12 - Daniel | Bra Meeting | Fairy Tale Battle Royale | Paper Wars

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SIGN    Daniel
[01:33] Sensei
    Ta-da.
[01:34] Sensei
    Look, isn't he adorable?
[01:37] Hanako
    Sensei, when did you have a baby?
[01:40] Kasumi
    C-Congratulations.
[01:41] Sensei
    No, no.
[01:42] Sensei
    This is my friend's baby.
[01:45] Sensei
    I actually used to go to
    this school, you know.
[01:47] Hanako
    Really? I never knew.
[01:48] Olivia
    Were the uniforms the same back in your day?
[01:51] Sensei
    They were.
[01:52] Sensei
    So my friend was in the pro wrestling
    circle, and she came to say hi,
[01:57] Sensei
    so I'm taking care of her
    baby in the meantime.
[02:00] Hanako
    She should have brought him.
[02:01] Hanako
    Wouldn't the current members appreciate it?
[02:03] Sensei
    She said it might be too
    stimulating for the baby.
[02:06] Hanako
    Hey, Sensei, I want to try holding him.
[02:09] Sensei
    Are you used to taking
    care of babies, Honda-san?
[02:11] Hanako
    I used to hold my brother.
[02:14] Sensei
    Really? Okay.
[02:18] Hanako
    He smells so good!
[02:20] Hanako
    The aroma of a mother's milk and pee, oh my!
[02:25] Hanako
    I feel like I'm going to get high.
[02:27] Olivia
    Are you sure there isn't
    a better way to say that?
[02:29] Hanako
    What's the problem? The baby's happy, too.
[02:32] PA
    Higuchi-sensei, please come to
    the staff office immediately.
[02:35] Sensei
    Oh, dear, what should I do?
[02:37] Hanako
    We'll watch the baby. You go ahead.
[02:40] Sensei
    But...
[02:40] Olivia
    Hanako does seem used to it.
[02:42] Sensei
    I'm a bit worried, though.
[02:45] Sensei
    I guess I could take him to my friend
    before I go to the staff office.
[02:48] Hanako
    He doesn't like it, Sensei.
[02:50] Sensei
    You're right.
[02:52] Sensei
    I'll be right back. Please take care of him.
[02:55] Hanako
    Sure.
[03:00] Hanako
    Why is he crying all of a sudden?!
[03:02] Olivia
    I don't know. He was happy
    until just a moment ago.
[03:05] Hanako
    He's grabbing Kasumi-san's necktie!
[03:06] Hanako
    He wants you to hold him!
[03:09] Kasumi
    O-Okay, over here.
[03:13] Hanako
    He stopped crying.
[03:14] Hanako
    You like Kasumi? What an old geezer.
[03:19] Hanako
    He's squeezing your boobs!
[03:21] Kasumi
    Well, he's a baby.
[03:22] Kasumi
    S-Sorry, I don't have any
    plans for producing milk yet.
[03:31] Kasumi
    This kid's pretending to want
    milk, but look at his face,
[03:33] Kasumi
    he totally just wants to
    play with your boobies!
[03:36] Kasumi
    You pervy brat!
[03:37] Kasumi
    Disgusting!
[03:38] Olivia
    A baby's not going to be thinking like that.
[03:40] Hanako
    No, this one is!
[03:41] Kasumi
    Okay, why don't you try holding him, then?
[03:46] Hanako
    He smells so good!
[03:48] Baby
    Flat.
[03:50] Hanako
    He talked!
[03:51] Hanako
    And I feel like he just insulted me!
[03:53] Olivia
    No way, he couldn't have.
[03:55] Kasumi
    He's a baby.
[03:57] Olivia
    Hey, I want to hold him, too.
[03:59] ---
    Here.
[04:04] Olivia
    He's so cute!
[04:05] Olivia
    So pudgy!
[04:08] Baby
    Spicy!
[04:09] Kasumi
    What?!
[04:10] Hanako
    He definitely spoke just now!
[04:12] Hanako
    Those were vicious words, too!
[04:14] Olivia
    W-Well, I mean, he's a baby.
[04:17] Olivia
    Here.
[04:17] Hanako
    That's not reassuring
    when you say it shaking.
[04:19] Kasumi
    Why don't we put him down somewhere?
[04:22] Hanako
    Yeah, I have a bad feeling
    about holding him for too long.
[04:29] Hanako
    He's like...
[04:31] Hanako
    He seems kind of cocky, don't you think?
[04:33] Kasumi
    Maybe he's not holding his head up.
[04:35] Hanako
    Is it safe to put him on a chair
    when his head's not being held up?
[04:40] Hanako
    There's something menacing about him.
[04:42] Kasumi
    Maybe he wants something to suckle on.
[04:45] Olivia
    Oh yeah, there was a bag full
    of baby stuff on Sensei's desk.
[04:49] Olivia
    I wonder if she has something.
[04:52] Olivia
    Pacifier!
[04:54] Kasumi
    Why don't you give that to the baby?
[04:58] Olivia
    Here you go.
[04:59] Olivia
    He's so cute!
[05:01] Kasumi
    He's really just a baby.
[05:08] Hanako
    Dude, this kid's a mafia don!
[05:10] Hanako
    This kid's weird!
[05:12] Hanako
    Do you think he might have
    memories from his past life?
[05:14] Kasumi
    N-No way.
[05:15] Kasumi
    He's a baby, after all.
[05:16] Hanako
    I'm sick of hearing that!
[05:19] Kasumi
    I think he's hot.
[05:21] Olivia
    Oh, yeah.
[05:23] Olivia
    Ta-da.
[05:23] Olivia
    Mini fan.
[05:25] Olivia
    I snuck it in from home.
[05:27] Kasumi
    Let's turn it on and cool him off.
[05:32] Olivia
    How's that? Nice and cool?
[05:34] Olivia
    He's liking it.
[05:36] Hanako
    Hey, what else is in this bag?
[05:40] Olivia
    Wait, I want to see.
[05:41] Hanako
    Huh? What's this white powder?
[05:44] Olivia
    Cold medicine or something, maybe?
[05:46] Hanako
    Are babies supposed to take
    antibiotics and stuff?
[05:49] Hanako
    It says something on it.
[05:51] Hanako
    You there, baby, what are you doing?!
[05:56] Hanako
    It's pulling me in!
[05:58] Olivia
    Wait, Hanako-san, don't go that way!
[06:00] Hanako
    Kasumi-san, the switch!
[06:01] Hanako
    Press the stop button!
[06:03] Kasumi
    O-Okay!
[06:04] Kasumi
    Um, the baby's playing on top of
    the switch with a giant smile.
[06:07] Hanako
    Just move that creature out of the way!
[06:11] Hanako
    Help me!
[06:12] Hanako
    Hanako!
[06:19] Hanako
    He's legit trying to kill me!
[06:21] Kasumi
    Stay back, it's dangerous.
[06:23] Hanako
    Press the stop button before
    you hold that damn flesh blob!
[06:27] Kasumi
    H-Hold on, my hands are full.
[06:30] Hanako
    Are you mental?!
[06:37] Hanako
    It's over...
[06:43] Hanako
    I'm safe?
[06:44] Hanako
    Kasumi's leg!
[06:48] Olivia
    You tugged on the cable.
[06:50] Kasumi
    Oh, you're right.
[06:51] Hanako
    You could have done that sooner.
[06:53] Sensei
    Sorry, guys, was everything okay?
[06:57] Sensei
    Oh, good, he's happy.
[06:59] Mom
    Sorry for the trouble, everyone.
[07:02] Hanako
    It's fine.
[07:04] Hanako
    Hm? You like the ladies?
[07:06] Hanako
    He doesn't usually like anyone besides me.
[07:09] Kasumi
    Oh, really?
[07:11] Hanako
    I'm absolutely honored.
[07:12] Olivia
    Yay, I'm so happy.
[07:14] Baby
    Oh
[07:16] Baby
    yay.
[07:17] Baby
    Oh
[07:18] Baby
    boy.
[07:20] Baby
    I
[07:20] Baby
    found
[07:21] Baby
    my
[07:22] Baby
    self
[07:24] Baby
    a
[07:25] Baby
    brand
[07:26] Baby
    new
[07:28] Baby
    toy.
[07:29] Mom
    Look at him giggle.
[07:31] Mom
    He's so happy.
[07:32] Hanako
    Is it just me, or was he saying something?
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
SIGN    Bra Meeting
[07:41] Olivia
    It was so hot.
[07:44] Hanako
    Why do we need to get hit
    by freak weather on PE day?
[07:48] Olivia
    I know, it's so sweaty and gross.
[07:51] Hanako
    My sports bra is all sticky, too.
[07:53] Olivia
    Take it off.
[07:54] Hanako
    Are you serious?
[07:55] Hanako
    They'll sag if I do.
[07:57] Olivia
    They aren't big enough to sag. Don't worry.
[07:59] Hanako
    How would you kn—
[08:09] Hanako
    Kasumi-shan...
[08:10] Kasumi
    What is it?
[08:11] Hanako
    Y-Your bra-sama is f-f-fantastic.
[08:18] Kasumi
    Th-Th-This was the only style
    I could find in my size.
[08:23] Hanako
    "This was the only style
    I could find in my size"?
[08:31] Hanako
    Say what?
[08:32] Olivia
    Here we go again.
[08:33] Hanako
    That's the kind of excuse boys
    make when they say their moms
[08:37] Hanako
    would only buy them certain trunks.
[08:40] Kasumi
    Huh? What kind of analogy is that?
[08:42] Kasumi
    I don't get it at all.
[08:44] Kasumi
    I should get changed fast.
[08:46] Kasumi
    I swear, it's true!
[08:48] Kasumi
    I'd want to choose from more
    designs if I could, too!
[08:51] Hanako
    You'd never know what it feels
    like to be a have-not, Kasumi-san.
[08:57] Kasumi
    N-No, well...
[08:58] Kasumi
    I always wonder how much fun it would be
[09:02] Kasumi
    to choose from lots of different
    designs like you can, Hanako-san.
[09:06] Kasumi
    There are more cute designs for smaller bras.
[09:12] Hanako
    Tell me more!
[09:14] Olivia
    Put your clothes on, Hanako.
[09:15] N
    And then what happened?
SIGN    Pastimers Club
[09:17] Hanako
    I've only ever worn sports bras until now.
[09:20] Hanako
    It's finally time to make my real bra debut!
[09:24] Hanako
    So what kind of bra are you wearing, Olivia?
[09:26] Olivia
    Want to see?
[09:28] Olivia
    You climb the stairs to adulthood...
[09:31] Olivia
    ...but...
[09:32] Olivia
    ...you're still a Cinderella.
[09:33] Kasumi
    Uh...
[09:34] Kasumi
    Okay, here's a bra website, then.
[09:36] Hanako
    Sure, I shall take a look.
SIGN    New
SIGN    Cleavage - Wire Free Premium
[09:40] Hanako
    There's more to them than
    a lot of outfits, right?
[09:43] Olivia
    I know.
[09:44] Olivia
    Lace is so delicate.
[09:45] Olivia
    Some of them even have shape memory.
[09:47] Hanako
    It's the future.
[09:48] Hanako
    This one's cute!
[09:49] Hanako
    Can I click on it?
[09:50] Kasumi
    Wait, before that, you should
    probably measure your bust size.
[09:55] Hanako
    I always buy small sports bras.
[09:57] Kasumi
    Bras are more specific.
[09:59] Kasumi
    You need to measure in centimeters.
[10:01] Hanako
    I secretly measured at night,
    and it was 74 centimeters.
[10:05] Hanako
    I'll click A 75.
[10:07] Kasumi
    Wait, wait.
[10:08] Kasumi
    Which 74 centimeters is that 74 centimeters?
[10:11] Hanako
    My breasts.
[10:14] Kasumi
    Oh, we need to measure your band size.
[10:16] ---
    What do you mean "band size"?
[10:17] Hanako
    The A 75 means 75 centimeters band.
[10:23] Kasumi
    It looks something like this.
SIGN    Bust
    
    
    
    
    Band
[10:25] Kasumi
    The ratio between the top and
    under determines your cup size.
[10:28] Hanako
    Is that math?
[10:28] Kasumi
    It's not math.
[10:29] Hanako
    Wait, that's so complicated.
[10:31] Kasumi
    No, it's fine.
[10:32] Kasumi
    It's easy if you measure it out.
[10:35] Kasumi
    I'm going to measure from over your bra.
[10:37] Hanako
    Huh?
[10:38] ---
    Come to think of it...
[10:40] Person A
    I have a marshmallow body measuring
    bust 85, waist 60, hip 88.
[10:45] (Flashback) Maeda
    Bust 85...
[10:47] (Flashback) Maeda
    That's a C cup.
[10:48] (Flashback) Hanako
    How do you know that?
[10:50] (Flashback) Maeda
    An 85 is about this big.
[10:52] (Flashback) Maeda
    The left hand just sits there.
[10:54] (Flashback) Hanako
    Could you please stop with the hand motions?!
[10:56] (Flashback) Maeda
    It's an assessment based
    on a big data dataset.
[10:58] (Flashback) Maeda
    An 85 is a C.
[11:00] (Flashback) Hanako
    I-I see.
[11:02] (Flashback) Hanako
    Then what about a bust 96?
[11:04] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Bust 96, you say?
[11:06] (Flashback) Hanako
    Please don't come joining in, Grandpa.
[11:09] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Bust 96 should be...
[11:11] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Something like this, which makes it an F cup.
[11:14] (Flashback) Hanako
    Seriously, stop it with the hands!
[11:16] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Jackie was making the same
    motions in Shaolin Wooden Men.
[11:20] (Flashback) Hanako
    No he wasn't!
[11:20] (Flashback) Hanako
    I never saw that!
[11:22] Hanako
    Wait, so what was that?
[11:26] Kasumi
    Hey, I'm done measuring.
[11:28] Hanako
    How was it?
[11:29] Kasumi
    Let's see, you have a band
    size of 68 and a bust of 75.
[11:35] Hanako
    Bust 75?!
[11:37] Hanako
    I grew a centimeter!
[11:39] Olivia
    Congrats!
[11:40] Hanako
    Does that mean I have a B cup?
[11:42] Hanako
    Am I climbing the B ladder?
[11:44] Kasumi
    Let's see...
[11:45] Kasumi
    Oh, you're an AA cup.
[11:50] Kasumi
    Wait, maybe I'm an AA
    between an A and B, right?
[11:54] Kasumi
    Yay!
[11:55] Kasumi
    Uh, I have to go to the bathroom.
[11:57] Olivia
    Don't run away, Kasumi.
[11:59] Olivia
    You have to tell her the truth.
[12:03] Kasumi
    It's smaller than an A.
[12:06] Hanako
    I had a feeling.
[12:09] Hanako
    Why?
[12:10] Hanako
    Did I do something wrong?
[12:13] Kasumi
    You did nothing wrong.
[12:14] Hanako
    Why then has God reduced my size so?!
[12:18] Olivia
    Hanako...
[12:19] Hanako
    Olivia...
[12:20] Olivia
    Maybe you were imagining things
    when you thought you were an A.
[12:24] Olivia
    Like one of those people
    who thinks they're a wizard
[12:26] Olivia
    because they're receiving some
    kind of signal from the sky.
[12:29] Kasumi
    Hanako-san!
[12:31] Hanako
    Let me go!
[12:32] Hanako
    I'm going to enroll at the boys' school!
[12:34] Kasumi
    Calm down!
[12:37] Hanako
    Give me your flesh!
[12:38] Kasumi
    Hanako?!
[12:40] Kasumi
    All right, here goes the suction!
[12:42] Kasumi
    Liposuction of the breasts!
[12:44] Olivia
    Hanako's broken!
[12:52] Olivia
    Wh-What's wrong?
[12:55] Hanako
    I choked...
[12:56] Hanako
    Stuff came out.
[12:57] Olivia
    What stuff?
[12:58] Hanako
    I think I've angered the boob gods.
[13:02] Hanako
    I'm sorry, please don't take
    any more boob away from me.
[13:08] Kasumi
    Hanako-san, it's okay.
[13:10] Kasumi
    On behalf of the boob gods, I forgive you.
[13:15] Hanako
    I...
[13:16] Hanako
    I...
[13:17] Hanako
    I ask for the graces of the boob gods.
[13:21] Olivia
    I don't know how they're managing
    to hold a conversation,
[13:23] Olivia
    but what's this "boob god"
    that came out of nowhere?
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
[13:27] [SONG] Text
    Fairy Tale Battle Royale
[13:33] Olivia
    Damn it!
[13:34] Olivia
    Take this, damn it!
[13:36] Hanako
    What're you doing, Olivia?
[13:37] Olivia
    This game that was developed in my
    country is popular in Japan right now.
[13:41] Hanako
    It must be a weird one, then.
[13:42] Olivia
    Ouch, but it's so cute.
SIGN    Let's play together!
SIGN    Fairy Tale Hell
SIGN    Fairy Tale Hell.
[13:48] Hanako
    What the? It's so cute!
[13:50] Kasumi
    Oh, yeah.
[13:51] Kasumi
    It looks fun.
[13:52] Olivia
    Let's play it together, then.
[13:54] Olivia
    I've been playing solo all this time, and
    I've been waiting to play team games.
[13:58] Hanako
    Yay!
[13:59] Olivia
    You can download it from the Pineapple Store.
[14:01] Hanako
    Right.
[14:02] Hanako
    The Pineapple store. Sure.
[14:03] Kasumi
    Uh...
[14:04] Kasumi
    I have an old school phone.
[14:06] Olivia
    You can play on PC, too.
[14:07] Olivia
    You should play on your laptop.
[14:09] Hanako
    All right, I downloaded it.
[14:11] Hanako
    Let's start!
[14:12] Thing
    Welcome to Fairy Tale Hell!
[14:14] Thing
    Select a character.
SIGN    Name: Kitty-chan
SIGN    Abilities: Good with hands
SIGN    Character Select
SIGN    Select
SIGN    I'm good with my hands
SIGN    Name: Doggo-chan
SIGN    Abilities: Fast runner
SIGN    I'm a fast runner
SIGN    Name: Bunny-chan
SIGN    Abilities: Good jumper
SIGN    I'm a good jumper
SIGN    Name: Froggy-san
SIGN    Abilities: Good vision
SIGN    I have good vision
SIGN    Abilities: Strong
SIGN    Name: Teddy-chan
SIGN    I'm strong
SIGN    Name: Fox-chan
SIGN    Abilities: Awful personality
SIGN    I have an awful personality
[14:26] Hanako
    Who are you playing, Olivia?
[14:27] Olivia
    I'm Bunny-chan.
[14:28] Hanako
    I'll play Kitty-chan, then.
[14:30] Kasumi
    I'll play Doggo-chan.
SIGN    Oden | Lollipop | Flowers | Drink Crayon | Cake | Donuts | Candy
[14:31] Voice
    Choose an item.
[14:33] Hanako
    They're all so cute.
[14:34] Hanako
    What should I choose?
[14:35] Kasumi
    Why are they all sideways?
[14:37] Olivia
    Oden's useful.
[14:38] Kasumi
    Is it?
[14:40] Kasumi
    I'll go with that, then.
[14:41] Hanako
    I'll take a lollipop.
[14:42] Olivia
    Lollipops are good for beginners.
[14:45] Voice
    Choose a name for your team.
[14:46] Hanako
    A team name?
[14:48] Olivia
    We might as well call it Pastimers Club.
[14:50] Kasumi
    Okay, let's go with Pastimers Club.
[14:52] Voice
    Your team name is Pastimers Club.
[14:55] Voice
    Is this right?
[14:56] Hanako
    This'll be fun!
[14:58] Olivia
    Hey, we already got someone.
[14:59] Hanako
    Got what?
[15:00] Olivia
    Team HISHA wants to play with us.
[15:03] Hanako
    You can play with other teams?
[15:05] Olivia
    Sure you can.
[15:06] Olivia
    That's the main part of the game, actually.
[15:08] Hanako
    Okay, let's accept, then.
[15:09] Olivia
    Okay.
[15:10] Voice
    Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,
    four, three, two, one, start!
[15:12] Olivia
    The countdown's starting.
[15:13] Olivia
    Are you ready, guys?
[15:14] Hanako
    Okay.
[15:15] Olivia
    I forgot to teach you the rules.
[15:17] Olivia
    Oh, well, it's simple.
[15:18] Olivia
    You can learn as you go.
[15:19] Kasumi
    Got it.
SIGN    Start!
[15:22] Hanako
    Kasumi-san, where are you?
[15:24] Kasumi
    Over here.
[15:25] Hanako
    Where's Olivia?
[15:26] Olivia
    Here.
[15:27] Olivia
    Here.
[15:28] Hanako
    Why are you hiding there?
[15:30] Kasumi
    I know.
[15:31] Kasumi
    Let's go explore Fairy Land.
[15:33] Olivia
    No, no.
[15:33] Olivia
    You have to hide.
[15:35] Hanako
    Come on, are you being squeamish
    just because you're playing a bunny?
[15:37] Olivia
    Stop it!
[15:38] Olivia
    You need to hide, too, Hanako!
[15:45] Olivia
    You're dead already.
[15:47] Hanako
    Wait!
[15:48] Hanako
    What's up with this game?!
[15:49] Olivia
    Hurry up, you have to get treatment.
[15:51] Hanako
    Why am I twitching?
[15:52] Olivia
    You'll die if you don't eat
    your lollipop within a minute.
SIGN    Inventory
[15:55] Olivia
    You forgot to buy it.
[15:57] Olivia
    You only have poo.
[15:58] Hanako
    Somebody help me!
[16:00] Olivia
    Bah, your character's screwed.
[16:02] Olivia
    Well, you're dead.
[16:06] Olivia
    Come on, Kasumi, you have to hide, too.
[16:09] Hanako
    No way!
[16:10] Hanako
    This game's too distasteful!
[16:14] Olivia
    Kasumi!
[16:15] ---
    I'm scared!
[16:16] Olivia
    Don't run out in the open like that!
[16:19] Kasumi
    I have no clue...
SIGN    Yay!
SIGN    Critical hit!
SIGN    You got to die without suffering!
[16:31] Olivia
    I'm the only one left.
[16:33] Olivia
    All three of them on the enemy
    team are probably alive.
[16:36] Olivia
    I think they shot at us from this way.
[16:40] Olivia
    I knew it, they're after me!
SIGN    The first player to make it to the "Hill of Hope"
SIGN    gets the special weapon "Anthrax"!
[16:48] Olivia
    I got a quest.
[16:50] Olivia
    I don't know...
[16:51] Olivia
    Let's crawl through the flower fields.
SIGN    You triggered a flower field landmine.
    Watch out for flowers with different colors!
[17:01] Olivia
    I lost!
[17:03] Olivia
    The enemy team's so good.
[17:06] Olivia
    All right, let's go for round two!
[17:09] Hanako
    No, I'm good.
[17:10] Kasumi
    Me, too.
[17:11] Olivia
    Why? We're just getting started.
[17:14] Hanako
    I'm traumatized.
[17:16] Kasumi
    I'm going to have nightmares.
[17:19] Olivia
    Hey, I got a message.
[17:21] Olivia
    It's from the HISHA people we just played.
[17:23] Olivia
    "ez. git gud, noobs."
[17:26] Olivia
    I'll tell them, "It's our first day playing."
[17:29] Olivia
    It's best to just ignore these messages.
[17:31] Olivia
    More messages.
[17:32] Olivia
    "It's too much fun wrecking Fairy
    Talers in over their heads."
[17:36] Olivia
    "That first cat was worse than a paramecium."
[17:40] Olivia
    HISHA says they want to play again. Weird.
[17:43] Hanako
    Bring it on!
[17:44] Hanako
    I know how the game works, now.
[17:46] Hanako
    I'll tear them to shreds!
[17:47] Olivia
    Okay, buy lots of lollipops.
[17:50] Olivia
    Donuts work as shields, so let's buy three.
[17:51] Hanako
    But donuts have holes in the
    middle... Is that safe?!
[17:53] Olivia
    All right!
SIGN    Three, two, one, start!
SIGN    Start!
[17:56] Olivia
    Here we go!
[17:59] Olivia
    Wait, Hanako, what are you shooting at?
[18:01] Hanako
    Wait, wait, I don't know the controls!
[18:03] Hanako
    I can't stop!
[18:04] Olivia
    You aren't hitting anyone!
[18:06] Hanako
    Wait, I stopped.
[18:07] Hanako
    Am I out of ammo?
[18:10] Hanako
    I got hit first again!
[18:12] Kasumi
    Hold on, I'll do something with the candy!
[18:14] Olivia
    Kasumi, use your scope to find the enemy.
[18:16] Kasumi
    H-How?
[18:17] Olivia
    That chikuwa fish cake is your scope.
[18:19] Kasumi
    Oh, I see.
[18:20] Kasumi
    I think I saw them from over there.
[18:22] Olivia
    Oh yeah, there's something there.
[18:24] Kasumi
    But it's so small, I don't know what's what.
[18:26] Olivia
    You can zoom in with your mouse wheel.
[18:28] Kasumi
    Got it.
[18:29] Kasumi
    Zoom...
[18:31] Kasumi
    Gross!
[18:32] Olivia
    They've totally ditched
    short range for long range,
[18:34] Olivia
    and they have a really good sniper
    with the pervy Froggy-san!
[18:38] Girl A
    They had the name Pastimers
    Club, so I thought maybe...
[18:42] Girl B
    I guess it really was the Pastimers Club.
[18:44] Girl A
    They're so bad, too.
[18:46] Girl A
    The president's fingers, though...
[18:48] Girl B
    She's always impressive to see.
[18:51] President
    It's been a long time since I've
    lost my ability to play shogi.
[18:55] President
    Enomoto, will I ever hold
    a shogi piece again?
[19:02] Girl A
    Please...
[19:03] Girl A
    You'll get better.
    I believe in you, President.
[19:05] President
    This is all the Pastimers Club's fault.
[19:10] President
    Revenge shall be mine.
[19:15] President
    Time to checkmate and take
    their King in this world, too.
[19:20] Girl A
    Yes, President!
[19:22] Olivia
    I lost again!
[19:24] Olivia
    Their team is too good.
[19:26] Olivia
    What to do?
[19:27] Olivia
    HISHA wants to play again.
[19:29] Olivia
    Want to play a third game?
[19:29] Hanako
    I already deleted the app.
[19:31] Hanako
    I'm good.
[19:31] Kasumi
    Me, too.
SIGN    Asobi Asobase
SIGN    Paper Wars
SIGN    Paper Wars
SIGN    Rules Choose your territories on a large sheet of paper. Draw a princess in the center of each territory, and surround her with weapons (anything goes). If you convince your opponent that they don't stand a chance, you win!
[19:43] Maeda
    Hanako-sama, I came only
    to deliver an umbrella.
[19:47] Maeda
    Is it acceptable that I've joined?
[19:49] Hanako
    I wanted another player anyway.
[19:51] Hanako
    Okay, then.
[19:53] Hanako
    Let's start the game!
[19:57] Olivia
    What's this?
[19:58] Hanako
    It's a cannon!
[19:59] Olivia
    Okay, next.
[20:02] Hanako
    What's this?
[20:04] Olivia
    A shield to protect me against the cannon.
[20:06] Olivia
    It can protect against anything.
[20:08] Hanako
    I see.
[20:09] Hanako
    You're starting strong.
[20:11] Maeda
    Okay, I'm next.
[20:14] Hanako
    What's that creepy shit?!
[20:15] Maeda
    Th-This is the most powerful monster.
[20:18] Maeda
    It can triple the cannon's output.
[20:20] Maeda
    It can destroy about half of
    Olivia's shield. Probably.
[20:24] Kasumi
    I'm next.
[20:27] Kasumi
    I-It's a knight.
[20:29] Hanako
    You're so good at drawing.
[20:31] Hanako
    Next...
[20:34] Olivia
    What's this?
[20:36] Hanako
    I played it already.
[20:38] Hanako
    Maybe it was too soon.
[20:40] Hanako
    The strongest creature in the world...
[20:41] Hanako
    Mister Man!
[20:42] Olivia
    H-How is he the strongest?
[20:45] Hanako
    Um...
[20:48] Hanako
    He's super strong!
[20:49] Hanako
    He can... petrify? With his eyes.
[20:53] Hanako
    And so he's going to petrify your knight!
[20:57] Kasumi
    Aw...
[20:58] Olivia
    All right.
[21:01] Hanako
    What's this?
[21:02] Olivia
    A wizard.
[21:04] Olivia
    He can deflect curses and stuff.
[21:05] Olivia
    And now Mister Man's petrified!
[21:09] Kasumi
    My most powerful Mister Man's defeated!
[21:11] Maeda
    Allow me, Hanako-sama.
[21:17] Hanako
    Seriously, what is that parasite thing?!
[21:20] Maeda
    But this is the most powerful...
[21:22] Maeda
    Like...
[21:23] Maeda
    It's the best at everything.
[21:25] Maeda
    It's performing the Mister
    Man recovery ritual.
[21:27] Hanako
    Yay, Mister Man is back!
[21:33] Hanako
    What's this?
[21:34] Kasumi
    A speech.
[21:35] Kasumi
    He can appease the enemy
    and bring him over to my side.
[21:41] Kasumi
    What's this?
[21:42] Hanako
    Tissue paper handouts, but
    with earplugs instead!
[21:44] Hanako
    The speech is disabled by the earplugs!
[21:47] Kasumi
    Give us something good, Olivia-san.
[21:50] Olivia
    Yeah.
[21:52] Hanako
    Is that a dinosaur with wings?
[21:54] Olivia
    It's a dragon!
[21:55] Olivia
    A dragon!
[21:55] Olivia
    It defeats the enemy in a single blow.
[21:58] Hanako
    Damn it!
[21:59] Maeda
    Allow me, Hanako-sama.
[22:02] Hanako
    Is that the only thing you can draw?!
[22:04] Maeda
    It's the most powerful monster...
[22:05] Hanako
    You already said that!
[22:07] Olivia
    How do we make this end?


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Created 2026-01-04 20:58:23 UTC by whimsee
Updated 2026-01-04 20:58:23 UTC by whimsee