4 - Aooni's Classy Day

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[00:04] Narr
    Rumor has it that monsters
    lurk in an empty mansion
[00:07] ---
    on the outskirts of town.
[00:09] Narr
    Hiroshi and his classmates, Takurou,
    Takeshi, and Mika, enter the mansion
[00:14] Narr
    and are attacked by the bizarre
    monster known as Aooni.
[00:17] Narr
    Can they solve a series of puzzles
    and escape the mansion?
[00:23] Narr
    Or...
[00:24] Narr
    Will they live in the mansion and
    have zany adventures with Aooni?
SIGN    Vinegar
[00:27] Narr
    Huh? Wait, really?
[00:29] Narr
    They're gonna live there? For real? Wow.
[00:31] Narr
    Their life with Aooni begins now!
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    
The Animation
SIGN    Episode 4     Aooni's Classy Day
[00:36] Narr
    Aooni wakes up early.
[00:38] Narr
    He makes his way to the
    yard as the sun rises.
[00:41] Narr
    And so another day begins.
SIGN    Aooni's
SIGN    Classy Day
SIGN    Aooni's
SIGN    Classy
    Day
[00:47] Narr
    He works up a sweat chopping logs.
[00:51] Narr
    There was discussion of converting
    to gas, but he decided against it.
SIGN    Stick to the Same
SIGN    Routine
SIGN    Policy
SIGN    "The Last Artisan"
    A Master at 
    Producing Terror
[00:58] [UL White
    Aooni's
[00:58] UL Checkered
    Classy 
    Day
[00:58] Narr
    After chopping the wood,
    he prepares breakfast.
[01:02] Narr
    It's not complete without a
    fresh, fried Takeshi eyeball.
[01:06] Narr
    He spends the morning
    patrolling the mansion,
[01:09] Narr
    checking the locks, and making sure
    the puzzles are in good working order.
[01:14] Narr
    If people are going to come
    this far out of town,
[01:17] Narr
    he wants them to bite the dust with a smile.
SIGN    Smile
SIGN    Bite the Dust with a
[01:19] Narr
    You can see it in his eyes.
SIGN    Policy
[01:21] [UR White
    Aooni's
[01:21] UR Checkered
    Classy
    Day
SIGN    Mysterious Mansion
    Exclusive Secret
     Revealed?!
[01:24] Narr
    Uh-oh. Looks like we're not
    allowed to see the puzzle ahead.
SIGN    Lunch
    Meat Is His Favorite
[01:27] [UL White
    Aooni's
[01:27] UL Checkered
    Classy 
    Day
[01:28] Narr
    Before you know it, it's time for lunch.
[01:31] Narr
    On the menu today is barbecued
    Takurou and a Mika hamburger.
[01:36] Narr
    It looks like his fellow Aooni are
    enjoying the barbecue, too.
[01:40] [UR White
    Aooni's
[01:40] UR Checkered
    Classy
    Day
SIGN    Exercise
    Stamina Is the Focus
[01:41] Narr
    After lunch, it's time to exercise.
[01:44] Narr
    As he gets more subordinates,
[01:46] ---
    he starts to feel his age at times,
    but he never slacks off.
SIGN    Dinner
    The Seasonal
    Ingredient Is...
[01:49] [UL White
    Aooni's
[01:49] UL Checkered
    Classy
    Day
[01:50] Narr
    He's just picked up a seasonal ingredient...
[01:53] Narr
    Hiroshi.
[01:55] Narr
    Though it doesn't feel very
    seasonal inside the mansion,
[01:57] Narr
    he aims to provide an elegant meal.
[02:00] [UR White
    Aooni's
[02:00] UR Checkered
    Classy
    Day
SIGN    Personal Care
    Skin Care Is the Focus
[02:01] Narr
    After dinner, a shower washes
    away the toils of the day.
[02:05] Narr
    Very hot water is the secret to
    maintaining that vibrant shade of blue.
[02:10] Narr
    Fans still come hoping to see him,
    even while he's in the shower.
SIGN    Fans
    A Heartwarming 
    Exchange
[02:10] [UL White
    Aooni's
[02:10] UL Checkered
    Classy
    Day
[02:15] Narr
    His day is not quite over.
[02:17] [UR White
    Aooni's
[02:17] UR Checkered
    Classy
    Day
SIGN    Singing "Siren"
    A Calming Song
[02:17] Narr
    Before going to bed, he makes
    sure to practice his singing.
[02:21] Narr
    His song echoes throughout the mansion,
    lulling his friends to sleep...
[02:28] Narr
    And so Aooni's classy day comes to an end.
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    
The Animation