Season 1

1 - There Are Five of Us!

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[00:04] Narr
    Rumor has it that monsters
    lurk in an empty mansion
[00:07] ---
    on the outskirts of town.
[00:09] Narr
    Hiroshi and his classmates, Takurou,
    Takeshi, and Mika, enter the mansion
[00:14] Narr
    and are attacked by the bizarre
    monster known as Aooni.
[00:17] Narr
    Can they solve a series of puzzles
    and escape the mansion?
[00:23] Narr
    Or...
[00:24] Narr
    Will they live in the mansion and
    have zany adventures with Aooni?
SIGN    Vinegar
[00:28] Narr
    Even at the risk of death, the four friends
    test their courage playing with Aooni!
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation
SIGN    Episode 1 There Are Five of Us!
[00:36] Taku
    It's cleaner than I expected.
[00:38] Hiro
    Too clean.
[00:40] ---
    Like someone was living here until recently.
[00:42] Mika
    Don't say scary stuff like that.
[00:44] ---
    This place is supposed to be abandoned.
[00:48] Mika
    Wh-What was that?
[00:49] Take
    Guys, let's just go home...
[00:52] Hiro
    It seems this house won't
    let us leave that easily.
[00:55] ---
    Huh?
[00:55] Hiro
    Somehow, the front door we
    entered through is now locked.
[01:00] Taku
    Who the heck is messing with us?
[01:02] ---
    Isn't this place abandoned?
[01:04] Mika
    Oh, no! Does that mean we're trapped in here?
[01:07] Take
    Please open the door! I wanna go home!
[01:09] Hiro
    Calm down. Let's do a roll call so
    we can take stock of the situation.
[01:13] Hiro
    One, two, three, four, five—
[01:15] Hiro
    Five?
[01:17] Taku
    Hang on... Only four of us came in here, right?
[01:19] Taku
    There's one extra!
[01:20] Hiro
    But we're all classmates, yes?
[01:22] Hiro
    Think back to the relay and
    cavalry battle on field day.
[01:25] Hiro
    How many of us were there?
[01:26] Take
    Is that how it happened?
[01:27] Taku
    I feel like something's off,
    but I just can't put my finger on it!
[01:31] Mika
    My own memories are scaring me!
[01:33] Hiro
    Everyone, please remain calm.
[01:35] Hiro
    We can conquer our fear if we
    think about this scientifically.
[01:37] Hiro
    Leave everything to me.
[01:39] Take
    You're too calm, you brainiac!
[01:41] ---
    Are you sure we'll be okay?
[01:43] Taku
    There's a rumor that a terrible
    monster lives in this mansion.
[01:47] Taku
    You don't think the extra person is...
[01:48] Mika
    Stop it, Takurou. You're scaring him.
[01:51] Mika
    There, there.
[01:52] Hiro
    Ridiculous. It's impossible
    for monsters to exist.
[01:55] Hiro
    This whole "test of courage"
    nonsense is for kids.
[01:58] Taku
    Oh, shut up. Don't make
    me regret inviting you.
[02:01] Mika
    Anyway, what was that noise earlier?
[02:04] Hiro
    I believe a change in air pressure
    caused a window to break.
[02:07] Hiro
    Given that this house is abandoned,
    it's the only possible explanation.
[02:10] Mika
    I have a bad feeling about this.
[02:12] ---
    Maybe something unimaginably
    horrible is happening.
[02:15] Hiro
    The noise came from the room over there.
[02:17] Hiro
    Everyone wait here.
[02:18] Take
    Wait! Let's stick together.
    I don't wanna be alone!
[02:21] Taku
    I'll come, too. Let's deal with this together.
[02:24] Mika
    Okay. The five of us will figure this out.
[02:26] Hiro
    All right. Try to keep up, everyone.
[02:29] All
    Okay!
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation

2 - The Takeshi Power Plan

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[00:04] Narr
    Rumor has it that monsters
    lurk in an empty mansion
[00:07] ---
    on the outskirts of town.
[00:09] Narr
    Hiroshi and his classmates, Takurou,
    Takeshi, and Mika, enter the mansion
[00:14] Narr
    and are attacked by the bizarre
    monster known as Aooni.
[00:17] Narr
    Can they solve a series of puzzles
    and escape the mansion?
[00:23] Narr
    Or...
[00:24] Narr
    Will they live in the mansion and
    have zany adventures with Aooni?
SIGN    Vinegar
[00:28] Narr
    Even at the risk of death, the four friends
    test their courage playing with Aooni!
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation
SIGN    Episode 2 The Takeshi Power Plant
[00:35] Taku
    Takeshi, come out already.
[00:38] Taku
    The monster's not around now.
[00:39] Hiro
    What's the matter?
[00:40] Mika
    Takeshi's holed up in
    there because he's afraid
[00:44] ---
    of that blueberry-colored monster.
[00:45] Mika
    He's holding the doors
    shut from the inside.
[00:47] Taku
    Damn it!
[00:49] Taku
    I said get out of there already!
[00:56] Taku
    What the heck?
[00:56] Hiro
    Takeshi-kun's vibrating at high speed?
[00:59] Taku
    Hey, Takeshi, get a hold of—
[01:01] Hiro
    Are you oka—
[01:04] Mika
    I'll save you, Takurou!
[01:06] Mika
    Hi-yah!
[01:10] Hiro
    Thank you, Mika-san.
[01:11] Taku
    What's up with him?!
[01:13] Hiro
    The friction from his trembling
    generated static electricity,
[01:15] Hiro
    which has built up inside his body.
[01:18] Hiro
    You could call him a human
    power plant at this point.
[01:20] Taku
    Electricity, huh?
[01:21] Taku
    Then, if we do this...
[01:27] Hiro
    This could be how we meet the
    energy demands of the future.
[01:30] Hiro
    We can't afford not to use it.
[01:32] Taku
    Hey, Hiroshi! The power company says
[01:34] ---
    they'll pay us thirty grand a
    month for Takeshi Electric!
[01:37] Hiro
    I'm sold. What do you think, Mika-san?
[01:39] Mika
    The cables are all laid.
[01:40] ---
    Time to up the output.
[01:42] Hiro
    How wonderful!
[01:45] Hiro
    This dreary old mansion
    looks totally different!
[01:50] Mika
    Sniff, sniff...
[01:51] Mika
    Do you smell something burning?
[01:54] Hiro
    Oh, no! We raised the output too high!
[01:56] Taku
    Takeshi's overheating!
[01:58] Hiro
    The room will be burnt
    to ash, and so will we!
[02:00] Mika
    No! I don't want to die because of Takeshi!
[02:03] Hiro
    What was that?
[02:04] Taku
    Ah! The monster!
[02:06] Taku
    A-Are you saving Takeshi?
[02:13] Mika
    Looks like he's not a bad guy,
    despite his appearance.
[02:16] Hiro
    I guess you can't judge
    a monster by his looks.
SIGN    BBQ sauce
[02:18] Hiro
    Thank you.
SIGN    BBQ sauce
SIGN    BBQ sauce
SIGN    BBQ Sauce
[02:22] Hiro
    Do you like barbecued meat?
[02:26] Taku
    We're not cooked yet!
[02:28] Mika
    I should've known what that look meant!
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation

3 - Confession

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[00:04] Narr
    Rumor has it that monsters
    lurk in an empty mansion
[00:07] ---
    on the outskirts of town.
[00:09] Narr
    Hiroshi and his classmates, Takurou,
    Takeshi, and Mika, enter the mansion
[00:14] Narr
    and are attacked by the bizarre
    monster known as Aooni.
[00:17] Narr
    Can they solve a series of puzzles
    and escape the mansion?
[00:23] Narr
    Or...
[00:24] Narr
    Will they live in the mansion and
    have zany adventures with Aooni?
SIGN    Vinegar
[00:28] Narr
    Even at the risk of death, the four friends
    test their courage playing with Aooni!
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation
SIGN    Episode 3 Confession
[00:36] Mika
    I'm Mika.
[00:37] Mika
    My classmates and I came to
    a creepy abandoned mansion
[00:39] ---
    and somehow got locked inside.
[00:41] Mika
    But I see this as an opportunity!
[00:43] Mika
    This is the best chance I'll ever get
    to confess my love to Takurou!
[00:48] Taku
    Hey, Mika.
[00:48] Taku
    What'd you want to talk to me about?
[00:51] Mika
    C'mon, Mika! It's now or never!
[00:53] Mika
    Be brave and tell Takurou how you feel!
[00:55] Mika
    Um, Takurou... The thing is, Takurou, I lo—
[01:03] Mika
    The monster! Takurou, save me!
[01:05] Taku
    Mika!
[01:12] Taku
    I don't know why he left, but we're saved...
[01:15] Mika
    Damn it, my perfect chance is gone!
[01:17] Mika
    If that thing comes back,
    I'll tear him to shreds!
[01:19] Taku
    So, what's up?
[01:22] Mika
    Well, Takurou, I lo—
[01:26] Taku
    Run, Mika!
[01:27] Mika
    Hi-yah!
[01:30] Mika
    Stay the hell outta my way.
[01:33] Taku
    S-So, um... You wanted to talk...
[01:36] Mika
    Takurou, I lo—
[01:38] Take
    Mika-chan, have you seen Hiroshi?
[01:40] ---
    I think he came this way—
[01:41] Mika
    I said stay outta my way! Hey-yah!
[01:45] Taku
    Takeshi!
[01:48] Mika
    All right, Takurou. The truth is, I lo—
[01:51] Hiro
    What happened? I heard a big crash!
[01:52] Mika
    I had a feeling this would happen! Ho-yah!
[01:55] Taku
    Hiroshi!
[01:56] Mika
    Hi-yah, hi-yah, hi-yah!
[01:59] Mika
    Finally... no one left to interrupt...
[02:03] ---
    Mi... ka...
[02:04] Mika
    The truth is, Takurou, I...
[02:06] Mika
    I love y—
[02:10] Mika
    I love you, damn it!
[02:16] Mika
    I finally managed to say it, and yet,
    things ended so tragically...
[02:23] Mika
    Are you trying to comfort me?
[02:24] Mika
    That's so nice.
[02:26] Mika
    I think I lo—
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation

4 - Aooni's Classy Day

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[00:04] Narr
    Rumor has it that monsters
    lurk in an empty mansion
[00:07] ---
    on the outskirts of town.
[00:09] Narr
    Hiroshi and his classmates, Takurou,
    Takeshi, and Mika, enter the mansion
[00:14] Narr
    and are attacked by the bizarre
    monster known as Aooni.
[00:17] Narr
    Can they solve a series of puzzles
    and escape the mansion?
[00:23] Narr
    Or...
[00:24] Narr
    Will they live in the mansion and
    have zany adventures with Aooni?
SIGN    Vinegar
[00:27] Narr
    Huh? Wait, really?
[00:29] Narr
    They're gonna live there? For real? Wow.
[00:31] Narr
    Their life with Aooni begins now!
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation
SIGN    Episode 4 Aooni's Classy Day
[00:36] Narr
    Aooni wakes up early.
[00:38] Narr
    He makes his way to the
    yard as the sun rises.
[00:41] Narr
    And so another day begins.
SIGN    Aooni's
SIGN    Classy Day
SIGN    Aooni's
SIGN    Classy
    Day
[00:47] Narr
    He works up a sweat chopping logs.
[00:51] Narr
    There was discussion of converting
    to gas, but he decided against it.
SIGN    Stick to the Same
SIGN    Routine
SIGN    Policy
SIGN    "The Last Artisan"
    A Master at
    Producing Terror
[00:58] [UL White
    Aooni's
[00:58] UL Checkered
    Classy
    Day
[00:58] Narr
    After chopping the wood,
    he prepares breakfast.
[01:02] Narr
    It's not complete without a
    fresh, fried Takeshi eyeball.
[01:06] Narr
    He spends the morning
    patrolling the mansion,
[01:09] Narr
    checking the locks, and making sure
    the puzzles are in good working order.
[01:14] Narr
    If people are going to come
    this far out of town,
[01:17] Narr
    he wants them to bite the dust with a smile.
SIGN    Smile
SIGN    Bite the Dust with a
[01:19] Narr
    You can see it in his eyes.
SIGN    Policy
[01:21] [UR White
    Aooni's
[01:21] UR Checkered
    Classy
    Day
SIGN    Mysterious Mansion
    Exclusive Secret
     Revealed?!
[01:24] Narr
    Uh-oh. Looks like we're not
    allowed to see the puzzle ahead.
SIGN    Lunch
    Meat Is His Favorite
[01:27] [UL White
    Aooni's
[01:27] UL Checkered
    Classy
    Day
[01:28] Narr
    Before you know it, it's time for lunch.
[01:31] Narr
    On the menu today is barbecued
    Takurou and a Mika hamburger.
[01:36] Narr
    It looks like his fellow Aooni are
    enjoying the barbecue, too.
[01:40] [UR White
    Aooni's
[01:40] UR Checkered
    Classy
    Day
SIGN    Exercise
    Stamina Is the Focus
[01:41] Narr
    After lunch, it's time to exercise.
[01:44] Narr
    As he gets more subordinates,
[01:46] ---
    he starts to feel his age at times,
    but he never slacks off.
SIGN    Dinner
    The Seasonal
    Ingredient Is...
[01:49] [UL White
    Aooni's
[01:49] UL Checkered
    Classy
    Day
[01:50] Narr
    He's just picked up a seasonal ingredient...
[01:53] Narr
    Hiroshi.
[01:55] Narr
    Though it doesn't feel very
    seasonal inside the mansion,
[01:57] Narr
    he aims to provide an elegant meal.
[02:00] [UR White
    Aooni's
[02:00] UR Checkered
    Classy
    Day
SIGN    Personal Care
    Skin Care Is the Focus
[02:01] Narr
    After dinner, a shower washes
    away the toils of the day.
[02:05] Narr
    Very hot water is the secret to
    maintaining that vibrant shade of blue.
[02:10] Narr
    Fans still come hoping to see him,
    even while he's in the shower.
SIGN    Fans
    A Heartwarming
    Exchange
[02:10] [UL White
    Aooni's
[02:10] UL Checkered
    Classy
    Day
[02:15] Narr
    His day is not quite over.
[02:17] [UR White
    Aooni's
[02:17] UR Checkered
    Classy
    Day
SIGN    Singing "Siren"
    A Calming Song
[02:17] Narr
    Before going to bed, he makes
    sure to practice his singing.
[02:21] Narr
    His song echoes throughout the mansion,
    lulling his friends to sleep...
[02:28] Narr
    And so Aooni's classy day comes to an end.
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation

5 - Rococo Style

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[00:04] Narr
    Rumor has it that monsters
    lurk in an empty mansion
[00:07] ---
    on the outskirts of town.
[00:09] Narr
    Hiroshi and his classmates, Takurou,
    Takeshi, and Mika, enter the mansion
[00:14] Narr
    and are attacked by the bizarre
    monster known as Aooni.
[00:17] Narr
    Can they solve a series of puzzles
    and escape the mansion?
[00:23] Narr
    Or...
[00:24] Narr
    Will they join Aooni for
    a fancy dinner party?
SIGN    Vinegar
[00:27] Narr
    Honestly, if you ignore the monsters,
    the mansion's quite pleasant!
[00:31] Narr
    Their shut-in lifestyle starts now!
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation
SIGN    Episode 5 Rococo Style
[00:38] Hiro
    How could I, of all people, get chased down?
[00:43] Hiro
    There! I'll hide in there!
[00:47] Hiro
    Takeshi-kun?
[00:48] Hiro
    Wh-Whatever, let me hide with you!
[00:53] Hiro
    I'm saved.
[00:54] Hiro
    Anyway, what's with that dress?
[00:57] Take
    I ran in here to escape the monster,
    when this light surrounded me...
[01:01] Take
    Exactly. Just like that.
[01:04] Hiro
    I don't know what's going on, but somehow,
    it has both splendor and subtlety...
[01:08] Hiro
    Is this Rococo fashion?
[01:10] Take
    It's a good look for you, Hiroshi.
[01:11] Take
    It appears this closet gives people
    inside it a Rococo makeover.
[01:15] Hiro
    How unscientific...
[01:20] Taku
    What're you two wearing?
[01:22] Hiro
    Just get inside, please.
[01:24] Take
    Three, two, one, shine!
[01:28] Taku
    What the hell is this?!
[01:30] Take
    You look stupid.
[01:31] Hiro
    If I had to guess, I'd say it's Mozart.
[01:33] Taku
    Bull crap! That's not an answer!
[01:39] Mika
    I want a dress, too!
[01:40] Mika
    C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
[01:44] Mika
    Hell yeah!
[01:46] Hiro
    Furniture, huh?
[01:47] Take
    You look good.
[01:48] Taku
    Lucky you, Mika.
[01:50] Mika
    Why only me?!
[01:54] Mika
    Sorry. I forgot it was about to catch us...
[01:59] Take
    This is it!
[02:00] Take
    We're gonna get killed in our finery!
[02:10] Taku
    Wh-What's this?
[02:12] Hiro
    Hospitality... I guess?
[02:15] Mika
    Wow, it's a full spread of fancy food.
[02:18] Taku
    They've got glasses, too!
[02:20] Taku
    I'm parched. Can I get a drink?
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation

6 - Elegy for the Boys

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[00:04] Narr
    Rumor has it that monsters
    lurk in an empty mansion
[00:07] ---
    on the outskirts of town.
[00:09] Narr
    Hiroshi and his classmates, Takurou,
    Takeshi, and Mika, enter the mansion
[00:14] Narr
    and are attacked by the bizarre
    monster known as Aooni.
[00:17] Narr
    Can they solve a series of puzzles
    and escape the mansion?
[00:23] Narr
    Or...
[00:24] Narr
    Are these four going to end
    up in a reverse harem?!
SIGN    Vinegar
[00:26] Narr
    Sweaty skin! Dirty muscles!
[00:29] Narr
    "Go hit the showers."
[00:30] Narr
    The boys take the plunge, starting now.
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation
SIGN    Episode 6 Elegy for the Boys
[00:35] Mika
    I'm gonna go take a shower.
[00:37] ---
    You know what I'll do to
    you if you peek, right?
[00:39] Hiro
    I'll thank you not to think so little of me.
[00:41] Take
    I wouldn't do such a thing.
[00:42] Taku
    You're being overly self-conscious.
[00:45] Mika
    Hmph.
[00:46] Mika
    Hiroshi...
[00:47] Mika
    If you peep, I'll crush that
    brain you're so proud of
[00:50] ---
    to a pulp with my bare hands, poindexter.
[00:53] Mika
    Takeshi, you already look like you're
    gonna peek, so maybe I'll deck you now.
[00:56] Take
    That's a big disparity!
SIGN    Disparity?!
[00:58] Mika
    Tsk.
[01:01] Mika
    T-Takurou, er, y-you can look if you want...
[01:05] ---
    But in exchange, you must sign this
    marriage license in your own blood.
SIGN    Marriage License
[01:12] Taku
    Damn that Mika...
[01:14] Take
    What now? Are we giving up?
[01:15] Taku
    Hell no! There's a naked girl on
    the other side of that wall!
[01:19] Hiro
    There's no scientific reason to stop now.
[01:21] Taku
    Boys will be boys! C'mon!
[01:23] All3
    Yeah!
[01:25] Hiro
    Takeshi-kun, you play left fullback,
    and I'll play right fullback.
[01:29] Hiro
    Takurou-kun, you play sweeper,
    center midfielder, and center forward!
[01:31] Taku
    Gotcha!
[01:32] Take
    It's the monster! Run for it!
[01:35] Hiro
    Takeshi-kun!
[01:36] Take
    Guys... peep... for me...
[01:39] Taku
    Takeshi!
[01:42] Taku
    Takeshi... He protected us...
[01:45] Hiro
    When this is all over,
[01:46] ---
    we'll place a tombstone in the
    bathroom in his memory.
[01:48] Hiro
    It's the least we can do.
[01:50] Hiro
    Not again!
[01:51] Hiro
    But if we escape to the bathroom...
[01:53] Taku
    Yeah! We can use running from the monster
[01:55] ---
    as an excuse to see Mika naked— Whoa!
[01:57] Hiro
    Takurou-kun!
[01:59] Taku
    Hiroshi...
[02:00] ---
    You have to make it to Mika...
[02:04] Taku
    I'm counting on you.
[02:05] Hiro
    Takurou-kun!
[02:07] [SONG] [Song
    She's foul-mouthed and strong-willed
SIGN    Elegy for the Boys / Hiroshi, Takurou, Takeshi
[02:08] Hiro
    I'll peep for the
    both of them!
[02:10] [SONG] [Song
    But her secret's about to be revealed
[02:12] Hiro
    I have to do it...
[02:13] [SONG] [Song
    It's risky, and that's not phony
[02:14] Hiro
    Or else their deaths
    will be in vain!
[02:17] [SONG] [Song
    She's scarier than Aooni
[02:20] [SONG] Song
    La la, la la, la la, la la la la la, la la—
[02:24] Hiro
    Victory!

7 - Puzzle Game

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[00:04] Narr
    Rumor has it that monsters
    lurk in an empty mansion
[00:07] ---
    on the outskirts of town.
[00:09] Narr
    Hiroshi and his classmates, Takurou,
    Takeshi, and Mika, enter the mansion
[00:14] Narr
    and are attacked by the bizarre
    monster known as Aooni.
[00:17] Narr
    Can they solve a series of puzzles
    and escape the mansion?
[00:23] Narr
    Or...
[00:24] Narr
    Are they really going to mess with
    the mansion's myriad puzzles?
SIGN    Vinegar
[00:28] Narr
    You're supposed to be trying
    to escape, remember?!
[00:30] Narr
    Serious questions about their taste
    in games are being asked now.
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation
SIGN    Episode 7 Puzzle Game
[00:35] Taku
    One, four, one, four.
[00:38] [SONG] Lock
    Locked
[00:39] Taku
    One, four, one, five.
[00:41] [SONG] Lock
    Locked
[00:43] Mika
    We've got a long way to go.
[00:44] Hiro
    What are you three doing?
[00:46] Taku
    Trying to crack this safe.
[00:48] Take
    It has a four-digit code. By starting at 0000
    and going up one digit at a time,
[00:53] Take
    eventually we'll get it!
[00:55] Hiro
    Indeed.
[00:56] Mika
    We've been at it for over an hour.
[00:59] Hiro
    From an efficiency standpoint, it's a very
    ineffective, time-wasting method.
[01:02] Taku
    Oh, shut up. It won't matter once it's open.
[01:04] Taku
    There might be something
    in here to help us escape.
[01:07] Hiro
    With gimmicks like this, you just
    have to consider every angle
[01:10] Hiro
    from a scientific point of view.
[01:11] Mika
    What's scientific about it?
[01:12] Hiro
    These symbols are a crucial hint.
[01:15] Hiro
    And this room has a grand piano in it...
[01:19] Hiro
    That's it!
[01:20] Hiro
    Mika-san, can you play Russian folk music?
[01:23] Mika
    Russian folk?
[01:26] Mika
    Like this?
[01:29] Take
    Wh-What the... A game?
[01:31] Hiro
    Those symbols represented a puzzle game.
[01:34] Both
    Science is awesome!
[01:36] Taku
    I'll beat this in no time.
[01:38] Taku
    Build 'em up, then clear 'em in one shot...
[01:41] Taku
    Come on, straight!
[01:42] Taku
    Damn it, I'm not getting any straight blocks!
[01:45] Taku
    Straight block...
[01:48] Take
    My turn.
[01:50] Mika
    You're really good, Takeshi!
[01:52] Take
    I guess. Whoa, what's that?
[01:57] Take
    What do I do with these?!
[01:59] Hiro
    It looks like it's up to me.
[02:02] Take
    Hiroshi... Those calluses!
[02:04] Take
    You've done a lot of gaming!
[02:06] Hiro
    Not that much, really.
[02:08] Hiro
    I have a long way to go myself.
[02:09] Taku
    Look at his fingers. He's inhuman! Scary!
[02:13] Take
    Yikes! His eyes are all over the place!
[02:15] Mika
    Hiroshi, you're awesome, but freaky!
[02:16] Taku
    Freaky or not, he's almost beaten the game!
[02:19] Taku
    What's with that fish fillet thing?
[02:21] Hiro
    I-It's too fast!
[02:23] Hiro
    Too...
[02:26] Taku
    You almost had it...
[02:27] Take
    Hey, is something falling?
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation

8 - Iron Bars

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[00:04] Narr
    Rumor has it that monsters
    lurk in an empty mansion
[00:07] ---
    on the outskirts of town.
[00:09] Narr
    Hiroshi and his classmates, Takurou,
    Takeshi, and Mika, enter the mansion
[00:14] Narr
    and are attacked by the bizarre
    monster known as Aooni.
[00:17] Narr
    Can they solve a series of puzzles
    and escape the mansion?
[00:23] Narr
    Or...
[00:24] Narr
    Can they clear the last dungeon
    without using any of their items?!
SIGN    Vinegar
[00:28] Narr
    At this point, you might as well use them!
[00:30] Narr
    A test of their hoarding
    instincts starts now!
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation
SIGN    Episode 8 Iron Bars
[00:35] Taku
    I can't believe the monster
    chased us all the way here...
[00:39] Mika
    W-We're safe now, right?
[00:40] ---
    He can't pry open those bars, can he?
[00:42] Hiro
    I wouldn't think so... but...
[00:53] Taku
    No way!
[00:56] Hiro
    Shall we take this opportunity to escape?
[01:01] Taku
    Quit crying.
[01:03] Take
    If we save you, you'll just try to eat us!
[01:08] Mika
    I feel bad for him. Let's help him.
[01:10] Hiro
    But he's stuck tight.
[01:12] Mika
    I know!
[01:13] Mika
    Soap! We'll lube him up with soap.
[01:16] Take
    Now his skin's clean and clear.
[01:19] Taku
    What we need is vinegar!
SIGN    Vinegar
[01:20] Taku
    This will soften up his body.
[01:22] Hiro
    The sourness made his lips pucker.
[01:24] Mika
    The lighter fluid we found earlier!
[01:26] Mika
    Let's oil him up.
[01:27] Taku
    Now he's all oily...
    and kinda sexy-looking.
[01:30] Mika
    Why did you cover me in oil, too?
[01:32] Take
    I can't see a thing.
    Let's get some light going.
SIGN    Urk...
[01:36] Mika
    Hot!
[01:38] Taku
    Mika, use this!
[01:39] Mika
    So sour!
[01:41] Take
    Boy, that was close.
[01:43] Taku
    Vinegar rules! Gotta have vinegar.
SIGN    Vinegar
[01:45] Taku
    Never leave home without it!
[01:47] Mika
    You three...
[01:51] Take
    This is hopeless. Forget it.
[01:54] Hiro
    I'm... I'm not giving up yet!
[01:56] Taku
    Hiroshi?
[01:58] Taku
    What're you gonna do up there?
[02:01] Hiro
    High-angle energy kick!
[02:04] Mika
    Yeah! It worked!
[02:06] Take
    That was awesome, Hiroshi!
[02:08] Take
    Hiroshi?
[02:16] Taku
    Okay, soap him up!
[02:18] Hiro
    My skin's sleek and white now!
[02:19] Mika
    Drink vinegar. It'll make you flexible!
SIGN    Vinegar
[02:21] Hiro
    So sour!
[02:23] Take
    Lighter fluid, then?
[02:24] Hiro
    Erotic.
[02:25] Hiro
    Takeshi-kun, don't use the lighter!
[02:27] Hiro
    Hot!
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation

9 - Local Mascot

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[00:04] Narr
    Rumor has it that monsters
    lurk in an empty mansion
[00:07] ---
    on the outskirts of town.
[00:09] Narr
    Hiroshi and his classmates, Takurou,
    Takeshi, and Mika, enter the mansion
[00:14] Narr
    and are attacked by the bizarre
    monster known as Aooni.
[00:17] Narr
    Can they solve a series of puzzles
    and escape the mansion?
[00:23] Narr
    Or...
[00:24] Narr
    Will they realize that Aooni
    looks like a costumed character
SIGN    Vinegar
[00:26] Narr
    and come around to his creepy cuteness?
[00:30] Narr
    The mansion's transition into
    a theme park won't be halted!
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation
SIGN    Episode 9 Local Mascot
[00:36] F-Anch
    And here we have the winner of our
    third annual "Local Mascot" contest:
[00:40] F-Anch
    Appelina the Apple!
[00:43] F-Anch
    Appelina has won a million yen!
SIGN    Special
[00:48] [SONG] Ticker Yellow
    Super popular
SIGN    The Effects of "Local Mascots"?
[00:48] M-Anch
    Local mascots are
    exploding in popularity,
[00:51] M-Anch
    bringing in billions to
    their regional economies.
SIGN    Fuwa
[01:04] Taku
    It feels like that monster
    could jump out at any moment.
[01:07] Mika
    Stop saying scary things.
[01:09] Hiro
    What's this? The end of the
    hall is oddly illuminated...
SIGN    Locul Mascat
SIGN    Fuwatty Stor
SIGN    Locul Mascat
SIGN    Fuwatty Stor
SIGN    It's Our Pleasure
SIGN    Welcome
[01:15] Hiro
    Wh-What are these ominous objects?
[01:19] Take
    Fuwatty sweet buns, 1,000 yen.
[01:21] Take
    "Takeshi-flavored"?
[01:22] Mika
    Fuwatty placemat, 300. Fuwatty pen, 500.
[01:26] Taku
    T-shirts, too... 10XL?!
[01:29] Hiro
    He's got them sized for the other monsters.
SIGN    Fluffy
    Fuwatty
[01:31] Mika
    Fuwatty's long-awaited debut solo,
    "Fluffy Fuwatty," with meet-and-greet...
SIGN    Fuwatty's
    Long-Awaited
SIGN    Debut solo!!
SIGN    Fluffy Fuwatty
SIGN    With meet-and-greet, 10,000 yen!
[01:35] Mika
    Ten thousand yen?!
SIGN    Fuwatty's Long-Awaited
SIGN    Debut solo!!
SIGN    Fluffy Fuwatty
SIGN    With meet-and-greet, 10,000 yen!
[01:36] Hiro
    You can listen to a sample.
[01:37] Hiro
    I don't want to, but I can't resist...
[01:43] Taku
    Who would buy this crap?!
[01:44] Mika
    We should stay away from this stuff.
[01:46] Take
    We'll ignore it whenever
    we pass through this hall.
[01:50] Taku
    Ignore it, ignore it.
[01:53] Take
    Don't look, don't look...
[01:56] Mika
    Ah, ah! Can't hear you, can't hear you!
SIGN    Locul Mascat
SIGN    Fuwatty Stor
SIGN    It's Our
    Pleasure
SIGN    Welcome
[02:04] Hiro
    No one's here.
[02:06] Hiro
    What would they say if they found
    out I'm a hardcore local mascot fan?
[02:11] Hiro
    How could I resist a limited-edition
    treasure like this?!
[02:14] Hiro
    The quality of the fluffiness is top-notch!
[02:17] Hiro
    I'm sold!
[02:18] Hiro
    Excuse me, storekeeper! Is anyone around?
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation

10 - Supersonic Aooni

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[00:04] Narr
    Rumor has it that monsters
    lurk in an empty mansion
[00:07] ---
    on the outskirts of town.
[00:09] Narr
    Hiroshi and his classmates, Takurou,
    Takeshi, and Mika, enter the mansion
[00:14] Narr
    and are attacked by the bizarre
    monster known as Aooni.
[00:17] Narr
    Can they solve a series of puzzles
    and escape the mansion?
[00:23] Narr
    Or...
[00:24] Narr
    Will they be on the run from
    Aooni for all eternity?
SIGN    Vinegar
[00:27] Narr
    The boys' endless and strenuous
    race to outrun death starts now!
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation
SIGN    Episode 10 Supersonic Aooni
[00:35] [SONG] [Button
    Speed
    of Sound
[00:40] Taku
    Fine, I'll—
[00:41] Take
    Wait, wait, wait!
[00:41] Hiro
    Wait a moment, Takurou-kun.
[00:43] Taku
    Why? Nothing's gonna happen
    if we don't push the button.
[00:45] Taku
    You're such a wimp, Takeshi.
[00:47] Take
    I-I am not!
[00:48] Hiro
    We don't want things to happen.
[00:50] ---
    We want them not to happen.
[00:51] Taku
    Oh, whatever. Like this could get any worse?
    You're overthinking it, Hiroshi!
[00:57] Hiro
    Good point.
[00:58] Taku
    Punch it!
[00:59] Take
    What have you done?!
[01:01] Taku
    It's the monster!
[01:03] Take
    What the hell?! He's way faster than normal!
[01:04] Take
    He's gonna catch us!
[01:06] Take
    Hey, we're faster, too.
[01:07] Hiro
    This must be that button's doing.
[01:09] Hiro
    This should be interesting!
[01:11] Mika
    The day has finally arrived!
[01:13] Mika
    Who's the fastest of them all?
[01:15] Mika
    Our five runners are at the starting line.
[01:17] Mika
    In lane one, our resident
    poindexter, Hiroshi!
[01:19] Mika
    Can his brainpower make
    up for his lack of stamina?
[01:22] Mika
    In lane two, our speedy, terrifying,
    familiar blue monster!
[01:25] Mika
    He was already a speedster,
    and an unstoppable stalker!
[01:27] Mika
    In lane three, my beloved Takurou!
[01:30] Mika
    Come in first for me, okay?
[01:32] Mika
    In lane four, the cowardly,
    chicken-livered crybaby, Takeshi.
SIGN    Shiver
[01:35] Mika
    Turn your shivering into speed, if you can.
[01:37] Mika
    In lane five, the blueberry
    fish fillet, Fuwatty.
[01:39] Mika
    He's already super fast and
    the odds-on favorite to win.
[01:45] Mika
    The First Annual Supersonic
    Grand Prix is underway!
[01:49] Mika
    A crash already! He was going
    too fast to make the turn!
[01:52] Taku
    I can't turn, either!
[01:55] Mika
    Goal!
[01:56] Take
    No!
[01:58] Mika
    Goal number two!
[02:00] Hiro
    The laws of inertia—
[02:02] Mika
    Goal number three! It's a hat trick!
[02:05] Mika
    Will he dominate the race
    in this tasty manner?
[02:07] Mika
    Oh, my! Is Fuwatty forfeiting?
[02:09] Hiro
    Fuwatty! You can do better than that.
[02:12] Take
    Go for it! Run for us!
[02:15] Taku
    Please, Fuwatty...
[02:16] Taku
    Show them the power of a local mascot!
[02:21] Mika
    Fuwatty has disappeared!
[02:24] Mika
    What's this?
[02:25] Mika
    Fuwatty appears to have run
    right out of this time period.
[02:29] Mika
    Unfortunately, that means he's
    disqualified. Thank you for—
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation

11 - Aooni Switch

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[00:04] Narr
    Rumor has it that monsters
    lurk in an empty mansion
[00:07] ---
    on the outskirts of town.
[00:09] Narr
    Hiroshi and his classmates, Takurou,
    Takeshi, and Mika, enter the mansion
[00:14] Narr
    and are attacked by the bizarre
    monster known as Aooni.
[00:17] Narr
    Can they solve a series of puzzles
    and escape the mansion?
[00:23] Narr
    Or...
[00:24] Narr
    Will they become Aooni's playthings?
SIGN    Vinegar
[00:27] Narr
    At this point, I think they'd
    be safer living in the armoire.
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation
[00:32] Narr
    Probably.
SIGN    Episode 11 Aooni Switch
[00:35] Hiro
    Speaking scientifically,
    we've been cornered again.
[00:39] Taku
    Takeshi, you get it, right?
[00:41] Taku
    Don't move. Don't shake.
    Don't rock the armoire.
[00:43] Take
    I know!
[00:44] Mika
    Watch your hands, Takeshi!
[00:47] ---
    Ow!
[00:47] Taku
    I said stay still!
[00:52] Taku
    See?
[00:54] Hiro
    That was your fault, Takurou-kun.
[00:57] Mika
    Save me, Takurou!
[01:02] Hiro
    Nice one, Takeshi-kun! This is our chance—
[01:04] Hiro
    Huh? What's this?
[01:08] Taku
    Hey, this looks cool.
[01:10] Taku
    Let's follow it!
[01:13] Take
    It's like dominoes. I love this kind of stuff!
[01:16] Mika
    Takeshi, what's that around your neck?
[01:19] Hiro
    Takeshi-kun!
[01:27] Taku
    Who the hell set all this up?
[01:30] Hiro
    It must have been that monster.
[01:32] Hiro
    Not to insult Takeshi-kun's memory,
    but it's quite impressive.
[01:34] Mika
    That monster has a cute side to him.
[01:37] Mika
    I mean, too bad Takeshi had to die, but...
[01:39] Taku
    Yeah, you're not bad, monster!
    Too bad Takeshi had to die, but...
[01:42] Taku
    What's up? You want me to stand here?
[01:47] Mika
    Takurou!
[01:53] Hiro
    I'm beginning to think we should
    stop following this contraption.
[01:56] Mika
    Hiroshi, you chicken.
[01:57] ---
    You've gotta see these
    things through to the end!
[02:04] Mika
    Aw...
[02:10] Hiro
    What did you think was
    going to happen, Mika-san?!
[02:20] Hiro
    Th-The exit!
[02:21] Hiro
    Yes! I'm going to escape!
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation

12 - Opposite World

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[00:04] Narr
    Rumor has it that monsters
    lurk in an empty mansion
[00:07] ---
    on the outskirts of town.
[00:09] Narr
    Hiroshi and his classmates, Takurou,
    Takeshi, and Mika, enter the mansion
[00:14] Narr
    and are attacked by the bizarre
    monster known as Aooni.
[00:17] Narr
    Can they solve a series of puzzles
    and escape the mansion?
[00:23] Narr
    Or...
[00:24] Narr
    It's doubtful that they even
    care about escaping anymore.
SIGN    Vinegar
[00:28] Narr
    The peaceful lives of the Aoonis living
    in the mansion are coming to a noisy end.
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation
SIGN    Episode 12 Opposite World
[00:44] Taku
    It's cleaner than I expected.
[00:46] Hiro
    Too clean.
[00:48] Hiro
    Like someone was living
    here until recently.
[00:50] Mika
    Don't say scary stuff like that.
[00:51] Mika
    This place is supposed to be abandoned.
[00:53] Squat
    Wh-Who's that? No one rang
    the doorbell, right?
[00:55] ---
    Did they just walk in?
[00:56] Fuwa
    M-M-Maybe it's b-burglars?!
[00:59] Aooni
    It's definitely illegal breaking and entering.
[01:07] Squat
    Th-They're heading this way!
[01:14] Fuwa
    Monster!
[01:15] Squat
    What the hell is that thing?!
[01:16] Squat
    It's some kinda orange-headed,
    weirdly-dressed freak!
[01:18] Aooni
    Stay calm! Just run away!
[01:20] Fuwa
    I can't handle this!
[01:23] Mika
    Whatever those things are,
    they give me the creeps.
[01:25] Mika
    They've got guts to try and escape from me.
[01:30] Aooni
    Let's hide in that armoire.
[01:34] Squat
    It's cramped in here... Too cramped!
[01:36] Aooni
    Speaking scientifically, it's
    your muscles that are too big.
[01:38] Aooni
    If I hadn't been drinking vinegar
    every day, we'd be screwed right now.
SIGN    Vinegar
[01:42] Squat
    It's shaking?
[01:45] Squat
    Hey, settle down back there!
    The monster will find us!
[01:49] Mika
    Found ya.
[01:52] Fuwa
    Save me!
[01:54] Mika
    Ew, yuck.
[01:55] Aooni
    P-Please, wait! What do you
    people have against us?!
[01:59] Mika
    Pest.
[02:02] Squat
    What have you done to my friends?!
[02:05] Mika
    Gross.
[02:07] Taku
    Hey, Mika, what're you doing?
[02:09] Mika
    Sorry. I came across
    these nasty little things.
[02:12] Take
    Whoa! Are those the mansion's monsters?
[02:14] Mika
    Nah, no way. Just a bunch
    of blue lumps of meat.
[02:17] Taku
    I don't think there are any
    monsters in here at all.
[02:19] Hiro
    There's nothing of value here, either.
[02:21] ---
    Let's burn this place to the ground.
[02:23] Take
    I'm in. Let's go home already!
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SIGN    The Animation

13 - Trapped for 70 Years

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[00:04] Narr
    Rumor has it that monsters
    lurk in an empty mansion
[00:07] ---
    on the outskirts of town.
[00:09] Narr
    Hiroshi and his classmates, Takurou,
    Takeshi, and Mika, enter the mansion
[00:14] Narr
    and are attacked by the bizarre
    monster known as Aooni.
[00:17] Narr
    Can they solve a series of puzzles
    and escape the mansion?
[00:23] Narr
    Or...
[00:24] Narr
    They'll live in the mansion having
    zany adventures with Aooni!
SIGN    Vinegar
[00:28] Narr
    A lifetime of the four friends testing
    their courage playing Aooni ends now.
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation
SIGN    Episode 13 Trapped for 70 Years
[00:37] Hiro
    What delicious tea.
[00:40] Mika
    It's nice that the yard has a tea plantation.
[00:43] Take
    Indeed. Shall we head home?
[00:48] Taku
    We promised not to bring that up.
[00:51] Mika
    We never solved that piano puzzle.
[00:54] Hiro
    After we broke it, we had
    no choice but to give up.
[01:00] Taku
    It's been 70 years since that day...
[01:02] Take
    Indeed. I'd like boiled fish for dinner.
[01:07] Mika
    Yes, yes. Boiled fish tonight. Hup...
[01:12] Hiro
    I'll go to the fish tank. Hrrrgh...
[01:17] Taku
    I'll go to the garden. Hrrmph...
[01:22] Take
    I'll go to the restroom.
[01:28] Hiro
    We haven't seen that monster in ages.
[01:31] Mika
    In a way, I miss him.
[01:34] Hiro
    Isn't that sound...
[01:35] Mika
    I don't hear anything.
[01:38] Hiro
    Well, well! It's been too long!
[01:40] Taku
    The big fella bought it first, did he?
[01:44] Hiro
    Come now, let's all run for it.
[01:50] Mika
    Hello, Fuwatty-chan. How are you?
[01:53] Hiro
    My, my.
[01:54] Take
    Forgot your dentures, did you?
[01:57] Hiro
    Boy, we've all aged, haven't we?
[02:00] Hiro
    Perhaps it's time we put an end to this.
[02:03] Taku
    Our little game of tag is over.
[02:05] Mika
    We did our best.
[02:09] Take
    Shall we head home?
[02:13] Kids
    Thank you. It's been fun.
SIGN    Aooni the Blue Monster
SIGN    The Animation