# 12 - Daniel | Bra Meeting | Fairy Tale Battle Royale | Paper Wars
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***SIGN*** Daniel
**[01:33] Sensei**
Ta-da.
**[01:34] Sensei**
Look, isn't he adorable?
**[01:37] Hanako**
Sensei, when did you have a baby?
**[01:40] Kasumi**
C-Congratulations.
**[01:41] Sensei**
No, no.
**[01:42] Sensei**
This is my friend's baby.
**[01:45] Sensei**
I actually used to go to
this school, you know.
**[01:47] Hanako**
Really? I never knew.
**[01:48] Olivia**
Were the uniforms the same back in your day?
**[01:51] Sensei**
They were.
**[01:52] Sensei**
So my friend was in the pro wrestling
circle, and she came to say hi,
**[01:57] Sensei**
so I'm taking care of her
baby in the meantime.
**[02:00] Hanako**
She should have brought him.
**[02:01] Hanako**
Wouldn't the current members appreciate it?
**[02:03] Sensei**
She said it might be too
stimulating for the baby.
**[02:06] Hanako**
Hey, Sensei, I want to try holding him.
**[02:09] Sensei**
Are you used to taking
care of babies, Honda-san?
**[02:11] Hanako**
I used to hold my brother.
**[02:14] Sensei**
Really? Okay.
**[02:18] Hanako**
He smells so good!
**[02:20] Hanako**
The aroma of a mother's milk and pee, oh my!
**[02:25] Hanako**
I feel like I'm going to get high.
**[02:27] Olivia**
Are you sure there isn't
a better way to say that?
**[02:29] Hanako**
What's the problem? The baby's happy, too.
**[02:32] PA**
Higuchi-sensei, please come to
the staff office immediately.
**[02:35] Sensei**
Oh, dear, what should I do?
**[02:37] Hanako**
We'll watch the baby. You go ahead.
**[02:40] Sensei**
But...
**[02:40] Olivia**
Hanako does seem used to it.
**[02:42] Sensei**
I'm a bit worried, though.
**[02:45] Sensei**
I guess I could take him to my friend
before I go to the staff office.
**[02:48] Hanako**
He doesn't like it, Sensei.
**[02:50] Sensei**
You're right.
**[02:52] Sensei**
I'll be right back. Please take care of him.
**[02:55] Hanako**
Sure.
**[03:00] Hanako**
Why is he crying all of a sudden?!
**[03:02] Olivia**
I don't know. He was happy
until just a moment ago.
**[03:05] Hanako**
He's grabbing Kasumi-san's necktie!
**[03:06] Hanako**
He wants you to hold him!
**[03:09] Kasumi**
O-Okay, over here.
**[03:13] Hanako**
He stopped crying.
**[03:14] Hanako**
You like Kasumi? What an old geezer.
**[03:19] Hanako**
He's squeezing your boobs!
**[03:21] Kasumi**
Well, he's a baby.
**[03:22] Kasumi**
S-Sorry, I don't have any
plans for producing milk yet.
**[03:31] Kasumi**
This kid's pretending to want
milk, but look at his face,
**[03:33] Kasumi**
he totally just wants to
play with your boobies!
**[03:36] Kasumi**
You pervy brat!
**[03:37] Kasumi**
Disgusting!
**[03:38] Olivia**
A baby's not going to be thinking like that.
**[03:40] Hanako**
No, this one is!
**[03:41] Kasumi**
Okay, why don't you try holding him, then?
**[03:46] Hanako**
He smells so good!
**[03:48] Baby**
Flat.
**[03:50] Hanako**
He talked!
**[03:51] Hanako**
And I feel like he just insulted me!
**[03:53] Olivia**
No way, he couldn't have.
**[03:55] Kasumi**
He's a baby.
**[03:57] Olivia**
Hey, I want to hold him, too.
**[03:59] ---**
Here.
**[04:04] Olivia**
He's so cute!
**[04:05] Olivia**
So pudgy!
**[04:08] Baby**
Spicy!
**[04:09] Kasumi**
What?!
**[04:10] Hanako**
He definitely spoke just now!
**[04:12] Hanako**
Those were vicious words, too!
**[04:14] Olivia**
W-Well, I mean, he's a baby.
**[04:17] Olivia**
Here.
**[04:17] Hanako**
* That's not reassuring*
* when you say it shaking.*
**[04:19] Kasumi**
Why don't we put him down somewhere?
**[04:22] Hanako**
Yeah, I have a bad feeling
about holding him for too long.
**[04:29] Hanako**
He's like...
**[04:31] Hanako**
He seems kind of cocky, don't you think?
**[04:33] Kasumi**
Maybe he's not holding his head up.
**[04:35] Hanako**
Is it safe to put him on a chair
when his head's not being held up?
**[04:40] Hanako**
There's something menacing about him.
**[04:42] Kasumi**
Maybe he wants something to suckle on.
**[04:45] Olivia**
Oh yeah, there was a bag full
of baby stuff on Sensei's desk.
**[04:49] Olivia**
I wonder if she has something.
**[04:52] Olivia**
Pacifier!
**[04:54] Kasumi**
Why don't you give that to the baby?
**[04:58] Olivia**
Here you go.
**[04:59] Olivia**
He's so cute!
**[05:01] Kasumi**
He's really just a baby.
**[05:08] Hanako**
Dude, this kid's a mafia don!
**[05:10] Hanako**
This kid's weird!
**[05:12] Hanako**
Do you think he might have
memories from his past life?
**[05:14] Kasumi**
N-No way.
**[05:15] Kasumi**
He's a baby, after all.
**[05:16] Hanako**
I'm sick of hearing that!
**[05:19] Kasumi**
I think he's hot.
**[05:21] Olivia**
Oh, yeah.
**[05:23] Olivia**
Ta-da.
**[05:23] Olivia**
Mini fan.
**[05:25] Olivia**
I snuck it in from home.
**[05:27] Kasumi**
Let's turn it on and cool him off.
**[05:32] Olivia**
How's that? Nice and cool?
**[05:34] Olivia**
He's liking it.
**[05:36] Hanako**
Hey, what else is in this bag?
**[05:40] Olivia**
Wait, I want to see.
**[05:41] Hanako**
Huh? What's this white powder?
**[05:44] Olivia**
Cold medicine or something, maybe?
**[05:46] Hanako**
Are babies supposed to take
antibiotics and stuff?
**[05:49] Hanako**
It says something on it.
**[05:51] Hanako**
You there, baby, what are you doing?!
**[05:56] Hanako**
It's pulling me in!
**[05:58] Olivia**
Wait, Hanako-san, don't go that way!
**[06:00] Hanako**
Kasumi-san, the switch!
**[06:01] Hanako**
Press the stop button!
**[06:03] Kasumi**
O-Okay!
**[06:04] Kasumi**
Um, the baby's playing on top of
the switch with a giant smile.
**[06:07] Hanako**
Just move that creature out of the way!
**[06:11] Hanako**
Help me!
**[06:12] Hanako**
Hanako!
**[06:19] Hanako**
He's legit trying to kill me!
**[06:21] Kasumi**
Stay back, it's dangerous.
**[06:23] Hanako**
Press the stop button before
you hold that damn flesh blob!
**[06:27] Kasumi**
H-Hold on, my hands are full.
**[06:30] Hanako**
Are you mental?!
**[06:37] Hanako**
It's over...
**[06:43] Hanako**
I'm safe?
**[06:44] Hanako**
Kasumi's leg!
**[06:48] Olivia**
You tugged on the cable.
**[06:50] Kasumi**
Oh, you're right.
**[06:51] Hanako**
You could have done that sooner.
**[06:53] Sensei**
Sorry, guys, was everything okay?
**[06:57] Sensei**
Oh, good, he's happy.
**[06:59] Mom**
Sorry for the trouble, everyone.
**[07:02] Hanako**
It's fine.
**[07:04] Hanako**
Hm? You like the ladies?
**[07:06] Hanako**
He doesn't usually like anyone besides me.
**[07:09] Kasumi**
Oh, really?
**[07:11] Hanako**
I'm absolutely honored.
**[07:12] Olivia**
Yay, I'm so happy.
**[07:14] Baby**
Oh
**[07:16] Baby**
yay.
**[07:17] Baby**
Oh
**[07:18] Baby**
boy.
**[07:20] Baby**
I
**[07:20] Baby**
found
**[07:21] Baby**
my
**[07:22] Baby**
self
**[07:24] Baby**
a
**[07:25] Baby**
brand
**[07:26] Baby**
new
**[07:28] Baby**
toy.
**[07:29] Mom**
Look at him giggle.
**[07:31] Mom**
He's so happy.
**[07:32] Hanako**
Is it just me, or was he saying something?
***SIGN*** Asobi Asobase
***SIGN*** Bra Meeting
**[07:41] Olivia**
It was so hot.
**[07:44] Hanako**
Why do we need to get hit
by freak weather on PE day?
**[07:48] Olivia**
I know, it's so sweaty and gross.
**[07:51] Hanako**
My sports bra is all sticky, too.
**[07:53] Olivia**
Take it off.
**[07:54] Hanako**
Are you serious?
**[07:55] Hanako**
They'll sag if I do.
**[07:57] Olivia**
They aren't big enough to sag. Don't worry.
**[07:59] Hanako**
How would you kn—
**[08:09] Hanako**
Kasumi-shan...
**[08:10] Kasumi**
What is it?
**[08:11] Hanako**
Y-Your bra-sama is f-f-fantastic.
**[08:18] Kasumi**
Th-Th-This was the only style
I could find in my size.
**[08:23] Hanako**
"This was the only style
I could find in my size"?
**[08:31] Hanako**
Say what?
**[08:32] Olivia**
*Here we go again.*
**[08:33] Hanako**
That's the kind of excuse boys
make when they say their moms
**[08:37] Hanako**
would only buy them certain trunks.
**[08:40] Kasumi**
Huh? What kind of analogy is that?
**[08:42] Kasumi**
I don't get it at all.
**[08:44] Kasumi**
*I should get changed fast.*
**[08:46] Kasumi**
I swear, it's true!
**[08:48] Kasumi**
I'd want to choose from more
designs if I could, too!
**[08:51] Hanako**
You'd never know what it feels
like to be a have-not, Kasumi-san.
**[08:57] Kasumi**
N-No, well...
**[08:58] Kasumi**
I always wonder how much fun it would be
**[09:02] Kasumi**
to choose from lots of different
designs like you can, Hanako-san.
**[09:06] Kasumi**
There are more cute designs for smaller bras.
**[09:12] Hanako**
Tell me more!
**[09:14] Olivia**
Put your clothes on, Hanako.
**[09:15] N**
*And then what happened?*
***SIGN*** Pastimers Club
**[09:17] Hanako**
I've only ever worn sports bras until now.
**[09:20] Hanako**
It's finally time to make my real bra debut!
**[09:24] Hanako**
So what kind of bra are you wearing, Olivia?
**[09:26] Olivia**
Want to see?
**[09:28] Olivia**
You climb the stairs to adulthood...
**[09:31] Olivia**
...but...
**[09:32] Olivia**
...you're still a Cinderella.
**[09:33] Kasumi**
Uh...
**[09:34] Kasumi**
Okay, here's a bra website, then.
**[09:36] Hanako**
Sure, I shall take a look.
***SIGN*** New
***SIGN*** Cleavage - Wire Free Premium
**[09:40] Hanako**
There's more to them than
a lot of outfits, right?
**[09:43] Olivia**
I know.
**[09:44] Olivia**
Lace is so delicate.
**[09:45] Olivia**
Some of them even have shape memory.
**[09:47] Hanako**
It's the future.
**[09:48] Hanako**
This one's cute!
**[09:49] Hanako**
Can I click on it?
**[09:50] Kasumi**
Wait, before that, you should
probably measure your bust size.
**[09:55] Hanako**
I always buy small sports bras.
**[09:57] Kasumi**
Bras are more specific.
**[09:59] Kasumi**
You need to measure in centimeters.
**[10:01] Hanako**
I secretly measured at night,
and it was 74 centimeters.
**[10:05] Hanako**
I'll click A 75.
**[10:07] Kasumi**
Wait, wait.
**[10:08] Kasumi**
Which 74 centimeters is that 74 centimeters?
**[10:11] Hanako**
My breasts.
**[10:14] Kasumi**
Oh, we need to measure your band size.
**[10:16] ---**
What do you mean "band size"?
**[10:17] Hanako**
The A 75 means 75 centimeters band.
**[10:23] Kasumi**
It looks something like this.
***SIGN*** Bust
Band
**[10:25] Kasumi**
The ratio between the top and
under determines your cup size.
**[10:28] Hanako**
Is that math?
**[10:28] Kasumi**
It's not math.
**[10:29] Hanako**
Wait, that's so complicated.
**[10:31] Kasumi**
No, it's fine.
**[10:32] Kasumi**
It's easy if you measure it out.
**[10:35] Kasumi**
I'm going to measure from over your bra.
**[10:37] Hanako**
*Huh?*
**[10:38] ---**
*Come to think of it...*
**[10:40] Person A**
* I have a marshmallow body measuring*
* bust 85, waist 60, hip 88.*
**[10:45] (Flashback) Maeda**
Bust 85...
**[10:47] (Flashback) Maeda**
That's a C cup.
**[10:48] (Flashback) Hanako**
How do you know that?
**[10:50] (Flashback) Maeda**
An 85 is about this big.
**[10:52] (Flashback) Maeda**
The left hand just sits there.
**[10:54] (Flashback) Hanako**
Could you please stop with the hand motions?!
**[10:56] (Flashback) Maeda**
It's an assessment based
on a big data dataset.
**[10:58] (Flashback) Maeda**
An 85 is a C.
**[11:00] (Flashback) Hanako**
I-I see.
**[11:02] (Flashback) Hanako**
Then what about a bust 96?
**[11:04] (Flashback) Grandpa**
Bust 96, you say?
**[11:06] (Flashback) Hanako**
Please don't come joining in, Grandpa.
**[11:09] (Flashback) Grandpa**
Bust 96 should be...
**[11:11] (Flashback) Grandpa**
Something like this, which makes it an F cup.
**[11:14] (Flashback) Hanako**
Seriously, stop it with the hands!
**[11:16] (Flashback) Grandpa**
Jackie was making the same
motions in *Shaolin Wooden Men*.
**[11:20] (Flashback) Hanako**
No he wasn't!
**[11:20] (Flashback) Hanako**
I never saw that!
**[11:22] Hanako**
*Wait, so what was that?*
**[11:26] Kasumi**
Hey, I'm done measuring.
**[11:28] Hanako**
How was it?
**[11:29] Kasumi**
Let's see, you have a band
size of 68 and a bust of 75.
**[11:35] Hanako**
Bust 75?!
**[11:37] Hanako**
I grew a centimeter!
**[11:39] Olivia**
Congrats!
**[11:40] Hanako**
Does that mean I have a B cup?
**[11:42] Hanako**
Am I climbing the B ladder?
**[11:44] Kasumi**
Let's see...
**[11:45] Kasumi**
Oh, you're an AA cup.
**[11:50] Kasumi**
Wait, maybe I'm an AA
between an A and B, right?
**[11:54] Kasumi**
Yay!
**[11:55] Kasumi**
Uh, I have to go to the bathroom.
**[11:57] Olivia**
Don't run away, Kasumi.
**[11:59] Olivia**
You have to tell her the truth.
**[12:03] Kasumi**
It's smaller than an A.
**[12:06] Hanako**
*I had a feeling.*
**[12:09] Hanako**
Why?
**[12:10] Hanako**
Did I do something wrong?
**[12:13] Kasumi**
You did nothing wrong.
**[12:14] Hanako**
Why then has God reduced my size so?!
**[12:18] Olivia**
Hanako...
**[12:19] Hanako**
Olivia...
**[12:20] Olivia**
Maybe you were imagining things
when you thought you were an A.
**[12:24] Olivia**
Like one of those people
who thinks they're a wizard
**[12:26] Olivia**
because they're receiving some
kind of signal from the sky.
**[12:29] Kasumi**
Hanako-san!
**[12:31] Hanako**
Let me go!
**[12:32] Hanako**
I'm going to enroll at the boys' school!
**[12:34] Kasumi**
Calm down!
**[12:37] Hanako**
Give me your flesh!
**[12:38] Kasumi**
Hanako?!
**[12:40] Kasumi**
All right, here goes the suction!
**[12:42] Kasumi**
Liposuction of the breasts!
**[12:44] Olivia**
Hanako's broken!
**[12:52] Olivia**
Wh-What's wrong?
**[12:55] Hanako**
I choked...
**[12:56] Hanako**
Stuff came out.
**[12:57] Olivia**
What stuff?
**[12:58] Hanako**
I think I've angered the boob gods.
**[13:02] Hanako**
I'm sorry, please don't take
any more boob away from me.
**[13:08] Kasumi**
Hanako-san, it's okay.
**[13:10] Kasumi**
On behalf of the boob gods, I forgive you.
**[13:15] Hanako**
I...
**[13:16] Hanako**
I...
**[13:17] Hanako**
I ask for the graces of the boob gods.
**[13:21] Olivia**
* I don't know how they're managing*
* to hold a conversation,*
**[13:23] Olivia**
* but what's this "boob god"*
* that came out of nowhere?*
***SIGN*** Asobi Asobase
**[13:27] [SONG] Text**
Fairy Tale Battle Royale
**[13:33] Olivia**
Damn it!
**[13:34] Olivia**
Take this, damn it!
**[13:36] Hanako**
What're you doing, Olivia?
**[13:37] Olivia**
This game that was developed in my
country is popular in Japan right now.
**[13:41] Hanako**
It must be a weird one, then.
**[13:42] Olivia**
Ouch, but it's so cute.
***SIGN*** Let's play together!
***SIGN*** Fairy Tale Hell
***SIGN*** Fairy Tale Hell.
**[13:48] Hanako**
What the? It's so cute!
**[13:50] Kasumi**
Oh, yeah.
**[13:51] Kasumi**
It looks fun.
**[13:52] Olivia**
Let's play it together, then.
**[13:54] Olivia**
I've been playing solo all this time, and
I've been waiting to play team games.
**[13:58] Hanako**
Yay!
**[13:59] Olivia**
You can download it from the Pineapple Store.
**[14:01] Hanako**
Right.
**[14:02] Hanako**
The Pineapple store. Sure.
**[14:03] Kasumi**
Uh...
**[14:04] Kasumi**
I have an old school phone.
**[14:06] Olivia**
You can play on PC, too.
**[14:07] Olivia**
You should play on your laptop.
**[14:09] Hanako**
All right, I downloaded it.
**[14:11] Hanako**
Let's start!
**[14:12] Thing**
*Welcome to Fairy Tale Hell!*
**[14:14] Thing**
*Select a character.*
***SIGN*** Name: Kitty-chan
***SIGN*** Abilities: Good with hands
***SIGN*** Character Select
***SIGN*** Select
***SIGN*** I'm good with my hands
***SIGN*** Name: Doggo-chan
***SIGN*** Abilities: Fast runner
***SIGN*** I'm a fast runner
***SIGN*** Name: Bunny-chan
***SIGN*** Abilities: Good jumper
***SIGN*** I'm a good jumper
***SIGN*** Name: Froggy-san
***SIGN*** Abilities: Good vision
***SIGN*** I have good vision
***SIGN*** Abilities: Strong
***SIGN*** Name: Teddy-chan
***SIGN*** I'm strong
***SIGN*** Name: Fox-chan
***SIGN*** Abilities: Awful personality
***SIGN*** I have an awful personality
**[14:26] Hanako**
Who are you playing, Olivia?
**[14:27] Olivia**
I'm Bunny-chan.
**[14:28] Hanako**
I'll play Kitty-chan, then.
**[14:30] Kasumi**
I'll play Doggo-chan.
***SIGN*** Oden | Lollipop | Flowers | Drink Crayon | Cake | Donuts | Candy
**[14:31] Voice**
*Choose an item.*
**[14:33] Hanako**
They're all so cute.
**[14:34] Hanako**
What should I choose?
**[14:35] Kasumi**
Why are they all sideways?
**[14:37] Olivia**
Oden's useful.
**[14:38] Kasumi**
Is it?
**[14:40] Kasumi**
I'll go with that, then.
**[14:41] Hanako**
I'll take a lollipop.
**[14:42] Olivia**
Lollipops are good for beginners.
**[14:45] Voice**
*Choose a name for your team.*
**[14:46] Hanako**
A team name?
**[14:48] Olivia**
We might as well call it Pastimers Club.
**[14:50] Kasumi**
Okay, let's go with Pastimers Club.
**[14:52] Voice**
*Your team name is Pastimers Club.*
**[14:55] Voice**
*Is this right?*
**[14:56] Hanako**
This'll be fun!
**[14:58] Olivia**
Hey, we already got someone.
**[14:59] Hanako**
Got what?
**[15:00] Olivia**
Team HISHA wants to play with us.
**[15:03] Hanako**
You can play with other teams?
**[15:05] Olivia**
Sure you can.
**[15:06] Olivia**
That's the main part of the game, actually.
**[15:08] Hanako**
Okay, let's accept, then.
**[15:09] Olivia**
Okay.
**[15:10] Voice**
* Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,*
* four, three, two, one, start!*
**[15:12] Olivia**
The countdown's starting.
**[15:13] Olivia**
Are you ready, guys?
**[15:14] Hanako**
Okay.
**[15:15] Olivia**
I forgot to teach you the rules.
**[15:17] Olivia**
Oh, well, it's simple.
**[15:18] Olivia**
You can learn as you go.
**[15:19] Kasumi**
Got it.
***SIGN*** Start!
**[15:22] Hanako**
Kasumi-san, where are you?
**[15:24] Kasumi**
Over here.
**[15:25] Hanako**
Where's Olivia?
**[15:26] Olivia**
Here.
**[15:27] Olivia**
Here.
**[15:28] Hanako**
Why are you hiding there?
**[15:30] Kasumi**
I know.
**[15:31] Kasumi**
Let's go explore Fairy Land.
**[15:33] Olivia**
No, no.
**[15:33] Olivia**
You have to hide.
**[15:35] Hanako**
Come on, are you being squeamish
just because you're playing a bunny?
**[15:37] Olivia**
Stop it!
**[15:38] Olivia**
You need to hide, too, Hanako!
**[15:45] Olivia**
You're dead already.
**[15:47] Hanako**
Wait!
**[15:48] Hanako**
What's up with this game?!
**[15:49] Olivia**
Hurry up, you have to get treatment.
**[15:51] Hanako**
Why am I twitching?
**[15:52] Olivia**
You'll die if you don't eat
your lollipop within a minute.
***SIGN*** Inventory
**[15:55] Olivia**
You forgot to buy it.
**[15:57] Olivia**
You only have poo.
**[15:58] Hanako**
Somebody help me!
**[16:00] Olivia**
Bah, your character's screwed.
**[16:02] Olivia**
Well, you're dead.
**[16:06] Olivia**
Come on, Kasumi, you have to hide, too.
**[16:09] Hanako**
No way!
**[16:10] Hanako**
This game's too distasteful!
**[16:14] Olivia**
Kasumi!
**[16:15] ---**
I'm scared!
**[16:16] Olivia**
Don't run out in the open like that!
**[16:19] Kasumi**
I have no clue...
***SIGN*** Yay!
***SIGN*** Critical hit!
***SIGN*** You got to die without suffering!
**[16:31] Olivia**
I'm the only one left.
**[16:33] Olivia**
All three of them on the enemy
team are probably alive.
**[16:36] Olivia**
I think they shot at us from this way.
**[16:40] Olivia**
I knew it, they're after me!
***SIGN*** The first player to make it to the "Hill of Hope"
***SIGN*** gets the special weapon "Anthrax"!
**[16:48] Olivia**
I got a quest.
**[16:50] Olivia**
I don't know...
**[16:51] Olivia**
Let's crawl through the flower fields.
***SIGN*** You triggered a flower field landmine.
Watch out for flowers with different colors!
**[17:01] Olivia**
I lost!
**[17:03] Olivia**
The enemy team's so good.
**[17:06] Olivia**
All right, let's go for round two!
**[17:09] Hanako**
No, I'm good.
**[17:10] Kasumi**
Me, too.
**[17:11] Olivia**
Why? We're just getting started.
**[17:14] Hanako**
I'm traumatized.
**[17:16] Kasumi**
I'm going to have nightmares.
**[17:19] Olivia**
Hey, I got a message.
**[17:21] Olivia**
It's from the HISHA people we just played.
**[17:23] Olivia**
"ez. git gud, noobs."
**[17:26] Olivia**
I'll tell them, "It's our first day playing."
**[17:29] Olivia**
It's best to just ignore these messages.
**[17:31] Olivia**
More messages.
**[17:32] Olivia**
"It's too much fun wrecking Fairy
Talers in over their heads."
**[17:36] Olivia**
"That first cat was worse than a paramecium."
**[17:40] Olivia**
HISHA says they want to play again. Weird.
**[17:43] Hanako**
Bring it on!
**[17:44] Hanako**
I know how the game works, now.
**[17:46] Hanako**
I'll tear them to shreds!
**[17:47] Olivia**
Okay, buy lots of lollipops.
**[17:50] Olivia**
Donuts work as shields, so let's buy three.
**[17:51] Hanako**
But donuts have holes in the
middle... Is that safe?!
**[17:53] Olivia**
All right!
***SIGN*** Three, two, one, start!
***SIGN*** Start!
**[17:56] Olivia**
Here we go!
**[17:59] Olivia**
Wait, Hanako, what are you shooting at?
**[18:01] Hanako**
Wait, wait, I don't know the controls!
**[18:03] Hanako**
I can't stop!
**[18:04] Olivia**
You aren't hitting anyone!
**[18:06] Hanako**
Wait, I stopped.
**[18:07] Hanako**
Am I out of ammo?
**[18:10] Hanako**
I got hit first again!
**[18:12] Kasumi**
Hold on, I'll do something with the candy!
**[18:14] Olivia**
Kasumi, use your scope to find the enemy.
**[18:16] Kasumi**
H-How?
**[18:17] Olivia**
That chikuwa fish cake is your scope.
**[18:19] Kasumi**
Oh, I see.
**[18:20] Kasumi**
I think I saw them from over there.
**[18:22] Olivia**
Oh yeah, there's something there.
**[18:24] Kasumi**
But it's so small, I don't know what's what.
**[18:26] Olivia**
You can zoom in with your mouse wheel.
**[18:28] Kasumi**
Got it.
**[18:29] Kasumi**
Zoom...
**[18:31] Kasumi**
Gross!
**[18:32] Olivia**
They've totally ditched
short range for long range,
**[18:34] Olivia**
and they have a really good sniper
with the pervy Froggy-san!
**[18:38] Girl A**
They had the name Pastimers
Club, so I thought maybe...
**[18:42] Girl B**
I guess it really was the Pastimers Club.
**[18:44] Girl A**
They're so bad, too.
**[18:46] Girl A**
The president's fingers, though...
**[18:48] Girl B**
She's always impressive to see.
**[18:51] President**
It's been a long time since I've
lost my ability to play shogi.
**[18:55] President**
Enomoto, will I ever hold
a shogi piece again?
**[19:02] Girl A**
Please...
**[19:03] Girl A**
You'll get better.
I believe in you, President.
**[19:05] President**
This is all the Pastimers Club's fault.
**[19:10] President**
Revenge shall be mine.
**[19:15] President**
Time to checkmate and take
their King in this world, too.
**[19:20] Girl A**
Yes, President!
**[19:22] Olivia**
I lost again!
**[19:24] Olivia**
Their team is too good.
**[19:26] Olivia**
What to do?
**[19:27] Olivia**
HISHA wants to play again.
**[19:29] Olivia**
Want to play a third game?
**[19:29] Hanako**
I already deleted the app.
**[19:31] Hanako**
I'm good.
**[19:31] Kasumi**
Me, too.
***SIGN*** Asobi Asobase
***SIGN*** Paper Wars
***SIGN*** Paper Wars
***SIGN*** Rules Choose your territories on a large sheet of paper. Draw a princess in the center of each territory, and surround her with weapons (anything goes). If you convince your opponent that they don't stand a chance, you win!
**[19:43] Maeda**
Hanako-sama, I came only
to deliver an umbrella.
**[19:47] Maeda**
Is it acceptable that I've joined?
**[19:49] Hanako**
I wanted another player anyway.
**[19:51] Hanako**
Okay, then.
**[19:53] Hanako**
Let's start the game!
**[19:57] Olivia**
What's this?
**[19:58] Hanako**
It's a cannon!
**[19:59] Olivia**
Okay, next.
**[20:02] Hanako**
What's this?
**[20:04] Olivia**
A shield to protect me against the cannon.
**[20:06] Olivia**
It can protect against anything.
**[20:08] Hanako**
I see.
**[20:09] Hanako**
You're starting strong.
**[20:11] Maeda**
Okay, I'm next.
**[20:14] Hanako**
What's that creepy shit?!
**[20:15] Maeda**
Th-This is the most powerful monster.
**[20:18] Maeda**
It can triple the cannon's output.
**[20:20] Maeda**
It can destroy about half of
Olivia's shield. Probably.
**[20:24] Kasumi**
I'm next.
**[20:27] Kasumi**
I-It's a knight.
**[20:29] Hanako**
You're so good at drawing.
**[20:31] Hanako**
Next...
**[20:34] Olivia**
What's this?
**[20:36] Hanako**
I played it already.
**[20:38] Hanako**
Maybe it was too soon.
**[20:40] Hanako**
The strongest creature in the world...
**[20:41] Hanako**
Mister Man!
**[20:42] Olivia**
H-How is he the strongest?
**[20:45] Hanako**
Um...
**[20:48] Hanako**
He's super strong!
**[20:49] Hanako**
He can... petrify? With his eyes.
**[20:53] Hanako**
And so he's going to petrify your knight!
**[20:57] Kasumi**
Aw...
**[20:58] Olivia**
All right.
**[21:01] Hanako**
What's this?
**[21:02] Olivia**
A wizard.
**[21:04] Olivia**
He can deflect curses and stuff.
**[21:05] Olivia**
And now Mister Man's petrified!
**[21:09] Kasumi**
My most powerful Mister Man's defeated!
**[21:11] Maeda**
Allow me, Hanako-sama.
**[21:17] Hanako**
Seriously, what is that parasite thing?!
**[21:20] Maeda**
But this is the most powerful...
**[21:22] Maeda**
Like...
**[21:23] Maeda**
It's the best at everything.
**[21:25] Maeda**
It's performing the Mister
Man recovery ritual.
**[21:27] Hanako**
Yay, Mister Man is back!
**[21:33] Hanako**
What's this?
**[21:34] Kasumi**
A speech.
**[21:35] Kasumi**
He can appease the enemy
and bring him over to my side.
**[21:41] Kasumi**
What's this?
**[21:42] Hanako**
Tissue paper handouts, but
with earplugs instead!
**[21:44] Hanako**
The speech is disabled by the earplugs!
**[21:47] Kasumi**
Give us something good, Olivia-san.
**[21:50] Olivia**
Yeah.
**[21:52] Hanako**
Is that a dinosaur with wings?
**[21:54] Olivia**
It's a dragon!
**[21:55] Olivia**
A dragon!
**[21:55] Olivia**
It defeats the enemy in a single blow.
**[21:58] Hanako**
Damn it!
**[21:59] Maeda**
Allow me, Hanako-sama.
**[22:02] Hanako**
Is that the only thing you can draw?!
**[22:04] Maeda**
It's the most powerful monster...
**[22:05] Hanako**
You already said that!
**[22:07] Olivia**
*How do we make this end?*