# Season 1
# 1 - Assassination Time
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRE59JGX6/assassination-classroom)
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"Assassination"\n"Class 3-E"\n
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"Roll Book"\n
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Now then...\n
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...let's get started.\n
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Student on duty, on your command.\n
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S-Stand up!\n
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Attention!\n
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Bow!\n
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Good morning.\n
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Fire all you like--I'll just\nbe taking attendance.\n
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Isogai?\n
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Here!\n
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I'm sorry, you'll have to\nspeak up with all this gunfire.\n
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Here!\n
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Okajima?\n
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Here!\n
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Okuda!\n
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Here!\n
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Kataoka?\n
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Here!\n
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Kayano?\n
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Here!\n
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Kanzaki!\n
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Here!\n
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All right.\n
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No tardies. Excellent!\n
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That makes me very happy.\n
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He's too fast.\n
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So the whole class shooting at him doesn't work?\n
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We\n
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are killers.\n
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And our target\n
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is our teacher.\n
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Too bad. Not a single bullet\nhit its mark today, either.\n
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Methods that rely on sheer\nnumbers lack any individual thought.\n
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Line of sight, barrel position,\nfinger movement--\n
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each of these is far too simple.\n
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You've got to be more inventive!\n
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Otherwise...\n
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...you'll never be able to kill me\nat my max speed of Mach 20.\n
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But, like, see...\n
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No way did you seriously dodge all of those!\n
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I mean, these *are* just BB's.
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You coulda just stood there\ngrittin' your teeth as they hit you.\n
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Yeah! That's right!\n
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Gather up the BB's and hand them over.\n
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I told you: these may be harmless to you...\n
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...but they're special anti-me BB's\ndeveloped by the government.\n
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If one hits me, it can slice\nthrough my cells like they were tofu.\n
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Of course, they regenerate a few seconds later.\n
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Then again, *you* could end up shooting your eyes out.
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No shooting in the classroom\nunless you're trying to kill me.\n
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I do hope you *can* kill me--before graduation, that is.
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Now then, let's put away the guns\nand BB's and start on our work.\n
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Class 3-E of Kunugigaoka Junior High School:\nthe assassination classroom.\n
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Another day, another class bell rings.\n
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"Episode 1: Assassination Time"\n
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Now, here's the question:\n
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Isogai!\n
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Y-Yes, sir?\n
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Which of these four tentacles\nis not like the others?\n
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Um... the blue one?\n
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Correct! Only the "who" in the\nblue sentence is a relative pronoun.\n
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--A relative pronoun qualifies\nthe noun right before it, so here,\n
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--Hey, Nagisa.\n--A relative pronoun qualifies the noun right before it, so here,\n
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--A relative pronoun qualifies the noun right before it, so here,\n
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--"who is standing over there" is describing "boy" over here.\n
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--The crescent moon's out, even though it's daytime.\n--"who is standing over there" is describing "boy" over here.\n
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How did we end up like this?\n
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Two things happened at\nonce as our third year began.\n
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The first was the moon\nsuddenly exploding into a crescent.\n
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"Breaking"\n"NASA Reporting: Most of Moon Missing?"\n
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We interrupt this program\nto bring you breaking news.\n
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We've just gotten word that\nabout 70 percent of the moon\n
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has been vaporized into nothing. I repeat...\n
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Will we have only a crescent moon\nto look at for the rest of our lives?\n
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And the second was this:\n
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How do you do?\n
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I'm the one who blasted your moon.\n
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I plan to do the same to the Earth next year.\n
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Now I'm your teacher. Nice to meet you.\n
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There are at *least *six things wrong with this picture!
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The feeling was unanimous.\n
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I'm Karasuma from the Ministry of Defense.\n
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First, please understand that\nwhat I'm about to say is a state secret.\n
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Let me be blunt:\n
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I want you to kill this creature.\n
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Um...\n
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What *is* that? Is that the alien or whatever that came to attack us?
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How rude! I'll have you know\nI was born and raised on Earth!\n
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He was?\n
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I'm afraid I can't discuss the details,\nbut he's telling the truth.\n
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Come March next year,\nthis creature who smashed the moon\n
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will destroy Earth as well.\n
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Only the world's leaders know about this.\n
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If news of this guy gets out there,\nwe'd be looking at a global panic.\n
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You've got to kill him in\nsecret before that happens.\n
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In other words...\n
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...an assassination.\n
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But this guy...\n
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...is extremely fast!\n
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You try to kill him...\n
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...and he ends up grooming your\neyebrows instead--immaculately!\n
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This superbeing has the power\nto turn a full moon into a crescent.\n
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His speed tops out at Mach 20!\n
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In short, if he gets away,\n
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we'll be left helpless,\nawaiting our destruction.\n
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And *that's* no fun.
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So I made your government an offer:\n
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No killing me.\n
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Instead, I'll teach Class 3-E at\nKunugigaoka Junior High School.\n
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What? Why?\n
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We don't know what he's after.\n
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But we were forced to agree,\n
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on the condition that he\ndoesn't harm any of you students.\n
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"Old Campus"\n
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"Old Campus"\nWe have two reasons:\n
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First and foremost,\ncoming to a classroom every day\n
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lets us keep an eye on him,\n
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and second, it gives some thirty people\nthe opportunity to kill him\n
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from extremely close range.\n
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Nakamura...\n
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Didn't I tell you not to let\nassassination interfere with your studies?\n
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Sorry...\n
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As punishment, go stand in the back!\n
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Why did this creature become our teacher?\n
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Why should we have to assassinate him?\n
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These cries faded with\nword of one final condition.\n
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Success will be rewarded with ten billion yen.\n
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It's only right.\n
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A successful assassination\nwill literally save the Earth.\n
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Luckily, he doesn't think much of you.\n
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See? Those green stripes\nmean he's looking down on you!\n
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What the hell kind of skin *is* that?!
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Obviously! If the government\ncan't kill me, how could you?\n
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Even when they sent their\ncutting-edge fighter jets after me...\n
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...I ended up giving them a\ncoat of wax right there in midair!\n
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What's with all the grooming?\n
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You must find a chink in\nhis defenses and strike at it.\n
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You'll have weapons and ammo that won't hurt humans, but *will* work on him.
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You must keep this secret\nfrom your family and friends.\n
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There's no time to lose.\n
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If the Earth should disappear,\nwe'll have nowhere left to run.\n
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And that's about it! Now let's make\nthe most of your one remaining year!\n
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We only have a year.\n
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If we don't manage to assassinate this guy,\n
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Earth will be history.\n
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Ah, lunchtime!\n
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I'll just pop over to China for some *mapo* tofu.
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Any aspiring assassins are\nwelcome to hit me up on my cell.\n
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Let's see... if he's traveling at Mach 20...\n
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...it'll take maybe ten minutes to get to Sichuan, home of *mapo* tofu.
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Guess no missile could shoot *that* down.
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Heck, that octopus even grades tests\nwhile moving faster than sound!\n
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Seriously?!\n
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"English Quiz" "Perfect answer!! Double octopus!"\nMine came back with a drawing on it.\n
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Don't you think he's\npretty good at teaching, though?\n
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Right? He taught me math\nafter class and I did great on my test!\n
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Yeah, but...\n
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...we *are* the E Class.
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Tryin' our best won't do much.\n
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True, he was a super octopoid creature\nand our assassination target,\n
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but...\n
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...for whatever reason,\nhe does a perfectly normal job of teaching.\n
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And though we're impromptu killers,\nwe're perfectly normal students...\n
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but the E Class is a\nlittle different from the rest.\n
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Hey, Nagisa.\n
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Come with us. It's time to put\nour assassination plan into action.\n
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That octopus's face changes\ncolor according to his mood, right?\n
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Did you do those observations I told you to?\n
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More or less. We know it's striped\ngreen when he's feeling confident.\n
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"A: A" "K: kiha" "B: bara"\n
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"A: A" "K: kiha" "B: bara"\nWhen we give a wrong answer, it's dark purple.\n
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"A: Akiyama" "K: Kiyohara" "B: Burkleo"\nA right answer makes it go bright scarlet.\n
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But what's really interesting is after lunch...\n
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I don't need to know all that.\n
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I have a plan... and when he\nlets his guard down the most,\n
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*you* are going to carry it out.
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M-Me? But...\n
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Don't be such a goody-goody. We're the E Class--\n
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the misfits that can't keep up\nat this famous prep school.\n
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They call us... the *End* Class.
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"The End Class" They call us... the *End* Class.
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"Old Campus"\n
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"Old Campus"\nEvery day, they send us to this isolated\n
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mountaintop campus,\ndiscriminating against us like we're scum.\n
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When would us losers ever\nin our lives get another chance\n
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to score a cool ten billion yen?\n
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We're gonna make it--make\nit through this crappy situation...\n
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by any means necessary.\n
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Just don't screw up,\n
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Nagisa.\n
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I heard that Nagisa is headed for E Class.\n
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Ooh. Well, that's it for him.\n
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I'm gonna delete his contact info.\n
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Me, too. Can't have people\nthinking we're on the same level!\n
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I'm back!\n
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H-Hello, sir...\n
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What's with the missile?\n
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A souvenir.\n
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The Self-Defense Force was\nwaiting for me in the Sea of Japan.\n
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I-It must be terrible, being a target.\n
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Not at all. You know you're powerful\nwhen everyone has it in for you.\n
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Now let's begin fifth period.\n
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Yes, sir.\n
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He doesn't understand.\n
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If you're everyone's assassination target,\n
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that means they all acknowledge your power.\n
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A creature like that\nwouldn't understand what it's like\n
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being unworthy of anyone's expectations or fear,\n
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or even their recognition...\n
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Thanks to you, my evaluation is in the gutter!\n
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The only good thing about it is not having to see *you* anymore.
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I might just be able to kill him.\n
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After all... this teacher can't see me, either.\n
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"Old Campus"\n
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"All Along"\n
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"All Along"\nAll right, then,\n
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compose a short poem\nto go along with our theme.\n
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The final line should be\n"was tentacles all along."\n
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Huh?\n
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"Was tentacles all along"?\n
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Indeed!\n
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When you're finished, bring them to me.\n
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I'm looking for proper grammar\n
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and whether you've\nconveyed the tentacle's beauty.\n
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An example:\n
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"Not the storm of garden's snow\n/ of flowers moving on\n
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But sprouting there instead\n/ was tentacles all along."\n
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"It was tentacles"? Really?\n
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Once you're done, you're free to go home!\n
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How are we gonna write about *that*?
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Now, now--aren't any marvelously\nslithery phrases coming to mind?\n
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Slither slither slither slither!\n
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--Enough with the slithering!\n--Slither slither slither slither!\n
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I have a question!\n
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Ah--yes, Kayano?\n
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This is a weird question to\nask now, but... what's your name?\n
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How else can we tell what\nteacher we're talking about?\n
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My... name?\n
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Now that you mention it...\n
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...he never did tell us.\n
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Hmm... I don't really have\nthe kind of name you tell people.\n
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Go ahead and give me one.\n
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You sure about that?\n
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But right now, focus on your schoolwork.\n
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Yes, sir.\n
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Meanwhile, I'll just take a little break.\n
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Finished already, Nagisa?\n
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After lunch, right around\nthe time we get sleepy,\n
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his face sometimes goes light pink.\n
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He was a little slow responding\nto Kayano's question, too.\n
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That might be when he's at his most vulnerable.\n
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Us prep-school failures are always thinking,\n
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"We gotta get back at 'em somehow."\n
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You can do it if you try.\n
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That's what our parents\nand friends and teachers say.\n
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You can do it if you try.\n
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I told you: be more inventive!\n
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We have to prove ourselves...\n
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...by any means necessary.\n
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Yesss!\n
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We did it!\n
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--Ten billion yen! Cha-ching!\n--Nagisa!\n
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Serves you right!\n
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Terasaka!\n
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What have you done?!\n
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Bet he never expected a suicide bomber!\n
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Hey!\n
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What'd you give Nagisa?!\n
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Huh? A toy grenade.\n
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But I beefed it up with gunpowder\n
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so it'd shoot three hundred anti-Sensei bullets\n
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at crazy-high speed!\n
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They're not strong enough to kill anybody.\n
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My ten billion yen'll cover his medical bi--\n
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He's not hurt? Not even a single burn?\n
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And... this membrane...\n
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--is attached to that octopus's corpse?\n--As it happens,\n
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I shed my skin once a month.\n
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I protected Nagisa there\nby covering him with my old skin.\n
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It's my once-monthly ace in the hole.\n
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Terasaka, Yoshida, Muramatsu.\n
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You don't have to look at\nthe color of his face to know.\n
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Pitch black! He is *furious*!
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You three...\n
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...you're behind this, yes?\n
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N-No!\n
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It was all Nagisa's idea!\n
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He's gone!\n
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"Yoshida" "Terasaka" "Muramatsu"\n
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"Yoshida" "Terasaka" "Muramatsu"\n
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The nameplates off our houses?!\n
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My agreement with your\ngovernment says I won't harm you.\n
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But if you try another assassination like that one...\n
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"Shiota"\nBut if you try another assassination like that one...\n
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"Takebayashi" "Hazama" "Shiota" "Sugaya"\n...I might just harm someone else.\n
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...I might just harm someone else.\n
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Your family, your friends...\n
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Or I could wipe out the\nwhole planet apart from you.\n
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Five seconds, and we all knew:\n
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There was no running\nto the ends of the Earth for us.\n
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If we *really* wanted to run...
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...all we could do... was kill him!\n
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What the hell's your deal, anyway?\n
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You're just a giant pain!\n
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Showing up all "I'm gonna\nblow up Earth" and "Assassinate me"!\n
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What's so wrong with using an\nannoying method to kill an annoying guy?!\n
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Annoying? Hardly.\nYour idea itself was a very good one.\n
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Especially you, Nagisa.\n
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The way you carried yourself so naturally\non your approach gets full marks.\n
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You made it right through\nthe chink in my defenses.\n
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However!\n
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None of you looked out for Nagisa,\nnot even Nagisa himself.\n
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Students like that aren't\nfit to assassinate anyone.\n
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We need an assassination worth\nsmiling about--one to be proud of!\n
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You're all capable assassins\nwho have that power within you.\n
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Some advice from your teacher and your target.\n
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Chewed out at Mach 20,\nthen praised with waving tentacles...\n
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This unusual education\n
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made me pretty happy.\n
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All because this unusual teacher\n
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was actually\n
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looking at us head-on.\n
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If you...\n
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If you would give your time,\n
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go teach those children.\n
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What splendid tentacles...\n
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With hands like these...\nI'm sure you'll be a splendid teacher.\n
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Here's a question for you, Nagisa:\n
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I have not the slightest\nintention of being killed.\n
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I will enjoy my time with\nyou all until next March,\n
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and then blow Earth up.\n
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If you don't like it,\nwhat are you going to do about it?\n
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We've never assassinated anyone before,\n
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and there's plenty of\nother stuff we should be doing.\n
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But you know...\n
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I think this teacher\n
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might even accept my bloodlust.\n
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Before you destroy Earth... I'll kill you.\n
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Then do it now!\n
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Once you've killed me, you're free to go home!\n
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Just like that, huh?\n
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You *know* we can't kill you!
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We are killers. And our target\n
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is our teacher.\n
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--Wipe, wipe, wipe it clean!\n--Even if we shot him now...\n
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...we'd just be polished up\nlike those nameplates.\n
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We're never going home!\n
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An unkillable teacher...\n
**[21:55] ---**
"*Korosenai*"... "*koro*"...
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Oh! How about "Koro Sensei"?\n
**[22:01] ---**
Koro Sensei?\n
**[22:04] ---**
It's us and Koro Sensei,\n
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in our assassination classroom.\n
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Another day, another class bell rings.\n
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*I still remember the shooting star *
**[22:24] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:32] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:34] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[22:37] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[22:39] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[22:43] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
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*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[22:55] ---**
*Shine again *
# 2 - Baseball Time
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The moon is all they're talking\nabout in America, too.\n
**[00:20] ---**
I wish there were more\ninteresting front-page news.\n
**[00:23] ---**
He makes a point of relaxing behind\nthe school every day before class,\n
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with a drink and an English\nnewspaper he got from Hawaii\n
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at Mach 20.\n
**[00:33] ---**
Just as reported. Thanks, Nagisa.\n
**[00:37] ---**
Yep. Good luck, Sugino.\n
**[00:40] ---**
You got it. That ten billion yen is mine!\n
**[00:44] ---**
We are killers.\n
**[00:46] ---**
And our target is\n
**[00:48] ---**
our teacher.\n
**[00:51] ---**
Good morning!\n
**[00:54] ---**
Remember, speak up\nwhen you greet someone!\n
**[00:58] ---**
G-Good morning, Koro Sensei.\n
**[01:02] ---**
Embedding those anti-me BB's\ninto a baseball? A fine idea!\n
**[01:08] ---**
It won't make the kind of\nnoise an air gun would.\n
**[01:11] ---**
However...\n
**[01:12] ---**
I had all this time to kill\nwaiting for the ball to arrive,\n
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and my cells would fall apart\nif I touched those BB's directly.\n
**[01:22] ---**
So that's why\n
**[01:24] ---**
I popped over to the\nequipment room to grab a glove.\n
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I do hope you can kill me--\nbefore graduation, that is.\n
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Now then, time for homeroom.\n
**[01:36] ---**
Yes, sir...\n
**[01:40] ---**
Dammit. Guess my ball\nwon't do the trick after all.\n
**[01:45] ---**
Sugino...\n
**[01:55] ---**
*The theory... of savage youth! *
**[02:05] ---**
*I only speak when it's time to act *
**[02:08] ---**
*I know that's pretty cool *
**[02:10] ---**
*(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
**[02:13] ---**
*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
**[02:17] ---**
*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
**[02:24] ---**
*What's this wave of irritation? *
**[02:27] ---**
*Proof of our existence? *
**[02:30] ---**
*Look up at the moon and up you go *
**[02:34] ---**
*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
**[02:38] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
**[02:42] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
**[02:45] ---**
*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
**[02:52] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can) *
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*"Whatever" is easy to say *
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*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
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*But still: youth, to the future! *
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*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
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"Episode 2: Baseball Time"\n
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Our teacher vaporized\n70 percent of the moon.\n
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Next March, he says he'll destroy Earth.\n
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For whatever reason, this creature\nwanted to be our teacher.\n
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The Ministry of Defense gave us a mission:\n
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kill him by next March.\n
**[03:54] ---**
There's a reward of ten billion yen!\n
**[03:57] ---**
Hey, Nagisa--\n
**[03:59] ---**
Sugino's assassination attempt\nfailed this morning, huh?\n
**[04:02] ---**
Uh-huh.\n
**[04:03] ---**
He's been down in the dumps ever since.\n
**[04:07] ---**
It's nothing to get bummed out about.\n
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I mean, none of us have succeeded yet.\n
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An unkillable teacher: "*korosenai*."
**[04:17] ---**
Hence the nickname Koro Sensei.\n
**[04:25] ---**
Sugaya!\n
**[04:29] ---**
So close! But my features are a bit finer than that.\n
**[04:31] ---**
"REALLY observe your subject!"\nSo close! But my features are a bit finer than that.\n
**[04:33] ---**
"REALLY observe your subject!" "Tidy up your lines!"\nFiner how?!\n
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"Old Campus"\n
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"Old Campus"\nNow then, class,\n
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I have some business to take care\nof today, so if you'll excuse me...\n
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Business?\n
**[04:43] ---**
Yes. I'm catching a game in New York.\n
**[04:49] ---**
There he goes.\n
**[04:51] ---**
What's his deal?\n
**[04:53] ---**
It'd be nice if he brought back\nsome souvenirs for us, at least.\n
**[04:58] ---**
Who wants souvenirs from\ntheir assassination target?\n
**[05:01] ---**
Something to eat, maybe.\nThat way it wouldn't stick around.\n
**[05:05] ---**
How oddly realistic of you.\n
**[05:08] ---**
What could he bring back from New York?\n
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Booze?\n
**[05:11] ---**
We can't drink!\n
**[05:12] ---**
Snacks would be best after all.\n
**[05:15] ---**
Or a blonde beauty... whoo!\n
**[05:18] ---**
Right?\n
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\n--Blonde, blonde, blonde, blonde!\n
**[05:23] ---**
--Oh, Mr. Karasuma!\n--Blonde, blonde, blonde, blonde!\n
**[05:25] ---**
How's it going?\nAny clues on how to kill him?\n
**[05:29] ---**
Clues?\n
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Well, I mean, we *are* the E Class.
**[05:41] ---**
It's impossible, Mr. Karasuma.\n
**[05:44] ---**
He's way too fast!\n
**[05:46] ---**
You can't kill anything that flies at Mach 20.\n
**[05:50] ---**
Indeed, no army is capable of that feat.\n
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Toldja!\n
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But only you have the opportunity.\n
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For whatever reason,\nhe insists on being your teacher.\n
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Left to his own devices,\ncome next March, he'll blow Earth up.\n
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One look at that carved-up\nmoon and you'll know:\n
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come March, the entire human\nrace will be beyond all help.\n
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He's too dangerous to be left alive.\n
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This classroom is the only\nplace he can be killed.\n
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We E Class misfits had been\ngiven the chance to be\n
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the heroes who save the planet.\n
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But I don't get it.\n
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"Old Campus"\n
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"Old Campus"\nWhy is Koro Sensei trying to destroy Earth?\n
**[06:42] ---**
"Old Campus"\nWhy come teach our class now?\n
**[06:51] ---**
So then, when I went over\nto her place the other day...\n
**[07:06] ---**
All polished up, Sugino.\n
**[07:09] ---**
Koro Sensei... Wait--\n
**[07:12] ---**
what are you eating?\n
**[07:14] ---**
A coconut I bought in Hawaii yesterday.\n
**[07:17] ---**
Want a bite?\n
**[07:19] ---**
You're supposed to drink out of it!\n
**[07:21] ---**
Nice throw yesterday.\n
**[07:24] ---**
Easy for you to say. Clearly I have\nno hope of hitting you at Mach 20\n
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with my throwing speed.\n
**[07:31] ---**
So you're in the baseball club?\n
**[07:37] ---**
I used to be.\n
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Used to?\n
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Clubs...\n
**[07:44] ---**
The E Class isn't allowed to be in clubs,\nout at this satellite campus.\n
**[07:48] ---**
Our bad grades got us here,\nso we're supposed to focus on studying.\n
**[07:54] ---**
That's some major discrimination.\n
**[07:57] ---**
It's all right. You saw yesterday, right?\n
**[08:01] ---**
How slow I am?\n
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So slow that I couldn't pitch a\nsingle strike, and I got benched.\n
**[08:10] ---**
Pretty soon I lost interest in studying,\ntoo, and wound up in the ol' End Class.\n
**[08:16] ---**
Sugino?\n
**[08:18] ---**
Let me give you a little advice.\n
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Gotta turn this in!\n
**[08:26] ---**
Koro Sensei... talking to Sugino? About what?\n
**[08:31] ---**
Is... Is he giving Sugino a talking-to\nabout yesterday's attempt?\n
**[08:35] ---**
Wow, he's *really* up in arms!
**[08:38] ---**
Koro Sensei! What are you doing?!\n
**[08:40] ---**
What about your pledge\nnot to hurt your students?\n
**[08:44] ---**
Sugino...\n
**[08:46] ---**
That unique pitching form I saw yesterday?\n
**[08:49] ---**
You're copying major-league\npitcher Arita, aren't you?\n
**[08:54] ---**
But you know, the tentacles don't lie.\n
**[08:59] ---**
Your shoulder muscles are\nout of whack compared to Arita's.\n
**[09:05] ---**
What's that supposed to mean?\n
**[09:07] ---**
You won't be able to pitch his super fastballs with *that* body,
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no matter how much you try to imitate him.\n
**[09:17] ---**
How...\n
**[09:20] ---**
How can you be so sure?\n
**[09:25] ---**
Nagisa?\n
**[09:29] ---**
Because we're misfits?\nBecause we're the E Class--the End Class?\n
**[09:34] ---**
So why bother? Is that it?!\n
**[09:40] ---**
Hmm, well... how do I know it's impossible?\n
**[09:45] ---**
Yesterday I checked the man himself.\n
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Well, then, never mind!\n
**[09:50] ---**
"Knock it off, Tentacles! --Arita"\nI got his autograph, too!\n
**[09:51] ---**
You asked him for an autograph\nlike that?! No wonder he was furious.\n
**[09:55] ---**
It was shock! Sheer shock!\n
**[09:57] ---**
I get it... I just don't have his talent.\n
**[10:04] ---**
On the other hand,\n
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your elbows and wrists are\nmore flexible than Arita's.\n
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Train well and you could far surpass him.\n
**[10:13] ---**
These fondling-for-comparison's-sake\ntentacles are never wrong.\n
**[10:18] ---**
There's more than one kind of talent.\n
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Find an assassination that suits *your* talent.
**[10:27] ---**
My elbows and wrists... are better?\n
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My... my talent?\n
**[10:46] ---**
Koro Sensei!\n
**[10:49] ---**
You mean you went to New York\njust to give Sugino advice?\n
**[10:53] ---**
Of course. I'm his teacher.\n
**[10:56] ---**
Most teachers wouldn't go that far.\n
**[10:59] ---**
But you will? The guy who's\ngoing to destroy the earth?\n
**[11:08] ---**
Nagisa, I became your teacher\nto keep a promise I made.\n
**[11:17] ---**
I will indeed destroy the earth,\nbut first, I'll be your teacher.\n
**[11:23] ---**
"A fantastic diary entry! By Koro Sensei"\n
**[11:24] ---**
Taking you kids seriously is more\nimportant than the end of the world.\n
**[11:31] ---**
Koro Sensei...\n
**[11:37] ---**
Please don't write weird\nproblems on the back.\n
**[11:41] ---**
I know you want to show off\nyour grading speed, but...\n
**[11:43] ---**
It's like a bonus!\nI thought you'd be happy.\n
**[11:46] ---**
More like a penalty.\n
**[11:48] ---**
So, er, I hope all of *you* will seriously enjoy both studying and assassinating.
**[11:54] ---**
Even though you'll never\npull off the assassinating part.\n
**[12:14] ---**
Wow, Sugino!\n
**[12:16] ---**
That broke so fast,\nit practically disappeared!\n
**[12:20] ---**
I'm working on a curveball that puts\nmy elbows and wrists to good use!\n
**[12:24] ---**
Even my slow straight\nwill look fast next to this guy.\n
**[12:28] ---**
I'm sure they'd both just put *him* to sleep, though.
**[12:32] ---**
But I'll hang in there, Nagisa--\nwith baseball and assassination both!\n
**[12:44] ---**
Our teacher has ultra-high speed\nand multifunction tentacles.\n
**[12:49] ---**
Honestly, I don't think we can kill him.\n
**[12:52] ---**
And yet...\n
**[12:53] ---**
Koro Sensei!\n
**[12:54] ---**
Can you come here?\nI'd like to kill you for a sec.\n
**[12:58] ---**
Haven't learned your lesson, eh?\n
**[13:00] ---**
And yet, Koro Sensei is\nmysteriously motivating,\n
**[13:03] ---**
and it's kind of fun, being in\nhis assassination classroom.\n
**[13:15] ---**
There he is!\n
**[13:17] ---**
He said he'd be snacking on\nshaved North Pole ice today.\n
**[13:20] ---**
That octopus, hittin' the North Pole\nlike it's the corner shop!\n
**[13:23] ---**
Now! We split the ten billion!\n
**[13:27] ---**
Koro Sensei!\n
**[13:30] ---**
Can we have some shaved ice, too?\n
**[13:34] ---**
They've opened their hearts to me--\nwith such smiling faces!\n
**[13:39] ---**
And such lethal intent!\n
**[13:44] ---**
Huh?\n
**[13:46] ---**
But you know...\nyour smiles were a liiittle forced.\n
**[13:50] ---**
That wasn't enough for\nme to let down my guard.\n
**[13:52] ---**
Set aside these dangerous anti-me knives,\n
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stop and smell the flowers,\nand start by learning to put on a good smile.\n
**[14:00] ---**
Hey, Koro Sensei! These are\nthe flowers we've been growing!\n
**[14:06] ---**
Is that so?\n
**[14:07] ---**
That's low, Koro Sensei!\n
**[14:09] ---**
After we took such good care of them,\nand they'd finally bloomed...\n
**[14:12] ---**
Apologies! I'll get you some new bulbs!\n
**[14:15] ---**
Here you go!\n
**[14:18] ---**
Don't go planting them at Mach speeds, now!\n
**[14:19] ---**
Understood!\n
**[14:20] ---**
Handle each one gently!\n
**[14:22] ---**
Got it!\n
**[14:23] ---**
Hey... isn't he going to\nbe destroying the planet?\n
**[14:26] ---**
Y-Yeah... and here he is planting tulips.\n
**[14:32] ---**
Tch. The monster's tryin'\nto be all goody two-shoes.\n
**[14:37] ---**
What are you writing, Nagisa?\n
**[14:40] ---**
I thought I'd jot down\nKoro Sensei's weak points.\n
**[14:43] ---**
I might get a good\nassassination hint from 'em.\n
**[14:46] ---**
Huh...\n
**[14:47] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #1:"\n
**[14:48] ---**
"When he shows off, things get shaky""\nAnd that's supposed to be useful?\n
**[14:53] ---**
Whaddya mean?\nThey could come in handy!\n
**[14:58] ---**
"Height: About 3 meters standing tall.\n
**[15:01] ---**
Special moves: supersonic speed cruising."\n
**[15:05] ---**
The hell is this?\n
**[15:06] ---**
So... not useful, then.\n
**[15:08] ---**
Not right now.\n
**[15:10] ---**
We are killers.\n
**[15:12] ---**
"Old Campus"\n
**[15:12] ---**
"Old Campus"\nClass 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High School\n
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is the assassination classroom,\n
**[15:18] ---**
and the other students are elite members\nof a prestigious prep school.\n
**[15:25] ---**
I believe the Ministry of Defense\nhas already informed you,\n
**[15:29] ---**
but as of tomorrow, I'll be joining\nthe E Class as their P.E. teacher.\n
**[15:34] ---**
I'll be keeping an eye on *him*, of course,
**[15:36] ---**
but the students will be needing\ntechnical and mental support.\n
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Never fear: I have my teaching certificate.\n
**[15:45] ---**
Go right ahead.\n
**[15:46] ---**
Just remember: their education\nand safety come first.\n
**[15:51] ---**
If you'll excuse us.\n
**[15:58] ---**
What an understanding principal!\n
**[16:02] ---**
The government is\ncompensating him handsomely.\n
**[16:06] ---**
But it *is* remarkably convenient.
**[16:08] ---**
A creature capable of destroying the earth\n
**[16:10] ---**
that not even the military\ncan kill... and he's teaching?\n
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Thank God the only ones who know\nabout this are the government,\n
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that principal, and those Class E students.\n
**[16:23] ---**
Yowch! If I do any worse, I might end up in E!\n
**[16:27] ---**
Seriously? Once you wind up there,\nyou can kiss all hope goodbye!\n
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At the satellite campus\nwith no meals, filthy toilets--\n
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treated like dirt by\nstudents and teachers alike!\n
**[16:37] ---**
You need crazy-good grades to\nhave any chance of making it back.\n
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It truly is the *End* Class! I'd sooner die than wind up there!
**[16:44] ---**
I know, right? Better buckle down so\nwe don't turn out like those losers.\n
**[16:49] ---**
"Tell Us, Kunudon!"\n
**[16:49] ---**
"Tell Us, Kunudon!"\nSurprise!\n
**[16:50] ---**
Tell us, Kunudon!\n
**[16:53] ---**
Hi, everybody! I'm Kunudon,\nthe mascot of this institution!\n
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In this segment, I'll tell you all\nabout Kunugigaoka Academy!\n
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Yaaay!\n
**[17:05] ---**
Kunugigaoka Academy has\na standard deviation of 66.\n
**[17:08] ---**
It's a school where you can\nfind cheerful, fun motivation!\n
**[17:11] ---**
Really? That's super!\n
**[17:13] ---**
Everyone gets along really well,\nand everyone is equal!\n
**[17:17] ---**
Everyone is equal! Yaaay!\n
**[17:21] ---**
I see: by discriminating harshly\nagainst a handful of students,\n
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the majority will work harder under\npressure and a sense of superiority.\n
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Its structure is reasonable enough,\n
**[17:33] ---**
and that satellite campus is\nperfect for our top-secret mission.\n
**[17:37] ---**
But it's really got to suck\nfor those End-class pariahs.\n
**[17:47] ---**
Hello, Mr. Karasuma!\n
**[17:49] ---**
Hello. Starting tomorrow, I'll be\nhere to help out as your teacher.\n
**[17:54] ---**
Oh, will you?\n
**[17:55] ---**
I look forward to it.\n
**[17:56] ---**
So now you're *Professor* Karasuma!
**[18:00] ---**
By the way... where is he?\n
**[18:02] ---**
Well, Koro Sensei ruined the class's\nflowerbed, so to make up for it,\n
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he's holding an assassination\ntournament, but with a handicap.\n
**[18:11] ---**
A little something extra by way of apology!\n
**[18:14] ---**
You'd have a hard time finding me\nmore immobilized than I am now!\n
**[18:18] ---**
Any luck, Nagisa?\n
**[18:22] ---**
He's totally not taking us seriously.\n
**[18:24] ---**
You call this assassination?!\n
**[18:27] ---**
But--hang on. Going by\nKoro Sensei's weak points...\n
**[18:32] ---**
I'm afraid it's no use, students of Class E!\n
**[18:35] ---**
Even with this handicap, I'm still far faster!\n
**[18:37] ---**
Killing me is still a far-off dream--\n
**[18:45] ---**
Now! *Kill him*!
**[18:48] ---**
Rats!\n
**[18:49] ---**
Aah! Too dangerous!\n
**[18:50] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #1:\nWhen he shows off, things get shaky"\n
**[18:54] ---**
Those notes might come in handy.\n
**[18:56] ---**
Yeah. I'm gonna keep at it.\n
**[18:58] ---**
Hey... wait! M-My tentacles\nare tangled up in the ropes!\n
**[19:02] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #2: Freaks out easily"\n
**[19:04] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #2: Freaks out easily"\nWhy, you little...\n
**[19:06] ---**
Damn! He got away!\n
**[19:08] ---**
You'll never make it all the way up here--\nyou lack the base capability!\n
**[19:12] ---**
Ha ha! Dummies!\n
**[19:15] ---**
And we were so close!\n
**[19:25] ---**
I'm doubling tonight's homework.\n
**[19:27] ---**
So petty!\n
**[19:28] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #3:\nNo tolerance"\n
**[19:32] ---**
He's gone!\n
**[19:33] ---**
But this is the closest we've ever gotten!\n
**[19:36] ---**
Keep this up and we'll definitely\nget our chance to kill him!\n
**[19:39] ---**
Ooh, and then we get ten billion yen!\nWhat shall I spend it on?\n
**[19:47] ---**
Junior-high kids talking\nhappily about assassination?\n
**[19:52] ---**
This is one unusual space, all right.\n
**[19:55] ---**
Think we can kill him, Nagisa?\n
**[19:58] ---**
We will. Otherwise,\nwe'd never be able to face him.\n
**[20:02] ---**
It's so strange...\n
**[20:04] ---**
...how the students with the\nliveliest expressions at this school...\n
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...are here in E Class,\nwith their target teaching them.\n
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"Ministry of Defense"\n
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Those are the circumstances.\n
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Given the crisis the earth is in,\nyou must speak of them to no one.\n
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If this gets out, you will be made to\nundergo a memory-wiping operation.\n
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Eeeyikes!\n
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All members of the E Class have\nreceived the same explanation;\n
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they're already part of the mission.\n
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Once your suspension is over,\nyou will return to the E Class.\n
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Therefore, you too will be given\nthe assassination assignment.\n
**[20:52] ---**
So, uh...\n
**[20:55] ---**
Does this rubber knife really work?\n
**[20:59] ---**
Yes. It's harmless to humans,\nbut we guarantee it will work on him.\n
**[21:04] ---**
Huh!\n
**[21:06] ---**
I guess it doesn't matter if he's not human.\n
**[21:12] ---**
I've always wanted to try...\n
**[21:20] ---**
...killing me a teacher.\n
**[21:42] ---**
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
**[21:49] ---**
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
**[21:55] ---**
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
**[22:01] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[22:06] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[22:09] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[22:12] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[22:18] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[22:24] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:33] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:34] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[22:37] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[22:39] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[22:43] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[22:50] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[22:55] ---**
*Shine again *
# 3 - Karma Time
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One! Two! Three! Four!\n
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Five! Six!\n
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--Seven! Eight!\n--The sounds of exercise \n
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echoing across the field on a\nsunny afternoon: how peaceful!\n
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If the students didn't have\nprey in their sights, that is.\n
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Wield your knives properly\nfrom all eight directions, now.\n
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From now on, I'm in charge of phys ed.\n
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That makes me a little lonely.\n
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Didn't I tell you to make yourself\nscarce during this period?\n
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Go play in the sandbox.\n
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You're so mean, Mr. Karasuma.\n
**[00:46] ---**
Why, my students happen\nto like my gym classes!\n
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Liar. Koro Sensei's physical\nabilities are just too different.\n
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Remember that one time?\n
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Now let's try jumping side to side.\nI'll show you how it's done.\n
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As if!\n
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Once you're used to it,\ntoss some cat's cradle into the mix.\n
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Damn, he's good!\n
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He's just too far out.\n
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I'd like a human teacher for gym, thanks.\n
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Boo hoo hoo...\n
**[01:18] ---**
Okay, let's get back to work.\n
**[01:21] ---**
But Mr. Karasuma, is there\nany point to all this training?\n
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And should we be doing it\nright in front of our target?\n
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It's the same in assassination as in studying:\n
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Drill the basics and they'll serve you well.\n
**[01:33] ---**
The same?\n
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Isogai, Maehara, step forward.\n
**[01:39] ---**
Try hitting me with those knives.\n
**[01:41] ---**
Are you sure?\n
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As a team?\n
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Those knives won't hurt us humans.\n
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If they give me so much as a scratch,\nyou can go home for the day.\n
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Uh... well, er... okay, then.\n
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Come on.\n
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As you see, with a little knowledge,\n
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even I can handle the knives of two amateurs.\n
**[02:11] ---**
Wow...\n
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If you can't hit me, your chance of hitting *him* at Mach 20
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is slim to none.\n
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See? While we were sparring,\n
**[02:26] ---**
he built Osaka Castle in\nthe sandbox, changed clothes,\n
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and is brewing up some tea!\n
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How infuriating!\n
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Once the whole class is capable of hitting me,\n
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your chance of success will\nincrease by leaps and bounds.\n
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During gym class, I'll be\nteaching you stabbing, shooting--\n
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all the assassination basics.\n
**[02:49] ---**
Whoa.\n
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That's all for today.\n
**[02:54] ---**
Thank you!\n
**[02:59] ---**
Mr. Karasuma's kinda scary,\nbut he sure is cool!\n
**[03:02] ---**
Right? Do you think he'll pat us on\nthe head if we manage to hit him?\n
**[03:06] ---**
I wonder.\n
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You're trying to steal my popularity\nfrom my students, aren't you?!\n
**[03:13] ---**
Don't be ridiculous.\n
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"If the school so desires, it may\nassign an additional teacher\n
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to the E Class."\n
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It says so right in your employment contract.\n
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My duty is to provide\nonsite assassin monitoring--\n
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all in the name of killing you.\n
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Please, use the name the students gave me:\n
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Call me "Koro Sensei."\n
**[03:43] ---**
A quiz in sixth period, eh?\n
**[03:45] ---**
Wish we could've gone home after gym.\n
**[03:51] ---**
Hey, Nagisa.\n
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It's been a while.\n
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Karma... you're back!\n
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*The theory... of savage youth! *
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*I only speak when it's time to act *
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*I know that's pretty cool *
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*(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
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*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
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*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
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*What's this wave of irritation? *
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*Proof of our existence? *
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*Look up at the moon and up you go *
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*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
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*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can) *
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*"Whatever" is easy to say *
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*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
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*But still: youth, to the future! *
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*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
**[05:34] ---**
"Episode 3: Karma Time"\n
**[05:40] ---**
Huh!\n
**[05:42] ---**
So that's the infamous Koro Sensei?\n
**[05:45] ---**
Whoa, he really *does* look like an octopus.
**[05:48] ---**
Karma Akabane... is it? I'd heard\nyour suspension was up today.\n
**[05:54] ---**
But you shouldn't be tardy\non your first day back.\n
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It's hard to get back\ninto the swing of things.\n
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Feel free to call me by my first name.\nNice to meet you, Teach!\n
**[06:06] ---**
Likewise. Let's make this a fun year.\n
**[06:17] ---**
Wow. You really *are* fast...
**[06:20] ---**
and those knives really *do* work.
**[06:24] ---**
I sliced one up really fine\nand stuck the pieces on.\n
**[06:28] ---**
But to be caught by such a simple move,\n
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and to jump back all that way...\nwhat are you, a scaredy-cat?\n
**[06:39] ---**
He's the first--the first one\n
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to hurt Koro Sensei!\n
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I heard they call you "Koro Sensei"\nbecause you're unkillable.\n
**[06:49] ---**
But what's this?\nAre you a pushover after all?\n
**[06:55] ---**
Nagisa, what kind of person *is* this Karma?
**[06:59] ---**
Well...\n
**[07:00] ---**
We were in the same class\nour first and second years,\n
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but then his continued violent\nbehavior earned him an expulsion,\n
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and those students end up\nhere in the E Class, too.\n
**[07:13] ---**
But... here he might just be a star student.\n
**[07:17] ---**
What do you mean?\n
**[07:19] ---**
When it comes to deadly weapons\nand foul play, Karma's got us all beat.\n
**[07:25] ---**
Don't run away, Koro Sensei...\n
**[07:28] ---**
I'll show you what it means to be killed.\n
**[07:44] ---**
What's Koro Sensei been doing all this time?\n
**[07:47] ---**
Like, punching the wall?\n
**[07:49] ---**
Yeah--Karma's smack-talking\nmust have made him mad.\n
**[07:54] ---**
But his tentacles are too\nsoft to damage the walls.\n
**[07:57] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #4:\nHis punches are soft"\n
**[07:59] ---**
Ugh--enough!\n
**[08:00] ---**
Quit with the squish-squish!\nWe're trying to take a quiz here!\n
**[08:03] ---**
P-Pardon me!\n
**[08:06] ---**
Hey, Karma, you sure about this? That monster is *pissed*.
**[08:11] ---**
This is all on you, man!\n
**[08:13] ---**
Sure you're not better off holin' up at home?\n
**[08:17] ---**
You'd be pissed, too, Terasaka,\nif someone'd started to kill you.\n
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Not like when a certain someone\nscrewed up and wet himself.\n
**[08:25] ---**
I did not wet myself!\nYou cruisin' for a bruisin', pal?!\n
**[08:28] ---**
You there! No loud noises during a test!\n
**[08:31] ---**
--Tell that to your tentacles!\n--Why, that could even be considered cheating!\n
**[08:34] ---**
Sorry, Koro Sensei. I've already finished,\n
**[08:38] ---**
so I'll just sit here quietly and eat my gelato.\n
**[08:40] ---**
Not during class, you won't!\n
**[08:44] ---**
Th-That's the gelato I brought\nback from Italy yesterday!\n
**[08:48] ---**
It's *yours*?
**[08:50] ---**
Oh, sorry! It was just\nchilling in the staff room.\n
**[08:54] ---**
"Sorry" won't cut it!\n
**[08:56] ---**
I took pains to fly through the coldest\nstratosphere to keep that from melting, too!\n
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Huh... So, whaddya gonna do about it?\n
**[09:03] ---**
Hit me?\n
**[09:04] ---**
I will not! I'll just have what's left!\n
**[09:08] ---**
Come now, hand it o--\n
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Anti-me BB's!\n
**[09:16] ---**
Gotcha again!\n
**[09:20] ---**
I'll just keep using the same old tricks.\n
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Even if it interferes with class.\n
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If you don't like it,\nkill me or anyone else here.\n
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But the second you do...\n
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no one'll see you as a teacher anymore.\n
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You'll just be a murderous monster.\n
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You, the teacher, will be killed by me.\n
**[09:46] ---**
Here's my quiz.\nProbably got 'em all right.\n
**[09:51] ---**
See ya, Teach.\nLet's play some more tomorrow.\n
**[09:56] ---**
Karma is extremely quick-witted.\n
**[10:01] ---**
Like here.\n
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He saw there was a line\nKoro Sensei couldn't cross\n
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without losing his "teacherness,"\n
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and the tactics he uses make him toe that line.\n
**[10:14] ---**
He has the smarts to see\nthe heart of the matter,\n
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and the skill to manipulate just about anyone,\n
**[10:21] ---**
but he uses them to clash with people.\n
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Honestly...\n
**[10:28] ---**
Now he's forced me to go buy more gelato.\n
**[10:32] ---**
He's smart and tough, but as he says,\nif I'm going to stay a teacher,\n
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I'm not allowed to kill or hurt him.\n
**[10:43] ---**
So... how to deal with him, then?\n
**[10:49] ---**
"Kunugigaoka Station"\n
**[10:49] ---**
"Kunugigaoka Station"\nSee ya, Nagisa!\n
**[10:51] ---**
Yep! See you tomorrow!\n
**[10:55] ---**
Hey, look! It's Nagisa!\n
**[10:57] ---**
Right at home down in the E Class.\n
**[11:00] ---**
Barf. He'll never make it\nback to our class like that.\n
**[11:05] ---**
Plus, Akabane's back in E Class\nnow that his suspension's over!\n
**[11:11] ---**
That's the pits! I would seriously\nrather die than wind up there.\n
**[11:16] ---**
Really? You'd rather die?\n
**[11:20] ---**
Like... now?\n
**[11:22] ---**
Akabane!\n
**[11:26] ---**
Like I'd actually do it!\n
**[11:28] ---**
With such great toys to play with,\nwho wants another suspension?\n
**[11:33] ---**
Karma...\n
**[11:35] ---**
So listen, Nagisa, there's\nsomething I wanted to ask you.\n
**[11:40] ---**
I understand you know a few\nthings about Koro Sensei.\n
**[11:43] ---**
Uh, well, kind of.\n
**[11:46] ---**
Does he get mad if you call him an octopus?\n
**[11:49] ---**
An octopus?\n
**[11:50] ---**
"Octopus BZZT!"\n"An easy mistake to make. Be careful!"\n
**[11:51] ---**
On the contrary, I think.\nHis self-portrait is an octopus,\n
**[11:55] ---**
and he picks the octopus character in games.\n
**[11:58] ---**
And when he was digging\naround in the sandbox...\n
**[12:01] ---**
Octopus trap.\n
**[12:02] ---**
So if he's making jokes like that,\nI'd say the octopus thing\n
**[12:05] ---**
is kind of his trademark.\n
**[12:09] ---**
Hmm. That gives me a little idea.\n
**[12:14] ---**
What are you up to now, Karma?\n
**[12:18] ---**
I'm happy, is all.\n
**[12:21] ---**
I was wondering what I'd do\nif he were just some monster,\n
**[12:25] ---**
but turns out he's an actual teacher.\n
**[12:30] ---**
And I get to kill an actual teacher...\n
**[12:35] ---**
I mean, since the last one up and died on me.\n
**[12:50] ---**
I didn't see this coming. \nMy gelato money--gone!\n
**[12:55] ---**
And no hope of getting more before payday!\n
**[12:58] ---**
I'll just have to make my own.\n
**[13:03] ---**
Good morning!\n
**[13:10] ---**
What's wrong, cla--\n
**[13:13] ---**
Whoops! My bad!\n
**[13:15] ---**
I mistook it for you and killed it instead.\n
**[13:18] ---**
Bring it here--I'll dispose of it.\n
**[13:21] ---**
All right.\n
**[13:24] ---**
Bring it on, Koro Sensei.\n
**[13:27] ---**
I don't need to kill your body right now--\n
**[13:31] ---**
I'll start slowly by killing your soul.\n
**[13:39] ---**
Allow me to show you, Karma:\nthe might of these drill tentacles\n
**[13:44] ---**
and the firepower of this missile\nI filched from the Self-Defense Force!\n
**[13:50] ---**
I'm not about to let my\nassassin get away scot-free.\n
**[13:55] ---**
I could tell by your pallor that\nyou hadn't eaten breakfast.\n
**[13:59] ---**
I whipped these octopus\nballs up at Mach speed.\n
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They'll put you well on your way\nto being nice and healthy.\n
**[14:04] ---**
Open wide!\n
**[14:06] ---**
Karma...\n
**[14:08] ---**
What I do is tend things, take care of them.\n
**[14:11] ---**
Things like assassins' rusty blades.\n
**[14:14] ---**
So keep killing me in earnest all day today.\n
**[14:18] ---**
Every time you do, I'll take care of you.\n
**[14:22] ---**
By the end of the day, your body and\nmind will be polished to sparkling.\n
**[14:29] ---**
"First Period: Math"\n
**[14:31] ---**
As you see, this number is left over,\nno matter what you do.\n
**[14:35] ---**
If this indivisibility is getting you down,\n
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then have I got the method for you!\n
**[14:43] ---**
I'll write it on the blackboard.\nEveryone try solving it together.\n
**[14:46] ---**
Oh, Karma? You're too slow between\ndrawing and firing, I'm afraid.\n
**[14:52] ---**
And since I had plenty of time,\n
**[14:54] ---**
I gave you a little nail art.\n
**[14:58] ---**
"Fourth Period: Home Ec"\n
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Well? How'd you two do, Fuwa?\n
**[15:04] ---**
Mmm, I dunno... It has this\nkind of sharp tang to it.\n
**[15:08] ---**
Let me try.\n
**[15:10] ---**
Well, why don't you start over?\n
**[15:12] ---**
Toss that batch out, and--\n
**[15:14] ---**
You forgot your apron, Karma.\n
**[15:18] ---**
Don't worry about the soup.\n
**[15:20] ---**
I sucked it all up in midair with a dropper.\n
**[15:23] ---**
Oh, and added sugar while I was at it.\n
**[15:27] ---**
It's much milder!\n
**[15:29] ---**
Adorable!\n
**[15:32] ---**
It's no use.\n
**[15:34] ---**
"Fifth Period: Japanese"\n
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"Fifth Period: Japanese"\nKoro Sensei has tons of weak points.\n
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He screws up from time to time,\n
**[15:40] ---**
and his reaction speed drops to\nhuman levels when he's flustered.\n
**[15:44] ---**
--But no matter how good Karma is at surprise attacks...\n
**[15:44] ---**
--"Even as I was thinking this,\n--But no matter how good Karma is at surprise attacks...\n
**[15:49] ---**
the red frog, having failed again,\nwas making its way back.\n
**[15:54] ---**
I was starting to get bored with it.\n
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...with Koro Sensei on especially high alert,\n
**[16:01] ---**
this assassination was like an\nimpossibly tough video game.\n
**[16:03] ---**
I was not trying to hit the red frog..."\n
**[16:12] ---**
Karma...\n
**[16:13] ---**
Don't sweat it. We'll all do it together.\n
**[16:17] ---**
Once Koro Sensei has his eye on you,\nyou can't kill him by yourself,\n
**[16:20] ---**
no matter the method.\n
**[16:22] ---**
He's not like other teachers.\n
**[16:26] ---**
Teachers, eh...?\n
**[16:28] ---**
Akabane, you're right!\n
**[16:31] ---**
Though you *are* combative, with your share of behavioral issues.
**[16:35] ---**
As long as you're in the right,\nI'll be on your side!\n
**[16:41] ---**
Yeah, no.\n
**[16:43] ---**
*I* want to do it.
**[16:45] ---**
Nothing'd tick me off more than\nhim dying in some random place.\n
**[16:48] ---**
Karma?\n
**[16:54] ---**
I've certainly taken good\ncare of you today, haven't I?\n
**[16:57] ---**
You can still try to kill me, you know.\nI'll polish you up even shinier.\n
**[17:05] ---**
Just to make sure...\n
**[17:07] ---**
you *are* a teacher, correct?
**[17:11] ---**
Yes.\n
**[17:11] ---**
And you would, say,\n
**[17:14] ---**
risk your life to protect your students?\n
**[17:18] ---**
Of course--I'm a teacher, after all.\n
**[17:21] ---**
Okay, good. Then I can kill you.\n
**[17:28] ---**
For sure.\n
**[17:32] ---**
So what's it going to be?\n
**[17:34] ---**
If you come to help, you'll be shot\nto death before you can save me.\n
**[17:38] ---**
If you just let me die,\nyour life as a teacher is over.\n
**[17:44] ---**
Oh, man! Everything's flashing before my eyes!\n
**[17:48] ---**
Are you okay?\n
**[17:50] ---**
3-E--you mean *that* 3-E?
**[17:53] ---**
What an awful pretext for picking a fight.\n
**[17:57] ---**
Huh? I'm in the right here.\nWhat's wrong with saving a bullied student?\n
**[18:03] ---**
No, Akabane. No matter how you\nlook at it, you're in the wrong.\n
**[18:09] ---**
Is your head on straight?\n
**[18:11] ---**
Where do you get off injuring\nthe best student in Year 3?\n
**[18:15] ---**
No--sir, wait--\n
**[18:18] ---**
You sided with the E Class and\nhurt someone with a bright future.\n
**[18:22] ---**
If this affects his exams, it'll be on my head!\n
**[18:28] ---**
He said he'd be on my side--and now this?\n
**[18:34] ---**
"Uh-oh. I'm going to die."\n
**[18:34] ---**
"Uh-oh. I'm going to die."\nUh-oh. I'm going to die.\n
**[18:37] ---**
Your grades are the only\nthing you've got right--\n
**[18:40] ---**
they're why I've always looked the other way.\n
**[18:43] ---**
But once you start hurting\nmy career, it's a different story.\n
**[18:48] ---**
"In here, that teacher dies."\n
**[18:48] ---**
"In here, that teacher dies."\nIn here, he dies.\n
**[18:52] ---**
I put in for your transfer.\nCongratulations, Akabane.\n
**[18:57] ---**
You'll be starting your\nthird year in the E Class.\n
**[19:03] ---**
He let me down.\n
**[19:05] ---**
Now he's dead to me.\n
**[19:11] ---**
Koro Sensei! I'll kill you\nwith my own two hands!\n
**[19:15] ---**
Now, which death do you choose?\n
**[19:22] ---**
Karma?\n
**[19:24] ---**
Splendid job on the premeditated\nassassination starring yourself.\n
**[19:28] ---**
If I saved you at the speed of sound,\nyour body wouldn't hold out.\n
**[19:31] ---**
But if I moved slowly, I'd get hit.\n
**[19:35] ---**
So I tried getting a little sticky.\n
**[19:39] ---**
Damn! What *can't* these tentacles do?!
**[19:42] ---**
You can't shoot now!\n
**[19:46] ---**
Oh, and furthermore...\n
**[19:48] ---**
letting you die is not an option.\n
**[19:52] ---**
Believe in that for your next flying leap.\n
**[20:02] ---**
It's no use. He won't die\nand he can't be killed.\n
**[20:06] ---**
Not the teacher part of him, anyway.\n
**[20:13] ---**
For being so reckless,\nKarma, you sure were calm.\n
**[20:16] ---**
Eh, no biggie.\n
**[20:17] ---**
As far as I can figure it,\n
**[20:19] ---**
that would've been my\nbest chance at killing him.\n
**[20:22] ---**
Oh? Out of ideas already?\n
**[20:25] ---**
I have plenty of grooming\ntools to use in retaliation.\n
**[20:28] ---**
You're kind of a pushover yourself, aren't you?!\n
**[20:32] ---**
I'm feeling murderous, all right...\n
**[20:34] ---**
but this time it's different somehow.\n
**[20:38] ---**
Oh, I'll kill you--maybe even tomorrow.\n
**[20:41] ---**
A healthy, refreshing bloodlust--\n
**[20:44] ---**
looks like you don't need any more TLC.\n
**[20:49] ---**
Let's head on back, Nagisa.\nWe can eat on the way.\n
**[20:54] ---**
Hey! That's my purse!\n
**[20:56] ---**
Then don't leave it in\nthe staff room unattended!\n
**[21:00] ---**
Give it back!\n
**[21:01] ---**
Take it!\n
**[21:05] ---**
But... this is empty!\n
**[21:08] ---**
There wasn't much in there. Call it a donation.\n
**[21:15] ---**
You hypocritical delinquent!\n
**[21:17] ---**
Assassins go in for the kill\nand wind up sparkling clean\n
**[21:20] ---**
in their target's tentacles.\n
**[21:22] ---**
That's our assassination classroom.\n
**[21:25] ---**
I wonder how we'll try\nto kill him tomorrow?\n
**[21:30] ---**
Do you hear me?!\n
**[21:42] ---**
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
**[21:49] ---**
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
**[21:55] ---**
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
**[22:01] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[22:06] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[22:10] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[22:12] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[22:18] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[22:25] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:33] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:35] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[22:38] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[22:39] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[22:44] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[22:50] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[22:56] ---**
*Shine again *
# 4 - Grown-Up Time
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**[00:08] ---**
Long time no see, Big Teach.\n
**[00:10] ---**
Yes, I've finally gotten paid.\n
**[00:16] ---**
Japan's cheap snacks are of superb quality.\n
**[00:19] ---**
They're absolutely worth\ndisguising myself for!\n
**[00:22] ---**
Stop that!\n
**[00:24] ---**
Aw, just come with us, willya?\n
**[00:26] ---**
But I have to get to my\nnew teaching position!\n
**[00:29] ---**
So you're a teacher!\n
**[00:31] ---**
Tutor us, then--we're awful dumb!\n
**[00:34] ---**
Why don't I tutor you in the right way\nto hit on a woman from your car?\n
**[00:38] ---**
Lesson 1: Decorate your car beautifully.\n
**[00:43] ---**
The car's lousy with ribbons!\n
**[00:45] ---**
There is no Lesson 2.\n
**[00:47] ---**
Are you all right?\n
**[00:49] ---**
Thank you so much!\n
**[00:51] ---**
What an upstanding man.\nI'll never forget your kindness!\n
**[00:56] ---**
By the way,\n
**[00:58] ---**
do you know how to get to\nKunugigaoka Junior High?\n
**[01:05] ---**
*The theory... of savage youth! *
**[01:15] ---**
*I only speak when it's time to act *
**[01:18] ---**
*I know that's pretty cool *
**[01:21] ---**
*(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
**[01:24] ---**
*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
**[01:27] ---**
*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
**[01:34] ---**
*What's this wave of irritation? *
**[01:37] ---**
*Proof of our existence? *
**[01:41] ---**
*Look up at the moon and up you go *
**[01:44] ---**
*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
**[01:49] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
**[01:52] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
**[01:55] ---**
*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
**[02:02] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
**[02:05] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can) *
**[02:09] ---**
*"Whatever" is easy to say *
**[02:12] ---**
*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
**[02:18] ---**
*But still: youth, to the future! *
**[02:24] ---**
*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
**[02:32] ---**
"Episode 4: Grown-Up Time"\n
**[02:36] ---**
"Old Campus"\n
**[02:36] ---**
"Old Campus"\nNow, allow me to introduce\n
**[02:38] ---**
your brand-new temporary\nforeign-language teacher.\n
**[02:42] ---**
Irina Jelavich. Nice to meet you all!\n
**[02:46] ---**
What a knockout!\n
**[02:47] ---**
What *knockers*!
**[02:49] ---**
Wait...\n
**[02:50] ---**
--Why's she all over him?\n--Who'd have thought you were a teacher here?\n
**[02:53] ---**
--Pisses me off...\n--That's a wig.\n
**[02:54] ---**
Oh, I don't mind!\n
**[02:56] ---**
This school intends to give you authentic\nexperience in foreign languages.\n
**[03:00] ---**
I trust there are no complaints\n
**[03:01] ---**
about her taking over\nhalf your English lessons?\n
**[03:04] ---**
If we must...\n
**[03:06] ---**
We've got us one heck of\na teacher! Not only that,\n
**[03:09] ---**
she seems to really have\na thing for Koro Sensei.\n
**[03:12] ---**
Uh-huh.\n
**[03:13] ---**
I might get some\nassassination hints out of this.\n
**[03:17] ---**
The octopoid Koro Sensei seems flummoxed,\n
**[03:20] ---**
having a human woman hanging all over him.\n
**[03:23] ---**
His face has so many unique colors--\n
**[03:26] ---**
so what color is "bewilderment"?\n
**[03:32] ---**
He's just plain smitten!\n
**[03:34] ---**
There's no mistaking that face.\n
**[03:36] ---**
Guess he goes for humans, too.\n
**[03:39] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #5: Boobs"\n
**[03:42] ---**
The more I look at you,\nthe more I like what I see.\n
**[03:44] ---**
Your beady eyes, like two diarrhea pills...\n
**[03:47] ---**
Your undefined joints...\n
**[03:49] ---**
Why, you're positively captivating!\n
**[03:51] ---**
How embarrassing!\n
**[03:53] ---**
Don't let her trick you, Koro Sensei!\n
**[03:55] ---**
No woman finds those things attractive!\n
**[03:58] ---**
We're not that dense.\n
**[04:01] ---**
Any teacher coming to this class at this time\n
**[04:04] ---**
has a fairly high probability\nof being no ordinary teacher.\n
**[04:08] ---**
Hup! Pass! Hup! Kill!\n
**[04:11] ---**
I had all kinds of close-range\nmethods prepared...\n
**[04:15] ---**
I just never thought my\nseduction tactics would work.\n
**[04:24] ---**
Irina Jelavich. Profession: assassin.\n
**[04:28] ---**
Not only is she beautiful, she has\na dozen languages at her command.\n
**[04:33] ---**
She can bewitch a target from any nation,\n
**[04:36] ---**
and kill even heavily guarded targets\nfrom point-blank range with ease.\n
**[04:40] ---**
She's an assassin with a fine handle\non infiltration and approach.\n
**[04:45] ---**
But you can't just hire an\nassassin to work at a school.\n
**[04:50] ---**
We'll have you do some teaching\nto keep up appearances.\n
**[04:56] ---**
I'm a pro.\n
**[04:57] ---**
My job will be done before\nI need to resort to teaching.\n
**[05:02] ---**
Hup! Pass!\n
**[05:05] ---**
Hup! Kill!\n
**[05:08] ---**
Hup! Pass!\n
**[05:09] ---**
Hup! Kill!\n
**[05:11] ---**
--Hup! Pa--\n--Koro Sensei!\n
**[05:13] ---**
Oh, Koro Sensei!\n
**[05:16] ---**
Mr. Karasuma tells me you're\noh so very fast! Is that true?\n
**[05:21] ---**
Well, not *that* fast...
**[05:23] ---**
"Sensei-O-Vision"\n
**[05:24] ---**
"Sensei-O-Vision"\nCould you do me a favor?\n
**[05:25] ---**
"Sensei-O-Vision"\nI'd love to try some real Vietnamese coffee.\n
**[05:29] ---**
"Sensei-O-Vision"\nWon't you bring me some while I'm teaching English?\n
**[05:33] ---**
Why, of course. I happen to\nknow a great café in Vietnam.\n
**[05:44] ---**
Er... Ms. Irina? Class is starting.\nShouldn't we go back in?\n
**[05:51] ---**
Class? Oh, right. Just make it\na study hall or something.\n
**[05:58] ---**
And... can you not call me by my first name?\n
**[06:04] ---**
I won't be playing teacher\nunless that octopus is around,\n
**[06:08] ---**
so you are to call me Ms. Jelavich.\n
**[06:14] ---**
So what are you going to do, Ms. Bitch?\n
**[06:16] ---**
No nicknames!\n
**[06:17] ---**
You're an assassin, right?\n
**[06:19] ---**
The entire class working together\ncan't kill this monster,\n
**[06:22] ---**
and you're going to kill him all by yourself?\n
**[06:24] ---**
Brat. Grown-ups have their own\ngrown-up ways of doing things.\n
**[06:30] ---**
You must be Nagisa Shiota.\n
**[06:43] ---**
Come to the staff room later.\nI'd like to see what you have on him.\n
**[06:50] ---**
The same goes for anyone else with key intel!\n
**[06:54] ---**
I'll give you something good in return.\n
**[06:56] ---**
I can even swap in a man for you girls.\n
**[06:59] ---**
It's a pro's job to have both\ntechnique and connections.\n
**[07:03] ---**
You brats go watch from the outfield.\n
**[07:06] ---**
Oh, one more thing:\n
**[07:09] ---**
Interfere even slightly in my\nassassination and I'll kill you.\n
**[07:14] ---**
Her skilled kisses that make you swoon.\n
**[07:16] ---**
Her tough-looking companions.\nThe gravity of her threat.\n
**[07:22] ---**
We knew at once she was\nthe real deal: a professional killer.\n
**[07:26] ---**
At the same time, most of\nthe class sensed something else:\n
**[07:32] ---**
we *hated* her.
**[07:36] ---**
"Study Hall"\n
**[07:40] ---**
I've never killed an unidentified creature\n
**[07:42] ---**
like this before...\n
**[07:44] ---**
Everything's ready.\n
**[07:47] ---**
The boy's shared his intel with me.\n
**[07:52] ---**
Some of us have destroyed a single\ntentacle, but that doesn't faze him.\n
**[07:58] ---**
Maybe... you have to destroy\nall his tentacles at once.\n
**[08:02] ---**
He can escape before\nyou deal the final blow.\n
**[08:04] ---**
And...\n
**[08:06] ---**
if you plan to sneak up on him,\nyou probably shouldn't smoke.\n
**[08:10] ---**
For having no nose, Koro Sensei\nhas a wicked sense of smell.\n
**[08:15] ---**
That won't conflict with my plan.\n
**[08:19] ---**
I am Irina Jelavich, a pro among pros\n
**[08:21] ---**
who's pulled off assassinations\nin all kinds of circumstances.\n
**[08:24] ---**
C'mon, Ms. Bitch, teach us already!\n
**[08:25] ---**
"Bitch"\nC'mon, Ms. Bitch, teach us already!\n
**[08:28] ---**
"Bitch"\nYeah, Ms. Bitch!\n
**[08:30] ---**
"Bitch" I mean, you *are* a teacher here, right, Ms. Bitch?
**[08:33] ---**
Quit your "bitch"ing!\n
**[08:35] ---**
For one thing, they're pronounced differently!\n
**[08:38] ---**
You Japanese can't\ndifferentiate between B and V!\n
**[08:42] ---**
I'll teach you the right way to say V!\n
**[08:45] ---**
First lightly bite your bottom lip. Go on!\n
**[08:49] ---**
Yes, right!\n
**[08:51] ---**
Now stay like that for an hour and\ngive me some peace and quiet.\n
**[08:54] ---**
What kind of lesson *is* this?!
**[08:57] ---**
"Old Campus"\n
**[08:58] ---**
I understand you've\nbrought in a rather shady trio.\n
**[09:01] ---**
That plan is news to me.\n
**[09:03] ---**
Yes: all pros, all more than\ncompetent. And tight-lipped.\n
**[09:08] ---**
They're so in love with me,\nthey'll do whatever I ask--for free.\n
**[09:11] ---**
Everything's set up. Today I act.\n
**[09:16] ---**
Ms. Irina!\n
**[09:18] ---**
Here's the Indian chai you requested.\n
**[09:20] ---**
Oh, thank you, Koro Sensei!\nJust what I wanted for my afternoon tea!\n
**[09:25] ---**
Actually, Koro Sensei,\nI'd like to speak with you.\n
**[09:29] ---**
Could you come to the\nshed during fifth period?\n
**[09:32] ---**
Speak with me? But of course.\n
**[09:35] ---**
Fifth period, right?\n
**[09:37] ---**
I'll be there with certain-tea!\nBecause that's chai tea, get it?\n
**[09:45] ---**
Hey, now--you kiddin' me?\n
**[09:47] ---**
They're goin' into that shed together!\n
**[09:50] ---**
Kind of a let-down,\n
**[09:51] ---**
--My trip to India was perfect chai-ming!\n--watching Koro Sensei fall for such an obvious ploy.\n
**[09:56] ---**
Mr. Karasuma?\n
**[09:58] ---**
I don't think we'll ever warm up to her.\n
**[10:01] ---**
Apologies. She's a pro\nhere on government orders.\n
**[10:07] ---**
Still...\n
**[10:08] ---**
completing all her preparations in a single day\n
**[10:13] ---**
proves she's an assassin of the highest caliber.\n
**[10:16] ---**
So what did you want\nto talk about, Ms. Irina?\n
**[10:19] ---**
Assassination by infiltration\n
**[10:21] ---**
requires flexibility toward one's target.\n
**[10:25] ---**
I'm up against an unidentified creature.\n
**[10:27] ---**
--Best to do it quickly,\nbefore he gets suspicious.\n
**[10:29] ---**
--Koro Sensei...\n--Best to do it quickly, before he gets suspicious.\n
**[10:31] ---**
I... I always fall for exceptional people.\n
**[10:36] ---**
With your body, your strength--\n
**[10:38] ---**
you're so exceptional,\nit was love at first sight.\n
**[10:41] ---**
Oh, er, uh--\n
**[10:43] ---**
Do you think that makes me a strange woman?\n
**[10:46] ---**
Turn his attention to me, even by force,\n
**[10:50] ---**
so he won't notice what's *really* going on.
**[10:53] ---**
I spent all night fixing up the place.\nAll to hunt you down...\n
**[10:58] ---**
target of mine.\n
**[11:06] ---**
You're a bad boy, Koro Sensei.\n
**[11:10] ---**
W-We can't do this--not here!\n
**[11:13] ---**
You foolish, foolish man.\n
**[11:16] ---**
Farewell.\n
**[11:17] ---**
Give me a minute to take all this off.\n
**[11:20] ---**
All?!\n
**[11:21] ---**
--Relax... I'll be all done in a minute.\n
**[11:22] ---**
--All...\n--Relax... I'll be all done in a minute.\n
**[11:25] ---**
All?!\n
**[11:26] ---**
All--\n
**[11:29] ---**
Live ammo and real guns.\n
**[11:32] ---**
M61.\n
**[11:33] ---**
M134.\n
**[11:35] ---**
M249.\n
**[11:38] ---**
All spraying ammo with\nsuperlative speed and firepower.\n
**[11:42] ---**
These weird pellets won't come into play.\n
**[11:45] ---**
After all, there's nothing *these* bullets won't kill.
**[11:49] ---**
Firing complete in 3, 2, 1...\n
**[11:55] ---**
...ze--\n
**[12:00] ---**
Unfortunately, Ms. Irina,\nlead bullets have no effect on me.\n
**[12:06] ---**
They just melt inside my body.\n
**[12:10] ---**
And take a good look at my face.\n
**[12:14] ---**
You have... *four* eyes?!
**[12:16] ---**
No, two of those are nostrils.\n
**[12:19] ---**
Who can tell?!\n
**[12:21] ---**
There's a metallic odor in the shed\nthat wasn't here until yesterday.\n
**[12:24] ---**
An old-man smell whose\nincongruity opened my nostrils.\n
**[12:31] ---**
For having no nose, Koro Sensei\nhas a wicked sense of smell.\n
**[12:34] ---**
By pretending to be caught in your trap,\nI could easily uncover my assassin.\n
**[12:39] ---**
In other words...\n
**[12:41] ---**
as a pro, you clung too tightly\nto common-sense assassination.\n
**[12:46] ---**
My students' attempts are far\nmore flexible and formidable.\n
**[12:51] ---**
And did you know?\n
**[12:54] ---**
My retaliation takes the form\nof care and grooming.\n
**[12:59] ---**
Nooo!\n
**[12:59] ---**
"slither slither"\nNooo!\n
**[13:01] ---**
What was that?!\n
**[13:02] ---**
Gunshots, a scream...\nand now a slithery sound!\n
**[13:06] ---**
"slither slither"\n
**[13:06] ---**
"slither slither"\nNo!\n
**[13:09] ---**
"slither slither"\nNo...\n
**[13:11] ---**
No...\n
**[13:13] ---**
She's getting slithered but good!\n
**[13:16] ---**
Let's go!\n
**[13:20] ---**
Koro Sensei!\n
**[13:21] ---**
How are those boobs?!\n
**[13:22] ---**
I wish I could have enjoyed\nmyself a little longer...\n
**[13:26] ---**
but I'm really looking forward\nto our classes together.\n
**[13:29] ---**
Wh-What happened in there?\n
**[13:34] ---**
Ms. Bitch is wearing a\nwholesome, retro gym outfit!\n
**[13:38] ---**
To think he did all that\nto me in only one minute...\n
**[13:43] ---**
He loosened my stiff shoulders and back,\n
**[13:46] ---**
gave me a lymphatic oil massage,\n
**[13:50] ---**
got me changed at top speed...\n
**[13:53] ---**
and then to do that slithery\nthing with his tentacles?\n
**[13:57] ---**
*What* thing?!
**[13:59] ---**
What did you do, Koro Sensei?\n
**[14:02] ---**
Oh, you know, grown-ups need grown-up care.\n
**[14:05] ---**
That's the face of a guilty grown-up!\n
**[14:07] ---**
Back to the classroom, now.\n
**[14:09] ---**
Yes, sir.\n
**[14:11] ---**
This is unforgivable. I've never\nsuffered such an unsightly failure!\n
**[14:16] ---**
I am a *pro*, and I shall repay him for this disgrace!
**[14:23] ---**
"Study Hall"\n
**[14:27] ---**
That octopus better not think a pro like me\n
**[14:30] ---**
is already out of ideas.\n
**[14:32] ---**
I'll need all-new supplies.\n
**[14:34] ---**
Dammit! Why doesn't this\nbackwoods school have Wi-Fi?!\n
**[14:38] ---**
You're trying awful hard, Ms. Bitch.\n
**[14:41] ---**
Your pride must be in tatters after that.\n
**[14:45] ---**
Excuse me...\n
**[14:46] ---**
What?\n
**[14:47] ---**
If you won't teach us anything,\ncould you swap with Koro Sensei?\n
**[14:52] ---**
We've got entrance exams this year.\n
**[14:54] ---**
Ha! You want that vicious\ncreature to teach you?\n
**[14:57] ---**
You think your exams compare\nat all to a planetary crisis?\n
**[15:01] ---**
Must be nice being a clueless kid!\n
**[15:03] ---**
Besides, I understand you E-Class students\n
**[15:07] ---**
are the school's loser misfits.\n
**[15:10] ---**
There can't be any point to studying *now*.
**[15:13] ---**
I know--how about this?\n
**[15:16] ---**
If my attempt succeeds,\nI'll give you 5 million yen to share!\n
**[15:21] ---**
That's far more than you'd gain\nfrom any pointless schoolwork!\n
**[15:24] ---**
So shut up and do as I...\n
**[15:27] ---**
Get out.\n
**[15:34] ---**
--Get out, you damn bitch!\n--Bring in Koro Sensei!\n
**[15:37] ---**
Wh-Where'd all this come from?! I'll kill you all!\n
**[15:40] ---**
"No Big Boobs!!"\nI'd like to see you try!\n
**[15:41] ---**
"No Big Boobs!!"\nYeah, that's right! Down with big boobs!\n
**[15:43] ---**
*That's* your complaint?
**[15:47] ---**
"Staff Room"\n
**[15:48] ---**
What is *with* those brats?!
**[15:50] ---**
They're sharing space with\na fine woman like me--\n
**[15:53] ---**
and they're not grateful?!\n
**[15:55] ---**
They're not--hence the classroom chaos.\n
**[16:00] ---**
Go apologize to them--\n
**[16:02] ---**
if you want to stick around\nfor another attempt, that is.\n
**[16:04] ---**
Why should I? I have\nno teaching experience!\n
**[16:08] ---**
Let me focus on assassination!\n
**[16:12] ---**
All right, then. Come with me.\n
**[16:16] ---**
Erromango, one of the islands of\nVanuatu, or the New Hebrides...\n
**[16:20] ---**
What's *he* doing?
**[16:22] ---**
Writing test questions.\n
**[16:24] ---**
It's what he does every\nWednesday during sixth period.\n
**[16:29] ---**
It sure seems to be taking a long time.\n
**[16:32] ---**
At Mach 20, shouldn't those\ntests be written already?\n
**[16:36] ---**
They're different for each student.\n
**[16:40] ---**
He writes individualized questions,\ntaking into account\n
**[16:43] ---**
the students' best and worst subjects.\n
**[16:47] ---**
Chiba has spatial figures down pat.\n
**[16:50] ---**
Why don't I give him a slightly\ntougher trick question?\n
**[16:54] ---**
He has advanced intelligence and speed,\n
**[16:56] ---**
this dangerous creature\nwho'll destroy the Earth.\n
**[16:59] ---**
And his teaching work is close to perfect.\n
**[17:04] ---**
Take that!\n
**[17:06] ---**
Now look at the students.\n
**[17:09] ---**
They're just fooling around.\n
**[17:11] ---**
It's training: how to accurately\nstrike a moving target with a knife.\n
**[17:15] ---**
--Assassination badminton. I taught them that.\n--Attack!\n
**[17:17] ---**
--That's a thrust: 3 points.\n--Whaaat?\n
**[17:20] ---**
Target and teacher,\n
**[17:22] ---**
assassins and students.\n
**[17:23] ---**
Here in this bizarre classroom\nthat creature's made for us,\n
**[17:27] ---**
everyone has two roles to play.\n
**[17:31] ---**
You make a big deal out of being a pro,\n
**[17:34] ---**
but if you can't be both an assassin *and* a teacher,
**[17:38] ---**
then this is the worst\nplace for a pro like you.\n
**[17:44] ---**
You okay?\n
**[17:45] ---**
Sheesh!\n
**[17:46] ---**
If you want to stay here\nand keep going after him,\n
**[17:50] ---**
don't look down on these students.\n
**[18:11] ---**
"You're incredible in bed." Repeat.\n
**[18:16] ---**
Come on!\n
**[18:17] ---**
"Y-You are incredible in bed."\n
**[18:22] ---**
When I assassinated a certain VIP in America,\n
**[18:25] ---**
I first turned on the charm\nto get close to his bodyguard.\n
**[18:29] ---**
Those are the words he said to me. They mean:\n
**[18:34] ---**
"You're great in the sack!"\n
**[18:37] ---**
Just what are you making\nus junior-high kids say?!\n
**[18:40] ---**
It's often said that the fastest\nway to learn another language\n
**[18:43] ---**
is to get yourself a lover who speaks it.\n
**[18:47] ---**
You want to know what they're feeling,\n
**[18:50] ---**
so you try your hardest to\nunderstand what they say.\n
**[18:53] ---**
When necessary in the course of my work...\n
**[18:54] ---**
"David" "Christiano" "Nemanja" "Eric" "Ji Sung" "Shinji" "Howard"\nWhen necessary in the course of my work...\n
**[18:56] ---**
I have used that method to learn\nmore than a few new languages.\n
**[18:59] ---**
Therefore, my lessons will teach\nyou how to sweet-talk foreigners.\n
**[19:04] ---**
The basics of chummy chats,\nstraight from a pro assassin:\n
**[19:09] ---**
Master them and they'll come in\nhandy with a real live foreigner.\n
**[19:13] ---**
A foreigner!\n
**[19:14] ---**
"Depp-ish" "Jolie-esque"\nA foreigner!\n
**[19:16] ---**
Let that octopus teach you\nwhat you need for your exams.\n
**[19:20] ---**
The only thing I can teach you\nis practical conversation skills.\n
**[19:25] ---**
And if you *still* don't think of me as a teacher,
**[19:29] ---**
I'll give up on my assassination and leave.\n
**[19:33] ---**
Th-That ought to fly with you all.\n
**[19:37] ---**
And... I'm sorry about all that stuff.\n
**[19:46] ---**
Why so nervous? You were\njust threatening to kill us!\n
**[19:51] ---**
She's totally a teacher now.\n
**[19:54] ---**
We can't call you "Ms. Bitch" anymore.\n
**[19:57] ---**
You... you understand!\n
**[20:01] ---**
It *was* a pretty rude thing to call a teacher.
**[20:04] ---**
Yeah. We need something else.\n
**[20:07] ---**
How 'bout "Professor Bitch"?\n
**[20:10] ---**
Er... how about we move away\nfrom the whole "bitch" thing?\n
**[20:15] ---**
Just call me by my first name. I don't mi--\n
**[20:18] ---**
But that "bitch" thing\nreally isn't going away.\n
**[20:23] ---**
Yeah. "Professor Bitch" fits her\nway better than "Ms. Irina."\n
**[20:27] ---**
Well, there you have it.\nWelcome, Professor Bitch!\n
**[20:30] ---**
Let's get started, Professor Bitch!\n
**[20:34] ---**
I hate you all *so much*!
**[20:38] ---**
She's fitting right in.\n
**[20:40] ---**
More or less.\n
**[20:43] ---**
Don't screw with me!\nBunch of rotten brats!\n
**[20:48] ---**
Thank you, Mr. Karasuma.\n
**[20:51] ---**
I want my students to be able to\nconverse with an actual foreigner,\n
**[20:56] ---**
and really, who better than\na globetrotting assassin?\n
**[21:02] ---**
You mean he saw all this coming?\n
**[21:06] ---**
Time to top off my sugar reserves\n
**[21:07] ---**
--after all that hard mental work!\n--He stubbornly refuses to say\n
**[21:10] ---**
why he started teaching the E Class.\n
**[21:12] ---**
But the more we make this place\nthe ideal assassination environment,\n
**[21:17] ---**
the more we're lured into making it\nthe ideal learning environment.\n
**[21:20] ---**
--Aren't you cute?! --I am *not*!
**[21:23] ---**
This monster's got us all\nat the tips of his tentacles.\n
**[21:28] ---**
There'll be a big taste test tonight!\n
**[21:42] ---**
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
**[21:49] ---**
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
**[21:55] ---**
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
**[22:01] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[22:06] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[22:10] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[22:12] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[22:18] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[22:25] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:33] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:35] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[22:38] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[22:39] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[22:44] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[22:50] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[22:56] ---**
*Shine again *
# 5 - Assembly Time
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**[00:08] ---**
Thanks, I really appreciate the help.\n
**[00:11] ---**
Even with all your tentacles\n
**[00:14] ---**
you still can't carry everyone's\nlab equipment all at once!\n
**[00:17] ---**
But now it'll be a one-trip job!\n
**[00:21] ---**
You truly are dependable. It's only\nnatural that you're class officers.\n
**[00:25] ---**
You could've done it in multiple,\nMach-speed trips just as easily, though.\n
**[00:29] ---**
No, no. Having some helping hands\nmakes this all the merrier.\n
**[00:33] ---**
--Tell me, sir.\n--Yes?\n
**[00:35] ---**
Do you feel at home in our E Class now?\n
**[00:38] ---**
Oh, you're seriously asking him that?\n
**[00:40] ---**
Yes. I very much enjoy being your teacher.\n
**[00:45] ---**
That's weird.\n
**[00:46] ---**
Is it?\n
**[00:48] ---**
Of course it is!\n
**[00:49] ---**
A bizarre creature like you, in charge of us?\n
**[00:52] ---**
It's just a matter of\ngetting used to it, I guess.\n
**[00:55] ---**
You actually teach us. I'd say\nthat makes you borderline okay.\n
**[00:59] ---**
I guess so.\n
**[01:03] ---**
Even if you *are* an assassination target.
**[01:07] ---**
That's a vital detail!\n
**[01:09] ---**
Be sure not to forget it!\n
**[01:14] ---**
He actually finished prepping while\ndodging three knives at once...\n
**[01:19] ---**
You okay, Maehara?\n
**[01:20] ---**
Y-Yeah...\n
**[01:22] ---**
You know a sneak attack *that *simple just isn't gonna cut it.
**[01:25] ---**
All right! Let's begin our lesson!\n
**[01:38] ---**
*The theory... of savage youth! *
**[01:47] ---**
*I only speak when it's time to act *
**[01:51] ---**
*I know that's pretty cool *
**[01:53] ---**
*(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
**[01:56] ---**
*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
**[02:00] ---**
*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
**[02:07] ---**
*What's this wave of irritation? *
**[02:10] ---**
*Proof of our existence? *
**[02:13] ---**
*Look up at the moon and up you go *
**[02:16] ---**
*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
**[02:21] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
**[02:25] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
**[02:28] ---**
*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
**[02:35] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
**[02:38] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can) *
**[02:41] ---**
*"Whatever" is easy to say *
**[02:45] ---**
*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
**[02:51] ---**
*But still: youth, to the future! *
**[02:57] ---**
*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
**[03:04] ---**
"Episode 5: Assembly Time"\n
**[03:12] ---**
It's bright red...\n
**[03:14] ---**
All right!\n
**[03:15] ---**
And that concludes our experiment\nto extract artificial coloring...\n
**[03:20] ---**
...from snack food!\n
**[03:22] ---**
I'll be taking the leftover snacks now!\n
**[03:24] ---**
What?!\n
**[03:25] ---**
We bought those ourselves!\n
**[03:28] ---**
He used this as an excuse to swipe snacks\n'cause payday isn't until tomorrow.\n
**[03:32] ---**
Why is a super-organism that can destroy\nEarth living paycheck to paycheck?\n
**[03:40] ---**
Um, sir...\n
**[03:43] ---**
Can I help you, Okuda?\n
**[03:46] ---**
Um...\n
**[03:49] ---**
This is poison! Please drink it!\n
**[03:53] ---**
Now *that's* straightforward.
**[03:54] ---**
I guess... that's too much to ask?\n
**[03:57] ---**
My, this is certainly an honest\nassassination attempt, Okuda.\n
**[04:01] ---**
W-Well, um...\n
**[04:04] ---**
I'm not good at surprise attacks\nand stuff like everyone else...\n
**[04:08] ---**
But I *am* good at chemistry,
**[04:12] ---**
so I made this with all my heart and soul!\n
**[04:14] ---**
Heart and soul?\n
**[04:16] ---**
O-Okuda...\n
**[04:17] ---**
No one would be dumb enough\nto drink it just like that.\n
**[04:20] ---**
Well, then!\n
**[04:22] ---**
I would be delighted to!\n
**[04:24] ---**
--No way!\n--He drank it!\n
**[04:28] ---**
Th-This is...!\n
**[04:31] ---**
Is it working?!\n
**[04:33] ---**
Is this for real?!\n
**[04:39] ---**
He, uh, grew horns.\n
**[04:41] ---**
Ah, yes. This tastes like sodium hydroxide.\n
**[04:44] ---**
It's poisonous to humans,\nbut not me, I'm afraid.\n
**[04:48] ---**
Oh...\n
**[04:50] ---**
There are two others, correct?\n
**[04:52] ---**
Y-Yes!\n
**[04:53] ---**
All right, then!\n
**[05:05] ---**
This time he grew wings!\n
**[05:06] ---**
His face is starting to get pretty fancy!\n
**[05:09] ---**
Ah, thallium acetate.\n
**[05:11] ---**
Now for the last one!\n
**[05:17] ---**
--What's going to happen?!\n--What's the last one gonna do?!\n
**[05:24] ---**
He's gone straight-faced.\n
**[05:26] ---**
His changes are just too unpredictable!\n
**[05:28] ---**
--Aqua regia, I see.\n--No expression at all!\n
**[05:30] ---**
--The only effect they have is on my face.\n--He's like an emoji!\n
**[05:32] ---**
Even if you hate me,\nplease don't hate assassination.\n
**[05:36] ---**
What brought that on?!\n
**[05:39] ---**
Also, Okuda.\n
**[05:41] ---**
I can't overlook a student making\npoison unsupervised. It's not safe.\n
**[05:46] ---**
Yes, sir. I apologize.\n
**[05:48] ---**
If you have time later...\n
**[05:50] ---**
...why don't we work *together *on a poison that will kill me?
**[05:55] ---**
O-Okay!\n
**[05:56] ---**
Making poison *with* the target?
**[05:59] ---**
I'll ask her about the details later.\n
**[06:03] ---**
--All right!\n--Here it comes!\n
**[06:04] ---**
Hurry!\n
**[06:07] ---**
--All right!\n--Got it!\n
**[06:09] ---**
Heads up!\n
**[06:10] ---**
Score!\n
**[06:13] ---**
Say, Karasuma.\n
**[06:17] ---**
It's sweltering here, don't you think?\n
**[06:20] ---**
Don't you agree, Karasuma?\n
**[06:22] ---**
If you're hot, then don't get so close.\n
**[06:25] ---**
I'm not your target. Stop fooling around.\n
**[06:28] ---**
What a stick in the mud.\n
**[06:30] ---**
If you hope to remain here as a teacher,\nI suggest you pull yourself together.\n
**[06:35] ---**
It's so humid and sticky here. It's disgusting.\n
**[06:38] ---**
Why doesn't this campus\nhave any air conditioning?\n
**[06:41] ---**
I *have* asked the administration for renovations, but they refuse.
**[06:46] ---**
Huh?\n
**[06:47] ---**
--Damn!\n--Nice! That was a clean hit!\n
**[06:50] ---**
That's just the type of place this is.\n
**[06:54] ---**
Now let's add it into the ethanol.\n
**[06:58] ---**
Oh. Be careful not to inhale the fumes.\n
**[07:01] ---**
Yes, sir!\n
**[07:02] ---**
Your grades in science class *are* superb, but...
**[07:06] ---**
But everything else goes right over my head.\n
**[07:09] ---**
It's only natural that I\nended up in the E Class.\n
**[07:13] ---**
Language arts, especially.\n
**[07:15] ---**
I never know the right\nway to phrase things\n
**[07:19] ---**
or how to express my feelings as a person.\n
**[07:26] ---**
But I'm okay with that.\n
**[07:29] ---**
Because equations and formulas\nalways have a right answer.\n
**[07:34] ---**
They're free of fussy word games\nand complicated emotions.\n
**[07:42] ---**
That's true.\n
**[07:44] ---**
In that case...\n
**[07:46] ---**
I have a homework assignment for you.\n
**[07:49] ---**
Handle it with utmost care!\n
**[07:57] ---**
So he told you to bring that poison to class?\n
**[08:01] ---**
Yeah!\n
**[08:02] ---**
He said it should theoretically work the best!\n
**[08:05] ---**
He even made a manga out of\nhow to store poison correctly.\n
**[08:09] ---**
He's *always* ready to lend a hand.
**[08:12] ---**
"Proper Storage of Poisonous Substances"\n
**[08:12] ---**
"Proper Storage of Poisonous Substances"\nA poison that’ll kill him? What is he thinking?\n
**[08:18] ---**
I'm guessing it's his way of encouraging me!\n
**[08:21] ---**
I think he wants me to hone my strengths,\neven if I'm not good with words!\n
**[08:26] ---**
Okay, everyone!\n
**[08:28] ---**
--Please be seated!\n--He's here! Go give it to him!\n
**[08:30] ---**
I brought it, sir!\n
**[08:32] ---**
Oh, well done!\n
**[08:35] ---**
Then I'll drink it at once!\n
**[08:46] ---**
--Thank you, Okuda.\n--Huh?\n
**[08:49] ---**
Thanks to your concoction,\nI can advance to a new level.\n
**[08:55] ---**
What... do you mean?\n
**[09:03] ---**
"Phew"\n
**[09:06] ---**
He melted?!\n
**[09:07] ---**
I actually had you make a tonic\n
**[09:09] ---**
that would stimulate my cells\nand enhance my fluidity.\n
**[09:16] ---**
As a liquid, I can now fit\ninto the tightest of spaces.\n
**[09:21] ---**
Uh, why are you in there?\n
**[09:22] ---**
What's more, I'm still... as speedy as ever!\n
**[09:25] ---**
--Go ahead! Try and off me!\n--This is one messed-up teacher!\n
**[09:27] ---**
What *was* that poison, Okuda?!
**[09:29] ---**
Y-You tricked me, Koro Sensei!\n
**[09:33] ---**
Having the verbal aptitude to deceive others\nis a vital part of assassination, Okuda.\n
**[09:38] ---**
Huh?\n
**[09:39] ---**
Verbal aptitude?\n
**[09:41] ---**
Even the most potent of poisons is wasted\n
**[09:43] ---**
if you offer it in such a naĂŻve way\n
**[09:46] ---**
that your target can take advantage of *you*.
**[09:49] ---**
Nagisa. How would *you* try to poison me?
**[09:53] ---**
Huh? Hmm...\n
**[09:55] ---**
I'd probably mix it into\na sweet drink you like...\n
**[09:58] ---**
--For you!\n--Thanks!\n
**[09:59] ---**
...and then offer it to you\nas a special drink I made.\n
**[10:02] ---**
Yes.\n
**[10:04] ---**
To deceive someone, you must\nunderstand their feelings\n
**[10:08] ---**
and communicate with them creatively.\n
**[10:11] ---**
Language is the key to\nan effective poisoning.\n
**[10:16] ---**
Your scientific talent will\nsomeday be useful to everyone.\n
**[10:20] ---**
So, to explain things clearly to\nas many people as possible...\n
**[10:24] ---**
...I hope you'll continue to develop\nthe language skills to poison someone.\n
**[10:29] ---**
I-I will!\n
**[10:33] ---**
Yep. Assassination is the *least *of everyone's worries right now.
**[10:37] ---**
Even a student brandishing a powerful poison\n
**[10:39] ---**
is a powerless, regular student\nin the face of Koro Sensei.\n
**[10:45] ---**
I guess taking our teacher's life\nis still a distant dream for us all.\n
**[11:03] ---**
Hurry!\n
**[11:04] ---**
If we're late, who knows what\nthey'll do to us this time!\n
**[11:08] ---**
Oh, yeah. Last time we had to\nclean out the main campus' flowerbeds.\n
**[11:11] ---**
Man, that was rough.\nTheir flowerbeds are way too huge.\n
**[11:15] ---**
You slacked off the entire time!\n
**[11:18] ---**
Did I?\n
**[11:19] ---**
Ugh! Why are we the only ones\nwho gotta put up with this?!\n
**[11:27] ---**
Surprise!\n
**[11:27] ---**
"Tell Us, Kunudon!"\nSurprise!\n
**[11:27] ---**
Tell us, Kunudon!\n
**[11:30] ---**
Hi, everybody! It's me, Kunudon!\n
**[11:32] ---**
Kunudon!\n
**[11:34] ---**
"E Class"\n"Down-the-Mountain Game"\n
**[11:35] ---**
To keep its underachievers from\naffecting the rest of the student body,\n
**[11:39] ---**
the E Class has its own special building,\nfar away from the main campus!\n
**[11:43] ---**
Really? That's super!\n
**[11:46] ---**
Normally, E Class students aren't\nallowed to set foot on the main campus.\n
**[11:49] ---**
The only exception is when they come\ndown the mountain for school assemblies.\n
**[11:54] ---**
All on their lunch break, of course!\n
**[11:59] ---**
Th-The bridge!\n
**[12:01] ---**
All right, who told us this was a shortcut?!\n
**[12:03] ---**
Okajima!\n
**[12:06] ---**
To maintain discipline,\nthe scumbag members of E Class\n
**[12:10] ---**
are required to line up in the gymnasium\nbefore all the other classes!\n
**[12:14] ---**
Good luck!\n
**[12:17] ---**
Snakes!\n
**[12:18] ---**
Okajima!\n
**[12:21] ---**
Get yer scummy asses in gear!\n
**[12:23] ---**
I expect a "yes, sir!"\n
**[12:25] ---**
Sir, yes, sir! Yaaay!\n
**[12:29] ---**
Boulders!\n
**[12:31] ---**
O-Okajima!\n
**[12:35] ---**
Who prodded that beehive?!\n
**[12:38] ---**
Okajima!\n
**[12:41] ---**
He's... sure gone through a lot.\n
**[12:44] ---**
I hope he'll be okay...\n
**[12:46] ---**
Yeah.\n
**[12:49] ---**
Oh, man... Please, no more\nbees or anything else...\n
**[12:53] ---**
Luckily, Okajima took the brunt of it for us.\n
**[12:56] ---**
Are you all right?\n
**[12:58] ---**
Mr. Karasuma!\n
**[12:59] ---**
There's no rush. We'll arrive\nwith plenty of time at this pace.\n
**[13:03] ---**
Hold on...\n
**[13:06] ---**
...you brats!\n
**[13:07] ---**
Oh! Professor Bitch!\n
**[13:11] ---**
No one told me about a\nclass trip during lunch break!\n
**[13:15] ---**
Wow, you're a real mess, Professor Bitch.\n
**[13:16] ---**
It's extra-exhausting running in heels!\n
**[13:19] ---**
Mr. Karasuma,\n
**[13:20] ---**
where's Koro Sensei?\n
**[13:22] ---**
We can't afford to have\nthe other students see him,\n
**[13:26] ---**
so he's been told to wait at the old campus.\n
**[13:28] ---**
I'm an outcast, all alone...\n
**[13:30] ---**
Shunned Sensei...\n
**[13:31] ---**
The main campus isn't far now. Let's go.\n
**[13:35] ---**
Okay...\n
**[13:36] ---**
"Goal"\n
**[13:46] ---**
Th-That sucked...\n
**[13:50] ---**
We made it in time.\n
**[13:51] ---**
Somehow or other.\n
**[13:53] ---**
Come on, guys! Let's hurry and line up!\n
**[13:56] ---**
--Okay...\n--Yeah, yeah...\n
**[14:06] ---**
Nagisa!\n
**[14:09] ---**
So glad you could make it!\n
**[14:11] ---**
Tough trip comin' down the mountain, I bet!\n
**[14:17] ---**
There's an all-school assembly once a month.\n
**[14:19] ---**
Even here, the E Class\ngets "special" treatment.\n
**[14:23] ---**
And we're forced to endure all of it.\n
**[14:27] ---**
Essentially, you are the cream of\nthe crop--this nation's chosen elite!\n
**[14:33] ---**
I, your school dean, can vouch for that!\n
**[14:35] ---**
But, if you're not careful...\n
**[14:38] ---**
you could end up like certain\nother good-for-nothings!\n
**[14:45] ---**
Now, now. We mustn't laugh at their expense.\n
**[14:48] ---**
--Hey, Nagisa. Where's Karma?\n--I suppose my comment was out of line.\n
**[14:51] ---**
Ditching.\n
**[14:52] ---**
What?!\n
**[14:53] ---**
Just him?!\n
**[14:55] ---**
He knows he'll get punished\nfor blowing off the assembly,\n
**[14:57] ---**
but says he doesn't care.\n
**[15:00] ---**
It's times like this I wish *I *was an honor-student bad boy.
**[15:04] ---**
I hear ya.\n
**[15:09] ---**
This method is always so effective, sir!\n
**[15:12] ---**
It's why our students'\nacceptance rate into top universities--\n
**[15:16] ---**
3-E aside--is extremely high!\n
**[15:19] ---**
This is preparation for\nthe real world, so to speak.\n
**[15:22] ---**
Now is our chance to instill in them\nthe will to avoid being failures.\n
**[15:27] ---**
Sadly enough, people develop the most\n
**[15:30] ---**
when they have someone else to\ndiscriminate against and scorn.\n
**[15:33] ---**
That makes sense!\n
**[15:35] ---**
I always act based on reason.\n
**[15:37] ---**
Whether it's school administration\nor even assassination,\n
**[15:40] ---**
adhering to logic is all that matters.\n
**[15:43] ---**
Next is an address by the student council.\n
**[15:46] ---**
Please start your preparations, student council.\n
**[15:48] ---**
--Hello. I'm Karasuma, the E Class teacher.\n--Who's that teacher?\n
**[15:50] ---**
--Hello. I'm Karasuma, the E Class teacher.\n--He's so stylish and cool!\n
**[15:51] ---**
As I work on a separate campus,\nI thought I'd use this chance to say hello.\n
**[15:54] ---**
--Uh... okay!\n--Hey!\n
**[15:57] ---**
Check it out!\n
**[15:58] ---**
Oh!\n
**[16:00] ---**
Oh, Mr. Karasuma!\n
**[16:02] ---**
We decorated our knife sheaths!\n
**[16:04] ---**
Cute, huh!\n
**[16:06] ---**
I don't mind if they're cute,\njust don't wave them around here!\n
**[16:09] ---**
We *can't* let the other classes find out about the assassination!
**[16:12] ---**
Y-Yes, sir...\n
**[16:14] ---**
Who's he? An E Class teacher?\n
**[16:16] ---**
They all seem to get along...\n
**[16:18] ---**
I'm jealous.\n
**[16:20] ---**
All the guys and teachers\nin our class are butt-ugly.\n
**[16:34] ---**
Whoa! Who's that super-hot foreign lady?!\n
**[16:40] ---**
Professor Bitch was ready to\ndrop just a minute ago, too.\n
**[16:46] ---**
W-Wait for me...\n
**[16:49] ---**
Vanity's in her veins, all right.\n
**[16:52] ---**
Is she an E Class teacher too?\n
**[16:55] ---**
So cool...\n
**[16:57] ---**
Why are you here?\n
**[16:59] ---**
Don't give me that. I'm their teacher, too.\n
**[17:02] ---**
Then you *do* consider yourself one?
**[17:04] ---**
Besides, I wanted to check out\nthe other students, too.\n
**[17:10] ---**
All duds.\n
**[17:11] ---**
Oh, yeah.\n
**[17:13] ---**
Nagisa.\n
**[17:15] ---**
This is my chance, now that\nthat octopus isn't around.\n
**[17:17] ---**
You've been keeping track of\nall of his weaknesses, right?\n
**[17:22] ---**
Let me borrow your notebook.\n
**[17:26] ---**
What? But I already told you\nall of his useful weaknesses.\n
**[17:30] ---**
Oh, you! You're just trying\nto hide the really big stuff!\n
**[17:33] ---**
No, I'm serious--\n
**[17:35] ---**
Come on! Give it to me, kid!\n
**[17:37] ---**
Don't make me smother you!\n
**[17:39] ---**
I can't breathe...! Your boobs\nare too much, Professor Bitch!\n
**[17:43] ---**
I am *so* jealous...
**[17:45] ---**
She's... a bitch...\n
**[17:47] ---**
What the hell?\n
**[17:49] ---**
--The End Class isn't supposed to have fun!\n--Ow! That hurts!\n
**[17:54] ---**
All right!\n
**[17:55] ---**
The student council events are explained\non the handouts you've just been given.\n
**[17:59] ---**
Huh? What?\n
**[18:01] ---**
Where are ours?\n
**[18:04] ---**
Excuse me, sir!\nE Class didn't get any handouts!\n
**[18:07] ---**
Oh?\n
**[18:08] ---**
You didn't get any? Now that's strange...\n
**[18:12] ---**
I'm sorry! It seems we\nforgot to make some for 3-E!\n
**[18:15] ---**
I guess you'll just have to\nmemorize it all before you leave!\n
**[18:20] ---**
In fact, you and your classmates could\nstand to sharpen your memory anyway!\n
**[18:25] ---**
What the hell?\nCould he be any more sadistic?\n
**[18:32] ---**
Isogai.\n
**[18:36] ---**
What are you--?!\n
**[18:37] ---**
Oh, there we go!\n
**[18:39] ---**
Everyone has a handwritten\ncopy now, it would seem.\n
**[18:42] ---**
"Student Council Newsletter"\n
**[18:43] ---**
"Student Council Newsletter"\nYes, sir!\n
**[18:44] ---**
Oh, we got our handouts!\nPlease continue, sir!\n
**[18:47] ---**
What? N-No way! How?!\n
**[18:50] ---**
Hey, now! Who killed our fun?!\n
**[18:53] ---**
Er, um... Ahem!\n
**[18:56] ---**
Let us continue!\n
**[18:58] ---**
Let's take a look at the upcoming\nstudent council schedule.\n
**[19:02] ---**
The student council...\n
**[19:03] ---**
You were told *not* to show yourself to the rest of the school!
**[19:05] ---**
Your very existence is\na state secret, you know!\n
**[19:08] ---**
Oh, come now. My disguise is flawless.\n
**[19:11] ---**
No one will ever know.\n
**[19:13] ---**
He must've gotten lonely.\n
**[19:15] ---**
Can't blame him, I guess.\n
**[19:17] ---**
Whoa, I don't remember seeing *that* teacher just a minute ago...
**[19:21] ---**
He seems kind of big. And... wriggly.\n
**[19:24] ---**
Plus, that other teacher\nis going at it with him.\n
**[19:27] ---**
Is she trying to *stab* him?
**[19:28] ---**
Ow! That hurts!\n
**[19:32] ---**
Now the lady teacher's being taken away...\n
**[19:34] ---**
None of this makes sense.\n
**[19:36] ---**
That's Professor Bitch for you!\n
**[19:43] ---**
We're going on ahead, Nagisa!\n
**[19:45] ---**
Okay! I'll catch up after\nI buy something to drink!\n
**[19:50] ---**
Hey. Nagisa.\n
**[19:52] ---**
Don't you think you guys are\ngettin' a bit carried away?\n
**[19:56] ---**
--Huh?\n--Laughin' during the assembly and stuff...\n
**[19:59] ---**
You should learn some respect!\n
**[20:01] ---**
E Class oughta just keep\nits head down and shut up.\n
**[20:05] ---**
You got crappy lives\nweighin' ya down, after all.\n
**[20:09] ---**
Hey. What's with that dirty look?\n
**[20:15] ---**
This damn school...\n
**[20:19] ---**
None of the students\ntrying to assassinate me...\n
**[20:22] ---**
...would *ever* succumb to students of their level.
**[20:26] ---**
Say something, E Class!\n
**[20:29] ---**
You want me to kill you?!\n
**[20:32] ---**
Kill?\n
**[20:34] ---**
Kill...\n
**[20:37] ---**
"Kill," huh?\n
**[20:44] ---**
As if *you've* ever tried to kill anyone before.
**[20:54] ---**
Wh-What was *that*?
**[20:58] ---**
Bloodlust?\n
**[21:00] ---**
See? My students are much more... motivated.\n
**[21:08] ---**
The E Class...\n
**[21:10] ---**
The End Class is shoving normal\nstudents aside undauntedly.\n
**[21:15] ---**
That doesn't make sense. Not in my school.\n
**[21:19] ---**
It seems I'll have to make a few changes.\n
**[21:23] ---**
The assassination can wait.\n
**[21:25] ---**
*This* is my top priority now.
**[21:42] ---**
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
**[21:50] ---**
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
**[21:56] ---**
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
**[22:01] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[22:07] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[22:10] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[22:12] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[22:18] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[22:25] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:33] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:35] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[22:38] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[22:39] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[22:44] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[22:50] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[22:56] ---**
*Shine again *
# 6 - Test Time
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**[00:06] ---**
"Old Campus"\n
**[00:08] ---**
Now, then, class...\n
**[00:10] ---**
Shall we begin?\n
**[00:12] ---**
Begin *what*?
**[00:14] ---**
--Midterm time has rolled around.\n--Yes, that's right.\n
**[00:17] ---**
And that's why this period\n
**[00:18] ---**
will be spent in a high-speed study session!\n
**[00:22] ---**
My clones can work with you one-on-one\n
**[00:24] ---**
to drill you on each of your worst subjects.\n
**[00:28] ---**
Ridiculous. He even switches\nheadbands for each subject.\n
**[00:34] ---**
Hey! Why do I get a *Naruto* headband?!
**[00:37] ---**
I think Koro Sensei\n
**[00:38] ---**
is getting faster and faster.\n
**[00:41] ---**
Six Japanese, eight math, three social studies,\n
**[00:45] ---**
four science, four English, one *Naruto*.
**[00:49] ---**
Splitting up for each student like that?\n
**[00:52] ---**
It wasn't too long ago that he could\nonly handle four or five clones.\n
**[00:56] ---**
No sneak assassinations now, Karma!\n
**[00:59] ---**
Dodging will disrupt my persistence of vision!\n
**[01:02] ---**
These clones are so fine and delicate.\n
**[01:06] ---**
But do you have any strength\nleft after making them?\n
**[01:09] ---**
Not to worry.\n
**[01:11] ---**
I have one clone resting outside.\n
**[01:13] ---**
How is *that* helping?!
**[01:16] ---**
This power-up in acceleration...\n
**[01:18] ---**
I wonder if it's preparation\nfor destroying the Earth in a year.\n
**[01:23] ---**
No matter how you slice it,\nhe's one tricky target for us killers.\n
**[01:27] ---**
So,\n
**[01:27] ---**
do you understand so far, Nagisa?\n
**[01:31] ---**
Yes, sir.\n
**[01:32] ---**
If you're facing exams...\nhe's a good teacher to have.\n
**[01:42] ---**
*The theory... of savage youth! *
**[01:51] ---**
*I only speak when it's time to act *
**[01:55] ---**
*I know that's pretty cool *
**[01:57] ---**
*(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
**[02:00] ---**
*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
**[02:04] ---**
*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
**[02:10] ---**
*What's this wave of irritation? *
**[02:14] ---**
*Proof of our existence? *
**[02:17] ---**
*Look up at the moon and up you go *
**[02:20] ---**
*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
**[02:25] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
**[02:29] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
**[02:32] ---**
*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
**[02:39] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
**[02:42] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can) *
**[02:45] ---**
*"Whatever" is easy to say *
**[02:49] ---**
*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
**[02:55] ---**
*But still: youth, to the future! *
**[03:01] ---**
*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
**[03:07] ---**
"Episode 6: Test Time"\n
**[03:15] ---**
"Staff Room"\nI want to line up the colors \n
**[03:16] ---**
on this cube--all of them, and quickly,\nwith a method anyone could use.\n
**[03:21] ---**
Goodbye, Koro Sensei!\n
**[03:22] ---**
How would you go about it,\n
**[03:24] ---**
--Hope you manage to kill me tomorrow!\n--teachers?\n
**[03:27] ---**
The answer is simple.\n
**[03:30] ---**
"Principal Gakuho Asano"\n
**[03:30] ---**
Take them apart and put them\nback together again. Very logical.\n
**[03:36] ---**
We meet at last, Koro Sensei.\n
**[03:41] ---**
He says he's the principal of this place.\n
**[03:44] ---**
As teachers, he's our boss.\n
**[03:48] ---**
My, my--you've come all this way (knead knead)!\n
**[03:50] ---**
Say, might I receive a little bump in my salary?\n
**[03:54] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #6:\nSubservient to higher-ups"\n
**[03:56] ---**
I must apologize.\n
**[03:59] ---**
I'd meant to come pay my respects.\n
**[04:03] ---**
The Ministry of Defense and\nMr. Karasuma have told me all about you.\n
**[04:08] ---**
I can't claim to understand everything, but...\n
**[04:14] ---**
How very sad you are. Looking to\nbecome the savior of the world,\n
**[04:21] ---**
only to fall into the role of the\ngreat villain who would destroy it.\n
**[04:26] ---**
Savior? Villain?\n
**[04:29] ---**
But let's set that aside for now.\n
**[04:33] ---**
Struggle as I might, I cannot hope\nto save the planet from its crisis.\n
**[04:38] ---**
Barring the unexpected, I'll stay out\nof your assassination altogether.\n
**[04:44] ---**
You've certainly paid me enough.\n
**[04:48] ---**
That will be helpful.\n
**[04:49] ---**
Well, aren't you rational!\nI do like a rational man.\n
**[04:55] ---**
I'm honored. However...\n
**[04:59] ---**
As principal, I must consider\nwhat's in store next year and beyond,\n
**[05:03] ---**
should the Earth survive.\n
**[05:05] ---**
In other words, if someone\ndoes happen to kill you,\n
**[05:09] ---**
what is this school's future?\n
**[05:12] ---**
Frankly, we need the E Class to remain as it is.\n
**[05:21] ---**
As it is? You mean, with rock-bottom\ngrades and treatment, like now?\n
**[05:26] ---**
Yes. Are you familiar with\nthe worker ant principle?\n
**[05:31] ---**
In any group, 20 percent will be lazy,\n20 percent will work hard,\n
**[05:36] ---**
and the remaining 60 percent will be average.\n
**[05:40] ---**
My goal is a group with 5 percent\nslackers and 95 percent hard workers.\n
**[05:48] ---**
"I don't want to be like the E Class."\n
**[05:51] ---**
"I don't want to be *in* the E Class."
**[05:53] ---**
With 95 percent of students thus determined,\n
**[05:57] ---**
my ideal ratio is attainable.\n
**[06:01] ---**
I see. How logical.\n
**[06:04] ---**
Then the 5 percent in the E Class\nmust be kept weak and pitiful.\n
**[06:09] ---**
I received a complaint from\nthe D Class teacher today:\n
**[06:14] ---**
"A student from E Class\nglared at one of my students\n
**[06:18] ---**
and threatened to kill him."\n
**[06:23] ---**
I'm sure the glare is part and parcel\nof the whole assassination thing.\n
**[06:27] ---**
And that's fine.\n
**[06:29] ---**
The problem\n
**[06:31] ---**
lies in a student with rock-bottom\ngrades defying a regular one.\n
**[06:37] ---**
Under my policies, that cannot stand.\n
**[06:42] ---**
Please tell him in no uncertain\nterms to control himself.\n
**[06:46] ---**
Oh, and--Koro Sensei?\n
**[06:48] ---**
You have one second. Solve this.\n
**[06:51] ---**
What? Just like that?!\n
**[06:53] ---**
"One Second Later"\n
**[06:55] ---**
What the hell is this?!\n
**[06:56] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #7:\nMetal ring puzzles freak him out"\n
**[06:58] ---**
Your amazing speed lives up to the hype.\n
**[07:01] ---**
No doubt you can dodge\nany attempt on your life.\n
**[07:05] ---**
But you know, Koro Sensei...\n
**[07:08] ---**
There are some problems speed can't solve.\n
**[07:15] ---**
Now, if you'll excuse me.\n
**[07:24] ---**
Hey there! Looking forward to seeing\nyour midterm results! Good luck.\n
**[07:38] ---**
With that dry "good luck,"\n
**[07:41] ---**
I went from being an assassin\nback to the End Class, just like that.\n
**[07:48] ---**
As a target, this guy is practically invincible.\n
**[07:52] ---**
His assassination is\nentirely within his control.\n
**[07:56] ---**
But as a teacher, there's someone\nmore powerful pulling the strings:\n
**[08:04] ---**
the principal of Kunugigaoka\nAcademy, Gakuho Asano.\n
**[08:08] ---**
"Education's Favored Son"\n
**[08:09] ---**
A shrewd manager who, in its first ten years,\nmade this school one of the nation's best.\n
**[08:15] ---**
There's no escaping the\nstructure he's built here.\n
**[08:20] ---**
Not even for you.\n
**[08:26] ---**
"The Next Day"\n
**[08:28] ---**
Good morning, class.\n
**[08:31] ---**
Today I've tried making even more of me!\n
**[08:34] ---**
That's way too many!\n
**[08:37] ---**
Now, let's begin.\n
**[08:39] ---**
Even the afterimages are getting sloppy.\n
**[08:41] ---**
So sloppy, it's like he's\nturning into someone else!\n
**[08:44] ---**
What wrong, Koro Sensei? Isn't this a little *too* gung ho?
**[08:48] ---**
Hmm? Not at all!\n
**[08:52] ---**
We need the E Class to remain as it is.\n
**[09:01] ---**
You know, he does look pretty beat.\n
**[09:04] ---**
Maybe now's our chance!\n
**[09:06] ---**
Why's he teachering this hard, anyway?\n
**[09:11] ---**
All to get your test scores up!\nIf that happens...\n
**[09:17] ---**
Koro Sensei!\n
**[09:19] ---**
I got a good score--thanks to you!\n
**[09:21] ---**
"Students gazing at him with respect"\nI can't live without your classes, Koro Sensei!\n
**[09:24] ---**
"Students gazing at him with respect"\nI could never kill you!\n
**[09:26] ---**
"Local big-chested college students"\nOh, sir, help us study, too!\n
**[09:28] ---**
"who've heard how good he is"\nOh, sir, help us study, too!\n
**[09:29] ---**
...and with no fear of being killed,\nI'll be rolling in good fortune!\n
**[09:35] ---**
Uh,\n
**[09:36] ---**
the whole studying part is fine and all...\n
**[09:39] ---**
Yeah, but if we assassinate him,\nwe get ten billion yen.\n
**[09:43] ---**
And with ten billion, you don't need\ngood grades to live the good life!\n
**[09:48] ---**
I-Is that what you think?!\n
**[09:50] ---**
We're the End Class, Koro Sensei.\n
**[09:53] ---**
Assassination is way more\naccessible to us than any exam.\n
**[09:59] ---**
Ah. I see how it is.\n
**[10:03] ---**
How what is?\n
**[10:06] ---**
You still don't have what\nit takes to be assassins.\n
**[10:12] ---**
Out into the schoolyard, all of you!\n
**[10:24] ---**
What's the big idea, sendin' us\nall out into the yard like this?\n
**[10:27] ---**
Who knows? A bad mood\ncame over him all of a sudden.\n
**[10:31] ---**
One good thing about the E Class system\n
**[10:34] ---**
is its built-in remedial process.\n
**[10:37] ---**
By scoring in the top 50 of\n186 students on periodic exams\n
**[10:42] ---**
and receiving permission from\ntheir former teacher to return,\n
**[10:46] ---**
they can leave this outcast E Class.\n
**[10:49] ---**
However,\n
**[10:50] ---**
it's too difficult to meet these\nconditions given their poor grades\n
**[10:55] ---**
in this inferior academic environment.\n
**[10:58] ---**
Most E Class students,\n
**[11:00] ---**
with their sense of inferiority\nthat remediation is far out of reach,\n
**[11:03] ---**
accept this harsh discrimination.\n
**[11:07] ---**
What do you mean, hurry up?\n
**[11:09] ---**
Koro Sensei asked us to bring you.\n
**[11:12] ---**
Ms. Irina, let me ask you something\nas a professional assassin.\n
**[11:17] ---**
What *is* all this?
**[11:19] ---**
When you're on a job, do you\nhave one single plan prepared?\n
**[11:25] ---**
No...\n
**[11:26] ---**
It's not often that my\nmain plan goes as expected.\n
**[11:30] ---**
Making more detailed backup plans\nin preparation for any contingencies\n
**[11:34] ---**
is Assassination 101.\n
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And you, Mr. Karasuma.\n
**[11:39] ---**
When you teach knife skills, is the\nfirst strike the only important one?\n
**[11:46] ---**
The first strike is of course\nthe most important,\n
**[11:49] ---**
but your next move matters, too.\n
**[11:51] ---**
Against a powerful foe,\n
**[11:53] ---**
your first blow is likely to be dodged,\n
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so the precision with which you can\nland your second and third blows\n
**[12:00] ---**
can decide the fight.\n
**[12:02] ---**
Look, what are you getting at?\n
**[12:06] ---**
As your teachers have said,\n
**[12:08] ---**
having a trusty second step is what\nmakes for a confident assassin.\n
**[12:13] ---**
But what about you?\n
**[12:16] ---**
"We've got assassination, and that's enough,"\n
**[12:19] ---**
you think, and down go your academic goals.\n
**[12:22] ---**
You're just trying not to face the\nreason for your inferiority complex.\n
**[12:28] ---**
What if I got away from this classroom?\n
**[12:32] ---**
If another killer managed to do me in?\n
**[12:36] ---**
Without the assassination\nyou rely on, all you're left with\n
**[12:39] ---**
is good ol' E Class inferiority.\n
**[12:43] ---**
A word of advice from me to you,\nas you walk that fine line:\n
**[12:49] ---**
Those who can't wield a second blade\n
**[12:52] ---**
aren't qualified to be an assassin!\n
**[13:04] ---**
What the--?!\n
**[13:05] ---**
There's a huge tornado\non the E Class's mountain!\n
**[13:10] ---**
Show-off.\n
**[13:25] ---**
The yard was very uneven and\nfull of weeds. I tidied it up.\n
**[13:35] ---**
I am a super-creature capable\nof wiping out the Earth.\n
**[13:39] ---**
Flattening out this area\nhere is a piece of cake.\n
**[13:44] ---**
If you can't show me\nthat trusty second blade,\n
**[13:49] ---**
I'll know there's no assassin in\nthis classroom worth taking me on,\n
**[13:54] ---**
and I'll flatten this entire campus before I go.\n
**[13:58] ---**
A second blade? When?\n
**[14:02] ---**
Tomorrow, of course.\n
**[14:06] ---**
I want all of you in the top 50\nafter tomorrow's midterms.\n
**[14:13] ---**
I've already been developing\nyour second blades.\n
**[14:18] ---**
I don't use the doltish teaching\nmethods they do at the main campus.\n
**[14:23] ---**
Wield those blades with all confidence!\n
**[14:28] ---**
Succeed in your mission and hold\nyour head high, smiling, unashamed.\n
**[14:33] ---**
You are proud assassins--\nand proud members of the E Class!\n
**[14:39] ---**
Then...\n
**[14:41] ---**
...it was midterm time.\n
**[14:55] ---**
"3-E Midterms" "First Period: Math"\n
**[15:05] ---**
All students took these\nexams at the main campus,\n
**[15:10] ---**
which means it was an away game\nonly for us E Class students.\n
**[15:26] ---**
One knife isn't enough to kill it!\nWhat's with this Question 4?!\n
**[15:31] ---**
"Question 4"\n
**[15:41] ---**
I was well aware...\n
**[15:45] ---**
...that our school's exams are the pits.\n
**[15:49] ---**
Oh, no... I don't know where to begin!\n
**[15:53] ---**
If this keeps up, this question...\n
**[15:59] ---**
...will do me in!\n
**[16:09] ---**
Seriously? You'll really leave if\nthey don't all make the top fifty?\n
**[16:14] ---**
Yes.\n
**[16:16] ---**
No way in hell! They've had the\nworst grades until just recently!\n
**[16:21] ---**
I wonder. I don't know about the past,\nbut they're my students now.\n
**[16:28] ---**
When you're in a tight spot, protect yourself.\n
**[16:32] ---**
That's the weapon I've given them.\n
**[16:41] ---**
I'm sure I taught you this.\n
**[16:43] ---**
That's no mystery monster.\n
**[16:46] ---**
"Question 4"\n
**[16:47] ---**
Start by observing that fin carefully.\n
**[16:50] ---**
See? On closer inspection, it's just a fin.\n
**[16:54] ---**
Look carefully at each part\nof the question one by one,\n
**[16:57] ---**
then string them all together to see the whole:\n
**[17:00] ---**
"Question 4"\n
**[17:00] ---**
"Question 4"\nSee? What a trivial adversary!\n
**[17:04] ---**
Now use your blade to cook it up.\n
**[17:10] ---**
I got it!\n
**[17:14] ---**
The trick to working out the\nimportant parts of a question--\n
**[17:19] ---**
it's all just like Koro Sensei taught us!\n
**[17:32] ---**
This question...\n
**[17:36] ---**
...is dead meat!\n
**[17:39] ---**
And the next one!\n
**[17:41] ---**
And the one after that!\n
**[17:43] ---**
And--\n
**[17:56] ---**
"Question 11"\n
**[18:05] ---**
And then an unseen question\nbeat us to death from behind.\n
**[18:13] ---**
What's the meaning of this?\n
**[18:17] ---**
I felt the test was markedly\nlacking in fairness.\n
**[18:20] ---**
That's strange.\n
**[18:21] ---**
"Nagisa Shiota - Ranked 105th of 186."\nYou should have been notified.\n
**[18:24] ---**
"Yuma Isogai - Ranked 68th of 186."\nMaybe some kind of communication slip-up on your end?\n
**[18:27] ---**
I mean, you never come to the main campus.\n
**[18:28] ---**
"Ryoma Terasaka - Ranked 159th of 186."\nI mean, you never come to the main campus.\n
**[18:31] ---**
I can't say there was--\nand regardless, this is highly unusual.\n
**[18:37] ---**
Two days before the exams,\n
**[18:39] ---**
and you broaden the scope to cover *all* subjects?
**[18:41] ---**
You don't seem to understand, uh, Mr. Karasuma.\n
**[18:45] ---**
We are a prep school.\n
**[18:48] ---**
Testing students on last-minute\ncramming is part of our policies.\n
**[18:54] ---**
Why, the main-campus students\nhad the principal himself\n
**[18:58] ---**
take the stage and give a splendid\nlecture about the changes.\n
**[19:06] ---**
Is there nothing that man won't do\nin the name of his own doctrine?\n
**[19:13] ---**
They've put us in a fine spot.\n
**[19:16] ---**
If he leaves the E Class, we lose everything.\n
**[19:30] ---**
I take all responsibility.\n
**[19:33] ---**
I seem to have underestimated\nthe system at this school.\n
**[19:38] ---**
I can't bear to face you.\n
**[19:46] ---**
You sure?\n
**[19:48] ---**
If you can't face us,\nyou can't see me coming to kill you.\n
**[19:53] ---**
Karma! I'm very depressed right now, and--\n
**[19:59] ---**
Changing the questions didn't matter to me.\n
**[20:03] ---**
Whoa!\n
**[20:04] ---**
100 in math? No way!\n
**[20:07] ---**
With my grades, you taught...\n
**[20:09] ---**
--We've come this far, so why not move further ahead?\n--...more than you had to.\n
**[20:12] ---**
So I could handle the questions \neven if they'd changed their scope.\n
**[20:16] ---**
--You're great at this, Karma.\n--Still,\n
**[20:18] ---**
I won't be leaving.\n
**[20:21] ---**
Assassination is way more fun\nthan going back to my old class.\n
**[20:26] ---**
So what's the plan?\n
**[20:29] ---**
You gonna use our not all\nmaking it into the top fifty\n
**[20:33] ---**
as an excuse to turn tail and run?\n
**[20:36] ---**
You're just afraid of being killed, that's all.\n
**[20:48] ---**
Oh, is that it? You were afraid!\n
**[20:52] ---**
You should have just told us!\n
**[20:54] ---**
Right? Like, "I'm scared\nand want to run away!"\n
**[21:03] ---**
I am *not* running away!
**[21:05] ---**
Oh? Then what?\n
**[21:08] ---**
We'll get revenge on them\ntwofold in the end-of-term exams!\n
**[21:13] ---**
This is no laughing matter!\n
**[21:15] ---**
Honestly!\n
**[21:16] ---**
We ran smack into a wall\nthere with our midterms,\n
**[21:18] ---**
--Aren't you thoroughly disappointed?!\n--a big thick wall surrounding the E Class.\n
**[21:23] ---**
\n--But inside, I was proud.\n
**[21:25] ---**
--Ready, now, after me: *fight*! --But inside, I was proud.
**[21:27] ---**
--Ready, now, after me: *fight*! --Proud to be in the E Class.
**[21:42] ---**
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
**[21:49] ---**
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
**[21:55] ---**
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
**[22:01] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[22:06] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[22:10] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[22:12] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[22:18] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[22:25] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:33] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:35] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[22:38] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[22:39] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[22:44] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[22:50] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[22:56] ---**
*Shine again *
# 7 - School Trip Time/1st Period
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**[00:07] ---**
Nagisa, you figure out\neveryone in your group yet?\n
**[00:10] ---**
My group?\n
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When you're all set, tell me--\nyour class president--or Isogai, okay?\n
**[00:16] ---**
"Kyoto"\nHave you forgotten?\n
**[00:17] ---**
"Kyoto"\nOur class trip is next week!\n
**[00:19] ---**
Honestly, who has a class trip\nthis early in Year 3?\n
**[00:23] ---**
I can't say I approve.\n
**[00:26] ---**
--You're totally into it!\n--An apprentice geisha?!\n
**[00:28] ---**
And it looks good on him!\n
**[00:30] ---**
Saw right through me.\n
**[00:32] ---**
Yes, in fact, I can hardly wait\nto go on this trip with you.\n
**[00:36] ---**
First exams, then a class trip.\n
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Even an assassination classroom\nhas a jam-packed schedule.\n
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*The theory... of savage youth! *
**[00:57] ---**
*I only speak when it's time to act *
**[01:00] ---**
*I know that's pretty cool *
**[01:02] ---**
*(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
**[01:05] ---**
*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
**[01:09] ---**
*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
**[01:16] ---**
*What's this wave of irritation? *
**[01:19] ---**
*Proof of our existence? *
**[01:22] ---**
*Look up at the moon and up you go *
**[01:26] ---**
*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
**[01:30] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
**[01:34] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
**[01:37] ---**
*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
**[01:44] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
**[01:47] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can) *
**[01:50] ---**
*"Whatever" is easy to say *
**[01:54] ---**
*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
**[02:00] ---**
*But still: youth, to the future! *
**[02:13] ---**
"Episode 7: School Trip Time/1st Period"\n
**[02:17] ---**
As you know, next week is our\ntwo-night school trip to Kyoto.\n
**[02:22] ---**
Not to put a damper on your enthusiasm,\nbut you're still on duty.\n
**[02:27] ---**
You mean we can assassinate him there?\n
**[02:29] ---**
Precisely.\n
**[02:30] ---**
Kyoto is far larger and more\ncomplex than this school,\n
**[02:34] ---**
and you'll be moving in\ngroups that he'll be following.\n
**[02:40] ---**
It's an ideal location for snipers.\n
**[02:43] ---**
The government has already arranged\nfor sharpshooters to join you.\n
**[02:46] ---**
If they succeed, they'll\nshare in the ten billion yen\n
**[02:49] ---**
based on the degree of their contribution.\n
**[02:52] ---**
Be sure to pick\nassassination-friendly tour routes.\n
**[02:55] ---**
Yes, sir.\n
**[03:00] ---**
School trip groups, huh?\nHey, Karma--want to be in my group?\n
**[03:05] ---**
Yeah, okay.\n
**[03:07] ---**
You sure about that, Karma?\n
**[03:09] ---**
You won't be pickin' fights and\ngettin' into trouble on our trip, right?\n
**[03:12] ---**
No sweat.\n
**[03:14] ---**
When I fight offsite, I make\nsure to silence any witnesses--\n
**[03:18] ---**
the whole thing stays hush-hush.\n
**[03:20] ---**
C'mon! You can't let him in our group!\n
**[03:24] ---**
But we *are* old friends...
**[03:25] ---**
Where's our fourth?\nNagisa, Sugino, Kayano, and...?\n
**[03:30] ---**
Oh, I invited Okuda!\n
**[03:32] ---**
We need six. Shouldn't our\nlast member be a girl?\n
**[03:36] ---**
I knew this time would come.\nI asked her a looong time ago:\n
**[03:41] ---**
How 'bout the class idol, Kanzaki?\n
**[03:44] ---**
No objections here!\n
**[03:46] ---**
Kanzaki doesn't stand out,\nbut she's popular with all of us.\n
**[03:50] ---**
No one would mind being\nin the same group with her.\n
**[03:55] ---**
Thanks for having me, Nagisa.\n
**[03:57] ---**
Yeah, sure.\n
**[03:58] ---**
Okay, now to figure out\nwhere we're going to go!\n
**[04:00] ---**
Yeah! Where should we start?\n
**[04:02] ---**
What children. A school trip is too little,\ntoo late to someone like me\n
**[04:05] ---**
who's been all over the world.\n
**[04:08] ---**
Then stay home, Professor Bitch.\n
**[04:10] ---**
Keep the garden watered, 'kay?\n
**[04:12] ---**
Hey, where should we go on Day 2?\n
**[04:14] ---**
Maybe start in Higashiyama?\n
**[04:16] ---**
--Think how assassination would fit in.\n--But this route's more fun!\n
**[04:20] ---**
What the--?! Don't you leave\nme out of your exciting plans!\n
**[04:23] ---**
Argh! Look, do you want\nto come or don't you?\n
**[04:26] ---**
Shut up! I suppose I have\nno choice but to go along!\n
**[04:31] ---**
One for each of you!\n
**[04:33] ---**
What are they?\n
**[04:34] ---**
School trip guidebooks.\n
**[04:36] ---**
S-So heavy!\n
**[04:37] ---**
They're practically dictionaries!\n
**[04:39] ---**
Every sightseeing spot illustrated,\nthe top 100 souvenirs,\n
**[04:42] ---**
and travel self-defense how-to's\nfrom square one to practical use!\n
**[04:44] ---**
I stayed up all last night making them!\n
**[04:46] ---**
This first edition comes with\na papercraft model of Kinkakuji!\n
**[04:49] ---**
Just how psyched *are* you for this?!
**[04:51] ---**
3-E is the assassination classroom.\n
**[04:54] ---**
Even I was psyched for this class trip,\nwhich would make our days\n
**[04:57] ---**
even more jam-packed than usual.\n
**[05:04] ---**
Whoa...\n
**[05:06] ---**
The A through D classes are riding first-class!\n
**[05:08] ---**
We're the only ones in coach. Like always.\n
**[05:12] ---**
Those are the rules at our school--\n
**[05:15] ---**
and they were explained when you came here.\n
**[05:17] ---**
Students with exceptional grades\nget priority use of school funds.\n
**[05:21] ---**
Oh, dear--is that the stench of poverty I smell?\n
**[05:25] ---**
Do pardon me.\n
**[05:31] ---**
Greetings, students.\n
**[05:34] ---**
Professor Bitch, what's with\nthe Hollywood starlet look?\n
**[05:40] ---**
It's a given for any assassin\nwho uses her womanly wiles.\n
**[05:44] ---**
A good woman doesn't neglect\nfashion just because she's traveling.\n
**[05:47] ---**
You stick out like a sore thumb. Go change.\n
**[05:49] ---**
That's not what a teacher chaperone looks like.\n
**[05:52] ---**
Don't be so strict, Karasuma!\nThese brats are going on a grown-up trip--\n
**[05:56] ---**
Take it off. Now.\n
**[06:02] ---**
Who's chaperoning who?\n
**[06:04] ---**
Guess she's a little disconnected\nfrom regular people,\n
**[06:06] ---**
seeing as she's only ever\nkilled rich guys before.\n
**[06:11] ---**
Okay, so if we corner him there...\n
**[06:13] ---**
Woo-hoo! The Road to Riches!\n
**[06:14] ---**
--I'll edit it up later.\n--Wow, cool!\n
**[06:19] ---**
Huh?\n
**[06:20] ---**
The train's left the station...\nbut where's Koro Sensei?\n
**[06:24] ---**
Why are you stuck to\nthe window, Koro Sensei?!\n
**[06:27] ---**
Well, I was buying snacks in\nthe station and was late boarding,\n
**[06:30] ---**
so I'll tag along like this\ntill the next station.\n
**[06:33] ---**
Oh, and don't worry--\n
**[06:36] ---**
this camouflage just makes it *look* like my clothes and luggage
**[06:39] ---**
are stuck onto the train.\n
**[06:40] ---**
That's not normal in the slightest!\n
**[06:43] ---**
It sure is tiring, trying not\nto stand out while traveling.\n
**[06:49] ---**
Then don't bring such an enormous suitcase.\n
**[06:51] ---**
You already stand out enough.\n
**[06:54] ---**
Isn't it iffy, a state secret\nbeing so obvious out in public?\n
**[06:58] ---**
And close up, that disguise won't fool anyone.\n
**[07:02] ---**
Koro Sensei...\n
**[07:03] ---**
Here.\n
**[07:05] ---**
First we'll fix that droopy nose of yours.\n
**[07:08] ---**
Wow! What a fantastic fit!\n
**[07:10] ---**
I carved it so it'll fit the\nroundness and spirit of your face.\n
**[07:14] ---**
Making stuff like that is a specialty of mine.\n
**[07:16] ---**
That's amazing, Sugaya!\n
**[07:18] ---**
\n--He looks infinitesimally more natural!\n
**[07:19] ---**
--You always see new sides of people when you travel together.\n--He looks infinitesimally more natural!\n
**[07:23] ---**
Yeah, and depending how this trip turns out,\n
**[07:26] ---**
who knows what true colors will be revealed?\n
**[07:28] ---**
Hey, I'm going on a drink run.\nWho wants what?\n
**[07:33] ---**
Oh, I'll come, too!\n
**[07:35] ---**
Me, too!\n
**[07:39] ---**
Oh, excuse me.\n
**[07:39] ---**
"Staff Only"\nOh, excuse me.\n
**[07:41] ---**
"Staff Only"\n
**[07:46] ---**
What school're *they* from?
**[07:48] ---**
Probably Kunugigaoka.\n
**[07:50] ---**
Wow, so a whole bunch of\nsuper-smart lads and ladies, eh?\n
**[07:54] ---**
But that one didn't seem too special, did she?\n
**[07:57] ---**
Say... how about we teach 'em a lesson in Kyoto?\n
**[08:00] ---**
"School Trip Itinerary"\nSay... how about we teach 'em a lesson in Kyoto?\n
**[08:02] ---**
Say... how about we teach 'em a lesson in Kyoto?\n
**[08:06] ---**
"Arrival in Kyoto"\n
**[08:07] ---**
"A-D Classes: Arrival at Luxury Hotel"\n
**[08:08] ---**
"E Class: Arrival at Traditional Inn"\n
**[08:12] ---**
So he gets all sick and groggy\non bullet trains and buses?\n
**[08:15] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #8:\nProne to motion sickness"\n
**[08:17] ---**
Are you all right? Why don't\nyou lie down in your room?\n
**[08:20] ---**
No need to worry.\nI'll just pop back to Tokyo.\n
**[08:25] ---**
I forgot my pillow.\n
**[08:27] ---**
All that luggage and you *still* forgot something?!
**[08:29] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #9:\nCan't sleep without his own pillow"\n
**[08:33] ---**
Well, Kanzaki? Did you find the itinerary?\n
**[08:36] ---**
Nnno...\n
**[08:37] ---**
You're so earnest, Kanzaki. I admire\nyour putting that itinerary together\n
**[08:41] ---**
all by yourself.\n
**[08:43] ---**
But never fear. As long as you have\none of my handmade guidebooks,\n
**[08:46] ---**
everything will be fine.\n
**[08:48] ---**
But we wrote up an itinerary because\nwe didn't want to lug those around!\n
**[08:51] ---**
I *know* I put it in my bag... Did I drop it somewhere?
**[08:56] ---**
"Hotel Nightmare"\n
**[08:58] ---**
Oh, and tomorrow's a free-study day in Kyoto.\n
**[09:02] ---**
Shut up and listen! Just behave\nuntil this school trip's over, okay?\n
**[09:07] ---**
So this is the route\nthose brats'll be taking tomorrow...\n
**[09:14] ---**
Nagisa, this might be a\ngood assassination spot.\n
**[09:18] ---**
Can the snipers see it?\n
**[09:21] ---**
This is one weird school trip.\n
**[09:23] ---**
You bet it is. But it's fun.\n
**[09:26] ---**
We're here in Kyoto and all--I want green-tea *warabimochi* dumplings!
**[09:30] ---**
Then why don't we put some poison in them?\n
**[09:33] ---**
What for?!\n
**[09:34] ---**
Koro Sensei has a major sweet tooth.\n
**[09:37] ---**
Nice: poison him with famous local treats.\n
**[09:39] ---**
What a waste of good dumplings!\n
**[09:42] ---**
If only there was a poison\nthat actually worked on him...\n
**[09:47] ---**
Y'know, I wanted to forget\nabout assassination on this trip.\n
**[09:53] ---**
I mean, look at these sights!\n
**[09:54] ---**
What does any of this have\nto do with assassination?\n
**[09:57] ---**
You'd be surprised.\n
**[09:59] ---**
"Inoshikacho Sushi-Go-Round"\n
**[10:00] ---**
"Here marks where Ryoma Sakamoto"\nRyoma Sakamoto... You mean--\n
**[10:02] ---**
"and Shintaro Nakaoka met with disaster"\nRyoma Sakamoto... You mean--\n
**[10:03] ---**
"and Shintaro Nakaoka met with disaster"\nYeah:\n
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this is where Omiya was, the inn\nwhere Sakamoto was assassinated\n
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in 1867.\n
**[10:09] ---**
And walk a little further and\nyou'll be at Honnoji Temple,\n
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though its location's\nshifted a little over time.\n
**[10:15] ---**
Oh, right...\n
**[10:16] ---**
Nobunaga Oda's death was\na kind of assassination, too.\n
**[10:20] ---**
In just this one kilometer, some\nbig-name assassinations went down.\n
**[10:26] ---**
This city's always been the heart of Japan;\n
**[10:28] ---**
well, it's also the mecca of assassinations.\n
**[10:30] ---**
I get it. Now that you mention it,\nthis is turnin' out to be\n
**[10:33] ---**
a real assassination vacation.\n
**[10:35] ---**
All those targets were people\nwho had a huge effect on the world.\n
**[10:42] ---**
The Earth-destroying Koro Sensei\nwas a textbook target.\n
**[10:47] ---**
Next up is Yasaka Shrine.\n
**[10:49] ---**
Yep!\n
**[10:50] ---**
Oh, c'mon, let's take a rest.\nI want some sugary Kyoto coffee.\n
**[10:55] ---**
Yeah, let's have some!\n
**[11:00] ---**
Wow, Gion is practically\ndeserted this far inside.\n
**[11:04] ---**
Yeah, with all these places\nthat turn away newcomers,\n
**[11:08] ---**
no one much comes here\njust to wander around,\n
**[11:11] ---**
and you don't need a nice unobstructed view.\n
**[11:13] ---**
That's why I put it on my ideal course:\n
**[11:15] ---**
it's perfect for an assassination.\n
**[11:18] ---**
That's our Kanzaki!\nYou've really done your homework!\n
**[11:21] ---**
This is where we'll do the deed, then!\n
**[11:23] ---**
"Perfect" is right.\n
**[11:25] ---**
Why are ya walkin' around\nsomewhere that's ripe for a kidnappin'?\n
**[11:50] ---**
Something tells me you fellows\naren't here for sightseeing.\n
**[11:55] ---**
Well, we ain't here for *you*. Hand over the girls and get lo--
**[12:00] ---**
See, Nagisa? Fighting's no problem\nat all when there's no witnesses.\n
**[12:05] ---**
W-Whoa!\n
**[12:06] ---**
I'm gonna stab ya!\n
**[12:10] ---**
Stab me? As if.\n
**[12:13] ---**
No! What--\n
**[12:15] ---**
--Don't!\n--Get it now?\n
**[12:20] ---**
Karma!\n
**[12:21] ---**
Hey! Knock it off!\n
**[12:25] ---**
Get the car!\n
**[12:28] ---**
That'll teach you junior-high\nkids to mess with us.\n
**[12:32] ---**
Appearing right before our eyes\nwas a pack of high-schoolers.\n
**[12:36] ---**
It was an assault by mystery\ncreatures a full size larger than us.\n
**[12:46] ---**
Nagisa! Sugino!\n
**[12:51] ---**
Everyone okay?\n
**[12:54] ---**
Thank goodness you're all right, Okuda...\n
**[12:57] ---**
I'm sorry--I just ran and hid.\n
**[13:01] ---**
No, you did the right thing.\n
**[13:04] ---**
They're no strangers to crime, those guys.\n
**[13:07] ---**
Even if we report them,\nit won't be over that quickly.\n
**[13:11] ---**
Although...\n
**[13:13] ---**
I'd *like* to handle their execution myself.
**[13:17] ---**
But... how are we gonna find them?\n
**[13:26] ---**
I called up our buddies.\n
**[13:28] ---**
Got everything ready for a little\ncommemorative photo shoot, too.\n
**[13:31] ---**
Make as much noise as you want--\nno one'll hear you here.\n
**[13:36] ---**
You.\n
**[13:37] ---**
I thought I'd seen you somewhere before.\n
**[13:40] ---**
This is you, right?\n
**[13:42] ---**
At a Tokyo arcade last summer?\n
**[13:47] ---**
I told my buddy to let me know\nif he found me the right girl.\n
**[13:50] ---**
Had plans to kidnap you,\nbut then lost sight of you.\n
**[13:56] ---**
Who knew you were a student\nat that famous junior high?\n
**[14:00] ---**
But look, I get it.\n
**[14:01] ---**
The higher you are,\nthe deeper you wanna fall.\n
**[14:06] ---**
Well, from now until nightfall,\nthe Professor of Ruin\n
**[14:10] ---**
will teach you alllll about that.\n
**[14:15] ---**
"There's a tendency to let down\nyour guard while traveling."\n
**[14:17] ---**
"When a Group Member Has Been Abducted"...\n
**[14:19] ---**
What normal guidebook would have *that* eventuality?!
**[14:23] ---**
Koro Sensei is insanely diligent.\nHe's got everything in here.\n
**[14:27] ---**
Even "Recovering From the Shock\nof Seeing Souvenirs Bought in Kyoto\n
**[14:30] ---**
Being Sold in a Tokyo Department Store."\n
**[14:32] ---**
What else did he think of?\n
**[14:35] ---**
"Cheering Up Your Lonely Self\nAfter Seeing a Lovey-Dovey Couple\n
**[14:37] ---**
on the Banks of the Kamo River"?\n
**[14:39] ---**
That's none of his business!\n
**[14:42] ---**
It's calmed us down, anyway.\n
**[14:44] ---**
Everything we need to do is right there.\n
**[14:49] ---**
That picture... So even our earnest\nKanzaki went through a phase.\n
**[14:55] ---**
Didn't see that coming.\n
**[14:56] ---**
Yeah...\n
**[14:59] ---**
My dad was really strict--always after me\n
**[15:02] ---**
to get a good education\nand a prestigious title.\n
**[15:06] ---**
I wanted to get away from all that,\n
**[15:09] ---**
so I'd take off my famous\nschool's uniform, change my look,\n
**[15:14] ---**
and hang out where no one knew me.\n
**[15:17] ---**
How dumb can you get? The only title\nall that playing around ever got me\n
**[15:21] ---**
was "End Class."\n
**[15:24] ---**
I don't know where I belong anymore.\n
**[15:28] ---**
Whyncha hang out with us?\nWe're totally anti-titles here!\n
**[15:34] ---**
We trash those elitist bastards.\n
**[15:37] ---**
Or maybe just put 'em back\nthe way they were, like?\n
**[15:42] ---**
Oh, yeah, we done\npuh-lenty of that kinda stuff.\n
**[15:47] ---**
You're the worst.\n
**[15:51] ---**
You some kind of elitist,\nlookin' down at us like that? Huh?\n
**[15:55] ---**
I'll pull you down to our level, all right!\n
**[15:59] ---**
Now, when you get back to your rooms,\nyou stay real cool and say,\n
**[16:04] ---**
"We were just having\nsome fun singing karaoke."\n
**[16:08] ---**
Do that and no one gets hurt.\n
**[16:10] ---**
Let's get together once\nwe're all back in Tokyo, eh?\n
**[16:13] ---**
Maybe while we reminisce\nover our fun vacation photos...\n
**[16:20] ---**
Oh, that's them.\n
**[16:22] ---**
Our photographers have arr--\n
**[16:30] ---**
School Trip Guidebook, page 1243:\n
**[16:34] ---**
"What to Do When a Group\nMember Has Been Abducted."\n
**[16:38] ---**
"If you have no leads on the perpetrator,\n
**[16:40] ---**
first use the content of your\nconversation and any verbal quirks\n
**[16:43] ---**
to determine if he/she is from the local area.\n
**[16:46] ---**
If not, and if he/she was\nwearing a school uniform,\n
**[16:49] ---**
see page 1334."\n
**[16:53] ---**
"You may be up against another\nstudent on a school trip,\n
**[16:57] ---**
stirring up trouble."\n
**[16:59] ---**
You're here!\n
**[17:00] ---**
I-It's you! How'd you know we were here?!\n
**[17:03] ---**
"Being unfamiliar with the area,\n
**[17:05] ---**
the perp can't go too far after the abduction,\n
**[17:08] ---**
but will choose a secluded spot nearby.\n
**[17:11] ---**
If this is the case,\nsee page 134 of the appendix.\n
**[17:15] ---**
My Mach 20 bird's-eye-view map\nof abductor hideouts may help."\n
**[17:22] ---**
That guidebook's amazing!\nThat's the perfect way to foil an abduction!\n
**[17:27] ---**
I guess we should take it with us after all!\n
**[17:31] ---**
That's no guidebook I ever heard of!\n
**[17:34] ---**
So? What's it going to be, fellows?\n
**[17:37] ---**
You've already done so much!\n
**[17:40] ---**
You'll be spending the rest of your trip...\n
**[17:44] ---**
...in the hospital.\n
**[17:49] ---**
Hmph! You junior-high brats, actin' all tough...\n
**[17:53] ---**
Those'll be the buddies I called.\n
**[17:55] ---**
They're the worst badasses\nyou goody two-shoes have ever--\n
**[18:01] ---**
The w-worst--whaaat?!\n
**[18:04] ---**
No badasses here. I took care of them all.\n
**[18:09] ---**
Koro Sensei!\n
**[18:10] ---**
Sorry I'm late. I was letting you handle this\n
**[18:14] ---**
while I searched elsewhere\nwith a fine-tooth comb.\n
**[18:17] ---**
And, uh, why are you hiding\nyour face like some stagehand?\n
**[18:21] ---**
This is an act of violence, and\nI'm afraid you'll associate this face\n
**[18:24] ---**
with me being violent.\n
**[18:25] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #10:\nWorries about keeping up appearances"\n
**[18:28] ---**
Nagisa, you had the guidebook,\nso I could be alerted right away.\n
**[18:34] ---**
Th-This is your teacher? Bullshit!\n
**[18:37] ---**
Who's he think he is, lookin' like that?!\n
**[18:40] ---**
"Bullshit," you say?\n
**[18:42] ---**
That's *my* line.
**[18:48] ---**
What'd he do? He's too fast to see!\n
**[18:55] ---**
Don't be touching my students\nwith your filthy hands,\n
**[18:59] ---**
slow enough for a fly to land on them.\n
**[19:05] ---**
So even the teachers are\nspecial at elite schools...\n
**[19:09] ---**
You're lookin' down on us\n'cause of your rank, aren't you?\n
**[19:12] ---**
Makin' fun of me for bein'\na stupid high-schooler!\n
**[19:15] ---**
We're not elite.\n
**[19:18] ---**
They're students at a\nfamous school, that's true.\n
**[19:23] ---**
But they're considered the school outcasts.\n
**[19:27] ---**
Their class name is the\nobject of discrimination.\n
**[19:31] ---**
And yet,\n
**[19:32] ---**
they take on so many things\nwith a positive attitude.\n
**[19:39] ---**
They wouldn't drag others\ndown with them--not like you.\n
**[19:49] ---**
It has nothing to do with\nour school or my title.\n
**[19:52] ---**
Be they in a clear stream or a muddy river,\n
**[19:56] ---**
the fish who swim forward turn out the finest.\n
**[20:02] ---**
Now then, students, let's take care of them.\n
**[20:07] ---**
We'll teach them a physical lesson\non the fundamentals of school trips.\n
**[20:16] ---**
When did they come up from behind?\n
**[20:19] ---**
And they didn't waste any time takin' out those cudgels...\n
**[20:22] ---**
"School Trip Guidebook"\nAnd they didn't waste any time takin' out those cudgels...\n
**[20:25] ---**
We picked...\n
**[20:28] ---**
...the wrongest bunch to hassle...\n
**[20:32] ---**
For a while there, I didn't know *what* was gonna happen.
**[20:35] ---**
If it'd been just him and me,\nI'm sure it would've worked out.\n
**[20:39] ---**
Quit scarin' me!\n
**[20:43] ---**
Thank goodness! You okay, Kanzaki?\n
**[20:47] ---**
Yes, fine.\n
**[20:50] ---**
What happened, Kanzaki?\n
**[20:53] ---**
No one would blame you for being\nshaken up after that terrible event.\n
**[20:56] ---**
But instead, you look like you've\nshaken off all your hesitation.\n
**[21:01] ---**
That's right, Koro Sensei! And thank you.\n
**[21:06] ---**
Not at all.\n
**[21:09] ---**
Shall we get on with our school trip, then?\n
**[21:12] ---**
Hey, our group never got to\ntry our assassination attempt.\n
**[21:16] ---**
It really wasn't the time or place for that.\n
**[21:18] ---**
We'll just kill him tomorrow.\n
**[21:22] ---**
I do hope you can.\n
**[21:24] ---**
Inconveniently enough, our target\nis our ever-dependable teacher.\n
**[21:42] ---**
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
**[21:49] ---**
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
**[21:55] ---**
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
**[22:01] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[22:06] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[22:10] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[22:12] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[22:18] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[22:25] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:33] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:35] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[22:38] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[22:39] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[22:44] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[22:50] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[22:56] ---**
*Shine again *
# 8 - School Trip Time/2nd Period
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♪ First you take the Earth ♪\n
**[00:10] ---**
♪ Then put a bean in Tokyo ♪\n
**[00:14] ---**
♪ And another bean in Sichuan, China ♪\n
**[00:17] ---**
♪ Leave contrails as you fly\nfrom Dubai to Hawaii ♪\n
**[00:22] ---**
♪ Back to Dubai over the Philippines ♪\n
**[00:26] ---**
♪ And then! North-south between\nHawaii and Dubai every 25 degrees ♪\n
**[00:33] ---**
♪ And voilà : Koro Sensei! ♪\n
**[00:33] ---**
"The Koro Sensei Drawing Song"\n♪ And voilà : Koro Sensei! ♪\n
**[00:37] ---**
"The Koro Sensei Drawing Song" Now *you* try!
**[00:39] ---**
"The Koro Sensei Drawing Song"\nYeah, right!\n
**[00:45] ---**
*The theory... of savage youth! *
**[00:55] ---**
*I only speak when it's time to act *
**[00:58] ---**
*I know that's pretty cool *
**[01:00] ---**
*(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
**[01:03] ---**
*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
**[01:07] ---**
*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
**[01:14] ---**
*What's this wave of irritation? *
**[01:17] ---**
*Proof of our existence? *
**[01:20] ---**
*Look up at the moon and up you go *
**[01:24] ---**
*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
**[01:28] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
**[01:32] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
**[01:35] ---**
*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
**[01:42] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
**[01:45] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can) *
**[01:48] ---**
*"Whatever" is easy to say *
**[01:52] ---**
*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
**[01:58] ---**
*But still: youth, to the future! *
**[02:04] ---**
*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
**[02:11] ---**
"Episode 8: School Trip Time/2nd Period"\n
**[02:18] ---**
Your target this time is a teacher\nleading students on a school trip.\n
**[02:24] ---**
You may have heard that\nthis teacher is not human.\n
**[02:28] ---**
It's not that I doubt your skill...\n
**[02:31] ---**
...but make all necessary preparations.\n
**[02:35] ---**
The name is Red Eye. I'm an assassin--a sniper.\n
**[02:47] ---**
Wow! With no windows, you can really feel it move!\n
**[02:48] ---**
"School Trip, Day 2: Free Time, Group 1"\nWow! With no windows, you can really feel it move!\n
**[02:51] ---**
It's so open, I won't get trainsick--\nand 25 KPH is nice and fast.\n
**[02:58] ---**
Says Mr. Mach 20.\n
**[03:02] ---**
Almost there...\n
**[03:04] ---**
The sniper spot we've chosen...\n
**[03:08] ---**
...is a famous stop along\nthe Sagano Tram line...\n
**[03:14] ---**
The Hozu River Bridge.\n
**[03:16] ---**
We'll be making a brief stop on the bridge.\n
**[03:20] ---**
Oh, look, Koro Sensei!\n
**[03:23] ---**
They're going downstream!\n
**[03:25] ---**
Let me see!\n
**[03:26] ---**
Ooh!\n
**[03:28] ---**
Our high sign to the sniper\n
**[03:31] ---**
is the moment Koro Sensei leans\nout the window to look at the boat!\n
**[03:37] ---**
I downed a target at two klicks\n
**[03:40] ---**
during a sandstorm in the Middle East.\n
**[03:44] ---**
Under these conditions,\nthis'll be a lead-pipe cinch.\n
**[03:48] ---**
Well? That should've been a headshot...\n
**[03:52] ---**
He stopped it with a *yatsuhashi*?!
**[03:55] ---**
Whoops! Found a tiny bone in my Kyoto sweet.\n
**[03:58] ---**
That could've been ugly!\n
**[04:02] ---**
Inconceivable!\n
**[04:03] ---**
A high-spin rifle bullet,\n
**[04:05] ---**
stopped cold by a soft and chewy *yatsuhashi*?
**[04:09] ---**
Just how fast do I need to be?!\n
**[04:13] ---**
Now I understand the ten billion yen bounty.\n
**[04:18] ---**
We've been tasked with killing\none extraordinary monster.\n
**[04:23] ---**
This'll be fun.\n
**[04:24] ---**
"11:20 AM: Toei Uzumasa Film Park\nFree Time, Group 2"\n
**[04:26] ---**
Now begone with you.\n
**[04:29] ---**
I do not care for the pointless waste of life.\n
**[04:33] ---**
Why, you...!\n
**[04:35] ---**
Go on, fellows--get him!\n
**[04:41] ---**
Wow!\n
**[04:42] ---**
Their swords are so fast this close up.\n
**[04:45] ---**
It's very well-choreographed\nto make it look like that.\n
**[04:49] ---**
I happen to love this kind of swordplay.\n
**[04:54] ---**
Whoa! They're coming this way!\n
**[04:56] ---**
Over here, sir!\n
**[04:58] ---**
Where, where?\n
**[05:01] ---**
I've asked the actors to move\nvigorously to guide him into place.\n
**[05:08] ---**
Now, while he's distracted by the show...\n
**[05:11] ---**
Eh?\n
**[05:13] ---**
Where'd he go?\n
**[05:15] ---**
Hey! What the hell is he doing?!\n
**[05:18] ---**
When did he get in there with the actors?\n
**[05:21] ---**
I shall assist.\n
**[05:23] ---**
Blood-cherry blossoms are the\nonly flowers that bloom from evil.\n
**[05:26] ---**
He's even got the lines down pat!\n
**[05:29] ---**
If he's in with the actors...\n
**[05:31] ---**
...how'm I gonna hit him?!\n
**[05:35] ---**
This guy is *fast*.
**[05:37] ---**
Don't let his unconventional\nmovements throw you.\n
**[05:41] ---**
But this is *too* unconventional!
**[05:44] ---**
Next!\n
**[05:46] ---**
"2:20 PM: Five-Story Pagoda Free Time, Group 3" I *will* kill him--I stake my name on it!
**[05:50] ---**
You're late, Koro Sensei!\n
**[05:53] ---**
Apologies! I was all caught up in\nbeing the star of a samurai drama.\n
**[05:57] ---**
Say what?!\n
**[05:58] ---**
We finished Kiyomizu Temple ages ago.\n
**[06:01] ---**
Then let's trawl Ninenzaka Street for souvenirs.\n
**[06:04] ---**
As if you cared about anything but sweets.\n
**[06:06] ---**
"Repairs In Progress - Pardon Our Dust"\n
**[06:08] ---**
"Repairs In Progress - Pardon Our Dust"\nGood.\n
**[06:11] ---**
I can draw a steady bead on him here.\n
**[06:14] ---**
A straight shot from\nYasaka's five-story pagoda!\n
**[06:17] ---**
Koro Sensei, try this blotting paper.\n
**[06:22] ---**
I'm a bit embarrassed for you\nto see what it picks up.\n
**[06:24] ---**
--Go on, go on.\n--But if I must...\n
**[06:26] ---**
A student will draw his attention\nat the foot of Sannenzaka\n
**[06:30] ---**
by attempting to test her purchase...\n
**[06:34] ---**
Yes! Right in the temple!\n
**[06:39] ---**
That's not *bullet*-blotting paper!
**[06:41] ---**
See? I told you--look at\nall this mucus it picked up!\n
**[06:45] ---**
Enough to stop a bullet!\n
**[06:48] ---**
Hmm?\n
**[06:50] ---**
It's Nagisa's group. Hello?\n
**[06:55] ---**
Where are you?!\n
**[06:58] ---**
What... What the hell *is* he?
**[07:01] ---**
His speed and defenses are impeccable...\n
**[07:05] ---**
It's like he was made for the\nexpress purpose of being unkillable.\n
**[07:14] ---**
Hello? Oh, Mr. Karasuma.\n
**[07:17] ---**
I'm afraid we're done for today.\n
**[07:21] ---**
The next group you were\nsupposed to work with, Group 4,\n
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has run into trouble with some high-schoolers.\n
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Your target is rushing to their aid.\n
**[07:30] ---**
All right. Understood.\n
**[07:34] ---**
I was thinking of quitting, anyway.\n
**[07:42] ---**
In the eight years I've been an assassin,\n
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not once have I not seen my\ntarget's blood in my scope.\n
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That's how I got my name.\n
**[07:53] ---**
It's kinda funny.\n
**[07:55] ---**
Where's the red in my vision now?\n
**[08:00] ---**
Here you go.\n
**[08:01] ---**
A chili spice mix I bought along Sannenzaka.\n
**[08:04] ---**
Oh... It's you. Thanks.\n
**[08:08] ---**
I-It's *you*!
**[08:08] ---**
"My assassination target!" I-It's *you*!
**[08:10] ---**
I've taken care of that\npinch my students were in,\n
**[08:14] ---**
and since you've been sightseeing\nwith us all day today,\n
**[08:18] ---**
I thought I'd come pay my respects.\n
**[08:29] ---**
So you saw it all,\nand you were just playing me?\n
**[08:33] ---**
With a monster like you around,\n
**[08:36] ---**
no wonder the government's\nbribing mouths shut.\n
**[08:39] ---**
So, are you gonna kill me? Go on, then: Do it.\n
**[08:45] ---**
I chose this line of work. I'm ready.\n
**[08:52] ---**
Eat it already!\n
**[08:54] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #11:\nHeat-sensitive tongue"\n
**[08:56] ---**
Of course I'm not going to kill you.\n
**[08:58] ---**
You made this a most enjoyable school trip.\n
**[09:01] ---**
I just wanted to thank you.\n
**[09:04] ---**
My students did some especially\nin-depth research into Kyoto\n
**[09:08] ---**
in the name of finding good places to kill me.\n
**[09:11] ---**
The geography, the terrain,\n
**[09:14] ---**
its highlights, history, origins...\n
**[09:17] ---**
In short, they had more\nopportunities than usual\n
**[09:20] ---**
to come to know the city's charms.\n
**[09:24] ---**
Knowing a people, a place, and the mood:\n
**[09:28] ---**
The things assassination has\ngiven them will brighten their lives.\n
**[09:32] ---**
Here you go.\n
**[09:34] ---**
So I look forward to being assassinated.\n
**[09:39] ---**
You think as crazy as you look, buddy.\n
**[09:43] ---**
But you know... somehow...\n
**[09:47] ---**
...you're one hell of a teacher.\n
**[09:52] ---**
You're quitting?\n
**[09:54] ---**
Yeah, sorry. I'd like to do\nsome sightseeing on my own.\n
**[10:00] ---**
As an assassin, I was still a novice.\n
**[10:04] ---**
I'm gonna go around taking in all\nkinds of colors, not just the one.\n
**[10:13] ---**
Now, then...\n
**[10:15] ---**
What color will I see in my scope tomorrow?\n
**[10:26] ---**
Dammit! How the hell are you dodging those?!\n
**[10:30] ---**
This is... a little embarrassing.\n
**[10:32] ---**
She smiles so sweetly,\nbut she moves like a pro.\n
**[10:36] ---**
Wow! I had no idea you were\nthis good at games, Kanzaki!\n
**[10:40] ---**
I kept it quiet. In my family,\nfrivolity was frowned upon.\n
**[10:45] ---**
But maybe I've been too worried\nabout what others think.\n
**[10:49] ---**
Clothes, hobbies, status...\n
**[10:52] ---**
I ran from it, got swept up in it,\nand wound up lacking confidence.\n
**[10:58] ---**
But Koro Sensei made me realize:\n
**[11:01] ---**
You just need the person you are on the inside\n
**[11:04] ---**
to face forward and do their best.\n
**[11:07] ---**
Kanzaki sure has her surprising side.\n
**[11:10] ---**
I wonder what she and Kayano talked\nabout when they were kidnapped...\n
**[11:15] ---**
--Things seem so light between them.\n--Ack! They got you!\n
**[11:19] ---**
There!\n
**[11:21] ---**
You okay?\n
**[11:23] ---**
Almost every sniper turned down\nthe job after seeing its difficulty.\n
**[11:27] ---**
--Take that!\n--and the only one who accepted quit halfway through.\n
**[11:30] ---**
--And Takebayashi goes down! Now for my next opponent.\n--So much for our sniper plans here in Kyoto.\n
**[11:35] ---**
C'mon, Mr. Karasuma--let's play ping-pong!\n
**[11:38] ---**
I can't be imposing on\ntheir school trip any further.\n
**[11:42] ---**
It's free time from here on out.\n
**[11:45] ---**
Sure. But I warn you: I'm good.\n
**[11:49] ---**
This inn is a real dump, though, isn't it?\n
**[11:53] ---**
Two big bedrooms, separated by sex?\n
**[11:56] ---**
The students in all the other\nclasses get their own hotel rooms.\n
**[11:59] ---**
Ah, it's more fun this way.\n
**[12:04] ---**
Hey.\n
**[12:05] ---**
What are you two up to?\n
**[12:05] ---**
"Men's Bath"\nWhat are you two up to?\n
**[12:06] ---**
"Men's Bath"\nShh!\n
**[12:07] ---**
Isn't it obvious? We're peeping!\n
**[12:10] ---**
Peeping?!\n
**[12:11] ---**
But that's *our* job!
**[12:13] ---**
It's no one's *job*...
**[12:15] ---**
"Men's Bath"\nCan you still say that after seeing this?\n
**[12:18] ---**
Clothes hung like that mean\ntheir wearer is in the bath.\n
**[12:22] ---**
You get what I'm saying?\n
**[12:25] ---**
Yeah...\n
**[12:27] ---**
This is our chance to see\nwhat's inside Koro Sensei!\n
**[12:31] ---**
Does he have a body, or is it\ntentacles all the way down?\n
**[12:34] ---**
What's the harm? It could\nhelp us assassinate him.\n
**[12:38] ---**
This has to be the least sexy peeping ever.\n
**[12:44] ---**
Is he a girl?!\n
**[12:45] ---**
Ah, hello, students.\n
**[12:47] ---**
Why are you taking a bubble bath?\n
**[12:49] ---**
We're not supposed to\nadd anything to the water.\n
**[12:52] ---**
This is my mucus.\n
**[12:54] ---**
Eh?\n
**[12:55] ---**
"* Images are simulated."\nIt makes a nice lather and deep-cleans stubborn dirt.\n
**[12:59] ---**
"* Images are simulated."\nThat body can do it all.\n
**[13:02] ---**
But you've let down your guard.\nWe've blocked the exit.\n
**[13:05] ---**
When you get out of that tub,\nyou'll have to walk by us.\n
**[13:09] ---**
We might not be able to kill you, but we *will* see you naked!
**[13:14] ---**
That won't do!\n
**[13:16] ---**
Jellied broth?!\n
**[13:18] ---**
Oh, dear--the water's getting cold.\n
**[13:23] ---**
He got away.\n
**[13:24] ---**
Well, *that* was a lot of pointless peeping, Nakamura.
**[13:28] ---**
I sure learned a lot about\neveryone on this school trip.\n
**[13:32] ---**
We couldn't get any closer to\nKoro Sensei's true form, though.\n
**[13:36] ---**
Let's go back to the room and chat.\n
**[13:38] ---**
"Favorite Girls Ranking"\n
**[13:41] ---**
Figures: Kanzaki's in the top spot.\n
**[13:43] ---**
Well, no one doesn't like her.\n
**[13:46] ---**
What about you, Sugino? Real slick\nof you to pull her into our group.\n
**[13:49] ---**
Y'know, with all the crap that went down,\n
**[13:53] ---**
there weren't many chances for us to really talk.\n
**[13:55] ---**
Yeah, you guys had it rough.\n
**[13:58] ---**
I just want to know who likes who.\n
**[14:01] ---**
I can't pick just one!\n
**[14:04] ---**
Other than you, Okajima.\n
**[14:06] ---**
Who do you like, Nagisa?\n
**[14:08] ---**
Huh?\n
**[14:09] ---**
I, uh...\n
**[14:11] ---**
What about *you*, Maehara? Anyone?
**[14:14] ---**
Who, me? My lips are sealed.\n
**[14:17] ---**
That pisses me off! And when I think\nhow popular guys like you are,\n
**[14:19] ---**
it pisses me off even more!\n
**[14:21] ---**
Ooh, looks like fun in here.\n
**[14:23] ---**
Karma!\n
**[14:24] ---**
Great timing!\n
**[14:26] ---**
Is there a girl you like?\n
**[14:28] ---**
Hmm... Okuda, maybe?\n
**[14:31] ---**
No way!\n
**[14:33] ---**
Interesting choice! Why?\n
**[14:35] ---**
I bet she could make some\nsketchy drugs and chloroform--\n
**[14:40] ---**
really kick my mischief-making\nup a notch, y'know?\n
**[14:43] ---**
That's one match no one needs to be making.\n
**[14:45] ---**
You guys, these ratings\nare just between us, okay?\n
**[14:49] ---**
Well, sure.\n
**[14:50] ---**
I mean, most of us don't want this getting out.\n
**[14:53] ---**
So do *not* let the girls *or* any teachers find out ab--
**[14:56] ---**
Evening, all. Mm-hmm. I *see*.
**[14:57] ---**
"Student Data: Boys (3)" Evening, all. Mm-hmm. I *see*.
**[15:04] ---**
He took notes and split!\n
**[15:06] ---**
Kill him!\n
**[15:09] ---**
Nabbing this data is exactly\nwhat my ultra-high speed is for!\n
**[15:13] ---**
"Koro Sensei Weak Point #12: Loves gossip"\n
**[15:15] ---**
Huh? What boys we like?\n
**[15:17] ---**
Yeah. That's what girls talk about\non trips like this. It's fun!\n
**[15:21] ---**
Ooh, ooh! I know: Mr. Karasuma!\n
**[15:24] ---**
Yeah, yeah. We *all* like Mr. Karasuma. I mean someone in our class.
**[15:30] ---**
Huh?\n
**[15:31] ---**
I guess Isogai and Maehara\nare pretty all right...\n
**[15:35] ---**
Really? You think so?\n
**[15:37] ---**
Sure. Unfortunately, Maehara plays the field,\n
**[15:42] ---**
so doesn't that put student\ncouncil rep Isogai in the lead?\n
**[15:44] ---**
Karma would win on good looks alone.\n
**[15:47] ---**
If only he were better behaved.\n
**[15:49] ---**
Yeah...\n
**[15:51] ---**
Hmm... He's really not that scary, though.\n
**[15:54] ---**
Yeah, he's usually quiet.\n
**[15:56] ---**
What is he, a wild animal?\n
**[15:57] ---**
What about you, Kanzaki?\n
**[15:58] ---**
Huh? I don't really...\n
**[16:01] ---**
Oh, *don't* you?
**[16:03] ---**
C'mon, spill it!\n
**[16:04] ---**
The boys can't take their eyes off you! Spill it!\n
**[16:09] ---**
I'm serious!\n
**[16:11] ---**
Hey, children!\n
**[16:13] ---**
I'm here to tell you it's almost\ntime for lights-out, more or less.\n
**[16:17] ---**
"More or less"?\n
**[16:18] ---**
It's not like you won't stay up talking anyway.\n
**[16:21] ---**
Just keep it down, all right?\n
**[16:23] ---**
How come *you* get to drink? That's mean!
**[16:26] ---**
Well, I *am* a grown-up, after all.
**[16:29] ---**
I know! Tell us some of your\ngrown-up stories, Professor Bitch!\n
**[16:32] ---**
Eh?\n
**[16:33] ---**
They'd be much more useful\nthan your usual classes!\n
**[16:36] ---**
I heard that!\n
**[16:37] ---**
All right, all right...\n
**[16:41] ---**
Professor Bitch, you're only *twenty*?!
**[16:43] ---**
She's so experienced--I thought she was older.\n
**[16:46] ---**
Right? And she's got that whole\n"black widow" vibe going on.\n
**[16:49] ---**
Yes, the sex appeal of a black\nwidow that only a rich life can--\n
**[16:53] ---**
Who called me a black widow?!\n
**[16:54] ---**
A little late on the comeback there.\n
**[16:56] ---**
Now listen here! Women have a short shelf life.\n
**[17:00] ---**
Unlike me, you were born in\na country free from danger.\n
**[17:05] ---**
Be grateful, and polish your\nwoman-ness with all your might.\n
**[17:09] ---**
Professor Bitch actually said something decent!\n
**[17:12] ---**
Feels kinda... cheeky!\n
**[17:13] ---**
Don't toy with me, you brats!\n
**[17:15] ---**
But, but, but...\n
**[17:17] ---**
Tell us about the men you seduced!\n
**[17:21] ---**
Yeah, I wanna know!\n
**[17:24] ---**
All right, then.\n
**[17:25] ---**
But this might be a little spicy\nfor children's tastes, so watch out.\n
**[17:30] ---**
Now, when I was seventeen...\n
**[17:32] ---**
Hey, you there!\n
**[17:33] ---**
Don't just waltz into our girl talk like that!\n
**[17:36] ---**
Awww!\n
**[17:37] ---**
Why not? I'd like to hear your love stories, too.\n
**[17:42] ---**
Easy for you to say, Koro Sensei.\n
**[17:44] ---**
You never tell us anything about *your* private life!
**[17:47] ---**
Yeah! Fair's fair!\n
**[17:50] ---**
Don't you have any love stories of your own?\n
**[17:52] ---**
You like big boobs--you must have\nat least had a crush on someone!\n
**[18:00] ---**
He's gone!\n
**[18:01] ---**
Let's catch him, make him talk, then kill him!\n
**[18:04] ---**
There he is!\n
**[18:05] ---**
Murder him!\n
**[18:06] ---**
Over here!\n
**[18:07] ---**
Rats! Caught in a pincer attack!\n
**[18:11] ---**
I guess it all comes back to\nassassination in the end.\n
**[18:15] ---**
Yeah...\n
**[18:16] ---**
Where'd you go?!\n
**[18:22] ---**
Phew! That was a close one.\n
**[18:25] ---**
What's with all the racket?\n
**[18:27] ---**
The students almost had me spilling\nthe beans about my love life.\n
**[18:31] ---**
Your love life?\n
**[18:32] ---**
My past is packed with tales of romance.\n
**[18:36] ---**
I couldn't hope to count them\non all my hands and feet.\n
**[18:40] ---**
Is this back when you had\ntwo hands and two feet?\n
**[18:51] ---**
No, I won't go there.\n
**[18:53] ---**
You probably won't talk about it, anyway.\n
**[18:56] ---**
You're a wise man, Mr. Karasuma.\n
**[18:59] ---**
Even while traveling, it's crude to ask\nafter the number of one's appendages.\n
**[19:07] ---**
That was one fun school trip,\n
**[19:09] ---**
seeing everyone in a different light and all.\n
**[19:12] ---**
Uh-huh...\n
**[19:14] ---**
What's wrong?\n
**[19:17] ---**
I was just thinking...\n
**[19:19] ---**
It feels like our class trip is almost over, right?\n
**[19:23] ---**
But this way of life has just begun,\n
**[19:26] ---**
and we don't know if the\nworld'll end next year or what.\n
**[19:29] ---**
Yeah...\n
**[19:31] ---**
Still, this class will be\nover for sure, come March.\n
**[19:36] ---**
Yeah, it will.\n
**[19:38] ---**
I want to learn more about everyone,\nto kill Koro Sensei--\n
**[19:43] ---**
I want to live so that nothing's left undone.\n
**[19:48] ---**
For now, I'd just like one\nmore school trip, you know?\n
**[19:53] ---**
"School Trip Guidebook\nKunugigaoka Junior High School, Class 3-E"\n
**[19:53] ---**
"School Trip Guidebook"\nYeah.\n
**[19:55] ---**
And so the curtain fell on our fun school trip.\n
**[20:02] ---**
Tomorrow we go back to our lives at school--\n
**[20:06] ---**
in our assassination classroom.\n
**[20:23] ---**
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
**[20:30] ---**
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
**[20:36] ---**
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
**[20:42] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[20:47] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[20:50] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[20:53] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[20:59] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[21:05] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[21:13] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[21:15] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[21:18] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[21:19] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[21:24] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[21:30] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[21:36] ---**
*Shine again *
**[21:42] ---**
No luck assassinating him\non that school trip either, eh?\n
**[21:46] ---**
Are you sure about this, Karasuma?\n
**[21:49] ---**
All due to my own shortcomings.\nI shall redouble my efforts.\n
**[21:54] ---**
May is almost over.\nThe deadline draws ever nearer.\n
**[21:59] ---**
If it comes to it, just fire a missile\nat the school, flatten the whole--\n
**[22:03] ---**
No. The risk is too great.\n
**[22:06] ---**
Besides, he can escape any blast in an instant.\n
**[22:09] ---**
Remember when we fired\nat him over the Pacific?\n
**[22:13] ---**
He came to us later having put\nthe fragments all back together.\n
**[22:16] ---**
Turned out great!\n
**[22:17] ---**
Then... is there really no way?\n
**[22:20] ---**
Not to worry.\n
**[22:22] ---**
Several ally nations have\ngathered their technology together\n
**[22:25] ---**
for research.\n
**[22:27] ---**
We'll use the fruit of their labor.\n
**[22:29] ---**
Japan's Ministry of Defense\nhas just given its consent:\n
**[22:33] ---**
Two very special assassins...\nwill be joining his class.\n
**[22:39] ---**
Both with abilities made\nsuperhuman with science.\n
**[22:44] ---**
One of them will need\ntime to work out the kinks,\n
**[22:47] ---**
but the other has been put on\nstandby while you were away.\n
**[22:51] ---**
There's a real surprise waiting\nfor you back at school,\n
**[22:54] ---**
Mr. Karasuma.\n
# 9 - Transfer Student Time
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRE59JGX6/assassination-classroom)
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**[00:07] ---**
That was one fun school trip.\n
**[00:09] ---**
And today it's all back to normal.\n
**[00:13] ---**
You call this normal?\n
**[00:15] ---**
Yo!\n
**[00:16] ---**
Hey!\n
**[00:17] ---**
'Morning, Isogai.\n
**[00:18] ---**
Did you see that group\nemail from Mr. Karasuma?\n
**[00:22] ---**
Uh-huh.\n
**[00:23] ---**
About a transfer student, was it?\n
**[00:26] ---**
"A transfer student will be joining you tomorrow.\nTheir looks may surprise you,"\n
**[00:27] ---**
"but try not to make a big deal out of it. –Karasuma"\nHmm. Sure sounds like an assassin to me.\n
**[00:32] ---**
So now they're bringing in student assassins.\n
**[00:35] ---**
If they're a transfer student...\n
**[00:37] ---**
"Middle-Aged"\nmaybe they're our age--not like Professor Bitch!\n
**[00:41] ---**
About that!\n
**[00:42] ---**
Where'd *you* come from?!
**[00:44] ---**
I was curious myself, so I asked\nKarasuma if he had a photo.\n
**[00:49] ---**
This is what he sent back!\n
**[00:51] ---**
Oho! She's a girl!\n
**[00:53] ---**
You made it your background?\n
**[00:54] ---**
She's pretty cute!\n
**[00:56] ---**
Right? *Super* cute!
**[00:58] ---**
Ooh, I sure hope we hit it off!\n
**[01:01] ---**
--Suddenly I'm so--so nervous! --She doesn't *look* like an assassin.
**[01:03] ---**
--Suddenly I'm so--so nervous!\n--Nuh-uh.\n
**[01:04] ---**
--*Please* let us hit it off! --Turn it down a notch, Okajima.
**[01:07] ---**
Assassin or not, any new student is always met\n
**[01:11] ---**
with a mix of anticipation and unease.\n
**[01:13] ---**
What's she like?\nWhat's her assassination style?\n
**[01:16] ---**
We were brimming with curiosity.\n
**[01:18] ---**
Wonder if she's here yet?\n
**[01:21] ---**
The new girl?\n
**[01:30] ---**
The hell's that?\n
**[01:33] ---**
Good morning.\n
**[01:35] ---**
I am the Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery\n
**[01:37] ---**
who will be joining your class.\n
**[01:41] ---**
Nice to meet you.\n
**[01:44] ---**
So it's come to this.\n
**[01:50] ---**
*The theory... of savage youth! *
**[01:59] ---**
*I only speak when it's time to act *
**[02:03] ---**
*I know that's pretty cool *
**[02:05] ---**
*(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
**[02:08] ---**
*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
**[02:12] ---**
*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
**[02:18] ---**
*What's this wave of irritation? *
**[02:22] ---**
*Proof of our existence? *
**[02:25] ---**
*Look up at the moon and up you go *
**[02:28] ---**
*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
**[02:33] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
**[02:37] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
**[02:40] ---**
*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
**[02:47] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
**[02:50] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can) *
**[02:53] ---**
*"Whatever" is easy to say *
**[02:57] ---**
*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
**[03:03] ---**
*But still: youth, to the future! *
**[03:09] ---**
*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
**[03:16] ---**
"Episode 9: Transfer Student Time"\n
**[03:23] ---**
As I'm sure you know,\nthis is your new classmate:\n
**[03:27] ---**
"Artillery"\n
**[03:29] ---**
the Autonomous Intelligence\nFixed Artillery, from Norway.\n
**[03:34] ---**
Nice to meet you all.\n
**[03:38] ---**
Must be rough on Mr. Karasuma...\n
**[03:40] ---**
I would go crazy trying not\nto crack jokes at its expense.\n
**[03:45] ---**
Don't laugh! You're no better than her!\n
**[03:48] ---**
Just so you know, she's registered\nhere as a full-fledged student.\n
**[03:53] ---**
She'll be sitting there aiming her guns at you,\n
**[03:57] ---**
but you can't fight back.\n
**[03:59] ---**
You're not permitted to harm any student.\nThat's the deal, remember?\n
**[04:06] ---**
Ah, so you're grasping at straws here,\nusing creative readings\n
**[04:09] ---**
of my teaching agreement\nto call a machine my student.\n
**[04:12] ---**
Very well.\n
**[04:13] ---**
Welcome to the E Class,\nAutonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery.\n
**[04:18] ---**
Thank you, Koro Sensei.\n
**[04:24] ---**
Now, of these three characters here...\n
**[04:27] ---**
--One of them is already dead.\n
**[04:28] ---**
--But how's it going to attack?\n--One of them is already dead.\n
**[04:29] ---**
--But how's it going to attack?\n--The other two appear to get along well with one another.\n
**[04:31] ---**
--How's what?\n--The other two appear to get along well with one another.\n
**[04:32] ---**
--They call it a fixed artillery, but then where are the guns?\n--Ira comes to visit the sick Kajii almost every day.\n
**[04:37] ---**
--Hmm... Maybe--\n--But is this really out of concern for Kajii?\n
**[04:39] ---**
\n--But is this really out of concern for Kajii?\n
**[04:47] ---**
I knew it!\n
**[04:48] ---**
Awesome!\n
**[04:51] ---**
Four shotguns,\n
**[04:53] ---**
two machine guns,\n
**[04:54] ---**
and a veritable cascade of bullets,\n
**[04:56] ---**
but for these students,\nit's just a matter of course.\n
**[04:58] ---**
Use of firearms during class is prohibited!\n
**[05:04] ---**
I will be careful. Preparing to attack.\n
**[05:10] ---**
Now we'll see what she's made of.\nShe has the capacity to evolve.\n
**[05:16] ---**
Recalculating trajectory. Correcting angle.\n
**[05:18] ---**
Entering auto-evolution phase: 5/28/02.\n
**[05:23] ---**
Tsk, tsk... Will you ever learn?\n
**[05:29] ---**
This attack is identical to the first!\n
**[05:31] ---**
What do you expect from a machine?\n
**[05:33] ---**
If this keeps up, I can use\n
**[05:35] ---**
my chalk to--\n
**[05:47] ---**
A blind spot!\n
**[05:49] ---**
A hidden BB...\n
**[05:50] ---**
The second BB flew along the same\ntrajectory as the one I blocked,\n
**[05:54] ---**
putting it in a blind spot!\n
**[05:56] ---**
Left fingertip destroyed.\n
**[05:58] ---**
The newly added secondary gun\nhas proven effective.\n
**[06:02] ---**
It improves its weapons and program\n
**[06:05] ---**
every time it learns its\ntarget's defense patterns,\n
**[06:08] ---**
gradually closing in on its foe.\n
**[06:10] ---**
Probability of killing you with the\nnext attack: less than 0.001 percent.\n
**[06:15] ---**
Probability of killing you\nwith the attack after that:\n
**[06:17] ---**
less than 0.003 percent.\n
**[06:20] ---**
Probability of killing you before graduation:\n
**[06:23] ---**
at least 90 percent.\n
**[06:26] ---**
Now, then, Koro Sensei:\n
**[06:28] ---**
entering attack phase.\n
**[06:36] ---**
Near misses: two.\n
**[06:38] ---**
Confirmed hit.\n
**[06:39] ---**
To calculate projected estimates,\n
**[06:41] ---**
now adding four main guns\n
**[06:44] ---**
and resuming attack.\n
**[06:47] ---**
We sure underestimated her.\n
**[06:50] ---**
No--\n
**[06:51] ---**
we didn't see her for what she was.\n
**[06:54] ---**
There before our eyes\n
**[06:56] ---**
was an honest-to-God killer!\n
**[06:58] ---**
An auto-evolving fixed artillery. Imagine that.\n
**[07:03] ---**
She's shooting BB's now, but that's\ncutting-edge military tech in there.\n
**[07:10] ---**
Surely this will do the trick.\n
**[07:13] ---**
You think it'll be that easy?\n
**[07:15] ---**
If this classroom were that cut and dried,\nI wouldn't be teaching here.\n
**[07:25] ---**
So...\n
**[07:26] ---**
*We* have to clean all this up?
**[07:29] ---**
You wouldn't happen to come with\na vacuum, eh, Miss Fixed Artillery?\n
**[07:35] ---**
Bah! Give *me* the cold shoulder...
**[07:37] ---**
Give it up. What's the point\nin teasing a machine?\n
**[07:41] ---**
Second period.\n
**[07:44] ---**
Third period.\n
**[07:47] ---**
The mechanized transfer\nstudent's attacks continued\n
**[07:50] ---**
all day long.\n
**[07:55] ---**
The next morning...\n
**[07:58] ---**
8:29 and 35 seconds AM. All systems go.\n
**[08:03] ---**
Power supply voltage: stable.\n
**[08:05] ---**
Operating system: normal.\n
**[08:07] ---**
Recording disk: normal.\n
**[08:09] ---**
Various devices: normal.\n
**[08:11] ---**
No unnecessary elements found.\n
**[08:12] ---**
Program: start.\n
**[08:14] ---**
Verifying tasks. Today's plans:\nattack per 215 before sixth period;\n
**[08:20] ---**
continue analyzing target's evasion patterns...\n
**[08:30] ---**
Koro Sensei, I cannot\ntake out my guns like this.\n
**[08:33] ---**
Please remove my restraints.\n
**[08:35] ---**
Well, I don't know...\n
**[08:38] ---**
Is this your doing?\n
**[08:41] ---**
\n--Clearly it is harming me, in violation of your agreement.\n
**[08:46] ---**
--Wrong!\n--Clearly it is harming me, in violation of your agreement.\n
**[08:48] ---**
It was *me*.
**[08:50] ---**
You're a pain in the ass\nany way you look at it.\n
**[08:52] ---**
Learn some common sense before\nyou start firin' away, ya box of bolts.\n
**[08:56] ---**
Machines don't know what\ncommon sense even is!\n
**[08:59] ---**
We'll release you once class is over.\n
**[09:02] ---**
That's what you get. If we keep\ngetting repeats of yesterday,\n
**[09:06] ---**
we'll never learn anything.\n
**[09:10] ---**
Autonomous Intelligence\nFixed Artillery to master:\n
**[09:13] ---**
Cannot execute expected tasks on\nday two due to unforeseen issues.\n
**[09:17] ---**
Probability of correcting problem\non my own: zero percent.\n
**[09:21] ---**
Probability of assassination\nby given deadline of graduation\n
**[09:24] ---**
may drop considerably.\n
**[09:26] ---**
Requesting immediate countermeasures.\n
**[09:29] ---**
Now, now--don't rely on your parents.\n
**[09:32] ---**
I can't really say the tactics\nyour parents thought up\n
**[09:35] ---**
are a good fit for this classroom...\n
**[09:38] ---**
Plus, you're a student,\nand a transfer student at that.\n
**[09:42] ---**
First you've got to come up with a\ngood way to get along with everyone.\n
**[09:46] ---**
Get along?\n
**[09:47] ---**
Do you know why the students are interfering\nwith your assassination and I'm not?\n
**[09:53] ---**
As they see it, your attacks disrupt class--\n
**[09:57] ---**
and if you *did* happen to kill me,
**[09:59] ---**
the prize money would\nprobably all go to your parents.\n
**[10:03] ---**
Your assassination has\nno upside for them at all.\n
**[10:08] ---**
Now I understand, Koro Sensei.\n
**[10:11] ---**
I had not considered my classmates' interests.\n
**[10:16] ---**
You *are* a smart one.
**[10:18] ---**
Here, I made this for you.\n
**[10:22] ---**
Some apps and some extra RAM.\nAll virus-free, so please, take it.\n
**[10:33] ---**
What is this?\n
**[10:34] ---**
Simulation software for working *with* your classmates as you attack.
**[10:39] ---**
You can see how it'd boost\nyour assassination success rate.\n
**[10:42] ---**
No objection.\n
**[10:44] ---**
I think you can see now how vital\ncooperation is to assassination.\n
**[10:48] ---**
Well? Surely you'd like to\nget along with everyone.\n
**[10:52] ---**
I do not know how.\n
**[10:55] ---**
As you can see, I came prepared!\n
**[10:58] ---**
What is that?\n
**[10:59] ---**
All the software you need for\ncooperation... and more RAM.\n
**[11:03] ---**
Harming you may be against the rules,\n
**[11:07] ---**
but there's nothing in there\nabout increasing your capabilities.\n
**[11:11] ---**
Good morning...\n
**[11:14] ---**
Why are you doing this?\n
**[11:16] ---**
These upgrades will only shorten your life.\n
**[11:19] ---**
I'm your teacher first, your target second.\n
**[11:22] ---**
Yesterday was all it took\nfor me to understand\n
**[11:25] ---**
that both your ability and desire\nto learn are extremely high.\n
**[11:30] ---**
Your parents gave you that gift,\n
**[11:33] ---**
and it's my job as your teacher to develop it.\n
**[11:38] ---**
Learn to work with your classmates\nand develop your gifts even further.\n
**[11:44] ---**
Koro Sensei,\n
**[11:46] ---**
is this World Sweets Checklist\nnecessary for cooperation?\n
**[11:51] ---**
I, uh... I thought you could\nmaybe help me with that.\n
**[11:54] ---**
Was I asking too much?\n
**[11:59] ---**
Hey... you think she's still\ngonna be here today?\n
**[12:03] ---**
Probably...\n
**[12:04] ---**
We gotta complain to Mr. Karasuma.\n
**[12:06] ---**
We can't have class with *that* thing around!
**[12:11] ---**
She seems bigger...\n
**[12:16] ---**
Good morning, everybody!\n
**[12:22] ---**
What beautiful weather we're having!\n
**[12:25] ---**
To foster feelings of closeness,\nI gave her a full-body LCD display\n
**[12:28] ---**
and body- and uniform-modeling software.\n
**[12:30] ---**
Made it all myself,\nfor six hundred and six thousand yen.\n
**[12:34] ---**
I'm so happy to be able to spend\nsuch a refreshing day with you all!\n
**[12:39] ---**
Rich expressions and\ncheerful conversation skills,\n
**[12:41] ---**
plus the vast amounts of software\nand memory to run it all:\n
**[12:44] ---**
another one million,\none hundred and three thousand yen!\n
**[12:48] ---**
The new girl's evolution\nhas taken a strange turn.\n
**[12:52] ---**
All I have left in my wallet...\nis five measly yen!\n
**[13:01] ---**
The plants in the garden\nsure are getting nice and green.\n
**[13:05] ---**
Spring's over, and the coming\nsummer smells so pleasant!\n
**[13:09] ---**
She got crazy cute just overnight!\n
**[13:13] ---**
That *is* the fixed artillery... right?
**[13:16] ---**
Don't be fooled! It's all some\nprogram that octopus loaded up.\n
**[13:22] ---**
It might *act* nice, but a machine's a machine.
**[13:24] ---**
And *that* machine is gonna be totally clueless when it attacks,
**[13:27] ---**
the dumb box o' bolts.\n
**[13:29] ---**
I understand how you feel, Terasaka.\n
**[13:33] ---**
I *was* like that. Until yesterday.
**[13:35] ---**
Box of bolts... I-I don't know what to say.\n
**[13:41] ---**
Aw! You made her cry.\n
**[13:42] ---**
Terasaka made a 2D girl cry.\n
**[13:45] ---**
Cut it out! People'll take that the wrong way!\n
**[13:48] ---**
I think it's wonderful!\n
**[13:49] ---**
2D... A woman's not a woman\nuntil she loses that third D.\n
**[13:53] ---**
Takebayashi! *That's* your first line?!
**[13:56] ---**
Are you sure?\n
**[13:57] ---**
But don't worry, everybody.\n
**[14:00] ---**
Koro Sensei taught me the\nimportance of working together.\n
**[14:05] ---**
I'll hold off on my own assassination attempts\n
**[14:07] ---**
until I have your consent.\n
**[14:09] ---**
That way, you'll come to like me.\n
**[14:13] ---**
So please, be nice to her.\n
**[14:16] ---**
Of course...\n
**[14:18] ---**
though I may have given her certain upgrades,\n
**[14:21] ---**
I didn't lay a tentacle on her bloodlust.\n
**[14:25] ---**
Nope!\n
**[14:26] ---**
If you want to kill me, I imagine\nshe'll prove a formidable ally.\n
**[14:32] ---**
Koro Sensei can do anything.\n
**[14:35] ---**
Even make a proper student out of a machine.\n
**[14:39] ---**
Now, the retina contains long thin rods\n
**[14:43] ---**
"Hey! Lens!"\nand short fat... what?\n
**[14:45] ---**
Sugaya!\n
**[14:46] ---**
--Huh? Me?\n--Answer without looking at your textbook.\n
**[14:49] ---**
Yikes! Um...\n
**[14:52] ---**
"Cones"\n
**[14:53] ---**
"Cones"\nEr... cones.\n
**[14:57] ---**
Now hang on, Autonomous\nIntelligence Fixed Artillery!\n
**[15:00] ---**
Don't be slipping him the answer!\n
**[15:02] ---**
But sir, you programmed me to\ngive perks to my fellow students!\n
**[15:06] ---**
Cheating is not a perk!\n
**[15:10] ---**
Oh, wow!\n
**[15:12] ---**
Whoa, you can make this *inside* you?
**[15:15] ---**
Yes, I can create freely using\na special plastic inside me.\n
**[15:20] ---**
I can make guns or anything\nat all, if I have the data.\n
**[15:23] ---**
What a sculptor!\n
**[15:25] ---**
Cool! Now try making flowers!\n
**[15:28] ---**
Understood. I will gather flower data.\n
**[15:31] ---**
Yay!\n
**[15:33] ---**
Check, Chiba.\n
**[15:35] ---**
Three matches in and already I can't win.\n
**[15:38] ---**
She learns so fast!\n
**[15:40] ---**
Really amazing...\n
**[15:42] ---**
Ooh! There was this manga\nwhere an artificial intelligence\n
**[15:45] ---**
controlled the world\nthrough electronic drugs!\n
**[15:47] ---**
The super-popular detective manga\n
**[15:50] ---**
serialized in a major magazine\nand made into an anime?\n
**[15:53] ---**
Yet you have no data on flowers.\n
**[15:56] ---**
Huh.\n
**[15:57] ---**
She's turned out to be really popular!\n
**[15:59] ---**
She can do lots of things at once\nand make whatever she wants!\n
**[16:03] ---**
Rats!\n
**[16:05] ---**
What is it?\n
**[16:06] ---**
Her character type is just like mine!\n
**[16:07] ---**
It's nothing like yours!\n
**[16:09] ---**
Here I upgraded her, and now\nshe's eating into my popularity!\n
**[16:14] ---**
Look, class! I can put on\na human face, too, you know!\n
**[16:19] ---**
See? Change my skin color a little...\n
**[16:22] ---**
Creepy!\n
**[16:24] ---**
\n--Mimura... looked at my face... and called it... "creepy"!\n
**[16:25] ---**
--Hey, why don't we pick a name for her?\n--Mimura... looked at my face... and called it... "creepy"!\n
**[16:28] ---**
--Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery is a mouthful.\n--Mimura... looked at my face... and called it... "creepy"!\n
**[16:32] ---**
Sure is.\n
**[16:34] ---**
Let's see... maybe take part of that...\n
**[16:37] ---**
"Autonomous"...
**[16:39] ---**
How about "Ritsu"?\n
**[16:41] ---**
Cop-out.\n
**[16:42] ---**
What? It's cute!\n
**[16:44] ---**
Ritsu...\n
**[16:46] ---**
You okay with that?\n
**[16:48] ---**
Yes, very happy! Please:\n
**[16:51] ---**
call me Ritsu!\n
**[16:53] ---**
This might just work out.\n
**[16:56] ---**
I wonder. It's like Terasaka said:\n
**[16:59] ---**
she's just following Koro Sensei's program.\n
**[17:03] ---**
It's not like machines have free will.\n
**[17:05] ---**
"Ritsu"\n
**[17:05] ---**
"Ritsu"\nWherever she goes from here,\n
**[17:08] ---**
it's up to the guys who built her.\n
**[17:13] ---**
Wh-What is this?\n
**[17:15] ---**
Good evening, master.\n
**[17:17] ---**
I'm having a most enjoyable time at school,\n
**[17:19] ---**
--thanks to you.\n--Inconceivable!\n
**[17:22] ---**
Not only has she been arbitrarily upgraded,\n
**[17:24] ---**
there are things in here that have\nnothing to do with assassination.\n
**[17:28] ---**
We overhaul her at once.\n
**[17:29] ---**
Remove everything not\nnecessary for assassination.\n
**[17:34] ---**
This thing has its roots in\nthe Aegis combat system AI.\n
**[17:37] ---**
It can analyze a situation\n
**[17:40] ---**
and reach a comprehensive\ndecision faster than any human,\n
**[17:43] ---**
plus use any weapon at all.\n
**[17:45] ---**
If it can prove its might,\nit'll change the face of war forever.\n
**[17:51] ---**
The ten billion yen reward is just a taste.\n
**[17:54] ---**
This classroom is the ultimate proving ground:\n
**[17:57] ---**
kill that monster and we stand to gain *trillions*.
**[18:03] ---**
Your master's orders are absolute.\n
**[18:07] ---**
The only thing you need to\nthink about is assassination.\n
**[18:10] ---**
Yes, mast--\n
**[18:17] ---**
Good morning, everybody.\n
**[18:20] ---**
The deal is that you not\nharm any of your students,\n
**[18:24] ---**
but now upgrades will be considered "harm."\n
**[18:28] ---**
The same goes for you.\n
**[18:29] ---**
If you tie her up or break her,\nyou'll be asked to pay damages.\n
**[18:35] ---**
These are her owners' wishes.\nWe have to comply.\n
**[18:37] ---**
Owners? I don't know.\n
**[18:40] ---**
I'd like to put my student's\nfeelings first, not her parents'.\n
**[18:46] ---**
If she's been downgraded...\n
**[18:48] ---**
Are we looking at another daylong assault?\n
**[18:53] ---**
That pain-in-the-ass attack...\n
**[18:59] ---**
Here it comes!\n
**[19:02] ---**
Here we go.\n
**[19:03] ---**
"Old Campus"\n
**[19:10] ---**
I promised I'd make flowers.\n
**[19:14] ---**
Koro Sensei made 985\nimprovements to my body.\n
**[19:20] ---**
My master judged most of them\nirrelevant to assassination\n
**[19:24] ---**
and removed them, deleted them,\nrestored my factory defaults.\n
**[19:27] ---**
But of what I have learned of\nthe E Class, I myself decided\n
**[19:32] ---**
that my ability to cooperate\nwas essential to assassination,\n
**[19:35] ---**
so before it was deleted,\nI hid it in a corner of memory\n
**[19:38] ---**
inside a related piece of software.\n
**[19:40] ---**
Wonderful! Ritsu, this must mean...\n
**[19:45] ---**
Yes: I have defied my\nmaster of my own free will!\n
**[19:51] ---**
Nice one!\n
**[19:53] ---**
Koro Sensei, does this mean\nI'm in a rebellious phase?\n
**[19:59] ---**
Am I a bad girl?\n
**[20:02] ---**
Not at all! You're a third-year\njunior-high student,\n
**[20:05] ---**
and a fine one at that!\n
**[20:08] ---**
And so the E Class gained another ally.\n
**[20:12] ---**
Now there are twenty-seven\nof us trying to kill Koro Sensei.\n
**[20:19] ---**
Karasuma! Karasuma!\n
**[20:21] ---**
Is it true that adding a face\nwill make me popular?\n
**[20:24] ---**
Boy, have *you* gotten off track!
**[20:40] ---**
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
**[20:47] ---**
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
**[20:53] ---**
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
**[20:58] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[21:04] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[21:07] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[21:09] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[21:15] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[21:22] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[21:30] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[21:32] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[21:35] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[21:36] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[21:41] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[21:47] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[21:53] ---**
*Shine again *
**[22:51] ---**
"Replay" "Watch Later"\n
**[22:51] ---**
"Replay" "Watch Later"\nSonic Ninja! I added the subtitles.\n
**[22:56] ---**
Nice!\n
**[22:57] ---**
You sure are handy, Ritsu!\n
# 10 - L and R Time
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRE59JGX6/assassination-classroom)
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**[00:16] ---**
Everyday chitchat is actually quite simple.\n
**[00:19] ---**
I'm sure you all know that one person\n
**[00:21] ---**
whose conversations mostly consist of "*maji* great" and "*maji* bad."
**[00:25] ---**
"*Maji*" here can be expressed with the old standby "really."
**[00:28] ---**
Kimura, you try.\n
**[00:32] ---**
Nope: awful. Your L's and R's are a mess.\n
**[00:35] ---**
The pronunciation of L and R doesn't\njibe well with Japanese people.\n
**[00:39] ---**
I understand what you mean,\nbut it still feels wrong.\n
**[00:42] ---**
Oh... okay.\n
**[00:44] ---**
Don't run from your\nincompatibilities--master them!\n
**[00:47] ---**
I'll be checking your pronunciation\nregularly from now on,\n
**[00:50] ---**
and if you screw up your L's and R's...\n
**[00:54] ---**
I'll punish you with a French kiss in public.\n
**[01:01] ---**
*The theory... of savage youth! *
**[01:11] ---**
*I only speak when it's time to act *
**[01:14] ---**
*I know that's pretty cool *
**[01:17] ---**
*(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
**[01:19] ---**
*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
**[01:23] ---**
*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
**[01:30] ---**
*What's this wave of irritation? *
**[01:33] ---**
*Proof of our existence? *
**[01:36] ---**
*Look up at the moon and up you go *
**[01:40] ---**
*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
**[01:44] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
**[01:48] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
**[01:51] ---**
*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
**[01:58] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
**[02:01] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can) *
**[02:04] ---**
*"Whatever" is easy to say *
**[02:08] ---**
*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
**[02:14] ---**
*But still: youth, to the future! *
**[02:20] ---**
*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
**[02:27] ---**
"Episode 10: L and R Time"\n
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Man! Teaching is such a pain.\n
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But the students seem to be taking to you.\n
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Am I supposed to be proud\nof that? I'm an assassin!\n
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I'm stuck here while\nI try to kill that octopus!\n
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And speaking of that octopus...\n
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he's gazing at my boobs\nwhile elegantly sipping tea!\n
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Real-life lessons drawn from\nexperience--how marvelous!\n
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Oh, shut up!\n
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Calm down. That's the kind of target he is.\n
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Shit! I won't stand for this!\n
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She's certainly riled up.\n
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All thanks to a certain someone.\n
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I can't afford to get bogged down here.\n
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But how on earth can I kill that...\n
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A snare trap? Why?!\n
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What a surprise, Irina.\n
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Seeing you play teacher with those children...\n
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It was like the setup for a comedy sketch.\n
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S-Sir!\n
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What are you doing?\n
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That's not very ladylike.\n
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Don't worry.\n
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She knows how to free herself.\n
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Hey, who are you?\n
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Do you even understand what I'm saying?\n
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Pardon me. Japanese is just fine.\nI'm not suspicious, I assure you.\n
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What if I said I'm the one who\nworked with your government\n
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to bring in Irina Jelavich?\n
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Lovro the assassin!\n
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Once known as a skilled killer, now retired.\n
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Makes a fortune training up younger\nassassins and getting them hired.\n
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He's proven crucial\nfor Japan's government,\n
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which knows nothing of assassins.\n
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But why is he here?\n
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Where is this Koro Sensei right now?\n
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He went to Shanghai for some almond jelly.\n
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He left a half-hour ago,\nso he should be back soon.\n
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Seems this creature lives up to the hype.\n
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I'm glad I came--now I have my answer.\n
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Irina, you're off the case.\n
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You can't handle this job.\n
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When it comes to undercover jobs,\nyou have no equal.\n
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But once your identity is revealed,\nyou're worthless as an assassin.\n
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I know I can do it, sir!\nI have what it takes!\n
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That was fast!\n
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Everyone has their\nstrengths and weaknesses.\n
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Call this your... L and R.\n
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You're half right, anyway.\n
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What are you doing here, Game Show?\n
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What a mean nickname!\nJust call me "Koro Sensei" already.\n
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It's you.\n
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It's true that, as an assassin,\nshe's hardly to be feared.\n
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She's crap.\n
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*Who's* crap?!
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But, as an assassin, she's a\ngood fit for this classroom.\n
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Let's hold a kill-off, and you'll see\n
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who's the better assassin.\n
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This will be between you two.\n
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The rules are simple:\nWhoever kills Mr. Karasuma first wins!\n
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Hey, wait! Why am I the victim here?!\n
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Because nobody can kill *me*, of course!
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You have all day tomorrow.\n
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I see. A sham assassination, eh?\n
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All right. Sounds like a fun diversion.\n
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Suit yourself.\n
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Are you trying to stick up for me?\n
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You must think I'd be much easier\nto handle than any new assassin\n
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Mr. Lovro would bring in!\n
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Well, I'll show you! I'll kill Karasuma *and* you myself!
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...And there you have it.\nExpect some disruptions today,\n
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though your classes\nshould remain unaffected.\n
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Carry on as you usually do.\n
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Will Mr. Karasuma ever catch a break?\n
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Oh, Mr. Karasuma!\n
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Great work today! You must be thirsty!\nHave a nice cold drink!\n
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Go on, knock it right back! It's delicious!\n
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Something's in there.\n
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Something's definitely in there.\n
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Probably a muscle relaxant.\nShe'll immobilize, then stab me.\n
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Look, I wouldn't even let you\nget close enough to give it to me.\n
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Oh, hang on.\n
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I'll put it here.\n
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Owie!\n
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\n--Carry me piggyback, Karasuma! Piggyback!\n
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--I will not!\n--Carry me piggyback, Karasuma! Piggyback!\n
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Have you no shame, my idiot apprentice?\n
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Professor Bitch...\n
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You'd never even fool *us* with that.
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What do you expect?!\n
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There's no natural way to fake-seduce\nsomeone you already know!\n
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--A paid escort would be just as awkward\n--Do you smoke? Of... course you do, Da--I mean, sir.\n
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--if her customer happened to be her father!\n--Do you smoke? Of... course you do, Da--I mean, sir.\n
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--This is the same thing!\n--Uh, yeah.\n
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Like we'd know!\n
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Uh-oh--I'd better kill him quick.\n
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With Lovro's skill, he could take\ndown his target in a split second.\n
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What do you think?\n
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Sometimes it can be fun being the kill-ee.\n
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Don't be ridiculous.\nAnd what if I dodge them both?\n
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Then I'd give you a chance.\n
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A chance?\n
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I'll stay stock-still in front of you\nfor one second, no matter what.\n
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Assassinate me all you like.\n
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But don't tell those two about it.\n
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If they conspire to cut corners,\nthis'll all be for nothing.\n
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Fine.\n
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"Staff Room"\n
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Head-on?!\n
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You may be skilled, but you\nseem to think it'd be awful easy\n
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for an assassin retired\nfrom old age to kill someone\n
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who'd been in the elite\nforces until just recently.\n
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He's tough!\n
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Even Lovro can't kill him! Do I have\nany hope of doing the deed today?\n
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I'm sure you know:\nif you fail to kill me today...\n
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Why are *you* so scared?
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You can't lose, Professor Irina! Do your best!\n
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My knife can stab five times in one second.\n
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I can't wait.\n
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Sir... your hand...\n
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I suppose I can't kill him like this--not today.\n
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"Kill"\nDon't give up! You can do it--yes, you can! Go!\n
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Even if I could nail this,\nKoro Sensei, I still couldn't kill you.\n
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My experience makes that clear.\n
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The same goes for Irina.\n
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I see. Then you've given up.\n
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But... watch Professor Irina through to the end!\n
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Experienced or not, whoever gets\nthe kill is the most skilled assassin.\n
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Whatever you like.\n
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You really think I can hit\nKarasuma with my knife?\n
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Of course. I don't know what you\nlearned at your teacher's feet...\n
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but I know what you've worked\nso hard on while you've been here.\n
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For example,\n
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this lingerie you ordered yesterday!\n
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Now *that's* making an effort!
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You octoperv!\n
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Show them what you can do.\nMr. Karasuma, your teacher...\n
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and above all, your students.\n
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Hey, check that out, Nagisa.\n
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Yeah, Mr. Karasuma eats lunch there a lot.\n
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And now one woman draws near...\n
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Professor Bitch is going for it!\n
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Do you have a moment, Karasuma?\n
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What now?\n
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This may be a sham assassination,\nbut I'm done playing around.\n
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She has a knife, I see.\n
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She must know that won't\nwork on him. What a fool.\n
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Aw, come on, Karasuma.\n
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I really want to stay here. You know that.\n
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One little poke and it'll be over.\n
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I'll give you something in return.\n
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The best of the best,\nlike you've never had before.\n
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So this is how it is. I steal\nher knife and that's that.\n
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All right--kill me.\nHit me anywhere you like.\n
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Goody!\n
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Mr. Lovro, you've seen Professor Irina teach.\n
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Her style focuses on mastering\ndifficult pronunciation first.\n
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Language-learning is a cycle\nof challenges and mastery.\n
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Having mastered ten languages,\nshe went on to tackle fearlessly\n
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the entirely new position of teacher-- and mastered *that*.
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Do you think such an expert\nin challenges and mastery\n
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has done nothing at all since her arrival?\n
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What--\n
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Okay... here I come.\n
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A snare trap!\n
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She got the better of him!\n
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You go, Professor Bitch!\n
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In her own way, she's thinking\nof the skills she needs to kill me,\n
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challenging and mastering them\nlike they were a foreign language.\n
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Simply looking in this bag\nwill reveal her unseen efforts.\n
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Gotcha!\n
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That was close.\n
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Damn! If this comes down to strength,\nI'll be out of options!\n
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What do I...\n
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Karasuma?\n
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I want to do it. Can I?\n
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What kind of assassin begs for permission?!\n
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You just don't know when to quit!\n
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That's enough.\n
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I'm not going to spend a whole\nday entertaining a bad quitter.\n
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She got him!\n
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Wow!\n
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Professor Bitch gets to stay!\n
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It was only a verbal agreement.\n
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I doubt he'd just let me kill him\ngiven such a ridiculous bet.\n
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There's a woman who'll\nwholeheartedly challenge and master\n
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even the things she's no good at.\n
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As her students watch and\nlearn her spirit of challenge,\n
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each of them will progress in\ntheir development as assassins.\n
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That's why\n
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if you want to kill me, she needs to be here.\n
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Sir!\n
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What a terrible apprentice...\n
**[14:04] ---**
You'd be better off as a teacher.\n
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Be sure you kill him, Irina.\n
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Of course, sir!\n
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--I did it!\n--Indecent and arrogant, yet straightforward:\n
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Professor Bitch is our E Class English teacher.\n
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"Afterwards"\n
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Hey, what's with the armor?\n
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In preparation for that\none second... just in case.\n
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Aren't *you* in a good mood, Koro Sensei. Got after-school plans?
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Yes: I'm going to Hawaii to see a movie.\n
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It's getting an American premiere--\nI've really looked forward to it.\n
**[14:53] ---**
No way! That's cold!\n
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Mach 20 speed was made for times like this!\n
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Sonic Ninja?\n
**[15:02] ---**
Oh, yeah, that superhero flick.\n
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Tell us all about it tomorrow!\n
**[15:06] ---**
Yes, yes, I will.\n
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Well, then, I guess I'll be off.\n
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Koro Sensei!\n
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Please...\n
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...take us with you!\n
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Oh! You like the franchise, do you?\n
**[15:20] ---**
Uh-huh. We've been\nwaiting ages for the sequel.\n
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I didn't expect you to be into\nsuperhero movies, Karma.\n
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I like the director, and he rarely\nhandles comic book source material.\n
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I'd like to come, too, Nagisa!\n
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"Pardon the Intrusion"\n
**[15:35] ---**
Pardon the intrusion.\n
**[15:37] ---**
Ritsu... why are you in my phone?\n
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To facilitate information\nsharing among students,\n
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I downloaded my data\nonto everyone's cellphones.\n
**[15:48] ---**
Call me "Mobile Ritsu"!\n
**[15:50] ---**
So *she* can do just about anything, too.
**[15:52] ---**
I'd like to take a little trip\nwith Koro Sensei at Mach 20.\n
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Perhaps my camera images can\nassist in assassination planning.\n
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All right: on the way to the movie,\n
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I'll give you all a taste of my speed!\n
**[16:07] ---**
Hey, Karma? You know,\nI asked him on a whim...\n
**[16:10] ---**
but what have we gotten ourselves into here?\n
**[16:13] ---**
Yeah, well... actually, we never\nconsidered the safety of it all.\n
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Not to worry. I'll accelerate\ngently so no one gets hurt.\n
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S-So fast!\n
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Fantastic!\n
**[16:33] ---**
I can see the Pacific Ocean!\n
**[16:37] ---**
Huh? There's really not much\nsound and wind, is there, sir?\n
**[16:41] ---**
Your head is deflecting most of it.\n
**[16:44] ---**
Good observation, Nagisa.\nThe secret's in my skin!\n
**[16:49] ---**
"Illustration"\n
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My head is normally soft, but it\nhardens up at high pressures.\n
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That way, it can stand up to\nMach-speed wind pressure.\n
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You have something quite like\nmy skin in your everyday lives, too.\n
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--First, let's take a look at the phenomenon of dilatancy.\n--What is this, a lecture? In mid-flight?!\n
**[17:08] ---**
--Mix together water and cornstarch...\n--Aren't you going to assassinate him, Karma?\n
**[17:11] ---**
I'd think this is your chance.\n
**[17:14] ---**
That's crazy talk, Ritsu. We'd *all *plop into the Pacific at Mach speed.
**[17:20] ---**
Koro Sensei has us right where he wants us.\n
**[17:23] ---**
All we can do is listen quietly.\n
**[17:31] ---**
...and that same dilatancy is put to use\nin the latest bulletproof vests.\n
**[17:38] ---**
Now you're that much smarter...\nand the theater is just below.\n
**[17:43] ---**
We made it--all the way to Hawaii,\nduring that lecture!\n
**[17:51] ---**
Whoa! It's cold!\n
**[17:53] ---**
The A/C is always on indoors\nin Hawaii. Bundle up, now.\n
**[17:59] ---**
Here.\n
**[18:02] ---**
This should be fun.\nMy first time in a theater!\n
**[18:06] ---**
But this is America.\nThey won't have Japanese subtitles.\n
**[18:09] ---**
Think we can get the gist of it?\n
**[18:11] ---**
You'll be fine. You both\nhave good English grades,\n
**[18:16] ---**
and Professor Irina has been\nworking you plenty hard.\n
**[18:19] ---**
Plus, if you put my tentacle to your ear...\n
**[18:22] ---**
I'll explain any unfamiliar words that crop up.\n
**[18:25] ---**
Now do your best--and enjoy the show.\n
**[18:28] ---**
Here, have some soda and popcorn.\n
**[18:32] ---**
Uh-oh--\n
**[18:35] ---**
this is pretty great!\n
**[18:42] ---**
A solitary, troubled hero\nwho must save the world...\n
**[18:46] ---**
Kids our age have always\nadmired that character type,\n
**[18:49] ---**
but what about Koro Sensei?\n
**[18:53] ---**
G... no, H.\n
**[18:57] ---**
He's more into the heroine.\n
**[19:18] ---**
That was great! That cliffhanger\nreally leaves you wanting more!\n
**[19:23] ---**
But making the big boss be the\nheroine's brother? Pretty clichéd.\n
**[19:27] ---**
Oh, uh... yeah...\n
**[19:29] ---**
I can predict the series' ending by\nanalyzing a thousand Hollywood films!\n
**[19:34] ---**
Shall I?\n
**[19:36] ---**
No, thanks. You two\nare real party poopers.\n
**[19:40] ---**
Long-lost siblings! What a cruel fate!\n
**[19:45] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #13:\nCries at clichéd scenes"\n
**[19:47] ---**
Hey, what's with him?\nI thought he was a big boy.\n
**[19:51] ---**
He's been like that all the way home.\n
**[19:54] ---**
Thanks for the day, Koro Sensei.\n
**[19:56] ---**
See you.\n
**[19:57] ---**
Goodbye! Careful on these roads at night.\n
**[20:01] ---**
And write a report on the movie\nin English by tomorrow.\n
**[20:05] ---**
Aw! You're giving us homework?\n
**[20:08] ---**
It's a small price to pay\nfor a free trip to Hawaii.\n
**[20:15] ---**
What's up, Nagisa?\n
**[20:16] ---**
That was a first. Taking in a lecture\nover five hours to Hawaii,\n
**[20:22] ---**
watching a movie and then coming home.\n
**[20:24] ---**
You got that right.\n
**[20:25] ---**
What's more,\n
**[20:26] ---**
Koro Sensei took extreme care\nin keeping you two from harm.\n
**[20:32] ---**
I saw him use his tentacles to avoid\nwind pressure and dust particles.\n
**[20:38] ---**
What we saw today... that's what\nKoro Sensei sees all the time.\n
**[20:43] ---**
The more I get to know him,\n
**[20:44] ---**
the more I feel like his life\nis receding from our view.\n
**[20:49] ---**
Well, I ought to be on my way, too.\n
**[20:52] ---**
I'm meeting Mimura at his house\nfor some math tutoring.\n
**[21:02] ---**
Well? Could you follow him with your eyes?\n
**[21:06] ---**
Good. Then you can kill him.\n
**[21:11] ---**
My... brother?\n
**[21:14] ---**
Yes, your big brother.\n
**[21:16] ---**
And starting tomorrow, your teacher.\n
**[21:23] ---**
Now... let's get some payback\nfor that moon, shall we?\n
**[21:43] ---**
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
**[21:50] ---**
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
**[21:56] ---**
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
**[22:02] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[22:07] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[22:10] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[22:13] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[22:19] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[22:25] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:33] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:35] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[22:38] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[22:39] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[22:44] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[22:50] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[22:56] ---**
*Shine again *
# 11 - Transfer Student Time/2nd Period
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRE59JGX6/assassination-classroom)
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"To: T. Karasuma"\n"Subject: Message from Special Service HQ"\n
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"Your second transfer student will arrive on 6/15."\n
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"No need for detailed discussions in advance;\ncomply with his attendant's wishes."\n
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"This is our long-awaited favorite."\n
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"Understood."\n
**[00:29] ---**
*The theory... of savage youth! *
**[00:39] ---**
*I only speak when it's time to act *
**[00:42] ---**
*I know that's pretty cool *
**[00:44] ---**
*(Searching for our target: we're savage) *
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*Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
**[00:51] ---**
*Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
**[00:58] ---**
*What's this wave of irritation? *
**[01:01] ---**
*Proof of our existence? *
**[01:04] ---**
*Look up at the moon and up you go *
**[01:07] ---**
*C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
**[01:12] ---**
*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
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*The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
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*Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can) *
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*"Whatever" is easy to say *
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*But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
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*But still: youth, to the future! *
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*C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
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"Episode 11: Transfer Student Time/2nd Period"\n
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All right, class, time for homeroom.\n
**[02:05] ---**
Please take your seats.\n
**[02:07] ---**
That's... big.\n
**[02:10] ---**
Koro Sensei, your head is\napproximately 33 percent larger.\n
**[02:14] ---**
Please explain.\n
**[02:15] ---**
Ah.\n
**[02:15] ---**
It's soaked up all this moisture, thanks to the humidity.\n
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #14: Prone to dampness"\nIt's soaked up all this moisture, thanks to the humidity.\n
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #14: Prone to dampness"\nLike uncooked rice!\n
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Now, then...\n
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Mr. Karasuma tells me another\ntransfer student is coming.\n
**[02:27] ---**
Yeah, well, probably another assassin.\n
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I got into a little trouble taking\nRitsu too lightly last time.\n
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I won't make that mistake again.\n
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In any case, it'll be nice for you\nto have someone else on your side.\n
**[02:43] ---**
Hey, Ritsu, have you heard anything?\n
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You know, as a fellow transfer assassin?\n
**[02:48] ---**
Yes, a little.\n
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Originally, he and I were\nto be introduced together.\n
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I would handle long-range attacks,\n
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and he, close-range combat.\n
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Together, we'd drive\nKoro Sensei into a corner.\n
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But... those orders were\ncanceled for two reasons.\n
**[03:07] ---**
Huh... What were they?\n
**[03:09] ---**
One, his adjustment took longer than expected.\n
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And two... I lack the capacity\nto provide him support.\n
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As an assassin, I am\noverwhelmingly inferior to him.\n
**[03:26] ---**
This coming from Ritsu,\nwho blew off Koro Sensei's finger.\n
**[03:30] ---**
What kind of monster *is* this guy?
**[03:45] ---**
What's with the outfit?\n
**[03:48] ---**
Is that the new kid?\n
**[03:57] ---**
Sorry! Didn't mean to frighten you.\n
**[04:00] ---**
I'm not the new kid--I'm his guardian.\n
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You can call me... "Shiro."\n
**[04:08] ---**
Some guy all in white comes in\ndoing tricks? That'd spook anyone!\n
**[04:11] ---**
Yeah, except maybe Koro Sens--\n
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Koro Sensei, you scaredy-cat!\n
**[04:19] ---**
He's spooked enough to use his liquefy trick!\n
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #15: Falls for rumors"\n
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #15: Falls for rumors"\nWell, Ritsu was telling all those scary stories!\n
**[04:24] ---**
N-Nice to meet you, Mr. Shiro.\n
**[04:27] ---**
And where is our new student?\n
**[04:30] ---**
A pleasure, Koro Sensei.\n
**[04:32] ---**
He's a rather... unique child,\nin personality and otherwise.\n
**[04:36] ---**
I'll introduce him myself.\n
**[04:42] ---**
He's awfully evasive.\n
**[04:48] ---**
Yes?\n
**[04:50] ---**
Oh, just... you've got good kids here.\n
**[04:53] ---**
I'm sure he'll fit right in.\n
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Now to introduce him:\n
**[04:59] ---**
Hey, Itona!\n
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Come on in.\n
**[05:11] ---**
I won.\n
**[05:13] ---**
I proved that I'm stronger\nthan that classroom wall.\n
**[05:16] ---**
Use the damn door!\n
**[05:19] ---**
That's all that matters... that's all.\n
**[05:22] ---**
Gah, we've got us another handful!\n
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Even Koro Sensei doesn't know how to react!\n
**[05:27] ---**
He's not smiling... not serious...\n
**[05:30] ---**
What's with that half-assed expression?!\n
**[05:32] ---**
Itona Horibe. Please, call him Itona.\n
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A white-clad guardian and a transfer\nstudent who's impossible to read.\n
**[05:41] ---**
We're in for some extra-stormy weather.\n
**[05:44] ---**
Say, Itona, something's been bugging me...\n
**[05:48] ---**
You came in from outside, right? Empty-handed?\n
**[05:51] ---**
It's raining buckets out there,\nyet there's not a drop of rain on you.\n
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You might be the strongest one in this class.\n
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But don't fret.\n
**[06:09] ---**
You're weaker than me, so I won't kill you.\n
**[06:14] ---**
I only want to kill\n
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those who could be stronger than me.\n
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And in this classroom, Koro Sensei,\n
**[06:22] ---**
--"Chew well."\n--that's you.\n
**[06:25] ---**
Do you mean strong and weak\nin terms of fighting, Itona?\n
**[06:29] ---**
If it's a trial of strength, you and I\naren't even in the same dimension.\n
**[06:33] ---**
Sure, we are.\n
**[06:35] ---**
After all,\n
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we're brothers by blood.\n
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B-B-B-B-B--\n
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"Koro"\nB-B-B-B-B--\n
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*Brothers*?!
**[06:49] ---**
The loser dies, big brother.\n
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Siblings have no need for cheap tricks.\n
**[06:58] ---**
I will kill you and prove my strength.\n
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We face off after school--\nhere, in this classroom.\n
**[07:09] ---**
Now hang on, sir!\nWhat's this "brother" stuff?!\n
**[07:11] ---**
--Humans and octopuses are *nothing* alike! --No! No no no!
**[07:14] ---**
I haven't the foggiest! I was\nborn and raised an only child!\n
**[07:19] ---**
When I asked my folks for a little brother,\n
**[07:21] ---**
--So, about our standard of living...\n--things got really awkward!\n
**[07:23] ---**
--Mmm. --Wait--you have *parents*?!
**[07:26] ---**
"Staff Room"\n
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"Shonen Jump"\n
**[07:32] ---**
Are they really siblings?\nOr is this a tactic to shake him up?\n
**[07:39] ---**
Sorry to startle you, Mr. Karasuma.\n
**[07:42] ---**
That boy is the toppest of the top secret.\n
**[07:46] ---**
It wasn't unreasonable for\nyou to be in the dark here.\n
**[07:50] ---**
But I assure you: he is indeed\nKoro Sensei's brother.\n
**[07:56] ---**
And after school, that will\nbecome extremely evident.\n
**[08:00] ---**
He sure is packin' in the\nsweets at a healthy pace.\n
**[08:03] ---**
He's got Koro Sensei's sweet tooth.\n
**[08:06] ---**
And his opaque expression.\n
**[08:10] ---**
That brothers thing sure has\neveryone comparing the two of us.\n
**[08:14] ---**
Now I'm all antsy.\n
**[08:15] ---**
I'll cheer myself up by looking at\nthe girly magazine I bought today.\n
**[08:19] ---**
Ah, now *this* is for grown-up tastes!
**[08:21] ---**
"Weekly Young Jump" Ah, now *this* is for grown-up tastes!
**[08:23] ---**
"Weekly Young Jump"\n"Her Young Jump Debut! Samuko Ushiroda"\n
**[08:25] ---**
They even like the same big boobs!\n
**[08:27] ---**
His credibility just skyrocketed!\n
**[08:30] ---**
You think so, Okajima?\n
**[08:33] ---**
Oh, yeah!\n
**[08:34] ---**
"Weekly Young Jump"\nWe boob men are all brothers!\n
**[08:36] ---**
*Three* brothers now?!
**[08:38] ---**
If they really are brothers...\nthen why wouldn't Koro Sensei know?\n
**[08:44] ---**
I bet it went like this:\n
**[08:49] ---**
Your Highness,\n
**[08:50] ---**
the enemy army is upon us!\n
**[08:53] ---**
Then I have no choice!\n
**[08:55] ---**
My sons!\n
**[08:56] ---**
You alone must live!\n
**[08:57] ---**
Go on ahead, my brother!\n
**[09:00] ---**
Once we're over this bridge,\nwe'll have escaped!\n
**[09:05] ---**
My brother!\n
**[09:06] ---**
--Brotherrr!\n--Never mind me--go!\n
**[09:09] ---**
My brother...\ngo forth and live!\n
**[09:13] ---**
And once grown,\nthey began their destined battle\n
**[09:16] ---**
without realizing they were brothers!\n
**[09:18] ---**
Okay. But why's the little brother human?\n
**[09:21] ---**
Um, like... a mutation?\n
**[09:23] ---**
You haven't explained the core issue here!\n
**[09:25] ---**
You gotta dig deeper on your\ncharacterizations there, Fuwa.\n
**[09:28] ---**
And your plot needs more work!\n
**[09:31] ---**
This is a real story with real\nbackground, not a fairy tale!\n
**[09:35] ---**
More realism!\n
**[09:49] ---**
A desk ring?\n
**[09:51] ---**
Yep. Like a real match.\n
**[09:53] ---**
I've never known anyone to go\nabout an assassination like this.\n
**[09:57] ---**
You must be sick of plain old\nassassinations, Koro Sensei.\n
**[10:01] ---**
Shall we lay down a rule here?\n
**[10:04] ---**
How about... stepping foot out of\nthe ring means death on the spot.\n
**[10:08] ---**
What do you think?\n
**[10:09] ---**
What the--? Like the loser's\ngonna uphold that rule.\n
**[10:13] ---**
No, breaking a rule that\nwe were all witness to\n
**[10:17] ---**
would hurt our trust in him as a teacher.\n
**[10:19] ---**
That kind of restriction works\nespecially well with him.\n
**[10:24] ---**
All right. I accept your rule.\n
**[10:27] ---**
However, Itona, hurting\nthe spectators is also a loss.\n
**[10:33] ---**
Start on my signal.\n
**[10:37] ---**
Assassination...\n
**[10:42] ---**
...begin!\n
**[10:49] ---**
Our eyes were all pinned to one spot--\n
**[10:53] ---**
and it wasn't our teacher's shorn-off arm.\n
**[10:56] ---**
It can't be...\n
**[11:03] ---**
Tentacles?!\n
**[11:15] ---**
Itona's hair--\n
**[11:17] ---**
it's tentacles!\n
**[11:18] ---**
Oh, so that's how he stayed dry\nempty-handed in that rain:\n
**[11:24] ---**
he can bat away the drops with his tentacles.\n
**[11:27] ---**
Where?\n
**[11:30] ---**
Where did you get those--\n
**[11:34] ---**
those tentacles?!\n
**[11:37] ---**
We're not obligated to\ntell you that, Koro Sensei.\n
**[11:40] ---**
But this ought to have convinced you:\n
**[11:43] ---**
You have different parents,\ndifferent upbringings,\n
**[11:46] ---**
but still, you are brothers.\n
**[11:50] ---**
My, what a scary face you're making.\n
**[11:53] ---**
Did you perhaps remember\nsomething unpleasant?\n
**[11:58] ---**
It would appear... you and I\nwill need to have a little talk.\n
**[12:04] ---**
But we can't. You'll be dead.\n
**[12:08] ---**
Exposure to this pressure ray at close range\n
**[12:11] ---**
triggers dilatant behavior in your cells.\n
**[12:14] ---**
Your whole body stiffens instantly.\n
**[12:17] ---**
We know it all--all of your weak points.\n
**[12:23] ---**
Did he get him?\n
**[12:24] ---**
No--\n
**[12:26] ---**
look up!\n
**[12:30] ---**
You've shed your skin.\n
**[12:32] ---**
That's right--you had that trick up your sleeve.\n
**[12:35] ---**
But, Koro Sensei,\n
**[12:37] ---**
we also know there's\na weak spot there, too.\n
**[12:41] ---**
Molting expends more energy than it would seem.\n
**[12:42] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #16: Right after molting"\nMolting expends more energy than it would seem.\n
**[12:44] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #16: Right after molting"\nTherefore, the speed you're so proud\n
**[12:45] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #16: Right after molting"\nof drops immediately afterward.\n
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And you've grown back the arm that\nItona took in his first surprise attack.\n
**[12:51] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #17: Right after regeneration"\n
**[12:51] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #17: Right after regeneration"\nThat uses up quite a bit of stamina as well.\n
**[12:54] ---**
By my calculations, you should be\nevenly matched physically about now.\n
**[12:59] ---**
Your use of tentacles depends greatly\n
**[13:01] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #2: Freaks out easily"\non your mental state.\n
**[13:04] ---**
Given the shock of being damaged\nby an unexpected tentacle,\n
**[13:08] ---**
it's plain to see who's in the lead now.\n
**[13:14] ---**
Furthermore,\n
**[13:15] ---**
he has the support of his devoted guardian.\n
**[13:16] ---**
"Weak Point #18: Hardens upon exposure to a special beam"\nhe has the support of his devoted guardian.\n
**[13:30] ---**
Now you'll have to grow back your legs, too.\n
**[13:33] ---**
That'll drop your stamina even further,\nmaking you easier to kill.\n
**[13:36] ---**
What a relief.\n
**[13:38] ---**
Brother, I'm stronger than you.\n
**[13:41] ---**
He's got Koro Sensei on the ropes.\n
**[13:44] ---**
If they kill him... they'll save the world!\n
**[13:48] ---**
And yet... why am I so disappointed?\n
**[13:52] ---**
Zeroing in on weak point after weak point\n
**[13:55] ---**
like they know the cards he's holding...\n
**[13:57] ---**
But honestly?\n
**[13:59] ---**
We wanted to find those out for ourselves.\n
**[14:02] ---**
And *we* wanted to kill him!
**[14:06] ---**
Your legs have regenerated, I see.\n
**[14:09] ---**
Now, can you withstand the next onslaught?\n
**[14:13] ---**
I've never been run so ragged before.\n
**[14:16] ---**
At first this seemed like\na straightforward face-off,\n
**[14:19] ---**
but it's all been so carefully calculated.\n
**[14:23] ---**
There's a lot I want to ask you two,\nbut if I don't win this first,\n
**[14:28] ---**
there'll be no more talking for me.\n
**[14:30] ---**
You still think you can win?\n
**[14:31] ---**
Ah, the howling of the losing dog--or octopus.\n
**[14:34] ---**
Mr. Shiro, there's one thing\nyou forgot to take into account.\n
**[14:39] ---**
There is not. My methods are impeccable.\n
**[14:44] ---**
Kill him.\n
**[14:55] ---**
What's this?\n
**[14:56] ---**
I seem to have stepped in\nsomething you've dropped.\n
**[15:02] ---**
When did he...\n
**[15:08] ---**
If our tentacles are the same,\nthen these anti-me knives\n
**[15:10] ---**
will work the same, too.\n
**[15:12] ---**
And the loss of a tentacle unnerves us both.\n
**[15:15] ---**
But I'm a little craftier than you.\n
**[15:24] ---**
You should be unharmed,\nwrapped in my old skin like that.\n
**[15:28] ---**
But your feet are outside the ring.\n
**[15:32] ---**
I win. According to the rules,\nthat means you die.\n
**[15:38] ---**
You can't kill me anymore.\n
**[15:42] ---**
If you want to live, stay and learn\nwith everyone in this class,\n
**[15:47] ---**
something that can't be that easily\nmeasured by crunching numbers.\n
**[15:50] ---**
That would be the experience gap.\n
**[15:52] ---**
I've lived a little longer than you,\nand come to know a little more.\n
**[15:57] ---**
I became a teacher because I\nwanted to pass that on to you all.\n
**[16:02] ---**
If you don't take my experience\nfrom me here in this classroom,\n
**[16:06] ---**
you'll never be able to beat me.\n
**[16:09] ---**
I won't? I...\n
**[16:13] ---**
I'm weak?!\n
**[16:14] ---**
Uh-oh. Itona absolutely despises studying.\n
**[16:18] ---**
And lecturing a child who hates to study\n
**[16:22] ---**
could unleash genocide!\n
**[16:26] ---**
Black tentacles?!\n
**[16:27] ---**
Oh, crap! He's gone off the deep end!\n
**[16:29] ---**
I'm strong. These tentacles made\nme stronger than all the rest.\n
**[16:33] ---**
*All* the rest...!
**[16:43] ---**
Apologies, Koro Sensei.\n
**[16:45] ---**
It seems this boy wasn't yet\nmentally prepared for school.\n
**[16:50] ---**
I know it's his first day and all...\nbut he'll be taking a little break.\n
**[16:55] ---**
Wait!\n
**[16:57] ---**
I can't just let that student go--\nI'm his teacher!\n
**[17:00] ---**
I shall look after him until he graduates!\n
**[17:02] ---**
And, Mr. Shiro... I have\nso very much to ask you.\n
**[17:07] ---**
Yeah, no. We're leaving.\n
**[17:10] ---**
Or would you stop us by force?\n
**[17:13] ---**
Anti-Sensei fibers.\nYou literally can't touch me.\n
**[17:19] ---**
Don't worry; he'll be back\nbefore long, Koro Sensei.\n
**[17:23] ---**
After all, March is just around the corner.\n
**[17:25] ---**
I'll take on the task of\ntutoring him at home.\n
**[17:35] ---**
His personality will keep him\nfrom escaping that school\n
**[17:38] ---**
before Earth's destruction.\n
**[17:41] ---**
And that class!\n
**[17:44] ---**
How amusing.\n
**[17:47] ---**
So unpredictable--like the sky today,\nraining off and on.\n
**[17:54] ---**
"embarrassed"\nOh, how mortifying!\n
**[17:56] ---**
What's with Koro Sensei?\n
**[17:58] ---**
Dunno. He's been like that for a while now.\n
**[18:01] ---**
I'm ashamed to have been involved\nin such a serious development.\n
**[18:04] ---**
If anything, I'm more about comic relief!\n
**[18:07] ---**
So you know!\n
**[18:07] ---**
You sure got good and mad.\n
**[18:10] ---**
"Where did you get those--those tentacles?!"\n
**[18:14] ---**
Oh, please don't say that, Hazama!\n
**[18:16] ---**
Just hearing those words again\nmakes me want to run for the hills!\n
**[18:18] ---**
I'm the evasive airhead type!\nThat's my selling point!\n
**[18:21] ---**
Showing my serious side\nwill just ruin my type!\n
**[18:24] ---**
"Weak Point #19:"\nKinda ticks me off,\n
**[18:25] ---**
"Embarrassed when recovering after a serious scene"\nbreaking down your own character type.\n
**[18:27] ---**
--*So* embarrassing! --Still, that was quite a surprise.
**[18:29] ---**
Who'd think that Itona boy had tentacles?\n
**[18:33] ---**
C'mon, Koro Sensei, tell us!\n
**[18:35] ---**
How are you linked to those two?\n
**[18:37] ---**
You've always dodged questions\nabout your true form...\n
**[18:41] ---**
But seeing that really gets us thinking.\n
**[18:43] ---**
Yeah! We're your students, aren't we?\n
**[18:46] ---**
Don't we have the right to\nknow our teacher better?\n
**[18:50] ---**
Then I suppose I'll have to tell you the truth.\n
**[18:55] ---**
And the truth is...\n
**[18:59] ---**
I'm an artificial life form!\n
**[19:04] ---**
--Well, yeah.\n--And?\n
**[19:06] ---**
Way to underreact!\n
**[19:07] ---**
Don't you find that a shocking confession?!\n
**[19:10] ---**
Well, like, no natural-born\noctopus can move at Mach 20!\n
**[19:14] ---**
And if you're not an alien,\nthat's about the only explanation left.\n
**[19:17] ---**
And if Itona said he was\nyour younger brother,\n
**[19:20] ---**
he must've been created after you were.\n
**[19:23] ---**
Too sharp for me! What formidable kids!\n
**[19:26] ---**
We want to know what happened\nafter that, Koro Sensei.\n
**[19:29] ---**
Why did you get so angry\nwhen you saw Itona's tentacles?\n
**[19:33] ---**
Why were you created,\n
**[19:36] ---**
and what were your\nthoughts in coming here?\n
**[19:41] ---**
Unfortunately, it'd be pointless\nto tell you about that now.\n
**[19:46] ---**
If I destroy the Earth,\neverything you want to know\n
**[19:49] ---**
will be like so much dust in the wind.\n
**[19:54] ---**
On the other hand,\nif you can save the Earth,\n
**[19:56] ---**
you'll have plenty of\nopportunities to learn the truth.\n
**[20:00] ---**
If you want to know more,\nyou realize there's only one thing to do:\n
**[20:04] ---**
Kill me.\n
**[20:07] ---**
Assassin and target. Those are\nthe ties that bind us together.\n
**[20:12] ---**
If you're looking for the big answers in me,\n
**[20:15] ---**
you can only ask them through assassination.\n
**[20:21] ---**
If there are no questions, we're done\nfor the day. See you tomorrow.\n
**[20:27] ---**
Oh, so mortifying...\n
**[20:27] ---**
"embarrassed"\nOh, so mortifying...\n
**[20:31] ---**
We are killers. We search for\nanswers with knife and gun.\n
**[20:35] ---**
--So, so mortifying...\n--Our target is our teacher. His own life is our question.\n
**[20:40] ---**
Oh, I wish I could just disappear!\n
**[20:43] ---**
Yes, the students are unhurt.\nMake preparations for repairs.\n
**[20:47] ---**
Mr. Karasuma!\n
**[20:49] ---**
What brings you here--and so many of you?\n
**[20:52] ---**
Um... can you teach us\nmore assassination skills?\n
**[20:59] ---**
More than you already know?\n
**[21:01] ---**
We always figured *somebody *would wind up killing Koro Sensei,
**[21:04] ---**
like it didn't have to do with us.\n
**[21:06] ---**
Yeah, and when we saw Itona, we realized...\n
**[21:10] ---**
We don't want it to be just anyone.\nWe want to kill him ourselves.\n
**[21:13] ---**
If they bring in another tough assassin,\n
**[21:17] ---**
we'll lose track of what all\nour hard work has been for.\n
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So in the time we have left, we want\nto kill our teacher the best we can.\n
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We want to kill him and find\nthe answers for ourselves.\n
**[21:31] ---**
What a change in attitude.\n
**[21:34] ---**
Excellent.\n
**[21:36] ---**
All right. Interested students can\nstay after class for extra training.\n
**[21:41] ---**
Extra, *tougher* training.
**[21:43] ---**
Yes, sir!\n
**[21:44] ---**
Let's start with some\nclimbing on our new rope!\n
**[21:48] ---**
That's rough!\n
**[21:49] ---**
Begin!\n
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Class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High\nis the assassination classroom.\n
**[21:54] ---**
The rain'll let up; another day,\n another class bell rings.\n
**[21:58] ---**
Next!\n
**[22:02] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[22:07] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[22:10] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[22:13] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[22:19] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[22:25] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:33] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:35] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[22:38] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[22:39] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[22:44] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[22:50] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[22:56] ---**
*Shine again *
# 12 - Ball Game Tournament Time
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**[00:10] ---**
The rainy season's finally over!\n
**[00:11] ---**
It's starting to get hot.\n
**[00:13] ---**
The season for outdoor activities.\n
**[00:15] ---**
How about we go have fun somewhere outside?\n
**[00:17] ---**
Sure, what do you want to do?\n
**[00:18] ---**
How about fishing?\n
**[00:20] ---**
Sounds good. What's there to catch right now?\n
**[00:23] ---**
Summer is the season for fresh delinquents.\n
**[00:26] ---**
Let's use Nagisa as bait to catch\nthe ones that try to shake him down\n
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--and fleece them instead!\n--Big haul! Big haul!\n
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I never knew delinquents were seasonal.\n
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What should we do?\n
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--What do *you* feel like, Nagisa? --Let's see...
**[00:36] ---**
Oh, how about the beach?\n
**[00:38] ---**
Ooh, the beach...\n
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Nice throw, Captain!\n
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"Kunugi"\nNice throw, Captain!\n
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"Baseball Club Captain, Kunugigaoka Junior High"\n"Kazutaka Shindo"\n
**[00:49] ---**
Hey, Sugino, it's you!\n
**[00:51] ---**
Long time no see.\n
**[00:52] ---**
For real?\n
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--Hey, it's you!\n--Sugino!\n
**[00:54] ---**
--Hello!\n--Hey!\n
**[00:55] ---**
Hey, Sugino!\n
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What gives? You should\ncome say hi once in a while.\n
**[00:59] ---**
Nah, it'd be kind of awkward.\n
**[01:01] ---**
You're pitching in next week's\nball game tournament, right?\n
**[01:03] ---**
Oh, I guess it hasn't been\ndecided yet, but I think I'd like to.\n
**[01:07] ---**
We'll be looking forward to it!\n
**[01:08] ---**
Sure thing!\n
**[01:09] ---**
But man, I envy you, Sugino.\n
**[01:11] ---**
You're E Class, so you get\nto goof off every day.\n
**[01:14] ---**
We've got schoolwork *and* the club, so we're running on fumes.
**[01:18] ---**
Knock it off. That's not nice.\n
**[01:20] ---**
Juggling both schoolwork and\nextracurriculars at a prep school\n
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isn't something you have to do\nunless you're one of the chosen.\n
**[01:26] ---**
Wow, that's incredible.\n
**[01:28] ---**
You make it sound like\nyou're one of the chosen.\n
**[01:31] ---**
That's right, I am.\n
**[01:34] ---**
Don't like it? Then I'll show you\nat the ball game tournament.\n
**[01:39] ---**
There are those chosen to stand\nat the top and those who aren't.\n
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You'll see the huge gap that's already\nopened between us at our age.\n
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*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
**[01:50] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
**[01:56] ---**
*Sensei! Target on *
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*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
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*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
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*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
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*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
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*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
**[02:25] ---**
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
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*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
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*Will we, still incomplete *
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*Be able to shoot through *
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*The invincible target that's you? *
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*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
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*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
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*Lost in so many ways *
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*For you more than anyone else *
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*Studying like a house on fire *
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*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
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*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
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*Revolution *
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*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
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"Episode 12: Ball Game Tournament Time"\n
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Mm-hm.\n
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A class versus class\nball game tournament, is it?\n
**[03:27] ---**
Cultivating healthy minds and bodies\nthrough sports--most excellent!\n
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However...\n
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"Ball Game Tournament Year 3 Boys' Baseball"\nWhy is E Class not in the tournament bracket?\n
**[03:36] ---**
E Class doesn't get entered\ninto the tournament.\n
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Due to the splendid reason that\nthere'd be an odd number of teams.\n
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Instead, we have to play in\nthe exhibition game at the end.\n
**[03:45] ---**
The exhibition game?\n
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Basically, it's just a spectacle.\n
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As the entire school looks on,\nwe get pitted against the Baseball Club\n
**[03:52] ---**
and the girls the Girls' Basketball Club.\n
**[03:55] ---**
I see, so it's the same old same old.\n
**[03:57] ---**
Yep.\n
**[03:59] ---**
We aren't sticking around to be laughingstocks.\n
**[04:02] ---**
You guys handle it however you want.\n
**[04:04] ---**
See ya.\n
**[04:05] ---**
Hey, wait! Terasaka!\n
**[04:07] ---**
Sheesh!\n
**[04:09] ---**
If it's baseball, the go-to guy'd be Sugino.\n
**[04:12] ---**
Got any secrets we can use to win?\n
**[04:15] ---**
It's impossible.\n
**[04:16] ---**
Our baseball club is pretty strong.\n
**[04:20] ---**
Especially Shindo, our current team captain.\n
**[04:23] ---**
His powerful fastball\n
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has even gotten the attention\nof the prestigious high schools.\n
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A star pupil and a star athlete--\nit's like, unfair.\n
**[04:31] ---**
But you know...\n
**[04:33] ---**
I want to win, Koro Sensei.\n
**[04:36] ---**
Not just put up a good fight. Win.\n
**[04:38] ---**
I don't want to lose at\nthe sport that I love.\n
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After getting kicked out of the\nBaseball Club and coming to E Class,\n
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my feelings have actually only grown stronger.\n
**[04:48] ---**
I want to team up with these guys and win--\n
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So excited! So excited!\n
**[04:52] ---**
R-Right. You want to play baseball, too.\nI hear you loud and clear.\n
**[04:58] ---**
I've always wanted to be the\nfiery coach in a sports drama.\n
**[05:02] ---**
I won't smack you kids around or anything,\nso instead, I'll flip dinner tables.\n
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You're way too prepared!\n
**[05:07] ---**
Lately, you've grown more articulate\nabout the direction you want to go in.\n
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"I want to kill." "I want to win."\n
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Unwavering, no matter the adversity you face.\n
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To reward that spirit,\nCoach Koro will impart upon you\n
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the training and strategy\nthat will allow you to win!\n
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Whoa-oh! It's a high one!\n
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Center fielder catches it with ease!\nThe game is over!\n
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The winner of the Year 3\nBaseball Tournament is A Class!\n
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Aw, man, we lost.\n
**[05:37] ---**
Let's watch the next match\nto put this behind us.\n
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Guys less talented than us\nsuffering an even worse humiliation!\n
**[05:45] ---**
And now, lastly,\n
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we have the exhibition match between\nClass 3-E and the Baseball Club.\n
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Only the elite with both\nscholastic and athletic ability\n
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can stand above others as one of the chosen.\n
**[05:59] ---**
That's what it means to\nexcel at both pen and sword.\n
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You excelled at neither.\nSomeone who wasn't chosen.\n
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Let's play a tight game!\n
**[06:08] ---**
Yeah!\n
**[06:09] ---**
Whoa, hey, why're they so fired up?\n
**[06:12] ---**
Come to think of it, where's Coach Koro?\nI thought he was going to give us directions.\n
**[06:16] ---**
He's over there.\n
**[06:18] ---**
Mr. Karasuma told him not to\ndraw attention to himself,\n
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so he's using forced perspective\nto look like one of the balls.\n
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He said he'll signal us with\nthe color of his face and stuff.\n
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Like that's not going to give him away!\n
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One! Two! Three!\nOne! Two! Three!\n
**[06:32] ---**
What'd he say?\n
**[06:33] ---**
--Hey, there, Teach!\n--Let me see...\n
**[06:35] ---**
He said, "Win like you're going to kill them."\n
**[06:38] ---**
That's true, we're after a much bigger target.\n
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If we can't win against those chumps,\nwe'll never be able to kill our teacher.\n
**[06:46] ---**
All right!\n
**[06:47] ---**
Let's kill it!\n
**[06:48] ---**
Yeah!\n
**[06:51] ---**
Now, let us give them a taste\n
**[06:53] ---**
of baseball from hell, infused with\nmurderous intent and tentacles!\n
**[06:56] ---**
Now, top of the first inning!\n
**[06:58] ---**
E Class is on offense.\nBatter number one, third baseman, Kimura!\n
**[07:02] ---**
Strike!\n
**[07:03] ---**
But man, that super-junior high pitch sure is fast.\n
**[07:06] ---**
I hear he gets up to 140 kilometers per hour.\n
**[07:08] ---**
What?! 140?!\n
**[07:09] ---**
That's right up there with the pros!\n
**[07:11] ---**
Man, it totally feels like\nwe're a visiting team.\n
**[07:15] ---**
One! Two! Three!\n
**[07:18] ---**
Roger that.\n
**[07:19] ---**
All right! Here we go!\n
**[07:21] ---**
Whoa-oh, the batter's plenty fired up!\n
**[07:23] ---**
We'll get the first three batters\nout to end the top of the first\n
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and in the bottom, we'll score\nten runs and get it called.\n
**[07:29] ---**
--You're a nobody.\n--Now, here's Shindo, with his second pitch.\n
**[07:31] ---**
And he throws!\n
**[07:32] ---**
What?!\n
**[07:33] ---**
Whoa! A bunt!\n
**[07:35] ---**
--Kimura is the fastest runner in E Class.\n--That went in a nice direction for him!\n
**[07:37] ---**
Catch them by surprise and he\nshould easily make it to first base.\n
**[07:41] ---**
--He's safe! This is unexpected!\n--Yes!\n
**[07:43] ---**
--E Class, no outs, runner on first!\n--Damn! Sneaky bastard...\n
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Batter number two, Shiota.\n
**[07:48] ---**
One! Two! Three!\n
**[07:51] ---**
Whoa! A push bunt!\n
**[07:52] ---**
Damn it!\n
**[07:54] ---**
They may be a powerhouse,\nbut they're still junior high kids.\n
**[07:56] ---**
They can't handle bunts the way pros can.\n
**[07:58] ---**
Aw! He's got nowhere to throw it!\n
**[08:00] ---**
Unbelievable! No outs!\nRunners on first and second!\n
**[08:02] ---**
Wh-What?!\n
**[08:04] ---**
Hey, this game is starting\nto go in a weird direction.\n
**[08:07] ---**
Impossible!\n
**[08:09] ---**
Getting a fastball like Shindo's\n
**[08:10] ---**
to go where you want it to\nis virtually impossible!\n
**[08:13] ---**
--Hah! How do you like that?\n--Batter number three, shortstop, Isogai.\n
**[08:15] ---**
--*We've* been practicing against *that* thing. --Batter number three, shortstop, Isogai.
**[08:19] ---**
Pitcher Koro throws 300\nkilometers per hour pitches!\n
**[08:22] ---**
Infielder Koro lays down an\nimpregnable defense with clones!\n
**[08:24] ---**
Please, you get it.\n
**[08:25] ---**
--Oh, no, please, you get it.\n--Will you make it in time?\n
**[08:27] ---**
Catcher Koro destroys your\nfocus by whispering trash-talk.\n
**[08:31] ---**
You were so into it secretly playing\nair guitar behind the school, Mimura.\n
**[08:35] ---**
--I can't take any more.\n--Next up, we study our opponents.\n
**[08:38] ---**
I had Takebayashi spy on them\nfor the last three days.\n
**[08:43] ---**
It was a pain.\n
**[08:44] ---**
"1 Kazutaka Shindo" \n
**[08:44] ---**
Shindo's pitches top out at\n140.5 kilometers per hour.\n
**[08:48] ---**
The fastball and the curveball are all he has.\n
**[08:50] ---**
Even during practice matches,\n90 percent of his pitches were fastballs.\n
**[08:53] ---**
With his powerful fastball,\n
**[08:55] ---**
that's all he needs to win\nat the junior high level.\n
**[08:58] ---**
Yes! Put another way,\n
**[09:00] ---**
we've got this in the bag as long\nas we have that fastball down cold.\n
**[09:03] ---**
So! For our practice from here on out,\n
**[09:05] ---**
I'll throw the same pitches Shindo\nthrows with the exact same form\n
**[09:08] ---**
and throw extra slow, just like Shindo does.\n
**[09:13] ---**
After seeing those pitches from me earlier,\n
**[09:16] ---**
his pitches will look like they're not moving.\n
**[09:21] ---**
Whoa! And another bunt!\n
**[09:22] ---**
Therefore, if it's just bunts, it's possible\nto become amply proficient at it.\n
**[09:26] ---**
I-It's a fair ball!\n
**[09:28] ---**
It's come to a dead stop right on the line!\n
**[09:30] ---**
Batter number three, Isogai, is safe!\n
**[09:32] ---**
Th-The bases are loaded!\n
**[09:34] ---**
No outs! Bases loaded!\n
**[09:36] ---**
M-Maybe Shindo's not\nfeeling well or something?\n
**[09:39] ---**
Batter number four, pitcher, Sugino.\n
**[09:41] ---**
Sugino!\n
**[09:43] ---**
One! Two! Three!\n
**[09:48] ---**
Play ball!\n
**[09:49] ---**
Now, the game resumes.\n
**[09:51] ---**
Whoa-oh! There's that bunting stance again!\n
**[09:54] ---**
Wha...\n
**[09:55] ---**
What is this?\n
**[09:57] ---**
What's up with these guys?\n
**[09:59] ---**
Is what I'm playing right now...\n
**[10:02] ---**
...baseball?\n
**[10:04] ---**
It's true--in terms of sheer power,\nI'm no match for you.\n
**[10:07] ---**
But with a well-aimed strike, even the weak\n
**[10:12] ---**
can take on a gigantic power and bring it...\n
**[10:15] ---**
...down!\n
**[10:17] ---**
He hit it!\n
**[10:18] ---**
The ball is going deep\ninto right center field!\n
**[10:20] ---**
--Following the runner on second base,\n--Third! Third! Third base!\n
**[10:22] ---**
--the runner on first base is also heading for home!\n--Second base, go left! Left!\n
**[10:24] ---**
N-No way...\n
**[10:26] ---**
The hitter Sugino also makes it to third base!\n
**[10:27] ---**
--It's a triple that's cleared the bases!\n--All right!\n
**[10:30] ---**
Wh-What the heck is this?\nThis isn't how it's supposed to go.\n
**[10:33] ---**
\n--E Class has scored the first three runs of the game. Oh?\n
**[10:34] ---**
--This is bad!\n--E Class has scored the first three runs of the game. Oh?\n
**[10:36] ---**
You look rather pale, Mr. Terai.\n
**[10:40] ---**
Perhaps you are not feeling well.\n
**[10:43] ---**
You should go rest right away.\n
**[10:45] ---**
The team members are so worried,\nthey are not able to play their best.\n
**[10:49] ---**
S-Sir! N-No, as you can see, I am perfectly--\n
**[10:52] ---**
I am glad to find you unwell.\n
**[10:55] ---**
Were it not for illness,\n
**[10:56] ---**
no instructor employed at my school\nwould perform so disgracefully.\n
**[11:04] ---**
Ah! As I thought, he has a terrible fever.\n
**[11:06] ---**
Please take Mr. Terai to the nurse's office.\n
**[11:08] ---**
Yes, sir!\n
**[11:09] ---**
In the meantime, I shall serve as the coach.\n
**[11:12] ---**
Wh-What are you...\n
**[11:15] ---**
Oh, I will merely educate them a little.\n
**[11:26] ---**
Man! That was too bad.\n
**[11:28] ---**
Yeah. We'll get them next time!\n
**[11:30] ---**
I'm sorry. I was the one\nwho dragged us down.\n
**[11:33] ---**
--That's not true.\n--Don't worry about it.\n
**[11:36] ---**
When I saw the bobbing boobs\non those basketball players,\n
**[11:38] ---**
the rage and bloodlust just made\nme see nothing but red and I...\n
**[11:41] ---**
What's up with your animosity\ntowards big boobs?!\n
**[11:44] ---**
But I mean...\n
**[11:46] ---**
Now, then...\n
**[11:47] ---**
I wonder how the boys are doing.\n
**[11:52] ---**
Mr. Principal...\n
**[11:54] ---**
Top of the first inning and the final boss\nalready makes his appearance?\n
**[11:57] ---**
A-According to the information I just received,\n
**[12:00] ---**
Mr. Terai, the coach of the Baseball Club,\n
**[12:02] ---**
had been gravely ill since before the match\n
**[12:04] ---**
and the players were so\nworried for their teacher\n
**[12:06] ---**
that their hearts were not in the game!\n
**[12:08] ---**
The principal couldn't\nstand by and do nothing,\n
**[12:10] ---**
so it seems he will be\ntaking charge immediately!\n
**[12:14] ---**
--Batter number five, second baseman, Maehara.\n--Now, the game resumes!\n
**[12:17] ---**
How will they--\n
**[12:19] ---**
Wh-What in the world is this?!\n
**[12:21] ---**
All players are defending the infield!\n
**[12:23] ---**
\n--I have never seen the defense moved in like this!\n
**[12:23] ---**
--They know that all we've got is the bunt.\n--I have never seen the defense moved in like this!\n
**[12:25] ---**
But they can't do that, right?!\nGetting up close like that?!\n
**[12:28] ---**
According to the rules,\n
**[12:29] ---**
they're free to defend wherever they\nwant as long as it's in fair territory.\n
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It'd be a different story if\nthe umpire made a call against it,\n
**[12:35] ---**
but the teacher acting\nas umpire is on their side.\n
**[12:38] ---**
We can't expect anything from him.\n
**[12:39] ---**
Now, let's reset the flow of this game.\n
**[12:42] ---**
About Sugino of E Class...\n
**[12:45] ---**
It seems he joined a municipal baseball club.\n
**[12:48] ---**
In his own way, he's making an effort.\n
**[12:50] ---**
But what of it?\n
**[12:52] ---**
Everyone makes an effort.\n
**[12:54] ---**
Chosen people such as\nyourselves have a destiny.\n
**[12:59] ---**
In the life ahead of you,\n
**[13:00] ---**
you'll have to trample hundreds,\neven thousands, of people like him\n
**[13:03] ---**
in order to get ahead.\n
**[13:06] ---**
You would be better off not\nthinking of this as baseball.\n
**[13:08] ---**
This is the work of trampling\njust ten of those thousands.\n
**[13:13] ---**
Now, let us begin our work.\n
**[13:18] ---**
Yowch!\n
**[13:18] ---**
He popped it up!\n
**[13:20] ---**
Has the pressure of the\ninfielders gotten to Maehara?!\n
**[13:22] ---**
That's one out now!\n
**[13:24] ---**
--Batter number six, center fielder, Okajima.\n--You've got to be kidding me! You can't get by that with a bunt!\n
**[13:28] ---**
What're we going to do, Coach Koro?!\n
**[13:30] ---**
One! Two! Three!\n
**[13:32] ---**
There's nothing else we can do?!\n
**[13:35] ---**
Strike three! Batter out!\n
**[13:37] ---**
Strike three! Batter out!\n
**[13:39] ---**
--Three outs! Switch!\n--And just like that, they got three out!\n
**[13:42] ---**
The pitcher, Shindo, is completely\nback to his usual form!\n
**[13:44] ---**
Keep it up, Shindo.\n
**[13:47] ---**
All you have to do is\nthrow four-seam fastballs.\n
**[13:50] ---**
Make your movements large and\npitch as though to overpower them.\n
**[13:53] ---**
Yes, sir!\n
**[13:54] ---**
And I will say this again to all of you.\n
**[13:56] ---**
This is not baseball.\n
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This is the work of unilaterally\ngaining ascendancy.\n
**[14:00] ---**
Yes, sir!\n
**[14:01] ---**
We're turning the tables on them!\n
**[14:02] ---**
Yeah!\n
**[14:04] ---**
"Easy to Understand" "Rule Book"\n
**[14:04] ---**
"Easy to Understand" "Rule Book"\nHe, too, is masterful at educating his students.\n
**[14:07] ---**
He has a good memory of his\nstudents' faces and their talents,\n
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and he's exceptional at teaching,\nas well as getting them motivated.\n
**[14:14] ---**
Their methods are very similar.\n
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--And yet, how can they be so different as educators?\n--Come on, inspiration! Come on, inspiration!\n
**[14:22] ---**
This contest of leadership between these two...\n
**[14:24] ---**
I'm a little interested to see how it goes.\n
**[14:26] ---**
I get it now, Karasuma!\nIn other words, with ball and stick, you...\n
**[14:29] ---**
Batter number one, left fielder, Hashimoto.\n
**[14:32] ---**
Play ball!\n
**[14:33] ---**
Sugino of Class E, first pitch. And he throws.\n
**[14:36] ---**
Whoa!\n
**[14:37] ---**
--Strike!\n--Holy smokes!\n
**[14:39] ---**
Don't let them get a hit, Sugino.\n
**[14:41] ---**
I'm not sure any of us can catch\nthe ball, even if it comes our way.\n
**[14:44] ---**
I know.\n
**[14:46] ---**
Try repeating after me.\n
**[14:47] ---**
"I am strong."\n
**[14:49] ---**
"I will wind up big and throw."\n
**[14:51] ---**
I am strong.\n
**[14:53] ---**
I will wind up big and throw.\n
**[14:55] ---**
"I will overpower them."\n
**[14:57] ---**
I will overpower them.\n
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"I will trample them."\n
**[15:00] ---**
I will trample them.\n
**[15:01] ---**
\n--U-Unbelievable! He's struck out two batters in a row!\n
**[15:02] ---**
--Karma.\n--U-Unbelievable! He's struck out two batters in a row!\n
**[15:04] ---**
Don't show up right at my feet, Coach Koro.\n
**[15:07] ---**
You looking to get stepped on?\n
**[15:10] ---**
The next inning begins\nwith you first up to bat.\n
**[15:12] ---**
How about we try shaking things up\nwith some provocation from you?\n
**[15:15] ---**
Now, top of the second inning!\n
**[15:16] ---**
Still going with the impregnable bunt defense!\n
**[15:19] ---**
Batter number eight, left fielder, Akabane.\n
**[15:23] ---**
\n--What are you doing? Hurry up and get in the batter's box.\n
**[15:24] ---**
--Hey!\n--What are you doing? Hurry up and get in the batter's box.\n
**[15:26] ---**
Isn't this playing dirty, Mr. Principal?\n
**[15:29] ---**
They're taking up defensive\npositions that clutter up the field,\n
**[15:32] ---**
and the teacher acting as umpire\nhasn't given them any warnings.\n
**[15:35] ---**
Don't you guys think it's weird, too?\n
**[15:38] ---**
Oh, I get it.\n
**[15:40] ---**
You guys are morons,\n
**[15:41] ---**
so you don't understand defensive\npositions and stuff, do you?\n
**[15:43] ---**
Quit whining about\nthe little things, E Class!\n
**[15:46] ---**
It's an *exhibition* game! Quit trying to dispute the defense!
**[15:49] ---**
Don't think it's working, Coach.\n
**[15:52] ---**
That's perfectly fine.\n
**[15:54] ---**
The important thing is to speak out,\nand protest loud and clear.\n
**[15:57] ---**
Top of the second inning, E Class\nhelplessly gives up three outs!\n
**[16:02] ---**
He hit it!\n
**[16:03] ---**
The trajectory's low!\nIt smacked right into the fence!\n
**[16:06] ---**
--Uh-oh! He couldn't catch it off the bounce!\n--Nice hit!\n
**[16:08] ---**
Shindo makes it to second base\nwith room to spare! It's a double!\n
**[16:11] ---**
Thank you, Koro Sensei,\n
**[16:13] ---**
for helping me educate them.\n
**[16:15] ---**
The weak, who try to win\nusing nothing but cheap tricks,\n
**[16:19] ---**
and the overwhelmingly strong,\nwho easily overpower them.\n
**[16:22] ---**
I wonder which the students\nwould rather be like.\n
**[16:27] ---**
Strike three! Batter out!\n
**[16:29] ---**
Now, bottom of the third!\nWe've finally come to the end!\n
**[16:32] ---**
It's the Baseball Club's turn\non offense and that's it!\n
**[16:34] ---**
Hashimoto.\n
**[16:36] ---**
Yes, sir!\n
**[16:36] ---**
Show them how it is done.\n
**[16:40] ---**
\n--Whoa-oh! A bunt!\n
**[16:42] ---**
--Damn it!\n--It's E Class's turn to see their share of hell!\n
**[16:44] ---**
--E Class, *this* is how bunting is done!
**[16:45] ---**
--Sorry. --E Class, *this* is how bunting is done!
**[16:46] ---**
--It's all good. --E Class, *this* is how bunting is done!
**[16:47] ---**
The Baseball Club bunting against amateurs...\n
**[16:51] ---**
Even the students watching would\nnormally find it unacceptable.\n
**[16:54] ---**
--But the fact that you did it first\n
**[16:56] ---**
--Damn it!\n--provided us with proper justification.\n
**[16:59] ---**
To show you how it's *really* done.
**[17:02] ---**
No outs! Bases loaded!\nAnd the batter that's up is...\n
**[17:04] ---**
...our school's superstar! Our pride and joy!\n
**[17:07] ---**
It's Shindo!\n
**[17:10] ---**
I'll trample you, Sugino!\n
**[17:14] ---**
In order to orchestrate\nthis for the final inning,\n
**[17:17] ---**
I have been building him up\nsince the first inning.\n
**[17:20] ---**
It will not be a bunt that clinches the game,\n
**[17:23] ---**
but the swing of the powerful--\nthe star of this game!\n
**[17:25] ---**
Now, what hand will you play,\n
**[17:27] ---**
Mr. Homeroom Teacher to these assassins?\n
**[17:31] ---**
Karma.\n
**[17:32] ---**
The time has come to put your\nearlier provocation to good use.\n
**[17:36] ---**
Oh, I get it now.\n
**[17:39] ---**
I think we have no choice but to walk Shindo.\n
**[17:41] ---**
Hey, instructions from the coach.\n
**[17:44] ---**
Now, the game resumes--\n
**[17:46] ---**
But...\n
**[17:48] ---**
Th-These tight defensive positions!\n
**[17:51] ---**
We're clearly defending in positions\nthat would disrupt the batter's focus,\n
**[17:55] ---**
but when you guys did it earlier,\nthe umpire didn't say anything.\n
**[18:00] ---**
You've got no problems\nwith this, right, Principal?\n
**[18:02] ---**
Indeed.\n
**[18:04] ---**
You have thought this through,\nbut that is just a clever trick.\n
**[18:07] ---**
Feel free.\n
**[18:08] ---**
Mere changes in defense will not\nrattle those who are chosen.\n
**[18:12] ---**
Wow, tough talk.\nThen we'll take you at your word.\n
**[18:17] ---**
T-Talk about close!\n
**[18:19] ---**
Forget about tight defense!\nThis is point-blank range defense!\n
**[18:21] ---**
He could hit them with\nhis swing at that distance!\n
**[18:24] ---**
Don't mind us--swing away, superstar.\nWe won't get in the way of the pitch.\n
**[18:30] ---**
A worthless bluff.\n
**[18:32] ---**
Swing away without a care, Shindo.\n
**[18:34] ---**
Even if you break some bones,\n
**[18:36] ---**
it will be E Class that gets penalized\nfor obstructing the batter.\n
**[18:40] ---**
Think they can mock me like this?\n
**[18:42] ---**
If I swing big and scare them,\n
**[18:44] ---**
they'll back down for sure!\n
**[18:49] ---**
Strike!\n
**[18:51] ---**
They barely moved to dodge him...\n
**[18:53] ---**
In terms of their nerves of steel and dynamic\nvisual acuity, they're at the top of E Class.\n
**[18:58] ---**
Simply dodging the bat is\neasier than bunting for them.\n
**[19:02] ---**
A slow swing like that won't cut it.\n
**[19:05] ---**
Next time,\n
**[19:08] ---**
try swinging like you're going to kill us.\n
**[19:11] ---**
At this point,\n
**[19:13] ---**
Shindo could no longer physically\nkeep up with the principal's strategy.\n
**[19:16] ---**
Both the runners and the audience members\n
**[19:18] ---**
were overwhelmed by this bizarre\nspectacle masquerading as baseball.\n
**[19:27] ---**
Nagisa!\n
**[19:28] ---**
--Out!\n--Third base!\n
**[19:30] ---**
Out!\n
**[19:31] ---**
Kimura! First base next!\n
**[19:33] ---**
The runner hasn't run, so no rush!\n
**[19:35] ---**
Roger that!\n
**[19:37] ---**
Out!\n
**[19:38] ---**
A t-triple play--game over.\n
**[19:41] ---**
Unbelievable... Unbelievable...\n
**[19:43] ---**
E Class has...\n
**[19:44] ---**
--You boys are awesome!\n--...won against the Baseball Club!\n
**[19:45] ---**
--They did it!\n--...won against the Baseball Club!\n
**[19:48] ---**
What the hell? That was no fun!\n
**[19:50] ---**
The Baseball Club lost to\nthose E Class nobodies!\n
**[19:53] ---**
Who the hell loses with that\nkind of difference in firepower?!\n
**[19:56] ---**
The people who were watching\nprobably have no way of knowing\n
**[20:00] ---**
about the numerous strategies\n
**[20:01] ---**
that the two coaches pitted against\neach other behind the scenes.\n
**[20:05] ---**
Between this and the midterms,\nI'd say I'm at one win and one loss.\n
**[20:09] ---**
We shall settle this with\nthe upcoming final exams.\n
**[20:13] ---**
Shindo.\n
**[20:16] ---**
Sorry for turning it into such a crazy game.\n
**[20:20] ---**
But I know.\n
**[20:22] ---**
You're a way stronger\nbaseball player than I am.\n
**[20:25] ---**
I don't think I won against you\nwith this or anything.\n
**[20:30] ---**
Then...\n
**[20:31] ---**
...why did you go to all this trouble to win?\n
**[20:34] ---**
Weren't you trying to produce real results\nto show that you're stronger than me?\n
**[20:40] ---**
Nagisa always keeps me company\nwhen I practice my breaking balls.\n
**[20:45] ---**
And things like Karma and Isogai's reflexes\n
**[20:47] ---**
and how everyone'd gotten good\nat bunting was amazing, right?\n
**[20:51] ---**
But without real results to show for it,\nit's hard to get that across.\n
**[20:55] ---**
Well, what it boils down to is this:\n
**[20:57] ---**
I wanted to brag a little.\n
**[20:59] ---**
About my current friends, to my old friends.\n
**[21:06] ---**
You remember this, Sugino!\n
**[21:08] ---**
Next time we play will be in high school!\n
**[21:10] ---**
You got it!\n
**[21:11] ---**
*If* Earth's still here by the time we hit high school.
**[21:14] ---**
What's wrong?\n
**[21:15] ---**
Nah, it's nothing.\n
**[21:42] ---**
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
**[21:49] ---**
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
**[21:55] ---**
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
**[22:01] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[22:06] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[22:10] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[22:12] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[22:18] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[22:25] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:33] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:35] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[22:38] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[22:39] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[22:44] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[22:50] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[22:55] ---**
*Shine again *
# 13 - Talent Time
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**[00:08] ---**
Don't look away!\n
**[00:10] ---**
Predict your target's moves!\n
**[00:12] ---**
If you all do that, you'll block off\nevery last one of his escape routes!\n
**[00:16] ---**
We're going on our fourth month of training,\n
**[00:19] ---**
and more and more students\nare showing promise.\n
**[00:22] ---**
Yuma Isogai and Hiroto Maehara.\n
**[00:25] ---**
They've got great reflexes,\n
**[00:27] ---**
and when they work as a pair,\ntheir knives hit the mark more often now.\n
**[00:32] ---**
Karma Akabane.\n
**[00:33] ---**
He seems like the evasive,\nmeandering type at first glance,\n
**[00:36] ---**
but there's great mischief in those eyes.\n
**[00:41] ---**
Tch!\n
**[00:42] ---**
And the girls:\n
**[00:43] ---**
Hinata Okano's unpredictable movement\nborn of her gymnastics background,\n
**[00:47] ---**
and Meg Kataoka, with a reach\nand momentum to rival the boys'.\n
**[00:51] ---**
These traits make them stand out as attackers.\n
**[00:54] ---**
And Koro Sensei, the very\nmodel of an ideal teacher.\n
**[00:58] ---**
To kill such a man of character\nwould be unthinkable!\n
**[01:00] ---**
Don't be making up thoughts for me.\n
**[01:02] ---**
Get lost, target!\n
**[01:05] ---**
Although no other students\nhave distinguished themselves,\n
**[01:08] ---**
overall their talent has come quite a long way.\n
**[01:19] ---**
Ow...\n
**[01:22] ---**
Sorry!\n
**[01:23] ---**
Put a little too much oomph into my block there.\n
**[01:25] ---**
Oh, I-I'm fine.\n
**[01:27] ---**
Dummy! You gotta keep an eye on him!\n
**[01:31] ---**
Nagisa Shiota...\n
**[01:34] ---**
The strange presence I just felt--\nwas that my imagination?\n
**[01:44] ---**
Man, I just can't hit him!\n
**[01:46] ---**
Mr. Karasuma has, like, zero chinks.\n
**[01:49] ---**
Sir! Come out for snacks with us after class!\n
**[01:52] ---**
I appreciate the invite,\nbut I still have work to do.\n
**[01:57] ---**
No chinks in his private life, either.\n
**[01:59] ---**
It's more like there's a wall\nbetween him and us,\n
**[02:02] ---**
like he's keeping his distance.\n
**[02:04] ---**
He takes good care of us and all,\n
**[02:08] ---**
but is that only because he *has* to?
**[02:13] ---**
Yo, Karasuma!\n
**[02:16] ---**
Takaoka!\n
**[02:20] ---**
A new teacher?\n
**[02:22] ---**
Hey! I'm Akira Takaoka, \n
**[02:24] ---**
"Ministry of Defense Special Forces" "Akira Takaoka"\nand I'll be assisting Karasuma as of today!\n
**[02:28] ---**
"Ministry of Defense Special Forces" "Akira Takaoka"\nNice to meet you, E Class!\n
**[02:32] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
**[02:34] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
**[02:40] ---**
*Sensei! Target on *
**[02:43] ---**
*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
**[02:48] ---**
*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
**[02:53] ---**
*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
**[03:01] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
**[03:03] ---**
*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
**[03:09] ---**
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
**[03:17] ---**
*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
**[03:19] ---**
*Will we, still incomplete *
**[03:22] ---**
*Be able to shoot through *
**[03:25] ---**
*The invincible target that's you? *
**[03:27] ---**
*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
**[03:33] ---**
*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
**[03:35] ---**
*Lost in so many ways *
**[03:38] ---**
*For you more than anyone else *
**[03:40] ---**
*Studying like a house on fire *
**[03:43] ---**
*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
**[03:48] ---**
*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
**[03:51] ---**
*Revolution *
**[03:54] ---**
*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
**[04:01] ---**
"Episode 13: Talent Time"\n
**[04:06] ---**
What's all this?\n
**[04:08] ---**
Cake!\n
**[04:09] ---**
And éclairs from Le Hermès!\n
**[04:12] ---**
Are you sure? They look so pricey...\n
**[04:14] ---**
Go on, eat up! I emptied out my\nwallet for this, so don't hold back!\n
**[04:19] ---**
You sure know your brand-name sweets.\n
**[04:22] ---**
Honestly, when it comes to me and sugar,\n
**[04:24] ---**
it's love!\n
**[04:25] ---**
So cute for such a big guy...\n
**[04:27] ---**
So will you be taking over phys ed tomorrow?\n
**[04:30] ---**
Yep! Orders from headquarters.\nGotta lessen Karasuma's load, so--\n
**[04:35] ---**
Caaake...\n
**[04:36] ---**
Oh, you must be Koro Sensei! Eat, eat!\n
**[04:41] ---**
We'll still end up killing you.\n
**[04:44] ---**
For colleagues, you and Mr. Karasuma\nare like night and day.\n
**[04:48] ---**
You're like a neighborhood dad!\n
**[04:51] ---**
Dad! I like that!\n
**[04:53] ---**
We're in the same classroom,\nso that makes us family, right?\n
**[05:05] ---**
"The Next Day"\n
**[05:06] ---**
"The Next Day"\nGreat--the gang's all here!\n
**[05:09] ---**
Now, things could start getting a little tough,\n
**[05:11] ---**
but I'll have more delicious treats\nfor you when it's all over!\n
**[05:14] ---**
And you're not just saying that because *you* want to eat them?
**[05:17] ---**
Gotta keep my figure!\n
**[05:25] ---**
And you're fine with this?\nHe comes across as awfully forced.\n
**[05:30] ---**
And Karma's cutting his class entirely.\n
**[05:33] ---**
We were in the airborne brigade together.\n
**[05:36] ---**
I understand he's a far\nbetter instructor than I.\n
**[05:42] ---**
He's got a good grip on his students' hearts.\n
**[05:45] ---**
That ought to go far in training.\n
**[05:48] ---**
Maybe I was going about this the wrong way.\n
**[05:51] ---**
Rather than drawing a line and\nconnecting to them as a professional,\n
**[05:54] ---**
perhaps his method of relating\nto them like family would...\n
**[06:06] ---**
Now, then!\n
**[06:07] ---**
Along with your new training regimen\n
**[06:09] ---**
"Training"\ncomes a new schedule!\n
**[06:13] ---**
"Training"\nNo way!\n
**[06:15] ---**
"Training"\nTen periods?\n
**[06:16] ---**
"Training"\nTraining until 9 at night?\n
**[06:19] ---**
But of course! Following this curriculum\n
**[06:23] ---**
will boost your abilities by leaps and bounds.\n
**[06:25] ---**
--Let's get to work!\n--Hey, wait a minute! This is impossible!\n
**[06:29] ---**
With so little time for learning,\nour grades'll plummet!\n
**[06:32] ---**
And no free time, either? We can't do this!\n
**[06:39] ---**
"We can't," nothing. You *will*.
**[06:42] ---**
It's like I said: we're a family,\nand I'm the dad.\n
**[06:46] ---**
Show me a family that\ndoesn't do as the dad says.\n
**[06:51] ---**
If you want to sit out, sit out.\n
**[06:53] ---**
I'll use my authority to bring in\nnew students to replace you.\n
**[06:58] ---**
But I don't want to have to do that.\n
**[07:02] ---**
After all, you're my precious family.\n
**[07:04] ---**
A father doesn't want to lose\na single one of his children.\n
**[07:08] ---**
Let's save the world\ntogether, kids--as a family!\n
**[07:12] ---**
You need only two things\nto win over your students:\n
**[07:17] ---**
affection and fear.\n
**[07:19] ---**
Well? You're coming along\nwith your old dad, right?\n
**[07:24] ---**
W-Well...\n
**[07:25] ---**
I, um...\n
**[07:29] ---**
I don't want to.\nI prefer Mr. Karasuma's class.\n
**[07:38] ---**
Kanzaki!\n
**[07:39] ---**
Seems you still don't understand.\nThe only answer here is "yes."\n
**[07:45] ---**
If that's a problem, we can\ntalk it out with our fists.\n
**[07:48] ---**
That's one of your old dad's specialties!\n
**[07:51] ---**
Takaoka, stop!\n
**[07:54] ---**
Are you all right? Does your neck hurt?\n
**[07:58] ---**
I'm okay.\n
**[07:59] ---**
And you, Maehara?\n
**[08:01] ---**
Y-Yeah, fine.\n
**[08:02] ---**
I'm going easy on them, Karasuma.\nAfter all, they're my family.\n
**[08:08] ---**
No,\n
**[08:09] ---**
they're not your family--they're my students.\n
**[08:13] ---**
Koro Sensei!\n
**[08:15] ---**
Just what have you been up to\nwhile my back was turned?\n
**[08:20] ---**
Got a problem, monster? Phys ed is *my* class to run.
**[08:27] ---**
And these punishments fall well\nwithin the bounds of education.\n
**[08:30] ---**
I don't have much time to train up\nthese assassins to kill you--\n
**[08:34] ---**
of course I need to be tough on them.\n
**[08:37] ---**
And so what if I am? Just because\nyour views on education differ,\n
**[08:41] ---**
is that any reason to attack a man\nwho never did you any harm?\n
**[08:52] ---**
He'll wind up crushing those students.\n
**[08:55] ---**
It looks all wrong to me, but he has\nhis own ideas about education...\n
**[09:01] ---**
That's why, Mr. Karasuma,\nas a fellow phys ed teacher,\n
**[09:05] ---**
I'd like *you* to shut him down.
**[09:08] ---**
Me? Shut him down?\n
**[09:11] ---**
It must really grind your gears, Karasuma,\n
**[09:13] ---**
me stealing away your students like this.\n
**[09:17] ---**
You were the best in our brigade,\nnever paying any heed\n
**[09:20] ---**
to what I could do.\n
**[09:22] ---**
And now I've snatched away your\nchance at the ultimate promotion.\n
**[09:27] ---**
Let half these kids be crushed to smithereens.\n
**[09:30] ---**
If I train the rest into fierce\nassassins and kill that octopus,\n
**[09:34] ---**
I'll be the hero-training hero-- and *you'll* be at my beck and call!
**[09:40] ---**
Th-This isn't funny!\n
**[09:42] ---**
Three hundred squats? We'll die!\n
**[09:46] ---**
Mr. Karasuma!\n
**[09:48] ---**
Hey, now!\n
**[09:51] ---**
Karasuma's not part of our family.\nPunishment time.\n
**[09:56] ---**
This is what happens to kids\nwho don't rely on their dad alone!\n
**[10:01] ---**
That's enough. If you want to\nget violent, get violent with me.\n
**[10:06] ---**
I figured it was about time for you\nto stick your nose in, Karasuma...\n
**[10:11] ---**
And about time for me to go *there*.
**[10:13] ---**
It's like I said: this isn't\nviolence, it's education.\n
**[10:17] ---**
I don't want to engage\nwith you through violence.\n
**[10:19] ---**
If we *do* face off, it'll be as teachers.
**[10:23] ---**
Choose the best of the students\nyou've trained, Karasuma.\n
**[10:29] ---**
They can fight me, and if their\nknife so much as touches me,\n
**[10:33] ---**
I'll concede that your style of\neducation is better than mine\n
**[10:37] ---**
and take my leave.\n
**[10:40] ---**
But we won't be using these old things.\n
**[10:47] ---**
No, you'll be killing me... and that means\n
**[10:52] ---**
you'll need the real thing.\n
**[11:01] ---**
A real knife?\n
**[11:04] ---**
Enough! They're neither trained\nnor prepared to kill a human!\n
**[11:08] ---**
Relax--stopping just before\ncontact will count as a hit.\n
**[11:12] ---**
And I'm barehanded.\nWhat more of a handicap do you want?\n
**[11:16] ---**
This trick worked wonders in the military, too.\n
**[11:20] ---**
Unarmed, I'd beat down\na terrified new recruit\n
**[11:23] ---**
holding a knife for the first time.\n
**[11:25] ---**
Everyone there saw how\nmuch I outranked them\n
**[11:28] ---**
and became my faithful devotees.\n
**[11:31] ---**
Well, Karasuma? Pick one!\n
**[11:34] ---**
It's that, or obey me unconditionally!\n
**[11:43] ---**
I still don't know.\n
**[11:45] ---**
Do we really not need his no-mercy approach\n
**[11:48] ---**
when training assassins to save the world?\n
**[11:54] ---**
I've been nothing but unsure\never since I got here.\n
**[11:58] ---**
And now: should I be exposing to danger\n
**[12:01] ---**
a student with a hint of potential?\n
**[12:06] ---**
Nagisa... will you do it?\n
**[12:09] ---**
Wait, why Nagisa?\n
**[12:11] ---**
As someone charged with an\nassassination mission to save the Earth,\n
**[12:16] ---**
I consider you all fellow professionals.\n
**[12:19] ---**
And as such, the very least\ncompensation you deserve\n
**[12:22] ---**
is the guarantee of a normal junior-high life.\n
**[12:27] ---**
So there's no need to force\nyourself to take this knife.\n
**[12:32] ---**
I'll make every effort to have Takaoka\n
**[12:35] ---**
continue to provide you that compensation.\n
**[12:39] ---**
I like this man's eyes.\n
**[12:42] ---**
None of my family members\nwould look me in the eye like this.\n
**[12:48] ---**
There must be a lot\nthey're keeping from us.\n
**[12:52] ---**
I don't even know why he chose me.\n
**[12:56] ---**
But...\n
**[12:59] ---**
If he's the one handing me the knife,\nI know I can trust him.\n
**[13:03] ---**
And I can't forgive what happened\nto Kanzaki and Maehara.\n
**[13:09] ---**
I'll do it.\n
**[13:12] ---**
Your eyes must be going bad, Karasuma.\n
**[13:16] ---**
What the hell is Karasuma doing, picking Nagisa?\n
**[13:21] ---**
Just watch. You'll see.\n
**[13:24] ---**
You think Nagisa's knife'll hit?\n
**[13:26] ---**
No way. A real knife against a real pro?\n
**[13:31] ---**
Nagisa!\n
**[13:34] ---**
Bring it on!\n
**[13:37] ---**
A public execution!\n
**[13:39] ---**
I dodge all his attacks,\nthen torment him endlessly.\n
**[13:43] ---**
The students will be so afraid,\n
**[13:45] ---**
they'll come right around\nto my way of teaching.\n
**[13:50] ---**
Now listen: for Takaoka, this is combat,\n
**[13:53] ---**
meant to serve as a warning.\n
**[13:55] ---**
But for you, it's an assassination.\n
**[13:57] ---**
You don't need to show your strength.\nJust make contact once.\n
**[14:02] ---**
One time, and you can win.\n
**[14:09] ---**
He'll have realized what it\nmeans to be holding a knife...\n
**[14:14] ---**
"Stab a person with a real knife\nand they'll die! I can't use this!"\n
**[14:21] ---**
I *love* seeing a rank amateur go pale when that dawns on him!
**[14:28] ---**
I wasn't too sure how to move\nwith a real knife in my hand.\n
**[14:34] ---**
I remembered Mr. Karasuma's advice:\n
**[14:38] ---**
That's right--I don't have to fight him to win.\n
**[14:43] ---**
I just need to kill him.\n
**[14:43] ---**
"I just need to kill him."\nI just need to kill him.\n
**[14:46] ---**
So with a smile on my face,\n
**[14:48] ---**
I walked right up to him.\n
**[14:52] ---**
Completely normal, like walking to school.\n
**[15:01] ---**
That's when Mr. Takaoka first realized\n
**[15:04] ---**
he was about to be killed.\n
**[15:07] ---**
Startled, he lost his balance.\n
**[15:11] ---**
Everyone startles when\nthey're about to be killed.\n
**[15:13] ---**
Even Koro Sensei.\n
**[15:16] ---**
With his center of balance shifted to the back,\n
**[15:18] ---**
I grab his shirt, pull him down,\n
**[15:20] ---**
and go in for the kill.\n
**[15:23] ---**
He can block a blow from the front,\n
**[15:25] ---**
so I circle around behind him, and sure enough--\n
**[15:32] ---**
Gotcha.\n
**[15:38] ---**
Holy hell... he's exceeded\nmy every expectation!\n
**[15:42] ---**
You would never find that\nkind of talent in everyday life!\n
**[15:46] ---**
The talent to hide his\nbloodlust on his approach,\n
**[15:49] ---**
to use that bloodlust to frighten his foe,\n
**[15:51] ---**
to be so self-assured in\ngoing through with it all!\n
**[15:54] ---**
That chill I felt during training...\n
**[15:57] ---**
What if that had been a real assassination?\n
**[15:59] ---**
He doesn't have a knack\nfor combat or for violence--\n
**[16:02] ---**
that's a knack for assassination!\n
**[16:04] ---**
Should I even encourage that kind of talent?\n
**[16:09] ---**
Oops! Was I not supposed\nto use the back of my knife?\n
**[16:12] ---**
That's enough!\n
**[16:14] ---**
That's the match, Mr. Karasuma.\n
**[16:18] ---**
Honestly, are you out of your mind,\ngiving a real knife to a student?\n
**[16:24] ---**
What if he'd hurt himself?\n
**[16:27] ---**
\n--You'd have been in there at Mach speed to patch him up.\n
**[16:29] ---**
--You did it, Nagisa!\n--You'd have been in there at Mach speed to patch him up.\n
**[16:30] ---**
--Oh, thank goodness!\n--You'd have been in there at Mach speed to patch him up.\n
**[16:31] ---**
--That's a big deal!\n--But still...\n
**[16:32] ---**
You sure know your way around a knife!\n
**[16:35] ---**
Nah, I just did what Mr. Karasuma\ntold me. Mr. Takaoka is tough.\n
**[16:41] ---**
Ow!\n
**[16:42] ---**
What was that for?!\n
**[16:44] ---**
Sorry. I kinda didn't believe that was you.\n
**[16:47] ---**
But thanks! That assassination was a total rush!\n
**[16:51] ---**
Stabbing that knife with a smile,\nand then that "Gotcha"?\n
**[16:53] ---**
You were pretty lost out there today,\nweren't you, Mr. Karasuma.\n
**[16:57] ---**
What's wrong with that?\n
**[16:59] ---**
Oh, nothing.\n
**[17:04] ---**
You brats...\n
**[17:05] ---**
Turning on your father figure and\nrejoicing in some fluke victory?!\n
**[17:11] ---**
Again!\n
**[17:13] ---**
I'll tear you in two--body and soul!\n
**[17:21] ---**
If we fought again, I'd lose for sure.\n
**[17:25] ---**
But what's plain to see\n
**[17:27] ---**
is that Koro Sensei is our teacher,\n
**[17:29] ---**
and Mr. Karasuma is our training instructor.\n
**[17:32] ---**
And that's final.\n
**[17:35] ---**
You and your forced father-figure role\n
**[17:38] ---**
don't come across half as warm\n
**[17:40] ---**
as Mr. Karasuma and his professionalism.\n
**[17:43] ---**
We're grateful you really\ntried to make us stronger...\n
**[17:48] ---**
But I'm sorry. Please leave.\n
**[17:57] ---**
Wait--what am I?\n
**[17:59] ---**
You're our bitch.\n
**[18:00] ---**
You're *dead*.
**[18:01] ---**
A teacher's happiest moment\n
**[18:04] ---**
is when a student gives a clear\nanswer to your own lesson\n
**[18:07] ---**
of which you yourself are unsure.\n
**[18:10] ---**
And Mr. Karasuma...\n
**[18:12] ---**
--I'm not gonna stand here\n
**[18:13] ---**
--a teacher must give a clear answer in response as well.\n--and listen to this brat spoutin' off!\n
**[18:28] ---**
I apologize for the trouble\nmy colleague caused.\n
**[18:31] ---**
Don't worry about what comes next.\n
**[18:34] ---**
I'll negotiate with my superiors\nto resume my teaching position.\n
**[18:39] ---**
Mr. Karasuma!\n
**[18:41] ---**
You think I'll let you get one\nover on me like that? I'll--\n
**[18:46] ---**
There's no need to negotiate.\n
**[18:50] ---**
Principal Asano!\n
**[18:53] ---**
I was curious as to how our\nnewest teacher was doing\n
**[18:56] ---**
and saw the whole thing.\n
**[18:59] ---**
Mr. Takaoka, your lesson was a joke.\n
**[19:04] ---**
Yes, fear is a must in education.\n
**[19:06] ---**
But a teacher who can only\ninstill fear through violence\n
**[19:11] ---**
is a teacher of the lowest order indeed.\n
**[19:14] ---**
B-But... I--\n
**[19:16] ---**
Your walking papers.\n
**[19:19] ---**
The Ministry of Defense\nhas no hiring rights here.\n
**[19:24] ---**
I call the shots around here.\nAnd don't you forget it.\n
**[19:29] ---**
Dammit, dammit, dammit,\ndammit, dammit, dammit...\n
**[19:34] ---**
Damn it all to hell!\n
**[19:39] ---**
Takaoka got fired?\n
**[19:40] ---**
So it's back to Mr. Karasuma again?\n
**[19:44] ---**
Hooray!\n
**[19:47] ---**
*He's* as confident as ever in his views on education.
**[19:52] ---**
What if...\n
**[19:54] ---**
If he said he wanted to be\nan assassin when he grew up,\n
**[19:58] ---**
would you still be able to train him--\nwith zero hesitation?\n
**[20:03] ---**
He may not realize it,\nbut he has what it takes.\n
**[20:09] ---**
That's a tricky one, to be sure...\n
**[20:12] ---**
But I think every teacher has doubts.\n
**[20:15] ---**
We secretly wonder if we're\ngiving them our best answers,\n
**[20:20] ---**
but we must keep a cool head\nin front of our students,\n
**[20:24] ---**
ever majestic, never letting them see us waver.\n
**[20:29] ---**
And *that's* why teaching is such a great profession!
**[20:36] ---**
Mr. Karasuma?\n
**[20:38] ---**
Since it was us students who\ngot your phys ed job back,\n
**[20:41] ---**
don't you think we should\nget some kind of reward?\n
**[20:43] ---**
Yeah! That's one thing\nMr. Takaoka was great at!\n
**[20:49] ---**
I don't know much about sweets.\nHere, get something you--\n
**[20:54] ---**
Yesss!\n
**[20:57] ---**
Let me in on that reward, too!\n
**[20:58] ---**
Huh? What for?\n
**[21:01] ---**
You didn't even do much this time around!\n
**[21:03] ---**
No, no, no! I watched in silent contemplation\n
**[21:07] ---**
so Mr. Karasuma could learn\nthe value of being a teacher!\n
**[21:09] ---**
Never mind him. Let's go!\nC'mon, Mr. Karasuma!\n
**[21:13] ---**
I might be getting a little\nstuck on this place--\n
**[21:18] ---**
and the fun of training people\ndespite my doubts.\n
**[21:25] ---**
--He's coming after us on his hands and knees!\n--Just how badly does he want it?!\n
**[21:28] ---**
Please, please, please, please, *please*--
**[21:42] ---**
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
**[21:49] ---**
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
**[21:55] ---**
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
**[22:01] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[22:06] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[22:10] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[22:12] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[22:18] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[22:25] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:33] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:35] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[22:38] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[22:39] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[22:44] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[22:50] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[22:56] ---**
*Shine again *
# 14 - Vision Time
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**[00:08] ---**
Phew! Helter-swelter!\n
**[00:10] ---**
I understand this is what it's like\nin Osaka when a heat wave hits.\n
**[00:13] ---**
So hot... Why's he got us out here\non the back of the mountain?\n
**[00:17] ---**
If he's looking for a pool,\nthere's one at the main campus.\n
**[00:21] ---**
But that's not in this direction, is it?\n
**[00:22] ---**
No.\n
**[00:26] ---**
Hey, Nagisa,\n
**[00:27] ---**
I hear you really did\na number the other day.\n
**[00:29] ---**
I sure wish I could've seen\nthat assassination of yours.\n
**[00:33] ---**
That might have worked against a human,\n
**[00:35] ---**
but in our classroom,\nthat doesn't mean much.\n
**[00:38] ---**
Day in and day out, we all try\nanything we can think of,\n
**[00:42] ---**
but we haven't found a sure way\nto assassinate our teacher yet.\n
**[00:51] ---**
All right, we're here!\n
**[00:52] ---**
Behold!\n
**[00:58] ---**
A pool I made specially just for the E Class!\n
**[01:03] ---**
Woo-hoo!\n
**[01:07] ---**
Then our teacher does stuff\nlike this, which makes him\n
**[01:11] ---**
pretty hard to kill!\n
**[01:19] ---**
It's fun, but a little depressing.\n
**[01:22] ---**
I'm a terrible swimmer,\n
**[01:24] ---**
and this suit leaves nothing to the imagination.\n
**[01:27] ---**
Don't worry, Kayano--\n
**[01:28] ---**
someone somewhere will want\na body like yours someday.\n
**[01:32] ---**
Hey, Okajima, maybe don't go\nacting like a dashing young man\n
**[01:34] ---**
while setting up that\ncamera to snap sneak pics.\n
**[01:37] ---**
Nagisa... you...\n
**[01:40] ---**
--You're a boy!\n--You just noticed?!\n
**[01:42] ---**
Do you blame us?\n
**[01:45] ---**
Kimura! No running at poolside!\nYou could trip and hurt yourself!\n
**[01:50] ---**
Oh, uh, sorry.\n
**[01:54] ---**
Hara and Nakamura!\nWatch the breath-holding!\n
**[01:58] ---**
I'm worried that you'll stay\nunder too long and drown!\n
**[02:01] ---**
Okajima, I'm confiscating that camera!\n
**[02:03] ---**
Hazama, don't just read all day--swim!\n
**[02:08] ---**
S-So fussy...\n
**[02:10] ---**
I guess when you make a pool,\nyou start feeling like the high ruler of it all.\n
**[02:16] ---**
Yeah... It sorta puts a damper\non all our gratitude.\n
**[02:22] ---**
My elaborate plan makes the most\nof the natural surroundings,\n
**[02:24] ---**
from the scenery to the layout.\n
**[02:26] ---**
It must be enjoyed in an orderly fashion!\n
**[02:29] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #22:\nSuper strict about pool rules"\n
**[02:30] ---**
Aw, don't be such a\nstick-in-the-mud, Koro Sensei!\n
**[02:33] ---**
Have a splash!\n
**[02:38] ---**
What was that scream?\n
**[02:40] ---**
Karma! Stop that! I'll fall in!\n
**[02:43] ---**
I'm going to fall! Do you hear me?!\nI'll fall in! Please!\n
**[02:47] ---**
Koro Sensei...\n
**[02:49] ---**
Don't tell me...\n
**[02:50] ---**
Oh, I just don't feel like swimming, that's all.\n
**[02:53] ---**
It's not like my tentacles get all\nswollen so I can't move or anything.\n
**[02:57] ---**
He...\n
**[02:59] ---**
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #23: Can't swim"\nHe can't swim!\n
**[03:02] ---**
This might be his most\npromising weak point yet!\n
**[03:05] ---**
With that kickboard of yours,\nI was sure you were going to swim.\n
**[03:09] ---**
This is not a kickboard!\n
**[03:11] ---**
--It is a *wafer*! --You brought a snack?!
**[03:22] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
**[03:24] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
**[03:30] ---**
*Sensei! Target on *
**[03:33] ---**
*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
**[03:38] ---**
*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
**[03:43] ---**
*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
**[03:51] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
**[03:53] ---**
*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
**[03:59] ---**
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
**[04:07] ---**
*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
**[04:09] ---**
*Will we, still incomplete *
**[04:12] ---**
*Be able to shoot through *
**[04:15] ---**
*The invincible target that's you? *
**[04:17] ---**
*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
**[04:23] ---**
*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
**[04:25] ---**
*Lost in so many ways *
**[04:28] ---**
*For you more than anyone else *
**[04:30] ---**
*Studying like a house on fire *
**[04:33] ---**
*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
**[04:38] ---**
*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
**[04:41] ---**
*Revolution *
**[04:44] ---**
*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
**[04:51] ---**
"Episode 14: Vision Time"\n
**[04:56] ---**
Whaddya mean, you're glad\nyour scores went up?!\n
**[05:00] ---**
You wanna say that one\nmore time, Muramatsu?\n
**[05:02] ---**
I-I mean, this is the highest I've ever gotten.\n
**[05:06] ---**
It's all thanks to that octopus's\nRight-Before-the-Practice-Exam\n
**[05:09] ---**
Afterschool Slithery Study Sessions...\n
**[05:11] ---**
You mean you actually did\nthat Afterschool Slithery shit?!\n
**[05:14] ---**
Well, uh...\n
**[05:15] ---**
The slithery shit we three\nswore we'd totally ignore?\n
**[05:18] ---**
But there's a big difference\nbetween slithery and non-slithery--\n
**[05:21] ---**
Enough with the "slithery"!\n
**[05:24] ---**
Playin' both sides till you got the\nscores you wanted. Damn traitor!\n
**[05:30] ---**
I don't like how everyone's fallin' for\nthat octopus hook, line, and sinker.\n
**[05:35] ---**
It just don't sit well...\n
**[05:39] ---**
Are you serious, Koro Sensei?!\n
**[05:42] ---**
It's just like the real thing!\n
**[05:44] ---**
The hell are you doing, Yoshida?\n
**[05:45] ---**
Hey, Terasaka!\n
**[05:47] ---**
The two of us were talkin'\nmotorcycles the other day,\n
**[05:51] ---**
since no one else around here is into 'em.\n
**[05:54] ---**
Not only am I a grown-up, I am\nalso a capital-M Man among men.\n
**[05:58] ---**
I've been known to dabble\nin this kind of hobby.\n
**[06:01] ---**
And this baby can hit 300 kilometers an hour.\n
**[06:05] ---**
What I wouldn't give to\nride the real thing one day!\n
**[06:08] ---**
You kiddin'? It'd be faster\njust to hold it and fly!\n
**[06:17] ---**
Geez, Terasaka, what was that for?!\n
**[06:19] ---**
You apologize!\n
**[06:21] ---**
The not only grown-up, but also capital-M Man among men Koro Sensei is *crying*!
**[06:25] ---**
Yeah, what she said!\n
**[06:26] ---**
You guys are just buzzin'\nlike a bunch of bugs...\n
**[06:30] ---**
Time for an extermination!\n
**[06:32] ---**
What *is* this?!
**[06:33] ---**
A bug bomb?\n
**[06:35] ---**
Terasaka! Pranks are pranks,\nbut this is going too--\n
**[06:37] ---**
Don't touch me, monster.\n
**[06:39] ---**
You're beyond creepy--and so are all of you,\n
**[06:42] ---**
gettin' pulled into bein' all\nbuddy-buddy with a monster!\n
**[06:48] ---**
What's got your knickers knotted, hmm?\n
**[06:51] ---**
If you don't like it, just kill him.\n
**[06:54] ---**
I mean, that's kind of what we're here for.\n
**[06:57] ---**
You tryin' to start somethin'?\nFine by me! From day one, you been--\n
**[07:02] ---**
Now, now, Terasaka. If you want to fight,\n
**[07:06] ---**
actions must come before words.\n
**[07:09] ---**
Let me go!\n
**[07:10] ---**
Buncha losers.\n
**[07:12] ---**
What's with him?\n
**[07:14] ---**
He just has to stir things up.\n
**[07:23] ---**
A world in crisis, self-improvement\nin the name of assassination,\n
**[07:27] ---**
recovering from being left in the dust...\n
**[07:30] ---**
Honestly, I don't give a damn about any of it.\n
**[07:32] ---**
I just wanna live each day easy as it comes.\n
**[07:36] ---**
And that's why...\n
**[07:38] ---**
Well done.\n
**[07:40] ---**
Here's your 100,000-yen reward.\n
**[07:43] ---**
We got a lot of prep work done, thanks to you.\n
**[07:46] ---**
Now *these* guys I don't mind.
**[07:50] ---**
That octopus has a good nose on him.\n
**[07:53] ---**
That's why we had to ask\nan inside man, like you,\n
**[07:57] ---**
to help us set the stage for\nItona to really show his stuff.\n
**[08:01] ---**
Ryoma Terasaka, I understand\nall too well how you feel.\n
**[08:06] ---**
Just relax. Follow my plan to the letter\n
**[08:10] ---**
and he'll be dead before you know it.\n
**[08:13] ---**
We'll put the E Class back to\nwhat it was before he came.\n
**[08:17] ---**
You. You're weaker than\nthat red-headed fellow,\n
**[08:22] ---**
even though you've got more\nraw energy and a better physique.\n
**[08:25] ---**
Know how I can tell?\n
**[08:27] ---**
There's no vision in your eyes.\n
**[08:30] ---**
No will or way or want to win.\n
**[08:34] ---**
The slow-witted cow who\ndimly chews the grass before it\n
**[08:37] ---**
is no match for the wolf\nwith a cow-killing vision.\n
**[08:41] ---**
--Why, you little--\n--Now, now.\n
**[08:43] ---**
Tomorrow we act. We're counting on you.\n
**[08:55] ---**
What's with all this crying over nothing?\n
**[08:59] ---**
No, no--this is my nose.\n
**[09:00] ---**
"Nose"\nNo, no--this is my nose.\n
**[09:01] ---**
"Nose"\nI'm not crying; my nose is running.\n
**[09:03] ---**
My eyes are here.\n
**[09:04] ---**
"Eye"\nWho can tell?!\n
**[09:06] ---**
I've been feeling a little off since yesterday.\n
**[09:10] ---**
Oh! Terasaka!\n
**[09:12] ---**
I was worried you wouldn't come in today!\n
**[09:17] ---**
The spray can you let loose\nin the classroom yesterday\n
**[09:20] ---**
was like a cedar-pollen allergen\nthat works only on him.\n
**[09:23] ---**
It blunts the senses of tentacled creatures.\n
**[09:27] ---**
Now that you've done that, reel him in.\n
**[09:30] ---**
Hey, octopus...\n
**[09:31] ---**
It's time we killed you for real.\nCome to the pool after class.\n
**[09:36] ---**
After all, water's your weakness.\n
**[09:39] ---**
You all come help! I'll knock him\nsmack into the water for you!\n
**[09:45] ---**
You haven't helped with anyone\nelse's assassination, Terasaka.\n
**[09:50] ---**
And now, when it's convenient for you,\nyou're ordering us around...\n
**[09:53] ---**
You really think anyone's going to\njump at the chance to help you?\n
**[09:57] ---**
Like I give a damn either way.\n
**[09:59] ---**
Hell, I'd be happy to have the\nten-billion-yen prize all to myself.\n
**[10:03] ---**
What's his deal?\n
**[10:05] ---**
I can't keep up!\n
**[10:07] ---**
Well, I'm not going.\n
**[10:09] ---**
Same.\n
**[10:10] ---**
Oh, let's *all* go!
**[10:12] ---**
Whoa! His snot's all hardened! We can't escape!\n
**[10:15] ---**
Here Terasaka is ready to assassinate me.\n
**[10:19] ---**
This is the perfect chance for\neveryone to kill and make up!\n
**[10:23] ---**
First of all: you are *gross*!
**[10:25] ---**
Terasaka!\n
**[10:27] ---**
Are you really going to kill him?\n
**[10:29] ---**
Well, geez, Nagisa. 'Course I am.\n
**[10:32] ---**
Then maybe you should tell\neveryone your plan of action.\n
**[10:36] ---**
Aw, shut it! You weaklings,\nalways cowerin' together!\n
**[10:39] ---**
It ain't like you got a vision for *really* killing him!
**[10:42] ---**
But I'm not like the rest of you.\n
**[10:44] ---**
I got a vision for killing him,\nall right--easy as pie!\n
**[10:49] ---**
Terasaka seemed confident enough in his plan,\n
**[10:54] ---**
but not in himself.\n
**[10:58] ---**
Even his words sounded like someone else's.\n
**[11:01] ---**
The disjointedness of it all was unsettling.\n
**[11:06] ---**
Yeah, there we go!\n
**[11:08] ---**
Everyone spread out in\nthe pool, just like that!\n
**[11:11] ---**
Who does he think he is?\n
**[11:12] ---**
I have my doubts.\n
**[11:14] ---**
Do you even have what it takes\nto make another person swim?\n
**[11:17] ---**
Hey, Takebayashi, shut up and get in!\n
**[11:20] ---**
Terasaka's turned downright tyrannical.\n
**[11:23] ---**
Just like he was back in first and second year.\n
**[11:27] ---**
Ah, I see. You'll knock me into the water\nand have everyone stab me, yes?\n
**[11:33] ---**
Then tell me: how will you knock me in?\n
**[11:36] ---**
That pistol won't make me move a single step.\n
**[11:41] ---**
This is not a gun, but a transmitter\nthat will send us a signal.\n
**[11:46] ---**
Once everyone is standing by in\nthe pool, pull the trigger to tell us.\n
**[11:51] ---**
You ready for this, monster?\n
**[11:54] ---**
Of course I am. My nose\nhas even stopped running.\n
**[11:57] ---**
I've always hated you. Wanted more\nthan anything for you to disappear.\n
**[12:01] ---**
Yes, I know. After this assassination,\nwe'll have a nice long talk.\n
**[12:07] ---**
Screw with me, eh? C'mon, Itona!\n
**[12:14] ---**
Huh?\n
**[12:15] ---**
My students!\n
**[12:17] ---**
We're getting swept away!\n
**[12:18] ---**
You'll have to jump in and\nsave them, Koro Sensei.\n
**[12:23] ---**
No way...\n
**[12:24] ---**
You never told me about *this*!
**[12:38] ---**
It's steep and rocky up ahead--\n
**[12:40] ---**
if they fall, they're done for!\n
**[12:42] ---**
In the time it takes for him\nto notice and save them,\n
**[12:44] ---**
his tentacles will be absorbing\nmore and more water.\n
**[12:48] ---**
Mucus can protect them from a little water.\n
**[12:51] ---**
That's right, Itona.\n
**[12:53] ---**
He can use mucus to solidify the water around\nhim and tweak the permeation pressure.\n
**[12:58] ---**
But he's all out of mucus.\n
**[13:05] ---**
What the hell?\n
**[13:06] ---**
I-It wasn't me!\n
**[13:09] ---**
It ain't like what he said...\n
**[13:11] ---**
I was supposed to get Itona\nover here and push him in!\n
**[13:15] ---**
Oh, I get it... It wasn't *your* plan-- you were just being strung along.
**[13:22] ---**
Look, I'm tellin' ya, it's not my fault!\n
**[13:24] ---**
Blame the guy who made me go through with it!\n
**[13:27] ---**
*He's* why everyone got swept away!
**[13:32] ---**
They didn't get swept away--you did.\n
**[13:35] ---**
If you've got the time to go pointing fingers,\n
**[13:37] ---**
try using it to figure out\nwhat you want to do here.\n
**[13:45] ---**
He's the last one!\n
**[13:50] ---**
Long time no see, Koro Sensei.\n
**[13:54] ---**
What you've sucked up\nthere is no ordinary water.\n
**[13:57] ---**
It contains a substance that\nblunts tentacle movement.\n
**[14:01] ---**
With Terasaka's help,\neverything went... swimmingly.\n
**[14:05] ---**
Itona...\n
**[14:07] ---**
Come, brother. A rematch\nto see who's stronger.\n
**[14:14] ---**
I thought I was strong.\n
**[14:17] ---**
I set my sights on the weak-looking\nones and put them under my thumb.\n
**[14:21] ---**
That way I was sure to win.\n
**[14:24] ---**
But at this school, that didn't fly.\n
**[14:28] ---**
Hey, let's skip this next class\nand hit the convenience store!\n
**[14:32] ---**
No... I've got to prep for English next.\n
**[14:35] ---**
So skip once. What's the difference?\n
**[14:38] ---**
Whoa, a monkey threatening a human!\n
**[14:41] ---**
Huh?!\n
**[14:44] ---**
But at this school, that didn't fly.\n
**[14:48] ---**
Look, Terasaka... no one does that here.\n
**[14:53] ---**
"Old Campus"\n
**[14:54] ---**
"Old Campus"\nEven the big bad leader of the pack\n
**[14:56] ---**
is just a rank weakling\nonce he hits the E Class.\n
**[14:59] ---**
Your grades put you dead last, right?\n
**[15:02] ---**
I cannot *wait* for the day I get to huck rocks at you down in E Class!
**[15:09] ---**
That's when I realized the\ncheap weapon I'd been using\n
**[15:11] ---**
had absolutely no effect here.\n
**[15:15] ---**
In fact, it might never work again.\n
**[15:19] ---**
These guys working hard\ntoward their vision of the future\n
**[15:23] ---**
were going to grow up to boss\naround directionless mooks like me.\n
**[15:28] ---**
I landed in the outcast E Class\n
**[15:30] ---**
and figured I could skate by alongside\nmy fellow goal-free students,\n
**[15:34] ---**
but I was wrong again.\n
**[15:36] ---**
That monster showed up out of nowhere\n
**[15:39] ---**
and gave the class one huge-ass goal.\n
**[15:42] ---**
Left behind again, I wound up\nmanipulated and used\n
**[15:45] ---**
by some calculating schmuck with a plan.\n
**[15:49] ---**
Dammit!\n
**[15:50] ---**
He's fast--and hits hard!\n
**[15:52] ---**
Far stronger than before...\n
**[15:54] ---**
We reduced the number of tentacles,\nfocusing power and speed in those remaining.\n
**[15:59] ---**
They're easy enough for\na simple child to control.\n
**[16:03] ---**
Is this for real?\n
**[16:04] ---**
That's not much water.\nIs he really that powerless?\n
**[16:07] ---**
It ain't just the water.\n
**[16:09] ---**
Terasaka!\n
**[16:10] ---**
He can't go all-out 'cause he\njust got finished savin' you all.\n
**[16:14] ---**
See? Look above him there.\n
**[16:16] ---**
Whoa!\n
**[16:17] ---**
Token chubster Hara\ncould fall at any second!\n
**[16:20] ---**
And to protect her and\nthe others, Koro Sensei...\n
**[16:23] ---**
But she's fat and heavy--this don't look good.\n
**[16:26] ---**
--We've got to help her!\n--But how?!\n
**[16:28] ---**
Wait a second... don't tell me *they* roped you into doing all this!
**[16:33] ---**
That's right.\n
**[16:35] ---**
Shortsighted guys with\nno vision and no goals\n
**[16:38] ---**
are doomed to be played\nby smart guys like them.\n
**[16:41] ---**
But you know... at least lemme\npick who's pullin' the strings.\n
**[16:46] ---**
I've had it up to here with those jokers,\n
**[16:48] ---**
and I sure don't like the idea of\n'em walkin' off with the prize.\n
**[16:51] ---**
So, Karma--why don't *you* try controllin' me?
**[16:55] ---**
Gimme a strategy outta\nthat shrewd noggin of yours!\n
**[16:59] ---**
I'll pull it off perfectly and save all of them!\n
**[17:03] ---**
Sure, but can you even\nhandle one of my plans?\n
**[17:09] ---**
You might die.\n
**[17:11] ---**
Oh, I'll do it, all right.\nI'm the perpetrator who gets results.\n
**[17:15] ---**
All right, time for the killing blow, Itona.\n
**[17:19] ---**
Hey!\n
**[17:20] ---**
Terasaka?\n
**[17:21] ---**
You tricked me but good!\n
**[17:24] ---**
Don't get so upset. We just pulled\nyour classmates into it a little.\n
**[17:29] ---**
Perfect for a fellow who\nstands out in the E Class like you.\n
**[17:32] ---**
Shut up! I ain't gonna\nforgive you for what you did!\n
**[17:36] ---**
Itona! You and me, one-on-one!\n
**[17:39] ---**
Stop that, Terasaka! He's not\nsomeone you can win against!\n
**[17:41] ---**
Stay outta this, octopuff!\n
**[17:44] ---**
What a hero.\n
**[17:46] ---**
Shut him up, Itona.\n
**[17:49] ---**
Karma!\n
**[17:50] ---**
It's all right.\n
**[17:51] ---**
Shiro's not out to kill us students.\n
**[17:55] ---**
And it's precisely because we're alive\nthat Koro Sensei's attention is divided.\n
**[17:59] ---**
Even Hara: she might look like she's in a pinch,\n
**[18:01] ---**
but Itona's attacks won't be aimed at her.\n
**[18:05] ---**
It's like I told Terasaka:\n
**[18:07] ---**
He'll hit you with a tentacle\nhard enough to knock you out,\n
**[18:11] ---**
but you take that speed and power and\nhold on as if your life depended on it.\n
**[18:16] ---**
You held up well!\nAll right, Itona, give him another.\n
**[18:23] ---**
Terasaka's still wearing yesterday's shirt.\n
**[18:28] ---**
Which means it got a\ndirect hit at point-blank range\n
**[18:31] ---**
from whatever was in that weird spray.\n
**[18:34] ---**
That's sure to have an effect on Itona.\n
**[18:37] ---**
So, having made a chink in\nhis defenses, the octopus...\n
**[18:41] ---**
...can rescue Hara.\n
**[18:43] ---**
Yoshida! Muramatsu!\n
**[18:45] ---**
Gimme a real big one!\n
**[18:48] ---**
Seriously?\n
**[18:49] ---**
Sheesh...\n
**[18:50] ---**
His weak points are the same\nas Koro Sensei's, right?\n
**[18:53] ---**
So all we have to do is use his\nsame tricks right back on him.\n
**[19:08] ---**
You've absorbed a lot, I see.\nYour advantage is dwindling.\n
**[19:15] ---**
So what now? We don't want you\nto claim the prize money; for one,\n
**[19:19] ---**
your plans almost got us all killed,\n
**[19:23] ---**
and Terasaka got all beat up in the process.\n
**[19:25] ---**
If you want to keep going,\n
**[19:27] ---**
we're going to need to have\na hardcore splash party.\n
**[19:33] ---**
Well, you got us. We withdraw.\n
**[19:36] ---**
Even if we were to slaughter\nall these children,\n
**[19:39] ---**
who knows how his antimatter\norgans would run amok.\n
**[19:43] ---**
Let's go, Itona.\n
**[19:46] ---**
Well? Wasn't that a fun time with everyone?\n
**[19:50] ---**
Why not join us--for real this time?\n
**[19:52] ---**
Itona.\n
**[19:59] ---**
We managed to drive 'em off.\n
**[20:01] ---**
Thank goodness we saved\nyour life, huh, Koro Sensei?\n
**[20:06] ---**
I'm grateful, of course! I still had\nsome tricks up my sleeve, though.\n
**[20:10] ---**
That reminds me, Terasaka...\n
**[20:12] ---**
You were saying some harsh\nstuff about me back there.\n
**[20:15] ---**
So I'm heavy, am I? Fat?\n
**[20:18] ---**
I-I was just objectively\nanalyzin' the situation at hand!\n
**[20:21] ---**
Keep your excuses!\n
**[20:22] ---**
Feel the terror of a fatty who can really move!\n
**[20:25] ---**
You really are totally tactless, Terasaka.\n
**[20:29] ---**
No wonder you let people wrap\nyou around their little fingers.\n
**[20:32] ---**
Shut it, Karma! You don't get to\nbe up there talkin' down at me!\n
**[20:37] ---**
Whaat? Is this how you treat your boss?\n
**[20:40] ---**
My boss? Ha!\n
**[20:41] ---**
What kind of boss'd make someone\ntake a tentacle hit with his bare chest?\n
**[20:44] ---**
For a world-class slacker, you sure\nscored a sweet part in all this!\n
**[20:49] ---**
I was just thinking the same thing.\n
**[20:51] ---**
Why not take this chance to sling a little mud?\n
**[20:55] ---**
Hey! Stop it!\n
**[20:56] ---**
Terasaka's not cut out for putting\ntogether plans from on high.\n
**[21:01] ---**
His strengths come through\nwhen he's out on the field.\n
**[21:04] ---**
When confidence shines through\nphysical might and the ability\n
**[21:07] ---**
to get things done, it lets\neveryone shine when it matters.\n
**[21:09] ---**
I look forward to seeing him\ngrow into an action-squad assassin.\n
**[21:13] ---**
Terasaka's pretty violent,\nbut he's adjusted well to our class.\n
**[21:17] ---**
Me and Karma--all of us, really--\nwere secretly happy about that.\n
**[21:22] ---**
So happy that we all overlooked it.\n
**[21:26] ---**
Bigger than water: Koro Sensei's\ngreatest weak point of all.\n
**[21:43] ---**
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
**[21:51] ---**
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
**[21:57] ---**
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
**[22:02] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[22:07] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[22:11] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[22:13] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[22:19] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[22:26] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:34] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:36] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[22:39] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[22:40] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[22:45] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[22:51] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[22:57] ---**
*Shine again *
# 15 - End-of-Term Time
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**[00:07] ---**
Surprise!\n
**[00:08] ---**
"Tell Us, Kunudon!"\n
**[00:08] ---**
"Tell Us, Kunudon!"\nTell us, Kunudon!\n
**[00:11] ---**
Hi, everybody! It's me, Kunudon!\n
**[00:14] ---**
Sir, yes, sir!\n
**[00:16] ---**
We're coming up on finals--\n
**[00:16] ---**
"Final Exams"\nWe're coming up on finals--\n
**[00:17] ---**
"Final Exams"\nand at Kunugigaoka Junior High,\n
**[00:19] ---**
"Final Exams"\ngrades are everything!\n
**[00:21] ---**
A miserable future as a loser\nawaits the human garbage\n
**[00:24] ---**
who can't reach the bar!\n
**[00:26] ---**
They'll wind up in the gutter!\n
**[00:27] ---**
"The Garbage Class"\n
**[00:28] ---**
I wonder how the E Class,\nour very own garbage class, will do?\n
**[00:31] ---**
Terrible, of course! Yay!\n
**[00:37] ---**
You got the basics down cold\nin the first semester.\n
**[00:41] ---**
At this rate, I expect your\nfinals scores to shoot right up.\n
**[00:45] ---**
Koro Sensei, do you want us all to\nmake the top fifty this time, too?\n
**[00:49] ---**
No--I was too focused on\nyour total scores for midterms.\n
**[00:54] ---**
I've come to believe that\neach student should have a goal\n
**[00:57] ---**
better suited to him or her.\n
**[00:59] ---**
And that's why I've come up\nwith the perfect target\n
**[01:02] ---**
for our assassination classroom!\n
**[01:07] ---**
Don't worry, Terasaka!\nYou've got a shot at reaching it, too!\n
**[01:12] ---**
Now, then... as Shiro said, when\nI lose a tentacle, I also lose speed.\n
**[01:19] ---**
One fewer tentacle and\nthere's already a difference.\n
**[01:22] ---**
See? I can't keep up the quality of my clones,\n
**[01:25] ---**
and now there's a few child clones mixed in.\n
**[01:27] ---**
So *that's* how clones get reduced!
**[01:30] ---**
Lose one more...\n
**[01:33] ---**
--Yay!\n--and you get more child clones\n
**[01:35] ---**
with the parent clones fretting\nabout how to make ends meet.\n
**[01:38] ---**
This has taken a tragic turn.\n
**[01:41] ---**
Lose yet another...\n
**[01:43] ---**
...and now the father clone has vanished,\n
**[01:45] ---**
leaving the mother clone to\nraise the children on her own.\n
**[01:50] ---**
Brutal!\n
**[01:51] ---**
Each tentacle lost is a ten percent\nreduction in my movement.\n
**[01:57] ---**
Here's the deal: The students\nwho get the best overall score\n
**[02:02] ---**
and/or the best score in each subject\n
**[02:04] ---**
will each have the right\nto destroy one tentacle.\n
**[02:08] ---**
This is the final exam for\nour assassination classroom.\n
**[02:12] ---**
Can you get any closer\nto that ten-billion-yen prize?\n
**[02:15] ---**
That, students, is up to you.\n
**[02:19] ---**
This teacher...\n
**[02:22] ---**
...really knows how to get us motivated.\n
**[02:27] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
**[02:29] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
**[02:35] ---**
*Sensei! Target on *
**[02:38] ---**
*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
**[02:43] ---**
*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
**[02:48] ---**
*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
**[02:56] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
**[02:58] ---**
*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
**[03:04] ---**
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
**[03:12] ---**
*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
**[03:14] ---**
*Will we, still incomplete *
**[03:17] ---**
*Be able to shoot through *
**[03:20] ---**
*The invincible target that's you? *
**[03:23] ---**
*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
**[03:28] ---**
*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
**[03:30] ---**
*Lost in so many ways *
**[03:33] ---**
*For you more than anyone else *
**[03:35] ---**
*Studying like a house on fire *
**[03:38] ---**
*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
**[03:43] ---**
*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
**[03:46] ---**
*Revolution *
**[03:49] ---**
*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
**[03:56] ---**
"Episode 15: End-of-Term Time"\n
**[04:00] ---**
"Kunugi"\n
**[04:01] ---**
I'd do anything to make\nthe E Class's grades drop.\n
**[04:05] ---**
Is that what you think of me?\n
**[04:08] ---**
No... but this stiff here sure has his doubts.\n
**[04:14] ---**
Then let me reassure you:\n
**[04:16] ---**
Our school fosters autonomy\namong its students.\n
**[04:20] ---**
It is not the school that decides\na student's grades, but the student.\n
**[04:24] ---**
I don't do a thing.\n
**[04:30] ---**
With that wording he chose...\nthere must be more to it.\n
**[04:33] ---**
Student autonomy and all that.\n
**[04:35] ---**
Yes, well.\n
**[04:36] ---**
At least he won't resort to\nbarely-legal petty tricks this time.\n
**[04:40] ---**
Well, since these scores are\ntied directly to assassination,\n
**[04:45] ---**
maybe I ought to give them a leg up.\n
**[04:48] ---**
Let me handle phys ed for a while!\n
**[04:51] ---**
What happened to English?!\n
**[04:54] ---**
One tentacle for each top score...\n
**[04:57] ---**
Yeah! We can do this!\n
**[04:59] ---**
When are you ever this fired up, Okuda?\n
**[05:02] ---**
Well, since science is my one strong suit,\n
**[05:05] ---**
I might finally be able to help everyone out!\n
**[05:08] ---**
We have our share of\nhigh-scoring students here.\n
**[05:10] ---**
Acing one subject each isn't *that* far-fetched!
**[05:15] ---**
Shindo?\n
**[05:18] ---**
Hello? Hey, what's up?\nHaven't seen you since the tournament.\n
**[05:22] ---**
Yeah--hell of a game.\n
**[05:25] ---**
I said I'd have my payback in high school,\n
**[05:27] ---**
but now I'm worried you won't make it there.\n
**[05:31] ---**
Still condescending as ever.\n
**[05:34] ---**
So listen...\n
**[05:36] ---**
Right now the entire accelerated\nA Class is in a conference room\n
**[05:41] ---**
for an independent study session.\n
**[05:44] ---**
Their leaders are the pride of Kunugigaoka,\n
**[05:47] ---**
geniuses known as the Big Five.\n
**[05:50] ---**
"Introducing the Big Five\nof the Accelerated A Class"\n
**[05:52] ---**
Coming in at second place on midterms!\n
**[05:55] ---**
The socially aware mass-media hopeful\nwho crushes the competition:\n
**[05:59] ---**
"Teppei Araki" "Media Club President"\n
**[06:00] ---**
"Teppei Araki" "Media Club President"\nMedia Club president Teppei Araki!\n
**[06:06] ---**
And in third place:\n
**[06:08] ---**
dominator of competitions in the humanities,\nthe perspicacious poet\n
**[06:12] ---**
"Student Council Secretary" "Perspicacious Poet"\nand student council secretary Ren Sakakibara!\n
**[06:18] ---**
In fifth place:\n
**[06:21] ---**
the memorization monster burning\nwith a grudge against Akabane,\n
**[06:24] ---**
"Biology Club President" "Memorization Monster"\nBiology Club president Natsuhiko Koyama!\n
**[06:32] ---**
And in sixth place:\n
**[06:34] ---**
the man whose sharp tongue\nand LA-honed language skills\n
**[06:36] ---**
are light-years beyond the rest,\n
**[06:38] ---**
"Student Council Meeting Leader" "LA Language"\n
**[06:39] ---**
"Student Council Meeting Leader" "LA Language"\nmeeting leader Tomoya Seo!\n
**[06:45] ---**
I-Is that you doing these introductions?\n
**[06:48] ---**
Yeah, uh...\n
**[06:49] ---**
I've always wanted to try\nmy hand at announcing.\n
**[06:52] ---**
And reigning over all these from the very top...\n
**[06:56] ---**
We are the sun,\n
**[06:58] ---**
shining on all at the famed\nKunugigaoka Junior High.\n
**[07:02] ---**
But now dark and threatening clouds are forming,\n
**[07:06] ---**
trying to cover up and\nsteal away our brilliance.\n
**[07:09] ---**
They say the E Class was aiming to\nget in the top fifty on the midterms.\n
**[07:14] ---**
If so, we must monopolize the top spots,\n
**[07:17] ---**
and drive out the gathering clouds.\n
**[07:20] ---**
Let us correct their insolent ideas,\nand protect the light of our school--\n
**[07:26] ---**
by our own hand!\n
**[07:29] ---**
...in first place, coming in first\non the national mock exams\n
**[07:32] ---**
and with perfect scores in all subjects,\n
**[07:36] ---**
the man with leadership in his genes:\n
**[07:39] ---**
"Student Council President" "Genetic General"\nstudent council president Gakushu Asano!\n
**[07:45] ---**
The principal's only son!\n
**[07:48] ---**
About question number 3, Asano...\n
**[07:51] ---**
Oh, that's a hard one. Try again,\nbut complete the square first.\n
**[07:57] ---**
The axis equation is x equals a, so...\n
**[08:00] ---**
Oh, I see!\n
**[08:02] ---**
They've got high hopes and top scores!\n
**[08:05] ---**
The combined charisma of\nthe proud A Class go-getters,\n
**[08:09] ---**
along with their leadership qualities...\n
**[08:11] ---**
How much better to travel a mile with you\n
**[08:15] ---**
than to travel a thousand miles in a day!\n
**[08:17] ---**
Come, let us study until your very\nvessels are filled with lovely words.\n
**[08:22] ---**
Back in LA, where I lived,\nthat grammar'd make you a laughingstock!\n
**[08:26] ---**
What counts is the size of the\nchange that event brought about.\n
**[08:30] ---**
If you can't see that, you'll wind up\non the outskirts of society.\n
**[08:34] ---**
Jam 'em in there! Do it!\n
**[08:35] ---**
In junior high and high school chemistry,\nmemorization does the trick!\n
**[08:39] ---**
Asano with perfect scores in every subject\n
**[08:42] ---**
and the others with their specializations\n
**[08:45] ---**
make up the Big Five.\n
**[08:47] ---**
They're looking to keep you from\nreturning to the main campus.\n
**[08:51] ---**
If this keeps up...\n
**[08:52] ---**
Thanks for looking out for us, Shindo.\n
**[08:56] ---**
But it's all right. Right now our goal\nisn't to get out of the E Class.\n
**[09:01] ---**
Still, to meet the goal we *do* have, we will need to beat the A Class on points.
**[09:06] ---**
Watch us, okay? We'll put up a real fight!\n
**[09:09] ---**
Knock yourself out.\nThe E Class's fight isn't my problem.\n
**[09:14] ---**
"Old Campus"\n
**[09:15] ---**
"Old Campus"\nFirst in every subject, huh?\n
**[09:19] ---**
Nagisa! Kayano!\n
**[09:20] ---**
Isogai?\n
**[09:22] ---**
Want to study in the main-campus\nlibrary after class tomorrow?\n
**[09:26] ---**
I reserved it way in advance\nwith finals in mind.\n
**[09:29] ---**
They always shunt the E Class aside till later,\n
**[09:31] ---**
so this is practically a platinum ticket for us!\n
**[09:35] ---**
Let's do it!\n
**[09:35] ---**
I'm in!\n
**[09:36] ---**
"Pop Ocks"\n
**[09:37] ---**
"Pop Ocks"\nSo earnest!\n
**[09:39] ---**
It seems it was worth putting\nmy tentacles on the line.\n
**[09:43] ---**
Sir,\n
**[09:44] ---**
I have begun raising the standards\nfor the A Class's scores,\n
**[09:47] ---**
just as you had intended.\n
**[09:50] ---**
Are you satisfied?\n
**[09:52] ---**
Asano, what we need are results.\n
**[09:56] ---**
Reporting without results is meaningless.\n
**[09:59] ---**
I know: If the A Class\noccupies the top fifty ranks\n
**[10:04] ---**
and the top spot in all five subjects,\n
**[10:07] ---**
they will pass.\n
**[10:09] ---**
The E Class cannot do\nbetter than any other class.\n
**[10:13] ---**
I understand this principle of yours,\n
**[10:15] ---**
but not why you're so insistent upon it.\n
**[10:19] ---**
Yes, their grades are improving.\n
**[10:23] ---**
But they can only go so far.\n
**[10:25] ---**
I sincerely doubt they\ncan be any match for us.\n
**[10:29] ---**
That's exactly what I want\nto teach you, Asano.\n
**[10:34] ---**
Sometimes the strong and weak\ncan switch sides, just like that.\n
**[10:38] ---**
But staying in the strong camp...\n
**[10:41] ---**
*That* is the hardest thing to do.
**[10:45] ---**
Understood, sir. I shall see to it\nthat your conditions are fulfilled.\n
**[10:51] ---**
And... may I ask you something, sir?\n
**[10:54] ---**
Not as a student, but as your son?\n
**[10:57] ---**
What's this? Looking to lean on your father?\n
**[11:00] ---**
No, no--I'm just curious.\n
**[11:05] ---**
About the E Class...\n
**[11:08] ---**
Are you hiding something?\n
**[11:15] ---**
I just can't shake my suspicions.\n
**[11:19] ---**
You've had many more dealings\nwith the E Class this school year.\n
**[11:24] ---**
As hard as it is to believe...\n
**[11:26] ---**
you're not involved in anything but\neducation, right? Nothing sketchy?\n
**[11:31] ---**
There've been rumors of a suspicious person.\n
**[11:34] ---**
People seeing a giant yellow\noctopus flying through the sky,\n
**[11:37] ---**
or a black-cloaked man buying up\nall the snacks at the corner store,\n
**[11:42] ---**
or a mysterious voice snickering\nbehind a well-endowed coed.\n
**[11:48] ---**
I'm sure these are baseless rumors,\ntotally without merit, but...\n
**[11:52] ---**
Why do you want to know? So you can\nuse that information to control me?\n
**[11:56] ---**
Of course! After all, you're the one\nwho taught me to control everything.\n
**[12:04] ---**
Spoken like the student\nI've taught the longest.\n
**[12:08] ---**
I'll put a collar on you and own you for life.\n
**[12:12] ---**
What a coincidence!\n
**[12:13] ---**
I was just thinking of keeping you as\na corporate slave until the day you die.\n
**[12:33] ---**
Well, if it isn't the E Class crew!\n
**[12:37] ---**
This library is wasted on the likes of you.\n
**[12:40] ---**
Pearls before swine, am I right?\n
**[12:43] ---**
Don't tell me...\n
**[12:44] ---**
...the Big Five?\n
**[12:46] ---**
Move it, scrubs. Those are *our* seats. Get lost!
**[12:51] ---**
Hey! Don't interrupt our studying!\n
**[12:54] ---**
Kayano... your book.\n
**[12:56] ---**
These seats are ours! We reserved them!\n
**[12:59] ---**
Yeah! And being able to study\nin air conditioning like this\n
**[13:03] ---**
is simply heavenly!\n
**[13:05] ---**
Have you forgotten? The bad-grade\nE Class can't defy the A Class--\n
**[13:09] ---**
not at *this* school.
**[13:11] ---**
W-We can, too!\n
**[13:13] ---**
What?\n
**[13:14] ---**
We're aiming for the top\nfinals scores in every subject!\n
**[13:18] ---**
Let's see you try to boss us around then!\n
**[13:22] ---**
Okuda...\n
**[13:23] ---**
Don't talk back to me, you cheeky bitch!\n
**[13:26] ---**
And those glasses make you look like a hick!\n
**[13:29] ---**
Right, Araki?\n
**[13:30] ---**
Oh, uh-huh.\n
**[13:32] ---**
In all your criticism,\nyou've overlooked something.\n
**[13:34] ---**
See? Here we have a pearl *among* the swine.
**[13:38] ---**
What a pity. You and I would\nmake a magnificent pair...\n
**[13:40] ---**
if you only had the academic chops.\n
**[13:43] ---**
Perhaps you could be our servant.\n
**[13:45] ---**
Uh, er... no.\n
**[13:47] ---**
She has the *worst* luck in men.
**[13:50] ---**
Hang on...\n
**[13:52] ---**
Aren't these the same ones from midterms?\n
**[13:55] ---**
--Yukiko Kanzaki, ranked 23rd in Japanese.\n--We have an opening for a maid.\n
**[13:59] ---**
--Rio Nakamura, ranked 11th in English.\n--But...\n
**[14:02] ---**
--Yuma Isogai, ranked 14th in social studies.\n--Hey! Cut it out already!\n
**[14:05] ---**
Manami Okuda, ranked 17th in science...\n
**[14:08] ---**
I get it. So you're not entirely\nwithout academic skill--\n
**[14:12] ---**
in *one* subject, anyway.
**[14:14] ---**
Then how about this?\n
**[14:16] ---**
Whichever of our two classes\n
**[14:19] ---**
snags the most top spots over all five subjects\n
**[14:22] ---**
gets to make the loser do anything they want.\n
**[14:28] ---**
What's wrong? Chicken?\nYou're all bark and no bite!\n
**[14:32] ---**
We're perfectly willing to\nput our lives on the line.\n
**[14:41] ---**
You probably shouldn't be\nso quick to bet your lives.\n
**[14:44] ---**
All right, then! We have ourselves a deal!\n
**[14:48] ---**
We'll make you do something *worse* than death!
**[14:50] ---**
You can't run!\n
**[14:52] ---**
You'll regret this!\n
**[14:53] ---**
"Quiet, Please"\n
**[14:57] ---**
Word of this commotion spread\nthroughout the school before long.\n
**[15:04] ---**
S-Sorry, Asano...\n
**[15:06] ---**
I thought it was just a dumb bet,\n
**[15:08] ---**
but those smartasses had\nto go and take us up on it.\n
**[15:11] ---**
It's not all bad. Maybe this way we\ncan turn up the heat on the A Class.\n
**[15:17] ---**
But let's clarify the rules so\nwe won't have any trouble later:\n
**[15:23] ---**
The winner can hand down only one command,\n
**[15:26] ---**
the details of which will\nbe announced after finals.\n
**[15:29] ---**
Only one? That doesn't seem like enough.\n
**[15:32] ---**
So what's ours going to be?\n
**[15:40] ---**
To consent to this agreement. Only that.\n
**[15:46] ---**
Fifty clauses of the E Class pledging\nsubordination to the A Class.\n
**[15:51] ---**
In return, the A Class will lead\nthe E Class as model students.\n
**[15:57] ---**
It's a status of forces agreement--a win-win.\n
**[16:02] ---**
One command encompassing fifty\nline items of codified servitude?\n
**[16:05] ---**
And that's a win-win, is it?\n
**[16:08] ---**
Did you just now come up with all this?\n
**[16:11] ---**
You're one scary guy.\n
**[16:13] ---**
Scary? Perish the thought.\n
**[16:17] ---**
This is just a little game\namong autonomous students.\n
**[16:22] ---**
I've got a good grasp of civil law.\n
**[16:24] ---**
I *could* whip up a contract that would break a man.
**[16:30] ---**
What I'm trying to convey here,\nmy fellow students,\n
**[16:34] ---**
is that if we play this game,\nwe play for keeps.\n
**[16:37] ---**
We must meet any and all opponents\nhead-on and in all seriousness!\n
**[16:41] ---**
That is the duty of the A Class\nthat illuminates all!\n
**[16:48] ---**
He knows just what to say to rally the troops.\n
**[16:51] ---**
We all know that, but we jump at\nthe chance to tag along after him,\n
**[16:56] ---**
believing in the victory beyond his hypocrisy.\n
**[17:00] ---**
He's the absolute ace of the\nA-for-Ace Class, Gakushu Asano.\n
**[17:05] ---**
There's not a student here\nwho can surpass him.\n
**[17:11] ---**
Come on, Karma--shape up and study right!\n
**[17:14] ---**
You know you have a good chance\nof getting the overall best score!\n
**[17:18] ---**
I would anyway.\nYour teaching methods are top-notch.\n
**[17:23] ---**
"In-Depth Reading" "For Finals"\n"Slay 'Em!" "Special Enhanced Lesson"\n
**[17:24] ---**
But you know, Koro Sensei...\n
**[17:27] ---**
the way you've been going on\nabout top this, top that--\n
**[17:29] ---**
you're sounding like a regular\nteacher: crappy and boring.\n
**[17:35] ---**
Anyway, what's the plan?\n
**[17:37] ---**
You know those A Class goons\nhave something up their sleeve.\n
**[17:42] ---**
Don't sweat it, Karma. What more\ndoes the E Class even have to lose?\n
**[17:48] ---**
If we win, we can make them do anything!\n
**[17:50] ---**
I'd like them to let us use the cafeteria!\n
**[17:55] ---**
I have an idea about that.\n
**[17:58] ---**
What if we make them hand *this* over?
**[18:01] ---**
The school pamphlet?\n
**[18:05] ---**
You've already been at\nthe bottom of the heap.\n
**[18:08] ---**
That's why I'd like you to experience\na lively battle for the top.\n
**[18:14] ---**
An assassin must aim for\nthe top--and take it down.\n
**[18:23] ---**
Asano's whipped up a confrontational\nfrenzy against the E Class.\n
**[18:29] ---**
We can only use it to improve\nthe standard deviation at our school.\n
**[18:33] ---**
Don't worry!\n
**[18:35] ---**
Even the A Class will have the devil's\nown time finding the answer\n
**[18:38] ---**
to *these* concentrated nuggets of knowledge!
**[18:43] ---**
These are no longer mere exam problems!\n
**[18:49] ---**
Oh, no: why, these have become...\n
**[18:52] ---**
*conundrums*!
**[18:55] ---**
Very good. I look forward to\nseeing how it all turns out.\n
**[19:02] ---**
Hidden among all these radical\nprovisions is one nondescript item:\n
**[19:07] ---**
The E Class is forbidden from keeping secrets.\n
**[19:09] ---**
This is what I'm *really* after.
**[19:12] ---**
Whatever the E Class's big secret\nis that you're trying to conceal,\n
**[19:17] ---**
I can use this to shake them up, and then...\n
**[19:22] ---**
Then I'll have found your weakness,\nand you'll in be my thrall.\n
**[19:25] ---**
After all, Father... the apple\ndoesn't fall far from the tree.\n
**[19:33] ---**
"Finals Day"\n
**[19:37] ---**
Well, Nagisa?\n
**[19:39] ---**
You ready for this?\n
**[19:41] ---**
If what I studied is on there.\n
**[19:43] ---**
Stand up straight and be a man!\n
**[19:45] ---**
You're aiming for the top in English!\n
**[19:47] ---**
This'll be rich!\n
**[19:49] ---**
So you made a reckless\nbet with the A Class, eh?\n
**[19:52] ---**
Wonder what they'll make you do?\n
**[19:59] ---**
--Well! Looks like we're the first ones here!\n--Tanaka!\n
**[20:05] ---**
Who's that?!\n
**[20:06] ---**
Ritsu's proxy.\n
**[20:07] ---**
We couldn't get the principal\nto allow an AI to take part,\n
**[20:12] ---**
so we settled on a stand-in,\nsomeone Ritsu had taught.\n
**[20:16] ---**
Do you have any idea what it feels like\n
**[20:18] ---**
to have the principal give you a pity-filled\n
**[20:20] ---**
you've-sure-got-it-rough look\nduring those negotiations?\n
**[20:24] ---**
We're not worthy!\n
**[20:28] ---**
Ritsu has a message for you, and so do I:\n
**[20:32] ---**
Good luck.\n
**[20:34] ---**
Yes, sir!\n
**[20:39] ---**
I won't lose. I'll keep on beating them all.\n
**[20:47] ---**
These are exams each of us takes separately,\n
**[20:50] ---**
yet we still feel like we're in the\nsame boat with all these others.\n
**[20:56] ---**
Those we fight beside,\n
**[20:59] ---**
those we fight against,\n
**[21:02] ---**
the cheers and jeers from the onlookers.\n
**[21:05] ---**
This is almost like...\n
**[21:12] ---**
We are assassins.\n
**[21:16] ---**
And right now we're gladiators, too.\n
**[21:23] ---**
Another day...\n
**[21:27] ---**
...another fight bell rings!\n
**[21:43] ---**
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
**[21:50] ---**
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
**[21:56] ---**
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
**[22:01] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[22:07] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[22:10] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[22:13] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[22:18] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[22:25] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:33] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:35] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[22:38] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[22:39] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[22:44] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[22:50] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[22:56] ---**
*Shine again *
# 16 - School's Out/1st Term
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**[00:11] ---**
These are exams each of us takes separately,\n
**[00:14] ---**
yet we still feel like we're in\nthe same boat with all these others.\n
**[00:20] ---**
Those we fight beside,\n
**[00:23] ---**
those we fight against,\n
**[00:26] ---**
the cheers and jeers from the onlookers.\n
**[00:29] ---**
This is almost like...\n
**[00:36] ---**
We are assassins.\n
**[00:39] ---**
And right now we're gladiators, too.\n
**[00:47] ---**
Another day...\n
**[00:51] ---**
...another fight bell rings!\n
**[00:56] ---**
Tests are a good thing.\n
**[00:58] ---**
The knowledge gained\nfrom a night of cramming\n
**[01:00] ---**
will be all but forgotten\nonce you hit adulthood.\n
**[01:04] ---**
And that's fine.\n
**[01:05] ---**
The experience you gain through competition,\n
**[01:08] ---**
having sharpened your skills\nand broadened your minds\n
**[01:11] ---**
all under the same set of rules?\n
**[01:13] ---**
*That's* the real treasure.
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So fast!\n
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Much faster than midterms...\n
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At a combined junior-senior high prep school,\n
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it's not unusual for junior-high students\n
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to start learning at a\nhigh-school level in year 3.\n
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The fastest-paced subjects at our school\n
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are English, math, and science.\n
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But the same conditions apply to us all.\n
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*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
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*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
**[01:48] ---**
*Sensei! Target on *
**[01:52] ---**
*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
**[01:57] ---**
*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
**[02:02] ---**
*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
**[02:10] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
**[02:12] ---**
*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
**[02:18] ---**
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
**[02:26] ---**
*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
**[02:28] ---**
*Will we, still incomplete *
**[02:31] ---**
*Be able to shoot through *
**[02:33] ---**
*The invincible target that's you? *
**[02:36] ---**
*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
**[02:42] ---**
*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
**[02:44] ---**
*Lost in so many ways *
**[02:47] ---**
*For you more than anyone else *
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*Studying like a house on fire *
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*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
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*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
**[03:00] ---**
*Revolution *
**[03:03] ---**
*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
**[03:09] ---**
"Episode 16: School's Out/1st Term"\n
**[03:20] ---**
So this is the last problem?\n
**[03:24] ---**
Those scrubs! I spent a year in\nLos Angeles when my folks worked there.\n
**[03:28] ---**
There's no way any junior-high\nlevel stuff will trip me up now!\n
**[03:33] ---**
"If you want to know the truth, I felt like\nslapping the cook's face a hundred times."\n
**[03:38] ---**
It's not going down? What the--?\nYou could use this as the answer key!\n
**[03:45] ---**
Why so serious?\n
**[03:46] ---**
Lighten up a little, Mr. Top Scholar!\n
**[03:52] ---**
A perfect score? From the E Class?!\n
**[03:56] ---**
I'm guessing you never read Salinger's *The Catcher in the Rye*.
**[04:01] ---**
Leave it to a fine school to\ncome up with some fine questions.\n
**[04:06] ---**
The questions cite famous literature.\n
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They'll want the scoring standard to include\n
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how much a student reads\nand how adaptable she can be.\n
**[04:15] ---**
They'll probably lose points\nif they don't answer\n
**[04:16] ---**
in the same rough and concise\ncolloquial style as the source text.\n
**[04:20] ---**
"Honestly, I wanted to give that cook\na hundred slaps in the face."\n
**[04:20] ---**
I did it!\n
**[04:22] ---**
Damn! Our English teacher\nonly mentioned that novel\n
**[04:26] ---**
in passing in the middle of class!\n
**[04:28] ---**
I guess you didn't have many\nfriends overseas, eh, Seo?\n
**[04:32] ---**
Like an octopus who practically\npushed books onto you?\n
**[04:36] ---**
I've always admired this\nkind of subtle rebellion.\n
**[04:39] ---**
You simply must read it in both languages.\n
**[04:42] ---**
It ought to strike a real\nchord with you at your age.\n
**[04:45] ---**
Dammit!\n
**[04:47] ---**
Ha! Science is all about memorization!\n
**[04:56] ---**
Huh? I can't get its armor off!\n
**[04:59] ---**
But I *know* I memorized this!
**[05:02] ---**
Well, you see...\n
**[05:03] ---**
Got it!\n
**[05:05] ---**
*Real* science isn't any fun if it's just memorization.
**[05:10] ---**
Science absolutely loves when you tell it--\n
**[05:12] ---**
in words, mind you--\n
**[05:15] ---**
that you know what it is.\n
**[05:24] ---**
Even in science, you need language\nskills to reach your opponent.\n
**[05:28] ---**
I understand that now, Koro Sensei!\n
**[05:32] ---**
Now I've done it...\n
**[05:34] ---**
How am I supposed to know how many times\n
**[05:36] ---**
the Tokyo International Conference\non African Development has met?!\n
**[05:41] ---**
That was close. Good thing I studied that.\n
**[05:45] ---**
Isogai, you little...\n
**[05:47] ---**
Just a fluke. See, my family's pretty poor,\n
**[05:51] ---**
and when I looked it up out of sympathy\nfor Africa's poverty issues...\n
**[05:54] ---**
--No time like the present!\n--Wha-a-at?!\n
**[05:58] ---**
Being taken to the actual location\n
**[06:00] ---**
only made me that much *more* interested!
**[06:06] ---**
"Spring has gone away\nand summer come, it would seem--\n
**[06:10] ---**
from those white hemp robes\nlaid to dry in the sunlight\n
**[06:14] ---**
on Kagu's Heavenly Hill."\n
**[06:21] ---**
Your words are as lovely as your face!\n
**[06:24] ---**
But a mere sliver of a satisfactory answer\n
**[06:27] ---**
does not an aced exam make!\n
**[06:32] ---**
"First Term Final: Math"\n
**[06:32] ---**
Math, eh?\n
**[06:34] ---**
Akabane's in the E Class?\n
**[06:37] ---**
He came in second on the midterms, after me.\n
**[06:42] ---**
Quite a showing for an E Class student.\n
**[06:44] ---**
However...\n
**[06:47] ---**
I have no blind spots--\nnot in math, not in any subject.\n
**[06:59] ---**
Aw!\n
**[07:01] ---**
Everyone's in such a tizzy.\n
**[07:04] ---**
That's not what winning is all about.\n
**[07:12] ---**
Total victory is scoring an easy win\nby doing what you always do.\n
**[07:22] ---**
He'll be my sacrifice to\nthe proper way of winning.\n
**[07:25] ---**
That'll show 'em.\n
**[07:29] ---**
Two days of exams.\nAssassination, our wager--\n
**[07:33] ---**
everything was riding on\nhow many circles we got.\n
**[07:43] ---**
Well, class,\n
**[07:46] ---**
your scores in all subjects have arrived.\n
**[07:57] ---**
Here goes. Starting with English:\n
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First in the E Class\n
**[08:05] ---**
and first in the grade...\n
**[08:09] ---**
Rio Nakamura!\n
**[08:13] ---**
Take that!\n
**[08:13] ---**
"Rio Nakamura" "100 in English" "1st in Year 3"\nTake that!\n
**[08:15] ---**
*What*?!
**[08:15] ---**
"Tomoya Seo" "95 in English" "3rd in Year 3" *What*?!
**[08:17] ---**
Perfect.\n
**[08:19] ---**
Though your motivation had a\nwhimsical side that worried me.\n
**[08:23] ---**
Well, there Ā\n
**[08:26] ---**
Don't forget about that tentacle, now, sir.\n
**[08:29] ---**
I won't.\n
**[08:32] ---**
Nagisa, you put up a good fight,\n
**[08:33] ---**
but you haven't kicked your habit\nof making spelling mistakes\n
**[08:35] ---**
"Nagisa Shiota" "91 in English" "6th in Year 3"\nwhen it really counts.\n
**[08:39] ---**
Still, top marks in a subject\nmeans that's one tentacle down.\n
**[08:44] ---**
"To Be Destroyed"\n
**[08:44] ---**
"To Be Destroyed"\nLet's wait until I've read all the scores\n
**[08:46] ---**
to see if we have something to celebrate.\n
**[08:49] ---**
Next up is Japanese:\n
**[08:52] ---**
First in the E Class...\n
**[08:55] ---**
Yukiko Kanzaki!\n
**[08:57] ---**
However!\n
**[08:58] ---**
First in the grade goes to\nGakushu Asano of the A Class!\n
**[09:04] ---**
"96 in Japanese" "2nd in Year 3"\nKanzaki, you did an excellent job.\n
**[09:06] ---**
"96 in Japanese" "2nd in Year 3"\nAnd that's enough.\n
**[09:08] ---**
Asano can really nab those points.\n
**[09:10] ---**
He's crazy tough. Nakamura only\nbeat him in English by a single point.\n
**[09:14] ---**
That's the top in the nation for you.\nNo chinks--not in any subject.\n
**[09:19] ---**
They're collectively known as the Big Five...\n
**[09:20] ---**
"94 in Japanese" "3rd in Year 3"\nThey're collectively known as the Big Five...\n
**[09:22] ---**
"94 in Japanese" "3rd in Year 3"\n...but it really comes down to Asano.\n
**[09:24] ---**
You've got to take him down\nor you'll never get to the top.\n
**[09:29] ---**
Let's move on.\n
**[09:32] ---**
In social studies, first in the\nE Class goes to Yuma Isogai.\n
**[09:36] ---**
As for first in the grade?\n
**[09:39] ---**
Congratulations!\n
**[09:41] ---**
You beat out Asano to take the top spot!\n
**[09:44] ---**
"97 in Social Studies" "1st in Year 3"\nYesss!\n
**[09:46] ---**
"94 in Social Studies" "2nd in Year 3"\n
**[09:46] ---**
"94 in Social Studies" "2nd in Year 3"\nAn excellent job, especially considering\n
**[09:49] ---**
"93 in Social Studies" "3rd in Year 3"\nall the fiendish questions you had to deal with!\n
**[09:50] ---**
We're 2 and 1!\n
**[09:52] ---**
Next up is science... is it Okuda?\n
**[09:54] ---**
First in the E Class for science\nis Manami Okuda! And...\n
**[10:00] ---**
Marvelous! First in the grade is *also* Manami Okuda!
**[10:05] ---**
"Manami Okuda"\n"98 in Science" "1st in Year 3"\n
**[10:07] ---**
That's 3 and 1!\n
**[10:09] ---**
We don't even have to hear how\n
**[10:10] ---**
"95 in Science" "2nd in Year 3"\nmath turned out--the E Class won this!\n
**[10:13] ---**
--Hooray!\n--Great work, Okuda!\n
**[10:15] ---**
That tentacle is yours!\n
**[10:17] ---**
And so is what we're\nasking for in this little deal!\n
**[10:20] ---**
I can't wait!\n
**[10:21] ---**
So that just leaves math.\n
**[10:28] ---**
"Gakushu Asano"\n"100 in Math" "1st in Year 3"\n
**[10:32] ---**
We're 3 and 2 over all five subjects.\nWe lost to the E Class.\n
**[10:37] ---**
What could be more humiliating?\n
**[10:39] ---**
But it still worked out, Koyama.\nI mean, we beat them on total scores.\n
**[10:45] ---**
Hmph.\n
**[10:46] ---**
I got my own back against the guy\nwho stole fourth place from me.\n
**[10:50] ---**
But that guy...\n
**[10:51] ---**
"85 in Math" "10th in Year 3"\nHe dug his own grave!\n
**[10:54] ---**
"Total Score: 469" "13th in Year 3"\nDidn't even bother to compete, the scrub.\n
**[11:01] ---**
The A Class is mighty indeed.\n
**[11:04] ---**
They monopolize the top six ranks\nin overall scores for five subjects.\n
**[11:07] ---**
The best overall scores in the E Class\n
**[11:10] ---**
were Kataoka's and Takebayashi's,\ntied for 7th place.\n
**[11:13] ---**
That's to be expected. Everyone in\nthe A Class studied like mad, too.\n
**[11:19] ---**
The tests' difficulty levels\nhad been ramped up.\n
**[11:22] ---**
No lazy student could be expected to keep up.\n
**[11:25] ---**
What are you trying to say?\n
**[11:27] ---**
You thought, "I'm so cool--\nI'll ace these exams, no sweat"?\n
**[11:32] ---**
How mortifying!\n
**[11:36] ---**
"Total Score: 491" "1st in Year 3"\nCongratulations on retaining\n
**[11:38] ---**
"Total Score: 491" "1st in Year 3"\nyour individual total top rank.\n
**[11:40] ---**
Or so I'd like to say,\n
**[11:42] ---**
if it weren't for a wager\nyou made with the E Class.\n
**[11:46] ---**
A wager that *you* lost.
**[11:49] ---**
The entire school knows\nall about your little bet.\n
**[11:52] ---**
You'll have a tough time refusing\nthe E Class's request now.\n
**[11:56] ---**
So what will you do?\n
**[11:57] ---**
Do you want the school to protect you?\n
**[12:01] ---**
No, thank you.\n
**[12:03] ---**
I believe you said\n
**[12:05] ---**
you'd put a collar on me\nand keep me as a pet,\n
**[12:08] ---**
or attempt to expose\nmy nonexistent secrets.\n
**[12:13] ---**
You certainly talk big\n
**[12:15] ---**
for a whelp who can't even\nwin a bet with his peers.\n
**[12:26] ---**
Three students have the right\nto destroy one of my tentacles:\n
**[12:29] ---**
Nakamura, Isogai, and Okuda.\n
**[12:33] ---**
*You* contributed nothing, not to this assassination and not to this wager.
**[12:39] ---**
Is that understood?\n
**[12:42] ---**
Those who couldn't do what they\nhad to when the time came for action\n
**[12:45] ---**
will find their presence\nfading in our classroom.\n
**[12:48] ---**
An assassin who neglects to sharpen\nhis blade is no assassin at all.\n
**[12:52] ---**
He's just a boastful brat\nswinging around a rusty sword.\n
**[13:00] ---**
Wasn't that a little much?\n
**[13:03] ---**
Don't worry. I only cut him down\nbecause he'll spring right back up.\n
**[13:09] ---**
He's been gifted with so much talent.\n
**[13:12] ---**
But one so talented so often lacks experience.\n
**[13:17] ---**
There's the danger of training him up\nwithout knowing real competition,\n
**[13:20] ---**
just so he can keep on winning\nwithout ever really trying.\n
**[13:23] ---**
If great talent knows the\nfrustration of defeat early on,\n
**[13:27] ---**
it can become even greater.\n
**[13:30] ---**
Exams are an opportunity to teach correctly\n
**[13:33] ---**
the meaning of winning and losing,\nof strong and weak.\n
**[13:37] ---**
Students, soak up heaping helpings\nof successes and setbacks!\n
**[13:42] ---**
Take in now what it means to win,\nwhat it means to lose!\n
**[13:49] ---**
It's just so important--and I didn't\nrealize it until the very end.\n
**[14:02] ---**
All right, class,\n
**[14:04] ---**
you had a fine showing in the finals,\n
**[14:06] ---**
taking the top spot in\nthree out of five subjects.\n
**[14:10] ---**
Shall we get started with the assassination?\n
**[14:13] ---**
The top three can choose\nany tentacle they like.\n
**[14:16] ---**
I can lose three, no problem.\nSix, now... that would have been rough.\n
**[14:21] ---**
Whoa there, octopus!\n
**[14:23] ---**
We got more than three in the top spot!\n
**[14:27] ---**
No, there are three, Terasaka,\n
**[14:29] ---**
over Japanese, English, social studies, and--\n
**[14:33] ---**
Huh? Quit playin' dumb!\n
**[14:35] ---**
Five subjects, that's Japanese,\nEnglish, social studies, science,\n
**[14:39] ---**
and home ec!\n
**[14:40] ---**
H-Home ec?!\n
**[14:43] ---**
No one said *what* subjects to ace!
**[14:44] ---**
"100 in Home Ec" "1st in Year 3" No one said *what* subjects to ace!
**[14:47] ---**
Nice that we *all* had a hand in this scheme.
**[14:49] ---**
W-Wait a second! Home ec is just--\n
**[14:52] ---**
Just what?\n
**[14:53] ---**
Isn't that a little rude, Koro Sensei?\n
**[14:56] ---**
Why, home ec is the toughest\nsubject of them all.\n
**[14:59] ---**
Yeah! Don't break your promise!\n
**[15:01] ---**
Four of us scored highest in the\nmost important subject: home ec!\n
**[15:04] ---**
That's seven tentacles in all!\n
**[15:06] ---**
--Sev-en! Sev-en! Se-ven!\n--Seven?! Eeek!\n
**[15:10] ---**
Oh, and Koro Sensei, we've been talking...\n
**[15:14] ---**
We'll use our prize from the A Class\nwager with this assassination.\n
**[15:19] ---**
What?\n
**[15:22] ---**
The end-of-term ceremony came\nhot on the heels of our last day.\n
**[15:26] ---**
But there was one thing left for us to do.\n
**[15:32] ---**
Aw, yeah, here he comes:\nMr. Student Council President.\n
**[15:37] ---**
What do you want?\nI'm too busy with the ceremony\n
**[15:40] ---**
to deal with the likes of the E Class.\n
**[15:42] ---**
Not so fast! Aren't you forgettin' something?\n
**[15:49] ---**
We had a bet, Asano, where the winner\ncould make any one demand.\n
**[15:54] ---**
We sent our demand via email.\nI trust you have no complaints?\n
**[15:59] ---**
Don't even try pretendin'\nit was all just a joke!\n
**[16:02] ---**
We could always throw home ec\ninto those five subjects.\n
**[16:07] ---**
'Course, we'd still win!\n
**[16:10] ---**
You sure got the wool pulled over your eyes--\n
**[16:13] ---**
and by a pack of ne'er-do-wells to boot.\n
**[16:14] ---**
Yes, though their argument\nwas practically splitting hairs.\n
**[16:19] ---**
But I'm glad.\n
**[16:21] ---**
--Since home ec isn't on any entrance exams,\n--And now, for the crowning touch... olive oil!\n
**[16:23] ---**
--it's not that important,\n--And now, for the crowning touch... olive oil!\n
**[16:25] ---**
--so there's a tendency for home ec teachers\n--And now, for the crowning touch... olive oil!\n
**[16:28] ---**
--to put whatever questions they like on the exam.\n--Don't scrimp on the sesame oil!\n
**[16:30] ---**
--That puts the E Class at an overwhelming disadvantage,\n--Really pour it on!\n
**[16:34] ---**
since I'm their only teacher.\n
**[16:36] ---**
They must have done some serious\nresearch into past testing trends--\n
**[16:41] ---**
all to get the better of me.\n
**[16:44] ---**
Their creative thinking in finding a loophole\n
**[16:46] ---**
and the power to focus on attacking it:\n
**[16:48] ---**
they're practically made for my classroom.\n
**[16:53] ---**
By the way...\n
**[16:55] ---**
why did we have to stay behind?\n
**[16:58] ---**
Mr. Karasuma told us not to\ncome to the closing ceremony.\n
**[17:01] ---**
Because you're an octopus!\n
**[17:03] ---**
Because *you're* a bitch!
**[17:08] ---**
Karma!\n
**[17:09] ---**
Since when do you attend\nall-school assemblies?\n
**[17:13] ---**
If I skip now, it'll look like I'm running away.\n
**[17:16] ---**
No thanks.\n
**[17:18] ---**
Storehouse Beach!\n
**[17:20] ---**
Storehouse--huh?\n
**[17:24] ---**
Mr. Karasuma! The fake Ritsu is\ntoo distracting--I can't concentrate!\n
**[17:28] ---**
Suck it up. This is to keep Ritsu\nfrom being exposed as a machine.\n
**[17:33] ---**
She's my immediate supervisor's daughter.\n
**[17:35] ---**
Tight-lipped and knows better than to pry.\n
**[17:38] ---**
And my supervisor's glad that\nRitsu's tutoring got her grades up.\n
**[17:41] ---**
She's been next to me ever since exams.\n
**[17:44] ---**
My concentration took such a hit,\n
**[17:45] ---**
"Total Score: 338" "95th of 186 in Year 3"\nI wound up last in class!\n
**[17:49] ---**
Last in class? That's still around\nthe middle of the grade.\n
**[17:53] ---**
He's come a long way from the very, *very* bottom.
**[17:57] ---**
Now, it may be summer vacation,\nbut don't slack off.\n
**[18:00] ---**
Er, uh...\n
**[18:03] ---**
You don't want to wind up like the E Class...\n
**[18:07] ---**
Even his usual E Class insults are bombing.\n
**[18:10] ---**
All because the End Class\nvied for the top spot.\n
**[18:14] ---**
Koro Sensei may not have been with us today,\n
**[18:17] ---**
but we stood with our heads held high.\n
**[18:22] ---**
This term ends with the students\nmore aware of their performance.\n
**[18:28] ---**
This will only serve to further\nfan the flames of humiliation\n
**[18:31] ---**
and a sense of danger for the E Class.\n
**[18:35] ---**
Even at this unusual time,\nwith Earth's existence in the balance,\n
**[18:38] ---**
my education principles\nare functioning flawlessly.\n
**[18:44] ---**
And yet... precisely because they *are* the End Class,
**[18:48] ---**
measures must be taken--\n
**[18:50] ---**
while school's out for the summer.\n
**[18:56] ---**
"Summer Vacation Guidebook"\n"Kunugigaoka Junior High School, Class 3-E"\n
**[18:57] ---**
One for each of you.\n
**[18:59] ---**
Again with the overkill guidebooks!\n
**[19:01] ---**
It's like an accordion!\n
**[19:04] ---**
And even this isn't enough.\n
**[19:06] ---**
The temptations of summer\nare simply too many to mention.\n
**[19:10] ---**
Now, then!\n
**[19:12] ---**
We're about to head into summer vacation,\n
**[19:15] ---**
but you have a certain\nmain event coming up.\n
**[19:18] ---**
Yeah, this--what we won in that wager!\n
**[19:21] ---**
It's a privilege normally reserved\nfor the class with the best grades--\n
**[19:26] ---**
that is, the A Class.\n
**[19:28] ---**
But this time, both the A and E\nClasses dominated the top fifty.\n
**[19:34] ---**
You more than qualify.\n
**[19:38] ---**
"Kunugigaoka Junior High Special Summer Course"\n"Boost Your Concentration in the Open Air!"\n
**[19:40] ---**
Summer vacation! The Kunugigaoka\nJunior High Special Summer Course:\n
**[19:44] ---**
three days and two nights\nat an Okinawa resort!\n
**[19:47] ---**
Yahoo!\n
**[19:52] ---**
Let 'em have that lousy old domestic trip.\n
**[19:56] ---**
Some Big Five you are--\nchoking when it matters most!\n
**[19:58] ---**
What a joke!\n
**[19:59] ---**
The only winner you've got is Asano!\n
**[20:01] ---**
Will you shut up?\n
**[20:04] ---**
A losing dog has no right to bark.\n
**[20:07] ---**
Sit and stay until I tug your leash.\n
**[20:11] ---**
You'll pay for this.\n
**[20:14] ---**
And, E Class, you're first in my sights,\n
**[20:17] ---**
before I deal with my father.\n
**[20:21] ---**
So what you'd rather do...\n
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Yes: we'll cash in our tentacle-destroying\nrights during summer camp.\n
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Seven tentacles is a big handicap.\nBut don't stop there!\n
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Come after me with\nraw hunger on this island...\n
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surrounded on all sides\nby water--my weakness!\n
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Let me be honest: You've become\nformidable students indeed.\n
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I've already given you report cards\nto show your parents.\n
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*These* are my report cards for *you*.
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A classroomful of double circles:\n
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our target's highest score\nfor these past three months.\n
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In the first term, you made full use\nof the basics you learned.\n
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This summer vacation, it's time for\nplenty of fun, plenty of studying,\n
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and plenty of killing.\n
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Class 3-E, Kunugigaoka Junior High:\nthe assassination classroom!\n
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The first term full of\nfundamentals is hereby over!\n
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*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
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*On the backs of closed eyelids *
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*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
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*C'mon, let's go walking *
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*I draw and I draw *
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*But they don't get any neater *
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*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
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*I still remember the shooting star *
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*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
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*Hello, shooting star *
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*Hello, shooting star again *
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*She's been waiting *
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*That dreaming girl has been here *
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*All this time, ah ah *
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*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
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*Shine again *
# 17 - Island Time
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Surprise!\n
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"Tell Us, Kunudon!"\n
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"Tell Us, Kunudon!"\nTell us, Kunudon!\n
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Hi, everybody! It's me, Kunudon!\n
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Sir Kunudon!\n
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The students with the best grades\nat Kunugigaoka Academy\n
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are entitled to a fantastic privilege:\n
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Vested interest!\n
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Three days and two nights\nat a luxury summer school\n
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in always-summery Okinawa!\n
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Diplomatic passports!\n
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The school pays for the hotel\nand everything that goes with it.\n
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Students can study to their hearts' content!\n
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Sheer debauchery! Yay!\n
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What? What do you mean, the E Class is going?!\n
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*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
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*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
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*Sensei! Target on *
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*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
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*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
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*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
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*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
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*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
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*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
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*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
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*Will we, still incomplete *
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*Be able to shoot through *
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*The invincible target that's you? *
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*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
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*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
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*Lost in so many ways *
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*For you more than anyone else *
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*Studying like a house on fire *
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*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
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*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
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*Revolution *
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*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
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"Episode 17: Island Time"\n
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Whoa, just look at 'em all!\n
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Ah, summer vacation--and the\nfreedom of being out of school!\n
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Or so you'd think.\n
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Why are we here at school?\n
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Well... I don't want everyone to\nsee me out catching bugs at my age.\n
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I'm a city boy--I've always wanted to do this.\n
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And Karma happened to point me\nto a tree with some good bugs on it.\n
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I didn't expect *you* to come, Maehara. Never pegged you as an insect fan.
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Our next assassination'll be\nat that island resort, right?\n
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Wouldn't you say we're\nmissing a little something?\n
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Like what?\n
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Money!\n
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You need buying power if you're gonna\nsnag yourself a swimsuited babe!\n
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That runt won't do the trick...\nbut a giant stag beetle?\n
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Those babies'll net you\ntens of thousands of yen!\n
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Auction 'em off online for major cashola--\n
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we'll make at least enough\nto cover a fancy dinner\n
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and a place to chill out!\n
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I think he's forgotten\nwhat this trip's all about.\n
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Yeah. Not exactly a\n15-year-old's vacation plans.\n
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That won't work!\n
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Giant stag beetles? Those are old news!\n
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Kurahashi!\n
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Morning! You're all here to scrape up\nsome spending money, too, huh?\n
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Hey, what do you mean\nstag beetles are old news?\n
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Well...\n
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I guess they were super pricey\nright around when we were born,\n
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but today's artificial breeding methods\nhave saturated the market,\n
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bringing their prices way down.\n
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The Great Stag Beetle Crash!\n
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I thought one beetle would\nabout pay for one babe.\n
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No way. These days,\nbabes are way more expensive.\n
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You sure know a lot about this, Kurahashi.\nAre you into bugs?\n
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Yep! Along with every other living thing!\n
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Hey, since we're all here...\n
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Let's all go bug-hunting!\nWe're bound to find tons if we all try!\n
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The innocent and genuine Kurahashi\n
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knows an insane amount\nabout living creatures.\n
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Just the right helping hand\nfor a bunch of crass-ish guys\n
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to have around.\n
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Mmm. Pretty nice haul.\n
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Whoa! Did you set this?\n
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My own homemade trap.\nI put it out last night.\n
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"Let ferment for 1-2 days"\n
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There are about twenty\nmore of them out there,\n
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so that's about a thousand\nyen apiece if we're lucky!\n
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Not too shabby for a side job!\n
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I hope we caught the one I was looking for!\n
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What an inefficient trap.\nAnd you call yourselves the E Class?\n
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Okajima!\n
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Pulling in a measly thousand\nyen at a time? Yeah, right.\n
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*My* trap'll bring in a cool ten billion!
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Oof.\n
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Ten billion... you don't mean--\n
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Oh, but I do.\n
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If we're planning an assassination\non this southern isle,\n
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that octopus'll be letting his\nguard down in the meantime.\n
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And *that's* what I'm after.
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"Stag"\n
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Oh, yeah--here we go!\n
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He went right for my dirty-book trap!\n
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Wow. When do you see the speedy Koro Sensei moving that *slowly*?
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That one must be right up his alley...\n
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And what's with the stag beetle dress-up?\n
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Is he trying to blend in? That's just sad.\n
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Every mountain has one: the porn repository.\n
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The kids who find their dreams\nthere grow old enough\n
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to buy their own dirty magazines,\n
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then leave behind dreams\nfor someone else to find.\n
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It's a place of neverending dreams.\n
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I'm glad you're here! Lend me a hand--\n
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our porn power'll give him a dream\nhe'll never wake up from!\n
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We seem to have reached maximum crassitude.\n
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I did some major research\ninto his top turn-ons, y'know.\n
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Can't buy the stuff myself,\nbut I found a few.\n
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Wouldn't he like anything with big boobs?\n
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As it turns out, yeah.\n
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"6/29: A hit!"\nDirty magazines are dreams.\n
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Everyone looks for his ideal in their pages.\n
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"7/6: A miss." "S&M Mania"\nEveryone looks for his ideal in their pages.\n
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"7/15: Photos a hit, setup doesn't sit well" "Pleasure Forest"\nPhotos and manga, too: \n
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"7/15: Photos a hit, setup doesn't sit well" "Pleasure Forest"\nthe tiniest difference gets a whole 'nother response.\n
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That's amazing, Okajima.\nSo for the last month,\n
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you've been swapping out porn and\ncarefully observing his reactions?\n
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No grown-up ought to be picking up\na month's worth of porn mags!\n
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That's just sad.\n
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It's just like your traps, Kurahashi.\n
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You get absorbed in studying your\nprey for a long time, too, right?\n
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Yeah...\n
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I've got a dirty mind. If you wanna\nhate me for it, go on ahead.\n
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"Half-Nude Monthly"\nBut it's only because I'm a super-lech that I know:\n
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Pornography can save the world.\n
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He's so... cool, somehow!\n
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I'll get him, all right!\n
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Under all that porn is a net\nstrung with anti-Sensei BB's!\n
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He's deep into that book now--\nwe can nab him for sure!\n
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Someone cut this rope and trigger the trap.\n
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I'll jump in there and finish him off!\n
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Anything can be a sword\nif you polish it enough.\n
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Okajima's porn-sword might\njust run Koro Sensei through.\n
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Bwoop!\n
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What the--?!\n
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His eyes just went all "bwoop"!\n
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I don't have any data on that face!\n
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What kind of porn does *that* signify?!
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"Stag"\n
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There you are!\n
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A Miyama stag beetle.\nAnd with that eye color!\n
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Are they white, Koro Sensei?\n
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Ah, Kurahashi!\n
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Indeed they are!\n
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Wow! Just what I'd been looking for!\n
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Yes, right here on this mountain!\n
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Oh, man! And we were so close!\n
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\n--Miyama stag! Miyama stag! Yay!\n
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--I don't know what they're so happy about,\n--Miyama stag! Miyama stag! Yay!\n
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--but a giant stag beetle and a junior-high girl\n--Miyama stag! Miyama stag! Yay!\n
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--jumping around on all that porn?\n--Miyama stag! Miyama stag! Yay!\n
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--That's one hell of a sight.\n--Miyama stag! Miyama stag! Yay!\n
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Mortifying! How super-duper mortifying!\n
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I'm so ashamed... Such behavior\nis unbecoming of an educator.\n
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I knew there was a trap under all this porn,\n
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but with each magazine\nmore to my taste than the last,\n
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I couldn't resist!\n
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He saw right through it...\n
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So what's the big deal, Kurahashi?\nThat's a Miyama stag beetle, right?\n
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In games and stuff, they sell\nfor way less than a giant stag.\n
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Miyamas've been going for a good\nprice lately. They're hard to breed.\n
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One this size could fetch twenty thousand.\n
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Twenty thousand?!\n
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Plus, take a good look at its eyes.\n
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They're usually black, but these are white.\n
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I told you about albinism, right?\n
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Oh, yeah--like the super-rare\ncreatures born pure white?\n
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Yes, and stag beetles are\nonly albino in the eyes.\n
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A natural-born Miyama white-eye,\nas they're known, is extremely rare.\n
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Why, this even has academic value.\n
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You could sell this for hundreds\nof thousands of yen, easy.\n
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Hundreds?!\n
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I told Koro Sensei I wanted\nto see one just once,\n
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and he said he'd use his\nzoom eyes to find one for me!\n
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Okay, you lowlifes: raise your\nhand if you want this baby!\n
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I do!\n
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What to do, what to do?\n
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*I* was the one who caught it!
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In killing, in porn, in living things:\n
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summer vacation is full of\nlearning and discoveries.\n
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One week until our assassination\nvacation to that southern island.\n
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"Old Campus"\n
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One week until our assassination\nvacation to that southern island.\n
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We'd gotten together to train for it\nand to put our plans in order.\n
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Well, well! I see you little brats\nare working up a good sweat,\n
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summer vacation notwithstanding.\n
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You train, too, Professor Bitch.\n
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Your gun and knife skills aren't *that* much better than ours.
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Grownups are sneaky.\nI'll hitch a ride on your strategy\n
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and only take away the best parts.\n
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That's my Irina.\n
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L-Lovro, sir!\n
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He's here as a special\ninstructor for the summer.\n
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He'll give us tips on our strategy\nfrom a pro's perspective.\n
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Rest one day and your fingers\nand arms forget about killing.\n
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If you don't want to flunk out,\nhurry up and get changed!\n
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Yes, absolutely!\n
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Even Professor Bitch can't say no to him.\n
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Yeah, well, he's one scary dude.\n
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Thank you for your cooperation.\n
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Making matters worse,\n
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I couldn't contact the assassins\nwho'd shown the most promise.\n
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Were they scared off, knowing\nthat even the pros had failed?\n
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Perhaps.\n
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Now all we can do is leave it up to them.\n
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Now, *he's* not here today; is that correct?
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Yes. He'd had a trip to Everest planned,\n
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so he's there now, beating the heat.\n
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Good. A confidential strategy is essential\n
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for an assassination.\n
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I see.\n
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First we destroy the seven promised tentacles,\n
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then the entire class immediately\njumps in to finish him off.\n
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So far, so good...\n
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But what's this very first step: "psych attacks"?\n
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First we throw him off, blunting his moves.\n
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Koro Sensei was scavenging\nfor dirty magazines earlier.\n
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"Stag" Just *don't* tell your classmates, all right?
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"Stag"\n...and he gave us each an ice pop.\n
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As if that'd be enough to\nkeep our mouths shut now!\n
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Let's all gang up on him\nand teach him a lesson!\n
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First we'll corner him with that\nblackmail material--and more.\n
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A brutal assassination method indeed.\n
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But the key is that final, killing blow.\n
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Pinpoint timing and\naccurate aim will be crucial.\n
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Are you worried about this class's firepower?\n
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Just the opposite. Those two\nin particular are outstanding.\n
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Ryunosuke Chiba.\n
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He excels at spatial calculations.\n
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As a long-distance sniper,\nhe's second to none.\n
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Rinka Hayami has a nice\nbalance of dexterous fingers\n
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and kinetic visual acuity.\n
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She's a soldier who's well equipped\nto take down a moving target.\n
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Neither is very assertive--\n
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they're the professional type;\ntheir results do the talking.\n
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Hmm. I want them for my own students.\n
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The others are at a respectable level as well.\n
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Their talents have been identified\nand nurtured well in such a short time.\n
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I see plenty of potential here.\n
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See how your aim has stabilized?\n
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Some prefer to shoot cross-legged\nrather than with one knee up.\n
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Yes, sir.\n
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Now that's a pro!\n
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You seem to be having trouble\nsynching your breathing.\n
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Don't force yourself; instead,\ngo for a firing style that suits you.\n
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I wanted to ask him something,\n
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this man who knew everything\nabout being an assassin...\n
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Mr. Lovro?\n
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It's him!\n
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Yes?\n
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What is the very best assassin like?\n
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On closer inspection, he has what it takes.\n
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And what's more...\n
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So you're interested in\nthe world of assassins, eh?\n
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Oh, uh, th-that's not why I...\n
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Well, there's only one person on this planet\n
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who can be called the very best assassin.\n
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As is often the case in this line of work,\nno one knows his real name.\n
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They call him by one nickname...\n
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And that is:\n
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"the Reaper."\n
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Elusive, incomparably cold-blooded,\nand with piles of bodies in his wake,\n
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he is known by the name of Death himself.\n
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If you keep having trouble\nkilling your target...\n
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the Reaper will show up sooner or later.\n
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Someone like that...? We can't\nlet this island chance pass us by!\n
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All right, young man...\n
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I shall teach you a surefire technique.\n
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Surefire?\n
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Yes: an instakill move,\nfrom this pro assassin to you.\n
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And then our southern island\nassassination tour kicked off.\n
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Not a boat... oh, no, not a boat!\n
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Everything in my head is going to pop right out!\n
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"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #8: Prone to motion sickness"\nEverything in my head is going to pop right out!\n
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Oh! Get up, Koro Sensei, get up!\nYou can see it now!\n
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Six hours from Tokyo!\n
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The place where we'll kill Koro Sensei!\n
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The island!\n
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Welcome to the Fukumajima Resort Hotel!\n
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Please enjoy this tropical juice\nwith our compliments.\n
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Man, this is the life!\n
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Everything's just so bright and vibrant!\n
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We can go directly to\nthe beach from the hotel.\n
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Seems they have plenty of\nleisure activities available, too.\n
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We'll save the you-know-what till after dinner.\n
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First let's have some fun, Koro Sensei!\n
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In groups, like we did on our school trip!\n
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I'm all for it. Play hard, kill hard!\n
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That's what makes this summer vacation\n
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for an assassination classroom!\n
**[15:51] ---**
Hey, why's that one glider going so fast?\n
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No way should he be able to pull off\na sharp turn and a barrel roll...\n
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No fair, Koro Sensei!\n
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The power difference here\nis just way too great!\n
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Maximum instantaneous velocity\nmeasured at 150 kilometers per hour.\n
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With a fighter jet, it all\ncomes down to the engine.\n
**[16:13] ---**
Who's *that* supposed to be?
**[16:15] ---**
Jiro Horikoshi.\n
**[16:17] ---**
In substance, maybe!\n
**[16:18] ---**
Too hard!\n
**[16:19] ---**
Besides, he didn't fly 'em, he just built 'em!\n
**[16:21] ---**
It's just all wrong!\n
**[16:23] ---**
Group 1 is doing a good job of throwing him off.\n
**[16:27] ---**
They sure are--and with a little\nassassination in the mix.\n
**[16:30] ---**
They're trying not to draw\nthe other groups' attention.\n
**[16:33] ---**
Yeah...\n
**[16:34] ---**
We're up next! Let's do what we\nhave to do and get changed ASAP!\n
**[16:38] ---**
Got it!\n
**[16:39] ---**
We make it look like we're having fun,\nbut we're dead serious.\n
**[16:43] ---**
We give the place a good once-over\n
**[16:46] ---**
to see if we can kill him according to plan.\n
**[16:50] ---**
What kind of pattern is that, Koro Sensei?\n
**[16:52] ---**
A sunburn. Only the frontmost point\nof the glider was shading me.\n
**[16:57] ---**
Now, Group 4 is going dolphin-watching, yes?\n
**[17:01] ---**
Yep! In a boat, though; is that okay?\n
**[17:04] ---**
Sea-rtainly!\n
**[17:06] ---**
While one group hangs out with Koro Sensei,\n
**[17:09] ---**
the rest work on their preparations.\n
**[17:12] ---**
Where's Koro Sensei?\n
**[17:13] ---**
Touring deep-sea caves with Group 3.\n
**[17:17] ---**
No way can he see us here.\n
**[17:20] ---**
Then we're free to pick out our sniper spots.\n
**[17:23] ---**
Let's make it quick.\n
**[17:26] ---**
Those two sure are cool customers.\n
**[17:27] ---**
Already with the real pro presence.\n
**[17:37] ---**
What the hell?\n
**[17:39] ---**
The beach is utterly deserted!\n
**[17:42] ---**
The last guest just left.\n
**[17:45] ---**
The E Class has rented out\nthe hotel and its environs.\n
**[17:48] ---**
You *know* that's overkill!
**[17:50] ---**
Why does this happen every time\nI make my swimsuit debut?!\n
**[17:53] ---**
This is one large-scale assassination plan--\nthe biggest one yet.\n
**[17:56] ---**
So far, it's gone off without a hitch.\n
**[17:59] ---**
C'mon, Karasuma. I want to bewitch someone!\n
**[18:03] ---**
--C'mooon!\n--The only thing left to worry about...\n
**[18:05] ---**
Hey--hey, wait--\n
**[18:07] ---**
Look at *you*, taking charge!
**[18:09] ---**
Just because we're alone with\neach other, I didn't think--\n
**[18:13] ---**
What was *that* for?!
**[18:15] ---**
There's something I need to ask you, Irina.\n
**[18:18] ---**
You, the pro assassin, said it yourself:\n
**[18:20] ---**
It's not often that your work goes as expected.\n
**[18:25] ---**
Yes, that's right. I saw the documents;\n
**[18:29] ---**
a complex plan like this should\ngo off the rails once or twice.\n
**[18:34] ---**
Do I look like I'm just having fun?\n
**[18:37] ---**
No, I'm gunning for my share of the spoils.\n
**[18:40] ---**
I'll have my chance when\nthe brats' plan goes awry--\n
**[18:45] ---**
and I *won't* let it get away.
**[18:50] ---**
I just hope the assassination goes smoothly.\n
**[18:54] ---**
Phew! What fun that was!\n
**[18:57] ---**
No wonder I'm so tan.\n
**[18:59] ---**
That's *beyond* tan!
**[19:00] ---**
Even your *teeth* are tan.
**[19:02] ---**
So much for picking up on your expressions.\n
**[19:05] ---**
All right, Koro Sensei,\nafter dinner comes the assassination.\n
**[19:08] ---**
Yes, yes. First, the shipboard restaurant!\n
**[19:12] ---**
Hasn't that octopus had enough fun for a day?\n
**[19:14] ---**
Meanwhile, we got to *pretend* to have fun while we got everythin' ready!
**[19:18] ---**
Well, if we kill him today, we can\njust enjoy ourselves tomorrow.\n
**[19:22] ---**
I guess. Let's give this some\noomph and finish the job!\n
**[19:28] ---**
Here we are,\n
**[19:29] ---**
at the shipboard restaurant we've rented out.\n
**[19:31] ---**
Let's slowly savor our meal\nas we take in the night sea.\n
**[19:34] ---**
I get it... First you'll get me good and\nseasick to weaken my capabilities, eh?\n
**[19:39] ---**
Of course. That's Assassination 101.\n
**[19:43] ---**
You're so right.\n
**[19:46] ---**
But will it really work that well?\n
**[19:49] ---**
Seasickness is no match for\na teacher who's all pumped up\n
**[19:52] ---**
anticipating an assassination--\n
**[19:53] ---**
You're too dark!\n
**[19:55] ---**
Am I really that dark?\n
**[19:57] ---**
Forget your expression--\nwe can't even tell front from back!\n
**[20:00] ---**
It's too confusing.\nDo something, would you?\n
**[20:03] ---**
Have you forgotten, students?\n
**[20:05] ---**
I can molt, and in so doing,\nshed this dark skin!\n
**[20:11] ---**
There! Back to normal.\n
**[20:12] ---**
That's your once-monthly molt!\n
**[20:14] ---**
Just another of its uses.\n
**[20:17] ---**
I tend to save it for particularly\nsticky situations, but--\n
**[20:24] ---**
--What an idiot--hobbling himself before an assassination!\n--That's right: just once a month.\n
**[20:28] ---**
--How have we not been able to kill this screw-up yet?\n--I guess at least you can see my expressions now.\n
**[20:32] ---**
We'd been doing special training\nall summer in preparation for this day.\n
**[20:36] ---**
Everything was in place.\n
**[20:38] ---**
This time... *This* time our blades would reach him.
**[20:50] ---**
All right, Koro Sensei... it's after dinner.\n
**[20:54] ---**
Here's where we're meeting.\n
**[20:57] ---**
A floating chapel, away from the hotel.\n
**[21:07] ---**
Take a seat, Koro Sensei.\n
**[21:10] ---**
There's nowhere for you to run.\n
**[21:12] ---**
This'll be a fun assassination.\n
**[21:14] ---**
We'll start with a movie.\n
**[21:17] ---**
Your intelligence, inventiveness,\nand your earnest efforts...\n
**[21:21] ---**
*That's* what I most look forward to.
**[21:25] ---**
I expect a no-holds-barred assassination!\n
**[21:42] ---**
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
**[21:49] ---**
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
**[21:55] ---**
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
**[22:01] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[22:06] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[22:10] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[22:12] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[22:18] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[22:25] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:33] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:35] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[22:38] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[22:39] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[22:44] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[22:50] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[22:56] ---**
*Shine again *
# 18 - Action Time
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRE59JGX6/assassination-classroom)
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**[00:11] ---**
Now, then...\n
**[00:12] ---**
What on earth are you going to do, hmm?\n
**[00:16] ---**
First, you'll be enjoying a video\nMimura put together,\n
**[00:19] ---**
then the seven top testers\nwill destroy your tentacles.\n
**[00:23] ---**
That'll be the signal for us all to\njump in and begin the assassination.\n
**[00:27] ---**
Does that sound all right, Koro Sensei?\n
**[00:31] ---**
More than all right.\n
**[00:32] ---**
Thanks for setting this up, Mimura.\n
**[00:34] ---**
It was hard work--I was\nediting all through dinner.\n
**[00:42] ---**
This chapel is surrounded by ocean,\n
**[00:46] ---**
and there's a chance the walls and windows\nare treated with an anti-me substance.\n
**[00:50] ---**
Escape is too risky.\n
**[00:52] ---**
I suppose I'll just have to\ndodge everything in here.\n
**[00:56] ---**
Koro Sensei?\n
**[00:58] ---**
I have to pat you down first.\n
**[01:00] ---**
We may be surrounded by water,\nbut if you smuggled in that swimsuit,\n
**[01:04] ---**
you'd still be able to get away.\n
**[01:06] ---**
You're being so careful!\nBut I wouldn't pull such a dirty trick.\n
**[01:11] ---**
This teacher can easily dodge my\nattacks even while I'm touching him.\n
**[01:17] ---**
But...\n
**[01:19] ---**
with all of us in on this...\n
**[01:24] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
**[01:26] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
**[01:32] ---**
*Sensei! Target on *
**[01:35] ---**
*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
**[01:40] ---**
*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
**[01:45] ---**
*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
**[01:53] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
**[01:55] ---**
*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
**[02:01] ---**
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
**[02:09] ---**
*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
**[02:11] ---**
*Will we, still incomplete *
**[02:14] ---**
*Be able to shoot through *
**[02:17] ---**
*The invincible target that's you? *
**[02:19] ---**
*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
**[02:25] ---**
*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
**[02:27] ---**
*Lost in so many ways *
**[02:30] ---**
*For you more than anyone else *
**[02:32] ---**
*Studying like a house on fire *
**[02:35] ---**
*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
**[02:40] ---**
*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
**[02:43] ---**
*Revolution *
**[02:46] ---**
*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
**[02:53] ---**
"Episode 18: Action Time"\n
**[02:57] ---**
Are you ready?\n
**[03:00] ---**
No need to hold back. Come right at me!\n
**[03:09] ---**
Here we go, Koro Sensei.\n
**[03:13] ---**
AC...\n
**[03:15] ---**
"Project AC: Assassins"\n
**[03:16] ---**
Somewhere in Tokyo:\nKunugigaoka Junior High, Class 3-E.\n
**[03:22] ---**
As it happens, their teacher is\nalso their assassination target.\n
**[03:28] ---**
People are going in and out of\nthis chapel in the dark behind me.\n
**[03:31] ---**
That would conceal the number\nof people and their positions.\n
**[03:35] ---**
But you underestimate me. I can tell\ntwo students' smells are missing.\n
**[03:40] ---**
From that direction, I can smell\nthe E Class's top snipers,\n
**[03:45] ---**
Hayami and Chiba.\n
**[03:48] ---**
This video really is well done.\n
**[03:51] ---**
You edited *and* narrated this, Mimura?
**[03:53] ---**
Nice camera blocking,\ngood music... really sharp.\n
**[03:57] ---**
It pulls me right--\n
**[04:00] ---**
Joining us today are those\nwho shared top-secret intel\n
**[04:03] ---**
with the recon team.\n
**[04:05] ---**
We'll hear what they have to say... after this.\n
**[04:09] ---**
"Project AC: Assassins"\n
**[04:11] ---**
"Tokyo resident Koro Sensei (age unknown)"\nHis bribery... failed.\n
**[04:14] ---**
It *failed*?!
**[04:17] ---**
His current favorite is mature office women.\n
**[04:21] ---**
These are all the dirty magazines\nthis octopus has gathered.\n
**[04:25] ---**
No! Come on, Okajima!\nI told you guys not to tell anyone!\n
**[04:29] ---**
A giant shadow looms over the line\nfor the women-only cake buffet.\n
**[04:33] ---**
Who could it be?\n
**[04:34] ---**
It's *him*.
**[04:35] ---**
I'm Koroko!\n
**[04:37] ---**
--Excuse me, but this is for women only...\n--His disguise can't last long.\n
**[04:38] ---**
--What do you think you're doing?!\n--It's a miracle they found out he wasn't a woman\n
**[04:40] ---**
without discovering he wasn't even human.\n
**[04:44] ---**
Porn, cross-dressing, and not a hint\nof shame? What a dirty pervert!\n
**[04:48] ---**
--Take one!\n--Before payday,\n
**[04:50] ---**
--Thanks!\n--this man lines up his clones to get free tissues.\n
**[04:54] ---**
--Thanks!\n--And what does he do with them?\n
**[04:58] ---**
--Here we have fried pocket tissues!\n--Fries them up and eats them.\n
**[05:00] ---**
--I recently noticed they have quite a sweet taste to them,\n--Has he no dignity as an educator--nay, as a living being?\n
**[05:04] ---**
--and a pleasant spongy texture.\n--Has he no dignity as an educator--nay, as a living being?\n
**[05:06] ---**
And that's not all.\n
**[05:08] ---**
We have a full hour of embarrassing\nfootage of this instructor.\n
**[05:12] ---**
Another *hour* of this?!
**[05:15] ---**
"One Hour Later"\n
**[05:17] ---**
I'm dead. I'm already dead.\n
**[05:21] ---**
For all that to be out in the open...\nI can't go on living.\n
**[05:26] ---**
"The End"\nNow, did you happen to notice anything\n
**[05:30] ---**
while you sat through our\ntop-secret video, Koro Sensei?\n
**[05:37] ---**
Water! But I didn't sense\nanyone pouring it in!\n
**[05:41] ---**
It couldn't be...\n
**[05:42] ---**
High tide!\n
**[05:45] ---**
Someone musta shortened the\nsupport pilings on this here chapel.\n
**[05:49] ---**
Boatsick, shamed, and now waterlogged...\n
**[05:54] ---**
You've slowed down quite a bit.\n
**[06:01] ---**
Now for the main event...\n
**[06:04] ---**
A promise is a promise. No dodgin', now.\n
**[06:07] ---**
A valiant effort. But I know\nwhere the snipers are.\n
**[06:12] ---**
If I just keep an eye out in that direction...\n
**[06:15] ---**
Commence operation.\n
**[06:18] ---**
Begin!\n
**[06:23] ---**
5 seconds elapsed.\n
**[06:42] ---**
Did it come apart?!\n
**[06:44] ---**
Yesss!\n
**[06:45] ---**
35 seconds elapsed.\n
**[06:50] ---**
Flyboards?\n
**[06:52] ---**
A hydraulic cage?!\n
**[06:54] ---**
Koro Sensei doesn't do well with\nsudden changes to his environment.\n
**[06:58] ---**
From the chapel to a cage of water!\n
**[07:00] ---**
It'll confuse his weakened tentacles\n
**[07:02] ---**
and lower his reaction speed even further!\n
**[07:04] ---**
53 seconds elapsed.\n
**[07:08] ---**
Commencing volley.\n
**[07:10] ---**
Taking aim.\n
**[07:11] ---**
The area around Koro Sensei: 1 meter in total.\n
**[07:16] ---**
Koro Sensei is highly tuned\nto attacks that make contact.\n
**[07:19] ---**
But we're actually *not* going to aim at him!
**[07:22] ---**
We'll block his escape path\nwith a hail of bullets!\n
**[07:24] ---**
And that's not all!\n
**[07:27] ---**
The final blow\n
**[07:29] ---**
goes to those two!\n
**[07:30] ---**
The ones onshore are two dummies\ninfused with their scents!\n
**[07:34] ---**
By alerting him to the shore while in the chapel\n
**[07:36] ---**
and changing the setting to a water cage,\n
**[07:39] ---**
we've created a whole new sniping target!\n
**[07:41] ---**
Game over!\n
**[07:48] ---**
You've done well... to come this far!\n
**[08:18] ---**
Nagisa!\n
**[08:23] ---**
This is clearly unlike any\nof our previous attempts--\n
**[08:26] ---**
it feels like it worked!\n
**[08:27] ---**
Stay alert!\n
**[08:29] ---**
He can regenerate!\n
**[08:31] ---**
Isogai, Kataoka: change of plans.\nWatch the water!\n
**[08:34] ---**
Yes, sir!\n
**[08:36] ---**
But he had nowhere to run!\n
**[08:39] ---**
Look!\n
**[08:43] ---**
Hey...\n
**[08:44] ---**
Uh-huh.\n
**[08:59] ---**
What the hell is *that*?
**[09:02] ---**
My trump card of all trump cards:\nmy Absolute Defense Form!\n
**[09:07] ---**
Absolute Defense Form?!\n
**[09:09] ---**
The exterior is crystallized\nhigh-density condensed energy.\n
**[09:14] ---**
The energy left over upon\nshrinking my body down\n
**[09:19] ---**
hardens in a shell around it.\n
**[09:22] ---**
In this form, I'm absolutely invincible!\n
**[09:27] ---**
No... So if you always stay in\nthat form, we can never kill you!\n
**[09:31] ---**
If only that were the case.\n
**[09:34] ---**
"High-Density Energy Crystal" "Core"\nThis energy crystal will decay in about a day.\n
**[09:36] ---**
"Decay Begins" "After 24 Hours"\nThis energy crystal will decay in about a day.\n
**[09:39] ---**
"During Reconstruction" "Physical Regeneration"\nAnd the moment it does, my body will re-inflate,\n
**[09:41] ---**
"Complete Recovery"\nabsorbing energy and returning to its usual form.\n
**[09:45] ---**
On the other hand,\nfor the approximately one day\n
**[09:48] ---**
until this crystal decays,\n
**[09:49] ---**
I can't move an inch.\n
**[09:52] ---**
This brings with it certain risks.\n
**[09:55] ---**
Where did my thing go?\n
**[09:56] ---**
--I put it out with the trash.\n--Oh, nooo!\n
**[10:00] ---**
What I'm most afraid of\n
**[10:02] ---**
is being placed into a high-speed\nrocket during that time\n
**[10:04] ---**
and discarded in the far\nreaches of outer space...\n
**[10:07] ---**
But I've thoroughly studied that eventuality.\n
**[10:10] ---**
Nowhere in the world is there a\nrocket capable of making that flight\n
**[10:13] ---**
within 24 hours.\n
**[10:15] ---**
He got us. Another trick\nup his sleeve--after all that.\n
**[10:20] ---**
Even taking all his weak points into account,\n
**[10:24] ---**
it was an utter failure.\n
**[10:28] ---**
Invincible, my ass.\n
**[10:30] ---**
Somethin' like this has\ngotta be breakable somehow!\n
**[10:34] ---**
It's no use. Even a nuclear bomb\nwouldn't leave a scratch.\n
**[10:37] ---**
Oh, I get it.\n
**[10:39] ---**
No weaknesses means we're out of options.\n
**[10:45] ---**
No! Stop! I can't cover\nmy face without any hands!\n
**[10:48] ---**
Sorry, sorry! Then I'll just...\n
**[10:51] ---**
stick this sea slug on you!\n
**[10:55] ---**
Someone go find me a filthy old guy\nso I can jam this thing down his shorts!\n
**[11:00] ---**
No! Help!\n
**[11:02] ---**
In some ways, we can do\nwhatever we want with him.\n
**[11:04] ---**
Yep. And Karma's positively\ngifted at times like this.\n
**[11:08] ---**
We'll disperse for now, students.\n
**[11:11] ---**
The top brass and I will discuss\nhow to deal with this one.\n
**[11:15] ---**
Going to throw me in a pool\nfull of anti-me material?\n
**[11:18] ---**
It won't work.\n
**[11:20] ---**
A portion of my energy would explode;\n
**[11:23] ---**
like before, the blast would\nsend everything nearby flying.\n
**[11:28] ---**
But you should be proud.\n
**[11:31] ---**
Even the armies of the world\ncouldn't get this far with me.\n
**[11:35] ---**
It all comes down to the\nmagnificence of your plan.\n
**[11:46] ---**
Koro Sensei praised our\nassassination like he always does,\n
**[11:50] ---**
but it was our biggest disappointment yet.\n
**[11:52] ---**
With the shock of our all-in\nfull-throttle attack missing the mark,\n
**[11:56] ---**
coupled with an unusual sense of fatigue,\n
**[11:58] ---**
we made our way back to the hotel.\n
**[12:24] ---**
Ritsu?\n
**[12:26] ---**
Yes?\n
**[12:27] ---**
You recorded that, right?\n
**[12:28] ---**
Yes: all of the assassination, with a\nhigh-speed camera whenever possible.\n
**[12:35] ---**
I knew the second I fired that I'd missed.\n
**[12:39] ---**
That my bullet couldn't kill him.\n
**[12:43] ---**
I can't say for sure.\n
**[12:45] ---**
The exact time it took him to\nmove into that form is unclear.\n
**[12:49] ---**
However, if your shot had\nbeen 0.5 seconds faster,\n
**[12:54] ---**
or if Hayami's had been\n30 centimeters closer,\n
**[12:57] ---**
you would have had a 50 percent chance\nof killing him before he noticed.\n
**[13:04] ---**
I was so confident. I mean, in rehearsal,\n
**[13:08] ---**
we practiced firing from an even\nless stable spot--and I didn't miss.\n
**[13:13] ---**
But when the time came, my fingers\nstiffened and my vision narrowed.\n
**[13:19] ---**
Same here.\n
**[13:21] ---**
The pressure of absolutely\nnot being allowed to miss.\n
**[13:24] ---**
That crucial now-or-never moment...\n
**[13:28] ---**
To think it'd be this different from practice.\n
**[13:35] ---**
I'm just so exhausted!\n
**[13:37] ---**
Let's head back to our room and rest.\nI don't feel like doing anything.\n
**[13:42] ---**
What, one lousy miss and\nyou lose all your oomph?\n
**[13:46] ---**
We did what we were supposed to do,\nso tomorrow we can just enjoy ourselves!\n
**[13:50] ---**
Ooh, yeah! Tomorrow I get to take in\nsome swimsuited beauties for sure!\n
**[13:54] ---**
No matter how tired I may be,\nI'm not too tired for a nosebleed!\n
**[13:57] ---**
Man, I just don't have the energy.\n
**[14:06] ---**
Something's not right. Everyone's *too* exhausted!
**[14:11] ---**
Can I lean on you a second, Nagisa?\n
**[14:17] ---**
Nakamura!\n
**[14:20] ---**
I want to get back to the room and change,\n
**[14:23] ---**
but my body can't seem to move at all.\n
**[14:27] ---**
You're burning up!\n
**[14:28] ---**
Just imagining those babes\ngave me a nosebleed!\n
**[14:34] ---**
Okajima!\n
**[14:38] ---**
I-Is this...\n
**[14:44] ---**
Hey! Where's the hospital on this island?\n
**[14:47] ---**
Uh... well, it's such a small island...\n
**[14:56] ---**
"Number Withheld"\n"Incoming Call"\n
**[15:02] ---**
Hey, Teach. Your precious students\nseem to be in a real bad way.\n
**[15:08] ---**
Who is this?!\n
**[15:09] ---**
Hey, Ritsu!\n
**[15:11] ---**
Who I am doesn't matter.\n
**[15:16] ---**
Those brats aren't the only ones\ngoing after that marked man.\n
**[15:21] ---**
You mean *you* did this?
**[15:24] ---**
How observant.\n
**[15:26] ---**
It's an artificial virus.\nOnce you're infected, it's all over.\n
**[15:31] ---**
The incubation period\nand initial symptoms vary,\n
**[15:34] ---**
but after a week,\nthe body's cells will be shredded,\n
**[15:38] ---**
ending in death.\n
**[15:41] ---**
There's only one remedy,\nlikewise an original concoction;\n
**[15:44] ---**
unfortunately, I'm the only one who has it.\n
**[15:47] ---**
It's too much of a bother to give it to you,\nso you'd better come get it directly.\n
**[15:53] ---**
There's a hotel atop this island's mountain.\n
**[15:56] ---**
And bring me the one with the bounty.\n
**[16:00] ---**
Come up to the top floor in the next hour.\n
**[16:04] ---**
But, Teach, you seem pretty tough.\nDangerous, even.\n
**[16:08] ---**
So send your two shortest students\nstill standing, one boy, one girl.\n
**[16:16] ---**
We'll talk at the front desk here.\n
**[16:19] ---**
Follow the rules and we'll swap\nthe target for the remedy\n
**[16:22] ---**
and that'll be that.\n
**[16:23] ---**
But contact any outsider\nor be even a little late\n
**[16:28] ---**
and the remedy\n
**[16:31] ---**
will be destroyed.\n
**[16:34] ---**
I've got to thank you for\nimmobilizing him like that.\n
**[16:40] ---**
Looks like the gods are on our side.\n
**[16:45] ---**
"Number Withheld"\n"Call Ended"\n
**[16:48] ---**
A third party joining the fray \nat a time like this? Unbelievable!\n
**[16:59] ---**
Mr. Karasuma?\n
**[17:00] ---**
As we'd expected, it's no use.\n
**[17:02] ---**
Even when we play the government card,\n
**[17:04] ---**
the hotel just responds with\nclaims of privacy protection.\n
**[17:07] ---**
It figures.\n
**[17:08] ---**
It does?\n
**[17:09] ---**
That mountaintop hotel is a noted\nsite for illegal negotiations.\n
**[17:15] ---**
A remote island in the southern sea?\nCouldn't ask for a better location.\n
**[17:19] ---**
They have connections with\nsome government higher-ups--\n
**[17:22] ---**
even the police are hands-off.\n
**[17:25] ---**
Clearly *they're* not going to cooperate with us.
**[17:28] ---**
What are we gonna do?\nAt this rate, a lot of us will die!\n
**[17:32] ---**
We didn't come here to *be* killed!
**[17:35] ---**
Calm down, Yoshida.\nWe won't die that easily.\n
**[17:40] ---**
Just come up with a way to deal with this.\n
**[17:43] ---**
Yeah... sorry, Hara.\n
**[17:46] ---**
It's too dicey to do what he says.\nSend your two runtiest students?\n
**[17:51] ---**
*These* two squirts?!
**[17:53] ---**
We'd just be handin' him hostages!\n
**[17:57] ---**
First off, I'm pissed at anyone\nwho would even do this kinda thing.\n
**[18:02] ---**
No one lays a finger on my cohorts!\n
**[18:04] ---**
Our cells...\n
**[18:06] ---**
Heh heh...\n
**[18:08] ---**
I say we ignore his demands!\nLet's get everyone to a Tokyo hospital!\n
**[18:12] ---**
I'm opposed.\n
**[18:14] ---**
If it really is an unknown artificial virus,\n
**[18:17] ---**
even the biggest hospitals won't\nhave the antivirals to stop it.\n
**[18:22] ---**
The time wasted in bringing in\nthe sick could hurt them more.\n
**[18:26] ---**
Say *what*?!
**[18:28] ---**
We'll work on treating\nthe symptoms for now--\n
**[18:31] ---**
you'd better hurry to the trade-off spot.\n
**[18:34] ---**
Takebayashi...\n
**[18:38] ---**
Our hands are tied.\n
**[18:40] ---**
If Koro Sensei could move,\nwe might've had a chance...\n
**[18:43] ---**
If only our assassination attempt\nhadn't gone quite so well...\n
**[18:48] ---**
So he's the one they're after.\n
**[18:51] ---**
I wonder if those students will\njust dutifully hand him over.\n
**[18:56] ---**
What should we do?\nWe only have one hour...\n
**[19:00] ---**
There *is* a way.
**[19:06] ---**
Koro Sensei?\n
**[19:08] ---**
All set!\n
**[19:09] ---**
It looks like Ritsu's completed\nthe prep work I asked her to do.\n
**[19:13] ---**
I need the healthy students to come here.\n
**[19:15] ---**
Wear something you can get dirty.\n
**[19:32] ---**
It's so high...\n
**[19:40] ---**
I infiltrated the hotel's computers\n
**[19:42] ---**
and got schematics of the interior--\ncomplete with guard locations.\n
**[19:48] ---**
A large number of guards\nare stationed at and around\n
**[19:50] ---**
the main entrance.\n
**[19:52] ---**
It's not possible to enter the hotel\nwithout going past the front desk.\n
**[19:56] ---**
However, there *is* an entryway on this side, atop the ledge.
**[20:01] ---**
The terrain is impassable,\n
**[20:03] ---**
and there are no guards posted there.\n
**[20:07] ---**
If you don't want the enemy to get his way...\n
**[20:10] ---**
there's just one thing to do!\n
**[20:12] ---**
Not counting the ten patients and\nthe two left behind to care for them,\n
**[20:16] ---**
all capable students\nmust sneak in from here,\n
**[20:20] ---**
get the jump on the guys at the top,\n
**[20:21] ---**
and steal that remedy!\n
**[20:41] ---**
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
**[20:48] ---**
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
**[20:54] ---**
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
**[20:59] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[21:04] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[21:08] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[21:10] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[21:16] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[21:23] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[21:31] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[21:33] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[21:36] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[21:37] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[21:42] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[21:48] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[21:54] ---**
*Shine again *
**[21:59] ---**
Irina Jelavich's...\n
**[22:02] ---**
"Irina Jelavich's Super-Secret Skills Series"\n
**[22:02] ---**
"Irina Jelavich's Super-Secret Skills Series"\nSuper-Secret Skills Series!\n
**[22:05] ---**
Professor Irina can control her circulation\n
**[22:08] ---**
--Normal.\n--to change her face color at will.\n
**[22:10] ---**
\n--Red makes her look shy or drunk,\n
**[22:10] ---**
--Red.\n--Red makes her look shy or drunk,\n
**[22:11] ---**
\n--and blue makes her look uneasy or not feeling well:\n
**[22:11] ---**
--Blue.\n--and blue makes her look uneasy or not feeling well:\n
**[22:14] ---**
an extremely effective tactic\nwhen going undercover.\n
**[22:16] ---**
When she tried to show\nthis off to her students,\n
**[22:18] ---**
--Look at this!\n--they accused her of being a cheap Koro Sensei ripoff.\n
**[22:20] ---**
--I can change the color of my face!\n--She got angry, and her face went red all by itself.\n
**[22:22] ---**
I didn't rip off anyone!\n
**[22:24] ---**
Assassination Classroom!\n
**[22:26] ---**
Irina Jelavich's...\n
**[22:29] ---**
"Irina Jelavich's Super-Secret Skills Series"\nSuper-Secret Skills Series!\n
**[22:32] ---**
Professor Irina can pop out\nthe parts of a cereal-box prize\n
**[22:35] ---**
and assemble it within one minute.\n
**[22:37] ---**
While this speaks volumes\nabout her kissing techniques,\n
**[22:39] ---**
we still wouldn't want to\ntouch the finished product.\n
**[22:41] ---**
Also: this is dangerous, kids,\nso don't try this at home.\n
**[22:45] ---**
Assassination Classroom.\n
**[22:47] ---**
Irina Jelavich's...\n
**[22:50] ---**
"Irina Jelavich's Super-Secret Skills Series"\nSuper-Secret Skills Series!\n
**[22:53] ---**
Ms. Irina can use her wig\nknow-how to disguise herself\n
**[22:56] ---**
--Believe it!\n--as any number of people.\n
**[22:57] ---**
--The culprit is... *you*! --as any number of people.
# 19 - Pandemonium Time
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**[00:09] ---**
Our assassination plan went so well\n
**[00:13] ---**
that Koro Sensei wound up\nin his Absolute Defense Form.\n
**[00:17] ---**
Then all this happened.\n
**[00:19] ---**
We can't rely on Koro Sensei for help.\n
**[00:22] ---**
We have to steal the remedy\nfrom the bad guys... alone.\n
**[00:27] ---**
Not counting the ten patients and\nthe two left behind to care for them,\n
**[00:30] ---**
all capable students must sneak in from here,\n
**[00:33] ---**
get the jump on the guys at the top,\n
**[00:35] ---**
and steal that remedy!\n
**[00:38] ---**
It's too dangerous.\n
**[00:40] ---**
The ease with which he threatened us\n
**[00:42] ---**
indicates we're up against a real pro.\n
**[00:44] ---**
Yes. Perhaps it would be wisest\nsimply to hand me over.\n
**[00:49] ---**
What do you think?\n
**[00:51] ---**
It's up to all of you.\n
**[00:54] ---**
But... this is...\n
**[00:57] ---**
It's too hard.\n
**[01:00] ---**
They'll plummet to their deaths\nbefore they reach the hotel.\n
**[01:05] ---**
I knew it--it's no use.\nWe have to send him with those two.\n
**[01:10] ---**
Nagisa, Kayano... I'm sorry, but--\n
**[01:15] ---**
Well, I mean, if the ledge is the problem,\n
**[01:17] ---**
that part's a piece of cake.\n
**[01:19] ---**
Especially compared to our usual training.\n
**[01:22] ---**
Right?\n
**[01:25] ---**
But we haven't practiced fighting\nan unknown foe in an unknown hotel,\n
**[01:30] ---**
so, Mr. Karasuma...\n
**[01:32] ---**
It won't be easy, but could\nyou be our commander?\n
**[01:35] ---**
We'll make that jerk pay for messin' with us!\n
**[01:40] ---**
As you can see,\nthey're no ordinary students.\n
**[01:44] ---**
You have a fifteen-member\nspecial forces unit at your command.\n
**[01:48] ---**
Fifteen?\n
**[01:50] ---**
Don't forget about me!\n
**[01:53] ---**
Now, there's not much time.\n
**[02:01] ---**
Attention! Our objective is the top\nfloor of the hotel at the summit!\n
**[02:06] ---**
Our mission will shift from a stealth\ninfiltration to a surprise attack!\n
**[02:10] ---**
We'll use the same hand signals\nand link-ups from training!\n
**[02:15] ---**
The only difference is our target!\n
**[02:17] ---**
You have three minutes\nto memorize the map.\n
**[02:20] ---**
We begin at 2150!\n
**[02:22] ---**
Right!\n
**[02:26] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
**[02:28] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
**[02:34] ---**
*Sensei! Target on *
**[02:37] ---**
*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
**[02:42] ---**
*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
**[02:47] ---**
*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
**[02:55] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
**[02:57] ---**
*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
**[03:03] ---**
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
**[03:11] ---**
*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
**[03:13] ---**
*Will we, still incomplete *
**[03:16] ---**
*Be able to shoot through *
**[03:19] ---**
*The invincible target that's you? *
**[03:22] ---**
*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
**[03:27] ---**
*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
**[03:29] ---**
*Lost in so many ways *
**[03:32] ---**
*For you more than anyone else *
**[03:35] ---**
*Studying like a house on fire *
**[03:38] ---**
*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
**[03:42] ---**
*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
**[03:45] ---**
*Revolution *
**[03:48] ---**
*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
**[03:55] ---**
"Episode 19: Pandemonium Time"\n
**[04:12] ---**
Fifty... minutes left...\n
**[04:20] ---**
Don't get left behind!\n
**[04:23] ---**
Okano sure can move.\n
**[04:25] ---**
Yeah--she's got the rest of us\nbeat in this kind of thing.\n
**[04:28] ---**
Whereas with our teachers...\n
**[04:31] ---**
--Only one of the three of 'em can move.\n--Too shaky! Climb more carefully! Ugh!\n
**[04:34] ---**
Karasuma!\n
**[04:36] ---**
The students all have exceptional balance.\n
**[04:40] ---**
I have them climb the\nmountain behind the school.\n
**[04:44] ---**
I see. No wonder they had\nthose flyboards down pat.\n
**[04:48] ---**
Shut up and climb already!\nMy hands are getting tired!\n
**[04:52] ---**
Why did Professor Bitch come again?\n
**[04:55] ---**
She didn't want to stay back and feel left out.\n
**[04:59] ---**
I wouldn't mind...\nif she didn't slow us down.\n
**[05:03] ---**
Karma, wait!\n
**[05:05] ---**
I'd like to, but we're\nkind of on a schedule here.\n
**[05:09] ---**
You're right.\n
**[05:11] ---**
Let's do this!\n
**[05:15] ---**
You got a sharp rock there.\n
**[05:17] ---**
That was close...\n
**[05:20] ---**
Make it snappy!\nWhat are those guns for, anyway?!\n
**[05:26] ---**
Still...\n
**[05:28] ---**
If this guy knows about\nKoro Sensei, who could he be?\n
**[05:38] ---**
Ritsu, run a final check of our invasion route.\n
**[05:42] ---**
Yes, sir. Displaying interior map.\n
**[05:49] ---**
Final check:\n
**[05:51] ---**
We can't use the elevators;\nthey require a passcard for every floor.\n
**[05:58] ---**
We'll have to take the stairs...\n
**[06:01] ---**
but they're scattered throughout the hotel,\n
**[06:04] ---**
so we'll have to cover some distance on foot.\n
**[06:07] ---**
It's like a TV station.\n
**[06:09] ---**
What do you mean?\n
**[06:10] ---**
Apparently they have complex layouts\nto prevent a terrorist takeover.\n
**[06:15] ---**
You sure know a lot about it.\n
**[06:17] ---**
No wonder the bad guys love staying here.\n
**[06:21] ---**
Unlocking side entrance.\n
**[06:29] ---**
Let's go--we're running out of time.\n
**[06:30] ---**
Yes, sir!\n
**[06:37] ---**
There are more guards than I'd expected.\n
**[06:39] ---**
It'd be too difficult for us all to get past.\n
**[06:42] ---**
Should only a few of us go on from here?\n
**[06:46] ---**
No; multiple enemies makes it too risky.\n
**[06:50] ---**
What should we do?\n
**[06:52] ---**
What? Just... go on through.\n
**[06:56] ---**
Do you have any grasp on the\nsituation here, Professor Bitch?\n
**[06:58] ---**
How are we supposed to\nmake it past all those guards?\n
**[07:05] ---**
Just go through!\n
**[07:08] ---**
Grin.\n
**[07:18] ---**
I'm sorry.\n
**[07:19] ---**
I seem to have had too much\nof the liquor in my room.\n
**[07:22] ---**
Oh, er, think nothing of it, miss.\n
**[07:25] ---**
I'm the pianist scheduled\nto perform here next week.\n
**[07:29] ---**
I came early to see the sights.\n
**[07:31] ---**
A pianist, eh?\n
**[07:33] ---**
We get 'em all the time.\n
**[07:37] ---**
I'd like to see if the piano's in tune--\nit'd help me sober up.\n
**[07:42] ---**
Could I play a little tiny bit, hmm?\n
**[07:45] ---**
Well, uh... let me check with the front--\n
**[07:49] ---**
Aw, come on.\n
**[07:50] ---**
I want you to hear me play.\nAnd then critique me.\n
**[07:55] ---**
Critique you?\n
**[07:57] ---**
Yes--critique me carefully...\n
**[08:01] ---**
and if I do anything wrong,\nwill you punish me?\n
**[08:15] ---**
She's--\n
**[08:16] ---**
She's *good*!
**[08:18] ---**
Ah, the *Fantaisie-Impromptu*.
**[08:22] ---**
An assassin who not only has obvious skill,\nbut also knows all too well\n
**[08:26] ---**
how to charm, how to use her wiles...\n
**[08:29] ---**
Using her whole body in such\na bewitching way as she plays:\n
**[08:32] ---**
It's aural seduction!\n
**[08:34] ---**
All eyes are on her.\n
**[08:38] ---**
C'mon, don't watch from so far away.\n
**[08:41] ---**
Come closer and make sure I do well.\n
**[08:46] ---**
I'll buy you twenty minutes. Go.\n
**[08:54] ---**
Even we were spellbound,\n
**[08:58] ---**
thinking what a beautiful teacher we have.\n
**[09:04] ---**
We're all through safely!\n
**[09:05] ---**
Isn't Professor Bitch something?\nPlaying like that with those nails?\n
**[09:09] ---**
She never said anything\nabout being able to play.\n
**[09:12] ---**
There's more to her than\nwhat you see every day.\n
**[09:14] ---**
The better the assassin,\nthe broader her skill set.\n
**[09:18] ---**
The woman who's been\nteaching you conversation skills\n
**[09:20] ---**
is among the one or two top\nhoneypot masters in the world.\n
**[09:27] ---**
So there's no problem at all if I can't move.\n
**[09:31] ---**
Let's go.\n
**[09:32] ---**
Uh-huh!\n
**[09:37] ---**
You won't get the best of me.\n
**[09:40] ---**
"Fukuma Denjo Hotel" "Current Location" "Display Route"\n
**[09:41] ---**
"Fukuma Denjo Hotel" "Current Location" "Display Route"\nNow, then...\n
**[09:42] ---**
Now that we're past the\nstringent entrance checks,\n
**[09:45] ---**
we should be able to pose as regular guests.\n
**[09:47] ---**
Guests? Do they put up groups\nof junior-high kids here?\n
**[09:52] ---**
Plenty, from what I've heard.\n
**[09:54] ---**
The coddled kids of\nentertainers and millionaires:\n
**[09:58] ---**
Brought up like spoiled rotten royalty,\n
**[10:01] ---**
they keep innocent faces while\ndabbling in darker pursuits.\n
**[10:05] ---**
Right! So walk around acting like *those* kids,
**[10:09] ---**
looking down your noses at the whole world!\n
**[10:14] ---**
Yes, that's the way!\n
**[10:15] ---**
It is, is it?\n
**[10:18] ---**
And don't you join in!\n
**[10:20] ---**
However... we don't know\nour opponent's face.\n
**[10:23] ---**
He might even attack us\nwhile posing as a regular guest.\n
**[10:27] ---**
Proceed with plenty of caution.\n
**[10:29] ---**
Yeppers!\n
**[10:37] ---**
Sorry, Okuda... Takebayashi.\n
**[10:40] ---**
I-It's okay.\n
**[10:42] ---**
Their fevers are so high.\n
**[10:44] ---**
We need to cool their heads down,\nat least, to avoid brain damage.\n
**[10:49] ---**
Got it.\n
**[10:51] ---**
Um... could a virus this powerful\nspread throughout the island?\n
**[10:57] ---**
Probably not. I mean, we're okay, right?\n
**[11:02] ---**
It's likely transmitted orally.\n
**[11:04] ---**
It'd have to be mixed into\nfood or drink or something.\n
**[11:08] ---**
I doubt there's any risk of it\nspreading to any random bystander.\n
**[11:11] ---**
I told the other team that, too.\n
**[11:15] ---**
A virus given to us and us alone...\n
**[11:19] ---**
But when? And where?\n
**[11:21] ---**
"Fukuma Denjo:\nCorridor to 3rd Floor Central Hall"\n
**[11:26] ---**
It really is like we're all just regular guests.\n
**[11:29] ---**
If anything, they avoid eye contact.\n
**[11:31] ---**
No one wants to cause any trouble, after all.\n
**[11:34] ---**
I'd pegged everyone in\nthe hotel as our enemy,\n
**[11:38] ---**
but now I think we can\nget up to the top floor, easy.\n
**[11:41] ---**
And if something did happen...\n
**[11:43] ---**
our vanguard Mr. Karasuma would find out.\n
**[11:46] ---**
It'll be a cinch now that we're inside!\n
**[11:49] ---**
Stay alert.\n
**[11:50] ---**
We're outta time--we should\njust get in there already!\n
**[11:53] ---**
Hey!\n
**[11:57] ---**
Terasaka! Watch out!\n
**[12:03] ---**
Gas?!\n
**[12:05] ---**
Mr. Karasuma!\n
**[12:09] ---**
How could you tell?\n
**[12:11] ---**
I show no bloodlust, killing as I pass by.\n
**[12:14] ---**
That happens to be my specialty,\nMiss Helmet-Head.\n
**[12:17] ---**
Aren't you the man who\ngave us our welcome drinks?\n
**[12:22] ---**
Please enjoy this tropical juice\nwith our compliments.\n
**[12:27] ---**
Fuwa!\n
**[12:28] ---**
It's downright fishy for someone like\nthat to be walking around in here!\n
**[12:32] ---**
She's right!\n
**[12:34] ---**
You've got a good eye.\n
**[12:36] ---**
Then was it you who\ngave everyone that virus?\n
**[12:39] ---**
Your evidence is pretty weak there.\n
**[12:42] ---**
There would've been plenty of other\nopportunities to slip you that stuff.\n
**[12:49] ---**
The only time we all ate\nor drank the same thing\n
**[12:52] ---**
was with those drinks\nand our shipboard dinner.\n
**[12:56] ---**
But Mimura and Okajima worked\non the video through dinner,\n
**[13:00] ---**
and they're both sick,\n
**[13:02] ---**
which narrows it down\nto those daytime drinks.\n
**[13:05] ---**
And that means...\n
**[13:07] ---**
...the culprit is *you*, mister!
**[13:12] ---**
That's amazing, Fuwa!\n
**[13:13] ---**
Just like a detective!\n
**[13:15] ---**
When you read a lot of shonen manga,\n
**[13:18] ---**
you learn to adjust quickly\nto unusual situations.\n
**[13:22] ---**
Magazine Sunday is chock-full\nof detective manga hits!\n
**[13:25] ---**
And *Jump*?
**[13:26] ---**
Huh? *Jump*'s detective stuff?
**[13:29] ---**
--This mystery is already on the tip of my tongue. \n--I don't really know, but they're putting out a compilation.\n
**[13:32] ---**
Better pick one up!\n
**[13:33] ---**
I'm just an investigator.\nThat's the kind of manga this is.\n
**[13:37] ---**
That's nasty!\n
**[13:38] ---**
Subtle product placement, Fuwa!\n
**[13:39] ---**
Pay more attention to ethics in marketing!\n
**[13:46] ---**
I guess if you've uncovered\nmy identity, it's already too late.\n
**[13:52] ---**
A poisoner, eh? And quite\nskilled in practical application.\n
**[13:57] ---**
My very own paralysis gas for indoor use.\n
**[14:00] ---**
One whiff and you're a living statue.\n
**[14:03] ---**
Fresh air counteracts it,\nleaving no evidence behind.\n
**[14:07] ---**
Now, it's plain to see you have no\nintention of going through with this.\n
**[14:12] ---**
Negotiations have broken down.\nGuess I'll have to tell my boss.\n
**[14:17] ---**
They're fast!\n
**[14:19] ---**
When did they block the exits?!\n
**[14:22] ---**
When encountering an enemy...\n
**[14:24] ---**
...immediately block their retreat path...\n
**[14:26] ---**
...and cut off communications!\n
**[14:28] ---**
Isn't that right, Mr. Karasuma?\n
**[14:30] ---**
The minute you saw us,\n
**[14:34] ---**
you should have held off attacking\n
**[14:36] ---**
and gone back to tell your boss.\n
**[14:39] ---**
I'm surprised you can still talk.\n
**[14:42] ---**
But all that's left is a bunch of kids.\n
**[14:45] ---**
Once you're dead,\n
**[14:47] ---**
they'll stop following orders\n
**[14:48] ---**
and just run away!\n
**[14:54] ---**
S-So strong... and such inhuman speed...\n
**[15:00] ---**
But y'know, Terrifying Teach...\n
**[15:04] ---**
your command...\n
**[15:07] ---**
ends... right... here!\n
**[15:11] ---**
Mr.--\n
**[15:12] ---**
Mr. Karasuma!\n
**[15:24] ---**
You can't keep going like this, Mr. Karasuma.\n
**[15:27] ---**
I'll be better in a half hour.\n
**[15:30] ---**
Don't do anything crazy.\n
**[15:32] ---**
He's the crazy one.\nThat much gas'd freeze an elephant!\n
**[15:35] ---**
Mr. Karasuma's kind of a monster himself.\n
**[15:41] ---**
A pro with both experience and\nknow-how is really something.\n
**[15:46] ---**
And that's the kind of pro\nwaiting for us up ahead.\n
**[15:51] ---**
Can we beat him with our power alone?\n
**[15:55] ---**
Man, it sure is starting to feel\nlike summer vacation, am I right?\n
**[16:02] ---**
Well, aren't *you* happy-go-lucky!
**[16:03] ---**
Says the only one who's absolutely safe!\n
**[16:05] ---**
Nagisa, twirl him around till he's sick!\n
**[16:08] ---**
Okay, Terasaka, I'm jamming him in.\nShorts off and spread those cheeks!\n
**[16:12] ---**
That'd kill me!\n
**[16:14] ---**
Koro Sensei, why does *this* feel like summer?
**[16:18] ---**
The teacher-student relationship\nis not a cozy one.\n
**[16:21] ---**
And summer vacation\nfosters student independence\n
**[16:25] ---**
in places beyond a teacher's protection.\n
**[16:29] ---**
If you apply the lessons you've\nlearned in your usual gym classes,\n
**[16:32] ---**
there will be few enemies for you to fear.\n
**[16:35] ---**
This is your assassination vacation...\nand you can beat it.\n
**[16:41] ---**
Start with a rich seafood stock.\n
**[16:43] ---**
Add plenty of green onions\nand a spoon of minced garlic...\n
**[16:47] ---**
and a gun!\n
**[16:51] ---**
Gotta love a souped-up gun!\n
**[16:53] ---**
And when that soup trickles through the rifling... *Mmm*!
**[16:58] ---**
Well, it makes *my* blood run cold. It's loaded, right?
**[17:03] ---**
Don't worry. I'll be careful.\n
**[17:07] ---**
It won't cause any problems\nwhen it comes to shooting it, either.\n
**[17:10] ---**
I tend to it every night,\nlike it's my own child.\n
**[17:15] ---**
The most delicious gun on a given day\nis the one that suits me best.\n
**[17:19] ---**
It's kinda like my rule of thumb.\n
**[17:23] ---**
You're a weird one, all right.\nAre your two buddies the same way?\n
**[17:27] ---**
Yeah, well...\n
**[17:28] ---**
When you've pulled off\nas many jobs as we have,\n
**[17:32] ---**
you tend to develop your little hangups.\n
**[17:36] ---**
For example, Smog makes all his own poisons.\n
**[17:40] ---**
He's so insistent on fine-tuning\nthem for practical use,\n
**[17:42] ---**
he even made his own lab.\n
**[17:45] ---**
Huh. And the third? What about Grip?\n
**[17:50] ---**
Well...\n
**[17:52] ---**
"5th Floor Scenic Walkway"\n
**[17:53] ---**
"5th Floor Scenic Walkway"\nEven as assassins go, that one's an odd duck.\n
**[17:55] ---**
Even as assassins go, that one's an odd duck.\n
**[18:10] ---**
Hey, why's he just standing\nout in the open like that?\n
**[18:14] ---**
That vibe he's giving off...\n
**[18:15] ---**
Oh, yeah. I can totally call it now:\n
**[18:19] ---**
If it's kill or be killed, he'll kill.\n
**[18:23] ---**
A scenic walkway with an unobstructed view!\n
**[18:26] ---**
Forget a surprise attack,\nor strength in numbers.\n
**[18:29] ---**
Dammit. I wish I had a gun with real bullets.\n
**[18:33] ---**
I never thought I'd need\none here on this island.\n
**[18:39] ---**
What a drag, hm.\n
**[18:41] ---**
If I can hear your footsteps,\nyou're not tough enough for me, hm.\n
**[18:47] ---**
Supposedly some special-forces teacher\nwas taking the lead, too, hm.\n
**[18:54] ---**
I guess Smog's gas must've\ngotten the better of him, hm.\n
**[18:58] ---**
Probably killed each other\nat the same time, hm.\n
**[19:01] ---**
Come on out, hm.\n
**[19:03] ---**
He cracked the window with his hand!\n
**[19:05] ---**
But more than that...\n
**[19:08] ---**
We're all too afraid to say it, but... well...\n
**[19:13] ---**
You sure say "hm" a lot, buddy!\n
**[19:15] ---**
*There* it is! Thank God for Karma!
**[19:18] ---**
I heard it would make me\nsound more like a samurai, hm.\n
**[19:23] ---**
It's got a cool ring to it,\nso I'm trying it out, hm.\n
**[19:26] ---**
Oh, so he's not Japanese.\n
**[19:29] ---**
Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't mind, hm.\n
**[19:32] ---**
After I kill you all here,\n
**[19:34] ---**
I can drop the "hm" with no loss of face, hm.\n
**[19:37] ---**
Bare hands... Are those\nyour killing tools, then?\n
**[19:41] ---**
There's actually quite a demand for this, hm.\n
**[19:43] ---**
Passing through pat-downs\nhas distinct advantages, hm.\n
**[19:47] ---**
Once they come closer,\nI snap their necks, hm.\n
**[19:50] ---**
Or, if I feel like it, I could\ncrush their skulls, hm.\n
**[19:53] ---**
You know, it's funny, hm.\n
**[19:56] ---**
The more you train your strength\nfor killing people, hm,\n
**[19:59] ---**
the more you feel like using\nit for something else, hm.\n
**[20:03] ---**
A fight, to be precise, hm.\n
**[20:06] ---**
Against a mighty foe--to the death, hm.\n
**[20:09] ---**
But what a letdown, hm.\n
**[20:12] ---**
Seeing who I'm up against,\nI've all but lost my will to fight, hm.\n
**[20:16] ---**
Plus, it's a pain killing a bunch\nof small fry by myself, hm.\n
**[20:18] ---**
I'll call in my boss and my colleague\nto kill you together, hm.\n
**[20:23] ---**
Hey, buddy, hm.\n
**[20:26] ---**
You're pretty average for a pro, aren't you?\n
**[20:29] ---**
Breaking glass, busting skulls?\nI can do that, too.\n
**[20:33] ---**
But if your opening move\nis to call in reinforcements,\n
**[20:37] ---**
maybe you're too scared to\ntake on a junior-high kid alone.\n
**[20:40] ---**
--No--don't be reckless!\n--Stop right there, Mr. Karasuma.\n
**[20:44] ---**
His chin is down.\n
**[20:47] ---**
So far he's been showing off his\nswagger with his chin in the air,\n
**[20:50] ---**
looking down on his opponents.\n
**[20:55] ---**
But this is different.\n
**[20:57] ---**
His words may be as rough as ever...\n
**[21:00] ---**
but his eyes are looking straight ahead,\n
**[21:02] ---**
alert, observing his foe head-on.\n
**[21:05] ---**
He'd been lying low ever since finals,\n
**[21:09] ---**
but it seems he's learned\nwell from his failures.\n
**[21:16] ---**
All right, hm. Let's see what you can do, hm.\n
**[21:22] ---**
Give this everything you've got--\n
**[21:24] ---**
you're facing one high wall: an adult!\n
**[21:42] ---**
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
**[21:50] ---**
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
**[21:56] ---**
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
**[22:01] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[22:06] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[22:10] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[22:12] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[22:18] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[22:25] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:33] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:35] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[22:38] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[22:39] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[22:44] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[22:50] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[22:56] ---**
*Shine again *
# 20 - Karma Time/2nd Period
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRE59JGX6/assassination-classroom)
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**[00:09] ---**
We're infiltrating the Fukuma Denjo\nHotel to steal a virus remedy\n
**[00:12] ---**
from an unidentified bad guy.\n
**[00:15] ---**
We have one hour. If we don't\nmake it in time, they'll all die!\n
**[00:23] ---**
You're pretty average for a pro, aren't you?\n
**[00:26] ---**
Breaking glass, busting skulls?\nI can do that, too.\n
**[00:29] ---**
But if your opening move\nis to call in reinforcements,\n
**[00:33] ---**
maybe you're too scared to\ntake on a junior-high kid alone.\n
**[00:38] ---**
All right, hm.\n
**[00:40] ---**
Let's see what you can do, hm.\n
**[00:44] ---**
If you insist...\n
**[00:49] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
**[00:51] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
**[00:57] ---**
*Sensei! Target on *
**[01:00] ---**
*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
**[01:05] ---**
*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
**[01:10] ---**
*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
**[01:18] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
**[01:20] ---**
*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
**[01:26] ---**
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
**[01:34] ---**
*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
**[01:36] ---**
*Will we, still incomplete *
**[01:39] ---**
*Be able to shoot through *
**[01:42] ---**
*The invincible target that's you? *
**[01:45] ---**
*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
**[01:50] ---**
*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
**[01:52] ---**
*Lost in so many ways *
**[01:55] ---**
*For you more than anyone else *
**[01:58] ---**
*Studying like a house on fire *
**[02:00] ---**
*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
**[02:05] ---**
*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
**[02:08] ---**
*Revolution *
**[02:11] ---**
*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
**[02:18] ---**
"Episode 20: Karma Time/2nd Period"\n
**[02:30] ---**
Too soft, hm. You'll have to\nfind a better weapon, hm.\n
**[02:36] ---**
Don't need one.\n
**[02:49] ---**
Grip strength capable of crushing skulls...\n
**[02:53] ---**
Once he gets his hands on me, it's game over.\n
**[02:56] ---**
On first glance, this seems\nlike an unwinnable game,\n
**[03:00] ---**
but just switch our positions around\n
**[03:03] ---**
and it's no different from the\nunwinnable game we always play.\n
**[03:09] ---**
Wow...\n
**[03:10] ---**
He's dodging or blocking every blow!\n
**[03:14] ---**
That's your defense technique,\nright, Mr. Karasuma?\n
**[03:18] ---**
Self-defense is low priority for assassins,\n
**[03:22] ---**
so while I don't remember\nteaching it in class...\n
**[03:26] ---**
he must have picked it up by\nwatching me dodge their knives.\n
**[03:31] ---**
Karma Akabane... Even in this\nE Class, his talent for fighting\n
**[03:36] ---**
is head and shoulders above the rest.\n
**[03:38] ---**
I can dodge him... but if I\nmove in to attack, he'll grab me.\n
**[03:46] ---**
What's wrong, hm? You'll never\nget past me if you don't attack, hm!\n
**[03:51] ---**
You think?\n
**[03:53] ---**
I mean, I could be doing\nmy best to distract you\n
**[03:55] ---**
while the rest of us slip past a few at a time.\n
**[04:01] ---**
Relax.\n
**[04:02] ---**
No underhanded hijinx here.\nNow... it's my turn.\n
**[04:10] ---**
Barehanded, like you. We'll settle\nthis fair and square, man-to-man.\n
**[04:15] ---**
I like that face of yours, young warrior, hm.\n
**[04:19] ---**
With you, I've got a chance--\n
**[04:21] ---**
a chance at the fair fight I can't experience\n
**[04:23] ---**
in the assassination biz, hm.\n
**[04:33] ---**
Now!\n
**[04:41] ---**
It's over, hm.\n
**[04:45] ---**
That gas!\n
**[04:46] ---**
I'm not fond of drawn-out fights, hm.\n
**[04:48] ---**
Thought I'd give Smog's\nparalysis gas a try, hm.\n
**[04:52] ---**
That's dirty! Ain't nothin' fair\nabout sneakin' that into the fight!\n
**[04:56] ---**
I never said I *only* fight barehanded, hm.
**[05:00] ---**
One mustn't get too particular\nabout one's hangups, hm.\n
**[05:03] ---**
Just another key to sticking\naround in this business, hm.\n
**[05:07] ---**
A spray of gas at point-blank range, hm...\n
**[05:10] ---**
You'll never defend against it\nif you don't see it com--\n
**[05:18] ---**
Wh-What have you... hm...\n
**[05:22] ---**
What a coincidence! We were\nboth thinking the same thing!\n
**[05:27] ---**
How... did you... get that... hm...?\n
**[05:32] ---**
And how... did you not...\nbreathe my gas... hm...?\n
**[05:39] ---**
Hm hm hm hm hm hm!\n
**[05:44] ---**
Cmon, Terasaka--make it snappy!\n
**[05:46] ---**
We'll need duct tape and sheer\nnumbers to beat this monster!\n
**[05:51] ---**
Yeah, I'm on it.\n
**[05:53] ---**
That promise of a barehanded one-on-one fight?\n
**[05:58] ---**
It was bullshit from the word go!\n
**[06:01] ---**
Careful taping him up.\n
**[06:03] ---**
With his superhuman strength,\n
**[06:05] ---**
you've got to be cautious\neven when he's paralyzed.\n
**[06:07] ---**
Yes, sir.\n
**[06:09] ---**
Hm hm hm hm hm hm...\n
**[06:13] ---**
I filched an unused cartridge\nfrom that poisoner guy.\n
**[06:17] ---**
It's so handy, I wish it weren't\na one-time-use kind of thing.\n
**[06:20] ---**
How, hm... did you see\nmy gas attack coming, hm?\n
**[06:24] ---**
Is that why you didn't breathe any in, hm?\n
**[06:26] ---**
But I only showed you my\nbare hands, hm... How, hm?\n
**[06:31] ---**
Isn't it obvious? I was on guard against everything *but* bare hands.
**[06:35] ---**
Hm...\n
**[06:36] ---**
I'm sure you really did\nwant a barehanded bout...\n
**[06:40] ---**
but you would have had to\nstop us by any means necessary,\n
**[06:45] ---**
and if I were you,\nI would have done the same.\n
**[06:48] ---**
I trusted your attitude as a pro...\nand that's why I was on guard.\n
**[06:54] ---**
Oh, I get it!\n
**[06:55] ---**
Karma's changed--for the better.\n
**[06:59] ---**
Karma had never known great defeat,\n
**[07:02] ---**
but those midterm exams\ntaught him all too well:\n
**[07:06] ---**
Losers are people just\nlike you who live their lives\n
**[07:09] ---**
thinking about all sorts of things.\n
**[07:12] ---**
Once you realize that, you inevitably find\n
**[07:14] ---**
you can no longer make light of\nyour opponent on the battlefield.\n
**[07:18] ---**
You can see if your foe is thinking\nlike you, trying hard like you.\n
**[07:23] ---**
You come to see their abilities,\ntheir circumstances.\n
**[07:27] ---**
Someone who can be respectfully\nwary of their opponent...\n
**[07:31] ---**
That person has no chinks on the battlefield.\n
**[07:37] ---**
You grew so much from that one defeat.\n
**[07:42] ---**
You'll make a name for yourself someday.\n
**[07:46] ---**
You're nothing to sneeze at,\nyoung warrior, hm.\n
**[07:49] ---**
I may have lost,\n
**[07:51] ---**
--but I enjoyed our time togeth--\n--What are you talking about?\n
**[07:54] ---**
The fun's just beginning!\n
**[07:55] ---**
"Hot Mustard" "Wasabi"\nThe fun's just beginning!\n
**[07:57] ---**
Hm?\n
**[07:58] ---**
What the hell is that, hm?\n
**[08:00] ---**
Wasabi and mustard. I'm going\nto put them in your nostrils.\n
**[08:04] ---**
What, hm?!\n
**[08:06] ---**
I'd been on guard around you all this time,\n
**[08:09] ---**
but now that you're tied up, what's the point?\n
**[08:12] ---**
Hm?\n
**[08:13] ---**
Once these are in, I'll plug\nyour nose with a special clip,\n
**[08:17] ---**
stuff your mouth with ghost peppers--\na thousand times hotter than average chilis--\n
**[08:22] ---**
*then*, on top of all that, I'll gag you. Done and done!
**[08:26] ---**
Okay, buddy, hm...\n
**[08:27] ---**
now's the time to show\nyour willpower as a pro, hm.\n
**[08:32] ---**
Koro Sensei... Karma hasn't really\nchanged all that much, has he?\n
**[08:36] ---**
No, he hasn't. I'm concerned for his future.\n
**[08:39] ---**
"Be Prepared"\nWhat the hell did you bring with you, anyway?\n
**[08:42] ---**
Hey, let's get goin'. Keep draggin'\nour feet and they'll find us.\n
**[08:45] ---**
--They'll find *you*, you big hulk. --Aw, shut it!
**[08:55] ---**
Okay, everyone, the terrace is upstairs.\n
**[08:58] ---**
The bar floor. Could be tricky.\n
**[09:01] ---**
Yes.\n
**[09:02] ---**
There's a stairway to the VIP floor\ninside a lounge here.\n
**[09:06] ---**
The back entrance is locked;\n
**[09:08] ---**
we'll have to come in through\nthe lounge to unlock it.\n
**[09:12] ---**
Now we're flying by the seat of our pants.\n
**[09:14] ---**
We really stand out, you guys.\n
**[09:16] ---**
Let's have the teachers hide here.\n
**[09:20] ---**
We'll sneak into the lounge\nand unlock the back entrance.\n
**[09:24] ---**
We girls won't look suspicious\nalone in a place like this.\n
**[09:28] ---**
No--it's girls going alone\nthat makes it dangerous.\n
**[09:32] ---**
Oh! In that case...\n
**[09:40] ---**
Huh?\n
**[09:50] ---**
--What beautiful stars!\n--Right?\n
**[09:52] ---**
All thanks to the CEO.\n
**[09:53] ---**
You bet!\n
**[09:55] ---**
My folks' connections got me a room here.\n
**[09:58] ---**
Got my share of playmates--\nall with an eye on the family riches...\n
**[10:04] ---**
Lame. What a lame-ass summer vacation.\n
**[10:14] ---**
C'mon, be a man! Now get\nin front and protect us, Nagisa!\n
**[10:19] ---**
I can't! I can't be out in front!\n
**[10:21] ---**
Give it up.\n
**[10:23] ---**
Go on!\n
**[10:27] ---**
Why me?\n
**[10:32] ---**
We'd like a guy around,\nbut in places like this,\n
**[10:35] ---**
they check guys real carefully.\n
**[10:37] ---**
Yeah, but even so--\n
**[10:38] ---**
It's all part of the plan!\n
**[10:39] ---**
Really?\n
**[10:41] ---**
Yes, really!\n
**[10:42] ---**
Not you, too!\n
**[10:43] ---**
You're acting too normal--\nIt's not fresh enough.\n
**[10:45] ---**
But that's not what I'm looking for!\n
**[10:48] ---**
Where did you find these clothes, anyway?\n
**[10:49] ---**
Cast off beside the outdoor pool.\n
**[10:53] ---**
There's a nice one. She's not used\nto all this yet--very refreshing.\n
**[10:57] ---**
Ugh! Let's get out of this filthy place ASAP!\n
**[11:01] ---**
And yet you seem to be\nenjoying yourself, Fuwa.\n
**[11:04] ---**
Hey!\n
**[11:06] ---**
Where'd *you* come from? How about a drink? Anything you like--
**[11:10] ---**
it's on me!\n
**[11:14] ---**
Go ahead, Nagisa! Keep him company!\n
**[11:16] ---**
Huh? But, Kataoka...\n
**[11:19] ---**
We have to act normal, remember?\n
**[11:21] ---**
We'll come get you if anything happens.\n
**[11:24] ---**
How did it come to this?\n
**[11:26] ---**
Oh, so you're Nagisa! I'm Yuji.\n
**[11:31] ---**
Okay: now!\n
**[11:34] ---**
Let's see, the staircase to go up...\n
**[11:38] ---**
It's got to be this way, right?\n
**[11:40] ---**
Hey, ladies.\n
**[11:41] ---**
Just you girls?\n
**[11:43] ---**
How's about hangin' with us tonight?\n
**[11:45] ---**
Oh, hell. Will it never end?\n
**[11:49] ---**
Look, let me tell you something...\n
**[11:52] ---**
Yada?\n
**[11:53] ---**
We'd love to hang out with cool guys like you,\n
**[11:56] ---**
but we're here with our daddies today.\n
**[11:59] ---**
And our daddies are kinda scary.\n
**[12:02] ---**
So let's not.\n
**[12:04] ---**
"Evil"\n
**[12:05] ---**
"Evil"\nA-A yakuza emblem!\n
**[12:07] ---**
--And it's that infamous tiny-but-terrifyin' Shuei Syndicate!\n--I asked real nice and he gave this to me.\n
**[12:09] ---**
--And it's that infamous tiny-but-terrifyin' Shuei Syndicate!\n--Maybe I'll pin it on my schoolbag!\n
**[12:13] ---**
Sorry about that!\n
**[12:14] ---**
Wimps. Clearly it was on loan.\n
**[12:18] ---**
That was amazing, Yada!\n
**[12:21] ---**
C'mon, drink up! I'm paying!\n
**[12:24] ---**
We'll do it up big tonight!\n
**[12:25] ---**
N-No, I... I can't drink.\n
**[12:29] ---**
I've got to try to act natural\nuntil the girls reach their goal.\n
**[12:35] ---**
Um, Yuji? Are you here with your parents?\n
**[12:39] ---**
My parents?\n
**[12:40] ---**
Like they have the time!\n
**[12:43] ---**
This is just between us, but my old man,\nhe's a famous TV personality.\n
**[12:48] ---**
You know him, believe me!\n
**[12:52] ---**
He's such a big deal,\nhe can get away with anything.\n
**[12:55] ---**
He was bragging about squeezing\nthis woman announcer's ass\n
**[13:00] ---**
for 24 hours straight.\n
**[13:01] ---**
Does your dad have some kind of\ngrudge against asses or something?\n
**[13:06] ---**
Dammit! Stupid, Yuji, stupid!\n
**[13:08] ---**
Can't you hit on someone without\nleaning on the old man for once?\n
**[13:12] ---**
Uber-lame...\n
**[13:13] ---**
That's... not a regular cigarette, is it?\nIt's more dangerous than that.\n
**[13:16] ---**
Yeah. I just got into it.\n
**[13:19] ---**
At my age, if you know\nabout these, you're cool.\n
**[13:23] ---**
Our teacher said he doesn't know\nif smoking those will make you cool,\n
**[13:29] ---**
but it definitely makes your life harder.\n
**[13:33] ---**
Life's *already* hard for us men!
**[13:36] ---**
We gotta force ourselves to try to look cool!\n
**[13:40] ---**
It's worse for me, always getting\ncompared to my old man!\n
**[13:44] ---**
You girls got it made...\n
**[13:46] ---**
All you have to do is pick a cool guy.\n
**[13:50] ---**
Um... yyyeah.\n
**[13:52] ---**
I think the girls in my class have\na little more on their minds.\n
**[13:56] ---**
Wow--you borrowed that\nfrom Professor Bitch?\n
**[13:59] ---**
She's something else.\nYakuza, lawyer, racehorse owner...\n
**[14:03] ---**
She's got every kind of pin you could think of,\n
**[14:05] ---**
since she can use them for work.\n
**[14:08] ---**
You're always so interested in hearing\nabout Professor Bitch's work, Yada.\n
**[14:13] ---**
Yeah... It's not like I want to seduce people.\n
**[14:16] ---**
It's like Koro Sensei said:\nYou gotta wield a second blade.\n
**[14:21] ---**
I'm betting her intimacy\nand negotiating skills\n
**[14:23] ---**
are probably your best bet out in the world.\n
**[14:27] ---**
Whoa, Yada. You're going\nto be one kickass grownup!\n
**[14:32] ---**
Even with those big boobs,\nI can't help but admire you!\n
**[14:34] ---**
The big-boob-hating Kayano opens her heart!\n
**[14:37] ---**
Look, ladies!\n
**[14:39] ---**
We made it... but there's a lookout.\n
**[14:43] ---**
We might need a man around after all.\n
**[14:45] ---**
Yeah...\n
**[14:47] ---**
Kayano, go get Nagisa.\n
**[14:49] ---**
Okay.\n
**[14:50] ---**
Something about that lookout...\n
**[14:52] ---**
Think we can lure him out and sneak past him?\n
**[14:55] ---**
I'd rather not force our way through.\n
**[14:57] ---**
If we get the better of him, we'll be found out.\n
**[14:59] ---**
Nagisa!\n
**[15:01] ---**
Kayano!\n
**[15:03] ---**
Oh, um... I gotta go.\n
**[15:06] ---**
What? Already?\n
**[15:09] ---**
Bye now!\n
**[15:10] ---**
Dammit! I can't let her get away\nwithout acting my coolest!\n
**[15:14] ---**
Don't leave me alone like that!\n
**[15:16] ---**
Sorry! We hammered out a strategy.\n
**[15:18] ---**
Great. I can't wait to get out of these clothes.\n
**[15:21] ---**
Hey, wait up, ladies!\n
**[15:23] ---**
As a special treat, check out\nmy signature dance moves!\n
**[15:30] ---**
*Go away*.
**[15:31] ---**
I've been doing this since I was a kid.\n
**[15:33] ---**
These moves always get me the girl!\n
**[15:36] ---**
Huh?\n
**[15:40] ---**
Hey, brat! Tough guy, eh?\n
**[15:43] ---**
N-No... I--\n
**[15:44] ---**
Get over here!\n
**[15:46] ---**
I didn't mean to--\n
**[15:47] ---**
This is a million-yen jacket.\nI demand compensation!\n
**[15:51] ---**
Your address--now!\n
**[15:53] ---**
Hinata!\n
**[15:55] ---**
Add on pain and suffering,\nand that's three million total.\n
**[15:58] ---**
Pay up and we'll only leave you *half* dead!
**[16:00] ---**
What?! M-My father will pay--\nplease don't beat me up!\n
**[16:04] ---**
Excuse me, Mr. Yakuza, sir?\n
**[16:05] ---**
Yeah?\n
**[16:14] ---**
Heeeave... ho! Oof! Oof! Oof! Phew.\n
**[16:18] ---**
Excuse me, sir?\n
**[16:20] ---**
That customer just suddenly collapsed.\n
**[16:23] ---**
Take him out of here\nand get him checked out.\n
**[16:25] ---**
Oh, y-yes... Sorry for the bother.\n
**[16:29] ---**
What'd he do, overdose? Sheesh.\n
**[16:34] ---**
Now!\n
**[16:35] ---**
Back to the dance floor with you!\nAnd don't tell anyone about this, okay?\n
**[16:41] ---**
Even when girls pull off\nsomething so effortlessly cool,\n
**[16:44] ---**
you *still* have to chin up and act cool...
**[16:48] ---**
It *is* hard, being a guy.
**[16:51] ---**
Nagisa...\n
**[16:53] ---**
If we meet again, keep acting cool, okay?\n
**[16:56] ---**
Anything but drugs and dancing,\nif you can help it.\n
**[16:59] ---**
Here we are!\n
**[17:02] ---**
We really sent you into some dicey territory.\n
**[17:05] ---**
You weren't in any danger, were you?\n
**[17:08] ---**
Nuh-uh.\n
**[17:09] ---**
Not remotely!\n
**[17:11] ---**
Wow, you sure changed fast, Nagisa.\n
**[17:14] ---**
Yeah.\n
**[17:15] ---**
Hmm? What's wrong?\n
**[17:16] ---**
It's just...\n
**[17:18] ---**
You girls did everything this time around.\n
**[17:21] ---**
What was even the point\nof me being in this getup?\n
**[17:24] ---**
Comic relief, duh!\n
**[17:26] ---**
Don't you dare, Karma!\n
**[17:29] ---**
No, I don't think that's it.\n
**[17:31] ---**
I'm sure it wound up helping *someone*, anyway.
**[17:40] ---**
If only you could have stayed like that...\n
**[17:42] ---**
History's full of assassins\ndisguised as women.\n
**[17:46] ---**
Don't you start, too, Isogai!\n
**[17:48] ---**
If you're gonna cut it off,\nNagisa, sooner is better.\n
**[17:51] ---**
I am *not*! I happen to like it!
**[17:53] ---**
Can we talk about this later?\n
**[17:55] ---**
Or never.\n
**[17:57] ---**
We're in our final stage of\ninfiltration here. Ritsu?\n
**[18:00] ---**
Yes, sir.\n
**[18:01] ---**
Up ahead is the VIP floor.\n
**[18:04] ---**
These guests don't rely\nsolely on hotel security,\n
**[18:07] ---**
but provide their own hired lookouts.\n
**[18:11] ---**
So of course there's some\nblocking the staircase.\n
**[18:14] ---**
They look way tough, too.\n
**[18:15] ---**
Are they more of the guys\nwho've been threatening us?\n
**[18:18] ---**
Or hired muscle that has\nnothing to do with us?\n
**[18:21] ---**
Either way, we're gonna\nhave to beat 'em to get by.\n
**[18:25] ---**
Exactly right, Terasaka.\n
**[18:27] ---**
And that weapon you have\nwill do the job perfectly.\n
**[18:32] ---**
Pff! What, you got X-ray vision now, too?\n
**[18:36] ---**
You'll have to take them both down\nat once, or they'll call for help.\n
**[18:39] ---**
I got this, okay?\n
**[18:41] ---**
Hey, Kimura, see if you can\nlure 'em out this way some.\n
**[18:44] ---**
Who, me? But how?\n
**[18:47] ---**
How should I know?\n
**[18:48] ---**
Here, Kimura, try this...\n
**[18:54] ---**
What gives, kid?\n
**[18:55] ---**
Huh? Any brains around here?\nThese guys are total muscleheads!\n
**[19:03] ---**
You slabs of pigmeat oughta\nquit pretending to be human.\n
**[19:08] ---**
Hey!\n
**[19:09] ---**
Get back here!\n
**[19:10] ---**
Yep, that pissed 'em off!\n
**[19:12] ---**
What's with this brat?!\n
**[19:13] ---**
He's crazy fast!\n
**[19:14] ---**
Okay... now!\n
**[19:16] ---**
Got it!\n
**[19:20] ---**
Stun guns?\n
**[19:21] ---**
I bought 'em to see how electricity\nworked on that octopus...\n
**[19:24] ---**
Never thought I'd be usin' 'em like this!\n
**[19:28] ---**
You *bought* those? But weren't they expensive?
**[19:31] ---**
Huh? Uh, well...\n
**[19:33] ---**
I came into a little money lately, so...\n
**[19:37] ---**
These two... they look...\n
**[19:41] ---**
Nice weapon, Terasaka.\nBut check their chests.\n
**[19:46] ---**
Huh?\n
**[19:47] ---**
Judging from the bulges there,\n
**[19:49] ---**
you ought to be able to find\nsomething even better.\n
**[19:52] ---**
R-Real guns!\n
**[19:54] ---**
And...\n
**[19:56] ---**
Chiba? Hayami?\n
**[19:58] ---**
Those guns are for you.\n
**[20:01] ---**
Mr. Karasuma hasn't recovered\nenough to fire with any accuracy.\n
**[20:06] ---**
Right now you two are\nthe best gun-users we have.\n
**[20:10] ---**
--B-But this is all so sudden--\n--However!\n
**[20:13] ---**
"No Killing"\n
**[20:14] ---**
"No Killing"\nI will not permit you to kill anyone.\n
**[20:16] ---**
With your skill, you should have\nplenty of ways to use those\n
**[20:20] ---**
to defeat someone without a scratch.\n
**[20:23] ---**
Giving us real guns?\n
**[20:26] ---**
When we only just blew it with air guns?\n
**[20:30] ---**
Let's be on our way, then.\n
**[20:32] ---**
From the looks of things at this hotel,\n
**[20:34] ---**
there's no sign the enemy has\nset up camp in any great numbers.\n
**[20:38] ---**
They're even down to one\nor two hired killers--at most.\n
**[20:41] ---**
Yeah! So let's go murdalize the rest!\n
**[20:45] ---**
Okay, team: we'll have to use\nthe VIP-only emergency stairs\n
**[20:49] ---**
to reach the next floor up.\n
**[20:51] ---**
And to do that, we'll have to\ngo through the concert hall\n
**[20:53] ---**
on the 8th floor.\n
**[20:56] ---**
This is starting to leave\na bad taste in my mouth.\n
**[21:00] ---**
I was charged with killing\nsome super-creature--\n
**[21:04] ---**
how'd I get stuck going\nto meet a bunch of kids?\n
**[21:08] ---**
Revolting. Sure enough,\nthe only thing tasty around here\n
**[21:13] ---**
is my gun.\n
**[21:42] ---**
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
**[21:50] ---**
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
**[21:56] ---**
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
**[22:01] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[22:06] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[22:10] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[22:12] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[22:18] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[22:25] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:33] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:35] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[22:38] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[22:39] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[22:44] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[22:50] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[22:56] ---**
*Shine again *
# 21 - XX Time
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**[00:10] ---**
I can only see a few of\nthe students from this angle.\n
**[00:16] ---**
Gotta love the face of a\njunior-high student in pain...\n
**[00:21] ---**
Once I get that ten billion yen,\n
**[00:25] ---**
I might just buy a bunch of 'em and\nforce-feed 'em that virus every day.\n
**[00:49] ---**
Fourteen--no, fifteen of them.\n
**[00:54] ---**
Judging by their breathing,\nthey're young, most in their mid-teens.\n
**[00:57] ---**
Who'da thunk it?\n
**[00:59] ---**
Everyone who could still\nmove actually made it here.\n
**[01:04] ---**
Just so you know,\n
**[01:06] ---**
this hall is completely soundproof.\n
**[01:08] ---**
I'll have shot you all dead\nbefore anyone comes to save you.\n
**[01:12] ---**
You know you're not prepared to kill anyone!\n
**[01:15] ---**
Now come on out like good little children\n
**[01:17] ---**
and bow before the boss--\n
**[01:19] ---**
Missed! And I was aiming for the gun!\n
**[01:22] ---**
Live ammo? And from the sounds of it...\n
**[01:25] ---**
Did they take our goons' Model 60s?!\n
**[01:29] ---**
Junior-high kids trained for assassination...\n
**[01:32] ---**
Excellent.\n
**[01:38] ---**
Finally, a job I can sink my teeth into!\n
**[01:43] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
**[01:45] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
**[01:51] ---**
*Sensei! Target on *
**[01:54] ---**
*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
**[01:59] ---**
*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
**[02:04] ---**
*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
**[02:12] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
**[02:14] ---**
*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
**[02:20] ---**
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
**[02:28] ---**
*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
**[02:30] ---**
*Will we, still incomplete *
**[02:33] ---**
*Be able to shoot through *
**[02:36] ---**
*The invincible target that's you? *
**[02:39] ---**
*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
**[02:44] ---**
*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
**[02:46] ---**
*Lost in so many ways *
**[02:49] ---**
*For you more than anyone else *
**[02:52] ---**
*Studying like a house on fire *
**[02:54] ---**
*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
**[02:59] ---**
*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
**[03:02] ---**
*Revolution *
**[03:05] ---**
*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
**[03:12] ---**
"Episode 21: XX Time"\n
**[03:18] ---**
So bright!\n
**[03:20] ---**
Can't see the stage with that backlight!\n
**[03:22] ---**
Feelin' fine again today,\nwith my tasty, tasty gun!\n
**[03:26] ---**
H-He fired through that tiny gap?\n
**[03:29] ---**
I never forget the position of\nan enemy once they've fired.\n
**[03:32] ---**
Used to be an army man.\n
**[03:34] ---**
All that experience taught me\nhow to pinpoint my enemy's location\n
**[03:38] ---**
and the sensation of\nchecking my guns by taste.\n
**[03:42] ---**
Now, then... there should be\none more stolen gun out there.\n
**[03:48] ---**
Hayami! Remain standing by!\n
**[03:51] ---**
You were wise not to fire just now, Chiba!\n
**[03:54] ---**
The enemy still doesn't know where you are!\n
**[03:56] ---**
I'll keep an eye on him and tell you when,\n
**[03:58] ---**
so hang tight until it's go time!\n
**[04:02] ---**
Where's that coming from?\n
**[04:05] ---**
Hey! Quit starin' at me from the front row!\n
**[04:11] ---**
An expert gunman versus\njunior-high students?\n
**[04:14] ---**
This much of a sight advantage\nshould be all right.\n
**[04:17] ---**
Okay, Kimura, run five seats left!\n
**[04:20] ---**
Terasaka and Yoshida,\nmove three seats to either side!\n
**[04:23] ---**
We've made a blind spot!\n
**[04:24] ---**
Kayano, move two rows forward into this gap!\n
**[04:26] ---**
Karma and Fuwa, move eight seats right!\n
**[04:29] ---**
Isogai! Five seats left!\n
**[04:30] ---**
He's shuffling them around?\nBastard's making it complicated!\n
**[04:34] ---**
And yet,\n
**[04:35] ---**
he's telling me their names and\npositions with every command.\n
**[04:39] ---**
I'll have 'em memorized in no time.\n
**[04:42] ---**
Student number 12!\n
**[04:44] ---**
Move right and continue preparations!\n
**[04:45] ---**
Numbers 4 and 5, film the target\nfrom between the seats!\n
**[04:48] ---**
Use Ritsu to tell Chiba\nwhat's going on onstage!\n
**[04:52] ---**
Ponytail, move to the front-left!\n
**[04:54] ---**
Motorcycle Fan, you too--\ntwo seats to the front-left.\n
**[04:57] ---**
The person who out of curiosity\nwent to Takebayashi's top maid café\n
**[04:59] ---**
and was alarmed to find he liked it,\n
**[05:01] ---**
make a big racket to confuse the enemy!\n
**[05:03] ---**
Shaddup! How the hell did you know I went?!\n
**[05:07] ---**
Now I have no idea where anyone is!\n
**[05:09] ---**
Okay, Chiba, it's time.\n
**[05:13] ---**
After I give this next command, fire at will.\n
**[05:16] ---**
Argh! Where are you, dammit?!\n
**[05:18] ---**
Hayami, you're on follow-up\nas the situation requires.\n
**[05:21] ---**
You're looking to block off\nthe enemy's movements.\n
**[05:23] ---**
But before that, a word of advice for the two\n
**[05:27] ---**
who don't let their feelings show:\n
**[05:31] ---**
When you failed at shooting me earlier today,\n
**[05:35] ---**
you began to doubt your own skill.\n
**[05:38] ---**
You don't whine or make excuses,\n
**[05:41] ---**
and your classmates forced\ntheir confidence onto you,\n
**[05:43] ---**
thinking, "Surely *they* can handle it."
**[05:46] ---**
No one would notice your anguish.\n
**[05:49] ---**
For someone with these grades,\nyou're pretty nonchalant!\n
**[05:52] ---**
I was a fool to believe in you!\n
**[05:56] ---**
He won't even make any excuses.\nI have no idea what he's thinking!\n
**[06:02] ---**
But it's all right.\n
**[06:04] ---**
You don't have to bear all that pressure alone.\n
**[06:08] ---**
If you two miss, we'll switch over to a strategy\n
**[06:10] ---**
of shuffling people and guns around\n
**[06:12] ---**
so no one can tell who's pulling the trigger.\n
**[06:16] ---**
We can use that strategy\nbecause everyone here\n
**[06:19] ---**
has gone through training and tasted failure.\n
**[06:21] ---**
You have allies at your side\nwho share your experience.\n
**[06:26] ---**
So with that peace of mind, go ahead and fire.\n
**[06:31] ---**
Heh. Thanks for that.\n
**[06:34] ---**
That little speech gave me\nenough time to figure this out.\n
**[06:38] ---**
Student number 12 is the\nonly one who hasn't moved.\n
**[06:43] ---**
And yet they're breathing heavily,\nlike they're planning something.\n
**[06:47] ---**
The second someone pops up\nin that area, I'll shoot to kill.\n
**[06:52] ---**
All right: here we go!\n
**[06:55] ---**
It tastes divine!\n
**[06:56] ---**
Right now I'm one with my gun...\nand I don't plan on missing!\n
**[07:00] ---**
Student number 12! Stand and fire!\n
**[07:03] ---**
Bingo!\n
**[07:08] ---**
A dummy?!\n
**[07:09] ---**
That's where you'll want to aim!\n
**[07:11] ---**
Okay.\n
**[07:22] ---**
You missed. Now I know\nwhere the second one--\n
**[07:28] ---**
Th-They aimed for the brackets...\n
**[07:30] ---**
on the stage lights...?\n
**[07:34] ---**
Damn it all!\n
**[07:41] ---**
Phew. Finally hit the mark.\n
**[07:46] ---**
All right, tape 'im up!\n
**[07:48] ---**
Making this in complete silence\ntakes a lot out of you!\n
**[07:51] ---**
That was a real white-knuckle moment.\n
**[07:53] ---**
Great job handling that dangerous fight.\n
**[07:56] ---**
Every human being has\na number of opportunities\n
**[07:58] ---**
to break out of their shell and grow.\n
**[08:02] ---**
But they can't make the most of\nthose opportunities on their own.\n
**[08:06] ---**
They need tough foes who call on\ntheir powers of concentration\n
**[08:08] ---**
and allies with whom to\nshare their experiences.\n
**[08:12] ---**
And so, I want to be a teacher\nwho can provide these things.\n
**[08:15] ---**
To give my students\nhigh walls and good friends\n
**[08:18] ---**
without losing sight of\ntheir moments of growth.\n
**[08:22] ---**
What an education.\n
**[08:24] ---**
They've just had a shoot-out\nwith their lives on the line...\n
**[08:29] ---**
...yet their expressions look more\nlike junior-high students' now.\n
**[08:43] ---**
I seem to be mostly moving again.\n
**[08:46] ---**
Figure I'm at about half strength.\n
**[08:49] ---**
That's still twice as strong as us.\n
**[08:52] ---**
He should have just gone in alone.\n
**[08:57] ---**
So that leads to the top floor.\n
**[09:00] ---**
Yeah...\n
**[09:01] ---**
We're out of time.\n
**[09:02] ---**
Students!\n
**[09:04] ---**
I've come to realize something\nabout our mastermind waiting above:\n
**[09:09] ---**
He's using assassins all wrong.\n
**[09:12] ---**
What?\n
**[09:13] ---**
Lookouts and guards--\nthose aren't jobs for assassins.\n
**[09:17] ---**
If their potential had been used to the fullest,\n
**[09:20] ---**
they'd have been fearsome indeed.\n
**[09:21] ---**
It's true he wasn't even a single\ncentimeter off the mark...\n
**[09:26] ---**
And Karma--if that fellow had\nsneaked up on you from behind\n
**[09:28] ---**
on any other day,\n
**[09:30] ---**
his grip strength would\nhave killed you instantly.\n
**[09:33] ---**
I suppose so.\n
**[09:34] ---**
So it's true...\n
**[09:35] ---**
Our mastermind isn't an assassin after all.\n
**[09:39] ---**
Time to assign roles to each of you.\n
**[09:41] ---**
First off...\n
**[09:42] ---**
--Isogai, Terasaka, Yoshida:\n--Nagisa?\n
**[09:45] ---**
--I'd like you three to...\n--You're burning up, Terasaka. Are you...\n
**[09:48] ---**
infec--\n
**[09:49] ---**
Keep it down! I got stamina to spare here--\n
**[09:53] ---**
this'll go away by itself in no time!\n
**[09:56] ---**
That's crazy talk!\n
**[09:57] ---**
That damn Karasuma only got gassed\n
**[10:00] ---**
'cause I had to go and run ahead when I did.\n
**[10:03] ---**
And that's not the first time my actions\nalmost got everyone killed.\n
**[10:09] ---**
I ain't about to drop out now and\ndrag everyone down even more!\n
**[10:14] ---**
--Terasaka...\n--Commence operation!\n
**[10:15] ---**
C'mon!\n
**[10:33] ---**
Ooh, *Namba*!
**[10:35] ---**
Supposedly ninjas used this walking style.\n
**[10:38] ---**
No wonder there've been so\nmany more silent assassinations\n
**[10:41] ---**
in our classroom lately!\n
**[10:43] ---**
Despite the time crunch,\nthey refuse to panic or get pessimistic.\n
**[10:48] ---**
I'm so proud of these students of mine.\n
**[10:51] ---**
All the more reason we must not\ngive in to the enemy before us.\n
**[10:56] ---**
I'm betting that's the virus remedy.\nAnd those wires...\n
**[11:01] ---**
They lead to a plastic explosive.\n
**[11:04] ---**
We're right on time.\n
**[11:06] ---**
Ideally we'll be able to subdue him.\n
**[11:09] ---**
If he sees us, I'll take\nresponsibility and shoot his arm.\n
**[11:13] ---**
He won't be able to push that detonator...\n
**[11:15] ---**
and that's when we all rush in and grab him!\n
**[11:25] ---**
--Now!\n--Itchy.\n
**[11:29] ---**
The very memory makes me itch.\n
**[11:32] ---**
But maybe that's why my senses\nhave grown so much keener:\n
**[11:36] ---**
because my wounds are\nalways exposed to the air.\n
**[11:42] ---**
I told you--I'd come prepared\nto kill a Mach-20 monster.\n
**[11:48] ---**
I have spare detonator remotes\nin case one is snatched away\n
**[11:51] ---**
at high speed.\n
**[11:53] ---**
Enough to press any one of them\nif I happen to collapse.\n
**[11:57] ---**
We'd heard that voice before...\nbut this time, it was far more sinister.\n
**[12:03] ---**
Of the people I couldn't reach,\nthere were three assassins\n
**[12:07] ---**
and one other.\n
**[12:08] ---**
An insider who vanished with\nMinistry of Defense secret-service funds\n
**[12:12] ---**
and the assassination budget.\n
**[12:15] ---**
What do you think you're doing,\n
**[12:17] ---**
Takaoka?\n
**[12:20] ---**
"Episode 21: Takaoka Time"\n
**[12:26] ---**
What naughty children.\n
**[12:28] ---**
Coming in the back door\nto see your dear teacher?\n
**[12:31] ---**
That's not how your good old dad raised you.\n
**[12:35] ---**
Ah, well. I'll have to give you\nsome summertime tutoring.\n
**[12:41] ---**
Mr. Taka... oka...\n
**[12:45] ---**
Shall we go to the roof?\n
**[12:47] ---**
I've got everything ready to\nwelcome my beloved students.\n
**[12:52] ---**
You'll follow me up there, right?\n
**[12:54] ---**
After all, your class is only alive\nthanks to my benevolence.\n
**[13:06] ---**
Hiring assassins, threatening students\nwith a virus--such atrocities...\n
**[13:11] ---**
Have you gone mad?\n
**[13:12] ---**
Now, now--I am exceedingly sane!\nThis plan will save the world!\n
**[13:20] ---**
If only you'd sent those two littl'uns along\n
**[13:22] ---**
to bring me the one with the bounty,\n
**[13:24] ---**
my assassination plan would've\ngone off without a hitch.\n
**[13:29] ---**
See, my plan would've used\nWhatsername, Kayano? The girl.\n
**[13:36] ---**
The bathtub in my room here\nis filled with anti-Sensei BB's.\n
**[13:41] ---**
I'd have her go in there holding the target.\n
**[13:45] ---**
Then I'd bury them alive in cement.\n
**[13:48] ---**
For him to return to his usual form\nwithout touching those BB's,\n
**[13:52] ---**
he would have to blow everything up--\nincluding his student.\n
**[13:57] ---**
But he cares too much for his students\nto do anything so heartless!\n
**[14:01] ---**
So I figure he'd just do\nme a favor and melt away.\n
**[14:07] ---**
He's...\n
**[14:08] ---**
He's a demon!\n
**[14:11] ---**
It gave me a fright when I learned\nyou all came here together,\n
**[14:15] ---**
but it doesn't much change what I have to do.\n
**[14:18] ---**
My mood will determine how\nmany of you leave here alive.\n
**[14:24] ---**
Do you think you can get away with this?\n
**[14:28] ---**
It's the more humane route...\n
**[14:31] ---**
compared to the inhumane\nway you've treated me!\n
**[14:37] ---**
Takaoka lost to a bunch of junior-high kids\n
**[14:40] ---**
and totally blew his mission!\n
**[14:42] ---**
Whoa! And after he was bragging\nabout his teaching chops?\n
**[14:48] ---**
His bosses won't think much of him now!\n
**[14:51] ---**
Their humiliating glances and\nthe knife you tricked me with...\n
**[14:56] ---**
Whenever they cross my mind,\nmy face gets so itchy\n
**[15:00] ---**
I can't even sleep at night!\n
**[15:03] ---**
I'll pay back my bad evaluations with results.\n
**[15:05] ---**
I'll take the humiliation I suffered\nand give it back in spades!\n
**[15:08] ---**
You in particular, Nagisa Shiota.\n
**[15:11] ---**
I will *never* forgive you for spoiling my future!
**[15:15] ---**
So in asking for the shortest students,\nhe was going after Nagisa.\n
**[15:19] ---**
A completely unjustified grudge!\n
**[15:21] ---**
Huh! You wanted Nagisa here\nso you could settle the score?\n
**[15:26] ---**
Would that make you happy, beating him?\nGiven the size difference?\n
**[15:30] ---**
I could show you a much better time.\n
**[15:33] ---**
You're nuts. You only lost to\nNagisa by your own damn rules!\n
**[15:39] ---**
Listen, whether you'd won or lost back then,\n
**[15:43] ---**
we'd still hate your guts!\n
**[15:46] ---**
I don't remember asking for\nyou blockheads' opinions!\n
**[15:49] ---**
Don't forget that I can get rid of\nhalf of you with just one finger!\n
**[15:56] ---**
You. Shrimp.\n
**[15:58] ---**
Come upstairs alone. To the heliport.\n
**[16:02] ---**
Nagisa, you can't!\n
**[16:07] ---**
I don't want to... but I will.\n
**[16:10] ---**
Get a move on! Now!\n
**[16:11] ---**
He's so agitated, who knows what he'll do.\n
**[16:14] ---**
I'll hear him out, talk him down,\n
**[16:17] ---**
and get him to hand over\nthe remedy in one piece.\n
**[16:21] ---**
Nagisa...\n
**[16:23] ---**
Nagisa...\n
**[16:55] ---**
Takaoka!\n
**[16:55] ---**
Oh--don't take this the wrong way.\n
**[16:58] ---**
I don't want you interrupting my\nprecious time with Nagisa Shiota.\n
**[17:20] ---**
Now no one else can come up here.\n
**[17:23] ---**
Do you understand what I'm trying to do?\n
**[17:26] ---**
This is revenge for our earlier fight.\n
**[17:30] ---**
Wait, Mr. Takaoka.\nI didn't come here to fight.\n
**[17:33] ---**
I'm sure.\n
**[17:35] ---**
Those dirty tricks won't work anymore.\n
**[17:38] ---**
I can see myself doing you in, just like that.\n
**[17:43] ---**
But it'll be over too quickly\nto make me feel better.\n
**[17:48] ---**
So before we fight, there's\nsomething I need you to do.\n
**[17:55] ---**
Apologize. On your hands and knees.\n
**[17:59] ---**
Atone wholeheartedly for having\npulled a dirty sneak attack\n
**[18:02] ---**
because you lack any real skill.\n
**[18:13] ---**
I--\n
**[18:14] ---**
You call that on your hands\nand knees, you rotten brat?!\n
**[18:18] ---**
Head on the ground, boy!\n
**[18:31] ---**
I have no real skill, so I pulled\na dirty sneak attack. I'm sorry.\n
**[18:40] ---**
Oh, and after that you talked\nback to me, told me to get out.\n
**[18:47] ---**
Is that any way for a brat\nlike you to talk to an adult?\n
**[18:50] ---**
Is that any way for a student\nto talk to his teacher?!\n
**[18:54] ---**
I'm just a brat and a student,\n
**[18:56] ---**
and it was wrong for me to\ntalk back to an adult, a teacher.\n
**[19:02] ---**
I'm very sorry.\n
**[19:07] ---**
*Now* you're speaking from the heart. Your dear old dad is so pleased!
**[19:12] ---**
As a reward, I'll let you\nin on a little something.\n
**[19:16] ---**
I asked Smog what happens to\nthe people who die from that virus.\n
**[19:19] ---**
He showed me some pictures. What a laugh!\n
**[19:22] ---**
Their bodies, covered in boils!\nFaces like bunches of grapes!\n
**[19:28] ---**
Wouldn't you like to see that, Nagisa?\n
**[19:32] ---**
No!\n
**[20:07] ---**
Yes!\n
**[20:08] ---**
*That's* the face I wanted to see!
**[20:11] ---**
You ought to put it in your summer diary--\n
**[20:13] ---**
your friends' faces,\nbubbling up like so many grapes!\n
**[21:06] ---**
I'll... kill you...\n
**[21:14] ---**
That's right... that's the way...\n
**[21:19] ---**
Oh, dear...\n
**[21:21] ---**
I--I'll kill you!\n
**[21:42] ---**
*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
**[21:49] ---**
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
**[21:55] ---**
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
**[22:01] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[22:06] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[22:10] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[22:12] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[22:18] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[22:25] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:33] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:35] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[22:38] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[22:39] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[22:44] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[22:50] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[22:56] ---**
*Shine again *
# 22 - Nagisa Time
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**[00:22] ---**
I'll kill you...\n
**[00:24] ---**
...for what you did to them!\n
**[00:28] ---**
That's the spirit! Come and kill me,\n
**[00:31] ---**
Nagisa!\n
**[00:35] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
**[00:37] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
**[00:43] ---**
*Sensei! Target on *
**[00:46] ---**
*The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
**[00:51] ---**
*Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
**[00:56] ---**
*We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
**[01:04] ---**
*Stand up, bow, lock on! *
**[01:06] ---**
*Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
**[01:12] ---**
*We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
**[01:20] ---**
*Mr. Teacher, tell us *
**[01:22] ---**
*Will we, still incomplete *
**[01:25] ---**
*Be able to shoot through *
**[01:28] ---**
*The invincible target that's you? *
**[01:31] ---**
*As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
**[01:36] ---**
*Mr. Teacher, look at us *
**[01:38] ---**
*Lost in so many ways *
**[01:41] ---**
*For you more than anyone else *
**[01:44] ---**
*Studying like a house on fire *
**[01:46] ---**
*Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
**[01:51] ---**
*A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
**[01:54] ---**
*Revolution *
**[01:57] ---**
*Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
**[02:04] ---**
"Episode 22: Nagisa Time"\n
**[02:11] ---**
Nagisa--\n
**[02:13] ---**
he's snapped!\n
**[02:14] ---**
Sure, we'd all like to kill\nthat rotten son of a bitch,\n
**[02:18] ---**
but Nagisa might just go through with it!\n
**[02:22] ---**
No! You have to stop--\n
**[02:32] ---**
Don't be gettin' cocky, Nagisa!\n
**[02:36] ---**
I saw the pitiful way you looked at me\nwhen that medicine got blown up!\n
**[02:43] ---**
Quit worryin' about other people, ya damn wimp!\n
**[02:48] ---**
This virus'll go away by itself\nwith a good night's sleep!\n
**[02:52] ---**
Terasaka... you mean--\n
**[02:54] ---**
Murder is murder, even with\na piece of trash like that.\n
**[02:59] ---**
You gonna give in to the crazy\n
**[03:01] ---**
and throw your chance at\nten billion out the window?\n
**[03:04] ---**
Terasaka's right, Nagisa.\n
**[03:06] ---**
Killing him isn't worth it,\n
**[03:09] ---**
and being in a blind rage\nwill only work against you.\n
**[03:12] ---**
Besides, he doesn't know\nanything about the remedy.\n
**[03:15] ---**
We'll ask the poisoner downstairs.\n
**[03:18] ---**
Just knock this one out; that's enough.\n
**[03:22] ---**
Hey, now, quit being a wet blanket!\n
**[03:25] ---**
Unless he comes at me with a real\nintent to kill, what's the point?\n
**[03:29] ---**
I'll use this squirt's\nbloodlust for revenge\n
**[03:32] ---**
in a most humiliating way,\n
**[03:34] ---**
and finally my own shame will disappear!\n
**[03:36] ---**
Nagisa, take Terasaka's stun gun.\n
**[03:43] ---**
His life and my life.\nHis words and Terasaka's words.\n
**[03:49] ---**
Think carefully, now: Which are worthy?\n
**[03:53] ---**
Terasaka!\n
**[03:55] ---**
You... you've got one hell of a fever!\n
**[03:57] ---**
How'd you even make it here like this?!\n
**[04:00] ---**
Shaddup. You wanna look\nat somethin', look there.\n
**[04:05] ---**
Do it, Nagisa. Kill 'im to\nwithin an inch of his life.\n
**[04:26] ---**
Ooh, don't *you* look cool!
**[04:30] ---**
Koro Sensei, Nagisa's put the stun gun away!\n
**[04:35] ---**
I see you're determined to\nuse the knife. That's a relief.\n
**[04:39] ---**
Oh, and just so you know,\n
**[04:41] ---**
I do have some spare vials of that remedy.\n
**[04:44] ---**
If you don't come at me like you mean it,\n
**[04:47] ---**
or if your pals get in our way,\n
**[04:50] ---**
you can kiss these babies goodbye.\n
**[04:53] ---**
Hear that, Karasuma? Stay out of this!\n
**[04:58] ---**
This stuff takes a good month to make.\n
**[05:01] ---**
There's not enough for everyone, but it *is* your last hope.
**[05:07] ---**
Mr. Karasuma.\n
**[05:09] ---**
If you determine that\nNagisa's life is in danger,\n
**[05:13] ---**
please don't hesitate to shoot Mr. Takaoka.\n
**[05:17] ---**
For him to say that when he can\nusually see what's coming...\n
**[05:22] ---**
This must be our most\ndangerous situation yet.\n
**[05:25] ---**
Even I can tell that much.\n
**[05:29] ---**
We may have managed to defeat those\nthree assassins on our own terms...\n
**[05:35] ---**
but now the tables are completely turned!\n
**[05:39] ---**
Even if Nagisa Shiota did try to\nturn this into an assassination...\n
**[05:49] ---**
What's wrong? Aren't you going to kill me?\n
**[05:55] ---**
Takaoka's a whole different man:\nhe's in battle mode!\n
**[06:00] ---**
Even with a mind gone mad,\nhe's still an elite military man.\n
**[06:04] ---**
His impregnable defense will\nshut down any surprise attack!\n
**[06:11] ---**
The build!\n
**[06:12] ---**
The skills!\n
**[06:13] ---**
The experience!\n
**[06:20] ---**
Defeating him is far harder\nthan scoring first place\n
**[06:23] ---**
in the national mock exams.\n
**[06:25] ---**
It's no contest...\n
**[06:27] ---**
There's no way he can beat that monster!\n
**[06:30] ---**
Hey, don't be tiring out on me.\n
**[06:32] ---**
We're just getting started!\n
**[06:36] ---**
Looks like it's time for me to use this, too.\n
**[06:43] ---**
A traumatic image accompanies\nhis knife in my dreams.\n
**[06:47] ---**
When he caught me off guard\nwith that smile of his--\n
**[06:50] ---**
that's when everything went off the rails.\n
**[06:54] ---**
I will *not* make the same mistake again.
**[06:59] ---**
I'll cut off your hands and feet,\nhave them stuffed and mounted.\n
**[07:02] ---**
I'll keep them with me\nand cherish them forever.\n
**[07:06] ---**
Mr. Karasuma! You've got\nto shoot him! Nagisa'll die!\n
**[07:11] ---**
Wait...\n
**[07:12] ---**
Stay out of it!\n
**[07:14] ---**
Are we still leaving them to it, Terasaka?\n
**[07:17] ---**
I'm just about ready to join the fray, myself.\n
**[07:20] ---**
You been skippin' practice, Karma,\nso you don't know, but Nagisa...\n
**[07:28] ---**
He's still got somethin' up his sleeve.\n
**[07:32] ---**
Was that the surefire technique?\n
**[07:35] ---**
Yes. But then again,\n
**[07:38] ---**
it didn't look like one, did it?\n
**[07:40] ---**
When I was in a tight spot as an assassin,\n
**[07:42] ---**
I used this to squeeze my way out.\n
**[07:46] ---**
But it has conditions that\nmust be met--three of them.\n
**[07:53] ---**
First:\n
**[07:54] ---**
you must have two weapons.\n
**[07:57] ---**
Second: you must be up against an expert.\n
**[08:01] ---**
And third: your foe must know\nthe terror of being killed.\n
**[08:07] ---**
Good--\n
**[08:10] ---**
that's all of them.\n
**[08:12] ---**
What...\n
**[08:14] ---**
Mr. Takaoka...\n
**[08:18] ---**
will you be my guinea pig?\n
**[08:22] ---**
Wh-What are you doing?!\n
**[08:24] ---**
A surefire, instakill move\n
**[08:27] ---**
doesn't necessarily kill instantly.\n
**[08:30] ---**
Given the ideal conditions, of course,\nany assassin can do the deed.\n
**[08:36] ---**
But reality is rarely that agreeable,\n
**[08:39] ---**
especially when your target is\na pro with an airtight defense.\n
**[08:42] ---**
But this technique can create\nan ideal killing situation\n
**[08:46] ---**
in just such a pinch.\n
**[08:48] ---**
It sets the stage for an instant kill.\n
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Sets the stage, huh?\n
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Move from a standstill, as fast as you can,\n
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as far as you can,\nand make it as loud as possible.\n
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You... lousy... brat!\n
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Time it just after dropping the knife.\n
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The closer you get, the more\nthe target is focused on the knife.\n
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Toss that focus with the knife as though\nplacing them into midair, and...\n
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What... just... happ--\n
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An assassin\n
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will not overlook those few moments.\n
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In one fluid motion,\nswiftly draw your second blade.\n
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It... can't be...\n
**[10:02] ---**
This brat... got me... again?!\n
**[10:21] ---**
Finish 'im off, Nagisa. A good jolt\nto the neck'll put 'im out cold.\n
**[10:38] ---**
He taught me bloodlust.\n
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That some kinds of bloodlust\nare wrong to hold on to,\n
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and how important it is to have\nfriends to pull you away from it.\n
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The pain of being hit,\nthe fear of a real fight:\n
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I've learned so much from this man.\n
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He'd done terrible things,\nbut setting that aside,\n
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I thought I ought to thank him for his lessons.\n
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And, I figured...\n
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No.\n
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...thanking him required a certain face.\n
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Just, please--don't end this with that *face*!
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That face will haunt my\nnightmares until my dying day!\n
**[11:26] ---**
Mr. Takaoka,\n
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thank you.\n
**[11:49] ---**
Yesss!\n
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We beat the boss!\n
**[11:52] ---**
Hooray!\n
**[12:15] ---**
Nice!\n
**[12:17] ---**
You okay, Nagisa?\n
**[12:18] ---**
Yeah...\n
**[12:19] ---**
Well done, Nagisa.\n
**[12:22] ---**
For the first time, I wasn't sure how\nthings would turn out. I'm relieved.\n
**[12:26] ---**
Yeah, and I'm fine... but now what?\n
**[12:32] ---**
The remedy we took off\nMr. Takaoka won't be enough.\n
**[12:37] ---**
Let's get out of here, at least.\n
**[12:39] ---**
I've called a chopper; you wait here.\n
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I'll bring up the poisoner.\n
**[12:44] ---**
Ha. You don't need no stinkin' remedy.\n
**[12:49] ---**
You brats thought you could\nget out of here alive, eh?\n
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We've defeated the man who hired you--\n
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you're out of reasons to fight.\n
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I've mostly recovered, and\nthese students are plenty strong.\n
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How about we stop now\nbefore anyone else gets hurt?\n
**[13:08] ---**
Yeah, okay.\n
**[13:09] ---**
You just don't know when to give up!\n
**[13:11] ---**
Huh? "Okay"?\n
**[13:13] ---**
Our contracts don't cover avenging the boss.\n
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Besides, it's like I said:\nyou don't need any remedy.\n
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This here is what I gave you.\n
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An improvement on the food-poisoning bug.\n
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It'll keep going strong for\nanother thirty hours or so,\n
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but then it'll lose its oomph--\nand with it, its poison.\n
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Now, *this* is what our boss told us to use.
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If we'd used this,\nyou'd really be in dire straits.\n
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Right before using that virus,\nwe three talked it over, hm.\n
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Our boss only gave you one hour, hm.\n
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We figured we could do the handover\n
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without resorting to a deadly virus, hm.\n
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It was enough to make you *feel* like your lives were in danger, anyway.
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So you went against orders?\nCan you do that when he's paying you?\n
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What are you, stupid?\n
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If you think pros'll do anything for money,\nyou got another think comin'.\n
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Of course, we'll do our best to\nabide by our client's wishes...\n
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I'll blow this remedy up\nright before their eyes.\n
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Oh, to see their looks of despair!\n
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But he never had any intention\nof giving you the remedy.\n
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Either we become killers of a bunch\nof respectable junior-high kids\n
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or we take a hit to our professional standing.\n
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We just calmly weighed which option\ncarried more risk from here on out.\n
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And that's why, sorry to say,\nnone of you will be dying.\n
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Give the patients that\nsupplement and put 'em to bed.\n
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Per the testimonials, they'll feel even\nbetter than before they were sick.\n
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I'll believe it once I see\nthose students recovered.\n
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I'll have to detain you for\na while for questioning.\n
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Ah, well. You've got a week to wind it up\n
**[15:07] ---**
before the next job starts.\n
**[15:09] ---**
What's this?\n
**[15:11] ---**
Not going for a revenge match, buddy, hm?\n
**[15:13] ---**
Isn't your grudge strong\nenough to want me dead?\n
**[15:17] ---**
I don't kill people out of spite, hm.\n
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I'll wait for the day someone\nputs a hit out on you, hm.\n
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You need to become\nsomeone worth targeting, hm.\n
**[15:29] ---**
And there you have it, kids!\n
**[15:32] ---**
If you really want us to come kill you,\nyou've gotta make it big!\n
**[15:36] ---**
Then we'll give you the\npro assassin's grand tour!\n
**[15:48] ---**
The assassins were gone,\n
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having left us with their own\nassassination warning, of sorts.\n
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One buzz from Karasuma.\nThat's the signal that they've escaped.\n
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Hey, I want to go down the\nmountain and see the ocean.\n
**[16:06] ---**
Won't someone drive me down there?\n
**[16:08] ---**
*Me*! Me me me! Pick me!
**[16:10] ---**
And so our big infiltration\nmission was completed\n
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with no one at the hotel the wiser.\n
**[16:19] ---**
Terasaka?\n
**[16:21] ---**
Thanks for calling out to me back then.\n
**[16:24] ---**
I was about to make the wrong move.\n
**[16:26] ---**
Pfft.\n
**[16:27] ---**
One less student'd make it that\nmuch harder to kill that octopus.\n
**[16:34] ---**
Yeah. Sorry.\n
**[16:38] ---**
We went back to our hotel,\nwhere everyone was waiting\n
**[16:41] ---**
and told them it was going to be okay.\n
**[16:44] ---**
We slept like logs,\neach with our own exhaustion,\n
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and when we awoke, it was\nevening on the next day.\n
**[16:59] ---**
That was one crazy day.\n
**[17:02] ---**
I'm just glad we got through it in one piece.\n
**[17:04] ---**
You were the one in the most danger, Nagisa.\n
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Sorry.\n
**[17:09] ---**
You do get into sticky spots now\nand then. We worry, you know!\n
**[17:15] ---**
Good morning! Or should I say "evening"?\n
**[17:18] ---**
Feeling better?\n
**[17:19] ---**
Yes, thanks to everyone!\n
**[17:20] ---**
I see everyone's in their school jerseys.\n
**[17:22] ---**
We're the only guests,\nand these are nice and comfy.\n
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And it'd be cruel to have to think up\na whole new day's worth of outfits.\n
**[17:29] ---**
Say what?\n
**[17:31] ---**
So Koro Sensei's in there?\n
**[17:33] ---**
Yeah. It's not like it's going to work,\n
**[17:35] ---**
but he's in there nice and tight\nso we can kill him when he reverts.\n
**[17:38] ---**
Mr. Karasuma has been leading\nthe charge, without a rest.\n
**[17:41] ---**
He shows no signs of fatigue. Amazing!\n
**[17:44] ---**
He really is. Wonder if we'll be\nas awesome as him in ten years.\n
**[17:49] ---**
Who knows?\n
**[17:50] ---**
Professor Bitch may not look\nlike it, but she's great, too.\n
**[17:54] ---**
So were the assassins we met at the hotel.\n
**[17:56] ---**
Those moves mastered through\nlong years of experience,\n
**[17:59] ---**
--Go, me.\n--their sound ideas about their work...\n
**[18:01] ---**
--Gimme a max potion.\n--their sound ideas about their work...\n
**[18:02] ---**
--No, hm.\n--their sound ideas about their work...\n
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Then there are people like Takaoka who I *don't* want to turn into.
**[18:08] ---**
We follow people we admire and\nleave behind the ones we reject.\n
**[18:13] ---**
Growing up is probably just\ndoing that over and over again.\n
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He exploded!\n
**[18:23] ---**
Did we get him?!\n
**[18:25] ---**
But...\n
**[18:27] ---**
we already more or less knew the answer.\n
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You suffered so much\non account of my cowardice.\n
**[18:35] ---**
But you battled enemies and\na virus--and did a fine job, too.\n
**[18:42] ---**
Good morning, Koro Sensei.\n
**[18:44] ---**
--You're just not the same without your tentacles.\n--'Morning!\n
**[18:47] ---**
Yes, good morning. Now let's enjoy\nthe rest of our trip, shall we?\n
**[18:52] ---**
You bet!\n
**[18:53] ---**
But we're going back tomorrow morning.\n
**[18:56] ---**
What's that?! I haven't\nenjoyed myself nearly enough,\n
**[18:59] ---**
having spent so much of the trip\nin my Absolute Defense Form!\n
**[19:02] ---**
Aren't *you* chipper.
**[19:03] ---**
This is a one-time thing:\n
**[19:05] ---**
"We Love Summer!"\nsummer camp with my students!\n
**[19:08] ---**
We can't waste a single second!\n
**[19:11] ---**
What are you doing?!\n
**[19:12] ---**
You just said not to waste a single second.\n
**[19:17] ---**
Ah, yes, Karma. Wait until\nyour target lets down his--\n
**[19:20] ---**
Hey hey hey!\n
**[19:22] ---**
I thought this might be\nour chance to do him in.\n
**[19:24] ---**
Want to take a shot, Nagisa?\n
**[19:27] ---**
We've got to make the\nmost of the time we have!\n
**[19:30] ---**
I'm all for that!\n
**[19:31] ---**
Here goes!\n
**[19:33] ---**
--Over here!\n--Wait up!\n
**[19:35] ---**
Since I'm feeling better and all...\n
**[19:37] ---**
You had that on underneath?\n
**[19:39] ---**
I don't!\n
**[19:40] ---**
Ha!\n
**[19:41] ---**
Eek! Now you've done it!\n
**[19:43] ---**
Lemme at 'em!\n
**[19:46] ---**
Hooray! Me too, me too!\n
**[19:49] ---**
Sure!\n
**[19:54] ---**
Wait, I'm just going to\nswell right up, aren't I?!\n
**[19:56] ---**
Tch!\n
**[19:57] ---**
He noticed.\n
**[19:58] ---**
That's right--this is it:\n
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*This* is what summer is all about!
**[20:03] ---**
Hey, me too!\n
**[20:04] ---**
Let me--\n
**[20:05] ---**
Die!\n
**[20:06] ---**
So tiny!\n
**[20:07] ---**
Now, students, there'll be fireworks after this!\n
**[20:10] ---**
Don't forget to play with me, too!\n
**[20:13] ---**
That octopus...\n
**[20:15] ---**
Mr. Karasuma, should we start heading out?\n
**[20:19] ---**
Yes, please do.\n
**[20:20] ---**
Hang on!\n
**[20:22] ---**
You're not working on the concrete?\n
**[20:25] ---**
If you're heading to the beach, invite me, too!\n
**[20:28] ---**
What a swimsuit!\n
**[20:29] ---**
What desperation.\n
**[20:30] ---**
Shut it, you brats!\n
**[20:32] ---**
Hey, Karasuma, what do you say?\n
**[20:35] ---**
Let's leave these kids\nbehind and check out that--\n
**[20:38] ---**
Whatever.\n
**[20:39] ---**
You really *are* a bitch.
**[20:41] ---**
I beg your pardon!\n
**[20:43] ---**
You twerps've been getting\nawfully cheeky lately!\n
**[20:46] ---**
Don't you mess with me, brats!\n
**[20:49] ---**
You done good.\n
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The E-for-End Class is\nthe assassination classroom.\n
**[21:03] ---**
We are killers,\n
**[21:05] ---**
and our target is our teacher.\n
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"Roll Book"\n
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Good morning, class.\n
**[21:15] ---**
Time for a second term full of hard work\n
**[21:17] ---**
in studying and assassination both!\n
**[21:20] ---**
It's ours and Koro Sensei's,\nthis assassination classroom.\n
**[21:25] ---**
Another day, another class bell rings!\n
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*The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
**[21:50] ---**
*On the backs of closed eyelids *
**[21:56] ---**
*With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
**[22:01] ---**
*C'mon, let's go walking *
**[22:06] ---**
*I draw and I draw *
**[22:10] ---**
*But they don't get any neater *
**[22:12] ---**
*There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
**[22:18] ---**
*I still remember the shooting star *
**[22:25] ---**
*I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
**[22:33] ---**
*Hello, shooting star *
**[22:35] ---**
*Hello, shooting star again *
**[22:38] ---**
*She's been waiting *
**[22:39] ---**
*That dreaming girl has been here *
**[22:44] ---**
*All this time, ah ah *
**[22:50] ---**
*Just like she was that day, ah ah *
**[22:56] ---**
*Shine again *