9 - Troubles of a Fake Foreigner | A Dutchey Wife | Genetic Engineering

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SIGN    Troubles of a Fake Foreigner
[01:33] Sensei
    Okay, let's call it a day.
[01:35] Sensei
    We're going to have a quiz next class.
[01:37] Sensei
    Be sure to memorize the
    words we worked on today.
[01:49] Olivia
    Seriously, those two never say
    a word when we're in class.
[01:55] Olivia
    And thanks to that...
[01:56] Girl A
    Olivia-san.
[01:58] Girl A
    Hey, have you gotten used to Japanese yet?
[02:00] Olivia
    S-Slowly.
[02:03] Olivia
    People still think I don't
    speak Japanese fluently.
[02:06] Girl B
    She's gotten a bit better
    than in the beginning, right?
[02:09] Girl A
    Yeah, yeah.
[02:09] Girl A
    Oh, and there's something I wanted you
    to help us with from class today...
[02:13] Olivia
    Again!
[02:15] Olivia
    N-Native English and exam English
    might be a bit different.
[02:20] Girl B
    Really?
[02:21] Olivia
    So you're better off asking the teacher.
[02:24] Girl A
    Okay, we'll do that.
[02:26] Girl B
    Thanks.
[02:29] Olivia
    Hanako! Hanako! Hanako!
[02:32] Hanako
    Olivia...
[02:33] Hanako
    It's break time. Let me sleep.
[02:34] Olivia
    Wait, wait!
[02:36] Olivia
    Talk to me more!
[02:38] Olivia
    People have gotten used to the
    idea that I'm not fluent in
[02:40] Olivia
    Japanese because you're always sleeping!
[02:41] Hanako
    Who cares?
[02:42] Hanako
    Is there something wrong with that?
[02:43] Olivia
    There is!
[02:44] Olivia
    This whole thing about me
    being deficient in Japanese
[02:46] Olivia
    has made my entire school life a total pain!
[02:48] Olivia
    Could you please tell
    everyone the truth, Hanako?
[02:51] Hanako
    How?
[02:53] Olivia
    How?
[02:54] Olivia
    Like, go into that group of
    popular girls and be, like,
[02:57] Olivia
    "Hey, did you know? Olivia-chan's
    apparently totally fluent in Japanese."
[03:01] Olivia
    Casually start spreading rumors.
[03:02] Olivia
    They'd probably make it spread really fast.
[03:05] Hanako
    Asking me to do that is like asking me
    to jump from this second-floor window
[03:10] Hanako
    and land cleanly on my butt.
[03:13] Olivia
    What does that even mean?
[03:15] Hanako
    It means it's impossible.
[03:16] Olivia
    I wish she wouldn't use an example
    that seems weirdly possible for her.
[03:19] Olivia
    Just help me out, please! Do something!
[03:22] Hanako
    Jeez, now break time's over.
[03:25] N
    And then what happened?
[03:27] [SONG] ---
    Functions of the female body
[03:29] Olivia
    I shouldn't have come up with such an idea...
[03:33] (Flashback) Olivia
    N-Nice to meet you.
[03:36] (Flashback) Olivia
    I can't wait to get to know everyone better.
[03:41] (Flashback) Olivia
    N-Niced to meeted you.
[03:44] Olivia
    I tensed up and said that totally wrong!
[03:48] (Flashback) Sensei
    Okay, Olivia-san, please take
    that empty seat over there.
[03:51] (Flashback) Olivia
    Okay.
[03:52] (Flashback) Sensei
    Oh, Honda-san, since she's your neighbor,
[03:54] (Flashback) Sensei
    I want you to teach her about the
    school after classes are over.
[03:57] (Flashback) Olivia
    Th-Thank you.
[04:04] (Flashback) Text/Hanako
    I refuse!
SIGN    I refuse <3
[04:08] (Flashback) Text/Hanako
    Wait, I meant to say I'll give you refuge!
[04:12] (Flashback) Text/Hanako
    I swear! Believe me you must!
[04:15] (Flashback) Olivia
    Why are you speaking so broken, too?
[04:16] (Flashback) Olivia
    I-I may be inadequate, but I shall show
    you around the school after classes.
[04:23] (Flashback) Olivia
    Your Japanese is very good, Olivia-san.
[04:28] (Flashback) Olivia
    Th-Thank you...
[04:32] Olivia
    This girl could be fun.
[04:35] Olivia
    I found me a new toy!
[04:39] Olivia
    I was so stupid for thinking that!
[04:42] Olivia
    Now everyone in class thinks that's who I am!
[04:46] Hanako
    Olivia's broken English act is funny.
    I wouldn't mind her keeping it up.
[04:51] Hanako
    But I guess if it's messing up her life,
    I should probably clarify things for her.
[04:56] Hanako
    I just came up with a good
    way to start a rumor!
SIGN    Olivia actually speaks really good Japanese, apparently!
[05:06] Hanako
    This is it!
[05:06] Hanako
    A pass-it-down letter!
[05:08] Hanako
    I'll just send it around and
    pretend it didn't come from me!
[05:11] Hanako
    I'm so smart!
[05:13] Hanako
    Hey, I just got this letter.
[05:15] Hanako
    Read it and pass it down.
[05:18] Girl A
    She could just use LINE if
    she wants to spread rumors.
[05:22] Girl A
    Huh, I never knew.
[05:24] Girl A
    Really, huh?
[05:26] Girl A
    Hey, read this and pass it down.
[05:28] Girl B
    Hey, I never knew.
[05:29] Girl B
    I think I'll try talking
    to her normally next time.
[05:32] Girl B
    Wait, Olivia-san sits in front of me, so...
[05:34] Girl B
    Read this and pass it down.
[05:36] Kasumi
    What's this?
[05:39] Kasumi
    Wh-Who wrote this?!
[05:42] Kasumi
    Olivia-san's worked so hard
    to maintain her persona!
[05:46] Kasumi
    Who the hell is trying to ruin it for her?!
SIGN    Olivia actually speaks really good Japanese, apparently!
[05:49] Kasumi
    Like that other time...
[05:51] (Flashback) Girl B
    You get perfect grades on
    your English exams, right?
[05:54] (Flashback) Olivia
    N-Not really.
[05:57] (Flashback) Olivia
    Normal English and exam English
    aren't always the same.
SIGN    Note: This is all she ever says
[06:03] N
    This is all she ever says.
[06:05] (Flashback) Girl B
    Really? For example?
[06:06] (Flashback) Olivia
    L-Like...
[06:09] (Flashback) Olivia
    Godzilla.
[06:12] Girl A
    That one's Japanese to begin with.
[06:14] Girl B
    Although you can make perfect sense of that.
[06:17] (Flashback) Olivia
    My eyes hurt!
[06:18] (Flashback) Olivia
    I have an owie in my eyesies!
[06:19] (Flashback) Olivia
    Sorry, I'm going to go poo!
[06:21] (Flashback) Girl B
    O-Okay.
[06:22] Kasumi
    "Olivia-san's pretty awesome!
[06:24] Kasumi
    She actually sounded like a foreigner."
[06:26] Kasumi
    ...or so they said.
[06:28] Kasumi
    And it's that character she put on that
    gave her a good amount of personal space.
[06:32] Kasumi
    If people find out she's fluent in Japanese,
[06:34] Kasumi
    and she ends up fitting in with everyone...
[06:36] Olivia
    Oh, sorry, the basketball club invited
    me, so I'm headed over there.
[06:40] Kasumi
    And then the Pastimers Club will be...
[06:47] Hanako
    I'm jealous of the popular kids.
[06:50] Kasumi
    Hell no!
[06:52] Kasumi
    I don't want to end my precious middle
    school life just staring at her melted face!
[06:57] Kasumi
    I like things the way they are!
[06:58] Kasumi
    I like things the way they are!
[06:59] Kasumi
    I need to put an end to this letter!
SIGN    Olivia actually speaks really good Japanese, apparently!
[07:03] Kasumi
    Should I not pass it down?
[07:04] Kasumi
    No, if it stops at me,
    I'll end up taking the heat.
[07:08] Kasumi
    All right, I'll rewrite it.
[07:11] Kasumi
    It should all work out
    if I play stupid later.
[07:14] Kasumi
    I have to make her seem like an
    unapproachable, highly-sought-after princess.
[07:19] Kasumi
    Um...
[07:21] Kasumi
    There.
[07:22] Kasumi
    Hey, could you read this and pass it down?
[07:29] Girl A
    Um, is this...
[07:30] Sensei
    You there.
[07:33] Sensei
    What is that?
[07:35] Kasumi
    Um...
[07:36] Sensei
    Let me see.
SIGN    Olivia is apparently fluent in Japlish!
SIGN    Olivia is apparently fluent in Lincos!
SIGN    Japlish
SIGN    Lincos
[07:43] Sensei
    Amazing.
[07:44] Sensei
    O-Olivia-san...
[07:47] Sensei
    Is this true?
[07:49] Sensei
    It's gotten even worse!
[07:52] Sensei
    I-It's not!
[07:53] Sensei
    It's a lie!
[07:55] Girl A
    Oh, it's not true?
[07:57] Girl A
    Too bad.
[07:58] Sensei
    Everyone, passing letters
    around during class is banned.
[08:02] Girl A
    Okay.
SIGN    Pastimers Club
[08:04] Hanako
    Why did you deny that earlier, Olivia?
[08:07] Kasumi
    Seriously.
[08:08] Kasumi
    I made you seem like a princess.
[08:11] Olivia
    Huh?
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
SIGN    A Dutchey Wife
[08:18] Girl A
    And so, Olivia-san
[08:19] Girl A
    will be representing our class in the
    school English speech contest next week.
[08:25] Girl A
    Applause, please.
[08:29] Olivia
    My life is over.
[08:34] Olivia
    What do I do?!
[08:36] Kasumi
    C-Congratulations.
[08:38] Olivia
    I'm screwed!
[08:39] Olivia
    Death is my only option!
[08:40] Hanako
    You had unanimous support thanks
    to the president's endorsement.
[08:44] Olivia
    Why didn't either of you stop them?
[08:46] Kasumi
    Well, I thought I should, but...
[08:49] Kasumi
    But everyone seemed happy, so I
    couldn't bring myself to bring it up.
[08:54] Kasumi
    I didn't have the courage.
[08:58] Kasumi
    I'm sorry, Olivia-san.
[09:00] Olivia
    It's okay, I get it.
[09:02] Olivia
    Don't be so hard on yourself.
[09:04] Kasumi
    Olivia-san...
[09:05] Olivia
    Why didn't you say anything, Hanako?
[09:08] Hanako
    Er, I did think I should stop them, too,
[09:12] Hanako
    but seeing the situation you caused
    for yourself get so out of hand...
[09:19] Hanako
    I was so busy trying not to laugh,
    I couldn't do anything else.
[09:24] Hanako
    You're like a peanut-brained animal
    that got caught in its own trap.
[09:28] Olivia
    I'm not forgiving you!
SIGN    Pfft
[09:32] Olivia
    What do I do?
[09:34] Olivia
    Please, what do I do?
[09:39] Hanako
    I think you should start studying now.
[09:44] Kasumi
    Th-That's right.
[09:45] Kasumi
    You still have time.
[09:47] Hanako
    Yeah.
[09:47] Hanako
    An honest effort never betrays you.
[09:49] Hanako
    Let's start now.
[09:52] Olivia
    Guys...
[09:58] Olivia
    I don't want to study!
[10:03] Olivia
    I don't want to do it!
[10:07] Hanako
    What is this kid, stupid?
[10:09] Kasumi
    Hey, but it's better than doing nothing.
[10:11] Olivia
    It's no use!
[10:12] Olivia
    It would only really take
    me from a one to a 1.5.
[10:15] Olivia
    A one can never become a nine!
[10:18] Hanako
    That's such a trashy thing to say,
    but I understand the reasoning.
[10:21] Olivia
    I want to take a shortcut.
[10:23] Olivia
    A week!
[10:24] Olivia
    I need a way to become fluent in a week!
[10:26] Kasumi
    I-I'd like to know, if there's such a way.
[10:28] Olivia
    So I do have no choice but to die!
[10:30] Hanako
    Hang on.
[10:32] Hanako
    Let's use my ultimate weapon, then.
[10:35] Hanako
    Calling Maeda...
[10:37] Maeda
    How may I serve you, Hanako-san?
[10:39] Hanako
    Stop popping up like that! You're
    going to give me a heart attack!
[10:42] Maeda
    Well, I do spend my life adhered to you.
[10:46] Hanako
    Wait, you aren't that surprised
    this time, Kasumi-san.
[10:50] Kasumi
    Well...
[10:52] Kasumi
    I could see him.
[10:53] Hanako
    No wonder you were sitting at a weird angle!
[10:57] Maeda
    I heard your discussion.
[10:59] Maeda
    Oh, yeah, so could you help?
[11:01] Maeda
    Also, creepy.
[11:02] Hanako
    Understood. And not creepy.
[11:03] N
    And then what happened?
[11:09] Kasumi
    What's this?
[11:10] Maeda
    A cutting-edge android, built by
    upgrading the robot Kouichi-kun,
[11:12] Maeda
    which Hanako-sama destroyed before.
[11:14] Maeda
    Olivia-Newton-Einstein.
[11:16] Hanako
    Huh?
[11:18] Hanako
    What's up, Olivia?
[11:20] Hanako
    Aren't you impressed?
[11:21] Olivia
    Um, so...
[11:23] Olivia
    Its face is a lot like
    the one Dad used to have.
[11:27] Kasumi
    Your father?
[11:30] Olivia
    He got in a huge fight with Mom about it.
[11:34] Olivia
    What was it?
[11:35] Olivia
    A derby doll?
[11:37] Maeda
    I don't think it looks alike.
[11:39] Hanako
    You know of it, Maeda?
[11:40] Maeda
    Yes.
[11:41] Maeda
    Your grandfather had several.
[11:43] Hanako
    It looks like those ones?
[11:44] Maeda
    Not at all.
[11:45] Maeda
    I absolutely didn't scan the faces of one
    of your grandfather's secret sx dolls.
[11:51] Olivia
    Wait!
[11:52] Olivia
    Why didn't you put more effort
    into making it, Maeda-chan?!
[11:55] Maeda
    It's your grandfather's favorite one.
[11:57] Hanako
    Hey, it looks enough like you, though.
[11:59] Olivia
    Hanako!
[12:00] Kasumi
    So how functional is it?
[12:02] Maeda
    Hanako-sama, say something to it in English.
[12:06] Hanako
    H-Hello.
[12:09] Hanako
    Whoa!
[12:11] Hanako
    It's actually Olivia's voice!
[12:12] Maeda
    Yes.
[12:13] Maeda
    Your grandfather is fluent in English,
[12:15] Maeda
    so I asked him to speak, and I
    modulated it with Olivia's voice.
[12:19] Hanako
    How are you?
[12:33] Hanako
    That's amazing! It's so fluent!
[12:35] Hanako
    It pronounces "six" perfectly!
[12:38] Kasumi
    Wow, Hanako-san, you can
    actually understand it!
[12:40] Kasumi
    Can you talk to it about anything?
[12:42] Maeda
    I've programmed it with all the words
    Grandfather knows, so yes, to an extent.
[12:46] Sensei
    Sorry I'm late, everyone.
[12:48] Sensei
    Huh?
[12:49] Sensei
    What's this?
[12:50] Hanako
    Sensei, look, isn't it awesome?
[12:52] Hanako
    Grandpa and Maeda built an Olivia
    that speaks perfect English.
[12:56] Sensei
    Huh.
[12:57] Sensei
    But aren't you competing, Olivia-san?
[12:59] Olivia
    No way.
[13:00] Olivia
    I don't want to study.
[13:01] Olivia
    This is good enough.
[13:02] Olivia
    It'll make everyone happy.
[13:04] Sensei
    B-But you might get better
    if you work hard enough.
[13:11] Sensei
    The hell! This person's so vulgar!
[13:13] Sensei
    D-Does it know any proper words?
[13:16] Hanako
    I've only programmed it with the
    slang that Grandfather knows.
[13:20] Hanako
    Did you just say slang?!
[13:22] Sensei
    Then we should be able to program it
    with this speech really quick, right?
[13:25] Hanako
    Right.
[13:26] Hanako
    We can start programming it
    with decent words, right?
[13:33] Sensei
    That's right.
[13:40] Hanako
    The android's become self-aware!
    It's asserting itself!
[13:43] Hanako
    What do we do?
[13:44] Kasumi
    What do we do now?
[13:45] Olivia
    I'll die.
[13:46] Hanako
    Olivia looks like the android!
[13:49] Sensei
    Okay.
[13:50] Sensei
    You don't have to.
[13:52] Sensei
    Calm down.
[13:58] Hanako
    So what do we do now, Sensei?
[14:00] Sensei
    We only have one option.
[14:02] N
    And so they had the best*
    English-speaker in class take over.
[14:08] Girl A
    Huh? Olivia-san hurt her throat?
    And I have to take over?
[14:12] Girl A
    Sure.
[14:13] Hanako
    We should have done this to begin with.
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
SIGN    Genetic Engineering
SIGN    Faculty Room
[14:21] Olivia
    I'm sorry, Sensei!
[14:25] Olivia
    I won't do it anymore!
    Please let me have it back.
[14:28] Sensei
    This is the fifth time you said
    you wouldn't do it anymore.
[14:32] Sensei
    School policy forbids you from
    bringing manga into school.
[14:35] Sensei
    I'm confiscating this.
[14:36] Sensei
    I've also contacted your parents.
[14:39] Olivia
    You already did?
[14:41] Sensei
    Yes, I called your home.
[14:43] Olivia
    But Mom and Dad are both at work.
[14:45] Sensei
    Your older brother responded
    as your guardian.
[14:49] Sensei
    He said he'd be here later to apologize.
SIGN    Pastimers Club
[14:54] Hanako
    Your brother's coming to school?
[14:57] Olivia
    Yeah.
[14:57] Kasumi
    I never knew you had an older brother.
[15:01] Olivia
    I can't help buying manga magazines along
    with lunch at the convenience store.
[15:06] Hanako
    You could leave it in the club
    room and read it during lunch.
[15:10] Olivia
    I can't help it. I keep
    wondering what happens next.
[15:12] Hanako
    Olivia's brother, huh?
[15:16] Hanako
    I wonder what he's like.
[15:17] Hanako
    He's hot! He must be hot!
[15:20] Hanako
    I have such high expectations.
[15:22] Hanako
    Crap, I can't calm down!
[15:26] Hanako
    He probably looks like DiCaprio.
[15:28] Hanako
    Hey, does your brother have
    a girlfriend or anything?
[15:34] Olivia
    I don't think he does.
[15:35] Hanako
    Score!
[15:36] Kasumi
    Is he in high school?
[15:38] Olivia
    Nah, he's quite a bit older than me.
[15:41] Olivia
    He graduated early from
    Mom's and Dad's college.
[15:45] Olivia
    He has two PhDs.
[15:47] Kasumi
    That's amazing.
[15:49] Olivia
    I never understand half of what he's saying.
[15:53] Olivia
    But he's so fun. I love him.
[15:59] Hanako
    I like that you two are so close.
[16:00] Olivia
    Really?
[16:01] Kasumi
    Yes.
[16:02] Kasumi
    I've never felt like that
    way about my sister.
[16:05] Hanako
    My brother's never said anything
    like that about me, either.
[16:08] Hanako
    Olivia's brother...
[16:10] Hanako
    This could be good!
[16:11] Hanako
    He probably has a good personality,
    if she's so attached to him.
[16:15] Hanako
    I wouldn't mind having
    Olivia call me "Onee-chan!"
[16:18] Hanako
    I'd like two children or so.
[16:22] N
    Hanako, 14-years-old, currently
    hammering out her wicked life plans.
[16:29] Olivia
    Hello?
[16:30] Olivia
    You're here already, Onii-chan?
[16:31] Olivia
    You're at the gate?
[16:34] Olivia
    The guard won't let you in?
[16:36] Olivia
    Okay, I'll come get you right now.
[16:38] Olivia
    Okay, so I'll be back.
[16:40] Hanako
    We'll come with you.
[16:42] Hanako
    Right, Kasumi-san?
[16:44] Hanako
    Olivia's brother is probably as good as 2D,
    so just think of him as an anime character.
[16:49] Kasumi
    I see.
[16:50] Kasumi
    So, like, guard x Onii-san.
[16:52] Hanako
    That's it.
[16:52] Hanako
    Caressing, entangled,
    squeezing, getting squeezed...
[16:56] Olivia
    There he is.
[16:57] Olivia
    He's with the guard over there.
[17:00] Olivia
    Onii-chan!
[17:04] Oniisan
    Olivia!
[17:05] Oniisan
    Strike down this barbarian!
[17:10] Olivia
    Onii-chan!
[17:12] Guard
    This guy's really your brother?!
[17:14] Oniisan
    That's what I kept telling you.
[17:16] Oniisan
    You pedestrian fool.
[17:19] Guard
    My apologies.
[17:20] Oniisan
    Oy vey.
[17:22] Oniisan
    This is why I despise the lower world.
[17:24] Olivia
    What's the "lower world"?
[17:26] [SONG] Hanako
    What is this?
[17:26] Hanako
    What is this?
[17:29] Kasumi
    H-Hanako-san, uh...
[17:32] Kasumi
    This might be a rude thought, but...
[17:36] Kasumi
    Are those two even related?
[17:38] Hanako
    That's it!
[17:38] Hanako
    Olivia!
[17:40] Kasumi
    Wait up, Hanako-san!
[17:41] Kasumi
    You can't just ask her directly.
[17:44] Kasumi
    It might be a delicate situation.
[17:46] Hanako
    But...
[17:47] Hanako
    All right, fine.
[17:48] Hanako
    I'll ask her subtly.
[17:50] Hanako
    Hey, hey, Olivia, did you adopt
    him from Akihabara or something?
[17:55] Kasumi
    Hanako-san!
[17:57] Olivia
    Wait, did you think we aren't related?
[18:00] Olivia
    People say that a lot these days.
[18:04] Oniisan
    What a silly question.
[18:05] Oniisan
    We are indeed bro and sis.
[18:07] Hanako
    But the color of your hair...
[18:09] Oniisan
    Flaunt not your ignorance, child
    with no knowledge of Mendel's law.
[18:13] Oniisan
    You would not be at all surprised
    if you were to consider our
[18:16] Oniisan
    father and mother's genes.
[18:18] Oniisan
    Behold, my pure blue eyes,
    same as my sister Olivia.
[18:30] Hanako
    He's right.
[18:31] Oniisan
    So, where be the faculty room?
[18:33] Olivia
    It's upstairs.
[18:34] Olivia
    I'll take you there. Follow me.
[18:39] Olivia
    What's wrong, Onii-chan?
[18:41] Olivia
    Are you tired?
[18:42] Oniisan
    No, I'm fine.
[18:46] Olivia
    The scent of middle school
    girls is so powerful,
[18:49] Olivia
    it gives me a tingle where
    I took an arrow to my knee.
[18:55] Oniisan
    Praise be to raw middle schoolers.
[18:58] Hanako
    Oh God, he's so gross!
[19:01] N
    And then what happened?
SIGN    Faculty Room
[19:02] Oniisan
    It is an honor to be in your presence.
[19:05] Oniisan
    I am but Olivia's humble older
    brother, at your service.
[19:07] Hanako
    Why does he talk like that?!
[19:09] Sensei
    Right...
[19:10] Sensei
    So you're Olivia's brother,
    from the phone call earlier.
[19:14] Sensei
    Huh?
[19:14] Sensei
    He seemed a lot more normal on the phone.
[19:17] Oniisan
    Is the magazine confiscated from
    Olivia still well in your keep?
[19:23] Sensei
    Oh, this one?
[19:25] [SONG] Text
    Weekly 
    Young Chokotto Comic
[19:25] Sensei
    Olivia-san brings it with her, no matter
    how many times she's told not to.
[19:29] Oniisan
    I sincerely apologize.
[19:31] Oniisan
    I intend to give her a more
    powerful scolding going forward.
[19:35] Oniisan
    So may I ask that this
    magazine is returned to us?
[19:39] Sensei
    No, I can't do that.
[19:41] Oniisan
    For mercy's sake...
[19:42] Sensei
    But, uh...
[19:44] Oniisan
    For mercy's sake!
[19:45] Oniisan
    I absolutely must read the rest of Mahou 
    Shoujo Pretty Kiss on Chokotto Comic!
[19:51] Oniisan
    I must find out if Pretty
    Kiss' friend, Frenchy Kiss,
[19:54] Oniisan
    who was captured by the evil
    Erotica Army, is safe or not!
[20:02] Hanako
    It was as though the silence had
    frozen in place for all eternity.
[20:07] Hanako
    "Why not buy another copy?"
[20:10] Hanako
    "Couldn't you buy a copy online
    if you're too embarrassed to?"
[20:12] Hanako
    Those were the words that had been
    awaiting release at my throat,
[20:15] Hanako
    but having seen him here,
[20:17] Hanako
    at his younger sister's school,
    kissing the floor as he pleads,
[20:20] Hanako
    it was no longer clear to me
    that it would be appropriate.
[20:23] Hanako
    These must have been the thoughts
    flowing through our minds that day.
[20:30] N
    Excerpt from "Hanako's Magnificent
    Life," Hakusensha Publishing.
[20:35] Sensei
    All right, fine.
[20:36] Sensei
    I'll give it back.
[20:38] Hanako
    Sensei probably didn't want to
    have anything to do with this.
SIGN    Play
[20:41] N
    And then what happened?
[20:42] Hanako
    Good for you, Olivia-san.
[20:42] [SONG] Text
    Faculty Room
[20:45] Olivia
    Yeah.
[20:46] Olivia
    Sorry, though, Onii-chan.
[20:48] Oniisan
    Such humiliation is in fact a
    treat, for Pretty Kiss' sake.
[20:53] Oniisan
    Besides, I got to make acquaintances
    with raw middle schoolers.
[20:56] Oniisan
    It's not terrible, descending to
    the lower world once in a while.
[21:01] Oniisan
    Miss Hanako, Miss Kasumi, may I ask
    that we exchange LINE contacts?
[21:05] Hanako
    It's too awkward to say no!
[21:07] Hanako
    All right, fine.
[21:10] Kasumi
    I have an old school phone,
    so I don't have LINE.
[21:13] Hanako
    No fair, Kasumi-san!
SIGN    That evening
[21:16] Oniisan
    Hanako-san, good evening,
    this is Olivia's brother.
[21:21] Oniisan
    Thank you for your help this day.
[21:24] Hanako
    Olivia's onii-chan's messaging me already.
[21:27] Hanako
    "Hello, no problem."
[21:29] Oniisan
    It is as though I am dreaming, having
    met such a beautiful woman as you.
[21:35] Oniisan
    My sister is still immature.
[21:37] Oniisan
    She may well cause the two of
    you much trouble going forward.
[21:41] Oniisan
    If there is ever anything you need,
    please feel free to come talk to me.
[21:46] Oniisan
    Even if the whole world becomes
    your enemy, I shall be your ally.
SIGN    The next day
[21:57] Hanako
    Hey, your brother's pretty
    badass when he's in the phone.
[22:02] Kasumi
    *"In the phone"?
[22:04] Oniisan
    Want to see more pictures
    I got of him in my phone?
[22:07] Hanako
    Don't show me his whole body!