3 - A Battle That Must Be Won | Puppets | Betting My Life

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SIGN    A Battle That Must Be Won
SIGN    Pastimers Club
[01:35] Olivia
    Issei no se, two!
[01:38] Hanako
    I lost.
[01:40] Olivia
    You owe me a drink.
[01:42] Hanako
    Oh, fine.
[01:43] Kasumi
    Uh...
[01:45] Kasumi
    I don't think we should
    do that kind of thing.
[01:49] Olivia
    What kind of thing?
[01:51] Kasumi
    L-Like, penalties where the loser
    gets ordered to go do stuff.
[01:55] Kasumi
    I don't think it's good.
[01:57] Olivia
    You tried to make me teach
    you English at first, too.
[02:01] Kasumi
    N-No, I'm just saying it's bad to
    order people around to go do stuff.
[02:05] Hanako
    I don't mind, though.
[02:07] Kasumi
    No!
[02:08] Kasumi
    Hanako-san, it always starts off simple,
    but it can escalate before you know it!
SIGN    Pout
[02:15] Hanako
    Oh, shoot.
[02:18] Hanako
    Kasumi-san's just being nice, Olivia.
[02:21] Hanako
    It can get out of control and
    become vicious, you know?
[02:27] Olivia
    I-I never had that kind of intention.
[02:31] Olivia
    I just wanted to make it fun.
[02:34] Olivia
    But... Sorry.
[02:39] Kasumi
    Well, I killed the vibe, too.
[02:43] Kasumi
    Then you can choose a penalty, as long as
    it's not ordering people to go do stuff.
SIGN    Mweeeheehee
[02:53] Hanako
    She seems so happy.
[02:56] Olivia
    Oh, hey, there's a game penalty that's
    customary where my Mom and Dad are from.
[03:01] Hanako
    A penalty from your parents' country?
[03:03] Olivia
    Yeah.
[03:04] Kasumi
    What's the penalty?
[03:05] Olivia
    The loser has to sniff the winner's armpit.
[03:09] Hanako
    What the hell?!
[03:10] Hanako
    Is that really a custom where you're from?!
[03:12] Hanako
    It's not just something your family does?!
[03:14] Olivia
    No, it's not.
[03:15] Olivia
    It's a traditional thing in our culture.
[03:18] Hanako
    No way, I swear, it's only in your family.
[03:20] Hanako
    You can't turn it into something so grand.
[03:22] Kasumi
    I-I can't object to culture.
[03:25] Olivia
    Yay.
[03:25] Hanako
    Kasumi-san's a slave to culture!
[03:28] Olivia
    Okay, let's play issei no se.
[03:30] Hanako
    Fine.
[03:31] Olivia
    You first, Hanako.
[03:32] Hanako
    Issei no se... three!
[03:34] Hanako
    Yay, I win.
[03:36] Olivia
    What are you talking about?
[03:37] Olivia
    In this case, the winner takes the penalty.
[03:42] Hanako
    Fine, I'll sniff Kasumi-san's first.
[03:44] Kasumi
    I-I'll pass.
[03:47] Olivia
    You can't.
[03:48] Olivia
    You have to let Hanako take her penalty.
SIGN    Sniff
[03:53] Hanako
    It doesn't smell!
[03:58] Hanako
    You're okay, Kasumi-san.
    You didn't smell at all.
[04:02] Kasumi
    O-Okay.
[04:03] ---
    Okay, next!
SIGN    Sniff Sniff
SIGN    Apocrine sweat glands!
[04:08] Olivia
    Huh?
[04:09] Olivia
    What's apocrine?
[04:10] Kasumi
    Uh... You don't need to
    know if you don't already.
[04:13] Kasumi
    Huh? Why is Hanako-san making that motion?
[04:18] Hanako
    Now I know why my cat grinds
    its nose when Dad farts.
[04:23] Hanako
    It's when it's extreme.
[04:26] Hanako
    It's when it's extreme!
[04:28] Olivia
    D-Did I smell bad?
[04:32] Hanako
    Huh? No?
[04:34] Hanako
    No, I can't tell her!
[04:35] Hanako
    It's a fact too cruel for a
    lady's gentle heart to take!
[04:39] Hanako
    Meow.
[04:41] Hanako
    I'm pretending to be a kitty.
[04:42] Olivia
    Oh, really?
[04:44] Kasumi
    That was totally not a "meow" pose.
[04:47] Olivia
    Okay, round two.
[04:49] Olivia
    Oh, but no raising two fingers and
[04:52] Olivia
    saying "one" or raising one
    finger and saying "six."
[04:54] Hanako
    I have to win...
[04:55] Olivia
    I have to win this battle!
[04:58] Hanako
    Kasumi-san, let's form an alliance.
[05:00] Hanako
    The two of us both raise two fingers
    so we'll have at least four.
[05:05] Hanako
    Then, if we say either two
    or three, we won't lose.
[05:09] Kasumi
    R-Right.
[05:11] Kasumi
    Let's go with that.
[05:12] Kasumi
    I'd rather not get sniffed anymore,
    either, if I can avoid it.
[05:16] Kasumi
    Issei no se... three.
[05:20] Hanako
    Issei no se... two!
[05:25] Olivia
    Issei no se... five!
[05:30] Kasumi
    D-Dodged a bullet.
[05:34] Kasumi
    Kasumi-san, it's okay if Olivia
    has to take the penalty.
[05:40] Hanako
    Is she...
[05:42] Kasumi
    ...on to us?
[05:42] Kasumi
    No, but if we don't guess
    right, it doesn't matter.
[05:47] Kasumi
    Issei no se... three!
[05:50] Olivia
    You got it, Kasumi.
[05:52] Olivia
    Hanako-san...
[05:55] Olivia
    She's not raising any!
[05:57] Kasumi
    U-Unbelievable.
[06:00] Kasumi
    The friendship of a girl is more
    fragile than a microscope slide.
[06:03] Olivia
    Yay, you're taking the penalty, Kasumi.
[06:07] Kasumi
    You don't want to get
    sniffed, do you, Hanako-san?
[06:10] Hanako
    Grinding your nose is a good life lesson.
[06:18] Olivia
    Here you go, Kasumi.
[06:22] Kasumi
    U-Um...
[06:24] Kasumi
    Err...
[06:27] Kasumi
    I'm going to go buy drinks for the two of you.
[06:29] Kasumi
    So please spare me.
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
SIGN    Puppets
[06:37] Sensei
    This is a shopping scene.
[06:40] Sensei
    "Can I try it on?" is "Can I try it on?"
[06:44] Hanako
    Uh oh.
[06:46] Hanako
    The candy I ate during break
    period still hasn't melted.
[06:49] Hanako
    I can't chew it down now.
[06:51] Hanako
    But I guess it should be okay
    as long as I don't get picked.
[06:54] Sensei
    Let's see...
[06:55] Sensei
    Let's have you translate this to English.
[06:58] Sensei
    Honda-san.
[06:59] Hanako
    Okay.
[07:02] Hanako
    It's like she's doing it on purpose.
[07:04] Hanako
    I have to keep it under my tongue.
[07:06] Hanako
    I'll take you...
[07:09] Sensei
    Why does she have her jaw out?
[07:11] Hanako
    It's...
[07:12] [SONG] Text
    Clop
[07:15] Hanako
    S-Stay calm...
[07:18] Hanako
    Suck it in as you say "how much?"
    and put it back under your tongue.
SIGN    Clank
[07:27] Sensei
    H-Honda-san?!
[07:29] Sensei
    Are you okay, Honda-san?!
SIGN    Faculty Room
[07:32] Sensei
    Please don't eat candy during class.
[07:36] Hanako
    Okay.
[07:37] Sensei
    That was a close one.
[07:39] Hanako
    Yes.
[07:40] Hanako
    I'm sorry.
[07:43] Sensei
    I came to work at a girls' school
    because I was afraid of boys,
[07:47] Sensei
    but girls are scary, too.
[07:49] Sensei
    I avoided boys because I'm afraid
    of them, and now I'm still single.
[07:54] Sensei
    Almost all of the teachers at
    this girls' school are women.
[07:57] Sensei
    I don't have a chance to meet anyone.
[07:59] Sensei
    I wonder if I'm going to die alone.
[08:02] Sensei
    I get worried these days.
[08:04] Hanako
    Hey, Sensei, can I go to my club?
[08:07] Sensei
    Right.
[08:08] Sensei
    You're in the soft tennis
    club, right, Honda-san?
[08:11] Hanako
    No, I left the soft tennis club recently.
[08:14] Hanako
    I'm in the Pastimers Club.
[08:16] Sensei
    Pastimers?!
SIGN    Pastimers Club
[08:18] Sensei
    M-May I come with you?
[08:22] Hanako
    So I brought Sensei with me.
[08:24] Sensei
    Th-Thanks for having me.
[08:28] Kasumi
    Um...
[08:29] Kasumi
    Did it become such a big deal that
    a piece of candy nearly killed her?
[08:32] Olivia
    To be fair, I thought her mandrake
    shriek would kill me, too.
[08:37] Sensei
    Huh?
[08:38] Sensei
    Oh, no, it's not about that.
[08:39] Sensei
    The candy thing's fine now.
[08:41] Sensei
    You study pleasure seekers
    in this club, right?
[08:45] Olivia
    Huh?
[08:46] Kasumi
    Er, yeah.
[08:47] Sensei
    D-Do you do marriage matchmaking?
[08:52] Kasumi
    Err, no.
[08:54] Hanako
    Marriage matchmaking? Middle schoolers?
[08:55] Sensei
    So what do you do, then?
[08:58] Olivia
    Kendama.
[08:59] Kasumi
    Hagoita.
[09:00] Olivia
    We played issei no se, too.
[09:05] Sensei
    That sounds fun.
[09:09] Hanako
    She seems blatantly disappointed.
[09:12] Kasumi
    A-Are you looking to do matchmaking?
[09:15] Sensei
    Oh, err...
[09:17] Sensei
    Y-Yeah.
[09:19] Olivia
    Cute.
[09:20] Kasumi
    Cute.
[09:21] Hanako
    Squee!
[09:22] Sensei
    I've been at girls' schools
    ever since preschool.
[09:25] Sensei
    I thought it'd be okay, since
    I had fun being around girls.
[09:30] Sensei
    And then I realized I'm older
    than my mom was when I was born.
[09:35] Hanako
    Were you spirited away or something?
[09:38] Sensei
    Yeah, maybe, for, like, twenty years.
[09:41] Olivia
    So long!
[09:41] Sensei
    I thought maybe pleasure
    seekers at a girls' school
[09:45] Sensei
    might know of some amazing
    ways to find boyfriends.
[09:48] Sensei
    But it's a bit too late now, huh?
[09:50] Olivia
    Not at all.
[09:52] Olivia
    Let's get you an awesome lover.
[09:56] Hanako
    Are you sure about this?
[09:58] Hanako
    We can't even make it to a mixer.
[10:00] Hanako
    Are you sure we can find a
    boyfriend for someone else?
[10:03] Olivia
    Olivia-chan just talked out of her ass.
[10:06] Kasumi
    So what kind of person do you like?
[10:09] Sensei
    Masumi-sama!
[10:11] Kasumi
    She's going nuts!
[10:13] Olivia
    Do you know that person?
[10:14] Sensei
    I love shoujo manga!
[10:16] Olivia
    Oh, I see.
[10:17] Sensei
    I'm in love with the idea
    of being given a bouquet of
[10:20] Sensei
    purple flowers by a man
    strutting out of a Porsche.
[10:24] Sensei
    And I absolutely adore good-looking
    engineer men with superpowers
[10:27] Sensei
    who watch over Earth from the moon.
[10:30] Hanako
    Can we even find someone
    like that on planet Earth?
[10:33] Kasumi
    I-I heard people meet each
    other online these days.
[10:36] Sensei
    Online?
[10:38] Sensei
    I don't know if I can do it.
[10:39] Sensei
    Someone hijacked my e-commerce
    site account the other day.
[10:42] Kasumi
    I think I get it now.
[10:44] Hanako
    Oh, I'm on Twitter.
[10:46] Olivia
    Really? Let me see.
[10:48] Hanako
    Hang on.
[10:49] Hanako
    Here.
SIGN    A tight muse with a love for world peace
[10:53] Olivia
    I like your profile picture.
[10:56] Olivia
    Would she get angry if
    I said it looks just like her?
[10:58] Kasumi
    Wh-Whoever made this is a genius.
[11:03] Hanako
    Praise me more!
[11:06] Olivia
    Oh, she made it?
[11:08] Hanako
    Want to make one, too, Sensei?
[11:09] Hanako
    I can do it for you right away.
[11:11] Sensei
    Okay, this is my email address.
[11:13] Hanako
    What about your password?
[11:14] Sensei
    "I want to get married."
[11:17] Hanako
    There, done.
SIGN    Single Sensei
[11:19] Olivia
    There's nothing here.
[11:20] Sensei
    I can't see.
[11:21] Hanako
    We have to post some stuff.
[11:23] Kasumi
    Come to think of it, Sensei's
    an English teacher.
[11:26] Kasumi
    I need to take advantage of this opportunity.
[11:29] Kasumi
    C-Could you add this line to the profile?
[11:33] Hanako
    Huh? Sure.
[11:34] Hanako
    Let's take a picture of you, then, Sensei.
[11:36] Hanako
    Here, hold onto this.
[11:37] Hanako
    And make yourself look seductive,
    like in a fancy Hollywood movie.
SIGN    Flash <3
[11:44] Hanako
    That'll do it.
[11:45] Sensei
    By the way, what is this?
[11:46] Hanako
    A titty spinning top that I found
    at the flea market the other day.
[11:50] Sensei
    Wait, please don't use that photo.
[11:53] Hanako
    I already made it your profile picture.
[11:56] Sensei
    How did it turn out?
SIGN    Single Sensei  @CHISATO30  I'm the Pastimers  Club supervisor <3  Planning to post the club's activity reports  BTW, looking  for a boyfriend
[12:00] [SONG] ---
    Single Sensei
     @CHISATO30
    
     I'm the Pastimers Club supervisor <3
     Planning to post the club's activity reports
     BTW, looking for a boyfriend
[12:03] Sensei
    Huh?
[12:04] Sensei
    Pastimers Club supervisor?
[12:06] Kasumi
    We know her password and email
    address, so we can post on it, too.
[12:10] Hanako
    Yeah.
[12:11] Hanako
    Let's write tons of fun stories
    from the Pastimers Club.
[12:14] Sensei
    Wait, is it just me, or has
    my account been hijacked?
[12:18] Kasumi
    We'll be in your care, Sensei.
[12:22] Sensei
    Huh?
[12:23] Sensei
    Is "Thank you, so will I" the
    only acceptable reply here?
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
SIGN    Betting My Life
SIGN    Student Council Office
[12:35] President
    Okay, now that you have five members,
    we'll recognize it as a club.
[12:39] President
    Please use the vacant room on the
    third floor as your club room.
[12:42] Shogi President
    Um...
[12:43] Shogi President
    Actually, there's a club called the
    Pastimers Club using that room.
[12:50] President
    Huh?
[12:51] President
    Say what?
[12:52] President
    I haven't heard about this.
[12:54] President
    Then...
[12:56] President
    I'll have the Pastimers Club people leave.
SIGN    Pastimers Club
[13:04] Hanako
    I want to go outside.
[13:06] Olivia
    Where outside?
[13:08] Hanako
    Shibuya.
[13:08] Olivia
    That was quick.
[13:09] Sensei
    You should go hang out there on Sunday.
[13:12] Hanako
    You don't get it!
[13:13] Hanako
    You don't get it, Sensei!
[13:15] Hanako
    That's not the point!
[13:17] Hanako
    It has to be an extracurricular activity!
[13:20] Sensei
    I wonder if there's a local history
    museum or anything in Shibuya.
[13:24] Hanako
    And I want to go for a manicure
    or something on the way home.
[13:27] Sensei
    You won't get in in your school uniform.
[13:28] Hanako
    Sensei!
[13:29] Hanako
    I'm serious about this!
[13:31] Hanako
    Doesn't it sound super pleasure seeker-ey
    to go for a manicure in uniform cosplay
[13:35] Hanako
    after an extracurricular activity?
[13:37] Sensei
    I don't think you're much
    of a pleasure seeker,
[13:40] Sensei
    trying so openly to get
    permission from your teacher.
[13:43] Olivia
    Hanako can't hang out at the entertainment
    district without some kind of reason.
[13:47] PA
    Higuchi-sensei, please
    come to the faculty room.
[13:51] Sensei
    They're calling.
[13:52] Sensei
    I'll be right back.
[13:54] Narrator
    And then what happened?
[13:59] Olivia
    Sensei, are you—
[14:02] Hanako
    Student Council President?
[14:03] Kasumi
    Did you need something?
[14:04] President
    Um, may we speak?
[14:07] Hanako
    What's up?
[14:08] President
    I have to explain properly.
[14:09] President
    Only a peaceful resolution is
    in line with my philosophy.
[14:13] President
    Would you please leave?
[14:17] Olivia
    D-D-Did we do something?
[14:20] Hanako
    We haven't caused the school any trouble yet!
[14:23] President
    Yet?
[14:23] President
    Huh?
[14:24] President
    Weird, they're confused.
[14:26] President
    Maybe I didn't say it right.
[14:28] President
    I have to say it more nicely.
[14:30] President
    Umm...
[14:31] President
    If anything, it's because
    you aren't doing anything.
[14:35] President
    You haven't submitted your request
    form to use this classroom, have you?
[14:40] Kasumi
    I-I forgot.
[14:43] Hanako
    Are you kidding me?!
[14:45] Hanako
    Um...
[14:46] Hanako
    Could we get permission now, then?
[14:49] Olivia
    Y-Yeah!
[14:50] Olivia
    We'll submit the form now!
[14:51] Kasumi
    I'm sorry it's late!
[14:54] Hanako
    President, the form! Now!
[14:55] Hanako
    Give us the permission form, por favor!
[14:57] Kasumi
    She's trying to win her over by force.
[15:00] President
    Actually, there's a group that
    submitted their form just earlier.
[15:04] Olivia
    Who?
[15:05] President
    Please don't provoke them
    too much when you enter.
[15:08] President
    Please, come in.
[15:10] President
    The members of the Shogi Club.
[15:13] Kasumi
    Th-They're acting the part!
[15:15] Olivia
    Such a gloomy bunch for
    such a spectacular entry.
[15:17] Olivia
    What's going on?
[15:19] Shogi President
    This place is going to be the
    Shogi Club's room from now on.
[15:23] Hanako
    No way!
[15:24] Hanako
    Please use another room!
[15:26] President
    I need to respond with compassion
    in situations like this one.
[15:30] President
    I'm sorry, there isn't a single
    other classroom available.
[15:35] Hanako
    This person's completely heartless!
[15:38] Kasumi
    I'm sorry, guys.
[15:40] Kasumi
    It's all because I forgot to submit the form.
[15:42] Hanako
    Kasumi-san...
[15:44] Hanako
    W-Wait, President, hear me out!
[15:48] President
    Sure, go ahead.
[15:49] Hanako
    Shogi's that sport where you
    fire lasers from your bum.
[15:52] Hanako
    It's not safe to do in a classroom.
[15:55] Olivia
    Huh?
[15:56] Shogi President
    Huh?
[15:57] Olivia
    You can take a break, Hanako.
[16:00] Hanako
    Huh?
[16:01] Hanako
    Was that not it?
[16:02] Kasumi
    That's a sport that actually*
    exists inside Hanako-san's mind?
[16:04] President
    Um...
[16:06] Shogi President
    Hold on, President.
[16:07] Shogi President
    Leave this to us.
[16:10] Shogi President
    Members of the Pastimers Club, why
    don't we settle this with a pastime?
[16:16] Shogi President
    If you win, feel free to use this room.
[16:20] Shogi President
    And if we win, we'll have
    you leave this classroom.
[16:27] A
    President...
[16:28] Hanako
    A-All right.
[16:30] Shogi President
    That's the spirit.
[16:33] Shogi President
    You can go ahead and choose a pastime.
[16:36] A
    President, President!
[16:38] Shogi President
    You may all be flustered over
    this sudden turn of events,
[16:43] Shogi President
    but let's take them down on their own
    turf and achieve ultimate victory!
[16:48] A
    Say what?
[16:48] B
    This president's good at pep talks.
[16:50] Hanako
    So we'll play shoe launching.
[16:54] Hanako
    I'll explain the rules in detail now.
[16:57] Hanako
    Whoever launches their shoe furthest
    from this line is the winner.
[17:00] Shogi President
    What rules? She just repeated*
    the name of the game.
[17:03] Hanako
    I avoided brainy games for your sake.
[17:06] Kasumi
    Y-Yay.
[17:07] Hanako
    Rock-paper-scissors.
[17:09] Hanako
    Okay, I'll go first.
[17:10] Shogi President
    Okay.
[17:23] A
    I think we can win.
[17:25] Hanako
    I'm sorry, I'll commit seppuku now.
[17:28] Kasumi
    Hanako-san, that might be one way
    to die, but it's not seppuku.
[17:31] A
    I-I'll do my best.
[17:36] Shogi President
    That was godly!
[17:38] A
    Godly? Thank you.
[17:40] Hanako
    I-I lost to that?
[17:42] Kasumi
    I'll go now.
[17:44] Olivia
    Launch it into outer space, Kasumi.
[17:52] Hanako
    A godly kick, Kasumi-san!
[17:54] Kasumi
    I let out a weird sound.
[17:59] B
    I'm sorry, President.
[18:02] Shogi President
    Don't worry.
[18:02] Olivia
    Here comes Olivia!
[18:13] Hanako
    Olivia for the win!
[18:17] Olivia
    You never said no swings.
[18:20] A
    P-President...
[18:22] Shogi President
    If that's how you want to play...
[18:28] Shogi President
    You never said no bikes.
[18:38] Hanako
    This person's amazing.
[18:44] A
    President!
[18:47] A
    President!
[18:52] Shogi President
    Pastimes are serious
    business, Pastimers Club.
[18:58] Shogi President
    You must risk your life for your pastimes.
[19:02] Hanako
    Y-You win.
[19:06] A
    Are you okay, President?
[19:08] Shogi President
    Can we stop by the hospital?
[19:10] B
    I'll follow you for life!
[19:12] Narrator
    And so the Pastimers Club was
    pummeled into the ground.
[19:18] Narrator
    But because the Shogi Club president had
    compound fractures all over her body
[19:21] Narrator
    and was forced to be home-schooled,
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[19:24] Narrator
    the other members of the Shogi Club gathered
    at the President's place for their meets.
[19:32] Hanako
    I think we took it too far, don't you think?
[19:33] Olivia
    Yeah, we took it too far.
[19:35] Kasumi
    They were way too athletic
    to be in the Shogi Club, huh?
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[21:20] Olivia
    What's today's game going to be?
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[21:23] Narrator
    Hide-and-seek.
[21:24] Kasumi
    Hide-and-seek?
[21:25] Narrator
    Said to have originated from a
    "kakurebou" at an unknown village.
[21:31] Narrator
    Kakurebou is a ritual whereby
    one is deemed an adult
[21:34] Narrator
    if they are able to hide from
    the bears in the forest for a night.
[21:42] Kasumi
    Back to the forest you go.
[21:43] Kasumi
    There, there.
[21:45] Narrator
    Because bears are the messengers of the
    gods, it is forbidden to hurt them,
[21:50] Narrator
    and one may not bring weapons to the ritual.
[21:56] Kasumi
    There, there, good boy.
[21:59] Narrator
    One generally enters the mountains
    naked for this ritual.
[22:06] Hanako
    I'm spoiled for marriage!
[22:07] Narrator
    The Meiji government decreed this ritual
    banned due to the many lives it cost,
[22:13] Narrator
    but there are records of it having
    been done into the early Showa era.
[22:20] Narrator
    Or something.
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