8 - Gotta "Catch" 'em All! | Divine Revelation | The Evil Sugoroku Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Gotta "Catch" 'em All! [01:38] Hanako     Olivia's playing that game. [01:40] Hanako     Are there any monsters in     this classroom, though? [01:42] Hanako     Olivia, is that any fun? [01:44] Olivia     Yeah. [01:45] Hanako     I haven't installed it yet. [01:47] Olivia     This game's popular in my country right now. [01:50] Hanako     In your country, too, huh? [01:52] Hanako     That's amazing. [01:53] Hanako     It really is popular worldwide. [01:55] Olivia     It is. [01:56] Olivia     Bactéri Go is so fun. [02:00] Hanako     What game is Olivia playing, exactly? [02:03] Hanako     That's not the one where you     collect monsters and stuff, is it? [02:07] Olivia     Huh? Monsters? [02:08] Olivia     Nah, it's a game where you collect the     bacteria that's crawling all around you. [02:16] Olivia     Oh yeah? [02:17] Olivia     It's popular worldwide? I never knew. [02:19] Olivia     That's kind of cool, since     it was made in my country. [02:22] Hanako     I don't think it's popular anywhere else. [02:27] Olivia     But the bacteria drawings are so cute. [02:30] Hanako     So how does the game work? [02:32] Olivia     Um... [02:33] Olivia     You put your phone up like this. [02:37] Olivia     I found some around your desk, Hanako. [02:41] Olivia     I got a cute one! [02:44] Olivia     Really? What did you get? [02:45] Olivia     Black mold from around the     lip of your water bottle. [02:49] Hanako     That's not real, is it? [02:50] Hanako     That's a virtual thing to     make the game fun, right? [02:54] Olivia     This is a cutting edge     smartphone from my country. [02:56] Olivia     It has a bacteria detection feature. [02:59] Hanako     Say what? [02:59] Hanako     Why do they have such an excessively     useless high-tech feature on it? [03:02] Olivia     Don't worry, though. [03:05] Olivia     I caught it in my phone. [03:07] Olivia     Got it! [03:10] Hanako     Hey, does it have a sanitizing feature? [03:16] Olivia     Got placebo effect? [03:18] Hanako     That doesn't work! [03:19] Hanako     Seriously, all it did was let me     know there's bacteria everywhere! [03:23] Hanako     I just feel even worse! [03:25] Olivia     What? Just wash it. [03:27] Kasumi     Hey, sorry I'm late. [03:29] Hanako     Kasumi-san, hear me out! [03:30] Hanako     Olivia's collecting bacteria     from all over the classroom! [03:35] Hanako     Wait, Kasumi-san, don't go! [03:37] Hanako     Don't leave me! [03:38] Hanako     So yeah, that's what happened. [03:40] Kasumi     Oh, I see, it's a game. [03:44] Olivia     I wonder what kind of bacteria     are on your desk, Kasumi. [03:53] Hanako     Wait, Olivia, what the hell are you doing?! [03:55] Olivia     I couldn't find a single bacterium, [03:57] Olivia     so I thought they might show     up if I drooled or something. [03:59] Hanako     No, no! [04:00] Hanako     You can't give up on your     humanity just for a game! [04:02] Olivia     I bet you'd all do the same thing. [04:04] Kasumi     I sterilize my desk with alcohol. [04:07] Hanako     You sterilize your desk?! [04:09] Hanako     Are you a germophobe? [04:10] Olivia     Whose side are you on, Hanako? [04:12] Olivia     I guess I'll just give Hanako's     black mold a name for now. [04:16] Hanako     Call it Maeda. [04:17] Olivia     Sure. [04:18] Kasumi     What exactly is Maeda-san to Hanako-san? [04:20] Olivia     I bet there's a lot around you, Hanako. [04:23] Olivia     And not just on your water bottle. [04:24] Hanako     My desk's decently clean, too! [04:26] Olivia     That notebook and writing mat     look pretty suspicious, though. [04:32] Hanako     Why would this be dirty? [04:34] Hanako     It's my favorite Boys School Wars mat! [04:37] Olivia     Okay. [04:39] Kasumi     Let's see. [04:44] Kasumi     Hanako-san... [04:45] Kasumi     Did you take a dump on your writing mat? [04:47] Hanako     What the hell kind of question is that?! [04:50] Hanako     What do I need to have done to my head     to want to squat over my writing mat? [04:53] Kasumi     But, like... [04:54] Olivia     I got fecal bacteria from your writing mat. [05:00] Hanako     My cat was making weird     motions on my mat a lot. [05:04] (Flashback) Hanako     So cute! [05:07] (Flashback) Hanako     Maeda, Ken-chan, look! [05:08] (Flashback) Hanako     It's so cute! [05:10] Hanako     I probably should have been stopping it! [05:13] Hanako     Uh, it wasn't me, but it     might have been wiped. [05:16] Kasumi     By whom?! [05:17] Hanako     My cat. [05:18] Olivia     Can I check all your stuff, then, Hanako? [05:21] Hanako     Go ahead. [05:22] Hanako     Check everything, please. [05:24] Olivia     Found some. [05:25] Olivia     Here, too. [05:26] Olivia     It's a new species! [05:29] Olivia     Thank you, Hanako! [05:33] Hanako     I'm glad you're happy, Olivia. [05:37] Kasumi     Um, Hanako-san, can I sterilize     everything you own later? [05:41] Kasumi     And Olivia-san, please wash your     hands when you're done playing. [05:47] Kasumi     I guess we should head home. [05:48] Hanako     Yeah. [05:50] Hanako     Olivia, you forgot your phone. [05:53] Hanako     You left the game open, too. [05:55] Olivia     Oh, right. [05:58] Olivia     Sorry, I blanked out. [05:59] Olivia     Thanks. [06:02] Hanako     Hey, what's the exclamation mark things? [06:05] Olivia     That's when there's a lot of bacteria! [06:07] Olivia     Where? Where? [06:11] Hanako     Over there. [06:12] Kasumi     Couldn't you lie a little better?! [06:13] Olivia     Really? [06:15] Olivia     Oh, you're right. [06:17] Olivia     On your cheek. [06:19] Kasumi     It's from when she was rubbing     the mat against her face. SIGN    Asobi Asobase SIGN    Divine Revelation [06:29] Hanako     I went clothes shopping with     Olivia and Kasumi-san... [06:34] Hanako     But why did I buy this? [06:39] Hanako     Why does it look so pretty when it's at     the store, but so disappointing at home? [06:45] Hanako     Why does the shop staff's magic     words of "It looks so good on you" [06:49] Hanako     wear off when you get home? [06:52] Hanako     Someone intelligent, please tell me. [06:57] Hanako     I know, Kasumi-san! [06:59] Hanako     She encouraged me! [07:01] Hanako     I have to call Kasumi-san! [07:04] Kasumi     Hello? Hanako-san? [07:07] Hanako     Hey, Kasumi-san... [07:09] Hanako     The shopping trip today... [07:12] Kasumi     That was fun. [07:13] Kasumi     Let's go again. [07:14] Kasumi     I've never gone clothes shopping     with my friends before. [07:17] Hanako     Hey... [07:19] Hanako     The clothes I bought... [07:21] Hanako     They weren't weird, were they? [07:25] Hanako     Hey, why did you say "it's nice"? [07:34] Kasumi     What's happening right now? [07:37] Kasumi     B-Back at the shop? [07:40] Hanako     Yeah. [07:41] Hanako     Back at the shop. [07:43] Hanako     I asked, "What do you think?" remember? [07:47] Kasumi     Oh yeah... [07:49] (Flashback) Hanako     Hey, Kasumi-san, what do you think of this? [07:51] Kasumi     Crazy. [07:53] (Flashback) Hanako     What do you think? [07:54] (Flashback) Kasumi     W-Well... [07:57] Kasumi     Hanako-san seems to like it [08:00] (Flashback) Kasumi     I-I think it's nice. [08:02] Kasumi     Or so I said, but... [08:04] Hanako     You were like... [08:07] Hanako     "You look so good. I think you could     get any guy in the world wearing that. [08:11] Hanako     You'll be balling. Buy it, dude." [08:14] Hanako     Remember? [08:16] Kasumi     How is her memory so distorted?! [08:18] Kasumi     She got everything wrong except "I think." [08:20] Kasumi     Hang on. [08:21] Kasumi     Her memory's really distorted, which means... [08:24] Kasumi     U-Uh... [08:27] Kasumi     I don't think I was the one who said that. [08:30] Kasumi     I was in the washroom at the time. [08:34] Kasumi     It was actually Olivia-san     that was in the washroom. [08:39] Hanako     Then who said that? [08:43] Hanako     Olivia? [08:47] Kasumi     Yes. [08:54] Hanako     Sorry, I made a mistake. [08:56] Hanako     I'll ask Olivia. [09:02] Kasumi     Forgive me! [09:06] Olivia     Hey, Hanako, what's up? [09:08] Hanako     Hey, about the clothes I bought today... [09:12] Olivia     What did you end up buying? [09:13] Olivia     I want to see. [09:14] Olivia     Send me pictures. [09:15] Hanako     Huh? [09:16] Hanako     O-Okay. [09:19] Olivia     Here we go. [09:22] Olivia     It's so cute! [09:23] Olivia     Onii-chan, look! [09:25] Hanako     Olivia, stop! [09:28] Hanako     What are they talking about? [09:30] Olivia     My brother says that the silhouette makes you [09:34] Olivia     look like you're wearing     virgin killer clothes! [09:38] Hanako     I kill them wearing these clothes? [09:40] Hanako     Virgins? [09:41] Hanako     Virgins specifically? [09:43] Hanako     Virgins? [09:45] Hanako     Did they do something wrong? [09:48] Hanako     They've angered God because they aren't     trying to propagate the species? [09:53] Hanako     Wait, I'm going to look it up. [09:54] Olivia     Look what up? [09:55] Hanako     Wait, hold on. [09:57] Hanako     Every living thing is born a virgin. [10:00] Hanako     Then do you anger God when you're     a virgin over a certain age? [10:05] Hanako     The oldest new father in the world... [10:07] Hanako     Ninety-six years old, in India. [10:10] Hanako     Amazing. [10:11] Hanako     Which means, even if you lost your virginity     at 96, you can preserve your species. [10:18] Hanako     So is it God's wish that     I kill all virgins 97 or older? [10:26] Hanako     Could I even tell who they are? [10:29] Hanako     No, I don't think I could. [10:32] Hanako     Since I'm looking it up right now,     I should look up "virgin killer clothes." [10:36] Hanako     I don't want to see gory pictures, though. [10:39] Olivia     Wait, Hanako, do you know what     "virgin killer clothes" are? [10:43] Olivia     You should look it up. [10:44] Hanako     I-Is it safe? [10:46] Olivia     Huh? Yeah. SIGN    The newest in virgin killer clothes Virgin killer clothes... "Virgin killer clothes" viral on social media Everyday fashion... [10:48] Hanako     Huh? It's all cute pictures. SIGN    Tried wearing "virgin killer clothes" for a week Virgin killer clothes... All the buzz about virgin killer clothes Virgin killer clothes with the newest accessories [10:53] Hanako     It's the Specially Designated Secrets Act! [10:55] Hanako     Or a Freemason conspiracy! [10:58] Olivia     Hey, let's hit up Harajuku wearing that. [11:01] Olivia     My brother says you can hunt some virgins. [11:03] Hanako     Harajuku's in a Mad Max situation already?! [11:08] Hanako     I haven't seen any news about virgins     being killed in Harajuku, though. [11:14] Hanako     The government is meddling with the media! [11:17] Hanako     Is this what they call "state     control of information"? [11:21] Hanako     Is it safe for civilians to go? [11:24] Olivia     Sure it is. [11:25] Olivia     Let's go, let's go. [11:26] Olivia     I'll wear something cute, too. [11:29] Olivia     Kasumi could probably kill them     instantly, wearing something like this. [11:31] Olivia     I bet she could really show off her boobs. [11:34] Hanako     I have a feeling Kasumi-san     knows a lot about survival. [11:38] Hanako     Like, long-range sniping. [11:40] Olivia     Like a cupid, you mean? [11:41] Hanako     Huh? Yeah. [11:43] Hanako     We won't get convicted for killing virgins? [11:46] Olivia     "They stole your heart." [11:49] Olivia     Or something like that. We're heart thieves. [11:51] Hanako     We're stealing their hearts? [11:53] Hanako     What violent girlfriends! [11:55] Hanako     I never knew... [11:57] Hanako     I thought we lived in a peaceful world. [12:00] Olivia     Hanako? [12:02] Hanako     I'll do it. [12:04] Hanako     If God wills it, [12:07] Hanako     I'll kill virgins. [12:10] Hanako     So should I use a knife? [12:15] Olivia     What's she talking about? SIGN    Asobi Asobase SIGN    The Evil Sugoroku [12:25] Hanako     What are you up to, Olivia? [12:28] Olivia     I'm actuallyreally good at Memory. [12:34] Hanako     You're so stupid. [12:36] Hanako     You need to have good memory to play Memory. [12:40] Hanako     Why would you be good at it when     you can't even study at all? [12:43] Olivia     Just watch! [12:45] Olivia     Here I go. [12:46] Olivia     This one and this one. [12:48] Olivia     This and this. [12:50] Olivia     This and this. [12:52] Olivia     This and this. [12:53] Olivia     This and this. [12:54] Olivia     This and this. [12:55] Olivia     This and this. [12:56] Olivia     This and this. [12:57] Olivia     This and... this. [13:05] Olivia     Yay, I got them all on my first try! [13:07] Olivia     I'm awesome, right? [13:08] Olivia     I have pretty good memory, don't you think? [13:12] Hanako     Did that even have anything     to do with memory? [13:16] Hanako     Kasumi-san, want to go pee together? [13:20] Kasumi     O-Okay. [13:22] Hanako     You saw that, right? [13:24] Kasumi     Yes, it was amazing. [13:26] Hanako     What do you think? [13:28] Kasumi     She was lucky, or something? [13:31] Hanako     Do you really think that's all? [13:32] Kasumi     But there's no other explanation. [13:35] Hanako     Y-You're right. [13:37] Hanako     Let's test to see if     she's really lucky, then. [13:40] Kasumi     How? [13:41] Hanako     With the ultimate game of chance... [13:45] Hanako     The sugoroku! [13:48] Olivia     We're going to play sugoroku now? [13:50] Olivia     It's going to take a while, isn't it? [13:51] Hanako     Is it? [13:52] Kasumi     I-It's Hanako-san's hand-made sugoroku. [13:54] Kasumi     It could be fun. [13:56] Hanako     It is. [13:57] Hanako     My hand-made games are a little different. [13:59] Hanako     Every cell has a penalty! SIGN    Wrap a necktie around your head Finish ice cream in a single bite Read Kasumi-san's novel out loud Drink a pack of extra spicy curry Imitate a body builder [14:03] Olivia     So dirty! [14:05] Kasumi     Is Hanako-san even thinking about     the fact that she's playing, too? [14:08] Hanako     Okay, let's decide who goes first     by playing rock-paper-scissors. [14:10] Hanako     Rock, paper, scissors! [14:11] Olivia     Yay, I'm first! [14:13] Hanako     She's lucky. [14:14] Kasumi     I know, right? [14:15] Olivia     Here I go. [14:19] Olivia     I only get one? [14:21] Hanako     Huh? [14:21] Kasumi     Huh? [14:22] Olivia     One is... SIGN    Chug a fizzy drink Make pig noises SIGN    Start [14:26] Olivia     P-Pig? [14:30] Olivia     Oink... [14:33] Hanako     Shit, that's cute. [14:35] Hanako     You're clear. [14:36] Kasumi     Hanako-san just clicked her tongue. [14:38] Olivia     This is way too hard right off the bat! [14:40] Kasumi     Okay, next... [14:42] Kasumi     Four... [14:44] Hanako     Let's see... [14:45] Hanako     Pretend to be a dog peeing on a power pole. [14:49] Kasumi     I-I can be a female, right? [14:51] Hanako     No, it's the males that pee on power     poles with one leg up, remember? [15:00] Olivia     Um, Kasumi, you can do something     else instead, you know... [15:05] Hanako     Let's do her the kindness of watching     her spirited peeing performance. [15:13] Kasumi     Tinkle, tinkle... [15:15] Hanako     Well done, Kasumi-san, good job. [15:19] Hanako     You're clear. [15:21] Kasumi     H-Hanako-san... [15:24] Kasumi     I don't want to play this sugoroku anymore! [15:27] Hanako     Oh, my. [15:28] Hanako     Kasumi-san, we're still on our first turn. [15:31] Hanako     We're just getting started. [15:34] Kasumi     Th-This is an evil sugoroku that     turns people into monsters! [15:37] Hanako     Okay, I'm up next. [15:41] Hanako     Six! [15:42] Olivia     Six! [15:43] Hanako     Six is... SIGN    Have your butt slapped by the other two [15:48] Olivia     Uh, Hanako, that's... [15:51] Kasumi     That's got to be the worst one! [15:55] Hanako     Hurry up and do it. [15:57] Kasumi     I don't want to be the one to do it, either! [15:59] Olivia     A-Are you sure? [16:02] Hanako     Yeah. [16:06] Olivia     Please don't make weird noises. [16:09] Hanako     But... [16:10] Hanako     Not even my dad has slapped me before. [16:13] Olivia     I-I believe you. [16:14] Olivia     Go ahead. [16:20] Hanako     Kasumi-san... [16:22] Hanako     You went easy on me, didn't you? [16:24] Kasumi     But... [16:25] Hanako     Don't! [16:26] Hanako     Hit me properly! [16:28] Kasumi     But... [16:28] Hanako     Do it! [16:30] Hanako     I'm already prepared! [16:33] Hanako     Make it sound really good! [16:36] Kasumi     Hanako-san... [16:38] Hanako     I'm kidding. [16:40] Hanako     I tried acting tough. [16:42] Hanako     I'm kidding. [16:43] Kasumi     I feel your resolve. [16:50] Hanako     My ass is destroyed! [16:53] Kasumi     And that's what you wanted, was it not? [16:56] Hanako     Okay, next, go ahead. SIGN    Crawl one lap around the hallway like a baby [17:08] Olivia     Please don't run into anyone... [17:09] Olivia     Please don't run into anyone... [17:11] Hanako     Olivia's crawling isn't     so much like a baby... [17:13] Hanako     ...as a cockroach. [17:16] Olivia     Crap, the student council president! [17:18] President     Olivia-san. [17:19] President     Perfect. [17:20] President     There was something I wanted to     ask you about the Pastimers Club. [17:23] President     You haven't submitted a proposal for your     cultural festival display, have you? [17:27] Olivia     Shoot, I don't know why I ran away. [17:29] President     Hold it. [17:31] President     Humans can travel faster on two     legs than on four, Olivia-san. [17:39] President     Give it up. SIGN    Pastimers Club [17:43] Kasumi     Over here. [17:51] Olivia     I was so scared, I could die. [17:54] Hanako     I bet. [17:55] Kasumi     Okay, next. SIGN    The next person     sits up like a dog      --Maeda [17:57] Kasumi     You're the next person, right, Hanako-san? [18:00] Kasumi     Apparently you're supposed to "chin chin." [18:02] Hanako     Did I ever write that?! [18:03] Hanako     No way, I don't remember writing that! [18:05] Kasumi     It's signed by Maeda-san. [18:07] Hanako     Damn it, Maeda! [18:09] Hanako     I asked him for help on one spot, [18:11] Hanako     but that's one of those things     that would get censored! [18:13] Hanako     Is "chin chin" the balls and the stick? [18:17] Hanako     Or is it just the stick? [18:18] Hanako     No way, that's way too dirty! [18:22] Hanako     I don't want to lose my purity yet! [18:24] Hanako     No, spare me! [18:30] Olivia     Isn't it "chin chin" as in,     "sit up and beg like a dog"? [18:32] Kasumi     Hey, just wondering... [18:34] Kasumi     Did you do some studying after that day? [18:36] Hanako     The Internet's just too useful. [18:40] Kasumi     Yeah. [18:41] Kasumi     It is, isn't it? [18:43] Olivia     Okay, do the chin chin. [18:45] Olivia     Okay, you're good. [18:46] Olivia     All right, next. [18:48] Kasumi     O-Okay. [18:49] Hanako     I'm going to make you both     suffer the same humiliation! [18:56] Olivia     No, you totally just screwed     yourself over there, Hanako! [19:00] N     And so the sugoroku game continued,     under Hanako's afflicting gaze. SIGN    Cry like a phoenix Make koala sounds Wrap a necktie around your head [19:07] Hanako     That's not good enough! [19:08] Kasumi     Wh-What do koalas sound like, again? [19:11] Olivia     Hang on, I'll find a video. [19:16] Olivia     She looks kind of happy! [19:24] Olivia     She looks like it didn't amuse her     as much as she thought it would! [19:27] N     A few turns later... [19:31] Olivia     Um, Sensei... [19:33] ---     Eh, what is it? SIGN    "Do English tongue twisters in front of a teacher" [19:35] Olivia     Peter popsicle, piccolo peephole,     whoa, bazinga, boobies! [19:40] Hanako     You're next, Kasumi-san. [19:41] Kasumi     No way! [19:42] Kasumi     You go first, please, Hanako-san. [19:44] Hanako     Sensei, look! [19:47] Hanako     Pretty Soldier Honda Hanako! SIGN    Do a Sailor Mon impression in front of a teacher [19:52] Hanako     In the name of justice... [19:55] Kasumi     Don't, you're going to get put in     jail for saying stuff like that! [19:58] Hanako     I punish... [20:05] Hanako     Sensei, don't look at me like that! [20:07] Hanako     It's way too awkward! [20:11] Sensei     Shoot, I froze up because she suddenly*     started calling herself a bishoujo. [20:16] Sensei     I see. [20:18] Sensei     They want me to play with them. [20:20] Sensei     All right. [20:21] Sensei     I'll make a proper reaction next time. [20:23] Kasumi     S-Sensei... SIGN    Fire a Kamehameha in front of a teacher [20:27] Kasumi     Ka... me... ha... me... [20:34] Kasumi     Ha! [20:35] Sensei     Here we go! [20:36] Sensei     I'll do it! [20:37] Sensei     I'll pretend I got hit! [20:38] Sensei     Hidebu! [20:42] Hanako     That sounded really bad. [20:46] Hanako     S-Sensei, are you okay?! [20:49] Kasumi     That definitely wasn't the right posture     for when you take a Kamehameha. [20:52] Kasumi     Th-Thank you, Sensei. [20:55] Hanako     You're so kind, Sensei. [20:57] Kasumi     Yes. [20:59] Sensei     I should go to the nurse's office. SIGN    Pastimers Club [21:04] Kasumi     I don't want to play this sugoroku anymore! [21:06] Hanako     Kasumi-san... [21:08] Hanako     I don't want to play anymore, either. [21:11] Hanako     How did this happen? [21:14] Kasumi     Well, you made it, Hanako. [21:16] N     And so they mustered what was     left of their strength... SIGN    Goal! SIGN    Goal! [21:21] Kasumi     Congrats on finishing first, Kasumi-san! [21:23] Kasumi     Thank you. [21:26] Hanako     Oh, Kasumi-san, let's go pee together. [21:31] Hanako     So hey, was Olivia lucky? [21:34] Kasumi     I don't know. [21:35] Kasumi     I don't think she had it any     less terrible than we did. [21:39] Hanako     Then the only other way she could     have won that memory game... [21:44] Kasumi     She has psychic powers? [21:47] Olivia     Oh yeah, I used magic trick     cards for that memory game. [21:53] Olivia     I thought I'd surprise those two, but they were     more surprised than I thought they'd be. [21:58] Olivia     Especially Hanako's face... [22:01] Olivia     Shoot, it makes me laugh     just thinking about it. [22:07] Hanako     She's doing a creepy laugh!