Ao-chan Can't Study!

Ao Horie’s father, an erotic fiction author, chose Ao’s name because A stands for “apple” and O stands for “orgy”! Desperate to escape her father’s legacy and get into a prestigious university, Ao focuses on school instead of pursuing romance. She has no time for boys, but there’s just one problem: Kijima, her handsome classmate, just confessed his love to her! And to make matters worse, she can’t stop thinking dirty thoughts about him! Looks like escaping her father’s influence will be tough…

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Ao-chan Can't Enjoy Her Youth

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:05] ---
    Ao Horie, Year 1, Class 2.
[00:08] ---
    Essay Presentation
[00:09] ---
    "The Origin of my Name."
[00:11] ---
    My dad gave me my name.
[00:16] ---
    Essay Presentation
[00:17] ---
    My name is "Ao..."
[00:22] ---
    as in "show 'em my A-O-face!"
[00:26] ---
    From the time that I eagerly
    announced that at our class observation day,
[00:29] ---
    my life has been miserable.
[01:32] ---
    AO-CHAN CAN'T ENJOY HER YOUTH
[01:32] ---
    One person got a perfect
    score on this assignment.
[01:35] ---
    Ao Horie.
[01:37] ---
    Yes, sir.
[01:41] ---
    Amazing!
[01:42] ---
    Horie is always studying, huh?
[01:44] ---
    Huh, are you serious?
    She's young and she should have more fun!
[01:49] ---
    Youth?
[01:51] ---
    I have no interest in something like that.
[01:54] ---
    When I graduate high school,
    I'll make sure of it:
[01:57] ---
    I want to live a modest life on my own!
[02:00] ---
    I'll be going to a prominent
    national university under my parents' terms.
[02:03] ---
    Then I'll go to a university
    as far away as possible.
[02:06] ---
    To that end, I don't mind abandoning
    the short flash of youth!
[02:09] ---
    Horie's so awesome!
[02:12] ---
    This voice...
[02:14] ---
    What did you do to get such a high score?
[02:16] ---
    There he is, the King of the Normies!
[02:20] ---
    Did you try studying?
[02:23] ---
    Of course you gotta do that!
[02:24] ---
    You gotta study, Kijima.
[02:26] ---
    Shut up!
[02:30] ---
    This shallow-looking guy is Takumi Kijima.
[02:32] ---
    He's talkative, and he has
    many friends of both sexes.
[02:36] ---
    His looks aren't too bad, either.
[02:38] ---
    And he gets asked out and
    stuff like that pretty often.
[02:43] ---
    In any case, we exist in
    completely opposite spaces.
[02:47] ---
    Goal Management App
[02:48] ---
    Is that a game?
[02:49] ---
    Which game app is that?
[02:50] ---
    But why is he always coming to talk to me?
[02:54] ---
    It's not a game.
[02:55] ---
    Kijima, can you go elsewhere, please?
[02:57] ---
    What?!
[02:58] ---
    Kijima got rejected!
[03:02] ---
    Ugh, jeez, there's even more boys here now.
[03:07] ---
    A huge mass of horny pervs are all around me!
[03:11] ---
    From the beginning of time,
    men have viewed women in a sexual light,
[03:14] ---
    and as long as there's
    an opportunity, attempt to have sex!
[03:16] ---
    Looks and stuff don't even matter!
[03:18] ---
    They're animals!
[03:18] ---
    If there's a hole, they'll poke it in!
[03:20] ---
    Kijima comes near me
    because he's thinking vulgar things!
[03:24] ---
    Despite what you say,
    your body shows how you truly feel.
[03:28] ---
    Let me hear your pretty
    voice when you cry out.
[03:30] ---
    That was pretty good.
[03:32] ---
    Can I really stand to let
    him get any closer to me?!
[03:36] ---
    But seriously, Horie...
[03:39] ---
    Whoa. Does she hate me?
[03:42] ---
    Horie is pretty cold towards
    all the boys, though.
[03:45] ---
    She doesn't really talk to the girls either.
[03:47] ---
    Yeah.
[03:48] ---
    But you just talk to her normally,
    so she's gotten a little easier to approach.
[03:56] ---
    Well, that's good at least.
[03:58] ---
    That's not good.
[03:59] ---
    Goal Management App
[04:00] ---
    If Kijima keeps misunderstanding me like this,
    he'll get in the way of my studying,
[04:04] ---
    and even worse all of those guys...
[04:09] ---
    Next time, I'll just
    straight up say I hate him.
[04:12] ---
    HORIE
[04:12] ---
    I hate all men, for the most part.
[04:14] ---
    DESIRE
[04:15] ---
    Including the ones in my family.
[04:17] ---
    You're late!
[04:18] ---
    You're late, Ao!
[04:20] ---
    You promised me you'd make me some
    tiddy pudding, didn't you?!
[04:24] ---
    I already did. Get it out
    of the fridge yourself.
[04:28] ---
    No! I'm tired, you get it for me!
[04:30] ---
    You get it! Please!
[04:35] ---
    Ao. Please just take care of it this time.
[04:37] ---
    Yabe?
[04:39] ---
    If you don't, then he'll
    lose this serialization.
[04:41] ---
    It's the 87th part of the super popular series
    "Pleasure Proposal."
[04:44] ---
    Misako and Atsushi have their first
    secret rendezvous in a week.
[04:47] ---
    On top of that, they're the
    only two in the office kitchen.
[04:49] ---
    And now! The time has come!
[04:51] ---
    And they will drop it.
[04:53] ---
    Oh, I've got it! I know!
[04:54] ---
    If you don't get me my pudding,
    I'm gonna go to your school!
[04:57] ---
    And I'm gonna introduce myself!
[04:59] ---
    Stop.
    Please stop this.
[05:03] ---
    My dad is the very prominent...
[05:06] ---
    Erotic novelist, Mr. Hanasaki Horie.
[05:10] ---
    Around the neighborhood,
    he's called the Pleasure Master.
[05:14] ---
    Incidentally, my home is
    called the House of Lewd.
[05:17] ---
    Hurry! Hurry! You have to hurry!
    My father is also the one who named me.
[05:19] ---
    It's detestable.
[05:21] ---
    He's a lecherous demon.
[05:24] ---
    Here's your pudding.
[05:25] ---
    Hooray!
[05:26] ---
    Here's your spoon.
[05:27] ---
    Hooray!
[05:28] ---
    Okay, I'm going back to my room.
[05:30] ---
    The tiddy... The tiddy is...
[05:32] ---
    What'd you do to the tiddies?!
[05:34] ---
    Ao! How dare you desecrate the
    opulence known as the tiddy!
[05:37] ---
    Dad.
[05:38] ---
    Yes.
[05:39] ---
    I'm sorry but I don't want
    to talk to any men today.
[05:44] ---
    I see...
[05:46] ---
    Not just me, but "men"?
[05:50] ---
    I sense she's in heat.
[05:59] ---
    Today I'm going to tell
    Kijima that I hate him.
[06:04] ---
    Horie.
[06:05] ---
    Go to the nurse's office and
    bring this uniform to Kijima.
[06:08] ---
    The nurse's office?
[06:10] ---
    Yes, he twisted his ankle earlier.
[06:12] ---
    I don't wa-
[06:14] ---
    Wait... This is my chance
    to tell him how I feel.
[06:15] ---
    Nurse's Office
[06:18] ---
    You should have come to the
    group date the other day.
[06:22] ---
    I'm not really down for that right now.
[06:24] ---
    What? You're done dating at such a young age?
[06:27] ---
    Uehara, you were hesitant
    about all that stuff too, weren't you?
[06:30] ---
    Oh, that? I'm totally okay now.
[06:33] ---
    Wh-what an obscene conversation...
[06:36] ---
    If you're having problems,
    you can talk to me.
[06:38] ---
    I'm not gonna tell you!
[06:44] ---
    I'm hiding without even realizing it...
[06:46] ---
    I must accomplish my objective!
[06:50] ---
    Excuse me... Kijima...
[06:53] ---
    I've brought your uniform.
[06:56] ---
    Huh, Horie?
[06:59] ---
    Did he just... blush?
[07:01] ---
    Thanks. Wow, I didn't think you'd come.
[07:06] ---
    Oh, was he just surprised?
[07:10] ---
    The teacher only asked me
    to since I was close by him.
[07:14] ---
    Straight to the point, huh?
[07:17] ---
    The flow of this conversation...
    Now's my chance!
[07:19] ---
    Although...
[07:21] ---
    I hate you. You irritate
    me, so please stay away.
[07:25] ---
    Shock!
[07:27] ---
    I can't just say that out of the blue.
[07:29] ---
    I'll just build up to it.
[07:33] ---
    Kijima. There's something
    I want to tell you. Please listen.
[07:38] ---
    Huh? Okay.
[07:40] ---
    You're very popular, and you'll even talk to me,
    so I think you're a good person.
[07:47] ---
    Yes. Perfect.
[07:48] ---
    But to me, yo....
[07:51] ---
    S X IS POSSIBLE!!
    DAD IS ROOTING FOR YOU!
SIGN    DAD IS ROOTING FOR YOU! S X IS POSSIBLE!
[07:53] ---
    Ninja.
[07:54] ---
    What? The window?
[07:58] ---
    He can't see that!
[07:59] ---
    Whoa!
[08:02] ---
    Ouch... Wait, it's hot?
[08:07] ---
    Horie... I can't breathe...
[08:09] ---
    S-S-S-Sorry!
[08:11] ---
    Uh, it's alright.
[08:15] ---
    Was there something in the window?
[08:16] ---
    S-Sorry, that was my mistake.
[08:19] ---
    He was pressed up into my chest!
[08:22] ---
    Kijima is probably fairly
    used to that, though.
[08:27] ---
    No! Anybody that was thrown off guard
    like that would get surprised and turn red!
[08:33] ---
    So what were you saying?
[08:34] ---
    Huh?
[08:36] ---
    You started to say something,
    right? What was it?
[08:41] ---
    Huh? What's with that intense look?
[08:45] ---
    Does he want me to say I
    hate him? Is he a masochist?
[08:54] ---
    It's hard to say I hate him
    if he looks at me like that.
[09:02] ---
    Kijima. Please don't look at me like that.
    It's hard to say anything.
[09:05] ---
    Huh? Yeah, sorry. That was unintentional.
[09:11] ---
    Wh-why am I this nervous in front of Kijima?
[09:14] ---
    This guy is the King of the Normies,
    and the epitome of the beasts!
[09:18] ---
    I'm just going to say it!
[09:21] ---
    I-I honestly...
[09:29] ---
    M-My damn father!
[09:33] ---
    It's Operation Tiddy Drop!
[09:37] ---
    Horie...
[09:39] ---
    My dad is an idiot!
[09:41] ---
    The hole's gonna get poked!
[09:47] ---
    Huh?
[09:48] ---
    Horie!
[09:49] ---
    Please value yourself more!
[09:53] ---
    I won't do something like that to you...
[09:56] ---
    What?! So at best, this is a physical-
[09:58] ---
    I love you.
[10:23] ---
    What?
[10:28] ---
    I don't understand what he's saying.
[10:36] ---
    Huh? How did I get on the train?
[10:39] ---
    Calm down, Ao.
[10:41] ---
    It's times like this when I
    should check my study schedule!
SIGN    Note/Done KijimaKijimaKijimaKijimaKijima KijimaKijimaKijimaKijimaKijimaKijima for real just...KIJIMA C-C-C-C-C-ONFESSED?! KIJIMAJUSTKIKIKIJIMAJUST, FOR REAL KIJIMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA Boobs
[10:47] ---
    A-Am I a stalker?!
[10:51] ---
    I hate men, and I don't need friends.
[10:54] ---
    I don't need youth either. But...
[10:58] ---
    Why am I so worried about this?
[11:01] ---
    How did I reply to him?
[12:05] ---
    I've always loved you.
[12:07] ---
    Because it's embarrassing...
[12:08] ---
    Please choose your preferred fetish.
[12:09] ---
    Is Kijima worried?
[12:11] ---
    NEXT TIME
    AO-CHAN CAN'T EASILY DECLINE
[12:13] ---
    Let's have sex.

Season 1

E2 - Ao-chan Can't Easily Decline

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:07] ---
    I love you, Horie.
[00:11] ---
    Let's have sex!
[00:17] ---
    And that's the type of thing
    I imagined all through the night.
[01:23] ---
    I have no time to concern myself
[01:23] ---
    Ao-chan Can't Easily Decline
[01:25] ---
    with the sexual desires of men.
[01:27] ---
    If anything happens again,
[01:28] ---
    I'm going to tell him sincerely, right then.
[01:29] ---
    I'm sure of it, Kijima's junk is huge!
[01:33] ---
    Huh? Have you seen it?
[01:34] ---
    Ew!
[01:35] ---
    Don't they say big hands mean a big stick?
[01:38] ---
    Huh? Do they say that?
[01:40] ---
    Then won't everyone know how big it is?!
[01:42] ---
    In that respect, since I am of average size,
    I won't cause the ladies any pain!
[01:46] ---
    So ultimately you just
    wanted to say that, right?
[01:48] ---
    You idiot.
[01:50] ---
    Pain? Why pain?
[01:52] ---
    In my dad's novels and other sources,
[01:54] ---
    having a big one is a something
    to be proud of, though.
[01:56] ---
    Morning, Horie.
[01:59] ---
    Huh?
[02:05] ---
    It's nothing. Morning.
[02:07] ---
    R-Right...
[02:09] ---
    Hey, Horie... would you maybe...
[02:11] ---
    Homeroom is starting!
[02:15] ---
    I blurted out a reply.
[02:20] ---
    Is a big one painful for women?
[02:22] ---
    Without a doubt.
[02:24] ---
    But I've never read anything about
    that type of trouble in your novels before.
[02:28] ---
    That's because I am a
    novelist who writes dreams.
[02:32] ---
    I don't write scenes where women
    experience pain due to a man.
[02:35] ---
    What do you mean by "pain," specifically?
[02:38] ---
    Well, it can be tight, and that hurts, right?
[02:41] ---
    There're also instances where
    he can't pull out, you know.
[02:44] ---
    They've had to call the ambulance
    while it's still stuck in there.
[02:47] ---
    Oh, but even if it's big, tha-
[02:49] ---
    That's enough.
[02:54] ---
    So basically what's there is a lethal weapon!
[02:56] ---
    Impossible! Once I confirm Kijima's size,
    I will immediately decline!
[02:57] ---
    Is it mating season?
    Impossible! Once I confirm Kijima's size,
    I will immediately decline!
[03:04] ---
    With this "I'm focusing on my studies" style,
[03:07] ---
    it'll be easier to turn even Kijima down.
[03:09] ---
    Horie, you really stand out
    in that. It's really hot!
[03:13] ---
    I-I stand out? Hot? I'm supposed
    to look modest, though.
[03:17] ---
    You sure don't look modest. Right, Kijima?
[03:20] ---
    Uh... right.
[03:22] ---
    Huh? What part of it?
[03:24] ---
    Hmm... Like how it shows your figure.
[03:27] ---
    What?
[03:28] ---
    And your tights that show
    the shape of your legs.
[03:30] ---
    Huh?
[03:31] ---
    And your skirt looks short compared
    to the length of your sweater.
[03:35] ---
    To sum it up, it's enticingly sexy.
[03:39] ---
    What the hell? You think
    so too, right, Kijima?
[03:44] ---
    Well...
[03:46] ---
    I-I'll be right back!
[03:50] ---
    Is it better now?
[03:52] ---
    Sorry, Horie.
[03:54] ---
    What I said was weird.
[03:55] ---
    No...
[03:59] ---
    Did you miss breakfast?
[04:02] ---
    Want to eat something?
[04:07] ---
    For the first time...
[04:10] ---
    I skipped class.
[04:12] ---
    Because this guy is the type
    who sleeps after he eats!
[04:15] ---
    Kijima is made like a bear.
[04:17] ---
    Does Kijima have so many things to worry
    about that he can't sleep or something?
[04:20] ---
    No, that can't be right...
[04:23] ---
    I'll check Kijima's thing now!
[04:26] ---
    That's right! If I do it now, I can check it.
[04:28] ---
    This time, I won't look
    at the size of his hands,
[04:30] ---
    I'm going straight for the crotch!
[04:35] ---
    I-I won't touch him in a weird way, though.
[04:38] ---
    I just want to know how big he is.
[04:40] ---
    That shouldn't be a crime...
[04:42] ---
    But with bare hands?
[04:44] ---
    If only I had some gloves...
[04:45] ---
    And a tape measure.
[04:46] ---
    Should I just do it next time?
    But when is 'next time?'
[04:48] ---
    Should I do it and then run away?
[04:49] ---
    I can't do that!
[04:50] ---
    Ugh, come on! Are you gonna touch it or not?!
[04:57] ---
    You can touch it if you want.
[05:00] ---
    Kijima's...hand is...
[05:03] ---
    very big.
[05:06] ---
    Horie, are you worried about me?
[05:09] ---
    I-I'm not!
[05:11] ---
    Huh? But you want to touch it, don't you?
[05:13] ---
    Well that's... not not true, but...
[05:18] ---
    From the beginning, I mostly just...
[05:20] ---
    I know! Now's the perfect time
    to say that he's so big it can't possibly work!
[05:25] ---
    H-He shouldn't look at me like that, though!
[05:29] ---
    Your reply from the other da-
[05:30] ---
    It can't possibly work out with you!
[05:32] ---
    There is not enough room for you within me!
[05:34] ---
    There's no space to enter! It's impossible!
[05:38] ---
    I-I said it...
[05:41] ---
    Why do you say that?
[05:43] ---
    You don't know unless you try it out, right?
[05:45] ---
    T-Try it out?
[05:47] ---
    B-But we're at different levels of experience,
    and I have no confidence,
[05:53] ---
    and... I'm scared.
[05:56] ---
    Look. Even if we've had
    different experiences,
[05:58] ---
    this would be the first one
    between you and me, right?
[06:02] ---
    There'll probably be things
    that I'm uneasy about, but even so,
[06:04] ---
    I confessed to you because
    I wanted to give it my all,
[06:07] ---
    so will you take some time
    to think about that and not instantly reject me?
[06:13] ---
    There are things that he's uneasy about, too.
[06:17] ---
    And he's not even a virgin...
[06:19] ---
    Kijima speaks so honestly,
    even though he's not a virgin.
[06:26] ---
    Okay. I'll really think about it.
[06:33] ---
    But, why did I reply to him like that?
SIGN    Takumi Kijima Kijima Thanks for today I was so happy! No prob... Read
[06:35] ---
    Moreover, at some point we managed
[06:37] ---
    to exchanged contact information.
[06:41] ---
    Ao, how's it going with
    that boy you mentioned?
[06:44] ---
    U-um... well, there's a lot going on.
[06:47] ---
    I see...
[06:48] ---
    I suspect it's difficult to talk about
    with your father, but I'd like to help you.
[06:53] ---
    Dad...
SIGN    BOOK 3 CASE OF THE ADULT CAMPING SCHOOL THEFT PERVERT DETECTIVE KINTA PUNISHMENT BOOK 1 CASE OF THE ADULT POOL BOMB HE'S BACK! PERVERT DETECTIVE KINTA SUPER CLERK MOMOKO'S RECIPE BOOK HOW TO PEEL A KYOHO GRAPE SUPER CLERK MOMOKO'S RECIPE BOOK HOW TO MAKE PEPERONCINO
[06:56] ---
    Okay, please choose your preferred fetish.
[06:59] ---
    I'm chunking these!
[06:59] ---
    Recycle
[07:00] ---
    What're you doing?!
[07:05] ---
    Horie's in a bad mood.
[07:07] ---
    Kijima, go do something.
[07:10] ---
    Alright!
[07:11] ---
    I'm going to use the same
    English vocab book that we
[07:13] ---
    bought at the same bookstore
    and study with her!
[07:16] ---
    Such amazing motivation.
[07:17] ---
    And just a pinch of a stalker vibe.
[07:20] ---
    What are they talking about?
[07:22] ---
    Wait, I don't care about dad or Kijima!
[07:25] ---
    Studying comes first!
[07:27] ---
    Looking up this vocabulary is more-
[07:28] ---
    Heavy Bondage
    ~ Breaking Misuzu ~
    Hanasaki Horie
[07:32] ---
    Dad Show message
[07:33] ---
    To my shrinking violet Ao:
[07:35] ---
    I'm giving you my top
    recommended training manual.
[07:39] ---
    Please read it together with the boy.
[07:43] ---
    My dad says to use this together...
[07:46] ---
    A training manual?
[07:47] ---
    He's the worse, isn't he?
[07:49] ---
    I don't think so.
[07:52] ---
    I've been wanting to discipline
    you for the longest time.
[07:55] ---
    No... No way...
[07:57] ---
    Horie, let's study toge-
    No... No way...
[07:59] ---
    You seriously think I could?!
[08:06] ---
    U-Um, err...
[08:11] ---
    Sorry, I was being annoying, wasn't I?
[08:22] ---
    I brought the "training device."
[08:31] ---
    It's an English vocabulary version now...
[08:35] ---
    My life is over!
[08:46] ---
    Horie?
[08:52] ---
    Does this mean she wants to study together?
[08:55] ---
    Please don't notice the manual, please don't notice,
    please don't notice, please don't...
[08:59] ---
    You really are amazing, Horie.
[09:01] ---
    Huh?!
[09:02] ---
    I can't believe you'd read
    such an intense book.
[09:02] ---
    ENGLISH VOCABULARY
    INTENSE
[09:04] ---
    It's over!
[09:04] ---
    EROTICA
    EROTIC
[09:05] ---
    Wanna do it here?
[09:06] ---
    Whoa! We're outside, you
    know! What are you thinking?!
[09:11] ---
    Wh-What?
[09:13] ---
    I think doing it outside is fine, though.
[09:15] ---
    So this guy likes public play!
[09:19] ---
    I-I think...if people see us...
[09:23] ---
    I-It's okay, it's okay! If you
    don't like it, we'll stop.
[09:26] ---
    Don't you think you should teach me?
[09:29] ---
    Oh please! I want you to teach me, Horie.
[09:33] ---
    Is Kijima a masochist?!
[09:34] ---
    But he's telling me his fetish because
    he wants me to understand that.
[09:42] ---
    You surprised me earlier,
    but that doesn't mean I'm rejecting you, okay?
[09:46] ---
    He's an extreme masochist
    who does his training in public!
[09:49] ---
    I'm not worried about it, so it's fine.
[09:51] ---
    In that case, let's use this
    book to study next time.
[09:55] ---
    U-Um, for now, give me back
    that book. They got swapped.
[10:00] ---
    Oh, this?
[10:01] ---
    Yeah, that! Give it back!
[10:04] ---
    Nope.
[10:05] ---
    And now he's an extreme sadist?!
[10:07] ---
    Hey, look, it's over here now! Hey!
    Why not? Why are you teasing me?
[10:09] ---
    And why are you smiling?
[10:13] ---
    You're so cute, it makes
    me want to tease you.
[10:18] ---
    Okay, here you go.
[10:21] ---
    This is embarrassing, so don't tell anyone.
[10:23] ---
    Huh? Sure, but...
[10:25] ---
    Seeing that book makes it
    obvious that you're studying English.
[10:29] ---
    But still... Huh?
[10:31] ---
    I just gave you the English vocab book.
[10:39] ---
    You didn't look at it yet?!
[10:41] ---
    Horie?!
[10:45] ---
    Oh! You're reading the novel I gave you!
[10:47] ---
    Do you love your dad? Isn't training nice?
[10:51] ---
    I hate it. It's really awful.
[10:53] ---
    What was that?! What?!
[10:54] ---
    What's that mean?!
[10:55] ---
    Though I read my dad's
    stories and felt nothing...
[11:02] ---
    I'm restless.
[12:06] ---
    This is not up for debate!
[12:07] ---
    You don't have to ask,
    I'll stay here with you!
[12:08] ---
    Please!
    You don't have to ask, I'll stay here with you!
[12:10] ---
    Next time: Ao-chan Can't
    Protect Her Lower Half.
[12:10] ---
    Next Time Ao-chan Can't
    Protect Her Lower Half
[12:13] ---
    A huge sex party!

Season 1

E3 - Ao-chan Can't Protect Her Lower Half

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:01] ---
    HORIE
[00:01] ---
    What?!
[00:03] ---
    You want to skip the school trip
    and go to cram school instead?!
[00:06] ---
    Unacceptable!
[00:07] ---
    But the school trip is
    mostly just for recreation!
[00:10] ---
    This is your youth! Your youth
    is the prime of your life!
[00:13] ---
    No matter what you must put
    aside, go on this trip!
[00:15] ---
    Simply put, everyone gets
    together in a room at night...
[00:19] ---
    Youth is teeming with that sort of thing...
[00:20] ---
    Self-censored
[00:20] ---
    It may become a huge, lewd sex party, though!
[00:23] ---
    LEW
[00:23] ---
    TH
[00:23] ---
    You must enjoy your LEWTH! Go on the trip!
[00:26] ---
    Is that how a parent should act?!
[01:29] ---
    Ao-chan Can't Protect Her Lower Half
[01:35] ---
    In the mountains, where there is no escape,
[01:37] ---
    I must protect my own body.
[01:40] ---
    Huh? It's Horie.
[01:41] ---
    She looks even more like she doesn't want
[01:43] ---
    anyone to come near or engage with her today.
[01:45] ---
    I'd like to talk to her, though...
[01:47] ---
    Disorder, dispute, debauchery, disorderly, devour...
[01:47] ---
    I don't think we can imagine
    what's going on in that head of hers.
[01:50] ---
    Debauchery, debauchery, debauchery...
[01:52] ---
    Watch out!
[01:54] ---
    K-Kijima...
[01:57] ---
    I'm sorry!
[02:00] ---
    She's running away again, Kijima!
[02:03] ---
    Shut up.
[02:04] ---
    Horie seems really annoying, doesn't she?
[02:07] ---
    You should go for an easier girl.
[02:09] ---
    You idiot.
[02:11] ---
    Even annoying things are
    cute if Horie's doing them.
[02:16] ---
    Huh? What was that just now?!
[02:18] ---
    I wanna know!
[02:20] ---
    Horie! Wait a second!
[02:22] ---
    Huh?
[02:23] ---
    Can we chat for a bit?
[02:24] ---
    Well, not just chat, we can
    do other things while we chat!
[02:27] ---
    Yeah, right! We'll talk
    and get loud and crazy!
[02:29] ---
    Wanna have a party tonight?
[02:32] ---
    Th-There it is!
[02:35] ---
    U-Uh, um, um, um, I-I-I...
[02:39] ---
    If you want, we can invite Kijima.
[02:41] ---
    What?!
[02:43] ---
    See ya later!
[02:47] ---
    Huh? What was that about?
[02:50] ---
    Aw, yeah! That's nice! Get it!
    They couldn't...
[02:51] ---
    Aw, yeah! That's nice! Get it!
    want to watch me and Kijima play, could they?
[02:55] ---
    What am I gonna do?!
    I'm wearing cotton panties today!
[02:58] ---
    Even worse, they're the granny kind
    that go over my belly button!
[03:01] ---
    I thought all girls had those
    smooth cloth panties...
[03:06] ---
    The King of Normies definitely believes that.
[03:09] ---
    Any activity in these is
    completely out of the question!
[03:11] ---
    I'm going to tell Kijima to
    turn down the party invite!
[03:16] ---
    Pardon me!
[03:23] ---
    Man, I'm sleepy!
[03:25] ---
    What are we doing tonight?
[03:26] ---
    We're not just going to
    bed at 10 like normal?
[03:28] ---
    What?
[03:30] ---
    I immediately went to hide
    when I heard his voice...
[03:34] ---
    Someone didn't close the
    door properly... Huh?
[03:37] ---
    Is it stuck?
[03:41] ---
    I'm gonna get caught!
[03:42] ---
    Kijima.
[03:44] ---
    I'm going to the vending
    machine. Want anything?
[03:47] ---
    I'll go too.
[03:48] ---
    Uh, what should I get?
[03:53] ---
    Did he leave?
[03:55] ---
    And how can I sneak out of here?
[04:00] ---
    What?!
[04:03] ---
    Kiji-Ki-Kijima's hand is on
    my thigh... it's on my thigh!!
[04:07] ---
    The heck is this?
[04:09] ---
    It's warm...and soft...
[04:12] ---
    Stop it!
[04:15] ---
    Is it cat?
[04:17] ---
    Hey, come out.
[04:21] ---
    Meow...meow?
[04:24] ---
    H-Horie?! What? Did you come to see me?
[04:27] ---
    No! Uh, well, I kind of did...
[04:38] ---
    Er... well...
[04:46] ---
    Get out before the guys get back.
[04:50] ---
    I didn't say anything,
    but he's still trying to watch out for me?
[04:53] ---
    Moron.
[04:55] ---
    By the way...
[04:57] ---
    What part of you was I touching, Horie?
[04:59] ---
    It was weirdly soft, and warm, too...
[05:02] ---
    What do you think you're smelling?!
[05:04] ---
    Go wash it right now!
[05:05] ---
    Okay, I'm going! Don't push m-
[05:09] ---
    Whoa, Horie's attacking Kijima!
[05:12] ---
    No I'm not! That's not what I'm doing!
[05:14] ---
    This isn't the time for a party then, huh?
[05:16] ---
    Should we leave the room?
[05:18] ---
    Don't leave!
[05:18] ---
    Wanna go elsewhere?
[05:19] ---
    Listen to me!
[05:22] ---
    I'm going, too! Take me with you!
[05:25] ---
    Well if you say so...
[05:28] ---
    Uh, are we going to that shrine near the top?
[05:32] ---
    No! No, no, no! You can't be! No way!
[05:36] ---
    And we're doing a test of courage
    in pairs on top of that?!
[05:38] ---
    He wanted to talk to you, right?
[05:41] ---
    Go get to know each other!
[05:43] ---
    Sneaking out at night seems like
    something they'd put on our school reports, huh?
[05:46] ---
    You sound okay with that...
[05:48] ---
    I knew I shouldn't have
    come on this school trip!
[05:51] ---
    Huh? Horie...
[05:54] ---
    Did you change? Very cute, it suits you.
[05:58] ---
    Isn't it nice? We lent them to her!
[06:00] ---
    She said she didn't bring any casual clothes.
[06:02] ---
    You should thank us, Kijima.
[06:05] ---
    Yeah! Thanks, everyone!
[06:07] ---
    Okay, Horie, go on.
[06:09] ---
    Have Kijima watch out for you.
[06:11] ---
    I-I don't particularly
    mind being on my own...
[06:14] ---
    You're gonna walk a mountain trail alone?
[06:25] ---
    It was surprisingly close, huh?
[06:27] ---
    I was so concerned with Kijima
    I wasn't scared at all.
[06:31] ---
    Oh... Kijima?
[06:36] ---
    I'm glad we made it here without any mishaps.
[06:49] ---
    Kiji-Ki-Kijijiji-Ki-ma-ma!
    A-A-A h-ha-ha-hand!
[06:53] ---
    Huh? What is it?
[06:54] ---
    A-A-A-A g-g-g-gho-gho-gho-
[06:57] ---
    Calm down, Horie! I'll go check it out!
    A-A-A-A g-g-g-gho-gho-gho-
[07:04] ---
    Sorry...
[07:05] ---
    It's okay! This is all part of the job!
[07:08] ---
    Don't get the wrong idea!
[07:10] ---
    Okay.
[07:13] ---
    Horie, you get too freaked out over so ma...
[07:24] ---
    H-Horie...
[07:26] ---
    Drop hints
    Tell her directly
[07:26] ---
    Should I tell her directly?
[07:27] ---
    No, that'll hurt her.
[07:29] ---
    Then should I drop hints?
[07:31] ---
    Yeah, I'll do that.
[07:32] ---
    Horie.
[07:33] ---
    What?
[07:36] ---
    Did you forget anything
    important in the bathroom?
[07:43] ---
    I forgot the flashlight.
[07:45] ---
    That's important too, but...!
[07:51] ---
    If we go back like this
    everyone will see it too!
[07:53] ---
    Should I pull on her skirt?
    No, that's perverted.
[07:56] ---
    I really should just tell her directly!
[07:58] ---
    I think Horie would cry, though...
[08:00] ---
    Wait. Don't walk too far ahead.
[08:04] ---
    Why not?
[08:05] ---
    Uh... Well... We're on a mountain trail,
    and it's dangerous here...
[08:09] ---
    Oh, right.
[08:11] ---
    Even though I try not to, I
    keep looking at her panties!
[08:16] ---
    Horie, you don't like scary things, right?
[08:19] ---
    No, I don't.
[08:21] ---
    Don't you feel a bit of a chill?
[08:23] ---
    Maybe on your lower half?
[08:24] ---
    Why do you ask?
[08:25] ---
    Um, I mean, your legs are exposed and
[08:29] ---
    I was wondering if your lower half felt a little strange?
[08:32] ---
    What?
[08:33] ---
    What are you on about, Kijima?
    All of a sudden you're all "lower half, lower half..."
[08:38] ---
    What's with the weird
    fixation on my lower half?
[08:43] ---
    This guy...
[08:45] ---
    He can't get the feeling of
    my thighs out of his head
[08:46] ---
    This is a good job...
    He can't get the feeling of my thighs out of his head
[08:47] ---
    so he's asserting that he wants
    to be caught between them again?!
[08:50] ---
    What the hell is wrong with him!
[08:52] ---
    I'm going to protect my lower half!
[08:54] ---
    Horie, you really shouldn't do that.
[08:56] ---
    H-Huh?
[08:57] ---
    Your lower half... is making
    me very uncomfortable.
[09:00] ---
    What a creep!
[09:02] ---
    So you've finally showed his true colors!
[09:04] ---
    You really are just after
    my body, aren't you?!
[09:06] ---
    I can't stand to be with people like you!
[09:08] ---
    I'm going back alone so don't follow me!
[09:11] ---
    You can't do that!
[09:12] ---
    Why not?!
[09:13] ---
    Because... there are other people there...
[09:16] ---
    I want to go to a bright place
    where there are other people!
[09:20] ---
    Bye!
[09:21] ---
    I said wait!
[09:24] ---
    I won't let you go! Stay here!
[09:28] ---
    He took his shirt off!
[09:30] ---
    Will he tie me up? Will
    he use that shirt? On me?!
[09:33] ---
    He didn't want to just touch my thighs?!
[09:35] ---
    He's got me!
[09:37] ---
    I'm going to be tied up
    and he'll see everything!
[09:42] ---
    I'm not prepared for that!
[09:44] ---
    D-Don't-!
[09:51] ---
    A-Are you okay? Uh... Sorry.
    Th-That was a desperate move...
[09:59] ---
    But I should have known better
    than to do this with just the two of us...
[10:04] ---
    I know what you want, so...
    At the very least please be gentle.
[10:12] ---
    I'm sorry, Horie.
[10:14] ---
    I was trying to be kind to you in my own way.
[10:18] ---
    I consider you a very important
    person to me, Horie.
[10:22] ---
    Please believe that.
[10:31] ---
    That's right.
[10:32] ---
    Kijima doesn't have to tell me,
    he's always just been kind to me.
[10:49] ---
    What... is this...about?
[10:52] ---
    Uh... err...
[10:55] ---
    I could see your panties!
[11:01] ---
    Horie?!
[12:06] ---
    I'm going to tell him off!
    A superior beauty!
[12:07] ---
    Ao does not like Takumi!
[12:07] ---
    A 3P... A 3P...
    Ao does not like Takumi!
[12:08] ---
    A 3P... A 3P...
[12:10] ---
    Next time: Miyabi-chan Can't Be Beaten
[12:12] ---
    Next Time
    Miyabi-chan Can't Be Beaten
[12:13] ---
    A threesome?!

Season 1

E4 - Miyabi-chan Can't Be Beaten

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:04] ---
    A-O-face!
[00:05] ---
    That means something dirty!
[00:07] ---
    My mom said not to play with Ao-chan!
[00:10] ---
    I don't like that name!
    Why do bad things always happen to me?
[00:15] ---
    Ao-chan.
[00:17] ---
    Ao-chan, are you dirty just like your name?
[00:21] ---
    Huh?
[01:23] ---
    Miyabi-chan Can't Be Beaten
[01:26] ---
    I feel like I've had that dream before.
[01:29] ---
    Ao! Morning!
[01:31] ---
    Dad, knock.
[01:33] ---
    More importantly, open this up!
[01:34] ---
    Miss Ao Horie
[01:36] ---
    Why is it so garish?
[01:38] ---
    A picture?
[01:41] ---
    It wasn't me! I didn't do this!
[01:43] ---
    Good morning! Give this to your daughter, 'kay?
    The culprit is that girl in the picture!
[01:46] ---
    If she brought it herself
    then it must be real...
[01:48] ---
    What kind of person was she?
[01:50] ---
    She greatly resembles the cover of my novel
    "The Insatiable Beauty Miuu."
SIGN    The Insatiable Beauty Miuu Hanasaki Horie
[01:54] ---
    Whoa! I just got a weird mental image!
[01:58] ---
    That Kijima was out having fun
    with an Insatiable Beauty, was he?!
[02:02] ---
    If he already has someone,
    why is he still making moves on me?
[02:06] ---
    Kijima wouldn't want...
[02:07] ---
    A-A threesome? Does he want a threesome?
[02:08] ---
    A threesome... a threesome.
    A-A threesome? Does he want a threesome?
[02:11] ---
    He's trash! Trash-umi Kijima!
[02:13] ---
    B-But, how would you even
    do something like that?
[02:16] ---
    In any case, I'm going to
    confront him with this evidence!
[02:19] ---
    And then I'll tell him off!
[02:25] ---
    D-Damn it!
[02:27] ---
    Great job, Kijima!
[02:30] ---
    Having an athletic boyfriend
    sure is great, huh?
[02:32] ---
    N-No! He's not my boyfriend!
[02:35] ---
    What? Really?
[02:37] ---
    What's up?
[02:39] ---
    We were just asking if you
    and Horie were dating.
[02:41] ---
    We are not dating!
[02:43] ---
    Well, uh... I guess we're not dating.
[02:46] ---
    Kijima doesn't have a girlfriend.
[02:48] ---
    He went to a mixer
    with the members of the club the other day!
[02:54] ---
    H-Hey, Senpai!
[02:56] ---
    Huh? What is it? You brought
    a gal home, didn't you?
[03:01] ---
    Shut up, already!
[03:02] ---
    Horie, what he just said is-
[03:05] ---
    Kijima...confirmed...trash.
[03:09] ---
    I'm leaving. From now on,
    do not speak a word to me.
[03:12] ---
    H-Horie!
[03:14] ---
    Hey now, practice isn't over yet!
[03:18] ---
    Let me go! Horie!
    Farewell, Trash-umi Kijima!
[03:21] ---
    And welcome back, daily study!
[03:28] ---
    Sugar is excellent for a studious brain.
[03:31] ---
    I can grasp a lot more now!
[03:34] ---
    Oh yeah, the picture. I'll get rid of it.
[03:40] ---
    Don't do that. It's such a good shot.
[03:44] ---
    It's her...
[03:46] ---
    The Insatiable Beauty!
[03:47] ---
    Who are you calling "insatiable?!"
[03:50] ---
    Still an idiot, aren't you,
[03:52] ---
    O-face Ao-chan?
[03:55] ---
    Ao-chan!
[03:57] ---
    Mi... Miyabi...
[03:59] ---
    Miyabi Takaoka?
[04:01] ---
    That's me.
[04:02] ---
    But I didn't come to
    reminisce about old times.
[04:06] ---
    I didn't realize that was you, Miyabi.
[04:09] ---
    I got cute, right?
[04:10] ---
    Yes. But those fake lashes
    are weighing your eyes down...
[04:15] ---
    You know, you've always been so incompetent!
[04:18] ---
    I'b shorry!
[04:21] ---
    I guess what Takumi said is true then, eh?
[04:24] ---
    Huh? Takumi, as in... Kijima? What's true?
[04:28] ---
    At the mixer, he said that he likes you.
[04:31] ---
    Huh?!
[04:32] ---
    I fell for how he bothered to come
    to the mixer
[04:34] ---
    but was still so incredibly honest about it!
[04:36] ---
    And when I pressed him for more,
    he said he confessed but you two aren't dating.
[04:39] ---
    I can go ahead and take him, right?
[04:42] ---
    M-Miyabi, is this what you do to guys
    that are interested in someone else?
[04:46] ---
    I guess I don't really care if they are.
[04:49] ---
    More importantly,
[04:51] ---
    girls that get confessed to by good guys
    and then get cocky about it piss me off.
[05:05] ---
    Listen, Horie.
[05:07] ---
    I was forced into that mixer by my senpai,
    and seriously, nothing happened!
[05:10] ---
    It's fine.
[05:12] ---
    It's not like we're dating, and you
    have the right to make your own choices... I mean,
[05:18] ---
    you're just toying with me, right?
[05:21] ---
    Wow. That was an awful way
    to put it. Is that really me?
[05:29] ---
    Got it. I won't call you or talk
    to you at school for the time being.
[05:35] ---
    But I'm kinda...sad about that.
[05:43] ---
    It isn't my fault.
[05:46] ---
    But, now I want to apologize.
[05:58] ---
    Kijima really has stopped talking to me.
[06:04] ---
    Kijima!
[06:10] ---
    It's none of my business.
[06:18] ---
    He agreed to something.
[06:19] ---
    But, it's none of my business.
[06:20] ---
    Did she confess to him?
[06:21] ---
    No, it's none of my business.
[06:22] ---
    Does that mean he said okay, though?
[06:24] ---
    Nope, none of my business!
[06:25] ---
    Are they already madly in love?!
[06:26] ---
    It's none of my business!
[06:30] ---
    Ao! Ao!
[06:31] ---
    My dinner is just rice!
[06:33] ---
    Oh...
[06:35] ---
    Here, have some seasoning.
[06:37] ---
    I earn so much money, and yet...
[06:40] ---
    Oh, but the texture's nice...
    Cute and crunchy, too!
[06:42] ---
    Dad.
[06:44] ---
    When do guys start to lose
    interest in the girl they like?
[06:48] ---
    When they doubt their own feelings.
[06:52] ---
    They understand when a woman asks
    things like "Do you love me?
[06:55] ---
    Why? What do you love?"
[06:58] ---
    However, men are disheartened
    when women won't believe them.
[07:05] ---
    That, or they find a cute girl
    who accepts after giving it one shot.
[07:10] ---
    That has to be it!
[07:17] ---
    Can we go home? I'd like to study.
[07:19] ---
    No we can't. You promised me a date.
[07:23] ---
    We were supposed to go
    purchase a reference book, not go on a date.
SIGN    For Young Ladies THE BAR Hori Floral
[07:27] ---
    Okay, here's a reference
    book on being popular.
[07:29] ---
    It's me, posing as a female writer.
[07:32] ---
    Y-You fraud!
[07:33] ---
    What do you mean?!
[07:36] ---
    W-What?
[07:38] ---
    I'm hungry!
[07:40] ---
    See? Doesn't it look fun?
[07:43] ---
    It's my first time here.
[07:44] ---
    Let's go in. 'Kay?
[07:48] ---
    Hm... Plus ten points.
[07:51] ---
    What's wrong? Aren't you going
    to eat any deep-fried gyoza?
[07:54] ---
    Minus twenty points.
[08:00] ---
    My first-ever date is going so smoothly
    and it's all thanks to this book!
[08:05] ---
    I won't be beaten by that A-O-face!
[08:07] ---
    She's so privileged, but all she does is cry!
[08:09] ---
    It's really infuriating!
[08:10] ---
    Thanks for waiting.
[08:11] ---
    No problem!
[08:13] ---
    Bring him to
    a dark place!
[08:13] ---
    There's somewhere I wanna go!
[08:22] ---
    Where did Dad go?
[08:24] ---
    It's dark and I'm scared and I can't walk...
[08:34] ---
    Are you alright?
[08:36] ---
    Should I call the staff?
[08:37] ---
    I-It's so creepy...
[08:39] ---
    I think we're almost at the
    exit so I'll walk you there.
[08:44] ---
    If only Kijima were this thoughtful...
[08:49] ---
    She seems like a timid girl.
[08:52] ---
    Uh, do you hate haunted houses?
[08:56] ---
    Yes. But my companion
    seemed like he wanted to come in here.
[08:59] ---
    What about you?
[09:00] ---
    I'm by myself. I got separated
    from my companion too.
[09:04] ---
    Huh? Is that okay?
[09:07] ---
    Yeah. It was like she
    was fine with anyone as
[09:09] ---
    long as she came to the amusement park.
[09:12] ---
    Thank you, here is fine.
[09:14] ---
    Huh?
[09:15] ---
    Please go to your girlfriend now.
[09:18] ---
    Perhaps your girlfriend wanted to come
    in here with you, and not just anyone.
[09:28] ---
    Yeah, this is Monster
    E, from around the exit.
[09:32] ---
    The couple is doing well and aren't moving.
[09:34] ---
    Alright. I'll set it off soon.
[09:38] ---
    That might be true.
[09:40] ---
    After all, you're a kindhearte-
[09:49] ---
    Takumi! I'm over here! I'm scared!
[09:54] ---
    Please, go to her.
[09:57] ---
    Er, this is just-
[09:59] ---
    Ao, are you still in there? I'm outside.
[10:03] ---
    Wh-What? So you're with
    a man. That's surprising.
[10:08] ---
    No, that's normal.
[10:12] ---
    Not doing too bad then, huh?
[10:13] ---
    No, the one "doing it" here is you.
[10:17] ---
    You're one to talk.
[10:26] ---
    Those two are gonna break up.
[10:30] ---
    That was super scary!
[10:33] ---
    It's too bad we got separated.
[10:35] ---
    I hope we can be together next time.
[10:38] ---
    This time for sure,
[10:39] ---
    I'll bring him to a hotel
    and get a real picture instead of a shopped one!
[10:43] ---
    I'm nervous. Professor
    Floral, please cheer me on!
[10:49] ---
    Takumi, is it going okay
    with the girl you like?
[10:53] ---
    No, not really. I don't know anymore.
[10:56] ---
    Woo-hoo!
[10:58] ---
    Oh, I see...
[10:59] ---
    I thought she'd surely be a
    good person if you like her.
[11:03] ---
    I'd say she's more of a self-centered person.
[11:07] ---
    Yeah, yeah, totally true!
    And she cries so easily!
[11:10] ---
    And she gets violent sometimes.
[11:12] ---
    Ugh, she's insufferable!
[11:14] ---
    A girl like that must give
    you grief, huh, Takumi?
[11:17] ---
    Nah, it doesn't bother me.
[11:19] ---
    Tch.
[11:19] ---
    What bothers me is that...
[11:22] ---
    I don't know if she likes me or not.
[11:28] ---
    Hurry up, Dad! I lost sight of them!
[11:31] ---
    Ao, who have you been looking
    for this whole time?
[11:34] ---
    U-Um, it's just someone
    that I know from class...
[11:38] ---
    Ao does not like you, Takumi!
[11:41] ---
    She's just cocky because you're
    waiting for her answer.
[11:44] ---
    She's being yearned after!
[11:47] ---
    She just likes how you make her feel!
[11:57] ---
    My emotions are clear, though.
[12:05] ---
    What a refreshing morning!
[12:05] ---
    But ma'am, I-
    What a refreshing morning!
[12:06] ---
    Horie's body was... really beautiful.
    Go ahead and laugh all you want.
[12:07] ---
    Did they grope each other clean?!
[12:09] ---
    Next time: Ao-chan Can't Lead Virgins
[12:10] ---
    Next time
    Ao-chan Can't Lead Virgins
[12:12] ---
    Go fix that limp dick, Takumi!

Season 1

E5 - Ao-chan Can't Lead Virgins

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:05] ---
    My emotions are clear, though.
[00:20] ---
    They went in!
[00:22] ---
    Looks like she got him in the groin.
[01:25] ---
    Ao-chan Can't Lead Virgins
[01:26] ---
    Five, four, three, two, one...
[01:30] ---
    Zero.
[01:32] ---
    It's past their checkout time...
[01:34] ---
    Are they seriously staying the night?
    I don't know what to think anymore!
[01:39] ---
    I knew that those two were doing it,
[01:43] ---
    but seeing it happen right
    in front of my eyes...
[01:46] ---
    My mind has gone completely blank.
[01:49] ---
    I have to keep my cool and think about this.
[01:51] ---
    I wonder if they'll take a
    bath before they do it...
[01:57] ---
    Did they grope each other clean?!
[02:00] ---
    Kijima's a horny bastard!
    Looking forward to it, huh?!
[02:03] ---
    Trash! Despicable!
[02:05] ---
    And in the bath, I'm sure the bubbles were
    all frothy like this and their bodies got...
[02:15] ---
    Kijima's an idi...
[02:21] ---
    Ao-chan...
[02:24] ---
    Are you dirty like your name?
[02:26] ---
    No. It's only my father's
    profession that's dirty.
[02:30] ---
    I'm different.
[02:31] ---
    You don't think about that stuff at all?
[02:33] ---
    No, I don't.
[02:36] ---
    Even with someone you like?
[02:42] ---
    Huh? Kijima?
[02:45] ---
    Why is he making that face?
[02:49] ---
    But...looks a little happy.
[03:01] ---
    These sheets feel nice against my hot skin.
[03:04] ---
    I just want to sleep like this.
[03:07] ---
    Otherwise,
[03:09] ---
    this situation is going to kill me!
[03:12] ---
    Why is he here?!
    Wasn't he spending time at the hotel with Miyabi?
[03:16] ---
    Why is he in my room?!
[03:17] ---
    Stop looking around!
[03:19] ---
    Horie's body was beautiful.
[03:24] ---
    Kijima felt compelled to acknowledge that.
[03:28] ---
    Her supple form cloaked in
    the sweet post-bath perfume, Kijima-
[03:34] ---
    Kijima had just showed up to visit,
    so he carried you here for me.
[03:38] ---
    She sure was heavy, huh, Kijima?
[03:40] ---
    No...
[03:41] ---
    Dad!
[03:42] ---
    Well, Ao, you do weigh 9-
[03:46] ---
    Good grief...
[03:49] ---
    What?
[03:50] ---
    I'm nervous.
[03:51] ---
    Nervous?
[03:53] ---
    Aren't you used to being
    in girls' rooms by now?
[03:55] ---
    Huh? I'm not used to that!
[03:58] ---
    What, you don't believe me?!
[04:00] ---
    Of course I don't. You're a normie after all.
[04:03] ---
    Excuse me?
[04:04] ---
    You're judging me
    based on such flimsy reasoning, Horie?
[04:08] ---
    It isn't flimsy.
[04:09] ---
    I observed things in a calm
    manner, as I always do.
[04:12] ---
    Well, Horie, you're not very calm right now.
[04:14] ---
    I've been careful not to say anything, but...
[04:19] ---
    I saw you.
[04:20] ---
    You and Miyabi kissed and
    then went into a hotel!
[04:23] ---
    That was-
[04:24] ---
    I'm not criticizing you for it,
[04:25] ---
    but can I really believe that type of guy
    has never been in a girl's room before?
[04:29] ---
    Anyone who believes that is quite the idiot!
[04:31] ---
    I've thought this from the beginning,
    but you and I are incompatible in many ways,
[04:35] ---
    including our behavior and our minds!
[04:38] ---
    Ao does not like you, Takumi!
[04:49] ---
    I'm begging you, please listen to me.
[04:54] ---
    No high schoolers allowed!
[04:56] ---
    Tch!
[04:57] ---
    Er, I'll walk you to the station.
[05:00] ---
    Don't bother!
[05:03] ---
    Uh...
[05:04] ---
    By the way, Takaoka, are
    you friends with Horie?
[05:10] ---
    Go fix that limp dick, Takumi!
[05:12] ---
    What?!
    Go fix that limp dick, Takumi!
[05:14] ---
    That's all.
[05:15] ---
    What about... the kiss?
[05:17] ---
    I stopped her like this.
[05:18] ---
    That was so cruel to Miyabi!
[05:20] ---
    What?!
[05:21] ---
    I'd lash out in that situation, too!
[05:23] ---
    I can't really help it....
[05:26] ---
    I only want to do that
    with the person I like.
[05:29] ---
    B-Besides, I bet you say
    that to all the girls.
[05:32] ---
    I don't!
[05:33] ---
    Th-Then you're saying it
    to me because I seem easy.
[05:36] ---
    No, I'm not!
[05:37] ---
    For that matter, I don't even know
    what it means for someone to be "easy" or not!
[05:41] ---
    I don't know either!
[05:42] ---
    The thing is....
[05:43] ---
    I'M A...
[05:44] ---
    VIRGIN!
[05:54] ---
    Sorry! I'm leaving!
[05:56] ---
    Thank you for having me!
[06:03] ---
    Ao, your facial features are askew.
[06:09] ---
    I feel so refreshed this morning!
[06:10] ---
    It's been so long since I've felt this nice!
[06:13] ---
    This is the beginning of
    an enjoyable school day!
[06:16] ---
    My daughter's gone insane from shock!
[06:24] ---
    Hey, morning Kijima.
[06:25] ---
    Morning!
[06:26] ---
    Hey, mor-
[06:28] ---
    ning...
[06:30] ---
    Kijima's avoiding me.
[06:33] ---
    I get it. The situation calls for that.
[06:35] ---
    It's embarrassing to be exposed as a virgin.
[06:38] ---
    God of Erotica
    Champion of Erotic Info
[06:39] ---
    In that respect, since I have my father's knowledge
    on my side, I have the advantage over Kijima!
[06:39] ---
    Erotica...
    In that respect, since I have my father's knowledge
    on my side, I have the advantage over Kijima!
[06:41] ---
    In that respect, since I have my father's knowledge
    on my side, I have the advantage over Kijima!
[06:45] ---
    Horie.
[06:47] ---
    Horie, you're good at English, right?
[06:50] ---
    Will you help Kijima out?
[06:51] ---
    Hey, Uehara?!
[06:53] ---
    Well, you're avoiding her today,
    so I thought I'd help you out!
[06:57] ---
    Sure.
[06:57] ---
    Oh? This is unusual.
[06:59] ---
    Ah, well, I was rude to Kijima,
    so that will be my apology.
[07:04] ---
    After all, one must be kind to virgins.
[07:07] ---
    Ask me anything you'd like.
[07:16] ---
    Goodness, Kijima, calm down.
[07:19] ---
    I can't believe I can
    talk to Kijima so easily.
[07:22] ---
    Horie.
[07:23] ---
    Hm?
[07:23] ---
    "I think about you all the time."
[07:30] ---
    What does that mean?
[07:32] ---
    What's that?!
[07:34] ---
    Dandy Hori's
    Manly English Conversation
    Super easy!!
[07:34] ---
    Just how many stints does that old man have?!
[07:38] ---
    You're still too inexperienced for that one.
[07:40] ---
    Am I? But this book's pretty
    popular amongst my friends.
[07:43] ---
    This book is no good!
    They're just making fun of your discipline!
[07:47] ---
    I'm not all that disciplined, though...
[07:50] ---
    That isn't true!
[07:51] ---
    I mean, you're a virgin!
[07:54] ---
    Uh, Horie. About what happened-
[07:56] ---
    It's alright! I already know what you mean.
[07:59] ---
    I have to refuse once he asks me to teach him
[08:01] ---
    about the relations between men and women.
[08:03] ---
    I can't do that, little Virgin!
[08:05] ---
    B-But ma'am, I... I-
[08:10] ---
    Shall we study now?
[08:13] ---
    Your mind will be at ease if
    you wait until you're ready!
[08:18] ---
    Thanks for your help today.
[08:20] ---
    You're gonna get into a good university, huh?
[08:22] ---
    I'm going to a national one.
[08:23] ---
    What?! Were you already accepted?
[08:25] ---
    No, I just know that I'm going.
[08:28] ---
    It feels more likely to happen
[08:30] ---
    if I say something
    decisive like "I'm going" instead of "I want to go."
[08:34] ---
    Wh-What?!
[08:35] ---
    You're smart, but you have
    such a childlike way of thinking.
[08:38] ---
    Grr. He's making fun of me,
    even though he's a virgin.
[08:41] ---
    But I like that about you.
[08:52] ---
    He's popular, so why is he still a virgin?
[08:56] ---
    He only wants to kiss someone he likes...
[08:59] ---
    I wonder if that makes me his first love.
[09:03] ---
    Are you sure... you want me as your first?
[09:08] ---
    Why?
[09:09] ---
    Forget I asked that!
[09:10] ---
    Why would you ask me something like that?
[09:12] ---
    You should listen to what I say!
[09:13] ---
    I, I mean, well... You're a virgin, Kijima.
[09:17] ---
    Don't you feel anxious?
[09:19] ---
    I need to slow this back down!
[09:21] ---
    It's just that it's all a no-brainer for me!
[09:24] ---
    What does that mean?
[09:28] ---
    Why is it a no-brainer for you?
[09:30] ---
    Wh-What do you mean why?
[09:33] ---
    Huh? Is he mad?
[09:38] ---
    Don't tell me... it's all routine for you?
[09:44] ---
    It's not... It would be my
    first time for everything.
[09:50] ---
    Kijima, you're scaring me!
[09:52] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[09:59] ---
    I made her cry...
[10:01] ---
    But doing all that because
    I'm a virgin is so condescending.
[10:04] ---
    I could be a womanizer
    if I wanted to, though...
[10:12] ---
    This is the perfect place for when I'm down.
[10:14] ---
    It always helps soothe my pain.
[10:17] ---
    Miyabi!
[10:20] ---
    Everyone's telling me that I'm dirty!
[10:24] ---
    So what? Just let them say it!
[10:29] ---
    No, not now! This time is only for relaxing!
[10:33] ---
    Miyabi!
[10:36] ---
    Wh-what the hell do you
    want? Why are you here?!
[10:38] ---
    I saw you from outside.
[10:40] ---
    Oh, I get it. You heard
    from Takumi, didn't you?
[10:43] ---
    Hilarious, right? I brought him
    to the hotel and nothing even happened.
[10:48] ---
    Laugh at me all you want.
[10:50] ---
    Miyabi!
[10:54] ---
    I'm so glad you escaped unharmed!
[10:55] ---
    Why?!
[10:56] ---
    It's scary! Normies don't respect virginity!
[10:59] ---
    They'll have you against a wall in no time!
[11:01] ---
    Get away from me!
[12:05] ---
    Is this a den for depravity?!
[12:06] ---
    How much is it?!
[12:07] ---
    A boob festival?
[12:07] ---
    Sir?!
    A boob festival?
[12:09] ---
    Next time: Kijima-kun Can't Wait Any Longer
[12:10] ---
    Next time
    Kijima Can't Wait Any Longer
[12:11] ---
    Getting familiar is the
    starting point for sex.

Season 1

E6 - Kijima Can't Wait Any Longer

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:03] ---
    Don't tell me, it's all routine for you?
[00:09] ---
    It's not... It's all my first time...
[00:14] ---
    Kijima knows my shortcomings!
[00:18] ---
    Master! Master!
[00:24] ---
    Dad! Dad!
[00:26] ---
    That won't help you come up with any ideas,
    and it won't extend your deadline!
[00:30] ---
    Yabe is waiting for your manuscript!
[00:32] ---
    Geez!
[00:34] ---
    Ao. Don't worry about me.
[00:36] ---
    But Yabe, you've been waiting
    for so many days now.
[00:40] ---
    Surely, after he's stood under
    his private waterfall...
[00:44] ---
    he will give birth to
    an absolute masterpiece!
[00:47] ---
    An absolute masterpiece...
[00:51] ---
    All I can do here...
[00:58] ---
    is wait.
[00:59] ---
    Yabe!
[01:00] ---
    You're not actually drinking that at all!
[01:02] ---
    Get some rest!
[01:03] ---
    Since the master isn't
    resting, I can't either.
[01:06] ---
    As an editor, I am of one
    soul with the writer.
[01:09] ---
    That would make my dad a murderer,
    for the crime of killing his editor!
[01:13] ---
    And he'd lose his serialization! Rest!
[01:17] ---
    Then will you accompany
    me for a little while?
[01:19] ---
    Huh?
[02:22] ---
    Kijima-kun Can't Wait Any Longer
[02:24] ---
    The venue for the Meat
    Fest is right this way!
[02:27] ---
    Beef, pork, chicken, mutton,
    bear, venison, we've got it all!
[02:31] ---
    We've got stage events, too!
[02:33] ---
    Come check it all out!
[02:36] ---
    Huh? A boob festival?
[02:37] ---
    The master expressed interest in this,
    so I'm compiling data.
[02:41] ---
    Here ya go!
    Boobs....
[02:43] ---
    Cheers!
    Alcohol...
[02:45] ---
    Meat...
[02:46] ---
    Be careful, 'kay?
    Desires of the flesh...
[02:48] ---
    Brazen exultations, dancing
    with wanton abandon...
[02:52] ---
    Is this a den for depravity?!
[02:54] ---
    Precisely.
[02:55] ---
    Desire for flesh is connected
    to sexual appetite.
[02:57] ---
    The master has caught on to that fact.
[03:01] ---
    Desires for flesh are sexual appetite?!
[03:03] ---
    Th-That does sound like my father...
[03:05] ---
    This place is dangerous. Stay close to me.
[03:08] ---
    Huh?
[03:09] ---
    If you get caught in the muddy waters
    of the desires of the flesh,
[03:12] ---
    there will be no escape.
[03:14] ---
    You'll be swept away before you know it.
[03:16] ---
    O-Okay.
[03:22] ---
    This place reeks of normies. It's scary...
[03:27] ---
    Now that I think of it, I
    haven't eaten lunch yet.
[03:34] ---
    Yabe, do want to eat something?
[03:35] ---
    Huh?
[03:36] ---
    What? Who're you?
[03:42] ---
    I'm scared, and hungry!
[03:46] ---
    What, Ao?
[03:49] ---
    What are you doing?
    This doesn't seem like a place you'd enjoy.
[03:53] ---
    Miyabi?!
[03:56] ---
    Ooh! You're cuter than
    those other girls I saw.
[03:59] ---
    What were you looking at?
    Don't say that about my boobs.
[04:02] ---
    Tha' washn bouchurr boobsh.
[04:03] ---
    Don't lie.
[04:05] ---
    I'b showwy...
[04:07] ---
    What about you, Miyabi?
    Why are you dressed like that here?
[04:10] ---
    Isn't it obvious? I'm working. I need money.
[04:13] ---
    Oh...
[04:15] ---
    I don't need your pity,
    you freakin' rich girl!
[04:18] ---
    I-I'b showwy...
    I don't need your pity, you freakin' rich girl!
[04:20] ---
    I'm working this job because-
[04:22] ---
    Miyabi!
[04:24] ---
    Can I do an inventory check?
[04:26] ---
    Sure, Takumi!
[04:28] ---
    Huh? It's Horie.
[04:30] ---
    What's up?
[04:32] ---
    Did he just call her "Miyabi?"
[04:34] ---
    We came here because of our job!
[04:36] ---
    But on our next day off
    we'll come here to hang out, right?
[04:39] ---
    The two of them? The two
    of them will hang out?
[04:42] ---
    They'll be together in a den of depravity?
[04:46] ---
    Ao.
[04:48] ---
    If you feel faint, you may lean against me.
[04:53] ---
    He's a major babe! Who is he? Who?
[04:55] ---
    Huh?!
[04:58] ---
    This is my father's managing editor.
[05:01] ---
    Pleasure to meet you.
    I oversaw the works "Promiscuous Lament,"
[05:04] ---
    and "100 Words of Significance in Bed."
[05:06] ---
    Huh?! What are those book titles?!
[05:10] ---
    What do I do? Kijima's gonna
    find out my dad's job!
[05:14] ---
    Um...
[05:16] ---
    I'm a younger university
    colleague of Ao's father.
[05:18] ---
    My name is Soichiro Yabe.
[05:22] ---
    "Ao"?
[05:25] ---
    A-As just a younger
    colleague of her father...
[05:28] ---
    aren't you a little close to his daughter?
[05:31] ---
    I don't know what the norm
    for such relationships is,
[05:34] ---
    but I suppose we are closer
    than mere classmates would be.
[05:36] ---
    I-I'm pretty close to Horie myself, you know!
[05:41] ---
    What?
[05:42] ---
    S-So we're close. I guess
    we can say that now.
[05:46] ---
    I've been a guest of her
    household hundreds of times,
[05:49] ---
    but I do not recall your existence coming up
    as a topic of conversation, not even once.
[05:54] ---
    I am-
[05:55] ---
    Takumi. We're gonna get in trouble
    if we don't get back to work soon.
[05:59] ---
    Alright you two, have fun together!
[06:02] ---
    Hey, wai- no-
[06:05] ---
    A prime example of a normie couple.
[06:07] ---
    They no doubt indulge deeply in their lust.
[06:10] ---
    Those two are not dating!
[06:12] ---
    Oh? Even though they call
    each other by their first names?
[06:16] ---
    Getting familiar is the
    starting point for sex.
[06:20] ---
    On top of that, there is meat.
[06:21] ---
    When a couple starts grilling meat together,
[06:23] ---
    their lust is at a level where they feel
    no shame and can do it anywhere.
[06:27] ---
    Here's some short ribs...
[06:28] ---
    Ah, the top grade ones...
[06:30] ---
    Y-Yabe...
[06:32] ---
    What it is?
[06:33] ---
    Let's just compile that data.
[06:35] ---
    Oh, that's right.
[06:41] ---
    Wha..? Hey, Kijima! It's
    burning! It's burning!
[06:45] ---
    Sorry, Mr. Takaoka!
[06:48] ---
    Don't worry about it, Takumi.
[06:50] ---
    Mr. Takaoka's a little scary.
[06:52] ---
    Well, I was spacing out, though.
[06:54] ---
    Oh? Takumi, that's so admirable!
[06:58] ---
    I got him to call me by
    my first name since I have
[07:00] ---
    the same last name as the
    shop owner, and yet...
[07:02] ---
    Wanna go somewhere on our break?
[07:04] ---
    This job pays well so I'm
    looking forward to it!
[07:07] ---
    Yeah.
[07:08] ---
    And I went to the trouble of
    getting into the same job as him, but still...
[07:11] ---
    That Yabe guy from earlier
    was super-hot, huh?
[07:14] ---
    But he was calling Ao by her
    first name and everything!
[07:23] ---
    One year, eight months, and
    nine days. Eighteen times.
[07:26] ---
    Three months and twenty
    days. Thirty-two times.
[07:29] ---
    Twelve days. One hundred and eight times.
[07:32] ---
    Just as I thought, couples that prefer
    short ribs tend to have a steamy relationship.
[07:36] ---
    The passion burns at a surprisingly
    hot degree with beef tongue, too.
[07:39] ---
    Pork cutlet is on the low side.
[07:41] ---
    Those two should not be dating.
[07:45] ---
    Takumi!
[07:48] ---
    Kijima is supposed to like me.
[07:51] ---
    I only want to do that
    with the person I like.
[07:54] ---
    But aren't they close for people
    that have nothing going on between them?
[07:58] ---
    Is that the distance that normies
    keep?! That's too close!
[07:58] ---
    Takumi!
    Is that the distance that normies keep?! That's too close!
[07:59] ---
    Miyabi!
    Is that the distance that normies keep?! That's too close!
[08:01] ---
    It doesn't matter. Since I hate my name,
    I don't want him to call me by it or anything...
[08:13] ---
    Takumi!
[08:17] ---
    Ao!
[08:20] ---
    Until You Say My Name
[08:24] ---
    See, it just doesn't feel right!
[08:27] ---
    It'll be just like a
    completely lame teen movie.
[08:31] ---
    And I don't want to be called
    by this name, either.
[08:36] ---
    What's so great about
    being close anyways? It's so superficial.
[08:40] ---
    Idiot.
[08:42] ---
    Takumi...
[08:46] ---
    What?
[08:49] ---
    Kijima?! Why're you here?
[08:51] ---
    I'm on break now, so I came to find you.
[08:54] ---
    He heard me say his name!
[08:56] ---
    Weren't you with Yabe?
[08:59] ---
    He's ignoring that?!
    So it's really no big deal for normies, is it?!
[09:03] ---
    We got separated again, I guess.
[09:05] ---
    Oh...
[09:06] ---
    That guy's pretty stunning, huh?
[09:08] ---
    Huh?
[09:09] ---
    I suppose. I've known him since
    I was young, so I'm not sure...
[09:14] ---
    Does he come to your house often?
[09:15] ---
    Yeah. He idolizes my father,
    and he also takes care of things for us.
[09:20] ---
    Idolizes him...
[09:22] ---
    And you get along with him yourself?
[09:24] ---
    I do. When I was studying for
    high school entrance exams, he tutored me.
[09:28] ---
    Huh?!
[09:29] ---
    What's with that question?
    Is this a parent-teacher conference?
[09:32] ---
    Is he smart enough that
    he can actually teach you?
[09:36] ---
    He said he went to Tokyo
    University, so maybe.
[09:39] ---
    Tokyo University... He can teach you, then.
[09:42] ---
    Ao! I've found you!
[09:44] ---
    Ah, oh no. I have to go.
[09:50] ---
    Kijima?
[09:52] ---
    Ao. Come here.
[09:55] ---
    Ao.
[09:59] ---
    Don't go, Ao!
[10:02] ---
    'Kay...
[10:04] ---
    Ao, we're leaving now.
[10:09] ---
    I'm not done speaking with her!
[10:11] ---
    What? What? What?!
[10:15] ---
    I'll be sure to come home later!
[10:20] ---
    Zero times.
[10:21] ---
    Still a child.
[10:30] ---
    Are you o-
[10:39] ---
    I've cooled off now.
[10:41] ---
    But still, you make my mind spin, Horie.
[10:45] ---
    I feel like I'm totally losing control.
[10:48] ---
    That's what I'm supposed to say!
[10:49] ---
    That-
[10:50] ---
    Maybe because I still don't know your answer.
[10:54] ---
    I can't wait any longer.
[11:03] ---
    I'll make you fall for me.
[12:05] ---
    Sexy!
[12:06] ---
    Isn't that nice?
[12:06] ---
    Lame
    Isn't that nice?
[12:07] ---
    Use this one instead!
[12:08] ---
    I can't bump into him there!
[12:10] ---
    Next time: Ao-chan Can Handle the Sea.
[12:11] ---
    Next time
    Ao-chan Can Handle the Sea
[12:13] ---
    Amazing boo-

Season 1

E7 - Ao-chan Can Handle the Sea

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:02] ---
    I can't wait any longer.
[00:11] ---
    I'll make you fall for me.
[00:17] ---
    If I had just said okay at the time...
[00:25] ---
    National University
    Mock Exam
SIGN    Desired University First Choice Applicants Needs improvement Projected Result Hokkaido University Kyushuu University
[00:39] ---
    What? What happened?
    Horie passed out!
[00:47] ---
    There are so many things that I don't know
[00:50] ---
    "It's all nonsense when I try to understand"
[00:53] ---
    Your words are confusing
[00:56] ---
    And your charms bring me to wonderland
[01:01] ---
    When the chime rings I'll come see you
[01:07] ---
    Put me in a trance
[01:09] ---
    a-i-a-i-a
[01:12] ---
    The count starts with 100
[01:15] ---
    There's a limit for how
    close I can get to you
[01:18] ---
    (Ah Ah Ah)
[01:20] ---
    Can a genuinely clear and simple heart
[01:24] ---
    With a batting average of near-zero
[01:27] ---
    Hit a homerun straight
    into my youthful heart?!
[01:30] ---
    (Ah Ah Ah)
[01:32] ---
    Our truly difficult affair is a
[01:36] ---
    WONDER WONDER WONDERFUL WONDER
[01:43] ---
    Ao-chan Can Handle the Beach
[01:48] ---
    One summer day,
[01:51] ---
    I arrived at the beach,
    my heart swellling with expectation.
[01:56] ---
    Is that the hotel?
[01:59] ---
    It’s famous for hosting
    prominent school study groups!
[02:02] ---
    I kept my dad in a good mood,
[02:04] ---
    I made everything he liked,
    massaged his shoulders,
[02:05] ---
    struggled through a conflict
    with the phone reservation system,
[02:08] ---
    and finally got this spot!
[02:10] ---
    If I'm late I won't be
    able to enter the venue,
[02:12] ---
    so I arrived three hours early.
[02:14] ---
    I'll do some self-study in the meantime.
[02:17] ---
    My phone is already turned off.
[02:19] ---
    This is perfect!
[02:20] ---
    Horie! There you are!
[02:25] ---
    I was looking for you.
[02:28] ---
    Oh, are you surprised?
[02:30] ---
    When I called your house,
    I heard that you went to the beach.
[02:32] ---
    H-He's naked! His nipples
    are out! His bare nipples!
[02:32] ---
    I just got my paycheck,
    so I thought we could hang out together!
[02:37] ---
    Even though he's thin,
    his abs are so well-defined and sexy!
[02:40] ---
    And he's different from a male celebrity!
[02:42] ---
    It's like he's still young and inexperienced.
[02:45] ---
    U-Um, Horie?
[02:48] ---
    Is there something on me?
[02:50] ---
    Y-You're really close...
[02:51] ---
    Why are you exposing yourself to me?!
[02:53] ---
    You pervert! Deviant! Exhibitionist!
[02:55] ---
    But you came closer to look...
[02:57] ---
    This is normal at the beach.
[03:00] ---
    Anyways, Horie, If you have time, you and I-
[03:03] ---
    I have no time.
[03:04] ---
    Really?
[03:06] ---
    The study group at the hotel
    will start in three hours.
[03:10] ---
    I see...
[03:15] ---
    I can't.
SIGN    Desired University First Choice Applicants Needs improvement Projected Result Hokkaido University Kyushuu University
[03:16] ---
    I'm going to study today.
[03:19] ---
    C'mon, just give up and leave already...
[03:23] ---
    If you have three whole
    hours then go have fun!
[03:25] ---
    Why do you think you're too
    good to hang out with us?
[03:28] ---
    M-Miyabi, why are you here?
[03:32] ---
    I have a job at a beach hut.
[03:33] ---
    Even though I used advanced
    profiling to follow him,
[03:37] ---
    if you leave, then Takumi will leave too.
[03:42] ---
    Also Takumi's friend is annoying,
    so I want you to do something about it.
[03:45] ---
    Miyabi...right?
[03:47] ---
    You should tell me your number.
[03:49] ---
    What? Horie?
[03:51] ---
    Nice timing! Let's all hang out!
[03:53] ---
    That battle is already lost.
[03:53] ---
    Nice timing! Let's all hang out!
[03:54] ---
    What was that?
    We can totally do a double date now!
[03:56] ---
    I-I mean, I don't have a
    swimsuit or anything...
[03:56] ---
    Miyabi, when are you done working?
    C'mon, let's do a double date!
[03:59] ---
    I have some.
[03:59] ---
    I mean, you wanna do it too, right, Kijima?
[04:01] ---
    They're all in the beach hut.
[04:04] ---
    Wow! What an amazing selection.
[04:07] ---
    Right? Hurry up and pick.
[04:10] ---
    By the way, Miyabi, how did you all of a sudden
    get a swimsuit on and come to the...
[04:15] ---
    Should you really be asking that right now?
[04:17] ---
    I'd be wearing it anyways,
    so stop spouting nonsense and choose one.
[04:20] ---
    That's one thing I don't like about you.
[04:22] ---
    You've always been like this
    and it gets on my last nerve.
[04:25] ---
    I'b showwy...
[04:28] ---
    A plain swimsuit... a plain one...
[04:34] ---
    Oh, gross!
[04:36] ---
    You just really hate standing out, don't you?
[04:39] ---
    B-But if I don't choose a plain one,
[04:41] ---
    Well, don't you look nice?
[04:41] ---
    B-But if I don't choose a plain one,
[04:42] ---
    I'll get hit by the effects of
    the sea and nudity and the sun!
[04:44] ---
    Oh yeah!
[04:46] ---
    You're overly self-conscious!
[04:47] ---
    You're just hyper-aware
    because you have huge boobs.
[04:50] ---
    Attitude is also important for a woman.
[04:53] ---
    Actually being so moody is just a
    pain in the ass and not the slightest bit cute!
[05:00] ---
    You don't even need to worry about anything!
[05:01] ---
    You're busty so wear this!
[05:03] ---
    What?! The size seems kinda...
[05:05] ---
    That's the whole point! Quit your whining!
[05:09] ---
    O-Okay.
[05:13] ---
    Oh, looks like she's done changing.
[05:25] ---
    S-Sorry it took so long...
[05:28] ---
    Wow! Those boo-!
[05:33] ---
    Let's get in the water.
[05:36] ---
    Ah, okay.
[05:38] ---
    I guess Kijima won't say anything about it...
[05:45] ---
    Huh? Where's Uehara?
[05:47] ---
    He said he'd be with Takaoka.
[05:49] ---
    Oh, did he?
[05:53] ---
    Kijima, when you were working the other day,
[05:56] ---
    you called Miyabi by her
    first name, didn't you?
[05:59] ---
    That was because another person named
    Takaoka was working there.
[06:03] ---
    Did you think-
[06:04] ---
    It's not like I care, though!
[06:06] ---
    Aw. I almost got happy there for a second.
[06:09] ---
    That wasn't just me being
    cold, it's the truth.
[06:11] ---
    I'm not annoying, I'm not annoying...
[06:14] ---
    You know, Horie, if you ever
    do something just to please me,
[06:19] ---
    I might be so happy that I die on the spot.
[06:21] ---
    He says that like that day will never come.
[06:25] ---
    But today, I...
[06:27] ---
    Whaboumysuit?
[06:28] ---
    Huh?
[06:29] ---
    What about my swimsuit?
[06:31] ---
    The swimsuit... hmmmm....
[06:34] ---
    He said "Hmmm?!"
[06:36] ---
    Does it look bad on me?
    Huh? Does it fit weird?
[06:38] ---
    I knew it looked bad!
[06:41] ---
    Oh, no, sorry.
[06:43] ---
    By "Hmm..." I mean...
[06:48] ---
    "It's so cute I don't want
    other guys to see you."
[06:52] ---
    It's that sort of "Hmmm."
[06:55] ---
    If possible, I want you to
    wear something like this.
[06:57] ---
    What am I supposed to do about that now?!
[07:01] ---
    You're so silly, Kijima.
[07:03] ---
    Am I?
[07:07] ---
    Maybe I'll give in a little bit...
[07:13] ---
    No one can see
[07:16] ---
    the two of us over here... you know...
[07:22] ---
    Wow, those two are looking cozy!
[07:27] ---
    You alright with that, Miyabi?
[07:28] ---
    You're acting overly
    familiar and it bothers me.
[07:31] ---
    If you're giving up, then go out with me!
[07:33] ---
    Shaved ice is 1700 yen.
[07:35] ---
    What? That's pricey. It is huge, though.
[07:39] ---
    I'm not giving up.
[07:40] ---
    I'm waiting for my chance.
[07:43] ---
    And yet you still picked
    out that swimsuit for her.
[07:46] ---
    That was to mess with Ao!
[07:49] ---
    You're such a good girl, Miyabi!
[07:51] ---
    Don't be stupid!
[07:53] ---
    I've always been a bad girl.
[07:58] ---
    Wh-What was that?!
[08:01] ---
    That is so out of character for me!
[08:04] ---
    That was totally not cute at all!
[08:06] ---
    I really don't care about that!
[08:10] ---
    K-Kijima?!
[08:12] ---
    He's drowning!
[08:16] ---
    What's wrong, Horie?
[08:17] ---
    Why would you say that? Is it a cold?
    Did something happen?
[08:20] ---
    What?! You freakin' virgin!
[08:23] ---
    Is it so strange for me to say that?!
[08:26] ---
    I'm going home!
[08:28] ---
    W-Wait up!
[08:33] ---
    Sorry. I was so happy I
    thought I was dreaming.
[08:37] ---
    Huh?
[08:40] ---
    You're too damn cute.
[08:44] ---
    Huh? Is this going too
    far if we're not dating?
[08:47] ---
    B-But it's fine if Kijima's
    happy with it...right?
[08:51] ---
    Well, is this bad while
    we're in a place like this?
[08:55] ---
    Even if I'm glad that Kijima is happy...
    We're very close together!
[08:59] ---
    And our legs are touching!
[09:01] ---
    And we're making contact there, too!
[09:03] ---
    That's Kijima's lethal weapon!
[09:05] ---
    I'm surrounded by the
    sea, and I can't escape!
[09:07] ---
    And what's more, he can practically
    do whatever he wants, as much as he wants!
[09:12] ---
    Horie... Are you about...ready?
[09:17] ---
    Finally...
[09:18] ---
    At long last, he's going to do it!
[09:20] ---
    I don't think anyone can see us here.
[09:22] ---
    Um, but... Er...
[09:28] ---
    Okay! I'm already prepared for this!
[09:31] ---
    Here I go, Horie.
[09:34] ---
    Here it comes!
[09:37] ---
    Grab on tight!
[09:43] ---
    Kijima, what are you doing?
[09:47] ---
    Horie, it's almost time for
    your study group, right?
[09:50] ---
    You have to get out of the water.
[09:51] ---
    Man, I'm so glad I came here.
[09:55] ---
    Now I have a new memory for the summer!
[09:58] ---
    We made it!
[09:59] ---
    Thanks for hanging out with
    us before you went to study.
[10:02] ---
    I think there's a shower in the beach hut.
[10:10] ---
    Then let's...
[10:12] ---
    do it over there!
[10:14] ---
    Huh?! Wh-What are we doing?!
[10:17] ---
    What?
[10:19] ---
    What are we...?
[10:22] ---
    Wh-What, he can't, really be...
[10:25] ---
    I-It looks like I want to do it...
[10:27] ---
    N-Never mind!
[10:29] ---
    What's wrong?
[10:30] ---
    I said, never mind!
[10:32] ---
    They were getting along so well,
    but now they're fighting.
[10:35] ---
    Yeah. Then I guess there
    was no need for that...
[10:39] ---
    Did I do something wrong?
[10:41] ---
    Enough! I said never mind!
[10:44] ---
    But you're angry...
[10:46] ---
    Seriously, I told you that it's fine!
[10:55] ---
    There's my revenge.
[10:56] ---
    It's okay! I-I saw them but
    I'll forget that I did!
[10:58] ---
    So don't worry! I'll forget them!
[11:00] ---
    ABSENT
[11:01] ---
    I couldn't attend the
    study group due to shock.
[11:11] ---
    My mind is full and spilling over
[11:16] ---
    It's 120% occupied by you
[11:22] ---
    I hold fast to this pure and innocent feeling
[11:26] ---
    I want to throw it , I want to bare it all
[11:33] ---
    Before I realized it was love
[11:37] ---
    Every single thing about you drew me in
[11:43] ---
    I'm troubled because once
    again, just like that
[11:49] ---
    I unwittingly show you an honest smile
[11:57] ---
    Have you noticed?
[12:05] ---
    My precious eel!
[12:06] ---
    That smells good...
    My precious eel!
[12:07] ---
    Over here and over there...
    My precious eel!
[12:08] ---
    Horie!!
[12:08] ---
    Crunch, crunch, crunch!
    Horie!!
[12:09] ---
    Crunch, crunch, crunch!
[12:10] ---
    Next time, "Kijima-kun Lacks Stamina."
[12:11] ---
    Next time
    Kijima-kun Lacks Stamina
[12:13] ---
    Let's do this!

Season 1

E8 - Kijima-kun Lacks Stamina

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:01] ---
    Hey, where to now?
[00:03] ---
    I dunno... Wanna head to our usual spot?
[00:07] ---
    Isn't that girl cute?
[00:11] ---
    Hey, girl! Got some time for us?
[00:17] ---
    A virility drink?
[00:22] ---
    Why did you go choose to leave then!
[00:25] ---
    Take it back! My study group
    was gonna start, but still!
[00:29] ---
    Grab on tight.
[00:33] ---
    Horie, it's almost time for
    your study group, right?
[00:35] ---
    You have to get out of the water.
[00:38] ---
    I'm so glad I came!
[00:49] ---
    Wakannai koto oosugi
[00:53] ---
    "Wakarou toshiteru jiten nonsense"
[00:55] ---
    Kimi no kotoba, muzukashii
[00:58] ---
    Kimi no miryoku mo wonderland
[01:03] ---
    Chime ga nattara ai ni yuku ne
[01:09] ---
    Muchuu ni sasete
[01:11] ---
    a-i-a-i-a
[01:14] ---
    Hyaku kara hajimaru count
[01:17] ---
    Kimi ni chikazukeru limit
[01:20] ---
    (Ah Ah Ah)
[01:22] ---
    Jitsu ni tanjunmeikai na kokoro
[01:26] ---
    Zero ni chikai daritsu de
[01:29] ---
    Seishun no uchi ni inukeru ka?!
[01:32] ---
    (Ah Ah Ah)
[01:34] ---
    Jitsu ni muzukashii bokura no kankei
[01:38] ---
    WONDER WONDER WONDERFUL WONDER
[01:45] ---
    Kijima-kun Lacks Stamina
SIGN    Times That the Two of Us Have Been Alone Up Until Now -We were alone in the nurse's office and my chest was exposed. That was a huge chance to just push me down! The school trip was the biggest chance he's had up until now, but- Reasons below are-friends were there..-virgin's...
[01:56] ---
    According to date, time, and situation at hand...
    and also the rise in body temperature...
[02:01] ---
    And the correlation between
    speech and expression...
[02:01] ---
    NATIONAL UNI
    OR BUST!
[02:06] ---
    Furthermore...
[02:07] ---
    I just don't get it!
[02:09] ---
    Why isn't he pitching a giant tent?!
[02:12] ---
    I was even making partial contact!
[02:14] ---
    I relaxed and just went with the flow,
    and my thinking got weird too!
[02:19] ---
    I don't think...
[02:22] ---
    Anyone can see us here.
[02:24] ---
    If I were a guy, I'd do it ten times!
[02:30] ---
    If it were me...
[02:37] ---
    Horie, wait!
[02:42] ---
    Help me study!
[02:45] ---
    No way.
[02:46] ---
    What? But why not?
[02:49] ---
    You're smart, aren't you, Horie?
[02:51] ---
    Then I'll help on the condition
    that you do what I say.
[02:54] ---
    Okay, got it!
[02:56] ---
    You'll do everything I say, right?
[02:58] ---
    Yeah, sure.
[03:05] ---
    I'll be gentle with you.
[03:07] ---
    O-Okay...
[03:09] ---
    No! Even if I want it,
    I won't do it! I have to study!
[03:16] ---
    It's from Kijima!
[03:18] ---
    The soccer club has a practice
    game the day after tomorrow.
[03:21] ---
    They said I'd be on the field for a little bit.
    It'd be great to see you there!
[03:25] ---
    H-He's interfering with my studies again!
[03:28] ---
    It's the same old Kijima.
[03:29] ---
    Whether it's love, leisure, or club
    activities, nothing tires him out.
[03:34] ---
    That's it!
[03:35] ---
    Due to exhaustion from his normal life,
    he can't get it up!
[03:39] ---
    I'll get rid of Kijima's exhaustion.
[03:40] ---
    Drastic measures need to be taken!
[03:42] ---
    When he feels better, he
    should stop underperforming.
[03:43] ---
    Energy
[03:46] ---
    Then, just as he's turned into a savage beast
    with his sex drive on full display,
[03:49] ---
    I'll immediately rebuff and reject!
[03:51] ---
    And then this agony will end.
[03:56] ---
    Ao Horie
[03:59] ---
    I got a reply from Horie!
[04:02] ---
    Well then, I will attend the game.
[04:05] ---
    I will come with a gift for you.
[04:07] ---
    Be sure to make room in your stomach, okay?
[04:12] ---
    Wow, that was a good response!
[04:15] ---
    Thanks! Can't wait!
[04:19] ---
    Alright!
[04:20] ---
    Libido Recipes
[04:20] ---
    Let's do this!
[04:29] ---
    Ao, food...
[04:32] ---
    Something thick, dark, and firm has got me!
[04:35] ---
    Dad, catch it!
[04:36] ---
    And it's slimy, too!
    That wild eel is very important!
[04:38] ---
    Ao, did you really get this eel for me?
[04:39] ---
    Is this evidence of your
    everlasting gratitude?!
[04:43] ---
    It is not.
[04:44] ---
    What?! Then this is what you get!
[04:45] ---
    Take flight!
[04:47] ---
    Whoa, hey!
[04:52] ---
    It's slimy!
[04:53] ---
    Serves you right!
[04:55] ---
    That's the Slippy-Slime Attack!
[04:57] ---
    WILD YAM
    CLAM TRUFFLESS
    OYSTER
    AVOCADO GARLIC
[04:58] ---
    And in this way,
[04:59] ---
    Ao went through great pains and efforts
    to gather every libido-boosting thing she could.
[05:02] ---
    NUTS
[05:07] ---
    Now I just have to prepare these!
[05:09] ---
    Ao.
[05:10] ---
    Yabe, good to see you.
[05:12] ---
    Can I trouble you for some coffee?
[05:13] ---
    Oh, sure, I'll put some on right now.
[05:15] ---
    You prefer a strong brew, right?
[05:17] ---
    Yes.
[05:18] ---
    I'm sorry my dad is so
    late on his manuscript.
[05:23] ---
    Ao! Not allowing me to eat
    this eel is inexcusable!
[05:27] ---
    She's just going to give
    it to Kijima, isn't she?
[05:30] ---
    Has my sweet little Ao finally graduated
    from being a daddy's girl?
[05:34] ---
    HORI-EDGE BRAND
    VIPER EDGE
    WITH STANDUP EXTRACT
[05:35] ---
    In that case, as her father,
    I must support her!
[05:37] ---
    This'll do it! The Hori-Edge
    Brand Standup Extract!
[05:41] ---
    Oh yeah! Boner, boner!
[05:43] ---
    Oh yeah! Boner, boner!
[05:46] ---
    One for me and one for you!
[05:48] ---
    Boner, boner!
[05:52] ---
    It seems I'll have to wait at your house again
    for the manuscript tomorrow.
[05:55] ---
    Right, I appreciate your patience.
[05:57] ---
    It'd be a waste to just sit around,
[05:59] ---
    so would you like me to look over your studies?
[06:01] ---
    Really?! If you give it a review,
    I may be able
[06:03] ---
    to make amends for my failing grades!
[06:06] ---
    Yes, I'll get them even
    higher than they were.
[06:08] ---
    That's so grea-
SIGN    I will come with a gift for you. Be sure to make room in your stomach, okay? Read Kijima Thanks! Can't wait!!
[06:10] ---
    Oh, but tomorrow is...
[06:17] ---
    What's important to me right now is...
[06:33] ---
    NATIONAL UNI OR BUST!
[06:34] ---
    Studying.
[06:43] ---
    In the end, I showed up.
[06:46] ---
    On top of that, his team lost the match.
[06:48] ---
    That was really unfortunate.
[06:50] ---
    Yeah, such a close game.
[06:52] ---
    And the star player from the opposite team
    didn't even make it on the field, huh?
[06:58] ---
    Horie, go comfort Kijima.
[07:00] ---
    Huh? M-Me?
[07:02] ---
    Yeah, none of us can.
[07:04] ---
    We're going to karaoke.
[07:05] ---
    Good luck.
[07:11] ---
    I would've just died if you
    hadn't come today, Horie.
[07:15] ---
    G-Good thing I came!
[07:20] ---
    K-Kijima, I brought you a bento.
[07:24] ---
    Please have some and cheer up.
[07:30] ---
    That was quick!
[07:31] ---
    Wow, this is extravagant!
[07:34] ---
    And it's all stuff that gives me energy.
[07:36] ---
    I-I wanted you to get better, Kijima!
[07:39] ---
    That's not a lie, though...
[07:40] ---
    Thanks! I'm gonna dig in!
[07:48] ---
    He seems to like it,
    and he's completely unaware of my plan, too.
[07:53] ---
    He looks so happy...
[07:58] ---
    It's adora....nope! He's not!
[08:00] ---
    You want some tea, right? It's warm.
[08:10] ---
    Huh?
[08:15] ---
    Horie... my body feels... kind of hot.
[08:21] ---
    It had an immediate effect!
    My bento is powerful!
[08:24] ---
    Boner!
[08:29] ---
    Horie, you smell good...
[08:37] ---
    N-Now's the time! I'll bluntly reject him!
[08:40] ---
    H-He grabbed my thigh!
[08:43] ---
    Kijima goes for the thighs first?
    So he likes thighs over breasts?!
[08:46] ---
    In my dad's novels, a sexy
    noise comes in right about here...
[08:53] ---
    That came out naturally!
[08:55] ---
    But it's different from the book.
[09:08] ---
    There it is! He's working his way up!
[09:11] ---
    He's about to score a goal!
[09:20] ---
    I'm sorry, Horie.
[09:23] ---
    Huh?
[09:28] ---
    There's... something wrong with me today.
[09:32] ---
    So go ahead and leave.
[09:35] ---
    At this rate, I think I
    might do something to you.
[09:40] ---
    So you won't?
[09:41] ---
    Huh?
[09:43] ---
    You want it to happen
    with someone you love, right?
[09:47] ---
    So why won't you do it?
[09:49] ---
    Well, because...
[09:51] ---
    I value you over my own desires.
[09:56] ---
    That's what love is.
[10:01] ---
    You value me...over yourself...
[10:08] ---
    I'm leaving.
[10:09] ---
    Er, Horie, sorry about today.
[10:19] ---
    Please, stop asking me out.
[10:26] ---
    I have a lot of things to do,
    and I don't have the time to be involved with you.
[10:33] ---
    I can't deal with him.
[10:35] ---
    If this is how he makes me feel...
[10:42] ---
    I can't study.
[10:45] ---
    I won't be able to fit
    anything else in my life.
[10:53] ---
    I really can't study.
[11:03] ---
    Atama no naka ippai ni afureteru
[11:08] ---
    Kimi no koto de senkyoritsu
    hyakunijuu percent
[11:14] ---
    Junsuimuku na kono kimochi gyutto
[11:18] ---
    Nagetsuketai tsutaetai zenbu
[11:25] ---
    Koi da tte kizuku mae kara
[11:29] ---
    Kimi ni zenbu goto hikareteita nda yo
[11:35] ---
    Soutomo shirazu ni sou yatte mata
[11:41] ---
    Mujaki na egao miseru kara komatta mo nda
[11:49] ---
    Kizukanai kana?
[11:57] ---
    What is up with you?
[11:58] ---
    Horie, I won't interfere with your studies.
[11:59] ---
    She has a hard time being honest about what she wants.
    Horie, I won't interfere with your studies.
[12:01] ---
    Because I'm trash.
[12:02] ---
    Next time, Ao-chan Needs More Than Fantasies
[12:03] ---
    Next time
    Ao-chan Needs More Than Fantasies
[12:04] ---
    It has to go with my silky panties!

Season 1

E9 - Ao-chan Needs More Than Fantasies

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:02] ---
    I scolded the one who loves and
    always stands beside me
[00:05] ---
    for being openly perverted.
[00:07] ---
    I never clearly rejected his confession of love,
    and we gradually grew closer...
[00:11] ---
    and I cast him away from me when I saw fit.
[00:15] ---
    I feel so guilty and embarrassed!
[00:19] ---
    What the heck?! What is this doll?!
[00:21] ---
    Why is it in my room?!
[00:23] ---
    That's our Therapeutic Insatiable Beauty doll
    by Hori-Healing Productions.
[00:27] ---
    When you speak to her, she
    helps you feel better!
[00:30] ---
    Right, little lady?
[00:31] ---
    There, there.
[00:33] ---
    That's creepy!
[00:35] ---
    Return
[00:35] ---
    What? Why?!
[00:37] ---
    I am definitely going to leave this house.
[00:39] ---
    I haven't heard those words in a while.
[00:42] ---
    Because... I've decided to
    work hard on my studies again.
[00:46] ---
    That's why I ended it.
[00:49] ---
    Kijima is probably angry with me.
SIGN    KODAN UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SERIES
[02:00] ---
    Ao-chan Needs More than Fantasy
[02:04] ---
    Kijima really won't talk to me.
[02:11] ---
    I knew that he would. I'm the
    one who told him not to...
[02:14] ---
    But he's basically acting
    like I don't even exist now.
[02:17] ---
    Should I apologize?
[02:18] ---
    How could I possibly?!
[02:20] ---
    Horie.
[02:22] ---
    Hey, did something happen with Kijima?
[02:25] ---
    Huh?
[02:25] ---
    He's in an amazingly bad mood today.
[02:28] ---
    Uehara, leave her alone.
[02:30] ---
    See?
[02:31] ---
    Don't interfere with Miss Horie's studying.
[02:35] ---
    "Miss" Horie?
[02:37] ---
    What is up with you?
[02:38] ---
    Nothing's up with me.
[02:39] ---
    What? Yeah, right.
[02:42] ---
    My heart hurts. It isn't beating
    the same way that it always does.
[02:47] ---
    Like I'm being alienated...
    or I'm despised...
[02:51] ---
    It's that ache of uncertainty.
[02:57] ---
    I have... to study...
[03:05] ---
    Shall we start?
[03:07] ---
    First, I'll have you do
    a short test that I made.
[03:10] ---
    Right!
[03:11] ---
    Begin!
[03:16] ---
    This question...
[03:17] ---
    It was also in the English vocabulary book
    that I swapped with Kijima.
[03:22] ---
    I wonder if he's using it.
[03:25] ---
    I doubt it.
[03:26] ---
    Focus!
[03:28] ---
    Right!
[03:29] ---
    What's going on? I'm acting stupid!
[03:31] ---
    I shouldn't think about the guy I dumped.
[03:33] ---
    So you dumped Kijima?
[03:35] ---
    Wh-Wh-Why do you ask that?!
[03:37] ---
    That's what you just said.
[03:39] ---
    N-N-Not so much "dumped" as that
    I've got studying to do and I can't when Kijima is around
[03:42] ---
    Kijima
[03:43] ---
    and Kijima comes to talk to me and
    Kijima says weird things and Kijima smiles
[03:47] ---
    and Kijima runs and Kijima moves and Kijima-
[03:48] ---
    You'll receive one punishment
    every time you say "Kijima."
[03:51] ---
    Okay.
[03:55] ---
    Why are you wearing that? What happened?
[03:57] ---
    My punishment.
[03:58] ---
    What kind of punishment is this?!
[03:59] ---
    Well, Kijima... It's Kijima's...
[04:02] ---
    Sir.
[04:03] ---
    Oh, Yabe. Thank you for
    helping with Ao's studies.
[04:07] ---
    It's nothing. I'm sure I'll be
    waiting here for quite some time.
[04:09] ---
    That one stung!
[04:10] ---
    More importantly, Ao has been acting strange.
[04:11] ---
    Return
[04:14] ---
    She's in distress.
[04:15] ---
    It seems the boy named Kijima
    is the source of this.
[04:18] ---
    Do you know of him?
[04:19] ---
    Yes...
[04:20] ---
    Once they do it, I think their relations
    as man and woman will be mostly settled.
[04:24] ---
    That won't be happening.
[04:25] ---
    I will continue monitoring Ao,
    so please get back to your work.
[04:33] ---
    I must notify the editorial department
    of his estimated completion date.
[04:38] ---
    Why are you here, Yabe?!
[04:40] ---
    I was asked to serve as Ao's private tutor.
[04:42] ---
    Therefore, you can't see Ao.
[04:46] ---
    I know I'm getting in the way
    of Ao and her studies. But...
[04:51] ---
    I want to see her.
[05:04] ---
    I want to ask about how
    she feels one more time.
[05:10] ---
    If she tells me no after
    that... Then I'll give up.
[05:14] ---
    Well, then you should see her.
[05:16] ---
    Huh? Are you sure?
[05:18] ---
    Yes. Ao may be more likely to make
    good progress on her studies if she feels better.
[05:22] ---
    Make sure you listen closely
    to how she truly feels.
[05:36] ---
    Since you seem completely
    unable to focus today, we're finished.
[05:41] ---
    Argh! Stupid Kijima!
[05:43] ---
    It's Kijima's fault I can't study!
[05:45] ---
    I even went as far as to
    turn him down but since
[05:47] ---
    Kijima's acting the way
    he is he's on my mind!
[05:49] ---
    He bothers me! He's causing me problems!
[05:52] ---
    I...
[05:54] ---
    I have to study, but...
[05:59] ---
    I'm sorry.
[06:02] ---
    I'm sorry, Horie.
[06:04] ---
    Wh... Why are you...
[06:08] ---
    Yabe told me to do this.
[06:11] ---
    He said I would understand
    how you truly feel.
[06:14] ---
    I also heard that you
    want to live by yourself,
[06:17] ---
    and that's why you're working so hard.
[06:20] ---
    I...was about to ruin your life, wasn't I?
[06:26] ---
    Horie, I love you, so I
    won't bother you anymore.
[06:30] ---
    Thank you for everything.
[06:38] ---
    Huh? It's over?
[06:40] ---
    Does this mean I won't
    be with Kijima anymore?
[06:43] ---
    So it's just like I want it to be?
[06:46] ---
    Kijima told me to study because
    he won't bother me anymore.
[06:49] ---
    He smiles though he's being assertive,
[06:52] ---
    and even when he's angry, he
    still gives in for my sake.
[06:56] ---
    This is fine.
[06:57] ---
    I am such scum, I can't believe myself...
[07:11] ---
    P-Please, don't go.
[07:22] ---
    Okay, I won't go.
[07:25] ---
    Thank you very much.
[07:31] ---
    Uh... What's going on?
[07:33] ---
    Not only is my heart pounding...
[07:34] ---
    This happiness has a real emotion behind it!
[07:40] ---
    Whoa! Is he trying to make
    things real over here, too?
[07:43] ---
    Wait a second! I'm really sweaty right now...
[07:45] ---
    It's okay.
[07:46] ---
    And I'm dressed weird!
[07:47] ---
    You look cute no matter what you wear.
[07:49] ---
    I'm extremely happy right now.
[07:51] ---
    I want to touch you to make
    sure this is all real!
[07:53] ---
    Tell me if you don't want me to.
[07:55] ---
    Wh-What do I do?!
    What's going to happen if I say it's okay?
[07:58] ---
    Should I do it?! Is this alright?
[08:00] ---
    Oh, b-but Kijima's a virgin,
    so there's no way he'd do anything too crazy!
[08:04] ---
    S-Sure.
[08:07] ---
    He got right to it! And my stomach?!
[08:09] ---
    I-I changed my mind! I'm too chubby!
[08:11] ---
    What? You're not chubby at all.
[08:21] ---
    H-Horie?
[08:24] ---
    There's more of me than my
    stomach to touch, you know!
[08:28] ---
    Can I?
[08:29] ---
    Eh? After all that? You want permission now?!
[08:31] ---
    Isn't this normally done without aski-
[08:35] ---
    Sorry.
[08:37] ---
    I mean, if I don't explicitly ask you,
    I won't be able to hold back.
[08:45] ---
    W-Well to me, that's...
[08:58] ---
    SIMPLE AND STURDY
[08:59] ---
    I deeply apologize!
[09:00] ---
    Oh no, it's completely fine.
[09:02] ---
    I got some good material out of it.
[09:04] ---
    I'm getting rid this right now!
[09:06] ---
    No, don't do it!
[09:08] ---
    I'm going to change.
[09:09] ---
    I shouldn't have done that in your household!
[09:12] ---
    Well, young people are
    chock-full of enthusiasm.
[09:14] ---
    I am truly sorry!
[09:16] ---
    I want to tell you something, Kijima.
[09:18] ---
    Y-Yes, sir!
[09:20] ---
    Ao is strong-willed, but she has
    a hard time saying what's on her mind.
[09:24] ---
    So, Kijima, you need to
    show her how young people date.
[09:28] ---
    And take things as far
    as you can, you got me?
[09:30] ---
    Okay, I understand!
[09:31] ---
    You really don't, do you?
[09:36] ---
    Thanks for having me.
[09:37] ---
    Sure.
[09:38] ---
    That was really hectic,
    but now, Kijima and I...
[09:42] ---
    Horie.
[09:43] ---
    Yes?!
[09:43] ---
    I'm really glad I came here today.
    I've gotten way closer to you.
[09:49] ---
    I guess we're always going to have
    that sort of relationship, then.
[09:53] ---
    I know. I'll buy some new underwear.
[09:55] ---
    I need to get some silky panties.
[09:58] ---
    Even your dad gave me some encouragement.
[10:00] ---
    My dad? Never mind my dad.
[10:02] ---
    No way, he adores you.
[10:05] ---
    I'll make sure I don't disappoint
    either you or your father.
[10:08] ---
    R-Right.
[10:10] ---
    So, would you...
[10:14] ---
    I-Is this it?! Is this when it happens?!
[10:19] ---
    Koudan University
[10:19] ---
    study with me?!
[10:20] ---
    Y-Yes!
[10:22] ---
    We're gonna date!
[10:24] ---
    Huh?
[10:26] ---
    What? Study? Why? Shouldn't you...
    be asking me out now or something?
[10:31] ---
    A student's main duty is to study,
[10:33] ---
    and it's pathetic that I'm
[10:35] ---
    so self-absorbed when you have
    a goal you're working towards.
[10:37] ---
    What? But, you know-
[10:39] ---
    I'm going to hold off
    until you get into the school you want!
[10:44] ---
    Ultimately, this is only...
[10:46] ---
    making Kijima an additional
    goal in my dream life.
[10:46] ---
    UNIVERSITY
[10:47] ---
    LIVING ALONE
[10:47] ---
    I'll hold off
    until you get in!
[10:51] ---
    I'm gonna pass every single
    one of those tests!
[10:54] ---
    We can do this!
[11:57] ---
    I must rise up.
[11:58] ---
    Nice and stiff!
[11:58] ---
    I want to cheer you on.
[12:01] ---
    Next time: Dad Can't Offer Support
[12:02] ---
    Next time
    Dad Can't Offer Support
[12:04] ---
    I'll bring my own gym uniform!

Season 1

E10 - Dad Can't Offer Support

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:02] ---
    Please submit the events you
    want to do by next week.
SIGN    Sports Festival Events
SIGN    500m
SIGN    100m
     dash
SIGN    800m
     dash
SIGN    Three-
    legged
     race
SIGN    Chicken
     fight
SIGN    Pole
     Topple
SIGN    Scavenger
     Hunt
[00:06] ---
    Which one will you do?
[00:08] ---
    An easy one is best.
[00:09] ---
    Yeah, that's true.
[00:11] ---
    The Sports Festival... yet another annoyance.
[00:14] ---
    Kijima, what're you gonna do?
[00:16] ---
    Oh, I don't think I'll compete in anything.
[00:19] ---
    What, really?
[00:20] ---
    I'm so jealous. I'm bad at athletic things.
[00:24] ---
    Why not? You're good at sports and stuff.
[00:27] ---
    They asked him to be part of the cheer squad.
[00:29] ---
    I dunno what to do.
[00:30] ---
    What did he say?!
[00:32] ---
    If he's in the cheer squad...
    he wears that uniform! With the collar!
[00:35] ---
    And those exquisitely precise movements!!
[00:38] ---
    Whoa, that's great!
[00:40] ---
    Well I'm still thinking about it.
[00:42] ---
    I bet Horie would do her best
    if she was being cheered on by you.
[00:45] ---
    Yeah! I'll cheer hardcore if it's for Horie!
[00:51] ---
    Huh? Uh, well...
[00:53] ---
    Other people would be doing
    their best too, right?
[00:56] ---
    Hurrah! Hurrah!
[00:59] ---
    See?
[01:02] ---
    Then I'll do it! I'll be
    in the cheering squad!
[01:03] ---
    Alright!
[01:05] ---
    I won't skip the Sports Festival!
[01:12] ---
    Wakannai koto oosugi
[01:15] ---
    "Wakarou toshiteru jiten nonsense"
[01:18] ---
    Kimi no kotoba, muzukashii
[01:21] ---
    Kimi no miryoku mo wonderland
[01:26] ---
    Chime ga nattara ai ni yuku ne
[01:32] ---
    Muchuu ni sasete
[01:34] ---
    a-i-a-i-a
[01:37] ---
    Hyaku kara hajimaru count
[01:40] ---
    Kimi ni chikazukeru limit
[01:43] ---
    (Ah Ah Ah)
[01:45] ---
    Jitsu ni tanjunmeikai na kokoro
[01:49] ---
    Zero ni chikai daritsu de
[01:52] ---
    Seishun no uchi ni inukeru ka?!
[01:55] ---
    (Ah Ah Ah)
[01:57] ---
    Jitsu ni muzukashii bokura no kankei
[02:01] ---
    WONDER WONDER WONDERFUL WONDER
[02:08] ---
    Dad Can't Offer Support
[02:11] ---
    Dad, let me use the treadmill.
[02:13] ---
    What, are you out of shape? Or dieting?
[02:17] ---
    No, I'm going to do the sports festival.
[02:19] ---
    Eh?! You mean athletics-loathing,
    exercise-lacking,
[02:23] ---
    unenergetic Ao is going to participate
    in the sports festival, of all things?!
[02:26] ---
    I-I'm going to really try for once!
[02:29] ---
    There's someone who'll be cheering for me,
[02:32] ---
    so I don't want to look too awful out there.
[02:36] ---
    Kijima, right?
[02:38] ---
    Maybe I'll go to the sports festival too.
[02:40] ---
    What?! No!
[02:41] ---
    Why not?! I want to come watch!
[02:45] ---
    Horie
[02:46] ---
    I'll even bring my own athletic uniform!
[02:47] ---
    That's just the thing I hate!
[02:50] ---
    That Thing About Dad
    Number 1
    Elementary School Sports Festival
[02:51] ---
    That Thing About Dad, Number 1:
[02:53] ---
    YABE
    Elementary School Sports Festival.
[02:55] ---
    I am Ao's father!
[02:55] ---
    Hanasaki Horie
[02:59] ---
    Patrons, guests, and teachers,
    please accept my humble book as a gift.
[03:05] ---
    Wow!
    Oh my!
[03:07] ---
    Stop it! Don't do that!
SIGN    Tongue Moves of the Climax King My Hentaighway 2
[03:11] ---
    That Thing About Dad
    Number 2
    Junior High School Sports Festival
[03:12] ---
    That Thing About Dad, Number 2:
[03:14] ---
    Junior High School Sports Festival.
[03:17] ---
    Hmm, I see. No energy.
[03:19] ---
    They can't stand up straight.
[03:21] ---
    They look like they're going to collapse.
[03:24] ---
    This Hori-Edge Brand with Standup Extract
[03:30] ---
    Will get 'em going, nice and firm!
[03:32] ---
    Oh, yeah! Boner, boner!
    Oh, yeah! Boner, boner!
[03:34] ---
    Yeah!
    Oh, yeah! Boner, boner! Oh, yeah! Boner, boner!
[03:35] ---
    Don't hand out strange things!
[03:40] ---
    Do you know why I went into
    a high school far from home?
[03:45] ---
    Some people were grateful for it!
    They even gave me feedback!
[03:51] ---
    I won't hand out my novels or
    anything like that this time. Please?
[03:54] ---
    No.
[03:55] ---
    And I'll keep it secret that
    I'm an erotic novelist.
[03:58] ---
    No.
[03:58] ---
    I won't talk to anyone.
[04:00] ---
    No.
[04:00] ---
    Yabe will be with me.
[04:02] ---
    No.
[04:03] ---
    I'll observe quietly from the shadows!
[04:04] ---
    No! No means no! I don't
    like it when you're around!
[04:10] ---
    I-I didn't mean-
[04:12] ---
    I've got it.
[04:18] ---
    Boner!
[04:20] ---
    Even if you get accepted into a university,
    you are forbidden to live alone!
[04:22] ---
    You will live in this household
    for the rest of your life!
[04:25] ---
    You will realize just who is in charge here!
[04:32] ---
    Hmph. Now would be a good
    time to apologize if-
[04:34] ---
    Hello, Yabe? My dad met with
    another editor that I don't know!
[04:38] ---
    Okay. I'll increase the workload
    from our company tenfold!
[04:40] ---
    Wha?! What a load of bull plop!
[04:43] ---
    Can't I step out of the house for a moment?!
[04:45] ---
    It's your fault!
[04:46] ---
    Hmph!
[04:51] ---
    Mackerel
[04:51] ---
    From that day forward.
    Neither father nor daughter exchanged a word.
[04:51] ---
    Canned mackerel!
    From that day forward.
    Neither father nor daughter exchanged a word.
[04:52] ---
    From that day forward.
    Neither father nor daughter exchanged a word.
[04:54] ---
    Ramen
[04:55] ---
    Cup noodles!
    The father wrote diligently,
[04:57] ---
    Potato
[04:57] ---
    Seaweed and salt potato chips!
    and the daughter devoted herself to training.
[05:04] ---
    58TH SPORTS FESTIVAL
[05:16] ---
    Horie?
[05:22] ---
    Let me borrow you!
[05:22] ---
    Person you love
[05:23] ---
    Sure, borrow away!
[05:27] ---
    I don't think my dad is here...
[05:31] ---
    Oh, here's the youth...
[05:34] ---
    That's what he'd do if he were here.
[05:37] ---
    But he was working this whole morning.
[05:41] ---
    Oh, there you are, Horie.
    I was looking for you.
[05:43] ---
    It's like he hasn't slept at
    all, ever since I called Yabe.
[05:46] ---
    Horie?
[05:47] ---
    Hey, Horie.
[05:51] ---
    Kijima?! You startled me!
[05:53] ---
    Ah, sorry. I kept calling
    you but you didn't notice.
[05:58] ---
    Horie, you seem down today.
[06:00] ---
    Did something happen?
[06:01] ---
    Um...
[06:03] ---
    I-It's not a big deal, but...
[06:06] ---
    Yeah?
[06:09] ---
    I had a fight with my dad the other day,
[06:13] ---
    and we both exchanged some ugly words.
[06:23] ---
    K-Kijima?
[06:25] ---
    Yeah, I don't think you hurt your father
    as much as you think you did.
[06:31] ---
    But if you're still worried,
    you should try talking to him about it.
[06:35] ---
    O-Okay!
[06:36] ---
    Right, good luck out there!
[06:38] ---
    I see... So he was concerned about me.
[06:41] ---
    Maybe I went too far, maybe
    I hurt his feelings...
[06:45] ---
    Hey, Kijima! It's time to get ready!
[06:48] ---
    See ya!
[06:52] ---
    When I get home, maybe I'll
    do something nice for him.
[07:00] ---
    Dad?!
[07:03] ---
    Why are you collapsed over here?!
[07:06] ---
    I finally finished my work...
[07:12] ---
    Why would you work that hard?
[07:18] ---
    Because I want to see you, Ao.
[07:23] ---
    I want to support you.
[07:27] ---
    I was too harsh when I said
    you couldn't live alone.
[07:33] ---
    Dad, I also said-
[07:34] ---
    All participants in the 800 meter dash
    please gather at the entrance gate.
[07:39] ---
    I'll be watching you, so please go.
[07:53] ---
    You can do it! You've got this in the bag!
[07:55] ---
    Dad has no taste for naming things,
    and it's only caused me problems.
[08:01] ---
    On your marks.
[08:03] ---
    He's so knowledgeable in erotica
    I came to know it very well myself.
[08:07] ---
    Erotica
[08:07] ---
    My girl.
[08:12] ---
    Oh, my girl...
[08:15] ---
    My girl!
[08:18] ---
    I want to support you.
[08:25] ---
    He's always done that!
[08:28] ---
    Horie got a late start!
[08:29] ---
    What'd you say?!
[08:31] ---
    Whoa, you're here too?
[08:33] ---
    Yes. Let me join the cheering squad.
    I want to cheer for Ao!
[08:38] ---
    Sure thing! We'll root for her together!
[08:40] ---
    You're a good man!
[08:44] ---
    Hurrah! Hurrah! Horie!
[08:48] ---
    You can do it, Ao!
[08:51] ---
    E-Embarrassing. But I think I can run faster.
[08:59] ---
    Ao was always in last place,
    but she's doing well now!
[09:03] ---
    She's doing well because she practiced hard!
[09:08] ---
    Children really grow and leave
    their parents behind in the blink of an eye.
[09:16] ---
    We still need the help of our parents.
[09:23] ---
    Ao is not worthy of you.
[09:29] ---
    It's the last lap!
[09:34] ---
    She lost the lead!
[09:35] ---
    Go! Get your lead back!
[09:37] ---
    She came from behind you, Ao!
[09:39] ---
    Go forward! Go!
[09:42] ---
    She's may be out of energy.
[09:50] ---
    A-Ao! Ao!
[09:52] ---
    You can do it!
[09:55] ---
    If you hold on to those G-cups
    while you run you'll go faster!
[10:06] ---
    G...
[10:07] ---
    G...
[10:09] ---
    G...
[10:10] ---
    G...
[10:11] ---
    Huh? What? It got so quiet...
[10:23] ---
    Don't you ever come to this school again.
[10:25] ---
    Your personality's so hot and cold!
[10:28] ---
    Disinfectant.
[10:30] ---
    It burns!
[10:31] ---
    How's your dad?
[10:32] ---
    Thanks for watching out for me, Kijima.
[10:35] ---
    Whoa! Is that you?!
[10:37] ---
    Kijima, aren't you glad to
    find out one of Ao's secrets?
[10:40] ---
    Huh? Uh, I don't think...
[10:46] ---
    No, I mean, I like G-cups!
[10:48] ---
    I want to live by myself as soon as possible!
[10:51] ---
    Unbelievable!
[10:52] ---
    You got first place thanks to me and
    you're still being such an ungrateful child!
SIGN    CERTIFICATE OF MERIT
SIGN    GIRLS 800M DASH FIRST PLACE AO HORIE
[11:03] ---
    Atama no naka ippai ni afureteru
[11:08] ---
    Kimi no koto de senkyoritsu
    hyakunijuu percent
[11:14] ---
    Junsuimuku na kono kimochi gyutto
[11:18] ---
    Nagetsuketai tsutaetai zenbu
[11:25] ---
    Koi da tte kizuku mae kara
[11:29] ---
    Kimi ni zenbu goto hikareteita nda yo
[11:35] ---
    Soutomo shirazu ni sou yatte mata
[11:41] ---
    Mujaki na egao miseru kara komatta mo nda
[11:49] ---
    Kizukanai kana?
[11:57] ---
    C'mon, you don't want to?
    Ready whenever you are, Kijima!
[11:58] ---
    Let me explain.
    Ready whenever you are, Kijima!
[11:59] ---
    Kijima, you pervert!
[12:00] ---
    Shut up and enjoy this.
    Kijima, you pervert!
[12:01] ---
    Next time: Ao-chan Can't Wear Silky Panties.
[12:02] ---
    Next time
    Ao-chan Can't Wear Silky Panties
[12:04] ---
    Satisfy your hunger, and then, sex!

Season 1

E11 - Ao-chan Can't Wear Silky Panties

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:02] ---
    Studying together has
    always been inefficient!
[00:05] ---
    Huh? You think so?
[00:07] ---
    The entrance exams are something we do alone,
[00:09] ---
    so there's no point in doing a group study!
[00:11] ---
    But you know-
[00:12] ---
    You're too naïve, Kijima!
[00:14] ---
    High schoolers will agree
    to study together in a pair,
[00:16] ---
    but there's only one thing in mind!
[00:18] ---
    And it's not English or Math!
[00:30] ---
    A situation like this...
[00:32] ---
    leads to this!
[00:34] ---
    It'll become a full-on
    health and phys ed class!
[00:37] ---
    I absolutely cannot study like that!
[00:40] ---
    Or maybe... Are you wary about it being
    just the two of us studying?
[00:44] ---
    Wha-?! N-n-not at all! Never!
[00:46] ---
    In any case, in order to get into university,
[00:49] ---
    what's important is to study
    diligently on your own!
[00:51] ---
    That's it!
[00:52] ---
    But you know...
[00:53] ---
    We can't.
[00:55] ---
    The closer it gets to the exam date,
    the more crucial it is to study, right?
[00:59] ---
    Before that, I just wanted to learn
    from you when you had the time.
[01:03] ---
    Pretty please, can we?
[01:04] ---
    No.
[01:06] ---
    My heart is forged from iron.
[01:08] ---
    But if Kijima would say
    something like that...
[01:12] ---
    "Pretty please?" How old are you again? Jeez.
[01:16] ---
    It's okay to meet Kijima
    for a break and study some other day.
[01:21] ---
    It's stressful holding back so much, right?
[01:25] ---
    I-If it's only sometimes, I suppose.
[01:28] ---
    Okay then, when're you free?
[01:29] ---
    If you wanna meet this weekend,
    my house will be empty.
[01:33] ---
    After next week, we can study
    at a diner or something.
[01:35] ---
    It's a little bit noisy there, though.
[01:39] ---
    Oh, there's a test at the
    beginning of next week.
[01:43] ---
    Let's give it a go this weekend!
[01:51] ---
    There are so many things that I don't know
[01:54] ---
    "It's all nonsense when I try to understand"
[01:57] ---
    Your words are confusing
[02:00] ---
    And your charms bring me to wonderland
[02:05] ---
    When the chime rings I'll come see you
[02:10] ---
    Put me in a trance
[02:13] ---
    A-i-a-i-a
[02:15] ---
    Ready go
[02:15] ---
    The count starts with 100
[02:18] ---
    There's a limit for how
    close I can get to you
[02:21] ---
    (Ah Ah Ah)
[02:24] ---
    Can a genuinely clear and simple heart
[02:27] ---
    With a batting average of near-zero
[02:30] ---
    Hit a homerun straight
    into my youthful heart?!
[02:33] ---
    (Ah Ah Ah)
[02:36] ---
    Our truly difficult affair is a
[02:39] ---
    WONDER WONDER WONDERFUL WONDER
[02:49] ---
    silky panties
[02:52] ---
    Ao-chan Can't Wear Silky Panties
[02:54] ---
    Let's see...
[02:58] ---
    S-seven thousand yen?! For just one?
SIGN    Silky material low-rise
     floral print cute designer shorts
    7000 yen
    5 left (more on the way)
    Best seller
SIGN    Shiny, Lace on front,
     Full Back, panty, Japan-made, LP41582
    4870 yen
    Free shipping
[03:02] ---
    I can buy five reference
    books for that price!
[03:05] ---
    S-So revealing... And tiny!
SIGN    Sexy see- Breathable, seam- 3,555 yen - 3 left (more on the way) Micro, string panties, thong all lace, lingerie 7000 yen
[03:07] ---
    And what is this slit for?
[03:10] ---
    No, I can't lose my nerve
    over this sort of thing!
[03:13] ---
    Add to list
    Purchase
[03:13] ---
    I am not afraid of silky panties!
[03:19] ---
    Your scheduled delivery is here!
[03:21] ---
    Coming.
[03:24] ---
    Thank you.
[03:25] ---
    Here's my seal. Package received.
[03:27] ---
    Leave, immediately. Farewell!
[03:30] ---
    What in the world was that?
[03:33] ---
    N-nothing, really.
[03:37] ---
    Those are sexy goodies, aren't they?!
[03:38] ---
    Huh?! Wha-Wha-Wha-What do you mean?!
[03:41] ---
    If you had told me,
    I could've offered you so much guidance!
[03:44] ---
    So what in the world did you buy?
[03:47] ---
    What kind are they?? What kind? What kind?
[03:48] ---
    Th-The kind you can study with, of course!
[03:56] ---
    I'm not lying. I'll use
    it... during our study time.
[04:01] ---
    Also, these are my first ever
    pair of silky panties...
[04:05] ---
    I just have to wait until then!
[04:14] ---
    I was so happy I hadn't
    really thought about it,
[04:17] ---
    but no one else is home and
    it's just the two of us in this room...
[04:27] ---
    I won't try anything funny.
[04:29] ---
    Did Kijima just look at me?
[04:31] ---
    Is he going to make a move?
[04:34] ---
    Wearing silky panties was
    the correct thing to do.
[04:37] ---
    Now I'll be okay no matter what happens.
[04:39] ---
    I did some nice work with
    the research and planning.
[04:42] ---
    Whoa! Those are silky panties, huh?!
[04:44] ---
    Of course!
[04:46] ---
    Okay, I'm ready whenever you are, Kijima!
[04:50] ---
    1 HOUR LATER
[05:08] ---
    Jeez! Why is he actually studying?!
[05:12] ---
    Did he forget that I'm here?
[05:18] ---
    Kijima, for this graph...
[05:20] ---
    You should make the swell of this line
    a bit more curvy and soft.
[05:25] ---
    How was that? Those were words
    suggestive of a woman's body.
[05:28] ---
    I see! I guess how you draw it
    is important, huh. Thanks!
[05:33] ---
    S-Sure...
[05:35] ---
    You idiot! Stop being so dense! Do something!
[05:39] ---
    There's no other way. I'm going for it again!
[05:42] ---
    2 HOURS LATER
[05:45] ---
    I made an equation for you to solve.
[05:49] ---
    An object of mass "m" is
    inserted into a cylinder.
[05:52] ---
    It is inserted at a force of "F"
    and withdrawn at a force of "f."
[05:57] ---
    What is the magnitude of
    acceleration at this time?
[06:01] ---
    How's that one?
[06:02] ---
    Normally, it's weird to use expressions
    like "cylinder" and "insertion!"
[06:05] ---
    Pulling something in and out
    of a cylinder, honestly...
[06:07] ---
    what else could it possibly be?!
[06:09] ---
    Horie, teach me how to do this.
[06:13] ---
    Oh, so that's the formula
    I use. Makes sense...
[06:18] ---
    No!
[06:20] ---
    This question could only mean one thing!
[06:26] ---
    Oh, no! What have I done?!
[06:29] ---
    The "Y" looks like a pair of panties now!
[06:32] ---
    Horie, is that...
[06:34] ---
    He got it!
[06:37] ---
    If we add a line it's a seesaw!
[06:40] ---
    Looking at it upside down, he's right.
[06:42] ---
    If math isn't going to work...
[06:44] ---
    Melancholia; 'tis sudden,
    a change in thine copy.
[06:48] ---
    Thou hast cast a breach betwixt us,
    though many a moon hast thy risen by my side.
[06:51] ---
    This is the Tale of Genji.
    Try to convey this in modern language!
[06:55] ---
    Heh, heh, heh.
[06:57] ---
    This is the letter that was
    sent after Hikaru Genji
[06:59] ---
    has sex with young Murasaki
    for the first time.
[07:02] ---
    She's asking him why he hasn't done
    a single thing in so long.
[07:05] ---
    Not a thing!
[07:06] ---
    As a result, she was so shocked
    and mopey she didn't leave her bed.
[07:10] ---
    Even that Genji had limits
    to his brutish ways!
[07:15] ---
    I wonder what kind of
    fruit a "melancholia" is.
[07:17] ---
    That's what got your attention?
[07:18] ---
    H-Huh? What is it? Sorry!
[07:21] ---
    Come on! Why are you acting like this?!
[07:23] ---
    There's actually something
    you're after, right?!
[07:25] ---
    H-Huh?
[07:26] ---
    Not really? I'm seriously studying.
[07:29] ---
    That's a total lie!
[07:32] ---
    I mean, the two of us are alone in this room.
[07:34] ---
    You like me, right? And
    it's on your mind, right?
[07:40] ---
    I can't be the only one
    expecting something here.
[07:49] ---
    There really is something I want.
[07:53] ---
    What?
[07:57] ---
    Whoever gets a better score
    on the quiz than they got last time...
[08:01] ---
    Is he going to beg me
    for something after it's over?
[08:04] ---
    has to follow one order from the other.
[08:08] ---
    Anything?
[08:09] ---
    No!
[08:11] ---
    K-Kijima, you pervert!
[08:14] ---
    No! I still don't know what he wants!
    I'm getting so full of myself!
[08:18] ---
    I have to make sure I wash these panties!
[08:20] ---
    What do you want?
[08:22] ---
    Me?
[08:23] ---
    That's right. If I get a good score
    then I get to ask for whatever I want, too.
[08:28] ---
    Let me see.
[08:29] ---
    Since Kijima is so timid...
[08:33] ---
    Hey, Ao.
[08:35] ---
    Don't underestimate me
    because my knowledge is lacking.
[08:38] ---
    I'm not underestimating you...
[08:40] ---
    Listen. If you really like me...
[08:45] ---
    Keep quiet and let me give it to you.
[08:47] ---
    Stupid, sadistic Kijima!
[08:49] ---
    Stupid, stupid!
[08:50] ---
    But since he's incompetent,
    even if that happens, it'll turn into...
[08:53] ---
    Hey...
[08:54] ---
    Did you do well?
[08:55] ---
    Huh? How'd it go? Hey!
[08:58] ---
    I did okay...
[09:00] ---
    Tch!
[09:01] ---
    That's cute, too!
[09:02] ---
    Oh, that one's nice!
    Maybe that's what I'll choose!
[09:05] ---
    Huh? Did you come up with something amazing?
[09:09] ---
    Wh-What about you, Kijima?
[09:13] ---
    I want you to make me another bento.
[09:16] ---
    What the heck.
[09:18] ---
    The one you made for me
    at the soccer match was delicious.
[09:21] ---
    Oh, but if it's a lot of trouble
    you don't have to make such a feast again.
[09:24] ---
    I'd be happy just getting to eat together.
[09:27] ---
    You can tell me to do anything you want,
    and this is what you choose?
[09:30] ---
    You're wasting this chance...
[09:32] ---
    Horie?
[09:33] ---
    Is this the power of virginity?
[09:35] ---
    Does this foolishness come from
    not knowing pleasure?!
[09:40] ---
    Guess I've got no choice.
    Okay, Kijima. I'll do it.
[09:44] ---
    Huh? Really? Alright!
[09:48] ---
    The only thing I can do here
    is teach Kijima about pleasure!
[09:51] ---
    VIRGIN
[09:52] ---
    Fill his belly, then after that is sex!
[09:54] ---
    HIGH SCORE
[09:56] ---
    Kijima, let's do our best.
[09:57] ---
    We know what the test will cover,
    so you'll be fine if you study exactly that.
[10:01] ---
    Right!
[10:01] ---
    That teacher likes this type of question,
    so it'll definitely be on the test!
[10:05] ---
    Right!
[10:05] ---
    Also, this is your target! It's a hole!
[10:09] ---
    Horie is so cool when she means business...
[10:12] ---
    Then, just solve the problems over and over,
    and cement how to do them in-
[10:19] ---
    Horie?
[10:21] ---
    You look pale.
[10:22] ---
    Uh, no, I'm fi-
[10:28] ---
    M-My stomach hurts.
[10:31] ---
    Huh? Are you okay?!
[10:32] ---
    It hurts!
[10:35] ---
    I shall explain!
[10:37] ---
    Ao wasn't used to wearing low-waisted panties,
    and so her stomach got cold.
[10:46] ---
    As a result, she ended up missing school,
    and she couldn't take the quiz.
[10:51] ---
    Ugh. Stupid silky panties!
[11:03] ---
    My mind is full and spilling over
[11:08] ---
    It's 120% occupied by you
[11:14] ---
    I hold fast to this pure and innocent feeling
[11:18] ---
    I want to throw it , I want to bare it all
[11:25] ---
    Before I realized it was love
[11:29] ---
    Every single thing about you drew me in
[11:35] ---
    I'm troubled because once
    again, just like that
[11:41] ---
    I unwittingly show you an honest smile
[11:49] ---
    Have you noticed?
[11:57] ---
    What a nice kiss.
    We still haven't kissed!
[11:58] ---
    He said my kiss is nice!
[11:59] ---
    A kissless virgin?
[12:00] ---
    Next time: Ao-chan Can't Study.
[12:02] ---
    I was only thinking about sex,
[12:04] ---
    but that part's definitely important, too.
[12:04] ---
    Next time
    Ao-chan Can't Study

Season 1

E12 - Ao-chan Can't Study

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:05] ---
    Wasn't there anyone else
    you could've called today?
[00:10] ---
    Nope.
[00:11] ---
    Why are you eating so casually?!
[00:13] ---
    How far are you going to go with him?!
[00:14] ---
    You couldn't possibly have
    kissed him yet, right?!
[00:17] ---
    Right, we haven't kissed.
[00:18] ---
    Oh, wow. That means you aren't even
    standing at the startling line.
[00:22] ---
    Huh? Starting line?
[00:25] ---
    Yes!
[00:25] ---
    When you become a couple,
    it's a symbol of courtship that you do over and over.
[00:29] ---
    That's what a kiss is.
[00:31] ---
    Still too advanced for
    someone who's only read a lot about it, huh?
[00:34] ---
    So does that mean
    that you've kissed someone before, Miyabi?
[00:37] ---
    W-Well... my personal guess
    is that it's a cinch!
[00:42] ---
    How does it go? Do you go for it?
    Or the other person? Or both at the same time?
[00:46] ---
    Is there a countdown?
[00:47] ---
    L-Let me see...
SIGN    BAE DXHORI FLORAL
[00:50] ---
    Miyabi, get it together!
    Now's the time to recall Hori Floral's book!
[00:57] ---
    On the other person's cheek...
[01:02] ---
    Draw closer to them.
[01:10] ---
    A kiss?
    Huh? What's happening?
[01:11] ---
    She's beautiful.
    Is she gonna kiss her?
[01:13] ---
    Whoa! That was close!
[01:15] ---
    Good grief, what a joke to
    have my first one with you.
[01:18] ---
    Huh, your "first one"?
[01:20] ---
    Never mind! Our business is done!
    This conversation is over!
[01:22] ---
    Now leave!
[01:23] ---
    SHIBUYA CENTER GAI
[01:26] ---
    Miyabi is so mean.
[01:26] ---
    Ao-chan Can't Study
[01:30] ---
    A kiss, huh?
[01:32] ---
    I was only thinking about sex,
[01:34] ---
    but I guess that's important, too.
[01:37] ---
    W-Well, if Kijima says that
    he really wants to do it...
[01:41] ---
    But I know he won't say that.
[01:44] ---
    Kijima, the Virgin Saint,
    is the type of guy who keeps his promises.
[01:48] ---
    And I'm not really all that interested in kissing,
    and I can study now.
[01:51] ---
    From today on, I'm the Virgin Saint Ao-chan!
[01:57] ---
    Oh yeah, I wanted to ask you this, Kijima...
[02:01] ---
    How far have you gotten with Horie?
[02:04] ---
    The most important thing to
    Horie right now is studying.
[02:07] ---
    I'm okay with keeping things platonic
    until she gets into a school.
[02:11] ---
    Right, Horie?
[02:17] ---
    Horie, what are you doing with those?
[02:20] ---
    The teacher told me to
    bring these materials back.
[02:23] ---
    I'll help.
[02:23] ---
    What about practice?
[02:24] ---
    It just ended.
[02:27] ---
    Oh, okay. Thanks.
[02:31] ---
    Resource Room
[02:34] ---
    Everything's already put away thanks to you.
[02:37] ---
    I'm going to go change,
    so let's leave together.
[02:40] ---
    Okay. I'll wait in the classroom.
[02:46] ---
    Horie's acting calm and kind...
[02:48] ---
    This is weird!
[02:53] ---
    This is nice.
[02:55] ---
    Things are very easy when you don't expect
    anything from the other person.
[02:58] ---
    It's weird having expectations
    in the first place.
[02:58] ---
    ENLIGHTENMENT
    A JOURNEY
[03:00] ---
    Obsession is poison to the body.
[03:08] ---
    Thanks for waiting!
[03:26] ---
    What's wrong, Kijima?
[03:29] ---
    I was just thinking about how pretty you are.
[03:33] ---
    So you're still saying things
    to tempt me, are you?!
[03:37] ---
    Do not waver, do not yield,
    do not be deceived!
[03:39] ---
    Gooooo...ENLIGHTENMENT!
[03:42] ---
    Thank you!
[03:43] ---
    Did something happen?
    You're acting strange today.
[03:46] ---
    No, nothing at all.
    Nothing going on as far as we are concerned!
[03:50] ---
    Huh?
[03:50] ---
    Oh, no!
[03:51] ---
    U-Um... I mean... Miya...Miyabi said...
[03:56] ---
    Takaoka?
[03:57] ---
    Wait. Do I talk about kissing here?
[04:00] ---
    Wouldn't it feel like I'm
    tempting him if I do?
[04:03] ---
    Horie? What is it?
[04:08] ---
    Even if I do, nothing will happen anyways.
[04:11] ---
    Kijima is honest and kind.
[04:14] ---
    Miyabi asked me if I had kissed you yet.
[04:17] ---
    I like that about him.
[04:20] ---
    Of course, I told her that I hadn't.
[04:22] ---
    W-We aren't even dating in the first place,
    so it was a strange question.
[04:27] ---
    I like it, but...
[04:31] ---
    And I have to study.
[04:32] ---
    Even though I do, nothing will happen.
[04:34] ---
    And Kijima, we made a promise.
[04:37] ---
    What in the world are we?
[04:42] ---
    So you have no intention
    of doing that, right?
[04:44] ---
    What? I'm somehow... on the verge of tears.
[04:52] ---
    Want to try?
[04:55] ---
    Still trying, then?
[05:08] ---
    You have to study, right?
[05:29] ---
    My teeth...
[05:35] ---
    Wh-What have I done?!
[05:38] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[05:40] ---
    No way, I'm happy about this!
[05:41] ---
    B-B-B-But but but, we made a promise!
[05:44] ---
    Yeah...
[05:49] ---
    It's alright, I broke our promise too.
[05:52] ---
    I'm sorry.
[05:53] ---
    Huh?
[05:54] ---
    I want more.
[06:12] ---
    Kiss...
[06:13] ---
    Kiss... Kiss is a kiss...
    Kissed a... Kiss kiss kiss...
[06:17] ---
    Hey there!
[06:22] ---
    Well, my first kiss was a shock,
[06:24] ---
    but I suppose I've never
    been so flustered before...
[06:29] ---
    Ao! You fried up too much kisu tempura!
[06:32] ---
    Are you alright? What happened?
[06:34] ---
    I'm sorry. I was lost in thought.
[06:37] ---
    Lost in thought?
[06:38] ---
    About the kisu?
[06:43] ---
    Oh?
[06:44] ---
    I see.
[06:50] ---
    Yabe and Dad were grinning at me.
[06:53] ---
    I wonder if I gave it away.
[06:54] ---
    Horie, you haven't changed classrooms yet?
[06:58] ---
    Oh... Yeah, I will soon.
[06:59] ---
    Want to go together?
[07:01] ---
    Kijima's lips...
[07:03] ---
    Those things did the thing on my things!
[07:06] ---
    She said that he's super good at kissing!
[07:10] ---
    Hey, you're too loud!
[07:11] ---
    And then what?
[07:12] ---
    She went on and on about it.
[07:14] ---
    But that just means he's had
    a lot of experience, doesn't it?
[07:18] ---
    I wonder if that's good.
[07:19] ---
    Oh, you're right. I'm not sure about that.
[07:23] ---
    That was kinda...good to know, right?
[07:24] ---
    Staaaaare.
[07:26] ---
    Huh? What's with that super wide-eyed stare?
[07:32] ---
    Horie, wait!
[07:33] ---
    What's wrong?
[07:35] ---
    You were really good at kissing.
[07:37] ---
    Huh?
[07:38] ---
    It was no problem for you.
[07:41] ---
    Why is that, even though you're a virgin?
[07:43] ---
    For kisses, you are a non-virgin.
[07:46] ---
    But I don't want to kiss anyone but you.
[07:48] ---
    But I don't know your past.
[07:51] ---
    I don't know what happened,
    or what you've done.
[07:54] ---
    For the most part,
[07:56] ---
    you're the type of guy that would willingly
    go out even if you're not dating.
[08:00] ---
    That would be if they're really
    just my regular friends...
[08:05] ---
    Horie, is whether or not I've
    had experience more important
[08:08] ---
    to you than what you feel right now?
[08:13] ---
    I'm done!
[08:21] ---
    Well that's an easy fix.
[08:23] ---
    Admit that you're a kiss virgin.
[08:25] ---
    Even though she'd go so far as to say
    I'm good at it, it was my first kiss,
[08:28] ---
    and on top of that that I
    don't want her to find out
[08:30] ---
    that I've only been practicing on a pillow!
[08:32] ---
    That's just embarrassing.
[08:33] ---
    It's pretty lame.
[08:35] ---
    But you know, I do get it.
[08:37] ---
    Like, if you're thinking "The
    truth is, Horie has already-"
[08:39] ---
    No, stop it!
[08:40] ---
    Yeah, totally.
[08:41] ---
    When you like someone,
    you get curious about their past "experiences."
[08:46] ---
    Wait, I mean, I'm not thinking
    about the past or whatever.
[08:49] ---
    It's more like being scrutinized
    or thought of in a way that's just like...
[08:54] ---
    But you know, I do think
    how it appears is important, too.
[08:57] ---
    He's already stopped listening to us...
[08:59] ---
    If your point of view doesn't change,
    there are certain things you won't understand.
[09:03] ---
    I know that. I know this is my fault.
[09:06] ---
    Basically, depending on how I think about it,
    Kijima's experience doesn't matter.
[09:10] ---
    He can probably do all sorts
    of things with it, right?!
[09:13] ---
    Mommy, she's crying.
[09:15] ---
    Youth has many moments like this.
[09:21] ---
    I want to see his face...
[09:22] ---
    Horie.
[09:24] ---
    Wh-Why are you here?!
[09:26] ---
    Let's walk to the station together.
[09:28] ---
    Uh, okay.
[09:38] ---
    Sorry about earlier.
[09:40] ---
    When I thought about it from
    your perspective, I felt really down.
[09:44] ---
    You and someone else,
    even if it was a long time ago...
[09:50] ---
    I can't stand the thought.
[09:52] ---
    And also, that... was my first kiss.
[09:55] ---
    Th-Then, why are you so good at it?
[09:58] ---
    Huh? Uh, thanks.
[10:01] ---
    But, it felt really good to me too.
[10:03] ---
    What? You too? Does that mean
    I'm a natural at kissing?!
[10:08] ---
    No.
[10:12] ---
    I think it might mean that you
    really love the person you're kissing.
[10:17] ---
    If it feels so good.
[10:21] ---
    Y-You're getting carried away!
    You come after studying!
[10:24] ---
    Oh, I rank higher than I thought. Great!
[10:27] ---
    Wha... I... You...
[10:34] ---
    I'm glad it was a good kiss for you.
[10:39] ---
    If you start wanting to do
    it again, let me know, 'kay?
[10:45] ---
    I would ne-
[10:54] ---
    Atama no naka ippai ni afureteru
[10:55] ---
    Flump~
[10:59] ---
    Thanks, everyone!
    I worked really hard!
[10:59] ---
    Kimi no koto de senkyoritsu
    hyakunijuu percent
SIGN    There was public sex at the end. Huh? There was nothing explicit, so it's R-15. That's a xxx game, isn't it?! We're underage!
[11:05] ---
    Junsuimuku na kono kimochi gyutto
SIGN    So why did you stop me, Takaoka? Because I didn't get to greet you at the Meat Festival!
[11:10] ---
    Nagetsuketai tsutaetai zenbu
SIGN    There's an air of debauchery here... And it smells nice, too... It's like an inn at a red-light district
[11:16] ---
    Koi da tte kizuku mae kara
[11:21] ---
    Kimi ni zenbu goto hikareteita nda yo
SIGN    Look, this is just a DVD with sexy models. DROP He could've put it in the case to hide it...
[11:27] ---
    Soutomo shirazu ni sou yatte mata
SIGN    ABSOLUTE SEX MUSEUM Wow, this place really doesn't hold back! This is only the shop owner's collection. *Minors cannot enter the actual sex museum.
SIGN    Horie... From now on...
[11:32] ---
    Mujaki na egao miseru kara komatta mo nda
[11:41] ---
    Kizukanai kana?
[11:49] ---
    I'm returning your results
    from the last mock exam.
SIGN    Desired University Projected Result First Choice Applicants Hokkaido University 365th 422 total Kyushuu University 305th 368 total
[12:01] ---
    No!
[12:03] ---
    Horie?!
[12:04] ---
    The end
[12:04] ---
    The end!