done, go on home!"
[08:04] ---
Now, then...
[08:05] ---
Have you found what you'd like to be, Nagisa?
[08:11] ---
Koro Sensei...
[08:14] ---
I'm going to be a teacher.
[08:17] ---
I'm not fast like you,
[08:20] ---
or invincible like you,
[08:23] ---
or smart like you...
[08:27] ---
But I want to be a teacher like you.
[08:32] ---
That's good. It suits you.
[08:37] ---
You each have a talent
bestowed on you all equally
[08:39] ---
that you will also lose equally someday:
[08:42] ---
youth.
[08:45] ---
Keep swimming forward now, without stopping,
[08:48] ---
before this talent, your youth, escapes you.
[08:51] ---
Yes, sir!
[08:53] ---
"Staff Room"
[08:53] ---
"Staff Room"
See you tomorrow, Koro Sensei!
[08:55] ---
"Staff Room"
Yes, see you then.
[09:02] ---
Is that it for the career counseling?
[09:05] ---
Yes. They really impress me, all of them.
[09:09] ---
The only big task left is editing that yearbook.
[09:13] ---
Looks like I'll be spending
my nights here for a while.
[09:16] ---
I see.
[09:17] ---
I'll need an article about the developments
[09:19] ---
in your relationship with Ms. Irina.
[09:21] ---
I'll be spending the next
five hours interviewing you.
[09:23] ---
Like hell! I'm leaving!
[09:31] ---
Make it an educational yearbook.
[09:39] ---
I have to admit, we've learned
so much in this classroom you've built.
[09:46] ---
Both the students...
[09:49] ---
...and me.
[09:55] ---
Report.
[09:57] ---
--He's in a classroom alone right now.
[09:58] ---
--But how do I choose?
--He's in a classroom alone right now.
[10:00] ---
He won't be moving anytime soon.
[10:03] ---
Well done, Special Agent Karasuma.
[10:06] ---
You heard the man.
[10:08] ---
Tonight, March 6, just as planned...
[10:12] ---
...we move forward with our final assassination.
[11:06] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
"by Nagisa Shiota"
[11:16] ---
The first shot is a direct hit
on the entire school building!
[11:18] ---
And the target?
[11:19] ---
Checking the footage now!
[11:20] ---
Look at that--not a single scratch
anywhere in the place.
[11:25] ---
That's our Anti-Tentacle-Creature
Permeable Laser Satellite:
[11:28] ---
a.k.a. "Spear of Heaven."
[11:30] ---
Modeled after a tortoise
and powered by antimatter lifeforms,
[11:34] ---
then further amplified
in a gigantic particle accelerator,
[11:37] ---
it fires a laser from
an altitude of 400 kilometers.
[11:40] ---
This laser passes through any and all obstacles,
[11:44] ---
liquefying only tentacle creatures.
[11:47] ---
And we've just fired it
without one bit of advance warning.
[11:50] ---
Surely that did the trick.
[11:56] ---
The roof and my clothing are fine--
it's just my tentacles!
[12:02] ---
My goodness.
[12:03] ---
Impossible... He dodged that?!
[12:06] ---
But it's a light-speed laser!
[12:07] ---
What canny intuition.
[12:10] ---
But it's not over yet.
[12:15] ---
Since you're alive and all,
[12:17] ---
why don't you try
running away, super-creature?
[12:21] ---
There's another weapon waiting for you there.
[12:44] ---
Our Anti-Tentacle-Creature
Permeable Laser Barrier:
[12:48] ---
a.k.a. "Shield of Earth."
[12:51] ---
A cluster of camouflaged ground facilities
[12:53] ---
converging lasers to form a barrier
[12:56] ---
that covers the entire mountain.
[13:01] ---
Is this...
[13:05] ---
He's got nowhere to run!
[13:08] ---
The lasers penetrate into the ground,
[13:10] ---
a cage of light--not to kill him,
but to prevent his escape.
[13:15] ---
I wanted to finish him off with that first shot.
[13:18] ---
Once Plan B is in motion,
all hell will break loose.
[13:23] ---
Ready the ground troops!
[13:25] ---
Emergency deployment per Case B-1!
[13:27] ---
Sir!
[13:29] ---
What the--
[13:31] ---
What's that light?
[13:34] ---
We were naïve.
[13:36] ---
We thought things could maybe
end like this, uneventfully.
[13:41] ---
They had everything in place.
[13:43] ---
Without our knowing...
down to the tiniest, most horrible detail!
[13:48] ---
These measures serve to confine
one specific dangerous creature
[13:53] ---
who would do us harm.
[13:55] ---
This creature, now with no place to run
thanks to the Shield of Earth,
[13:58] ---
is the culprit behind
the moon's destruction one year ago.
[14:03] ---
We have only found out today
that this creature--
[14:06] ---
no, this monster--
[14:10] ---
is in a standoff against
the entire planet, of all things,
[14:13] ---
and has taken some of our nation's
junior-high students hostage,
[14:16] ---
having gone undercover as a teacher.
[14:19] ---
He is an extremely--
[14:21] ---
What's going on?
[14:22] ---
Looks bad!
[14:23] ---
This road is closed!
Please follow our instructions!
[14:29] ---
It'll take another week
for the second shot to charge up.
[14:32] ---
We may have hurt our chances,
firing the first one at 20 percent
[14:35] ---
just so he wouldn't see it coming.
[14:37] ---
But the next one will fire
at 100 percent, and he can't get away.
[14:42] ---
His death is a done deal.
[14:44] ---
All we have to do now is manage
any fallout and deal with any troublemakers.
[14:51] ---
Nagisa!
[14:53] ---
Kayano!
[14:53] ---
What is all this?!
[14:56] ---
Hey!
[14:57] ---
Whaddya mean, "no trespassing"?!
[14:59] ---
Look, just back off!
[15:01] ---
Nagisa! Kayano!
[15:02] ---
Did you see the news? This is awful!
[15:06] ---
Look at this!
[15:07] ---
Could these be the students
that had been threatened
[15:10] ---
by that monstrous teacher?
[15:11] ---
--You're those junior-high hostages, right?
[15:13] ---
--Excuse me! How do you feel right now?
--You're those junior-high hostages, right?
[15:14] ---
--Excuse me! How do you feel right now?
--You must be relieved to hear he's been captured!
[15:17] ---
Koro Sensei's been captured?
[15:19] ---
What was it like spending a whole year ruled by a teacher
[15:19] ---
"Dangerous Creature Captured" "A Year of Fear: Students Scarred"
What was it like spending a whole year ruled by a teacher
[15:21] ---
--who could explode at any second?
[15:22] ---
--What's this about him forcing you to perform sham assassinations?
--who could explode at any second?
[15:25] ---
--What's this about him forcing you to perform sham assassinations?
--Shut up!
[15:26] ---
It's none of your business!
[15:28] ---
We have it on good authority
[15:30] ---
that there's less than a 1-percent chance
of the earth being destroyed!
[15:33] ---
He's not dangerous--put that on TV!
[15:36] ---
He's not the evil teacher they're saying he is!
[15:40] ---
Oh!
[15:41] ---
Here, get this girl!
[15:42] ---
Did that monster tell you to say that?
[15:45] ---
How awful it must have been.
You can tell us the truth.
[15:50] ---
These are the innocent children
that monster used as hostages!
[15:54] ---
The children will surely
be seriously traumatized.
[15:58] ---
One would hope they'll be treated as soon as possible.
[16:00] ---
"Junior-High Hostages: Psychological Impact Feared"
One would hope they'll be treated as soon as possible.
[16:00] ---
"Junior-High Hostages: Psychological Impact Feared"
Poor dears...
[16:01] ---
"Junior-High Hostages: Psychological Impact Feared"
Who would do such terrible things to such innocent children?
[16:08] ---
Why are they pitying us?
[16:12] ---
You have no permission
to film here. Leave at once!
[16:15] ---
B-But what about our duty to report the truth?
[16:18] ---
And terrify junior-high students
for sheer entertainment value?
[16:21] ---
Some duty!
[16:23] ---
By the authority of the Defense Agency,
this area is off-limits.
[16:27] ---
In the interest of public safety,
I'll ask you to leave.
[16:31] ---
I'll take these students
into protective custody.
[16:36] ---
Mr. Karasuma...
what happened to Koro Sensei?
[16:40] ---
Time was up.
[16:42] ---
The government implemented their last resort,
[16:45] ---
the one they'd been preparing all this time.
[16:47] ---
Their last resort?
[16:49] ---
That barrier, you mean?
[16:51] ---
That's only a cage to keep him trapped.
[16:54] ---
In a week, they'll use
a high-power laser to kill him.
[16:59] ---
No! What about our assassination?
[17:02] ---
You tried your best so far.
Now leave the rest to us.
[17:07] ---
Oh, now you're the big man,
all "Leave it to us"?!
[17:10] ---
We're completely in the dark!
[17:12] ---
And that statement made it sound
like it's all Koro Sensei's fault!
[17:16] ---
This is not cool.
[17:18] ---
They told us to kill him,
and now they're elbowing in on our job?!
[17:22] ---
And it won't sit well with
Koro Sensei unless we do the deed!
[17:26] ---
Mr. Karasuma, please--let us go!
[17:30] ---
There are elite troops posted
throughout town and on the mountain.
[17:35] ---
No more openings for you
to use to your advantage.
[17:37] ---
Give it up.
[17:39] ---
No!
[17:40] ---
There's so much we haven't
talked about with Koro Sensei!
[17:43] ---
So much we still want to do!
[17:45] ---
So please, let us g--
[17:50] ---
I can't let you go! This is national policy!
[17:56] ---
Now you listen closely, Nagisa...
[18:00] ---
Don't give me a hard time.
[18:03] ---
Are we clear?
[18:06] ---
It's no use, Nagisa.
[18:08] ---
In the end, he's just another company man.
[18:12] ---
When push comes to shove,
he'll just follow orders to save his own skin.
[18:17] ---
That's exactly right.
[18:18] ---
My position lets me protect people
when they need it most.
[18:22] ---
Besides, even going by my own conviction,
[18:26] ---
I'm thinking he should be killed after all.
[18:31] ---
Arrange transportation
and escorts for them at once.
[18:35] ---
Sir!
[18:39] ---
Dammit! Karasuma, that bastard!
[18:42] ---
Terasaka...
[18:44] ---
Huh?
[18:45] ---
Mr. Karasuma just said
"Don't give me a hard time"--very clearly.
[18:50] ---
Yeah? So what?
[18:52] ---
Remember what he said earlier?
[18:56] ---
If I ever have a hard time,
I'd trust you without hesitation.
[19:00] ---
I can count on you.
[19:02] ---
So I think "don't give me a hard time"
[19:05] ---
means he trusts us and
can count on us to handle things.
[19:09] ---
We have Mr. Karasuma's trust--
he's leaving this to us. So...
[19:15] ---
Let's put our heads together
and sort it all out:
[19:18] ---
what we want to accomplish,
what we're capable of,
[19:23] ---
what Koro Sensei would want us to do.
[19:31] ---
Buff buff buff buff buff!
[19:33] ---
Buff it up nice, no wax needed!
[19:38] ---
Ah, that's care well taken!
[19:43] ---
There can't possibly be anything
for a super-creature like me to fear
[19:46] ---
this late in the game.
[19:51] ---
But if I could have one wish...
[19:58] ---
I'd like to see them one last time.
[20:12] ---
"Group"
[20:13] ---
"Yuma Isogai: How's everyone feeling?"
[20:14] ---
"Yukiko Kanzaki: I want to see him..."
[20:16] ---
"Tomohito Sugino: This'll never end otherwise"
[20:17] ---
"Yuzuki Fuwa: Let's suck it up and bide our time"
[20:21] ---
"Meg Kataoka: If we read into what Mr. Karasuma said,
the laser fires on 3/13. There's still time."
[20:22] ---
"Meg Kataoka: If we read into what Mr. Karasuma said,
the laser fires on 3/13. There's still time." "Read count:"
[20:24] ---
"Yuma Isogai: Let's think on it"
[20:28] ---
"Kotaro Takebayashi:
Where are the troops? How many?"
[20:30] ---
"Manami Okuda: And our approach route!"
[20:31] ---
"Masayoshi Kimura: Recon team, moving out!"
[20:32] ---
"Taiga Okajima: Me, too!"
[20:33] ---
"Sosuke Sugaya: me, too."
[20:34] ---
"Ryunosuke Chiba: Me!"
[20:35] ---
"Koki Mimura:
OK, the boys will check the mountain."
[20:37] ---
"Sumire Hara: Leave town to the girls"
[20:47] ---
"Itona Horibe: I want to tune up my drone."
"Read count:"
[20:49] ---
"Taisei Yoshida: Then come over"
[20:50] ---
"Ryoma Terasaka: Terasaka Gang assemble!"
[20:51] ---
"Itona Horibe: You don't have to come"
"Read count:"
[20:53] ---
"Ryoma Terasaka: ARGH! Shut up!
If I say I'm coming, I'm coming!"
[20:54] ---
"Kirara Hazama: I'm not"
[20:56] ---
"Ryoma Terasaka:
ALL MEMBERS ASSEMBLE!!!!!!"
[20:57] ---
"Itona Horibe: Muramatsu, bring food.
So what if it tastes nasty" "Read count:"
[20:59] ---
"Takuya Muramatsu: K"
[21:00] ---
"Takuya Muramatsu: HEY"
[21:04] ---
"Hinata Okano: I'd like to get a little exercise in"
"Read count:"
[21:05] ---
"Yuto Maehara: Right?"
[21:07] ---
"Hinata Okano: Can you get away?"
[21:08] ---
"Yuto Maehara: You bet!"
[21:09] ---
"Yuma Isogai: Just enough
that our monitors won't suspect!"
[21:13] ---
"Shock!! The Hidden-Monster Menace!"
[21:15] ---
"Rio Nakamura: The news is ridonk"
[21:17] ---
"Hinano Kurahashi:
Even though Koro Sensei's not evil at all..."
[21:19] ---
"Ritsu: Attachment" "Data analysis complete. I've calculated
our ideal entry route. See attached file."
[21:21] ---
"Ritsu: Attachment" "Data analysis complete. I've calculated
our ideal entry route. See attached file." "Read count:"
[21:23] ---
"Sosuke Sugaya: Thanks!"
[21:24] ---
"Ritsu: You're welcome"
"Read count:"
[21:26] ---
"Yuma Isogai: OK, gang!
Get that map and route into your noggins!"
[21:29] ---
"Karma Akabane: Isogai"
[21:33] ---
"Karma Akabane: If we get onto the mountain..."
[21:35] ---
"Karma Akabane:
Let me take it from there"
[21:40] ---
"Karma Akabane: If we get onto the mountain..."
"Let me take it from there"
[21:41] ---
"Karma Akabane: If we get onto the mountain..."
"Let me take it from there" "Please"
[21:45] ---
"Karma Akabane:
Let me take it from there" "Please"
[21:46] ---
"Yuma Isogai: Yep, it's all yours"
"Read count:"
[22:18] ---
I'm up a creek here.
[22:20] ---
That's what everyone
the world over must be thinking.
[22:24] ---
But I'm a Mach-20 monster, sorry to say.
[22:29] ---
And luckily for me, I have quite a bit to do.
[22:40] ---
I hate to toss out any of these photos...
[22:43] ---
I'll just have to take the plunge
and supersize this thing!
[22:54] ---
Countdown to Koro Sensei's dead-line:
[22:56] ---
three hours!
22 - Happy Birthday Time
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[00:07] ---
"Spear of Heaven."
[00:09] ---
"Shield of Earth."
[00:12] ---
The government had gone forward
with their final plan to bury Koro Sensei.
[00:17] ---
We couldn't get them to hear us out.
[00:22] ---
Our last mission: get everyone to school safely!
[00:27] ---
We need to see him.
[00:29] ---
This won't end unless we do.
[00:33] ---
Countdown to Koro Sensei's dead-line:
[00:36] ---
three hours!
[00:44] ---
"Wait, just hang on a sec!"
[00:46] ---
I scream, but it gets me nowhere
[00:49] ---
I put all my strength into being afraid of
[00:52] ---
The limits that just kept on closing in
[00:55] ---
Reality is merciless
[00:57] ---
And time is especially tricky
[01:00] ---
It's like someone's snatching away
the blanket I just can't sleep without
[01:05] ---
We laughed and fretted
[01:11] ---
Over silly things, nonsensical things
[01:16] ---
Once the final bell rings out
[01:22] ---
The fun times will be over, too
[01:27] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:28] ---
365 days' worth of lessons shoved into bags
[01:34] ---
Like always, like it's "see you tomorrow"
[01:37] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:39] ---
365 days' worth of happenings
[01:43] ---
If you've made me an adult,
don't be showing me tears
[01:48] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:49] ---
365 days' worth of memories
[01:51] ---
"3 Hours Till Koro Sensei's Dead-Line"
365 days' worth of memories
[01:53] ---
Even if I grow up some more
[01:56] ---
They still won't fade a bit
[02:09] ---
"22nd Period: Happy Birthday Time"
"by Yukiko Kanzaki & Rio Nakamura"
[02:20] ---
Three hours until the
Spear of Heaven is fully charged.
[02:23] ---
Shame we'll be destroying him so completely;
[02:27] ---
what a waste of rare test samples.
[02:29] ---
All in the name of world peace...
[02:32] ---
Can those kids make it through?
[02:37] ---
What is it?!
[02:38] ---
An intruder on the mountain!
[02:40] ---
Seems they've gotten past the police line!
[02:45] ---
I-It's a mob of monsters!
[02:50] ---
What a nightmare!
[02:52] ---
I can't tell how many there are!
[02:54] ---
Think you can mess with us?
[03:01] ---
Okay...
[03:02] ---
Nice teamwork, you three.
[03:06] ---
We've lost communication with the B squad.
[03:09] ---
This intruder must be
the real deal. Watch yourself.
[03:11] ---
Got it.
[03:17] ---
H-Hey!
[03:20] ---
A sniper--and they've spotted us all! Location--
[03:26] ---
Hey, uh... that didn't sound so great.
[03:29] ---
He's fine.
[03:31] ---
I wrapped him up nice and soft, that's all.
[03:33] ---
This squad's taken care of, Karma.
[03:35] ---
Okay.
[03:37] ---
How's things by you?
[03:38] ---
Hmm? Right now...
[03:41] ---
Agh! Hot! It burns!
[03:41] ---
"Wasabi"
Agh! Hot! It burns!
[03:43] ---
--Ow! It burns!
--Sorry 'bout that! But you're all such pros.
[03:46] ---
How else am I going to get you to scream?
[03:51] ---
Your screams'll be the bait
to lure even more reinforcements.
[03:54] ---
I'd like to take care of
two or three more while I'm here.
[03:58] ---
That's doable, right, Ritsu?
[04:00] ---
Yes...
[04:01] ---
About three more
are approaching over the ridge.
[04:04] ---
And there's a fixed machine gun
[04:06] ---
on the high ground, with all the fir trees.
[04:08] ---
Roger.
[04:09] ---
So if we go from the crimson-glory-vine thicket
[04:11] ---
through the stand of stone oaks?
[04:13] ---
Yep, that should get you there.
[04:16] ---
Okay, Terasaka, go that way,
take down their guys,
[04:19] ---
and advance to the lone pine.
[04:21] ---
Got it!
[04:33] ---
Squads C and D have gone missing!
[04:35] ---
I need a status report, pronto!
[04:36] ---
What's the meaning of this, Karasuma?!
[04:39] ---
That mountain is those students' home turf.
[04:43] ---
They've spent the last year there
going after a super-creature,
[04:46] ---
having fun, and taking classes.
[04:50] ---
They'll know their way around it
blindfolded by now.
[04:53] ---
Right there, on that patch of campus,
[04:55] ---
they're the world's most terrifying assassins.
[04:59] ---
Were you behind all this?
[05:01] ---
They made their own decision.
They formed their own plan.
[05:04] ---
And they carried it out themselves.
[05:07] ---
Even if we tried to hold them back,
[05:10] ---
they'd be ready to bust through
with everything they've got.
[05:14] ---
Like a proud papa.
[05:17] ---
Okajima, I'm there.
[05:20] ---
Another fifty meters.
[05:22] ---
Karma Akabane'd be
most suited to take command.
[05:26] ---
With his devilish brain, he'll use
anything and everything at his disposal.
[05:32] ---
What the--?!
[05:33] ---
How many of 'em are there?!
[05:41] ---
We're just gonna zap you a little, 'kay?
[05:46] ---
This mountain's just covered with traps.
[05:49] ---
Even if we did set 'em for Koro Sensei.
[05:55] ---
Hey! Lemme down!
[06:08] ---
Tch!
[06:09] ---
Still some o' you jokers left, eh?
[06:13] ---
It's true: we did let our guard down.
[06:16] ---
Looks like you kids are far better
at this place than we are.
[06:23] ---
Stun darts, eh?
[06:25] ---
But if you know what you're up against...
[06:27] ---
...it's no problem at all.
[06:39] ---
Karma!
[06:41] ---
You punks...
[06:42] ---
If you'd only behave, this'd all be over.
[06:47] ---
What in blazes are you
objecting to this late in the game?!
[06:51] ---
This is something we have to resolve ourselves!
[06:54] ---
You don't get to march in now
and boss us around!
[06:59] ---
Please trust us on the whole Koro Sensei thing!
[07:02] ---
Just let us handle it already!
[07:12] ---
Karma!
[07:23] ---
Nagisa?
[07:29] ---
Hey! He's still moving!
[07:31] ---
You damn brats!
[07:33] ---
Finish him off right, you dumbasses!
[07:35] ---
You can keep your show-off high-fives!
[07:40] ---
There's no response from any of our troops!
[07:43] ---
What?!
[07:53] ---
I could tell by the sound.
[07:56] ---
Sir...
[07:58] ---
You've come so far, class.
[08:02] ---
Koro Sensei!
[08:09] ---
You mean those students crossed
the barrier fully aware of the danger?
[08:13] ---
What could that possibly accomplish?!
[08:16] ---
They're civilians--we can't
leave them to their own devices.
[08:19] ---
It could be catastrophic
if the cornered target gets desperate.
[08:25] ---
Irina and I will go. We can talk them down.
[08:29] ---
Bleah.
[08:33] ---
That's the light from the laser...
[08:36] ---
I see. So they'll be firing
the killing laser just before midnight.
[08:43] ---
That much power would even
shut down my Absolute Defense Form.
[08:48] ---
No!
[08:49] ---
Koro Sensei, let's find a way out of here!
[08:52] ---
We'll be your hostages--or whatever it takes!
[08:57] ---
There's no stopping that laser now,
[09:01] ---
not when people know I'm out there.
[09:05] ---
Did you know all along
that it would come to this?
[09:09] ---
Even if I don't explode,
[09:11] ---
you can't expect all these nations
not to be afraid of a creature like me.
[09:16] ---
Sooner or later, they'll want to snuff me out.
[09:18] ---
It's only reasonable.
[09:23] ---
There might have been a way
if only we'd acted sooner...
[09:27] ---
Like breaking the barrier projectors,
[09:29] ---
"Octo-Creature's Students' Tearful Appeal!"
or making the rounds online and on TV to plead our case!
[09:30] ---
or making the rounds online and on TV to plead our case!
[09:32] ---
That would have gotten you
labeled even more dangerous,
[09:36] ---
and you might have been placed
under stricter surveillance.
[09:40] ---
Besides, the projectors
have impregnable defenses.
[09:43] ---
There are anti-aircraft weapons in place
[09:45] ---
if I so much as huck a rock at them.
[09:49] ---
With your current capabilities and equipment,
[09:51] ---
you'd likely get caught along the way.
[09:53] ---
That is how perfect this plan was.
[09:57] ---
They spared nothing,
pouring in tech and time and people.
[10:01] ---
This assassination,
[10:03] ---
this crystallization of
the world's wisdom and efforts,
[10:05] ---
surpasses my own abilities,
for which I offer my respect
[10:09] ---
and am honored to have been its target.
[10:15] ---
But... Then all our hard work
getting here--that was all wasted?
[10:20] ---
Is anything ever really wasted, Yada?
[10:24] ---
You went all the way to space to find out
[10:27] ---
that the probability of
my exploding was less than 1 percent.
[10:33] ---
That brought the light back
to a darkly sinking E Class,
[10:37] ---
and the month that followed
was short, but very sweet.
[10:43] ---
That process, your hearts--
that's what's important.
[10:47] ---
You used every last bit
of what you learned to come see me.
[10:52] ---
As a teacher,
there can be no greater happiness.
[10:57] ---
So what if time's up?
[11:00] ---
It's just 1 percent!
That's a risk we'll take--and gladly!
[11:06] ---
Why won't the government
and the rest of 'em hear us out,
[11:09] ---
when we're the ones
who've been closest to you?
[11:11] ---
This octopus... okay, he's a perv,
but he's not dangerous!
[11:15] ---
"We won't listen to
what those kids have to say.
[11:18] ---
We'll just pity them instead."
[11:20] ---
It's insulting.
[11:22] ---
Like we can shut up and take this...
[11:24] ---
Next time I see those goons, I'm gonna--
[11:29] ---
Terasaka, all of you...
Let me give you some advice.
[11:35] ---
As you go through life,
[11:37] ---
the mighty current of society
is bound to get in your way,
[11:40] ---
and there will certainly be times
things don't go as you'd hoped.
[11:43] ---
When this happens,
do not look to society for a cause.
[11:48] ---
Do not renounce society.
[11:51] ---
Frankly, you'd be wasting your time.
[11:56] ---
Instead, just say, "That's life!"
[11:59] ---
and muddle your way through with frustration.
[12:03] ---
Once you're past it, consider:
[12:06] ---
If society's swift current
is tossing you around,
[12:09] ---
how should you
be swimming there in its midst?
[12:13] ---
You should have learned how,
here in the E Class,
[12:17] ---
in this assassination classroom.
[12:19] ---
You don't always have to
stand and face it head-on.
[12:23] ---
You can run, and you can hide.
[12:26] ---
If it's not against the rules,
you can try a sneak attack.
[12:29] ---
You can use unconventional weapons.
[12:32] ---
Stay determined--
not impatient nor discouraged--
[12:35] ---
and with repeated trial and error,
[12:37] ---
you're bound to reach
a splendid outcome eventually.
[12:41] ---
That's because each and every
one of you is a top-tier assassin
[12:45] ---
who can do just that.
[12:48] ---
Geez. A lesson, really? Now?
[12:53] ---
Now's the time for this lesson.
[12:56] ---
An educator never misses
an opportunity to teach.
[13:01] ---
But you know, for you to try
so whole-heartedly to save me...
[13:06] ---
I'm so happy, I've been
holding back tears this whole time.
[13:10] ---
I mean it.
[13:15] ---
How can Koro Sensei be so calm?
[13:20] ---
If he hadn't come to our E Class,
[13:22] ---
he might've been able
to live a normal life somewhere.
[13:27] ---
We were Koro Sensei's...
[13:32] ---
By the way, Nakamura,
[13:34] ---
your footsteps were awfully gentle,
even during that pitched battle.
[13:38] ---
And... do I smell something sweet?
[13:42] ---
Sharp ears and a sharp nose...
[13:44] ---
It's been exactly one year
since the day the moon exploded, right?
[13:48] ---
As I recall, Miss Yukimura
made today your birthday.
[13:53] ---
Feel free to praise my skill
in getting this here in one p--
[13:58] ---
Hey! I'm talking!
[13:59] ---
But... it's just...
[14:01] ---
It's my first sweet anything in a week!
[14:03] ---
Ew, you're drooling!
Come on, guys--let's get singing!
[14:08] ---
And... go!
[14:10] ---
♪ Happy birthday to you, ♪
[14:14] ---
--Man, this is some bullshit--tooo youuu!
--♪ happy birthday to you! ♪
[14:18] ---
♪ Happy birthday, dear Koro Sensei... ♪
[14:25] ---
♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
[14:33] ---
This is more than enough.
[14:34] ---
C'mon, blow it out, Koro Sensei!
[14:37] ---
--A far greater reward than I deserve.
--There's just one, so make it count!
[14:54] ---
Happy birthday.
[14:59] ---
Shi--no!
[15:01] ---
Yanagisawa...
[15:02] ---
The time is ripe.
[15:04] ---
Let me give you the gift
of the world's cruelest death.
[15:09] ---
Sir... you know who I am, don't you?
[15:14] ---
Why don't I reintroduce him--
to your students, too.
[15:18] ---
He's the man who stole the name
"the Reaper" from that octopus.
[15:23] ---
And...
[15:27] ---
...as of today, he's the new Koro Sensei.
[15:37] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
"by Karma Akabane"
[15:56] ---
Farewell, my teacher...
[15:58] ---
You never did see my face...
[16:02] ---
...did you?
[16:05] ---
If there were another with my skills,
[16:08] ---
the scope of my assassination work
would widen considerably.
[16:11] ---
So when he volunteered to be my pupil,
I took him in and trained him.
[16:16] ---
This was a man who admired power.
[16:18] ---
And so power he was taught,
just as he'd desired.
[16:22] ---
To cultivate loyalty, I showed him
the absolute gap in our power as well.
[16:28] ---
I gave him profit and awe in spades.
[16:32] ---
There should have been
no element of betrayal.
[16:38] ---
Sir! Looking at our
infiltration route for this job,
[16:42] ---
aren't there fewer guards
if we come in from the east gate?
[16:45] ---
Let me handle this and I'll do all the prepwork!
[16:49] ---
Mmm. We won't make any changes.
[16:52] ---
Lead us in through here, as planned.
[16:58] ---
Sir, I've thought up a knife move
with lots of killing power!
[17:02] ---
This dual-wield variation--
[17:06] ---
Mmm. Doesn't work, does it?
[17:09] ---
If you don't want more risk in your work,
[17:11] ---
first master the skills you've been taught.
[17:20] ---
It's not so much that I was lacking.
[17:25] ---
I just didn't understand anything back then.
[17:29] ---
Your student probably
just wanted to be seen--by you.
[17:35] ---
You were my first student, and I...
[17:40] ---
I wasn't seeing you.
[17:47] ---
Yanagisawa...
[17:49] ---
This showing up now--is that part of your plan?
[17:55] ---
So now we can collect actual
combat data and the target's body?
[17:59] ---
With just one of those,
the whole war on terror would be over.
[18:02] ---
An unkillable, invincible creature...
[18:06] ---
I'm sure our nation would
love to put that to practical use.
[18:11] ---
That's...
[18:13] ---
Is that thing...?
[18:16] ---
Reaper 2.0... the one who'd attacked us!
[18:20] ---
Before it was just his face--
now his whole body is a monster!
[18:25] ---
He's just had the same
modifications as that octopus.
[18:29] ---
The only difference is that he begged for them.
[18:35] ---
Completely unlike the botched Itona
or my little sister over there.
[18:41] ---
Can you even imagine?
[18:43] ---
A man who overpowered you
singlehandedly even as a human
[18:47] ---
now has both incomparable
tentacles and hatred.
[18:50] ---
The destructive power...!
[18:53] ---
--Die!
--Run away!
[19:02] ---
A sonic boom.
[19:04] ---
His tentacles have
an initial velocity of Mach 2.
[19:06] ---
And they can reach a top speed...
[19:09] ---
...of Mach 40.
[19:10] ---
M-Mach 40?!
[19:12] ---
In short, his basic performance is doubled.
[19:16] ---
2.0's superhuman kinetic vision
and intuition are amplified via his tentacles,
[19:21] ---
making him readily adaptable
to a supersonic world.
[19:24] ---
Unlike some amateur children,
he took to his tentacles readily--
[19:29] ---
just like version 1.0 over there.
[19:32] ---
Koro Sensei!
[19:34] ---
But the greatest difference
is that unlike you and that octopus,
[19:37] ---
those tentacles were designed
with continuous operation in mind.
[19:42] ---
You see, he needs no upkeep. He's disposable.
[19:46] ---
In exchange for only three months to live,
[19:49] ---
I've made it so he can
tap into this tremendous energy.
[19:53] ---
And there's not even any danger
of him exploding at death.
[19:58] ---
A safe and flawless weapon, is it not?
[20:01] ---
You always do this...
[20:04] ---
Always hurting others--
[20:06] ---
from your safe spot away from it all!
[20:10] ---
Is that what you think?
[20:18] ---
I'm not prepared to die?
Is that what you think?
[20:23] ---
Hey, that's--
[20:25] ---
It can't be...
[20:27] ---
I don't give a damn about my life anymore.
[20:32] ---
Not if I can kill you,
who stole everything from me...
[20:36] ---
Joints, muscle fibers, spinal cord, nerves:
[20:39] ---
it may not be my entire body,
but if I can gradually implant tentacles
[20:42] ---
in these key places,
[20:43] ---
I can become superhuman
while retaining my human faculties...
[20:48] ---
Die a pathetic death, guinea pig...
[20:52] ---
...so your beloved students
will be scarred for life!
[20:57] ---
What the--?!
[21:01] ---
Class...
[21:03] ---
There's something I forgot
to mention in my earlier lesson:
[21:08] ---
Even an assassin who's cleverly
avoided all head-to-head battles
[21:13] ---
is sure to have a number of times in life
[21:16] ---
when he or she must fight
with every last ounce of strength.
[21:21] ---
In my case...
[21:24] ---
...that would be now!
[21:31] ---
In the big window where
the dappled sunlight shines gently in
[21:43] ---
The day I met you felt so far away
[21:55] ---
The memories I've arranged
little by little keep me warm
[22:06] ---
A small room, hearts connecting:
you taught me gently
[22:18] ---
Once this season comes for me, I won't be able
[22:30] ---
To search out your figure anymore
[22:36] ---
I'll never forget
[22:41] ---
Until the day I can see you again
23 - Final Boss Time
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[00:07] ---
Class...
[00:10] ---
There's something I forgot
to mention in my earlier lesson:
[00:15] ---
Even an assassin who's
cleverly avoided all head-to-head battles
[00:19] ---
is sure to have a number of times in life
[00:22] ---
when he or she must fight
with every last ounce of strength.
[00:27] ---
In my case...
[00:30] ---
...that would be now!
[00:44] ---
Koro Sensei!
[00:58] ---
"Wait, just hang on a sec!"
[01:00] ---
I scream, but it gets me nowhere
[01:03] ---
I put all my strength into being afraid of
[01:06] ---
The limits that just kept on closing in
[01:09] ---
Reality is merciless
[01:11] ---
And time is especially tricky
[01:14] ---
It's like someone's snatching away
the blanket I just can't sleep without
[01:19] ---
We laughed and fretted
[01:25] ---
Over silly things, nonsensical things
[01:30] ---
Once the final bell rings out
[01:36] ---
The fun times will be over, too
[01:41] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:42] ---
365 days' worth of lessons shoved into bags
[01:48] ---
Like always, like it's "see you tomorrow"
[01:51] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:53] ---
365 days' worth of happenings
[01:57] ---
If you've made me an adult,
don't be showing me tears
[02:02] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:03] ---
365 days' worth of memories
[02:23] ---
"23rd Period: Final Boss Time"
"by Ryunosuke Chiba & Rinka Hayami"
[02:34] ---
A sonic boom with every attack...
[02:38] ---
That's the kind of nonstandard
battle that was underway.
[02:42] ---
Though we can't make out
their movements, we know this much:
[02:47] ---
Koro Sensei is overwhelmingly losing ground!
[02:56] ---
Koro Sensei!
[03:04] ---
Feeling hopeless yet, guinea pig?
[03:06] ---
Two people, times tentacles...
[03:10] ---
...times genius... times the power of hate.
[03:13] ---
He's far surpassed the likes of you!
[03:30] ---
Please--
[03:31] ---
teach me to kill!
[03:35] ---
Are you sure? That was
your father I just killed, you know.
[03:40] ---
That doesn't matter!
[03:42] ---
When I saw you,
my father's killer, it came to me:
[03:46] ---
This is what my life
of luxury has been missing!
[03:49] ---
I want to have your skills!
Even if I die trying!
[03:57] ---
The boy didn't know right from wrong,
[04:00] ---
but his eyes were brimming with talent
[04:02] ---
and his own brand of hopes and dreams.
[04:07] ---
It's at this point,
[04:09] ---
before he threw away
his tomorrows and his sanity
[04:11] ---
that there must have been
another way to raise him.
[04:26] ---
They're not even in the same dimension.
[04:31] ---
This battle is too mismatched...
[04:34] ---
Enough to make you think
all our hard work over the past year
[04:37] ---
was meaningless.
[04:41] ---
We were a hindrance.
[04:44] ---
We couldn't do anything--not even run away.
[04:48] ---
We were Koro Sensei's greatest--
[05:04] ---
Is he... starting to dodge?!
[05:08] ---
Hmph. Then how about this?
[05:11] ---
What the--?!
[05:21] ---
Wow...
[05:23] ---
Evading attacks with
the minimum amount of strength,
[05:26] ---
using soil to block the light...
[05:29] ---
He's closing in and "killing" their power.
[05:32] ---
Seeing him improvise a way
to close their battle-power gap...
[05:35] ---
That's our Koro Sensei--through and through.
[05:39] ---
Chalk this part up to sheer experience!
[05:48] ---
This is where I,
his teacher, take responsibility
[05:51] ---
for my pupil who's strayed from the path.
[05:54] ---
However...
[05:56] ---
Yanagisawa. Leave us.
[06:00] ---
This is a place for students to learn and grow.
[06:03] ---
You are not entitled to be here!
[06:07] ---
Still fancy yourself a teacher, eh, guinea pig?
[06:11] ---
Then let's put you to the test.
[06:15] ---
Don't you see why we chose
this moment to make our move?
[06:24] ---
You'll protect them, right?
[06:26] ---
Isn't that what a teacher does?
[06:39] ---
What's this?!
[06:39] ---
Where are the kids?
[06:49] ---
Koro Sensei!
[06:55] ---
Koro Sensei!
[06:59] ---
You're the very model
of an educator, guinea pig!
[07:02] ---
You can escape these
harsh blows on your own,
[07:06] ---
yet you take them head-on
to protect your students!
[07:10] ---
All right, 2.0: next!
[07:19] ---
Next.
[07:22] ---
Next!
[07:24] ---
Next! Next! Next!
[07:30] ---
Such darkly seething emotions...
[07:34] ---
The strongest feeling in the world
is the bloodlust born of love.
[07:40] ---
He surely won't be satisfied
until the target is torn to pieces,
[07:44] ---
body and soul...
[07:51] ---
Koro Sensei!
[07:53] ---
Put the target with his students
and this was bound to happen.
[07:59] ---
Wrong answer, kids.
[08:02] ---
Deciding to show up here
tonight was a bad move.
[08:08] ---
Stop, Yanagisawa!
[08:10] ---
Don't drag those students in any deeper!
[08:17] ---
Karasuma!
[08:18] ---
Shut up and watch, government lapdogs.
[08:22] ---
You don't stand a chance against me now.
[08:29] ---
We'd seen it all along.
[08:33] ---
We'd seen it, and yet...
[08:35] ---
...we'd looked away.
[08:38] ---
I estimate seven or eight of them will die.
[08:41] ---
You'll have to jump in
and save them, Koro Sensei.
[08:46] ---
How does it feel?
[08:49] ---
What's it like, seeing your despairing students
[08:52] ---
being a hindrance to their dear, dear teacher?
[08:57] ---
Now do you see it? Your greatest weak point?
[09:03] ---
Koro Sensei's greatest weak point--it was...
[09:09] ---
"Us"
[09:09] ---
--...us.
--That's preposterous!
[09:16] ---
This isn't a question of right answer or wrong!
[09:19] ---
They risked life and limb to try to save me,
[09:22] ---
and overcame obstacles to meet me here!
[09:26] ---
That process, those hearts--
[09:29] ---
they're the greatest gift
a teacher could receive!
[09:33] ---
They're not a weak point,
and they're not a hindrance!
[09:36] ---
They're my students!
[09:38] ---
And I'm proud of each and every one of them!
[09:43] ---
What's more...
[09:44] ---
...protecting one's students
is a teacher's natural duty!
[09:52] ---
Yes, yes, very good. But we'll
deny you that duty of yours, too.
[09:59] ---
Soon your strength will run out,
[10:01] ---
and the students you've been protecting?
[10:04] ---
I will slaughter them.
[10:09] ---
This year you gained by destroying our lives...
[10:13] ---
I'll make it have been all for naught!
[10:16] ---
Then our revenge will finally be complete!
[10:21] ---
Now, let's continue.
[10:23] ---
Better protect those sweet students of yours.
[10:28] ---
Huh?!
[10:29] ---
You fool!
[10:30] ---
But--how?!
[10:33] ---
Run, Koro Sensei.
[10:36] ---
I'll buy you time--
just hide somewhere and recover!
[10:39] ---
Kayano?!
[10:48] ---
Oho...
[10:49] ---
That's a former tentacle-user for you.
[10:52] ---
Retained that kinetic vision, I see.
[10:55] ---
Stop, Kayano!
[10:58] ---
I'd regretted it all this time.
[11:00] ---
That it was my fault
the class learned the truth.
[11:06] ---
That I snatched away
the fun times we'd had together.
[11:10] ---
So at least... let me protect you...
[11:14] ---
...as your student!
[11:16] ---
You were right!
[11:18] ---
Thanks to your actions,
[11:19] ---
the class got to learn
what was truly important!
[11:26] ---
2.0?
[11:38] ---
Don't worry, Koro Sensei.
[11:41] ---
You can do it if you try.
[11:43] ---
You know who taught me that? My sister...
[11:48] ---
...and you!
[12:27] ---
I get to have both sisters
die right in front of me?!
[12:32] ---
What a couple of troublemakers!
[12:36] ---
Maybe I should've kept her
as her sister's stand-in!
[12:41] ---
Too bad I'm not interested in some holey bitch.
[12:59] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
"by Kaede Kayano"
[13:07] ---
There we go!
[13:09] ---
When you're beside yourself,
your emotions twisted,
[13:11] ---
your whole body goes pitch-black!
[13:15] ---
You couldn't be at full power otherwise.
[13:18] ---
In other words, this is the destructive creature
[13:21] ---
showing his true colors!
[13:23] ---
You yourself have
negated the whole year you spent
[13:26] ---
wearing that ridiculous yellow hypocrite's face!
[13:30] ---
Most satisfactory!
[13:35] ---
And as for this full-bore fury of yours...
[13:41] ---
In showing his true power,
2.0 will negate that, too.
[13:46] ---
Now for his final attack.
[14:03] ---
Let's get away from here!
[14:06] ---
Nagisa?
[14:07] ---
Now, while his attention is elsewhere!
[14:10] ---
If we stay, we'll get
tangled up in this for sure!
[14:12] ---
B-But...
[14:14] ---
Running away is
a perfectly sound battle tactic!
[14:33] ---
This was one hellish year, all right.
[14:37] ---
But it ends now.
[14:57] ---
What?! A white light?
[15:00] ---
No--his tentacles are still black.
[15:04] ---
No... it's yellow.
[15:07] ---
Nuh-uh--red!
[15:09] ---
Green!
[15:11] ---
Blue!
[15:13] ---
White!
[15:15] ---
All my colors...
all my emotions... all my past...
[15:23] ---
All my life, all mixed together...
[15:27] ---
...into pure-white energy.
[15:30] ---
My pupil...
[15:33] ---
May your graduation, at least, be peaceful.
[15:44] ---
Sh-Shit! If that thing
only liquefies tentacles...
[15:50] ---
Nooo!
[16:03] ---
What's with the flowers?
[16:05] ---
I just picked a few for decoration.
[16:07] ---
Thought a soothing skill like that could,
you know, come in handy.
[16:13] ---
I can get rid of them if they're in the way.
[16:22] ---
No, leave them. You've got a good eye.
[16:27] ---
Better than mine.
[16:28] ---
Oh, good! Then I'll bring in
new ones every day!
[16:33] ---
You could...
[16:35] ---
...but you ought to be
studying chemistry daily instead.
[16:37] ---
You couldn't kill a mosquito
with what you know now.
[16:45] ---
If only I had seen that smile,
[16:48] ---
I might have been able to
guide him to an entirely different life.
[17:07] ---
The tentacles asked me what I wanted to be.
[17:14] ---
I wanted you to acknowledge me.
[17:19] ---
I wanted... to be like you.
[17:25] ---
Now I can understand how you feel.
[17:29] ---
If we meet on the other side...
let's study together.
[17:34] ---
So we won't make the same mistakes.
[17:51] ---
No one shouted for joy.
[18:11] ---
Koro Sensei?
[18:13] ---
Kayano--she's...
[18:17] ---
Kaede...
[18:22] ---
Let's lay her down.
[18:23] ---
No, don't, Nagisa.
[18:26] ---
I don't want her to have too much
contact with germs in the soil.
[18:31] ---
Koro Sensei...
[18:33] ---
Class, the past you've lost
will never come back.
[18:38] ---
I myself have made so many mistakes...
[18:43] ---
But we can learn from the past
[18:45] ---
so we don't repeat it.
[18:50] ---
Huh? Wh-What's this?
[18:52] ---
Kayano's blood and somatic cells.
[18:56] ---
I gathered them up
before she fell to the ground
[18:58] ---
and stored them in a sterile membrane I made
[19:00] ---
with compressed air.
[19:02] ---
I-In the middle of battle?!
[19:05] ---
I'd set aside the tentacles
meant for protecting you.
[19:08] ---
Those were the only ones
I didn't use for fighting.
[19:13] ---
Now to string all these
cells together, one by one.
[19:18] ---
Faster,
[19:20] ---
more accurately...
[19:23] ---
I've been improving my skills all year long--
[19:27] ---
so if the same thing happens again,
it won't have the same tragic ending.
[19:34] ---
Some cells can't be repaired,
so instead I'll leave gaps
[19:38] ---
and fill them with my mucus.
[19:41] ---
Within a few days, her own cells
should regenerate and replace it.
[19:48] ---
I'm a tad low on blood.
Type AB donors, please!
[19:55] ---
Nakamura! Gather up that
birthday cake and put it in my mouth!
[19:59] ---
Whaaat?
[20:00] ---
But it's a smashed-up pile
of dirt-covered garbage!
[20:03] ---
I need to replenish my energy!
[20:06] ---
And I wanted to eat it that whole fight!
I call the 30-minute rule!
[20:09] ---
30-second!
[20:11] ---
Delish, delish, delish...
[20:16] ---
The wound's closing up--
[20:18] ---
without a single stitch,
without leaving a single mark.
[20:26] ---
Now, once her heart starts working, she'll come back to life.
[20:28] ---
"What to Do for a Gut-Shot Student" "by Koro Sensei"
Now, once her heart starts working, she'll come back to life.
[20:29] ---
"What to Do for a Gut-Shot Student" "by Koro Sensei"
It should go perfectly, according to my
[20:31] ---
"What to Do for a Gut-Shot Student" "by Koro Sensei"
"What to Do for a Gut-Shot Student" manual.
[20:35] ---
Who'd even anticipate such a disaster?!
[20:39] ---
I can say this now, but if your bodies
were ever torn to pieces,
[20:44] ---
I was prepared to put them back together.
[20:47] ---
As long as I'm around, that is.
[20:53] ---
As long as the teacher...
[20:55] ---
...is properly seeing his student.
[21:14] ---
Did you save me... again?
[21:19] ---
As many times as it takes.
[21:22] ---
Your sister would have done the same.
[21:31] ---
The important thing is
not repeating your mistakes.
[21:36] ---
Aguri? Did I do a good job as a teacher...
[21:43] ---
...during this treasure
of a year that you gave me?
[21:55] ---
The memories I've arranged
little by little keep me warm
[22:06] ---
A small room, hearts connecting:
you taught me gently
[22:18] ---
Once this season comes for me, I won't be able
[22:30] ---
To search out your figure anymore
[22:36] ---
I'll never forget
[22:41] ---
Until the day I can see you again
24 - Graduation Time
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[00:06] ---
We'd always been protected.
[00:10] ---
He was as overprotective as he was tough,
[00:14] ---
this teacher who'd
done more living than we had.
[00:22] ---
"24th Period: Graduation Time"
"by Karma Akabane"
[00:27] ---
Kayano...
[00:28] ---
Thank goodness you're all right.
[00:30] ---
Nagisaaachoo!
[00:32] ---
Brrr...
[00:33] ---
Hey! What's with this getup?!
[00:41] ---
Wh-What...
[00:42] ---
--Pathetic.
--What is?!
[00:44] ---
Aw, c'mon--
[00:46] ---
Koro Sensei even fixed up your hair for you.
[00:48] ---
Thanks... but I wish
he'd fixed up my clothes first.
[00:51] ---
Y'know, Koro Sensei's
so generous with his care and all,
[00:55] ---
you might've come out of that
a little bustier than before.
[00:58] ---
Is that so, Koro Sensei?
[01:06] ---
Phew... I'm beat.
[01:11] ---
As Koro Sensei collapsed,
he seemed unusually satisfied...
[01:16] ---
...and unusually frail.
[01:19] ---
Class?
[01:22] ---
What kind of an assassin
would let a dying target escape?
[01:28] ---
Don't you see?
[01:30] ---
It's killing time.
[01:35] ---
Fun times...
[01:38] ---
...are bound to end.
[01:41] ---
That's what a classroom's all about.
[01:46] ---
The swelling light of the laser
[01:50] ---
told us eloquently, cruelly,
that it was right on schedule.
[01:57] ---
We had no time to hesitate.
[01:58] ---
"March 12"
We had no time to hesitate.
[02:03] ---
Guys...
[02:05] ---
We have to decide this ourselves.
[02:14] ---
We could choose to stay out
of this and leave it up to fate...
[02:23] ---
Show of hands: Who doesn't
want to kill Koro Sensei?
[02:41] ---
Okay, hands down.
[02:46] ---
Who wants to kill him?
[03:04] ---
They were always with us:
our guns, our knives... and our teacher.
[03:20] ---
This is our answer.
[03:25] ---
We are killers. Our target is our teacher.
[03:35] ---
We were all painfully aware
of what we had to do to our mentor
[03:41] ---
for us to graduate with our bond still intact.
[03:57] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #33:
Can be captured if everyone holds him down"
[04:03] ---
You can't move like this, right, Koro Sensei?
[04:07] ---
Exactly so, Nakamura. I *am
*worried about your weak grip, though.
[04:18] ---
We didn't give much thought to the reason--
[04:21] ---
that we were doing it to kill him.
[04:25] ---
He'd praised us, scolded us,
and nurtured us all year.
[04:31] ---
Now we all took firm hold
of our teacher's tentacles.
[04:38] ---
Your heart is under your tie, right?
[04:43] ---
Who's going to...
[04:55] ---
You guys, please--
[05:01] ---
Please... let me.
[05:10] ---
We got no complaints.
[05:13] ---
You're the head of this class, Nagisa.
[05:33] ---
Sir...
[05:43] ---
Nagisa, you can stab down through my tie.
[05:49] ---
The very day I received this tie,
I managed to put a hole in it.
[05:53] ---
I left it like that.
[05:56] ---
This, too, is an important connection.
[06:03] ---
Ah, but first, I have to say
my goodbyes to these teachers.
[06:08] ---
Miss Irina, are you sure
you don't want to join in?
[06:12] ---
This is your chance at that bounty.
[06:17] ---
I've gotten enough already.
[06:20] ---
So many ties, so much experience--
from you and the children both.
[06:26] ---
This assassination...
is the bond between you and those kids.
[06:34] ---
And Mr. Karasuma--
[06:38] ---
You, too, have made
these students what they are today.
[06:44] ---
Please continue to offer your guidance.
[06:50] ---
You may have caused me no end of trouble,
[06:52] ---
but this is one year I'll never forget.
[06:58] ---
Farewell... Koro Sensei.
[07:02] ---
Yes.
[07:08] ---
Now then, class, it's about that time.
[07:12] ---
Twenty-four hours
wouldn't be enough time for me
[07:14] ---
to say my goodbyes to each of you in turn.
[07:17] ---
We can't talk long... so instead,
[07:21] ---
"Roll Book"
[07:22] ---
"Roll Book"
I'll take attendance one last time.
[07:28] ---
Please look me in the eye
and answer in a loud voice.
[07:34] ---
Once you've all responded, you can kill me.
[07:40] ---
N-Nobody left early, did they?!
[07:43] ---
If someone didn't respond now,
of all times, I'd kill myself!
[07:47] ---
Just do it already!
[07:48] ---
"Koro Sensei's Weak Spot #36:
Disorganized when it really counts"
[07:52] ---
All right:
[07:56] ---
Karma Akabane.
[07:59] ---
Here.
[08:00] ---
"3-E, #1: Karma Akabane"
[08:05] ---
Yuma Isogai.
[08:08] ---
Here.
[08:09] ---
"3-E, #2: Yuma Isogai"
[08:14] ---
Taiga Okajima.
[08:17] ---
Here.
[08:19] ---
"3-E, #3: Taiga Okajima"
[08:23] ---
Hinata Okano.
[08:26] ---
Uh-huh...
[08:27] ---
"3-E, #4: Hinata Okano"
[08:32] ---
Manami Okuda.
[08:35] ---
H-Here!
[08:37] ---
"3-E, #5: Manami Okuda"
[08:41] ---
Meg Kataoka.
[08:44] ---
Here.
[08:46] ---
"3-E, #6: Meg Kataoka"
[08:50] ---
Kaede Kayano.
[08:53] ---
Here.
[08:54] ---
"3-E, #7: Kaede Kayano"
[08:59] ---
Yukiko Kanzaki.
[09:02] ---
Here.
[09:03] ---
"3-E, #8: Yukiko Kanzaki"
[09:08] ---
Justice Kimura.
[09:11] ---
Here!
[09:12] ---
"3-E, #9: Justice Kimura"
[09:17] ---
Hinano Kurahashi.
[09:19] ---
Here...
[09:21] ---
"3-E, #10: Hinano Kurahashi"
[09:27] ---
Nagisa Shiota.
[09:29] ---
Here.
[09:31] ---
"3-E, #11: Nagisa Shiota"
[09:36] ---
My young assassins...
[09:42] ---
Sosuke Sugaya.
[09:45] ---
Here.
[09:46] ---
"3-E, #12: Sosuke Sugaya"
[09:50] ---
You who are about to cut down a single life...
[09:58] ---
Tomohito Sugino.
[10:00] ---
Here.
[10:02] ---
"3-E, #13: Tomohito Sugino"
[10:06] ---
Surely you know better
than anyone the value of life...
[10:14] ---
Kotaro Takebayashi.
[10:16] ---
Here.
[10:18] ---
"3-E, #14: Kotaro Takebayashi"
[10:23] ---
Ryunosuke Chiba.
[10:25] ---
Here.
[10:27] ---
"3-E, #15: Ryunosuke Chiba"
[10:31] ---
...because you've studied...
[10:36] ---
Ryoma Terasaka.
[10:39] ---
Yo.
[10:40] ---
"3-E, #16: Ryoma Terasaka"
[10:44] ---
"3-E Class Schedule"
[10:45] ---
"3-E Class Schedule"
...fretted...
[10:46] ---
"3-E Class Schedule"
[10:50] ---
Rio Nakamura.
[10:52] ---
Yep.
[10:53] ---
"3-E, #17: Rio Nakamura"
[10:57] ---
"Tentacles"
[10:58] ---
"Tentacles"
...and really thought this through.
[11:00] ---
"Tentacles"
[11:04] ---
Kirara Hazama.
[11:07] ---
Here.
[11:09] ---
"3-E, #18: Kirara Hazama"
[11:13] ---
Rinka Hayami.
[11:15] ---
Here.
[11:17] ---
"3-E, #19: Rinka Hayami"
[11:20] ---
"Tentacles"
[11:21] ---
"Tentacles"
You are what gave my life value.
[11:26] ---
"Tentacles"
[11:30] ---
Sumire Hara.
[11:32] ---
Here.
[11:34] ---
"3-E, #20: Sumire Hara"
[11:38] ---
As I fostered you all...
[11:44] ---
Yuzuki Fuwa.
[11:46] ---
Here!
[11:48] ---
"3-E, #21: Yuzuki Fuwa"
[11:52] ---
...you fostered me.
[12:00] ---
Hiroto Maehara.
[12:03] ---
Mmm.
[12:04] ---
"3-E, #22: Hiroto Maehara"
[12:09] ---
Koki Mimura.
[12:12] ---
Here.
[12:14] ---
"3-E, #23: Koki Mimura"
[12:17] ---
So please...
[12:23] ---
Takuya Muramatsu.
[12:25] ---
Yeah.
[12:27] ---
"3-E, #24: Takuya Muramatsu"
[12:31] ---
...here, now...
[12:37] ---
Toka Yada.
[12:39] ---
Here!
[12:41] ---
"3-E, #25: Toka Yada"
[12:45] ---
...reap me with your finest bloodlust.
[12:53] ---
Taisei Yoshida.
[12:56] ---
Here!
[12:57] ---
"3-E, #26: Taisei Yoshida"
[13:02] ---
If I could help nurture these 28 souls
as they move into the future...
[13:10] ---
Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery--Ritsu.
[13:13] ---
Here.
[13:15] ---
"3-E, #27: Autonomous
Intelligence Fixed Artillery"
[13:19] ---
...I would be so happy, I could die.
[13:27] ---
Itona Horibe.
[13:29] ---
Here.
[13:31] ---
"3-E, #28: Itona Horibe"
[13:36] ---
It was a really... really fun year.
[13:41] ---
"Be happy"
[13:48] ---
I'm so happy... to be killed by you all.
[13:55] ---
From one traveler to another...
[14:00] ---
...a yell--
[14:05] ---
for all of life!
[14:18] ---
This is it. I have to kill him.
[14:36] ---
I'm shaking...
[14:40] ---
...shaking...
[15:11] ---
Don't kill me feeling like that.
[15:16] ---
Calm yourself. Smile.
[15:49] ---
The wind blows
[15:55] ---
And presses on my shoulder
[16:02] ---
Ah, the road I must follow
[16:10] ---
*Now lays ahead of you*
[16:14] ---
*The wind blow *
[16:16] ---
*The wind blows
*Goodbye, Koro Sensei.
[16:21] ---
And leafs through my yearbook
[16:24] ---
*And leafs through my yearbook
*Yes--goodbye.
[16:27] ---
Ah, it was all so glorious
[16:30] ---
*Ah, it was all so glorious
*I couldn't say more than the bare minimum.
[16:35] ---
*Ah, it was all so glorious
*Gratitude, parting regrets-- I put all of my emotions into my blade.
[16:35] ---
*And so kind
*Gratitude, parting regrets-- I put all of my emotions into my blade.
[16:40] ---
*You understood us better
*Gratitude, parting regrets-- I put all of my emotions into my blade.
[16:41] ---
*You understood us better
*As though pouring in my soul,
[16:45] ---
*You understood us better
*as though thanking him with all my being,
[16:46] ---
*Than anyone else
*as though thanking him with all my being,
[16:48] ---
*Than anyone else
*I offered my knife.
[16:52] ---
Than anyone else
[16:53] ---
Surely what you taught us
[16:59] ---
Will keep guiding us on our way
[17:05] ---
The cherry blossoms, the cherry blossoms,
the cherry blossoms
[17:10] ---
Flutter to the ground
[17:13] ---
*Flutter to the ground
*At the end, it felt like he was saying,
[17:15] ---
"Congratulations on your graduation."
[17:18] ---
Our time:
[17:23] ---
Ceaselessly brimming with emotion
[17:30] ---
We knew this, and yet we remained
[17:38] ---
Looking at the sky, not moving
[17:44] ---
Parting time:
[17:49] ---
Thank you--we loved you
[17:56] ---
We feel your cheering at our backs
[18:05] ---
In this journeying song
[18:22] ---
Our time:
[18:27] ---
Our school, growing distant now
[18:35] ---
Precious friends, teacher of life
[18:42] ---
It was all there
[18:48] ---
Parting time:
[18:53] ---
And so we graduate
[19:00] ---
To serve as our thanks, we give to you
[19:10] ---
This journeying song
[19:29] ---
Soon it would be midnight--
[19:32] ---
graduation day at Kunugigaoka Junior High.
[19:38] ---
We'd graduated from our
assassination classroom a little earlier.
[19:55] ---
"Nagisa Shiota"
[20:10] ---
Afterward, when we
went back to the classroom
[20:13] ---
in search of some trace of Koro Sensei,
[20:16] ---
"Koro Sensei's Rules to Live By - Nagisa Shiota"
in search of some trace of Koro Sensei,
[20:17] ---
"Koro Sensei's Rules to Live By - Nagisa Shiota"
we found diplomas for each of us, yearbooks...
[20:22] ---
...and "Koro Sensei's Rules to Live By,"
one for each of us.
[20:28] ---
Apparently the laser hit us at some point,
[20:31] ---
but it mattered so little to us
then that we never even noticed.
[20:36] ---
Mr. Karasuma met the onsite inspection squad
[20:39] ---
that showed up later
and dealt with them outside.
[20:44] ---
He said, "The students on this campus
fall into my jurisdiction,"
[20:47] ---
and let our classroom be ours alone.
[20:53] ---
The incredibly thick books of advice
that Koro Sensei had made,
[20:59] ---
started in a considerate,
easy-to-read manga format,
[21:04] ---
and then...
[21:05] ---
"Koro-tan"
I think the workbooks at the end there are good enough to sell!
[21:10] ---
"Koro-tan"
Add some short stories for an English vocab guide worth reading!
[21:13] ---
"Koro-tan"
Tch!
[21:14] ---
You could draw a spin-off manga
starring me--still alive!
[21:18] ---
I could even be the big bad!
[21:22] ---
Honestly, we got a little
fed up with his too-detailed advice.
[21:31] ---
Before we knew it,
[21:31] ---
*In the big window where the dappled sunlight shines gently in
*Before we knew it,
[21:33] ---
*In the big window where the dappled sunlight shines gently in
*we'd all forgotten our tears and were sleeping soundly.
[21:36] ---
In the big window where the dappled sunlight shines gently in
[21:40] ---
*In the big window where the dappled sunlight shines gently in
*When we woke in the morning and looked outside,
[21:43] ---
*The day I met you felt so far away
*When we woke in the morning and looked outside,
[21:46] ---
*The day I met you felt so far away
*the early-blooming cherry blossoms were nodding,
[21:49] ---
*The day I met you felt so far away
*small and strong.
[21:53] ---
The day I met you felt so far away
[21:55] ---
The memories I've arranged
little by little keep me warm
[22:06] ---
A small room, hearts connecting:
you taught me gently
[22:18] ---
Once this season comes for me, I won't be able
[22:30] ---
To search out your figure anymore
[22:36] ---
I'll never forget
[22:41] ---
Until the day I can see you again
[22:43] ---
"Congratulations on your graduation!"
Until the day I can see you again
[22:48] ---
"Congratulations on your graduation!"
25 - Future Time
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[00:07] ---
The target is gone and the earth is saved.
[00:11] ---
Thanks for all your hard work this past year.
[00:15] ---
I imagine there are some things
you'll find hard to swallow.
[00:18] ---
You'll have all eyes on you
for a while, I'm afraid,
[00:21] ---
and I'm sure they'll be asking
to keep mum on confidential matters.
[00:25] ---
I'll do my utmost to protect you, of course,
[00:28] ---
but allow me to apologize in advance.
[00:33] ---
Mr. Karasuma, it's fine.
[00:37] ---
We'll do our best to
get this settled peacefully, too.
[00:41] ---
We don't want to complicate things for you.
[00:44] ---
In return, we do have one request.
[00:49] ---
Please let us attend Kunugigaoka's
graduation ceremony today.
[00:53] ---
Our days spent battling with the main campus
[00:55] ---
are yet another precious memory
we made with Koro Sensei.
[01:00] ---
Sure--I'll arrange it.
After all, that's why I'm here.
[01:09] ---
All students: stand up!
[01:14] ---
Mr. Karasuma, Professor Bitch--
you taught us so much. Thank you!
[01:21] ---
Thank you!
[01:26] ---
So where is graduation, anyway?
[01:28] ---
School's locked up tight.
Looks like it's at the civic center.
[01:32] ---
We'll need our folks to bring by our uniforms.
[01:38] ---
There must still be some
lingering sadness, and yet...
[01:41] ---
How strong they've become--
[01:43] ---
they're almost unrecognizable from a year ago.
[01:52] ---
"Wait, just hang on a sec!"
[01:54] ---
I scream, but it gets me nowhere
[01:57] ---
I put all my strength into being afraid of
[02:00] ---
The limits that just kept on closing in
[02:03] ---
Reality is merciless
[02:05] ---
And time is especially tricky
[02:08] ---
It's like someone's snatching away
the blanket I just can't sleep without
[02:13] ---
We laughed and fretted
[02:19] ---
Over silly things, nonsensical things
[02:24] ---
Once the final bell rings out
[02:30] ---
The fun times will be over, too
[02:34] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:36] ---
365 days' worth of lessons shoved into bags
[02:42] ---
Like always, like it's "see you tomorrow"
[02:45] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:47] ---
365 days' worth of happenings
[02:51] ---
If you've made me an adult,
don't be showing me tears
[02:56] ---
Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:57] ---
365 days' worth of memories
[02:59] ---
"Congratulations on your graduation!"
365 days' worth of memories
[03:01] ---
Even if I grow up some more
[03:04] ---
They still won't fade a bit
[03:16] ---
"25th Period: Future Time"
"by Kaede Kayano & Nagisa Shiota"
[03:25] ---
"Kunugigaoka Junior High Graduation Ceremony"
[03:30] ---
"Kunugigaoka Junior High Graduation Ceremony"
Koro Sensei never said anything about the E-Class system being wrong
[03:31] ---
Koro Sensei never said anything about the E-Class system being wrong
[03:35] ---
or that we would try to get it changed.
[03:37] ---
--Hinano Kurahashi.
--Sir!
[03:40] ---
This world is full of absurdities
as a matter of course.
[03:43] ---
If you have the time to be
resentful and resigned to that...
[03:47] ---
Nagisa Shiota!
[03:49] ---
Sir!
[03:51] ---
...have fun fighting those absurdities instead.
[03:54] ---
He taught us plenty of ways to do it, too.
[03:58] ---
You've got a sharp look
in your eyes these days.
[04:01] ---
The result of your
teacher's instruction, I'm sure.
[04:04] ---
Yes, sir. And please don't overdo things.
[04:14] ---
Take care, now.
[04:20] ---
That was a nice ceremony, wasn't it?
[04:21] ---
--I was really moved!
--Right?
[04:23] ---
Huh?!
[04:25] ---
Mom, Dad... Why are you here together?
[04:31] ---
At the end of last month,
[04:33] ---
that monster--your teacher--paid me a visit.
[04:39] ---
Nagisa asked me a favor at the very start:
[04:42] ---
He wants to be called
by his first name, not his last.
[04:46] ---
That way, he says, there'll be
no discomfort calling on him
[04:50] ---
even if he goes back to using his father's name.
[04:53] ---
He's a fine child. No complaints.
[04:56] ---
He's likely to meet
his major goals by mid-March.
[05:01] ---
Please give him your blessing--as a family.
[05:07] ---
Both he and your mother
told me how hard you worked,
[05:10] ---
how determined you were in making it this far.
[05:14] ---
Your father and I have talked it over.
[05:18] ---
We'll follow your example
and work hard to give us another try.
[05:23] ---
Huh?
[05:30] ---
Just how much of himself
did our teacher need to leave behind?
[05:37] ---
The ceremony's over!
[05:39] ---
It's interview time!
[05:41] ---
--E Class, a word?
--This place is off limits!
[05:44] ---
Tell us about the monster!
[05:47] ---
How do you feel right now?
[05:49] ---
Did you really kill him?
[05:51] ---
Hey, buddy, outta the way!
[05:54] ---
You vultures! Spare a thought
for the students' feelings for once!
[05:58] ---
Who cares?!
[05:59] ---
Outside, everyone--quickly!
[06:01] ---
There's a bus standing by
outside the main gate!
[06:03] ---
Hey! Ow!
[06:05] ---
What the--?!
[06:08] ---
"Kunugigaoka"
[06:12] ---
What the hell are you doing?
[06:14] ---
Quit meddling with our coverage!
[06:18] ---
You quit meddling with our moment in the sun!
[06:21] ---
After a little editing,
I might just release this online!
[06:24] ---
We know what you look like!
[06:28] ---
Now let us escort you to the front gate.
[06:33] ---
Our ties and our relationship
end today, for the most part,
[06:37] ---
but we are still students
who studied at the same school.
[06:40] ---
To abandon you now would
bring shame upon your ruler--me.
[06:48] ---
Akabane?
[06:50] ---
Seems you're the only one staying on.
[06:53] ---
Once all this blows over, I'll string you up
and make you spill the beans...
[06:58] ---
You'll tell me about this Koro Sensei guy
[07:00] ---
who actually managed to get you all this far.
[07:03] ---
Sure, I don't mind.
[07:05] ---
But with your hard head,
you might struggle to understand it all.
[07:09] ---
--C'mon, you're bringing up the rear.
--Whoa!
[07:14] ---
Off you go.
[07:36] ---
A day like today,
with so many reasons for tears...
[07:41] ---
I doubt I'll see another like it.
[07:48] ---
Goodbye, Kunugigaoka Junior High.
[07:52] ---
Goodbye, Class 3-E.
[07:58] ---
Goodbye...
[07:58] ---
*Ah, up here on this hill
*Goodbye...
[08:00] ---
Ah, up here on this hill
...Koro Sensei.
[08:02] ---
Ah, up here on this hill
[08:05] ---
Farewells come around
[08:10] ---
The jet contrails that held our hopes
[08:12] ---
*The jet contrails that held our hopes
*Lots of stuff happened after that.
[08:16] ---
Kunugigaoka Academy came under fire
[08:18] ---
for putting its students in harm's way.
[08:19] ---
"Keep Out" "No Trespassing"
for putting its students in harm's way.
[08:22] ---
"Keep Out" "No Trespassing"
The E-Class system, too,
[08:23] ---
"Keep Out" "No Trespassing"
was seen as problematic and abolished.
[08:26] ---
"Keep Out" "No Trespassing"
After we left, the E Class campus closed its doors for good.
[08:32] ---
The principal had to
relinquish his administrative rights.
[08:39] ---
But I get the feeling he would
already have accounted for that.
[08:44] ---
He's a man of tough convictions and prodigious wit.
[08:48] ---
"Ten Years at Kunugigaoka"
He's a man of tough convictions and prodigious wit.
[08:49] ---
"Ten Years at Kunugigaoka"
I'm sure he'll be working in education again somewhere soon.
[08:53] ---
"Ten Years at Kunugigaoka"
[08:54] ---
"Ten Years at Kunugigaoka"
Can we help, Mr. Asano?
[08:59] ---
Ah, Nagai and Mori!
How many years has it been?
[09:06] ---
We heard things were really rough.
[09:09] ---
Both for you and for
the students who came after us.
[09:13] ---
Isn't there anything we can do?
[09:16] ---
If we can be of any use to our mentor...
[09:22] ---
Well, let's see. Can I ask you one favor, then?
[09:28] ---
Will you celebrate this new start
for me and your juniors?
[09:36] ---
Come, let's drink.
We'll talk about what you're doing now
[09:39] ---
and I'll air out my complaints.
[09:43] ---
We'll listen to anything you have to say.
[09:46] ---
All three of us.
[09:50] ---
The thirty-billion-yen bounty
was promptly paid out.
[09:58] ---
Like Mr. Karasuma said,
it was hush money, too, of a sort.
[10:04] ---
We talked it over.
[10:07] ---
After referring to Koro Sensei's book of advice...
[10:10] ---
"Koro Sensei's Rules to Live By"
After referring to Koro Sensei's book of advice...
[10:10] ---
"Koro Sensei's Rules to Live By"
The accomplishment's the thing!
[10:13] ---
"Koro Sensei's Rules to Live By"
You can't grow up right if you live your life
[10:15] ---
"Koro Sensei's Rules to Live By"
relying on scads of money!
[10:17] ---
"Koro Sensei's Rules to Live By"
And so...
[10:18] ---
...we each took some
as a down payment for tuition
[10:20] ---
and for living on our own,
[10:23] ---
donated here and there to various places,
[10:27] ---
then made one big-ticket purchase together.
[10:31] ---
The rest we returned to the government
in thanks for their year of support.
[10:38] ---
Mr. Karasuma--Agent Karasuma's
reputation is sure to rise.
[10:46] ---
The moon began to crumble, slowly but surely.
[10:50] ---
Under its own gravity,
it would eventually end up
[10:54] ---
a much smaller sphere than before.
[10:57] ---
The explosion had also
brought it closer to Earth,
[11:01] ---
so after a while, its size,
shape, gravity and orbit
[11:05] ---
would start to look and feel
very similar to the way it was
[11:08] ---
before its destruction.
[11:13] ---
The crescent moon
that symbolized our year together
[11:17] ---
would slowly forget its shape.
[11:24] ---
"Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
"by Nagisa Shiota"
[11:36] ---
"Ministry of Defense"
[11:37] ---
"Ministry of Defense"
There's been some dangerous movement from an organization
[11:40] ---
"Ministry of Defense"
that incites violence in the Middle East.
[11:42] ---
The plan is to send in a secret agent
to infiltrate their group.
[11:47] ---
You'll head there tomorrow, Irina.
[11:50] ---
Okay, sure...
[11:53] ---
But I'm scared, Chief Karasuma.
[11:57] ---
If a gorgeous woman like me
gets captured in dangerous territory...
[12:03] ---
Or does that turn you on?
[12:05] ---
Picturing your wife having
all kinds of things done to her...
[12:11] ---
I asked you to go because
I had faith in your abilities.
[12:15] ---
But if that's really how you see yourself...
[12:19] ---
Then I have no choice. I'll ask someone else.
[12:23] ---
Huh? But--
[12:24] ---
I was joking! I just wanted you
to show a little concern!
[12:28] ---
Come on, sweetie!
[12:31] ---
So you're going?
[12:32] ---
I'm going!
[12:34] ---
Then go get ready!
[12:35] ---
Yes, sir! Gladly!
[12:41] ---
It's been seven years since we met...
[12:45] ---
...and she hasn't changed a bit.
[12:50] ---
I wonder if my and her--
[12:51] ---
"Kunugigaoka Station"
I wonder if my and her--
[12:54] ---
and his students are doing all right?
[12:56] ---
"Morning TV Drama" "Dragonfly"
and his students are doing all right?
[13:00] ---
and his students are doing all right?
[13:03] ---
"Old Campus"
[13:16] ---
Hey-hey, Miss TV Drama Actress!
[13:19] ---
Hi, everyone!
[13:25] ---
Kaede, are you in costume?
Are you sure you're not too busy?
[13:30] ---
I sneaked out on a break.
[13:33] ---
I can't always let you guys do all the work.
[13:36] ---
All right...
[13:38] ---
Okay, folks--let's start
taking care of this place!
[13:41] ---
Yeah! Let's do it!
[13:43] ---
Once class president, always class president!
[13:46] ---
Well, you all practically
forced me to hold on to the key!
[13:49] ---
This kind of stuff has
always been best left to you.
[14:08] ---
Hey, are you done reading
"Koro Sensei's Rules to Live By"?
[14:11] ---
Nowhere near! It never ends.
[14:14] ---
It's getting a little
rough around the edges again.
[14:16] ---
And we bought this mountain, too...
[14:19] ---
It's okay. If you mess it up, clean it up--
[14:21] ---
that's one of our school rules.
[14:24] ---
Boy, have you hit the big time, Kayano.
[14:28] ---
Well, geez--she's got the looks,
she can handle action,
[14:32] ---
and she can jump off
a thirty-meter cliff with a smile.
[14:35] ---
It'd be weirder if she weren't so big.
[14:37] ---
No, no--I'm just relying
on my legacy from junior high.
[14:40] ---
And Okajima, quit the
low-angle shots and get to work.
[14:46] ---
We agreed that we didn't need a grave.
[14:51] ---
After all...
[14:53] ---
...it didn't feel like they were gone.
[14:56] ---
This school is where the two of them are now--
[15:01] ---
a place we can always return to.
[15:05] ---
"Tea"
[15:06] ---
We should think about putting this place
to some use, not just preserving it.
[15:11] ---
You know--before we get busy with job-hunting.
[15:13] ---
Okano's using the back of the mountain.
[15:16] ---
She formed an acrobatic
performance squad at her sports college.
[15:20] ---
Said this is the training field
she's most used to.
[15:23] ---
We'll run the circuit! Follow me!
[15:27] ---
Hup! Hup! C'mon! Faster!
[15:30] ---
Whoa...
[15:32] ---
And Kurahashi is giving nature tours to kids.
[15:36] ---
She's always had her ways
of earning pocket money.
[15:40] ---
Okay, this way! Watch your step!
[15:44] ---
Okay!
[15:48] ---
We've all grown up
just as Koro Sensei taught us.
[15:52] ---
Look at Manami and Takebayashi--
[15:55] ---
taking hints from the activation cell
recipe in their advice books,
[15:59] ---
they're researching an artificial
blood that can be transfused
[16:01] ---
regardless of blood type.
[16:04] ---
How many hundreds of millions
of people can be saved with this?
[16:09] ---
Okuda did the bulk of development.
[16:12] ---
I'd like to take it into
the clinical realm myself.
[16:15] ---
We call it "Rh slither blood."
[16:20] ---
Sugino's become a college baseball ace.
[16:31] ---
Strike three! Batter out!
[16:32] ---
Yesss!
[16:34] ---
His versatile pitching has even
caught the eye of pro scouts.
[16:38] ---
It slithers and curves even more than rumored!
[16:40] ---
That Slithery Sugino is a tough one!
[16:43] ---
Terasaka's strength and guts
have been recognized by
[16:46] ---
a certain professor politician.
[16:49] ---
Hey! We'll be late for the lecture!
[16:51] ---
Are you a man or a mouse, boy?
[16:54] ---
That old fart...
workin' his student to the bone!
[16:58] ---
Maybe he'll start as a private secretary once he's out of college.
[17:02] ---
"Yoshida Motors"
Maybe he'll start as a private secretary once he's out of college.
[17:02] ---
"Yoshida Motors"
Yoshida and Muramatsu are taking over their family businesses.
[17:05] ---
Listen to that purr!
[17:07] ---
I guess, yeah!
[17:08] ---
"Ramen" "Gyoza" "Matsuraikan"
Check this out, Takuya!
[17:11] ---
Bet it's tasty!
[17:12] ---
What?! How do you expect to make any profit
[17:15] ---
using such fancy ingredients, ya dummy?!
[17:19] ---
Itona went to his family's factory
straight out of high school.
[17:23] ---
If I have any problems running it,
[17:25] ---
I'll get Yoshida and Muramatsu to help.
[17:27] ---
That's the plan.
[17:29] ---
Ritsu's gone completely online now.
[17:33] ---
Now that I'm doing parallel processing
with computers around the world,
[17:36] ---
I can even make songs and draw pictures!
[17:41] ---
She's helping out her former
3-E classmates these days
[17:44] ---
with more emotions than ever before.
[17:48] ---
"The Trial by Franz Kafka"
[17:48] ---
"The Trial by Franz Kafka"
We've all been expanding ourselves as needed,
[17:50] ---
We've all been expanding ourselves as needed,
[17:53] ---
steadily deciding our paths in life.
[17:57] ---
Oh, and Karma!
[17:59] ---
I heard he passed the level 1
national civil service exam like it was nothing.
[18:03] ---
Good luck finding flaws in that guy.
[18:07] ---
The hard part comes after.
[18:10] ---
Turns out bureaucracy is really stressful work.
[18:14] ---
All the interviews,
the training, and the bullying
[18:17] ---
really test how you stand up to stress.
[18:20] ---
"Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry"
[18:20] ---
"Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry"
Huh...
[18:22] ---
So this is my new wallet, eh?
[18:25] ---
But I'm sure he'll be fine.
[18:36] ---
Wait!
[18:40] ---
Okajimaaa...
[18:43] ---
Yikes!
[18:51] ---
Koro Sensei probably would have
smiled and said the same thing
[18:56] ---
no matter what path we chose:
[18:59] ---
"It suits you."
[19:03] ---
We learned so many different
kinds of life from him in one year.
[19:10] ---
And even now... they live on inside us.
[19:14] ---
*The memories I've arranged little by little keep me warm
*And even now... they live on inside us.
[19:18] ---
The memories I've arranged little by little keep me warm
[19:24] ---
The life named "pride"...
[19:26] ---
Listen, I don't have ten times the estimate!
[19:29] ---
You said you'd leave it
all up to my artistic sense!
[19:32] ---
The life we share...
[19:35] ---
How about we visit that park over there today?
[19:38] ---
The life we're given...
[19:41] ---
Omigod, I know, right?
Isn't that show just too much?
[19:44] ---
The life we want to raise someday.
[19:49] ---
I hope we can always stay connected, all of us--
[19:55] ---
"Roll Book"
[19:57] ---
"Roll Book"
and all the different lives we traded back and forth
[20:01] ---
"Roll Book"
in a classroom swirling with bloodlust.
[20:03] ---
"Roll Book"
[20:05] ---
This classroom is a
major memento from Koro Sensei.
[20:09] ---
I know there's someone I'd like to see
using this classroom someday...
[20:22] ---
So, Kaede, what's up with Nagisa?
Are you two in touch?
[20:28] ---
Well...
[20:30] ---
He's... I'm not really on his radar right now.
[20:34] ---
"Gokuraku Municipal High School"
He's... I'm not really on his radar right now.
[20:35] ---
"Gokuraku Municipal High School"
You know him--that assassin always has his eyes on his target.
[20:39] ---
Hello, everybody!
[20:41] ---
I'm Nagisa Shiota, the trainee teacher
in charge of this class.
[20:47] ---
Seven years have passed.
[20:49] ---
I've grown way taller and
become a much-loved teacher.
[20:55] ---
If only.
[20:57] ---
Huh? A trainee?
[20:59] ---
You're shittin' me!
[21:01] ---
Hey, that's a girl!
[21:03] ---
Let's pull down her pants and see!
[21:04] ---
C'mon, you're in junior high, aintcha?
[21:07] ---
Why me?
[21:09] ---
"3-E, #11: Nagisa Shiota" "159 cm"
How could I have not grown the tiniest bit since junior high?!
[21:12] ---
"7 Years Later" "Nagisa today: 160 cm"
How could I have not grown the tiniest bit since junior high?!
[21:14] ---
"Nagisa today: 160 cm"
How could I have not grown the tiniest bit since junior high?!
[21:14] ---
"Nagisa today: 160 cm"
Everyone else shot right up!
[21:15] ---
"Hey, sis! Look how I've grown! 157 cm" "Ack!"
Everyone else shot right up!
[21:17] ---
"Hey, sis! Look how I've grown! 157 cm" "Ack!"
And Karma's over six feet tall! Give me a break!
[21:17] ---
And Karma's over six feet tall! Give me a break!
[21:21] ---
And this hell is where I wind up
for my trainee teaching.
[21:25] ---
The power dynamic is the polar opposite
[21:27] ---
of our assassination classroom!
[21:31] ---
Do you know what kind of place
this high school even is?
[21:34] ---
If you don't wanna wind up
in the hospital, make this a study hall.
[21:37] ---
Th-The bell's rung, so take your seats, class.
[21:41] ---
"Take youw sheetsh, cwassh."
[21:47] ---
You don't get to boss us around. We'll kill you.
[21:55] ---
Eh?
[21:57] ---
Kill...?
[22:00] ---
Kill, huh?
[22:04] ---
A commonplace word,
[22:07] ---
one that anyone will have heard.
[22:12] ---
But for us, it's a magic word
that gives us courage.
[22:34] ---
I do hope you can kill me--
[22:36] ---
before graduation, that is.
[22:39] ---
"Roll Book"
"Gokuraku High School, Class 3-5"
[22:51] ---
"Roll Book"
"Gokuraku High School, Class 3-5"
[22:53] ---
Take your seats--
[22:56] ---
let's begin.
[23:00] ---
"Thank you for watching
Assassination Classroom!"