# 2 - Killing Time | Friendship Game | The Witch Trials | Non-title Match
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***SIGN*** Killing Time
**[01:34] President**
Sh-Should I become the
student council president,
**[01:37] President**
I will c-c-commit to providing the best
school life possible for our students.
**[01:46] President**
P-Please and th-thank you.
**[01:51] Person A**
Thank you.
**[01:52] President**
*I couldn't talk straight.*
**[01:53] Person A**
Next, we will move on to campaign speeches.
**[01:54] President**
*It's hopeless, I'm definitely going to lose.*
**[01:56] President**
*Her speech just now was so confident.*
**[01:58] President**
*She got so much applause.*
**[02:00] President**
* She's pretty and outgoing and*
* the other students love her.*
**[02:04] President**
*I don't stand a chance.*
**[02:06] President**
*Why did I even run?*
**[02:09] President**
* I wanted to be in the spotlight just*
* once, but maybe I was wanting too much.*
**[02:15] Person B**
Have you given up already?
**[02:17] Person B**
I haven't done my campaign speech yet.
**[02:20] Person A**
Next...
***SIGN*** Pastimers Club
**[02:23] Narrator**
* These are the events soon*
* after Pass Club was formed.*
**[02:29] Hanako**
I'm so bored.
**[02:32] Hanako**
It's been a week since we made Pass
Club, but nothing's happened so far.
**[02:37] Olivia**
*Sh-She's turning into Dali's Clock again.*
**[02:40] Hanako**
The room's empty.
**[02:41] Hanako**
There's nothing to play with.
**[02:43] Hanako**
We don't ever go to Shibuya.
**[02:45] Olivia**
*Why don't you just go, then?*
**[02:47] Hanako**
What is this, are we supposed to just dry up?
**[02:49] Olivia**
W-Want to play kendama?
**[02:51] Hanako**
You like *kendama*, don't you, Olivia?
**[02:54] Hanako**
Thanks.
**[02:56] Text**
*Omikoshi.*
***SIGN*** Omikoshi
***SIGN*** Airplane
**[02:58] Text**
*Airplane.*
***SIGN*** High
**[03:01] Text**
*High Noon.*
***SIGN*** High Noon
**[03:03] Hanako**
We've only been doing
kendama this whole week.
**[03:06] Olivia**
*She's gotten ridiculously good.*
**[03:11] Kasumi**
*It looks like a real club.*
**[03:14] Kasumi**
Sorry I'm late.
**[03:15] Hanako**
Where were you?
**[03:17] Kasumi**
At the staff office, registering the club.
**[03:18] Hanako**
You hadn't done that yet?
**[03:20] Olivia**
How did it go?
**[03:21] Kasumi**
They rejected it.
**[03:24] Hanako**
Why?
**[03:25] Kasumi**
We can't make a club with just three people.
**[03:28] Kasumi**
So I asked if we could at
least make it a circle,
**[03:31] Kasumi**
but the school council president was against
it, saying the activities were unclear.
**[03:36] Hanako**
There's nothing we can do about that, then.
**[03:38] Kasumi**
We were supposed to get 10,000
yen in funds, even for a circle.
**[03:43] Hanako**
Let's negotiate!
**[03:44] Hanako**
This is war!
***SIGN*** Student Council Room
**[03:49] President**
How can I help you?
**[03:51] Olivia**
*That's the president?*
**[03:53] Kasumi**
I'm here to ask about circle
registration for Pass Club.
**[03:57] President**
Pass Club.
**[03:58] President**
Right.
**[04:00] President**
Let's see...
**[04:01] President**
The Pastimers Club.
**[04:03] President**
*Say what?*
**[04:05] President**
What do you do in the club?
**[04:06] Hanako**
We become popular kids.
**[04:09] President**
Popular kids.
**[04:11] President**
*What the hell is this kid talking about?*
**[04:13] Olivia**
That's not true.
**[04:14] Olivia**
We pass time.
**[04:16] President**
Huh.
**[04:17] President**
Just pass time?
**[04:20] President**
*Are they messing with me?*
**[04:21] Kasumi**
No.
**[04:22] Kasumi**
It's a more proper club.
**[04:24] Kasumi**
We study English.
**[04:26] President**
Huh.
**[04:27] President**
English.
**[04:29] President**
*What happened to passing time?*
**[04:31] President**
Let's see...
**[04:33] President**
Do it at home.
**[04:35] Hanako**
President!
**[04:36] Hanako**
Shall I grovel?
**[04:37] Hanako**
If you want me to grovel, I'll
kiss the floor with my forehead!
**[04:41] Hanako**
I swear, we'll make better
use of the funds than on
**[04:44] Hanako**
the new national stadium construction!
**[04:47] Olivia**
Stop, Hanako.
**[04:48] President**
Umm...
**[04:50] Kasumi**
We take the club seriously.
**[04:55] Kasumi**
What issue do you have with us?
**[05:00] President**
*These eyes...*
**[05:02] President**
* They're the same as the girl who*
* did that campaign speech for me.*
**[05:06] President**
All right.
**[05:08] President**
Then why don't we decide
over a game of Othello?
**[05:10] President**
If you win, we'll grant you
the 10,000 in club funds.
**[05:14] President**
Let's play best of three on a 6x6 board
so we can find the winner quickly.
**[05:17] Hanako**
Really?!
**[05:18] Olivia**
You're so kind, President.
**[05:21] Narrator**
*One loss.*
***SIGN*** Lost all her pieces
**[05:22] Narrator**
*Two losses.*
**[05:23] Olivia**
Hanako...
**[05:25] Hanako**
D-Don't worry.
**[05:26] Hanako**
I'm actually pretty good at Othello.
**[05:28] President**
* It's kind of awkward to tell them it's over*
* since they've already lost two matches.*
**[05:33] President**
W-Would you like to move first or second?
**[05:36] Hanako**
First!
**[05:36] Olivia**
Good luck, Hanako-san!
**[05:40] Hanako**
* I've never played 6x6 before, but*
* there's a trick to winning Othello.*
**[05:45] Hanako**
* The first person to break*
* the inner line loses.*
**[05:48] Hanako**
*And you take the corners.*
**[05:50] Hanako**
*That way...*
**[05:51] Hanako**
Wait, I'm out of hands?!
**[05:53] President**
There's nothing to say that the first
person who leaves the inner line loses.
**[05:58] President**
And you're better off not flipping
too many pieces until the mid-game.
**[06:01] President**
You'll run out of pieces
to flip in the mid-game.
**[06:04] President**
Also...
**[06:05] President**
As long as you don't mess up, 6x6
strongly favors the second player.
**[06:17] Hanako**
I wanted the 10,000 yen!
**[06:19] Olivia**
That president was amazing, though.
**[06:22] Olivia**
She really was like a proper president.
**[06:24] Hanako**
Not really.
**[06:25] Hanako**
She had a pretty bad chance after
her own speech at the election.
**[06:28] Kasumi**
That's true.
**[06:29] Kasumi**
I remember the vice president
said in her campaign speech...
**[06:33] VP**
I don't really care to tell you
what's so nice about the president.
**[06:40] VP**
All that really matters is the results.
**[06:44] VP**
You don't know until you try.
**[06:47] VP**
So all I can say is...
**[06:51] VP**
If you don't vote for her, be careful when
you're out at night and of what you eat.
**[07:04] Hanako**
That was what won her the election.
**[07:05] Kasumi**
I know, I didn't want to die yet.
**[07:08] Olivia**
*That's intimidation!*
**[07:09] President**
* And since I won the election, I was*
* hoping to be in the spotlight, but...*
**[07:13] President**
* Being the student council president*
* was a lot more drab than I'd expected.*
**[07:17] President**
* I wonder if those three*
* will come hang out again.*
***SIGN*** Asobi Asobase
***SIGN*** Friendship Game
**[07:25] Sensei**
I'm handing back the English tests.
**[07:29] Sensei**
Togawa-san.
**[07:30] Togawa**
Yes.
**[07:30] Sensei**
Nakata-san.
**[07:31] Nakata**
Yes.
**[07:32] Sensei**
Nomura-san.
**[07:33] Kasumi**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Nomura Kasumi
**[07:36] Kasumi**
*What the hell?*
**[07:38] Kasumi**
* I'm hanging out with Olivia-san, and*
* yet my grade's dropping even further.*
**[07:43] Kasumi**
*Why?*
**[07:45] Kasumi**
* But come to think of it, Olivia-san*
* hasn't taught me English at all.*
**[07:50] Kasumi**
* Oh yeah, when I was working on the*
* English handouts in the club room...*
**[07:55] (Flashback) Hanako**
Kasumi-san, that part's wrong.
**[07:58] (Flashback) Hanako**
That's past tense, so it's
"did you," not "do you."
**[08:01] (Flashback) Hanako**
Also, you wrote "geri" instead of "girl."
**[08:03] (Flashback) Kasumi**
Th-Thank you.
**[08:05] Kasumi**
* Hanako-san taught me that,*
* but Olivia-san didn't say anything.*
**[08:11] Kasumi**
*Olivia-san didn't say anything.*
***SIGN*** Pastimers Club
**[08:15] Hanako**
Okay, Olivia, I'll start.
**[08:17] Hanako**
I finally get to play the new third
edition of Boys' School Wars!
**[08:22] Hanako**
My turn!
**[08:23] Hanako**
Gonda of the Sumo Club!
***SIGN*** Sumo Club - Gonda
Giant Student Effect: Shove
Deal 4 damage to enemy regardless of their skills.
Cannot attack when "Hot Pot" card is active.
Sumo wrestlers are very sensitive about seniority.
Be extra careful when going to karaoke with him.
**[08:25] Hanako**
Deals 4 damage with Shove!
**[08:27] Hanako**
And I'll summon Kamiya of the Tea Club,
and activate Folded Leg Endurance!
***SIGN*** Tea Club - Kamiya
Proper Student
Effect: Folded Leg Endurance
Resist one attack (up to 10)
**[08:32] Hanako**
End turn!
**[08:33] Hanako**
Okay, Olivia.
**[08:34] Olivia**
*What am I supposed to do?*
**[08:36] Olivia**
*She just taught me the rules.*
**[08:40] Olivia**
*What do I do?*
**[08:42] Olivia**
*Hey, he has really high damage output.*
**[08:44] Olivia**
For my turn, umm...
***SIGN*** Blue-eyed Delinquent
Delinquent Student Effect: Summon Gals with a Wink
Take up to three Gal cards from the deck and add to your hand.
If there is at least one Gal card in play, the Protagonist Attribute is activated.
The Protagonist Attribute triples Attack and increases Defense five-fold until the end of the battle.
"There, there, you were lonely, too, huh?" he said, as he cradled the kitten.
**[08:49] Olivia**
I'm playing Summon Gals with a
Wink with Blue-eyed Delinquent.
**[08:53] Hanako**
Olivia!
**[08:55] Hanako**
That's the legendary ultimate card!
**[08:57] Hanako**
That thing costs a premium!
**[08:59] Olivia**
Really?
**[09:00] Olivia**
I got forced to buy it
at the convenience store.
**[09:02] Olivia**
I never knew it was so valuable.
**[09:03] Hanako**
Gimme! Please!
**[09:04] Hanako**
You aren't interested in
this card game, are you?
**[09:06] Hanako**
It's just a piece of scrap
paper to you, Olivia!
**[09:09] Hanako**
Please, I'm begging you!
**[09:11] Hanako**
I'll pay 143 yen for it!
**[09:13] Olivia**
*143 yen for a valuable card?*
**[09:16] Kasumi**
Hey, Olivia-san...
**[09:17] Olivia**
Yes?
**[09:18] Hanako**
What's up, Kasumi-san?
**[09:20] Hanako**
Err...
**[09:21] Hanako**
You look pretty serious.
**[09:23] Kasumi**
U-Um...
**[09:26] Kasumi**
Err... umm...
**[09:30] Kasumi**
About English...
**[09:36] Kasumi**
*She looked away just now.*
**[09:39] Kasumi**
H-How did you do on your English test?
**[09:43] Hanako**
Okay, I guess?
**[09:45] Hanako**
I made some careless mistakes
and got 92 percent.
**[09:46] Kasumi**
*Wait, Hanako-san's smart?*
**[09:48] Kasumi**
Wh-What about you?
**[09:52] Olivia**
Okay, I guess?
**[09:54] Kasumi**
What did you get?
**[09:55] Olivia**
I made some careless mistakes
and got 25 percent.
**[09:58] Kasumi**
*Err, that wouldn't be a careless mistake.*
**[10:00] Hanako**
Wait a second...
**[10:02] Hanako**
Are you actually bad at English?
**[10:05] Olivia**
N-No!
**[10:05] Hanako**
Are you actually from
Europe rather than the US?
**[10:08] Hanako**
Did you not speak much English?
**[10:10] Olivia**
* I-I want to say that's it, but I feel like*
* it's going to get even more complicated.*
**[10:14] Olivia**
N-No...
**[10:16] Kasumi**
Were you lying to me?
**[10:19] Olivia**
No!
**[10:20] Olivia**
I wasn't lying to you!
**[10:22] Kasumi**
Olivia?
**[10:22] Olivia**
I wasn't lying to you, I was just messing!
**[10:26] Olivia**
With Hanako!
**[10:28] Kasumi**
But so you can't speak English, then?
**[10:35] Olivia**
Would you want to stop hanging out
with me if I couldn't speak English?
**[10:45] Kasumi**
Not at all.
**[10:47] Kasumi**
We're already club buddies.
**[10:53] Olivia**
Kasumi...
**[10:55] Kasumi**
Olivia-san...
**[11:04] Hanako**
Hey, can you ask that to me, too?
**[11:07] Olivia**
Ask what?
**[11:08] Hanako**
"Would you still want to hang out
with me if I couldn't speak English?"
**[11:11] Olivia**
*Hanako doesn't care about English.*
**[11:14] Olivia**
*Of course she'd say yes.*
**[11:17] Hanako**
Would you still want to hang out
with me if I couldn't speak English?
**[11:22] Hanako**
I had a feeling since part way through
Episode 1, but I stuck around.
**[11:26] Olivia**
*She's so patronizing!*
**[11:28] Olivia**
*But whatever.*
**[11:30] Olivia**
I love you, too, Hanako.
**[11:32] Kasumi**
Me, too.
**[11:33] Hanako**
Come on, guys.
**[11:35] Hanako**
Jeez, stop it.
**[11:36] Hanako**
You're so needy.
**[11:51] Olivia**
Let's have more fun together going forward.
**[11:54] Hanako**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Asobi Asobase
***SIGN*** The Witch Trials
**[12:04] Sensei**
Makeup is banned at our school.
**[12:06] Sensei**
I'm confiscating these.
**[12:07] Girl**
Okay.
**[12:09] Hanako**
*Stupid popular girls.*
**[12:10] Hanako**
*I don't have any makeup.*
**[12:13] Hanako**
*This doesn't hurt me one bit.*
**[12:15] Hanako**
* Besides, you're just going to wreck*
* your skin wearing makeup at our age.*
**[12:19] Hanako**
*It'll make a difference when we're thirty.*
**[12:21] Hanako**
*When we're thirty!*
**[12:23] Hanako**
*Watch this, you popular sluts.*
**[12:26] Hanako**
*See how much of a good girl I am!*
**[12:28] Sensei**
Honda-san.
**[12:29] Hanako**
Yes?
**[12:29] Sensei**
What is this?
***SIGN*** Boys' School Wars Official Fan Book
***SIGN*** Pastimers Club
**[12:35] Hanako**
That wretched bureaucrat!
**[12:37] Kasumi**
Y-You just ended up exposing
how much of a nerd you are.
**[12:40] Olivia**
Did they get confiscated?
**[12:41] Hanako**
Yes!
**[12:42] Hanako**
Oh yeah, how did you do it, Olivia?
**[12:44] Olivia**
Huh?
**[12:45] Hanako**
I mean...
**[12:46] Sensei**
Olivia-san, your bag is empty.
**[12:49] Olivia**
Yes.
**[12:50] Sensei**
You haven't brought anything?
**[12:52] Olivia**
I have not.
**[12:53] Olivia**
I forgot everything.
**[12:56] Sensei**
I see.
**[12:57] Sensei**
You forgot, did you?
**[12:58] Sensei**
Fair enough.
**[12:59] Olivia**
Yes.
**[13:02] Hanako**
Damn it, I should have done that, too.
**[13:07] Hanako**
What about you, Kasumi-san?
**[13:08] Kasumi**
I was fine.
**[13:10] Hanako**
Your books, too?
**[13:11] Kasumi**
I borrowed a book from the library.
***SIGN*** Learn English Through Slang!
**[13:13] Hanako**
You get a pass if it's from the library, huh?
**[13:15] Hanako**
Let's lay our stuff out on our desks.
**[13:18] Olivia**
That sounds fun.
***SIGN*** Book Keys Transit pass Pen case Coin purse Glasses case Flip phone Textbooks Notebooks
***SIGN*** Textbooks Notebooks Wallet Tissues Smartphone Transit pass Keys Pencil case Candies
***SIGN*** Wallet Smartphone Textbooks Notebooks Comb Gum Lunch box Handkerchief Pen case
**[13:23] Hanako**
*Yup, found the devil's woven bag.*
**[13:26] Hanako**
My, my, what do we have here?
**[13:29] Hanako**
Whose is this?
**[13:30] Olivia**
Mine.
**[13:33] Hanako**
This is yours, eh, Olivia-san?
**[13:35] Hanako**
I have before me an implement for
tainting the minds of wholesome women,
**[13:39] Hanako**
turning them into sl*ts.
**[13:41] Olivia**
Um...
**[13:42] Olivia**
It's just a makeup pouch.
**[13:44] Hanako**
A makeup pouch?
**[13:47] Hanako**
You could be put on trial for carrying
such unwholesome bags of the devil, lady.
**[13:53] Kasumi**
No...
**[13:54] Kasumi**
* Hanako-san's jealous that Olivia-san has*
* popular girl stuff when she doesn't!*
**[13:58] Hanako**
Defendant, are you prepared
to confess your sins?
**[14:01] Olivia**
* I'm pretty sure this is moments*
* before my sentence, not my trial.*
**[14:06] Olivia**
I-I carry this for my studies.
**[14:11] Hanako**
Continue.
**[14:13] Kasumi**
*She took it!*
**[14:14] Olivia**
Think about it.
**[14:16] Olivia**
If you go to school wearing makeup,
you get told you're ridiculous.
**[14:19] Olivia**
But when you graduate
and join the work force,
**[14:21] Olivia**
you get told you're ridiculous
if you *don't* wear makeup.
**[14:23] Olivia**
So how are you supposed to know how
to put on makeup when you go to work,
**[14:27] Olivia**
if you hadn't done it
while you were in school?
**[14:29] Kasumi**
Isn't that something you learn
while you're in college?
**[14:31] Olivia**
What about people who find
work right after high school?
**[14:33] Olivia**
Do they learn during spring break?
**[14:35] Olivia**
Do you really think you can get that
good in the two weeks of spring break?
**[14:40] Olivia**
Not a chance.
**[14:41] Olivia**
That's why I'm secretly practicing my makeup,
**[14:44] Olivia**
so that I don't have to
embarrass myself later.
**[14:47] Kasumi**
We've heard her position.
**[14:49] Kasumi**
What do you think, Hanako-san?
**[14:50] Hanako**
Yup, yup.
***SIGN*** Yup Yup
**[14:51] Kasumi**
*She's* really *into it.*
**[14:52] Hanako**
I see.
**[14:54] Hanako**
So when we do makeup, it's strictly
only to learn adult skills
**[14:58] Hanako**
so that we don't embarrass
ourselves when we're grown up.
**[15:01] Hanako**
We aren't trying to attract guys,
so we're absolutely not being sl*ts!
**[15:05] Hanako**
Therefore, I, Hanako, shall
henceforth do makeup!
**[15:09] Olivia**
You get it!
**[15:11] Kasumi**
* Olivia-san's getting good*
* at handling Hanako-san.*
**[15:14] Olivia**
Why don't we practice
putting on makeup, then?
**[15:17] Hanako**
Okay!
**[15:19] Hanako**
Where do I start?
**[15:21] Hanako**
Teach me, Olivia.
**[15:23] Kasumi**
* She's like someone having French*
* food for the first time.*
**[15:27] Kasumi**
Huh?
**[15:28] Kasumi**
Olivia-san?
**[15:29] Olivia**
First... the cheeks?
**[15:32] Kasumi**
*Cheeks? As in, blush?*
**[15:33] Kasumi**
*Wait, has she not done this before?*
**[15:35] Kasumi**
Sh-Shouldn't you start with toner?
**[15:38] Hanako**
Huh? You know this stuff, Kasumi-san?
**[15:39] Kasumi**
I-I have an older sister, so I know a little.
**[15:42] Kasumi**
And then lotion.
**[15:44] Kasumi**
It doubles as a makeup base and sunscreen.
**[15:46] Kasumi**
And then foundation, I think?
**[15:49] Kasumi**
That doesn't make a difference.
**[15:51] Kasumi**
You have nice skin to begin with, Hanako-san.
**[15:53] Kasumi**
I guess it doesn't do much.
**[15:55] Kasumi**
And then shading...
**[15:56] Olivia**
Let's put on some eye shadow!
**[16:00] Olivia**
*She looks like she got punched.*
**[16:02] Hanako**
Hey, do that half face makeup
thing they do on magazines.
**[16:06] Hanako**
I want to see the before and after.
**[16:08] Olivia**
O-Okay.
**[16:10] Olivia**
I'll do one of your cheeks, then.
**[16:12] Kasumi**
You can really tell you're wearing makeup
when you put on blush. It's nice.
**[16:20] Olivia**
*Now she looks like she got punched twice.*
**[16:25] Hanako**
How do I look?
**[16:26] Olivia**
You look cute.
**[16:29] Sensei**
Honda-san!
**[16:31] Hanako**
S-Sensei!
**[16:31] Hanako**
No no, no no!
**[16:33] Sensei**
* Judging from the angle, she must*
* have been beaten up by those two.*
**[16:37] Sensei**
Olivia-san, Nomura-san,
come to the faculty room.
**[16:41] Hanako**
Wait, S-Sensei, I'm the one at fault here.
**[16:45] Sensei**
Don't worry, Honda-san.
**[16:47] Sensei**
You're fine.
**[16:48] Sensei**
Nomura-san, hurry up and
finish that mochi ice cream.
**[16:52] Kasumi**
No, it's a puff.
**[16:54] Hanako**
*Wait, has Sensei never put on makeup before?*
**[17:00] Hanako**
Lucky!
***SIGN*** Asobi Asobase
***SIGN*** Non-title Match
**[17:08] Kasumi**
Found it.
**[17:10] Kasumi**
Thank goodness.
**[17:11] Kasumi**
*Good thing it never fell on top of someone.*
**[17:13] Kasumi**
* I have to finish cleaning*
* and get to the club.*
**[17:16] Kasumi**
*Hanako-san and Olivia-san must be waiting.*
**[17:21] Kasumi**
*Huh? That voice...*
**[17:25] Kasumi**
*It's Hanako-san.*
**[17:28] Kasumi**
*What's she doing, though?*
**[17:30] Kasumi**
*Practice swings?*
**[17:32] Kasumi**
* I wonder if Hanako-san still wants*
* to go back to the Soft Tennis Club.*
**[17:40] Kasumi**
Huh?
**[17:41] Kasumi**
*It's a hagoita.*
**[17:45] Kasumi**
*I'm going to pretend I didn't see that.*
***SIGN*** Pastimers Club
**[17:48] Olivia**
You're late, Kasumi.
**[17:49] Kasumi**
I-I was on cleaning duty.
**[17:51] Olivia**
Oh, was it you today?
**[17:53] Olivia**
Hanako isn't here yet.
**[17:54] Olivia**
Was she on duty, too?
**[17:56] Kasumi**
D-Dunno.
**[17:57] Kasumi**
She's probably spying on
popular kids or something.
**[18:01] Olivia**
I can picture that.
**[18:09] Kasumi**
*She just showed right up.*
**[18:11] Olivia**
Wh-What are you holding?
**[18:13] Hanako**
Takeshi-sama.
**[18:14] Olivia**
Hm?
**[18:15] Hanako**
A Blue-eyed Delinquent hagoita
from Boys' School Wars.
**[18:18] Hanako**
Custom-made.
**[18:20] Olivia**
H-Huh.
**[18:21] Olivia**
That's great.
**[18:22] Hanako**
I have them for you two, too.
**[18:23] Olivia**
*I really don't want this!*
**[18:25] Olivia**
Thanks.
**[18:27] Hanako**
Let's bring these with us to
take down the Soft Tennis Club!
**[18:31] Kasumi**
*So that's what that was about.*
**[18:34] Olivia**
With hagoitas?
**[18:35] Hanako**
Yeah.
**[18:36] Hanako**
They wouldn't stand a chance
if I used a normal racket.
**[18:38] Hanako**
It's a handicap, I guess.
**[18:40] Kasumi**
Wait, we haven't played soft tennis before.
**[18:45] Sensei**
Honda-san!
**[18:46] Sensei**
You're back?!
**[18:49] Sensei**
Jeez, the prefectural preliminaries were
brutal since you pulled out, you know.
**[18:53] Hanako**
Wait, Sensei, that's not it.
**[18:55] Hanako**
I'm here today for a non-title
match against the soft tennis club.
**[19:00] Sensei**
Huh? What for?
**[19:02] Hanako**
What for, you ask?
**[19:04] Hanako**
Because I'm faced with my sworn enemies.
***SIGN*** Sworn Enemies
***SIGN*** Popular Kids
**[19:07] Sensei**
*No one can come out happy by that reasoning.*
**[19:09] A**
Sensei, we can't play real matches.
**[19:12] B**
I'm out of sweat wipes right now.
I don't want to sweat too much.
**[19:16] Sensei**
*Ugh...*
**[19:17] Hanako**
*Ugh...*
**[19:17] Sensei**
H-Honda-san, we accept the challenge.
**[19:21] Sensei**
But...
**[19:22] Sensei**
If we win, you have to come
back to the soft tennis club.
**[19:26] Hanako**
I'm in.
**[19:27] Kasumi**
Are you sure about that condition?
**[19:29] Kasumi**
It seems full of all kinds of holes.
**[19:31] Sensei**
All right, kids, we're
winning no matter what!
**[19:33] Sensei**
We'll win ugly if we have to.
**[19:34] Sensei**
Go for the eyes! The eyes!
**[19:36] A**
Sensei, are you sure it's a good idea to
hit a member you want in her weak spot?
**[19:39] Sensei**
Pass Club, service.
**[19:41] Hanako**
Tremble before me!
**[19:44] Hanako**
This is the Green-eyed Serve!
**[19:47] Sensei**
There it is!
**[19:48] Sensei**
The phrase by Shakespeare representing
jealousy in his play, Othello,
**[19:51] Sensei**
"green-eyed monster"!
**[19:53] Sensei**
Honda-san's special serve!
**[20:01] Hanako**
It couldn't stand up to Takeshi-sama's nose!
**[20:04] Olivia**
Use the back side, Hanako!
**[20:06] Hanako**
I had Takeshi-san put on both
sides when I ordered it.
**[20:08] Olivia**
Are you nuts?!
**[20:09] Hanako**
I'll go think of something.
**[20:11] Hanako**
Handle this, guys!
**[20:14] Olivia**
Wh-What do we do?
**[20:15] Kasumi**
I-It's fine.
**[20:16] Kasumi**
I'm good at physics.
**[20:23] Kasumi**
*I can see the ball's trajectory.*
**[20:26] Kasumi**
* Horizontal acceleration, vertical*
* acceleration, gravity, drag...*
***SIGN*** Calculating
**[20:32] Kasumi**
* All these factors determine the*
* ball's parabolic trajectory.*
**[20:36] Kasumi**
*Now!*
**[20:42] Kasumi**
My calculation was impeccable.
**[20:45] Olivia**
S-Sure.
**[20:46] Olivia**
Seriously, it's okay.
**[20:48] Olivia**
I believe you.
**[20:49] Hanako**
I'm back, guys.
**[20:52] Olivia**
Hanako...
**[20:53] Olivia**
Did you...
**[20:55] Olivia**
You broke it?!
**[20:57] Kasumi**
We can break these?
**[20:59] Olivia**
It's in the way for me, too.
**[21:00] Hanako**
Olivia!
**[21:01] Hanako**
What are you doing?!
**[21:03] Olivia**
But you broke yours.
**[21:04] Hanako**
I was crying!
**[21:06] Hanako**
I never gave you permission!
**[21:08] Hanako**
Right, Kasumi-san?
***SIGN*** Peeled off
**[21:10] Hanako**
Kasumi-san!
**[21:11] A**
Sorry to interrupt, but can we continue?
**[21:14] Hanako**
O-Of course.
**[21:16] Hanako**
I'm going to play seriously now.
**[21:18] A**
Yeah?
**[21:19] B**
You are, huh?
**[21:21] A**
We lose, then.
**[21:23] B**
The mixer afterwards is going
to suck if I sweat any more.
**[21:29] A**
Thank you, Sensei.
**[21:30] B**
See you tomorrow.
**[21:33] Kasumi**
Um...
**[21:34] Kasumi**
Do you have glue?
***SIGN*** Asobi Asobase
***SIGN*** Japanese Pastimes, Please
**[23:11] Kasumi**
I wonder what we're doing today.
**[23:12] Hanako**
I dunno.
***SIGN*** Ring toss
**[23:13] Narrator**
*Ring toss.*
**[23:15] Narrator**
* A game in which rings are*
* thrown to win prizes.*
***SIGN*** Prize
**[23:19] Narrator**
* However, the prize is often*
* larger than the ring,*
**[23:23] Narrator**
* making it unwinnable, or*
* moving just to piss you off.*
**[23:25] Narrator**
* They clearly have no intention*
* of letting you win.*
**[23:28] Olivia**
I'm so pissed.
**[23:29] Hanako**
Do it, Kasumi!
**[23:31] Kasumi**
I don't need this shit!
***SIGN*** I don't need this shit!
**[23:36] Hanako**
You'd seriously hammer it?!
***SIGN*** You'd seriously hammer it?!
***SIGN*** Asobi Asobase