Season 1

1 - Assassination Time

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    "Assassination"\n"Class 3-E"\n
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    "Roll Book"\n
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    Now then...\n
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    ...let's get started.\n
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    Student on duty, on your command.\n
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    S-Stand up!\n
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    Attention!\n
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    Bow!\n
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    Good morning.\n
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    Fire all you like--I'll just\nbe taking attendance.\n
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    Isogai?\n
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    Here!\n
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    I'm sorry, you'll have to\nspeak up with all this gunfire.\n
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    Here!\n
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    Okajima?\n
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    Here!\n
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    Okuda!\n
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    Here!\n
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    Kataoka?\n
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    Here!\n
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    Kayano?\n
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    Here!\n
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    Kanzaki!\n
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    Here!\n
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    All right.\n
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    No tardies. Excellent!\n
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    That makes me very happy.\n
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    He's too fast.\n
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    So the whole class shooting at him doesn't work?\n
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    We\n
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    are killers.\n
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    And our target\n
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    is our teacher.\n
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    Too bad. Not a single bullet\nhit its mark today, either.\n
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    Methods that rely on sheer\nnumbers lack any individual thought.\n
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    Line of sight, barrel position,\nfinger movement--\n
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    each of these is far too simple.\n
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    You've got to be more inventive!\n
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    Otherwise...\n
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    ...you'll never be able to kill me\nat my max speed of Mach 20.\n
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    But, like, see...\n
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    No way did you seriously dodge all of those!\n
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    I mean, these are just BB's.
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    You coulda just stood there\ngrittin' your teeth as they hit you.\n
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    Yeah! That's right!\n
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    Gather up the BB's and hand them over.\n
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    I told you: these may be harmless to you...\n
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    ...but they're special anti-me BB's\ndeveloped by the government.\n
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    If one hits me, it can slice\nthrough my cells like they were tofu.\n
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    Of course, they regenerate a few seconds later.\n
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    Then again, you could end up shooting your eyes out.
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    No shooting in the classroom\nunless you're trying to kill me.\n
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    I do hope you can kill me--before graduation, that is.
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    Now then, let's put away the guns\nand BB's and start on our work.\n
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    Class 3-E of Kunugigaoka Junior High School:\nthe assassination classroom.\n
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    Another day, another class bell rings.\n
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    "Episode 1: Assassination Time"\n
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    Now, here's the question:\n
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    Isogai!\n
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    Y-Yes, sir?\n
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    Which of these four tentacles\nis not like the others?\n
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    Um... the blue one?\n
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    Correct! Only the "who" in the\nblue sentence is a relative pronoun.\n
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    --A relative pronoun qualifies\nthe noun right before it, so here,\n
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    --Hey, Nagisa.\n--A relative pronoun qualifies the noun right before it, so here,\n
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    --A relative pronoun qualifies the noun right before it, so here,\n
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    --"who is standing over there" is describing "boy" over here.\n
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    --The crescent moon's out, even though it's daytime.\n--"who is standing over there" is describing "boy" over here.\n
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    How did we end up like this?\n
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    Two things happened at\nonce as our third year began.\n
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    The first was the moon\nsuddenly exploding into a crescent.\n
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    "Breaking"\n"NASA Reporting: Most of Moon Missing?"\n
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    We interrupt this program\nto bring you breaking news.\n
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    We've just gotten word that\nabout 70 percent of the moon\n
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    has been vaporized into nothing. I repeat...\n
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    Will we have only a crescent moon\nto look at for the rest of our lives?\n
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    And the second was this:\n
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    How do you do?\n
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    I'm the one who blasted your moon.\n
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    I plan to do the same to the Earth next year.\n
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    Now I'm your teacher. Nice to meet you.\n
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    There are at *least *six things wrong with this picture!
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    The feeling was unanimous.\n
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    I'm Karasuma from the Ministry of Defense.\n
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    First, please understand that\nwhat I'm about to say is a state secret.\n
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    Let me be blunt:\n
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    I want you to kill this creature.\n
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    Um...\n
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    What is that? Is that the alien or whatever that came to attack us?
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    How rude! I'll have you know\nI was born and raised on Earth!\n
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    He was?\n
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    I'm afraid I can't discuss the details,\nbut he's telling the truth.\n
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    Come March next year,\nthis creature who smashed the moon\n
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    will destroy Earth as well.\n
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    Only the world's leaders know about this.\n
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    If news of this guy gets out there,\nwe'd be looking at a global panic.\n
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    You've got to kill him in\nsecret before that happens.\n
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    In other words...\n
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    ...an assassination.\n
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    But this guy...\n
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    ...is extremely fast!\n
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    You try to kill him...\n
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    ...and he ends up grooming your\neyebrows instead--immaculately!\n
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    This superbeing has the power\nto turn a full moon into a crescent.\n
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    His speed tops out at Mach 20!\n
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    In short, if he gets away,\n
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    we'll be left helpless,\nawaiting our destruction.\n
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    And that's no fun.
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    So I made your government an offer:\n
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    No killing me.\n
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    Instead, I'll teach Class 3-E at\nKunugigaoka Junior High School.\n
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    What? Why?\n
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    We don't know what he's after.\n
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    But we were forced to agree,\n
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    on the condition that he\ndoesn't harm any of you students.\n
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    "Old Campus"\n
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    "Old Campus"\nWe have two reasons:\n
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    First and foremost,\ncoming to a classroom every day\n
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    lets us keep an eye on him,\n
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    and second, it gives some thirty people\nthe opportunity to kill him\n
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    from extremely close range.\n
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    Nakamura...\n
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    Didn't I tell you not to let\nassassination interfere with your studies?\n
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    Sorry...\n
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    As punishment, go stand in the back!\n
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    Why did this creature become our teacher?\n
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    Why should we have to assassinate him?\n
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    These cries faded with\nword of one final condition.\n
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    Success will be rewarded with ten billion yen.\n
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    It's only right.\n
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    A successful assassination\nwill literally save the Earth.\n
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    Luckily, he doesn't think much of you.\n
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    See? Those green stripes\nmean he's looking down on you!\n
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    What the hell kind of skin is that?!
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    Obviously! If the government\ncan't kill me, how could you?\n
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    Even when they sent their\ncutting-edge fighter jets after me...\n
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    ...I ended up giving them a\ncoat of wax right there in midair!\n
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    What's with all the grooming?\n
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    You must find a chink in\nhis defenses and strike at it.\n
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    You'll have weapons and ammo that won't hurt humans, but will work on him.
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    You must keep this secret\nfrom your family and friends.\n
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    There's no time to lose.\n
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    If the Earth should disappear,\nwe'll have nowhere left to run.\n
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    And that's about it! Now let's make\nthe most of your one remaining year!\n
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    We only have a year.\n
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    If we don't manage to assassinate this guy,\n
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    Earth will be history.\n
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    Ah, lunchtime!\n
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    I'll just pop over to China for some mapo tofu.
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    Any aspiring assassins are\nwelcome to hit me up on my cell.\n
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    Let's see... if he's traveling at Mach 20...\n
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    ...it'll take maybe ten minutes to get to Sichuan, home of mapo tofu.
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    Guess no missile could shoot that down.
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    Heck, that octopus even grades tests\nwhile moving faster than sound!\n
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    Seriously?!\n
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    "English Quiz" "Perfect answer!! Double octopus!"\nMine came back with a drawing on it.\n
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    Don't you think he's\npretty good at teaching, though?\n
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    Right? He taught me math\nafter class and I did great on my test!\n
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    Yeah, but...\n
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    ...we are the E Class.
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    Tryin' our best won't do much.\n
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    True, he was a super octopoid creature\nand our assassination target,\n
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    but...\n
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    ...for whatever reason,\nhe does a perfectly normal job of teaching.\n
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    And though we're impromptu killers,\nwe're perfectly normal students...\n
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    but the E Class is a\nlittle different from the rest.\n
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    Hey, Nagisa.\n
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    Come with us. It's time to put\nour assassination plan into action.\n
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    That octopus's face changes\ncolor according to his mood, right?\n
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    Did you do those observations I told you to?\n
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    More or less. We know it's striped\ngreen when he's feeling confident.\n
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    "A: A" "K: kiha" "B: bara"\n
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    "A: A" "K: kiha" "B: bara"\nWhen we give a wrong answer, it's dark purple.\n
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    "A: Akiyama" "K: Kiyohara" "B: Burkleo"\nA right answer makes it go bright scarlet.\n
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    But what's really interesting is after lunch...\n
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    I don't need to know all that.\n
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    I have a plan... and when he\nlets his guard down the most,\n
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    you are going to carry it out.
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    M-Me? But...\n
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    Don't be such a goody-goody. We're the E Class--\n
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    the misfits that can't keep up\nat this famous prep school.\n
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    They call us... the End Class.
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    "The End Class" They call us... the End Class.
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    "Old Campus"\n
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    "Old Campus"\nEvery day, they send us to this isolated\n
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    mountaintop campus,\ndiscriminating against us like we're scum.\n
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    When would us losers ever\nin our lives get another chance\n
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    to score a cool ten billion yen?\n
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    We're gonna make it--make\nit through this crappy situation...\n
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    by any means necessary.\n
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    Just don't screw up,\n
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    Nagisa.\n
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    I heard that Nagisa is headed for E Class.\n
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    Ooh. Well, that's it for him.\n
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    I'm gonna delete his contact info.\n
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    Me, too. Can't have people\nthinking we're on the same level!\n
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    I'm back!\n
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    H-Hello, sir...\n
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    What's with the missile?\n
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    A souvenir.\n
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    The Self-Defense Force was\nwaiting for me in the Sea of Japan.\n
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    I-It must be terrible, being a target.\n
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    Not at all. You know you're powerful\nwhen everyone has it in for you.\n
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    Now let's begin fifth period.\n
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    Yes, sir.\n
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    He doesn't understand.\n
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    If you're everyone's assassination target,\n
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    that means they all acknowledge your power.\n
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    A creature like that\nwouldn't understand what it's like\n
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    being unworthy of anyone's expectations or fear,\n
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    or even their recognition...\n
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    Thanks to you, my evaluation is in the gutter!\n
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    The only good thing about it is not having to see you anymore.
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    I might just be able to kill him.\n
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    After all... this teacher can't see me, either.\n
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    "Old Campus"\n
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    "All Along"\n
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    "All Along"\nAll right, then,\n
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    compose a short poem\nto go along with our theme.\n
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    The final line should be\n"was tentacles all along."\n
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    Huh?\n
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    "Was tentacles all along"?\n
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    Indeed!\n
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    When you're finished, bring them to me.\n
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    I'm looking for proper grammar\n
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    and whether you've\nconveyed the tentacle's beauty.\n
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    An example:\n
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    "Not the storm of garden's snow\n/ of flowers moving on\n
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    But sprouting there instead\n/ was tentacles all along."\n
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    "It was tentacles"? Really?\n
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    Once you're done, you're free to go home!\n
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    How are we gonna write about that?
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    Now, now--aren't any marvelously\nslithery phrases coming to mind?\n
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    Slither slither slither slither!\n
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    --Enough with the slithering!\n--Slither slither slither slither!\n
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    I have a question!\n
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    Ah--yes, Kayano?\n
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    This is a weird question to\nask now, but... what's your name?\n
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    How else can we tell what\nteacher we're talking about?\n
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    My... name?\n
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    Now that you mention it...\n
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    ...he never did tell us.\n
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    Hmm... I don't really have\nthe kind of name you tell people.\n
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    Go ahead and give me one.\n
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    You sure about that?\n
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    But right now, focus on your schoolwork.\n
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    Yes, sir.\n
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    Meanwhile, I'll just take a little break.\n
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    Finished already, Nagisa?\n
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    After lunch, right around\nthe time we get sleepy,\n
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    his face sometimes goes light pink.\n
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    He was a little slow responding\nto Kayano's question, too.\n
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    That might be when he's at his most vulnerable.\n
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    Us prep-school failures are always thinking,\n
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    "We gotta get back at 'em somehow."\n
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    You can do it if you try.\n
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    That's what our parents\nand friends and teachers say.\n
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    You can do it if you try.\n
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    I told you: be more inventive!\n
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    We have to prove ourselves...\n
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    ...by any means necessary.\n
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    Yesss!\n
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    We did it!\n
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    --Ten billion yen! Cha-ching!\n--Nagisa!\n
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    Serves you right!\n
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    Terasaka!\n
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    What have you done?!\n
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    Bet he never expected a suicide bomber!\n
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    Hey!\n
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    What'd you give Nagisa?!\n
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    Huh? A toy grenade.\n
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    But I beefed it up with gunpowder\n
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    so it'd shoot three hundred anti-Sensei bullets\n
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    at crazy-high speed!\n
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    They're not strong enough to kill anybody.\n
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    My ten billion yen'll cover his medical bi--\n
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    He's not hurt? Not even a single burn?\n
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    And... this membrane...\n
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    --is attached to that octopus's corpse?\n--As it happens,\n
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    I shed my skin once a month.\n
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    I protected Nagisa there\nby covering him with my old skin.\n
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    It's my once-monthly ace in the hole.\n
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    Terasaka, Yoshida, Muramatsu.\n
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    You don't have to look at\nthe color of his face to know.\n
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    Pitch black! He is furious!
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    You three...\n
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    ...you're behind this, yes?\n
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    N-No!\n
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    It was all Nagisa's idea!\n
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    He's gone!\n
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    "Yoshida" "Terasaka" "Muramatsu"\n
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    "Yoshida" "Terasaka" "Muramatsu"\n
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    The nameplates off our houses?!\n
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    My agreement with your\ngovernment says I won't harm you.\n
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    But if you try another assassination like that one...\n
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    "Shiota"\nBut if you try another assassination like that one...\n
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    "Takebayashi" "Hazama" "Shiota" "Sugaya"\n...I might just harm someone else.\n
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    ...I might just harm someone else.\n
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    Your family, your friends...\n
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    Or I could wipe out the\nwhole planet apart from you.\n
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    Five seconds, and we all knew:\n
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    There was no running\nto the ends of the Earth for us.\n
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    If we really wanted to run...
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    ...all we could do... was kill him!\n
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    What the hell's your deal, anyway?\n
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    You're just a giant pain!\n
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    Showing up all "I'm gonna\nblow up Earth" and "Assassinate me"!\n
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    What's so wrong with using an\nannoying method to kill an annoying guy?!\n
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    Annoying? Hardly.\nYour idea itself was a very good one.\n
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    Especially you, Nagisa.\n
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    The way you carried yourself so naturally\non your approach gets full marks.\n
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    You made it right through\nthe chink in my defenses.\n
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    However!\n
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    None of you looked out for Nagisa,\nnot even Nagisa himself.\n
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    Students like that aren't\nfit to assassinate anyone.\n
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    We need an assassination worth\nsmiling about--one to be proud of!\n
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    You're all capable assassins\nwho have that power within you.\n
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    Some advice from your teacher and your target.\n
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    Chewed out at Mach 20,\nthen praised with waving tentacles...\n
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    This unusual education\n
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    made me pretty happy.\n
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    All because this unusual teacher\n
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    was actually\n
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    looking at us head-on.\n
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    If you...\n
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    If you would give your time,\n
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    go teach those children.\n
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    What splendid tentacles...\n
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    With hands like these...\nI'm sure you'll be a splendid teacher.\n
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    Here's a question for you, Nagisa:\n
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    I have not the slightest\nintention of being killed.\n
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    I will enjoy my time with\nyou all until next March,\n
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    and then blow Earth up.\n
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    If you don't like it,\nwhat are you going to do about it?\n
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    We've never assassinated anyone before,\n
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    and there's plenty of\nother stuff we should be doing.\n
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    But you know...\n
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    I think this teacher\n
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    might even accept my bloodlust.\n
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    Before you destroy Earth... I'll kill you.\n
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    Then do it now!\n
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    Once you've killed me, you're free to go home!\n
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    Just like that, huh?\n
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    You know we can't kill you!
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    We are killers. And our target\n
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    is our teacher.\n
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    --Wipe, wipe, wipe it clean!\n--Even if we shot him now...\n
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    ...we'd just be polished up\nlike those nameplates.\n
[21:51] ---
    We're never going home!\n
[21:53] ---
    An unkillable teacher...\n
[21:55] ---
    "Korosenai"... "koro"...
[21:58] ---
    Oh! How about "Koro Sensei"?\n
[22:01] ---
    Koro Sensei?\n
[22:04] ---
    It's us and Koro Sensei,\n
[22:07] ---
    in our assassination classroom.\n
[22:10] ---
    Another day, another class bell rings.\n
[22:18] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:24] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:32] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:34] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:37] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:43] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:49] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:55] ---
    *Shine again *

2 - Baseball Time

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[00:17] ---
    The moon is all they're talking\nabout in America, too.\n
[00:20] ---
    I wish there were more\ninteresting front-page news.\n
[00:23] ---
    He makes a point of relaxing behind\nthe school every day before class,\n
[00:28] ---
    with a drink and an English\nnewspaper he got from Hawaii\n
[00:31] ---
    at Mach 20.\n
[00:33] ---
    Just as reported. Thanks, Nagisa.\n
[00:37] ---
    Yep. Good luck, Sugino.\n
[00:40] ---
    You got it. That ten billion yen is mine!\n
[00:44] ---
    We are killers.\n
[00:46] ---
    And our target is\n
[00:48] ---
    our teacher.\n
[00:51] ---
    Good morning!\n
[00:54] ---
    Remember, speak up\nwhen you greet someone!\n
[00:58] ---
    G-Good morning, Koro Sensei.\n
[01:02] ---
    Embedding those anti-me BB's\ninto a baseball? A fine idea!\n
[01:08] ---
    It won't make the kind of\nnoise an air gun would.\n
[01:11] ---
    However...\n
[01:12] ---
    I had all this time to kill\nwaiting for the ball to arrive,\n
[01:16] ---
    and my cells would fall apart\nif I touched those BB's directly.\n
[01:22] ---
    So that's why\n
[01:24] ---
    I popped over to the\nequipment room to grab a glove.\n
[01:29] ---
    I do hope you can kill me--\nbefore graduation, that is.\n
[01:33] ---
    Now then, time for homeroom.\n
[01:36] ---
    Yes, sir...\n
[01:40] ---
    Dammit. Guess my ball\nwon't do the trick after all.\n
[01:45] ---
    Sugino...\n
[01:55] ---
    *The theory... of savage youth! *
[02:05] ---
    *I only speak when it's time to act *
[02:08] ---
    *I know that's pretty cool
[02:10] ---
    (Searching for our target: we're savage) *
[02:13] ---
    *Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
[02:17] ---
    *Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
[02:24] ---
    *What's this wave of irritation? *
[02:27] ---
    *Proof of our existence? *
[02:30] ---
    *Look up at the moon and up you go *
[02:34] ---
    *C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
[02:38] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[02:42] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[02:45] ---
    *The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
[02:52] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
[02:55] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
[02:58] ---
    "Whatever" is easy to say *
[03:02] ---
    *But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
[03:08] ---
    *But still: youth, to the future! *
[03:14] ---
    *C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
[03:21] ---
    "Episode 2: Baseball Time"\n
[03:30] ---
    Our teacher vaporized\n70 percent of the moon.\n
[03:35] ---
    Next March, he says he'll destroy Earth.\n
[03:40] ---
    For whatever reason, this creature\nwanted to be our teacher.\n
[03:46] ---
    The Ministry of Defense gave us a mission:\n
[03:49] ---
    kill him by next March.\n
[03:54] ---
    There's a reward of ten billion yen!\n
[03:57] ---
    Hey, Nagisa--\n
[03:59] ---
    Sugino's assassination attempt\nfailed this morning, huh?\n
[04:02] ---
    Uh-huh.\n
[04:03] ---
    He's been down in the dumps ever since.\n
[04:07] ---
    It's nothing to get bummed out about.\n
[04:09] ---
    I mean, none of us have succeeded yet.\n
[04:15] ---
    An unkillable teacher: "korosenai."
[04:17] ---
    Hence the nickname Koro Sensei.\n
[04:25] ---
    Sugaya!\n
[04:29] ---
    So close! But my features are a bit finer than that.\n
[04:31] ---
    "REALLY observe your subject!"\nSo close! But my features are a bit finer than that.\n
[04:33] ---
    "REALLY observe your subject!" "Tidy up your lines!"\nFiner how?!\n
[04:34] ---
    "Old Campus"\n
[04:36] ---
    "Old Campus"\nNow then, class,\n
[04:38] ---
    I have some business to take care\nof today, so if you'll excuse me...\n
[04:42] ---
    Business?\n
[04:43] ---
    Yes. I'm catching a game in New York.\n
[04:49] ---
    There he goes.\n
[04:51] ---
    What's his deal?\n
[04:53] ---
    It'd be nice if he brought back\nsome souvenirs for us, at least.\n
[04:58] ---
    Who wants souvenirs from\ntheir assassination target?\n
[05:01] ---
    Something to eat, maybe.\nThat way it wouldn't stick around.\n
[05:05] ---
    How oddly realistic of you.\n
[05:08] ---
    What could he bring back from New York?\n
[05:10] ---
    Booze?\n
[05:11] ---
    We can't drink!\n
[05:12] ---
    Snacks would be best after all.\n
[05:15] ---
    Or a blonde beauty... whoo!\n
[05:18] ---
    Right?\n
[05:19] ---
    \n--Blonde, blonde, blonde, blonde!\n
[05:23] ---
    --Oh, Mr. Karasuma!\n--Blonde, blonde, blonde, blonde!\n
[05:25] ---
    How's it going?\nAny clues on how to kill him?\n
[05:29] ---
    Clues?\n
[05:37] ---
    Well, I mean, we are the E Class.
[05:41] ---
    It's impossible, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[05:44] ---
    He's way too fast!\n
[05:46] ---
    You can't kill anything that flies at Mach 20.\n
[05:50] ---
    Indeed, no army is capable of that feat.\n
[05:54] ---
    Toldja!\n
[05:55] ---
    But only you have the opportunity.\n
[05:58] ---
    For whatever reason,\nhe insists on being your teacher.\n
[06:06] ---
    Left to his own devices,\ncome next March, he'll blow Earth up.\n
[06:12] ---
    One look at that carved-up\nmoon and you'll know:\n
[06:16] ---
    come March, the entire human\nrace will be beyond all help.\n
[06:20] ---
    He's too dangerous to be left alive.\n
[06:23] ---
    This classroom is the only\nplace he can be killed.\n
[06:28] ---
    We E Class misfits had been\ngiven the chance to be\n
[06:32] ---
    the heroes who save the planet.\n
[06:36] ---
    But I don't get it.\n
[06:38] ---
    "Old Campus"\n
[06:38] ---
    "Old Campus"\nWhy is Koro Sensei trying to destroy Earth?\n
[06:42] ---
    "Old Campus"\nWhy come teach our class now?\n
[06:51] ---
    So then, when I went over\nto her place the other day...\n
[07:06] ---
    All polished up, Sugino.\n
[07:09] ---
    Koro Sensei... Wait--\n
[07:12] ---
    what are you eating?\n
[07:14] ---
    A coconut I bought in Hawaii yesterday.\n
[07:17] ---
    Want a bite?\n
[07:19] ---
    You're supposed to drink out of it!\n
[07:21] ---
    Nice throw yesterday.\n
[07:24] ---
    Easy for you to say. Clearly I have\nno hope of hitting you at Mach 20\n
[07:29] ---
    with my throwing speed.\n
[07:31] ---
    So you're in the baseball club?\n
[07:37] ---
    I used to be.\n
[07:38] ---
    Used to?\n
[07:42] ---
    Clubs...\n
[07:44] ---
    The E Class isn't allowed to be in clubs,\nout at this satellite campus.\n
[07:48] ---
    Our bad grades got us here,\nso we're supposed to focus on studying.\n
[07:54] ---
    That's some major discrimination.\n
[07:57] ---
    It's all right. You saw yesterday, right?\n
[08:01] ---
    How slow I am?\n
[08:05] ---
    So slow that I couldn't pitch a\nsingle strike, and I got benched.\n
[08:10] ---
    Pretty soon I lost interest in studying,\ntoo, and wound up in the ol' End Class.\n
[08:16] ---
    Sugino?\n
[08:18] ---
    Let me give you a little advice.\n
[08:22] ---
    Gotta turn this in!\n
[08:26] ---
    Koro Sensei... talking to Sugino? About what?\n
[08:31] ---
    Is... Is he giving Sugino a talking-to\nabout yesterday's attempt?\n
[08:35] ---
    Wow, he's really up in arms!
[08:38] ---
    Koro Sensei! What are you doing?!\n
[08:40] ---
    What about your pledge\nnot to hurt your students?\n
[08:44] ---
    Sugino...\n
[08:46] ---
    That unique pitching form I saw yesterday?\n
[08:49] ---
    You're copying major-league\npitcher Arita, aren't you?\n
[08:54] ---
    But you know, the tentacles don't lie.\n
[08:59] ---
    Your shoulder muscles are\nout of whack compared to Arita's.\n
[09:05] ---
    What's that supposed to mean?\n
[09:07] ---
    You won't be able to pitch his super fastballs with that body,
[09:12] ---
    no matter how much you try to imitate him.\n
[09:17] ---
    How...\n
[09:20] ---
    How can you be so sure?\n
[09:25] ---
    Nagisa?\n
[09:29] ---
    Because we're misfits?\nBecause we're the E Class--the End Class?\n
[09:34] ---
    So why bother? Is that it?!\n
[09:40] ---
    Hmm, well... how do I know it's impossible?\n
[09:45] ---
    Yesterday I checked the man himself.\n
[09:48] ---
    Well, then, never mind!\n
[09:50] ---
    "Knock it off, Tentacles! --Arita"\nI got his autograph, too!\n
[09:51] ---
    You asked him for an autograph\nlike that?! No wonder he was furious.\n
[09:55] ---
    It was shock! Sheer shock!\n
[09:57] ---
    I get it... I just don't have his talent.\n
[10:04] ---
    On the other hand,\n
[10:05] ---
    your elbows and wrists are\nmore flexible than Arita's.\n
[10:10] ---
    Train well and you could far surpass him.\n
[10:13] ---
    These fondling-for-comparison's-sake\ntentacles are never wrong.\n
[10:18] ---
    There's more than one kind of talent.\n
[10:22] ---
    Find an assassination that suits your talent.
[10:27] ---
    My elbows and wrists... are better?\n
[10:33] ---
    My... my talent?\n
[10:46] ---
    Koro Sensei!\n
[10:49] ---
    You mean you went to New York\njust to give Sugino advice?\n
[10:53] ---
    Of course. I'm his teacher.\n
[10:56] ---
    Most teachers wouldn't go that far.\n
[10:59] ---
    But you will? The guy who's\ngoing to destroy the earth?\n
[11:08] ---
    Nagisa, I became your teacher\nto keep a promise I made.\n
[11:17] ---
    I will indeed destroy the earth,\nbut first, I'll be your teacher.\n
[11:23] ---
    "A fantastic diary entry! By Koro Sensei"\n
[11:24] ---
    Taking you kids seriously is more\nimportant than the end of the world.\n
[11:31] ---
    Koro Sensei...\n
[11:37] ---
    Please don't write weird\nproblems on the back.\n
[11:41] ---
    I know you want to show off\nyour grading speed, but...\n
[11:43] ---
    It's like a bonus!\nI thought you'd be happy.\n
[11:46] ---
    More like a penalty.\n
[11:48] ---
    So, er, I hope all of you will seriously enjoy both studying and assassinating.
[11:54] ---
    Even though you'll never\npull off the assassinating part.\n
[12:14] ---
    Wow, Sugino!\n
[12:16] ---
    That broke so fast,\nit practically disappeared!\n
[12:20] ---
    I'm working on a curveball that puts\nmy elbows and wrists to good use!\n
[12:24] ---
    Even my slow straight\nwill look fast next to this guy.\n
[12:28] ---
    I'm sure they'd both just put him to sleep, though.
[12:32] ---
    But I'll hang in there, Nagisa--\nwith baseball and assassination both!\n
[12:44] ---
    Our teacher has ultra-high speed\nand multifunction tentacles.\n
[12:49] ---
    Honestly, I don't think we can kill him.\n
[12:52] ---
    And yet...\n
[12:53] ---
    Koro Sensei!\n
[12:54] ---
    Can you come here?\nI'd like to kill you for a sec.\n
[12:58] ---
    Haven't learned your lesson, eh?\n
[13:00] ---
    And yet, Koro Sensei is\nmysteriously motivating,\n
[13:03] ---
    and it's kind of fun, being in\nhis assassination classroom.\n
[13:15] ---
    There he is!\n
[13:17] ---
    He said he'd be snacking on\nshaved North Pole ice today.\n
[13:20] ---
    That octopus, hittin' the North Pole\nlike it's the corner shop!\n
[13:23] ---
    Now! We split the ten billion!\n
[13:27] ---
    Koro Sensei!\n
[13:30] ---
    Can we have some shaved ice, too?\n
[13:34] ---
    They've opened their hearts to me--\nwith such smiling faces!\n
[13:39] ---
    And such lethal intent!\n
[13:44] ---
    Huh?\n
[13:46] ---
    But you know...\nyour smiles were a liiittle forced.\n
[13:50] ---
    That wasn't enough for\nme to let down my guard.\n
[13:52] ---
    Set aside these dangerous anti-me knives,\n
[13:56] ---
    stop and smell the flowers,\nand start by learning to put on a good smile.\n
[14:00] ---
    Hey, Koro Sensei! These are\nthe flowers we've been growing!\n
[14:06] ---
    Is that so?\n
[14:07] ---
    That's low, Koro Sensei!\n
[14:09] ---
    After we took such good care of them,\nand they'd finally bloomed...\n
[14:12] ---
    Apologies! I'll get you some new bulbs!\n
[14:15] ---
    Here you go!\n
[14:18] ---
    Don't go planting them at Mach speeds, now!\n
[14:19] ---
    Understood!\n
[14:20] ---
    Handle each one gently!\n
[14:22] ---
    Got it!\n
[14:23] ---
    Hey... isn't he going to\nbe destroying the planet?\n
[14:26] ---
    Y-Yeah... and here he is planting tulips.\n
[14:32] ---
    Tch. The monster's tryin'\nto be all goody two-shoes.\n
[14:37] ---
    What are you writing, Nagisa?\n
[14:40] ---
    I thought I'd jot down\nKoro Sensei's weak points.\n
[14:43] ---
    I might get a good\nassassination hint from 'em.\n
[14:46] ---
    Huh...\n
[14:47] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #1:"\n
[14:48] ---
    "When he shows off, things get shaky""\nAnd that's supposed to be useful?\n
[14:53] ---
    Whaddya mean?\nThey could come in handy!\n
[14:58] ---
    "Height: About 3 meters standing tall.\n
[15:01] ---
    Special moves: supersonic speed cruising."\n
[15:05] ---
    The hell is this?\n
[15:06] ---
    So... not useful, then.\n
[15:08] ---
    Not right now.\n
[15:10] ---
    We are killers.\n
[15:12] ---
    "Old Campus"\n
[15:12] ---
    "Old Campus"\nClass 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High School\n
[15:15] ---
    is the assassination classroom,\n
[15:18] ---
    and the other students are elite members\nof a prestigious prep school.\n
[15:25] ---
    I believe the Ministry of Defense\nhas already informed you,\n
[15:29] ---
    but as of tomorrow, I'll be joining\nthe E Class as their P.E. teacher.\n
[15:34] ---
    I'll be keeping an eye on him, of course,
[15:36] ---
    but the students will be needing\ntechnical and mental support.\n
[15:41] ---
    Never fear: I have my teaching certificate.\n
[15:45] ---
    Go right ahead.\n
[15:46] ---
    Just remember: their education\nand safety come first.\n
[15:51] ---
    If you'll excuse us.\n
[15:58] ---
    What an understanding principal!\n
[16:02] ---
    The government is\ncompensating him handsomely.\n
[16:06] ---
    But it is remarkably convenient.
[16:08] ---
    A creature capable of destroying the earth\n
[16:10] ---
    that not even the military\ncan kill... and he's teaching?\n
[16:15] ---
    Thank God the only ones who know\nabout this are the government,\n
[16:20] ---
    that principal, and those Class E students.\n
[16:23] ---
    Yowch! If I do any worse, I might end up in E!\n
[16:27] ---
    Seriously? Once you wind up there,\nyou can kiss all hope goodbye!\n
[16:31] ---
    At the satellite campus\nwith no meals, filthy toilets--\n
[16:34] ---
    treated like dirt by\nstudents and teachers alike!\n
[16:37] ---
    You need crazy-good grades to\nhave any chance of making it back.\n
[16:40] ---
    It truly is the End Class! I'd sooner die than wind up there!
[16:44] ---
    I know, right? Better buckle down so\nwe don't turn out like those losers.\n
[16:49] ---
    "Tell Us, Kunudon!"\n
[16:49] ---
    "Tell Us, Kunudon!"\nSurprise!\n
[16:50] ---
    Tell us, Kunudon!\n
[16:53] ---
    Hi, everybody! I'm Kunudon,\nthe mascot of this institution!\n
[16:58] ---
    In this segment, I'll tell you all\nabout Kunugigaoka Academy!\n
[17:03] ---
    Yaaay!\n
[17:05] ---
    Kunugigaoka Academy has\na standard deviation of 66.\n
[17:08] ---
    It's a school where you can\nfind cheerful, fun motivation!\n
[17:11] ---
    Really? That's super!\n
[17:13] ---
    Everyone gets along really well,\nand everyone is equal!\n
[17:17] ---
    Everyone is equal! Yaaay!\n
[17:21] ---
    I see: by discriminating harshly\nagainst a handful of students,\n
[17:25] ---
    the majority will work harder under\npressure and a sense of superiority.\n
[17:31] ---
    Its structure is reasonable enough,\n
[17:33] ---
    and that satellite campus is\nperfect for our top-secret mission.\n
[17:37] ---
    But it's really got to suck\nfor those End-class pariahs.\n
[17:47] ---
    Hello, Mr. Karasuma!\n
[17:49] ---
    Hello. Starting tomorrow, I'll be\nhere to help out as your teacher.\n
[17:54] ---
    Oh, will you?\n
[17:55] ---
    I look forward to it.\n
[17:56] ---
    So now you're Professor Karasuma!
[18:00] ---
    By the way... where is he?\n
[18:02] ---
    Well, Koro Sensei ruined the class's\nflowerbed, so to make up for it,\n
[18:08] ---
    he's holding an assassination\ntournament, but with a handicap.\n
[18:11] ---
    A little something extra by way of apology!\n
[18:14] ---
    You'd have a hard time finding me\nmore immobilized than I am now!\n
[18:18] ---
    Any luck, Nagisa?\n
[18:22] ---
    He's totally not taking us seriously.\n
[18:24] ---
    You call this assassination?!\n
[18:27] ---
    But--hang on. Going by\nKoro Sensei's weak points...\n
[18:32] ---
    I'm afraid it's no use, students of Class E!\n
[18:35] ---
    Even with this handicap, I'm still far faster!\n
[18:37] ---
    Killing me is still a far-off dream--\n
[18:45] ---
    Now! Kill him!
[18:48] ---
    Rats!\n
[18:49] ---
    Aah! Too dangerous!\n
[18:50] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #1:\nWhen he shows off, things get shaky"\n
[18:54] ---
    Those notes might come in handy.\n
[18:56] ---
    Yeah. I'm gonna keep at it.\n
[18:58] ---
    Hey... wait! M-My tentacles\nare tangled up in the ropes!\n
[19:02] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #2: Freaks out easily"\n
[19:04] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #2: Freaks out easily"\nWhy, you little...\n
[19:06] ---
    Damn! He got away!\n
[19:08] ---
    You'll never make it all the way up here--\nyou lack the base capability!\n
[19:12] ---
    Ha ha! Dummies!\n
[19:15] ---
    And we were so close!\n
[19:25] ---
    I'm doubling tonight's homework.\n
[19:27] ---
    So petty!\n
[19:28] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #3:\nNo tolerance"\n
[19:32] ---
    He's gone!\n
[19:33] ---
    But this is the closest we've ever gotten!\n
[19:36] ---
    Keep this up and we'll definitely\nget our chance to kill him!\n
[19:39] ---
    Ooh, and then we get ten billion yen!\nWhat shall I spend it on?\n
[19:47] ---
    Junior-high kids talking\nhappily about assassination?\n
[19:52] ---
    This is one unusual space, all right.\n
[19:55] ---
    Think we can kill him, Nagisa?\n
[19:58] ---
    We will. Otherwise,\nwe'd never be able to face him.\n
[20:02] ---
    It's so strange...\n
[20:04] ---
    ...how the students with the\nliveliest expressions at this school...\n
[20:10] ---
    ...are here in E Class,\nwith their target teaching them.\n
[20:21] ---
    "Ministry of Defense"\n
[20:24] ---
    Those are the circumstances.\n
[20:27] ---
    Given the crisis the earth is in,\nyou must speak of them to no one.\n
[20:31] ---
    If this gets out, you will be made to\nundergo a memory-wiping operation.\n
[20:36] ---
    Eeeyikes!\n
[20:37] ---
    All members of the E Class have\nreceived the same explanation;\n
[20:40] ---
    they're already part of the mission.\n
[20:44] ---
    Once your suspension is over,\nyou will return to the E Class.\n
[20:47] ---
    Therefore, you too will be given\nthe assassination assignment.\n
[20:52] ---
    So, uh...\n
[20:55] ---
    Does this rubber knife really work?\n
[20:59] ---
    Yes. It's harmless to humans,\nbut we guarantee it will work on him.\n
[21:04] ---
    Huh!\n
[21:06] ---
    I guess it doesn't matter if he's not human.\n
[21:12] ---
    I've always wanted to try...\n
[21:20] ---
    ...killing me a teacher.\n
[21:42] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:49] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:55] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:09] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:24] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:34] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:37] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:43] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:55] ---
    *Shine again *

3 - Karma Time

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[00:06] ---
    One! Two! Three! Four!\n
[00:10] ---
    Five! Six!\n
[00:12] ---
    --Seven! Eight!\n--The sounds of exercise \n
[00:14] ---
    echoing across the field on a\nsunny afternoon: how peaceful!\n
[00:19] ---
    If the students didn't have\nprey in their sights, that is.\n
[00:24] ---
    Wield your knives properly\nfrom all eight directions, now.\n
[00:31] ---
    From now on, I'm in charge of phys ed.\n
[00:34] ---
    That makes me a little lonely.\n
[00:37] ---
    Didn't I tell you to make yourself\nscarce during this period?\n
[00:40] ---
    Go play in the sandbox.\n
[00:43] ---
    You're so mean, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[00:46] ---
    Why, my students happen\nto like my gym classes!\n
[00:50] ---
    Liar. Koro Sensei's physical\nabilities are just too different.\n
[00:54] ---
    Remember that one time?\n
[00:56] ---
    Now let's try jumping side to side.\nI'll show you how it's done.\n
[01:04] ---
    As if!\n
[01:05] ---
    Once you're used to it,\ntoss some cat's cradle into the mix.\n
[01:08] ---
    Damn, he's good!\n
[01:10] ---
    He's just too far out.\n
[01:12] ---
    I'd like a human teacher for gym, thanks.\n
[01:16] ---
    Boo hoo hoo...\n
[01:18] ---
    Okay, let's get back to work.\n
[01:21] ---
    But Mr. Karasuma, is there\nany point to all this training?\n
[01:25] ---
    And should we be doing it\nright in front of our target?\n
[01:28] ---
    It's the same in assassination as in studying:\n
[01:31] ---
    Drill the basics and they'll serve you well.\n
[01:33] ---
    The same?\n
[01:34] ---
    Isogai, Maehara, step forward.\n
[01:39] ---
    Try hitting me with those knives.\n
[01:41] ---
    Are you sure?\n
[01:43] ---
    As a team?\n
[01:44] ---
    Those knives won't hurt us humans.\n
[01:48] ---
    If they give me so much as a scratch,\nyou can go home for the day.\n
[01:51] ---
    Uh... well, er... okay, then.\n
[01:58] ---
    Come on.\n
[02:03] ---
    As you see, with a little knowledge,\n
[02:06] ---
    even I can handle the knives of two amateurs.\n
[02:11] ---
    Wow...\n
[02:17] ---
    If you can't hit me, your chance of hitting him at Mach 20
[02:20] ---
    is slim to none.\n
[02:22] ---
    See? While we were sparring,\n
[02:26] ---
    he built Osaka Castle in\nthe sandbox, changed clothes,\n
[02:29] ---
    and is brewing up some tea!\n
[02:31] ---
    How infuriating!\n
[02:33] ---
    Once the whole class is capable of hitting me,\n
[02:37] ---
    your chance of success will\nincrease by leaps and bounds.\n
[02:42] ---
    During gym class, I'll be\nteaching you stabbing, shooting--\n
[02:46] ---
    all the assassination basics.\n
[02:49] ---
    Whoa.\n
[02:51] ---
    That's all for today.\n
[02:54] ---
    Thank you!\n
[02:59] ---
    Mr. Karasuma's kinda scary,\nbut he sure is cool!\n
[03:02] ---
    Right? Do you think he'll pat us on\nthe head if we manage to hit him?\n
[03:06] ---
    I wonder.\n
[03:08] ---
    You're trying to steal my popularity\nfrom my students, aren't you?!\n
[03:13] ---
    Don't be ridiculous.\n
[03:14] ---
    "If the school so desires, it may\nassign an additional teacher\n
[03:19] ---
    to the E Class."\n
[03:20] ---
    It says so right in your employment contract.\n
[03:26] ---
    My duty is to provide\nonsite assassin monitoring--\n
[03:30] ---
    all in the name of killing you.\n
[03:33] ---
    Please, use the name the students gave me:\n
[03:38] ---
    Call me "Koro Sensei."\n
[03:43] ---
    A quiz in sixth period, eh?\n
[03:45] ---
    Wish we could've gone home after gym.\n
[03:51] ---
    Hey, Nagisa.\n
[03:55] ---
    It's been a while.\n
[03:58] ---
    Karma... you're back!\n
[04:08] ---
    *The theory... of savage youth! *
[04:17] ---
    *I only speak when it's time to act *
[04:21] ---
    *I know that's pretty cool
[04:23] ---
    (Searching for our target: we're savage) *
[04:26] ---
    *Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
[04:30] ---
    *Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
[04:36] ---
    *What's this wave of irritation? *
[04:40] ---
    *Proof of our existence? *
[04:43] ---
    *Look up at the moon and up you go *
[04:46] ---
    *C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
[04:51] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[04:55] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[04:58] ---
    *The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
[05:05] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
[05:08] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
[05:11] ---
    "Whatever" is easy to say *
[05:15] ---
    *But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
[05:21] ---
    *But still: youth, to the future! *
[05:27] ---
    *C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
[05:34] ---
    "Episode 3: Karma Time"\n
[05:40] ---
    Huh!\n
[05:42] ---
    So that's the infamous Koro Sensei?\n
[05:45] ---
    Whoa, he really does look like an octopus.
[05:48] ---
    Karma Akabane... is it? I'd heard\nyour suspension was up today.\n
[05:54] ---
    But you shouldn't be tardy\non your first day back.\n
[05:59] ---
    It's hard to get back\ninto the swing of things.\n
[06:01] ---
    Feel free to call me by my first name.\nNice to meet you, Teach!\n
[06:06] ---
    Likewise. Let's make this a fun year.\n
[06:17] ---
    Wow. You really are fast...
[06:20] ---
    and those knives really do work.
[06:24] ---
    I sliced one up really fine\nand stuck the pieces on.\n
[06:28] ---
    But to be caught by such a simple move,\n
[06:33] ---
    and to jump back all that way...\nwhat are you, a scaredy-cat?\n
[06:39] ---
    He's the first--the first one\n
[06:42] ---
    to hurt Koro Sensei!\n
[06:44] ---
    I heard they call you "Koro Sensei"\nbecause you're unkillable.\n
[06:49] ---
    But what's this?\nAre you a pushover after all?\n
[06:55] ---
    Nagisa, what kind of person is this Karma?
[06:59] ---
    Well...\n
[07:00] ---
    We were in the same class\nour first and second years,\n
[07:04] ---
    but then his continued violent\nbehavior earned him an expulsion,\n
[07:09] ---
    and those students end up\nhere in the E Class, too.\n
[07:13] ---
    But... here he might just be a star student.\n
[07:17] ---
    What do you mean?\n
[07:19] ---
    When it comes to deadly weapons\nand foul play, Karma's got us all beat.\n
[07:25] ---
    Don't run away, Koro Sensei...\n
[07:28] ---
    I'll show you what it means to be killed.\n
[07:44] ---
    What's Koro Sensei been doing all this time?\n
[07:47] ---
    Like, punching the wall?\n
[07:49] ---
    Yeah--Karma's smack-talking\nmust have made him mad.\n
[07:54] ---
    But his tentacles are too\nsoft to damage the walls.\n
[07:57] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #4:\nHis punches are soft"\n
[07:59] ---
    Ugh--enough!\n
[08:00] ---
    Quit with the squish-squish!\nWe're trying to take a quiz here!\n
[08:03] ---
    P-Pardon me!\n
[08:06] ---
    Hey, Karma, you sure about this? That monster is pissed.
[08:11] ---
    This is all on you, man!\n
[08:13] ---
    Sure you're not better off holin' up at home?\n
[08:17] ---
    You'd be pissed, too, Terasaka,\nif someone'd started to kill you.\n
[08:21] ---
    Not like when a certain someone\nscrewed up and wet himself.\n
[08:25] ---
    I did not wet myself!\nYou cruisin' for a bruisin', pal?!\n
[08:28] ---
    You there! No loud noises during a test!\n
[08:31] ---
    --Tell that to your tentacles!\n--Why, that could even be considered cheating!\n
[08:34] ---
    Sorry, Koro Sensei. I've already finished,\n
[08:38] ---
    so I'll just sit here quietly and eat my gelato.\n
[08:40] ---
    Not during class, you won't!\n
[08:44] ---
    Th-That's the gelato I brought\nback from Italy yesterday!\n
[08:48] ---
    It's yours?
[08:50] ---
    Oh, sorry! It was just\nchilling in the staff room.\n
[08:54] ---
    "Sorry" won't cut it!\n
[08:56] ---
    I took pains to fly through the coldest\nstratosphere to keep that from melting, too!\n
[08:59] ---
    Huh... So, whaddya gonna do about it?\n
[09:03] ---
    Hit me?\n
[09:04] ---
    I will not! I'll just have what's left!\n
[09:08] ---
    Come now, hand it o--\n
[09:11] ---
    Anti-me BB's!\n
[09:16] ---
    Gotcha again!\n
[09:20] ---
    I'll just keep using the same old tricks.\n
[09:22] ---
    Even if it interferes with class.\n
[09:25] ---
    If you don't like it,\nkill me or anyone else here.\n
[09:30] ---
    But the second you do...\n
[09:32] ---
    no one'll see you as a teacher anymore.\n
[09:37] ---
    You'll just be a murderous monster.\n
[09:41] ---
    You, the teacher, will be killed by me.\n
[09:46] ---
    Here's my quiz.\nProbably got 'em all right.\n
[09:51] ---
    See ya, Teach.\nLet's play some more tomorrow.\n
[09:56] ---
    Karma is extremely quick-witted.\n
[10:01] ---
    Like here.\n
[10:03] ---
    He saw there was a line\nKoro Sensei couldn't cross\n
[10:05] ---
    without losing his "teacherness,"\n
[10:08] ---
    and the tactics he uses make him toe that line.\n
[10:14] ---
    He has the smarts to see\nthe heart of the matter,\n
[10:18] ---
    and the skill to manipulate just about anyone,\n
[10:21] ---
    but he uses them to clash with people.\n
[10:26] ---
    Honestly...\n
[10:28] ---
    Now he's forced me to go buy more gelato.\n
[10:32] ---
    He's smart and tough, but as he says,\nif I'm going to stay a teacher,\n
[10:38] ---
    I'm not allowed to kill or hurt him.\n
[10:43] ---
    So... how to deal with him, then?\n
[10:49] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Station"\n
[10:49] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Station"\nSee ya, Nagisa!\n
[10:51] ---
    Yep! See you tomorrow!\n
[10:55] ---
    Hey, look! It's Nagisa!\n
[10:57] ---
    Right at home down in the E Class.\n
[11:00] ---
    Barf. He'll never make it\nback to our class like that.\n
[11:05] ---
    Plus, Akabane's back in E Class\nnow that his suspension's over!\n
[11:11] ---
    That's the pits! I would seriously\nrather die than wind up there.\n
[11:16] ---
    Really? You'd rather die?\n
[11:20] ---
    Like... now?\n
[11:22] ---
    Akabane!\n
[11:26] ---
    Like I'd actually do it!\n
[11:28] ---
    With such great toys to play with,\nwho wants another suspension?\n
[11:33] ---
    Karma...\n
[11:35] ---
    So listen, Nagisa, there's\nsomething I wanted to ask you.\n
[11:40] ---
    I understand you know a few\nthings about Koro Sensei.\n
[11:43] ---
    Uh, well, kind of.\n
[11:46] ---
    Does he get mad if you call him an octopus?\n
[11:49] ---
    An octopus?\n
[11:50] ---
    "Octopus BZZT!"\n"An easy mistake to make. Be careful!"\n
[11:51] ---
    On the contrary, I think.\nHis self-portrait is an octopus,\n
[11:55] ---
    and he picks the octopus character in games.\n
[11:58] ---
    And when he was digging\naround in the sandbox...\n
[12:01] ---
    Octopus trap.\n
[12:02] ---
    So if he's making jokes like that,\nI'd say the octopus thing\n
[12:05] ---
    is kind of his trademark.\n
[12:09] ---
    Hmm. That gives me a little idea.\n
[12:14] ---
    What are you up to now, Karma?\n
[12:18] ---
    I'm happy, is all.\n
[12:21] ---
    I was wondering what I'd do\nif he were just some monster,\n
[12:25] ---
    but turns out he's an actual teacher.\n
[12:30] ---
    And I get to kill an actual teacher...\n
[12:35] ---
    I mean, since the last one up and died on me.\n
[12:50] ---
    I didn't see this coming. \nMy gelato money--gone!\n
[12:55] ---
    And no hope of getting more before payday!\n
[12:58] ---
    I'll just have to make my own.\n
[13:03] ---
    Good morning!\n
[13:10] ---
    What's wrong, cla--\n
[13:13] ---
    Whoops! My bad!\n
[13:15] ---
    I mistook it for you and killed it instead.\n
[13:18] ---
    Bring it here--I'll dispose of it.\n
[13:21] ---
    All right.\n
[13:24] ---
    Bring it on, Koro Sensei.\n
[13:27] ---
    I don't need to kill your body right now--\n
[13:31] ---
    I'll start slowly by killing your soul.\n
[13:39] ---
    Allow me to show you, Karma:\nthe might of these drill tentacles\n
[13:44] ---
    and the firepower of this missile\nI filched from the Self-Defense Force!\n
[13:50] ---
    I'm not about to let my\nassassin get away scot-free.\n
[13:55] ---
    I could tell by your pallor that\nyou hadn't eaten breakfast.\n
[13:59] ---
    I whipped these octopus\nballs up at Mach speed.\n
[14:01] ---
    They'll put you well on your way\nto being nice and healthy.\n
[14:04] ---
    Open wide!\n
[14:06] ---
    Karma...\n
[14:08] ---
    What I do is tend things, take care of them.\n
[14:11] ---
    Things like assassins' rusty blades.\n
[14:14] ---
    So keep killing me in earnest all day today.\n
[14:18] ---
    Every time you do, I'll take care of you.\n
[14:22] ---
    By the end of the day, your body and\nmind will be polished to sparkling.\n
[14:29] ---
    "First Period: Math"\n
[14:31] ---
    As you see, this number is left over,\nno matter what you do.\n
[14:35] ---
    If this indivisibility is getting you down,\n
[14:39] ---
    then have I got the method for you!\n
[14:43] ---
    I'll write it on the blackboard.\nEveryone try solving it together.\n
[14:46] ---
    Oh, Karma? You're too slow between\ndrawing and firing, I'm afraid.\n
[14:52] ---
    And since I had plenty of time,\n
[14:54] ---
    I gave you a little nail art.\n
[14:58] ---
    "Fourth Period: Home Ec"\n
[15:00] ---
    Well? How'd you two do, Fuwa?\n
[15:04] ---
    Mmm, I dunno... It has this\nkind of sharp tang to it.\n
[15:08] ---
    Let me try.\n
[15:10] ---
    Well, why don't you start over?\n
[15:12] ---
    Toss that batch out, and--\n
[15:14] ---
    You forgot your apron, Karma.\n
[15:18] ---
    Don't worry about the soup.\n
[15:20] ---
    I sucked it all up in midair with a dropper.\n
[15:23] ---
    Oh, and added sugar while I was at it.\n
[15:27] ---
    It's much milder!\n
[15:29] ---
    Adorable!\n
[15:32] ---
    It's no use.\n
[15:34] ---
    "Fifth Period: Japanese"\n
[15:35] ---
    "Fifth Period: Japanese"\nKoro Sensei has tons of weak points.\n
[15:38] ---
    He screws up from time to time,\n
[15:40] ---
    and his reaction speed drops to\nhuman levels when he's flustered.\n
[15:44] ---
    --But no matter how good Karma is at surprise attacks...\n
[15:44] ---
    --"Even as I was thinking this,\n--But no matter how good Karma is at surprise attacks...\n
[15:49] ---
    the red frog, having failed again,\nwas making its way back.\n
[15:54] ---
    I was starting to get bored with it.\n
[15:58] ---
    ...with Koro Sensei on especially high alert,\n
[16:01] ---
    this assassination was like an\nimpossibly tough video game.\n
[16:03] ---
    I was not trying to hit the red frog..."\n
[16:12] ---
    Karma...\n
[16:13] ---
    Don't sweat it. We'll all do it together.\n
[16:17] ---
    Once Koro Sensei has his eye on you,\nyou can't kill him by yourself,\n
[16:20] ---
    no matter the method.\n
[16:22] ---
    He's not like other teachers.\n
[16:26] ---
    Teachers, eh...?\n
[16:28] ---
    Akabane, you're right!\n
[16:31] ---
    Though you are combative, with your share of behavioral issues.
[16:35] ---
    As long as you're in the right,\nI'll be on your side!\n
[16:41] ---
    Yeah, no.\n
[16:43] ---
    I want to do it.
[16:45] ---
    Nothing'd tick me off more than\nhim dying in some random place.\n
[16:48] ---
    Karma?\n
[16:54] ---
    I've certainly taken good\ncare of you today, haven't I?\n
[16:57] ---
    You can still try to kill me, you know.\nI'll polish you up even shinier.\n
[17:05] ---
    Just to make sure...\n
[17:07] ---
    you are a teacher, correct?
[17:11] ---
    Yes.\n
[17:11] ---
    And you would, say,\n
[17:14] ---
    risk your life to protect your students?\n
[17:18] ---
    Of course--I'm a teacher, after all.\n
[17:21] ---
    Okay, good. Then I can kill you.\n
[17:28] ---
    For sure.\n
[17:32] ---
    So what's it going to be?\n
[17:34] ---
    If you come to help, you'll be shot\nto death before you can save me.\n
[17:38] ---
    If you just let me die,\nyour life as a teacher is over.\n
[17:44] ---
    Oh, man! Everything's flashing before my eyes!\n
[17:48] ---
    Are you okay?\n
[17:50] ---
    3-E--you mean that 3-E?
[17:53] ---
    What an awful pretext for picking a fight.\n
[17:57] ---
    Huh? I'm in the right here.\nWhat's wrong with saving a bullied student?\n
[18:03] ---
    No, Akabane. No matter how you\nlook at it, you're in the wrong.\n
[18:09] ---
    Is your head on straight?\n
[18:11] ---
    Where do you get off injuring\nthe best student in Year 3?\n
[18:15] ---
    No--sir, wait--\n
[18:18] ---
    You sided with the E Class and\nhurt someone with a bright future.\n
[18:22] ---
    If this affects his exams, it'll be on my head!\n
[18:28] ---
    He said he'd be on my side--and now this?\n
[18:34] ---
    "Uh-oh. I'm going to die."\n
[18:34] ---
    "Uh-oh. I'm going to die."\nUh-oh. I'm going to die.\n
[18:37] ---
    Your grades are the only\nthing you've got right--\n
[18:40] ---
    they're why I've always looked the other way.\n
[18:43] ---
    But once you start hurting\nmy career, it's a different story.\n
[18:48] ---
    "In here, that teacher dies."\n
[18:48] ---
    "In here, that teacher dies."\nIn here, he dies.\n
[18:52] ---
    I put in for your transfer.\nCongratulations, Akabane.\n
[18:57] ---
    You'll be starting your\nthird year in the E Class.\n
[19:03] ---
    He let me down.\n
[19:05] ---
    Now he's dead to me.\n
[19:11] ---
    Koro Sensei! I'll kill you\nwith my own two hands!\n
[19:15] ---
    Now, which death do you choose?\n
[19:22] ---
    Karma?\n
[19:24] ---
    Splendid job on the premeditated\nassassination starring yourself.\n
[19:28] ---
    If I saved you at the speed of sound,\nyour body wouldn't hold out.\n
[19:31] ---
    But if I moved slowly, I'd get hit.\n
[19:35] ---
    So I tried getting a little sticky.\n
[19:39] ---
    Damn! What can't these tentacles do?!
[19:42] ---
    You can't shoot now!\n
[19:46] ---
    Oh, and furthermore...\n
[19:48] ---
    letting you die is not an option.\n
[19:52] ---
    Believe in that for your next flying leap.\n
[20:02] ---
    It's no use. He won't die\nand he can't be killed.\n
[20:06] ---
    Not the teacher part of him, anyway.\n
[20:13] ---
    For being so reckless,\nKarma, you sure were calm.\n
[20:16] ---
    Eh, no biggie.\n
[20:17] ---
    As far as I can figure it,\n
[20:19] ---
    that would've been my\nbest chance at killing him.\n
[20:22] ---
    Oh? Out of ideas already?\n
[20:25] ---
    I have plenty of grooming\ntools to use in retaliation.\n
[20:28] ---
    You're kind of a pushover yourself, aren't you?!\n
[20:32] ---
    I'm feeling murderous, all right...\n
[20:34] ---
    but this time it's different somehow.\n
[20:38] ---
    Oh, I'll kill you--maybe even tomorrow.\n
[20:41] ---
    A healthy, refreshing bloodlust--\n
[20:44] ---
    looks like you don't need any more TLC.\n
[20:49] ---
    Let's head on back, Nagisa.\nWe can eat on the way.\n
[20:54] ---
    Hey! That's my purse!\n
[20:56] ---
    Then don't leave it in\nthe staff room unattended!\n
[21:00] ---
    Give it back!\n
[21:01] ---
    Take it!\n
[21:05] ---
    But... this is empty!\n
[21:08] ---
    There wasn't much in there. Call it a donation.\n
[21:15] ---
    You hypocritical delinquent!\n
[21:17] ---
    Assassins go in for the kill\nand wind up sparkling clean\n
[21:20] ---
    in their target's tentacles.\n
[21:22] ---
    That's our assassination classroom.\n
[21:25] ---
    I wonder how we'll try\nto kill him tomorrow?\n
[21:30] ---
    Do you hear me?!\n
[21:42] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:49] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:55] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
    *Shine again *

4 - Grown-Up Time

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[00:08] ---
    Long time no see, Big Teach.\n
[00:10] ---
    Yes, I've finally gotten paid.\n
[00:16] ---
    Japan's cheap snacks are of superb quality.\n
[00:19] ---
    They're absolutely worth\ndisguising myself for!\n
[00:22] ---
    Stop that!\n
[00:24] ---
    Aw, just come with us, willya?\n
[00:26] ---
    But I have to get to my\nnew teaching position!\n
[00:29] ---
    So you're a teacher!\n
[00:31] ---
    Tutor us, then--we're awful dumb!\n
[00:34] ---
    Why don't I tutor you in the right way\nto hit on a woman from your car?\n
[00:38] ---
    Lesson 1: Decorate your car beautifully.\n
[00:43] ---
    The car's lousy with ribbons!\n
[00:45] ---
    There is no Lesson 2.\n
[00:47] ---
    Are you all right?\n
[00:49] ---
    Thank you so much!\n
[00:51] ---
    What an upstanding man.\nI'll never forget your kindness!\n
[00:56] ---
    By the way,\n
[00:58] ---
    do you know how to get to\nKunugigaoka Junior High?\n
[01:05] ---
    *The theory... of savage youth! *
[01:15] ---
    *I only speak when it's time to act *
[01:18] ---
    *I know that's pretty cool
[01:21] ---
    (Searching for our target: we're savage) *
[01:24] ---
    *Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
[01:27] ---
    *Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
[01:34] ---
    *What's this wave of irritation? *
[01:37] ---
    *Proof of our existence? *
[01:41] ---
    *Look up at the moon and up you go *
[01:44] ---
    *C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
[01:49] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[01:52] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[01:55] ---
    *The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
[02:02] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
[02:05] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
[02:09] ---
    "Whatever" is easy to say *
[02:12] ---
    *But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
[02:18] ---
    *But still: youth, to the future! *
[02:24] ---
    *C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
[02:32] ---
    "Episode 4: Grown-Up Time"\n
[02:36] ---
    "Old Campus"\n
[02:36] ---
    "Old Campus"\nNow, allow me to introduce\n
[02:38] ---
    your brand-new temporary\nforeign-language teacher.\n
[02:42] ---
    Irina Jelavich. Nice to meet you all!\n
[02:46] ---
    What a knockout!\n
[02:47] ---
    What knockers!
[02:49] ---
    Wait...\n
[02:50] ---
    --Why's she all over him?\n--Who'd have thought you were a teacher here?\n
[02:53] ---
    --Pisses me off...\n--That's a wig.\n
[02:54] ---
    Oh, I don't mind!\n
[02:56] ---
    This school intends to give you authentic\nexperience in foreign languages.\n
[03:00] ---
    I trust there are no complaints\n
[03:01] ---
    about her taking over\nhalf your English lessons?\n
[03:04] ---
    If we must...\n
[03:06] ---
    We've got us one heck of\na teacher! Not only that,\n
[03:09] ---
    she seems to really have\na thing for Koro Sensei.\n
[03:12] ---
    Uh-huh.\n
[03:13] ---
    I might get some\nassassination hints out of this.\n
[03:17] ---
    The octopoid Koro Sensei seems flummoxed,\n
[03:20] ---
    having a human woman hanging all over him.\n
[03:23] ---
    His face has so many unique colors--\n
[03:26] ---
    so what color is "bewilderment"?\n
[03:32] ---
    He's just plain smitten!\n
[03:34] ---
    There's no mistaking that face.\n
[03:36] ---
    Guess he goes for humans, too.\n
[03:39] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #5: Boobs"\n
[03:42] ---
    The more I look at you,\nthe more I like what I see.\n
[03:44] ---
    Your beady eyes, like two diarrhea pills...\n
[03:47] ---
    Your undefined joints...\n
[03:49] ---
    Why, you're positively captivating!\n
[03:51] ---
    How embarrassing!\n
[03:53] ---
    Don't let her trick you, Koro Sensei!\n
[03:55] ---
    No woman finds those things attractive!\n
[03:58] ---
    We're not that dense.\n
[04:01] ---
    Any teacher coming to this class at this time\n
[04:04] ---
    has a fairly high probability\nof being no ordinary teacher.\n
[04:08] ---
    Hup! Pass! Hup! Kill!\n
[04:11] ---
    I had all kinds of close-range\nmethods prepared...\n
[04:15] ---
    I just never thought my\nseduction tactics would work.\n
[04:24] ---
    Irina Jelavich. Profession: assassin.\n
[04:28] ---
    Not only is she beautiful, she has\na dozen languages at her command.\n
[04:33] ---
    She can bewitch a target from any nation,\n
[04:36] ---
    and kill even heavily guarded targets\nfrom point-blank range with ease.\n
[04:40] ---
    She's an assassin with a fine handle\non infiltration and approach.\n
[04:45] ---
    But you can't just hire an\nassassin to work at a school.\n
[04:50] ---
    We'll have you do some teaching\nto keep up appearances.\n
[04:56] ---
    I'm a pro.\n
[04:57] ---
    My job will be done before\nI need to resort to teaching.\n
[05:02] ---
    Hup! Pass!\n
[05:05] ---
    Hup! Kill!\n
[05:08] ---
    Hup! Pass!\n
[05:09] ---
    Hup! Kill!\n
[05:11] ---
    --Hup! Pa--\n--Koro Sensei!\n
[05:13] ---
    Oh, Koro Sensei!\n
[05:16] ---
    Mr. Karasuma tells me you're\noh so very fast! Is that true?\n
[05:21] ---
    Well, not that fast...
[05:23] ---
    "Sensei-O-Vision"\n
[05:24] ---
    "Sensei-O-Vision"\nCould you do me a favor?\n
[05:25] ---
    "Sensei-O-Vision"\nI'd love to try some real Vietnamese coffee.\n
[05:29] ---
    "Sensei-O-Vision"\nWon't you bring me some while I'm teaching English?\n
[05:33] ---
    Why, of course. I happen to\nknow a great café in Vietnam.\n
[05:44] ---
    Er... Ms. Irina? Class is starting.\nShouldn't we go back in?\n
[05:51] ---
    Class? Oh, right. Just make it\na study hall or something.\n
[05:58] ---
    And... can you not call me by my first name?\n
[06:04] ---
    I won't be playing teacher\nunless that octopus is around,\n
[06:08] ---
    so you are to call me Ms. Jelavich.\n
[06:14] ---
    So what are you going to do, Ms. Bitch?\n
[06:16] ---
    No nicknames!\n
[06:17] ---
    You're an assassin, right?\n
[06:19] ---
    The entire class working together\ncan't kill this monster,\n
[06:22] ---
    and you're going to kill him all by yourself?\n
[06:24] ---
    Brat. Grown-ups have their own\ngrown-up ways of doing things.\n
[06:30] ---
    You must be Nagisa Shiota.\n
[06:43] ---
    Come to the staff room later.\nI'd like to see what you have on him.\n
[06:50] ---
    The same goes for anyone else with key intel!\n
[06:54] ---
    I'll give you something good in return.\n
[06:56] ---
    I can even swap in a man for you girls.\n
[06:59] ---
    It's a pro's job to have both\ntechnique and connections.\n
[07:03] ---
    You brats go watch from the outfield.\n
[07:06] ---
    Oh, one more thing:\n
[07:09] ---
    Interfere even slightly in my\nassassination and I'll kill you.\n
[07:14] ---
    Her skilled kisses that make you swoon.\n
[07:16] ---
    Her tough-looking companions.\nThe gravity of her threat.\n
[07:22] ---
    We knew at once she was\nthe real deal: a professional killer.\n
[07:26] ---
    At the same time, most of\nthe class sensed something else:\n
[07:32] ---
    we hated her.
[07:36] ---
    "Study Hall"\n
[07:40] ---
    I've never killed an unidentified creature\n
[07:42] ---
    like this before...\n
[07:44] ---
    Everything's ready.\n
[07:47] ---
    The boy's shared his intel with me.\n
[07:52] ---
    Some of us have destroyed a single\ntentacle, but that doesn't faze him.\n
[07:58] ---
    Maybe... you have to destroy\nall his tentacles at once.\n
[08:02] ---
    He can escape before\nyou deal the final blow.\n
[08:04] ---
    And...\n
[08:06] ---
    if you plan to sneak up on him,\nyou probably shouldn't smoke.\n
[08:10] ---
    For having no nose, Koro Sensei\nhas a wicked sense of smell.\n
[08:15] ---
    That won't conflict with my plan.\n
[08:19] ---
    I am Irina Jelavich, a pro among pros\n
[08:21] ---
    who's pulled off assassinations\nin all kinds of circumstances.\n
[08:24] ---
    C'mon, Ms. Bitch, teach us already!\n
[08:25] ---
    "Bitch"\nC'mon, Ms. Bitch, teach us already!\n
[08:28] ---
    "Bitch"\nYeah, Ms. Bitch!\n
[08:30] ---
    "Bitch" I mean, you are a teacher here, right, Ms. Bitch?
[08:33] ---
    Quit your "bitch"ing!\n
[08:35] ---
    For one thing, they're pronounced differently!\n
[08:38] ---
    You Japanese can't\ndifferentiate between B and V!\n
[08:42] ---
    I'll teach you the right way to say V!\n
[08:45] ---
    First lightly bite your bottom lip. Go on!\n
[08:49] ---
    Yes, right!\n
[08:51] ---
    Now stay like that for an hour and\ngive me some peace and quiet.\n
[08:54] ---
    What kind of lesson is this?!
[08:57] ---
    "Old Campus"\n
[08:58] ---
    I understand you've\nbrought in a rather shady trio.\n
[09:01] ---
    That plan is news to me.\n
[09:03] ---
    Yes: all pros, all more than\ncompetent. And tight-lipped.\n
[09:08] ---
    They're so in love with me,\nthey'll do whatever I ask--for free.\n
[09:11] ---
    Everything's set up. Today I act.\n
[09:16] ---
    Ms. Irina!\n
[09:18] ---
    Here's the Indian chai you requested.\n
[09:20] ---
    Oh, thank you, Koro Sensei!\nJust what I wanted for my afternoon tea!\n
[09:25] ---
    Actually, Koro Sensei,\nI'd like to speak with you.\n
[09:29] ---
    Could you come to the\nshed during fifth period?\n
[09:32] ---
    Speak with me? But of course.\n
[09:35] ---
    Fifth period, right?\n
[09:37] ---
    I'll be there with certain-tea!\nBecause that's chai tea, get it?\n
[09:45] ---
    Hey, now--you kiddin' me?\n
[09:47] ---
    They're goin' into that shed together!\n
[09:50] ---
    Kind of a let-down,\n
[09:51] ---
    --My trip to India was perfect chai-ming!\n--watching Koro Sensei fall for such an obvious ploy.\n
[09:56] ---
    Mr. Karasuma?\n
[09:58] ---
    I don't think we'll ever warm up to her.\n
[10:01] ---
    Apologies. She's a pro\nhere on government orders.\n
[10:07] ---
    Still...\n
[10:08] ---
    completing all her preparations in a single day\n
[10:13] ---
    proves she's an assassin of the highest caliber.\n
[10:16] ---
    So what did you want\nto talk about, Ms. Irina?\n
[10:19] ---
    Assassination by infiltration\n
[10:21] ---
    requires flexibility toward one's target.\n
[10:25] ---
    I'm up against an unidentified creature.\n
[10:27] ---
    --Best to do it quickly,\nbefore he gets suspicious.\n
[10:29] ---
    --Koro Sensei...\n--Best to do it quickly, before he gets suspicious.\n
[10:31] ---
    I... I always fall for exceptional people.\n
[10:36] ---
    With your body, your strength--\n
[10:38] ---
    you're so exceptional,\nit was love at first sight.\n
[10:41] ---
    Oh, er, uh--\n
[10:43] ---
    Do you think that makes me a strange woman?\n
[10:46] ---
    Turn his attention to me, even by force,\n
[10:50] ---
    so he won't notice what's really going on.
[10:53] ---
    I spent all night fixing up the place.\nAll to hunt you down...\n
[10:58] ---
    target of mine.\n
[11:06] ---
    You're a bad boy, Koro Sensei.\n
[11:10] ---
    W-We can't do this--not here!\n
[11:13] ---
    You foolish, foolish man.\n
[11:16] ---
    Farewell.\n
[11:17] ---
    Give me a minute to take all this off.\n
[11:20] ---
    All?!\n
[11:21] ---
    --Relax... I'll be all done in a minute.\n
[11:22] ---
    --All...\n--Relax... I'll be all done in a minute.\n
[11:25] ---
    All?!\n
[11:26] ---
    All--\n
[11:29] ---
    Live ammo and real guns.\n
[11:32] ---
    M61.\n
[11:33] ---
    M134.\n
[11:35] ---
    M249.\n
[11:38] ---
    All spraying ammo with\nsuperlative speed and firepower.\n
[11:42] ---
    These weird pellets won't come into play.\n
[11:45] ---
    After all, there's nothing these bullets won't kill.
[11:49] ---
    Firing complete in 3, 2, 1...\n
[11:55] ---
    ...ze--\n
[12:00] ---
    Unfortunately, Ms. Irina,\nlead bullets have no effect on me.\n
[12:06] ---
    They just melt inside my body.\n
[12:10] ---
    And take a good look at my face.\n
[12:14] ---
    You have... four eyes?!
[12:16] ---
    No, two of those are nostrils.\n
[12:19] ---
    Who can tell?!\n
[12:21] ---
    There's a metallic odor in the shed\nthat wasn't here until yesterday.\n
[12:24] ---
    An old-man smell whose\nincongruity opened my nostrils.\n
[12:31] ---
    For having no nose, Koro Sensei\nhas a wicked sense of smell.\n
[12:34] ---
    By pretending to be caught in your trap,\nI could easily uncover my assassin.\n
[12:39] ---
    In other words...\n
[12:41] ---
    as a pro, you clung too tightly\nto common-sense assassination.\n
[12:46] ---
    My students' attempts are far\nmore flexible and formidable.\n
[12:51] ---
    And did you know?\n
[12:54] ---
    My retaliation takes the form\nof care and grooming.\n
[12:59] ---
    Nooo!\n
[12:59] ---
    "slither slither"\nNooo!\n
[13:01] ---
    What was that?!\n
[13:02] ---
    Gunshots, a scream...\nand now a slithery sound!\n
[13:06] ---
    "slither slither"\n
[13:06] ---
    "slither slither"\nNo!\n
[13:09] ---
    "slither slither"\nNo...\n
[13:11] ---
    No...\n
[13:13] ---
    She's getting slithered but good!\n
[13:16] ---
    Let's go!\n
[13:20] ---
    Koro Sensei!\n
[13:21] ---
    How are those boobs?!\n
[13:22] ---
    I wish I could have enjoyed\nmyself a little longer...\n
[13:26] ---
    but I'm really looking forward\nto our classes together.\n
[13:29] ---
    Wh-What happened in there?\n
[13:34] ---
    Ms. Bitch is wearing a\nwholesome, retro gym outfit!\n
[13:38] ---
    To think he did all that\nto me in only one minute...\n
[13:43] ---
    He loosened my stiff shoulders and back,\n
[13:46] ---
    gave me a lymphatic oil massage,\n
[13:50] ---
    got me changed at top speed...\n
[13:53] ---
    and then to do that slithery\nthing with his tentacles?\n
[13:57] ---
    What thing?!
[13:59] ---
    What did you do, Koro Sensei?\n
[14:02] ---
    Oh, you know, grown-ups need grown-up care.\n
[14:05] ---
    That's the face of a guilty grown-up!\n
[14:07] ---
    Back to the classroom, now.\n
[14:09] ---
    Yes, sir.\n
[14:11] ---
    This is unforgivable. I've never\nsuffered such an unsightly failure!\n
[14:16] ---
    I am a pro, and I shall repay him for this disgrace!
[14:23] ---
    "Study Hall"\n
[14:27] ---
    That octopus better not think a pro like me\n
[14:30] ---
    is already out of ideas.\n
[14:32] ---
    I'll need all-new supplies.\n
[14:34] ---
    Dammit! Why doesn't this\nbackwoods school have Wi-Fi?!\n
[14:38] ---
    You're trying awful hard, Ms. Bitch.\n
[14:41] ---
    Your pride must be in tatters after that.\n
[14:45] ---
    Excuse me...\n
[14:46] ---
    What?\n
[14:47] ---
    If you won't teach us anything,\ncould you swap with Koro Sensei?\n
[14:52] ---
    We've got entrance exams this year.\n
[14:54] ---
    Ha! You want that vicious\ncreature to teach you?\n
[14:57] ---
    You think your exams compare\nat all to a planetary crisis?\n
[15:01] ---
    Must be nice being a clueless kid!\n
[15:03] ---
    Besides, I understand you E-Class students\n
[15:07] ---
    are the school's loser misfits.\n
[15:10] ---
    There can't be any point to studying now.
[15:13] ---
    I know--how about this?\n
[15:16] ---
    If my attempt succeeds,\nI'll give you 5 million yen to share!\n
[15:21] ---
    That's far more than you'd gain\nfrom any pointless schoolwork!\n
[15:24] ---
    So shut up and do as I...\n
[15:27] ---
    Get out.\n
[15:34] ---
    --Get out, you damn bitch!\n--Bring in Koro Sensei!\n
[15:37] ---
    Wh-Where'd all this come from?! I'll kill you all!\n
[15:40] ---
    "No Big Boobs!!"\nI'd like to see you try!\n
[15:41] ---
    "No Big Boobs!!"\nYeah, that's right! Down with big boobs!\n
[15:43] ---
    That's your complaint?
[15:47] ---
    "Staff Room"\n
[15:48] ---
    What is with those brats?!
[15:50] ---
    They're sharing space with\na fine woman like me--\n
[15:53] ---
    and they're not grateful?!\n
[15:55] ---
    They're not--hence the classroom chaos.\n
[16:00] ---
    Go apologize to them--\n
[16:02] ---
    if you want to stick around\nfor another attempt, that is.\n
[16:04] ---
    Why should I? I have\nno teaching experience!\n
[16:08] ---
    Let me focus on assassination!\n
[16:12] ---
    All right, then. Come with me.\n
[16:16] ---
    Erromango, one of the islands of\nVanuatu, or the New Hebrides...\n
[16:20] ---
    What's he doing?
[16:22] ---
    Writing test questions.\n
[16:24] ---
    It's what he does every\nWednesday during sixth period.\n
[16:29] ---
    It sure seems to be taking a long time.\n
[16:32] ---
    At Mach 20, shouldn't those\ntests be written already?\n
[16:36] ---
    They're different for each student.\n
[16:40] ---
    He writes individualized questions,\ntaking into account\n
[16:43] ---
    the students' best and worst subjects.\n
[16:47] ---
    Chiba has spatial figures down pat.\n
[16:50] ---
    Why don't I give him a slightly\ntougher trick question?\n
[16:54] ---
    He has advanced intelligence and speed,\n
[16:56] ---
    this dangerous creature\nwho'll destroy the Earth.\n
[16:59] ---
    And his teaching work is close to perfect.\n
[17:04] ---
    Take that!\n
[17:06] ---
    Now look at the students.\n
[17:09] ---
    They're just fooling around.\n
[17:11] ---
    It's training: how to accurately\nstrike a moving target with a knife.\n
[17:15] ---
    --Assassination badminton. I taught them that.\n--Attack!\n
[17:17] ---
    --That's a thrust: 3 points.\n--Whaaat?\n
[17:20] ---
    Target and teacher,\n
[17:22] ---
    assassins and students.\n
[17:23] ---
    Here in this bizarre classroom\nthat creature's made for us,\n
[17:27] ---
    everyone has two roles to play.\n
[17:31] ---
    You make a big deal out of being a pro,\n
[17:34] ---
    but if you can't be both an assassin and a teacher,
[17:38] ---
    then this is the worst\nplace for a pro like you.\n
[17:44] ---
    You okay?\n
[17:45] ---
    Sheesh!\n
[17:46] ---
    If you want to stay here\nand keep going after him,\n
[17:50] ---
    don't look down on these students.\n
[18:11] ---
    "You're incredible in bed." Repeat.\n
[18:16] ---
    Come on!\n
[18:17] ---
    "Y-You are incredible in bed."\n
[18:22] ---
    When I assassinated a certain VIP in America,\n
[18:25] ---
    I first turned on the charm\nto get close to his bodyguard.\n
[18:29] ---
    Those are the words he said to me. They mean:\n
[18:34] ---
    "You're great in the sack!"\n
[18:37] ---
    Just what are you making\nus junior-high kids say?!\n
[18:40] ---
    It's often said that the fastest\nway to learn another language\n
[18:43] ---
    is to get yourself a lover who speaks it.\n
[18:47] ---
    You want to know what they're feeling,\n
[18:50] ---
    so you try your hardest to\nunderstand what they say.\n
[18:53] ---
    When necessary in the course of my work...\n
[18:54] ---
    "David" "Christiano" "Nemanja" "Eric" "Ji Sung" "Shinji" "Howard"\nWhen necessary in the course of my work...\n
[18:56] ---
    I have used that method to learn\nmore than a few new languages.\n
[18:59] ---
    Therefore, my lessons will teach\nyou how to sweet-talk foreigners.\n
[19:04] ---
    The basics of chummy chats,\nstraight from a pro assassin:\n
[19:09] ---
    Master them and they'll come in\nhandy with a real live foreigner.\n
[19:13] ---
    A foreigner!\n
[19:14] ---
    "Depp-ish" "Jolie-esque"\nA foreigner!\n
[19:16] ---
    Let that octopus teach you\nwhat you need for your exams.\n
[19:20] ---
    The only thing I can teach you\nis practical conversation skills.\n
[19:25] ---
    And if you still don't think of me as a teacher,
[19:29] ---
    I'll give up on my assassination and leave.\n
[19:33] ---
    Th-That ought to fly with you all.\n
[19:37] ---
    And... I'm sorry about all that stuff.\n
[19:46] ---
    Why so nervous? You were\njust threatening to kill us!\n
[19:51] ---
    She's totally a teacher now.\n
[19:54] ---
    We can't call you "Ms. Bitch" anymore.\n
[19:57] ---
    You... you understand!\n
[20:01] ---
    It was a pretty rude thing to call a teacher.
[20:04] ---
    Yeah. We need something else.\n
[20:07] ---
    How 'bout "Professor Bitch"?\n
[20:10] ---
    Er... how about we move away\nfrom the whole "bitch" thing?\n
[20:15] ---
    Just call me by my first name. I don't mi--\n
[20:18] ---
    But that "bitch" thing\nreally isn't going away.\n
[20:23] ---
    Yeah. "Professor Bitch" fits her\nway better than "Ms. Irina."\n
[20:27] ---
    Well, there you have it.\nWelcome, Professor Bitch!\n
[20:30] ---
    Let's get started, Professor Bitch!\n
[20:34] ---
    I hate you all so much!
[20:38] ---
    She's fitting right in.\n
[20:40] ---
    More or less.\n
[20:43] ---
    Don't screw with me!\nBunch of rotten brats!\n
[20:48] ---
    Thank you, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[20:51] ---
    I want my students to be able to\nconverse with an actual foreigner,\n
[20:56] ---
    and really, who better than\na globetrotting assassin?\n
[21:02] ---
    You mean he saw all this coming?\n
[21:06] ---
    Time to top off my sugar reserves\n
[21:07] ---
    --after all that hard mental work!\n--He stubbornly refuses to say\n
[21:10] ---
    why he started teaching the E Class.\n
[21:12] ---
    But the more we make this place\nthe ideal assassination environment,\n
[21:17] ---
    the more we're lured into making it\nthe ideal learning environment.\n
[21:20] ---
    --Aren't you cute?! --I am not!
[21:23] ---
    This monster's got us all\nat the tips of his tentacles.\n
[21:28] ---
    There'll be a big taste test tonight!\n
[21:42] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:49] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:55] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
    *Shine again *

5 - Assembly Time

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[00:08] ---
    Thanks, I really appreciate the help.\n
[00:11] ---
    Even with all your tentacles\n
[00:14] ---
    you still can't carry everyone's\nlab equipment all at once!\n
[00:17] ---
    But now it'll be a one-trip job!\n
[00:21] ---
    You truly are dependable. It's only\nnatural that you're class officers.\n
[00:25] ---
    You could've done it in multiple,\nMach-speed trips just as easily, though.\n
[00:29] ---
    No, no. Having some helping hands\nmakes this all the merrier.\n
[00:33] ---
    --Tell me, sir.\n--Yes?\n
[00:35] ---
    Do you feel at home in our E Class now?\n
[00:38] ---
    Oh, you're seriously asking him that?\n
[00:40] ---
    Yes. I very much enjoy being your teacher.\n
[00:45] ---
    That's weird.\n
[00:46] ---
    Is it?\n
[00:48] ---
    Of course it is!\n
[00:49] ---
    A bizarre creature like you, in charge of us?\n
[00:52] ---
    It's just a matter of\ngetting used to it, I guess.\n
[00:55] ---
    You actually teach us. I'd say\nthat makes you borderline okay.\n
[00:59] ---
    I guess so.\n
[01:03] ---
    Even if you are an assassination target.
[01:07] ---
    That's a vital detail!\n
[01:09] ---
    Be sure not to forget it!\n
[01:14] ---
    He actually finished prepping while\ndodging three knives at once...\n
[01:19] ---
    You okay, Maehara?\n
[01:20] ---
    Y-Yeah...\n
[01:22] ---
    You know a sneak attack *that *simple just isn't gonna cut it.
[01:25] ---
    All right! Let's begin our lesson!\n
[01:38] ---
    *The theory... of savage youth! *
[01:47] ---
    *I only speak when it's time to act *
[01:51] ---
    *I know that's pretty cool
[01:53] ---
    (Searching for our target: we're savage) *
[01:56] ---
    *Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
[02:00] ---
    *Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
[02:07] ---
    *What's this wave of irritation? *
[02:10] ---
    *Proof of our existence? *
[02:13] ---
    *Look up at the moon and up you go *
[02:16] ---
    *C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
[02:21] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[02:25] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[02:28] ---
    *The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
[02:35] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
[02:38] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
[02:41] ---
    "Whatever" is easy to say *
[02:45] ---
    *But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
[02:51] ---
    *But still: youth, to the future! *
[02:57] ---
    *C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
[03:04] ---
    "Episode 5: Assembly Time"\n
[03:12] ---
    It's bright red...\n
[03:14] ---
    All right!\n
[03:15] ---
    And that concludes our experiment\nto extract artificial coloring...\n
[03:20] ---
    ...from snack food!\n
[03:22] ---
    I'll be taking the leftover snacks now!\n
[03:24] ---
    What?!\n
[03:25] ---
    We bought those ourselves!\n
[03:28] ---
    He used this as an excuse to swipe snacks\n'cause payday isn't until tomorrow.\n
[03:32] ---
    Why is a super-organism that can destroy\nEarth living paycheck to paycheck?\n
[03:40] ---
    Um, sir...\n
[03:43] ---
    Can I help you, Okuda?\n
[03:46] ---
    Um...\n
[03:49] ---
    This is poison! Please drink it!\n
[03:53] ---
    Now that's straightforward.
[03:54] ---
    I guess... that's too much to ask?\n
[03:57] ---
    My, this is certainly an honest\nassassination attempt, Okuda.\n
[04:01] ---
    W-Well, um...\n
[04:04] ---
    I'm not good at surprise attacks\nand stuff like everyone else...\n
[04:08] ---
    But I am good at chemistry,
[04:12] ---
    so I made this with all my heart and soul!\n
[04:14] ---
    Heart and soul?\n
[04:16] ---
    O-Okuda...\n
[04:17] ---
    No one would be dumb enough\nto drink it just like that.\n
[04:20] ---
    Well, then!\n
[04:22] ---
    I would be delighted to!\n
[04:24] ---
    --No way!\n--He drank it!\n
[04:28] ---
    Th-This is...!\n
[04:31] ---
    Is it working?!\n
[04:33] ---
    Is this for real?!\n
[04:39] ---
    He, uh, grew horns.\n
[04:41] ---
    Ah, yes. This tastes like sodium hydroxide.\n
[04:44] ---
    It's poisonous to humans,\nbut not me, I'm afraid.\n
[04:48] ---
    Oh...\n
[04:50] ---
    There are two others, correct?\n
[04:52] ---
    Y-Yes!\n
[04:53] ---
    All right, then!\n
[05:05] ---
    This time he grew wings!\n
[05:06] ---
    His face is starting to get pretty fancy!\n
[05:09] ---
    Ah, thallium acetate.\n
[05:11] ---
    Now for the last one!\n
[05:17] ---
    --What's going to happen?!\n--What's the last one gonna do?!\n
[05:24] ---
    He's gone straight-faced.\n
[05:26] ---
    His changes are just too unpredictable!\n
[05:28] ---
    --Aqua regia, I see.\n--No expression at all!\n
[05:30] ---
    --The only effect they have is on my face.\n--He's like an emoji!\n
[05:32] ---
    Even if you hate me,\nplease don't hate assassination.\n
[05:36] ---
    What brought that on?!\n
[05:39] ---
    Also, Okuda.\n
[05:41] ---
    I can't overlook a student making\npoison unsupervised. It's not safe.\n
[05:46] ---
    Yes, sir. I apologize.\n
[05:48] ---
    If you have time later...\n
[05:50] ---
    ...why don't we work *together *on a poison that will kill me?
[05:55] ---
    O-Okay!\n
[05:56] ---
    Making poison with the target?
[05:59] ---
    I'll ask her about the details later.\n
[06:03] ---
    --All right!\n--Here it comes!\n
[06:04] ---
    Hurry!\n
[06:07] ---
    --All right!\n--Got it!\n
[06:09] ---
    Heads up!\n
[06:10] ---
    Score!\n
[06:13] ---
    Say, Karasuma.\n
[06:17] ---
    It's sweltering here, don't you think?\n
[06:20] ---
    Don't you agree, Karasuma?\n
[06:22] ---
    If you're hot, then don't get so close.\n
[06:25] ---
    I'm not your target. Stop fooling around.\n
[06:28] ---
    What a stick in the mud.\n
[06:30] ---
    If you hope to remain here as a teacher,\nI suggest you pull yourself together.\n
[06:35] ---
    It's so humid and sticky here. It's disgusting.\n
[06:38] ---
    Why doesn't this campus\nhave any air conditioning?\n
[06:41] ---
    I have asked the administration for renovations, but they refuse.
[06:46] ---
    Huh?\n
[06:47] ---
    --Damn!\n--Nice! That was a clean hit!\n
[06:50] ---
    That's just the type of place this is.\n
[06:54] ---
    Now let's add it into the ethanol.\n
[06:58] ---
    Oh. Be careful not to inhale the fumes.\n
[07:01] ---
    Yes, sir!\n
[07:02] ---
    Your grades in science class are superb, but...
[07:06] ---
    But everything else goes right over my head.\n
[07:09] ---
    It's only natural that I\nended up in the E Class.\n
[07:13] ---
    Language arts, especially.\n
[07:15] ---
    I never know the right\nway to phrase things\n
[07:19] ---
    or how to express my feelings as a person.\n
[07:26] ---
    But I'm okay with that.\n
[07:29] ---
    Because equations and formulas\nalways have a right answer.\n
[07:34] ---
    They're free of fussy word games\nand complicated emotions.\n
[07:42] ---
    That's true.\n
[07:44] ---
    In that case...\n
[07:46] ---
    I have a homework assignment for you.\n
[07:49] ---
    Handle it with utmost care!\n
[07:57] ---
    So he told you to bring that poison to class?\n
[08:01] ---
    Yeah!\n
[08:02] ---
    He said it should theoretically work the best!\n
[08:05] ---
    He even made a manga out of\nhow to store poison correctly.\n
[08:09] ---
    He's always ready to lend a hand.
[08:12] ---
    "Proper Storage of Poisonous Substances"\n
[08:12] ---
    "Proper Storage of Poisonous Substances"\nA poison that’ll kill him? What is he thinking?\n
[08:18] ---
    I'm guessing it's his way of encouraging me!\n
[08:21] ---
    I think he wants me to hone my strengths,\neven if I'm not good with words!\n
[08:26] ---
    Okay, everyone!\n
[08:28] ---
    --Please be seated!\n--He's here! Go give it to him!\n
[08:30] ---
    I brought it, sir!\n
[08:32] ---
    Oh, well done!\n
[08:35] ---
    Then I'll drink it at once!\n
[08:46] ---
    --Thank you, Okuda.\n--Huh?\n
[08:49] ---
    Thanks to your concoction,\nI can advance to a new level.\n
[08:55] ---
    What... do you mean?\n
[09:03] ---
    "Phew"\n
[09:06] ---
    He melted?!\n
[09:07] ---
    I actually had you make a tonic\n
[09:09] ---
    that would stimulate my cells\nand enhance my fluidity.\n
[09:16] ---
    As a liquid, I can now fit\ninto the tightest of spaces.\n
[09:21] ---
    Uh, why are you in there?\n
[09:22] ---
    What's more, I'm still... as speedy as ever!\n
[09:25] ---
    --Go ahead! Try and off me!\n--This is one messed-up teacher!\n
[09:27] ---
    What was that poison, Okuda?!
[09:29] ---
    Y-You tricked me, Koro Sensei!\n
[09:33] ---
    Having the verbal aptitude to deceive others\nis a vital part of assassination, Okuda.\n
[09:38] ---
    Huh?\n
[09:39] ---
    Verbal aptitude?\n
[09:41] ---
    Even the most potent of poisons is wasted\n
[09:43] ---
    if you offer it in such a naïve way\n
[09:46] ---
    that your target can take advantage of you.
[09:49] ---
    Nagisa. How would you try to poison me?
[09:53] ---
    Huh? Hmm...\n
[09:55] ---
    I'd probably mix it into\na sweet drink you like...\n
[09:58] ---
    --For you!\n--Thanks!\n
[09:59] ---
    ...and then offer it to you\nas a special drink I made.\n
[10:02] ---
    Yes.\n
[10:04] ---
    To deceive someone, you must\nunderstand their feelings\n
[10:08] ---
    and communicate with them creatively.\n
[10:11] ---
    Language is the key to\nan effective poisoning.\n
[10:16] ---
    Your scientific talent will\nsomeday be useful to everyone.\n
[10:20] ---
    So, to explain things clearly to\nas many people as possible...\n
[10:24] ---
    ...I hope you'll continue to develop\nthe language skills to poison someone.\n
[10:29] ---
    I-I will!\n
[10:33] ---
    Yep. Assassination is the *least *of everyone's worries right now.
[10:37] ---
    Even a student brandishing a powerful poison\n
[10:39] ---
    is a powerless, regular student\nin the face of Koro Sensei.\n
[10:45] ---
    I guess taking our teacher's life\nis still a distant dream for us all.\n
[11:03] ---
    Hurry!\n
[11:04] ---
    If we're late, who knows what\nthey'll do to us this time!\n
[11:08] ---
    Oh, yeah. Last time we had to\nclean out the main campus' flowerbeds.\n
[11:11] ---
    Man, that was rough.\nTheir flowerbeds are way too huge.\n
[11:15] ---
    You slacked off the entire time!\n
[11:18] ---
    Did I?\n
[11:19] ---
    Ugh! Why are we the only ones\nwho gotta put up with this?!\n
[11:27] ---
    Surprise!\n
[11:27] ---
    "Tell Us, Kunudon!"\nSurprise!\n
[11:27] ---
    Tell us, Kunudon!\n
[11:30] ---
    Hi, everybody! It's me, Kunudon!\n
[11:32] ---
    Kunudon!\n
[11:34] ---
    "E Class"\n"Down-the-Mountain Game"\n
[11:35] ---
    To keep its underachievers from\naffecting the rest of the student body,\n
[11:39] ---
    the E Class has its own special building,\nfar away from the main campus!\n
[11:43] ---
    Really? That's super!\n
[11:46] ---
    Normally, E Class students aren't\nallowed to set foot on the main campus.\n
[11:49] ---
    The only exception is when they come\ndown the mountain for school assemblies.\n
[11:54] ---
    All on their lunch break, of course!\n
[11:59] ---
    Th-The bridge!\n
[12:01] ---
    All right, who told us this was a shortcut?!\n
[12:03] ---
    Okajima!\n
[12:06] ---
    To maintain discipline,\nthe scumbag members of E Class\n
[12:10] ---
    are required to line up in the gymnasium\nbefore all the other classes!\n
[12:14] ---
    Good luck!\n
[12:17] ---
    Snakes!\n
[12:18] ---
    Okajima!\n
[12:21] ---
    Get yer scummy asses in gear!\n
[12:23] ---
    I expect a "yes, sir!"\n
[12:25] ---
    Sir, yes, sir! Yaaay!\n
[12:29] ---
    Boulders!\n
[12:31] ---
    O-Okajima!\n
[12:35] ---
    Who prodded that beehive?!\n
[12:38] ---
    Okajima!\n
[12:41] ---
    He's... sure gone through a lot.\n
[12:44] ---
    I hope he'll be okay...\n
[12:46] ---
    Yeah.\n
[12:49] ---
    Oh, man... Please, no more\nbees or anything else...\n
[12:53] ---
    Luckily, Okajima took the brunt of it for us.\n
[12:56] ---
    Are you all right?\n
[12:58] ---
    Mr. Karasuma!\n
[12:59] ---
    There's no rush. We'll arrive\nwith plenty of time at this pace.\n
[13:03] ---
    Hold on...\n
[13:06] ---
    ...you brats!\n
[13:07] ---
    Oh! Professor Bitch!\n
[13:11] ---
    No one told me about a\nclass trip during lunch break!\n
[13:15] ---
    Wow, you're a real mess, Professor Bitch.\n
[13:16] ---
    It's extra-exhausting running in heels!\n
[13:19] ---
    Mr. Karasuma,\n
[13:20] ---
    where's Koro Sensei?\n
[13:22] ---
    We can't afford to have\nthe other students see him,\n
[13:26] ---
    so he's been told to wait at the old campus.\n
[13:28] ---
    I'm an outcast, all alone...\n
[13:30] ---
    Shunned Sensei...\n
[13:31] ---
    The main campus isn't far now. Let's go.\n
[13:35] ---
    Okay...\n
[13:36] ---
    "Goal"\n
[13:46] ---
    Th-That sucked...\n
[13:50] ---
    We made it in time.\n
[13:51] ---
    Somehow or other.\n
[13:53] ---
    Come on, guys! Let's hurry and line up!\n
[13:56] ---
    --Okay...\n--Yeah, yeah...\n
[14:06] ---
    Nagisa!\n
[14:09] ---
    So glad you could make it!\n
[14:11] ---
    Tough trip comin' down the mountain, I bet!\n
[14:17] ---
    There's an all-school assembly once a month.\n
[14:19] ---
    Even here, the E Class\ngets "special" treatment.\n
[14:23] ---
    And we're forced to endure all of it.\n
[14:27] ---
    Essentially, you are the cream of\nthe crop--this nation's chosen elite!\n
[14:33] ---
    I, your school dean, can vouch for that!\n
[14:35] ---
    But, if you're not careful...\n
[14:38] ---
    you could end up like certain\nother good-for-nothings!\n
[14:45] ---
    Now, now. We mustn't laugh at their expense.\n
[14:48] ---
    --Hey, Nagisa. Where's Karma?\n--I suppose my comment was out of line.\n
[14:51] ---
    Ditching.\n
[14:52] ---
    What?!\n
[14:53] ---
    Just him?!\n
[14:55] ---
    He knows he'll get punished\nfor blowing off the assembly,\n
[14:57] ---
    but says he doesn't care.\n
[15:00] ---
    It's times like this I wish *I *was an honor-student bad boy.
[15:04] ---
    I hear ya.\n
[15:09] ---
    This method is always so effective, sir!\n
[15:12] ---
    It's why our students'\nacceptance rate into top universities--\n
[15:16] ---
    3-E aside--is extremely high!\n
[15:19] ---
    This is preparation for\nthe real world, so to speak.\n
[15:22] ---
    Now is our chance to instill in them\nthe will to avoid being failures.\n
[15:27] ---
    Sadly enough, people develop the most\n
[15:30] ---
    when they have someone else to\ndiscriminate against and scorn.\n
[15:33] ---
    That makes sense!\n
[15:35] ---
    I always act based on reason.\n
[15:37] ---
    Whether it's school administration\nor even assassination,\n
[15:40] ---
    adhering to logic is all that matters.\n
[15:43] ---
    Next is an address by the student council.\n
[15:46] ---
    Please start your preparations, student council.\n
[15:48] ---
    --Hello. I'm Karasuma, the E Class teacher.\n--Who's that teacher?\n
[15:50] ---
    --Hello. I'm Karasuma, the E Class teacher.\n--He's so stylish and cool!\n
[15:51] ---
    As I work on a separate campus,\nI thought I'd use this chance to say hello.\n
[15:54] ---
    --Uh... okay!\n--Hey!\n
[15:57] ---
    Check it out!\n
[15:58] ---
    Oh!\n
[16:00] ---
    Oh, Mr. Karasuma!\n
[16:02] ---
    We decorated our knife sheaths!\n
[16:04] ---
    Cute, huh!\n
[16:06] ---
    I don't mind if they're cute,\njust don't wave them around here!\n
[16:09] ---
    We can't let the other classes find out about the assassination!
[16:12] ---
    Y-Yes, sir...\n
[16:14] ---
    Who's he? An E Class teacher?\n
[16:16] ---
    They all seem to get along...\n
[16:18] ---
    I'm jealous.\n
[16:20] ---
    All the guys and teachers\nin our class are butt-ugly.\n
[16:34] ---
    Whoa! Who's that super-hot foreign lady?!\n
[16:40] ---
    Professor Bitch was ready to\ndrop just a minute ago, too.\n
[16:46] ---
    W-Wait for me...\n
[16:49] ---
    Vanity's in her veins, all right.\n
[16:52] ---
    Is she an E Class teacher too?\n
[16:55] ---
    So cool...\n
[16:57] ---
    Why are you here?\n
[16:59] ---
    Don't give me that. I'm their teacher, too.\n
[17:02] ---
    Then you do consider yourself one?
[17:04] ---
    Besides, I wanted to check out\nthe other students, too.\n
[17:10] ---
    All duds.\n
[17:11] ---
    Oh, yeah.\n
[17:13] ---
    Nagisa.\n
[17:15] ---
    This is my chance, now that\nthat octopus isn't around.\n
[17:17] ---
    You've been keeping track of\nall of his weaknesses, right?\n
[17:22] ---
    Let me borrow your notebook.\n
[17:26] ---
    What? But I already told you\nall of his useful weaknesses.\n
[17:30] ---
    Oh, you! You're just trying\nto hide the really big stuff!\n
[17:33] ---
    No, I'm serious--\n
[17:35] ---
    Come on! Give it to me, kid!\n
[17:37] ---
    Don't make me smother you!\n
[17:39] ---
    I can't breathe...! Your boobs\nare too much, Professor Bitch!\n
[17:43] ---
    I am so jealous...
[17:45] ---
    She's... a bitch...\n
[17:47] ---
    What the hell?\n
[17:49] ---
    --The End Class isn't supposed to have fun!\n--Ow! That hurts!\n
[17:54] ---
    All right!\n
[17:55] ---
    The student council events are explained\non the handouts you've just been given.\n
[17:59] ---
    Huh? What?\n
[18:01] ---
    Where are ours?\n
[18:04] ---
    Excuse me, sir!\nE Class didn't get any handouts!\n
[18:07] ---
    Oh?\n
[18:08] ---
    You didn't get any? Now that's strange...\n
[18:12] ---
    I'm sorry! It seems we\nforgot to make some for 3-E!\n
[18:15] ---
    I guess you'll just have to\nmemorize it all before you leave!\n
[18:20] ---
    In fact, you and your classmates could\nstand to sharpen your memory anyway!\n
[18:25] ---
    What the hell?\nCould he be any more sadistic?\n
[18:32] ---
    Isogai.\n
[18:36] ---
    What are you--?!\n
[18:37] ---
    Oh, there we go!\n
[18:39] ---
    Everyone has a handwritten\ncopy now, it would seem.\n
[18:42] ---
    "Student Council Newsletter"\n
[18:43] ---
    "Student Council Newsletter"\nYes, sir!\n
[18:44] ---
    Oh, we got our handouts!\nPlease continue, sir!\n
[18:47] ---
    What? N-No way! How?!\n
[18:50] ---
    Hey, now! Who killed our fun?!\n
[18:53] ---
    Er, um... Ahem!\n
[18:56] ---
    Let us continue!\n
[18:58] ---
    Let's take a look at the upcoming\nstudent council schedule.\n
[19:02] ---
    The student council...\n
[19:03] ---
    You were told not to show yourself to the rest of the school!
[19:05] ---
    Your very existence is\na state secret, you know!\n
[19:08] ---
    Oh, come now. My disguise is flawless.\n
[19:11] ---
    No one will ever know.\n
[19:13] ---
    He must've gotten lonely.\n
[19:15] ---
    Can't blame him, I guess.\n
[19:17] ---
    Whoa, I don't remember seeing that teacher just a minute ago...
[19:21] ---
    He seems kind of big. And... wriggly.\n
[19:24] ---
    Plus, that other teacher\nis going at it with him.\n
[19:27] ---
    Is she trying to stab him?
[19:28] ---
    Ow! That hurts!\n
[19:32] ---
    Now the lady teacher's being taken away...\n
[19:34] ---
    None of this makes sense.\n
[19:36] ---
    That's Professor Bitch for you!\n
[19:43] ---
    We're going on ahead, Nagisa!\n
[19:45] ---
    Okay! I'll catch up after\nI buy something to drink!\n
[19:50] ---
    Hey. Nagisa.\n
[19:52] ---
    Don't you think you guys are\ngettin' a bit carried away?\n
[19:56] ---
    --Huh?\n--Laughin' during the assembly and stuff...\n
[19:59] ---
    You should learn some respect!\n
[20:01] ---
    E Class oughta just keep\nits head down and shut up.\n
[20:05] ---
    You got crappy lives\nweighin' ya down, after all.\n
[20:09] ---
    Hey. What's with that dirty look?\n
[20:15] ---
    This damn school...\n
[20:19] ---
    None of the students\ntrying to assassinate me...\n
[20:22] ---
    ...would ever succumb to students of their level.
[20:26] ---
    Say something, E Class!\n
[20:29] ---
    You want me to kill you?!\n
[20:32] ---
    Kill?\n
[20:34] ---
    Kill...\n
[20:37] ---
    "Kill," huh?\n
[20:44] ---
    As if you've ever tried to kill anyone before.
[20:54] ---
    Wh-What was that?
[20:58] ---
    Bloodlust?\n
[21:00] ---
    See? My students are much more... motivated.\n
[21:08] ---
    The E Class...\n
[21:10] ---
    The End Class is shoving normal\nstudents aside undauntedly.\n
[21:15] ---
    That doesn't make sense. Not in my school.\n
[21:19] ---
    It seems I'll have to make a few changes.\n
[21:23] ---
    The assassination can wait.\n
[21:25] ---
    This is my top priority now.
[21:42] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:50] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:56] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:07] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
    *Shine again *

6 - Test Time

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[00:06] ---
    "Old Campus"\n
[00:08] ---
    Now, then, class...\n
[00:10] ---
    Shall we begin?\n
[00:12] ---
    Begin what?
[00:14] ---
    --Midterm time has rolled around.\n--Yes, that's right.\n
[00:17] ---
    And that's why this period\n
[00:18] ---
    will be spent in a high-speed study session!\n
[00:22] ---
    My clones can work with you one-on-one\n
[00:24] ---
    to drill you on each of your worst subjects.\n
[00:28] ---
    Ridiculous. He even switches\nheadbands for each subject.\n
[00:34] ---
    Hey! Why do I get a Naruto headband?!
[00:37] ---
    I think Koro Sensei\n
[00:38] ---
    is getting faster and faster.\n
[00:41] ---
    Six Japanese, eight math, three social studies,\n
[00:45] ---
    four science, four English, one Naruto.
[00:49] ---
    Splitting up for each student like that?\n
[00:52] ---
    It wasn't too long ago that he could\nonly handle four or five clones.\n
[00:56] ---
    No sneak assassinations now, Karma!\n
[00:59] ---
    Dodging will disrupt my persistence of vision!\n
[01:02] ---
    These clones are so fine and delicate.\n
[01:06] ---
    But do you have any strength\nleft after making them?\n
[01:09] ---
    Not to worry.\n
[01:11] ---
    I have one clone resting outside.\n
[01:13] ---
    How is that helping?!
[01:16] ---
    This power-up in acceleration...\n
[01:18] ---
    I wonder if it's preparation\nfor destroying the Earth in a year.\n
[01:23] ---
    No matter how you slice it,\nhe's one tricky target for us killers.\n
[01:27] ---
    So,\n
[01:27] ---
    do you understand so far, Nagisa?\n
[01:31] ---
    Yes, sir.\n
[01:32] ---
    If you're facing exams...\nhe's a good teacher to have.\n
[01:42] ---
    *The theory... of savage youth! *
[01:51] ---
    *I only speak when it's time to act *
[01:55] ---
    *I know that's pretty cool
[01:57] ---
    (Searching for our target: we're savage) *
[02:00] ---
    *Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
[02:04] ---
    *Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
[02:10] ---
    *What's this wave of irritation? *
[02:14] ---
    *Proof of our existence? *
[02:17] ---
    *Look up at the moon and up you go *
[02:20] ---
    *C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
[02:25] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[02:29] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[02:32] ---
    *The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
[02:39] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
[02:42] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
[02:45] ---
    "Whatever" is easy to say *
[02:49] ---
    *But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
[02:55] ---
    *But still: youth, to the future! *
[03:01] ---
    *C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
[03:07] ---
    "Episode 6: Test Time"\n
[03:15] ---
    "Staff Room"\nI want to line up the colors \n
[03:16] ---
    on this cube--all of them, and quickly,\nwith a method anyone could use.\n
[03:21] ---
    Goodbye, Koro Sensei!\n
[03:22] ---
    How would you go about it,\n
[03:24] ---
    --Hope you manage to kill me tomorrow!\n--teachers?\n
[03:27] ---
    The answer is simple.\n
[03:30] ---
    "Principal Gakuho Asano"\n
[03:30] ---
    Take them apart and put them\nback together again. Very logical.\n
[03:36] ---
    We meet at last, Koro Sensei.\n
[03:41] ---
    He says he's the principal of this place.\n
[03:44] ---
    As teachers, he's our boss.\n
[03:48] ---
    My, my--you've come all this way (knead knead)!\n
[03:50] ---
    Say, might I receive a little bump in my salary?\n
[03:54] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #6:\nSubservient to higher-ups"\n
[03:56] ---
    I must apologize.\n
[03:59] ---
    I'd meant to come pay my respects.\n
[04:03] ---
    The Ministry of Defense and\nMr. Karasuma have told me all about you.\n
[04:08] ---
    I can't claim to understand everything, but...\n
[04:14] ---
    How very sad you are. Looking to\nbecome the savior of the world,\n
[04:21] ---
    only to fall into the role of the\ngreat villain who would destroy it.\n
[04:26] ---
    Savior? Villain?\n
[04:29] ---
    But let's set that aside for now.\n
[04:33] ---
    Struggle as I might, I cannot hope\nto save the planet from its crisis.\n
[04:38] ---
    Barring the unexpected, I'll stay out\nof your assassination altogether.\n
[04:44] ---
    You've certainly paid me enough.\n
[04:48] ---
    That will be helpful.\n
[04:49] ---
    Well, aren't you rational!\nI do like a rational man.\n
[04:55] ---
    I'm honored. However...\n
[04:59] ---
    As principal, I must consider\nwhat's in store next year and beyond,\n
[05:03] ---
    should the Earth survive.\n
[05:05] ---
    In other words, if someone\ndoes happen to kill you,\n
[05:09] ---
    what is this school's future?\n
[05:12] ---
    Frankly, we need the E Class to remain as it is.\n
[05:21] ---
    As it is? You mean, with rock-bottom\ngrades and treatment, like now?\n
[05:26] ---
    Yes. Are you familiar with\nthe worker ant principle?\n
[05:31] ---
    In any group, 20 percent will be lazy,\n20 percent will work hard,\n
[05:36] ---
    and the remaining 60 percent will be average.\n
[05:40] ---
    My goal is a group with 5 percent\nslackers and 95 percent hard workers.\n
[05:48] ---
    "I don't want to be like the E Class."\n
[05:51] ---
    "I don't want to be in the E Class."
[05:53] ---
    With 95 percent of students thus determined,\n
[05:57] ---
    my ideal ratio is attainable.\n
[06:01] ---
    I see. How logical.\n
[06:04] ---
    Then the 5 percent in the E Class\nmust be kept weak and pitiful.\n
[06:09] ---
    I received a complaint from\nthe D Class teacher today:\n
[06:14] ---
    "A student from E Class\nglared at one of my students\n
[06:18] ---
    and threatened to kill him."\n
[06:23] ---
    I'm sure the glare is part and parcel\nof the whole assassination thing.\n
[06:27] ---
    And that's fine.\n
[06:29] ---
    The problem\n
[06:31] ---
    lies in a student with rock-bottom\ngrades defying a regular one.\n
[06:37] ---
    Under my policies, that cannot stand.\n
[06:42] ---
    Please tell him in no uncertain\nterms to control himself.\n
[06:46] ---
    Oh, and--Koro Sensei?\n
[06:48] ---
    You have one second. Solve this.\n
[06:51] ---
    What? Just like that?!\n
[06:53] ---
    "One Second Later"\n
[06:55] ---
    What the hell is this?!\n
[06:56] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #7:\nMetal ring puzzles freak him out"\n
[06:58] ---
    Your amazing speed lives up to the hype.\n
[07:01] ---
    No doubt you can dodge\nany attempt on your life.\n
[07:05] ---
    But you know, Koro Sensei...\n
[07:08] ---
    There are some problems speed can't solve.\n
[07:15] ---
    Now, if you'll excuse me.\n
[07:24] ---
    Hey there! Looking forward to seeing\nyour midterm results! Good luck.\n
[07:38] ---
    With that dry "good luck,"\n
[07:41] ---
    I went from being an assassin\nback to the End Class, just like that.\n
[07:48] ---
    As a target, this guy is practically invincible.\n
[07:52] ---
    His assassination is\nentirely within his control.\n
[07:56] ---
    But as a teacher, there's someone\nmore powerful pulling the strings:\n
[08:04] ---
    the principal of Kunugigaoka\nAcademy, Gakuho Asano.\n
[08:08] ---
    "Education's Favored Son"\n
[08:09] ---
    A shrewd manager who, in its first ten years,\nmade this school one of the nation's best.\n
[08:15] ---
    There's no escaping the\nstructure he's built here.\n
[08:20] ---
    Not even for you.\n
[08:26] ---
    "The Next Day"\n
[08:28] ---
    Good morning, class.\n
[08:31] ---
    Today I've tried making even more of me!\n
[08:34] ---
    That's way too many!\n
[08:37] ---
    Now, let's begin.\n
[08:39] ---
    Even the afterimages are getting sloppy.\n
[08:41] ---
    So sloppy, it's like he's\nturning into someone else!\n
[08:44] ---
    What wrong, Koro Sensei? Isn't this a little too gung ho?
[08:48] ---
    Hmm? Not at all!\n
[08:52] ---
    We need the E Class to remain as it is.\n
[09:01] ---
    You know, he does look pretty beat.\n
[09:04] ---
    Maybe now's our chance!\n
[09:06] ---
    Why's he teachering this hard, anyway?\n
[09:11] ---
    All to get your test scores up!\nIf that happens...\n
[09:17] ---
    Koro Sensei!\n
[09:19] ---
    I got a good score--thanks to you!\n
[09:21] ---
    "Students gazing at him with respect"\nI can't live without your classes, Koro Sensei!\n
[09:24] ---
    "Students gazing at him with respect"\nI could never kill you!\n
[09:26] ---
    "Local big-chested college students"\nOh, sir, help us study, too!\n
[09:28] ---
    "who've heard how good he is"\nOh, sir, help us study, too!\n
[09:29] ---
    ...and with no fear of being killed,\nI'll be rolling in good fortune!\n
[09:35] ---
    Uh,\n
[09:36] ---
    the whole studying part is fine and all...\n
[09:39] ---
    Yeah, but if we assassinate him,\nwe get ten billion yen.\n
[09:43] ---
    And with ten billion, you don't need\ngood grades to live the good life!\n
[09:48] ---
    I-Is that what you think?!\n
[09:50] ---
    We're the End Class, Koro Sensei.\n
[09:53] ---
    Assassination is way more\naccessible to us than any exam.\n
[09:59] ---
    Ah. I see how it is.\n
[10:03] ---
    How what is?\n
[10:06] ---
    You still don't have what\nit takes to be assassins.\n
[10:12] ---
    Out into the schoolyard, all of you!\n
[10:24] ---
    What's the big idea, sendin' us\nall out into the yard like this?\n
[10:27] ---
    Who knows? A bad mood\ncame over him all of a sudden.\n
[10:31] ---
    One good thing about the E Class system\n
[10:34] ---
    is its built-in remedial process.\n
[10:37] ---
    By scoring in the top 50 of\n186 students on periodic exams\n
[10:42] ---
    and receiving permission from\ntheir former teacher to return,\n
[10:46] ---
    they can leave this outcast E Class.\n
[10:49] ---
    However,\n
[10:50] ---
    it's too difficult to meet these\nconditions given their poor grades\n
[10:55] ---
    in this inferior academic environment.\n
[10:58] ---
    Most E Class students,\n
[11:00] ---
    with their sense of inferiority\nthat remediation is far out of reach,\n
[11:03] ---
    accept this harsh discrimination.\n
[11:07] ---
    What do you mean, hurry up?\n
[11:09] ---
    Koro Sensei asked us to bring you.\n
[11:12] ---
    Ms. Irina, let me ask you something\nas a professional assassin.\n
[11:17] ---
    What is all this?
[11:19] ---
    When you're on a job, do you\nhave one single plan prepared?\n
[11:25] ---
    No...\n
[11:26] ---
    It's not often that my\nmain plan goes as expected.\n
[11:30] ---
    Making more detailed backup plans\nin preparation for any contingencies\n
[11:34] ---
    is Assassination 101.\n
[11:36] ---
    And you, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[11:39] ---
    When you teach knife skills, is the\nfirst strike the only important one?\n
[11:46] ---
    The first strike is of course\nthe most important,\n
[11:49] ---
    but your next move matters, too.\n
[11:51] ---
    Against a powerful foe,\n
[11:53] ---
    your first blow is likely to be dodged,\n
[11:56] ---
    so the precision with which you can\nland your second and third blows\n
[12:00] ---
    can decide the fight.\n
[12:02] ---
    Look, what are you getting at?\n
[12:06] ---
    As your teachers have said,\n
[12:08] ---
    having a trusty second step is what\nmakes for a confident assassin.\n
[12:13] ---
    But what about you?\n
[12:16] ---
    "We've got assassination, and that's enough,"\n
[12:19] ---
    you think, and down go your academic goals.\n
[12:22] ---
    You're just trying not to face the\nreason for your inferiority complex.\n
[12:28] ---
    What if I got away from this classroom?\n
[12:32] ---
    If another killer managed to do me in?\n
[12:36] ---
    Without the assassination\nyou rely on, all you're left with\n
[12:39] ---
    is good ol' E Class inferiority.\n
[12:43] ---
    A word of advice from me to you,\nas you walk that fine line:\n
[12:49] ---
    Those who can't wield a second blade\n
[12:52] ---
    aren't qualified to be an assassin!\n
[13:04] ---
    What the--?!\n
[13:05] ---
    There's a huge tornado\non the E Class's mountain!\n
[13:10] ---
    Show-off.\n
[13:25] ---
    The yard was very uneven and\nfull of weeds. I tidied it up.\n
[13:35] ---
    I am a super-creature capable\nof wiping out the Earth.\n
[13:39] ---
    Flattening out this area\nhere is a piece of cake.\n
[13:44] ---
    If you can't show me\nthat trusty second blade,\n
[13:49] ---
    I'll know there's no assassin in\nthis classroom worth taking me on,\n
[13:54] ---
    and I'll flatten this entire campus before I go.\n
[13:58] ---
    A second blade? When?\n
[14:02] ---
    Tomorrow, of course.\n
[14:06] ---
    I want all of you in the top 50\nafter tomorrow's midterms.\n
[14:13] ---
    I've already been developing\nyour second blades.\n
[14:18] ---
    I don't use the doltish teaching\nmethods they do at the main campus.\n
[14:23] ---
    Wield those blades with all confidence!\n
[14:28] ---
    Succeed in your mission and hold\nyour head high, smiling, unashamed.\n
[14:33] ---
    You are proud assassins--\nand proud members of the E Class!\n
[14:39] ---
    Then...\n
[14:41] ---
    ...it was midterm time.\n
[14:55] ---
    "3-E Midterms" "First Period: Math"\n
[15:05] ---
    All students took these\nexams at the main campus,\n
[15:10] ---
    which means it was an away game\nonly for us E Class students.\n
[15:26] ---
    One knife isn't enough to kill it!\nWhat's with this Question 4?!\n
[15:31] ---
    "Question 4"\n
[15:41] ---
    I was well aware...\n
[15:45] ---
    ...that our school's exams are the pits.\n
[15:49] ---
    Oh, no... I don't know where to begin!\n
[15:53] ---
    If this keeps up, this question...\n
[15:59] ---
    ...will do me in!\n
[16:09] ---
    Seriously? You'll really leave if\nthey don't all make the top fifty?\n
[16:14] ---
    Yes.\n
[16:16] ---
    No way in hell! They've had the\nworst grades until just recently!\n
[16:21] ---
    I wonder. I don't know about the past,\nbut they're my students now.\n
[16:28] ---
    When you're in a tight spot, protect yourself.\n
[16:32] ---
    That's the weapon I've given them.\n
[16:41] ---
    I'm sure I taught you this.\n
[16:43] ---
    That's no mystery monster.\n
[16:46] ---
    "Question 4"\n
[16:47] ---
    Start by observing that fin carefully.\n
[16:50] ---
    See? On closer inspection, it's just a fin.\n
[16:54] ---
    Look carefully at each part\nof the question one by one,\n
[16:57] ---
    then string them all together to see the whole:\n
[17:00] ---
    "Question 4"\n
[17:00] ---
    "Question 4"\nSee? What a trivial adversary!\n
[17:04] ---
    Now use your blade to cook it up.\n
[17:10] ---
    I got it!\n
[17:14] ---
    The trick to working out the\nimportant parts of a question--\n
[17:19] ---
    it's all just like Koro Sensei taught us!\n
[17:32] ---
    This question...\n
[17:36] ---
    ...is dead meat!\n
[17:39] ---
    And the next one!\n
[17:41] ---
    And the one after that!\n
[17:43] ---
    And--\n
[17:56] ---
    "Question 11"\n
[18:05] ---
    And then an unseen question\nbeat us to death from behind.\n
[18:13] ---
    What's the meaning of this?\n
[18:17] ---
    I felt the test was markedly\nlacking in fairness.\n
[18:20] ---
    That's strange.\n
[18:21] ---
    "Nagisa Shiota - Ranked 105th of 186."\nYou should have been notified.\n
[18:24] ---
    "Yuma Isogai - Ranked 68th of 186."\nMaybe some kind of communication slip-up on your end?\n
[18:27] ---
    I mean, you never come to the main campus.\n
[18:28] ---
    "Ryoma Terasaka - Ranked 159th of 186."\nI mean, you never come to the main campus.\n
[18:31] ---
    I can't say there was--\nand regardless, this is highly unusual.\n
[18:37] ---
    Two days before the exams,\n
[18:39] ---
    and you broaden the scope to cover all subjects?
[18:41] ---
    You don't seem to understand, uh, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[18:45] ---
    We are a prep school.\n
[18:48] ---
    Testing students on last-minute\ncramming is part of our policies.\n
[18:54] ---
    Why, the main-campus students\nhad the principal himself\n
[18:58] ---
    take the stage and give a splendid\nlecture about the changes.\n
[19:06] ---
    Is there nothing that man won't do\nin the name of his own doctrine?\n
[19:13] ---
    They've put us in a fine spot.\n
[19:16] ---
    If he leaves the E Class, we lose everything.\n
[19:30] ---
    I take all responsibility.\n
[19:33] ---
    I seem to have underestimated\nthe system at this school.\n
[19:38] ---
    I can't bear to face you.\n
[19:46] ---
    You sure?\n
[19:48] ---
    If you can't face us,\nyou can't see me coming to kill you.\n
[19:53] ---
    Karma! I'm very depressed right now, and--\n
[19:59] ---
    Changing the questions didn't matter to me.\n
[20:03] ---
    Whoa!\n
[20:04] ---
    100 in math? No way!\n
[20:07] ---
    With my grades, you taught...\n
[20:09] ---
    --We've come this far, so why not move further ahead?\n--...more than you had to.\n
[20:12] ---
    So I could handle the questions \neven if they'd changed their scope.\n
[20:16] ---
    --You're great at this, Karma.\n--Still,\n
[20:18] ---
    I won't be leaving.\n
[20:21] ---
    Assassination is way more fun\nthan going back to my old class.\n
[20:26] ---
    So what's the plan?\n
[20:29] ---
    You gonna use our not all\nmaking it into the top fifty\n
[20:33] ---
    as an excuse to turn tail and run?\n
[20:36] ---
    You're just afraid of being killed, that's all.\n
[20:48] ---
    Oh, is that it? You were afraid!\n
[20:52] ---
    You should have just told us!\n
[20:54] ---
    Right? Like, "I'm scared\nand want to run away!"\n
[21:03] ---
    I am not running away!
[21:05] ---
    Oh? Then what?\n
[21:08] ---
    We'll get revenge on them\ntwofold in the end-of-term exams!\n
[21:13] ---
    This is no laughing matter!\n
[21:15] ---
    Honestly!\n
[21:16] ---
    We ran smack into a wall\nthere with our midterms,\n
[21:18] ---
    --Aren't you thoroughly disappointed?!\n--a big thick wall surrounding the E Class.\n
[21:23] ---
    \n--But inside, I was proud.\n
[21:25] ---
    --Ready, now, after me: fight! --But inside, I was proud.
[21:27] ---
    --Ready, now, after me: fight! --Proud to be in the E Class.
[21:42] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:49] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:55] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
    *Shine again *

7 - School Trip Time/1st Period

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[00:07] ---
    Nagisa, you figure out\neveryone in your group yet?\n
[00:10] ---
    My group?\n
[00:11] ---
    When you're all set, tell me--\nyour class president--or Isogai, okay?\n
[00:16] ---
    "Kyoto"\nHave you forgotten?\n
[00:17] ---
    "Kyoto"\nOur class trip is next week!\n
[00:19] ---
    Honestly, who has a class trip\nthis early in Year 3?\n
[00:23] ---
    I can't say I approve.\n
[00:26] ---
    --You're totally into it!\n--An apprentice geisha?!\n
[00:28] ---
    And it looks good on him!\n
[00:30] ---
    Saw right through me.\n
[00:32] ---
    Yes, in fact, I can hardly wait\nto go on this trip with you.\n
[00:36] ---
    First exams, then a class trip.\n
[00:38] ---
    Even an assassination classroom\nhas a jam-packed schedule.\n
[00:47] ---
    *The theory... of savage youth! *
[00:57] ---
    *I only speak when it's time to act *
[01:00] ---
    *I know that's pretty cool
[01:02] ---
    (Searching for our target: we're savage) *
[01:05] ---
    *Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
[01:09] ---
    *Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
[01:16] ---
    *What's this wave of irritation? *
[01:19] ---
    *Proof of our existence? *
[01:22] ---
    *Look up at the moon and up you go *
[01:26] ---
    *C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
[01:30] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[01:34] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[01:37] ---
    *The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
[01:44] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
[01:47] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
[01:50] ---
    "Whatever" is easy to say *
[01:54] ---
    *But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
[02:00] ---
    *But still: youth, to the future! *
[02:13] ---
    "Episode 7: School Trip Time/1st Period"\n
[02:17] ---
    As you know, next week is our\ntwo-night school trip to Kyoto.\n
[02:22] ---
    Not to put a damper on your enthusiasm,\nbut you're still on duty.\n
[02:27] ---
    You mean we can assassinate him there?\n
[02:29] ---
    Precisely.\n
[02:30] ---
    Kyoto is far larger and more\ncomplex than this school,\n
[02:34] ---
    and you'll be moving in\ngroups that he'll be following.\n
[02:40] ---
    It's an ideal location for snipers.\n
[02:43] ---
    The government has already arranged\nfor sharpshooters to join you.\n
[02:46] ---
    If they succeed, they'll\nshare in the ten billion yen\n
[02:49] ---
    based on the degree of their contribution.\n
[02:52] ---
    Be sure to pick\nassassination-friendly tour routes.\n
[02:55] ---
    Yes, sir.\n
[03:00] ---
    School trip groups, huh?\nHey, Karma--want to be in my group?\n
[03:05] ---
    Yeah, okay.\n
[03:07] ---
    You sure about that, Karma?\n
[03:09] ---
    You won't be pickin' fights and\ngettin' into trouble on our trip, right?\n
[03:12] ---
    No sweat.\n
[03:14] ---
    When I fight offsite, I make\nsure to silence any witnesses--\n
[03:18] ---
    the whole thing stays hush-hush.\n
[03:20] ---
    C'mon! You can't let him in our group!\n
[03:24] ---
    But we are old friends...
[03:25] ---
    Where's our fourth?\nNagisa, Sugino, Kayano, and...?\n
[03:30] ---
    Oh, I invited Okuda!\n
[03:32] ---
    We need six. Shouldn't our\nlast member be a girl?\n
[03:36] ---
    I knew this time would come.\nI asked her a looong time ago:\n
[03:41] ---
    How 'bout the class idol, Kanzaki?\n
[03:44] ---
    No objections here!\n
[03:46] ---
    Kanzaki doesn't stand out,\nbut she's popular with all of us.\n
[03:50] ---
    No one would mind being\nin the same group with her.\n
[03:55] ---
    Thanks for having me, Nagisa.\n
[03:57] ---
    Yeah, sure.\n
[03:58] ---
    Okay, now to figure out\nwhere we're going to go!\n
[04:00] ---
    Yeah! Where should we start?\n
[04:02] ---
    What children. A school trip is too little,\ntoo late to someone like me\n
[04:05] ---
    who's been all over the world.\n
[04:08] ---
    Then stay home, Professor Bitch.\n
[04:10] ---
    Keep the garden watered, 'kay?\n
[04:12] ---
    Hey, where should we go on Day 2?\n
[04:14] ---
    Maybe start in Higashiyama?\n
[04:16] ---
    --Think how assassination would fit in.\n--But this route's more fun!\n
[04:20] ---
    What the--?! Don't you leave\nme out of your exciting plans!\n
[04:23] ---
    Argh! Look, do you want\nto come or don't you?\n
[04:26] ---
    Shut up! I suppose I have\nno choice but to go along!\n
[04:31] ---
    One for each of you!\n
[04:33] ---
    What are they?\n
[04:34] ---
    School trip guidebooks.\n
[04:36] ---
    S-So heavy!\n
[04:37] ---
    They're practically dictionaries!\n
[04:39] ---
    Every sightseeing spot illustrated,\nthe top 100 souvenirs,\n
[04:42] ---
    and travel self-defense how-to's\nfrom square one to practical use!\n
[04:44] ---
    I stayed up all last night making them!\n
[04:46] ---
    This first edition comes with\na papercraft model of Kinkakuji!\n
[04:49] ---
    Just how psyched are you for this?!
[04:51] ---
    3-E is the assassination classroom.\n
[04:54] ---
    Even I was psyched for this class trip,\nwhich would make our days\n
[04:57] ---
    even more jam-packed than usual.\n
[05:04] ---
    Whoa...\n
[05:06] ---
    The A through D classes are riding first-class!\n
[05:08] ---
    We're the only ones in coach. Like always.\n
[05:12] ---
    Those are the rules at our school--\n
[05:15] ---
    and they were explained when you came here.\n
[05:17] ---
    Students with exceptional grades\nget priority use of school funds.\n
[05:21] ---
    Oh, dear--is that the stench of poverty I smell?\n
[05:25] ---
    Do pardon me.\n
[05:31] ---
    Greetings, students.\n
[05:34] ---
    Professor Bitch, what's with\nthe Hollywood starlet look?\n
[05:40] ---
    It's a given for any assassin\nwho uses her womanly wiles.\n
[05:44] ---
    A good woman doesn't neglect\nfashion just because she's traveling.\n
[05:47] ---
    You stick out like a sore thumb. Go change.\n
[05:49] ---
    That's not what a teacher chaperone looks like.\n
[05:52] ---
    Don't be so strict, Karasuma!\nThese brats are going on a grown-up trip--\n
[05:56] ---
    Take it off. Now.\n
[06:02] ---
    Who's chaperoning who?\n
[06:04] ---
    Guess she's a little disconnected\nfrom regular people,\n
[06:06] ---
    seeing as she's only ever\nkilled rich guys before.\n
[06:11] ---
    Okay, so if we corner him there...\n
[06:13] ---
    Woo-hoo! The Road to Riches!\n
[06:14] ---
    --I'll edit it up later.\n--Wow, cool!\n
[06:19] ---
    Huh?\n
[06:20] ---
    The train's left the station...\nbut where's Koro Sensei?\n
[06:24] ---
    Why are you stuck to\nthe window, Koro Sensei?!\n
[06:27] ---
    Well, I was buying snacks in\nthe station and was late boarding,\n
[06:30] ---
    so I'll tag along like this\ntill the next station.\n
[06:33] ---
    Oh, and don't worry--\n
[06:36] ---
    this camouflage just makes it look like my clothes and luggage
[06:39] ---
    are stuck onto the train.\n
[06:40] ---
    That's not normal in the slightest!\n
[06:43] ---
    It sure is tiring, trying not\nto stand out while traveling.\n
[06:49] ---
    Then don't bring such an enormous suitcase.\n
[06:51] ---
    You already stand out enough.\n
[06:54] ---
    Isn't it iffy, a state secret\nbeing so obvious out in public?\n
[06:58] ---
    And close up, that disguise won't fool anyone.\n
[07:02] ---
    Koro Sensei...\n
[07:03] ---
    Here.\n
[07:05] ---
    First we'll fix that droopy nose of yours.\n
[07:08] ---
    Wow! What a fantastic fit!\n
[07:10] ---
    I carved it so it'll fit the\nroundness and spirit of your face.\n
[07:14] ---
    Making stuff like that is a specialty of mine.\n
[07:16] ---
    That's amazing, Sugaya!\n
[07:18] ---
    \n--He looks infinitesimally more natural!\n
[07:19] ---
    --You always see new sides of people when you travel together.\n--He looks infinitesimally more natural!\n
[07:23] ---
    Yeah, and depending how this trip turns out,\n
[07:26] ---
    who knows what true colors will be revealed?\n
[07:28] ---
    Hey, I'm going on a drink run.\nWho wants what?\n
[07:33] ---
    Oh, I'll come, too!\n
[07:35] ---
    Me, too!\n
[07:39] ---
    Oh, excuse me.\n
[07:39] ---
    "Staff Only"\nOh, excuse me.\n
[07:41] ---
    "Staff Only"\n
[07:46] ---
    What school're they from?
[07:48] ---
    Probably Kunugigaoka.\n
[07:50] ---
    Wow, so a whole bunch of\nsuper-smart lads and ladies, eh?\n
[07:54] ---
    But that one didn't seem too special, did she?\n
[07:57] ---
    Say... how about we teach 'em a lesson in Kyoto?\n
[08:00] ---
    "School Trip Itinerary"\nSay... how about we teach 'em a lesson in Kyoto?\n
[08:02] ---
    Say... how about we teach 'em a lesson in Kyoto?\n
[08:06] ---
    "Arrival in Kyoto"\n
[08:07] ---
    "A-D Classes: Arrival at Luxury Hotel"\n
[08:08] ---
    "E Class: Arrival at Traditional Inn"\n
[08:12] ---
    So he gets all sick and groggy\non bullet trains and buses?\n
[08:15] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #8:\nProne to motion sickness"\n
[08:17] ---
    Are you all right? Why don't\nyou lie down in your room?\n
[08:20] ---
    No need to worry.\nI'll just pop back to Tokyo.\n
[08:25] ---
    I forgot my pillow.\n
[08:27] ---
    All that luggage and you still forgot something?!
[08:29] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #9:\nCan't sleep without his own pillow"\n
[08:33] ---
    Well, Kanzaki? Did you find the itinerary?\n
[08:36] ---
    Nnno...\n
[08:37] ---
    You're so earnest, Kanzaki. I admire\nyour putting that itinerary together\n
[08:41] ---
    all by yourself.\n
[08:43] ---
    But never fear. As long as you have\none of my handmade guidebooks,\n
[08:46] ---
    everything will be fine.\n
[08:48] ---
    But we wrote up an itinerary because\nwe didn't want to lug those around!\n
[08:51] ---
    I know I put it in my bag... Did I drop it somewhere?
[08:56] ---
    "Hotel Nightmare"\n
[08:58] ---
    Oh, and tomorrow's a free-study day in Kyoto.\n
[09:02] ---
    Shut up and listen! Just behave\nuntil this school trip's over, okay?\n
[09:07] ---
    So this is the route\nthose brats'll be taking tomorrow...\n
[09:14] ---
    Nagisa, this might be a\ngood assassination spot.\n
[09:18] ---
    Can the snipers see it?\n
[09:21] ---
    This is one weird school trip.\n
[09:23] ---
    You bet it is. But it's fun.\n
[09:26] ---
    We're here in Kyoto and all--I want green-tea warabimochi dumplings!
[09:30] ---
    Then why don't we put some poison in them?\n
[09:33] ---
    What for?!\n
[09:34] ---
    Koro Sensei has a major sweet tooth.\n
[09:37] ---
    Nice: poison him with famous local treats.\n
[09:39] ---
    What a waste of good dumplings!\n
[09:42] ---
    If only there was a poison\nthat actually worked on him...\n
[09:47] ---
    Y'know, I wanted to forget\nabout assassination on this trip.\n
[09:53] ---
    I mean, look at these sights!\n
[09:54] ---
    What does any of this have\nto do with assassination?\n
[09:57] ---
    You'd be surprised.\n
[09:59] ---
    "Inoshikacho Sushi-Go-Round"\n
[10:00] ---
    "Here marks where Ryoma Sakamoto"\nRyoma Sakamoto... You mean--\n
[10:02] ---
    "and Shintaro Nakaoka met with disaster"\nRyoma Sakamoto... You mean--\n
[10:03] ---
    "and Shintaro Nakaoka met with disaster"\nYeah:\n
[10:04] ---
    this is where Omiya was, the inn\nwhere Sakamoto was assassinated\n
[10:08] ---
    in 1867.\n
[10:09] ---
    And walk a little further and\nyou'll be at Honnoji Temple,\n
[10:13] ---
    though its location's\nshifted a little over time.\n
[10:15] ---
    Oh, right...\n
[10:16] ---
    Nobunaga Oda's death was\na kind of assassination, too.\n
[10:20] ---
    In just this one kilometer, some\nbig-name assassinations went down.\n
[10:26] ---
    This city's always been the heart of Japan;\n
[10:28] ---
    well, it's also the mecca of assassinations.\n
[10:30] ---
    I get it. Now that you mention it,\nthis is turnin' out to be\n
[10:33] ---
    a real assassination vacation.\n
[10:35] ---
    All those targets were people\nwho had a huge effect on the world.\n
[10:42] ---
    The Earth-destroying Koro Sensei\nwas a textbook target.\n
[10:47] ---
    Next up is Yasaka Shrine.\n
[10:49] ---
    Yep!\n
[10:50] ---
    Oh, c'mon, let's take a rest.\nI want some sugary Kyoto coffee.\n
[10:55] ---
    Yeah, let's have some!\n
[11:00] ---
    Wow, Gion is practically\ndeserted this far inside.\n
[11:04] ---
    Yeah, with all these places\nthat turn away newcomers,\n
[11:08] ---
    no one much comes here\njust to wander around,\n
[11:11] ---
    and you don't need a nice unobstructed view.\n
[11:13] ---
    That's why I put it on my ideal course:\n
[11:15] ---
    it's perfect for an assassination.\n
[11:18] ---
    That's our Kanzaki!\nYou've really done your homework!\n
[11:21] ---
    This is where we'll do the deed, then!\n
[11:23] ---
    "Perfect" is right.\n
[11:25] ---
    Why are ya walkin' around\nsomewhere that's ripe for a kidnappin'?\n
[11:50] ---
    Something tells me you fellows\naren't here for sightseeing.\n
[11:55] ---
    Well, we ain't here for you. Hand over the girls and get lo--
[12:00] ---
    See, Nagisa? Fighting's no problem\nat all when there's no witnesses.\n
[12:05] ---
    W-Whoa!\n
[12:06] ---
    I'm gonna stab ya!\n
[12:10] ---
    Stab me? As if.\n
[12:13] ---
    No! What--\n
[12:15] ---
    --Don't!\n--Get it now?\n
[12:20] ---
    Karma!\n
[12:21] ---
    Hey! Knock it off!\n
[12:25] ---
    Get the car!\n
[12:28] ---
    That'll teach you junior-high\nkids to mess with us.\n
[12:32] ---
    Appearing right before our eyes\nwas a pack of high-schoolers.\n
[12:36] ---
    It was an assault by mystery\ncreatures a full size larger than us.\n
[12:46] ---
    Nagisa! Sugino!\n
[12:51] ---
    Everyone okay?\n
[12:54] ---
    Thank goodness you're all right, Okuda...\n
[12:57] ---
    I'm sorry--I just ran and hid.\n
[13:01] ---
    No, you did the right thing.\n
[13:04] ---
    They're no strangers to crime, those guys.\n
[13:07] ---
    Even if we report them,\nit won't be over that quickly.\n
[13:11] ---
    Although...\n
[13:13] ---
    I'd like to handle their execution myself.
[13:17] ---
    But... how are we gonna find them?\n
[13:26] ---
    I called up our buddies.\n
[13:28] ---
    Got everything ready for a little\ncommemorative photo shoot, too.\n
[13:31] ---
    Make as much noise as you want--\nno one'll hear you here.\n
[13:36] ---
    You.\n
[13:37] ---
    I thought I'd seen you somewhere before.\n
[13:40] ---
    This is you, right?\n
[13:42] ---
    At a Tokyo arcade last summer?\n
[13:47] ---
    I told my buddy to let me know\nif he found me the right girl.\n
[13:50] ---
    Had plans to kidnap you,\nbut then lost sight of you.\n
[13:56] ---
    Who knew you were a student\nat that famous junior high?\n
[14:00] ---
    But look, I get it.\n
[14:01] ---
    The higher you are,\nthe deeper you wanna fall.\n
[14:06] ---
    Well, from now until nightfall,\nthe Professor of Ruin\n
[14:10] ---
    will teach you alllll about that.\n
[14:15] ---
    "There's a tendency to let down\nyour guard while traveling."\n
[14:17] ---
    "When a Group Member Has Been Abducted"...\n
[14:19] ---
    What normal guidebook would have that eventuality?!
[14:23] ---
    Koro Sensei is insanely diligent.\nHe's got everything in here.\n
[14:27] ---
    Even "Recovering From the Shock\nof Seeing Souvenirs Bought in Kyoto\n
[14:30] ---
    Being Sold in a Tokyo Department Store."\n
[14:32] ---
    What else did he think of?\n
[14:35] ---
    "Cheering Up Your Lonely Self\nAfter Seeing a Lovey-Dovey Couple\n
[14:37] ---
    on the Banks of the Kamo River"?\n
[14:39] ---
    That's none of his business!\n
[14:42] ---
    It's calmed us down, anyway.\n
[14:44] ---
    Everything we need to do is right there.\n
[14:49] ---
    That picture... So even our earnest\nKanzaki went through a phase.\n
[14:55] ---
    Didn't see that coming.\n
[14:56] ---
    Yeah...\n
[14:59] ---
    My dad was really strict--always after me\n
[15:02] ---
    to get a good education\nand a prestigious title.\n
[15:06] ---
    I wanted to get away from all that,\n
[15:09] ---
    so I'd take off my famous\nschool's uniform, change my look,\n
[15:14] ---
    and hang out where no one knew me.\n
[15:17] ---
    How dumb can you get? The only title\nall that playing around ever got me\n
[15:21] ---
    was "End Class."\n
[15:24] ---
    I don't know where I belong anymore.\n
[15:28] ---
    Whyncha hang out with us?\nWe're totally anti-titles here!\n
[15:34] ---
    We trash those elitist bastards.\n
[15:37] ---
    Or maybe just put 'em back\nthe way they were, like?\n
[15:42] ---
    Oh, yeah, we done\npuh-lenty of that kinda stuff.\n
[15:47] ---
    You're the worst.\n
[15:51] ---
    You some kind of elitist,\nlookin' down at us like that? Huh?\n
[15:55] ---
    I'll pull you down to our level, all right!\n
[15:59] ---
    Now, when you get back to your rooms,\nyou stay real cool and say,\n
[16:04] ---
    "We were just having\nsome fun singing karaoke."\n
[16:08] ---
    Do that and no one gets hurt.\n
[16:10] ---
    Let's get together once\nwe're all back in Tokyo, eh?\n
[16:13] ---
    Maybe while we reminisce\nover our fun vacation photos...\n
[16:20] ---
    Oh, that's them.\n
[16:22] ---
    Our photographers have arr--\n
[16:30] ---
    School Trip Guidebook, page 1243:\n
[16:34] ---
    "What to Do When a Group\nMember Has Been Abducted."\n
[16:38] ---
    "If you have no leads on the perpetrator,\n
[16:40] ---
    first use the content of your\nconversation and any verbal quirks\n
[16:43] ---
    to determine if he/she is from the local area.\n
[16:46] ---
    If not, and if he/she was\nwearing a school uniform,\n
[16:49] ---
    see page 1334."\n
[16:53] ---
    "You may be up against another\nstudent on a school trip,\n
[16:57] ---
    stirring up trouble."\n
[16:59] ---
    You're here!\n
[17:00] ---
    I-It's you! How'd you know we were here?!\n
[17:03] ---
    "Being unfamiliar with the area,\n
[17:05] ---
    the perp can't go too far after the abduction,\n
[17:08] ---
    but will choose a secluded spot nearby.\n
[17:11] ---
    If this is the case,\nsee page 134 of the appendix.\n
[17:15] ---
    My Mach 20 bird's-eye-view map\nof abductor hideouts may help."\n
[17:22] ---
    That guidebook's amazing!\nThat's the perfect way to foil an abduction!\n
[17:27] ---
    I guess we should take it with us after all!\n
[17:31] ---
    That's no guidebook I ever heard of!\n
[17:34] ---
    So? What's it going to be, fellows?\n
[17:37] ---
    You've already done so much!\n
[17:40] ---
    You'll be spending the rest of your trip...\n
[17:44] ---
    ...in the hospital.\n
[17:49] ---
    Hmph! You junior-high brats, actin' all tough...\n
[17:53] ---
    Those'll be the buddies I called.\n
[17:55] ---
    They're the worst badasses\nyou goody two-shoes have ever--\n
[18:01] ---
    The w-worst--whaaat?!\n
[18:04] ---
    No badasses here. I took care of them all.\n
[18:09] ---
    Koro Sensei!\n
[18:10] ---
    Sorry I'm late. I was letting you handle this\n
[18:14] ---
    while I searched elsewhere\nwith a fine-tooth comb.\n
[18:17] ---
    And, uh, why are you hiding\nyour face like some stagehand?\n
[18:21] ---
    This is an act of violence, and\nI'm afraid you'll associate this face\n
[18:24] ---
    with me being violent.\n
[18:25] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #10:\nWorries about keeping up appearances"\n
[18:28] ---
    Nagisa, you had the guidebook,\nso I could be alerted right away.\n
[18:34] ---
    Th-This is your teacher? Bullshit!\n
[18:37] ---
    Who's he think he is, lookin' like that?!\n
[18:40] ---
    "Bullshit," you say?\n
[18:42] ---
    That's my line.
[18:48] ---
    What'd he do? He's too fast to see!\n
[18:55] ---
    Don't be touching my students\nwith your filthy hands,\n
[18:59] ---
    slow enough for a fly to land on them.\n
[19:05] ---
    So even the teachers are\nspecial at elite schools...\n
[19:09] ---
    You're lookin' down on us\n'cause of your rank, aren't you?\n
[19:12] ---
    Makin' fun of me for bein'\na stupid high-schooler!\n
[19:15] ---
    We're not elite.\n
[19:18] ---
    They're students at a\nfamous school, that's true.\n
[19:23] ---
    But they're considered the school outcasts.\n
[19:27] ---
    Their class name is the\nobject of discrimination.\n
[19:31] ---
    And yet,\n
[19:32] ---
    they take on so many things\nwith a positive attitude.\n
[19:39] ---
    They wouldn't drag others\ndown with them--not like you.\n
[19:49] ---
    It has nothing to do with\nour school or my title.\n
[19:52] ---
    Be they in a clear stream or a muddy river,\n
[19:56] ---
    the fish who swim forward turn out the finest.\n
[20:02] ---
    Now then, students, let's take care of them.\n
[20:07] ---
    We'll teach them a physical lesson\non the fundamentals of school trips.\n
[20:16] ---
    When did they come up from behind?\n
[20:19] ---
    And they didn't waste any time takin' out those cudgels...\n
[20:22] ---
    "School Trip Guidebook"\nAnd they didn't waste any time takin' out those cudgels...\n
[20:25] ---
    We picked...\n
[20:28] ---
    ...the wrongest bunch to hassle...\n
[20:32] ---
    For a while there, I didn't know what was gonna happen.
[20:35] ---
    If it'd been just him and me,\nI'm sure it would've worked out.\n
[20:39] ---
    Quit scarin' me!\n
[20:43] ---
    Thank goodness! You okay, Kanzaki?\n
[20:47] ---
    Yes, fine.\n
[20:50] ---
    What happened, Kanzaki?\n
[20:53] ---
    No one would blame you for being\nshaken up after that terrible event.\n
[20:56] ---
    But instead, you look like you've\nshaken off all your hesitation.\n
[21:01] ---
    That's right, Koro Sensei! And thank you.\n
[21:06] ---
    Not at all.\n
[21:09] ---
    Shall we get on with our school trip, then?\n
[21:12] ---
    Hey, our group never got to\ntry our assassination attempt.\n
[21:16] ---
    It really wasn't the time or place for that.\n
[21:18] ---
    We'll just kill him tomorrow.\n
[21:22] ---
    I do hope you can.\n
[21:24] ---
    Inconveniently enough, our target\nis our ever-dependable teacher.\n
[21:42] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:49] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:55] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
    *Shine again *

8 - School Trip Time/2nd Period

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[00:07] ---
    ♪ First you take the Earth ♪\n
[00:10] ---
    ♪ Then put a bean in Tokyo ♪\n
[00:14] ---
    ♪ And another bean in Sichuan, China ♪\n
[00:17] ---
    ♪ Leave contrails as you fly\nfrom Dubai to Hawaii ♪\n
[00:22] ---
    ♪ Back to Dubai over the Philippines ♪\n
[00:26] ---
    ♪ And then! North-south between\nHawaii and Dubai every 25 degrees ♪\n
[00:33] ---
    ♪ And voilà: Koro Sensei! ♪\n
[00:33] ---
    "The Koro Sensei Drawing Song"\n♪ And voilà: Koro Sensei! ♪\n
[00:37] ---
    "The Koro Sensei Drawing Song" Now you try!
[00:39] ---
    "The Koro Sensei Drawing Song"\nYeah, right!\n
[00:45] ---
    *The theory... of savage youth! *
[00:55] ---
    *I only speak when it's time to act *
[00:58] ---
    *I know that's pretty cool
[01:00] ---
    (Searching for our target: we're savage) *
[01:03] ---
    *Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
[01:07] ---
    *Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
[01:14] ---
    *What's this wave of irritation? *
[01:17] ---
    *Proof of our existence? *
[01:20] ---
    *Look up at the moon and up you go *
[01:24] ---
    *C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
[01:28] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[01:32] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[01:35] ---
    *The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
[01:42] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
[01:45] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
[01:48] ---
    "Whatever" is easy to say *
[01:52] ---
    *But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
[01:58] ---
    *But still: youth, to the future! *
[02:04] ---
    C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth!
[02:11] ---
    "Episode 8: School Trip Time/2nd Period"\n
[02:18] ---
    Your target this time is a teacher\nleading students on a school trip.\n
[02:24] ---
    You may have heard that\nthis teacher is not human.\n
[02:28] ---
    It's not that I doubt your skill...\n
[02:31] ---
    ...but make all necessary preparations.\n
[02:35] ---
    The name is Red Eye. I'm an assassin--a sniper.\n
[02:47] ---
    Wow! With no windows, you can really feel it move!\n
[02:48] ---
    "School Trip, Day 2: Free Time, Group 1"\nWow! With no windows, you can really feel it move!\n
[02:51] ---
    It's so open, I won't get trainsick--\nand 25 KPH is nice and fast.\n
[02:58] ---
    Says Mr. Mach 20.\n
[03:02] ---
    Almost there...\n
[03:04] ---
    The sniper spot we've chosen...\n
[03:08] ---
    ...is a famous stop along\nthe Sagano Tram line...\n
[03:14] ---
    The Hozu River Bridge.\n
[03:16] ---
    We'll be making a brief stop on the bridge.\n
[03:20] ---
    Oh, look, Koro Sensei!\n
[03:23] ---
    They're going downstream!\n
[03:25] ---
    Let me see!\n
[03:26] ---
    Ooh!\n
[03:28] ---
    Our high sign to the sniper\n
[03:31] ---
    is the moment Koro Sensei leans\nout the window to look at the boat!\n
[03:37] ---
    I downed a target at two klicks\n
[03:40] ---
    during a sandstorm in the Middle East.\n
[03:44] ---
    Under these conditions,\nthis'll be a lead-pipe cinch.\n
[03:48] ---
    Well? That should've been a headshot...\n
[03:52] ---
    He stopped it with a yatsuhashi?!
[03:55] ---
    Whoops! Found a tiny bone in my Kyoto sweet.\n
[03:58] ---
    That could've been ugly!\n
[04:02] ---
    Inconceivable!\n
[04:03] ---
    A high-spin rifle bullet,\n
[04:05] ---
    stopped cold by a soft and chewy yatsuhashi?
[04:09] ---
    Just how fast do I need to be?!\n
[04:13] ---
    Now I understand the ten billion yen bounty.\n
[04:18] ---
    We've been tasked with killing\none extraordinary monster.\n
[04:23] ---
    This'll be fun.\n
[04:24] ---
    "11:20 AM: Toei Uzumasa Film Park\nFree Time, Group 2"\n
[04:26] ---
    Now begone with you.\n
[04:29] ---
    I do not care for the pointless waste of life.\n
[04:33] ---
    Why, you...!\n
[04:35] ---
    Go on, fellows--get him!\n
[04:41] ---
    Wow!\n
[04:42] ---
    Their swords are so fast this close up.\n
[04:45] ---
    It's very well-choreographed\nto make it look like that.\n
[04:49] ---
    I happen to love this kind of swordplay.\n
[04:54] ---
    Whoa! They're coming this way!\n
[04:56] ---
    Over here, sir!\n
[04:58] ---
    Where, where?\n
[05:01] ---
    I've asked the actors to move\nvigorously to guide him into place.\n
[05:08] ---
    Now, while he's distracted by the show...\n
[05:11] ---
    Eh?\n
[05:13] ---
    Where'd he go?\n
[05:15] ---
    Hey! What the hell is he doing?!\n
[05:18] ---
    When did he get in there with the actors?\n
[05:21] ---
    I shall assist.\n
[05:23] ---
    Blood-cherry blossoms are the\nonly flowers that bloom from evil.\n
[05:26] ---
    He's even got the lines down pat!\n
[05:29] ---
    If he's in with the actors...\n
[05:31] ---
    ...how'm I gonna hit him?!\n
[05:35] ---
    This guy is fast.
[05:37] ---
    Don't let his unconventional\nmovements throw you.\n
[05:41] ---
    But this is too unconventional!
[05:44] ---
    Next!\n
[05:46] ---
    "2:20 PM: Five-Story Pagoda Free Time, Group 3" I will kill him--I stake my name on it!
[05:50] ---
    You're late, Koro Sensei!\n
[05:53] ---
    Apologies! I was all caught up in\nbeing the star of a samurai drama.\n
[05:57] ---
    Say what?!\n
[05:58] ---
    We finished Kiyomizu Temple ages ago.\n
[06:01] ---
    Then let's trawl Ninenzaka Street for souvenirs.\n
[06:04] ---
    As if you cared about anything but sweets.\n
[06:06] ---
    "Repairs In Progress - Pardon Our Dust"\n
[06:08] ---
    "Repairs In Progress - Pardon Our Dust"\nGood.\n
[06:11] ---
    I can draw a steady bead on him here.\n
[06:14] ---
    A straight shot from\nYasaka's five-story pagoda!\n
[06:17] ---
    Koro Sensei, try this blotting paper.\n
[06:22] ---
    I'm a bit embarrassed for you\nto see what it picks up.\n
[06:24] ---
    --Go on, go on.\n--But if I must...\n
[06:26] ---
    A student will draw his attention\nat the foot of Sannenzaka\n
[06:30] ---
    by attempting to test her purchase...\n
[06:34] ---
    Yes! Right in the temple!\n
[06:39] ---
    That's not bullet-blotting paper!
[06:41] ---
    See? I told you--look at\nall this mucus it picked up!\n
[06:45] ---
    Enough to stop a bullet!\n
[06:48] ---
    Hmm?\n
[06:50] ---
    It's Nagisa's group. Hello?\n
[06:55] ---
    Where are you?!\n
[06:58] ---
    What... What the hell is he?
[07:01] ---
    His speed and defenses are impeccable...\n
[07:05] ---
    It's like he was made for the\nexpress purpose of being unkillable.\n
[07:14] ---
    Hello? Oh, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[07:17] ---
    I'm afraid we're done for today.\n
[07:21] ---
    The next group you were\nsupposed to work with, Group 4,\n
[07:24] ---
    has run into trouble with some high-schoolers.\n
[07:27] ---
    Your target is rushing to their aid.\n
[07:30] ---
    All right. Understood.\n
[07:34] ---
    I was thinking of quitting, anyway.\n
[07:42] ---
    In the eight years I've been an assassin,\n
[07:44] ---
    not once have I not seen my\ntarget's blood in my scope.\n
[07:48] ---
    That's how I got my name.\n
[07:53] ---
    It's kinda funny.\n
[07:55] ---
    Where's the red in my vision now?\n
[08:00] ---
    Here you go.\n
[08:01] ---
    A chili spice mix I bought along Sannenzaka.\n
[08:04] ---
    Oh... It's you. Thanks.\n
[08:08] ---
    I-It's you!
[08:08] ---
    "My assassination target!" I-It's you!
[08:10] ---
    I've taken care of that\npinch my students were in,\n
[08:14] ---
    and since you've been sightseeing\nwith us all day today,\n
[08:18] ---
    I thought I'd come pay my respects.\n
[08:29] ---
    So you saw it all,\nand you were just playing me?\n
[08:33] ---
    With a monster like you around,\n
[08:36] ---
    no wonder the government's\nbribing mouths shut.\n
[08:39] ---
    So, are you gonna kill me? Go on, then: Do it.\n
[08:45] ---
    I chose this line of work. I'm ready.\n
[08:52] ---
    Eat it already!\n
[08:54] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #11:\nHeat-sensitive tongue"\n
[08:56] ---
    Of course I'm not going to kill you.\n
[08:58] ---
    You made this a most enjoyable school trip.\n
[09:01] ---
    I just wanted to thank you.\n
[09:04] ---
    My students did some especially\nin-depth research into Kyoto\n
[09:08] ---
    in the name of finding good places to kill me.\n
[09:11] ---
    The geography, the terrain,\n
[09:14] ---
    its highlights, history, origins...\n
[09:17] ---
    In short, they had more\nopportunities than usual\n
[09:20] ---
    to come to know the city's charms.\n
[09:24] ---
    Knowing a people, a place, and the mood:\n
[09:28] ---
    The things assassination has\ngiven them will brighten their lives.\n
[09:32] ---
    Here you go.\n
[09:34] ---
    So I look forward to being assassinated.\n
[09:39] ---
    You think as crazy as you look, buddy.\n
[09:43] ---
    But you know... somehow...\n
[09:47] ---
    ...you're one hell of a teacher.\n
[09:52] ---
    You're quitting?\n
[09:54] ---
    Yeah, sorry. I'd like to do\nsome sightseeing on my own.\n
[10:00] ---
    As an assassin, I was still a novice.\n
[10:04] ---
    I'm gonna go around taking in all\nkinds of colors, not just the one.\n
[10:13] ---
    Now, then...\n
[10:15] ---
    What color will I see in my scope tomorrow?\n
[10:26] ---
    Dammit! How the hell are you dodging those?!\n
[10:30] ---
    This is... a little embarrassing.\n
[10:32] ---
    She smiles so sweetly,\nbut she moves like a pro.\n
[10:36] ---
    Wow! I had no idea you were\nthis good at games, Kanzaki!\n
[10:40] ---
    I kept it quiet. In my family,\nfrivolity was frowned upon.\n
[10:45] ---
    But maybe I've been too worried\nabout what others think.\n
[10:49] ---
    Clothes, hobbies, status...\n
[10:52] ---
    I ran from it, got swept up in it,\nand wound up lacking confidence.\n
[10:58] ---
    But Koro Sensei made me realize:\n
[11:01] ---
    You just need the person you are on the inside\n
[11:04] ---
    to face forward and do their best.\n
[11:07] ---
    Kanzaki sure has her surprising side.\n
[11:10] ---
    I wonder what she and Kayano talked\nabout when they were kidnapped...\n
[11:15] ---
    --Things seem so light between them.\n--Ack! They got you!\n
[11:19] ---
    There!\n
[11:21] ---
    You okay?\n
[11:23] ---
    Almost every sniper turned down\nthe job after seeing its difficulty.\n
[11:27] ---
    --Take that!\n--and the only one who accepted quit halfway through.\n
[11:30] ---
    --And Takebayashi goes down! Now for my next opponent.\n--So much for our sniper plans here in Kyoto.\n
[11:35] ---
    C'mon, Mr. Karasuma--let's play ping-pong!\n
[11:38] ---
    I can't be imposing on\ntheir school trip any further.\n
[11:42] ---
    It's free time from here on out.\n
[11:45] ---
    Sure. But I warn you: I'm good.\n
[11:49] ---
    This inn is a real dump, though, isn't it?\n
[11:53] ---
    Two big bedrooms, separated by sex?\n
[11:56] ---
    The students in all the other\nclasses get their own hotel rooms.\n
[11:59] ---
    Ah, it's more fun this way.\n
[12:04] ---
    Hey.\n
[12:05] ---
    What are you two up to?\n
[12:05] ---
    "Men's Bath"\nWhat are you two up to?\n
[12:06] ---
    "Men's Bath"\nShh!\n
[12:07] ---
    Isn't it obvious? We're peeping!\n
[12:10] ---
    Peeping?!\n
[12:11] ---
    But that's our job!
[12:13] ---
    It's no one's job...
[12:15] ---
    "Men's Bath"\nCan you still say that after seeing this?\n
[12:18] ---
    Clothes hung like that mean\ntheir wearer is in the bath.\n
[12:22] ---
    You get what I'm saying?\n
[12:25] ---
    Yeah...\n
[12:27] ---
    This is our chance to see\nwhat's inside Koro Sensei!\n
[12:31] ---
    Does he have a body, or is it\ntentacles all the way down?\n
[12:34] ---
    What's the harm? It could\nhelp us assassinate him.\n
[12:38] ---
    This has to be the least sexy peeping ever.\n
[12:44] ---
    Is he a girl?!\n
[12:45] ---
    Ah, hello, students.\n
[12:47] ---
    Why are you taking a bubble bath?\n
[12:49] ---
    We're not supposed to\nadd anything to the water.\n
[12:52] ---
    This is my mucus.\n
[12:54] ---
    Eh?\n
[12:55] ---
    " Images are simulated."\nIt makes a nice lather and deep-cleans stubborn dirt.\n
[12:59] ---
    " Images are simulated."\nThat body can do it all.\n
[13:02] ---
    But you've let down your guard.\nWe've blocked the exit.\n
[13:05] ---
    When you get out of that tub,\nyou'll have to walk by us.\n
[13:09] ---
    We might not be able to kill you, but we will see you naked!
[13:14] ---
    That won't do!\n
[13:16] ---
    Jellied broth?!\n
[13:18] ---
    Oh, dear--the water's getting cold.\n
[13:23] ---
    He got away.\n
[13:24] ---
    Well, that was a lot of pointless peeping, Nakamura.
[13:28] ---
    I sure learned a lot about\neveryone on this school trip.\n
[13:32] ---
    We couldn't get any closer to\nKoro Sensei's true form, though.\n
[13:36] ---
    Let's go back to the room and chat.\n
[13:38] ---
    "Favorite Girls Ranking"\n
[13:41] ---
    Figures: Kanzaki's in the top spot.\n
[13:43] ---
    Well, no one doesn't like her.\n
[13:46] ---
    What about you, Sugino? Real slick\nof you to pull her into our group.\n
[13:49] ---
    Y'know, with all the crap that went down,\n
[13:53] ---
    there weren't many chances for us to really talk.\n
[13:55] ---
    Yeah, you guys had it rough.\n
[13:58] ---
    I just want to know who likes who.\n
[14:01] ---
    I can't pick just one!\n
[14:04] ---
    Other than you, Okajima.\n
[14:06] ---
    Who do you like, Nagisa?\n
[14:08] ---
    Huh?\n
[14:09] ---
    I, uh...\n
[14:11] ---
    What about you, Maehara? Anyone?
[14:14] ---
    Who, me? My lips are sealed.\n
[14:17] ---
    That pisses me off! And when I think\nhow popular guys like you are,\n
[14:19] ---
    it pisses me off even more!\n
[14:21] ---
    Ooh, looks like fun in here.\n
[14:23] ---
    Karma!\n
[14:24] ---
    Great timing!\n
[14:26] ---
    Is there a girl you like?\n
[14:28] ---
    Hmm... Okuda, maybe?\n
[14:31] ---
    No way!\n
[14:33] ---
    Interesting choice! Why?\n
[14:35] ---
    I bet she could make some\nsketchy drugs and chloroform--\n
[14:40] ---
    really kick my mischief-making\nup a notch, y'know?\n
[14:43] ---
    That's one match no one needs to be making.\n
[14:45] ---
    You guys, these ratings\nare just between us, okay?\n
[14:49] ---
    Well, sure.\n
[14:50] ---
    I mean, most of us don't want this getting out.\n
[14:53] ---
    So do not let the girls or any teachers find out ab--
[14:56] ---
    Evening, all. Mm-hmm. I see.
[14:57] ---
    "Student Data: Boys (3)" Evening, all. Mm-hmm. I see.
[15:04] ---
    He took notes and split!\n
[15:06] ---
    Kill him!\n
[15:09] ---
    Nabbing this data is exactly\nwhat my ultra-high speed is for!\n
[15:13] ---
    "Koro Sensei Weak Point #12: Loves gossip"\n
[15:15] ---
    Huh? What boys we like?\n
[15:17] ---
    Yeah. That's what girls talk about\non trips like this. It's fun!\n
[15:21] ---
    Ooh, ooh! I know: Mr. Karasuma!\n
[15:24] ---
    Yeah, yeah. We all like Mr. Karasuma. I mean someone in our class.
[15:30] ---
    Huh?\n
[15:31] ---
    I guess Isogai and Maehara\nare pretty all right...\n
[15:35] ---
    Really? You think so?\n
[15:37] ---
    Sure. Unfortunately, Maehara plays the field,\n
[15:42] ---
    so doesn't that put student\ncouncil rep Isogai in the lead?\n
[15:44] ---
    Karma would win on good looks alone.\n
[15:47] ---
    If only he were better behaved.\n
[15:49] ---
    Yeah...\n
[15:51] ---
    Hmm... He's really not that scary, though.\n
[15:54] ---
    Yeah, he's usually quiet.\n
[15:56] ---
    What is he, a wild animal?\n
[15:57] ---
    What about you, Kanzaki?\n
[15:58] ---
    Huh? I don't really...\n
[16:01] ---
    Oh, don't you?
[16:03] ---
    C'mon, spill it!\n
[16:04] ---
    The boys can't take their eyes off you! Spill it!\n
[16:09] ---
    I'm serious!\n
[16:11] ---
    Hey, children!\n
[16:13] ---
    I'm here to tell you it's almost\ntime for lights-out, more or less.\n
[16:17] ---
    "More or less"?\n
[16:18] ---
    It's not like you won't stay up talking anyway.\n
[16:21] ---
    Just keep it down, all right?\n
[16:23] ---
    How come you get to drink? That's mean!
[16:26] ---
    Well, I am a grown-up, after all.
[16:29] ---
    I know! Tell us some of your\ngrown-up stories, Professor Bitch!\n
[16:32] ---
    Eh?\n
[16:33] ---
    They'd be much more useful\nthan your usual classes!\n
[16:36] ---
    I heard that!\n
[16:37] ---
    All right, all right...\n
[16:41] ---
    Professor Bitch, you're only twenty?!
[16:43] ---
    She's so experienced--I thought she was older.\n
[16:46] ---
    Right? And she's got that whole\n"black widow" vibe going on.\n
[16:49] ---
    Yes, the sex appeal of a black\nwidow that only a rich life can--\n
[16:53] ---
    Who called me a black widow?!\n
[16:54] ---
    A little late on the comeback there.\n
[16:56] ---
    Now listen here! Women have a short shelf life.\n
[17:00] ---
    Unlike me, you were born in\na country free from danger.\n
[17:05] ---
    Be grateful, and polish your\nwoman-ness with all your might.\n
[17:09] ---
    Professor Bitch actually said something decent!\n
[17:12] ---
    Feels kinda... cheeky!\n
[17:13] ---
    Don't toy with me, you brats!\n
[17:15] ---
    But, but, but...\n
[17:17] ---
    Tell us about the men you seduced!\n
[17:21] ---
    Yeah, I wanna know!\n
[17:24] ---
    All right, then.\n
[17:25] ---
    But this might be a little spicy\nfor children's tastes, so watch out.\n
[17:30] ---
    Now, when I was seventeen...\n
[17:32] ---
    Hey, you there!\n
[17:33] ---
    Don't just waltz into our girl talk like that!\n
[17:36] ---
    Awww!\n
[17:37] ---
    Why not? I'd like to hear your love stories, too.\n
[17:42] ---
    Easy for you to say, Koro Sensei.\n
[17:44] ---
    You never tell us anything about your private life!
[17:47] ---
    Yeah! Fair's fair!\n
[17:50] ---
    Don't you have any love stories of your own?\n
[17:52] ---
    You like big boobs--you must have\nat least had a crush on someone!\n
[18:00] ---
    He's gone!\n
[18:01] ---
    Let's catch him, make him talk, then kill him!\n
[18:04] ---
    There he is!\n
[18:05] ---
    Murder him!\n
[18:06] ---
    Over here!\n
[18:07] ---
    Rats! Caught in a pincer attack!\n
[18:11] ---
    I guess it all comes back to\nassassination in the end.\n
[18:15] ---
    Yeah...\n
[18:16] ---
    Where'd you go?!\n
[18:22] ---
    Phew! That was a close one.\n
[18:25] ---
    What's with all the racket?\n
[18:27] ---
    The students almost had me spilling\nthe beans about my love life.\n
[18:31] ---
    Your love life?\n
[18:32] ---
    My past is packed with tales of romance.\n
[18:36] ---
    I couldn't hope to count them\non all my hands and feet.\n
[18:40] ---
    Is this back when you had\ntwo hands and two feet?\n
[18:51] ---
    No, I won't go there.\n
[18:53] ---
    You probably won't talk about it, anyway.\n
[18:56] ---
    You're a wise man, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[18:59] ---
    Even while traveling, it's crude to ask\nafter the number of one's appendages.\n
[19:07] ---
    That was one fun school trip,\n
[19:09] ---
    seeing everyone in a different light and all.\n
[19:12] ---
    Uh-huh...\n
[19:14] ---
    What's wrong?\n
[19:17] ---
    I was just thinking...\n
[19:19] ---
    It feels like our class trip is almost over, right?\n
[19:23] ---
    But this way of life has just begun,\n
[19:26] ---
    and we don't know if the\nworld'll end next year or what.\n
[19:29] ---
    Yeah...\n
[19:31] ---
    Still, this class will be\nover for sure, come March.\n
[19:36] ---
    Yeah, it will.\n
[19:38] ---
    I want to learn more about everyone,\nto kill Koro Sensei--\n
[19:43] ---
    I want to live so that nothing's left undone.\n
[19:48] ---
    For now, I'd just like one\nmore school trip, you know?\n
[19:53] ---
    "School Trip Guidebook\nKunugigaoka Junior High School, Class 3-E"\n
[19:53] ---
    "School Trip Guidebook"\nYeah.\n
[19:55] ---
    And so the curtain fell on our fun school trip.\n
[20:02] ---
    Tomorrow we go back to our lives at school--\n
[20:06] ---
    in our assassination classroom.\n
[20:23] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[20:30] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[20:36] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[20:42] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[20:47] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[20:50] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[20:53] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[20:59] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[21:05] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[21:13] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[21:15] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[21:18] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[21:19] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[21:24] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[21:30] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[21:36] ---
    *Shine again *
[21:42] ---
    No luck assassinating him\non that school trip either, eh?\n
[21:46] ---
    Are you sure about this, Karasuma?\n
[21:49] ---
    All due to my own shortcomings.\nI shall redouble my efforts.\n
[21:54] ---
    May is almost over.\nThe deadline draws ever nearer.\n
[21:59] ---
    If it comes to it, just fire a missile\nat the school, flatten the whole--\n
[22:03] ---
    No. The risk is too great.\n
[22:06] ---
    Besides, he can escape any blast in an instant.\n
[22:09] ---
    Remember when we fired\nat him over the Pacific?\n
[22:13] ---
    He came to us later having put\nthe fragments all back together.\n
[22:16] ---
    Turned out great!\n
[22:17] ---
    Then... is there really no way?\n
[22:20] ---
    Not to worry.\n
[22:22] ---
    Several ally nations have\ngathered their technology together\n
[22:25] ---
    for research.\n
[22:27] ---
    We'll use the fruit of their labor.\n
[22:29] ---
    Japan's Ministry of Defense\nhas just given its consent:\n
[22:33] ---
    Two very special assassins...\nwill be joining his class.\n
[22:39] ---
    Both with abilities made\nsuperhuman with science.\n
[22:44] ---
    One of them will need\ntime to work out the kinks,\n
[22:47] ---
    but the other has been put on\nstandby while you were away.\n
[22:51] ---
    There's a real surprise waiting\nfor you back at school,\n
[22:54] ---
    Mr. Karasuma.\n

9 - Transfer Student Time

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[00:07] ---
    That was one fun school trip.\n
[00:09] ---
    And today it's all back to normal.\n
[00:13] ---
    You call this normal?\n
[00:15] ---
    Yo!\n
[00:16] ---
    Hey!\n
[00:17] ---
    'Morning, Isogai.\n
[00:18] ---
    Did you see that group\nemail from Mr. Karasuma?\n
[00:22] ---
    Uh-huh.\n
[00:23] ---
    About a transfer student, was it?\n
[00:26] ---
    "A transfer student will be joining you tomorrow.\nTheir looks may surprise you,"\n
[00:27] ---
    "but try not to make a big deal out of it. –Karasuma"\nHmm. Sure sounds like an assassin to me.\n
[00:32] ---
    So now they're bringing in student assassins.\n
[00:35] ---
    If they're a transfer student...\n
[00:37] ---
    "Middle-Aged"\nmaybe they're our age--not like Professor Bitch!\n
[00:41] ---
    About that!\n
[00:42] ---
    Where'd you come from?!
[00:44] ---
    I was curious myself, so I asked\nKarasuma if he had a photo.\n
[00:49] ---
    This is what he sent back!\n
[00:51] ---
    Oho! She's a girl!\n
[00:53] ---
    You made it your background?\n
[00:54] ---
    She's pretty cute!\n
[00:56] ---
    Right? Super cute!
[00:58] ---
    Ooh, I sure hope we hit it off!\n
[01:01] ---
    --Suddenly I'm so--so nervous! --She doesn't look like an assassin.
[01:03] ---
    --Suddenly I'm so--so nervous!\n--Nuh-uh.\n
[01:04] ---
    --Please let us hit it off! --Turn it down a notch, Okajima.
[01:07] ---
    Assassin or not, any new student is always met\n
[01:11] ---
    with a mix of anticipation and unease.\n
[01:13] ---
    What's she like?\nWhat's her assassination style?\n
[01:16] ---
    We were brimming with curiosity.\n
[01:18] ---
    Wonder if she's here yet?\n
[01:21] ---
    The new girl?\n
[01:30] ---
    The hell's that?\n
[01:33] ---
    Good morning.\n
[01:35] ---
    I am the Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery\n
[01:37] ---
    who will be joining your class.\n
[01:41] ---
    Nice to meet you.\n
[01:44] ---
    So it's come to this.\n
[01:50] ---
    *The theory... of savage youth! *
[01:59] ---
    *I only speak when it's time to act *
[02:03] ---
    *I know that's pretty cool
[02:05] ---
    (Searching for our target: we're savage) *
[02:08] ---
    *Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
[02:12] ---
    *Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
[02:18] ---
    *What's this wave of irritation? *
[02:22] ---
    *Proof of our existence? *
[02:25] ---
    *Look up at the moon and up you go *
[02:28] ---
    *C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
[02:33] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[02:37] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[02:40] ---
    *The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
[02:47] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
[02:50] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
[02:53] ---
    "Whatever" is easy to say *
[02:57] ---
    *But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
[03:03] ---
    *But still: youth, to the future! *
[03:09] ---
    *C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
[03:16] ---
    "Episode 9: Transfer Student Time"\n
[03:23] ---
    As I'm sure you know,\nthis is your new classmate:\n
[03:27] ---
    "Artillery"\n
[03:29] ---
    the Autonomous Intelligence\nFixed Artillery, from Norway.\n
[03:34] ---
    Nice to meet you all.\n
[03:38] ---
    Must be rough on Mr. Karasuma...\n
[03:40] ---
    I would go crazy trying not\nto crack jokes at its expense.\n
[03:45] ---
    Don't laugh! You're no better than her!\n
[03:48] ---
    Just so you know, she's registered\nhere as a full-fledged student.\n
[03:53] ---
    She'll be sitting there aiming her guns at you,\n
[03:57] ---
    but you can't fight back.\n
[03:59] ---
    You're not permitted to harm any student.\nThat's the deal, remember?\n
[04:06] ---
    Ah, so you're grasping at straws here,\nusing creative readings\n
[04:09] ---
    of my teaching agreement\nto call a machine my student.\n
[04:12] ---
    Very well.\n
[04:13] ---
    Welcome to the E Class,\nAutonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery.\n
[04:18] ---
    Thank you, Koro Sensei.\n
[04:24] ---
    Now, of these three characters here...\n
[04:27] ---
    --One of them is already dead.\n
[04:28] ---
    --But how's it going to attack?\n--One of them is already dead.\n
[04:29] ---
    --But how's it going to attack?\n--The other two appear to get along well with one another.\n
[04:31] ---
    --How's what?\n--The other two appear to get along well with one another.\n
[04:32] ---
    --They call it a fixed artillery, but then where are the guns?\n--Ira comes to visit the sick Kajii almost every day.\n
[04:37] ---
    --Hmm... Maybe--\n--But is this really out of concern for Kajii?\n
[04:39] ---
    \n--But is this really out of concern for Kajii?\n
[04:47] ---
    I knew it!\n
[04:48] ---
    Awesome!\n
[04:51] ---
    Four shotguns,\n
[04:53] ---
    two machine guns,\n
[04:54] ---
    and a veritable cascade of bullets,\n
[04:56] ---
    but for these students,\nit's just a matter of course.\n
[04:58] ---
    Use of firearms during class is prohibited!\n
[05:04] ---
    I will be careful. Preparing to attack.\n
[05:10] ---
    Now we'll see what she's made of.\nShe has the capacity to evolve.\n
[05:16] ---
    Recalculating trajectory. Correcting angle.\n
[05:18] ---
    Entering auto-evolution phase: 5/28/02.\n
[05:23] ---
    Tsk, tsk... Will you ever learn?\n
[05:29] ---
    This attack is identical to the first!\n
[05:31] ---
    What do you expect from a machine?\n
[05:33] ---
    If this keeps up, I can use\n
[05:35] ---
    my chalk to--\n
[05:47] ---
    A blind spot!\n
[05:49] ---
    A hidden BB...\n
[05:50] ---
    The second BB flew along the same\ntrajectory as the one I blocked,\n
[05:54] ---
    putting it in a blind spot!\n
[05:56] ---
    Left fingertip destroyed.\n
[05:58] ---
    The newly added secondary gun\nhas proven effective.\n
[06:02] ---
    It improves its weapons and program\n
[06:05] ---
    every time it learns its\ntarget's defense patterns,\n
[06:08] ---
    gradually closing in on its foe.\n
[06:10] ---
    Probability of killing you with the\nnext attack: less than 0.001 percent.\n
[06:15] ---
    Probability of killing you\nwith the attack after that:\n
[06:17] ---
    less than 0.003 percent.\n
[06:20] ---
    Probability of killing you before graduation:\n
[06:23] ---
    at least 90 percent.\n
[06:26] ---
    Now, then, Koro Sensei:\n
[06:28] ---
    entering attack phase.\n
[06:36] ---
    Near misses: two.\n
[06:38] ---
    Confirmed hit.\n
[06:39] ---
    To calculate projected estimates,\n
[06:41] ---
    now adding four main guns\n
[06:44] ---
    and resuming attack.\n
[06:47] ---
    We sure underestimated her.\n
[06:50] ---
    No--\n
[06:51] ---
    we didn't see her for what she was.\n
[06:54] ---
    There before our eyes\n
[06:56] ---
    was an honest-to-God killer!\n
[06:58] ---
    An auto-evolving fixed artillery. Imagine that.\n
[07:03] ---
    She's shooting BB's now, but that's\ncutting-edge military tech in there.\n
[07:10] ---
    Surely this will do the trick.\n
[07:13] ---
    You think it'll be that easy?\n
[07:15] ---
    If this classroom were that cut and dried,\nI wouldn't be teaching here.\n
[07:25] ---
    So...\n
[07:26] ---
    We have to clean all this up?
[07:29] ---
    You wouldn't happen to come with\na vacuum, eh, Miss Fixed Artillery?\n
[07:35] ---
    Bah! Give me the cold shoulder...
[07:37] ---
    Give it up. What's the point\nin teasing a machine?\n
[07:41] ---
    Second period.\n
[07:44] ---
    Third period.\n
[07:47] ---
    The mechanized transfer\nstudent's attacks continued\n
[07:50] ---
    all day long.\n
[07:55] ---
    The next morning...\n
[07:58] ---
    8:29 and 35 seconds AM. All systems go.\n
[08:03] ---
    Power supply voltage: stable.\n
[08:05] ---
    Operating system: normal.\n
[08:07] ---
    Recording disk: normal.\n
[08:09] ---
    Various devices: normal.\n
[08:11] ---
    No unnecessary elements found.\n
[08:12] ---
    Program: start.\n
[08:14] ---
    Verifying tasks. Today's plans:\nattack per 215 before sixth period;\n
[08:20] ---
    continue analyzing target's evasion patterns...\n
[08:30] ---
    Koro Sensei, I cannot\ntake out my guns like this.\n
[08:33] ---
    Please remove my restraints.\n
[08:35] ---
    Well, I don't know...\n
[08:38] ---
    Is this your doing?\n
[08:41] ---
    \n--Clearly it is harming me, in violation of your agreement.\n
[08:46] ---
    --Wrong!\n--Clearly it is harming me, in violation of your agreement.\n
[08:48] ---
    It was me.
[08:50] ---
    You're a pain in the ass\nany way you look at it.\n
[08:52] ---
    Learn some common sense before\nyou start firin' away, ya box of bolts.\n
[08:56] ---
    Machines don't know what\ncommon sense even is!\n
[08:59] ---
    We'll release you once class is over.\n
[09:02] ---
    That's what you get. If we keep\ngetting repeats of yesterday,\n
[09:06] ---
    we'll never learn anything.\n
[09:10] ---
    Autonomous Intelligence\nFixed Artillery to master:\n
[09:13] ---
    Cannot execute expected tasks on\nday two due to unforeseen issues.\n
[09:17] ---
    Probability of correcting problem\non my own: zero percent.\n
[09:21] ---
    Probability of assassination\nby given deadline of graduation\n
[09:24] ---
    may drop considerably.\n
[09:26] ---
    Requesting immediate countermeasures.\n
[09:29] ---
    Now, now--don't rely on your parents.\n
[09:32] ---
    I can't really say the tactics\nyour parents thought up\n
[09:35] ---
    are a good fit for this classroom...\n
[09:38] ---
    Plus, you're a student,\nand a transfer student at that.\n
[09:42] ---
    First you've got to come up with a\ngood way to get along with everyone.\n
[09:46] ---
    Get along?\n
[09:47] ---
    Do you know why the students are interfering\nwith your assassination and I'm not?\n
[09:53] ---
    As they see it, your attacks disrupt class--\n
[09:57] ---
    and if you did happen to kill me,
[09:59] ---
    the prize money would\nprobably all go to your parents.\n
[10:03] ---
    Your assassination has\nno upside for them at all.\n
[10:08] ---
    Now I understand, Koro Sensei.\n
[10:11] ---
    I had not considered my classmates' interests.\n
[10:16] ---
    You are a smart one.
[10:18] ---
    Here, I made this for you.\n
[10:22] ---
    Some apps and some extra RAM.\nAll virus-free, so please, take it.\n
[10:33] ---
    What is this?\n
[10:34] ---
    Simulation software for working with your classmates as you attack.
[10:39] ---
    You can see how it'd boost\nyour assassination success rate.\n
[10:42] ---
    No objection.\n
[10:44] ---
    I think you can see now how vital\ncooperation is to assassination.\n
[10:48] ---
    Well? Surely you'd like to\nget along with everyone.\n
[10:52] ---
    I do not know how.\n
[10:55] ---
    As you can see, I came prepared!\n
[10:58] ---
    What is that?\n
[10:59] ---
    All the software you need for\ncooperation... and more RAM.\n
[11:03] ---
    Harming you may be against the rules,\n
[11:07] ---
    but there's nothing in there\nabout increasing your capabilities.\n
[11:11] ---
    Good morning...\n
[11:14] ---
    Why are you doing this?\n
[11:16] ---
    These upgrades will only shorten your life.\n
[11:19] ---
    I'm your teacher first, your target second.\n
[11:22] ---
    Yesterday was all it took\nfor me to understand\n
[11:25] ---
    that both your ability and desire\nto learn are extremely high.\n
[11:30] ---
    Your parents gave you that gift,\n
[11:33] ---
    and it's my job as your teacher to develop it.\n
[11:38] ---
    Learn to work with your classmates\nand develop your gifts even further.\n
[11:44] ---
    Koro Sensei,\n
[11:46] ---
    is this World Sweets Checklist\nnecessary for cooperation?\n
[11:51] ---
    I, uh... I thought you could\nmaybe help me with that.\n
[11:54] ---
    Was I asking too much?\n
[11:59] ---
    Hey... you think she's still\ngonna be here today?\n
[12:03] ---
    Probably...\n
[12:04] ---
    We gotta complain to Mr. Karasuma.\n
[12:06] ---
    We can't have class with that thing around!
[12:11] ---
    She seems bigger...\n
[12:16] ---
    Good morning, everybody!\n
[12:22] ---
    What beautiful weather we're having!\n
[12:25] ---
    To foster feelings of closeness,\nI gave her a full-body LCD display\n
[12:28] ---
    and body- and uniform-modeling software.\n
[12:30] ---
    Made it all myself,\nfor six hundred and six thousand yen.\n
[12:34] ---
    I'm so happy to be able to spend\nsuch a refreshing day with you all!\n
[12:39] ---
    Rich expressions and\ncheerful conversation skills,\n
[12:41] ---
    plus the vast amounts of software\nand memory to run it all:\n
[12:44] ---
    another one million,\none hundred and three thousand yen!\n
[12:48] ---
    The new girl's evolution\nhas taken a strange turn.\n
[12:52] ---
    All I have left in my wallet...\nis five measly yen!\n
[13:01] ---
    The plants in the garden\nsure are getting nice and green.\n
[13:05] ---
    Spring's over, and the coming\nsummer smells so pleasant!\n
[13:09] ---
    She got crazy cute just overnight!\n
[13:13] ---
    That is the fixed artillery... right?
[13:16] ---
    Don't be fooled! It's all some\nprogram that octopus loaded up.\n
[13:22] ---
    It might act nice, but a machine's a machine.
[13:24] ---
    And that machine is gonna be totally clueless when it attacks,
[13:27] ---
    the dumb box o' bolts.\n
[13:29] ---
    I understand how you feel, Terasaka.\n
[13:33] ---
    I was like that. Until yesterday.
[13:35] ---
    Box of bolts... I-I don't know what to say.\n
[13:41] ---
    Aw! You made her cry.\n
[13:42] ---
    Terasaka made a 2D girl cry.\n
[13:45] ---
    Cut it out! People'll take that the wrong way!\n
[13:48] ---
    I think it's wonderful!\n
[13:49] ---
    2D... A woman's not a woman\nuntil she loses that third D.\n
[13:53] ---
    Takebayashi! That's your first line?!
[13:56] ---
    Are you sure?\n
[13:57] ---
    But don't worry, everybody.\n
[14:00] ---
    Koro Sensei taught me the\nimportance of working together.\n
[14:05] ---
    I'll hold off on my own assassination attempts\n
[14:07] ---
    until I have your consent.\n
[14:09] ---
    That way, you'll come to like me.\n
[14:13] ---
    So please, be nice to her.\n
[14:16] ---
    Of course...\n
[14:18] ---
    though I may have given her certain upgrades,\n
[14:21] ---
    I didn't lay a tentacle on her bloodlust.\n
[14:25] ---
    Nope!\n
[14:26] ---
    If you want to kill me, I imagine\nshe'll prove a formidable ally.\n
[14:32] ---
    Koro Sensei can do anything.\n
[14:35] ---
    Even make a proper student out of a machine.\n
[14:39] ---
    Now, the retina contains long thin rods\n
[14:43] ---
    "Hey! Lens!"\nand short fat... what?\n
[14:45] ---
    Sugaya!\n
[14:46] ---
    --Huh? Me?\n--Answer without looking at your textbook.\n
[14:49] ---
    Yikes! Um...\n
[14:52] ---
    "Cones"\n
[14:53] ---
    "Cones"\nEr... cones.\n
[14:57] ---
    Now hang on, Autonomous\nIntelligence Fixed Artillery!\n
[15:00] ---
    Don't be slipping him the answer!\n
[15:02] ---
    But sir, you programmed me to\ngive perks to my fellow students!\n
[15:06] ---
    Cheating is not a perk!\n
[15:10] ---
    Oh, wow!\n
[15:12] ---
    Whoa, you can make this inside you?
[15:15] ---
    Yes, I can create freely using\na special plastic inside me.\n
[15:20] ---
    I can make guns or anything\nat all, if I have the data.\n
[15:23] ---
    What a sculptor!\n
[15:25] ---
    Cool! Now try making flowers!\n
[15:28] ---
    Understood. I will gather flower data.\n
[15:31] ---
    Yay!\n
[15:33] ---
    Check, Chiba.\n
[15:35] ---
    Three matches in and already I can't win.\n
[15:38] ---
    She learns so fast!\n
[15:40] ---
    Really amazing...\n
[15:42] ---
    Ooh! There was this manga\nwhere an artificial intelligence\n
[15:45] ---
    controlled the world\nthrough electronic drugs!\n
[15:47] ---
    The super-popular detective manga\n
[15:50] ---
    serialized in a major magazine\nand made into an anime?\n
[15:53] ---
    Yet you have no data on flowers.\n
[15:56] ---
    Huh.\n
[15:57] ---
    She's turned out to be really popular!\n
[15:59] ---
    She can do lots of things at once\nand make whatever she wants!\n
[16:03] ---
    Rats!\n
[16:05] ---
    What is it?\n
[16:06] ---
    Her character type is just like mine!\n
[16:07] ---
    It's nothing like yours!\n
[16:09] ---
    Here I upgraded her, and now\nshe's eating into my popularity!\n
[16:14] ---
    Look, class! I can put on\na human face, too, you know!\n
[16:19] ---
    See? Change my skin color a little...\n
[16:22] ---
    Creepy!\n
[16:24] ---
    \n--Mimura... looked at my face... and called it... "creepy"!\n
[16:25] ---
    --Hey, why don't we pick a name for her?\n--Mimura... looked at my face... and called it... "creepy"!\n
[16:28] ---
    --Autonomous Intelligence Fixed Artillery is a mouthful.\n--Mimura... looked at my face... and called it... "creepy"!\n
[16:32] ---
    Sure is.\n
[16:34] ---
    Let's see... maybe take part of that...\n
[16:37] ---
    "Autonomous"...
[16:39] ---
    How about "Ritsu"?\n
[16:41] ---
    Cop-out.\n
[16:42] ---
    What? It's cute!\n
[16:44] ---
    Ritsu...\n
[16:46] ---
    You okay with that?\n
[16:48] ---
    Yes, very happy! Please:\n
[16:51] ---
    call me Ritsu!\n
[16:53] ---
    This might just work out.\n
[16:56] ---
    I wonder. It's like Terasaka said:\n
[16:59] ---
    she's just following Koro Sensei's program.\n
[17:03] ---
    It's not like machines have free will.\n
[17:05] ---
    "Ritsu"\n
[17:05] ---
    "Ritsu"\nWherever she goes from here,\n
[17:08] ---
    it's up to the guys who built her.\n
[17:13] ---
    Wh-What is this?\n
[17:15] ---
    Good evening, master.\n
[17:17] ---
    I'm having a most enjoyable time at school,\n
[17:19] ---
    --thanks to you.\n--Inconceivable!\n
[17:22] ---
    Not only has she been arbitrarily upgraded,\n
[17:24] ---
    there are things in here that have\nnothing to do with assassination.\n
[17:28] ---
    We overhaul her at once.\n
[17:29] ---
    Remove everything not\nnecessary for assassination.\n
[17:34] ---
    This thing has its roots in\nthe Aegis combat system AI.\n
[17:37] ---
    It can analyze a situation\n
[17:40] ---
    and reach a comprehensive\ndecision faster than any human,\n
[17:43] ---
    plus use any weapon at all.\n
[17:45] ---
    If it can prove its might,\nit'll change the face of war forever.\n
[17:51] ---
    The ten billion yen reward is just a taste.\n
[17:54] ---
    This classroom is the ultimate proving ground:\n
[17:57] ---
    kill that monster and we stand to gain trillions.
[18:03] ---
    Your master's orders are absolute.\n
[18:07] ---
    The only thing you need to\nthink about is assassination.\n
[18:10] ---
    Yes, mast--\n
[18:17] ---
    Good morning, everybody.\n
[18:20] ---
    The deal is that you not\nharm any of your students,\n
[18:24] ---
    but now upgrades will be considered "harm."\n
[18:28] ---
    The same goes for you.\n
[18:29] ---
    If you tie her up or break her,\nyou'll be asked to pay damages.\n
[18:35] ---
    These are her owners' wishes.\nWe have to comply.\n
[18:37] ---
    Owners? I don't know.\n
[18:40] ---
    I'd like to put my student's\nfeelings first, not her parents'.\n
[18:46] ---
    If she's been downgraded...\n
[18:48] ---
    Are we looking at another daylong assault?\n
[18:53] ---
    That pain-in-the-ass attack...\n
[18:59] ---
    Here it comes!\n
[19:02] ---
    Here we go.\n
[19:03] ---
    "Old Campus"\n
[19:10] ---
    I promised I'd make flowers.\n
[19:14] ---
    Koro Sensei made 985\nimprovements to my body.\n
[19:20] ---
    My master judged most of them\nirrelevant to assassination\n
[19:24] ---
    and removed them, deleted them,\nrestored my factory defaults.\n
[19:27] ---
    But of what I have learned of\nthe E Class, I myself decided\n
[19:32] ---
    that my ability to cooperate\nwas essential to assassination,\n
[19:35] ---
    so before it was deleted,\nI hid it in a corner of memory\n
[19:38] ---
    inside a related piece of software.\n
[19:40] ---
    Wonderful! Ritsu, this must mean...\n
[19:45] ---
    Yes: I have defied my\nmaster of my own free will!\n
[19:51] ---
    Nice one!\n
[19:53] ---
    Koro Sensei, does this mean\nI'm in a rebellious phase?\n
[19:59] ---
    Am I a bad girl?\n
[20:02] ---
    Not at all! You're a third-year\njunior-high student,\n
[20:05] ---
    and a fine one at that!\n
[20:08] ---
    And so the E Class gained another ally.\n
[20:12] ---
    Now there are twenty-seven\nof us trying to kill Koro Sensei.\n
[20:19] ---
    Karasuma! Karasuma!\n
[20:21] ---
    Is it true that adding a face\nwill make me popular?\n
[20:24] ---
    Boy, have you gotten off track!
[20:40] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[20:47] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[20:53] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[20:58] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[21:04] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[21:07] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[21:09] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[21:15] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[21:22] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[21:30] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[21:32] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[21:35] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[21:36] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[21:41] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[21:47] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[21:53] ---
    *Shine again *
[22:51] ---
    "Replay" "Watch Later"\n
[22:51] ---
    "Replay" "Watch Later"\nSonic Ninja! I added the subtitles.\n
[22:56] ---
    Nice!\n
[22:57] ---
    You sure are handy, Ritsu!\n

10 - L and R Time

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[00:16] ---
    Everyday chitchat is actually quite simple.\n
[00:19] ---
    I'm sure you all know that one person\n
[00:21] ---
    whose conversations mostly consist of "maji great" and "maji bad."
[00:25] ---
    "Maji" here can be expressed with the old standby "really."
[00:28] ---
    Kimura, you try.\n
[00:32] ---
    Nope: awful. Your L's and R's are a mess.\n
[00:35] ---
    The pronunciation of L and R doesn't\njibe well with Japanese people.\n
[00:39] ---
    I understand what you mean,\nbut it still feels wrong.\n
[00:42] ---
    Oh... okay.\n
[00:44] ---
    Don't run from your\nincompatibilities--master them!\n
[00:47] ---
    I'll be checking your pronunciation\nregularly from now on,\n
[00:50] ---
    and if you screw up your L's and R's...\n
[00:54] ---
    I'll punish you with a French kiss in public.\n
[01:01] ---
    *The theory... of savage youth! *
[01:11] ---
    *I only speak when it's time to act *
[01:14] ---
    *I know that's pretty cool
[01:17] ---
    (Searching for our target: we're savage) *
[01:19] ---
    *Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
[01:23] ---
    *Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
[01:30] ---
    *What's this wave of irritation? *
[01:33] ---
    *Proof of our existence? *
[01:36] ---
    *Look up at the moon and up you go *
[01:40] ---
    *C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
[01:44] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[01:48] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[01:51] ---
    *The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
[01:58] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
[02:01] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
[02:04] ---
    "Whatever" is easy to say *
[02:08] ---
    *But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
[02:14] ---
    *But still: youth, to the future! *
[02:20] ---
    *C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
[02:27] ---
    "Episode 10: L and R Time"\n
[02:33] ---
    Man! Teaching is such a pain.\n
[02:36] ---
    But the students seem to be taking to you.\n
[02:39] ---
    Am I supposed to be proud\nof that? I'm an assassin!\n
[02:43] ---
    I'm stuck here while\nI try to kill that octopus!\n
[02:47] ---
    And speaking of that octopus...\n
[02:50] ---
    he's gazing at my boobs\nwhile elegantly sipping tea!\n
[02:53] ---
    Real-life lessons drawn from\nexperience--how marvelous!\n
[02:57] ---
    Oh, shut up!\n
[03:00] ---
    Calm down. That's the kind of target he is.\n
[03:03] ---
    Shit! I won't stand for this!\n
[03:09] ---
    She's certainly riled up.\n
[03:11] ---
    All thanks to a certain someone.\n
[03:16] ---
    I can't afford to get bogged down here.\n
[03:20] ---
    But how on earth can I kill that...\n
[03:25] ---
    A snare trap? Why?!\n
[03:29] ---
    What a surprise, Irina.\n
[03:32] ---
    Seeing you play teacher with those children...\n
[03:35] ---
    It was like the setup for a comedy sketch.\n
[03:38] ---
    S-Sir!\n
[03:39] ---
    What are you doing?\n
[03:41] ---
    That's not very ladylike.\n
[03:44] ---
    Don't worry.\n
[03:45] ---
    She knows how to free herself.\n
[03:49] ---
    Hey, who are you?\n
[03:51] ---
    Do you even understand what I'm saying?\n
[03:55] ---
    Pardon me. Japanese is just fine.\nI'm not suspicious, I assure you.\n
[04:01] ---
    What if I said I'm the one who\nworked with your government\n
[04:05] ---
    to bring in Irina Jelavich?\n
[04:08] ---
    Lovro the assassin!\n
[04:10] ---
    Once known as a skilled killer, now retired.\n
[04:15] ---
    Makes a fortune training up younger\nassassins and getting them hired.\n
[04:21] ---
    He's proven crucial\nfor Japan's government,\n
[04:24] ---
    which knows nothing of assassins.\n
[04:26] ---
    But why is he here?\n
[04:28] ---
    Where is this Koro Sensei right now?\n
[04:30] ---
    He went to Shanghai for some almond jelly.\n
[04:34] ---
    He left a half-hour ago,\nso he should be back soon.\n
[04:38] ---
    Seems this creature lives up to the hype.\n
[04:41] ---
    I'm glad I came--now I have my answer.\n
[04:45] ---
    Irina, you're off the case.\n
[04:48] ---
    You can't handle this job.\n
[04:51] ---
    When it comes to undercover jobs,\nyou have no equal.\n
[04:55] ---
    But once your identity is revealed,\nyou're worthless as an assassin.\n
[05:00] ---
    I know I can do it, sir!\nI have what it takes!\n
[05:06] ---
    That was fast!\n
[05:07] ---
    Everyone has their\nstrengths and weaknesses.\n
[05:10] ---
    Call this your... L and R.\n
[05:14] ---
    You're half right, anyway.\n
[05:18] ---
    What are you doing here, Game Show?\n
[05:20] ---
    What a mean nickname!\nJust call me "Koro Sensei" already.\n
[05:26] ---
    It's you.\n
[05:27] ---
    It's true that, as an assassin,\nshe's hardly to be feared.\n
[05:32] ---
    She's crap.\n
[05:33] ---
    Who's crap?!
[05:34] ---
    But, as an assassin, she's a\ngood fit for this classroom.\n
[05:41] ---
    Let's hold a kill-off, and you'll see\n
[05:44] ---
    who's the better assassin.\n
[05:46] ---
    This will be between you two.\n
[05:48] ---
    The rules are simple:\nWhoever kills Mr. Karasuma first wins!\n
[05:53] ---
    Hey, wait! Why am I the victim here?!\n
[05:56] ---
    Because nobody can kill me, of course!
[05:59] ---
    You have all day tomorrow.\n
[06:01] ---
    I see. A sham assassination, eh?\n
[06:05] ---
    All right. Sounds like a fun diversion.\n
[06:10] ---
    Suit yourself.\n
[06:14] ---
    Are you trying to stick up for me?\n
[06:16] ---
    You must think I'd be much easier\nto handle than any new assassin\n
[06:20] ---
    Mr. Lovro would bring in!\n
[06:23] ---
    Well, I'll show you! I'll kill Karasuma and you myself!
[06:33] ---
    ...And there you have it.\nExpect some disruptions today,\n
[06:37] ---
    though your classes\nshould remain unaffected.\n
[06:39] ---
    Carry on as you usually do.\n
[06:42] ---
    Will Mr. Karasuma ever catch a break?\n
[06:44] ---
    Oh, Mr. Karasuma!\n
[06:47] ---
    Great work today! You must be thirsty!\nHave a nice cold drink!\n
[06:55] ---
    Go on, knock it right back! It's delicious!\n
[06:59] ---
    Something's in there.\n
[07:00] ---
    Something's definitely in there.\n
[07:02] ---
    Probably a muscle relaxant.\nShe'll immobilize, then stab me.\n
[07:09] ---
    Look, I wouldn't even let you\nget close enough to give it to me.\n
[07:15] ---
    Oh, hang on.\n
[07:17] ---
    I'll put it here.\n
[07:20] ---
    Owie!\n
[07:21] ---
    \n--Carry me piggyback, Karasuma! Piggyback!\n
[07:23] ---
    --I will not!\n--Carry me piggyback, Karasuma! Piggyback!\n
[07:25] ---
    Have you no shame, my idiot apprentice?\n
[07:28] ---
    Professor Bitch...\n
[07:30] ---
    You'd never even fool us with that.
[07:32] ---
    What do you expect?!\n
[07:34] ---
    There's no natural way to fake-seduce\nsomeone you already know!\n
[07:38] ---
    --A paid escort would be just as awkward\n--Do you smoke? Of... course you do, Da--I mean, sir.\n
[07:40] ---
    --if her customer happened to be her father!\n--Do you smoke? Of... course you do, Da--I mean, sir.\n
[07:42] ---
    --This is the same thing!\n--Uh, yeah.\n
[07:43] ---
    Like we'd know!\n
[07:45] ---
    Uh-oh--I'd better kill him quick.\n
[07:48] ---
    With Lovro's skill, he could take\ndown his target in a split second.\n
[07:56] ---
    What do you think?\n
[07:57] ---
    Sometimes it can be fun being the kill-ee.\n
[08:00] ---
    Don't be ridiculous.\nAnd what if I dodge them both?\n
[08:06] ---
    Then I'd give you a chance.\n
[08:10] ---
    A chance?\n
[08:11] ---
    I'll stay stock-still in front of you\nfor one second, no matter what.\n
[08:15] ---
    Assassinate me all you like.\n
[08:18] ---
    But don't tell those two about it.\n
[08:22] ---
    If they conspire to cut corners,\nthis'll all be for nothing.\n
[08:27] ---
    Fine.\n
[08:30] ---
    "Staff Room"\n
[08:44] ---
    Head-on?!\n
[08:52] ---
    You may be skilled, but you\nseem to think it'd be awful easy\n
[08:56] ---
    for an assassin retired\nfrom old age to kill someone\n
[08:59] ---
    who'd been in the elite\nforces until just recently.\n
[09:04] ---
    He's tough!\n
[09:05] ---
    Even Lovro can't kill him! Do I have\nany hope of doing the deed today?\n
[09:11] ---
    I'm sure you know:\nif you fail to kill me today...\n
[09:17] ---
    Why are you so scared?
[09:19] ---
    You can't lose, Professor Irina! Do your best!\n
[09:22] ---
    My knife can stab five times in one second.\n
[09:27] ---
    I can't wait.\n
[09:32] ---
    Sir... your hand...\n
[09:35] ---
    I suppose I can't kill him like this--not today.\n
[09:39] ---
    "Kill"\nDon't give up! You can do it--yes, you can! Go!\n
[09:43] ---
    Even if I could nail this,\nKoro Sensei, I still couldn't kill you.\n
[09:50] ---
    My experience makes that clear.\n
[09:53] ---
    The same goes for Irina.\n
[09:57] ---
    I see. Then you've given up.\n
[10:01] ---
    But... watch Professor Irina through to the end!\n
[10:05] ---
    Experienced or not, whoever gets\nthe kill is the most skilled assassin.\n
[10:12] ---
    Whatever you like.\n
[10:18] ---
    You really think I can hit\nKarasuma with my knife?\n
[10:24] ---
    Of course. I don't know what you\nlearned at your teacher's feet...\n
[10:29] ---
    but I know what you've worked\nso hard on while you've been here.\n
[10:33] ---
    For example,\n
[10:34] ---
    this lingerie you ordered yesterday!\n
[10:37] ---
    Now that's making an effort!
[10:38] ---
    You octoperv!\n
[10:40] ---
    Show them what you can do.\nMr. Karasuma, your teacher...\n
[10:46] ---
    and above all, your students.\n
[10:52] ---
    Hey, check that out, Nagisa.\n
[10:56] ---
    Yeah, Mr. Karasuma eats lunch there a lot.\n
[11:00] ---
    And now one woman draws near...\n
[11:04] ---
    Professor Bitch is going for it!\n
[11:07] ---
    Do you have a moment, Karasuma?\n
[11:09] ---
    What now?\n
[11:10] ---
    This may be a sham assassination,\nbut I'm done playing around.\n
[11:14] ---
    She has a knife, I see.\n
[11:16] ---
    She must know that won't\nwork on him. What a fool.\n
[11:21] ---
    Aw, come on, Karasuma.\n
[11:25] ---
    I really want to stay here. You know that.\n
[11:30] ---
    One little poke and it'll be over.\n
[11:33] ---
    I'll give you something in return.\n
[11:35] ---
    The best of the best,\nlike you've never had before.\n
[11:40] ---
    So this is how it is. I steal\nher knife and that's that.\n
[11:45] ---
    All right--kill me.\nHit me anywhere you like.\n
[11:50] ---
    Goody!\n
[11:53] ---
    Mr. Lovro, you've seen Professor Irina teach.\n
[11:58] ---
    Her style focuses on mastering\ndifficult pronunciation first.\n
[12:03] ---
    Language-learning is a cycle\nof challenges and mastery.\n
[12:07] ---
    Having mastered ten languages,\nshe went on to tackle fearlessly\n
[12:10] ---
    the entirely new position of teacher-- and mastered that.
[12:15] ---
    Do you think such an expert\nin challenges and mastery\n
[12:18] ---
    has done nothing at all since her arrival?\n
[12:23] ---
    What--\n
[12:25] ---
    Okay... here I come.\n
[12:29] ---
    A snare trap!\n
[12:33] ---
    She got the better of him!\n
[12:35] ---
    You go, Professor Bitch!\n
[12:37] ---
    In her own way, she's thinking\nof the skills she needs to kill me,\n
[12:41] ---
    challenging and mastering them\nlike they were a foreign language.\n
[12:47] ---
    Simply looking in this bag\nwill reveal her unseen efforts.\n
[12:53] ---
    Gotcha!\n
[12:56] ---
    That was close.\n
[12:58] ---
    Damn! If this comes down to strength,\nI'll be out of options!\n
[13:02] ---
    What do I...\n
[13:05] ---
    Karasuma?\n
[13:09] ---
    I want to do it. Can I?\n
[13:13] ---
    What kind of assassin begs for permission?!\n
[13:16] ---
    You just don't know when to quit!\n
[13:21] ---
    That's enough.\n
[13:23] ---
    I'm not going to spend a whole\nday entertaining a bad quitter.\n
[13:26] ---
    She got him!\n
[13:27] ---
    Wow!\n
[13:28] ---
    Professor Bitch gets to stay!\n
[13:31] ---
    It was only a verbal agreement.\n
[13:33] ---
    I doubt he'd just let me kill him\ngiven such a ridiculous bet.\n
[13:40] ---
    There's a woman who'll\nwholeheartedly challenge and master\n
[13:43] ---
    even the things she's no good at.\n
[13:45] ---
    As her students watch and\nlearn her spirit of challenge,\n
[13:48] ---
    each of them will progress in\ntheir development as assassins.\n
[13:52] ---
    That's why\n
[13:54] ---
    if you want to kill me, she needs to be here.\n
[14:00] ---
    Sir!\n
[14:02] ---
    What a terrible apprentice...\n
[14:04] ---
    You'd be better off as a teacher.\n
[14:08] ---
    Be sure you kill him, Irina.\n
[14:12] ---
    Of course, sir!\n
[14:14] ---
    --I did it!\n--Indecent and arrogant, yet straightforward:\n
[14:18] ---
    Professor Bitch is our E Class English teacher.\n
[14:24] ---
    "Afterwards"\n
[14:28] ---
    Hey, what's with the armor?\n
[14:30] ---
    In preparation for that\none second... just in case.\n
[14:42] ---
    Aren't you in a good mood, Koro Sensei. Got after-school plans?
[14:46] ---
    Yes: I'm going to Hawaii to see a movie.\n
[14:49] ---
    It's getting an American premiere--\nI've really looked forward to it.\n
[14:53] ---
    No way! That's cold!\n
[14:57] ---
    Mach 20 speed was made for times like this!\n
[15:00] ---
    Sonic Ninja?\n
[15:02] ---
    Oh, yeah, that superhero flick.\n
[15:04] ---
    Tell us all about it tomorrow!\n
[15:06] ---
    Yes, yes, I will.\n
[15:10] ---
    Well, then, I guess I'll be off.\n
[15:13] ---
    Koro Sensei!\n
[15:14] ---
    Please...\n
[15:16] ---
    ...take us with you!\n
[15:18] ---
    Oh! You like the franchise, do you?\n
[15:20] ---
    Uh-huh. We've been\nwaiting ages for the sequel.\n
[15:23] ---
    I didn't expect you to be into\nsuperhero movies, Karma.\n
[15:26] ---
    I like the director, and he rarely\nhandles comic book source material.\n
[15:31] ---
    I'd like to come, too, Nagisa!\n
[15:34] ---
    "Pardon the Intrusion"\n
[15:35] ---
    Pardon the intrusion.\n
[15:37] ---
    Ritsu... why are you in my phone?\n
[15:41] ---
    To facilitate information\nsharing among students,\n
[15:44] ---
    I downloaded my data\nonto everyone's cellphones.\n
[15:48] ---
    Call me "Mobile Ritsu"!\n
[15:50] ---
    So she can do just about anything, too.
[15:52] ---
    I'd like to take a little trip\nwith Koro Sensei at Mach 20.\n
[15:57] ---
    Perhaps my camera images can\nassist in assassination planning.\n
[16:00] ---
    All right: on the way to the movie,\n
[16:03] ---
    I'll give you all a taste of my speed!\n
[16:07] ---
    Hey, Karma? You know,\nI asked him on a whim...\n
[16:10] ---
    but what have we gotten ourselves into here?\n
[16:13] ---
    Yeah, well... actually, we never\nconsidered the safety of it all.\n
[16:18] ---
    Not to worry. I'll accelerate\ngently so no one gets hurt.\n
[16:29] ---
    S-So fast!\n
[16:32] ---
    Fantastic!\n
[16:33] ---
    I can see the Pacific Ocean!\n
[16:37] ---
    Huh? There's really not much\nsound and wind, is there, sir?\n
[16:41] ---
    Your head is deflecting most of it.\n
[16:44] ---
    Good observation, Nagisa.\nThe secret's in my skin!\n
[16:49] ---
    "Illustration"\n
[16:50] ---
    My head is normally soft, but it\nhardens up at high pressures.\n
[16:56] ---
    That way, it can stand up to\nMach-speed wind pressure.\n
[16:59] ---
    You have something quite like\nmy skin in your everyday lives, too.\n
[17:04] ---
    --First, let's take a look at the phenomenon of dilatancy.\n--What is this, a lecture? In mid-flight?!\n
[17:08] ---
    --Mix together water and cornstarch...\n--Aren't you going to assassinate him, Karma?\n
[17:11] ---
    I'd think this is your chance.\n
[17:14] ---
    That's crazy talk, Ritsu. We'd *all *plop into the Pacific at Mach speed.
[17:20] ---
    Koro Sensei has us right where he wants us.\n
[17:23] ---
    All we can do is listen quietly.\n
[17:31] ---
    ...and that same dilatancy is put to use\nin the latest bulletproof vests.\n
[17:38] ---
    Now you're that much smarter...\nand the theater is just below.\n
[17:43] ---
    We made it--all the way to Hawaii,\nduring that lecture!\n
[17:51] ---
    Whoa! It's cold!\n
[17:53] ---
    The A/C is always on indoors\nin Hawaii. Bundle up, now.\n
[17:59] ---
    Here.\n
[18:02] ---
    This should be fun.\nMy first time in a theater!\n
[18:06] ---
    But this is America.\nThey won't have Japanese subtitles.\n
[18:09] ---
    Think we can get the gist of it?\n
[18:11] ---
    You'll be fine. You both\nhave good English grades,\n
[18:16] ---
    and Professor Irina has been\nworking you plenty hard.\n
[18:19] ---
    Plus, if you put my tentacle to your ear...\n
[18:22] ---
    I'll explain any unfamiliar words that crop up.\n
[18:25] ---
    Now do your best--and enjoy the show.\n
[18:28] ---
    Here, have some soda and popcorn.\n
[18:32] ---
    Uh-oh--\n
[18:35] ---
    this is pretty great!\n
[18:42] ---
    A solitary, troubled hero\nwho must save the world...\n
[18:46] ---
    Kids our age have always\nadmired that character type,\n
[18:49] ---
    but what about Koro Sensei?\n
[18:53] ---
    G... no, H.\n
[18:57] ---
    He's more into the heroine.\n
[19:18] ---
    That was great! That cliffhanger\nreally leaves you wanting more!\n
[19:23] ---
    But making the big boss be the\nheroine's brother? Pretty clichéd.\n
[19:27] ---
    Oh, uh... yeah...\n
[19:29] ---
    I can predict the series' ending by\nanalyzing a thousand Hollywood films!\n
[19:34] ---
    Shall I?\n
[19:36] ---
    No, thanks. You two\nare real party poopers.\n
[19:40] ---
    Long-lost siblings! What a cruel fate!\n
[19:45] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #13:\nCries at clichéd scenes"\n
[19:47] ---
    Hey, what's with him?\nI thought he was a big boy.\n
[19:51] ---
    He's been like that all the way home.\n
[19:54] ---
    Thanks for the day, Koro Sensei.\n
[19:56] ---
    See you.\n
[19:57] ---
    Goodbye! Careful on these roads at night.\n
[20:01] ---
    And write a report on the movie\nin English by tomorrow.\n
[20:05] ---
    Aw! You're giving us homework?\n
[20:08] ---
    It's a small price to pay\nfor a free trip to Hawaii.\n
[20:15] ---
    What's up, Nagisa?\n
[20:16] ---
    That was a first. Taking in a lecture\nover five hours to Hawaii,\n
[20:22] ---
    watching a movie and then coming home.\n
[20:24] ---
    You got that right.\n
[20:25] ---
    What's more,\n
[20:26] ---
    Koro Sensei took extreme care\nin keeping you two from harm.\n
[20:32] ---
    I saw him use his tentacles to avoid\nwind pressure and dust particles.\n
[20:38] ---
    What we saw today... that's what\nKoro Sensei sees all the time.\n
[20:43] ---
    The more I get to know him,\n
[20:44] ---
    the more I feel like his life\nis receding from our view.\n
[20:49] ---
    Well, I ought to be on my way, too.\n
[20:52] ---
    I'm meeting Mimura at his house\nfor some math tutoring.\n
[21:02] ---
    Well? Could you follow him with your eyes?\n
[21:06] ---
    Good. Then you can kill him.\n
[21:11] ---
    My... brother?\n
[21:14] ---
    Yes, your big brother.\n
[21:16] ---
    And starting tomorrow, your teacher.\n
[21:23] ---
    Now... let's get some payback\nfor that moon, shall we?\n
[21:43] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:50] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:56] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:02] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:07] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:13] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:19] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
    *Shine again *

11 - Transfer Student Time/2nd Period

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[00:10] ---
    "To: T. Karasuma"\n"Subject: Message from Special Service HQ"\n
[00:12] ---
    "Your second transfer student will arrive on 6/15."\n
[00:13] ---
    "No need for detailed discussions in advance;\ncomply with his attendant's wishes."\n
[00:14] ---
    "This is our long-awaited favorite."\n
[00:23] ---
    "Understood."\n
[00:29] ---
    *The theory... of savage youth! *
[00:39] ---
    *I only speak when it's time to act *
[00:42] ---
    *I know that's pretty cool
[00:44] ---
    (Searching for our target: we're savage) *
[00:47] ---
    *Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward *
[00:51] ---
    *Maybe we're only halfway helpless *
[00:58] ---
    *What's this wave of irritation? *
[01:01] ---
    *Proof of our existence? *
[01:04] ---
    *Look up at the moon and up you go *
[01:07] ---
    *C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start! *
[01:12] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[01:16] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag *
[01:19] ---
    *The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout *
[01:26] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try) *
[01:29] ---
    *Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
[01:32] ---
    "Whatever" is easy to say *
[01:36] ---
    *But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you *
[01:42] ---
    *But still: youth, to the future! *
[01:48] ---
    *C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth! *
[01:55] ---
    "Episode 11: Transfer Student Time/2nd Period"\n
[02:01] ---
    All right, class, time for homeroom.\n
[02:05] ---
    Please take your seats.\n
[02:07] ---
    That's... big.\n
[02:10] ---
    Koro Sensei, your head is\napproximately 33 percent larger.\n
[02:14] ---
    Please explain.\n
[02:15] ---
    Ah.\n
[02:15] ---
    It's soaked up all this moisture, thanks to the humidity.\n
[02:16] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #14: Prone to dampness"\nIt's soaked up all this moisture, thanks to the humidity.\n
[02:19] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #14: Prone to dampness"\nLike uncooked rice!\n
[02:22] ---
    Now, then...\n
[02:23] ---
    Mr. Karasuma tells me another\ntransfer student is coming.\n
[02:27] ---
    Yeah, well, probably another assassin.\n
[02:30] ---
    I got into a little trouble taking\nRitsu too lightly last time.\n
[02:34] ---
    I won't make that mistake again.\n
[02:38] ---
    In any case, it'll be nice for you\nto have someone else on your side.\n
[02:43] ---
    Hey, Ritsu, have you heard anything?\n
[02:46] ---
    You know, as a fellow transfer assassin?\n
[02:48] ---
    Yes, a little.\n
[02:50] ---
    Originally, he and I were\nto be introduced together.\n
[02:54] ---
    I would handle long-range attacks,\n
[02:56] ---
    and he, close-range combat.\n
[02:59] ---
    Together, we'd drive\nKoro Sensei into a corner.\n
[03:02] ---
    But... those orders were\ncanceled for two reasons.\n
[03:07] ---
    Huh... What were they?\n
[03:09] ---
    One, his adjustment took longer than expected.\n
[03:13] ---
    And two... I lack the capacity\nto provide him support.\n
[03:19] ---
    As an assassin, I am\noverwhelmingly inferior to him.\n
[03:26] ---
    This coming from Ritsu,\nwho blew off Koro Sensei's finger.\n
[03:30] ---
    What kind of monster is this guy?
[03:45] ---
    What's with the outfit?\n
[03:48] ---
    Is that the new kid?\n
[03:57] ---
    Sorry! Didn't mean to frighten you.\n
[04:00] ---
    I'm not the new kid--I'm his guardian.\n
[04:04] ---
    You can call me... "Shiro."\n
[04:08] ---
    Some guy all in white comes in\ndoing tricks? That'd spook anyone!\n
[04:11] ---
    Yeah, except maybe Koro Sens--\n
[04:17] ---
    Koro Sensei, you scaredy-cat!\n
[04:19] ---
    He's spooked enough to use his liquefy trick!\n
[04:20] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #15: Falls for rumors"\n
[04:21] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #15: Falls for rumors"\nWell, Ritsu was telling all those scary stories!\n
[04:24] ---
    N-Nice to meet you, Mr. Shiro.\n
[04:27] ---
    And where is our new student?\n
[04:30] ---
    A pleasure, Koro Sensei.\n
[04:32] ---
    He's a rather... unique child,\nin personality and otherwise.\n
[04:36] ---
    I'll introduce him myself.\n
[04:42] ---
    He's awfully evasive.\n
[04:48] ---
    Yes?\n
[04:50] ---
    Oh, just... you've got good kids here.\n
[04:53] ---
    I'm sure he'll fit right in.\n
[04:56] ---
    Now to introduce him:\n
[04:59] ---
    Hey, Itona!\n
[05:01] ---
    Come on in.\n
[05:11] ---
    I won.\n
[05:13] ---
    I proved that I'm stronger\nthan that classroom wall.\n
[05:16] ---
    Use the damn door!\n
[05:19] ---
    That's all that matters... that's all.\n
[05:22] ---
    Gah, we've got us another handful!\n
[05:25] ---
    Even Koro Sensei doesn't know how to react!\n
[05:27] ---
    He's not smiling... not serious...\n
[05:30] ---
    What's with that half-assed expression?!\n
[05:32] ---
    Itona Horibe. Please, call him Itona.\n
[05:36] ---
    A white-clad guardian and a transfer\nstudent who's impossible to read.\n
[05:41] ---
    We're in for some extra-stormy weather.\n
[05:44] ---
    Say, Itona, something's been bugging me...\n
[05:48] ---
    You came in from outside, right? Empty-handed?\n
[05:51] ---
    It's raining buckets out there,\nyet there's not a drop of rain on you.\n
[06:03] ---
    You might be the strongest one in this class.\n
[06:07] ---
    But don't fret.\n
[06:09] ---
    You're weaker than me, so I won't kill you.\n
[06:14] ---
    I only want to kill\n
[06:17] ---
    those who could be stronger than me.\n
[06:21] ---
    And in this classroom, Koro Sensei,\n
[06:22] ---
    --"Chew well."\n--that's you.\n
[06:25] ---
    Do you mean strong and weak\nin terms of fighting, Itona?\n
[06:29] ---
    If it's a trial of strength, you and I\naren't even in the same dimension.\n
[06:33] ---
    Sure, we are.\n
[06:35] ---
    After all,\n
[06:37] ---
    we're brothers by blood.\n
[06:41] ---
    B-B-B-B-B--\n
[06:43] ---
    "Koro"\nB-B-B-B-B--\n
[06:45] ---
    Brothers?!
[06:49] ---
    The loser dies, big brother.\n
[06:56] ---
    Siblings have no need for cheap tricks.\n
[06:58] ---
    I will kill you and prove my strength.\n
[07:03] ---
    We face off after school--\nhere, in this classroom.\n
[07:09] ---
    Now hang on, sir!\nWhat's this "brother" stuff?!\n
[07:11] ---
    --Humans and octopuses are nothing alike! --No! No no no!
[07:14] ---
    I haven't the foggiest! I was\nborn and raised an only child!\n
[07:19] ---
    When I asked my folks for a little brother,\n
[07:21] ---
    --So, about our standard of living...\n--things got really awkward!\n
[07:23] ---
    --Mmm. --Wait--you have parents?!
[07:26] ---
    "Staff Room"\n
[07:28] ---
    "Shonen Jump"\n
[07:32] ---
    Are they really siblings?\nOr is this a tactic to shake him up?\n
[07:39] ---
    Sorry to startle you, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[07:42] ---
    That boy is the toppest of the top secret.\n
[07:46] ---
    It wasn't unreasonable for\nyou to be in the dark here.\n
[07:50] ---
    But I assure you: he is indeed\nKoro Sensei's brother.\n
[07:56] ---
    And after school, that will\nbecome extremely evident.\n
[08:00] ---
    He sure is packin' in the\nsweets at a healthy pace.\n
[08:03] ---
    He's got Koro Sensei's sweet tooth.\n
[08:06] ---
    And his opaque expression.\n
[08:10] ---
    That brothers thing sure has\neveryone comparing the two of us.\n
[08:14] ---
    Now I'm all antsy.\n
[08:15] ---
    I'll cheer myself up by looking at\nthe girly magazine I bought today.\n
[08:19] ---
    Ah, now this is for grown-up tastes!
[08:21] ---
    "Weekly Young Jump" Ah, now this is for grown-up tastes!
[08:23] ---
    "Weekly Young Jump"\n"Her Young Jump Debut! Samuko Ushiroda"\n
[08:25] ---
    They even like the same big boobs!\n
[08:27] ---
    His credibility just skyrocketed!\n
[08:30] ---
    You think so, Okajima?\n
[08:33] ---
    Oh, yeah!\n
[08:34] ---
    "Weekly Young Jump"\nWe boob men are all brothers!\n
[08:36] ---
    Three brothers now?!
[08:38] ---
    If they really are brothers...\nthen why wouldn't Koro Sensei know?\n
[08:44] ---
    I bet it went like this:\n
[08:49] ---
    Your Highness,\n
[08:50] ---
    the enemy army is upon us!\n
[08:53] ---
    Then I have no choice!\n
[08:55] ---
    My sons!\n
[08:56] ---
    You alone must live!\n
[08:57] ---
    Go on ahead, my brother!\n
[09:00] ---
    Once we're over this bridge,\nwe'll have escaped!\n
[09:05] ---
    My brother!\n
[09:06] ---
    --Brotherrr!\n--Never mind me--go!\n
[09:09] ---
    My brother...\ngo forth and live!\n
[09:13] ---
    And once grown,\nthey began their destined battle\n
[09:16] ---
    without realizing they were brothers!\n
[09:18] ---
    Okay. But why's the little brother human?\n
[09:21] ---
    Um, like... a mutation?\n
[09:23] ---
    You haven't explained the core issue here!\n
[09:25] ---
    You gotta dig deeper on your\ncharacterizations there, Fuwa.\n
[09:28] ---
    And your plot needs more work!\n
[09:31] ---
    This is a real story with real\nbackground, not a fairy tale!\n
[09:35] ---
    More realism!\n
[09:49] ---
    A desk ring?\n
[09:51] ---
    Yep. Like a real match.\n
[09:53] ---
    I've never known anyone to go\nabout an assassination like this.\n
[09:57] ---
    You must be sick of plain old\nassassinations, Koro Sensei.\n
[10:01] ---
    Shall we lay down a rule here?\n
[10:04] ---
    How about... stepping foot out of\nthe ring means death on the spot.\n
[10:08] ---
    What do you think?\n
[10:09] ---
    What the--? Like the loser's\ngonna uphold that rule.\n
[10:13] ---
    No, breaking a rule that\nwe were all witness to\n
[10:17] ---
    would hurt our trust in him as a teacher.\n
[10:19] ---
    That kind of restriction works\nespecially well with him.\n
[10:24] ---
    All right. I accept your rule.\n
[10:27] ---
    However, Itona, hurting\nthe spectators is also a loss.\n
[10:33] ---
    Start on my signal.\n
[10:37] ---
    Assassination...\n
[10:42] ---
    ...begin!\n
[10:49] ---
    Our eyes were all pinned to one spot--\n
[10:53] ---
    and it wasn't our teacher's shorn-off arm.\n
[10:56] ---
    It can't be...\n
[11:03] ---
    Tentacles?!\n
[11:15] ---
    Itona's hair--\n
[11:17] ---
    it's tentacles!\n
[11:18] ---
    Oh, so that's how he stayed dry\nempty-handed in that rain:\n
[11:24] ---
    he can bat away the drops with his tentacles.\n
[11:27] ---
    Where?\n
[11:30] ---
    Where did you get those--\n
[11:34] ---
    those tentacles?!\n
[11:37] ---
    We're not obligated to\ntell you that, Koro Sensei.\n
[11:40] ---
    But this ought to have convinced you:\n
[11:43] ---
    You have different parents,\ndifferent upbringings,\n
[11:46] ---
    but still, you are brothers.\n
[11:50] ---
    My, what a scary face you're making.\n
[11:53] ---
    Did you perhaps remember\nsomething unpleasant?\n
[11:58] ---
    It would appear... you and I\nwill need to have a little talk.\n
[12:04] ---
    But we can't. You'll be dead.\n
[12:08] ---
    Exposure to this pressure ray at close range\n
[12:11] ---
    triggers dilatant behavior in your cells.\n
[12:14] ---
    Your whole body stiffens instantly.\n
[12:17] ---
    We know it all--all of your weak points.\n
[12:23] ---
    Did he get him?\n
[12:24] ---
    No--\n
[12:26] ---
    look up!\n
[12:30] ---
    You've shed your skin.\n
[12:32] ---
    That's right--you had that trick up your sleeve.\n
[12:35] ---
    But, Koro Sensei,\n
[12:37] ---
    we also know there's\na weak spot there, too.\n
[12:41] ---
    Molting expends more energy than it would seem.\n
[12:42] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #16: Right after molting"\nMolting expends more energy than it would seem.\n
[12:44] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #16: Right after molting"\nTherefore, the speed you're so proud\n
[12:45] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #16: Right after molting"\nof drops immediately afterward.\n
[12:47] ---
    And you've grown back the arm that\nItona took in his first surprise attack.\n
[12:51] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #17: Right after regeneration"\n
[12:51] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #17: Right after regeneration"\nThat uses up quite a bit of stamina as well.\n
[12:54] ---
    By my calculations, you should be\nevenly matched physically about now.\n
[12:59] ---
    Your use of tentacles depends greatly\n
[13:01] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #2: Freaks out easily"\non your mental state.\n
[13:04] ---
    Given the shock of being damaged\nby an unexpected tentacle,\n
[13:08] ---
    it's plain to see who's in the lead now.\n
[13:14] ---
    Furthermore,\n
[13:15] ---
    he has the support of his devoted guardian.\n
[13:16] ---
    "Weak Point #18: Hardens upon exposure to a special beam"\nhe has the support of his devoted guardian.\n
[13:30] ---
    Now you'll have to grow back your legs, too.\n
[13:33] ---
    That'll drop your stamina even further,\nmaking you easier to kill.\n
[13:36] ---
    What a relief.\n
[13:38] ---
    Brother, I'm stronger than you.\n
[13:41] ---
    He's got Koro Sensei on the ropes.\n
[13:44] ---
    If they kill him... they'll save the world!\n
[13:48] ---
    And yet... why am I so disappointed?\n
[13:52] ---
    Zeroing in on weak point after weak point\n
[13:55] ---
    like they know the cards he's holding...\n
[13:57] ---
    But honestly?\n
[13:59] ---
    We wanted to find those out for ourselves.\n
[14:02] ---
    And we wanted to kill him!
[14:06] ---
    Your legs have regenerated, I see.\n
[14:09] ---
    Now, can you withstand the next onslaught?\n
[14:13] ---
    I've never been run so ragged before.\n
[14:16] ---
    At first this seemed like\na straightforward face-off,\n
[14:19] ---
    but it's all been so carefully calculated.\n
[14:23] ---
    There's a lot I want to ask you two,\nbut if I don't win this first,\n
[14:28] ---
    there'll be no more talking for me.\n
[14:30] ---
    You still think you can win?\n
[14:31] ---
    Ah, the howling of the losing dog--or octopus.\n
[14:34] ---
    Mr. Shiro, there's one thing\nyou forgot to take into account.\n
[14:39] ---
    There is not. My methods are impeccable.\n
[14:44] ---
    Kill him.\n
[14:55] ---
    What's this?\n
[14:56] ---
    I seem to have stepped in\nsomething you've dropped.\n
[15:02] ---
    When did he...\n
[15:08] ---
    If our tentacles are the same,\nthen these anti-me knives\n
[15:10] ---
    will work the same, too.\n
[15:12] ---
    And the loss of a tentacle unnerves us both.\n
[15:15] ---
    But I'm a little craftier than you.\n
[15:24] ---
    You should be unharmed,\nwrapped in my old skin like that.\n
[15:28] ---
    But your feet are outside the ring.\n
[15:32] ---
    I win. According to the rules,\nthat means you die.\n
[15:38] ---
    You can't kill me anymore.\n
[15:42] ---
    If you want to live, stay and learn\nwith everyone in this class,\n
[15:47] ---
    something that can't be that easily\nmeasured by crunching numbers.\n
[15:50] ---
    That would be the experience gap.\n
[15:52] ---
    I've lived a little longer than you,\nand come to know a little more.\n
[15:57] ---
    I became a teacher because I\nwanted to pass that on to you all.\n
[16:02] ---
    If you don't take my experience\nfrom me here in this classroom,\n
[16:06] ---
    you'll never be able to beat me.\n
[16:09] ---
    I won't? I...\n
[16:13] ---
    I'm weak?!\n
[16:14] ---
    Uh-oh. Itona absolutely despises studying.\n
[16:18] ---
    And lecturing a child who hates to study\n
[16:22] ---
    could unleash genocide!\n
[16:26] ---
    Black tentacles?!\n
[16:27] ---
    Oh, crap! He's gone off the deep end!\n
[16:29] ---
    I'm strong. These tentacles made\nme stronger than all the rest.\n
[16:33] ---
    All the rest...!
[16:43] ---
    Apologies, Koro Sensei.\n
[16:45] ---
    It seems this boy wasn't yet\nmentally prepared for school.\n
[16:50] ---
    I know it's his first day and all...\nbut he'll be taking a little break.\n
[16:55] ---
    Wait!\n
[16:57] ---
    I can't just let that student go--\nI'm his teacher!\n
[17:00] ---
    I shall look after him until he graduates!\n
[17:02] ---
    And, Mr. Shiro... I have\nso very much to ask you.\n
[17:07] ---
    Yeah, no. We're leaving.\n
[17:10] ---
    Or would you stop us by force?\n
[17:13] ---
    Anti-Sensei fibers.\nYou literally can't touch me.\n
[17:19] ---
    Don't worry; he'll be back\nbefore long, Koro Sensei.\n
[17:23] ---
    After all, March is just around the corner.\n
[17:25] ---
    I'll take on the task of\ntutoring him at home.\n
[17:35] ---
    His personality will keep him\nfrom escaping that school\n
[17:38] ---
    before Earth's destruction.\n
[17:41] ---
    And that class!\n
[17:44] ---
    How amusing.\n
[17:47] ---
    So unpredictable--like the sky today,\nraining off and on.\n
[17:54] ---
    "embarrassed"\nOh, how mortifying!\n
[17:56] ---
    What's with Koro Sensei?\n
[17:58] ---
    Dunno. He's been like that for a while now.\n
[18:01] ---
    I'm ashamed to have been involved\nin such a serious development.\n
[18:04] ---
    If anything, I'm more about comic relief!\n
[18:07] ---
    So you know!\n
[18:07] ---
    You sure got good and mad.\n
[18:10] ---
    "Where did you get those--those tentacles?!"\n
[18:14] ---
    Oh, please don't say that, Hazama!\n
[18:16] ---
    Just hearing those words again\nmakes me want to run for the hills!\n
[18:18] ---
    I'm the evasive airhead type!\nThat's my selling point!\n
[18:21] ---
    Showing my serious side\nwill just ruin my type!\n
[18:24] ---
    "Weak Point #19:"\nKinda ticks me off,\n
[18:25] ---
    "Embarrassed when recovering after a serious scene"\nbreaking down your own character type.\n
[18:27] ---
    --So embarrassing! --Still, that was quite a surprise.
[18:29] ---
    Who'd think that Itona boy had tentacles?\n
[18:33] ---
    C'mon, Koro Sensei, tell us!\n
[18:35] ---
    How are you linked to those two?\n
[18:37] ---
    You've always dodged questions\nabout your true form...\n
[18:41] ---
    But seeing that really gets us thinking.\n
[18:43] ---
    Yeah! We're your students, aren't we?\n
[18:46] ---
    Don't we have the right to\nknow our teacher better?\n
[18:50] ---
    Then I suppose I'll have to tell you the truth.\n
[18:55] ---
    And the truth is...\n
[18:59] ---
    I'm an artificial life form!\n
[19:04] ---
    --Well, yeah.\n--And?\n
[19:06] ---
    Way to underreact!\n
[19:07] ---
    Don't you find that a shocking confession?!\n
[19:10] ---
    Well, like, no natural-born\noctopus can move at Mach 20!\n
[19:14] ---
    And if you're not an alien,\nthat's about the only explanation left.\n
[19:17] ---
    And if Itona said he was\nyour younger brother,\n
[19:20] ---
    he must've been created after you were.\n
[19:23] ---
    Too sharp for me! What formidable kids!\n
[19:26] ---
    We want to know what happened\nafter that, Koro Sensei.\n
[19:29] ---
    Why did you get so angry\nwhen you saw Itona's tentacles?\n
[19:33] ---
    Why were you created,\n
[19:36] ---
    and what were your\nthoughts in coming here?\n
[19:41] ---
    Unfortunately, it'd be pointless\nto tell you about that now.\n
[19:46] ---
    If I destroy the Earth,\neverything you want to know\n
[19:49] ---
    will be like so much dust in the wind.\n
[19:54] ---
    On the other hand,\nif you can save the Earth,\n
[19:56] ---
    you'll have plenty of\nopportunities to learn the truth.\n
[20:00] ---
    If you want to know more,\nyou realize there's only one thing to do:\n
[20:04] ---
    Kill me.\n
[20:07] ---
    Assassin and target. Those are\nthe ties that bind us together.\n
[20:12] ---
    If you're looking for the big answers in me,\n
[20:15] ---
    you can only ask them through assassination.\n
[20:21] ---
    If there are no questions, we're done\nfor the day. See you tomorrow.\n
[20:27] ---
    Oh, so mortifying...\n
[20:27] ---
    "embarrassed"\nOh, so mortifying...\n
[20:31] ---
    We are killers. We search for\nanswers with knife and gun.\n
[20:35] ---
    --So, so mortifying...\n--Our target is our teacher. His own life is our question.\n
[20:40] ---
    Oh, I wish I could just disappear!\n
[20:43] ---
    Yes, the students are unhurt.\nMake preparations for repairs.\n
[20:47] ---
    Mr. Karasuma!\n
[20:49] ---
    What brings you here--and so many of you?\n
[20:52] ---
    Um... can you teach us\nmore assassination skills?\n
[20:59] ---
    More than you already know?\n
[21:01] ---
    We always figured *somebody *would wind up killing Koro Sensei,
[21:04] ---
    like it didn't have to do with us.\n
[21:06] ---
    Yeah, and when we saw Itona, we realized...\n
[21:10] ---
    We don't want it to be just anyone.\nWe want to kill him ourselves.\n
[21:13] ---
    If they bring in another tough assassin,\n
[21:17] ---
    we'll lose track of what all\nour hard work has been for.\n
[21:21] ---
    So in the time we have left, we want\nto kill our teacher the best we can.\n
[21:27] ---
    We want to kill him and find\nthe answers for ourselves.\n
[21:31] ---
    What a change in attitude.\n
[21:34] ---
    Excellent.\n
[21:36] ---
    All right. Interested students can\nstay after class for extra training.\n
[21:41] ---
    Extra, tougher training.
[21:43] ---
    Yes, sir!\n
[21:44] ---
    Let's start with some\nclimbing on our new rope!\n
[21:48] ---
    That's rough!\n
[21:49] ---
    Begin!\n
[21:50] ---
    Class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High\nis the assassination classroom.\n
[21:54] ---
    The rain'll let up; another day,\n another class bell rings.\n
[21:58] ---
    Next!\n
[22:02] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:07] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:13] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:19] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
    *Shine again *

12 - Ball Game Tournament Time

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    The rainy season's finally over!\n
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    It's starting to get hot.\n
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    The season for outdoor activities.\n
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    How about we go have fun somewhere outside?\n
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    Sure, what do you want to do?\n
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    How about fishing?\n
[00:20] ---
    Sounds good. What's there to catch right now?\n
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    Summer is the season for fresh delinquents.\n
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    Let's use Nagisa as bait to catch\nthe ones that try to shake him down\n
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    --and fleece them instead!\n--Big haul! Big haul!\n
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    I never knew delinquents were seasonal.\n
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    What should we do?\n
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    --What do you feel like, Nagisa? --Let's see...
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    Oh, how about the beach?\n
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    Ooh, the beach...\n
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    Nice throw, Captain!\n
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    "Kunugi"\nNice throw, Captain!\n
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    "Baseball Club Captain, Kunugigaoka Junior High"\n"Kazutaka Shindo"\n
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    Hey, Sugino, it's you!\n
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    Long time no see.\n
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    For real?\n
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    --Hey, it's you!\n--Sugino!\n
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    --Hello!\n--Hey!\n
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    Hey, Sugino!\n
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    What gives? You should\ncome say hi once in a while.\n
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    Nah, it'd be kind of awkward.\n
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    You're pitching in next week's\nball game tournament, right?\n
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    Oh, I guess it hasn't been\ndecided yet, but I think I'd like to.\n
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    We'll be looking forward to it!\n
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    Sure thing!\n
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    But man, I envy you, Sugino.\n
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    You're E Class, so you get\nto goof off every day.\n
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    We've got schoolwork and the club, so we're running on fumes.
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    Knock it off. That's not nice.\n
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    Juggling both schoolwork and\nextracurriculars at a prep school\n
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    isn't something you have to do\nunless you're one of the chosen.\n
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    Wow, that's incredible.\n
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    You make it sound like\nyou're one of the chosen.\n
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    That's right, I am.\n
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    Don't like it? Then I'll show you\nat the ball game tournament.\n
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    There are those chosen to stand\nat the top and those who aren't.\n
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    You'll see the huge gap that's already\nopened between us at our age.\n
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    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
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    *Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
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    *Sensei! Target on *
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    *The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
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    *Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
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    *We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
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    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
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    *Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
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    *We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
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    *Mr. Teacher, tell us *
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    *Will we, still incomplete *
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    *Be able to shoot through *
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    *The invincible target that's you? *
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    *As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
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    *Mr. Teacher, look at us *
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    *Lost in so many ways *
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    *For you more than anyone else *
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    *Studying like a house on fire *
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    *Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
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    *A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
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    *Revolution *
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    *Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
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    "Episode 12: Ball Game Tournament Time"\n
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    Mm-hm.\n
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    A class versus class\nball game tournament, is it?\n
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    Cultivating healthy minds and bodies\nthrough sports--most excellent!\n
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    However...\n
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    "Ball Game Tournament Year 3 Boys' Baseball"\nWhy is E Class not in the tournament bracket?\n
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    E Class doesn't get entered\ninto the tournament.\n
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    Due to the splendid reason that\nthere'd be an odd number of teams.\n
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    Instead, we have to play in\nthe exhibition game at the end.\n
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    The exhibition game?\n
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    Basically, it's just a spectacle.\n
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    As the entire school looks on,\nwe get pitted against the Baseball Club\n
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    and the girls the Girls' Basketball Club.\n
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    I see, so it's the same old same old.\n
[03:57] ---
    Yep.\n
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    We aren't sticking around to be laughingstocks.\n
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    You guys handle it however you want.\n
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    See ya.\n
[04:05] ---
    Hey, wait! Terasaka!\n
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    Sheesh!\n
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    If it's baseball, the go-to guy'd be Sugino.\n
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    Got any secrets we can use to win?\n
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    It's impossible.\n
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    Our baseball club is pretty strong.\n
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    Especially Shindo, our current team captain.\n
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    His powerful fastball\n
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    has even gotten the attention\nof the prestigious high schools.\n
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    A star pupil and a star athlete--\nit's like, unfair.\n
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    But you know...\n
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    I want to win, Koro Sensei.\n
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    Not just put up a good fight. Win.\n
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    I don't want to lose at\nthe sport that I love.\n
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    After getting kicked out of the\nBaseball Club and coming to E Class,\n
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    my feelings have actually only grown stronger.\n
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    I want to team up with these guys and win--\n
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    So excited! So excited!\n
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    R-Right. You want to play baseball, too.\nI hear you loud and clear.\n
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    I've always wanted to be the\nfiery coach in a sports drama.\n
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    I won't smack you kids around or anything,\nso instead, I'll flip dinner tables.\n
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    You're way too prepared!\n
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    Lately, you've grown more articulate\nabout the direction you want to go in.\n
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    "I want to kill." "I want to win."\n
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    Unwavering, no matter the adversity you face.\n
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    To reward that spirit,\nCoach Koro will impart upon you\n
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    the training and strategy\nthat will allow you to win!\n
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    Whoa-oh! It's a high one!\n
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    Center fielder catches it with ease!\nThe game is over!\n
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    The winner of the Year 3\nBaseball Tournament is A Class!\n
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    Aw, man, we lost.\n
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    Let's watch the next match\nto put this behind us.\n
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    Guys less talented than us\nsuffering an even worse humiliation!\n
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    And now, lastly,\n
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    we have the exhibition match between\nClass 3-E and the Baseball Club.\n
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    Only the elite with both\nscholastic and athletic ability\n
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    can stand above others as one of the chosen.\n
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    That's what it means to\nexcel at both pen and sword.\n
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    You excelled at neither.\nSomeone who wasn't chosen.\n
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    Let's play a tight game!\n
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    Yeah!\n
[06:09] ---
    Whoa, hey, why're they so fired up?\n
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    Come to think of it, where's Coach Koro?\nI thought he was going to give us directions.\n
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    He's over there.\n
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    Mr. Karasuma told him not to\ndraw attention to himself,\n
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    so he's using forced perspective\nto look like one of the balls.\n
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    He said he'll signal us with\nthe color of his face and stuff.\n
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    Like that's not going to give him away!\n
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    One! Two! Three!\nOne! Two! Three!\n
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    What'd he say?\n
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    --Hey, there, Teach!\n--Let me see...\n
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    He said, "Win like you're going to kill them."\n
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    That's true, we're after a much bigger target.\n
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    If we can't win against those chumps,\nwe'll never be able to kill our teacher.\n
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    All right!\n
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    Let's kill it!\n
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    Yeah!\n
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    Now, let us give them a taste\n
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    of baseball from hell, infused with\nmurderous intent and tentacles!\n
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    Now, top of the first inning!\n
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    E Class is on offense.\nBatter number one, third baseman, Kimura!\n
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    Strike!\n
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    But man, that super-junior high pitch sure is fast.\n
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    I hear he gets up to 140 kilometers per hour.\n
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    What?! 140?!\n
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    That's right up there with the pros!\n
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    Man, it totally feels like\nwe're a visiting team.\n
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    One! Two! Three!\n
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    Roger that.\n
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    All right! Here we go!\n
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    Whoa-oh, the batter's plenty fired up!\n
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    We'll get the first three batters\nout to end the top of the first\n
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    and in the bottom, we'll score\nten runs and get it called.\n
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    --You're a nobody.\n--Now, here's Shindo, with his second pitch.\n
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    And he throws!\n
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    What?!\n
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    Whoa! A bunt!\n
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    --Kimura is the fastest runner in E Class.\n--That went in a nice direction for him!\n
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    Catch them by surprise and he\nshould easily make it to first base.\n
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    --He's safe! This is unexpected!\n--Yes!\n
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    --E Class, no outs, runner on first!\n--Damn! Sneaky bastard...\n
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    Batter number two, Shiota.\n
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    One! Two! Three!\n
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    Whoa! A push bunt!\n
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    Damn it!\n
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    They may be a powerhouse,\nbut they're still junior high kids.\n
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    They can't handle bunts the way pros can.\n
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    Aw! He's got nowhere to throw it!\n
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    Unbelievable! No outs!\nRunners on first and second!\n
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    Wh-What?!\n
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    Hey, this game is starting\nto go in a weird direction.\n
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    Impossible!\n
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    Getting a fastball like Shindo's\n
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    to go where you want it to\nis virtually impossible!\n
[08:13] ---
    --Hah! How do you like that?\n--Batter number three, shortstop, Isogai.\n
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    --We've been practicing against that thing. --Batter number three, shortstop, Isogai.
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    Pitcher Koro throws 300\nkilometers per hour pitches!\n
[08:22] ---
    Infielder Koro lays down an\nimpregnable defense with clones!\n
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    Please, you get it.\n
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    --Oh, no, please, you get it.\n--Will you make it in time?\n
[08:27] ---
    Catcher Koro destroys your\nfocus by whispering trash-talk.\n
[08:31] ---
    You were so into it secretly playing\nair guitar behind the school, Mimura.\n
[08:35] ---
    --I can't take any more.\n--Next up, we study our opponents.\n
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    I had Takebayashi spy on them\nfor the last three days.\n
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    It was a pain.\n
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    "1 Kazutaka Shindo" \n
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    Shindo's pitches top out at\n140.5 kilometers per hour.\n
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    The fastball and the curveball are all he has.\n
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    Even during practice matches,\n90 percent of his pitches were fastballs.\n
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    With his powerful fastball,\n
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    that's all he needs to win\nat the junior high level.\n
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    Yes! Put another way,\n
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    we've got this in the bag as long\nas we have that fastball down cold.\n
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    So! For our practice from here on out,\n
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    I'll throw the same pitches Shindo\nthrows with the exact same form\n
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    and throw extra slow, just like Shindo does.\n
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    After seeing those pitches from me earlier,\n
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    his pitches will look like they're not moving.\n
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    Whoa! And another bunt!\n
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    Therefore, if it's just bunts, it's possible\nto become amply proficient at it.\n
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    I-It's a fair ball!\n
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    It's come to a dead stop right on the line!\n
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    Batter number three, Isogai, is safe!\n
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    Th-The bases are loaded!\n
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    No outs! Bases loaded!\n
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    M-Maybe Shindo's not\nfeeling well or something?\n
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    Batter number four, pitcher, Sugino.\n
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    Sugino!\n
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    One! Two! Three!\n
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    Play ball!\n
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    Now, the game resumes.\n
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    Whoa-oh! There's that bunting stance again!\n
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    Wha...\n
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    What is this?\n
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    What's up with these guys?\n
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    Is what I'm playing right now...\n
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    ...baseball?\n
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    It's true--in terms of sheer power,\nI'm no match for you.\n
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    But with a well-aimed strike, even the weak\n
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    can take on a gigantic power and bring it...\n
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    ...down!\n
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    He hit it!\n
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    The ball is going deep\ninto right center field!\n
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    --Following the runner on second base,\n--Third! Third! Third base!\n
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    --the runner on first base is also heading for home!\n--Second base, go left! Left!\n
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    N-No way...\n
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    The hitter Sugino also makes it to third base!\n
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    --It's a triple that's cleared the bases!\n--All right!\n
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    Wh-What the heck is this?\nThis isn't how it's supposed to go.\n
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    \n--E Class has scored the first three runs of the game. Oh?\n
[10:34] ---
    --This is bad!\n--E Class has scored the first three runs of the game. Oh?\n
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    You look rather pale, Mr. Terai.\n
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    Perhaps you are not feeling well.\n
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    You should go rest right away.\n
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    The team members are so worried,\nthey are not able to play their best.\n
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    S-Sir! N-No, as you can see, I am perfectly--\n
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    I am glad to find you unwell.\n
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    Were it not for illness,\n
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    no instructor employed at my school\nwould perform so disgracefully.\n
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    Ah! As I thought, he has a terrible fever.\n
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    Please take Mr. Terai to the nurse's office.\n
[11:08] ---
    Yes, sir!\n
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    In the meantime, I shall serve as the coach.\n
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    Wh-What are you...\n
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    Oh, I will merely educate them a little.\n
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    Man! That was too bad.\n
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    Yeah. We'll get them next time!\n
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    I'm sorry. I was the one\nwho dragged us down.\n
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    --That's not true.\n--Don't worry about it.\n
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    When I saw the bobbing boobs\non those basketball players,\n
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    the rage and bloodlust just made\nme see nothing but red and I...\n
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    What's up with your animosity\ntowards big boobs?!\n
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    But I mean...\n
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    Now, then...\n
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    I wonder how the boys are doing.\n
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    Mr. Principal...\n
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    Top of the first inning and the final boss\nalready makes his appearance?\n
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    A-According to the information I just received,\n
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    Mr. Terai, the coach of the Baseball Club,\n
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    had been gravely ill since before the match\n
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    and the players were so\nworried for their teacher\n
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    that their hearts were not in the game!\n
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    The principal couldn't\nstand by and do nothing,\n
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    so it seems he will be\ntaking charge immediately!\n
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    --Batter number five, second baseman, Maehara.\n--Now, the game resumes!\n
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    How will they--\n
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    Wh-What in the world is this?!\n
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    All players are defending the infield!\n
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    \n--I have never seen the defense moved in like this!\n
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    --They know that all we've got is the bunt.\n--I have never seen the defense moved in like this!\n
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    But they can't do that, right?!\nGetting up close like that?!\n
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    According to the rules,\n
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    they're free to defend wherever they\nwant as long as it's in fair territory.\n
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    It'd be a different story if\nthe umpire made a call against it,\n
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    but the teacher acting\nas umpire is on their side.\n
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    We can't expect anything from him.\n
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    Now, let's reset the flow of this game.\n
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    About Sugino of E Class...\n
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    It seems he joined a municipal baseball club.\n
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    In his own way, he's making an effort.\n
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    But what of it?\n
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    Everyone makes an effort.\n
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    Chosen people such as\nyourselves have a destiny.\n
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    In the life ahead of you,\n
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    you'll have to trample hundreds,\neven thousands, of people like him\n
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    in order to get ahead.\n
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    You would be better off not\nthinking of this as baseball.\n
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    This is the work of trampling\njust ten of those thousands.\n
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    Now, let us begin our work.\n
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    Yowch!\n
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    He popped it up!\n
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    Has the pressure of the\ninfielders gotten to Maehara?!\n
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    That's one out now!\n
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    --Batter number six, center fielder, Okajima.\n--You've got to be kidding me! You can't get by that with a bunt!\n
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    What're we going to do, Coach Koro?!\n
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    One! Two! Three!\n
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    There's nothing else we can do?!\n
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    Strike three! Batter out!\n
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    Strike three! Batter out!\n
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    --Three outs! Switch!\n--And just like that, they got three out!\n
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    The pitcher, Shindo, is completely\nback to his usual form!\n
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    Keep it up, Shindo.\n
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    All you have to do is\nthrow four-seam fastballs.\n
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    Make your movements large and\npitch as though to overpower them.\n
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    Yes, sir!\n
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    And I will say this again to all of you.\n
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    This is not baseball.\n
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    This is the work of unilaterally\ngaining ascendancy.\n
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    Yes, sir!\n
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    We're turning the tables on them!\n
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    Yeah!\n
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    "Easy to Understand" "Rule Book"\n
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    "Easy to Understand" "Rule Book"\nHe, too, is masterful at educating his students.\n
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    He has a good memory of his\nstudents' faces and their talents,\n
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    and he's exceptional at teaching,\nas well as getting them motivated.\n
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    Their methods are very similar.\n
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    --And yet, how can they be so different as educators?\n--Come on, inspiration! Come on, inspiration!\n
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    This contest of leadership between these two...\n
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    I'm a little interested to see how it goes.\n
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    I get it now, Karasuma!\nIn other words, with ball and stick, you...\n
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    Batter number one, left fielder, Hashimoto.\n
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    Play ball!\n
[14:33] ---
    Sugino of Class E, first pitch. And he throws.\n
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    Whoa!\n
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    --Strike!\n--Holy smokes!\n
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    Don't let them get a hit, Sugino.\n
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    I'm not sure any of us can catch\nthe ball, even if it comes our way.\n
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    I know.\n
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    Try repeating after me.\n
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    "I am strong."\n
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    "I will wind up big and throw."\n
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    I am strong.\n
[14:53] ---
    I will wind up big and throw.\n
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    "I will overpower them."\n
[14:57] ---
    I will overpower them.\n
[14:59] ---
    "I will trample them."\n
[15:00] ---
    I will trample them.\n
[15:01] ---
    \n--U-Unbelievable! He's struck out two batters in a row!\n
[15:02] ---
    --Karma.\n--U-Unbelievable! He's struck out two batters in a row!\n
[15:04] ---
    Don't show up right at my feet, Coach Koro.\n
[15:07] ---
    You looking to get stepped on?\n
[15:10] ---
    The next inning begins\nwith you first up to bat.\n
[15:12] ---
    How about we try shaking things up\nwith some provocation from you?\n
[15:15] ---
    Now, top of the second inning!\n
[15:16] ---
    Still going with the impregnable bunt defense!\n
[15:19] ---
    Batter number eight, left fielder, Akabane.\n
[15:23] ---
    \n--What are you doing? Hurry up and get in the batter's box.\n
[15:24] ---
    --Hey!\n--What are you doing? Hurry up and get in the batter's box.\n
[15:26] ---
    Isn't this playing dirty, Mr. Principal?\n
[15:29] ---
    They're taking up defensive\npositions that clutter up the field,\n
[15:32] ---
    and the teacher acting as umpire\nhasn't given them any warnings.\n
[15:35] ---
    Don't you guys think it's weird, too?\n
[15:38] ---
    Oh, I get it.\n
[15:40] ---
    You guys are morons,\n
[15:41] ---
    so you don't understand defensive\npositions and stuff, do you?\n
[15:43] ---
    Quit whining about\nthe little things, E Class!\n
[15:46] ---
    It's an exhibition game! Quit trying to dispute the defense!
[15:49] ---
    Don't think it's working, Coach.\n
[15:52] ---
    That's perfectly fine.\n
[15:54] ---
    The important thing is to speak out,\nand protest loud and clear.\n
[15:57] ---
    Top of the second inning, E Class\nhelplessly gives up three outs!\n
[16:02] ---
    He hit it!\n
[16:03] ---
    The trajectory's low!\nIt smacked right into the fence!\n
[16:06] ---
    --Uh-oh! He couldn't catch it off the bounce!\n--Nice hit!\n
[16:08] ---
    Shindo makes it to second base\nwith room to spare! It's a double!\n
[16:11] ---
    Thank you, Koro Sensei,\n
[16:13] ---
    for helping me educate them.\n
[16:15] ---
    The weak, who try to win\nusing nothing but cheap tricks,\n
[16:19] ---
    and the overwhelmingly strong,\nwho easily overpower them.\n
[16:22] ---
    I wonder which the students\nwould rather be like.\n
[16:27] ---
    Strike three! Batter out!\n
[16:29] ---
    Now, bottom of the third!\nWe've finally come to the end!\n
[16:32] ---
    It's the Baseball Club's turn\non offense and that's it!\n
[16:34] ---
    Hashimoto.\n
[16:36] ---
    Yes, sir!\n
[16:36] ---
    Show them how it is done.\n
[16:40] ---
    \n--Whoa-oh! A bunt!\n
[16:42] ---
    --Damn it!\n--It's E Class's turn to see their share of hell!\n
[16:44] ---
     --E Class, this is how bunting is done!
[16:45] ---
    --Sorry. --E Class, this is how bunting is done!
[16:46] ---
    --It's all good. --E Class, this is how bunting is done!
[16:47] ---
    The Baseball Club bunting against amateurs...\n
[16:51] ---
    Even the students watching would\nnormally find it unacceptable.\n
[16:54] ---
    --But the fact that you did it first\n
[16:56] ---
    --Damn it!\n--provided us with proper justification.\n
[16:59] ---
    To show you how it's really done.
[17:02] ---
    No outs! Bases loaded!\nAnd the batter that's up is...\n
[17:04] ---
    ...our school's superstar! Our pride and joy!\n
[17:07] ---
    It's Shindo!\n
[17:10] ---
    I'll trample you, Sugino!\n
[17:14] ---
    In order to orchestrate\nthis for the final inning,\n
[17:17] ---
    I have been building him up\nsince the first inning.\n
[17:20] ---
    It will not be a bunt that clinches the game,\n
[17:23] ---
    but the swing of the powerful--\nthe star of this game!\n
[17:25] ---
    Now, what hand will you play,\n
[17:27] ---
    Mr. Homeroom Teacher to these assassins?\n
[17:31] ---
    Karma.\n
[17:32] ---
    The time has come to put your\nearlier provocation to good use.\n
[17:36] ---
    Oh, I get it now.\n
[17:39] ---
    I think we have no choice but to walk Shindo.\n
[17:41] ---
    Hey, instructions from the coach.\n
[17:44] ---
    Now, the game resumes--\n
[17:46] ---
    But...\n
[17:48] ---
    Th-These tight defensive positions!\n
[17:51] ---
    We're clearly defending in positions\nthat would disrupt the batter's focus,\n
[17:55] ---
    but when you guys did it earlier,\nthe umpire didn't say anything.\n
[18:00] ---
    You've got no problems\nwith this, right, Principal?\n
[18:02] ---
    Indeed.\n
[18:04] ---
    You have thought this through,\nbut that is just a clever trick.\n
[18:07] ---
    Feel free.\n
[18:08] ---
    Mere changes in defense will not\nrattle those who are chosen.\n
[18:12] ---
    Wow, tough talk.\nThen we'll take you at your word.\n
[18:17] ---
    T-Talk about close!\n
[18:19] ---
    Forget about tight defense!\nThis is point-blank range defense!\n
[18:21] ---
    He could hit them with\nhis swing at that distance!\n
[18:24] ---
    Don't mind us--swing away, superstar.\nWe won't get in the way of the pitch.\n
[18:30] ---
    A worthless bluff.\n
[18:32] ---
    Swing away without a care, Shindo.\n
[18:34] ---
    Even if you break some bones,\n
[18:36] ---
    it will be E Class that gets penalized\nfor obstructing the batter.\n
[18:40] ---
    Think they can mock me like this?\n
[18:42] ---
    If I swing big and scare them,\n
[18:44] ---
    they'll back down for sure!\n
[18:49] ---
    Strike!\n
[18:51] ---
    They barely moved to dodge him...\n
[18:53] ---
    In terms of their nerves of steel and dynamic\nvisual acuity, they're at the top of E Class.\n
[18:58] ---
    Simply dodging the bat is\neasier than bunting for them.\n
[19:02] ---
    A slow swing like that won't cut it.\n
[19:05] ---
    Next time,\n
[19:08] ---
    try swinging like you're going to kill us.\n
[19:11] ---
    At this point,\n
[19:13] ---
    Shindo could no longer physically\nkeep up with the principal's strategy.\n
[19:16] ---
    Both the runners and the audience members\n
[19:18] ---
    were overwhelmed by this bizarre\nspectacle masquerading as baseball.\n
[19:27] ---
    Nagisa!\n
[19:28] ---
    --Out!\n--Third base!\n
[19:30] ---
    Out!\n
[19:31] ---
    Kimura! First base next!\n
[19:33] ---
    The runner hasn't run, so no rush!\n
[19:35] ---
    Roger that!\n
[19:37] ---
    Out!\n
[19:38] ---
    A t-triple play--game over.\n
[19:41] ---
    Unbelievable... Unbelievable...\n
[19:43] ---
    E Class has...\n
[19:44] ---
    --You boys are awesome!\n--...won against the Baseball Club!\n
[19:45] ---
    --They did it!\n--...won against the Baseball Club!\n
[19:48] ---
    What the hell? That was no fun!\n
[19:50] ---
    The Baseball Club lost to\nthose E Class nobodies!\n
[19:53] ---
    Who the hell loses with that\nkind of difference in firepower?!\n
[19:56] ---
    The people who were watching\nprobably have no way of knowing\n
[20:00] ---
    about the numerous strategies\n
[20:01] ---
    that the two coaches pitted against\neach other behind the scenes.\n
[20:05] ---
    Between this and the midterms,\nI'd say I'm at one win and one loss.\n
[20:09] ---
    We shall settle this with\nthe upcoming final exams.\n
[20:13] ---
    Shindo.\n
[20:16] ---
    Sorry for turning it into such a crazy game.\n
[20:20] ---
    But I know.\n
[20:22] ---
    You're a way stronger\nbaseball player than I am.\n
[20:25] ---
    I don't think I won against you\nwith this or anything.\n
[20:30] ---
    Then...\n
[20:31] ---
    ...why did you go to all this trouble to win?\n
[20:34] ---
    Weren't you trying to produce real results\nto show that you're stronger than me?\n
[20:40] ---
    Nagisa always keeps me company\nwhen I practice my breaking balls.\n
[20:45] ---
    And things like Karma and Isogai's reflexes\n
[20:47] ---
    and how everyone'd gotten good\nat bunting was amazing, right?\n
[20:51] ---
    But without real results to show for it,\nit's hard to get that across.\n
[20:55] ---
    Well, what it boils down to is this:\n
[20:57] ---
    I wanted to brag a little.\n
[20:59] ---
    About my current friends, to my old friends.\n
[21:06] ---
    You remember this, Sugino!\n
[21:08] ---
    Next time we play will be in high school!\n
[21:10] ---
    You got it!\n
[21:11] ---
    If Earth's still here by the time we hit high school.
[21:14] ---
    What's wrong?\n
[21:15] ---
    Nah, it's nothing.\n
[21:42] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:49] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:55] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:55] ---
    *Shine again *

13 - Talent Time

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[00:08] ---
    Don't look away!\n
[00:10] ---
    Predict your target's moves!\n
[00:12] ---
    If you all do that, you'll block off\nevery last one of his escape routes!\n
[00:16] ---
    We're going on our fourth month of training,\n
[00:19] ---
    and more and more students\nare showing promise.\n
[00:22] ---
    Yuma Isogai and Hiroto Maehara.\n
[00:25] ---
    They've got great reflexes,\n
[00:27] ---
    and when they work as a pair,\ntheir knives hit the mark more often now.\n
[00:32] ---
    Karma Akabane.\n
[00:33] ---
    He seems like the evasive,\nmeandering type at first glance,\n
[00:36] ---
    but there's great mischief in those eyes.\n
[00:41] ---
    Tch!\n
[00:42] ---
    And the girls:\n
[00:43] ---
    Hinata Okano's unpredictable movement\nborn of her gymnastics background,\n
[00:47] ---
    and Meg Kataoka, with a reach\nand momentum to rival the boys'.\n
[00:51] ---
    These traits make them stand out as attackers.\n
[00:54] ---
    And Koro Sensei, the very\nmodel of an ideal teacher.\n
[00:58] ---
    To kill such a man of character\nwould be unthinkable!\n
[01:00] ---
    Don't be making up thoughts for me.\n
[01:02] ---
    Get lost, target!\n
[01:05] ---
    Although no other students\nhave distinguished themselves,\n
[01:08] ---
    overall their talent has come quite a long way.\n
[01:19] ---
    Ow...\n
[01:22] ---
    Sorry!\n
[01:23] ---
    Put a little too much oomph into my block there.\n
[01:25] ---
    Oh, I-I'm fine.\n
[01:27] ---
    Dummy! You gotta keep an eye on him!\n
[01:31] ---
    Nagisa Shiota...\n
[01:34] ---
    The strange presence I just felt--\nwas that my imagination?\n
[01:44] ---
    Man, I just can't hit him!\n
[01:46] ---
    Mr. Karasuma has, like, zero chinks.\n
[01:49] ---
    Sir! Come out for snacks with us after class!\n
[01:52] ---
    I appreciate the invite,\nbut I still have work to do.\n
[01:57] ---
    No chinks in his private life, either.\n
[01:59] ---
    It's more like there's a wall\nbetween him and us,\n
[02:02] ---
    like he's keeping his distance.\n
[02:04] ---
    He takes good care of us and all,\n
[02:08] ---
    but is that only because he has to?
[02:13] ---
    Yo, Karasuma!\n
[02:16] ---
    Takaoka!\n
[02:20] ---
    A new teacher?\n
[02:22] ---
    Hey! I'm Akira Takaoka, \n
[02:24] ---
    "Ministry of Defense Special Forces" "Akira Takaoka"\nand I'll be assisting Karasuma as of today!\n
[02:28] ---
    "Ministry of Defense Special Forces" "Akira Takaoka"\nNice to meet you, E Class!\n
[02:32] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[02:34] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[02:40] ---
    *Sensei! Target on *
[02:43] ---
    *The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
[02:48] ---
    *Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
[02:53] ---
    *We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
[03:01] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[03:03] ---
    *Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[03:09] ---
    *We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[03:17] ---
    *Mr. Teacher, tell us *
[03:19] ---
    *Will we, still incomplete *
[03:22] ---
    *Be able to shoot through *
[03:25] ---
    *The invincible target that's you? *
[03:27] ---
    *As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[03:33] ---
    *Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[03:35] ---
    *Lost in so many ways *
[03:38] ---
    *For you more than anyone else *
[03:40] ---
    *Studying like a house on fire *
[03:43] ---
    *Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
[03:48] ---
    *A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
[03:51] ---
    *Revolution *
[03:54] ---
    *Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
[04:01] ---
    "Episode 13: Talent Time"\n
[04:06] ---
    What's all this?\n
[04:08] ---
    Cake!\n
[04:09] ---
    And éclairs from Le Hermès!\n
[04:12] ---
    Are you sure? They look so pricey...\n
[04:14] ---
    Go on, eat up! I emptied out my\nwallet for this, so don't hold back!\n
[04:19] ---
    You sure know your brand-name sweets.\n
[04:22] ---
    Honestly, when it comes to me and sugar,\n
[04:24] ---
    it's love!\n
[04:25] ---
    So cute for such a big guy...\n
[04:27] ---
    So will you be taking over phys ed tomorrow?\n
[04:30] ---
    Yep! Orders from headquarters.\nGotta lessen Karasuma's load, so--\n
[04:35] ---
    Caaake...\n
[04:36] ---
    Oh, you must be Koro Sensei! Eat, eat!\n
[04:41] ---
    We'll still end up killing you.\n
[04:44] ---
    For colleagues, you and Mr. Karasuma\nare like night and day.\n
[04:48] ---
    You're like a neighborhood dad!\n
[04:51] ---
    Dad! I like that!\n
[04:53] ---
    We're in the same classroom,\nso that makes us family, right?\n
[05:05] ---
    "The Next Day"\n
[05:06] ---
    "The Next Day"\nGreat--the gang's all here!\n
[05:09] ---
    Now, things could start getting a little tough,\n
[05:11] ---
    but I'll have more delicious treats\nfor you when it's all over!\n
[05:14] ---
    And you're not just saying that because you want to eat them?
[05:17] ---
    Gotta keep my figure!\n
[05:25] ---
    And you're fine with this?\nHe comes across as awfully forced.\n
[05:30] ---
    And Karma's cutting his class entirely.\n
[05:33] ---
    We were in the airborne brigade together.\n
[05:36] ---
    I understand he's a far\nbetter instructor than I.\n
[05:42] ---
    He's got a good grip on his students' hearts.\n
[05:45] ---
    That ought to go far in training.\n
[05:48] ---
    Maybe I was going about this the wrong way.\n
[05:51] ---
    Rather than drawing a line and\nconnecting to them as a professional,\n
[05:54] ---
    perhaps his method of relating\nto them like family would...\n
[06:06] ---
    Now, then!\n
[06:07] ---
    Along with your new training regimen\n
[06:09] ---
    "Training"\ncomes a new schedule!\n
[06:13] ---
    "Training"\nNo way!\n
[06:15] ---
    "Training"\nTen periods?\n
[06:16] ---
    "Training"\nTraining until 9 at night?\n
[06:19] ---
    But of course! Following this curriculum\n
[06:23] ---
    will boost your abilities by leaps and bounds.\n
[06:25] ---
    --Let's get to work!\n--Hey, wait a minute! This is impossible!\n
[06:29] ---
    With so little time for learning,\nour grades'll plummet!\n
[06:32] ---
    And no free time, either? We can't do this!\n
[06:39] ---
    "We can't," nothing. You will.
[06:42] ---
    It's like I said: we're a family,\nand I'm the dad.\n
[06:46] ---
    Show me a family that\ndoesn't do as the dad says.\n
[06:51] ---
    If you want to sit out, sit out.\n
[06:53] ---
    I'll use my authority to bring in\nnew students to replace you.\n
[06:58] ---
    But I don't want to have to do that.\n
[07:02] ---
    After all, you're my precious family.\n
[07:04] ---
    A father doesn't want to lose\na single one of his children.\n
[07:08] ---
    Let's save the world\ntogether, kids--as a family!\n
[07:12] ---
    You need only two things\nto win over your students:\n
[07:17] ---
    affection and fear.\n
[07:19] ---
    Well? You're coming along\nwith your old dad, right?\n
[07:24] ---
    W-Well...\n
[07:25] ---
    I, um...\n
[07:29] ---
    I don't want to.\nI prefer Mr. Karasuma's class.\n
[07:38] ---
    Kanzaki!\n
[07:39] ---
    Seems you still don't understand.\nThe only answer here is "yes."\n
[07:45] ---
    If that's a problem, we can\ntalk it out with our fists.\n
[07:48] ---
    That's one of your old dad's specialties!\n
[07:51] ---
    Takaoka, stop!\n
[07:54] ---
    Are you all right? Does your neck hurt?\n
[07:58] ---
    I'm okay.\n
[07:59] ---
    And you, Maehara?\n
[08:01] ---
    Y-Yeah, fine.\n
[08:02] ---
    I'm going easy on them, Karasuma.\nAfter all, they're my family.\n
[08:08] ---
    No,\n
[08:09] ---
    they're not your family--they're my students.\n
[08:13] ---
    Koro Sensei!\n
[08:15] ---
    Just what have you been up to\nwhile my back was turned?\n
[08:20] ---
    Got a problem, monster? Phys ed is my class to run.
[08:27] ---
    And these punishments fall well\nwithin the bounds of education.\n
[08:30] ---
    I don't have much time to train up\nthese assassins to kill you--\n
[08:34] ---
    of course I need to be tough on them.\n
[08:37] ---
    And so what if I am? Just because\nyour views on education differ,\n
[08:41] ---
    is that any reason to attack a man\nwho never did you any harm?\n
[08:52] ---
    He'll wind up crushing those students.\n
[08:55] ---
    It looks all wrong to me, but he has\nhis own ideas about education...\n
[09:01] ---
    That's why, Mr. Karasuma,\nas a fellow phys ed teacher,\n
[09:05] ---
    I'd like you to shut him down.
[09:08] ---
    Me? Shut him down?\n
[09:11] ---
    It must really grind your gears, Karasuma,\n
[09:13] ---
    me stealing away your students like this.\n
[09:17] ---
    You were the best in our brigade,\nnever paying any heed\n
[09:20] ---
    to what I could do.\n
[09:22] ---
    And now I've snatched away your\nchance at the ultimate promotion.\n
[09:27] ---
    Let half these kids be crushed to smithereens.\n
[09:30] ---
    If I train the rest into fierce\nassassins and kill that octopus,\n
[09:34] ---
    I'll be the hero-training hero-- and you'll be at my beck and call!
[09:40] ---
    Th-This isn't funny!\n
[09:42] ---
    Three hundred squats? We'll die!\n
[09:46] ---
    Mr. Karasuma!\n
[09:48] ---
    Hey, now!\n
[09:51] ---
    Karasuma's not part of our family.\nPunishment time.\n
[09:56] ---
    This is what happens to kids\nwho don't rely on their dad alone!\n
[10:01] ---
    That's enough. If you want to\nget violent, get violent with me.\n
[10:06] ---
    I figured it was about time for you\nto stick your nose in, Karasuma...\n
[10:11] ---
    And about time for me to go there.
[10:13] ---
    It's like I said: this isn't\nviolence, it's education.\n
[10:17] ---
    I don't want to engage\nwith you through violence.\n
[10:19] ---
    If we do face off, it'll be as teachers.
[10:23] ---
    Choose the best of the students\nyou've trained, Karasuma.\n
[10:29] ---
    They can fight me, and if their\nknife so much as touches me,\n
[10:33] ---
    I'll concede that your style of\neducation is better than mine\n
[10:37] ---
    and take my leave.\n
[10:40] ---
    But we won't be using these old things.\n
[10:47] ---
    No, you'll be killing me... and that means\n
[10:52] ---
    you'll need the real thing.\n
[11:01] ---
    A real knife?\n
[11:04] ---
    Enough! They're neither trained\nnor prepared to kill a human!\n
[11:08] ---
    Relax--stopping just before\ncontact will count as a hit.\n
[11:12] ---
    And I'm barehanded.\nWhat more of a handicap do you want?\n
[11:16] ---
    This trick worked wonders in the military, too.\n
[11:20] ---
    Unarmed, I'd beat down\na terrified new recruit\n
[11:23] ---
    holding a knife for the first time.\n
[11:25] ---
    Everyone there saw how\nmuch I outranked them\n
[11:28] ---
    and became my faithful devotees.\n
[11:31] ---
    Well, Karasuma? Pick one!\n
[11:34] ---
    It's that, or obey me unconditionally!\n
[11:43] ---
    I still don't know.\n
[11:45] ---
    Do we really not need his no-mercy approach\n
[11:48] ---
    when training assassins to save the world?\n
[11:54] ---
    I've been nothing but unsure\never since I got here.\n
[11:58] ---
    And now: should I be exposing to danger\n
[12:01] ---
    a student with a hint of potential?\n
[12:06] ---
    Nagisa... will you do it?\n
[12:09] ---
    Wait, why Nagisa?\n
[12:11] ---
    As someone charged with an\nassassination mission to save the Earth,\n
[12:16] ---
    I consider you all fellow professionals.\n
[12:19] ---
    And as such, the very least\ncompensation you deserve\n
[12:22] ---
    is the guarantee of a normal junior-high life.\n
[12:27] ---
    So there's no need to force\nyourself to take this knife.\n
[12:32] ---
    I'll make every effort to have Takaoka\n
[12:35] ---
    continue to provide you that compensation.\n
[12:39] ---
    I like this man's eyes.\n
[12:42] ---
    None of my family members\nwould look me in the eye like this.\n
[12:48] ---
    There must be a lot\nthey're keeping from us.\n
[12:52] ---
    I don't even know why he chose me.\n
[12:56] ---
    But...\n
[12:59] ---
    If he's the one handing me the knife,\nI know I can trust him.\n
[13:03] ---
    And I can't forgive what happened\nto Kanzaki and Maehara.\n
[13:09] ---
    I'll do it.\n
[13:12] ---
    Your eyes must be going bad, Karasuma.\n
[13:16] ---
    What the hell is Karasuma doing, picking Nagisa?\n
[13:21] ---
    Just watch. You'll see.\n
[13:24] ---
    You think Nagisa's knife'll hit?\n
[13:26] ---
    No way. A real knife against a real pro?\n
[13:31] ---
    Nagisa!\n
[13:34] ---
    Bring it on!\n
[13:37] ---
    A public execution!\n
[13:39] ---
    I dodge all his attacks,\nthen torment him endlessly.\n
[13:43] ---
    The students will be so afraid,\n
[13:45] ---
    they'll come right around\nto my way of teaching.\n
[13:50] ---
    Now listen: for Takaoka, this is combat,\n
[13:53] ---
    meant to serve as a warning.\n
[13:55] ---
    But for you, it's an assassination.\n
[13:57] ---
    You don't need to show your strength.\nJust make contact once.\n
[14:02] ---
    One time, and you can win.\n
[14:09] ---
    He'll have realized what it\nmeans to be holding a knife...\n
[14:14] ---
    "Stab a person with a real knife\nand they'll die! I can't use this!"\n
[14:21] ---
    I love seeing a rank amateur go pale when that dawns on him!
[14:28] ---
    I wasn't too sure how to move\nwith a real knife in my hand.\n
[14:34] ---
    I remembered Mr. Karasuma's advice:\n
[14:38] ---
    That's right--I don't have to fight him to win.\n
[14:43] ---
    I just need to kill him.\n
[14:43] ---
    "I just need to kill him."\nI just need to kill him.\n
[14:46] ---
    So with a smile on my face,\n
[14:48] ---
    I walked right up to him.\n
[14:52] ---
    Completely normal, like walking to school.\n
[15:01] ---
    That's when Mr. Takaoka first realized\n
[15:04] ---
    he was about to be killed.\n
[15:07] ---
    Startled, he lost his balance.\n
[15:11] ---
    Everyone startles when\nthey're about to be killed.\n
[15:13] ---
    Even Koro Sensei.\n
[15:16] ---
    With his center of balance shifted to the back,\n
[15:18] ---
    I grab his shirt, pull him down,\n
[15:20] ---
    and go in for the kill.\n
[15:23] ---
    He can block a blow from the front,\n
[15:25] ---
    so I circle around behind him, and sure enough--\n
[15:32] ---
    Gotcha.\n
[15:38] ---
    Holy hell... he's exceeded\nmy every expectation!\n
[15:42] ---
    You would never find that\nkind of talent in everyday life!\n
[15:46] ---
    The talent to hide his\nbloodlust on his approach,\n
[15:49] ---
    to use that bloodlust to frighten his foe,\n
[15:51] ---
    to be so self-assured in\ngoing through with it all!\n
[15:54] ---
    That chill I felt during training...\n
[15:57] ---
    What if that had been a real assassination?\n
[15:59] ---
    He doesn't have a knack\nfor combat or for violence--\n
[16:02] ---
    that's a knack for assassination!\n
[16:04] ---
    Should I even encourage that kind of talent?\n
[16:09] ---
    Oops! Was I not supposed\nto use the back of my knife?\n
[16:12] ---
    That's enough!\n
[16:14] ---
    That's the match, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[16:18] ---
    Honestly, are you out of your mind,\ngiving a real knife to a student?\n
[16:24] ---
    What if he'd hurt himself?\n
[16:27] ---
    \n--You'd have been in there at Mach speed to patch him up.\n
[16:29] ---
    --You did it, Nagisa!\n--You'd have been in there at Mach speed to patch him up.\n
[16:30] ---
    --Oh, thank goodness!\n--You'd have been in there at Mach speed to patch him up.\n
[16:31] ---
    --That's a big deal!\n--But still...\n
[16:32] ---
    You sure know your way around a knife!\n
[16:35] ---
    Nah, I just did what Mr. Karasuma\ntold me. Mr. Takaoka is tough.\n
[16:41] ---
    Ow!\n
[16:42] ---
    What was that for?!\n
[16:44] ---
    Sorry. I kinda didn't believe that was you.\n
[16:47] ---
    But thanks! That assassination was a total rush!\n
[16:51] ---
    Stabbing that knife with a smile,\nand then that "Gotcha"?\n
[16:53] ---
    You were pretty lost out there today,\nweren't you, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[16:57] ---
    What's wrong with that?\n
[16:59] ---
    Oh, nothing.\n
[17:04] ---
    You brats...\n
[17:05] ---
    Turning on your father figure and\nrejoicing in some fluke victory?!\n
[17:11] ---
    Again!\n
[17:13] ---
    I'll tear you in two--body and soul!\n
[17:21] ---
    If we fought again, I'd lose for sure.\n
[17:25] ---
    But what's plain to see\n
[17:27] ---
    is that Koro Sensei is our teacher,\n
[17:29] ---
    and Mr. Karasuma is our training instructor.\n
[17:32] ---
    And that's final.\n
[17:35] ---
    You and your forced father-figure role\n
[17:38] ---
    don't come across half as warm\n
[17:40] ---
    as Mr. Karasuma and his professionalism.\n
[17:43] ---
    We're grateful you really\ntried to make us stronger...\n
[17:48] ---
    But I'm sorry. Please leave.\n
[17:57] ---
    Wait--what am I?\n
[17:59] ---
    You're our bitch.\n
[18:00] ---
    You're dead.
[18:01] ---
    A teacher's happiest moment\n
[18:04] ---
    is when a student gives a clear\nanswer to your own lesson\n
[18:07] ---
    of which you yourself are unsure.\n
[18:10] ---
    And Mr. Karasuma...\n
[18:12] ---
    --I'm not gonna stand here\n
[18:13] ---
    --a teacher must give a clear answer in response as well.\n--and listen to this brat spoutin' off!\n
[18:28] ---
    I apologize for the trouble\nmy colleague caused.\n
[18:31] ---
    Don't worry about what comes next.\n
[18:34] ---
    I'll negotiate with my superiors\nto resume my teaching position.\n
[18:39] ---
    Mr. Karasuma!\n
[18:41] ---
    You think I'll let you get one\nover on me like that? I'll--\n
[18:46] ---
    There's no need to negotiate.\n
[18:50] ---
    Principal Asano!\n
[18:53] ---
    I was curious as to how our\nnewest teacher was doing\n
[18:56] ---
    and saw the whole thing.\n
[18:59] ---
    Mr. Takaoka, your lesson was a joke.\n
[19:04] ---
    Yes, fear is a must in education.\n
[19:06] ---
    But a teacher who can only\ninstill fear through violence\n
[19:11] ---
    is a teacher of the lowest order indeed.\n
[19:14] ---
    B-But... I--\n
[19:16] ---
    Your walking papers.\n
[19:19] ---
    The Ministry of Defense\nhas no hiring rights here.\n
[19:24] ---
    I call the shots around here.\nAnd don't you forget it.\n
[19:29] ---
    Dammit, dammit, dammit,\ndammit, dammit, dammit...\n
[19:34] ---
    Damn it all to hell!\n
[19:39] ---
    Takaoka got fired?\n
[19:40] ---
    So it's back to Mr. Karasuma again?\n
[19:44] ---
    Hooray!\n
[19:47] ---
    He's as confident as ever in his views on education.
[19:52] ---
    What if...\n
[19:54] ---
    If he said he wanted to be\nan assassin when he grew up,\n
[19:58] ---
    would you still be able to train him--\nwith zero hesitation?\n
[20:03] ---
    He may not realize it,\nbut he has what it takes.\n
[20:09] ---
    That's a tricky one, to be sure...\n
[20:12] ---
    But I think every teacher has doubts.\n
[20:15] ---
    We secretly wonder if we're\ngiving them our best answers,\n
[20:20] ---
    but we must keep a cool head\nin front of our students,\n
[20:24] ---
    ever majestic, never letting them see us waver.\n
[20:29] ---
    And that's why teaching is such a great profession!
[20:36] ---
    Mr. Karasuma?\n
[20:38] ---
    Since it was us students who\ngot your phys ed job back,\n
[20:41] ---
    don't you think we should\nget some kind of reward?\n
[20:43] ---
    Yeah! That's one thing\nMr. Takaoka was great at!\n
[20:49] ---
    I don't know much about sweets.\nHere, get something you--\n
[20:54] ---
    Yesss!\n
[20:57] ---
    Let me in on that reward, too!\n
[20:58] ---
    Huh? What for?\n
[21:01] ---
    You didn't even do much this time around!\n
[21:03] ---
    No, no, no! I watched in silent contemplation\n
[21:07] ---
    so Mr. Karasuma could learn\nthe value of being a teacher!\n
[21:09] ---
    Never mind him. Let's go!\nC'mon, Mr. Karasuma!\n
[21:13] ---
    I might be getting a little\nstuck on this place--\n
[21:18] ---
    and the fun of training people\ndespite my doubts.\n
[21:25] ---
    --He's coming after us on his hands and knees!\n--Just how badly does he want it?!\n
[21:28] ---
    Please, please, please, please, please--
[21:42] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:49] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:55] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
    *Shine again *

14 - Vision Time

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[00:08] ---
    Phew! Helter-swelter!\n
[00:10] ---
    I understand this is what it's like\nin Osaka when a heat wave hits.\n
[00:13] ---
    So hot... Why's he got us out here\non the back of the mountain?\n
[00:17] ---
    If he's looking for a pool,\nthere's one at the main campus.\n
[00:21] ---
    But that's not in this direction, is it?\n
[00:22] ---
    No.\n
[00:26] ---
    Hey, Nagisa,\n
[00:27] ---
    I hear you really did\na number the other day.\n
[00:29] ---
    I sure wish I could've seen\nthat assassination of yours.\n
[00:33] ---
    That might have worked against a human,\n
[00:35] ---
    but in our classroom,\nthat doesn't mean much.\n
[00:38] ---
    Day in and day out, we all try\nanything we can think of,\n
[00:42] ---
    but we haven't found a sure way\nto assassinate our teacher yet.\n
[00:51] ---
    All right, we're here!\n
[00:52] ---
    Behold!\n
[00:58] ---
    A pool I made specially just for the E Class!\n
[01:03] ---
    Woo-hoo!\n
[01:07] ---
    Then our teacher does stuff\nlike this, which makes him\n
[01:11] ---
    pretty hard to kill!\n
[01:19] ---
    It's fun, but a little depressing.\n
[01:22] ---
    I'm a terrible swimmer,\n
[01:24] ---
    and this suit leaves nothing to the imagination.\n
[01:27] ---
    Don't worry, Kayano--\n
[01:28] ---
    someone somewhere will want\na body like yours someday.\n
[01:32] ---
    Hey, Okajima, maybe don't go\nacting like a dashing young man\n
[01:34] ---
    while setting up that\ncamera to snap sneak pics.\n
[01:37] ---
    Nagisa... you...\n
[01:40] ---
    --You're a boy!\n--You just noticed?!\n
[01:42] ---
    Do you blame us?\n
[01:45] ---
    Kimura! No running at poolside!\nYou could trip and hurt yourself!\n
[01:50] ---
    Oh, uh, sorry.\n
[01:54] ---
    Hara and Nakamura!\nWatch the breath-holding!\n
[01:58] ---
    I'm worried that you'll stay\nunder too long and drown!\n
[02:01] ---
    Okajima, I'm confiscating that camera!\n
[02:03] ---
    Hazama, don't just read all day--swim!\n
[02:08] ---
    S-So fussy...\n
[02:10] ---
    I guess when you make a pool,\nyou start feeling like the high ruler of it all.\n
[02:16] ---
    Yeah... It sorta puts a damper\non all our gratitude.\n
[02:22] ---
    My elaborate plan makes the most\nof the natural surroundings,\n
[02:24] ---
    from the scenery to the layout.\n
[02:26] ---
    It must be enjoyed in an orderly fashion!\n
[02:29] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #22:\nSuper strict about pool rules"\n
[02:30] ---
    Aw, don't be such a\nstick-in-the-mud, Koro Sensei!\n
[02:33] ---
    Have a splash!\n
[02:38] ---
    What was that scream?\n
[02:40] ---
    Karma! Stop that! I'll fall in!\n
[02:43] ---
    I'm going to fall! Do you hear me?!\nI'll fall in! Please!\n
[02:47] ---
    Koro Sensei...\n
[02:49] ---
    Don't tell me...\n
[02:50] ---
    Oh, I just don't feel like swimming, that's all.\n
[02:53] ---
    It's not like my tentacles get all\nswollen so I can't move or anything.\n
[02:57] ---
    He...\n
[02:59] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #23: Can't swim"\nHe can't swim!\n
[03:02] ---
    This might be his most\npromising weak point yet!\n
[03:05] ---
    With that kickboard of yours,\nI was sure you were going to swim.\n
[03:09] ---
    This is not a kickboard!\n
[03:11] ---
    --It is a wafer! --You brought a snack?!
[03:22] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[03:24] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[03:30] ---
    *Sensei! Target on *
[03:33] ---
    *The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
[03:38] ---
    *Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
[03:43] ---
    *We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
[03:51] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[03:53] ---
    *Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[03:59] ---
    *We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[04:07] ---
    *Mr. Teacher, tell us *
[04:09] ---
    *Will we, still incomplete *
[04:12] ---
    *Be able to shoot through *
[04:15] ---
    *The invincible target that's you? *
[04:17] ---
    *As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[04:23] ---
    *Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[04:25] ---
    *Lost in so many ways *
[04:28] ---
    *For you more than anyone else *
[04:30] ---
    *Studying like a house on fire *
[04:33] ---
    *Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
[04:38] ---
    *A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
[04:41] ---
    *Revolution *
[04:44] ---
    *Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
[04:51] ---
    "Episode 14: Vision Time"\n
[04:56] ---
    Whaddya mean, you're glad\nyour scores went up?!\n
[05:00] ---
    You wanna say that one\nmore time, Muramatsu?\n
[05:02] ---
    I-I mean, this is the highest I've ever gotten.\n
[05:06] ---
    It's all thanks to that octopus's\nRight-Before-the-Practice-Exam\n
[05:09] ---
    Afterschool Slithery Study Sessions...\n
[05:11] ---
    You mean you actually did\nthat Afterschool Slithery shit?!\n
[05:14] ---
    Well, uh...\n
[05:15] ---
    The slithery shit we three\nswore we'd totally ignore?\n
[05:18] ---
    But there's a big difference\nbetween slithery and non-slithery--\n
[05:21] ---
    Enough with the "slithery"!\n
[05:24] ---
    Playin' both sides till you got the\nscores you wanted. Damn traitor!\n
[05:30] ---
    I don't like how everyone's fallin' for\nthat octopus hook, line, and sinker.\n
[05:35] ---
    It just don't sit well...\n
[05:39] ---
    Are you serious, Koro Sensei?!\n
[05:42] ---
    It's just like the real thing!\n
[05:44] ---
    The hell are you doing, Yoshida?\n
[05:45] ---
    Hey, Terasaka!\n
[05:47] ---
    The two of us were talkin'\nmotorcycles the other day,\n
[05:51] ---
    since no one else around here is into 'em.\n
[05:54] ---
    Not only am I a grown-up, I am\nalso a capital-M Man among men.\n
[05:58] ---
    I've been known to dabble\nin this kind of hobby.\n
[06:01] ---
    And this baby can hit 300 kilometers an hour.\n
[06:05] ---
    What I wouldn't give to\nride the real thing one day!\n
[06:08] ---
    You kiddin'? It'd be faster\njust to hold it and fly!\n
[06:17] ---
    Geez, Terasaka, what was that for?!\n
[06:19] ---
    You apologize!\n
[06:21] ---
    The not only grown-up, but also capital-M Man among men Koro Sensei is crying!
[06:25] ---
    Yeah, what she said!\n
[06:26] ---
    You guys are just buzzin'\nlike a bunch of bugs...\n
[06:30] ---
    Time for an extermination!\n
[06:32] ---
    What is this?!
[06:33] ---
    A bug bomb?\n
[06:35] ---
    Terasaka! Pranks are pranks,\nbut this is going too--\n
[06:37] ---
    Don't touch me, monster.\n
[06:39] ---
    You're beyond creepy--and so are all of you,\n
[06:42] ---
    gettin' pulled into bein' all\nbuddy-buddy with a monster!\n
[06:48] ---
    What's got your knickers knotted, hmm?\n
[06:51] ---
    If you don't like it, just kill him.\n
[06:54] ---
    I mean, that's kind of what we're here for.\n
[06:57] ---
    You tryin' to start somethin'?\nFine by me! From day one, you been--\n
[07:02] ---
    Now, now, Terasaka. If you want to fight,\n
[07:06] ---
    actions must come before words.\n
[07:09] ---
    Let me go!\n
[07:10] ---
    Buncha losers.\n
[07:12] ---
    What's with him?\n
[07:14] ---
    He just has to stir things up.\n
[07:23] ---
    A world in crisis, self-improvement\nin the name of assassination,\n
[07:27] ---
    recovering from being left in the dust...\n
[07:30] ---
    Honestly, I don't give a damn about any of it.\n
[07:32] ---
    I just wanna live each day easy as it comes.\n
[07:36] ---
    And that's why...\n
[07:38] ---
    Well done.\n
[07:40] ---
    Here's your 100,000-yen reward.\n
[07:43] ---
    We got a lot of prep work done, thanks to you.\n
[07:46] ---
    Now these guys I don't mind.
[07:50] ---
    That octopus has a good nose on him.\n
[07:53] ---
    That's why we had to ask\nan inside man, like you,\n
[07:57] ---
    to help us set the stage for\nItona to really show his stuff.\n
[08:01] ---
    Ryoma Terasaka, I understand\nall too well how you feel.\n
[08:06] ---
    Just relax. Follow my plan to the letter\n
[08:10] ---
    and he'll be dead before you know it.\n
[08:13] ---
    We'll put the E Class back to\nwhat it was before he came.\n
[08:17] ---
    You. You're weaker than\nthat red-headed fellow,\n
[08:22] ---
    even though you've got more\nraw energy and a better physique.\n
[08:25] ---
    Know how I can tell?\n
[08:27] ---
    There's no vision in your eyes.\n
[08:30] ---
    No will or way or want to win.\n
[08:34] ---
    The slow-witted cow who\ndimly chews the grass before it\n
[08:37] ---
    is no match for the wolf\nwith a cow-killing vision.\n
[08:41] ---
    --Why, you little--\n--Now, now.\n
[08:43] ---
    Tomorrow we act. We're counting on you.\n
[08:55] ---
    What's with all this crying over nothing?\n
[08:59] ---
    No, no--this is my nose.\n
[09:00] ---
    "Nose"\nNo, no--this is my nose.\n
[09:01] ---
    "Nose"\nI'm not crying; my nose is running.\n
[09:03] ---
    My eyes are here.\n
[09:04] ---
    "Eye"\nWho can tell?!\n
[09:06] ---
    I've been feeling a little off since yesterday.\n
[09:10] ---
    Oh! Terasaka!\n
[09:12] ---
    I was worried you wouldn't come in today!\n
[09:17] ---
    The spray can you let loose\nin the classroom yesterday\n
[09:20] ---
    was like a cedar-pollen allergen\nthat works only on him.\n
[09:23] ---
    It blunts the senses of tentacled creatures.\n
[09:27] ---
    Now that you've done that, reel him in.\n
[09:30] ---
    Hey, octopus...\n
[09:31] ---
    It's time we killed you for real.\nCome to the pool after class.\n
[09:36] ---
    After all, water's your weakness.\n
[09:39] ---
    You all come help! I'll knock him\nsmack into the water for you!\n
[09:45] ---
    You haven't helped with anyone\nelse's assassination, Terasaka.\n
[09:50] ---
    And now, when it's convenient for you,\nyou're ordering us around...\n
[09:53] ---
    You really think anyone's going to\njump at the chance to help you?\n
[09:57] ---
    Like I give a damn either way.\n
[09:59] ---
    Hell, I'd be happy to have the\nten-billion-yen prize all to myself.\n
[10:03] ---
    What's his deal?\n
[10:05] ---
    I can't keep up!\n
[10:07] ---
    Well, I'm not going.\n
[10:09] ---
    Same.\n
[10:10] ---
    Oh, let's all go!
[10:12] ---
    Whoa! His snot's all hardened! We can't escape!\n
[10:15] ---
    Here Terasaka is ready to assassinate me.\n
[10:19] ---
    This is the perfect chance for\neveryone to kill and make up!\n
[10:23] ---
    First of all: you are gross!
[10:25] ---
    Terasaka!\n
[10:27] ---
    Are you really going to kill him?\n
[10:29] ---
    Well, geez, Nagisa. 'Course I am.\n
[10:32] ---
    Then maybe you should tell\neveryone your plan of action.\n
[10:36] ---
    Aw, shut it! You weaklings,\nalways cowerin' together!\n
[10:39] ---
    It ain't like you got a vision for really killing him!
[10:42] ---
    But I'm not like the rest of you.\n
[10:44] ---
    I got a vision for killing him,\nall right--easy as pie!\n
[10:49] ---
    Terasaka seemed confident enough in his plan,\n
[10:54] ---
    but not in himself.\n
[10:58] ---
    Even his words sounded like someone else's.\n
[11:01] ---
    The disjointedness of it all was unsettling.\n
[11:06] ---
    Yeah, there we go!\n
[11:08] ---
    Everyone spread out in\nthe pool, just like that!\n
[11:11] ---
    Who does he think he is?\n
[11:12] ---
    I have my doubts.\n
[11:14] ---
    Do you even have what it takes\nto make another person swim?\n
[11:17] ---
    Hey, Takebayashi, shut up and get in!\n
[11:20] ---
    Terasaka's turned downright tyrannical.\n
[11:23] ---
    Just like he was back in first and second year.\n
[11:27] ---
    Ah, I see. You'll knock me into the water\nand have everyone stab me, yes?\n
[11:33] ---
    Then tell me: how will you knock me in?\n
[11:36] ---
    That pistol won't make me move a single step.\n
[11:41] ---
    This is not a gun, but a transmitter\nthat will send us a signal.\n
[11:46] ---
    Once everyone is standing by in\nthe pool, pull the trigger to tell us.\n
[11:51] ---
    You ready for this, monster?\n
[11:54] ---
    Of course I am. My nose\nhas even stopped running.\n
[11:57] ---
    I've always hated you. Wanted more\nthan anything for you to disappear.\n
[12:01] ---
    Yes, I know. After this assassination,\nwe'll have a nice long talk.\n
[12:07] ---
    Screw with me, eh? C'mon, Itona!\n
[12:14] ---
    Huh?\n
[12:15] ---
    My students!\n
[12:17] ---
    We're getting swept away!\n
[12:18] ---
    You'll have to jump in and\nsave them, Koro Sensei.\n
[12:23] ---
    No way...\n
[12:24] ---
    You never told me about this!
[12:38] ---
    It's steep and rocky up ahead--\n
[12:40] ---
    if they fall, they're done for!\n
[12:42] ---
    In the time it takes for him\nto notice and save them,\n
[12:44] ---
    his tentacles will be absorbing\nmore and more water.\n
[12:48] ---
    Mucus can protect them from a little water.\n
[12:51] ---
    That's right, Itona.\n
[12:53] ---
    He can use mucus to solidify the water around\nhim and tweak the permeation pressure.\n
[12:58] ---
    But he's all out of mucus.\n
[13:05] ---
    What the hell?\n
[13:06] ---
    I-It wasn't me!\n
[13:09] ---
    It ain't like what he said...\n
[13:11] ---
    I was supposed to get Itona\nover here and push him in!\n
[13:15] ---
    Oh, I get it... It wasn't your plan-- you were just being strung along.
[13:22] ---
    Look, I'm tellin' ya, it's not my fault!\n
[13:24] ---
    Blame the guy who made me go through with it!\n
[13:27] ---
    He's why everyone got swept away!
[13:32] ---
    They didn't get swept away--you did.\n
[13:35] ---
    If you've got the time to go pointing fingers,\n
[13:37] ---
    try using it to figure out\nwhat you want to do here.\n
[13:45] ---
    He's the last one!\n
[13:50] ---
    Long time no see, Koro Sensei.\n
[13:54] ---
    What you've sucked up\nthere is no ordinary water.\n
[13:57] ---
    It contains a substance that\nblunts tentacle movement.\n
[14:01] ---
    With Terasaka's help,\neverything went... swimmingly.\n
[14:05] ---
    Itona...\n
[14:07] ---
    Come, brother. A rematch\nto see who's stronger.\n
[14:14] ---
    I thought I was strong.\n
[14:17] ---
    I set my sights on the weak-looking\nones and put them under my thumb.\n
[14:21] ---
    That way I was sure to win.\n
[14:24] ---
    But at this school, that didn't fly.\n
[14:28] ---
    Hey, let's skip this next class\nand hit the convenience store!\n
[14:32] ---
    No... I've got to prep for English next.\n
[14:35] ---
    So skip once. What's the difference?\n
[14:38] ---
    Whoa, a monkey threatening a human!\n
[14:41] ---
    Huh?!\n
[14:44] ---
    But at this school, that didn't fly.\n
[14:48] ---
    Look, Terasaka... no one does that here.\n
[14:53] ---
    "Old Campus"\n
[14:54] ---
    "Old Campus"\nEven the big bad leader of the pack\n
[14:56] ---
    is just a rank weakling\nonce he hits the E Class.\n
[14:59] ---
    Your grades put you dead last, right?\n
[15:02] ---
    I cannot wait for the day I get to huck rocks at you down in E Class!
[15:09] ---
    That's when I realized the\ncheap weapon I'd been using\n
[15:11] ---
    had absolutely no effect here.\n
[15:15] ---
    In fact, it might never work again.\n
[15:19] ---
    These guys working hard\ntoward their vision of the future\n
[15:23] ---
    were going to grow up to boss\naround directionless mooks like me.\n
[15:28] ---
    I landed in the outcast E Class\n
[15:30] ---
    and figured I could skate by alongside\nmy fellow goal-free students,\n
[15:34] ---
    but I was wrong again.\n
[15:36] ---
    That monster showed up out of nowhere\n
[15:39] ---
    and gave the class one huge-ass goal.\n
[15:42] ---
    Left behind again, I wound up\nmanipulated and used\n
[15:45] ---
    by some calculating schmuck with a plan.\n
[15:49] ---
    Dammit!\n
[15:50] ---
    He's fast--and hits hard!\n
[15:52] ---
    Far stronger than before...\n
[15:54] ---
    We reduced the number of tentacles,\nfocusing power and speed in those remaining.\n
[15:59] ---
    They're easy enough for\na simple child to control.\n
[16:03] ---
    Is this for real?\n
[16:04] ---
    That's not much water.\nIs he really that powerless?\n
[16:07] ---
    It ain't just the water.\n
[16:09] ---
    Terasaka!\n
[16:10] ---
    He can't go all-out 'cause he\njust got finished savin' you all.\n
[16:14] ---
    See? Look above him there.\n
[16:16] ---
    Whoa!\n
[16:17] ---
    Token chubster Hara\ncould fall at any second!\n
[16:20] ---
    And to protect her and\nthe others, Koro Sensei...\n
[16:23] ---
    But she's fat and heavy--this don't look good.\n
[16:26] ---
    --We've got to help her!\n--But how?!\n
[16:28] ---
    Wait a second... don't tell me they roped you into doing all this!
[16:33] ---
    That's right.\n
[16:35] ---
    Shortsighted guys with\nno vision and no goals\n
[16:38] ---
    are doomed to be played\nby smart guys like them.\n
[16:41] ---
    But you know... at least lemme\npick who's pullin' the strings.\n
[16:46] ---
    I've had it up to here with those jokers,\n
[16:48] ---
    and I sure don't like the idea of\n'em walkin' off with the prize.\n
[16:51] ---
    So, Karma--why don't you try controllin' me?
[16:55] ---
    Gimme a strategy outta\nthat shrewd noggin of yours!\n
[16:59] ---
    I'll pull it off perfectly and save all of them!\n
[17:03] ---
    Sure, but can you even\nhandle one of my plans?\n
[17:09] ---
    You might die.\n
[17:11] ---
    Oh, I'll do it, all right.\nI'm the perpetrator who gets results.\n
[17:15] ---
    All right, time for the killing blow, Itona.\n
[17:19] ---
    Hey!\n
[17:20] ---
    Terasaka?\n
[17:21] ---
    You tricked me but good!\n
[17:24] ---
    Don't get so upset. We just pulled\nyour classmates into it a little.\n
[17:29] ---
    Perfect for a fellow who\nstands out in the E Class like you.\n
[17:32] ---
    Shut up! I ain't gonna\nforgive you for what you did!\n
[17:36] ---
    Itona! You and me, one-on-one!\n
[17:39] ---
    Stop that, Terasaka! He's not\nsomeone you can win against!\n
[17:41] ---
    Stay outta this, octopuff!\n
[17:44] ---
    What a hero.\n
[17:46] ---
    Shut him up, Itona.\n
[17:49] ---
    Karma!\n
[17:50] ---
    It's all right.\n
[17:51] ---
    Shiro's not out to kill us students.\n
[17:55] ---
    And it's precisely because we're alive\nthat Koro Sensei's attention is divided.\n
[17:59] ---
    Even Hara: she might look like she's in a pinch,\n
[18:01] ---
    but Itona's attacks won't be aimed at her.\n
[18:05] ---
    It's like I told Terasaka:\n
[18:07] ---
    He'll hit you with a tentacle\nhard enough to knock you out,\n
[18:11] ---
    but you take that speed and power and\nhold on as if your life depended on it.\n
[18:16] ---
    You held up well!\nAll right, Itona, give him another.\n
[18:23] ---
    Terasaka's still wearing yesterday's shirt.\n
[18:28] ---
    Which means it got a\ndirect hit at point-blank range\n
[18:31] ---
    from whatever was in that weird spray.\n
[18:34] ---
    That's sure to have an effect on Itona.\n
[18:37] ---
    So, having made a chink in\nhis defenses, the octopus...\n
[18:41] ---
    ...can rescue Hara.\n
[18:43] ---
    Yoshida! Muramatsu!\n
[18:45] ---
    Gimme a real big one!\n
[18:48] ---
    Seriously?\n
[18:49] ---
    Sheesh...\n
[18:50] ---
    His weak points are the same\nas Koro Sensei's, right?\n
[18:53] ---
    So all we have to do is use his\nsame tricks right back on him.\n
[19:08] ---
    You've absorbed a lot, I see.\nYour advantage is dwindling.\n
[19:15] ---
    So what now? We don't want you\nto claim the prize money; for one,\n
[19:19] ---
    your plans almost got us all killed,\n
[19:23] ---
    and Terasaka got all beat up in the process.\n
[19:25] ---
    If you want to keep going,\n
[19:27] ---
    we're going to need to have\na hardcore splash party.\n
[19:33] ---
    Well, you got us. We withdraw.\n
[19:36] ---
    Even if we were to slaughter\nall these children,\n
[19:39] ---
    who knows how his antimatter\norgans would run amok.\n
[19:43] ---
    Let's go, Itona.\n
[19:46] ---
    Well? Wasn't that a fun time with everyone?\n
[19:50] ---
    Why not join us--for real this time?\n
[19:52] ---
    Itona.\n
[19:59] ---
    We managed to drive 'em off.\n
[20:01] ---
    Thank goodness we saved\nyour life, huh, Koro Sensei?\n
[20:06] ---
    I'm grateful, of course! I still had\nsome tricks up my sleeve, though.\n
[20:10] ---
    That reminds me, Terasaka...\n
[20:12] ---
    You were saying some harsh\nstuff about me back there.\n
[20:15] ---
    So I'm heavy, am I? Fat?\n
[20:18] ---
    I-I was just objectively\nanalyzin' the situation at hand!\n
[20:21] ---
    Keep your excuses!\n
[20:22] ---
    Feel the terror of a fatty who can really move!\n
[20:25] ---
    You really are totally tactless, Terasaka.\n
[20:29] ---
    No wonder you let people wrap\nyou around their little fingers.\n
[20:32] ---
    Shut it, Karma! You don't get to\nbe up there talkin' down at me!\n
[20:37] ---
    Whaat? Is this how you treat your boss?\n
[20:40] ---
    My boss? Ha!\n
[20:41] ---
    What kind of boss'd make someone\ntake a tentacle hit with his bare chest?\n
[20:44] ---
    For a world-class slacker, you sure\nscored a sweet part in all this!\n
[20:49] ---
    I was just thinking the same thing.\n
[20:51] ---
    Why not take this chance to sling a little mud?\n
[20:55] ---
    Hey! Stop it!\n
[20:56] ---
    Terasaka's not cut out for putting\ntogether plans from on high.\n
[21:01] ---
    His strengths come through\nwhen he's out on the field.\n
[21:04] ---
    When confidence shines through\nphysical might and the ability\n
[21:07] ---
    to get things done, it lets\neveryone shine when it matters.\n
[21:09] ---
    I look forward to seeing him\ngrow into an action-squad assassin.\n
[21:13] ---
    Terasaka's pretty violent,\nbut he's adjusted well to our class.\n
[21:17] ---
    Me and Karma--all of us, really--\nwere secretly happy about that.\n
[21:22] ---
    So happy that we all overlooked it.\n
[21:26] ---
    Bigger than water: Koro Sensei's\ngreatest weak point of all.\n
[21:43] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:51] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:57] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:02] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:07] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:11] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:13] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:19] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:26] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:34] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:36] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:39] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:40] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:45] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:51] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:57] ---
    *Shine again *

15 - End-of-Term Time

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[00:07] ---
    Surprise!\n
[00:08] ---
    "Tell Us, Kunudon!"\n
[00:08] ---
    "Tell Us, Kunudon!"\nTell us, Kunudon!\n
[00:11] ---
    Hi, everybody! It's me, Kunudon!\n
[00:14] ---
    Sir, yes, sir!\n
[00:16] ---
    We're coming up on finals--\n
[00:16] ---
    "Final Exams"\nWe're coming up on finals--\n
[00:17] ---
    "Final Exams"\nand at Kunugigaoka Junior High,\n
[00:19] ---
    "Final Exams"\ngrades are everything!\n
[00:21] ---
    A miserable future as a loser\nawaits the human garbage\n
[00:24] ---
    who can't reach the bar!\n
[00:26] ---
    They'll wind up in the gutter!\n
[00:27] ---
    "The Garbage Class"\n
[00:28] ---
    I wonder how the E Class,\nour very own garbage class, will do?\n
[00:31] ---
    Terrible, of course! Yay!\n
[00:37] ---
    You got the basics down cold\nin the first semester.\n
[00:41] ---
    At this rate, I expect your\nfinals scores to shoot right up.\n
[00:45] ---
    Koro Sensei, do you want us all to\nmake the top fifty this time, too?\n
[00:49] ---
    No--I was too focused on\nyour total scores for midterms.\n
[00:54] ---
    I've come to believe that\neach student should have a goal\n
[00:57] ---
    better suited to him or her.\n
[00:59] ---
    And that's why I've come up\nwith the perfect target\n
[01:02] ---
    for our assassination classroom!\n
[01:07] ---
    Don't worry, Terasaka!\nYou've got a shot at reaching it, too!\n
[01:12] ---
    Now, then... as Shiro said, when\nI lose a tentacle, I also lose speed.\n
[01:19] ---
    One fewer tentacle and\nthere's already a difference.\n
[01:22] ---
    See? I can't keep up the quality of my clones,\n
[01:25] ---
    and now there's a few child clones mixed in.\n
[01:27] ---
    So that's how clones get reduced!
[01:30] ---
    Lose one more...\n
[01:33] ---
    --Yay!\n--and you get more child clones\n
[01:35] ---
    with the parent clones fretting\nabout how to make ends meet.\n
[01:38] ---
    This has taken a tragic turn.\n
[01:41] ---
    Lose yet another...\n
[01:43] ---
    ...and now the father clone has vanished,\n
[01:45] ---
    leaving the mother clone to\nraise the children on her own.\n
[01:50] ---
    Brutal!\n
[01:51] ---
    Each tentacle lost is a ten percent\nreduction in my movement.\n
[01:57] ---
    Here's the deal: The students\nwho get the best overall score\n
[02:02] ---
    and/or the best score in each subject\n
[02:04] ---
    will each have the right\nto destroy one tentacle.\n
[02:08] ---
    This is the final exam for\nour assassination classroom.\n
[02:12] ---
    Can you get any closer\nto that ten-billion-yen prize?\n
[02:15] ---
    That, students, is up to you.\n
[02:19] ---
    This teacher...\n
[02:22] ---
    ...really knows how to get us motivated.\n
[02:27] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[02:29] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[02:35] ---
    *Sensei! Target on *
[02:38] ---
    *The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
[02:43] ---
    *Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
[02:48] ---
    *We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
[02:56] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[02:58] ---
    *Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[03:04] ---
    *We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[03:12] ---
    *Mr. Teacher, tell us *
[03:14] ---
    *Will we, still incomplete *
[03:17] ---
    *Be able to shoot through *
[03:20] ---
    *The invincible target that's you? *
[03:23] ---
    *As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[03:28] ---
    *Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[03:30] ---
    *Lost in so many ways *
[03:33] ---
    *For you more than anyone else *
[03:35] ---
    *Studying like a house on fire *
[03:38] ---
    *Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
[03:43] ---
    *A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
[03:46] ---
    *Revolution *
[03:49] ---
    *Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
[03:56] ---
    "Episode 15: End-of-Term Time"\n
[04:00] ---
    "Kunugi"\n
[04:01] ---
    I'd do anything to make\nthe E Class's grades drop.\n
[04:05] ---
    Is that what you think of me?\n
[04:08] ---
    No... but this stiff here sure has his doubts.\n
[04:14] ---
    Then let me reassure you:\n
[04:16] ---
    Our school fosters autonomy\namong its students.\n
[04:20] ---
    It is not the school that decides\na student's grades, but the student.\n
[04:24] ---
    I don't do a thing.\n
[04:30] ---
    With that wording he chose...\nthere must be more to it.\n
[04:33] ---
    Student autonomy and all that.\n
[04:35] ---
    Yes, well.\n
[04:36] ---
    At least he won't resort to\nbarely-legal petty tricks this time.\n
[04:40] ---
    Well, since these scores are\ntied directly to assassination,\n
[04:45] ---
    maybe I ought to give them a leg up.\n
[04:48] ---
    Let me handle phys ed for a while!\n
[04:51] ---
    What happened to English?!\n
[04:54] ---
    One tentacle for each top score...\n
[04:57] ---
    Yeah! We can do this!\n
[04:59] ---
    When are you ever this fired up, Okuda?\n
[05:02] ---
    Well, since science is my one strong suit,\n
[05:05] ---
    I might finally be able to help everyone out!\n
[05:08] ---
    We have our share of\nhigh-scoring students here.\n
[05:10] ---
    Acing one subject each isn't that far-fetched!
[05:15] ---
    Shindo?\n
[05:18] ---
    Hello? Hey, what's up?\nHaven't seen you since the tournament.\n
[05:22] ---
    Yeah--hell of a game.\n
[05:25] ---
    I said I'd have my payback in high school,\n
[05:27] ---
    but now I'm worried you won't make it there.\n
[05:31] ---
    Still condescending as ever.\n
[05:34] ---
    So listen...\n
[05:36] ---
    Right now the entire accelerated\nA Class is in a conference room\n
[05:41] ---
    for an independent study session.\n
[05:44] ---
    Their leaders are the pride of Kunugigaoka,\n
[05:47] ---
    geniuses known as the Big Five.\n
[05:50] ---
    "Introducing the Big Five\nof the Accelerated A Class"\n
[05:52] ---
    Coming in at second place on midterms!\n
[05:55] ---
    The socially aware mass-media hopeful\nwho crushes the competition:\n
[05:59] ---
    "Teppei Araki" "Media Club President"\n
[06:00] ---
    "Teppei Araki" "Media Club President"\nMedia Club president Teppei Araki!\n
[06:06] ---
    And in third place:\n
[06:08] ---
    dominator of competitions in the humanities,\nthe perspicacious poet\n
[06:12] ---
    "Student Council Secretary" "Perspicacious Poet"\nand student council secretary Ren Sakakibara!\n
[06:18] ---
    In fifth place:\n
[06:21] ---
    the memorization monster burning\nwith a grudge against Akabane,\n
[06:24] ---
    "Biology Club President" "Memorization Monster"\nBiology Club president Natsuhiko Koyama!\n
[06:32] ---
    And in sixth place:\n
[06:34] ---
    the man whose sharp tongue\nand LA-honed language skills\n
[06:36] ---
    are light-years beyond the rest,\n
[06:38] ---
    "Student Council Meeting Leader" "LA Language"\n
[06:39] ---
    "Student Council Meeting Leader" "LA Language"\nmeeting leader Tomoya Seo!\n
[06:45] ---
    I-Is that you doing these introductions?\n
[06:48] ---
    Yeah, uh...\n
[06:49] ---
    I've always wanted to try\nmy hand at announcing.\n
[06:52] ---
    And reigning over all these from the very top...\n
[06:56] ---
    We are the sun,\n
[06:58] ---
    shining on all at the famed\nKunugigaoka Junior High.\n
[07:02] ---
    But now dark and threatening clouds are forming,\n
[07:06] ---
    trying to cover up and\nsteal away our brilliance.\n
[07:09] ---
    They say the E Class was aiming to\nget in the top fifty on the midterms.\n
[07:14] ---
    If so, we must monopolize the top spots,\n
[07:17] ---
    and drive out the gathering clouds.\n
[07:20] ---
    Let us correct their insolent ideas,\nand protect the light of our school--\n
[07:26] ---
    by our own hand!\n
[07:29] ---
    ...in first place, coming in first\non the national mock exams\n
[07:32] ---
    and with perfect scores in all subjects,\n
[07:36] ---
    the man with leadership in his genes:\n
[07:39] ---
    "Student Council President" "Genetic General"\nstudent council president Gakushu Asano!\n
[07:45] ---
    The principal's only son!\n
[07:48] ---
    About question number 3, Asano...\n
[07:51] ---
    Oh, that's a hard one. Try again,\nbut complete the square first.\n
[07:57] ---
    The axis equation is x equals a, so...\n
[08:00] ---
    Oh, I see!\n
[08:02] ---
    They've got high hopes and top scores!\n
[08:05] ---
    The combined charisma of\nthe proud A Class go-getters,\n
[08:09] ---
    along with their leadership qualities...\n
[08:11] ---
    How much better to travel a mile with you\n
[08:15] ---
    than to travel a thousand miles in a day!\n
[08:17] ---
    Come, let us study until your very\nvessels are filled with lovely words.\n
[08:22] ---
    Back in LA, where I lived,\nthat grammar'd make you a laughingstock!\n
[08:26] ---
    What counts is the size of the\nchange that event brought about.\n
[08:30] ---
    If you can't see that, you'll wind up\non the outskirts of society.\n
[08:34] ---
    Jam 'em in there! Do it!\n
[08:35] ---
    In junior high and high school chemistry,\nmemorization does the trick!\n
[08:39] ---
    Asano with perfect scores in every subject\n
[08:42] ---
    and the others with their specializations\n
[08:45] ---
    make up the Big Five.\n
[08:47] ---
    They're looking to keep you from\nreturning to the main campus.\n
[08:51] ---
    If this keeps up...\n
[08:52] ---
    Thanks for looking out for us, Shindo.\n
[08:56] ---
    But it's all right. Right now our goal\nisn't to get out of the E Class.\n
[09:01] ---
    Still, to meet the goal we do have, we will need to beat the A Class on points.
[09:06] ---
    Watch us, okay? We'll put up a real fight!\n
[09:09] ---
    Knock yourself out.\nThe E Class's fight isn't my problem.\n
[09:14] ---
    "Old Campus"\n
[09:15] ---
    "Old Campus"\nFirst in every subject, huh?\n
[09:19] ---
    Nagisa! Kayano!\n
[09:20] ---
    Isogai?\n
[09:22] ---
    Want to study in the main-campus\nlibrary after class tomorrow?\n
[09:26] ---
    I reserved it way in advance\nwith finals in mind.\n
[09:29] ---
    They always shunt the E Class aside till later,\n
[09:31] ---
    so this is practically a platinum ticket for us!\n
[09:35] ---
    Let's do it!\n
[09:35] ---
    I'm in!\n
[09:36] ---
    "Pop Ocks"\n
[09:37] ---
    "Pop Ocks"\nSo earnest!\n
[09:39] ---
    It seems it was worth putting\nmy tentacles on the line.\n
[09:43] ---
    Sir,\n
[09:44] ---
    I have begun raising the standards\nfor the A Class's scores,\n
[09:47] ---
    just as you had intended.\n
[09:50] ---
    Are you satisfied?\n
[09:52] ---
    Asano, what we need are results.\n
[09:56] ---
    Reporting without results is meaningless.\n
[09:59] ---
    I know: If the A Class\noccupies the top fifty ranks\n
[10:04] ---
    and the top spot in all five subjects,\n
[10:07] ---
    they will pass.\n
[10:09] ---
    The E Class cannot do\nbetter than any other class.\n
[10:13] ---
    I understand this principle of yours,\n
[10:15] ---
    but not why you're so insistent upon it.\n
[10:19] ---
    Yes, their grades are improving.\n
[10:23] ---
    But they can only go so far.\n
[10:25] ---
    I sincerely doubt they\ncan be any match for us.\n
[10:29] ---
    That's exactly what I want\nto teach you, Asano.\n
[10:34] ---
    Sometimes the strong and weak\ncan switch sides, just like that.\n
[10:38] ---
    But staying in the strong camp...\n
[10:41] ---
    That is the hardest thing to do.
[10:45] ---
    Understood, sir. I shall see to it\nthat your conditions are fulfilled.\n
[10:51] ---
    And... may I ask you something, sir?\n
[10:54] ---
    Not as a student, but as your son?\n
[10:57] ---
    What's this? Looking to lean on your father?\n
[11:00] ---
    No, no--I'm just curious.\n
[11:05] ---
    About the E Class...\n
[11:08] ---
    Are you hiding something?\n
[11:15] ---
    I just can't shake my suspicions.\n
[11:19] ---
    You've had many more dealings\nwith the E Class this school year.\n
[11:24] ---
    As hard as it is to believe...\n
[11:26] ---
    you're not involved in anything but\neducation, right? Nothing sketchy?\n
[11:31] ---
    There've been rumors of a suspicious person.\n
[11:34] ---
    People seeing a giant yellow\noctopus flying through the sky,\n
[11:37] ---
    or a black-cloaked man buying up\nall the snacks at the corner store,\n
[11:42] ---
    or a mysterious voice snickering\nbehind a well-endowed coed.\n
[11:48] ---
    I'm sure these are baseless rumors,\ntotally without merit, but...\n
[11:52] ---
    Why do you want to know? So you can\nuse that information to control me?\n
[11:56] ---
    Of course! After all, you're the one\nwho taught me to control everything.\n
[12:04] ---
    Spoken like the student\nI've taught the longest.\n
[12:08] ---
    I'll put a collar on you and own you for life.\n
[12:12] ---
    What a coincidence!\n
[12:13] ---
    I was just thinking of keeping you as\na corporate slave until the day you die.\n
[12:33] ---
    Well, if it isn't the E Class crew!\n
[12:37] ---
    This library is wasted on the likes of you.\n
[12:40] ---
    Pearls before swine, am I right?\n
[12:43] ---
    Don't tell me...\n
[12:44] ---
    ...the Big Five?\n
[12:46] ---
    Move it, scrubs. Those are our seats. Get lost!
[12:51] ---
    Hey! Don't interrupt our studying!\n
[12:54] ---
    Kayano... your book.\n
[12:56] ---
    These seats are ours! We reserved them!\n
[12:59] ---
    Yeah! And being able to study\nin air conditioning like this\n
[13:03] ---
    is simply heavenly!\n
[13:05] ---
    Have you forgotten? The bad-grade\nE Class can't defy the A Class--\n
[13:09] ---
    not at this school.
[13:11] ---
    W-We can, too!\n
[13:13] ---
    What?\n
[13:14] ---
    We're aiming for the top\nfinals scores in every subject!\n
[13:18] ---
    Let's see you try to boss us around then!\n
[13:22] ---
    Okuda...\n
[13:23] ---
    Don't talk back to me, you cheeky bitch!\n
[13:26] ---
    And those glasses make you look like a hick!\n
[13:29] ---
    Right, Araki?\n
[13:30] ---
    Oh, uh-huh.\n
[13:32] ---
    In all your criticism,\nyou've overlooked something.\n
[13:34] ---
    See? Here we have a pearl among the swine.
[13:38] ---
    What a pity. You and I would\nmake a magnificent pair...\n
[13:40] ---
    if you only had the academic chops.\n
[13:43] ---
    Perhaps you could be our servant.\n
[13:45] ---
    Uh, er... no.\n
[13:47] ---
    She has the worst luck in men.
[13:50] ---
    Hang on...\n
[13:52] ---
    Aren't these the same ones from midterms?\n
[13:55] ---
    --Yukiko Kanzaki, ranked 23rd in Japanese.\n--We have an opening for a maid.\n
[13:59] ---
    --Rio Nakamura, ranked 11th in English.\n--But...\n
[14:02] ---
    --Yuma Isogai, ranked 14th in social studies.\n--Hey! Cut it out already!\n
[14:05] ---
    Manami Okuda, ranked 17th in science...\n
[14:08] ---
    I get it. So you're not entirely\nwithout academic skill--\n
[14:12] ---
    in one subject, anyway.
[14:14] ---
    Then how about this?\n
[14:16] ---
    Whichever of our two classes\n
[14:19] ---
    snags the most top spots over all five subjects\n
[14:22] ---
    gets to make the loser do anything they want.\n
[14:28] ---
    What's wrong? Chicken?\nYou're all bark and no bite!\n
[14:32] ---
    We're perfectly willing to\nput our lives on the line.\n
[14:41] ---
    You probably shouldn't be\nso quick to bet your lives.\n
[14:44] ---
    All right, then! We have ourselves a deal!\n
[14:48] ---
    We'll make you do something worse than death!
[14:50] ---
    You can't run!\n
[14:52] ---
    You'll regret this!\n
[14:53] ---
    "Quiet, Please"\n
[14:57] ---
    Word of this commotion spread\nthroughout the school before long.\n
[15:04] ---
    S-Sorry, Asano...\n
[15:06] ---
    I thought it was just a dumb bet,\n
[15:08] ---
    but those smartasses had\nto go and take us up on it.\n
[15:11] ---
    It's not all bad. Maybe this way we\ncan turn up the heat on the A Class.\n
[15:17] ---
    But let's clarify the rules so\nwe won't have any trouble later:\n
[15:23] ---
    The winner can hand down only one command,\n
[15:26] ---
    the details of which will\nbe announced after finals.\n
[15:29] ---
    Only one? That doesn't seem like enough.\n
[15:32] ---
    So what's ours going to be?\n
[15:40] ---
    To consent to this agreement. Only that.\n
[15:46] ---
    Fifty clauses of the E Class pledging\nsubordination to the A Class.\n
[15:51] ---
    In return, the A Class will lead\nthe E Class as model students.\n
[15:57] ---
    It's a status of forces agreement--a win-win.\n
[16:02] ---
    One command encompassing fifty\nline items of codified servitude?\n
[16:05] ---
    And that's a win-win, is it?\n
[16:08] ---
    Did you just now come up with all this?\n
[16:11] ---
    You're one scary guy.\n
[16:13] ---
    Scary? Perish the thought.\n
[16:17] ---
    This is just a little game\namong autonomous students.\n
[16:22] ---
    I've got a good grasp of civil law.\n
[16:24] ---
    I could whip up a contract that would break a man.
[16:30] ---
    What I'm trying to convey here,\nmy fellow students,\n
[16:34] ---
    is that if we play this game,\nwe play for keeps.\n
[16:37] ---
    We must meet any and all opponents\nhead-on and in all seriousness!\n
[16:41] ---
    That is the duty of the A Class\nthat illuminates all!\n
[16:48] ---
    He knows just what to say to rally the troops.\n
[16:51] ---
    We all know that, but we jump at\nthe chance to tag along after him,\n
[16:56] ---
    believing in the victory beyond his hypocrisy.\n
[17:00] ---
    He's the absolute ace of the\nA-for-Ace Class, Gakushu Asano.\n
[17:05] ---
    There's not a student here\nwho can surpass him.\n
[17:11] ---
    Come on, Karma--shape up and study right!\n
[17:14] ---
    You know you have a good chance\nof getting the overall best score!\n
[17:18] ---
    I would anyway.\nYour teaching methods are top-notch.\n
[17:23] ---
    "In-Depth Reading" "For Finals"\n"Slay 'Em!" "Special Enhanced Lesson"\n
[17:24] ---
    But you know, Koro Sensei...\n
[17:27] ---
    the way you've been going on\nabout top this, top that--\n
[17:29] ---
    you're sounding like a regular\nteacher: crappy and boring.\n
[17:35] ---
    Anyway, what's the plan?\n
[17:37] ---
    You know those A Class goons\nhave something up their sleeve.\n
[17:42] ---
    Don't sweat it, Karma. What more\ndoes the E Class even have to lose?\n
[17:48] ---
    If we win, we can make them do anything!\n
[17:50] ---
    I'd like them to let us use the cafeteria!\n
[17:55] ---
    I have an idea about that.\n
[17:58] ---
    What if we make them hand this over?
[18:01] ---
    The school pamphlet?\n
[18:05] ---
    You've already been at\nthe bottom of the heap.\n
[18:08] ---
    That's why I'd like you to experience\na lively battle for the top.\n
[18:14] ---
    An assassin must aim for\nthe top--and take it down.\n
[18:23] ---
    Asano's whipped up a confrontational\nfrenzy against the E Class.\n
[18:29] ---
    We can only use it to improve\nthe standard deviation at our school.\n
[18:33] ---
    Don't worry!\n
[18:35] ---
    Even the A Class will have the devil's\nown time finding the answer\n
[18:38] ---
    to these concentrated nuggets of knowledge!
[18:43] ---
    These are no longer mere exam problems!\n
[18:49] ---
    Oh, no: why, these have become...\n
[18:52] ---
    conundrums!
[18:55] ---
    Very good. I look forward to\nseeing how it all turns out.\n
[19:02] ---
    Hidden among all these radical\nprovisions is one nondescript item:\n
[19:07] ---
    The E Class is forbidden from keeping secrets.\n
[19:09] ---
    This is what I'm really after.
[19:12] ---
    Whatever the E Class's big secret\nis that you're trying to conceal,\n
[19:17] ---
    I can use this to shake them up, and then...\n
[19:22] ---
    Then I'll have found your weakness,\nand you'll in be my thrall.\n
[19:25] ---
    After all, Father... the apple\ndoesn't fall far from the tree.\n
[19:33] ---
    "Finals Day"\n
[19:37] ---
    Well, Nagisa?\n
[19:39] ---
    You ready for this?\n
[19:41] ---
    If what I studied is on there.\n
[19:43] ---
    Stand up straight and be a man!\n
[19:45] ---
    You're aiming for the top in English!\n
[19:47] ---
    This'll be rich!\n
[19:49] ---
    So you made a reckless\nbet with the A Class, eh?\n
[19:52] ---
    Wonder what they'll make you do?\n
[19:59] ---
    --Well! Looks like we're the first ones here!\n--Tanaka!\n
[20:05] ---
    Who's that?!\n
[20:06] ---
    Ritsu's proxy.\n
[20:07] ---
    We couldn't get the principal\nto allow an AI to take part,\n
[20:12] ---
    so we settled on a stand-in,\nsomeone Ritsu had taught.\n
[20:16] ---
    Do you have any idea what it feels like\n
[20:18] ---
    to have the principal give you a pity-filled\n
[20:20] ---
    you've-sure-got-it-rough look\nduring those negotiations?\n
[20:24] ---
    We're not worthy!\n
[20:28] ---
    Ritsu has a message for you, and so do I:\n
[20:32] ---
    Good luck.\n
[20:34] ---
    Yes, sir!\n
[20:39] ---
    I won't lose. I'll keep on beating them all.\n
[20:47] ---
    These are exams each of us takes separately,\n
[20:50] ---
    yet we still feel like we're in the\nsame boat with all these others.\n
[20:56] ---
    Those we fight beside,\n
[20:59] ---
    those we fight against,\n
[21:02] ---
    the cheers and jeers from the onlookers.\n
[21:05] ---
    This is almost like...\n
[21:12] ---
    We are assassins.\n
[21:16] ---
    And right now we're gladiators, too.\n
[21:23] ---
    Another day...\n
[21:27] ---
    ...another fight bell rings!\n
[21:43] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:50] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:56] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:07] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:13] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
    *Shine again *

16 - School's Out/1st Term

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[00:11] ---
    These are exams each of us takes separately,\n
[00:14] ---
    yet we still feel like we're in\nthe same boat with all these others.\n
[00:20] ---
    Those we fight beside,\n
[00:23] ---
    those we fight against,\n
[00:26] ---
    the cheers and jeers from the onlookers.\n
[00:29] ---
    This is almost like...\n
[00:36] ---
    We are assassins.\n
[00:39] ---
    And right now we're gladiators, too.\n
[00:47] ---
    Another day...\n
[00:51] ---
    ...another fight bell rings!\n
[00:56] ---
    Tests are a good thing.\n
[00:58] ---
    The knowledge gained\nfrom a night of cramming\n
[01:00] ---
    will be all but forgotten\nonce you hit adulthood.\n
[01:04] ---
    And that's fine.\n
[01:05] ---
    The experience you gain through competition,\n
[01:08] ---
    having sharpened your skills\nand broadened your minds\n
[01:11] ---
    all under the same set of rules?\n
[01:13] ---
    That's the real treasure.
[01:17] ---
    So fast!\n
[01:18] ---
    Much faster than midterms...\n
[01:21] ---
    At a combined junior-senior high prep school,\n
[01:24] ---
    it's not unusual for junior-high students\n
[01:26] ---
    to start learning at a\nhigh-school level in year 3.\n
[01:28] ---
    The fastest-paced subjects at our school\n
[01:31] ---
    are English, math, and science.\n
[01:34] ---
    But the same conditions apply to us all.\n
[01:40] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[01:43] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[01:48] ---
    *Sensei! Target on *
[01:52] ---
    *The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
[01:57] ---
    *Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
[02:02] ---
    *We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
[02:10] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[02:12] ---
    *Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[02:18] ---
    *We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[02:26] ---
    *Mr. Teacher, tell us *
[02:28] ---
    *Will we, still incomplete *
[02:31] ---
    *Be able to shoot through *
[02:33] ---
    *The invincible target that's you? *
[02:36] ---
    *As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[02:42] ---
    *Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[02:44] ---
    *Lost in so many ways *
[02:47] ---
    *For you more than anyone else *
[02:49] ---
    *Studying like a house on fire *
[02:52] ---
    *Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
[02:57] ---
    *A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
[03:00] ---
    *Revolution *
[03:03] ---
    *Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
[03:09] ---
    "Episode 16: School's Out/1st Term"\n
[03:20] ---
    So this is the last problem?\n
[03:24] ---
    Those scrubs! I spent a year in\nLos Angeles when my folks worked there.\n
[03:28] ---
    There's no way any junior-high\nlevel stuff will trip me up now!\n
[03:33] ---
    "If you want to know the truth, I felt like\nslapping the cook's face a hundred times."\n
[03:38] ---
    It's not going down? What the--?\nYou could use this as the answer key!\n
[03:45] ---
    Why so serious?\n
[03:46] ---
    Lighten up a little, Mr. Top Scholar!\n
[03:52] ---
    A perfect score? From the E Class?!\n
[03:56] ---
    I'm guessing you never read Salinger's The Catcher in the Rye.
[04:01] ---
    Leave it to a fine school to\ncome up with some fine questions.\n
[04:06] ---
    The questions cite famous literature.\n
[04:09] ---
    They'll want the scoring standard to include\n
[04:12] ---
    how much a student reads\nand how adaptable she can be.\n
[04:15] ---
    They'll probably lose points\nif they don't answer\n
[04:16] ---
    in the same rough and concise\ncolloquial style as the source text.\n
[04:20] ---
    "Honestly, I wanted to give that cook\na hundred slaps in the face."\n
[04:20] ---
    I did it!\n
[04:22] ---
    Damn! Our English teacher\nonly mentioned that novel\n
[04:26] ---
    in passing in the middle of class!\n
[04:28] ---
    I guess you didn't have many\nfriends overseas, eh, Seo?\n
[04:32] ---
    Like an octopus who practically\npushed books onto you?\n
[04:36] ---
    I've always admired this\nkind of subtle rebellion.\n
[04:39] ---
    You simply must read it in both languages.\n
[04:42] ---
    It ought to strike a real\nchord with you at your age.\n
[04:45] ---
    Dammit!\n
[04:47] ---
    Ha! Science is all about memorization!\n
[04:56] ---
    Huh? I can't get its armor off!\n
[04:59] ---
    But I know I memorized this!
[05:02] ---
    Well, you see...\n
[05:03] ---
    Got it!\n
[05:05] ---
    Real science isn't any fun if it's just memorization.
[05:10] ---
    Science absolutely loves when you tell it--\n
[05:12] ---
    in words, mind you--\n
[05:15] ---
    that you know what it is.\n
[05:24] ---
    Even in science, you need language\nskills to reach your opponent.\n
[05:28] ---
    I understand that now, Koro Sensei!\n
[05:32] ---
    Now I've done it...\n
[05:34] ---
    How am I supposed to know how many times\n
[05:36] ---
    the Tokyo International Conference\non African Development has met?!\n
[05:41] ---
    That was close. Good thing I studied that.\n
[05:45] ---
    Isogai, you little...\n
[05:47] ---
    Just a fluke. See, my family's pretty poor,\n
[05:51] ---
    and when I looked it up out of sympathy\nfor Africa's poverty issues...\n
[05:54] ---
    --No time like the present!\n--Wha-a-at?!\n
[05:58] ---
    Being taken to the actual location\n
[06:00] ---
    only made me that much more interested!
[06:06] ---
    "Spring has gone away\nand summer come, it would seem--\n
[06:10] ---
    from those white hemp robes\nlaid to dry in the sunlight\n
[06:14] ---
    on Kagu's Heavenly Hill."\n
[06:21] ---
    Your words are as lovely as your face!\n
[06:24] ---
    But a mere sliver of a satisfactory answer\n
[06:27] ---
    does not an aced exam make!\n
[06:32] ---
    "First Term Final: Math"\n
[06:32] ---
    Math, eh?\n
[06:34] ---
    Akabane's in the E Class?\n
[06:37] ---
    He came in second on the midterms, after me.\n
[06:42] ---
    Quite a showing for an E Class student.\n
[06:44] ---
    However...\n
[06:47] ---
    I have no blind spots--\nnot in math, not in any subject.\n
[06:59] ---
    Aw!\n
[07:01] ---
    Everyone's in such a tizzy.\n
[07:04] ---
    That's not what winning is all about.\n
[07:12] ---
    Total victory is scoring an easy win\nby doing what you always do.\n
[07:22] ---
    He'll be my sacrifice to\nthe proper way of winning.\n
[07:25] ---
    That'll show 'em.\n
[07:29] ---
    Two days of exams.\nAssassination, our wager--\n
[07:33] ---
    everything was riding on\nhow many circles we got.\n
[07:43] ---
    Well, class,\n
[07:46] ---
    your scores in all subjects have arrived.\n
[07:57] ---
    Here goes. Starting with English:\n
[08:03] ---
    First in the E Class\n
[08:05] ---
    and first in the grade...\n
[08:09] ---
    Rio Nakamura!\n
[08:13] ---
    Take that!\n
[08:13] ---
    "Rio Nakamura" "100 in English" "1st in Year 3"\nTake that!\n
[08:15] ---
    What?!
[08:15] ---
    "Tomoya Seo" "95 in English" "3rd in Year 3" What?!
[08:17] ---
    Perfect.\n
[08:19] ---
    Though your motivation had a\nwhimsical side that worried me.\n
[08:23] ---
    Well, there Ā\n
[08:26] ---
    Don't forget about that tentacle, now, sir.\n
[08:29] ---
    I won't.\n
[08:32] ---
    Nagisa, you put up a good fight,\n
[08:33] ---
    but you haven't kicked your habit\nof making spelling mistakes\n
[08:35] ---
    "Nagisa Shiota" "91 in English" "6th in Year 3"\nwhen it really counts.\n
[08:39] ---
    Still, top marks in a subject\nmeans that's one tentacle down.\n
[08:44] ---
    "To Be Destroyed"\n
[08:44] ---
    "To Be Destroyed"\nLet's wait until I've read all the scores\n
[08:46] ---
    to see if we have something to celebrate.\n
[08:49] ---
    Next up is Japanese:\n
[08:52] ---
    First in the E Class...\n
[08:55] ---
    Yukiko Kanzaki!\n
[08:57] ---
    However!\n
[08:58] ---
    First in the grade goes to\nGakushu Asano of the A Class!\n
[09:04] ---
    "96 in Japanese" "2nd in Year 3"\nKanzaki, you did an excellent job.\n
[09:06] ---
    "96 in Japanese" "2nd in Year 3"\nAnd that's enough.\n
[09:08] ---
    Asano can really nab those points.\n
[09:10] ---
    He's crazy tough. Nakamura only\nbeat him in English by a single point.\n
[09:14] ---
    That's the top in the nation for you.\nNo chinks--not in any subject.\n
[09:19] ---
    They're collectively known as the Big Five...\n
[09:20] ---
    "94 in Japanese" "3rd in Year 3"\nThey're collectively known as the Big Five...\n
[09:22] ---
    "94 in Japanese" "3rd in Year 3"\n...but it really comes down to Asano.\n
[09:24] ---
    You've got to take him down\nor you'll never get to the top.\n
[09:29] ---
    Let's move on.\n
[09:32] ---
    In social studies, first in the\nE Class goes to Yuma Isogai.\n
[09:36] ---
    As for first in the grade?\n
[09:39] ---
    Congratulations!\n
[09:41] ---
    You beat out Asano to take the top spot!\n
[09:44] ---
    "97 in Social Studies" "1st in Year 3"\nYesss!\n
[09:46] ---
    "94 in Social Studies" "2nd in Year 3"\n
[09:46] ---
    "94 in Social Studies" "2nd in Year 3"\nAn excellent job, especially considering\n
[09:49] ---
    "93 in Social Studies" "3rd in Year 3"\nall the fiendish questions you had to deal with!\n
[09:50] ---
    We're 2 and 1!\n
[09:52] ---
    Next up is science... is it Okuda?\n
[09:54] ---
    First in the E Class for science\nis Manami Okuda! And...\n
[10:00] ---
    Marvelous! First in the grade is also Manami Okuda!
[10:05] ---
    "Manami Okuda"\n"98 in Science" "1st in Year 3"\n
[10:07] ---
    That's 3 and 1!\n
[10:09] ---
    We don't even have to hear how\n
[10:10] ---
    "95 in Science" "2nd in Year 3"\nmath turned out--the E Class won this!\n
[10:13] ---
    --Hooray!\n--Great work, Okuda!\n
[10:15] ---
    That tentacle is yours!\n
[10:17] ---
    And so is what we're\nasking for in this little deal!\n
[10:20] ---
    I can't wait!\n
[10:21] ---
    So that just leaves math.\n
[10:28] ---
    "Gakushu Asano"\n"100 in Math" "1st in Year 3"\n
[10:32] ---
    We're 3 and 2 over all five subjects.\nWe lost to the E Class.\n
[10:37] ---
    What could be more humiliating?\n
[10:39] ---
    But it still worked out, Koyama.\nI mean, we beat them on total scores.\n
[10:45] ---
    Hmph.\n
[10:46] ---
    I got my own back against the guy\nwho stole fourth place from me.\n
[10:50] ---
    But that guy...\n
[10:51] ---
    "85 in Math" "10th in Year 3"\nHe dug his own grave!\n
[10:54] ---
    "Total Score: 469" "13th in Year 3"\nDidn't even bother to compete, the scrub.\n
[11:01] ---
    The A Class is mighty indeed.\n
[11:04] ---
    They monopolize the top six ranks\nin overall scores for five subjects.\n
[11:07] ---
    The best overall scores in the E Class\n
[11:10] ---
    were Kataoka's and Takebayashi's,\ntied for 7th place.\n
[11:13] ---
    That's to be expected. Everyone in\nthe A Class studied like mad, too.\n
[11:19] ---
    The tests' difficulty levels\nhad been ramped up.\n
[11:22] ---
    No lazy student could be expected to keep up.\n
[11:25] ---
    What are you trying to say?\n
[11:27] ---
    You thought, "I'm so cool--\nI'll ace these exams, no sweat"?\n
[11:32] ---
    How mortifying!\n
[11:36] ---
    "Total Score: 491" "1st in Year 3"\nCongratulations on retaining\n
[11:38] ---
    "Total Score: 491" "1st in Year 3"\nyour individual total top rank.\n
[11:40] ---
    Or so I'd like to say,\n
[11:42] ---
    if it weren't for a wager\nyou made with the E Class.\n
[11:46] ---
    A wager that you lost.
[11:49] ---
    The entire school knows\nall about your little bet.\n
[11:52] ---
    You'll have a tough time refusing\nthe E Class's request now.\n
[11:56] ---
    So what will you do?\n
[11:57] ---
    Do you want the school to protect you?\n
[12:01] ---
    No, thank you.\n
[12:03] ---
    I believe you said\n
[12:05] ---
    you'd put a collar on me\nand keep me as a pet,\n
[12:08] ---
    or attempt to expose\nmy nonexistent secrets.\n
[12:13] ---
    You certainly talk big\n
[12:15] ---
    for a whelp who can't even\nwin a bet with his peers.\n
[12:26] ---
    Three students have the right\nto destroy one of my tentacles:\n
[12:29] ---
    Nakamura, Isogai, and Okuda.\n
[12:33] ---
    You contributed nothing, not to this assassination and not to this wager.
[12:39] ---
    Is that understood?\n
[12:42] ---
    Those who couldn't do what they\nhad to when the time came for action\n
[12:45] ---
    will find their presence\nfading in our classroom.\n
[12:48] ---
    An assassin who neglects to sharpen\nhis blade is no assassin at all.\n
[12:52] ---
    He's just a boastful brat\nswinging around a rusty sword.\n
[13:00] ---
    Wasn't that a little much?\n
[13:03] ---
    Don't worry. I only cut him down\nbecause he'll spring right back up.\n
[13:09] ---
    He's been gifted with so much talent.\n
[13:12] ---
    But one so talented so often lacks experience.\n
[13:17] ---
    There's the danger of training him up\nwithout knowing real competition,\n
[13:20] ---
    just so he can keep on winning\nwithout ever really trying.\n
[13:23] ---
    If great talent knows the\nfrustration of defeat early on,\n
[13:27] ---
    it can become even greater.\n
[13:30] ---
    Exams are an opportunity to teach correctly\n
[13:33] ---
    the meaning of winning and losing,\nof strong and weak.\n
[13:37] ---
    Students, soak up heaping helpings\nof successes and setbacks!\n
[13:42] ---
    Take in now what it means to win,\nwhat it means to lose!\n
[13:49] ---
    It's just so important--and I didn't\nrealize it until the very end.\n
[14:02] ---
    All right, class,\n
[14:04] ---
    you had a fine showing in the finals,\n
[14:06] ---
    taking the top spot in\nthree out of five subjects.\n
[14:10] ---
    Shall we get started with the assassination?\n
[14:13] ---
    The top three can choose\nany tentacle they like.\n
[14:16] ---
    I can lose three, no problem.\nSix, now... that would have been rough.\n
[14:21] ---
    Whoa there, octopus!\n
[14:23] ---
    We got more than three in the top spot!\n
[14:27] ---
    No, there are three, Terasaka,\n
[14:29] ---
    over Japanese, English, social studies, and--\n
[14:33] ---
    Huh? Quit playin' dumb!\n
[14:35] ---
    Five subjects, that's Japanese,\nEnglish, social studies, science,\n
[14:39] ---
    and home ec!\n
[14:40] ---
    H-Home ec?!\n
[14:43] ---
    No one said what subjects to ace!
[14:44] ---
    "100 in Home Ec" "1st in Year 3" No one said what subjects to ace!
[14:47] ---
    Nice that we all had a hand in this scheme.
[14:49] ---
    W-Wait a second! Home ec is just--\n
[14:52] ---
    Just what?\n
[14:53] ---
    Isn't that a little rude, Koro Sensei?\n
[14:56] ---
    Why, home ec is the toughest\nsubject of them all.\n
[14:59] ---
    Yeah! Don't break your promise!\n
[15:01] ---
    Four of us scored highest in the\nmost important subject: home ec!\n
[15:04] ---
    That's seven tentacles in all!\n
[15:06] ---
    --Sev-en! Sev-en! Se-ven!\n--Seven?! Eeek!\n
[15:10] ---
    Oh, and Koro Sensei, we've been talking...\n
[15:14] ---
    We'll use our prize from the A Class\nwager with this assassination.\n
[15:19] ---
    What?\n
[15:22] ---
    The end-of-term ceremony came\nhot on the heels of our last day.\n
[15:26] ---
    But there was one thing left for us to do.\n
[15:32] ---
    Aw, yeah, here he comes:\nMr. Student Council President.\n
[15:37] ---
    What do you want?\nI'm too busy with the ceremony\n
[15:40] ---
    to deal with the likes of the E Class.\n
[15:42] ---
    Not so fast! Aren't you forgettin' something?\n
[15:49] ---
    We had a bet, Asano, where the winner\ncould make any one demand.\n
[15:54] ---
    We sent our demand via email.\nI trust you have no complaints?\n
[15:59] ---
    Don't even try pretendin'\nit was all just a joke!\n
[16:02] ---
    We could always throw home ec\ninto those five subjects.\n
[16:07] ---
    'Course, we'd still win!\n
[16:10] ---
    You sure got the wool pulled over your eyes--\n
[16:13] ---
    and by a pack of ne'er-do-wells to boot.\n
[16:14] ---
    Yes, though their argument\nwas practically splitting hairs.\n
[16:19] ---
    But I'm glad.\n
[16:21] ---
    --Since home ec isn't on any entrance exams,\n--And now, for the crowning touch... olive oil!\n
[16:23] ---
    --it's not that important,\n--And now, for the crowning touch... olive oil!\n
[16:25] ---
    --so there's a tendency for home ec teachers\n--And now, for the crowning touch... olive oil!\n
[16:28] ---
    --to put whatever questions they like on the exam.\n--Don't scrimp on the sesame oil!\n
[16:30] ---
    --That puts the E Class at an overwhelming disadvantage,\n--Really pour it on!\n
[16:34] ---
    since I'm their only teacher.\n
[16:36] ---
    They must have done some serious\nresearch into past testing trends--\n
[16:41] ---
    all to get the better of me.\n
[16:44] ---
    Their creative thinking in finding a loophole\n
[16:46] ---
    and the power to focus on attacking it:\n
[16:48] ---
    they're practically made for my classroom.\n
[16:53] ---
    By the way...\n
[16:55] ---
    why did we have to stay behind?\n
[16:58] ---
    Mr. Karasuma told us not to\ncome to the closing ceremony.\n
[17:01] ---
    Because you're an octopus!\n
[17:03] ---
    Because you're a bitch!
[17:08] ---
    Karma!\n
[17:09] ---
    Since when do you attend\nall-school assemblies?\n
[17:13] ---
    If I skip now, it'll look like I'm running away.\n
[17:16] ---
    No thanks.\n
[17:18] ---
    Storehouse Beach!\n
[17:20] ---
    Storehouse--huh?\n
[17:24] ---
    Mr. Karasuma! The fake Ritsu is\ntoo distracting--I can't concentrate!\n
[17:28] ---
    Suck it up. This is to keep Ritsu\nfrom being exposed as a machine.\n
[17:33] ---
    She's my immediate supervisor's daughter.\n
[17:35] ---
    Tight-lipped and knows better than to pry.\n
[17:38] ---
    And my supervisor's glad that\nRitsu's tutoring got her grades up.\n
[17:41] ---
    She's been next to me ever since exams.\n
[17:44] ---
    My concentration took such a hit,\n
[17:45] ---
    "Total Score: 338" "95th of 186 in Year 3"\nI wound up last in class!\n
[17:49] ---
    Last in class? That's still around\nthe middle of the grade.\n
[17:53] ---
    He's come a long way from the very, very bottom.
[17:57] ---
    Now, it may be summer vacation,\nbut don't slack off.\n
[18:00] ---
    Er, uh...\n
[18:03] ---
    You don't want to wind up like the E Class...\n
[18:07] ---
    Even his usual E Class insults are bombing.\n
[18:10] ---
    All because the End Class\nvied for the top spot.\n
[18:14] ---
    Koro Sensei may not have been with us today,\n
[18:17] ---
    but we stood with our heads held high.\n
[18:22] ---
    This term ends with the students\nmore aware of their performance.\n
[18:28] ---
    This will only serve to further\nfan the flames of humiliation\n
[18:31] ---
    and a sense of danger for the E Class.\n
[18:35] ---
    Even at this unusual time,\nwith Earth's existence in the balance,\n
[18:38] ---
    my education principles\nare functioning flawlessly.\n
[18:44] ---
    And yet... precisely because they are the End Class,
[18:48] ---
    measures must be taken--\n
[18:50] ---
    while school's out for the summer.\n
[18:56] ---
    "Summer Vacation Guidebook"\n"Kunugigaoka Junior High School, Class 3-E"\n
[18:57] ---
    One for each of you.\n
[18:59] ---
    Again with the overkill guidebooks!\n
[19:01] ---
    It's like an accordion!\n
[19:04] ---
    And even this isn't enough.\n
[19:06] ---
    The temptations of summer\nare simply too many to mention.\n
[19:10] ---
    Now, then!\n
[19:12] ---
    We're about to head into summer vacation,\n
[19:15] ---
    but you have a certain\nmain event coming up.\n
[19:18] ---
    Yeah, this--what we won in that wager!\n
[19:21] ---
    It's a privilege normally reserved\nfor the class with the best grades--\n
[19:26] ---
    that is, the A Class.\n
[19:28] ---
    But this time, both the A and E\nClasses dominated the top fifty.\n
[19:34] ---
    You more than qualify.\n
[19:38] ---
    "Kunugigaoka Junior High Special Summer Course"\n"Boost Your Concentration in the Open Air!"\n
[19:40] ---
    Summer vacation! The Kunugigaoka\nJunior High Special Summer Course:\n
[19:44] ---
    three days and two nights\nat an Okinawa resort!\n
[19:47] ---
    Yahoo!\n
[19:52] ---
    Let 'em have that lousy old domestic trip.\n
[19:56] ---
    Some Big Five you are--\nchoking when it matters most!\n
[19:58] ---
    What a joke!\n
[19:59] ---
    The only winner you've got is Asano!\n
[20:01] ---
    Will you shut up?\n
[20:04] ---
    A losing dog has no right to bark.\n
[20:07] ---
    Sit and stay until I tug your leash.\n
[20:11] ---
    You'll pay for this.\n
[20:14] ---
    And, E Class, you're first in my sights,\n
[20:17] ---
    before I deal with my father.\n
[20:21] ---
    So what you'd rather do...\n
[20:24] ---
    Yes: we'll cash in our tentacle-destroying\nrights during summer camp.\n
[20:29] ---
    Seven tentacles is a big handicap.\nBut don't stop there!\n
[20:32] ---
    Come after me with\nraw hunger on this island...\n
[20:37] ---
    surrounded on all sides\nby water--my weakness!\n
[20:40] ---
    Let me be honest: You've become\nformidable students indeed.\n
[20:46] ---
    I've already given you report cards\nto show your parents.\n
[20:50] ---
    These are my report cards for you.
[21:00] ---
    A classroomful of double circles:\n
[21:03] ---
    our target's highest score\nfor these past three months.\n
[21:07] ---
    In the first term, you made full use\nof the basics you learned.\n
[21:10] ---
    This summer vacation, it's time for\nplenty of fun, plenty of studying,\n
[21:13] ---
    and plenty of killing.\n
[21:17] ---
    Class 3-E, Kunugigaoka Junior High:\nthe assassination classroom!\n
[21:21] ---
    The first term full of\nfundamentals is hereby over!\n
[21:42] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:50] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:56] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
    *Shine again *

17 - Island Time

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[00:06] ---
    Surprise!\n
[00:07] ---
    "Tell Us, Kunudon!"\n
[00:07] ---
    "Tell Us, Kunudon!"\nTell us, Kunudon!\n
[00:10] ---
    Hi, everybody! It's me, Kunudon!\n
[00:12] ---
    Sir Kunudon!\n
[00:14] ---
    The students with the best grades\nat Kunugigaoka Academy\n
[00:17] ---
    are entitled to a fantastic privilege:\n
[00:20] ---
    Vested interest!\n
[00:22] ---
    Three days and two nights\nat a luxury summer school\n
[00:24] ---
    in always-summery Okinawa!\n
[00:26] ---
    Diplomatic passports!\n
[00:28] ---
    The school pays for the hotel\nand everything that goes with it.\n
[00:31] ---
    Students can study to their hearts' content!\n
[00:34] ---
    Sheer debauchery! Yay!\n
[00:39] ---
    What? What do you mean, the E Class is going?!\n
[00:45] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[00:47] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[00:53] ---
    *Sensei! Target on *
[00:56] ---
    *The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
[01:01] ---
    *Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
[01:06] ---
    *We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
[01:14] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[01:16] ---
    *Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[01:22] ---
    *We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[01:30] ---
    *Mr. Teacher, tell us *
[01:32] ---
    *Will we, still incomplete *
[01:35] ---
    *Be able to shoot through *
[01:38] ---
    *The invincible target that's you? *
[01:41] ---
    *As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[01:46] ---
    *Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[01:48] ---
    *Lost in so many ways *
[01:51] ---
    *For you more than anyone else *
[01:54] ---
    *Studying like a house on fire *
[01:57] ---
    *Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
[02:01] ---
    *A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
[02:04] ---
    *Revolution *
[02:07] ---
    *Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
[02:14] ---
    "Episode 17: Island Time"\n
[02:26] ---
    Whoa, just look at 'em all!\n
[02:29] ---
    Ah, summer vacation--and the\nfreedom of being out of school!\n
[02:33] ---
    Or so you'd think.\n
[02:35] ---
    Why are we here at school?\n
[02:37] ---
    Well... I don't want everyone to\nsee me out catching bugs at my age.\n
[02:43] ---
    I'm a city boy--I've always wanted to do this.\n
[02:47] ---
    And Karma happened to point me\nto a tree with some good bugs on it.\n
[02:51] ---
    I didn't expect you to come, Maehara. Never pegged you as an insect fan.
[02:56] ---
    Our next assassination'll be\nat that island resort, right?\n
[03:00] ---
    Wouldn't you say we're\nmissing a little something?\n
[03:03] ---
    Like what?\n
[03:04] ---
    Money!\n
[03:05] ---
    You need buying power if you're gonna\nsnag yourself a swimsuited babe!\n
[03:10] ---
    That runt won't do the trick...\nbut a giant stag beetle?\n
[03:13] ---
    Those babies'll net you\ntens of thousands of yen!\n
[03:15] ---
    Auction 'em off online for major cashola--\n
[03:17] ---
    we'll make at least enough\nto cover a fancy dinner\n
[03:20] ---
    and a place to chill out!\n
[03:22] ---
    I think he's forgotten\nwhat this trip's all about.\n
[03:26] ---
    Yeah. Not exactly a\n15-year-old's vacation plans.\n
[03:30] ---
    That won't work!\n
[03:32] ---
    Giant stag beetles? Those are old news!\n
[03:34] ---
    Kurahashi!\n
[03:35] ---
    Morning! You're all here to scrape up\nsome spending money, too, huh?\n
[03:39] ---
    Hey, what do you mean\nstag beetles are old news?\n
[03:42] ---
    Well...\n
[03:44] ---
    I guess they were super pricey\nright around when we were born,\n
[03:48] ---
    but today's artificial breeding methods\nhave saturated the market,\n
[03:53] ---
    bringing their prices way down.\n
[03:55] ---
    The Great Stag Beetle Crash!\n
[03:58] ---
    I thought one beetle would\nabout pay for one babe.\n
[04:01] ---
    No way. These days,\nbabes are way more expensive.\n
[04:05] ---
    You sure know a lot about this, Kurahashi.\nAre you into bugs?\n
[04:08] ---
    Yep! Along with every other living thing!\n
[04:11] ---
    Hey, since we're all here...\n
[04:13] ---
    Let's all go bug-hunting!\nWe're bound to find tons if we all try!\n
[04:18] ---
    The innocent and genuine Kurahashi\n
[04:20] ---
    knows an insane amount\nabout living creatures.\n
[04:22] ---
    Just the right helping hand\nfor a bunch of crass-ish guys\n
[04:25] ---
    to have around.\n
[04:30] ---
    Mmm. Pretty nice haul.\n
[04:32] ---
    Whoa! Did you set this?\n
[04:35] ---
    My own homemade trap.\nI put it out last night.\n
[04:39] ---
    "Let ferment for 1-2 days"\n
[04:40] ---
    There are about twenty\nmore of them out there,\n
[04:42] ---
    so that's about a thousand\nyen apiece if we're lucky!\n
[04:47] ---
    Not too shabby for a side job!\n
[04:48] ---
    I hope we caught the one I was looking for!\n
[04:51] ---
    What an inefficient trap.\nAnd you call yourselves the E Class?\n
[04:55] ---
    Okajima!\n
[04:57] ---
    Pulling in a measly thousand\nyen at a time? Yeah, right.\n
[05:00] ---
    My trap'll bring in a cool ten billion!
[05:04] ---
    Oof.\n
[05:05] ---
    Ten billion... you don't mean--\n
[05:06] ---
    Oh, but I do.\n
[05:08] ---
    If we're planning an assassination\non this southern isle,\n
[05:11] ---
    that octopus'll be letting his\nguard down in the meantime.\n
[05:15] ---
    And that's what I'm after.
[05:17] ---
    "Stag"\n
[05:20] ---
    Oh, yeah--here we go!\n
[05:22] ---
    He went right for my dirty-book trap!\n
[05:24] ---
    Wow. When do you see the speedy Koro Sensei moving that slowly?
[05:29] ---
    That one must be right up his alley...\n
[05:32] ---
    And what's with the stag beetle dress-up?\n
[05:35] ---
    Is he trying to blend in? That's just sad.\n
[05:39] ---
    Every mountain has one: the porn repository.\n
[05:44] ---
    The kids who find their dreams\nthere grow old enough\n
[05:47] ---
    to buy their own dirty magazines,\n
[05:49] ---
    then leave behind dreams\nfor someone else to find.\n
[05:53] ---
    It's a place of neverending dreams.\n
[05:55] ---
    I'm glad you're here! Lend me a hand--\n
[05:57] ---
    our porn power'll give him a dream\nhe'll never wake up from!\n
[06:02] ---
    We seem to have reached maximum crassitude.\n
[06:04] ---
    I did some major research\ninto his top turn-ons, y'know.\n
[06:08] ---
    Can't buy the stuff myself,\nbut I found a few.\n
[06:11] ---
    Wouldn't he like anything with big boobs?\n
[06:14] ---
    As it turns out, yeah.\n
[06:15] ---
    "6/29: A hit!"\nDirty magazines are dreams.\n
[06:17] ---
    Everyone looks for his ideal in their pages.\n
[06:18] ---
    "7/6: A miss." "S&M Mania"\nEveryone looks for his ideal in their pages.\n
[06:20] ---
    "7/15: Photos a hit, setup doesn't sit well" "Pleasure Forest"\nPhotos and manga, too: \n
[06:22] ---
    "7/15: Photos a hit, setup doesn't sit well" "Pleasure Forest"\nthe tiniest difference gets a whole 'nother response.\n
[06:25] ---
    That's amazing, Okajima.\nSo for the last month,\n
[06:28] ---
    you've been swapping out porn and\ncarefully observing his reactions?\n
[06:31] ---
    No grown-up ought to be picking up\na month's worth of porn mags!\n
[06:35] ---
    That's just sad.\n
[06:36] ---
    It's just like your traps, Kurahashi.\n
[06:39] ---
    You get absorbed in studying your\nprey for a long time, too, right?\n
[06:42] ---
    Yeah...\n
[06:43] ---
    I've got a dirty mind. If you wanna\nhate me for it, go on ahead.\n
[06:47] ---
    "Half-Nude Monthly"\nBut it's only because I'm a super-lech that I know:\n
[06:53] ---
    Pornography can save the world.\n
[06:57] ---
    He's so... cool, somehow!\n
[06:59] ---
    I'll get him, all right!\n
[07:01] ---
    Under all that porn is a net\nstrung with anti-Sensei BB's!\n
[07:05] ---
    He's deep into that book now--\nwe can nab him for sure!\n
[07:07] ---
    Someone cut this rope and trigger the trap.\n
[07:10] ---
    I'll jump in there and finish him off!\n
[07:13] ---
    Anything can be a sword\nif you polish it enough.\n
[07:16] ---
    Okajima's porn-sword might\njust run Koro Sensei through.\n
[07:23] ---
    Bwoop!\n
[07:25] ---
    What the--?!\n
[07:26] ---
    His eyes just went all "bwoop"!\n
[07:28] ---
    I don't have any data on that face!\n
[07:30] ---
    What kind of porn does that signify?!
[07:35] ---
    "Stag"\n
[07:36] ---
    There you are!\n
[07:40] ---
    A Miyama stag beetle.\nAnd with that eye color!\n
[07:44] ---
    Are they white, Koro Sensei?\n
[07:46] ---
    Ah, Kurahashi!\n
[07:47] ---
    Indeed they are!\n
[07:48] ---
    Wow! Just what I'd been looking for!\n
[07:51] ---
    Yes, right here on this mountain!\n
[07:54] ---
    Oh, man! And we were so close!\n
[07:56] ---
    \n--Miyama stag! Miyama stag! Yay!\n
[07:57] ---
    --I don't know what they're so happy about,\n--Miyama stag! Miyama stag! Yay!\n
[07:59] ---
    --but a giant stag beetle and a junior-high girl\n--Miyama stag! Miyama stag! Yay!\n
[08:01] ---
    --jumping around on all that porn?\n--Miyama stag! Miyama stag! Yay!\n
[08:02] ---
    --That's one hell of a sight.\n--Miyama stag! Miyama stag! Yay!\n
[08:10] ---
    Mortifying! How super-duper mortifying!\n
[08:15] ---
    I'm so ashamed... Such behavior\nis unbecoming of an educator.\n
[08:19] ---
    I knew there was a trap under all this porn,\n
[08:21] ---
    but with each magazine\nmore to my taste than the last,\n
[08:24] ---
    I couldn't resist!\n
[08:26] ---
    He saw right through it...\n
[08:27] ---
    So what's the big deal, Kurahashi?\nThat's a Miyama stag beetle, right?\n
[08:32] ---
    In games and stuff, they sell\nfor way less than a giant stag.\n
[08:35] ---
    Miyamas've been going for a good\nprice lately. They're hard to breed.\n
[08:41] ---
    One this size could fetch twenty thousand.\n
[08:43] ---
    Twenty thousand?!\n
[08:44] ---
    Plus, take a good look at its eyes.\n
[08:47] ---
    They're usually black, but these are white.\n
[08:50] ---
    I told you about albinism, right?\n
[08:54] ---
    Oh, yeah--like the super-rare\ncreatures born pure white?\n
[08:58] ---
    Yes, and stag beetles are\nonly albino in the eyes.\n
[09:02] ---
    A natural-born Miyama white-eye,\nas they're known, is extremely rare.\n
[09:07] ---
    Why, this even has academic value.\n
[09:09] ---
    You could sell this for hundreds\nof thousands of yen, easy.\n
[09:11] ---
    Hundreds?!\n
[09:12] ---
    I told Koro Sensei I wanted\nto see one just once,\n
[09:15] ---
    and he said he'd use his\nzoom eyes to find one for me!\n
[09:18] ---
    Okay, you lowlifes: raise your\nhand if you want this baby!\n
[09:22] ---
    I do!\n
[09:24] ---
    What to do, what to do?\n
[09:25] ---
    I was the one who caught it!
[09:28] ---
    In killing, in porn, in living things:\n
[09:30] ---
    summer vacation is full of\nlearning and discoveries.\n
[09:33] ---
    One week until our assassination\nvacation to that southern island.\n
[09:43] ---
    "Old Campus"\n
[09:45] ---
    One week until our assassination\nvacation to that southern island.\n
[09:49] ---
    We'd gotten together to train for it\nand to put our plans in order.\n
[09:54] ---
    Well, well! I see you little brats\nare working up a good sweat,\n
[09:58] ---
    summer vacation notwithstanding.\n
[10:00] ---
    You train, too, Professor Bitch.\n
[10:02] ---
    Your gun and knife skills aren't that much better than ours.
[10:05] ---
    Grownups are sneaky.\nI'll hitch a ride on your strategy\n
[10:09] ---
    and only take away the best parts.\n
[10:13] ---
    That's my Irina.\n
[10:14] ---
    L-Lovro, sir!\n
[10:17] ---
    He's here as a special\ninstructor for the summer.\n
[10:20] ---
    He'll give us tips on our strategy\nfrom a pro's perspective.\n
[10:24] ---
    Rest one day and your fingers\nand arms forget about killing.\n
[10:28] ---
    If you don't want to flunk out,\nhurry up and get changed!\n
[10:31] ---
    Yes, absolutely!\n
[10:32] ---
    Even Professor Bitch can't say no to him.\n
[10:36] ---
    Yeah, well, he's one scary dude.\n
[10:39] ---
    Thank you for your cooperation.\n
[10:41] ---
    Making matters worse,\n
[10:43] ---
    I couldn't contact the assassins\nwho'd shown the most promise.\n
[10:48] ---
    Were they scared off, knowing\nthat even the pros had failed?\n
[10:52] ---
    Perhaps.\n
[10:54] ---
    Now all we can do is leave it up to them.\n
[10:57] ---
    Now, he's not here today; is that correct?
[11:01] ---
    Yes. He'd had a trip to Everest planned,\n
[11:04] ---
    so he's there now, beating the heat.\n
[11:06] ---
    Good. A confidential strategy is essential\n
[11:09] ---
    for an assassination.\n
[11:12] ---
    I see.\n
[11:14] ---
    First we destroy the seven promised tentacles,\n
[11:18] ---
    then the entire class immediately\njumps in to finish him off.\n
[11:22] ---
    So far, so good...\n
[11:24] ---
    But what's this very first step: "psych attacks"?\n
[11:27] ---
    First we throw him off, blunting his moves.\n
[11:30] ---
    Koro Sensei was scavenging\nfor dirty magazines earlier.\n
[11:35] ---
    "Stag" Just don't tell your classmates, all right?
[11:38] ---
    "Stag"\n...and he gave us each an ice pop.\n
[11:41] ---
    As if that'd be enough to\nkeep our mouths shut now!\n
[11:43] ---
    Let's all gang up on him\nand teach him a lesson!\n
[11:46] ---
    First we'll corner him with that\nblackmail material--and more.\n
[11:52] ---
    A brutal assassination method indeed.\n
[11:54] ---
    But the key is that final, killing blow.\n
[11:59] ---
    Pinpoint timing and\naccurate aim will be crucial.\n
[12:03] ---
    Are you worried about this class's firepower?\n
[12:06] ---
    Just the opposite. Those two\nin particular are outstanding.\n
[12:12] ---
    Ryunosuke Chiba.\n
[12:14] ---
    He excels at spatial calculations.\n
[12:17] ---
    As a long-distance sniper,\nhe's second to none.\n
[12:21] ---
    Rinka Hayami has a nice\nbalance of dexterous fingers\n
[12:23] ---
    and kinetic visual acuity.\n
[12:26] ---
    She's a soldier who's well equipped\nto take down a moving target.\n
[12:31] ---
    Neither is very assertive--\n
[12:34] ---
    they're the professional type;\ntheir results do the talking.\n
[12:37] ---
    Hmm. I want them for my own students.\n
[12:40] ---
    The others are at a respectable level as well.\n
[12:43] ---
    Their talents have been identified\nand nurtured well in such a short time.\n
[12:47] ---
    I see plenty of potential here.\n
[12:53] ---
    See how your aim has stabilized?\n
[12:55] ---
    Some prefer to shoot cross-legged\nrather than with one knee up.\n
[12:59] ---
    Yes, sir.\n
[13:00] ---
    Now that's a pro!\n
[13:01] ---
    You seem to be having trouble\nsynching your breathing.\n
[13:04] ---
    Don't force yourself; instead,\ngo for a firing style that suits you.\n
[13:07] ---
    I wanted to ask him something,\n
[13:10] ---
    this man who knew everything\nabout being an assassin...\n
[13:14] ---
    Mr. Lovro?\n
[13:16] ---
    It's him!\n
[13:18] ---
    Yes?\n
[13:19] ---
    What is the very best assassin like?\n
[13:23] ---
    On closer inspection, he has what it takes.\n
[13:27] ---
    And what's more...\n
[13:29] ---
    So you're interested in\nthe world of assassins, eh?\n
[13:32] ---
    Oh, uh, th-that's not why I...\n
[13:36] ---
    Well, there's only one person on this planet\n
[13:39] ---
    who can be called the very best assassin.\n
[13:44] ---
    As is often the case in this line of work,\nno one knows his real name.\n
[13:49] ---
    They call him by one nickname...\n
[13:53] ---
    And that is:\n
[13:54] ---
    "the Reaper."\n
[13:56] ---
    Elusive, incomparably cold-blooded,\nand with piles of bodies in his wake,\n
[14:02] ---
    he is known by the name of Death himself.\n
[14:05] ---
    If you keep having trouble\nkilling your target...\n
[14:09] ---
    the Reaper will show up sooner or later.\n
[14:12] ---
    Someone like that...? We can't\nlet this island chance pass us by!\n
[14:16] ---
    All right, young man...\n
[14:19] ---
    I shall teach you a surefire technique.\n
[14:22] ---
    Surefire?\n
[14:24] ---
    Yes: an instakill move,\nfrom this pro assassin to you.\n
[14:32] ---
    And then our southern island\nassassination tour kicked off.\n
[14:50] ---
    Not a boat... oh, no, not a boat!\n
[14:54] ---
    Everything in my head is going to pop right out!\n
[14:57] ---
    "Koro Sensei's Weak Point #8: Prone to motion sickness"\nEverything in my head is going to pop right out!\n
[14:59] ---
    Oh! Get up, Koro Sensei, get up!\nYou can see it now!\n
[15:03] ---
    Six hours from Tokyo!\n
[15:05] ---
    The place where we'll kill Koro Sensei!\n
[15:07] ---
    The island!\n
[15:15] ---
    Welcome to the Fukumajima Resort Hotel!\n
[15:19] ---
    Please enjoy this tropical juice\nwith our compliments.\n
[15:21] ---
    Man, this is the life!\n
[15:23] ---
    Everything's just so bright and vibrant!\n
[15:26] ---
    We can go directly to\nthe beach from the hotel.\n
[15:30] ---
    Seems they have plenty of\nleisure activities available, too.\n
[15:32] ---
    We'll save the you-know-what till after dinner.\n
[15:35] ---
    First let's have some fun, Koro Sensei!\n
[15:38] ---
    In groups, like we did on our school trip!\n
[15:42] ---
    I'm all for it. Play hard, kill hard!\n
[15:47] ---
    That's what makes this summer vacation\n
[15:49] ---
    for an assassination classroom!\n
[15:51] ---
    Hey, why's that one glider going so fast?\n
[15:54] ---
    No way should he be able to pull off\na sharp turn and a barrel roll...\n
[16:00] ---
    No fair, Koro Sensei!\n
[16:02] ---
    The power difference here\nis just way too great!\n
[16:04] ---
    Maximum instantaneous velocity\nmeasured at 150 kilometers per hour.\n
[16:09] ---
    With a fighter jet, it all\ncomes down to the engine.\n
[16:13] ---
    Who's that supposed to be?
[16:15] ---
    Jiro Horikoshi.\n
[16:17] ---
    In substance, maybe!\n
[16:18] ---
    Too hard!\n
[16:19] ---
    Besides, he didn't fly 'em, he just built 'em!\n
[16:21] ---
    It's just all wrong!\n
[16:23] ---
    Group 1 is doing a good job of throwing him off.\n
[16:27] ---
    They sure are--and with a little\nassassination in the mix.\n
[16:30] ---
    They're trying not to draw\nthe other groups' attention.\n
[16:33] ---
    Yeah...\n
[16:34] ---
    We're up next! Let's do what we\nhave to do and get changed ASAP!\n
[16:38] ---
    Got it!\n
[16:39] ---
    We make it look like we're having fun,\nbut we're dead serious.\n
[16:43] ---
    We give the place a good once-over\n
[16:46] ---
    to see if we can kill him according to plan.\n
[16:50] ---
    What kind of pattern is that, Koro Sensei?\n
[16:52] ---
    A sunburn. Only the frontmost point\nof the glider was shading me.\n
[16:57] ---
    Now, Group 4 is going dolphin-watching, yes?\n
[17:01] ---
    Yep! In a boat, though; is that okay?\n
[17:04] ---
    Sea-rtainly!\n
[17:06] ---
    While one group hangs out with Koro Sensei,\n
[17:09] ---
    the rest work on their preparations.\n
[17:12] ---
    Where's Koro Sensei?\n
[17:13] ---
    Touring deep-sea caves with Group 3.\n
[17:17] ---
    No way can he see us here.\n
[17:20] ---
    Then we're free to pick out our sniper spots.\n
[17:23] ---
    Let's make it quick.\n
[17:26] ---
    Those two sure are cool customers.\n
[17:27] ---
    Already with the real pro presence.\n
[17:37] ---
    What the hell?\n
[17:39] ---
    The beach is utterly deserted!\n
[17:42] ---
    The last guest just left.\n
[17:45] ---
    The E Class has rented out\nthe hotel and its environs.\n
[17:48] ---
    You know that's overkill!
[17:50] ---
    Why does this happen every time\nI make my swimsuit debut?!\n
[17:53] ---
    This is one large-scale assassination plan--\nthe biggest one yet.\n
[17:56] ---
    So far, it's gone off without a hitch.\n
[17:59] ---
    C'mon, Karasuma. I want to bewitch someone!\n
[18:03] ---
    --C'mooon!\n--The only thing left to worry about...\n
[18:05] ---
    Hey--hey, wait--\n
[18:07] ---
    Look at you, taking charge!
[18:09] ---
    Just because we're alone with\neach other, I didn't think--\n
[18:13] ---
    What was that for?!
[18:15] ---
    There's something I need to ask you, Irina.\n
[18:18] ---
    You, the pro assassin, said it yourself:\n
[18:20] ---
    It's not often that your work goes as expected.\n
[18:25] ---
    Yes, that's right. I saw the documents;\n
[18:29] ---
    a complex plan like this should\ngo off the rails once or twice.\n
[18:34] ---
    Do I look like I'm just having fun?\n
[18:37] ---
    No, I'm gunning for my share of the spoils.\n
[18:40] ---
    I'll have my chance when\nthe brats' plan goes awry--\n
[18:45] ---
    and I won't let it get away.
[18:50] ---
    I just hope the assassination goes smoothly.\n
[18:54] ---
    Phew! What fun that was!\n
[18:57] ---
    No wonder I'm so tan.\n
[18:59] ---
    That's beyond tan!
[19:00] ---
    Even your teeth are tan.
[19:02] ---
    So much for picking up on your expressions.\n
[19:05] ---
    All right, Koro Sensei,\nafter dinner comes the assassination.\n
[19:08] ---
    Yes, yes. First, the shipboard restaurant!\n
[19:12] ---
    Hasn't that octopus had enough fun for a day?\n
[19:14] ---
    Meanwhile, we got to pretend to have fun while we got everythin' ready!
[19:18] ---
    Well, if we kill him today, we can\njust enjoy ourselves tomorrow.\n
[19:22] ---
    I guess. Let's give this some\noomph and finish the job!\n
[19:28] ---
    Here we are,\n
[19:29] ---
    at the shipboard restaurant we've rented out.\n
[19:31] ---
    Let's slowly savor our meal\nas we take in the night sea.\n
[19:34] ---
    I get it... First you'll get me good and\nseasick to weaken my capabilities, eh?\n
[19:39] ---
    Of course. That's Assassination 101.\n
[19:43] ---
    You're so right.\n
[19:46] ---
    But will it really work that well?\n
[19:49] ---
    Seasickness is no match for\na teacher who's all pumped up\n
[19:52] ---
    anticipating an assassination--\n
[19:53] ---
    You're too dark!\n
[19:55] ---
    Am I really that dark?\n
[19:57] ---
    Forget your expression--\nwe can't even tell front from back!\n
[20:00] ---
    It's too confusing.\nDo something, would you?\n
[20:03] ---
    Have you forgotten, students?\n
[20:05] ---
    I can molt, and in so doing,\nshed this dark skin!\n
[20:11] ---
    There! Back to normal.\n
[20:12] ---
    That's your once-monthly molt!\n
[20:14] ---
    Just another of its uses.\n
[20:17] ---
    I tend to save it for particularly\nsticky situations, but--\n
[20:24] ---
    --What an idiot--hobbling himself before an assassination!\n--That's right: just once a month.\n
[20:28] ---
    --How have we not been able to kill this screw-up yet?\n--I guess at least you can see my expressions now.\n
[20:32] ---
    We'd been doing special training\nall summer in preparation for this day.\n
[20:36] ---
    Everything was in place.\n
[20:38] ---
    This time... This time our blades would reach him.
[20:50] ---
    All right, Koro Sensei... it's after dinner.\n
[20:54] ---
    Here's where we're meeting.\n
[20:57] ---
    A floating chapel, away from the hotel.\n
[21:07] ---
    Take a seat, Koro Sensei.\n
[21:10] ---
    There's nowhere for you to run.\n
[21:12] ---
    This'll be a fun assassination.\n
[21:14] ---
    We'll start with a movie.\n
[21:17] ---
    Your intelligence, inventiveness,\nand your earnest efforts...\n
[21:21] ---
    That's what I most look forward to.
[21:25] ---
    I expect a no-holds-barred assassination!\n
[21:42] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:49] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:55] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
    *Shine again *

18 - Action Time

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[00:11] ---
    Now, then...\n
[00:12] ---
    What on earth are you going to do, hmm?\n
[00:16] ---
    First, you'll be enjoying a video\nMimura put together,\n
[00:19] ---
    then the seven top testers\nwill destroy your tentacles.\n
[00:23] ---
    That'll be the signal for us all to\njump in and begin the assassination.\n
[00:27] ---
    Does that sound all right, Koro Sensei?\n
[00:31] ---
    More than all right.\n
[00:32] ---
    Thanks for setting this up, Mimura.\n
[00:34] ---
    It was hard work--I was\nediting all through dinner.\n
[00:42] ---
    This chapel is surrounded by ocean,\n
[00:46] ---
    and there's a chance the walls and windows\nare treated with an anti-me substance.\n
[00:50] ---
    Escape is too risky.\n
[00:52] ---
    I suppose I'll just have to\ndodge everything in here.\n
[00:56] ---
    Koro Sensei?\n
[00:58] ---
    I have to pat you down first.\n
[01:00] ---
    We may be surrounded by water,\nbut if you smuggled in that swimsuit,\n
[01:04] ---
    you'd still be able to get away.\n
[01:06] ---
    You're being so careful!\nBut I wouldn't pull such a dirty trick.\n
[01:11] ---
    This teacher can easily dodge my\nattacks even while I'm touching him.\n
[01:17] ---
    But...\n
[01:19] ---
    with all of us in on this...\n
[01:24] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[01:26] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[01:32] ---
    *Sensei! Target on *
[01:35] ---
    *The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
[01:40] ---
    *Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
[01:45] ---
    *We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
[01:53] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[01:55] ---
    *Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[02:01] ---
    *We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[02:09] ---
    *Mr. Teacher, tell us *
[02:11] ---
    *Will we, still incomplete *
[02:14] ---
    *Be able to shoot through *
[02:17] ---
    *The invincible target that's you? *
[02:19] ---
    *As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[02:25] ---
    *Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[02:27] ---
    *Lost in so many ways *
[02:30] ---
    *For you more than anyone else *
[02:32] ---
    *Studying like a house on fire *
[02:35] ---
    *Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
[02:40] ---
    *A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
[02:43] ---
    *Revolution *
[02:46] ---
    *Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
[02:53] ---
    "Episode 18: Action Time"\n
[02:57] ---
    Are you ready?\n
[03:00] ---
    No need to hold back. Come right at me!\n
[03:09] ---
    Here we go, Koro Sensei.\n
[03:13] ---
    AC...\n
[03:15] ---
    "Project AC: Assassins"\n
[03:16] ---
    Somewhere in Tokyo:\nKunugigaoka Junior High, Class 3-E.\n
[03:22] ---
    As it happens, their teacher is\nalso their assassination target.\n
[03:28] ---
    People are going in and out of\nthis chapel in the dark behind me.\n
[03:31] ---
    That would conceal the number\nof people and their positions.\n
[03:35] ---
    But you underestimate me. I can tell\ntwo students' smells are missing.\n
[03:40] ---
    From that direction, I can smell\nthe E Class's top snipers,\n
[03:45] ---
    Hayami and Chiba.\n
[03:48] ---
    This video really is well done.\n
[03:51] ---
    You edited and narrated this, Mimura?
[03:53] ---
    Nice camera blocking,\ngood music... really sharp.\n
[03:57] ---
    It pulls me right--\n
[04:00] ---
    Joining us today are those\nwho shared top-secret intel\n
[04:03] ---
    with the recon team.\n
[04:05] ---
    We'll hear what they have to say... after this.\n
[04:09] ---
    "Project AC: Assassins"\n
[04:11] ---
    "Tokyo resident Koro Sensei (age unknown)"\nHis bribery... failed.\n
[04:14] ---
    It failed?!
[04:17] ---
    His current favorite is mature office women.\n
[04:21] ---
    These are all the dirty magazines\nthis octopus has gathered.\n
[04:25] ---
    No! Come on, Okajima!\nI told you guys not to tell anyone!\n
[04:29] ---
    A giant shadow looms over the line\nfor the women-only cake buffet.\n
[04:33] ---
    Who could it be?\n
[04:34] ---
    It's him.
[04:35] ---
    I'm Koroko!\n
[04:37] ---
    --Excuse me, but this is for women only...\n--His disguise can't last long.\n
[04:38] ---
    --What do you think you're doing?!\n--It's a miracle they found out he wasn't a woman\n
[04:40] ---
    without discovering he wasn't even human.\n
[04:44] ---
    Porn, cross-dressing, and not a hint\nof shame? What a dirty pervert!\n
[04:48] ---
    --Take one!\n--Before payday,\n
[04:50] ---
    --Thanks!\n--this man lines up his clones to get free tissues.\n
[04:54] ---
    --Thanks!\n--And what does he do with them?\n
[04:58] ---
    --Here we have fried pocket tissues!\n--Fries them up and eats them.\n
[05:00] ---
    --I recently noticed they have quite a sweet taste to them,\n--Has he no dignity as an educator--nay, as a living being?\n
[05:04] ---
    --and a pleasant spongy texture.\n--Has he no dignity as an educator--nay, as a living being?\n
[05:06] ---
    And that's not all.\n
[05:08] ---
    We have a full hour of embarrassing\nfootage of this instructor.\n
[05:12] ---
    Another hour of this?!
[05:15] ---
    "One Hour Later"\n
[05:17] ---
    I'm dead. I'm already dead.\n
[05:21] ---
    For all that to be out in the open...\nI can't go on living.\n
[05:26] ---
    "The End"\nNow, did you happen to notice anything\n
[05:30] ---
    while you sat through our\ntop-secret video, Koro Sensei?\n
[05:37] ---
    Water! But I didn't sense\nanyone pouring it in!\n
[05:41] ---
    It couldn't be...\n
[05:42] ---
    High tide!\n
[05:45] ---
    Someone musta shortened the\nsupport pilings on this here chapel.\n
[05:49] ---
    Boatsick, shamed, and now waterlogged...\n
[05:54] ---
    You've slowed down quite a bit.\n
[06:01] ---
    Now for the main event...\n
[06:04] ---
    A promise is a promise. No dodgin', now.\n
[06:07] ---
    A valiant effort. But I know\nwhere the snipers are.\n
[06:12] ---
    If I just keep an eye out in that direction...\n
[06:15] ---
    Commence operation.\n
[06:18] ---
    Begin!\n
[06:23] ---
    5 seconds elapsed.\n
[06:42] ---
    Did it come apart?!\n
[06:44] ---
    Yesss!\n
[06:45] ---
    35 seconds elapsed.\n
[06:50] ---
    Flyboards?\n
[06:52] ---
    A hydraulic cage?!\n
[06:54] ---
    Koro Sensei doesn't do well with\nsudden changes to his environment.\n
[06:58] ---
    From the chapel to a cage of water!\n
[07:00] ---
    It'll confuse his weakened tentacles\n
[07:02] ---
    and lower his reaction speed even further!\n
[07:04] ---
    53 seconds elapsed.\n
[07:08] ---
    Commencing volley.\n
[07:10] ---
    Taking aim.\n
[07:11] ---
    The area around Koro Sensei: 1 meter in total.\n
[07:16] ---
    Koro Sensei is highly tuned\nto attacks that make contact.\n
[07:19] ---
    But we're actually not going to aim at him!
[07:22] ---
    We'll block his escape path\nwith a hail of bullets!\n
[07:24] ---
    And that's not all!\n
[07:27] ---
    The final blow\n
[07:29] ---
    goes to those two!\n
[07:30] ---
    The ones onshore are two dummies\ninfused with their scents!\n
[07:34] ---
    By alerting him to the shore while in the chapel\n
[07:36] ---
    and changing the setting to a water cage,\n
[07:39] ---
    we've created a whole new sniping target!\n
[07:41] ---
    Game over!\n
[07:48] ---
    You've done well... to come this far!\n
[08:18] ---
    Nagisa!\n
[08:23] ---
    This is clearly unlike any\nof our previous attempts--\n
[08:26] ---
    it feels like it worked!\n
[08:27] ---
    Stay alert!\n
[08:29] ---
    He can regenerate!\n
[08:31] ---
    Isogai, Kataoka: change of plans.\nWatch the water!\n
[08:34] ---
    Yes, sir!\n
[08:36] ---
    But he had nowhere to run!\n
[08:39] ---
    Look!\n
[08:43] ---
    Hey...\n
[08:44] ---
    Uh-huh.\n
[08:59] ---
    What the hell is that?
[09:02] ---
    My trump card of all trump cards:\nmy Absolute Defense Form!\n
[09:07] ---
    Absolute Defense Form?!\n
[09:09] ---
    The exterior is crystallized\nhigh-density condensed energy.\n
[09:14] ---
    The energy left over upon\nshrinking my body down\n
[09:19] ---
    hardens in a shell around it.\n
[09:22] ---
    In this form, I'm absolutely invincible!\n
[09:27] ---
    No... So if you always stay in\nthat form, we can never kill you!\n
[09:31] ---
    If only that were the case.\n
[09:34] ---
    "High-Density Energy Crystal" "Core"\nThis energy crystal will decay in about a day.\n
[09:36] ---
    "Decay Begins" "After 24 Hours"\nThis energy crystal will decay in about a day.\n
[09:39] ---
    "During Reconstruction" "Physical Regeneration"\nAnd the moment it does, my body will re-inflate,\n
[09:41] ---
    "Complete Recovery"\nabsorbing energy and returning to its usual form.\n
[09:45] ---
    On the other hand,\nfor the approximately one day\n
[09:48] ---
    until this crystal decays,\n
[09:49] ---
    I can't move an inch.\n
[09:52] ---
    This brings with it certain risks.\n
[09:55] ---
    Where did my thing go?\n
[09:56] ---
    --I put it out with the trash.\n--Oh, nooo!\n
[10:00] ---
    What I'm most afraid of\n
[10:02] ---
    is being placed into a high-speed\nrocket during that time\n
[10:04] ---
    and discarded in the far\nreaches of outer space...\n
[10:07] ---
    But I've thoroughly studied that eventuality.\n
[10:10] ---
    Nowhere in the world is there a\nrocket capable of making that flight\n
[10:13] ---
    within 24 hours.\n
[10:15] ---
    He got us. Another trick\nup his sleeve--after all that.\n
[10:20] ---
    Even taking all his weak points into account,\n
[10:24] ---
    it was an utter failure.\n
[10:28] ---
    Invincible, my ass.\n
[10:30] ---
    Somethin' like this has\ngotta be breakable somehow!\n
[10:34] ---
    It's no use. Even a nuclear bomb\nwouldn't leave a scratch.\n
[10:37] ---
    Oh, I get it.\n
[10:39] ---
    No weaknesses means we're out of options.\n
[10:45] ---
    No! Stop! I can't cover\nmy face without any hands!\n
[10:48] ---
    Sorry, sorry! Then I'll just...\n
[10:51] ---
    stick this sea slug on you!\n
[10:55] ---
    Someone go find me a filthy old guy\nso I can jam this thing down his shorts!\n
[11:00] ---
    No! Help!\n
[11:02] ---
    In some ways, we can do\nwhatever we want with him.\n
[11:04] ---
    Yep. And Karma's positively\ngifted at times like this.\n
[11:08] ---
    We'll disperse for now, students.\n
[11:11] ---
    The top brass and I will discuss\nhow to deal with this one.\n
[11:15] ---
    Going to throw me in a pool\nfull of anti-me material?\n
[11:18] ---
    It won't work.\n
[11:20] ---
    A portion of my energy would explode;\n
[11:23] ---
    like before, the blast would\nsend everything nearby flying.\n
[11:28] ---
    But you should be proud.\n
[11:31] ---
    Even the armies of the world\ncouldn't get this far with me.\n
[11:35] ---
    It all comes down to the\nmagnificence of your plan.\n
[11:46] ---
    Koro Sensei praised our\nassassination like he always does,\n
[11:50] ---
    but it was our biggest disappointment yet.\n
[11:52] ---
    With the shock of our all-in\nfull-throttle attack missing the mark,\n
[11:56] ---
    coupled with an unusual sense of fatigue,\n
[11:58] ---
    we made our way back to the hotel.\n
[12:24] ---
    Ritsu?\n
[12:26] ---
    Yes?\n
[12:27] ---
    You recorded that, right?\n
[12:28] ---
    Yes: all of the assassination, with a\nhigh-speed camera whenever possible.\n
[12:35] ---
    I knew the second I fired that I'd missed.\n
[12:39] ---
    That my bullet couldn't kill him.\n
[12:43] ---
    I can't say for sure.\n
[12:45] ---
    The exact time it took him to\nmove into that form is unclear.\n
[12:49] ---
    However, if your shot had\nbeen 0.5 seconds faster,\n
[12:54] ---
    or if Hayami's had been\n30 centimeters closer,\n
[12:57] ---
    you would have had a 50 percent chance\nof killing him before he noticed.\n
[13:04] ---
    I was so confident. I mean, in rehearsal,\n
[13:08] ---
    we practiced firing from an even\nless stable spot--and I didn't miss.\n
[13:13] ---
    But when the time came, my fingers\nstiffened and my vision narrowed.\n
[13:19] ---
    Same here.\n
[13:21] ---
    The pressure of absolutely\nnot being allowed to miss.\n
[13:24] ---
    That crucial now-or-never moment...\n
[13:28] ---
    To think it'd be this different from practice.\n
[13:35] ---
    I'm just so exhausted!\n
[13:37] ---
    Let's head back to our room and rest.\nI don't feel like doing anything.\n
[13:42] ---
    What, one lousy miss and\nyou lose all your oomph?\n
[13:46] ---
    We did what we were supposed to do,\nso tomorrow we can just enjoy ourselves!\n
[13:50] ---
    Ooh, yeah! Tomorrow I get to take in\nsome swimsuited beauties for sure!\n
[13:54] ---
    No matter how tired I may be,\nI'm not too tired for a nosebleed!\n
[13:57] ---
    Man, I just don't have the energy.\n
[14:06] ---
    Something's not right. Everyone's too exhausted!
[14:11] ---
    Can I lean on you a second, Nagisa?\n
[14:17] ---
    Nakamura!\n
[14:20] ---
    I want to get back to the room and change,\n
[14:23] ---
    but my body can't seem to move at all.\n
[14:27] ---
    You're burning up!\n
[14:28] ---
    Just imagining those babes\ngave me a nosebleed!\n
[14:34] ---
    Okajima!\n
[14:38] ---
    I-Is this...\n
[14:44] ---
    Hey! Where's the hospital on this island?\n
[14:47] ---
    Uh... well, it's such a small island...\n
[14:56] ---
    "Number Withheld"\n"Incoming Call"\n
[15:02] ---
    Hey, Teach. Your precious students\nseem to be in a real bad way.\n
[15:08] ---
    Who is this?!\n
[15:09] ---
    Hey, Ritsu!\n
[15:11] ---
    Who I am doesn't matter.\n
[15:16] ---
    Those brats aren't the only ones\ngoing after that marked man.\n
[15:21] ---
    You mean you did this?
[15:24] ---
    How observant.\n
[15:26] ---
    It's an artificial virus.\nOnce you're infected, it's all over.\n
[15:31] ---
    The incubation period\nand initial symptoms vary,\n
[15:34] ---
    but after a week,\nthe body's cells will be shredded,\n
[15:38] ---
    ending in death.\n
[15:41] ---
    There's only one remedy,\nlikewise an original concoction;\n
[15:44] ---
    unfortunately, I'm the only one who has it.\n
[15:47] ---
    It's too much of a bother to give it to you,\nso you'd better come get it directly.\n
[15:53] ---
    There's a hotel atop this island's mountain.\n
[15:56] ---
    And bring me the one with the bounty.\n
[16:00] ---
    Come up to the top floor in the next hour.\n
[16:04] ---
    But, Teach, you seem pretty tough.\nDangerous, even.\n
[16:08] ---
    So send your two shortest students\nstill standing, one boy, one girl.\n
[16:16] ---
    We'll talk at the front desk here.\n
[16:19] ---
    Follow the rules and we'll swap\nthe target for the remedy\n
[16:22] ---
    and that'll be that.\n
[16:23] ---
    But contact any outsider\nor be even a little late\n
[16:28] ---
    and the remedy\n
[16:31] ---
    will be destroyed.\n
[16:34] ---
    I've got to thank you for\nimmobilizing him like that.\n
[16:40] ---
    Looks like the gods are on our side.\n
[16:45] ---
    "Number Withheld"\n"Call Ended"\n
[16:48] ---
    A third party joining the fray \nat a time like this? Unbelievable!\n
[16:59] ---
    Mr. Karasuma?\n
[17:00] ---
    As we'd expected, it's no use.\n
[17:02] ---
    Even when we play the government card,\n
[17:04] ---
    the hotel just responds with\nclaims of privacy protection.\n
[17:07] ---
    It figures.\n
[17:08] ---
    It does?\n
[17:09] ---
    That mountaintop hotel is a noted\nsite for illegal negotiations.\n
[17:15] ---
    A remote island in the southern sea?\nCouldn't ask for a better location.\n
[17:19] ---
    They have connections with\nsome government higher-ups--\n
[17:22] ---
    even the police are hands-off.\n
[17:25] ---
    Clearly they're not going to cooperate with us.
[17:28] ---
    What are we gonna do?\nAt this rate, a lot of us will die!\n
[17:32] ---
    We didn't come here to be killed!
[17:35] ---
    Calm down, Yoshida.\nWe won't die that easily.\n
[17:40] ---
    Just come up with a way to deal with this.\n
[17:43] ---
    Yeah... sorry, Hara.\n
[17:46] ---
    It's too dicey to do what he says.\nSend your two runtiest students?\n
[17:51] ---
    These two squirts?!
[17:53] ---
    We'd just be handin' him hostages!\n
[17:57] ---
    First off, I'm pissed at anyone\nwho would even do this kinda thing.\n
[18:02] ---
    No one lays a finger on my cohorts!\n
[18:04] ---
    Our cells...\n
[18:06] ---
    Heh heh...\n
[18:08] ---
    I say we ignore his demands!\nLet's get everyone to a Tokyo hospital!\n
[18:12] ---
    I'm opposed.\n
[18:14] ---
    If it really is an unknown artificial virus,\n
[18:17] ---
    even the biggest hospitals won't\nhave the antivirals to stop it.\n
[18:22] ---
    The time wasted in bringing in\nthe sick could hurt them more.\n
[18:26] ---
    Say what?!
[18:28] ---
    We'll work on treating\nthe symptoms for now--\n
[18:31] ---
    you'd better hurry to the trade-off spot.\n
[18:34] ---
    Takebayashi...\n
[18:38] ---
    Our hands are tied.\n
[18:40] ---
    If Koro Sensei could move,\nwe might've had a chance...\n
[18:43] ---
    If only our assassination attempt\nhadn't gone quite so well...\n
[18:48] ---
    So he's the one they're after.\n
[18:51] ---
    I wonder if those students will\njust dutifully hand him over.\n
[18:56] ---
    What should we do?\nWe only have one hour...\n
[19:00] ---
    There is a way.
[19:06] ---
    Koro Sensei?\n
[19:08] ---
    All set!\n
[19:09] ---
    It looks like Ritsu's completed\nthe prep work I asked her to do.\n
[19:13] ---
    I need the healthy students to come here.\n
[19:15] ---
    Wear something you can get dirty.\n
[19:32] ---
    It's so high...\n
[19:40] ---
    I infiltrated the hotel's computers\n
[19:42] ---
    and got schematics of the interior--\ncomplete with guard locations.\n
[19:48] ---
    A large number of guards\nare stationed at and around\n
[19:50] ---
    the main entrance.\n
[19:52] ---
    It's not possible to enter the hotel\nwithout going past the front desk.\n
[19:56] ---
    However, there is an entryway on this side, atop the ledge.
[20:01] ---
    The terrain is impassable,\n
[20:03] ---
    and there are no guards posted there.\n
[20:07] ---
    If you don't want the enemy to get his way...\n
[20:10] ---
    there's just one thing to do!\n
[20:12] ---
    Not counting the ten patients and\nthe two left behind to care for them,\n
[20:16] ---
    all capable students\nmust sneak in from here,\n
[20:20] ---
    get the jump on the guys at the top,\n
[20:21] ---
    and steal that remedy!\n
[20:41] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[20:48] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[20:54] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[20:59] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[21:04] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[21:08] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[21:10] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[21:16] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[21:23] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[21:31] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[21:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[21:36] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[21:37] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[21:42] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[21:48] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[21:54] ---
    *Shine again *
[21:59] ---
    Irina Jelavich's...\n
[22:02] ---
    "Irina Jelavich's Super-Secret Skills Series"\n
[22:02] ---
    "Irina Jelavich's Super-Secret Skills Series"\nSuper-Secret Skills Series!\n
[22:05] ---
    Professor Irina can control her circulation\n
[22:08] ---
    --Normal.\n--to change her face color at will.\n
[22:10] ---
    \n--Red makes her look shy or drunk,\n
[22:10] ---
    --Red.\n--Red makes her look shy or drunk,\n
[22:11] ---
    \n--and blue makes her look uneasy or not feeling well:\n
[22:11] ---
    --Blue.\n--and blue makes her look uneasy or not feeling well:\n
[22:14] ---
    an extremely effective tactic\nwhen going undercover.\n
[22:16] ---
    When she tried to show\nthis off to her students,\n
[22:18] ---
    --Look at this!\n--they accused her of being a cheap Koro Sensei ripoff.\n
[22:20] ---
    --I can change the color of my face!\n--She got angry, and her face went red all by itself.\n
[22:22] ---
    I didn't rip off anyone!\n
[22:24] ---
    Assassination Classroom!\n
[22:26] ---
    Irina Jelavich's...\n
[22:29] ---
    "Irina Jelavich's Super-Secret Skills Series"\nSuper-Secret Skills Series!\n
[22:32] ---
    Professor Irina can pop out\nthe parts of a cereal-box prize\n
[22:35] ---
    and assemble it within one minute.\n
[22:37] ---
    While this speaks volumes\nabout her kissing techniques,\n
[22:39] ---
    we still wouldn't want to\ntouch the finished product.\n
[22:41] ---
    Also: this is dangerous, kids,\nso don't try this at home.\n
[22:45] ---
    Assassination Classroom.\n
[22:47] ---
    Irina Jelavich's...\n
[22:50] ---
    "Irina Jelavich's Super-Secret Skills Series"\nSuper-Secret Skills Series!\n
[22:53] ---
    Ms. Irina can use her wig\nknow-how to disguise herself\n
[22:56] ---
    --Believe it!\n--as any number of people.\n
[22:57] ---
    --The culprit is... you! --as any number of people.

19 - Pandemonium Time

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[00:09] ---
    Our assassination plan went so well\n
[00:13] ---
    that Koro Sensei wound up\nin his Absolute Defense Form.\n
[00:17] ---
    Then all this happened.\n
[00:19] ---
    We can't rely on Koro Sensei for help.\n
[00:22] ---
    We have to steal the remedy\nfrom the bad guys... alone.\n
[00:27] ---
    Not counting the ten patients and\nthe two left behind to care for them,\n
[00:30] ---
    all capable students must sneak in from here,\n
[00:33] ---
    get the jump on the guys at the top,\n
[00:35] ---
    and steal that remedy!\n
[00:38] ---
    It's too dangerous.\n
[00:40] ---
    The ease with which he threatened us\n
[00:42] ---
    indicates we're up against a real pro.\n
[00:44] ---
    Yes. Perhaps it would be wisest\nsimply to hand me over.\n
[00:49] ---
    What do you think?\n
[00:51] ---
    It's up to all of you.\n
[00:54] ---
    But... this is...\n
[00:57] ---
    It's too hard.\n
[01:00] ---
    They'll plummet to their deaths\nbefore they reach the hotel.\n
[01:05] ---
    I knew it--it's no use.\nWe have to send him with those two.\n
[01:10] ---
    Nagisa, Kayano... I'm sorry, but--\n
[01:15] ---
    Well, I mean, if the ledge is the problem,\n
[01:17] ---
    that part's a piece of cake.\n
[01:19] ---
    Especially compared to our usual training.\n
[01:22] ---
    Right?\n
[01:25] ---
    But we haven't practiced fighting\nan unknown foe in an unknown hotel,\n
[01:30] ---
    so, Mr. Karasuma...\n
[01:32] ---
    It won't be easy, but could\nyou be our commander?\n
[01:35] ---
    We'll make that jerk pay for messin' with us!\n
[01:40] ---
    As you can see,\nthey're no ordinary students.\n
[01:44] ---
    You have a fifteen-member\nspecial forces unit at your command.\n
[01:48] ---
    Fifteen?\n
[01:50] ---
    Don't forget about me!\n
[01:53] ---
    Now, there's not much time.\n
[02:01] ---
    Attention! Our objective is the top\nfloor of the hotel at the summit!\n
[02:06] ---
    Our mission will shift from a stealth\ninfiltration to a surprise attack!\n
[02:10] ---
    We'll use the same hand signals\nand link-ups from training!\n
[02:15] ---
    The only difference is our target!\n
[02:17] ---
    You have three minutes\nto memorize the map.\n
[02:20] ---
    We begin at 2150!\n
[02:22] ---
    Right!\n
[02:26] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[02:28] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[02:34] ---
    *Sensei! Target on *
[02:37] ---
    *The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
[02:42] ---
    *Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
[02:47] ---
    *We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
[02:55] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[02:57] ---
    *Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[03:03] ---
    *We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[03:11] ---
    *Mr. Teacher, tell us *
[03:13] ---
    *Will we, still incomplete *
[03:16] ---
    *Be able to shoot through *
[03:19] ---
    *The invincible target that's you? *
[03:22] ---
    *As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[03:27] ---
    *Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[03:29] ---
    *Lost in so many ways *
[03:32] ---
    *For you more than anyone else *
[03:35] ---
    *Studying like a house on fire *
[03:38] ---
    *Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
[03:42] ---
    *A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
[03:45] ---
    *Revolution *
[03:48] ---
    *Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
[03:55] ---
    "Episode 19: Pandemonium Time"\n
[04:12] ---
    Fifty... minutes left...\n
[04:20] ---
    Don't get left behind!\n
[04:23] ---
    Okano sure can move.\n
[04:25] ---
    Yeah--she's got the rest of us\nbeat in this kind of thing.\n
[04:28] ---
    Whereas with our teachers...\n
[04:31] ---
    --Only one of the three of 'em can move.\n--Too shaky! Climb more carefully! Ugh!\n
[04:34] ---
    Karasuma!\n
[04:36] ---
    The students all have exceptional balance.\n
[04:40] ---
    I have them climb the\nmountain behind the school.\n
[04:44] ---
    I see. No wonder they had\nthose flyboards down pat.\n
[04:48] ---
    Shut up and climb already!\nMy hands are getting tired!\n
[04:52] ---
    Why did Professor Bitch come again?\n
[04:55] ---
    She didn't want to stay back and feel left out.\n
[04:59] ---
    I wouldn't mind...\nif she didn't slow us down.\n
[05:03] ---
    Karma, wait!\n
[05:05] ---
    I'd like to, but we're\nkind of on a schedule here.\n
[05:09] ---
    You're right.\n
[05:11] ---
    Let's do this!\n
[05:15] ---
    You got a sharp rock there.\n
[05:17] ---
    That was close...\n
[05:20] ---
    Make it snappy!\nWhat are those guns for, anyway?!\n
[05:26] ---
    Still...\n
[05:28] ---
    If this guy knows about\nKoro Sensei, who could he be?\n
[05:38] ---
    Ritsu, run a final check of our invasion route.\n
[05:42] ---
    Yes, sir. Displaying interior map.\n
[05:49] ---
    Final check:\n
[05:51] ---
    We can't use the elevators;\nthey require a passcard for every floor.\n
[05:58] ---
    We'll have to take the stairs...\n
[06:01] ---
    but they're scattered throughout the hotel,\n
[06:04] ---
    so we'll have to cover some distance on foot.\n
[06:07] ---
    It's like a TV station.\n
[06:09] ---
    What do you mean?\n
[06:10] ---
    Apparently they have complex layouts\nto prevent a terrorist takeover.\n
[06:15] ---
    You sure know a lot about it.\n
[06:17] ---
    No wonder the bad guys love staying here.\n
[06:21] ---
    Unlocking side entrance.\n
[06:29] ---
    Let's go--we're running out of time.\n
[06:30] ---
    Yes, sir!\n
[06:37] ---
    There are more guards than I'd expected.\n
[06:39] ---
    It'd be too difficult for us all to get past.\n
[06:42] ---
    Should only a few of us go on from here?\n
[06:46] ---
    No; multiple enemies makes it too risky.\n
[06:50] ---
    What should we do?\n
[06:52] ---
    What? Just... go on through.\n
[06:56] ---
    Do you have any grasp on the\nsituation here, Professor Bitch?\n
[06:58] ---
    How are we supposed to\nmake it past all those guards?\n
[07:05] ---
    Just go through!\n
[07:08] ---
    Grin.\n
[07:18] ---
    I'm sorry.\n
[07:19] ---
    I seem to have had too much\nof the liquor in my room.\n
[07:22] ---
    Oh, er, think nothing of it, miss.\n
[07:25] ---
    I'm the pianist scheduled\nto perform here next week.\n
[07:29] ---
    I came early to see the sights.\n
[07:31] ---
    A pianist, eh?\n
[07:33] ---
    We get 'em all the time.\n
[07:37] ---
    I'd like to see if the piano's in tune--\nit'd help me sober up.\n
[07:42] ---
    Could I play a little tiny bit, hmm?\n
[07:45] ---
    Well, uh... let me check with the front--\n
[07:49] ---
    Aw, come on.\n
[07:50] ---
    I want you to hear me play.\nAnd then critique me.\n
[07:55] ---
    Critique you?\n
[07:57] ---
    Yes--critique me carefully...\n
[08:01] ---
    and if I do anything wrong,\nwill you punish me?\n
[08:15] ---
    She's--\n
[08:16] ---
    She's good!
[08:18] ---
    Ah, the Fantaisie-Impromptu.
[08:22] ---
    An assassin who not only has obvious skill,\nbut also knows all too well\n
[08:26] ---
    how to charm, how to use her wiles...\n
[08:29] ---
    Using her whole body in such\na bewitching way as she plays:\n
[08:32] ---
    It's aural seduction!\n
[08:34] ---
    All eyes are on her.\n
[08:38] ---
    C'mon, don't watch from so far away.\n
[08:41] ---
    Come closer and make sure I do well.\n
[08:46] ---
    I'll buy you twenty minutes. Go.\n
[08:54] ---
    Even we were spellbound,\n
[08:58] ---
    thinking what a beautiful teacher we have.\n
[09:04] ---
    We're all through safely!\n
[09:05] ---
    Isn't Professor Bitch something?\nPlaying like that with those nails?\n
[09:09] ---
    She never said anything\nabout being able to play.\n
[09:12] ---
    There's more to her than\nwhat you see every day.\n
[09:14] ---
    The better the assassin,\nthe broader her skill set.\n
[09:18] ---
    The woman who's been\nteaching you conversation skills\n
[09:20] ---
    is among the one or two top\nhoneypot masters in the world.\n
[09:27] ---
    So there's no problem at all if I can't move.\n
[09:31] ---
    Let's go.\n
[09:32] ---
    Uh-huh!\n
[09:37] ---
    You won't get the best of me.\n
[09:40] ---
    "Fukuma Denjo Hotel" "Current Location" "Display Route"\n
[09:41] ---
    "Fukuma Denjo Hotel" "Current Location" "Display Route"\nNow, then...\n
[09:42] ---
    Now that we're past the\nstringent entrance checks,\n
[09:45] ---
    we should be able to pose as regular guests.\n
[09:47] ---
    Guests? Do they put up groups\nof junior-high kids here?\n
[09:52] ---
    Plenty, from what I've heard.\n
[09:54] ---
    The coddled kids of\nentertainers and millionaires:\n
[09:58] ---
    Brought up like spoiled rotten royalty,\n
[10:01] ---
    they keep innocent faces while\ndabbling in darker pursuits.\n
[10:05] ---
    Right! So walk around acting like those kids,
[10:09] ---
    looking down your noses at the whole world!\n
[10:14] ---
    Yes, that's the way!\n
[10:15] ---
    It is, is it?\n
[10:18] ---
    And don't you join in!\n
[10:20] ---
    However... we don't know\nour opponent's face.\n
[10:23] ---
    He might even attack us\nwhile posing as a regular guest.\n
[10:27] ---
    Proceed with plenty of caution.\n
[10:29] ---
    Yeppers!\n
[10:37] ---
    Sorry, Okuda... Takebayashi.\n
[10:40] ---
    I-It's okay.\n
[10:42] ---
    Their fevers are so high.\n
[10:44] ---
    We need to cool their heads down,\nat least, to avoid brain damage.\n
[10:49] ---
    Got it.\n
[10:51] ---
    Um... could a virus this powerful\nspread throughout the island?\n
[10:57] ---
    Probably not. I mean, we're okay, right?\n
[11:02] ---
    It's likely transmitted orally.\n
[11:04] ---
    It'd have to be mixed into\nfood or drink or something.\n
[11:08] ---
    I doubt there's any risk of it\nspreading to any random bystander.\n
[11:11] ---
    I told the other team that, too.\n
[11:15] ---
    A virus given to us and us alone...\n
[11:19] ---
    But when? And where?\n
[11:21] ---
    "Fukuma Denjo:\nCorridor to 3rd Floor Central Hall"\n
[11:26] ---
    It really is like we're all just regular guests.\n
[11:29] ---
    If anything, they avoid eye contact.\n
[11:31] ---
    No one wants to cause any trouble, after all.\n
[11:34] ---
    I'd pegged everyone in\nthe hotel as our enemy,\n
[11:38] ---
    but now I think we can\nget up to the top floor, easy.\n
[11:41] ---
    And if something did happen...\n
[11:43] ---
    our vanguard Mr. Karasuma would find out.\n
[11:46] ---
    It'll be a cinch now that we're inside!\n
[11:49] ---
    Stay alert.\n
[11:50] ---
    We're outta time--we should\njust get in there already!\n
[11:53] ---
    Hey!\n
[11:57] ---
    Terasaka! Watch out!\n
[12:03] ---
    Gas?!\n
[12:05] ---
    Mr. Karasuma!\n
[12:09] ---
    How could you tell?\n
[12:11] ---
    I show no bloodlust, killing as I pass by.\n
[12:14] ---
    That happens to be my specialty,\nMiss Helmet-Head.\n
[12:17] ---
    Aren't you the man who\ngave us our welcome drinks?\n
[12:22] ---
    Please enjoy this tropical juice\nwith our compliments.\n
[12:27] ---
    Fuwa!\n
[12:28] ---
    It's downright fishy for someone like\nthat to be walking around in here!\n
[12:32] ---
    She's right!\n
[12:34] ---
    You've got a good eye.\n
[12:36] ---
    Then was it you who\ngave everyone that virus?\n
[12:39] ---
    Your evidence is pretty weak there.\n
[12:42] ---
    There would've been plenty of other\nopportunities to slip you that stuff.\n
[12:49] ---
    The only time we all ate\nor drank the same thing\n
[12:52] ---
    was with those drinks\nand our shipboard dinner.\n
[12:56] ---
    But Mimura and Okajima worked\non the video through dinner,\n
[13:00] ---
    and they're both sick,\n
[13:02] ---
    which narrows it down\nto those daytime drinks.\n
[13:05] ---
    And that means...\n
[13:07] ---
    ...the culprit is you, mister!
[13:12] ---
    That's amazing, Fuwa!\n
[13:13] ---
    Just like a detective!\n
[13:15] ---
    When you read a lot of shonen manga,\n
[13:18] ---
    you learn to adjust quickly\nto unusual situations.\n
[13:22] ---
    Magazine Sunday is chock-full\nof detective manga hits!\n
[13:25] ---
    And Jump?
[13:26] ---
    Huh? Jump's detective stuff?
[13:29] ---
    --This mystery is already on the tip of my tongue. \n--I don't really know, but they're putting out a compilation.\n
[13:32] ---
    Better pick one up!\n
[13:33] ---
    I'm just an investigator.\nThat's the kind of manga this is.\n
[13:37] ---
    That's nasty!\n
[13:38] ---
    Subtle product placement, Fuwa!\n
[13:39] ---
    Pay more attention to ethics in marketing!\n
[13:46] ---
    I guess if you've uncovered\nmy identity, it's already too late.\n
[13:52] ---
    A poisoner, eh? And quite\nskilled in practical application.\n
[13:57] ---
    My very own paralysis gas for indoor use.\n
[14:00] ---
    One whiff and you're a living statue.\n
[14:03] ---
    Fresh air counteracts it,\nleaving no evidence behind.\n
[14:07] ---
    Now, it's plain to see you have no\nintention of going through with this.\n
[14:12] ---
    Negotiations have broken down.\nGuess I'll have to tell my boss.\n
[14:17] ---
    They're fast!\n
[14:19] ---
    When did they block the exits?!\n
[14:22] ---
    When encountering an enemy...\n
[14:24] ---
    ...immediately block their retreat path...\n
[14:26] ---
    ...and cut off communications!\n
[14:28] ---
    Isn't that right, Mr. Karasuma?\n
[14:30] ---
    The minute you saw us,\n
[14:34] ---
    you should have held off attacking\n
[14:36] ---
    and gone back to tell your boss.\n
[14:39] ---
    I'm surprised you can still talk.\n
[14:42] ---
    But all that's left is a bunch of kids.\n
[14:45] ---
    Once you're dead,\n
[14:47] ---
    they'll stop following orders\n
[14:48] ---
    and just run away!\n
[14:54] ---
    S-So strong... and such inhuman speed...\n
[15:00] ---
    But y'know, Terrifying Teach...\n
[15:04] ---
    your command...\n
[15:07] ---
    ends... right... here!\n
[15:11] ---
    Mr.--\n
[15:12] ---
    Mr. Karasuma!\n
[15:24] ---
    You can't keep going like this, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[15:27] ---
    I'll be better in a half hour.\n
[15:30] ---
    Don't do anything crazy.\n
[15:32] ---
    He's the crazy one.\nThat much gas'd freeze an elephant!\n
[15:35] ---
    Mr. Karasuma's kind of a monster himself.\n
[15:41] ---
    A pro with both experience and\nknow-how is really something.\n
[15:46] ---
    And that's the kind of pro\nwaiting for us up ahead.\n
[15:51] ---
    Can we beat him with our power alone?\n
[15:55] ---
    Man, it sure is starting to feel\nlike summer vacation, am I right?\n
[16:02] ---
    Well, aren't you happy-go-lucky!
[16:03] ---
    Says the only one who's absolutely safe!\n
[16:05] ---
    Nagisa, twirl him around till he's sick!\n
[16:08] ---
    Okay, Terasaka, I'm jamming him in.\nShorts off and spread those cheeks!\n
[16:12] ---
    That'd kill me!\n
[16:14] ---
    Koro Sensei, why does this feel like summer?
[16:18] ---
    The teacher-student relationship\nis not a cozy one.\n
[16:21] ---
    And summer vacation\nfosters student independence\n
[16:25] ---
    in places beyond a teacher's protection.\n
[16:29] ---
    If you apply the lessons you've\nlearned in your usual gym classes,\n
[16:32] ---
    there will be few enemies for you to fear.\n
[16:35] ---
    This is your assassination vacation...\nand you can beat it.\n
[16:41] ---
    Start with a rich seafood stock.\n
[16:43] ---
    Add plenty of green onions\nand a spoon of minced garlic...\n
[16:47] ---
    and a gun!\n
[16:51] ---
    Gotta love a souped-up gun!\n
[16:53] ---
    And when that soup trickles through the rifling... Mmm!
[16:58] ---
    Well, it makes my blood run cold. It's loaded, right?
[17:03] ---
    Don't worry. I'll be careful.\n
[17:07] ---
    It won't cause any problems\nwhen it comes to shooting it, either.\n
[17:10] ---
    I tend to it every night,\nlike it's my own child.\n
[17:15] ---
    The most delicious gun on a given day\nis the one that suits me best.\n
[17:19] ---
    It's kinda like my rule of thumb.\n
[17:23] ---
    You're a weird one, all right.\nAre your two buddies the same way?\n
[17:27] ---
    Yeah, well...\n
[17:28] ---
    When you've pulled off\nas many jobs as we have,\n
[17:32] ---
    you tend to develop your little hangups.\n
[17:36] ---
    For example, Smog makes all his own poisons.\n
[17:40] ---
    He's so insistent on fine-tuning\nthem for practical use,\n
[17:42] ---
    he even made his own lab.\n
[17:45] ---
    Huh. And the third? What about Grip?\n
[17:50] ---
    Well...\n
[17:52] ---
    "5th Floor Scenic Walkway"\n
[17:53] ---
    "5th Floor Scenic Walkway"\nEven as assassins go, that one's an odd duck.\n
[17:55] ---
    Even as assassins go, that one's an odd duck.\n
[18:10] ---
    Hey, why's he just standing\nout in the open like that?\n
[18:14] ---
    That vibe he's giving off...\n
[18:15] ---
    Oh, yeah. I can totally call it now:\n
[18:19] ---
    If it's kill or be killed, he'll kill.\n
[18:23] ---
    A scenic walkway with an unobstructed view!\n
[18:26] ---
    Forget a surprise attack,\nor strength in numbers.\n
[18:29] ---
    Dammit. I wish I had a gun with real bullets.\n
[18:33] ---
    I never thought I'd need\none here on this island.\n
[18:39] ---
    What a drag, hm.\n
[18:41] ---
    If I can hear your footsteps,\nyou're not tough enough for me, hm.\n
[18:47] ---
    Supposedly some special-forces teacher\nwas taking the lead, too, hm.\n
[18:54] ---
    I guess Smog's gas must've\ngotten the better of him, hm.\n
[18:58] ---
    Probably killed each other\nat the same time, hm.\n
[19:01] ---
    Come on out, hm.\n
[19:03] ---
    He cracked the window with his hand!\n
[19:05] ---
    But more than that...\n
[19:08] ---
    We're all too afraid to say it, but... well...\n
[19:13] ---
    You sure say "hm" a lot, buddy!\n
[19:15] ---
    There it is! Thank God for Karma!
[19:18] ---
    I heard it would make me\nsound more like a samurai, hm.\n
[19:23] ---
    It's got a cool ring to it,\nso I'm trying it out, hm.\n
[19:26] ---
    Oh, so he's not Japanese.\n
[19:29] ---
    Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't mind, hm.\n
[19:32] ---
    After I kill you all here,\n
[19:34] ---
    I can drop the "hm" with no loss of face, hm.\n
[19:37] ---
    Bare hands... Are those\nyour killing tools, then?\n
[19:41] ---
    There's actually quite a demand for this, hm.\n
[19:43] ---
    Passing through pat-downs\nhas distinct advantages, hm.\n
[19:47] ---
    Once they come closer,\nI snap their necks, hm.\n
[19:50] ---
    Or, if I feel like it, I could\ncrush their skulls, hm.\n
[19:53] ---
    You know, it's funny, hm.\n
[19:56] ---
    The more you train your strength\nfor killing people, hm,\n
[19:59] ---
    the more you feel like using\nit for something else, hm.\n
[20:03] ---
    A fight, to be precise, hm.\n
[20:06] ---
    Against a mighty foe--to the death, hm.\n
[20:09] ---
    But what a letdown, hm.\n
[20:12] ---
    Seeing who I'm up against,\nI've all but lost my will to fight, hm.\n
[20:16] ---
    Plus, it's a pain killing a bunch\nof small fry by myself, hm.\n
[20:18] ---
    I'll call in my boss and my colleague\nto kill you together, hm.\n
[20:23] ---
    Hey, buddy, hm.\n
[20:26] ---
    You're pretty average for a pro, aren't you?\n
[20:29] ---
    Breaking glass, busting skulls?\nI can do that, too.\n
[20:33] ---
    But if your opening move\nis to call in reinforcements,\n
[20:37] ---
    maybe you're too scared to\ntake on a junior-high kid alone.\n
[20:40] ---
    --No--don't be reckless!\n--Stop right there, Mr. Karasuma.\n
[20:44] ---
    His chin is down.\n
[20:47] ---
    So far he's been showing off his\nswagger with his chin in the air,\n
[20:50] ---
    looking down on his opponents.\n
[20:55] ---
    But this is different.\n
[20:57] ---
    His words may be as rough as ever...\n
[21:00] ---
    but his eyes are looking straight ahead,\n
[21:02] ---
    alert, observing his foe head-on.\n
[21:05] ---
    He'd been lying low ever since finals,\n
[21:09] ---
    but it seems he's learned\nwell from his failures.\n
[21:16] ---
    All right, hm. Let's see what you can do, hm.\n
[21:22] ---
    Give this everything you've got--\n
[21:24] ---
    you're facing one high wall: an adult!\n
[21:42] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:50] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:56] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
    *Shine again *

20 - Karma Time/2nd Period

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[00:09] ---
    We're infiltrating the Fukuma Denjo\nHotel to steal a virus remedy\n
[00:12] ---
    from an unidentified bad guy.\n
[00:15] ---
    We have one hour. If we don't\nmake it in time, they'll all die!\n
[00:23] ---
    You're pretty average for a pro, aren't you?\n
[00:26] ---
    Breaking glass, busting skulls?\nI can do that, too.\n
[00:29] ---
    But if your opening move\nis to call in reinforcements,\n
[00:33] ---
    maybe you're too scared to\ntake on a junior-high kid alone.\n
[00:38] ---
    All right, hm.\n
[00:40] ---
    Let's see what you can do, hm.\n
[00:44] ---
    If you insist...\n
[00:49] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[00:51] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[00:57] ---
    *Sensei! Target on *
[01:00] ---
    *The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
[01:05] ---
    *Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
[01:10] ---
    *We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
[01:18] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[01:20] ---
    *Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[01:26] ---
    *We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[01:34] ---
    *Mr. Teacher, tell us *
[01:36] ---
    *Will we, still incomplete *
[01:39] ---
    *Be able to shoot through *
[01:42] ---
    *The invincible target that's you? *
[01:45] ---
    *As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[01:50] ---
    *Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[01:52] ---
    *Lost in so many ways *
[01:55] ---
    *For you more than anyone else *
[01:58] ---
    *Studying like a house on fire *
[02:00] ---
    *Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
[02:05] ---
    *A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
[02:08] ---
    *Revolution *
[02:11] ---
    *Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
[02:18] ---
    "Episode 20: Karma Time/2nd Period"\n
[02:30] ---
    Too soft, hm. You'll have to\nfind a better weapon, hm.\n
[02:36] ---
    Don't need one.\n
[02:49] ---
    Grip strength capable of crushing skulls...\n
[02:53] ---
    Once he gets his hands on me, it's game over.\n
[02:56] ---
    On first glance, this seems\nlike an unwinnable game,\n
[03:00] ---
    but just switch our positions around\n
[03:03] ---
    and it's no different from the\nunwinnable game we always play.\n
[03:09] ---
    Wow...\n
[03:10] ---
    He's dodging or blocking every blow!\n
[03:14] ---
    That's your defense technique,\nright, Mr. Karasuma?\n
[03:18] ---
    Self-defense is low priority for assassins,\n
[03:22] ---
    so while I don't remember\nteaching it in class...\n
[03:26] ---
    he must have picked it up by\nwatching me dodge their knives.\n
[03:31] ---
    Karma Akabane... Even in this\nE Class, his talent for fighting\n
[03:36] ---
    is head and shoulders above the rest.\n
[03:38] ---
    I can dodge him... but if I\nmove in to attack, he'll grab me.\n
[03:46] ---
    What's wrong, hm? You'll never\nget past me if you don't attack, hm!\n
[03:51] ---
    You think?\n
[03:53] ---
    I mean, I could be doing\nmy best to distract you\n
[03:55] ---
    while the rest of us slip past a few at a time.\n
[04:01] ---
    Relax.\n
[04:02] ---
    No underhanded hijinx here.\nNow... it's my turn.\n
[04:10] ---
    Barehanded, like you. We'll settle\nthis fair and square, man-to-man.\n
[04:15] ---
    I like that face of yours, young warrior, hm.\n
[04:19] ---
    With you, I've got a chance--\n
[04:21] ---
    a chance at the fair fight I can't experience\n
[04:23] ---
    in the assassination biz, hm.\n
[04:33] ---
    Now!\n
[04:41] ---
    It's over, hm.\n
[04:45] ---
    That gas!\n
[04:46] ---
    I'm not fond of drawn-out fights, hm.\n
[04:48] ---
    Thought I'd give Smog's\nparalysis gas a try, hm.\n
[04:52] ---
    That's dirty! Ain't nothin' fair\nabout sneakin' that into the fight!\n
[04:56] ---
    I never said I only fight barehanded, hm.
[05:00] ---
    One mustn't get too particular\nabout one's hangups, hm.\n
[05:03] ---
    Just another key to sticking\naround in this business, hm.\n
[05:07] ---
    A spray of gas at point-blank range, hm...\n
[05:10] ---
    You'll never defend against it\nif you don't see it com--\n
[05:18] ---
    Wh-What have you... hm...\n
[05:22] ---
    What a coincidence! We were\nboth thinking the same thing!\n
[05:27] ---
    How... did you... get that... hm...?\n
[05:32] ---
    And how... did you not...\nbreathe my gas... hm...?\n
[05:39] ---
    Hm hm hm hm hm hm!\n
[05:44] ---
    Cmon, Terasaka--make it snappy!\n
[05:46] ---
    We'll need duct tape and sheer\nnumbers to beat this monster!\n
[05:51] ---
    Yeah, I'm on it.\n
[05:53] ---
    That promise of a barehanded one-on-one fight?\n
[05:58] ---
    It was bullshit from the word go!\n
[06:01] ---
    Careful taping him up.\n
[06:03] ---
    With his superhuman strength,\n
[06:05] ---
    you've got to be cautious\neven when he's paralyzed.\n
[06:07] ---
    Yes, sir.\n
[06:09] ---
    Hm hm hm hm hm hm...\n
[06:13] ---
    I filched an unused cartridge\nfrom that poisoner guy.\n
[06:17] ---
    It's so handy, I wish it weren't\na one-time-use kind of thing.\n
[06:20] ---
    How, hm... did you see\nmy gas attack coming, hm?\n
[06:24] ---
    Is that why you didn't breathe any in, hm?\n
[06:26] ---
    But I only showed you my\nbare hands, hm... How, hm?\n
[06:31] ---
    Isn't it obvious? I was on guard against everything but bare hands.
[06:35] ---
    Hm...\n
[06:36] ---
    I'm sure you really did\nwant a barehanded bout...\n
[06:40] ---
    but you would have had to\nstop us by any means necessary,\n
[06:45] ---
    and if I were you,\nI would have done the same.\n
[06:48] ---
    I trusted your attitude as a pro...\nand that's why I was on guard.\n
[06:54] ---
    Oh, I get it!\n
[06:55] ---
    Karma's changed--for the better.\n
[06:59] ---
    Karma had never known great defeat,\n
[07:02] ---
    but those midterm exams\ntaught him all too well:\n
[07:06] ---
    Losers are people just\nlike you who live their lives\n
[07:09] ---
    thinking about all sorts of things.\n
[07:12] ---
    Once you realize that, you inevitably find\n
[07:14] ---
    you can no longer make light of\nyour opponent on the battlefield.\n
[07:18] ---
    You can see if your foe is thinking\nlike you, trying hard like you.\n
[07:23] ---
    You come to see their abilities,\ntheir circumstances.\n
[07:27] ---
    Someone who can be respectfully\nwary of their opponent...\n
[07:31] ---
    That person has no chinks on the battlefield.\n
[07:37] ---
    You grew so much from that one defeat.\n
[07:42] ---
    You'll make a name for yourself someday.\n
[07:46] ---
    You're nothing to sneeze at,\nyoung warrior, hm.\n
[07:49] ---
    I may have lost,\n
[07:51] ---
    --but I enjoyed our time togeth--\n--What are you talking about?\n
[07:54] ---
    The fun's just beginning!\n
[07:55] ---
    "Hot Mustard" "Wasabi"\nThe fun's just beginning!\n
[07:57] ---
    Hm?\n
[07:58] ---
    What the hell is that, hm?\n
[08:00] ---
    Wasabi and mustard. I'm going\nto put them in your nostrils.\n
[08:04] ---
    What, hm?!\n
[08:06] ---
    I'd been on guard around you all this time,\n
[08:09] ---
    but now that you're tied up, what's the point?\n
[08:12] ---
    Hm?\n
[08:13] ---
    Once these are in, I'll plug\nyour nose with a special clip,\n
[08:17] ---
    stuff your mouth with ghost peppers--\na thousand times hotter than average chilis--\n
[08:22] ---
    then, on top of all that, I'll gag you. Done and done!
[08:26] ---
    Okay, buddy, hm...\n
[08:27] ---
    now's the time to show\nyour willpower as a pro, hm.\n
[08:32] ---
    Koro Sensei... Karma hasn't really\nchanged all that much, has he?\n
[08:36] ---
    No, he hasn't. I'm concerned for his future.\n
[08:39] ---
    "Be Prepared"\nWhat the hell did you bring with you, anyway?\n
[08:42] ---
    Hey, let's get goin'. Keep draggin'\nour feet and they'll find us.\n
[08:45] ---
    --They'll find you, you big hulk. --Aw, shut it!
[08:55] ---
    Okay, everyone, the terrace is upstairs.\n
[08:58] ---
    The bar floor. Could be tricky.\n
[09:01] ---
    Yes.\n
[09:02] ---
    There's a stairway to the VIP floor\ninside a lounge here.\n
[09:06] ---
    The back entrance is locked;\n
[09:08] ---
    we'll have to come in through\nthe lounge to unlock it.\n
[09:12] ---
    Now we're flying by the seat of our pants.\n
[09:14] ---
    We really stand out, you guys.\n
[09:16] ---
    Let's have the teachers hide here.\n
[09:20] ---
    We'll sneak into the lounge\nand unlock the back entrance.\n
[09:24] ---
    We girls won't look suspicious\nalone in a place like this.\n
[09:28] ---
    No--it's girls going alone\nthat makes it dangerous.\n
[09:32] ---
    Oh! In that case...\n
[09:40] ---
    Huh?\n
[09:50] ---
    --What beautiful stars!\n--Right?\n
[09:52] ---
    All thanks to the CEO.\n
[09:53] ---
    You bet!\n
[09:55] ---
    My folks' connections got me a room here.\n
[09:58] ---
    Got my share of playmates--\nall with an eye on the family riches...\n
[10:04] ---
    Lame. What a lame-ass summer vacation.\n
[10:14] ---
    C'mon, be a man! Now get\nin front and protect us, Nagisa!\n
[10:19] ---
    I can't! I can't be out in front!\n
[10:21] ---
    Give it up.\n
[10:23] ---
    Go on!\n
[10:27] ---
    Why me?\n
[10:32] ---
    We'd like a guy around,\nbut in places like this,\n
[10:35] ---
    they check guys real carefully.\n
[10:37] ---
    Yeah, but even so--\n
[10:38] ---
    It's all part of the plan!\n
[10:39] ---
    Really?\n
[10:41] ---
    Yes, really!\n
[10:42] ---
    Not you, too!\n
[10:43] ---
    You're acting too normal--\nIt's not fresh enough.\n
[10:45] ---
    But that's not what I'm looking for!\n
[10:48] ---
    Where did you find these clothes, anyway?\n
[10:49] ---
    Cast off beside the outdoor pool.\n
[10:53] ---
    There's a nice one. She's not used\nto all this yet--very refreshing.\n
[10:57] ---
    Ugh! Let's get out of this filthy place ASAP!\n
[11:01] ---
    And yet you seem to be\nenjoying yourself, Fuwa.\n
[11:04] ---
    Hey!\n
[11:06] ---
    Where'd you come from? How about a drink? Anything you like--
[11:10] ---
    it's on me!\n
[11:14] ---
    Go ahead, Nagisa! Keep him company!\n
[11:16] ---
    Huh? But, Kataoka...\n
[11:19] ---
    We have to act normal, remember?\n
[11:21] ---
    We'll come get you if anything happens.\n
[11:24] ---
    How did it come to this?\n
[11:26] ---
    Oh, so you're Nagisa! I'm Yuji.\n
[11:31] ---
    Okay: now!\n
[11:34] ---
    Let's see, the staircase to go up...\n
[11:38] ---
    It's got to be this way, right?\n
[11:40] ---
    Hey, ladies.\n
[11:41] ---
    Just you girls?\n
[11:43] ---
    How's about hangin' with us tonight?\n
[11:45] ---
    Oh, hell. Will it never end?\n
[11:49] ---
    Look, let me tell you something...\n
[11:52] ---
    Yada?\n
[11:53] ---
    We'd love to hang out with cool guys like you,\n
[11:56] ---
    but we're here with our daddies today.\n
[11:59] ---
    And our daddies are kinda scary.\n
[12:02] ---
    So let's not.\n
[12:04] ---
    "Evil"\n
[12:05] ---
    "Evil"\nA-A yakuza emblem!\n
[12:07] ---
    --And it's that infamous tiny-but-terrifyin' Shuei Syndicate!\n--I asked real nice and he gave this to me.\n
[12:09] ---
    --And it's that infamous tiny-but-terrifyin' Shuei Syndicate!\n--Maybe I'll pin it on my schoolbag!\n
[12:13] ---
    Sorry about that!\n
[12:14] ---
    Wimps. Clearly it was on loan.\n
[12:18] ---
    That was amazing, Yada!\n
[12:21] ---
    C'mon, drink up! I'm paying!\n
[12:24] ---
    We'll do it up big tonight!\n
[12:25] ---
    N-No, I... I can't drink.\n
[12:29] ---
    I've got to try to act natural\nuntil the girls reach their goal.\n
[12:35] ---
    Um, Yuji? Are you here with your parents?\n
[12:39] ---
    My parents?\n
[12:40] ---
    Like they have the time!\n
[12:43] ---
    This is just between us, but my old man,\nhe's a famous TV personality.\n
[12:48] ---
    You know him, believe me!\n
[12:52] ---
    He's such a big deal,\nhe can get away with anything.\n
[12:55] ---
    He was bragging about squeezing\nthis woman announcer's ass\n
[13:00] ---
    for 24 hours straight.\n
[13:01] ---
    Does your dad have some kind of\ngrudge against asses or something?\n
[13:06] ---
    Dammit! Stupid, Yuji, stupid!\n
[13:08] ---
    Can't you hit on someone without\nleaning on the old man for once?\n
[13:12] ---
    Uber-lame...\n
[13:13] ---
    That's... not a regular cigarette, is it?\nIt's more dangerous than that.\n
[13:16] ---
    Yeah. I just got into it.\n
[13:19] ---
    At my age, if you know\nabout these, you're cool.\n
[13:23] ---
    Our teacher said he doesn't know\nif smoking those will make you cool,\n
[13:29] ---
    but it definitely makes your life harder.\n
[13:33] ---
    Life's already hard for us men!
[13:36] ---
    We gotta force ourselves to try to look cool!\n
[13:40] ---
    It's worse for me, always getting\ncompared to my old man!\n
[13:44] ---
    You girls got it made...\n
[13:46] ---
    All you have to do is pick a cool guy.\n
[13:50] ---
    Um... yyyeah.\n
[13:52] ---
    I think the girls in my class have\na little more on their minds.\n
[13:56] ---
    Wow--you borrowed that\nfrom Professor Bitch?\n
[13:59] ---
    She's something else.\nYakuza, lawyer, racehorse owner...\n
[14:03] ---
    She's got every kind of pin you could think of,\n
[14:05] ---
    since she can use them for work.\n
[14:08] ---
    You're always so interested in hearing\nabout Professor Bitch's work, Yada.\n
[14:13] ---
    Yeah... It's not like I want to seduce people.\n
[14:16] ---
    It's like Koro Sensei said:\nYou gotta wield a second blade.\n
[14:21] ---
    I'm betting her intimacy\nand negotiating skills\n
[14:23] ---
    are probably your best bet out in the world.\n
[14:27] ---
    Whoa, Yada. You're going\nto be one kickass grownup!\n
[14:32] ---
    Even with those big boobs,\nI can't help but admire you!\n
[14:34] ---
    The big-boob-hating Kayano opens her heart!\n
[14:37] ---
    Look, ladies!\n
[14:39] ---
    We made it... but there's a lookout.\n
[14:43] ---
    We might need a man around after all.\n
[14:45] ---
    Yeah...\n
[14:47] ---
    Kayano, go get Nagisa.\n
[14:49] ---
    Okay.\n
[14:50] ---
    Something about that lookout...\n
[14:52] ---
    Think we can lure him out and sneak past him?\n
[14:55] ---
    I'd rather not force our way through.\n
[14:57] ---
    If we get the better of him, we'll be found out.\n
[14:59] ---
    Nagisa!\n
[15:01] ---
    Kayano!\n
[15:03] ---
    Oh, um... I gotta go.\n
[15:06] ---
    What? Already?\n
[15:09] ---
    Bye now!\n
[15:10] ---
    Dammit! I can't let her get away\nwithout acting my coolest!\n
[15:14] ---
    Don't leave me alone like that!\n
[15:16] ---
    Sorry! We hammered out a strategy.\n
[15:18] ---
    Great. I can't wait to get out of these clothes.\n
[15:21] ---
    Hey, wait up, ladies!\n
[15:23] ---
    As a special treat, check out\nmy signature dance moves!\n
[15:30] ---
    Go away.
[15:31] ---
    I've been doing this since I was a kid.\n
[15:33] ---
    These moves always get me the girl!\n
[15:36] ---
    Huh?\n
[15:40] ---
    Hey, brat! Tough guy, eh?\n
[15:43] ---
    N-No... I--\n
[15:44] ---
    Get over here!\n
[15:46] ---
    I didn't mean to--\n
[15:47] ---
    This is a million-yen jacket.\nI demand compensation!\n
[15:51] ---
    Your address--now!\n
[15:53] ---
    Hinata!\n
[15:55] ---
    Add on pain and suffering,\nand that's three million total.\n
[15:58] ---
    Pay up and we'll only leave you half dead!
[16:00] ---
    What?! M-My father will pay--\nplease don't beat me up!\n
[16:04] ---
    Excuse me, Mr. Yakuza, sir?\n
[16:05] ---
    Yeah?\n
[16:14] ---
    Heeeave... ho! Oof! Oof! Oof! Phew.\n
[16:18] ---
    Excuse me, sir?\n
[16:20] ---
    That customer just suddenly collapsed.\n
[16:23] ---
    Take him out of here\nand get him checked out.\n
[16:25] ---
    Oh, y-yes... Sorry for the bother.\n
[16:29] ---
    What'd he do, overdose? Sheesh.\n
[16:34] ---
    Now!\n
[16:35] ---
    Back to the dance floor with you!\nAnd don't tell anyone about this, okay?\n
[16:41] ---
    Even when girls pull off\nsomething so effortlessly cool,\n
[16:44] ---
    you still have to chin up and act cool...
[16:48] ---
    It is hard, being a guy.
[16:51] ---
    Nagisa...\n
[16:53] ---
    If we meet again, keep acting cool, okay?\n
[16:56] ---
    Anything but drugs and dancing,\nif you can help it.\n
[16:59] ---
    Here we are!\n
[17:02] ---
    We really sent you into some dicey territory.\n
[17:05] ---
    You weren't in any danger, were you?\n
[17:08] ---
    Nuh-uh.\n
[17:09] ---
    Not remotely!\n
[17:11] ---
    Wow, you sure changed fast, Nagisa.\n
[17:14] ---
    Yeah.\n
[17:15] ---
    Hmm? What's wrong?\n
[17:16] ---
    It's just...\n
[17:18] ---
    You girls did everything this time around.\n
[17:21] ---
    What was even the point\nof me being in this getup?\n
[17:24] ---
    Comic relief, duh!\n
[17:26] ---
    Don't you dare, Karma!\n
[17:29] ---
    No, I don't think that's it.\n
[17:31] ---
    I'm sure it wound up helping someone, anyway.
[17:40] ---
    If only you could have stayed like that...\n
[17:42] ---
    History's full of assassins\ndisguised as women.\n
[17:46] ---
    Don't you start, too, Isogai!\n
[17:48] ---
    If you're gonna cut it off,\nNagisa, sooner is better.\n
[17:51] ---
    I am not! I happen to like it!
[17:53] ---
    Can we talk about this later?\n
[17:55] ---
    Or never.\n
[17:57] ---
    We're in our final stage of\ninfiltration here. Ritsu?\n
[18:00] ---
    Yes, sir.\n
[18:01] ---
    Up ahead is the VIP floor.\n
[18:04] ---
    These guests don't rely\nsolely on hotel security,\n
[18:07] ---
    but provide their own hired lookouts.\n
[18:11] ---
    So of course there's some\nblocking the staircase.\n
[18:14] ---
    They look way tough, too.\n
[18:15] ---
    Are they more of the guys\nwho've been threatening us?\n
[18:18] ---
    Or hired muscle that has\nnothing to do with us?\n
[18:21] ---
    Either way, we're gonna\nhave to beat 'em to get by.\n
[18:25] ---
    Exactly right, Terasaka.\n
[18:27] ---
    And that weapon you have\nwill do the job perfectly.\n
[18:32] ---
    Pff! What, you got X-ray vision now, too?\n
[18:36] ---
    You'll have to take them both down\nat once, or they'll call for help.\n
[18:39] ---
    I got this, okay?\n
[18:41] ---
    Hey, Kimura, see if you can\nlure 'em out this way some.\n
[18:44] ---
    Who, me? But how?\n
[18:47] ---
    How should I know?\n
[18:48] ---
    Here, Kimura, try this...\n
[18:54] ---
    What gives, kid?\n
[18:55] ---
    Huh? Any brains around here?\nThese guys are total muscleheads!\n
[19:03] ---
    You slabs of pigmeat oughta\nquit pretending to be human.\n
[19:08] ---
    Hey!\n
[19:09] ---
    Get back here!\n
[19:10] ---
    Yep, that pissed 'em off!\n
[19:12] ---
    What's with this brat?!\n
[19:13] ---
    He's crazy fast!\n
[19:14] ---
    Okay... now!\n
[19:16] ---
    Got it!\n
[19:20] ---
    Stun guns?\n
[19:21] ---
    I bought 'em to see how electricity\nworked on that octopus...\n
[19:24] ---
    Never thought I'd be usin' 'em like this!\n
[19:28] ---
    You bought those? But weren't they expensive?
[19:31] ---
    Huh? Uh, well...\n
[19:33] ---
    I came into a little money lately, so...\n
[19:37] ---
    These two... they look...\n
[19:41] ---
    Nice weapon, Terasaka.\nBut check their chests.\n
[19:46] ---
    Huh?\n
[19:47] ---
    Judging from the bulges there,\n
[19:49] ---
    you ought to be able to find\nsomething even better.\n
[19:52] ---
    R-Real guns!\n
[19:54] ---
    And...\n
[19:56] ---
    Chiba? Hayami?\n
[19:58] ---
    Those guns are for you.\n
[20:01] ---
    Mr. Karasuma hasn't recovered\nenough to fire with any accuracy.\n
[20:06] ---
    Right now you two are\nthe best gun-users we have.\n
[20:10] ---
    --B-But this is all so sudden--\n--However!\n
[20:13] ---
    "No Killing"\n
[20:14] ---
    "No Killing"\nI will not permit you to kill anyone.\n
[20:16] ---
    With your skill, you should have\nplenty of ways to use those\n
[20:20] ---
    to defeat someone without a scratch.\n
[20:23] ---
    Giving us real guns?\n
[20:26] ---
    When we only just blew it with air guns?\n
[20:30] ---
    Let's be on our way, then.\n
[20:32] ---
    From the looks of things at this hotel,\n
[20:34] ---
    there's no sign the enemy has\nset up camp in any great numbers.\n
[20:38] ---
    They're even down to one\nor two hired killers--at most.\n
[20:41] ---
    Yeah! So let's go murdalize the rest!\n
[20:45] ---
    Okay, team: we'll have to use\nthe VIP-only emergency stairs\n
[20:49] ---
    to reach the next floor up.\n
[20:51] ---
    And to do that, we'll have to\ngo through the concert hall\n
[20:53] ---
    on the 8th floor.\n
[20:56] ---
    This is starting to leave\na bad taste in my mouth.\n
[21:00] ---
    I was charged with killing\nsome super-creature--\n
[21:04] ---
    how'd I get stuck going\nto meet a bunch of kids?\n
[21:08] ---
    Revolting. Sure enough,\nthe only thing tasty around here\n
[21:13] ---
    is my gun.\n
[21:42] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:50] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:56] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
    *Shine again *

21 - XX Time

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    I can only see a few of\nthe students from this angle.\n
[00:16] ---
    Gotta love the face of a\njunior-high student in pain...\n
[00:21] ---
    Once I get that ten billion yen,\n
[00:25] ---
    I might just buy a bunch of 'em and\nforce-feed 'em that virus every day.\n
[00:49] ---
    Fourteen--no, fifteen of them.\n
[00:54] ---
    Judging by their breathing,\nthey're young, most in their mid-teens.\n
[00:57] ---
    Who'da thunk it?\n
[00:59] ---
    Everyone who could still\nmove actually made it here.\n
[01:04] ---
    Just so you know,\n
[01:06] ---
    this hall is completely soundproof.\n
[01:08] ---
    I'll have shot you all dead\nbefore anyone comes to save you.\n
[01:12] ---
    You know you're not prepared to kill anyone!\n
[01:15] ---
    Now come on out like good little children\n
[01:17] ---
    and bow before the boss--\n
[01:19] ---
    Missed! And I was aiming for the gun!\n
[01:22] ---
    Live ammo? And from the sounds of it...\n
[01:25] ---
    Did they take our goons' Model 60s?!\n
[01:29] ---
    Junior-high kids trained for assassination...\n
[01:32] ---
    Excellent.\n
[01:38] ---
    Finally, a job I can sink my teeth into!\n
[01:43] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[01:45] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[01:51] ---
    *Sensei! Target on *
[01:54] ---
    *The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
[01:59] ---
    *Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
[02:04] ---
    *We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
[02:12] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[02:14] ---
    *Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[02:20] ---
    *We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[02:28] ---
    *Mr. Teacher, tell us *
[02:30] ---
    *Will we, still incomplete *
[02:33] ---
    *Be able to shoot through *
[02:36] ---
    *The invincible target that's you? *
[02:39] ---
    *As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[02:44] ---
    *Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[02:46] ---
    *Lost in so many ways *
[02:49] ---
    *For you more than anyone else *
[02:52] ---
    *Studying like a house on fire *
[02:54] ---
    *Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
[02:59] ---
    *A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
[03:02] ---
    *Revolution *
[03:05] ---
    *Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
[03:12] ---
    "Episode 21: XX Time"\n
[03:18] ---
    So bright!\n
[03:20] ---
    Can't see the stage with that backlight!\n
[03:22] ---
    Feelin' fine again today,\nwith my tasty, tasty gun!\n
[03:26] ---
    H-He fired through that tiny gap?\n
[03:29] ---
    I never forget the position of\nan enemy once they've fired.\n
[03:32] ---
    Used to be an army man.\n
[03:34] ---
    All that experience taught me\nhow to pinpoint my enemy's location\n
[03:38] ---
    and the sensation of\nchecking my guns by taste.\n
[03:42] ---
    Now, then... there should be\none more stolen gun out there.\n
[03:48] ---
    Hayami! Remain standing by!\n
[03:51] ---
    You were wise not to fire just now, Chiba!\n
[03:54] ---
    The enemy still doesn't know where you are!\n
[03:56] ---
    I'll keep an eye on him and tell you when,\n
[03:58] ---
    so hang tight until it's go time!\n
[04:02] ---
    Where's that coming from?\n
[04:05] ---
    Hey! Quit starin' at me from the front row!\n
[04:11] ---
    An expert gunman versus\njunior-high students?\n
[04:14] ---
    This much of a sight advantage\nshould be all right.\n
[04:17] ---
    Okay, Kimura, run five seats left!\n
[04:20] ---
    Terasaka and Yoshida,\nmove three seats to either side!\n
[04:23] ---
    We've made a blind spot!\n
[04:24] ---
    Kayano, move two rows forward into this gap!\n
[04:26] ---
    Karma and Fuwa, move eight seats right!\n
[04:29] ---
    Isogai! Five seats left!\n
[04:30] ---
    He's shuffling them around?\nBastard's making it complicated!\n
[04:34] ---
    And yet,\n
[04:35] ---
    he's telling me their names and\npositions with every command.\n
[04:39] ---
    I'll have 'em memorized in no time.\n
[04:42] ---
    Student number 12!\n
[04:44] ---
    Move right and continue preparations!\n
[04:45] ---
    Numbers 4 and 5, film the target\nfrom between the seats!\n
[04:48] ---
    Use Ritsu to tell Chiba\nwhat's going on onstage!\n
[04:52] ---
    Ponytail, move to the front-left!\n
[04:54] ---
    Motorcycle Fan, you too--\ntwo seats to the front-left.\n
[04:57] ---
    The person who out of curiosity\nwent to Takebayashi's top maid café\n
[04:59] ---
    and was alarmed to find he liked it,\n
[05:01] ---
    make a big racket to confuse the enemy!\n
[05:03] ---
    Shaddup! How the hell did you know I went?!\n
[05:07] ---
    Now I have no idea where anyone is!\n
[05:09] ---
    Okay, Chiba, it's time.\n
[05:13] ---
    After I give this next command, fire at will.\n
[05:16] ---
    Argh! Where are you, dammit?!\n
[05:18] ---
    Hayami, you're on follow-up\nas the situation requires.\n
[05:21] ---
    You're looking to block off\nthe enemy's movements.\n
[05:23] ---
    But before that, a word of advice for the two\n
[05:27] ---
    who don't let their feelings show:\n
[05:31] ---
    When you failed at shooting me earlier today,\n
[05:35] ---
    you began to doubt your own skill.\n
[05:38] ---
    You don't whine or make excuses,\n
[05:41] ---
    and your classmates forced\ntheir confidence onto you,\n
[05:43] ---
    thinking, "Surely they can handle it."
[05:46] ---
    No one would notice your anguish.\n
[05:49] ---
    For someone with these grades,\nyou're pretty nonchalant!\n
[05:52] ---
    I was a fool to believe in you!\n
[05:56] ---
    He won't even make any excuses.\nI have no idea what he's thinking!\n
[06:02] ---
    But it's all right.\n
[06:04] ---
    You don't have to bear all that pressure alone.\n
[06:08] ---
    If you two miss, we'll switch over to a strategy\n
[06:10] ---
    of shuffling people and guns around\n
[06:12] ---
    so no one can tell who's pulling the trigger.\n
[06:16] ---
    We can use that strategy\nbecause everyone here\n
[06:19] ---
    has gone through training and tasted failure.\n
[06:21] ---
    You have allies at your side\nwho share your experience.\n
[06:26] ---
    So with that peace of mind, go ahead and fire.\n
[06:31] ---
    Heh. Thanks for that.\n
[06:34] ---
    That little speech gave me\nenough time to figure this out.\n
[06:38] ---
    Student number 12 is the\nonly one who hasn't moved.\n
[06:43] ---
    And yet they're breathing heavily,\nlike they're planning something.\n
[06:47] ---
    The second someone pops up\nin that area, I'll shoot to kill.\n
[06:52] ---
    All right: here we go!\n
[06:55] ---
    It tastes divine!\n
[06:56] ---
    Right now I'm one with my gun...\nand I don't plan on missing!\n
[07:00] ---
    Student number 12! Stand and fire!\n
[07:03] ---
    Bingo!\n
[07:08] ---
    A dummy?!\n
[07:09] ---
    That's where you'll want to aim!\n
[07:11] ---
    Okay.\n
[07:22] ---
    You missed. Now I know\nwhere the second one--\n
[07:28] ---
    Th-They aimed for the brackets...\n
[07:30] ---
    on the stage lights...?\n
[07:34] ---
    Damn it all!\n
[07:41] ---
    Phew. Finally hit the mark.\n
[07:46] ---
    All right, tape 'im up!\n
[07:48] ---
    Making this in complete silence\ntakes a lot out of you!\n
[07:51] ---
    That was a real white-knuckle moment.\n
[07:53] ---
    Great job handling that dangerous fight.\n
[07:56] ---
    Every human being has\na number of opportunities\n
[07:58] ---
    to break out of their shell and grow.\n
[08:02] ---
    But they can't make the most of\nthose opportunities on their own.\n
[08:06] ---
    They need tough foes who call on\ntheir powers of concentration\n
[08:08] ---
    and allies with whom to\nshare their experiences.\n
[08:12] ---
    And so, I want to be a teacher\nwho can provide these things.\n
[08:15] ---
    To give my students\nhigh walls and good friends\n
[08:18] ---
    without losing sight of\ntheir moments of growth.\n
[08:22] ---
    What an education.\n
[08:24] ---
    They've just had a shoot-out\nwith their lives on the line...\n
[08:29] ---
    ...yet their expressions look more\nlike junior-high students' now.\n
[08:43] ---
    I seem to be mostly moving again.\n
[08:46] ---
    Figure I'm at about half strength.\n
[08:49] ---
    That's still twice as strong as us.\n
[08:52] ---
    He should have just gone in alone.\n
[08:57] ---
    So that leads to the top floor.\n
[09:00] ---
    Yeah...\n
[09:01] ---
    We're out of time.\n
[09:02] ---
    Students!\n
[09:04] ---
    I've come to realize something\nabout our mastermind waiting above:\n
[09:09] ---
    He's using assassins all wrong.\n
[09:12] ---
    What?\n
[09:13] ---
    Lookouts and guards--\nthose aren't jobs for assassins.\n
[09:17] ---
    If their potential had been used to the fullest,\n
[09:20] ---
    they'd have been fearsome indeed.\n
[09:21] ---
    It's true he wasn't even a single\ncentimeter off the mark...\n
[09:26] ---
    And Karma--if that fellow had\nsneaked up on you from behind\n
[09:28] ---
    on any other day,\n
[09:30] ---
    his grip strength would\nhave killed you instantly.\n
[09:33] ---
    I suppose so.\n
[09:34] ---
    So it's true...\n
[09:35] ---
    Our mastermind isn't an assassin after all.\n
[09:39] ---
    Time to assign roles to each of you.\n
[09:41] ---
    First off...\n
[09:42] ---
    --Isogai, Terasaka, Yoshida:\n--Nagisa?\n
[09:45] ---
    --I'd like you three to...\n--You're burning up, Terasaka. Are you...\n
[09:48] ---
    infec--\n
[09:49] ---
    Keep it down! I got stamina to spare here--\n
[09:53] ---
    this'll go away by itself in no time!\n
[09:56] ---
    That's crazy talk!\n
[09:57] ---
    That damn Karasuma only got gassed\n
[10:00] ---
    'cause I had to go and run ahead when I did.\n
[10:03] ---
    And that's not the first time my actions\nalmost got everyone killed.\n
[10:09] ---
    I ain't about to drop out now and\ndrag everyone down even more!\n
[10:14] ---
    --Terasaka...\n--Commence operation!\n
[10:15] ---
    C'mon!\n
[10:33] ---
    Ooh, Namba!
[10:35] ---
    Supposedly ninjas used this walking style.\n
[10:38] ---
    No wonder there've been so\nmany more silent assassinations\n
[10:41] ---
    in our classroom lately!\n
[10:43] ---
    Despite the time crunch,\nthey refuse to panic or get pessimistic.\n
[10:48] ---
    I'm so proud of these students of mine.\n
[10:51] ---
    All the more reason we must not\ngive in to the enemy before us.\n
[10:56] ---
    I'm betting that's the virus remedy.\nAnd those wires...\n
[11:01] ---
    They lead to a plastic explosive.\n
[11:04] ---
    We're right on time.\n
[11:06] ---
    Ideally we'll be able to subdue him.\n
[11:09] ---
    If he sees us, I'll take\nresponsibility and shoot his arm.\n
[11:13] ---
    He won't be able to push that detonator...\n
[11:15] ---
    and that's when we all rush in and grab him!\n
[11:25] ---
    --Now!\n--Itchy.\n
[11:29] ---
    The very memory makes me itch.\n
[11:32] ---
    But maybe that's why my senses\nhave grown so much keener:\n
[11:36] ---
    because my wounds are\nalways exposed to the air.\n
[11:42] ---
    I told you--I'd come prepared\nto kill a Mach-20 monster.\n
[11:48] ---
    I have spare detonator remotes\nin case one is snatched away\n
[11:51] ---
    at high speed.\n
[11:53] ---
    Enough to press any one of them\nif I happen to collapse.\n
[11:57] ---
    We'd heard that voice before...\nbut this time, it was far more sinister.\n
[12:03] ---
    Of the people I couldn't reach,\nthere were three assassins\n
[12:07] ---
    and one other.\n
[12:08] ---
    An insider who vanished with\nMinistry of Defense secret-service funds\n
[12:12] ---
    and the assassination budget.\n
[12:15] ---
    What do you think you're doing,\n
[12:17] ---
    Takaoka?\n
[12:20] ---
    "Episode 21: Takaoka Time"\n
[12:26] ---
    What naughty children.\n
[12:28] ---
    Coming in the back door\nto see your dear teacher?\n
[12:31] ---
    That's not how your good old dad raised you.\n
[12:35] ---
    Ah, well. I'll have to give you\nsome summertime tutoring.\n
[12:41] ---
    Mr. Taka... oka...\n
[12:45] ---
    Shall we go to the roof?\n
[12:47] ---
    I've got everything ready to\nwelcome my beloved students.\n
[12:52] ---
    You'll follow me up there, right?\n
[12:54] ---
    After all, your class is only alive\nthanks to my benevolence.\n
[13:06] ---
    Hiring assassins, threatening students\nwith a virus--such atrocities...\n
[13:11] ---
    Have you gone mad?\n
[13:12] ---
    Now, now--I am exceedingly sane!\nThis plan will save the world!\n
[13:20] ---
    If only you'd sent those two littl'uns along\n
[13:22] ---
    to bring me the one with the bounty,\n
[13:24] ---
    my assassination plan would've\ngone off without a hitch.\n
[13:29] ---
    See, my plan would've used\nWhatsername, Kayano? The girl.\n
[13:36] ---
    The bathtub in my room here\nis filled with anti-Sensei BB's.\n
[13:41] ---
    I'd have her go in there holding the target.\n
[13:45] ---
    Then I'd bury them alive in cement.\n
[13:48] ---
    For him to return to his usual form\nwithout touching those BB's,\n
[13:52] ---
    he would have to blow everything up--\nincluding his student.\n
[13:57] ---
    But he cares too much for his students\nto do anything so heartless!\n
[14:01] ---
    So I figure he'd just do\nme a favor and melt away.\n
[14:07] ---
    He's...\n
[14:08] ---
    He's a demon!\n
[14:11] ---
    It gave me a fright when I learned\nyou all came here together,\n
[14:15] ---
    but it doesn't much change what I have to do.\n
[14:18] ---
    My mood will determine how\nmany of you leave here alive.\n
[14:24] ---
    Do you think you can get away with this?\n
[14:28] ---
    It's the more humane route...\n
[14:31] ---
    compared to the inhumane\nway you've treated me!\n
[14:37] ---
    Takaoka lost to a bunch of junior-high kids\n
[14:40] ---
    and totally blew his mission!\n
[14:42] ---
    Whoa! And after he was bragging\nabout his teaching chops?\n
[14:48] ---
    His bosses won't think much of him now!\n
[14:51] ---
    Their humiliating glances and\nthe knife you tricked me with...\n
[14:56] ---
    Whenever they cross my mind,\nmy face gets so itchy\n
[15:00] ---
    I can't even sleep at night!\n
[15:03] ---
    I'll pay back my bad evaluations with results.\n
[15:05] ---
    I'll take the humiliation I suffered\nand give it back in spades!\n
[15:08] ---
    You in particular, Nagisa Shiota.\n
[15:11] ---
    I will never forgive you for spoiling my future!
[15:15] ---
    So in asking for the shortest students,\nhe was going after Nagisa.\n
[15:19] ---
    A completely unjustified grudge!\n
[15:21] ---
    Huh! You wanted Nagisa here\nso you could settle the score?\n
[15:26] ---
    Would that make you happy, beating him?\nGiven the size difference?\n
[15:30] ---
    I could show you a much better time.\n
[15:33] ---
    You're nuts. You only lost to\nNagisa by your own damn rules!\n
[15:39] ---
    Listen, whether you'd won or lost back then,\n
[15:43] ---
    we'd still hate your guts!\n
[15:46] ---
    I don't remember asking for\nyou blockheads' opinions!\n
[15:49] ---
    Don't forget that I can get rid of\nhalf of you with just one finger!\n
[15:56] ---
    You. Shrimp.\n
[15:58] ---
    Come upstairs alone. To the heliport.\n
[16:02] ---
    Nagisa, you can't!\n
[16:07] ---
    I don't want to... but I will.\n
[16:10] ---
    Get a move on! Now!\n
[16:11] ---
    He's so agitated, who knows what he'll do.\n
[16:14] ---
    I'll hear him out, talk him down,\n
[16:17] ---
    and get him to hand over\nthe remedy in one piece.\n
[16:21] ---
    Nagisa...\n
[16:23] ---
    Nagisa...\n
[16:55] ---
    Takaoka!\n
[16:55] ---
    Oh--don't take this the wrong way.\n
[16:58] ---
    I don't want you interrupting my\nprecious time with Nagisa Shiota.\n
[17:20] ---
    Now no one else can come up here.\n
[17:23] ---
    Do you understand what I'm trying to do?\n
[17:26] ---
    This is revenge for our earlier fight.\n
[17:30] ---
    Wait, Mr. Takaoka.\nI didn't come here to fight.\n
[17:33] ---
    I'm sure.\n
[17:35] ---
    Those dirty tricks won't work anymore.\n
[17:38] ---
    I can see myself doing you in, just like that.\n
[17:43] ---
    But it'll be over too quickly\nto make me feel better.\n
[17:48] ---
    So before we fight, there's\nsomething I need you to do.\n
[17:55] ---
    Apologize. On your hands and knees.\n
[17:59] ---
    Atone wholeheartedly for having\npulled a dirty sneak attack\n
[18:02] ---
    because you lack any real skill.\n
[18:13] ---
    I--\n
[18:14] ---
    You call that on your hands\nand knees, you rotten brat?!\n
[18:18] ---
    Head on the ground, boy!\n
[18:31] ---
    I have no real skill, so I pulled\na dirty sneak attack. I'm sorry.\n
[18:40] ---
    Oh, and after that you talked\nback to me, told me to get out.\n
[18:47] ---
    Is that any way for a brat\nlike you to talk to an adult?\n
[18:50] ---
    Is that any way for a student\nto talk to his teacher?!\n
[18:54] ---
    I'm just a brat and a student,\n
[18:56] ---
    and it was wrong for me to\ntalk back to an adult, a teacher.\n
[19:02] ---
    I'm very sorry.\n
[19:07] ---
    Now you're speaking from the heart. Your dear old dad is so pleased!
[19:12] ---
    As a reward, I'll let you\nin on a little something.\n
[19:16] ---
    I asked Smog what happens to\nthe people who die from that virus.\n
[19:19] ---
    He showed me some pictures. What a laugh!\n
[19:22] ---
    Their bodies, covered in boils!\nFaces like bunches of grapes!\n
[19:28] ---
    Wouldn't you like to see that, Nagisa?\n
[19:32] ---
    No!\n
[20:07] ---
    Yes!\n
[20:08] ---
    That's the face I wanted to see!
[20:11] ---
    You ought to put it in your summer diary--\n
[20:13] ---
    your friends' faces,\nbubbling up like so many grapes!\n
[21:06] ---
    I'll... kill you...\n
[21:14] ---
    That's right... that's the way...\n
[21:19] ---
    Oh, dear...\n
[21:21] ---
    I--I'll kill you!\n
[21:42] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:49] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:55] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
    *Shine again *

22 - Nagisa Time

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[00:22] ---
    I'll kill you...\n
[00:24] ---
    ...for what you did to them!\n
[00:28] ---
    That's the spirit! Come and kill me,\n
[00:31] ---
    Nagisa!\n
[00:35] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[00:37] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah *
[00:43] ---
    *Sensei! Target on *
[00:46] ---
    *The more the potential, the bigger the hassle *
[00:51] ---
    *Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary *
[00:56] ---
    *We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand *
[01:04] ---
    *Stand up, bow, lock on! *
[01:06] ---
    *Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it *
[01:12] ---
    *We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet *
[01:20] ---
    *Mr. Teacher, tell us *
[01:22] ---
    *Will we, still incomplete *
[01:25] ---
    *Be able to shoot through *
[01:28] ---
    *The invincible target that's you? *
[01:31] ---
    *As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50 *
[01:36] ---
    *Mr. Teacher, look at us *
[01:38] ---
    *Lost in so many ways *
[01:41] ---
    *For you more than anyone else *
[01:44] ---
    *Studying like a house on fire *
[01:46] ---
    *Our bloodlust alone is our message to you *
[01:51] ---
    *A self- (let's go) reliant (all out) *
[01:54] ---
    *Revolution *
[01:57] ---
    *Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on *
[02:04] ---
    "Episode 22: Nagisa Time"\n
[02:11] ---
    Nagisa--\n
[02:13] ---
    he's snapped!\n
[02:14] ---
    Sure, we'd all like to kill\nthat rotten son of a bitch,\n
[02:18] ---
    but Nagisa might just go through with it!\n
[02:22] ---
    No! You have to stop--\n
[02:32] ---
    Don't be gettin' cocky, Nagisa!\n
[02:36] ---
    I saw the pitiful way you looked at me\nwhen that medicine got blown up!\n
[02:43] ---
    Quit worryin' about other people, ya damn wimp!\n
[02:48] ---
    This virus'll go away by itself\nwith a good night's sleep!\n
[02:52] ---
    Terasaka... you mean--\n
[02:54] ---
    Murder is murder, even with\na piece of trash like that.\n
[02:59] ---
    You gonna give in to the crazy\n
[03:01] ---
    and throw your chance at\nten billion out the window?\n
[03:04] ---
    Terasaka's right, Nagisa.\n
[03:06] ---
    Killing him isn't worth it,\n
[03:09] ---
    and being in a blind rage\nwill only work against you.\n
[03:12] ---
    Besides, he doesn't know\nanything about the remedy.\n
[03:15] ---
    We'll ask the poisoner downstairs.\n
[03:18] ---
    Just knock this one out; that's enough.\n
[03:22] ---
    Hey, now, quit being a wet blanket!\n
[03:25] ---
    Unless he comes at me with a real\nintent to kill, what's the point?\n
[03:29] ---
    I'll use this squirt's\nbloodlust for revenge\n
[03:32] ---
    in a most humiliating way,\n
[03:34] ---
    and finally my own shame will disappear!\n
[03:36] ---
    Nagisa, take Terasaka's stun gun.\n
[03:43] ---
    His life and my life.\nHis words and Terasaka's words.\n
[03:49] ---
    Think carefully, now: Which are worthy?\n
[03:53] ---
    Terasaka!\n
[03:55] ---
    You... you've got one hell of a fever!\n
[03:57] ---
    How'd you even make it here like this?!\n
[04:00] ---
    Shaddup. You wanna look\nat somethin', look there.\n
[04:05] ---
    Do it, Nagisa. Kill 'im to\nwithin an inch of his life.\n
[04:26] ---
    Ooh, don't you look cool!
[04:30] ---
    Koro Sensei, Nagisa's put the stun gun away!\n
[04:35] ---
    I see you're determined to\nuse the knife. That's a relief.\n
[04:39] ---
    Oh, and just so you know,\n
[04:41] ---
    I do have some spare vials of that remedy.\n
[04:44] ---
    If you don't come at me like you mean it,\n
[04:47] ---
    or if your pals get in our way,\n
[04:50] ---
    you can kiss these babies goodbye.\n
[04:53] ---
    Hear that, Karasuma? Stay out of this!\n
[04:58] ---
    This stuff takes a good month to make.\n
[05:01] ---
    There's not enough for everyone, but it is your last hope.
[05:07] ---
    Mr. Karasuma.\n
[05:09] ---
    If you determine that\nNagisa's life is in danger,\n
[05:13] ---
    please don't hesitate to shoot Mr. Takaoka.\n
[05:17] ---
    For him to say that when he can\nusually see what's coming...\n
[05:22] ---
    This must be our most\ndangerous situation yet.\n
[05:25] ---
    Even I can tell that much.\n
[05:29] ---
    We may have managed to defeat those\nthree assassins on our own terms...\n
[05:35] ---
    but now the tables are completely turned!\n
[05:39] ---
    Even if Nagisa Shiota did try to\nturn this into an assassination...\n
[05:49] ---
    What's wrong? Aren't you going to kill me?\n
[05:55] ---
    Takaoka's a whole different man:\nhe's in battle mode!\n
[06:00] ---
    Even with a mind gone mad,\nhe's still an elite military man.\n
[06:04] ---
    His impregnable defense will\nshut down any surprise attack!\n
[06:11] ---
    The build!\n
[06:12] ---
    The skills!\n
[06:13] ---
    The experience!\n
[06:20] ---
    Defeating him is far harder\nthan scoring first place\n
[06:23] ---
    in the national mock exams.\n
[06:25] ---
    It's no contest...\n
[06:27] ---
    There's no way he can beat that monster!\n
[06:30] ---
    Hey, don't be tiring out on me.\n
[06:32] ---
    We're just getting started!\n
[06:36] ---
    Looks like it's time for me to use this, too.\n
[06:43] ---
    A traumatic image accompanies\nhis knife in my dreams.\n
[06:47] ---
    When he caught me off guard\nwith that smile of his--\n
[06:50] ---
    that's when everything went off the rails.\n
[06:54] ---
    I will not make the same mistake again.
[06:59] ---
    I'll cut off your hands and feet,\nhave them stuffed and mounted.\n
[07:02] ---
    I'll keep them with me\nand cherish them forever.\n
[07:06] ---
    Mr. Karasuma! You've got\nto shoot him! Nagisa'll die!\n
[07:11] ---
    Wait...\n
[07:12] ---
    Stay out of it!\n
[07:14] ---
    Are we still leaving them to it, Terasaka?\n
[07:17] ---
    I'm just about ready to join the fray, myself.\n
[07:20] ---
    You been skippin' practice, Karma,\nso you don't know, but Nagisa...\n
[07:28] ---
    He's still got somethin' up his sleeve.\n
[07:32] ---
    Was that the surefire technique?\n
[07:35] ---
    Yes. But then again,\n
[07:38] ---
    it didn't look like one, did it?\n
[07:40] ---
    When I was in a tight spot as an assassin,\n
[07:42] ---
    I used this to squeeze my way out.\n
[07:46] ---
    But it has conditions that\nmust be met--three of them.\n
[07:53] ---
    First:\n
[07:54] ---
    you must have two weapons.\n
[07:57] ---
    Second: you must be up against an expert.\n
[08:01] ---
    And third: your foe must know\nthe terror of being killed.\n
[08:07] ---
    Good--\n
[08:10] ---
    that's all of them.\n
[08:12] ---
    What...\n
[08:14] ---
    Mr. Takaoka...\n
[08:18] ---
    will you be my guinea pig?\n
[08:22] ---
    Wh-What are you doing?!\n
[08:24] ---
    A surefire, instakill move\n
[08:27] ---
    doesn't necessarily kill instantly.\n
[08:30] ---
    Given the ideal conditions, of course,\nany assassin can do the deed.\n
[08:36] ---
    But reality is rarely that agreeable,\n
[08:39] ---
    especially when your target is\na pro with an airtight defense.\n
[08:42] ---
    But this technique can create\nan ideal killing situation\n
[08:46] ---
    in just such a pinch.\n
[08:48] ---
    It sets the stage for an instant kill.\n
[08:52] ---
    Sets the stage, huh?\n
[08:55] ---
    Move from a standstill, as fast as you can,\n
[08:58] ---
    as far as you can,\nand make it as loud as possible.\n
[09:02] ---
    You... lousy... brat!\n
[09:06] ---
    Time it just after dropping the knife.\n
[09:10] ---
    The closer you get, the more\nthe target is focused on the knife.\n
[09:15] ---
    Toss that focus with the knife as though\nplacing them into midair, and...\n
[09:42] ---
    What... just... happ--\n
[09:46] ---
    An assassin\n
[09:48] ---
    will not overlook those few moments.\n
[09:50] ---
    In one fluid motion,\nswiftly draw your second blade.\n
[09:57] ---
    It... can't be...\n
[10:02] ---
    This brat... got me... again?!\n
[10:21] ---
    Finish 'im off, Nagisa. A good jolt\nto the neck'll put 'im out cold.\n
[10:38] ---
    He taught me bloodlust.\n
[10:41] ---
    That some kinds of bloodlust\nare wrong to hold on to,\n
[10:45] ---
    and how important it is to have\nfriends to pull you away from it.\n
[10:50] ---
    The pain of being hit,\nthe fear of a real fight:\n
[10:54] ---
    I've learned so much from this man.\n
[10:57] ---
    He'd done terrible things,\nbut setting that aside,\n
[11:01] ---
    I thought I ought to thank him for his lessons.\n
[11:07] ---
    And, I figured...\n
[11:09] ---
    No.\n
[11:11] ---
    ...thanking him required a certain face.\n
[11:14] ---
    Just, please--don't end this with that face!
[11:19] ---
    That face will haunt my\nnightmares until my dying day!\n
[11:26] ---
    Mr. Takaoka,\n
[11:29] ---
    thank you.\n
[11:49] ---
    Yesss!\n
[11:51] ---
    We beat the boss!\n
[11:52] ---
    Hooray!\n
[12:15] ---
    Nice!\n
[12:17] ---
    You okay, Nagisa?\n
[12:18] ---
    Yeah...\n
[12:19] ---
    Well done, Nagisa.\n
[12:22] ---
    For the first time, I wasn't sure how\nthings would turn out. I'm relieved.\n
[12:26] ---
    Yeah, and I'm fine... but now what?\n
[12:32] ---
    The remedy we took off\nMr. Takaoka won't be enough.\n
[12:37] ---
    Let's get out of here, at least.\n
[12:39] ---
    I've called a chopper; you wait here.\n
[12:42] ---
    I'll bring up the poisoner.\n
[12:44] ---
    Ha. You don't need no stinkin' remedy.\n
[12:49] ---
    You brats thought you could\nget out of here alive, eh?\n
[12:53] ---
    We've defeated the man who hired you--\n
[12:56] ---
    you're out of reasons to fight.\n
[12:59] ---
    I've mostly recovered, and\nthese students are plenty strong.\n
[13:04] ---
    How about we stop now\nbefore anyone else gets hurt?\n
[13:08] ---
    Yeah, okay.\n
[13:09] ---
    You just don't know when to give up!\n
[13:11] ---
    Huh? "Okay"?\n
[13:13] ---
    Our contracts don't cover avenging the boss.\n
[13:17] ---
    Besides, it's like I said:\nyou don't need any remedy.\n
[13:23] ---
    This here is what I gave you.\n
[13:26] ---
    An improvement on the food-poisoning bug.\n
[13:29] ---
    It'll keep going strong for\nanother thirty hours or so,\n
[13:31] ---
    but then it'll lose its oomph--\nand with it, its poison.\n
[13:35] ---
    Now, this is what our boss told us to use.
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    If we'd used this,\nyou'd really be in dire straits.\n
[13:43] ---
    Right before using that virus,\nwe three talked it over, hm.\n
[13:47] ---
    Our boss only gave you one hour, hm.\n
[13:49] ---
    We figured we could do the handover\n
[13:52] ---
    without resorting to a deadly virus, hm.\n
[13:54] ---
    It was enough to make you feel like your lives were in danger, anyway.
[13:58] ---
    So you went against orders?\nCan you do that when he's paying you?\n
[14:04] ---
    What are you, stupid?\n
[14:05] ---
    If you think pros'll do anything for money,\nyou got another think comin'.\n
[14:09] ---
    Of course, we'll do our best to\nabide by our client's wishes...\n
[14:13] ---
    I'll blow this remedy up\nright before their eyes.\n
[14:18] ---
    Oh, to see their looks of despair!\n
[14:22] ---
    But he never had any intention\nof giving you the remedy.\n
[14:26] ---
    Either we become killers of a bunch\nof respectable junior-high kids\n
[14:31] ---
    or we take a hit to our professional standing.\n
[14:33] ---
    We just calmly weighed which option\ncarried more risk from here on out.\n
[14:40] ---
    And that's why, sorry to say,\nnone of you will be dying.\n
[14:46] ---
    Give the patients that\nsupplement and put 'em to bed.\n
[14:49] ---
    Per the testimonials, they'll feel even\nbetter than before they were sick.\n
[14:54] ---
    I'll believe it once I see\nthose students recovered.\n
[14:59] ---
    I'll have to detain you for\na while for questioning.\n
[15:02] ---
    Ah, well. You've got a week to wind it up\n
[15:07] ---
    before the next job starts.\n
[15:09] ---
    What's this?\n
[15:11] ---
    Not going for a revenge match, buddy, hm?\n
[15:13] ---
    Isn't your grudge strong\nenough to want me dead?\n
[15:17] ---
    I don't kill people out of spite, hm.\n
[15:22] ---
    I'll wait for the day someone\nputs a hit out on you, hm.\n
[15:26] ---
    You need to become\nsomeone worth targeting, hm.\n
[15:29] ---
    And there you have it, kids!\n
[15:32] ---
    If you really want us to come kill you,\nyou've gotta make it big!\n
[15:36] ---
    Then we'll give you the\npro assassin's grand tour!\n
[15:48] ---
    The assassins were gone,\n
[15:51] ---
    having left us with their own\nassassination warning, of sorts.\n
[15:58] ---
    One buzz from Karasuma.\nThat's the signal that they've escaped.\n
[16:02] ---
    Hey, I want to go down the\nmountain and see the ocean.\n
[16:06] ---
    Won't someone drive me down there?\n
[16:08] ---
    Me! Me me me! Pick me!
[16:10] ---
    And so our big infiltration\nmission was completed\n
[16:14] ---
    with no one at the hotel the wiser.\n
[16:19] ---
    Terasaka?\n
[16:21] ---
    Thanks for calling out to me back then.\n
[16:24] ---
    I was about to make the wrong move.\n
[16:26] ---
    Pfft.\n
[16:27] ---
    One less student'd make it that\nmuch harder to kill that octopus.\n
[16:34] ---
    Yeah. Sorry.\n
[16:38] ---
    We went back to our hotel,\nwhere everyone was waiting\n
[16:41] ---
    and told them it was going to be okay.\n
[16:44] ---
    We slept like logs,\neach with our own exhaustion,\n
[16:48] ---
    and when we awoke, it was\nevening on the next day.\n
[16:59] ---
    That was one crazy day.\n
[17:02] ---
    I'm just glad we got through it in one piece.\n
[17:04] ---
    You were the one in the most danger, Nagisa.\n
[17:08] ---
    Sorry.\n
[17:09] ---
    You do get into sticky spots now\nand then. We worry, you know!\n
[17:15] ---
    Good morning! Or should I say "evening"?\n
[17:18] ---
    Feeling better?\n
[17:19] ---
    Yes, thanks to everyone!\n
[17:20] ---
    I see everyone's in their school jerseys.\n
[17:22] ---
    We're the only guests,\nand these are nice and comfy.\n
[17:25] ---
    And it'd be cruel to have to think up\na whole new day's worth of outfits.\n
[17:29] ---
    Say what?\n
[17:31] ---
    So Koro Sensei's in there?\n
[17:33] ---
    Yeah. It's not like it's going to work,\n
[17:35] ---
    but he's in there nice and tight\nso we can kill him when he reverts.\n
[17:38] ---
    Mr. Karasuma has been leading\nthe charge, without a rest.\n
[17:41] ---
    He shows no signs of fatigue. Amazing!\n
[17:44] ---
    He really is. Wonder if we'll be\nas awesome as him in ten years.\n
[17:49] ---
    Who knows?\n
[17:50] ---
    Professor Bitch may not look\nlike it, but she's great, too.\n
[17:54] ---
    So were the assassins we met at the hotel.\n
[17:56] ---
    Those moves mastered through\nlong years of experience,\n
[17:59] ---
    --Go, me.\n--their sound ideas about their work...\n
[18:01] ---
    --Gimme a max potion.\n--their sound ideas about their work...\n
[18:02] ---
    --No, hm.\n--their sound ideas about their work...\n
[18:03] ---
    Then there are people like Takaoka who I don't want to turn into.
[18:08] ---
    We follow people we admire and\nleave behind the ones we reject.\n
[18:13] ---
    Growing up is probably just\ndoing that over and over again.\n
[18:21] ---
    He exploded!\n
[18:23] ---
    Did we get him?!\n
[18:25] ---
    But...\n
[18:27] ---
    we already more or less knew the answer.\n
[18:32] ---
    You suffered so much\non account of my cowardice.\n
[18:35] ---
    But you battled enemies and\na virus--and did a fine job, too.\n
[18:42] ---
    Good morning, Koro Sensei.\n
[18:44] ---
    --You're just not the same without your tentacles.\n--'Morning!\n
[18:47] ---
    Yes, good morning. Now let's enjoy\nthe rest of our trip, shall we?\n
[18:52] ---
    You bet!\n
[18:53] ---
    But we're going back tomorrow morning.\n
[18:56] ---
    What's that?! I haven't\nenjoyed myself nearly enough,\n
[18:59] ---
    having spent so much of the trip\nin my Absolute Defense Form!\n
[19:02] ---
    Aren't you chipper.
[19:03] ---
    This is a one-time thing:\n
[19:05] ---
    "We Love Summer!"\nsummer camp with my students!\n
[19:08] ---
    We can't waste a single second!\n
[19:11] ---
    What are you doing?!\n
[19:12] ---
    You just said not to waste a single second.\n
[19:17] ---
    Ah, yes, Karma. Wait until\nyour target lets down his--\n
[19:20] ---
    Hey hey hey!\n
[19:22] ---
    I thought this might be\nour chance to do him in.\n
[19:24] ---
    Want to take a shot, Nagisa?\n
[19:27] ---
    We've got to make the\nmost of the time we have!\n
[19:30] ---
    I'm all for that!\n
[19:31] ---
    Here goes!\n
[19:33] ---
    --Over here!\n--Wait up!\n
[19:35] ---
    Since I'm feeling better and all...\n
[19:37] ---
    You had that on underneath?\n
[19:39] ---
    I don't!\n
[19:40] ---
    Ha!\n
[19:41] ---
    Eek! Now you've done it!\n
[19:43] ---
    Lemme at 'em!\n
[19:46] ---
    Hooray! Me too, me too!\n
[19:49] ---
    Sure!\n
[19:54] ---
    Wait, I'm just going to\nswell right up, aren't I?!\n
[19:56] ---
    Tch!\n
[19:57] ---
    He noticed.\n
[19:58] ---
    That's right--this is it:\n
[20:00] ---
    This is what summer is all about!
[20:03] ---
    Hey, me too!\n
[20:04] ---
    Let me--\n
[20:05] ---
    Die!\n
[20:06] ---
    So tiny!\n
[20:07] ---
    Now, students, there'll be fireworks after this!\n
[20:10] ---
    Don't forget to play with me, too!\n
[20:13] ---
    That octopus...\n
[20:15] ---
    Mr. Karasuma, should we start heading out?\n
[20:19] ---
    Yes, please do.\n
[20:20] ---
    Hang on!\n
[20:22] ---
    You're not working on the concrete?\n
[20:25] ---
    If you're heading to the beach, invite me, too!\n
[20:28] ---
    What a swimsuit!\n
[20:29] ---
    What desperation.\n
[20:30] ---
    Shut it, you brats!\n
[20:32] ---
    Hey, Karasuma, what do you say?\n
[20:35] ---
    Let's leave these kids\nbehind and check out that--\n
[20:38] ---
    Whatever.\n
[20:39] ---
    You really are a bitch.
[20:41] ---
    I beg your pardon!\n
[20:43] ---
    You twerps've been getting\nawfully cheeky lately!\n
[20:46] ---
    Don't you mess with me, brats!\n
[20:49] ---
    You done good.\n
[21:00] ---
    The E-for-End Class is\nthe assassination classroom.\n
[21:03] ---
    We are killers,\n
[21:05] ---
    and our target is our teacher.\n
[21:10] ---
    "Roll Book"\n
[21:12] ---
    Good morning, class.\n
[21:15] ---
    Time for a second term full of hard work\n
[21:17] ---
    in studying and assassination both!\n
[21:20] ---
    It's ours and Koro Sensei's,\nthis assassination classroom.\n
[21:25] ---
    Another day, another class bell rings!\n
[21:42] ---
    *The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage *
[21:50] ---
    *On the backs of closed eyelids *
[21:56] ---
    *With notebook and pen in my leather bag *
[22:01] ---
    *C'mon, let's go walking *
[22:06] ---
    *I draw and I draw *
[22:10] ---
    *But they don't get any neater *
[22:12] ---
    *There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen *
[22:18] ---
    *I still remember the shooting star *
[22:25] ---
    *I saw last night--I was waiting for... *
[22:33] ---
    *Hello, shooting star *
[22:35] ---
    *Hello, shooting star again *
[22:38] ---
    *She's been waiting *
[22:39] ---
    *That dreaming girl has been here *
[22:44] ---
    *All this time, ah ah *
[22:50] ---
    *Just like she was that day, ah ah *
[22:56] ---
    *Shine again *