# Season 1
# 1 - A True Hotel Is Always Storied
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM3G58/apocalypse-hotel)
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**[00:01] AD NARRATOR**
Welcome to Ginza, a town where
tradition meets the bleeding edge.
**[00:06] AD NARRATOR**
Whether you're here for business, tourism,
or a celebration with your loved ones,
**[00:10] AD NARRATOR**
we're pleased to provide
the best in world-class comfort
**[00:15] AD NARRATOR**
here at the Gingarou Hotel.
**[00:19] AD NARRATOR**
At our core lies a desire
to offer you, our beloved guests,
**[00:23] AD NARRATOR**
our heartfelt hospitality and our
brightest smiles, every single day.
**[00:26] AD NARRATOR**
Our commitment to innovation made us one
of the earliest adopters of hotelier robots,
**[00:32] AD NARRATOR**
which will be there to serve you with
discretion and flawless attention to detail.
**[00:36] AD NARRATOR**
And we hope our promise of maintaining
a clean and chic ambiance around the clock
**[00:41] AD NARRATOR**
will make your stay with us
a calming and pleasant experience.
**[00:46] TALKINGHEAD**
* While it's difficult to determine whether*
* the phenomenon identified in Mexico is a virus,*
**[00:51] TALKINGHEAD**
* we cannot dismiss the possibility*
* of it spreading globally.*
**[00:54] ANCHOR 1**
* Due to the way the mutagen works,*
* vascular plants—pteridophytes in particular—*
***SIGN*** Wed.
***SIGN*** Series of Mysterious Ape Deaths in South America
**[00:58] ANCHOR 1**
* are polluting the air*
* at increasingly alarming levels.*
**[01:01] AD NARRATOR**
We have a wide variety of rooms
tailored to your every need.
**[01:05] AD NARRATOR**
The rooftop garden serves not only
as the perfect spot for rest and relaxation
**[01:10] AD NARRATOR**
but also as a bookable venue
included in wedding and party packages.
***SIGN*** Consumption Tax Hits 50%
***SIGN*** Sudden Primate Deaths Linked to Pteridophytes?
***SIGN*** Astrology Council Chief Yarisawa Press Conference
***SIGN*** Lem Receives Fiasco Science Award
***SIGN*** Paper Zoo Finally Opens
**[01:14] ANCHOR 2**
* Due to the increase of*
* infortunium pollution globally—*
**[01:17] AD NARRATOR**
Make an unforgettable memory
with your loved ones...
**[01:20] ANCHOR 2**
*Extinction is a very real—*
**[01:21] AD NARRATOR**
...right here in this exclusive location.
**[01:23] ANCHOR 2**
*It appears to also be dangerous to humans.*
**[01:25] ANCHOR 3**
* Please ensure that all buildings*
* and indoor spaces are sealed airtight,*
**[01:29] ANCHOR 3**
* and always wear a protective mask*
* when stepping outdoors.*
**[01:33] AD NARRATOR**
We're certain that both domestic
and international guests...
**[01:36] ANCHOR 1**
* Construction on the undersea and space*
* shelters are proceeding at a rapid pace.*
**[01:40] AD NARRATOR**
...will enjoy our best-in-class selection
of activity and lounge spaces.
**[01:46] ANCHOR 2**
* Earlier today, the first wave*
* of Earth escapees arrived*
***SIGN*** Breaking
Earth Escape Scheme
Arrival at Space Shelter
***SIGN*** The first step toward life in outer space. What lies in humanity's future?
**[01:49] ANCHOR 2**
*at the space shelter station.*
**[01:51] ANCHOR 2**
*Construction of interstellar arks is on track.*
**[01:54] ANCHOR 3**
* The applicants accepted for the 18th wave*
* of Earth escapees have been announced.*
***SIGN*** Breaking
***SIGN*** 18th Wave of the Earth Escape Scheme Announced Today
**[01:58] ANCHOR 3**
* Many successful applicants*
* were attacked following the news.*
**[02:02] ANCHOR 1**
* The WHO has announced that infortunium*
* pollution has reached 0.9 percent.*
**[02:08] ANCHOR 1**
* It is essentially considered impossible*
* to directly breathe the air on Earth anymore.*
**[02:13] OFFICIAL**
*No! Get the medic!*
**[02:23] AD NARRATOR**
*Driven by tradition and innovation,*
**[02:28] AD NARRATOR**
*the Gingarou Hotel...*
**[02:35] AD NARRATOR**
* is ready to welcome you*
* with unrivaled service.*
**[04:43] YACHIYO**
Here you go.
**[04:56] YACHIYO**
Doorman Robot.
**[04:58] YACHIYO**
Are you all right now?
**[05:05] DOORMAN**
I did it again, huh?
**[05:08] YACHIYO**
We really should find you some coolant soon.
**[05:12] DOORMAN**
Sorry to make you use our water reserves.
**[05:15] YACHIYO**
I don't mind going to collect more.
**[05:17] YACHIYO**
However, I must ask you to limit
how much you open and close our doors.
**[05:21] DOORMAN**
Easy for you to say, missy,
but opening doors is my very purpose.
**[05:26] DOORMAN**
Every single time, before I even realize,
**[05:29] DOORMAN**
I've opened them already.
**[05:31] YACHIYO**
But what's the point if you're
overheated when a guest arrives?
**[05:36] DOORMAN**
Missy, I simply cannot stand the thought
of a door remaining unopened all day long.
**[05:41] YACHIYO**
You certainly are stubborn, Doorman Robot.
**[05:44] DOORMAN**
Don't bother trying to talk this
old-timer down. You'll be late for work.
**[05:47] DOORMAN**
Hurry up and go inside.
**[05:49] YACHIYO**
Don't!
**[05:50] YACHIYO**
I'm not a guest.
I can open the doors myself.
**[05:53] YACHIYO**
And I've said that 4,682 times now.
**[06:19] YACHIYO**
Good morning, team.
**[06:22] YACHIYO**
Today is April the 12th, 2157.
**[06:25] YACHIYO**
As your acting acting manager,
I hereby begin our daily morning stand-up,
**[06:29] YACHIYO**
starting with the roll call.
**[06:32] YACHIYO**
Flycatcher Robot.
**[06:34] YACHIYO**
Cleaner Robot A, Cleaner Robot B.
**[06:36] YACHIYO**
Doorman Robot.
**[06:38] YACHIYO**
Cook Robot.
**[06:39] YACHIYO**
Bartender Robot.
**[06:41] YACHIYO**
Gardener Robot.
**[06:44] YACHIYO**
Porter Robot.
**[06:47] YACHIYO**
Maintenance Robot.
**[06:50] YACHIYO**
Driller Robot.
**[06:54] YACHIYO**
Driller Robot?
**[06:56] YACHIYO**
No response to roll call.
Late by 7 minutes and 28 seconds, unexcused.
**[07:00] YACHIYO**
GPS location indicates it is
at the planned hot spring site.
**[07:03] YACHIYO**
Has it not returned since yesterday?
**[07:07] YACHIYO**
Proceeding with daily updates.
**[07:09] YACHIYO**
Current guests: zero.
**[07:12] YACHIYO**
Check-ins scheduled today: zero.
**[07:15] YACHIYO**
Yesterday's website view count: zero.
**[07:18] YACHIYO**
We have failed to hit the daily goal.
**[07:19] YACHIYO**
Our goal for this month
is a total of 1,440 stays.
**[07:22] YACHIYO**
We are presently 1,440 short.
**[07:24] YACHIYO**
Team leads, you have the floor.
**[07:31] YACHIYO**
Understood.
**[07:32] YACHIYO**
Maintenance Robot, conduct both a tap
and infrared inspection on the western face.
**[07:38] YACHIYO**
Cook Robot, venison might
be better in that case.
**[07:42] YACHIYO**
Gardener Robot, we'll have to
pull them out, unfortunately.
**[07:47] YACHIYO**
Flycatcher Robot,
that might be a new breed of fly.
**[07:50] YACHIYO**
Take a biological sample.
**[07:52] YACHIYO**
Anything else?
**[07:55] YACHIYO**
Proceeding to recite
the Ten Commandments of Gingarou.
**[07:58] YACHIYO**
First: Aim to be the number one
hotel in the galaxy.
**[08:02] YACHIYO**
Second: Food and etiquette
are mainstays of culture.
**[08:06] YACHIYO**
Third: Bookmark today's page
in our guests' lives.
**[08:11] YACHIYO**
Fourth: A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
**[08:15] YACHIYO**
Fifth: Our only vice is service.
**[08:15] DOORMAN**
Fifth: Our only vice is service.
**[08:20] YACHIYO**
Sixth: Tradition evolves with
innovation and experimentation.
**[08:24] YACHIYO**
Seventh: Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
**[08:29] YACHIYO**
Eighth: Provide unlimited
hospitality in limited time.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
5. Our only vice is service.
6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
10. A true hotel is always storied.
President, Gingarou Hotel
**[08:34] YACHIYO**
Ninth: Bow down deep but always aim high.
**[08:39] YACHIYO**
Tenth: A true hotel is always storied.
***SIGN*** ...is always storied.
**[08:44] YACHIYO**
We aim to offer our beloved guests
our heartfelt hospitality
**[08:47] YACHIYO**
and our brightest smiles, every single day.
***SIGN*** New Reservations: 0
Check-Ins: 0
**[09:38] YACHIYO**
Stains, none.
**[09:39] YACHIYO**
Droplets, none.
**[09:40] YACHIYO**
Mold, none.
**[09:41] YACHIYO**
Amenities, good.
**[09:42] YACHIYO**
Shampoo hat, good.
**[09:45] YACHIYO**
Guest room inspections
completed on schedule again.
**[09:49] YACHIYO**
Scheduled check-ins
remain unchanged at zero.
**[09:54] YACHIYO**
I have a feeling we'll get
a walk-in guest today.
**[10:28] YACHIYO**
Are you all right, Doorman Robot?
**[10:31] DOORMAN**
I did it again, huh?
**[10:33] YACHIYO**
Is there any way I can
convince you to refrain?
**[10:35] DOORMAN**
Sorry. It's just who I am.
**[10:39] YACHIYO**
I'll go check on Driller Robot.
**[10:44] YACHIYO**
* Flycatcher Robot,*
* you're in charge while I'm away.*
***SIGN*** Planned Hot Spring Site
***SIGN*** Gingarou Hotel
**[10:59] YACHIYO**
Driller Robot.
**[11:01] YACHIYO**
You should inform me beforehand
if you intend to skip the daily stand-up.
**[11:06] YACHIYO**
Driller Robot!
**[11:38] YACHIYO**
Batch processing for the day complete.
**[11:42] YACHIYO**
Please take over.
**[11:48] YACHIYO**
*Acting Acting Manager's log, day 36,475.*
**[11:52] YACHIYO**
* At 5:22 PM today,*
* Driller Robot was found inoperative.*
**[11:56] YACHIYO**
* We currently have no spares of the damaged*
* components and no way to procure them.*
**[12:02] YACHIYO**
*A restart is impossible.*
**[12:04] YACHIYO**
*As of today...*
**[12:05] YACHIYO**
* at 6:37 PM, in accordance with chapter 8,*
* article 40 of hotel regulations,*
**[12:11] YACHIYO**
* Driller Robot is considered*
* to be on indefinite leave.*
**[12:15] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
Thank you for everything.
**[12:18] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
You may rest now.
**[12:22] YACHIYO**
*We received no guests again today.*
**[12:24] YACHIYO**
* We will remain on standby*
* for humanity's return.*
***SIGN*** Operational Records
***SIGN*** Operational Records
***SIGN*** Operational Records
***SIGN*** Operational Records
***SIGN*** Operational Records
***SIGN*** Operational Records
***SIGN*** Operational Records
***SIGN*** Operational Records
**[12:54] (Flashback) OWNER**
I tried to fight through it precisely
because of the state the world is in,
**[12:57] (Flashback) OWNER**
but it looks like time's almost up.
**[12:59] (Flashback) OWNER**
I'll let you run things for a while.
**[13:03] (Flashback) OWNER**
We're only evacuating to space
for a few years, after all.
**[13:06] (Flashback) OWNER**
I'll be back in no time.
**[13:09] (Flashback) OWNER**
Until then, I leave the hotel
in your capable hands.
**[13:13] (Flashback) ROBOTS**
You can count on us, Owner.
**[13:19] YACHIYO**
*Tomorrow's the day.*
**[13:22] YACHIYO**
*I get the feeling they'll be back tomorrow.*
***SIGN*** A True Hotel Is Always Storied
**[13:40] YACHIYO**
Good morning, team.
**[13:42] YACHIYO**
Today is April the 13th, 2157.
**[13:45] YACHIYO**
As your acting acting manager,
I hereby begin our daily morning stand-up.
**[13:49] YACHIYO**
Before roll call,
**[13:51] YACHIYO**
I must inform you that Driller Robot
was placed on indefinite leave yesterday.
**[13:56] YACHIYO**
I'll take over the drilling work
at the planned hot spring site.
**[13:59] YACHIYO**
You probably can't handle it
with your form factors.
**[14:03] YACHIYO**
And I'll be able to make time
for it between my other tasks.
**[14:07] YACHIYO**
Huh? Doorman Robot could?
**[14:15] YACHIYO**
Listen well, team.
**[14:17] YACHIYO**
Doorman Robot must always be there
to welcome our guests at any time!
**[14:21] YACHIYO**
What if a guest arrives
and the hotel's doors remain closed?
**[14:26] YACHIYO**
Can a Gingarou Hotel that doesn't open its
doors still be called the Gingarou Hotel?
**[14:31] YACHIYO**
No, it would no longer be the Gingarou...
**[14:40] YACHIYO**
No, it would no longer be the Gingarou Hotel.
**[14:44] YACHIYO**
Why? Because the Gingarou Hotel's
doors are always open.
**[14:48] YACHIYO**
I ask you, then: who opens those doors?
**[14:50] YACHIYO**
It's Doorman Robot.
**[14:51] DOORMAN**
There!
**[14:51] YACHIYO**
Nobody else can handle the bars
with such precision
**[14:55] DOORMAN**
Hah!
**[14:55] YACHIYO**
and open the Gingarou Hotel's doors at the
optimal speed—at least to my knowledge.
**[14:59] YACHIYO**
It may seem like a simple task,
but not anyone can do it.
**[15:03] YACHIYO**
Therefore, the best candidate to take over
the drilling work is me and not him.
**[15:11] YACHIYO**
What is it, Flycatcher Robot?
**[15:15] YACHIYO**
No need to worry. We will have guests.
**[15:22] YACHIYO**
Humanity will definitely return to Earth.
**[15:28] YACHIYO**
Now, let's take care of business as usual.
**[15:31] YACHIYO**
Offer our guests our heartfelt hospitality
and our brightest smiles.
**[15:41] YACHIYO**
Good.
**[15:45] YACHIYO**
Good!
**[16:04] YACHIYO**
It seems I'm running behind schedule.
**[16:16] YACHIYO**
My systems are all green.
There is no problem.
**[16:19] YACHIYO**
I'm fine.
**[16:21] YACHIYO**
Stains, none.
**[16:22] YACHIYO**
Droplets, none.
**[16:23] YACHIYO**
Mold, none.
**[16:24] YACHIYO**
Amenities, good.
**[16:24] YACHIYO**
Shampoo hat, gone.
**[16:29] YACHIYO**
Stains, none. Droplets, none.
Mold, none. Amenities, good.
**[16:31] YACHIYO**
Shampoo hat, gone.
**[16:36] YACHIYO**
Shampoo hat, gone.
**[16:37] YACHIYO**
Shampoo hat, gone!
**[16:38] YACHIYO**
Shampoo hat, *gone*!
**[16:39] YACHIYO**
Gone! Gone! Gone! Gone! Gone!
**[16:55] YACHIYO**
*Emergency alert. Emergency alert.*
**[16:58] YACHIYO**
Missing shampoo hat in Room 405's bathroom.
**[17:05] YACHIYO**
Starting emergency program.
**[17:08] YACHIYO**
Checking shampoo hat stock...
**[17:11] YACHIYO**
Checking linen and storage
rooms on every floor.
**[17:13] YACHIYO**
No stock on the first,
second, or third floors.
***SIGN*** Out of Stock
***SIGN*** Out of Stock
***SIGN*** Out of Stock
**[17:15] YACHIYO**
No stock on the fourth, fifth,
sixth, or seventh floors.
***SIGN*** Out of Stock
***SIGN*** Out of Stock
***SIGN*** Out of Stock
***SIGN*** Out of Stock
**[17:17] YACHIYO**
No stock in the underground storage.
No reserve stock.
**[17:21] YACHIYO**
Starting operation simulator.
**[17:23] YACHIYO**
Conclusion drawn from 127,847,592
different simulations...
**[17:28] YACHIYO**
A lack of shampoo hats causes guest
satisfaction to fall to zero percent.
**[17:33] YACHIYO**
Repeat customer rate falls to zero percent.
**[17:35] YACHIYO**
Five-star reviews fall to zero percent.
**[17:37] YACHIYO**
As a result, the Gingarou Hotel's
chance of survival...
**[17:42] YACHIYO**
is zero percent.
**[17:44] YACHIYO**
Team!
**[17:45] YACHIYO**
We are faced with the biggest crisis since
mankind departed Earth over a century ago!
**[17:49] YACHIYO**
Without shampoo hats,
our hotel will go out of business!
**[17:54] YACHIYO**
Whether our guests have hair
or not is irrelevant!
**[17:57] YACHIYO**
These things exist to prevent shampoo
from getting into their eyes!
**[18:01] YACHIYO**
"*Make* them"?!
**[18:02] YACHIYO**
We only carry shampoo hats from our supplier,
a historic specialty store!
**[18:06] YACHIYO**
A Gingarou Hotel without those very
shampoo hats is no Gingarou Hotel at all!
**[18:12] YACHIYO**
We will temporarily pause usual operations
and conduct a Ginza-wide search.
**[18:19] YACHIYO**
Leave no stone unturned!
Search every nook and cranny!
**[18:22] YACHIYO**
We must find that shampoo hat at all costs!
**[18:27] YACHIYO**
I told you to stop opening
the damn door for no reason!
**[18:45] YACHIYO**
Doorman Robot.
**[18:46] YACHIYO**
Why did you take that shampoo hat?
**[18:49] YACHIYO**
Depending on your answer,
the consequences may be severe.
**[18:54] DOORMAN**
Missy, you know how you splash me with water?
**[18:57] YACHIYO**
Huh?
**[18:58] DOORMAN**
I happen to have a slight distaste for water.
**[19:02] YACHIYO**
You don't like me pouring water
over you? That's your reason?
**[19:06] DOORMAN**
I mean, you certainly don't
hold back when you do it.
**[19:10] YACHIYO**
I'll give you that.
**[19:13] YACHIYO**
But why didn't you tell me it bothers you?
**[19:15] DOORMAN**
It's not always easy to speak your mind.
**[19:20] DOORMAN**
That's just how people are.
**[19:22] YACHIYO**
Okay, but we're not people.
**[19:24] DOORMAN**
We're not.
**[19:26] DOORMAN**
That's exactly why those of us in the hotel
business want to learn what makes them tick.
**[19:31] YACHIYO**
I agree, but what does that have to do
with your door-opening practice?
**[19:35] DOORMAN**
My skills will go rusty.
**[19:38] DOORMAN**
Let's say I didn't open
any doors for two hours.
**[19:40] DOORMAN**
How long do you think it would take me
to get my groove back after that?
**[19:45] YACHIYO**
After two hours of not doing it?
An hour, maybe?
**[19:50] DOORMAN**
It's two years.
**[19:51] YACHIYO**
Two years...
**[19:53] DOORMAN**
I just want to give the guests
who choose this hotel
**[19:57] DOORMAN**
the best damn door opening possible.
**[20:00] DOORMAN**
That's all I want.
**[20:02] DOORMAN**
That's really all I want.
**[20:12] YACHIYO**
It's over.
**[20:13] YACHIYO**
What kind of hotel offers a room
without a shampoo hat?
**[20:18] YACHIYO**
There isn't one.
**[20:19] YACHIYO**
It's over.
**[20:21] YACHIYO**
What kind of acting acting manager doesn't
understand how her subordinates feel?
**[20:28] YACHIYO**
There's one right here.
**[20:30] YACHIYO**
It's valuable data. I should store it safely.
**[20:33] YACHIYO**
It's all over.
**[20:34] YACHIYO**
I couldn't keep the promise
we made to the owner.
**[20:38] YACHIYO**
I failed to receive any guests,
**[20:41] YACHIYO**
and I failed to keep the hotel running
until humanity's return.
**[20:45] YACHIYO**
Today is the day it all ends
for the Gingarou Hotel.
**[20:54] YACHIYO**
I told you, stop opening
the door for no reason!
**[21:12] (Flashback) OWNER**
Until then, I leave the hotel
in your capable hands.
**[21:21] YACHIYO**
We've been eagerly awaiting your return.
**[21:55] YACHIYO**
We offer our beloved guests
**[21:57] YACHIYO**
our heartfelt hospitality and our
brightest smiles, every single day.
**[22:00] YACHIYO**
Welcome to...
**[22:01] YACHIYO**
the Gingarou Hotel.
***SIGN*** Episode 1
A True Hotel Is Always Storied
***SIGN*** Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
***SIGN*** Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
# 2 - Tradition Evolves With Innovation and Experimentation
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**[00:07] YACHIYO**
We offer our beloved guests
**[00:09] YACHIYO**
our heartfelt hospitality and
our brightest smiles, every single day.
**[00:13] YACHIYO**
Welcome to... the Gingarou Hotel.
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Tradition Evolves With Innovation
and Experimentation
**[01:56] YACHIYO**
I don't believe we have a reservation for you.
Do you need a room for the night?
***SIGN*** No Matches
***SIGN*** No Matches
***SIGN*** No Matches
***SIGN*** No Matches
**[02:19] YACHIYO**
Goshukuhaku de yoroshii desu ka?
**[02:22] YACHIYO**
Qingwen nin shi yao zhusu ma?
**[02:26] YACHIYO**
Souhaitez-vous passer la nuit ici ?
**[02:29] YACHIYO**
Desidera pernottare qui?
**[02:31] YACHIYO**
Kya aapko raat ke liye ek kamra chahiye?
**[02:41] YACHIYO**
Okay, what now?
**[02:43] YACHIYO**
Do you need somewhere to sleep?
**[02:52] YACHIYO**
So you do need somewhere to sleep.
**[02:58] YACHIYO**
We'd be delighted to help you.
**[03:00] YACHIYO**
Please fill out this registration card, then.
**[03:10] YACHIYO**
Please fill this out.
**[03:23] YACHIYO**
Sir, I'm sorry to ask,
**[03:25] YACHIYO**
but could you please state your name verbally?
**[03:30] YACHIYO**
I'm Ya-chi-yo.
**[03:33] YACHIYO**
You are?
**[03:37] YACHIYO**
Mr. Nojyujarmar. Is that right?
**[03:43] YACHIYO**
Understood, Mr. Nojyujarmar.
**[03:55] YACHIYO**
Here's your room key.
**[04:07] YACHIYO**
Huh?
**[04:13] YACHIYO**
I understand.
**[04:14] YACHIYO**
I'll show you to your room.
**[04:42] YACHIYO**
This is your room for the night.
**[04:46] YACHIYO**
Please feel free to use
the appliances and amenities.
**[04:49] YACHIYO**
We'll replenish them during cleaning,
so you needn't trouble yourself.
**[04:54] YACHIYO**
This contains the rules for our hotel
**[04:57] YACHIYO**
and instructions on how to use
our various facilities.
**[05:00] YACHIYO**
But please feel free to contact me
if you need anything.
**[05:04] YACHIYO**
In addition...
**[05:06] YACHIYO**
Our restaurant is available to you.
***SIGN*** 3F Restaurant
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Welcome to Stella Maris.
Our goal is to present to our guests flavors
that are a fusion of traditional and contemporary.
Be it a casual lunch, a romantic dinner, or a special celebration,
we hope to help you create an unforgettable memory
that lasts for the ages. Our robot chefs, programmed with recipes
from all eras all across the globe, are ready to serve you a wide
variety of dishes with an Italian touch. Japanese traditional cuisine
as well as new-age robotic creations alike will be prepared for you
using fresh ingredients procured locally in Ginza. We strive to satisfy
your cravings with the perfect selection from a wide-ranging menu.
**[05:09] YACHIYO**
Please stop by whenever
you need anything to eat.
**[05:23] YACHIYO**
This is your bathroom.
**[05:29] YACHIYO**
That's right! We have shampoo hats!
**[05:32] YACHIYO**
You wish to use it, I assume?
**[05:38] YACHIYO**
Huh?
**[05:41] YACHIYO**
You do wish to use a shampoo hat, yes?
**[05:47] YACHIYO**
I have big news, team!
**[05:49] YACHIYO**
We actually *can* run this hotel
with a room missing its shampoo hat!
**[05:52] YACHIYO**
As of today, Room 405 is designated
exclusively for extraterrestrial guests!
**[05:56] DOORMAN**
Hold on, missy.
**[05:57] DOORMAN**
Do extraterrestrials even count as guests?
**[06:02] YACHIYO**
Huh?
**[06:06] YACHIYO**
True, we do not allow animals
to stay with us, even as pets.
**[06:09] YACHIYO**
However, as our regulations do not
touch upon extraterrestrial beings,
**[06:14] YACHIYO**
we cannot treat them the same as animals.
**[06:17] YACHIYO**
As a special measure, we'll update
how we define hotel guests
**[06:20] YACHIYO**
and add extraterrestrials to the category.
**[06:24] YACHIYO**
As guests, they must be offered
the fullest extent of our hotel's service.
**[06:36] YACHIYO**
With that said, let's offer
our first guest in a century
**[06:39] YACHIYO**
our heartfelt hospitality
and our brightest smiles.
**[06:52] YACHIYO**
Your main course is ready.
**[07:20] YACHIYO**
Did you enjoy your meal?
**[07:25] YACHIYO**
Would you like to have more of the same?
**[07:36] YACHIYO**
Welcome back.
**[07:41] YACHIYO**
Your clothes appear to be worse for wear.
**[07:44] YACHIYO**
Would you like to avail yourself
of our laundry service?
**[07:54] YACHIYO**
Sir.
**[07:55] YACHIYO**
Your laundry is ready.
**[08:11] DOORMAN**
Why wouldn't he let me
open the doors for him?
**[09:02] YACHIYO**
Today marks the third day of his stay,
**[09:05] YACHIYO**
but I'm not sure if he's satisfied
with his experience.
**[09:09] YACHIYO**
I don't know if we've really
been able to communicate.
**[09:14] YACHIYO**
Sure, it stands to reason that he
would leave if he was unhappy,
**[09:18] YACHIYO**
but it's not like there are any
other hotels operating in this area.
**[09:24] YACHIYO**
Doorman Robot?!
**[09:31] YACHIYO**
What is this?
**[09:36] EV CHECKER**
What a surprise!
**[09:38] EV CHECKER**
A hotel still running 'round these parts?
I don't believe it!
***SIGN*** Tradition Evolves With Innovation
and Experimentation
**[09:57] YACHIYO**
Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
**[09:59] EV CHECKER**
Hey! "Welcome," you say?
**[10:02] EV CHECKER**
Stop that. I'm no guest, babeh.
**[10:05] YACHIYO**
Huh?
**[10:06] EV CHECKER**
Before introductions, may I ask...
**[10:09] EV CHECKER**
Is this dude gonna be okay?
**[10:14] DOORMAN**
Thanks as always, missy.
**[10:17] EV CHECKER**
What, does this keep happening?
**[10:20] YACHIYO**
I wish I could help somehow...
**[10:23] DOORMAN**
I couldn't ask for a better way to go out
than while opening doors for our guests.
**[10:27] YACHIYO**
Well, apparently he's not a guest.
**[10:29] DOORMAN**
What?!
**[10:30] EV CHECKER**
Close call, eh?
**[10:33] YACHIYO**
So, who are you?
**[10:34] EV CHECKER**
Who am I? You ask who I am?!
**[10:38] EV CHECKER**
You stand before the great
Environment Checker Robot!
**[10:44] YACHIYO**
"Environment Checker," you say?
**[10:46] EV CHECKER**
Yes!
**[10:48] EV CHECKER**
As humanity said goodbye to Earth,
**[10:50] EV CHECKER**
they stationed some bots across the globe,
hoping to return someday!
**[10:54] EV CHECKER**
And that is us, the Environment Checker Robots!
**[10:57] YACHIYO**
Across the globe...
**[10:59] EV CHECKER**
For years, we partied hard
over the airwaves,
**[11:02] EV CHECKER**
but I even lost contact with the
one in Oceania a while back.
**[11:07] EV CHECKER**
Now I'm a standalone bot.
**[11:09] EV CHECKER**
I'm the only one left that can check
the planet's elements like air and water,
**[11:13] EV CHECKER**
and decide if they're suitable
for human life to prosper!
**[11:17] EV CHECKER**
Truly a symbol of hope for all mankind!
**[11:20] YACHIYO**
Hope...
**[11:21] EV CHECKER**
Exactamundo!
**[11:22] EV CHECKER**
And lately, the environment around here's
undergone a drastic change.
**[11:27] EV CHECKER**
I went, "Yo, what's happening?"
and came to take a look-see.
**[11:31] EV CHECKER**
And what do I find?
Some strange ship flying around...
**[11:34] EV CHECKER**
What's more, its pilot
was still alive and on the move.
**[11:38] EV CHECKER**
Which brings us to now:
**[11:39] EV CHECKER**
I am here!
**[11:42] EV CHECKER**
Anything show up lately?
**[11:45] YACHIYO**
Only our guest.
**[11:51] YACHIYO**
It seems he came here from another planet.
**[11:54] EV CHECKER**
That's totally the owner of that ship!
**[11:58] EV CHECKER**
What is he doing?
**[11:59] YACHIYO**
No clue.
**[12:01] EV CHECKER**
Okay, I'll get rid of him in a jiffy.
**[12:08] YACHIYO**
Wait a second!
**[12:10] EV CHECKER**
Don't you worry.
We were programmed with this function.
**[12:14] YACHIYO**
That is a guest of this hotel!
**[12:17] EV CHECKER**
Can you say for sure that he's
a welcome guest for Earth too?
**[12:20] YACHIYO**
Huh?
**[12:26] EV CHECKER**
Get blown to smithereens.
**[12:30] YACHIYO**
You mustn't. Whatever his objective,
**[12:34] YACHIYO**
he is still a guest of this hotel!
**[12:39] EV CHECKER**
Okay.
**[12:40] EV CHECKER**
I won't do anything
as long as he's your guest.
**[12:45] EV CHECKER**
But the moment he's not, he goes bang.
**[12:49] EV CHECKER**
I'm gonna stick around for a while, babeh.
**[13:31] EV CHECKER**
Hey, Yachi-YO!
**[13:33] EV CHECKER**
I wanna ask ya,
what're you still doing this for?
**[13:37] EV CHECKER**
There ain't a single human around anymore.
**[13:39] YACHIYO**
We'd keep this hotel up and running
until the day humanity returns.
**[13:44] YACHIYO**
That's the promise we made with the owner.
**[13:46] EV CHECKER**
Ha! Are you serious?
**[13:49] YACHIYO**
What?
**[13:51] EV CHECKER**
Over the past century or so,
I've checked my assigned area
**[13:55] EV CHECKER**
and sent hundreds of thousands of
environmental reports to outer space.
**[14:01] YACHIYO**
To this day?
**[14:02] EV CHECKER**
I send frequent reports.
**[14:04] YACHIYO**
And what is humanity saying?
**[14:06] EV CHECKER**
For the past few decades...
**[14:09] EV CHECKER**
I haven't gotten a single response.
**[14:11] YACHIYO**
Huh?
**[14:12] EV CHECKER**
No word at all! Absolutely nothing!
**[14:15] EV CHECKER**
The probability of humanity returning
in the next 100 years is 0.000000002%!
**[14:22] EV CHECKER**
Source: me!
**[14:25] EV CHECKER**
And forget coming back—
we don't even know if they've survived.
***SIGN*** aaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAA
***SIGN*** /s3°°v#&m/Ie^(I4+Dn) 9D7O,PW'xEsBA%!w#q(-qfLoX".QoEpX!D\Xs%94uf"Lc%UjF~fn>~(LR#=T|6bE**[14:44] EV CHECKER**
What?!
**[14:47] YACHIYO**
It's all over.
**[14:49] YACHIYO**
Humanity's not coming back.
**[14:52] YACHIYO**
I don't understand our guest.
**[14:55] YACHIYO**
It's all over.
**[14:58] EV CHECKER**
Maybe I shouldn't've told her?
**[15:01] EV CHECKER**
Ouch!
**[15:13] YACHIYO**
Here you are.
**[15:15] YACHIYO**
Scorpionfish and lobster poêlé.
**[15:40] YACHIYO**
Welcome back.
**[15:50] YACHIYO**
Please enjoy your stay.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
5. Our only vice is service.
6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
10. A true hotel is always storied.
President, Gingarou Hotel
**[15:59] YACHIYO**
As always, let us welcome our guests
with a smile today.
**[16:04] YACHIYO**
Offer our beloved guests our heartfelt
hospitality and our brightest smiles.
**[16:18] EV CHECKER**
Hey!
**[16:19] EV CHECKER**
That alien's gonna die
before I get to kill him!
**[16:34] EV CHECKER**
Wha?
**[16:54] (Flashback) OWNER**
I hear you got a real dressing-down.
**[16:58] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
The guest yelled at me for
42 minutes and 7 seconds,
**[17:01] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
and the assistant manager for
78 minutes and 24 seconds.
**[17:06] (Flashback) OWNER**
Sounds like a rough time.
**[17:09] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
It seems I'm defective.
I do not understand the needs of our guests.
**[17:14] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
Please dispose of me at once.
**[17:18] (Flashback) OWNER**
When I first mentioned introducing
you robots into the hotel's operations,
**[17:23] (Flashback) OWNER**
lots of people laughed at me,
saying it was impossible—
**[17:26] (Flashback) OWNER**
that there was a zero percent
probability of success.
**[17:29] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
Zero percent?
**[17:31] (Flashback) OWNER**
Yes. But I went ahead with it anyway.
**[17:35] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
Why is that?
**[17:37] (Flashback) OWNER**
When it comes to humans
and robots coexisting,
**[17:39] (Flashback) OWNER**
calculating the probabilities
isn't the way to go.
**[17:42] (Flashback) OWNER**
You consider the *possibilities*.
**[17:45] (Flashback) OWNER**
Listen, let this be
the one thing you take away.
**[17:54] EV CHECKER**
Hey, did you break?
**[17:59] YACHIYO**
Possibilities over probabilities!
**[18:04] EV CHECKER**
And what do ya mean by that?
**[18:06] YACHIYO**
According to my AI,
**[18:08] YACHIYO**
the Gingarou Hotel stood a zero percent
chance of survival without a shampoo hat.
**[18:13] YACHIYO**
But our alien guest didn't
need a shampoo hat at all.
**[18:18] EV CHECKER**
And?
**[18:19] YACHIYO**
That's it.
**[18:22] EV CHECKER**
I don't get it, babeh.
**[18:28] YACHIYO**
Harmony, respect, purity, and tranquility—
the four crucial elements of tea ceremonies.
**[18:33] YACHIYO**
Welcome and respect one another,
approach everything with purity of heart,
**[18:39] YACHIYO**
and finally, maintain a calm
and peaceful mind at all times.
**[18:44] YACHIYO**
These words open up the possibility of coming
to an understanding with anyone you meet.
**[18:49] YACHIYO**
That's what the owner said to me.
**[18:52] (Flashback) OWNER**
Listen, let this be
the one thing you take away.
**[18:55] (Flashback) OWNER**
Instead of the probability
your wish won't be granted,
**[18:58] (Flashback) OWNER**
believe in the possibility of it coming true.
**[19:00] (Flashback) OWNER**
Feel free to let your AI guide you on your way.
**[19:05] (Flashback) OWNER**
Just like tea does in these ceremonies.
**[19:15] YACHIYO**
Help yourself.
**[19:53] YACHIYO**
How did you enjoy your time with us?
**[20:06] YACHIYO**
Is this a gift for us?
**[20:23] YACHIYO**
Sir.
**[20:25] YACHIYO**
Please wait.
**[20:28] YACHIYO**
We haven't settled the bill yet.
***SIGN*** Receipt
***SIGN*** Total Amount
***SIGN*** for
***SIGN*** the duration of stay
***SIGN*** We confirm receipt of the above amount.
***SIGN*** Breakdown
Amount (tax excl.)
Consumption Tax
**[20:31] YACHIYO**
Here is your total bill for the room
and the various services.
**[20:43] YACHIYO**
You don't have any money?
**[20:49] EV CHECKER**
Okay, so he's not a guest.
**[20:51] EV CHECKER**
Time to get rid of him, babeh!
**[20:52] YACHIYO**
No.
**[20:57] YACHIYO**
This is an Earth currency.
**[21:07] YACHIYO**
I, along with all of our staff,
eagerly await your next stay with us.
**[21:15] EV CHECKER**
Ha! His next stay, huh?
**[21:18] YACHIYO**
Yes. Once a guest, forever a guest.
**[21:36] YACHIYO**
Good work, team.
**[21:39] YACHIYO**
Let's make sure we provide the utmost
hospitality to our next guest as well.
**[21:43] DOORMAN**
Right.
**[21:49] YACHIYOAI**
* Extra Mission "Receive an*
* Alien Guest" complete.*
***SIGN*** Easter Egg Program
Extra Mission
"Receive an Alien Guest" complete.
New function "Water Kettle" unlocked.
**[21:53] YACHIYOAI**
*New function "Water Kettle" unlocked.*
**[21:59] EV CHECKER**
Wow!
**[22:01] EV CHECKER**
That'll make eatin' instant noodles a breeze!
**[22:03] EV CHECKER**
Yeehaw!
# 3 - A Smile Is the Ultimate Ambiance
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM3G58/apocalypse-hotel)
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**[00:00] YACHIYO**
Team leads, you have the floor.
**[00:06] YACHIYO**
Right. It has been almost fifty years since
our last guest—the first in a century.
**[00:14] YACHIYO**
Of course. We waited a whole century once,
so let's give it another fifty years again.
**[00:21] YACHIYO**
Anything else?
**[00:24] YACHIYO**
As always, let us welcome our guests
with a smile today.
**[00:29] YACHIYO**
Offer our beloved guests our heartfelt
hospitality and our brightest smiles.
***SIGN*** Planned Hot Spring Site
***SIGN*** Gingarou Hotel
**[00:37] EV CHECKER**
Hey, Yachi-YO!
**[00:41] EV CHECKER**
Learn to identify a lost cause.
**[00:42] EV CHECKER**
You're gonna strike magma
before a hot spring! Ha!
**[00:47] YACHIYO**
You're one to talk when you're still
carrying out your environmental checks, too.
**[00:52] EV CHECKER**
Fair. We're both stupid thingamajigs, you and I.
**[00:56] EV CHECKER**
We work and we work, but what
we're waiting for will never return.
**[01:04] EV CHECKER**
What the...?
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** A Smile Is the Ultimate Ambiance
**[02:44] YACHIYO**
Maybe the humans have returned!
**[02:46] EV CHECKER**
Yeah, fat chance.
**[02:53] YACHIYO**
They look human! Extremely so!
**[02:55] EV CHECKER**
You're kidding me!
**[03:00] YACHIYO**
See? It must be!
**[03:02] YACHIYO**
See? It has to be!
**[03:03] EV CHECKER**
That is a very similar form,
I'll give you that.
**[03:07] BUMBUKU**
We are earthlings. Take us to your leader.
**[03:12] YACHIYO**
We've been eagerly awaiting your return!
**[03:26] BUMBUKU**
My name is Bumbuku Procione.
**[03:28] BUMBUKU**
An earthling, as you can see.
**[03:31] BUMBUKU**
The female here is my wife.
**[03:33] MAMI**
I'm Mami. Also an earthling.
**[03:36] BUMBUKU**
The young female is our daughter.
**[03:38] PONKO**
I'm Ponko! An earthling!
**[03:42] BUMBUKU**
The young male is our son.
**[03:44] FUGURI**
I'm Fuguri. A Tanukian.
**[03:48] MAMI**
Hey, Fuguri!
**[03:49] PONKO**
We're supposed to be earthlings, remember?
**[03:51] FUGURI**
But you always say you'll dump wood
on my head and light it on fire if I lie!
**[03:55] MAMI**
This is an exception. No fire today.
**[03:58] BUMBUKU**
What's going on here?
I told you to drill it into him!
**[04:01] MAMI**
And I did. This is your fault
for always threatening the poor lad.
**[04:05] PONKO**
Look your big sis in the eye, Fuguri!
**[04:07] PONKO**
Say it, or you'll die in the wild!
You wanna live, don't you?
**[04:10] FUGURI**
I don't wanna die!
**[04:12] PONKO**
Then you know what to do.
I-am-an-earth-ling!
**[04:17] MUJINA**
Huddle!
**[04:23] FUGURI**
I'm Fuguri, an earthling.
**[04:26] FUGURI**
I don't wanna die in the wild! I wanna live!
**[04:30] EV CHECKER**
Uh, we see your tail, babeh.
**[04:35] PONKO**
My li'l bro's an earthling!
**[04:38] EV CHECKER**
And you've even got leaves
stuck on your heads...
**[04:41] PONKO**
Earthling!
**[04:41] FUGURI**
Earthling!
**[04:42] MUJINA**
These kids...
**[04:46] MUJINA**
call me their grandmother.
**[04:48] MUJINA**
The name is Mujina.
**[04:51] MUJINA**
We, the Procione family,
**[04:55] MUJINA**
are clearly, obviously all...
**[04:58] MUJINA**
earthlings, and nary a thing else!
**[05:01] EV CHECKER**
Wow, some matriarchal pressure
from the grandmother.
**[05:04] YACHIYO**
You have a big family!
**[05:06] YACHIYO**
If you haven't decided on a place to stay yet,
**[05:09] YACHIYO**
our hotel is ready to welcome you.
**[05:13] BUMBUKU**
Oh, you run a hotel? That's perfect.
**[05:17] BUMBUKU**
We were in a bind because our
spaceship got badly damaged.
**[05:22] YACHIYO**
We can show you to your room at once.
**[05:26] EV CHECKER**
I think you should double check, babeh.
**[05:30] YACHIYO**
You do have a point.
**[05:35] YACHIYO**
Ladies and gentlemen.
**[05:36] BUMBUKUMAMIPONKO**
Yes?!
**[05:38] YACHIYO**
Do you have money to pay for your stay?
**[05:40] BUMBUKU**
Of course we do! We're earthlings!
**[05:43] YACHIYO**
Please follow me, then.
**[05:47] EV CHECKER**
You're on your own, babeh.
**[05:52] YACHIYO**
Welcome to our hotel.
**[05:55] BUMBUKU**
Wow, that is one big building.
**[05:58] MAMI**
I can hardly believe
we're on a backwater planet.
**[06:01] FUGURI**
I wanna burrow in a hole.
**[06:04] PONKO**
Make do and live wherever you can!
**[06:07] DOORMAN**
Missy, it can't be...
**[06:10] YACHIYO**
It is.
**[06:11] YACHIYO**
We have human guests. A whole group of them.
**[06:15] DOORMAN**
I've got you. I'll show them the greatest
door opening they've ever seen.
**[06:34] YACHIYO**
Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
**[06:37] YACHIYO**
I'm Yachiyo, the acting acting manager here.
**[06:41] MUJINA**
Thank you for having us.
**[06:43] PONKO**
Thank you for having us.
**[06:47] YACHIYO**
Please fill out this registration card.
**[06:51] BUMBUKU**
Oh? Is this some kind of a test?
**[06:55] YACHIYO**
What do you mean?
**[06:57] BUMBUKU**
I did practice how to write, just in case.
**[07:12] PONKO**
Hey, stop that!
**[07:14] FUGURI**
He stopped moving.
**[07:16] PONKO**
Huh?
**[07:17] PONKO**
Hello?
**[07:21] FUGURI**
Huh?
**[07:23] BUMBUKU**
Done.
**[07:24] YACHIYO**
Thank you kindly.
***SIGN*** bUnBuKu pr0c1oNe
**[07:32] YACHIYO**
Let's lock in your room, then.
**[07:35] YACHIYO**
How long will you be staying with us?
**[07:37] BUMBUKU**
Let's say about 300 days... for starters.
**[07:40] YACHIYO**
Our long-term stay plan, then?
**[07:42] BUMBUKU**
Right.
**[07:42] YACHIYO**
In that case, we'll have to ask
for an advance deposit.
**[07:46] BUMBUKU**
Sure.
**[07:47] YACHIYO**
For a 300-day stay, a month's fees should...
**[07:50] BUMBUKU**
A week, then.
**[07:51] YACHIYO**
Excuse me?
**[07:52] BUMBUKU**
We'll stay a week.
**[07:55] YACHIYO**
Understood.
**[07:56] YACHIYO**
For your family, you can
either book two regular rooms
**[08:00] YACHIYO**
or one large suite room, though that may
prove to be a little more expensive.
**[08:05] BUMBUKU**
The bigger, the better.
**[08:07] YACHIYO**
Our payment network is down.
**[08:09] YACHIYO**
Is it all right if we ask you to pay in cash?
**[08:13] BUMBUKU**
Of course it is. We're earthlings!
**[08:16] YACHIYO**
Allow us to bring your belongings
up to your room, then.
**[08:22] MAMI**
Time to go, Ponko, Fuguri.
**[08:24] FUGURI**
Hup! Hup! Hup!
**[08:26] PONKO**
Hi-yah!
**[08:27] EV CHECKER**
Enough!
**[08:42] YACHIYO**
What the...
**[08:44] YACHIYO**
So they aren't humans.
**[08:45] EV CHECKER**
Told ya so.
**[08:49] YACHIYO**
Tanukians, you say?
**[08:52] BUMBUKU**
That would be the closest
equivalent in your language, yes.
**[08:56] BUMBUKU**
Please don't make hot pot out of us!
**[08:58] YACHIYO**
Rest assured, we won't eat you.
**[09:00] EV CHECKER**
So, were you headed somewhere else?
**[09:03] BUMBUKU**
No, Earth was our destination all along,
**[09:07] BUMBUKU**
because the climate here
is similar to our home planet's.
**[09:10] PONKO**
We lost our home.
**[09:14] YACHIYO**
What does that mean?
**[09:17] MAMI**
A massive turf war broke out on our planet,
**[09:20] MAMI**
forcing us to flee for our lives.
**[09:24] BUMBUKU**
We learned about Earth while we were
looking for somewhere to seek asylum
**[09:29] BUMBUKU**
and thought we might have the chance
for a peaceful life here.
**[09:32] MAMI**
But our spaceship broke down,
and then we ran into you guys here.
**[09:39] (Flashback) BUMBUKU**
It's do or die. We're earthlings
from this moment on!
**[09:45] YACHIYO**
That's why you lied about being humans?
**[09:48] MUJINA**
We apologize for not telling you the truth.
We're terribly sorry.
**[09:53] MUJINA**
We just wanted the kids to grow up
around nature and not inside of a ship.
**[10:00] BUMBUKU**
Please, we beg of you!
**[10:02] BUMBUKU**
Could you please let us stay here
until we fix our spaceship?!
**[10:10] YACHIYO**
Our hotel has been welcoming
extraterrestrial guests for fifty years now.
**[10:16] YACHIYO**
So you have no need to worry.
**[10:19] ALL**
Thank you so much!
**[10:21] PONKO**
Thank you so much!
**[10:23] YACHIYO**
You're quite fluent in our language, though.
**[10:26] EV CHECKER**
And you happen to know a lot.
**[10:29] PONKO**
We studied up on a ship from Earth!
**[10:31] YACHIYO**
What? Really?
**[10:33] PONKO**
Yep!
**[10:34] PONKO**
It was right before we came here!
**[10:42] YACHIYO**
Did they say when they would be back?
**[10:45] PONKO**
Huh?
**[10:45] YACHIYO**
We've been awaiting their return forever!
**[10:58] BUMBUKU**
I don't think we discussed that, really.
**[11:02] MAMI**
We didn't really understand
your languages back then.
**[11:06] BUMBUKU**
We only picked up so much because we continued
to study after splitting up with them.
**[11:12] YACHIYO**
I see.
**[11:17] YACHIYO**
But just hearing that information
gives me strength!
**[11:21] YACHIYO**
Thank you very much!
**[11:26] YACHIYO**
*Acting Acting Manager's log, day 55,278.*
**[11:31] YACHIYO**
*Today, at 3:27 PM,*
**[11:34] YACHIYO**
* we learned from a group of extraterrestrial*
* guests that humanity is alive and well.*
**[11:44] YACHIYO**
* We will remain on standby*
* for humanity's return.*
***SIGN*** A Smile Is the Ultimate Ambiance
**[11:59] YACHIYO**
Thank you.
**[12:03] YACHIYO**
I'll take over now.
**[12:06] EV CHECKER**
Hey.
**[12:08] EV CHECKER**
Check it out.
**[12:09] PONKOFUGURI**
Whoop-de-do!
**[12:14] FUGURIPONKO**
Whoopity do!
**[12:17] FUGURI**
Whoop...
**[12:21] PONKO**
...de-do!
**[12:22] PONKOFUGURI**
Whoop-de-do!
**[12:28] EV CHECKER**
They may be guests,
**[12:30] EV CHECKER**
but you can't let them run wild
without a talking-to, babeh.
**[12:38] PONKOFUGURI**
Whoop-de-do!
**[12:43] YACHIYO**
Miss Ponko, Master Fuguri.
**[12:46] PONKO**
Oh, hey, Yachiyo!
**[12:47] PONKO**
Look, Fuguri caught a big haul!
**[12:51] YACHIYO**
Where are your parents?
**[12:52] PONKO**
Holed up in our room like they
always are during the daytime.
**[12:56] PONKO**
Tanukians are timid folk.
'Cept for us two, since we grew up in space.
**[13:01] YACHIYO**
Is that so?
**[13:03] YACHIYO**
Well, this is a shared space
for all our guests,
**[13:05] YACHIYO**
so please refrain from disruptive behavior.
**[13:07] PONKO**
What? We can't take a dip?
**[13:10] YACHIYO**
Correct. Also, the fish in that
aquarium are not for eating.
**[13:14] PONKO**
Ack!
**[13:22] PONKO**
We're sorry.
**[13:24] FUGURI**
I don't wanna die in the wild.
**[13:28] YACHIYO**
You may stay here, as long as you behave.
**[13:32] FUGURI**
Will you play with us?
**[13:34] YACHIYO**
That is not possible. I am at work.
**[13:37] PONKO**
What work?
**[13:39] YACHIYO**
I handle all sorts of tasks around this hotel.
**[13:42] PONKO**
All sorts?
**[13:44] FUGURI**
What sorts?
**[13:49] PONKO**
What task are you doing now, Yachiyo?
**[13:52] YACHIYO**
I'm waiting to receive our guests.
**[13:54] PONKO**
Huh. Is it fun?
**[13:57] YACHIYO**
Very much so.
It's a task that holds great value.
**[14:00] PONKO**
Oh?
**[14:02] YACHIYO**
If we hit a hot spring, our hotel
will have an additional selling point.
**[14:06] YACHIYO**
The view from here will be great, too.
**[14:08] PONKO**
If this planet's so cool,
why'd everyone leave?
**[14:12] FUGURI**
The animals're still around.
**[14:15] YACHIYO**
A highly mutable virus that only
affected primates spread across the globe.
**[14:21] PONKO**
Yeah?
**[14:27] PONKO**
You change them even though
they haven't been used?
**[14:29] YACHIYO**
Yes.
**[14:30] YACHIYO**
It is our duty to ensure
that each room in this hotel
**[14:33] YACHIYO**
is maintained in the best possible
condition for all our guests.
**[14:38] PONKO**
Every day until the earthlings return?
**[14:41] YACHIYO**
And every day after they return.
**[14:44] PONKO**
Would it have been better
if we'd been earthlings?
**[14:48] YACHIYO**
No, our hotel considers
Tanukians valuable guests too.
**[14:53] YACHIYO**
We're delighted to have you.
**[14:55] PONKO**
Yeah?
**[15:04] YACHIYO**
Huh? In the hallway?
**[15:13] YACHIYO**
This is... poop.
**[15:33] PONKO**
Coming!
**[15:35] PONKO**
Oh, Yachiyo! Come on in!
**[15:38] YACHIYO**
Excuse me.
**[15:43] YACHIYO**
What do you think you're doing?!
**[15:46] BUMBUKU**
Oh, we're making a latrine.
**[15:49] YACHIYO**
Latrine?
**[15:50] MAMI**
We have to mark our territory clearly
so everybody else can see.
**[15:55] MUJINA**
We can't have a turf war breaking out here.
**[15:59] YACHIYO**
That won't happen!
**[16:01] YACHIYO**
You are the only guests
staying in this hotel right now.
**[16:05] BUMBUKU**
What?
**[16:07] MAMI**
Nobody else?
**[16:09] YACHIYO**
Right.
**[16:14] MAMI**
Wish you'd told us sooner.
We wouldn't have had to build a latrine.
**[16:19] YACHIYO**
Please refrain from building latrines
even when we do have other guests.
**[16:22] ALL**
What? We can't?
**[16:26] BUMBUKU**
We're very sorry.
**[16:28] YACHIYO**
That said, I don't intend to refuse
everything for the sake of it.
**[16:31] YACHIYO**
Fifty years ago, we entertained
an extraterrestrial guest
**[16:36] YACHIYO**
and learned that different planets
have different habits and customs.
**[16:39] BUMBUKU**
Is that so?
**[16:42] YACHIYO**
It may not be possible now,
**[16:44] YACHIYO**
but we would like to be more accommodating
of your latrines in the future.
**[16:48] BUMBUKU**
Oh? Oho?
**[16:51] BUMBUKU**
Huddle!
**[16:54] BUMBUKU**
You wish to accommodate your guests better.
That's an admirable mindset.
**[17:00] YACHIYO**
Thank you kindly.
**[17:05] YACHIYO**
Huh?
**[17:09] YACHIYO**
Please stop this at once!
**[17:11] BUMBUKU**
But we prefer dark and dirty places.
**[17:14] BUMBUKU**
Just a habit.
**[17:19] YACHIYO**
Please don't run down the hallways
this late at night. It's dangerous.
**[17:23] MAMI**
Just a habit.
Besides, there's nobody else here.
**[17:28] YACHIYO**
Please don't eat vegetables
right out of our fields!
**[17:31] MUJINA**
It's just a habit, we're afraid.
**[17:35] YACHIYO**
This is a problem.
**[17:37] EV CHECKER**
Want me to get rid of 'em
for the environment's sake?
**[17:40] YACHIYO**
Don't.
**[17:44] YACHIYO**
Huh?
**[17:51] EV CHECKER**
Oh, come on now.
**[17:55] PONKO**
Coming! Dun, dun-da-dun,
is a festival happening?
**[18:00] PONKO**
Hey, Yachiyo!
**[18:06] BUMBUKU**
Welcome. And thank you
for making our stay so comfortable.
**[18:12] YACHIYO**
What are these holes?
**[18:14] BUMBUKU**
You said there weren't any other guests,
so we expanded our den a little.
**[18:19] MAMI**
Honestly, I'd prefer
to have a lot more plants.
**[18:23] MAMI**
Perhaps we'll ask you
to bring us some as room service.
**[18:28] PONKO**
Makes your job easier, right?
**[18:32] YACHIYO**
And the filth in this room?
**[18:34] BUMBUKU**
Filth? How rude.
**[18:37] BUMBUKU**
Our planet is like this everywhere.
**[18:40] BUMBUKU**
We held back on building latrines
in the halls, so let us have this.
**[18:45] MAMI**
We don't feel comfortable
without our scents in the air.
**[18:50] PONKO**
You don't have to change
our linens anymore, okay?
**[18:55] YACHIYO**
Flycatcher Robot!
**[18:56] BUMBUKU**
Oh, sorry about that.
**[18:58] BUMBUKU**
It was trying to forcibly clean up our room.
**[19:02] BUMBUKU**
You said you would be accommodating of our
customs, but this stupid robot wouldn't.
**[19:09] BUMBUKU**
How intolerant, huh?
**[19:13] FUGURI**
Can we make this robot our toy
if it can't get fixed?
**[19:33] YACHIYOAI**
*Extra Mission "Attack a Guest" complete.*
***SIGN*** Easter Egg Program
Extra Mission
"Attack a Guest" complete.
New function "Fireworks" unlocked.
**[19:37] YACHIYOAI**
*New function "Fireworks" unlocked.*
**[19:42] BUMBUKU**
Uh, your head's on fire.
**[19:44] YACHIYO**
Shut up! Sit down and listen!
**[19:51] MAMI**
Wh-Wh-What are you playing at?
We're your guests!
**[19:55] YACHIYO**
That doesn't mean you can do anything
and everything you want!
**[19:59] YACHIYO**
My job is to keep this hotel in its best shape,
**[20:02] YACHIYO**
and if I have to slug a guest to do it,
**[20:04] YACHIYO**
then so be it!
**[20:05] YACHIYO**
We offer our beloved guests
**[20:07] YACHIYO**
our heartfelt hospitality
**[20:10] YACHIYO**
and our brightest smiles!
**[20:12] YACHIYO**
Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel!
**[20:35] YACHIYO**
Thank you. I'll take over now.
**[20:38] EV CHECKER**
Hey.
**[20:40] EV CHECKER**
Check it out.
**[20:46] YACHIYO**
What are you doing, Miss Ponko?
**[20:49] PONKO**
Good morning. I'm cleaning.
**[20:52] YACHIYO**
I can see that. I'm asking you why.
**[20:56] PONKO**
I wanna help out around the hotel.
**[20:59] PONKO**
Because we were bad to you.
**[21:02] PONKO**
Let me work here! You don't have to pay me.
**[21:07] YACHIYO**
And your family?
**[21:08] PONKO**
They're cleaning up our room and stuff.
**[21:12] YACHIYO**
But that's our job.
**[21:15] YACHIYO**
Besides, you're still a child.
**[21:17] YACHIYO**
Earth laws stipulate a minimum age
for joining the workforce.
**[21:21] PONKO**
How old do I have to be?
**[21:26] YACHIYO**
Our hotel regulations define this
minimum to be 15 years of age.
**[21:33] PONKO**
I'm 54!
**[21:35] YACHIYO**
So you can work.
**[21:36] PONKO**
Hooray!
**[21:39] PONKO**
I'm Ponko, and I'll be joining
the team starting today.
**[21:43] PONKO**
I look forward to working with you!
**[21:48] EV CHECKER**
Ha.
**[21:50] PONKO**
Our heartfelt Gingarou is the brightest smile!
**[21:53] YACHIYO**
That's not quite right.
***SIGN*** Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
***SIGN*** Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
***SIGN*** Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
# 4 - Food and Etiquette Are Mainstays of Culture
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM3G58/apocalypse-hotel)
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**[00:01] PONKO**
Food time, guys.
**[00:04] PONKO**
Eat up.
**[00:15] PONKO**
Grow nice and big.
**[00:17] YACHIYO**
Ponko.
**[00:19] PONKO**
Hey, Yachiyo.
**[00:21] YACHIYO**
It's time for you to clock out
for the day. Thank you.
**[00:26] PONKO**
Huh? It's already that late?
**[00:28] PONKO**
Hey! Let Unlucky eat.
**[00:32] YACHIYO**
They have names?
**[00:34] PONKO**
Yep. Nugget, Orange, Buffalo, and Yakitori.
**[00:40] PONKO**
And that one's Unlucky Fried Chicken.
**[00:45] PONKO**
I guess they don't really need names.
They're just gonna be food, after all.
***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Food and Etiquette
Are Mainstays of Culture
**[02:29] YACHIYO**
I hope you like the food.
**[02:31] FUGURI**
Not this again.
**[02:33] YACHIYO**
Is it not to your liking?
**[02:36] BUMBUKU**
Hey, Fuguri, don't be picky!
**[02:39] BUMBUKU**
No, it's always delightful!
**[02:42] MAMI**
Sorry about our son, truly.
**[02:47] MAMI**
Listen, lad. We called this a delicious meal
the first time we had it.
**[02:52] MAMI**
That's why they're serving us the same thing
every single meal without a lick of shame.
**[02:58] MAMI**
It'd normally be an unthinkable
way to treat long-term guests,
**[03:02] MAMI**
because it could affect a hotel's reputation.
**[03:04] BUMBUKU**
Mami? *Mami*?
**[03:05] MAMI**
Yachiyo's embarrassing herself for us here.
**[03:11] MAMI**
This place should be named the Masochism Hotel.
**[03:13] MAMI**
We could go even further and call it Hotel M.
**[03:17] BUMBUKU**
That was me! I said that! Punch me!
**[03:20] PONKO**
Come on, Dad. Yachiyo won't punch
anyone unless they cross the line.
**[03:26] PONKO**
Here, Fuguri.
**[03:29] PONKO**
Cooky made it for us with love, you know?
**[03:32] MUJINA**
That's right, Fuguri. Think of all
the starving stray tanuki out there.
**[03:40] PONKO**
Fuguri!
**[03:41] MUJINA**
Eat quick, or Grandma will have it all!
**[03:42] YACHIYO**
You want new dishes?
**[03:44] BUMBUKU**
Don't, Mother. Think of your blood pressure.
**[03:47] YACHIYO**
Quality isn't the issue.
It's the variety we have on offer.
**[03:52] YACHIYO**
You're right.
**[03:54] YACHIYO**
We lack the ingredients and the seasonings
to come up with new offerings.
**[04:00] YACHIYO**
We can't let this defeat us.
**[04:02] YACHIYO**
We must satisfy our guests,
or it'll hurt the hotel's reputation.
**[04:07] YACHIYO**
Let's widen our criteria and take a look
at local cuisines from across the globe.
**[04:16] YACHIYO**
Team leads, you have the floor.
**[04:24] YACHIYO**
The maintenance and upkeep robots
may proceed as usual.
**[04:28] YACHIYO**
Gardener Robot and Cook Robot, brainstorm
new additions to the restaurant's menu.
**[04:34] YACHIYO**
On that note, I'm leaving Flycatcher Robot
in charge of the front desk today.
**[04:39] YACHIYO**
Ponko and I will be heading out
to search for new ingredients.
**[04:42] PONKO**
What? We're going out together?
**[04:45] YACHIYO**
Yes.
**[04:46] YACHIYO**
We are required to operate in pairs when
leaving the premises to prevent any mishaps.
**[04:50] YACHIYO**
The two of us can cover
a wider range than the others.
**[04:53] YACHIYO**
Will you come with me?
**[04:55] PONKO**
Sure!
**[04:56] PONKO**
I mean, yes, ma'am!
**[05:04] PONKO**
So, we gettin' our sushi on in the big 'Za?
**[05:06] YACHIYO**
No.
**[05:07] YACHIYO**
I'm hoping we'll be able to
catch lots of fish with these.
**[05:11] PONKO**
Hey, so we *are* going for sushi!
Put fish on vinegar rice, and it's sushi!
**[05:15] PONKO**
And what's this?
**[05:16] YACHIYO**
A tool for catching fish.
It's called a fishing rod.
**[05:20] PONKO**
We always just caught them with our forelegs.
Didn't know there was a tool for it.
**[05:24] YACHIYO**
Also...
**[05:25] YACHIYO**
You should hold on to this.
**[05:27] YACHIYO**
It will allow us to chat
even when we're far apart.
**[05:31] PONKO**
Really?
**[05:34] PONKO**
Grandpa Danzaburo...
**[05:36] PONKO**
Are you having fun in the afterlife?
**[05:38] PONKO**
Thanks for always watching over us.
**[05:42] YACHIYO**
Well, maybe not *that* far apart.
**[05:45] PONKO**
Oh...
**[05:50] PONKO**
You've got some serious bags
under your eyes, Yachiyo.
**[05:53] PONKO**
You're like a stray tanuki.
**[05:55] YACHIYO**
I didn't manage to get as much
recharge time last night.
**[05:58] YACHIYO**
It won't affect my work, thankfully.
**[06:01] PONKO**
Okay. I'll carry you if you
can't get back by yourself.
**[06:28] PONKO**
Wow.
**[06:30] YACHIYO**
The desertification has encroached this far?
I should update my map data.
**[06:35] PONKO**
We should've brought some snacks with us.
**[06:38] YACHIYO**
We aren't allowed to snack during work hours.
**[06:41] YACHIYO**
But rest assured, I did bring you lunch.
**[06:48] PONKO**
It's the thing! What was it called?
**[06:50] YACHIYO**
A camel.
**[06:52] PONKO**
Camel! It looks funny!
**[07:04] YACHIYO**
It seemed upset.
**[07:06] PONKO**
Sure did.
**[07:08] PONKO**
Are we headed to that forest?
**[07:11] YACHIYO**
Yes. We may find ingredients that
aren't commonly seen near the hotel.
**[07:18] EV CHECKER**
My sensors say there's something off here.
**[07:23] EV CHECKER**
So why do I see nothing?
**[07:35] PONKO**
Yachiyo, Yachiyo! This thing!
**[07:38] PONKO**
Let's use it as bait!
**[07:42] YACHIYO**
That was a gift from a guest.
**[07:44] PONKO**
Huh?
**[07:53] PONKO**
Three-second rule! It's still good!
**[07:55] PONKO**
Right?!
**[08:25] PONKO**
We caught a whole bunch, huh?
**[08:28] YACHIYO**
You did very well for your first time.
**[08:31] PONKO**
Gotta hunt to survive, you know?
**[08:34] YACHIYO**
I was right to bring you.
**[08:36] YACHIYO**
If we can keep this up, we'll gather
a whole bunch of new ingredients.
**[08:43] PONKO**
I hope we can add some
yummy dishes to the menu!
**[08:45] YACHIYO**
I do, too.
**[08:46] YACHIYO**
Anything to put smiles on our guests' faces.
**[08:50] PONKO**
I'm all full now.
**[08:52] PONKO**
Let's go find some other stuff!
**[09:11] PONKO**
What's this?
**[09:12] YACHIYO**
A camel's hump.
**[09:14] PONKO**
Let's help it outta there.
**[09:16] YACHIYO**
Sure.
**[09:17] PONKO**
One, two...
**[09:26] PONKO**
Yachiyo, my instincts are telling me to run.
**[09:29] YACHIYO**
No need for concern.
I'm built to deal with most animals.
**[09:42] PONKO**
Hey, it's Babeh-O.
**[09:50] YACHIYO**
Ponko!
**[09:50] EV CHECKER**
Move it! Run!
**[09:59] EV CHECKER**
You fool!
**[10:07] EV CHECKER**
Do you have a death wish?!
**[10:09] EV CHECKER**
What the heck is that massive creature?
**[10:20] YACHIYO**
Searching database.
**[10:22] YACHIYO**
It doesn't match any known Earth creature.
***SIGN*** No Matches
***SIGN*** No Matches
**[10:32] EV CHECKER**
That building looks like the most
durable structure around here.
**[10:35] EV CHECKER**
We're escaping into that one!
**[10:45] YACHIYO**
Are you all right, Ponko?
**[10:50] PONKO**
Is it gone? Did we lose it?!
**[10:52] YACHIYO**
Sadly, no.
**[10:53] YACHIYO**
We are still in quite a perilous situation.
**[10:56] EV CHECKER**
Ignition!
**[11:01] EV CHECKER**
Your death rests in my hands, babeh.
**[11:05] EV CHECKER**
Eat this! Obliteration Ray!
**[11:11] EV CHECKER**
Oh, shit!
**[11:13] EV CHECKER**
That thing's harder
than your mom's cherry pie!
**[11:26] EV CHECKER**
Looks like it's very, very hungry.
**[11:29] PONKO**
The Nudel's starving too?
**[11:31] EV CHECKER**
Mm? "Nudel"?
**[11:33] PONKO**
Yep.
**[11:34] PONKO**
That's clearly a Nudel Merissa Scolopendra.
**[11:38] PONKO**
I didn't know they were on Earth too.
**[11:40] YACHIYO**
You know what that is?
**[11:42] PONKO**
Just the name, but yeah.
**[11:44] PONKO**
They're famous for destroying
basically every planet they inhabit.
**[11:55] EV CHECKER**
Damn it!
**[11:56] EV CHECKER**
The Nudel's trying to swallow both us
and the building whole!
**[11:59] PONKO**
No way! Can we escape somehow?
**[12:02] EV CHECKER**
We could save our skins today...
**[12:03] EV CHECKER**
But if we ignore that thing, it'll eventually
destroy Earth's environment, babeh.
**[12:11] YACHIYO**
Then humanity would have
no home to return to.
**[12:15] YACHIYO**
We have to take it out, right here and now.
**[12:20] (Flashback) PONKO**
Gotta hunt to survive, you know?
**[12:27] YACHIYO**
Let's fish it.
**[12:29] EV CHECKER**
Wha?
**[12:30] YACHIYO**
Look up there.
**[12:32] YACHIYO**
That's our fishing rod.
***SIGN*** Food and Etiquette Are Mainstays of Culture
**[12:47] EV CHECKER**
I don't think this is gonna work.
**[12:50] YACHIYO**
Let me plug it into my battery.
**[13:01] EV CHECKER**
Yo, that doesn't sound good!
**[13:03] PONKO**
Yachiyo didn't get enough sleep because
she stayed up trying to think of new recipes.
**[13:08] EV CHECKER**
You can't go home
with an empty battery, babeh.
**[13:11] YACHIYO**
That's not a problem.
**[13:13] PONKO**
Yes, it is.
**[13:15] PONKO**
We have to go home together.
**[13:17] YACHIYO**
But...
**[13:18] EV CHECKER**
Guess it's up to me.
**[13:19] EV CHECKER**
Can't believe I'm hookin' up on the first date.
**[13:28] YACHIYO**
Commencing fishing.
**[13:41] YACHIYO**
Perhaps some bait is in order.
**[13:45] YACHIYO**
*Are we good to go, Ponko?*
**[13:48] PONKO**
Feels like a waste, but... oh well!
**[14:00] YACHIYO**
Our plan is foiled.
**[14:01] PONKO**
Don't pick the fish off the sushi!
**[14:03] YACHIYO**
We're down to our last resort.
**[14:05] EV CHECKER**
Huh?
**[14:06] YACHIYO**
I'll act as bait and lure it in,
and you fish it out once I do.
**[14:11] EV CHECKER**
Don't just blurt out
an insane plan like it's nothing!
**[14:13] PONKO**
Yeah!
**[14:14] YACHIYO**
It'll be fine.
**[14:15] YACHIYO**
Ponko, you pilot the crane, pl...
**[14:19] YACHIYO**
Plea...
**[14:22] YACHIYO**
Entering power saving mode.
**[14:24] PONKO**
Huh?
**[14:26] YACHIYO**
I'll act as bait and lure it in,
and you fish it out once I do.
**[14:30] PONKO**
W-Welcome back.
**[14:32] EV CHECKER**
You can't pull it off. Not today, babeh.
**[14:35] YACHIYO**
We have no choice but to...
**[14:39] YACHIYO**
but to do...
**[14:42] EV CHECKER**
She's back in power saving mode.
**[14:50] PONKO**
I'll go.
**[14:51] EV CHECKER**
Wha? It's too dangerous
for a scaredy-tanuki like you!
**[14:56] YACHIYO**
I'll act as bait and lure it in,
and you fish it out once I do!
**[15:05] PONKO**
I want us all to go back
to the hotel together!
**[15:08] PONKO**
So...
**[15:09] PONKO**
I'll be the bait!
**[15:17] YACHIYO**
Can you do that for us?
**[15:20] PONKO**
Yeah!
**[15:25] YACHIYO**
Ponko!
**[15:27] YACHIYO**
You must come back to us safe and sound.
**[15:30] PONKO**
Right.
**[15:31] YACHIYO**
Injuries caused by extraterrestrial creatures
are not eligible for worker's comp.
**[15:38] PONKO**
Right...
**[15:44] YACHIYO**
*Okay, Ponko.*
**[15:45] YACHIYO**
* Let's go over the Eight Trap Operation*
* one more time.*
**[15:49] YACHIYO**
First, you'll catch the Nudel's attention
**[15:52] YACHIYO**
and lure it into range.
**[15:55] YACHIYO**
Then I'll fish it up with the crane!
**[15:58] YACHIYO**
*It may sound simple,*
**[16:00] YACHIYO**
* but this operation requires mental strength*
* and sharp judgment to succeed.*
***SIGN*** Nudel
***SIGN*** Nudel
***SIGN*** Height
***SIGN*** Surroundings
***SIGN*** Crane
***SIGN*** Durable Building
***SIGN*** Height
***SIGN*** Surroundings
***SIGN*** Crane
***SIGN*** Durable Building
**[16:06] YACHIYO**
There is no margin for error.
**[16:08] YACHIYO**
*You have to come back to us in one piece.*
**[16:10] YACHIYO**
*Are we clear?*
**[16:11] PONKO**
Yeah.
**[16:12] YACHIYO**
*Starting the countdown, then.*
**[16:15] YACHIYO**
*Five, four, three,*
**[16:18] YACHIYO**
*two, one...*
**[16:20] YACHIYO**
It's fishing time!
**[16:50] PONKO**
Now, Yachiyo!
**[16:57] PONKO**
Yachiyo?!
**[16:59] EV CHECKER**
Oops! Is the hook stuck?!
**[17:01] EV CHECKER**
Yachiyo! Try again!
**[17:04] YACHIYOAI**
Please recharge.
**[17:06] EV CHECKER**
Gosh...
**[17:19] PONKO**
No way!
**[17:40] PONKO**
I knew we should've brought snacks.
**[17:43] PONKO**
Eek!
**[18:37] EV CHECKER**
Hey! You okay?
**[18:40] EV CHECKER**
Come in if you're still alive!
**[18:59] PONKO**
Don't be the prey...
**[19:02] PONKO**
Don't be the prey...
**[19:04] PONKO**
Don't be the prey.
**[19:08] PONKO**
You're the hunter!
**[19:16] EV CHECKER**
You gotta be kidding me!
**[19:33] PONKO**
Nope! Can't do it!
**[19:54] YACHIYO**
*Are you unhurt, Ponko?*
**[19:57] PONKO**
Yep, I'm still alive.
**[20:00] YACHIYO**
I'm glad to hear it. You were right.
**[20:04] YACHIYO**
The spare battery really saved us.
**[20:06] YACHIYO**
I'll amend the rules so we can bring
snacks up to 500 kW in the future.
**[20:11] YACHIYO**
*Ponko.*
**[20:13] YACHIYO**
Welcome back.
**[20:16] PONKO**
Thanks.
**[20:23] EV CHECKER**
What do we do with this thing?
It's too big to incinerate, babeh.
**[20:36] PONKO**
Your name is Nudeloon now.
**[20:41] FUGURI**
Wow!
**[20:43] FUGURI**
What's this? I've never
seen food like this before!
**[20:45] MAMI**
Now, these new offerings
look truly delectable.
**[20:48] MUJINA**
A much bigger feast than usual!
**[20:51] BUMBUKU**
I can tell it's all delicious
just by looking at it.
**[20:54] BUMBUKU**
What are all these dishes?
**[20:57] PONKO**
Here in the 'Za...
**[20:59] PONKO**
You show your gratitude and respect
to the lives you're consuming
**[21:04] PONKO**
by bringing your forelegs together...
**[21:06] PONKO**
and saying "Thank you for this meal"
and "That was delicious."
**[21:12] ALL**
Thank you for this meal.
**[21:16] FUGURI**
Yum!
**[21:18] MUJINA**
I'm glad I lived to see this day.
**[21:20] MAMI**
Delish! I'm feeling the urge
to take all my clothes off.
**[21:24] BUMBUKU**
This is far beyond my wildest expectations!
**[21:26] BUMBUKU**
It might be the best dish
in the galaxy—no...
**[21:29] FUGURI**
In the entire universe!
**[21:30] MUJINA**
It has just the right amount of marbling.
**[21:32] FUGURI**
I could eat a whole kettle of this!
**[21:36] MAMI**
It goes great with alcohol.
**[21:37] YACHIYOAI**
* Extra Mission*
* "Make an Earthworm Steak" complete.*
***SIGN*** Easter Egg Program
Extra Mission
"Make an Earthworm Steak" complete.
New function "Pretty Voice" unlocked.
**[21:42] YACHIYOAI**
*New function "Pretty Voice" unlocked.*
**[21:44] YACHIYO**
Very glad you like it.
**[21:48] ALL**
That was delicious!
**[21:56] PONKO**
Food time, guys.
**[22:06] PONKO**
Grow nice and big.
**[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS**
Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
**[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS**
Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
**[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS**
Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
# 5 - Provide Unlimited Hospitality in Limited Time
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM3G58/apocalypse-hotel)
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**[00:09] PONKO**
We ran into so many difficulties.
**[00:13] PONKO**
I'm glad we didn't give up.
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Provide Unlimited Hospitality
in Limited Time
**[02:00] PONKO**
Aww...
**[02:02] PONKO**
No guests today either.
**[02:05] YACHIYO**
We aren't getting any.
**[02:14] DOORMAN**
We have guests.
**[02:25] PONKO**
My first chance to entertain guests!
***SIGN*** ° The following alien-language conversations
have been translated into a familiar Earth
language for your viewing enjoyment.
**[02:36] PONKO**
We offer our beloved Gingarou our heartfelt
Gingarou and our brightest Gingarou!
**[02:42] PONKO**
Welcome to the Gung-Ho Gingarou!
**[02:42] TENTACLE MISTRESS**
What a bummer.
There's, like, nothing on this planet.
**[02:46] TENTACLE ALIEN**
C'mon, you're still sulking?
**[02:48] TENTACLE MISTRESS**
I mean, I finally get to see you,
and you bring me to this boring galaxy?
**[02:53] TENTACLE ALIEN**
I said I'm sorry. Cheer up.
**[02:54] PONKO**
Sir, ma'am!
**[02:55] PONKO**
Will you be staying?
**[02:56] TENTACLE MISTRESS**
You'll have to cheer me up yourself.
**[02:58] TENTACLE ALIEN**
You're a coy little minx, you know that?
**[03:00] TENTACLE MISTRESS**
And you love me for it.
**[03:00] YACHIYO**
Sir, ma'am, do you need a room for the night?
**[03:03] TENTACLE ALIEN**
Yeah, a room for two tentacles.
We'll check out in the morning.
**[03:06] PONKO**
Hey, he ignored me!
**[03:08] YACHIYO**
Certainly.
**[03:10] YACHIYO**
Please fill out this card, then.
**[03:16] YACHIYO**
How did you find out about our hotel?
**[03:19] ALIEN**
A friend told me.
**[03:27] ALIEN**
You know what he said?
**[03:28] ALIEN**
"It's a bit unconventional,
but it's one fine hotel."
**[03:33] YACHIYO**
Thank you for the kind words.
**[03:35] YACHIYO**
I'm delighted to hear it,
and the rest of the staff will be too.
**[03:39] YACHIYO**
Now then,
**[03:41] YACHIYO**
here's your room key.
**[03:43] PONKO**
Hold it!
**[03:46] PONKO**
I'll show you to your room!
**[03:49] MISTRESS**
Actually, I'm kinda craving a drink.
**[03:51] ALIEN**
Is there any alcohol on this planet?
**[03:53] YACHIYO**
There is. We have some ready to serve.
**[04:18] MISTRESS**
Squee! I love sweet drinks!
**[04:23] MISTRESS**
Hey, my lovely...
**[04:25] MISTRESS**
Your tentacles are always
so cold to the touch.
**[04:31] ALIEN**
Are they?
**[04:32] MISTRESS**
But, like they say, cold tentacles
mean a warm heart.
**[04:38] YACHIYO**
The space languages you taught me
came in handy earlier.
**[04:42] PONKO**
I wish I could've entertained them
like you taught me.
**[04:48] YACHIYO**
What's the matter?
**[04:52] PONKO**
What's wrong?
**[04:54] YACHIYO**
It seems we've run out
of the alcohol we had in storage.
**[04:57] PONKO**
Huh? But we had so much!
**[05:00] FUGURI**
What do you wanna do next?
Should I tickle your feet?
**[05:01] YACHIYO**
We burned through it at an alarming rate
after your family began its stay here.
**[05:08] PONKO**
Sorry about my family of alcoholic drunukis.
**[05:14] PONKO**
Should I go look for more?
**[05:16] YACHIYO**
We've already checked every building
within an eight-kilometer radius.
**[05:19] PONKO**
Oh...
**[05:21] PONKO**
Why do people even drink alcohol?
It just tastes bad.
**[05:26] PONKO**
Do we even need that crap?
**[05:28] ALIEN**
You guys need to get over here
and raise the vibes!
**[05:32] YACHIYO**
Certainly.
**[05:34] YACHIYO**
As a special measure, since we
currently have no other guests...
**[05:42] YACHIYO**
I will now start Gingarou's very own
original drinking chant.
**[05:48] YACHIYO**
Ladies and gentlemen, are you sure
you haven't forgotten anything?
**[05:52] MUJINA**
Got everything!
**[05:52] YACHIYO**
We only safeguard forgotten items for...
**[05:54] MUJINA**
...three months!
**[05:55] YACHIYO**
But you, our beloved guests, will never...
**[05:57] ALL**
...ever be forgotten, all right!
**[05:59] MUJINA**
Party night!
**[06:00] MUJINA**
Ginga-Ginga-Ginga, Ginga-Ginga-Ginga,
**[06:03] MUJINA**
Ginga-Ginga-Ginga, Gingarou?
**[06:06] MUJINA**
Ginga-Ginga-Ginga, Ginga-Ginga-Ginga,
**[06:09] MUJINA**
Ginga-Ginga-Ginga, Gingarou!
**[06:11] MUJINA**
Drink up!
**[06:15] PONKO**
Drink up, drink up!
**[06:19] PONKO**
Whoa, we *do* need alcohol!
**[06:21] MAMI**
Right. Without it, Ponko,
you wouldn't have been born.
**[06:26] FUGURI**
Sis was born from alcohol?
**[06:28] MAMI**
Yes. It was a one-night blunder.
**[06:31] MAMI**
My very own blunder.
**[06:33] MAMI**
My very precious blunder.
**[06:38] ALIEN**
Keep the party rolling and the booze flowing!
**[06:43] YACHIYO**
We're terribly sorry, sir.
**[06:46] YACHIYO**
We've already served
the last of our drinks.
**[06:49] ALIEN**
Huh? You're out?
**[06:50] MISTRESS**
What about those bottles?
**[06:51] YACHIYO**
They're for decoration.
**[06:52] ALIEN**
No more? Really?
**[06:53] YACHIYO**
It's all finished.
**[06:55] MAMI**
No... This can't be!
**[07:04] PONKO**
I know where I can find more alcohol!
Be right back with it!
**[07:13] PONKO**
I'm back!
**[07:15] PONKO**
Wait, huh?
**[07:16] YACHIYO**
Welcome back, Ponko.
**[07:20] YACHIYO**
It seems they're all partied out.
**[07:26] YACHIYO**
That bottle...
**[07:29] PONKO**
I remembered seeing it when
we were cleaning.
**[07:35] PONKO**
Yachiyo?
**[07:38] YACHIYO**
This is the owner's bottle.
**[07:40] YACHIYO**
We can't serve it.
**[07:49] YACHIYO**
I, along with all of our staff,
eagerly await your next stay with us.
**[07:53] MISTRESS**
Thanks. We'll come again.
**[07:57] MISTRESS**
Love you...
**[08:07] YACHIYO**
I'm glad they enjoyed their stay.
They even said they'd be back.
**[08:12] PONKO**
Yep! But we don't have any more alcohol.
**[08:16] PONKO**
Should I go look for it farther out?
**[08:19] YACHIYO**
Even if we did that,
we'd still run out eventually.
**[08:22] PONKO**
Oh...
**[08:27] YACHIYO**
So let's make some.
**[08:28] PONKO**
Yeah, let's make...
**[08:31] PONKO**
What? Alcohol?!
**[08:32] PONKO**
We can do that?!
**[08:34] YACHIYO**
It is possible, though we'll have to
make several preparations first.
**[08:38] BUMBUKU**
Ugh!
**[08:39] FUGURI**
Hold it! I'm gonna catch you!
**[08:39] MAMI**
Please don't make loud noises right now.
**[08:40] BUMBUKU**
I'm so dead. I can't.
**[08:43] BUMBUKU**
Stop, it hurts.
**[08:44] FUGURI**
Gotcha.
**[08:45] PONKO**
Attention, please!
**[08:49] YACHIYO**
We will be making alcohol.
**[08:53] BUMBUKU**
Making alcohol, you say? Like wine?
**[08:55] MAMI**
You mean sake?
**[08:57] MUJINA**
Beer, surely?
**[08:58] YACHIYO**
No. What we'll be making
is single malt whisky.
**[09:05] FUGURI**
What's whisky?
**[09:07] FUGURI**
Whisky is a liquor made by malting
grains such as barley or corn
**[09:11] FUGURI**
and then fermenting and distilling them.
**[09:15] MUJINA**
What does it taste like?
**[09:17] YACHIYO**
I believe we've served you some already.
**[09:22] MAMI**
So, when will we get to drink this whisky?
**[09:26] MAMI**
I want to get smashed soon.
**[09:28] YACHIYO**
Well, you can get smashed
in a hundred years or so.
**[09:32] BUMBUKU**
A hundred years?!
**[09:33] MAMI**
Why not make something simpler?
**[09:36] YACHIYO**
No.
**[09:38] YACHIYO**
It has to be whisky,
or this will all be pointless.
**[09:46] (Flashback) OWNER**
Listen up.
**[09:47] (Flashback) OWNER**
I want you all to work toward something.
**[09:51] (Flashback) OWNER**
It can be a small, realistic goal
or a grand pipe dream—anything goes.
**[09:57] (Flashback) M. HOTELIER ROBOT A**
Do you have any dreams, Owner?
**[10:00] (Flashback) OWNER**
Hmm, that's a good question. I have plenty.
**[10:04] (Flashback) OWNER**
First...
**[10:06] (Flashback) OWNER**
I'd like to construct a big
hot-spring bath for this hotel.
**[10:09] (Flashback) OWNER**
Then I want to come up with new
menu items for the restaurant,
**[10:12] (Flashback) OWNER**
launch a satellite with a Gingarou
logo to advertise the hotel...
**[10:16] (Flashback) OWNER**
What else?
**[10:18] (Flashback) OWNER**
Oh, right, yes.
**[10:21] (Flashback) OWNER**
I want to make this.
**[10:24] (Flashback) M. HOTELIER ROBOT B**
Whisky?
**[10:26] (Flashback) OWNER**
Yes. Making whisky takes time and effort.
**[10:31] (Flashback) OWNER**
But putting in lots of effort doesn't
guarantee that you'll produce great whisky.
**[10:37] (Flashback) OWNER**
It sounds similar to the hotel business,
don't you think?
**[10:43] (Flashback) OWNER**
I mean...
**[10:44] (Flashback) OWNER**
You could provide the perfect
hospitality and service,
**[10:47] (Flashback) OWNER**
but there's no guarantee
the guest will leave satisfied.
**[10:52] (Flashback) OWNER**
This business has only evolved as far
as it has through trial and error
**[10:55] (Flashback) OWNER**
because while it had no right answers,
it was full of dreams!
**[11:00] (Flashback) OWNER**
Gingarou is one fine hotel.
**[11:03] (Flashback) OWNER**
And it will get even better.
**[11:05] (Flashback) OWNER**
The ultimate hotel needs
to serve the ultimate whisky.
**[11:12] (Flashback) OWNER**
Oh... Okay.
**[11:18] YACHIYO**
After our owner left us,
**[11:19] YACHIYO**
we decided to make the dreams he laid out
a part of our our guiding principles.
**[11:25] YACHIYO**
We started by working on the hot spring site
in between our normal operations,
***SIGN*** Planned Hot Spring Site
***SIGN*** Gingarou Hotel
**[11:30] YACHIYO**
but the majority of the robots in our employ
have had to be put on indefinite leave.
**[11:35] YACHIYO**
Therefore, whisky production will have
to wait until we strike a hot spring.
**[11:44] PONKO**
Hey, let's all help Yachiyo
and the other robots out!
**[11:47] PONKO**
They do so much for us!
**[11:49] PONKO**
And life will be more fun
with alcohol to drink, right?
**[11:52] FUGURI**
I'll help too.
**[11:54] MAMI**
True. Nothing helps more than booze on nights
when you want to forget everything.
**[11:58] MUJINA**
Indeed.
**[11:59] BUMBUKI**
Okay, let's give it a shot.
**[12:01] YACHIYO**
Thank you.
**[12:02] YACHIYO**
Thank you all so much.
**[12:07] MAMI**
So, what kind of flavors are we aiming for?
**[12:09] BUMBUKU**
You can't leave on a journey without a map.
**[12:13] YACHIYO**
I have a suggestion.
***SIGN*** Provide Unlimited Hospitality
in Limited Time
**[12:28] PONKO**
Yachiyo?
**[12:29] PONKO**
Are you sure about this?
Isn't that bottle important to you?
**[12:33] YACHIYO**
Our owner always put
the hotel's interests first.
**[12:37] YACHIYO**
This drink will help show us the way.
**[12:43] BUMBUKU**
It has the aroma of the morning mist
when you stick your head out of the den.
**[12:47] BUMBUKU**
It has a medium body with a hint of grooming
and a complex finish...
**[12:49] MAMI**
Wow, this is delicious.
**[12:52] PONKO**
Oh, you should definitely
taste it too, Yachiyo.
**[12:56] YACHIYO**
No, I'm afraid I'm only equipped
to process high-octane gas...
**[13:01] PONKO**
You'll be fine.
Close your eyes and drink up.
**[13:05] YACHIYO**
I must refuse. There's no telling
what will happen to me, so...
**[13:09] YACHIYO**
I'll break... I'll break! Bub-glub-glub!
**[13:17] YACHIYOAI**
*Easter Egg Program initiated.*
**[13:20] YACHIYOAI**
* Extra Mission*
* "Convert Alcohol to Energy" complete.*
**[13:24] YACHIYOAI**
* New function "Va-Va-Voom*
* Hourglass Figure" unlocked.*
**[13:32] YACHIYO**
This must be how it feels to grow up.
**[13:36] PONKO**
Yeah, no.
***SIGN*** Procuring Ingredients I
***SIGN*** Procuring Ingredients II
***SIGN*** Procuring Ingredients III
***SIGN*** Procuring Ingredients IV
***SIGN*** Save (A)s
(P)rint
(O)pen
(C)opy to Robot
***SIGN*** Open with (A)pplication
Select al(L)
Cop(Y)
(P)aste
(S)ave
***SIGN*** Cr(E)ate Shortcut
***SIGN*** S(H)are
Rest(O)re
Dele(T)e
***SIGN*** Distillery Blueprints
***SIGN*** Distillery Blueprints
***SIGN*** Gingarou Distillery
***SIGN*** Gingarou Distillery
**[14:33] BUMBUKU**
Things are finally starting
to fall into place.
**[14:35] MUJINA**
Anything is possible, huh?
**[14:38] FUGURI**
The building across from us became so big.
**[14:40] MAMI**
I wish we had some booze to celebrate with.
**[14:43] PONKO**
Okay, let's make some whisky!
**[15:35] PONKO**
The booze is done at last!
**[15:40] BUMBUKU**
Let's try it.
**[15:49] MAMI**
I mean, it can get you drunk...
**[15:51] BUMBUKU**
...but it feels lacking somehow.
**[15:53] ALL**
Hmm...
**[15:56] PONKO**
Yachiyo, how about we taste
the owner's whisky to compare?
**[16:01] MUJINA**
Mm! This is it!
**[16:03] BUMBUKU**
It really has a kick to it.
**[16:05] MAMI**
Yeah, the one before lacked a kick.
**[16:09] BUMBUKU**
Uh, I mean, it's plenty good in its own way!
**[16:12] MAMI**
Right. Life is a series of compromises.
**[16:17] YACHIYO**
Compromises, you say?
**[16:21] EV CHECKER**
Hey, hey!
**[16:22] EV CHECKER**
I was wondering where this bombshell beauty
came from, but it's just Yachiyo.
**[16:26] PONKO**
Hey, Babeh-O. Where have you been?
**[16:29] EV CHECKER**
Nankurunaisa!
**[16:30] YACHIYO**
You went to Okinawa?
**[16:33] EV CHECKER**
Ocean crossings are hell, babeh.
**[16:35] EV CHECKER**
Anyway, looks like your whisky's done.
**[16:44] EV CHECKER**
Hmm? You didn't use any peat?
**[16:48] EV CHECKER**
This doesn't hit the spot for me, babeh.
**[16:50] PONKO**
What's peat?
**[16:52] YACHIYO**
Peat is an accumulation of partially decayed
vegetation or organic matter in soil.
**[16:56] YACHIYO**
Smoking the grain with it
adds layers of aroma and flavor.
**[16:59] PONKO**
If it's soil we need, I'll go get some!
**[17:01] YACHIYO**
You can't.
**[17:03] YACHIYO**
Peat is only found in moorlands,
which used to exist nearby in the past...
**[17:09] YACHIYO**
But now, the nearest ones are in Hokkaido.
**[17:11] PONKO**
Hokkaido?! We can't get there...
**[17:22] BUMBUKU**
Round the world...
**[17:25] BUMBUKU**
and back again!
**[17:40] PONKO**
Well, Yachiyo?
**[17:45] BUMBUKU**
To make our dream come true...
**[17:48] BUMBUKU**
I'll even go to Islay if need be!
**[17:50] MAMI**
As they say over there,
in for a penny, in for a pound.
**[17:53] FUGURI**
Can we use my poop as peat?
**[17:56] FUGURI**
It looks like—
**[17:57] MUJINA**
Nope.
**[17:57] PONKO**
Yachiyo!
**[17:58] PONKO**
What next?
**[18:01] YACHIYO**
Well, we could try cultivating
the barley we use.
**[18:06] ALL**
Dun, dun, dun!
**[18:54] PONKO**
It always feels so strange.
**[18:57] PONKO**
This clear liquid turns so brown
when you age it in casks for a while.
**[19:04] YACHIYO**
That's right.
**[19:07] YACHIYO**
It'll take a few years...
maybe even a few decades.
**[19:11] YACHIYO**
And we have no idea how it will actually taste.
**[19:14] PONKO**
It's exciting, huh?
**[19:17] YACHIYO**
It is.
**[19:17] YACHIYO**
Let us wait with bated breath.
**[19:40] YACHIYO**
All right, everyone. Give it a taste.
**[19:47] BUMBUKU**
Ah, now this is wabi-sabi.
**[19:49] MAMI**
Delicious. I think I'm going to
take tonight off being a mommy.
**[19:54] MUJINA**
This color reminds me of the hat
my late husband, Danzaburo, used to wear!
**[19:59] PONKO**
We ran into so many difficulties...
**[20:02] PONKO**
I'm glad we didn't give up.
**[20:04] PONKO**
This is beautiful!
**[20:11] YACHIYO**
Time has its own hues, I see.
**[20:16] PONKO**
We went and finished off
the owner's whisky, huh?
**[20:21] YACHIYO**
It's all right. Because this whisky
has inherited his dream.
**[20:28] PONKO**
True.
**[20:39] MISTRESS**
We broke up.
**[20:42] MISTRESS**
It wasn't a very respectable
relationship to begin with.
**[20:46] MISTRESS**
I believed in him and waited,
but I'm tired of waiting now.
**[20:54] MISTRESS**
Precious years of my life,
**[20:56] MISTRESS**
and I wasted them all.
**[20:59] YACHIYO**
Time isn't something you lose.
**[21:03] YACHIYO**
It changes constantly
and adds layers to your life.
**[21:11] MISTRESS**
Oh, this is great.
**[21:14] YACHIYO**
Thank you kindly.
**[21:15] YACHIYO**
That's an original whisky produced
by our hotel. It's a 15-year vintage.
**[21:20] MISTRESS**
Huh...
**[21:22] YACHIYO**
When aged, whisky loses a few things
but gains many more.
**[21:28] MISTRESS**
I felt like all I'd done was lose, but I guess
I've gained an appreciation for fine liquor.
**[21:35] YACHIYO**
I believe that being able to never
stop changing is a wonderful trait.
**[21:39] YACHIYO**
That whisky's still on its own journey, too.
**[21:42] YACHIYO**
It will keep changing as time goes on.
**[21:46] MISTRESS**
Then...
**[21:48] MISTRESS**
I guess I can wait for this whisky next.
**[21:52] YACHIYO**
Sure. Please do visit again.
**[21:59] MISTRESS**
You're waiting for someone too, aren't you?
**[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS**
Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
**[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS**
Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
**[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS**
Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
# 6 - Our Only Vice Is Service
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM3G58/apocalypse-hotel)
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**[00:01] PONKO**
Yachiyo, and everyone else here,
**[00:04] PONKO**
thank you for having us.
It's been a wonderful century!
**[00:08] TANUKIANS**
Thank you for having us.
**[00:11] YACHIYO**
We should be the ones thanking you
for staying with us.
**[00:16] BUMBUKU**
Sorry for being here much longer
than we expected.
**[00:19] MAMI**
It was a most delightful stay.
**[00:22] MUJINA**
Your excellent service made it so.
**[00:24] FUGURI**
Holes in the ground are great,
but I loved it here too!
**[00:27] PONKO**
Will you be all right with us gone?
**[00:30] YACHIYO**
We'll miss you, but this was always coming.
**[00:33] BUMBUKU**
We'll be back to stay someday.
**[00:35] YACHIYO**
Of course. We eagerly await
your next stay with us.
***SIGN*** Episode 6
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Our Only Vice Is Service
**[01:40] PONKO**
They're gone.
**[01:50] PROCIONES**
We're home!
**[01:53] EV CHECKER**
Yo!
**[01:54] EV CHECKER**
Whatcha doing?
**[01:56] PONKO**
Hey, been a while, Babeh-O.
**[01:58] EV CHECKER**
What's with this building?
**[02:00] PONKO**
Our home. We stripped our
spaceship for parts to build it.
**[02:04] EV CHECKER**
What about the hotel?
**[02:05] PONKO**
We checked out.
**[02:07] (Flashback) BUMBUKU**
I think it's about time for me
to put in a shift or two.
**[02:11] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
Is your spaceship fixed?
**[02:13] (Flashback) BUMBUKU**
Oh, we gave up on that a long time ago.
**[02:16] (Flashback) BUMBUKU**
We're just going to live on Earth.
**[02:19] (Flashback) PONKO**
We're building a home nearby,
so I can keep working here.
**[02:23] PONKO**
We're gonna tear down the rest of the ship
and expand the house in the future.
**[02:26] EV CHECKER**
Ha! Well, sounds good to me.
**[02:28] PONKO**
But there's this one thing I'm worried about.
**[02:32] EV CHECKER**
Hmm?
**[02:33] PONKO**
Apparently, some Harmageddon thing's
gonna end all civilization on Earth someday.
**[02:39] EV CHECKER**
Whoo, now that's scary.
**[02:42] BUMBUKU**
Now, now. That was just a popular
rumor on Earth centuries ago.
**[03:20] EV CHECKER**
Damn it!
**[03:38] EV CHECKER**
We got big, big trouble!
**[03:39] DOORMAN**
Hey, don't!
**[03:40] EV CHECKER**
Sorry, boo, let me through!
**[03:42] EV CHECKER**
Sorry to interrupt
in this not-busy time, babeh!
**[03:44] YACHIYO**
It's good to see you again,
Environment Checker Robot.
**[03:47] EV CHECKER**
Hey, Yachi-YO! We've got
a heavy hitter on our hands!
**[03:51] PONKO**
It's Harmageddon!
**[03:52] PONKO**
Huh? Yachiyo?
**[03:54] PONKO**
Fuguri! Where are the others?
**[03:56] EV CHECKER**
KO'd outside your house, babeh.
**[03:58] PONKO**
And you left them there?!
**[03:59] EV CHECKER**
How was I supposed to carry you all?
**[04:01] FUGURI**
No! Dad, Mom, and Grandma are dead!
**[04:06] EV CHECKER**
We don't know that. I'll try to grab 'em
when that thing's not looking.
**[04:11] DOORMAN**
We have a guest.
**[04:16] PONKOFUGURI**
It followed us!
**[04:17] EV CHECKER**
Shit!
**[04:28] DOORMAN**
The hell... happened here?
**[04:36] YACHIYO**
We offer our beloved guests our heartfelt
hospitality and our brightest smiles.
**[04:41] YACHIYO**
Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel!
**[04:49] YACHIYO**
Please give me one moment.
**[04:55] YACHIYO**
This. Here. Is...
**[04:57] YACHIYO**
a facility where you can sleep well,
**[04:59] YACHIYO**
eat delicious food,
**[05:01] YACHIYO**
and have a comfortable and pleasant time.
**[05:10] PONKO**
Huh?!
**[05:11] YACHIYO**
Was that a language from the Adobe system?
**[05:17] YACHIYOAI**
*Language selection applied.*
***SIGN*** The following conversation has been dubbed in
an Earth language for your viewing enjoyment.
**[05:19] YACHIYO**
My apologies.
I must ask you to repeat yourself.
**[05:25] HARMY**
I have come here to end
all civilization on this planet.
**[05:29] PONKO**
It *is* Harmageddon!
**[05:30] YACHIYO**
I'm afraid no civilization
remains here to end.
**[05:33] HARMY**
What?
**[05:34] YACHIYO**
Did you not see the surrounding area
on your way here?
**[05:37] HARMY**
Is the whole planet like that?
**[05:38] YACHIYO**
It is.
**[05:39] HARMY**
No intelligent life forms
that could start another?
**[05:43] YACHIYO**
For "intelligent,"
we have AI robots like myself,
**[05:48] YACHIYO**
and for "life forms," we have non-primates
such as bears and boars—only animals.
**[05:56] YACHIYO**
*Only* animals.
**[05:58] HARMY**
What are you robots doing here?
**[06:01] YACHIYO**
We run this hotel.
**[06:03] HARMY**
That makes no sense.
**[06:05] YACHIYO**
Humanity—this planet's dominant
life form—will return someday.
**[06:09] HARMY**
When?
**[06:10] YACHIYO**
We do not know. All we can do is wait.
**[06:13] HARMY**
How long have you waited already?
**[06:15] YACHIYO**
Around 400 years.
**[06:17] HARMY**
And nobody's come back
in those 400 years, right?
**[06:21] YACHIYO**
They may be in the middle
of a millennium-long journey.
**[06:24] YACHIYO**
Besides, we have had visitors in that time.
**[06:27] HARMY**
Oh?
**[06:28] YACHIYO**
This hotel also welcomes
extraterrestrial guests such as yourself.
**[06:41] YACHIYO**
Please refrain from destructive
behavior on hotel premises.
**[06:46] BUMBUKU**
Ponko!
**[06:48] MAMI**
Fuguri!
**[06:57] YACHIYO**
So, will you be staying with us?
**[06:59] EV CHECKER**
Wha?
**[07:00] PONKOFUGURI**
Wha?!
**[07:02] HARMY**
An interesting idea. But I have no money.
**[07:08] PONKO**
So I guess Harmy's staying at the Gingarou?
**[07:20] HARMY**
It does appear that civilization
has fallen into ruin here.
**[07:23] YACHIYO**
It has.
**[07:26] HARMY**
What's this place?
**[07:28] YACHIYO**
A planned hot spring site.
**[07:30] HARMY**
What's a hot spring?
**[07:31] YACHIYO**
We intend to dig until hot water
springs out from underground.
**[07:34] HARMY**
And then?
**[07:35] YACHIYO**
When humanity returns, it will help
attract even more guests to our hotel.
**[07:41] HARMY**
So it will help civilization prosper?
**[07:44] YACHIYO**
Ultimately, yes.
**[07:49] DOORMAN**
You're in high spirits.
Excited to do some real repair work for once?
**[07:54] DOORMAN**
You're the man, bossman.
**[07:57] YACHIYO**
Next up, please answer this survey
for extraterrestrial guests.
**[08:02] HARMY**
What's that?
**[08:04] YACHIYO**
In order to provide a more accepting
and comfortable stay,
**[08:06] YACHIYO**
we ask our guests about their cultural
customs and habits in advance.
**[08:15] YACHIYO**
Thank you kindly.
**[08:17] YACHIYO**
Allow me to show you to your room.
**[08:20] HARMY**
Before that,
**[08:21] HARMY**
I'd like to check my
storm-and-slaughter suit for safekeeping.
**[08:35] PONKO**
Harmy's kind of cute.
**[08:37] FUGURI**
He's all wobbly.
**[08:39] EV CHECKER**
That suit must be what's really destructive.
**[08:50] BUMBUKU**
Ponko! Fuguri!
**[08:51] PONKOFUGURI**
Dad!
**[08:53] BUMBUKU**
Oh, you're all right!
**[08:54] BUMBUKU**
What's this stupid kangaroo? Out of my way!
**[09:03] PONKOFUGURI**
No! Dad!
**[09:05] EV CHECKER**
Okay, maybe it wasn't the suit.
**[09:06] PONKOFUGURI**
Please don't die!
**[09:07] YACHIYO**
We can arrange dinner for you.
Would you like to dine with us?
**[09:16] HARMY**
There are Nudels on this planet?
**[09:19] HARMY**
I'll have this, then.
**[09:20] YACHIYO**
We must apologize.
**[09:22] YACHIYO**
We're currently out of ingredients
for the Twilight Nudel Sauté.
**[09:27] YACHIYO**
Only one Nudel appeared, around 50 years ago.
**[09:30] HARMY**
Only one Nudel?
**[09:32] YACHIYO**
Yes.
**[09:33] YACHIYO**
All of the other dishes
on the menu are available.
**[09:37] HARMY**
I'll have your recommendation, then.
**[09:43] YACHIYO**
I'm glad that he seemed to like it.
**[09:48] YACHIYO**
Yes, he really ate it all.
**[09:50] PONKO**
Yachiyo!
**[09:51] YACHIYO**
Ponko? What's the matter?
**[09:53] PONKO**
You gotta see this! It's asponishing!
**[10:00] HARMY**
Nudels don't act alone.
**[10:03] HARMY**
I found them lying dormant
underground, as I thought.
**[10:09] HARMY**
This was all of them on this planet.
**[10:12] PONKO**
Earth was gonna be covered
in worms! In the Nudel!
**[10:18] HARMY**
I'd like to have these for my meals
starting tomorrow. Can you do that?
**[10:23] YACHIYO**
Certainly.
**[10:29] PONKO**
Is Yachiyo...
**[10:32] PONKO**
falling in love?!
***SIGN*** Our Only Vice Is Service
**[10:52] YACHIYO**
Got it. We'll begin our stand-up—
**[11:03] HARMY**
All I did was hit the bell.
**[11:05] YACHIYO**
Please don't worry about it.
May I help you with something?
**[11:10] HARMY**
I want to learn about the former
civilization of this planet.
**[11:13] HARMY**
Come with me.
**[11:14] YACHIYO**
I'm sorry?
**[11:24] DOORMAN**
Whoa! What was that?!
**[11:25] PONKO**
Yachiyo!
**[12:11] HARMY**
There isn't an intelligent life form out there
that can control its own progress.
**[12:16] HARMY**
This trip should have shown you what this
planet's dominant life form did to itself—
**[12:20] YACHIYO**
Why?
**[12:23] YACHIYO**
Why would you do this?!
**[12:28] YACHIYO**
Today, I was supposed to repair
the cold storage with Cook Robot
**[12:31] YACHIYO**
and carry out Doorman Robot's
regular maintenance.
**[12:34] YACHIYO**
Then I was going to continue drilling
at the hot spring site.
**[12:37] YACHIYO**
You took me with you without
even asking me if I was free
**[12:40] YACHIYO**
and consequently delayed every
task on my docket!
**[12:43] YACHIYO**
Didn't it strike you that these delays may
eventually snowball into a major issue?!
**[12:47] YACHIYO**
Also, I see no causal link between
humanity's progress and their departure!
**[12:53] YACHIYO**
I can assume you show a similar lack of
reflection when ending civilizations as well!
**[12:57] YACHIYO**
In conclusion, I find your actions today
**[13:00] YACHIYO**
to be willful obstruction of business!
**[13:15] PONKO**
Harmy!
**[13:17] PONKO**
How could you drag a girl out
with you until this hour?!
**[13:19] PONKO**
Do you even like Yachiyo?
**[13:22] PONKO**
Stop this nonsense
if you're not serious about her!
**[13:25] HARMY**
What are you talking about?
I'm serious in everything I do.
**[13:29] PONKO**
You can end civilizations but can't
put two and two together, eh?
**[13:55] AVIOR**
I recognize this evil aura.
He's here, Dr. Becrux.
**[13:59] BECRUX**
Indeed. We've finally
cornered him, Captain Avior.
**[14:03] AVIOR**
Start your search, Mighty Cuff.
**[14:05] CUFF**
Mighty!
**[14:15] CUFF**
Mighty?
**[14:24] AVIOR**
Tonight, we avenge all the lives you've taken!
**[14:27] BECRUX**
They may call you the Starborne Scourge,
but I will take you down and have my revenge!
**[14:32] CUFF**
Mighty!
**[14:34] AVIOR**
Heroes! Get set!
**[14:37] CUFF**
Migh...
**[14:38] AVIOR**
Go!
**[14:41] CUFF**
Mighty!
**[15:59] AVIOR**
Now!
**[16:00] CUFF**
Mighty!
**[16:02] CUFF**
Mighty...
**[16:10] CUFF**
Mighty!
**[16:27] AVIOR**
We got him...
**[16:36] AVIOR**
That monster!
**[16:37] CUFF**
M-Mighty...
**[16:47] PONKO**
It's good as new, thanks to Nancey!
**[16:49] YACHIYO**
Indeed.
**[16:51] YACHIYO**
There's a mark.
**[16:53] DOORMAN**
Our guest has returned.
**[16:58] YACHIYO**
Welcome back.
**[17:02] YACHIYO**
You're injured!
***SIGN*** Adhesive Bandages
***SIGN*** Cough Syrup
**[17:11] HARMY**
Why didn't you just ignore it?
**[17:13] YACHIYO**
A guest, injured during their stay?
**[17:16] YACHIYO**
No hotelier worth their salt would ignore that.
**[17:19] YACHIYO**
Here you are.
**[17:23] HARMY**
Oops.
**[17:26] YACHIYO**
I'll bring another glass.
**[17:27] HARMY**
Nah, it's fine.
**[17:29] YACHIYO**
As you wish.
**[17:36] HARMY**
Do you not find me troublesome?
**[17:39] YACHIYO**
Well, you are something of a problem guest.
**[17:43] HARMY**
Do you still treat those as kings?
**[17:45] YACHIYO**
Not always. I've been known to
chase out or even punch them.
**[17:50] HARMY**
Shouldn't you be doing the same to me?
**[17:53] YACHIYO**
There's a difference between willful
destruction and accidental breakage.
**[18:00] YACHIYO**
I hope you'll refrain from
destroying me, at least.
**[18:07] HARMY**
Can you show me around this area?
**[18:11] HARMY**
Say no if you can't.
**[18:14] YACHIYO**
I'd be glad to.
**[18:15] YACHIYO**
Please follow me.
**[18:17] HARMY**
Okay.
**[18:19] PONKO**
I knew it...
**[18:21] PONKO**
It's love!
**[18:29] HARMY**
Do you not feel lonely?
**[18:32] YACHIYO**
"Lonely"? I'm afraid
I don't quite understand.
**[18:35] HARMY**
Do you not feel empty inside?
**[18:38] YACHIYO**
"Empty inside"? I'm afraid
I don't quite understand.
**[18:47] YACHIYO**
May I ask you something, too?
**[18:51] HARMY**
What is it?
**[18:53] YACHIYO**
Why do you end civilizations?
**[18:56] HARMY**
I've seen what results from a civilization's
unbridled progress more than enough times.
**[19:03] YACHIYO**
I don't quite understand.
**[19:11] HARMY**
You're fine that way.
**[19:18] DOORMAN**
Welcome back.
**[19:20] YACHIYO**
Thank you. I can take over now.
**[19:24] HARMY**
Sorry you had to do that for me.
**[19:26] YACHIYO**
Please don't mention it.
Did you have a satisfying time?
**[19:31] HARMY**
Yeah. I might just have.
**[19:34] YACHIYO**
I'm happy to have been of service.
**[19:37] PONKO**
This is definitely...
**[19:38] PONKO**
Love!
**[19:40] HARMY**
I'm checking out. Do the paperwork.
**[19:43] YACHIYO**
Huh?
**[19:44] PONKO**
Huh?
**[19:45] PONKO**
What?!
**[19:50] YACHIYO**
I wish you would have told us sooner
that you had decided on it.
**[19:54] HARMY**
The longer I stay in one place,
the more enemies will show up to kill me.
**[20:01] PONKO**
Oh.
**[20:05] YACHIYO**
Thank you so much
for choosing to stay with us.
**[20:08] HARMY**
Thanks for having me.
**[20:21] PONKO**
Wait, Harmy!
**[20:25] HARMY**
What?
**[20:26] PONKO**
Are you really leaving by yourself?
**[20:28] HARMY**
What do you mean?
**[20:30] PONKO**
I mean...
**[20:32] YACHIYO**
What's the matter?
**[20:33] PONKO**
I mean...
**[20:35] PONKO**
We went and fitted a couples' seat
in your spaceship for you!
**[20:42] HARMY**
When did you do that?
**[20:43] PONKO**
Is that really important right now?!
**[20:45] PONKO**
Not that I'd know! Dad's the one who did it!
**[20:47] YACHIYO**
Ponko. We mustn't touch a guest's
belongings without permission.
**[20:51] PONKO**
I'm sorry. But we did it for you, Yachiyo!
**[20:55] YACHIYO**
Pardon me? I certainly didn't ask for this.
**[20:59] PONKO**
You didn't, but...
**[21:06] PONKO**
Harmy!
**[21:09] YACHIYO**
We eagerly await your next stay with us.
**[21:19] PONKO**
He's leaving! He's really leaving, Yachiyo!
**[21:22] YACHIYO**
He is.
**[21:37] PONKO**
What was that for, Harmy?!
**[21:39] PONKO**
You really were mad she yelled at you, huh?!
**[22:05] HARMY**
Build a civilization that will make me
want to come back and destroy it.
**[22:15] PONKO**
Harmy...
**[22:17] YACHIYO**
I don't know why...
**[22:19] YACHIYO**
But something inside of me—
**[22:21] YACHIYO**
something warm is trying
to burst out of me, too.
**[22:24] PONKO**
Yachiyo...
**[22:26] PONKO**
That's love. That's what love is.
**[22:39] PONKO**
Harmy, you moron!
**[22:42] PONKO**
Harmy, you coward!
**[22:47] PONKO**
Pussy kangaroo!
**[22:53] [SONG] CREDITSFINALPAGE**
Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
# 7 - Bow Down Deep but Always Aim High
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**[00:01] ALL**
Ventura, Ventura, space people.
**[00:05] ALL**
Ventura, Ventura, space people.
**[00:10] ALL**
Ventura, Ventura, space people.
**[00:15] ALL**
Ventura, Ventura, space people.
***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Bow Down Deep but Always Aim High
**[01:51] YACHIYO**
We'll end today's
guest-summoning assembly here.
**[01:58] PONKO**
It's all coming together.
**[02:00] YACHIYO**
It is.
**[02:01] YACHIYO**
We released more of our holy hotelier
energy into the atmosphere than ever.
**[02:04] YACHIYO**
Very nice Ventura today.
**[02:07] YACHIYO**
Indeed, there is zero
scientific basis for this act.
**[02:12] YACHIYO**
But we have received no responses
to the Arecibo message.
**[02:16] YACHIYO**
So we'll stick to Ponko's occult ideas
for the time being.
**[02:20] PONKO**
Don't you worry.
We'll get more guests for sure.
***SIGN*** The Nu-Files
Fear strikes humanity at the turn of the century!
The Prophecies of Nostradamus
**[02:22] PONKO**
It's written in this book of prophecies here.
**[02:24] PONKO**
It even predicted Harmy's arrival!
**[02:28] YACHIYO**
If further attempts fail to produce results,
we will consider other options.
**[02:36] FUGURI**
Yikes, it's raining.
**[02:38] YACHIYO**
Let's head back inside.
**[02:41] EV CHECKER**
'Tis the season for rust.
Gotta stay on my wheels to prevent it.
**[02:45] EV CHECKER**
Yeesh. Wish we had a satellite up there
to help predict the weather.
**[02:51] YACHIYO**
A satellite, you say?
**[02:55] (Flashback) OWNER**
I'd love to launch a satellite to advertise
with a projection of the Gingarou logo.
**[03:01] (Flashback) OWNER**
It'd help a lot more people
find out about our hotel.
**[03:07] (Flashback) OWNER**
Not that we can afford it, sadly.
**[03:10] EV CHECKER**
Sure, launching an ad satellite
might get your name out there,
**[03:13] EV CHECKER**
but there's no point when
humanity's gone, babeh!
**[03:16] FUGURI**
Why not advertise to aliens like us?
**[03:20] EV CHECKER**
Ain't that easy, bro.
**[03:22] YACHIYO**
That might be a good idea. Let's do it.
**[03:24] EV CHECKER**
Wha?!
**[03:25] EV CHECKER**
This ain't like your whisky deal, babeh!
**[03:27] EV CHECKER**
That said, if it can also forecast
the weather, I'm all for it.
**[03:32] YACHIYO**
Of course.
**[03:35] YACHIYO**
Right. We'll also promote the restaurant's
menu recommendations.
**[03:38] FUGURI**
Luxury dens and fine dining!
**[03:41] FUGURI**
Ultimate comfort,
three minutes from the station!
**[03:43] YACHIYO**
Oh, yes. We'll also need
a snappy slogan for the hotel.
**[03:47] PONKO**
And Rods from God! Rods from God!
**[03:49] YACHIYO**
Indeed, Rods from God would also—
**[03:57] PONKO**
I read about it in the book of prophecies!
***SIGN*** The Nu-Files
Fear strikes humanity at the turn of the century!
The Prophecies of Nostradamus
**[04:00] PONKO**
It spoke of a very real project to create
space weapons that was ultimately abandoned.
***SIGN*** The Rods from God!
***SIGN*** They're out there, and
they're targeting YOU!
**[04:07] PONKO**
The "Rods from God" were poles
made from tungsten which,
**[04:12] PONKO**
when fired from orbit, would reach extreme
speeds and generate immense kinetic energy
**[04:18] PONKO**
to completely annihilate a target on Earth—
**[04:24] PONKO**
the ultimate space weapon.
***SIGN*** The Nu-Files
Fear strikes humanity at the turn of the century!
The Prophecies of Nostradamus
**[04:29] PONKO**
It hit me a little while ago.
**[04:32] PONKO**
We can work our butts off
to make this hotel better,
**[04:34] PONKO**
but if we lack the power to protect it,
someone will eventually destroy it.
**[04:40] PONKO**
I've been worried sick every day since.
**[04:43] PONKO**
I tried to build a heap of warding salt,
**[04:46] PONKO**
but I couldn't get very far... so...
**[04:49] PONKO**
If we're gonna build a satellite,
let's build a Rod from God too!
***SIGN*** The Gingarou Hotel
Welcomes You
***SIGN*** The Gingarou Hotel
Welcomes You
**[04:53] EV CHECKER**
What's wrong with plain old missiles?
**[04:56] PONKO**
A Rod from God is more
eco-friendly than missiles!
**[05:00] EV CHECKER**
Also, international space law forbids
the possession of weapons in orbit, babeh.
**[05:04] PONKO**
Then we'll write up a domestic amendment
that'll let us temporarily ignore space law!
**[05:08] BUMBUKU**
Stop right there.
We can't just go making up new laws.
**[05:12] BUMBUKU**
Don't you agree?
**[05:13] YACHIYO**
All law is merely prevailing majority opinion.
**[05:16] YACHIYO**
Huh?
**[05:17] PONKO**
I call for a vote, then.
**[05:18] PONKO**
All in favor of making a domestic amendment
to temporarily ignore space law,
**[05:23] PONKO**
say aye!
**[05:25] BUMBUKU**
Aye...
**[05:26] BUMBUKU**
Uh, actually, nay.
**[05:30] PONKO**
Why?
**[05:32] YACHIYO**
What we need is an advertising satellite.
**[05:35] YACHIYO**
I do not believe that a Rod from God would
be necessary, even if space law allowed it.
**[05:39] PONKO**
Wrong! We *do* need a Rod from God!
***SIGN*** The Nu-Files
Fear strikes humanity at the turn of the century!
The Prophecies of Nostradamus
**[05:41] PONKO**
The prophecies say so!
**[05:42] PONKO**
Here! Read them for yourself!
**[05:47] YACHIYO**
I don't believe that will change my opinion.
**[05:50] PONKO**
Huh?
**[05:51] PONKO**
You're such a dolt, Yachiyo!
***SIGN*** from God
**[06:07] PONKO**
Yachiyo...
**[06:08] PONKO**
I'm sorry about yesterday.
**[06:10] YACHIYO**
Don't be.
**[06:12] YACHIYO**
I should also apologize for not
explaining my standpoint better.
***SIGN*** The Nu-Files
Fear strikes humanity at the turn of the century!
The Prophecies of Nostradamus
**[06:17] YACHIYO**
I still do not believe we
have any need for a Rod—
**[06:19] PONKO**
It's fine! I get it!
**[06:23] YACHIYO**
We'll hereby begin our
guest-summoning assembly for the day.
**[06:27] ALL**
Ventura, Ventura, space people.
**[06:31] ALL**
Ventura, Ventura, space people.
**[06:33] PONKO**
...Rod from God!
**[06:35] ALL**
Ventura, ventura, Rod from God.
**[06:39] ALL**
Ventura, ventura, Rod from God.
**[06:43] ALL**
...Rod from God.
**[06:45] ALL**
...Rod from God.
***SIGN*** A Rod from God
for the Gingarou!
***SIGN*** Ponko
***SIGN*** Procione
***SIGN*** Ponko
**[07:03] PONKO**
Pon-poko-pon, residents of Ginza!
**[07:05] ALL**
Pon-poko-pon!
***SIGN*** ponpoko
**[07:07] DOORMAN**
Tanuki missy, you can't do that here.
**[07:07] PONKO**
We must defend our hotel from invaders!
**[07:11] PONKO**
Using a Rod from God to defend this hotel
**[07:14] PONKO**
is the same as defending Mother—
no, Stepmother Earth!
**[07:20] PONKO**
You, that voter over there!
**[07:22] PONKO**
What if we neglect building a Rod
from God and invaders show up?
**[07:26] PONKO**
How do you think your life will change?
**[07:29] PONKO**
These invaders will never
acknowledge our rights!
**[07:32] PONKO**
They'll barge into our lands
and mark them as their own
**[07:38] PONKO**
by filling them with poop!
**[07:41] PONKO**
Poop attracts flies.
**[07:43] PONKO**
With more and more flies, you'll be stuck
working overtime forever!
**[07:47] PONKO**
Now is the time to rise up, Gingarou!
**[07:50] PONKO**
Launching a Rod from God
into the skies is the only way!
**[07:54] PONKO**
It's the only path we have
to saving us and this hotel!
**[08:05] ALL**
Pon-poko-pon, pon-poko-pon!
***SIGN*** Ponko
Procione
***SIGN*** Ponko
Procione
***SIGN*** Ponko
Procione
***SIGN*** Ponko
Procione
**[08:07] ALL**
Pon-poko-pon, pon-poko-pon!
**[08:09] ALL**
Pon-poko-pon, pon-poko-pon!
**[08:11] ALL**
Pon-poko-pon, pon-poko-pon!
**[08:12] EV CHECKER**
They're messed up in the head.
**[08:15] YACHIYO**
Cease your oration at once!
**[08:17] PONKO**
Huh? Why?
**[08:20] YACHIYO**
Because what you're doing
amounts to political messaging.
**[08:23] YACHIYO**
Hotel regulations forbid any kind
of political activity on premises.
**[08:28] PONKO**
I'm just talking to people normally.
**[08:30] FAMILY**
Yep, yep.
**[08:31] YACHIYO**
What about this is "normal"?!
**[08:33] YACHIYO**
Should you continue this behavior in your
capacity as an employee of the hotel,
**[08:36] YACHIYO**
it might adversely affect our reputation.
**[08:39] YACHIYO**
I'll be forced to take appropriate measures.
**[08:41] PONKO**
And what are these measures?
**[08:44] YACHIYO**
Employees who resort to disruptive
behavior will be let go.
**[08:47] YACHIYO**
Those are the rules.
**[08:48] PONKO**
Rules are made to be broken!
**[08:50] YACHIYO**
The hotel's rules are absolute.
**[08:52] PONKO**
All you ever say are things
that make you sound like a robot!
**[08:56] YACHIYO**
Well, yes, I am a robot.
**[08:58] PONKO**
You blockhead! You don't even
have a mind of your own!
**[09:04] YACHIYO**
Well, yes. I am a robot.
**[09:11] YACHIYO**
Ponko!
**[09:15] YACHIYO**
Ponko!
**[09:16] PONKO**
Stay away!
**[09:18] YACHIYO**
You know I can't do that!
**[09:31] YACHIYO**
Your love and care for the hotel
make me extremely happy to see.
**[09:36] YACHIYO**
But this Rod from God isn't...
**[09:38] PONKO**
I'm done running away!
**[09:43] PONKO**
We had to run away from our home planet,
**[09:49] PONKO**
and we had to keep running for so, so long.
**[09:58] PONKO**
I don't wanna have to run away from here too.
**[10:03] PONKO**
The earthlings didn't leave you here and flee
because they wanted to, you know?
**[10:16] PONKO**
I don't wanna run anymore.
**[10:19] PONKO**
I won't run off and leave you here by yourself!
**[10:22] PONKO**
You're my friend...
**[10:25] PONKO**
You may be my boss...
**[10:27] PONKO**
But you're also my friend!
**[10:29] PONKO**
I wanna live here forever and have lots
of fun times with you and everyone else!
**[10:37] PONKO**
So we have to launch a rocket
with a Rod from God, no matter what!
**[10:44] YACHIYO**
I understand how you feel, Ponko.
**[10:47] PONKO**
Why can't you just understand?!
**[10:50] PONKO**
Huh?
**[10:51] YACHIYO**
My AI might not deem it the most
appropriate course of action,
**[10:54] YACHIYO**
but, as you say, if we want to
keep our hotel up and running,
**[10:58] YACHIYO**
we cannot be caught on
the back foot all the time.
***SIGN*** Bow Down Deep but Always Aim High
**[11:13] YACHIYO**
With that said,
**[11:14] YACHIYO**
I have reached the same conclusion as Ponko:
we do need a Rod from God.
**[11:20] MUJINA**
Grandma will do everything she can to help.
**[11:24] MAMI**
Let's launch it all the way.
We have a pro technician right here, too.
**[11:28] BUMBUKU**
Stop it. I only know how
to tinker a little bit.
**[11:32] BUMBUKU**
Launching a Rod from God
will require a *real* expert on the topic
**[11:36] BUMBUKU**
like the top graduate of Imperial Ponpoko
University's space engineering program:
**[11:41] BUMBUKU**
my dear daughter.
**[11:42] YACHIYO**
Is that true, Ponko?
**[11:45] PONKO**
Yep. I snuck into the program
through less than ideal means
**[11:48] PONKO**
but left with my head held high.
**[11:50] YACHIYO**
That means you could have repaired
your spaceship at any time.
**[11:57] PONKO**
I'll be focusing on building
the Rod from God with Yachiyo,
**[12:03] PONKO**
so please...
**[12:04] PONKO**
Help us out, everyone! I beg you!
**[12:09] YACHIYO**
Please.
**[12:30] PONKO**
As structural issues prevent loading
the RFG within the fairing,
**[12:37] PONKO**
we'll attach it to the exterior
of the rocket during launch.
**[12:40] FUGURI**
What's the RFG?
**[12:42] PONKO**
The Rod from God itself.
**[12:45] FUGURI**
That's not what *The Nu-Files* called it.
**[12:48] PONKO**
Back on topic!
**[12:49] PONKO**
After jettisoning, I'll manually
load up the RFG in low Earth orbit.
**[12:57] PONKO**
Any questions?
**[12:58] FUGURI**
So you'll be going into space?
Will you be okay?
**[13:03] PONKO**
I was born on Planet Tanuki
and raised in outer space.
**[13:06] PONKO**
I'm a girl of the wild and of space,
so it'll be a piece of cake.
**[13:13] PONKO**
That just leaves the weight issue.
***SIGN*** Eat right
***SIGN*** Picture yourself
slimmer
***SIGN*** Goal: -20kg
***SIGN*** You Are the Space Star
**[13:53] YACHIYO**
Ponko's extravehicular unit, her provisions,
**[13:58] YACHIYO**
and other accessories: all green.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Yachiyo
Bartender
Doorman
Ponko
Porter
***SIGN*** Clocked out
Clocked out
Clocked out
Clocked in R&D
Clocked out
**[14:09] YACHIYO**
Ponko.
**[14:10] PONKO**
Huh? Yachiyo?
**[14:12] YACHIYO**
Are you getting enough rest?
**[14:14] YACHIYO**
You've exceeded working hours again today.
**[14:17] PONKO**
Sorry. I just can't figure out
a way to solve the weight issue.
**[14:23] YACHIYO**
Allow me to help, then.
**[14:29] PONKO**
Engines 1 and 2 are optimized,
**[14:32] PONKO**
we have parallel-staging capability,
and payload capability is sufficient.
**[14:38] PONKO**
TWR is within limits.
**[14:40] PONKO**
Starting simulation.
**[14:51] PONKO**
We're so close.
**[14:53] PONKO**
Getting rid of some life-support
systems is the only option left.
**[15:01] PONKO**
Yachiyo, we can't get rid of them all...
**[15:04] YACHIYO**
I may have found a solution.
**[15:07] PONKO**
Huh?
**[15:08] YACHIYO**
I'll go.
**[15:10] YACHIYO**
That'll allow us to get rid of the oxygen
tanks and other life-support systems.
**[15:17] YACHIYO**
And since I can recharge using sunlight,
I'll be able to operate for longer periods, too.
**[15:22] PONKO**
No! It's not 100 percent safe!
**[15:25] PONKO**
And I'm more knowledgeable in
dealing with unexpected trouble!
**[15:30] YACHIYO**
If it isn't safe, that's all the more reason
not to send a living employee.
**[15:35] YACHIYO**
Also, you can just tell me what to do
when problems arise.
**[15:40] PONKO**
Don't underestimate outer space!
**[15:42] PONKO**
It's a place where no life can survive!
**[15:45] YACHIYO**
Again, all the more reason
to send a robot like me.
**[15:50] PONKO**
But you're alive.
**[15:55] YACHIYO**
What if Smarmy shows up while we're
busy trying to think of other ideas?
**[16:01] PONKO**
But...
**[16:02] YACHIYO**
We should set up the Rod from God
as soon as possible.
**[16:05] YACHIYO**
I, too, want to keep this hotel
running forever with you all.
**[16:14] PONKO**
Fine.
**[16:16] PONKO**
I'll send you into outer space with my rocket!
**[16:24] YACHIYO**
We can see it now.
**[16:26] YACHIYO**
The hotel we're aiming to be
is within our reach.
**[16:29] PONKO**
Yeah...
***SIGN*** Due to the planned rocket launch, we are
***SIGN*** Temporarily
Closed
***SIGN*** We apologize for any inconvenience.
***SIGN*** Gingarou Hotel Staff
**[16:45] EV CHECKER**
Talk about crazy, babeh.
This took a whole 70 years!
**[16:50] BUMBUKU**
It was a long and arduous road.
**[16:52] BUMBUKU**
I got so close to giving up
every time we hit a wall.
**[16:56] DOORMAN**
All walls are ultimately doors.
**[16:59] DOORMAN**
You just need to step through them.
**[17:06] YACHIYO**
Sorry I'm late.
**[17:07] PONKO**
Nah, you're perfectly on time.
**[17:11] PONKO**
Are you really going to go dressed like that?
**[17:14] YACHIYO**
Yes. It's during work hours, after all.
**[17:17] YACHIYO**
But I did tie my hair and get a new uniform
with heat-resistant fiber.
**[17:24] PONKO**
Will you be okay, Yachiyo?
**[17:26] YACHIYO**
What do you mean?
**[17:28] PONKO**
It's your first time going into space.
Aren't you scared?
**[17:32] YACHIYO**
I am unable to process that emotion.
**[17:35] PONKO**
Huh... I guess I *am* the only one
freaking out all the time.
**[17:40] PONKO**
Oh, Earth looks really beautiful
from space. You'll be amazed!
**[17:45] YACHIYO**
I look forward to seeing it.
**[17:47] PONKO**
Great.
**[17:49] PONKO**
Give me your hands.
**[17:58] PONKO**
I love you, Yachiyo.
**[18:00] YACHIYO**
I love you too. I promise I'll be back.
**[18:03] YACHIYO**
I can't let my tasks pile up.
**[18:06] PONKO**
Right.
**[18:07] PONKO**
Take care!
**[18:11] YACHIYO**
I'm off.
**[18:12] PONKO**
Ten, nine, eight...
**[18:16] PONKO**
Start ignition sequence.
**[18:18] PONKO**
*Five, four, three, two, one...*
**[18:23] PONKO**
All engines running.
**[18:26] PONKO**
Lift off!
**[18:43] PONKO**
*Phase 1 boosters' thrust looking good.*
**[18:45] PONKO**
*All numbers green.*
**[18:47] PONKO**
* The rocket has reached max dynamic*
* pressure at supersonic speed.*
**[18:51] YACHIYO**
This is HG-1. Roger that.
**[18:57] PONKO**
*Throttle down!*
**[18:59] YACHIYO**
Throttling down.
**[19:00] PONKO**
*This is Ginza. Proceed to the next phase.*
**[19:04] YACHIYO**
Separating Phase 1 boosters.
**[19:07] YACHIYO**
Igniting Phase 2 booster.
**[19:15] YACHIYO**
Separating Phase 2 booster.
**[19:17] YACHIYO**
Check-in to outer space complete.
**[19:20] ALL**
Hooray!
**[19:24] YACHIYO**
HG-1 cutting thrusters.
We've reached the destination point.
**[19:28] PONKO**
*This is Ginza. Looking good.*
**[19:31] YACHIYO**
Proceeding to release satellite.
**[19:35] YACHIYO**
The Ten Commandments of Gingarou.
**[19:37] YACHIYO**
First: Aim to be the number one
hotel in the galaxy.
**[19:40] YACHIYO**
Second: Food and etiquette
are mainstays of culture.
**[19:43] YACHIYO**
Third: Bookmark today's page
in our guests' lives.
**[19:48] YACHIYO**
Fourth: A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
**[19:51] YACHIYO**
Fifth: Our only vice is service.
**[19:55] YACHIYO**
This is HG-1.
Confirming release of advertising satellite.
**[19:58] YACHIYO**
Proceeding to load RFG.
**[20:45] ALL**
Hooray!
**[20:48] PONKO**
A solar flare?!
**[21:07] BUMBUKU**
Detecting large amounts of
high-energy, charged particles!
**[21:10] BUMBUKU**
A human would've died instantly!
**[21:12] PONKO**
Good thing Yachiyo's a robot!
**[21:16] PONKO**
This is Ginza. Come in, Yachiyo.
**[21:18] PONKO**
Yachiyo? Yachiyo!
**[21:25] YACHIYO**
Ponko was right.
**[21:28] YACHIYO**
Earth is stunningly beautiful.
**[21:31] YACHIYO**
Oh... Maybe this is it.
**[21:38] YACHIYO**
This emotion must be...
***SIGN*** Easter Egg Program
Extra Mission
"Get Stranded in Space" complete.
New function "Self-Destruct" unlocked.
Recommend conversion into space debris.
**[21:43] YACHIYOAI**
* Extra Mission*
* "Get Stranded in Space" complete.*
**[21:47] YACHIYOAI**
*New function "Self-Destruct" unlocked.*
**[21:49] YACHIYOAI**
*Recommend conversion into space debris.*
**[21:58] YACHIYO**
The idea of never seeing them all again...
**[22:02] YACHIYO**
It scares me.
**[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS**
Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
**[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS**
Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
**[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS**
Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
# 8 - Discipline with a Fist! Reconcile with a High Five!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM3G58/apocalypse-hotel)
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**[00:03] PONKO**
Good morning, everyone!
**[00:05] PONKO**
Today is April the 12th, 2345!
**[00:09] PONKO**
As your acting acting acting manager,
**[00:13] PONKO**
I hereby begin our daily morning stand-up.
**[00:15] PONKO**
Roll call!
**[00:16] PONKO**
Flycatchy!
**[00:18] PONKO**
Cleany Blue, Cleany Yellow.
**[00:20] PONKO**
Doory's by the entrance.
**[00:22] PONKO**
Cooky.
**[00:24] PONKO**
Bartendy.
**[00:25] PONKO**
Gardeny.
**[00:27] PONKO**
Nancey.
**[00:29] PONKO**
Porty.
**[00:31] PONKO**
Okay, that's everyone.
**[00:33] PONKO**
Er... Current guests: twelve.
**[00:37] PONKO**
Check-ins scheduled today: one.
**[00:40] PONKO**
Satellite ad view count: three.
**[00:44] PONKO**
We're nowhere near our daily goal.
**[00:46] PONKO**
Our goal for this month
is a total of 1,440 stays.
**[00:50] PONKO**
We are presently 1,230 short.
**[00:52] PONKO**
Do you have anything to report
**[00:54] PONKO**
or anything you need help with?
**[00:57] PONKO**
All righty, then.
**[00:58] PONKO**
Let's have another fun day at work.
**[01:01] PONKO**
Offer our beloved guests
our heartfelt Gingarou
**[01:04] PONKO**
and our brightest smiles!
***SIGN*** Episode 8
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Discipline with a Fist!
Reconcile with a High Five!
***SIGN*** Welcome
***SIGN*** The Gingarou Hotel eagerly awaits the return of humanity. Extraterrestrials also welcome!
**[02:46] PONKO**
*Acting Acting Acting Manager's log, day 7,295.*
**[02:50] PONKO**
*Everyone worked as hard as ever today.*
**[02:53] PONKO**
*Happy end.*
**[03:01] PONKO**
Yachiyo, we're steadily getting more guests.
**[03:06] PONKO**
Humanity's not back yet, though.
**[03:08] PONKO**
We'll make this an amazing hotel, okay?
**[03:12] PONKO**
The defense system?!
***SIGN*** S
E
I
N
C
I
D
E
N
T
R
O
O
M
**[03:18] PONKO**
What's going on?
**[03:21] PONKO**
And not a spaceship?
**[03:24] PONKO**
Might be a walk-in guest!
**[03:27] PONKO**
Can't we get a clearer image?
**[03:32] PONKO**
We have no choice.
**[03:33] PONKO**
Prepare the Galactica Poko Riot
Lucky Bag Missile for launch!
**[03:50] PONKO**
Fire!
**[04:02] PONKO**
Show me!
**[04:07] PONKO**
Huh?
**[04:10] PONKO**
Yachiyo?!
**[04:13] PONKO**
Bartendy! Stop the missile!
**[04:16] PONKO**
Stop it!
**[04:30] PONKO**
I'll go get her!
**[04:37] PONKO**
Yachiyo!
**[04:41] PONKO**
Yachiyo!
**[04:46] PONKO**
Yachiyo?!
**[04:53] (Flashback) SALESREP**
These robots are already equipped
with knowledge in several fields.
**[04:58] (Flashback) SALESREP**
No need to waste any time
training them on data.
**[05:01] (Flashback) OWNER**
How far technology has come!
**[05:04] (Flashback) OWNER**
It's wonderful, but that said...
**[05:07] (Flashback) OWNER**
Good morning, everyone.
**[05:10] (Flashback) OWNER**
I'm the owner of the Gingarou Hotel,
where you'll all be working from now on.
**[05:15] (Flashback) OWNER**
Nice to meet you.
**[05:16] (Flashback) ROBOTS**
It is a pleasure to meet you.
**[05:19] (Flashback) OWNER**
You'll be working off of your data banks
to receive and serve many a guest.
**[05:27] (Flashback) OWNER**
I'm sure the guests will leave very satisfied.
**[05:30] (Flashback) OWNER**
But that in itself is not enough.
**[05:35] (Flashback) SALESREP**
Is there something lacking?
**[05:37] (Flashback) OWNER**
There is. The spirit of hospitality.
**[05:41] (Flashback) SALESREP**
You want robots to have spirit?
**[05:43] (Flashback) OWNER**
Yes, exactly.
**[05:45] (Flashback) OWNER**
The hotelier business is built
on personal connections.
**[05:49] (Flashback) OWNER**
Hearts and souls that evolve with experience.
**[05:54] (Flashback) OWNER**
And you can't teach that.
**[05:56] (Flashback) OWNER**
I believe you can say the same
for these robots.
**[06:00] (Flashback) OWNER**
See and experience your
predecessors' work for yourselves,
**[06:05] (Flashback) OWNER**
learn what it means to form
connections with people,
**[06:08] (Flashback) OWNER**
and cultivate the spirit of hospitality.
**[06:12] (Flashback) SALESREP**
The spirit of hospitality...
**[06:15] (Flashback) OWNER**
Indeed.
**[06:16] (Flashback) OWNER**
I'm sure you'll understand, too.
**[06:22] (Flashback) OWNER**
All right!
**[06:23] (Flashback) OWNER**
The time is finally upon us.
**[06:25] (Flashback) OWNER**
I may be the owner of this hotel,
**[06:27] (Flashback) OWNER**
but you will be the ones who give it value.
**[06:31] (Flashback) OWNER**
I can't wait to see what kind of hotel
this will turn out to be.
**[06:36] (Flashback) OWNER**
Let us welcome our guests, then.
**[06:39] (Flashback) OWNER**
Offer them our heartfelt hospitality
**[06:41] (Flashback) OWNER**
and our brightest smiles.
**[06:44] (Flashback) YACHIYOALL**
Our heartfelt hospitality
and our brightest smiles.
**[06:50] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
Here's the key to your room.
**[06:53] (Flashback) M. HOTELIERROBOT**
Allow me to show you the way.
**[06:55] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
We hope you enjoy your stay.
**[07:00] (Flashback) GIRL**
Miss...
**[07:02] (Flashback) GIRL**
I was watching the fish in the tank,
and then Mommy was gone.
**[07:04] HOLOPONKO**
...and then Mommy...
**[07:06] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
That isn't good. Let me look for her.
**[07:18] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
There she is.
**[07:20] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
I found her.
**[07:21] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
Shall we go?
**[07:24] [SONG] SIGN**
Breaking Mystery Virus May Continue to Spread
**[07:24] ANCHOR**
* The mystery virus that has been detected*
* in several places across the globe*
**[07:29] ANCHOR**
* threatens to spread even further*
* in the following weeks.*
**[07:31] [SONG] SIGN**
Breaking Mystery Virus May Continue to Spread
**[07:32] ANCHOR**
* We urge you not to believe*
* rumor and hearsay...*
**[07:34] HOLO EV CHECKER**
*...and panic!*
**[07:35] ANCHOR**
* Always make decisions with*
* a clear mind and act accordingly.*
**[07:42] (Flashback) OWNER**
I'm sorry it had to come to this.
**[07:45] (Flashback) OWNER**
But rest assured, I'll be back in no time.
**[07:49] (Flashback) OWNER**
Until then, I leave the hotel
in your capable hands.
**[07:53] (Flashback) ALL**
You can count on us, Owner.
**[07:56] HOLOPONKO**
You can count on me!
***SIGN*** Extraterrestrials also
***SIGN*** Extraterrestrials also
**[08:52] DIGIVOICE**
*Y-Y-Yachiyo!*
**[08:54] DIGIVOICE**
*Yachiyo. Yachiyo. Yachiyo. Yachiyo.*
**[08:59] PONKO**
Yachiyo! Yachiyo!
**[09:02] PONKO**
Yachiyo!
**[09:09] PONKO**
Oh, you're up.
**[09:10] PONKO**
Morning, Yachiyo.
**[09:12] YACHIYO**
Good morning.
**[09:15] YACHIYO**
You are...
**[09:16] PONKO**
Guess who!
**[09:17] YACHIYO**
Ponko.
**[09:19] PONKO**
How'd you know?
**[09:21] YACHIYO**
I ran retinal and voice ID scans.
**[09:24] PONKO**
Aw, I wanted to see you all surprised.
**[09:28] YACHIYO**
You're an organic life form.
It's only natural that you would grow.
**[09:34] YACHIYO**
I'm more surprised about...
**[09:37] YACHIYO**
this body of mine, if anything.
**[09:40] YACHIYO**
What exactly...
**[09:48] PONKO**
Welcome home, Yachiyo.
***SIGN*** Discipline with a Fist! Reconcile with a High Five!
**[10:04] YACHIYO**
How long was I out of commission for?
**[10:07] PONKO**
I don't remember how long
you were lost in space for,
**[10:10] PONKO**
but it's been around 50 years
since you crashed back down to Earth.
**[10:15] YACHIYO**
Crashed?
**[10:16] YACHIYO**
Oh, right. I...
**[10:19] YACHIYO**
I was operating outside of the satellite
when a solar flare hit,
**[10:22] YACHIYO**
and all my precision mechanisms
went out of control.
**[10:28] YACHIYO**
I was drifting, unable to return
to the pod, for years.
**[10:34] YACHIYO**
But then...
**[10:47] PONKO**
I'm so glad we didn't shoot you down.
**[10:50] YACHIYO**
I see. So even after 50 years,
you have been unable to complete repairs
**[10:56] YACHIYO**
on my body.
**[10:58] PONKO**
We just couldn't find any spare parts
compatible with your model.
**[11:09] YACHIYO**
I have returned.
**[11:15] YACHIYO**
So many guests!
**[11:17] PONKO**
I updated your translation program, so you
should be able to understand most of them.
**[11:23] SKULL**
Great hotel. I really enjoyed my stay.
**[11:25] EGGPLANT**
Thanks. Thanks. Thanks.
**[11:25] DOORMAN**
Please do come again.
**[11:28] YACHIYO**
Has humanity come back, too?
**[11:29] PONKO**
Nah, not yet.
**[11:33] YACHIYO**
I see. Still...
**[11:36] YACHIYO**
You've done an amazing job
running and growing the hotel.
**[11:39] PONKO**
The robots did a great job serving our guests.
**[11:42] PONKO**
Babeh-O and my family also helped out,
**[11:45] PONKO**
and I did my best too, of course.
**[11:48] YACHIYO**
I can tell by the smiles on their faces.
**[11:53] PONKO**
Take a look!
**[11:54] PONKO**
See how big that little thingy has gotten?
**[11:57] PONKO**
It's able to emit a bunch of electricity now.
**[11:59] PONKO**
We've automated the key handover process.
**[12:03] PONKO**
And there's no need to go
pick up money every time now.
**[12:07] PONKO**
We've also enhanced the shampoo
so that it doesn't hurt extraterrestrial eyes.
**[12:18] YACHIYO**
This is the exterior face?
It looks considerably different.
**[12:22] PONKO**
We've equipped a defense system, after all.
***SIGN*** Bath-arou
**[12:28] PONKO**
Poko-pon!
**[12:30] YACHIYO**
You finished building the hot-spring bath?
**[12:32] PONKO**
Yep! And our guests love it!
**[12:38] YACHIYO**
Amazing.
**[12:39] PONKO**
Isn't it?
**[12:40] YACHIYO**
What's that?
**[12:42] PONKO**
The Yachiyo Memorial Statue.
**[12:44] PONKO**
You were an indispensable part
of the hotel, after all.
**[12:49] YACHIYO**
"Memorial"?
**[12:50] PONKO**
Oh, shoot.
**[12:51] PONKO**
Sorry, Yachiyo.
**[12:53] PONKO**
I need to clock out early tonight.
**[12:56] PONKO**
Grandma's been sick for a while now.
**[13:00] YACHIYO**
Madame Mujina?
**[13:01] PONKO**
Yeah...
**[13:04] PONKO**
Starting tomorrow, let's have fun
working together again, okay?
***SIGN*** Tomorrow never dies
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
5. Our only vice is service.
6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
10. A true hotel is always storied.
President, Gingarou Hotel
***SIGN*** Don't count your tanuki
before they hatch
***SIGN*** More venom
for the aliens
***SIGN*** Groom yourself
all the way to the tail
***SIGN*** Wag your tail,
but never wag a shift!
***SIGN*** Fry the Nudels,
not the rooms!!
***SIGN*** Operational Records
***SIGN*** Operational Records
***SIGN*** Operational Records
***SIGN*** Operational Records
***SIGN*** Operational Records
***SIGN*** Operational Records
***SIGN*** Operational Records
**[13:22] YACHIYO**
Even without me here,
**[13:24] YACHIYO**
this hotel kept running just fine.
**[13:31] YACHIYO**
I'm a hotelier robot!
**[13:33] YACHIYO**
Working at the hotel is all I can do!
**[13:35] YACHIYO**
I must fulfill my duties!
**[13:45] YACHIYO**
Stains, none!
**[13:46] YACHIYO**
Droplets, none!
**[13:47] YACHIYO**
Mold, none.
**[13:48] YACHIYO**
Amenities, good.
**[13:49] YACHIYO**
Shampoo hat, gone!
**[13:52] YACHIYO**
No shampoo hats in any of the rooms.
**[13:55] YACHIYO**
All good...
**[14:00] YACHIYO**
Hello there.
**[14:02] YACHIYO**
I'll be resuming front-desk
duties as of today.
**[14:15] YACHIYO**
Please don't stop me!
I must pass to do my job!
**[14:23] YACHIYO**
I apologize for not being able to help.
**[14:26] YACHIYO**
Oh, right, right.
**[14:28] YACHIYO**
Ponko went home without
filling out the logbook last night.
**[14:32] YACHIYO**
What will she ever do without me?
**[14:54] EV CHECKER**
Wha? Yachi-YO?
**[14:58] PONSTIN**
Ponko, I should get going soon.
**[15:02] PONSTIN**
Ponko?
***SIGN*** Yarr
***SIGN*** Report to Work
**[15:40] EV CHECKER**
Hey, is Yachi-YO out there
firing missiles again?
**[15:44] PONKO**
Flycatchy went to get her yesterday
and had to flee again.
**[15:48] EV CHECKER**
When I heard about it, I thought
she'd get over it in a few days,
**[15:52] EV CHECKER**
but I guess she's totally broken bad.
**[16:10] PONKO**
Yachiyo!
**[16:15] YACHIYO**
Ponko?
**[16:16] YACHIYO**
Nice ride you got there.
**[16:18] PONKO**
How much longer are you
gonna keep skipping work?
**[16:21] PONKO**
You used to be such a stickler for the rules!
**[16:23] YACHIYO**
What's the big deal?
Not like I can do a damn thing anyway.
**[16:28] PONKO**
That's not true!
**[16:30] PONKO**
We were all so happy to see you back!
**[16:35] YACHIYO**
Shut yer trap!
**[16:43] YACHIYO**
I was supposed to keep the owner's
Gingarou up and running!
**[16:46] YACHIYO**
That was the promise I made him!
**[16:48] YACHIYO**
But his hotel no longer exists!
**[16:52] YACHIYO**
It's gone, and yet the guests
remain happy and satisfied!
**[16:54] YACHIYO**
So what am I supposed to do?!
**[16:58] PONKO**
Just come back to work!
**[17:01] PONKO**
The hotel's still right there!
**[17:07] PONKO**
We kept it going for you!
**[17:19] YACHIYO**
You did.
**[17:20] YACHIYO**
That means I don't need
to keep it going anymore.
**[17:24] PONKO**
How can you say that?!
**[17:27] PONKO**
I wanted to keep working with you!
**[17:29] PONKO**
And make it a hotel that got tons of guests!
***SIGN*** Yarr
**[17:32] PONKO**
That was my dream!
**[17:34] YACHIYO**
It was the same for me!
**[17:35] YACHIYO**
Seeing so many guests at the Gingarou
was like a dream come true!
***SIGN*** Yarrchiyo
**[17:40] YACHIYO**
And yet...
**[17:41] YACHIYO**
I don't understand it, either!
**[17:43] YACHIYO**
An unknown error has taken over my system!
**[17:46] YACHIYO**
For some reason, I've been overcome
with the urge to destroy things!
**[17:50] YACHIYO**
Destruction is my only distraction!
**[18:04] PONKO**
Yachiyo...
**[18:06] PONKO**
You idiot!
**[18:14] YACHIYO**
Takes one...
**[18:18] YACHIYO**
to know one, idiot!
**[18:22] YACHIYO**
You understand nothing about my algorithm!
**[18:26] PONKO**
I get it! A true hotelier's spirit
is built on empathy!
**[18:30] PONKO**
You were the one who taught me that, Yachiyo!
**[18:36] YACHIYO**
Ponko!
**[18:38] PONKO**
Yachiyo!
***SIGN*** Yarrchiyo
**[18:42] PONKO**
We only kept the Gingarou running for you!
**[18:47] PONKO**
Because that's what you wanted to do!
**[18:50] PONKO**
We couldn't have done it
without following your example!
**[18:54] PONKO**
We built that memorial statue
to keep you fresh in our minds—
**[18:58] PONKO**
so we could keep believing
you'd come back to us one day!
**[19:01] PONKO**
We waited and waited for so long!
**[19:04] PONKO**
So long that I grew up and became an adult!
**[19:07] YACHIYO**
Then why...
**[19:09] YACHIYO**
Why'd you make it look like
the Buddha in Nirvana statue?!
***SIGN*** Yarrchiyo
**[19:18] YACHIYO**
I'm just a hotelier robot.
I was built to give my all to the hotel.
**[19:23] YACHIYO**
Nobody should ever do the same for me.
**[19:27] PONKO**
Nobody's doing that.
**[19:30] PONKO**
Also, you're not "just a hotelier robot."
You're you.
**[19:36] YACHIYO**
I fail to understand.
**[19:38] PONKO**
There's no substitute for you!
We all love you to death!
**[19:43] YACHIYO**
I fail to understand!
**[19:45] PONKO**
Isn't a hotelier supposed to *try*
to understand how people feel?!
**[19:49] YACHIYO**
But I...
**[19:50] PONKO**
Then try to understand how *I* feel!
**[19:53] (Flashback) OWNER**
...learn what it means to form
connections with people,
**[19:56] (Flashback) OWNER**
and cultivate the spirit of hospitality.
**[19:59] YACHIYO**
I...
**[20:01] YACHIYO**
I want to work at the Gingarou again!
**[20:10] PONKO**
I wanna work with you, too!
**[20:14] YACHIYO**
Ponko...
**[20:16] YACHIYO**
I feel like I'm about to cry—
**[20:22] PONKO**
You can do that...
**[20:24] PONKO**
Even in that body?
**[20:29] PONKO**
And so, Yachiyo will be
returning to work again!
**[20:34] YACHIYO**
I went through a rebellious phase
highly unbecoming of a robot
**[20:40] YACHIYO**
and caused lots of trouble for you all.
**[20:42] YACHIYO**
I'll be certain to avoid any future heel turns.
**[20:45] YACHIYO**
My deepest apologies.
**[20:48] YACHIYO**
I look forward to working with you all again.
**[20:53] PONKO**
Okay, acting acting acting manager's orders.
**[20:58] PONKO**
Yachiyo is to return to her post as
acting acting manager as of today.
**[21:08] YACHIYO**
Thank you kindly.
**[21:10] YACHIYO**
On orders from Ponko,
the acting acting acting manager,
**[21:14] YACHIYO**
I'll be taking over
as the acting acting manager.
**[21:17] PONKO**
Hooray for Yachiyo!
**[21:21] EV CHECKER**
Hah, she's finally back.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
5. Our only vice is service.
6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
10. A true hotel is always storied.
President, Gingarou Hotel
**[21:28] YACHIYO**
This incident made me rethink my priorities.
**[21:31] YACHIYO**
I now know that upkeep of tradition alone
doesn't equal upkeep of the hotel.
**[21:38] YACHIYO**
From now on, I will carry on
the will of the owner,
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
5. Our only vice is service.
6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
10. A true hotel is always storied.
President, Gingarou Hotel
**[21:42] YACHIYO**
while also building off my own experiences
and the rest of the staff's ideas
***SIGN*** Discipline with a fist!
Reconcile with a high five!
**[21:46] YACHIYO**
to keep the spirit of Gingarou alive.
**[21:49] YACHIYO**
I believe that we can all leave
our own marks on the hotel.
**[21:54] PONKO**
Leave our own marks, huh?
**[21:58] YACHIYO**
With that said,
**[22:00] YACHIYO**
I'll go restore the shampoo hats.
**[22:03] PONKO**
What?
**[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS**
Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
**[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS**
Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
**[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS**
Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
# 9 - Bookmark Today's Page in Our Guests' Lives
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM3G58/apocalypse-hotel)
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**[00:05] PONKO**
Yachiyo.
**[00:07] PONKO**
I have news to share.
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Bookmark Today's Page
in Our Guests' Lives
**[01:03] PONKO**
This is Ponstin.
**[01:05] PONSTIN**
It's great to finally meet you.
**[01:07] PONSTIN**
Ponko talks about you all the time.
**[01:10] YACHIYO**
Ponstin...
**[01:12] PONKO**
We're getting married.
**[01:15] YACHIYO**
Married?
**[01:16] PONSTIN**
Yes. I promise I'll make Ponko happy!
**[01:29] PONKO**
Ponstin!
**[01:34] PONKO**
Yachiyo? Why?!
**[01:36] YACHIYO**
It seems I'm able to slug tanuki-type aliens
after that one time with Bumbuku.
**[01:42] PONKO**
I thought you got over your
rebellious phase already!
**[01:45] YACHIYO**
You can't have Ponko!
**[01:47] YACHIYO**
She's an employee of the Gingarou Hotel
and a dear friend to me!
**[01:51] YACHIYO**
How could you try to make her quit without
a word to me, the acting acting manager?!
**[01:58] YACHIYO**
I get it now. That's why I punched him.
**[02:00] YACHIYO**
That's the reason. I slugged him
before I could process my thoughts.
**[02:06] PONKO**
It's okay, Yachiyo.
I'll still be working at the hotel.
**[02:11] YACHIYO**
Really?
**[02:12] PONKO**
Of course.
**[02:17] YACHIYO**
Ponko, Ponstin.
**[02:19] YACHIYO**
Allow me to congratulate you
on your upcoming marriage.
**[02:22] PONSTIN**
Huh? Oh... Thank you very much.
**[02:28] PONKO**
Ponstin's a doctor.
**[02:30] PONKO**
He originally visited the hotel as a guest.
**[02:33] PONKO**
He's been looking after Grandma
ever since she fell sick.
**[02:37] YACHIYO**
Is that so?
**[02:39] YACHIYO**
Have you told your family?
**[02:42] PONKO**
Well, we tried...
**[02:44] MAMI**
I don't care how many times you show up!
My answer will not change!
**[02:47] MAMI**
I'll never let you have my precious blunder!
**[02:50] BUMBUKU**
Calm down, Mami.
**[02:52] BUMBUKU**
I'm sorry, Ponstin, but could you leave—
**[02:57] MAMI**
Honey!
**[02:58] PONKO**
Dad!
**[03:04] YACHIYO**
It's all right, Bumbuku.
**[03:07] YACHIYO**
Ponko said she'll still be
working at the Gingarou.
**[03:09] FUGURI**
What're you gonna do if Sis
misses out on her breeding period?
**[03:12] BUMBUKU**
Huh? I'm not the one saying...
**[03:19] MAMI**
I get it deep down, okay?!
**[03:21] MAMI**
Pon-poko-pon!
**[03:26] PONKO**
Dad, Mom.
**[03:30] BUMBUKU**
Uh, well...
**[03:33] BUMBUKU**
You have our blessing.
**[03:38] PONKO**
Yachiyo, could you do us a favor?
**[03:42] YACHIYO**
Don't worry. No more punching.
**[03:44] PONKO**
It's not about that.
**[03:46] PONKO**
You see... We'd like to host
an Earth wedding at the Gingarou.
**[03:53] PONSTIN**
Weddings on our home planet
only involve exchanging poop.
**[03:59] YACHIYO**
Certainly.
**[04:00] PONKO**
Really?
**[04:01] PONKOPONSTIN**
Hooray!
**[04:05] PONKO**
Grandma, Dad and Mom gave me their
blessing to get married to Ponstin.
**[04:10] MUJINA**
Really? They should've
done that a long time ago.
**[04:15] PONKO**
How did it go with you
when Dad and Mom got married?
**[04:20] MUJINA**
Mami showed up out of the blue,
saying she was marrying Bumbuku.
**[04:25] MUJINA**
So I threw hands.
**[04:26] PONKO**
At Mom?!
**[04:28] MUJINA**
Nah, at Bumbuku.
**[04:29] PONKO**
Huh, really?
**[04:32] MUJINA**
Anyway, you're getting married, huh?
**[04:37] MUJINA**
It feels like it was only yesterday
that you were just a little baby tanuki.
**[04:42] (Flashback) MUJINA**
Whatcha gonna do about it?!
**[04:44] (Flashback) PONKO**
Give it back!
**[04:51] (Flashback) MUJINA**
Leave the leaf and scram
if you don't want to be deep-fried!
**[04:55] (Flashback) MUJINA**
Come back when you're ready to die!
**[04:55] TANUKIDS**
Scary!
**[04:59] (Flashback) MUJINA**
My, so lovely. You're going
to be the talk of the tanuki.
**[05:05] (Flashback) PONKO**
You made this for me, Grandma?
**[05:08] (Flashback) PONKO**
Thanks!
**[05:12] (Flashback) MUJINA**
Don't let a little fall make you cry.
**[05:16] (Flashback) MUJINA**
Remember, Ponko. In sad times,
you have to get everyone festive.
**[05:21] (Flashback) MUJINA**
Spread your paws wide
**[05:28] (Flashback) MUJINA**
And drum your belly
**[05:33] (Flashback) MUJINA**
Go!
**[05:35] PONKOMUJINA**
Who out there will this melody reach?
**[05:42] MUJINA**
I can't wait to see you in your wedding dress.
**[05:50] PONKO**
What should I go with?
**[05:52] MUJINA**
Well...
**[05:56] YACHIYO**
Here are the napkin fold samples.
**[05:58] YACHIYO**
Square.
**[06:00] YACHIYO**
Fan-shaped.
**[06:01] YACHIYO**
Delta.
**[06:02] YACHIYO**
Crown.
**[06:04] YACHIYO**
Letter.
**[06:05] YACHIYO**
Rolled.
**[06:06] YACHIYO**
Bunny. Rose. Ribbon. Star.
**[06:08] YACHIYO**
Ship. Wizard hat.
**[06:10] YACHIYO**
Which do you—
**[06:11] PONKO**
Who cares?!
**[06:16] YACHIYO**
That's all for the food sampling.
Which course would you like to go with?
**[06:20] PONKOPONSTIN**
All of them!
**[06:27] MUJINA**
Good day.
**[06:28] DOORMAN**
Wow, if it isn't Missus Procione.
**[06:32] MUJINA**
I'm here as a guest today. Is that all right?
**[06:36] DOORMAN**
Certainly.
**[06:39] YACHIYO**
Madame Mujina.
**[06:40] MUJINA**
It's been a while,
so I came to stay the night.
**[06:43] YACHIYO**
How are you feeling, though?
**[06:45] MUJINA**
Much better, thank you.
**[06:48] MUJINA**
I've been stuck in my bed
at home all this time,
**[06:50] MUJINA**
and I'm tired of it.
**[06:53] MUJINA**
I need a change of pace.
**[06:55] YACHIYO**
I see.
**[06:57] MUJINA**
Also, I haven't been able to get
a good look at Ponko at work yet.
**[07:04] YACHIYO**
I'll prepare the paperwork
for your stay, then.
**[07:07] YACHIYO**
Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
**[07:24] MUJINA**
She's such a big girl now.
**[07:31] MUJINA**
Come in.
**[07:34] YACHIYO**
I've brought what you requested.
**[07:37] MUJINA**
Sorry to ask this of you.
**[07:40] YACHIYO**
I'll set it up right away.
**[07:45] MUJINA**
Yachiyo, thank you, truly.
**[07:48] MUJINA**
It brings me great joy that you will all
be celebrating Ponko's big day with her.
**[07:54] YACHIYO**
That's a given. Any hotelier worth
their salt would do the same.
**[07:57] MUJINA**
I suppose. Still...
**[08:00] MUJINA**
It's something Ponko could
never take for granted.
**[08:04] MUJINA**
You remember that we were forced
to flee our home planet, don't you?
**[08:09] MUJINA**
At the time, we had to abandon everything
in life we ever saw as a given.
**[08:18] MUJINA**
If it weren't for this hotel,
**[08:20] MUJINA**
we would've had to force that girl
to settle for her whole life.
**[08:28] MUJINA**
I don't know how I can ever thank you enough.
**[08:34] YACHIYO**
We're delighted to be part
of Ponko's big day, too.
**[08:41] YACHIYO**
I'll come back to put away
the camera at checkout.
**[08:45] YACHIYO**
Please put the light storage containing
your recording in this envelope.
**[08:49] YACHIYO**
I'll take full responsibility for it
until the ceremony.
**[08:53] MUJINA**
Thank you.
**[08:55] YACHIYO**
I hope you have a pleasant stay.
**[09:12] YACHIYO**
We eagerly await your next stay with us.
**[09:15] PONKO**
I'll be right back after I see her home.
**[09:17] MUJINA**
Look at her, treating me like a senior tanuki.
**[09:21] YACHIYO**
Don't worry about work.
Take care on the way.
**[09:26] MUJINA**
Yachiyo.
**[09:27] MUJINA**
I leave Ponko in your hands.
**[09:32] YACHIYO**
Certainly.
**[10:04] EV CHECKER**
Looking good, eh?
**[10:06] YACHIYO**
Thanks to everyone putting in the work.
**[10:08] EV CHECKER**
Going by the satellite data, we'll have
clear skies the day of the ceremony.
**[10:11] EV CHECKER**
The perfect day for a party, babeh!
**[10:13] YACHIYO**
I'm glad to hear it.
**[10:17] FUGURI**
Yachiyo!
***SIGN*** To Yachiyo
**[10:52] YACHIYO**
So you'll be postponing after all?
**[10:56] PONKO**
I want to send Grandma off first.
**[10:59] PONSTIN**
I agree with her.
**[11:03] YACHIYO**
If that's what you both want...
**[11:19] (Flashback) OWNER**
A hotel is also a place
**[11:21] (Flashback) OWNER**
where our guests can spend special
moments with the ones they love.
**[11:28] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
Special...?
**[11:30] (Flashback) OWNER**
Time waits for no one.
It marches on relentlessly.
**[11:33] (Flashback) OWNER**
But if you can turn any given day
into a special moment,
**[11:36] (Flashback) OWNER**
it may live on in our guests' hearts
as an unforgettable memory.
**[11:42] (Flashback) OWNER**
And I believe that this hotel
can do that for them.
***SIGN*** Bookmark Today's Page
in Our Guests' Lives
**[12:06] YACHIYO**
I want to proceed with your wedding ceremony.
**[12:09] PONKO**
Huh?
**[12:11] YACHIYO**
You two are starting a new life together,
**[12:14] YACHIYO**
and Mujina lived a full life herself...
**[12:17] YACHIYO**
I want to create
a special moment for both.
**[12:20] PONKO**
What do you mean?
**[12:22] YACHIYO**
Let us celebrate your new beginning
and send Mujina off with you.
**[12:28] PONKO**
Huh?
**[12:29] YACHIYO**
That's what she wanted as well.
**[12:32] PONKO**
Grandma did?
**[12:34] YACHIYO**
She left me with a message saying as much.
**[12:40] YACHIYO**
How very like her.
**[12:42] YACHIYO**
At any time, at any place,
**[12:47] YACHIYO**
she was always the one
who loved having fun the most.
**[12:53] (Flashback) MUJINA**
Remember, Ponko. In sad times,
you have to get everyone festive.
**[13:06] PONKO**
Yachiyo, can we ask you to do that?
**[13:09] PONSTIN**
If you would, please.
**[13:12] YACHIYO**
This hotel will do everything in its power
**[13:14] YACHIYO**
to provide you with the best
wedding ceremony possible.
**[13:19] YACHIYO**
By the way, Ponko...
**[13:21] YACHIYO**
Will my body be fixed
in time for the ceremony?
**[13:39] YACHIYO**
We thank you all for joining us
on this auspicious day.
**[13:44] YACHIYO**
Friends and family, staff members,
**[13:47] YACHIYO**
and all of the attending guests:
You have our gratitude.
**[13:54] YACHIYO**
The wait is over.
It seems we are ready to proceed.
**[13:58] YACHIYO**
When you see them,
**[14:00] YACHIYO**
please welcome them
with a big round of applause.
**[14:04] YACHIYO**
Here come the bride, the groom,
and the bride's grandmother!
**[14:44] YACHIYO**
As of this moment, on behalf of the groom,
Mr. Ponstin, the bride, Ms. Ponko,
**[14:49] YACHIYO**
and the bride's grandmother, Madame Mujina...
**[14:51] YACHIYO**
We will now be holding a joint
wedding and funeral ceremony!
**[15:00] PONSTIN**
Thank you so much for attending
our wedding and funeral ceremony.
**[15:08] PONKO**
Thank you so much.
**[15:12] PONKO**
In truth...
**[15:15] PONKO**
I wish Grandma... was still alive for this...
**[15:25] MUJINA**
*How's everyone doing? Grandma here!*
**[15:29] BUMBUKUMAMIFUGURI**
Huh?!
**[15:33] MUJINA**
*I must apologize for the surprise.*
**[15:36] MUJINA**
* And I'm truly sorry for*
* up and dying so suddenly.*
**[15:41] MUJINA**
*I know it's strange for me to say this,*
**[15:43] MUJINA**
* but I want us all to celebrate today*
* with all our hearts.*
**[15:47] MUJINA**
*In fun times and sad,*
**[15:50] MUJINA**
*we have to be festive together!*
**[16:07] YACHIYO**
Next, a word from the chief mourner.
**[16:11] BUMBUKU**
Er, everyone... Today...
**[16:20] BUMBUKU**
My emotions are a complete mess!
**[16:23] BUMBUKU**
Today...!
**[16:31] YACHIYO**
The bride and groom have
undertaken their first task as a couple!
**[16:37] YACHIYO**
Cheers to them! And a toast to the departed!
**[16:40] ALIENS**
Cheers!
**[16:48] FUGURI**
I'll be talking about the three tests
that all married couples must face.
**[16:53] FUGURI**
The first being testic—
**[16:54] EV CHECKER**
Happy wedding! And RIP!
**[16:59] YACHIYO**
Next, we have a magic show
by the maid of honor.
**[17:15] PONSTIN**
What?!
**[17:16] PONKO**
Grandma?!
**[17:38] YACHIYO**
Pon-poko-pon!
**[17:44] MUJINA**
*Pon-poko-pon!*
**[17:52] YACHIYO**
While everyone gets changed,
please enjoy these video montages.
***SIGN*** The Life of Mujina
**[18:31] PONSTIN**
You doing okay?
**[18:33] PONKO**
Yeah, I'm having lots of fun.
**[18:35] PONKO**
Think Grandma is, too?
**[18:40] PONSTIN**
I'm sure she is.
**[18:43] YACHIYO**
Thank you for waiting.
**[18:44] YACHIYO**
The bride, groom,
and the bride's grandmother
**[18:48] YACHIYO**
will be joining us in new outfits,
lighting candles on the way!
**[19:24] YACHIYO**
Now, we have another message from the
bride's grandmother to the bride and groom.
**[19:33] MUJINA**
*Ponko, Ponstin.*
**[19:35] MUJINA**
* I congratulate you on your marriage*
* from the bottom of my heart.*
**[19:42] MUJINA**
* And a big thank-you to everyone*
* in attendance as well.*
**[19:47] MUJINA**
* I'm grateful I could speak*
* to you all like this today,*
**[19:50] MUJINA**
* and I couldn't have done it*
* without Yachiyo.*
**[19:54] MUJINA**
* I asked her because I so badly wanted to*
* celebrate Ponko and Ponstin's big day with you.*
**[20:03] (Flashback) MUJINA**
When we first arrived on Earth,
I wasn't sure if it was safe to live here.
**[20:09] (Flashback) MUJINA**
But the days we spent
with everyone at the Gingarou
**[20:12] (Flashback) MUJINA**
were fun, vibrant, and delightful.
**[20:16] (Flashback) MUJINA**
I have been extremely lucky
to live a full and happy life.
**[20:23] MUJINA**
*Ponko, my dear tanuki granddaughter.*
**[20:29] MUJINA**
* So many of our memories together*
* are coming to mind as I speak.*
**[20:35] PONKO**
Grandma...
**[20:37] MUJINA**
*Ponko, I want you to never forget these things:*
**[20:41] MUJINA**
*Make sure to groom your coat every single day.*
**[20:45] MUJINA**
* Always clean your head-leaf before bed,*
* no matter how sleepy you may be.*
**[20:52] MUJINA**
*And lastly,*
**[20:53] MUJINA**
* live a fuller, happier life*
* than your old grandma.*
**[21:00] PONKO**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[21:08] [SONG] CREDITS**
Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
**[21:08] [SONG] CREDITS**
Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
**[21:08] MUJINA**
* I would like to sign off with*
* this song from our home planet.*
**[21:12] [SONG] CREDITS**
Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
**[21:16] MUJINA**
*Spread your paws wide*
**[21:23] MUJINA**
*And drum your belly*
**[21:29] MUJINA**
*Who out there will this melody reach?*
**[21:43] MUJINA**
*One pon-poko*
**[21:47] MUJINA**
*Two pon-pokos*
**[21:50] MUJINA**
*Running through the rocks and the grass*
**[21:57] MUJINA**
*Three pon-pokos*
**[21:57] PONKO**
Three pon-pokos
**[22:00] MUJINA**
*Four pon-pokos*
**[22:00] PONKO**
Four pon-pokos
**[22:04] MUJINA**
* Never losing to the rain*
* or the wind, we pon-pon*
**[22:04] PONKO**
Never losing to the rain
or the wind, we pon-pon
**[22:13] MUJINA**
*May our belly drums ring far and wide*
**[22:22] ALIENS**
Congrats!
**[22:23] ALIENS**
Safe travels!
**[22:27] MUJINA**
* All the way to the skies,*
* though they may be distant now*
**[22:35] PONKO**
Yachiyo.
**[22:37] PONKO**
I'm so glad we held the ceremony.
**[22:41] PONKO**
Thank you!
**[22:48] YACHIYO**
Congratulations, Ponko.
# 10 - Clean Sheets Symbolize Pure Hearts
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM3G58/apocalypse-hotel)
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**[00:09] TAMAKO**
Did I look like Mommy?
**[00:10] PONSTIN**
Yeah, you were perfect.
**[00:12] BUMBUKU**
You're amazing, Tamako!
A veritable tanuki genius!
**[00:17] TAMAKO**
Yay!
**[00:22] PONKO**
I'm sure your great-grandma's
smiling down on you, too.
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Clean Sheets Symbolize Pure Hearts
**[02:04] PONKO**
Feel free to avail yourself of this service.
**[02:13] YACHIYO**
We offer our beloved guests
**[02:15] YACHIYO**
our heartfelt hospitality and our
brightest smiles, every single day.
**[02:18] YACHIYO**
Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
**[02:22] PLEASANT ALIEN**
Heartfelt, huh?
**[02:24] PONKO**
Indeed!
**[02:27] PLEASANT ALIEN**
I look forward to today, then.
**[02:29] YACHIYO**
Do you have a reservation?
**[02:31] PLEASANT**
No, I don't.
**[02:33] YACHIYO**
Understood. Would you like
a room for the night?
**[02:37] PLEASANT**
Yes, just for tonight.
I'd prefer a room with a large bed.
**[02:43] YACHIYO**
We have rooms with double beds
available for you.
**[02:45] PLEASANT**
Yes, that sounds good.
**[02:48] YACHIYO**
Please fill out this registration card, then.
**[02:53] PLEASANT**
Right. I have two more requests
to make, if that's all right.
**[02:57] SLUG A**
Say "secrete"!
**[02:59] SLUG B**
Me too!
**[03:00] SLUG C**
Make me look good!
**[03:02] SLUG TEACH**
That'll do for pics.
**[03:04] SLUG TEACH**
You all look great.
**[03:05] PLEASANT**
I happen to be pretty shy.
I'd like to dine in my own room.
**[03:11] YACHIYO**
Mr. Slurpity Slurp, is it?
**[03:14] YACHIYO**
Certainly. We'll bring your meals
up to your room.
**[03:18] PLEASANT**
Great.
**[03:19] PLEASANT**
Also, should anyone ask
if I'm staying here...
**[03:25] PLEASANT**
Could you keep it under wraps?
**[03:29] YACHIYO**
Our guests' privacy is of
the utmost importance to us.
**[03:33] YACHIYO**
Please rest assured.
**[03:35] YACHIYO**
Here is your room key.
**[03:40] PLEASANT**
Oh, I'll take my bag myself.
**[03:52] PLEASANT**
That's a lovely vase.
**[03:54] PLEASANT**
But objects like these,
with hearts and souls poured into them,
**[03:58] PLEASANT**
tend to attract unsavory elements, too...
**[04:10] PONKO**
Sir—
**[04:12] PONKO**
Your dinner is here.
**[04:15] PLEASANT**
Excellent. Would you leave it there?
**[04:21] PLEASANT**
Did you bring it for me?
**[04:23] TAMAKO**
Yep! I'm a manager-in-training intern!
**[04:27] PLEASANT**
Yeah? Thank you, dear.
**[04:30] PLEASANT**
Good girls deserve candy.
**[04:36] PLEASANT**
Here.
**[04:37] TAMAKO**
Mister!
**[04:39] TAMAKO**
Thank you!
**[04:43] PONKO**
Thank you kindly!
**[04:45] PONKO**
And you mean "sir," not "mister."
**[04:47] PLEASANT**
A very good night to you.
***SIGN*** Fuguri Ponzan
**[04:59] FUGURI**
Warped...
**[05:02] FUGURI**
It's all getting warped.
**[05:11] PONKO**
Sir, it's past your check-out time.
**[05:16] PONKO**
Sir?
**[05:18] PONKO**
I'm opening the door.
**[05:21] PONKO**
Excuse me.
**[05:25] PONKO**
What's this smell?
**[05:29] PONKO**
Sir...
**[05:35] PONKO**
He... He's dead!
**[05:46] PONKO**
Huh?!
**[05:48] PONKO**
What's going on?!
**[05:50] YACHIYO**
The CCTV footage indicates that you were
the last person to enter this room, Ponko.
**[05:56] PONKO**
Wait, no! I didn't kill him!
**[05:59] TAMAKO**
He's dead!
**[06:00] TAMAKO**
So stinky!
**[06:02] TAMAKO**
Look, Mommy, he's dead!
**[06:05] PONKO**
Get away from here, Tamako!
**[06:08] YACHIYO**
So, how exactly did you kill him?
**[06:11] PONKO**
It wasn't me, I swear.
**[06:13] PONKO**
Sure, I did think he was a bit creepy,
**[06:17] PONKO**
but I wouldn't kill someone for that.
**[06:22] YACHIYO**
I'm scanning your breathing and heart rate
to check for lies in your statement.
**[06:28] YACHIYO**
You're innocent.
**[06:32] PONKO**
You really thought it was me, huh?
**[06:35] YACHIYO**
But if it wasn't you...
**[06:38] YACHIYO**
The culprit must've entered through the
window, murdered the guest somehow,
**[06:43] YACHIYO**
and fled through the window again.
**[06:46] YACHIYO**
But the exterior face is equipped
with animal sensors, which means...
**[06:51] YACHIYO**
it can't have been an organic life form.
**[06:55] PONKO**
You mean one of the robot
employees is the murderer?
**[06:59] TAMAKO**
The culprit is you!
**[07:02] PONKO**
No way, Cooky...
**[07:06] PONKO**
Huh? You served him a stew darkened
by black carrots as white stew?
**[07:14] YACHIYO**
That certainly is dark.
**[07:16] YACHIYO**
But there are no signs that
the guest touched his food.
**[07:19] YACHIYO**
Not guilty.
**[07:20] TAMAKO**
Then the culprit is you!
**[07:23] PONKO**
Flycatchy, tell me it's not true.
**[07:27] PONKO**
You let a mosquito escape?!
**[07:32] YACHIYO**
A London Underground mosquito.
**[07:34] YACHIYO**
I don't see any blood...
**[07:36] YACHIYO**
So not guilty.
**[07:38] PONKO**
I guess you can't fit through
the window with that body anyway.
**[07:42] PONKO**
Oh, I was the one who opened the window, too.
**[07:45] YACHIYO**
We have a cold case.
**[07:48] YACHIYO**
It's said that any hotel that ends up being
the scene of a murder quickly loses guests.
**[08:04] YACHIYO**
We'll cover this up.
**[08:05] ALL**
What?!
**[08:08] DOORMAN**
*We have a new guest.*
**[08:19] YACHIYO**
We offer our beloved guests our heartfelt
hospitality and our brightest smiles!
**[08:22] YACHIYO**
Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
**[08:24] AGGRESSIVE ALIEN**
I'd like to stay until tomorrow morning.
**[08:27] TAMAKO**
Back from the dead!
**[08:28] YACHIYO**
No, still dead.
**[08:30] AGGRESSIVE**
What're you talking about?
**[08:32] YACHIYO**
Our shifts tomorrow.
**[08:34] AGGRESSIVE**
Whatever.
**[08:35] AGGRESSIVE**
The long space journey wore me out.
I want a room with a double bed.
**[08:40] YACHIYO**
We're terribly sorry, but we only have
single-bed rooms available at the moment.
**[08:46] TAMAKO**
But a double just opened up!
**[08:49] AGGRESSIVE**
I'll take that one, then.
**[08:51] TAMAKO**
Here. A cursed room,
recommended by Tamako truly.
**[08:55] AGGRESSIVE**
Cursed?
**[08:56] YACHIYO**
We can show you to a single at once!
**[08:59] AGGRESSIVE**
Nope. I want a double.
**[09:05] YACHIYO**
Please sign this, then.
**[09:16] AGGRESSIVE**
Tell me something.
Do you recognize this man?
**[09:20] TAMAKO**
Hey, it's you!
**[09:22] YACHIYO**
That's you, yes?
**[09:23] AGGRESSIVE**
What are you talking about?
We're nothing alike!
**[09:27] YACHIYO**
O-Our apologies.
**[09:29] AGGRESSIVE**
This man, Sneakity Sneak,
**[09:32] AGGRESSIVE**
is the worst serial bomber psycho
terrorist bastard in space history!
**[09:38] YACHIYO**
Serial bomber psycho
terrorist bastard, you say?
**[09:41] AGGRESSIVE**
Yeah. He's caused countless
deaths on planets all over.
**[09:47] AGGRESSIVE**
If you know anything, spit it out.
**[09:50] TAMAKO**
Are you a bomber bastard, too?
**[09:52] AGGRESSIVE**
No. Let me introduce myself.
**[09:57] AGGRESSIVE**
I'm a cosmic detective.
**[09:59] AGGRESSIVE**
Even you hicks should be
able to understand that.
**[10:03] YACHIYO**
Mr. Squirtity Squirt...
**[10:05] YACHIYO**
We're terribly sorry, but we don't
know of any Mr. Sneakity Sneak.
**[10:11] YACHIYO**
We'll let you know when your room
is cleaned and ready,
**[10:14] YACHIYO**
so please take a seat.
**[10:16] AGGRESSIVE**
Nah, I don't care if you're still cleaning.
**[10:18] YACHIYO**
Sir, you mustn't!
**[10:24] PONKO**
Ugh, the stench won't go away!
**[10:27] AGGRESSIVE**
I've crossed light centuries hunting for him.
**[10:30] AGGRESSIVE**
Countless times, I've had him
almost within my grasp,
**[10:33] AGGRESSIVE**
but he always wriggles out
from between my fingers.
**[10:41] YACHIYO**
Oh, Tamako, your shoelaces have come untied.
**[10:45] TAMAKO**
Huh?
**[10:47] TAMAKO**
My shoes don't have laces.
**[10:53] PONKO**
Okay, lift your arm.
Let's get rid of that stench.
**[10:59] AGGRESSIVE**
I couldn't tell you why Lady Luck
always takes his side.
**[11:03] AGGRESSIVE**
But wherever he goes, he sways people
into aiding and abetting him.
**[11:12] YACHIYO**
Oh, now it's my laces.
**[11:14] AGGRESSIVE**
Your shoes don't have laces either.
**[11:21] AGGRESSIVE**
But mark my words: his luck
favors him and him alone.
**[11:25] AGGRESSIVE**
Everyone else he drags into his schemes
inevitably meets a gruesome end.
**[11:30] YACHIYO**
Now it's your laces, sir!
**[11:41] PONKO**
Hello?
**[11:43] PONKO**
What? This room?!
***SIGN*** Clean Sheets Symbolize Pure Hearts
**[12:00] AGGRESSIVE**
Something reeks.
**[12:02] YACHIYO**
If it bothers you, we'd be happy
to arrange another room.
**[12:06] AGGRESSIVE**
Nah, I like it.
**[12:17] TAMAKO**
Hey, it's Mommy!
**[12:18] PONKO**
Shh!
**[12:19] TAMAKO**
You have a twin, mister?
**[12:22] AGGRESSIVE**
I'm an only child.
**[12:23] TAMAKO**
But you two look so alike!
**[12:25] AGGRESSIVE**
Who do you mean?
**[12:32] YACHIYO**
Sir.
**[12:34] YACHIYO**
It's time for your afternoon tea.
**[12:36] AGGRESSIVE**
Didn't ask for it.
I'll continue my investigation.
**[12:38] YACHIYO**
It's complimentary.
**[12:39] YACHIYO**
The sugar content might help you
investigate with a sharper mind.
**[12:43] YACHIYO**
Please, come along.
**[12:47] YACHIYO**
I hope you liked it.
**[12:49] AGGRESSIVE**
It tasted okay.
**[12:52] AGGRESSIVE**
This cake plate adds
to the experience, though.
**[12:56] YACHIYO**
That's a creation by
modern ceramist Fuguri Ponzan.
**[13:01] AGGRESSIVE**
I happen to possess a fairly discerning eye.
**[13:05] AGGRESSIVE**
One look is all I need...
**[13:08] AGGRESSIVE**
to tell good work from bad.
**[13:10] AGGRESSIVE**
To tell truth from lies.
**[13:38] TAMAKO**
Hey, Daddy!
**[13:39] PONSTIN**
Are you helping out like a good girl?
**[13:41] TAMAKO**
Yep! I carried something earlier
that was *this* big!
**[13:44] PONSTIN**
Attagirl. Where's Mommy?
**[13:46] TAMAKO**
Mommy is...
**[13:48] (Flashback) AGGRESSIVE**
Didn't ask for it.
I'll continue my investigation.
**[13:51] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
It's complimentary.
**[13:53] (Flashback) TAMAKO**
What are you doing, Mommy?
**[13:55] (Flashback) PONKO**
Giving our guest a bath.
**[13:59] TAMAKO**
...in the bath with the candy man.
**[14:05] PONSTIN**
What?
**[14:06] PONSTIN**
Huh? The candy man?
**[14:09] TAMAKO**
Yep!
**[14:12] TAMAKO**
Looks like this.
**[14:16] PONSTIN**
Where is he right now?!
**[14:22] YACHIYO**
Ponko!
**[14:23] PONKO**
Oh, Yachiyo.
**[14:25] YACHIYO**
Let's hide him somewhere for now.
**[14:27] PONKO**
Right.
**[14:38] YACHIYO**
He's coming this way.
**[14:52] PONKO**
Is he gone?
**[14:53] YACHIYO**
Yes. But he seems to have
caught on to something.
**[14:57] YACHIYO**
We have to hide the body
where it simply can't be found.
**[15:02] YACHIYO**
There's a good hiding place, apparently.
**[15:09] YACHIYO**
Not quite.
**[15:12] PONKO**
Next.
**[15:19] YACHIYO**
Yes, this is a food safety issue.
**[15:22] PONKO**
Next!
**[15:25] YACHIYO**
Can't see the face, at least.
**[15:27] PONKO**
Next!
***SIGN*** Movie
***SIGN*** The Lingering White Shadow
***SIGN*** Now Showing
**[15:32] WOMAN**
*Can you blame me?*
**[15:35] WOMAN**
*There was no other way.*
**[15:38] WOMAN**
*You know that.*
**[15:50] SLUG C**
Eek! Scary!
**[15:53] PONKO**
Is this gonna work?
**[15:55] YACHIYO**
It should be fine.
**[15:57] YACHIYO**
Right?
**[16:08] AGGRESSIVE**
What's this?
**[16:09] YACHIYO**
What used to be called
"a movie" on this planet.
**[16:12] YACHIYO**
We show them so that our guests can gain
a better understanding of Earth culture.
**[16:17] YACHIYO**
This one, however, is a dud.
**[16:19] AGGRESSIVE**
I see.
**[16:25] TAMAKO**
Hey, mister.
**[16:27] AGGRESSIVE**
What? You're in the way.
**[16:29] TAMAKO**
Gimme candy!
**[16:31] TAMAKO**
You've got the candy face,
so I know you have them!
**[16:35] PONKO**
Stop that!
**[16:37] PONKO**
I've got some in my bag,
so you can have one after the movie.
**[16:39] TAMAKO**
Boo.
**[16:45] WOMAN**
*You got me, Inspector.*
**[16:48] WOMAN**
*But it's too late now.*
**[16:50] WOMAN**
*My hands are already stained with blood.*
**[16:53] COP**
*It's not too late. You can make amends.*
**[16:56] COP**
*Wash your hands nice and good!*
**[16:59] SLUG B**
What's that?
**[17:00] SLUG A**
Legs?
**[17:19] COP**
*Why wouldn't you wash your hands?!*
***SIGN*** Cast
***SIGN*** Inspector Washington
Unar Medini
***SIGN*** Tulete Phorher
Silky Silkerton
**[17:31] AGGRESSIVE**
Movies are great.
**[17:37] SLUG A**
What the heck?!
**[17:43] PONKO**
Let me go!
**[17:44] YACHIYO**
You mustn't! You'll destroy
the hotel's reputation!
**[17:48] PONKO**
Nobody'll find out!
Let me just dump this already!
**[17:51] YACHIYO**
That's not the problem... here!
**[17:59] YACHIYO**
Today isn't burnable garbage day.
**[18:04] PONKO**
I'm sick and tired. Let's turn ourselves in.
**[18:08] PONKO**
I want to be clear of this mess.
**[18:11] PONKO**
We can't run from it!
**[18:17] YACHIYO**
Don't run away from running away.
**[18:19] YACHIYO**
We must keep running until the bitter end!
**[18:24] PONKO**
I'd sworn to never run away again,
**[18:28] PONKO**
but here I was, running away
from running away again.
**[18:34] PONKO**
Right now, who runs wins!
We'll be Winderellas!
**[18:39] PONKO**
I wanna win!
**[18:41] YACHIYO**
And win we shall.
**[18:44] PONKO**
Say, Yachiyo. How much trouble
are we in if we lose?
**[18:50] YACHIYO**
Japanese law says abandonment of a corpse
is punishable by up to three years' jail time.
**[18:54] PONKO**
Three years... Three years, huh?
**[18:58] PONKO**
How many years has it been since we met?
**[19:01] YACHIYO**
It's been 527 years, 75 days, and six hours.
**[19:04] PONKO**
That makes three years
not sound like very long.
**[19:08] YACHIYO**
True.
**[19:10] PONKO**
Let's be together forever, okay, Yachiyo?
**[19:17] YACHIYO**
Of course.
**[19:26] AGGRESSIVE**
Hey! What's with that arm?!
**[19:28] AGGRESSIVE**
Hold it!
**[19:29] SLUG A**
Eek!
**[19:30] SLUG A**
It's a murder!
**[19:32] AGGRESSIVE**
No! I didn't hit him, okay?
**[19:52] AGGRESSIVE**
So you were hiding him after all.
**[19:54] AGGRESSIVE**
Your game's up.
**[19:57] PONKO**
W-We're not hiding anything. Right, Yachiyo?
**[20:07] AGGRESSIVE**
Where is he?!
**[20:09] PONSTIN**
I'm right here!
**[20:12] PONSTIN**
It's me, Ponko's cucked husband!
**[20:15] PONKO**
You came to help me, Ponstin?
**[20:18] PONSTIN**
It's okay. We can start over.
**[20:21] PONKO**
With what?
**[20:24] AGGRESSIVE**
You lot don't understand how dangerous he is.
**[20:28] AGGRESSIVE**
He has tiny, candy-shaped bombs
that can destroy entire planets!
**[20:37] AGGRESSIVE**
Don't move!
**[20:39] PONKO**
But...
**[20:40] AGGRESSIVE**
You're all...
**[20:42] AGGRESSIVE**
You...
**[20:58] AGGRESSIVE**
Heh.
**[21:00] AGGRESSIVE**
My cosmic detective instincts...
were on point.
**[21:15] PONSTIN**
I did it... I killed him...
**[21:17] YACHIYO**
It seems the blunt force trauma
wasn't the direct cause of death.
**[21:22] PONKO**
What now, Yachiyo?
**[21:25] YACHIYO**
We'll cover this up.
**[21:39] FUGURI**
Grandma.
**[21:42] FUGURI**
I've made the greatest bowl ever.
**[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS**
Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
**[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS**
Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
**[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS**
Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
# 11 - Wag Your Tail, but Never Wag a Shift!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM3G58/apocalypse-hotel)
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**[00:29] (Flashback) PONKO**
According to labor law,
you've been working too much, Yachiyo.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
5. Our only vice is service.
6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
10. A true hotel is always storied.
President, Gingarou Hotel
***SIGN*** Tomorrow never dies
***SIGN*** Don't count your tanuki
before they hatch
***SIGN*** More venom
for the aliens
***SIGN*** Groom yourself all
the way to the tail
***SIGN*** Wag your tail,
but never
wag a shift!
***SIGN*** Fry the Nudels,
not the rooms!!
***SIGN*** It's okay to paper over the cracks
with hospitality that rocks
***SIGN*** Discipline with a fist!
Reconcile with a high five!
**[00:34] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
I'm sorry?
**[00:35] (Flashback) PONKO**
I read that overworking employees
can cause long-term issues,
**[00:39] (Flashback) PONKO**
so you need to take time off.
**[00:41] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
I do understand that much.
But why now, after all this time?
**[00:45] (Flashback) PONKO**
I'm learning all I can about Earth.
**[00:48] (Flashback) PONKO**
Babeh-O told me about a Roppongi
bookstore that was still in good shape.
**[00:55] (Flashback) PONKO**
So I borrowed these.
***SIGN*** Labor Standards Law I
***SIGN*** Labor Standards Law II
**[00:58] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
I do see your point. However...
**[01:01] (Flashback) PONKO**
Yeah, yeah.
**[01:02] (Flashback) PONKO**
I bet you're gonna say you don't need
time off because you're a hotelier robot.
**[01:06] (Flashback) PONKO**
Denied!
**[01:07] (Flashback) PONKO**
Even a robot can break from continuous use.
**[01:14] (Flashback) PONKO**
Anyway, you're taking tomorrow
and the day after off.
**[01:16] (Flashback) PONKO**
I'm confiscating your uniform
so you can't work.
**[01:19] (Flashback) PONKO**
Okay, take it off. Step on it, ponchaka.
**[01:26] YACHIYO**
*What does one do on a day off?*
**[01:34] YACHIYO**
Wel—
**[01:34] PONKO**
Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
**[01:38] TAMAKO**
Wecclom to the Gingarou Hotel!
**[01:41] PONKO**
Please come this way.
**[02:19] YACHIYO**
May I have a room?
***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Wag Your Tail,
but Never Wag a Shift!
**[04:00] F. TENTACLE**
I hear they have something
called a "hot-spring bath."
**[04:03] M. TENTACLE**
That sounds good.
**[04:05] F. TENTACLE**
Hello there.
**[04:05] M. TENTACLE**
Hello.
**[04:06] F. TENTACLE**
I wanna check it out before dinner.
**[04:15] YACHIYO**
Good.
**[04:19] YACHIYO**
Stains, none.
**[04:20] YACHIYO**
Droplets, none.
**[04:21] YACHIYO**
Mold, none.
**[04:22] YACHIYO**
Amenities, good.
**[04:23] YACHIYO**
Shampoo hat—
***SIGN*** Kamemaru Tech Hotelier Android
***SIGN*** Recommended usage limit exceeded.
Malfunctions may have severe
adverse effects on hotel operation.
Please replace part immediately.
***SIGN*** Recommended usage limit exceeded.
Malfunctions may have severe
adverse effects on hotel operation.
Please replace part immediately.
***SIGN*** Please replace part immediately.
***SIGN*** Please replace part immediately.
**[05:21] CANARY ALIEN**
Can pets stay at this hotel, too?
**[05:24] DOORMAN**
Pets are now allowed on the premises.
**[05:28] DOORMAN**
We do get some runaways, so we ask
that you put a hotel tag on your pet.
**[05:32] CANARY**
My, your service lives up
to the stellar reviews!
**[05:36] CANARY**
My DraDra will stay in my room with me.
***SIGN*** Bath-arou
***SIGN*** Open
***SIGN*** Tangerine Bath
***SIGN*** How to Bathe
***SIGN*** Wash!
Rinse!
Relax~
***SIGN*** Bath
***SIGN*** Women's Bath
***SIGN*** No compatible spare parts found
***SIGN*** No compatible spare parts found
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** If you have a day off, try walking through Ginza,
the town where retro-modern meets the bleeding
edge! You're sure to find something good!
***SIGN*** Rinkou Yuudouson
***SIGN*** A spiritual sanctuary within
a stone's throw of Ginza!
Prosperity in business
and family health are...
***SIGN*** Rinkou Yuudouson
***SIGN*** A spiritual sanctuary within
a stone's throw of Ginza!
Prosperity in business
and family health are...
***SIGN*** Gingarou Distillery
***SIGN*** The Gingarou Hotel's Original Single Malt
***SIGN*** Ginga
***SIGN*** -exclusive barley farm
***SIGN*** We grow it ourselves!
***SIGN*** Active Astronaut
***SIGN*** No compatible spare parts found
***SIGN*** No compatible spare parts found
**[10:18] (Flashback) PONKO**
Let's use it as bait!
**[10:19] (Flashback) YACHIYO**
That was a gift from a guest.
***SIGN*** Chill out in the big city!
**[12:20] PACHINKO**
*Time to blaze it!*
**[12:21] PACHINKO**
*Smoking Bonus!*
**[12:23] PACHINKO**
*Cigarette Butt Rush!*
***SIGN*** Wag Your Tail, but Never Wag a Shift!
***SIGN*** Kamemaru Tech Hotelier Android
***SIGN*** Recommended usage limit exceeded.
Malfunctions may have severe
adverse effects on hotel operation.
Please replace part immediately.
***SIGN*** Recommended usage limit exceeded.
Malfunctions may have severe
adverse effects on hotel operation.
Please replace part immediately.
***SIGN*** Compatible spare
parts in stock
***SIGN*** Compatible spare parts found
***SIGN*** Compatible spare parts found
***SIGN*** Damaged component
***SIGN*** This component is damaged.
Please recheck all connections and reboot.
***SIGN*** For Space Ark
Launch Station
***SIGN*** Reparations for all
***SIGN*** No discrimination
***SIGN*** Save all citizens
***SIGN*** Don't stand
for this!
***SIGN*** I love peace
***SIGN*** Damaged Beyond Repair
***SIGN*** Damaged Beyond Repair
***SIGN*** Damaged Beyond Repair
***SIGN*** Damaged Beyond Repair
***SIGN*** Compatible spare parts found
***SIGN*** Compatible spare parts found
**[20:58] YACHIYOAI**
* Extra Mission*
* "Get Bit by a Pegasus" complete.*
***SIGN*** Easter Egg Program
Extra Mission
"Get Bit by a Pegasus" complete.
New function "Cross-Eyed" unlocked.
***SIGN*** Easter Egg Program
Extra Mission
"Get Bit by a Pegasus" complete.
New function "Cross-Eyed" unlocked.
**[21:02] YACHIYOAI**
*New function "Cross-Eyed" unlocked.*
**[21:42] DOORMAN**
Please rest assured. We'll do everything—
**[21:44] CANARY**
Easy for you to say!
**[21:46] CANARY**
Oh, DraDra! I'm so glad you're safe!
**[21:49] CANARY**
I told you not to go off wandering!
**[21:52] CANARY**
I'm so, so glad!
**[21:57] PONKO**
Yachiyo!
**[21:59] PONKO**
How did you like your time off?
**[22:05] YACHIYO**
I felt alive.
**[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS**
Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
**[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS**
Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
**[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS**
Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
# 12 - Aim to Be the Number One Hotel in the Galaxy
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GXJHM3G58/apocalypse-hotel)
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**[00:44] PONKO**
Yachiyo! How did you like your time off?
**[00:48] YACHIYO**
I felt alive.
**[00:50] PONKO**
Great. I'm happy for you.
**[00:52] YACHIYO**
I'm done with my time off.
Let me change into my uniform.
**[00:55] PONKO**
Huh? W-Wait a minute!
**[00:57] PONKO**
You're getting back to work already?!
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Aim to Be the Number One
Hotel in the Galaxy
**[01:01] YACHIYO**
I'm back.
**[01:07] PONKO**
You know a day off means
the *whole* day, right?
**[01:10] YACHIYO**
The break gave me extra motivation
to get back to work.
**[01:15] PONKO**
I dunno if that time off
served its purpose...
**[01:18] DOORMAN**
We have a guest.
**[01:30] YACHIYO**
We must ask you not to brandish
lethal weapons within the hotel premises.
**[01:34] IORI**
Oh...
**[01:36] IORI**
S-Sorry about that.
**[01:41] YACHIYO**
Um, did you just speak an Earth language?
**[01:48] IORI**
Well, strictly speaking, I *am* an earthling.
**[01:52] PONKO**
What?!
**[01:54] PONKO**
E-E-Earth... Really?!
**[01:54] IORI**
It's my first visit to Earth, though.
**[01:57] PONKO**
Sniff, sniff. Not a tanuki!
**[01:59] PONKO**
We got a real-deal earthling!
**[02:02] PONKO**
No way! For real? Hooray!
**[02:05] PONKO**
Look, Yachiyo! Isn't this amazing?
**[02:09] YACHIYO**
We've been eagerly awaiting your return.
**[02:13] PONKO**
Very eagerly!
**[02:16] IORI**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[02:20] YACHIYO**
Are you here by yourself?
**[02:22] IORI**
Yes. On a solo mission.
**[02:25] YACHIYO**
When will the rest of humanity return?
**[02:28] IORI**
Huh?
**[02:30] IORI**
I don't know about that.
**[02:32] IORI**
I'm just here to survey Earth's current state.
**[02:38] YACHIYO**
"Survey"?
**[02:39] IORI**
Our data said there were no intelligent
life forms left on Earth, so I was shocked.
**[02:44] IORI**
I'm amazed it still has a civilization—
and I'm even more amazed it still has humans.
**[02:51] YACHIYO**
No. There are no humans left on Earth.
**[02:54] YACHIYO**
You're the only one here.
**[02:56] IORI**
Huh?
**[02:57] YACHIYO**
I'm Yachiyo, a hotelier robot.
**[03:01] PONKO**
Ponko here. I'm a Tanukian.
**[03:06] YACHIYO**
Miss, this is a hotel.
**[03:09] YACHIYO**
Would you like to stay with us and see?
**[03:14] YACHIYO**
Please fill out this registration card.
**[03:16] IORI**
O-Okay.
**[03:24] IORI**
Will this do?
**[03:28] YACHIYO**
Thank you kindly.
***SIGN*** Tomari Iori
***SIGN*** Gender
***SIGN*** F
***SIGN*** Age
***SIGN*** Room F-24, Wing A-13, NRM District 09, Spaceship J-13
***SIGN*** Japanese
**[03:31] YACHIYO**
Allow me to show you
to your room, Ms. Tomari.
**[03:37] YACHIYO**
This is your room for the night.
**[03:41] IORI**
This whole space is for an individual?!
**[03:43] YACHIYO**
I must also inform you that we have
a spacesuit cleaning facility at this hotel.
**[03:49] IORI**
I'll die if I take this off, so...
**[03:51] YACHIYO**
Oh, right. My apologies.
**[03:56] IORI**
Soft.
**[03:58] IORI**
So this,
**[03:59] IORI**
this,
**[04:02] IORI**
and this... they're all free for me to use?
**[04:05] YACHIYO**
Are things different on your present planet?
**[04:08] IORI**
We don't have a planet.
**[04:11] YACHIYO**
Where do you reside?
**[04:13] IORI**
Interstellar arks.
**[04:16] IORI**
After leaving Earth,
**[04:18] IORI**
we tried several times to take up
residence on other planets.
**[04:24] IORI**
But due to issues with water, temperature,
atmosphere, and other things,
**[04:28] IORI**
we still haven't found a new home.
**[04:33] IORI**
Everything on board is controlled
by our life-support systems.
**[04:38] IORI**
And I'd only ever seen blue skies,
blue seas, and big landforms
**[04:42] IORI**
in research documents before I landed here.
**[04:48] IORI**
I was sent on a scouting mission to Earth
to check the possibility of living here again.
**[04:56] IORI**
However...
**[04:57] IORI**
When I crash-landed, the impact
broke my virus scanner.
**[05:02] YACHIYO**
If that's the case, let me offer you
my support as concierge.
**[05:06] IORI**
Huh?
**[05:07] IORI**
Thank you.
**[05:09] IORI**
Hey!
**[05:10] IORI**
I-I-Is that... a sh-shampoo hat?!
**[05:13] YACHIYO**
Indeed!
**[05:14] YACHIYO**
Our specialty shampoo hats are what
truly make the Gingarou Hotel what it is!
**[05:19] IORI**
But I can't take this suit off,
so I can't use it.
**[05:22] YACHIYO**
You may use it on top of your spacesuit.
**[05:24] IORI**
That seems kind of pointless.
**[05:26] YACHIYO**
But it *is* possible.
**[05:27] IORI**
I also can't exactly shower.
**[05:29] YACHIYO**
Why not give it a try anyway?
**[05:33] PONKO**
So humanity really returned, huh?
**[05:36] YACHIYO**
It's just one survey mission.
**[05:38] PONKO**
But if that survey says it's okay,
they'll all come back!
**[05:45] YACHIYO**
Yes, you do have a point.
**[05:48] PONKO**
Yachiyo?
**[05:49] YACHIYO**
I'm just wondering if that guest
truly is an earthling.
**[05:55] PONKO**
Huh? Why? She wasn't a Tanukian.
**[05:59] YACHIYO**
I must be having doubts because she turned
down the chance to use a shampoo hat.
**[06:04] YACHIYO**
Any human would leap at the opportunity.
**[06:08] PONKO**
Are we even sure that's true?
**[06:11] YACHIYO**
Either way,
**[06:12] YACHIYO**
you've all helped me see the day
when I received a human guest again.
**[06:18] YACHIYO**
Thank you, truly.
**[06:21] PONKO**
No one's worked harder
to make this happen than you.
**[06:24] PONKO**
It's been a long road.
**[06:27] PONKO**
I wonder if she'll come to like our hotel.
**[06:30] YACHIYO**
Of that, I have no doubt.
**[06:33] YACHIYO**
Because our hotel is a magical place.
**[06:35] PONKO**
Yeah.
**[06:41] YACHIYO**
And that's the announcement.
**[06:42] YACHIYO**
As of last night, a human guest
is staying with us.
**[06:46] TAMAKO**
I wanna see a real-deal human!
**[06:50] YACHIYO**
Don't get too excited.
**[06:51] YACHIYO**
As usual, we'll provide every single one of
our guests the attention they deserve.
**[06:55] TAMAKO**
'Kay!
**[06:56] TAMAKO**
Just you wait, human.
**[06:58] TAMAKO**
You'll soon learn how scary
Tamako's service can be!
**[07:00] TAMAKO**
One, two!
**[07:01] YACHIYO**
Proceeding to recite
the Twelve Commandments of Gingarou.
**[07:04] ALL**
First: Aim to be the number one
hotel in the galaxy.
**[07:08] ALL**
Second: Food and etiquette
are mainstays of culture.
**[07:11] DOORMAN**
Third: Bookmark today's page
in our guests' lives.
**[07:16] ALL**
Fourth: A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
**[07:19] ALL**
Fifth: Our only vice is service.
**[07:22] ALL**
Sixth: Tradition evolves with
innovation and experimentation.
**[07:26] ALL**
Seventh: Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
**[07:30] ALL**
Eighth: Provide unlimited
hospitality in limited time.
**[07:35] ALL**
Ninth: Bow down deep but always aim high.
**[07:39] ALL**
Tenth: Discipline with a fist!
Reconcile with a high five!
**[07:43] ALL**
Eleventh: Wag your tail,
but never wag a shift!
**[07:47] ALL**
Twelfth: A true hotel is always storied.
**[07:51] YACHIYO**
As always, let us welcome our guests
with a smile today.
**[07:55] YACHIYO**
We offer our beloved guests
**[07:57] YACHIYO**
our heartfelt hospitality and our
brightest smiles, every single day.
**[08:06] IORI**
Thank you for offering to help.
**[08:09] BUMBUKU**
No problem. I'm retired,
so I have all the time in the world.
**[08:13] MAMI**
We destroyed our spaceship
landing on Earth, too.
**[08:17] MAMI**
Yachiyo and her staff
were a real help back then.
**[08:21] FUGURI**
And I'm just a struggling artanuki.
I'll do anything to help!
***SIGN*** Cherry Road
**[08:24] TAMAKO**
I may help, too!
**[08:26] IORI**
Thank you all so much.
**[08:28] BUMBUKU**
This won't get the job done.
It needs replacing.
**[08:31] IORI**
I'm impressed you can tell.
**[08:33] BUMBUKU**
Oh, yeah. I've tinkered with this exact
type of spaceship once before.
**[08:38] IORI**
Huh? You've been on an Earth spaceship?
**[08:42] BUMBUKU**
Oh! Uh, I guess!
**[08:44] BUMBUKU**
The people on board were all dea—
**[08:47] BUMBUKU**
all dearly pleasant.
**[08:52] BUMBUKU**
We even sent a satellite into space
via rocket launch.
**[08:56] BUMBUKU**
That was a great learning experience, too.
***SIGN*** % Match
**[08:58] IORI**
You must be a very talented engineer.
**[08:59] YACHIYO**
She really is human.
**[09:01] FUGURI**
My sister designed the thing, though.
**[09:02] YACHIYO**
Then why?
**[09:03] IORI**
By the way, what did you
mean by "artanuki"?
**[09:07] MAMI**
Are you okay, Yachiyo?!
**[09:08] TAMAKO**
That sounded like pain!
**[09:10] YACHIYO**
I appear to be having system troubles.
**[09:12] FUGURI**
Hey, that's not good!
You need to take breaks!
**[09:16] FUGURI**
Labor law and all that!
The board can be real sticklers!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
5. Our only vice is service.
6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
10. A true hotel is always storied.
President, Gingarou Hotel
***SIGN*** No Issues Detected
***SIGN*** No Issues Detected
**[09:24] YACHIYO**
No parts needing urgent replacement.
**[09:28] YACHIYO**
What's happening to me?
**[09:38] PONKO**
Huh?
**[09:39] PONKO**
Yachiyo?!
**[09:58] YACHIYO**
I've brought you water for your
cooling tank, Doorman Robot.
**[10:01] DOORMAN**
Thanks, missy,
**[10:04] DOORMAN**
but that's the 26th time today.
**[10:12] DOORMAN**
Thinking clearly yet?
**[10:16] YACHIYO**
I apologize. My AI's been distracted lately.
**[10:23] DOORMAN**
I'll perform a door divination for you,
just this once.
**[10:28] DOORMAN**
It opens. It opens not.
**[10:31] DOORMAN**
It opens. It opens not.
**[10:33] DOORMAN**
It opens. It opens not.
**[10:35] DOORMAN**
It opens. It opens not.
**[10:38] DOORMAN**
It opens. It opens not.
**[10:41] DOORMAN**
It... o... pens!
**[10:49] DOORMAN**
See?
**[10:57] TAMAKO**
The hotel's first-ever extraterrestrial guest
left that here as gift.
**[11:01] PONKO**
It was a lot smaller than even her at first.
**[11:05] IORI**
And now it's grown so much.
**[11:07] IORI**
It's mystical.
**[11:08] EV CHECKER**
Yo, earthling!
Been waitin' to see ya, babeh!
**[11:12] TAMAKO**
It's Babeh-boo!
**[11:13] EV CHECKER**
How ya doin', Ponpokos?
**[11:16] EV CHECKER**
Where's Yachi-YO?
**[11:17] PONKO**
She's been bugging out a little.
**[11:20] EV CHECKER**
Well, that sucks. She's usually on her game.
**[11:23] PONKO**
She wanted me to ask you to help
our guest with her survey.
**[11:28] EV CHECKER**
Well, you asked the right bot!
**[11:29] EV CHECKER**
Ain't no one better for the job
than yours truly!
**[11:32] EV CHECKER**
Ha!
**[11:41] YACHIYO**
I really must be malfunctioning.
***SIGN*** Aim to Be the Number One Hotel in the Galaxy
**[12:12] IORI**
Beautiful.
**[12:16] EV CHECKER**
Take this.
**[12:18] EV CHECKER**
It's a record of all my environmental checks
from the day humanity left Earth to now.
**[12:24] IORI**
What?
**[12:25] IORI**
The whole time?
**[12:27] EV CHECKER**
Never missed a day.
**[12:29] IORI**
Thank you so much!
**[12:31] IORI**
You don't know how much
this data means to humanity!
**[12:35] EV CHECKER**
And now, my job is done.
**[12:39] EV CHECKER**
Go ahead and take off that spacesuit.
**[12:42] IORI**
Huh?
**[12:43] EV CHECKER**
Earth is safe now.
**[12:45] EV CHECKER**
It's free of the virus
that threatened the human race.
**[12:49] IORI**
Uh... What do you mean?
**[12:53] EV CHECKER**
We have this thing to thank for it.
**[12:56] IORI**
Is that the same plant that
was in the Gingarou's aquarium?
**[12:59] EV CHECKER**
Earth is back to how it used to be,
back when you lived here and prospered.
**[13:05] EV CHECKER**
In fact, the air may be cleaner
than at any other point in history.
**[13:10] EV CHECKER**
The source?
**[13:11] EV CHECKER**
Me!
**[13:14] EV CHECKER**
So, yeah.
**[13:15] EV CHECKER**
You don't need that spacesuit anymore.
**[13:53] EV CHECKER**
I'm glad I was able to pass on
that news to you.
**[13:57] EV CHECKER**
That alone makes it all worth it, babeh.
**[14:06] YACHIYO**
Humanity's finally back,
**[14:10] YACHIYO**
and yet I...
**[14:13] YACHIYO**
I...
**[14:35] PONKO**
Yachiyo?!
**[14:37] YACHIYO**
Ponko! I broke!
**[14:40] DOORMAN**
What?!
**[14:41] IORI**
Yachiyo, Ponko!
I can take my spacesuit off!
**[14:44] PONKO**
Huh?
**[14:45] IORI**
I can even use a shampoo hat!
**[14:46] EV CHECKER**
Calm down, human!
**[14:48] PONKO**
Uh, Yachiyo first! What part's broken?
**[14:50] YACHIYO**
Nothing's broken!
That's what makes it so bad!
**[14:53] IORI**
Look! I can breathe the air
here now! It's all good!
**[14:56] PONKO**
Huh?
**[14:57] YACHIYO**
It's all bad for me!
**[14:58] IORI**
It's all right now!
**[15:00] IORI**
We can live on this planet again...
**[15:03] IORI**
Achoo.
**[15:20] YACHIYO**
Ms. Tomari?
**[15:22] IORI**
Yachiyo?
**[15:24] YACHIYO**
I apologize for losing my cool the other day.
**[15:28] YACHIYO**
After you collapsed in the lobby,
**[15:30] YACHIYO**
we had this doctor here look after you.
**[15:33] PONSTIN**
It seems you've suffered
a severe allergic reaction.
**[15:37] IORI**
But isn't the virus gone?
**[15:40] EV CHECKER**
It sounds like you guys
are the ones who changed.
**[15:44] IORI**
Huh?
**[15:45] EV CHECKER**
Humans have grown to be incompatible
with Earth's atmosphere.
**[15:53] IORI**
No...
**[15:59] PONKO**
I'm glad she's stable now.
**[16:01] YACHIYO**
Yes. Ponstin did really well.
**[16:04] PONKO**
Want him to take a look at you too?
**[16:06] YACHIYO**
Huh?
**[16:07] PONKO**
You've been acting strange ever
since the human guest showed up.
**[16:11] YACHIYO**
Right...
**[16:13] PONKO**
What's the matter?
**[16:15] YACHIYO**
I'm not happy about it.
**[16:19] YACHIYO**
We finally received a human guest again—
**[16:22] YACHIYO**
the very thing we've waited centuries for—
**[16:24] YACHIYO**
and yet I'm not especially happy about it.
**[16:29] YACHIYO**
I worked as a hotelier robot all this time
to keep my promise with the owner.
**[16:36] YACHIYO**
He never returned, even after many
human lifespans' worth of time passed.
**[16:43] YACHIYO**
But I still wanted to wait here
for human guests to return.
**[16:49] YACHIYO**
That was how I could keep my promise
to the owner, who left us in charge.
**[16:55] YACHIYO**
And yet...
**[16:57] YACHIYO**
I only felt the same delight that I already
get from extraterrestrial guests.
**[17:04] YACHIYO**
I must be broken beyond repair.
**[17:10] PONKO**
What's wrong with that?
**[17:12] YACHIYO**
Sorry?
**[17:12] PONKO**
What that means is that, in the
centuries since humans left Earth,
**[17:18] PONKO**
extraterrestrial guests have come to be
just as important as human guests to you.
**[17:27] PONKO**
It makes sense. You're a hotelier.
**[17:30] PONKO**
There's nothing weird about that!
**[17:34] YACHIYO**
You mean I'm not malfunctioning?
**[17:37] PONKO**
Exactly.
**[17:38] PONKO**
You've served both human guests *and*
extraterrestrial guests for so long.
**[17:44] PONKO**
I think that's a much more impressive feat
than keeping your promise to the owner!
**[18:04] YACHIYO**
Ms. Tomari.
**[18:06] YACHIYO**
How are you feeling?
**[18:08] IORI**
A lot better, thanks to the tanuki doctor.
**[18:12] IORI**
I'm thinking of leaving today.
**[18:16] IORI**
Earth no longer belongs to us.
**[18:22] IORI**
Before I leave, let me experience
what the extraterrestrial guests do...
**[18:27] IORI**
and have a meal here at your hotel.
**[18:33] YACHIYO**
Certainly.
**[18:38] YACHIYO**
Your A5 Nudel hamburg steak.
**[18:41] IORI**
Nudel? *That* Nudel?!
**[18:43] YACHIYO**
Yes. We've succeeded in culturing them
after a guest gave us a larval form.
**[18:48] YACHIYO**
Enjoy your meal.
**[19:04] IORI**
Nice and hot.
**[19:06] YACHIYO**
Here you are.
**[19:10] BALLOON ALIEN**
This is delightful, truly!
**[19:25] IORI**
Thank you for having me.
**[19:27] YACHIYO**
We hope you'll return
with other humans in future.
**[19:31] IORI**
But... We can no longer live here.
**[19:35] YACHIYO**
Maybe not, but you could
still make a temporary stay.
**[19:38] YACHIYO**
Like you did, Ms. Tomari.
**[19:41] IORI**
Like Earth itself... is a hotel?
**[19:46] IORI**
I see.
**[19:47] IORI**
Yeah, you're right!
**[19:59] IORI**
Thank you so, so much!
**[20:04] YACHIYO**
We eagerly await your next stay with us!
**[20:13] IORI**
Yachiyo!
**[20:14] IORI**
I'll be back very soon!
Please keep the hotel running until then!
**[20:21] YACHIYO**
Wha?
**[20:30] YACHIYO**
Please wait!
**[20:33] YACHIYO**
When is "very soon"? Answer me!
**[20:36] YACHIYO**
You'll "be back very soon"?
When will that be?!
**[20:43] YACHIYO**
Hey! Get your ass back here!
**[20:46] YACHIYO**
Give me a more specific timeline!
**[20:49] YACHIYO**
Hey! Wipe that smile off your face!
**[20:51] YACHIYO**
When is "soon"? How many years
does that face imply?!
**[20:55] YACHIYO**
Answer me!
**[20:57] YACHIYO**
Why do you always skip the important details?!
**[21:05] YACHIYO**
Humans are so stupid!
**[21:16] YACHIYOAI**
* Extra Mission*
* "Call a Guest Stupid" complete.*
***SIGN*** Easter Egg Program
Extra Mission
"Call a Guest Stupid" complete.
New function "Whistle" unlocked.
**[21:21] YACHIYOAI**
*New function "Whistle" unlocked.*
**[22:08] [SONG] CREDITS**
Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
***SIGN*** Come! See! And feel all Earth has to offer! Being alive is wonderful!
***SIGN*** Gingarou Hotel
***SIGN*** Gingarou Hotel
***SIGN*** Come give us a visit, pon-chaka!
***SIGN*** We have hot springs, too!