As Miss Beelzebub Likes it.

Banished from Heaven, Beelzebub rules over Pandemonium where former angels that turned into demons work. One day, Beelzebub gets a new attendant named Mullin. Beelzebub seems wise and cool... but she's actually a girl that loves fluffy things! Mullin is shocked at this revelation but still tries to get closer to Beelzebub every day. They are surrounded by various other unique and clumsy demons, and in this story might be about the demons giving a certain emotion a name... maybe.

Season 1

Season 1

1 - Boy Meets Fluffy Girl. / Her Highness Knows Not Her Assistant's Heart.

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[00:45] Beelzebub
    Where am I?
[01:00] Beelzebub
    Wait!
[01:15] Beelzebub
    A candy house!
[01:20] Beelzebub
    Just a little bit further...
[01:23] Beelzebub
    There!
[01:30] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[01:50] Beelzebub
    It was a dream.
[01:53] Beelzebub
    Good night.
[01:59] N
    Hell. Pandemonium.
SIGN    Pandemonium
[02:07] N
    It is where former angels,
    fallen from Heaven, work.
[02:12] N
    With Satan gone, lords there work hard
    every day to keep things going.
[02:19] N
    Its noble and cold ruler, once a seraph,
    is the demon Beelzebub.
[02:29] Mullin
    What?!
[02:31] Mullin
    We have an important meeting!
[02:33] Mullin
    Her Excellency, Beelzebub, isn't here?!
SIGN    Boy Meets Fluffy Girl.
[04:12] R
    Mullin-sama!
[04:14] R
    Please wait, Mullin-sama!
SIGN    Head Attendant
    Mullin
[04:21] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[04:22] Mullin
    Why aren't you still
    not ready for the morning?
[04:25] R
    Oh, Mullin-sama!
[04:27] R
    You can't just go in there!
[04:30] Mullin
    We have an important meeting this morning!
[04:41] Mullin
    Wh-Why aren't you wearing anything, you dummy?!
SIGN    Blah
[04:49] Mullin
    The head of Pandemonium and ruler of
    several hundreds of thousands of demons...
[04:54] Mullin
    The Great Demon, Beelzebub.
SIGN    Former Seraph
    The Great Demon
    Beelzebub
[04:57] Mullin
    With an expert wit, a clear gaze...
[05:01] Mullin
    And an air of majesty that
    rules over Pandemonium.
[05:05] Mullin
    Intelligent and well-composed, she is our ruler.
[05:08] Mullin
    Normal demons cannot even
    speak to her. She is above us.
[05:13] Mullin
    Her name...
SIGN    Former Seraph
     The Great Demon
SIGN    Beelzebub
[05:18] Mullin
    I won't believe that you're
    this lewd, ditsy girl!
[05:22] Beelzebub
    I'm surprised you said that to my face.
[05:26] Beelzebub
    Take a look at this, Mullin.
[05:29] Beelzebub
    The White Gossamers have had lots of children.
[05:33] Beelzebub
    This engrossing softness...
[05:36] Beelzebub
    How gentle.
[05:38] Beelzebub
    I must remain nude in order to feel
    their softness throughout my body,
[05:44] ---
    and become one with these balls of fur.
SIGN    ° These creatures are known
    as Gossamers or Angel Hairs.
    These soft balls of white fur
    are UMA from folklore.
[05:47] Mullin
    I have no clue what she's going on about.
[05:49] Mullin
    I'm worried.
[05:50] Mullin
    In any event, change right away!
[05:57] Beelzebub
    I am wearing clothing that those
    with impure hearts cannot see.
[06:00] Mullin
    Do you have no shame?!
[06:03] Beelzebub
    What is embarrassing about
     this body made in God's image?
[06:07] Mullin
    That's where you're going?
[06:10] Mullin**
    I want to go back to a time when
    I didn't know what she was like.
[06:13] (Flashback) Mullin
    I will be serving you starting today!
[06:15] (Flashback) Mullin
    My name is Mullin!
[06:16] (Flashback) Mullin
    I'm extremely elated at being able to
    work with someone I look up to so much.
[06:21] Beelzebub
    But it's fine.
[06:22] Mullin
    Huh?
[06:23] Beelzebub
    You're getting embarrassed for me.
[06:28] Mullin
    Your Highness...
[06:30] Mullin
    That doesn't make any sense.
[06:30] R
    Beelzebub-sama, please let me take those.
[06:32] N
    It really doesn't.
[06:56] Mullin
    She's doing her work perfectly.
[07:00] Mullin
    Please look over this document next.
[07:03] Mullin
    We have a joint workshop
    with Heaven next month.
[07:08] Beelzebub
    Mullin, Mullin...
[07:10] Mullin
    What is it?
[07:13] Beelzebub
    This is what you're like.
SIGN    Blah
SIGN    Mad
[07:16] Mullin
    I'm mad at myself for thinking
    she was kind of cute just now.
[07:22] Mullin
    The version of Her Highness
    I so admired was an illusion.
[07:25] Mullin
    I'm disappointed, to be honest.
[07:27] Mullin
    I need to calm down
    and accept reality.
[07:38] Beelzebub
    Mullin...
[07:39] Mullin
    Yes?
[07:41] Beelzebub
    Thank you.
[07:42] Beelzebub
    You're very kind.
[07:46] Mullin
    I-I-I'm just doing my job!
[07:49] Mullin
    I never admired you!
[07:51] Beelzebub
    Mullin!
[07:53] Mullin
    I'm just doing my job!
[07:55] R
    He's a tsundere.
[07:56] R2
    He is.
[07:57] R3
    The rookies this year...
[07:59] N
    He has the pure heart of a maiden.
[08:02] N
    Work... I have to focus on work!
SIGN    Head Attendant
    Mullin
SIGN    Has the Pure Heart
     of a Maiden
[08:09] Mullin
    Why am I getting so worked up?
[08:11] Mullin
    It's weird.
[08:12] Mullin
    But...
[08:13] Mullin
    She has the face of the person I admired.
[08:16] Mullin
    I guess that makes sense.
[08:17] Beelzebub
    Well done, Mullin.
[08:23] Mullin
    Calm down, dammit!
[08:26] N
    Poor pillar...
[08:28] Mullin
    What is Her Highness thinking, anyway?
[08:32] Mullin
    She's all slow-paced and soft.
[08:34] Mullin
    She's supposed to set the
    standard for all other demons.
[08:36] Mullin
    I wish she'd act like it.
[08:37] Beelzebub(BG)
    Slow...
[08:37] [SONG] Mullin
    Slow-paced
[08:38] Mullin
    She stands at the top of a
    few hundred thousand demons.
[08:40] R
    I know what you mean.
[08:43] R
    She does have this nice, calming air to her,
    but you'd think she should be more...
[08:46] Mullin
    Are you speaking ill of Her Highness?!
[08:48] R
    You're unreasonable.
[08:49] R2
    But Her Highness only complains
    in front of you, Mullin-sama.
[08:53] Mullin
    Huh?
[08:54] R2
    When you aren't around, she completes
    her work without so much as a peep.
[08:58] R2
    I'm sure she trusts you greatly.
[09:02] Mullin
    W-Well,
[09:04] ---
    I-I'm sure I'm the only
    one in all of Hell
[09:08] ---
    who can handle Her Highness perfectly.
SIGN    Easy Head Attendant
[09:12] R2
    I guess Mullin-sama just loves Her Highness.
[09:16] Beelzebub
    Good work today.
[09:19] All
    Thank you.
[09:21] Beelzebub
    See you tomorrow.
[09:31] Mullin
    I was selfish.
[09:33] Mullin
    I admired her, so my own
    expectations came crashing down.
[09:39] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[09:42] Beelzebub
    Mullin?
[09:43] Mullin
    I'll escort you to your room.
[09:45] Mullin
    Also...
[09:47] Mullin
    Take this.
[09:49] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[09:52] Beelzebub
    What is this?
[09:57] Beelzebub
    It's so soft and bouncy, it feels
    as if it will melt into my hands.
[10:03] Beelzebub
    It's a 100% alpaca fur sweater, isn't it?!
[10:07] Mullin
    You could tell just by touching it?
[10:09] N
    She's a professional.
[10:11] Beelzebub
    You're going to give it to me?
[10:13] Mullin
    Please use it as your pajamas.
[10:15] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[10:17] Mullin
    I would have trouble serving you if
    you caught a cold from sleeping in nothing.
[10:26] Beelzebub
    I appreciate it.
[10:29] Beelzebub
    Now, I'll be able to feel softness all
    over my body while wearing clothes!
[10:33] Mullin
    You don't have to change now!
[10:35] Beelzebub(BG)
    Yay! Yay!
[10:35] N
    She's quick to take action.
[10:45] Mullin
    Wh-What is it?
[10:50] Beelzebub
    Mullin, please kneel.
[11:14] Beelzebub
    I'm glad.
[11:16] ---
    I thought you hated me.
[11:22] Beelzebub
    You're a good boy, Mullin.
[11:28] Mullin
    Y-Your Highness, I'm not a child...
[11:41] Beelzebub
    Not very soft, though.
[11:49] Mullin
    She's kind of slow-paced,
    and I don't really understand her,
[11:52] Mullin
    but she's Her Highness.
[11:54] Mullin
    I'm going to do my best to serve her.
[11:57] R
    O-Oh, Mullin-sama, we're still
    not done getting ready—
[11:59] Mullin
    Your Highness, good morning—
[12:07] Mullin
    Knock it off already!
[12:20] N
    Hell.
[12:22] N
    Pandemonium's beautiful ruler...
[12:26] N
    The Great Demon, Beelzebub.
[12:29] N
    And her assistant, Mullin.
SIGN    Squish
[12:33] [SONG] Beelzebub
    Exhausted
[12:34] Beelzebub
    I want to go back to my room
    and become a ball of fur.
[12:37] Beelzebub
    I want to be a ball of fur if I'm reborn.
[12:38] [SONG] Beelzebub
    Exhausted
    Exhausted
[12:40] Beelzebub
    My whole life is about wanting
    to become a ball of fur.
[12:44] [SONG] Beelzebub
    Exhausted
    Exhausted
    Exhausted
SIGN    Beelzebub
[12:44] N
    There was a large difference between what
    he admired in his imagination and reality.
SIGN    Her Highness Knows Not Her Assistant's Heart.
[12:57] Mullin
    I'll explain to you our schedule
    for today, Your Highness.
[13:02] Mullin
    First...
[13:05] Beelzebub
    White Gossamers...
[13:06] Mullin
    They came out of her room.
SIGN    Bop
[13:10] Beelzebub
    So cute...
SIGN    Bop
SIGN    Bop
[13:11] Beelzebub
    150 points.
SIGN    Bop
SIGN    Bop
SIGN    Bop
[13:13] Mullin
    There's something cute about a woman
    being obsessed with something soft.
[13:18] Beelzebub
    There's some dust.
SIGN    Foosh
[13:21] Beelzebub
    Cute. 45 points.
[13:23] Mullin
    Never mind. It got weird.
[13:25] Beelzebub
    Soft. Soft. Soft...
SIGN    Clean better
[13:27] Mullin
    After the meeting at lunch with the
    police chief, we have lunch scheduled.
[13:33] Mullin
    Then we have more documents
    to sign in your office.
[13:36] Mullin
    Finally, we'll see how things are proceeding
    downtown, and then we should be done.
[13:40] Beelzebub
    Understood.
[13:42] Mullin
    Well, that was normal.
[13:44] Beelzebub
    What was?
[13:46] Mullin
    Shouldn't demons be trying to
    seduce humans and cause disasters?
[13:51] Beelzebub
    That's fundamentally wrong.
SIGN    Wallet...!!
[13:55] Beelzebub
    Why do demons do evil to people?
SIGN    Steal Steal
[13:58] Beelzebub
    That is to present people with trials and
    help God give people their final judgment.
SIGN    Steal Steal
SIGN    Police Box
SIGN    Steal!!
[14:06] Beelzebub
    We work according to God's will.
[14:09] Beelzebub
    This is all as God wishes it.
[14:13] Mullin
    I see.
[14:14] Beelzebub
    That's why...
[14:17] Beelzebub
    If I leave early and go back to
    my softness, it's because God wills it!
[14:21] Mullin
    You just wanted to say that!
[14:23] N
    It's a long way to get there.
SIGN    Hell Ginza
[14:26] N
    And now it's time to check
    on the people of Hell.
[14:35] Mullin
    Is this really enough guards?
[14:40] ---
    Pupper!
[14:41] R
    Her Highness is enough by herself.
[14:45] R
    In that famous fight against Heaven,
    Her Highness Beelzebub was strong,
[14:50] ---
    fighting fiercely as
    Satan's right-hand demon.
SIGN    She gets bitten
SIGN    Grrr
[14:55] Mullin
    Was she...
[14:57] R
    Hell is rather peaceful now.
[15:01] Beelzebub
    Doves!
[15:02] R
    What we have now is thanks to Beelzebub-sama
[15:05] ---
    and the various lords who serve Satan-sama.
[15:09] R
    A long time ago, radicals wanted
    a coup and sent assassins,
SIGN    Assassin
[15:15] ---
    but Her Highness took them down with ease.
SIGN    Extremists get her
SIGN    Coo, coo!
[15:19] Mullin
    Really?
[15:22] Mullin
    But...
[15:23] Mullin
    I see.
[15:24] Mullin
    That kind of makes me lose confidence.
[15:27] Mullin
    She doesn't need guards.
[15:29] Mullin
    What am I helping her with?
[15:32] Mullin
    Why did I end up as her assistant?
[15:35] Beelzebub
    Mullin, look at this.
[15:37] Mullin
    Huh?
[15:38] Beelzebub
    I found a kitten.
[15:43] Mullin
    I want to protect her smile!
[15:46] N
    And her cleavage.
[15:51] Mullin
    Hey, Your Highness!
[15:52] Mullin
    I know you're fine by yourself,
[15:55] Mullin
    but can't you remain composed?!
[15:56] Mullin
    Do you like troubling those around you?!
[15:59] R
    Mullin-sama...
[16:01] R2
    What are you saying?
[16:02] Beelzebub
    I don't like you being angry at me.
[16:07] Mullin
    So you know you're causing problems!
[16:11] Beelzebub
    Are you my mother, Mullin?
SIGN    How cute she looks is unfair
[16:14] Mullin
    She makes me so mad, but she's so cute!
[16:20] Mullin
    Your Highness...
[16:21] Beelzebub
    What is it?
[16:24] Mullin
    Shouldn't I be supporting you
    as the assistant by your side?
[16:29] Mullin
    I'm worried that I might not
    be able to do my job properly.
[16:35] Beelzebub
    Don't be.
[16:37] Beelzebub
    All you need to do is be by my side.
[16:44] Mullin
    Your Highness...
[16:47] Beelzebub
    Be by my side without
    lecturing me or anything.
[16:50] Mullin
    I can't do that.
[16:52] Mullin
    Anyway, don't wander off.
[16:54] Beelzebub
    I'm not a kid.
[16:58] N
    And then Beelzebub got lost.
[17:01] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[17:03] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[17:04] Mullin
    Your Highness, where are you?!
[17:05] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[17:06] Mullin
    Jeez...
[17:08] Mullin
    I told her not to wander off.
[17:09] Mullin
    Why did she go off on her own?
[17:12] Mullin
    This isn't downtown anymore. It's more...
[17:15] R
    Hey, man, do you have any plans later?
SIGN    Superior Store
[17:18] R
    I'll give you a good deal.
[17:19] Mullin
    Sorry, but I'm fine!
[17:21] R
    We've got some good boobs lined up today.
[17:23] Mullin
    They're not the boobs I'm looking for!
[17:25] R
    Right.
SIGN    Freudian slip
[17:28] R
    Hey, you okay?
[17:30] Mullin
    If something happened to Her Highness
    in a bad place like this...
[17:35] Mullin
    Calm down.
[17:36] Mullin
    Her Highness is the strongest there is.
[17:37] Mullin
    Even if she gets attacked by thugs,
    she won't be in danger.
[17:40] A
    Lady, what are you doing around here?
[17:43] B
    How about we show you around?
[17:45] Mullin
    Calm down.
[17:49] Beelzebub
    Knocked them right out.
[17:51] ---
    B-Bastard!
[17:53] A/B
    You'll regret this!
[17:56] Beelzebub
    Mullin?
[18:00] Beelzebub
    Mullin, are you hurt?
[18:03] Mullin
    How about you?
[18:05] Beelzebub
    I'm fine.
[18:08] Beelzebub
    I'm sorry, Mullin.
[18:10] Beelzebub
    But you don't have to worry
    so much about me. I—
[18:17] Mullin
    No matter what...
[18:22] Mullin
    I'd worry!
[18:39] Beelzebub
    I understand.
[18:53] Mullin
    Um, Your Highness...
[18:55] Mullin
    Before you sleep, I'd like to
    go over the schedule for tomorrow—
[18:58] Beelzebub
    I'm tired.
[18:59] Beelzebub
    Please leave.
SIGN    Uh oh...
[19:06] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[19:07] Mullin
    I'm sorry, I said too much!
[19:10] Mullin
    Please open up!
[19:23] (Flashback) Mullin
    No matter what...
[19:25] (Flashback) Mullin
    I'd worry!
[19:38] Beelzebub
    That made my heart race.
[19:42] N
    The Ruler of Hell, Beelzebub,
[19:44] N
    surprisingly, doesn't know how
    to handle the opposite sex.
[19:52] Mullin
    Oh, no.
[19:53] Mullin
    I might get fired...
[20:07] N
    This story might be one about how
[20:10] ---
    she finds the word
    for what she's feeling.
[22:00] Beelzebub
    Where am I?
[22:09] Beelzebub
    There it is.
[22:11] Beelzebub
    I'm going to eat it today.
[22:14] Beelzebub
    There we go!
[22:42] Alpaca
    Fluffy...
[22:44] Beelzebub
    Fluffy!
[22:45] Alpaca
    Fluffy!
[23:11] Beelzebub
    That surprised me.
[23:21] Beelzebub
    So warm...
[23:28] Beelzebub
    Good night.
[23:31] R
    Fluffy!
SIGN    Brother Tastes Like a Fairy Tale.
SIGN    She's Here, Vibration Girl.
[23:35] Beelzebub/Mullin
    Please watch next time.

Season 1

2 - Brother Tastes Like a Fairy Tale. / She’s Here, Vibration Girl.

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[00:02] Mullin
    Your Highness, here's your snack today.
[00:05] Mullin
    They're cream puffs.
[00:10] Beelzebub
    Thank you very much.
[00:12] Beelzebub
    I'll eat them now, then.
[00:27] Beelzebub
    Fluffy...
[00:31] Beelzebub
    Fluffy...
[00:34] Beelzebub
    Fluffy...
[00:39] R
    Fluffy.
SIGN    Fluffy
[00:41] R
    Fluffy. Fluffy. Fluffy.
[00:44] Beelzebub
    Fluffy.
[02:21] N
    Mullin was worried about something again.
[02:33] Mullin
    Her Highness is getting even more lazy!
[02:35] Mullin
    There's even more fluffy
    things in her office now...

SIGN    ° 5 minute break
[02:40] Beelzebub
    So fluffy.
SIGN    Brother Tastes like a Fairy Tale.
[02:57] Mullin
    Perhaps my inability to do my job well is
    exacerbating what's happening to her Highness.
[03:03] Mullin
    I need to do better.
[03:06] Mullin
    I need to make sure she can depend on me—
[03:13] Mullin
    I'm going to fall...
[03:15] N
    So much for dependable.
[03:39] Mullin
    He's...
[03:41] Mullin
    He's so cool!
[03:49] Mullin
    This is the ideal I should be striving for!
[03:52] Mullin
    A trained body.
[03:54] Mullin
    A man of action.
[03:57] Mullin
    And such a sharp gaze.
[03:59] Mullin
    A masculine man that
    doesn't need to say much.
SIGN    Are you okay?
[04:02] Mullin
    Huh?
SIGN    Are you okay? Are you hurt? You should watch your step.
[04:04] Mullin
    Wait. He is saying a lot...
[04:06] N
    And quite eloquently.
[04:10] Mullin
    Th-Thank you.
SIGN    I'm glad you're not hurt.
[04:17] Mullin
    So cool.
[04:20] Mullin
    He's a nice person, too.
SIGN    101 Dogs
    of Flanders
[04:25] Mullin
    What's this?
SIGN    Emotional
[04:33] Mullin
    Here you are...
SIGN    Thanks
[04:36] Mullin
    He's a really nice person.
[04:39] Mullin
    Bro, what's your name?
[04:41] Mullin
    Where are you stationed?
SIGN    You don't know who I am?
[04:46] Mullin
    Sorry, I'm from the middle of
    nowhere, and I just got here...
[04:50] [SONG] Mullin
    Embarrassed...
SIGN    (Woof...)
[04:56] Mullin
    Hold on a second!
[04:57] Mullin
    My name is Mullin!
[04:59] Mullin
    I wanna be a good man like you!
SIGN    Leave me alone. You'll just be disappointed.
[05:07] Mullin
    So cool!
[05:10] Mullin
    Bro! Hold—
[05:13] Mullin
    Ow... I scraped myself...
[05:16] Mullin
    A rabbit bandage?!
[05:19] N
    Time for lunch.
[05:22] Mullin
    In any event, I'll just
    try copying how he acts.
SIGN    My usual
[05:25] Mullin
    So cool!
[05:26] Mullin
    He's asking for his usual!
[05:27] Mullin
    He's like a manly adult!
[05:29] Mullin
    I'll take the same thing!
[05:32] R
    Coming right up.
[05:33] Mullin
    A manly lunch...
[05:35] Mullin
    I bet there's gonna be tons of meat.
[05:36] Mullin
    Steak, katsudon, yakiniku...
[05:39] Mullin
    I bet it's liver stir-fry.
[05:41] R
    Here you are.
[05:45] Mullin
    Pancakes...
[05:46] Mullin
    I guess he likes sweet things.
[05:47] Mullin
    Didn't exactly picture that.
SIGN    No!
[05:50] Mullin
    He's upset!
[05:52] Mullin
    He's super upset!
[05:54] R
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[05:55] R
    Hold on a second.
[05:57] Mullin
    Thank goodness.
[05:58] Mullin
    She just messed up—
[05:58] R
    Sorry about that.
[06:00] Mullin
    So cute!
[06:02] N
    Much better.
SIGN    Chew Chew
[06:12] Mullin
    Um...
[06:14] Mullin
    How did you get so big like that?
[06:16] Mullin
    Did you work out real hard, or...
[06:19] Mullin
    Actually, is working out just
    something you like doing?
SIGN    I collect bears.
[06:26] Mullin
    Bears?!
[06:27] N
    Really cool!
[06:29] Mullin
    Do you do tigers, too?!
SIGN    I know it's obscure, but I do have some elephants.
[06:36] Mullin
    He goes big!
SIGN    I'm into needlework lately, too.
[06:40] Mullin
    Like torture?!
[06:41] Mullin
    This guy is for real.
SIGN    Wanna come to my room if your so interested?
[06:48] Mullin
    Bro, I'm sorry! I'm just
    not that hardcore yet...
[06:53] Mullin
    I'm sorry! Spare me!
[06:57] N
    He calmed down.
[07:03] Mullin
    He's completely into girly stuff...
[07:11] Mullin
    I mean I kind of suspected it,
[07:13] Mullin
    but he's not what I had imagined.
SIGN    They're vintage. The stuffed animals from
    the 1930s are so wonderfully cute.
SIGN    I have bears and elephants,
    but the rabbits are super cute, too.
SIGN    Do you think I'm weird now?
[07:29] Mullin
    Huh?
SIGN    I thought you understood me.
SIGN    Did you try to trick me?
[07:33] Mullin
    No!
[07:34] Mullin
    Don't cry!
[07:35] Mullin
    Don't cry, Bro!
SIGN    That's why I told you to stay away from me.
SIGN    I don't want to disappoint others,
    and I'm not great at communicating.
[07:44] Mullin
    So that's why you use those boards...
SIGN    I look fierce, too.
SIGN    You're not scared of me?
[07:47] Mullin
    I'm starting to think of you as more cute.
[07:51] Mullin
    Don't cry!
[07:52] Mullin
    Did you make this, Bro?
[07:54] Mullin
    You make your own stuffed animals, huh?!
SIGN    A friend asked me to make that...
[07:57] Mullin
    Huh? A friend?
[08:00] Beelzebub
    Azazel, did you finish that stuffed animal?
[08:03] Mullin
    It's her Highness...
[08:07] Mullin
    So you two know each other.
[08:10] Beelzebub
    Not just know each other.
[08:12] Beelzebub
    This is the former cherub​, Azazel.
SIGN    Former Cherub​, the Demon
    Azazel
[08:15] Beelzebub
    He's as ancient a demon as
    I in all of Pandemonium,
[08:17] Beelzebub
    and he's part of The Watchers,
    which maintain order here in Hell.
[08:24] Mullin
    He's that impressive?!
[08:27] Beelzebub
    I have Azazel make me
    stuffed animals sometimes.
[08:33] Beelzebub
    Such great softness.
[08:36] Mullin
    I'm amazed you can make things like this.
SIGN    You're not disappointed?
[08:48] Mullin
    Huh?
SIGN    That I'm into this sort of thing...?
[08:52] Mullin
    Of course not.
[08:54] Mullin
    I mean, you didn't really look
    like this would be your thing,
[08:57] Mullin
    and that was kind of surprising,
    but I'm not disappointed.
[08:59] Mullin
    I like cute things, too.
SIGN    Thank you!!
[09:10] Mullin
    H-Hey, Bro— I mean, Azazel-san.
[09:14] Mullin
    You're going to break me...
[09:16] Mullin
    Ow...
[09:21] Beelzebub
    Mullin is my assistant.
[09:24] Mullin
    What's wrong?
[09:26] Mullin
    He knows that.
[09:27] Beelzebub
    Mullin is my assistant.
[09:29] Mullin
    He knows that.
[09:30] Beelzebub
    He's my assistant!
[09:33] Mullin
    What's gotten into you?
[09:34] N
    So that's how Azazel got to know Mullin...
SIGN    The next day
SIGN    The usual.
[09:47] Mullin
    The usual.
[09:48] R
    Coming right up.
[09:50] N
    It's possible you can get in
    shape by eating the same thing.
[09:54] N
    And so Mullin, at least,
    kept trying to improve.
[09:58] R
    Here you are.
[10:13] Mullin
    The Secret Garden, huh?
SIGN    The clothes from that era were quite astounding.
[10:20] Mullin
    I've never really read this through.
SIGN    They'd look great on Beelzebub.
[10:29] Mullin
    You're right!
[10:35] Mullin
    Would you like to wear stuff like that, too?
SIGN    Do fans of idols wear the clothes of that which they worship?
[10:40] Mullin
    Makes sense.
[10:48] Mullin
    Being with him sure is helpful in learning.
[10:53] Mullin
    Hm? Someone's in front of the office.
[11:02] Mullin
    She's pretty cute.
[11:09] Mullin
    Do you need something from her Highness?
[11:17] Mullin
    What's wrong?
[11:20] Mullin
    She's shaking a lot.
[11:22] Mullin
    She's completely red.
[11:24] Mullin
    Is she not feeling well?
[11:28] Beelzebub
    Gocchin?
[11:29] Belphegor
    Bel!
SIGN    Grab
SIGN    And
SIGN    Throw in Washroom
SIGN    Bel,
    thank you!
[11:39] Mullin
    What?!
SIGN    She's Here, Vibration Girl.
[11:54] Beelzebub
    Mullin, this is the former
    Principality, the demon, Belphegor.
SIGN    Former Principality,
    The Demon
    Belphegor
[11:59] Belphegor
    I-I'm sorry about that.
[12:02] Belphegor
    You were a guy, and I don't
    know you, so I was scared...
[12:05] Mullin
    I should have been scared.
[12:08] Mullin
    Anyway, are you okay?
[12:10] Mullin
    You're still shaking.
[12:11] Mullin
    Are you sick?
[12:13] Beelzebub
    She's fine, Mullin.
[12:15] Beelzebub
    Gocchin has serious social anxiety.
[12:18] Beelzebub
    So when she gets nervous or anxious,
[12:22] Beelzebub
    she feels like she has to urinate...
[12:25] Belphegor
    Stop it, Bel!
[12:26] Belphegor
    You're embarrassing me—
[12:31] Mullin
    Well, urination is a natural occurrence.
[12:34] Mullin
    You can't just hold it in, so...
[12:36] Belphegor
    Yeah, but if I try hard I can—
[12:41] Belphegor
    Don't worry about me.
[12:43] Belphegor
    I can hold it in like this...
[12:54] Mullin
    I feel like I really
    shouldn't be watching this.
[12:57] N
    Time to leave.
[13:00] Mullin
    Must be tough for you, Belphegor-san.
[13:04] Belphegor
    Y-You can call me Gocchin.
[13:05] Belphegor
    Everyone calls me Belphegossan or Gocchin.
[13:09] Mullin
    Okay, then I'll call you Gocchin-san—
[13:12] G
    Gotta go to the bathroom!
[13:20] Mullin
    Are you okay?
[13:22] G
    Gotta go to the bathroom!
[13:26] ---
    Um.
[13:29] Mullin
    I can't even talk to her!
SIGN    The Endlessly Urinating Demon
    Belphegor
SIGN    The Endlessly Urinating Demon Gocchin
[13:37] G
    Bathroom!
[13:46] Mullin
    What is it, your Highness?
[13:49] Belphegor
    Why are you blushing because
    Gocchin has to go to the bathroom?
[13:54] Mullin
    That's what I want to know!
[13:58] N
    Pure eyes.
[14:04] Mullin
    So, Gocchin-san, what is it that you need?
[14:08] G
    Bel asked me to come.
[14:12] Mullin
    Bro!
SIGN    Excuse me.
[14:16] Mullin
    What is it?
[14:18] Mullin
    Do you need something?
SIGN    Beelzebub asked me to come.
[14:24] G
    Azaze...
[14:30] Mullin
    She's super afraid of him...
[14:31] Mullin
    She keeps looking this way.
[14:33] Mullin
    Gocchin-san, it's okay.
[14:35] Mullin
    Bro isn't scary.
[14:37] Mullin
    Come on, you say something, too.
SIGN    Belphegor...
[14:44] Mullin
    She's totally going to wet herself!
[14:51] Beelzebub
    Gocchin...
SIGN    Scared her again...
[14:55] Mullin
    Again?
SIGN    Whenever she sees me, she get scared and runs away.
SIGN    She's scared of me.
[15:04] Mullin
    Bro...
SIGN    I hear that Belphegor has to
    go to the restroom a lot.
SIGN    I knitted something to warm her up
    so her core doesn't get so cold.
[15:11] Mullin
    Bro, are you a mom or something?
[15:13] N
    Stay warm.
[15:18] Mullin
    Bro...
[15:22] Mullin
    I'm going to get Gocchin-san!
[15:24] Mullin
    I need to tell her how nice you are!
[15:30] Mullin
    Bro...
SIGN    It's okay.
SIGN    I don't want to scare her more than she already is.
[15:36] Mullin
    But...
[15:38] Mullin
    I feel bad she has the wrong idea about you!
SIGN    Thanks for feeling that way, but...
[15:42] Mullin
    Bro...
[15:44] Beelzebub
    Hey, Azazel...
[15:46] Beelzebub
    It might be better to make
    your appearance less scary.
SIGN    Cute
SIGN    Wait. This isn't right.
SIGN    This is not right!!!!
[16:02] Mullin
    I thought he'd be less scary with
    a bunch of cute things on, but...
SIGN    I told you!!
SIGN    It's not just the clothes!!
[16:06] N
    He did what he could, but...
[16:08] R1
    Excuse me.
[16:10] R2
    Your Highness, it's time for your meeting.
SIGN    Ahhhh
[16:13] Beelzebub
    Mullin, save me...
[16:15] Mullin
    You go, your Highness!
[16:16] Mullin
    Leave the rest to me!
[16:18] Mullin
    All right...
[16:19] Mullin
    Okay, smile, Bro!
[16:20] Mullin
    Smile!
[16:21] Mullin
    Smiling is the best way
    to make yourself approachable!
SIGN    Th-This is hard.
SIGN    It's hard to smile on command.
[16:29] Mullin
    Think about something happy!
SIGN    Something happy...
SIGN    I'm a bit tired after that today...
SIGN    Welcome home.
SIGN    Good work again today, and...
SIGN    thank you for making us so cute!
SIGN    Something happy...
[17:27] Mullin
    You're supposed to show
    how happy you are, Bro!
[17:31] Mullin
    Let's see...
[17:33] Mullin
    Things girls don't like about guys...
[17:36] Mullin
    Their voice being too loud...
[17:37] Mullin
    Being yelled at...
[17:38] Mullin
    Using sharp language...
SIGN    I think any gender wouldn't like those things.
[17:42] Mullin
    Bro, let's soften your language.
SIGN    I don't even talk, though.
[17:46] Mullin
    Oh, right.
[17:48] Mullin
    In that case...
[17:50] R
    Meow.
[17:52] Mullin
    How about saying cute things on those boards?
SIGN    Cute?
[17:56] Mullin
    Like "meow"?
SIGN    Are you serious?
[18:01] R
    Meow.
SIGN    Are you serious? Meow.
[18:07] Mullin
    Bro...
[18:08] Mullin
    You're so nice.
[18:12] Mullin
    This is hard.
SIGN    Sorry.
[18:16] Mullin
    This isn't your fault.
[18:20] Mullin
    What can you do to be liked by girls?!
[18:23] Mullin
    What don't they like about you, anyway?!
SIGN    Aren't you liked by girls?
[18:27] Mullin
    I haven't gotten Valentine's Day
    chocolates from anyone but my mom.
SIGN    You can have this...
SIGN    Bro made it himself.
[18:34] Mullin
    It's fine.
[18:36] N
    Kindness and sadness mixed.
[18:38] N
    Keep your chin up, Mullin.
[18:44] Mullin
    I couldn't help at all.
SIGN    Thanks for everything.
SIGN    Take these for helping out.
    There's some for Beelzebub, too.
[19:05] Mullin
    These are good!
[19:06] Mullin
    They're super good.
[19:07] Mullin
    Bro, you're so cool.
[19:09] G
    U-Um, Mullin-kun.
[19:13] Mullin
    Gocchin-san!
[19:16] G
    U-Um...
[19:20] G
    Um...
[19:20] G
    A-Azazel-sama wasn't mad, was he?
[19:24] G
    I was so nervous...
[19:27] Mullin
    W-Wait. He wouldn't get mad.
[19:30] Mullin
    How scared is she of him...
[19:33] Mullin
    I know.
[19:34] Mullin
    Take these.
[19:35] Mullin
    They're cookies that he made.
[19:37] Mullin
    I'll give you a bag.
[19:41] G
    Azazel-sama made them?
[19:42] Mullin
    Yep.
[19:53] G
    I'm happy.
[20:00] G
    I'm going to treasure these.
[20:04] G
    I couldn't bring myself to eat them.
SIGN    Pyaaaaa
[20:18] Mullin
    Does Gocchin-san...
[20:23] Mullin
    ...like cookies that much?!
[20:27] N
    Mullin just hasn't figured out yet why
    Belphegor gets so anxious in front of Azazel...
[22:48] R
    Fluffy.
[22:51] R
    Fluffy.
[22:55] R
    Fluffy.
[22:57] R2
    Fluffy.
SIGN    Former Angel with Wings.
SIGN    The Assistant, a Complete Sadist.
[23:35] R2
    Please watch us next time.

Season 1

3 - Former Angel with Wings. / The Assistant, a Complete Sadist

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[00:05] Beelzebub
    Today's snack is a castella.
[00:26] Beelzebub
    You want something salty after
    you eat something sweet.
[00:33] Mullin
    What?!
[00:34] Beelzebub
    Plunk.
[00:36] Beelzebub
    Clack, clack.
[00:39] ---
    Chew, chew, chew...
[00:44] Beelzebub
    You want something sweet after
    you eat something salty.
[00:54] Beelzebub
    I know!
[00:56] Beelzebub
    Chew, chew.
[01:08] Beelzebub
    Now I can eat forever.
[01:12] Mullin
    This isn't good!
SIGN    Former Angel With Wings.
[02:50] Mullin
    Well then, your Highness,
[02:52] Mullin
    I'll put the details together
    for the inspection in writing.
[02:56] Beelzebub
    Thank you.
[02:58] N
    Lunch time.
[02:59] N
    Mullin has come to a café with
    Beelzebub while doing some work.
[03:04] Beelzebub
    I'm sorry about this.
[03:06] Beelzebub
    I'm sure it feels like work to you,
    having to eat lunch with a superior.
[03:11] Mullin
    No, it's a new experience. It's fun.
[03:14] Beelzebub
    Really?
[03:16] Beelzebub
    I'm glad.
[03:24] Beelzebub
    Yum.
[03:26] Mullin
    You know she's a serious person at her core.
[03:31] Mullin
    I never thought I'd be having
    lunch with her Highness alone.
[03:35] Mullin
    I don't feel worthy.
[03:39] Mullin
    U-Um...
[03:41] Mullin
    The atmosphere is nice here.
[03:45] Beelzebub
    Gocchin told me about this place.
[03:47] Mullin
    Really?
[03:50] R
    Here you are.
[03:52] R
    The parfait dessert you ordered.
[04:14] Mullin
    Is it good?
[04:15] Beelzebub
    It is!
[04:18] Mullin
    Your Highness, you have some on your cheek.
[04:25] Beelzebub
    Act like you never saw that.
SIGN    mumble mumble
[04:28] Mullin
    You don't have to get so embarrassed.
[04:30] Beelzebub
    Oh, Mullin! You have some
    dust on your shoulder!
[04:33] Mullin
    Huh?
[04:34] Mullin
    You're right.
[04:36] Beelzebub
    Fluffy...
[04:38] Mullin
    You can't have it.
[04:40] Mullin
    You don't have to be so desperate.
[04:42] N
    It looked quite fluffy.
[04:46] Mullin
    I'll give it to you next
    time I find some dust.
[04:49] Beelzebub
    It's a promise, Mullin!
[04:51] Mullin
    Uh-huh.
[04:53] Mullin
    I never thought I'd get to
    spend my lunch like this.
[04:57] Mullin
    Her Highness seems like
    she's having fun, too.
[04:59] R
    Say "Ah"!
[05:01] R2
    Ah!
[05:02] R
    Is it good?
[05:03] R2
    Yeah! Give me another bite!
[05:06] Mullin
    It's my first time seeing someone
    actually do the "Say 'Ah!'" thing!
[05:10] Mullin
    It's the big city, after all.
[05:11] Mullin
    This isn't just a café
    with a good atmosphere.
[05:14] Mullin
    It might be a date spot with good atmosphere!
[05:17] Mullin
    This isn't good. I'm all embarrassed now.
[05:21] Mullin
    P-Pretty crazy.
[05:23] Mullin
    I want to go home.
[05:30] Beelzebub
    You want some, too, Mullin?
[05:34] Mullin
    No way!
[05:36] Mullin
    What's going on?!
[05:37] Mullin
    It's her Highness we're talking about,
[05:39] ---
    so I'm sure she really just
    wants me to have some.
[05:43] Mullin
    But I mean that's her spoon.
[05:47] Mullin
    Is it okay for me to just eat off her spoon?
[05:49] Mullin
    Am I weird for thinking about that?
[05:51] Mullin
    Is this normal?
[05:53] Mullin
    I've only ever shared
    utensils with my mom.
[05:58] (Flashback) Mullin
    Hey, I was using that cup!
[06:00] (Flashback) Mom
    I'm your mom. Who cares?
[06:02] (Flashback) Mom
    You worry too much.
[06:03] (Flashback) Mullin
    Of course I would!
[06:09] Beelzebub
    If you don't want any, that's fine.
SIGN    Nom
[06:14] Mullin
    I'm sorry.
[06:18] Mullin
    That made me nervous.
SIGN    Chew
    Chew
SIGN    Chew
    Chew
[06:23] Mullin
    Now that I see her up close,
    she's really pretty.
[06:29] Mullin
    I mean, I usually have no clue
    what she's thinking, but...
SIGN    Hmph
[06:37] Beelzebub
    You already turned me down,
    so I'm not giving you any.
[06:41] Mullin
    She's so cute!
[06:42] N
    That gap in personality.
[06:45] Beelzebub
    That was a nice change of pace.
[06:48] Mullin
    I'm kind of tired.
[06:54] Mullin
    What's with the commotion?
[06:55] Mullin
    Huh?
[06:58] Mullin
    An angel? He has wings.
[07:00] Astaroth
    It's the happiest day in my life,
    meeting an angel like you.
[07:05] R2
    I'm a demon.
[07:07] Mullin
    They're not wings. He put those on...
[07:11] Astaroth
    Bel!
[07:12] Astaroth
    Beelzebub!
[07:14] Mullin
    Does he know you?
[07:16] Astaroth
    I've missed you.
[07:17] Astaroth
    Your big brother's been so busy.
[07:20] Mullin
    Big brother?
[07:22] Mullin
    He's her Highness' big brother?!
[07:23] Astaroth
    Well, more like a "big brother"
    type of relationship.
[07:27] Mullin
    Type of relationship?
[07:29] Beelzebub
    What a creep...
[07:31] Mullin
    She looks genuinely upset.
[07:36] Beelzebub
    Mullin, this is Astaroth, a former angel.
[07:40] Astaroth
    You can be more friendly than that.
[07:42] Astaroth
    I'm your older brother, right?
SIGN    Former Seraph, Demon
    Astaroth
[07:44] Mullin
    He's a big shot.
[07:46] Mullin
    Um, Astaroth-sama,
    what's up with those wings?
[07:50] Astaroth
    These?
[07:51] Astaroth
    The girls love them.
[07:54] Astaroth
    They bring out more of
    my beauty, as well.
[07:55] Mullin
    I see...
[07:57] Mullin
    What kind of pick-up tactic is that?
[07:59] Astaroth
    Also...
[08:02] Astaroth
    Bel, come on.
[08:05] Mullin
    She's trying super hard to hold back.
[08:06] N
    Stuck between desire and reason.
[08:09] Astaroth
    So are you Bel's new assistant?
[08:13] Mullin
    Y-Yes, my name is Mullin.
[08:15] Astaroth
    I've heard rumors.
[08:17] Astaroth
    You're a lot more boring-looking
    that I thought.
[08:18] Mullin
    I see...
[08:20] Astaroth
    Maybe you could borrow these.
[08:22] Astaroth
    They might spruce you up a bit.
[08:24] Mullin
    I'm fine.
[08:25] Astaroth
    I have no clue if the ladies would like
    you any more if you put them on, though.
[08:32] Beelzebub
    So fluffy...
[08:34] Astaroth
    Hey, Bel! That's no fair!
[08:35] N
    And she changes her tune.
[08:38] Astaroth
    I can't believe that Bel likes
    that shrimp more than me.
[08:42] Astaroth
    Damn you! How did you manage to win Bel over?!
[08:45] Astaroth
    Was it fluffy stuff?!
[08:46] Astaroth
    You used some crazy fluffy
    stuff to get her, didn't you?!
[08:47] Mullin
    What do you mean, "crazy fluffy stuff"?
[08:50] Mullin
    I haven't done anything!
[08:51] Astaroth
    I adore Bel so much more.
[08:55] Astaroth
    I traded diaries with her everyday!
SIGN    Here's today's
    entry
[08:57] Astaroth
    I sang her lullabies!
[08:59] Astaroth
    And during the war between Hell and Heaven,
[09:01] Astaroth
    Bel sided with Lucifer,
    so I fell to Hell with her!
[09:04] N
    Pretty strong love.
[09:05] Astaroth
    When I first met her...
[09:08] Astaroth
    Yes, it was when we were both angels still...
[09:19] (Flashback) Beelzebub
    Fluffy.
[09:21] (Flashback) Beelzebub
    Fluffy.
[09:26] Astaroth
    She was so focused on tearing off pieces
    of clouds and feeling their fluffiness,
[09:29] Astaroth
    and when I saw her like that,
[09:31] Astaroth
    I just knew I had to protect her.
[09:34] Beelzebub
    I was really into that back then.
[09:36] Mullin
    Your Highness...
[09:38] Mullin
    Still, I'm curious what she was
    like when she was an angel...
[09:42] Astaroth
    Bel back then was pretty cute.
[09:45] Astaroth
    She's cute now, too, though.
[09:46] Beelzebub
    Let go of me.
[09:48] Beelzebub
    Mullin, let's go home.
[09:51] Astaroth
    I have to get back, too.
[09:52] Astaroth
    My subordinates are
    going to kill me.
[10:00] Beelzebub
    Mullin?
[10:02] Beelzebub
    What's wrong?
[10:04] Mullin
    Oh, nothing.
[10:05] Mullin
    I was just thinking you
    two look good together.
[10:08] Mullin
    You're both rather attractive, so you know...
[10:11] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[10:14] Astaroth
    Really?
[10:17] Astaroth
    You've got good taste, Mirin-kun.
[10:19] Mullin
    It's Mullin.
[10:21] Astaroth
    I didn't expect him to tell it like it is.
[10:26] Beelzebub
    Mullin, I'm sorry.
[10:29] Beelzebub
    I'm going to go home by myself.
[10:30] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[10:31] Mullin
    Wait!
[10:32] ---
    Hold on.
[10:33] Astaroth
    I'll go.
[10:34] Mullin
    Huh?
[10:35] Astaroth
    You head back on your own.
[11:28] Astaroth
    Bel, what's wrong?
[11:31] Beelzebub
    Leave me alone.
[11:33] Astaroth
    Did you get mad because I'm so persistent?
[11:35] Astaroth
    Sorry, I was just so happy to see you again.
[11:40] Beelzebub
    No, that's not it.
[11:42] Astaroth
    Why, then?
[11:46] Beelzebub
    I don't know.
[11:48] Beelzebub
    I don't know, but when Mullin
    said we looked good together...
[11:52] Beelzebub
    I don't know why, but it made me sad.
[11:57] Astaroth
    I guess you hate me that much, huh?
[12:05] Beelzebub
    I had a good time eating lunch with Mullin,
[12:09] Beelzebub
    and then I got really sad...
[12:15] Beelzebub
    Wh-What do you want?
[12:18] Astaroth
    Bel, you're cute.
[12:21] Astaroth
    You really are.
[12:24] Astaroth
    You've become really cute since
    the last time I saw you.
[12:37] (Flashback) Astaroth
    Your brother's kind of lonely over here.
[12:41] (Flashback) Beelzebub
    Again, who ever said you're my brother?
[12:53] Beelzebub
    I'll see you later.
[12:55] Beelzebub
    You should get back to work.
[12:57] Astaroth
    No problem.
[13:03] Astaroth
    Mullin, huh?
[13:09] Beelzebub
    Sorry I'm late.
[13:11] Mullin
    Welcome back.
[13:13] Mullin
    Where did you go?
[13:15] Mullin
    I was worried.
[13:17] Beelzebub
    I'm sorry.
[13:24] Mullin
    Your Highness, next time we go
    on a visitation again,
[13:27] ---
    let's go to lunch.
[13:29] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[13:31] Beelzebub
    Sure!
[13:33] Mullin
    Now, let's get to work.
[13:35] Mullin
    We have stuff to do this
    afternoon, your Highness.
[13:41] Beelzebub
    Right...
[13:50] N
    Hell, that is where demons do their duty.
[14:04] Beelzebub
    This plum kombu tea is really good.
[14:07] Mullin
    I'm glad you like it.
[14:08] Mullin
    I thought it'd be good to have
     for when you get peckish.
[14:10] N
    Pandemonium is the
    administrative body for Hell.
[14:15] ---
    The staff are, in fact, public servants
    of the demon world.
[14:19] Astaroth
    I'd like some cocoa.
[14:22] A
    I'll have milk tea.
[14:23] B
    I'll have a matcha latte.
[14:25] Both
    Go away.
SIGN    The Assistant, a Complete Sadist.
[14:32] Both
    Bye!
[14:37] Astaroth
    The assistants in Pandemonium...
[14:40] Astaroth
    They're like secretaries or aides.
[14:43] Astaroth
    They're the closest assistants to
    the lords they're assigned to.
[14:48] Astaroth
    Mullin is Bel's new assistant.
[14:51] Astaroth
    He's dull.
[14:52] Astaroth
    I mean, he's just your typical guy.
[14:56] Astaroth
    But it might be better than someone
    with too much personality.
[15:02] Astaroth
    If it was some cooler knight-like guy...
[15:06] Astaroth
    I want to protect you from
    the acidity in plumb tea.
SIGN    Lifts her chin for some reason
[15:09] Beelzebub
    What are you talking about?
[15:15] Astaroth
    If he was someone that
    acted more as her butler...
[15:21] Astaroth
    Gets on top of her for no reason
[15:22] Mullin
    Here's your plum kombu tea.
[15:24] Beelzebub
    Who are you?
[15:25] Astaroth
    Mirin, I'm glad you're boring!
[15:28] Mullin
    Are you trying to insult me?
[15:32] Mullin
    Here's your cocoa.
[15:33] Astaroth
    You actually got it for me?
[15:35] Mullin
    I guess I did.
[15:41] Astaroth
    He's nice.
[15:50] Mullin
    Your Highness, regarding our
    upcoming plans on this matter...
[15:53] Astaroth
    He plans ahead.
[15:55] Mullin
    That's a cute pen.
[15:58] Beelzebub
    I got it yesterday.
[16:00] Mullin
    You've got good taste, your Highness.
[16:02] Astaroth
    Gives women compliments without thinking...
[16:04] Astaroth
    Hold on... He might have really
    good boyfriend potential.
SIGN    Boyfriend Potential
[16:09] N
    Boyfriend Potential Scouter.
[16:11] Astaroth
    Hold on a second. That's all normal.
[16:14] Astaroth
    I walk on the vehicle side
    of the road and stuff, too.
[16:16] Astaroth
    I notice right away when a girl cuts her hair, too.
[16:18] Mullin
    Your Highness, did you take
    a look at these documents?
[16:22] Beelzebub
    I was about to do that.
[16:25] Astaroth
    She doesn't want to do it,
    now that she was told about it, huh?
[16:29] Mullin
    What's this hedgehog doing here?!
[16:32] Mullin
    You've brought in yet another thing.
[16:34] Mullin
    Who's going to take care of it?
[16:36] Beelzebub
    But its stomach is all soft.
[16:39] Mullin
    Put it back where you found it!
[16:41] Astaroth
    No, this is "Mom Potential"!
SIGN    Boyfriend Potential
SIGN    Big Brother Potential
SIGN    Mom Potential
[16:45] Astaroth
    Now I'm not worried.
[16:46] N
    Mom Potential Scouter.
[16:49] N
    Today's snack is strawberry daifuku.
SIGN    Pandemonium Staff Store
SIGN    Blah
[17:01] Astaroth
    What's wrong? Why are you upset?
[17:04] Beelzebub
    Because you're so persistent.
[17:07] Astaroth
    You're cute when you're mad, too.
[17:10] Astaroth
    You sounded like a cat just now.
[17:13] Mullin
    She doesn't like you because you're so clingy.
[17:15] Astaroth
    I get clingy because she's so cute.
[17:18] Mullin
    Yeah, but...
[17:20] Mullin
    You should just leave instead
    of making your home here.
[17:23] Astaroth
    I'll leave if Bel comes to my office.
[17:27] Astaroth
    I don't want to work unless I'm with girls.
[17:31] Beelzebub
    You already have a girl
    that'll stay with you.
[17:36] Mullin
    Really?
[17:38] Astaroth
    She's my assistant!
[17:39] Beelzebub
    She's cute.
[17:41] Astaroth
    No, she isn't!
[17:42] Astaroth
    Even the demons of Cocytus would
    run from her butt-naked!
[17:44] Astaroth
    She's cold-hearted and...
[17:50] Sargatanas
    I've found you.
[17:51] Sargatanas
    Astaroth-sama, I've come to get you.
[17:57] Astaroth
    Sacchan, I give! I give!
[17:59] Astaroth
    I'm sorry! Forgive me!
[18:01] Sargatanas
    I will not.
[18:03] Mullin
    What's going on?!
[18:04] Mullin
    She fired a gun, right?
[18:06] Sargatanas
    Your Highness, Beelzebub,
[18:08] Sargatanas
    I'm sorry that my idiot master
    has caused you trouble.
[18:10] Sargatanas
    I will take him back.
[18:12] Beelzebub
    Thank you.
[18:13] Mullin
    Your Highness, who is she?
[18:17] Beelzebub
    She's Astaroth's guardian, Sargatanas.
SIGN    Finance Department
    Sargatanas
[18:21] Astaroth
    This is not a proper guardian!
[18:23] Astaroth
    She's a crazy, psycho guardian!
[18:26] Sargatanas
    What was that?
[18:27] Astaroth
    A crazy, good guardian?
[18:30] Sargatanas
    Now, apologize to everyone.
[18:33] Astaroth
    That shouldn't be the attitude
    you have towards your superior.
[18:35] Mullin
    What's up with their relationship...
[18:37] N
    Extremely intense assistant power.
[18:40] Mullin
    What are you going to do about this?
[18:44] Sargatanas
    It's fine.
[18:45] Sargatanas
    I'll make arrangements to
    compensate immediately.
[18:47] Sargatanas
    I'm with the finance department.
[18:50] Sargatanas
    I have prepared a special secret fund
    for damages to facilities that occur
[18:54] ---
    when I have to retrieve Astaroth.
[18:56] Mullin
    You expect to cause damage?!
[18:58] Mullin
    But couldn't you take him back more peacefully?
[19:02] Sargatanas
    I enjoy doing it this way.
[19:04] Mullin
    She admitted it.
[19:04] N
    What refreshing honesty.
[19:08] Mullin
    Sargatanas-san is quite cool and collected.
[19:11] Mullin
    She's rather tough with her superior.
[19:13] Mullin
    She's kind of scary, but kind of cool, too.
[19:15] Mullin
    Cool, but in a different way from Bro.
SIGN    Paaaaaa
[19:24] Sargatanas
    I'm sorry! I didn't mean to scare you!
[19:27] Sargatanas
    There, there!
[19:27] Astaroth
    Don't you feel bad for me up here?
[19:29] Astaroth
    Why are you...
[19:31] Mullin
    And kind of like Bro, in a way!
[19:34] Sargatanas
    I ask that you do not tell any
    other staff about my hobbies.
[19:40] Mullin
    Okay, I won't!
[19:42] Astaroth
    Hey, Sacchan...
[19:44] Astaroth
    I'd be happy if you could
    be nicer to me, too.
[19:48] Sargatanas
    What?
[19:49] Astaroth
    Well, it'd be nice if you
    could, at least, smile a bit.
[19:54] Mullin
    He acts like he reports to her...
[19:57] Astaroth
    It'd be nice if you could just
    say "let's go back" nicely.
[20:01] Sargatanas
    Let's go back.
SIGN    Smile...
[20:02] Mullin
    Scary!
[20:04] Astaroth
    I could see getting tied up if I was a girl.
[20:09] Astaroth
    It'd look good, then, at least!
[20:12] Mullin
    Stop thinking about her Highness!
[20:15] Astaroth
    Well, some girls wouldn't look good, though.
[20:20] N
    Completely flat.
[20:23] Mullin
    You shouldn't watch, your Highness.
[20:24] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[20:25] Mullin
    He's really dumb.
[20:32] Sargatanas
    Excuse us, your Highness.
[20:34] Astaroth
    See you later, Bel.
[20:37] Beelzebub
    Don't come back now, ya hear?
[20:39] Mullin
    Maybe he was running from that girl,
[20:42] ---
    and not trying to cozy up here.
[20:45] Mullin
    You said she was cute,
[20:47] Mullin
    but she's a complete sadist...
[20:49] Mullin
    I mean, Sargatanas-san
    was calm and collected.
[20:53] Beelzebub
    Sargatanas, huh?
[20:56] Beelzebub
    She's cute.
[21:00] Sargatanas
    Walk quickly.
[21:02] Astaroth
    I'm not your dog on a walk.
[21:06] Sargatanas
    Dogs are smarter than you.
[21:07] Astaroth
    That's mean.
[21:13] Astaroth
    Well, you always find me.
[21:17] Astaroth
    I like you, Sacchan.
[21:26] Sargatanas
    I-I don't do it for you.
[21:29] Sargatanas
    It's for our work.
[21:31] Astaroth
    Uh-huh.
[21:33] Sargatanas
    You're really dumb.
[21:36] Astaroth
    Why's that?
[21:39] Beelzebub
    Mullin!
[21:40] Beelzebub
    Get me more plum kombu tea!
[21:42] Mullin
    You're drinking too much!
[21:43] Mullin
    You won't be able to eat dinner!
SIGN    Don't touch
SIGN    Don't use now
SIGN    Hehehehe
[23:22] Beelzebub
    If I can't drink it, I'll
    try making my own plum kombu tea.
[23:30] Beelzebub
    I'm not sure what to do next.
[23:32] N
    That's not right.
SIGN    Fly! Imaginary Wings.
SIGN    Her Highness Checking in on Someone Sick for the First Time.
[23:36] Both
    Watch us next time.

Season 1

4 - Fly! Imaginary Wings. / Her Highness Checking in on Someone Sick for the First Time.

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[01:36] Beelzebub
    Hey, Mullin.
[01:37] Beelzebub
    What should I do?
[01:40] Mullin
    About what?
[01:42] Beelzebub
    I've been thinking about
    this since this morning.
[01:45] Beelzebub
    What if... Just what if...
[01:49] BG
    Alpaca!
[01:50] BG
    Angora rabbit!
[01:51] Beelzebub
    What if an alpaca and an angora rabbit...
[01:54] Beelzebub
    An alpaca and an angora rabbit...
[01:57] Beelzebub
    What if both of them
    started chasing after me?
[01:59] Beelzebub
    Which one should I hug first?!
[02:02] Mullin
    Well, that was ridiculously worthless.
[02:04] Mullin
    Who cares about that?
[02:06] Mullin
    Just look over the documents already.
[02:08] Beelzebub
    I already did.
[02:10] Mullin
    Then, here's the next set.
[02:14] Mullin
    But it is kind of nice to hear
    Her Highness talk about fluffy things.
[02:20] Beelzebub
    Have you heard of Highland cattle?
[02:22] Mullin
    No, I wouldn't...
[02:24] Beelzebub
    They're really fluffy cows!
[02:27] Mullin
    That's enough of that.
[02:29] R
    I think she's finally poisoned Mullin-sama.
[02:32] R2
    Or maybe he's just gotten
    better at ignoring her.
[02:35] N
    When you experience something enough...
SIGN    Fly! Imaginary Wings.
SIGN    In Session
[02:47] Mullin
    I think I'm not being tough
    enough on Her Highness lately.
[02:51] Mullin
    I need to get it together.
[02:53] A
    Regarding Cerberus at the gates of hell,
[02:56] ---
    and having shifts for the three heads...
[02:58] A
    A boycott's been started
    over the allegations
[03:00] ---
    that this practice creates
    illegal work conditions.
[03:03] Mullin
    This sounds like a pain to deal with.
[03:06] Eurynome
    How about sending his
    little brother, Orthrus?
[03:13] Mullin
    Well, she's a glasses-clad beauty.
[03:16] R2
    How about asking Patrasche from heaven?
[03:19] Eurynome
    Then we'd have to deal with Nello,
[03:21] ---
    and it'd cost more in labor
    than we'd need to spend.
[03:23] Mullin
    She's pretty cool, too.
[03:26] Mullin
    Our eyes met.
[03:33] Mullin
    You head to your next meeting, Your Highness.
[03:36] Mullin
    I'll head back.
[03:38] Beelzebub
    Understood. I'll see you later.
[03:44] Mullin
    What was up with that girl, anyway?
[03:47] Mullin
    No, I need to focus on work right now.
[03:53] Mullin
    Sorry about that!
[03:54] Mullin
    Are you okay?
[03:56] Eurynome
    No, it's fine. I just kind
    of pushed my way through.
[03:59] Mullin
    Oh!
[04:01] Mullin
    She's doing the same thing.
[04:02] Mullin
    What's this face about, anyway?
[04:05] Mullin
    Is it because she's nearsighted?
[04:06] Mullin
    She's wearing her glasses, though...
[04:08] Mullin
    Maybe she really hates me...
[04:11] Mullin
    Huh?
[04:12] Eurynome
    You're Her Highness Beelzebub's
    assistant, right?
[04:15] Mullin
    Y-Yes, my name is Mullin.
[04:18] Eurynome
    My name is Eurynome.
[04:20] Eurynome
    Nice to meet you.
SIGN    Justice Department,
    Former Cherub, Demon
    Eurynome
SIGN    Blush...
[04:27] Eurynome
    I'm sorry, but I'm in a hurry.
    See you later.
[04:34] Mullin
    Wow, after that weird face,
    she looks like an angel.
[04:38] Mullin
    Oh, this must be Eurynome's...
[04:42] Mullin
    I thought she came to the garden here...
[04:45] Mullin
    Eurynome-san!
[04:49] Mullin
    I guess she left already.
[04:52] Mullin
    Eurynome—
[04:55] Eurynome
    Shh. Be quiet.
[04:58] Mullin
    Eurynome-san!
[05:00] Eurynome
    Please.
[05:01] Eurynome
    Just be quiet for a bit.
[05:03] Mullin
    She pulled me so close to her!
[05:05] Mullin
    Wh-What's going on?
[05:08] Eurynome
    Young boys are going to pass
    through here on their field trip.
[05:12] Mullin
    What?
[05:16] Eurynome
    I've been looking forward
    to this for two months.
[05:23] Mullin
    She really is beautiful.
[05:26] Eurynome
    Hot, young boys...
[05:27] Mullin
    Huh?
[05:28] Eurynome
    There'll be hot, young boys here...
[05:34] Eurynome
    So many hot, young boys...
[05:38] Eurynome
    So many of them will walk through here.
[05:40] Eurynome
    I'll get to see their legs...
[05:43] Eurynome
    Their ankles...
[05:45] Eurynome
    So many of their thin ankles.
[05:48] Eurynome
    So many of them in a row.
[05:58] Mullin
    Wow! This person's got some problems!
[06:00] T
    This garden contains species of plants
    unique to Hell and the underworld,
[06:03] ---
    as well as a piece of the Tree of
    Knowledge from the Garden of Eden...
[06:03] Mullin
    She might jump out and attack them!
[06:06] Mullin
    You can't do that, Eurynome-san!
[06:17] Mullin
    She was purified and went to Heaven.
[06:21] Eurynome
    I saw Heaven...
[06:22] Eurynome
    I saw Heaven...
[06:23] Mullin
    We're in the underworld...
[06:25] Eurynome
    God!
[06:26] Mullin
    But I'm glad. I thought you
    were going to do something.
[06:29] Eurynome
    What do you mean, "something"?
[06:31] Mullin
    I, uh...
[06:32] Eurynome
    I love young boys, so I believe one
    should never do anything to harm them!
[06:38] Eurynome
    Besides, I don't actually want
    to do anything with young boys!
[06:41] Eurynome
    If I had to put it to words,
    I just want to be in their presence!
[06:45] Eurynome
    I want to watch them from
    the shadows, and adore them.
[06:48] Eurynome
    I want to protect them.
[06:49] Eurynome
    And, and...
[06:55] Eurynome
    I want to die!
[06:58] Mullin
    That's not good at all!
[07:01] N
    Not at all!
[07:04] Eurynome
    I feel sad for you, not being able to
    understand a refined hobby like this.
[07:07] Eurynome
    Humans love to admire
    that which is beautiful.
[07:10] Mullin
    Refined...
[07:12] Mullin
    You just like little boys.
[07:14] Eurynome
    No!
SIGN    They're so precious!!
[07:15] Eurynome
    I just am aware of how
    wonderful young boys can be!
[07:17] Mullin
    I don't think you should corrupt them
    like that if you think they're precious.
[07:22] Mullin
    What's wrong?
[07:22] Eurynome
    I don't like looking at any
    male, besides young boys.
[07:27] Eurynome
    Get yourself born again and come back to me.
[07:31] Mullin
    She's a demon of a woman!
[07:32] Mullin
    This is just too crazy.
[07:35] Eurynome
    Now that you know what I'm like,
    there's no point in hiding it.
[07:37] Mullin
    Well, that's true.
[07:39] Eurynome
    It's not like I hate men.
[07:44] Eurynome
    I just love hot, young boys so much,
[07:46] ---
    I despise grown ones, you bitch!
[07:49] Mullin
    I'm surprised you can even get work done.
[07:51] Eurynome
    Well, I use the power of imagination
    that God has given me.
[07:55] Eurynome
    I convert the men I see in
    my mind to hot, young boys.
SIGN    
[08:05] Mullin
    Smile of the Virgin Mary...
[08:07] Eurynome
    I'm a fallen angel,
[08:08] Eurynome
    but no one can break these wings of mine!
[08:10] Eurynome
    Living is so much fun,
    I feel like I'm going to die!
[08:13] Mullin
    So strong!
[08:14] Eurynome
    But you would be a young
    boy that plays outside...
[08:18] Eurynome
    I like slim, indoor boys that look like
[08:20] ---
    they'd break every bone if you touched
    them wrong, not really the sports type.
[08:24] Eurynome
    You get 45 out of 100.
[08:25] Mullin
    She's imaging all that stuff about
    me and then disses me about it...
[08:30] Mullin
    Oh, Astaroth-sama!
[08:32] Astaroth
    Oh, hey, Mullin.
[08:34] Astaroth
    You're with the lady, Eurynome, too.
[08:36] Mullin
    You know each other?
[08:38] Astaroth
    There's not a pretty girl that
    doesn't know me in Pandemonium.
[08:43] Astaroth
    How are you?
[08:44] Eurynome
    Why the hell do you care? Don't touch me.
[08:46] Astaroth
    You can't have those young boys,
    so why not take me instead? I'm here.
[08:50] Eurynome
    If you wanted to eat steak,
[08:52] ---
    would you eat garbage just because
    you had it in front of you?
[08:55] N
    Oh, burn.
[08:57] Eurynome
    You insincere, promiscuous man!
[09:00] Eurynome
    You should cook down the gunk from hot,
    young boys' fingernails and drink it!
[09:02] Eurynome
    Hold on a second. I'd like that.
[09:05] Mullin
    This guy is hot, at least.
[09:07] Mullin
    Why not use your wings
    of imagination instead?
[09:10] Eurynome
    Of course, I'll make him
    into a hot, young boy.
[09:12] Mullin
    You will, huh?
[09:19] Eurynome
    Astaroth...
[09:20] Eurynome
    The young years of a
    promiscuous pick-up artist...
[09:23] Eurynome
    He'd act innocent, but was really
    afraid of not being loved,
[09:28] Eurynome
    so he'd be affectionate to those around him—
[09:30] Eurynome
    a wonderful and sweet blond-haired young boy...
[09:36] Astaroth
    I don't want any of you to hate me...
[09:40] Eurynome
    Actually, that's really good!
[09:43] Mullin
    Anyway, is it okay for you
    to loiter around here?
[09:47] Mullin
    Sargatanas-san's going to
    get mad if she finds you.
[09:50] Astaroth
    No, about that...
[09:54] Mullin
    She's there!
[09:55] Astaroth
    She's just watching and isn't getting upset.
[09:58] Mullin
    Huh?
[09:59] Astaroth
    It's a bit exciting wondering
    when she's going to come smack me.
[10:05] Sargatanas
    Now, let's get back to work.
[10:08] Astaroth
    Not the face! Not the face!
[10:11] Mullin
    She attacked him anyway...
[10:13] Astaroth
    Sacchan, hey...
[10:15] Sargatanas
    What is it?
[10:17] Astaroth
    It's the first time a
    girl's been on top of me,
[10:20] ---
    and I don't actually have
    boobs pushed in my face.
[10:28] Mullin
    That guy's terrible...
[10:30] Mullin
    How dumb do you have to be?
[10:43] Eurynome
    An older girl abusing a blond-haired
    hot guy... So great!
[10:47] Astaroth
    Onee-sama...
[10:49] Mullin
    You need to destroy your imagination wings!
[11:07] Beelzebub
    The lunch I went to with Mullin
    the other day was a lot of fun.
[11:12] Beelzebub
    I want to go somewhere again.
[11:14] R
    Movie tickets?
[11:16] [SONG] Beelzebub
    Underworld Shopping District
[11:17] Mullin
    I got it at a shopping district lottery.
[11:19] R
    That's great.
[11:21] Mullin
    But the tickets come as a pair.
[11:23] Mullin
    I don't know anyone to go with.
[11:29] Beelzebub
    Ah...
[11:31] Mullin
    Wait...
[11:32] Mullin
    Do you want to see this movie, Your Highness?
[11:35] Beelzebub
    No, I...
[11:40] Mullin
    Do you want to go together?
[11:41] Mullin
    You don't have any work to
    do tomorrow night, right?
[11:46] Beelzebub
    May I?!
[11:48] Mullin
    O-Of course.
[11:51] Mullin
    Come on, too cute!
SIGN    Agonizing.
SIGN    Her Highness Checking in on Someone Sick for the First Time.
[12:04] Beelzebub
    A movie.
[12:05] Mullin
    I guess Her Highness really
    wanted to see that movie.
[12:08] Mullin
    Hold on a second.
[12:10] Mullin
    I'm going to see a movie with Her Highness.
[12:12] Mullin
    Going to see a movie with a girl.
[12:14] Mullin
    Is this a date...
[12:15] Mullin
    Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
[12:17] Mullin
    Going to see a movie with
    someone from work...
[12:19] Mullin
    That's not a date.
[12:20] Mullin
    Is it a date?
[12:22] Mullin
    Am I thinking about this too much?
[12:24] Mullin
    You usually go on a date
    with someone you like.
[12:27] Mullin
    What's a date?!
[12:31] Both
    Good morning, Your Highness.
[12:35] Beelzebub
    Good morning.
[12:38] R
    You've gotten up early.
[12:40] Beelzebub
    I didn't sleep last night...
[12:42] R2
    You stayed up all night?!
[12:44] R
    Something so important to worry
    the great demon, Her Highness...
[12:50] N
    And this was Her Highness last night.
[12:54] Beelzebub
    A movie with Mullin...
[12:56] Beelzebub
    A movie with Mullin...
[12:57] Beelzebub
    With Mullin...
[12:59] Beelzebub
    With Mullin...
[13:00] N
    Like a little kid before a field trip.
[13:00] Beelzebub
    Stuff... Stuff...
[13:07] Beelzebub
    Oh, yeah, Mullin didn't come
    and get me this morning.
[13:11] Beelzebub
    Did something happen?
[13:13] R
    Well...
[13:26] Mullin
    Coming...
[13:29] Mullin
    Who is it?
[13:32] Mullin
    Your Highness?!
[13:33] Beelzebub
    I've come to see if you were okay.
[13:36] Mullin
    You, too, Bro?!
[13:38] Mullin
    What about work?
SIGN    I took the afternoon off.
[13:42] Beelzebub
    I was surprised to hear you
    got a fever all of a sudden.
[13:46] Beelzebub
    How do you feel?
[13:47] Beelzebub
    Did you feel like you were getting sick?
[13:50] Mullin
    No...
[13:52] Mullin
    I can't tell her I was worried
    all night and was running around
SIGN    Am I going on a date?!
SIGN    Or is it not?!
[13:55] ---
    and that's why I got a cold.
[13:57] Beelzebub
    Oh, I know.
[13:59] Beelzebub
    I picked some stuff out with Azazel.
[14:02] Mullin
    Oh, you got a bunch of stuff.
[14:04] Mullin
    That helps a lot.
[14:06] Mullin
    You also got a can of peaches!
[14:08] Mullin
    I'm really happy.
[14:09] Mullin
    Nothing beats canned peaches
    when you have a fever.
[14:12] Beelzebub
    Is that so?
SIGN    White Peaches
SIGN    Stare...
[14:17] Mullin
    Do you want some?
SIGN    I thought this was going to happen, so I brought two.
[14:20] Mulin
    That's the Bro for you!
[14:21] Mullin
    An angel you can count on!
SIGN    Former angel
[14:26] Mullin
    Sorry for causing so much trouble.
[14:28] Mullin
    I didn't think you'd take time off of work.
[14:30] Beelzebub
    It's fine.
[14:31] Beelzebub
    Don't worry about it. Just get some rest.
[14:34] Mullin
    Thank you.
[14:37] Mullin
    But... I'm a bit lonely.
[14:39] Mullin
    I know it's obvious,
[14:41] ---
    but I guess work goes on,
    even when I'm not there.
[14:44] N
    And this is what Her Highness
    looked like this morning...
[14:48] N
    She was completely spaced out.
[14:51] (Flashback) Beelzebub
    Mullin is sick...
[14:52] (Flashback) Beelzebub
    Mullin is sick...
[14:53] (Flashback) R
    Her Highness is going to
    achieve enlightenment!
[14:55] (Flashback) R2
    She's a demon, but she seems
    like she's going to ascend!
[14:57] (Flashback) R2
    Right now!
[15:00] Beelzebub
    Mullin, does your throat hurt?
[15:03] Mullin
    I-I'm fine.
[15:05] Mullin
    Actually, I'm surprised you never get sick.
[15:08] Beelzebub
    Huh? Why?
[15:11] Mullin
    I mean, you sleep naked every day.
[15:17] Beelzebub
    I'm not doing that anymore.
[15:18] Mullin
    Huh? Why?
[15:19] Mullin
    What about your fluffiness?
[15:20] Beelzebub
    Because you see me...
[15:23] Mullin
    What?!
[15:24] Mullin
    I don't really see anything.
[15:25] Mullin
    And you should really wake up on your own.
[15:27] Beelzebub
    That's why I've been waking up lately!
[15:30] Mullin
    But you were almost late the other day.
[15:32] Beelzebub
    Almost late and late are
    two different things—
[15:34] Mullin
    I don't want to hear excuses.
[15:35] Azazel
    They're sure close.
[15:36] Beelzebub
    It's not an excuse.
[15:39] Beelzebub
    Oh, yeah, some porridge.
[15:41] Beelzebub
    Mullin, are you hungry?
[15:43] Beelzebub
    I'll make you some.
[15:45] Mullin
    Her Highness...
[15:46] Mullin
    She can cook.
[15:48] Beelzebub
    It's in a pack, so it should be fine.
SIGN    Porridge
[15:52] Mullin
    Still makes me happy, though.
[15:55] Mullin
    You warm that in hot water, right?
[15:57] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[15:58] Mullin
    The kitchen is over there.
[16:00] Beelzebub
    Hot water?
[16:02] Beelzebub
    You don't microwave it?
SIGN    I'll do it.
[16:12] A
    I'm sorry.
[16:16] A
    I'm not of any help at all.
[16:20] A
    It's embarrassing,
    but I've never cooked before.
[16:24] Mullin
    It's normal to not be able to do
    something you've never done before.
[16:27] Mullin
    You have maids to assist you.
[16:31] Beelzebub
    I want to do something, too...
[16:36] Beelzebub
    You're sweating quite a bit, Mullin.
[16:38] Mullin
    Huh?
[16:39] Beelzebub
    You'll get cold.
[16:41] Beelzebub
    I'll wipe you down.
[16:43] Mullin
    It's fine!
[16:45] Beelzebub
    It's fine. I can do it!
[16:47] Mullin
    Stop!
SIGN    What's wrong!?
SIGN    Sorry for interrupting!
[16:57] Mullin
    You've got it wrong, Bro!
[17:00] N
    About to become an adult!
[17:04] Mullin
    That was good.
SIGN    We should get back.
SIGN    Need to let him rest.
[17:10] Beelzebub
    You're right.
[17:12] Mullin
    Thank you, you two.
[17:16] Mullin
    Oh, yeah.
[17:18] Mullin
    Here're the movie tickets.
[17:20] Mullin
    Bro, could you go with Her Highness?
[17:24] Mullin
    I'm sick...
[17:27] Beelzebub
    But I...
SIGN    Got it. Thank you.
SIGN    Get better soon.
[17:34] Mullin
    Yeah.
[17:42] Beelzebub
    Make sure to take your medicine, okay?
[17:45] Beelzebub
    Make sure you put your
    blankets on up to your shoulders.
[17:48] Mullin
    I know.
[17:50] Mullin
    You have fun at the movie, Your Highness.
[18:01] Beelzebub
    Get well soon.
[18:26] Beelzebub
    Mullin!
[18:31] Mullin
    Your Highness?
[18:33] Beelzebub
    I...
[18:35] Beelzebub
    I...
[18:36] Beelzebub
    If I'm not a bother, could I
    stay a bit longer with you?
[18:50] Mullin
    Sure.
[18:54] Mullin
    I was a bit lonely, myself.
[19:13] Mullin
    But are you sure?
[19:15] Mullin
    You wanted to see that movie, right?
[19:17] Beelzebub
    Huh? No, I don't know
    what movie it is, anyway.
[19:21] Mullin
    Huh?
SIGN    Zombie Guts
[19:25] Azazel
    You two wanted to see this?!
[19:35] Beelzebub
    Oh, no.
[19:37] Beelzebub
    I fell asleep.
[19:39] Beelzebub
    How's Mullin?
[20:00] Beelzebub
    Why is my heart beating so fast?
[20:04] Beelzebub
    Not too long ago, I was able to
    touch him without any problems.
[20:10] Beelzebub
    I feel like I can't get close
    to him without a reason now.
[20:21] Beelzebub
    His fever.
[20:22] Beelzebub
    I guess it'll be okay if I
    check if he still has a fever.
[21:15] R
    Oh, Your Highness.
[21:18] R
    Welcome back.
[21:34] Beelzebub
    What was...
[21:39] Beelzebub
    What was I doing?
[21:53] Mullin
    Her Highness has a fever?!
[21:54] R
    Yes...
[21:55] Mullin
    I gave that to her, didn't I?
[22:01] N
    Growing pains.
SIGN    A Bit Bitter, Bibliomania.
SIGN    Go Forth, With Brownies.
[23:36] R
    Watch next time.

Season 1

5 - A Bit Bitter, Bibliomania. / Go Forth, with Brownies.

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[00:03] R
    Here you are.
[00:05] R
    This is your cappuccino.
[00:08] Beelzebub
    I didn't expect there to be
    such wonderful fluffiness!
[00:14] Beelzebub
    Time to drink it.
[00:19] Beelzebub
    This is good.
[00:20] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[00:24] Beelzebub
    I'm fluffy now, too!
[00:28] Mullin
    She's so cute!
[02:05] Eurynome
    I've recently found this boy...
[02:12] Eurynome
    The languid way he moves around,
[02:15] Eurynome
    his eyes filled with melancholy.
[02:18] Eurynome
    He reads books likes a fairy,
[02:20] Eurynome
    and has an intelligent atmosphere
    around him while soft light floats in.
[02:24] Eurynome
    This is so...
[02:27] Eurynome
    wonderful!
SIGN    A Bit Bitter, Bibliomania.
[02:35] Mullin
    Huh? The library?
SIGN    Have to return books today.
[02:38] Mullin
    I've never been there.
[02:40] Mullin
    Can I go with you?
SIGN    Of course!
SIGN    Of course!
    The famous librarian there always
    gives me the right recommendations.
[02:47] Mullin
    The librarian, huh?
SIGN    Beginning Embroidery & Appliqué
[02:50] Mullin
    Those would be right up your alley!
[02:52] N
    He likes what he likes!
[03:04] Mullin
    Wow!
SIGN    Don't be too loud in the library!
[03:06] B
    Shh.
[03:07] Mullin
    Sorry about that.
[03:09] Mullin
    It just slipped out.
SIGN    Let's head over to Dantalion.
[03:14] Mullin
    Dantalion?
SIGN    The librarian I told you about.
[03:17] Mullin
    Oh, I see.
SIGN    Dantalion
[03:27] Mullin
    Huh?
[03:27] Mullin
    This guy is the librarian?
[03:30] Mullin
    He's just a kid.
[03:35] Mullin
    You're going back to sleep?!
[03:37] N
    Addicted to the printed word, a bookworm,
SIGN    Pandemonium Librarian
    Dantalion
[03:39] N
    an avid book collector,
    has bibliomania and bibliophilia.
[03:42] N
    A walking library, the living sleeping
    dictionary of Pandemonium...
SIGN    Were you reading books all night again?
[03:44] Dantalion
    Yeah, I can focus better on
    reading during the night.
[03:49] Mullin
    But I'm not sure you should
    be sleeping while on-duty.
[03:52] Dantalion
    Work is where you sleep.
[03:54] Mullin
    No, it's not.
[03:56] Dantalion
    It's wonderful to work here.
[03:59] ---
    You get to sleep while surrounded by books.
[04:00] Dantalion
    Yay.
[04:02] Mullin
    Why doesn't he get fired?
[04:05] Dantalion
    Um...
[04:08] Mullin
    I'm Her Highness Beelzebub's
    assistant. The name's Mullin.
[04:13] Dantalion
    My name is Dantalion.
[04:14] Dantalion
    Nice to meet you.
[04:17] Mullin
    Same here.
[04:20] Mullin
    He seems really lazy, but he's a nice kid.
[04:22] Mullin
    He has his manners down.
[04:25] Mullin
    And now he's asleep while standing.
SIGN    Grooowl
SIGN    You haven't eaten lunch yet?
[04:30] Dantalion
    Haven't eaten since yesterday.
[04:32] Mullin
    Since yesterday?!
[04:33] Dantalion
    All of the epics I was waiting
    for got here at the same time.
[04:37] Dantalion
    I wanted to spend my time reading instead.
[04:39] Mullin
    That's not right! You'll die!
[04:42] Dantalion
    It's okay.
[04:43] Dantalion
    Hold on a second.
[04:44] Mullin
    Thank goodness.
[04:45] Mullin
    He's got some food of some sort.
SIGN    Inhale
SIGN    Exhale
SIGN    Inhale
SIGN    Exhale
SIGN    The smell of ink
    and paper...
[04:54] Dantalion
    I'm fulfilled.
[04:55] Mullin
    Only psychologically!
[04:57] N
    All full!
SIGN    You need to eat.
[04:59] M
    Azazel!
[05:00] M
    Is that you, Azazel?!
SIGN    Molech.
[05:02] Mullin
    He's loud.
[05:04] M
    What's up? Are you here to borrow a book?
[05:06] M
    Oh, Dantalion!
[05:08] M
    Azazel's here!
[05:10] M
    Dantalion!
[05:11] Dantalion
    I know.
[05:12] M
    Dantalion!
[05:13] M
    Azazel's here!
[05:15] M
    Dantalion! Azazel's...
[05:16] Mullin
    Stop it! Stop it!
[05:18] N
    He's awake...
[05:19] Mullin
    What's up with you?
SIGN    This is Molech. One of the oldest demons,
    the likes of Beelzebub.
[05:25] M
    That's right! The oldest!
[05:28] Mullin
    He's super important, then!
[05:30] M
    You've got that right!
SIGN    Molech
[05:34] M
    Hey, Dantalion!
[05:36] M
    All you do is sleep, Dantalion!
[05:38] M
    Kids who sleep a lot grow up big!
[05:40] Dantalion
    Shut up, Senpai.
[05:42] Molech
    S-Sorry about that.
[05:43] Molech
    I've done it again.
[05:45] Molech
    Is it proper to yell in a
    loud voice in the library?!
SIGN    Bam
[05:48] Molech
    No! It is not!
[05:50] Mullin
    You're still yelling!
[05:51] N
    He doesn't seem to be getting the idea.
[05:53] Dantalion
    So what did you guys come here for?
SIGN    I've come to return the books I borrowed.
[06:01] Dantalion
    Do you want some new ones?
[06:02] Dantalion
    You can find some yourself,
[06:04] Dantalion
    or I can suggest something.
SIGN    I'll take a suggestion, please.
[06:06] Dantalion
    Got it.
[06:08] Mullin
    Molech-san, are you on the
    staff here in the library, too?
[06:11] Molech
    Nope!
[06:12] Mullin
    Then are you working right now?
SIGN    Fanfare
[06:13] Molech
    My subordinates do all my work for
    me, so I don't have to do anything!
[06:17] Mullin
    All the people at the top act like this...
[06:20] Molech
    But there is work I do here in the library.
[06:22] Mullin
    Huh?
[06:25] Dantalion
    Senpai.
[06:26] Molech
    I'm here.
[06:27] Dantalion
    Sit.
[06:28] Molech
    No problem!
[06:38] Dantalion
    Senpai's big, so he's useful when
    I have to get books high up.
[06:42] Molech
    You're so smart, Dantalion!
[06:45] Mullin
    And he's supposed to be the "senpai"?
[06:47] N
    He's a stepladder.
[06:49] Molech
    Dantalion!
[06:50] Molech
    You're getting heavier 'cause
    you're sleeping and growing!
[06:52] Dantalion
    Those are the books.
[06:54] Dantalion
    Are you daft?
[06:55] Molech
    I see!
[06:56] Dantalion
    You're being loud, you dumb senpai.
[06:59] Dantalion
    I'll wreck your glasses.
[07:00] Molech
    I won't be able to work without my glasses!
[07:00] Mullin
    He's pretty hard on Molech...
[07:03] Dantalion
    Do you want to borrow something?
[07:06] Mullin
    Well, since I'm here. I'll get
    a suggestion from you as well.
SIGN    Leaving the Friend Zone Behind
[07:10] Dantalion
    Here you are.
[07:11] Mullin
    Is he messing with me?!
[07:14] N
    They're right for him, though.
SIGN    The Murderer
SIGN    A Short Night
[07:16] Mullin
    This mystery novel looks
    pretty interesting though.
[07:19] Dantalion
    I can't go any further.
[07:21] Dantalion
    I worked a full day's worth.
[07:23] Dantalion
    Time to sleep.
[07:24] Mullin
    Huh? Both of these are new books by
    the author I was into in high school!
[07:29] Mullin
    Wow!
[07:30] Mullin
    How did he know I liked this author?
[07:34] Molech
    Dantalion is awesome, isn't he?!
[07:35] Dantalion
    Shut up... Be quiet.
[07:36] Mullin
    Yes, he was able to know what I
    would want by just meeting me!
[07:39] Molech
    So wonderful!
[07:40] Molech
    Another person knows just
    how awesome Dantalion is!
[07:43] Dantalion
    That book... The main character's
    best friend is the culprit.
[07:47] Mullin
    Huh?
[07:48] Dantalion
    And in that one, the heroine dies at the end.
[07:51] Dantalion
    The missing weapon is the watch.
[07:54] Dantalion
    His name is Yasu.
[07:55] Mullin
    Wait! Stop! Don't spoil it!
SIGN    I'm going to take a look at the books.
[08:03] Mullin
    Okay. I'll do the same.
[08:08] Mullin
    There's a lot of people who use this place.
SIGN    Because it's lunch break, I guess
[08:19] Mullin
    Could you please stop making that face
    every time we meet, Eurynome-san?
[08:24] Eurynome
    Hey! What's going on here?
[08:26] Eurynome
    Why are you close to him?!
[08:27] Mullin
    "Him"?
[08:28] Eurynome
    The boy at the counter!
[08:30] Eurynome
    The one with the bunny ears.
[08:31] Eurynome
    He's into books and reading...
[08:33] Eurynome
    There aren't many young boys like him!
[08:35] Eurynome
    His listless eyes that
    look down, so fleeting...
[08:37] Eurynome
    So wonderful.
[08:38] Eurynome
    So wonderful, it's crazy.
[08:41] Mullin
    He's just not getting enough sleep.
[08:43] Eurynome
    My heart races just watching him from afar.
[08:48] Eurynome
    I... I...
[08:50] Mullin
    She's like a young girl in love...
SIGN    Drool...
[08:53] Mullin
    Or maybe not...
[08:55] Eurynome
    Please don't tell him that
    I'm coming here to see him!
[08:59] Mullin
    Why are you getting mad?
[09:00] Mullin
    I wouldn't say that if I wanted to!
[09:03] Mullin
    I'm not sure why she even comes here.
[09:08] Mullin
    I wonder if Her Highness reads books...
[09:12] Mullin
    She's good at getting her work done.
[09:13] Mullin
    I'm sure she can read all
    sorts of tough books quickly.
[09:16] Dantalion
    Your face.
[09:19] Dantalion
    Did you find a book you like?
[09:21] Mullin
    N-No, not yet.
[09:23] Mullin
    There're tons of books here.
[09:26] Dantalion
    There's books here from all
    over, past and present.
[09:29] Dantalion
    There's several hundred million books.
[09:31] Mullin
    Hundred million?!
[09:32] Mullin
    You couldn't read them all, even if
    you spent your whole life trying.
[09:35] Dantalion
    I read them, though.
[09:37] Mullin
    What? All of them?
[09:39] Dantalion
    Yeah.
[09:40] Mullin
    You're joking, right?
[09:42] Dantalion
    I'm serious.
[09:43] Mullin
    What? Seriously?
[09:46] Mullin
    You couldn't do that.
[09:47] Mullin
    Even if you read dozens of books a day,
    it would take decades... no, centuries...
[09:51] Mullin
    Wait... Is he even...
[09:54] Mullin
    Dantalion-san, just how old—
[10:00] Dantalion
    That's a secret.
[10:10] Mullin
    Eurynome-san...
[10:11] Mullin
    Dantalion-san just might be...
[10:15] N
    Mullin felt pity he had never felt before for
    the maybe-not-so-young boy and his cruel past.
[10:32] Camio
    Wh-What was that?
SIGN    Assistant, former angel,
    demon
    Camio
[10:34] Camio
    You still haven't been able to talk to him?
[10:37] Belphegor
    I'm not sure what I should do...
[10:39] Belphegor
    How can I talk to Azazel-sama?
[10:47] Belphegor
    U-Um... Azaz—
SIGN    How to get the guy you want!
SIGN    Brownie
[11:00] Camio
    This is it, Belphegor-sama!
SIGN    Go Forth, with Brownies.
[11:10] Belphegor
    I see.
[11:12] Beelzebub
    So you want to make a dessert so you
    have a reason to talk to Azazel.
[11:17] Belphegor
    Yeah, but I'm not sure I can do it on my own.
[11:20] Camio
    Beelzebub-sama, please help Belphegor-sama
    make a dessert for Azazel-sama.
[11:26] Belphegor
    Please, Bell!
[11:28] Beelzebub
    Sure.
[11:29] Beelzebub
    I'd love to help you, Gocchin.
[11:32] Beelzebub
    Just leave it to me.
[11:33] Belphegor
    Thank you!
[11:34] Beelzebub
    But I'm not good at cooking.
[11:37] Belphegor
    I thought as much...
[11:38] Beelzebub
    So, what are we making?
[11:42] Belphegor
    This, right here.
[11:44] Beelzebub
    Brownies, huh?
[11:45] Camio
    According to this article,
[11:47] ---
    you should be able to just mix
    the ingredients and bake them.
[11:50] Belphegor
    But I'm not sure how to use the oven...
[11:52] Beelzebub
    It's best to ask someone who's good at
    cooking to help with this sort of thing.
[11:57] Belphegor
    Do you have someone in mind?
[11:59] Beelzebub
    Someone who's good at cooking...
[12:03] Beelzebub
    Um...
[12:05] Beelzebub
    Cooking...
[12:07] Beelzebub
    Azazel!
[12:08] Belphegor
    You must be joking.
[12:10] Beelzebub
    I'll introduce you.
[12:12] Beelzebub
    Here's my personal chef, Nisroch.
SIGN    Former Principality, Demon
    Nisroch
[12:14] [SONG] Beelzebub
    Former Eden
    "Forbidden Fruit" Guard
[12:16] Nisroch
    Nice to meet you.
[12:20] Belphegor
    B-Bell, I can't do this.
[12:22] Belphegor
    I get nervous around guys I don't know...
[12:25] Beelzebub
    It's fine. Nisroch is nice.
[12:29] Beelzebub
    I would like you to teach
    us how to cook today.
[12:32] Nisroch
    What?
[12:33] Nisroch
    You're going to cook?!
[12:37] Nisroch
    You're going to cook...
[12:40] Nisroch
    Have you grown tired of my food?
[12:43] N
    Manly tears.
[12:44] Beelzebub
    Nisroch, you're the best
    at cooking in all of Hell.
[12:48] Beelzebub
    So please, don't cry.
[12:50] Beelzebub
    His food tastes great, and he can
    make a full course in three seconds.
[12:53] Both
    Three seconds?!
[12:54] Nisroch
    I shall show you.
[12:59] Belphegor
    Wow! It's like magic!
[13:01] Beelzebub
    And his skills have him moving
    so fast, his clothes explode.
[13:08] Nisroch
    You'll be able to cook great if I teach you.
SIGN    *Put new clothes on
[13:14] Belphegor
    B-But...
[13:15] Nisroch
    When you can cook, you gain confidence.
[13:19] Nisroch
    You'll be able to get any guy you want.
[13:23] Belphegor
    That's right...
[13:24] Belphegor
    I need to learn how to cook for Azazel.
[13:31] Nisroch
    Watch closely.
SIGN    Burst
[13:37] Belphegor
    I can't do that!
[13:39] N
    Pandemonium.
[13:41] Camio
    Are you okay, Belphegor-sama?
[13:43] Beelzebub
    Don't get so depressed, Gocchin.
[13:47] Belphegor
    It was wrong for me to try
    to depend on someone else.
[13:50] Belphegor
    I'll try my best to do it on my own.
[13:52] Camio
    That's good.
[13:54] Beelzebub
    I'll help out too.
[14:00] Belphegor
    You need to break the chocolate
    down into small pieces.
[14:03] Beelzebub
    No problem.
[14:04] Belphegor
    It's scary when you hold that knife...
[14:06] Beelzebub
    Then, I'll do it with my hands.
[14:07] Belphegor
    You can't do that!
[14:08] Belphegor
    You need rather small pieces.
[14:10] Beelzebub
    No problem.
[14:11] Beelzebub
    My grip strength puts out 500 kg.
[14:15] Both
    She's the leader of
    Pandemonium for a reason...
[14:18] N
    Gorilla Girl.
[14:20] Camio
    You put the chocolate in a bowl,
[14:21] Camio
    and use a hot-water bath to melt it.
[14:23] Beelzebub
    A water bath?!
[14:24] Beelzebub
    I know that!
[14:25] Beelzebub
    It's the thing you warm
    up with hot water, right?!
[14:27] Belphegor
    I'll let you take care of that then, Bell.
[14:29] Beelzebub
    You put the chocolate in the bowl...
[14:31] Beelzebub
    Make hot water...
[14:33] Belphegor
    You're going to put it in the bowl?!
[14:35] Beelzebub
    Then I guess all you have to do is mix it.
[14:37] Belphegor
    Stop it!
[14:38] Belphegor
    That's not how you do it at all!
[14:44] Beelzebub
    It's all messy now.
SIGN    Mud?
[14:47] Belphegor
    I should have told you how to do it properly.
[14:52] Beelzebub
    So that's the right way.
[14:54] Beelzebub
    Let's do this again.
SIGN    No More
[14:58] Camio
    The chocolate...
[15:00] Belphegor
    We need to get some more.
[15:02] Beelzebub
    Yeah.
[15:05] R
    Thank you for coming.
[15:12] Belphegor
    I'm sorry...
[15:15] Belphegor
    Why did I ask you for help...
[15:21] Beelzebub
    Because we're friends, right?
[15:26] Belphegor
    Yeah.
[15:32] Belphegor
    I love you, Bell.
[15:34] Beelzebub
    I love you, too, Gocchin.
[15:46] Camio
    Be calm and follow the recipe carefully...
[15:50] Beelzebub
    You can do it, Gocchin.
[15:55] Beelzebub
    What's wrong?
[15:57] Belphegor
    Well, you know...
[16:00] Belphegor
    Thinking about the guy you like
    while you're making a dessert...
[16:04] Belphegor
    It makes my heart race so much...
[16:05] Belphegor
    Like this is true happiness...
[16:13] Beelzebub
    You're so cute, Gocchin.
[16:15] Beelzebub
    As much as 30 pieces of white gossamer put together.
[16:19] Belphegor
    Bell...
[16:22] Belphegor
    I'm sure he'll understand how you feel.
[16:25] Belphegor
    You're putting so much of
    yourself into making these.
[16:28] Belphegor
    Yeah.
[16:33] Beelzebub
    What's the matter, Gocchin?
[16:35] Belphegor
    Oh, no...
[16:37] Belphegor
    I remembered that I'm making
    these for Azazel-sama,
[16:40] Belphegor
    and now I'm all nervous.
[16:42] Belphegor
    I-I can't...
[16:42] Belphegor
    I need to go...
[16:44] Beelzebub
    Hold on a second, Gocchin.
[16:45] Beelzebub
    You just need to relax.
[16:46] Belphegor
    No! I don't know what to think about!
[16:49] Beelzebub
    Think about Nisroch!
[16:51] Beelzebub
    You calmed down after the
    thing with his clothes before!
[16:54] Belphegor
    Oh, I see!
SIGN    Burst
[17:01] N
    The images mixed together!
[17:02] Beelzebub
    Why?!
SIGN    bathroom
[17:04] N
    After a lot of work,
    and several hours later...
[17:07] Camio
    You've managed to make them.
[17:15] Belphegor
    How are they?
[17:16] Beelzebub
    They're good, Gocchin.
[17:17] Beelzebub
    You worked hard.
[17:19] Belphegor
    I'm glad...
[17:21] Beelzebub
    You just need to wrap them
    up and hand them to him.
[17:23] Belphegor
    Hand them to him?
[17:25] Beelzebub
    Yeah, to Azazel.
[17:30] Belphegor
    I'm going to die...
[17:33] Beelzebub
    Then why did you make these, Gocchin?
[17:35] Belphegor
    I-I can't do this.
[17:37] Belphegor
    I haven't even properly talked to him yet.
[17:39] Belphegor
    I can't just give him some brownies...
[17:41] Camio
    But that's why you made these!
[17:43] Belphegor
    I mean, now that I think about it,
[17:44] ---
    wouldn't it be way too soon to
    just give him something I baked?
[17:48] Beelzebub
    Azazel isn't going to
    think badly of you for it.
[17:51] Camio
    That's right.
[17:52] Belphegor
    I don't think he's that
    type of person, either.
[17:56] Belphegor
    And they came out tasting good...
[17:59] Belphegor
    But Azazel-sama is good at baking...
[18:02] Belphegor
    I'm sure he can make
    better ones himself...
[18:06] Belphegor
    Actually, why did I think
    I could just make something
[18:08] Belphegor
    for someone who can make stuff themselves?!
[18:10] Belphegor
    I'm an idiot!
[18:12] Beelzebub
    Gocchin, calm down.
[18:19] Belphegor
    What if he hates me after
    I give him the brownies...
[18:24] Beelzebub
    Gocchin...
[18:29] Beelzebub
    You want to talk to Azazel more
    and get to know him, right?
[18:34] Beelzebub
    You worked hard to create that
    opportunity for yourself, right?
[18:37] Belphegor
    Yeah.
[18:39] Beelzebub
    Then you need to take that first step.
[18:43] Belphegor
    Yeah...
[18:45] Belphegor
    Yeah...
[18:47] Beelzebub
    Plus, if by chance, Azazel hurts you,
[18:51] ---
    I'll send Azazel to the
    lowest depths of hell.
[18:54] Belphegor
    What?!
[18:54] Beelzebub
    I'm just kidding.
[18:56] Belphegor
    It doesn't sound like a joke when you say it.
[19:00] Belphegor
    What should I say...
[19:02] Beelzebub
    Just say you made too much, so you're
    giving him some of the extra.
[19:10] Camio
    He's here, Belphegor-sama.
[19:16] Belphegor
    I can't do this...
[19:17] Belphegor
    I want to run away.
[19:20] (Flashback) Beelzebub
    Then you need to take that first step.
[19:27] Belphegor
    Azazl...
[19:29] Belphegor
    I couldn't say his name!
SIGN    Belphegor! What's the matter?
[19:31] Belphegor
    I-I...
SIGN    Are you okay?
[19:37] Belphegor
    I-I made...
SIGN    You bake too?
SIGN    You want me to have them?
SIGN    Thank you. You like baking, too, huh?
SIGN    How about we bake something
    together next time?
SIGN    She had to pee so much, she fainted
[20:12] Camio
    Belphegor-sama...
SIGN    Belphego...
    Belphegor!!
[20:16] N
    She took that first step
    forward, and then two back.
[21:59] Belphegor
    Why don't you give some to someone, too?
[22:01] Beelzebub
    Are you sure?
[22:03] Belphegor
    Yeah, we made them together, after all.
[22:08] Beelzebub
    Maybe I'll try giving them to Mullin.
[22:11] Belphegor
    Huh? Mullin-kun?
[22:12] Beelzebub
    Yeah.
[22:13] Belphegor
    Why Mullin-kun?
[22:15] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[22:16] Beelzebub
    Why?
[22:17] Beelzebub
    Uh...
[22:18] Beelzebub
    Uh...
[22:20] Beelzebub
    I-I want him to have some, so I can
    gloat about how great of a job I did.
[22:23] Beelzebub
    Tell him I managed to do a hot-water bath!
[22:26] Belphegor
    Uh huh...
[22:30] Beelzebub
    I-I'm back.
[22:33] Mullin
    Oh, welcome back.
[22:35] Mullin
    How's Gocchin-san doing?
[22:37] Beelzebub
    Fine.
[22:39] Beelzebub
    U-Um, Mullin.
[22:41] Mullin
    Yes, what is it?
[22:43] Beelzebub
    I'd like you to have these, if you want.
[22:45] Mullin
    Huh?
[22:46] Beelzebub
    I made them with Gocchin today.
[22:49] Mullin
    Huh? You did?
[22:51] Mullin
    Wow, that's really cool.
[22:52] Mullin
    Thank you.
[22:55] Beelzebub
    A-Anyway, see you later.
[22:57] Mullin
    Um, Your Highness.
[22:58] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[22:59] Mullin
    I have something to give you, too.
[23:01] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[23:10] Beelzebub
    What's this?
[23:11] Mullin
    I went to the library for
    the first time today.
[23:12] [SONG] Mullin
    World Encyclopedia of Fluffy
[23:14] Mullin
    I picked this out while I was there.
[23:16] Mullin
    Take a look, if you'd like.
[23:20] Beelzebub
    Thank you.
[23:22] Mullin
    I just borrowed it, is all, though.
[23:25] Beelzebub
    I don't mind.
[23:30] Beelzebub
    Thank you.
SIGN    9 Centimeters.
SIGN    Her Highness's Secret.
[23:36] R
    Please watch us next time.

Season 1

6 - 9 Centimeters. / Her Highness's Secret.

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[00:01] Mullin
    Let's work hard again today.
[00:04] Beelzebub
    Yeah, thanks.
[00:07] Beelzebub
    What are we having for a snack today?
[00:10] Mullin
    A chestnut manju I received.
[00:13] Beelzebub
    Chestnut manju!
[00:16] Beelzebub
    Can I eat now?
[00:19] Mullin
    Let's eat later.
[00:23] Beelzebub
    I love chestnuts.
[00:26] Beelzebub
    I love deserts with chestnuts,
    rice with chestnuts...
[00:28] Beelzebub
    They're great boiled in sugar and water,
[00:30] Beelzebub
    but they're great just boiled.
[00:31] Beelzebub
    I love raw chestnuts, too!
[00:34] Mullin
    Huh? Raw?
[00:37] Beelzebub
    They're wonderfully simple and good.
[00:39] Beelzebub
    They're all crunchy.
SIGN    She likes the crust on pizza
[00:41] Mullin
    Can you even eat chestnuts raw?
[00:45] Beelzebub
    I want to eat some chestnuts...
[00:47] Beelzebub
    I want to go outside and pick some chestnuts.
[00:49] Mullin
    Okay, okay. Anyway, let's get to work.
[00:53] Beelzebub
    Okay...
[01:03] Mullin
    It's rather impressive...
[01:05] Mullin
    Once she gets started—once
    she starts focusing—
[01:08] Mullin
    it's like she's able to
    shut everything else out.
[01:11] Mullin
    She doesn't think about anything but work.
[01:17] Beelzebub
    Chestnuts...
[01:18] Beelzebub
    Chestnuts...!
[01:22] Beelzebub
    Chestnuts!
[01:25] Beelzebub
    The first demon, Beelzebub!
SIGN    Beelzebub
SIGN    The first demon
[01:27] Beelzebub
    I wish I was born in the beginning times,
[01:28] Beelzebub
    Drum, drum, drum!
[01:30] ---
    and could pick chestnuts all day.
[03:04] N
    Beelzebub doesn't wake
    up early in the morning,
[03:07] ---
    but not too late, either.
[03:10] N
    She wakes up...
[03:13] N
    Fluffy.
[03:15] N
    She showers...
[03:17] N
    Dries her hair...
[03:20] N
    Has a light breakfast...
[03:23] N
    Fluffy.
[03:27] N
    Puts on her heels...
[03:29] N
    Stands tall...
[03:32] N
    Gets her mind into gear...
[03:36] N
    And then goes to work.
[03:38] Mullin
    Good morning, Your Highness.
[03:41] Beelzebub
    Good morning, Mullin.
SIGN    9 Centimeters.
[03:49] Mullin
    In any event, Your Highness,
    here is today's schedule.
[03:52] Mullin
    We have documents to
    handle in the morning.
[03:54] Mullin
    We'll continue signing documents in your
    office during the afternoon, as well.
[03:59] Mullin
    Your Highness?
[04:02] Beelzebub
    My heel got caught in the gap.
[04:04] Beelzebub
    I was being careful, but I still...
[04:08] Mullin
    Hold on a second.
[04:12] Mullin
    This is rather stuck.
[04:18] Beelzebub
    It's fine!
[04:19] Beelzebub
    It's fine, I'll get it out myself.
[04:23] Mullin
    H-Hold on a second!
[04:25] Mullin
    Why?!
[04:30] Mullin
    You can't walk like this.
[04:34] Mullin
    What should we do...
[04:36] Mullin
    We need to get the office.
[04:38] Mullin
    I guess I can head back
    to get new shoes for her.
[04:40] Mullin
    But I can't just leave her here.
[04:47] Mullin
    Excuse me!
[04:49] Mullin
    All right. Now I can take her with me.
[04:51] Mullin
    Wait...
[04:54] Beelzebub
    Mullin, what are you...
[04:56] Mullin
    I'm sorry! I can't do that!
[04:59] Mullin
    You were too close!
[05:00] N
    He had thought he had
    made up his mind, but...
[05:03] Mullin
    I'm sorry.
[05:04] Mullin
    Could I carry you on my back instead?
[05:06] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[05:07] Beelzebub
    But I can't have people around
    here seeing me like that...
[05:11] Beelzebub
    As the leader of Pandemonium,
[05:14] ---
    I must look strong while
    outside of my office...
[05:16] Mullin
    But we need to get you out of here...
[05:19] Mullin
    I'll be fine if I just don't look.
[05:23] Beelzebub
    Okay...
[05:30] Mullin
    Sorry, I really can't do this!
[05:33] Beelzebub
    What's going on?
[05:33] Mullin
    They're so massive!
[05:34] N
    What will he do?
[05:38] N
    They managed to make it
    to her office, somehow.
[05:45] Beelzebub
    These don't feel right.
[05:47] Mullin
    I'm surprised you can walk with these heels.
[05:51] Mullin
    They're pretty thin, too.
[05:53] Mullin
    It's like being on your tiptoes the
    whole time wearing heals, right?
[05:59] Mullin
    Maybe we could glue this back on...
[06:00] Beelzebub
    Please don't.
[06:02] Beelzebub
    They aren't something I need to wear,
[06:05] Beelzebub
    but I like wearing heels.
[06:09] Mullin
    I guess it requires a bit
    of acrobatics to handle.
[06:12] Mullin
    Maybe you could easily walk with stilts now?
[06:14] Beelzebub
    Are you making fun of me?
[06:18] Adrammelech
    Excuse me!
[06:22] Adrammelech
    Your Highness, I've finished the first
    fitting for your new ceremonial outfit.
[06:26] Adrammelech
    I'd like you to try it on.
[06:29] Mullin
    Who is this?
[06:32] Beelzebub
    This is Adrammelech.
    He's in charge of my clothing.
SIGN    Apparel and
    Design Department,
    Former Thrones, Demon
    Adrammelech
[06:37] Adrammelech
    Well, aren't you attractive?
[06:43] Adrammelech
    I'm in charge of any form
    of art within Pandemonium.
[06:50] Adrammelech
    Feel free to call me Lady Ad.
[06:54] Adrammelech
    Are you scared?
[06:55] Mullin
    N-No, of course not.
[06:58] Adrammelech
    Pretty.
[07:01] Adrammelech
    Your...
[07:02] Adrammelech
    Your eyes are so pretty,
    reflecting my image in them!
[07:05] Mullin
    Right.
[07:08] Adrammelech
    Oh dear, the length isn't right.
[07:11] Adrammelech
    And you're wearing slippers.
[07:13] Beelzebub
    My heels broke this morning.
[07:16] Adrammelech
    Well, that sounds terrible.
[07:18] Beelzebub
    Mullin was with me,
    and he helped bring me here.
[07:23] Adrammelech
    Did you carry her like a princess?
[07:26] Adrammelech
    Well, that's quite the perk.
[07:28] Adrammelech
    I'm the one who designed
    Her Highness's uniform.
[07:31] Mullin
    That was you?!
[07:33] N
    He's got good taste.
[07:39] Adrammelech
    Don't worry about it.
[07:40] Adrammelech
    I'll fix it.
[07:41] Beelzebub
    Thank you.
[07:48] Beelzebub
    I'm not used to walking like this.
[07:54] Beelzebub
    I normally can reach this...
[07:57] Mullin
    Do you want this one?
[08:00] Beelzebub
    Thank you.
[08:02] Mullin
    Not at all.
[08:04] Beelzebub
    Without my heels, Mullin seems much further...
[08:09] Mullin
    With her heels, Her Highness
    looks much smaller...
[08:13] Mullin
    Y-Your Highness.
[08:15] Beelzebub
    What is it?
[08:17] Mullin
    It might be good for you
    to wear shorter heels.
[08:21] Beelzebub
    I don't wanna.
[08:23] Mullin
    Huh?
[08:26] Beelzebub
    Because then...
[08:31] N
    After waking up in the morning,
    she has to get ready.
[08:39] N
    She puts on her heels.
[08:42] N
    She stands tall.
[08:48] Mullin
    Good morning.
[08:50] Beelzebub
    Good morning.
[08:54] Mullin
    Hm? What is it?
[09:02] Beelzebub
    It's nothing.
[09:06] N
    With the heels, she can be closer
    to him and converse more easily.
[09:21] Beelzebub
    A bright white light that rips
    through everything you see.
[09:28] Beelzebub
    The lightning that the Lord sent forth
    cut through all the clouds beneath me,
[09:34] Beelzebub
    causing me to fall from heaven.
[09:49] Beelzebub
    These are fluffier than the clouds...
[09:56] Beelzebub
    And I found myself in a place, in a sense,
[09:58] ---
    more heavenly than heaven,
    after being cast down.
SIGN    Her Highness's Secret.
[10:12] R
    Okay!
[10:14] R
    Thank you.
[10:17] Mullin
    Your Highness, good work.
[10:23] Beelzebub
    Thirty-four points.
SIGN    34 points
SIGN    PR Mascot: Behemoth-tan
[10:25] R
    Behe!
[10:27] Mullin
    Surprisingly low.
[10:29] Beelzebub
    It's made from wool,
    but the strands are too thick.
[10:31] Beelzebub
    They itch.
[10:33] Mullin
    I see.
[10:34] N
    Her Highness today is doing an
    interview for* Weekly Demon*.
[10:40] Mullin
    That looks tough to wear.
[10:42] B
    Would you like to try it on, Mullin-sama?
[10:44] Mullin
    N-No, I couldn't...
[10:47] Beelzebub
    Mullin wearing an animal suit...
SIGN    Fluffy
[10:50] Mullin
    Your Highness, we're going to have
    today's meeting in the forest.
SIGN    Fluffy
[10:55] Mullin
    Fluffy.
[10:57] Beelzebub
    If you multiply two good things together,
    you get something extremely good.
[11:00] Beelzebub
    My heart won't stop skipping a beat.
[11:02] N
    Hybrid heart skipping.
[11:05] B
    In any event, Your Highness,
    I'll be starting the interview now.
[11:11] Mullin
    You can't talk about how fluffy things
    are or how lazy you want to be, okay?
[11:16] Beelzebub
    Of course not.
[11:18] B
    It's an honor to be able to interview you.
[11:22] Beelzebub
    I was rather impressed with your project
    synopsis on your plan to make everyone in Hell,
[11:27] ---
    and the greater Pandemonium
    area, feel welcome.
[11:29] B
    Thank you very much!
SIGN    Weekly Demon
[11:34] (Flashback) Beelzebub
    So fluffy!
[11:35] (Flashback) Beelzebub
    It's so fluffy!
[11:36] N
    She was just impressed by the attachment.
[11:39] B
    Well, next, could you tell us a little
    bit about how you spend your days off?
[11:47] Beelzebub
    I mostly read and watch movies.
[11:50] B
    What genre, in specific?
[11:52] Beelzebub
    Well, mostly animal documentaries.
[11:54] Beelzebub
    They live in the wilderness,
[11:58] ---
    and seeing them like that makes me
    think about how I live my own life.
[12:01] B
    I see!
[12:03] Mullin
    She's watching for the fluffy stuff.
[12:04] B
    Onto the next question.
[12:07] B
    What do you like?
[12:09] Beelzebub
    Flu...
[12:11] B
    Flu?
[12:14] Beelzebub
    Flu...
[12:18] Beelzebub
    Flurries.
[12:21] Beelzebub
    When you're in a flurry, you have
    to clear your mind and focus,
[12:24] ---
    so that you can handle any situation calmly.
[12:27] Beelzebub
    I like how they force you to act that way.
[12:29] B
    You're amazing, Your Highness!
[12:31] B
    You're rather hard on yourself!
[12:32] C
    The exact type of person who should
    be in charge of a large organization!
[12:35] Mullin
    I can't say anything...
[12:37] B
    Could I ask you what you dislike
    or can't really handle?
[12:43] Mullin
    I can't think of anything...
[12:45] Mullin
    Maybe something not fluffy at all?
[12:47] Beelzebub
    There isn't anything.
[12:48] B
    Huh? Nothing at all?
[12:52] Beelzebub
    Yes.
[12:53] B
    I wouldn't have expected anything less.
[12:55] B
    Then, could I ask how you normally
    act in your office all day?
[12:58] Mullin
    Your Highness...
[13:01] Mullin
    Good work, Your Highness.
[13:04] Beelzebub
    That was really tiring.
[13:07] Beelzebub
    Behemoth-tan wasn't as fluffy
    as I was hoping, either.
[13:11] Mullin
    Yeah, but I was really impressed.
[13:13] Mullin
    You're rather good acting in public!
[13:17] Mullin
    Huh?
[13:18] Beelzebub
    Couldn't you have worded that better?
[13:20] Mullin
    Sorry.
[13:22] Mullin
    But you're impressive.
[13:24] Mullin
    I thought you were a quiet and relaxed
    person until I became your assistant.
[13:33] Mullin
    Anyway, let's go.
[13:38] Beelzebub
    Um, Mullin...
[13:42] Beelzebub
    Were you disappointed in me
    when you became my assistant?
[13:48] Mullin
    N-No...
[13:51] Beelzebub
    Are you sure?
[13:54] Beelzebub
    I'm glad...
[13:57] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[13:58] Mullin
    Our next appointment is at 5:00 PM!
[14:00] Mullin
    We have free time until then!
[14:02] Mullin
    I'm going to go check over
    the paperwork until then...
[14:05] Beelzebub
    I see.
[14:07] Beelzebub
    Then, I'll take a break in the courtyard.
[14:10] Mullin
    Okay, I'll talk to you later!
[14:16] Mullin
    That got me worked up.
[14:20] Mullin
    I said she was good at acting in public,
[14:22] Mullin
    but knowing how laid back
    she really is in private,
[14:25] Mullin
    kind of makes me feel that much
    closer to her. I like that.
[14:36] Beelzebub
    Things I don't like...
[14:48] Mullin
    Her Highness is running late...
[14:50] Mullin
    I hope she doesn't get soaked.
[14:57] Mullin
    Bro!
[14:59] Mullin
    Are you heading out?
SIGN    Yeah.
[15:02] Mullin
    I would expect him to have
    a cute umbrella like that.
SIGN    Where's Beelzebub? Is she in her office?
[15:11] Mullin
    No, she was taking a break in the courtyard.
SIGN    By herself?
[15:15] Mullin
    Yes, probably.
SIGN    You should go find her immediately.
[15:28] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[15:29] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[15:31] Mullin
    She's not here...
[15:33] Mullin
    I hope I just didn't see her
    and she's back at the office.
[15:44] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[15:45] Mullin
    There you are.
[15:47] Mullin
    You were trying not to get wet.
[15:49] Mullin
    I brought an umbrella.
[15:50] Mullin
    Anyway, let's head back.
[15:57] Mullin
    I'm sorry! We should put you in a dryer!
[16:02] Beelzebub
    What are you saying?
[16:05] N
    He saw something he shouldn't have.
[16:10] Mullin
    What's the point of staying under
    here if you're already that soaked?
[16:14] Mullin
    You should have just come back to the office.
[16:17] Beelzebub
    Just leave me alone.
[16:26] Mullin
    Could it be...
[16:27] Mullin
    ...that you're scared of lightning?
[16:30] Beelzebub
    I'm not!
[16:32] Mullin
    You look pretty scared to me.
[16:34] Beelzebub
    I'm not!
[16:36] Mullin
    But you—
[16:37] Beelzebub
    I'm not!
[16:38] N
    Arguing only dampens things further.
[16:42] Mullin
    You don't have to get so upset.
[16:45] Beelzebub
    I'm not scared...
[16:49] Beelzebub
    A great demon of Pandemonium
    couldn't be scared of lightning...
[16:56] Mullin
    She's shaking...
[16:59] Mullin
    She's really scared.
[17:01] Mullin
    What should I do...
[17:03] Mullin
    What should I do here?
[17:17] Mullin
    I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!
[17:25] Mullin
    She smiled.
[17:51] Mullin
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[17:54] Beelzebub
    Why are you apologizing?!
[17:56] Mullin
    I'm sorry!
[18:01] Mullin
    So you really are scared of lightning.
[18:05] Beelzebub
    When I was cast out of heaven,
[18:07] Beelzebub
    there was lightning thrown right before me,
[18:09] Beelzebub
    and now I just can't handle it.
[18:13] Beelzebub
    Rather pathetic, isn't it?
[18:15] Beelzebub
    You can laugh at me.
[18:17] Beelzebub
    I mean I'm sure you're
    disappointed in me now.
[18:20] Mullin
    I wouldn't laugh at you!
[18:22] Mullin
    I'd be traumatized by something like that too.
[18:25] Mullin
    It's not pathetic at all!
[18:29] Beelzebub
    Really?
[18:30] Mullin
    Yeah.
[18:33] Mullin
    I'm not disappointed...
[18:34] Mullin
    I wonder if she'd get mad
    if I thought it was cute...
[18:40] Beelzebub
    Mullin...
[18:41] Beelzebub
    Could you keep this a secret?
[18:46] Beelzebub
    The lightning thing.
[18:49] Mullin
    Of course.
[18:50] Mullin
    I won't tell anyone.
[18:56] Mullin
    It's our secret.
[19:05] Beelzebub
    Do you promise?
[19:29] Mullin
    I didn't expect that, though.
[19:31] Mullin
    She seems like she'd be
    able to deal with anything,
[19:34] Mullin
    but she's scared of lightning.
[19:36] Mullin
    Oh, yeah, you knew about her being
    scared of lightning, right?
SIGN    Yeah. We've known each other for a long time.
SIGN    What's wrong?
[19:49] Mullin
    Nothing at all.
[19:52] Mullin
    I see...
[19:54] Mullin
    I thought it was just a secret
    between the two of us, but...
[19:58] Mullin
    Hm?
[20:00] Mullin
    Why am I disappointed?
[20:06] R
    Your Highness, the magazine you did an
    interview with the other day has arrived.
[20:11] Beelzebub
    Thank you very much.
SIGN    Weekly Demon
SIGN    July
SIGN    Our wonderful leader of Pandemonium
    Her Highness Beelzebub
    Exclusive interview
SIGN    A short profile
    She watches nature movies on her days off to relax.
    She loves the strawberry daifuku at the Pandemonium store.
    Her hobbies include reading and aromatherapy.
    She doesn't have any real dislikes.
[20:23] Beelzebub
    That's a secret.
[21:57] All
    The first demon, Beelzebub!
SIGN    The First Demon
SIGN    Beelzebub
[22:01] R
    Roar!
[22:08] Beelzebub
    Nothing beats fur.
[22:12] Beelzebub
    Kind of a nice, wild feeling to it.
[22:16] Beelzebub
    I guess you wouldn't wear
    underwear in primeval times...
[22:20] Beelzebub
    Primeval underwear...
    I guess you'd use leaves?
[22:24] Beelzebub
    Oh, maybe shells.
[22:27] Beelzebub
    No, maybe you'd have animal
    hides for the underwear too?
[22:29] Beelzebub
    Actually, why do we wear underwear, anyway?
SIGN    Underwear
[22:33] N
    Underwear...
SIGN    Gestaltzerfall
[22:34] N
    Gestaltzerfall.
[22:36] Beelzebub
    I love collecting a lot of things.
[22:41] Beelzebub
    Chestnuts are fun to collect,
[22:43] Beelzebub
    but collecting anything from nuts,
    and even mushrooms is fun, too.
[22:44] Beelzebub
    Oh, yeah.
[22:45] Beelzebub
    It's fun collecting shells
    from the ocean, too.
[22:48] Beelzebub
    Jump!
[22:51] Beelzebub
    There's so many.
[22:52] Beelzebub
    I can eat this.
[22:54] Beelzebub
    I can't eat this.
[22:55] Beelzebub
    I can eat this.
[22:57] Beelzebub
    I... want to eat this.
[23:00] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[23:02] Mullin
    I've found a beautiful shell.
[23:04] Mullin
    Please have it.
[23:05] Beelzebub
    You're giving it to me?
[23:06] Mullin
    Of course.
[23:08] Beelzebub
    Thank you very much!
[23:10] Mullin
    There's still plenty more over there!
[23:13] Mullin
    Let's go.
[23:14] Beelzebub
    Sure!
[23:22] Beelzebub
    If I was born in primeval times...
[23:25] Beelzebub
    I would spend all day collecting
    shells and chestnuts with Mullin.
[23:30] Mullin
    Girls are cute when they're working hard.
SIGN    The Pandemonium Baths Are Great. You Should Visit.
SIGN    I Want to Learn More...
[23:35] N
    Please watch us next time.

Season 1

7 - The Pandemonium Baths Are Great. You Should Visit. / I Want to Learn More...

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[00:06] Mullin
    Your Highness, you'll be having
    pudding for your snack toady.
[00:09] Beelzebub
    Thank you.
[00:14] R
    Fluffy.
[00:21] Beelzebub
    This is good.
[00:40] Beelzebub
    Nice and fluffy...
[00:42] Beelzebub
    So jiggly!
[00:50] Mullin
    I shouldn't have looked!
[00:52] Mullin
    Well, maybe I'm glad I did.
[02:26] Mullin
    We're going to open a gym here?
    In Pandemonium?
[02:30] Beelzebub
    Yes, we had the physicals
    the other day, right?
[02:34] Beelzebub
    That's when Buer from
    the infirmary told me...
SIGN    Infirmary
    Head Doctor, Demon
    Buer
[02:40] (Flashback) Buer
    There were a lot of people that
    haven't gotten enough exercise.
[02:45] Beelzebub
    So I thought it'd be good to
    have some sort of facility.
[02:49] Mullin
    That sounds like a good idea.
[02:51] Mullin
    Let's bring the issue up during
    our meeting, after this.
SIGN    The Next Day
[02:56] Mullin
    So...
SIGN    Pandemonium Baths
[03:00] Astaroth
    Ta-da!
SIGN    Pandemonium Baths Celebration
[03:04] Mullin
    Why did we get baths installed?
[03:06] Beelzebub
    I don't know!
SIGN    The Pandemonium Baths Are Great. You Should Visit.
[03:14] Mullin
    The Pandemonium Baths...
[03:17] Mullin
    What happened to the gym?
[03:19] Astaroth
    Well, after you work out at
    the gym and get all sweaty,
[03:21] ---
    you want to get in the spa
    or go to a sauna, right?
[03:23] Astaroth
    So, I mean, we'll need the baths.
[03:27] Astaroth
    That's why I used the funds
    for the gym to put these in.
[03:29] Astaroth
    I'm so smart.
[03:31] Beelzebub
    I don't think so.
[03:32] Mullin
    Seriously.
[03:33] Astaroth
    Isn't it nice to have a
    large bath area at work?
SIGN    Famous Spot in the Underworld
    The River, Acheron
[03:36] Astaroth
    You take the water from the river, Acheron,
    and heat it in the fires of the City of Dis.
[03:40] ---
    You couldn't get a more hellish hot spring.
SIGN    Hellish hot spring...
[03:42] Molech
    Like the hot springs in Beppu!
[03:43] Eurynome
    There's some in Aso, too!
[03:45] Belphegor
    Would this even count as a hot spring?
[03:48] Beelzebub
    Why is everyone here so knowledgeable
    about Japanese geography?
[03:51] Mullin
    You used the funds to make this place...
[03:54] Mullin
    Pandemonium's financial department
    sure lets you get away with a lot.
[03:57] Astaroth
    Yeah, I know.
[03:58] Astaroth
    You'd hope the Finance
    Minister'd do a better job.
SIGN    Former Seraph Demon
    Astaroth
[04:01] Astaroth
    Though, I am the Finance Minister.
SIGN    Pandemonium
    Finance Minister
    Astaroth
[04:04] Mullin
    You sure picked a hell of a
    time to announce your position.
[04:07] Mullin
    So that's why he's running this thing.
[04:11] Beelzebub
    I told you to make a gym!
[04:14] Astaroth
    Well, after the budget request
    paperwork came across my desk,
[04:17] ---
    I just kind of made a couple modifications.
[04:19] Astaroth
    Felt like making some changes.
[04:20] Beelzebub
    Don't make any changes!
[04:23] Sargatanas
    I apologize, Your Highness.
[04:25] Beelzebub
    Sargatanas...
[04:27] Sargatanas
    I should have thought it strange that
[04:29] ---
    someone who doesn't normally do their
    work decided to suddenly do some.
[04:33] Sargatanas
    I didn't think he'd push the
    appropriate paperwork through
[04:35] ---
    and make some baths in a single night.
[04:37] Astaroth
    Hey, Sacchan, you don't have to
    sing such high praises of me.
[04:40] Mullin
    I don't think that's what's going on.
[04:43] Mullin
    Well, Your Highness,
[04:44] ---
    if we take the stance that these baths
    could be considered an employee perk,
[04:46] ---
    then it isn't entirely a mistake to build them.
[04:49] Mullin
    Also, if we build an
    accompanying gym facility later,
[04:51] ---
    then the two could be used synergistically.
[04:54] Eurynome
    It'll be annoying to balance
    the budget otherwise, as well.
[04:57] Beelzebub
    My head hurts.
[04:58] Astaroth
    This way it'll promote the health
    and wellness of our employees,
[05:01] ---
    as well as increase morale.
    A happy win-win, I think.
SIGN    I'm not so sure about that...
[05:07] Molech
    I'm okay with anything!
[05:10] Astaroth
    Well, in any event, I wanted to show off
    the baths to you all privately first.
[05:14] Astaroth
    How about we all try it out?
[05:17] Beelzebub
    Well, I guess if you've already built
    them, there's nothing we can do.
[05:21] Beelzebub
    Let's get in.
[05:23] Astaroth
    You like baths, so I thought
    you'd lean that way.
[05:26] Mullin
    Why do you know that?
[05:29] Astaroth
    That's a secret.
[05:30] Mullin
    Huh?
[05:31] Mullin
    Eurynome-san?
[05:33] Eurynome
    I'm leaving.
[05:35] Eurynome
    I don't feel like taking a bath,
[05:37] Eurynome
    and I only showed up because
    I was invited here.
[05:38] Dantalion
    It's pretty nice reading while
    taking a bath, you know?
[05:42] Eurynome
    Dantalion-kyun?!
[05:47] Eurynome
    A hot young boy covered in steam...
[05:49] Eurynome
    Drops of water gliding down that wonderfully
    smooth and white skin...
[05:52] Eurynome
    His nape, his waist...
[05:54] Eurynome
    The hot steam rises and dampens his hair...
[05:57] Eurynome
    He'll have his lips slightly parted,
[05:59] ---
    and the heat will have his
    cheeks red like rose petals...
[06:03] Eurynome
    Thank you!
[06:04] N
    And Eurynome goes down.
[06:08] Dantalion
    Well, she can't get in the
    bath bleeding that much.
[06:12] Mullin
    Weren't you supposed to be all
    refined in your imagination?
[06:16] Beelzebub
    See you later, then.
[06:18] Mullin
    Okay, take your time.
[06:20] Mullin
    It's kind of cute to see girls
    pass through curtains like that.
[06:22] Sargatanas
    Your Highness, do you have a second?
[06:26] Astaroth
    Anyway, let's get in.
[06:29] Mullin
    Astaroth-sama's marks from being
    tied up are still there...
[06:32] Astaroth
    Let's get in that bath.
[06:34] N
    He was beat up all morning,
[06:36] N
    being punished for the bath thing.
[06:47] Mullin
    I thought this whole thing
    was idiotic, at first,
[06:49] Mullin
    but it might be nice to get in a big bath
    like this on the way home from work.
SIGN    The water's nice.
[06:54] Mullin
    Yes.
[07:00] Mullin
    Your signs are water-resistant, huh?
SIGN    Yeah.
[07:04] Mullin
    How are you even writing those anyway?
[07:08] N
    Some sort of shorthand?
    Maybe something magical?
SIGN    Shorthand?
SIGN    Magic...?
[07:12] Astaroth
    I wonder if Bell and the others
    have gotten in already.
[07:15] Astaroth
    Kind of get a little excited to know girls
    are taking a bath right next door, right?
[07:20] Mullin
    What are you going on about?
[07:23] Astaroth
    Right now, the girls are...
[07:25] Gocchin
    Wow, you're big, Bell.
[07:30] Beelzebub
    So are you, Gocchin.
[07:33] Gocchin
    Hey, Bell, could I touch them for a second?
[07:37] Beelzebub
    Huh? S-Sure...
[07:44] Gocchin
    Fluff.
[07:45] Gocchin
    W-Wow...
[07:47] Gocchin
    So smooth and soft...
[07:50] Beelzebub
    Gocchin, you're so silly.
[07:52] Beelzebub
    It's my turn, now.
[07:55] Beelzebub
    Here I go.
[07:58] Astaroth
    Something like that is definitely going on.
[08:02] Mullin
    Wow! Your pecs are amazing, Bro!
[08:05] Mullin
    Could I touch them for a second?
[08:07] Mullin
    They're hard as a rock!
[08:08] Molech
    Mine are pretty amazing, too!
[08:10] Mullin
    Hey, Molech-san, why are you so buff?
[08:13] Molech
    Gaze upon me as much as you'd like!
[08:14] Molech
    Jump rope is an amazing thing!
[08:17] Astaroth
    Do you men not dream?!
[08:19] N
    Bath dreams.
[08:22] Astaroth
    In any event, Azazel,
    Bell's are pretty nice,
[08:26] ---
    but Belphegor's aren't too bad either, huh?
SIGN    Why are you asking me?
[08:30] Mullin
    Hey, stop talking about stuff like that!
[08:33] Molech
    Boobs are nice!
[08:35] Dantalion
    Senpai, please stop being stupid.
[08:38] Astaroth
    Eurynome's aren't that large,
[08:40] ---
    but they've got a nice shape.
[08:43] Astaroth
    And Sacchan...
[08:45] Astaroth
    Sacchan...
[08:47] Astaroth
    Sacchan... I hope you're not feeling too
    bad about yourself in the bath right now.
[08:50] Mullin
    Someone's going to punch you, you know?
[08:53] Mullin
    You're not in high school.
[08:54] Mullin
    Who cares about boobs?
[08:56] Astaroth
    You know, I've always been about the
    boobs, and after staying away from them,
[09:00] ---
    I think I'm all about the boobs again.
[09:02] Astaroth
    I'm back onto the boobs, you see?
[09:04] Mullin
    Stop trying to talk about this
    like it's a serious subject!
[09:06] Astaroth
    You're getting all red.
[09:08] Astaroth
    You're seriously shy, aren't you?
[09:10] Astaroth
    I'm kind of worried about you, actually.
[09:12] Astaroth
    You haven't touched any
    boobs before, have you?
[09:15] Mullin
    Why do you care?!
[09:16] Astaroth
    You seriously haven't?
[09:18] Astaroth
    Didn't you ever talk about how
[09:20] ---
    upper arms feel like boobs,
    back in school?
[09:22] Mullin
    I don't know!
[09:24] Molech
    Then do you like butts, Mullin?!
[09:25] Molech
    Or maybe hip bones?!
[09:26] Mullin
    That's not what I meant...
[09:28] N
    He's going to go into Gestaltzerfall...
[09:31] Mullin
    Jeez...
[09:38] Dantalion
    You know,
[09:40] ---
    there's that saying that the fat on the
    upper arm feels similar to that of boobs,
[09:44] ---
    but there's no way
    they're even close to similar.
[09:49] N
    It's just an urban legend.
[09:53] Mullin
    What are you doing, Astaroth-sama?
[09:55] Astaroth
    Shh...
[09:56] Astaroth
    I was thinking I might be able
    to peak into the women's side.
[09:58] Mullin
    What?!
[09:59] Astaroth
    The divider is pretty tall,
[10:01] ---
    and I don't think I can go out the window...
[10:03] Mullin
    Wait...
[10:04] Mullin
    Did this guy add some sort
    of hole or way to see them?
SIGN    No... Well, it is possible...
[10:11] Astaroth
    That's rude!
[10:12] Astaroth
    This is a normal bath.
[10:14] Astaroth
    If I used some tricks to spy on
    them, then it wouldn't be fun!
[10:16] Astaroth
    Do you not know the satisfaction
    of tenacity and hard work in achieving a goal?!
[10:21] Mullin
    If only he wasn't talking
    about spying on girls,
[10:23] ---
    that would have sounded pretty good.
SIGN    I know, right?
[10:25] Astaroth
    There's no way to spy on them at all!
[10:29] Astaroth
    Why did I build this bath?!
[10:31] Mullin
    You built a bath to spy on the
    girls that you got to come to it?
[10:34] Mullin
    That's a pretty aggressive way of thinking...
[10:36] Astaroth
    Do you not want to see a fully unclad Bell?
[10:38] Mullin
    No.
[10:39] Astaroth
    Do you know how rare that is?
[10:42] Mullin
    I've kind of see that before, though.
[10:45] Mullin
    You know, I went to go wake up Her Highness
    all the time for the first few days I started,
[10:51] Mullin
    but now she wakes up on her own.
[10:54] Mullin
    I wonder if she's going to sleep earlier.
[10:56] Astaroth
    That's it!
[10:57] Astaroth
    Large baths sometimes have
[10:58] ---
    the water connected between the men's and
    women's side underneath the divider, right?!
SIGN    Men's bath
[11:02] Mullin
    Hold on!
[11:04] Mullin
    Why are you diving down?!
[11:05] Molech
    Are we having a diving contest?!
[11:08] Mullin
    Are you trying to get to the other side?
[11:09] Mullin
    I doubt there's any gap...
[11:11] Dantalion
    Just leave them be.
[11:13] Mullin
    But...
SIGN    Mullin, there's a Jacuzzi bath over there.
[11:16] Mullin
    Seriously?
SIGN    Over there.
[11:17] N
    Amount of worry less than Jacuzzi
SIGN    Amount of worry < Jacuzzi
[11:26] Mullin
    Isn't it hard to figure out exactly
    where to put the jets in a Jacuzzi?
SIGN    Yeah, but you kind of figure it out anyway.
[11:33] N
    It doesn't quite reach
    the shoulders and back.
[11:49] Molech
    You're done already?!
[11:51] N
    Out of breath.
[11:56] Astaroth
    Where am I?!
[11:57] Mullin
    You're awake?
[11:58] Mullin
    You must really want to
    spy on the women's bath.
[12:01] Astaroth
    Of course I do!
[12:03] Mullin
    Don't cry. It's pathetic.
[12:07] Astaroth
    God made boobs, you know?
[12:11] Astaroth
    You could say that looking at
    them in wonder is our duty.
[12:16] Astaroth
    Whether they be small or large,
    they're a treasure upon this world.
[12:20] Astaroth
    Why feel shame about wanting to admire them?
[12:23] Mullin
    No, that's something you
    should feel shame about.
[12:24] N
    God would be angry, too.
[12:27] Astaroth
    Oh yeah, I need to get out quickly.
[12:29] Mullin
    What's the hurry?
[12:31] Astaroth
    If I can't spy on them in the bath, then I need
    to do it while they're changing, at least!
[12:35] Mullin
    Are you crazy?
[12:36] N
    Now he's being straight!
[12:38] Mullin
    Stop it!
[12:39] Mullin
    You know this is illegal, right?
[12:40] Astaroth
    Shh!
[12:40] Astaroth
    Be quiet!
[12:42] Mullin
    Actually, the women's bath is pretty quiet,
[12:44] Mullin
    considering we were pretty
    loud in the men's bath...
[12:54] Astaroth
    Those are some pretty legs.
[12:57] Beelzebub
    Sargatanas was correct...
[13:00] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[13:01] Beelzebub
    She was saying that Astaroth
    was going to try and spy on us,
[13:03] ---
    so it'd be better if we didn't get in yet.
[13:06] Beelzebub
    But I didn't think that you, Mullin,
    would do the same thing as Astaroth!
[13:12] Mullin
    No, Your Highness!
[13:14] Mullin
    There's a reason why I—
[13:16] Mullin
    You've got it wrong, Your Highness!
[13:19] Sargatanas
    In any event, let's enjoy
    the bath, Your Highness.
[13:23] Beelzebub
    Yes, I think it'll be great.
[13:25] Gocchin
    I'm glad Azazel-sama wasn't with them.
[13:28] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[13:30] Astaroth
    Sacchan really ties you up well...
[13:34] Dantalion
    All idiots.
[13:35] N
    The gym was properly
    opened on a future day.
SIGN    Coffee Milk
SIGN    Fruit Milk
[13:48] Mullin
    I want to disappear.
[13:51] Astaroth
    I'm sorry, Mullin.
[13:53] Astaroth
    I got a little carried away in the bath, is all.
[13:57] Mullin
    You can see girls naked without spying
    on them in the bath anyway, right?
[14:05] Mullin
    You're always with a
    bunch of different girls.
[14:09] Astaroth
    It's a different kind of feeling.
[14:12] Astaroth
    You just don't get it.
[14:14] Mullin
    Just stop it already!
[14:23] Beelzebub
    The Pomeranian I saw on
    TV yesterday was so cute!
[14:29] Caim
    A Pomeranian, huh?
[14:31] Gocchin
    The same as Mitarashi-chan, huh?
[14:33] Beelzebub
    Mitarashi?
[14:34] Gocchin
    Yeah, Mullin-kun's dog...
[14:38] Beelzebub
    Mullin's dog?!
[14:40] Gocchin
    Huh?
[14:41] Caim
    Is there something wrong, Your Highness?
[14:43] Beelzebub
    Mullin has a dog?!
[14:45] Gocchin
    I guess it's his family's dog?
[14:48] Gocchin
    I'm not sure.
[14:49] Beelzebub
    There's a dog at his family's house?!
[14:51] Gocchin
    Why are you so surprised?!
SIGN    I Want to Learn More...
[15:00] Beelzebub
    Gocchin, why do you know
    so much about Mullin?
[15:04] Gocchin
    I don't know that much.
[15:06] Gocchin
    I just happened to talk to him
    about it last time I saw him.
[15:10] Caim
    You don't talk to your assistant about
    that sort of thing, Your Highness?
[15:14] Beelzebub
    No, I don't ask him anything
    about his personal life...
[15:18] Gocchin
    You don't?
[15:19] Beelzebub
    Well, I thought I'd be
    infringing on his privacy
[15:22] Beelzebub
    or it'd be some form of harassment if I did.
[15:26] N
    A boss that is a bit too cautious.
[15:30] Gocchin
    I think you can talk about stuff like that.
[15:33] Gocchin
    I talk to Caim-san about a lot of stuff, too.
[15:36] Caim
    Yes, a lot of stuff.
[15:39] Beelzebub
    I see.
[15:45] Beelzebub
    So you have a dog? I heard about it from Gocchin.
[15:50] Mullin
    Yeah, at my parents' house.
[15:53] Mullin
    It saddens me taht I only get to
    see my dog once in a while.
[15:56] Mullin
    Mitarashi looks like a mitarashi dango,
[15:58] ---
    so that's how we came up with the name.
[16:00] Mullin
    Really cute, right?
[16:03] Beelzebub
    So fluffy...
[16:06] Beelzebub
    Just from looking, I'd say this
    is around 85 points, close to 90.
[16:10] Beelzebub
    A killer furball weapon!
[16:14] Mullin
    That doesn't feel like a compliment.
[16:16] Mullin
    When I go home, he wags his
    tail so much when he sees me.
[16:19] Beelzebub
    I'm sure Mitarashi-chan misses you.
[16:24] Mullin
    Well, my little sisters
    take him on walks now.
[16:27] Beelzebub
    Little sisters?!
[16:28] Mullin
    I didn't tell you?
[16:30] Mullin
    They're twins, about yea big.
[16:32] Beelzebub
    Twins?!
[16:35] Beelzebub
    Twin sisters...
[16:37] Beelzebub
    Mullin...
[16:39] Beelzebub
    You're a big brother, huh?
[16:42] Mullin
    Yes. That's right.
[16:51] Beelzebub
    Could I call you big onii-chan?
[16:53] Mullin
    Huh?!
[16:59] Astaroth
    You look bored.
[17:01] Beelzebub
    I'm fine.
[17:05] Beelzebub
    Why are you lying on me, anyway?!
[17:08] Astaroth
    It makes me feel better.
[17:10] Astaroth
    Ow...
[17:11] Beelzebub
    I don't know anything about Mullin.
[17:15] Astaroth
    That's surprising.
[17:17] Astaroth
    I was expecting you to ask
    him anything and everything.
[17:20] Beelzebub
    Well, I don't want to pry.
[17:23] Astaroth
    You don't want him to dislike you, huh?
[17:26] Astaroth
    Hey, Bell.
[17:28] Astaroth
    You don't ask me a lot of things either,
[17:30] ---
    because you don't want
    me to dislike you, right?
[17:32] Beelzebub
    Well, there's nothing I
    really want to ask you.
[17:34] Astaroth
    Don't be so brutally honest, Bell.
[17:37] N
    She doesn't care at all.
[17:40] Astaroth
    You know, there's a lot of things
    you don't know about someone,
[17:43] ---
    even if you think you do.
[17:46] Beelzebub
    That happens to you, too, Astaroth?
[17:47] Astaroth
    More like you know less than you actually do.
[17:51] Beelzebub
    Is that how it works?
[17:55] Astaroth
    I wonder why women suddenly
    decide to get married.
[18:01] Astaroth
    They bring it up out of nowhere...
[18:03] Astaroth
    So what was I to them?
[18:06] Beelzebub
    I have no clue what you're talking about.
[18:08] N
    Women give no warning.
[18:12] Astaroth
    Why not try practice
    asking questions with me?
[18:15] Beelzebub
    There's nothing I want to ask you.
[18:18] Astaroth
    Well, I'll ask you questions and
    you can see how it's done, then.
[18:21] Astaroth
    Let's have a lesson with your big brother.
[18:23] Beelzebub
    Okay.
[18:25] Astaroth
    What's your favorite color?
[18:26] Beelzebub
    White.
[18:28] Astaroth
    What do you like to drink?
[18:29] Beelzebub
    Plum kelp tea and soy milk.
[18:31] Astaroth
    Have you seen any movies lately?
[18:32] Beelzebub
    I saw I Miss You, White Gossamer.
[18:35] Astaroth
    What color panties are you wearing—
SIGN    Astaroth Police 24!
[18:38] N
    Astaroth Police 24!
[18:46] Mullin
    Your Highness, good work today.
[18:49] Mullin
    About tomorrow...
[18:51] Beelzebub
    I should ask something.
[18:53] Beelzebub
    What he likes to eat...
[18:53] Mullin
    The event location for the dinner
    tomorrow has been changed.
[18:55] Beelzebub
    What his favorite color is...
[18:56] Beelzebub
    His blood type...
[18:58] Beelzebub
    No, I can't.
[18:59] ---
    He might think I'm trying to look up our
    compatibility if I ask him his blood type!
[19:02] Mullin
    Your Highness, are you listening?
[19:04] Beelzebub
    I am!
[19:06] Beelzebub
    What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
[19:09] Beelzebub
    What do you do on your days off?
[19:12] Beelzebub
    There are so many things I want to ask.
[19:15] Beelzebub
    I want to ask everything.
[19:16] Beelzebub
    I want to know everything.
[19:19] Beelzebub
    But...
[19:21] Beelzebub
    I'm a bit scared to know
    everything about him.
[19:26] Beelzebub
    Mullin on his days off...
[19:28] Beelzebub
    He might be going out with
    someone I'm not aware of.
[19:30] Beelzebub
    He might be a completely different person.
[19:34] Beelzebub
    I don't think I'd want to know that.
[19:39] Beelzebub
    I want to know everything, but then, why...
[19:44] Beelzebub
    Maybe I'll ask something different.
[19:47] Beelzebub
    U-Um...
[19:48] Mullin
    Yes?
[19:50] Beelzebub
    Um... I...
[19:52] Mullin
    Yes?
[19:53] Beelzebub
    Um... Um...
[19:57] Beelzebub
    What are you going to do when you get home?
[20:00] Beelzebub
    What time do you go to bed?
[20:02] Beelzebub
    Do you watch TV?
[20:04] Beelzebub
    Is there a show you like?
[20:07] Beelzebub
    Or do you go out?
[20:10] Beelzebub
    Are you spending time with anyone...
[20:13] Beelzebub
    I should just ask, but I just can't say it.
[20:17] (Flashback) Astaroth
    What do you like to drink?
[20:19] (Flashback) Astaroth
    Have you seen any movies lately?
[20:21] Beelzebub
    That's right.
[20:22] Beelzebub
    I should just ask normally like Astaroth did.
[20:25] Beelzebub
    Um...
[20:27] Beelzebub
    Today...
[20:28] Mullin
    Yes?
[20:29] Beelzebub
    What color underwear are you wearing?!
[20:34] Mullin
    What?
[20:37] Beelzebub
    I-I messed up!
[20:39] Beelzebub
    He got into my head!
[20:43] Beelzebub
    U-Um... That's not what I...
[20:47] Mullin
    Black, I think...
[20:53] Beelzebub
    I... see...
[20:56] N
    And then Her Highness thought to herself,
[20:59] ---
    "Maybe I don't need to know everything..."
[22:48] Gocchin
    What's going on?
[22:58] N
    And when she passed through the tunnel...
SIGN    Bichon Frise
[23:02] N
    Old English Sheepdog
[23:03] [SONG] N
    Samoyed
SIGN    Chow Chow
SIGN    Pomeranian
[23:16] Gocchin
    Amazing! All the fluffy dogs Bell loves are here.
[23:28] Beelzebub
    So fluffy... Fluffy...
[23:29] N
    And it was heaven.
SIGN    I Want to Say "Cute."
SIGN    Let's Go to the Beach.

Season 1

8 - I Want to Say "Cute." / Let's Go to the Beach.

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[00:00] Beelzebub
    So excited.
[00:00] N
    White gossamers.
[00:02] N
    They're mysterious creatures
    that live in the underworld.
[00:05] N
    They're cryptids that sometimes
    spotted in the human world as well.
[00:09] N
    Even in the underworld, they're one
    of the fluffiest creatures,
[00:12] N
    and everyone is familiar with them.
[00:14] N
    Just like cats and bunnies
    in the human world,
[00:18] ---
    they find themselves represented
    in all sorts of collectibles.
[00:21] N
    No one knows how these creatures function,
[00:24] N
    and sometimes, when an unfortunate
    soul looks into its eyes,
[00:28] N
    they're pulled into a shadowy abyss...
[00:32] N
    Well, not really. Nothing like that happens.
[00:34] N
    They're balls of fluff that
    are completely harmless.
[00:40] Mullin
    Your Highness, let's take a short break.
[00:44] Beelzebub
    That looks good.
[01:00] Beelzebub
    You're always so cute.
[01:02] Beelzebub
    Speaking of which, white gossamers are
    really popular right now.
[01:07] Beelzebub
    Did you know that?
[01:08] Mullin
    No, not really.
[01:10] Beelzebub
    There's a café that did a joint promotion
    with one of the white gossamer shows.
[01:14] Mullin
    Oh, that's pretty cool.
[01:18] Beelzebub
    I'd like to check it out sometime...
[01:22] Mullin
    I don't see a problem with that.
[01:27] Mullin
    At least once you finish your work.
[03:06] A
    It's Sargatanas-oneesama!
[03:08] B
    Look at how serious she looks!
[03:12] C
    She looks so wonderful!
[03:14] C
    Completely collected.
[03:15] B
    And then there's that rumor that she takes
    care of all the real work in Finance.
[03:19] C
    I wish I could be like her.
[03:21] A
    Oneesama, hold me!
[03:23] C
    Hey, we never said you could do that!
SIGN    I Want to Say "Cute."
[03:33] Sargatanas
    Good morning.
[03:34] A
    Good morning.
[03:35] B
    Good morning, Sargatanas-sama.
[03:40] C
    Oh, is that a Fluffy Whiskers
    & Friends
pouch?
[03:44] ---
    Fluffy Whiskers & Friends?!
[03:48] N
    Fluffy Whiskers & Friends is currently
    the biggest thing in the underworld.
[03:52] N
    It's about a white gossamer, Fluffy
    Whiskers, and his merry friends
[03:56] ---
    who live in White Gossamer Valley.
[03:58] N
    It's extremely popular with
    younger grade school girls,
[04:01] ---
    adult women, and everything in
    between—any girl that loves cute.
[04:04] N
    They just can't get enough of
    those "whiskers" and purple ears.
[04:08] D
    Pretty cool, right?
[04:09] D
    You can only get it at the
    café they partnered with.
[04:12] C
    Wow, that's so cute.
[04:13] C
    I want one, too!
[04:15] Sargatanas
    You...
[04:17] C
    Oh, sorry about that! Good morning!
[04:19] D
    Good morning!
[04:20] C
    Oh, this is from Fluff Friends.
[04:22] C
    Do you know about Fluffy Whiskers & Friends?
[04:25] C
    It's about a white gossamer.
[04:28] Sargatanas
    I see...
[04:29] Sargatanas
    I love it!
[04:31] Sargatanas
    So fluffy!
[04:32] D
    I guess you wouldn't be
    interested, Sargatanas-sama.
[04:36] D
    Sorry, I'm into all this childish stuff.
[04:38] Sargatanas
    It's fine.
[04:39] Sargatanas
    But I love it!
[04:40] Sargatanas
    Fluffy!
[04:48] ---
    They're too cute!
[04:50] Sargatanas
    I want to go to the Fluffy Whiskers Cafe.
SIGN    So good
[04:53] Sargatanas
    I want to meet Fluffy Whiskers.
[04:56] Sargatanas
    But...
[04:58] Sargatanas
    I'm not sure if I can just

    show up to some place so cute,
[05:00] ---
    with all these cute people and things,
    when I'm the furthest from that.
[05:05] Sargatanas
    I think I'd stand out and
    ruin the mood for everyone else.
[05:10] Sargatanas
    Fluffy Whiskers...
[05:12] Sargatanas
    No, I'm going to go.
[05:14] Sargatanas
    I want to go to the
    Fluffy Whiskers Cafe, too.
[05:17] Sargatanas
    All I have to do is make sure
    I don't stand out in any way.
SIGN    Weekend
[05:29] R
    There's already a line, even
    though the café isn't open yet.
[05:31] R2
    But I'm sure we'll be able to
    get in right away when it opens.
[05:35] R
    Yeah.
[05:36] R2
    What?
[05:38] R2
    What's up with this girl?
[05:39] R2
    Definitely something strange going on.
[05:40] R2
    She's pretty sexy, though.
SIGN    Curves
SIGN    & Butt
[05:44] R2
    Wait, but she's flat up top?
SIGN    Flat...
[05:47] Sargatanas
    This doesn't make sense...
[05:48] Sargatanas
    I feel like even more people
    are looking at me than usual.
[05:51] Sargatanas
    I made sure to put on clothes that
    wouldn't attract any suspicion...
[05:54] Sargatanas
    No, I'm being too self-conscious.
[05:56] Sargatanas
    I need to keep it together.
[05:57] [SONG] Sargatanas
    Worried
[05:57] R2
    I better stay away from her.
[06:00] S
    Are you by yourself today?
[06:01] Sargatanas
    Oh, uh, yes.
[06:03] S
    I'll take your order before you enter.
[06:11] R2
    I guess she's a cute lady, after all.
SIGN    Walking in
[06:15] Sargatanas
    I knew there'd be a lot of girls
    and couples coming here together.
[06:19] Sargatanas
    Being into Fluffy Whiskers makes
    more sense for them than me.
[06:22] S
    This is your table.
[06:24] Sargatanas
    I feel bad for taking up a
    full table all by myself.
[06:27] S
    We'll be placing someone at your table.
[06:30] Sargatanas
    Huh? What does that mean?
[06:33] Sargatanas
    Fluffy!
[06:35] N
    A service of kindness.
[06:37] S
    Please enjoy your time here.
[06:40] Sargatanas
    This is great.
[06:41] Sargatanas
    This joint partnership thing
    is better than I imagined.
[06:44] Sargatanas
    Oh, hold on.
[06:45] Sargatanas
    I can't let people see me
    enjoying myself like this.
[06:51] Sargatanas
    That's Azazel...
SIGN    Sargatanas?
SIGN    Silence...
[06:58] N
    And now they're sitting
    together, for some reason.
[07:01] Sargatanas
    Why is Azazel here?
[07:04] Sargatanas
    And why is he all dressed up?
[07:06] ---
    I don't know what to say to him.
[07:08] S
    Here you are!
[07:10] Sargatanas
    So cute!
[07:11] Sargatanas
    Fluffy-chan is so cute! Super cute!
SIGN    They did such a good job at creating the characters!
[07:14] Sargatanas
    Everything's so cute!
    So cute, I can't eat them!
SIGN    Am I in heaven?
SIGN    Did I go to heaven?!
SIGN    I didn't think you'd be into Fluffy Whiskers...
[07:26] Sargatanas
    I didn't think you would, either.
[07:29] Sargatanas
    I've always liked cute things.
[07:33] Sargatanas
    I just want to gobble them up.
[07:35] Sargatanas
    I just can't help myself.
[07:38] Azazel
    I understand.
[07:39] Sargatanas
    It's just, you know, how I'm perceived
    and how I actually am don't match up...
[07:43] Sargatanas
    When people find out,
[07:44] Sargatanas
    many of them can't handle it,
    so I try to hide it instead.
[07:47] Azazel
    I understand exactly!
[07:50] Sargatanas
    I resolved myself to come today,
[07:53] Sargatanas
    and I even came here dressed completely
    in black so I wouldn't stand out at all.
[07:56] Azazel
    I thought she just liked dressing like that.
[07:59] Sargatanas
    I just didn't think I should
    come to a place like this.
SIGN    That's not true at all!
SIGN    I used to think something similar before.
SIGN    Well, I guess I still really do, but...
SIGN    But I think the people here want us to be happy.
SIGN    That's why they come out with new items.
SIGN    That's why they have this café.
SIGN    And I don't want to be rude to Fluffy, and so when I buy anything Fluffy-related, I'm careful to keep Fluffy's reputation positive.
SIGN    That's why I dress up nicer and carry myself better, to the best of my ability.
SIGN    That's far more important than being embarrassed.
[08:37] Sargatanas
    I see.
[08:38] Sargatanas
    That's why you're dressed so nice.
[08:41] Sargatanas
    I came here trying not to stand out,
    thinking that was helping Fluffy...
[08:46] Sargatanas
    But I think I was just
    being selfish, after all.
SIGN    Your nails are done the same primary color as Fluffy, right? Purple...
[08:54] Sargatanas
    I didn't really think about that...
[08:56] Sargatanas
    I just did it to help me work up the courage.
[08:59] B
    I'm sure Fluffy is glad you did that.
[09:05] Sargatanas
    I'm glad I worked up the
    courage to come today.
[09:08] Sargatanas
    Thank you, Azazel.
SIGN    I didn't do a thing.
[09:21] Beelzebub
    We're here, Mullin.
[09:22] Beelzebub
    It's the Fluffy Whiskers Café.
[09:24] Mullin
    Yeah... I'm glad we made it.
[09:26] Mullin
    I knew it in the back of my head,
[09:28] Mullin
    but I don't fit in at all!
    It's way too fancy here!
[09:32] Beelzebub
    So excited.
[09:32] Mullin
    I didn't expect her to finish handling
    all those documents so quickly...
[09:34] Beelzebub
    So excited.
[09:35] Beelzebub
    So excited.
[09:37] S
    Please come this way.
[09:40] Beelzebub
    It's really cute in the café, too.
[09:45] Mullin
    I'm just on an inspection.
    I'm just doing an inspection here.
[09:47] Mullin
    It's part of my job, as an assistant, to make
    sure I know what's popular in the underworld.
[09:55] Beelzebub
    What's that?!
[09:57] S
    Welcome!
[09:59] G
    Oh, you silly Astaroth-sama!
[10:02] Beelzebub
    Fluffy! Fluffy!
[10:05] Astaroth
    Huh?
[10:08] Beelzebub
    This is really fun, Mullin.
[10:10] Beelzebub
    There's so much fluffy.
[10:12] Beelzebub
    I love Fluffy-tan!
[10:14] N
    She bought all the merchandise.
[10:15] Mullin
    This is my job.
[10:17] Mullin
    Part of my job to go on inspections.
[10:18] Mullin
    I have to do this for Her Highness.
[10:19] Mullin
    Don't think of anything!
[10:20] Mullin
    Meditate!
SIGN    The last summer season had some really great Fluffy stuffy.
[10:23] Sargatanas
    They had a melon motif going on!
[10:25] Sargatanas
    The green they used with the
    Spring picnic design was great!
SIGN    I know, right?!
[10:30] Astaroth
    What's going on?
[10:36] Sargatanas
    I thank you, Fluffy.
SIGN    Adult
    & Cute
[10:48] Beelzebub
    That's a cute swimsuit!
[10:50] Caim
    The beach is great.
[10:52] Beelzebub
    I haven't gone at all.
[10:53] Gocchin
    Really?
[10:55] Beelzebub
    Yeah, I only went once when I was a kid.
[10:58] Gocchin
    You should go more often.
[11:01] Caim
    There's a lot of men at the beach.
[11:04] Beelzebub
    Though you wouldn't have to diet before
    the trip, so you wouldn't have a problem.
SIGN    Tee-hee...
[11:08] Beelzebub
    Oh, yeah, I think there's
    a Pandemonium-managed
[11:11] Beelzebub
    recreational facility with a private beach...
[11:15] Beelzebub
    Want to try it out?
[11:17] Gocchin
    I'd love to go with you, Bell!
[11:19] Gocchin
    I've really wanted to go to the beach!
[11:23] Beelzebub
    Then, let's check which days we can go.
[11:26] Gocchin
    Yeah, this'll be great!
[11:29] Caim
    Isn't that great, Belphegor-sama?!
SIGN    Let's Go to the Beach.
[11:38] Mullin
    You want to know what days you have off?
[11:39] Beelzebub
    Yes, I want to go to the beach with Gocchin.
[11:43] Mullin
    Oh, that'll be fun.
[11:46] Mullin
    I'll look over your schedule.
[11:49] Mullin
    Oh, there's one day you have free here.
[11:52] Beelzebub
    That's great.
[11:53] Mullin
    Yeah.
[11:55] Mullin
    Wait, hold on a second.
[11:57] Mullin
    If two girls head to the beach by themselves,
[11:58] ---
    all these drunks looking for a good
    time are going to try to hit on them!
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    No!
SIGN    No!
[12:02] Beelzebub
    I don't want the banana! I want a dolphin!
[12:05] Mullin
    Then someone might try to see them
    changing, or just generally perv on them!
[12:08] Mullin
    Maybe I should go with them...
[12:09] Mullin
    No, I can't just invite myself...
[12:12] Mullin
    But I am Her Highness's assistant,
    so I should protect her...
[12:16] Mullin
    But if a bunch of guys did try to
    hit on her, could I even handle it?!
[12:20] Mullin
    What should I do?!
[12:23] Beelzebub
    Mullin and Azazel will be coming with us.
[12:28] Caim
    Oh, no!
[12:29] Gocchin
    I-I-I-I can't do that! I can't! I can't!
[12:31] Gocchin
    I can't go to the beach with Azazel-sama!
[12:33] Beelzebub
    How much are you going to say you can't?
[12:35] Gocchin
    You're okay with that, Bell?
[12:37] Gocchin
    You'll be going to the beach
    with Mullin-kun, you know?!
[12:39] Beelzebub
    Huh? Yeah.
[12:41] Beelzebub
    We'll be going to the beach—
[12:42] Beelzebub
    Actually, I'm glad to be able
    to spend my day off with Mullin.
[12:47] Gocchin
    So that's how you're thinking...
[12:49] Beelzebub
    You're not happy, Gocchin?
[12:51] Caim
    You get to go to the beach with Azazel-sama!
[12:56] Gocchin
    I-I'm happy...
[12:59] Mullin
    I've not been to the beach since my part-time
    bed and breakfast job during high school.
[13:03] Mullin
    Did I bring my swimsuit
    with me from my parent's?
[13:05] Mullin
    I know it's half-work,
    and that's why I'm going,
[13:07] Mullin
    but I get to go to the beach with
    some cute girls on my day off.
[13:10] Mullin
    I'm glad I got a job here at Pandemonium.
[13:14] Mullin
    I'm just being silly.
[13:19] Mullin
    Bro!
[13:20] Mullin
    I want to get ripped this instant!
    How do I do that?!
[13:23] Azazel
    I guess you do act your age sometimes.
[13:26] N
    A six-pack of excitement.
[13:29] Gocchin
    Hey, Bell... Wh-What should
    I do about my swimsuit?
[13:34] Beelzebub
    I don't have any.
[13:36] Beelzebub
    Just go and buy one at a
    shop somewhere when we go.
[13:38] Gocchin
    Seriously?!
[13:40] Beelzebub
    Is that a problem?
[13:42] Gocchin
    Well, I'd like a better selection, I guess...
[13:46] Gocchin
    If I'm going with Azazel-sama, then I want
    to get something he'd think was cute...
[13:53] Gocchin
    Not that I have the self-confidence
    necessary to wear a swimsuit in front of him.
[13:56] N
    This'll probably happen.
SIGN    Wraps herself in her towel
[14:02] Adrammelech
    Hey there!
[14:03] Adrammelech
    Leave your swimsuits to me!
[14:08] Adrammelech
    I could make something from scratch,
[14:11] Adrammelech
    but I got some things together, figuring it'd
    be better to pick something yourselves.
[14:15] Adrammelech
    I have Morrigan here with me.
[14:17] ---
    Since she's part of the seduction department,
[14:18] [SONG] Adrammelech
    Seduction Department,
    Succubus Section Chief
    Morrigan
[14:19] ---
    she'll help you pick out a swimsuit to get
    any guy you have in mind in a heartbeat.
[14:23] Morrigan
    This'll be fun.
[14:25] Morrigan
    I get to see Her Highness
    and her friend in swimsuits.
[14:27] Gocchin
    Which one should I pick?
[14:28] Gocchin
    There are so many options.
[14:30] Beelzebub
    You don't have anything fluffy?
[14:32] Adrammelech
    I don't. It'd get all messed up in the water.
[14:39] Gocchin
    I don't know which one to pick.
[14:41] Gocchin
    I want to wear something cute, but
    Azazel-sama might think I'm childish.
[14:46] Adrammelech
    I think Azazel-sama would
    like something cute.
[14:50] Morrigan
    I know what you're thinking by the look
    on your face and by what you're holding.
[14:55] Beelzebub
    What's this?
[14:57] Adrammelech
    It's a sling swimsuit.
[14:59] Beelzebub
    So it's a string.
[15:01] Adrammelech
    Yeah, I guess.
[15:03] Adrammelech
    Want to try it on?
[15:06] Morrigan
    You'd look like this.
[15:08] Gocchin
    Not happening!
[15:13] Gocchin
    This doesn't have much coverage.
[15:15] Beelzebub
    But that makes it easier to swim, right?
[15:18] Gocchin
    But then it's embarrassing!
[15:19] Gocchin
    It's practically the same as underwear!
[15:21] Beelzebub
    Is it embarrassing to wear something
    that you need in order to swim?
[15:25] Gocchin
    That's not what I mean...
[15:28] Gocchin
    I don't know if Bell gets it...
[15:30] Adrammelech
    She's not a sex-crazed girl.
    She just has a heart nearly as pure as God's.
[15:34] Adrammelech
    What an angel.
[15:35] Gocchin
    I'm a bit jealous.
[15:38] Caim
    Belphegor-sama, you won't be able to
    go to the beach, at this rate.
[15:42] Gocchin
    I know that, but...
[15:44] Beelzebub
    Gocchin.
[15:45] Gocchin
    Hmm?
[15:51] Gocchin
    What do you think?
[15:53] Beelzebub
    It's cute, Gocchin!
[15:55] Adrammelech
    Yeah, but it's a bit lacking...
[15:57] Morrigan
    I think you could really show off your body.
[16:00] Beelzebub
    You mean put this on, right?
[16:01] Gocchin
    Definitely not happening!
[16:04] Adrammelech
    You're pretty slender, so I think a
    one-piece would work for you, but...
[16:08] Adrammelech
    Would you like to try a bikini instead?
[16:09] Gocchin
    I-I can't!
[16:13] Morrigan
    Sometimes, it's good to be aggressive
    to win someone over.
[16:20] Gocchin
    I don't want to go to the beach anymore...
[16:23] Gocchin
    I can't be in my swimsuit all day...
[16:26] Beelzebub
    Gocchin...
[16:27] Caim
    Belphegor-sama...
[16:29] Adrammelech
    I understand wanting to cover yourself up,
[16:32] Adrammelech
    but instead of covering up too
    much and having it look weird,
[16:34] Adrammelech
    just showing some skin can really work.
[16:36] Adrammelech
    Oh, I know.
[16:37] Adrammelech
    How about we add some
    frills to your swimsuit?
[16:40] Adrammelech
    Maybe this will stop you from thinking
    about how much skin you're showing?
[16:43] Gocchin
    Th-That's cute...
[16:44] Adrammelech
    If you're worried about
    showing off your stomach,
[16:46] Adrammelech
    I can recommend something else, as well.
[16:48] Morrigan
    You're always exposing your
    midriff, anyway, right?
[16:51] Gocchin
    That's because Adrammelech-san made
    that kind of uniform for me...
[16:56] Adrammelech
    Speaking of which, when I
     was making your uniform,
[16:58] Adrammelech
    you were so scared of me, you fainted
    while I was taking measurements.
[17:02] Adrammelech
    Brings back memories.
[17:05] Beelzebub
    But you're not scared now, right?
[17:07] Gocchin
    No, we see each other a
    lot in Paris during work.
[17:10] N
    Gocchin works at the French Foreign Office.
[17:13] Adrammelech
    Might be nice to get something with
    bottoms that you tie with a string.
[17:16] Beelzebub
    A swimsuit that you tie with a string...
[17:19] Beelzebub
    Would you undo the string if you
    go to the bathroom with that on?
[17:23] Beelzebub
    Or would you just pull them down?
[17:25] Adrammelech
    Do whatever you want.
[17:27] N
    She was asking 'cause she knew
    Gocchin would need to know.
SIGN    Nervous
[17:33] Caim
    That looks great on you, Belphegor-sama!
[17:36] Beelzebub
    Yes, Gocchin. That looks much better on you.
[17:39] Belphegor
    My butt doesn't stick out in this?
[17:41] Beelzebub
    Your butt is on the smaller side,
    so I think it looks fine.
[17:45] Morrigan
    Showing a little bit of your butt
    can help with the seduction.
[17:50] Adrammelech
    Do you have any swimsuits you want to try on?
[17:53] Beelzebub
    Hm...
[17:59] Beelzebub
    They say, "simple is best"...
[18:01] Morrigan
    That looks wonderful, Your Highness.
[18:03] Gocchin
    Take that off right now, Bell!
[18:04] Adrammelech
    I didn't think she'd actually put that on.
[18:07] Caim
    My goodness.
[18:10] Adrammelech
    Oh, that's great.
[18:11] Adrammelech
    It's simple and accentuates all of your features, Your Highness.
[18:14] Adrammelech
    Although, I think it might be
    accentuating your breasts too much.
[18:17] Adrammelech
    It's a bit risqué, or, like..
[18:19] Adrammelech
    just plain lewd.
SIGN    Straightforward
[18:21] Caim
    It's straightforward.
[18:23] Adrammelech
    I'm not sure I want to pass on this
    one, but let's try something else.
[18:28] Gocchin
    Oh, that's great.
[18:30] Morrigan
    I think that's good.
[18:32] Morrigan
    You wrap them up more, instead,
[18:34] ---
    and then Her Highness's fluffy
    marshmallow breasts will really stand out.
[18:38] Gocchin
    Marshmallow...
[18:40] Adrammelech
    Can I borrow the two of you for a second?
[18:43] Adrammelech
    Now you match.
[18:46] Adrammelech
    You're both so cute!
[18:48] Adrammelech
    The cutest in the world!
[18:49] Gocchin
    Adrammelech-san...
[18:52] Gocchin
    Will Azazel-sama say I look good?
[18:57] Adrammelech
    I'm sure he will.
[19:06] Beelzebub
    Gocchin looks really happy.
[19:10] Beelzebub
    You're amazing, Adrammelech.
[19:14] Adrammelech
    Fashion isn't just about what
    you look like on the outside,
[19:17] ---
    but also improving one's frame of mind.
[19:20] Adrammelech
    I like helping people feel better about
    taking on the things they want to accomplish.
[19:26] Adrammelech
    Like the magician that helped Cinderella.
[19:30] Adrammelech
    Have fun at the beach, Your Highness.
[19:33] Beelzebub
    I will.
[19:34] Beelzebub
    Oh, yeah, I should show Mullin.
[19:37] Caim
    Right now?!
[19:39] Gocchin
    Why are you going to show him before
    you go to the beach together?
[19:42] Beelzebub
    I want to know if Mullin thinks
    my swimsuit looks good on me.
[19:51] Mullin
    Her Highness needs me right away?
[19:53] Mullin
    Your Highness, what happened?!
[19:58] Beelzebub
    Mullin, what do you think of this?
[20:03] Mullin
    U-Um... I-It's good.
[20:05] Beelzebub
    You're not looking...
[20:07] Beelzebub
    I guess it doesn't look good on me, then?
[20:10] Beelzebub
    I'm going to try the sling one.
[20:12] Gocchin
    Stop!
[20:14] Adrammelech
    Look at her properly!
[20:15] Mullin
    What?
[20:20] Beelzebub
    What do you think?
[20:33] Mullin
    I-It looks good on you, really.
[20:41] Beelzebub
    D-Don't stare too much.
[20:43] Mullin
    But you're the one showing me!
[20:45] Beelzebub
    That's all over with.
[20:47] Adrammelech
    Getting steamy in here.
[20:49] Morrigan
    Steamy like summer.
[20:50] Gocchin
    Bell always takes a moment
    before she begins acting like a girl.
[20:53] Adrammelech
    Her Highness is like a little
    girl when it comes to love.
[20:57] Gocchin
    I guess Bell really does like Mullin-kun...
[21:02] Beelzebub
    I'm sure the beach will be fun.
[21:05] Mullin
    Y-Yeah.
SIGN    The Day of the Trip
[21:12] N
    The day of the trip.
SIGN    Flash Weather Bulletin: Heavy wind and storm advisories in effect
SIGN    Major typhoon approaching
    Heavy wind and storm surge advisories in effect
[21:18] Mullin
    I knew something was weird
[21:20] ---
    when I got to see her in her swimsuit
    before we even went to the beach...
[21:24] R
    Do not approach the ocean
    under any circumstances.
[21:26] N
    They didn't get to go to the beach.
[23:14] R
    Fluffy...
[23:19] R
    Fluffy...
[23:22] R
    Fluffy...
[23:26] Beelzebub
    I can't do this...
[23:29] Beelzebub
    I can't eat them...
[23:32] Mullin
    She's so cute!
SIGN    They Pass Each Other by Sometimes.
SIGN    I had a Dream.
[23:35] R
    Watch us next time.
[23:41] ---
    

Season 1

9 - They Pass Each Other by Sometimes. / I had a Dream

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[00:10] Beelzebub
    The cream and sponge cake is really fluffy.
[00:14] Beelzebub
    The strawberries, kiwi, and pineapple
    are encased in something so fluffy.
[00:18] Beelzebub
    I'm sure they feel great in there.
[00:25] Beelzebub
    Fluffy!
[00:26] Beelzebub
    Fluffy...
[00:28] Beelzebub
    That feels good.
[00:33] Beelzebub
    The sweet fragrance and the
    fluffiness makes me feel great.
[00:37] N
    We can't see you, Your Highness.
[00:42] Beelzebub
    A futon made out of a roll cake...
[00:44] Beelzebub
    That would be wonderful.
[00:46] Mullin
    Her Highness always looks like
    she's having a good time.
[02:21] Mullin
    Anyway, I'm going to get going.
[02:23] Mullin
    I'll be back soon.
[02:26] Beelzebub
    Okay, see you later.
[02:29] Beelzebub
    All right, let's hurry and
    get these documents done.
[02:32] R
    Huh? We have all morning to do this.
[02:35] Beelzebub
    I want to get this done before
    Mullin gets back and surprise him.
[02:40] (Flashback) Mullin
    You're already done?! Wow!
[02:46] Both
    She's cute to watch.
[02:49] N
    Business as usual in Her Highness
    Beelzebub's office yet again.
SIGN    They Pass Each Other by Sometimes.
[03:00] N
    Two hours later.
[03:04] Beelzebub
    Mullin isn't back yet...
[03:07] R
    How about I get some tea?
[03:10] Mullin
    I'm back.
[03:12] Beelzebub
    That took a while!
[03:14] Mullin
    Sorry about that.
[03:15] Mullin
    I got caught up in the library.
[03:18] Mullin
    How were things for you?
[03:19] Mullin
    Wait! You haven't gotten anything done!
[03:22] Beelzebub
    You didn't come back, so I took a break.
[03:25] Mullin
    Are you serious?
[03:29] Beelzebub
    Actually, I'm all—
[03:31] Mullin
    You know, if you keep doing stuff like this,
[03:33] ---
    I'm going to put in a transfer
    request to the library.
[03:35] Beelzebub
    Huh? What?
[03:38] Mullin
    Dantalion-san, just a second ago,
[03:40] ---
    was asking me to work for him.
[03:43] (Flashback) Dantalion
    Thanks for all of this.
[03:44] (Flashback) Dantalion
    I know you came to get some documents,
[03:46] (Flashback) ---
    but you're really helping me out.
[03:48] (Flashback) Dantalion
    If Senpai would just do one hundred-millionth
    more work than he was doing now...
[03:54] (Flashback) Molech
    Hold on, butterfly!
[03:57] Mullin
    Though, I don't think you should be talking
    if you're going to sleep that much.
[04:02] Mullin
    Not that I could tell him that.
[04:05] Mullin
    So, if you're going to slack off here,
[04:09] ---
    then I'm going to go to the library instead.
[04:10] Beelzebub
    I-I see...
[04:14] Mullin
    Y-Your Highness?
[04:17] N
    Much more upset than he expected.
[04:21] Mullin
    Huh?
[04:23] Mullin
    You're actually done with your work.
[04:25] R
    Mullin-sama, that's what we were...
[04:27] Mullin
    Huh?
[04:31] Beelzebub
    I-It's time for lunch.
[04:34] Beelzebub
    I'll be back.
[04:36] Mullin
    Hey, Your Highness!
[04:38] R
    Oh, dear.
[04:39] R2
    Oh, dear.
[04:41] Mullin
    Huh? What?
[04:42] Mullin
    Is this my fault?!
[04:51] Beelzebub
    I wonder if Mullin hates me.
[04:55] N
    She goes to Gocchin when she's in trouble.
[04:58] Gocchin
    I'm sure you're thinking too much.
[04:59] Gocchin
    He was just making a little joke.
[05:02] Beelzebub
    I know that, but it just kind of hit me.
[05:08] (Flashback) Mullin
    Then I'm going to go to the library instead.
[05:11] Beelzebub
    That might have been what
    Mullin's really thinking—
[05:14] ---
    something that just kind of slipped out.
[05:16] Gocchin
    It's fine, believe me.
[05:18] Gocchin
    She's honestly putting
    too much thought into this.
[05:21] Beelzebub
    If Mullin wants to work somewhere else,
[05:24] Beelzebub
    then I don't really have the
    right to stop him, either.
[05:27] Gocchin
    Way too much.
[05:29] Beelzebub
    Maybe I should transfer with him!
[05:31] Gocchin
    You can't do that.
[05:36] Gocchin
    Even if Mullin-kun was serious,
[05:38] ---
    couldn't you just use your
    authority to stop him?
[05:41] Gocchin
    You're at the top of Pandemonium
    right now, anyway.
[05:45] Beelzebub
    That would be an abuse of my power.
    It'd make me a dictator.
[05:48] Beelzebub
    I don't want to do something like that.
[05:50] Beelzebub
    I don't want him to hate me.
[05:53] Gocchin
    Bell...
[05:55] N
    She's such a good person.
[05:57] Gocchin
    It's okay...
[05:59] Gocchin
    You haven't really done anything to
    make him hate you, right?
[06:02] Beelzebub
    I don't think so.
[06:04] Gocchin
    Wait, you did something?!
[06:06] Beelzebub
    It was a little bit ago, but...
[06:08] Beelzebub
    I went to Mullin's house when
    he was sick to check on him...
[06:11] Gocchin
    What?
[06:13] Beelzebub
    I'm not sure why I did it, either, but...
[06:18] Beelzebub
    Mullin was asleep, so...
[06:22] Beelzebub
    I...
[06:23] Beelzebub
    I...
[06:24] Gocchin
    D-Did you ki... ki...
[06:28] Beelzebub
    I checked to see if he had
    a fever with my forehead.
[06:32] Gocchin
    I-I see...
[06:35] N
    Not sure whether that's being bold or something else.
[06:38] Beelzebub
    Am I weird?
[06:42] Gocchin
    Well...
[06:45] Gocchin
    If it was me, I couldn't just go to
    Azazel-sama's house like that.
[06:54] Gocchin
    Bell, I'd be pretty sad if I lost
    Caim-san as my assistant, too.
[07:00] Beelzebub
    Gocchin...
[07:02] N
    She doesn't know what to do for her.
[07:04] Beelzebub
    Have a macaron.
[07:07] N
    And meanwhile...
[07:09] Astaroth
    Huh? You pissed Bell off?
[07:12] Mullin
    Yes, well...
[07:15] Astaroth
    Well, that was dumb of you.
[07:17] Adrammelech
    Pretty stupid.
[07:19] Astaroth
    You don't understand women at all.
[07:21] Adrammelech
    Yep.
[07:24] Mullin
    What's up with these two?
[07:26] Mullin
    But think back to what your mom would do!
[07:29] (Flashback) Mom
    You're not going to listen to your mom?
[07:32] (Flashback) Mom
    Then I'm going to be someone else's mom instead!
[07:35] (Flashback) Mullin(Kid)
    No!
[07:37] Mullin
    You know, and then sometimes she'd say,
[07:40] ---
    "You were found under a
    bridge, and I adopted you."
[07:43] Astaroth
    You're not Bell's mom, though.
[07:45] Astaroth
    In any event, you should
    get back on her good side.
[07:48] Mullin
    How would I do that?
[07:50] Astaroth
    First, you need to apologize.
[07:51] Adrammelech
    Getting a present would be good, too.
[07:53] Astaroth
    Yeah.
[07:54] Mullin
    A present? But I couldn't...
[07:57] Adrammelech
    It could just be flowers, or something.
[08:00] Mullin
    I would be putting on so much of an
    act, I don't think I could do that...
[08:02] Astaroth
    You think so?
[08:04] Mullin
    Plus, it's kind of like I'd be bribing her,
[08:06] Mullin
    trying to use things to win her over.
[08:08] Astaroth
    So moral.
[08:10] Adrammelech
    It's not about the present—it's
    about your feelings.
[08:13] Adrammelech
    You pick something out while
    thinking about that person.
[08:16] Adrammelech
    The time you spend and the feelings you
    have for that person are the real present.
[08:19] Mullin
    I can't tell if he's just some sort of hot guy
    or if he has the heart of a young girl.
[08:23] N
    It's both.
[08:25] Mullin
    Actually, do flowers even make girls happy?
[08:28] Adrammelech
    You're the girl here. Tell us what you think.
[08:32] Sargatanas
    Flowers are good.
[08:33] Mullin
    Huh?
[08:34] Sargatanas
    They're nice and they brighten up a room.
[08:38] Astaroth
    Oh, yeah.
[08:39] Astaroth
    I gave you a bouquet the other day, didn't I?
[08:43] Astaroth
    Pink gerberas to say sorry
    for slacking off so much.
[08:46] Sargatanas
    And you get to throw them
    right away when they dry out.
[08:51] Mullin
    This is pretty difficult.
[08:54] Mullin
    I'm going to get going.
[08:56] Mullin
    Thank you.
[08:58] Astaroth
    I'm going to the bathroom, myself.
[09:04] Adrammelech
    Oh, pink gerberas.
[09:13] Adrammelech
    That rejected budget for
    curtains from the other day...
[09:15] Adrammelech
    Do you think you could
    take another look at that?
[09:19] N
    She didn't get rid of them, after all.
[09:25] Mullin
    I don't know what to do.
[09:28] Mullin
    I should just talk to her...
[09:37] Mullin
    Your Highness, I...
[09:40] Beelzebub
    It's fine.
[09:42] Beelzebub
    You can go wherever you want.
[09:44] Mullin
    You're sure taking this really hard.
[09:47] Mullin
    I was just joking.
[09:50] Beelzebub
    I wouldn't care if I didn't
    get to see you anymore.
[09:55] Beelzebub
    I'm fine.
[09:58] Mullin
    I would never put in a transfer request.
[10:02] Mullin
    Even if I did end up somewhere else,
    we could still meet up.
[10:06] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[10:06] Mullin
    What?
[10:13] Mullin
    Sorry, it's pretty weird
    to say we should meet up
[10:17] ---
    when we don't even have
    work to do together...
[10:19] Beelzebub
    It's not weird at all!
[10:26] Beelzebub
    I'm sorry for being such a pain.
[10:30] Mullin
    No...
[10:32] Mullin
    I'm sorry, myself.
[10:42] N
    They didn't even know they
    were having a lovers' quarrel.
[10:56] Gocchin
    Azazel-sama!
[10:58] Gocchin
    I like you...
[10:59] Gocchin
    I like you!
[11:02] Gocchin
    I've always liked you...
[11:14] Gocchin
    It was a dream.
SIGN    I Had a Dream.
[11:24] Dantalion
    Oh, Belphegor.
[11:26] Gocchin
    I've come to make a return.
[11:28] Dantalion
    Do you need any new books?
[11:30] Gocchin
    I'll pick something out myself.
[11:35] Gocchin
    I had such an embarrassing dream.
[11:40] Gocchin
    It was embarrassing enough that
    I had such a dream, but...
[11:44] N
    Having to pee just remembering it.
[11:46] Gocchin
    I hate the fact I had to check to see
    if I wet the sheets when I woke up.
SIGN    She didn't
[11:52] Gocchin
    What's going on with me*
    having to pee all the time?!
[11:57] Gocchin
    I can tell him how I feel in my dream, but...
[12:03] Gocchin
    I wonder what type of
    books Azazel-sama reads.
[12:06] Gocchin
    I want to read something he's reading.
[12:09] Azazel(BG)
    Long, long ago, there was a
    big bear and a little bear...
[12:10] Gocchin
    It'd be nice to read a book with him.
[12:16] Dantalion
    Please don't take the
    books into the bathroom.
[12:20] N
    She regained her composure.
[12:24] Gocchin
    This book looks interesting.
[12:26] Gocchin
    A princess is trapped in a tower
    after being kidnapped by a dragon.
[12:30] Gocchin
    A prince then comes and saves her.
[12:33] Gocchin
    How wonderful.
[12:35] Gocchin
    And then the two of them
    have a passionate embrace...
[12:41] Gocchin
    What would I do if Azazel-sama
    came to save me?!
[12:45] Gocchin
    I'd be so nervous,
    I don't think I could handle it!
[12:48] Azazel
    Princess, please open up!
[12:51] Azazel
    Princess!
[12:51] Gocchin
    I can't...
[12:53] N
    They'd never meet!
[12:57] Gocchin
    Even if I could tell him how I feel,
    there'd be no point with me like this.
[13:02] Gocchin
    I couldn't be with him.
[13:06] Gocchin
    What's this?
[13:10] Gocchin
    I read this when I was young.
[13:14] Gocchin
    A prince turns into a frog,
[13:17] Gocchin
    and he can only turn back to normal
    when the princess kisses him.
[13:23] Gocchin
    Turn back to normal...
[13:26] Azazel
    Ribbit, ribbit.
[13:26] Gocchin
    I'd be too nervous if he
    turned back to normal!
[13:29] Gocchin
    I'm doomed!
SIGN    I don't think I'd be nervous if he was a frog.
[13:30] Gocchin
    Wait, so if he was a frog forever,
    I could be with him?!
SIGN    Semi-Demonic thought
[13:36] Gocchin
    I wonder if I'll be able to properly
    tell him I like him someday.
[13:42] Gocchin
    I can't even speak to him right now.
[13:48] Gocchin
    I like you.
[13:50] Gocchin
    I like you.
[13:52] Gocchin
    I love you.
[13:55] Gocchin
    I wish I could talk to Azazel-sama...
[13:59] Gocchin
    I wish he'd fall in love with me.
SIGN    You want this one?
SIGN    Belphegor, are you hurt!?
SIGN    Did you hit yourself anywhere? Are you hurt anywhere?
SIGN    Sorry, you fell because I surprised you.
[14:25] Gocchin
    No...
[14:26] Gocchin
    I-I'm sorry.
SIGN    Which book were you trying to get? All of these fell...
[14:36] Gocchin
    Azazel-sama...
[14:42] ---
    Memorandum.
SIGN    The memorandum?!
SIGN    Some
    Memorandum
[14:48] N
    A memorandum: A written
    message by an individual.
[14:51] N
    Also, a document expressing one's
    personal experiences or ideas.
[14:56] Gocchin
    I had a slip of the tongue!
[14:58] Gocchin
    I tried to say "I like him"...
SIGN    Can't hold it anymore!!!
[15:08] Gocchin
    This is terrible!
[15:09] Gocchin
    Why did I say that just now?!
[15:11] Gocchin
    But Azazel-sama thinks I was
    talking about that memorandum...
[15:16] Gocchin
    Now it's even weirder that I just ran away!
[15:19] Gocchin
    This is all because I had that dream!
[15:24] Gocchin
    Memorandum!
[15:26] Dantalion
    Thank you, come again.
[15:31] Azazel
    She didn't want to borrow this?
[15:34] N
    Actually, since Gocchin always
    runs away like that,
[15:38] ---
    Azazel didn't really think too much of it.
[15:48] N
    After they made up,
[15:50] ---
    Beelzebub and Mullin have
    returned normally to work,
[15:53] ---
    but there were several troublesome
    things to take care of,
[15:55] N
    and they ended up staying up
    late several nights in a row.
[15:59] Beelzebub
    I'm really getting tired...
[16:02] Beelzebub
    Mullin, about this document...
[16:06] Beelzebub
    He's asleep.
[16:08] Beelzebub
    I'd feel bad if I woke him up.
[16:10] Beelzebub
    But...
[16:12] Mullin
    Your Highness...
[16:14] Mullin
    Your Highness.
[16:16] Mullin
    You can't just show everything...
[16:18] Mullin
    You can't.
[16:20] Beelzebub
    Wake up, Mullin!
[16:21] N
    Wake up now!
SIGN    Bro and Sister
[16:29] Adrammelech
    Oh, Azazel-sama.
[16:37] Adrammelech
    Butterfly.
SIGN    Sacchan and Astaroth
[16:45] Astaroth
    Work's boring.
[16:48] Astaroth
    Sacchan, I think I've worked enough today.
[16:52] Astaroth
    I think I've done enough of the
    hard-working-young-man thing.
[16:58] Astaroth
    Sacchan?
[17:01] Astaroth
    Are you asleep?
[17:04] Astaroth
    Sacchan, if you fall asleep in here...
[17:07] Astaroth
    I...
SIGN    Whee!
[17:12] Astaroth
    I'm just gonna have to go have fun!
SIGN    Gonna go have fun!
[17:17] N
    Same as always.
SIGN    Bro and Gocchin
[17:24] Azazel
    Belphegor...
[17:25] Azazel
    I guess she's asleep.
[17:30] Azazel
    The wind's starting to blow a bit.
[17:32] Azazel
    She's going to get cold.
[17:34] Azazel
    I need to wake her up.
[17:36] Azazel
    But if I wake her up, I'm going to scare her.
[17:49] N
    All warm.
SIGN    Dantalion and another two
[17:53] Dantalion
    Zzz...
SIGN    He's asleep...
[17:59] Molech
    Dantalion! Dantalion!
[18:01] Molech
    I'm bored!
[18:02] Molech
    Let's jump rope!
[18:03] Molech
    You shouldn't sleep!
[18:04] Molech
    Stop! Stop now!
[18:07] Dantalion
    Shut up, senpai.
[18:08] ---
    Hey!
[18:11] R
    Mullin-sama, we've looked
    over all the documents here.
[18:15] Mullin
    Thanks.
[18:16] Mullin
    Go ahead and head out.
[18:18] Mullin
    We'll finish the rest ourselves.
[18:20] R2
    But...
[18:21] Mullin
    We're fine.
[18:23] Mullin
    You two head back and rest.
[18:25] R
    Thank you.
[18:27] R
    We'll take you up on your offer, then.
[18:31] R2
    See you later.
[18:33] R
    Yeah.
[18:34] Mullin
    Good work.
[18:38] Mullin
    Your Highness, once we're
    done with this, we can go.
[18:41] Mullin
    Your Highness?
[18:45] Mullin
    She's asleep...
[18:48] Mullin
    That's rare.
[18:49] Mullin
    She must be really tired.
[18:53] Mullin
    She's really beautiful.
[18:56] Mullin
    It might be the first time I've
    got to see her face this close up.
[19:02] Mullin
    What am I getting so nervous about?!
[19:04] Mullin
    I need to wake her up.
[19:06] Mullin
    No, but I want to let her
    sleep a bit longer...
[19:16] Mullin
    She didn't wake up...
[19:18] Mullin
    What should I do?
[19:20] Mullin
    It's late at night, and I'm alone with a sleeping girl!
[19:23] Mullin
    No, it doesn't matter if we're
    alone together. We're working.
[19:26] Mullin
    This doesn't mean anything.
[19:27] Mullin
    Yeah, it's work.
[19:29] Mullin
    I need to wake her up.
[19:36] Mullin
    It wouldn't be bad if I watched her
    for a little longer, would it?
[19:40] Mullin
    Kind of like a reward for
    doing all of this overtime.
[19:42] Mullin
    No, I can't think like that!
[19:44] Mullin
    She's my superior. My superior.
[19:48] Mullin
    She's rather defenseless right now...
[19:52] Mullin
    Her hair's in her face...
[20:18] Mullin
    Your Highness...
[20:21] R2
    Mullin-sama, at least have some refreshments.
[20:24] Mullin
    I'm sorry!
[20:25] Mullin
    I'm sorry!
[20:26] Mullin
    I-I'm not doing anything!
[20:28] R2
    Huh?
[20:29] Mullin
    I'll have it over there!
[20:30] Mullin
    In the room over there!
[20:32] R2
    But I want Her Highness
    to have some as well—
[20:33] Mullin
    It's fine!
[20:38] Beelzebub
    Th-That surprised me...
[20:43] N
    She woke up halfway through,
[20:45] ---
    but it was so awkward,
    she couldn't open her eyes.
[22:25] Gocchin
    It's gotten cold lately.
[22:28] Beelzebub
    Let's hurry up and get to your room.
[22:33] Gocchin
    It's nice and warm.
[22:35] Beelzebub
    Your room's all warm.
[22:38] Beelzebub
    You brought out your heated table already.
[22:41] Gocchin
    Yeah.
[23:02] Beelzebub
    Here you go, Gocchin.
[23:07] Gocchin
    Yum.
[23:08] Gocchin
    Here you go, Bell.
[23:14] Beelzebub
    It's good.
[23:15] Gocchin
    Even if it's gotten cold out outside,
[23:17] Gocchin
    we can't stop eating cold sweets.
[23:19] Beelzebub
    I know.
[23:21] Gocchin
    Bell, one more bite.
[23:24] Beelzebub
    Sure. You, too, Gocchin.
[23:28] N
    Cold sweets you eat in a warm room are nice.
SIGN    Separated by One Can of Coffee.
SIGN    Your Scent on a Cold Day.
[23:35] Both
    Look forward to next time.

Season 1

10 - Separated by One Can of Coffee. / Your Scent on a Cold Day.

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[00:08] N
    They're out on an inspection today.
[00:11] Mullin
    Your Highness.
[00:11] Beelzebub
    Hm?
[00:12] Mullin
    Would you like red bean pancake?
[00:21] Beelzebub
    Thank you, I would.
[00:23] Beelzebub
    I'll take one.
[00:32] Mullin
    What's wrong, Your Highness?!
[00:40] Beelzebub
    Th-There's something doughy inside.
[00:47] Mullin
    Oh, you won.
[00:49] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[00:50] Mullin
    This shop randomly adds rice flour
    balls to some of the pancakes.
[00:54] Mullin
    You've got good luck, Your Highness.
[01:02] Beelzebub
    You have some, too, Mullin.
[01:04] Mullin
    Huh?
[01:05] Beelzebub
    I'll share some of my luck with you.
[01:08] Mullin
    Thanks!
[01:18] Both
    Nice and peaceful, as always.
[02:54] A
    Astaroth-sama!
[02:55] A
    Astaroth-sama!
[02:59] A
    Sargatanas-sama!
[03:01] A
    We can't find Astaroth-sama!
[03:05] Sargatanas
    Again?
[03:06] A
    We're sorry...
[03:08] B
    We can never find him when we go looking...
[03:12] Sargatanas
    It's fine. He's the one at fault.
[03:16] Sargatanas
    I'll go get him.
SIGN    Separated by One Can of Coffee.
[03:28] R
    I had fun again today.
[03:30] R
    I love going on dates with you.
[03:33] Astaroth
    You do?
[03:34] Astaroth
    I had fun, too.
[03:36] R
    Hey, Astaroth-sama...
[03:39] R
    I want to stay with you longer.
[03:43] Astaroth
    You're so silly.
[03:47] Astaroth
    Then how about we...
[03:51] Sargatanas
    You're coming back with me.
[03:57] Astaroth
    Sacchan! Time out! Uncle, uncle, uncle!
[04:01] Astaroth
    I can walk on my own, you know.
[04:04] Astaroth
    I don't want to go back.
[04:05] Astaroth
    I don't want to work.
[04:07] Astaroth
    Oh, I know. How about we take a small break?
[04:10] Astaroth
    Let's go to Starlucks.
[04:11] Sargatanas
    We're not going anywhere.
[04:12] Astaroth
    Hey, let's get some tea.
[04:13] Astaroth
    One cup of tea.
[04:15] Astaroth
    We can head back after that.
[04:18] Sargatanas
    You can drink tea in the office.
[04:20] Astaroth
    No! I want to drink tea out somewhere!
[04:23] Astaroth
    I can't do work without
    something to change it up!
[04:28] R
    Huh?
[04:29] Sargatanas
    You've already done enough other stuff!
[04:35] N
    Sacchan gave in a little bit, anyway.
[04:37] Astaroth
    I wanted Starlucks.
[04:39] Sargatanas
    You'd just stay there if we went.
[04:43] Sargatanas
    You already have trouble coming
    back to work, once you run off.
[04:47] N
    She says that, but in reality,
    she didn't know what to order at Starlucks.
[04:51] N
    Maybe an iced double shot choco-banana
    latte with vanilla whipped cream?
[04:57] Sargatanas
    We're heading back right after
    you drink whatever you get.
[05:00] Astaroth
    Right.
[05:00] Astaroth
    What do you want?
[05:02] Sargatanas
    I'm fine.
[05:04] Astaroth
    Don't be like that.
[05:07] Astaroth
    It's my thanks to you for coming to get me.
[05:10] Sargatanas
    I'm the one who put the money in the machine.
[05:19] Sargatanas
    Darn it...
[05:21] Sargatanas
    The atmosphere in this park is awkward.
[05:24] N
    There're couples everywhere.
[05:26] Sargatanas
    Youngsters nowadays
    don't have any shame.
[05:32] R
    Glad the weather is nice today.
[05:33] R2
    I know.
[05:37] R
    How about we rest for a second?
[05:39] R2
    Sounds good.
[05:43] Sargatanas
    Elders, I would appreciate it if you
    said a word to all these youngsters.
[05:49] N
    What's wrong with being close?
[05:51] Astaroth
    Sorry, it's kind of awkward here, huh?
[05:54] Sargatanas
    N-No, it's fine.
[05:58] Astaroth
    I can always depend on Sacchan
    not to get caught up in the mood.
[06:04] Sargatanas
    I can never let loose and go with the flow.
[06:10] Sargatanas
    Wait? Why would I go with the flow here?
[06:12] Sargatanas
    What am I saying?
SIGN    Intensity
[06:14] ---
    It's not like I want
    to let loose right now!
[06:18] Astaroth
    Sorry, are you mad?
[06:25] Sargatanas
    It's amazing they can lean
    on each other like that.
[06:29] Sargatanas
    I can't even imagine myself filling
    the space of this one coffee can.
[06:36] Sargatanas
    This can represents the distance
[06:38] ---
    between one's personal space and another's.
[06:41] Sargatanas
    What type of relationship would you
    have to be in to enter another's space?
[06:45] Sargatanas
    Couples are really something.
[06:48] Sargatanas
    I truly respect all the couples out there,
[06:51] ---
    and every mother and father.
[06:54] Astaroth
    Hey, Sacchan!
    You're actually mad, aren't you?!
[06:58] Sargatanas
    Hold on a second...
[07:00] Sargatanas
    Why am I talking about getting closer?
[07:02] Sargatanas
    Do I want to get closer to someone?
[07:05] Sargatanas
    But with who?
[07:08] Sargatanas
    With this joker?
SIGN    Joker
[07:11] N
    Love has blossomed.
[07:13] Sargatanas
    No way! No way! No way!
[07:14] Sargatanas
    Not at all! Not possible! Impossible!
[07:17] (Flashback) Astaroth
    Uncle, uncle, uncle!
[07:19] (Flashback) Sargatanas
    What was that?
[07:25] Sargatanas
    I'm just his assistant.
[07:26] ---
    I'm just forced to watch this loser.
[07:30] Sargatanas
    I mean I did make those pressed flowers,
[07:32] Sargatanas
    but that was just because the
    flowers I got were so pretty...
[07:35] Sargatanas
    I mean...
[07:37] Sargatanas
    I-I don't like him...
[07:41] Sargatanas
    Like...
[07:44] N
    She's upset she even said the word "like."
[07:50] Sargatanas
    I don't like him, do I?
[07:53] Sargatanas
    My ideal is a gentle soul
    like Fluffy Whiskers.
[07:57] Sargatanas
    And in comparison, he...
[07:59] Sargatanas
    doesn't do his work,
[08:01] Sargatanas
    messes around with too many women,
[08:03] Sargatanas
    and doesn't handle money properly.
[08:05] Sargatanas
    He's completely worthless.
[08:08] Sargatanas
    He's completely worthless,
    and that's putting it lightly.
[08:12] N
    She calmed down a bit.
[08:22] Sargatanas
    Are you done drinking?
[08:24] Astaroth
    Oh, you noticed?
[08:25] Sargatanas
    Let's head back.
[08:27] Astaroth
    What?!
[08:28] Astaroth
    I don't want to do work!
[08:29] Astaroth
    I want to do anything but work!
[08:31] Astaroth
    God wants me to fly around the world!
[08:35] Sargatanas
    I don't think so.
[08:37] Sargatanas
    You're had enough, right?
[08:40] Sargatanas
    Let's go.
[08:43] Astaroth
    Thank you, Sacchan.
[08:47] Sargatanas
    For what?
[08:49] Astaroth
    I'm not really doing my job,
[08:50] ---
    and still, you take care of me.
[08:53] Astaroth
    I really like you, Sacchan.
[08:58] Sargatanas
    Here we go again.
[09:02] (Flashback) Astaroth
    Well, you always find me.
[09:04] (Flashback) Astaroth
    I like you, Sacchan.
[09:07] Sargatanas
    I know that this guy says things like
    that to any girl, just to be nice.
[09:17] Sargatanas
    I know that...
[09:21] Astaroth
    I really don't want to do any work.
[09:26] Sargatanas
    Don't touch me for no reason.
[09:29] Astaroth
    Try to get me in the working mood.
[09:31] Sargatanas
    I'll sue you for sexual harassment.
[09:34] Astaroth
    Sorry, please don't.
[09:39] Astaroth
    I thought she'd push me off,
[09:42] Astaroth
    but Sacchan always remains calm.
[09:45] Astaroth
    Makes me feel better.
[09:52] Astaroth
    Why are you making that face?!
[09:54] Astaroth
    Oh, sorry! I didn't think
    you'd be that upset!
[09:57] Astaroth
    I'm really sorry!
[09:58] Astaroth
    Let's head back!
[10:01] Sargatanas
    My one coffee can separating us...
[10:15] Sargatanas
    I'm exhausted again.
[10:41] Sargatanas
    Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
[10:42] Sargatanas
    I'm so stupid!
[10:44] Sargatanas
    Why would I think about that...
[10:56] A
    Astaroth-sama!
[10:57] A
    Astaroth-sama!
[11:00] A
    Sorry, Sargatanas-sama, Astaroth-sama is...
[11:04] Sargatanas
    Again?
[11:06] B
    Sorry for always making you do this...
[11:09] Sargatanas
    I'll be right back.
[11:15] B
    What's wrong?
[11:16] A
    It's just that...
[11:18] A
    Sargatanas-sama seemed kind of happy.
[11:22] B
    Huh? That can't be.
[11:24] Mullin
    Huh?
[11:45] Beelzebub
    It's cold...
[12:04] Beelzebub
    I'm still cold...
[12:07] Beelzebub
    Why?
[12:12] N
    A cold front.
SIGN    Your Scent on a Cold Day.
[12:24] Mullin
    Oh, Your Highness.
[12:25] Mullin
    Good morning.
[12:27] Mullin
    It's quite cold today.
[12:29] Mullin
    Your Highness?
[12:31] Beelzebub
    Do I have to go to work, no matter what?
[12:36] Mullin
    Huh?
[12:37] Beelzebub
    Do you think everyone might
    take the day off to eat mandarins
[12:41] ---
    under a heated blanket?
[12:43] Mullin
    What?
[12:43] N
    She doesn't want to go out.
[12:47] Beelzebub
    I'm not good with the cold.
[12:50] Mullin
    The heater is on in the hallway...
[12:52] Mullin
    It's not that cold.
[12:54] Mullin
    Oh, I know.
[12:56] Mullin
    Have a pocket warmer.
[13:01] Beelzebub
    But don't you need to use it?
[13:04] Mullin
    I'm fine.
[13:06] Mullin
    I've stuck them on my clothes.
[13:09] Beelzebub
    Mullin's like a mother!
[13:17] Mullin
    She's really down.
[13:19] Mullin
    I need to talk about something
    to cheer her up.
[13:23] Mullin
    Your Highness, aren't there lots of
    fluffy animals that live in the cold?
[13:29] Mullin
    You should think about the
    fluffiness and cheer up!
[13:32] Mullin
    Right?
[13:33] Beelzebub
    Yeah.
[13:35] Mullin
    There're seals and polar bears.
[13:37] ---
    Penguins chicks are fluffy, too.
[13:39] Mullin
    There're ermines, as well.
[13:43] Beelzebub
    Have you heard of arctic hares?
[13:46] Mullin
    Oh, I have!
[13:47] Mullin
    They're round and cute, right?
[13:50] Beelzebub
    When arctic hares stand
    up they completely change.
SIGN    Legs
[13:58] Beelzebub
    That's all I wanted to tell you.
[14:00] N
    How is he supposed
    to use that information?
[14:05] Mullin
    Sorry, it seems the heater is broken.
[14:09] Mullin
    I got a space heater.
[14:11] Mullin
    Hold on just a minute longer.
[14:13] Gusion
    Your Highness, would you like
    some plum kelp tea or amazake?
[14:17] Beelzebub
    I'll have some of the tea.
[14:19] Otis
    We'll get a blanket, too.
[14:21] Beelzebub
    Thank you, Gusion, Otis.
[14:28] N
    First time they were called.
SIGN    Assistant
    Otis
SIGN    Assistant
    Gusion
[14:36] Mullin
    What was that sneeze just now?
[14:38] Mullin
    It was so cute!
[14:39] Mullin
    Wait...
[14:41] Mullin
    Um, are you okay?
[14:42] Mullin
    Do you need to go to the infirmary?
[14:44] Beelzebub
    No, I'm fine.
[14:48] Mullin
    We have a meeting next, too.
[14:50] Mullin
    What should I do...
[14:56] Mullin
    Um, maybe you're so cold because
    you're exposing so much skin...
[15:06] N
    Walking to the meeting room.
[15:08] Beelzebub
    Actually, I did get some
    winter clothing made.
[15:13] Mullin
    You should put that on.
[15:16] Mullin
    We should stop by your room
    before we head to the meeting.
[15:19] Astaroth
    But, Bell, it'd be a shame
    if you wrap up your boobs!
[15:23] Mullin
    Where did you slink in from?!
[15:25] Astaroth
    I'll appear wherever Bell is!
[15:29] Mullin
    I'm worried about how
    Her Highness is feeling, though.
[15:32] Mullin
    It'd be better if she put
    on her winter uniform.
[15:34] Beelzebub
    I don't like my winter clothing because
    it kind of constricts my chest...
[15:39] Astaroth
    Shh, Bell!
[15:40] Astaroth
    If Sacchan hears you...
[15:42] Sargatanas
    I wouldn't do anything bad to a superior.
[15:46] Astaroth
    I'm technically your superior, too.
[16:00] Beelzebub
    Do I look good?
[16:06] Mullin
    You know...
[16:07] Mullin
    Just covering them up
    doesn't change anything!
[16:11] Mullin
    I-It looks good on you.
[16:13] Beelzebub
    You're not even looking.
[16:16] Beelzebub
    This again... Blah.
[16:18] N
    They're just too massive.
[16:21] Mullin
    You look different than you
    usually do, which is nice.
[16:24] Mullin
    And you know, they say women
    shouldn't get too cold.
[16:29] Mullin
    I wouldn't mind if you were
    in these clothes all the time.
[16:34] Beelzebub
    Really?!
[16:40] R
    Fluffy!
[16:42] Beelzebub
    Come on, you can't leave the room.
[16:45] Mullin
    I'm glad.
[16:47] Mullin
    It looks like she's doing
    better, now that she's warmer.
[16:50] Mullin
    What's wrong?!
[16:52] Beelzebub
    Th-The fluffiness...
[16:56] Mullin
    Huh?
[17:00] Beelzebub
    The fluffiness that I could feel
    directly on my chest before...
[17:03] Beelzebub
    I can't get that same feeling anymore!
[17:06] Beelzebub
    I knew I didn't need
    anything covering my chest!
[17:09] Beelzebub
    It was more functional that way!
[17:11] N
    Ad-neesan designed it perfectly.
[17:13] Mullin
    Well, you shouldn't be so
    depressed for this meeting.
[17:21] Beelzebub
    Why do we have to pass by the courtyard
    just to get to the meeting room?
[17:26] Mullin
    Normally, it feels pretty
    good to do so, but...
[17:30] Mullin
    What are you doing, Molech-san?
[17:33] Molech
    Snowman!
[17:35] Mullin
    Right.
[17:36] N
    What?
[17:38] Mullin
    Dantalion!
[17:40] Mullin
    How did this happen to you?!
[17:44] Dantalion
    I was in my room for a while reading books,
[17:48] Dantalion
    so I thought it'd be nice
    to get some fresh air, but...
[17:53] Dantalion
    this cold front came...
[17:55] Mullin
    Then, just go back to your room!
[17:58] Dantalion
    I didn't know when to stop reading...
[18:00] Molech
    Dantalion always finishes
    what he sets his mind to!
[18:03] Mullin
    No, you should have stopped him!
[18:05] Molech
    And I'm Dantalion's friend,
[18:07] ---
    so I stayed at his side this whole time!
[18:09] Mullin
    Then you should have stopped him!
[18:13] Eurynome
    What are you doing?!
[18:15] Eurynome
    My love, Dantalion, was thousands
    of times more beautiful, sublime,
[18:20] ---
    and wonderful as a statue of ice!
[18:23] Mullin
    You should have stopped him, too!
[18:32] Mullin
    Let's hurry, Your Highness.
[18:34] Mullin
    It'll be warm in the meeting room.
[18:37] Beelzebub
    Yeah.
[18:41] Mullin
    Maybe we should get you to
    the infirmary, after all.
[18:44] Beelzebub
    No, I'm fine.
[18:46] Beelzebub
    I think I'm just allergic
    to the extreme cold.
[18:52] Beelzebub
    I hate the cold.
[19:00] Mullin
    Your Highness, could you look down a second?
[19:07] Mullin
    Sorry about this.
[19:20] Mullin
    How's that?
[19:28] Beelzebub
    It's warm.
[19:34] Beelzebub
    But then you'll be cold!
[19:37] Mullin
    No, I handle the cold well,
    and I have the warmers.
[19:42] Mullin
    Let's go.
[19:45] Mullin
    I touched her hair a little bit.
[19:48] Beelzebub
    Thank you...
[20:02] Beelzebub
    It's his...
[20:10] Mullin
    Your Highness, what's the matter?
[20:12] Beelzebub
    N-Nothing!
[20:14] Beelzebub
    Just... You know...
[20:18] Beelzebub
    I feel better now.
[20:23] Beelzebub
    It smells like Mullin...
[20:29] Beelzebub
    Maybe it wasn't so bad
    for it to be cold today.
[20:53] R
    So regarding the tourism proposal for
    the frozen hell that is Cocyutus...
[21:00] Mullin
    Her Highness's face is red...
[21:03] Mullin
    Your Highness, did you catch a cold?
[21:08] Beelzebub
    I'm not sniffing anything!
[21:10] Mullin
    Huh?
[22:48] N
    The next day, after the cold front had passed.
[22:51] Mullin
    Good morning.
[22:53] Mullin
    The weather's nice outside.
[22:57] Mullin
    Your Highness?
[22:59] Beelzebub
    It is nice out, b-but I'm still a bit cold...
[23:05] Beelzebub
    Yeah...
[23:13] Mullin
    Huh?
[23:16] Mullin
    There's nothing stuck in your hair.
[23:19] Beelzebub
    That's not what I want!
[23:20] Mullin
    Huh?
[23:21] Beelzebub
    I, uh...
[23:27] Beelzebub
    It's nothing!
[23:30] Mullin
    What?
SIGN    Gocchin in Merryland.
[23:36] R
    Please look forward to next time.

Season 1

11 - Gocchin in Merryland

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[00:03] Mullin
    Your Highness, we have a
    Mont Blanc for your dessert today.
[00:07] Beelzebub
    A Mont Blanc!
[00:09] Mullin
    You told me you liked chestnuts before, so...
[00:12] Mullin
    I hope you enjoy it.
[00:14] Beelzebub
    Thank you very much.
[00:16] Beelzebub
    I'll have some.
[00:23] Beelzebub
    It's really good, Mullin!
[00:34] Mullin
    Now she's doing all of her
    work without complaining.
[00:38] Mullin
    She's unstoppable after
    she's had chestnuts.
[00:43] Beelzebub
    I wish I could go pick all the walnuts
    back in the ancient times again...
[00:52] Beelzebub
    We're back! The first demon, Beelzebub!
SIGN    We're back!
    The first demon,
    Beelzebub!
[00:56] Beelzebub
    Drum, drum, drum! Yay!
[00:58] Beelzebub
    Drum, drum, drum! Yay!
SIGN    You made these madeleines, Belphegor?
[02:50] Belphegor
    Yes, I made a bunch of them,
    so have them, if you'd like.
[02:53] Belphegor
    I mean, I really made
    them just for you, but...
[02:59] Belphegor
    I have jam.
[03:00] Belphegor
    I have jam, too!
SIGN    Thank you. Can I eat them now?
[03:05] Belphegor
    Of course.
SIGN    Thanks.
[03:25] Belphegor
    Another dream...
SIGN    Gocchin in Merryland.
[03:34] Belphegor
    Actually, I had no trouble talking to him,
[03:36] ---
    so even I kind of realized it wasn't real!
[03:39] Belphegor
    It was just too good to be true!
[03:41] Caim
    Good morning, Belphegor-sama.
[03:45] Belphegor
    Good morning, Caim-san.
[03:47] Caim
    I have our itinerary for today.
[03:50] Caim
    After we do some desk work in your office,
[03:52] Caim
    we will head to Her Highness
    Beelzebub's office at 11.
[03:56] ---
    After lunch, we have a meeting for the
    European division starting at 1:30,
[04:01] ---
    and from 3:00 to 6:00,
    you have nothing scheduled.
[04:05] Beelzebub
    Understood.
[04:06] Beelzebub
    Thank you for everything, Caim-san.
[04:09] Caim
    No problem.
[04:12] Caim
    Your bed is quite in disarray.
[04:17] Caim
    Did you get upset after another
    dream about Azazel-sama?
[04:23] Belphegor
    I'm so sorry!
[04:24] Belphegor
    You didn't have to say that!
    That's so embarrassing!
[04:27] Caim
    That's why you need to just
    tell him you like him already!
[04:30] Caim
    This old man is worried
    that you'll never get married!
[04:36] Belphegor
    I think most older men wouldn't want
    to give a girl away to someone else...
[04:40] Caim
    I think you need to at
    least talk to Azazel-sama.
[04:45] Caim
    Otherwise, you're not even going
    to be able to get closer to him.
[04:48] Belphegor
    But I get so nervous, I have
    to go to the bathroom...
[04:53] Caim
    Then convey to him that it's difficult for
    you to talk due to your urges to urinate...
[04:58] Belphegor
    I would die from embarrassment
    if I told him that!
[05:05] Caim
    Well, I don't know what to do, then.
[05:07] Belphegor
    I, most of all, don't know what to do.
[05:16] Belphegor
    If it had taken me ten seconds longer to wake up,
[05:19] ---
    Azazel-sama would have eaten my madeleines.
[05:24] Belphegor
    I wanted to be with him a bit longer,
[05:26] ---
    even if it was just in my dreams.
[05:31] Mullin
    There will be quite a few
    angels attending our
[05:34] ---
    next regular summit with
    Heaven stationed in France,
[05:38] Mullin
    so I'd like to request a
    good deal of your help.
[05:42] Mullin
    I've put together some documents
    I'd like your opinion on.
[05:46] Mullin
    I'll go get them now.
[05:47] Belphegor
    Okay...
[05:52] Beelzebub
    Gocchin?
[05:54] Beelzebub
    Is something the matter?
[05:56] Beelzebub
    You seem kind of down today.
[05:58] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[06:00] Beelzebub
    No, I'm fine.
[06:03] Beelzebub
    But... I had a dream about Azazel-sama...
[06:08] Beelzebub
    Isn't that good?
[06:09] Beelzebub
    Why do you seem so disappointed?
[06:12] Belphegor
    Huh? Oh, yeah. That's a good point.
[06:15] Belphegor
    Better than not having any.
[06:17] Mullin
    Sorry for the wait.
[06:18] Mullin
    Please take a look.
[06:21] Belphegor
    Yeah, thanks.
[06:22] Belphegor
    Okay, Bell, see you later today.
[06:25] Beelzebub
    Sure.
[06:27] Beelzebub
    I mean, I should be glad that
    I had a dream about Azazel-sama.
[06:30] Beelzebub
    I'm silly for wanting more.
[06:33] Beelzebub
    Huh?
SIGN    Beelzebub, there's something
    I'd like to check with you.
[06:39] Belphegor
    Bathroom!
SIGN    Bathroom
[06:44] Belphegor
    I can talk to him when I'm dreaming,
[06:46] Belphegor
    so why do I have to go pee now?!
[06:48] Belphegor
    I'm so dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb!
[06:51] N
    Gocchin's nervous urges to pee
    have been acting up again as of late.
SIGN    Sorry, were you done with Belphegor?
[06:59] Beelzebub
    It's okay. She was about to leave.
SIGN    I see.
SIGN    I ended up scaring her again.
SIGN    I guess I have a pretty scary face...
[07:12] Mullin
    Bro...
[07:14] Beelzebub
    Hey, Azazel, do you have a
    lot of work this afternoon?
[07:19] Beelzebub
    I'm having tea at the botanical garden.
[07:21] Beelzebub
    Would you like to come along, as well?
[07:24] Beelzebub
    It'll just be Adrammelech, Belphegor, and us,
    in a rather laid-back atmosphere.
SIGN    Maybe next time... Today is a bit hectic.
[07:41] Beelzebub
    I see.
[07:43] Beelzebub
    Well, next time, then.
SIGN    Thanks.
[07:53] Azazel
    I'd feel bad if I frightened Belphegor
    the whole time during her fun teatime.
[08:20] Adrammelech
    So cute!
SIGN    So cute
[08:22] Adrammelech
    They're the teatime one-piece from Alice.
[08:26] Adrammelech
    Having the right atmosphere
    at these things is important.
[08:28] Adrammelech
    I'm so glad I made these.
[08:31] Mullin
    I'm not 100% sure about this,
[08:33] Mullin
    but wasn't the one-piece dress in Alice blue?
[08:36] Adrammelech
    I was inspired by the yellow that Tenniel
    first drew for Belphegor-chan's dress,
[08:41] Adrammelech
    and Her Highness' flower design
    from Rackham's book illustrations.
[08:46] Adrammelech
    But then Gertrude had to go
    and make her dress pure white,
[08:48] Adrammelech
    and McManus gave her a deep red
    dress and changed her hair.
[08:52] Adrammelech
    Only then, when we come to Robinson...
[09:10] Mullin
    U-Um...
[09:13] Mullin
    I-I'm not sure I should be here.
[09:16] Mullin
    I feel bad for interrupting your "girl time."
[09:18] Adrammelech
    It's not a problem for men to be here.
[09:21] Morrigan
    That's right.
[09:22] ---
    A teatime is where gentlemen and
    ladies commune in proper society.
[09:25] Caim
    That's correct.
[09:26] Mullin
    Oh, yeah,
[09:27] Mullin
    the two of you were with Her Highness
    and us the other day, weren't you?
[09:32] Mullin
    I didn't have time to wonder who
    they were at the time, though...
[09:37] Adrammelech
    This is Morrigan, the Succubus Section
    Chief for the Seduction Department.
[09:38] [SONG] Adrammelech
    Seduction Department,
    Succubus Section Chief
    Morrigan
[09:42] Morrigan
    Nice to meet you.
[09:43] Mullin
    The Succubus Section?!
[09:45] Mullin
    The Succubus Section appeals
    to humans with lust,
[09:50] ---
    and any male demon would
    love to be with them!
[09:53] Morrigan
    Nice to meet you, Mullin-kun.
[09:55] Mullin
    Y-Yeah!
[09:57] Caim
    I'm the assistant to Belphegor-sama.
[10:00] Caim
    My name's Caim.
[10:02] Mullin
    Nice to meet you.
[10:05] Mullin
    Wait a second...
[10:06] Mullin
    Well, maybe this makes sense.
[10:07] Mullin
    I assume you have assistants,
    too, Adrammelech-san?
[10:09] Adrammelech
    I have good-looking guys just for me.
[10:14] Mullin
    Good-looking guys just for you...
[10:17] Mullin
    And you, as well, Morrigan-san?
[10:19] Morrigan
    Yes, thirty-nine girls.
[10:22] Morrigan
    They're also idols here in the
    underworld entertainment sector.
[10:26] Mullin
    You mean SCB39?!
[10:30] Mullin
    You two are both amazing.
[10:34] Caim
    Your Highness, quite the fluffiness you have.
[10:36] Caim
    With Mullin.
[10:37] Beelzebub
    I know, right?
[10:38] Mullin
    Don't say that, Your Highness.
[10:45] Beelzebub
    This is good!
[10:47] Beelzebub
    Mullin, this is good!
[10:48] Beelzebub
    I'll give you half!
[10:49] Mullin
    O-Oh, thanks.
[10:57] Mullin
    You're right, it is!
[10:59] Caim
    Well, this is a surprise.
[11:03] Caim
    I wouldn't have expected Her Highness
    to speak with you so frankly.
[11:07] Mullin
    Huh?
[11:08] Caim
    I guess you could say Her Highness was kept
    a bit too protected when she was younger...
[11:11] Caim
    Well, she grew up in a
    rather unique environment.
[11:14] Morrigan
    She did?
[11:16] Adrammelech
    I guess that's why she sees things
    differently than most people would.
[11:21] Caim
    But this is quite a surprise.
[11:24] Caim
    For her to speak so directly
    with a young boy...
[11:28] Mullin
    Well, I am her assistant,
    so we do speak often.
[11:32] Caim
    A long time ago, she wasn't even
    permitted to converse with men.
[11:36] Mullin
    Really?
[11:37] Adrammelech
    I guess that's why she acts like
    a grade schooler in love, then.
[11:42] Mullin
    So you've known Her Highness since she was young?
[11:46] Caim
    Yes, because I've been serving
    Belphegor-sama ever since she was born,
[11:54] Caim
    and since Her Highness
    Beelzebub and Belphegor-sama
[11:57] ---
    have been friends since they were young,
[11:59] Caim
    I have observed the two
    of them the entire time.
[12:02] Mullin
    I see.
[12:03] Caim
    But now I'm even more worried
    about Belphegor-sama.
[12:08] Caim
    At this rate, Her Highness Beelzebub
    is going to leave her behind.
[12:13] N
    Her Highness also acts like an
    grade schooler in love,
[12:15] N
    so it'll probably be okay.
[12:26] Belphegor
    I've gotten all hot
    after all that talking.
[12:30] Belphegor
    I want something cold to drink.
[12:32] Belphegor
    Huh?
[12:34] Belphegor
    It's grape juice!
[12:37] Beelzebub
    Huh? Gocchin?
[12:42] Beelzebub
    Gocchin?
[12:46] Belphegor
    Oh, sorry.
[12:47] Belphegor
    I was a bit thirsty.
[12:51] Belphegor
    Oh, yeah, I found a book I wanted
    to look at with you the other day.
[12:55] Belphegor
    I was thinking of bringing
    it today, but I forgot it.
[12:59] Beelzebub
    What type of book was it?
[13:01] Belphegor
    A book on antique bears.
[13:03] Belphegor
    It has a bunch of stuffed bears
    from around the world in it.
[13:06] Beelzebub
    That sounds fluffy!
[13:08] Belphegor
    Maybe the next time
    we see each other again, then.
[13:12] Belphegor
    Actually, maybe I'll get it now.
[13:14] Belphegor
    Hold on a second.
[13:15] Beelzebub
    Gocchin?
[13:16] Caim
    Belphegor-sama, I'll go.
[13:19] Belphegor
    No, it's fine.
[13:21] Belphegor
    I don't have to go far.
[13:24] Mullin
    Uh, Adrammelech-san.
[13:26] Adrammelech
    What is it?
[13:27] Mullin
    I'd like to ask your advice on something.
[13:29] Adrammelech
    Hm?
[13:31] Mullin
    Is there some way we can dress Bro
    up so he doesn't scare Gocchin?
[13:35] Adrammelech
    Huh? Why?
[13:37] Mullin
    Gocchin's always scared of him,
[13:41] Mullin
    and he is really bothered by that.
[13:43] Mullin
    So if we change his appearance
    somehow and make him less scary,
[13:47] Mullin
    I was thinking that Gocchin wouldn't
    be so scared of him anymore.
[13:50] Morrigan
    My, my, my.
[13:52] Adrammelech
    Are you serious right now?
[13:55] Mullin
    Huh?
[13:58] Adrammelech
    You should get a clue before
    everyone stops liking you.
[14:01] Morrigan
    Want to receive a special
    lesson from my section?
[14:04] Mullin
    Wh-Why are we talking about
    people not liking me?!
[14:08] Mullin
    I'm just worried about Bro!
[14:10] Morrigan
    I'm glad you're worried about someone else,
[14:12] Morrigan
    but you should worry about yourself, too.
[14:14] Adrammelech
    Huh?
[14:16] Adrammelech
    Hey, did someone drink my wine?
[14:19] Morrigan
    Huh?
[14:20] Morrigan
    It wasn't me.
[14:21] Caim
    I haven't drank any, either.
[14:25] Adrammelech
    That's strange...
[14:28] Mullin
    Wait, this is a tea party,
[14:30] Mullin
    so why would you even have wine here?
[14:32] Adrammelech
    What's the problem?
[14:33] Adrammelech
    It's elegant.
[14:42] Belphegor
    Huh?
[14:43] Belphegor
    What's going on?
[14:45] Belphegor
    I'm getting kind of lightheaded.
[14:48] Belphegor
    I wonder if I'm catching a cold.
[14:50] Belphegor
    I'm all hot, too...
    It might be a fever.
[14:54] Belphegor
    I should take a shortcut.
[15:08] Azazel
    Huh? Belphegor...
[15:10] Azazel
    You should be at your tea party...
[15:12] Azazel
    Th-That's...!
[15:15] Azazel
    Tenniel's version of the Alice one-piece.
[15:17] N
    Not surprising the Bro would
    pick up on that immediately.
[15:21] Azazel
    That's pretty cute.
    The ends have pintucks in it.
[15:24] Azazel
    I wonder what material her
    pannier are made out of.
[15:28] Azazel
    Belphegor?!
SIGN    Are you okay!?
[15:36] Azazel
    Her face is red.
[15:37] Azazel
    I need to get her to the
    infirmary right away.
[15:38] Azazel
    Wait.
[15:39] Azazel
    It might be better not to move her.
[15:42] Belphegor
    Huh? What's wrong with me?
[15:46] Belphegor
    I feel light and really good.
[15:49] Belphegor
    Huh? Azazel-sama?
[15:52] Belphegor
    Why is Azazel-sama here?
[15:55] Belphegor
    Oh, I bet this is another dream.
[16:01] B
    Oh, I know! I should have Buer come here!
SIGN    Infirmary Head Doctor
    Buer
[16:04] B
    Hold on just a second, Belphegor!
[16:09] Belphegor
    You can't...
[16:11] Belphegor
    You can't go...
[16:13] Belphegor
    I get to have a dream of you
    and now you're trying to...
[16:17] Belphegor
    I don't know when I'll get
    to have another dream of you.
[16:21] Azazel
    She... smells like alcohol.
[16:24] Azazel
    Is she drunk?
[16:26] Belphegor
    You can't! Don't!
SIGN    Ahhh
SIGN    Do you feel okay?
[16:44] Belphegor
    I feel good!
SIGN    I think you should at least drink some water... I'll get some.
[16:49] Belphegor
    No!
[16:50] Belphegor
    Azazel-sama, do you hate me?!
[16:55] Azazel
    That's not the problem...
[16:56] Belphegor
    Stay with me longer!
SIGN    Squeeeze
[16:58] Belphegor
    Until I wake up!
[17:00] Azazel
    What's going on?
SIGN    Have you calmed down some?
[17:09] Belphegor
    I ish calms.
[17:11] Azazel
    "Calms"...
[17:14] Belphegor
    I'm happy...
[17:15] Belphegor
    I don't get nervous when I talk
    to Azazel-sama in my dreams.
[17:20] Belphegor
    Azazel-sama's so warm, even in my dreams.
SIGN    Belphegor...
SIGN    You're not scared of me right now?
[17:30] Belphegor
    Why would I?
SIGN    You always run away from me. Because I'm scary.
[17:35] Belphegor
    That's not true at all!
[17:37] Azazel
    But you definitely avoid me.
[17:41] Azazel
    Does your "that's not true at all"
    mean that you don't think I'm scary?
[17:47] Azazel
    That you're not scared at all?
[17:51] Azazel
    But every time I run into you...
SIGN    Belphegor, could I ask you something, then?
    Why do you always...
SIGN    Zzzz...
[18:07] Azazel
    She's asleep?!
[18:09] Azazel
    I wanted you to tell me why you
    run away before you fell asleep!
[18:18] Azazel
    It's my first time seeing
    her face so up-close.
[18:23] Azazel
    She's really petite,
    now that I see her like this.
[18:28] Azazel
    Beelzebub, too. I think
    you both should eat more.
SIGN    Should work out more.
[18:32] Azazel
    You look so fragile,
    like you're going to fall apart.
[18:34] N
    Bell eats a lot, and has
    the strength of a gorilla.
[18:38] Belphegor
    Azazel-sama...
[18:55] Azazel
    I see.
[18:57] Azazel
    So she wasn't scared, then.
[19:01] Azazel
    That makes me feel better.
[19:03] Azazel
    I think we like the same things, too.
[19:09] Azazel
    I hope we can become better friends.
[19:16] Adrammelech
    Oh?
[19:17] Morrigan
    Oh, my.
[19:21] Mullin
    Huh?
[19:40] Azazel
    Belphegor.
[19:42] Belphegor
    Azazel-sama!
[19:44] Belphegor
    Wh-What should I do?
[19:45] Belphegor
    I don't really remember,
[19:47] Belphegor
    but Bell and the others said
    I got drunk and Azazel-sama carried me back.
[19:50] Belphegor
    Also, I remember saying something
    really to rude him, too!
SIGN    Do you feel better now?
[19:57] Belphegor
    I need to use this chance to talk to him...
[20:01] Azazel
    Oh, yeah!
[20:03] Azazel
    Belphegor had passed out!
[20:05] Azazel
    But right now she's...
[20:07] Azazel
    Maybe I just assumed she wasn't
    scared of me when she really is.
[20:11] Azazel
    If I try to act like we're closer,
[20:12] ---
    she might even become more scared of me.
[20:16] Belphegor
    U-Um...
[20:17] Azazel
    Gotta play it cool.
[20:19] Belphegor
    Huh?
[20:22] Belphegor
    He... avoided me?
[20:28] Belphegor
    Bell!
[20:29] Beelzebub
    There, there.
[20:31] Beelzebub
    There, there.
[20:31] N
    One step forward, two steps back.
[22:08] All
    We're back! The first demon, Beelzebub!
SIGN    We're back!
    The first demon,
    Beelzebub!
[22:14] E
    Fruuuuuu!
[22:19] Beelzebub
    I've gotten bored with nuts and shells.
SIGN    Earthenware
SIGN    Earthenware Earthenware
SIGN    Knead
SIGN    Knead Knead
SIGN    Earthenware
[22:22] Beelzebub
    I want to eat some meat.
SIGN    Earthenware Earthenware
SIGN    Knead
SIGN    Knead Knead
[22:26] R
    Azazel got us a mammoth!
[22:30] A
    Azazel-sama, you're so cool!
[22:31] B
    Did you get that by yourself?
[22:32] C
    So cool!
[22:33] B
    Marry me!
SIGN    Shriek!
[22:36] N
    The world ran on muscles back then.
[22:39] Beelzebub
    Azazel, I'd like to trade
    your meat for some nuts.
SIGN    Sure!
SIGN    How many slices do you need?
SIGN    How many slices do you need?
    I was thinking of cooking some later.
    Would you like to eat together?
SIGN    We can cook some chestnuts and eat them with the steak.
[22:53] Beelzebub
    That sounds good.
[22:55] N
    They could make a "stone midden"
    instead of a shell midden!
[23:02] Beelzebub
    I feel bad for Gocchin
    since Azazel is so popular!
[23:06] Beelzebub
    Mullin, what should we—
[23:09] Mullin
    Bro, you're so cool!
[23:11] Mullin
    I wanna get a mammoth, too!
[23:13] Beelzebub
    Mullin!
[23:13] Mullin
    Bro! Bro! Mammoth! Mammoth!
[23:18] Mullin
    Wow, you finished a lot
    earlier than scheduled.
[23:21] Mullin
    You really can focus!
[23:24] Beelzebub
    Mullin.
[23:25] Mullin
    Yes?
SIGN    Tear...
[23:27] Beelzebub
    I don't like it when you care
    more about mammoths than me.
[23:32] Mullin
    What?!
SIGN    Her Highness Knows Not Her Assistant's Heart.
SIGN    The Name of That Feeling Is...
[23:36] Mullin/Beelzebub
    Look forward to next time.

Season 1

12 - Her Assistant Knows Not Her Highness's Heart. / The Name of That Feeling Is...

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[00:17] Beelzebub
    Fluffy...
[00:22] Beelzebub
    Fluffy and warm...
[00:30] R
    Fluffy...
[02:24] Beelzebub
    Shower...
[02:31] Beelzebub
    Shower...
[02:33] Beelzebub
    Shower...
[02:39] Beelzebub
    Hmm?
[02:44] Beelzebub
    Huh?
SIGN    Her Assistant Knows Not Her Highness's Heart.
[03:10] Mullin
    What's wrong, Your Highness?
[03:14] Beelzebub
    Nothing...
[03:16] Mullin
    But you look like something's bothering you.
[03:19] Beelzebub
    I can't tell him.
[03:21] Beelzebub
    I can't tell him that the sweater
    he got me ended up like that...
[03:25] Beelzebub
    I was trying not to let it get ruined.
[03:29] Mullin
    Did I do something?
[03:34] Mullin
    It seems like she doesn't
    even want to look at me...
[03:42] Mullin
    I wonder if I did something again...
[03:44] Molech
    Hey! Hey! Hey!
[03:45] Dantalion
    I think you're just being too self-conscious.
[03:51] Mullin
    But she sighed after looking at me!
[03:54] Molech
    You're being pretty mean again, today!
[03:57] Dantalion
    And you're being annoying again.
[03:59] N
    He's a bit upset because
    his new book didn't arrive.
[04:05] Beelzebub
    I need to do something about this...
[04:08] Mullin
    U-Um, Your Highness...
[04:13] Beelzebub
    Half of it is still the
    original sweater, so...
[04:16] Beelzebub
    I might be able to secretly fix it, if I try.
[04:19] Beelzebub
    I don't really know how to knit,
[04:22] Beelzebub
    but if I just put the threads together,
    I might be able to figure it out.
[04:26] Beelzebub
    I might be able to fix this.
[04:28] Mullin
    U-Um, Your Highness.
[04:38] Beelzebub
    I can't fix this!
[04:40] N
    A pile of yarn.
[04:43] Beelzebub
    Adrammelech...
[04:45] Adrammelech
    Oh, my. What's wrong, Your Highness?
[04:49] Beelzebub
    I'm sorry for disturbing you
    at this hour, but my sweater...
[04:53] Beelzebub
    My sweater...
[04:54] Adrammelech
    Your sweater?
[04:57] Beelzebub
    My sweater...
[04:58] N
    At least it was.
[05:00] Adrammelech
    Well, this is quite the mess.
[05:02] Beelzebub
    Can it be fixed?!
[05:04] Adrammelech
    Let's see...
[05:06] Adrammelech
    This is 100% Alpaca fur. Nice and silky.
[05:10] Adrammelech
    Though this is one of the more reasonable
    items in Her Highness' possession.
[05:16] Beelzebub
    Well, someone picked it out for me after
    thinking about how it'd feel on the skin.
[05:20] Adrammelech
    You didn't pick it out yourself?
[05:22] Beelzebub
    Mullin gave it to me.
[05:24] Adrammelech
    Oh, my. That means he spent quite
    a bit of money on it, then.
[05:27] Adrammelech
    Good for him.
[05:29] Adrammelech
    What was the occasion for the gift?
[05:31] Beelzebub
    He didn't want me to sleep naked?
[05:34] Adrammelech
    What do you mean?
[05:36] N
    Watch episode one for more details.
[05:37] Adrammelech
    Well, it's okay.
    You're in luck, Your Highness.
[05:40] Adrammelech
    These threads are all linked together,
[05:43] ---
    so I think I can fix it up pretty well.
[05:44] Beelzebub
    R-Really?!
[05:46] Adrammelech
    If I try to put the knitting on
    this sweater through a machine,
[05:46] Beelzebub
    I don't really understand,
    but you can fix it, right?!
[05:48] ---
    it'll end up cutting the yarn short,
    so it might be difficult to fix, but...
[05:52] Adrammelech
    Yes.
[05:53] Beelzebub
    I'm glad...
[05:56] Adrammelech
    Quite an important sweater, huh?
[05:59] Adrammelech
    Don't worry about it.
[06:01] Adrammelech
    I'll deliver it to you by tomorrow morning.
[06:03] Adrammelech
    Tell me what the design was for the sweater.
[06:05] Beelzebub
    Thank—
[06:06] Beelzebub
    Wait, I'll come and get it myself.
[06:08] Adrammelech
    It's fine, Your Highness.
[06:10] Beelzebub
    I want to keep this a secret from Mullin.
[06:13] Beelzebub
    Mullin gave it to me,
[06:15] ---
    and I feel so bad it ended up like this.
[06:20] Adrammelech
    I understand. I'll fix it right up.
[06:22] Adrammelech
    So don't worry, and get to sleep.
[06:24] Adrammelech
    Make sure you wear something, naked lady.
[06:27] Beelzebub
    Okay.
[06:29] Beelzebub
    Thank you, again.
[06:31] Adrammelech
    Good night.
[06:37] Adrammelech
    Now, then...
[06:39] Adrammelech
    Where were my knitting needles...
[06:43] Adrammelech
    She was so worried...
[06:47] Adrammelech
    She wants to get it fixed
    so she can still wear it...
[06:50] Adrammelech
    I think if I told Mullin,
    he'd actually be happy to hear it.
[07:05] Mullin
    I thought all night,
[07:06] ---
    but I couldn't figure out why
    Her Highness was so down.
[07:10] Mullin
    I should trying asking her one more time.
[07:13] Mullin
    Oh, Your Highness.
[07:15] Mullin
    Good morning.
[07:16] Mullin
    Did I do something yesterday—
[07:19] Beelzebub
    Mullin.
[07:22] Beelzebub
    Let's work hard, like always.
[07:30] Mullin
    Maybe I really am self-conscious?
[07:45] Adrammelech
    It was so warm, I was
    tired that entire meeting.
[07:51] Beelzebub
    Well, it is spring.
[07:52] Mullin
    Yeah, it's the season where you have
    to fend of being sleepy all the time.
[07:56] Astaroth
    Yeah, it really is the season... for pollen.
[07:59] Astaroth
    Don't you feel bad for me?
[08:01] Astaroth
    Bell, make me feel better.
[08:03] Molech
    If you want to combat the pollen,
[08:05] ---
    then this mask that Dantalion
    gave me is the best you can do!
[08:10] Molech
    This pollen is terrible!
[08:13] Dantalion
    I feel bad for him.
[08:16] Mullin
    I want to ask who he is,
    but it's easy to guess.
[08:20] Adrammelech
    Did the Accounting Department already have
    their flower-viewing party for the year?
[08:23] Astaroth
    Yeah, we did, the other day.
[08:25] Mullin
    Oh, that's pretty nice.
[08:27] Mullin
    That makes sense. Everyone goes
    with their respective departments.
[08:30] Adrammelech
    Not everyone goes, though.
[08:33] Adrammelech
    Astaroth-sama, you didn't use the opportunity
    to sexually harass anyone, did you?
[08:38] Astaroth
    I didn't.
[08:39] Astaroth
    Actually, I was cut off
    alone from everyone else,
[08:41] ---
    for some reason I don't understand.
[08:44] (Flashback) Astaroth
    Sacchan! Hey, Sacchan!
[08:46] (Flashback) Astaroth
    Hey! Is there even a
    reason for me to be here?
[08:49] (Flashback) Sargatanas
    Just being careful.
[08:50] Mullin
    She doesn't trust him at all...
[08:52] N
    Preventing something before it happens.
[08:56] Astaroth
    You should have let me join you.
[08:58] Astaroth
    You went with the Succubus
    Division this year, too, right?
[09:01] Adrammelech
    Yes.
[09:01] Mullin
    What?!
[09:02] Mullin
    Wow.
[09:03] Mullin
    I bet that was fun.
SIGN    The Succubus Division &
    Apparel and Design
    Department in his mind
[09:09] Adrammelech
    Sorry, it wasn't like that.
[09:10] Adrammelech
    We had a fried chicken eating contest.
[09:13] Mullin
    Carnivorously aggressive women!
[09:15] Adrammelech
    First place this year was a set of
    high-end lingerie that cost 100,000 yen.
[09:20] Adrammelech
    They were all in a frenzy.
[09:22] Astaroth
    A hundred thousand yen?!
[09:23] Astaroth
    You mean to wear for work,
    when they need to get things done?
[09:26] Astaroth
    I love that idea.
[09:28] Adrammelech
    For at-home use, of course.
[09:29] Adrammelech
    They use a lot more innocent and
    cheap lingerie for their work.
[09:34] N
    Shameless.
[09:35] Mullin
    You and Morrigan seem to be quite close.
[09:39] Mullin
    Not really surprising, though.
[09:40] Adrammelech
    Well, at first, we were
    just work acquaintances.
[09:41] [SONG] Adrammelech
    Seduction Department,
    Succubus Section Chief
    Morrigan
[09:45] Adrammelech
    You know the part you hold on a drumstick?
[09:47] [SONG] Mullin
    This is called
    the drumstick
SIGN    This thing
[09:47] Mullin
    Y-Yeah?
[09:49] Adrammelech
    Well, there was this
    flower-viewing party years ago...
[09:54] Adrammelech
    Morrigan was using them as maracas,
    and was dancing around with them.
[09:58] (Flashback) R
    You go, Morrigan-sama!
[10:00] (Flashback) R2
    You're so cool, chief!
[10:03] Adrammelech
    That's when I thought I could become
    good friends with this girl.
[10:07] Adrammelech
    So I decided to talk to her.
[10:09] Adrammelech
    And she didn't even have
    a drop of alcohol in her.
[10:13] Adrammelech
    Pretty amazing, huh?
[10:14] (Flashback) Morrigan
    Mambo!
[10:15] Mullin
    I wish you hadn't told me that story!
SIGN    After the chief was done dancing, she gobbled up her maracas
[10:20] Beelzebub
    Flower-viewing sounds fun.
[10:23] Dantalion
    Your office doesn't have
    that yearly ritual, huh?
[10:27] Beelzebub
    I'm worried that anyone under me wouldn't be
    able to relax around me at an event like that.
[10:31] Mullin
    That's not true at all!
[10:34] Mullin
    I never knew, though.
[10:36] Dantalion
    I won't tell you to do it,
[10:38] ---
    but it's a convenient way to break the ice.
[10:42] Beelzebub
    Also, I've never gone flower-viewing before,
[10:46] Beelzebub
    so I'm not sure what to do.
[10:48] Astaroth
    What, Bell?! You've never gone before?!
[10:51] Beelzebub
    When I was younger
[10:52] Beelzebub
    I would have tea and look at the seasonal flowers in the mansion garden, but...
[10:57] Mullin
    I guess you could call that flower-viewing,
[10:59] ---
    but it's not quite right.
[11:00] N
    Very elegant.
[11:02] Mullin
    Well, Your Highness, would you like
    to try having a flower-viewing party?
[11:05] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[11:06] Mullin
    We could invite people from
    other departments, too.
[11:08] Mullin
    I'm sure it'd be hard for everyone
    to make plans out of the blue,
[11:10] Mullin
    so we could even do it during lunchtime
    and eat together, or something.
[11:14] Astaroth
    That sounds good.
[11:15] Astaroth
    The Underworld Central Park
    is pretty close, too.
[11:18] Adrammelech
    I want to go, too.
[11:19] Dantalion
    Count me in.
[11:21] Molech
    Me, too, then!
[11:22] Sargatanas
    I'm not sure what my boss will do,
[11:25] Sargatanas
    so I'll be going.
[11:27] Beelzebub
    Are you sure?
[11:28] Mullin
    Yes.
[11:31] Beelzebub
    Thank you very much!
[11:33] All
    She's so cute!
[11:36] N
    A smile you want to protect.
[11:39] Mullin
    We'll need to prepare lunch.
[11:41] Mullin
    There will be seven here...
[11:43] Mullin
    I can ask Bro and Gocchin, too.
    That makes nine.
[11:47] Mullin
    Oh.
[11:48] Mullin
    I'm sure you'll be going, too,
    Eurynome-san, so that makes ten.
[11:51] Eurynome
    You did well to realize.
[11:53] N
    There will be glasses where
    ever there is Dantalion-love.
[11:56] Adrammelech
    We could just do a potluck.
[11:58] Adrammelech
    Everyone has to bring one item.
[12:00] Adrammelech
    You can make something, buy something,
    or just bring something you like.
[12:03] Adrammelech
    You could bring KFC,
[12:05] ---
    a fancy side-dish from a store, or even
    rice balls from the convenience store.
[12:08] Mullin
    That's a great idea!
[12:09] Astaroth
    I love super-casual gatherings like that.
[12:14] Beelzebub
    I've never had KFC before!
[12:17] Molech
    Seriously?!
[12:18] Molech
    KFC is really good! KFC!
[12:21] Dantalion
    Shut up.
[12:23] Mullin
    Okay, well let's all meet there at lunch.
[12:26] All
    Right!
[12:29] N
    And then lunch came upon the
    Underworld Central Park.
[12:36] Beelzebub
    It's beautiful here.
[12:37] Gocchin
    Blossoms are in full bloom.
[12:39] Adrammelech
    Your Highness, over here!
[12:42] Adrammelech
    Okay, come over!
[12:45] Adrammelech
    Everyone put out what you brought!
[12:47] All
    Okay!
[12:50] N
    And a good 90% was KFC.
[12:53] Sargatanas
    What... is the meaning of this?
[12:56] Caim
    You can't mean everyone brought chicken...
[12:59] Astaroth
    I thought Her Highness would be happy...
[13:01] Astaroth
    I got a bucket...
[13:04] Dantalion
    This isn't a flower-viewing
    party... It's a KFC party.
[13:07] Mullin
    I think even Her Highness isn't
    going to want this much...
[13:14] Beelzebub
    This is good!
[13:15] Beelzebub
    What is this?!
[13:16] Gocchin
    It is, isn't it?
[13:17] Gocchin
    I love it, too!
[13:19] All
    Well, at least she's happy.
[13:25] Beelzebub
    KFC is really good!
[13:28] Gocchin
    Yeah!
[13:30] Mullin
    I remember in middle school, there was a
    girl who went to put on some lip gloss,
[13:33] Mullin
    and I asked her if she went to get
    some chicken, and she got mad at me...
[13:41] Mullin
    The cookies you made are great, Bro!
SIGN    Thank you. There's more.
SIGN    Munch
[13:45] Mullin
    Oh, yeah.
[13:47] Mullin
    Gocchin-san likes cookies, doesn't she?
[13:50] Mullin
    I guess she's scared,
    and can't ask him for any.
[13:54] Mullin
    Gocchin-san, Bro's cookies are pretty good.
[13:57] Gocchin
    Th-Thank y-you!
[14:01] Caim
    Good for you, Belphegor-sama.
[14:04] Gocchin
    Yeah...
[14:06] Gocchin
    Azazel-sama's handmade cookies...
[14:11] Beelzebub
    They're great, aren't they?
[14:14] Beelzebub
    Gocchin!
[14:14] Caim
    Belphegor-sama!
[14:16] N
    Too much joy.
[14:19] Adrammelech
    Oh, Nisroch!
SIGN    Former Principality, Demon
    Nisroch
SIGN    Former Guard of Eden's
    "Forbidden Fruit"
[14:21] Adrammelech
    Thanks for coming.
[14:23] Adrammelech
    I thought we needed a bit
    more than just fried chicken.
[14:26] Adrammelech
    Hopefully you can do something quick.
[14:29] Nisroch
    If it's for the Miss...
[14:33] N
    And, of course, his clothes will fly off.
[14:38] Mullin
    Wh-What's his deal?!
[14:41] Astaroth
    Showy, as always.
[14:43] Nisroch
    Th-Thanks.
[14:44] Mullin
    So this is normal?!
[14:51] Beelzebub
    It was nice she got the cookie.
[14:55] Mullin
    So where's Dantalion-san and the others?
[14:59] Mullin
    He's reading...
[15:01] Mullin
    He's jumping around in the gas mask...
[15:01] Molech
    Watching all the flower!
[15:03] Mullin
    And she's lying in the grass.
[15:06] Mullin
    It must be some kind of cult.
[15:08] N
    Idolatry.
[15:11] Mullin
    It's kind of creepy that*
    Eurynome-san is being all quiet.
[15:14] Eurynome
    "Dantalion-love in the cherry blossoms!
[15:17] Eurynome
    It's like an angel in a dream
    that's all this stuff!"
[15:20] Mullin
    I thought that's how she'd be, but...
[15:23] Eurynome
    They say that you get bored of a
    beautiful girl or guy right away,
[15:30] Eurynome
    but things that are truly
    beautiful, you can watch forever.
[15:35] Eurynome
    Those that get bored aren't
    really seeing true beauty.
[15:39] Eurynome
    I pity them.
[15:40] Mullin
    Y-You think so?
[15:41] N
    Enlightenment-nome-san.
[15:45] Mullin
    Eurynome-san is pretty amazing.
[15:48] Mullin
    It's nice that she's unique,
[15:50] ---
    but I'm not sure I'd want
    to be unique in that way.
[15:56] Beelzebub
    It's really pretty.
[15:59] Mullin
    Y-Yeah.
[16:01] Beelzebub
    I know, right?!
[16:02] Mullin
    Man, I could watch her forever.
[16:05] Mullin
    I'm going to end up just like Eurynome-san.
[16:08] Adrammelech
    She's so innocent.
[16:11] Morrigan
    I was like that once.
[16:18] Beelzebub
    It looks like you can catch the
    petals, but you can't, huh?
[16:22] Adrammelech
    They say you'll end up happy if you can
    catch a petal before it hits the ground.
[16:27] Astaroth
    Making a wish, huh?
[16:29] Adrammelech
    Something like that.
[16:31] Astaroth
    Why don't you give it a try, Sacchan?
[16:33] Sargatanas
    Huh? Why me?
[16:35] Astaroth
    Well, you're always looking after me,
[16:39] Astaroth
    so I'm sure any happiness is
    leaving you behind, by now.
[16:41] Astaroth
    So, at the very least, you could try making
    a wish on a cherry blossom.
[16:44] Sargatanas
    Uh...
[16:46] Sargatanas
    That's not really something
    I think or feel, but...
[16:50] Sargatanas
    It's not like I don't like
    taking care of him...
[16:54] Sargatanas
    What?!
[16:54] Sargatanas
    What was I thinking just now?!
[16:56] Sargatanas
    I don't hate it?
[16:57] Sargatanas
    Of course I do!
[16:59] Sargatanas
    I end up getting my work interrupted.
[17:01] Sargatanas
    He ends up wasting so much of my time!
[17:03] Sargatanas
    Why do I not hate it?
[17:09] Astaroth
    Sacchan, what's wrong?
[17:11] Sargatanas
    Nothing!
[17:15] Beelzebub
    All right...
[17:16] Beelzebub
    I'm going to get that one!
[17:19] Beelzebub
    Wait!
[17:22] Mullin
    Your Highness?!
[17:23] N
    Dumb and cute.
[17:33] Beelzebub
    I can't get any of these...
[17:35] Mullin
    This is rather difficult...
[17:42] Mullin
    A warm spring wind that engulfs the body.
[17:48] Mullin
    It's pretty out here,
[17:50] Mullin
    but kind of lonely, sad...
[17:54] Mullin
    Ephemeral...
[17:56] Mullin
    Oh, I got lucky!
[17:57] Mullin
    I got one!
[17:58] Mullin
    Your Highness, did you see?!
[18:02] Mullin
    Your Highness?
[18:06] Mullin
    It feels like this moment could
    be taken away at any time.
[18:11] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[18:13] Beelzebub
    What is it?
[18:15] Mullin
    You scared me!
[18:18] Beelzebub
    Why?
[18:21] Mullin
    Uh, well...
[18:24] Mullin
    I thought you went missing...
[18:29] Beelzebub
    I-I see...
[18:32] Both
    Why am I so embarrassed?
[18:34] N
    They're both oblivious.
[18:38] Mullin
    Hey! You're hiding again.
[18:40] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[18:41] Beelzebub
    B-But...
[18:42] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[18:43] Beelzebub
    Hey, stop chasing me!
[18:46] Mullin
    Wait!
[18:47] Adrammelech
    How are those creatures so adorable?
[18:50] Astaroth
    They're giving me a headache.
[19:04] Mullin
    It's already spring...
[19:08] Mullin
    Today's just like every other day so far.
[19:10] Mullin
    But...
[19:11] Mullin
    beginnings are always different.
SIGN    Are you okay?
[19:22] Mullin
    Even if you think things are the same,
[19:24] Mullin
    maybe, somewhere, they're a little different.
[19:43] Beelzebub
    This is really fun.
[19:45] Beelzebub
    I couldn't catch a petal, though.
[19:50] Mullin
    Oh, I know, Your Highness.
[19:52] Mullin
    Give me your hand.
[19:53] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[19:55] Mullin
    I'll give this to you.
[19:59] Mullin
    I caught it a little bit ago.
[20:01] Beelzebub
    Th-This is yours?
[20:03] Mullin
    Oh, I guess you have to catch one
    yourself for it to mean something.
[20:11] Beelzebub
    Thank you.
[20:18] Beelzebub
    Sitting outside, eating, while looking at the
    cherry blossoms and talking with everyone...
[20:22] Beelzebub
    I never knew it could be so much fun.
[20:27] Beelzebub
    Flower-viewing is wonderful.
[20:30] Beelzebub
    Makes you not want to go back to work.
[20:33] Mullin
    You have to go back!
[20:35] Beelzebub
    I know that.
[20:37] Adrammelech
    We have to get back soon!
[20:40] Astaroth
    Lunch'll be over soon!
[20:42] Mullin
    Okay!
[20:47] Mullin
    We should go flower-viewing with
    everyone from the office, too.
[20:51] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[20:53] Mullin
    Let's come again before
    all the blossoms fall.
[20:59] Beelzebub
    Yeah.
[21:05] N
    I'm sure she still can't put words to
    the emotions she's feeling right now.
[21:12] Beelzebub
    Mullin!
[21:14] Mullin
    Sorry, I'll help!
[21:16] N
    But maybe someday, she will.
[21:24] N
    This is the story of how she
    comes to name those feelings.
SIGN    The Name of That Feeling Is...
SIGN    A few days later...
[23:14] Beelzebub
    Hold on!
[23:15] Mullin
    There we go.
[23:18] Mullin
    There.
[23:21] G
    What, exactly, are we watching here?
[23:27] Beelzebub
    I can't catch any!
[23:28] Mullin
    Your Highness, more are falling!
[23:32] O
    Well, it's heart-warming, so it's fine.
[23:34] B
    And we get to drink for free.
[23:36] K
    Yep.