Season 1
- 1 - A True Hotel Is Always Storied
- 2 - Tradition Evolves With Innovation and Experimentation
- 3 - A Smile Is the Ultimate Ambiance
- 4 - Food and Etiquette Are Mainstays of Culture
- 5 - Provide Unlimited Hospitality in Limited Time
- 6 - Our Only Vice Is Service
- 7 - Bow Down Deep but Always Aim High
- 8 - Discipline with a Fist! Reconcile with a High Five!
- 9 - Bookmark Today's Page in Our Guests' Lives
- 10 - Clean Sheets Symbolize Pure Hearts
- 11 - Wag Your Tail, but Never Wag a Shift!
- 12 - Aim to Be the Number One Hotel in the Galaxy
1 - A True Hotel Is Always Storied
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[00:01] AD NARRATOR
Welcome to Ginza, a town where
tradition meets the bleeding edge.
[00:06] AD NARRATOR
Whether you're here for business, tourism,
or a celebration with your loved ones,
[00:10] AD NARRATOR
we're pleased to provide
the best in world-class comfort
[00:15] AD NARRATOR
here at the Gingarou Hotel.
[00:19] AD NARRATOR
At our core lies a desire
to offer you, our beloved guests,
[00:23] AD NARRATOR
our heartfelt hospitality and our
brightest smiles, every single day.
[00:26] AD NARRATOR
Our commitment to innovation made us one
of the earliest adopters of hotelier robots,
[00:32] AD NARRATOR
which will be there to serve you with
discretion and flawless attention to detail.
[00:36] AD NARRATOR
And we hope our promise of maintaining
a clean and chic ambiance around the clock
[00:41] AD NARRATOR
will make your stay with us
a calming and pleasant experience.
[00:46] TALKINGHEAD
While it's difficult to determine whether
the phenomenon identified in Mexico is a virus,
[00:51] TALKINGHEAD
we cannot dismiss the possibility
of it spreading globally.
[00:54] ANCHOR 1
Due to the way the mutagen works,
vascular plants—pteridophytes in particular—
SIGN Wed.
SIGN Series of Mysterious Ape Deaths in South America
[00:58] ANCHOR 1
are polluting the air
at increasingly alarming levels.
[01:01] AD NARRATOR
We have a wide variety of rooms
tailored to your every need.
[01:05] AD NARRATOR
The rooftop garden serves not only
as the perfect spot for rest and relaxation
[01:10] AD NARRATOR
but also as a bookable venue
included in wedding and party packages.
SIGN Consumption Tax Hits 50%
SIGN Sudden Primate Deaths Linked to Pteridophytes?
SIGN Astrology Council Chief Yarisawa Press Conference
SIGN Lem Receives Fiasco Science Award
SIGN Paper Zoo Finally Opens
[01:14] ANCHOR 2
Due to the increase of
infortunium pollution globally—
[01:17] AD NARRATOR
Make an unforgettable memory
with your loved ones...
[01:20] ANCHOR 2
Extinction is a very real—
[01:21] AD NARRATOR
...right here in this exclusive location.
[01:23] ANCHOR 2
It appears to also be dangerous to humans.
[01:25] ANCHOR 3
Please ensure that all buildings
and indoor spaces are sealed airtight,
[01:29] ANCHOR 3
and always wear a protective mask
when stepping outdoors.
[01:33] AD NARRATOR
We're certain that both domestic
and international guests...
[01:36] ANCHOR 1
Construction on the undersea and space
shelters are proceeding at a rapid pace.
[01:40] AD NARRATOR
...will enjoy our best-in-class selection
of activity and lounge spaces.
[01:46] ANCHOR 2
Earlier today, the first wave
of Earth escapees arrived
SIGN Breaking
Earth Escape Scheme
Arrival at Space Shelter
SIGN The first step toward life in outer space. What lies in humanity's future?
[01:49] ANCHOR 2
at the space shelter station.
[01:51] ANCHOR 2
Construction of interstellar arks is on track.
[01:54] ANCHOR 3
The applicants accepted for the 18th wave
of Earth escapees have been announced.
SIGN Breaking
SIGN 18th Wave of the Earth Escape Scheme Announced Today
[01:58] ANCHOR 3
Many successful applicants
were attacked following the news.
[02:02] ANCHOR 1
The WHO has announced that infortunium
pollution has reached 0.9 percent.
[02:08] ANCHOR 1
It is essentially considered impossible
to directly breathe the air on Earth anymore.
[02:13] OFFICIAL
No! Get the medic!
[02:23] AD NARRATOR
Driven by tradition and innovation,
[02:28] AD NARRATOR
the Gingarou Hotel...
[02:35] AD NARRATOR
is ready to welcome you
with unrivaled service.
[04:43] YACHIYO
Here you go.
[04:56] YACHIYO
Doorman Robot.
[04:58] YACHIYO
Are you all right now?
[05:05] DOORMAN
I did it again, huh?
[05:08] YACHIYO
We really should find you some coolant soon.
[05:12] DOORMAN
Sorry to make you use our water reserves.
[05:15] YACHIYO
I don't mind going to collect more.
[05:17] YACHIYO
However, I must ask you to limit
how much you open and close our doors.
[05:21] DOORMAN
Easy for you to say, missy,
but opening doors is my very purpose.
[05:26] DOORMAN
Every single time, before I even realize,
[05:29] DOORMAN
I've opened them already.
[05:31] YACHIYO
But what's the point if you're
overheated when a guest arrives?
[05:36] DOORMAN
Missy, I simply cannot stand the thought
of a door remaining unopened all day long.
[05:41] YACHIYO
You certainly are stubborn, Doorman Robot.
[05:44] DOORMAN
Don't bother trying to talk this
old-timer down. You'll be late for work.
[05:47] DOORMAN
Hurry up and go inside.
[05:49] YACHIYO
Don't!
[05:50] YACHIYO
I'm not a guest.
I can open the doors myself.
[05:53] YACHIYO
And I've said that 4,682 times now.
[06:19] YACHIYO
Good morning, team.
[06:22] YACHIYO
Today is April the 12th, 2157.
[06:25] YACHIYO
As your acting acting manager,
I hereby begin our daily morning stand-up,
[06:29] YACHIYO
starting with the roll call.
[06:32] YACHIYO
Flycatcher Robot.
[06:34] YACHIYO
Cleaner Robot A, Cleaner Robot B.
[06:36] YACHIYO
Doorman Robot.
[06:38] YACHIYO
Cook Robot.
[06:39] YACHIYO
Bartender Robot.
[06:41] YACHIYO
Gardener Robot.
[06:44] YACHIYO
Porter Robot.
[06:47] YACHIYO
Maintenance Robot.
[06:50] YACHIYO
Driller Robot.
[06:54] YACHIYO
Driller Robot?
[06:56] YACHIYO
No response to roll call.
Late by 7 minutes and 28 seconds, unexcused.
[07:00] YACHIYO
GPS location indicates it is
at the planned hot spring site.
[07:03] YACHIYO
Has it not returned since yesterday?
[07:07] YACHIYO
Proceeding with daily updates.
[07:09] YACHIYO
Current guests: zero.
[07:12] YACHIYO
Check-ins scheduled today: zero.
[07:15] YACHIYO
Yesterday's website view count: zero.
[07:18] YACHIYO
We have failed to hit the daily goal.
[07:19] YACHIYO
Our goal for this month
is a total of 1,440 stays.
[07:22] YACHIYO
We are presently 1,440 short.
[07:24] YACHIYO
Team leads, you have the floor.
[07:31] YACHIYO
Understood.
[07:32] YACHIYO
Maintenance Robot, conduct both a tap
and infrared inspection on the western face.
[07:38] YACHIYO
Cook Robot, venison might
be better in that case.
[07:42] YACHIYO
Gardener Robot, we'll have to
pull them out, unfortunately.
[07:47] YACHIYO
Flycatcher Robot,
that might be a new breed of fly.
[07:50] YACHIYO
Take a biological sample.
[07:52] YACHIYO
Anything else?
[07:55] YACHIYO
Proceeding to recite
the Ten Commandments of Gingarou.
[07:58] YACHIYO
First: Aim to be the number one
hotel in the galaxy.
[08:02] YACHIYO
Second: Food and etiquette
are mainstays of culture.
[08:06] YACHIYO
Third: Bookmark today's page
in our guests' lives.
[08:11] YACHIYO
Fourth: A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
[08:15] YACHIYO
Fifth: Our only vice is service.
[08:15] DOORMAN
Fifth: Our only vice is service.
[08:20] YACHIYO
Sixth: Tradition evolves with
innovation and experimentation.
[08:24] YACHIYO
Seventh: Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
[08:29] YACHIYO
Eighth: Provide unlimited
hospitality in limited time.
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SIGN The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
5. Our only vice is service.
6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
10. A true hotel is always storied.
President, Gingarou Hotel
[08:34] YACHIYO
Ninth: Bow down deep but always aim high.
[08:39] YACHIYO
Tenth: A true hotel is always storied.
SIGN ...is always storied.
[08:44] YACHIYO
We aim to offer our beloved guests
our heartfelt hospitality
[08:47] YACHIYO
and our brightest smiles, every single day.
SIGN New Reservations: 0
Check-Ins: 0
[09:38] YACHIYO
Stains, none.
[09:39] YACHIYO
Droplets, none.
[09:40] YACHIYO
Mold, none.
[09:41] YACHIYO
Amenities, good.
[09:42] YACHIYO
Shampoo hat, good.
[09:45] YACHIYO
Guest room inspections
completed on schedule again.
[09:49] YACHIYO
Scheduled check-ins
remain unchanged at zero.
[09:54] YACHIYO
I have a feeling we'll get
a walk-in guest today.
[10:28] YACHIYO
Are you all right, Doorman Robot?
[10:31] DOORMAN
I did it again, huh?
[10:33] YACHIYO
Is there any way I can
convince you to refrain?
[10:35] DOORMAN
Sorry. It's just who I am.
[10:39] YACHIYO
I'll go check on Driller Robot.
[10:44] YACHIYO
Flycatcher Robot,
you're in charge while I'm away.
SIGN Planned Hot Spring Site
SIGN Gingarou Hotel
[10:59] YACHIYO
Driller Robot.
[11:01] YACHIYO
You should inform me beforehand
if you intend to skip the daily stand-up.
[11:06] YACHIYO
Driller Robot!
[11:38] YACHIYO
Batch processing for the day complete.
[11:42] YACHIYO
Please take over.
[11:48] YACHIYO
Acting Acting Manager's log, day 36,475.
[11:52] YACHIYO
At 5:22 PM today,
Driller Robot was found inoperative.
[11:56] YACHIYO
We currently have no spares of the damaged
components and no way to procure them.
[12:02] YACHIYO
A restart is impossible.
[12:04] YACHIYO
As of today...
[12:05] YACHIYO
at 6:37 PM, in accordance with chapter 8,
article 40 of hotel regulations,
[12:11] YACHIYO
Driller Robot is considered
to be on indefinite leave.
[12:15] (Flashback) YACHIYO
Thank you for everything.
[12:18] (Flashback) YACHIYO
You may rest now.
[12:22] YACHIYO
We received no guests again today.
[12:24] YACHIYO
We will remain on standby
for humanity's return.
SIGN Operational Records
SIGN Operational Records
SIGN Operational Records
SIGN Operational Records
SIGN Operational Records
SIGN Operational Records
SIGN Operational Records
SIGN Operational Records
[12:54] (Flashback) OWNER
I tried to fight through it precisely
because of the state the world is in,
[12:57] (Flashback) OWNER
but it looks like time's almost up.
[12:59] (Flashback) OWNER
I'll let you run things for a while.
[13:03] (Flashback) OWNER
We're only evacuating to space
for a few years, after all.
[13:06] (Flashback) OWNER
I'll be back in no time.
[13:09] (Flashback) OWNER
Until then, I leave the hotel
in your capable hands.
[13:13] (Flashback) ROBOTS
You can count on us, Owner.
[13:19] YACHIYO
Tomorrow's the day.
[13:22] YACHIYO
I get the feeling they'll be back tomorrow.
SIGN A True Hotel Is Always Storied
[13:40] YACHIYO
Good morning, team.
[13:42] YACHIYO
Today is April the 13th, 2157.
[13:45] YACHIYO
As your acting acting manager,
I hereby begin our daily morning stand-up.
[13:49] YACHIYO
Before roll call,
[13:51] YACHIYO
I must inform you that Driller Robot
was placed on indefinite leave yesterday.
[13:56] YACHIYO
I'll take over the drilling work
at the planned hot spring site.
[13:59] YACHIYO
You probably can't handle it
with your form factors.
[14:03] YACHIYO
And I'll be able to make time
for it between my other tasks.
[14:07] YACHIYO
Huh? Doorman Robot could?
[14:15] YACHIYO
Listen well, team.
[14:17] YACHIYO
Doorman Robot must always be there
to welcome our guests at any time!
[14:21] YACHIYO
What if a guest arrives
and the hotel's doors remain closed?
[14:26] YACHIYO
Can a Gingarou Hotel that doesn't open its
doors still be called the Gingarou Hotel?
[14:31] YACHIYO
No, it would no longer be the Gingarou...
[14:40] YACHIYO
No, it would no longer be the Gingarou Hotel.
[14:44] YACHIYO
Why? Because the Gingarou Hotel's
doors are always open.
[14:48] YACHIYO
I ask you, then: who opens those doors?
[14:50] YACHIYO
It's Doorman Robot.
[14:51] DOORMAN
There!
[14:51] YACHIYO
Nobody else can handle the bars
with such precision
[14:55] DOORMAN
Hah!
[14:55] YACHIYO
and open the Gingarou Hotel's doors at the
optimal speed—at least to my knowledge.
[14:59] YACHIYO
It may seem like a simple task,
but not anyone can do it.
[15:03] YACHIYO
Therefore, the best candidate to take over
the drilling work is me and not him.
[15:11] YACHIYO
What is it, Flycatcher Robot?
[15:15] YACHIYO
No need to worry. We will have guests.
[15:22] YACHIYO
Humanity will definitely return to Earth.
[15:28] YACHIYO
Now, let's take care of business as usual.
[15:31] YACHIYO
Offer our guests our heartfelt hospitality
and our brightest smiles.
[15:41] YACHIYO
Good.
[15:45] YACHIYO
Good!
[16:04] YACHIYO
It seems I'm running behind schedule.
[16:16] YACHIYO
My systems are all green.
There is no problem.
[16:19] YACHIYO
I'm fine.
[16:21] YACHIYO
Stains, none.
[16:22] YACHIYO
Droplets, none.
[16:23] YACHIYO
Mold, none.
[16:24] YACHIYO
Amenities, good.
[16:24] YACHIYO
Shampoo hat, gone.
[16:29] YACHIYO
Stains, none. Droplets, none.
Mold, none. Amenities, good.
[16:31] YACHIYO
Shampoo hat, gone.
[16:36] YACHIYO
Shampoo hat, gone.
[16:37] YACHIYO
Shampoo hat, gone!
[16:38] YACHIYO
Shampoo hat, gone!
[16:39] YACHIYO
Gone! Gone! Gone! Gone! Gone!
[16:55] YACHIYO
Emergency alert. Emergency alert.
[16:58] YACHIYO
Missing shampoo hat in Room 405's bathroom.
[17:05] YACHIYO
Starting emergency program.
[17:08] YACHIYO
Checking shampoo hat stock...
[17:11] YACHIYO
Checking linen and storage
rooms on every floor.
[17:13] YACHIYO
No stock on the first,
second, or third floors.
SIGN Out of Stock
SIGN Out of Stock
SIGN Out of Stock
[17:15] YACHIYO
No stock on the fourth, fifth,
sixth, or seventh floors.
SIGN Out of Stock
SIGN Out of Stock
SIGN Out of Stock
SIGN Out of Stock
[17:17] YACHIYO
No stock in the underground storage.
No reserve stock.
[17:21] YACHIYO
Starting operation simulator.
[17:23] YACHIYO
Conclusion drawn from 127,847,592
different simulations...
[17:28] YACHIYO
A lack of shampoo hats causes guest
satisfaction to fall to zero percent.
[17:33] YACHIYO
Repeat customer rate falls to zero percent.
[17:35] YACHIYO
Five-star reviews fall to zero percent.
[17:37] YACHIYO
As a result, the Gingarou Hotel's
chance of survival...
[17:42] YACHIYO
is zero percent.
[17:44] YACHIYO
Team!
[17:45] YACHIYO
We are faced with the biggest crisis since
mankind departed Earth over a century ago!
[17:49] YACHIYO
Without shampoo hats,
our hotel will go out of business!
[17:54] YACHIYO
Whether our guests have hair
or not is irrelevant!
[17:57] YACHIYO
These things exist to prevent shampoo
from getting into their eyes!
[18:01] YACHIYO
"Make them"?!
[18:02] YACHIYO
We only carry shampoo hats from our supplier,
a historic specialty store!
[18:06] YACHIYO
A Gingarou Hotel without those very
shampoo hats is no Gingarou Hotel at all!
[18:12] YACHIYO
We will temporarily pause usual operations
and conduct a Ginza-wide search.
[18:19] YACHIYO
Leave no stone unturned!
Search every nook and cranny!
[18:22] YACHIYO
We must find that shampoo hat at all costs!
[18:27] YACHIYO
I told you to stop opening
the damn door for no reason!
[18:45] YACHIYO
Doorman Robot.
[18:46] YACHIYO
Why did you take that shampoo hat?
[18:49] YACHIYO
Depending on your answer,
the consequences may be severe.
[18:54] DOORMAN
Missy, you know how you splash me with water?
[18:57] YACHIYO
Huh?
[18:58] DOORMAN
I happen to have a slight distaste for water.
[19:02] YACHIYO
You don't like me pouring water
over you? That's your reason?
[19:06] DOORMAN
I mean, you certainly don't
hold back when you do it.
[19:10] YACHIYO
I'll give you that.
[19:13] YACHIYO
But why didn't you tell me it bothers you?
[19:15] DOORMAN
It's not always easy to speak your mind.
[19:20] DOORMAN
That's just how people are.
[19:22] YACHIYO
Okay, but we're not people.
[19:24] DOORMAN
We're not.
[19:26] DOORMAN
That's exactly why those of us in the hotel
business want to learn what makes them tick.
[19:31] YACHIYO
I agree, but what does that have to do
with your door-opening practice?
[19:35] DOORMAN
My skills will go rusty.
[19:38] DOORMAN
Let's say I didn't open
any doors for two hours.
[19:40] DOORMAN
How long do you think it would take me
to get my groove back after that?
[19:45] YACHIYO
After two hours of not doing it?
An hour, maybe?
[19:50] DOORMAN
It's two years.
[19:51] YACHIYO
Two years...
[19:53] DOORMAN
I just want to give the guests
who choose this hotel
[19:57] DOORMAN
the best damn door opening possible.
[20:00] DOORMAN
That's all I want.
[20:02] DOORMAN
That's really all I want.
[20:12] YACHIYO
It's over.
[20:13] YACHIYO
What kind of hotel offers a room
without a shampoo hat?
[20:18] YACHIYO
There isn't one.
[20:19] YACHIYO
It's over.
[20:21] YACHIYO
What kind of acting acting manager doesn't
understand how her subordinates feel?
[20:28] YACHIYO
There's one right here.
[20:30] YACHIYO
It's valuable data. I should store it safely.
[20:33] YACHIYO
It's all over.
[20:34] YACHIYO
I couldn't keep the promise
we made to the owner.
[20:38] YACHIYO
I failed to receive any guests,
[20:41] YACHIYO
and I failed to keep the hotel running
until humanity's return.
[20:45] YACHIYO
Today is the day it all ends
for the Gingarou Hotel.
[20:54] YACHIYO
I told you, stop opening
the door for no reason!
[21:12] (Flashback) OWNER
Until then, I leave the hotel
in your capable hands.
[21:21] YACHIYO
We've been eagerly awaiting your return.
[21:55] YACHIYO
We offer our beloved guests
[21:57] YACHIYO
our heartfelt hospitality and our
brightest smiles, every single day.
[22:00] YACHIYO
Welcome to...
[22:01] YACHIYO
the Gingarou Hotel.
SIGN Episode 1
A True Hotel Is Always Storied
SIGN Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
SIGN Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
2 - Tradition Evolves With Innovation and Experimentation
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[00:07] YACHIYO
We offer our beloved guests
[00:09] YACHIYO
our heartfelt hospitality and
our brightest smiles, every single day.
[00:13] YACHIYO
Welcome to... the Gingarou Hotel.
SIGN Episode 2
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SIGN Tradition Evolves With Innovation
and Experimentation
[01:56] YACHIYO
I don't believe we have a reservation for you.
Do you need a room for the night?
SIGN No Matches
SIGN No Matches
SIGN No Matches
SIGN No Matches
[02:19] YACHIYO
Goshukuhaku de yoroshii desu ka?
[02:22] YACHIYO
Qingwen nin shi yao zhusu ma?
[02:26] YACHIYO
Souhaitez-vous passer la nuit ici ?
[02:29] YACHIYO
Desidera pernottare qui?
[02:31] YACHIYO
Kya aapko raat ke liye ek kamra chahiye?
[02:41] YACHIYO
Okay, what now?
[02:43] YACHIYO
Do you need somewhere to sleep?
[02:52] YACHIYO
So you do need somewhere to sleep.
[02:58] YACHIYO
We'd be delighted to help you.
[03:00] YACHIYO
Please fill out this registration card, then.
[03:10] YACHIYO
Please fill this out.
[03:23] YACHIYO
Sir, I'm sorry to ask,
[03:25] YACHIYO
but could you please state your name verbally?
[03:30] YACHIYO
I'm Ya-chi-yo.
[03:33] YACHIYO
You are?
[03:37] YACHIYO
Mr. Nojyujarmar. Is that right?
[03:43] YACHIYO
Understood, Mr. Nojyujarmar.
[03:55] YACHIYO
Here's your room key.
[04:07] YACHIYO
Huh?
[04:13] YACHIYO
I understand.
[04:14] YACHIYO
I'll show you to your room.
[04:42] YACHIYO
This is your room for the night.
[04:46] YACHIYO
Please feel free to use
the appliances and amenities.
[04:49] YACHIYO
We'll replenish them during cleaning,
so you needn't trouble yourself.
[04:54] YACHIYO
This contains the rules for our hotel
[04:57] YACHIYO
and instructions on how to use
our various facilities.
[05:00] YACHIYO
But please feel free to contact me
if you need anything.
[05:04] YACHIYO
In addition...
[05:06] YACHIYO
Our restaurant is available to you.
SIGN 3F Restaurant
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SIGN Welcome to Stella Maris.
Our goal is to present to our guests flavors
that are a fusion of traditional and contemporary.
Be it a casual lunch, a romantic dinner, or a special celebration,
we hope to help you create an unforgettable memory
that lasts for the ages. Our robot chefs, programmed with recipes
from all eras all across the globe, are ready to serve you a wide
variety of dishes with an Italian touch. Japanese traditional cuisine
as well as new-age robotic creations alike will be prepared for you
using fresh ingredients procured locally in Ginza. We strive to satisfy
your cravings with the perfect selection from a wide-ranging menu.
[05:09] YACHIYO
Please stop by whenever
you need anything to eat.
[05:23] YACHIYO
This is your bathroom.
[05:29] YACHIYO
That's right! We have shampoo hats!
[05:32] YACHIYO
You wish to use it, I assume?
[05:38] YACHIYO
Huh?
[05:41] YACHIYO
You do wish to use a shampoo hat, yes?
[05:47] YACHIYO
I have big news, team!
[05:49] YACHIYO
We actually can run this hotel
with a room missing its shampoo hat!
[05:52] YACHIYO
As of today, Room 405 is designated
exclusively for extraterrestrial guests!
[05:56] DOORMAN
Hold on, missy.
[05:57] DOORMAN
Do extraterrestrials even count as guests?
[06:02] YACHIYO
Huh?
[06:06] YACHIYO
True, we do not allow animals
to stay with us, even as pets.
[06:09] YACHIYO
However, as our regulations do not
touch upon extraterrestrial beings,
[06:14] YACHIYO
we cannot treat them the same as animals.
[06:17] YACHIYO
As a special measure, we'll update
how we define hotel guests
[06:20] YACHIYO
and add extraterrestrials to the category.
[06:24] YACHIYO
As guests, they must be offered
the fullest extent of our hotel's service.
[06:36] YACHIYO
With that said, let's offer
our first guest in a century
[06:39] YACHIYO
our heartfelt hospitality
and our brightest smiles.
[06:52] YACHIYO
Your main course is ready.
[07:20] YACHIYO
Did you enjoy your meal?
[07:25] YACHIYO
Would you like to have more of the same?
[07:36] YACHIYO
Welcome back.
[07:41] YACHIYO
Your clothes appear to be worse for wear.
[07:44] YACHIYO
Would you like to avail yourself
of our laundry service?
[07:54] YACHIYO
Sir.
[07:55] YACHIYO
Your laundry is ready.
[08:11] DOORMAN
Why wouldn't he let me
open the doors for him?
[09:02] YACHIYO
Today marks the third day of his stay,
[09:05] YACHIYO
but I'm not sure if he's satisfied
with his experience.
[09:09] YACHIYO
I don't know if we've really
been able to communicate.
[09:14] YACHIYO
Sure, it stands to reason that he
would leave if he was unhappy,
[09:18] YACHIYO
but it's not like there are any
other hotels operating in this area.
[09:24] YACHIYO
Doorman Robot?!
[09:31] YACHIYO
What is this?
[09:36] EV CHECKER
What a surprise!
[09:38] EV CHECKER
A hotel still running 'round these parts?
I don't believe it!
SIGN Tradition Evolves With Innovation
and Experimentation
[09:57] YACHIYO
Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
[09:59] EV CHECKER
Hey! "Welcome," you say?
[10:02] EV CHECKER
Stop that. I'm no guest, babeh.
[10:05] YACHIYO
Huh?
[10:06] EV CHECKER
Before introductions, may I ask...
[10:09] EV CHECKER
Is this dude gonna be okay?
[10:14] DOORMAN
Thanks as always, missy.
[10:17] EV CHECKER
What, does this keep happening?
[10:20] YACHIYO
I wish I could help somehow...
[10:23] DOORMAN
I couldn't ask for a better way to go out
than while opening doors for our guests.
[10:27] YACHIYO
Well, apparently he's not a guest.
[10:29] DOORMAN
What?!
[10:30] EV CHECKER
Close call, eh?
[10:33] YACHIYO
So, who are you?
[10:34] EV CHECKER
Who am I? You ask who I am?!
[10:38] EV CHECKER
You stand before the great
Environment Checker Robot!
[10:44] YACHIYO
"Environment Checker," you say?
[10:46] EV CHECKER
Yes!
[10:48] EV CHECKER
As humanity said goodbye to Earth,
[10:50] EV CHECKER
they stationed some bots across the globe,
hoping to return someday!
[10:54] EV CHECKER
And that is us, the Environment Checker Robots!
[10:57] YACHIYO
Across the globe...
[10:59] EV CHECKER
For years, we partied hard
over the airwaves,
[11:02] EV CHECKER
but I even lost contact with the
one in Oceania a while back.
[11:07] EV CHECKER
Now I'm a standalone bot.
[11:09] EV CHECKER
I'm the only one left that can check
the planet's elements like air and water,
[11:13] EV CHECKER
and decide if they're suitable
for human life to prosper!
[11:17] EV CHECKER
Truly a symbol of hope for all mankind!
[11:20] YACHIYO
Hope...
[11:21] EV CHECKER
Exactamundo!
[11:22] EV CHECKER
And lately, the environment around here's
undergone a drastic change.
[11:27] EV CHECKER
I went, "Yo, what's happening?"
and came to take a look-see.
[11:31] EV CHECKER
And what do I find?
Some strange ship flying around...
[11:34] EV CHECKER
What's more, its pilot
was still alive and on the move.
[11:38] EV CHECKER
Which brings us to now:
[11:39] EV CHECKER
I am here!
[11:42] EV CHECKER
Anything show up lately?
[11:45] YACHIYO
Only our guest.
[11:51] YACHIYO
It seems he came here from another planet.
[11:54] EV CHECKER
That's totally the owner of that ship!
[11:58] EV CHECKER
What is he doing?
[11:59] YACHIYO
No clue.
[12:01] EV CHECKER
Okay, I'll get rid of him in a jiffy.
[12:08] YACHIYO
Wait a second!
[12:10] EV CHECKER
Don't you worry.
We were programmed with this function.
[12:14] YACHIYO
That is a guest of this hotel!
[12:17] EV CHECKER
Can you say for sure that he's
a welcome guest for Earth too?
[12:20] YACHIYO
Huh?
[12:26] EV CHECKER
Get blown to smithereens.
[12:30] YACHIYO
You mustn't. Whatever his objective,
[12:34] YACHIYO
he is still a guest of this hotel!
[12:39] EV CHECKER
Okay.
[12:40] EV CHECKER
I won't do anything
as long as he's your guest.
[12:45] EV CHECKER
But the moment he's not, he goes bang.
[12:49] EV CHECKER
I'm gonna stick around for a while, babeh.
[13:31] EV CHECKER
Hey, Yachi-YO!
[13:33] EV CHECKER
I wanna ask ya,
what're you still doing this for?
[13:37] EV CHECKER
There ain't a single human around anymore.
[13:39] YACHIYO
We'd keep this hotel up and running
until the day humanity returns.
[13:44] YACHIYO
That's the promise we made with the owner.
[13:46] EV CHECKER
Ha! Are you serious?
[13:49] YACHIYO
What?
[13:51] EV CHECKER
Over the past century or so,
I've checked my assigned area
[13:55] EV CHECKER
and sent hundreds of thousands of
environmental reports to outer space.
[14:01] YACHIYO
To this day?
[14:02] EV CHECKER
I send frequent reports.
[14:04] YACHIYO
And what is humanity saying?
[14:06] EV CHECKER
For the past few decades...
[14:09] EV CHECKER
I haven't gotten a single response.
[14:11] YACHIYO
Huh?
[14:12] EV CHECKER
No word at all! Absolutely nothing!
[14:15] EV CHECKER
The probability of humanity returning
in the next 100 years is 0.000000002%!
[14:22] EV CHECKER
Source: me!
[14:25] EV CHECKER
And forget coming back—
we don't even know if they've survived.
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[14:44] EV CHECKER
What?!
[14:47] YACHIYO
It's all over.
[14:49] YACHIYO
Humanity's not coming back.
[14:52] YACHIYO
I don't understand our guest.
[14:55] YACHIYO
It's all over.
[14:58] EV CHECKER
Maybe I shouldn't've told her?
[15:01] EV CHECKER
Ouch!
[15:13] YACHIYO
Here you are.
[15:15] YACHIYO
Scorpionfish and lobster poêlé.
[15:40] YACHIYO
Welcome back.
[15:50] YACHIYO
Please enjoy your stay.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
5. Our only vice is service.
6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
10. A true hotel is always storied.
President, Gingarou Hotel
[15:59] YACHIYO
As always, let us welcome our guests
with a smile today.
[16:04] YACHIYO
Offer our beloved guests our heartfelt
hospitality and our brightest smiles.
[16:18] EV CHECKER
Hey!
[16:19] EV CHECKER
That alien's gonna die
before I get to kill him!
[16:34] EV CHECKER
Wha?
[16:54] (Flashback) OWNER
I hear you got a real dressing-down.
[16:58] (Flashback) YACHIYO
The guest yelled at me for
42 minutes and 7 seconds,
[17:01] (Flashback) YACHIYO
and the assistant manager for
78 minutes and 24 seconds.
[17:06] (Flashback) OWNER
Sounds like a rough time.
[17:09] (Flashback) YACHIYO
It seems I'm defective.
I do not understand the needs of our guests.
[17:14] (Flashback) YACHIYO
Please dispose of me at once.
[17:18] (Flashback) OWNER
When I first mentioned introducing
you robots into the hotel's operations,
[17:23] (Flashback) OWNER
lots of people laughed at me,
saying it was impossible—
[17:26] (Flashback) OWNER
that there was a zero percent
probability of success.
[17:29] (Flashback) YACHIYO
Zero percent?
[17:31] (Flashback) OWNER
Yes. But I went ahead with it anyway.
[17:35] (Flashback) YACHIYO
Why is that?
[17:37] (Flashback) OWNER
When it comes to humans
and robots coexisting,
[17:39] (Flashback) OWNER
calculating the probabilities
isn't the way to go.
[17:42] (Flashback) OWNER
You consider the possibilities.
[17:45] (Flashback) OWNER
Listen, let this be
the one thing you take away.
[17:54] EV CHECKER
Hey, did you break?
[17:59] YACHIYO
Possibilities over probabilities!
[18:04] EV CHECKER
And what do ya mean by that?
[18:06] YACHIYO
According to my AI,
[18:08] YACHIYO
the Gingarou Hotel stood a zero percent
chance of survival without a shampoo hat.
[18:13] YACHIYO
But our alien guest didn't
need a shampoo hat at all.
[18:18] EV CHECKER
And?
[18:19] YACHIYO
That's it.
[18:22] EV CHECKER
I don't get it, babeh.
[18:28] YACHIYO
Harmony, respect, purity, and tranquility—
the four crucial elements of tea ceremonies.
[18:33] YACHIYO
Welcome and respect one another,
approach everything with purity of heart,
[18:39] YACHIYO
and finally, maintain a calm
and peaceful mind at all times.
[18:44] YACHIYO
These words open up the possibility of coming
to an understanding with anyone you meet.
[18:49] YACHIYO
That's what the owner said to me.
[18:52] (Flashback) OWNER
Listen, let this be
the one thing you take away.
[18:55] (Flashback) OWNER
Instead of the probability
your wish won't be granted,
[18:58] (Flashback) OWNER
believe in the possibility of it coming true.
[19:00] (Flashback) OWNER
Feel free to let your AI guide you on your way.
[19:05] (Flashback) OWNER
Just like tea does in these ceremonies.
[19:15] YACHIYO
Help yourself.
[19:53] YACHIYO
How did you enjoy your time with us?
[20:06] YACHIYO
Is this a gift for us?
[20:23] YACHIYO
Sir.
[20:25] YACHIYO
Please wait.
[20:28] YACHIYO
We haven't settled the bill yet.
SIGN Receipt
SIGN Total Amount
SIGN for
SIGN the duration of stay
SIGN We confirm receipt of the above amount.
SIGN Breakdown
Amount (tax excl.)
Consumption Tax
[20:31] YACHIYO
Here is your total bill for the room
and the various services.
[20:43] YACHIYO
You don't have any money?
[20:49] EV CHECKER
Okay, so he's not a guest.
[20:51] EV CHECKER
Time to get rid of him, babeh!
[20:52] YACHIYO
No.
[20:57] YACHIYO
This is an Earth currency.
[21:07] YACHIYO
I, along with all of our staff,
eagerly await your next stay with us.
[21:15] EV CHECKER
Ha! His next stay, huh?
[21:18] YACHIYO
Yes. Once a guest, forever a guest.
[21:36] YACHIYO
Good work, team.
[21:39] YACHIYO
Let's make sure we provide the utmost
hospitality to our next guest as well.
[21:43] DOORMAN
Right.
[21:49] YACHIYOAI
Extra Mission "Receive an
Alien Guest" complete.
SIGN Easter Egg Program
Extra Mission
"Receive an Alien Guest" complete.
New function "Water Kettle" unlocked.
[21:53] YACHIYOAI
New function "Water Kettle" unlocked.
[21:59] EV CHECKER
Wow!
[22:01] EV CHECKER
That'll make eatin' instant noodles a breeze!
[22:03] EV CHECKER
Yeehaw!
3 - A Smile Is the Ultimate Ambiance
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[00:00] YACHIYO
Team leads, you have the floor.
[00:06] YACHIYO
Right. It has been almost fifty years since
our last guest—the first in a century.
[00:14] YACHIYO
Of course. We waited a whole century once,
so let's give it another fifty years again.
[00:21] YACHIYO
Anything else?
[00:24] YACHIYO
As always, let us welcome our guests
with a smile today.
[00:29] YACHIYO
Offer our beloved guests our heartfelt
hospitality and our brightest smiles.
SIGN Planned Hot Spring Site
SIGN Gingarou Hotel
[00:37] EV CHECKER
Hey, Yachi-YO!
[00:41] EV CHECKER
Learn to identify a lost cause.
[00:42] EV CHECKER
You're gonna strike magma
before a hot spring! Ha!
[00:47] YACHIYO
You're one to talk when you're still
carrying out your environmental checks, too.
[00:52] EV CHECKER
Fair. We're both stupid thingamajigs, you and I.
[00:56] EV CHECKER
We work and we work, but what
we're waiting for will never return.
[01:04] EV CHECKER
What the...?
SIGN Episode 3
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN A Smile Is the Ultimate Ambiance
[02:44] YACHIYO
Maybe the humans have returned!
[02:46] EV CHECKER
Yeah, fat chance.
[02:53] YACHIYO
They look human! Extremely so!
[02:55] EV CHECKER
You're kidding me!
[03:00] YACHIYO
See? It must be!
[03:02] YACHIYO
See? It has to be!
[03:03] EV CHECKER
That is a very similar form,
I'll give you that.
[03:07] BUMBUKU
We are earthlings. Take us to your leader.
[03:12] YACHIYO
We've been eagerly awaiting your return!
[03:26] BUMBUKU
My name is Bumbuku Procione.
[03:28] BUMBUKU
An earthling, as you can see.
[03:31] BUMBUKU
The female here is my wife.
[03:33] MAMI
I'm Mami. Also an earthling.
[03:36] BUMBUKU
The young female is our daughter.
[03:38] PONKO
I'm Ponko! An earthling!
[03:42] BUMBUKU
The young male is our son.
[03:44] FUGURI
I'm Fuguri. A Tanukian.
[03:48] MAMI
Hey, Fuguri!
[03:49] PONKO
We're supposed to be earthlings, remember?
[03:51] FUGURI
But you always say you'll dump wood
on my head and light it on fire if I lie!
[03:55] MAMI
This is an exception. No fire today.
[03:58] BUMBUKU
What's going on here?
I told you to drill it into him!
[04:01] MAMI
And I did. This is your fault
for always threatening the poor lad.
[04:05] PONKO
Look your big sis in the eye, Fuguri!
[04:07] PONKO
Say it, or you'll die in the wild!
You wanna live, don't you?
[04:10] FUGURI
I don't wanna die!
[04:12] PONKO
Then you know what to do.
I-am-an-earth-ling!
[04:17] MUJINA
Huddle!
[04:23] FUGURI
I'm Fuguri, an earthling.
[04:26] FUGURI
I don't wanna die in the wild! I wanna live!
[04:30] EV CHECKER
Uh, we see your tail, babeh.
[04:35] PONKO
My li'l bro's an earthling!
[04:38] EV CHECKER
And you've even got leaves
stuck on your heads...
[04:41] PONKO
Earthling!
[04:41] FUGURI
Earthling!
[04:42] MUJINA
These kids...
[04:46] MUJINA
call me their grandmother.
[04:48] MUJINA
The name is Mujina.
[04:51] MUJINA
We, the Procione family,
[04:55] MUJINA
are clearly, obviously all...
[04:58] MUJINA
earthlings, and nary a thing else!
[05:01] EV CHECKER
Wow, some matriarchal pressure
from the grandmother.
[05:04] YACHIYO
You have a big family!
[05:06] YACHIYO
If you haven't decided on a place to stay yet,
[05:09] YACHIYO
our hotel is ready to welcome you.
[05:13] BUMBUKU
Oh, you run a hotel? That's perfect.
[05:17] BUMBUKU
We were in a bind because our
spaceship got badly damaged.
[05:22] YACHIYO
We can show you to your room at once.
[05:26] EV CHECKER
I think you should double check, babeh.
[05:30] YACHIYO
You do have a point.
[05:35] YACHIYO
Ladies and gentlemen.
[05:36] BUMBUKUMAMIPONKO
Yes?!
[05:38] YACHIYO
Do you have money to pay for your stay?
[05:40] BUMBUKU
Of course we do! We're earthlings!
[05:43] YACHIYO
Please follow me, then.
[05:47] EV CHECKER
You're on your own, babeh.
[05:52] YACHIYO
Welcome to our hotel.
[05:55] BUMBUKU
Wow, that is one big building.
[05:58] MAMI
I can hardly believe
we're on a backwater planet.
[06:01] FUGURI
I wanna burrow in a hole.
[06:04] PONKO
Make do and live wherever you can!
[06:07] DOORMAN
Missy, it can't be...
[06:10] YACHIYO
It is.
[06:11] YACHIYO
We have human guests. A whole group of them.
[06:15] DOORMAN
I've got you. I'll show them the greatest
door opening they've ever seen.
[06:34] YACHIYO
Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
[06:37] YACHIYO
I'm Yachiyo, the acting acting manager here.
[06:41] MUJINA
Thank you for having us.
[06:43] PONKO
Thank you for having us.
[06:47] YACHIYO
Please fill out this registration card.
[06:51] BUMBUKU
Oh? Is this some kind of a test?
[06:55] YACHIYO
What do you mean?
[06:57] BUMBUKU
I did practice how to write, just in case.
[07:12] PONKO
Hey, stop that!
[07:14] FUGURI
He stopped moving.
[07:16] PONKO
Huh?
[07:17] PONKO
Hello?
[07:21] FUGURI
Huh?
[07:23] BUMBUKU
Done.
[07:24] YACHIYO
Thank you kindly.
SIGN bUnBuKu pr0c1oNe
[07:32] YACHIYO
Let's lock in your room, then.
[07:35] YACHIYO
How long will you be staying with us?
[07:37] BUMBUKU
Let's say about 300 days... for starters.
[07:40] YACHIYO
Our long-term stay plan, then?
[07:42] BUMBUKU
Right.
[07:42] YACHIYO
In that case, we'll have to ask
for an advance deposit.
[07:46] BUMBUKU
Sure.
[07:47] YACHIYO
For a 300-day stay, a month's fees should...
[07:50] BUMBUKU
A week, then.
[07:51] YACHIYO
Excuse me?
[07:52] BUMBUKU
We'll stay a week.
[07:55] YACHIYO
Understood.
[07:56] YACHIYO
For your family, you can
either book two regular rooms
[08:00] YACHIYO
or one large suite room, though that may
prove to be a little more expensive.
[08:05] BUMBUKU
The bigger, the better.
[08:07] YACHIYO
Our payment network is down.
[08:09] YACHIYO
Is it all right if we ask you to pay in cash?
[08:13] BUMBUKU
Of course it is. We're earthlings!
[08:16] YACHIYO
Allow us to bring your belongings
up to your room, then.
[08:22] MAMI
Time to go, Ponko, Fuguri.
[08:24] FUGURI
Hup! Hup! Hup!
[08:26] PONKO
Hi-yah!
[08:27] EV CHECKER
Enough!
[08:42] YACHIYO
What the...
[08:44] YACHIYO
So they aren't humans.
[08:45] EV CHECKER
Told ya so.
[08:49] YACHIYO
Tanukians, you say?
[08:52] BUMBUKU
That would be the closest
equivalent in your language, yes.
[08:56] BUMBUKU
Please don't make hot pot out of us!
[08:58] YACHIYO
Rest assured, we won't eat you.
[09:00] EV CHECKER
So, were you headed somewhere else?
[09:03] BUMBUKU
No, Earth was our destination all along,
[09:07] BUMBUKU
because the climate here
is similar to our home planet's.
[09:10] PONKO
We lost our home.
[09:14] YACHIYO
What does that mean?
[09:17] MAMI
A massive turf war broke out on our planet,
[09:20] MAMI
forcing us to flee for our lives.
[09:24] BUMBUKU
We learned about Earth while we were
looking for somewhere to seek asylum
[09:29] BUMBUKU
and thought we might have the chance
for a peaceful life here.
[09:32] MAMI
But our spaceship broke down,
and then we ran into you guys here.
[09:39] (Flashback) BUMBUKU
It's do or die. We're earthlings
from this moment on!
[09:45] YACHIYO
That's why you lied about being humans?
[09:48] MUJINA
We apologize for not telling you the truth.
We're terribly sorry.
[09:53] MUJINA
We just wanted the kids to grow up
around nature and not inside of a ship.
[10:00] BUMBUKU
Please, we beg of you!
[10:02] BUMBUKU
Could you please let us stay here
until we fix our spaceship?!
[10:10] YACHIYO
Our hotel has been welcoming
extraterrestrial guests for fifty years now.
[10:16] YACHIYO
So you have no need to worry.
[10:19] ALL
Thank you so much!
[10:21] PONKO
Thank you so much!
[10:23] YACHIYO
You're quite fluent in our language, though.
[10:26] EV CHECKER
And you happen to know a lot.
[10:29] PONKO
We studied up on a ship from Earth!
[10:31] YACHIYO
What? Really?
[10:33] PONKO
Yep!
[10:34] PONKO
It was right before we came here!
[10:42] YACHIYO
Did they say when they would be back?
[10:45] PONKO
Huh?
[10:45] YACHIYO
We've been awaiting their return forever!
[10:58] BUMBUKU
I don't think we discussed that, really.
[11:02] MAMI
We didn't really understand
your languages back then.
[11:06] BUMBUKU
We only picked up so much because we continued
to study after splitting up with them.
[11:12] YACHIYO
I see.
[11:17] YACHIYO
But just hearing that information
gives me strength!
[11:21] YACHIYO
Thank you very much!
[11:26] YACHIYO
Acting Acting Manager's log, day 55,278.
[11:31] YACHIYO
Today, at 3:27 PM,
[11:34] YACHIYO
we learned from a group of extraterrestrial
guests that humanity is alive and well.
[11:44] YACHIYO
We will remain on standby
for humanity's return.
SIGN A Smile Is the Ultimate Ambiance
[11:59] YACHIYO
Thank you.
[12:03] YACHIYO
I'll take over now.
[12:06] EV CHECKER
Hey.
[12:08] EV CHECKER
Check it out.
[12:09] PONKOFUGURI
Whoop-de-do!
[12:14] FUGURIPONKO
Whoopity do!
[12:17] FUGURI
Whoop...
[12:21] PONKO
...de-do!
[12:22] PONKOFUGURI
Whoop-de-do!
[12:28] EV CHECKER
They may be guests,
[12:30] EV CHECKER
but you can't let them run wild
without a talking-to, babeh.
[12:38] PONKOFUGURI
Whoop-de-do!
[12:43] YACHIYO
Miss Ponko, Master Fuguri.
[12:46] PONKO
Oh, hey, Yachiyo!
[12:47] PONKO
Look, Fuguri caught a big haul!
[12:51] YACHIYO
Where are your parents?
[12:52] PONKO
Holed up in our room like they
always are during the daytime.
[12:56] PONKO
Tanukians are timid folk.
'Cept for us two, since we grew up in space.
[13:01] YACHIYO
Is that so?
[13:03] YACHIYO
Well, this is a shared space
for all our guests,
[13:05] YACHIYO
so please refrain from disruptive behavior.
[13:07] PONKO
What? We can't take a dip?
[13:10] YACHIYO
Correct. Also, the fish in that
aquarium are not for eating.
[13:14] PONKO
Ack!
[13:22] PONKO
We're sorry.
[13:24] FUGURI
I don't wanna die in the wild.
[13:28] YACHIYO
You may stay here, as long as you behave.
[13:32] FUGURI
Will you play with us?
[13:34] YACHIYO
That is not possible. I am at work.
[13:37] PONKO
What work?
[13:39] YACHIYO
I handle all sorts of tasks around this hotel.
[13:42] PONKO
All sorts?
[13:44] FUGURI
What sorts?
[13:49] PONKO
What task are you doing now, Yachiyo?
[13:52] YACHIYO
I'm waiting to receive our guests.
[13:54] PONKO
Huh. Is it fun?
[13:57] YACHIYO
Very much so.
It's a task that holds great value.
[14:00] PONKO
Oh?
[14:02] YACHIYO
If we hit a hot spring, our hotel
will have an additional selling point.
[14:06] YACHIYO
The view from here will be great, too.
[14:08] PONKO
If this planet's so cool,
why'd everyone leave?
[14:12] FUGURI
The animals're still around.
[14:15] YACHIYO
A highly mutable virus that only
affected primates spread across the globe.
[14:21] PONKO
Yeah?
[14:27] PONKO
You change them even though
they haven't been used?
[14:29] YACHIYO
Yes.
[14:30] YACHIYO
It is our duty to ensure
that each room in this hotel
[14:33] YACHIYO
is maintained in the best possible
condition for all our guests.
[14:38] PONKO
Every day until the earthlings return?
[14:41] YACHIYO
And every day after they return.
[14:44] PONKO
Would it have been better
if we'd been earthlings?
[14:48] YACHIYO
No, our hotel considers
Tanukians valuable guests too.
[14:53] YACHIYO
We're delighted to have you.
[14:55] PONKO
Yeah?
[15:04] YACHIYO
Huh? In the hallway?
[15:13] YACHIYO
This is... poop.
[15:33] PONKO
Coming!
[15:35] PONKO
Oh, Yachiyo! Come on in!
[15:38] YACHIYO
Excuse me.
[15:43] YACHIYO
What do you think you're doing?!
[15:46] BUMBUKU
Oh, we're making a latrine.
[15:49] YACHIYO
Latrine?
[15:50] MAMI
We have to mark our territory clearly
so everybody else can see.
[15:55] MUJINA
We can't have a turf war breaking out here.
[15:59] YACHIYO
That won't happen!
[16:01] YACHIYO
You are the only guests
staying in this hotel right now.
[16:05] BUMBUKU
What?
[16:07] MAMI
Nobody else?
[16:09] YACHIYO
Right.
[16:14] MAMI
Wish you'd told us sooner.
We wouldn't have had to build a latrine.
[16:19] YACHIYO
Please refrain from building latrines
even when we do have other guests.
[16:22] ALL
What? We can't?
[16:26] BUMBUKU
We're very sorry.
[16:28] YACHIYO
That said, I don't intend to refuse
everything for the sake of it.
[16:31] YACHIYO
Fifty years ago, we entertained
an extraterrestrial guest
[16:36] YACHIYO
and learned that different planets
have different habits and customs.
[16:39] BUMBUKU
Is that so?
[16:42] YACHIYO
It may not be possible now,
[16:44] YACHIYO
but we would like to be more accommodating
of your latrines in the future.
[16:48] BUMBUKU
Oh? Oho?
[16:51] BUMBUKU
Huddle!
[16:54] BUMBUKU
You wish to accommodate your guests better.
That's an admirable mindset.
[17:00] YACHIYO
Thank you kindly.
[17:05] YACHIYO
Huh?
[17:09] YACHIYO
Please stop this at once!
[17:11] BUMBUKU
But we prefer dark and dirty places.
[17:14] BUMBUKU
Just a habit.
[17:19] YACHIYO
Please don't run down the hallways
this late at night. It's dangerous.
[17:23] MAMI
Just a habit.
Besides, there's nobody else here.
[17:28] YACHIYO
Please don't eat vegetables
right out of our fields!
[17:31] MUJINA
It's just a habit, we're afraid.
[17:35] YACHIYO
This is a problem.
[17:37] EV CHECKER
Want me to get rid of 'em
for the environment's sake?
[17:40] YACHIYO
Don't.
[17:44] YACHIYO
Huh?
[17:51] EV CHECKER
Oh, come on now.
[17:55] PONKO
Coming! Dun, dun-da-dun,
is a festival happening?
[18:00] PONKO
Hey, Yachiyo!
[18:06] BUMBUKU
Welcome. And thank you
for making our stay so comfortable.
[18:12] YACHIYO
What are these holes?
[18:14] BUMBUKU
You said there weren't any other guests,
so we expanded our den a little.
[18:19] MAMI
Honestly, I'd prefer
to have a lot more plants.
[18:23] MAMI
Perhaps we'll ask you
to bring us some as room service.
[18:28] PONKO
Makes your job easier, right?
[18:32] YACHIYO
And the filth in this room?
[18:34] BUMBUKU
Filth? How rude.
[18:37] BUMBUKU
Our planet is like this everywhere.
[18:40] BUMBUKU
We held back on building latrines
in the halls, so let us have this.
[18:45] MAMI
We don't feel comfortable
without our scents in the air.
[18:50] PONKO
You don't have to change
our linens anymore, okay?
[18:55] YACHIYO
Flycatcher Robot!
[18:56] BUMBUKU
Oh, sorry about that.
[18:58] BUMBUKU
It was trying to forcibly clean up our room.
[19:02] BUMBUKU
You said you would be accommodating of our
customs, but this stupid robot wouldn't.
[19:09] BUMBUKU
How intolerant, huh?
[19:13] FUGURI
Can we make this robot our toy
if it can't get fixed?
[19:33] YACHIYOAI
Extra Mission "Attack a Guest" complete.
SIGN Easter Egg Program
Extra Mission
"Attack a Guest" complete.
New function "Fireworks" unlocked.
[19:37] YACHIYOAI
New function "Fireworks" unlocked.
[19:42] BUMBUKU
Uh, your head's on fire.
[19:44] YACHIYO
Shut up! Sit down and listen!
[19:51] MAMI
Wh-Wh-What are you playing at?
We're your guests!
[19:55] YACHIYO
That doesn't mean you can do anything
and everything you want!
[19:59] YACHIYO
My job is to keep this hotel in its best shape,
[20:02] YACHIYO
and if I have to slug a guest to do it,
[20:04] YACHIYO
then so be it!
[20:05] YACHIYO
We offer our beloved guests
[20:07] YACHIYO
our heartfelt hospitality
[20:10] YACHIYO
and our brightest smiles!
[20:12] YACHIYO
Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel!
[20:35] YACHIYO
Thank you. I'll take over now.
[20:38] EV CHECKER
Hey.
[20:40] EV CHECKER
Check it out.
[20:46] YACHIYO
What are you doing, Miss Ponko?
[20:49] PONKO
Good morning. I'm cleaning.
[20:52] YACHIYO
I can see that. I'm asking you why.
[20:56] PONKO
I wanna help out around the hotel.
[20:59] PONKO
Because we were bad to you.
[21:02] PONKO
Let me work here! You don't have to pay me.
[21:07] YACHIYO
And your family?
[21:08] PONKO
They're cleaning up our room and stuff.
[21:12] YACHIYO
But that's our job.
[21:15] YACHIYO
Besides, you're still a child.
[21:17] YACHIYO
Earth laws stipulate a minimum age
for joining the workforce.
[21:21] PONKO
How old do I have to be?
[21:26] YACHIYO
Our hotel regulations define this
minimum to be 15 years of age.
[21:33] PONKO
I'm 54!
[21:35] YACHIYO
So you can work.
[21:36] PONKO
Hooray!
[21:39] PONKO
I'm Ponko, and I'll be joining
the team starting today.
[21:43] PONKO
I look forward to working with you!
[21:48] EV CHECKER
Ha.
[21:50] PONKO
Our heartfelt Gingarou is the brightest smile!
[21:53] YACHIYO
That's not quite right.
SIGN Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
SIGN Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
SIGN Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
4 - Food and Etiquette Are Mainstays of Culture
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[00:01] PONKO
Food time, guys.
[00:04] PONKO
Eat up.
[00:15] PONKO
Grow nice and big.
[00:17] YACHIYO
Ponko.
[00:19] PONKO
Hey, Yachiyo.
[00:21] YACHIYO
It's time for you to clock out
for the day. Thank you.
[00:26] PONKO
Huh? It's already that late?
[00:28] PONKO
Hey! Let Unlucky eat.
[00:32] YACHIYO
They have names?
[00:34] PONKO
Yep. Nugget, Orange, Buffalo, and Yakitori.
[00:40] PONKO
And that one's Unlucky Fried Chicken.
[00:45] PONKO
I guess they don't really need names.
They're just gonna be food, after all.
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SIGN Food and Etiquette
Are Mainstays of Culture
[02:29] YACHIYO
I hope you like the food.
[02:31] FUGURI
Not this again.
[02:33] YACHIYO
Is it not to your liking?
[02:36] BUMBUKU
Hey, Fuguri, don't be picky!
[02:39] BUMBUKU
No, it's always delightful!
[02:42] MAMI
Sorry about our son, truly.
[02:47] MAMI
Listen, lad. We called this a delicious meal
the first time we had it.
[02:52] MAMI
That's why they're serving us the same thing
every single meal without a lick of shame.
[02:58] MAMI
It'd normally be an unthinkable
way to treat long-term guests,
[03:02] MAMI
because it could affect a hotel's reputation.
[03:04] BUMBUKU
Mami? Mami?
[03:05] MAMI
Yachiyo's embarrassing herself for us here.
[03:11] MAMI
This place should be named the Masochism Hotel.
[03:13] MAMI
We could go even further and call it Hotel M.
[03:17] BUMBUKU
That was me! I said that! Punch me!
[03:20] PONKO
Come on, Dad. Yachiyo won't punch
anyone unless they cross the line.
[03:26] PONKO
Here, Fuguri.
[03:29] PONKO
Cooky made it for us with love, you know?
[03:32] MUJINA
That's right, Fuguri. Think of all
the starving stray tanuki out there.
[03:40] PONKO
Fuguri!
[03:41] MUJINA
Eat quick, or Grandma will have it all!
[03:42] YACHIYO
You want new dishes?
[03:44] BUMBUKU
Don't, Mother. Think of your blood pressure.
[03:47] YACHIYO
Quality isn't the issue.
It's the variety we have on offer.
[03:52] YACHIYO
You're right.
[03:54] YACHIYO
We lack the ingredients and the seasonings
to come up with new offerings.
[04:00] YACHIYO
We can't let this defeat us.
[04:02] YACHIYO
We must satisfy our guests,
or it'll hurt the hotel's reputation.
[04:07] YACHIYO
Let's widen our criteria and take a look
at local cuisines from across the globe.
[04:16] YACHIYO
Team leads, you have the floor.
[04:24] YACHIYO
The maintenance and upkeep robots
may proceed as usual.
[04:28] YACHIYO
Gardener Robot and Cook Robot, brainstorm
new additions to the restaurant's menu.
[04:34] YACHIYO
On that note, I'm leaving Flycatcher Robot
in charge of the front desk today.
[04:39] YACHIYO
Ponko and I will be heading out
to search for new ingredients.
[04:42] PONKO
What? We're going out together?
[04:45] YACHIYO
Yes.
[04:46] YACHIYO
We are required to operate in pairs when
leaving the premises to prevent any mishaps.
[04:50] YACHIYO
The two of us can cover
a wider range than the others.
[04:53] YACHIYO
Will you come with me?
[04:55] PONKO
Sure!
[04:56] PONKO
I mean, yes, ma'am!
[05:04] PONKO
So, we gettin' our sushi on in the big 'Za?
[05:06] YACHIYO
No.
[05:07] YACHIYO
I'm hoping we'll be able to
catch lots of fish with these.
[05:11] PONKO
Hey, so we are going for sushi!
Put fish on vinegar rice, and it's sushi!
[05:15] PONKO
And what's this?
[05:16] YACHIYO
A tool for catching fish.
It's called a fishing rod.
[05:20] PONKO
We always just caught them with our forelegs.
Didn't know there was a tool for it.
[05:24] YACHIYO
Also...
[05:25] YACHIYO
You should hold on to this.
[05:27] YACHIYO
It will allow us to chat
even when we're far apart.
[05:31] PONKO
Really?
[05:34] PONKO
Grandpa Danzaburo...
[05:36] PONKO
Are you having fun in the afterlife?
[05:38] PONKO
Thanks for always watching over us.
[05:42] YACHIYO
Well, maybe not that far apart.
[05:45] PONKO
Oh...
[05:50] PONKO
You've got some serious bags
under your eyes, Yachiyo.
[05:53] PONKO
You're like a stray tanuki.
[05:55] YACHIYO
I didn't manage to get as much
recharge time last night.
[05:58] YACHIYO
It won't affect my work, thankfully.
[06:01] PONKO
Okay. I'll carry you if you
can't get back by yourself.
[06:28] PONKO
Wow.
[06:30] YACHIYO
The desertification has encroached this far?
I should update my map data.
[06:35] PONKO
We should've brought some snacks with us.
[06:38] YACHIYO
We aren't allowed to snack during work hours.
[06:41] YACHIYO
But rest assured, I did bring you lunch.
[06:48] PONKO
It's the thing! What was it called?
[06:50] YACHIYO
A camel.
[06:52] PONKO
Camel! It looks funny!
[07:04] YACHIYO
It seemed upset.
[07:06] PONKO
Sure did.
[07:08] PONKO
Are we headed to that forest?
[07:11] YACHIYO
Yes. We may find ingredients that
aren't commonly seen near the hotel.
[07:18] EV CHECKER
My sensors say there's something off here.
[07:23] EV CHECKER
So why do I see nothing?
[07:35] PONKO
Yachiyo, Yachiyo! This thing!
[07:38] PONKO
Let's use it as bait!
[07:42] YACHIYO
That was a gift from a guest.
[07:44] PONKO
Huh?
[07:53] PONKO
Three-second rule! It's still good!
[07:55] PONKO
Right?!
[08:25] PONKO
We caught a whole bunch, huh?
[08:28] YACHIYO
You did very well for your first time.
[08:31] PONKO
Gotta hunt to survive, you know?
[08:34] YACHIYO
I was right to bring you.
[08:36] YACHIYO
If we can keep this up, we'll gather
a whole bunch of new ingredients.
[08:43] PONKO
I hope we can add some
yummy dishes to the menu!
[08:45] YACHIYO
I do, too.
[08:46] YACHIYO
Anything to put smiles on our guests' faces.
[08:50] PONKO
I'm all full now.
[08:52] PONKO
Let's go find some other stuff!
[09:11] PONKO
What's this?
[09:12] YACHIYO
A camel's hump.
[09:14] PONKO
Let's help it outta there.
[09:16] YACHIYO
Sure.
[09:17] PONKO
One, two...
[09:26] PONKO
Yachiyo, my instincts are telling me to run.
[09:29] YACHIYO
No need for concern.
I'm built to deal with most animals.
[09:42] PONKO
Hey, it's Babeh-O.
[09:50] YACHIYO
Ponko!
[09:50] EV CHECKER
Move it! Run!
[09:59] EV CHECKER
You fool!
[10:07] EV CHECKER
Do you have a death wish?!
[10:09] EV CHECKER
What the heck is that massive creature?
[10:20] YACHIYO
Searching database.
[10:22] YACHIYO
It doesn't match any known Earth creature.
SIGN No Matches
SIGN No Matches
[10:32] EV CHECKER
That building looks like the most
durable structure around here.
[10:35] EV CHECKER
We're escaping into that one!
[10:45] YACHIYO
Are you all right, Ponko?
[10:50] PONKO
Is it gone? Did we lose it?!
[10:52] YACHIYO
Sadly, no.
[10:53] YACHIYO
We are still in quite a perilous situation.
[10:56] EV CHECKER
Ignition!
[11:01] EV CHECKER
Your death rests in my hands, babeh.
[11:05] EV CHECKER
Eat this! Obliteration Ray!
[11:11] EV CHECKER
Oh, shit!
[11:13] EV CHECKER
That thing's harder
than your mom's cherry pie!
[11:26] EV CHECKER
Looks like it's very, very hungry.
[11:29] PONKO
The Nudel's starving too?
[11:31] EV CHECKER
Mm? "Nudel"?
[11:33] PONKO
Yep.
[11:34] PONKO
That's clearly a Nudel Merissa Scolopendra.
[11:38] PONKO
I didn't know they were on Earth too.
[11:40] YACHIYO
You know what that is?
[11:42] PONKO
Just the name, but yeah.
[11:44] PONKO
They're famous for destroying
basically every planet they inhabit.
[11:55] EV CHECKER
Damn it!
[11:56] EV CHECKER
The Nudel's trying to swallow both us
and the building whole!
[11:59] PONKO
No way! Can we escape somehow?
[12:02] EV CHECKER
We could save our skins today...
[12:03] EV CHECKER
But if we ignore that thing, it'll eventually
destroy Earth's environment, babeh.
[12:11] YACHIYO
Then humanity would have
no home to return to.
[12:15] YACHIYO
We have to take it out, right here and now.
[12:20] (Flashback) PONKO
Gotta hunt to survive, you know?
[12:27] YACHIYO
Let's fish it.
[12:29] EV CHECKER
Wha?
[12:30] YACHIYO
Look up there.
[12:32] YACHIYO
That's our fishing rod.
SIGN Food and Etiquette Are Mainstays of Culture
[12:47] EV CHECKER
I don't think this is gonna work.
[12:50] YACHIYO
Let me plug it into my battery.
[13:01] EV CHECKER
Yo, that doesn't sound good!
[13:03] PONKO
Yachiyo didn't get enough sleep because
she stayed up trying to think of new recipes.
[13:08] EV CHECKER
You can't go home
with an empty battery, babeh.
[13:11] YACHIYO
That's not a problem.
[13:13] PONKO
Yes, it is.
[13:15] PONKO
We have to go home together.
[13:17] YACHIYO
But...
[13:18] EV CHECKER
Guess it's up to me.
[13:19] EV CHECKER
Can't believe I'm hookin' up on the first date.
[13:28] YACHIYO
Commencing fishing.
[13:41] YACHIYO
Perhaps some bait is in order.
[13:45] YACHIYO
Are we good to go, Ponko?
[13:48] PONKO
Feels like a waste, but... oh well!
[14:00] YACHIYO
Our plan is foiled.
[14:01] PONKO
Don't pick the fish off the sushi!
[14:03] YACHIYO
We're down to our last resort.
[14:05] EV CHECKER
Huh?
[14:06] YACHIYO
I'll act as bait and lure it in,
and you fish it out once I do.
[14:11] EV CHECKER
Don't just blurt out
an insane plan like it's nothing!
[14:13] PONKO
Yeah!
[14:14] YACHIYO
It'll be fine.
[14:15] YACHIYO
Ponko, you pilot the crane, pl...
[14:19] YACHIYO
Plea...
[14:22] YACHIYO
Entering power saving mode.
[14:24] PONKO
Huh?
[14:26] YACHIYO
I'll act as bait and lure it in,
and you fish it out once I do.
[14:30] PONKO
W-Welcome back.
[14:32] EV CHECKER
You can't pull it off. Not today, babeh.
[14:35] YACHIYO
We have no choice but to...
[14:39] YACHIYO
but to do...
[14:42] EV CHECKER
She's back in power saving mode.
[14:50] PONKO
I'll go.
[14:51] EV CHECKER
Wha? It's too dangerous
for a scaredy-tanuki like you!
[14:56] YACHIYO
I'll act as bait and lure it in,
and you fish it out once I do!
[15:05] PONKO
I want us all to go back
to the hotel together!
[15:08] PONKO
So...
[15:09] PONKO
I'll be the bait!
[15:17] YACHIYO
Can you do that for us?
[15:20] PONKO
Yeah!
[15:25] YACHIYO
Ponko!
[15:27] YACHIYO
You must come back to us safe and sound.
[15:30] PONKO
Right.
[15:31] YACHIYO
Injuries caused by extraterrestrial creatures
are not eligible for worker's comp.
[15:38] PONKO
Right...
[15:44] YACHIYO
Okay, Ponko.
[15:45] YACHIYO
Let's go over the Eight Trap Operation
one more time.
[15:49] YACHIYO
First, you'll catch the Nudel's attention
[15:52] YACHIYO
and lure it into range.
[15:55] YACHIYO
Then I'll fish it up with the crane!
[15:58] YACHIYO
It may sound simple,
[16:00] YACHIYO
but this operation requires mental strength
and sharp judgment to succeed.
SIGN Nudel
SIGN Nudel
SIGN Height
SIGN Surroundings
SIGN Crane
SIGN Durable Building
SIGN Height
SIGN Surroundings
SIGN Crane
SIGN Durable Building
[16:06] YACHIYO
There is no margin for error.
[16:08] YACHIYO
You have to come back to us in one piece.
[16:10] YACHIYO
Are we clear?
[16:11] PONKO
Yeah.
[16:12] YACHIYO
Starting the countdown, then.
[16:15] YACHIYO
Five, four, three,
[16:18] YACHIYO
two, one...
[16:20] YACHIYO
It's fishing time!
[16:50] PONKO
Now, Yachiyo!
[16:57] PONKO
Yachiyo?!
[16:59] EV CHECKER
Oops! Is the hook stuck?!
[17:01] EV CHECKER
Yachiyo! Try again!
[17:04] YACHIYOAI
Please recharge.
[17:06] EV CHECKER
Gosh...
[17:19] PONKO
No way!
[17:40] PONKO
I knew we should've brought snacks.
[17:43] PONKO
Eek!
[18:37] EV CHECKER
Hey! You okay?
[18:40] EV CHECKER
Come in if you're still alive!
[18:59] PONKO
Don't be the prey...
[19:02] PONKO
Don't be the prey...
[19:04] PONKO
Don't be the prey.
[19:08] PONKO
You're the hunter!
[19:16] EV CHECKER
You gotta be kidding me!
[19:33] PONKO
Nope! Can't do it!
[19:54] YACHIYO
Are you unhurt, Ponko?
[19:57] PONKO
Yep, I'm still alive.
[20:00] YACHIYO
I'm glad to hear it. You were right.
[20:04] YACHIYO
The spare battery really saved us.
[20:06] YACHIYO
I'll amend the rules so we can bring
snacks up to 500 kW in the future.
[20:11] YACHIYO
Ponko.
[20:13] YACHIYO
Welcome back.
[20:16] PONKO
Thanks.
[20:23] EV CHECKER
What do we do with this thing?
It's too big to incinerate, babeh.
[20:36] PONKO
Your name is Nudeloon now.
[20:41] FUGURI
Wow!
[20:43] FUGURI
What's this? I've never
seen food like this before!
[20:45] MAMI
Now, these new offerings
look truly delectable.
[20:48] MUJINA
A much bigger feast than usual!
[20:51] BUMBUKU
I can tell it's all delicious
just by looking at it.
[20:54] BUMBUKU
What are all these dishes?
[20:57] PONKO
Here in the 'Za...
[20:59] PONKO
You show your gratitude and respect
to the lives you're consuming
[21:04] PONKO
by bringing your forelegs together...
[21:06] PONKO
and saying "Thank you for this meal"
and "That was delicious."
[21:12] ALL
Thank you for this meal.
[21:16] FUGURI
Yum!
[21:18] MUJINA
I'm glad I lived to see this day.
[21:20] MAMI
Delish! I'm feeling the urge
to take all my clothes off.
[21:24] BUMBUKU
This is far beyond my wildest expectations!
[21:26] BUMBUKU
It might be the best dish
in the galaxy—no...
[21:29] FUGURI
In the entire universe!
[21:30] MUJINA
It has just the right amount of marbling.
[21:32] FUGURI
I could eat a whole kettle of this!
[21:36] MAMI
It goes great with alcohol.
[21:37] YACHIYOAI
Extra Mission
"Make an Earthworm Steak" complete.
SIGN Easter Egg Program
Extra Mission
"Make an Earthworm Steak" complete.
New function "Pretty Voice" unlocked.
[21:42] YACHIYOAI
New function "Pretty Voice" unlocked.
[21:44] YACHIYO
Very glad you like it.
[21:48] ALL
That was delicious!
[21:56] PONKO
Food time, guys.
[22:06] PONKO
Grow nice and big.
[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS
Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS
Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS
Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
5 - Provide Unlimited Hospitality in Limited Time
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[00:09] PONKO
We ran into so many difficulties.
[00:13] PONKO
I'm glad we didn't give up.
SIGN Episode 5
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Provide Unlimited Hospitality
in Limited Time
[02:00] PONKO
Aww...
[02:02] PONKO
No guests today either.
[02:05] YACHIYO
We aren't getting any.
[02:14] DOORMAN
We have guests.
[02:25] PONKO
My first chance to entertain guests!
SIGN ° The following alien-language conversations
have been translated into a familiar Earth
language for your viewing enjoyment.
[02:36] PONKO
We offer our beloved Gingarou our heartfelt
Gingarou and our brightest Gingarou!
[02:42] PONKO
Welcome to the Gung-Ho Gingarou!
[02:42] TENTACLE MISTRESS
What a bummer.
There's, like, nothing on this planet.
[02:46] TENTACLE ALIEN
C'mon, you're still sulking?
[02:48] TENTACLE MISTRESS
I mean, I finally get to see you,
and you bring me to this boring galaxy?
[02:53] TENTACLE ALIEN
I said I'm sorry. Cheer up.
[02:54] PONKO
Sir, ma'am!
[02:55] PONKO
Will you be staying?
[02:56] TENTACLE MISTRESS
You'll have to cheer me up yourself.
[02:58] TENTACLE ALIEN
You're a coy little minx, you know that?
[03:00] TENTACLE MISTRESS
And you love me for it.
[03:00] YACHIYO
Sir, ma'am, do you need a room for the night?
[03:03] TENTACLE ALIEN
Yeah, a room for two tentacles.
We'll check out in the morning.
[03:06] PONKO
Hey, he ignored me!
[03:08] YACHIYO
Certainly.
[03:10] YACHIYO
Please fill out this card, then.
[03:16] YACHIYO
How did you find out about our hotel?
[03:19] ALIEN
A friend told me.
[03:27] ALIEN
You know what he said?
[03:28] ALIEN
"It's a bit unconventional,
but it's one fine hotel."
[03:33] YACHIYO
Thank you for the kind words.
[03:35] YACHIYO
I'm delighted to hear it,
and the rest of the staff will be too.
[03:39] YACHIYO
Now then,
[03:41] YACHIYO
here's your room key.
[03:43] PONKO
Hold it!
[03:46] PONKO
I'll show you to your room!
[03:49] MISTRESS
Actually, I'm kinda craving a drink.
[03:51] ALIEN
Is there any alcohol on this planet?
[03:53] YACHIYO
There is. We have some ready to serve.
[04:18] MISTRESS
Squee! I love sweet drinks!
[04:23] MISTRESS
Hey, my lovely...
[04:25] MISTRESS
Your tentacles are always
so cold to the touch.
[04:31] ALIEN
Are they?
[04:32] MISTRESS
But, like they say, cold tentacles
mean a warm heart.
[04:38] YACHIYO
The space languages you taught me
came in handy earlier.
[04:42] PONKO
I wish I could've entertained them
like you taught me.
[04:48] YACHIYO
What's the matter?
[04:52] PONKO
What's wrong?
[04:54] YACHIYO
It seems we've run out
of the alcohol we had in storage.
[04:57] PONKO
Huh? But we had so much!
[05:00] FUGURI
What do you wanna do next?
Should I tickle your feet?
[05:01] YACHIYO
We burned through it at an alarming rate
after your family began its stay here.
[05:08] PONKO
Sorry about my family of alcoholic drunukis.
[05:14] PONKO
Should I go look for more?
[05:16] YACHIYO
We've already checked every building
within an eight-kilometer radius.
[05:19] PONKO
Oh...
[05:21] PONKO
Why do people even drink alcohol?
It just tastes bad.
[05:26] PONKO
Do we even need that crap?
[05:28] ALIEN
You guys need to get over here
and raise the vibes!
[05:32] YACHIYO
Certainly.
[05:34] YACHIYO
As a special measure, since we
currently have no other guests...
[05:42] YACHIYO
I will now start Gingarou's very own
original drinking chant.
[05:48] YACHIYO
Ladies and gentlemen, are you sure
you haven't forgotten anything?
[05:52] MUJINA
Got everything!
[05:52] YACHIYO
We only safeguard forgotten items for...
[05:54] MUJINA
...three months!
[05:55] YACHIYO
But you, our beloved guests, will never...
[05:57] ALL
...ever be forgotten, all right!
[05:59] MUJINA
Party night!
[06:00] MUJINA
Ginga-Ginga-Ginga, Ginga-Ginga-Ginga,
[06:03] MUJINA
Ginga-Ginga-Ginga, Gingarou?
[06:06] MUJINA
Ginga-Ginga-Ginga, Ginga-Ginga-Ginga,
[06:09] MUJINA
Ginga-Ginga-Ginga, Gingarou!
[06:11] MUJINA
Drink up!
[06:15] PONKO
Drink up, drink up!
[06:19] PONKO
Whoa, we do need alcohol!
[06:21] MAMI
Right. Without it, Ponko,
you wouldn't have been born.
[06:26] FUGURI
Sis was born from alcohol?
[06:28] MAMI
Yes. It was a one-night blunder.
[06:31] MAMI
My very own blunder.
[06:33] MAMI
My very precious blunder.
[06:38] ALIEN
Keep the party rolling and the booze flowing!
[06:43] YACHIYO
We're terribly sorry, sir.
[06:46] YACHIYO
We've already served
the last of our drinks.
[06:49] ALIEN
Huh? You're out?
[06:50] MISTRESS
What about those bottles?
[06:51] YACHIYO
They're for decoration.
[06:52] ALIEN
No more? Really?
[06:53] YACHIYO
It's all finished.
[06:55] MAMI
No... This can't be!
[07:04] PONKO
I know where I can find more alcohol!
Be right back with it!
[07:13] PONKO
I'm back!
[07:15] PONKO
Wait, huh?
[07:16] YACHIYO
Welcome back, Ponko.
[07:20] YACHIYO
It seems they're all partied out.
[07:26] YACHIYO
That bottle...
[07:29] PONKO
I remembered seeing it when
we were cleaning.
[07:35] PONKO
Yachiyo?
[07:38] YACHIYO
This is the owner's bottle.
[07:40] YACHIYO
We can't serve it.
[07:49] YACHIYO
I, along with all of our staff,
eagerly await your next stay with us.
[07:53] MISTRESS
Thanks. We'll come again.
[07:57] MISTRESS
Love you...
[08:07] YACHIYO
I'm glad they enjoyed their stay.
They even said they'd be back.
[08:12] PONKO
Yep! But we don't have any more alcohol.
[08:16] PONKO
Should I go look for it farther out?
[08:19] YACHIYO
Even if we did that,
we'd still run out eventually.
[08:22] PONKO
Oh...
[08:27] YACHIYO
So let's make some.
[08:28] PONKO
Yeah, let's make...
[08:31] PONKO
What? Alcohol?!
[08:32] PONKO
We can do that?!
[08:34] YACHIYO
It is possible, though we'll have to
make several preparations first.
[08:38] BUMBUKU
Ugh!
[08:39] FUGURI
Hold it! I'm gonna catch you!
[08:39] MAMI
Please don't make loud noises right now.
[08:40] BUMBUKU
I'm so dead. I can't.
[08:43] BUMBUKU
Stop, it hurts.
[08:44] FUGURI
Gotcha.
[08:45] PONKO
Attention, please!
[08:49] YACHIYO
We will be making alcohol.
[08:53] BUMBUKU
Making alcohol, you say? Like wine?
[08:55] MAMI
You mean sake?
[08:57] MUJINA
Beer, surely?
[08:58] YACHIYO
No. What we'll be making
is single malt whisky.
[09:05] FUGURI
What's whisky?
[09:07] FUGURI
Whisky is a liquor made by malting
grains such as barley or corn
[09:11] FUGURI
and then fermenting and distilling them.
[09:15] MUJINA
What does it taste like?
[09:17] YACHIYO
I believe we've served you some already.
[09:22] MAMI
So, when will we get to drink this whisky?
[09:26] MAMI
I want to get smashed soon.
[09:28] YACHIYO
Well, you can get smashed
in a hundred years or so.
[09:32] BUMBUKU
A hundred years?!
[09:33] MAMI
Why not make something simpler?
[09:36] YACHIYO
No.
[09:38] YACHIYO
It has to be whisky,
or this will all be pointless.
[09:46] (Flashback) OWNER
Listen up.
[09:47] (Flashback) OWNER
I want you all to work toward something.
[09:51] (Flashback) OWNER
It can be a small, realistic goal
or a grand pipe dream—anything goes.
[09:57] (Flashback) M. HOTELIER ROBOT A
Do you have any dreams, Owner?
[10:00] (Flashback) OWNER
Hmm, that's a good question. I have plenty.
[10:04] (Flashback) OWNER
First...
[10:06] (Flashback) OWNER
I'd like to construct a big
hot-spring bath for this hotel.
[10:09] (Flashback) OWNER
Then I want to come up with new
menu items for the restaurant,
[10:12] (Flashback) OWNER
launch a satellite with a Gingarou
logo to advertise the hotel...
[10:16] (Flashback) OWNER
What else?
[10:18] (Flashback) OWNER
Oh, right, yes.
[10:21] (Flashback) OWNER
I want to make this.
[10:24] (Flashback) M. HOTELIER ROBOT B
Whisky?
[10:26] (Flashback) OWNER
Yes. Making whisky takes time and effort.
[10:31] (Flashback) OWNER
But putting in lots of effort doesn't
guarantee that you'll produce great whisky.
[10:37] (Flashback) OWNER
It sounds similar to the hotel business,
don't you think?
[10:43] (Flashback) OWNER
I mean...
[10:44] (Flashback) OWNER
You could provide the perfect
hospitality and service,
[10:47] (Flashback) OWNER
but there's no guarantee
the guest will leave satisfied.
[10:52] (Flashback) OWNER
This business has only evolved as far
as it has through trial and error
[10:55] (Flashback) OWNER
because while it had no right answers,
it was full of dreams!
[11:00] (Flashback) OWNER
Gingarou is one fine hotel.
[11:03] (Flashback) OWNER
And it will get even better.
[11:05] (Flashback) OWNER
The ultimate hotel needs
to serve the ultimate whisky.
[11:12] (Flashback) OWNER
Oh... Okay.
[11:18] YACHIYO
After our owner left us,
[11:19] YACHIYO
we decided to make the dreams he laid out
a part of our our guiding principles.
[11:25] YACHIYO
We started by working on the hot spring site
in between our normal operations,
SIGN Planned Hot Spring Site
SIGN Gingarou Hotel
[11:30] YACHIYO
but the majority of the robots in our employ
have had to be put on indefinite leave.
[11:35] YACHIYO
Therefore, whisky production will have
to wait until we strike a hot spring.
[11:44] PONKO
Hey, let's all help Yachiyo
and the other robots out!
[11:47] PONKO
They do so much for us!
[11:49] PONKO
And life will be more fun
with alcohol to drink, right?
[11:52] FUGURI
I'll help too.
[11:54] MAMI
True. Nothing helps more than booze on nights
when you want to forget everything.
[11:58] MUJINA
Indeed.
[11:59] BUMBUKI
Okay, let's give it a shot.
[12:01] YACHIYO
Thank you.
[12:02] YACHIYO
Thank you all so much.
[12:07] MAMI
So, what kind of flavors are we aiming for?
[12:09] BUMBUKU
You can't leave on a journey without a map.
[12:13] YACHIYO
I have a suggestion.
SIGN Provide Unlimited Hospitality
in Limited Time
[12:28] PONKO
Yachiyo?
[12:29] PONKO
Are you sure about this?
Isn't that bottle important to you?
[12:33] YACHIYO
Our owner always put
the hotel's interests first.
[12:37] YACHIYO
This drink will help show us the way.
[12:43] BUMBUKU
It has the aroma of the morning mist
when you stick your head out of the den.
[12:47] BUMBUKU
It has a medium body with a hint of grooming
and a complex finish...
[12:49] MAMI
Wow, this is delicious.
[12:52] PONKO
Oh, you should definitely
taste it too, Yachiyo.
[12:56] YACHIYO
No, I'm afraid I'm only equipped
to process high-octane gas...
[13:01] PONKO
You'll be fine.
Close your eyes and drink up.
[13:05] YACHIYO
I must refuse. There's no telling
what will happen to me, so...
[13:09] YACHIYO
I'll break... I'll break! Bub-glub-glub!
[13:17] YACHIYOAI
Easter Egg Program initiated.
[13:20] YACHIYOAI
Extra Mission
"Convert Alcohol to Energy" complete.
[13:24] YACHIYOAI
New function "Va-Va-Voom
Hourglass Figure" unlocked.
[13:32] YACHIYO
This must be how it feels to grow up.
[13:36] PONKO
Yeah, no.
SIGN Procuring Ingredients I
SIGN Procuring Ingredients II
SIGN Procuring Ingredients III
SIGN Procuring Ingredients IV
SIGN Save (A)s
(P)rint
(O)pen
(C)opy to Robot
SIGN Open with (A)pplication
Select al(L)
Cop(Y)
(P)aste
(S)ave
SIGN Cr(E)ate Shortcut
SIGN S(H)are
Rest(O)re
Dele(T)e
SIGN Distillery Blueprints
SIGN Distillery Blueprints
SIGN Gingarou Distillery
SIGN Gingarou Distillery
[14:33] BUMBUKU
Things are finally starting
to fall into place.
[14:35] MUJINA
Anything is possible, huh?
[14:38] FUGURI
The building across from us became so big.
[14:40] MAMI
I wish we had some booze to celebrate with.
[14:43] PONKO
Okay, let's make some whisky!
[15:35] PONKO
The booze is done at last!
[15:40] BUMBUKU
Let's try it.
[15:49] MAMI
I mean, it can get you drunk...
[15:51] BUMBUKU
...but it feels lacking somehow.
[15:53] ALL
Hmm...
[15:56] PONKO
Yachiyo, how about we taste
the owner's whisky to compare?
[16:01] MUJINA
Mm! This is it!
[16:03] BUMBUKU
It really has a kick to it.
[16:05] MAMI
Yeah, the one before lacked a kick.
[16:09] BUMBUKU
Uh, I mean, it's plenty good in its own way!
[16:12] MAMI
Right. Life is a series of compromises.
[16:17] YACHIYO
Compromises, you say?
[16:21] EV CHECKER
Hey, hey!
[16:22] EV CHECKER
I was wondering where this bombshell beauty
came from, but it's just Yachiyo.
[16:26] PONKO
Hey, Babeh-O. Where have you been?
[16:29] EV CHECKER
Nankurunaisa!
[16:30] YACHIYO
You went to Okinawa?
[16:33] EV CHECKER
Ocean crossings are hell, babeh.
[16:35] EV CHECKER
Anyway, looks like your whisky's done.
[16:44] EV CHECKER
Hmm? You didn't use any peat?
[16:48] EV CHECKER
This doesn't hit the spot for me, babeh.
[16:50] PONKO
What's peat?
[16:52] YACHIYO
Peat is an accumulation of partially decayed
vegetation or organic matter in soil.
[16:56] YACHIYO
Smoking the grain with it
adds layers of aroma and flavor.
[16:59] PONKO
If it's soil we need, I'll go get some!
[17:01] YACHIYO
You can't.
[17:03] YACHIYO
Peat is only found in moorlands,
which used to exist nearby in the past...
[17:09] YACHIYO
But now, the nearest ones are in Hokkaido.
[17:11] PONKO
Hokkaido?! We can't get there...
[17:22] BUMBUKU
Round the world...
[17:25] BUMBUKU
and back again!
[17:40] PONKO
Well, Yachiyo?
[17:45] BUMBUKU
To make our dream come true...
[17:48] BUMBUKU
I'll even go to Islay if need be!
[17:50] MAMI
As they say over there,
in for a penny, in for a pound.
[17:53] FUGURI
Can we use my poop as peat?
[17:56] FUGURI
It looks like—
[17:57] MUJINA
Nope.
[17:57] PONKO
Yachiyo!
[17:58] PONKO
What next?
[18:01] YACHIYO
Well, we could try cultivating
the barley we use.
[18:06] ALL
Dun, dun, dun!
[18:54] PONKO
It always feels so strange.
[18:57] PONKO
This clear liquid turns so brown
when you age it in casks for a while.
[19:04] YACHIYO
That's right.
[19:07] YACHIYO
It'll take a few years...
maybe even a few decades.
[19:11] YACHIYO
And we have no idea how it will actually taste.
[19:14] PONKO
It's exciting, huh?
[19:17] YACHIYO
It is.
[19:17] YACHIYO
Let us wait with bated breath.
[19:40] YACHIYO
All right, everyone. Give it a taste.
[19:47] BUMBUKU
Ah, now this is wabi-sabi.
[19:49] MAMI
Delicious. I think I'm going to
take tonight off being a mommy.
[19:54] MUJINA
This color reminds me of the hat
my late husband, Danzaburo, used to wear!
[19:59] PONKO
We ran into so many difficulties...
[20:02] PONKO
I'm glad we didn't give up.
[20:04] PONKO
This is beautiful!
[20:11] YACHIYO
Time has its own hues, I see.
[20:16] PONKO
We went and finished off
the owner's whisky, huh?
[20:21] YACHIYO
It's all right. Because this whisky
has inherited his dream.
[20:28] PONKO
True.
[20:39] MISTRESS
We broke up.
[20:42] MISTRESS
It wasn't a very respectable
relationship to begin with.
[20:46] MISTRESS
I believed in him and waited,
but I'm tired of waiting now.
[20:54] MISTRESS
Precious years of my life,
[20:56] MISTRESS
and I wasted them all.
[20:59] YACHIYO
Time isn't something you lose.
[21:03] YACHIYO
It changes constantly
and adds layers to your life.
[21:11] MISTRESS
Oh, this is great.
[21:14] YACHIYO
Thank you kindly.
[21:15] YACHIYO
That's an original whisky produced
by our hotel. It's a 15-year vintage.
[21:20] MISTRESS
Huh...
[21:22] YACHIYO
When aged, whisky loses a few things
but gains many more.
[21:28] MISTRESS
I felt like all I'd done was lose, but I guess
I've gained an appreciation for fine liquor.
[21:35] YACHIYO
I believe that being able to never
stop changing is a wonderful trait.
[21:39] YACHIYO
That whisky's still on its own journey, too.
[21:42] YACHIYO
It will keep changing as time goes on.
[21:46] MISTRESS
Then...
[21:48] MISTRESS
I guess I can wait for this whisky next.
[21:52] YACHIYO
Sure. Please do visit again.
[21:59] MISTRESS
You're waiting for someone too, aren't you?
[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS
Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS
Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS
Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
6 - Our Only Vice Is Service
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[00:01] PONKO
Yachiyo, and everyone else here,
[00:04] PONKO
thank you for having us.
It's been a wonderful century!
[00:08] TANUKIANS
Thank you for having us.
[00:11] YACHIYO
We should be the ones thanking you
for staying with us.
[00:16] BUMBUKU
Sorry for being here much longer
than we expected.
[00:19] MAMI
It was a most delightful stay.
[00:22] MUJINA
Your excellent service made it so.
[00:24] FUGURI
Holes in the ground are great,
but I loved it here too!
[00:27] PONKO
Will you be all right with us gone?
[00:30] YACHIYO
We'll miss you, but this was always coming.
[00:33] BUMBUKU
We'll be back to stay someday.
[00:35] YACHIYO
Of course. We eagerly await
your next stay with us.
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SIGN Our Only Vice Is Service
[01:40] PONKO
They're gone.
[01:50] PROCIONES
We're home!
[01:53] EV CHECKER
Yo!
[01:54] EV CHECKER
Whatcha doing?
[01:56] PONKO
Hey, been a while, Babeh-O.
[01:58] EV CHECKER
What's with this building?
[02:00] PONKO
Our home. We stripped our
spaceship for parts to build it.
[02:04] EV CHECKER
What about the hotel?
[02:05] PONKO
We checked out.
[02:07] (Flashback) BUMBUKU
I think it's about time for me
to put in a shift or two.
[02:11] (Flashback) YACHIYO
Is your spaceship fixed?
[02:13] (Flashback) BUMBUKU
Oh, we gave up on that a long time ago.
[02:16] (Flashback) BUMBUKU
We're just going to live on Earth.
[02:19] (Flashback) PONKO
We're building a home nearby,
so I can keep working here.
[02:23] PONKO
We're gonna tear down the rest of the ship
and expand the house in the future.
[02:26] EV CHECKER
Ha! Well, sounds good to me.
[02:28] PONKO
But there's this one thing I'm worried about.
[02:32] EV CHECKER
Hmm?
[02:33] PONKO
Apparently, some Harmageddon thing's
gonna end all civilization on Earth someday.
[02:39] EV CHECKER
Whoo, now that's scary.
[02:42] BUMBUKU
Now, now. That was just a popular
rumor on Earth centuries ago.
[03:20] EV CHECKER
Damn it!
[03:38] EV CHECKER
We got big, big trouble!
[03:39] DOORMAN
Hey, don't!
[03:40] EV CHECKER
Sorry, boo, let me through!
[03:42] EV CHECKER
Sorry to interrupt
in this not-busy time, babeh!
[03:44] YACHIYO
It's good to see you again,
Environment Checker Robot.
[03:47] EV CHECKER
Hey, Yachi-YO! We've got
a heavy hitter on our hands!
[03:51] PONKO
It's Harmageddon!
[03:52] PONKO
Huh? Yachiyo?
[03:54] PONKO
Fuguri! Where are the others?
[03:56] EV CHECKER
KO'd outside your house, babeh.
[03:58] PONKO
And you left them there?!
[03:59] EV CHECKER
How was I supposed to carry you all?
[04:01] FUGURI
No! Dad, Mom, and Grandma are dead!
[04:06] EV CHECKER
We don't know that. I'll try to grab 'em
when that thing's not looking.
[04:11] DOORMAN
We have a guest.
[04:16] PONKOFUGURI
It followed us!
[04:17] EV CHECKER
Shit!
[04:28] DOORMAN
The hell... happened here?
[04:36] YACHIYO
We offer our beloved guests our heartfelt
hospitality and our brightest smiles.
[04:41] YACHIYO
Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel!
[04:49] YACHIYO
Please give me one moment.
[04:55] YACHIYO
This. Here. Is...
[04:57] YACHIYO
a facility where you can sleep well,
[04:59] YACHIYO
eat delicious food,
[05:01] YACHIYO
and have a comfortable and pleasant time.
[05:10] PONKO
Huh?!
[05:11] YACHIYO
Was that a language from the Adobe system?
[05:17] YACHIYOAI
Language selection applied.
SIGN The following conversation has been dubbed in
an Earth language for your viewing enjoyment.
[05:19] YACHIYO
My apologies.
I must ask you to repeat yourself.
[05:25] HARMY
I have come here to end
all civilization on this planet.
[05:29] PONKO
It is Harmageddon!
[05:30] YACHIYO
I'm afraid no civilization
remains here to end.
[05:33] HARMY
What?
[05:34] YACHIYO
Did you not see the surrounding area
on your way here?
[05:37] HARMY
Is the whole planet like that?
[05:38] YACHIYO
It is.
[05:39] HARMY
No intelligent life forms
that could start another?
[05:43] YACHIYO
For "intelligent,"
we have AI robots like myself,
[05:48] YACHIYO
and for "life forms," we have non-primates
such as bears and boars—only animals.
[05:56] YACHIYO
Only animals.
[05:58] HARMY
What are you robots doing here?
[06:01] YACHIYO
We run this hotel.
[06:03] HARMY
That makes no sense.
[06:05] YACHIYO
Humanity—this planet's dominant
life form—will return someday.
[06:09] HARMY
When?
[06:10] YACHIYO
We do not know. All we can do is wait.
[06:13] HARMY
How long have you waited already?
[06:15] YACHIYO
Around 400 years.
[06:17] HARMY
And nobody's come back
in those 400 years, right?
[06:21] YACHIYO
They may be in the middle
of a millennium-long journey.
[06:24] YACHIYO
Besides, we have had visitors in that time.
[06:27] HARMY
Oh?
[06:28] YACHIYO
This hotel also welcomes
extraterrestrial guests such as yourself.
[06:41] YACHIYO
Please refrain from destructive
behavior on hotel premises.
[06:46] BUMBUKU
Ponko!
[06:48] MAMI
Fuguri!
[06:57] YACHIYO
So, will you be staying with us?
[06:59] EV CHECKER
Wha?
[07:00] PONKOFUGURI
Wha?!
[07:02] HARMY
An interesting idea. But I have no money.
[07:08] PONKO
So I guess Harmy's staying at the Gingarou?
[07:20] HARMY
It does appear that civilization
has fallen into ruin here.
[07:23] YACHIYO
It has.
[07:26] HARMY
What's this place?
[07:28] YACHIYO
A planned hot spring site.
[07:30] HARMY
What's a hot spring?
[07:31] YACHIYO
We intend to dig until hot water
springs out from underground.
[07:34] HARMY
And then?
[07:35] YACHIYO
When humanity returns, it will help
attract even more guests to our hotel.
[07:41] HARMY
So it will help civilization prosper?
[07:44] YACHIYO
Ultimately, yes.
[07:49] DOORMAN
You're in high spirits.
Excited to do some real repair work for once?
[07:54] DOORMAN
You're the man, bossman.
[07:57] YACHIYO
Next up, please answer this survey
for extraterrestrial guests.
[08:02] HARMY
What's that?
[08:04] YACHIYO
In order to provide a more accepting
and comfortable stay,
[08:06] YACHIYO
we ask our guests about their cultural
customs and habits in advance.
[08:15] YACHIYO
Thank you kindly.
[08:17] YACHIYO
Allow me to show you to your room.
[08:20] HARMY
Before that,
[08:21] HARMY
I'd like to check my
storm-and-slaughter suit for safekeeping.
[08:35] PONKO
Harmy's kind of cute.
[08:37] FUGURI
He's all wobbly.
[08:39] EV CHECKER
That suit must be what's really destructive.
[08:50] BUMBUKU
Ponko! Fuguri!
[08:51] PONKOFUGURI
Dad!
[08:53] BUMBUKU
Oh, you're all right!
[08:54] BUMBUKU
What's this stupid kangaroo? Out of my way!
[09:03] PONKOFUGURI
No! Dad!
[09:05] EV CHECKER
Okay, maybe it wasn't the suit.
[09:06] PONKOFUGURI
Please don't die!
[09:07] YACHIYO
We can arrange dinner for you.
Would you like to dine with us?
[09:16] HARMY
There are Nudels on this planet?
[09:19] HARMY
I'll have this, then.
[09:20] YACHIYO
We must apologize.
[09:22] YACHIYO
We're currently out of ingredients
for the Twilight Nudel Sauté.
[09:27] YACHIYO
Only one Nudel appeared, around 50 years ago.
[09:30] HARMY
Only one Nudel?
[09:32] YACHIYO
Yes.
[09:33] YACHIYO
All of the other dishes
on the menu are available.
[09:37] HARMY
I'll have your recommendation, then.
[09:43] YACHIYO
I'm glad that he seemed to like it.
[09:48] YACHIYO
Yes, he really ate it all.
[09:50] PONKO
Yachiyo!
[09:51] YACHIYO
Ponko? What's the matter?
[09:53] PONKO
You gotta see this! It's asponishing!
[10:00] HARMY
Nudels don't act alone.
[10:03] HARMY
I found them lying dormant
underground, as I thought.
[10:09] HARMY
This was all of them on this planet.
[10:12] PONKO
Earth was gonna be covered
in worms! In the Nudel!
[10:18] HARMY
I'd like to have these for my meals
starting tomorrow. Can you do that?
[10:23] YACHIYO
Certainly.
[10:29] PONKO
Is Yachiyo...
[10:32] PONKO
falling in love?!
SIGN Our Only Vice Is Service
[10:52] YACHIYO
Got it. We'll begin our stand-up—
[11:03] HARMY
All I did was hit the bell.
[11:05] YACHIYO
Please don't worry about it.
May I help you with something?
[11:10] HARMY
I want to learn about the former
civilization of this planet.
[11:13] HARMY
Come with me.
[11:14] YACHIYO
I'm sorry?
[11:24] DOORMAN
Whoa! What was that?!
[11:25] PONKO
Yachiyo!
[12:11] HARMY
There isn't an intelligent life form out there
that can control its own progress.
[12:16] HARMY
This trip should have shown you what this
planet's dominant life form did to itself—
[12:20] YACHIYO
Why?
[12:23] YACHIYO
Why would you do this?!
[12:28] YACHIYO
Today, I was supposed to repair
the cold storage with Cook Robot
[12:31] YACHIYO
and carry out Doorman Robot's
regular maintenance.
[12:34] YACHIYO
Then I was going to continue drilling
at the hot spring site.
[12:37] YACHIYO
You took me with you without
even asking me if I was free
[12:40] YACHIYO
and consequently delayed every
task on my docket!
[12:43] YACHIYO
Didn't it strike you that these delays may
eventually snowball into a major issue?!
[12:47] YACHIYO
Also, I see no causal link between
humanity's progress and their departure!
[12:53] YACHIYO
I can assume you show a similar lack of
reflection when ending civilizations as well!
[12:57] YACHIYO
In conclusion, I find your actions today
[13:00] YACHIYO
to be willful obstruction of business!
[13:15] PONKO
Harmy!
[13:17] PONKO
How could you drag a girl out
with you until this hour?!
[13:19] PONKO
Do you even like Yachiyo?
[13:22] PONKO
Stop this nonsense
if you're not serious about her!
[13:25] HARMY
What are you talking about?
I'm serious in everything I do.
[13:29] PONKO
You can end civilizations but can't
put two and two together, eh?
[13:55] AVIOR
I recognize this evil aura.
He's here, Dr. Becrux.
[13:59] BECRUX
Indeed. We've finally
cornered him, Captain Avior.
[14:03] AVIOR
Start your search, Mighty Cuff.
[14:05] CUFF
Mighty!
[14:15] CUFF
Mighty?
[14:24] AVIOR
Tonight, we avenge all the lives you've taken!
[14:27] BECRUX
They may call you the Starborne Scourge,
but I will take you down and have my revenge!
[14:32] CUFF
Mighty!
[14:34] AVIOR
Heroes! Get set!
[14:37] CUFF
Migh...
[14:38] AVIOR
Go!
[14:41] CUFF
Mighty!
[15:59] AVIOR
Now!
[16:00] CUFF
Mighty!
[16:02] CUFF
Mighty...
[16:10] CUFF
Mighty!
[16:27] AVIOR
We got him...
[16:36] AVIOR
That monster!
[16:37] CUFF
M-Mighty...
[16:47] PONKO
It's good as new, thanks to Nancey!
[16:49] YACHIYO
Indeed.
[16:51] YACHIYO
There's a mark.
[16:53] DOORMAN
Our guest has returned.
[16:58] YACHIYO
Welcome back.
[17:02] YACHIYO
You're injured!
SIGN Adhesive Bandages
SIGN Cough Syrup
[17:11] HARMY
Why didn't you just ignore it?
[17:13] YACHIYO
A guest, injured during their stay?
[17:16] YACHIYO
No hotelier worth their salt would ignore that.
[17:19] YACHIYO
Here you are.
[17:23] HARMY
Oops.
[17:26] YACHIYO
I'll bring another glass.
[17:27] HARMY
Nah, it's fine.
[17:29] YACHIYO
As you wish.
[17:36] HARMY
Do you not find me troublesome?
[17:39] YACHIYO
Well, you are something of a problem guest.
[17:43] HARMY
Do you still treat those as kings?
[17:45] YACHIYO
Not always. I've been known to
chase out or even punch them.
[17:50] HARMY
Shouldn't you be doing the same to me?
[17:53] YACHIYO
There's a difference between willful
destruction and accidental breakage.
[18:00] YACHIYO
I hope you'll refrain from
destroying me, at least.
[18:07] HARMY
Can you show me around this area?
[18:11] HARMY
Say no if you can't.
[18:14] YACHIYO
I'd be glad to.
[18:15] YACHIYO
Please follow me.
[18:17] HARMY
Okay.
[18:19] PONKO
I knew it...
[18:21] PONKO
It's love!
[18:29] HARMY
Do you not feel lonely?
[18:32] YACHIYO
"Lonely"? I'm afraid
I don't quite understand.
[18:35] HARMY
Do you not feel empty inside?
[18:38] YACHIYO
"Empty inside"? I'm afraid
I don't quite understand.
[18:47] YACHIYO
May I ask you something, too?
[18:51] HARMY
What is it?
[18:53] YACHIYO
Why do you end civilizations?
[18:56] HARMY
I've seen what results from a civilization's
unbridled progress more than enough times.
[19:03] YACHIYO
I don't quite understand.
[19:11] HARMY
You're fine that way.
[19:18] DOORMAN
Welcome back.
[19:20] YACHIYO
Thank you. I can take over now.
[19:24] HARMY
Sorry you had to do that for me.
[19:26] YACHIYO
Please don't mention it.
Did you have a satisfying time?
[19:31] HARMY
Yeah. I might just have.
[19:34] YACHIYO
I'm happy to have been of service.
[19:37] PONKO
This is definitely...
[19:38] PONKO
Love!
[19:40] HARMY
I'm checking out. Do the paperwork.
[19:43] YACHIYO
Huh?
[19:44] PONKO
Huh?
[19:45] PONKO
What?!
[19:50] YACHIYO
I wish you would have told us sooner
that you had decided on it.
[19:54] HARMY
The longer I stay in one place,
the more enemies will show up to kill me.
[20:01] PONKO
Oh.
[20:05] YACHIYO
Thank you so much
for choosing to stay with us.
[20:08] HARMY
Thanks for having me.
[20:21] PONKO
Wait, Harmy!
[20:25] HARMY
What?
[20:26] PONKO
Are you really leaving by yourself?
[20:28] HARMY
What do you mean?
[20:30] PONKO
I mean...
[20:32] YACHIYO
What's the matter?
[20:33] PONKO
I mean...
[20:35] PONKO
We went and fitted a couples' seat
in your spaceship for you!
[20:42] HARMY
When did you do that?
[20:43] PONKO
Is that really important right now?!
[20:45] PONKO
Not that I'd know! Dad's the one who did it!
[20:47] YACHIYO
Ponko. We mustn't touch a guest's
belongings without permission.
[20:51] PONKO
I'm sorry. But we did it for you, Yachiyo!
[20:55] YACHIYO
Pardon me? I certainly didn't ask for this.
[20:59] PONKO
You didn't, but...
[21:06] PONKO
Harmy!
[21:09] YACHIYO
We eagerly await your next stay with us.
[21:19] PONKO
He's leaving! He's really leaving, Yachiyo!
[21:22] YACHIYO
He is.
[21:37] PONKO
What was that for, Harmy?!
[21:39] PONKO
You really were mad she yelled at you, huh?!
[22:05] HARMY
Build a civilization that will make me
want to come back and destroy it.
[22:15] PONKO
Harmy...
[22:17] YACHIYO
I don't know why...
[22:19] YACHIYO
But something inside of me—
[22:21] YACHIYO
something warm is trying
to burst out of me, too.
[22:24] PONKO
Yachiyo...
[22:26] PONKO
That's love. That's what love is.
[22:39] PONKO
Harmy, you moron!
[22:42] PONKO
Harmy, you coward!
[22:47] PONKO
Pussy kangaroo!
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Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
7 - Bow Down Deep but Always Aim High
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[00:01] ALL
Ventura, Ventura, space people.
[00:05] ALL
Ventura, Ventura, space people.
[00:10] ALL
Ventura, Ventura, space people.
[00:15] ALL
Ventura, Ventura, space people.
SIGN Episode 7
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[01:51] YACHIYO
We'll end today's
guest-summoning assembly here.
[01:58] PONKO
It's all coming together.
[02:00] YACHIYO
It is.
[02:01] YACHIYO
We released more of our holy hotelier
energy into the atmosphere than ever.
[02:04] YACHIYO
Very nice Ventura today.
[02:07] YACHIYO
Indeed, there is zero
scientific basis for this act.
[02:12] YACHIYO
But we have received no responses
to the Arecibo message.
[02:16] YACHIYO
So we'll stick to Ponko's occult ideas
for the time being.
[02:20] PONKO
Don't you worry.
We'll get more guests for sure.
SIGN The Nu-Files
Fear strikes humanity at the turn of the century!
The Prophecies of Nostradamus
[02:22] PONKO
It's written in this book of prophecies here.
[02:24] PONKO
It even predicted Harmy's arrival!
[02:28] YACHIYO
If further attempts fail to produce results,
we will consider other options.
[02:36] FUGURI
Yikes, it's raining.
[02:38] YACHIYO
Let's head back inside.
[02:41] EV CHECKER
'Tis the season for rust.
Gotta stay on my wheels to prevent it.
[02:45] EV CHECKER
Yeesh. Wish we had a satellite up there
to help predict the weather.
[02:51] YACHIYO
A satellite, you say?
[02:55] (Flashback) OWNER
I'd love to launch a satellite to advertise
with a projection of the Gingarou logo.
[03:01] (Flashback) OWNER
It'd help a lot more people
find out about our hotel.
[03:07] (Flashback) OWNER
Not that we can afford it, sadly.
[03:10] EV CHECKER
Sure, launching an ad satellite
might get your name out there,
[03:13] EV CHECKER
but there's no point when
humanity's gone, babeh!
[03:16] FUGURI
Why not advertise to aliens like us?
[03:20] EV CHECKER
Ain't that easy, bro.
[03:22] YACHIYO
That might be a good idea. Let's do it.
[03:24] EV CHECKER
Wha?!
[03:25] EV CHECKER
This ain't like your whisky deal, babeh!
[03:27] EV CHECKER
That said, if it can also forecast
the weather, I'm all for it.
[03:32] YACHIYO
Of course.
[03:35] YACHIYO
Right. We'll also promote the restaurant's
menu recommendations.
[03:38] FUGURI
Luxury dens and fine dining!
[03:41] FUGURI
Ultimate comfort,
three minutes from the station!
[03:43] YACHIYO
Oh, yes. We'll also need
a snappy slogan for the hotel.
[03:47] PONKO
And Rods from God! Rods from God!
[03:49] YACHIYO
Indeed, Rods from God would also—
[03:57] PONKO
I read about it in the book of prophecies!
SIGN The Nu-Files
Fear strikes humanity at the turn of the century!
The Prophecies of Nostradamus
[04:00] PONKO
It spoke of a very real project to create
space weapons that was ultimately abandoned.
SIGN The Rods from God!
SIGN They're out there, and
they're targeting YOU!
[04:07] PONKO
The "Rods from God" were poles
made from tungsten which,
[04:12] PONKO
when fired from orbit, would reach extreme
speeds and generate immense kinetic energy
[04:18] PONKO
to completely annihilate a target on Earth—
[04:24] PONKO
the ultimate space weapon.
SIGN The Nu-Files
Fear strikes humanity at the turn of the century!
The Prophecies of Nostradamus
[04:29] PONKO
It hit me a little while ago.
[04:32] PONKO
We can work our butts off
to make this hotel better,
[04:34] PONKO
but if we lack the power to protect it,
someone will eventually destroy it.
[04:40] PONKO
I've been worried sick every day since.
[04:43] PONKO
I tried to build a heap of warding salt,
[04:46] PONKO
but I couldn't get very far... so...
[04:49] PONKO
If we're gonna build a satellite,
let's build a Rod from God too!
SIGN The Gingarou Hotel
Welcomes You
SIGN The Gingarou Hotel
Welcomes You
[04:53] EV CHECKER
What's wrong with plain old missiles?
[04:56] PONKO
A Rod from God is more
eco-friendly than missiles!
[05:00] EV CHECKER
Also, international space law forbids
the possession of weapons in orbit, babeh.
[05:04] PONKO
Then we'll write up a domestic amendment
that'll let us temporarily ignore space law!
[05:08] BUMBUKU
Stop right there.
We can't just go making up new laws.
[05:12] BUMBUKU
Don't you agree?
[05:13] YACHIYO
All law is merely prevailing majority opinion.
[05:16] YACHIYO
Huh?
[05:17] PONKO
I call for a vote, then.
[05:18] PONKO
All in favor of making a domestic amendment
to temporarily ignore space law,
[05:23] PONKO
say aye!
[05:25] BUMBUKU
Aye...
[05:26] BUMBUKU
Uh, actually, nay.
[05:30] PONKO
Why?
[05:32] YACHIYO
What we need is an advertising satellite.
[05:35] YACHIYO
I do not believe that a Rod from God would
be necessary, even if space law allowed it.
[05:39] PONKO
Wrong! We do need a Rod from God!
SIGN The Nu-Files
Fear strikes humanity at the turn of the century!
The Prophecies of Nostradamus
[05:41] PONKO
The prophecies say so!
[05:42] PONKO
Here! Read them for yourself!
[05:47] YACHIYO
I don't believe that will change my opinion.
[05:50] PONKO
Huh?
[05:51] PONKO
You're such a dolt, Yachiyo!
SIGN from God
[06:07] PONKO
Yachiyo...
[06:08] PONKO
I'm sorry about yesterday.
[06:10] YACHIYO
Don't be.
[06:12] YACHIYO
I should also apologize for not
explaining my standpoint better.
SIGN The Nu-Files
Fear strikes humanity at the turn of the century!
The Prophecies of Nostradamus
[06:17] YACHIYO
I still do not believe we
have any need for a Rod—
[06:19] PONKO
It's fine! I get it!
[06:23] YACHIYO
We'll hereby begin our
guest-summoning assembly for the day.
[06:27] ALL
Ventura, Ventura, space people.
[06:31] ALL
Ventura, Ventura, space people.
[06:33] PONKO
...Rod from God!
[06:35] ALL
Ventura, ventura, Rod from God.
[06:39] ALL
Ventura, ventura, Rod from God.
[06:43] ALL
...Rod from God.
[06:45] ALL
...Rod from God.
SIGN A Rod from God
for the Gingarou!
SIGN Ponko
SIGN Procione
SIGN Ponko
[07:03] PONKO
Pon-poko-pon, residents of Ginza!
[07:05] ALL
Pon-poko-pon!
SIGN ponpoko
[07:07] DOORMAN
Tanuki missy, you can't do that here.
[07:07] PONKO
We must defend our hotel from invaders!
[07:11] PONKO
Using a Rod from God to defend this hotel
[07:14] PONKO
is the same as defending Mother—
no, Stepmother Earth!
[07:20] PONKO
You, that voter over there!
[07:22] PONKO
What if we neglect building a Rod
from God and invaders show up?
[07:26] PONKO
How do you think your life will change?
[07:29] PONKO
These invaders will never
acknowledge our rights!
[07:32] PONKO
They'll barge into our lands
and mark them as their own
[07:38] PONKO
by filling them with poop!
[07:41] PONKO
Poop attracts flies.
[07:43] PONKO
With more and more flies, you'll be stuck
working overtime forever!
[07:47] PONKO
Now is the time to rise up, Gingarou!
[07:50] PONKO
Launching a Rod from God
into the skies is the only way!
[07:54] PONKO
It's the only path we have
to saving us and this hotel!
[08:05] ALL
Pon-poko-pon, pon-poko-pon!
SIGN Ponko
Procione
SIGN Ponko
Procione
SIGN Ponko
Procione
SIGN Ponko
Procione
[08:07] ALL
Pon-poko-pon, pon-poko-pon!
[08:09] ALL
Pon-poko-pon, pon-poko-pon!
[08:11] ALL
Pon-poko-pon, pon-poko-pon!
[08:12] EV CHECKER
They're messed up in the head.
[08:15] YACHIYO
Cease your oration at once!
[08:17] PONKO
Huh? Why?
[08:20] YACHIYO
Because what you're doing
amounts to political messaging.
[08:23] YACHIYO
Hotel regulations forbid any kind
of political activity on premises.
[08:28] PONKO
I'm just talking to people normally.
[08:30] FAMILY
Yep, yep.
[08:31] YACHIYO
What about this is "normal"?!
[08:33] YACHIYO
Should you continue this behavior in your
capacity as an employee of the hotel,
[08:36] YACHIYO
it might adversely affect our reputation.
[08:39] YACHIYO
I'll be forced to take appropriate measures.
[08:41] PONKO
And what are these measures?
[08:44] YACHIYO
Employees who resort to disruptive
behavior will be let go.
[08:47] YACHIYO
Those are the rules.
[08:48] PONKO
Rules are made to be broken!
[08:50] YACHIYO
The hotel's rules are absolute.
[08:52] PONKO
All you ever say are things
that make you sound like a robot!
[08:56] YACHIYO
Well, yes, I am a robot.
[08:58] PONKO
You blockhead! You don't even
have a mind of your own!
[09:04] YACHIYO
Well, yes. I am a robot.
[09:11] YACHIYO
Ponko!
[09:15] YACHIYO
Ponko!
[09:16] PONKO
Stay away!
[09:18] YACHIYO
You know I can't do that!
[09:31] YACHIYO
Your love and care for the hotel
make me extremely happy to see.
[09:36] YACHIYO
But this Rod from God isn't...
[09:38] PONKO
I'm done running away!
[09:43] PONKO
We had to run away from our home planet,
[09:49] PONKO
and we had to keep running for so, so long.
[09:58] PONKO
I don't wanna have to run away from here too.
[10:03] PONKO
The earthlings didn't leave you here and flee
because they wanted to, you know?
[10:16] PONKO
I don't wanna run anymore.
[10:19] PONKO
I won't run off and leave you here by yourself!
[10:22] PONKO
You're my friend...
[10:25] PONKO
You may be my boss...
[10:27] PONKO
But you're also my friend!
[10:29] PONKO
I wanna live here forever and have lots
of fun times with you and everyone else!
[10:37] PONKO
So we have to launch a rocket
with a Rod from God, no matter what!
[10:44] YACHIYO
I understand how you feel, Ponko.
[10:47] PONKO
Why can't you just understand?!
[10:50] PONKO
Huh?
[10:51] YACHIYO
My AI might not deem it the most
appropriate course of action,
[10:54] YACHIYO
but, as you say, if we want to
keep our hotel up and running,
[10:58] YACHIYO
we cannot be caught on
the back foot all the time.
SIGN Bow Down Deep but Always Aim High
[11:13] YACHIYO
With that said,
[11:14] YACHIYO
I have reached the same conclusion as Ponko:
we do need a Rod from God.
[11:20] MUJINA
Grandma will do everything she can to help.
[11:24] MAMI
Let's launch it all the way.
We have a pro technician right here, too.
[11:28] BUMBUKU
Stop it. I only know how
to tinker a little bit.
[11:32] BUMBUKU
Launching a Rod from God
will require a real expert on the topic
[11:36] BUMBUKU
like the top graduate of Imperial Ponpoko
University's space engineering program:
[11:41] BUMBUKU
my dear daughter.
[11:42] YACHIYO
Is that true, Ponko?
[11:45] PONKO
Yep. I snuck into the program
through less than ideal means
[11:48] PONKO
but left with my head held high.
[11:50] YACHIYO
That means you could have repaired
your spaceship at any time.
[11:57] PONKO
I'll be focusing on building
the Rod from God with Yachiyo,
[12:03] PONKO
so please...
[12:04] PONKO
Help us out, everyone! I beg you!
[12:09] YACHIYO
Please.
[12:30] PONKO
As structural issues prevent loading
the RFG within the fairing,
[12:37] PONKO
we'll attach it to the exterior
of the rocket during launch.
[12:40] FUGURI
What's the RFG?
[12:42] PONKO
The Rod from God itself.
[12:45] FUGURI
That's not what The Nu-Files called it.
[12:48] PONKO
Back on topic!
[12:49] PONKO
After jettisoning, I'll manually
load up the RFG in low Earth orbit.
[12:57] PONKO
Any questions?
[12:58] FUGURI
So you'll be going into space?
Will you be okay?
[13:03] PONKO
I was born on Planet Tanuki
and raised in outer space.
[13:06] PONKO
I'm a girl of the wild and of space,
so it'll be a piece of cake.
[13:13] PONKO
That just leaves the weight issue.
SIGN Eat right
SIGN Picture yourself
slimmer
SIGN Goal: -20kg
SIGN You Are the Space Star
[13:53] YACHIYO
Ponko's extravehicular unit, her provisions,
[13:58] YACHIYO
and other accessories: all green.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Yachiyo
Bartender
Doorman
Ponko
Porter
SIGN Clocked out
Clocked out
Clocked out
Clocked in R&D
Clocked out
[14:09] YACHIYO
Ponko.
[14:10] PONKO
Huh? Yachiyo?
[14:12] YACHIYO
Are you getting enough rest?
[14:14] YACHIYO
You've exceeded working hours again today.
[14:17] PONKO
Sorry. I just can't figure out
a way to solve the weight issue.
[14:23] YACHIYO
Allow me to help, then.
[14:29] PONKO
Engines 1 and 2 are optimized,
[14:32] PONKO
we have parallel-staging capability,
and payload capability is sufficient.
[14:38] PONKO
TWR is within limits.
[14:40] PONKO
Starting simulation.
[14:51] PONKO
We're so close.
[14:53] PONKO
Getting rid of some life-support
systems is the only option left.
[15:01] PONKO
Yachiyo, we can't get rid of them all...
[15:04] YACHIYO
I may have found a solution.
[15:07] PONKO
Huh?
[15:08] YACHIYO
I'll go.
[15:10] YACHIYO
That'll allow us to get rid of the oxygen
tanks and other life-support systems.
[15:17] YACHIYO
And since I can recharge using sunlight,
I'll be able to operate for longer periods, too.
[15:22] PONKO
No! It's not 100 percent safe!
[15:25] PONKO
And I'm more knowledgeable in
dealing with unexpected trouble!
[15:30] YACHIYO
If it isn't safe, that's all the more reason
not to send a living employee.
[15:35] YACHIYO
Also, you can just tell me what to do
when problems arise.
[15:40] PONKO
Don't underestimate outer space!
[15:42] PONKO
It's a place where no life can survive!
[15:45] YACHIYO
Again, all the more reason
to send a robot like me.
[15:50] PONKO
But you're alive.
[15:55] YACHIYO
What if Smarmy shows up while we're
busy trying to think of other ideas?
[16:01] PONKO
But...
[16:02] YACHIYO
We should set up the Rod from God
as soon as possible.
[16:05] YACHIYO
I, too, want to keep this hotel
running forever with you all.
[16:14] PONKO
Fine.
[16:16] PONKO
I'll send you into outer space with my rocket!
[16:24] YACHIYO
We can see it now.
[16:26] YACHIYO
The hotel we're aiming to be
is within our reach.
[16:29] PONKO
Yeah...
SIGN Due to the planned rocket launch, we are
SIGN Temporarily
Closed
SIGN We apologize for any inconvenience.
SIGN Gingarou Hotel Staff
[16:45] EV CHECKER
Talk about crazy, babeh.
This took a whole 70 years!
[16:50] BUMBUKU
It was a long and arduous road.
[16:52] BUMBUKU
I got so close to giving up
every time we hit a wall.
[16:56] DOORMAN
All walls are ultimately doors.
[16:59] DOORMAN
You just need to step through them.
[17:06] YACHIYO
Sorry I'm late.
[17:07] PONKO
Nah, you're perfectly on time.
[17:11] PONKO
Are you really going to go dressed like that?
[17:14] YACHIYO
Yes. It's during work hours, after all.
[17:17] YACHIYO
But I did tie my hair and get a new uniform
with heat-resistant fiber.
[17:24] PONKO
Will you be okay, Yachiyo?
[17:26] YACHIYO
What do you mean?
[17:28] PONKO
It's your first time going into space.
Aren't you scared?
[17:32] YACHIYO
I am unable to process that emotion.
[17:35] PONKO
Huh... I guess I am the only one
freaking out all the time.
[17:40] PONKO
Oh, Earth looks really beautiful
from space. You'll be amazed!
[17:45] YACHIYO
I look forward to seeing it.
[17:47] PONKO
Great.
[17:49] PONKO
Give me your hands.
[17:58] PONKO
I love you, Yachiyo.
[18:00] YACHIYO
I love you too. I promise I'll be back.
[18:03] YACHIYO
I can't let my tasks pile up.
[18:06] PONKO
Right.
[18:07] PONKO
Take care!
[18:11] YACHIYO
I'm off.
[18:12] PONKO
Ten, nine, eight...
[18:16] PONKO
Start ignition sequence.
[18:18] PONKO
Five, four, three, two, one...
[18:23] PONKO
All engines running.
[18:26] PONKO
Lift off!
[18:43] PONKO
Phase 1 boosters' thrust looking good.
[18:45] PONKO
All numbers green.
[18:47] PONKO
The rocket has reached max dynamic
pressure at supersonic speed.
[18:51] YACHIYO
This is HG-1. Roger that.
[18:57] PONKO
Throttle down!
[18:59] YACHIYO
Throttling down.
[19:00] PONKO
This is Ginza. Proceed to the next phase.
[19:04] YACHIYO
Separating Phase 1 boosters.
[19:07] YACHIYO
Igniting Phase 2 booster.
[19:15] YACHIYO
Separating Phase 2 booster.
[19:17] YACHIYO
Check-in to outer space complete.
[19:20] ALL
Hooray!
[19:24] YACHIYO
HG-1 cutting thrusters.
We've reached the destination point.
[19:28] PONKO
This is Ginza. Looking good.
[19:31] YACHIYO
Proceeding to release satellite.
[19:35] YACHIYO
The Ten Commandments of Gingarou.
[19:37] YACHIYO
First: Aim to be the number one
hotel in the galaxy.
[19:40] YACHIYO
Second: Food and etiquette
are mainstays of culture.
[19:43] YACHIYO
Third: Bookmark today's page
in our guests' lives.
[19:48] YACHIYO
Fourth: A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
[19:51] YACHIYO
Fifth: Our only vice is service.
[19:55] YACHIYO
This is HG-1.
Confirming release of advertising satellite.
[19:58] YACHIYO
Proceeding to load RFG.
[20:45] ALL
Hooray!
[20:48] PONKO
A solar flare?!
[21:07] BUMBUKU
Detecting large amounts of
high-energy, charged particles!
[21:10] BUMBUKU
A human would've died instantly!
[21:12] PONKO
Good thing Yachiyo's a robot!
[21:16] PONKO
This is Ginza. Come in, Yachiyo.
[21:18] PONKO
Yachiyo? Yachiyo!
[21:25] YACHIYO
Ponko was right.
[21:28] YACHIYO
Earth is stunningly beautiful.
[21:31] YACHIYO
Oh... Maybe this is it.
[21:38] YACHIYO
This emotion must be...
SIGN Easter Egg Program
Extra Mission
"Get Stranded in Space" complete.
New function "Self-Destruct" unlocked.
Recommend conversion into space debris.
[21:43] YACHIYOAI
Extra Mission
"Get Stranded in Space" complete.
[21:47] YACHIYOAI
New function "Self-Destruct" unlocked.
[21:49] YACHIYOAI
Recommend conversion into space debris.
[21:58] YACHIYO
The idea of never seeing them all again...
[22:02] YACHIYO
It scares me.
[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS
Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS
Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS
Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
8 - Discipline with a Fist! Reconcile with a High Five!
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[00:03] PONKO
Good morning, everyone!
[00:05] PONKO
Today is April the 12th, 2345!
[00:09] PONKO
As your acting acting acting manager,
[00:13] PONKO
I hereby begin our daily morning stand-up.
[00:15] PONKO
Roll call!
[00:16] PONKO
Flycatchy!
[00:18] PONKO
Cleany Blue, Cleany Yellow.
[00:20] PONKO
Doory's by the entrance.
[00:22] PONKO
Cooky.
[00:24] PONKO
Bartendy.
[00:25] PONKO
Gardeny.
[00:27] PONKO
Nancey.
[00:29] PONKO
Porty.
[00:31] PONKO
Okay, that's everyone.
[00:33] PONKO
Er... Current guests: twelve.
[00:37] PONKO
Check-ins scheduled today: one.
[00:40] PONKO
Satellite ad view count: three.
[00:44] PONKO
We're nowhere near our daily goal.
[00:46] PONKO
Our goal for this month
is a total of 1,440 stays.
[00:50] PONKO
We are presently 1,230 short.
[00:52] PONKO
Do you have anything to report
[00:54] PONKO
or anything you need help with?
[00:57] PONKO
All righty, then.
[00:58] PONKO
Let's have another fun day at work.
[01:01] PONKO
Offer our beloved guests
our heartfelt Gingarou
[01:04] PONKO
and our brightest smiles!
SIGN Episode 8
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Discipline with a Fist!
Reconcile with a High Five!
SIGN Welcome
SIGN The Gingarou Hotel eagerly awaits the return of humanity. Extraterrestrials also welcome!
[02:46] PONKO
Acting Acting Acting Manager's log, day 7,295.
[02:50] PONKO
Everyone worked as hard as ever today.
[02:53] PONKO
Happy end.
[03:01] PONKO
Yachiyo, we're steadily getting more guests.
[03:06] PONKO
Humanity's not back yet, though.
[03:08] PONKO
We'll make this an amazing hotel, okay?
[03:12] PONKO
The defense system?!
SIGN S
E
I
N
C
I
D
E
N
T
R
O
O
M
[03:18] PONKO
What's going on?
[03:21] PONKO
And not a spaceship?
[03:24] PONKO
Might be a walk-in guest!
[03:27] PONKO
Can't we get a clearer image?
[03:32] PONKO
We have no choice.
[03:33] PONKO
Prepare the Galactica Poko Riot
Lucky Bag Missile for launch!
[03:50] PONKO
Fire!
[04:02] PONKO
Show me!
[04:07] PONKO
Huh?
[04:10] PONKO
Yachiyo?!
[04:13] PONKO
Bartendy! Stop the missile!
[04:16] PONKO
Stop it!
[04:30] PONKO
I'll go get her!
[04:37] PONKO
Yachiyo!
[04:41] PONKO
Yachiyo!
[04:46] PONKO
Yachiyo?!
[04:53] (Flashback) SALESREP
These robots are already equipped
with knowledge in several fields.
[04:58] (Flashback) SALESREP
No need to waste any time
training them on data.
[05:01] (Flashback) OWNER
How far technology has come!
[05:04] (Flashback) OWNER
It's wonderful, but that said...
[05:07] (Flashback) OWNER
Good morning, everyone.
[05:10] (Flashback) OWNER
I'm the owner of the Gingarou Hotel,
where you'll all be working from now on.
[05:15] (Flashback) OWNER
Nice to meet you.
[05:16] (Flashback) ROBOTS
It is a pleasure to meet you.
[05:19] (Flashback) OWNER
You'll be working off of your data banks
to receive and serve many a guest.
[05:27] (Flashback) OWNER
I'm sure the guests will leave very satisfied.
[05:30] (Flashback) OWNER
But that in itself is not enough.
[05:35] (Flashback) SALESREP
Is there something lacking?
[05:37] (Flashback) OWNER
There is. The spirit of hospitality.
[05:41] (Flashback) SALESREP
You want robots to have spirit?
[05:43] (Flashback) OWNER
Yes, exactly.
[05:45] (Flashback) OWNER
The hotelier business is built
on personal connections.
[05:49] (Flashback) OWNER
Hearts and souls that evolve with experience.
[05:54] (Flashback) OWNER
And you can't teach that.
[05:56] (Flashback) OWNER
I believe you can say the same
for these robots.
[06:00] (Flashback) OWNER
See and experience your
predecessors' work for yourselves,
[06:05] (Flashback) OWNER
learn what it means to form
connections with people,
[06:08] (Flashback) OWNER
and cultivate the spirit of hospitality.
[06:12] (Flashback) SALESREP
The spirit of hospitality...
[06:15] (Flashback) OWNER
Indeed.
[06:16] (Flashback) OWNER
I'm sure you'll understand, too.
[06:22] (Flashback) OWNER
All right!
[06:23] (Flashback) OWNER
The time is finally upon us.
[06:25] (Flashback) OWNER
I may be the owner of this hotel,
[06:27] (Flashback) OWNER
but you will be the ones who give it value.
[06:31] (Flashback) OWNER
I can't wait to see what kind of hotel
this will turn out to be.
[06:36] (Flashback) OWNER
Let us welcome our guests, then.
[06:39] (Flashback) OWNER
Offer them our heartfelt hospitality
[06:41] (Flashback) OWNER
and our brightest smiles.
[06:44] (Flashback) YACHIYOALL
Our heartfelt hospitality
and our brightest smiles.
[06:50] (Flashback) YACHIYO
Here's the key to your room.
[06:53] (Flashback) M. HOTELIERROBOT
Allow me to show you the way.
[06:55] (Flashback) YACHIYO
We hope you enjoy your stay.
[07:00] (Flashback) GIRL
Miss...
[07:02] (Flashback) GIRL
I was watching the fish in the tank,
and then Mommy was gone.
[07:04] HOLOPONKO
...and then Mommy...
[07:06] (Flashback) YACHIYO
That isn't good. Let me look for her.
[07:18] (Flashback) YACHIYO
There she is.
[07:20] (Flashback) YACHIYO
I found her.
[07:21] (Flashback) YACHIYO
Shall we go?
[07:24] [SONG] SIGN
Breaking Mystery Virus May Continue to Spread
[07:24] ANCHOR
The mystery virus that has been detected
in several places across the globe
[07:29] ANCHOR
threatens to spread even further
in the following weeks.
[07:31] [SONG] SIGN
Breaking Mystery Virus May Continue to Spread
[07:32] ANCHOR
We urge you not to believe
rumor and hearsay...
[07:34] HOLO EV CHECKER
...and panic!
[07:35] ANCHOR
Always make decisions with
a clear mind and act accordingly.
[07:42] (Flashback) OWNER
I'm sorry it had to come to this.
[07:45] (Flashback) OWNER
But rest assured, I'll be back in no time.
[07:49] (Flashback) OWNER
Until then, I leave the hotel
in your capable hands.
[07:53] (Flashback) ALL
You can count on us, Owner.
[07:56] HOLOPONKO
You can count on me!
SIGN Extraterrestrials also
SIGN Extraterrestrials also
[08:52] DIGIVOICE
Y-Y-Yachiyo!
[08:54] DIGIVOICE
Yachiyo. Yachiyo. Yachiyo. Yachiyo.
[08:59] PONKO
Yachiyo! Yachiyo!
[09:02] PONKO
Yachiyo!
[09:09] PONKO
Oh, you're up.
[09:10] PONKO
Morning, Yachiyo.
[09:12] YACHIYO
Good morning.
[09:15] YACHIYO
You are...
[09:16] PONKO
Guess who!
[09:17] YACHIYO
Ponko.
[09:19] PONKO
How'd you know?
[09:21] YACHIYO
I ran retinal and voice ID scans.
[09:24] PONKO
Aw, I wanted to see you all surprised.
[09:28] YACHIYO
You're an organic life form.
It's only natural that you would grow.
[09:34] YACHIYO
I'm more surprised about...
[09:37] YACHIYO
this body of mine, if anything.
[09:40] YACHIYO
What exactly...
[09:48] PONKO
Welcome home, Yachiyo.
SIGN Discipline with a Fist! Reconcile with a High Five!
[10:04] YACHIYO
How long was I out of commission for?
[10:07] PONKO
I don't remember how long
you were lost in space for,
[10:10] PONKO
but it's been around 50 years
since you crashed back down to Earth.
[10:15] YACHIYO
Crashed?
[10:16] YACHIYO
Oh, right. I...
[10:19] YACHIYO
I was operating outside of the satellite
when a solar flare hit,
[10:22] YACHIYO
and all my precision mechanisms
went out of control.
[10:28] YACHIYO
I was drifting, unable to return
to the pod, for years.
[10:34] YACHIYO
But then...
[10:47] PONKO
I'm so glad we didn't shoot you down.
[10:50] YACHIYO
I see. So even after 50 years,
you have been unable to complete repairs
[10:56] YACHIYO
on my body.
[10:58] PONKO
We just couldn't find any spare parts
compatible with your model.
[11:09] YACHIYO
I have returned.
[11:15] YACHIYO
So many guests!
[11:17] PONKO
I updated your translation program, so you
should be able to understand most of them.
[11:23] SKULL
Great hotel. I really enjoyed my stay.
[11:25] EGGPLANT
Thanks. Thanks. Thanks.
[11:25] DOORMAN
Please do come again.
[11:28] YACHIYO
Has humanity come back, too?
[11:29] PONKO
Nah, not yet.
[11:33] YACHIYO
I see. Still...
[11:36] YACHIYO
You've done an amazing job
running and growing the hotel.
[11:39] PONKO
The robots did a great job serving our guests.
[11:42] PONKO
Babeh-O and my family also helped out,
[11:45] PONKO
and I did my best too, of course.
[11:48] YACHIYO
I can tell by the smiles on their faces.
[11:53] PONKO
Take a look!
[11:54] PONKO
See how big that little thingy has gotten?
[11:57] PONKO
It's able to emit a bunch of electricity now.
[11:59] PONKO
We've automated the key handover process.
[12:03] PONKO
And there's no need to go
pick up money every time now.
[12:07] PONKO
We've also enhanced the shampoo
so that it doesn't hurt extraterrestrial eyes.
[12:18] YACHIYO
This is the exterior face?
It looks considerably different.
[12:22] PONKO
We've equipped a defense system, after all.
SIGN Bath-arou
[12:28] PONKO
Poko-pon!
[12:30] YACHIYO
You finished building the hot-spring bath?
[12:32] PONKO
Yep! And our guests love it!
[12:38] YACHIYO
Amazing.
[12:39] PONKO
Isn't it?
[12:40] YACHIYO
What's that?
[12:42] PONKO
The Yachiyo Memorial Statue.
[12:44] PONKO
You were an indispensable part
of the hotel, after all.
[12:49] YACHIYO
"Memorial"?
[12:50] PONKO
Oh, shoot.
[12:51] PONKO
Sorry, Yachiyo.
[12:53] PONKO
I need to clock out early tonight.
[12:56] PONKO
Grandma's been sick for a while now.
[13:00] YACHIYO
Madame Mujina?
[13:01] PONKO
Yeah...
[13:04] PONKO
Starting tomorrow, let's have fun
working together again, okay?
SIGN Tomorrow never dies
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
5. Our only vice is service.
6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
10. A true hotel is always storied.
President, Gingarou Hotel
SIGN Don't count your tanuki
before they hatch
SIGN More venom
for the aliens
SIGN Groom yourself
all the way to the tail
SIGN Wag your tail,
but never wag a shift!
SIGN Fry the Nudels,
not the rooms!!
SIGN Operational Records
SIGN Operational Records
SIGN Operational Records
SIGN Operational Records
SIGN Operational Records
SIGN Operational Records
SIGN Operational Records
[13:22] YACHIYO
Even without me here,
[13:24] YACHIYO
this hotel kept running just fine.
[13:31] YACHIYO
I'm a hotelier robot!
[13:33] YACHIYO
Working at the hotel is all I can do!
[13:35] YACHIYO
I must fulfill my duties!
[13:45] YACHIYO
Stains, none!
[13:46] YACHIYO
Droplets, none!
[13:47] YACHIYO
Mold, none.
[13:48] YACHIYO
Amenities, good.
[13:49] YACHIYO
Shampoo hat, gone!
[13:52] YACHIYO
No shampoo hats in any of the rooms.
[13:55] YACHIYO
All good...
[14:00] YACHIYO
Hello there.
[14:02] YACHIYO
I'll be resuming front-desk
duties as of today.
[14:15] YACHIYO
Please don't stop me!
I must pass to do my job!
[14:23] YACHIYO
I apologize for not being able to help.
[14:26] YACHIYO
Oh, right, right.
[14:28] YACHIYO
Ponko went home without
filling out the logbook last night.
[14:32] YACHIYO
What will she ever do without me?
[14:54] EV CHECKER
Wha? Yachi-YO?
[14:58] PONSTIN
Ponko, I should get going soon.
[15:02] PONSTIN
Ponko?
SIGN Yarr
SIGN Report to Work
[15:40] EV CHECKER
Hey, is Yachi-YO out there
firing missiles again?
[15:44] PONKO
Flycatchy went to get her yesterday
and had to flee again.
[15:48] EV CHECKER
When I heard about it, I thought
she'd get over it in a few days,
[15:52] EV CHECKER
but I guess she's totally broken bad.
[16:10] PONKO
Yachiyo!
[16:15] YACHIYO
Ponko?
[16:16] YACHIYO
Nice ride you got there.
[16:18] PONKO
How much longer are you
gonna keep skipping work?
[16:21] PONKO
You used to be such a stickler for the rules!
[16:23] YACHIYO
What's the big deal?
Not like I can do a damn thing anyway.
[16:28] PONKO
That's not true!
[16:30] PONKO
We were all so happy to see you back!
[16:35] YACHIYO
Shut yer trap!
[16:43] YACHIYO
I was supposed to keep the owner's
Gingarou up and running!
[16:46] YACHIYO
That was the promise I made him!
[16:48] YACHIYO
But his hotel no longer exists!
[16:52] YACHIYO
It's gone, and yet the guests
remain happy and satisfied!
[16:54] YACHIYO
So what am I supposed to do?!
[16:58] PONKO
Just come back to work!
[17:01] PONKO
The hotel's still right there!
[17:07] PONKO
We kept it going for you!
[17:19] YACHIYO
You did.
[17:20] YACHIYO
That means I don't need
to keep it going anymore.
[17:24] PONKO
How can you say that?!
[17:27] PONKO
I wanted to keep working with you!
[17:29] PONKO
And make it a hotel that got tons of guests!
SIGN Yarr
[17:32] PONKO
That was my dream!
[17:34] YACHIYO
It was the same for me!
[17:35] YACHIYO
Seeing so many guests at the Gingarou
was like a dream come true!
SIGN Yarrchiyo
[17:40] YACHIYO
And yet...
[17:41] YACHIYO
I don't understand it, either!
[17:43] YACHIYO
An unknown error has taken over my system!
[17:46] YACHIYO
For some reason, I've been overcome
with the urge to destroy things!
[17:50] YACHIYO
Destruction is my only distraction!
[18:04] PONKO
Yachiyo...
[18:06] PONKO
You idiot!
[18:14] YACHIYO
Takes one...
[18:18] YACHIYO
to know one, idiot!
[18:22] YACHIYO
You understand nothing about my algorithm!
[18:26] PONKO
I get it! A true hotelier's spirit
is built on empathy!
[18:30] PONKO
You were the one who taught me that, Yachiyo!
[18:36] YACHIYO
Ponko!
[18:38] PONKO
Yachiyo!
SIGN Yarrchiyo
[18:42] PONKO
We only kept the Gingarou running for you!
[18:47] PONKO
Because that's what you wanted to do!
[18:50] PONKO
We couldn't have done it
without following your example!
[18:54] PONKO
We built that memorial statue
to keep you fresh in our minds—
[18:58] PONKO
so we could keep believing
you'd come back to us one day!
[19:01] PONKO
We waited and waited for so long!
[19:04] PONKO
So long that I grew up and became an adult!
[19:07] YACHIYO
Then why...
[19:09] YACHIYO
Why'd you make it look like
the Buddha in Nirvana statue?!
SIGN Yarrchiyo
[19:18] YACHIYO
I'm just a hotelier robot.
I was built to give my all to the hotel.
[19:23] YACHIYO
Nobody should ever do the same for me.
[19:27] PONKO
Nobody's doing that.
[19:30] PONKO
Also, you're not "just a hotelier robot."
You're you.
[19:36] YACHIYO
I fail to understand.
[19:38] PONKO
There's no substitute for you!
We all love you to death!
[19:43] YACHIYO
I fail to understand!
[19:45] PONKO
Isn't a hotelier supposed to try
to understand how people feel?!
[19:49] YACHIYO
But I...
[19:50] PONKO
Then try to understand how I feel!
[19:53] (Flashback) OWNER
...learn what it means to form
connections with people,
[19:56] (Flashback) OWNER
and cultivate the spirit of hospitality.
[19:59] YACHIYO
I...
[20:01] YACHIYO
I want to work at the Gingarou again!
[20:10] PONKO
I wanna work with you, too!
[20:14] YACHIYO
Ponko...
[20:16] YACHIYO
I feel like I'm about to cry—
[20:22] PONKO
You can do that...
[20:24] PONKO
Even in that body?
[20:29] PONKO
And so, Yachiyo will be
returning to work again!
[20:34] YACHIYO
I went through a rebellious phase
highly unbecoming of a robot
[20:40] YACHIYO
and caused lots of trouble for you all.
[20:42] YACHIYO
I'll be certain to avoid any future heel turns.
[20:45] YACHIYO
My deepest apologies.
[20:48] YACHIYO
I look forward to working with you all again.
[20:53] PONKO
Okay, acting acting acting manager's orders.
[20:58] PONKO
Yachiyo is to return to her post as
acting acting manager as of today.
[21:08] YACHIYO
Thank you kindly.
[21:10] YACHIYO
On orders from Ponko,
the acting acting acting manager,
[21:14] YACHIYO
I'll be taking over
as the acting acting manager.
[21:17] PONKO
Hooray for Yachiyo!
[21:21] EV CHECKER
Hah, she's finally back.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
5. Our only vice is service.
6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
10. A true hotel is always storied.
President, Gingarou Hotel
[21:28] YACHIYO
This incident made me rethink my priorities.
[21:31] YACHIYO
I now know that upkeep of tradition alone
doesn't equal upkeep of the hotel.
[21:38] YACHIYO
From now on, I will carry on
the will of the owner,
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
5. Our only vice is service.
6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
10. A true hotel is always storied.
President, Gingarou Hotel
[21:42] YACHIYO
while also building off my own experiences
and the rest of the staff's ideas
SIGN Discipline with a fist!
Reconcile with a high five!
[21:46] YACHIYO
to keep the spirit of Gingarou alive.
[21:49] YACHIYO
I believe that we can all leave
our own marks on the hotel.
[21:54] PONKO
Leave our own marks, huh?
[21:58] YACHIYO
With that said,
[22:00] YACHIYO
I'll go restore the shampoo hats.
[22:03] PONKO
What?
[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS
Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS
Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS
Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
9 - Bookmark Today's Page in Our Guests' Lives
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[00:05] PONKO
Yachiyo.
[00:07] PONKO
I have news to share.
SIGN Episode 9
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Bookmark Today's Page
in Our Guests' Lives
[01:03] PONKO
This is Ponstin.
[01:05] PONSTIN
It's great to finally meet you.
[01:07] PONSTIN
Ponko talks about you all the time.
[01:10] YACHIYO
Ponstin...
[01:12] PONKO
We're getting married.
[01:15] YACHIYO
Married?
[01:16] PONSTIN
Yes. I promise I'll make Ponko happy!
[01:29] PONKO
Ponstin!
[01:34] PONKO
Yachiyo? Why?!
[01:36] YACHIYO
It seems I'm able to slug tanuki-type aliens
after that one time with Bumbuku.
[01:42] PONKO
I thought you got over your
rebellious phase already!
[01:45] YACHIYO
You can't have Ponko!
[01:47] YACHIYO
She's an employee of the Gingarou Hotel
and a dear friend to me!
[01:51] YACHIYO
How could you try to make her quit without
a word to me, the acting acting manager?!
[01:58] YACHIYO
I get it now. That's why I punched him.
[02:00] YACHIYO
That's the reason. I slugged him
before I could process my thoughts.
[02:06] PONKO
It's okay, Yachiyo.
I'll still be working at the hotel.
[02:11] YACHIYO
Really?
[02:12] PONKO
Of course.
[02:17] YACHIYO
Ponko, Ponstin.
[02:19] YACHIYO
Allow me to congratulate you
on your upcoming marriage.
[02:22] PONSTIN
Huh? Oh... Thank you very much.
[02:28] PONKO
Ponstin's a doctor.
[02:30] PONKO
He originally visited the hotel as a guest.
[02:33] PONKO
He's been looking after Grandma
ever since she fell sick.
[02:37] YACHIYO
Is that so?
[02:39] YACHIYO
Have you told your family?
[02:42] PONKO
Well, we tried...
[02:44] MAMI
I don't care how many times you show up!
My answer will not change!
[02:47] MAMI
I'll never let you have my precious blunder!
[02:50] BUMBUKU
Calm down, Mami.
[02:52] BUMBUKU
I'm sorry, Ponstin, but could you leave—
[02:57] MAMI
Honey!
[02:58] PONKO
Dad!
[03:04] YACHIYO
It's all right, Bumbuku.
[03:07] YACHIYO
Ponko said she'll still be
working at the Gingarou.
[03:09] FUGURI
What're you gonna do if Sis
misses out on her breeding period?
[03:12] BUMBUKU
Huh? I'm not the one saying...
[03:19] MAMI
I get it deep down, okay?!
[03:21] MAMI
Pon-poko-pon!
[03:26] PONKO
Dad, Mom.
[03:30] BUMBUKU
Uh, well...
[03:33] BUMBUKU
You have our blessing.
[03:38] PONKO
Yachiyo, could you do us a favor?
[03:42] YACHIYO
Don't worry. No more punching.
[03:44] PONKO
It's not about that.
[03:46] PONKO
You see... We'd like to host
an Earth wedding at the Gingarou.
[03:53] PONSTIN
Weddings on our home planet
only involve exchanging poop.
[03:59] YACHIYO
Certainly.
[04:00] PONKO
Really?
[04:01] PONKOPONSTIN
Hooray!
[04:05] PONKO
Grandma, Dad and Mom gave me their
blessing to get married to Ponstin.
[04:10] MUJINA
Really? They should've
done that a long time ago.
[04:15] PONKO
How did it go with you
when Dad and Mom got married?
[04:20] MUJINA
Mami showed up out of the blue,
saying she was marrying Bumbuku.
[04:25] MUJINA
So I threw hands.
[04:26] PONKO
At Mom?!
[04:28] MUJINA
Nah, at Bumbuku.
[04:29] PONKO
Huh, really?
[04:32] MUJINA
Anyway, you're getting married, huh?
[04:37] MUJINA
It feels like it was only yesterday
that you were just a little baby tanuki.
[04:42] (Flashback) MUJINA
Whatcha gonna do about it?!
[04:44] (Flashback) PONKO
Give it back!
[04:51] (Flashback) MUJINA
Leave the leaf and scram
if you don't want to be deep-fried!
[04:55] (Flashback) MUJINA
Come back when you're ready to die!
[04:55] TANUKIDS
Scary!
[04:59] (Flashback) MUJINA
My, so lovely. You're going
to be the talk of the tanuki.
[05:05] (Flashback) PONKO
You made this for me, Grandma?
[05:08] (Flashback) PONKO
Thanks!
[05:12] (Flashback) MUJINA
Don't let a little fall make you cry.
[05:16] (Flashback) MUJINA
Remember, Ponko. In sad times,
you have to get everyone festive.
[05:21] (Flashback) MUJINA
Spread your paws wide
[05:28] (Flashback) MUJINA
And drum your belly
[05:33] (Flashback) MUJINA
Go!
[05:35] PONKOMUJINA
Who out there will this melody reach?
[05:42] MUJINA
I can't wait to see you in your wedding dress.
[05:50] PONKO
What should I go with?
[05:52] MUJINA
Well...
[05:56] YACHIYO
Here are the napkin fold samples.
[05:58] YACHIYO
Square.
[06:00] YACHIYO
Fan-shaped.
[06:01] YACHIYO
Delta.
[06:02] YACHIYO
Crown.
[06:04] YACHIYO
Letter.
[06:05] YACHIYO
Rolled.
[06:06] YACHIYO
Bunny. Rose. Ribbon. Star.
[06:08] YACHIYO
Ship. Wizard hat.
[06:10] YACHIYO
Which do you—
[06:11] PONKO
Who cares?!
[06:16] YACHIYO
That's all for the food sampling.
Which course would you like to go with?
[06:20] PONKOPONSTIN
All of them!
[06:27] MUJINA
Good day.
[06:28] DOORMAN
Wow, if it isn't Missus Procione.
[06:32] MUJINA
I'm here as a guest today. Is that all right?
[06:36] DOORMAN
Certainly.
[06:39] YACHIYO
Madame Mujina.
[06:40] MUJINA
It's been a while,
so I came to stay the night.
[06:43] YACHIYO
How are you feeling, though?
[06:45] MUJINA
Much better, thank you.
[06:48] MUJINA
I've been stuck in my bed
at home all this time,
[06:50] MUJINA
and I'm tired of it.
[06:53] MUJINA
I need a change of pace.
[06:55] YACHIYO
I see.
[06:57] MUJINA
Also, I haven't been able to get
a good look at Ponko at work yet.
[07:04] YACHIYO
I'll prepare the paperwork
for your stay, then.
[07:07] YACHIYO
Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
[07:24] MUJINA
She's such a big girl now.
[07:31] MUJINA
Come in.
[07:34] YACHIYO
I've brought what you requested.
[07:37] MUJINA
Sorry to ask this of you.
[07:40] YACHIYO
I'll set it up right away.
[07:45] MUJINA
Yachiyo, thank you, truly.
[07:48] MUJINA
It brings me great joy that you will all
be celebrating Ponko's big day with her.
[07:54] YACHIYO
That's a given. Any hotelier worth
their salt would do the same.
[07:57] MUJINA
I suppose. Still...
[08:00] MUJINA
It's something Ponko could
never take for granted.
[08:04] MUJINA
You remember that we were forced
to flee our home planet, don't you?
[08:09] MUJINA
At the time, we had to abandon everything
in life we ever saw as a given.
[08:18] MUJINA
If it weren't for this hotel,
[08:20] MUJINA
we would've had to force that girl
to settle for her whole life.
[08:28] MUJINA
I don't know how I can ever thank you enough.
[08:34] YACHIYO
We're delighted to be part
of Ponko's big day, too.
[08:41] YACHIYO
I'll come back to put away
the camera at checkout.
[08:45] YACHIYO
Please put the light storage containing
your recording in this envelope.
[08:49] YACHIYO
I'll take full responsibility for it
until the ceremony.
[08:53] MUJINA
Thank you.
[08:55] YACHIYO
I hope you have a pleasant stay.
[09:12] YACHIYO
We eagerly await your next stay with us.
[09:15] PONKO
I'll be right back after I see her home.
[09:17] MUJINA
Look at her, treating me like a senior tanuki.
[09:21] YACHIYO
Don't worry about work.
Take care on the way.
[09:26] MUJINA
Yachiyo.
[09:27] MUJINA
I leave Ponko in your hands.
[09:32] YACHIYO
Certainly.
[10:04] EV CHECKER
Looking good, eh?
[10:06] YACHIYO
Thanks to everyone putting in the work.
[10:08] EV CHECKER
Going by the satellite data, we'll have
clear skies the day of the ceremony.
[10:11] EV CHECKER
The perfect day for a party, babeh!
[10:13] YACHIYO
I'm glad to hear it.
[10:17] FUGURI
Yachiyo!
SIGN To Yachiyo
[10:52] YACHIYO
So you'll be postponing after all?
[10:56] PONKO
I want to send Grandma off first.
[10:59] PONSTIN
I agree with her.
[11:03] YACHIYO
If that's what you both want...
[11:19] (Flashback) OWNER
A hotel is also a place
[11:21] (Flashback) OWNER
where our guests can spend special
moments with the ones they love.
[11:28] (Flashback) YACHIYO
Special...?
[11:30] (Flashback) OWNER
Time waits for no one.
It marches on relentlessly.
[11:33] (Flashback) OWNER
But if you can turn any given day
into a special moment,
[11:36] (Flashback) OWNER
it may live on in our guests' hearts
as an unforgettable memory.
[11:42] (Flashback) OWNER
And I believe that this hotel
can do that for them.
SIGN Bookmark Today's Page
in Our Guests' Lives
[12:06] YACHIYO
I want to proceed with your wedding ceremony.
[12:09] PONKO
Huh?
[12:11] YACHIYO
You two are starting a new life together,
[12:14] YACHIYO
and Mujina lived a full life herself...
[12:17] YACHIYO
I want to create
a special moment for both.
[12:20] PONKO
What do you mean?
[12:22] YACHIYO
Let us celebrate your new beginning
and send Mujina off with you.
[12:28] PONKO
Huh?
[12:29] YACHIYO
That's what she wanted as well.
[12:32] PONKO
Grandma did?
[12:34] YACHIYO
She left me with a message saying as much.
[12:40] YACHIYO
How very like her.
[12:42] YACHIYO
At any time, at any place,
[12:47] YACHIYO
she was always the one
who loved having fun the most.
[12:53] (Flashback) MUJINA
Remember, Ponko. In sad times,
you have to get everyone festive.
[13:06] PONKO
Yachiyo, can we ask you to do that?
[13:09] PONSTIN
If you would, please.
[13:12] YACHIYO
This hotel will do everything in its power
[13:14] YACHIYO
to provide you with the best
wedding ceremony possible.
[13:19] YACHIYO
By the way, Ponko...
[13:21] YACHIYO
Will my body be fixed
in time for the ceremony?
[13:39] YACHIYO
We thank you all for joining us
on this auspicious day.
[13:44] YACHIYO
Friends and family, staff members,
[13:47] YACHIYO
and all of the attending guests:
You have our gratitude.
[13:54] YACHIYO
The wait is over.
It seems we are ready to proceed.
[13:58] YACHIYO
When you see them,
[14:00] YACHIYO
please welcome them
with a big round of applause.
[14:04] YACHIYO
Here come the bride, the groom,
and the bride's grandmother!
[14:44] YACHIYO
As of this moment, on behalf of the groom,
Mr. Ponstin, the bride, Ms. Ponko,
[14:49] YACHIYO
and the bride's grandmother, Madame Mujina...
[14:51] YACHIYO
We will now be holding a joint
wedding and funeral ceremony!
[15:00] PONSTIN
Thank you so much for attending
our wedding and funeral ceremony.
[15:08] PONKO
Thank you so much.
[15:12] PONKO
In truth...
[15:15] PONKO
I wish Grandma... was still alive for this...
[15:25] MUJINA
How's everyone doing? Grandma here!
[15:29] BUMBUKUMAMIFUGURI
Huh?!
[15:33] MUJINA
I must apologize for the surprise.
[15:36] MUJINA
And I'm truly sorry for
up and dying so suddenly.
[15:41] MUJINA
I know it's strange for me to say this,
[15:43] MUJINA
but I want us all to celebrate today
with all our hearts.
[15:47] MUJINA
In fun times and sad,
[15:50] MUJINA
we have to be festive together!
[16:07] YACHIYO
Next, a word from the chief mourner.
[16:11] BUMBUKU
Er, everyone... Today...
[16:20] BUMBUKU
My emotions are a complete mess!
[16:23] BUMBUKU
Today...!
[16:31] YACHIYO
The bride and groom have
undertaken their first task as a couple!
[16:37] YACHIYO
Cheers to them! And a toast to the departed!
[16:40] ALIENS
Cheers!
[16:48] FUGURI
I'll be talking about the three tests
that all married couples must face.
[16:53] FUGURI
The first being testic—
[16:54] EV CHECKER
Happy wedding! And RIP!
[16:59] YACHIYO
Next, we have a magic show
by the maid of honor.
[17:15] PONSTIN
What?!
[17:16] PONKO
Grandma?!
[17:38] YACHIYO
Pon-poko-pon!
[17:44] MUJINA
Pon-poko-pon!
[17:52] YACHIYO
While everyone gets changed,
please enjoy these video montages.
SIGN The Life of Mujina
[18:31] PONSTIN
You doing okay?
[18:33] PONKO
Yeah, I'm having lots of fun.
[18:35] PONKO
Think Grandma is, too?
[18:40] PONSTIN
I'm sure she is.
[18:43] YACHIYO
Thank you for waiting.
[18:44] YACHIYO
The bride, groom,
and the bride's grandmother
[18:48] YACHIYO
will be joining us in new outfits,
lighting candles on the way!
[19:24] YACHIYO
Now, we have another message from the
bride's grandmother to the bride and groom.
[19:33] MUJINA
Ponko, Ponstin.
[19:35] MUJINA
I congratulate you on your marriage
from the bottom of my heart.
[19:42] MUJINA
And a big thank-you to everyone
in attendance as well.
[19:47] MUJINA
I'm grateful I could speak
to you all like this today,
[19:50] MUJINA
and I couldn't have done it
without Yachiyo.
[19:54] MUJINA
I asked her because I so badly wanted to
celebrate Ponko and Ponstin's big day with you.
[20:03] (Flashback) MUJINA
When we first arrived on Earth,
I wasn't sure if it was safe to live here.
[20:09] (Flashback) MUJINA
But the days we spent
with everyone at the Gingarou
[20:12] (Flashback) MUJINA
were fun, vibrant, and delightful.
[20:16] (Flashback) MUJINA
I have been extremely lucky
to live a full and happy life.
[20:23] MUJINA
Ponko, my dear tanuki granddaughter.
[20:29] MUJINA
So many of our memories together
are coming to mind as I speak.
[20:35] PONKO
Grandma...
[20:37] MUJINA
Ponko, I want you to never forget these things:
[20:41] MUJINA
Make sure to groom your coat every single day.
[20:45] MUJINA
Always clean your head-leaf before bed,
no matter how sleepy you may be.
[20:52] MUJINA
And lastly,
[20:53] MUJINA
live a fuller, happier life
than your old grandma.
[21:00] PONKO
Yeah! Yeah!
[21:08] [SONG] CREDITS
Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
[21:08] [SONG] CREDITS
Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
[21:08] MUJINA
I would like to sign off with
this song from our home planet.
[21:12] [SONG] CREDITS
Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
[21:16] MUJINA
Spread your paws wide
[21:23] MUJINA
And drum your belly
[21:29] MUJINA
Who out there will this melody reach?
[21:43] MUJINA
One pon-poko
[21:47] MUJINA
Two pon-pokos
[21:50] MUJINA
Running through the rocks and the grass
[21:57] MUJINA
Three pon-pokos
[21:57] PONKO
Three pon-pokos
[22:00] MUJINA
Four pon-pokos
[22:00] PONKO
Four pon-pokos
[22:04] MUJINA
Never losing to the rain
or the wind, we pon-pon
[22:04] PONKO
Never losing to the rain
or the wind, we pon-pon
[22:13] MUJINA
May our belly drums ring far and wide
[22:22] ALIENS
Congrats!
[22:23] ALIENS
Safe travels!
[22:27] MUJINA
All the way to the skies,
though they may be distant now
[22:35] PONKO
Yachiyo.
[22:37] PONKO
I'm so glad we held the ceremony.
[22:41] PONKO
Thank you!
[22:48] YACHIYO
Congratulations, Ponko.
10 - Clean Sheets Symbolize Pure Hearts
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[00:09] TAMAKO
Did I look like Mommy?
[00:10] PONSTIN
Yeah, you were perfect.
[00:12] BUMBUKU
You're amazing, Tamako!
A veritable tanuki genius!
[00:17] TAMAKO
Yay!
[00:22] PONKO
I'm sure your great-grandma's
smiling down on you, too.
SIGN Episode 10
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Clean Sheets Symbolize Pure Hearts
[02:04] PONKO
Feel free to avail yourself of this service.
[02:13] YACHIYO
We offer our beloved guests
[02:15] YACHIYO
our heartfelt hospitality and our
brightest smiles, every single day.
[02:18] YACHIYO
Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
[02:22] PLEASANT ALIEN
Heartfelt, huh?
[02:24] PONKO
Indeed!
[02:27] PLEASANT ALIEN
I look forward to today, then.
[02:29] YACHIYO
Do you have a reservation?
[02:31] PLEASANT
No, I don't.
[02:33] YACHIYO
Understood. Would you like
a room for the night?
[02:37] PLEASANT
Yes, just for tonight.
I'd prefer a room with a large bed.
[02:43] YACHIYO
We have rooms with double beds
available for you.
[02:45] PLEASANT
Yes, that sounds good.
[02:48] YACHIYO
Please fill out this registration card, then.
[02:53] PLEASANT
Right. I have two more requests
to make, if that's all right.
[02:57] SLUG A
Say "secrete"!
[02:59] SLUG B
Me too!
[03:00] SLUG C
Make me look good!
[03:02] SLUG TEACH
That'll do for pics.
[03:04] SLUG TEACH
You all look great.
[03:05] PLEASANT
I happen to be pretty shy.
I'd like to dine in my own room.
[03:11] YACHIYO
Mr. Slurpity Slurp, is it?
[03:14] YACHIYO
Certainly. We'll bring your meals
up to your room.
[03:18] PLEASANT
Great.
[03:19] PLEASANT
Also, should anyone ask
if I'm staying here...
[03:25] PLEASANT
Could you keep it under wraps?
[03:29] YACHIYO
Our guests' privacy is of
the utmost importance to us.
[03:33] YACHIYO
Please rest assured.
[03:35] YACHIYO
Here is your room key.
[03:40] PLEASANT
Oh, I'll take my bag myself.
[03:52] PLEASANT
That's a lovely vase.
[03:54] PLEASANT
But objects like these,
with hearts and souls poured into them,
[03:58] PLEASANT
tend to attract unsavory elements, too...
[04:10] PONKO
Sir—
[04:12] PONKO
Your dinner is here.
[04:15] PLEASANT
Excellent. Would you leave it there?
[04:21] PLEASANT
Did you bring it for me?
[04:23] TAMAKO
Yep! I'm a manager-in-training intern!
[04:27] PLEASANT
Yeah? Thank you, dear.
[04:30] PLEASANT
Good girls deserve candy.
[04:36] PLEASANT
Here.
[04:37] TAMAKO
Mister!
[04:39] TAMAKO
Thank you!
[04:43] PONKO
Thank you kindly!
[04:45] PONKO
And you mean "sir," not "mister."
[04:47] PLEASANT
A very good night to you.
SIGN Fuguri Ponzan
[04:59] FUGURI
Warped...
[05:02] FUGURI
It's all getting warped.
[05:11] PONKO
Sir, it's past your check-out time.
[05:16] PONKO
Sir?
[05:18] PONKO
I'm opening the door.
[05:21] PONKO
Excuse me.
[05:25] PONKO
What's this smell?
[05:29] PONKO
Sir...
[05:35] PONKO
He... He's dead!
[05:46] PONKO
Huh?!
[05:48] PONKO
What's going on?!
[05:50] YACHIYO
The CCTV footage indicates that you were
the last person to enter this room, Ponko.
[05:56] PONKO
Wait, no! I didn't kill him!
[05:59] TAMAKO
He's dead!
[06:00] TAMAKO
So stinky!
[06:02] TAMAKO
Look, Mommy, he's dead!
[06:05] PONKO
Get away from here, Tamako!
[06:08] YACHIYO
So, how exactly did you kill him?
[06:11] PONKO
It wasn't me, I swear.
[06:13] PONKO
Sure, I did think he was a bit creepy,
[06:17] PONKO
but I wouldn't kill someone for that.
[06:22] YACHIYO
I'm scanning your breathing and heart rate
to check for lies in your statement.
[06:28] YACHIYO
You're innocent.
[06:32] PONKO
You really thought it was me, huh?
[06:35] YACHIYO
But if it wasn't you...
[06:38] YACHIYO
The culprit must've entered through the
window, murdered the guest somehow,
[06:43] YACHIYO
and fled through the window again.
[06:46] YACHIYO
But the exterior face is equipped
with animal sensors, which means...
[06:51] YACHIYO
it can't have been an organic life form.
[06:55] PONKO
You mean one of the robot
employees is the murderer?
[06:59] TAMAKO
The culprit is you!
[07:02] PONKO
No way, Cooky...
[07:06] PONKO
Huh? You served him a stew darkened
by black carrots as white stew?
[07:14] YACHIYO
That certainly is dark.
[07:16] YACHIYO
But there are no signs that
the guest touched his food.
[07:19] YACHIYO
Not guilty.
[07:20] TAMAKO
Then the culprit is you!
[07:23] PONKO
Flycatchy, tell me it's not true.
[07:27] PONKO
You let a mosquito escape?!
[07:32] YACHIYO
A London Underground mosquito.
[07:34] YACHIYO
I don't see any blood...
[07:36] YACHIYO
So not guilty.
[07:38] PONKO
I guess you can't fit through
the window with that body anyway.
[07:42] PONKO
Oh, I was the one who opened the window, too.
[07:45] YACHIYO
We have a cold case.
[07:48] YACHIYO
It's said that any hotel that ends up being
the scene of a murder quickly loses guests.
[08:04] YACHIYO
We'll cover this up.
[08:05] ALL
What?!
[08:08] DOORMAN
We have a new guest.
[08:19] YACHIYO
We offer our beloved guests our heartfelt
hospitality and our brightest smiles!
[08:22] YACHIYO
Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
[08:24] AGGRESSIVE ALIEN
I'd like to stay until tomorrow morning.
[08:27] TAMAKO
Back from the dead!
[08:28] YACHIYO
No, still dead.
[08:30] AGGRESSIVE
What're you talking about?
[08:32] YACHIYO
Our shifts tomorrow.
[08:34] AGGRESSIVE
Whatever.
[08:35] AGGRESSIVE
The long space journey wore me out.
I want a room with a double bed.
[08:40] YACHIYO
We're terribly sorry, but we only have
single-bed rooms available at the moment.
[08:46] TAMAKO
But a double just opened up!
[08:49] AGGRESSIVE
I'll take that one, then.
[08:51] TAMAKO
Here. A cursed room,
recommended by Tamako truly.
[08:55] AGGRESSIVE
Cursed?
[08:56] YACHIYO
We can show you to a single at once!
[08:59] AGGRESSIVE
Nope. I want a double.
[09:05] YACHIYO
Please sign this, then.
[09:16] AGGRESSIVE
Tell me something.
Do you recognize this man?
[09:20] TAMAKO
Hey, it's you!
[09:22] YACHIYO
That's you, yes?
[09:23] AGGRESSIVE
What are you talking about?
We're nothing alike!
[09:27] YACHIYO
O-Our apologies.
[09:29] AGGRESSIVE
This man, Sneakity Sneak,
[09:32] AGGRESSIVE
is the worst serial bomber psycho
terrorist bastard in space history!
[09:38] YACHIYO
Serial bomber psycho
terrorist bastard, you say?
[09:41] AGGRESSIVE
Yeah. He's caused countless
deaths on planets all over.
[09:47] AGGRESSIVE
If you know anything, spit it out.
[09:50] TAMAKO
Are you a bomber bastard, too?
[09:52] AGGRESSIVE
No. Let me introduce myself.
[09:57] AGGRESSIVE
I'm a cosmic detective.
[09:59] AGGRESSIVE
Even you hicks should be
able to understand that.
[10:03] YACHIYO
Mr. Squirtity Squirt...
[10:05] YACHIYO
We're terribly sorry, but we don't
know of any Mr. Sneakity Sneak.
[10:11] YACHIYO
We'll let you know when your room
is cleaned and ready,
[10:14] YACHIYO
so please take a seat.
[10:16] AGGRESSIVE
Nah, I don't care if you're still cleaning.
[10:18] YACHIYO
Sir, you mustn't!
[10:24] PONKO
Ugh, the stench won't go away!
[10:27] AGGRESSIVE
I've crossed light centuries hunting for him.
[10:30] AGGRESSIVE
Countless times, I've had him
almost within my grasp,
[10:33] AGGRESSIVE
but he always wriggles out
from between my fingers.
[10:41] YACHIYO
Oh, Tamako, your shoelaces have come untied.
[10:45] TAMAKO
Huh?
[10:47] TAMAKO
My shoes don't have laces.
[10:53] PONKO
Okay, lift your arm.
Let's get rid of that stench.
[10:59] AGGRESSIVE
I couldn't tell you why Lady Luck
always takes his side.
[11:03] AGGRESSIVE
But wherever he goes, he sways people
into aiding and abetting him.
[11:12] YACHIYO
Oh, now it's my laces.
[11:14] AGGRESSIVE
Your shoes don't have laces either.
[11:21] AGGRESSIVE
But mark my words: his luck
favors him and him alone.
[11:25] AGGRESSIVE
Everyone else he drags into his schemes
inevitably meets a gruesome end.
[11:30] YACHIYO
Now it's your laces, sir!
[11:41] PONKO
Hello?
[11:43] PONKO
What? This room?!
SIGN Clean Sheets Symbolize Pure Hearts
[12:00] AGGRESSIVE
Something reeks.
[12:02] YACHIYO
If it bothers you, we'd be happy
to arrange another room.
[12:06] AGGRESSIVE
Nah, I like it.
[12:17] TAMAKO
Hey, it's Mommy!
[12:18] PONKO
Shh!
[12:19] TAMAKO
You have a twin, mister?
[12:22] AGGRESSIVE
I'm an only child.
[12:23] TAMAKO
But you two look so alike!
[12:25] AGGRESSIVE
Who do you mean?
[12:32] YACHIYO
Sir.
[12:34] YACHIYO
It's time for your afternoon tea.
[12:36] AGGRESSIVE
Didn't ask for it.
I'll continue my investigation.
[12:38] YACHIYO
It's complimentary.
[12:39] YACHIYO
The sugar content might help you
investigate with a sharper mind.
[12:43] YACHIYO
Please, come along.
[12:47] YACHIYO
I hope you liked it.
[12:49] AGGRESSIVE
It tasted okay.
[12:52] AGGRESSIVE
This cake plate adds
to the experience, though.
[12:56] YACHIYO
That's a creation by
modern ceramist Fuguri Ponzan.
[13:01] AGGRESSIVE
I happen to possess a fairly discerning eye.
[13:05] AGGRESSIVE
One look is all I need...
[13:08] AGGRESSIVE
to tell good work from bad.
[13:10] AGGRESSIVE
To tell truth from lies.
[13:38] TAMAKO
Hey, Daddy!
[13:39] PONSTIN
Are you helping out like a good girl?
[13:41] TAMAKO
Yep! I carried something earlier
that was this big!
[13:44] PONSTIN
Attagirl. Where's Mommy?
[13:46] TAMAKO
Mommy is...
[13:48] (Flashback) AGGRESSIVE
Didn't ask for it.
I'll continue my investigation.
[13:51] (Flashback) YACHIYO
It's complimentary.
[13:53] (Flashback) TAMAKO
What are you doing, Mommy?
[13:55] (Flashback) PONKO
Giving our guest a bath.
[13:59] TAMAKO
...in the bath with the candy man.
[14:05] PONSTIN
What?
[14:06] PONSTIN
Huh? The candy man?
[14:09] TAMAKO
Yep!
[14:12] TAMAKO
Looks like this.
[14:16] PONSTIN
Where is he right now?!
[14:22] YACHIYO
Ponko!
[14:23] PONKO
Oh, Yachiyo.
[14:25] YACHIYO
Let's hide him somewhere for now.
[14:27] PONKO
Right.
[14:38] YACHIYO
He's coming this way.
[14:52] PONKO
Is he gone?
[14:53] YACHIYO
Yes. But he seems to have
caught on to something.
[14:57] YACHIYO
We have to hide the body
where it simply can't be found.
[15:02] YACHIYO
There's a good hiding place, apparently.
[15:09] YACHIYO
Not quite.
[15:12] PONKO
Next.
[15:19] YACHIYO
Yes, this is a food safety issue.
[15:22] PONKO
Next!
[15:25] YACHIYO
Can't see the face, at least.
[15:27] PONKO
Next!
SIGN Movie
SIGN The Lingering White Shadow
SIGN Now Showing
[15:32] WOMAN
Can you blame me?
[15:35] WOMAN
There was no other way.
[15:38] WOMAN
You know that.
[15:50] SLUG C
Eek! Scary!
[15:53] PONKO
Is this gonna work?
[15:55] YACHIYO
It should be fine.
[15:57] YACHIYO
Right?
[16:08] AGGRESSIVE
What's this?
[16:09] YACHIYO
What used to be called
"a movie" on this planet.
[16:12] YACHIYO
We show them so that our guests can gain
a better understanding of Earth culture.
[16:17] YACHIYO
This one, however, is a dud.
[16:19] AGGRESSIVE
I see.
[16:25] TAMAKO
Hey, mister.
[16:27] AGGRESSIVE
What? You're in the way.
[16:29] TAMAKO
Gimme candy!
[16:31] TAMAKO
You've got the candy face,
so I know you have them!
[16:35] PONKO
Stop that!
[16:37] PONKO
I've got some in my bag,
so you can have one after the movie.
[16:39] TAMAKO
Boo.
[16:45] WOMAN
You got me, Inspector.
[16:48] WOMAN
But it's too late now.
[16:50] WOMAN
My hands are already stained with blood.
[16:53] COP
It's not too late. You can make amends.
[16:56] COP
Wash your hands nice and good!
[16:59] SLUG B
What's that?
[17:00] SLUG A
Legs?
[17:19] COP
Why wouldn't you wash your hands?!
SIGN Cast
SIGN Inspector Washington
Unar Medini
SIGN Tulete Phorher
Silky Silkerton
[17:31] AGGRESSIVE
Movies are great.
[17:37] SLUG A
What the heck?!
[17:43] PONKO
Let me go!
[17:44] YACHIYO
You mustn't! You'll destroy
the hotel's reputation!
[17:48] PONKO
Nobody'll find out!
Let me just dump this already!
[17:51] YACHIYO
That's not the problem... here!
[17:59] YACHIYO
Today isn't burnable garbage day.
[18:04] PONKO
I'm sick and tired. Let's turn ourselves in.
[18:08] PONKO
I want to be clear of this mess.
[18:11] PONKO
We can't run from it!
[18:17] YACHIYO
Don't run away from running away.
[18:19] YACHIYO
We must keep running until the bitter end!
[18:24] PONKO
I'd sworn to never run away again,
[18:28] PONKO
but here I was, running away
from running away again.
[18:34] PONKO
Right now, who runs wins!
We'll be Winderellas!
[18:39] PONKO
I wanna win!
[18:41] YACHIYO
And win we shall.
[18:44] PONKO
Say, Yachiyo. How much trouble
are we in if we lose?
[18:50] YACHIYO
Japanese law says abandonment of a corpse
is punishable by up to three years' jail time.
[18:54] PONKO
Three years... Three years, huh?
[18:58] PONKO
How many years has it been since we met?
[19:01] YACHIYO
It's been 527 years, 75 days, and six hours.
[19:04] PONKO
That makes three years
not sound like very long.
[19:08] YACHIYO
True.
[19:10] PONKO
Let's be together forever, okay, Yachiyo?
[19:17] YACHIYO
Of course.
[19:26] AGGRESSIVE
Hey! What's with that arm?!
[19:28] AGGRESSIVE
Hold it!
[19:29] SLUG A
Eek!
[19:30] SLUG A
It's a murder!
[19:32] AGGRESSIVE
No! I didn't hit him, okay?
[19:52] AGGRESSIVE
So you were hiding him after all.
[19:54] AGGRESSIVE
Your game's up.
[19:57] PONKO
W-We're not hiding anything. Right, Yachiyo?
[20:07] AGGRESSIVE
Where is he?!
[20:09] PONSTIN
I'm right here!
[20:12] PONSTIN
It's me, Ponko's cucked husband!
[20:15] PONKO
You came to help me, Ponstin?
[20:18] PONSTIN
It's okay. We can start over.
[20:21] PONKO
With what?
[20:24] AGGRESSIVE
You lot don't understand how dangerous he is.
[20:28] AGGRESSIVE
He has tiny, candy-shaped bombs
that can destroy entire planets!
[20:37] AGGRESSIVE
Don't move!
[20:39] PONKO
But...
[20:40] AGGRESSIVE
You're all...
[20:42] AGGRESSIVE
You...
[20:58] AGGRESSIVE
Heh.
[21:00] AGGRESSIVE
My cosmic detective instincts...
were on point.
[21:15] PONSTIN
I did it... I killed him...
[21:17] YACHIYO
It seems the blunt force trauma
wasn't the direct cause of death.
[21:22] PONKO
What now, Yachiyo?
[21:25] YACHIYO
We'll cover this up.
[21:39] FUGURI
Grandma.
[21:42] FUGURI
I've made the greatest bowl ever.
[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS
Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS
Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS
Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
11 - Wag Your Tail, but Never Wag a Shift!
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[00:29] (Flashback) PONKO
According to labor law,
you've been working too much, Yachiyo.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
5. Our only vice is service.
6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
10. A true hotel is always storied.
President, Gingarou Hotel
SIGN Tomorrow never dies
SIGN Don't count your tanuki
before they hatch
SIGN More venom
for the aliens
SIGN Groom yourself all
the way to the tail
SIGN Wag your tail,
but never
wag a shift!
SIGN Fry the Nudels,
not the rooms!!
SIGN It's okay to paper over the cracks
with hospitality that rocks
SIGN Discipline with a fist!
Reconcile with a high five!
[00:34] (Flashback) YACHIYO
I'm sorry?
[00:35] (Flashback) PONKO
I read that overworking employees
can cause long-term issues,
[00:39] (Flashback) PONKO
so you need to take time off.
[00:41] (Flashback) YACHIYO
I do understand that much.
But why now, after all this time?
[00:45] (Flashback) PONKO
I'm learning all I can about Earth.
[00:48] (Flashback) PONKO
Babeh-O told me about a Roppongi
bookstore that was still in good shape.
[00:55] (Flashback) PONKO
So I borrowed these.
SIGN Labor Standards Law I
SIGN Labor Standards Law II
[00:58] (Flashback) YACHIYO
I do see your point. However...
[01:01] (Flashback) PONKO
Yeah, yeah.
[01:02] (Flashback) PONKO
I bet you're gonna say you don't need
time off because you're a hotelier robot.
[01:06] (Flashback) PONKO
Denied!
[01:07] (Flashback) PONKO
Even a robot can break from continuous use.
[01:14] (Flashback) PONKO
Anyway, you're taking tomorrow
and the day after off.
[01:16] (Flashback) PONKO
I'm confiscating your uniform
so you can't work.
[01:19] (Flashback) PONKO
Okay, take it off. Step on it, ponchaka.
[01:26] YACHIYO
What does one do on a day off?
[01:34] YACHIYO
Wel—
[01:34] PONKO
Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
[01:38] TAMAKO
Wecclom to the Gingarou Hotel!
[01:41] PONKO
Please come this way.
[02:19] YACHIYO
May I have a room?
SIGN Episode 11
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Wag Your Tail,
but Never Wag a Shift!
[04:00] F. TENTACLE
I hear they have something
called a "hot-spring bath."
[04:03] M. TENTACLE
That sounds good.
[04:05] F. TENTACLE
Hello there.
[04:05] M. TENTACLE
Hello.
[04:06] F. TENTACLE
I wanna check it out before dinner.
[04:15] YACHIYO
Good.
[04:19] YACHIYO
Stains, none.
[04:20] YACHIYO
Droplets, none.
[04:21] YACHIYO
Mold, none.
[04:22] YACHIYO
Amenities, good.
[04:23] YACHIYO
Shampoo hat—
SIGN Kamemaru Tech Hotelier Android
SIGN Recommended usage limit exceeded.
Malfunctions may have severe
adverse effects on hotel operation.
Please replace part immediately.
SIGN Recommended usage limit exceeded.
Malfunctions may have severe
adverse effects on hotel operation.
Please replace part immediately.
SIGN Please replace part immediately.
SIGN Please replace part immediately.
[05:21] CANARY ALIEN
Can pets stay at this hotel, too?
[05:24] DOORMAN
Pets are now allowed on the premises.
[05:28] DOORMAN
We do get some runaways, so we ask
that you put a hotel tag on your pet.
[05:32] CANARY
My, your service lives up
to the stellar reviews!
[05:36] CANARY
My DraDra will stay in my room with me.
SIGN Bath-arou
SIGN Open
SIGN Tangerine Bath
SIGN How to Bathe
SIGN Wash!
Rinse!
Relax~
SIGN Bath
SIGN Women's Bath
SIGN No compatible spare parts found
SIGN No compatible spare parts found
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN If you have a day off, try walking through Ginza,
the town where retro-modern meets the bleeding
edge! You're sure to find something good!
SIGN Rinkou Yuudouson
SIGN A spiritual sanctuary within
a stone's throw of Ginza!
Prosperity in business
and family health are...
SIGN Rinkou Yuudouson
SIGN A spiritual sanctuary within
a stone's throw of Ginza!
Prosperity in business
and family health are...
SIGN Gingarou Distillery
SIGN The Gingarou Hotel's Original Single Malt
SIGN Ginga
SIGN -exclusive barley farm
SIGN We grow it ourselves!
SIGN Active Astronaut
SIGN No compatible spare parts found
SIGN No compatible spare parts found
[10:18] (Flashback) PONKO
Let's use it as bait!
[10:19] (Flashback) YACHIYO
That was a gift from a guest.
SIGN Chill out in the big city!
[12:20] PACHINKO
Time to blaze it!
[12:21] PACHINKO
Smoking Bonus!
[12:23] PACHINKO
Cigarette Butt Rush!
SIGN Wag Your Tail, but Never Wag a Shift!
SIGN Kamemaru Tech Hotelier Android
SIGN Recommended usage limit exceeded.
Malfunctions may have severe
adverse effects on hotel operation.
Please replace part immediately.
SIGN Recommended usage limit exceeded.
Malfunctions may have severe
adverse effects on hotel operation.
Please replace part immediately.
SIGN Compatible spare
parts in stock
SIGN Compatible spare parts found
SIGN Compatible spare parts found
SIGN Damaged component
SIGN This component is damaged.
Please recheck all connections and reboot.
SIGN For Space Ark
Launch Station
SIGN Reparations for all
SIGN No discrimination
SIGN Save all citizens
SIGN Don't stand
for this!
SIGN I love peace
SIGN Damaged Beyond Repair
SIGN Damaged Beyond Repair
SIGN Damaged Beyond Repair
SIGN Damaged Beyond Repair
SIGN Compatible spare parts found
SIGN Compatible spare parts found
[20:58] YACHIYOAI
Extra Mission
"Get Bit by a Pegasus" complete.
SIGN Easter Egg Program
Extra Mission
"Get Bit by a Pegasus" complete.
New function "Cross-Eyed" unlocked.
SIGN Easter Egg Program
Extra Mission
"Get Bit by a Pegasus" complete.
New function "Cross-Eyed" unlocked.
[21:02] YACHIYOAI
New function "Cross-Eyed" unlocked.
[21:42] DOORMAN
Please rest assured. We'll do everything—
[21:44] CANARY
Easy for you to say!
[21:46] CANARY
Oh, DraDra! I'm so glad you're safe!
[21:49] CANARY
I told you not to go off wandering!
[21:52] CANARY
I'm so, so glad!
[21:57] PONKO
Yachiyo!
[21:59] PONKO
How did you like your time off?
[22:05] YACHIYO
I felt alive.
[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS
Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS
Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS
Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
12 - Aim to Be the Number One Hotel in the Galaxy
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[00:44] PONKO
Yachiyo! How did you like your time off?
[00:48] YACHIYO
I felt alive.
[00:50] PONKO
Great. I'm happy for you.
[00:52] YACHIYO
I'm done with my time off.
Let me change into my uniform.
[00:55] PONKO
Huh? W-Wait a minute!
[00:57] PONKO
You're getting back to work already?!
SIGN Episode 12
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Aim to Be the Number One
Hotel in the Galaxy
[01:01] YACHIYO
I'm back.
[01:07] PONKO
You know a day off means
the whole day, right?
[01:10] YACHIYO
The break gave me extra motivation
to get back to work.
[01:15] PONKO
I dunno if that time off
served its purpose...
[01:18] DOORMAN
We have a guest.
[01:30] YACHIYO
We must ask you not to brandish
lethal weapons within the hotel premises.
[01:34] IORI
Oh...
[01:36] IORI
S-Sorry about that.
[01:41] YACHIYO
Um, did you just speak an Earth language?
[01:48] IORI
Well, strictly speaking, I am an earthling.
[01:52] PONKO
What?!
[01:54] PONKO
E-E-Earth... Really?!
[01:54] IORI
It's my first visit to Earth, though.
[01:57] PONKO
Sniff, sniff. Not a tanuki!
[01:59] PONKO
We got a real-deal earthling!
[02:02] PONKO
No way! For real? Hooray!
[02:05] PONKO
Look, Yachiyo! Isn't this amazing?
[02:09] YACHIYO
We've been eagerly awaiting your return.
[02:13] PONKO
Very eagerly!
[02:16] IORI
Th-Thank you very much.
[02:20] YACHIYO
Are you here by yourself?
[02:22] IORI
Yes. On a solo mission.
[02:25] YACHIYO
When will the rest of humanity return?
[02:28] IORI
Huh?
[02:30] IORI
I don't know about that.
[02:32] IORI
I'm just here to survey Earth's current state.
[02:38] YACHIYO
"Survey"?
[02:39] IORI
Our data said there were no intelligent
life forms left on Earth, so I was shocked.
[02:44] IORI
I'm amazed it still has a civilization—
and I'm even more amazed it still has humans.
[02:51] YACHIYO
No. There are no humans left on Earth.
[02:54] YACHIYO
You're the only one here.
[02:56] IORI
Huh?
[02:57] YACHIYO
I'm Yachiyo, a hotelier robot.
[03:01] PONKO
Ponko here. I'm a Tanukian.
[03:06] YACHIYO
Miss, this is a hotel.
[03:09] YACHIYO
Would you like to stay with us and see?
[03:14] YACHIYO
Please fill out this registration card.
[03:16] IORI
O-Okay.
[03:24] IORI
Will this do?
[03:28] YACHIYO
Thank you kindly.
SIGN Tomari Iori
SIGN Gender
SIGN F
SIGN Age
SIGN Room F-24, Wing A-13, NRM District 09, Spaceship J-13
SIGN Japanese
[03:31] YACHIYO
Allow me to show you
to your room, Ms. Tomari.
[03:37] YACHIYO
This is your room for the night.
[03:41] IORI
This whole space is for an individual?!
[03:43] YACHIYO
I must also inform you that we have
a spacesuit cleaning facility at this hotel.
[03:49] IORI
I'll die if I take this off, so...
[03:51] YACHIYO
Oh, right. My apologies.
[03:56] IORI
Soft.
[03:58] IORI
So this,
[03:59] IORI
this,
[04:02] IORI
and this... they're all free for me to use?
[04:05] YACHIYO
Are things different on your present planet?
[04:08] IORI
We don't have a planet.
[04:11] YACHIYO
Where do you reside?
[04:13] IORI
Interstellar arks.
[04:16] IORI
After leaving Earth,
[04:18] IORI
we tried several times to take up
residence on other planets.
[04:24] IORI
But due to issues with water, temperature,
atmosphere, and other things,
[04:28] IORI
we still haven't found a new home.
[04:33] IORI
Everything on board is controlled
by our life-support systems.
[04:38] IORI
And I'd only ever seen blue skies,
blue seas, and big landforms
[04:42] IORI
in research documents before I landed here.
[04:48] IORI
I was sent on a scouting mission to Earth
to check the possibility of living here again.
[04:56] IORI
However...
[04:57] IORI
When I crash-landed, the impact
broke my virus scanner.
[05:02] YACHIYO
If that's the case, let me offer you
my support as concierge.
[05:06] IORI
Huh?
[05:07] IORI
Thank you.
[05:09] IORI
Hey!
[05:10] IORI
I-I-Is that... a sh-shampoo hat?!
[05:13] YACHIYO
Indeed!
[05:14] YACHIYO
Our specialty shampoo hats are what
truly make the Gingarou Hotel what it is!
[05:19] IORI
But I can't take this suit off,
so I can't use it.
[05:22] YACHIYO
You may use it on top of your spacesuit.
[05:24] IORI
That seems kind of pointless.
[05:26] YACHIYO
But it is possible.
[05:27] IORI
I also can't exactly shower.
[05:29] YACHIYO
Why not give it a try anyway?
[05:33] PONKO
So humanity really returned, huh?
[05:36] YACHIYO
It's just one survey mission.
[05:38] PONKO
But if that survey says it's okay,
they'll all come back!
[05:45] YACHIYO
Yes, you do have a point.
[05:48] PONKO
Yachiyo?
[05:49] YACHIYO
I'm just wondering if that guest
truly is an earthling.
[05:55] PONKO
Huh? Why? She wasn't a Tanukian.
[05:59] YACHIYO
I must be having doubts because she turned
down the chance to use a shampoo hat.
[06:04] YACHIYO
Any human would leap at the opportunity.
[06:08] PONKO
Are we even sure that's true?
[06:11] YACHIYO
Either way,
[06:12] YACHIYO
you've all helped me see the day
when I received a human guest again.
[06:18] YACHIYO
Thank you, truly.
[06:21] PONKO
No one's worked harder
to make this happen than you.
[06:24] PONKO
It's been a long road.
[06:27] PONKO
I wonder if she'll come to like our hotel.
[06:30] YACHIYO
Of that, I have no doubt.
[06:33] YACHIYO
Because our hotel is a magical place.
[06:35] PONKO
Yeah.
[06:41] YACHIYO
And that's the announcement.
[06:42] YACHIYO
As of last night, a human guest
is staying with us.
[06:46] TAMAKO
I wanna see a real-deal human!
[06:50] YACHIYO
Don't get too excited.
[06:51] YACHIYO
As usual, we'll provide every single one of
our guests the attention they deserve.
[06:55] TAMAKO
'Kay!
[06:56] TAMAKO
Just you wait, human.
[06:58] TAMAKO
You'll soon learn how scary
Tamako's service can be!
[07:00] TAMAKO
One, two!
[07:01] YACHIYO
Proceeding to recite
the Twelve Commandments of Gingarou.
[07:04] ALL
First: Aim to be the number one
hotel in the galaxy.
[07:08] ALL
Second: Food and etiquette
are mainstays of culture.
[07:11] DOORMAN
Third: Bookmark today's page
in our guests' lives.
[07:16] ALL
Fourth: A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
[07:19] ALL
Fifth: Our only vice is service.
[07:22] ALL
Sixth: Tradition evolves with
innovation and experimentation.
[07:26] ALL
Seventh: Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
[07:30] ALL
Eighth: Provide unlimited
hospitality in limited time.
[07:35] ALL
Ninth: Bow down deep but always aim high.
[07:39] ALL
Tenth: Discipline with a fist!
Reconcile with a high five!
[07:43] ALL
Eleventh: Wag your tail,
but never wag a shift!
[07:47] ALL
Twelfth: A true hotel is always storied.
[07:51] YACHIYO
As always, let us welcome our guests
with a smile today.
[07:55] YACHIYO
We offer our beloved guests
[07:57] YACHIYO
our heartfelt hospitality and our
brightest smiles, every single day.
[08:06] IORI
Thank you for offering to help.
[08:09] BUMBUKU
No problem. I'm retired,
so I have all the time in the world.
[08:13] MAMI
We destroyed our spaceship
landing on Earth, too.
[08:17] MAMI
Yachiyo and her staff
were a real help back then.
[08:21] FUGURI
And I'm just a struggling artanuki.
I'll do anything to help!
SIGN Cherry Road
[08:24] TAMAKO
I may help, too!
[08:26] IORI
Thank you all so much.
[08:28] BUMBUKU
This won't get the job done.
It needs replacing.
[08:31] IORI
I'm impressed you can tell.
[08:33] BUMBUKU
Oh, yeah. I've tinkered with this exact
type of spaceship once before.
[08:38] IORI
Huh? You've been on an Earth spaceship?
[08:42] BUMBUKU
Oh! Uh, I guess!
[08:44] BUMBUKU
The people on board were all dea—
[08:47] BUMBUKU
all dearly pleasant.
[08:52] BUMBUKU
We even sent a satellite into space
via rocket launch.
[08:56] BUMBUKU
That was a great learning experience, too.
SIGN % Match
[08:58] IORI
You must be a very talented engineer.
[08:59] YACHIYO
She really is human.
[09:01] FUGURI
My sister designed the thing, though.
[09:02] YACHIYO
Then why?
[09:03] IORI
By the way, what did you
mean by "artanuki"?
[09:07] MAMI
Are you okay, Yachiyo?!
[09:08] TAMAKO
That sounded like pain!
[09:10] YACHIYO
I appear to be having system troubles.
[09:12] FUGURI
Hey, that's not good!
You need to take breaks!
[09:16] FUGURI
Labor law and all that!
The board can be real sticklers!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
5. Our only vice is service.
6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
10. A true hotel is always storied.
President, Gingarou Hotel
SIGN No Issues Detected
SIGN No Issues Detected
[09:24] YACHIYO
No parts needing urgent replacement.
[09:28] YACHIYO
What's happening to me?
[09:38] PONKO
Huh?
[09:39] PONKO
Yachiyo?!
[09:58] YACHIYO
I've brought you water for your
cooling tank, Doorman Robot.
[10:01] DOORMAN
Thanks, missy,
[10:04] DOORMAN
but that's the 26th time today.
[10:12] DOORMAN
Thinking clearly yet?
[10:16] YACHIYO
I apologize. My AI's been distracted lately.
[10:23] DOORMAN
I'll perform a door divination for you,
just this once.
[10:28] DOORMAN
It opens. It opens not.
[10:31] DOORMAN
It opens. It opens not.
[10:33] DOORMAN
It opens. It opens not.
[10:35] DOORMAN
It opens. It opens not.
[10:38] DOORMAN
It opens. It opens not.
[10:41] DOORMAN
It... o... pens!
[10:49] DOORMAN
See?
[10:57] TAMAKO
The hotel's first-ever extraterrestrial guest
left that here as gift.
[11:01] PONKO
It was a lot smaller than even her at first.
[11:05] IORI
And now it's grown so much.
[11:07] IORI
It's mystical.
[11:08] EV CHECKER
Yo, earthling!
Been waitin' to see ya, babeh!
[11:12] TAMAKO
It's Babeh-boo!
[11:13] EV CHECKER
How ya doin', Ponpokos?
[11:16] EV CHECKER
Where's Yachi-YO?
[11:17] PONKO
She's been bugging out a little.
[11:20] EV CHECKER
Well, that sucks. She's usually on her game.
[11:23] PONKO
She wanted me to ask you to help
our guest with her survey.
[11:28] EV CHECKER
Well, you asked the right bot!
[11:29] EV CHECKER
Ain't no one better for the job
than yours truly!
[11:32] EV CHECKER
Ha!
[11:41] YACHIYO
I really must be malfunctioning.
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[12:12] IORI
Beautiful.
[12:16] EV CHECKER
Take this.
[12:18] EV CHECKER
It's a record of all my environmental checks
from the day humanity left Earth to now.
[12:24] IORI
What?
[12:25] IORI
The whole time?
[12:27] EV CHECKER
Never missed a day.
[12:29] IORI
Thank you so much!
[12:31] IORI
You don't know how much
this data means to humanity!
[12:35] EV CHECKER
And now, my job is done.
[12:39] EV CHECKER
Go ahead and take off that spacesuit.
[12:42] IORI
Huh?
[12:43] EV CHECKER
Earth is safe now.
[12:45] EV CHECKER
It's free of the virus
that threatened the human race.
[12:49] IORI
Uh... What do you mean?
[12:53] EV CHECKER
We have this thing to thank for it.
[12:56] IORI
Is that the same plant that
was in the Gingarou's aquarium?
[12:59] EV CHECKER
Earth is back to how it used to be,
back when you lived here and prospered.
[13:05] EV CHECKER
In fact, the air may be cleaner
than at any other point in history.
[13:10] EV CHECKER
The source?
[13:11] EV CHECKER
Me!
[13:14] EV CHECKER
So, yeah.
[13:15] EV CHECKER
You don't need that spacesuit anymore.
[13:53] EV CHECKER
I'm glad I was able to pass on
that news to you.
[13:57] EV CHECKER
That alone makes it all worth it, babeh.
[14:06] YACHIYO
Humanity's finally back,
[14:10] YACHIYO
and yet I...
[14:13] YACHIYO
I...
[14:35] PONKO
Yachiyo?!
[14:37] YACHIYO
Ponko! I broke!
[14:40] DOORMAN
What?!
[14:41] IORI
Yachiyo, Ponko!
I can take my spacesuit off!
[14:44] PONKO
Huh?
[14:45] IORI
I can even use a shampoo hat!
[14:46] EV CHECKER
Calm down, human!
[14:48] PONKO
Uh, Yachiyo first! What part's broken?
[14:50] YACHIYO
Nothing's broken!
That's what makes it so bad!
[14:53] IORI
Look! I can breathe the air
here now! It's all good!
[14:56] PONKO
Huh?
[14:57] YACHIYO
It's all bad for me!
[14:58] IORI
It's all right now!
[15:00] IORI
We can live on this planet again...
[15:03] IORI
Achoo.
[15:20] YACHIYO
Ms. Tomari?
[15:22] IORI
Yachiyo?
[15:24] YACHIYO
I apologize for losing my cool the other day.
[15:28] YACHIYO
After you collapsed in the lobby,
[15:30] YACHIYO
we had this doctor here look after you.
[15:33] PONSTIN
It seems you've suffered
a severe allergic reaction.
[15:37] IORI
But isn't the virus gone?
[15:40] EV CHECKER
It sounds like you guys
are the ones who changed.
[15:44] IORI
Huh?
[15:45] EV CHECKER
Humans have grown to be incompatible
with Earth's atmosphere.
[15:53] IORI
No...
[15:59] PONKO
I'm glad she's stable now.
[16:01] YACHIYO
Yes. Ponstin did really well.
[16:04] PONKO
Want him to take a look at you too?
[16:06] YACHIYO
Huh?
[16:07] PONKO
You've been acting strange ever
since the human guest showed up.
[16:11] YACHIYO
Right...
[16:13] PONKO
What's the matter?
[16:15] YACHIYO
I'm not happy about it.
[16:19] YACHIYO
We finally received a human guest again—
[16:22] YACHIYO
the very thing we've waited centuries for—
[16:24] YACHIYO
and yet I'm not especially happy about it.
[16:29] YACHIYO
I worked as a hotelier robot all this time
to keep my promise with the owner.
[16:36] YACHIYO
He never returned, even after many
human lifespans' worth of time passed.
[16:43] YACHIYO
But I still wanted to wait here
for human guests to return.
[16:49] YACHIYO
That was how I could keep my promise
to the owner, who left us in charge.
[16:55] YACHIYO
And yet...
[16:57] YACHIYO
I only felt the same delight that I already
get from extraterrestrial guests.
[17:04] YACHIYO
I must be broken beyond repair.
[17:10] PONKO
What's wrong with that?
[17:12] YACHIYO
Sorry?
[17:12] PONKO
What that means is that, in the
centuries since humans left Earth,
[17:18] PONKO
extraterrestrial guests have come to be
just as important as human guests to you.
[17:27] PONKO
It makes sense. You're a hotelier.
[17:30] PONKO
There's nothing weird about that!
[17:34] YACHIYO
You mean I'm not malfunctioning?
[17:37] PONKO
Exactly.
[17:38] PONKO
You've served both human guests and
extraterrestrial guests for so long.
[17:44] PONKO
I think that's a much more impressive feat
than keeping your promise to the owner!
[18:04] YACHIYO
Ms. Tomari.
[18:06] YACHIYO
How are you feeling?
[18:08] IORI
A lot better, thanks to the tanuki doctor.
[18:12] IORI
I'm thinking of leaving today.
[18:16] IORI
Earth no longer belongs to us.
[18:22] IORI
Before I leave, let me experience
what the extraterrestrial guests do...
[18:27] IORI
and have a meal here at your hotel.
[18:33] YACHIYO
Certainly.
[18:38] YACHIYO
Your A5 Nudel hamburg steak.
[18:41] IORI
Nudel? That Nudel?!
[18:43] YACHIYO
Yes. We've succeeded in culturing them
after a guest gave us a larval form.
[18:48] YACHIYO
Enjoy your meal.
[19:04] IORI
Nice and hot.
[19:06] YACHIYO
Here you are.
[19:10] BALLOON ALIEN
This is delightful, truly!
[19:25] IORI
Thank you for having me.
[19:27] YACHIYO
We hope you'll return
with other humans in future.
[19:31] IORI
But... We can no longer live here.
[19:35] YACHIYO
Maybe not, but you could
still make a temporary stay.
[19:38] YACHIYO
Like you did, Ms. Tomari.
[19:41] IORI
Like Earth itself... is a hotel?
[19:46] IORI
I see.
[19:47] IORI
Yeah, you're right!
[19:59] IORI
Thank you so, so much!
[20:04] YACHIYO
We eagerly await your next stay with us!
[20:13] IORI
Yachiyo!
[20:14] IORI
I'll be back very soon!
Please keep the hotel running until then!
[20:21] YACHIYO
Wha?
[20:30] YACHIYO
Please wait!
[20:33] YACHIYO
When is "very soon"? Answer me!
[20:36] YACHIYO
You'll "be back very soon"?
When will that be?!
[20:43] YACHIYO
Hey! Get your ass back here!
[20:46] YACHIYO
Give me a more specific timeline!
[20:49] YACHIYO
Hey! Wipe that smile off your face!
[20:51] YACHIYO
When is "soon"? How many years
does that face imply?!
[20:55] YACHIYO
Answer me!
[20:57] YACHIYO
Why do you always skip the important details?!
[21:05] YACHIYO
Humans are so stupid!
[21:16] YACHIYOAI
Extra Mission
"Call a Guest Stupid" complete.
SIGN Easter Egg Program
Extra Mission
"Call a Guest Stupid" complete.
New function "Whistle" unlocked.
[21:21] YACHIYOAI
New function "Whistle" unlocked.
[22:08] [SONG] CREDITS
Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
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