12 - Daniel | Bra Meeting | Fairy Tale Battle Royale | Paper Wars
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SIGN Daniel
[01:33] Sensei
Ta-da.
[01:34] Sensei
Look, isn't he adorable?
[01:37] Hanako
Sensei, when did you have a baby?
[01:40] Kasumi
C-Congratulations.
[01:41] Sensei
No, no.
[01:42] Sensei
This is my friend's baby.
[01:45] Sensei
I actually used to go to
this school, you know.
[01:47] Hanako
Really? I never knew.
[01:48] Olivia
Were the uniforms the same back in your day?
[01:51] Sensei
They were.
[01:52] Sensei
So my friend was in the pro wrestling
circle, and she came to say hi,
[01:57] Sensei
so I'm taking care of her
baby in the meantime.
[02:00] Hanako
She should have brought him.
[02:01] Hanako
Wouldn't the current members appreciate it?
[02:03] Sensei
She said it might be too
stimulating for the baby.
[02:06] Hanako
Hey, Sensei, I want to try holding him.
[02:09] Sensei
Are you used to taking
care of babies, Honda-san?
[02:11] Hanako
I used to hold my brother.
[02:14] Sensei
Really? Okay.
[02:18] Hanako
He smells so good!
[02:20] Hanako
The aroma of a mother's milk and pee, oh my!
[02:25] Hanako
I feel like I'm going to get high.
[02:27] Olivia
Are you sure there isn't
a better way to say that?
[02:29] Hanako
What's the problem? The baby's happy, too.
[02:32] PA
Higuchi-sensei, please come to
the staff office immediately.
[02:35] Sensei
Oh, dear, what should I do?
[02:37] Hanako
We'll watch the baby. You go ahead.
[02:40] Sensei
But...
[02:40] Olivia
Hanako does seem used to it.
[02:42] Sensei
I'm a bit worried, though.
[02:45] Sensei
I guess I could take him to my friend
before I go to the staff office.
[02:48] Hanako
He doesn't like it, Sensei.
[02:50] Sensei
You're right.
[02:52] Sensei
I'll be right back. Please take care of him.
[02:55] Hanako
Sure.
[03:00] Hanako
Why is he crying all of a sudden?!
[03:02] Olivia
I don't know. He was happy
until just a moment ago.
[03:05] Hanako
He's grabbing Kasumi-san's necktie!
[03:06] Hanako
He wants you to hold him!
[03:09] Kasumi
O-Okay, over here.
[03:13] Hanako
He stopped crying.
[03:14] Hanako
You like Kasumi? What an old geezer.
[03:19] Hanako
He's squeezing your boobs!
[03:21] Kasumi
Well, he's a baby.
[03:22] Kasumi
S-Sorry, I don't have any
plans for producing milk yet.
[03:31] Kasumi
This kid's pretending to want
milk, but look at his face,
[03:33] Kasumi
he totally just wants to
play with your boobies!
[03:36] Kasumi
You pervy brat!
[03:37] Kasumi
Disgusting!
[03:38] Olivia
A baby's not going to be thinking like that.
[03:40] Hanako
No, this one is!
[03:41] Kasumi
Okay, why don't you try holding him, then?
[03:46] Hanako
He smells so good!
[03:48] Baby
Flat.
[03:50] Hanako
He talked!
[03:51] Hanako
And I feel like he just insulted me!
[03:53] Olivia
No way, he couldn't have.
[03:55] Kasumi
He's a baby.
[03:57] Olivia
Hey, I want to hold him, too.
[03:59] ---
Here.
[04:04] Olivia
He's so cute!
[04:05] Olivia
So pudgy!
[04:08] Baby
Spicy!
[04:09] Kasumi
What?!
[04:10] Hanako
He definitely spoke just now!
[04:12] Hanako
Those were vicious words, too!
[04:14] Olivia
W-Well, I mean, he's a baby.
[04:17] Olivia
Here.
[04:17] Hanako
That's not reassuring
when you say it shaking.
[04:19] Kasumi
Why don't we put him down somewhere?
[04:22] Hanako
Yeah, I have a bad feeling
about holding him for too long.
[04:29] Hanako
He's like...
[04:31] Hanako
He seems kind of cocky, don't you think?
[04:33] Kasumi
Maybe he's not holding his head up.
[04:35] Hanako
Is it safe to put him on a chair
when his head's not being held up?
[04:40] Hanako
There's something menacing about him.
[04:42] Kasumi
Maybe he wants something to suckle on.
[04:45] Olivia
Oh yeah, there was a bag full
of baby stuff on Sensei's desk.
[04:49] Olivia
I wonder if she has something.
[04:52] Olivia
Pacifier!
[04:54] Kasumi
Why don't you give that to the baby?
[04:58] Olivia
Here you go.
[04:59] Olivia
He's so cute!
[05:01] Kasumi
He's really just a baby.
[05:08] Hanako
Dude, this kid's a mafia don!
[05:10] Hanako
This kid's weird!
[05:12] Hanako
Do you think he might have
memories from his past life?
[05:14] Kasumi
N-No way.
[05:15] Kasumi
He's a baby, after all.
[05:16] Hanako
I'm sick of hearing that!
[05:19] Kasumi
I think he's hot.
[05:21] Olivia
Oh, yeah.
[05:23] Olivia
Ta-da.
[05:23] Olivia
Mini fan.
[05:25] Olivia
I snuck it in from home.
[05:27] Kasumi
Let's turn it on and cool him off.
[05:32] Olivia
How's that? Nice and cool?
[05:34] Olivia
He's liking it.
[05:36] Hanako
Hey, what else is in this bag?
[05:40] Olivia
Wait, I want to see.
[05:41] Hanako
Huh? What's this white powder?
[05:44] Olivia
Cold medicine or something, maybe?
[05:46] Hanako
Are babies supposed to take
antibiotics and stuff?
[05:49] Hanako
It says something on it.
[05:51] Hanako
You there, baby, what are you doing?!
[05:56] Hanako
It's pulling me in!
[05:58] Olivia
Wait, Hanako-san, don't go that way!
[06:00] Hanako
Kasumi-san, the switch!
[06:01] Hanako
Press the stop button!
[06:03] Kasumi
O-Okay!
[06:04] Kasumi
Um, the baby's playing on top of
the switch with a giant smile.
[06:07] Hanako
Just move that creature out of the way!
[06:11] Hanako
Help me!
[06:12] Hanako
Hanako!
[06:19] Hanako
He's legit trying to kill me!
[06:21] Kasumi
Stay back, it's dangerous.
[06:23] Hanako
Press the stop button before
you hold that damn flesh blob!
[06:27] Kasumi
H-Hold on, my hands are full.
[06:30] Hanako
Are you mental?!
[06:37] Hanako
It's over...
[06:43] Hanako
I'm safe?
[06:44] Hanako
Kasumi's leg!
[06:48] Olivia
You tugged on the cable.
[06:50] Kasumi
Oh, you're right.
[06:51] Hanako
You could have done that sooner.
[06:53] Sensei
Sorry, guys, was everything okay?
[06:57] Sensei
Oh, good, he's happy.
[06:59] Mom
Sorry for the trouble, everyone.
[07:02] Hanako
It's fine.
[07:04] Hanako
Hm? You like the ladies?
[07:06] Hanako
He doesn't usually like anyone besides me.
[07:09] Kasumi
Oh, really?
[07:11] Hanako
I'm absolutely honored.
[07:12] Olivia
Yay, I'm so happy.
[07:14] Baby
Oh
[07:16] Baby
yay.
[07:17] Baby
Oh
[07:18] Baby
boy.
[07:20] Baby
I
[07:20] Baby
found
[07:21] Baby
my
[07:22] Baby
self
[07:24] Baby
a
[07:25] Baby
brand
[07:26] Baby
new
[07:28] Baby
toy.
[07:29] Mom
Look at him giggle.
[07:31] Mom
He's so happy.
[07:32] Hanako
Is it just me, or was he saying something?
SIGN Asobi Asobase
SIGN Bra Meeting
[07:41] Olivia
It was so hot.
[07:44] Hanako
Why do we need to get hit
by freak weather on PE day?
[07:48] Olivia
I know, it's so sweaty and gross.
[07:51] Hanako
My sports bra is all sticky, too.
[07:53] Olivia
Take it off.
[07:54] Hanako
Are you serious?
[07:55] Hanako
They'll sag if I do.
[07:57] Olivia
They aren't big enough to sag. Don't worry.
[07:59] Hanako
How would you kn—
[08:09] Hanako
Kasumi-shan...
[08:10] Kasumi
What is it?
[08:11] Hanako
Y-Your bra-sama is f-f-fantastic.
[08:18] Kasumi
Th-Th-This was the only style
I could find in my size.
[08:23] Hanako
"This was the only style
I could find in my size"?
[08:31] Hanako
Say what?
[08:32] Olivia
Here we go again.
[08:33] Hanako
That's the kind of excuse boys
make when they say their moms
[08:37] Hanako
would only buy them certain trunks.
[08:40] Kasumi
Huh? What kind of analogy is that?
[08:42] Kasumi
I don't get it at all.
[08:44] Kasumi
I should get changed fast.
[08:46] Kasumi
I swear, it's true!
[08:48] Kasumi
I'd want to choose from more
designs if I could, too!
[08:51] Hanako
You'd never know what it feels
like to be a have-not, Kasumi-san.
[08:57] Kasumi
N-No, well...
[08:58] Kasumi
I always wonder how much fun it would be
[09:02] Kasumi
to choose from lots of different
designs like you can, Hanako-san.
[09:06] Kasumi
There are more cute designs for smaller bras.
[09:12] Hanako
Tell me more!
[09:14] Olivia
Put your clothes on, Hanako.
[09:15] N
And then what happened?
SIGN Pastimers Club
[09:17] Hanako
I've only ever worn sports bras until now.
[09:20] Hanako
It's finally time to make my real bra debut!
[09:24] Hanako
So what kind of bra are you wearing, Olivia?
[09:26] Olivia
Want to see?
[09:28] Olivia
You climb the stairs to adulthood...
[09:31] Olivia
...but...
[09:32] Olivia
...you're still a Cinderella.
[09:33] Kasumi
Uh...
[09:34] Kasumi
Okay, here's a bra website, then.
[09:36] Hanako
Sure, I shall take a look.
SIGN New
SIGN Cleavage - Wire Free Premium
[09:40] Hanako
There's more to them than
a lot of outfits, right?
[09:43] Olivia
I know.
[09:44] Olivia
Lace is so delicate.
[09:45] Olivia
Some of them even have shape memory.
[09:47] Hanako
It's the future.
[09:48] Hanako
This one's cute!
[09:49] Hanako
Can I click on it?
[09:50] Kasumi
Wait, before that, you should
probably measure your bust size.
[09:55] Hanako
I always buy small sports bras.
[09:57] Kasumi
Bras are more specific.
[09:59] Kasumi
You need to measure in centimeters.
[10:01] Hanako
I secretly measured at night,
and it was 74 centimeters.
[10:05] Hanako
I'll click A 75.
[10:07] Kasumi
Wait, wait.
[10:08] Kasumi
Which 74 centimeters is that 74 centimeters?
[10:11] Hanako
My breasts.
[10:14] Kasumi
Oh, we need to measure your band size.
[10:16] ---
What do you mean "band size"?
[10:17] Hanako
The A 75 means 75 centimeters band.
[10:23] Kasumi
It looks something like this.
SIGN Bust
Band
[10:25] Kasumi
The ratio between the top and
under determines your cup size.
[10:28] Hanako
Is that math?
[10:28] Kasumi
It's not math.
[10:29] Hanako
Wait, that's so complicated.
[10:31] Kasumi
No, it's fine.
[10:32] Kasumi
It's easy if you measure it out.
[10:35] Kasumi
I'm going to measure from over your bra.
[10:37] Hanako
Huh?
[10:38] ---
Come to think of it...
[10:40] Person A
I have a marshmallow body measuring
bust 85, waist 60, hip 88.
[10:45] (Flashback) Maeda
Bust 85...
[10:47] (Flashback) Maeda
That's a C cup.
[10:48] (Flashback) Hanako
How do you know that?
[10:50] (Flashback) Maeda
An 85 is about this big.
[10:52] (Flashback) Maeda
The left hand just sits there.
[10:54] (Flashback) Hanako
Could you please stop with the hand motions?!
[10:56] (Flashback) Maeda
It's an assessment based
on a big data dataset.
[10:58] (Flashback) Maeda
An 85 is a C.
[11:00] (Flashback) Hanako
I-I see.
[11:02] (Flashback) Hanako
Then what about a bust 96?
[11:04] (Flashback) Grandpa
Bust 96, you say?
[11:06] (Flashback) Hanako
Please don't come joining in, Grandpa.
[11:09] (Flashback) Grandpa
Bust 96 should be...
[11:11] (Flashback) Grandpa
Something like this, which makes it an F cup.
[11:14] (Flashback) Hanako
Seriously, stop it with the hands!
[11:16] (Flashback) Grandpa
Jackie was making the same
motions in Shaolin Wooden Men.
[11:20] (Flashback) Hanako
No he wasn't!
[11:20] (Flashback) Hanako
I never saw that!
[11:22] Hanako
Wait, so what was that?
[11:26] Kasumi
Hey, I'm done measuring.
[11:28] Hanako
How was it?
[11:29] Kasumi
Let's see, you have a band
size of 68 and a bust of 75.
[11:35] Hanako
Bust 75?!
[11:37] Hanako
I grew a centimeter!
[11:39] Olivia
Congrats!
[11:40] Hanako
Does that mean I have a B cup?
[11:42] Hanako
Am I climbing the B ladder?
[11:44] Kasumi
Let's see...
[11:45] Kasumi
Oh, you're an AA cup.
[11:50] Kasumi
Wait, maybe I'm an AA
between an A and B, right?
[11:54] Kasumi
Yay!
[11:55] Kasumi
Uh, I have to go to the bathroom.
[11:57] Olivia
Don't run away, Kasumi.
[11:59] Olivia
You have to tell her the truth.
[12:03] Kasumi
It's smaller than an A.
[12:06] Hanako
I had a feeling.
[12:09] Hanako
Why?
[12:10] Hanako
Did I do something wrong?
[12:13] Kasumi
You did nothing wrong.
[12:14] Hanako
Why then has God reduced my size so?!
[12:18] Olivia
Hanako...
[12:19] Hanako
Olivia...
[12:20] Olivia
Maybe you were imagining things
when you thought you were an A.
[12:24] Olivia
Like one of those people
who thinks they're a wizard
[12:26] Olivia
because they're receiving some
kind of signal from the sky.
[12:29] Kasumi
Hanako-san!
[12:31] Hanako
Let me go!
[12:32] Hanako
I'm going to enroll at the boys' school!
[12:34] Kasumi
Calm down!
[12:37] Hanako
Give me your flesh!
[12:38] Kasumi
Hanako?!
[12:40] Kasumi
All right, here goes the suction!
[12:42] Kasumi
Liposuction of the breasts!
[12:44] Olivia
Hanako's broken!
[12:52] Olivia
Wh-What's wrong?
[12:55] Hanako
I choked...
[12:56] Hanako
Stuff came out.
[12:57] Olivia
What stuff?
[12:58] Hanako
I think I've angered the boob gods.
[13:02] Hanako
I'm sorry, please don't take
any more boob away from me.
[13:08] Kasumi
Hanako-san, it's okay.
[13:10] Kasumi
On behalf of the boob gods, I forgive you.
[13:15] Hanako
I...
[13:16] Hanako
I...
[13:17] Hanako
I ask for the graces of the boob gods.
[13:21] Olivia
I don't know how they're managing
to hold a conversation,
[13:23] Olivia
but what's this "boob god"
that came out of nowhere?
SIGN Asobi Asobase
[13:27] [SONG] Text
Fairy Tale Battle Royale
[13:33] Olivia
Damn it!
[13:34] Olivia
Take this, damn it!
[13:36] Hanako
What're you doing, Olivia?
[13:37] Olivia
This game that was developed in my
country is popular in Japan right now.
[13:41] Hanako
It must be a weird one, then.
[13:42] Olivia
Ouch, but it's so cute.
SIGN Let's play together!
SIGN Fairy Tale Hell
SIGN Fairy Tale Hell.
[13:48] Hanako
What the? It's so cute!
[13:50] Kasumi
Oh, yeah.
[13:51] Kasumi
It looks fun.
[13:52] Olivia
Let's play it together, then.
[13:54] Olivia
I've been playing solo all this time, and
I've been waiting to play team games.
[13:58] Hanako
Yay!
[13:59] Olivia
You can download it from the Pineapple Store.
[14:01] Hanako
Right.
[14:02] Hanako
The Pineapple store. Sure.
[14:03] Kasumi
Uh...
[14:04] Kasumi
I have an old school phone.
[14:06] Olivia
You can play on PC, too.
[14:07] Olivia
You should play on your laptop.
[14:09] Hanako
All right, I downloaded it.
[14:11] Hanako
Let's start!
[14:12] Thing
Welcome to Fairy Tale Hell!
[14:14] Thing
Select a character.
SIGN Name: Kitty-chan
SIGN Abilities: Good with hands
SIGN Character Select
SIGN Select
SIGN I'm good with my hands
SIGN Name: Doggo-chan
SIGN Abilities: Fast runner
SIGN I'm a fast runner
SIGN Name: Bunny-chan
SIGN Abilities: Good jumper
SIGN I'm a good jumper
SIGN Name: Froggy-san
SIGN Abilities: Good vision
SIGN I have good vision
SIGN Abilities: Strong
SIGN Name: Teddy-chan
SIGN I'm strong
SIGN Name: Fox-chan
SIGN Abilities: Awful personality
SIGN I have an awful personality
[14:26] Hanako
Who are you playing, Olivia?
[14:27] Olivia
I'm Bunny-chan.
[14:28] Hanako
I'll play Kitty-chan, then.
[14:30] Kasumi
I'll play Doggo-chan.
SIGN Oden | Lollipop | Flowers | Drink Crayon | Cake | Donuts | Candy
[14:31] Voice
Choose an item.
[14:33] Hanako
They're all so cute.
[14:34] Hanako
What should I choose?
[14:35] Kasumi
Why are they all sideways?
[14:37] Olivia
Oden's useful.
[14:38] Kasumi
Is it?
[14:40] Kasumi
I'll go with that, then.
[14:41] Hanako
I'll take a lollipop.
[14:42] Olivia
Lollipops are good for beginners.
[14:45] Voice
Choose a name for your team.
[14:46] Hanako
A team name?
[14:48] Olivia
We might as well call it Pastimers Club.
[14:50] Kasumi
Okay, let's go with Pastimers Club.
[14:52] Voice
Your team name is Pastimers Club.
[14:55] Voice
Is this right?
[14:56] Hanako
This'll be fun!
[14:58] Olivia
Hey, we already got someone.
[14:59] Hanako
Got what?
[15:00] Olivia
Team HISHA wants to play with us.
[15:03] Hanako
You can play with other teams?
[15:05] Olivia
Sure you can.
[15:06] Olivia
That's the main part of the game, actually.
[15:08] Hanako
Okay, let's accept, then.
[15:09] Olivia
Okay.
[15:10] Voice
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,
four, three, two, one, start!
[15:12] Olivia
The countdown's starting.
[15:13] Olivia
Are you ready, guys?
[15:14] Hanako
Okay.
[15:15] Olivia
I forgot to teach you the rules.
[15:17] Olivia
Oh, well, it's simple.
[15:18] Olivia
You can learn as you go.
[15:19] Kasumi
Got it.
SIGN Start!
[15:22] Hanako
Kasumi-san, where are you?
[15:24] Kasumi
Over here.
[15:25] Hanako
Where's Olivia?
[15:26] Olivia
Here.
[15:27] Olivia
Here.
[15:28] Hanako
Why are you hiding there?
[15:30] Kasumi
I know.
[15:31] Kasumi
Let's go explore Fairy Land.
[15:33] Olivia
No, no.
[15:33] Olivia
You have to hide.
[15:35] Hanako
Come on, are you being squeamish
just because you're playing a bunny?
[15:37] Olivia
Stop it!
[15:38] Olivia
You need to hide, too, Hanako!
[15:45] Olivia
You're dead already.
[15:47] Hanako
Wait!
[15:48] Hanako
What's up with this game?!
[15:49] Olivia
Hurry up, you have to get treatment.
[15:51] Hanako
Why am I twitching?
[15:52] Olivia
You'll die if you don't eat
your lollipop within a minute.
SIGN Inventory
[15:55] Olivia
You forgot to buy it.
[15:57] Olivia
You only have poo.
[15:58] Hanako
Somebody help me!
[16:00] Olivia
Bah, your character's screwed.
[16:02] Olivia
Well, you're dead.
[16:06] Olivia
Come on, Kasumi, you have to hide, too.
[16:09] Hanako
No way!
[16:10] Hanako
This game's too distasteful!
[16:14] Olivia
Kasumi!
[16:15] ---
I'm scared!
[16:16] Olivia
Don't run out in the open like that!
[16:19] Kasumi
I have no clue...
SIGN Yay!
SIGN Critical hit!
SIGN You got to die without suffering!
[16:31] Olivia
I'm the only one left.
[16:33] Olivia
All three of them on the enemy
team are probably alive.
[16:36] Olivia
I think they shot at us from this way.
[16:40] Olivia
I knew it, they're after me!
SIGN The first player to make it to the "Hill of Hope"
SIGN gets the special weapon "Anthrax"!
[16:48] Olivia
I got a quest.
[16:50] Olivia
I don't know...
[16:51] Olivia
Let's crawl through the flower fields.
SIGN You triggered a flower field landmine.
Watch out for flowers with different colors!
[17:01] Olivia
I lost!
[17:03] Olivia
The enemy team's so good.
[17:06] Olivia
All right, let's go for round two!
[17:09] Hanako
No, I'm good.
[17:10] Kasumi
Me, too.
[17:11] Olivia
Why? We're just getting started.
[17:14] Hanako
I'm traumatized.
[17:16] Kasumi
I'm going to have nightmares.
[17:19] Olivia
Hey, I got a message.
[17:21] Olivia
It's from the HISHA people we just played.
[17:23] Olivia
"ez. git gud, noobs."
[17:26] Olivia
I'll tell them, "It's our first day playing."
[17:29] Olivia
It's best to just ignore these messages.
[17:31] Olivia
More messages.
[17:32] Olivia
"It's too much fun wrecking Fairy
Talers in over their heads."
[17:36] Olivia
"That first cat was worse than a paramecium."
[17:40] Olivia
HISHA says they want to play again. Weird.
[17:43] Hanako
Bring it on!
[17:44] Hanako
I know how the game works, now.
[17:46] Hanako
I'll tear them to shreds!
[17:47] Olivia
Okay, buy lots of lollipops.
[17:50] Olivia
Donuts work as shields, so let's buy three.
[17:51] Hanako
But donuts have holes in the
middle... Is that safe?!
[17:53] Olivia
All right!
SIGN Three, two, one, start!
SIGN Start!
[17:56] Olivia
Here we go!
[17:59] Olivia
Wait, Hanako, what are you shooting at?
[18:01] Hanako
Wait, wait, I don't know the controls!
[18:03] Hanako
I can't stop!
[18:04] Olivia
You aren't hitting anyone!
[18:06] Hanako
Wait, I stopped.
[18:07] Hanako
Am I out of ammo?
[18:10] Hanako
I got hit first again!
[18:12] Kasumi
Hold on, I'll do something with the candy!
[18:14] Olivia
Kasumi, use your scope to find the enemy.
[18:16] Kasumi
H-How?
[18:17] Olivia
That chikuwa fish cake is your scope.
[18:19] Kasumi
Oh, I see.
[18:20] Kasumi
I think I saw them from over there.
[18:22] Olivia
Oh yeah, there's something there.
[18:24] Kasumi
But it's so small, I don't know what's what.
[18:26] Olivia
You can zoom in with your mouse wheel.
[18:28] Kasumi
Got it.
[18:29] Kasumi
Zoom...
[18:31] Kasumi
Gross!
[18:32] Olivia
They've totally ditched
short range for long range,
[18:34] Olivia
and they have a really good sniper
with the pervy Froggy-san!
[18:38] Girl A
They had the name Pastimers
Club, so I thought maybe...
[18:42] Girl B
I guess it really was the Pastimers Club.
[18:44] Girl A
They're so bad, too.
[18:46] Girl A
The president's fingers, though...
[18:48] Girl B
She's always impressive to see.
[18:51] President
It's been a long time since I've
lost my ability to play shogi.
[18:55] President
Enomoto, will I ever hold
a shogi piece again?
[19:02] Girl A
Please...
[19:03] Girl A
You'll get better.
I believe in you, President.
[19:05] President
This is all the Pastimers Club's fault.
[19:10] President
Revenge shall be mine.
[19:15] President
Time to checkmate and take
their King in this world, too.
[19:20] Girl A
Yes, President!
[19:22] Olivia
I lost again!
[19:24] Olivia
Their team is too good.
[19:26] Olivia
What to do?
[19:27] Olivia
HISHA wants to play again.
[19:29] Olivia
Want to play a third game?
[19:29] Hanako
I already deleted the app.
[19:31] Hanako
I'm good.
[19:31] Kasumi
Me, too.
SIGN Asobi Asobase
SIGN Paper Wars
SIGN Paper Wars
SIGN Rules Choose your territories on a large sheet of paper. Draw a princess in the center of each territory, and surround her with weapons (anything goes). If you convince your opponent that they don't stand a chance, you win!
[19:43] Maeda
Hanako-sama, I came only
to deliver an umbrella.
[19:47] Maeda
Is it acceptable that I've joined?
[19:49] Hanako
I wanted another player anyway.
[19:51] Hanako
Okay, then.
[19:53] Hanako
Let's start the game!
[19:57] Olivia
What's this?
[19:58] Hanako
It's a cannon!
[19:59] Olivia
Okay, next.
[20:02] Hanako
What's this?
[20:04] Olivia
A shield to protect me against the cannon.
[20:06] Olivia
It can protect against anything.
[20:08] Hanako
I see.
[20:09] Hanako
You're starting strong.
[20:11] Maeda
Okay, I'm next.
[20:14] Hanako
What's that creepy shit?!
[20:15] Maeda
Th-This is the most powerful monster.
[20:18] Maeda
It can triple the cannon's output.
[20:20] Maeda
It can destroy about half of
Olivia's shield. Probably.
[20:24] Kasumi
I'm next.
[20:27] Kasumi
I-It's a knight.
[20:29] Hanako
You're so good at drawing.
[20:31] Hanako
Next...
[20:34] Olivia
What's this?
[20:36] Hanako
I played it already.
[20:38] Hanako
Maybe it was too soon.
[20:40] Hanako
The strongest creature in the world...
[20:41] Hanako
Mister Man!
[20:42] Olivia
H-How is he the strongest?
[20:45] Hanako
Um...
[20:48] Hanako
He's super strong!
[20:49] Hanako
He can... petrify? With his eyes.
[20:53] Hanako
And so he's going to petrify your knight!
[20:57] Kasumi
Aw...
[20:58] Olivia
All right.
[21:01] Hanako
What's this?
[21:02] Olivia
A wizard.
[21:04] Olivia
He can deflect curses and stuff.
[21:05] Olivia
And now Mister Man's petrified!
[21:09] Kasumi
My most powerful Mister Man's defeated!
[21:11] Maeda
Allow me, Hanako-sama.
[21:17] Hanako
Seriously, what is that parasite thing?!
[21:20] Maeda
But this is the most powerful...
[21:22] Maeda
Like...
[21:23] Maeda
It's the best at everything.
[21:25] Maeda
It's performing the Mister
Man recovery ritual.
[21:27] Hanako
Yay, Mister Man is back!
[21:33] Hanako
What's this?
[21:34] Kasumi
A speech.
[21:35] Kasumi
He can appease the enemy
and bring him over to my side.
[21:41] Kasumi
What's this?
[21:42] Hanako
Tissue paper handouts, but
with earplugs instead!
[21:44] Hanako
The speech is disabled by the earplugs!
[21:47] Kasumi
Give us something good, Olivia-san.
[21:50] Olivia
Yeah.
[21:52] Hanako
Is that a dinosaur with wings?
[21:54] Olivia
It's a dragon!
[21:55] Olivia
A dragon!
[21:55] Olivia
It defeats the enemy in a single blow.
[21:58] Hanako
Damn it!
[21:59] Maeda
Allow me, Hanako-sama.
[22:02] Hanako
Is that the only thing you can draw?!
[22:04] Maeda
It's the most powerful monster...
[22:05] Hanako
You already said that!
[22:07] Olivia
How do we make this end?