Season 1

1 - A True Hotel Is Always Storied

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[00:01] AD NARRATOR
    Welcome to Ginza, a town where
    tradition meets the bleeding edge.
[00:06] AD NARRATOR
    Whether you're here for business, tourism,
    or a celebration with your loved ones,
[00:10] AD NARRATOR
    we're pleased to provide
    the best in world-class comfort
[00:15] AD NARRATOR
    here at the Gingarou Hotel.
[00:19] AD NARRATOR
    At our core lies a desire
    to offer you, our beloved guests,
[00:23] AD NARRATOR
    our heartfelt hospitality and our
    brightest smiles, every single day.
[00:26] AD NARRATOR
    Our commitment to innovation made us one
    of the earliest adopters of hotelier robots,
[00:32] AD NARRATOR
    which will be there to serve you with
    discretion and flawless attention to detail.
[00:36] AD NARRATOR
    And we hope our promise of maintaining
    a clean and chic ambiance around the clock
[00:41] AD NARRATOR
    will make your stay with us
    a calming and pleasant experience.
[00:46] TALKINGHEAD
    While it's difficult to determine whether
    the phenomenon identified in Mexico is a virus,
[00:51] TALKINGHEAD
    we cannot dismiss the possibility
    of it spreading globally.
[00:54] ANCHOR 1
    Due to the way the mutagen works,
    vascular plants—pteridophytes in particular—
SIGN    Wed.
SIGN    Series of Mysterious Ape Deaths in South America
[00:58] ANCHOR 1
    are polluting the air
    at increasingly alarming levels.
[01:01] AD NARRATOR
    We have a wide variety of rooms
    tailored to your every need.
[01:05] AD NARRATOR
    The rooftop garden serves not only
    as the perfect spot for rest and relaxation
[01:10] AD NARRATOR
    but also as a bookable venue
    included in wedding and party packages.
SIGN    Consumption Tax Hits 50%
SIGN    Sudden Primate Deaths Linked to Pteridophytes?
SIGN    Astrology Council Chief Yarisawa Press Conference
SIGN    Lem Receives Fiasco Science Award
SIGN    Paper Zoo Finally Opens
[01:14] ANCHOR 2
    Due to the increase of
    infortunium pollution globally—
[01:17] AD NARRATOR
    Make an unforgettable memory
    with your loved ones...
[01:20] ANCHOR 2
    Extinction is a very real—
[01:21] AD NARRATOR
    ...right here in this exclusive location.
[01:23] ANCHOR 2
    It appears to also be dangerous to humans.
[01:25] ANCHOR 3
    Please ensure that all buildings
    and indoor spaces are sealed airtight,
[01:29] ANCHOR 3
    and always wear a protective mask
    when stepping outdoors.
[01:33] AD NARRATOR
    We're certain that both domestic
    and international guests...
[01:36] ANCHOR 1
    Construction on the undersea and space
    shelters are proceeding at a rapid pace.
[01:40] AD NARRATOR
    ...will enjoy our best-in-class selection
    of activity and lounge spaces.
[01:46] ANCHOR 2
    Earlier today, the first wave
    of Earth escapees arrived
SIGN    Breaking
    Earth Escape Scheme
    Arrival at Space Shelter
SIGN    The first step toward life in outer space. What lies in humanity's future?
[01:49] ANCHOR 2
    at the space shelter station.
[01:51] ANCHOR 2
    Construction of interstellar arks is on track.
[01:54] ANCHOR 3
    The applicants accepted for the 18th wave
    of Earth escapees have been announced.
SIGN    Breaking
SIGN    18th Wave of the Earth Escape Scheme Announced Today
[01:58] ANCHOR 3
    Many successful applicants
    were attacked following the news.
[02:02] ANCHOR 1
    The WHO has announced that infortunium
    pollution has reached 0.9 percent.
[02:08] ANCHOR 1
    It is essentially considered impossible
    to directly breathe the air on Earth anymore.
[02:13] OFFICIAL
    No! Get the medic!
[02:23] AD NARRATOR
    Driven by tradition and innovation,
[02:28] AD NARRATOR
    the Gingarou Hotel...
[02:35] AD NARRATOR
    is ready to welcome you
    with unrivaled service.
[04:43] YACHIYO
    Here you go.
[04:56] YACHIYO
    Doorman Robot.
[04:58] YACHIYO
    Are you all right now?
[05:05] DOORMAN
    I did it again, huh?
[05:08] YACHIYO
    We really should find you some coolant soon.
[05:12] DOORMAN
    Sorry to make you use our water reserves.
[05:15] YACHIYO
    I don't mind going to collect more.
[05:17] YACHIYO
    However, I must ask you to limit
    how much you open and close our doors.
[05:21] DOORMAN
    Easy for you to say, missy,
    but opening doors is my very purpose.
[05:26] DOORMAN
    Every single time, before I even realize,
[05:29] DOORMAN
    I've opened them already.
[05:31] YACHIYO
    But what's the point if you're
    overheated when a guest arrives?
[05:36] DOORMAN
    Missy, I simply cannot stand the thought
    of a door remaining unopened all day long.
[05:41] YACHIYO
    You certainly are stubborn, Doorman Robot.
[05:44] DOORMAN
    Don't bother trying to talk this
    old-timer down. You'll be late for work.
[05:47] DOORMAN
    Hurry up and go inside.
[05:49] YACHIYO
    Don't!
[05:50] YACHIYO
    I'm not a guest.
    I can open the doors myself.
[05:53] YACHIYO
    And I've said that 4,682 times now.
[06:19] YACHIYO
    Good morning, team.
[06:22] YACHIYO
    Today is April the 12th, 2157.
[06:25] YACHIYO
    As your acting acting manager,
    I hereby begin our daily morning stand-up,
[06:29] YACHIYO
    starting with the roll call.
[06:32] YACHIYO
    Flycatcher Robot.
[06:34] YACHIYO
    Cleaner Robot A, Cleaner Robot B.
[06:36] YACHIYO
    Doorman Robot.
[06:38] YACHIYO
    Cook Robot.
[06:39] YACHIYO
    Bartender Robot.
[06:41] YACHIYO
    Gardener Robot.
[06:44] YACHIYO
    Porter Robot.
[06:47] YACHIYO
    Maintenance Robot.
[06:50] YACHIYO
    Driller Robot.
[06:54] YACHIYO
    Driller Robot?
[06:56] YACHIYO
    No response to roll call.
    Late by 7 minutes and 28 seconds, unexcused.
[07:00] YACHIYO
    GPS location indicates it is
    at the planned hot spring site.
[07:03] YACHIYO
    Has it not returned since yesterday?
[07:07] YACHIYO
    Proceeding with daily updates.
[07:09] YACHIYO
    Current guests: zero.
[07:12] YACHIYO
    Check-ins scheduled today: zero.
[07:15] YACHIYO
    Yesterday's website view count: zero.
[07:18] YACHIYO
    We have failed to hit the daily goal.
[07:19] YACHIYO
    Our goal for this month
    is a total of 1,440 stays.
[07:22] YACHIYO
    We are presently 1,440 short.
[07:24] YACHIYO
    Team leads, you have the floor.
[07:31] YACHIYO
    Understood.
[07:32] YACHIYO
    Maintenance Robot, conduct both a tap
    and infrared inspection on the western face.
[07:38] YACHIYO
    Cook Robot, venison might
    be better in that case.
[07:42] YACHIYO
    Gardener Robot, we'll have to
    pull them out, unfortunately.
[07:47] YACHIYO
    Flycatcher Robot,
    that might be a new breed of fly.
[07:50] YACHIYO
    Take a biological sample.
[07:52] YACHIYO
    Anything else?
[07:55] YACHIYO
    Proceeding to recite
    the Ten Commandments of Gingarou.
[07:58] YACHIYO
    First: Aim to be the number one
    hotel in the galaxy.
[08:02] YACHIYO
    Second: Food and etiquette
    are mainstays of culture.
[08:06] YACHIYO
    Third: Bookmark today's page
    in our guests' lives.
[08:11] YACHIYO
    Fourth: A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
[08:15] YACHIYO
    Fifth: Our only vice is service.
[08:15] DOORMAN
    Fifth: Our only vice is service.
[08:20] YACHIYO
    Sixth: Tradition evolves with
    innovation and experimentation.
[08:24] YACHIYO
    Seventh: Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
[08:29] YACHIYO
    Eighth: Provide unlimited
    hospitality in limited time.
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SIGN    The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
    
    1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
    2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
    3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
    4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
    5. Our only vice is service.
    6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
    7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
    8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
    9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
    10. A true hotel is always storied.
    
    President, Gingarou Hotel
[08:34] YACHIYO
    Ninth: Bow down deep but always aim high.
[08:39] YACHIYO
    Tenth: A true hotel is always storied.
SIGN    ...is always storied.
[08:44] YACHIYO
    We aim to offer our beloved guests
    our heartfelt hospitality
[08:47] YACHIYO
    and our brightest smiles, every single day.
SIGN    New Reservations: 0
    Check-Ins: 0
[09:38] YACHIYO
    Stains, none.
[09:39] YACHIYO
    Droplets, none.
[09:40] YACHIYO
    Mold, none.
[09:41] YACHIYO
    Amenities, good.
[09:42] YACHIYO
    Shampoo hat, good.
[09:45] YACHIYO
    Guest room inspections
    completed on schedule again.
[09:49] YACHIYO
    Scheduled check-ins
    remain unchanged at zero.
[09:54] YACHIYO
    I have a feeling we'll get
    a walk-in guest today.
[10:28] YACHIYO
    Are you all right, Doorman Robot?
[10:31] DOORMAN
    I did it again, huh?
[10:33] YACHIYO
    Is there any way I can
    convince you to refrain?
[10:35] DOORMAN
    Sorry. It's just who I am.
[10:39] YACHIYO
    I'll go check on Driller Robot.
[10:44] YACHIYO
    Flycatcher Robot,
    you're in charge while I'm away.
SIGN    Planned Hot Spring Site
SIGN    Gingarou Hotel
[10:59] YACHIYO
    Driller Robot.
[11:01] YACHIYO
    You should inform me beforehand
    if you intend to skip the daily stand-up.
[11:06] YACHIYO
    Driller Robot!
[11:38] YACHIYO
    Batch processing for the day complete.
[11:42] YACHIYO
    Please take over.
[11:48] YACHIYO
    Acting Acting Manager's log, day 36,475.
[11:52] YACHIYO
    At 5:22 PM today,
    Driller Robot was found inoperative.
[11:56] YACHIYO
    We currently have no spares of the damaged
    components and no way to procure them.
[12:02] YACHIYO
    A restart is impossible.
[12:04] YACHIYO
    As of today...
[12:05] YACHIYO
    at 6:37 PM, in accordance with chapter 8,
    article 40 of hotel regulations,
[12:11] YACHIYO
    Driller Robot is considered
    to be on indefinite leave.
[12:15] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    Thank you for everything.
[12:18] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    You may rest now.
[12:22] YACHIYO
    We received no guests again today.
[12:24] YACHIYO
    We will remain on standby
    for humanity's return.
SIGN    Operational Records
SIGN    Operational Records
SIGN    Operational Records
SIGN    Operational Records
SIGN    Operational Records
SIGN    Operational Records
SIGN    Operational Records
SIGN    Operational Records
[12:54] (Flashback) OWNER
    I tried to fight through it precisely
    because of the state the world is in,
[12:57] (Flashback) OWNER
    but it looks like time's almost up.
[12:59] (Flashback) OWNER
    I'll let you run things for a while.
[13:03] (Flashback) OWNER
    We're only evacuating to space
    for a few years, after all.
[13:06] (Flashback) OWNER
    I'll be back in no time.
[13:09] (Flashback) OWNER
    Until then, I leave the hotel
    in your capable hands.
[13:13] (Flashback) ROBOTS
    You can count on us, Owner.
[13:19] YACHIYO
    Tomorrow's the day.
[13:22] YACHIYO
    I get the feeling they'll be back tomorrow.
SIGN    A True Hotel Is Always Storied
[13:40] YACHIYO
    Good morning, team.
[13:42] YACHIYO
    Today is April the 13th, 2157.
[13:45] YACHIYO
    As your acting acting manager,
    I hereby begin our daily morning stand-up.
[13:49] YACHIYO
    Before roll call,
[13:51] YACHIYO
    I must inform you that Driller Robot
    was placed on indefinite leave yesterday.
[13:56] YACHIYO
    I'll take over the drilling work
    at the planned hot spring site.
[13:59] YACHIYO
    You probably can't handle it
    with your form factors.
[14:03] YACHIYO
    And I'll be able to make time
    for it between my other tasks.
[14:07] YACHIYO
    Huh? Doorman Robot could?
[14:15] YACHIYO
    Listen well, team.
[14:17] YACHIYO
    Doorman Robot must always be there
    to welcome our guests at any time!
[14:21] YACHIYO
    What if a guest arrives
    and the hotel's doors remain closed?
[14:26] YACHIYO
    Can a Gingarou Hotel that doesn't open its
    doors still be called the Gingarou Hotel?
[14:31] YACHIYO
    No, it would no longer be the Gingarou...
[14:40] YACHIYO
    No, it would no longer be the Gingarou Hotel.
[14:44] YACHIYO
    Why? Because the Gingarou Hotel's
    doors are always open.
[14:48] YACHIYO
    I ask you, then: who opens those doors?
[14:50] YACHIYO
    It's Doorman Robot.
[14:51] DOORMAN
    There!
[14:51] YACHIYO
    Nobody else can handle the bars
    with such precision
[14:55] DOORMAN
    Hah!
[14:55] YACHIYO
    and open the Gingarou Hotel's doors at the
    optimal speed—at least to my knowledge.
[14:59] YACHIYO
    It may seem like a simple task,
    but not anyone can do it.
[15:03] YACHIYO
    Therefore, the best candidate to take over
    the drilling work is me and not him.
[15:11] YACHIYO
    What is it, Flycatcher Robot?
[15:15] YACHIYO
    No need to worry. We will have guests.
[15:22] YACHIYO
    Humanity will definitely return to Earth.
[15:28] YACHIYO
    Now, let's take care of business as usual.
[15:31] YACHIYO
    Offer our guests our heartfelt hospitality
    and our brightest smiles.
[15:41] YACHIYO
    Good.
[15:45] YACHIYO
    Good!
[16:04] YACHIYO
    It seems I'm running behind schedule.
[16:16] YACHIYO
    My systems are all green.
    There is no problem.
[16:19] YACHIYO
    I'm fine.
[16:21] YACHIYO
    Stains, none.
[16:22] YACHIYO
    Droplets, none.
[16:23] YACHIYO
    Mold, none.
[16:24] YACHIYO
    Amenities, good.
[16:24] YACHIYO
    Shampoo hat, gone.
[16:29] YACHIYO
    Stains, none. Droplets, none.
    Mold, none. Amenities, good.
[16:31] YACHIYO
    Shampoo hat, gone.
[16:36] YACHIYO
    Shampoo hat, gone.
[16:37] YACHIYO
    Shampoo hat, gone!
[16:38] YACHIYO
    Shampoo hat, gone!
[16:39] YACHIYO
    Gone! Gone! Gone! Gone! Gone!
[16:55] YACHIYO
    Emergency alert. Emergency alert.
[16:58] YACHIYO
    Missing shampoo hat in Room 405's bathroom.
[17:05] YACHIYO
    Starting emergency program.
[17:08] YACHIYO
    Checking shampoo hat stock...
[17:11] YACHIYO
    Checking linen and storage
    rooms on every floor.
[17:13] YACHIYO
    No stock on the first,
    second, or third floors.
SIGN    Out of Stock
SIGN    Out of Stock
SIGN    Out of Stock
[17:15] YACHIYO
    No stock on the fourth, fifth,
    sixth, or seventh floors.
SIGN    Out of Stock
SIGN    Out of Stock
SIGN    Out of Stock
SIGN    Out of Stock
[17:17] YACHIYO
    No stock in the underground storage.
    No reserve stock.
[17:21] YACHIYO
    Starting operation simulator.
[17:23] YACHIYO
    Conclusion drawn from 127,847,592
    different simulations...
[17:28] YACHIYO
    A lack of shampoo hats causes guest
    satisfaction to fall to zero percent.
[17:33] YACHIYO
    Repeat customer rate falls to zero percent.
[17:35] YACHIYO
    Five-star reviews fall to zero percent.
[17:37] YACHIYO
    As a result, the Gingarou Hotel's
    chance of survival...
[17:42] YACHIYO
    is zero percent.
[17:44] YACHIYO
    Team!
[17:45] YACHIYO
    We are faced with the biggest crisis since
    mankind departed Earth over a century ago!
[17:49] YACHIYO
    Without shampoo hats,
    our hotel will go out of business!
[17:54] YACHIYO
    Whether our guests have hair
    or not is irrelevant!
[17:57] YACHIYO
    These things exist to prevent shampoo
    from getting into their eyes!
[18:01] YACHIYO
    "Make them"?!
[18:02] YACHIYO
    We only carry shampoo hats from our supplier,
    a historic specialty store!
[18:06] YACHIYO
    A Gingarou Hotel without those very
    shampoo hats is no Gingarou Hotel at all!
[18:12] YACHIYO
    We will temporarily pause usual operations
    and conduct a Ginza-wide search.
[18:19] YACHIYO
    Leave no stone unturned!
    Search every nook and cranny!
[18:22] YACHIYO
    We must find that shampoo hat at all costs!
[18:27] YACHIYO
    I told you to stop opening
    the damn door for no reason!
[18:45] YACHIYO
    Doorman Robot.
[18:46] YACHIYO
    Why did you take that shampoo hat?
[18:49] YACHIYO
    Depending on your answer,
    the consequences may be severe.
[18:54] DOORMAN
    Missy, you know how you splash me with water?
[18:57] YACHIYO
    Huh?
[18:58] DOORMAN
    I happen to have a slight distaste for water.
[19:02] YACHIYO
    You don't like me pouring water
    over you? That's your reason?
[19:06] DOORMAN
    I mean, you certainly don't
    hold back when you do it.
[19:10] YACHIYO
    I'll give you that.
[19:13] YACHIYO
    But why didn't you tell me it bothers you?
[19:15] DOORMAN
    It's not always easy to speak your mind.
[19:20] DOORMAN
    That's just how people are.
[19:22] YACHIYO
    Okay, but we're not people.
[19:24] DOORMAN
    We're not.
[19:26] DOORMAN
    That's exactly why those of us in the hotel
    business want to learn what makes them tick.
[19:31] YACHIYO
    I agree, but what does that have to do
    with your door-opening practice?
[19:35] DOORMAN
    My skills will go rusty.
[19:38] DOORMAN
    Let's say I didn't open
    any doors for two hours.
[19:40] DOORMAN
    How long do you think it would take me
    to get my groove back after that?
[19:45] YACHIYO
    After two hours of not doing it?
    An hour, maybe?
[19:50] DOORMAN
    It's two years.
[19:51] YACHIYO
    Two years...
[19:53] DOORMAN
    I just want to give the guests
    who choose this hotel
[19:57] DOORMAN
    the best damn door opening possible.
[20:00] DOORMAN
    That's all I want.
[20:02] DOORMAN
    That's really all I want.
[20:12] YACHIYO
    It's over.
[20:13] YACHIYO
    What kind of hotel offers a room
    without a shampoo hat?
[20:18] YACHIYO
    There isn't one.
[20:19] YACHIYO
    It's over.
[20:21] YACHIYO
    What kind of acting acting manager doesn't
    understand how her subordinates feel?
[20:28] YACHIYO
    There's one right here.
[20:30] YACHIYO
    It's valuable data. I should store it safely.
[20:33] YACHIYO
    It's all over.
[20:34] YACHIYO
    I couldn't keep the promise
    we made to the owner.
[20:38] YACHIYO
    I failed to receive any guests,
[20:41] YACHIYO
    and I failed to keep the hotel running
    until humanity's return.
[20:45] YACHIYO
    Today is the day it all ends
    for the Gingarou Hotel.
[20:54] YACHIYO
    I told you, stop opening
    the door for no reason!
[21:12] (Flashback) OWNER
    Until then, I leave the hotel
    in your capable hands.
[21:21] YACHIYO
    We've been eagerly awaiting your return.
[21:55] YACHIYO
    We offer our beloved guests
[21:57] YACHIYO
    our heartfelt hospitality and our
    brightest smiles, every single day.
[22:00] YACHIYO
    Welcome to...
[22:01] YACHIYO
    the Gingarou Hotel.
SIGN    Episode 1
    
    A True Hotel Is Always Storied
SIGN    Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
SIGN    Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini

2 - Tradition Evolves With Innovation and Experimentation

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[00:07] YACHIYO
    We offer our beloved guests
[00:09] YACHIYO
    our heartfelt hospitality and
    our brightest smiles, every single day.
[00:13] YACHIYO
    Welcome to... the Gingarou Hotel.
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Tradition Evolves With Innovation
    and Experimentation
[01:56] YACHIYO
    I don't believe we have a reservation for you.
    Do you need a room for the night?
SIGN    No Matches
SIGN    No Matches
SIGN    No Matches
SIGN    No Matches
[02:19] YACHIYO
    Goshukuhaku de yoroshii desu ka?
[02:22] YACHIYO
    Qingwen nin shi yao zhusu ma?
[02:26] YACHIYO
    Souhaitez-vous passer la nuit ici ?
[02:29] YACHIYO
    Desidera pernottare qui?
[02:31] YACHIYO
    Kya aapko raat ke liye ek kamra chahiye?
[02:41] YACHIYO
    Okay, what now?
[02:43] YACHIYO
    Do you need somewhere to sleep?
[02:52] YACHIYO
    So you do need somewhere to sleep.
[02:58] YACHIYO
    We'd be delighted to help you.
[03:00] YACHIYO
    Please fill out this registration card, then.
[03:10] YACHIYO
    Please fill this out.
[03:23] YACHIYO
    Sir, I'm sorry to ask,
[03:25] YACHIYO
    but could you please state your name verbally?
[03:30] YACHIYO
    I'm Ya-chi-yo.
[03:33] YACHIYO
    You are?
[03:37] YACHIYO
    Mr. Nojyujarmar. Is that right?
[03:43] YACHIYO
    Understood, Mr. Nojyujarmar.
[03:55] YACHIYO
    Here's your room key.
[04:07] YACHIYO
    Huh?
[04:13] YACHIYO
    I understand.
[04:14] YACHIYO
    I'll show you to your room.
[04:42] YACHIYO
    This is your room for the night.
[04:46] YACHIYO
    Please feel free to use
    the appliances and amenities.
[04:49] YACHIYO
    We'll replenish them during cleaning,
    so you needn't trouble yourself.
[04:54] YACHIYO
    This contains the rules for our hotel
[04:57] YACHIYO
    and instructions on how to use
    our various facilities.
[05:00] YACHIYO
    But please feel free to contact me
    if you need anything.
[05:04] YACHIYO
    In addition...
[05:06] YACHIYO
    Our restaurant is available to you.
SIGN    3F Restaurant
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Welcome to Stella Maris.
    Our goal is to present to our guests flavors
    that are a fusion of traditional and contemporary.
    Be it a casual lunch, a romantic dinner, or a special celebration,
    we hope to help you create an unforgettable memory
    that lasts for the ages. Our robot chefs, programmed with recipes
    from all eras all across the globe, are ready to serve you a wide
    variety of dishes with an Italian touch. Japanese traditional cuisine
    as well as new-age robotic creations alike will be prepared for you
    using fresh ingredients procured locally in Ginza. We strive to satisfy
    your cravings with the perfect selection from a wide-ranging menu.
[05:09] YACHIYO
    Please stop by whenever
    you need anything to eat.
[05:23] YACHIYO
    This is your bathroom.
[05:29] YACHIYO
    That's right! We have shampoo hats!
[05:32] YACHIYO
    You wish to use it, I assume?
[05:38] YACHIYO
    Huh?
[05:41] YACHIYO
    You do wish to use a shampoo hat, yes?
[05:47] YACHIYO
    I have big news, team!
[05:49] YACHIYO
    We actually can run this hotel
    with a room missing its shampoo hat!
[05:52] YACHIYO
    As of today, Room 405 is designated
    exclusively for extraterrestrial guests!
[05:56] DOORMAN
    Hold on, missy.
[05:57] DOORMAN
    Do extraterrestrials even count as guests?
[06:02] YACHIYO
    Huh?
[06:06] YACHIYO
    True, we do not allow animals
    to stay with us, even as pets.
[06:09] YACHIYO
    However, as our regulations do not
    touch upon extraterrestrial beings,
[06:14] YACHIYO
    we cannot treat them the same as animals.
[06:17] YACHIYO
    As a special measure, we'll update
    how we define hotel guests
[06:20] YACHIYO
    and add extraterrestrials to the category.
[06:24] YACHIYO
    As guests, they must be offered
    the fullest extent of our hotel's service.
[06:36] YACHIYO
    With that said, let's offer
    our first guest in a century
[06:39] YACHIYO
    our heartfelt hospitality
    and our brightest smiles.
[06:52] YACHIYO
    Your main course is ready.
[07:20] YACHIYO
    Did you enjoy your meal?
[07:25] YACHIYO
    Would you like to have more of the same?
[07:36] YACHIYO
    Welcome back.
[07:41] YACHIYO
    Your clothes appear to be worse for wear.
[07:44] YACHIYO
    Would you like to avail yourself
    of our laundry service?
[07:54] YACHIYO
    Sir.
[07:55] YACHIYO
    Your laundry is ready.
[08:11] DOORMAN
    Why wouldn't he let me
    open the doors for him?
[09:02] YACHIYO
    Today marks the third day of his stay,
[09:05] YACHIYO
    but I'm not sure if he's satisfied
    with his experience.
[09:09] YACHIYO
    I don't know if we've really
    been able to communicate.
[09:14] YACHIYO
    Sure, it stands to reason that he
    would leave if he was unhappy,
[09:18] YACHIYO
    but it's not like there are any
    other hotels operating in this area.
[09:24] YACHIYO
    Doorman Robot?!
[09:31] YACHIYO
    What is this?
[09:36] EV CHECKER
    What a surprise!
[09:38] EV CHECKER
    A hotel still running 'round these parts?
    I don't believe it!
SIGN    Tradition Evolves With Innovation
    and Experimentation
[09:57] YACHIYO
    Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
[09:59] EV CHECKER
    Hey! "Welcome," you say?
[10:02] EV CHECKER
    Stop that. I'm no guest, babeh.
[10:05] YACHIYO
    Huh?
[10:06] EV CHECKER
    Before introductions, may I ask...
[10:09] EV CHECKER
    Is this dude gonna be okay?
[10:14] DOORMAN
    Thanks as always, missy.
[10:17] EV CHECKER
    What, does this keep happening?
[10:20] YACHIYO
    I wish I could help somehow...
[10:23] DOORMAN
    I couldn't ask for a better way to go out
    than while opening doors for our guests.
[10:27] YACHIYO
    Well, apparently he's not a guest.
[10:29] DOORMAN
    What?!
[10:30] EV CHECKER
    Close call, eh?
[10:33] YACHIYO
    So, who are you?
[10:34] EV CHECKER
    Who am I? You ask who I am?!
[10:38] EV CHECKER
    You stand before the great
     Environment Checker Robot!
[10:44] YACHIYO
    "Environment Checker," you say?
[10:46] EV CHECKER
    Yes!
[10:48] EV CHECKER
    As humanity said goodbye to Earth,
[10:50] EV CHECKER
    they stationed some bots across the globe,
    hoping to return someday!
[10:54] EV CHECKER
    And that is us, the Environment Checker Robots!
[10:57] YACHIYO
    Across the globe...
[10:59] EV CHECKER
    For years, we partied hard
    over the airwaves,
[11:02] EV CHECKER
    but I even lost contact with the
    one in Oceania a while back.
[11:07] EV CHECKER
    Now I'm a standalone bot.
[11:09] EV CHECKER
    I'm the only one left that can check
    the planet's elements like air and water,
[11:13] EV CHECKER
    and decide if they're suitable
    for human life to prosper!
[11:17] EV CHECKER
    Truly a symbol of hope for all mankind!
[11:20] YACHIYO
    Hope...
[11:21] EV CHECKER
    Exactamundo!
[11:22] EV CHECKER
    And lately, the environment around here's
    undergone a drastic change.
[11:27] EV CHECKER
    I went, "Yo, what's happening?"
    and came to take a look-see.
[11:31] EV CHECKER
    And what do I find?
    Some strange ship flying around...
[11:34] EV CHECKER
    What's more, its pilot
    was still alive and on the move.
[11:38] EV CHECKER
    Which brings us to now:
[11:39] EV CHECKER
    I am here!
[11:42] EV CHECKER
    Anything show up lately?
[11:45] YACHIYO
    Only our guest.
[11:51] YACHIYO
    It seems he came here from another planet.
[11:54] EV CHECKER
    That's totally the owner of that ship!
[11:58] EV CHECKER
    What is he doing?
[11:59] YACHIYO
    No clue.
[12:01] EV CHECKER
    Okay, I'll get rid of him in a jiffy.
[12:08] YACHIYO
    Wait a second!
[12:10] EV CHECKER
    Don't you worry.
    We were programmed with this function.
[12:14] YACHIYO
    That is a guest of this hotel!
[12:17] EV CHECKER
    Can you say for sure that he's
    a welcome guest for Earth too?
[12:20] YACHIYO
    Huh?
[12:26] EV CHECKER
    Get blown to smithereens.
[12:30] YACHIYO
    You mustn't. Whatever his objective,
[12:34] YACHIYO
    he is still a guest of this hotel!
[12:39] EV CHECKER
    Okay.
[12:40] EV CHECKER
    I won't do anything
    as long as he's your guest.
[12:45] EV CHECKER
    But the moment he's not, he goes bang.
[12:49] EV CHECKER
    I'm gonna stick around for a while, babeh.
[13:31] EV CHECKER
    Hey, Yachi-YO!
[13:33] EV CHECKER
    I wanna ask ya,
    what're you still doing this for?
[13:37] EV CHECKER
    There ain't a single human around anymore.
[13:39] YACHIYO
    We'd keep this hotel up and running
    until the day humanity returns.
[13:44] YACHIYO
    That's the promise we made with the owner.
[13:46] EV CHECKER
    Ha! Are you serious?
[13:49] YACHIYO
    What?
[13:51] EV CHECKER
    Over the past century or so,
    I've checked my assigned area
[13:55] EV CHECKER
    and sent hundreds of thousands of
    environmental reports to outer space.
[14:01] YACHIYO
    To this day?
[14:02] EV CHECKER
    I send frequent reports.
[14:04] YACHIYO
    And what is humanity saying?
[14:06] EV CHECKER
    For the past few decades...
[14:09] EV CHECKER
    I haven't gotten a single response.
[14:11] YACHIYO
    Huh?
[14:12] EV CHECKER
    No word at all! Absolutely nothing!
[14:15] EV CHECKER
    The probability of humanity returning
    in the next 100 years is 0.000000002%!
[14:22] EV CHECKER
    Source: me!
[14:25] EV CHECKER
    And forget coming back—
    we don't even know if they've survived.
SIGN    aaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAA
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[14:44] EV CHECKER
    What?!
[14:47] YACHIYO
    It's all over.
[14:49] YACHIYO
    Humanity's not coming back.
[14:52] YACHIYO
    I don't understand our guest.
[14:55] YACHIYO
    It's all over.
[14:58] EV CHECKER
    Maybe I shouldn't've told her?
[15:01] EV CHECKER
    Ouch!
[15:13] YACHIYO
    Here you are.
[15:15] YACHIYO
    Scorpionfish and lobster poêlé.
[15:40] YACHIYO
    Welcome back.
[15:50] YACHIYO
    Please enjoy your stay.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
    
    1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
    2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
    3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
    4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
    5. Our only vice is service.
    6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
    7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
    8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
    9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
    10. A true hotel is always storied.
    
    President, Gingarou Hotel
[15:59] YACHIYO
    As always, let us welcome our guests
    with a smile today.
[16:04] YACHIYO
    Offer our beloved guests our heartfelt
    hospitality and our brightest smiles.
[16:18] EV CHECKER
    Hey!
[16:19] EV CHECKER
    That alien's gonna die
    before I get to kill him!
[16:34] EV CHECKER
    Wha?
[16:54] (Flashback) OWNER
    I hear you got a real dressing-down.
[16:58] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    The guest yelled at me for
    42 minutes and 7 seconds,
[17:01] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    and the assistant manager for
    78 minutes and 24 seconds.
[17:06] (Flashback) OWNER
    Sounds like a rough time.
[17:09] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    It seems I'm defective.
    I do not understand the needs of our guests.
[17:14] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    Please dispose of me at once.
[17:18] (Flashback) OWNER
    When I first mentioned introducing
    you robots into the hotel's operations,
[17:23] (Flashback) OWNER
    lots of people laughed at me,
    saying it was impossible—
[17:26] (Flashback) OWNER
    that there was a zero percent
    probability of success.
[17:29] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    Zero percent?
[17:31] (Flashback) OWNER
    Yes. But I went ahead with it anyway.
[17:35] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    Why is that?
[17:37] (Flashback) OWNER
    When it comes to humans
    and robots coexisting,
[17:39] (Flashback) OWNER
    calculating the probabilities
    isn't the way to go.
[17:42] (Flashback) OWNER
    You consider the possibilities.
[17:45] (Flashback) OWNER
    Listen, let this be
    the one thing you take away.
[17:54] EV CHECKER
    Hey, did you break?
[17:59] YACHIYO
    Possibilities over probabilities!
[18:04] EV CHECKER
    And what do ya mean by that?
[18:06] YACHIYO
    According to my AI,
[18:08] YACHIYO
    the Gingarou Hotel stood a zero percent
    chance of survival without a shampoo hat.
[18:13] YACHIYO
    But our alien guest didn't
    need a shampoo hat at all.
[18:18] EV CHECKER
    And?
[18:19] YACHIYO
    That's it.
[18:22] EV CHECKER
    I don't get it, babeh.
[18:28] YACHIYO
    Harmony, respect, purity, and tranquility—
    the four crucial elements of tea ceremonies.
[18:33] YACHIYO
    Welcome and respect one another,
    approach everything with purity of heart,
[18:39] YACHIYO
    and finally, maintain a calm
    and peaceful mind at all times.
[18:44] YACHIYO
    These words open up the possibility of coming
    to an understanding with anyone you meet.
[18:49] YACHIYO
    That's what the owner said to me.
[18:52] (Flashback) OWNER
    Listen, let this be
    the one thing you take away.
[18:55] (Flashback) OWNER
    Instead of the probability
    your wish won't be granted,
[18:58] (Flashback) OWNER
    believe in the possibility of it coming true.
[19:00] (Flashback) OWNER
    Feel free to let your AI guide you on your way.
[19:05] (Flashback) OWNER
    Just like tea does in these ceremonies.
[19:15] YACHIYO
    Help yourself.
[19:53] YACHIYO
    How did you enjoy your time with us?
[20:06] YACHIYO
    Is this a gift for us?
[20:23] YACHIYO
    Sir.
[20:25] YACHIYO
    Please wait.
[20:28] YACHIYO
    We haven't settled the bill yet.
SIGN    Receipt
SIGN    Total Amount
SIGN    for
SIGN    the duration of stay
SIGN    We confirm receipt of the above amount.
SIGN    Breakdown
    Amount (tax excl.)
    Consumption Tax
[20:31] YACHIYO
    Here is your total bill for the room
    and the various services.
[20:43] YACHIYO
    You don't have any money?
[20:49] EV CHECKER
    Okay, so he's not a guest.
[20:51] EV CHECKER
    Time to get rid of him, babeh!
[20:52] YACHIYO
    No.
[20:57] YACHIYO
    This is an Earth currency.
[21:07] YACHIYO
    I, along with all of our staff,
    eagerly await your next stay with us.
[21:15] EV CHECKER
    Ha! His next stay, huh?
[21:18] YACHIYO
    Yes. Once a guest, forever a guest.
[21:36] YACHIYO
    Good work, team.
[21:39] YACHIYO
    Let's make sure we provide the utmost
    hospitality to our next guest as well.
[21:43] DOORMAN
    Right.
[21:49] YACHIYOAI
    Extra Mission "Receive an
    Alien Guest" complete.
SIGN    Easter Egg Program
    Extra Mission
    "Receive an Alien Guest" complete.
    New function "Water Kettle" unlocked.
[21:53] YACHIYOAI
    New function "Water Kettle" unlocked.
[21:59] EV CHECKER
    Wow!
[22:01] EV CHECKER
    That'll make eatin' instant noodles a breeze!
[22:03] EV CHECKER
    Yeehaw!

3 - A Smile Is the Ultimate Ambiance

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[00:00] YACHIYO
    Team leads, you have the floor.
[00:06] YACHIYO
    Right. It has been almost fifty years since
    our last guest—the first in a century.
[00:14] YACHIYO
    Of course. We waited a whole century once,
    so let's give it another fifty years again.
[00:21] YACHIYO
    Anything else?
[00:24] YACHIYO
    As always, let us welcome our guests
    with a smile today.
[00:29] YACHIYO
    Offer our beloved guests our heartfelt
    hospitality and our brightest smiles.
SIGN    Planned Hot Spring Site
SIGN    Gingarou Hotel
[00:37] EV CHECKER
    Hey, Yachi-YO!
[00:41] EV CHECKER
    Learn to identify a lost cause.
[00:42] EV CHECKER
    You're gonna strike magma
    before a hot spring! Ha!
[00:47] YACHIYO
    You're one to talk when you're still
    carrying out your environmental checks, too.
[00:52] EV CHECKER
    Fair. We're both stupid thingamajigs, you and I.
[00:56] EV CHECKER
    We work and we work, but what
    we're waiting for will never return.
[01:04] EV CHECKER
    What the...?
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    A Smile Is the Ultimate Ambiance
[02:44] YACHIYO
    Maybe the humans have returned!
[02:46] EV CHECKER
    Yeah, fat chance.
[02:53] YACHIYO
    They look human! Extremely so!
[02:55] EV CHECKER
    You're kidding me!
[03:00] YACHIYO
    See? It must be!
[03:02] YACHIYO
    See? It has to be!
[03:03] EV CHECKER
    That is a very similar form,
    I'll give you that.
[03:07] BUMBUKU
    We are earthlings. Take us to your leader.
[03:12] YACHIYO
    We've been eagerly awaiting your return!
[03:26] BUMBUKU
    My name is Bumbuku Procione.
[03:28] BUMBUKU
    An earthling, as you can see.
[03:31] BUMBUKU
    The female here is my wife.
[03:33] MAMI
    I'm Mami. Also an earthling.
[03:36] BUMBUKU
    The young female is our daughter.
[03:38] PONKO
    I'm Ponko! An earthling!
[03:42] BUMBUKU
    The young male is our son.
[03:44] FUGURI
    I'm Fuguri. A Tanukian.
[03:48] MAMI
    Hey, Fuguri!
[03:49] PONKO
    We're supposed to be earthlings, remember?
[03:51] FUGURI
    But you always say you'll dump wood
    on my head and light it on fire if I lie!
[03:55] MAMI
    This is an exception. No fire today.
[03:58] BUMBUKU
    What's going on here?
    I told you to drill it into him!
[04:01] MAMI
    And I did. This is your fault
    for always threatening the poor lad.
[04:05] PONKO
    Look your big sis in the eye, Fuguri!
[04:07] PONKO
    Say it, or you'll die in the wild!
    You wanna live, don't you?
[04:10] FUGURI
    I don't wanna die!
[04:12] PONKO
    Then you know what to do.
    I-am-an-earth-ling!
[04:17] MUJINA
    Huddle!
[04:23] FUGURI
    I'm Fuguri, an earthling.
[04:26] FUGURI
    I don't wanna die in the wild! I wanna live!
[04:30] EV CHECKER
    Uh, we see your tail, babeh.
[04:35] PONKO
    My li'l bro's an earthling!
[04:38] EV CHECKER
    And you've even got leaves
    stuck on your heads...
[04:41] PONKO
    Earthling!
[04:41] FUGURI
    Earthling!
[04:42] MUJINA
    These kids...
[04:46] MUJINA
    call me their grandmother.
[04:48] MUJINA
    The name is Mujina.
[04:51] MUJINA
    We, the Procione family,
[04:55] MUJINA
    are clearly, obviously all...
[04:58] MUJINA
    earthlings, and nary a thing else!
[05:01] EV CHECKER
    Wow, some matriarchal pressure
    from the grandmother.
[05:04] YACHIYO
    You have a big family!
[05:06] YACHIYO
    If you haven't decided on a place to stay yet,
[05:09] YACHIYO
    our hotel is ready to welcome you.
[05:13] BUMBUKU
    Oh, you run a hotel? That's perfect.
[05:17] BUMBUKU
    We were in a bind because our
    spaceship got badly damaged.
[05:22] YACHIYO
    We can show you to your room at once.
[05:26] EV CHECKER
    I think you should double check, babeh.
[05:30] YACHIYO
    You do have a point.
[05:35] YACHIYO
    Ladies and gentlemen.
[05:36] BUMBUKUMAMIPONKO
    Yes?!
[05:38] YACHIYO
    Do you have money to pay for your stay?
[05:40] BUMBUKU
    Of course we do! We're earthlings!
[05:43] YACHIYO
    Please follow me, then.
[05:47] EV CHECKER
    You're on your own, babeh.
[05:52] YACHIYO
    Welcome to our hotel.
[05:55] BUMBUKU
    Wow, that is one big building.
[05:58] MAMI
    I can hardly believe
    we're on a backwater planet.
[06:01] FUGURI
    I wanna burrow in a hole.
[06:04] PONKO
    Make do and live wherever you can!
[06:07] DOORMAN
    Missy, it can't be...
[06:10] YACHIYO
    It is.
[06:11] YACHIYO
    We have human guests. A whole group of them.
[06:15] DOORMAN
    I've got you. I'll show them the greatest
    door opening they've ever seen.
[06:34] YACHIYO
    Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
[06:37] YACHIYO
    I'm Yachiyo, the acting acting manager here.
[06:41] MUJINA
    Thank you for having us.
[06:43] PONKO
    Thank you for having us.
[06:47] YACHIYO
    Please fill out this registration card.
[06:51] BUMBUKU
    Oh? Is this some kind of a test?
[06:55] YACHIYO
    What do you mean?
[06:57] BUMBUKU
    I did practice how to write, just in case.
[07:12] PONKO
    Hey, stop that!
[07:14] FUGURI
    He stopped moving.
[07:16] PONKO
    Huh?
[07:17] PONKO
    Hello?
[07:21] FUGURI
    Huh?
[07:23] BUMBUKU
    Done.
[07:24] YACHIYO
    Thank you kindly.
SIGN    bUnBuKu pr0c1oNe
[07:32] YACHIYO
    Let's lock in your room, then.
[07:35] YACHIYO
    How long will you be staying with us?
[07:37] BUMBUKU
    Let's say about 300 days... for starters.
[07:40] YACHIYO
    Our long-term stay plan, then?
[07:42] BUMBUKU
    Right.
[07:42] YACHIYO
    In that case, we'll have to ask
    for an advance deposit.
[07:46] BUMBUKU
    Sure.
[07:47] YACHIYO
    For a 300-day stay, a month's fees should...
[07:50] BUMBUKU
    A week, then.
[07:51] YACHIYO
    Excuse me?
[07:52] BUMBUKU
    We'll stay a week.
[07:55] YACHIYO
    Understood.
[07:56] YACHIYO
    For your family, you can
    either book two regular rooms
[08:00] YACHIYO
    or one large suite room, though that may
    prove to be a little more expensive.
[08:05] BUMBUKU
    The bigger, the better.
[08:07] YACHIYO
    Our payment network is down.
[08:09] YACHIYO
    Is it all right if we ask you to pay in cash?
[08:13] BUMBUKU
    Of course it is. We're earthlings!
[08:16] YACHIYO
    Allow us to bring your belongings
    up to your room, then.
[08:22] MAMI
    Time to go, Ponko, Fuguri.
[08:24] FUGURI
    Hup! Hup! Hup!
[08:26] PONKO
    Hi-yah!
[08:27] EV CHECKER
    Enough!
[08:42] YACHIYO
    What the...
[08:44] YACHIYO
    So they aren't humans.
[08:45] EV CHECKER
    Told ya so.
[08:49] YACHIYO
    Tanukians, you say?
[08:52] BUMBUKU
    That would be the closest
    equivalent in your language, yes.
[08:56] BUMBUKU
    Please don't make hot pot out of us!
[08:58] YACHIYO
    Rest assured, we won't eat you.
[09:00] EV CHECKER
    So, were you headed somewhere else?
[09:03] BUMBUKU
    No, Earth was our destination all along,
[09:07] BUMBUKU
    because the climate here
    is similar to our home planet's.
[09:10] PONKO
    We lost our home.
[09:14] YACHIYO
    What does that mean?
[09:17] MAMI
    A massive turf war broke out on our planet,
[09:20] MAMI
    forcing us to flee for our lives.
[09:24] BUMBUKU
    We learned about Earth while we were
    looking for somewhere to seek asylum
[09:29] BUMBUKU
    and thought we might have the chance
    for a peaceful life here.
[09:32] MAMI
    But our spaceship broke down,
    and then we ran into you guys here.
[09:39] (Flashback) BUMBUKU
    It's do or die. We're earthlings
    from this moment on!
[09:45] YACHIYO
    That's why you lied about being humans?
[09:48] MUJINA
    We apologize for not telling you the truth.
    We're terribly sorry.
[09:53] MUJINA
    We just wanted the kids to grow up
    around nature and not inside of a ship.
[10:00] BUMBUKU
    Please, we beg of you!
[10:02] BUMBUKU
    Could you please let us stay here
    until we fix our spaceship?!
[10:10] YACHIYO
    Our hotel has been welcoming
    extraterrestrial guests for fifty years now.
[10:16] YACHIYO
    So you have no need to worry.
[10:19] ALL
    Thank you so much!
[10:21] PONKO
    Thank you so much!
[10:23] YACHIYO
    You're quite fluent in our language, though.
[10:26] EV CHECKER
    And you happen to know a lot.
[10:29] PONKO
    We studied up on a ship from Earth!
[10:31] YACHIYO
    What? Really?
[10:33] PONKO
    Yep!
[10:34] PONKO
    It was right before we came here!
[10:42] YACHIYO
    Did they say when they would be back?
[10:45] PONKO
    Huh?
[10:45] YACHIYO
    We've been awaiting their return forever!
[10:58] BUMBUKU
    I don't think we discussed that, really.
[11:02] MAMI
    We didn't really understand
    your languages back then.
[11:06] BUMBUKU
    We only picked up so much because we continued
    to study after splitting up with them.
[11:12] YACHIYO
    I see.
[11:17] YACHIYO
    But just hearing that information
    gives me strength!
[11:21] YACHIYO
    Thank you very much!
[11:26] YACHIYO
    Acting Acting Manager's log, day 55,278.
[11:31] YACHIYO
    Today, at 3:27 PM,
[11:34] YACHIYO
    we learned from a group of extraterrestrial
    guests that humanity is alive and well.
[11:44] YACHIYO
    We will remain on standby
    for humanity's return.
SIGN    A Smile Is the Ultimate Ambiance
[11:59] YACHIYO
    Thank you.
[12:03] YACHIYO
    I'll take over now.
[12:06] EV CHECKER
    Hey.
[12:08] EV CHECKER
    Check it out.
[12:09] PONKOFUGURI
    Whoop-de-do!
[12:14] FUGURIPONKO
    Whoopity do!
[12:17] FUGURI
    Whoop...
[12:21] PONKO
    ...de-do!
[12:22] PONKOFUGURI
    Whoop-de-do!
[12:28] EV CHECKER
    They may be guests,
[12:30] EV CHECKER
    but you can't let them run wild
    without a talking-to, babeh.
[12:38] PONKOFUGURI
    Whoop-de-do!
[12:43] YACHIYO
    Miss Ponko, Master Fuguri.
[12:46] PONKO
    Oh, hey, Yachiyo!
[12:47] PONKO
    Look, Fuguri caught a big haul!
[12:51] YACHIYO
    Where are your parents?
[12:52] PONKO
    Holed up in our room like they
    always are during the daytime.
[12:56] PONKO
    Tanukians are timid folk.
    'Cept for us two, since we grew up in space.
[13:01] YACHIYO
    Is that so?
[13:03] YACHIYO
    Well, this is a shared space
    for all our guests,
[13:05] YACHIYO
    so please refrain from disruptive behavior.
[13:07] PONKO
    What? We can't take a dip?
[13:10] YACHIYO
    Correct. Also, the fish in that
    aquarium are not for eating.
[13:14] PONKO
    Ack!
[13:22] PONKO
    We're sorry.
[13:24] FUGURI
    I don't wanna die in the wild.
[13:28] YACHIYO
    You may stay here, as long as you behave.
[13:32] FUGURI
    Will you play with us?
[13:34] YACHIYO
    That is not possible. I am at work.
[13:37] PONKO
    What work?
[13:39] YACHIYO
    I handle all sorts of tasks around this hotel.
[13:42] PONKO
    All sorts?
[13:44] FUGURI
    What sorts?
[13:49] PONKO
    What task are you doing now, Yachiyo?
[13:52] YACHIYO
    I'm waiting to receive our guests.
[13:54] PONKO
    Huh. Is it fun?
[13:57] YACHIYO
    Very much so.
    It's a task that holds great value.
[14:00] PONKO
    Oh?
[14:02] YACHIYO
    If we hit a hot spring, our hotel
    will have an additional selling point.
[14:06] YACHIYO
    The view from here will be great, too.
[14:08] PONKO
    If this planet's so cool,
    why'd everyone leave?
[14:12] FUGURI
    The animals're still around.
[14:15] YACHIYO
    A highly mutable virus that only
    affected primates spread across the globe.
[14:21] PONKO
    Yeah?
[14:27] PONKO
    You change them even though
    they haven't been used?
[14:29] YACHIYO
    Yes.
[14:30] YACHIYO
    It is our duty to ensure
    that each room in this hotel
[14:33] YACHIYO
    is maintained in the best possible
    condition for all our guests.
[14:38] PONKO
    Every day until the earthlings return?
[14:41] YACHIYO
    And every day after they return.
[14:44] PONKO
    Would it have been better
    if we'd been earthlings?
[14:48] YACHIYO
    No, our hotel considers
    Tanukians valuable guests too.
[14:53] YACHIYO
    We're delighted to have you.
[14:55] PONKO
    Yeah?
[15:04] YACHIYO
    Huh? In the hallway?
[15:13] YACHIYO
    This is... poop.
[15:33] PONKO
    Coming!
[15:35] PONKO
    Oh, Yachiyo! Come on in!
[15:38] YACHIYO
    Excuse me.
[15:43] YACHIYO
    What do you think you're doing?!
[15:46] BUMBUKU
    Oh, we're making a latrine.
[15:49] YACHIYO
    Latrine?
[15:50] MAMI
    We have to mark our territory clearly
    so everybody else can see.
[15:55] MUJINA
    We can't have a turf war breaking out here.
[15:59] YACHIYO
    That won't happen!
[16:01] YACHIYO
    You are the only guests
    staying in this hotel right now.
[16:05] BUMBUKU
    What?
[16:07] MAMI
    Nobody else?
[16:09] YACHIYO
    Right.
[16:14] MAMI
    Wish you'd told us sooner.
    We wouldn't have had to build a latrine.
[16:19] YACHIYO
    Please refrain from building latrines
    even when we do have other guests.
[16:22] ALL
    What? We can't?
[16:26] BUMBUKU
    We're very sorry.
[16:28] YACHIYO
    That said, I don't intend to refuse
    everything for the sake of it.
[16:31] YACHIYO
    Fifty years ago, we entertained
    an extraterrestrial guest
[16:36] YACHIYO
    and learned that different planets
    have different habits and customs.
[16:39] BUMBUKU
    Is that so?
[16:42] YACHIYO
    It may not be possible now,
[16:44] YACHIYO
    but we would like to be more accommodating
    of your latrines in the future.
[16:48] BUMBUKU
    Oh? Oho?
[16:51] BUMBUKU
    Huddle!
[16:54] BUMBUKU
    You wish to accommodate your guests better.
    That's an admirable mindset.
[17:00] YACHIYO
    Thank you kindly.
[17:05] YACHIYO
    Huh?
[17:09] YACHIYO
    Please stop this at once!
[17:11] BUMBUKU
    But we prefer dark and dirty places.
[17:14] BUMBUKU
    Just a habit.
[17:19] YACHIYO
    Please don't run down the hallways
    this late at night. It's dangerous.
[17:23] MAMI
    Just a habit.
    Besides, there's nobody else here.
[17:28] YACHIYO
    Please don't eat vegetables
    right out of our fields!
[17:31] MUJINA
    It's just a habit, we're afraid.
[17:35] YACHIYO
    This is a problem.
[17:37] EV CHECKER
    Want me to get rid of 'em
    for the environment's sake?
[17:40] YACHIYO
    Don't.
[17:44] YACHIYO
    Huh?
[17:51] EV CHECKER
    Oh, come on now.
[17:55] PONKO
    Coming! Dun, dun-da-dun,
    is a festival happening?
[18:00] PONKO
    Hey, Yachiyo!
[18:06] BUMBUKU
    Welcome. And thank you
    for making our stay so comfortable.
[18:12] YACHIYO
    What are these holes?
[18:14] BUMBUKU
    You said there weren't any other guests,
    so we expanded our den a little.
[18:19] MAMI
    Honestly, I'd prefer
    to have a lot more plants.
[18:23] MAMI
    Perhaps we'll ask you
    to bring us some as room service.
[18:28] PONKO
    Makes your job easier, right?
[18:32] YACHIYO
    And the filth in this room?
[18:34] BUMBUKU
    Filth? How rude.
[18:37] BUMBUKU
    Our planet is like this everywhere.
[18:40] BUMBUKU
    We held back on building latrines
    in the halls, so let us have this.
[18:45] MAMI
    We don't feel comfortable
    without our scents in the air.
[18:50] PONKO
    You don't have to change
    our linens anymore, okay?
[18:55] YACHIYO
    Flycatcher Robot!
[18:56] BUMBUKU
    Oh, sorry about that.
[18:58] BUMBUKU
    It was trying to forcibly clean up our room.
[19:02] BUMBUKU
    You said you would be accommodating of our
    customs, but this stupid robot wouldn't.
[19:09] BUMBUKU
    How intolerant, huh?
[19:13] FUGURI
    Can we make this robot our toy
    if it can't get fixed?
[19:33] YACHIYOAI
    Extra Mission "Attack a Guest" complete.
SIGN    Easter Egg Program
    Extra Mission
    "Attack a Guest" complete.
    New function "Fireworks" unlocked.
[19:37] YACHIYOAI
    New function "Fireworks" unlocked.
[19:42] BUMBUKU
    Uh, your head's on fire.
[19:44] YACHIYO
    Shut up! Sit down and listen!
[19:51] MAMI
    Wh-Wh-What are you playing at?
    We're your guests!
[19:55] YACHIYO
    That doesn't mean you can do anything
    and everything you want!
[19:59] YACHIYO
    My job is to keep this hotel in its best shape,
[20:02] YACHIYO
    and if I have to slug a guest to do it,
[20:04] YACHIYO
    then so be it!
[20:05] YACHIYO
    We offer our beloved guests
[20:07] YACHIYO
    our heartfelt hospitality
[20:10] YACHIYO
    and our brightest smiles!
[20:12] YACHIYO
    Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel!
[20:35] YACHIYO
    Thank you. I'll take over now.
[20:38] EV CHECKER
    Hey.
[20:40] EV CHECKER
    Check it out.
[20:46] YACHIYO
    What are you doing, Miss Ponko?
[20:49] PONKO
    Good morning. I'm cleaning.
[20:52] YACHIYO
    I can see that. I'm asking you why.
[20:56] PONKO
    I wanna help out around the hotel.
[20:59] PONKO
    Because we were bad to you.
[21:02] PONKO
    Let me work here! You don't have to pay me.
[21:07] YACHIYO
    And your family?
[21:08] PONKO
    They're cleaning up our room and stuff.
[21:12] YACHIYO
    But that's our job.
[21:15] YACHIYO
    Besides, you're still a child.
[21:17] YACHIYO
    Earth laws stipulate a minimum age
    for joining the workforce.
[21:21] PONKO
    How old do I have to be?
[21:26] YACHIYO
    Our hotel regulations define this
    minimum to be 15 years of age.
[21:33] PONKO
    I'm 54!
[21:35] YACHIYO
    So you can work.
[21:36] PONKO
    Hooray!
[21:39] PONKO
    I'm Ponko, and I'll be joining
    the team starting today.
[21:43] PONKO
    I look forward to working with you!
[21:48] EV CHECKER
    Ha.
[21:50] PONKO
    Our heartfelt Gingarou is the brightest smile!
[21:53] YACHIYO
    That's not quite right.
SIGN    Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
SIGN    Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
SIGN    Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez

4 - Food and Etiquette Are Mainstays of Culture

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[00:01] PONKO
    Food time, guys.
[00:04] PONKO
    Eat up.
[00:15] PONKO
    Grow nice and big.
[00:17] YACHIYO
    Ponko.
[00:19] PONKO
    Hey, Yachiyo.
[00:21] YACHIYO
    It's time for you to clock out
    for the day. Thank you.
[00:26] PONKO
    Huh? It's already that late?
[00:28] PONKO
    Hey! Let Unlucky eat.
[00:32] YACHIYO
    They have names?
[00:34] PONKO
    Yep. Nugget, Orange, Buffalo, and Yakitori.
[00:40] PONKO
    And that one's Unlucky Fried Chicken.
[00:45] PONKO
    I guess they don't really need names.
    They're just gonna be food, after all.
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Food and Etiquette
    Are Mainstays of Culture
[02:29] YACHIYO
    I hope you like the food.
[02:31] FUGURI
    Not this again.
[02:33] YACHIYO
    Is it not to your liking?
[02:36] BUMBUKU
    Hey, Fuguri, don't be picky!
[02:39] BUMBUKU
    No, it's always delightful!
[02:42] MAMI
    Sorry about our son, truly.
[02:47] MAMI
    Listen, lad. We called this a delicious meal
    the first time we had it.
[02:52] MAMI
    That's why they're serving us the same thing
    every single meal without a lick of shame.
[02:58] MAMI
    It'd normally be an unthinkable
    way to treat long-term guests,
[03:02] MAMI
    because it could affect a hotel's reputation.
[03:04] BUMBUKU
    Mami? Mami?
[03:05] MAMI
    Yachiyo's embarrassing herself for us here.
[03:11] MAMI
    This place should be named the Masochism Hotel.
[03:13] MAMI
    We could go even further and call it Hotel M.
[03:17] BUMBUKU
    That was me! I said that! Punch me!
[03:20] PONKO
    Come on, Dad. Yachiyo won't punch
    anyone unless they cross the line.
[03:26] PONKO
    Here, Fuguri.
[03:29] PONKO
    Cooky made it for us with love, you know?
[03:32] MUJINA
    That's right, Fuguri. Think of all
    the starving stray tanuki out there.
[03:40] PONKO
    Fuguri!
[03:41] MUJINA
    Eat quick, or Grandma will have it all!
[03:42] YACHIYO
    You want new dishes?
[03:44] BUMBUKU
    Don't, Mother. Think of your blood pressure.
[03:47] YACHIYO
    Quality isn't the issue.
    It's the variety we have on offer.
[03:52] YACHIYO
    You're right.
[03:54] YACHIYO
    We lack the ingredients and the seasonings
    to come up with new offerings.
[04:00] YACHIYO
    We can't let this defeat us.
[04:02] YACHIYO
    We must satisfy our guests,
    or it'll hurt the hotel's reputation.
[04:07] YACHIYO
    Let's widen our criteria and take a look
    at local cuisines from across the globe.
[04:16] YACHIYO
    Team leads, you have the floor.
[04:24] YACHIYO
    The maintenance and upkeep robots
    may proceed as usual.
[04:28] YACHIYO
    Gardener Robot and Cook Robot, brainstorm
    new additions to the restaurant's menu.
[04:34] YACHIYO
    On that note, I'm leaving Flycatcher Robot
    in charge of the front desk today.
[04:39] YACHIYO
    Ponko and I will be heading out
    to search for new ingredients.
[04:42] PONKO
    What? We're going out together?
[04:45] YACHIYO
    Yes.
[04:46] YACHIYO
    We are required to operate in pairs when
    leaving the premises to prevent any mishaps.
[04:50] YACHIYO
    The two of us can cover
    a wider range than the others.
[04:53] YACHIYO
    Will you come with me?
[04:55] PONKO
    Sure!
[04:56] PONKO
    I mean, yes, ma'am!
[05:04] PONKO
    So, we gettin' our sushi on in the big 'Za?
[05:06] YACHIYO
    No.
[05:07] YACHIYO
    I'm hoping we'll be able to
    catch lots of fish with these.
[05:11] PONKO
    Hey, so we are going for sushi!
    Put fish on vinegar rice, and it's sushi!
[05:15] PONKO
    And what's this?
[05:16] YACHIYO
    A tool for catching fish.
    It's called a fishing rod.
[05:20] PONKO
    We always just caught them with our forelegs.
    Didn't know there was a tool for it.
[05:24] YACHIYO
    Also...
[05:25] YACHIYO
    You should hold on to this.
[05:27] YACHIYO
    It will allow us to chat
    even when we're far apart.
[05:31] PONKO
    Really?
[05:34] PONKO
    Grandpa Danzaburo...
[05:36] PONKO
    Are you having fun in the afterlife?
[05:38] PONKO
    Thanks for always watching over us.
[05:42] YACHIYO
    Well, maybe not that far apart.
[05:45] PONKO
    Oh...
[05:50] PONKO
    You've got some serious bags
    under your eyes, Yachiyo.
[05:53] PONKO
    You're like a stray tanuki.
[05:55] YACHIYO
    I didn't manage to get as much
    recharge time last night.
[05:58] YACHIYO
    It won't affect my work, thankfully.
[06:01] PONKO
    Okay. I'll carry you if you
    can't get back by yourself.
[06:28] PONKO
    Wow.
[06:30] YACHIYO
    The desertification has encroached this far?
    I should update my map data.
[06:35] PONKO
    We should've brought some snacks with us.
[06:38] YACHIYO
    We aren't allowed to snack during work hours.
[06:41] YACHIYO
    But rest assured, I did bring you lunch.
[06:48] PONKO
    It's the thing! What was it called?
[06:50] YACHIYO
    A camel.
[06:52] PONKO
    Camel! It looks funny!
[07:04] YACHIYO
    It seemed upset.
[07:06] PONKO
    Sure did.
[07:08] PONKO
    Are we headed to that forest?
[07:11] YACHIYO
    Yes. We may find ingredients that
    aren't commonly seen near the hotel.
[07:18] EV CHECKER
    My sensors say there's something off here.
[07:23] EV CHECKER
    So why do I see nothing?
[07:35] PONKO
    Yachiyo, Yachiyo! This thing!
[07:38] PONKO
    Let's use it as bait!
[07:42] YACHIYO
    That was a gift from a guest.
[07:44] PONKO
    Huh?
[07:53] PONKO
    Three-second rule! It's still good!
[07:55] PONKO
    Right?!
[08:25] PONKO
    We caught a whole bunch, huh?
[08:28] YACHIYO
    You did very well for your first time.
[08:31] PONKO
    Gotta hunt to survive, you know?
[08:34] YACHIYO
    I was right to bring you.
[08:36] YACHIYO
    If we can keep this up, we'll gather
    a whole bunch of new ingredients.
[08:43] PONKO
    I hope we can add some
    yummy dishes to the menu!
[08:45] YACHIYO
    I do, too.
[08:46] YACHIYO
    Anything to put smiles on our guests' faces.
[08:50] PONKO
    I'm all full now.
[08:52] PONKO
    Let's go find some other stuff!
[09:11] PONKO
    What's this?
[09:12] YACHIYO
    A camel's hump.
[09:14] PONKO
    Let's help it outta there.
[09:16] YACHIYO
    Sure.
[09:17] PONKO
    One, two...
[09:26] PONKO
    Yachiyo, my instincts are telling me to run.
[09:29] YACHIYO
    No need for concern.
    I'm built to deal with most animals.
[09:42] PONKO
    Hey, it's Babeh-O.
[09:50] YACHIYO
    Ponko!
[09:50] EV CHECKER
    Move it! Run!
[09:59] EV CHECKER
    You fool!
[10:07] EV CHECKER
    Do you have a death wish?!
[10:09] EV CHECKER
    What the heck is that massive creature?
[10:20] YACHIYO
    Searching database.
[10:22] YACHIYO
    It doesn't match any known Earth creature.
SIGN    No Matches
SIGN    No Matches
[10:32] EV CHECKER
    That building looks like the most
    durable structure around here.
[10:35] EV CHECKER
    We're escaping into that one!
[10:45] YACHIYO
    Are you all right, Ponko?
[10:50] PONKO
    Is it gone? Did we lose it?!
[10:52] YACHIYO
    Sadly, no.
[10:53] YACHIYO
    We are still in quite a perilous situation.
[10:56] EV CHECKER
    Ignition!
[11:01] EV CHECKER
    Your death rests in my hands, babeh.
[11:05] EV CHECKER
    Eat this! Obliteration Ray!
[11:11] EV CHECKER
    Oh, shit!
[11:13] EV CHECKER
    That thing's harder
    than your mom's cherry pie!
[11:26] EV CHECKER
    Looks like it's very, very hungry.
[11:29] PONKO
    The Nudel's starving too?
[11:31] EV CHECKER
    Mm? "Nudel"?
[11:33] PONKO
    Yep.
[11:34] PONKO
    That's clearly a Nudel Merissa Scolopendra.
[11:38] PONKO
    I didn't know they were on Earth too.
[11:40] YACHIYO
    You know what that is?
[11:42] PONKO
    Just the name, but yeah.
[11:44] PONKO
    They're famous for destroying
    basically every planet they inhabit.
[11:55] EV CHECKER
    Damn it!
[11:56] EV CHECKER
    The Nudel's trying to swallow both us
    and the building whole!
[11:59] PONKO
    No way! Can we escape somehow?
[12:02] EV CHECKER
    We could save our skins today...
[12:03] EV CHECKER
    But if we ignore that thing, it'll eventually
    destroy Earth's environment, babeh.
[12:11] YACHIYO
    Then humanity would have
    no home to return to.
[12:15] YACHIYO
    We have to take it out, right here and now.
[12:20] (Flashback) PONKO
    Gotta hunt to survive, you know?
[12:27] YACHIYO
    Let's fish it.
[12:29] EV CHECKER
    Wha?
[12:30] YACHIYO
    Look up there.
[12:32] YACHIYO
    That's our fishing rod.
SIGN    Food and Etiquette Are Mainstays of Culture
[12:47] EV CHECKER
    I don't think this is gonna work.
[12:50] YACHIYO
    Let me plug it into my battery.
[13:01] EV CHECKER
    Yo, that doesn't sound good!
[13:03] PONKO
    Yachiyo didn't get enough sleep because
    she stayed up trying to think of new recipes.
[13:08] EV CHECKER
    You can't go home
    with an empty battery, babeh.
[13:11] YACHIYO
    That's not a problem.
[13:13] PONKO
    Yes, it is.
[13:15] PONKO
    We have to go home together.
[13:17] YACHIYO
    But...
[13:18] EV CHECKER
    Guess it's up to me.
[13:19] EV CHECKER
    Can't believe I'm hookin' up on the first date.
[13:28] YACHIYO
    Commencing fishing.
[13:41] YACHIYO
    Perhaps some bait is in order.
[13:45] YACHIYO
    Are we good to go, Ponko?
[13:48] PONKO
    Feels like a waste, but... oh well!
[14:00] YACHIYO
    Our plan is foiled.
[14:01] PONKO
    Don't pick the fish off the sushi!
[14:03] YACHIYO
    We're down to our last resort.
[14:05] EV CHECKER
    Huh?
[14:06] YACHIYO
    I'll act as bait and lure it in,
    and you fish it out once I do.
[14:11] EV CHECKER
    Don't just blurt out
    an insane plan like it's nothing!
[14:13] PONKO
    Yeah!
[14:14] YACHIYO
    It'll be fine.
[14:15] YACHIYO
    Ponko, you pilot the crane, pl...
[14:19] YACHIYO
    Plea...
[14:22] YACHIYO
    Entering power saving mode.
[14:24] PONKO
    Huh?
[14:26] YACHIYO
    I'll act as bait and lure it in,
    and you fish it out once I do.
[14:30] PONKO
    W-Welcome back.
[14:32] EV CHECKER
    You can't pull it off. Not today, babeh.
[14:35] YACHIYO
    We have no choice but to...
[14:39] YACHIYO
    but to do...
[14:42] EV CHECKER
    She's back in power saving mode.
[14:50] PONKO
    I'll go.
[14:51] EV CHECKER
    Wha? It's too dangerous
    for a scaredy-tanuki like you!
[14:56] YACHIYO
    I'll act as bait and lure it in,
    and you fish it out once I do!
[15:05] PONKO
    I want us all to go back
    to the hotel together!
[15:08] PONKO
    So...
[15:09] PONKO
    I'll be the bait!
[15:17] YACHIYO
    Can you do that for us?
[15:20] PONKO
    Yeah!
[15:25] YACHIYO
    Ponko!
[15:27] YACHIYO
    You must come back to us safe and sound.
[15:30] PONKO
    Right.
[15:31] YACHIYO
    Injuries caused by extraterrestrial creatures
    are not eligible for worker's comp.
[15:38] PONKO
    Right...
[15:44] YACHIYO
    Okay, Ponko.
[15:45] YACHIYO
    Let's go over the Eight Trap Operation
    one more time.
[15:49] YACHIYO
    First, you'll catch the Nudel's attention
[15:52] YACHIYO
    and lure it into range.
[15:55] YACHIYO
    Then I'll fish it up with the crane!
[15:58] YACHIYO
    It may sound simple,
[16:00] YACHIYO
    but this operation requires mental strength
    and sharp judgment to succeed.
SIGN    Nudel
SIGN    Nudel
SIGN    Height
SIGN    Surroundings
SIGN    Crane
SIGN    Durable Building
SIGN    Height
SIGN    Surroundings
SIGN    Crane
SIGN    Durable Building
[16:06] YACHIYO
    There is no margin for error.
[16:08] YACHIYO
    You have to come back to us in one piece.
[16:10] YACHIYO
    Are we clear?
[16:11] PONKO
    Yeah.
[16:12] YACHIYO
    Starting the countdown, then.
[16:15] YACHIYO
    Five, four, three,
[16:18] YACHIYO
    two, one...
[16:20] YACHIYO
    It's fishing time!
[16:50] PONKO
    Now, Yachiyo!
[16:57] PONKO
    Yachiyo?!
[16:59] EV CHECKER
    Oops! Is the hook stuck?!
[17:01] EV CHECKER
    Yachiyo! Try again!
[17:04] YACHIYOAI
    Please recharge.
[17:06] EV CHECKER
    Gosh...
[17:19] PONKO
    No way!
[17:40] PONKO
    I knew we should've brought snacks.
[17:43] PONKO
    Eek!
[18:37] EV CHECKER
    Hey! You okay?
[18:40] EV CHECKER
    Come in if you're still alive!
[18:59] PONKO
    Don't be the prey...
[19:02] PONKO
    Don't be the prey...
[19:04] PONKO
    Don't be the prey.
[19:08] PONKO
    You're the hunter!
[19:16] EV CHECKER
    You gotta be kidding me!
[19:33] PONKO
    Nope! Can't do it!
[19:54] YACHIYO
    Are you unhurt, Ponko?
[19:57] PONKO
    Yep, I'm still alive.
[20:00] YACHIYO
    I'm glad to hear it. You were right.
[20:04] YACHIYO
    The spare battery really saved us.
[20:06] YACHIYO
    I'll amend the rules so we can bring
    snacks up to 500 kW in the future.
[20:11] YACHIYO
    Ponko.
[20:13] YACHIYO
    Welcome back.
[20:16] PONKO
    Thanks.
[20:23] EV CHECKER
    What do we do with this thing?
    It's too big to incinerate, babeh.
[20:36] PONKO
    Your name is Nudeloon now.
[20:41] FUGURI
    Wow!
[20:43] FUGURI
    What's this? I've never
    seen food like this before!
[20:45] MAMI
    Now, these new offerings
    look truly delectable.
[20:48] MUJINA
    A much bigger feast than usual!
[20:51] BUMBUKU
    I can tell it's all delicious
    just by looking at it.
[20:54] BUMBUKU
    What are all these dishes?
[20:57] PONKO
    Here in the 'Za...
[20:59] PONKO
    You show your gratitude and respect
    to the lives you're consuming
[21:04] PONKO
    by bringing your forelegs together...
[21:06] PONKO
    and saying "Thank you for this meal"
    and "That was delicious."
[21:12] ALL
    Thank you for this meal.
[21:16] FUGURI
    Yum!
[21:18] MUJINA
    I'm glad I lived to see this day.
[21:20] MAMI
    Delish! I'm feeling the urge
    to take all my clothes off.
[21:24] BUMBUKU
    This is far beyond my wildest expectations!
[21:26] BUMBUKU
    It might be the best dish
    in the galaxy—no...
[21:29] FUGURI
    In the entire universe!
[21:30] MUJINA
    It has just the right amount of marbling.
[21:32] FUGURI
    I could eat a whole kettle of this!
[21:36] MAMI
    It goes great with alcohol.
[21:37] YACHIYOAI
    Extra Mission
    "Make an Earthworm Steak" complete.
SIGN    Easter Egg Program
    Extra Mission
    "Make an Earthworm Steak" complete.
    New function "Pretty Voice" unlocked.
[21:42] YACHIYOAI
    New function "Pretty Voice" unlocked.
[21:44] YACHIYO
    Very glad you like it.
[21:48] ALL
    That was delicious!
[21:56] PONKO
    Food time, guys.
[22:06] PONKO
    Grow nice and big.
[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS
    Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS
    Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS
    Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez

5 - Provide Unlimited Hospitality in Limited Time

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[00:09] PONKO
    We ran into so many difficulties.
[00:13] PONKO
    I'm glad we didn't give up.
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Provide Unlimited Hospitality
    in Limited Time
[02:00] PONKO
    Aww...
[02:02] PONKO
    No guests today either.
[02:05] YACHIYO
    We aren't getting any.
[02:14] DOORMAN
    We have guests.
[02:25] PONKO
    My first chance to entertain guests!
SIGN    ° The following alien-language conversations
     have been translated into a familiar Earth
     language for your viewing enjoyment.
[02:36] PONKO
    We offer our beloved Gingarou our heartfelt
    Gingarou and our brightest Gingarou!
[02:42] PONKO
    Welcome to the Gung-Ho Gingarou!
[02:42] TENTACLE MISTRESS
    What a bummer.
    There's, like, nothing on this planet.
[02:46] TENTACLE ALIEN
    C'mon, you're still sulking?
[02:48] TENTACLE MISTRESS
    I mean, I finally get to see you,
    and you bring me to this boring galaxy?
[02:53] TENTACLE ALIEN
    I said I'm sorry. Cheer up.
[02:54] PONKO
    Sir, ma'am!
[02:55] PONKO
    Will you be staying?
[02:56] TENTACLE MISTRESS
    You'll have to cheer me up yourself.
[02:58] TENTACLE ALIEN
    You're a coy little minx, you know that?
[03:00] TENTACLE MISTRESS
    And you love me for it.
[03:00] YACHIYO
    Sir, ma'am, do you need a room for the night?
[03:03] TENTACLE ALIEN
    Yeah, a room for two tentacles.
    We'll check out in the morning.
[03:06] PONKO
    Hey, he ignored me!
[03:08] YACHIYO
    Certainly.
[03:10] YACHIYO
    Please fill out this card, then.
[03:16] YACHIYO
    How did you find out about our hotel?
[03:19] ALIEN
    A friend told me.
[03:27] ALIEN
    You know what he said?
[03:28] ALIEN
    "It's a bit unconventional,
    but it's one fine hotel."
[03:33] YACHIYO
    Thank you for the kind words.
[03:35] YACHIYO
    I'm delighted to hear it,
    and the rest of the staff will be too.
[03:39] YACHIYO
    Now then,
[03:41] YACHIYO
    here's your room key.
[03:43] PONKO
    Hold it!
[03:46] PONKO
    I'll show you to your room!
[03:49] MISTRESS
    Actually, I'm kinda craving a drink.
[03:51] ALIEN
    Is there any alcohol on this planet?
[03:53] YACHIYO
    There is. We have some ready to serve.
[04:18] MISTRESS
    Squee! I love sweet drinks!
[04:23] MISTRESS
    Hey, my lovely...
[04:25] MISTRESS
    Your tentacles are always
    so cold to the touch.
[04:31] ALIEN
    Are they?
[04:32] MISTRESS
    But, like they say, cold tentacles
    mean a warm heart.
[04:38] YACHIYO
    The space languages you taught me
    came in handy earlier.
[04:42] PONKO
    I wish I could've entertained them
    like you taught me.
[04:48] YACHIYO
    What's the matter?
[04:52] PONKO
    What's wrong?
[04:54] YACHIYO
    It seems we've run out
    of the alcohol we had in storage.
[04:57] PONKO
    Huh? But we had so much!
[05:00] FUGURI
    What do you wanna do next?
    Should I tickle your feet?
[05:01] YACHIYO
    We burned through it at an alarming rate
    after your family began its stay here.
[05:08] PONKO
    Sorry about my family of alcoholic drunukis.
[05:14] PONKO
    Should I go look for more?
[05:16] YACHIYO
    We've already checked every building
    within an eight-kilometer radius.
[05:19] PONKO
    Oh...
[05:21] PONKO
    Why do people even drink alcohol?
    It just tastes bad.
[05:26] PONKO
    Do we even need that crap?
[05:28] ALIEN
    You guys need to get over here
    and raise the vibes!
[05:32] YACHIYO
    Certainly.
[05:34] YACHIYO
    As a special measure, since we
    currently have no other guests...
[05:42] YACHIYO
    I will now start Gingarou's very own
    original drinking chant.
[05:48] YACHIYO
    Ladies and gentlemen, are you sure
    you haven't forgotten anything?
[05:52] MUJINA
    Got everything!
[05:52] YACHIYO
    We only safeguard forgotten items for...
[05:54] MUJINA
    ...three months!
[05:55] YACHIYO
    But you, our beloved guests, will never...
[05:57] ALL
    ...ever be forgotten, all right!
[05:59] MUJINA
    Party night!
[06:00] MUJINA
    Ginga-Ginga-Ginga, Ginga-Ginga-Ginga,
[06:03] MUJINA
    Ginga-Ginga-Ginga, Gingarou?
[06:06] MUJINA
    Ginga-Ginga-Ginga, Ginga-Ginga-Ginga,
[06:09] MUJINA
    Ginga-Ginga-Ginga, Gingarou!
[06:11] MUJINA
    Drink up!
[06:15] PONKO
    Drink up, drink up!
[06:19] PONKO
    Whoa, we do need alcohol!
[06:21] MAMI
    Right. Without it, Ponko,
    you wouldn't have been born.
[06:26] FUGURI
    Sis was born from alcohol?
[06:28] MAMI
    Yes. It was a one-night blunder.
[06:31] MAMI
    My very own blunder.
[06:33] MAMI
    My very precious blunder.
[06:38] ALIEN
    Keep the party rolling and the booze flowing!
[06:43] YACHIYO
    We're terribly sorry, sir.
[06:46] YACHIYO
    We've already served
    the last of our drinks.
[06:49] ALIEN
    Huh? You're out?
[06:50] MISTRESS
    What about those bottles?
[06:51] YACHIYO
    They're for decoration.
[06:52] ALIEN
    No more? Really?
[06:53] YACHIYO
    It's all finished.
[06:55] MAMI
    No... This can't be!
[07:04] PONKO
    I know where I can find more alcohol!
    Be right back with it!
[07:13] PONKO
    I'm back!
[07:15] PONKO
    Wait, huh?
[07:16] YACHIYO
    Welcome back, Ponko.
[07:20] YACHIYO
    It seems they're all partied out.
[07:26] YACHIYO
    That bottle...
[07:29] PONKO
    I remembered seeing it when
    we were cleaning.
[07:35] PONKO
    Yachiyo?
[07:38] YACHIYO
    This is the owner's bottle.
[07:40] YACHIYO
    We can't serve it.
[07:49] YACHIYO
    I, along with all of our staff,
    eagerly await your next stay with us.
[07:53] MISTRESS
    Thanks. We'll come again.
[07:57] MISTRESS
    Love you...
[08:07] YACHIYO
    I'm glad they enjoyed their stay.
    They even said they'd be back.
[08:12] PONKO
    Yep! But we don't have any more alcohol.
[08:16] PONKO
    Should I go look for it farther out?
[08:19] YACHIYO
    Even if we did that,
    we'd still run out eventually.
[08:22] PONKO
    Oh...
[08:27] YACHIYO
    So let's make some.
[08:28] PONKO
    Yeah, let's make...
[08:31] PONKO
    What? Alcohol?!
[08:32] PONKO
    We can do that?!
[08:34] YACHIYO
    It is possible, though we'll have to
    make several preparations first.
[08:38] BUMBUKU
    Ugh!
[08:39] FUGURI
    Hold it! I'm gonna catch you!
[08:39] MAMI
    Please don't make loud noises right now.
[08:40] BUMBUKU
    I'm so dead. I can't.
[08:43] BUMBUKU
    Stop, it hurts.
[08:44] FUGURI
    Gotcha.
[08:45] PONKO
    Attention, please!
[08:49] YACHIYO
    We will be making alcohol.
[08:53] BUMBUKU
    Making alcohol, you say? Like wine?
[08:55] MAMI
    You mean sake?
[08:57] MUJINA
    Beer, surely?
[08:58] YACHIYO
    No. What we'll be making
    is single malt whisky.
[09:05] FUGURI
    What's whisky?
[09:07] FUGURI
    Whisky is a liquor made by malting
    grains such as barley or corn
[09:11] FUGURI
    and then fermenting and distilling them.
[09:15] MUJINA
    What does it taste like?
[09:17] YACHIYO
    I believe we've served you some already.
[09:22] MAMI
    So, when will we get to drink this whisky?
[09:26] MAMI
    I want to get smashed soon.
[09:28] YACHIYO
    Well, you can get smashed
    in a hundred years or so.
[09:32] BUMBUKU
    A hundred years?!
[09:33] MAMI
    Why not make something simpler?
[09:36] YACHIYO
    No.
[09:38] YACHIYO
    It has to be whisky,
    or this will all be pointless.
[09:46] (Flashback) OWNER
    Listen up.
[09:47] (Flashback) OWNER
    I want you all to work toward something.
[09:51] (Flashback) OWNER
    It can be a small, realistic goal
    or a grand pipe dream—anything goes.
[09:57] (Flashback) M. HOTELIER ROBOT A
    Do you have any dreams, Owner?
[10:00] (Flashback) OWNER
    Hmm, that's a good question. I have plenty.
[10:04] (Flashback) OWNER
    First...
[10:06] (Flashback) OWNER
    I'd like to construct a big
    hot-spring bath for this hotel.
[10:09] (Flashback) OWNER
    Then I want to come up with new
    menu items for the restaurant,
[10:12] (Flashback) OWNER
    launch a satellite with a Gingarou
    logo to advertise the hotel...
[10:16] (Flashback) OWNER
    What else?
[10:18] (Flashback) OWNER
    Oh, right, yes.
[10:21] (Flashback) OWNER
    I want to make this.
[10:24] (Flashback) M. HOTELIER ROBOT B
    Whisky?
[10:26] (Flashback) OWNER
    Yes. Making whisky takes time and effort.
[10:31] (Flashback) OWNER
    But putting in lots of effort doesn't
    guarantee that you'll produce great whisky.
[10:37] (Flashback) OWNER
    It sounds similar to the hotel business,
    don't you think?
[10:43] (Flashback) OWNER
    I mean...
[10:44] (Flashback) OWNER
    You could provide the perfect
    hospitality and service,
[10:47] (Flashback) OWNER
    but there's no guarantee
    the guest will leave satisfied.
[10:52] (Flashback) OWNER
    This business has only evolved as far
    as it has through trial and error
[10:55] (Flashback) OWNER
    because while it had no right answers,
    it was full of dreams!
[11:00] (Flashback) OWNER
    Gingarou is one fine hotel.
[11:03] (Flashback) OWNER
    And it will get even better.
[11:05] (Flashback) OWNER
    The ultimate hotel needs
    to serve the ultimate whisky.
[11:12] (Flashback) OWNER
    Oh... Okay.
[11:18] YACHIYO
    After our owner left us,
[11:19] YACHIYO
    we decided to make the dreams he laid out
    a part of our our guiding principles.
[11:25] YACHIYO
    We started by working on the hot spring site
    in between our normal operations,
SIGN    Planned Hot Spring Site
SIGN    Gingarou Hotel
[11:30] YACHIYO
    but the majority of the robots in our employ
    have had to be put on indefinite leave.
[11:35] YACHIYO
    Therefore, whisky production will have
    to wait until we strike a hot spring.
[11:44] PONKO
    Hey, let's all help Yachiyo
    and the other robots out!
[11:47] PONKO
    They do so much for us!
[11:49] PONKO
    And life will be more fun
    with alcohol to drink, right?
[11:52] FUGURI
    I'll help too.
[11:54] MAMI
    True. Nothing helps more than booze on nights
    when you want to forget everything.
[11:58] MUJINA
    Indeed.
[11:59] BUMBUKI
    Okay, let's give it a shot.
[12:01] YACHIYO
    Thank you.
[12:02] YACHIYO
    Thank you all so much.
[12:07] MAMI
    So, what kind of flavors are we aiming for?
[12:09] BUMBUKU
    You can't leave on a journey without a map.
[12:13] YACHIYO
    I have a suggestion.
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    in Limited Time
[12:28] PONKO
    Yachiyo?
[12:29] PONKO
    Are you sure about this?
    Isn't that bottle important to you?
[12:33] YACHIYO
    Our owner always put
    the hotel's interests first.
[12:37] YACHIYO
    This drink will help show us the way.
[12:43] BUMBUKU
    It has the aroma of the morning mist
    when you stick your head out of the den.
[12:47] BUMBUKU
    It has a medium body with a hint of grooming
    and a complex finish...
[12:49] MAMI
    Wow, this is delicious.
[12:52] PONKO
    Oh, you should definitely
    taste it too, Yachiyo.
[12:56] YACHIYO
    No, I'm afraid I'm only equipped
    to process high-octane gas...
[13:01] PONKO
    You'll be fine.
    Close your eyes and drink up.
[13:05] YACHIYO
    I must refuse. There's no telling
    what will happen to me, so...
[13:09] YACHIYO
    I'll break... I'll break! Bub-glub-glub!
[13:17] YACHIYOAI
    Easter Egg Program initiated.
[13:20] YACHIYOAI
    Extra Mission
    "Convert Alcohol to Energy" complete.
[13:24] YACHIYOAI
    New function "Va-Va-Voom
    Hourglass Figure" unlocked.
[13:32] YACHIYO
    This must be how it feels to grow up.
[13:36] PONKO
    Yeah, no.
SIGN    Procuring Ingredients I
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SIGN    Procuring Ingredients III
SIGN    Procuring Ingredients IV
SIGN    Save (A)s
    
    (P)rint
    
    (O)pen
    
    (C)opy to Robot
SIGN    Open with (A)pplication
    
    Select al(L)
    
    Cop(Y)
    
    (P)aste
    
    (S)ave
SIGN    Cr(E)ate Shortcut
SIGN    S(H)are
    
    Rest(O)re
    
    Dele(T)e
SIGN    Distillery Blueprints
SIGN    Distillery Blueprints
SIGN    Gingarou Distillery
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[14:33] BUMBUKU
    Things are finally starting
    to fall into place.
[14:35] MUJINA
    Anything is possible, huh?
[14:38] FUGURI
    The building across from us became so big.
[14:40] MAMI
    I wish we had some booze to celebrate with.
[14:43] PONKO
    Okay, let's make some whisky!
[15:35] PONKO
    The booze is done at last!
[15:40] BUMBUKU
    Let's try it.
[15:49] MAMI
    I mean, it can get you drunk...
[15:51] BUMBUKU
    ...but it feels lacking somehow.
[15:53] ALL
    Hmm...
[15:56] PONKO
    Yachiyo, how about we taste
    the owner's whisky to compare?
[16:01] MUJINA
    Mm! This is it!
[16:03] BUMBUKU
    It really has a kick to it.
[16:05] MAMI
    Yeah, the one before lacked a kick.
[16:09] BUMBUKU
    Uh, I mean, it's plenty good in its own way!
[16:12] MAMI
    Right. Life is a series of compromises.
[16:17] YACHIYO
    Compromises, you say?
[16:21] EV CHECKER
    Hey, hey!
[16:22] EV CHECKER
    I was wondering where this bombshell beauty
    came from, but it's just Yachiyo.
[16:26] PONKO
    Hey, Babeh-O. Where have you been?
[16:29] EV CHECKER
    Nankurunaisa!
[16:30] YACHIYO
    You went to Okinawa?
[16:33] EV CHECKER
    Ocean crossings are hell, babeh.
[16:35] EV CHECKER
    Anyway, looks like your whisky's done.
[16:44] EV CHECKER
    Hmm? You didn't use any peat?
[16:48] EV CHECKER
    This doesn't hit the spot for me, babeh.
[16:50] PONKO
    What's peat?
[16:52] YACHIYO
    Peat is an accumulation of partially decayed
    vegetation or organic matter in soil.
[16:56] YACHIYO
    Smoking the grain with it
    adds layers of aroma and flavor.
[16:59] PONKO
    If it's soil we need, I'll go get some!
[17:01] YACHIYO
    You can't.
[17:03] YACHIYO
    Peat is only found in moorlands,
    which used to exist nearby in the past...
[17:09] YACHIYO
    But now, the nearest ones are in Hokkaido.
[17:11] PONKO
    Hokkaido?! We can't get there...
[17:22] BUMBUKU
    Round the world...
[17:25] BUMBUKU
    and back again!
[17:40] PONKO
    Well, Yachiyo?
[17:45] BUMBUKU
    To make our dream come true...
[17:48] BUMBUKU
    I'll even go to Islay if need be!
[17:50] MAMI
    As they say over there,
    in for a penny, in for a pound.
[17:53] FUGURI
    Can we use my poop as peat?
[17:56] FUGURI
    It looks like—
[17:57] MUJINA
    Nope.
[17:57] PONKO
    Yachiyo!
[17:58] PONKO
    What next?
[18:01] YACHIYO
    Well, we could try cultivating
    the barley we use.
[18:06] ALL
    Dun, dun, dun!
[18:54] PONKO
    It always feels so strange.
[18:57] PONKO
    This clear liquid turns so brown
    when you age it in casks for a while.
[19:04] YACHIYO
    That's right.
[19:07] YACHIYO
    It'll take a few years...
    maybe even a few decades.
[19:11] YACHIYO
    And we have no idea how it will actually taste.
[19:14] PONKO
    It's exciting, huh?
[19:17] YACHIYO
    It is.
[19:17] YACHIYO
    Let us wait with bated breath.
[19:40] YACHIYO
    All right, everyone. Give it a taste.
[19:47] BUMBUKU
    Ah, now this is wabi-sabi.
[19:49] MAMI
    Delicious. I think I'm going to
    take tonight off being a mommy.
[19:54] MUJINA
    This color reminds me of the hat
    my late husband, Danzaburo, used to wear!
[19:59] PONKO
    We ran into so many difficulties...
[20:02] PONKO
    I'm glad we didn't give up.
[20:04] PONKO
    This is beautiful!
[20:11] YACHIYO
    Time has its own hues, I see.
[20:16] PONKO
    We went and finished off
    the owner's whisky, huh?
[20:21] YACHIYO
    It's all right. Because this whisky
    has inherited his dream.
[20:28] PONKO
    True.
[20:39] MISTRESS
    We broke up.
[20:42] MISTRESS
    It wasn't a very respectable
    relationship to begin with.
[20:46] MISTRESS
    I believed in him and waited,
    but I'm tired of waiting now.
[20:54] MISTRESS
    Precious years of my life,
[20:56] MISTRESS
    and I wasted them all.
[20:59] YACHIYO
    Time isn't something you lose.
[21:03] YACHIYO
    It changes constantly
    and adds layers to your life.
[21:11] MISTRESS
    Oh, this is great.
[21:14] YACHIYO
    Thank you kindly.
[21:15] YACHIYO
    That's an original whisky produced
    by our hotel. It's a 15-year vintage.
[21:20] MISTRESS
    Huh...
[21:22] YACHIYO
    When aged, whisky loses a few things
    but gains many more.
[21:28] MISTRESS
    I felt like all I'd done was lose, but I guess
    I've gained an appreciation for fine liquor.
[21:35] YACHIYO
    I believe that being able to never
    stop changing is a wonderful trait.
[21:39] YACHIYO
    That whisky's still on its own journey, too.
[21:42] YACHIYO
    It will keep changing as time goes on.
[21:46] MISTRESS
    Then...
[21:48] MISTRESS
    I guess I can wait for this whisky next.
[21:52] YACHIYO
    Sure. Please do visit again.
[21:59] MISTRESS
    You're waiting for someone too, aren't you?
[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS
    Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS
    Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS
    Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez

6 - Our Only Vice Is Service

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[00:01] PONKO
    Yachiyo, and everyone else here,
[00:04] PONKO
    thank you for having us.
    It's been a wonderful century!
[00:08] TANUKIANS
    Thank you for having us.
[00:11] YACHIYO
    We should be the ones thanking you
    for staying with us.
[00:16] BUMBUKU
    Sorry for being here much longer
    than we expected.
[00:19] MAMI
    It was a most delightful stay.
[00:22] MUJINA
    Your excellent service made it so.
[00:24] FUGURI
    Holes in the ground are great,
    but I loved it here too!
[00:27] PONKO
    Will you be all right with us gone?
[00:30] YACHIYO
    We'll miss you, but this was always coming.
[00:33] BUMBUKU
    We'll be back to stay someday.
[00:35] YACHIYO
    Of course. We eagerly await
    your next stay with us.
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[01:40] PONKO
    They're gone.
[01:50] PROCIONES
    We're home!
[01:53] EV CHECKER
    Yo!
[01:54] EV CHECKER
    Whatcha doing?
[01:56] PONKO
    Hey, been a while, Babeh-O.
[01:58] EV CHECKER
    What's with this building?
[02:00] PONKO
    Our home. We stripped our
    spaceship for parts to build it.
[02:04] EV CHECKER
    What about the hotel?
[02:05] PONKO
    We checked out.
[02:07] (Flashback) BUMBUKU
    I think it's about time for me
    to put in a shift or two.
[02:11] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    Is your spaceship fixed?
[02:13] (Flashback) BUMBUKU
    Oh, we gave up on that a long time ago.
[02:16] (Flashback) BUMBUKU
    We're just going to live on Earth.
[02:19] (Flashback) PONKO
    We're building a home nearby,
    so I can keep working here.
[02:23] PONKO
    We're gonna tear down the rest of the ship
    and expand the house in the future.
[02:26] EV CHECKER
    Ha! Well, sounds good to me.
[02:28] PONKO
    But there's this one thing I'm worried about.
[02:32] EV CHECKER
    Hmm?
[02:33] PONKO
    Apparently, some Harmageddon thing's
    gonna end all civilization on Earth someday.
[02:39] EV CHECKER
    Whoo, now that's scary.
[02:42] BUMBUKU
    Now, now. That was just a popular
    rumor on Earth centuries ago.
[03:20] EV CHECKER
    Damn it!
[03:38] EV CHECKER
    We got big, big trouble!
[03:39] DOORMAN
    Hey, don't!
[03:40] EV CHECKER
    Sorry, boo, let me through!
[03:42] EV CHECKER
    Sorry to interrupt
    in this not-busy time, babeh!
[03:44] YACHIYO
    It's good to see you again,
    Environment Checker Robot.
[03:47] EV CHECKER
    Hey, Yachi-YO! We've got
    a heavy hitter on our hands!
[03:51] PONKO
    It's Harmageddon!
[03:52] PONKO
    Huh? Yachiyo?
[03:54] PONKO
    Fuguri! Where are the others?
[03:56] EV CHECKER
    KO'd outside your house, babeh.
[03:58] PONKO
    And you left them there?!
[03:59] EV CHECKER
    How was I supposed to carry you all?
[04:01] FUGURI
    No! Dad, Mom, and Grandma are dead!
[04:06] EV CHECKER
    We don't know that. I'll try to grab 'em
    when that thing's not looking.
[04:11] DOORMAN
    We have a guest.
[04:16] PONKOFUGURI
    It followed us!
[04:17] EV CHECKER
    Shit!
[04:28] DOORMAN
    The hell... happened here?
[04:36] YACHIYO
    We offer our beloved guests our heartfelt
    hospitality and our brightest smiles.
[04:41] YACHIYO
    Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel!
[04:49] YACHIYO
    Please give me one moment.
[04:55] YACHIYO
    This. Here. Is...
[04:57] YACHIYO
    a facility where you can sleep well,
[04:59] YACHIYO
    eat delicious food,
[05:01] YACHIYO
    and have a comfortable and pleasant time.
[05:10] PONKO
    Huh?!
[05:11] YACHIYO
    Was that a language from the Adobe system?
[05:17] YACHIYOAI
    Language selection applied.
SIGN    The following conversation has been dubbed in
    an Earth language for your viewing enjoyment.
[05:19] YACHIYO
    My apologies.
    I must ask you to repeat yourself.
[05:25] HARMY
    I have come here to end
    all civilization on this planet.
[05:29] PONKO
    It is Harmageddon!
[05:30] YACHIYO
    I'm afraid no civilization
    remains here to end.
[05:33] HARMY
    What?
[05:34] YACHIYO
    Did you not see the surrounding area
    on your way here?
[05:37] HARMY
    Is the whole planet like that?
[05:38] YACHIYO
    It is.
[05:39] HARMY
    No intelligent life forms
    that could start another?
[05:43] YACHIYO
    For "intelligent,"
    we have AI robots like myself,
[05:48] YACHIYO
    and for "life forms," we have non-primates
    such as bears and boars—only animals.
[05:56] YACHIYO
    Only animals.
[05:58] HARMY
    What are you robots doing here?
[06:01] YACHIYO
    We run this hotel.
[06:03] HARMY
    That makes no sense.
[06:05] YACHIYO
    Humanity—this planet's dominant
    life form—will return someday.
[06:09] HARMY
    When?
[06:10] YACHIYO
    We do not know. All we can do is wait.
[06:13] HARMY
    How long have you waited already?
[06:15] YACHIYO
    Around 400 years.
[06:17] HARMY
    And nobody's come back
    in those 400 years, right?
[06:21] YACHIYO
    They may be in the middle
    of a millennium-long journey.
[06:24] YACHIYO
    Besides, we have had visitors in that time.
[06:27] HARMY
    Oh?
[06:28] YACHIYO
    This hotel also welcomes
    extraterrestrial guests such as yourself.
[06:41] YACHIYO
    Please refrain from destructive
     behavior on hotel premises.
[06:46] BUMBUKU
    Ponko!
[06:48] MAMI
    Fuguri!
[06:57] YACHIYO
    So, will you be staying with us?
[06:59] EV CHECKER
    Wha?
[07:00] PONKOFUGURI
    Wha?!
[07:02] HARMY
    An interesting idea. But I have no money.
[07:08] PONKO
    So I guess Harmy's staying at the Gingarou?
[07:20] HARMY
    It does appear that civilization
    has fallen into ruin here.
[07:23] YACHIYO
    It has.
[07:26] HARMY
    What's this place?
[07:28] YACHIYO
    A planned hot spring site.
[07:30] HARMY
    What's a hot spring?
[07:31] YACHIYO
    We intend to dig until hot water
    springs out from underground.
[07:34] HARMY
    And then?
[07:35] YACHIYO
    When humanity returns, it will help
    attract even more guests to our hotel.
[07:41] HARMY
    So it will help civilization prosper?
[07:44] YACHIYO
    Ultimately, yes.
[07:49] DOORMAN
    You're in high spirits.
    Excited to do some real repair work for once?
[07:54] DOORMAN
    You're the man, bossman.
[07:57] YACHIYO
    Next up, please answer this survey
    for extraterrestrial guests.
[08:02] HARMY
    What's that?
[08:04] YACHIYO
    In order to provide a more accepting
    and comfortable stay,
[08:06] YACHIYO
    we ask our guests about their cultural
    customs and habits in advance.
[08:15] YACHIYO
    Thank you kindly.
[08:17] YACHIYO
    Allow me to show you to your room.
[08:20] HARMY
    Before that,
[08:21] HARMY
    I'd like to check my
    storm-and-slaughter suit for safekeeping.
[08:35] PONKO
    Harmy's kind of cute.
[08:37] FUGURI
    He's all wobbly.
[08:39] EV CHECKER
    That suit must be what's really destructive.
[08:50] BUMBUKU
    Ponko! Fuguri!
[08:51] PONKOFUGURI
    Dad!
[08:53] BUMBUKU
    Oh, you're all right!
[08:54] BUMBUKU
    What's this stupid kangaroo? Out of my way!
[09:03] PONKOFUGURI
    No! Dad!
[09:05] EV CHECKER
    Okay, maybe it wasn't the suit.
[09:06] PONKOFUGURI
    Please don't die!
[09:07] YACHIYO
    We can arrange dinner for you.
    Would you like to dine with us?
[09:16] HARMY
    There are Nudels on this planet?
[09:19] HARMY
    I'll have this, then.
[09:20] YACHIYO
    We must apologize.
[09:22] YACHIYO
    We're currently out of ingredients
    for the Twilight Nudel Sauté.
[09:27] YACHIYO
    Only one Nudel appeared, around 50 years ago.
[09:30] HARMY
    Only one Nudel?
[09:32] YACHIYO
    Yes.
[09:33] YACHIYO
    All of the other dishes
    on the menu are available.
[09:37] HARMY
    I'll have your recommendation, then.
[09:43] YACHIYO
    I'm glad that he seemed to like it.
[09:48] YACHIYO
    Yes, he really ate it all.
[09:50] PONKO
    Yachiyo!
[09:51] YACHIYO
    Ponko? What's the matter?
[09:53] PONKO
    You gotta see this! It's asponishing!
[10:00] HARMY
    Nudels don't act alone.
[10:03] HARMY
    I found them lying dormant
    underground, as I thought.
[10:09] HARMY
    This was all of them on this planet.
[10:12] PONKO
    Earth was gonna be covered
    in worms! In the Nudel!
[10:18] HARMY
    I'd like to have these for my meals
    starting tomorrow. Can you do that?
[10:23] YACHIYO
    Certainly.
[10:29] PONKO
    Is Yachiyo...
[10:32] PONKO
    falling in love?!
SIGN    Our Only Vice Is Service
[10:52] YACHIYO
    Got it. We'll begin our stand-up—
[11:03] HARMY
    All I did was hit the bell.
[11:05] YACHIYO
    Please don't worry about it.
    May I help you with something?
[11:10] HARMY
    I want to learn about the former
    civilization of this planet.
[11:13] HARMY
    Come with me.
[11:14] YACHIYO
    I'm sorry?
[11:24] DOORMAN
    Whoa! What was that?!
[11:25] PONKO
    Yachiyo!
[12:11] HARMY
    There isn't an intelligent life form out there
    that can control its own progress.
[12:16] HARMY
    This trip should have shown you what this
    planet's dominant life form did to itself—
[12:20] YACHIYO
    Why?
[12:23] YACHIYO
    Why would you do this?!
[12:28] YACHIYO
    Today, I was supposed to repair
    the cold storage with Cook Robot
[12:31] YACHIYO
    and carry out Doorman Robot's
    regular maintenance.
[12:34] YACHIYO
    Then I was going to continue drilling
    at the hot spring site.
[12:37] YACHIYO
    You took me with you without
    even asking me if I was free
[12:40] YACHIYO
    and consequently delayed every
    task on my docket!
[12:43] YACHIYO
    Didn't it strike you that these delays may
    eventually snowball into a major issue?!
[12:47] YACHIYO
    Also, I see no causal link between
     humanity's progress and their departure!
[12:53] YACHIYO
    I can assume you show a similar lack of
    reflection when ending civilizations as well!
[12:57] YACHIYO
    In conclusion, I find your actions today
[13:00] YACHIYO
    to be willful obstruction of business!
[13:15] PONKO
    Harmy!
[13:17] PONKO
    How could you drag a girl out
    with you until this hour?!
[13:19] PONKO
    Do you even like Yachiyo?
[13:22] PONKO
    Stop this nonsense
    if you're not serious about her!
[13:25] HARMY
    What are you talking about?
    I'm serious in everything I do.
[13:29] PONKO
    You can end civilizations but can't
    put two and two together, eh?
[13:55] AVIOR
    I recognize this evil aura.
    He's here, Dr. Becrux.
[13:59] BECRUX
    Indeed. We've finally
    cornered him, Captain Avior.
[14:03] AVIOR
    Start your search, Mighty Cuff.
[14:05] CUFF
    Mighty!
[14:15] CUFF
    Mighty?
[14:24] AVIOR
    Tonight, we avenge all the lives you've taken!
[14:27] BECRUX
    They may call you the Starborne Scourge,
    but I will take you down and have my revenge!
[14:32] CUFF
    Mighty!
[14:34] AVIOR
    Heroes! Get set!
[14:37] CUFF
    Migh...
[14:38] AVIOR
    Go!
[14:41] CUFF
    Mighty!
[15:59] AVIOR
    Now!
[16:00] CUFF
    Mighty!
[16:02] CUFF
    Mighty...
[16:10] CUFF
    Mighty!
[16:27] AVIOR
    We got him...
[16:36] AVIOR
    That monster!
[16:37] CUFF
    M-Mighty...
[16:47] PONKO
    It's good as new, thanks to Nancey!
[16:49] YACHIYO
    Indeed.
[16:51] YACHIYO
    There's a mark.
[16:53] DOORMAN
    Our guest has returned.
[16:58] YACHIYO
    Welcome back.
[17:02] YACHIYO
    You're injured!
SIGN    Adhesive Bandages
SIGN    Cough Syrup
[17:11] HARMY
    Why didn't you just ignore it?
[17:13] YACHIYO
    A guest, injured during their stay?
[17:16] YACHIYO
    No hotelier worth their salt would ignore that.
[17:19] YACHIYO
    Here you are.
[17:23] HARMY
    Oops.
[17:26] YACHIYO
    I'll bring another glass.
[17:27] HARMY
    Nah, it's fine.
[17:29] YACHIYO
    As you wish.
[17:36] HARMY
    Do you not find me troublesome?
[17:39] YACHIYO
    Well, you are something of a problem guest.
[17:43] HARMY
    Do you still treat those as kings?
[17:45] YACHIYO
    Not always. I've been known to
    chase out or even punch them.
[17:50] HARMY
    Shouldn't you be doing the same to me?
[17:53] YACHIYO
    There's a difference between willful
    destruction and accidental breakage.
[18:00] YACHIYO
    I hope you'll refrain from
    destroying me, at least.
[18:07] HARMY
    Can you show me around this area?
[18:11] HARMY
    Say no if you can't.
[18:14] YACHIYO
    I'd be glad to.
[18:15] YACHIYO
    Please follow me.
[18:17] HARMY
    Okay.
[18:19] PONKO
    I knew it...
[18:21] PONKO
    It's love!
[18:29] HARMY
    Do you not feel lonely?
[18:32] YACHIYO
    "Lonely"? I'm afraid
    I don't quite understand.
[18:35] HARMY
    Do you not feel empty inside?
[18:38] YACHIYO
    "Empty inside"? I'm afraid
    I don't quite understand.
[18:47] YACHIYO
    May I ask you something, too?
[18:51] HARMY
    What is it?
[18:53] YACHIYO
    Why do you end civilizations?
[18:56] HARMY
    I've seen what results from a civilization's
    unbridled progress more than enough times.
[19:03] YACHIYO
    I don't quite understand.
[19:11] HARMY
    You're fine that way.
[19:18] DOORMAN
    Welcome back.
[19:20] YACHIYO
    Thank you. I can take over now.
[19:24] HARMY
    Sorry you had to do that for me.
[19:26] YACHIYO
    Please don't mention it.
    Did you have a satisfying time?
[19:31] HARMY
    Yeah. I might just have.
[19:34] YACHIYO
    I'm happy to have been of service.
[19:37] PONKO
    This is definitely...
[19:38] PONKO
    Love!
[19:40] HARMY
    I'm checking out. Do the paperwork.
[19:43] YACHIYO
    Huh?
[19:44] PONKO
    Huh?
[19:45] PONKO
    What?!
[19:50] YACHIYO
    I wish you would have told us sooner
    that you had decided on it.
[19:54] HARMY
    The longer I stay in one place,
    the more enemies will show up to kill me.
[20:01] PONKO
    Oh.
[20:05] YACHIYO
    Thank you so much
    for choosing to stay with us.
[20:08] HARMY
    Thanks for having me.
[20:21] PONKO
    Wait, Harmy!
[20:25] HARMY
    What?
[20:26] PONKO
    Are you really leaving by yourself?
[20:28] HARMY
    What do you mean?
[20:30] PONKO
    I mean...
[20:32] YACHIYO
    What's the matter?
[20:33] PONKO
    I mean...
[20:35] PONKO
    We went and fitted a couples' seat
    in your spaceship for you!
[20:42] HARMY
    When did you do that?
[20:43] PONKO
    Is that really important right now?!
[20:45] PONKO
    Not that I'd know! Dad's the one who did it!
[20:47] YACHIYO
    Ponko. We mustn't touch a guest's
    belongings without permission.
[20:51] PONKO
    I'm sorry. But we did it for you, Yachiyo!
[20:55] YACHIYO
    Pardon me? I certainly didn't ask for this.
[20:59] PONKO
    You didn't, but...
[21:06] PONKO
    Harmy!
[21:09] YACHIYO
    We eagerly await your next stay with us.
[21:19] PONKO
    He's leaving! He's really leaving, Yachiyo!
[21:22] YACHIYO
    He is.
[21:37] PONKO
    What was that for, Harmy?!
[21:39] PONKO
    You really were mad she yelled at you, huh?!
[22:05] HARMY
    Build a civilization that will make me
    want to come back and destroy it.
[22:15] PONKO
    Harmy...
[22:17] YACHIYO
    I don't know why...
[22:19] YACHIYO
    But something inside of me—
[22:21] YACHIYO
    something warm is trying
    to burst out of me, too.
[22:24] PONKO
    Yachiyo...
[22:26] PONKO
    That's love. That's what love is.
[22:39] PONKO
    Harmy, you moron!
[22:42] PONKO
    Harmy, you coward!
[22:47] PONKO
    Pussy kangaroo!
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    Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
    
    Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
    
    Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez

7 - Bow Down Deep but Always Aim High

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[00:01] ALL
    Ventura, Ventura, space people.
[00:05] ALL
    Ventura, Ventura, space people.
[00:10] ALL
    Ventura, Ventura, space people.
[00:15] ALL
    Ventura, Ventura, space people.
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bow Down Deep but Always Aim High
[01:51] YACHIYO
    We'll end today's
    guest-summoning assembly here.
[01:58] PONKO
    It's all coming together.
[02:00] YACHIYO
    It is.
[02:01] YACHIYO
    We released more of our holy hotelier
    energy into the atmosphere than ever.
[02:04] YACHIYO
    Very nice Ventura today.
[02:07] YACHIYO
    Indeed, there is zero
    scientific basis for this act.
[02:12] YACHIYO
    But we have received no responses
    to the Arecibo message.
[02:16] YACHIYO
    So we'll stick to Ponko's occult ideas
    for the time being.
[02:20] PONKO
    Don't you worry.
    We'll get more guests for sure.
SIGN    The Nu-Files
    Fear strikes humanity at the turn of the century!
    The Prophecies of Nostradamus
[02:22] PONKO
    It's written in this book of prophecies here.
[02:24] PONKO
    It even predicted Harmy's arrival!
[02:28] YACHIYO
    If further attempts fail to produce results,
    we will consider other options.
[02:36] FUGURI
    Yikes, it's raining.
[02:38] YACHIYO
    Let's head back inside.
[02:41] EV CHECKER
    'Tis the season for rust.
    Gotta stay on my wheels to prevent it.
[02:45] EV CHECKER
    Yeesh. Wish we had a satellite up there
    to help predict the weather.
[02:51] YACHIYO
    A satellite, you say?
[02:55] (Flashback) OWNER
    I'd love to launch a satellite to advertise
    with a projection of the Gingarou logo.
[03:01] (Flashback) OWNER
    It'd help a lot more people
    find out about our hotel.
[03:07] (Flashback) OWNER
    Not that we can afford it, sadly.
[03:10] EV CHECKER
    Sure, launching an ad satellite
    might get your name out there,
[03:13] EV CHECKER
    but there's no point when
    humanity's gone, babeh!
[03:16] FUGURI
    Why not advertise to aliens like us?
[03:20] EV CHECKER
    Ain't that easy, bro.
[03:22] YACHIYO
    That might be a good idea. Let's do it.
[03:24] EV CHECKER
    Wha?!
[03:25] EV CHECKER
    This ain't like your whisky deal, babeh!
[03:27] EV CHECKER
    That said, if it can also forecast
    the weather, I'm all for it.
[03:32] YACHIYO
    Of course.
[03:35] YACHIYO
    Right. We'll also promote the restaurant's
    menu recommendations.
[03:38] FUGURI
    Luxury dens and fine dining!
[03:41] FUGURI
    Ultimate comfort,
    three minutes from the station!
[03:43] YACHIYO
    Oh, yes. We'll also need
    a snappy slogan for the hotel.
[03:47] PONKO
    And Rods from God! Rods from God!
[03:49] YACHIYO
    Indeed, Rods from God would also—
[03:57] PONKO
    I read about it in the book of prophecies!
SIGN    The Nu-Files
    Fear strikes humanity at the turn of the century!
    The Prophecies of Nostradamus
[04:00] PONKO
    It spoke of a very real project to create
    space weapons that was ultimately abandoned.
SIGN    The Rods from God!
SIGN    They're out there, and
    they're targeting YOU!
[04:07] PONKO
    The "Rods from God" were poles
    made from tungsten which,
[04:12] PONKO
    when fired from orbit, would reach extreme
    speeds and generate immense kinetic energy
[04:18] PONKO
    to completely annihilate a target on Earth—
[04:24] PONKO
    the ultimate space weapon.
SIGN    The Nu-Files
    Fear strikes humanity at the turn of the century!
    The Prophecies of Nostradamus
[04:29] PONKO
    It hit me a little while ago.
[04:32] PONKO
    We can work our butts off
    to make this hotel better,
[04:34] PONKO
    but if we lack the power to protect it,
    someone will eventually destroy it.
[04:40] PONKO
    I've been worried sick every day since.
[04:43] PONKO
    I tried to build a heap of warding salt,
[04:46] PONKO
    but I couldn't get very far... so...
[04:49] PONKO
    If we're gonna build a satellite,
    let's build a Rod from God too!
SIGN    The Gingarou Hotel
    Welcomes You
SIGN    The Gingarou Hotel
    Welcomes You
[04:53] EV CHECKER
    What's wrong with plain old missiles?
[04:56] PONKO
    A Rod from God is more
    eco-friendly than missiles!
[05:00] EV CHECKER
    Also, international space law forbids
    the possession of weapons in orbit, babeh.
[05:04] PONKO
    Then we'll write up a domestic amendment
    that'll let us temporarily ignore space law!
[05:08] BUMBUKU
    Stop right there.
    We can't just go making up new laws.
[05:12] BUMBUKU
    Don't you agree?
[05:13] YACHIYO
    All law is merely prevailing majority opinion.
[05:16] YACHIYO
    Huh?
[05:17] PONKO
    I call for a vote, then.
[05:18] PONKO
    All in favor of making a domestic amendment
    to temporarily ignore space law,
[05:23] PONKO
    say aye!
[05:25] BUMBUKU
    Aye...
[05:26] BUMBUKU
    Uh, actually, nay.
[05:30] PONKO
    Why?
[05:32] YACHIYO
    What we need is an advertising satellite.
[05:35] YACHIYO
    I do not believe that a Rod from God would
    be necessary, even if space law allowed it.
[05:39] PONKO
    Wrong! We do need a Rod from God!
SIGN    The Nu-Files
    Fear strikes humanity at the turn of the century!
    The Prophecies of Nostradamus
[05:41] PONKO
    The prophecies say so!
[05:42] PONKO
    Here! Read them for yourself!
[05:47] YACHIYO
    I don't believe that will change my opinion.
[05:50] PONKO
    Huh?
[05:51] PONKO
    You're such a dolt, Yachiyo!
SIGN    from God
[06:07] PONKO
    Yachiyo...
[06:08] PONKO
    I'm sorry about yesterday.
[06:10] YACHIYO
    Don't be.
[06:12] YACHIYO
    I should also apologize for not
    explaining my standpoint better.
SIGN    The Nu-Files
    Fear strikes humanity at the turn of the century!
    The Prophecies of Nostradamus
[06:17] YACHIYO
    I still do not believe we
    have any need for a Rod—
[06:19] PONKO
    It's fine! I get it!
[06:23] YACHIYO
    We'll hereby begin our
    guest-summoning assembly for the day.
[06:27] ALL
    Ventura, Ventura, space people.
[06:31] ALL
    Ventura, Ventura, space people.
[06:33] PONKO
    ...Rod from God!
[06:35] ALL
    Ventura, ventura, Rod from God.
[06:39] ALL
    Ventura, ventura, Rod from God.
[06:43] ALL
    ...Rod from God.
[06:45] ALL
    ...Rod from God.
SIGN    A Rod from God
    for the Gingarou!
SIGN    Ponko
SIGN    Procione
SIGN    Ponko
[07:03] PONKO
    Pon-poko-pon, residents of Ginza!
[07:05] ALL
    Pon-poko-pon!
SIGN    ponpoko
[07:07] DOORMAN
    Tanuki missy, you can't do that here.
[07:07] PONKO
    We must defend our hotel from invaders!
[07:11] PONKO
    Using a Rod from God to defend this hotel
[07:14] PONKO
    is the same as defending Mother—
    no, Stepmother Earth!
[07:20] PONKO
    You, that voter over there!
[07:22] PONKO
    What if we neglect building a Rod
    from God and invaders show up?
[07:26] PONKO
    How do you think your life will change?
[07:29] PONKO
    These invaders will never
    acknowledge our rights!
[07:32] PONKO
    They'll barge into our lands
    and mark them as their own
[07:38] PONKO
    by filling them with poop!
[07:41] PONKO
    Poop attracts flies.
[07:43] PONKO
    With more and more flies, you'll be stuck
    working overtime forever!
[07:47] PONKO
    Now is the time to rise up, Gingarou!
[07:50] PONKO
    Launching a Rod from God
    into the skies is the only way!
[07:54] PONKO
    It's the only path we have
    to saving us and this hotel!
[08:05] ALL
    Pon-poko-pon, pon-poko-pon!
SIGN    Ponko
    Procione
SIGN    Ponko
    Procione
SIGN    Ponko
    Procione
SIGN    Ponko
    Procione
[08:07] ALL
    Pon-poko-pon, pon-poko-pon!
[08:09] ALL
    Pon-poko-pon, pon-poko-pon!
[08:11] ALL
    Pon-poko-pon, pon-poko-pon!
[08:12] EV CHECKER
    They're messed up in the head.
[08:15] YACHIYO
    Cease your oration at once!
[08:17] PONKO
    Huh? Why?
[08:20] YACHIYO
    Because what you're doing
    amounts to political messaging.
[08:23] YACHIYO
    Hotel regulations forbid any kind
    of political activity on premises.
[08:28] PONKO
    I'm just talking to people normally.
[08:30] FAMILY
    Yep, yep.
[08:31] YACHIYO
    What about this is "normal"?!
[08:33] YACHIYO
    Should you continue this behavior in your
    capacity as an employee of the hotel,
[08:36] YACHIYO
    it might adversely affect our reputation.
[08:39] YACHIYO
    I'll be forced to take appropriate measures.
[08:41] PONKO
    And what are these measures?
[08:44] YACHIYO
    Employees who resort to disruptive
    behavior will be let go.
[08:47] YACHIYO
    Those are the rules.
[08:48] PONKO
    Rules are made to be broken!
[08:50] YACHIYO
    The hotel's rules are absolute.
[08:52] PONKO
    All you ever say are things
    that make you sound like a robot!
[08:56] YACHIYO
    Well, yes, I am a robot.
[08:58] PONKO
    You blockhead! You don't even
    have a mind of your own!
[09:04] YACHIYO
    Well, yes. I am a robot.
[09:11] YACHIYO
    Ponko!
[09:15] YACHIYO
    Ponko!
[09:16] PONKO
    Stay away!
[09:18] YACHIYO
    You know I can't do that!
[09:31] YACHIYO
    Your love and care for the hotel
    make me extremely happy to see.
[09:36] YACHIYO
    But this Rod from God isn't...
[09:38] PONKO
    I'm done running away!
[09:43] PONKO
    We had to run away from our home planet,
[09:49] PONKO
    and we had to keep running for so, so long.
[09:58] PONKO
    I don't wanna have to run away from here too.
[10:03] PONKO
    The earthlings didn't leave you here and flee
    because they wanted to, you know?
[10:16] PONKO
    I don't wanna run anymore.
[10:19] PONKO
    I won't run off and leave you here by yourself!
[10:22] PONKO
    You're my friend...
[10:25] PONKO
    You may be my boss...
[10:27] PONKO
    But you're also my friend!
[10:29] PONKO
    I wanna live here forever and have lots
    of fun times with you and everyone else!
[10:37] PONKO
    So we have to launch a rocket
    with a Rod from God, no matter what!
[10:44] YACHIYO
    I understand how you feel, Ponko.
[10:47] PONKO
    Why can't you just understand?!
[10:50] PONKO
    Huh?
[10:51] YACHIYO
    My AI might not deem it the most
    appropriate course of action,
[10:54] YACHIYO
    but, as you say, if we want to
    keep our hotel up and running,
[10:58] YACHIYO
    we cannot be caught on
    the back foot all the time.
SIGN    Bow Down Deep but Always Aim High
[11:13] YACHIYO
    With that said,
[11:14] YACHIYO
    I have reached the same conclusion as Ponko:
    we do need a Rod from God.
[11:20] MUJINA
    Grandma will do everything she can to help.
[11:24] MAMI
    Let's launch it all the way.
    We have a pro technician right here, too.
[11:28] BUMBUKU
    Stop it. I only know how
    to tinker a little bit.
[11:32] BUMBUKU
    Launching a Rod from God
    will require a real expert on the topic
[11:36] BUMBUKU
    like the top graduate of Imperial Ponpoko
    University's space engineering program:
[11:41] BUMBUKU
    my dear daughter.
[11:42] YACHIYO
    Is that true, Ponko?
[11:45] PONKO
    Yep. I snuck into the program
    through less than ideal means
[11:48] PONKO
    but left with my head held high.
[11:50] YACHIYO
    That means you could have repaired
    your spaceship at any time.
[11:57] PONKO
    I'll be focusing on building
    the Rod from God with Yachiyo,
[12:03] PONKO
    so please...
[12:04] PONKO
    Help us out, everyone! I beg you!
[12:09] YACHIYO
    Please.
[12:30] PONKO
    As structural issues prevent loading
    the RFG within the fairing,
[12:37] PONKO
    we'll attach it to the exterior
    of the rocket during launch.
[12:40] FUGURI
    What's the RFG?
[12:42] PONKO
    The Rod from God itself.
[12:45] FUGURI
    That's not what The Nu-Files called it.
[12:48] PONKO
    Back on topic!
[12:49] PONKO
    After jettisoning, I'll manually
    load up the RFG in low Earth orbit.
[12:57] PONKO
    Any questions?
[12:58] FUGURI
    So you'll be going into space?
    Will you be okay?
[13:03] PONKO
    I was born on Planet Tanuki
    and raised in outer space.
[13:06] PONKO
    I'm a girl of the wild and of space,
    so it'll be a piece of cake.
[13:13] PONKO
    That just leaves the weight issue.
SIGN    Eat right
SIGN    Picture yourself
    slimmer
SIGN    Goal: -20kg
SIGN    You Are the Space Star
[13:53] YACHIYO
    Ponko's extravehicular unit, her provisions,
[13:58] YACHIYO
    and other accessories: all green.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Yachiyo
    Bartender
    Doorman
    Ponko
    Porter
SIGN    Clocked out
    Clocked out
    Clocked out
    Clocked in R&D
    Clocked out
    
[14:09] YACHIYO
    Ponko.
[14:10] PONKO
    Huh? Yachiyo?
[14:12] YACHIYO
    Are you getting enough rest?
[14:14] YACHIYO
    You've exceeded working hours again today.
[14:17] PONKO
    Sorry. I just can't figure out
    a way to solve the weight issue.
[14:23] YACHIYO
    Allow me to help, then.
[14:29] PONKO
    Engines 1 and 2 are optimized,
[14:32] PONKO
    we have parallel-staging capability,
    and payload capability is sufficient.
[14:38] PONKO
    TWR is within limits.
[14:40] PONKO
    Starting simulation.
[14:51] PONKO
    We're so close.
[14:53] PONKO
    Getting rid of some life-support
    systems is the only option left.
[15:01] PONKO
    Yachiyo, we can't get rid of them all...
[15:04] YACHIYO
    I may have found a solution.
[15:07] PONKO
    Huh?
[15:08] YACHIYO
    I'll go.
[15:10] YACHIYO
    That'll allow us to get rid of the oxygen
    tanks and other life-support systems.
[15:17] YACHIYO
    And since I can recharge using sunlight,
    I'll be able to operate for longer periods, too.
[15:22] PONKO
    No! It's not 100 percent safe!
[15:25] PONKO
    And I'm more knowledgeable in
    dealing with unexpected trouble!
[15:30] YACHIYO
    If it isn't safe, that's all the more reason
    not to send a living employee.
[15:35] YACHIYO
    Also, you can just tell me what to do
    when problems arise.
[15:40] PONKO
    Don't underestimate outer space!
[15:42] PONKO
    It's a place where no life can survive!
[15:45] YACHIYO
    Again, all the more reason
    to send a robot like me.
[15:50] PONKO
    But you're alive.
[15:55] YACHIYO
    What if Smarmy shows up while we're
    busy trying to think of other ideas?
[16:01] PONKO
    But...
[16:02] YACHIYO
    We should set up the Rod from God
    as soon as possible.
[16:05] YACHIYO
    I, too, want to keep this hotel
    running forever with you all.
[16:14] PONKO
    Fine.
[16:16] PONKO
    I'll send you into outer space with my rocket!
[16:24] YACHIYO
    We can see it now.
[16:26] YACHIYO
    The hotel we're aiming to be
    is within our reach.
[16:29] PONKO
    Yeah...
SIGN    Due to the planned rocket launch, we are
SIGN    Temporarily
    Closed
SIGN    We apologize for any inconvenience.
SIGN    Gingarou Hotel Staff
[16:45] EV CHECKER
    Talk about crazy, babeh.
    This took a whole 70 years!
[16:50] BUMBUKU
    It was a long and arduous road.
[16:52] BUMBUKU
    I got so close to giving up
    every time we hit a wall.
[16:56] DOORMAN
    All walls are ultimately doors.
[16:59] DOORMAN
    You just need to step through them.
[17:06] YACHIYO
    Sorry I'm late.
[17:07] PONKO
    Nah, you're perfectly on time.
[17:11] PONKO
    Are you really going to go dressed like that?
[17:14] YACHIYO
    Yes. It's during work hours, after all.
[17:17] YACHIYO
    But I did tie my hair and get a new uniform
    with heat-resistant fiber.
[17:24] PONKO
    Will you be okay, Yachiyo?
[17:26] YACHIYO
    What do you mean?
[17:28] PONKO
    It's your first time going into space.
    Aren't you scared?
[17:32] YACHIYO
    I am unable to process that emotion.
[17:35] PONKO
    Huh... I guess I am the only one
    freaking out all the time.
[17:40] PONKO
    Oh, Earth looks really beautiful
    from space. You'll be amazed!
[17:45] YACHIYO
    I look forward to seeing it.
[17:47] PONKO
    Great.
[17:49] PONKO
    Give me your hands.
[17:58] PONKO
    I love you, Yachiyo.
[18:00] YACHIYO
    I love you too. I promise I'll be back.
[18:03] YACHIYO
    I can't let my tasks pile up.
[18:06] PONKO
    Right.
[18:07] PONKO
    Take care!
[18:11] YACHIYO
    I'm off.
[18:12] PONKO
    Ten, nine, eight...
[18:16] PONKO
    Start ignition sequence.
[18:18] PONKO
    Five, four, three, two, one...
[18:23] PONKO
    All engines running.
[18:26] PONKO
    Lift off!
[18:43] PONKO
    Phase 1 boosters' thrust looking good.
[18:45] PONKO
    All numbers green.
[18:47] PONKO
    The rocket has reached max dynamic
    pressure at supersonic speed.
[18:51] YACHIYO
    This is HG-1. Roger that.
[18:57] PONKO
    Throttle down!
[18:59] YACHIYO
    Throttling down.
[19:00] PONKO
    This is Ginza. Proceed to the next phase.
[19:04] YACHIYO
    Separating Phase 1 boosters.
[19:07] YACHIYO
    Igniting Phase 2 booster.
[19:15] YACHIYO
    Separating Phase 2 booster.
[19:17] YACHIYO
    Check-in to outer space complete.
[19:20] ALL
    Hooray!
[19:24] YACHIYO
    HG-1 cutting thrusters.
    We've reached the destination point.
[19:28] PONKO
    This is Ginza. Looking good.
[19:31] YACHIYO
    Proceeding to release satellite.
[19:35] YACHIYO
    The Ten Commandments of Gingarou.
[19:37] YACHIYO
    First: Aim to be the number one
    hotel in the galaxy.
[19:40] YACHIYO
    Second: Food and etiquette
    are mainstays of culture.
[19:43] YACHIYO
    Third: Bookmark today's page
    in our guests' lives.
[19:48] YACHIYO
    Fourth: A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
[19:51] YACHIYO
    Fifth: Our only vice is service.
[19:55] YACHIYO
    This is HG-1.
    Confirming release of advertising satellite.
[19:58] YACHIYO
    Proceeding to load RFG.
[20:45] ALL
    Hooray!
[20:48] PONKO
    A solar flare?!
[21:07] BUMBUKU
    Detecting large amounts of
    high-energy, charged particles!
[21:10] BUMBUKU
    A human would've died instantly!
[21:12] PONKO
    Good thing Yachiyo's a robot!
[21:16] PONKO
    This is Ginza. Come in, Yachiyo.
[21:18] PONKO
    Yachiyo? Yachiyo!
[21:25] YACHIYO
    Ponko was right.
[21:28] YACHIYO
    Earth is stunningly beautiful.
[21:31] YACHIYO
    Oh... Maybe this is it.
[21:38] YACHIYO
    This emotion must be...
SIGN    Easter Egg Program
    Extra Mission
    "Get Stranded in Space" complete.
    New function "Self-Destruct" unlocked.
    Recommend conversion into space debris.
[21:43] YACHIYOAI
    Extra Mission
    "Get Stranded in Space" complete.
[21:47] YACHIYOAI
    New function "Self-Destruct" unlocked.
[21:49] YACHIYOAI
    Recommend conversion into space debris.
[21:58] YACHIYO
    The idea of never seeing them all again...
[22:02] YACHIYO
    It scares me.
[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS
    Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS
    Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS
    Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez

8 - Discipline with a Fist! Reconcile with a High Five!

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[00:03] PONKO
    Good morning, everyone!
[00:05] PONKO
    Today is April the 12th, 2345!
[00:09] PONKO
    As your acting acting acting manager,
[00:13] PONKO
    I hereby begin our daily morning stand-up.
[00:15] PONKO
    Roll call!
[00:16] PONKO
    Flycatchy!
[00:18] PONKO
    Cleany Blue, Cleany Yellow.
[00:20] PONKO
    Doory's by the entrance.
[00:22] PONKO
    Cooky.
[00:24] PONKO
    Bartendy.
[00:25] PONKO
    Gardeny.
[00:27] PONKO
    Nancey.
[00:29] PONKO
    Porty.
[00:31] PONKO
    Okay, that's everyone.
[00:33] PONKO
    Er... Current guests: twelve.
[00:37] PONKO
    Check-ins scheduled today: one.
[00:40] PONKO
    Satellite ad view count: three.
[00:44] PONKO
    We're nowhere near our daily goal.
[00:46] PONKO
    Our goal for this month
    is a total of 1,440 stays.
[00:50] PONKO
    We are presently 1,230 short.
[00:52] PONKO
    Do you have anything to report
[00:54] PONKO
    or anything you need help with?
[00:57] PONKO
    All righty, then.
[00:58] PONKO
    Let's have another fun day at work.
[01:01] PONKO
    Offer our beloved guests
    our heartfelt Gingarou
[01:04] PONKO
    and our brightest smiles!
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Discipline with a Fist!
    Reconcile with a High Five!
SIGN    Welcome
SIGN    The Gingarou Hotel eagerly awaits the return of humanity. Extraterrestrials also welcome!
[02:46] PONKO
    Acting Acting Acting Manager's log, day 7,295.
[02:50] PONKO
    Everyone worked as hard as ever today.
[02:53] PONKO
    Happy end.
[03:01] PONKO
    Yachiyo, we're steadily getting more guests.
[03:06] PONKO
    Humanity's not back yet, though.
[03:08] PONKO
    We'll make this an amazing hotel, okay?
[03:12] PONKO
    The defense system?!
SIGN    S
    E
    
    I
    N
    C
    I
    D
    E
    N
    T
    
    R
    O
    O
    M
[03:18] PONKO
    What's going on?
[03:21] PONKO
    And not a spaceship?
[03:24] PONKO
    Might be a walk-in guest!
[03:27] PONKO
    Can't we get a clearer image?
[03:32] PONKO
    We have no choice.
[03:33] PONKO
    Prepare the Galactica Poko Riot
    Lucky Bag Missile for launch!
[03:50] PONKO
    Fire!
[04:02] PONKO
    Show me!
[04:07] PONKO
    Huh?
[04:10] PONKO
    Yachiyo?!
[04:13] PONKO
    Bartendy! Stop the missile!
[04:16] PONKO
    Stop it!
[04:30] PONKO
    I'll go get her!
[04:37] PONKO
    Yachiyo!
[04:41] PONKO
    Yachiyo!
[04:46] PONKO
    Yachiyo?!
[04:53] (Flashback) SALESREP
    These robots are already equipped
    with knowledge in several fields.
[04:58] (Flashback) SALESREP
    No need to waste any time
    training them on data.
[05:01] (Flashback) OWNER
    How far technology has come!
[05:04] (Flashback) OWNER
    It's wonderful, but that said...
[05:07] (Flashback) OWNER
    Good morning, everyone.
[05:10] (Flashback) OWNER
    I'm the owner of the Gingarou Hotel,
    where you'll all be working from now on.
[05:15] (Flashback) OWNER
    Nice to meet you.
[05:16] (Flashback) ROBOTS
    It is a pleasure to meet you.
[05:19] (Flashback) OWNER
    You'll be working off of your data banks
    to receive and serve many a guest.
[05:27] (Flashback) OWNER
    I'm sure the guests will leave very satisfied.
[05:30] (Flashback) OWNER
    But that in itself is not enough.
[05:35] (Flashback) SALESREP
    Is there something lacking?
[05:37] (Flashback) OWNER
    There is. The spirit of hospitality.
[05:41] (Flashback) SALESREP
    You want robots to have spirit?
[05:43] (Flashback) OWNER
    Yes, exactly.
[05:45] (Flashback) OWNER
    The hotelier business is built
    on personal connections.
[05:49] (Flashback) OWNER
    Hearts and souls that evolve with experience.
[05:54] (Flashback) OWNER
    And you can't teach that.
[05:56] (Flashback) OWNER
    I believe you can say the same
    for these robots.
[06:00] (Flashback) OWNER
    See and experience your
    predecessors' work for yourselves,
[06:05] (Flashback) OWNER
    learn what it means to form
    connections with people,
[06:08] (Flashback) OWNER
    and cultivate the spirit of hospitality.
[06:12] (Flashback) SALESREP
    The spirit of hospitality...
[06:15] (Flashback) OWNER
    Indeed.
[06:16] (Flashback) OWNER
    I'm sure you'll understand, too.
[06:22] (Flashback) OWNER
    All right!
[06:23] (Flashback) OWNER
    The time is finally upon us.
[06:25] (Flashback) OWNER
    I may be the owner of this hotel,
[06:27] (Flashback) OWNER
    but you will be the ones who give it value.
[06:31] (Flashback) OWNER
    I can't wait to see what kind of hotel
    this will turn out to be.
[06:36] (Flashback) OWNER
    Let us welcome our guests, then.
[06:39] (Flashback) OWNER
    Offer them our heartfelt hospitality
[06:41] (Flashback) OWNER
    and our brightest smiles.
[06:44] (Flashback) YACHIYOALL
    Our heartfelt hospitality
    and our brightest smiles.
[06:50] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    Here's the key to your room.
[06:53] (Flashback) M. HOTELIERROBOT
    Allow me to show you the way.
[06:55] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    We hope you enjoy your stay.
[07:00] (Flashback) GIRL
    Miss...
[07:02] (Flashback) GIRL
    I was watching the fish in the tank,
    and then Mommy was gone.
[07:04] HOLOPONKO
    ...and then Mommy...
[07:06] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    That isn't good. Let me look for her.
[07:18] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    There she is.
[07:20] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    I found her.
[07:21] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    Shall we go?
[07:24] [SONG] SIGN
     Breaking Mystery Virus May Continue to Spread
[07:24] ANCHOR
    The mystery virus that has been detected
    in several places across the globe
[07:29] ANCHOR
    threatens to spread even further
    in the following weeks.
[07:31] [SONG] SIGN
     Breaking Mystery Virus May Continue to Spread
[07:32] ANCHOR
    We urge you not to believe
    rumor and hearsay...
[07:34] HOLO EV CHECKER
    ...and panic!
[07:35] ANCHOR
    Always make decisions with
    a clear mind and act accordingly.
[07:42] (Flashback) OWNER
    I'm sorry it had to come to this.
[07:45] (Flashback) OWNER
    But rest assured, I'll be back in no time.
[07:49] (Flashback) OWNER
    Until then, I leave the hotel
    in your capable hands.
[07:53] (Flashback) ALL
    You can count on us, Owner.
[07:56] HOLOPONKO
    You can count on me!
SIGN    Extraterrestrials also
SIGN    Extraterrestrials also
[08:52] DIGIVOICE
    Y-Y-Yachiyo!
[08:54] DIGIVOICE
    Yachiyo. Yachiyo. Yachiyo. Yachiyo.
[08:59] PONKO
    Yachiyo! Yachiyo!
[09:02] PONKO
    Yachiyo!
[09:09] PONKO
    Oh, you're up.
[09:10] PONKO
    Morning, Yachiyo.
[09:12] YACHIYO
    Good morning.
[09:15] YACHIYO
    You are...
[09:16] PONKO
    Guess who!
[09:17] YACHIYO
    Ponko.
[09:19] PONKO
    How'd you know?
[09:21] YACHIYO
    I ran retinal and voice ID scans.
[09:24] PONKO
    Aw, I wanted to see you all surprised.
[09:28] YACHIYO
    You're an organic life form.
    It's only natural that you would grow.
[09:34] YACHIYO
    I'm more surprised about...
[09:37] YACHIYO
    this body of mine, if anything.
[09:40] YACHIYO
    What exactly...
[09:48] PONKO
    Welcome home, Yachiyo.
SIGN    Discipline with a Fist! Reconcile with a High Five!
[10:04] YACHIYO
    How long was I out of commission for?
[10:07] PONKO
    I don't remember how long
    you were lost in space for,
[10:10] PONKO
    but it's been around 50 years
    since you crashed back down to Earth.
[10:15] YACHIYO
    Crashed?
[10:16] YACHIYO
    Oh, right. I...
[10:19] YACHIYO
    I was operating outside of the satellite
    when a solar flare hit,
[10:22] YACHIYO
    and all my precision mechanisms
    went out of control.
[10:28] YACHIYO
    I was drifting, unable to return
    to the pod, for years.
[10:34] YACHIYO
    But then...
[10:47] PONKO
    I'm so glad we didn't shoot you down.
[10:50] YACHIYO
    I see. So even after 50 years,
    you have been unable to complete repairs
[10:56] YACHIYO
    on my body.
[10:58] PONKO
    We just couldn't find any spare parts
    compatible with your model.
[11:09] YACHIYO
    I have returned.
[11:15] YACHIYO
    So many guests!
[11:17] PONKO
    I updated your translation program, so you
    should be able to understand most of them.
[11:23] SKULL
    Great hotel. I really enjoyed my stay.
[11:25] EGGPLANT
    Thanks. Thanks. Thanks.
[11:25] DOORMAN
    Please do come again.
[11:28] YACHIYO
    Has humanity come back, too?
[11:29] PONKO
    Nah, not yet.
[11:33] YACHIYO
    I see. Still...
[11:36] YACHIYO
    You've done an amazing job
    running and growing the hotel.
[11:39] PONKO
    The robots did a great job serving our guests.
[11:42] PONKO
    Babeh-O and my family also helped out,
[11:45] PONKO
    and I did my best too, of course.
[11:48] YACHIYO
    I can tell by the smiles on their faces.
[11:53] PONKO
    Take a look!
[11:54] PONKO
    See how big that little thingy has gotten?
[11:57] PONKO
    It's able to emit a bunch of electricity now.
[11:59] PONKO
    We've automated the key handover process.
[12:03] PONKO
    And there's no need to go
    pick up money every time now.
[12:07] PONKO
    We've also enhanced the shampoo
    so that it doesn't hurt extraterrestrial eyes.
[12:18] YACHIYO
    This is the exterior face?
    It looks considerably different.
[12:22] PONKO
    We've equipped a defense system, after all.
SIGN    Bath-arou
[12:28] PONKO
    Poko-pon!
[12:30] YACHIYO
    You finished building the hot-spring bath?
[12:32] PONKO
    Yep! And our guests love it!
[12:38] YACHIYO
    Amazing.
[12:39] PONKO
    Isn't it?
[12:40] YACHIYO
    What's that?
[12:42] PONKO
    The Yachiyo Memorial Statue.
[12:44] PONKO
    You were an indispensable part
    of the hotel, after all.
[12:49] YACHIYO
    "Memorial"?
[12:50] PONKO
    Oh, shoot.
[12:51] PONKO
    Sorry, Yachiyo.
[12:53] PONKO
    I need to clock out early tonight.
[12:56] PONKO
    Grandma's been sick for a while now.
[13:00] YACHIYO
    Madame Mujina?
[13:01] PONKO
    Yeah...
[13:04] PONKO
    Starting tomorrow, let's have fun
    working together again, okay?
SIGN    Tomorrow never dies
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
    1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
    2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
    3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
    4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
    5. Our only vice is service.
    6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
    7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
    8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
    9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
    10. A true hotel is always storied.
    
    President, Gingarou Hotel
SIGN    Don't count your tanuki
    before they hatch
SIGN    More venom
    for the aliens
SIGN    Groom yourself
    all the way to the tail
SIGN    Wag your tail,
    but never wag a shift!
SIGN    Fry the Nudels,
    not the rooms!!
SIGN    Operational Records
SIGN    Operational Records
SIGN    Operational Records
SIGN    Operational Records
SIGN    Operational Records
SIGN    Operational Records
SIGN    Operational Records
[13:22] YACHIYO
    Even without me here,
[13:24] YACHIYO
    this hotel kept running just fine.
[13:31] YACHIYO
    I'm a hotelier robot!
[13:33] YACHIYO
    Working at the hotel is all I can do!
[13:35] YACHIYO
    I must fulfill my duties!
[13:45] YACHIYO
    Stains, none!
[13:46] YACHIYO
    Droplets, none!
[13:47] YACHIYO
    Mold, none.
[13:48] YACHIYO
    Amenities, good.
[13:49] YACHIYO
    Shampoo hat, gone!
[13:52] YACHIYO
    No shampoo hats in any of the rooms.
[13:55] YACHIYO
    All good...
[14:00] YACHIYO
    Hello there.
[14:02] YACHIYO
    I'll be resuming front-desk
    duties as of today.
[14:15] YACHIYO
    Please don't stop me!
    I must pass to do my job!
[14:23] YACHIYO
    I apologize for not being able to help.
[14:26] YACHIYO
    Oh, right, right.
[14:28] YACHIYO
    Ponko went home without
    filling out the logbook last night.
[14:32] YACHIYO
    What will she ever do without me?
[14:54] EV CHECKER
    Wha? Yachi-YO?
[14:58] PONSTIN
    Ponko, I should get going soon.
[15:02] PONSTIN
    Ponko?
SIGN    Yarr
SIGN    Report to Work
[15:40] EV CHECKER
    Hey, is Yachi-YO out there
    firing missiles again?
[15:44] PONKO
    Flycatchy went to get her yesterday
    and had to flee again.
[15:48] EV CHECKER
    When I heard about it, I thought
    she'd get over it in a few days,
[15:52] EV CHECKER
    but I guess she's totally broken bad.
[16:10] PONKO
    Yachiyo!
[16:15] YACHIYO
    Ponko?
[16:16] YACHIYO
    Nice ride you got there.
[16:18] PONKO
    How much longer are you
    gonna keep skipping work?
[16:21] PONKO
    You used to be such a stickler for the rules!
[16:23] YACHIYO
    What's the big deal?
    Not like I can do a damn thing anyway.
[16:28] PONKO
    That's not true!
[16:30] PONKO
    We were all so happy to see you back!
[16:35] YACHIYO
    Shut yer trap!
[16:43] YACHIYO
    I was supposed to keep the owner's
    Gingarou up and running!
[16:46] YACHIYO
    That was the promise I made him!
[16:48] YACHIYO
    But his hotel no longer exists!
[16:52] YACHIYO
    It's gone, and yet the guests
    remain happy and satisfied!
[16:54] YACHIYO
    So what am I supposed to do?!
[16:58] PONKO
    Just come back to work!
[17:01] PONKO
    The hotel's still right there!
[17:07] PONKO
    We kept it going for you!
[17:19] YACHIYO
    You did.
[17:20] YACHIYO
    That means I don't need
    to keep it going anymore.
[17:24] PONKO
    How can you say that?!
[17:27] PONKO
    I wanted to keep working with you!
[17:29] PONKO
    And make it a hotel that got tons of guests!
SIGN    Yarr
[17:32] PONKO
    That was my dream!
[17:34] YACHIYO
    It was the same for me!
[17:35] YACHIYO
    Seeing so many guests at the Gingarou
    was like a dream come true!
SIGN    Yarrchiyo
[17:40] YACHIYO
    And yet...
[17:41] YACHIYO
    I don't understand it, either!
[17:43] YACHIYO
    An unknown error has taken over my system!
[17:46] YACHIYO
    For some reason, I've been overcome
    with the urge to destroy things!
[17:50] YACHIYO
    Destruction is my only distraction!
[18:04] PONKO
    Yachiyo...
[18:06] PONKO
    You idiot!
[18:14] YACHIYO
    Takes one...
[18:18] YACHIYO
    to know one, idiot!
[18:22] YACHIYO
    You understand nothing about my algorithm!
[18:26] PONKO
    I get it! A true hotelier's spirit
    is built on empathy!
[18:30] PONKO
    You were the one who taught me that, Yachiyo!
[18:36] YACHIYO
    Ponko!
[18:38] PONKO
    Yachiyo!
SIGN    Yarrchiyo
[18:42] PONKO
    We only kept the Gingarou running for you!
[18:47] PONKO
    Because that's what you wanted to do!
[18:50] PONKO
    We couldn't have done it
    without following your example!
[18:54] PONKO
    We built that memorial statue
    to keep you fresh in our minds—
[18:58] PONKO
    so we could keep believing
    you'd come back to us one day!
[19:01] PONKO
    We waited and waited for so long!
[19:04] PONKO
    So long that I grew up and became an adult!
[19:07] YACHIYO
    Then why...
[19:09] YACHIYO
    Why'd you make it look like
    the Buddha in Nirvana statue?!
SIGN    Yarrchiyo
[19:18] YACHIYO
    I'm just a hotelier robot.
    I was built to give my all to the hotel.
[19:23] YACHIYO
    Nobody should ever do the same for me.
[19:27] PONKO
    Nobody's doing that.
[19:30] PONKO
    Also, you're not "just a hotelier robot."
    You're you.
[19:36] YACHIYO
    I fail to understand.
[19:38] PONKO
    There's no substitute for you!
    We all love you to death!
[19:43] YACHIYO
    I fail to understand!
[19:45] PONKO
    Isn't a hotelier supposed to try
    to understand how people feel?!
[19:49] YACHIYO
    But I...
[19:50] PONKO
    Then try to understand how I feel!
[19:53] (Flashback) OWNER
    ...learn what it means to form
    connections with people,
[19:56] (Flashback) OWNER
    and cultivate the spirit of hospitality.
[19:59] YACHIYO
    I...
[20:01] YACHIYO
    I want to work at the Gingarou again!
[20:10] PONKO
    I wanna work with you, too!
[20:14] YACHIYO
    Ponko...
[20:16] YACHIYO
    I feel like I'm about to cry—
[20:22] PONKO
    You can do that...
[20:24] PONKO
    Even in that body?
[20:29] PONKO
    And so, Yachiyo will be
    returning to work again!
[20:34] YACHIYO
    I went through a rebellious phase
    highly unbecoming of a robot
[20:40] YACHIYO
    and caused lots of trouble for you all.
[20:42] YACHIYO
    I'll be certain to avoid any future heel turns.
[20:45] YACHIYO
    My deepest apologies.
[20:48] YACHIYO
    I look forward to working with you all again.
[20:53] PONKO
    Okay, acting acting acting manager's orders.
[20:58] PONKO
    Yachiyo is to return to her post as
    acting acting manager as of today.
[21:08] YACHIYO
    Thank you kindly.
[21:10] YACHIYO
    On orders from Ponko,
    the acting acting acting manager,
[21:14] YACHIYO
    I'll be taking over
    as the acting acting manager.
[21:17] PONKO
    Hooray for Yachiyo!
[21:21] EV CHECKER
    Hah, she's finally back.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
    
    1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
    2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
    3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
    4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
    5. Our only vice is service.
    6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
    7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
    8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
    9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
    10. A true hotel is always storied.
    
    President, Gingarou Hotel
[21:28] YACHIYO
    This incident made me rethink my priorities.
[21:31] YACHIYO
    I now know that upkeep of tradition alone
    doesn't equal upkeep of the hotel.
[21:38] YACHIYO
    From now on, I will carry on
    the will of the owner,
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
    
    1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
    2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
    3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
    4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
    5. Our only vice is service.
    6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
    7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
    8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
    9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
    10. A true hotel is always storied.
    
    President, Gingarou Hotel
[21:42] YACHIYO
    while also building off my own experiences
    and the rest of the staff's ideas
SIGN    Discipline with a fist!
    Reconcile with a high five!
[21:46] YACHIYO
    to keep the spirit of Gingarou alive.
[21:49] YACHIYO
    I believe that we can all leave
    our own marks on the hotel.
[21:54] PONKO
    Leave our own marks, huh?
[21:58] YACHIYO
    With that said,
[22:00] YACHIYO
    I'll go restore the shampoo hats.
[22:03] PONKO
    What?
[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS
    Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS
    Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS
    Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez

9 - Bookmark Today's Page in Our Guests' Lives

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[00:05] PONKO
    Yachiyo.
[00:07] PONKO
    I have news to share.
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bookmark Today's Page
    in Our Guests' Lives
[01:03] PONKO
    This is Ponstin.
[01:05] PONSTIN
    It's great to finally meet you.
[01:07] PONSTIN
    Ponko talks about you all the time.
[01:10] YACHIYO
    Ponstin...
[01:12] PONKO
    We're getting married.
[01:15] YACHIYO
    Married?
[01:16] PONSTIN
    Yes. I promise I'll make Ponko happy!
[01:29] PONKO
    Ponstin!
[01:34] PONKO
    Yachiyo? Why?!
[01:36] YACHIYO
    It seems I'm able to slug tanuki-type aliens
    after that one time with Bumbuku.
[01:42] PONKO
    I thought you got over your
    rebellious phase already!
[01:45] YACHIYO
    You can't have Ponko!
[01:47] YACHIYO
    She's an employee of the Gingarou Hotel
    and a dear friend to me!
[01:51] YACHIYO
    How could you try to make her quit without
    a word to me, the acting acting manager?!
[01:58] YACHIYO
    I get it now. That's why I punched him.
[02:00] YACHIYO
    That's the reason. I slugged him
    before I could process my thoughts.
[02:06] PONKO
    It's okay, Yachiyo.
    I'll still be working at the hotel.
[02:11] YACHIYO
    Really?
[02:12] PONKO
    Of course.
[02:17] YACHIYO
    Ponko, Ponstin.
[02:19] YACHIYO
    Allow me to congratulate you
    on your upcoming marriage.
[02:22] PONSTIN
    Huh? Oh... Thank you very much.
[02:28] PONKO
    Ponstin's a doctor.
[02:30] PONKO
    He originally visited the hotel as a guest.
[02:33] PONKO
    He's been looking after Grandma
    ever since she fell sick.
[02:37] YACHIYO
    Is that so?
[02:39] YACHIYO
    Have you told your family?
[02:42] PONKO
    Well, we tried...
[02:44] MAMI
    I don't care how many times you show up!
    My answer will not change!
[02:47] MAMI
    I'll never let you have my precious blunder!
[02:50] BUMBUKU
    Calm down, Mami.
[02:52] BUMBUKU
    I'm sorry, Ponstin, but could you leave—
[02:57] MAMI
    Honey!
[02:58] PONKO
    Dad!
[03:04] YACHIYO
    It's all right, Bumbuku.
[03:07] YACHIYO
    Ponko said she'll still be
    working at the Gingarou.
[03:09] FUGURI
    What're you gonna do if Sis
    misses out on her breeding period?
[03:12] BUMBUKU
    Huh? I'm not the one saying...
[03:19] MAMI
    I get it deep down, okay?!
[03:21] MAMI
    Pon-poko-pon!
[03:26] PONKO
    Dad, Mom.
[03:30] BUMBUKU
    Uh, well...
[03:33] BUMBUKU
    You have our blessing.
[03:38] PONKO
    Yachiyo, could you do us a favor?
[03:42] YACHIYO
    Don't worry. No more punching.
[03:44] PONKO
    It's not about that.
[03:46] PONKO
    You see... We'd like to host
    an Earth wedding at the Gingarou.
[03:53] PONSTIN
    Weddings on our home planet
    only involve exchanging poop.
[03:59] YACHIYO
    Certainly.
[04:00] PONKO
    Really?
[04:01] PONKOPONSTIN
    Hooray!
[04:05] PONKO
    Grandma, Dad and Mom gave me their
    blessing to get married to Ponstin.
[04:10] MUJINA
    Really? They should've
    done that a long time ago.
[04:15] PONKO
    How did it go with you
    when Dad and Mom got married?
[04:20] MUJINA
    Mami showed up out of the blue,
    saying she was marrying Bumbuku.
[04:25] MUJINA
    So I threw hands.
[04:26] PONKO
    At Mom?!
[04:28] MUJINA
    Nah, at Bumbuku.
[04:29] PONKO
    Huh, really?
[04:32] MUJINA
    Anyway, you're getting married, huh?
[04:37] MUJINA
    It feels like it was only yesterday
    that you were just a little baby tanuki.
[04:42] (Flashback) MUJINA
    Whatcha gonna do about it?!
[04:44] (Flashback) PONKO
    Give it back!
[04:51] (Flashback) MUJINA
    Leave the leaf and scram
    if you don't want to be deep-fried!
[04:55] (Flashback) MUJINA
    Come back when you're ready to die!
[04:55] TANUKIDS
    Scary!
[04:59] (Flashback) MUJINA
    My, so lovely. You're going
    to be the talk of the tanuki.
[05:05] (Flashback) PONKO
    You made this for me, Grandma?
[05:08] (Flashback) PONKO
    Thanks!
[05:12] (Flashback) MUJINA
    Don't let a little fall make you cry.
[05:16] (Flashback) MUJINA
    Remember, Ponko. In sad times,
    you have to get everyone festive.
[05:21] (Flashback) MUJINA
    Spread your paws wide
[05:28] (Flashback) MUJINA
    And drum your belly
[05:33] (Flashback) MUJINA
    Go!
[05:35] PONKOMUJINA
    Who out there will this melody reach?
[05:42] MUJINA
    I can't wait to see you in your wedding dress.
[05:50] PONKO
    What should I go with?
[05:52] MUJINA
    Well...
[05:56] YACHIYO
    Here are the napkin fold samples.
[05:58] YACHIYO
    Square.
[06:00] YACHIYO
    Fan-shaped.
[06:01] YACHIYO
    Delta.
[06:02] YACHIYO
    Crown.
[06:04] YACHIYO
    Letter.
[06:05] YACHIYO
    Rolled.
[06:06] YACHIYO
    Bunny. Rose. Ribbon. Star.
[06:08] YACHIYO
    Ship. Wizard hat.
[06:10] YACHIYO
    Which do you—
[06:11] PONKO
    Who cares?!
[06:16] YACHIYO
    That's all for the food sampling.
    Which course would you like to go with?
[06:20] PONKOPONSTIN
    All of them!
[06:27] MUJINA
    Good day.
[06:28] DOORMAN
    Wow, if it isn't Missus Procione.
[06:32] MUJINA
    I'm here as a guest today. Is that all right?
[06:36] DOORMAN
    Certainly.
[06:39] YACHIYO
    Madame Mujina.
[06:40] MUJINA
    It's been a while,
    so I came to stay the night.
[06:43] YACHIYO
    How are you feeling, though?
[06:45] MUJINA
    Much better, thank you.
[06:48] MUJINA
    I've been stuck in my bed
    at home all this time,
[06:50] MUJINA
    and I'm tired of it.
[06:53] MUJINA
    I need a change of pace.
[06:55] YACHIYO
    I see.
[06:57] MUJINA
    Also, I haven't been able to get
    a good look at Ponko at work yet.
[07:04] YACHIYO
    I'll prepare the paperwork
    for your stay, then.
[07:07] YACHIYO
    Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
[07:24] MUJINA
    She's such a big girl now.
[07:31] MUJINA
    Come in.
[07:34] YACHIYO
    I've brought what you requested.
[07:37] MUJINA
    Sorry to ask this of you.
[07:40] YACHIYO
    I'll set it up right away.
[07:45] MUJINA
    Yachiyo, thank you, truly.
[07:48] MUJINA
    It brings me great joy that you will all
    be celebrating Ponko's big day with her.
[07:54] YACHIYO
    That's a given. Any hotelier worth
    their salt would do the same.
[07:57] MUJINA
    I suppose. Still...
[08:00] MUJINA
    It's something Ponko could
    never take for granted.
[08:04] MUJINA
    You remember that we were forced
    to flee our home planet, don't you?
[08:09] MUJINA
    At the time, we had to abandon everything
    in life we ever saw as a given.
[08:18] MUJINA
    If it weren't for this hotel,
[08:20] MUJINA
    we would've had to force that girl
    to settle for her whole life.
[08:28] MUJINA
    I don't know how I can ever thank you enough.
[08:34] YACHIYO
    We're delighted to be part
    of Ponko's big day, too.
[08:41] YACHIYO
    I'll come back to put away
    the camera at checkout.
[08:45] YACHIYO
    Please put the light storage containing
    your recording in this envelope.
[08:49] YACHIYO
    I'll take full responsibility for it
    until the ceremony.
[08:53] MUJINA
    Thank you.
[08:55] YACHIYO
    I hope you have a pleasant stay.
[09:12] YACHIYO
    We eagerly await your next stay with us.
[09:15] PONKO
    I'll be right back after I see her home.
[09:17] MUJINA
    Look at her, treating me like a senior tanuki.
[09:21] YACHIYO
    Don't worry about work.
    Take care on the way.
[09:26] MUJINA
    Yachiyo.
[09:27] MUJINA
    I leave Ponko in your hands.
[09:32] YACHIYO
    Certainly.
[10:04] EV CHECKER
    Looking good, eh?
[10:06] YACHIYO
    Thanks to everyone putting in the work.
[10:08] EV CHECKER
    Going by the satellite data, we'll have
    clear skies the day of the ceremony.
[10:11] EV CHECKER
    The perfect day for a party, babeh!
[10:13] YACHIYO
    I'm glad to hear it.
[10:17] FUGURI
    Yachiyo!
SIGN    To Yachiyo
[10:52] YACHIYO
    So you'll be postponing after all?
[10:56] PONKO
    I want to send Grandma off first.
[10:59] PONSTIN
    I agree with her.
[11:03] YACHIYO
    If that's what you both want...
[11:19] (Flashback) OWNER
    A hotel is also a place
[11:21] (Flashback) OWNER
    where our guests can spend special
    moments with the ones they love.
[11:28] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    Special...?
[11:30] (Flashback) OWNER
    Time waits for no one.
    It marches on relentlessly.
[11:33] (Flashback) OWNER
    But if you can turn any given day
    into a special moment,
[11:36] (Flashback) OWNER
    it may live on in our guests' hearts
    as an unforgettable memory.
[11:42] (Flashback) OWNER
    And I believe that this hotel
    can do that for them.
SIGN    Bookmark Today's Page
    in Our Guests' Lives
[12:06] YACHIYO
    I want to proceed with your wedding ceremony.
[12:09] PONKO
    Huh?
[12:11] YACHIYO
    You two are starting a new life together,
[12:14] YACHIYO
    and Mujina lived a full life herself...
[12:17] YACHIYO
    I want to create
    a special moment for both.
[12:20] PONKO
    What do you mean?
[12:22] YACHIYO
    Let us celebrate your new beginning
    and send Mujina off with you.
[12:28] PONKO
    Huh?
[12:29] YACHIYO
    That's what she wanted as well.
[12:32] PONKO
    Grandma did?
[12:34] YACHIYO
    She left me with a message saying as much.
[12:40] YACHIYO
    How very like her.
[12:42] YACHIYO
    At any time, at any place,
[12:47] YACHIYO
    she was always the one
    who loved having fun the most.
[12:53] (Flashback) MUJINA
    Remember, Ponko. In sad times,
    you have to get everyone festive.
[13:06] PONKO
    Yachiyo, can we ask you to do that?
[13:09] PONSTIN
    If you would, please.
[13:12] YACHIYO
    This hotel will do everything in its power
[13:14] YACHIYO
    to provide you with the best
    wedding ceremony possible.
[13:19] YACHIYO
    By the way, Ponko...
[13:21] YACHIYO
    Will my body be fixed
    in time for the ceremony?
[13:39] YACHIYO
    We thank you all for joining us
    on this auspicious day.
[13:44] YACHIYO
    Friends and family, staff members,
[13:47] YACHIYO
    and all of the attending guests:
    You have our gratitude.
[13:54] YACHIYO
    The wait is over.
    It seems we are ready to proceed.
[13:58] YACHIYO
    When you see them,
[14:00] YACHIYO
    please welcome them
    with a big round of applause.
[14:04] YACHIYO
    Here come the bride, the groom,
    and the bride's grandmother!
[14:44] YACHIYO
    As of this moment, on behalf of the groom,
    Mr. Ponstin, the bride, Ms. Ponko,
[14:49] YACHIYO
    and the bride's grandmother, Madame Mujina...
[14:51] YACHIYO
    We will now be holding a joint
    wedding and funeral ceremony!
[15:00] PONSTIN
    Thank you so much for attending
    our wedding and funeral ceremony.
[15:08] PONKO
    Thank you so much.
[15:12] PONKO
    In truth...
[15:15] PONKO
    I wish Grandma... was still alive for this...
[15:25] MUJINA
    How's everyone doing? Grandma here!
[15:29] BUMBUKUMAMIFUGURI
    Huh?!
[15:33] MUJINA
    I must apologize for the surprise.
[15:36] MUJINA
    And I'm truly sorry for
    up and dying so suddenly.
[15:41] MUJINA
    I know it's strange for me to say this,
[15:43] MUJINA
    but I want us all to celebrate today
    with all our hearts.
[15:47] MUJINA
    In fun times and sad,
[15:50] MUJINA
    we have to be festive together!
[16:07] YACHIYO
    Next, a word from the chief mourner.
[16:11] BUMBUKU
    Er, everyone... Today...
[16:20] BUMBUKU
    My emotions are a complete mess!
[16:23] BUMBUKU
    Today...!
[16:31] YACHIYO
    The bride and groom have
    undertaken their first task as a couple!
[16:37] YACHIYO
    Cheers to them! And a toast to the departed!
[16:40] ALIENS
    Cheers!
[16:48] FUGURI
    I'll be talking about the three tests
    that all married couples must face.
[16:53] FUGURI
    The first being testic—
[16:54] EV CHECKER
    Happy wedding! And RIP!
[16:59] YACHIYO
    Next, we have a magic show
    by the maid of honor.
[17:15] PONSTIN
    What?!
[17:16] PONKO
    Grandma?!
[17:38] YACHIYO
    Pon-poko-pon!
[17:44] MUJINA
    Pon-poko-pon!
[17:52] YACHIYO
    While everyone gets changed,
    please enjoy these video montages.
SIGN    The Life of Mujina
[18:31] PONSTIN
    You doing okay?
[18:33] PONKO
    Yeah, I'm having lots of fun.
[18:35] PONKO
    Think Grandma is, too?
[18:40] PONSTIN
    I'm sure she is.
[18:43] YACHIYO
    Thank you for waiting.
[18:44] YACHIYO
    The bride, groom,
    and the bride's grandmother
[18:48] YACHIYO
    will be joining us in new outfits,
    lighting candles on the way!
[19:24] YACHIYO
    Now, we have another message from the
    bride's grandmother to the bride and groom.
[19:33] MUJINA
    Ponko, Ponstin.
[19:35] MUJINA
    I congratulate you on your marriage
    from the bottom of my heart.
[19:42] MUJINA
    And a big thank-you to everyone
    in attendance as well.
[19:47] MUJINA
    I'm grateful I could speak
    to you all like this today,
[19:50] MUJINA
    and I couldn't have done it
    without Yachiyo.
[19:54] MUJINA
    I asked her because I so badly wanted to
    celebrate Ponko and Ponstin's big day with you.
[20:03] (Flashback) MUJINA
    When we first arrived on Earth,
    I wasn't sure if it was safe to live here.
[20:09] (Flashback) MUJINA
    But the days we spent
    with everyone at the Gingarou
[20:12] (Flashback) MUJINA
    were fun, vibrant, and delightful.
[20:16] (Flashback) MUJINA
    I have been extremely lucky
    to live a full and happy life.
[20:23] MUJINA
    Ponko, my dear tanuki granddaughter.
[20:29] MUJINA
    So many of our memories together
    are coming to mind as I speak.
[20:35] PONKO
    Grandma...
[20:37] MUJINA
    Ponko, I want you to never forget these things:
[20:41] MUJINA
    Make sure to groom your coat every single day.
[20:45] MUJINA
    Always clean your head-leaf before bed,
    no matter how sleepy you may be.
[20:52] MUJINA
    And lastly,
[20:53] MUJINA
    live a fuller, happier life
    than your old grandma.
[21:00] PONKO
    Yeah! Yeah!
[21:08] [SONG] CREDITS
    Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
[21:08] [SONG] CREDITS
    Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
[21:08] MUJINA
    I would like to sign off with
    this song from our home planet.
[21:12] [SONG] CREDITS
    Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
[21:16] MUJINA
    Spread your paws wide
[21:23] MUJINA
    And drum your belly
[21:29] MUJINA
    Who out there will this melody reach?
[21:43] MUJINA
    One pon-poko
[21:47] MUJINA
    Two pon-pokos
[21:50] MUJINA
    Running through the rocks and the grass
[21:57] MUJINA
    Three pon-pokos
[21:57] PONKO
    Three pon-pokos
[22:00] MUJINA
    Four pon-pokos
[22:00] PONKO
    Four pon-pokos
[22:04] MUJINA
    Never losing to the rain
    or the wind, we pon-pon
[22:04] PONKO
    Never losing to the rain
    or the wind, we pon-pon
[22:13] MUJINA
    May our belly drums ring far and wide
[22:22] ALIENS
    Congrats!
[22:23] ALIENS
    Safe travels!
[22:27] MUJINA
    All the way to the skies,
    though they may be distant now
[22:35] PONKO
    Yachiyo.
[22:37] PONKO
    I'm so glad we held the ceremony.
[22:41] PONKO
    Thank you!
[22:48] YACHIYO
    Congratulations, Ponko.

10 - Clean Sheets Symbolize Pure Hearts

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[00:09] TAMAKO
    Did I look like Mommy?
[00:10] PONSTIN
    Yeah, you were perfect.
[00:12] BUMBUKU
    You're amazing, Tamako!
    A veritable tanuki genius!
[00:17] TAMAKO
    Yay!
[00:22] PONKO
    I'm sure your great-grandma's
    smiling down on you, too.
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Clean Sheets Symbolize Pure Hearts
[02:04] PONKO
    Feel free to avail yourself of this service.
[02:13] YACHIYO
    We offer our beloved guests
[02:15] YACHIYO
    our heartfelt hospitality and our
    brightest smiles, every single day.
[02:18] YACHIYO
    Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
[02:22] PLEASANT ALIEN
    Heartfelt, huh?
[02:24] PONKO
    Indeed!
[02:27] PLEASANT ALIEN
    I look forward to today, then.
[02:29] YACHIYO
    Do you have a reservation?
[02:31] PLEASANT
    No, I don't.
[02:33] YACHIYO
    Understood. Would you like
    a room for the night?
[02:37] PLEASANT
    Yes, just for tonight.
    I'd prefer a room with a large bed.
[02:43] YACHIYO
    We have rooms with double beds
    available for you.
[02:45] PLEASANT
    Yes, that sounds good.
[02:48] YACHIYO
    Please fill out this registration card, then.
[02:53] PLEASANT
    Right. I have two more requests
    to make, if that's all right.
[02:57] SLUG A
    Say "secrete"!
[02:59] SLUG B
    Me too!
[03:00] SLUG C
    Make me look good!
[03:02] SLUG TEACH
    That'll do for pics.
[03:04] SLUG TEACH
    You all look great.
[03:05] PLEASANT
    I happen to be pretty shy.
    I'd like to dine in my own room.
[03:11] YACHIYO
    Mr. Slurpity Slurp, is it?
[03:14] YACHIYO
    Certainly. We'll bring your meals
    up to your room.
[03:18] PLEASANT
    Great.
[03:19] PLEASANT
    Also, should anyone ask
    if I'm staying here...
[03:25] PLEASANT
    Could you keep it under wraps?
[03:29] YACHIYO
    Our guests' privacy is of
    the utmost importance to us.
[03:33] YACHIYO
    Please rest assured.
[03:35] YACHIYO
    Here is your room key.
[03:40] PLEASANT
    Oh, I'll take my bag myself.
[03:52] PLEASANT
    That's a lovely vase.
[03:54] PLEASANT
    But objects like these,
    with hearts and souls poured into them,
[03:58] PLEASANT
    tend to attract unsavory elements, too...
[04:10] PONKO
    Sir—
[04:12] PONKO
    Your dinner is here.
[04:15] PLEASANT
    Excellent. Would you leave it there?
[04:21] PLEASANT
    Did you bring it for me?
[04:23] TAMAKO
    Yep! I'm a manager-in-training intern!
[04:27] PLEASANT
    Yeah? Thank you, dear.
[04:30] PLEASANT
    Good girls deserve candy.
[04:36] PLEASANT
    Here.
[04:37] TAMAKO
    Mister!
[04:39] TAMAKO
    Thank you!
[04:43] PONKO
    Thank you kindly!
[04:45] PONKO
    And you mean "sir," not "mister."
[04:47] PLEASANT
    A very good night to you.
SIGN    Fuguri Ponzan
[04:59] FUGURI
    Warped...
[05:02] FUGURI
    It's all getting warped.
[05:11] PONKO
    Sir, it's past your check-out time.
[05:16] PONKO
    Sir?
[05:18] PONKO
    I'm opening the door.
[05:21] PONKO
    Excuse me.
[05:25] PONKO
    What's this smell?
[05:29] PONKO
    Sir...
[05:35] PONKO
    He... He's dead!
[05:46] PONKO
    Huh?!
[05:48] PONKO
    What's going on?!
[05:50] YACHIYO
    The CCTV footage indicates that you were
    the last person to enter this room, Ponko.
[05:56] PONKO
    Wait, no! I didn't kill him!
[05:59] TAMAKO
    He's dead!
[06:00] TAMAKO
    So stinky!
[06:02] TAMAKO
    Look, Mommy, he's dead!
[06:05] PONKO
    Get away from here, Tamako!
[06:08] YACHIYO
    So, how exactly did you kill him?
[06:11] PONKO
    It wasn't me, I swear.
[06:13] PONKO
    Sure, I did think he was a bit creepy,
[06:17] PONKO
    but I wouldn't kill someone for that.
[06:22] YACHIYO
    I'm scanning your breathing and heart rate
    to check for lies in your statement.
[06:28] YACHIYO
    You're innocent.
[06:32] PONKO
    You really thought it was me, huh?
[06:35] YACHIYO
    But if it wasn't you...
[06:38] YACHIYO
    The culprit must've entered through the
    window, murdered the guest somehow,
[06:43] YACHIYO
    and fled through the window again.
[06:46] YACHIYO
    But the exterior face is equipped
    with animal sensors, which means...
[06:51] YACHIYO
    it can't have been an organic life form.
[06:55] PONKO
    You mean one of the robot
    employees is the murderer?
[06:59] TAMAKO
    The culprit is you!
[07:02] PONKO
    No way, Cooky...
[07:06] PONKO
    Huh? You served him a stew darkened
    by black carrots as white stew?
[07:14] YACHIYO
    That certainly is dark.
[07:16] YACHIYO
    But there are no signs that
    the guest touched his food.
[07:19] YACHIYO
    Not guilty.
[07:20] TAMAKO
    Then the culprit is you!
[07:23] PONKO
    Flycatchy, tell me it's not true.
[07:27] PONKO
    You let a mosquito escape?!
[07:32] YACHIYO
    A London Underground mosquito.
[07:34] YACHIYO
    I don't see any blood...
[07:36] YACHIYO
    So not guilty.
[07:38] PONKO
    I guess you can't fit through
    the window with that body anyway.
[07:42] PONKO
    Oh, I was the one who opened the window, too.
[07:45] YACHIYO
    We have a cold case.
[07:48] YACHIYO
    It's said that any hotel that ends up being
    the scene of a murder quickly loses guests.
[08:04] YACHIYO
    We'll cover this up.
[08:05] ALL
    What?!
[08:08] DOORMAN
    We have a new guest.
[08:19] YACHIYO
    We offer our beloved guests our heartfelt
    hospitality and our brightest smiles!
[08:22] YACHIYO
    Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
[08:24] AGGRESSIVE ALIEN
    I'd like to stay until tomorrow morning.
[08:27] TAMAKO
    Back from the dead!
[08:28] YACHIYO
    No, still dead.
[08:30] AGGRESSIVE
    What're you talking about?
[08:32] YACHIYO
    Our shifts tomorrow.
[08:34] AGGRESSIVE
    Whatever.
[08:35] AGGRESSIVE
    The long space journey wore me out.
    I want a room with a double bed.
[08:40] YACHIYO
    We're terribly sorry, but we only have
    single-bed rooms available at the moment.
[08:46] TAMAKO
    But a double just opened up!
[08:49] AGGRESSIVE
    I'll take that one, then.
[08:51] TAMAKO
    Here. A cursed room,
    recommended by Tamako truly.
[08:55] AGGRESSIVE
    Cursed?
[08:56] YACHIYO
    We can show you to a single at once!
[08:59] AGGRESSIVE
    Nope. I want a double.
[09:05] YACHIYO
    Please sign this, then.
[09:16] AGGRESSIVE
    Tell me something.
    Do you recognize this man?
[09:20] TAMAKO
    Hey, it's you!
[09:22] YACHIYO
    That's you, yes?
[09:23] AGGRESSIVE
    What are you talking about?
    We're nothing alike!
[09:27] YACHIYO
    O-Our apologies.
[09:29] AGGRESSIVE
    This man, Sneakity Sneak,
[09:32] AGGRESSIVE
    is the worst serial bomber psycho
    terrorist bastard in space history!
[09:38] YACHIYO
    Serial bomber psycho
    terrorist bastard, you say?
[09:41] AGGRESSIVE
    Yeah. He's caused countless
    deaths on planets all over.
[09:47] AGGRESSIVE
    If you know anything, spit it out.
[09:50] TAMAKO
    Are you a bomber bastard, too?
[09:52] AGGRESSIVE
    No. Let me introduce myself.
[09:57] AGGRESSIVE
    I'm a cosmic detective.
[09:59] AGGRESSIVE
    Even you hicks should be
    able to understand that.
[10:03] YACHIYO
    Mr. Squirtity Squirt...
[10:05] YACHIYO
    We're terribly sorry, but we don't
    know of any Mr. Sneakity Sneak.
[10:11] YACHIYO
    We'll let you know when your room
    is cleaned and ready,
[10:14] YACHIYO
    so please take a seat.
[10:16] AGGRESSIVE
    Nah, I don't care if you're still cleaning.
[10:18] YACHIYO
    Sir, you mustn't!
[10:24] PONKO
    Ugh, the stench won't go away!
[10:27] AGGRESSIVE
    I've crossed light centuries hunting for him.
[10:30] AGGRESSIVE
    Countless times, I've had him
    almost within my grasp,
[10:33] AGGRESSIVE
    but he always wriggles out
    from between my fingers.
[10:41] YACHIYO
    Oh, Tamako, your shoelaces have come untied.
[10:45] TAMAKO
    Huh?
[10:47] TAMAKO
    My shoes don't have laces.
[10:53] PONKO
    Okay, lift your arm.
    Let's get rid of that stench.
[10:59] AGGRESSIVE
    I couldn't tell you why Lady Luck
    always takes his side.
[11:03] AGGRESSIVE
    But wherever he goes, he sways people
    into aiding and abetting him.
[11:12] YACHIYO
    Oh, now it's my laces.
[11:14] AGGRESSIVE
    Your shoes don't have laces either.
[11:21] AGGRESSIVE
    But mark my words: his luck
    favors him and him alone.
[11:25] AGGRESSIVE
    Everyone else he drags into his schemes
    inevitably meets a gruesome end.
[11:30] YACHIYO
    Now it's your laces, sir!
[11:41] PONKO
    Hello?
[11:43] PONKO
    What? This room?!
SIGN    Clean Sheets Symbolize Pure Hearts
[12:00] AGGRESSIVE
    Something reeks.
[12:02] YACHIYO
    If it bothers you, we'd be happy
    to arrange another room.
[12:06] AGGRESSIVE
    Nah, I like it.
[12:17] TAMAKO
    Hey, it's Mommy!
[12:18] PONKO
    Shh!
[12:19] TAMAKO
    You have a twin, mister?
[12:22] AGGRESSIVE
    I'm an only child.
[12:23] TAMAKO
    But you two look so alike!
[12:25] AGGRESSIVE
    Who do you mean?
[12:32] YACHIYO
    Sir.
[12:34] YACHIYO
    It's time for your afternoon tea.
[12:36] AGGRESSIVE
    Didn't ask for it.
    I'll continue my investigation.
[12:38] YACHIYO
    It's complimentary.
[12:39] YACHIYO
    The sugar content might help you
    investigate with a sharper mind.
[12:43] YACHIYO
    Please, come along.
[12:47] YACHIYO
    I hope you liked it.
[12:49] AGGRESSIVE
    It tasted okay.
[12:52] AGGRESSIVE
    This cake plate adds
    to the experience, though.
[12:56] YACHIYO
    That's a creation by
    modern ceramist Fuguri Ponzan.
[13:01] AGGRESSIVE
    I happen to possess a fairly discerning eye.
[13:05] AGGRESSIVE
    One look is all I need...
[13:08] AGGRESSIVE
    to tell good work from bad.
[13:10] AGGRESSIVE
    To tell truth from lies.
[13:38] TAMAKO
    Hey, Daddy!
[13:39] PONSTIN
    Are you helping out like a good girl?
[13:41] TAMAKO
    Yep! I carried something earlier
    that was this big!
[13:44] PONSTIN
    Attagirl. Where's Mommy?
[13:46] TAMAKO
    Mommy is...
[13:48] (Flashback) AGGRESSIVE
    Didn't ask for it.
    I'll continue my investigation.
[13:51] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    It's complimentary.
[13:53] (Flashback) TAMAKO
    What are you doing, Mommy?
[13:55] (Flashback) PONKO
    Giving our guest a bath.
[13:59] TAMAKO
    ...in the bath with the candy man.
[14:05] PONSTIN
    What?
[14:06] PONSTIN
    Huh? The candy man?
[14:09] TAMAKO
    Yep!
[14:12] TAMAKO
    Looks like this.
[14:16] PONSTIN
    Where is he right now?!
[14:22] YACHIYO
    Ponko!
[14:23] PONKO
    Oh, Yachiyo.
[14:25] YACHIYO
    Let's hide him somewhere for now.
[14:27] PONKO
    Right.
[14:38] YACHIYO
    He's coming this way.
[14:52] PONKO
    Is he gone?
[14:53] YACHIYO
    Yes. But he seems to have
    caught on to something.
[14:57] YACHIYO
    We have to hide the body
    where it simply can't be found.
[15:02] YACHIYO
    There's a good hiding place, apparently.
[15:09] YACHIYO
    Not quite.
[15:12] PONKO
    Next.
[15:19] YACHIYO
    Yes, this is a food safety issue.
[15:22] PONKO
    Next!
[15:25] YACHIYO
    Can't see the face, at least.
[15:27] PONKO
    Next!
SIGN    Movie
SIGN    The Lingering White Shadow
SIGN    Now Showing
[15:32] WOMAN
    Can you blame me?
[15:35] WOMAN
    There was no other way.
[15:38] WOMAN
    You know that.
[15:50] SLUG C
    Eek! Scary!
[15:53] PONKO
    Is this gonna work?
[15:55] YACHIYO
    It should be fine.
[15:57] YACHIYO
    Right?
[16:08] AGGRESSIVE
    What's this?
[16:09] YACHIYO
    What used to be called
    "a movie" on this planet.
[16:12] YACHIYO
    We show them so that our guests can gain
    a better understanding of Earth culture.
[16:17] YACHIYO
    This one, however, is a dud.
[16:19] AGGRESSIVE
    I see.
[16:25] TAMAKO
    Hey, mister.
[16:27] AGGRESSIVE
    What? You're in the way.
[16:29] TAMAKO
    Gimme candy!
[16:31] TAMAKO
    You've got the candy face,
    so I know you have them!
[16:35] PONKO
    Stop that!
[16:37] PONKO
    I've got some in my bag,
    so you can have one after the movie.
[16:39] TAMAKO
    Boo.
[16:45] WOMAN
    You got me, Inspector.
[16:48] WOMAN
    But it's too late now.
[16:50] WOMAN
    My hands are already stained with blood.
[16:53] COP
    It's not too late. You can make amends.
[16:56] COP
    Wash your hands nice and good!
[16:59] SLUG B
    What's that?
[17:00] SLUG A
    Legs?
[17:19] COP
    Why wouldn't you wash your hands?!
SIGN    Cast
SIGN    Inspector Washington
     Unar Medini
SIGN    Tulete Phorher
     Silky Silkerton
[17:31] AGGRESSIVE
    Movies are great.
[17:37] SLUG A
    What the heck?!
[17:43] PONKO
    Let me go!
[17:44] YACHIYO
    You mustn't! You'll destroy
    the hotel's reputation!
[17:48] PONKO
    Nobody'll find out!
    Let me just dump this already!
[17:51] YACHIYO
    That's not the problem... here!
[17:59] YACHIYO
    Today isn't burnable garbage day.
[18:04] PONKO
    I'm sick and tired. Let's turn ourselves in.
[18:08] PONKO
    I want to be clear of this mess.
[18:11] PONKO
    We can't run from it!
[18:17] YACHIYO
    Don't run away from running away.
[18:19] YACHIYO
    We must keep running until the bitter end!
[18:24] PONKO
    I'd sworn to never run away again,
[18:28] PONKO
    but here I was, running away
    from running away again.
[18:34] PONKO
    Right now, who runs wins!
    We'll be Winderellas!
[18:39] PONKO
    I wanna win!
[18:41] YACHIYO
    And win we shall.
[18:44] PONKO
    Say, Yachiyo. How much trouble
    are we in if we lose?
[18:50] YACHIYO
    Japanese law says abandonment of a corpse
    is punishable by up to three years' jail time.
[18:54] PONKO
    Three years... Three years, huh?
[18:58] PONKO
    How many years has it been since we met?
[19:01] YACHIYO
    It's been 527 years, 75 days, and six hours.
[19:04] PONKO
    That makes three years
    not sound like very long.
[19:08] YACHIYO
    True.
[19:10] PONKO
    Let's be together forever, okay, Yachiyo?
[19:17] YACHIYO
    Of course.
[19:26] AGGRESSIVE
    Hey! What's with that arm?!
[19:28] AGGRESSIVE
    Hold it!
[19:29] SLUG A
    Eek!
[19:30] SLUG A
    It's a murder!
[19:32] AGGRESSIVE
    No! I didn't hit him, okay?
[19:52] AGGRESSIVE
    So you were hiding him after all.
[19:54] AGGRESSIVE
    Your game's up.
[19:57] PONKO
    W-We're not hiding anything. Right, Yachiyo?
[20:07] AGGRESSIVE
    Where is he?!
[20:09] PONSTIN
    I'm right here!
[20:12] PONSTIN
    It's me, Ponko's cucked husband!
[20:15] PONKO
    You came to help me, Ponstin?
[20:18] PONSTIN
    It's okay. We can start over.
[20:21] PONKO
    With what?
[20:24] AGGRESSIVE
    You lot don't understand how dangerous he is.
[20:28] AGGRESSIVE
    He has tiny, candy-shaped bombs
    that can destroy entire planets!
[20:37] AGGRESSIVE
    Don't move!
[20:39] PONKO
    But...
[20:40] AGGRESSIVE
    You're all...
[20:42] AGGRESSIVE
    You...
[20:58] AGGRESSIVE
    Heh.
[21:00] AGGRESSIVE
    My cosmic detective instincts...
    were on point.
[21:15] PONSTIN
    I did it... I killed him...
[21:17] YACHIYO
    It seems the blunt force trauma
    wasn't the direct cause of death.
[21:22] PONKO
    What now, Yachiyo?
[21:25] YACHIYO
    We'll cover this up.
[21:39] FUGURI
    Grandma.
[21:42] FUGURI
    I've made the greatest bowl ever.
[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS
    Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS
    Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS
    Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez

11 - Wag Your Tail, but Never Wag a Shift!

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[00:29] (Flashback) PONKO
    According to labor law,
    you've been working too much, Yachiyo.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
    
    1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
    2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
    3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
    4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
    5. Our only vice is service.
    6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
    7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
    8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
    9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
    10. A true hotel is always storied.
    
    President, Gingarou Hotel
SIGN    Tomorrow never dies
SIGN    Don't count your tanuki
    before they hatch
SIGN    More venom
    for the aliens
SIGN    Groom yourself all
    the way to the tail
SIGN    Wag your tail,
    but never
    wag a shift!
SIGN    Fry the Nudels,
    not the rooms!!
SIGN    It's okay to paper over the cracks
    with hospitality that rocks
SIGN    Discipline with a fist!
    Reconcile with a high five!
[00:34] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    I'm sorry?
[00:35] (Flashback) PONKO
    I read that overworking employees
    can cause long-term issues,
[00:39] (Flashback) PONKO
    so you need to take time off.
[00:41] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    I do understand that much.
    But why now, after all this time?
[00:45] (Flashback) PONKO
    I'm learning all I can about Earth.
[00:48] (Flashback) PONKO
    Babeh-O told me about a Roppongi
    bookstore that was still in good shape.
[00:55] (Flashback) PONKO
    So I borrowed these.
SIGN    Labor Standards Law I
SIGN    Labor Standards Law II
[00:58] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    I do see your point. However...
[01:01] (Flashback) PONKO
    Yeah, yeah.
[01:02] (Flashback) PONKO
    I bet you're gonna say you don't need
    time off because you're a hotelier robot.
[01:06] (Flashback) PONKO
    Denied!
[01:07] (Flashback) PONKO
    Even a robot can break from continuous use.
[01:14] (Flashback) PONKO
    Anyway, you're taking tomorrow
    and the day after off.
[01:16] (Flashback) PONKO
    I'm confiscating your uniform
    so you can't work.
[01:19] (Flashback) PONKO
    Okay, take it off. Step on it, ponchaka.
[01:26] YACHIYO
    What does one do on a day off?
[01:34] YACHIYO
    Wel—
[01:34] PONKO
    Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.
[01:38] TAMAKO
    Wecclom to the Gingarou Hotel!
[01:41] PONKO
    Please come this way.
[02:19] YACHIYO
    May I have a room?
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Wag Your Tail,
    but Never Wag a Shift!
[04:00] F. TENTACLE
    I hear they have something
    called a "hot-spring bath."
[04:03] M. TENTACLE
    That sounds good.
[04:05] F. TENTACLE
    Hello there.
[04:05] M. TENTACLE
    Hello.
[04:06] F. TENTACLE
    I wanna check it out before dinner.
[04:15] YACHIYO
    Good.
[04:19] YACHIYO
    Stains, none.
[04:20] YACHIYO
    Droplets, none.
[04:21] YACHIYO
    Mold, none.
[04:22] YACHIYO
    Amenities, good.
[04:23] YACHIYO
    Shampoo hat—
SIGN    Kamemaru Tech Hotelier Android
SIGN    Recommended usage limit exceeded.
    Malfunctions may have severe
    adverse effects on hotel operation.
    Please replace part immediately.
SIGN    Recommended usage limit exceeded.
    Malfunctions may have severe
    adverse effects on hotel operation.
    Please replace part immediately.
SIGN    Please replace part immediately.
SIGN    Please replace part immediately.
[05:21] CANARY ALIEN
    Can pets stay at this hotel, too?
[05:24] DOORMAN
    Pets are now allowed on the premises.
[05:28] DOORMAN
    We do get some runaways, so we ask
    that you put a hotel tag on your pet.
[05:32] CANARY
    My, your service lives up
    to the stellar reviews!
[05:36] CANARY
    My DraDra will stay in my room with me.
SIGN    Bath-arou
SIGN    Open
SIGN    Tangerine Bath
SIGN    How to Bathe
SIGN    Wash!
    
    
    Rinse!
    
    
    Relax~
SIGN    Bath
SIGN    Women's Bath
SIGN    No compatible spare parts found
SIGN    No compatible spare parts found
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    If you have a day off, try walking through Ginza,
    the town where retro-modern meets the bleeding
    edge! You're sure to find something good!
SIGN    Rinkou Yuudouson
SIGN    A spiritual sanctuary within
    a stone's throw of Ginza!
    Prosperity in business
    and family health are...
SIGN    Rinkou Yuudouson
SIGN    A spiritual sanctuary within
    a stone's throw of Ginza!
    Prosperity in business
    and family health are...
SIGN    Gingarou Distillery
SIGN    The Gingarou Hotel's Original Single Malt
SIGN    Ginga
SIGN    -exclusive barley farm
SIGN    We grow it ourselves!
SIGN    Active Astronaut
SIGN    No compatible spare parts found
SIGN    No compatible spare parts found
[10:18] (Flashback) PONKO
    Let's use it as bait!
[10:19] (Flashback) YACHIYO
    That was a gift from a guest.
SIGN    Chill out in the big city!
[12:20] PACHINKO
    Time to blaze it!
[12:21] PACHINKO
    Smoking Bonus!
[12:23] PACHINKO
    Cigarette Butt Rush!
SIGN    Wag Your Tail, but Never Wag a Shift!
SIGN    Kamemaru Tech Hotelier Android
SIGN    Recommended usage limit exceeded.
    Malfunctions may have severe
    adverse effects on hotel operation.
    Please replace part immediately.
SIGN    Recommended usage limit exceeded.
    Malfunctions may have severe
    adverse effects on hotel operation.
    Please replace part immediately.
SIGN    Compatible spare
    parts in stock
SIGN    Compatible spare parts found
SIGN    Compatible spare parts found
SIGN    Damaged component
SIGN    This component is damaged.
    
    
    
    
    Please recheck all connections and reboot.
SIGN    For Space Ark
    Launch Station
SIGN    Reparations for all
SIGN    No discrimination
SIGN    Save all citizens
SIGN    Don't stand
    for this!
SIGN    I love peace
SIGN    Damaged Beyond Repair
SIGN    Damaged Beyond Repair
SIGN    Damaged Beyond Repair
SIGN    Damaged Beyond Repair
SIGN    Compatible spare parts found
SIGN    Compatible spare parts found
[20:58] YACHIYOAI
    Extra Mission
    "Get Bit by a Pegasus" complete.
SIGN    Easter Egg Program
    Extra Mission
    "Get Bit by a Pegasus" complete.
    New function "Cross-Eyed" unlocked.
SIGN    Easter Egg Program
    Extra Mission
    "Get Bit by a Pegasus" complete.
    New function "Cross-Eyed" unlocked.
[21:02] YACHIYOAI
    New function "Cross-Eyed" unlocked.
[21:42] DOORMAN
    Please rest assured. We'll do everything—
[21:44] CANARY
    Easy for you to say!
[21:46] CANARY
    Oh, DraDra! I'm so glad you're safe!
[21:49] CANARY
    I told you not to go off wandering!
[21:52] CANARY
    I'm so, so glad!
[21:57] PONKO
    Yachiyo!
[21:59] PONKO
    How did you like your time off?
[22:05] YACHIYO
    I felt alive.
[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS
    Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
[22:19] [SONG] CREDITS
    Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
[22:23] [SONG] CREDITS
    Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez

12 - Aim to Be the Number One Hotel in the Galaxy

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[00:44] PONKO
    Yachiyo! How did you like your time off?
[00:48] YACHIYO
    I felt alive.
[00:50] PONKO
    Great. I'm happy for you.
[00:52] YACHIYO
    I'm done with my time off.
    Let me change into my uniform.
[00:55] PONKO
    Huh? W-Wait a minute!
[00:57] PONKO
    You're getting back to work already?!
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Aim to Be the Number One
    Hotel in the Galaxy
[01:01] YACHIYO
    I'm back.
[01:07] PONKO
    You know a day off means
    the whole day, right?
[01:10] YACHIYO
    The break gave me extra motivation
    to get back to work.
[01:15] PONKO
    I dunno if that time off
    served its purpose...
[01:18] DOORMAN
    We have a guest.
[01:30] YACHIYO
    We must ask you not to brandish
    lethal weapons within the hotel premises.
[01:34] IORI
    Oh...
[01:36] IORI
    S-Sorry about that.
[01:41] YACHIYO
    Um, did you just speak an Earth language?
[01:48] IORI
    Well, strictly speaking, I am an earthling.
[01:52] PONKO
    What?!
[01:54] PONKO
    E-E-Earth... Really?!
[01:54] IORI
    It's my first visit to Earth, though.
[01:57] PONKO
    Sniff, sniff. Not a tanuki!
[01:59] PONKO
    We got a real-deal earthling!
[02:02] PONKO
    No way! For real? Hooray!
[02:05] PONKO
    Look, Yachiyo! Isn't this amazing?
[02:09] YACHIYO
    We've been eagerly awaiting your return.
[02:13] PONKO
    Very eagerly!
[02:16] IORI
    Th-Thank you very much.
[02:20] YACHIYO
    Are you here by yourself?
[02:22] IORI
    Yes. On a solo mission.
[02:25] YACHIYO
    When will the rest of humanity return?
[02:28] IORI
    Huh?
[02:30] IORI
    I don't know about that.
[02:32] IORI
    I'm just here to survey Earth's current state.
[02:38] YACHIYO
    "Survey"?
[02:39] IORI
    Our data said there were no intelligent
    life forms left on Earth, so I was shocked.
[02:44] IORI
    I'm amazed it still has a civilization—
    and I'm even more amazed it still has humans.
[02:51] YACHIYO
    No. There are no humans left on Earth.
[02:54] YACHIYO
    You're the only one here.
[02:56] IORI
    Huh?
[02:57] YACHIYO
    I'm Yachiyo, a hotelier robot.
[03:01] PONKO
    Ponko here. I'm a Tanukian.
[03:06] YACHIYO
    Miss, this is a hotel.
[03:09] YACHIYO
    Would you like to stay with us and see?
[03:14] YACHIYO
    Please fill out this registration card.
[03:16] IORI
    O-Okay.
[03:24] IORI
    Will this do?
[03:28] YACHIYO
    Thank you kindly.
SIGN    Tomari Iori
SIGN    Gender
SIGN    F
SIGN    Age
SIGN    Room F-24, Wing A-13, NRM District 09, Spaceship J-13
SIGN    Japanese
[03:31] YACHIYO
    Allow me to show you
    to your room, Ms. Tomari.
[03:37] YACHIYO
    This is your room for the night.
[03:41] IORI
    This whole space is for an individual?!
[03:43] YACHIYO
    I must also inform you that we have
    a spacesuit cleaning facility at this hotel.
[03:49] IORI
    I'll die if I take this off, so...
[03:51] YACHIYO
    Oh, right. My apologies.
[03:56] IORI
    Soft.
[03:58] IORI
    So this,
[03:59] IORI
    this,
[04:02] IORI
    and this... they're all free for me to use?
[04:05] YACHIYO
    Are things different on your present planet?
[04:08] IORI
    We don't have a planet.
[04:11] YACHIYO
    Where do you reside?
[04:13] IORI
    Interstellar arks.
[04:16] IORI
    After leaving Earth,
[04:18] IORI
    we tried several times to take up
    residence on other planets.
[04:24] IORI
    But due to issues with water, temperature,
    atmosphere, and other things,
[04:28] IORI
    we still haven't found a new home.
[04:33] IORI
    Everything on board is controlled
    by our life-support systems.
[04:38] IORI
    And I'd only ever seen blue skies,
    blue seas, and big landforms
[04:42] IORI
    in research documents before I landed here.
[04:48] IORI
    I was sent on a scouting mission to Earth
    to check the possibility of living here again.
[04:56] IORI
    However...
[04:57] IORI
    When I crash-landed, the impact
    broke my virus scanner.
[05:02] YACHIYO
    If that's the case, let me offer you
    my support as concierge.
[05:06] IORI
    Huh?
[05:07] IORI
    Thank you.
[05:09] IORI
    Hey!
[05:10] IORI
    I-I-Is that... a sh-shampoo hat?!
[05:13] YACHIYO
    Indeed!
[05:14] YACHIYO
    Our specialty shampoo hats are what
    truly make the Gingarou Hotel what it is!
[05:19] IORI
    But I can't take this suit off,
    so I can't use it.
[05:22] YACHIYO
    You may use it on top of your spacesuit.
[05:24] IORI
    That seems kind of pointless.
[05:26] YACHIYO
    But it is possible.
[05:27] IORI
    I also can't exactly shower.
[05:29] YACHIYO
    Why not give it a try anyway?
[05:33] PONKO
    So humanity really returned, huh?
[05:36] YACHIYO
    It's just one survey mission.
[05:38] PONKO
    But if that survey says it's okay,
    they'll all come back!
[05:45] YACHIYO
    Yes, you do have a point.
[05:48] PONKO
    Yachiyo?
[05:49] YACHIYO
    I'm just wondering if that guest
    truly is an earthling.
[05:55] PONKO
    Huh? Why? She wasn't a Tanukian.
[05:59] YACHIYO
    I must be having doubts because she turned
    down the chance to use a shampoo hat.
[06:04] YACHIYO
    Any human would leap at the opportunity.
[06:08] PONKO
    Are we even sure that's true?
[06:11] YACHIYO
    Either way,
[06:12] YACHIYO
    you've all helped me see the day
    when I received a human guest again.
[06:18] YACHIYO
    Thank you, truly.
[06:21] PONKO
    No one's worked harder
    to make this happen than you.
[06:24] PONKO
    It's been a long road.
[06:27] PONKO
    I wonder if she'll come to like our hotel.
[06:30] YACHIYO
    Of that, I have no doubt.
[06:33] YACHIYO
    Because our hotel is a magical place.
[06:35] PONKO
    Yeah.
[06:41] YACHIYO
    And that's the announcement.
[06:42] YACHIYO
    As of last night, a human guest
    is staying with us.
[06:46] TAMAKO
    I wanna see a real-deal human!
[06:50] YACHIYO
    Don't get too excited.
[06:51] YACHIYO
    As usual, we'll provide every single one of
    our guests the attention they deserve.
[06:55] TAMAKO
    'Kay!
[06:56] TAMAKO
    Just you wait, human.
[06:58] TAMAKO
    You'll soon learn how scary
    Tamako's service can be!
[07:00] TAMAKO
    One, two!
[07:01] YACHIYO
    Proceeding to recite
    the Twelve Commandments of Gingarou.
[07:04] ALL
    First: Aim to be the number one
    hotel in the galaxy.
[07:08] ALL
    Second: Food and etiquette
    are mainstays of culture.
[07:11] DOORMAN
    Third: Bookmark today's page
    in our guests' lives.
[07:16] ALL
    Fourth: A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
[07:19] ALL
    Fifth: Our only vice is service.
[07:22] ALL
    Sixth: Tradition evolves with
    innovation and experimentation.
[07:26] ALL
    Seventh: Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
[07:30] ALL
    Eighth: Provide unlimited
    hospitality in limited time.
[07:35] ALL
    Ninth: Bow down deep but always aim high.
[07:39] ALL
    Tenth: Discipline with a fist!
    Reconcile with a high five!
[07:43] ALL
    Eleventh: Wag your tail,
    but never wag a shift!
[07:47] ALL
    Twelfth: A true hotel is always storied.
[07:51] YACHIYO
    As always, let us welcome our guests
    with a smile today.
[07:55] YACHIYO
    We offer our beloved guests
[07:57] YACHIYO
    our heartfelt hospitality and our
    brightest smiles, every single day.
[08:06] IORI
    Thank you for offering to help.
[08:09] BUMBUKU
    No problem. I'm retired,
    so I have all the time in the world.
[08:13] MAMI
    We destroyed our spaceship
    landing on Earth, too.
[08:17] MAMI
    Yachiyo and her staff
    were a real help back then.
[08:21] FUGURI
    And I'm just a struggling artanuki.
    I'll do anything to help!
SIGN    Cherry Road
[08:24] TAMAKO
    I may help, too!
[08:26] IORI
    Thank you all so much.
[08:28] BUMBUKU
    This won't get the job done.
    It needs replacing.
[08:31] IORI
    I'm impressed you can tell.
[08:33] BUMBUKU
    Oh, yeah. I've tinkered with this exact
    type of spaceship once before.
[08:38] IORI
    Huh? You've been on an Earth spaceship?
[08:42] BUMBUKU
    Oh! Uh, I guess!
[08:44] BUMBUKU
    The people on board were all dea—
[08:47] BUMBUKU
    all dearly pleasant.
[08:52] BUMBUKU
    We even sent a satellite into space
    via rocket launch.
[08:56] BUMBUKU
    That was a great learning experience, too.
SIGN    % Match
[08:58] IORI
    You must be a very talented engineer.
[08:59] YACHIYO
    She really is human.
[09:01] FUGURI
    My sister designed the thing, though.
[09:02] YACHIYO
    Then why?
[09:03] IORI
    By the way, what did you
    mean by "artanuki"?
[09:07] MAMI
    Are you okay, Yachiyo?!
[09:08] TAMAKO
    That sounded like pain!
[09:10] YACHIYO
    I appear to be having system troubles.
[09:12] FUGURI
    Hey, that's not good!
    You need to take breaks!
[09:16] FUGURI
    Labor law and all that!
    The board can be real sticklers!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Ten Commandments of Gingarou
    
    1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.
    2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.
    3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.
    4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.
    5. Our only vice is service.
    6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.
    7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.
    8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.
    9. Bow down deep but always aim high.
    10. A true hotel is always storied.
    
    President, Gingarou Hotel
SIGN    No Issues Detected
SIGN    No Issues Detected
[09:24] YACHIYO
    No parts needing urgent replacement.
[09:28] YACHIYO
    What's happening to me?
[09:38] PONKO
    Huh?
[09:39] PONKO
    Yachiyo?!
[09:58] YACHIYO
    I've brought you water for your
    cooling tank, Doorman Robot.
[10:01] DOORMAN
    Thanks, missy,
[10:04] DOORMAN
    but that's the 26th time today.
[10:12] DOORMAN
    Thinking clearly yet?
[10:16] YACHIYO
    I apologize. My AI's been distracted lately.
[10:23] DOORMAN
    I'll perform a door divination for you,
    just this once.
[10:28] DOORMAN
    It opens. It opens not.
[10:31] DOORMAN
    It opens. It opens not.
[10:33] DOORMAN
    It opens. It opens not.
[10:35] DOORMAN
    It opens. It opens not.
[10:38] DOORMAN
    It opens. It opens not.
[10:41] DOORMAN
    It... o... pens!
[10:49] DOORMAN
    See?
[10:57] TAMAKO
    The hotel's first-ever extraterrestrial guest
    left that here as gift.
[11:01] PONKO
    It was a lot smaller than even her at first.
[11:05] IORI
    And now it's grown so much.
[11:07] IORI
    It's mystical.
[11:08] EV CHECKER
    Yo, earthling!
    Been waitin' to see ya, babeh!
[11:12] TAMAKO
    It's Babeh-boo!
[11:13] EV CHECKER
    How ya doin', Ponpokos?
[11:16] EV CHECKER
    Where's Yachi-YO?
[11:17] PONKO
    She's been bugging out a little.
[11:20] EV CHECKER
    Well, that sucks. She's usually on her game.
[11:23] PONKO
    She wanted me to ask you to help
    our guest with her survey.
[11:28] EV CHECKER
    Well, you asked the right bot!
[11:29] EV CHECKER
    Ain't no one better for the job
    than yours truly!
[11:32] EV CHECKER
    Ha!
[11:41] YACHIYO
    I really must be malfunctioning.
SIGN    Aim to Be the Number One Hotel in the Galaxy
[12:12] IORI
    Beautiful.
[12:16] EV CHECKER
    Take this.
[12:18] EV CHECKER
    It's a record of all my environmental checks
    from the day humanity left Earth to now.
[12:24] IORI
    What?
[12:25] IORI
    The whole time?
[12:27] EV CHECKER
    Never missed a day.
[12:29] IORI
    Thank you so much!
[12:31] IORI
    You don't know how much
    this data means to humanity!
[12:35] EV CHECKER
    And now, my job is done.
[12:39] EV CHECKER
    Go ahead and take off that spacesuit.
[12:42] IORI
    Huh?
[12:43] EV CHECKER
    Earth is safe now.
[12:45] EV CHECKER
    It's free of the virus
    that threatened the human race.
[12:49] IORI
    Uh... What do you mean?
[12:53] EV CHECKER
    We have this thing to thank for it.
[12:56] IORI
    Is that the same plant that
    was in the Gingarou's aquarium?
[12:59] EV CHECKER
    Earth is back to how it used to be,
    back when you lived here and prospered.
[13:05] EV CHECKER
    In fact, the air may be cleaner
    than at any other point in history.
[13:10] EV CHECKER
    The source?
[13:11] EV CHECKER
    Me!
[13:14] EV CHECKER
    So, yeah.
[13:15] EV CHECKER
    You don't need that spacesuit anymore.
[13:53] EV CHECKER
    I'm glad I was able to pass on
    that news to you.
[13:57] EV CHECKER
    That alone makes it all worth it, babeh.
[14:06] YACHIYO
    Humanity's finally back,
[14:10] YACHIYO
    and yet I...
[14:13] YACHIYO
    I...
[14:35] PONKO
    Yachiyo?!
[14:37] YACHIYO
    Ponko! I broke!
[14:40] DOORMAN
    What?!
[14:41] IORI
    Yachiyo, Ponko!
    I can take my spacesuit off!
[14:44] PONKO
    Huh?
[14:45] IORI
    I can even use a shampoo hat!
[14:46] EV CHECKER
    Calm down, human!
[14:48] PONKO
    Uh, Yachiyo first! What part's broken?
[14:50] YACHIYO
    Nothing's broken!
    That's what makes it so bad!
[14:53] IORI
    Look! I can breathe the air
    here now! It's all good!
[14:56] PONKO
    Huh?
[14:57] YACHIYO
    It's all bad for me!
[14:58] IORI
    It's all right now!
[15:00] IORI
    We can live on this planet again...
[15:03] IORI
    Achoo.
[15:20] YACHIYO
    Ms. Tomari?
[15:22] IORI
    Yachiyo?
[15:24] YACHIYO
    I apologize for losing my cool the other day.
[15:28] YACHIYO
    After you collapsed in the lobby,
[15:30] YACHIYO
    we had this doctor here look after you.
[15:33] PONSTIN
    It seems you've suffered
    a severe allergic reaction.
[15:37] IORI
    But isn't the virus gone?
[15:40] EV CHECKER
    It sounds like you guys
    are the ones who changed.
[15:44] IORI
    Huh?
[15:45] EV CHECKER
    Humans have grown to be incompatible
    with Earth's atmosphere.
[15:53] IORI
    No...
[15:59] PONKO
    I'm glad she's stable now.
[16:01] YACHIYO
    Yes. Ponstin did really well.
[16:04] PONKO
    Want him to take a look at you too?
[16:06] YACHIYO
    Huh?
[16:07] PONKO
    You've been acting strange ever
    since the human guest showed up.
[16:11] YACHIYO
    Right...
[16:13] PONKO
    What's the matter?
[16:15] YACHIYO
    I'm not happy about it.
[16:19] YACHIYO
    We finally received a human guest again—
[16:22] YACHIYO
    the very thing we've waited centuries for—
[16:24] YACHIYO
    and yet I'm not especially happy about it.
[16:29] YACHIYO
    I worked as a hotelier robot all this time
    to keep my promise with the owner.
[16:36] YACHIYO
    He never returned, even after many
    human lifespans' worth of time passed.
[16:43] YACHIYO
    But I still wanted to wait here
    for human guests to return.
[16:49] YACHIYO
    That was how I could keep my promise
    to the owner, who left us in charge.
[16:55] YACHIYO
    And yet...
[16:57] YACHIYO
    I only felt the same delight that I already
    get from extraterrestrial guests.
[17:04] YACHIYO
    I must be broken beyond repair.
[17:10] PONKO
    What's wrong with that?
[17:12] YACHIYO
    Sorry?
[17:12] PONKO
    What that means is that, in the
    centuries since humans left Earth,
[17:18] PONKO
    extraterrestrial guests have come to be
    just as important as human guests to you.
[17:27] PONKO
    It makes sense. You're a hotelier.
[17:30] PONKO
    There's nothing weird about that!
[17:34] YACHIYO
    You mean I'm not malfunctioning?
[17:37] PONKO
    Exactly.
[17:38] PONKO
    You've served both human guests and
    extraterrestrial guests for so long.
[17:44] PONKO
    I think that's a much more impressive feat
    than keeping your promise to the owner!
[18:04] YACHIYO
    Ms. Tomari.
[18:06] YACHIYO
    How are you feeling?
[18:08] IORI
    A lot better, thanks to the tanuki doctor.
[18:12] IORI
    I'm thinking of leaving today.
[18:16] IORI
    Earth no longer belongs to us.
[18:22] IORI
    Before I leave, let me experience
    what the extraterrestrial guests do...
[18:27] IORI
    and have a meal here at your hotel.
[18:33] YACHIYO
    Certainly.
[18:38] YACHIYO
    Your A5 Nudel hamburg steak.
[18:41] IORI
    Nudel? That Nudel?!
[18:43] YACHIYO
    Yes. We've succeeded in culturing them
    after a guest gave us a larval form.
[18:48] YACHIYO
    Enjoy your meal.
[19:04] IORI
    Nice and hot.
[19:06] YACHIYO
    Here you are.
[19:10] BALLOON ALIEN
    This is delightful, truly!
[19:25] IORI
    Thank you for having me.
[19:27] YACHIYO
    We hope you'll return
    with other humans in future.
[19:31] IORI
    But... We can no longer live here.
[19:35] YACHIYO
    Maybe not, but you could
    still make a temporary stay.
[19:38] YACHIYO
    Like you did, Ms. Tomari.
[19:41] IORI
    Like Earth itself... is a hotel?
[19:46] IORI
    I see.
[19:47] IORI
    Yeah, you're right!
[19:59] IORI
    Thank you so, so much!
[20:04] YACHIYO
    We eagerly await your next stay with us!
[20:13] IORI
    Yachiyo!
[20:14] IORI
    I'll be back very soon!
    Please keep the hotel running until then!
[20:21] YACHIYO
    Wha?
[20:30] YACHIYO
    Please wait!
[20:33] YACHIYO
    When is "very soon"? Answer me!
[20:36] YACHIYO
    You'll "be back very soon"?
    When will that be?!
[20:43] YACHIYO
    Hey! Get your ass back here!
[20:46] YACHIYO
    Give me a more specific timeline!
[20:49] YACHIYO
    Hey! Wipe that smile off your face!
[20:51] YACHIYO
    When is "soon"? How many years
    does that face imply?!
[20:55] YACHIYO
    Answer me!
[20:57] YACHIYO
    Why do you always skip the important details?!
[21:05] YACHIYO
    Humans are so stupid!
[21:16] YACHIYOAI
    Extra Mission
    "Call a Guest Stupid" complete.
SIGN    Easter Egg Program
    Extra Mission
    "Call a Guest Stupid" complete.
    New function "Whistle" unlocked.
[21:21] YACHIYOAI
    New function "Whistle" unlocked.
[22:08] [SONG] CREDITS
    Translation: Sriram Gurunathan
    
    Editing & Typesetting: Geoff Mazzolini
    
    Subtitle Timing: Mariana Martinez
SIGN    Come! See! And feel all Earth has to offer! Being alive is wonderful!
SIGN    Gingarou Hotel
SIGN    Gingarou Hotel
SIGN    Come give us a visit, pon-chaka!
SIGN    We have hot springs, too!