Season 2

1 - Summer Festival Time

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    Koro Sensei: the super-creature
    who'd destroyed the moon
[00:10] ---
    "Assassination"
    and announced he'd destroy the earth in March of next year.
[00:10] ---
    and announced he'd destroy the earth in March of next year.
[00:12] ---
    "Roll Book"
    and announced he'd destroy the earth in March of next year.
[00:13] ---
    and announced he'd destroy the earth in March of next year.
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    He had a ten billion yen bounty on his head.
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    We, the misfits of
    Kunugigaoka Junior High School,
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    were tasked with assassinating him.
[00:23] ---
    Class 3-E, the End class.
[00:28] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #23: Can't swim"
    Even though we'd IDed some of his weak points
[00:28] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #14: Prone to dampness"
    Even though we'd IDed some of his weak points
[00:30] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #4: His punches are soft"
    Even though we'd IDed some of his weak points
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    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #4: His punches are soft"
    before summer vacation,
[00:30] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #8: Prone to motion sickness"
    before summer vacation,
[00:31] ---
    before summer vacation,
[00:32] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #16: Right after molting"
    before summer vacation,
[00:32] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #16: Right after molting"
    we still haven't landed on a definitive assassination.
[00:32] ---
    we still haven't landed on a definitive assassination.
[00:33] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #17: Right after regeneration"
    we still haven't landed on a definitive assassination.
[00:33] ---
    we still haven't landed on a definitive assassination.
[00:35] ---
    Class 3-E: the assassination classroom.
[00:38] ---
    Here comes the second term...
[00:40] ---
    Another day, another class bell rings.
[00:59] ---
    You're all I think about
[01:02] ---
    Starting not to see anything else
[01:05] ---
    I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:10] ---
    Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:13] ---
    I've spared no effort since then
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    Should be over my problems by now
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    I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
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    And just when I get warmed up
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    Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
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    Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
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    Thousands, tens of thousands
    of times I've given form to my feelings

[01:42] ---
    Driven them in,
    thrown them in--but all you do is run

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    Question, question: what
[01:51] ---
    Question, question: on earth
[01:53] ---
    Question, question: did I
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    Ever know about you anyway?
[01:59] ---
    Question, question: why
[02:01] ---
    Question, question: is it
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    Question, question: you are
[02:07] ---
    So close and yet so far away?
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    "First Period: Summer Festival Time"
    "by Hiroto Maehara"
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    The last day of our special summer camp
[02:24] ---
    and our assassination vacation.
[02:26] ---
    We were making the most of
    what was left of our time on the island.
[02:31] ---
    A test of courage? Now?
[02:34] ---
    Yes! What better activity
    for a midsummer night?
[02:38] ---
    You just want to have some fun.
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    Unlike some people,
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    I've been cooped up
    in a shell this whole time!
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    On a tropical isle, of all places!
[02:48] ---
    A test of courage? Could be fun!
[02:50] ---
    Right?
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    But I don't like scary stuff.
[02:54] ---
    No sweat!
    Koro Sensei'll be playing the ghosts.
[02:57] ---
    Oh, right!
[03:02] ---
    We had no idea at the time
[03:04] ---
    "Matchmaking!!"
    We had no idea at the time
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    "Matchmaking!!"
    that our teacher had another, baser goal in mind.
[03:09] ---
    "Matchmaking!!"
[03:11] ---
    We'll hold it in this ocean cavern.
[03:14] ---
    Walk through to the exit in boy-girl pairs.
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    Do you mind this kind of thing, Nagisa?
[03:24] ---
    Well, scary stuff doesn't bother me,
    but I'm not much for jump scares.
[03:30] ---
    Koro Sensei's so fast, we could be in trouble
[03:34] ---
    if he really meant to scare us.
[03:36] ---
    Is that an Okinawa shamisen?
[03:46] ---
    There he is!
[03:48] ---
    This is a blood-drenched cave of tragedy...
[03:53] ---
    where Ryukyu royalty,
    defeated in battle, met a violent end.
[04:02] ---
    Is it really?
[04:04] ---
    He probably just made it up
    to make it feel more real.
[04:07] ---
    You must stay together.
[04:10] ---
    Wandering spirits will
    haunt to death anyone left alone!
[04:17] ---
    Th-This is sounding pretty authentic.
[04:20] ---
    Let's hurry through, Nagisa.
[04:22] ---
    Uh-huh.
[04:23] ---
    --This is a blood-drenched cave of tragedy...
[04:26] ---
    --Hearing him tell the same story to the next couple
    --This is a blood-drenched cave of tragedy...
[04:27] ---
    --Hearing him tell the same story to the next couple
    --where Ryukyu royalty, defeated in battle...
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    --makes it even more real.
    --where Ryukyu royalty, defeated in battle...
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    You've gotten so much stronger.
[04:37] ---
    But you're still missing a little something.
[04:41] ---
    And that is...
[04:42] ---
    "Matchmaking!!"
    And that is...
[04:42] ---
    "Matchmaking!!"
    A love scandal!
[04:44] ---
    "Tentacle"
    A love scandal!
[04:45] ---
    "Tentacle"
    A few couples may have formed by summertime,
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    "Tentacle"
    but you're so focused on assassination
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    "Tentacle"
    that there hasn't been a single scandalous tale!
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    Here's where I use fear to give you a little push together.
[04:58] ---
    "Student Data"
    Here's where I use fear to give you a little push together.
[04:59] ---
    "Student Data"
    Then I can tease you--
[05:00] ---
    "Student Data"
    or write a based-on-a-true-story novel!
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    "Student Data"
    Such is your teacher's generous consideration!
[05:05] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #12: Juicy stories"
    Such is your teacher's generous consideration!
[05:06] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #12: Juicy stories"
[05:08] ---
    Afraid of being... unafraid?
[05:11] ---
    Yep. Seeing Nagisa just then?
    Honestly, I was shocked.
[05:20] ---
    Not when he beat Takaoka. After that.
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    He wasn't the slightest bit afraid.
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    I mean, in a fight, I'd for sure win.
[05:30] ---
    But to an assassin,
    that kind of victory doesn't mean squat.
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    That's when I first realized
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    I was actually most afraid of not being afraid.
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    Still...
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    I won't lose.
[05:46] ---
    I'll be the one to take that teacher's life.
[05:51] ---
    Uh-huh! Can't wait to see
    who ends up killing him.
[05:54] ---
    Say...
[05:56] ---
    "The Famous Ryukyu Twister Game"
    Say...
[05:56] ---
    "The Famous Ryukyu Twister Game"
    This was a test of courage?
[05:58] ---
    "The Famous Ryukyu Twister Game"
    'Cause it looks like he's got something stupid up his sleeve.
[06:03] ---
    These couples just aren't
    coming together. The next one, for sure!
[06:11] ---
    This is a blood-drenched
    cave of tragedy... where Ryukyu--
[06:16] ---
    Monster!
[06:18] ---
    I've been spooking people
    out at night since I was a kid.
[06:22] ---
    They call me Miss Couragetester,
    Japanese delegate.
[06:26] ---
    Well, uh... as long as you're havin' fun.
[06:31] ---
    Wh-What was that ghost I just saw?
[06:33] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #24:"
    Wh-What was that ghost I just saw?
[06:34] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #24:"
    Not the actual spirit of an actual Ryukyu ruler!
[06:35] ---
    "As expected, spooked by the supernatural"
    Not the actual spirit of an actual Ryukyu ruler!
[06:36] ---
    Not the actual spirit of an actual Ryukyu ruler!
[06:38] ---
    No eyes!
[06:40] ---
    "His own konjac contraption"
[06:41] ---
    I just felt something slithery!
[06:44] ---
    A Japanese doll?!
[06:46] ---
    Horror cartoonist Shigeru Mizuki!
[06:50] ---
    Turns out he's enjoying the frights the most.
[06:54] ---
    Let's just get out of here.
[06:59] ---
    What a disgrace... what a total disgrace...
[07:03] ---
    So basically you meant to
    frighten us into becoming couples
[07:06] ---
    thanks to the suspension-bridge effect?
[07:09] ---
    We saw right through you
    before you even scared us!
[07:11] ---
    B-But I so wanted to see you all!
[07:13] ---
    I wanted to grin at you holding hands
    and blushing, two by two!
[07:16] ---
    --I was trying to keep you from marrying someone random!
[07:18] ---
    --He's sobbing with frustration!
    --I was trying to keep you from marrying someone random!
[07:19] ---
    What a shabby grown-up.
[07:21] ---
    Never mind that stuff.
[07:24] ---
    There are plenty of us who
    don't want to be dragged into a love affair.
[07:29] ---
    We're not all as sleazy as you.
[07:32] ---
    All right, Nakamura. I get it.
[07:36] ---
    You call that a test of courage?
    There was nobody in there!
[07:40] ---
    What a waste of fear!
[07:42] ---
    I told you it was pointless
    clinging to me like that.
[07:45] ---
    I don't need that kind of baggage
    after an all-nighter.
[07:46] ---
    Shut up! You're a man, aren't you?
[07:49] ---
    If there's a pretty woman around,
    escort her nicely!
[07:56] ---
    Say... I'm starting to wonder...
[08:00] ---
    Is Professor Bitch...?
[08:02] ---
    Uh-huh.
[08:03] ---
    What should we do?
[08:04] ---
    We've got time before
    we go home tomorrow morning.
[08:08] ---
    Shall we push them together?
[08:11] ---
    We were sleazy after all.
[08:14] ---
    And so our final operation was underway.
[08:19] ---
    Ugh! That does it!
[08:21] ---
    How obtuse can a person be?
[08:23] ---
    This isn't like you.
    You wrap men around your little finger!
[08:29] ---
    But when it comes to her own love life,
    she's inexperienced.
[08:32] ---
    Love? Ha! Don't make me laugh.
[08:35] ---
    What, it's not love?
[08:37] ---
    He's a rare bird, that's all--
    a world-class square!
[08:41] ---
    And while I was all worked up,
    trying to get him to fall for me,
[08:47] ---
    before I knew it, I...
[08:51] ---
    That was kinda cute.
[08:53] ---
    And a little humiliating.
[08:55] ---
    What? Why?
[08:56] ---
    Professor Bitch is
    more awkward than she seems.
[08:59] ---
    All her experience must get in the way
    of being true to her emotions.
[09:04] ---
    Then just leave it to us!
[09:07] ---
    We'll set the perfect stage for you two!
[09:09] ---
    Good idea!
[09:12] ---
    You kids...
[09:13] ---
    "Karasuma + Irina" "Pair-Up Plan"
[09:15] ---
    Let the Class 3-E love consultant
    meeting come to order!
[09:20] ---
    Eager much, octopus?
[09:21] ---
    It's only natural to
    encourage love between colleagues.
[09:25] ---
    A woman teacher's days of desire,
    infatuated with a man...
[09:28] ---
    It's got the makings of
    a bittersweet pure-romance novel!
[09:32] ---
    You're clearly planning something racier.
[09:34] ---
    First off, Professor Bitch, you dress all wrong.
[09:39] ---
    Totally. "If it's revealing, it's appealing"?
[09:43] ---
    That's not what a square
    Japanese guy like Mr. Karasuma likes.
[09:47] ---
    You've got to be more... neatly dressed.
[09:51] ---
    Neatly dressed, eh?
[09:52] ---
    Yeah, like... Kanzaki.
[09:56] ---
    If yesterday's outfit is dry,
    could you lend it to her?
[09:59] ---
    Yeah, sure.
[10:01] ---
    See? One piece of clothing
    and you're nice and--
[10:05] ---
    H-How'd that make her sexier?!
[10:08] ---
    For starters, the fit's a little off in places.
[10:11] ---
    When I think of Kanzaki wearing
    something sexy like that... whoo!
[10:15] ---
    Well, whatever. We can't fix the sexy.
[10:18] ---
    Compatibility is more important than boobs!
[10:23] ---
    Does anyone know Mr. Karasuma's type?
[10:26] ---
    Oh! He couldn't stop talking about
    that one person in a TV commercial.
[10:32] ---
    Said she was his ideal type.
[10:34] ---
    Now she's a good one.
    Expression, figure--both ideal.
[10:40] ---
    And there are three of them!
[10:41] ---
    Ideal military potential, he meant!
[10:43] ---
    Th-Then how about cooking for him?
[10:46] ---
    The hotel's dinners are plenty grand,
[10:49] ---
    but why not eat his favorite
    dish together, just the two of you?
[10:52] ---
    I've only seen him eat burgers and cup ramen.
[10:57] ---
    That's just too pitiful for a one-on-one date.
[11:01] ---
    There's no in we can use
    to push you together!
[11:04] ---
    I'm starting to think
    Mr. Karasuma's the problem here.
[11:08] ---
    Right? Right?
[11:09] ---
    And he brushes off my jokes so coldly!
[11:13] ---
    With no options left,
    we began dissing Mr. Karasuma.
[11:17] ---
    Let's just do what we can before dinner.
[11:21] ---
    The girls will assist with the styling,
[11:24] ---
    while the boys will get the mood
    just right at their table.
[11:27] ---
    Roger!
[11:35] ---
    I thought we'd be eating as a group.
    What's all this?
[11:39] ---
    No seats left for you, Mr. Karasuma.
[11:42] ---
    It's our famous E Class teacher bullying!
[11:45] ---
    You teachers just get in the way.
    You can go eat outside.
[11:53] ---
    Where'd that come from?
[11:55] ---
    I just don't know what junior-high students
    are thinking these days.
[12:12] ---
    Why were we the only ones kicked out?
[12:15] ---
    Oh, uh... you got me.
[12:17] ---
    What's with the shawl?
[12:19] ---
    I bought it at a shop,
    borrowed a sewing machine,
[12:22] ---
    then used online photos
    to fake a brand-name lookalike.
[12:24] ---
    Home ec always was your specialty.
[12:27] ---
    The field is set. Go get him, Professor Bitch!
[12:32] ---
    This shawl...
[12:34] ---
    It'd never fly in high society.
[12:38] ---
    And this table setting?
    Clearly the work of an amateur.
[12:41] ---
    This is worlds apart from
    the top-class places I used for work.
[12:45] ---
    And the gawkers! So much for privacy.
[12:51] ---
    And yet...
[12:54] ---
    What do you know? This is fun!
[12:57] ---
    I kind of love you guys! I'm going to do this!
[13:02] ---
    I'll take down this square--you'll see!
[13:12] ---
    A lot happened on this trip.
[13:15] ---
    But we did get results.
[13:18] ---
    In an unexpected way, I confirmed
    that the students know their fundamentals.
[13:24] ---
    At this rate, we're sure to
    kill him during the second term.
[13:27] ---
    I'm relying on your strength, too, Irina.
[13:38] ---
    What is it?
[13:47] ---
    Say, Karasuma...
[13:52] ---
    Do you really know what it means to kill?
[14:02] ---
    Well, that got somber fast.
[14:05] ---
    And look how you've jammed in your napkin.
[14:22] ---
    I like you, Karasuma. Good night.
[14:35] ---
    Stupid, stupid, stupid! Die, you dummy!
[14:38] ---
    You were supposed to tell him you love him,
[14:39] ---
    "Reveal killings" "Reveal feelings"
    You were supposed to tell him you love him,
[14:40] ---
    "Reveal killings" "Reveal feelings"
    not talk about killing!
[14:41] ---
    "Reveal killings" "Reveal feelings"
    What kind of half-assed kiss was that?
[14:42] ---
    What kind of half-assed kiss was that?
[14:44] ---
    Use your tongue, your tongue!
    Like you always do!
[14:47] ---
    You irritating brats!
    Grown-ups have grown-up circumstances!
[14:52] ---
    It's okay--now she'll take her time to work on
[14:54] ---
    some decently indecent developments. Right?
[14:57] ---
    No, not "right," you octoperv!
[15:02] ---
    I won't give this too much thought.
    After all, that's my duty.
[15:08] ---
    Prepare yourself. The second term:
    this is when we train even harder.
[15:12] ---
    This is when we kill him.
[15:15] ---
    And so our assassination vacation
    finally came to a close.
[15:24] ---
    But what was that at the end there?
[15:27] ---
    A new move? Impressive.
[15:30] ---
    "Mr. Karasuma's Weak Point #1: Denser than dense"
[15:32] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
    "by Nagisa Shiota"
[15:40] ---
    We were all spending the last day of summer in our own ways.
[15:41] ---
    "Traditional Edo-Style Sushi-Go-Round"
    We were all spending the last day of summer in our own ways.
[15:48] ---
    Getting along with Mom all right?
[15:54] ---
    Must be tough when she's so strict.
[15:57] ---
    I feel bad for bailing on you.
[16:01] ---
    It's okay. She's not so strict
    if you don't tick her off.
[16:06] ---
    I see.
[16:08] ---
    But anyway, I--
[16:10] ---
    "Summer Festival!"
[16:13] ---
    "Summer Festival!"
    What is it? Why'd you clam up?
[16:13] ---
    "If you're free at 7 tonight, meet at Kunugigaoka Station!"
    What is it? Why'd you clam up?
[16:15] ---
    A summer festival?
[16:19] ---
    The last day of summer vacation:
    Let's hang out and have some mindless fun!
[16:26] ---
    Thanks!
[16:28] ---
    Hey, uh, thanks for the sushi, Dad!
[16:30] ---
    Huh? Wait, you're done already?
[16:32] ---
    There's something I've got to do.
[16:35] ---
    See you! Take care of yourself and all that!
[16:42] ---
    "Kunugi Real Estate"
[16:43] ---
    "Kunugi Real Estate"
    He's cheered up, that Nagisa.
[16:47] ---
    Huh?
[16:47] ---
    "Mode Select"
    Huh?
[16:48] ---
    "Mode Select"
    A festival?
[16:49] ---
    "Summer Festival!"
    A festival?
[16:49] ---
    "Summer Festival!"
    I just thought of it today. I'm asking everyone in class!
[16:52] ---
    "Summer Festival!"
    So many have begged off with other plans that I'm feeling hurt.
[16:56] ---
    So many have begged off with other plans that I'm feeling hurt.
[16:57] ---
    Well...
[16:58] ---
    all right.
[17:00] ---
    I was just lazing around anyway.
[17:04] ---
    A festival, eh?
[17:07] ---
    I'm pleased my target
    would think to invite me,
[17:11] ---
    but I'm afraid I'm out of Japan
    on another job at the moment.
[17:14] ---
    I'll come pick you up!
[17:16] ---
    Mr. Karasuma's in a meeting
    or something--no one'll be there!
[17:20] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #25:"
    Don't be silly. I'm working.
[17:21] ---
    "Thinks a poor turnout means he's worthless"
    Don't be silly. I'm working.
[17:23] ---
    Well, all right.
    Come by and kill me anytime, okay?
[17:27] ---
    But of course.
[17:32] ---
    From what Karasuma's told me,
[17:35] ---
    that boy pulled off
    the secret move I taught him
[17:38] ---
    with no difficulty at all.
[17:41] ---
    Every country has its talent.
[17:45] ---
    Too bad I had to leave him in Japan.
[17:55] ---
    From the moment you were born,
[17:57] ---
    I've always been at your side.
[18:10] ---
    Fear not the name of the Reaper.
[18:21] ---
    I got a real good deal!
[18:23] ---
    Yesss!
[18:26] ---
    It's so fizzy!
[18:28] ---
    More came than I expected!
    Excellent, excellent.
[18:33] ---
    I was considering suicide
    if no one had shown up.
[18:36] ---
    I guess we shouldn't have come, then.
[18:42] ---
    Chiba and Hayami? Why so glum?
[18:45] ---
    We got banned from the shooting gallery.
[18:48] ---
    --It was too easy. We got carried away.
[18:51] ---
    --Hey, mister...
    --It was too easy. We got carried away.
[18:53] ---
    I spent five thousand yen
[18:55] ---
    and never got any better than fifth place.
[18:56] ---
    "String Lottery" "Grand Prize" "1 Try: ¥250"
    and never got any better than fifth place.
[18:57] ---
    "String Lottery" "Grand Prize" "1 Try: ¥250"
    Going by the number of strings and prizes left,
[18:59] ---
    "String Lottery" "Grand Prize" "1 Try: ¥250"
    the probability of never getting fourth-place or above is...
[19:03] ---
    Wow! 0.05 percent!
    Are any of these strings a winner?
[19:08] ---
    Maybe I ought to get a police officer over here to check!
[19:11] ---
    "String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
    Maybe I ought to get a police officer over here to check!
[19:11] ---
    "String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
    All right, all right!
[19:12] ---
    "String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
    You can have your money back--
[19:13] ---
    "String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
    just keep your mouth shut, kid!
[19:14] ---
    "String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
    Oh, no no no.
[19:15] ---
    "String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
    I didn't spend five thousand yen to get my money back.
[19:19] ---
    "String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
    I want a game console!
[19:20] ---
    "String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
    Karma sure is persistent.
[19:23] ---
    "String Lottery" "Grand Prize"
    He could tell from the start that none of 'em were big winners.
[19:29] ---
    There you go again, Isogai.
    Is there anything you can't do?
[19:32] ---
    There's a knack to it.
    It's a lot like slicing with a knife.
[19:36] ---
    That'll do.
[19:38] ---
    When you're poor, you're glad to get
    a whole meal for a hundred yen.
[19:42] ---
    --Sure.
    --Maybe a nice pan-fry...
[19:45] ---
    What? He's gonna eat those?
[19:48] ---
    Everyone's really raking it in, huh?
[19:50] ---
    Yeah--putting the subtleties
    of our assassination skills to work.
[19:54] ---
    And Professor Bitch is in
    the Chamber of Commerce tent,
[19:57] ---
    letting everyone buy her drinks.
[19:59] ---
    Where's Koro Sensei?
[20:00] ---
    He's always short on money
    at the end of the month, so...
[20:05] ---
    He's running food stalls?!
[20:07] ---
    "Octopus Balls" "Old-Fashioned Candied Apricots" "Shaved Ice"
    And he keeps branching out, too.
[20:10] ---
    "Octopus Balls" "Old-Fashioned Candied Apricots" "Shaved Ice"
    He's moving into successful stalls that closed up early.
[20:14] ---
    "Octopus Balls" "Old-Fashioned Candied Apricots" "Shaved Ice"
    I get it.
[20:15] ---
    "Octopus Balls" "Old-Fashioned Candied Apricots" "Shaved Ice"
    So we unwittingly helped him earn his spending money.
[20:18] ---
    "Cotton Candy" "Big Servings, Fresh Flavor! Yakisoba & Hot Dogs"
    So we unwittingly helped him earn his spending money.
[20:28] ---
    Wow!
[20:30] ---
    Nice!
[20:32] ---
    Gorgeous!
[20:40] ---
    Our summer break sure was packed.
[20:43] ---
    Yeah.
[20:46] ---
    But I bet our second term'll be
    even more packed.
[20:51] ---
    If one person kills him,
    the ten billion yen stands.
[20:55] ---
    But given the summer report
[20:57] ---
    indicating that group tactics had him cornered,
[21:01] ---
    a successful group assassination will reap a greater reward:
[21:05] ---
    "Wanted" "Max Reward: 30 Billion Yen"
    a successful group assassination will reap a greater reward:
[21:06] ---
    "Wanted" "Max Reward: 30 Billion Yen"
    an increased bounty of thirty billion yen.
[21:14] ---
    One thing we know for sure in this classroom
[21:16] ---
    is that we and Koro Sensei
    won't be the same when it's over.
[21:22] ---
    As expected, the second term
    will start with its ups and downs.
[21:41] ---
    The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:47] ---
    If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
    I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:58] ---
    And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
    The multiplying footsteps,
    the view from my window:

[22:14] ---
    As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
    They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
    It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
    Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:36] ---
    I'll gather up
    and go through all of the things

[22:42] ---
    Scattered beneath the waning moon

2 - Kaede Time

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[00:06] ---
    "Old Campus"
[00:09] ---
    "Old Campus"
    What brings us together here today during a school break, no less,
[00:14] ---
    "Undelivered Eggs To Be Discarded"
    What brings us together here today during a school break, no less,
[00:14] ---
    "Undelivered Eggs To Be Discarded"
    is the nation's current egg glut, in which excess eggs,
[00:14] ---
    "A Poultry Farmer's Opinion"
    is the nation's current egg glut, in which excess eggs,
[00:17] ---
    "National Overproduction of Eggs"
    is the nation's current egg glut, in which excess eggs,
[00:17] ---
    "National Overproduction of Eggs"
    rather than being sent to market, are being discarded in bulk.
[00:21] ---
    Oh, yeah--I heard about that
    on the news. What a waste!
[00:25] ---
    Right? So I came up with a plan
[00:29] ---
    "My Plan (Secret)"
    Right? So I came up with a plan
[00:29] ---
    "My Plan (Secret)"
    to salvage those discarded eggs and assassinate Koro Sensei.
[00:34] ---
    What, kill him with eggs?
[00:35] ---
    Bah. So you cook up a dish,
    toss in some of these babies?
[00:39] ---
    Like he won't see right through that.
[00:42] ---
    "My Plan (Secret)"
[00:43] ---
    "My Plan (Secret)"
    I gave it a little more thought than that.
[00:45] ---
    The first steps are already in place,
    thanks to Mr. Karasuma.
[00:49] ---
    Yes, everything's all set up in the yard--
[00:51] ---
    To the yard, everyone!
[00:54] ---
    Honestly. These kids come up
    with the craziest things.
[01:02] ---
    This mold... and those eggs... Don't tell me--
[01:06] ---
    Yep! We're going to make
    one ginormous pudding!
[01:10] ---
    I call it...
[01:12] ---
    Operation Pudding Popper!
[01:28] ---
    You're all I think about
[01:31] ---
    Starting not to see anything else
[01:34] ---
    I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:39] ---
    Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:42] ---
    I've spared no effort since then
[01:44] ---
    Should be over my problems by now
[01:48] ---
    I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[01:52] ---
    And just when I get warmed up
[01:55] ---
    Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[02:00] ---
    Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[02:06] ---
    Thousands, tens of thousands
    of times I've given form to my feelings

[02:11] ---
    Driven them in,
    thrown them in--but all you do is run

[02:17] ---
    Question, question: what
[02:19] ---
    Question, question: on earth
[02:22] ---
    Question, question: did I
[02:25] ---
    Ever know about you anyway?
[02:27] ---
    Question, question: why
[02:30] ---
    Question, question: is it
[02:33] ---
    Question, question: you are
[02:36] ---
    So close and yet so far away?
[02:45] ---
    "Second Period: Kaede Time"
    "by Tomohito Sugino"
[02:50] ---
    Operation Pudding Popper?
    Koro Sensei does have a sweet tooth...
[02:55] ---
    About that!
[02:56] ---
    I've already obtained a crucial confession!
[03:00] ---
    "Pudding"
    I've already obtained a crucial confession!
[03:00] ---
    "Pudding"
    Couldn't you just eat a ton of these puddings?
[03:03] ---
    You bet I could!
[03:05] ---
    Someday I'd love to dive into
    a pudding that's bigger than me!
[03:09] ---
    I don't have the money,
    so I guess it won't happen.
[03:13] ---
    Let's make his impossible dream come true!
[03:16] ---
    Frankly, I'd like to eat some, too!
[03:19] ---
    --We'll embed bombs and anti-Sensei BB's
    --Chomp chomp chomp chomp...
[03:22] ---
    --in the giant pudding's base.
    --Chomp chomp chomp chomp...
[03:23] ---
    --When he gets to the bottom of the thing...
    --Chomp chomp chomp chomp...
[03:28] ---
    It might be worth a try.
[03:30] ---
    He does tend to go crazy over sweets and sexy stuff.
[03:34] ---
    "My Plan (Secret)"
    He does tend to go crazy over sweets and sexy stuff.
[03:35] ---
    "My Plan (Secret)"
    And with behind-the-scenes Kayano stepping forward with this plan,
[03:38] ---
    "My Plan (Secret)"
    there's an element of surprise, too.
[03:40] ---
    Okay, let's use this time
    when Koro Sensei's not around
[03:43] ---
    and go for broke!
[03:44] ---
    Yeah!
[03:50] ---
    I used an inactive line at a mayonnaise factory
[03:53] ---
    to prep the beaten eggs
    that'll be going in this giant mold.
[03:58] ---
    But with cooperation from the government,
[04:00] ---
    we'll be doing the rest of
    the cooking with our own manpower!
[04:04] ---
    First we mix in sugar and milk.
[04:08] ---
    Vanilla oil brings out the flavor.
[04:10] ---
    But, Kaede, they tried to
    make a giant pudding on TV once,
[04:13] ---
    and it didn't work.
[04:15] ---
    "White Sugar"
    and it didn't work.
[04:15] ---
    "White Sugar"
    It was too big-- it collapsed under its own weight.
[04:19] ---
    "White Sugar"
    To combat that,
[04:21] ---
    "White Sugar"
    we're mixing in agar and gelatin as coagulants.
[04:23] ---
    we're mixing in agar and gelatin as coagulants.
[04:24] ---
    The agar's fiber will make it stronger.
[04:26] ---
    "White Sugar"
    The agar's fiber will make it stronger.
[04:27] ---
    "Gelatin" "Agar" "In-house comparison"
    The agar's fiber will make it stronger.
[04:27] ---
    "Gelatin" "Agar" "In-house comparison"
    Plus, agar's higher melting point means it's slower to melt in heat,
[04:32] ---
    "Gelatin" "Agar" "In-house comparison"
    so the pudding should stay firm even outside in September.
[04:35] ---
    "Gelatin" "Agar" "In-house comparison"
    Whoa...
[04:36] ---
    Pour in the first batch of pudding!
[04:44] ---
    That's the way! Once that's all in,
    swap with Team Second Batch!
[04:49] ---
    "Cream Content" "Firmness" "Firm"
[04:49] ---
    "Cream Content" "Firmness" "Firm"
    Basically, with the agar retaining the firmness,
[04:50] ---
    "Soft"
    Basically, with the agar retaining the firmness,
[04:51] ---
    "Completed: 11:30" "Poured: 13:00" "Poured: 14:30" "Poured: 16:00"
    Basically, with the agar retaining the firmness,
[04:52] ---
    "Completed: 11:30" "Poured: 13:00" "Poured: 14:30" "Poured: 16:00"
    we can increase the cream in the upper layers to keep it light.
[04:55] ---
    we can increase the cream in the upper layers to keep it light.
[04:57] ---
    Then what are these?
[04:59] ---
    Bursts of flavor: fruit sauce
    and mousse in edible starch wrappers.
[05:03] ---
    Wouldn't you get sick of
    the same flavor all the way through?
[05:06] ---
    Adding these in here and there
    will provide some taste variety.
[05:11] ---
    Once the mold is full,
    put on the lid and let it chill.
[05:15] ---
    The mold's outer walls
    are equipped with a cooling function,
[05:18] ---
    and the pipes inside are flowing with coolant.
[05:23] ---
    A pudding this voluminous
    needs to be cooled inside and out.
[05:28] ---
    Wow...
[05:30] ---
    Just how much does Kayano
    know about pudding, anyway?
[05:33] ---
    She's got the scientific basis
    and she's studied up on flavor!
[05:41] ---
    Way to go, Kayano.
[05:43] ---
    You thought up and did all this yourself
[05:44] ---
    after seeing that article on eggs?
[05:47] ---
    Uh-huh!
[05:48] ---
    I mean, I've wanted to try it for a while.
[05:51] ---
    With the Ministry of Defense covering the cost,
[05:54] ---
    I figured this was the perfect opportunity.
[05:56] ---
    Once I put my mind to something,
    I just keep on rolling.
[06:01] ---
    Kayano's always behind us,
    helping out on our assassinations.
[06:05] ---
    That's why I'd pegged her
    as the supporting type.
[06:09] ---
    I had no idea that, given a plot
    that played to her interests,
[06:13] ---
    --she could be so fired up.
[06:14] ---
    --Another early start tomorrow!
    --she could be so fired up.
[06:20] ---
    After chilling overnight,
    we check to see if it's firmed up enough...
[06:25] ---
    then remove the cooling pipes.
[06:29] ---
    --Keep 'er coming, keep 'er coming...
    --Next,
[06:30] ---
    --Keep 'er coming, keep 'er coming...
    --we loosen the bolts holding on the lid...
[06:33] ---
    and blow air between
    the mold and the pudding itself.
[06:37] ---
    Then... we release the external lock!
[06:45] ---
    Once the pudding's out of the mold,
    we shore up the outside
[06:49] ---
    with softened gelatin and agar,
[06:52] ---
    top it off with caramel sauce, made separately,
[06:55] ---
    lightly toast the surface, and...
[07:03] ---
    We did it!
[07:07] ---
    Oh, man, it looks delicious!
[07:09] ---
    You forget there's a bomb under there!
[07:12] ---
    And so Kayano's giant
    killer pudding was complete.
[07:21] ---
    C-Can I really eat this whole thing?
[07:25] ---
    Oh, yeah, sure. I just wanted to
    use up those discarded eggs.
[07:29] ---
    It was all Kayano's idea.
[07:33] ---
    Oh, Kayano!
[07:35] ---
    Well, see ya, Koro Sensei.
[07:37] ---
    We've got an English class to get to.
[07:39] ---
    Don't let any of it go to waste, now!
[07:42] ---
    I would never! Oh, it's a dream come true!
[07:46] ---
    Here I go!
[07:47] ---
    Kayano--we'll watch
    the detonation from the hallway.
[07:51] ---
    Oh. Uh-huh.
[07:55] ---
    Yum yum yum yum!
[07:56] ---
    --Yum yum yum yum!
    --Look at him go...
[07:59] ---
    It's only a matter of time
    before he reaches the bottom!
[08:02] ---
    There's a surveillance camera in there, too,
[08:04] ---
    alongside the remote-controlled bomb.
[08:07] ---
    We detonate the bomb just as
    the pudding around it is eaten:
[08:11] ---
    the moment the screen
    lightens slightly from pitch black.
[08:17] ---
    The pudding...
[08:19] ---
    exploding...
[08:20] ---
    Yum yum yum yum!
[08:22] ---
    Yum yum yum yum!
[08:27] ---
    It's got to be tastier with
    the flavors changing midway.
[08:31] ---
    Hmm, I see: so I should use
    a scale model to test its strength.
[08:36] ---
    Nooo! Another collapse!
[08:42] ---
    Pudding...
[08:44] ---
    No!
[08:46] ---
    The pudding I poured all
    my heart into can't go blowing up!
[08:50] ---
    Hey, calm down, Kayano!
[08:52] ---
    Don't get emotionally attached
    to a damn pudding!
[08:54] ---
    --It was made to be blown to bits!
    --No, we can't!
[08:57] ---
    We need to keep it in the yard forever, as a monument!
[08:59] ---
    "Still Life with Pudding" "by Kaede Kayano"
    We need to keep it in the yard forever, as a monument!
[09:01] ---
    "Still Life with Pudding" "by Kaede Kayano"
    It'll rot!
[09:01] ---
    "Danger"
    It'll rot!
[09:02] ---
    Phew... Time for a break.
[09:05] ---
    I detected the faint smell of
    a foreign object in with the deliciousness.
[09:10] ---
    The bomb! And the detonator's been detached!
[09:13] ---
    "Koro Sensei Flirts with Disaster!" "His Exit Route Explained!"
    The bomb! And the detonator's been detached!
[09:14] ---
    "Koro Sensei Flirts with Disaster!" "His Exit Route Explained!"
    I ate from caramel to pudding to dirt,
[09:16] ---
    "Koro Sensei Flirts with Disaster!" "His Exit Route Explained!"
    then tunneled through the ground and removed it.
[09:20] ---
    Did you set up the bomb, Takebayashi?
[09:23] ---
    Your calculations were spot on,
[09:26] ---
    but I picked up on the
    distinctive scent of plastic explosive.
[09:30] ---
    Next time, pay attention
    to any odor components, too.
[09:34] ---
    Yes, sir.
[09:37] ---
    And since you all worked together
    to make this pudding,
[09:40] ---
    you should all eat it together!
[09:42] ---
    I've set aside nice clean portions for you.
[09:46] ---
    Foiled again.
[09:47] ---
    And it was such a good idea.
[09:50] ---
    However, eating eggs
    that are meant to be discarded
[09:54] ---
    is, strictly speaking, a violation of economic rules.
[09:57] ---
    "New Civics"
    is, strictly speaking, a violation of economic rules.
[09:57] ---
    "New Civics"
    We'll consider that and the importance of food
[09:59] ---
    "New Civics"
    in our next civics class.
[10:01] ---
    "New Civics"
    Yes, sir.
[10:02] ---
    Yes, sir.
[10:04] ---
    Too bad, Kayano...
[10:07] ---
    Or do you feel better now?
[10:10] ---
    I didn't think you could be so hardcore.
[10:14] ---
    It was fun--and out of the ordinary, too.
[10:19] ---
    Not even your closest friends
    get to see your true blade.
[10:26] ---
    I'll do it again.
[10:27] ---
    This is where a pudding fan
    can be a top-notch assassin.
[10:31] ---
    I've got any number of
    jiggly blades at my disposal!
[10:35] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
    "by Kaede Kayano"
[10:56] ---
    After the break,
[10:58] ---
    Mr. Karasuma really started
    buckling down on training.
[11:03] ---
    Today's phys ed class consisted of parkour...
[11:07] ---
    ...turned Cops and Robbers.
[11:08] ---
    The cops were our
    two most fearsome teachers.
[11:11] ---
    If we catch them all,
    they get twice the homework.
[11:14] ---
    Quit finding weird ways to piggyback on this.
[11:17] ---
    Aw, why can't I play, too?
[11:20] ---
    It's not fair--you guys have all the fun.
[11:23] ---
    Besides, I'm in charge of defense.
[11:26] ---
    Of course. It would hardly be
    training with you on the chase.
[11:30] ---
    Even if it is Mr. Karasuma chasing us,
[11:32] ---
    this is one big mountainside!
[11:34] ---
    Given the time limit,
    he'll only be able to tag...
[11:38] ---
    ...two or three of us, max.
[11:39] ---
    Yep.
[11:41] ---
    I heard that.
[11:43] ---
    Beyond the ridgeline--at eighty meters.
[11:53] ---
    You're under arrest.
[11:56] ---
    --Huh?
    --What?
[11:58] ---
    Okajima, Hayami, Chiba, Fuwa! Out!
[12:03] ---
    "Jail"
    No lie--he's actually making us do drills in jail!
[12:05] ---
    No lie--he's actually making us do drills in jail!
[12:08] ---
    Say what?
[12:09] ---
    Now, look, Okajima...
[12:10] ---
    Not even realizing you were tagged?
    What is this, some battle movie?
[12:14] ---
    Just be careful, okay?
    He might already be behind you...
[12:19] ---
    Sugaya? Sugayaaa!
[12:24] ---
    Karasuma's on the hunt alone?
[12:26] ---
    Perfect. I'll pull him in by his
    tagging hand and take him down.
[12:31] ---
    Then we'll go at it right here.
    I'll make a real bad cop out of him!
[12:35] ---
    I say bring it on! Oh, YE--
[12:40] ---
    Sugaya, Professor Bitch! Out!
[12:43] ---
    Yikes. We're dropping like flies!
[12:45] ---
    It's like Mount Slaughter out here.
[12:48] ---
    Weren't they arrested?
[12:49] ---
    Oh--this is Cops and Robbers, right?
    Which means...
[12:53] ---
    Right! If we tag 'em, they're free!
[12:56] ---
    Sugino, you dummy.
[12:59] ---
    Like anyone's getting tagged
    without that sonic octopus noticing.
[13:02] ---
    --Prisoners! Focus on your work detail, now!
    --If we could do that, we would have killed him ages ago.
[13:06] ---
    You have a point.
[13:09] ---
    Sugino! Did you come to spring us?
[13:10] ---
    "Do something to Sensei!"
    Sugino! Did you come to spring us?
[13:15] ---
    What?
[13:20] ---
    Just this once.
[13:21] ---
    Sugino! Now!
[13:25] ---
    "Officer Koro Scandal: Bribery"
[13:27] ---
    Five prisoners have escaped!
[13:28] ---
    "Escaped"
    Five prisoners have escaped!
[13:29] ---
    "Escaped"
    What?!
[13:30] ---
    Hey! How are these
    captured robbers getting out?
[13:34] ---
    They're shrewder than I thought.
[13:36] ---
    --Whoa! Those boobs are something else!
[13:38] ---
    --They lured you away!
    --Whoa! Those boobs are something else!
[13:40] ---
    Do not let my next batch of prisoners escape!
[13:44] ---
    Actually, Koro Sensei...
[13:47] ---
    My little brother is really sick--bedridden.
[13:50] ---
    When I emailed him about
    playing Cops and Robbers,
[13:52] ---
    he replied, "You gotta win."
[13:56] ---
    If he knew I was captured,
    the shock just might...
[13:59] ---
    Go.
[14:01] ---
    This cop never saw any robber. Go.
[14:05] ---
    Oh, wow, thanks!
[14:06] ---
    "Officer Koro Scandal: Covering for Criminals"
[14:08] ---
    Four prisoners have escaped!
[14:08] ---
    "Escaped"
    Four prisoners have escaped!
[14:10] ---
    Four prisoners have escaped!
[14:10] ---
    Karasuma, come in!
[14:12] ---
    How are these criminals escaping from jail?
[14:15] ---
    That's my line, you crooked cop!
[14:18] ---
    Time's up! Game's over!
[14:22] ---
    It's over...
[14:24] ---
    Thank goodness.
[14:27] ---
    In the end,
[14:28] ---
    "Jail"
    In the end,
[14:28] ---
    "Jail"
    our game of Cops and Robbers ended with us getting away.
[14:32] ---
    Koro Sensei ticked off Mr. Karasuma
    at just about every step of the way,
[14:37] ---
    but it was good training for us.
[14:40] ---
    --Later!
    --Anyone could see our second term was off to a good start.
[14:41] ---
    --See you tomorrow!
    --Anyone could see our second term was off to a good start.
[14:43] ---
    --Anyone could see our second term was off to a good start.
[14:48] ---
    "Weekly Punch" "A Quiet Neighborhood Shaken! A Yellow Menace Targets
    F-Cups and Above" "Exclusive! Late-Night Terror in Kunugigaoka"
[14:52] ---
    No way...
[14:56] ---
    "Roll Book"
[14:56] ---
    "Roll Book"
    What a good start to the second term!
[14:59] ---
    "Roll Book"
    The relationship of trust I share with my students
[15:00] ---
    "Roll Book"
    is only growing stronger.
[15:01] ---
    "Staff Room"
    is only growing stronger.
[15:04] ---
    Today, too, they'll gaze upon me
    with such affection...
[15:07] ---
    ...such disgust?!
[15:10] ---
    "Exclusive! Late-Night Terror in Kunugigaoka:
    Underwear Thief On the Loose!"
[15:11] ---
    "Underwear Thief Strikes Again!" "Only After F-Cups and Above"
    "A Yellow Man's 'Nurufufufu' Echoing Through the Night"
[15:13] ---
    This is totally you, isn't it?
[15:15] ---
    Honestly, we're disappointed.
[15:17] ---
    How could you do such a thing?
[15:18] ---
    N-No, wait! I don't know anything about this!
[15:22] ---
    So what's your alibi?
[15:24] ---
    My alibi?
[15:25] ---
    Where were you late at night
    on the day of this incident,
[15:28] ---
    and what were you doing?
[15:30] ---
    What was I doing?
[15:31] ---
    I was moving from ten thousand
    to three thousand meters altitude,
[15:36] ---
    shaking a bag of seasoned fries.
[15:38] ---
    Like anyone can prove that!
[15:40] ---
    C'mon, that's enough.
[15:42] ---
    Koro Sensei may be full of
    the little desires of the flesh,
[15:44] ---
    but all he's really done so far is...
[15:47] ---
    "Stag"
    ...read discarded dirty magazines,
[15:49] ---
    be bought off with swimsuit pics,
[15:51] ---
    "Weekly Young Jump"
    be bought off with swimsuit pics,
[15:51] ---
    "Weekly Young Jump"
    stare intently at pin-ups during free period,
[15:54] ---
    send in postcards saying
[15:55] ---
    "Hand-bras are so blah!
    Let me do a tentacle-bra!"
[16:01] ---
    Koro Sensei... just turn yourself in.
[16:03] ---
    Et tu, Isogai?
[16:05] ---
    How rude! I'm an innocent man!
[16:08] ---
    If you don't believe me,
    come to the staff room!
[16:10] ---
    I've got just the thing to prove just how rational I am:
[16:13] ---
    "Pleasure Forest" "A Feel-Good Start to Summer!"
    I've got just the thing to prove just how rational I am:
[16:13] ---
    "Pleasure Forest" "A Feel-Good Start to Summer!"
    the pin-up collection in my desk!
[16:15] ---
    I'll get rid of every last one of--
[16:21] ---
    You're kiddin' me.
[16:23] ---
    Hey, check out the class roll book!
[16:26] ---
    See the letters next to all the girls' names?
[16:29] ---
    He's done research into all our cup sizes!
[16:30] ---
    "Forever Flat"
    He's done research into all our cup sizes!
[16:31] ---
    "Forever Flat"
    Hey! Why am I the only one marked "Forever Flat"?!
[16:32] ---
    "Roll Book"
    Hey! Why am I the only one marked "Forever Flat"?!
[16:36] ---
    "Roll Book"
    And this here--
[16:36] ---
    And this here--
[16:37] ---
    a list of the women in Kunugigaoka with at least an F-cup!
[16:37] ---
    "Kunugigaoka's F-Cups and Above"
    a list of the women in Kunugigaoka with at least an F-cup!
[16:40] ---
    Wait! I... that can't...
[16:45] ---
    Oh, right! I was getting ready
    for an after-school barbecue!
[16:51] ---
    See? Don't these skewers look tast--
[16:59] ---
    This isn't good.
[17:00] ---
    Unbelievable.
[17:02] ---
    So filthy.
[17:10] ---
    Th-That's all for today... class...
[17:14] ---
    See you... tomorrow...
[17:22] ---
    We really put him
    through the wringer today, huh.
[17:26] ---
    Guess he couldn't stand the heat.
[17:27] ---
    But did he really do it?
    I mean, it's a serious crime.
[17:33] ---
    Compared to blowing up the earth,
    it's downright adorable.
[17:36] ---
    Yeah, well...
[17:38] ---
    But if I were a Mach-20 underwear thief,
[17:42] ---
    I sure wouldn't leave
    such shoddy evidence behind.
[17:48] ---
    A ball from the equipment shed.
[17:51] ---
    He'd have to know that if he did this,
    he'd be dead to us as a teacher.
[17:57] ---
    For that teaching-mad monster,
    I'd think losing our trust with this nonsense
[18:03] ---
    is right up there with getting assassinated
    in terms of things he wants to avoid.
[18:07] ---
    Yeah... I'd have to agree.
[18:10] ---
    But then... who?
[18:12] ---
    An impostor.
[18:14] ---
    Fuwa?
[18:15] ---
    That color, his laugh... Make no mistake:
[18:19] ---
    It's a fake Sensei! The old hero-movie
    bad-guy trope in action!
[18:26] ---
    So the culprit is someone
    deeply familiar with Koro Sensei.
[18:31] ---
    Ritsu! Look for clues with me!
[18:35] ---
    Sure!
[18:36] ---
    "Tentacle"
    Sure!
[18:36] ---
    "Tentacle"
    Something along those lines, anyway.
[18:38] ---
    "Tentacle"
    I don't know why they'd do something like this,
[18:41] ---
    "Tentacle"
    but if this rumor rides our bountied buddy out of town,
[18:43] ---
    but if this rumor rides our bountied buddy out of town,
[18:47] ---
    we'll lose everything.
[18:49] ---
    Let's beat the real criminal silly
[18:52] ---
    and put that octopus in our debt.
[18:53] ---
    Yeah!
[18:54] ---
    "Forever Flat"...
[19:02] ---
    The great detective has arrived,
[19:03] ---
    practically grown-up in body and mind!
[19:06] ---
    All we're doing is using parkour to trespass.
[19:10] ---
    Hey, Fuwa, how do you know
    the culprit's gonna strike here next?
[19:16] ---
    This is a camp facility
    for certain pro entertainers.
[19:19] ---
    A big-busted idol group
    has been here for two weeks
[19:22] ---
    practicing their latest dance routines.
[19:25] ---
    Yes,
[19:26] ---
    and based on the suspect's disposition,
[19:28] ---
    there's a 99.78 percent probability
    this place is in his sights.
[19:33] ---
    And tomorrow's the last day of camp!
[19:36] ---
    No way will our man let these
    top-notch trophies get away.
[19:40] ---
    Aha...
[19:48] ---
    Koro Sensei!
[19:49] ---
    Is he after the real thief, too?
[19:52] ---
    Sure looks like a thief in that getup.
[19:55] ---
    Look! He's so mad at the actual culprit,
[19:58] ---
    he's looking at the underwear
    and getting all worked up!
[20:00] ---
    I just can't see him
    as anything but the bad guy!
[20:05] ---
    Hey, over there...
[20:06] ---
    Someone's here!
[20:07] ---
    A big guy with a yellow head!
[20:09] ---
    I knew it!
[20:10] ---
    So someone else was behind this!
[20:13] ---
    The way he carries himself--
    he's no ordinary guy!
[20:15] ---
    Uh-oh! He's getting away!
[20:16] ---
    Gotcha!
[20:18] ---
    So you disguised yourself as me
[20:19] ---
    and did things I only wish I could have done!
[20:22] ---
    I'll strip you naked and
    take care of you from stem to stern!
[20:26] ---
    This may be even worse than being a bra thief.
[20:30] ---
    The reports got his laugh exactly right.
[20:32] ---
    Now show your face,
[20:34] ---
    you impostor!
[20:40] ---
    I-Isn't that...
[20:43] ---
    Mr. Karasuma's underling?
[20:46] ---
    You...
[20:48] ---
    But why would--
[20:52] ---
    I negotiated with the government
    to borrow one of Mr. Karasuma's men.
[20:57] ---
    He lured you right into
    this pen of anti-Sensei sheets.
[21:04] ---
    It's what your students did
    on that southern island.
[21:08] ---
    Youngsters have such limber minds.
    First confine, then strike.
[21:14] ---
    That voice...
[21:16] ---
    Now, then, Koro Sensei.
    Let your final death match begin.
[21:23] ---
    Koro Sensei...
[21:25] ---
    Compared to me, you are...
[21:29] ---
    weak.
[21:41] ---
    The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:47] ---
    If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
    I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:58] ---
    And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
    The multiplying footsteps,
    the view from my window:

[22:14] ---
    As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
    They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
    It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
    Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:36] ---
    I'll gather up
    and go through all of the things

[22:42] ---
    Scattered beneath the waning moon

3 - Itona Horibe Time

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[00:06] ---
    Now, then, Koro Sensei.
    Let your final death match begin.
[00:13] ---
    Koro Sensei...
[00:15] ---
    Compared to me, you are...
[00:17] ---
    weak.
[00:32] ---
    You're all I think about
[00:34] ---
    Starting not to see anything else
[00:37] ---
    I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[00:43] ---
    Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[00:45] ---
    I've spared no effort since then
[00:48] ---
    Should be over my problems by now
[00:52] ---
    I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[00:56] ---
    And just when I get warmed up
[00:59] ---
    Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[01:04] ---
    Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[01:10] ---
    Thousands, tens of thousands
    of times I've given form to my feelings

[01:15] ---
    Driven them in,
    thrown them in--but all you do is run

[01:21] ---
    Question, question: what
[01:23] ---
    Question, question: on earth
[01:26] ---
    Question, question: did I
[01:29] ---
    Ever know about you anyway?
[01:31] ---
    Question, question: why
[01:34] ---
    Question, question: is it
[01:37] ---
    Question, question: you are
[01:39] ---
    So close and yet so far away?
[01:48] ---
    "Third Period: Itona Horibe Time"
    "by Itona Horibe"
[01:54] ---
    Itona!
[01:56] ---
    First we make drastic changes to the field.
[02:01] ---
    --Ow ow ow!
    --Then we attack.
[02:04] ---
    Easier to confine him first, then strike.
[02:08] ---
    I've taken a page from your tactics, you see.
[02:11] ---
    Shiro! So you were behind all this?
[02:14] ---
    Exactly.
[02:16] ---
    Once that creature
    starts losing his students' trust,
[02:18] ---
    his movements grow panicked.
[02:21] ---
    Even if things seem a little
    off somehow, he'll dive right in,
[02:24] ---
    the fool.
[02:26] ---
    Dammit! That's our kill!
[02:29] ---
    Why do you always play so dirty?
[02:32] ---
    It's called "being an adult."
[02:36] ---
    What Itona has on his tentacles there
[02:39] ---
    are gloves with sharp edges
    made of anti-Sensei materials.
[02:42] ---
    Every time their tentacles touch,
    the creature's bare tentacles
[02:45] ---
    will continue to take damage.
[02:49] ---
    Seems that's not enough
    to finish him off, though.
[02:55] ---
    I won, big brother.
[02:57] ---
    By killing you,
[02:59] ---
    I'm solving just one problem:
[03:03] ---
    I'm proving... my strength!
[03:12] ---
    Yes, very well done, Itona!
[03:15] ---
    If this were before the first term,
    you may very well have killed me.
[03:19] ---
    But your attack pattern is a simple one.
[03:23] ---
    No matter how fast you are,
    no matter how strong,
[03:26] ---
    no matter how many schemes
    your guardian thinks up,
[03:28] ---
    no matter how easily I freak out,
[03:30] ---
    by our third fight, I can see
    and adapt to your patterns.
[03:35] ---
    No way... it can't be...
[03:41] ---
    Itona...
[03:44] ---
    I study, too, you know.
[03:46] ---
    How could I teach anyone if
    I didn't grow and learn day by day?
[03:53] ---
    Now, let's get rid of
    this dangerous cloth cage.
[03:57] ---
    Experiencing my Absolute Defense Form
    over summer vacation
[04:00] ---
    taught me yet another skill:
[04:03] ---
    compressing not my whole body,
    but a portion of my tentacles
[04:06] ---
    to release a burst of energy.
[04:10] ---
    Wh-What...?
[04:12] ---
    Remember this, Itona.
[04:15] ---
    I say assassination is education.
[04:17] ---
    The assassination classroom's teacher
[04:19] ---
    will get stronger every time he teaches!
[04:27] ---
    Why... can't I... win?
[04:30] ---
    I'm supposed to be... stronger now...
[04:42] ---
    So there you have it, Shiro.
[04:45] ---
    Leave him to the E Class and go quietly.
[04:48] ---
    Oh, and...
[04:50] ---
    ...spread the accurate word
    that I am not an underwear thief!
[04:53] ---
    And I'm actually a B-cup! A B-cup!
[05:07] ---
    I-It hurts...
[05:08] ---
    --Itona!
    --My head's... killing me!
[05:11] ---
    My brain's about to burst!
[05:13] ---
    With the shock of his repeated defeats,
[05:15] ---
    his tentacles are starting
    to gnaw away at his mind...
[05:17] ---
    Hang in there, Itona!
[05:20] ---
    This might just be all he can take.
[05:23] ---
    Why, he can't even pull off
    this little scheme of mine.
[05:27] ---
    Wh-What is he saying?
[05:30] ---
    Itona,
[05:31] ---
    if this is all you're capable of,
    the Organization will stop paying.
[05:36] ---
    It's not that I don't feel for you,
[05:38] ---
    but we have to cut our losses at some point
[05:41] ---
    if only to get the next model up and running.
[05:44] ---
    This is goodbye, Itona.
    You're on your own now.
[05:49] ---
    Wait! What kind of guardian are you, anyway?
[05:52] ---
    Quit playing school, you monster.
[05:55] ---
    All you can do is
    break things--break everything.
[06:00] ---
    I will not countenance your existence.
[06:04] ---
    I wish only for your death...
[06:06] ---
    no matter what the sacrifice.
[06:11] ---
    Say, are you sure your
    dear students are okay like that?
[06:18] ---
    Look out!
[06:27] ---
    Itona...
[06:32] ---
    Koro Sensei!
[06:36] ---
    As you might imagine,
    I'm pooped. Time for a little rest.
[06:44] ---
    With tentacle cells
    grafted to your human body,
[06:48] ---
    you must undergo
    adaptive treatment almost daily
[06:52] ---
    or be tormented by hellish rejection symptoms.
[06:56] ---
    Now that I've stopped your maintenance,
[06:59] ---
    your tentacles will ultimately,
    painfully eat away your nerves...
[07:03] ---
    The average person
    dies of madness in three days.
[07:11] ---
    Here's where the first incident occurred.
[07:13] ---
    A string of attacks on
    cell phone shops throughout Kunugigaoka
[07:18] ---
    has the police discussing
    a potential terrorism link.
[07:22] ---
    This has got to be...
[07:23] ---
    It's him, all right.
[07:25] ---
    But why cell phone shops?
[07:27] ---
    What should we do, sir?
[07:29] ---
    As his teacher,
    I'll take responsibility and stop him.
[07:32] ---
    I have to find him, protect him!
[07:35] ---
    I've got a good handle on Shiro's personality.
[07:38] ---
    To him, everyone's a pawn
    to use and throw away--
[07:42] ---
    and you don't quite know
    what a guy like that will do next.
[07:46] ---
    I think it'd be wiser to leave him alone.
[07:51] ---
    Even so, I'm his teacher.
[07:54] ---
    Don't let go of your students, no matter what.
[07:58] ---
    When I became a teacher, that was my vow.
[08:11] ---
    There are no shortcuts, Itona.
[08:15] ---
    Only those who study daily
    and work with integrity
[08:20] ---
    will grow stronger.
[08:23] ---
    That liar.
[08:28] ---
    "Mashimoto Imports"
[08:39] ---
    Forget lip service. No beating around the bush.
[08:43] ---
    Being a sore loser
    makes me sick. I want to win.
[08:48] ---
    I want the strength to be able to win.
[08:51] ---
    Your human face is showing at last, Itona.
[08:56] ---
    Big brother...
[08:57] ---
    "Koro Sensei," if you please.
[09:00] ---
    After all, I'm your teacher.
[09:02] ---
    Don't be goin' nuclear on us, now, Itona.
[09:06] ---
    You put us through a lotta stuff,
    but we'll let it slide.
[09:09] ---
    Just come with us quietly.
[09:11] ---
    Shut up! We battle. This time... I'll win.
[09:17] ---
    Of course we can battle.
[09:20] ---
    Maybe we two state secrets
    can find a vacant lot somewhere.
[09:24] ---
    Afterwards, we'll all study ways to kill me
[09:27] ---
    while we enjoy a little barbecue together.
[09:32] ---
    He's a persistent one, that octopus.
[09:34] ---
    Once he takes over, he'll go
    to the depths of hell to teach you.
[09:40] ---
    Of course! Put a student in front of me,
[09:43] ---
    and my instinct is to want to teach him or her.
[09:51] ---
    What is this?
[09:53] ---
    I can't see!
[09:54] ---
    Is this... anti-me powder?!
[09:58] ---
    Setting Itona adrift was
    all part of the plan, Koro Sensei.
[10:04] ---
    I was so distracted by
    Itona's bloodlust that I didn't notice!
[10:08] ---
    Come now, Itona--your final duty.
[10:13] ---
    Itona!
[10:17] ---
    You'll come after him, won't you?
    Being his teacher and all.
[10:27] ---
    Koro Sensei...
[10:29] ---
    Is everyone all right?
[10:32] ---
    More or less...
[10:33] ---
    Then I'll go rescue Itona!
[10:38] ---
    Protecting us reduced
    his evasion response time.
[10:41] ---
    No!
[10:43] ---
    Damn that Shiro!
    He made us his pawns, all right!
[10:50] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
    "by Karma Akabane"
[10:59] ---
    Itona!
[11:03] ---
    Pressure rays--to slow me down!
[11:07] ---
    Not that I'm surprised,
    but you really are a fool, Koro Sensei.
[11:11] ---
    I'm after Itona.
[11:16] ---
    That's right: you grow weak
    when the target is anyone but you.
[11:22] ---
    Now will you run away?
[11:23] ---
    I am his teacher!
[11:25] ---
    I...
[11:27] ---
    I'm powerless.
[11:29] ---
    That's why even my partner's abandoned me.
[11:37] ---
    Good eyes.
[11:39] ---
    In them I see a dogged fixation on winning--
[11:43] ---
    crucial for making the most
    of the powerful cells I've created.
[11:49] ---
    Why don't we do a little addition, you and me?
[11:52] ---
    Let me handle the path to victory.
[11:56] ---
    Your tenacity plus my tech
    equals the power to seize victory.
[12:02] ---
    With power, you can be stronger
    than anyone else in this world.
[12:07] ---
    I was dead set on power,
[12:09] ---
    so I could withstand the
    searing pain of those mysterious cells.
[12:12] ---
    I was dead set on winning,
[12:14] ---
    so I could throw myself into it,
    again and again.
[12:17] ---
    But I didn't get what I was after.
[12:20] ---
    And the one I was
    meant to kill is protecting me!
[12:23] ---
    I... I can't lose to those nobodies...
[12:30] ---
    What the--
[12:35] ---
    This is anti-octopus cloth, right?
[12:38] ---
    That's why we've gotta take
    you down instead of that octopus!
[12:43] ---
    Terasaka! Get the light in the tree!
[12:46] ---
    On it!
[12:47] ---
    You brats...!
[12:52] ---
    But... why would you...
[12:55] ---
    Don't take this the wrong way.
[12:57] ---
    We're just ticked off at Shiro.
[13:00] ---
    If Koro Sensei hadn't run off,
    we would have left you behind.
[13:03] ---
    Hayami said "Don't take this the wrong way!"
[13:06] ---
    Talk about running hot and cold!
[13:09] ---
    You sure you want to
    be looking this way, Shiro?
[13:14] ---
    If you stop shooting,
    the netting'll come right off at the base.
[13:18] ---
    You made it!
[13:21] ---
    The netting is melting his tentacles!
[13:23] ---
    We'll get you out of there!
[13:25] ---
    Step down, Shiro.
[13:27] ---
    We'll take Itona.
[13:29] ---
    You always plan so carefully,
[13:32] ---
    but once my students get involved,
    those plans are ruined.
[13:36] ---
    The sooner you notice the obvious, the better.
[13:41] ---
    A class consisting of a monster
    swarmed by tiny flies?
[13:45] ---
    How infinitely irritating.
[13:48] ---
    But I will allow that my plan
    needs some radical revisions.
[13:55] ---
    Keep the boy. He'll only live
    another two, three days as it is.
[14:00] ---
    Play nice together, now.
[14:04] ---
    Studying, integrity--lies, all of it.
[14:07] ---
    In the end, it all comes down to
    whether I have overwhelming strength.
[14:15] ---
    As long as Itona has a pathological
    attachment to power and winning,
[14:19] ---
    his tentacle cells will stick so tight
    that we can't remove them.
[14:22] ---
    Can't we cut them off somehow?
[14:24] ---
    Not until we get rid of his attachment.
[14:27] ---
    That's why we have to know
    more about how he got this way.
[14:30] ---
    Yeah, but...
[14:32] ---
    I kinda doubt he'll be
    forthcoming about his life story.
[14:35] ---
    Actually, about that...
[14:38] ---
    I was curious:
[14:40] ---
    Why was Itona going after cell phone shops?
[14:43] ---
    "City Pages"
    Why was Itona going after cell phone shops?
[14:43] ---
    "City Pages"
    So I had Ritsu look up some stuff about him,
[14:47] ---
    "City Pages"
    and it turns out
[14:48] ---
    and it turns out
[14:48] ---
    the president of this company
[14:50] ---
    had a son named Itona Horibe.
[14:50] ---
    "Horibe Electronics"
    had a son named Itona Horibe.
[14:53] ---
    This little factory supplied
    smartphone parts around the world.
[14:57] ---
    Two years ago it went under,
    burdened with debt.
[15:00] ---
    The president and his wife vanished,
    leaving their son behind.
[15:04] ---
    We started to see the reason behind
    Itona's lust for power, for victory.
[15:11] ---
    Pfft, is that all?
    That made him into a delinquent?
[15:17] ---
    Everybody's worried about somethin'.
[15:20] ---
    Big problems, little ones...
[15:24] ---
    We'll take him in, look after him.
    If he dies, well, that's that.
[15:32] ---
    Look, Itona. Even a tiny factory like ours
[15:36] ---
    can compete with the big names
    if we work with integrity.
[15:43] ---
    What a load of crap.
[15:46] ---
    But why? You know
    all our techniques! If you leave us...
[15:52] ---
    Studying and integrity are meaningless
[15:55] ---
    in the face of superior, overwhelming power.
[16:00] ---
    I'm sorry, Itona. Go live with your uncle.
[16:09] ---
    You're awake. Finally.
[16:14] ---
    We refashioned the
    anti-tentacle netting into a bandana.
[16:16] ---
    Just for peace of mind.
[16:18] ---
    But you can't pop out any tentacles, can you?
[16:20] ---
    "Ramen" "Gyoza" "Matsuraikan"
[16:22] ---
    "Fried Rice" "Cold Tofu"
    "Edamame" "Salt Ramen"
[16:25] ---
    "Salt Ramen" "Miso Ramen" "Soy-Sauce Ramen"
[16:25] ---
    "Salt Ramen" "Miso Ramen" "Soy-Sauce Ramen"
    Why ramen?
[16:27] ---
    "Salt Ramen" "Miso Ramen" "Soy-Sauce Ramen"
    He's got to be hungry, right? He'll feel better after he eats.
[16:32] ---
    He's got to be hungry, right? He'll feel better after he eats.
[16:33] ---
    Well? Isn't our ramen totally gross?
[16:36] ---
    I keep telling my old man,
    but he won't change the recipe.
[16:39] ---
    It is gross. And stale.
[16:42] ---
    The soup uses MSG to cover up
    the corners cut on chicken bones.
[16:45] ---
    The main topping is a swirl
    of fishcake, placed with pride.
[16:48] ---
    This is from four generations back.
    This is 1950s ramen.
[16:51] ---
    This punk knows his stuff!
[16:53] ---
    If a chain store opened nearby,
    this place would be toast.
[16:58] ---
    My father may have studied,
    but he still suffered a tragic loss.
[17:03] ---
    Let's hit my place next.
[17:05] ---
    Our modern tech'll put
    this fossilized ramen to shame!
[17:10] ---
    Why, you--!
[17:11] ---
    "Yoshida Motors"
[17:15] ---
    Whaddya think, Itona?
    Let the speed blow your cares away!
[17:18] ---
    An unlicensed junior-high kid?
    You sure about this?
[17:21] ---
    It is on Yoshida's family property.
[17:23] ---
    Feeling good and hyped?
[17:25] ---
    It's not bad.
[17:26] ---
    All riiight!
    Now for my high-speed braking turn!
[17:32] ---
    You idiot! Go help him!
    What if the shock sets him off again?!
[17:37] ---
    Aw, that's not enough to hurt him!
[17:39] ---
    They're just flying by the seat of their pants.
[17:42] ---
    Yeah.
[17:43] ---
    I mean, they're basically idiots.
    What do you want?
[17:47] ---
    But at least Hazama's got some brains.
[17:50] ---
    "The Count of Monte Cristo" "Alexandre Dumas"
    But at least Hazama's got some brains.
[17:50] ---
    "The Count of Monte Cristo" "Alexandre Dumas"
    You want to get back at Shiro, don't you?
[17:53] ---
    You want to get back at Shiro, don't you?
[17:53] ---
    The famous novel of revenge:
    The Count of Monte Cristo.
[17:57] ---
    Seven volumes, 2,500 pages.
[17:59] ---
    Read this and feed the darkness within.
[18:02] ---
    He gives up on his revenge toward the end,
[18:04] ---
    so don't bother reading that far.
[18:05] ---
    That's too hard!
[18:07] ---
    Hazama, your stuff is always
    way too involved and way too dark!
[18:10] ---
    What? You've got to
    cherish the darkness in your heart!
[18:14] ---
    Don't you have an easier way to cheer him up?
[18:17] ---
    This guy probably ain't the brightest--
[18:21] ---
    Uh-oh. He's getting all twitchy.
[18:23] ---
    Probably pissed that Terasaka called him dumb.
[18:26] ---
    No...
[18:27] ---
    It's the tentacles.
    He's going to flip out on us again!
[18:31] ---
    I'm not like you, fine with any old way.
[18:34] ---
    I'll do it now! I'll kill him,
    and victory will be mine!
[18:40] ---
    Terasaka!
[18:41] ---
    Hey, Itona. I thought about
    killin' that octopus today, too.
[18:47] ---
    But you can't do it--not right away.
[18:52] ---
    Get rid of that impossible vision
    of yours. It's easier that way.
[18:57] ---
    Shut up!
[19:00] ---
    That's the second time...
    and you're weaker now. Easier to grab.
[19:04] ---
    Still hurts enough to wanna barf, though.
[19:08] ---
    And that just reminds me
    of Muramatsu's ramen.
[19:11] ---
    Hey!
[19:12] ---
    "Intro to Business" "Restaurant Management Manual"
    Hey!
[19:12] ---
    "Intro to Business" "Restaurant Management Manual"
    That octopus told him to study business.
[19:14] ---
    "Ramen" "Gyoza" "Matsuraikan"
    That octopus told him to study business.
[19:17] ---
    Gross ramen is fine for now.
    One day, when he takes over,
[19:21] ---
    his new flavors and management skills
    will get that joint jumpin'.
[19:26] ---
    He told Yoshida the same thing--
    it could come in handy someday.
[19:31] ---
    C'mon, Itona.
[19:33] ---
    Don't let a couple losses throw you off course!
[19:36] ---
    All you gotta do is win someday.
[19:39] ---
    And when it comes to killin' that octopus...
    it don't hafta be now.
[19:43] ---
    We can fail a hundred times over.
[19:45] ---
    Just kill him once before March... and we win.
[19:51] ---
    You can use the prize money
    to buy back your dad's factory.
[19:55] ---
    Then your folks could come back.
[19:58] ---
    I can't stand this.
[20:00] ---
    What do I do until I come up with
    my next vision of victory?
[20:04] ---
    Huh?
[20:06] ---
    You act like an idiot, like we did today!
    That's what we're here for!
[20:13] ---
    What other idiot could say that
    with a straight face?
[20:17] ---
    Although...
[20:18] ---
    Sometimes a word from an idiot
    is all you need to chill things out.
[20:24] ---
    So I was being... hasty?
[20:28] ---
    Yeah.
[20:29] ---
    I think you were.
[20:30] ---
    That tint of attachment
    is gone from your eyes, Itona.
[20:34] ---
    We can remove those
    painful tentacle cells now.
[20:38] ---
    In losing one great power,
    you gain many friends.
[20:43] ---
    You'll come kill me, won't you?
[20:45] ---
    "Yoshida Motors"
    You'll come kill me, won't you?
[20:45] ---
    "Yoshida Motors"
    Starting tomorrow?
[20:47] ---
    Starting tomorrow?
[20:48] ---
    Suit yourself.
[20:50] ---
    I'm sick of this power--
    and this whole "brothers" thing, too.
[20:56] ---
    Hey, you made it! No more
    busting through the wall, okay?
[21:01] ---
    'Morning! That bandana's a good look on you!
[21:04] ---
    Good morning. And how are you feeling?
[21:07] ---
    Awful, now that I've lost my power.
[21:11] ---
    But I don't feel any weaker.
[21:14] ---
    In the end, I will kill you, Koro Sensei.
[21:18] ---
    And so problem child Itona Horibe
[21:20] ---
    finally joined our class.
[21:23] ---
    "Tentacle"
    finally joined our class.
[21:23] ---
    "Tentacle"
    Hey, Muramatsu--I'm broke.
[21:25] ---
    "Tentacle"
    I'll try not to barf, so let me have some ramen.
[21:28] ---
    "Tentacle"
    And he's in Terasaka's group.
[21:41] ---
    The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:46] ---
    If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
    I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:57] ---
    And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
    The multiplying footsteps,
    the view from my window:

[22:14] ---
    As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:19] ---
    They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
    It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
    Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:36] ---
    I'll gather up
    and go through all of the things

[22:42] ---
    Scattered beneath the waning moon

4 - Spinning Time

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[00:06] ---
    Itona had attacked Koro Sensei three times.
[00:10] ---
    Lots of stuff happened,
    but in the end, he finally joined our class.
[00:14] ---
    Then, a week later...
[00:18] ---
    All right, class, I'll see you tomorrow.
[00:21] ---
    I finally got paid, so I'm
    heading out for some Shanghai crab!
[00:27] ---
    Yi, er, san, go!
[00:29] ---
    No fair leaving us out!
[00:32] ---
    Now that it's the second term,
    our work's getting a lot harder.
[00:36] ---
    Koro Sensei's really trying
    to get our grades up.
[00:40] ---
    That's nice and all, but I haven't
    picked up any girls in ages.
[00:50] ---
    You're sticking around, Itona?
[00:51] ---
    "Tentacle"
    You're sticking around, Itona?
[00:53] ---
    "Tentacle"
    What are you making?
[00:55] ---
    "Tentacle"
    Just what it looks like:
[00:56] ---
    an RC tank.
[00:58] ---
    Why?
[01:00] ---
    I had an all-day cram session
    with that octopus yesterday.
[01:04] ---
    It stressed me out.
[01:06] ---
    We'll save that for later.
    Now for your next question.
[01:11] ---
    He really ticked me off...
    so I'll use this to kill him.
[01:14] ---
    "Tentacle"
[01:15] ---
    "Tentacle"
    Just like Terasaka's dumb face told me...
[01:18] ---
    I can fail a hundred times.
[01:21] ---
    So I'll go kill him, expecting the worst.
[01:24] ---
    Go kill him? You mean...
[01:26] ---
    B-But this thing...
[01:28] ---
    It's, like, crazy high-tech!
[01:44] ---
    You're all I think about
[01:47] ---
    Starting not to see anything else
[01:50] ---
    I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:55] ---
    Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:58] ---
    I've spared no effort since then
[02:00] ---
    Should be over my problems by now
[02:04] ---
    I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[02:08] ---
    And just when I get warmed up
[02:11] ---
    Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[02:16] ---
    Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[02:22] ---
    Thousands, tens of thousands
    of times I've given form to my feelings

[02:27] ---
    Driven them in,
    thrown them in--but all you do is run

[02:33] ---
    Question, question: what
[02:35] ---
    Question, question: on earth
[02:38] ---
    Question, question: did I
[02:41] ---
    Ever know about you anyway?
[02:44] ---
    Question, question: why
[02:46] ---
    Question, question: is it
[02:49] ---
    Question, question: you are
[02:52] ---
    So close and yet so far away?
[03:01] ---
    "Fourth Period: Spinning Time"
    "by Masayoshi Kimura"
[03:05] ---
    Is this for real?
[03:09] ---
    This thing uses cell phone camera parts.
[03:12] ---
    Wow, Itona...
    You thought up these tweaks yourself?
[03:17] ---
    I learned basic electronics
    at my old man's shop.
[03:21] ---
    Anybody could do it. Except Terasaka.
[03:25] ---
    Itona's changed so much
    from when he had those tentacles.
[03:30] ---
    Tongue's as sharp as ever, though.
[03:41] ---
    Whoa!
[04:03] ---
    Amazing... It's practically silent
    when it moves and when it shoots!
[04:08] ---
    I used a lot of electronic controls
    to minimize gear noise.
[04:13] ---
    The camera feed is sent to the controller,
[04:15] ---
    moving in tandem with the main gun's sights.
[04:18] ---
    Wow, real spy stuff!
[04:20] ---
    Even if you can aim this at him...
    where would you aim?
[04:23] ---
    I'll let you guys in on something.
[04:26] ---
    There's one ideal place
    we should be aiming for:
[04:28] ---
    our target's weak spot.
[04:30] ---
    Koro Sensei's weak spot?!
[04:32] ---
    He has a heart. Right under his tie.
[04:36] ---
    If we hit that, we can
    take him down in a single strike.
[04:45] ---
    He'll probably have spread the word by now--
[04:48] ---
    about my weak point, that is.
[04:49] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #26: His heart"
    about my weak point, that is.
[04:50] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #26: His heart"
    Assassination is bound to get a lot more fun with Itona in the mix.
[04:57] ---
    We can use this.
[04:59] ---
    Yeah.
[05:00] ---
    Okay, let's give it a test run
    to prep for an assassination.
[05:04] ---
    If it breaks during the real deal,
    we'll be clean outta luck.
[05:08] ---
    "Staff Room"
[05:08] ---
    "Staff Room"
    Dead slow ahead!
[05:16] ---
    Bye, Professor Bitch!
[05:18] ---
    See you later!
[05:19] ---
    Go straight home, now--no detours.
[05:23] ---
    We will!
[05:24] ---
    Want to stop for a snack?
[05:25] ---
    Yeah, let's!
[05:27] ---
    But you just said...
[05:32] ---
    See anything?
[05:34] ---
    No--the camera didn't get that far.
    The field of view is too narrow!
[05:39] ---
    Can't we put in a bigger camera?
[05:41] ---
    It'll increase the weight,
    decrease its mobility,
[05:44] ---
    and make target acquisition more difficult.
[05:47] ---
    In that case...
[05:49] ---
    Why don't we use a fisheye lens on the camera?
[05:52] ---
    "Advisor: Kotaro Takebayashi"
    Takebayashi!
[05:54] ---
    "Correction" "Standard" "Fisheye"
    Takebayashi!
[05:54] ---
    "Correction" "Standard" "Fisheye"
    If we have the CPU correct any distortion in the received image...
[05:58] ---
    "Correction" "Standard" "Fisheye"
    even a small lens can get us a wide field of view.
[06:02] ---
    Got it.
[06:02] ---
    "Camera Crew: Taiga Okajima"
    Got it.
[06:03] ---
    "Camera Crew: Taiga Okajima"
    I'll find a small fisheye lens with a big viewing angle.
[06:07] ---
    Ritsu?
[06:08] ---
    Yes?
[06:09] ---
    Can you build a distortion correction program?
[06:12] ---
    Sure! I don't know what
    you need it for, but I'll take care of it!
[06:16] ---
    You're a genius, Takebayashi.
[06:19] ---
    We need a recording function.
[06:21] ---
    Yeah--it's a must for
    effective analysis of our upgrades.
[06:25] ---
    And yet you were totally
    turned off by an underwear thief.
[06:28] ---
    All in the name of assassination! Onward!
[06:31] ---
    Uh... Prototype 0!
[06:39] ---
    "High-Mobility Recovery Crew: Masayoshi Kimura"
[06:39] ---
    "High-Mobility Recovery Crew: Masayoshi Kimura"
    I'll go flip it over!
[06:41] ---
    Thanks, Kimura!
[06:43] ---
    Shouldn't its suspension
    be able to handle uneven surfaces?
[06:46] ---
    I'll come up with something.
[06:48] ---
    "Drive System Planning Support: Taisei Yoshida"
    I'll come up with something.
[06:48] ---
    "Drive System Planning Support: Taisei Yoshida"
    I know a little about drive systems and metalworking.
[06:51] ---
    This light khaki chassis color is too obvious.
[06:54] ---
    That's combat camouflage.
[06:57] ---
    It's got to blend into the school scenery,
    or the target might notice it.
[07:01] ---
    I'm on it.
[07:02] ---
    "Camouflage Manager: Sosuke Sugaya"
[07:03] ---
    "Camouflage Manager: Sosuke Sugaya"
    School camouflage. I'll paint it up.
[07:06] ---
    "Staff Room"
    RC stuff is hardly human-sized.
[07:08] ---
    "Old Campus"
    RC stuff is hardly human-sized.
[07:09] ---
    "Old Campus"
    In the name of better maneuvering,
[07:11] ---
    "Road Map Cartographer: Hiroto Maehara"
    In the name of better maneuvering,
[07:12] ---
    "Road Map Cartographer: Hiroto Maehara"
    I'll draw up a map.
[07:14] ---
    I'll draw up a map.
[07:14] ---
    They really lose themselves
    when smut's involved.
[07:18] ---
    So sleazy.
[07:25] ---
    "The Next Day"
[07:28] ---
    Hey. I finished the transmission yesterday.
[07:32] ---
    Hey, guys.
[07:34] ---
    I made us breakfast.
[07:34] ---
    "Provisions Supplier: Takuya Muramatsu"
    I made us breakfast.
[07:36] ---
    How do you like this school camo?
[07:40] ---
    You guys do realize that this is
    all for an assassination plan, right?
[07:46] ---
    Yeah, we know,
    Mr. Student Council President!
[07:48] ---
    All right, let's get in a test run
    before the girls show up!
[07:52] ---
    Yeah!
[07:53] ---
    Nobody's tardy on a day like this.
[07:56] ---
    Ritsu starts up at eight o'clock sharp.
[08:00] ---
    I don't want to hurt her.
[08:01] ---
    Uh, yeah.
[08:06] ---
    Argh! You idiot!
[08:07] ---
    You gotta move carefully or it'll flip again!
[08:10] ---
    Move! It's my turn!
[08:12] ---
    There was no need to worry
    whether the antisocial Itona
[08:16] ---
    would fit in with our class.
[08:18] ---
    Smut and killing and making things:
[08:20] ---
    Having hit all the boys' buttons,
    they formed a circle around him.
[08:26] ---
    Itona, we're all working on this together.
[08:29] ---
    Why don't you give this thing a code name?
[08:33] ---
    I'll think about it.
[08:37] ---
    The tentacles once asked me
    what I wanted to be.
[08:42] ---
    When I said I wanted to be strong...
[08:44] ---
    soon that was all I could think about:
[08:47] ---
    hazy thoughts of fighting and winning.
[08:51] ---
    You can start with a fine thread.
[08:53] ---
    Over time, you'll spin it
    into something stronger.
[08:55] ---
    Itona: "becoming thread."
    My wish for you, right there in your name.
[09:00] ---
    How did I ever forget my roots?
[09:05] ---
    Ack! It crashed! Terasaka, you suck at this!
[09:08] ---
    Say what?!
[09:10] ---
    --Hey, Itona, isn't this lever a little loose?
    --This is probably where I should have started all along.
[09:20] ---
    A monster!
[09:22] ---
    --Run!
    --No--fire!
[09:27] ---
    The main gun's nowhere near strong enough!
[09:29] ---
    Gotta tweak that, too!
[09:32] ---
    Eeeyikes!
[09:42] ---
    Dammit...
    To think we were done in by a weasel.
[09:46] ---
    Next time we'll need to
    assign a driver and a gunner.
[09:50] ---
    You're on firing duty, Chiba.
[09:51] ---
    "Gunner: Ryunosuke Chiba"
    You're on firing duty, Chiba.
[09:51] ---
    "Gunner: Ryunosuke Chiba"
    Uh... okay.
[09:54] ---
    Mistakes are all part of
    the development process.
[09:59] ---
    Itona I may have been a dud,
[09:59] ---
    "Itona I"
    Itona I may have been a dud,
[10:01] ---
    "Itona I"
    but we'll spin it into something stronger.
[10:02] ---
    but we'll spin it into something stronger.
[10:05] ---
    I can fail a hundred times,
[10:07] ---
    but I will kill him in the end.
[10:10] ---
    Hope I can count on you.
[10:12] ---
    You bet.
[10:14] ---
    Bloodlust is what binds us together.
[10:16] ---
    This is going to be fun.
[10:19] ---
    All right! By March, we'll have this thing
    looking up all the girls' skirts!
[10:24] ---
    So that's our goal now?
[10:27] ---
    What's this about up our skirts?
[10:29] ---
    Kataoka!
[10:30] ---
    Nothing! We were talking about
    side skirts on cars, that's all!
[10:34] ---
    Oh, we heard you.
[10:35] ---
    Boys suck.
[10:37] ---
    And just who came up with the idea?
[10:39] ---
    I'm sure it wasn't you, Itona.
[10:41] ---
    --Okajima.
    --Hey!
[10:44] ---
    Good morning! Oh, Okajima!
[10:47] ---
    I have that fisheye lens
    correction program ready for you.
[10:53] ---
    Wait! It wasn't just me! Right?
[10:56] ---
    Beats me. Don't pull me into this, Okajima.
[10:58] ---
    Maehara, you dirty rat!
[11:00] ---
    Just give it up, guys.
[11:03] ---
    Either way, it's clear you were
    all in on this little scheme.
[11:06] ---
    Boys suck.
[11:09] ---
    What's going on?
[11:10] ---
    Kind of a crime of passion.
[11:12] ---
    Huh.
[11:14] ---
    No, it's, like, all adventurous!
[11:16] ---
    You boys are impossible.
[11:21] ---
    Karma, I'm skipping today.
    Show me a good spot.
[11:25] ---
    Wow, you can talk! Yeah, sure.
[11:28] ---
    Hey, you! Itona!
[11:31] ---
    Itona's tougher than we thought.
[11:35] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
    "by Nagisa Shiota"
[11:39] ---
    "Itona Horibe"
[11:40] ---
    "Itona Horibe"
    Oh, so "Itona" is written with the characters for "becoming thread"?
[11:44] ---
    One of those flashy names!
[11:46] ---
    --Hey!
    --It's a good name! Sounds cool.
[11:49] ---
    "Tentacle"
    There are plenty of people with weird names in this class.
[11:55] ---
    "Masayoshi Kimura"
    What? "Justice"?! I totally thought it was "Masayoshi!"
[12:01] ---
    Everyone's generous enough
    to read it that way, yeah.
[12:05] ---
    And I asked Koro Sensei to call me that, too.
[12:08] ---
    Sure made us nervous,
    hearing your name at the entrance ceremony!
[12:11] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
[12:12] ---
    I hate the thought of another
    public execution come graduation.
[12:17] ---
    Kimura's parents are police officers.
[12:20] ---
    "Justice"
    Kimura's parents are police officers.
[12:20] ---
    "Justice"
    They were so high on justice
[12:22] ---
    "Justice"
    that that's what they named their child.
[12:24] ---
    And being my parents, they'd just
    smack me if I complained about it.
[12:30] ---
    They didn't think about how much
    a kid could get teased in school.
[12:35] ---
    That's parents for you.
[12:38] ---
    Me, with this face--I'm Kirara. Kirara!
[12:42] ---
    Do I look like a Kirara to you?
[12:44] ---
    N-No...
[12:46] ---
    My mom lives in her own little fantasy world,
[12:48] ---
    but if something happens that she doesn't like,
[12:50] ---
    she goes into screaming hysterics.
[12:52] ---
    That's the kind of
    stress-filled house I grew up in.
[12:55] ---
    No way was I going to
    grow into my adorable little name.
[13:00] ---
    You've sure got it rough,
    saddled with such weird names.
[13:05] ---
    "Karma Akabane"
[13:05] ---
    "Karma Akabane"
    Oh, me?
[13:07] ---
    Oh, me?
[13:07] ---
    I actually rather like my name.
[13:10] ---
    Guess some kids
    inherit their folks' strange tastes.
[13:14] ---
    Hmm...
[13:15] ---
    I'm not satisfied
    with how I was named, either.
[13:19] ---
    Huh? I though you liked "Koro Sensei."
    Kayano named you that.
[13:23] ---
    I do like it. That's why I'm not satisfied.
[13:26] ---
    There are still two people
    who won't call me by that name.
[13:31] ---
    Mr. Karasuma just says "Hey" or "You there."
[13:36] ---
    We're not some middle-aged married couple!
[13:38] ---
    But it's embarrassing for a
    full-grown adult to be like, "Koro Sensei!"
[13:45] ---
    Then why don't we call each other
    by code names instead?
[13:49] ---
    Code names?
[13:50] ---
    Yeah--we make new names for everyone.
[13:54] ---
    Like the assassins we met on the island:
[13:57] ---
    they called each other
    by code names to hide their real ones.
[14:00] ---
    Don't you think it's kinda cool and assassin-y?
[14:03] ---
    I see. Good idea!
[14:06] ---
    "Lottery Box"
    I see. Good idea!
[14:06] ---
    "Lottery Box"
    Here's what we'll do:
[14:08] ---
    Write down your suggestions.
[14:10] ---
    We'll call each other
    by the names I pull out of this box.
[14:14] ---
    Sounds fun, but do we have to
    think up names for everyone?
[14:18] ---
    "Tentacle"
    I'm just writing down whatever comes to mind.
[14:22] ---
    All right... using real names
    is forbidden all day today!
[14:26] ---
    Whaaat?
[14:31] ---
    Baseball Geek, Baseball Geek!
[14:34] ---
    Any movement from the target?
[14:35] ---
    Nothing yet, Lanky Artist!
[14:36] ---
    "Code Name: Baseball Geek"
    Nothing yet, Lanky Artist!
[14:38] ---
    "Code Name: Baseball Geek"
    Da Densest is hiding in wait near a lone pine.
[14:41] ---
    Team President Poverty will come from behind,
[14:43] ---
    "Code Name: President Poverty"
    Team President Poverty will come from behind,
[14:43] ---
    "Code Name: President Poverty"
    chase him into the swamp,
[14:45] ---
    "Code Name: Hot-and-Cold Sniper"
    chase him into the swamp,
[14:45] ---
    "Code Name: Hot-and-Cold Sniper"
    and then Hot-and-Cold Sniper will fire on him.
[14:51] ---
    Okay--here goes!
[14:53] ---
    Shape up, you two!
[14:54] ---
    "Code Name: Da Densest"
    Shape up, you two!
[14:55] ---
    "Code Name: Da Densest"
    How can you let your target leave the scene?
[14:56] ---
    How can you let your target leave the scene?
[14:57] ---
    Especially you, Womanizing Scumbag!
[14:58] ---
    "Code Name: Womanizing Scumbag"
    Especially you, Womanizing Scumbag!
[14:59] ---
    "Code Name: Womanizing Scumbag"
    Always hold your gun at firing height!
[15:02] ---
    "Code Name: Womanizing Scumbag"
    Dammit! Like I'll let you escape!
[15:03] ---
    Director Mushroom! Mistress Kanzaki! Fluffy Stag Beetle!
[15:07] ---
    He's headed your way!
[15:08] ---
    Got it!
[15:11] ---
    Ah! He went another way!
[15:14] ---
    Home Plate!
[15:14] ---
    "Code Name: Home Plate"
    Home Plate!
[15:15] ---
    "Code Name: Loofah"
    Loofah!
[15:15] ---
    "Code Name: Picture-Book Graduate"
    Picture-Book Graduate!
[15:17] ---
    On it!
[15:19] ---
    Get him looking at the ground, and...
[15:24] ---
    Nicely done,
[15:25] ---
    "Code Name: Pseudo-Takaoka"
    Pseudo-Takaoka.
[15:26] ---
    But it's not enough!
[15:28] ---
    Scoring one hit on me doesn't mean
    you can ever take him down!
[15:32] ---
    Poison Specs! Forever Flat!
[15:33] ---
    "Code Name: Forever Flat" "Code Name: Poison Specs"
    Poison Specs! Forever Flat!
[15:35] ---
    "Code Name: Forever Flat" "Code Name: Poison Specs"
    If I can see where you're firing from,
[15:36] ---
    "Code Name: Forever Flat" "Code Name: Poison Specs"
    I can dodge your shots!
[15:37] ---
    I can dodge your shots!
[15:38] ---
    He saw us! Take over,
[15:40] ---
    Dignified Didact!
[15:42] ---
    Okay! C'mon, English Lass and Gender!
[15:42] ---
    "Code Name: Dignified Didact"
    Okay! C'mon, English Lass and Gender!
[15:43] ---
    Okay! C'mon, English Lass and Gender!
[15:44] ---
    "Code Name: Gender" "Code Name: English Lass"
    Okay! C'mon, English Lass and Gender!
[15:45] ---
    "Code Name: Gender" "Code Name: English Lass"
    Roger!
[15:49] ---
    Nice shooting this time,
    without giving away their location.
[15:53] ---
    Must be Dignified Didact's leadership.
[15:56] ---
    "Code Name: This Manga is Amazing!" "Code Name: Terminal Perv"
    Keep your distance from behind, then wait for your chance...
[15:59] ---
    Terminal Perv and This Manga
    is Amazing! aren't bad, either.
[16:03] ---
    Semi-Senioritis has blocked the escape route!
[16:04] ---
    "Code Name: Semi-Senioritis"
    Semi-Senioritis has blocked the escape route!
[16:05] ---
    We're counting on you,
[16:07] ---
    "Code Name: Dating Sim Emo Character"
    We're counting on you,
[16:07] ---
    "Code Name: Dating Sim Emo Character"
    Dating Sim Emo Character!
[16:18] ---
    Dating Sim Emo Character!
    Assume your target is always on guard!
[16:23] ---
    I know.
[16:25] ---
    But I'm not the one who'll take you down.
[16:27] ---
    Justice!
[16:40] ---
    So how did it feel,
[16:41] ---
    spending the day under code names?
[16:43] ---
    Kind of... painful.
[16:46] ---
    "Scrunchies and Boobs"?
[16:48] ---
    Being called "Amazing Ape" over and over...
[16:51] ---
    Ah, yes, I see, I see.
[16:53] ---
    What does "Box o' Moe" mean?
[16:55] ---
    Probably exactly that.
[16:57] ---
    Koro Sensei!
[16:59] ---
    Why was I the only one with my real name?
[17:02] ---
    Because I knew what you'd be
    doing in phys ed training today.
[17:06] ---
    I figured, with your mobility,
    you'd play quite a role.
[17:09] ---
    And given the awesome moves you pulled off,
[17:12] ---
    the name "Justice" is a perfect fit.
[17:15] ---
    So it is!
[17:18] ---
    "Petition for Name Change" "Justice Kimura" "Masayoshi Kimura"
    Just to reassure you, Kimura,
[17:21] ---
    "Petition for Name Change" "Justice Kimura" "Masayoshi Kimura"
    it should be relatively easy to put in for a name change.
[17:24] ---
    it should be relatively easy to put in for a name change.
[17:26] ---
    Oh, right!
[17:27] ---
    Still, Kimura...
[17:29] ---
    If you kill me, I bet this is how
    the world will see your name:
[17:36] ---
    "'Justice' indeed! A perfect name
    for the hero who saved Earth!"
[17:43] ---
    To be honest, there's no
    great meaning to the grand names
[17:46] ---
    our parents give us.
[17:48] ---
    What's meaningful is what we,
    so named, accomplish in our lives.
[17:53] ---
    Names don't make a person.
[17:55] ---
    They're merely left behind in
    our footsteps as we walk through life.
[18:00] ---
    How about cherishing
    that name for a while longer?
[18:05] ---
    At least...
[18:10] ---
    ...until the assassination's over with.
[18:13] ---
    Okay?
[18:18] ---
    I think I will.
[18:21] ---
    So! Today's the day we used code names.
[18:24] ---
    Now to tell you mine!
[18:27] ---
    Please call me this from now on:
[18:30] ---
    "Prince of the Fateful Eternal Wind"
    Please call me this from now on:
[18:30] ---
    "Prince of the Fateful Eternal Wind"
    "Prince of the Fateful Eternal Wind."
[18:37] ---
    Why do you get to pick
    such a fancy-pants name?!
[18:39] ---
    And what's with that smug look?
[18:42] ---
    Aw, c'mon, why not? Just for one day!
[18:45] ---
    Koro Sensei spent the rest of the day
[18:47] ---
    "Code Name: The Octopus of the Idiotic Perverted Chicken"
    as "The Octopus of the Idiotic Perverted Chicken."
[18:50] ---
    "Code Name: The Octopus of the Idiotic Perverted Chicken"
    "The Octopus of the Idiotic Perverted Chicken!"
[18:52] ---
    "Code Name: The Octopus of the Idiotic Perverted Chicken"
    Huh? Octopus?!
[18:55] ---
    That was a blast!
[18:56] ---
    "Code Name: Specs (LOL)"
[18:58] ---
    Sure was funny today,
    using code names in class.
[19:01] ---
    Sure was.
[19:03] ---
    Right, Picture-Book Graduate?
[19:04] ---
    Can it, Baseball Geek.
[19:07] ---
    Ouch!
[19:09] ---
    What does it even mean?
[19:10] ---
    Yeah, and whose big idea
    was it to put me down
[19:14] ---
    as "Forever Flat," huh?
[19:15] ---
    Gulp!
[19:18] ---
    So it was you.
[19:18] ---
    "Code Name: The Art of Darkness"
    So it was you.
[19:20] ---
    So it was you.
[19:20] ---
    See you tomorrow.
[19:23] ---
    Hey, I'll put up with that
    nasty ramen again today. C'mon.
[19:28] ---
    Now look here...
[19:29] ---
    He's totally a Terasaka guy.
[19:32] ---
    He really is.
[19:33] ---
    And so the days went on,
    each of us giving it our all.
[19:39] ---
    But we were the End Class.
    Our fun times couldn't last forever.
[19:49] ---
    How's the second term coming?
[19:51] ---
    Of course, "poorly" isn't
    an option in my son's A Class.
[19:58] ---
    It's going smoothly.
[20:00] ---
    I'm thorough in my handling of any students
[20:03] ---
    who lag behind even the slightest bit.
[20:06] ---
    I'll train everyone up even higher
    with an eye on the midterms.
[20:10] ---
    How encouraging.
[20:12] ---
    However... the students are
    still talking about you
[20:18] ---
    letting the E Class
    get carried away in the first term--
[20:21] ---
    because you were still inexperienced.
[20:30] ---
    I'll squash them... as one of the strong.
[20:36] ---
    Naturally. Not having students in
    the roles of "the strong" and "the weak"
[20:44] ---
    would run counter to my educational principles.
[20:49] ---
    Allow me to give you some guidance,
    for your own sake.
[20:54] ---
    About the aptitude of the one
    standing at the peak: the leader.
[21:00] ---
    First consider where
    and when you want to win.
[21:04] ---
    Then consider how.
[21:05] ---
    How will you use loopholes in the rules
    to best use the pieces you hold?
[21:12] ---
    A leader's aptitude.
[21:15] ---
    Without that, you'll never best me, Asano.
[21:19] ---
    All right...
[21:23] ---
    I'll show you my aptitude,
[21:26] ---
    Mr. Principal, sir.
[21:41] ---
    The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:47] ---
    If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
    I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:58] ---
    And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
    The multiplying footsteps,
    the view from my window:

[22:14] ---
    As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
    They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
    It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
    Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:37] ---
    I'll gather up
    and go through all of the things

[22:42] ---
    Scattered beneath the waning moon

5 - Leader Time

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[00:07] ---
    Having obtained certain information,
[00:10] ---
    we were now secretly investigating the truth.
[00:13] ---
    Or so our cover story went.
[00:14] ---
    In fact, we'd infiltrated this café
    a good ways from school
[00:18] ---
    just for the heck of it.
[00:20] ---
    Wow, what a man!
[00:24] ---
    Welcome! Ah, always good to see you,
[00:27] ---
    Mrs. Harada and Mrs. Ito.
[00:29] ---
    How's it going, little Yuma?
[00:31] ---
    We come here more for
    you than for the coffee!
[00:35] ---
    Now don't say that. Wouldn't want
    the owner to head to the dark side.
[00:39] ---
    So, a mocha for you, Mrs. Harada,
    and a double espresso for Mrs. Ito?
[00:43] ---
    Our manager's special today
    is a nice chiffon cake.
[00:46] ---
    Ooh! We'll take two.
[00:48] ---
    Thank you very much.
[00:50] ---
    Our leader really is a man among men.
[00:53] ---
    I could kill him.
[00:55] ---
    You're sure making that
    one cup of tea last a while.
[00:58] ---
    And why not? We are keeping
    your job secret, you know.
[01:02] ---
    I get it. A shakedown, eh?
[01:04] ---
    If you'll take a second steep,
    this round's on me.
[01:07] ---
    What a man!
[01:09] ---
    Carrying all that at once?
[01:12] ---
    What a man!
[01:13] ---
    Don't tell me
    your mom's feeling poorly again?
[01:16] ---
    Yes, well...
[01:18] ---
    It's just me and Mom,
    so I have to help out with the finances.
[01:22] ---
    What a man!
[01:24] ---
    Him being poor is his only negative.
[01:27] ---
    And he even turns *that
    *into a cool-guy advantage!
[01:29] ---
    He wears his bargain-basement
    clothes so neat and clean,
[01:31] ---
    they don't look cheap at all.
[01:33] ---
    What a man!
[01:33] ---
    What a man!
[01:33] ---
    "What a man!"
    What a man!
[01:35] ---
    He let me eat some of the goldfish
    he caught at the summer festival.
[01:38] ---
    And boy, can he cook a good goldfish!
[01:41] ---
    What a man!
[01:41] ---
    "What a man!"
    What a man!
[01:42] ---
    And after he used the bathroom?
[01:45] ---
    The toilet paper was folded into a triangle!
[01:47] ---
    What a man!
[01:47] ---
    "What a man!"
    What a man!
[01:49] ---
    Hey, I fold toilet paper, too!
[01:51] ---
    Into a triangle!
[01:52] ---
    "Disgusting!"
    Disgusting!
[01:54] ---
    Just look at him. Perfect biddy bait!
[01:57] ---
    "What a man!"
    What a man!
[01:58] ---
    --Oh, Nagisa!
    --Uh, middle-aged women in my neighborhood dote on me, too.
[02:00] ---
    --Like a widdle animal!
    --Uh, middle-aged women in my neighborhood dote on me, too.
[02:01] ---
    Shape up!
[02:01] ---
    "Shape up!"
    Shape up!
[02:03] ---
    He's still getting love letters
    from girls on the main campus.
[02:06] ---
    What a man!
[02:06] ---
    "What a man!"
    What a man!
[02:07] ---
    --Well... so am I.
[02:09] ---
    --For you, miss!
    --Well... so am I.
[02:10] ---
    "Forbidden love..."
    Forbidden love!
[02:12] ---
    Some things only suit
    cool guys like Isogai... or me.
[02:17] ---
    What a m--
[02:19] ---
    What are you doing here?!
[02:21] ---
    The honey toast here is divine!
[02:24] ---
    It's why I turn a blind eye
    to Isogai's part-time job.
[02:29] ---
    You don't seem to be too upset about Isogai
[02:32] ---
    being such a man among men.
[02:34] ---
    Huh? No.
[02:36] ---
    Why is that?
[02:37] ---
    Why?
[02:40] ---
    Well, because he's a good guy, that's all.
[02:43] ---
    Uh-huh!
[02:44] ---
    Do we need another reason?
[02:46] ---
    Welcome!
[02:49] ---
    Oh...? Oh, dear!
[02:51] ---
    Our intel was right.
    There is a student working here!
[02:55] ---
    Isogai, you naughty boy!
[02:57] ---
    This is your second
    major violation of the school rules.
[03:00] ---
    I expected better, Isogai.
[03:03] ---
    Asano! This couldn't be worse.
[03:20] ---
    You're all I think about
[03:23] ---
    Starting not to see anything else
[03:26] ---
    I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[03:31] ---
    Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[03:34] ---
    I've spared no effort since then
[03:36] ---
    Should be over my problems by now
[03:40] ---
    I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[03:44] ---
    And just when I get warmed up
[03:47] ---
    Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[03:52] ---
    Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[03:58] ---
    Thousands, tens of thousands
    of times I've given form to my feelings

[04:03] ---
    Driven them in,
    thrown them in--but all you do is run

[04:09] ---
    Question, question: what
[04:11] ---
    Question, question: on earth
[04:14] ---
    Question, question: did I
[04:17] ---
    Ever know about you anyway?
[04:19] ---
    Question, question: why
[04:22] ---
    Question, question: is it
[04:25] ---
    Question, question: you are
[04:28] ---
    So close and yet so far away?
[04:37] ---
    "Fifth Period: Leader Time"
    "by Yuma Isogai"
[04:42] ---
    The last time we found out about your job,
[04:44] ---
    you went down to the E Class.
[04:47] ---
    It seems you've done
    no soul-searching since then.
[04:50] ---
    Can't you keep this quiet, Asano?
[04:54] ---
    Just working this month
    will net me all the money I need.
[04:58] ---
    Well, I would like to
    give you a chance, if I can.
[05:03] ---
    When Asano's up to no good,
[05:07] ---
    he's the spitting image of the principal.
[05:09] ---
    All right--on one condition.
[05:13] ---
    Show me your fighting spirit
    and we'll pretend this never happened.
[05:18] ---
    My fighting spirit?
[05:19] ---
    Per school tradition,
[05:22] ---
    those who possess a fighting spirit
    out in society are revered above all else.
[05:27] ---
    A fighting spirit that garners
    enough respect to nullify a conduct violation.
[05:31] ---
    And to show that spirit...
[05:33] ---
    Pole-toppling at the sports festival?
[05:36] ---
    Yep. If we beat the A Class,
    they'll let Isogai slide.
[05:42] ---
    Bah. Obviously they're lookin' to embarrass us.
[05:47] ---
    So what do we do? If we say no,
    Isogai'll be penalized again.
[05:51] ---
    Screw this up and he might even be expelled.
[05:54] ---
    No... you don't have to.
[05:58] ---
    You never know what Asano has up his sleeve.
[06:02] ---
    And besides, I made this bed--
    I'll take responsibility and lie in it.
[06:06] ---
    Expel me for all I care!
[06:08] ---
    I can still pull off
    an assassination off school grounds!
[06:11] ---
    Wh-What a...
[06:14] ---
    What a horrible idea!
[06:15] ---
    Huh?!
[06:16] ---
    Quit acting so self-satisfied,
    you cowlicked poor!
[06:19] ---
    "Cowlicked poor"?!
[06:20] ---
    Don't overthink this, Isogai.
[06:23] ---
    We just have to beat those nerds
    at pole-toppling, right?
[06:27] ---
    We've got this in the bag!
[06:28] ---
    We sure do. We're practically lucky
    you got caught working!
[06:33] ---
    This is our chance to
    pay 'em back for all their daily spite!
[06:37] ---
    Topple 'em, hell--we'll destroy 'em!
[06:39] ---
    Right, Big Man?
[06:41] ---
    You guys...
[06:43] ---
    Okay, let's do it!
[06:45] ---
    Yeah!
[06:46] ---
    This is how it usually goes:
[06:49] ---
    putting class harmony first,
    above his own needs.
[06:52] ---
    It all amounts to personal magnetism,
[06:55] ---
    the most essential attribute of a leader.
[06:58] ---
    Now, perhaps a fellow
    man among men could lend a hand!
[07:04] ---
    Pole-toppling, eh?
[07:06] ---
    We did that plenty of times
    in the Defense Academy.
[07:09] ---
    That's no assassination--it's war.
[07:11] ---
    The difference in team size
    can be a huge handicap.
[07:15] ---
    They're well-trained, but can they
    best a team nearly twice as big?
[07:27] ---
    "Entrance"
[07:29] ---
    "Water Gods" "Mighty Warriors" "Sure Victory"
[07:33] ---
    Woo! Awesome, Kimura!
[07:35] ---
    Smile even bigger now! That's it, Justice!
[07:35] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #27: Acts like a proud parent"
    Smile even bigger now! That's it, Justice!
[07:45] ---
    Bread is for drinking.
[07:47] ---
    Too cool!
[07:49] ---
    Yes--assassination has improved
    your physical fitness, balance,
[07:53] ---
    kinetic vision, and sense of distance.
[07:55] ---
    --That's harassment!
    --This extraordinary competition is sure to show them off.
[07:57] ---
    --Huh?
    --This extraordinary competition is sure to show them off.
[07:58] ---
    Look how fast that runt
    is crawling through the net!
[08:01] ---
    Her body's got no resistance!
[08:03] ---
    Each student's individuality
    will be their weapon.
[08:06] ---
    It's up to you how best to use
    that in pole-toppling, Isogai.
[08:13] ---
    What is it?
[08:15] ---
    Koro Sensei, no matter what anyone says,
[08:17] ---
    Asano is one amazing guy.
[08:19] ---
    "Pole-Toppling Strategy Book"
    Asano is one amazing guy.
[08:20] ---
    "Pole-Toppling Strategy Book"
    I'm definitely no match for him.
[08:25] ---
    It's true that no matter how talented you are,
[08:29] ---
    once you're out in the world,
    there will always be someone better.
[08:32] ---
    Like he is.
[08:34] ---
    What now?
    If everyone gets hurt because of me...
[08:38] ---
    The thing is...
[08:40] ---
    Out in the world,
    one person has only so much power.
[08:44] ---
    Yeah!
[08:46] ---
    The power to command allies into battle:
[08:49] ---
    That's where you've got Asano beat.
[08:52] ---
    If you find yourself in a pinch,
    everyone will fight alongside you.
[08:57] ---
    That's your personal magnetism.
[09:00] ---
    And as for me, I'm glad I got to be
    your teacher instead of Asano's.
[09:09] ---
    All right, guys!
[09:10] ---
    Let's go into this guns blazing--like always!
[09:13] ---
    Yeah!
[09:14] ---
    "Broadcast Booth"
    Yeah!
[09:15] ---
    "Broadcast Booth"
    Now for an exhibition match!
[09:16] ---
    "Broadcast Booth"
    Seems the E Class has challenged the A Class to a battle!
[09:19] ---
    Seems the E Class has challenged the A Class to a battle!
[09:21] ---
    Okay, Kunugigaoka's elite--give 'em hell!
[09:25] ---
    Foreigners?
[09:26] ---
    That's gotta be against the rules!
[09:28] ---
    And in the spirit of cultural exchange,
    this exhibition match
[09:32] ---
    will include all our exchange students!
[09:34] ---
    That Asano's being way too careful.
[09:37] ---
    Is that how badly he wants to win?
[09:41] ---
    This is gonna be good.
[09:43] ---
    What will the E Class do now?
[09:48] ---
    If the E Class wants to
    win with so few members,
[09:52] ---
    they'll have to abandon defense and attack--
[09:54] ---
    only to get swallowed up by our ironclad defense and be crushed.
[09:58] ---
    "Asano" "Initial A-Class Formation: Defend & Destroy"
    only to get swallowed up by our ironclad defense and be crushed.
[10:01] ---
    Hey--does the End Class even want to win?
[10:04] ---
    No one's on offense!
[10:06] ---
    What's with the E Class? They're going all-in on defense!
[10:07] ---
    "Initial E-Class Formation: Absolute Defense Form"
    What's with the E Class? They're going all-in on defense!
[10:10] ---
    What's with the E Class? They're going all-in on defense!
[10:10] ---
    Might they be cowed by the skill gap?
[10:13] ---
    Let the battle begin!
[10:17] ---
    Bring it on, Asano!
[10:18] ---
    Trying to lure us out, eh?
    You underestimate us.
[10:22] ---
    Offense team, Plan F!
[10:24] ---
    Roger!
[10:27] ---
    We're not trying to bring down the pole.
[10:31] ---
    No, we mean to crush you--once and for all.
[10:33] ---
    "E-Class Main Unit"
    No, we mean to crush you--once and for all.
[10:34] ---
    No, we mean to crush you--once and for all.
[10:34] ---
    Whoa! Here they come!
[10:39] ---
    Dammit!
[10:40] ---
    We're not just gonna roll over and take this!
[10:47] ---
    "Fight to the Finish" "Bravery!"
[10:48] ---
    "Fight to the Finish" "Bravery!"
    Two down!
[10:50] ---
    They've been flung out to the stands!
[10:53] ---
    Th-This isn't good, Koro Sensei!
[10:55] ---
    A tight defense doesn't matter
    if they just get picked off one by one!
[11:00] ---
    Why don't you fight instead of
    defending like a bunch of turtles?
[11:03] ---
    Hmph. But you don't even
    understand me, do you.
[11:06] ---
    It's all right, man.
[11:08] ---
    Why don't you attack instead of chatting away?
[11:11] ---
    Hmph. Bring it on!
[11:15] ---
    Okay, guys--now!
[11:16] ---
    Operation: Tentacles!
[11:21] ---
    "E-Class Formation: Tentacle Tangle"
[11:23] ---
    Pin 'em down!
[11:25] ---
    The E Class comes together
    with the weight of the pole!
[11:29] ---
    Now this is intense! They're playing dirty!
[11:32] ---
    Ain't no rule against
    usin' the pole as a weapon!
[11:36] ---
    Get off of me!
[11:37] ---
    You're not goin' anywhere!
[11:39] ---
    A splendid defense.
[11:41] ---
    But you've got seven men strictly on defense,
    and two are out for the count.
[11:46] ---
    We just have even more of an advantage now.
[11:49] ---
    Guerilla teams on both flanks:
[11:50] ---
    Plan K!
[11:55] ---
    There's a gap right in the middle.
    If we're going to attack,
[11:57] ---
    it has to be now,
    when their forces are scattered!
[12:00] ---
    Come on out!
[12:01] ---
    Attack team! Operation: Mucus!
[12:04] ---
    Got it!
[12:04] ---
    "Total Victory"
    Got it!
[12:05] ---
    "E-Class Main Unit" "Isogai"
[12:07] ---
    Got 'em.
[12:09] ---
    Oh! They've chased after the E Class
    and are back on the defensive!
[12:13] ---
    An offensive fake-out?!
[12:17] ---
    It's like a chess problem.
[12:19] ---
    Even though they've made their defensive line airtight...
[12:20] ---
    "A Class: Plan K" "Feint -> Pincer Attack"
    Even though they've made their defensive line airtight...
[12:22] ---
    Even though they've made their defensive line airtight...
[12:22] ---
    the tide of battle is turning against them.
[12:28] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
    "by Karma Akabane"
[12:34] ---
    What should we do?
[12:36] ---
    The Defense Ministry
    would rather no one get injured.
[12:42] ---
    It's all right. I gave him some tips
    in our social studies work.
[12:47] ---
    As a good example of
    defeating a group twice your size,
[12:50] ---
    I'm rather fond of Hannibal of Carthage.
[12:53] ---
    Oh--the scourge of ancient Rome.
[12:56] ---
    He sent his troops where there were no roads,
[12:58] ---
    popping up in places
    where the foe was unprepared.
[13:02] ---
    He thought up defenses
    and used secret weapons.
[13:06] ---
    Put a touch of the unconventional
    in all of your strategies.
[13:10] ---
    They can carry out whatever
    clever schemes you put together.
[13:17] ---
    "Isogai"
[13:18] ---
    "Isogai"
    Ooh! Those E Class losers are totally surrounded!
[13:19] ---
    "Fight to the Finish"
    Ooh! Those E Class losers are totally surrounded!
[13:22] ---
    "Fight to the Finish"
    It's beatin' time!
[13:23] ---
    "Isogai"
    It's beatin' time!
[13:25] ---
    "Isogai"
    H-Hey, wait! Ack!
[13:27] ---
    "Fight to the Finish"
    H-Hey, wait! Ack!
[13:27] ---
    "Fight to the Finish"
    Why are they all headed this way?!
[13:31] ---
    "Fight to the Finish"
[13:33] ---
    "E-Class Formation: Mucus Hell"
[13:33] ---
    "E-Class Formation: Mucus Hell"
    The E Class has begun fleeing to the stands!
[13:36] ---
    "E-Class Formation: Mucus Hell"
    The whole place is in a panic!
[13:37] ---
    The whole place is in a panic!
[13:38] ---
    There are no rules about boundaries. Come on.
[13:42] ---
    The whole school is a battlefield.
[13:44] ---
    What are you doing? Quick, stop them!
[13:48] ---
    The most dangerous part of pole-toppling
[13:51] ---
    is that even with a handful of people,
    you can make it to the top.
[13:56] ---
    Who can pull that off?
[13:58] ---
    Akabane!
[13:59] ---
    Kimura!
[14:00] ---
    And Isogai! Keep an eye
    on those three in particular!
[14:03] ---
    Yuma Isogai... If the E Class loses this,
[14:07] ---
    "Notice of Expulsion"
    Yuma Isogai... If the E Class loses this,
[14:07] ---
    "Notice of Expulsion"
    I'll report your infraction and you'll be out in the cold.
[14:11] ---
    "Notice of Expulsion"
    Don't like it? Then you'll have to command everyone to attack.
[14:14] ---
    Don't like it? Then you'll have to command everyone to attack.
[14:15] ---
    Either you fall alone
    or you drag them all down with you:
[14:20] ---
    the choice is yours, E Class leader.
[14:23] ---
    Isogai! It's about that time!
[14:27] ---
    Yep! So far, it's all according to plan!
[14:36] ---
    What?! Where did those two
    E Class goons come from?
[14:41] ---
    We practiced taking blows
    till we were blue in the face.
[14:43] ---
    The only hard part was
    acting out that flight to the stands!
[14:47] ---
    Are these the ones thrown to
    the stands at the beginning?!
[14:50] ---
    We're done running! Okay, team: Sonic!
[14:52] ---
    "Fight to the Finish"
    We're done running! Okay, team: Sonic!
[14:53] ---
    "Fight to the Finish"
    All right!
[14:56] ---
    I get it...
[14:58] ---
    While everyone was focused on the scuffle,
[14:58] ---
    "A-Class Main Unit" "E-Class Main Unit"
    While everyone was focused on the scuffle,
[15:01] ---
    "A-Class Main Unit" "E-Class Main Unit"
    the two who faked injuries to leave the field formed another unit
[15:04] ---
    "A-Class Main Unit" "E-Class Main Unit"
    and sneaked in from outside!
[15:06] ---
    "A-Class Main Unit" "E-Class Main Unit"
    Then they used that disturbance to rush the A Class's main unit!
[15:10] ---
    So that's their game!
[15:12] ---
    That's our game!
[15:13] ---
    "E-Class Formation: Sonic Flight"
[15:13] ---
    "E-Class Formation: Sonic Flight"
    Ack! They got right up in our faces!
[15:15] ---
    Ack! They got right up in our faces!
[15:17] ---
    Take that, Asano!
[15:18] ---
    There might be fewer of us,
    but as long as we can get up here...
[15:29] ---
    Does he know martial arts, too?!
[15:33] ---
    You and I are standing on the same stage.
[15:38] ---
    Surely you're prepared to get kicked off.
[15:43] ---
    That last-boss vibe--
    that's the principal's son for you!
[15:48] ---
    Uh-oh--they're closing in.
[15:50] ---
    At this rate, they'll be surrounded
    and beaten to a pulp!
[15:54] ---
    Asano is a strong leader who can
    singlehandedly decide the tide of battle.
[15:59] ---
    As long as they follow his command,
    the A Class can't lose.
[16:04] ---
    Isogai, you likely can't be that kind of leader.
[16:07] ---
    And that's because...
[16:09] ---
    you don't have to make
    all the decisions yourself!
[16:14] ---
    --What?!
    --No! Not more E-Class reinforcements!
[16:15] ---
    --No! Not more E-Class reinforcements!
[16:17] ---
    Wait a second! Isn't that their defensive unit?
[16:21] ---
    Which means...
[16:22] ---
    The E Class only has two men on defense?!
[16:24] ---
    How are they keeping them down?!
[16:26] ---
    Leverage.
[16:28] ---
    "Fight to the Finish"
    Leverage.
[16:28] ---
    "Fight to the Finish"
    Lev--?
[16:29] ---
    "Fight to the Finish"
    Leverage, is it?
[16:31] ---
    They seem perfectly happy with that answer.
[16:34] ---
    It's a stall, of course.
[16:37] ---
    We two can't really hold them all back.
[16:40] ---
    But you guys can't do anything
    without orders, can you?
[16:44] ---
    Maybe he still has an ace up his sleeve.
[16:48] ---
    I guess it's better to wait for his orders
    before you make any moves.
[16:53] ---
    Damn four-eyes!
[16:54] ---
    Asano! Your orders!
[16:57] ---
    I can't give any orders!
[17:00] ---
    Now the A Class has assumed
    a defensive posture, too!
[17:02] ---
    If they can hold out here,
    the E Class will be out of options!
[17:06] ---
    Now! Come on, Itona!
[17:09] ---
    Yep.
[17:11] ---
    A secret weapon is meant
    to be saved for the last minute.
[17:21] ---
    We're losing?
[17:33] ---
    "Fight to the Finish"
[17:34] ---
    "Fight to the Finish"
    Uh... er... the A Class...
[17:37] ---
    The E Class...
[17:39] ---
    wins!
[17:42] ---
    How cool is that? My kids are
    the coolest! Look this way, please!
[17:46] ---
    You did it, Isogai!
[17:49] ---
    Anyone can see that,
    by some miracle, the E Team won a battle
[17:52] ---
    that was clearly not in their favor.
[17:55] ---
    In short, you got owned.
[17:59] ---
    Isogai used your strategy against you
[18:02] ---
    and ensured victory
    with a hidden secret weapon.
[18:06] ---
    When it came to the info war,
    you'd already lost.
[18:09] ---
    You're not fit to be a leader.
[18:12] ---
    Chief Director, your son is extremely capable.
[18:16] ---
    Stop it, Kevin!
[18:16] ---
    As a father, you should tell him
[18:19] ---
    that there's a lot he can learn from losing.
[18:22] ---
    I see... Your little opinion
    is quite moving, Kevin.
[18:28] ---
    Could you help me learn as well?
[18:30] ---
    If I were to lose,
[18:32] ---
    I might be able to learn from that loss.
[18:36] ---
    All four at once... please.
[18:45] ---
    Isogai!
[18:47] ---
    You were so awesome!
[18:49] ---
    Hey, thanks!
[18:50] ---
    Just don't try that at home.
[18:52] ---
    --Squee!
    --Damn that man-among-men!
[18:54] ---
    It's like the whole mood's
    changed around here.
[18:58] ---
    Especially with how the
    lower grades see the E Class now.
[19:00] ---
    Well, sure, with our little team's huge upset!
[19:06] ---
    You know...
[19:07] ---
    we might even be more amazing
    than Asano and his gang!
[19:16] ---
    Sorry... I'm sorry... I apologize...
[19:21] ---
    I took down a karate black belt
[19:25] ---
    on my third day of karate lessons.
[19:28] ---
    The first day, this thirty-something
    guy beat me but good.
[19:33] ---
    I fell over, vomiting.
    I had never tasted such defeat.
[19:38] ---
    Now, what do you think I did on day two?
[19:42] ---
    I watched, burning with the flames
    of extraordinary humiliation.
[19:48] ---
    If I lost my next match, too...
[19:50] ---
    I'd probably lose my grip on
    my personality and die of madness.
[19:57] ---
    And on day three... I took down
    my teacher without him landing a blow.
[20:02] ---
    That's learning from defeat.
[20:07] ---
    Say, Asano...
[20:09] ---
    If you lost, then why isn't
    the frustration eating you alive?
[20:17] ---
    You monster!
[20:23] ---
    Hey, check it out...
[20:25] ---
    Oh--it's Asano.
[20:28] ---
    Hey, Asano!
[20:30] ---
    You meant it, right?
    About keeping that secret?
[20:35] ---
    I never lie.
[20:38] ---
    I don't resort to
    underhanded tactics, unlike you.
[20:42] ---
    But next time will be different.
    I'll chase you all into oblivion.
[20:48] ---
    Heh. Sore loser.
[20:50] ---
    Hey, big words from
    a big loser fall on deaf ears!
[20:54] ---
    Don't sweat it.
    He can't understand your struggle.
[20:59] ---
    No, it's not like I've gone through
    any more than he has.
[21:05] ---
    Today, with all you helping me out,
[21:08] ---
    I was actually glad to be poor.
[21:11] ---
    --Shake it off, Asano. Let's go tie this up with a fancy dinner.
    --He may not be as showy as Asano,
[21:14] ---
    --Shake it off, Asano. Let's go tie this up with a fancy dinner.
    --but Isogai's not in front or on top:
[21:17] ---
    he's beside you before you know it.
[21:20] ---
    Whoa! Leftovers from
    the bread-eating contest!
[21:22] ---
    --The president of Class 3-E
    --Think I could have these? Huh?
[21:25] ---
    --is a cool and manly leader of an assassin.
    --Think I could have these? Huh?
[21:27] ---
    --is a cool and manly leader of an assassin.
    --I know! I'll make goldfish buns!
[21:41] ---
    The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:47] ---
    If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
    I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:58] ---
    And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
    The multiplying footsteps,
    the view from my window:

[22:14] ---
    As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
    They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
    It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
    Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:37] ---
    I'll gather up
    and go through all of the things

[22:42] ---
    Scattered beneath the waning moon

6 - Before & After Time

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[00:06] ---
    "Taking On the 2nd-Term Midterms!"
[00:07] ---
    "Taking On the 2nd-Term Midterms!"
    All right, class! The second-term midterms are just two weeks away!
[00:09] ---
    "Special Training to Improve in Your Worst Subjects"
    All right, class! The second-term midterms are just two weeks away!
[00:12] ---
    The time has come at last
    to surpass the A Class!
[00:15] ---
    Let's go into this red-hot! Hot! Hot!
[00:18] ---
    That's oppressively hot!
[00:19] ---
    "Mathematics"
    That's oppressively hot!
[00:19] ---
    "Mathematics"
    Ever since we dodged Asano's trap at the sports festival,
[00:22] ---
    "Mathematics"
    we've been able to focus all our efforts on our midterms.
[00:26] ---
    "Mathematics"
    At the same time,
[00:28] ---
    we were all a little... restless, somehow.
[00:31] ---
    "Japanese History"
    we were all a little... restless, somehow.
[00:32] ---
    "Japanese History"
    Five months left until Koro Sensei's assassination deadline.
[00:36] ---
    We were only growing more impatient.
[00:39] ---
    It's payback time!
[00:54] ---
    You're all I think about
[00:57] ---
    Starting not to see anything else
[01:00] ---
    I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:05] ---
    Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:08] ---
    I've spared no effort since then
[01:10] ---
    Should be over my problems by now
[01:14] ---
    I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[01:18] ---
    And just when I get warmed up
[01:21] ---
    Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[01:26] ---
    Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[01:32] ---
    Thousands, tens of thousands
    of times I've given form to my feelings

[01:37] ---
    Driven them in,
    thrown them in--but all you do is run

[01:43] ---
    Question, question: what
[01:45] ---
    Question, question: on earth
[01:48] ---
    Question, question: did I
[01:51] ---
    Ever know about you anyway?
[01:54] ---
    Question, question: why
[01:56] ---
    Question, question: is it
[01:59] ---
    Question, question: you are
[02:02] ---
    So close and yet so far away?
[02:11] ---
    "Sixth Period: Before & After Time"
    "by Taiga Okajima"
[02:18] ---
    --What a rush!
[02:20] ---
    --Yesss!
    --What a rush!
[02:23] ---
    How's this for the shortest way to the station?
[02:26] ---
    It's the best!
[02:29] ---
    Wait up, guys!
[02:30] ---
    --No parkour outside of class!
    --No sweat!
[02:33] ---
    The sports festival showed 'em:
    we're no ordinary students!
[02:38] ---
    We just might pull off that assassination!
[02:40] ---
    What a shortcut!
[03:01] ---
    What was that noise?!
[03:04] ---
    Oh, no! I'll call an ambulance!
[03:10] ---
    "To Emergency Reception"
[03:10] ---
    "To Emergency Reception"
    A hairline fracture of the right femur.
[03:14] ---
    It's mild enough that he should be
    up and walking in a week or so,
[03:18] ---
    but given that you kids are a state secret,
[03:21] ---
    my men are negotiating a gag order
    and an out-of-court settlement.
[03:25] ---
    We...
[03:34] ---
    K-Koro Sensei...
[03:37] ---
    B-But it was such a narrow street...
[03:39] ---
    Who'd ever expect an old man
    to be riding his bike down there?
[03:43] ---
    He's right.
[03:44] ---
    I do think that what we did was wrong...
[03:48] ---
    But we did it to sharpen up our skills.
[03:51] ---
    You just don't get the pressure
    and panic of havin' to save the Earth.
[04:02] ---
    Will you report that as injuring the students?
[04:06] ---
    I'll overlook it this once.
[04:09] ---
    I knew the risks when I introduced
    that high-level training...
[04:13] ---
    It may have been too soon for you after all.
[04:17] ---
    It's my fault.
[04:23] ---
    Sir...
[04:25] ---
    We're sorry.
[04:26] ---
    --We're really sorry.
    --We screwed up.
[04:29] ---
    You may have grown too strong.
[04:33] ---
    Drunk on your own power,
[04:35] ---
    you forgot to put yourself in the shoes
    of someone weaker than you.
[04:39] ---
    That makes you no different
    than the students on the main campus.
[04:43] ---
    It hurt to be chastised like that,
    but what could we say in reply?
[04:49] ---
    Is this what it means to make a mistake?
[04:57] ---
    The midterms are now
    exactly two weeks away.
[05:00] ---
    I forbid any of you from studying for them.
[05:04] ---
    It's not a punishment.
[05:06] ---
    There are simply other things
    you should be studying first.
[05:09] ---
    I'm responsible, too,
    for having forgotten to teach them.
[05:13] ---
    If you could please accept this offer, Mr. Matsukata...
[05:14] ---
    "Mr. Matsukata"
    If you could please accept this offer, Mr. Matsukata...
[05:16] ---
    "Mr. Matsukata"
    I will not!
[05:18] ---
    I'll be cooped up in here for two weeks!
[05:21] ---
    The usual restitution
    won't be enough for those brats.
[05:24] ---
    I'll need, say...
    some kind of unprecedented... hmm...
[05:27] ---
    ...bowing and scraping, say, or...
[05:30] ---
    "Get well soon! --Koro Sensei"
[05:30] ---
    "Get well soon! --Koro Sensei"
    What the--? Who put all these flowers here all of a sudden?
[05:37] ---
    I-I'm so sorry!
[05:38] ---
    "Apology"
    I-I'm so sorry!
[05:41] ---
    Ten-billion-yen-bounty me and my students
[05:45] ---
    have made so much trouble!
[05:45] ---
    "Apology"
    have made so much trouble!
[05:54] ---
    Listen to this, children!
[05:57] ---
    Principal Matsukata has been hurt,
    so he can't work for a while.
[06:02] ---
    Whaaat?
[06:02] ---
    He got hurt?
[06:03] ---
    Poor Mr. Principal!
[06:06] ---
    So instead, these young men and women
[06:09] ---
    will do anything we need
    for the next two weeks!
[06:13] ---
    Okay!
[06:16] ---
    Hmph.
[06:18] ---
    Give me a break.
[06:19] ---
    --How'd we wind up with collective responsibility
    --She's a witch!
[06:21] ---
    --How'd we wind up with collective responsibility
    --I'm scared...
[06:22] ---
    --when we had nothing to do with this?
    --We gotta get rid of her.
[06:24] ---
    What a disgrace.
[06:26] ---
    He's really chomping on you!
[06:27] ---
    We all got a sticky slap in the face, too.
[06:30] ---
    --Forgive me.
    --He said he has to treat us all equally to keep things fair.
[06:32] ---
    --I'm sorry. Forgive me.
    --He said he has to treat us all equally to keep things fair.
[06:33] ---
    --Forgive me.
    --He said he has to treat us all equally to keep things fair.
[06:35] ---
    Sorry about this.
[06:36] ---
    It's okay--we should have realized
    someone could get hurt.
[06:41] ---
    I guess I might have
    supervisory responsibility...
[06:45] ---
    ...as the trainer of this goofy circus troupe.
[06:48] ---
    Hey!
[06:49] ---
    Well, we can do some
    stealth studying at home.
[06:53] ---
    Two weeks of unpaid work as a condition
    for keeping the E Class's secret?
[06:59] ---
    A small price to pay for that bounty.
[07:03] ---
    Takebayashi...
[07:05] ---
    That'd be pretty astute if he weren't
    standing there in his underpants.
[07:08] ---
    Lots of rambunctious kids here.
[07:11] ---
    So what exactly are you
    planning to do for us, now?
[07:15] ---
    Barging in on us en masse...
[07:18] ---
    Reckon you can at least work off
    the oxygen you're taking up?
[07:23] ---
    And we've got some harsh kids, too!
[07:25] ---
    Uh-oh--Sis Sakura is in a bad mood.
[07:29] ---
    Yeah...
[07:30] ---
    These guys are gonna get murdered.
[07:32] ---
    She's been here five years--
    the oldest kid around.
[07:34] ---
    And spent two of those years
    resisting school control!
[07:37] ---
    Sis Sakura, the elite NEET!
[07:40] ---
    Something sure set you guys off.
[07:42] ---
    You make it sound cool and all,
    but really, she just doesn't go to school.
[07:45] ---
    First, have you got what it takes to work?
[07:49] ---
    --Hey, uh--
    --Let's just see, shall we? Hmm?
[07:52] ---
    Aw! That part of the floor is no good!
[07:56] ---
    Aren't you getting it fixed?
[07:58] ---
    I mean... this building is pretty decrepit.
[08:01] ---
    We don't have the money.
[08:04] ---
    Any waitlisted student,
    any child not attending primary school--
[08:07] ---
    our principal takes them in at rock-bottom rates.
[08:10] ---
    "Delicious Spring Water" "Barley Tea"
[08:11] ---
    "Delicious Spring Water" "Barley Tea"
    He can't even hire enough staff,
[08:13] ---
    "Delicious Spring Water" "Barley Tea"
    so he winds up working the hardest.
[08:18] ---
    Twenty-eight of us for two weeks...
[08:21] ---
    I bet we could get some stuff done.
[08:22] ---
    Sure we could!
[08:24] ---
    Yeah!
[08:25] ---
    Okay, guys, let's divvy up
    the duties and work in his stead!
[08:29] ---
    First, a strategy meeting!
[08:31] ---
    Got it!
[08:34] ---
    "Young Leaf Park"
[08:37] ---
    Please stop, Sir Karma!
    You mustn't hurt anyone else!
[08:41] ---
    No, princess! I must drive out this monster!
[08:45] ---
    Otherwise, peace will
    ne'er return to our kingdom!
[08:48] ---
    Karma, you jerk...
[08:50] ---
    The script says "no contact"!
[08:52] ---
    Or was smackin' me around
    your plan all along?!
[08:56] ---
    Wow... such realistic action!
[08:59] ---
    Yeah--and that lady's acting
    really sucks me in!
[09:02] ---
    Hey!
[09:03] ---
    T-To your rest, monster!
[09:06] ---
    The mage's chloroform
    put the monster to sleep unhurt.
[09:11] ---
    And they all lived happily ever after
    with the power of chemistry!
[09:14] ---
    That's sneaky!
[09:16] ---
    All right, children,
    clap your hands if you liked that!
[09:20] ---
    Kayano's great with kids.
[09:21] ---
    Yeah.
[09:22] ---
    "Mutsubishi Cement Corp."
    Yeah.
[09:23] ---
    "Mutsubishi Cement Corp."
    She knows how to read the room--
[09:25] ---
    "Mutsubishi Cement Corp."
    and she's close to their size.
[09:26] ---
    "Mutsubishi Cement Corp."
    So what are we heavy lifters supposed to do?
[09:29] ---
    "Mutsubishi Cement Corp."
    Chiba's putting together some blueprints with Ritsu.
[09:32] ---
    Okay, leave the decorations to us!
[09:35] ---
    Ready, and...
[09:36] ---
    Wow!
[09:37] ---
    I'll lend it to you.
[09:38] ---
    Yay!
[09:39] ---
    What a cute kitty cat!
[09:42] ---
    I wonder if it's lost.
[09:44] ---
    What a huge help, having the students
    from a prestigious junior high
[09:48] ---
    look over their work one-on-one!
[09:50] ---
    Oh, no, no, miss--
    we're the bottom of the barrel.
[09:54] ---
    Please don't expect much.
[09:56] ---
    "Third Grade"
[09:58] ---
    "Lesson 1: Addition and Subtraction"
[09:59] ---
    "Lesson 1: Addition and Subtraction"
    This girl is a bit behind in her studies.
[10:03] ---
    It's bound to happen if she stays here
    instead of going on to primary school.
[10:07] ---
    Let's see...
[10:09] ---
    How can I explain these equations
[10:11] ---
    so even a primary-school kid
    can understand it?
[10:14] ---
    Hmm. Teaching's tough.
[10:17] ---
    Make it snappy, Nagisa!
[10:19] ---
    Weren't you supposed to
    get me to Tokyo University?!
[10:23] ---
    S-Sorry...
[10:24] ---
    Hmph!
[10:26] ---
    Uh, hey...
[10:28] ---
    Why did you stop going to school?
[10:31] ---
    Huh?
[10:32] ---
    "Garbage" "Go home!" "Dummy" "Buh-bye!"
    Huh?
[10:33] ---
    "Garbage" "Go home!" "Dummy" "Buh-bye!"
    Bullying, of course--bullying! The typical stupid kind!
[10:39] ---
    I don't get people...
[10:41] ---
    Kids that age should be innocent and sweet.
[10:45] ---
    But once they get a little bigger and stronger,
[10:47] ---
    I guess they use that strength to hurt people.
[10:50] ---
    Ouch.
[10:52] ---
    You're thinking it, too, aren't you?
[10:55] ---
    "Don't run away."
[10:57] ---
    "If you don't like it, go to school
    and get stronger yourself."
[11:01] ---
    Just like Mom and Dad say.
[11:06] ---
    Well,
[11:07] ---
    you look weaker than me,
    so you probably don't understand.
[11:12] ---
    Here, kitty-kitty!
[11:16] ---
    Oh, dear...
[11:18] ---
    Can't the kitty cat get down?
[11:21] ---
    It's so little, it probably hasn't
    climbed a lot of trees yet.
[11:25] ---
    See what happens when you
    pluck up the courage to climb?
[11:30] ---
    The higher you get, the more dangerous it is.
[11:33] ---
    What's the harm in
    staying down on terra firma?
[11:38] ---
    This is one clichéd mess.
[11:41] ---
    I'll go.
[11:43] ---
    Okajima--we'll do it like in the pole-toppling.
[11:45] ---
    Okay!
[11:46] ---
    Gotta make sure it's safe down below.
[11:49] ---
    Sakura...
[11:52] ---
    If that treetop is school,
[11:55] ---
    and the ground is this place here...
[11:57] ---
    --...we all found our strength down on the ground.
[12:00] ---
    --Okay, all set!
    --...we all found our strength down on the ground.
[12:09] ---
    While looking up...
    and getting looked down on...
[12:13] ---
    ...we learned plenty about
    how scary heights were
[12:15] ---
    before we started climbing.
[12:18] ---
    That's why we can go our own way now.
[12:21] ---
    Gotcha!
[12:23] ---
    Yowch!
[12:24] ---
    Still... somewhere along the way
    we forgot our fear of heights,
[12:29] ---
    so we do still fall to the ground now and then.
[12:33] ---
    So learn here.
[12:35] ---
    You can go on to school
    once you have a game plan.
[12:41] ---
    That's my secret lesson, from me to you.
[12:45] ---
    Nagisa...
[12:47] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
    "by Kaede Kayano"
[12:52] ---
    "Young Leaf Park"
[12:52] ---
    "Young Leaf Park"
    Our work here was full of firsts.
[12:55] ---
    "Canola Oil" "Cholesterol Free"
    Our work here was full of firsts.
[12:56] ---
    "Canola Oil" "Cholesterol Free"
    That's why, while learning so much we wouldn't cover in school,
[12:57] ---
    That's why, while learning so much we wouldn't cover in school,
[13:00] ---
    the two weeks were over in a flash.
[13:07] ---
    Thank you so much for hearing us out.
[13:12] ---
    Hmph.
[13:13] ---
    When you said it was to
    make your students more well-rounded,
[13:17] ---
    well, as a fellow educator, I couldn't say no.
[13:20] ---
    I hope that wooden ranch hasn't collapsed
    under the weight of those brats.
[13:25] ---
    Hmm? Oh!
[13:28] ---
    "Young Leaf Park"
    Before!
[13:31] ---
    After!
[13:33] ---
    What's the meaning of this?!
[13:35] ---
    A house built with trees
    culled from the E Class's mountain
[13:38] ---
    and from discarded lumber:
[13:41] ---
    This was once a cramped
    and humble preschool building...
[13:48] ---
    But what's this?
[13:51] ---
    It's now a roomy and
    substantial multipurpose space!
[13:54] ---
    Oh, my... in only two weeks?
[13:58] ---
    Computerized calculations
    mean it's perfectly sturdy.
[14:02] ---
    New pillars now shore up the entire
    near-crumbling main building.
[14:06] ---
    Our calculations were drawn
    from architecture all over the world!
[14:10] ---
    The second floor is divided into
    two rooms, one being a library
[14:15] ---
    where the kids can
    focus on studying or reading.
[14:19] ---
    It's a simple construction,
    given our limited time and resources.
[14:22] ---
    "Insects Illustrated" "Kaba and Deba"
    We went through the neighborhood collecting used children's books.
[14:26] ---
    "Insects Illustrated" "Kaba and Deba"
    Including mine!
[14:28] ---
    Including mine!
[14:29] ---
    The other room is an indoor playground.
[14:33] ---
    Careful placement of netting
    and mats ensure safety,
[14:37] ---
    and since it's all out of the rain,
[14:39] ---
    the equipment won't grow brittle
    from corrosion or rust.
[14:43] ---
    These kids...
[14:45] ---
    Next up is the garage.
[14:48] ---
    The garage?
[14:50] ---
    Whoa!
[14:51] ---
    Oh, my goodness me!
[14:54] ---
    The tech squad has entirely
    remodeled the principal's bicycle,
[14:57] ---
    whose front wheel was bent in the fall!
[14:59] ---
    Now it's an ultra-safe, high-load-bearing,
[15:02] ---
    electric-assisted three-wheeler!
[15:05] ---
    The rotating playscape upstairs
    is connected to a battery charger.
[15:09] ---
    The bike was designed to draw
    most of its power from that turning.
[15:14] ---
    In other words...
[15:15] ---
    the more children use the playscape,
[15:18] ---
    the more they'll help out their principal!
[15:20] ---
    This is all too perfect!
[15:23] ---
    You've done far too well--
    it's actually a little creepy!
[15:26] ---
    The principal's nostalgic old dentures
    were reused in the trike's bell.
[15:31] ---
    No one needs that much attention to detail!
[15:34] ---
    Besides...
[15:36] ---
    You can bring all these things up to scratch,
[15:38] ---
    but if you didn't get in close
    to these children's hearts...
[15:42] ---
    then I can't say you've
    done your job these two weeks.
[15:47] ---
    Hey, Nagisa!
[15:49] ---
    "Math Test" "Score: 95/100"
    Hey, Nagisa!
[15:50] ---
    "Math Test" "Score: 95/100"
    Ta-da! I came in second!
[15:51] ---
    Ta-da! I came in second!
[15:53] ---
    Wow, that's great! Well done!
[15:55] ---
    I did just what you said!
[15:58] ---
    I came in only for my math test,
    like a sneak attack.
[16:01] ---
    I finished the test and left.
[16:04] ---
    And in the middle of a test,
    the bullies couldn't do a thing.
[16:08] ---
    Yep! Apart from the teacher,
    I didn't tell anyone I was leaving.
[16:13] ---
    Using your best attack *before
    *your opponent can get into position:
[16:19] ---
    that's how we fight in the E Class, Sakura.
[16:23] ---
    Keep on using those hit-and-run tactics
[16:27] ---
    and you'll have more weapons
    at your disposal in school.
[16:29] ---
    Th-Then...
[16:32] ---
    You'll teach me again sometime, right?
[16:36] ---
    Of course!
[16:39] ---
    That's one scary dude.
[16:41] ---
    He's so oblivious--
    that's what makes him so terrifying.
[16:45] ---
    You brats... I can't come up
    with a single complaint.
[16:50] ---
    Oh, welcome back, Principal! Look at this!
[16:55] ---
    You all run back to school, now.
[16:59] ---
    You have some important work to attend to.
[17:02] ---
    Yes, sir!
[17:11] ---
    --See you later!
[17:13] ---
    --And so,
    --See you later!
[17:15] ---
    our special lesson came to an end.
[17:18] ---
    However...
[17:20] ---
    ...the midterms were the very next day.
[17:25] ---
    It was a disaster.
[17:27] ---
    The majority of the E Class
    got booted out of the top spots.
[17:34] ---
    "Tomohito Sugino: 65th overall" "Taiga Okajima: 76th overall"
    "Nagisa Shiota: 54th overall"
[17:37] ---
    What a let-down.
[17:39] ---
    "Teppai Araki: 4th overall" "Natsuhiko Koyama: 6th overall"
    What a let-down.
[17:39] ---
    "Teppai Araki: 4th overall" "Natsuhiko Koyama: 6th overall"
    Guess that first time was just a fluke, eh?
[17:41] ---
    "Gakushu Asano: 1st overall" "Teppai Araki: 4th overall"
    Guess that first time was just a fluke, eh?
[17:43] ---
    "Gakushu Asano: 1st overall" "Teppai Araki: 4th overall"
    We didn't even need to smash you at pole-toppling.
[17:44] ---
    "Gakushu Asano: 1st overall" "Ren Sakakibara: 3rd overall"
    We didn't even need to smash you at pole-toppling.
[17:44] ---
    "Ren Sakakibara: 3rd overall" "Tomoya Seo: 5th overall"
    We didn't even need to smash you at pole-toppling.
[17:47] ---
    Cat got your tongue? That's not surprising.
[17:51] ---
    At this school, grades are everything.
[17:53] ---
    Those on the bottom have
    no right speaking to those at the top.
[17:57] ---
    Really?
[17:58] ---
    Then you can't say
    anything to me, now, can you?
[18:03] ---
    Only one student in the E Class
[18:05] ---
    remained undaunted
    by that two-week handicap.
[18:08] ---
    I didn't miss the traces
    of major prep work at his house
[18:13] ---
    the day of the summer festival.
[18:16] ---
    I mean, our teacher'll probably be like,
[18:16] ---
    "Karma Akabane: 2nd overall"
    I mean, our teacher'll probably be like,
[18:19] ---
    "Karma Akabane: 2nd overall"
    "It doesn't count if you didn't come in first."
[18:23] ---
    Karma!
[18:25] ---
    Hasn't it dawned on you?
[18:27] ---
    I'm the only one who
    gave it my all this time around.
[18:30] ---
    Everyone else was
    pulling their punches for you.
[18:34] ---
    Said you'd have no standing
    if you kept on losing.
[18:37] ---
    Say what?!
[18:39] ---
    But we won't go easy on you next time.
[18:43] ---
    C'mon!
[18:47] ---
    Karma...
[18:49] ---
    He really covered for us.
[18:57] ---
    We're so sorry for
    all the trouble, Mr. Karasuma.
[19:01] ---
    All in a day's work. Don't worry about it.
[19:04] ---
    What about you?
[19:06] ---
    Have you learned anything from this?
[19:11] ---
    It's not for our own money... or our grades.
[19:15] ---
    It reminded me that we can
    use the strength we've gained
[19:19] ---
    for others, too.
[19:21] ---
    If we have the power to kill,
    we can save the Earth.
[19:24] ---
    If we have academic ability,
    we can help someone.
[19:28] ---
    And we won't use it so carelessly again.
[19:31] ---
    We'll be careful--in lots of ways.
[19:38] ---
    Failure and frustration, too,
    are sources of growth.
[19:42] ---
    Surely this will make them all stronger.
[19:45] ---
    They should just keep applying themselves
[19:47] ---
    to their studies and their assassination.
[19:50] ---
    Now, then...
[19:51] ---
    Time for a little BBQ with
    the foie gras I bought on the sly
[19:54] ---
    at a French farmer's market!
[19:55] ---
    At least I've kept this from my students!
[20:04] ---
    Wh-Where the heck did you come from?!
[20:07] ---
    Wow... that much of a drop,
    and it didn't hurt a bit!
[20:17] ---
    Wh-What's going on?
    I barely have time to breathe!
[20:20] ---
    We wanted you to see this, Koro Sensei!
[20:23] ---
    New equipment from the government.
[20:27] ---
    I told them not to tip their hand...
[20:31] ---
    But they really wanted to show you
    how they use their new powers.
[20:39] ---
    We'll respond to your lessons
    with an assassination.
[20:41] ---
    It's how we do things around here.
[20:44] ---
    We promise, Koro Sensei.
[20:46] ---
    We won't use this power
    except to protect someone.
[20:52] ---
    You get full marks for that answer.
[20:56] ---
    "Assassination"
[20:57] ---
    "Assassination"
    When I first came, I found only some stagnant bloodlust
[21:00] ---
    "Assassination"
    here and there in the classroom.
[21:03] ---
    "Assassination"
    There was little danger of being assassinated,
[21:05] ---
    "Assassination"
    but it was a cold space.
[21:07] ---
    "Tentacle"
    but it was a cold space.
[21:08] ---
    "Tentacle"
    Now, though...
[21:09] ---
    Now, though...
[21:10] ---
    ...the whole campus is
    bubbling over with genial bloodlust!
[21:16] ---
    One day you, too,
    will meet someone like that...
[21:23] ---
    Yes. I have so many of them now,
    right before my eyes.
[21:41] ---
    The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:47] ---
    If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
    I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:58] ---
    And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
    The multiplying footsteps,
    the view from my window:

[22:14] ---
    As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
    They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
    It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
    Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:36] ---
    I'll gather up
    and go through all of the things

[22:42] ---
    Scattered beneath the waning moon

7 - Reaper Time, Part 1

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[00:07] ---
    Professor Bitch, those presents
    we got yesterday are fantastic!
[00:11] ---
    Yeah, our new P.E. gear
    really kicks things up a notch!
[00:16] ---
    I proposed a design for those, you know.
[00:19] ---
    That Karasuma wanted the same style for both boys and girls!
[00:19] ---
    "The Karasuma"
    That Karasuma wanted the same style for both boys and girls!
[00:20] ---
    "The Karasuma" "The Irina"
    That Karasuma wanted the same style for both boys and girls!
[00:21] ---
    "The Karasuma" "The Irina" "The Compromise"
    That Karasuma wanted the same style for both boys and girls!
[00:23] ---
    "The Karasuma" "The Irina" "The Compromise"
    Sure glad we didn't go with the Irina.
[00:25] ---
    "The Karasuma" "The Irina" "The Compromise"
    It's cute, but short on defense.
[00:27] ---
    That man just doesn't get women.
[00:31] ---
    He never even gave me a present!
[00:34] ---
    Huh?
[00:36] ---
    Oh, that's right: four days ago, October 10...
[00:41] ---
    Professor Bitch's birthday!
[00:58] ---
    You're all I think about
[01:01] ---
    Starting not to see anything else
[01:04] ---
    I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:09] ---
    Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:12] ---
    I've spared no effort since then
[01:14] ---
    Should be over my problems by now
[01:18] ---
    I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[01:22] ---
    And just when I get warmed up
[01:25] ---
    Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[01:30] ---
    Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[01:36] ---
    Thousands, tens of thousands
    of times I've given form to my feelings

[01:41] ---
    Driven them in,
    thrown them in--but all you do is run

[01:47] ---
    Question, question: what
[01:49] ---
    Question, question: on earth
[01:52] ---
    Question, question: did I
[01:55] ---
    Ever know about you anyway?
[01:58] ---
    Question, question: why
[02:00] ---
    Question, question: is it
[02:03] ---
    Question, question: you are
[02:06] ---
    So close and yet so far away?
[02:15] ---
    "Seventh Period: Reaper Time, Part 1"
    "by Meg Kataoka"
[02:20] ---
    Before this,
[02:21] ---
    I've had plenty of sugar daddies
    give me all kinds of pricey gifts.
[02:28] ---
    But now,
[02:29] ---
    "Karasuma" "Irina"
    But now,
[02:30] ---
    "Karasuma" "Irina"
    any gift not from him is just so much worthless junk.
[02:35] ---
    any gift not from him is just so much worthless junk.
[02:36] ---
    And I still can't get a hold of Lovro.
[02:39] ---
    Ugh. Nothing worse than being alone.
[02:43] ---
    Professor Bitch,
    teach us more French conversation!
[02:47] ---
    Meg... That's right: you wanted
    to work overseas, didn't you.
[02:51] ---
    Yes--kind of, I think.
[02:54] ---
    Oh, all right, then. Have a seat--
[02:57] ---
    Say, the weather's so nice, let's do it outside!
[03:00] ---
    Huh? Why--
[03:01] ---
    C'mon, now, let's go!
[03:05] ---
    Geez, if we weren't here to push 'em along...
[03:08] ---
    We've successfully separated those two.
[03:11] ---
    Fingers crossed for
    the birthday-present-buying squad.
[03:15] ---
    Professor Bitch probably already got
    just about every gift there is.
[03:20] ---
    It's a tough one.
[03:22] ---
    The class pitched in 5,107 yen.
[03:26] ---
    --Will that even get us a present for a grown woman?
[03:27] ---
    --I knew it! Hey, you guys!
    --Will that even get us a present for a grown woman?
[03:31] ---
    "Flower Angel"
    Did everything turn out okay?
[03:33] ---
    "Flower Angel"
    You know, with the old guy's leg?
[03:37] ---
    The flower-shop guy
    who called the ambulance!
[03:40] ---
    Thanks so much for your help.
    He managed to forgive us.
[03:44] ---
    Ah. I'm glad it wasn't anything serious.
[03:48] ---
    And now you'd like to find a gift,
    something for a grown-up?
[03:52] ---
    Oh, uh-huh.
[03:53] ---
    How about something like this?
[03:57] ---
    I get it: a bouquet!
[03:59] ---
    "Flower Angel"
    I get it: a bouquet!
[03:59] ---
    "Flower Angel"
    In an age where we have our pick of presents,
[04:02] ---
    "Flower Angel"
    why do you think flowers are still a popular go-to gift?
[04:06] ---
    "Flower Angel"
[04:07] ---
    It's not just about heart.
[04:09] ---
    Their color, shape, fragrance--
    and their impermanence--
[04:13] ---
    makes them a perfect match
    for the human instinct.
[04:16] ---
    Wow, that's pretty persuasive!
[04:19] ---
    A very fine speech indeed...
[04:21] ---
    ...if only you weren't holding a calculator.
[04:23] ---
    Well, uh, it is a business...
[04:26] ---
    So what'll it be?
[04:28] ---
    It's flowery fate! I'll even cut you a deal.
[04:36] ---
    And then what?
    What magic word slays French guys?
[04:41] ---
    Geez, Toka, you're hanging on
    my every word today.
[04:46] ---
    I'm just really curious, that's all!
[04:48] ---
    Professor Bitch, play piano
    for us later, like you did before!
[04:51] ---
    Professor Bitch,
    strike one of your killer poses!
[04:55] ---
    No fair! I was first!
[04:57] ---
    What--
[04:58] ---
    What's with me today? I'm so popular!
[05:03] ---
    All right, bring it on!
    I'll deal with every last one of you!
[05:07] ---
    Just try not to get turned on,
    you rotten brats!
[05:11] ---
    A bouquet for Irina's birthday?
[05:14] ---
    Why me? She'd be happier to get it from you.
[05:18] ---
    Wow. Is he really that clueless?
[05:22] ---
    Mr. Karasuma, if you
    consider that bitch a vital asset,
[05:27] ---
    wouldn't winning your colleague
    over be a big part of your job?
[05:31] ---
    Oh, and let's not tell her
    who got the bouquet.
[05:35] ---
    You do have a point.
[05:38] ---
    All right, I'll do it.
    Thank you for your concern.
[05:44] ---
    "Prep OK"
[05:47] ---
    --Professor Bitch, we just remembered
    something we have to do.
[05:49] ---
    --Huh? Wait--
    --Sorry--maybe next time!
[05:51] ---
    Hey! Why's everyone leaving all of a sudden?
[05:55] ---
    What is all this?
[05:58] ---
    I just don't get it.
[06:00] ---
    It's looped right back
    to being a lonely day again!
[06:03] ---
    Hey, Karasuma, listen to this!
[06:06] ---
    --Those brats--
    --Nice timing, Irina.
[06:10] ---
    Karasuma?
[06:11] ---
    Happy birthday.
[06:15] ---
    No way...
[06:20] ---
    From you?
[06:22] ---
    Sorry I'm late. Things got busy.
[06:27] ---
    I'm just thrilled. Thank you.
[06:33] ---
    Well done--for you, I mean. You don't
    have anything up your sleeve, do you?
[06:38] ---
    I do want to mark the occasion.
[06:41] ---
    This is probably our first
    and last birthday celebration.
[06:47] ---
    What do you mean, "our first and last"?
[06:51] ---
    It stands to reason.
    Either our mission ends or the world does.
[06:56] ---
    One of the two.
[06:57] ---
    Either way, it'll all be over
    in less than half a year.
[07:05] ---
    Uh-oh.
[07:07] ---
    You caught us.
[07:08] ---
    I figured it was something like this.
[07:11] ---
    No way would that square think
    to give me flowers for my birthday.
[07:19] ---
    Did you enjoy yourselves?
[07:21] ---
    Stringing along a pro assassin,
    watching her get her hopes up?
[07:25] ---
    That's not it, Miss Irina.
[07:28] ---
    The students acted out of pure affection to--
[07:30] ---
    Save your lame argument, octorazzi!
[07:35] ---
    I remember now.
[07:37] ---
    This is merely a business relationship.
[07:40] ---
    I've just been playing school
    with these brats in their peaceful world.
[07:46] ---
    You've opened my eyes.
[07:48] ---
    Thanks for the best present ever.
[07:53] ---
    --Hey--
    --Professor Bitch!
[07:56] ---
    Mr. Karasuma, wasn't that a little cold?
[08:01] ---
    Don't tell us you still haven't noticed!
[08:04] ---
    Do I really look that dense to you?
[08:07] ---
    Huh?
[08:08] ---
    You may think I'm heartless,
    but if she can't keep her cool,
[08:13] ---
    I'll hire another assassin.
[08:16] ---
    She's not qualified to work here
    if her blade can be blunted by romance.
[08:22] ---
    That's all there is to it.
[08:25] ---
    Mr. Karasuma...
[08:28] ---
    Argh, dammit! That pisses me off!
[08:31] ---
    That Kara--no, Crapsuma, that Crapsuma!
[08:33] ---
    Ugh, it's so hard to say!
[08:37] ---
    But perhaps the time has come...
[08:41] ---
    Given my power, there may be
    nothing left for me if I stay.
[08:51] ---
    Professor Bitch hasn't come to school since.
[08:56] ---
    Day three, huh?
[08:57] ---
    Maybe we went too far.
[09:01] ---
    Call me if anything happens with Miss Irina.
[09:05] ---
    I've got to get to Brazil
    to take in a soccer match!
[09:08] ---
    Samba-bye!
[09:10] ---
    That's right--he'd had his mind set
    on attending this game for a while now.
[09:14] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #28: Not quite sure what 'our soccer' is"
    He's your typical once-every-four-years sudden fan.
[09:19] ---
    He's your typical once-every-four-years sudden fan.
[09:20] ---
    I wonder if Professor Bitch is okay.
[09:23] ---
    No good. I can't get through.
[09:25] ---
    There's no sign of her on GPS
    or public surveillance cameras.
[09:30] ---
    She wouldn't leave over
    something like this, would she?
[09:34] ---
    That's not it.
[09:36] ---
    There's still something you need her to do.
[09:38] ---
    Right? And besides,
    it's fun having her around.
[09:42] ---
    Yes, you've bonded nicely, you and her.
[09:46] ---
    My preliminary research
    has already verified that much.
[09:49] ---
    All I'll do is exploit that.
[09:58] ---
    It was so casual,
[10:00] ---
    the way this man just
    insinuated himself into our classroom.
[10:05] ---
    I'm the assassin known as the Reaper.
[10:09] ---
    And now I have a lesson for you all.
[10:15] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
    "by Nagisa Shiota"
[10:23] ---
    What the--
[10:26] ---
    This guy...
[10:28] ---
    A flower's beauty negates human caution
[10:32] ---
    and opens the heart.
[10:34] ---
    Just like I told you guys, Nagisa.
[10:38] ---
    But the original reason flowers evolved
    to be lovely and fragrant--
[10:44] ---
    Ritsu, bring up the image I sent you.
[10:50] ---
    --was to attract insects.
[10:53] ---
    Professor Bitch!
[10:54] ---
    I'll cut to the chase:
[10:56] ---
    If you want to keep her alive,
[10:59] ---
    you must all come to the location I specify--
[11:03] ---
    and not a word to your teachers.
[11:05] ---
    You don't have to if you
    don't want to. I can send her to you.
[11:11] ---
    To each of you, equally, in little pieces.
[11:16] ---
    And my next flower
[11:19] ---
    will likely be one of you.
[11:22] ---
    We couldn't see him coming.
[11:24] ---
    That's when I first realized
[11:26] ---
    I was actually most afraid of not being afraid.
[11:32] ---
    Hey, now, buddy--
[11:34] ---
    we have no real obligation
    to save that bossy bitch. Plus...
[11:40] ---
    ...did you think we wouldn't
    give you a beatdown right here,
[11:43] ---
    you kidnapper?
[11:45] ---
    That's incorrect, Terasaka.
    Wrong on all counts.
[11:50] ---
    You all like her more than you think.
[11:54] ---
    And a human could never
    cut down the Reaper.
[12:00] ---
    Fear not. The Reaper only cuts people down.
[12:14] ---
    "Come as a class to the location
    on the map before 6:00 tonight."
[12:19] ---
    "Tentacle"
    Just like with Takaoka and Shiro.
[12:23] ---
    "Tentacle"
    They must be looking to take us hostage and draw out Koro Sensei.
[12:27] ---
    They must be looking to take us hostage and draw out Koro Sensei.
[12:27] ---
    Dammit!
[12:29] ---
    We usin' these?
[12:33] ---
    "Tentacle"
[12:34] ---
    "Tentacle"
    To protect someone... right?
[12:37] ---
    Greatest assassin or not,
[12:40] ---
    we won't let his plans go off without a hitch!
[12:50] ---
    Is that the way in?
[12:52] ---
    I did a loop-around from above.
    No sign of anyone in the area.
[12:56] ---
    Pretty ominous...
[12:58] ---
    Ritsu, if we're not back by midnight,
[13:01] ---
    tell Koro Sensei what's going on.
[13:03] ---
    I will. Stay safe, everyone.
[13:06] ---
    Let's go!
[13:22] ---
    Big space he's got here.
[13:25] ---
    That's all of you?
[13:26] ---
    Okay, then: I'm closing it up.
[13:30] ---
    Hmm. So you can tell what we're doing.
[13:34] ---
    "Reaper"? More like "Peeper!"
[13:37] ---
    We kept our end of the bargain.
[13:39] ---
    Just give back Professor Bitch
    and it'll all be over!
[13:44] ---
    Wh-What the--?!
[13:46] ---
    The whole room... is going down?
[13:56] ---
    Trapping complete!
[13:58] ---
    Doing it all at once like this
    keeps the risk to a minimum.
[14:03] ---
    Professor Bitch!
[14:05] ---
    Dammit!
[14:06] ---
    It's all right. If he comes quietly,
    no one gets killed.
[14:10] ---
    If we go the defiant route...
    you won't get mad enough to kill?
[14:15] ---
    Nope. You're a little too scared--
    even for a kid.
[14:19] ---
    Actually, I'm a little relieved.
[14:22] ---
    Here! It sounds hollow here!
[14:24] ---
    A shaped charge!
[14:26] ---
    Smoke-screen capsules!
[14:35] ---
    Huh!
[14:39] ---
    Right! Now you're talking!
[14:42] ---
    Now for the moment of truth.
[14:46] ---
    Can you hear me, E Class?
[14:49] ---
    The truth is, I'm very pleased you escaped.
[14:53] ---
    It'll be the warm-up
    before the unknown big game.
[14:56] ---
    I expect great things from you.
[14:58] ---
    It's like... a game.
[15:02] ---
    This isn't Mr. Takaoka's simple vindictiveness.
[15:06] ---
    We can't see the Reaper's face.
[15:14] ---
    Hmm... 7 to 1.
[15:16] ---
    "Test Questions"
    Hmm... 7 to 1.
[15:19] ---
    "Test Questions"
    Yes, making X:Y 7 to 1 gives us a lovely math problem.
[15:24] ---
    "* Germany defeated Brazil 7-1"
[15:25] ---
    "in the 2014 FIFA World Cup semi-finals"
    Mineirão...
[15:26] ---
    "in the 2014 FIFA World Cup semi-finals"
    Sete a un...
[15:27] ---
    Hey, big guy!
[15:29] ---
    You lookin' for a fight?!
[15:32] ---
    I-I seem to have angered the local residents!
[15:35] ---
    Could there be any special circumstances?
[15:38] ---
    Let me just ask Maehara.
    He knows a lot about soccer.
[15:41] ---
    The party you have dialed
    is currently out of range, or--
[15:44] ---
    Huh? Isogai, then?
    Hinata and Terasaka, too...
[15:49] ---
    --It's the new star we've waited for!
    --I've got a bad feeling about this.
[15:51] ---
    --Our redeemer!
    --I've got a bad feeling about this.
[15:52] ---
    Let's intercept him here.
    No matter which way he comes from,
[15:56] ---
    we'll have the upper hand
    if we outnumber him.
[15:58] ---
    Back us up, Ritsu.
[16:00] ---
    Don't feel like it. Not like I'm
    gonna defy the Reaperman.
[16:07] ---
    I'd sooner turn off than do any work.
[16:09] ---
    She's been hacked!
[16:16] ---
    The Reaper...
[16:20] ---
    Wha--
[16:26] ---
    I can't make him out...
    This is the skill of an assassin!
[16:31] ---
    --That jerk!
    --He's just waltzin' right up!
[16:37] ---
    The first skill I honed upon
    becoming an assassin
[16:40] ---
    was head-on combat.
[16:44] ---
    It's 99 percent unnecessary for an assassin,
[16:48] ---
    but without it, the remaining
    one percent of targets would get away.
[16:53] ---
    If you're looking to be
    the world's best assassin...
[16:56] ---
    ...it's an indispensable skill.
[17:00] ---
    Females are so very fragile.
[17:03] ---
    Can't be treating the rest of
    my hostages so carelessly.
[17:07] ---
    Move aside, everyone.
[17:10] ---
    I'll take him.
[17:12] ---
    Nagisa...
[17:14] ---
    That sound was the frame of her
    super P.E. clothes absorbing the impact.
[17:19] ---
    The Reaper thought it was her ribs breaking,
[17:23] ---
    and that that's what has me so furious.
[17:26] ---
    I am angry.
[17:28] ---
    My anger will quell my bloodlust
    and avenge us all.
[17:33] ---
    With these two hands...
[17:37] ---
    Huh?
[17:45] ---
    Uh-oh. This won't work.
[17:54] ---
    The clap stunner. Yours and Lovro's
    might just startle a cat.
[17:59] ---
    But this skill has yet another level.
[18:03] ---
    Human consciousness has a wavelength:
[18:05] ---
    the higher the peaks,
    the more sensitive one is to stimulation.
[18:09] ---
    So when your foe's consciousness
    is at its most sensitive peak,
[18:12] ---
    you strike with
    your most powerful sound wave.
[18:18] ---
    That impact won't just
    temporarily spook your opponent.
[18:22] ---
    It'll paralyze their nerves,
    immobilizing them for a while.
[18:27] ---
    This is... top-level...
[18:31] ---
    So that's it, eh?
[18:34] ---
    Now, then... I seem to be short some people.
[18:35] ---
    "Second Unit: Irina Rescue Squad"
    Now, then... I seem to be short some people.
[18:41] ---
    Professor Bitch!
[18:45] ---
    She's breathing!
[18:47] ---
    Take care of Professor Bitch.
[18:48] ---
    Why do I always gotta do the dirty work?
[18:51] ---
    Okay, let's rendezvous
    with the rest and get out of here!
[18:54] ---
    Got it! Gee, I'm sure glad
    Professor Bitch is all right.
[18:58] ---
    Right?
[19:03] ---
    Professor... Bitch?
[19:09] ---
    I've been asleep for almost six months.
[19:12] ---
    But now I'm awake--thanks to him.
[19:15] ---
    Now to put you out of commission.
[19:18] ---
    Professor Bitch...
[19:19] ---
    Are you serious?
[19:21] ---
    Time for your final lesson, you brats.
[19:27] ---
    Ow!
[19:28] ---
    I stepped on a rock barefoot!
[19:31] ---
    Sheesh. You oka--
[19:37] ---
    N-No fair...
[19:39] ---
    Acting like you were hurt...
[19:41] ---
    We were worried about you for... a...
[19:46] ---
    Such is our experience gap,
    my little hatchlings.
[19:49] ---
    I've been at far more scenes of carnage.
[19:53] ---
    What's this? You beat them all by yourself?
[19:56] ---
    It's just like you said:
[19:59] ---
    It's worthless to throw in with these children.
[20:02] ---
    Exactly. They're from another world.
[20:06] ---
    While these children were breathing clear air,
[20:09] ---
    we've lived our lives breathing in bloodmist.
[20:13] ---
    And what will you do?
    Come quietly or fight a hopeless battle?
[20:20] ---
    Heh. Bring it on.
[20:23] ---
    Let's go, Itona.
    You and me will clobber this joker!
[20:27] ---
    --I surrender.
    --Huh?
[20:29] ---
    He's probably on a whole other level.
[20:31] ---
    If we fight him, we'll just lose.
[20:34] ---
    Itona...
[20:35] ---
    I've learned something. We can lose today.
[20:39] ---
    We'll wait for our chance--until we can win.
[20:43] ---
    Nagisa...
[20:45] ---
    I don't know how you're
    going to try killing Koro Sensei,
[20:49] ---
    but will it really all go according to plan?
[20:52] ---
    No matter how poor my intel,
    I'll still get results.
[20:56] ---
    That's the world's best assassin for you.
[21:01] ---
    Karasuma?
[21:05] ---
    How did he know?
[21:07] ---
    The octopus. Said if there was ever
    a wall his students couldn't get over...
[21:12] ---
    Then it'd be his turn.
[21:16] ---
    This way.
[21:18] ---
    This dog disguise gives me
    a natural way to track their scent!
[21:22] ---
    What's natural about such an overgrown mutt?
[21:41] ---
    The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:47] ---
    If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
    I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:58] ---
    And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
    The multiplying footsteps,
    the view from my window:

[22:14] ---
    As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
    They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
    It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
    Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:36] ---
    I'll gather up
    and go through all of the things

[22:42] ---
    Scattered beneath the waning moon

8 - Reaper Time, Part 2

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[00:12] ---
    So he's taken the students hostage.
[00:14] ---
    I'm betting...
[00:15] ---
    ...he means to lure me in and then kill me.
[00:23] ---
    Well, shucks.
[00:25] ---
    That sure throws a wrench into my plans.
[00:28] ---
    Koro Sensei and Mr. Karasuma!
[00:30] ---
    But Koro Sensei was in Brazil!
[00:34] ---
    Oh, well. Plan 16 it is.
[00:37] ---
    My time to shine.
[00:49] ---
    Wh-What's this?!
[00:50] ---
    The whole room is going down!
[00:56] ---
    Irina!
[01:12] ---
    You're all I think about
[01:15] ---
    Starting not to see anything else
[01:18] ---
    I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:23] ---
    Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:26] ---
    I've spared no effort since then
[01:28] ---
    Should be over my problems by now
[01:32] ---
    I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[01:36] ---
    And just when I get warmed up
[01:39] ---
    Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[01:44] ---
    Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[01:50] ---
    Thousands, tens of thousands
    of times I've given form to my feelings

[01:55] ---
    Driven them in,
    thrown them in--but all you do is run

[02:01] ---
    Question, question: what
[02:04] ---
    Question, question: on earth
[02:06] ---
    Question, question: did I
[02:09] ---
    Ever know about you anyway?
[02:12] ---
    Question, question: why
[02:14] ---
    Question, question: is it
[02:17] ---
    Question, question: you are
[02:20] ---
    So close and yet so far away?
[02:29] ---
    "Eighth Period: Reaper Time, Part 2"
    "by Ryoma Terasaka"
[02:36] ---
    Not you, too, Miss Irina...
[02:39] ---
    You're behind all this?
[02:41] ---
    Does the name "the Reaper" ring a bell?
[02:45] ---
    I've heard of it, from Lovro.
[02:48] ---
    I let him live on purpose.
[02:50] ---
    If I want my competitors to leave the game,
[02:53] ---
    I need him to spread the word about me.
[02:56] ---
    Hey, how about lowering that gun?
[03:00] ---
    Or should I shoot your friend here?
[03:02] ---
    The way he obscures his presence...
[03:08] ---
    I've put explosives on her neck
    and on the students' necks.
[03:12] ---
    I just give the high sign and they'll detonate.
[03:15] ---
    You think if you threaten
    your hostages, I'll die quietly?
[03:20] ---
    Now, I wonder!
[03:24] ---
    I don't sense anyone else around.
[03:26] ---
    If I'm just careful with his gun...
[03:35] ---
    But why...?
[03:43] ---
    M-My tentacles...
[03:45] ---
    He can see them?!
[03:48] ---
    --Koro Sensei!
    --Are you okay?
[03:50] ---
    That was disappointingly quick.
[03:52] ---
    I didn't even have to use the hostages.
[03:56] ---
    Let's go say goodbye.
[04:00] ---
    Miss Irina...
[04:01] ---
    Sir!
[04:03] ---
    Class...
[04:04] ---
    Is everyone unhurt?
[04:07] ---
    I can't believe he captured you, too.
[04:12] ---
    Bars made of anti-me material, eh?
[04:16] ---
    It's tricky stuff, to be sure...
[04:18] ---
    ...but my body has finally overcome it!
[04:21] ---
    Really?!
[04:25] ---
    Now to reveal to you...
    my secret internal-organ weapon!
[04:33] ---
    I made this tongue with
    a coating of digestive juices.
[04:36] ---
    Give me half a day
    and I can lick these bars away.
[04:39] ---
    Too slow!
[04:40] ---
    Say...
[04:42] ---
    Keep licking like that and
    I'll detonate everyone's neckbombs.
[04:46] ---
    What? Aw!
[04:48] ---
    Now, then--better hurry.
[04:51] ---
    I'm about to flood this place with water.
[04:54] ---
    This is a drainage canal.
[04:56] ---
    On my command
    from the control room up above,
[04:59] ---
    200 tons of water per second
[05:02] ---
    will squeeze you
    into noodles against these bars.
[05:06] ---
    Wait! You intend to kill the students, too?
[05:09] ---
    Of course. It's too late to wait.
[05:13] ---
    Irina! You knew as much, and yet...
[05:16] ---
    As a pro, I just
    prioritized results, that's all.
[05:19] ---
    Isn't that what you wanted?
[05:22] ---
    True, it may be a little harsh...
[05:25] ---
    Or should I let our best chance of
    saving the world slip away before our eyes?
[05:31] ---
    Say there comes a time we can kill him
    in exchange for the students' lives.
[05:36] ---
    What is the government's policy on that?
[05:39] ---
    Well, that's, uh... you'd handle that
    on a case-by-case basis.
[05:43] ---
    It may actually come down
    to that situation, and, uh...
[05:48] ---
    J-Just make that decision at the scene.
[05:52] ---
    So it's my responsibility, in effect.
[05:57] ---
    Then my decision now...
[06:01] ---
    Here's how the government sees it.
[06:06] ---
    The lives of 27 people
    are weightier than the Earth.
[06:10] ---
    If you still plan on killing them, too...
[06:14] ---
    ...I'll stop you.
[06:16] ---
    --Mr. Karasuma!
    --S-So cool!
[06:20] ---
    And I'll tell you this, Irina:
[06:23] ---
    Being a pro isn't quite so carefree.
[06:27] ---
    If it takes too long to kill Karasuma,
    my plans will come apart.
[06:32] ---
    And so...
[06:35] ---
    I don't think so!
[06:36] ---
    Mr. Karasuma!
[06:37] ---
    Turn on your transceiver!
[06:41] ---
    Hmph. How rash.
[06:45] ---
    Karasuma may stand apart from others...
[06:48] ---
    ...but he goes even further.
[06:50] ---
    Just look at how easily
    he trapped that octopus.
[06:53] ---
    Professor Bitch...
[06:57] ---
    Irina, I need your help.
[06:59] ---
    I've set a trap.
[07:01] ---
    While Karasuma's fiddling with it,
[07:04] ---
    shoot him from behind.
[07:07] ---
    Understood.
[07:15] ---
    The other side of this
    doorknob feels wrong. A trap?
[07:19] ---
    No time to disarm it.
[07:22] ---
    Guess I'll just open it.
[07:27] ---
    Did that get him?
    It'll slow him down, anyway.
[07:37] ---
    Tsk. More powerful than I'd expected.
[07:56] ---
    Your nose for bloodlust is spot on.
    I admit--I underestimated you.
[08:01] ---
    It's like a trade fair for traps. Well done.
[08:05] ---
    Once you master the skills to kill a person,
[08:08] ---
    it's in an assassin's nature
    to want to use every last one of them.
[08:14] ---
    Make sure you hit him, Irina.
[08:17] ---
    Sorry.
[08:18] ---
    This next one will.
[08:22] ---
    You're going to die, Irina.
[08:24] ---
    I'm more than prepared for that.
[08:27] ---
    You probably can't understand, but he does.
[08:31] ---
    "You and I are the same," he said.
[08:34] ---
    That's right--did I tell you my backstory?
[08:39] ---
    Born in a poor slum beset by
    constant terrorist attacks,
[08:42] ---
    an uncertain world where
    life could blink out in an instant.
[08:45] ---
    I could trust only in
    money and my own skills...
[08:48] ---
    ...and that if you kill people, they die.
[08:52] ---
    And so Irina understands how I feel.
[09:02] ---
    Right, Irina? Even if
    I did use you as a sacrifice.
[09:10] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
    "by Karma Akabane"
[09:23] ---
    You're alive!
[09:24] ---
    I should have known.
[09:26] ---
    But you can't come after me.
[09:29] ---
    You know...
    I only hired her to deceive you all.
[09:36] ---
    Irina...
[09:38] ---
    Well, time for the big finish.
[09:42] ---
    Wait!
[09:43] ---
    Mis... ra... ma!
[09:45] ---
    Mr. Karasuma!
[09:46] ---
    Are you all right?!
[09:49] ---
    What is it?
[09:49] ---
    I finally got through.
    What was that explosion?
[09:54] ---
    I'm all right, but Irina's
    trapped under the debris.
[09:58] ---
    I don't have time for that.
    I'm going after the Reaper.
[10:01] ---
    You can't!
[10:02] ---
    Why won't you help her, Mr. Karasuma?
[10:06] ---
    Kurahashi...
[10:09] ---
    Irina partnered with the Reaper
    to get results in her own way.
[10:14] ---
    A real pro accepts her own responsibility.
[10:17] ---
    What's being a pro have to do with it?
[10:19] ---
    I know this is coming from a 15-year-old...
[10:22] ---
    but Professor Bitch is only 21!
[10:26] ---
    Growing up in an environment
    with no peace of mind,
[10:31] ---
    she probably forgot to pick up
    some of the pieces along the way
[10:35] ---
    that would make her a grown-up.
[10:39] ---
    So please... rescue her, Mr. Karasuma.
[10:43] ---
    Just like you forgive us students
    when we make mistakes.
[10:53] ---
    The village is wiped out.
[10:56] ---
    But this one killed
    a militia member and escaped.
[10:59] ---
    What do you think, dear?
[11:05] ---
    Good eyes.
[11:09] ---
    You have a decision to make:
[11:12] ---
    If you live in blood with us,
[11:15] ---
    your hideous memories of blood
    can become just another routine.
[11:21] ---
    You can seek peaceful days,
    living in fear of your blood memories,
[11:26] ---
    or, rather than running from them,
    tame your memories through work.
[11:33] ---
    A cruel choice for a child.
    Let's go to the refugee camp and--
[11:40] ---
    There's no turning back.
[11:45] ---
    That's right.
[11:47] ---
    A cold sea of blood was my everyday.
[11:52] ---
    How fitting that I should die betrayed.
[11:57] ---
    I'm glad it can end...
[12:00] ---
    ...before I remember the warmth...
    of a place in the sun...
[12:11] ---
    Get on out of there.
    I'll handle the heavy lifting.
[12:20] ---
    What's this...?
[12:22] ---
    They've all escaped!
[12:26] ---
    No matter. I'll just kill a couple-few
    and threaten them over the intercom.
[12:32] ---
    They took them off?!
[12:34] ---
    Wow, they're good!
[12:36] ---
    Damn.
[12:39] ---
    The bombs' remote only has a detonate
    command and an unlock function.
[12:43] ---
    So simple that they won't
    explode if we pull them off,
[12:46] ---
    and he'll never know.
[12:48] ---
    Th-This is rough...
[12:50] ---
    This protective coloring matches the walls,
    and the light quality is just right!
[12:55] ---
    Just like you said, there's a spot
    the camera can't see properly!
[12:59] ---
    Then, with Sugaya's spray...
[13:01] ---
    That assassination camo
    works great on our super P.E. clothes.
[13:04] ---
    We can make 'em perfectly wall-colored!
[13:06] ---
    Sheesh... who knew the RC peeping squad
    would play such a big role?
[13:12] ---
    What about Koro Sensei?
[13:14] ---
    He's got protective coloring built in.
[13:16] ---
    Which means he's buck naked right now.
[13:19] ---
    Now I can never get married!
[13:21] ---
    Quit blushing or he'll see you!
[13:26] ---
    Your left arm may be broken.
[13:30] ---
    Does it hurt anywhere else?
[13:33] ---
    Hey, you're bleeding!
[13:35] ---
    No--your super-hot body just got me excited.
[13:38] ---
    I thought you might have brain damage,
[13:41] ---
    but that's perfectly normal for you.
[13:45] ---
    He's back. Just as the students had predicted.
[13:50] ---
    Irina, this may be different
    from the world you grew up in,
[13:54] ---
    but the world that the students
    and I live in... it needs you.
[14:08] ---
    Irina, where's Karasuma?
[14:11] ---
    He was already gone when I came to.
[14:14] ---
    That was awful of you, Reaper,
[14:17] ---
    blowing me up, too.
[14:20] ---
    Yeah, sorry about that!
[14:22] ---
    I wouldn't've been able
    to achieve my goal otherwise.
[14:25] ---
    Besides, our world is one
    of deceiving and being deceived.
[14:32] ---
    Oh, I don't mind. After all,
    I'm a bitch who hops from man to man.
[14:42] ---
    I-Is this guy nuts?
[14:47] ---
    I've been thinking. Are you really
    all you're cracked up to be?
[14:56] ---
    What was that?
[15:04] ---
    Each one of your skills is on point,
[15:07] ---
    but your endgame and defenses are weak.
[15:13] ---
    You sure told me.
[15:16] ---
    You--
[15:18] ---
    I peeled off my face.
[15:21] ---
    It just gets in the way
    of improving my disguise skills.
[15:25] ---
    Now to kill you and take your face!
[15:36] ---
    Hey, what's going on?
[15:38] ---
    Um, er...
[15:39] ---
    The Reaper has a knife--no, a wire!
[15:41] ---
    He uses that on Mr. Karasuma, and--oh, wow!
[15:42] ---
    He blocks with his elbow--no good. Eek!
[15:45] ---
    He's using his knife
    as a shield, and seeing that,
[15:47] ---
    he switched to a kick, but at the same time...!
[15:49] ---
    What a... what a great fight!
[15:51] ---
    What the heck are you saying?!
[15:52] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #29: Gives terrible play-by-plays"
    What the heck are you saying?!
[15:53] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #29: Gives terrible play-by-plays"
    Mmm?!
[15:54] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #29: Gives terrible play-by-plays"
    Explain it so we understand!
[15:56] ---
    Explain it so we understand!
[15:56] ---
    I dared to pull him into close-quarters combat,
[15:59] ---
    but I don't know what he's hiding.
    Can't let this drag on.
[16:05] ---
    I'll tell you the truth, Mr. Karasuma.
[16:08] ---
    I made up that part about
    growing up in tragic circumstances.
[16:12] ---
    That was social engineering,
    to pull the woman in.
[16:16] ---
    Why, you...
[16:18] ---
    An assassin killed my father.
[16:22] ---
    I wasn't particularly sad that he was dead.
[16:26] ---
    But the movements of the killer
    who cut him down before my eyes
[16:30] ---
    made me think:
[16:33] ---
    What a beautiful skill!
[16:38] ---
    I was captivated. Assassination:
    an ensemble of beautiful skills!
[16:45] ---
    And the essence of those skills I mastered?
[16:50] ---
    Allow me to show you:
[16:58] ---
    The Reaper's hidden scythe.
[17:01] ---
    Just a .10 caliber.
[17:03] ---
    Its minute bullets pass between muscle
    and bone to tear a hole in the aorta.
[17:10] ---
    The aorta's own bloodstream
    pressure widens that hole...
[17:15] ---
    ...until you die from major blood loss.
[17:20] ---
    A composite art only the Reaper can pull off.
[17:27] ---
    What?!
[17:29] ---
    Is this...
[17:36] ---
    Finally, a definitive opening.
[17:39] ---
    Good to see even the Reaper
    has the same weak spots.
[17:42] ---
    Is that the octopus's...
[17:44] ---
    "Tomato Juice"
[17:46] ---
    I can just about fit one tentacle through.
[17:50] ---
    You were dummied up with juice?
[17:54] ---
    Ready, Reaper?
[17:57] ---
    You messed with my
    precious students and colleagues.
[18:01] ---
    Wait! Who else could kill him, if not me?!
[18:05] ---
    Our classroom has all the skills we need!
[18:15] ---
    Why don't you quit the killing game?
[18:18] ---
    Your skills will come in handy
    at the employment office.
[18:30] ---
    The man had marvelous skills,
    but put too much faith in them.
[18:35] ---
    Whoever influenced him was a fool.
[18:38] ---
    He could have used his skills
    to follow a much straighter path.
[18:42] ---
    Sparing people or killing them...
[18:44] ---
    It's all up to the person
    and the world around them.
[18:47] ---
    Yes, exactly.
[18:48] ---
    Right, Miss Irina?
[18:50] ---
    Urk!
[18:56] ---
    You bitch!
[18:57] ---
    What's the big idea, tryin' to run away?!
[18:59] ---
    Eeek!
[19:00] ---
    Ow!
[19:01] ---
    Argh! Just do whatever you want!
[19:04] ---
    The boys with their usual pent-up animal lust,
[19:06] ---
    the girls with their usual envy of my beauty--
[19:08] ---
    just let it all out in
    an explosion of sexual violence!
[19:12] ---
    Her ideas are getting wild!
[19:14] ---
    Look, just come to school like always.
[19:17] ---
    No more shirkin' your duties for days on end.
[19:20] ---
    I'm dying to know more about that story--
[19:22] ---
    swindling Arabian royalty
    until you were on the brink of war!
[19:26] ---
    If you don't come back,
[19:27] ---
    I'll just keep that French
    Boys Over Flowers manga you lent me!
[19:32] ---
    You know I was this close to killing you all.
[19:36] ---
    Is that a problem?
[19:39] ---
    Backstabbing, treachery...
    Isn't that what makes you a bitch?
[19:44] ---
    And if we can't even
    enjoy school with a bitch,
[19:48] ---
    what are we doing being
    junior-high assassins, anyway?
[19:53] ---
    That's right.
[20:00] ---
    This flower wasn't
    borrowed from our students.
[20:03] ---
    I came by it intentionally,
    by defeating the enemy.
[20:06] ---
    Is that good enough for your birthday?
[20:10] ---
    He hands it over so blandly!
    And there are way fewer flowers this time!
[20:14] ---
    I'll give him a piece of my mind!
[20:16] ---
    Now, what do you say
    at a time like this? Let's see here...
[20:23] ---
    Yes.
[20:25] ---
    Ooh, we have potential!
[20:27] ---
    But I had dibs!
[20:30] ---
    There, there.
[20:31] ---
    Mr. Karasuma, a word before
    things take a turn for the racy?
[20:35] ---
    It definitely won't, but please.
[20:38] ---
    I don't want the students
    involved in this kind of danger again.
[20:44] ---
    I must insist on an environment
    where we can safely kill and be killed.
[20:52] ---
    I know.
[20:54] ---
    "If any student becomes collateral damage during an assassination,
[20:55] ---
    "Ministry of Defense"
    "If any student becomes collateral damage during an assassination,
[20:56] ---
    "If any student becomes collateral damage during an assassination,
[20:57] ---
    the bounty will not be paid." Hmm.
[21:00] ---
    "Request" "Students of E Class"
    the bounty will not be paid." Hmm.
[21:01] ---
    "Request" "Students of E Class"
    You've really grown fond of those kids, eh, Karasuma?
[21:05] ---
    Surely the students
    have a right to their safety.
[21:10] ---
    All right. I'll accept these conditions.
[21:13] ---
    Either way, we're done
    relying on individual freelance killers.
[21:19] ---
    We're jointly moving forward
[21:21] ---
    with the final assassination project.
[21:32] ---
    I don't know where this classroom is headed...
[21:41] ---
    The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:46] ---
    If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:47] ---
    *If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
    *Your arm?
[21:48] ---
    *If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
    *Fine.
[21:50] ---
    *If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
    *But this place... is a good world to be in.
[21:52] ---
    *I went to touch it: it was warm
    *But this place... is a good world to be in.
[21:56] ---
    I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:57] ---
    And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
    The multiplying footsteps,
    the view from my window:

[22:14] ---
    As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
    They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
    It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
    Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:36] ---
    I'll gather up
    and go through all of the things

[22:42] ---
    Scattered beneath the waning moon

9 - Round Two Time

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[00:08] ---
    November: the month of maturity.
[00:10] ---
    "Future Planning Survey" "Name: Nagisa Shiota"
    November: the month of maturity.
[00:10] ---
    "Future Planning Survey" "Name: Nagisa Shiota"
    Everyone's starting to give their own answers.
[00:13] ---
    "Future Planning Survey" "Name: Nagisa Shiota"
    At that point,
[00:15] ---
    we had four months left
    to assassinate Koro Sensei.
[00:21] ---
    Is that octopus seriously
    doing career counseling?
[00:25] ---
    Professor Bitch!
[00:26] ---
    In regular clothes!
[00:28] ---
    Yes, regular old cheap clothes.
[00:31] ---
    Just trying to match your regular old world.
[00:35] ---
    What? You want me
    to show more skin after all?
[00:39] ---
    No--hiding it has actually
    made you more sexy.
[00:43] ---
    In a way, you've grown!
[00:47] ---
    "Desired School: Girls' High School"
[00:48] ---
    "Desired School: Girls' High School"
    Hey, Nakamura! You wrote this!
[00:49] ---
    "Desired Career (1st Choice): Nurse" "(2nd Choice): Maid"
    Hey, Nakamura! You wrote this!
[00:50] ---
    "Desired Career (1st Choice): Nurse" "(2nd Choice): Maid"
    Why would you warp a person's career path like that?!
[00:52] ---
    Men's work doesn't suit you.
[00:55] ---
    Hey, Nagisa!
[00:57] ---
    "Thailand" "Be Reborn!" "Morocco" "A Life-Altering Voyage"
    Hey, Nagisa!
[00:57] ---
    "Thailand" "Be Reborn!" "Morocco" "A Life-Altering Voyage"
    Let's hit Thailand or Morocco after graduation.
[01:01] ---
    "Thailand" "Be Reborn!" "Morocco" "A Life-Altering Voyage"
    I understand Thailand is where it's at.
[01:03] ---
    "Thailand" "Be Reborn!" "Morocco" "A Life-Altering Voyage"
    Why are you trying to cut it off me?
[01:06] ---
    Why are you trying to cut it off me?
[01:07] ---
    Careers, eh?
[01:09] ---
    And taking advice from a monster
    who says he'll destroy the earth!
[01:14] ---
    My career...
[01:18] ---
    "Midterm Report Card, Year 3, Term 2"
[01:42] ---
    You're all I think about
[01:45] ---
    Starting not to see anything else
[01:48] ---
    I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:53] ---
    Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:56] ---
    I've spared no effort since then
[01:58] ---
    Should be over my problems by now
[02:02] ---
    I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[02:06] ---
    And just when I get warmed up
[02:09] ---
    Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[02:14] ---
    Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[02:20] ---
    Thousands, tens of thousands
    of times I've given form to my feelings

[02:25] ---
    Driven them in,
    thrown them in--but all you do is run

[02:31] ---
    Question, question: what
[02:34] ---
    Question, question: on earth
[02:36] ---
    Question, question: did I
[02:39] ---
    Ever know about you anyway?
[02:42] ---
    Question, question: why
[02:44] ---
    Question, question: is it
[02:47] ---
    Question, question: you are
[02:50] ---
    So close and yet so far away?
[02:59] ---
    "Ninth Period: Round Two Time"
    "by Toka Yada"
[03:03] ---
    "Staff Room"
[03:04] ---
    "Staff Room"
    So you're looking to become a bureaucrat?
[03:07] ---
    "Staff Room"
    Behind the scenes of national administration...
[03:09] ---
    Behind the scenes of national administration...
[03:10] ---
    That's rather restrained for you, Karma.
[03:13] ---
    You know how politicians
    were useless during the last quake?
[03:18] ---
    I can't deny that.
[03:20] ---
    But the country wasn't paralyzed--
    it kept functioning remarkably well.
[03:24] ---
    The bureaucrats pulling strings
    in the shadows must be pretty great.
[03:30] ---
    So that's what I want to be.
[03:32] ---
    Got a problem?
[03:34] ---
    No; that's you to a T.
[03:40] ---
    Terasaka, don't be a politician.
[03:43] ---
    Huh?
[03:45] ---
    A big-mouthed impulsive fool
    like you on the ticket?
[03:49] ---
    It'd be a cinch to control you from the wings.
[03:52] ---
    Bah! Controllin' me? You're delusional.
[03:57] ---
    A politician? Where'd that come from?
[03:59] ---
    "Name: Rio Nakamura" "Desired Career (1st Choice): Diplomat"
    A politician? Where'd that come from?
[04:00] ---
    "Name: Rio Nakamura" "Desired Career (1st Choice): Diplomat"
    Nakamura, you want to be a diplomat?
[04:04] ---
    For you to have such an earnest goal...!
[04:08] ---
    That's super-rude!
[04:10] ---
    Believe it or not, they used to
    call me the primary-school genius.
[04:14] ---
    In first grade,
    I aced all the sixth-grade tests,
[04:17] ---
    and always came in at the top of the class!
[04:20] ---
    But normal was better. I wanted to be normal.
[04:25] ---
    I wanted to get lousy scores
    and joke about them with my friends.
[04:30] ---
    I managed to make it into
    Kunugigaoka and played dumb
[04:34] ---
    until I wasn't playing anymore.
[04:36] ---
    Seeing my parents' disappointed tears,
[04:39] ---
    I finally began to realize
    the importance of what I'd lost.
[04:43] ---
    But I did want to do dumb stuff
    with everyone else, too.
[04:47] ---
    This class lets me do both.
[04:50] ---
    Thank you, Koro Sensei.
[04:54] ---
    "Future Planning Survey" "Name: Nagisa Shiota"
    Miss Irina, Miss Irina!
[04:56] ---
    "Future Planning Survey" "Name: Nagisa Shiota"
    No one looks like they're thinking hard, but they sure are.
[05:01] ---
    --About that present!
    --But I...
[05:02] ---
    --Oh, that!
    --But I...
[05:04] ---
    --Oh, Miss Irina's tag is still attached.
[05:05] ---
    --Men give all sorts of different presents, you see, and...
    --Oh, Miss Irina's tag is still attached.
[05:08] ---
    She's not used to buying off the rack.
[05:10] ---
    Should we tell her?
[05:12] ---
    I'll get it.
[05:14] ---
    Besides, that car was a war trophy I won
[05:18] ---
    by coming on to a young IT CEO for intel.
[05:23] ---
    I had every intention of driving that car, too,
[05:27] ---
    but Karasuma said I
    "obtained it by fraudulent means"!
[05:33] ---
    Last but not least!
    So what's your chosen career, Nagisa?
[05:40] ---
    Sir, I... I think...
[05:45] ---
    I think I have a talent for killing people.
[05:48] ---
    At any rate, I think I could
    get to where I do what the Reaper does.
[05:52] ---
    For someone with no real strengths,
[05:54] ---
    I couldn't hope for
    a better talent for my future.
[06:01] ---
    Koro Sensei... should I...
[06:05] ---
    Should I become an assassin?
[06:08] ---
    Please... tell me what path I should follow.
[06:16] ---
    You're a sensible student.
[06:19] ---
    You must have considered
    the risk and absurdity
[06:22] ---
    of becoming an assassin
    before asking me this question.
[06:25] ---
    Nagisa, there can be no doubt
    that you have a gift for assassination.
[06:31] ---
    Whether facing a monster,
    a violent teacher, or a genius assassin,
[06:37] ---
    you have the courage to attack without fear.
[06:41] ---
    For a master killer,
    that's an indispensable skill.
[06:45] ---
    But, Nagisa...
[06:47] ---
    ...this courage of yours
    is fraught with desperation.
[06:52] ---
    You're taking your own safety
    and dignity too lightly:
[06:55] ---
    "It hardly matters
    what happens to someone like me."
[07:00] ---
    To what end should you use your talents?
[07:03] ---
    And for whom?
[07:05] ---
    Reexamine these questions.
    Then we'll talk again.
[07:11] ---
    And if you still want to be an assassin,
[07:14] ---
    I'll support you with everything I have.
[07:19] ---
    Whoa, you beat it? Even the secret boss?!
[07:22] ---
    Not on my first playthrough.
[07:24] ---
    But I managed to beat him
    on the second round.
[07:26] ---
    Oh, sure. Guess it's time to start over!
[07:28] ---
    "Continue" "New Game" "Wi-Fi Connection"
    Oh, sure. Guess it's time to start over!
[07:32] ---
    I'm home.
[07:34] ---
    Welcome back, Nagisa. Have a seat.
[07:38] ---
    What is it, Mom?
[07:41] ---
    Your midterms.
    You came in 54th in your grade.
[07:45] ---
    You missed the 50th-place cutoff
    for returning to the main school.
[07:50] ---
    But I heard that Tanaka's older brother
[07:55] ---
    made it back from 60th place three years ago.
[07:58] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Junior High" "Donation Enclosed"
    made it back from 60th place three years ago.
[07:59] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Junior High" "Donation Enclosed"
    After begging and pleading with donation in hand,
[08:01] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Junior High" "Donation Enclosed"
    the school made an exception.
[08:04] ---
    So that's what I'll do. You've got to
    get out of that E Class ASAP.
[08:10] ---
    I'll be speaking with Mr. Ono
    of the D Class soon.
[08:13] ---
    You'll be coming with me.
[08:15] ---
    H-Hey, no, wait, Mom!
[08:18] ---
    I want to stay in the E Class!
[08:20] ---
    It's fun, and my grades are improving!
[08:22] ---
    I'll go anywhere you tell me
    for college and work--
[08:25] ---
    just please, let me stay where I am for junior--
[08:29] ---
    Uh-oh.
[08:31] ---
    I defied her during a dark phase.
[08:34] ---
    This isn't good.
[08:36] ---
    Here it comes.
[08:37] ---
    Ow!
[08:37] ---
    Watch your mouth! How could I have
    raised such an ambitionless child?
[08:42] ---
    The wounds of failure will
    torture you your whole life long!
[08:45] ---
    I should know! Why can't you
    understand your own mother,
[08:48] ---
    who only wants to spare you that same pain?!
[08:50] ---
    Here I am getting another
    donation ready for your bad grades!
[08:55] ---
    See what your mother does for you?
    Just who do you think you are?
[09:00] ---
    There's no talking to her when she's like this.
[09:03] ---
    It was my mistake for not
    speaking up when she was still sunny.
[09:07] ---
    I'm sorry. I had no idea.
[09:14] ---
    Dad hates fighting.
    He got fed up and walked out.
[09:20] ---
    Now listen: You're just a child,
[09:24] ---
    so how would you understand
    how to make your way through life?
[09:27] ---
    But your mom knows all about it!
[09:30] ---
    I have a plan, so you won't
    wind up like me and your father.
[09:35] ---
    Like getting into Keisetsu University.
[09:38] ---
    The top school Mom couldn't test into.
[09:39] ---
    "Keisetsu University"
    The top school Mom couldn't test into.
[09:41] ---
    The top school Mom couldn't test into.
[09:41] ---
    Big companies have school ties,
[09:44] ---
    and your success hinges on
    whether you went to that school.
[09:48] ---
    A Keisetsu grad can work
    at the top-ranked Hishimaru...
[09:53] ---
    The famous company Mom couldn't get hired into.
[09:54] ---
    "Hishimaru"
    The famous company Mom couldn't get hired into.
[09:56] ---
    The famous company Mom couldn't get hired into.
[09:56] ---
    Oh, and while I'm talking about
    an ideal world... I so wanted a girl.
[10:01] ---
    She says this a lot, too.
[10:03] ---
    My parents were all about the studying.
    Girlishness came second.
[10:07] ---
    That's why I didn't make it
    into Hishimaru, with its focus on looks.
[10:11] ---
    And that's why I'd teach
    my daughter fashion all I wanted.
[10:16] ---
    See how nice it looks with your long hair?
[10:20] ---
    I don't want to hear it. I'm not a girl.
[10:24] ---
    Her tenacity was chilling.
[10:28] ---
    I'd likely never be able to defy her.
[10:31] ---
    Koro Sensei saw right through me:
[10:33] ---
    "The Game of Life: Hiromi Shiota"
    Koro Sensei saw right through me:
[10:33] ---
    "The Game of Life: Hiromi Shiota"
    I'm not the hero of my own life.
[10:37] ---
    "The Game of Life: Hiromi Shiota"
    I'm in round two of the "Mom" RPG.
[10:39] ---
    "New Game" "Continue"
    I'm in round two of the "Mom" RPG.
[10:40] ---
    "New Game +"
    I'm in round two of the "Mom" RPG.
[10:42] ---
    Oh, and...
[10:43] ---
    I'll be coming in tomorrow to ask
    the E Class teacher for a transfer.
[10:49] ---
    Huh?
[10:51] ---
    Th-That's pretty sudden. He might be busy.
[10:53] ---
    It's for your own good, Nagisa.
[10:56] ---
    Say your goodbyes to the E Class tomorrow.
[10:59] ---
    She's gone dark again.
[11:03] ---
    Nothing I can say will do any good.
[11:06] ---
    I see. So your mother's coming
    to discuss a class transfer?
[11:10] ---
    What now? My mom
    won't listen to a word I say.
[11:14] ---
    Mr. Karasuma's out on business,
[11:17] ---
    and I can't ask his underlings
    to step in on his behalf...
[11:21] ---
    Most of all, I don't want to leave the E Class.
[11:25] ---
    Don't worry about a thing.
[11:28] ---
    I'm a super-creature who'll destroy the earth--
[11:30] ---
    parent-and-child meetings are no problem!
[11:34] ---
    I-I don't know about this.
[11:37] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
    "by Nagisa Shiota"
[11:42] ---
    Your mom, huh? She's a tough cookie.
[11:46] ---
    Koro Sensei said to let him handle it, but...
[11:49] ---
    I could pretend to be your teacher.
[11:52] ---
    Huh?
[11:52] ---
    No. On paper, Mr. Karasuma is our teacher.
[11:57] ---
    If our parents talk, it won't add up.
[12:00] ---
    Oh.
[12:02] ---
    It's really quite simple:
[12:04] ---
    I'd just need to become Tadaomi Karasuma.
[12:07] ---
    Koro Sensei?
[12:09] ---
    It's me! Me! Y'know, Karasuma!
[12:12] ---
    What a shoddy dupe!
[12:14] ---
    What's with the scribbling
    between the eyebrows?
[12:16] ---
    I'm accentuatin' Karasuma's nihilism!
    Spittin' image, right?
[12:20] ---
    And why do your arms look like sausages?
[12:22] ---
    Those're Karasuma's bulgin' muscles!
[12:25] ---
    --Quit obsessing over the most pointless details!
    --I'm uneasy, but all I can do is pray.
[12:27] ---
    --At least put on a nose and ears!
    --I'm uneasy, but all I can do is pray.
[12:29] ---
    --Yeah, add a nose and lose the fake drawl!
    --Pray that Koro Sensei could convince my mother...
[12:32] ---
    ...to let me stay in the E Class.
[12:36] ---
    Is that Nagisa's...
[12:38] ---
    She's really pretty!
[12:39] ---
    But she does look tough.
[12:41] ---
    "Staff Room"
[12:42] ---
    "Staff Room"
    Nice to meet you.
[12:44] ---
    I'm Nagisa Shiota's mother.
[12:47] ---
    Please, have a seat. You, too, Nagisa.
[12:51] ---
    It's quite a trip,
    all the way here to the mountains.
[12:54] ---
    How about something cold to drink?
[12:56] ---
    I-I guess that'll do.
[12:59] ---
    You know, you're really
    quite beautiful, ma'am.
[13:02] ---
    I see Nagisa takes after you.
[13:06] ---
    This one here...
[13:08] ---
    If he were a girl, I would have
    brought him up to be my ideal.
[13:11] ---
    Your ideal?
[13:13] ---
    Yes--a girl this age looks best with long hair.
[13:18] ---
    I was only allowed to have
    short hair as a child...
[13:22] ---
    I got mad when he started
    tying it back for school this year,
[13:26] ---
    but it just looks so good
    on him, I let it slide.
[13:31] ---
    Oh, yes--future plans.
[13:33] ---
    In my experience, they cannot
    be allowed to be discouraged at this age.
[13:38] ---
    Several local Kunugigaoka High grads
    have gone on to Kei U,
[13:42] ---
    but being so far off the track in junior high
[13:44] ---
    will hurt both his
    college chances and his career.
[13:48] ---
    So I'd like your help in
    getting him out of the E Class.
[13:54] ---
    Have you spoken with Nagisa about this?
[13:56] ---
    He doesn't understand anything yet.
[13:57] ---
    "Out of Order"
    He doesn't understand anything yet.
[13:59] ---
    "Out of Order"
    It's only natural for a parent who's tasted failure
[14:02] ---
    "Out of Order"
    to build their child a path.
[14:04] ---
    "Out of Order"
    Mom?
[14:05] ---
    I--
[14:06] ---
    You hush now, Nagisa, okay?
[14:13] ---
    I see. I understand why Nagisa
    came to be who he is today.
[14:20] ---
    A wi--?!
[14:21] ---
    Yes:
[14:22] ---
    I, Tadaomi Karasuma, wear a wig!
[14:29] ---
    Hairstyles, high schools, and colleges
[14:31] ---
    are not for a parent to decide.
[14:33] ---
    Nagisa must decide for himself.
[14:36] ---
    Ma'am,
[14:38] ---
    Nagisa's life is his to live.
[14:41] ---
    He's not a tool for hiding your own complexes.
[14:42] ---
    "Out of Order"
    He's not a tool for hiding your own complexes.
[14:44] ---
    As his teacher, let me be very clear:
[14:48] ---
    Unless Nagisa wishes it,
[14:50] ---
    I will not permit him to leave the E Class.
[14:58] ---
    What's your deal?! What teacher
    talks to a parent like that?
[15:01] ---
    How dare you insult me!
[15:03] ---
    --You think you're so great that you can nitpick my education plan?!
[15:05] ---
    --Yikes.
    --You think you're so great that you can nitpick my education plan?!
[15:06] ---
    --Holy crap!
    --I won't stand to be lectured by a moron teaching morons
[15:07] ---
    --Nagisa's mom is pissed!
    --I won't stand to be lectured by a moron teaching morons
[15:09] ---
    --Nagisa's mom is pissed!
    --out in the mountains!
[15:10] ---
    Nagisa! So all your acts of defiance lately
[15:12] ---
    are because this bald bugger suckered you in?!
[15:15] ---
    Well, watch this!
[15:16] ---
    I'm about to open your eyes,
    all right--way open!
[15:21] ---
    Koro Sensei...
[15:22] ---
    Hmm. I was a bit more
    forceful than I'd planned.
[15:26] ---
    Still...
[15:29] ---
    ...what's most important is that you
    make your own intentions perfectly clear.
[15:34] ---
    But right now, since I can't
    do anything on my own,
[15:38] ---
    maybe I should just be Mom's round two.
[15:41] ---
    It's not like you can't do anything.
[15:43] ---
    If you have the urge to kill,
    you can do anything.
[15:46] ---
    Your life's first round
    started here in this classroom.
[15:52] ---
    My... my first round...
[15:58] ---
    Looks good.
[15:59] ---
    Sorry for blowing up in front of
    your teacher today, Nagisa.
[16:04] ---
    I'm just so invested.
[16:06] ---
    Uh-huh.
[16:07] ---
    And, well, I've been thinking.
[16:10] ---
    Huh?
[16:11] ---
    I've decided I will not allow
    anyone to interfere with my life.
[16:21] ---
    I'll remove the obstacles.
[16:24] ---
    I'll give you a new outlook on life... Nagisa.
[16:36] ---
    Sch... school?
[16:38] ---
    Mom?
[16:40] ---
    You went crazy after you were
    sent down here. Started disobeying me.
[16:46] ---
    What--
[16:47] ---
    Burn it. Burn down the school--
    with your own hands.
[16:52] ---
    What... what are you saying, Mom?
[16:54] ---
    If you set the fire with your own hands,
[16:56] ---
    your sense of guilt will keep you
    from ever facing anyone here again.
[17:01] ---
    With your escape route cut off,
[17:02] ---
    we'll go ask the
    main-campus teacher to take you.
[17:05] ---
    N-No, I don't want to!
[17:06] ---
    Who do you think raised you?!
[17:08] ---
    Made you go to cram schools?
    To a private school?
[17:10] ---
    Do you have any idea how much
    time and money you cost me?!
[17:13] ---
    Making dinner even though
    I'm tired from work!
[17:15] ---
    You have no clue how I've suffered!
[17:17] ---
    Being brainwashed by that
    clueless cue-ball--learning only defiance?!
[17:21] ---
    I'm the one who made you--made all of you!
[17:28] ---
    She's wrong! But she's right.
[17:31] ---
    How can I express this feeling...?
[17:35] ---
    First you must make your own
    intentions perfectly clear.
[17:44] ---
    Mom... I--
[17:48] ---
    Quit your screeching, you old bag.
[17:51] ---
    The show's about to start.
[17:54] ---
    --Wh-Who are you?! Get out of my way!
    --That bloodlust... He's an assassin!
[17:57] ---
    You're the ones in my way.
[18:00] ---
    He comes every Wednesday
    at ten to watch TV dramas
[18:03] ---
    with the autonomous artillery.
[18:05] ---
    He'll come that way at the speed of sound.
[18:08] ---
    I'll split his head open
    with my whip and kill him.
[18:11] ---
    Kill...?
[18:13] ---
    What? P-Police!
[18:16] ---
    If I kill the kid,
    the bounty goes up in smoke...
[18:20] ---
    ...but they don't much care if I kill his old lady.
[18:26] ---
    Mom's afraid.
    The assassin's got his guard down.
[18:32] ---
    Mom, a life spent watching for your reactions
[18:36] ---
    has cultivated a talent within me.
[18:40] ---
    It may not be the talent
    you wanted me to have...
[18:44] ---
    ...but it's that talent that lets me
    be of use to everyone here.
[18:49] ---
    Your life's first round
    started here in this classroom.
[18:54] ---
    Mom, I'm giving it
    everything I have in this class now.
[19:00] ---
    And before I graduate, I'll get results.
[19:02] ---
    If I succeed, I'll cut my hair...
[19:06] ---
    ...and pay back all the money
    you spent to raise me.
[19:10] ---
    If you still can't forgive me...
[19:12] ---
    What's this?
[19:14] ---
    Then I'll graduate from you, too.
[19:27] ---
    Mom...
[19:29] ---
    I'm so, so grateful just that
    you had me and raised me.
[19:34] ---
    It may be extravagant,
    but if you could just be happy
[19:38] ---
    that your child was born in this world
    and grew up fairly okay,
[19:43] ---
    everything would be
    tied up in a neat little bow...
[19:46] ---
    Wh-Who are you?
    What have you done, Nagisa?
[19:51] ---
    Some undesirables
    have made this their hangout,
[19:54] ---
    so I recommend staying away at night.
[19:58] ---
    Koro Sensei...
[19:59] ---
    "Fire Extinguisher"
    Koro Sensei...
[20:00] ---
    "Fire Extinguisher"
    You just swore fair and square you'd kill me before March.
[20:03] ---
    "Fire Extinguisher"
    No backsies!
[20:05] ---
    "Fire Extinguisher"
    Urgh... I know.
[20:07] ---
    Now, then, ma'am...
[20:09] ---
    Yes, Nagisa is still immature.
    But please, watch over him warmly.
[20:16] ---
    He is not trying to betray you.
[20:19] ---
    He's just starting to get ready
    to leave the nest, as everyone must.
[20:24] ---
    Pulling away... from me? Nagisa?
[20:30] ---
    Mom!
[20:31] ---
    It seems she fainted when her nerves relaxed.
[20:35] ---
    I'll take you back in her car.
[20:40] ---
    So, Nagisa...
[20:42] ---
    If you did manage to kill me,
[20:44] ---
    would you go on to use your talent
    to become an assassin?
[20:50] ---
    Probably not.
[20:53] ---
    Talent isn't only for this or that.
[20:57] ---
    Even if my talent is good for assassination,
[20:59] ---
    I want to use it to help someone--
    like I protected Mom.
[21:05] ---
    And that's not by being
    an assassin. Way too dangerous.
[21:10] ---
    I'll find a career that won't worry my folks.
[21:14] ---
    Take your time.
[21:16] ---
    Oh, and don't forget to make an effort
    to talk with your parents.
[21:20] ---
    I won't.
[21:24] ---
    Sheesh, cars are slow
    and you have to wait for lights!
[21:27] ---
    How inconvenient can you get?
[21:29] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #30: Gets testy when driving"
[21:34] ---
    What's this?
[21:36] ---
    I'll make breakfast from now on,
[21:38] ---
    so you can take it easy before work.
[21:41] ---
    *The moon that swims in the night sky
    *so you can take it easy before work.
[21:42] ---
    *The moon that swims in the night sky
    *I'll take out the garbage and stuff, too,
[21:44] ---
    *The moon that swims in the night sky
    *and I'll get into a high school
[21:46] ---
    *The moon that swims in the night sky
    *just as good as Kunugigaoka High!
[21:47] ---
    *If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
    *just as good as Kunugigaoka High!
[21:49] ---
    *If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
    *So please, let me stay in this class!
[21:52] ---
    I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:56] ---
    *I went to touch it: it was warm
    *Do what you want. I don't care.
[21:58] ---
    *And slowly drew me in
    *Do what you want. I don't care.
[22:02] ---
    *And slowly drew me in
    *I am an assassin--
[22:03] ---
    *The multiplying footsteps, the view from my window:
    *I am an assassin--
[22:03] ---
    *The multiplying footsteps, the view from my window:
    *holding my head high till graduation!
[22:06] ---
    The multiplying footsteps, the view from my window:
[22:14] ---
    As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
    They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
    It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
    Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:37] ---
    I'll gather up
    and go through all of the things

[22:42] ---
    Scattered beneath the waning moon

10 - School Festival Time

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[00:07] ---
    Surprise!
[00:07] ---
    "Tell Us, Kunudon!"
    Surprise!
[00:08] ---
    "Tell Us, Kunudon!"
    Tell us, Kunudon!
[00:10] ---
    Hi, everybody--Kunudon here!
[00:12] ---
    Autumn means good food, studying... and school festivals!
[00:16] ---
    "11th Annual Kunugigaoka School Festival" "Visitor's Guide"
    Autumn means good food, studying... and school festivals!
[00:17] ---
    "11th Annual Kunugigaoka School Festival" "Visitor's Guide"
    And the famous Kunugigaoka Academy's school festival
[00:19] ---
    "11th Annual Kunugigaoka School Festival" "Visitor's Guide"
    is the real deal!
[00:21] ---
    "11th Annual Kunugigaoka School Festival" "Visitor's Guide"
    Return-on-investment ratio!
[00:23] ---
    "Tons of Festival Faves" "No. 1 Must-See!"
    Getting results here will look great to potential employers
[00:26] ---
    "Tons of Festival Faves" "No. 1 Must-See!"
    while job hunting.
[00:27] ---
    "Tons of Festival Faves" "No. 1 Must-See!"
    That's why everyone's so into it!
[00:29] ---
    "Tons of Festival Faves" "No. 1 Must-See!"
    The employment Ice Age!
[00:32] ---
    "Tons of Festival Faves" "No. 1 Must-See!"
    Some students display indecent business acumen
[00:32] ---
    "Eat, Learn, Enjoy!" "Eat: Japanese Berkshire Hot Dogs"
    Some students display indecent business acumen
[00:34] ---
    "Eat, Learn, Enjoy!" "Eat: Japanese Berkshire Hot Dogs"
    that would put any full-fledged member of society to shame!
[00:37] ---
    "Eat, Learn, Enjoy!" "Eat: Japanese Berkshire Hot Dogs"
    Nouveau riche! Yaaay!
[00:41] ---
    Our chain will gladly lend its support.
[00:45] ---
    The Kunugigaoka School Festival
    is famous nationwide.
[00:48] ---
    Using our products would be
    fantastic publicity for us.
[00:52] ---
    Mr. Asano, it's worth investing in
    your customer draw and your promise.
[00:59] ---
    Thank you very much.
[01:00] ---
    Wh-What junior-high student
    signs on with a sponsor?!
[01:05] ---
    No blind spots. We'll blow that
    E Class away--as we should.
[01:25] ---
    You're all I think about
[01:28] ---
    Starting not to see anything else
[01:31] ---
    I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:36] ---
    Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:39] ---
    I've spared no effort since then
[01:41] ---
    Should be over my problems by now
[01:45] ---
    I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[01:49] ---
    And just when I get warmed up
[01:52] ---
    Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[01:57] ---
    Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[02:03] ---
    Thousands, tens of thousands
    of times I've given form to my feelings

[02:08] ---
    Driven them in,
    thrown them in--but all you do is run

[02:14] ---
    Question, question: what
[02:16] ---
    Question, question: on earth
[02:19] ---
    Question, question: did I
[02:22] ---
    Ever know about you anyway?
[02:24] ---
    Question, question: why
[02:27] ---
    Question, question: is it
[02:30] ---
    Question, question: you are
[02:33] ---
    So close and yet so far away?
[02:42] ---
    "Tenth Period: School Festival Time"
    "by Takuya Muramatsu"
[02:46] ---
    The main campus sure is
    getting hyped about this year's festival.
[02:50] ---
    "Maid Café" "Crêperie" "Train-Station Bento Display"
    Probably figure we're up to something, even if we can't win.
[02:54] ---
    I hear that Asano actually
    contracted with a restaurant.
[02:57] ---
    I wouldn't put it past him.
[03:00] ---
    We'll just have to go for the win.
[03:02] ---
    This match will likely hinge on a compilation
[03:04] ---
    of everything but assassination and studying.
[03:06] ---
    I really don't want to lose to the A Class...
[03:10] ---
    But what can we do?
[03:13] ---
    Asano's right. You need to tap into
    that sense of getting a bargain.
[03:18] ---
    If you can use a tight budget
    to make something of greater value,
[03:20] ---
    the customers will come.
[03:21] ---
    Well, yeah, but...
[03:24] ---
    The answers are all around you!
[03:27] ---
    The value of the E Class here
[03:30] ---
    lies in this,
[03:32] ---
    this,
[03:33] ---
    this,
[03:33] ---
    and this!
[03:35] ---
    These ingredients are like you:
[03:37] ---
    hidden in the mountains
    where no one notices their efforts!
[03:41] ---
    So we attack our customers
    with hidden weapons.
[03:44] ---
    Makes for a pretty assassin-y restaurant!
[03:46] ---
    Now to sell these blades
    like you're going in for the kill!
[03:54] ---
    "Acorn Noodles" "3-E, Junior High"
[03:55] ---
    "Acorn Noodles" "3-E, Junior High"
    Come on by! Acorn noodles made with real acorns!
[04:00] ---
    A new taste sensation made with
    the mountain's natural goodness!
[04:03] ---
    Even upperclassmen like you--
    adults who recognize value--
[04:07] ---
    will never have tasted deliciousness like this!
[04:09] ---
    Oh, yeah? Is it really that good?
[04:12] ---
    Of course! Taste the just-picked freshness!
[04:29] ---
    "Acorn Café"
[04:30] ---
    Huh. Nice place ya got here.
[04:33] ---
    Hey!
[04:34] ---
    It's the high-school guys from our class trip!
[04:36] ---
    What are you doing here?!
[04:38] ---
    Oh? Come to abduct another girl, have you?
[04:42] ---
    Like hell I am.
[04:44] ---
    Wouldn't want your freak of
    a teacher to show up again.
[04:47] ---
    But I don't need to
    get physical to wreck your day.
[04:52] ---
    I could... start shoutin' that
    your food tastes like crap, say?
[04:56] ---
    Or put a few choice words online?
[05:00] ---
    Well? Bring it out already.
[05:03] ---
    Our signature dish: acorn noodles.
[05:06] ---
    Whoa, this looks great! Hey, Ryuki,
    can I order a Mont Blanc, too?
[05:11] ---
    Yeah! I wanna try the smoked fish!
[05:13] ---
    Hey, cool it! Your stupid is showin'!
[05:16] ---
    Pfft. Leave it to a junior-high kid
    to come up with this.
[05:19] ---
    One bite and I'm gonna puke.
[05:24] ---
    S-So good!
[05:28] ---
    We wanted to get *lots
    *of reaction shots out of them...
[05:31] ---
    ...but those cooking anime
    have a monopoly on that.
[05:34] ---
    Uh, Fuwa?
[05:36] ---
    Not bad, right? I spent
    a solid week on research.
[05:40] ---
    The noodles are acorn,
    thickened with grated yam.
[05:43] ---
    Mountain foods are really strongly flavored,
[05:46] ---
    so I went with a rich dipping broth.
[05:49] ---
    It was hard work!
[05:51] ---
    These pork-bone/soy-sauce acorn noodles
[05:53] ---
    are the result of my search
    for the ultimate balance.
[05:57] ---
    True... I ain't ever tasted anything like it.
[06:00] ---
    "Smoked Freshwater Fish"
    True... I ain't ever tasted anything like it.
[06:00] ---
    "Smoked Freshwater Fish"
    For Muramatsu, it's downright miraculous.
[06:02] ---
    "Smoked Freshwater Fish"
    So much for your mediocre flavor being a selling point.
[06:04] ---
    "Smoked Freshwater Fish"
    Shut up, Itona! Get to work!
[06:07] ---
    Let's try something else! C'mon!
[06:09] ---
    What's this "slender Caesar" mushroom?
    Never had that before!
[06:12] ---
    Hey, you jokers! Say it tastes like crap!
[06:14] ---
    Oh? It does?
[06:16] ---
    Oh, dear... Did you not
    like my students' cooking?
[06:21] ---
    What a babe!
[06:22] ---
    No, no, no, no, no--it's crazy good!
[06:24] ---
    "Persimmon-Loquat Gelatin" "¥150"
    No, no, no, no, no--it's crazy good!
[06:24] ---
    "Persimmon-Loquat Gelatin" "¥150"
    Oh? Then how about this persimmon-loquat gelatin?
[06:29] ---
    "Persimmon-Loquat Gelatin" "¥150"
    It's exactly as soft as my skin.
[06:31] ---
    "Persimmon-Loquat Gelatin" "¥150"
    Yes, ma'am!
[06:33] ---
    And if you eat one of everything,
[06:35] ---
    it would make me sooo happy.
[06:37] ---
    B-But I don't have the cash--
[06:39] ---
    There's one right by the train station...
[06:41] ---
    ...an A... T... M.
[06:44] ---
    Time to make a withdrawal!
[06:45] ---
    Okay! I'll be waiting!
[06:47] ---
    That's one tribute course down.
[06:50] ---
    With Yada at the bottom
    drawing in customers
[06:52] ---
    and Professor Bitch at the top...
[06:54] ---
    That's one mean master-disciple combo.
[06:56] ---
    We have Sugaya's posters,
[06:58] ---
    "Acorn Noodles: Regular (200 g): ¥300" "Large (400 g): ¥500"
    We have Sugaya's posters,
[06:58] ---
    "Acorn Noodles: Regular (200 g): ¥300" "Large (400 g): ¥500"
    Okajima's food photos, Hazama's menu descriptions,
[07:03] ---
    "Welcome to Kunugigaoka Junior High 3-E's Acorn Noodles"
    Okajima's food photos, Hazama's menu descriptions,
[07:03] ---
    "Welcome to Kunugigaoka Junior High 3-E's Acorn Noodles"
    and Mimura's special-edition website:
[07:06] ---
    "Welcome to Kunugigaoka Junior High 3-E's Acorn Noodles"
    everything we need to pique our customers' interest.
[07:07] ---
    "Menu" "Choice Ingredients" "Meet the Staff" "Find Us"
    everything we need to pique our customers' interest.
[07:09] ---
    It's only day one.
    The battle is just getting started.
[07:13] ---
    According to my recon,
[07:14] ---
    it looks like the A Class is better
    at getting customers interested.
[07:19] ---
    This is our school festival debut!
[07:23] ---
    Asano!
[07:25] ---
    Glad you could come.
    I hope you enjoy yourself.
[07:29] ---
    We've got all kinds of events
    running at one-hour intervals.
[07:32] ---
    My pop-star pals and comedian buddies
    are performing for free.
[07:36] ---
    The 500-yen entrance fee gets you free food and drinks.
[07:36] ---
    "Event Stage" "Entrance Fee" "Food & Drinks"
    The 500-yen entrance fee gets you free food and drinks.
[07:40] ---
    The 500-yen entrance fee gets you free food and drinks.
    When the event on one stage is over,
[07:42] ---
    the next event starts right away on the other side.
[07:42] ---
    "Event Stage" "Entrance Fee" "Food & Drinks"
    the next event starts right away on the other side.
[07:45] ---
    People will keep coming back,
    paying the entrance fee each time,
[07:48] ---
    and by the time
    they've satisfied their curiosity,
[07:50] ---
    their stomachs will be full to bursting.
[07:53] ---
    I doubt they'll feel like
    going to the E Class's café.
[07:58] ---
    Okay, we're up. You get ready
    while I knock out a few songs.
[08:15] ---
    Is there anything he can't do?
[08:17] ---
    Right?
[08:18] ---
    Honestly, he can do so much,
    it's kind of disgusting.
[08:21] ---
    But even a guy like that can fail.
[08:24] ---
    Can't have that--not against
    the E Class or anyone else.
[08:27] ---
    No matter how crafty our leader is,
    I'm sick of seeing him lose.
[08:32] ---
    We're the chosen ones, too, you know.
[08:35] ---
    Learning an instrument
    between study sessions is no big deal.
[08:39] ---
    Shall we give him some backup?
[08:41] ---
    Yeah!
[08:42] ---
    --I'll have this.
    --Hey, Nagisa! You here?
[08:43] ---
    --You got it.
    --Hey, Nagisa! You here?
[08:46] ---
    Here I am!
[08:47] ---
    Sakura! And Mr. Matsukata
    and the rest of the kids!
[08:51] ---
    Hey, so you kept in touch, Nagisa?
[08:54] ---
    Yeah, I help her study sometimes.
[08:57] ---
    When your private
    in-house tutor asks you to come,
[09:00] ---
    you pretty much have to, y'know?
[09:02] ---
    --Way to go, Nagisa. We'll make bank on volume alone!
[09:03] ---
    --It's the enemy of womankind!
    --Way to go, Nagisa. We'll make bank on volume alone!
[09:05] ---
    --Ladykiller!
    --Way to go, Nagisa. We'll make bank on volume alone!
[09:06] ---
    --How are you, Princess?
    --Sorry we don't have deeper pockets.
[09:11] ---
    Oh, now, this is superb!
[09:14] ---
    Something this tasty is gonna sell for sure.
[09:16] ---
    It's been a struggle.
[09:18] ---
    We can make good stuff,
    but it's hard to let folks know about it.
[09:22] ---
    Hmm.
[09:24] ---
    Aw, but I wouldn't worry.
[09:27] ---
    You guys have this
    mysterious power, y'know?
[09:29] ---
    Right. If your daily conduct is correct,
    I'm sure word will get out.
[09:36] ---
    Thanks again!
[09:37] ---
    "Acorns"
    Thanks again!
[09:40] ---
    I am confident about what we've accomplished so far.
[09:43] ---
    "Welcome to Kunugigaoka Junior High 3-E's Acorn Noodles"
    I am confident about what we've accomplished so far.
[09:44] ---
    "Welcome to Kunugigaoka Junior High 3-E's Acorn Noodles"
    But it'd be great if even one person could really spread the word.
[09:49] ---
    Listen, Nagisa, I heard
    why you let your hair grow long.
[09:53] ---
    I'm sorry. You didn't want to do it...
[09:57] ---
    Did my teasing hurt you?
[09:59] ---
    Oh, no, no! I can handle a little
    ribbing from you and Karma.
[10:04] ---
    Oh, okay. I'll try to
    lay off the teasing, anyway.
[10:08] ---
    Hey!
[10:09] ---
    That flighty voice...
[10:13] ---
    Nagisa! I came to hang out!
[10:16] ---
    Y-Yuji?!
[10:18] ---
    Yuji?
[10:19] ---
    Oh, from the southern island--
[10:21] ---
    that guy who mistakenly fell for Nagisa!
[10:25] ---
    H-How did you know I went here?
[10:27] ---
    I looked up the island's guest records.
[10:30] ---
    When I checked the school's website,
    I saw your festival was underway!
[10:34] ---
    O-Oh, okay!
[10:36] ---
    Ah! Hey! Whoa! Nakamura!
[10:41] ---
    One last time! One last time!
[10:44] ---
    The words were barely out of your mouth!
[10:46] ---
    He's rich, isn't he?
[10:48] ---
    We've got to raise our
    per-customer average any way we can.
[10:53] ---
    Go get 'em, Nagisa!
[10:55] ---
    The fate of the class
    rests on your hostess skills!
[10:58] ---
    Whoa!
[10:59] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
    "by Kaede Kayano"
[11:03] ---
    "Acorn Café"
[11:06] ---
    "Acorn Café"
    Man, I'm so glad I came during the festival!
[11:08] ---
    Man, I'm so glad I came during the festival!
[11:09] ---
    And to have you wait on me, too!
[11:12] ---
    Plus? Your suggestion to eat
    in private where no one can see us?
[11:15] ---
    You're getting my hopes up!
[11:17] ---
    I just don't want any
    customers I know to see us.
[11:21] ---
    "Nagisa: 'I want you to eat allll my favorites! ♥' Read it!"
[11:22] ---
    "Nagisa: 'I want you to eat allll my favorites! ♥' Read it!"
    Now I've got cue cards?
[11:25] ---
    "Nagisa: 'I want you to eat allll my favorites! ♥' Read it!"
    I-I want you to eat allll my favorites!
[11:27] ---
    I-I want you to eat allll my favorites!
[11:30] ---
    Sure, sure! Say the word
    and I'll get the whole menu!
[11:34] ---
    Kid's rich, all right!
[11:37] ---
    He's a good eater, too,
    so make us some money, Nagisa!
[11:40] ---
    Oh, I quit smoking those sketchy herbs.
[11:43] ---
    After all, you were worried about me!
[11:45] ---
    Oh, uh-huh?
[11:47] ---
    Here you are!
[11:48] ---
    Ooh, this looks good, too!
    Lemme take a picture.
[11:51] ---
    I feel so timid around Yuji...
[11:53] ---
    ...but I've got to keep up the charade
[11:55] ---
    so he won't sniff out all my secrets.
[11:57] ---
    "See if he'll pay ¥10K for a date!"
    so he won't sniff out all my secrets.
[11:58] ---
    "See if he'll pay ¥10K for a date!"
    Karma, that is not my line of work!
[12:01] ---
    Hey!
[12:03] ---
    Karasuma! Brought you something!
[12:06] ---
    I'm liking all the rich colors on this mountain!
[12:09] ---
    I heard the Reaper did you in.
[12:12] ---
    It was touch-and-go there for a while.
[12:14] ---
    I'm young enough to recover quickly.
[12:17] ---
    Never mind that--hide your gun!
[12:19] ---
    Who's that? He has a gun!
[12:21] ---
    M-Maybe we should call the police...
[12:23] ---
    Whoa! Whoa! N-No--that guy is, uh...
[12:27] ---
    "Mr. Yoshioka from the local hunt club"
    M-Mr. Yoshioka from the local hunt club.
[12:30] ---
    Mr. Yoshioka?! But he's totally a foreigner!
[12:33] ---
    "He's an anime fan"
    Mr. Yoshioka?! But he's totally a foreigner!
[12:33] ---
    "He's an anime fan"
    H-He's naturalized. A big anime fan--you know.
[12:37] ---
    "He's an anime fan"
    Oh, really?
[12:40] ---
    "He's an anime fan"
    Well, enough about Mr. Yoshioka...
[12:43] ---
    Nagisa... be honest;
    what do you think of me--
[12:49] ---
    --eeeYOW!
[12:52] ---
    Lovro...
[12:53] ---
    The octopus invited me.
[12:55] ---
    I see. I'm just glad you're still alive, too.
[12:59] ---
    Your pupil's been worried. Go see her.
[13:01] ---
    I will.
[13:02] ---
    Wh-What's with the scary old dude?
    He's no ordinary guy...
[13:07] ---
    M-Mild Yagyu. A big name
    in the Asakusa theater scene.
[13:12] ---
    He's a comedian?!
[13:13] ---
    Th-That conversation?
    They were discussing a bit.
[13:17] ---
    His pupil quit comedy, see,
    and became a teacher here, and...
[13:21] ---
    Hmm...
[13:23] ---
    What a tasty gun! You wouldn't think
    kids put together this flavor!
[13:28] ---
    Yeah--it tastes so good,
    I'd gladly eat even a poisoned bowl!
[13:32] ---
    F-Fellow comedians! From Asakusa!
[13:34] ---
    --And the guy eating the wasabi
[13:35] ---
    --Hm! Hm!
    --And the guy eating the wasabi Mont Blanc
[13:37] ---
    is doing a reaction schtick he learned directly from Mild Yagyu!
[13:38] ---
    We just seem to fall in
    with that kind of crowd.
[13:42] ---
    Hey, Nagisa...
[13:45] ---
    You're lying, aren't you?
[13:48] ---
    My old man's a big-name talent.
[13:51] ---
    Since I was little, I've seen
    the faces of tons of people
[13:53] ---
    who've cozied up to him.
[13:56] ---
    I can tell when people
    put up a front, wear a fake smile.
[14:02] ---
    The girl I met at that island hotel?
[14:04] ---
    She wouldn't smile like that.
[14:09] ---
    Wow. Good eye.
[14:12] ---
    Nothing good about it.
[14:14] ---
    Just an unwanted talent
    I got from my skeevy environment.
[14:19] ---
    You're right. I was lying to you.
[14:22] ---
    I've looked like this since I was
    a little boy--I can't help it.
[14:27] ---
    And I always hated it.
[14:28] ---
    Wait--"boy"?
[14:30] ---
    But lately I've learned that
[14:33] ---
    if it can help others, even an
    unwanted talent can give you confidence.
[14:37] ---
    So I don't hate it that much now.
[14:40] ---
    I'm sorry. I'm a guy.
[14:46] ---
    Another lie?
[14:47] ---
    No, really.
[14:48] ---
    Another one?
[14:50] ---
    No, really.
[14:51] ---
    Show him and he'll believe you!
[14:51] ---
    "Show him and he'll believe you!!"
    Show him and he'll believe you!
[14:53] ---
    "Show him and he'll believe you!!"
    Show him what?!
[14:54] ---
    Show him what?!
[14:55] ---
    Does this look like a lying face?
[14:58] ---
    No way...
[15:00] ---
    Examined from another angle,
[15:02] ---
    your faults and weaknesses can be weapons.
[15:05] ---
    What I've learned in this classroom is how to do just that.
[15:05] ---
    "Sugar"
    What I've learned in this classroom is how to do just that.
[15:08] ---
    "Sugar"
    It's how we put together this café,
[15:12] ---
    and it's the connection that
    brought all these people here today.
[15:17] ---
    It's really exciting--and fun.
[15:25] ---
    Oh, b-but since I tricked you,
    I'll give you your money back!
[15:29] ---
    Nah. I just... I feel like such a dummy.
[15:34] ---
    I'm out.
[15:38] ---
    Huh? He left already?
[15:40] ---
    "Heart-Pounding Maid Costume"
    Huh? He left already?
[15:41] ---
    "Heart-Pounding Maid Costume"
    I was going to soak him for a cosplay photo shoot.
[15:44] ---
    "Heart-Pounding Maid Costume"
    Just how much were you trying to make off me?!
[15:48] ---
    Yuji... That was wrong of me.
[15:58] ---
    Well, our first day went all right...
[16:00] ---
    The sales reports've been posted.
[16:03] ---
    At this rate, we won't
    get anywhere near the A Class.
[16:09] ---
    Hurry, or we'll miss the morning broadcast!
[16:11] ---
    Huh? A TV crew?
[16:13] ---
    Covering what?
[16:15] ---
    The only thing up ahead is the E Class.
[16:17] ---
    "Smoked Freshwater Fish" "Acorn Café" "Persimmon-Loquat Gelatin"
[16:18] ---
    "Smoked Freshwater Fish" "Acorn Café" "Persimmon-Loquat Gelatin"
    What the hell?!
[16:19] ---
    You guys! This online review
    is spreading like wildfire!
[16:23] ---
    I dug around a little to find the source.
[16:27] ---
    And what I found...
[16:29] ---
    "Yuji Norita's Diary of a Wandering Gourmet"
    And what I found...
[16:30] ---
    "Yuji Norita's Diary of a Wandering Gourmet"
    ...was Yuji Norita--the most influential food blogger today!
[16:34] ---
    "Yuji Norita" "Curious about a place? I'll fly right over!"
    ...was Yuji Norita--the most influential food blogger today!
[16:34] ---
    "Yuji Norita" "Curious about a place? I'll fly right over!"
    Thanks to having grown up eating lots of good food,
[16:37] ---
    "Yuji Norita" "Curious about a place? I'll fly right over!"
    his tastebuds are, annoyingly enough, the real deal.
[16:40] ---
    His money-is-no-object wandering-gourmet
    reviews are super reliable!
[16:45] ---
    Yuji...
[16:48] ---
    I came across a crazy-delicious café
    at the Kunugigaoka School Festival.
[16:54] ---
    My next post will cover the menu
    in depth, but for now,
[16:57] ---
    my whole outlook on life has changed.
[16:59] ---
    They used all kinds of
    self-sufficient ingredients,
[17:01] ---
    turning a poor location to their advantage.
[17:05] ---
    "Your faults and weaknesses can be weapons."
[17:08] ---
    Hearing my friend who works there say that,
[17:12] ---
    I thought about
    how guilty I felt to be so spoiled,
[17:15] ---
    hiding in the shadow of my big-shot father.
[17:18] ---
    I was such a dummy.
[17:22] ---
    "Yuji Norita" "Curious about a place? I'll fly right over!"
[17:22] ---
    "Yuji Norita" "Curious about a place? I'll fly right over!"
    The allowance I'd been pampered with--that's my weapon.
[17:26] ---
    "Yuji Norita" "Curious about a place? I'll fly right over!"
    And I want it to help people,
[17:28] ---
    so I'll just make the most of it
    and post my recommendations.
[17:31] ---
    First, the life-changing mountaintop café.
[17:35] ---
    --You've only got one day left to taste it!
[17:36] ---
    --Welcome!
    --You've only got one day left to taste it!
[17:39] ---
    We all ran ourselves ragged after that.
[17:43] ---
    With every new order, we foraged,
[17:45] ---
    cooked,
[17:46] ---
    served,
[17:47] ---
    and sold.
[17:49] ---
    Our friends and acquaintances
[17:51] ---
    kept coming,
[17:52] ---
    and coming,
[17:53] ---
    and coming!
[18:02] ---
    Uh-oh! We're about to
    run out of acorn noodles!
[18:06] ---
    We sold more than we thought we would.
[18:08] ---
    But the A Class will have made more money.
[18:11] ---
    The "tastes of the mountain"
    side menu is selling well, too.
[18:14] ---
    Let's stick it out with those
    in the time we have left!
[18:17] ---
    If we go a little further into the mountain,
[18:20] ---
    we can build up our reserves a bit.
[18:22] ---
    Hmm...
[18:24] ---
    No--let's end it here.
[18:27] ---
    But then we can't win.
[18:29] ---
    That's all right.
[18:30] ---
    Any more foraging and we'll
    destroy the mountain's ecosystem.
[18:34] ---
    Yeah...
[18:35] ---
    The actions of all creatures
    contribute to our deeper interconnection.
[18:40] ---
    Did you sense all the connections
    fate has blessed you with?
[18:46] ---
    Those who've taught you,
    those you've helped,
[18:49] ---
    those you've caused trouble for,
    those who've caused trouble for you.
[18:53] ---
    Those you've fought as rivals,
    only to better one other.
[18:57] ---
    Aw! So today turned out to be
    another lesson after all.
[19:01] ---
    Dammit. I really wanted to win, too.
[19:09] ---
    I'm sorry! We're all sold out--
[19:11] ---
    Oh, are you? You were very popular.
[19:17] ---
    Mom...
[19:19] ---
    Here you go: our last
    crimson-glory-vine juice. It's tasty.
[19:23] ---
    Thanks.
[19:26] ---
    Your class is really something.
    I see why you want to stay.
[19:31] ---
    Yeah.
[19:34] ---
    Nagisa, what happened
    here the other night...
[19:38] ---
    Looking at your back, I knew:
[19:42] ---
    My son was separate from me.
[19:47] ---
    And graduating from me--that was no bluff.
[19:51] ---
    Somewhere along the way,
    you'd found the strength to do just that.
[19:59] ---
    But, Nagisa... at least
    stay with me till you come of age.
[20:04] ---
    Then you can do whatever you like.
[20:10] ---
    But I did get to be your mother, after all.
[20:13] ---
    Let me worry about you for a while longer.
[20:17] ---
    Okay!
[20:19] ---
    All of the connections
    we encounter in this world
[20:22] ---
    serve as teachers who nurture us.
[20:25] ---
    How about making today
    the day you were born?
[20:31] ---
    The connections you gave me...
[20:33] ---
    Am I doing a good job passing them along?
[20:37] ---
    Hey.
[20:38] ---
    Nagisa's mother apologized.
[20:41] ---
    I understand she tried to set a fire?
[20:43] ---
    Yes. But that's water under the bridge.
[20:46] ---
    And she whispered something
    to me as she left...
[20:50] ---
    Said she'd keep my wig a secret?!
    What's the meaning of this?
[20:58] ---
    That A Class is amazing!
[21:00] ---
    They beat the high-schoolers
    to come out on top!
[21:02] ---
    That's Asano for you.
[21:04] ---
    "School Festival: Overall Results"
    But the E Class stands out, too.
[21:07] ---
    "School Festival: Overall Results"
    Came in third even after shutting down halfway through day two!
[21:10] ---
    "School Festival: Overall Results"
    How would it've turned out if they'd stayed till the end?
[21:13] ---
    Did you go?
[21:14] ---
    Well, it was on TV--I got all curious, y'know?
[21:17] ---
    Here I thought the E Class
    was this hellish place.
[21:21] ---
    Being all self-sufficient
    out in nature like that?
[21:23] ---
    They might actually have it pretty good!
[21:41] ---
    The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:47] ---
    If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
    I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:58] ---
    And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
    The multiplying footsteps,
    the view from my window:

[22:14] ---
    As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
    They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
    It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
    Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:36] ---
    I'll gather up
    and go through all of the things

[22:42] ---
    Scattered beneath the waning moon

11 - End-of-Term Time/2nd Period

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[00:08] ---
    We put forth all of our efforts.
[00:13] ---
    We're satisfied with our victory
    in the school festival.
[00:16] ---
    Oh?
[00:17] ---
    "School Festival: Overall Results"
[00:17] ---
    "School Festival: Overall Results"
    It seems to have been a very close one.
[00:20] ---
    Only because the E Class had a battle plan.
[00:23] ---
    Winning by a huge margin
    would have been nearly im--
[00:26] ---
    Incorrect.
[00:28] ---
    They were running a restaurant.
[00:30] ---
    It's easy enough to spread nasty rumors,
[00:33] ---
    and a case of food poisoning
    would have ruined them.
[00:35] ---
    You neglected the more... harmful endeavors.
[00:39] ---
    Is he for real?
[00:40] ---
    Harmful? Were we supposed to
    poison the E Class's food?!
[00:45] ---
    Sir, your education is inconsistent.
[00:50] ---
    I don't know how,
[00:51] ---
    but the E Class has grown stronger
    by leaps and bounds in just one year,
[00:55] ---
    enough to compete with us,
    the chosen A Class.
[00:59] ---
    As irritating as it is, I feel
    my abilities have grown as well.
[01:03] ---
    I cannot deny that they
    have become my motivation.
[01:06] ---
    These mighty foes, my min--
[01:08] ---
    I mean, friends: such connections
    have made me stronger.
[01:12] ---
    You were totally going to say "minions"!
[01:14] ---
    You do not become strong
    by winning over the weak.
[01:18] ---
    That's my conclusion... and where
    I diverge from the path you teach.
[01:26] ---
    Asano, would you leave us
    for about three minutes?
[01:30] ---
    I'd like to speak with your four friends here.
[01:33] ---
    You know. Just a little chat.
[01:36] ---
    Go on, Asano. What's three minutes?
[01:49] ---
    What's going on?
[01:51] ---
    You may enter, Asano.
[01:57] ---
    Ren! Seo!
[02:00] ---
    Kill the E Class, kill the E Class,
    kill the E Class...
[02:04] ---
    What--What did you...
[02:06] ---
    I just fanned the flames
    of their hatred, that's all.
[02:10] ---
    It only takes a whispered word or three
[02:12] ---
    for those "connections" of yours to collapse.
[02:16] ---
    The strength I teach is nothing so fragile.
[02:20] ---
    I'll handle the end-of-term exams.
[02:24] ---
    Without strength,
    you lack both meaning and merit.
[02:28] ---
    I'll teach you exactly that--from square one.
[02:45] ---
    You're all I think about
[02:48] ---
    Starting not to see anything else
[02:51] ---
    I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[02:56] ---
    Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[02:59] ---
    I've spared no effort since then
[03:01] ---
    Should be over my problems by now
[03:05] ---
    I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[03:09] ---
    And just when I get warmed up
[03:12] ---
    Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[03:17] ---
    Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[03:23] ---
    Thousands, tens of thousands
    of times I've given form to my feelings

[03:28] ---
    Driven them in,
    thrown them in--but all you do is run

[03:34] ---
    Question, question: what
[03:36] ---
    Question, question: on earth
[03:39] ---
    Question, question: did I
[03:42] ---
    Ever know about you anyway?
[03:45] ---
    Question, question: why
[03:47] ---
    Question, question: is it
[03:50] ---
    Question, question: you are
[03:53] ---
    So close and yet so far away?
[04:02] ---
    "11th Period: End-of-Term Time/2nd Period"
    "by Kotaro Takebayashi"
[04:07] ---
    For as long as I can remember,
[04:09] ---
    my house has been a classroom.
[04:12] ---
    My father the teacher... and I his student.
[04:16] ---
    And when he had nothing
    in particular to teach me,
[04:19] ---
    we didn't talk at all.
[04:28] ---
    Oh, stop here, please.
[04:31] ---
    Yes, sir.
[04:33] ---
    Hey.
[04:35] ---
    Good to see you're as well as ever.
[04:37] ---
    This town, though--
    Change is in the air. I can feel it.
[04:41] ---
    Times like this, I stand to
    make a good sum of money...
[04:45] ---
    ...so here's some pocket change for you, too.
[04:49] ---
    For your favorite game of chance.
[04:53] ---
    That's the only way you can
    feel the joy of being alive--
[04:56] ---
    though I am the one who taught you that.
[05:00] ---
    Just a moment, here--
[05:02] ---
    Could you repeat that?
[05:04] ---
    I need another billion.
[05:07] ---
    This assassination is
    really warming up now, no?
[05:09] ---
    Who knows what could happen.
[05:13] ---
    I must consider the risks to my students...
[05:16] ---
    ...and it costs money to keep secrets.
[05:19] ---
    I've lived here a long time, so I can tell:
[05:22] ---
    You're moving ahead
    with some kind of major plans.
[05:26] ---
    But that doesn't mean--
[05:27] ---
    Enough, Sonokawa.
[05:28] ---
    How many times are we going to be
    shaken down for more hush money?
[05:32] ---
    By the time March rolls around,
    we'll have paid him more than the bounty!
[05:36] ---
    Remember, he's graciously
    allowing us to use this school.
[05:42] ---
    Wire it to my account, if you please.
[05:47] ---
    What shrewd instincts.
[05:50] ---
    Even picked up on the final
    assassination project in progress here.
[05:54] ---
    He's quite a man,
[05:56] ---
    having the entire Ministry of Defense
    in the palm of his hand.
[06:00] ---
    All right, now for
    an overview of the past year.
[06:04] ---
    Next up is the classwork battle.
[06:07] ---
    Are you prepared to take the top spot, Karma?
[06:09] ---
    "Tentacle"
    Are you prepared to take the top spot, Karma?
[06:10] ---
    "Tentacle"
    Gee, I dunno. Idiots like me don't understand hard stuff.
[06:15] ---
    For your first-term midterms,
[06:17] ---
    I gave everyone the goal
    of making the top fifty.
[06:22] ---
    I apologize for that.
    I was too impatient for results,
[06:26] ---
    and I didn't count on
    your opponents being so strong.
[06:29] ---
    But things are different now.
    You've matured in brain and spirit.
[06:34] ---
    You should be able to meet your goals
[06:36] ---
    in the face of any plot or setback.
[06:38] ---
    With heads held high,
    you will all come in the top fifty,
[06:41] ---
    you will receive your tickets
    back to the main campus,
[06:45] ---
    and you will graduate as the E Class.
[06:48] ---
    If only it were that easy.
[06:50] ---
    Huh?
[06:51] ---
    The A Class has a new teacher--
[06:54] ---
    and you won't believe who it is.
[06:57] ---
    As of today, I'll be taking over your lessons.
[07:00] ---
    Good luck, A Class.
[07:03] ---
    So that's what it's come to.
[07:06] ---
    Honestly, I want no part
    of his brainwashing education.
[07:10] ---
    His weird charisma,
    controlling people with a word or a glance...
[07:13] ---
    His teaching skills put him on a par
    with our Mach-20 Koro Sensei.
[07:17] ---
    Nrrrgh!
[07:18] ---
    If he's their teacher...
[07:21] ---
    ...they've probably already
    lost the will to defy him.
[07:26] ---
    It's ten times easier than our usual lessons...
[07:29] ---
    ...but twenty times faster!
[07:32] ---
    Hashizume, Tanaka, Fujii, Kondo, Okuno--
    you seem a little behind.
[07:38] ---
    Huh?
[07:39] ---
    How can he tell with his back to us?!
[07:41] ---
    I-It's just too fast!
[07:44] ---
    Maybe if we were at the Big Five's level,
    but this is impossible for us!
[07:48] ---
    You think it's impossible
[07:50] ---
    because you don't understand
    what it means to fight.
[07:53] ---
    Why don't we talk in
    the hallway for three minutes?
[07:57] ---
    Let's have a little chat.
[08:04] ---
    Kill the E Class,
    kill the E Class, kill the E Class...
[08:08] ---
    Kill the E Class,
    kill the E Class, kill the E Class...
[08:11] ---
    You study not just for your own sake.
[08:15] ---
    You will grow even more powerful
    than the E Class has become
[08:18] ---
    and demolish them.
[08:21] ---
    When the lower grades see you,
    the A Class, doing just that,
[08:25] ---
    they'll know you were right
[08:28] ---
    and devote themselves to joining your ranks.
[08:31] ---
    Your actions will boost the level of humanity.
[08:35] ---
    Oh, and Asano? You can go home
    and study on your own.
[08:40] ---
    With your skills, you'll keep the top spot
    if you just stay on your guard.
[08:44] ---
    I'll be the one to lead everyone upward.
[08:52] ---
    You know, they're kind of similar,
[08:54] ---
    the principal and Koro Sensei.
[08:56] ---
    How so?
[08:57] ---
    They both have extraordinary powers,
    but are regular teachers.
[09:02] ---
    With the principal's quick wits,
[09:05] ---
    he could have been prime minister
    or a business bigshot.
[09:08] ---
    But he's devoted himself
    to education at just one academy.
[09:12] ---
    No wonder he's so unrelenting.
[09:16] ---
    Huh? It's Asano.
[09:19] ---
    What do you want?
[09:20] ---
    You're not the kind of guy
    who'd run recon on us.
[09:26] ---
    It pains me to say this... but I have a request.
[09:32] ---
    I'll cut to the chase. That monster...
[09:36] ---
    I want you to kill him.
[09:39] ---
    Not physically, of course.
    Kill his educational policies.
[09:47] ---
    His education policies? Like... how?
[09:50] ---
    Easy. I want you, the E Class,
    to dominate the top spots
[09:54] ---
    in the next end-of-term exams.
[09:56] ---
    I'll be in first, of course,
[09:59] ---
    but excellent grades mean nothing
    coming from an excellent student.
[10:02] ---
    For detritus like you
    to show up the A Class, though...
[10:06] ---
    ...that's how we ruin his stance on education.
[10:09] ---
    Asano, I've heard about the
    chilly relationship between you two.
[10:14] ---
    Are you saying... you want us
    to deny your father's methods
[10:17] ---
    and turn away from him?
[10:19] ---
    Don't misunderstand.
[10:21] ---
    "Be strong enough
    to kick even your father down."
[10:24] ---
    Or so I've been taught...
    and now it's time to put it into practice.
[10:29] ---
    I don't know about anyone else,
    but that's our relationship.
[10:32] ---
    But that's not the case
    for the other, lesser students.
[10:37] ---
    Right now, A Class is hell.
[10:44] ---
    That's all for today.
[10:49] ---
    Remember to review.
[10:55] ---
    --Kill the E Class, kill the E Class, kill the E Class...
    --With their hatred for the E Class their only support,
[11:00] ---
    he's making them study beyond their limits!
[11:02] ---
    If they win like that...
[11:04] ---
    ...it'll be the only method
    they'll trust from now on.
[11:08] ---
    You can only gain so much strength
[11:10] ---
    in hating, scorning, misleading your foes.
[11:14] ---
    Even opponents like you
    will still give them trouble.
[11:17] ---
    They'll still be my flunkies in high school.
[11:20] ---
    But if my flunkies' strength is lopsided,
[11:22] ---
    I can't rule the ruler.
[11:26] ---
    Sometimes defeat can... open some eyes.
[11:30] ---
    So please: Show my friends
    and my father a proper defeat.
[11:39] ---
    He's not hiding his arrogant nature
[11:42] ---
    because he's speaking from his heart.
[11:45] ---
    This big ball of pride
    named Asano is bowing to us.
[11:49] ---
    He's really, truly worried
    about someone who's not him.
[11:54] ---
    Huh? Is this any time to be
    worried about someone else?
[11:57] ---
    You're not taking first place--I am.
[12:02] ---
    I told you: next time the E Class
    won't go easy on you.
[12:06] ---
    I'll be number one, with the rest
    of the E Class right under me.
[12:10] ---
    I'd say tenth place
    would look good on you, Asano.
[12:12] ---
    Ooh, Karma said it! He's taking first place!
[12:15] ---
    Just don't let it turn out
    like it did last time.
[12:19] ---
    At least try to do better than me, huh?
[12:23] ---
    Asano,
[12:25] ---
    we've been trying our best to win all along,
[12:28] ---
    and we'll do it this time, too.
[12:30] ---
    That's how it's always been
    for us and the A Class.
[12:33] ---
    We're happy if we win, frustrated if we lose.
[12:36] ---
    No need for ranks beyond that.
[12:38] ---
    Isn't that enough?
[12:41] ---
    We'll do our best so you can all be glad
[12:44] ---
    you had the chance to take us on.
[12:47] ---
    Don't think too much--
[12:50] ---
    Just come at us like you want
    to kill us. That's what makes it fun.
[12:55] ---
    How amusing. Then I'll fight
    with my gloves off, too.
[13:01] ---
    Th-These are all for the math exam?!
[13:05] ---
    Yeah, the principal said to
    put together the hardest questions
[13:08] ---
    out of all this material.
[13:10] ---
    And this is a junior-high exam?!
[13:12] ---
    You could get into
    a mediocre college with this!
[13:15] ---
    How high is he trying to
    raise the students' level, anyway?
[13:19] ---
    Hmm?
[13:20] ---
    Ah, it's unusual to see you here.
[13:24] ---
    I haven't done anything wrong, Koro Sensei.
[13:27] ---
    Yes, I know. You'll go with
    orthodox methods till the very end.
[13:32] ---
    You wouldn't resort to
    cheap tricks this late in the game.
[13:36] ---
    This will most likely
    be our last education battle.
[13:40] ---
    A thank-you for not rejecting
    my presence, for accepting me here.
[13:47] ---
    Koro Sensei, this is the first school
    you've taught at, correct?
[13:51] ---
    "Educator" "I Am a Teacher!!" "Instructor"
    How can you tell?
[13:53] ---
    "Educator" "I Am a Teacher!!" "Instructor"
    You're a bit amateurish.
[13:56] ---
    You won't say a word
    about why you became a teacher...
[14:01] ---
    Perhaps you'll tell me once I win.
[14:04] ---
    There's not much to tell.
[14:07] ---
    Broadly speaking, there are only two reasons
[14:10] ---
    a person feels the desire to teach something:
[14:14] ---
    Either he wants to pass on his successes
[14:16] ---
    or he wants to pass on his failures.
[14:19] ---
    "Social Studies" "Structure of the Kamakura Shogunate"
[14:20] ---
    "Social Studies" "Structure of the Kamakura Shogunate"
    Which is it for you, Principal Asano?
[14:28] ---
    Well, now.
[14:30] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
    "by Kaede Kayano"
[14:35] ---
    The second-term finals were one week away.
[14:39] ---
    We studied our butts off.
[14:41] ---
    We asked Koro Sensei's clones
    anything we didn't understand.
[14:45] ---
    Koro Sensei had his hands so full,
[14:48] ---
    his clones got really bent out of shape.
[14:55] ---
    Then the day of battle arrived.
[15:00] ---
    Kill the E Class,
    kill the E Class, kill the E Class...
[15:04] ---
    Hell of a look in their eyes.
[15:06] ---
    The A Class is probably
    psyching themselves up.
[15:09] ---
    Can you beat 'em, Karma?
[15:11] ---
    Who knows?
[15:12] ---
    If any of them really do plan to kill me,
    that might slow me down.
[15:16] ---
    It was time for the fated
    showdown between students
[15:20] ---
    whose bloodlust had been
    cultivated by two monsters.
[15:24] ---
    We'd slay each other on paper!
[15:30] ---
    If we get shoddy results here...
[15:30] ---
    "English"
    If we get shoddy results here...
[15:32] ---
    ...we probably won't be able
    to hold our heads high
[15:35] ---
    even if we do pull off the assassination.
[15:39] ---
    The assassination classroom,
[15:41] ---
    where we kill and our teacher teaches.
[15:44] ---
    And just as he taught us,
    we've found our second blades.
[15:49] ---
    If we can't tell our target as much,
[15:52] ---
    we can't graduate!
[15:57] ---
    Time's up!
[16:02] ---
    It's no good... I couldn't get through 'em.
[16:04] ---
    Not only are the questions hard,
    there are too many of them!
[16:08] ---
    The listening comprehension test was insane.
[16:10] ---
    Even Professor Bitch
    doesn't have that kind of vocabulary!
[16:14] ---
    Only the first exam,
    and we're already this exhausted.
[16:16] ---
    And English was my best subject!
[16:20] ---
    Uh-oh. These exams are the real deal.
[16:25] ---
    "Social Studies"
[16:27] ---
    "Social Studies"
    The grade-average line must be far lower than ever before.
[16:28] ---
    The grade-average line must be far lower than ever before.
[16:33] ---
    To get a perfect score...
[16:35] ---
    If one person in our grade
    manages it, it'd be a miracle.
[16:38] ---
    Which means these exams will
    make our standings perfectly clear!
[16:42] ---
    Take that!
[16:44] ---
    "Science"
[16:44] ---
    "Science"
    So how's the A Class doing?
[16:47] ---
    I peeked in on 'em during the break,
[16:49] ---
    and boy, were they seething.
[16:56] ---
    Single-mindedly concentrating
    like crazy people!
[16:58] ---
    I guess that's how strong
    the power of hatred can be.
[17:01] ---
    "Japanese"
    Never mind that--look out!
[17:03] ---
    We have ourselves to worry about!
[17:14] ---
    Ritsu?!
[17:16] ---
    I heard all about it.
    We all gotta come in the top fifty.
[17:21] ---
    Who are you?
[17:22] ---
    Oh, it's the fake Ritsu.
[17:25] ---
    The real Ritsu broke it down like this:
[17:25] ---
    "Fake Ritsu" "Last Midterm Rank: 88th out of 186"
    The real Ritsu broke it down like this:
[17:28] ---
    Reaching that goal hinges on lower-scorers like me working hard.
[17:28] ---
    "Justice Kimura: 91st out of 186" "Hiroto Maehara: 101st out of 186"
    Reaching that goal hinges on lower-scorers like me working hard.
[17:30] ---
    "Hinata Okano: 108th out of 186" "Sosuke Sugaya: 126th out of 186"
    Reaching that goal hinges on lower-scorers like me working hard.
[17:37] ---
    We're just gonna have to do it!
[17:38] ---
    Begin!
[17:40] ---
    With the unusual number
    and difficulty of these questions,
[17:43] ---
    you have to decide how to
    pace yourself the second you see them.
[17:47] ---
    If you hesitate about where to strike...
[17:49] ---
    "Mathematics"
    If you hesitate about where to strike...
[17:50] ---
    "Mathematics"
    ...you'll be cornered before you know it.
[17:54] ---
    Seems the one we were
    most worried about is doing all right.
[18:01] ---
    Is Terasaka for real?
[18:03] ---
    It's a die probability problem.
[18:05] ---
    He's crushing it by using brute force
[18:07] ---
    to go through all the
    potential answers one by one.
[18:10] ---
    Aren't you supposed to
    use a combination equation?
[18:13] ---
    Nah, that's a good strategy
    for a simple, honest lunkhead like him.
[18:17] ---
    If you hesitate while
    fishing around for efficiency,
[18:20] ---
    sometimes it's faster to score the first strike
[18:22] ---
    and crush them all
    the second you see the question.
[18:26] ---
    "Tentacle" "Terasaka's Math Notes"
[18:27] ---
    "Tentacle" "Terasaka's Math Notes"
    When you have this and this here,
[18:29] ---
    "Tentacle" "Terasaka's Math Notes"
    don't hesitate--use the strategy I've just taught you.
[18:32] ---
    Simplicity is your forte.
[18:35] ---
    A feat of strength like this
    suits you best! Squish squish!
[18:38] ---
    That damn octopus!
[18:40] ---
    Just 'cause I'm an idiot
    don't mean he can treat me like one!
[18:42] ---
    We could stand to learn from his dorkiness.
[18:45] ---
    Yeah.
[18:46] ---
    We are the End Class, after all!
[18:49] ---
    No time for acting cool--
    we gotta do it quick and dirty!
[18:53] ---
    Zero in on your target's weakness.
[18:56] ---
    You can weaken it in one round
    if you hit it enough!
[18:58] ---
    Even if you don't get the right answer...
[19:01] ---
    ...if your approach is correct...
[19:04] ---
    ...you can at least pick up...
[19:06] ---
    ...partial credit!
[19:10] ---
    All right! That probably did the trick!
[19:12] ---
    No time to review! Move on! Next!
[19:24] ---
    Hey, now--
[19:25] ---
    "Find the general formula for a[n] as defined"
    Hey, now--
[19:26] ---
    "Find the general formula for a[n] as defined"
    recurrence relations, right before the end?!
[19:27] ---
    "in the following recurrence-relation sequence }."
    recurrence relations, right before the end?!
[19:29] ---
    I thought it only existed in rumors.
[19:32] ---
    For it to show up on a junior-high exam...!
[19:37] ---
    Yikes! Mayday, mayday!
[19:39] ---
    M-My ammo's not ready!
[19:51] ---
    It's not working!
[19:56] ---
    Karma!
[20:08] ---
    You have to take it to a particular solution.
[20:11] ---
    I taught you how last week.
[20:14] ---
    In addition to their classes,
[20:16] ---
    this time I had the students
    teach each other their best subjects.
[20:19] ---
    By teaching someone else,
    you deepen your own understanding
[20:24] ---
    and, more than anything, strengthen teamwork.
[20:25] ---
    "Russo-Japanese Convention" "Japanese History"
    and, more than anything, strengthen teamwork.
[20:27] ---
    It had an immediate effect
    on Karma in particular.
[20:30] ---
    It patched over his gaps
    and gave him a more perfect finish.
[20:33] ---
    But that Asano boy's an overachiever, too.
[20:37] ---
    Yes.
[20:39] ---
    No longer the one responsible
    for improving his class,
[20:42] ---
    he put those efforts into
    polishing his own blade instead.
[20:47] ---
    That's another way to respond to strength.
[20:50] ---
    Even I don't know which is better.
[21:04] ---
    Everyone just calm down and solve it.
[21:07] ---
    You should at least get partial credit.
[21:09] ---
    I'll get all your full-marks answers.
[21:22] ---
    Now, then...
[21:24] ---
    How shall I finish him off?
[21:41] ---
    The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:47] ---
    If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
    I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:58] ---
    And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
    The multiplying footsteps,
    the view from my window:

[22:14] ---
    As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
    They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
    It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
    Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:37] ---
    I'll gather up
    and go through all of the things

[22:42] ---
    Scattered beneath the waning moon

12 - Think Outside the Box Time

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[00:06] ---
    "As in the figure to the right, the crystalline structure"
[00:07] ---
    "known as a body-centered cubic unit consists of"
[00:08] ---
    "known as a body-centered cubic unit consists of"
    The math exam's final problem.
[00:09] ---
    "multiple cubes a having sides 1 arranged periodically,"
    The math exam's final problem.
[00:10] ---
    "with an atom at each vertex and at each cube's center."
    The math exam's final problem.
[00:11] ---
    "with an atom at each vertex and at each cube's center."
    Half of our grade couldn't even make it this far.
[00:12] ---
    "Most alkaline metals, including Na and K,"
    Half of our grade couldn't even make it this far.
[00:14] ---
    "are body-centered cubic units."
    Half of our grade couldn't even make it this far.
[00:15] ---
    "are body-centered cubic units."
    The other half arrived in the nick of time,
[00:16] ---
    "Focusing on atom A[0] in a body-centered cubic unit,"
    The other half arrived in the nick of time,
[00:17] ---
    "of all the points within the space,"
    The other half arrived in the nick of time,
[00:19] ---
    "the domain D[0] consists of the set of points closer to A[0]"
    already lacking the energy needed to solve it all the way.
[00:21] ---
    "than to any other atom. Find the volume of D[0]."
    already lacking the energy needed to solve it all the way.
[00:23] ---
    The only ones capable of getting
    full marks in the time remaining...
[00:35] ---
    ...were these two.
[00:51] ---
    You're all I think about
[00:54] ---
    Starting not to see anything else
[00:57] ---
    I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:02] ---
    Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:05] ---
    I've spared no effort since then
[01:07] ---
    Should be over my problems by now
[01:11] ---
    I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[01:15] ---
    And just when I get warmed up
[01:18] ---
    Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[01:23] ---
    Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[01:29] ---
    Thousands, tens of thousands
    of times I've given form to my feelings

[01:34] ---
    Driven them in,
    thrown them in--but all you do is run

[01:40] ---
    Question, question: what
[01:42] ---
    Question, question: on earth
[01:45] ---
    Question, question: did I
[01:48] ---
    Ever know about you anyway?
[01:51] ---
    Question, question: why
[01:53] ---
    Question, question: is it
[01:56] ---
    Question, question: you are
[01:59] ---
    So close and yet so far away?
[02:08] ---
    "12th Period: Think Outside the Box Time"
    "by Manami Okuda"
[02:17] ---
    What was it Nagisa always used to say?
[02:22] ---
    Aw... How can two fellow humans
    have such a gap between them?
[02:28] ---
    I guess you've got
    different talents, huh, Karma.
[02:32] ---
    Easy for you to say...
[02:34] ---
    If you ask me, I'm not sure
    which of us is the real genius here.
[02:39] ---
    What we call "talent" is
    the part of us that others can't see.
[02:45] ---
    Like Sugino,
    who can slide right in with people.
[02:50] ---
    Like Okuda, who can totally
    lose herself in something she loves.
[02:55] ---
    Like Terasaka, who can act
    without giving it a single thought.
[03:00] ---
    "My Plan (Secret)"
    From where I stand, those are all talents.
[03:03] ---
    Everyone has this
    talented domain that I can't see,
[03:08] ---
    so in that sense, we're all the same.
[03:12] ---
    The issue here... is whether I can
    see this problem with my own talent.
[03:19] ---
    Oh, man--I *definitely
    *won't have enough time for this.
[03:26] ---
    Atoms, body-centered cubic units...
[03:30] ---
    I can't let these
    unnecessary details throw me off.
[03:33] ---
    Once I get down to the essentials, it's simple:
[03:35] ---
    "the domain D[0] consists of the set of points closer to A[0]
    than to any other atom. Find the volume of D[0]."
[03:38] ---
    Find the volume of your own domain
[03:41] ---
    here in this box, surrounded by enemies.
[03:54] ---
    When both sides are evenly matched,
[03:57] ---
    their attacks meet in the middle.
[04:00] ---
    So from there inward is my domain!
[04:10] ---
    Gotcha. You won't be sneaking
    into my domain anytime soon.
[04:16] ---
    Eight enemies surround
    the inside of this cube.
[04:20] ---
    So if I find the volume of
    the eight areas I've sealed off
[04:24] ---
    and subtract it from the cube, I'm left with...
[04:27] ---
    A[0]--my domain!
[04:34] ---
    Once I lock down this space,
    I'll have the correct answer!
[04:42] ---
    Ruling over this space:
    the perfect theme for me!
[04:50] ---
    A different kind of ruler--not like my father.
[04:54] ---
    Right now, he's obsessed with proving that
[04:57] ---
    his own "rational education" is correct.
[05:01] ---
    It may break a person,
    but it will not educate them.
[05:05] ---
    I'll set him straight and
    give him a piece of my mind!
[05:10] ---
    To take control--
[05:12] ---
    That is my duty as a son!
[05:17] ---
    There it is!
[05:18] ---
    The volume of one of the
    sealed-off areas is an aggregate
[05:21] ---
    of one hexagonal
    and three triangular pyramids!
[05:35] ---
    "multiple cubes a having sides
    1 arranged periodically"
[05:37] ---
    Hang on... This doesn't call
    for any tough math at all!
[05:44] ---
    It's separated out into this one little cube,
[05:47] ---
    but if this is an atomic crystal,
[05:51] ---
    there'll be more of the same
    structure outside this cube, too.
[05:56] ---
    Which means...
[05:58] ---
    ...the world doesn't end here!
[06:02] ---
    And from where I stand,
    everyone has their own talent
[06:08] ---
    and their own domain,
[06:10] ---
    so everyone's the same...
[06:14] ---
    All I could see from inside the box
    was mere fragments of everyone.
[06:20] ---
    Just as I claim my own domain,
    everyone else will claim theirs.
[06:27] ---
    We're all the same size,
    the same distance apart.
[06:32] ---
    If we're all cut from the same box,
[06:35] ---
    those eight contiguous boxes
    can be broken up
[06:37] ---
    into the same proportion,
[06:39] ---
    so each person's fragment
    accounts for one-eighth.
[06:44] ---
    The box holds a whole me
[06:47] ---
    and one-eighth each
    from eight people's fragments.
[06:52] ---
    In other words, inside this cube
[06:55] ---
    the ratio of me to the
    other eight has got to be 1 to 1.
[07:00] ---
    And if it's 1 to 1 inside the box,
[07:03] ---
    the volume of the domain
    I can claim is up to half the cube!
[07:13] ---
    Well, geez... This is primary-school stuff!
[07:27] ---
    No need for drawn-out
    calculations or complex diagrams.
[07:33] ---
    If you just tweak to the fact that
    there's a world outside yourself...
[07:38] ---
    "Final Problem"
    "Karma Akabane: 20/20 points"
[07:41] ---
    Time's up!
[07:44] ---
    Asano... the test is over.
[07:47] ---
    "(cube's volume) - 8"
[07:49] ---
    One more line...
[07:52] ---
    Dammit--and I knew the answer, too!
[07:55] ---
    "Final Problem"
    "Gakushu Asano: 17/20 points"
[07:58] ---
    And so the surging wave of our
    end-of-term exams receded at last.
[08:06] ---
    Now then, class,
[08:08] ---
    I'll be returning your compiled exam papers.
[08:11] ---
    Did your second blades
    manage to reach their targets?
[08:19] ---
    "Tentacle"
[08:21] ---
    No grumbling about
    a point here or there, now.
[08:25] ---
    Were your scores this time
[08:27] ---
    good enough to get you
    into the top fifty overall?
[08:31] ---
    The main campus will be posting
    the overall ranks right about now,
[08:36] ---
    so let's start with
    ranks here in the E Class, too.
[08:40] ---
    "Tentacle"
[08:43] ---
    "Second End-of-Term Exam: Top 50"
[08:50] ---
    "Second End-of-Term Exam: Top 50"
[08:53] ---
    I-I--
[08:55] ---
    "44: Sosuke Sugaya" "46: Ryoma Terasaka"
[08:56] ---
    "44: Sosuke Sugaya" "46: Ryoma Terasaka"
    I'm 46th?!
[08:58] ---
    Isn't Terasaka dead last in the E Class?
[09:01] ---
    If Terasaka came in 46th...
[09:04] ---
    ...then that means...
[09:07] ---
    We did it!
[09:09] ---
    "5: Kotaro Takebayashi" "6: Meg Kataoka"
    We did it!
[09:10] ---
    "7: Yukiko Kanzaki" "8: Ren Sakakibara"
    We pulled down the Big Five in the battle for top spot, too--
[09:11] ---
    "5: Kotaro Takebayashi" "6: Meg Kataoka"
    We pulled down the Big Five in the battle for top spot, too--
[09:12] ---
    "5: Kotaro Takebayashi" "6: Meg Kataoka"
    practically a perfect win!
[09:13] ---
    "3: Rio Nakamura" "4: Yuma Isogai"
    practically a perfect win!
[09:14] ---
    "3: Rio Nakamura" "4: Yuma Isogai"
    And first place is Karma for once!
[09:14] ---
    "1: Karma Akabane" "2: Gakushu Asano"
    And first place is Karma for once!
[09:15] ---
    And first place is Karma for once!
[09:18] ---
    How does it feel, Karma,
    to go after that first-place rank
[09:20] ---
    on such a high-level battleground... and win?
[09:23] ---
    Um, whatever, I guess.
[09:27] ---
    It seems your battle against
    the perfection-boasting Asano
[09:30] ---
    came down to that final math problem.
[09:34] ---
    About that... I'm not sure exactly why,
[09:38] ---
    but I don't think I could've solved it
    if I hadn't spent this year with you all.
[09:43] ---
    That's the kind of problem it was.
[09:45] ---
    It sure was a slog getting to
    this point, though, huh?
[09:48] ---
    Our most fervent wish--after a
    successful assassination, anyway!
[09:51] ---
    We really did beat the A Class!
[09:54] ---
    We can go to our first-pick schools!
[09:56] ---
    Girls will be throwing themselves at us!
[09:58] ---
    Go, us!
[09:59] ---
    Yay! Girls everywhere!
[10:02] ---
    Feels like a final episode to me.
[10:03] ---
    Hey! It can't end yet!
[10:07] ---
    You feeling okay, Takebayashi?
[10:09] ---
    Yeah, it's just...
[10:10] ---
    So much happened since
    I dropped down to the E Class,
[10:14] ---
    but I'm glad I stayed.
[10:16] ---
    Aw, why so glum, chum?
[10:18] ---
    --'Sweird comin' from you! Ha ha ha!
    --Yeah, leave the ugly mugs to Terasaka.
[10:21] ---
    Say what?!
[10:22] ---
    Terasaka, you're choking him!
[10:24] ---
    "Tentacle"
    Terasaka, you're choking him!
[10:24] ---
    "Tentacle"
    Well?
[10:26] ---
    "Tentacle"
    I think I can get into my dream school with this.
[10:29] ---
    "Tentacle"
    For architecture, was it?
[10:31] ---
    Yeah. That's why I want a
    high school that's big on the sciences.
[10:36] ---
    Hmm.
[10:37] ---
    Boy, those A-Class twerps must be
    white as sheets right about now!
[10:42] ---
    I bet they never thought they'd lose to us!
[10:45] ---
    For their part, the A Class did well
    on the first half of the exams.
[10:50] ---
    But it seems more and more
    students got hung up
[10:53] ---
    on the tougher problems
    in the second batch of subjects.
[10:57] ---
    Well, sure. You can't keep
    your bloodlust going for that long.
[11:02] ---
    Even with daily assassination training,
[11:04] ---
    it's rough staying in that
    frame of mind for a whole day.
[11:08] ---
    If you want to dope with bloodlust,
    cramming won't work.
[11:13] ---
    You have to nurture it
    slowly but surely, over time.
[11:17] ---
    How? To lose--after all we went through?
[11:21] ---
    With your studying, you couldn't win.
[11:24] ---
    That's all it comes down to...
[11:26] ---
    ...although the scores I earned
    are nothing to brag about, either.
[11:31] ---
    I'll make good use of this frustration,
    that's for damn sure.
[11:35] ---
    Even in high school, I'll keep winning,
[11:37] ---
    and looking for ways to let you win as well.
[11:41] ---
    So, please...
[11:44] ---
    ...lend me your support in turn.
[11:46] ---
    Asano...
[11:47] ---
    Asano...
[11:50] ---
    Can you still say that,
[11:52] ---
    now that the battle on which
    you bet your life is over?
[11:58] ---
    Principal Asano, sir!
[12:01] ---
    Life is always a great unknown.
[12:04] ---
    Will losing a battle
    mean losing your life as well?
[12:08] ---
    You never know until the battle's over.
[12:12] ---
    That's why you have all
    needed to keep on winning.
[12:16] ---
    I have an obligation to teach you as much.
[12:20] ---
    I'll get your brains better
    by graduation time, all right.
[12:24] ---
    Principal Asano?
[12:26] ---
    It's clear to us now.
[12:29] ---
    With these current methods,
    we can't beat the E Class.
[12:35] ---
    The E Class and Asano here--
    both grew stronger through defeat.
[12:39] ---
    Our strength is no match for
    the flexible strength they have.
[12:44] ---
    We apologize for falling short of our goal.
[12:48] ---
    If you wish, you may
    send us down to the E Class.
[12:53] ---
    I have the feeling we can learn
    and grow more there.
[12:59] ---
    You have your answer, sir.
[13:04] ---
    Asano!
[13:07] ---
    Asano!
[13:11] ---
    That look on your face--
    like you're glitching out.
[13:14] ---
    I might just be seeing the
    fatherly side of you at last.
[13:21] ---
    --I'm fine.
    --If you'll excuse us, sir.
[13:34] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
    "by Karma Akabane"
[13:41] ---
    All right, students--
[13:42] ---
    You've formally received your
    qualifications to move out of the E Class.
[13:47] ---
    So is anyone looking to leave this mountain?
[13:50] ---
    Of course not!
[13:51] ---
    We found our second blades--
    This is when it gets serious!
[13:56] ---
    What other environment
    is this suited to an assassination?
[14:02] ---
    Gluttons for punishment, eh?
[14:04] ---
    Then for your reward this time,
    I'll tell you my weakn--
[14:16] ---
    The school building!
[14:18] ---
    Prepare to vacate the premises.
[14:20] ---
    Principal Asano!
[14:22] ---
    The Board made the decision this morning:
[14:25] ---
    We're tearing down
    this old campus building today.
[14:28] ---
    I'll have you move to the
    new campus of our affiliate school
[14:32] ---
    opening next school year.
[14:34] ---
    Until graduation, you will help us
    performance-test the building.
[14:38] ---
    A new campus?!
[14:40] ---
    With a surveillance system
    and an anti-escape system
[14:43] ---
    drawn from correctional facilities,
[14:45] ---
    they can study in an environment
    akin to a more civilized prison.
[14:49] ---
    The new E Class: the culmination
    of my educational theories.
[14:54] ---
    B-But moving us now?
[14:56] ---
    No way! We wanna graduate
    from this campus!
[15:01] ---
    You'll carry out your educational vision
    to the very end, won't you.
[15:04] ---
    Indeed.
[15:05] ---
    But make no mistake:
    You are no longer useful to my education.
[15:11] ---
    And this...
[15:13] ---
    This is where I kill you.
[15:14] ---
    "Notice of Dismissal"
    This is where I kill you.
[15:17] ---
    K-Koro Sensei's walking papers?!
[15:20] ---
    He actually went there:
    He played his forbidden ace in the hole!
[15:24] ---
    "Koro-Labor Union"
[15:24] ---
    "Koro-Labor Union" "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #31: Downsizing"
[15:25] ---
    "Koro-Labor Union" "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #31: Downsizing"
    Th-That's wrongful dismissal!
[15:26] ---
    It works hilariously well on this octopus.
[15:30] ---
    Can a super-creature even stage a protest?
[15:33] ---
    And so you won't jump to any conclusions,
[15:35] ---
    this is nothing but a tool to control my target.
[15:39] ---
    I have come, Koro Sensei,
[15:42] ---
    "Stop the Firings!" "And the salary's low, too!"
    I have come, Koro Sensei,
[15:42] ---
    "Stop the Firings!" "And the salary's low, too!"
    to kill you once and for all.
[15:46] ---
    You are... no longer necessary
    for my education, you see.
[15:51] ---
    Are you serious?
[15:52] ---
    I know you're superhuman and all,
[15:55] ---
    but our octopus won't go down
    quite as easily as you think.
[16:00] ---
    Hold off the demolition for now.
    I have some work to do inside.
[16:10] ---
    Where'd that notice of dismissal come from?
[16:12] ---
    What could Principal Asano be thinking?
[16:16] ---
    Now, then, Koro Sensei...
[16:18] ---
    If you don't want to be fired,
[16:21] ---
    if you want to protect this classroom,
[16:24] ---
    I'll have you join me in a little gamble.
[16:27] ---
    A gamble?
[16:29] ---
    I've prepared five subjects' worth of
    test questions and five hand grenades.
[16:34] ---
    Four of them are anti-Sensei grenades;
    one works on humans.
[16:39] ---
    They're the real deal.
[16:42] ---
    They are identical in appearance and smell,
[16:44] ---
    and made such that, once their pins are pulled,
[16:47] ---
    they'll explode the moment their handles rise.
[16:50] ---
    I've pulled their pins
[16:52] ---
    and placed them carefully between
    random pages in the test books,
[16:55] ---
    handles in place.
[16:57] ---
    You will open the book and
    solve the problem at the top right.
[17:02] ---
    As soon as he opens it,
    the handle will pop up and--
[17:05] ---
    Yes--he'll almost certainly
    be hit with an explosion.
[17:09] ---
    But he can't move an inch
    until he solves that problem.
[17:13] ---
    You'll handle the first four books,
    while I'll take the last one.
[17:21] ---
    If you manage to kill me
    or force me to withdraw,
[17:25] ---
    I will permit you
    and the E Class to remain here.
[17:29] ---
    Let's see... Ah, Terasaka.
[17:33] ---
    Use a formula to find
    Koro Sensei's odds of winning.
[17:38] ---
    An anti-Sensei grenade explosion
    won't kill you...
[17:43] ---
    "1st Book"
[17:43] ---
    "1st Book"
    To do that, we'd need to save the real grenade till the end.
[17:45] ---
    "2nd Book"
    To do that, we'd need to save the real grenade till the end.
[17:46] ---
    "3rd Book"
    To do that, we'd need to save the real grenade till the end.
[17:47] ---
    "4th Book"
    To do that, we'd need to save the real grenade till the end.
[17:48] ---
    "5th Book"
    To do that, we'd need to save the real grenade till the end.
[17:49] ---
    4/5 times 3/4 times 2/3 times
    1/2 equals 1/5. Twenty percent.
[17:58] ---
    Correct!
[17:59] ---
    But the octopus has to take
    four deadly grenades in a row,
[18:04] ---
    and you can just safely
    tap out soon as it gets ugly.
[18:07] ---
    This is ridiculously unfair!
[18:10] ---
    Terasaka...
[18:12] ---
    You'll find that the world
    is just one injustice after another.
[18:16] ---
    Especially between the weak and the strong.
[18:19] ---
    That's why I've taught you
    to be the strong ones.
[18:24] ---
    So will you give it a try?
[18:27] ---
    It's also a test of how serious you are
    about your chosen profession.
[18:32] ---
    If I were you, I'd jump right in.
[18:38] ---
    Of course. Let's do it.
[18:42] ---
    He threatens dismissal and concocts a gamble
[18:42] ---
    "Tentacle"
    He threatens dismissal and concocts a gamble
[18:44] ---
    "Tentacle"
    that's clearly in his favor.
[18:47] ---
    "Tentacle"
    But there's no backing down.
[18:50] ---
    Mathematically, it has better odds
    than any of our other attempts.
[18:56] ---
    To be one of the strong--
    that's the mightiest blade.
[18:59] ---
    Truly, the principal's assassination!
[19:02] ---
    Open and solve, then close--
    do it all at once and it won't explode.
[19:07] ---
    With your speed, it may even be easy.
[19:11] ---
    Y-Yes, of co--of course!
[19:13] ---
    "Geometry II"
[19:32] ---
    Planar calculations!
[19:33] ---
    Um, well, that's an easy one--
    it's, you know, that thing,
[19:37] ---
    where you borrow from the tens
    to get 3 with 4 left over,
[19:40] ---
    or, say, about 3 or so--
[19:46] ---
    Just like with that metal ring puzzle,
[19:48] ---
    I know how your reaction-and thinking
    speed drop when you're flustered.
[19:52] ---
    You can't get past this trap.
[19:56] ---
    Koro Sensei...
[19:58] ---
    First one is a hit. Make it through
    three more and you win.
[20:03] ---
    "Notice of Dismissal"
    Now solve the next, before you recover.
[20:08] ---
    You're kiddin' me!
    He can't take three more of those!
[20:11] ---
    Is he really gonna get taken down
    by such a simple setup?
[20:15] ---
    The weak can only kill
    the strong through assassination,
[20:19] ---
    but the strong can kill the weak
    whenever and however they like.
[20:24] ---
    I will pepper the nation
    with mechanisms to teach this truth.
[20:29] ---
    With my money from the Ministry of Defense
    and the bounty from killing you,
[20:33] ---
    I can build my affiliate schools
    all over the country.
[20:36] ---
    It's always about education with him.
[20:39] ---
    "Training"
    "Social Studies" "History"
[20:42] ---
    Now, Koro Sensei...
[20:45] ---
    ...be the cornerstone of my philosophy.
[21:02] ---
    The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:07] ---
    If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:13] ---
    I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:19] ---
    And slowly drew me in
[21:24] ---
    The multiplying footsteps,
    the view from my window:

[21:35] ---
    As I drifted along, expressionless
[21:41] ---
    They spilled out of my hands
[21:45] ---
    It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[21:52] ---
    Until I touched it with my own hands
[21:57] ---
    I'll gather up
    and go through all of the things

[22:03] ---
    Scattered beneath the waning moon
[22:22] ---
    Surprise!
[22:22] ---
    "Tell Us, Kunudon!"
    Surprise!
[22:23] ---
    "Tell Us, Kunudon!"
    Tell us, Kunudon!
[22:26] ---
    Phew! That school festival
    was a real white-knuckler,
[22:29] ---
    but it looks like the E Class
    is finally down for the count!
[22:32] ---
    Show's over!
[22:37] ---
    Nah-nah! Riffraff! Garbage!
[22:39] ---
    Serves you right!
[22:44] ---
    Oh!
[22:45] ---
    Mr. Principal, sir, what brings you here?
[22:50] ---
    "Notice of Dismissal: Kunudon"
[22:50] ---
    "Notice of Dismissal: Kunudon"
    Notice of dismissal!
[22:52] ---
    I'm... going to the E Class?!
[22:55] ---
    Reemployment refugee! Yay!

13 - Let Live Time

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[00:06] ---
    The second-term exams
    culminated in our crushing victory.
[00:10] ---
    But then our
    disapproving principal showed up,
[00:14] ---
    and, hiding behind a notice
    of Koro Sensei's dismissal,
[00:17] ---
    challenged our teacher to a one-sided wager.
[00:20] ---
    Now, Koro Sensei...
    be a cornerstone of my philosophy.
[00:29] ---
    "Training"
[00:38] ---
    "Training"
[00:43] ---
    Okay: opened, solved, and closed!
[00:47] ---
    I more or less remember
    which questions are on which page
[00:50] ---
    in this particular series of test books.
[00:53] ---
    Math was the only challenge.
[00:55] ---
    I'd lent that one out to a student
    for so long that I'd forgotten.
[00:58] ---
    Oh!
[00:59] ---
    You just *happened
    *to have memorized the books
[01:02] ---
    I just happened to bring?
[01:04] ---
    Heavens, no!
[01:05] ---
    I've memorized all of Japan's test books.
[01:09] ---
    "No moving out of the blast radius
    until you've solved the problem"?
[01:13] ---
    A rule like that is no trouble
    for a passionate educator.
[01:17] ---
    Here I thought you understood me,
[01:21] ---
    but it seems your students' defeat has unnerved you.
[01:21] ---
    "For Exams & Review!" "Exercise Problems" "Japanese"
    but it seems your students' defeat has unnerved you.
[01:26] ---
    You've dug your own grave
    with this simplistic assassination.
[01:31] ---
    The last book... It's your turn.
[01:36] ---
    What's it feel like, having your own
    death right before your eyes?
[01:42] ---
    That grand kaleidoscope glimpsed
    in the moments before death...
[01:46] ---
    What could be flashing through
    that perfect mind of yours?
[01:52] ---
    Sir!
[01:53] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Cram School"
    Oh, sir!
[01:55] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Cram School"
    Mr. Asano!
[01:56] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Cram School"
[02:11] ---
    You're all I think about
[02:14] ---
    Starting not to see anything else
[02:17] ---
    I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[02:22] ---
    Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[02:25] ---
    I've spared no effort since then
[02:27] ---
    Should be over my problems by now
[02:31] ---
    I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[02:35] ---
    And just when I get warmed up
[02:38] ---
    Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[02:43] ---
    Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[02:49] ---
    Thousands, tens of thousands
    of times I've given form to my feelings

[02:54] ---
    Driven them in,
    thrown them in--but all you do is run

[03:00] ---
    Question, question: what
[03:02] ---
    Question, question: on earth
[03:05] ---
    Question, question: did I
[03:08] ---
    Ever know about you anyway?
[03:11] ---
    Question, question: why
[03:13] ---
    Question, question: is it
[03:16] ---
    Question, question: you are
[03:19] ---
    So close and yet so far away?
[03:28] ---
    "13th Period: Let Live Time"
    "by Yuzuki Fuwa"
[03:32] ---
    Two monsters took up teaching
    at the same school:
[03:37] ---
    one to repent of his strength,
[03:40] ---
    one to repent of his weakness.
[03:46] ---
    Couldn't get me again today, Ikeda.
[03:49] ---
    A deal's a deal.
    Be a good boy and study today.
[03:54] ---
    Dang! You're a real beast, Mr. Asano!
[03:59] ---
    Hey, Mr. Asano,
[04:01] ---
    why'd you start a cram school
    in this abandoned schoolhouse
[04:03] ---
    up on this mountain, anyway?
[04:05] ---
    Didn't you graduate from a top school overseas
[04:06] ---
    with loads of credentials?
[04:09] ---
    Feels like a waste of talent and money to me.
[04:12] ---
    And a waste of energy making it up here.
[04:14] ---
    "Finding the Area of a Circle"
    And a waste of energy making it up here.
[04:14] ---
    "Finding the Area of a Circle"
    Nothing is for naught in this world of ours, Nagai.
[04:17] ---
    Nothing is for naught in this world of ours, Nagai.
[04:17] ---
    This mountain path is perfect
    for training up your physical strength.
[04:21] ---
    Urk...
[04:22] ---
    And the money?
    This place is in the red, isn't it?
[04:25] ---
    Don't worry, Mori.
    My stocks will make up for the deficit.
[04:30] ---
    With my skill, they'll make money
    even with minimal attention.
[04:34] ---
    This month, I'm about
    500 thousand in the black.
[04:36] ---
    The perfect superhuman!
[04:38] ---
    You may be perfect,
    but you're crazy into teaching.
[04:41] ---
    Just how do you intend
    to educate us, anyway?
[04:44] ---
    Simple: Just grow into good students.
[04:49] ---
    But the bar for "good"
    is different for everyone.
[04:52] ---
    Ikeda's high spirits are good.
[04:55] ---
    Mori's cleverness--that's good.
[04:58] ---
    And Nagai's diligence is good.
[05:00] ---
    But in order to make each
    of your good points even better,
[05:04] ---
    As your teacher, I need to
    get to know all of the "good" in you.
[05:08] ---
    I'm only perfect because I have to be!
[05:12] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Cram School"
[05:13] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Cram School"
    The private cram school was off to a good start.
[05:16] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Cram School"
    Those three were the first students of my inaugural term.
[05:20] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Cram School"
    In the quiet of the mountain, I could cultivate their strengths
[05:23] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Cram School"
    to my heart's content.
[05:25] ---
    The ideal education of my dreams...
[05:30] ---
    Ow!
[05:31] ---
    Hey, I gave you a heads-up!
    Get outta the way, slowpoke!
[05:35] ---
    We're barely out of class,
    and just look. You're so rowdy!
[05:38] ---
    I'm gonna be a basketball player!
[05:41] ---
    --How could anyone just study all the time?
    --Ow ow ow...
[05:44] ---
    A fine dream, Ikeda!
[05:46] ---
    How about a little...
[05:49] ---
    ...one-on-one?
[05:51] ---
    What do you say?
[05:53] ---
    Ulp... Like I could win
    against a perfect superhuman!
[05:57] ---
    Well, I do have abilities
    you haven't yet been given...
[06:02] ---
    ...just like not everyone
    has the strengths you do.
[06:09] ---
    Sorry, Nagai.
[06:11] ---
    It's okay.
[06:13] ---
    Everyone has faults.
[06:16] ---
    I would tend to those faults,
[06:17] ---
    cultivating people who could let their strengths
[06:19] ---
    shine to the fullest in society one day.
[06:22] ---
    I put everything I had into my lesson plans.
[06:27] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Cram School"
[06:27] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Cram School"
    The students were coming along well in just one short year.
[06:34] ---
    What's this?
[06:35] ---
    "Mission Accomplished!"
    What's this?
[06:36] ---
    "Mission Accomplished!"
    A kunugi oak-leaf tie clip!
[06:38] ---
    "Mission Accomplished!"
    We pooled our money together to buy it.
[06:41] ---
    "Mission Accomplished!"
    It's probably peanuts compared to what you make on your stocks.
[06:44] ---
    "Mission Accomplished!"
    Yep. I made another 7 million yesterday.
[06:47] ---
    "Mission Accomplished!"
    He could've kept that to himself.
[06:50] ---
    But... this is lovely.
[06:54] ---
    We all got into our first-choice junior highs...
[06:56] ---
    We couldn't have done it
    without you, Mr. Asano.
[06:58] ---
    Yeah!
[06:59] ---
    When I grow up, I'll be a real good guy,
    and I'll come see you!
[07:05] ---
    This is already enough.
    You've grown into such good students.
[07:11] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Cram School"
[07:12] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Cram School"
    When they saw my résumé and my track record,
[07:15] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Cram School"
    more parents started entrusting their children to me.
[07:18] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Cram School"
    Three years later, the cram school was booming.
[07:23] ---
    "Rikuto Ikeda"
[07:24] ---
    "Rikuto Ikeda"
    Oh! What's it been, three years?
[07:28] ---
    Good to hear from you, Ikeda!
[07:30] ---
    Long time no see, sir! Sounds like
    you're at the top of your game!
[07:34] ---
    More or less. What's up?
[07:36] ---
    Oh, nothing really.
    Just wondering how you were doing.
[07:41] ---
    Same as always.
[07:43] ---
    What about you? Not running wild
    and causing trouble, I hope.
[07:47] ---
    'Course not! I'm a solid hunk of caring,
    just like you taught me!
[07:53] ---
    You sound busy. I'll call later.
[07:56] ---
    Maybe buy me a nice dinner
    with your investment money, eh? Bye!
[08:04] ---
    I have an errand in his
    neck of the woods next week.
[08:08] ---
    Maybe I'll stop by.
[08:14] ---
    "In Mourning"
[08:19] ---
    "In Mourning"
    A suicide, they said.
[08:21] ---
    There were some nasty older kids
    on his squad, I heard.
[08:24] ---
    Beat him up, of course, but took
    a fair amount of money off him, too.
[08:28] ---
    He'd had a reputation as such a
    sweet boy since junior high, too...
[08:32] ---
    Don't you think, you know...
[08:34] ---
    ...he should have maybe
    stood up for himself a little?
[08:39] ---
    What on earth had I been teaching?
[08:42] ---
    Cultivating good students?
[08:45] ---
    Dying in three years--
    do you call that a good student?!
[08:49] ---
    If I don't build strong students...
    this will all have been for nothing.
[08:56] ---
    But then what is "strong," anyway?
[09:01] ---
    If I'm going to teach it,
[09:03] ---
    I'll need to get to know all of it.
[09:07] ---
    Things happened fast from there.
[09:10] ---
    I learned all there was
    about all sorts of strengths.
[09:13] ---
    I sweet-talked the men who killed my student,
[09:16] ---
    leading them to become
    ruined gambling addicts.
[09:21] ---
    I honed my brainwashing techniques on them.
[09:27] ---
    I opened another school.
[09:29] ---
    The campus that symbolized my weakness
[09:32] ---
    would serve as a lesson to the weak.
[09:36] ---
    Strong. I needed only to make them strong.
[09:40] ---
    Strong students who could survive,
    if push came to shove,
[09:43] ---
    even if it meant sacrificing others.
[09:48] ---
    And to that end...
[09:50] ---
    ...I would need more money, more staff.
[09:53] ---
    If it could serve my education, I would use it.
[09:56] ---
    All to produce even one more of the strong.
[10:02] ---
    And now, both the weak
    and the strong have left my side,
[10:08] ---
    and all I have before me is death.
[10:12] ---
    Well, Principal Asano?
    Will you open the final book?
[10:17] ---
    No matter how superb you may be,
    opening a grenade-filled test book
[10:21] ---
    will not end well.
[10:23] ---
    Hey, this was your wager.
[10:25] ---
    If you don't wanna die,
    just gracefully admit defeat!
[10:29] ---
    Yikes!
[10:30] ---
    And besides, we don't care
    if you fire Koro Sensei!
[10:35] ---
    It'll be sad to leave this place behind,
[10:37] ---
    but we'll go where Koro Sensei goes.
[10:40] ---
    Even if it means leaving home
    or holing up in some mountain,
[10:45] ---
    we'll keep the assassination classroom
    going till March.
[10:49] ---
    This year's E Class has been a constant
    thorn in the side of my education...
[10:56] ---
    How many times now have I seen
    such bald-faced opposition?
[11:03] ---
    Koro Sensei,
[11:05] ---
    under my educational philosophy,
[11:07] ---
    you could very well destroy the earth
[11:10] ---
    and it wouldn't matter.
[11:16] ---
    Once the earth is gone,
    the end will visit upon everyone equally.
[11:22] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Cram School"
    My students won't be the only ones suffering defeat.
[11:27] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Cram School"
    That is one of my philosophy's ideals.
[11:31] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Cram School"
[11:40] ---
    Have you forgotten my molt?
[11:43] ---
    Your once-monthly trick, eh?
[11:46] ---
    Why didn't you use it on yourself?
[11:49] ---
    I was saving it for you.
[11:52] ---
    If I'd won, there's no doubt
    you'd have opted to blow yourself up.
[11:58] ---
    How can you be so sure what I'd do?
[12:02] ---
    Because we have so much in common.
[12:05] ---
    "Tentacle"
    Both stubborn education fiends,
[12:08] ---
    aiming for perfection in teaching
    even if it means using your own life.
[12:13] ---
    I talked to your old
    cram-school students during the exams.
[12:18] ---
    About their impressions of you
    as a teacher, about what happened...
[12:21] ---
    The educational ideals I pursue
[12:24] ---
    are identical to yours a dozen years back.
[12:28] ---
    Where I've been lucky,
    compared to you, is with the E Class.
[12:33] ---
    Because there are a fair number of students
[12:36] ---
    and because they share
    the same circumstances,
[12:38] ---
    they came together to withstand training
[12:41] ---
    and can ask each other for advice
    without holding things in.
[12:44] ---
    And, Principal Asano, it's none other
    than you who made this E Class.
[12:52] ---
    You've unconsciously been
    carrying on the ideal education
[12:56] ---
    you came up with long ago.
[12:59] ---
    I'm the only one this knife can kill.
[13:02] ---
    We do not teach the theft of human life.
[13:06] ---
    You and I share the same ideals:
[13:09] ---
    not a killing education, but one that lets live.
[13:12] ---
    Let's keep on following through
    with our ideal education.
[13:17] ---
    Playing outside is fine,
    but not playing hooky, Ikeda.
[13:21] ---
    Hmph! Kids are all about
    bein' active, not studyin'!
[13:25] ---
    Hmm. Well, how about this?
[13:29] ---
    You can attack me once a day,
    whenever you like.
[13:33] ---
    If you can hit me,
    I'll let you skip class that day.
[13:36] ---
    Seriously? Promise?
[13:39] ---
    Yep.
[13:40] ---
    You gotta see it through
    to the end, Mr. Asano!
[13:43] ---
    No runnin' off halfway!
[13:47] ---
    My philosophy is always correct.
[13:50] ---
    I've turned out a great number of
    strong students these past dozen years.
[13:55] ---
    But now you've acknowledged
    my system as well,
[14:00] ---
    so I will deign to
    permit this E Class to remain.
[14:06] ---
    Still can't simply admit defeat, I see.
[14:10] ---
    Oh, and...
[14:12] ---
    May I come by and kill you now and then?
[14:16] ---
    Of course.
[14:17] ---
    That knife suits a worthy rival well.
[14:26] ---
    The perfect façade is crumbling...
[14:29] ---
    I can tell by your face
    you've lost again, Father.
[14:32] ---
    Did you need something, Asano?
[14:35] ---
    Just thought I'd come
    cheer up my loser father
[14:38] ---
    by asking for compensation for this
[14:40] ---
    along with a grade-A prime Kobe steak.
[14:44] ---
    Aha...
[14:46] ---
    Take me to court on
    domestic violence charges if you like.
[14:50] ---
    You'll never win against me,
    no matter how much you grow.
[14:55] ---
    What makes you say that?
[14:57] ---
    Because I'll keep growing, too. As an educator
[15:02] ---
    and as a parent.
[15:05] ---
    By the way, sir...
[15:06] ---
    Where's our reward for the exams?
[15:09] ---
    Oh, right!
[15:11] ---
    I promised to tell you
    my crucial weakness, didn't I?
[15:16] ---
    In fact, I have surprisingly little power.
[15:18] ---
    "Can be captured if everyone holds him down"
    In fact, I have surprisingly little power.
[15:20] ---
    "Can be captured if everyone holds him down"
    I'm too specialized for speed.
[15:21] ---
    I'm too specialized for speed.
[15:22] ---
    When I'm at a standstill, even a single human
[15:24] ---
    can hold back one of my tentacles.
[15:27] ---
    So if we all locked down
    all of your tentacles...
[15:31] ---
    ...we could stop you from moving?
[15:35] ---
    If we could do that,
    this woulda been a cakewalk!
[15:38] ---
    You only told us 'cause you knew
    it was impossible, octopus!
[15:40] ---
    Hmm. No luck, eh?
[15:42] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Second Season" "by Karma Akabane"
    Hmm. No luck, eh?
[15:43] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Second Season" "by Karma Akabane"
    The trick is to pretend you're grabbing a slime eel.
[15:48] ---
    A drama festival?!
[15:50] ---
    "Drama Festival!"
    Now, when we're about to take high-school entrance exams?
[15:53] ---
    "Drama Festival!"
    I complained to Asano about it at the student council meeting,
[15:57] ---
    but he shot back,
[15:59] ---
    It's training to memorize lines and
    stage directions in a short period of time.
[16:04] ---
    All part of Kunugigaoka
    Junior High educational policies.
[16:07] ---
    Besides, it's you guys. You'll figure it out.
[16:08] ---
    "Budgeting" "After performances, return to classrooms"
    Besides, it's you guys. You'll figure it out.
[16:12] ---
    Nice.
[16:14] ---
    Nagisa! Nagisa!
[16:15] ---
    "Sada Abe: This is Mine"
    You play the lead!
[16:18] ---
    "Sada Abe: This is Mine"
    Not another dodgy suggestion...
[16:21] ---
    What about you, Kayano?
[16:23] ---
    The kids were really into
    your play at the preschool.
[16:27] ---
    --Huh? But I--
    --Like that'll work with a junior-high audience!
[16:30] ---
    They ain't gonna see themselves
    in some pint-sized player!
[16:34] ---
    Hah!
[16:35] ---
    I'd like to work on props.
[16:39] ---
    Okay, so for our main staff,
[16:41] ---
    we have Mimura the director,
[16:43] ---
    and Hazama'd make a good writer.
[16:45] ---
    As for our leads...
[16:47] ---
    --I want to play the lead.
[16:49] ---
    --Yeah, right! You, a state secret?
    --I want to play the lead.
[16:51] ---
    We can't be putting a huge
    grown-up on stage anyway!
[16:54] ---
    B-But I've always wanted
    to be the lead in a play!
[16:57] ---
    And I want to stand on
    the same stage with you all!
[17:00] ---
    Sure. I've got just the thing.
[17:02] ---
    A play that'll satisfy the wishes
    of both assassins and target!
[17:07] ---
    Okay, here's our chance!
[17:09] ---
    Let's whip those main-campus mooks
    into a storm of excitement!
[17:15] ---
    Let's see...
[17:17] ---
    Next up is the E Class.
[17:18] ---
    Let's just sneer at 'em while we eat.
[17:25] ---
    A peach.
[17:30] ---
    According to the sonogram,
[17:33] ---
    there's a baby growing inside.
[17:37] ---
    The old man's eyes lit up
[17:40] ---
    as he instantly realized
    the value of this peach.
[17:44] ---
    How marvelous! A rarity, indeed!
    The media'll be all over this one!
[17:49] ---
    If I put this on display,
    I'll be rich for the rest of my life!
[17:53] ---
    Eh?
[17:54] ---
    Divorce papers.
[17:56] ---
    The old woman had been
    wavering over whether to leave him.
[18:00] ---
    But the old man's disregard
    for children's rights
[18:02] ---
    along with his cruel words--
[18:04] ---
    "Script"
    along with his cruel words--
[18:05] ---
    "Script"
    "I" and "my," not "we" and "our"--
[18:08] ---
    "I" and "my," not "we" and "our"--
[18:09] ---
    made up her mind at last.
[18:13] ---
    The furrow that had formed between them
    over thirty years of marriage
[18:17] ---
    was like the river where she did the washing.
[18:22] ---
    The stifling air between them
    was like the carbon dioxide
[18:26] ---
    from burning mountain firewood.
[18:28] ---
    This peach is all mine.
[18:31] ---
    I'm the head of the household--
[18:34] ---
    I decide how to divide our shared property!
[18:38] ---
    Lawyers.
[18:40] ---
    We represent your wife. Any further
    communication must go through us.
[18:45] ---
    About the peach...
    As your marriage had failed long ago,
[18:50] ---
    the cut-off date for
    dividing your assets is long past.
[18:54] ---
    Add in reparations for emotional harassment,
[18:56] ---
    and one peach isn't going to cut it.
[18:59] ---
    Thirty years of harsh words
    and actions directed at the old lady.
[19:03] ---
    "Diary" "Bank Book"
    He'd stopped bringing in a living wage a while back.
[19:07] ---
    "Diary" "Bank Book"
    She had plenty of evidence.
[19:09] ---
    "Diary" "Bank Book"
    The old man had no hope of winning in court.
[19:12] ---
    "Illegal Drugs"
    The old man had no hope of winning in court.
[19:13] ---
    "Illegal Drugs"
    The local men he'd hired to intimidate her
[19:15] ---
    The local men he'd hired to intimidate her
[19:16] ---
    were hauled off by the police.
[19:20] ---
    The old lady brought the peach
    to her new home.
[19:24] ---
    She felt bright and cheerful,
    like her life had been laundered.
[19:28] ---
    --Her new life with the peach had begun.
[19:30] ---
    --One, two, one, two... hooray!
    --Her new life with the peach had begun.
[19:41] ---
    A dog, a monkey, a pheasant.
[19:44] ---
    It seems they're being trained to attack people.
[19:47] ---
    The wild animals ate their food
    and innocently followed orders.
[19:53] ---
    The only evil one was the old man,
    tainted by his lust for wealth.
[19:58] ---
    Perhaps the demon island
    Onigashima is inside us after all...
[20:04] ---
    The peach child will be born soon.
[20:08] ---
    Will he, too, host a demon one day?
[20:16] ---
    Th--
[20:18] ---
    That's heavy!
[20:19] ---
    It totally ruined my appetite!
[20:23] ---
    Funny how words can leave marks.
[20:28] ---
    I'm the lead! The lead!
[20:31] ---
    That blasted E Class!
[20:35] ---
    My school has wound up
    right in this creature's tentacles.
[20:41] ---
    But the E Class won't end
    quite so happily ever after.
[20:47] ---
    With what I've heard
    from the Ministry of Defense
[20:50] ---
    and from my own experience here...
[20:55] ---
    I'm the only one who can
    predict what will happen next.
[21:00] ---
    --Come on!
    --Can you still be a teacher...
[21:01] ---
    --Hurry up already!
    --Can you still be a teacher...
[21:03] ---
    ...in the wake of the biggest storm ever?
[21:19] ---
    The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:24] ---
    If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:30] ---
    I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:35] ---
    And slowly drew me in
[21:41] ---
    The multiplying footsteps,
    the view from my window:

[21:52] ---
    As I drifted along, expressionless
[21:58] ---
    They spilled out of my hands
[22:02] ---
    It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:09] ---
    Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:14] ---
    I'll gather up
    and go through all of the things

[22:20] ---
    Scattered beneath the waning moon
[22:39] ---
    Surprise!
[22:40] ---
    Not-Needed Kunudon!
[22:40] ---
    "Tell Us, Kunudon!"
    Not-Needed Kunudon!
[22:41] ---
    "Not-Needed Kunudon!"
    Not-Needed Kunudon!
[22:43] ---
    "Sake for Good Boys & Girls"
[22:44] ---
    With the school infighting over,
    he had served his purpose
[22:48] ---
    and was sent to the E Class.
[22:50] ---
    Get away from me, y'riffraff!
[22:53] ---
    I ain't like the rest o' you!
[22:55] ---
    Three cheers for unemployment!
[22:56] ---
    "Goodbye, Kunudon! (Societally Speaking)"
    Three cheers for unemployment!
[22:58] ---
    "Goodbye, Kunudon! (Societally Speaking)"
    Goodbye, Kunudon!

14 - Secret Identity Time

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[00:07] ---
    Yesterday's drama festival was fun, wasn't it?
[00:10] ---
    Sugino gave a really
    enthusiastic performance, huh?
[00:13] ---
    I didn't know he could make such an evil face.
[00:15] ---
    I tried too hard thinking about
    co-starring with Kanzaki.
[00:19] ---
    She probably hates me after
    seeing my face like that, though.
[00:23] ---
    That's not true, Sugino.
[00:25] ---
    I thought it was really cool that you could act.
[00:28] ---
    Seriously? Maybe I'll quit baseball
    and become an actor!
[00:32] ---
    Pitchers need to be able to act, too.
[00:35] ---
    I'm happy to see my students
    show unexpected talents.
[00:57] ---
    You're all I think about
[01:00] ---
    Starting not to see anything else
[01:03] ---
    I'll win your heart for sure--I swear
[01:08] ---
    Me, not cool? Oh, that old tale
[01:11] ---
    I've spared no effort since then
[01:13] ---
    Should be over my problems by now
[01:17] ---
    I'm brimming with confidence: I can do it
[01:21] ---
    And just when I get warmed up
[01:24] ---
    Yeah, I get knocked down like this every time
[01:29] ---
    Your scathing, serious voice cuts me
[01:35] ---
    Thousands, tens of thousands
    of times I've given form to my feelings

[01:40] ---
    Driven them in,
    thrown them in--but all you do is run

[01:46] ---
    Question, question: what
[01:48] ---
    Question, question: on earth
[01:51] ---
    Question, question: did I
[01:54] ---
    Ever know about you anyway?
[01:57] ---
    Question, question: why
[01:59] ---
    Question, question: is it
[02:02] ---
    Question, question: you are
[02:05] ---
    So close and yet so far away?
[02:14] ---
    "14th Period: Secret Identity Time"
    "by Sumire Hara"
[02:18] ---
    Oh no...
[02:20] ---
    Everything fell out
    and made a huge mess, huh?
[02:22] ---
    Yeah, my hand slipped while I was cleaning...
[02:26] ---
    These are the beads we used
    for the river in the play.
[02:28] ---
    We borrowed them from a prop company.
[02:31] ---
    It's fine. Let's pick them up together.
[02:33] ---
    Thanks!
[02:35] ---
    I didn't want to get in the way
    of everyone making assassination plans.
[02:39] ---
    I see. So this is why you stepped out.
[02:45] ---
    I'll help you, too.
[02:48] ---
    Can we count on you, then?
[02:53] ---
    His back is completely defenseless.
[02:56] ---
    But if we could get him under these conditions,
[02:59] ---
    we wouldn't have had to
    work so hard this past year.
[03:03] ---
    Something smells fishy.
[03:05] ---
    Oh, during the school festival,
    we smoked food here.
[03:12] ---
    We had a lot of different school events, huh?
[03:14] ---
    Yeah. But once we
    clean this up, they'll all be over.
[03:19] ---
    It really brings back memories.
[03:21] ---
    Like when Koro Sensei
    first came to the E Class...
[03:26] ---
    Back then, you kids
    were complete amateurs, huh?
[03:29] ---
    I failed at the beginning.
[03:32] ---
    And Sugino couldn't do it, either.
[03:33] ---
    After that, Karma came, and he
    didn't know much about Koro Sensei,
[03:37] ---
    so he asked you, right, Nagisa?
[03:39] ---
    I got really impatient when Itona came along...
[03:42] ---
    I thought Itona'd get him first.
[03:47] ---
    Okajima hid something like this again?
[03:51] ---
    I got to do a lot of different things
    in this classroom, too.
[03:57] ---
    It's fun, but a little depressing.
[03:59] ---
    I'm a terrible swimmer.
[04:01] ---
    Once I put my mind to something,
    I just keep on rolling.
[04:05] ---
    Not even your closest friends
    get to see your true blade.
[04:11] ---
    I'll keep trying to kill you.
[04:14] ---
    With a jiggly blade.
[04:18] ---
    I have others, too, you know.
[04:37] ---
    You didn't notice, did you?
[04:39] ---
    Not this whole time.
[04:45] ---
    A pitfall?
[04:48] ---
    I love you, Koro Sensei.
[04:53] ---
    Please die.
[04:57] ---
    Kayano...
[05:00] ---
    I was always watching.
[05:02] ---
    Different assassins tried and failed.
[05:06] ---
    The most effective of
    what they used was a simple pitfall!
[05:14] ---
    An anti-me pool!
[05:16] ---
    I have to... get above ground... quickly...!
[05:19] ---
    I'm good, aren't I?
[05:21] ---
    I studied the pattern of your tentacles
    from the best seat in the house for a year!
[05:35] ---
    One more attack!
[05:38] ---
    Oh, no!
[05:51] ---
    Koro Sensei!
[05:52] ---
    What in the world was that just now?
[06:05] ---
    Kayano...?
[06:07] ---
    What's with those tentacles?
[06:10] ---
    Aw man, I attacked with all I had, too.
[06:13] ---
    I can't believe I let him get away.
    I must have underestimated him.
[06:18] ---
    Kayano, what in the world...?
[06:21] ---
    Sorry, Kaede Kayano's not my real name.
[06:25] ---
    I'm Aguri Yukimura's little sister.
[06:29] ---
    You understand now, don't you?
[06:31] ---
    Murderer.
[06:33] ---
    Yukimura...
[06:37] ---
    Kayano's face after she stopped acting
[06:40] ---
    looked cruel, as if it
    belonged to someone else.
[06:45] ---
    It's no use crying over spilt milk.
[06:47] ---
    I have to reset.
[06:50] ---
    I'll try to kill you
    again tomorrow, Koro Sensei.
[06:52] ---
    I'll let you know where beforehand.
[06:55] ---
    Now that I've fought you
    tentacle-to-tentacle, I know for sure.
[07:00] ---
    I can definitely kill you as I am right now.
[07:16] ---
    Unthinkable.
[07:18] ---
    If she grew tentacles without any maintenance,
[07:21] ---
    she would have been
    under constant hellish pain.
[07:23] ---
    There's no way she could bear it
    without having it show on her face.
[07:27] ---
    Not only that, but she's
    Aguri Yukimura's little sister?
[07:31] ---
    Isn't that our old homeroom teacher?
[07:34] ---
    I thought I'd seen Kayano before somewhere.
[07:38] ---
    I remembered after seeing her with
    her hair down and her harsher expression.
[07:43] ---
    Do you remember Haruna Mase?
[07:45] ---
    The young acting prodigy
    who could easily take on any role.
[07:49] ---
    It's been a while since she
    left the entertainment business,
[07:52] ---
    and her hair and personality are
    completely different, so I didn't notice...
[08:00] ---
    Which is the real her?
[08:07] ---
    When I first entered
    the classroom, I was surprised.
[08:11] ---
    There was someone
    completely unexpected in there.
[08:15] ---
    Aguri Yukimura's little sister--
    real name: Akari Yukimura.
[08:21] ---
    She had infiltrated
    that classroom using a false name.
[08:25] ---
    After I realized who she was
    and investigated her private life,
[08:28] ---
    as I expected, she was hiding tentacles.
[08:32] ---
    She understood how the tentacles worked
    and how to use them in a short amount of time,
[08:37] ---
    so she must have great intellect,
[08:40] ---
    but what is even more
    miraculous is her tenacity.
[08:44] ---
    She didn't break a sweat at
    the maddening pain from the tentacles,
[08:48] ---
    and her mental fortitude
    allowed her to keep smiling for a year.
[08:53] ---
    She put on different faces
    for different occasions,
[08:56] ---
    and used her acting prowess to keep
    everyone from noticing her murderous intent.
[09:02] ---
    Her talent for assassination is head and
    shoulders above everyone else in the E Class.
[09:08] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Second Season"
    "by Kaede Kayano"
[09:25] ---
    I was just going to get her.
[09:29] ---
    We had a lot of catching up to do.
[09:32] ---
    I was taking an extended
    leave of absence from acting
[09:34] ---
    because of the wishes of my agency.
[09:37] ---
    People had stopped noticing me around town.
[09:42] ---
    It's a lot easier now.
[09:45] ---
    Maybe I should try getting a regular job.
[10:01] ---
    Sis...
[10:07] ---
    I was able to crawl in faster than
    the adults with my small frame.
[10:11] ---
    The sight that met my eyes there was...
[10:35] ---
    Sis...
[10:39] ---
    Sis! Sis!
[10:41] ---
    Sis! Come on, Sis!
[11:00] ---
    "I will withdraw for now, but I can take over as homeroom teacher
    for Kunugigaoka Junior High Class 3-E if you want."
[11:02] ---
    "I will discuss this with you at a later date."
    "From a super-destructive being"
[11:04] ---
    Next to her, there were vials of liquid.
[11:08] ---
    I found out later
    that they were tentacle seeds.
[11:12] ---
    I can't explain why I took one with me.
[11:16] ---
    But if there was a way to go up against
    that monster I had never seen before,
[11:21] ---
    it had to be in the vial.
    I understood that instinctively.
[11:25] ---
    Human-Tentacle Weapon Prototype.
    The type that can be implanted into humans.
[11:31] ---
    In exchange for great power was
    a hellish pain if maintenance was neglected.
[11:39] ---
    I didn't care.
[11:42] ---
    It was the same as when
    I decided to become an actor.
[11:45] ---
    Once I put my mind
    to something, I keep on rolling.
[11:48] ---
    This is the first time anyone's ever
    passed our transfer exam out of the blue...
[11:53] ---
    Let's see... Kaede Kayano.
[11:56] ---
    Thank you very much!
[11:58] ---
    A forged certificate of residence
[12:00] ---
    and the name of a bit part
    I once had in a made-for-TV movie.
[12:04] ---
    I'll play the part... perfectly...
[12:08] ---
    By the way, at this school, there's a class
    for students with delinquent behaviors--
[12:17] ---
    --right?
[12:21] ---
    If things went according to that note,
[12:23] ---
    the monster that murdered
    my sister and ran away
[12:26] ---
    would definitely come to
    Kunugigaoka's Class 3-E.
[12:31] ---
    Akari, you're so lucky you're cute.
[12:33] ---
    I'm jealous that you
    got those genes and I didn't.
[12:37] ---
    I'm jealous of you, too, Sis.
[12:39] ---
    The only thing we have in common
    is our black hair, huh?
[12:43] ---
    I'll change my hair color, too.
[12:46] ---
    I didn't know why that monster
    wanted to take over Sis's class.
[12:52] ---
    But there was only one thing
    I could do as her little sister--
[12:58] ---
    In order to prevent
    my revenge from being exposed,
[13:01] ---
    I had to stay completely in character.
[13:05] ---
    Oh, you must be...
[13:08] ---
    Yup, I transferred here today.
[13:14] ---
    Your hair sure is long.
[13:15] ---
    Oh, I want to cut it short,
    but there are reasons why I can't...
[13:21] ---
    Whether I stand out or not, I'll be watched.
[13:24] ---
    That's why I have to
    play around with the casting.
[13:27] ---
    To create a main character
    who stands out more than me,
[13:30] ---
    and devote myself to being a side character.
[13:33] ---
    Look, you're the same as me now!
[13:36] ---
    I'm Kaede Kayano. Nice to meet you!
[13:41] ---
    The tentacles asked me
[13:43] ---
    what I wanted to become...
[13:47] ---
    I answered...
[13:49] ---
    I want to be an assassin.
[13:52] ---
    I stifled my resentment and
    intense pain--all my true feelings.
[13:56] ---
    An assassin playing my part
    until I carried out my plan.
[14:04] ---
    I don't care if I die.
[14:06] ---
    As long as I get my revenge.
[14:09] ---
    As I thought. You don't follow directions.
[14:14] ---
    I even warned you to wait
    until my preparations were complete.
[14:19] ---
    What do you think you can do?
[14:22] ---
    You couldn't even take care
    of Itona and abandoned him.
[14:26] ---
    From the looks of it,
    your metabolic balance is off, as well.
[14:31] ---
    The fate of one who continues
    to use untamed tentacles...
[14:36] ---
    Mind your own business.
[14:38] ---
    I'm going to kill him by myself.
    Don't get in my way.
[14:46] ---
    Don't be so cold
[14:48] ---
    to your only big brother...
[14:54] ---
    I'll kill you!
[14:55] ---
    A brute like you!
[14:57] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    that's definitely Kayano.
[15:00] ---
    Wow, her expression and personality
    are completely different.
[15:04] ---
    No wonder she was able to
    hide her identity for almost a year.
[15:08] ---
    Kayano was friends with everyone,
[15:11] ---
    but she never let anyone get too close.
[15:14] ---
    She stayed close to me because she was
    using my murderous intent to hide her own.
[15:21] ---
    "My Plan (Secret)"
[15:22] ---
    Now that I think about it, the giant
    pudding was a dummy assassination, too.
[15:26] ---
    Because in this class, it would be
    suspicious if she didn't try anything.
[15:32] ---
    She was acting...
[15:34] ---
    ...as the cheerful, fun, and almost
    completely harmless Kaede Kayano.
[15:39] ---
    Koro Sensei, Kayano called you a murderer.
[15:47] ---
    What happened in the past?
[15:50] ---
    We've built up trust with you for
    so long now, so we won't doubt you.
[15:56] ---
    But you have to tell us about your past.
[16:03] ---
    If you don't, no one will be able
    to accept the current situation.
[16:07] ---
    That's where we're at right now.
[16:17] ---
    Very well.
[16:19] ---
    I'll tell you everything about my past.
[16:23] ---
    But before that, Kayano is
    an important member of the E Class.
[16:28] ---
    I will tell you when
    everyone in the class is together.
[16:34] ---
    "From: Kaede Kayano" "No Subject" "To Koro Sensei:
    Come to the field of zebra grass in the back hills at 7 p.m."
[16:48] ---
    So you came...
[16:50] ---
    Then, let's end this.
[16:56] ---
    Koro Sensei, I'm the one
    who gave you your name.
[17:01] ---
    I'm practically your mother,
    so I'll scold you and destroy you.
[17:04] ---
    Kayano, it is too dangerous
    to keep using those tentacles!
[17:08] ---
    If you do not remove them and get treated
    immediately, your life could be in danger!
[17:12] ---
    What are you talking about?
    They're in excellent condition.
[17:15] ---
    It's no use trying to make me
    lose my composure with a bluff.
[17:18] ---
    Kayano...
[17:20] ---
    Was it all an act?
[17:22] ---
    Even when we were having fun?
    Or overcoming trials together with everyone?
[17:29] ---
    It was all an act.
[17:30] ---
    I am an actor, after all.
[17:33] ---
    When Nagisa was defeated by Mr. Kataoka,
[17:36] ---
    I was so irritated,
    I wanted to join the fight, too.
[17:39] ---
    When I was kidnapped by delinquents
    and kicked by the Reaper,
[17:43] ---
    I was so angry, I wanted to kill them.
[17:46] ---
    But I bore it and acted like a frail girl.
[17:49] ---
    Because if my identity
    was found out before I killed him,
[17:51] ---
    I wouldn't be able to avenge my sister.
[17:54] ---
    Your sister... Miss Yukimura?
[17:58] ---
    It was so unfortunate that
    she was killed by Koro Sensei.
[18:02] ---
    She loved being a teacher.
[18:06] ---
    I heard a little about you all, too.
[18:09] ---
    Come on, you can all do it if you try!
[18:12] ---
    This E Class is a paradise
    overflowing with dreams and opportunities!
[18:17] ---
    Miss Yukimura...
[18:19] ---
    "Average" "Contemporary Japanese"
    Sometimes you wear really lame shirts.
[18:22] ---
    What? These are my best clothes!
[18:26] ---
    We know, Kayano.
[18:29] ---
    In March of our second year,
    we only had her for two short weeks,
[18:34] ---
    but she was a very
    passionate and good teacher.
[18:38] ---
    Would Koro Sensei kill
    Miss Yukimura just like that?
[18:42] ---
    He's never done anything
    that cruel in front of us before.
[18:47] ---
    Right? At least hear him out, Kaede.
[18:52] ---
    He was a teacher who even came all the way
    to my house when I was suspended.
[18:57] ---
    But are you really okay with this?
[19:01] ---
    I can't imagine that what you're doing now
    is the best way to solve this as an assassin.
[19:09] ---
    Your body probably feels hot,
    with just the nape of your neck cold.
[19:13] ---
    It's the abnormal metabolism characteristic
    of those with implanted tentacles.
[19:16] ---
    If you fight in that condition,
    you'll really be in trouble.
[19:19] ---
    You'll lose control
    with the heat and intense pain,
[19:22] ---
    and your life-force will be
    sucked out by the tentacles.
[19:25] ---
    Worst-case...
[19:29] ---
    Shut up. Outsiders should be quiet.
[19:33] ---
    No matter the weakness or shortcoming,
    if it's polished, it can become a weapon.
[19:37] ---
    You're the one who
    taught me that, Koro Sensei.
[19:40] ---
    If my body's so hot I can't bear it,
[19:42] ---
    then I'll make it even hotter
    and gather the heat in my tentacles!
[19:46] ---
    No! Any more and--!
[19:52] ---
    I'm in the best condition.
[19:55] ---
    My whole body's so sensitive that
    I won't miss any opening right now.
[20:00] ---
    Stop it, Kayano!
[20:01] ---
    This isn't right! I learned, too!
[20:05] ---
    That if you sacrifice yourself to kill someone,
    there won't be anything left behind!
[20:10] ---
    I'm not planning on sacrificing myself, Nagisa.
[20:14] ---
    I will just...
[20:16] ---
    ...kill this guy.
[20:20] ---
    Once I put my mind to something,
    I just keep on rolling.
[20:28] ---
    Wow...
[20:29] ---
    They're like volcanic bombs...
[20:31] ---
    Kayano... She's not acting?
    Those are her true feelings?
[20:37] ---
    I plucked off a piece! It's still moving!
[20:40] ---
    In a mere 10 or 15 seconds of full-out battle,
[20:43] ---
    her mind is already starting to
    be taken over by the tentacles...
[20:47] ---
    What's the matter, Koro Sensei?
[20:50] ---
    My head doesn't hurt anymore!
[20:52] ---
    The pain feels good now!
[20:55] ---
    It's too late if they've already
    taken her over that much.
[20:58] ---
    Whether or not she accomplishes her revenge,
[21:00] ---
    a few minutes after the end of the battle,
[21:03] ---
    I think she'll die.
[21:06] ---
    Is this...
[21:07] ---
    Is this really the assassination
    Kayano wanted to carry out?
[21:12] ---
    Come on! Die, Koro Sensei!
[21:16] ---
    Kayano...
[21:18] ---
    Die! Die! Die!
[21:22] ---
    Die! Die! Die!
[21:24] ---
    Koro Sensei... Kill me...
[21:28] ---
    Help me...!
[21:41] ---
    The moon that swims in the night sky
[21:47] ---
    If you stretch out your hand, you can reach it
[21:52] ---
    I went to touch it: it was warm
[21:58] ---
    And slowly drew me in
[22:03] ---
    The multiplying footsteps,
    the view from my window:

[22:14] ---
    As I drifted along, expressionless
[22:20] ---
    They spilled out of my hands
[22:24] ---
    It was rocking, swaying--I never knew
[22:31] ---
    Until I touched it with my own hands
[22:36] ---
    I'll gather up
    and go through all of the things

[22:42] ---
    Scattered beneath the waning moon

15 - Confession Time

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[00:06] ---
    Stop it, Kayano! This isn't right!
[00:09] ---
    I will just... kill this guy.
[00:14] ---
    Once I put my mind to something,
    I just keep on rolling.
[00:17] ---
    She's not acting? Those are her true feelings?
[00:21] ---
    In a mere 10 or 15 seconds of full-out battle,
[00:24] ---
    her mind is already starting to
    be taken over by the tentacles...
[00:27] ---
    It's too late if they've
    already taken her over that much.
[00:30] ---
    Whether or not she accomplishes her revenge,
[00:33] ---
    a few minutes after the end of the battle,
[00:35] ---
    I think she'll die.
[00:37] ---
    Kayano...
[00:39] ---
    Die! Die! Die!
[00:43] ---
    --Die! Die! Die!
    --Koro Sensei... Kill me...
[00:47] ---
    Help me...!
[00:54] ---
    "Wait, just hang on a sec!"
[00:56] ---
    I scream, but it gets me nowhere
[00:59] ---
    I put all my strength into being afraid of
[01:02] ---
    The limits that just kept on closing in
[01:05] ---
    Reality is merciless
[01:07] ---
    And time is especially tricky
[01:10] ---
    It's like someone's snatching away
    the blanket I just can't sleep without

[01:15] ---
    We laughed and fretted
[01:21] ---
    Over silly things, nonsensical things
[01:26] ---
    Once the final bell rings out
[01:32] ---
    The fun times will be over, too
[01:37] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:38] ---
    365 days' worth of lessons shoved into bags
[01:44] ---
    Like always, like it's "see you tomorrow"
[01:47] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:49] ---
    365 days' worth of happenings
[01:53] ---
    If you've made me an adult,
    don't be showing me tears

[01:58] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:59] ---
    365 days' worth of memories
[02:03] ---
    Even if I grow up some more
[02:06] ---
    They still won't fade a bit
[02:19] ---
    "15th Period: Confession Time"
    "by Kirara Hazama"
[02:22] ---
    Die! Die! Die! Die!
[02:26] ---
    Die!
[02:27] ---
    Die!
[02:28] ---
    Die!
[02:29] ---
    Looks more like
    she's gonna die--any minute now.
[02:33] ---
    Can't we do anything?
[02:36] ---
    Do we just stand by and
    watch her get eaten away?
[02:40] ---
    --Class!
    --Whoa!
[02:41] ---
    Koro Sensei?!
[02:42] ---
    Why just your face?
[02:44] ---
    It's a clone!
[02:46] ---
    I don't have much leeway
    with Kayano's ferocious attacks--
[02:49] ---
    it's all I can do to
    leave an afterimage of my face!
[02:52] ---
    Still... that's pretty nifty.
[02:53] ---
    We have to remove her tentacles ASAP!
[02:56] ---
    --Die!
    --They're only putting off all that abnormal heat
[02:58] ---
    because she's not giving
    any thought to her own survival!
[03:01] ---
    At this rate, the tentacles will
    suck out all her life-force and she'll die!
[03:05] ---
    But! As long as her bloodlust
    matches that of her tentacles,
[03:09] ---
    they'll be rooted to her nerves,
    impossible to remove!
[03:12] ---
    We don't have the time to
    talk her down like we did with Itona!
[03:17] ---
    Then how can we...
[03:19] ---
    There's only one way:
[03:21] ---
    I'll pull them out as we fight.
[03:24] ---
    I'll let her hit my greatest weak spot:
[03:27] ---
    my heart, located just under my tie.
[03:29] ---
    If it's completely destroyed,
[03:31] ---
    I'll die.
[03:33] ---
    If I can make her feel like she did me in,
[03:35] ---
    her tentacles' bloodlust will weaken
    for a moment, if only a bit.
[03:38] ---
    And in that moment, one of you
[03:40] ---
    will have to make Kayano forget her bloodlust.
[03:44] ---
    Forget it? But how?
[03:46] ---
    Whatever works. Anything to
    get her mind off assassination.
[03:51] ---
    It's the only thing I can't do.
[03:54] ---
    If the target of her bloodlust
    were to try any funny business,
[03:57] ---
    her bloodlust would only intensify.
[03:59] ---
    But if you can quell that bloodlust,
[04:01] ---
    the tentacles' bond with her
    would momentarily be broken,
[04:05] ---
    and I might be able to
    remove them with minimal damage!
[04:08] ---
    And Kayano's tentacles would be
    on your heart the whole time?
[04:12] ---
    Wouldn't you die first?
[04:15] ---
    If I'm lucky, I'll postpone
    that final, fatal moment...
[04:18] ---
    But I'd say the odds of
    me dying first are fifty-fifty.
[04:21] ---
    No!
[04:22] ---
    But you know...
[04:23] ---
    For me, the entire class not being
    able to graduate uneventfully
[04:27] ---
    is even worse than dying.
[04:32] ---
    What is he even doing?
[04:35] ---
    Telling them to step into
    the fray and distract Kaede?
[04:39] ---
    Does he want those brats to
    pull off some kind of parlor trick?
[04:42] ---
    --Mimura...
    --Hmm?
[04:43] ---
    Play some air guitar.
[04:44] ---
    Huh?
[04:44] ---
    Show her your badass skills.
[04:46] ---
    She'll turn her bloodlust on me!
[04:48] ---
    Look, just do it!
[04:49] ---
    No way will that work!
[04:50] ---
    --Then what do we do?
    --The clap stunner?
[04:52] ---
    No. If the wavelength of
    her consciousness is that messed up,
[04:56] ---
    a single clap stunner won't be able
    to hit it at the ideal moment.
[05:00] ---
    Knives...
[05:02] ---
    Guns...
[05:03] ---
    All this stuff would just hurt Kayano.
[05:07] ---
    Isn't there anything else?
[05:09] ---
    The techniques we mastered in this classroom--
[05:12] ---
    we learned anything and everything
    to make us expert assassins!
[05:19] ---
    Wait--there is that one killer move...
[05:24] ---
    Die! Die! Die!
[05:33] ---
    Gotcha...!
[05:40] ---
    --I swore to your sister...
[05:41] ---
    --Let me go!
    --I swore to your sister...
[05:42] ---
    ...that I wouldn't let
    any of you out of my grasp.
[05:53] ---
    Nagisa...
[05:55] ---
    Nagisa...
[06:13] ---
    I can't let you say it, Kayano--
    that it was all an act.
[06:25] ---
    Our memories here...
    the fun times we all had together...
[06:35] ---
    I can't let you say that the only thing
    ever on your mind was revenge.
[06:43] ---
    Koro Sensei?
[06:45] ---
    Will this work?
[06:47] ---
    Full marks, Nagisa!
[06:48] ---
    They'll come out now!
[07:00] ---
    Does this mean Kayano is all right now?
[07:04] ---
    Yes... probably.
[07:06] ---
    She'll need absolute rest for a while.
[07:11] ---
    Hey, Prince Charming!
    Shutting her down with a kiss, eh? Nice!
[07:15] ---
    I thought it was a good way
    to make her forget her bloodlust.
[07:19] ---
    I'll apologize to her later.
[07:22] ---
    Fifteen hits on a ten-second kiss?
    You're not there yet.
[07:27] ---
    "Hits"?
[07:28] ---
    I trained you on forced,
    indiscriminate French kisses.
[07:32] ---
    You should have been able to make 40.
[07:34] ---
    Hmm. Twenty-five's tight for me.
[07:36] ---
    --Yeah.
    --God, I hate this place.
[07:39] ---
    I can just about make it to 20.
[07:43] ---
    Koro Sensei!
[07:46] ---
    I'm fine. It'll just take a while
    for my heart to recover.
[07:52] ---
    I'm sure there's something
    you'd like to hear me say,
[07:55] ---
    but please, wait just a little longer.
[08:01] ---
    Quit playing up the deathbed angle.
[08:03] ---
    You're still alive enough to dodge.
[08:06] ---
    Shiro...
[08:08] ---
    Useless girl.
[08:11] ---
    She'd give her own life
    for that revenge narrative of hers--
[08:14] ---
    you'd think she could have done
    a bit better than this.
[08:19] ---
    You're quite the monster.
[08:21] ---
    Just how many assassins have you
    driven away in a single year?
[08:26] ---
    But there are still two of them right here.
[08:32] ---
    I'm the last one.
[08:35] ---
    You took everything away...
[08:38] ---
    ...and I'll make you pay for it with your life.
[08:41] ---
    The genius scientist,
    with cloaked face and altered voice...
[08:46] ---
    So it is you... Yanagisawa.
[08:51] ---
    Come, 2.0.
[08:54] ---
    March will bring a perfect death
    for an accursed life.
[09:02] ---
    What's with him?
[09:09] ---
    I...
[09:11] ---
    Kayano... thank goodness.
[09:15] ---
    Kayano... are you okay?
[09:17] ---
    Uh-huh...
[09:19] ---
    Kayano...
[09:23] ---
    It was pure bloodlust at first...
[09:26] ---
    But as I spent time with Koro Sensei,
[09:30] ---
    I started losing my conviction
    in that bloodlust.
[09:33] ---
    Like, doesn't this teacher have
    some circumstances I don't know about?
[09:38] ---
    And shouldn't I find out
    what they are before I kill him?
[09:42] ---
    But that's when the bloodlust
    in my tentacles swelled forth.
[09:46] ---
    They wouldn't let me not do it.
[09:50] ---
    How dumb.
[09:52] ---
    Everyone was genuinely
    enjoying their assassinations
[09:55] ---
    while I wasted the whole year
    on plain old revenge.
[10:02] ---
    Kayano...
[10:04] ---
    Once you taught me this hairstyle,
[10:08] ---
    I stopped fretting about my long hair.
[10:12] ---
    And like you said,
[10:14] ---
    everyone liked the name "Koro Sensei"
    --we've been using it all year.
[10:19] ---
    It doesn't matter what you were after.
[10:22] ---
    We all made you our friend, together.
[10:27] ---
    No matter how much you suffered on your own,
[10:29] ---
    we can't let you say it was all an act--
[10:31] ---
    "My Plan (Secret)"
    we can't let you say it was all an act--
[10:32] ---
    we can't let you say it was all an act--
[10:32] ---
    not all those days you were
    smiling right there with us.
[10:38] ---
    Koro Sensei promised to tell us
    everything once we were all together.
[10:42] ---
    He's not a saint. We know
    he doesn't always do the right thing.
[10:48] ---
    But let's hear him out--all of us, together.
[10:53] ---
    Yeah...
[10:56] ---
    Thank you... I can stop acting now.
[11:05] ---
    Koro Sensei...
[11:07] ---
    Whatever's in your past...
    We'll accept it, as long as it's the truth.
[11:16] ---
    I wanted never to talk about
    my past if I could help it.
[11:22] ---
    But I see I have to.
[11:25] ---
    I don't want to lose your trust,
    the bond we share.
[11:32] ---
    This past summer, on that southern island,
[11:34] ---
    Mr. Karasuma said of Miss Irina,
[11:38] ---
    "The better the assassin,
    the broader her skill set."
[11:41] ---
    I think that's relevant here.
[11:45] ---
    This E Class is the first I've ever taught.
[11:50] ---
    Even so, I've managed to
    teach you just about every subject
[11:53] ---
    without a hitch.
[11:56] ---
    Why do you think that is?
[12:00] ---
    Don't tell me...
[12:01] ---
    That's right:
[12:03] ---
    Until two years ago,
    I was the assassin known as the Reaper.
[12:09] ---
    And one more thing...
[12:11] ---
    Even if you do nothing, I'll die come March.
[12:15] ---
    Either I die alone or the earth dies with me:
[12:19] ---
    That's the only part of the future
    an assassination can change.
[12:31] ---
    The super-creature began to speak
[12:35] ---
    of the human memories he had hidden away.
[12:39] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
    "by Kaede Kayano"
[12:45] ---
    He grew up trusting only in death.
[12:51] ---
    Born in the ugly world of the slums,
[12:53] ---
    the only truth he could rely on even as a child
[12:59] ---
    was that if you kill people, they die.
[13:02] ---
    So he chose the path of an assassin.
[13:07] ---
    It was his calling.
[13:11] ---
    The mighty he killed with knowledge.
[13:14] ---
    The intelligent he killed
    with strength and skills.
[13:18] ---
    Those gifted with both he enticed
    with his personal magnetism.
[13:23] ---
    When he had killed a thousand victims,
[13:26] ---
    he was given the nickname "the Reaper."
[13:35] ---
    Watch how you handle him.
[13:37] ---
    Assume there's a danger
    of him killing you in any setting.
[13:42] ---
    Though this is a pretty sad state
    for any assassin to be in.
[13:47] ---
    Clear-headed and tough-bodied.
[13:50] ---
    No family registry means
    no one will complain if he dies.
[13:54] ---
    He's perfect for this experiment--
    exactly why we got him.
[14:01] ---
    Listen up, guinea pig.
[14:03] ---
    The new life of legendary assassin the Reaper
[14:07] ---
    will consist of day after day of
    dawn-to-dusk experiments on your body.
[14:38] ---
    Wow! Who knew?
[14:39] ---
    You look like such a kind person!
[14:43] ---
    Someone pressed into service
    as my monitor, eh?
[14:46] ---
    Right? I won't do anything--
    could you get me out of here?
[14:51] ---
    No can do. If I'm killed, I'll die, y'know.
[14:56] ---
    This woman...
[14:57] ---
    I might just be able to use her.
[15:01] ---
    But there's one thing that's bothering me...
[15:04] ---
    "The 8/10th"
    What's with that shirt?!
[15:06] ---
    Aguri Yukimura. Nice to meet you!
[15:11] ---
    ATPase, rebalance phase...
[15:14] ---
    Give him 40 units of SOD inhibitor.
[15:17] ---
    Yes, sir.
[15:23] ---
    They're wide open...
[15:25] ---
    ...but if I kill them now,
    it'll just complicate my escape.
[15:35] ---
    Good job today.
[15:44] ---
    Let me know once you've
    rested a bit and I'll check your vitals.
[15:50] ---
    Again with the dorky shirts, Miss Yukimura?
[15:53] ---
    Not this one, too?!
[15:55] ---
    I thought it'd be a breath
    of fresh air in your solitary lifestyle!
[15:58] ---
    Honestly, it ticks me off.
[16:00] ---
    And I like this brand, too...
[16:02] ---
    They don't go over well
    with my students, either.
[16:06] ---
    --Students?
    --Aguri!
[16:09] ---
    Just how long does a simple data check take?!
[16:11] ---
    I-I'm sorry, Kotaro--
[16:16] ---
    I'm only marrying you out of pity,
[16:18] ---
    since your father's one of our subcontractors!
[16:21] ---
    Now repay that kindness!
[16:23] ---
    Follow my orders with utmost effort
    and whole-hearted devotion!
[16:29] ---
    Later, guinea pig...
[16:32] ---
    See you tomorrow.
[16:40] ---
    Generating antimatter within life:
[16:44] ---
    That was the core of Yanagisawa's research.
[16:48] ---
    He'd splice the particle acceleration cycle
    needed to create antimatter
[16:52] ---
    into the life cycle,
[16:54] ---
    starting up the cells' engines
    with that colossal energy.
[16:59] ---
    --Yanagisawa?
    --Hmm?
[17:01] ---
    My hands and feet are pretty numb.
[17:04] ---
    And I'm getting chills.
[17:06] ---
    That's Mr. Yanagisawa!
[17:08] ---
    Tch. Peripheral neuropathy, eh?
[17:12] ---
    Perhaps we should stop giving the alkaloid?
[17:14] ---
    --If I can skillfully control the experiment myself,
    --Yeah. If it starts affecting high-molecular-weight polymerization,
[17:18] ---
    --I can boost the probability of success even further.
    --this'll all be for nothing.
[17:22] ---
    I'll gain a destructive power
    beyond all human reckoning.
[17:29] ---
    Wow, so much on my checklist today!
[17:33] ---
    Better hurry it along
    or I'll get smacked around again.
[17:35] ---
    And that's a problem?
[17:38] ---
    Well, kind of.
[17:39] ---
    I'm actually a teacher--
    I can't be getting stupid.
[17:44] ---
    A teacher?
[17:45] ---
    Aguri!
[17:46] ---
    How many times do I have to tell you:
    Don't keep me waiting!
[17:48] ---
    I'm sorry--I'll do it right now!
[17:50] ---
    Your stamina and your clerical skills
    are all you're good for!
[17:53] ---
    Can't you observe one lousy guinea pig?!
[17:56] ---
    Maybe I'll have to beat it into--
[18:07] ---
    Mr. Reaper... what did you do?
[18:10] ---
    I've immobilized him, that's all.
[18:12] ---
    Now you can still teach tomorrow, right?
[18:18] ---
    After he had spent about
    three months in this place,
[18:21] ---
    the killer and the teacher were
    as open to each other as old friends.
[18:27] ---
    Quadratic equations?
[18:29] ---
    You have to dress it up
    a little more or it'll feel too easy.
[18:32] ---
    That goes double for
    students at a college-prep school.
[18:36] ---
    Urgh... The professional teacher,
    schooled by an assassin...
[18:41] ---
    You're better suited to be
    a teacher than I am, Mr. Reaper.
[18:44] ---
    Well, I can play a college professor
    if work demands it.
[18:48] ---
    But I'm not cut out for teaching.
[18:53] ---
    I had a pupil once... but he betrayed me.
[18:58] ---
    That's how I wound up here.
[19:04] ---
    Now the Reaper's name
    and all his skills are mine alone.
[19:09] ---
    And that's not all.
[19:11] ---
    Lately I've mastered a disguise skill
    that even you don't have.
[19:16] ---
    Farewell, my teacher...
    You never did see my face, did you?
[19:23] ---
    I don't understand.
[19:25] ---
    I had developed his abilities
    and supervised him almost perfectly...
[19:32] ---
    I think I get it.
[19:35] ---
    Your student probably
    just wanted to be seen--by you.
[19:41] ---
    But I did see him.
[19:43] ---
    Closely observing
    someone's abilities and personality
[19:46] ---
    is key to winning them over.
[19:52] ---
    Break time's over, guinea pig.
[19:55] ---
    Get back on the restraint table.
    We're doing more testing.
[20:01] ---
    The subject's body is
    starting to undergo strange changes.
[20:04] ---
    Only natural, given the
    enormous energy within.
[20:07] ---
    If he were to rebel...
[20:08] ---
    If he's planning on making
    a run for it, he'll take Aguri hostage.
[20:12] ---
    Huh?
[20:13] ---
    She's a docile and
    reasonably capable guinea pig
[20:15] ---
    whose death no one would mourn.
[20:19] ---
    In other words, a sacrifice to gauge his malice.
[20:31] ---
    Rejection response is within expectations.
[20:34] ---
    You may let him be.
[20:45] ---
    She was to be a living sacrifice.
[20:49] ---
    The Reaper was turning into
    something that wasn't human.
[20:54] ---
    And though she senses these things...
[20:56] ---
    ...she asks no unnecessary questions.
[21:06] ---
    Good job again today.
[21:08] ---
    Once you've rested a bit,
    I'll check your vitals.
[21:12] ---
    Then we can have a chat, like always.
[21:16] ---
    She just looks straight ahead
    and smiles peacefully. Like always.
[21:23] ---
    Oh... so this is what "seeing" is.
[21:30] ---
    Yes, let's.
[21:31] ---
    *In the big window where the dappled sunlight shines gently in
    *Yes, let's.
[21:31] ---
    *In the big window where the dappled sunlight shines gently in
    *Where are those exam questions?
[21:34] ---
    *In the big window where the dappled sunlight shines gently in
    *The legendary killer who'd never shown himself to anyone
[21:38] ---
    *In the big window where the dappled sunlight shines gently in
    *knew for the first time the happiness in being seen.
[21:43] ---
    The day I met you felt so far away
[21:46] ---
    *The day I met you felt so far away
    *The seasons changed yet again.
[21:49] ---
    *The day I met you felt so far away
    *Her new batch of students
[21:51] ---
    *The day I met you felt so far away
    *met as Class 3-E of Kunugigaoka Junior High...
[21:55] ---
    *The memories I've arranged little by little keep me warm
    *met as Class 3-E of Kunugigaoka Junior High...
[21:57] ---
    The memories I've arranged little by little keep me warm
    
...two weeks before the crescent moon came to be.
[22:06] ---
    A small room, hearts connecting:
    you taught me gently

[22:18] ---
    Once this season comes for me, I won't be able
[22:30] ---
    To search out your figure anymore
[22:36] ---
    I'll never forget
[22:41] ---
    Until the day I can see you again

16 - Past Time

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[00:06] ---
    Antimatter: A mere 0.1 gram puts off
    as much energy as an atomic bomb.
[00:13] ---
    Yanagisawa's research
    had enabled continuous generation
[00:16] ---
    by splicing the antimatter particle
    acceleration cycle into a living being.
[00:22] ---
    Legendary assassin the Reaper spent his days
[00:25] ---
    undergoing these experiments.
[00:28] ---
    The antimatter energy that had
    begun circulating within his body
[00:32] ---
    had replaced his body tissue
    with tough and flexible structures.
[00:38] ---
    Yanagisawa called them "tentacles,"
    and, fearing them,
[00:41] ---
    reinforced the restraint table
[00:43] ---
    and left the dangerous monitoring
    entirely to Aguri Yukimura.
[00:48] ---
    And so she knew.
[00:50] ---
    She knew the Reaper
    knew neither his real name
[00:53] ---
    nor the day he was born,
[00:55] ---
    and that his kind words and smiles
    were studied--as means to a kill.
[01:01] ---
    And he knew.
[01:03] ---
    He knew there was no love
    between her and her fiancé, Yanagisawa,
[01:08] ---
    and that she had a little sister,
    a keen actor, of whom she was proud.
[01:12] ---
    It had already been nearly
    a year since the two had met.
[01:16] ---
    Along the way, this room had
    become a space for them to chat.
[01:27] ---
    "16th Period: Past Time"
    "by Hinano Kurahashi"
[01:32] ---
    Oh, right! Check out the new
    undershirt I bought today!
[01:36] ---
    You never learn, do you.
[01:38] ---
    No sense dragging down womankind
    with your tasteless clothes.
[01:41] ---
    Ta-da! An ogre-patterned tube top!
[01:45] ---
    It's a tad tight, but way stylish, right?
[01:54] ---
    Um...
[01:55] ---
    I knew it. It's weird.
[01:57] ---
    --I just thought it was cute, so--
    --No, no! This is, uh...
[02:00] ---
    Could the experiments be doing this?
[02:04] ---
    Some honest tentacles you have there.
[02:06] ---
    Huh?
[02:07] ---
    The way those hands can take on any shape--
[02:10] ---
    they might just reflect
    who you yourself would like to be.
[02:14] ---
    Me?
[02:15] ---
    Had you been born in a peaceful world,
[02:18] ---
    you'd've been smart, but slightly perverted,
    a tad doofy, petty, headstrong,
[02:24] ---
    and able to pull off
    an honest-to-goodness kind smile.
[02:34] ---
    Hey, Akari, I found some time
    this evening. Want to grab dinner?
[02:38] ---
    Never mind that--you sound so dang cheerful!
[02:42] ---
    Who's the new guy?
[02:44] ---
    Wh-What are you saying? I'm engaged!
[02:47] ---
    Oh, so what. Cut that
    two-faced tyrant loose already.
[02:52] ---
    Listen here...
[02:52] ---
    But sure. I gotta hear about
    this guy who's caught your eye.
[02:57] ---
    So we're on?
[02:58] ---
    Yup! Your treat!
[02:59] ---
    Sheesh...
[03:03] ---
    A present?
[03:04] ---
    Uh-huh. You were saying your neck was cold.
[03:08] ---
    This covers a good-sized area,
    and it's snazzy, too.
[03:11] ---
    Uh, thanks.
[03:12] ---
    I see you find it unsatisfactory.
[03:15] ---
    No, it's just... why a present out of the blue?
[03:20] ---
    Today marks a year since I met you.
[03:23] ---
    If you don't know the day
    you were born, why not make it today?
[03:29] ---
    You've lent me your ear so many times
    and given me so much advice.
[03:34] ---
    As my thanks for meeting you,
    please let me give you a birthday.
[03:41] ---
    I'll take it.
[03:43] ---
    Wonderful!
[03:46] ---
    But I guess I can't give you this, huh.
[03:49] ---
    Not as long as this wall's here. And...
[03:53] ---
    Yanagisawa wants me to quit
    my teaching job to work here full-time.
[03:59] ---
    The students in my last E Class...
[04:01] ---
    I never did manage to
    put that spark in their eyes after all.
[04:07] ---
    I'm still too green
    for these new kids... and yet...
[04:14] ---
    But my students really are all good kids!
[04:18] ---
    All so unique, and earnest, and genuine!
[04:23] ---
    And that's why I want that job, to help them.
[04:29] ---
    Because I like them all...
[04:33] ---
    Mr. Reaper...
[04:35] ---
    I want to touch you.
[04:37] ---
    You've been my rock.
[04:40] ---
    I want you to give me the strength
    to hang in there this final year...
[04:55] ---
    Before he knew it, his false smile
    had become the real thing.
[05:14] ---
    It's all right. You can do it.
[05:21] ---
    Yeah.
[05:22] ---
    The first time they touched
[05:25] ---
    was three hours before
    the crescent moon came to be.
[05:50] ---
    The moon?!
[05:52] ---
    Yes--70 percent destroyed!
[05:55] ---
    A lab rat on the lunar surface
    experienced a discharge
[05:57] ---
    of antimatter energy!
[05:59] ---
    So cell division exceeded natural limits, eh?
[06:03] ---
    Calculate the day this same
    phenomenon would occur in a human!
[06:07] ---
    Yes, sir!
[06:09] ---
    Got it: March 13 of next year!
[06:13] ---
    That's the day he *and
    *the entire world will be destroyed.
[06:18] ---
    What will we do, sir?
[06:20] ---
    Isn't it obvious?
[06:21] ---
    We put him down. Should be a cinch,
    if we can just stop his heart.
[06:27] ---
    Notify our U.S. HQ at once!
[06:29] ---
    Yes, sir!
[06:32] ---
    Doomed to a cursed death. I had that coming.
[06:37] ---
    Don't give up hope!
    There may be a way to save--
[06:39] ---
    But since I have this power and all...
[06:45] ---
    This is goodbye, Aguri.
[06:48] ---
    I'm leaving this place.
[06:50] ---
    A little earlier than planned,
    but this much power is enough.
[06:55] ---
    Enough for a place like this.
[06:57] ---
    No! No more evil! All this time, we--
[07:01] ---
    You'd stop me?
[07:02] ---
    Yes!
[07:03] ---
    You? How? With those
    arms of yours? That brain?
[07:09] ---
    Huh?
[07:10] ---
    Unless your abilities transcend mine,
    you can't stop me or save me.
[07:17] ---
    You're not even worth taking hostage.
[07:20] ---
    Now leave before you die a pointless death.
[07:33] ---
    It's Yukimura. Unlock door 1.
[07:44] ---
    Now to try out the powers
    I've gained by putting up with torture!
[07:55] ---
    What happened to the security system?!
[07:56] ---
    I-It's not working!
[07:58] ---
    A powerful mucus is jamming the panels!
[08:02] ---
    Much obliged, Yanagisawa.
[08:05] ---
    I have this invincible body, thanks to you--
[08:08] ---
    with some guidance from me, anyway.
[08:12] ---
    Is he saying he gamed the experiment?!
[08:15] ---
    Kotaro! You have to help him, or else--
[08:19] ---
    You bitch!
[08:21] ---
    Fawning on any man that comes along?
[08:23] ---
    That's my thanks for taking you in?
[08:25] ---
    Who do you think you are--you and him both?!
[08:28] ---
    Dammit! Get the guards together
    and intercept him!
[08:39] ---
    Don't push your luck, guinea pig.
[08:42] ---
    And don't think we were always
    only about the experiments.
[08:56] ---
    Fire!
[09:01] ---
    If all you're after is a ruptured aorta...
[09:04] ---
    ...a grain of sand will do the trick.
[09:09] ---
    I could have killed
    the likes of you at any time.
[09:16] ---
    Tentacle mines!
[09:18] ---
    A byproduct of antimatter organisms...
[09:21] ---
    Attach sensors to control them,
[09:23] ---
    and they become weapons
    attacking at subsonic speeds;
[09:25] ---
    transplanted into humans,
    they grant superhuman battle powers!
[09:34] ---
    This isn't enough to do me in.
[09:39] ---
    K-Kill him!
[09:41] ---
    Surround him! Exterminate him!
[09:49] ---
    Drop the reinforced acrylic!
[10:29] ---
    I'll die in a year regardless.
[10:33] ---
    I don't care if I die here.
[10:36] ---
    And I don't mind dying with the earth, either.
[10:43] ---
    No!
[10:47] ---
    If you go that way, there's...
[10:51] ---
    ...there's no coming back!
[10:54] ---
    She had seen everything.
[10:56] ---
    Seen everything and was curious about it all.
[11:00] ---
    But her being there, seeing me...
[11:04] ---
    That's something I hadn't seen.
[11:17] ---
    Aguri!
[11:26] ---
    Now I've done it.
[11:28] ---
    Never thought that trap
    would just slither out like that...
[11:32] ---
    Why...
[11:33] ---
    I had the feeling... my voice
    wouldn't be enough to stop you...
[11:39] ---
    If I'd noticed 0.1 seconds faster,
    I could have protected her.
[11:43] ---
    If I'd practiced using my tentacles to heal,
    I could have saved her.
[11:47] ---
    Why, when I had plenty of time to notice...
[11:52] ---
    Why didn't I use my deadly,
    destructive strength to help someone?
[11:58] ---
    Why? Why?!
[12:02] ---
    I may as well have killed you myself.
[12:07] ---
    Of course... you didn't...
[12:10] ---
    I just did... what I wanted to do...
[12:14] ---
    Besides... I don't mind being killed... for you.
[12:20] ---
    That's how important you are to me...
[12:23] ---
    One day you, too,
    will meet someone like that...
[12:28] ---
    If you were the one to kill me,
    I'd have no regrets.
[12:31] ---
    But to think there could be
    anyone else like you out there...
[12:39] ---
    In this year you have left...
[12:44] ---
    ...if you would give your time...
    go teach those children...
[12:51] ---
    Like you... they're wandering in the darkness...
[12:58] ---
    If you look at them head-on, I'm sure...
[13:05] ---
    What splendid tentacles...
[13:10] ---
    With hands like these...
    I'm sure you'll be a splendid teacher...
[13:27] ---
    I want to keep listening to your story
[13:40] ---
    Just like this, forever
[13:43] ---
    *Just like this, forever
    *So uncool.
[13:45] ---
    *Just like this, forever
    *At long last, he realized:
[13:48] ---
    *Just like this, forever
    *Her faults were also part of her charm.
[13:53] ---
    Though I know time changes everything
[14:00] ---
    *Though I know time changes everything
    *I'll use the time I have left to be a teacher.
[14:05] ---
    *Though I know time changes everything
    *To keep looking, with my eyes,
[14:05] ---
    *I want to believe in something that won't go away
    *To keep looking, with my eyes,
[14:08] ---
    *I want to believe in something that won't go away
    *at the students you've been watching.
[14:10] ---
    I want to believe in something that won't go away
[14:15] ---
    *I want to believe in something that won't go away
    *I won't let go of your students, no matter what.
[14:19] ---
    *If there's a light illuminating the path of the traveler
    *I won't let go of your students, no matter what.
[14:20] ---
    If there's a light illuminating the path of the traveler
[14:29] ---
    *If there's a light illuminating the path of the traveler
    *The tentacles asked me what I wanted to be.
[14:30] ---
    "I will withdraw for now, but I can take over as homeroom teacher"
    The tentacles asked me what I wanted to be.
[14:31] ---
    "for Kunugigaoka Junior High Class 3-E if you want."
    The tentacles asked me what I wanted to be.
[14:34] ---
    The tentacles asked me what I wanted to be.
[14:35] ---
    I want to be weak. To be riddled
    with weaknesses, easy to talk to...
[14:41] ---
    To be able to perceive the weak,
    protect them, guide them...
[14:46] ---
    To be that kind of creature...
[14:48] ---
    ...that kind of teacher.
[14:52] ---
    Sometimes I'll be wrong.
[14:53] ---
    Sometimes my cold-hearted
    true face might even show.
[14:57] ---
    But I'll give it my all.
[15:00] ---
    I'll aim for her goal in my own way, the way I do best.
[15:03] ---
    *I am the waiting moon
    *I'll aim for her goal in my own way, the way I do best.
[15:07] ---
    I am the waiting moon
[15:08] ---
    You found for me the loneliness
[15:15] ---
    Within hesitation
[15:18] ---
    *Within hesitation
    *That's my story.
[15:21] ---
    *Within hesitation
    *The one who taught me to be a teacher
[15:24] ---
    *Within hesitation
    *was Miss Aguri Yukimura.
[15:28] ---
    To truly look at the people before you
[15:29] ---
    *An unexpected tear
    *To truly look at the people before you
[15:30] ---
    *An unexpected tear
    *and respect them as equal human beings,
[15:33] ---
    *An unexpected tear
    *not to judge them solely on their weaknesses...
[15:34] ---
    *Spills from my eye
    *not to judge them solely on their weaknesses...
[15:37] ---
    *Spills from my eye
    *I learned the fundamentals of being a teacher from her.
[15:40] ---
    *Blurring the moon's light
    *I learned the fundamentals of being a teacher from her.
[15:41] ---
    *Blurring the moon's light
    *I added my own knowledge and experience
[15:44] ---
    *Blurring the moon's light
    *and prepared to face you all.
[15:49] ---
    *Blurring the moon's light
    *I would use my abilities to the fullest
[15:51] ---
    *Blurring the moon's light
    *to give you the gift of the best growth and development.
[15:52] ---
    to give you the gift of the best growth and development.
[15:54] ---
    But how best to do that?
[15:58] ---
    I racked my brain...
[16:02] ---
    ...and finally landed on
    the assassination classroom,
[16:06] ---
    where I'd use what remained of my life.
[16:10] ---
    It had been nine months since
    Koro Sensei came to the E Class.
[16:13] ---
    We'd all grown by leaps and bounds.
[16:16] ---
    He really is the best teacher we could have.
[16:21] ---
    After Koro Sensei had talked for a half hour
[16:24] ---
    about the real reasons he'd become a teacher,
[16:28] ---
    our minds were instantly overrun
    with memories of our time with him.
[16:34] ---
    The frightening times,
[16:36] ---
    the infuriating times,
[16:37] ---
    the happy times,
[16:39] ---
    the fun times,
[16:41] ---
    the fun times,
[16:43] ---
    the fun times...
[16:46] ---
    Now, for the first time, we realized
[16:51] ---
    the formidable challenge
    we'd had foisted upon us.
[16:56] ---
    Do we have to kill this teacher of ours?
[17:04] ---
    Say, Karasuma...
[17:07] ---
    Do you really know what it means to kill?
[17:13] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
    "by Nagisa Shiota"
[17:19] ---
    The explosion was set
    for this coming March 13--
[17:23] ---
    strangely enough,
    Kunugigaoka Junior High's graduation day.
[17:29] ---
    We rang in the new year. Now it's January 6.
[17:34] ---
    The number of students plotting
    assassinations during winter break
[17:38] ---
    was precisely zero.
[17:43] ---
    How're you doing, Kaya--
[17:45] ---
    Miss Yukimura?
[17:46] ---
    You can call me "Kayano."
    "Kaede Kayano" isn't bad at all.
[17:50] ---
    So much for your winter break, huh?
    Not to mention the holidays.
[17:54] ---
    I'll make it back just in time for the new term.
[17:57] ---
    How was your time off?
[18:00] ---
    None of us could even bring up
    the subject of assassination.
[18:05] ---
    I'm sorry. It's all my fault.
[18:08] ---
    Now that I know the truth,
    I've gotten some closure, but...
[18:13] ---
    Now the rest of you know
    all about Koro Sensei's past.
[18:17] ---
    No, Kayano--
[18:19] ---
    we had to find out sometime.
[18:22] ---
    We all tried so hard not to face facts...
[18:27] ---
    ...so we could enjoy our fun assassinations
    for even just a little longer.
[18:31] ---
    Everyone's probably spent the break thinking
[18:35] ---
    how we can face our
    assassination classroom from now on.
[18:40] ---
    Oh! And... I need to apologize
    to you, Kayano. About that night.
[18:44] ---
    I'm sorry!
[18:46] ---
    That's the only thing I could
    come up with in the heat of the moment.
[18:52] ---
    Are you mad?
[18:55] ---
    Heck, no! You saved me.
    All I can do is thank you.
[19:00] ---
    Thank goodness!
    If you'd said we were through...
[19:03] ---
    You worry too much. We'll be friends forever.
[19:07] ---
    We should get going.
    Kayano must be tuckered out.
[19:11] ---
    You're right.
[19:13] ---
    Bye, Kayano.
[19:14] ---
    --See you in a couple days.
    --Later!
[19:17] ---
    Uh-huh...
[19:20] ---
    What's up, Kanzaki?
[19:22] ---
    She'd been watching the class
    from somewhat of a distance,
[19:25] ---
    but now I feel like she's finally
    joined us in the same place.
[19:33] ---
    Why, that...
[19:35] ---
    That... was like being controlled,
    personality and all!
[19:39] ---
    Now that I know about that...
    how can I ever act again?
[19:44] ---
    Here I thought I was the
    number-one assassin in our class.
[19:47] ---
    I don't know about my regular human body,
[19:50] ---
    but with my tentacles
    and instantaneous firepower,
[19:53] ---
    no way could anyone best me as an assassin...
[19:57] ---
    And yet...
[19:59] ---
    ...I got shot through the heart as easy as pie.
[20:04] ---
    I'm utterly defeated.
[20:06] ---
    There's no better assassin
    in our class than Nagisa.
[20:12] ---
    I guess now...
    I have to play the part of his friend.
[20:19] ---
    The third term is upon us, class--
[20:21] ---
    "3rd Term Begins! 64 Days Till the Earth's Destruction! Nurufufufu!"
    The third term is upon us, class--
[20:22] ---
    "3rd Term Begins! 64 Days Till the Earth's Destruction! Nurufufufu!"
    let's play hard and kill hard this year, too.
[20:28] ---
    "Staff Room"
[20:30] ---
    "Staff Room"
    You must have known this would happen,
[20:33] ---
    that they'd be like this.
[20:36] ---
    Especially now, with the
    heavy burden you've put on them--
[20:40] ---
    can you really carry out your duties as a teacher?
[20:43] ---
    "Staff Room"
[20:45] ---
    "Staff Room"
    If I weren't prepared to be flexible as the situation demanded,
[20:49] ---
    "Staff Room"
    I wouldn't have become a teacher in the first place.
[20:55] ---
    The most foolish kill
[20:58] ---
    is to kill recklessly, out of emotion or greed.
[21:02] ---
    That's what animals do.
[21:05] ---
    Professor Bitch...
[21:06] ---
    Next is to kill your feelings
    while you kill your target,
[21:13] ---
    giving up so very much
    in exchange for a bounty.
[21:16] ---
    Like I did.
[21:19] ---
    You really need to think this through, kids,
[21:22] ---
    so you won't kill off
    the feelings you hold most dear.
[21:30] ---
    "3rd Term Begins! 64 Days Till
    the Earth's Destruction! Nurufufufu!" "Boom"
[21:33] ---
    So... what?
[21:35] ---
    It ain't like you to be callin' us
    all together like this, Nagisa.
[21:40] ---
    There's something I'd really like to discuss.
[21:42] ---
    What is it?
[21:45] ---
    I don't know if it's even possible,
[21:49] ---
    but I want to find a way
    to save Koro Sensei's life.
[21:55] ---
    The memories I've arranged
    little by little keep me warm

[22:06] ---
    A small room, hearts connecting:
    you taught me gently

[22:18] ---
    Once this season comes for me, I won't be able
[22:30] ---
    To search out your figure anymore
[22:36] ---
    I'll never forget
[22:41] ---
    Until the day I can see you again

17 - Discord Time

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[00:06] ---
    I don't know if it's even possible,
[00:10] ---
    but I want to find a way
    to save Koro Sensei's life.
[00:16] ---
    Save it?
[00:18] ---
    You mean, a way to keep Koro Sensei
    from exploding come March?
[00:23] ---
    Where do we start?
[00:24] ---
    I don't know yet.
[00:27] ---
    I don't know, but...
[00:29] ---
    I'm in!
[00:31] ---
    I wanna look for tons more
    creepy-crawlies with Koro Sensei!
[00:35] ---
    Kurahashi...
[00:36] ---
    If you hadn't said something,
    Nagisa, I would have.
[00:40] ---
    I want to repay him.
[00:42] ---
    Kataoka...
[00:43] ---
    Our assassination work
    has gotten us far enough.
[00:47] ---
    Let's tackle a whole new challenge!
[00:50] ---
    Like launching a new series!
[00:52] ---
    We'll regret it if we don't.
[00:54] ---
    We should do what we can, at least.
[00:58] ---
    You guys...
[01:00] ---
    Thank goodness.
[01:01] ---
    I'm glad they feel the same way.
[01:04] ---
    Amen to that, Okano!
[01:06] ---
    I hate to spoil the mood...
[01:10] ---
    ...but I'm against the idea.
[01:11] ---
    Huh?
[01:13] ---
    Our bond is one of assassin and target.
    Koro Sensei said as much.
[01:18] ---
    And I really treasure the bond
    we've built over this past year.
[01:24] ---
    But that's exactly why...
[01:26] ---
    ...I think we have to kill him.
[01:29] ---
    Nakamura...
[01:38] ---
    "Wait, just hang on a sec!"
[01:40] ---
    I scream, but it gets me nowhere
[01:43] ---
    I put all my strength into being afraid of
[01:46] ---
    The limits that just kept on closing in
[01:49] ---
    Reality is merciless
[01:51] ---
    And time is especially tricky
[01:54] ---
    It's like someone's snatching away
    the blanket I just can't sleep without

[01:59] ---
    We laughed and fretted
[02:05] ---
    Over silly things, nonsensical things
[02:10] ---
    Once the final bell rings out
[02:16] ---
    The fun times will be over, too
[02:20] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:22] ---
    365 days' worth of lessons shoved into bags
[02:28] ---
    Like always, like it's "see you tomorrow"
[02:31] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:33] ---
    365 days' worth of happenings
[02:37] ---
    If you've made me an adult,
    don't be showing me tears

[02:42] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:43] ---
    365 days' worth of memories
[02:47] ---
    Even if I grow up some more
[02:50] ---
    They still won't fade a bit
[03:03] ---
    "17th Period: Discord Time"
    "by Taisei Yoshida"
[03:07] ---
    You're against it?
[03:08] ---
    You say you wanna save him,
    but how, exactly?
[03:12] ---
    B-But--
[03:13] ---
    It's not like we haven't thought about it.
[03:16] ---
    But... what if time runs out
    before we find a way?
[03:22] ---
    You think that octopus'll be happy,
    havin' such half-assed students,
[03:25] ---
    comin' to such a half-assed ending?
[03:29] ---
    --B-But isn't it at least worth consid--
[03:31] ---
    --It's always the talented ones,
    --B-But isn't it at least worth consid--
[03:34] ---
    mistakenly thinking everything'll go their way.
[03:39] ---
    Hey, Nagisa, aren't you getting
    a tad full of yourself?
[03:43] ---
    Huh?
[03:44] ---
    Here you are, the most
    gifted assassin in the E Class,
[03:48] ---
    and you're suggesting we just
    quit this assassination?
[03:52] ---
    What about the talentless students
[03:54] ---
    who've still been trying
    their hardest to kill him?
[03:58] ---
    To put it another way,
[03:59] ---
    it's like a hot woman
    telling a bunch of homely ones
[04:02] ---
    they should all quit trying
    so hard to find boyfriends.
[04:07] ---
    Th-That's not what I...
[04:10] ---
    Besides, when it comes to assassination,
    you're way better than me.
[04:15] ---
    You saying that just ticks me off even more.
[04:19] ---
    Isn't it more like you're
    the worst at understanding
[04:22] ---
    how the less powerful feel?
[04:24] ---
    No! That's not it!
[04:27] ---
    I'm being honest with my feelings!
[04:29] ---
    Do you hate Koro Sensei?
[04:32] ---
    We saw that movie with him...
    and had all kinds of fun!
[04:35] ---
    That's just it!
[04:36] ---
    That octopus put everything he had
    into making a fun classroom
[04:40] ---
    that wouldn't turn out lazy losers like you!
[04:42] ---
    This classroom couldn't exist
    if our bloodlust were blunted!
[04:47] ---
    Can't you see all his hard work?
[04:49] ---
    Or do you have
    little-kid brains to match your body?
[04:54] ---
    Oh?
[04:59] ---
    Huh? What's with that look?
[05:02] ---
    An itty-bitty mouse like you, defying a human?
[05:07] ---
    I just...
[05:08] ---
    Got something to say?
[05:10] ---
    How about you say it after
    beating me in a fight for once?
[05:13] ---
    I'll gladly take you on. Bring it.
[05:16] ---
    C'mon. C'mon! C'mon!
[05:26] ---
    A-A flying triangle choke!
[05:29] ---
    I...
[05:31] ---
    ...am not going off half-assed!
[05:33] ---
    When did Nagisa learn that?
[05:36] ---
    Still...
[05:38] ---
    ...he's no match for Karma in combat!
[05:43] ---
    Why, you...
[05:44] ---
    Stop that!
[05:46] ---
    What the hell are you two trying to prove?!
[05:48] ---
    Urgh! This guy is crazy strong...!
[05:54] ---
    Dammit! Chill out already!
[05:58] ---
    A junior-high fight? Most excellent!
[06:01] ---
    But this classroom is based in assassination--
[06:05] ---
    shouldn't you decide things with these?
[06:10] ---
    Now the instigator's trying to mediate?!
[06:13] ---
    "Blue" "Red"
[06:15] ---
    Red and blue paintballs?
[06:18] ---
    "Red"
    Red for those who want to kill me,
[06:21] ---
    "Blue"
    blue for those who don't.
[06:23] ---
    blue for those who don't.
[06:23] ---
    First, everyone will state his or her
    position clearly and choose a color.
[06:28] ---
    Then you'll do battle here on this mountain.
[06:31] ---
    The class will accept
    the opinion of the winning team.
[06:37] ---
    Win or lose, no grudges allowed!
[06:39] ---
    What do you say?
[06:43] ---
    You know,
[06:44] ---
    "Blue" "Red"
[06:45] ---
    "Blue" "Red"
    I'll respect your decision, my dear students,
[06:48] ---
    "Blue" "Red"
    if you give your all to reach it.
[06:50] ---
    What I'd hate most is
    for this class to end in discord.
[06:56] ---
    If you care about me...
    just promise me that won't happen.
[07:02] ---
    "Blue" "Red"
[07:05] ---
    "Blue" "Red"
    Well?
[07:10] ---
    "Blue" "Red"
[07:10] ---
    "Blue" "Red"
    All right, we'll settle it with these:
[07:13] ---
    All right, we'll settle it with these:
[07:14] ---
    kill
[07:16] ---
    or don't kill.
[07:22] ---
    Okay. I guess I'll choose.
[07:26] ---
    Me, too.
[07:28] ---
    Working so hard toward that insta-kill shot...
[07:31] ---
    I think we've come a long way.
[07:33] ---
    As for who--or what--brought us this far?
[07:37] ---
    "Red"
    We don't want to take our eyes off that target.
[07:40] ---
    "Red"
    And so...
[07:41] ---
    ...we want to keep going.
[07:43] ---
    "Ryunosuke Chiba, Rinka Hayami: 'Kill'"
[07:45] ---
    Chiba... Hayami...
[07:47] ---
    When I tried to kill
    Koro Sensei? I regretted it.
[07:53] ---
    I wanted him to live longer.
[07:58] ---
    It must run in the family--
[08:00] ---
    "Blue"
    my sister must've thought the same way.
[08:03] ---
    "Blue"
    And that's why I...
[08:04] ---
    And that's why I...
[08:05] ---
    I want to keep Koro Sensei safe.
[08:07] ---
    "Kaede Kayano: 'Don't Kill'"
[08:10] ---
    Does having a thing for assassins
    run in the family, too?
[08:14] ---
    The power of science is infinite!
[08:16] ---
    If it can destroy,
    then surely it can protect, too!
[08:20] ---
    Besides, it's not like there's no hope at all.
[08:23] ---
    If we all come together,
    we can see for ourselves.
[08:26] ---
    "Kotaro Takebayashi, Manami Okuda:
    'Don't Kill'"
[08:28] ---
    Us hands-on types see the assassination
    itself as our graduation project.
[08:36] ---
    If Koro Sensei's gonna die when time runs out,
[08:38] ---
    we'd sooner show him our finest masterpiece.
[08:41] ---
    "Taiga Okajima, Sosuke Sugaya,
    Koki Mimura: 'Kill'"
[08:43] ---
    Koro Sensei's the one who told me
[08:45] ---
    to be an assassin
    worthy of the name "Justice."
[08:48] ---
    I'll take that advice.
[08:51] ---
    "Masayoshi Kimura: 'Kill'"
[08:53] ---
    I'd like him to keep giving us more advice.
[08:58] ---
    "Yukiko Kanzaki: 'Don't Kill'"
[08:59] ---
    The planet's life or our teacher's life?
[09:03] ---
    You could weigh the two
    until the cows come home.
[09:07] ---
    Let's cut the crap and kill him.
[09:09] ---
    "Kirara Hazama: 'Kill'"
[09:10] ---
    I want to be true to my own feelings.
    Isn't that enough?
[09:16] ---
    "Toka Yada: 'Don't Kill'"
[09:18] ---
    Of course it is!
[09:20] ---
    Me and him, we're simple guys at heart:
[09:23] ---
    we want to save him because
    we want to save him! Right?
[09:26] ---
    Yeah, though I do want to
    respect everyone else's opinions.
[09:30] ---
    "Yuma Isogai, Hiroto Maehara: 'Don't Kill'"
[09:32] ---
    "Red"
    I'm simple, too. I joined this class to kill him.
[09:36] ---
    In coming to kill him, I met you guys.
[09:41] ---
    It's fun, spending our days
    trying to kill Koro Sensei.
[09:43] ---
    And that's reason enough for me.
[09:46] ---
    "Itona Horibe: 'Kill'"
[09:48] ---
    Killing Koro Sensei may be my prime directive,
[09:53] ---
    but after many repeated thoughts and actions,
[09:56] ---
    I've come to recognize that the target's death
[09:59] ---
    would be our greatest loss.
[10:03] ---
    It's difficult to determine the correct
    decision with my current specs.
[10:09] ---
    In the spirit of cooperation,
    I will remain neutral.
[10:12] ---
    "Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery:
    Neutral"
[10:15] ---
    I was in the don't-kill camp...
[10:18] ---
    ...but after hearing everyone's
    thoughts, I'm not so sure.
[10:22] ---
    Koro Sensei, killing you
    doesn't mean we hate you, right?
[10:28] ---
    Of course not, Okano.
[10:30] ---
    In fact, when I'm being killed
    is when I feel closest to you all.
[10:36] ---
    In that case... Sorry, Nagisa.
[10:39] ---
    I think my feelings
    are closer to these guys' here.
[10:42] ---
    "Hinata Okano: 'Kill'"
[10:44] ---
    Uh-huh...
[10:46] ---
    I'm ashamed to have been
    so full of my own opinions.
[10:54] ---
    "Nagisa Shiota: 'Don't Kill'"
[10:57] ---
    "Karma Akabane: 'Kill'"
[11:00] ---
    Hmph!
[11:01] ---
    "Blue" "Red"
[11:03] ---
    Aw, man... they're totally fighting, all right.
[11:06] ---
    "Tomohito Sugino: 'Don't Kill'"
[11:08] ---
    You know, I've been wondering...
[11:11] ---
    Hmm?
[11:12] ---
    Those two have been friends
    a long time, right?
[11:15] ---
    Yeah, they've been classmates since
    our first year, and they hang out a lot.
[11:21] ---
    Well, for all that...
[11:22] ---
    ...there's still this space between them.
[11:25] ---
    It's like they treat each other
    like guests or something.
[11:29] ---
    Even the way they talk to each other...
[11:32] ---
    "Blue" "Red"
[11:33] ---
    "Blue" "Red"
    Okay--we've all picked sides.
[11:43] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
    "by Karma Akabane"
[11:48] ---
    Steal the other team's flag
    or wipe them out to win.
[11:53] ---
    I'll be the referee.
[11:55] ---
    I'll make calls and watch for zombies
    and other illegal plays from the midpoint.
[12:00] ---
    Otherwise, I'll pretend I don't know
    where you're attacking from,
[12:05] ---
    so don't worry.
[12:07] ---
    Even if they stick with
    the assassination, doubts and all,
[12:09] ---
    I know they won't succeed.
[12:12] ---
    It's one big gamble whether the class
    can even focus on assassination again.
[12:19] ---
    All right: let the intraclass
    assassination survival game...
[12:24] ---
    ...begin!
[12:27] ---
    "Blue: Kotaro Takebayashi" "Blue: Meg Kataoka" "Dead"
    Dead at the gate?!
[12:30] ---
    Damn... spotted us just as
    we were getting into position!
[12:34] ---
    Even though a BB's arc
    goes off course after 50 meters...
[12:38] ---
    Fear Chiba's and Hayami's
    super-long-distance snipe!
[12:43] ---
    Whoa...
[12:44] ---
    You've brought them up
    to be monumental killers.
[12:47] ---
    Yes--and not just those two, either.
[12:51] ---
    You keep on aiming, Chiba...
[12:53] ---
    --Ack!
    --Whoa!
[12:57] ---
    "Red: Taiga Okajima" "Red: Ryunosuke Chiba" "Dead"
[12:57] ---
    "Red: Taiga Okajima" "Red: Ryunosuke Chiba" "Dead"
    No way... I had no idea--none!
[13:00] ---
    "Red: Taiga Okajima" "Red: Ryunosuke Chiba" "Dead"
    I'd forgotten...
[13:02] ---
    Kanzaki's an ace at this online war game.
[13:08] ---
    I started playing to help in assassination
    and eventually mastered it.
[13:12] ---
    I'm glad I did.
[13:13] ---
    It comes in handy for helping people.
[13:16] ---
    "Red: Sosuke Sugaya"
    "Dead"
[13:17] ---
    Yukiko... She's sure been hiding
    her light under a bushel.
[13:20] ---
    Yes, and she has a truly proper battle style.
[13:24] ---
    A frontal breakthrough
    on this field is extremely difficult,
[13:28] ---
    so normally you'd circle around
    from the outside and attack.
[13:32] ---
    However...
[13:37] ---
    That's right--you trained on
    a virtual battlefield, didn't you.
[13:42] ---
    But if you're coming after
    one of our key positions,
[13:46] ---
    all I need to do is lie in wait
    for you along the way.
[13:54] ---
    "Blue: Yukiko Kanzaki"
    "Dead"
[13:56] ---
    Come in, red team. I'll take the lead.
[14:00] ---
    Mimura, see that high point
    to Mr. Karasuma's right?
[14:05] ---
    Head there.
[14:07] ---
    Okay!
[14:08] ---
    Don't let anyone see you.
[14:10] ---
    Terasaka, you and the other two stooges
    are on defense at Face Rock.
[14:14] ---
    It'll be big trouble if they
    make it past there, so play it tight.
[14:17] ---
    Gettin' used again, huh?
[14:18] ---
    Shut it!
[14:21] ---
    Ah, well done out there.
[14:23] ---
    How careless, to be killed right at the start.
[14:27] ---
    It was probably on Karma's orders.
[14:30] ---
    So all this time...
[14:32] ---
    ...that red-headed kid's
    had the most up his sleeve?
[14:38] ---
    Karma! I'm in position!
[14:40] ---
    Okay. You should see the enemies'
    positions pretty well from there.
[14:44] ---
    I'll give orders to the team
    once you report on those.
[14:47] ---
    Mimura's unassuming looks
    are perfect for covert ops,
[14:51] ---
    plus his producer's eye
    makes for a wide field of view.
[14:54] ---
    Hence his knack for reconnaissance in force--
[14:57] ---
    --not that anyone in our class ever noticed.
[15:00] ---
    --Sugino and Fuwa, I think, in the forest on the right flank.
    --not that anyone in our class ever noticed.
[15:02] ---
    --Sugino and Fuwa, I think, in the forest on the right flank.
[15:03] ---
    Nice, Mimura. Next up, Hazama. Advance.
[15:13] ---
    "Blue: Tomohito Sugino" "Blue: Yuzuki Fuwa" "Dead"
[15:14] ---
    "Blue: Tomohito Sugino" "Blue: Yuzuki Fuwa" "Dead"
    Where'd Hazama come from?!
[15:20] ---
    Use me as a sacrifice, will you?
[15:22] ---
    I'll be cursing you later, Karma.
[15:23] ---
    "Red: Kirara Hazama" "Dead"
    I'll be cursing you later, Karma.
[15:25] ---
    Muscling the slim Hazama in there like that...
[15:28] ---
    Karma must have expected
    a simultaneous strike.
[15:31] ---
    Yeah... but Hazama sucks at fighting,
    and she took down two--
[15:36] ---
    one of them Sugino,
    the close-combat superstar.
[15:40] ---
    We need a surprise attack
    when the enemy's ranks are in shambles.
[15:44] ---
    Okano?
[15:45] ---
    On it!
[15:49] ---
    "Blue: Hinano Kurahashi" "Dead"
    Huh?
[15:51] ---
    Hinano!
[15:53] ---
    I lost the Battle of the Hinas!
[15:58] ---
    Nicely done, Kayano! Holding out on us, huh?
[16:02] ---
    Where were those moves in gym class?!
[16:05] ---
    I trained plenty for my acting job.
[16:08] ---
    Now, without the pain of those tentacles,
[16:11] ---
    I can actually focus!
[16:13] ---
    Rats!
[16:15] ---
    I'll keep Koro Sensei safe!
[16:21] ---
    Wish we'd seen this earnest side
    of you sooner, Kayano.
[16:26] ---
    While you were working hard on your own,
[16:28] ---
    we were all polishing up the
    for-realsies parts of ourselves, too.
[16:32] ---
    Whatever we end up doing
    because of this battle,
[16:36] ---
    this time we're all being earnest together.
[16:40] ---
    Okie-doke! Later!
[16:42] ---
    Oh--remind me to get your autograph!
[16:47] ---
    "Blue: Kaede Kayano"
    "Dead"
[16:49] ---
    All right! Let's keep this up
    and take down another couple-three!
[16:52] ---
    Huh? But Karma said to hit and run!
[16:56] ---
    Check that out:
[16:57] ---
    It's Hara, and she's wide open!
[17:00] ---
    Tonight's rations, here I come!
[17:04] ---
    A homemade trap I worked on
    at night. Mama's mighty!
[17:08] ---
    The unarmed Hara must have
    looked like some tasty prey.
[17:11] ---
    Can't do a thing now, can you?
[17:13] ---
    Hey, no butt-cutting!
[17:13] ---
    "Red: Hinata Okano" "Red: Masayoshi Kimura" "Dead"
    Hey, no butt-cutting!
[17:16] ---
    He got ahead of himself.
[17:18] ---
    Why can't people just do as they're told?
[17:21] ---
    Ah, well. Should your lieutenant
    finish things off, then?
[17:26] ---
    I can use the stooges, right?
[17:28] ---
    You know me so well. Much obliged.
[17:32] ---
    Oh! Over there!
[17:34] ---
    I thought our formation had been leaked,
    and sure enough--they see us!
[17:39] ---
    "Red: Koki Mimura" "Dead"
[17:40] ---
    "Red: Koki Mimura" "Dead"
    Both sides are down to half their strength.
[17:43] ---
    Time to think about flag-capturing tactics.
[17:47] ---
    "Blue: Sumire Hara" "Dead"
    Time to think about flag-capturing tactics.
[17:48] ---
    I've been putting all my strategies into play
[17:50] ---
    "Survivor Count"
    I've been putting all my strategies into play
[17:50] ---
    "Survivor Count"
    knowing it would come to this.
[17:53] ---
    "Survivor Count"
    We took down Kataoka and Takebayashi
[17:56] ---
    "Survivor Count"
    to rob the enemy of strategic options.
[17:59] ---
    That's why I have Hayami
    posted at our most crucial spot.
[18:06] ---
    Guard it right, now, Itona.
[18:12] ---
    Whoa!
[18:13] ---
    Tch!
[18:14] ---
    Chiba can shoot farther
    and hits the target more often,
[18:16] ---
    but her kinetic vision and
    sense of balance are miles better.
[18:20] ---
    An active battlefield like this
    is where she really shines.
[18:25] ---
    That Hayami is bad news!
[18:27] ---
    Gotta approach carefully...
[18:29] ---
    "Isogai"
    Even if we attack from the opposite side,
[18:30] ---
    "Terasaka"
    Even if we attack from the opposite side,
[18:32] ---
    we'll have to break through Terasaka's solid defenses,
[18:36] ---
    and the area around the flag is within Hayami's range!
[18:37] ---
    "Hayami"
    and the area around the flag is within Hayami's range!
[18:40] ---
    We'll have to take Hayami out first!
[18:43] ---
    Hayami, Itona. They'll be
    coming in droves soon enough.
[18:47] ---
    Slow them down, at least.
    And if you can, eliminate them.
[18:50] ---
    Roger.
[18:52] ---
    Nakamura, once the firefight starts,
    you step in and finish it.
[18:56] ---
    Gotcha.
[18:57] ---
    I'm counting on you, meat wall!
[18:59] ---
    Say what?!
[19:00] ---
    While they're scuffling with Rinka,
    I'll rush in with you as my shield.
[19:05] ---
    Once you three are dead, I'll have
    plenty of time to get to the flag.
[19:10] ---
    So you're sacrificing us?
    Geez, you'll stop at nothing!
[19:15] ---
    Well, duh!
[19:16] ---
    I want to win this battle properly
    and kill Koro Sensei as a class!
[19:25] ---
    Nakamura, you wanted to be
    a dummy, so you did dumb stuff,
[19:31] ---
    and joined the "kill" camp first outta
    some sense of duty to protect our bond.
[19:36] ---
    Y'know, you might be the most
    no-nonsense one outta all of us.
[19:40] ---
    Hmph.
[19:42] ---
    The plan's as ready as it'll ever be.
    The only disconcerting thing...
[19:47] ---
    ...would be Nagisa,
    who even Mimura couldn't find.
[19:51] ---
    Okay, guys, forget about defense.
[19:54] ---
    We go after Hayami and Itona
    with everything we've got.
[19:56] ---
    If we kill those two, Karma'll be
    the only one guarding the flag!
[20:00] ---
    Let's settle this once and for all!
[20:03] ---
    Now. We're going in, too!
[20:07] ---
    Hah!
[20:08] ---
    "Blue: Manami Okuda" "Dead"
[20:09] ---
    "Blue: Manami Okuda" "Dead"
    Surround them from the left!
[20:11] ---
    Surround them from the left!
[20:11] ---
    Isogai's in the lead? If I can just
    take him down, this is as good as won!
[20:17] ---
    "Blue: Yuma Isogai"
    "Dead"
[20:18] ---
    I hate conflict, and I've never once
    shot better than Rinka.
[20:25] ---
    But just this one shot--for Koro Sensei!
[20:30] ---
    "Red: Rinka Hayami" "Dead"
[20:30] ---
    "Red: Rinka Hayami" "Dead"
    Yada...?
[20:32] ---
    I got her!
[20:33] ---
    And I got got...
[20:34] ---
    "Blue: Toka Yada"
    "Dead"
[20:39] ---
    "Red: Itona Horibe"
    "Dead"
[20:42] ---
    I knew I was more of a knife guy...
[20:45] ---
    No way can I hit you guys with a gun.
[20:48] ---
    Damn! They got you?!
[20:50] ---
    Doesn't matter: now the flag's underguarded.
[20:53] ---
    Nakamura--go get it.
[20:55] ---
    You bet!
[21:05] ---
    A-A back attack at point-blank range?
[21:08] ---
    It came so suddenly--and out of nowhere!
[21:11] ---
    There wasn't anyone there until just now!
[21:31] ---
    In the big window where
    the dappled sunlight shines gently in

[21:43] ---
    The day I met you felt so far away
[21:55] ---
    The memories I've arranged
    little by little keep me warm

[22:06] ---
    A small room, hearts connecting:
    you taught me gently

[22:18] ---
    Once this season comes for me, I won't be able
[22:31] ---
    To search out your figure anymore
[22:36] ---
    I'll never forget
[22:42] ---
    Until the day I can see you again

18 - Outcome Time

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[00:15] ---
    A-A back attack at point-blank range?
[00:18] ---
    It came so suddenly--and out of nowhere!
[00:21] ---
    There wasn't anyone there until just now!
[00:26] ---
    I get it...
[00:28] ---
    So he was blending in with Mr. Karasuma?
[00:31] ---
    The only one to use Self-Defense Force camo--
[00:34] ---
    and he waited for his prey
    at the perfect sniping point!
[00:40] ---
    Gotcha!
[00:46] ---
    "Blue: Hiroto Maehara"
    "Dead"
[00:48] ---
    That's why I get so antsy--
    because he pulls stunts like that.
[00:52] ---
    Now we're one-on-one...
[00:54] ---
    Let's finish this, Nagisa.
[01:03] ---
    "Wait, just hang on a sec!"
[01:05] ---
    I scream, but it gets me nowhere
[01:09] ---
    I put all my strength into being afraid of
[01:11] ---
    The limits that just kept on closing in
[01:14] ---
    Reality is merciless
[01:16] ---
    And time is especially tricky
[01:19] ---
    It's like someone's snatching away
    the blanket I just can't sleep without

[01:24] ---
    We laughed and fretted
[01:30] ---
    Over silly things, nonsensical things
[01:35] ---
    Once the final bell rings out
[01:41] ---
    The fun times will be over, too
[01:46] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:47] ---
    365 days' worth of lessons shoved into bags
[01:53] ---
    Like always, like it's "see you tomorrow"
[01:56] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:58] ---
    365 days' worth of happenings
[02:02] ---
    If you've made me an adult,
    don't be showing me tears

[02:07] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:08] ---
    365 days' worth of memories
[02:10] ---
    "64 Days Till Koro Sensei's Dead-Line"
    365 days' worth of memories
[02:12] ---
    Even if I grow up some more
[02:15] ---
    They still won't fade a bit
[02:28] ---
    "18th Period: Outcome Time"
    "by Sosuke Sugaya"
[02:39] ---
    So now it's down to Nagisa and Karma.
[02:43] ---
    Pretty gutsy of Nagisa
    to hide behind Karasuma like that.
[02:47] ---
    The referee has the least
    presence in the players' vision.
[02:51] ---
    Nagisa zeroed in on that,
    blended in with the referee--
[02:55] ---
    and waited until the moment
    he could score the most kills.
[02:59] ---
    He has the sense of a natural-born killer!
[03:03] ---
    And what about Karma?
[03:06] ---
    Comparing them on regular school grades,
[03:09] ---
    he's got Nagisa beat on all counts.
[03:13] ---
    But he must have realized by now:
[03:16] ---
    When it comes to enemies
    in this assassination classroom,
[03:19] ---
    Karma's greatest foe is Nagisa.
[03:27] ---
    He's moved already?
[03:30] ---
    Nagisa! Put down the gun and come on out!
[03:34] ---
    We'll settle it with these!
[03:37] ---
    Nagisa, you dummy! Shoot him!
    He's walking toward you wide open!
[03:41] ---
    I... don't think he'll shoot.
[03:43] ---
    Huh?
[03:45] ---
    That Karma...
[03:48] ---
    He sure plays dirty.
[03:51] ---
    If I ignore the challenge
    and shoot him with no provocation,
[03:53] ---
    the red team'll be hard-pressed
    to accept the way they lost.
[03:58] ---
    And he knows it, too.
[04:03] ---
    If I want everyone to be
    in agreement on saving Koro Sensei,
[04:08] ---
    I have no choice but to take him on
    in close combat--his specialty.
[04:13] ---
    Nagisa!
[04:14] ---
    They're going mano a mano?! No way!
[04:16] ---
    Nagisa wants Karma,
    more than anyone else, to understand
[04:19] ---
    his desire to save Koro Sensei.
[04:22] ---
    Let's watch from closer in!
[04:27] ---
    It's like... I still don't want to kill him,
[04:31] ---
    but taking on a tough opponent
    with a lot of resolve, well...
[04:34] ---
    My hands still have that feeling
    of accomplishment from killing Rinka.
[04:39] ---
    Will I feel like this
    after we kill Koro Sensei, too?
[04:44] ---
    Here come the wavering opinions.
[04:48] ---
    Guess we change our tune
    once the camo stops working, eh?
[04:53] ---
    Some of us showed
    a strength we didn't expect,
[04:56] ---
    like you and Kayano and Mimura and Kanzaki.
[04:59] ---
    And some of us went ballistic
    like we thought they would,
[05:03] ---
    some got all fired up to do better next time,
[05:06] ---
    and some irresponsible-lookin' types
    turned out to be crazy serious.
[05:09] ---
    Hush, you.
[05:10] ---
    The guy we thought was just a little runt
    turned out to be a genius assassin,
[05:15] ---
    and a guy we thought was a genius
    was secretly workin' hard all along.
[05:20] ---
    Whichever of 'em wins is fine by me.
[05:23] ---
    With all these different skillsets...
[05:26] ---
    ...we just might be able to handle
    any challenge that comes our way.
[05:37] ---
    Ever since first year...
[05:40] ---
    To put it simply, I looked up to Karma.
[05:44] ---
    Hey, sir, what's this here?
[05:47] ---
    Ah, Akabane! Moving into
    second-year territory already?
[05:50] ---
    He did what he wanted
    and was completely unafraid.
[05:53] ---
    And yet, he was smart and could do anything.
[05:55] ---
    Okay, that's all I was
    wondering about. I've got the rest.
[06:00] ---
    Hey, Akabane!
[06:02] ---
    I'm leaving early--I'm thirsty.
[06:04] ---
    "ZStudy Support" "Mathematics: Algebra"
    I'm leaving early--I'm thirsty.
[06:05] ---
    If only I could be like that...
[06:09] ---
    That's how I felt, in my ordinariness.
[06:12] ---
    "Movie Plaza" "Premiering Soon! Sonic Ninja" "Full Coverage Inside!"
[06:13] ---
    "Movie Plaza" "Premiering Soon! Sonic Ninja" "Full Coverage Inside!"
    Whoa, no way!
[06:15] ---
    Nazzoni directed Sonic Ninja?
    How cool is that?
[06:19] ---
    Ooh, and it opens today? Let's go, Shiota!
[06:24] ---
    Uh, yeah!
[06:28] ---
    So I was happy when he talked to me,
    and we started to hang out.
[06:34] ---
    That was halfway through our first year.
[06:38] ---
    But we couldn't stay friends for long.
[06:43] ---
    You Karma? You got nerve,
    beatin' up a guy's pal like that!
[06:48] ---
    Huh? News to me. Besides, he started it.
[06:53] ---
    Bullshit! He told me that--
[07:02] ---
    Can't hear you! What was that? Say it again!
[07:05] ---
    --Come on!
    --He could stand where he did
[07:07] ---
    because he had the strength
    to win in studying and fighting both.
[07:12] ---
    His was a stage I could never hope to share.
[07:15] ---
    "ZStudy Support" "Mathematics: Algebra"
    His was a stage I could never hope to share.
[07:15] ---
    "ZStudy Support" "Mathematics: Algebra"
    He must have gotten bored, being on my stage with me.
[07:20] ---
    By the time he had gotten suspended,
[07:22] ---
    we'd gone back to being plain old classmates.
[07:26] ---
    He's a harmless little mouse,
[07:29] ---
    making him one of the few people
    a combative guy like me
[07:32] ---
    didn't have to be careful around.
[07:35] ---
    But looking back,
    I put that distance between us...
[07:40] ---
    ...because there was already a part
    of him back then that made me uneasy.
[07:47] ---
    Huh? Where'd he go? Nagisa!
[07:52] ---
    I could put my guard down around him...
[07:58] ---
    I'm right here, Karma. Didn't you see me?
[08:02] ---
    ...but something kept me on alert.
[08:05] ---
    Something that could
    kill me in my sleep one day.
[08:09] ---
    --Sorry 'bout that, Nagisa! You're just so small!
    --He was so honest and good, unlike me,
[08:12] ---
    --Ugh.
    --He was so honest and good, unlike me,
[08:13] ---
    that my anxiety had to be all in my head.
[08:16] ---
    Still, he had this mysterious... something
[08:20] ---
    that I wanted to drag out of him and crush.
[08:24] ---
    And that part is scary.
[08:26] ---
    But there's no point in
    beating him in fights and in class.
[08:30] ---
    This whatever-it-is is
    something else altogether.
[08:35] ---
    It was hard to handle, and before
    I knew it, we had drifted apart.
[08:39] ---
    Now for the first time, in year 3,
    we're up on the same stage: assassination!
[08:47] ---
    And we need to win
    to get our own points across!
[08:53] ---
    You're going down!
[08:55] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
    "by Nagisa Shiota"
[09:07] ---
    Nagisa...
[09:09] ---
    A desire to win, to conquer--
[09:12] ---
    the great competitive spirit
    permitted in the young!
[09:15] ---
    You must forget all about me!
[09:19] ---
    Your own answer is there before you!
[09:30] ---
    Kill!
[09:31] ---
    Save!
[09:49] ---
    A tackle with that timing
    won't bring him down?
[09:52] ---
    There is a huge
    power difference between them.
[09:55] ---
    Yes: if one knife connects, it's a win,
[09:58] ---
    but Karma's active skills will use
    the lead-up to that moment
[10:01] ---
    to his advantage.
[10:03] ---
    Now, look at Nagisa.
[10:06] ---
    He has another knife!
[10:10] ---
    In preparation for a clap stunner?
[10:13] ---
    But Karma will have noticed, of course.
[10:16] ---
    It won't be easy to use it against him.
[10:19] ---
    Two assassins, their weapons
    and approaches worlds apart:
[10:23] ---
    How will they settle this?
[10:25] ---
    Stay tuned!
[10:42] ---
    If I take these blows wrong,
    I'll be inked for sure.
[10:52] ---
    Now!
[10:53] ---
    Tch!
[10:56] ---
    Nice! He took his knife away!
[10:58] ---
    Now's my chance!
[11:02] ---
    They both dropped their weapons?
[11:04] ---
    But Nagisa has another one!
[11:12] ---
    I'm not letting you draw it.
[11:13] ---
    The second you try, I'll hit you.
[11:16] ---
    I'll knock you out, then take
    my sweet time dealing the final blow!
[11:30] ---
    That all you got?
[11:37] ---
    Karma's taking Nagisa's attacks on purpose.
[11:40] ---
    His hits have to be doing something.
    He's been training a whole year!
[11:46] ---
    Karma is a combat assassin
    who values the process.
[11:50] ---
    Bargaining, strategy,
    how to defeat your foe...
[11:53] ---
    ...and after that battle
    comes his assassination.
[11:57] ---
    Nagisa, on the other hand, is a pure assassin,
[11:59] ---
    singlemindedly searching for
    the one strike that will lead to victory.
[12:03] ---
    And Karma takes it all, blow after blow.
[12:08] ---
    If he wins like that,
    even Nagisa will have to accept defeat.
[12:25] ---
    An axe kick!
[12:26] ---
    Bring that to a fight and
    the other guy doesn't stand a chance!
[12:38] ---
    I'll probably never find
    another place like this again,
[12:44] ---
    where your feelings can be
    right out in the open.
[12:49] ---
    But I will kill him...
[12:51] ---
    ...because I believe it's right.
[13:04] ---
    What--now?!
[13:07] ---
    That's the last of his strength!
[13:09] ---
    He bit his tongue to keep from going down!
[13:12] ---
    Just you try killing me, Nagisa...
[13:14] ---
    ...with that talent I never had!
[13:17] ---
    I'll break it all right over my knee--
[13:21] ---
    and win!
[13:23] ---
    All that bloodlust, condensed into that knife.
[13:26] ---
    If I can just dodge that, I win!
[13:30] ---
    Huh?
[13:32] ---
    N-No bloodlust?!
[13:37] ---
    An arm-triangle choke?!
[13:39] ---
    That arm pressing on his carotid
    will make him pass out!
[13:42] ---
    It's an even more perfect position
    than his earlier triangle choke!
[13:48] ---
    You will hear me out!
[13:50] ---
    How is he pinning
    Karma down so awesomely?!
[13:54] ---
    Nagisa used his own
    best assassination skill as a sacrifice
[13:59] ---
    and chose martial arts for his finisher.
[14:01] ---
    All so he could end things
    using Karma's specialty, not his.
[14:07] ---
    Just like I did to Nagisa--he's trying
    to get me to accept my defeat.
[14:14] ---
    Uh-oh.
[14:16] ---
    At this rate...
[14:18] ---
    ...I'll be toast!
[14:26] ---
    A knife!
[14:27] ---
    That close?
[14:35] ---
    Me, fight?
[14:37] ---
    I think I'd be too scared to fight.
[14:40] ---
    I mean, if my life depended on it...
[14:47] ---
    Uncle. I give.
[14:50] ---
    I lost, Nagisa.
[14:54] ---
    Hey! Listen!
[14:56] ---
    That's enough!
[14:58] ---
    Due to the red team's surrender,
[14:59] ---
    the blue team--the "don't kill" team--has won!
[15:02] ---
    Yesss!
[15:05] ---
    Aw... Well, you won, Nagisa.
[15:11] ---
    I won? I... beat Karma?
[15:15] ---
    Like anyone would
    approve of me using a knife
[15:19] ---
    to beat a barehanded mouse
    who showed that much moxie.
[15:24] ---
    I couldn't stab you, and I couldn't get away.
[15:27] ---
    I was backed into a corner,
    where all I could do was surrender.
[15:31] ---
    You beat me with martial arts,
    not with a knife.
[15:35] ---
    To think that was the best way to kill me...
[15:40] ---
    I got slaughtered. You want
    to save Koro Sensei? I'm listening.
[15:47] ---
    Really? Are you sure?
[15:50] ---
    Don't give me that dumb look
    with that beat-up face of yours.
[15:53] ---
    You look like a plague rat.
[15:56] ---
    Th-Those insults sure do
    trip right off your tongue, Karma...
[16:02] ---
    Look...
[16:03] ---
    Hup!
[16:05] ---
    ...why don't we drop the formality already?
[16:09] ---
    I don't much feel like
    sticking with it after that fight.
[16:12] ---
    What, now?
[16:15] ---
    It feels weird to change this late in the game.
[16:18] ---
    I'll do it, then. Okay, Nagisa?
[16:27] ---
    All right, Karma.
[16:34] ---
    When a big decision looms,
    people reveal their true feelings--
[16:39] ---
    and, in some cases, fight in earnest.
[16:42] ---
    But take a look at these students.
[16:45] ---
    It's precisely because
    they all fought in earnest
[16:48] ---
    that they can understand what
    they normally don't show one another.
[16:53] ---
    Sometimes conflict can be the best
    opportunity to deepen friendships.
[16:58] ---
    How would you put it?
[17:00] ---
    "Discord and conflict
    are part of education, too"?
[17:07] ---
    I'm sure you all
    have your own thoughts on this.
[17:10] ---
    I have no objection to
    the course the class has chosen.
[17:14] ---
    However, there's one condition
    on your search for a way to save him:
[17:18] ---
    You have until the end of the month.
[17:22] ---
    Though you might be
    taking a break from assassination,
[17:24] ---
    there are plenty of other efforts
    underway to take this guy down.
[17:29] ---
    If someone's going to kill him,
    it can't be anyone else.
[17:32] ---
    I want it to be you.
[17:34] ---
    So promise me that
    no matter how January turns out,
[17:39] ---
    February and beyond will be spent
    giving your all to assassination.
[17:43] ---
    Whether you save him
    or kill him... give it your all.
[17:49] ---
    Yes, sir!
[17:51] ---
    In the big window where
    the dappled sunlight shines gently in

[18:03] ---
    The day I met you felt so far away
[18:15] ---
    The memories I've arranged
    little by little keep me warm

[18:26] ---
    A small room, hearts connecting:
    you taught me gently

[18:38] ---
    Once this season comes for me, I won't be able
[18:51] ---
    To search out your figure anymore
[18:56] ---
    I'll never forget
[19:02] ---
    Until the day I can see you again
[19:22] ---
    Let's think about this in general terms.
[19:24] ---
    Are the world's leaders really
    only thinking about killing Koro Sensei?
[19:29] ---
    I don't think so.
[19:31] ---
    After all, their original goal is to save Earth.
[19:35] ---
    Along with their research on killing him,
[19:37] ---
    they must be doing research
    that doesn't involve killing him, too.
[19:40] ---
    Why don't we look into that?
[19:43] ---
    It's true: the world's top science facilities
[19:46] ---
    have formed project teams focused on saving the planet.
[19:49] ---
    "Tentacle"
    have formed project teams focused on saving the planet.
[19:50] ---
    "Tentacle"
    Naturally, that info is all top-secret.
[19:53] ---
    It would be tough for you
    to find out what they're studying.
[19:55] ---
    I've infiltrated the project database!
[19:58] ---
    What?!
[19:59] ---
    I can get into just about any online PC.
[20:03] ---
    I've learned so much this year!
[20:06] ---
    Ritsu...
[20:08] ---
    Wow! We can see what labs
    around the world are researching
[20:11] ---
    and on what schedule!
[20:13] ---
    But there are no online traces
    of the data we're looking for.
[20:19] ---
    I guess the top-secret stuff
    is only passed around in person.
[20:22] ---
    Is anyone doing research on
    how to save Koro Sensei, then?
[20:26] ---
    There! An American research team!
[20:29] ---
    "Preventing destructive
    antimatter chain reactions
[20:32] ---
    due to tentacle-cell aging and fission"!
[20:38] ---
    "Final samples to be returned
    from ISS on 1/25"...?
[20:43] ---
    ISS--is that...
[20:46] ---
    Th-The International Space Station?!
[20:49] ---
    That's where they're doing their research?!
[20:52] ---
    Oh! It could be!
[20:54] ---
    Lots of research has to be done
    in zero gravity or in a vacuum.
[20:58] ---
    And if there's any chance an experiment
    could cause a huge explosion...
[21:03] ---
    ...there'd be less damage in outer space!
[21:05] ---
    If we could only see that data...
[21:08] ---
    Unfortunately, you're just one tiny,
    distant outpost of assassins.
[21:13] ---
    Depending on the circumstances,
    that data may never come.
[21:20] ---
    Mr. Karasuma?
[21:23] ---
    No matter what happens,
[21:25] ---
    we won't quit this assassination.
[21:27] ---
    But we don't want to be lukewarm about it.
[21:31] ---
    If there's a way to save him, we will.
[21:34] ---
    And if not...
    we've decided to handle that, too.
[21:37] ---
    Right, Nagisa?
[21:39] ---
    Right. After all,
    it's our class's critical goal.
[21:43] ---
    So I want to know for sure, right now--
[21:46] ---
    so we can stick with
    our assassination till we graduate.
[21:51] ---
    Mr. Karasuma, Miss Irina,
    could you please step out?
[21:58] ---
    This chat could potentially
    cause liability issues for you two.
[22:04] ---
    Now then...
[22:06] ---
    Here's what you're trying to do:
[22:08] ---
    sneak a peek at the data
    before it reaches America
[22:11] ---
    on its way back from space.
[22:14] ---
    But how...
[22:16] ---
    About that!
[22:19] ---
    "Photo: Proof-of-Concept Craft Under Development" "Show All"
[22:20] ---
    "Photo: Proof-of-Concept Craft Under Development" "Show All"
    Did you know they're about to send this baby up to the ISS?
[22:25] ---
    A manned rocket?
[22:27] ---
    Yes--a proof-of-concept craft
    being developed here in Japan.
[22:31] ---
    It's supposed to carry
    an experimental dummy, but...
[22:34] ---
    ...what if there were real people in it instead?
[22:39] ---
    You don't mean--
[22:40] ---
    Ha! Our teacher's crazy in the head, all right.
[22:44] ---
    Yes! An out-of-season research project
[22:47] ---
    for our assassination classroom:
[22:50] ---
    Hijack the space station
    and steal their experiment data!
[22:54] ---
    No way.
[22:56] ---
    Yes, way! All the way!

19 - Outer Space Time

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[00:06] ---
    Yes! An out-of-season research project
[00:09] ---
    for our assassination classroom:
[00:11] ---
    Hijack the space station
    and steal their experiment data!
[00:17] ---
    And so the E Class's unprecedented
    research project began.
[00:22] ---
    "The reentry capsule
    carrying the research data
[00:25] ---
    will splash down in the Pacific Ocean.
[00:27] ---
    The capsule will be transported
    to the lab unopened,
[00:31] ---
    to prevent unlikely theft of
    the same by the target supercreature."
[00:36] ---
    Very clever precautions indeed.
[00:39] ---
    I can't carry anything too heavy.
[00:42] ---
    Use a five-ton capsule as a safe
    and there's no way I can steal it.
[00:47] ---
    That's why we get them to show
    us while it's still in space.
[00:50] ---
    But does Japan really have the tech
    to launch a manned rocket?
[00:55] ---
    Their technology is
    reliable enough for that, anyway.
[00:58] ---
    My influence might have moved things along.
[01:03] ---
    There was plenty to fear,
    of course, but more than anything,
[01:07] ---
    we had fun coming together
    to tackle challenges--
[01:11] ---
    we could forget about all our uncertainties.
[01:20] ---
    "Wait, just hang on a sec!"
[01:22] ---
    I scream, but it gets me nowhere
[01:25] ---
    I put all my strength into being afraid of
[01:28] ---
    The limits that just kept on closing in
[01:31] ---
    Reality is merciless
[01:33] ---
    And time is especially tricky
[01:36] ---
    It's like someone's snatching away
    the blanket I just can't sleep without

[01:41] ---
    We laughed and fretted
[01:47] ---
    Over silly things, nonsensical things
[01:52] ---
    Once the final bell rings out
[01:58] ---
    The fun times will be over, too
[02:02] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:04] ---
    365 days' worth of lessons shoved into bags
[02:10] ---
    Like always, like it's "see you tomorrow"
[02:13] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:15] ---
    365 days' worth of happenings
[02:19] ---
    If you've made me an adult,
    don't be showing me tears

[02:24] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:25] ---
    365 days' worth of memories
[02:27] ---
    "53 Days Till Koro Sensei's Dead-Line"
    365 days' worth of memories
[02:29] ---
    Even if I grow up some more
[02:32] ---
    They still won't fade a bit
[02:45] ---
    "19th Period: Outer Space Time"
[02:49] ---
    Our plans are in place.
[02:52] ---
    Now to put them into action.
[02:54] ---
    The rocket will only hold
    two people. Who wants to go?
[02:57] ---
    Me!
[03:00] ---
    Right?
[03:02] ---
    Oho, the boys, eh?
[03:04] ---
    It's an experimental vessel
    with no successful flights yet...
[03:08] ---
    Who still wants to go?
[03:11] ---
    Right?
[03:13] ---
    I still want to.
[03:15] ---
    "Tentacle"
[03:16] ---
    "Tentacle"
    A rocket would make any mech-head's mouth water.
[03:19] ---
    "Tentacle"
    But I'll give up my seat this time.
[03:22] ---
    Nagisa. Karma.
[03:24] ---
    Huh? I'm not big on these
    risky challenges that rely on others.
[03:29] ---
    Just send Terasaka up with a dummy.
[03:32] ---
    If it crashes, no harm done.
[03:34] ---
    What?!
[03:35] ---
    Karma the fighter, to provoke;
    Nagisa the assassin, for safety.
[03:40] ---
    They might be a good choice
    for hijacking a space station.
[03:43] ---
    Yeah. We'll save our money and pay our own way.
[03:47] ---
    "Tentacle"
    You two fought hard enough to bring the whole class together!
[03:52] ---
    "Tentacle"
    Take responsibility and lead the way!
[03:55] ---
    "Tentacle"
    Karma?
[03:57] ---
    Let's give it a shot.
[03:59] ---
    A graduation trip to
    outer space with your friend?
[04:02] ---
    What could be better?
[04:04] ---
    "Tentacle"
[04:05] ---
    "Tentacle"
    Okay, okay. I did promise I'd hear you out.
[04:09] ---
    Well! That's that!
[04:13] ---
    "Cape Shimazu Space Center"
[04:48] ---
    Wow, cool!
[04:50] ---
    --This is where you launch the rockets, right?
    --Hey! You!
[04:51] ---
    How the hell did you get in here?
[04:54] ---
    You don't even have ID cards, do you?
[04:56] ---
    We're here on a field trip, but we got lost!
[04:58] ---
    We followed some guy and wound up here!
[05:01] ---
    --But since we're here...
    let us do the countdown!
[05:04] ---
    --Ritsu, any of these control-room computers would work, right?
    --But since we're here... let us do the countdown!
[05:04] ---
    --Ritsu, any of these control-room computers would work, right?
    --I don't care how cute you are--no! Authorized personnel only!
[05:08] ---
    --Right.
    --Aw, I wanna push the launch button!
[05:10] ---
    --Time to plug this in and scram.
    --Aw, I wanna push the launch button!
[05:12] ---
    --Time to plug this in and scram.
    --Hey! Tickling won't help!
[05:17] ---
    Security analysis complete!
[05:20] ---
    I've placed a remote-control virus
    on the control-room computer.
[05:25] ---
    Now the control center and
    its system will act on my command.
[05:30] ---
    That's the first hurdle cleared.
[05:32] ---
    I know it's sudden, Ritsu,
[05:34] ---
    but a part of our entry route is aboveground.
[05:37] ---
    Can you do something?
[05:39] ---
    Roger. Checking your current position...
[05:44] ---
    Done!
[05:45] ---
    I'll turn off the corresponding
    camera for ten seconds.
[05:49] ---
    Roger that.
[05:50] ---
    Three... two... one... zero!
[06:08] ---
    Security guard passing through.
    Next patrol in ten minutes.
[06:12] ---
    Surveillance camera angle correction complete.
[06:15] ---
    It's not off, so please be careful.
[06:18] ---
    Got it.
[06:29] ---
    A fifty-meter staircase to the rocket hatch...
[06:35] ---
    Koro Sensei?!
[06:38] ---
    Inspection? Perfection!
[06:40] ---
    Any accident would be a liability issue.
[06:42] ---
    Please don't say such awful things!
[06:44] ---
    I'm relaying recorded footage
    of the dummies to the control room.
[06:48] ---
    If you swap them out now,
    you won't get caught!
[06:52] ---
    C'mon, Karma.
[06:56] ---
    100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95,
[07:03] ---
    94, 93, 92,
[07:07] ---
    91, 90, 89,
[07:10] ---
    --Liquid oxygen and liquid hydrogen systems are go.
    --88, 87, 86...
[07:14] ---
    Are they going to be okay?
[07:16] ---
    --25, 24, 23,
[07:17] ---
    --Flight mode on.
    --25, 24, 23,
[07:19] ---
    22, 21, 20, 19...
[07:24] ---
    You know, we've felt this
    kind of nervous before, you and me.
[07:29] ---
    Yeah.
[07:30] ---
    But... we might've changed a little since then.
[07:36] ---
    --All systems go.
    --5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
[07:39] ---
    --Main engine ignition.
    --5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
[07:42] ---
    --SRB ignition.
    --1, 2, 3...
[07:51] ---
    Liftoff.
[08:12] ---
    It's fast, all right!
[08:14] ---
    Why did you tag along, Koro Sensei?!
[08:16] ---
    Well, you know, I worry.
[08:19] ---
    Don't be overly concerned
    about getting that data on me!
[08:22] ---
    You're on a journey through space--enjoy it!
[08:31] ---
    Koro Sensei...
    there's something I'd like to say.
[08:35] ---
    You use every ounce of your life
    to give us opportunities to learn.
[08:40] ---
    And we're really grateful for that.
[08:43] ---
    But your life means more to us
    than just teaching material.
[08:51] ---
    I know. And I'm glad.
[08:59] ---
    S-So fast!
[09:04] ---
    You need to be traveling
    at Mach 23 to enter space.
[09:09] ---
    Today, for the first time,
    we were faster than Koro Sensei.
[09:21] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
    "by Karma Akabane"
[09:41] ---
    Rendezvous complete. Commence HTV catch.
[09:46] ---
    Roger.
[09:47] ---
    Mechanical arm: operation verified.
[09:51] ---
    Three more meters.
[09:53] ---
    Two meters. One meter.
[10:01] ---
    HTV catch complete. Commence gripping.
[10:10] ---
    Demonstration ship: grip complete.
[10:19] ---
    Docking complete.
[10:21] ---
    Shield interface: all green.
    Air pressure: normal.
[10:24] ---
    Permission granted to open hatch.
    Welcome to the space station.
[10:29] ---
    Your country sent you a doll to play with.
[10:31] ---
    How about welcoming it aboard
    and giving it a big hug?
[10:34] ---
    Okay!
[10:42] ---
    Huh? Where's the dummy?
[10:44] ---
    What?!
[10:46] ---
    Huh? A communications error?
[10:49] ---
    What's wrong?
[10:50] ---
    Huh?!
[10:51] ---
    H-Hello...
[10:53] ---
    Hey, it's Mizui! I've seen you on TV!
[10:56] ---
    Wh-Why is there a kid in here
    instead of a dummy?
[10:59] ---
    Hey, what's--
[11:01] ---
    I have terminated the comm-link with Earth!
[11:03] ---
    Thanks, Ritsu.
[11:06] ---
    We have a bomb.
    We would like to do this peacefully.
[11:10] ---
    Please back away so we can talk.
[11:13] ---
    This place is a little cramped.
[11:16] ---
    Let's talk somewhere with more space.
[11:19] ---
    Come on--move it.
[11:25] ---
    Therefore, please allow us
    to copy the American team's data.
[11:30] ---
    We won't be making any other demands.
[11:34] ---
    I think you know, but our teacher is a monster.
[11:38] ---
    I don't know what he'll do
    to the earth if you refuse.
[11:46] ---
    Uh-oh--these guys calmed down way too quick.
[11:49] ---
    That's a career astronaut for you.
[11:53] ---
    First, let me give you two
    daring kids a hand. Bravo.
[11:58] ---
    Oh--Japanese!
[12:00] ---
    But are you really gonna take on
    the six of us--soldiers included?
[12:05] ---
    A bomb doesn't scare us.
[12:08] ---
    Because...
[12:09] ---
    ...we've been running
    experiments here, not knowing when
[12:12] ---
    this is all gonna blow up and kill us all.
[12:19] ---
    Enough pointless conflict.
    This is no place to fight.
[12:25] ---
    We'll talk, so please, let him go.
[12:33] ---
    Even if you do steal the data,
    how are you going to get home?
[12:37] ---
    Are you going to ask us
    for help while you hijack us?
[12:40] ---
    We can make it back on our own.
[12:42] ---
    Our classmate's worked out
    the return orbital calculations perfectly.
[12:46] ---
    Yep!
[12:47] ---
    Our teacher can do any fine-tuning
    by pushing us in midair.
[12:51] ---
    This is way too reckless!
[12:53] ---
    Maybe you're just young,
    but aren't you taking your lives too lightly?
[12:58] ---
    I didn't come here because I wanted to.
[13:01] ---
    I came because my friend asked me to.
[13:05] ---
    Karma...
[13:07] ---
    And you mentioned our lives.
[13:09] ---
    We've done plenty
    of thinking about that lately.
[13:12] ---
    I mean, we're students of
    a class that'll kill its teacher.
[13:17] ---
    We should know by now
    to be prepared to face life with life.
[13:23] ---
    Just like you--right?
[13:26] ---
    It seems you have genuine faith
    in your target's plans...
[13:33] ---
    All right.
[13:34] ---
    I'll take it upon myself
    to accept the hijackers' demands.
[13:37] ---
    Prepare the data.
[13:38] ---
    Huh?
[13:40] ---
    But first, help us offload supplies.
[13:44] ---
    We'll put you to work
    and get you out of here already.
[13:52] ---
    I think they must have wanted
    to give us junior-high kids
[13:56] ---
    the experience of a lifetime.
[14:01] ---
    This might just save him.
[14:03] ---
    Yeah...
[14:05] ---
    And that'd be enough for you, right?
[14:08] ---
    What do you mean?
[14:09] ---
    Well, I'm not going against
    the class's decision to save him...
[14:14] ---
    ...I'm just wondering what
    Koro Sensei wants us to do.
[14:23] ---
    That's the lab data on preventing
    that supercreature from exploding.
[14:28] ---
    No signs of falsification.
[14:30] ---
    I can confirm it's the full data
    from the experiment in question.
[14:33] ---
    I'll just grab a copy.
[14:35] ---
    It's copied.
[14:37] ---
    Now to get back and validate it.
[14:39] ---
    Yeah, we don't want to overstay our welcome.
[14:42] ---
    Hey, pops!
[14:44] ---
    You can keep this.
[14:46] ---
    Whoa, whoa! Hey!
[14:47] ---
    Honestly, there's just
    some sweet bean jelly inside.
[14:50] ---
    Oh, no!
[14:53] ---
    Just say you were too spooked
    by the bomb to disobey.
[14:56] ---
    We're really sorry
    for the trouble we've caused!
[14:59] ---
    At least it killed some time, right?
[15:03] ---
    Swimming in zero gravity
    like they're at a friend's house,
[15:07] ---
    negotiating for top-secret intel
[15:08] ---
    like they're bargaining at a penny-candy shop,
[15:10] ---
    piercing the atmosphere like they're
    heading home from school...
[15:15] ---
    There's some pretty amazing
    junior-high kids out there!
[15:18] ---
    You guys are an awesome group of heroes.
[15:21] ---
    Come back anytime--but next time,
    do it the right way.
[15:24] ---
    I've had enough. However...
[15:26] ---
    ...I'll make sure to increase
    the budget for space exploration
[15:30] ---
    when I get in power.
[15:32] ---
    Yeah--I'm lookin' forward to it.
[15:38] ---
    Our time in space sure went by in a flash.
[15:41] ---
    Mmm-hmm.
[15:42] ---
    Now to see if we can get back
    to Earth in one piece. Ritsu?
[15:47] ---
    Ritsu...?
[15:50] ---
    I'm on it. I've crunched a *ton
    *of numbers to get you down safely.
[15:56] ---
    This spaceship may as well
    be my own body by now.
[16:00] ---
    Plus, all those sensors I have
    are picking up more than ever before.
[16:07] ---
    External temperature,
    air pressure, speed, the scenery...
[16:12] ---
    Nagisa, Karma...
[16:14] ---
    I even have a clear read on
    your respiration, your conversation,
[16:17] ---
    your heartrate, your warmth.
[16:20] ---
    To think so much, to move, to feel...
[16:25] ---
    How wonderful...
[16:27] ---
    This mission has evolved my intelligence--
[16:30] ---
    I'm experiencing it firsthand!
[16:33] ---
    Hey, you two...
[16:36] ---
    I just gained awareness of
    an emotion for the very first time.
[16:40] ---
    I'm happy. Happy to be a part of this class.
[17:13] ---
    Right on schedule! And what
    a grueling trip it must have--ow!
[17:18] ---
    Koro Sensei!
[17:21] ---
    So I didn't need to intercede
    in the negotiations after all!
[17:25] ---
    You really must have
    gotten through to those spaceguys!
[17:28] ---
    Guess so.
[17:30] ---
    Now to give you boys a little shove.
[17:31] ---
    Hup! Ow! Hup! Hot! Ow! Hot!
[17:35] ---
    Onward to--ow!
[17:43] ---
    Hey, they made it! They're back!
[17:46] ---
    Keep going! Almost there!
[17:48] ---
    We doubted, fretted, came apart and clashed...
[17:53] ---
    And finally, at the end of that long month...
[17:56] ---
    ...we went to space.
[18:00] ---
    Hooray! Yay! They did it!
[18:03] ---
    Phew...
[18:04] ---
    --What in God's name have you done?
    --Urk!
[18:07] ---
    I can't even conceive of how much
    apologizing this will take!
[18:10] ---
    I-I threatened the students into going!
[18:14] ---
    You two aren't at all responsible--
    you didn't know my plan.
[18:17] ---
    Besides, we got a nice bonus out of it!
[18:21] ---
    Data from using
    real humans instead of dummies.
[18:24] ---
    This alone should make another
    rocket launch worthwhile.
[18:28] ---
    And Ritsu discovered
    a more efficient course into space.
[18:33] ---
    Take all this and we'll call it even.
[18:38] ---
    You miscreant.
[18:46] ---
    We're home!
[18:48] ---
    Once this season comes for me, I won't be able
[19:01] ---
    To search out your figure anymore
[19:06] ---
    I'll never forget
[19:12] ---
    Until the day I can see you again
[19:31] ---
    "Staff Room"
[19:31] ---
    "Staff Room"
    Whoa! Check out this data!
[19:34] ---
    I'm glad you got it, but with
    all this jargon--I can't understand a word!
[19:37] ---
    I'll handle it. Let's see here...
[19:41] ---
    "An experiment in space
    proved that the risk of explosion
[19:46] ---
    for a tentacle creature
    is inversely proportional to its size.
[19:49] ---
    The bigger it is, the more stable,
[19:51] ---
    while the smaller ones have
    a higher likelihood of exploding.
[19:54] ---
    Unlike those the size of a small mouse,
[19:56] ---
    the probability of a human-sized creature
[19:58] ---
    going berserk and exploding
    is much lower than expected."
[20:03] ---
    Huh? That means...
[20:05] ---
    "Additionally, the drug
    indicated below is administered
[20:09] ---
    and a silicon compound is periodically
    stimulated to flow through the body.
[20:13] ---
    Simply put, by 'relieving muscular stiffness,'
[20:16] ---
    the risk of them going berserk
    decreases dramatically."
[20:20] ---
    "Stiffness"?
[20:21] ---
    "When the following conditions are satisfied...
[20:23] ---
    ...the possibility of explosion,
    even at the highest...
[20:26] ---
    ...is less than one percent."
[20:28] ---
    One percent?!
[20:30] ---
    "It is likely that other cells
    will die out before any explosion occurs,
[20:35] ---
    and the creature will gently
    evaporate within 90 years."
[20:39] ---
    So can you make this drug or what?
[20:42] ---
    It's surprisingly easy! In fact...
[20:45] ---
    "Phew..."
    It's surprisingly easy! In fact...
[20:45] ---
    "Phew..."
    ...I made one almost exactly like it before.
[20:47] ---
    ...I made one almost exactly like it before.
[20:49] ---
    That one?!
[20:51] ---
    You're kidding me!
[20:52] ---
    The key to solving this
    was right there all along?!
[20:56] ---
    Are you sure? I mean,
    it was almost too easy to find.
[20:59] ---
    No--the road here wasn't all that easy.
[21:03] ---
    Kayano...
[21:05] ---
    Because my sister
    risked her life to stop Koro Sensei
[21:07] ---
    as he was turning into a destructive creature.
[21:10] ---
    Because Koro Sensei followed in her footsteps,
[21:13] ---
    risking his life to teach us.
[21:17] ---
    If we hadn't risked our lives,
[21:20] ---
    we probably wouldn't
    be able to make that drug,
[21:23] ---
    and we wouldn't have grown into
    a class that could look for answers
[21:25] ---
    way out in space.
[21:28] ---
    Either way, less than one percent
    is as good as zero!
[21:32] ---
    Even if we can't kill him, Earth won't explode!
[21:39] ---
    Wait... what about the assassination?
[21:41] ---
    Huh?
[21:43] ---
    The one we've been
    working on since our first term?
[21:46] ---
    Should we just call it off as of today?
[21:49] ---
    Huh? I... I guess we can. Wait...
[21:57] ---
    Nagisa! Whaddya wanna do?
[22:00] ---
    This was your idea.
[22:02] ---
    No matter how minute the possibility,
[22:05] ---
    the government won't cancel
    its assassination plans,
[22:07] ---
    not as long as he remains a dangerous creature.
[22:23] ---
    I want to treat everyone's feelings with care,
[22:25] ---
    especially now that
    we've come through that tunnel.
[22:28] ---
    Here's what we decided:
[22:31] ---
    If we couldn't kill Koro Sensei
    by the March deadline,
[22:34] ---
    we'd graduate from assassination
[22:36] ---
    and go back to being
    plain old students and teacher.
[22:39] ---
    But until that deadline,
    we'd wield our blades with conviction.
[22:43] ---
    After all, here "assassination"
    is our bond with our teacher--
[22:49] ---
    and a compulsory course
    from Koro Sensei, who'd nurtured us.
[22:54] ---
    That's what we made up our minds to do.

20 - Valentine's Day Time

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[00:07] ---
    Merry Christmas!
[00:09] ---
    Merry Christmas!
[00:12] ---
    What a marvelous Christmas Eve!
[00:14] ---
    Yes, February means Christmas, all right!
[00:19] ---
    Happy New Year!
[00:21] ---
    "New Year"
    Happy New Year!
[00:22] ---
    A new year is upon us!
[00:24] ---
    Tackle your studies and your assassination with new emotion!
[00:25] ---
    "Best Wishes for the New Year"
    Tackle your studies and your assassination with new emotion!
[00:29] ---
    "Best Wishes for the New Year"
    Now, then...
[00:29] ---
    Now, then...
[00:30] ---
    Time to laze the day away.
[00:32] ---
    Where's he going with all this?
[00:34] ---
    So you're trying to take all the fun
    year-end events you missed out on
[00:38] ---
    and cram them into February?
[00:41] ---
    Ah! Exactly right!
[00:43] ---
    Our only winter break,
    and not a single one of you came to visit!
[00:46] ---
    And you were so earnestly worried
    and trying so hard on my behalf
[00:50] ---
    that it didn't feel right
    for me to invite you over...
[00:53] ---
    Dumb thing to fret about
    when we were all so bummed out.
[00:57] ---
    With all that behind you,
    now's the perfect time!
[01:00] ---
    We'll take back the winter break
    we lost--all at once!
[01:03] ---
    Koro Sensei's living life
    as frantically as ever.
[01:07] ---
    But it's already February.
    Future-facing February.
[01:13] ---
    We've got to figure out where
    we're going before we say goodbye.
[01:17] ---
    There were 32 days left
    before graduation day--
[01:22] ---
    and before Koro Sensei's dead-line.
[01:30] ---
    "Wait, just hang on a sec!"
[01:32] ---
    I scream, but it gets me nowhere
[01:35] ---
    I put all my strength into being afraid of
[01:38] ---
    The limits that just kept on closing in
[01:41] ---
    Reality is merciless
[01:43] ---
    And time is especially tricky
[01:46] ---
    It's like someone's snatching away
    the blanket I just can't sleep without

[01:51] ---
    We laughed and fretted
[01:57] ---
    Over silly things, nonsensical things
[02:02] ---
    Once the final bell rings out
[02:08] ---
    The fun times will be over, too
[02:12] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:14] ---
    365 days' worth of lessons shoved into bags
[02:20] ---
    Like always, like it's "see you tomorrow"
[02:23] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:25] ---
    365 days' worth of happenings
[02:29] ---
    If you've made me an adult,
    don't be showing me tears

[02:34] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:35] ---
    365 days' worth of memories
[02:37] ---
    "32 Days Till Koro Sensei's Dead-Line"
    365 days' worth of memories
[02:39] ---
    Even if I grow up some more
[02:42] ---
    They still won't fade a bit
[02:55] ---
    "20th Period: Valentine's Day Time"
    "by Hinata Okano"
[03:00] ---
    Future plans, eh...?
    What high schools are you guys going to?
[03:04] ---
    Someplace a little lower-level
    to give us breathing room.
[03:07] ---
    Koro Sensei taught us
    the fundamentals through senior year--
[03:10] ---
    high school can be all about
    honing our techniques.
[03:14] ---
    Must be nice! We're really pushing ourselves.
[03:18] ---
    "If you're going into communications,
    you need a solid academic record!"
[03:21] ---
    Or so I've been told.
[03:22] ---
    You sound nothing like him!
[03:26] ---
    Where are you headed, Karma?
[03:28] ---
    Ah, I'll stay at Kunugigaoka.
[03:32] ---
    Huh?!
[03:33] ---
    You mean you'll take
    the entrance exam all over again?
[03:36] ---
    I figured you for something better.
[03:38] ---
    I mean, you could get into
    the best high schools around.
[03:41] ---
    Put yourself in the
    main-campus students' shoes.
[03:44] ---
    The guy they thought
    they'd chased away is back--
[03:46] ---
    and standing head and shoulders above them.
[03:49] ---
    What could be better than
    seeing those punks' humiliated mugs
[03:52] ---
    for three whole years?
[03:54] ---
    Such a winning personality.
[03:57] ---
    Besides,
[03:58] ---
    there are better schools
    for average academic ability,
[04:02] ---
    but only Kunugigaoka has
    students who'd be fun to take on
[04:05] ---
    in one-on-one academic showdowns.
[04:09] ---
    I'll have no problem getting the job I'm after.
[04:13] ---
    I figure I can take this time
    to just enjoy a battle or three.
[04:17] ---
    That's so you, Karma.
[04:19] ---
    You've got your dream school, right, Nagisa?
[04:23] ---
    Uh-huh.
[04:24] ---
    And Kayano,
[04:26] ---
    Sugino,
[04:27] ---
    and everyone else...
[04:29] ---
    It's almost time to say goodbye.
[04:33] ---
    Each of us, going our own way.
[04:36] ---
    My top pick is
    Keisetsu University's high school.
[04:40] ---
    It's crazy tough, but the best
    shortcut for getting into the college
[04:45] ---
    Mom wanted to send me to.
[04:47] ---
    But after college...
[04:51] ---
    With these odd talents of mine,
    out of step with the times,
[04:54] ---
    I'm not sure what I can be,
    or what I want to be.
[04:59] ---
    But everyone else is figuring it out...
[05:02] ---
    Nagisa? Nagisa!
[05:04] ---
    I said, I finished the workbook!
[05:07] ---
    Sorry, Sakura.
[05:09] ---
    What are you zoning out for?
[05:11] ---
    Here you were vowing that
    you'd give me the academic chops
[05:15] ---
    to march right back into school this term.
[05:19] ---
    It wasn't a vow, exactly--
[05:20] ---
    more like "it'd be great if you could."
[05:23] ---
    Hmm. So you're pondering your future?
[05:27] ---
    Junior-high kids have it rough.
[05:29] ---
    I don't even know what I want to be.
[05:33] ---
    What is there?
[05:35] ---
    I mean, apart from being a teacher?
[05:38] ---
    Ever since I met you,
    that's what you've been to me.
[05:45] ---
    A... a teacher?
[05:46] ---
    And if you don't want to be a teacher,
[05:49] ---
    --It took her saying it for me to realize:
    --I could let you be my boyfriend!
[05:52] ---
    people admire those who change them.
[05:57] ---
    Like a child whose life is saved by a doctor
[05:59] ---
    admiring doctors and wanting to be one.
[06:02] ---
    Like a boy bewitched by beautiful skills
[06:05] ---
    longing to be an assassin...
[06:08] ---
    Just like I admired that teacher of ours.
[06:14] ---
    "Keisetsu U. High School Exam Admission Ticket"
[06:14] ---
    "Keisetsu U. High School Exam Admission Ticket"
    But...
[06:18] ---
    Hey, what's that?
[06:20] ---
    Someone's relatives?
[06:25] ---
    Go, go, Nagisa!
[06:28] ---
    Go, go, Nagisa!
[06:30] ---
    Go, go, Nagisa! Yay!
[06:35] ---
    "Beautiful English Cram School"
    Wh-What's with this... indistinct mob of giants?!
[06:38] ---
    "Beautiful English Cram School"
    They're overshadowing our school's famous joint send-off!
[06:42] ---
    "Beautiful English Cram School"
    What the heck are you doing, Koro Sensei?!
[06:44] ---
    Cheering you on, of course!
[06:46] ---
    How could I not be there
    for my dear student's big moment?
[06:50] ---
    Eeeyikes! Is that the time?!
[06:52] ---
    --Hurry, hurry! Hurry up!
    --I've got to pop in on Kimura, Kanzaki, Chiba, Hayami, and Hara
[06:57] ---
    --Hurry, hurry! Hurry up!
    --all within the next four minutes!
[06:59] ---
    Show them what you've got!
[07:01] ---
    Up, up, and awaaay!
[07:05] ---
    I'll never be a teacher like that.
[07:10] ---
    The last career counseling session
    is at the end of February,
[07:13] ---
    after all our entrance exams.
[07:15] ---
    I have until then to make up my mind.
[07:18] ---
    For now, I'll focus on the target before me!
[07:23] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
    "by Kaede Kayano"
[07:31] ---
    Why so antsy, Okajima?
[07:33] ---
    Oh, uh, nothing.
[07:33] ---
    "Tentacle"
    Oh, uh, nothing.
[07:36] ---
    Valentine chocolates? For shame.
[07:38] ---
    N-No, it's nothing like that!
[07:40] ---
    Gross.
[07:42] ---
    Rude much? You only give out
    binge-bought cheapo stuff!
[07:47] ---
    I-I beg your pardon?!
[07:49] ---
    What do we have here?
[07:51] ---
    And who are those for, hmm?
[07:54] ---
    Wh-What do you mean? It's just a formality!
[07:58] ---
    Th-They could be for anybody!
[08:00] ---
    Oh? Here I was sure you were
    giving them to this guy here.
[08:07] ---
    --Forgive me! Please forgive me!
    --Hiding her true feelings with those ace acting skills...
[08:12] ---
    --Forgive me! Please forgive me!
    --Not even Koro Sensei has tweaked to Kayano's deal.
[08:16] ---
    Ever since that kiss,
[08:17] ---
    she's not hiding her feelings for Nagisa--
    she's practically cowering in them.
[08:21] ---
    If we put these two together...
[08:24] ---
    ...we can tease two birds with one stone.
[08:27] ---
    We've got us a new toy!
[08:31] ---
    He doesn't have a great self-image.
[08:35] ---
    Can't imagine being liked by the opposite sex.
[08:38] ---
    That's why he's afraid--
    he thinks he did something bad to you.
[08:43] ---
    If you don't set him straight,
    he may never understand.
[08:46] ---
    I mean...
[08:48] ---
    I've acted love tons of times
    and studied it and stuff,
[08:51] ---
    but I have no real-life
    experience liking a classmate!
[08:55] ---
    Like, what expression should I make
    when I give him the chocolates?
[08:58] ---
    Well, let's do some recon.
[09:01] ---
    Just a little covert training.
[09:04] ---
    "Sugino - Kanzaki"
[09:06] ---
    Yesss! Yesss!
[09:08] ---
    --I'm glad you're so happy.
    --Yesss... Yesss...
[09:11] ---
    Receiver Sugino is insanely overjoyed,
[09:14] ---
    but giver Kanzaki is calm.
[09:17] ---
    Probably just a formality.
[09:18] ---
    His "insanely overjoyed"
    is insanely frightening.
[09:21] ---
    "Chiba - Hayami"
[09:26] ---
    Wow. High accuracy,
    even when firing chocolate bits.
[09:31] ---
    Here's the rest, as promised.
[09:34] ---
    Thanks.
[09:36] ---
    Respect. Let's keep it up.
[09:39] ---
    Yep.
[09:40] ---
    Their firing distance
    is one of a kind, all right.
[09:43] ---
    I can't imitate that...
    and I can't tell if she means it.
[09:47] ---
    "Terasaka's Gang"
[09:49] ---
    I put real care into making these.
[09:52] ---
    "Checklist"
    And they come with a love letter. I'll be waiting for your answer.
[09:56] ---
    "Checklist"
    "Care"? You put a curse into these, you mean!
[09:59] ---
    Guess she got the drop on me.
[10:01] ---
    Okuda made me a batch that I'd planned
[10:03] ---
    "Bonus Case"
    to put in Terasaka's shoe cubby.
[10:05] ---
    "Bonus Case"
    Cyanidation complete!
[10:06] ---
    "Bonus Case"
    Some folks secretly think chocolates are for something else!
[10:10] ---
    "Isogai - Kataoka"
[10:12] ---
    "Commercial Chocolate" "Super Value Set"
    Whoa!
[10:14] ---
    Whoa!
[10:14] ---
    All this--for me? Are you sure?
[10:17] ---
    Share them with your brother and sister.
[10:20] ---
    It's bulk commercial stuff
    from an ultra-cheap supermarket.
[10:23] ---
    Took me four hours by bike there and back.
[10:25] ---
    Before the entrance exams?
    Are you gonna be okay?
[10:28] ---
    No sweat. Me and my first choice,
    we've still got a day before the exams.
[10:32] ---
    Huh?
[10:33] ---
    I'm going to a state school.
    The same one as you.
[10:39] ---
    You are? I hope we both get in.
[10:42] ---
    Yeah.
[10:44] ---
    See?
[10:46] ---
    Everyone has their own whys and hows for this.
[10:49] ---
    Shouldn't you just say
    what you want to say in your own way?
[10:53] ---
    Yeah. Thanks, you two.
[10:56] ---
    Now, the problem here...
[11:00] ---
    --...is how infuriating it is to be watched by that gossipy octopus.
[11:01] ---
    --A couple, a couple! Let the good times roll!
    --...is how infuriating it is to be watched by that gossipy octopus.
[11:04] ---
    Leave that to me.
[11:06] ---
    Kayano, did you bring the you-know-what?
[11:09] ---
    Huh? Oh, uh-huh.
[11:11] ---
    That ought to lock down Koro Sensei for us.
[11:16] ---
    Go throw yourself
    into giving away that chocolate.
[11:20] ---
    Uh-huh...
[11:42] ---
    Where's my chocolate?!
    I must have something!
[11:44] ---
    Someone musta hid it on the mountain!
[11:46] ---
    Go look, Nagisa! I refuse
    to end this day empty-handed!
[11:58] ---
    Kayano?
[12:03] ---
    What's wrong?
[12:04] ---
    You're being so quiet.
[12:07] ---
    Oh, man--my heart's thumping
    so hard I can't think!
[12:10] ---
    How should I look?
    What should I say, when I give him this?
[12:15] ---
    H-Hey, uh, Nagisa...
[12:18] ---
    Have you figured out your future plans?
[12:20] ---
    Well, I kind of have an idea
    of what I want to be,
[12:24] ---
    but right now I'm not sure
    at all that I can be it.
[12:28] ---
    A teacher, probably.
[12:31] ---
    I've seen him look admiringly at Koro Sensei,
[12:33] ---
    not as a super-creature
    or an assassin, but as a teacher.
[12:39] ---
    I bet he'll give his answer
    at the month-end career counseling.
[12:44] ---
    Huh?
[12:46] ---
    That's Koro Sensei up in that tree.
[12:49] ---
    He's engrossed in something or other.
[12:59] ---
    Out of range...
[13:01] ---
    Guess he's not about
    to make himself a sitting duck.
[13:04] ---
    Oh, that's right...
[13:07] ---
    I've come to like that face of Nagisa's,
    looking straight ahead.
[13:13] ---
    The reason I didn't become completely empty
[13:16] ---
    after losing my family and my revenge
[13:18] ---
    was because Nagisa killed me.
[13:22] ---
    Because the honest bloodlust
    of this killer I faced
[13:27] ---
    kindly filled the holes in my heart.
[13:32] ---
    So with what face,
    what words do I give him this?
[13:38] ---
    Nagisa?
[13:41] ---
    Thank you for staying
    by my side this whole year.
[13:47] ---
    Here!
[13:48] ---
    For me?
[13:49] ---
    Yep!
[13:50] ---
    --B-But, I mean, I'm the one who should be thanking you.
    --Okay, mission accomplished! Well done!
[13:53] ---
    See you tomorrow!
    Hope you get into that school!
[13:56] ---
    Uh, yeah...
[13:59] ---
    Right now, Nagisa is looking straight ahead.
[14:02] ---
    I can't be next to him, distracting him.
[14:06] ---
    But I do want to do something to thank him,
[14:10] ---
    so I'll use my sharpest blade--my acting--
[14:13] ---
    to cheer him on with my very best smile.
[14:19] ---
    To kill yourself for someone else
    at the moment of truth...
[14:24] ---
    That part of her is a lot like Ms. Yukimura.
[14:27] ---
    Ah, how noble.
[14:31] ---
    No way can I poach
    from someone so admirable.
[14:34] ---
    Say what?
[14:35] ---
    Nothing.
[14:37] ---
    Never mind that--
[14:39] ---
    What, exactly, has Koro Sensei so enthralled?
[14:43] ---
    Oh, I got Kayano to leave some chocolates,
    a certain photo, and a note
[14:48] ---
    in an obvious spot...
[14:49] ---
    "To Koro Sensei" "From my sister"
    in an obvious spot...
[14:49] ---
    "To Koro Sensei" "From my sister"
    A photo?
[14:50] ---
    "To Koro Sensei" "From my sister"
    If I'd known it would work so well,
[14:51] ---
    "To Koro Sensei" "From my sister"
    I'd've used it in an assassination.
[14:59] ---
    A top-class dinner on Valentine's Day...
[15:01] ---
    I should have expected
    such thoughtfulness from you.
[15:04] ---
    They say men give back threefold
    on White Day next month.
[15:08] ---
    I'll accept nothing less than
    triple both length and girth,
[15:14] ---
    Karasuma.
[15:17] ---
    --I'm out.
    --Huh? Hey! Wait! Wait! Stay and eat!
[15:20] ---
    Regular-sized is just fine!
[15:22] ---
    I'll even make do with fun-sized!
[15:25] ---
    Such low-class company
    for such a high-class place.
[15:30] ---
    Here--from Hinano.
[15:32] ---
    She asked me to give it to you.
    You're not at school much lately.
[15:37] ---
    Once I see an opening, he's mine!
[15:40] ---
    ...she said.
[15:42] ---
    She's reading too much into us.
    We're not even dating.
[15:46] ---
    And the others?
[15:48] ---
    There were more chocolates than I'd thought,
    both obligatory and heartfelt.
[15:52] ---
    Maybe some of them
    thought it might turn out to be
[15:55] ---
    their last Valentine's Day on Earth.
[15:57] ---
    And? What about you?
[16:01] ---
    How's the assassination going?
[16:04] ---
    "The probability's down
    to one percent! Hooray!"
[16:08] ---
    Like it'll end there.
[16:11] ---
    So that's why she found
    a private room at a trustworthy spot...
[16:17] ---
    Yes. I was planning to talk to you about it.
[16:22] ---
    My main job now is solely
    to provide guidance to the E Class,
[16:26] ---
    so they won't put me fully
    in the loop until the eleventh hour.
[16:30] ---
    But there's no doubt that the powers that be
[16:33] ---
    are moving forward with
    a tremendous assassination project.
[16:40] ---
    To see it again like this--it's just amazing.
[16:43] ---
    Can this really kill him?
[16:45] ---
    With this weapon,
    it's not a matter of whether it can.
[16:51] ---
    What's crucial is just how *smooth
    *and how smart it'll do the job.
[16:58] ---
    A virtuous mind and
    a brutally gorgeous figure...
[17:04] ---
    Not very impressive, seeing one of our teachers
[17:08] ---
    laid so low by a single swimsuit snapshot.
[17:11] ---
    Mr. Principal, sir! Where'd you come from?!
[17:13] ---
    There are problems with your work attitude.
[17:16] ---
    I'll be cutting your salary this month.
[17:18] ---
    Have mercy!
[17:20] ---
    Ms. Yukimura... is it?
[17:23] ---
    Pity we had to lose such talent.
[17:26] ---
    She had an inexhaustible vitality
    and such passion for teaching.
[17:30] ---
    Given a few more years, she would have
    been an outstanding teacher.
[17:34] ---
    Yes.
[17:35] ---
    By the way, I hear there's
    a chance your life may be saved.
[17:40] ---
    If so, would you care to follow in her footsteps
[17:43] ---
    and teach here next year as well?
[17:46] ---
    Your forced expression and that body of yours
[17:48] ---
    are well-suited to teaching
    at this satellite campus.
[17:53] ---
    I'm flattered. For you, who judges
    a teacher purely on aptitude
[17:57] ---
    without being led astray
    by sentiment or one's past,
[18:00] ---
    to try persuading me to stay...
    It's the best report card I could want.
[18:04] ---
    "Roll Book"
[18:05] ---
    "Roll Book"
    But I've decided this will be my last year at the blackboard.
[18:10] ---
    And after that?
[18:11] ---
    Who knows? Perhaps I'll sail around the world.
[18:17] ---
    Having you for a rival
    made this school truly enjoyable for me.
[18:22] ---
    I really must thank you again.
[18:26] ---
    That's too bad...
[18:28] ---
    You turned me down before I could bribe you.
[18:31] ---
    Now that I think about it...
    I rule this school from the top,
[18:35] ---
    while you and Ms. Yukimura
    support your students from the bottom.
[18:40] ---
    That might just be my educational ideal.
[18:44] ---
    By the way, how's your son?
[18:46] ---
    Ah, he's putting together
    a ruling hierarchy for high school.
[18:50] ---
    At this rate, he'll have the whole place
    under his thumb within the year.
[18:55] ---
    Truly a remarkable young man.
[18:57] ---
    Oh, he's not quite there yet.
[18:59] ---
    There's no end to the ways
    in which he's still lacking.
[19:03] ---
    You know, Karasuma,
[19:05] ---
    I think it might not be so bad
    if the world were destroyed.
[19:09] ---
    For the kids, anyway.
[19:12] ---
    If they can't kill him,
    they'll be left with these nagging feelings
[19:15] ---
    of frustration and loss.
[19:17] ---
    Worse, if their teacher were killed
    in some huge assassination
[19:21] ---
    that's out of their league
    and beyond their control...
[19:24] ---
    ...or if they were made to watch
    their mentor's cruel and painful death
[19:28] ---
    at the hands of some conflicted assassin...
[19:34] ---
    It's scary: frustration, powerlessness, trauma.
[19:38] ---
    No matter what happens,
    it's bound to warp those kids' futures.
[19:43] ---
    I don't want to see those blameless brats
[19:45] ---
    turn into adults with twisted hearts.
[19:50] ---
    Irina?
[19:53] ---
    Once this job is over, quit.
[19:56] ---
    You're not cut out to be an assassin.
[19:59] ---
    What?
[20:01] ---
    Your emotions run too deep.
[20:03] ---
    They've grown fatally deep this past year.
[20:06] ---
    If you feel such emotion for your students,
[20:09] ---
    it'll only make any
    future jobs that much harder.
[20:16] ---
    A square like you can blow it off easily enough,
[20:19] ---
    this life I've desperately built for myself...
[20:22] ---
    I've killed a lot, you know.
[20:24] ---
    There's no going back to a place in the sun--
[20:26] ---
    not with these ten sin-stained years behind me.
[20:31] ---
    Every experience is a tool to clear your path.
[20:35] ---
    It was none other than
    those students who taught me that.
[20:40] ---
    Whether you worry or not,
[20:42] ---
    no matter what difficulty they may face,
[20:44] ---
    the experience they've gained
    through assassination
[20:47] ---
    will nourish them
    as they find their own answers.
[20:50] ---
    Irina, come work for us.
[20:54] ---
    I'm sure your experience will be
    put to good use in peacetime, too.
[20:58] ---
    The Intelligence Department
    won't ask about your past.
[21:01] ---
    There, you can save
    more people than you've killed,
[21:04] ---
    and pray for your victims
    at the shrine every morning.
[21:08] ---
    That's enough.
[21:11] ---
    Shrine...?
[21:13] ---
    But I'm Christian.
[21:15] ---
    And I have no family in Japan...
[21:19] ---
    Don't you get it? There aren't
    any churches near my house.
[21:28] ---
    Whaaat?!
[21:31] ---
    Wait, Karasuma--what are you saying?
[21:34] ---
    Just what I said.
[21:35] ---
    B-B-But a man and a woman
    living under one roof is so...
[21:39] ---
    ...immoral!
[21:39] ---
    Live alone, then.
[21:41] ---
    No! I'll do it! I'm coming! Wait up! Karasuma!
[21:43] ---
    *The day I met you felt so far away
    *No! I'll do it! I'm coming! Wait up! Karasuma!
[21:45] ---
    The day I met you felt so far away
[21:55] ---
    The memories I've arranged
    little by little keep me warm

[22:06] ---
    A small room, hearts connecting:
    you taught me gently

[22:18] ---
    Once this season comes for me, I won't be able
[22:30] ---
    To search out your figure anymore
[22:36] ---
    I'll never forget
[22:41] ---
    Until the day I can see you again

21 - Trust Time

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[00:11] ---
    "Letter of Acceptance" "Examinee No.: 64" "Name: Nagisa Shiota"
[00:12] ---
    "Letter of Acceptance" "Examinee No.: 64" "Name: Nagisa Shiota"
    I got in!
[00:14] ---
    I'm finally past the worst of it...
[00:19] ---
    You all got in to one of your top two schools!
[00:21] ---
    Congratulations!
[00:23] ---
    Splendid job wielding those
    second blades of yours!
[00:26] ---
    You'll all move on to high school
    like the twinkling stars you are!
[00:30] ---
    It's a weight off my shoulders, too!
[00:32] ---
    "Hooray! You Made It!!" "Congratulations!"
    We were supposed to start our final career counseling...
[00:36] ---
    "Hooray! You Made It!!" "Congratulations!"
    ...but first there's something I'd really like to do.
[00:39] ---
    "Tentacle"
    ...but first there's something I'd really like to do.
[00:39] ---
    "Tentacle"
    And what does one do,
[00:41] ---
    on such a joyous occasion?
[00:44] ---
    Editing.
[00:46] ---
    What for?!
[00:47] ---
    I'm making a yearbook,
    of course--just for the E Class!
[00:58] ---
    "Wait, just hang on a sec!"
[01:00] ---
    I scream, but it gets me nowhere
[01:03] ---
    I put all my strength into being afraid of
[01:06] ---
    The limits that just kept on closing in
[01:09] ---
    Reality is merciless
[01:11] ---
    And time is especially tricky
[01:14] ---
    It's like someone's snatching away
    the blanket I just can't sleep without

[01:19] ---
    We laughed and fretted
[01:25] ---
    Over silly things, nonsensical things
[01:30] ---
    Once the final bell rings out
[01:36] ---
    The fun times will be over, too
[01:41] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:42] ---
    365 days' worth of lessons shoved into bags
[01:48] ---
    Like always, like it's "see you tomorrow"
[01:51] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:53] ---
    365 days' worth of happenings
[01:57] ---
    If you've made me an adult,
    don't be showing me tears

[02:02] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:03] ---
    365 days' worth of memories
[02:05] ---
    "8 Days Till Koro Sensei's Dead-Line"
    365 days' worth of memories
[02:07] ---
    Even if I grow up some more
[02:10] ---
    They still won't fade a bit
[02:23] ---
    "21st Period: Trust Time"
    "by Koki Mimura"
[02:27] ---
    Making a yearbook?
[02:29] ---
    Yes!
[02:30] ---
    Oh, right--we did a whole-school one.
[02:34] ---
    With Mr. Karasuma as our teacher.
[02:36] ---
    And poor Koro Sensei isn't in a single shot.
[02:41] ---
    Actually...
[02:42] ---
    ...he popped into a few
    at Mach speed, just under the radar.
[02:45] ---
    It's like one of those ghost photos.
[02:47] ---
    Exactly! That's why I want to use
    these photos instead!
[02:52] ---
    A year of unguarded moments!
[02:54] ---
    These treasured selfies with all of you--
[02:57] ---
    thirty thousand in all!
[02:58] ---
    Now to find the most
    memorable ones together!
[03:02] ---
    When did you take all these?!
[03:03] ---
    That's our peeping Sensei.
[03:05] ---
    I don't really like
    looking at pictures of myself.
[03:09] ---
    Why not?
[03:10] ---
    My eyes are so tiny.
[03:11] ---
    Don't worry--
[03:13] ---
    "Hunk" "Twofer!!" "BTF: Best Teacher Forever"
    I've made versions with the "big-eye" filter, too.
[03:16] ---
    "Hunk" "Twofer!!" "BTF: Best Teacher Forever"
    How terribly kind of you.
[03:19] ---
    The official yearbook does have
    plenty of the usual shots...
[03:22] ---
    If we're making another one,
    we can be more unconventional!
[03:26] ---
    Leave it to me!
[03:28] ---
    Cool beauty Hayami at the pet shop...
[03:31] ---
    Oh! And here's a nighttime
    campus shot of Mimura on air guitar!
[03:35] ---
    H-He was behind us all along?
[03:37] ---
    I'm just getting started!
[03:39] ---
    Princess Kataoka,
    trying on her royal vestments!
[03:43] ---
    Dainty Muramatsu,
    right when a cockroach scurried out!
[03:47] ---
    Naked Okajima, running around
    the grounds at night in the buff!
[03:51] ---
    Whoa, hang on!
[03:52] ---
    So there could be some
    super sketchy pics of me in there?!
[03:56] ---
    Sketchier than that?
[03:59] ---
    Find your own photos, all of them!
    Then get rid of them!
[04:02] ---
    Oh, my! Who knew editing
    would get you so fired up?
[04:06] ---
    "A Classic Fail!!"
[04:08] ---
    "How Much For This?"
[04:10] ---
    "Cheaters Never Win!!"
[04:12] ---
    "A Dead Ringer!"
[04:14] ---
    "Who's Doing the Inviting Now?"
[04:15] ---
    "Play Dress-Up in Moderation..." "Maid Outfit"
[04:19] ---
    I can't believe he took pictures of that...
[04:22] ---
    Okay, next we'll choose photos
    for our school events!
[04:25] ---
    "Killing It at Exams!!"
    How about these? Huh? What do you think?
[04:26] ---
    "Killing It at Summer Vacation!!"
    How about these? Huh? What do you think?
[04:27] ---
    "Killing It at the School Festival!!"
    How about these? Huh? What do you think?
[04:29] ---
    This really was a one-of-a-kind year...
[04:34] ---
    Oh, but I haven't taken nearly enough photos!
[04:37] ---
    I was aiming for
    a ten-thousand-page yearbook!
[04:39] ---
    And we just keep tearing them up.
[04:41] ---
    The dictionary's not even
    three thousand pages!
[04:44] ---
    Outside, class!
[04:45] ---
    We'll dress up and get a wider variety of shots!
[04:48] ---
    "Theme: Bio-History"
    That's it!
[04:50] ---
    "Theme: Japanese History" "Divine Retribution"
[04:50] ---
    "Theme: Japanese History" "Divine Retribution"
    That's the way...
[04:52] ---
    "Theme: History of Religion"
[04:52] ---
    "Theme: History of Religion"
    Yes, nice!
[04:54] ---
    Keep going! More outfits!
[04:57] ---
    Koro Sensei helped us a lot
    with our entrance exams this February,
[05:02] ---
    but otherwise it's just been a free-for-all.
[05:04] ---
    Yeah, with us totally at his mercy.
[05:08] ---
    He's probably spoiling you.
[05:11] ---
    You've come plenty far,
    thanks to your classes through January.
[05:15] ---
    --Hey, babe--Karma got away from me. Lend me a hand, you two.
    --Now he wants to spoil his full-fledged students a little.
[05:20] ---
    I bet that's what he's thinking.
[05:22] ---
    Oh, I get it.
[05:23] ---
    Do you think we turned out
    like that, too, Mr. Karasuma?
[05:28] ---
    Sure.
[05:30] ---
    If I ever have a hard time,
    I'd trust you without hesitation.
[05:33] ---
    I can count on you.
[05:36] ---
    A man and a woman, in April...
    Living together, in April...
[05:41] ---
    In April...
[05:42] ---
    Ten times a day!
[05:44] ---
    What's with all the mumbling lately?
[05:47] ---
    Maybe she found religion.
[05:53] ---
    What's the meaning of this?
[05:55] ---
    We need to get you in on
    the cosplay action, Mr. Karasuma.
[05:58] ---
    Or is this a fitting?
[06:01] ---
    Karasuma, I can't wait for that first night.
[06:03] ---
    Shut your mouth!
[06:05] ---
    Phew! That ought to be
    enough on-campus photos.
[06:10] ---
    Hang on a sec!
[06:11] ---
    Then why are we all stuffed in this bag?!
[06:14] ---
    On-campus photos are hardly sufficient.
[06:17] ---
    I'll be taking photos
    with you around the world!
[06:19] ---
    What, now?!
[06:20] ---
    You're kidding!
[06:21] ---
    Why go to such lengths?!
[06:24] ---
    Because it's fun. And that's also why
[06:27] ---
    I'll take the time and effort
    to use my ingenuity
[06:29] ---
    and tackle the yearbook with all my might!
[06:32] ---
    Here we go!
[06:34] ---
    Gum-Gum...
[06:36] ---
    ...Slingshot!
[06:55] ---
    So I just need to pass this test?
[06:58] ---
    Yep. You have what it takes
    to go back to school with confidence.
[07:02] ---
    Heck, you can breeze
    right through the first term's work.
[07:07] ---
    You can use that time
    to get used to your new class.
[07:10] ---
    Yeah...
[07:14] ---
    When this is done, I'll go back to school.
[07:16] ---
    When this is done, I'll go back to school.
[07:19] ---
    When this is done...
[07:21] ---
    ...I'll go...
[07:21] ---
    "Garbage" "Go home!" "Dummy" "Gross"
    ...I'll go...
[07:23] ---
    ...back to...
[07:34] ---
    My blade...
[07:37] ---
    ...is most powerful
    when used in an assassination.
[07:42] ---
    But...
[07:44] ---
    Nagisa?
[07:46] ---
    It's all right; calm down.
[07:49] ---
    You can do it if you try.
[07:52] ---
    I know you can.
[07:54] ---
    I will!
[07:56] ---
    It's a different way of using my blade,
[07:59] ---
    but if I get to see that look on her face...
[08:01] ---
    "Final Career Counseling Sessions"
    "Once you're done, go on home!"
[08:04] ---
    Now, then...
[08:05] ---
    Have you found what you'd like to be, Nagisa?
[08:11] ---
    Koro Sensei...
[08:14] ---
    I'm going to be a teacher.
[08:17] ---
    I'm not fast like you,
[08:20] ---
    or invincible like you,
[08:23] ---
    or smart like you...
[08:27] ---
    But I want to be a teacher like you.
[08:32] ---
    That's good. It suits you.
[08:37] ---
    You each have a talent
    bestowed on you all equally
[08:39] ---
    that you will also lose equally someday:
[08:42] ---
    youth.
[08:45] ---
    Keep swimming forward now, without stopping,
[08:48] ---
    before this talent, your youth, escapes you.
[08:51] ---
    Yes, sir!
[08:53] ---
    "Staff Room"
[08:53] ---
    "Staff Room"
    See you tomorrow, Koro Sensei!
[08:55] ---
    "Staff Room"
    Yes, see you then.
[09:02] ---
    Is that it for the career counseling?
[09:05] ---
    Yes. They really impress me, all of them.
[09:09] ---
    The only big task left is editing that yearbook.
[09:13] ---
    Looks like I'll be spending
    my nights here for a while.
[09:16] ---
    I see.
[09:17] ---
    I'll need an article about the developments
[09:19] ---
    in your relationship with Ms. Irina.
[09:21] ---
    I'll be spending the next
    five hours interviewing you.
[09:23] ---
    Like hell! I'm leaving!
[09:31] ---
    Make it an educational yearbook.
[09:39] ---
    I have to admit, we've learned
    so much in this classroom you've built.
[09:46] ---
    Both the students...
[09:49] ---
    ...and me.
[09:55] ---
    Report.
[09:57] ---
    --He's in a classroom alone right now.
[09:58] ---
    --But how do I choose?
    --He's in a classroom alone right now.
[10:00] ---
    He won't be moving anytime soon.
[10:03] ---
    Well done, Special Agent Karasuma.
[10:06] ---
    You heard the man.
[10:08] ---
    Tonight, March 6, just as planned...
[10:12] ---
    ...we move forward with our final assassination.
[11:06] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
    "by Nagisa Shiota"
[11:16] ---
    The first shot is a direct hit
    on the entire school building!
[11:18] ---
    And the target?
[11:19] ---
    Checking the footage now!
[11:20] ---
    Look at that--not a single scratch
    anywhere in the place.
[11:25] ---
    That's our Anti-Tentacle-Creature
    Permeable Laser Satellite:
[11:28] ---
    a.k.a. "Spear of Heaven."
[11:30] ---
    Modeled after a tortoise
    and powered by antimatter lifeforms,
[11:34] ---
    then further amplified
    in a gigantic particle accelerator,
[11:37] ---
    it fires a laser from
    an altitude of 400 kilometers.
[11:40] ---
    This laser passes through any and all obstacles,
[11:44] ---
    liquefying only tentacle creatures.
[11:47] ---
    And we've just fired it
    without one bit of advance warning.
[11:50] ---
    Surely that did the trick.
[11:56] ---
    The roof and my clothing are fine--
    it's just my tentacles!
[12:02] ---
    My goodness.
[12:03] ---
    Impossible... He dodged that?!
[12:06] ---
    But it's a light-speed laser!
[12:07] ---
    What canny intuition.
[12:10] ---
    But it's not over yet.
[12:15] ---
    Since you're alive and all,
[12:17] ---
    why don't you try
    running away, super-creature?
[12:21] ---
    There's another weapon waiting for you there.
[12:44] ---
    Our Anti-Tentacle-Creature
    Permeable Laser Barrier:
[12:48] ---
    a.k.a. "Shield of Earth."
[12:51] ---
    A cluster of camouflaged ground facilities
[12:53] ---
    converging lasers to form a barrier
[12:56] ---
    that covers the entire mountain.
[13:01] ---
    Is this...
[13:05] ---
    He's got nowhere to run!
[13:08] ---
    The lasers penetrate into the ground,
[13:10] ---
    a cage of light--not to kill him,
    but to prevent his escape.
[13:15] ---
    I wanted to finish him off with that first shot.
[13:18] ---
    Once Plan B is in motion,
    all hell will break loose.
[13:23] ---
    Ready the ground troops!
[13:25] ---
    Emergency deployment per Case B-1!
[13:27] ---
    Sir!
[13:29] ---
    What the--
[13:31] ---
    What's that light?
[13:34] ---
    We were naïve.
[13:36] ---
    We thought things could maybe
    end like this, uneventfully.
[13:41] ---
    They had everything in place.
[13:43] ---
    Without our knowing...
    down to the tiniest, most horrible detail!
[13:48] ---
    These measures serve to confine
    one specific dangerous creature
[13:53] ---
    who would do us harm.
[13:55] ---
    This creature, now with no place to run
    thanks to the Shield of Earth,
[13:58] ---
    is the culprit behind
    the moon's destruction one year ago.
[14:03] ---
    We have only found out today
    that this creature--
[14:06] ---
    no, this monster--
[14:10] ---
    is in a standoff against
    the entire planet, of all things,
[14:13] ---
    and has taken some of our nation's
    junior-high students hostage,
[14:16] ---
    having gone undercover as a teacher.
[14:19] ---
    He is an extremely--
[14:21] ---
    What's going on?
[14:22] ---
    Looks bad!
[14:23] ---
    This road is closed!
    Please follow our instructions!
[14:29] ---
    It'll take another week
    for the second shot to charge up.
[14:32] ---
    We may have hurt our chances,
    firing the first one at 20 percent
[14:35] ---
    just so he wouldn't see it coming.
[14:37] ---
    But the next one will fire
    at 100 percent, and he can't get away.
[14:42] ---
    His death is a done deal.
[14:44] ---
    All we have to do now is manage
    any fallout and deal with any troublemakers.
[14:51] ---
    Nagisa!
[14:53] ---
    Kayano!
[14:53] ---
    What is all this?!
[14:56] ---
    Hey!
[14:57] ---
    Whaddya mean, "no trespassing"?!
[14:59] ---
    Look, just back off!
[15:01] ---
    Nagisa! Kayano!
[15:02] ---
    Did you see the news? This is awful!
[15:06] ---
    Look at this!
[15:07] ---
    Could these be the students
    that had been threatened
[15:10] ---
    by that monstrous teacher?
[15:11] ---
    --You're those junior-high hostages, right?
[15:13] ---
    --Excuse me! How do you feel right now?
    --You're those junior-high hostages, right?
[15:14] ---
    --Excuse me! How do you feel right now?
    --You must be relieved to hear he's been captured!
[15:17] ---
    Koro Sensei's been captured?
[15:19] ---
    What was it like spending a whole year ruled by a teacher
[15:19] ---
    "Dangerous Creature Captured" "A Year of Fear: Students Scarred"
    What was it like spending a whole year ruled by a teacher
[15:21] ---
    --who could explode at any second?
[15:22] ---
    --What's this about him forcing you to perform sham assassinations?
    --who could explode at any second?
[15:25] ---
    --What's this about him forcing you to perform sham assassinations?
    --Shut up!
[15:26] ---
    It's none of your business!
[15:28] ---
    We have it on good authority
[15:30] ---
    that there's less than a 1-percent chance
    of the earth being destroyed!
[15:33] ---
    He's not dangerous--put that on TV!
[15:36] ---
    He's not the evil teacher they're saying he is!
[15:40] ---
    Oh!
[15:41] ---
    Here, get this girl!
[15:42] ---
    Did that monster tell you to say that?
[15:45] ---
    How awful it must have been.
    You can tell us the truth.
[15:50] ---
    These are the innocent children
    that monster used as hostages!
[15:54] ---
    The children will surely
    be seriously traumatized.
[15:58] ---
    One would hope they'll be treated as soon as possible.
[16:00] ---
    "Junior-High Hostages: Psychological Impact Feared"
    One would hope they'll be treated as soon as possible.
[16:00] ---
    "Junior-High Hostages: Psychological Impact Feared"
    Poor dears...
[16:01] ---
    "Junior-High Hostages: Psychological Impact Feared"
    Who would do such terrible things to such innocent children?
[16:08] ---
    Why are they pitying us?
[16:12] ---
    You have no permission
    to film here. Leave at once!
[16:15] ---
    B-But what about our duty to report the truth?
[16:18] ---
    And terrify junior-high students
    for sheer entertainment value?
[16:21] ---
    Some duty!
[16:23] ---
    By the authority of the Defense Agency,
    this area is off-limits.
[16:27] ---
    In the interest of public safety,
    I'll ask you to leave.
[16:31] ---
    I'll take these students
    into protective custody.
[16:36] ---
    Mr. Karasuma...
    what happened to Koro Sensei?
[16:40] ---
    Time was up.
[16:42] ---
    The government implemented their last resort,
[16:45] ---
    the one they'd been preparing all this time.
[16:47] ---
    Their last resort?
[16:49] ---
    That barrier, you mean?
[16:51] ---
    That's only a cage to keep him trapped.
[16:54] ---
    In a week, they'll use
    a high-power laser to kill him.
[16:59] ---
    No! What about our assassination?
[17:02] ---
    You tried your best so far.
    Now leave the rest to us.
[17:07] ---
    Oh, now you're the big man,
    all "Leave it to us"?!
[17:10] ---
    We're completely in the dark!
[17:12] ---
    And that statement made it sound
    like it's all Koro Sensei's fault!
[17:16] ---
    This is not cool.
[17:18] ---
    They told us to kill him,
    and now they're elbowing in on our job?!
[17:22] ---
    And it won't sit well with
    Koro Sensei unless we do the deed!
[17:26] ---
    Mr. Karasuma, please--let us go!
[17:30] ---
    There are elite troops posted
    throughout town and on the mountain.
[17:35] ---
    No more openings for you
    to use to your advantage.
[17:37] ---
    Give it up.
[17:39] ---
    No!
[17:40] ---
    There's so much we haven't
    talked about with Koro Sensei!
[17:43] ---
    So much we still want to do!
[17:45] ---
    So please, let us g--
[17:50] ---
    I can't let you go! This is national policy!
[17:56] ---
    Now you listen closely, Nagisa...
[18:00] ---
    Don't give me a hard time.
[18:03] ---
    Are we clear?
[18:06] ---
    It's no use, Nagisa.
[18:08] ---
    In the end, he's just another company man.
[18:12] ---
    When push comes to shove,
    he'll just follow orders to save his own skin.
[18:17] ---
    That's exactly right.
[18:18] ---
    My position lets me protect people
    when they need it most.
[18:22] ---
    Besides, even going by my own conviction,
[18:26] ---
    I'm thinking he should be killed after all.
[18:31] ---
    Arrange transportation
    and escorts for them at once.
[18:35] ---
    Sir!
[18:39] ---
    Dammit! Karasuma, that bastard!
[18:42] ---
    Terasaka...
[18:44] ---
    Huh?
[18:45] ---
    Mr. Karasuma just said
    "Don't give me a hard time"--very clearly.
[18:50] ---
    Yeah? So what?
[18:52] ---
    Remember what he said earlier?
[18:56] ---
    If I ever have a hard time,
    I'd trust you without hesitation.
[19:00] ---
    I can count on you.
[19:02] ---
    So I think "don't give me a hard time"
[19:05] ---
    means he trusts us and
    can count on us to handle things.
[19:09] ---
    We have Mr. Karasuma's trust--
    he's leaving this to us. So...
[19:15] ---
    Let's put our heads together
    and sort it all out:
[19:18] ---
    what we want to accomplish,
    what we're capable of,
[19:23] ---
    what Koro Sensei would want us to do.
[19:31] ---
    Buff buff buff buff buff!
[19:33] ---
    Buff it up nice, no wax needed!
[19:38] ---
    Ah, that's care well taken!
[19:43] ---
    There can't possibly be anything
    for a super-creature like me to fear
[19:46] ---
    this late in the game.
[19:51] ---
    But if I could have one wish...
[19:58] ---
    I'd like to see them one last time.
[20:12] ---
    "Group"
[20:13] ---
    "Yuma Isogai: How's everyone feeling?"
[20:14] ---
    "Yukiko Kanzaki: I want to see him..."
[20:16] ---
    "Tomohito Sugino: This'll never end otherwise"
[20:17] ---
    "Yuzuki Fuwa: Let's suck it up and bide our time"
[20:21] ---
    "Meg Kataoka: If we read into what Mr. Karasuma said,
    the laser fires on 3/13. There's still time."
[20:22] ---
    "Meg Kataoka: If we read into what Mr. Karasuma said,
    the laser fires on 3/13. There's still time." "Read count:"
[20:24] ---
    "Yuma Isogai: Let's think on it"
[20:28] ---
    "Kotaro Takebayashi:
    Where are the troops? How many?"
[20:30] ---
    "Manami Okuda: And our approach route!"
[20:31] ---
    "Masayoshi Kimura: Recon team, moving out!"
[20:32] ---
    "Taiga Okajima: Me, too!"
[20:33] ---
    "Sosuke Sugaya: me, too."
[20:34] ---
    "Ryunosuke Chiba: Me!"
[20:35] ---
    "Koki Mimura:
    OK, the boys will check the mountain."
[20:37] ---
    "Sumire Hara: Leave town to the girls"
[20:47] ---
    "Itona Horibe: I want to tune up my drone."
    "Read count:"
[20:49] ---
    "Taisei Yoshida: Then come over"
[20:50] ---
    "Ryoma Terasaka: Terasaka Gang assemble!"
[20:51] ---
    "Itona Horibe: You don't have to come"
    "Read count:"
[20:53] ---
    "Ryoma Terasaka: ARGH! Shut up!
    If I say I'm coming, I'm coming!"
[20:54] ---
    "Kirara Hazama: I'm not"
[20:56] ---
    "Ryoma Terasaka:
    ALL MEMBERS ASSEMBLE!!!!!!"
[20:57] ---
    "Itona Horibe: Muramatsu, bring food.
    So what if it tastes nasty" "Read count:"
[20:59] ---
    "Takuya Muramatsu: K"
[21:00] ---
    "Takuya Muramatsu: HEY"
[21:04] ---
    "Hinata Okano: I'd like to get a little exercise in"
    "Read count:"
[21:05] ---
    "Yuto Maehara: Right?"
[21:07] ---
    "Hinata Okano: Can you get away?"
[21:08] ---
    "Yuto Maehara: You bet!"
[21:09] ---
    "Yuma Isogai: Just enough
    that our monitors won't suspect!"
[21:13] ---
    "Shock!! The Hidden-Monster Menace!"
[21:15] ---
    "Rio Nakamura: The news is ridonk"
[21:17] ---
    "Hinano Kurahashi:
    Even though Koro Sensei's not evil at all..."
[21:19] ---
    "Ritsu: Attachment" "Data analysis complete. I've calculated
    our ideal entry route. See attached file."
[21:21] ---
    "Ritsu: Attachment" "Data analysis complete. I've calculated
    our ideal entry route. See attached file." "Read count:"
[21:23] ---
    "Sosuke Sugaya: Thanks!"
[21:24] ---
    "Ritsu: You're welcome"
    "Read count:"
[21:26] ---
    "Yuma Isogai: OK, gang!
    Get that map and route into your noggins!"
[21:29] ---
    "Karma Akabane: Isogai"
[21:33] ---
    "Karma Akabane: If we get onto the mountain..."
[21:35] ---
    "Karma Akabane:
    Let me take it from there"
[21:40] ---
    "Karma Akabane: If we get onto the mountain..."
    "Let me take it from there"
[21:41] ---
    "Karma Akabane: If we get onto the mountain..."
    "Let me take it from there" "Please"
[21:45] ---
    "Karma Akabane:
    Let me take it from there" "Please"
[21:46] ---
    "Yuma Isogai: Yep, it's all yours"
    "Read count:"
[22:18] ---
    I'm up a creek here.
[22:20] ---
    That's what everyone
    the world over must be thinking.
[22:24] ---
    But I'm a Mach-20 monster, sorry to say.
[22:29] ---
    And luckily for me, I have quite a bit to do.
[22:40] ---
    I hate to toss out any of these photos...
[22:43] ---
    I'll just have to take the plunge
    and supersize this thing!
[22:54] ---
    Countdown to Koro Sensei's dead-line:
[22:56] ---
    three hours!

22 - Happy Birthday Time

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[00:07] ---
    "Spear of Heaven."
[00:09] ---
    "Shield of Earth."
[00:12] ---
    The government had gone forward
    with their final plan to bury Koro Sensei.
[00:17] ---
    We couldn't get them to hear us out.
[00:22] ---
    Our last mission: get everyone to school safely!
[00:27] ---
    We need to see him.
[00:29] ---
    This won't end unless we do.
[00:33] ---
    Countdown to Koro Sensei's dead-line:
[00:36] ---
    three hours!
[00:44] ---
    "Wait, just hang on a sec!"
[00:46] ---
    I scream, but it gets me nowhere
[00:49] ---
    I put all my strength into being afraid of
[00:52] ---
    The limits that just kept on closing in
[00:55] ---
    Reality is merciless
[00:57] ---
    And time is especially tricky
[01:00] ---
    It's like someone's snatching away
    the blanket I just can't sleep without

[01:05] ---
    We laughed and fretted
[01:11] ---
    Over silly things, nonsensical things
[01:16] ---
    Once the final bell rings out
[01:22] ---
    The fun times will be over, too
[01:27] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:28] ---
    365 days' worth of lessons shoved into bags
[01:34] ---
    Like always, like it's "see you tomorrow"
[01:37] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:39] ---
    365 days' worth of happenings
[01:43] ---
    If you've made me an adult,
    don't be showing me tears

[01:48] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:49] ---
    365 days' worth of memories
[01:51] ---
    "3 Hours Till Koro Sensei's Dead-Line"
    365 days' worth of memories
[01:53] ---
    Even if I grow up some more
[01:56] ---
    They still won't fade a bit
[02:09] ---
    "22nd Period: Happy Birthday Time"
    "by Yukiko Kanzaki & Rio Nakamura"
[02:20] ---
    Three hours until the
    Spear of Heaven is fully charged.
[02:23] ---
    Shame we'll be destroying him so completely;
[02:27] ---
    what a waste of rare test samples.
[02:29] ---
    All in the name of world peace...
[02:32] ---
    Can those kids make it through?
[02:37] ---
    What is it?!
[02:38] ---
    An intruder on the mountain!
[02:40] ---
    Seems they've gotten past the police line!
[02:45] ---
    I-It's a mob of monsters!
[02:50] ---
    What a nightmare!
[02:52] ---
    I can't tell how many there are!
[02:54] ---
    Think you can mess with us?
[03:01] ---
    Okay...
[03:02] ---
    Nice teamwork, you three.
[03:06] ---
    We've lost communication with the B squad.
[03:09] ---
    This intruder must be
    the real deal. Watch yourself.
[03:11] ---
    Got it.
[03:17] ---
    H-Hey!
[03:20] ---
    A sniper--and they've spotted us all! Location--
[03:26] ---
    Hey, uh... that didn't sound so great.
[03:29] ---
    He's fine.
[03:31] ---
    I wrapped him up nice and soft, that's all.
[03:33] ---
    This squad's taken care of, Karma.
[03:35] ---
    Okay.
[03:37] ---
    How's things by you?
[03:38] ---
    Hmm? Right now...
[03:41] ---
    Agh! Hot! It burns!
[03:41] ---
    "Wasabi"
    Agh! Hot! It burns!
[03:43] ---
    --Ow! It burns!
    --Sorry 'bout that! But you're all such pros.
[03:46] ---
    How else am I going to get you to scream?
[03:51] ---
    Your screams'll be the bait
    to lure even more reinforcements.
[03:54] ---
    I'd like to take care of
    two or three more while I'm here.
[03:58] ---
    That's doable, right, Ritsu?
[04:00] ---
    Yes...
[04:01] ---
    About three more
    are approaching over the ridge.
[04:04] ---
    And there's a fixed machine gun
[04:06] ---
    on the high ground, with all the fir trees.
[04:08] ---
    Roger.
[04:09] ---
    So if we go from the crimson-glory-vine thicket
[04:11] ---
    through the stand of stone oaks?
[04:13] ---
    Yep, that should get you there.
[04:16] ---
    Okay, Terasaka, go that way,
    take down their guys,
[04:19] ---
    and advance to the lone pine.
[04:21] ---
    Got it!
[04:33] ---
    Squads C and D have gone missing!
[04:35] ---
    I need a status report, pronto!
[04:36] ---
    What's the meaning of this, Karasuma?!
[04:39] ---
    That mountain is those students' home turf.
[04:43] ---
    They've spent the last year there
    going after a super-creature,
[04:46] ---
    having fun, and taking classes.
[04:50] ---
    They'll know their way around it
    blindfolded by now.
[04:53] ---
    Right there, on that patch of campus,
[04:55] ---
    they're the world's most terrifying assassins.
[04:59] ---
    Were you behind all this?
[05:01] ---
    They made their own decision.
    They formed their own plan.
[05:04] ---
    And they carried it out themselves.
[05:07] ---
    Even if we tried to hold them back,
[05:10] ---
    they'd be ready to bust through
    with everything they've got.
[05:14] ---
    Like a proud papa.
[05:17] ---
    Okajima, I'm there.
[05:20] ---
    Another fifty meters.
[05:22] ---
    Karma Akabane'd be
    most suited to take command.
[05:26] ---
    With his devilish brain, he'll use
    anything and everything at his disposal.
[05:32] ---
    What the--?!
[05:33] ---
    How many of 'em are there?!
[05:41] ---
    We're just gonna zap you a little, 'kay?
[05:46] ---
    This mountain's just covered with traps.
[05:49] ---
    Even if we did set 'em for Koro Sensei.
[05:55] ---
    Hey! Lemme down!
[06:08] ---
    Tch!
[06:09] ---
    Still some o' you jokers left, eh?
[06:13] ---
    It's true: we did let our guard down.
[06:16] ---
    Looks like you kids are far better
    at this place than we are.
[06:23] ---
    Stun darts, eh?
[06:25] ---
    But if you know what you're up against...
[06:27] ---
    ...it's no problem at all.
[06:39] ---
    Karma!
[06:41] ---
    You punks...
[06:42] ---
    If you'd only behave, this'd all be over.
[06:47] ---
    What in blazes are you
    objecting to this late in the game?!
[06:51] ---
    This is something we have to resolve ourselves!
[06:54] ---
    You don't get to march in now
    and boss us around!
[06:59] ---
    Please trust us on the whole Koro Sensei thing!
[07:02] ---
    Just let us handle it already!
[07:12] ---
    Karma!
[07:23] ---
    Nagisa?
[07:29] ---
    Hey! He's still moving!
[07:31] ---
    You damn brats!
[07:33] ---
    Finish him off right, you dumbasses!
[07:35] ---
    You can keep your show-off high-fives!
[07:40] ---
    There's no response from any of our troops!
[07:43] ---
    What?!
[07:53] ---
    I could tell by the sound.
[07:56] ---
    Sir...
[07:58] ---
    You've come so far, class.
[08:02] ---
    Koro Sensei!
[08:09] ---
    You mean those students crossed
    the barrier fully aware of the danger?
[08:13] ---
    What could that possibly accomplish?!
[08:16] ---
    They're civilians--we can't
    leave them to their own devices.
[08:19] ---
    It could be catastrophic
    if the cornered target gets desperate.
[08:25] ---
    Irina and I will go. We can talk them down.
[08:29] ---
    Bleah.
[08:33] ---
    That's the light from the laser...
[08:36] ---
    I see. So they'll be firing
    the killing laser just before midnight.
[08:43] ---
    That much power would even
    shut down my Absolute Defense Form.
[08:48] ---
    No!
[08:49] ---
    Koro Sensei, let's find a way out of here!
[08:52] ---
    We'll be your hostages--or whatever it takes!
[08:57] ---
    There's no stopping that laser now,
[09:01] ---
    not when people know I'm out there.
[09:05] ---
    Did you know all along
    that it would come to this?
[09:09] ---
    Even if I don't explode,
[09:11] ---
    you can't expect all these nations
    not to be afraid of a creature like me.
[09:16] ---
    Sooner or later, they'll want to snuff me out.
[09:18] ---
    It's only reasonable.
[09:23] ---
    There might have been a way
    if only we'd acted sooner...
[09:27] ---
    Like breaking the barrier projectors,
[09:29] ---
    "Octo-Creature's Students' Tearful Appeal!"
    or making the rounds online and on TV to plead our case!
[09:30] ---
    or making the rounds online and on TV to plead our case!
[09:32] ---
    That would have gotten you
    labeled even more dangerous,
[09:36] ---
    and you might have been placed
    under stricter surveillance.
[09:40] ---
    Besides, the projectors
    have impregnable defenses.
[09:43] ---
    There are anti-aircraft weapons in place
[09:45] ---
    if I so much as huck a rock at them.
[09:49] ---
    With your current capabilities and equipment,
[09:51] ---
    you'd likely get caught along the way.
[09:53] ---
    That is how perfect this plan was.
[09:57] ---
    They spared nothing,
    pouring in tech and time and people.
[10:01] ---
    This assassination,
[10:03] ---
    this crystallization of
    the world's wisdom and efforts,
[10:05] ---
    surpasses my own abilities,
    for which I offer my respect
[10:09] ---
    and am honored to have been its target.
[10:15] ---
    But... Then all our hard work
    getting here--that was all wasted?
[10:20] ---
    Is anything ever really wasted, Yada?
[10:24] ---
    You went all the way to space to find out
[10:27] ---
    that the probability of
    my exploding was less than 1 percent.
[10:33] ---
    That brought the light back
    to a darkly sinking E Class,
[10:37] ---
    and the month that followed
    was short, but very sweet.
[10:43] ---
    That process, your hearts--
    that's what's important.
[10:47] ---
    You used every last bit
    of what you learned to come see me.
[10:52] ---
    As a teacher,
    there can be no greater happiness.
[10:57] ---
    So what if time's up?
[11:00] ---
    It's just 1 percent!
    That's a risk we'll take--and gladly!
[11:06] ---
    Why won't the government
    and the rest of 'em hear us out,
[11:09] ---
    when we're the ones
    who've been closest to you?
[11:11] ---
    This octopus... okay, he's a perv,
    but he's not dangerous!
[11:15] ---
    "We won't listen to
    what those kids have to say.
[11:18] ---
    We'll just pity them instead."
[11:20] ---
    It's insulting.
[11:22] ---
    Like we can shut up and take this...
[11:24] ---
    Next time I see those goons, I'm gonna--
[11:29] ---
    Terasaka, all of you...
    Let me give you some advice.
[11:35] ---
    As you go through life,
[11:37] ---
    the mighty current of society
    is bound to get in your way,
[11:40] ---
    and there will certainly be times
    things don't go as you'd hoped.
[11:43] ---
    When this happens,
    do not look to society for a cause.
[11:48] ---
    Do not renounce society.
[11:51] ---
    Frankly, you'd be wasting your time.
[11:56] ---
    Instead, just say, "That's life!"
[11:59] ---
    and muddle your way through with frustration.
[12:03] ---
    Once you're past it, consider:
[12:06] ---
    If society's swift current
    is tossing you around,
[12:09] ---
    how should you
    be swimming there in its midst?
[12:13] ---
    You should have learned how,
    here in the E Class,
[12:17] ---
    in this assassination classroom.
[12:19] ---
    You don't always have to
    stand and face it head-on.
[12:23] ---
    You can run, and you can hide.
[12:26] ---
    If it's not against the rules,
    you can try a sneak attack.
[12:29] ---
    You can use unconventional weapons.
[12:32] ---
    Stay determined--
    not impatient nor discouraged--
[12:35] ---
    and with repeated trial and error,
[12:37] ---
    you're bound to reach
    a splendid outcome eventually.
[12:41] ---
    That's because each and every
    one of you is a top-tier assassin
[12:45] ---
    who can do just that.
[12:48] ---
    Geez. A lesson, really? Now?
[12:53] ---
    Now's the time for this lesson.
[12:56] ---
    An educator never misses
    an opportunity to teach.
[13:01] ---
    But you know, for you to try
    so whole-heartedly to save me...
[13:06] ---
    I'm so happy, I've been
    holding back tears this whole time.
[13:10] ---
    I mean it.
[13:15] ---
    How can Koro Sensei be so calm?
[13:20] ---
    If he hadn't come to our E Class,
[13:22] ---
    he might've been able
    to live a normal life somewhere.
[13:27] ---
    We were Koro Sensei's...
[13:32] ---
    By the way, Nakamura,
[13:34] ---
    your footsteps were awfully gentle,
    even during that pitched battle.
[13:38] ---
    And... do I smell something sweet?
[13:42] ---
    Sharp ears and a sharp nose...
[13:44] ---
    It's been exactly one year
    since the day the moon exploded, right?
[13:48] ---
    As I recall, Miss Yukimura
    made today your birthday.
[13:53] ---
    Feel free to praise my skill
    in getting this here in one p--
[13:58] ---
    Hey! I'm talking!
[13:59] ---
    But... it's just...
[14:01] ---
    It's my first sweet anything in a week!
[14:03] ---
    Ew, you're drooling!
    Come on, guys--let's get singing!
[14:08] ---
    And... go!
[14:10] ---
    ♪ Happy birthday to you, ♪
[14:14] ---
    --Man, this is some bullshit--tooo youuu!
    --♪ happy birthday to you! ♪
[14:18] ---
    ♪ Happy birthday, dear Koro Sensei... ♪
[14:25] ---
    ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
[14:33] ---
    This is more than enough.
[14:34] ---
    C'mon, blow it out, Koro Sensei!
[14:37] ---
    --A far greater reward than I deserve.
    --There's just one, so make it count!
[14:54] ---
    Happy birthday.
[14:59] ---
    Shi--no!
[15:01] ---
    Yanagisawa...
[15:02] ---
    The time is ripe.
[15:04] ---
    Let me give you the gift
    of the world's cruelest death.
[15:09] ---
    Sir... you know who I am, don't you?
[15:14] ---
    Why don't I reintroduce him--
    to your students, too.
[15:18] ---
    He's the man who stole the name
    "the Reaper" from that octopus.
[15:23] ---
    And...
[15:27] ---
    ...as of today, he's the new Koro Sensei.
[15:37] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
    "by Karma Akabane"
[15:56] ---
    Farewell, my teacher...
[15:58] ---
    You never did see my face...
[16:02] ---
    ...did you?
[16:05] ---
    If there were another with my skills,
[16:08] ---
    the scope of my assassination work
    would widen considerably.
[16:11] ---
    So when he volunteered to be my pupil,
    I took him in and trained him.
[16:16] ---
    This was a man who admired power.
[16:18] ---
    And so power he was taught,
    just as he'd desired.
[16:22] ---
    To cultivate loyalty, I showed him
    the absolute gap in our power as well.
[16:28] ---
    I gave him profit and awe in spades.
[16:32] ---
    There should have been
    no element of betrayal.
[16:38] ---
    Sir! Looking at our
    infiltration route for this job,
[16:42] ---
    aren't there fewer guards
    if we come in from the east gate?
[16:45] ---
    Let me handle this and I'll do all the prepwork!
[16:49] ---
    Mmm. We won't make any changes.
[16:52] ---
    Lead us in through here, as planned.
[16:58] ---
    Sir, I've thought up a knife move
    with lots of killing power!
[17:02] ---
    This dual-wield variation--
[17:06] ---
    Mmm. Doesn't work, does it?
[17:09] ---
    If you don't want more risk in your work,
[17:11] ---
    first master the skills you've been taught.
[17:20] ---
    It's not so much that I was lacking.
[17:25] ---
    I just didn't understand anything back then.
[17:29] ---
    Your student probably
    just wanted to be seen--by you.
[17:35] ---
    You were my first student, and I...
[17:40] ---
    I wasn't seeing you.
[17:47] ---
    Yanagisawa...
[17:49] ---
    This showing up now--is that part of your plan?
[17:55] ---
    So now we can collect actual
    combat data and the target's body?
[17:59] ---
    With just one of those,
    the whole war on terror would be over.
[18:02] ---
    An unkillable, invincible creature...
[18:06] ---
    I'm sure our nation would
    love to put that to practical use.
[18:11] ---
    That's...
[18:13] ---
    Is that thing...?
[18:16] ---
    Reaper 2.0... the one who'd attacked us!
[18:20] ---
    Before it was just his face--
    now his whole body is a monster!
[18:25] ---
    He's just had the same
    modifications as that octopus.
[18:29] ---
    The only difference is that he begged for them.
[18:35] ---
    Completely unlike the botched Itona
    or my little sister over there.
[18:41] ---
    Can you even imagine?
[18:43] ---
    A man who overpowered you
    singlehandedly even as a human
[18:47] ---
    now has both incomparable
    tentacles and hatred.
[18:50] ---
    The destructive power...!
[18:53] ---
    --Die!
    --Run away!
[19:02] ---
    A sonic boom.
[19:04] ---
    His tentacles have
    an initial velocity of Mach 2.
[19:06] ---
    And they can reach a top speed...
[19:09] ---
    ...of Mach 40.
[19:10] ---
    M-Mach 40?!
[19:12] ---
    In short, his basic performance is doubled.
[19:16] ---
    2.0's superhuman kinetic vision
    and intuition are amplified via his tentacles,
[19:21] ---
    making him readily adaptable
    to a supersonic world.
[19:24] ---
    Unlike some amateur children,
    he took to his tentacles readily--
[19:29] ---
    just like version 1.0 over there.
[19:32] ---
    Koro Sensei!
[19:34] ---
    But the greatest difference
    is that unlike you and that octopus,
[19:37] ---
    those tentacles were designed
    with continuous operation in mind.
[19:42] ---
    You see, he needs no upkeep. He's disposable.
[19:46] ---
    In exchange for only three months to live,
[19:49] ---
    I've made it so he can
    tap into this tremendous energy.
[19:53] ---
    And there's not even any danger
    of him exploding at death.
[19:58] ---
    A safe and flawless weapon, is it not?
[20:01] ---
    You always do this...
[20:04] ---
    Always hurting others--
[20:06] ---
    from your safe spot away from it all!
[20:10] ---
    Is that what you think?
[20:18] ---
    I'm not prepared to die?
    Is that what you think?
[20:23] ---
    Hey, that's--
[20:25] ---
    It can't be...
[20:27] ---
    I don't give a damn about my life anymore.
[20:32] ---
    Not if I can kill you,
    who stole everything from me...
[20:36] ---
    Joints, muscle fibers, spinal cord, nerves:
[20:39] ---
    it may not be my entire body,
    but if I can gradually implant tentacles
[20:42] ---
    in these key places,
[20:43] ---
    I can become superhuman
    while retaining my human faculties...
[20:48] ---
    Die a pathetic death, guinea pig...
[20:52] ---
    ...so your beloved students
    will be scarred for life!
[20:57] ---
    What the--?!
[21:01] ---
    Class...
[21:03] ---
    There's something I forgot
    to mention in my earlier lesson:
[21:08] ---
    Even an assassin who's cleverly
    avoided all head-to-head battles
[21:13] ---
    is sure to have a number of times in life
[21:16] ---
    when he or she must fight
    with every last ounce of strength.
[21:21] ---
    In my case...
[21:24] ---
    ...that would be now!
[21:31] ---
    In the big window where
    the dappled sunlight shines gently in

[21:43] ---
    The day I met you felt so far away
[21:55] ---
    The memories I've arranged
    little by little keep me warm

[22:06] ---
    A small room, hearts connecting:
    you taught me gently

[22:18] ---
    Once this season comes for me, I won't be able
[22:30] ---
    To search out your figure anymore
[22:36] ---
    I'll never forget
[22:41] ---
    Until the day I can see you again

23 - Final Boss Time

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[00:07] ---
    Class...
[00:10] ---
    There's something I forgot
    to mention in my earlier lesson:
[00:15] ---
    Even an assassin who's
    cleverly avoided all head-to-head battles
[00:19] ---
    is sure to have a number of times in life
[00:22] ---
    when he or she must fight
    with every last ounce of strength.
[00:27] ---
    In my case...
[00:30] ---
    ...that would be now!
[00:44] ---
    Koro Sensei!
[00:58] ---
    "Wait, just hang on a sec!"
[01:00] ---
    I scream, but it gets me nowhere
[01:03] ---
    I put all my strength into being afraid of
[01:06] ---
    The limits that just kept on closing in
[01:09] ---
    Reality is merciless
[01:11] ---
    And time is especially tricky
[01:14] ---
    It's like someone's snatching away
    the blanket I just can't sleep without

[01:19] ---
    We laughed and fretted
[01:25] ---
    Over silly things, nonsensical things
[01:30] ---
    Once the final bell rings out
[01:36] ---
    The fun times will be over, too
[01:41] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:42] ---
    365 days' worth of lessons shoved into bags
[01:48] ---
    Like always, like it's "see you tomorrow"
[01:51] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[01:53] ---
    365 days' worth of happenings
[01:57] ---
    If you've made me an adult,
    don't be showing me tears

[02:02] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:03] ---
    365 days' worth of memories
[02:23] ---
    "23rd Period: Final Boss Time"
    "by Ryunosuke Chiba & Rinka Hayami"
[02:34] ---
    A sonic boom with every attack...
[02:38] ---
    That's the kind of nonstandard
    battle that was underway.
[02:42] ---
    Though we can't make out
    their movements, we know this much:
[02:47] ---
    Koro Sensei is overwhelmingly losing ground!
[02:56] ---
    Koro Sensei!
[03:04] ---
    Feeling hopeless yet, guinea pig?
[03:06] ---
    Two people, times tentacles...
[03:10] ---
    ...times genius... times the power of hate.
[03:13] ---
    He's far surpassed the likes of you!
[03:30] ---
    Please--
[03:31] ---
    teach me to kill!
[03:35] ---
    Are you sure? That was
    your father I just killed, you know.
[03:40] ---
    That doesn't matter!
[03:42] ---
    When I saw you,
    my father's killer, it came to me:
[03:46] ---
    This is what my life
    of luxury has been missing!
[03:49] ---
    I want to have your skills!
    Even if I die trying!
[03:57] ---
    The boy didn't know right from wrong,
[04:00] ---
    but his eyes were brimming with talent
[04:02] ---
    and his own brand of hopes and dreams.
[04:07] ---
    It's at this point,
[04:09] ---
    before he threw away
    his tomorrows and his sanity
[04:11] ---
    that there must have been
    another way to raise him.
[04:26] ---
    They're not even in the same dimension.
[04:31] ---
    This battle is too mismatched...
[04:34] ---
    Enough to make you think
    all our hard work over the past year
[04:37] ---
    was meaningless.
[04:41] ---
    We were a hindrance.
[04:44] ---
    We couldn't do anything--not even run away.
[04:48] ---
    We were Koro Sensei's greatest--
[05:04] ---
    Is he... starting to dodge?!
[05:08] ---
    Hmph. Then how about this?
[05:11] ---
    What the--?!
[05:21] ---
    Wow...
[05:23] ---
    Evading attacks with
    the minimum amount of strength,
[05:26] ---
    using soil to block the light...
[05:29] ---
    He's closing in and "killing" their power.
[05:32] ---
    Seeing him improvise a way
    to close their battle-power gap...
[05:35] ---
    That's our Koro Sensei--through and through.
[05:39] ---
    Chalk this part up to sheer experience!
[05:48] ---
    This is where I,
    his teacher, take responsibility
[05:51] ---
    for my pupil who's strayed from the path.
[05:54] ---
    However...
[05:56] ---
    Yanagisawa. Leave us.
[06:00] ---
    This is a place for students to learn and grow.
[06:03] ---
    You are not entitled to be here!
[06:07] ---
    Still fancy yourself a teacher, eh, guinea pig?
[06:11] ---
    Then let's put you to the test.
[06:15] ---
    Don't you see why we chose
    this moment to make our move?
[06:24] ---
    You'll protect them, right?
[06:26] ---
    Isn't that what a teacher does?
[06:39] ---
    What's this?!
[06:39] ---
    Where are the kids?
[06:49] ---
    Koro Sensei!
[06:55] ---
    Koro Sensei!
[06:59] ---
    You're the very model
    of an educator, guinea pig!
[07:02] ---
    You can escape these
    harsh blows on your own,
[07:06] ---
    yet you take them head-on
    to protect your students!
[07:10] ---
    All right, 2.0: next!
[07:19] ---
    Next.
[07:22] ---
    Next!
[07:24] ---
    Next! Next! Next!
[07:30] ---
    Such darkly seething emotions...
[07:34] ---
    The strongest feeling in the world
    is the bloodlust born of love.
[07:40] ---
    He surely won't be satisfied
    until the target is torn to pieces,
[07:44] ---
    body and soul...
[07:51] ---
    Koro Sensei!
[07:53] ---
    Put the target with his students
    and this was bound to happen.
[07:59] ---
    Wrong answer, kids.
[08:02] ---
    Deciding to show up here
    tonight was a bad move.
[08:08] ---
    Stop, Yanagisawa!
[08:10] ---
    Don't drag those students in any deeper!
[08:17] ---
    Karasuma!
[08:18] ---
    Shut up and watch, government lapdogs.
[08:22] ---
    You don't stand a chance against me now.
[08:29] ---
    We'd seen it all along.
[08:33] ---
    We'd seen it, and yet...
[08:35] ---
    ...we'd looked away.
[08:38] ---
    I estimate seven or eight of them will die.
[08:41] ---
    You'll have to jump in
    and save them, Koro Sensei.
[08:46] ---
    How does it feel?
[08:49] ---
    What's it like, seeing your despairing students
[08:52] ---
    being a hindrance to their dear, dear teacher?
[08:57] ---
    Now do you see it? Your greatest weak point?
[09:03] ---
    Koro Sensei's greatest weak point--it was...
[09:09] ---
    "Us"
[09:09] ---
    --...us.
    --That's preposterous!
[09:16] ---
    This isn't a question of right answer or wrong!
[09:19] ---
    They risked life and limb to try to save me,
[09:22] ---
    and overcame obstacles to meet me here!
[09:26] ---
    That process, those hearts--
[09:29] ---
    they're the greatest gift
    a teacher could receive!
[09:33] ---
    They're not a weak point,
    and they're not a hindrance!
[09:36] ---
    They're my students!
[09:38] ---
    And I'm proud of each and every one of them!
[09:43] ---
    What's more...
[09:44] ---
    ...protecting one's students
    is a teacher's natural duty!
[09:52] ---
    Yes, yes, very good. But we'll
    deny you that duty of yours, too.
[09:59] ---
    Soon your strength will run out,
[10:01] ---
    and the students you've been protecting?
[10:04] ---
    I will slaughter them.
[10:09] ---
    This year you gained by destroying our lives...
[10:13] ---
    I'll make it have been all for naught!
[10:16] ---
    Then our revenge will finally be complete!
[10:21] ---
    Now, let's continue.
[10:23] ---
    Better protect those sweet students of yours.
[10:28] ---
    Huh?!
[10:29] ---
    You fool!
[10:30] ---
    But--how?!
[10:33] ---
    Run, Koro Sensei.
[10:36] ---
    I'll buy you time--
    just hide somewhere and recover!
[10:39] ---
    Kayano?!
[10:48] ---
    Oho...
[10:49] ---
    That's a former tentacle-user for you.
[10:52] ---
    Retained that kinetic vision, I see.
[10:55] ---
    Stop, Kayano!
[10:58] ---
    I'd regretted it all this time.
[11:00] ---
    That it was my fault
    the class learned the truth.
[11:06] ---
    That I snatched away
    the fun times we'd had together.
[11:10] ---
    So at least... let me protect you...
[11:14] ---
    ...as your student!
[11:16] ---
    You were right!
[11:18] ---
    Thanks to your actions,
[11:19] ---
    the class got to learn
    what was truly important!
[11:26] ---
    2.0?
[11:38] ---
    Don't worry, Koro Sensei.
[11:41] ---
    You can do it if you try.
[11:43] ---
    You know who taught me that? My sister...
[11:48] ---
    ...and you!
[12:27] ---
    I get to have both sisters
    die right in front of me?!
[12:32] ---
    What a couple of troublemakers!
[12:36] ---
    Maybe I should've kept her
    as her sister's stand-in!
[12:41] ---
    Too bad I'm not interested in some holey bitch.
[12:59] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
    "by Kaede Kayano"
[13:07] ---
    There we go!
[13:09] ---
    When you're beside yourself,
    your emotions twisted,
[13:11] ---
    your whole body goes pitch-black!
[13:15] ---
    You couldn't be at full power otherwise.
[13:18] ---
    In other words, this is the destructive creature
[13:21] ---
    showing his true colors!
[13:23] ---
    You yourself have
    negated the whole year you spent
[13:26] ---
    wearing that ridiculous yellow hypocrite's face!
[13:30] ---
    Most satisfactory!
[13:35] ---
    And as for this full-bore fury of yours...
[13:41] ---
    In showing his true power,
    2.0 will negate that, too.
[13:46] ---
    Now for his final attack.
[14:03] ---
    Let's get away from here!
[14:06] ---
    Nagisa?
[14:07] ---
    Now, while his attention is elsewhere!
[14:10] ---
    If we stay, we'll get
    tangled up in this for sure!
[14:12] ---
    B-But...
[14:14] ---
    Running away is
    a perfectly sound battle tactic!
[14:33] ---
    This was one hellish year, all right.
[14:37] ---
    But it ends now.
[14:57] ---
    What?! A white light?
[15:00] ---
    No--his tentacles are still black.
[15:04] ---
    No... it's yellow.
[15:07] ---
    Nuh-uh--red!
[15:09] ---
    Green!
[15:11] ---
    Blue!
[15:13] ---
    White!
[15:15] ---
    All my colors...
    all my emotions... all my past...
[15:23] ---
    All my life, all mixed together...
[15:27] ---
    ...into pure-white energy.
[15:30] ---
    My pupil...
[15:33] ---
    May your graduation, at least, be peaceful.
[15:44] ---
    Sh-Shit! If that thing
    only liquefies tentacles...
[15:50] ---
    Nooo!
[16:03] ---
    What's with the flowers?
[16:05] ---
    I just picked a few for decoration.
[16:07] ---
    Thought a soothing skill like that could,
    you know, come in handy.
[16:13] ---
    I can get rid of them if they're in the way.
[16:22] ---
    No, leave them. You've got a good eye.
[16:27] ---
    Better than mine.
[16:28] ---
    Oh, good! Then I'll bring in
    new ones every day!
[16:33] ---
    You could...
[16:35] ---
    ...but you ought to be
    studying chemistry daily instead.
[16:37] ---
    You couldn't kill a mosquito
    with what you know now.
[16:45] ---
    If only I had seen that smile,
[16:48] ---
    I might have been able to
    guide him to an entirely different life.
[17:07] ---
    The tentacles asked me what I wanted to be.
[17:14] ---
    I wanted you to acknowledge me.
[17:19] ---
    I wanted... to be like you.
[17:25] ---
    Now I can understand how you feel.
[17:29] ---
    If we meet on the other side...
    let's study together.
[17:34] ---
    So we won't make the same mistakes.
[17:51] ---
    No one shouted for joy.
[18:11] ---
    Koro Sensei?
[18:13] ---
    Kayano--she's...
[18:17] ---
    Kaede...
[18:22] ---
    Let's lay her down.
[18:23] ---
    No, don't, Nagisa.
[18:26] ---
    I don't want her to have too much
    contact with germs in the soil.
[18:31] ---
    Koro Sensei...
[18:33] ---
    Class, the past you've lost
    will never come back.
[18:38] ---
    I myself have made so many mistakes...
[18:43] ---
    But we can learn from the past
[18:45] ---
    so we don't repeat it.
[18:50] ---
    Huh? Wh-What's this?
[18:52] ---
    Kayano's blood and somatic cells.
[18:56] ---
    I gathered them up
    before she fell to the ground
[18:58] ---
    and stored them in a sterile membrane I made
[19:00] ---
    with compressed air.
[19:02] ---
    I-In the middle of battle?!
[19:05] ---
    I'd set aside the tentacles
    meant for protecting you.
[19:08] ---
    Those were the only ones
    I didn't use for fighting.
[19:13] ---
    Now to string all these
    cells together, one by one.
[19:18] ---
    Faster,
[19:20] ---
    more accurately...
[19:23] ---
    I've been improving my skills all year long--
[19:27] ---
    so if the same thing happens again,
    it won't have the same tragic ending.
[19:34] ---
    Some cells can't be repaired,
    so instead I'll leave gaps
[19:38] ---
    and fill them with my mucus.
[19:41] ---
    Within a few days, her own cells
    should regenerate and replace it.
[19:48] ---
    I'm a tad low on blood.
    Type AB donors, please!
[19:55] ---
    Nakamura! Gather up that
    birthday cake and put it in my mouth!
[19:59] ---
    Whaaat?
[20:00] ---
    But it's a smashed-up pile
    of dirt-covered garbage!
[20:03] ---
    I need to replenish my energy!
[20:06] ---
    And I wanted to eat it that whole fight!
    I call the 30-minute rule!
[20:09] ---
    30-second!
[20:11] ---
    Delish, delish, delish...
[20:16] ---
    The wound's closing up--
[20:18] ---
    without a single stitch,
    without leaving a single mark.
[20:26] ---
    Now, once her heart starts working, she'll come back to life.
[20:28] ---
    "What to Do for a Gut-Shot Student" "by Koro Sensei"
    Now, once her heart starts working, she'll come back to life.
[20:29] ---
    "What to Do for a Gut-Shot Student" "by Koro Sensei"
    It should go perfectly, according to my
[20:31] ---
    "What to Do for a Gut-Shot Student" "by Koro Sensei"
    "What to Do for a Gut-Shot Student" manual.
[20:35] ---
    Who'd even anticipate such a disaster?!
[20:39] ---
    I can say this now, but if your bodies
    were ever torn to pieces,
[20:44] ---
    I was prepared to put them back together.
[20:47] ---
    As long as I'm around, that is.
[20:53] ---
    As long as the teacher...
[20:55] ---
    ...is properly seeing his student.
[21:14] ---
    Did you save me... again?
[21:19] ---
    As many times as it takes.
[21:22] ---
    Your sister would have done the same.
[21:31] ---
    The important thing is
    not repeating your mistakes.
[21:36] ---
    Aguri? Did I do a good job as a teacher...
[21:43] ---
    ...during this treasure
    of a year that you gave me?
[21:55] ---
    The memories I've arranged
    little by little keep me warm

[22:06] ---
    A small room, hearts connecting:
    you taught me gently

[22:18] ---
    Once this season comes for me, I won't be able
[22:30] ---
    To search out your figure anymore
[22:36] ---
    I'll never forget
[22:41] ---
    Until the day I can see you again

24 - Graduation Time

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[00:06] ---
    We'd always been protected.
[00:10] ---
    He was as overprotective as he was tough,
[00:14] ---
    this teacher who'd
    done more living than we had.
[00:22] ---
    "24th Period: Graduation Time"
    "by Karma Akabane"
[00:27] ---
    Kayano...
[00:28] ---
    Thank goodness you're all right.
[00:30] ---
    Nagisaaachoo!
[00:32] ---
    Brrr...
[00:33] ---
    Hey! What's with this getup?!
[00:41] ---
    Wh-What...
[00:42] ---
    --Pathetic.
    --What is?!
[00:44] ---
    Aw, c'mon--
[00:46] ---
    Koro Sensei even fixed up your hair for you.
[00:48] ---
    Thanks... but I wish
    he'd fixed up my clothes first.
[00:51] ---
    Y'know, Koro Sensei's
    so generous with his care and all,
[00:55] ---
    you might've come out of that
    a little bustier than before.
[00:58] ---
    Is that so, Koro Sensei?
[01:06] ---
    Phew... I'm beat.
[01:11] ---
    As Koro Sensei collapsed,
    he seemed unusually satisfied...
[01:16] ---
    ...and unusually frail.
[01:19] ---
    Class?
[01:22] ---
    What kind of an assassin
    would let a dying target escape?
[01:28] ---
    Don't you see?
[01:30] ---
    It's killing time.
[01:35] ---
    Fun times...
[01:38] ---
    ...are bound to end.
[01:41] ---
    That's what a classroom's all about.
[01:46] ---
    The swelling light of the laser
[01:50] ---
    told us eloquently, cruelly,
    that it was right on schedule.
[01:57] ---
    We had no time to hesitate.
[01:58] ---
    "March 12"
    We had no time to hesitate.
[02:03] ---
    Guys...
[02:05] ---
    We have to decide this ourselves.
[02:14] ---
    We could choose to stay out
    of this and leave it up to fate...
[02:23] ---
    Show of hands: Who doesn't
    want to kill Koro Sensei?
[02:41] ---
    Okay, hands down.
[02:46] ---
    Who wants to kill him?
[03:04] ---
    They were always with us:
    our guns, our knives... and our teacher.
[03:20] ---
    This is our answer.
[03:25] ---
    We are killers. Our target is our teacher.
[03:35] ---
    We were all painfully aware
    of what we had to do to our mentor
[03:41] ---
    for us to graduate with our bond still intact.
[03:57] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #33:
    Can be captured if everyone holds him down"
[04:03] ---
    You can't move like this, right, Koro Sensei?
[04:07] ---
    Exactly so, Nakamura. I *am
    *worried about your weak grip, though.
[04:18] ---
    We didn't give much thought to the reason--
[04:21] ---
    that we were doing it to kill him.
[04:25] ---
    He'd praised us, scolded us,
    and nurtured us all year.
[04:31] ---
    Now we all took firm hold
    of our teacher's tentacles.
[04:38] ---
    Your heart is under your tie, right?
[04:43] ---
    Who's going to...
[04:55] ---
    You guys, please--
[05:01] ---
    Please... let me.
[05:10] ---
    We got no complaints.
[05:13] ---
    You're the head of this class, Nagisa.
[05:33] ---
    Sir...
[05:43] ---
    Nagisa, you can stab down through my tie.
[05:49] ---
    The very day I received this tie,
    I managed to put a hole in it.
[05:53] ---
    I left it like that.
[05:56] ---
    This, too, is an important connection.
[06:03] ---
    Ah, but first, I have to say
    my goodbyes to these teachers.
[06:08] ---
    Miss Irina, are you sure
    you don't want to join in?
[06:12] ---
    This is your chance at that bounty.
[06:17] ---
    I've gotten enough already.
[06:20] ---
    So many ties, so much experience--
    from you and the children both.
[06:26] ---
    This assassination...
    is the bond between you and those kids.
[06:34] ---
    And Mr. Karasuma--
[06:38] ---
    You, too, have made
    these students what they are today.
[06:44] ---
    Please continue to offer your guidance.
[06:50] ---
    You may have caused me no end of trouble,
[06:52] ---
    but this is one year I'll never forget.
[06:58] ---
    Farewell... Koro Sensei.
[07:02] ---
    Yes.
[07:08] ---
    Now then, class, it's about that time.
[07:12] ---
    Twenty-four hours
    wouldn't be enough time for me
[07:14] ---
    to say my goodbyes to each of you in turn.
[07:17] ---
    We can't talk long... so instead,
[07:21] ---
    "Roll Book"
[07:22] ---
    "Roll Book"
    I'll take attendance one last time.
[07:28] ---
    Please look me in the eye
    and answer in a loud voice.
[07:34] ---
    Once you've all responded, you can kill me.
[07:40] ---
    N-Nobody left early, did they?!
[07:43] ---
    If someone didn't respond now,
    of all times, I'd kill myself!
[07:47] ---
    Just do it already!
[07:48] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Spot #36:
    Disorganized when it really counts"
[07:52] ---
    All right:
[07:56] ---
    Karma Akabane.
[07:59] ---
    Here.
[08:00] ---
    "3-E, #1: Karma Akabane"
[08:05] ---
    Yuma Isogai.
[08:08] ---
    Here.
[08:09] ---
    "3-E, #2: Yuma Isogai"
[08:14] ---
    Taiga Okajima.
[08:17] ---
    Here.
[08:19] ---
    "3-E, #3: Taiga Okajima"
[08:23] ---
    Hinata Okano.
[08:26] ---
    Uh-huh...
[08:27] ---
    "3-E, #4: Hinata Okano"
[08:32] ---
    Manami Okuda.
[08:35] ---
    H-Here!
[08:37] ---
    "3-E, #5: Manami Okuda"
[08:41] ---
    Meg Kataoka.
[08:44] ---
    Here.
[08:46] ---
    "3-E, #6: Meg Kataoka"
[08:50] ---
    Kaede Kayano.
[08:53] ---
    Here.
[08:54] ---
    "3-E, #7: Kaede Kayano"
[08:59] ---
    Yukiko Kanzaki.
[09:02] ---
    Here.
[09:03] ---
    "3-E, #8: Yukiko Kanzaki"
[09:08] ---
    Justice Kimura.
[09:11] ---
    Here!
[09:12] ---
    "3-E, #9: Justice Kimura"
[09:17] ---
    Hinano Kurahashi.
[09:19] ---
    Here...
[09:21] ---
    "3-E, #10: Hinano Kurahashi"
[09:27] ---
    Nagisa Shiota.
[09:29] ---
    Here.
[09:31] ---
    "3-E, #11: Nagisa Shiota"
[09:36] ---
    My young assassins...
[09:42] ---
    Sosuke Sugaya.
[09:45] ---
    Here.
[09:46] ---
    "3-E, #12: Sosuke Sugaya"
[09:50] ---
    You who are about to cut down a single life...
[09:58] ---
    Tomohito Sugino.
[10:00] ---
    Here.
[10:02] ---
    "3-E, #13: Tomohito Sugino"
[10:06] ---
    Surely you know better
    than anyone the value of life...
[10:14] ---
    Kotaro Takebayashi.
[10:16] ---
    Here.
[10:18] ---
    "3-E, #14: Kotaro Takebayashi"
[10:23] ---
    Ryunosuke Chiba.
[10:25] ---
    Here.
[10:27] ---
    "3-E, #15: Ryunosuke Chiba"
[10:31] ---
    ...because you've studied...
[10:36] ---
    Ryoma Terasaka.
[10:39] ---
    Yo.
[10:40] ---
    "3-E, #16: Ryoma Terasaka"
[10:44] ---
    "3-E Class Schedule"
[10:45] ---
    "3-E Class Schedule"
    ...fretted...
[10:46] ---
    "3-E Class Schedule"
[10:50] ---
    Rio Nakamura.
[10:52] ---
    Yep.
[10:53] ---
    "3-E, #17: Rio Nakamura"
[10:57] ---
    "Tentacles"
[10:58] ---
    "Tentacles"
    ...and really thought this through.
[11:00] ---
    "Tentacles"
[11:04] ---
    Kirara Hazama.
[11:07] ---
    Here.
[11:09] ---
    "3-E, #18: Kirara Hazama"
[11:13] ---
    Rinka Hayami.
[11:15] ---
    Here.
[11:17] ---
    "3-E, #19: Rinka Hayami"
[11:20] ---
    "Tentacles"
[11:21] ---
    "Tentacles"
    You are what gave my life value.
[11:26] ---
    "Tentacles"
[11:30] ---
    Sumire Hara.
[11:32] ---
    Here.
[11:34] ---
    "3-E, #20: Sumire Hara"
[11:38] ---
    As I fostered you all...
[11:44] ---
    Yuzuki Fuwa.
[11:46] ---
    Here!
[11:48] ---
    "3-E, #21: Yuzuki Fuwa"
[11:52] ---
    ...you fostered me.
[12:00] ---
    Hiroto Maehara.
[12:03] ---
    Mmm.
[12:04] ---
    "3-E, #22: Hiroto Maehara"
[12:09] ---
    Koki Mimura.
[12:12] ---
    Here.
[12:14] ---
    "3-E, #23: Koki Mimura"
[12:17] ---
    So please...
[12:23] ---
    Takuya Muramatsu.
[12:25] ---
    Yeah.
[12:27] ---
    "3-E, #24: Takuya Muramatsu"
[12:31] ---
    ...here, now...
[12:37] ---
    Toka Yada.
[12:39] ---
    Here!
[12:41] ---
    "3-E, #25: Toka Yada"
[12:45] ---
    ...reap me with your finest bloodlust.
[12:53] ---
    Taisei Yoshida.
[12:56] ---
    Here!
[12:57] ---
    "3-E, #26: Taisei Yoshida"
[13:02] ---
    If I could help nurture these 28 souls
    as they move into the future...
[13:10] ---
    Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery--Ritsu.
[13:13] ---
    Here.
[13:15] ---
    "3-E, #27: Autonomous
    Intelligence Fixed Artillery"
[13:19] ---
    ...I would be so happy, I could die.
[13:27] ---
    Itona Horibe.
[13:29] ---
    Here.
[13:31] ---
    "3-E, #28: Itona Horibe"
[13:36] ---
    It was a really... really fun year.
[13:41] ---
    "Be happy"
[13:48] ---
    I'm so happy... to be killed by you all.
[13:55] ---
    From one traveler to another...
[14:00] ---
    ...a yell--
[14:05] ---
    for all of life!
[14:18] ---
    This is it. I have to kill him.
[14:36] ---
    I'm shaking...
[14:40] ---
    ...shaking...
[15:11] ---
    Don't kill me feeling like that.
[15:16] ---
    Calm yourself. Smile.
[15:49] ---
    The wind blows
[15:55] ---
    And presses on my shoulder
[16:02] ---
    Ah, the road I must follow
[16:10] ---
    *Now lays ahead of you*
[16:14] ---
    *The wind blow *
[16:16] ---
    *The wind blows
    *Goodbye, Koro Sensei.
[16:21] ---
    And leafs through my yearbook
[16:24] ---
    *And leafs through my yearbook
    *Yes--goodbye.
[16:27] ---
    Ah, it was all so glorious
[16:30] ---
    *Ah, it was all so glorious
    *I couldn't say more than the bare minimum.
[16:35] ---
    *Ah, it was all so glorious
    *Gratitude, parting regrets-- I put all of my emotions into my blade.
[16:35] ---
    *And so kind
    *Gratitude, parting regrets-- I put all of my emotions into my blade.
[16:40] ---
    *You understood us better
    *Gratitude, parting regrets-- I put all of my emotions into my blade.
[16:41] ---
    *You understood us better
    *As though pouring in my soul,
[16:45] ---
    *You understood us better
    *as though thanking him with all my being,
[16:46] ---
    *Than anyone else
    *as though thanking him with all my being,
[16:48] ---
    *Than anyone else
    *I offered my knife.
[16:52] ---
    Than anyone else
[16:53] ---
    Surely what you taught us
[16:59] ---
    Will keep guiding us on our way
[17:05] ---
    The cherry blossoms, the cherry blossoms,
    the cherry blossoms

[17:10] ---
    Flutter to the ground
[17:13] ---
    *Flutter to the ground
    *At the end, it felt like he was saying,
[17:15] ---
    "Congratulations on your graduation."
[17:18] ---
    Our time:
[17:23] ---
    Ceaselessly brimming with emotion
[17:30] ---
    We knew this, and yet we remained
[17:38] ---
    Looking at the sky, not moving
[17:44] ---
    Parting time:
[17:49] ---
    Thank you--we loved you
[17:56] ---
    We feel your cheering at our backs
[18:05] ---
    In this journeying song
[18:22] ---
    Our time:
[18:27] ---
    Our school, growing distant now
[18:35] ---
    Precious friends, teacher of life
[18:42] ---
    It was all there
[18:48] ---
    Parting time:
[18:53] ---
    And so we graduate
[19:00] ---
    To serve as our thanks, we give to you
[19:10] ---
    This journeying song
[19:29] ---
    Soon it would be midnight--
[19:32] ---
    graduation day at Kunugigaoka Junior High.
[19:38] ---
    We'd graduated from our
    assassination classroom a little earlier.
[19:55] ---
    "Nagisa Shiota"
[20:10] ---
    Afterward, when we
    went back to the classroom
[20:13] ---
    in search of some trace of Koro Sensei,
[20:16] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Rules to Live By - Nagisa Shiota"
    in search of some trace of Koro Sensei,
[20:17] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Rules to Live By - Nagisa Shiota"
    we found diplomas for each of us, yearbooks...
[20:22] ---
    ...and "Koro Sensei's Rules to Live By,"
    one for each of us.
[20:28] ---
    Apparently the laser hit us at some point,
[20:31] ---
    but it mattered so little to us
    then that we never even noticed.
[20:36] ---
    Mr. Karasuma met the onsite inspection squad
[20:39] ---
    that showed up later
    and dealt with them outside.
[20:44] ---
    He said, "The students on this campus
    fall into my jurisdiction,"
[20:47] ---
    and let our classroom be ours alone.
[20:53] ---
    The incredibly thick books of advice
    that Koro Sensei had made,
[20:59] ---
    started in a considerate,
    easy-to-read manga format,
[21:04] ---
    and then...
[21:05] ---
    "Koro-tan"
    I think the workbooks at the end there are good enough to sell!
[21:10] ---
    "Koro-tan"
    Add some short stories for an English vocab guide worth reading!
[21:13] ---
    "Koro-tan"
    Tch!
[21:14] ---
    You could draw a spin-off manga
    starring me--still alive!
[21:18] ---
    I could even be the big bad!
[21:22] ---
    Honestly, we got a little
    fed up with his too-detailed advice.
[21:31] ---
    Before we knew it,
[21:31] ---
    *In the big window where the dappled sunlight shines gently in
    *Before we knew it,
[21:33] ---
    *In the big window where the dappled sunlight shines gently in
    *we'd all forgotten our tears and were sleeping soundly.
[21:36] ---
    In the big window where the dappled sunlight shines gently in
[21:40] ---
    *In the big window where the dappled sunlight shines gently in
    *When we woke in the morning and looked outside,
[21:43] ---
    *The day I met you felt so far away
    *When we woke in the morning and looked outside,
[21:46] ---
    *The day I met you felt so far away
    *the early-blooming cherry blossoms were nodding,
[21:49] ---
    *The day I met you felt so far away
    *small and strong.
[21:53] ---
    The day I met you felt so far away
[21:55] ---
    The memories I've arranged
    little by little keep me warm

[22:06] ---
    A small room, hearts connecting:
    you taught me gently

[22:18] ---
    Once this season comes for me, I won't be able
[22:30] ---
    To search out your figure anymore
[22:36] ---
    I'll never forget
[22:41] ---
    Until the day I can see you again
[22:43] ---
    "Congratulations on your graduation!"
    Until the day I can see you again
[22:48] ---
    "Congratulations on your graduation!"

25 - Future Time

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[00:07] ---
    The target is gone and the earth is saved.
[00:11] ---
    Thanks for all your hard work this past year.
[00:15] ---
    I imagine there are some things
    you'll find hard to swallow.
[00:18] ---
    You'll have all eyes on you
    for a while, I'm afraid,
[00:21] ---
    and I'm sure they'll be asking
    to keep mum on confidential matters.
[00:25] ---
    I'll do my utmost to protect you, of course,
[00:28] ---
    but allow me to apologize in advance.
[00:33] ---
    Mr. Karasuma, it's fine.
[00:37] ---
    We'll do our best to
    get this settled peacefully, too.
[00:41] ---
    We don't want to complicate things for you.
[00:44] ---
    In return, we do have one request.
[00:49] ---
    Please let us attend Kunugigaoka's
    graduation ceremony today.
[00:53] ---
    Our days spent battling with the main campus
[00:55] ---
    are yet another precious memory
    we made with Koro Sensei.
[01:00] ---
    Sure--I'll arrange it.
    After all, that's why I'm here.
[01:09] ---
    All students: stand up!
[01:14] ---
    Mr. Karasuma, Professor Bitch--
    you taught us so much. Thank you!
[01:21] ---
    Thank you!
[01:26] ---
    So where is graduation, anyway?
[01:28] ---
    School's locked up tight.
    Looks like it's at the civic center.
[01:32] ---
    We'll need our folks to bring by our uniforms.
[01:38] ---
    There must still be some
    lingering sadness, and yet...
[01:41] ---
    How strong they've become--
[01:43] ---
    they're almost unrecognizable from a year ago.
[01:52] ---
    "Wait, just hang on a sec!"
[01:54] ---
    I scream, but it gets me nowhere
[01:57] ---
    I put all my strength into being afraid of
[02:00] ---
    The limits that just kept on closing in
[02:03] ---
    Reality is merciless
[02:05] ---
    And time is especially tricky
[02:08] ---
    It's like someone's snatching away
    the blanket I just can't sleep without

[02:13] ---
    We laughed and fretted
[02:19] ---
    Over silly things, nonsensical things
[02:24] ---
    Once the final bell rings out
[02:30] ---
    The fun times will be over, too
[02:34] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:36] ---
    365 days' worth of lessons shoved into bags
[02:42] ---
    Like always, like it's "see you tomorrow"
[02:45] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:47] ---
    365 days' worth of happenings
[02:51] ---
    If you've made me an adult,
    don't be showing me tears

[02:56] ---
    Bye-bye, yesterday
[02:57] ---
    365 days' worth of memories
[02:59] ---
    "Congratulations on your graduation!"
    365 days' worth of memories
[03:01] ---
    Even if I grow up some more
[03:04] ---
    They still won't fade a bit
[03:16] ---
    "25th Period: Future Time"
    "by Kaede Kayano & Nagisa Shiota"
[03:25] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Junior High Graduation Ceremony"
[03:30] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Junior High Graduation Ceremony"
    Koro Sensei never said anything about the E-Class system being wrong
[03:31] ---
    Koro Sensei never said anything about the E-Class system being wrong
[03:35] ---
    or that we would try to get it changed.
[03:37] ---
    --Hinano Kurahashi.
    --Sir!
[03:40] ---
    This world is full of absurdities
    as a matter of course.
[03:43] ---
    If you have the time to be
    resentful and resigned to that...
[03:47] ---
    Nagisa Shiota!
[03:49] ---
    Sir!
[03:51] ---
    ...have fun fighting those absurdities instead.
[03:54] ---
    He taught us plenty of ways to do it, too.
[03:58] ---
    You've got a sharp look
    in your eyes these days.
[04:01] ---
    The result of your
    teacher's instruction, I'm sure.
[04:04] ---
    Yes, sir. And please don't overdo things.
[04:14] ---
    Take care, now.
[04:20] ---
    That was a nice ceremony, wasn't it?
[04:21] ---
    --I was really moved!
    --Right?
[04:23] ---
    Huh?!
[04:25] ---
    Mom, Dad... Why are you here together?
[04:31] ---
    At the end of last month,
[04:33] ---
    that monster--your teacher--paid me a visit.
[04:39] ---
    Nagisa asked me a favor at the very start:
[04:42] ---
    He wants to be called
    by his first name, not his last.
[04:46] ---
    That way, he says, there'll be
    no discomfort calling on him
[04:50] ---
    even if he goes back to using his father's name.
[04:53] ---
    He's a fine child. No complaints.
[04:56] ---
    He's likely to meet
    his major goals by mid-March.
[05:01] ---
    Please give him your blessing--as a family.
[05:07] ---
    Both he and your mother
    told me how hard you worked,
[05:10] ---
    how determined you were in making it this far.
[05:14] ---
    Your father and I have talked it over.
[05:18] ---
    We'll follow your example
    and work hard to give us another try.
[05:23] ---
    Huh?
[05:30] ---
    Just how much of himself
    did our teacher need to leave behind?
[05:37] ---
    The ceremony's over!
[05:39] ---
    It's interview time!
[05:41] ---
    --E Class, a word?
    --This place is off limits!
[05:44] ---
    Tell us about the monster!
[05:47] ---
    How do you feel right now?
[05:49] ---
    Did you really kill him?
[05:51] ---
    Hey, buddy, outta the way!
[05:54] ---
    You vultures! Spare a thought
    for the students' feelings for once!
[05:58] ---
    Who cares?!
[05:59] ---
    Outside, everyone--quickly!
[06:01] ---
    There's a bus standing by
    outside the main gate!
[06:03] ---
    Hey! Ow!
[06:05] ---
    What the--?!
[06:08] ---
    "Kunugigaoka"
[06:12] ---
    What the hell are you doing?
[06:14] ---
    Quit meddling with our coverage!
[06:18] ---
    You quit meddling with our moment in the sun!
[06:21] ---
    After a little editing,
    I might just release this online!
[06:24] ---
    We know what you look like!
[06:28] ---
    Now let us escort you to the front gate.
[06:33] ---
    Our ties and our relationship
    end today, for the most part,
[06:37] ---
    but we are still students
    who studied at the same school.
[06:40] ---
    To abandon you now would
    bring shame upon your ruler--me.
[06:48] ---
    Akabane?
[06:50] ---
    Seems you're the only one staying on.
[06:53] ---
    Once all this blows over, I'll string you up
    and make you spill the beans...
[06:58] ---
    You'll tell me about this Koro Sensei guy
[07:00] ---
    who actually managed to get you all this far.
[07:03] ---
    Sure, I don't mind.
[07:05] ---
    But with your hard head,
    you might struggle to understand it all.
[07:09] ---
    --C'mon, you're bringing up the rear.
    --Whoa!
[07:14] ---
    Off you go.
[07:36] ---
    A day like today,
    with so many reasons for tears...
[07:41] ---
    I doubt I'll see another like it.
[07:48] ---
    Goodbye, Kunugigaoka Junior High.
[07:52] ---
    Goodbye, Class 3-E.
[07:58] ---
    Goodbye...
[07:58] ---
    *Ah, up here on this hill
    *Goodbye...
[08:00] ---
    Ah, up here on this hill
    
...Koro Sensei.
[08:02] ---
    Ah, up here on this hill
[08:05] ---
    Farewells come around
[08:10] ---
    The jet contrails that held our hopes
[08:12] ---
    *The jet contrails that held our hopes
    *Lots of stuff happened after that.
[08:16] ---
    Kunugigaoka Academy came under fire
[08:18] ---
    for putting its students in harm's way.
[08:19] ---
    "Keep Out" "No Trespassing"
    for putting its students in harm's way.
[08:22] ---
    "Keep Out" "No Trespassing"
    The E-Class system, too,
[08:23] ---
    "Keep Out" "No Trespassing"
    was seen as problematic and abolished.
[08:26] ---
    "Keep Out" "No Trespassing"
    After we left, the E Class campus closed its doors for good.
[08:32] ---
    The principal had to
    relinquish his administrative rights.
[08:39] ---
    But I get the feeling he would
    already have accounted for that.
[08:44] ---
    He's a man of tough convictions and prodigious wit.
[08:48] ---
    "Ten Years at Kunugigaoka"
    He's a man of tough convictions and prodigious wit.
[08:49] ---
    "Ten Years at Kunugigaoka"
    I'm sure he'll be working in education again somewhere soon.
[08:53] ---
    "Ten Years at Kunugigaoka"
[08:54] ---
    "Ten Years at Kunugigaoka"
    Can we help, Mr. Asano?
[08:59] ---
    Ah, Nagai and Mori!
    How many years has it been?
[09:06] ---
    We heard things were really rough.
[09:09] ---
    Both for you and for
    the students who came after us.
[09:13] ---
    Isn't there anything we can do?
[09:16] ---
    If we can be of any use to our mentor...
[09:22] ---
    Well, let's see. Can I ask you one favor, then?
[09:28] ---
    Will you celebrate this new start
    for me and your juniors?
[09:36] ---
    Come, let's drink.
    We'll talk about what you're doing now
[09:39] ---
    and I'll air out my complaints.
[09:43] ---
    We'll listen to anything you have to say.
[09:46] ---
    All three of us.
[09:50] ---
    The thirty-billion-yen bounty
    was promptly paid out.
[09:58] ---
    Like Mr. Karasuma said,
    it was hush money, too, of a sort.
[10:04] ---
    We talked it over.
[10:07] ---
    After referring to Koro Sensei's book of advice...
[10:10] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Rules to Live By"
    After referring to Koro Sensei's book of advice...
[10:10] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Rules to Live By"
    The accomplishment's the thing!
[10:13] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Rules to Live By"
    You can't grow up right if you live your life
[10:15] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Rules to Live By"
    relying on scads of money!
[10:17] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Rules to Live By"
    And so...
[10:18] ---
    ...we each took some
    as a down payment for tuition
[10:20] ---
    and for living on our own,
[10:23] ---
    donated here and there to various places,
[10:27] ---
    then made one big-ticket purchase together.
[10:31] ---
    The rest we returned to the government
    in thanks for their year of support.
[10:38] ---
    Mr. Karasuma--Agent Karasuma's
    reputation is sure to rise.
[10:46] ---
    The moon began to crumble, slowly but surely.
[10:50] ---
    Under its own gravity,
    it would eventually end up
[10:54] ---
    a much smaller sphere than before.
[10:57] ---
    The explosion had also
    brought it closer to Earth,
[11:01] ---
    so after a while, its size,
    shape, gravity and orbit
[11:05] ---
    would start to look and feel
    very similar to the way it was
[11:08] ---
    before its destruction.
[11:13] ---
    The crescent moon
    that symbolized our year together
[11:17] ---
    would slowly forget its shape.
[11:24] ---
    "Assassination Classroom, Final Season"
    "by Nagisa Shiota"
[11:36] ---
    "Ministry of Defense"
[11:37] ---
    "Ministry of Defense"
    There's been some dangerous movement from an organization
[11:40] ---
    "Ministry of Defense"
    that incites violence in the Middle East.
[11:42] ---
    The plan is to send in a secret agent
    to infiltrate their group.
[11:47] ---
    You'll head there tomorrow, Irina.
[11:50] ---
    Okay, sure...
[11:53] ---
    But I'm scared, Chief Karasuma.
[11:57] ---
    If a gorgeous woman like me
    gets captured in dangerous territory...
[12:03] ---
    Or does that turn you on?
[12:05] ---
    Picturing your wife having
    all kinds of things done to her...
[12:11] ---
    I asked you to go because
    I had faith in your abilities.
[12:15] ---
    But if that's really how you see yourself...
[12:19] ---
    Then I have no choice. I'll ask someone else.
[12:23] ---
    Huh? But--
[12:24] ---
    I was joking! I just wanted you
    to show a little concern!
[12:28] ---
    Come on, sweetie!
[12:31] ---
    So you're going?
[12:32] ---
    I'm going!
[12:34] ---
    Then go get ready!
[12:35] ---
    Yes, sir! Gladly!
[12:41] ---
    It's been seven years since we met...
[12:45] ---
    ...and she hasn't changed a bit.
[12:50] ---
    I wonder if my and her--
[12:51] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Station"
    I wonder if my and her--
[12:54] ---
    and his students are doing all right?
[12:56] ---
    "Morning TV Drama" "Dragonfly"
    and his students are doing all right?
[13:00] ---
    and his students are doing all right?
[13:03] ---
    "Old Campus"
[13:16] ---
    Hey-hey, Miss TV Drama Actress!
[13:19] ---
    Hi, everyone!
[13:25] ---
    Kaede, are you in costume?
    Are you sure you're not too busy?
[13:30] ---
    I sneaked out on a break.
[13:33] ---
    I can't always let you guys do all the work.
[13:36] ---
    All right...
[13:38] ---
    Okay, folks--let's start
    taking care of this place!
[13:41] ---
    Yeah! Let's do it!
[13:43] ---
    Once class president, always class president!
[13:46] ---
    Well, you all practically
    forced me to hold on to the key!
[13:49] ---
    This kind of stuff has
    always been best left to you.
[14:08] ---
    Hey, are you done reading
    "Koro Sensei's Rules to Live By"?
[14:11] ---
    Nowhere near! It never ends.
[14:14] ---
    It's getting a little
    rough around the edges again.
[14:16] ---
    And we bought this mountain, too...
[14:19] ---
    It's okay. If you mess it up, clean it up--
[14:21] ---
    that's one of our school rules.
[14:24] ---
    Boy, have you hit the big time, Kayano.
[14:28] ---
    Well, geez--she's got the looks,
    she can handle action,
[14:32] ---
    and she can jump off
    a thirty-meter cliff with a smile.
[14:35] ---
    It'd be weirder if she weren't so big.
[14:37] ---
    No, no--I'm just relying
    on my legacy from junior high.
[14:40] ---
    And Okajima, quit the
    low-angle shots and get to work.
[14:46] ---
    We agreed that we didn't need a grave.
[14:51] ---
    After all...
[14:53] ---
    ...it didn't feel like they were gone.
[14:56] ---
    This school is where the two of them are now--
[15:01] ---
    a place we can always return to.
[15:05] ---
    "Tea"
[15:06] ---
    We should think about putting this place
    to some use, not just preserving it.
[15:11] ---
    You know--before we get busy with job-hunting.
[15:13] ---
    Okano's using the back of the mountain.
[15:16] ---
    She formed an acrobatic
    performance squad at her sports college.
[15:20] ---
    Said this is the training field
    she's most used to.
[15:23] ---
    We'll run the circuit! Follow me!
[15:27] ---
    Hup! Hup! C'mon! Faster!
[15:30] ---
    Whoa...
[15:32] ---
    And Kurahashi is giving nature tours to kids.
[15:36] ---
    She's always had her ways
    of earning pocket money.
[15:40] ---
    Okay, this way! Watch your step!
[15:44] ---
    Okay!
[15:48] ---
    We've all grown up
    just as Koro Sensei taught us.
[15:52] ---
    Look at Manami and Takebayashi--
[15:55] ---
    taking hints from the activation cell
    recipe in their advice books,
[15:59] ---
    they're researching an artificial
    blood that can be transfused
[16:01] ---
    regardless of blood type.
[16:04] ---
    How many hundreds of millions
    of people can be saved with this?
[16:09] ---
    Okuda did the bulk of development.
[16:12] ---
    I'd like to take it into
    the clinical realm myself.
[16:15] ---
    We call it "Rh slither blood."
[16:20] ---
    Sugino's become a college baseball ace.
[16:31] ---
    Strike three! Batter out!
[16:32] ---
    Yesss!
[16:34] ---
    His versatile pitching has even
    caught the eye of pro scouts.
[16:38] ---
    It slithers and curves even more than rumored!
[16:40] ---
    That Slithery Sugino is a tough one!
[16:43] ---
    Terasaka's strength and guts
    have been recognized by
[16:46] ---
    a certain professor politician.
[16:49] ---
    Hey! We'll be late for the lecture!
[16:51] ---
    Are you a man or a mouse, boy?
[16:54] ---
    That old fart...
    workin' his student to the bone!
[16:58] ---
    Maybe he'll start as a private secretary once he's out of college.
[17:02] ---
    "Yoshida Motors"
    Maybe he'll start as a private secretary once he's out of college.
[17:02] ---
    "Yoshida Motors"
    Yoshida and Muramatsu are taking over their family businesses.
[17:05] ---
    Listen to that purr!
[17:07] ---
    I guess, yeah!
[17:08] ---
    "Ramen" "Gyoza" "Matsuraikan"
    Check this out, Takuya!
[17:11] ---
    Bet it's tasty!
[17:12] ---
    What?! How do you expect to make any profit
[17:15] ---
    using such fancy ingredients, ya dummy?!
[17:19] ---
    Itona went to his family's factory
    straight out of high school.
[17:23] ---
    If I have any problems running it,
[17:25] ---
    I'll get Yoshida and Muramatsu to help.
[17:27] ---
    That's the plan.
[17:29] ---
    Ritsu's gone completely online now.
[17:33] ---
    Now that I'm doing parallel processing
    with computers around the world,
[17:36] ---
    I can even make songs and draw pictures!
[17:41] ---
    She's helping out her former
    3-E classmates these days
[17:44] ---
    with more emotions than ever before.
[17:48] ---
    "The Trial by Franz Kafka"
[17:48] ---
    "The Trial by Franz Kafka"
    We've all been expanding ourselves as needed,
[17:50] ---
    We've all been expanding ourselves as needed,
[17:53] ---
    steadily deciding our paths in life.
[17:57] ---
    Oh, and Karma!
[17:59] ---
    I heard he passed the level 1
    national civil service exam like it was nothing.
[18:03] ---
    Good luck finding flaws in that guy.
[18:07] ---
    The hard part comes after.
[18:10] ---
    Turns out bureaucracy is really stressful work.
[18:14] ---
    All the interviews,
    the training, and the bullying
[18:17] ---
    really test how you stand up to stress.
[18:20] ---
    "Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry"
[18:20] ---
    "Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry"
    Huh...
[18:22] ---
    So this is my new wallet, eh?
[18:25] ---
    But I'm sure he'll be fine.
[18:36] ---
    Wait!
[18:40] ---
    Okajimaaa...
[18:43] ---
    Yikes!
[18:51] ---
    Koro Sensei probably would have
    smiled and said the same thing
[18:56] ---
    no matter what path we chose:
[18:59] ---
    "It suits you."
[19:03] ---
    We learned so many different
    kinds of life from him in one year.
[19:10] ---
    And even now... they live on inside us.
[19:14] ---
    *The memories I've arranged little by little keep me warm
    *And even now... they live on inside us.
[19:18] ---
    The memories I've arranged little by little keep me warm
[19:24] ---
    The life named "pride"...
[19:26] ---
    Listen, I don't have ten times the estimate!
[19:29] ---
    You said you'd leave it
    all up to my artistic sense!
[19:32] ---
    The life we share...
[19:35] ---
    How about we visit that park over there today?
[19:38] ---
    The life we're given...
[19:41] ---
    Omigod, I know, right?
    Isn't that show just too much?
[19:44] ---
    The life we want to raise someday.
[19:49] ---
    I hope we can always stay connected, all of us--
[19:55] ---
    "Roll Book"
[19:57] ---
    "Roll Book"
    and all the different lives we traded back and forth
[20:01] ---
    "Roll Book"
    in a classroom swirling with bloodlust.
[20:03] ---
    "Roll Book"
[20:05] ---
    This classroom is a
    major memento from Koro Sensei.
[20:09] ---
    I know there's someone I'd like to see
    using this classroom someday...
[20:22] ---
    So, Kaede, what's up with Nagisa?
    Are you two in touch?
[20:28] ---
    Well...
[20:30] ---
    He's... I'm not really on his radar right now.
[20:34] ---
    "Gokuraku Municipal High School"
    He's... I'm not really on his radar right now.
[20:35] ---
    "Gokuraku Municipal High School"
    You know him--that assassin always has his eyes on his target.
[20:39] ---
    Hello, everybody!
[20:41] ---
    I'm Nagisa Shiota, the trainee teacher
    in charge of this class.
[20:47] ---
    Seven years have passed.
[20:49] ---
    I've grown way taller and
    become a much-loved teacher.
[20:55] ---
    If only.
[20:57] ---
    Huh? A trainee?
[20:59] ---
    You're shittin' me!
[21:01] ---
    Hey, that's a girl!
[21:03] ---
    Let's pull down her pants and see!
[21:04] ---
    C'mon, you're in junior high, aintcha?
[21:07] ---
    Why me?
[21:09] ---
    "3-E, #11: Nagisa Shiota" "159 cm"
    How could I have not grown the tiniest bit since junior high?!
[21:12] ---
    "7 Years Later" "Nagisa today: 160 cm"
    How could I have not grown the tiniest bit since junior high?!
[21:14] ---
    "Nagisa today: 160 cm"
    How could I have not grown the tiniest bit since junior high?!
[21:14] ---
    "Nagisa today: 160 cm"
    Everyone else shot right up!
[21:15] ---
    "Hey, sis! Look how I've grown! 157 cm" "Ack!"
    Everyone else shot right up!
[21:17] ---
    "Hey, sis! Look how I've grown! 157 cm" "Ack!"
    And Karma's over six feet tall! Give me a break!
[21:17] ---
    And Karma's over six feet tall! Give me a break!
[21:21] ---
    And this hell is where I wind up
    for my trainee teaching.
[21:25] ---
    The power dynamic is the polar opposite
[21:27] ---
    of our assassination classroom!
[21:31] ---
    Do you know what kind of place
    this high school even is?
[21:34] ---
    If you don't wanna wind up
    in the hospital, make this a study hall.
[21:37] ---
    Th-The bell's rung, so take your seats, class.
[21:41] ---
    "Take youw sheetsh, cwassh."
[21:47] ---
    You don't get to boss us around. We'll kill you.
[21:55] ---
    Eh?
[21:57] ---
    Kill...?
[22:00] ---
    Kill, huh?
[22:04] ---
    A commonplace word,
[22:07] ---
    one that anyone will have heard.
[22:12] ---
    But for us, it's a magic word
    that gives us courage.
[22:34] ---
    I do hope you can kill me--
[22:36] ---
    before graduation, that is.
[22:39] ---
    "Roll Book"
    "Gokuraku High School, Class 3-5"
[22:51] ---
    "Roll Book"
    "Gokuraku High School, Class 3-5"
[22:53] ---
    Take your seats--
[22:56] ---
    let's begin.
[23:00] ---
    "Thank you for watching
    Assassination Classroom!"