# Season 1
# E1 - Ao-chan Can't Enjoy Her Youth
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G62479EJY/ao-chan-cant-enjoy-her-youth)
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**[00:05] ---**
Ao Horie, Year 1, Class 2.
**[00:08] ---**
Essay Presentation
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"The Origin of my Name."
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My dad gave me my name.
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Essay Presentation
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My name is "Ao..."
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as in "show 'em my A-O-face!"
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From the time that I eagerly
announced that at our class observation day,
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my life has been miserable.
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AO-CHAN CAN'T ENJOY HER YOUTH
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One person got a perfect
score on this assignment.
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Ao Horie.
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Yes, sir.
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Amazing!
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Horie is always studying, huh?
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Huh, are you serious?
She's young and she should have more fun!
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Youth?
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I have no interest in something like that.
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When I graduate high school,
I'll make sure of it:
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I want to live a modest life on my own!
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I'll be going to a prominent
national university under my parents' terms.
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Then I'll go to a university
as far away as possible.
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To that end, I don't mind abandoning
the short flash of youth!
**[02:09] ---**
Horie's so awesome!
**[02:12] ---**
This voice...
**[02:14] ---**
What did you do to get such a high score?
**[02:16] ---**
There he is, the King of the Normies!
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Did you try studying?
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Of course you gotta do that!
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You gotta study, Kijima.
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Shut up!
**[02:30] ---**
This shallow-looking guy is Takumi Kijima.
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He's talkative, and he has
many friends of both sexes.
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His looks aren't too bad, either.
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And he gets asked out and
stuff like that pretty often.
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In any case, we exist in
completely opposite spaces.
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Goal Management App
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Is that a game?
**[02:49] ---**
Which game app is that?
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But why is he always coming to talk to me?
**[02:54] ---**
It's not a game.
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Kijima, can you go elsewhere, please?
**[02:57] ---**
What?!
**[02:58] ---**
Kijima got rejected!
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Ugh, jeez, there's even more boys here now.
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A huge mass of horny pervs are all around me!
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From the beginning of time,
men have viewed women in a sexual light,
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and as long as there's
an opportunity, attempt to have sex!
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Looks and stuff don't even matter!
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They're animals!
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If there's a hole, they'll poke it in!
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Kijima comes near me
because he's thinking vulgar things!
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Despite what you say,
your body shows how you truly feel.
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Let me hear your pretty
voice when you cry out.
**[03:30] ---**
That was pretty good.
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Can I really stand to let
him get any closer to me?!
**[03:36] ---**
But seriously, Horie...
**[03:39] ---**
Whoa. Does she hate me?
**[03:42] ---**
Horie is pretty cold towards
all the boys, though.
**[03:45] ---**
She doesn't really talk to the girls either.
**[03:47] ---**
Yeah.
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But you just talk to her normally,
so she's gotten a little easier to approach.
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Well, that's good at least.
**[03:58] ---**
That's not good.
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Goal Management App
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If Kijima keeps misunderstanding me like this,
he'll get in the way of my studying,
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and even worse all of those guys...
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Next time, I'll just
straight up say I hate him.
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HORIE
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I hate all men, for the most part.
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DESIRE
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Including the ones in my family.
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You're late!
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You're late, Ao!
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You promised me you'd make me some
tiddy pudding, didn't you?!
**[04:24] ---**
I already did. Get it out
of the fridge yourself.
**[04:28] ---**
No! I'm tired, you get it for me!
**[04:30] ---**
You get it! Please!
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Ao. Please just take care of it this time.
**[04:37] ---**
Yabe?
**[04:39] ---**
If you don't, then he'll
lose this serialization.
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It's the 87th part of the super popular series
"Pleasure Proposal."
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Misako and Atsushi have their first
secret rendezvous in a week.
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On top of that, they're the
only two in the office kitchen.
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And now! The time has come!
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And they will drop it.
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Oh, I've got it! I know!
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If you don't get me my pudding,
I'm gonna go to your school!
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And I'm gonna introduce myself!
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Stop.
Please stop this.
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My dad is the very prominent...
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Erotic novelist, Mr. Hanasaki Horie.
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Around the neighborhood,
he's called the Pleasure Master.
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Incidentally, my home is
called the House of Lewd.
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Hurry! Hurry! You have to hurry!
My father is also the one who named me.
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It's detestable.
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He's a lecherous demon.
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Here's your pudding.
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Hooray!
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Here's your spoon.
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Hooray!
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Okay, I'm going back to my room.
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The tiddy... The tiddy is...
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What'd you do to the tiddies?!
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Ao! How dare you desecrate the
opulence known as the tiddy!
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Dad.
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Yes.
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I'm sorry but I don't want
to talk to any men today.
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I see...
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Not just me, but "men"?
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I sense she's in heat.
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Today I'm going to tell
Kijima that I hate him.
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Horie.
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Go to the nurse's office and
bring this uniform to Kijima.
**[06:08] ---**
The nurse's office?
**[06:10] ---**
Yes, he twisted his ankle earlier.
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I don't wa-
**[06:14] ---**
Wait... This is my chance
to tell him how I feel.
**[06:15] ---**
Nurse's Office
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You should have come to the
group date the other day.
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I'm not really down for that right now.
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What? You're done dating at such a young age?
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Uehara, you were hesitant
about all that stuff too, weren't you?
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Oh, that? I'm totally okay now.
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Wh-what an obscene conversation...
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If you're having problems,
you can talk to me.
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I'm not gonna tell you!
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I'm hiding without even realizing it...
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I must accomplish my objective!
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Excuse me... Kijima...
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I've brought your uniform.
**[06:56] ---**
Huh, Horie?
**[06:59] ---**
Did he just... blush?
**[07:01] ---**
Thanks. Wow, I didn't think you'd come.
**[07:06] ---**
Oh, was he just surprised?
**[07:10] ---**
The teacher only asked me
to since I was close by him.
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Straight to the point, huh?
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The flow of this conversation...
Now's my chance!
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Although...
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I hate you. You irritate
me, so please stay away.
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Shock!
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I can't just say that out of the blue.
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I'll just build up to it.
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Kijima. There's something
I want to tell you. Please listen.
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Huh? Okay.
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You're very popular, and you'll even talk to me,
so I think you're a good person.
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Yes. Perfect.
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But to me, yo....
**[07:51] ---**
S X IS POSSIBLE!!
DAD IS ROOTING FOR YOU!
***SIGN*** DAD IS ROOTING FOR YOU! S X IS POSSIBLE!
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Ninja.
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What? The window?
**[07:58] ---**
He can't see that!
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Whoa!
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Ouch... Wait, it's hot?
**[08:07] ---**
Horie... I can't breathe...
**[08:09] ---**
S-S-S-Sorry!
**[08:11] ---**
Uh, it's alright.
**[08:15] ---**
Was there something in the window?
**[08:16] ---**
S-Sorry, that was my mistake.
**[08:19] ---**
He was pressed up into my chest!
**[08:22] ---**
Kijima is probably fairly
used to that, though.
**[08:27] ---**
No! Anybody that was thrown off guard
like that would get surprised and turn red!
**[08:33] ---**
So what were you saying?
**[08:34] ---**
Huh?
**[08:36] ---**
You started to say something,
right? What was it?
**[08:41] ---**
Huh? What's with that intense look?
**[08:45] ---**
Does he want me to say I
hate him? Is he a masochist?
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It's hard to say I hate him
if he looks at me like that.
**[09:02] ---**
Kijima. Please don't look at me like that.
It's hard to say anything.
**[09:05] ---**
Huh? Yeah, sorry. That was unintentional.
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Wh-why am I this nervous in front of Kijima?
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This guy is the King of the Normies,
and the epitome of the beasts!
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I'm just going to say it!
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I-I honestly...
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M-My damn father!
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It's Operation Tiddy Drop!
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Horie...
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My dad is an idiot!
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The hole's gonna get poked!
**[09:47] ---**
Huh?
**[09:48] ---**
Horie!
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Please value yourself more!
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I won't do something like that to you...
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What?! So at best, this is a physical-
**[09:58] ---**
I love you.
**[10:23] ---**
What?
**[10:28] ---**
I don't understand what he's saying.
**[10:36] ---**
Huh? How did I get on the train?
**[10:39] ---**
Calm down, Ao.
**[10:41] ---**
It's times like this when I
should check my study schedule!
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A-Am I a stalker?!
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I hate men, and I don't need friends.
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I don't need youth either. But...
**[10:58] ---**
Why am I so worried about this?
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How did I reply to him?
**[12:05] ---**
I've always loved you.
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Because it's embarrassing...
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Please choose your preferred fetish.
**[12:09] ---**
Is Kijima worried?
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NEXT TIME
AO-CHAN CAN'T EASILY DECLINE
**[12:13] ---**
Let's have sex.
# E2 - Ao-chan Can't Easily Decline
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6ZJMZD8Y/ao-chan-cant-easily-decline)
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**[00:07] ---**
I love you, Horie.
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Let's have sex!
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And that's the type of thing
I imagined all through the night.
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I have no time to concern myself
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Ao-chan Can't Easily Decline
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with the sexual desires of men.
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If anything happens again,
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I'm going to tell him sincerely, right then.
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I'm sure of it, Kijima's junk is huge!
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Huh? Have you seen it?
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Ew!
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Don't they say big hands mean a big stick?
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Huh? Do they say that?
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Then won't everyone know how big it is?!
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In that respect, since I am of average size,
I won't cause the ladies any pain!
**[01:46] ---**
So ultimately you just
wanted to say that, right?
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You idiot.
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Pain? Why pain?
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In my dad's novels and other sources,
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having a big one is a something
to be proud of, though.
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Morning, Horie.
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Huh?
**[02:05] ---**
It's nothing. Morning.
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R-Right...
**[02:09] ---**
Hey, Horie... would you maybe...
**[02:11] ---**
Homeroom is starting!
**[02:15] ---**
I blurted out a reply.
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Is a big one painful for women?
**[02:22] ---**
Without a doubt.
**[02:24] ---**
But I've never read anything about
that type of trouble in your novels before.
**[02:28] ---**
That's because I am a
novelist who writes dreams.
**[02:32] ---**
I don't write scenes where women
experience pain due to a man.
**[02:35] ---**
What do you mean by "pain," specifically?
**[02:38] ---**
Well, it can be tight, and that hurts, right?
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There're also instances where
he can't pull out, you know.
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They've had to call the ambulance
while it's still stuck in there.
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Oh, but even if it's big, tha-
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That's enough.
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So basically what's there is a lethal weapon!
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Impossible! Once I confirm Kijima's size,
I will immediately decline!
**[02:57] ---**
Is it mating season?
Impossible! Once I confirm Kijima's size,
I will immediately decline!
**[03:04] ---**
With this "I'm focusing on my studies" style,
**[03:07] ---**
it'll be easier to turn even Kijima down.
**[03:09] ---**
Horie, you really stand out
in that. It's really hot!
**[03:13] ---**
I-I stand out? Hot? I'm supposed
to look modest, though.
**[03:17] ---**
You sure don't look modest. Right, Kijima?
**[03:20] ---**
Uh... right.
**[03:22] ---**
Huh? What part of it?
**[03:24] ---**
Hmm... Like how it shows your figure.
**[03:27] ---**
What?
**[03:28] ---**
And your tights that show
the shape of your legs.
**[03:30] ---**
Huh?
**[03:31] ---**
And your skirt looks short compared
to the length of your sweater.
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To sum it up, it's enticingly sexy.
**[03:39] ---**
What the hell? You think
so too, right, Kijima?
**[03:44] ---**
Well...
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I-I'll be right back!
**[03:50] ---**
Is it better now?
**[03:52] ---**
Sorry, Horie.
**[03:54] ---**
What I said was weird.
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No...
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Did you miss breakfast?
**[04:02] ---**
Want to eat something?
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For the first time...
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I skipped class.
**[04:12] ---**
Because this guy is the type
who sleeps after he eats!
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Kijima is made like a bear.
**[04:17] ---**
Does Kijima have so many things to worry
about that he can't sleep or something?
**[04:20] ---**
No, that can't be right...
**[04:23] ---**
I'll check Kijima's thing now!
**[04:26] ---**
That's right! If I do it now, I can check it.
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This time, I won't look
at the size of his hands,
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I'm going straight for the crotch!
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I-I won't touch him in a weird way, though.
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I just want to know how big he is.
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That shouldn't be a crime...
**[04:42] ---**
But with bare hands?
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If only I had some gloves...
**[04:45] ---**
And a tape measure.
**[04:46] ---**
Should I just do it next time?
But when is 'next time?'
**[04:48] ---**
Should I do it and then run away?
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I can't do that!
**[04:50] ---**
Ugh, come on! Are you gonna touch it or not?!
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You can touch it if you want.
**[05:00] ---**
Kijima's...hand is...
**[05:03] ---**
very big.
**[05:06] ---**
Horie, are you worried about me?
**[05:09] ---**
I-I'm not!
**[05:11] ---**
Huh? But you want to touch it, don't you?
**[05:13] ---**
Well that's... not not true, but...
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From the beginning, I mostly just...
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I know! Now's the perfect time
to say that he's so big it can't possibly work!
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H-He shouldn't look at me like that, though!
**[05:29] ---**
Your reply from the other da-
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It can't possibly work out with you!
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There is not enough room for you within me!
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There's no space to enter! It's impossible!
**[05:38] ---**
I-I said it...
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Why do you say that?
**[05:43] ---**
You don't know unless you try it out, right?
**[05:45] ---**
T-Try it out?
**[05:47] ---**
B-But we're at different levels of experience,
and I have no confidence,
**[05:53] ---**
and... I'm scared.
**[05:56] ---**
Look. Even if we've had
different experiences,
**[05:58] ---**
this would be the first one
between you and me, right?
**[06:02] ---**
There'll probably be things
that I'm uneasy about, but even so,
**[06:04] ---**
I confessed to you because
I wanted to give it my all,
**[06:07] ---**
so will you take some time
to think about that and not instantly reject me?
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There are things that he's uneasy about, too.
**[06:17] ---**
And he's not even a virgin...
**[06:19] ---**
Kijima speaks so honestly,
even though he's not a virgin.
**[06:26] ---**
Okay. I'll really think about it.
**[06:33] ---**
But, why did I reply to him like that?
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**[06:35] ---**
Moreover, at some point we managed
**[06:37] ---**
to exchanged contact information.
**[06:41] ---**
Ao, how's it going with
that boy you mentioned?
**[06:44] ---**
U-um... well, there's a lot going on.
**[06:47] ---**
I see...
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I suspect it's difficult to talk about
with your father, but I'd like to help you.
**[06:53] ---**
Dad...
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Okay, please choose your preferred fetish.
**[06:59] ---**
I'm chunking these!
**[06:59] ---**
Recycle
**[07:00] ---**
What're you doing?!
**[07:05] ---**
Horie's in a bad mood.
**[07:07] ---**
Kijima, go do something.
**[07:10] ---**
Alright!
**[07:11] ---**
I'm going to use the same
English vocab book that we
**[07:13] ---**
bought at the same bookstore
and study with her!
**[07:16] ---**
Such amazing motivation.
**[07:17] ---**
And just a pinch of a stalker vibe.
**[07:20] ---**
What are they talking about?
**[07:22] ---**
Wait, I don't care about dad or Kijima!
**[07:25] ---**
Studying comes first!
**[07:27] ---**
Looking up this vocabulary is more-
**[07:28] ---**
Heavy Bondage
~ Breaking Misuzu ~
Hanasaki Horie
**[07:32] ---**
Dad Show message
**[07:33] ---**
To my shrinking violet Ao:
**[07:35] ---**
I'm giving you my top
recommended training manual.
**[07:39] ---**
Please read it together with the boy.
**[07:43] ---**
My dad says to use this together...
**[07:46] ---**
A training manual?
**[07:47] ---**
He's the worse, isn't he?
**[07:49] ---**
I don't think so.
**[07:52] ---**
I've been wanting to discipline
you for the longest time.
**[07:55] ---**
No... No way...
**[07:57] ---**
Horie, let's study toge-
No... No way...
**[07:59] ---**
You seriously think I could?!
**[08:06] ---**
U-Um, err...
**[08:11] ---**
Sorry, I was being annoying, wasn't I?
**[08:22] ---**
I brought the "training device."
**[08:31] ---**
It's an English vocabulary version now...
**[08:35] ---**
My life is over!
**[08:46] ---**
Horie?
**[08:52] ---**
Does this mean she wants to study together?
**[08:55] ---**
Please don't notice the manual, please don't notice,
please don't notice, please don't...
**[08:59] ---**
You really are amazing, Horie.
**[09:01] ---**
Huh?!
**[09:02] ---**
I can't believe you'd read
such an intense book.
**[09:02] ---**
ENGLISH VOCABULARY
INTENSE
**[09:04] ---**
It's over!
**[09:04] ---**
EROTICA
EROTIC
**[09:05] ---**
Wanna do it here?
**[09:06] ---**
Whoa! We're outside, you
know! What are you thinking?!
**[09:11] ---**
Wh-What?
**[09:13] ---**
I think doing it outside is fine, though.
**[09:15] ---**
So this guy likes public play!
**[09:19] ---**
I-I think...if people see us...
**[09:23] ---**
I-It's okay, it's okay! If you
don't like it, we'll stop.
**[09:26] ---**
Don't you think you should teach me?
**[09:29] ---**
Oh please! I want you to teach me, Horie.
**[09:33] ---**
Is Kijima a masochist?!
**[09:34] ---**
But he's telling me his fetish because
he wants me to understand that.
**[09:42] ---**
You surprised me earlier,
but that doesn't mean I'm rejecting you, okay?
**[09:46] ---**
He's an extreme masochist
who does his training in public!
**[09:49] ---**
I'm not worried about it, so it's fine.
**[09:51] ---**
In that case, let's use this
book to study next time.
**[09:55] ---**
U-Um, for now, give me back
that book. They got swapped.
**[10:00] ---**
Oh, this?
**[10:01] ---**
Yeah, that! Give it back!
**[10:04] ---**
Nope.
**[10:05] ---**
And now he's an extreme sadist?!
**[10:07] ---**
Hey, look, it's over here now! Hey!
Why not? Why are you teasing me?
**[10:09] ---**
And why are you smiling?
**[10:13] ---**
You're so cute, it makes
me want to tease you.
**[10:18] ---**
Okay, here you go.
**[10:21] ---**
This is embarrassing, so don't tell anyone.
**[10:23] ---**
Huh? Sure, but...
**[10:25] ---**
Seeing that book makes it
obvious that you're studying English.
**[10:29] ---**
But still... Huh?
**[10:31] ---**
I just gave you the English vocab book.
**[10:39] ---**
You didn't look at it yet?!
**[10:41] ---**
Horie?!
**[10:45] ---**
Oh! You're reading the novel I gave you!
**[10:47] ---**
Do you love your dad? Isn't training nice?
**[10:51] ---**
I hate it. It's really awful.
**[10:53] ---**
What was that?! What?!
**[10:54] ---**
What's that mean?!
**[10:55] ---**
Though I read my dad's
stories and felt nothing...
**[11:02] ---**
I'm restless.
**[12:06] ---**
This is not up for debate!
**[12:07] ---**
You don't have to ask,
I'll stay here with you!
**[12:08] ---**
Please!
You don't have to ask, I'll stay here with you!
**[12:10] ---**
Next time: Ao-chan Can't
Protect Her Lower Half.
**[12:10] ---**
Next Time Ao-chan Can't
Protect Her Lower Half
**[12:13] ---**
A huge sex party!
# E3 - Ao-chan Can't Protect Her Lower Half
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6NVWZ3QY/ao-chan-cant-protect-her-lower-half)
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**[00:01] ---**
HORIE
**[00:01] ---**
What?!
**[00:03] ---**
You want to skip the school trip
and go to cram school instead?!
**[00:06] ---**
Unacceptable!
**[00:07] ---**
But the school trip is
mostly just for recreation!
**[00:10] ---**
This is your youth! Your youth
is the prime of your life!
**[00:13] ---**
No matter what you must put
aside, go on this trip!
**[00:15] ---**
Simply put, everyone gets
together in a room at night...
**[00:19] ---**
Youth is teeming with that sort of thing...
**[00:20] ---**
Self-censored
**[00:20] ---**
It may become a huge, lewd sex party, though!
**[00:23] ---**
LEW
**[00:23] ---**
TH
**[00:23] ---**
You must enjoy your LEWTH! Go on the trip!
**[00:26] ---**
Is that how a parent should act?!
**[01:29] ---**
Ao-chan Can't Protect Her Lower Half
**[01:35] ---**
In the mountains, where there is no escape,
**[01:37] ---**
I must protect my own body.
**[01:40] ---**
Huh? It's Horie.
**[01:41] ---**
She looks even more like she doesn't want
**[01:43] ---**
anyone to come near or engage with her today.
**[01:45] ---**
I'd like to talk to her, though...
**[01:47] ---**
Disorder, dispute, debauchery, disorderly, devour...
**[01:47] ---**
I don't think we can imagine
what's going on in that head of hers.
**[01:50] ---**
Debauchery, debauchery, debauchery...
**[01:52] ---**
Watch out!
**[01:54] ---**
K-Kijima...
**[01:57] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[02:00] ---**
She's running away again, Kijima!
**[02:03] ---**
Shut up.
**[02:04] ---**
Horie seems really annoying, doesn't she?
**[02:07] ---**
You should go for an easier girl.
**[02:09] ---**
You idiot.
**[02:11] ---**
Even annoying things are
cute if Horie's doing them.
**[02:16] ---**
Huh? What was that just now?!
**[02:18] ---**
I wanna know!
**[02:20] ---**
Horie! Wait a second!
**[02:22] ---**
Huh?
**[02:23] ---**
Can we chat for a bit?
**[02:24] ---**
Well, not just chat, we can
do other things while we chat!
**[02:27] ---**
Yeah, right! We'll talk
and get loud and crazy!
**[02:29] ---**
Wanna have a party tonight?
**[02:32] ---**
Th-There it is!
**[02:35] ---**
U-Uh, um, um, um, I-I-I...
**[02:39] ---**
If you want, we can invite Kijima.
**[02:41] ---**
What?!
**[02:43] ---**
See ya later!
**[02:47] ---**
Huh? What was that about?
**[02:50] ---**
Aw, yeah! That's nice! Get it!
They couldn't...
**[02:51] ---**
Aw, yeah! That's nice! Get it!
want to watch me and Kijima play, could they?
**[02:55] ---**
What am I gonna do?!
I'm wearing cotton panties today!
**[02:58] ---**
Even worse, they're the granny kind
that go over my belly button!
**[03:01] ---**
I thought all girls had those
smooth cloth panties...
**[03:06] ---**
The King of Normies definitely believes that.
**[03:09] ---**
Any activity in these is
completely out of the question!
**[03:11] ---**
I'm going to tell Kijima to
turn down the party invite!
**[03:16] ---**
Pardon me!
**[03:23] ---**
Man, I'm sleepy!
**[03:25] ---**
What are we doing tonight?
**[03:26] ---**
We're not just going to
bed at 10 like normal?
**[03:28] ---**
What?
**[03:30] ---**
I immediately went to hide
when I heard his voice...
**[03:34] ---**
Someone didn't close the
door properly... Huh?
**[03:37] ---**
Is it stuck?
**[03:41] ---**
I'm gonna get caught!
**[03:42] ---**
Kijima.
**[03:44] ---**
I'm going to the vending
machine. Want anything?
**[03:47] ---**
I'll go too.
**[03:48] ---**
Uh, what should I get?
**[03:53] ---**
Did he leave?
**[03:55] ---**
And how can I sneak out of here?
**[04:00] ---**
What?!
**[04:03] ---**
Kiji-Ki-Kijima's hand is on
my thigh... it's on my thigh!!
**[04:07] ---**
The heck is this?
**[04:09] ---**
It's warm...and soft...
**[04:12] ---**
Stop it!
**[04:15] ---**
Is it cat?
**[04:17] ---**
Hey, come out.
**[04:21] ---**
Meow...meow?
**[04:24] ---**
H-Horie?! What? Did you come to see me?
**[04:27] ---**
No! Uh, well, I kind of did...
**[04:38] ---**
Er... well...
**[04:46] ---**
Get out before the guys get back.
**[04:50] ---**
I didn't say anything,
but he's still trying to watch out for me?
**[04:53] ---**
Moron.
**[04:55] ---**
By the way...
**[04:57] ---**
What part of you was I touching, Horie?
**[04:59] ---**
It was weirdly soft, and warm, too...
**[05:02] ---**
What do you think you're smelling?!
**[05:04] ---**
Go wash it right now!
**[05:05] ---**
Okay, I'm going! Don't push m-
**[05:09] ---**
Whoa, Horie's attacking Kijima!
**[05:12] ---**
No I'm not! That's not what I'm doing!
**[05:14] ---**
This isn't the time for a party then, huh?
**[05:16] ---**
Should we leave the room?
**[05:18] ---**
Don't leave!
**[05:18] ---**
Wanna go elsewhere?
**[05:19] ---**
Listen to me!
**[05:22] ---**
I'm going, too! Take me with you!
**[05:25] ---**
Well if you say so...
**[05:28] ---**
Uh, are we going to that shrine near the top?
**[05:32] ---**
No! No, no, no! You can't be! No way!
**[05:36] ---**
And we're doing a test of courage
in pairs on top of that?!
**[05:38] ---**
He wanted to talk to you, right?
**[05:41] ---**
Go get to know each other!
**[05:43] ---**
Sneaking out at night seems like
something they'd put on our school reports, huh?
**[05:46] ---**
You sound okay with that...
**[05:48] ---**
I knew I shouldn't have
come on this school trip!
**[05:51] ---**
Huh? Horie...
**[05:54] ---**
Did you change? Very cute, it suits you.
**[05:58] ---**
Isn't it nice? We lent them to her!
**[06:00] ---**
She said she didn't bring any casual clothes.
**[06:02] ---**
You should thank us, Kijima.
**[06:05] ---**
Yeah! Thanks, everyone!
**[06:07] ---**
Okay, Horie, go on.
**[06:09] ---**
Have Kijima watch out for you.
**[06:11] ---**
I-I don't particularly
mind being on my own...
**[06:14] ---**
You're gonna walk a mountain trail alone?
**[06:25] ---**
It was surprisingly close, huh?
**[06:27] ---**
I was so concerned with Kijima
I wasn't scared at all.
**[06:31] ---**
Oh... Kijima?
**[06:36] ---**
I'm glad we made it here without any mishaps.
**[06:49] ---**
Kiji-Ki-Kijijiji-Ki-ma-ma!
A-A-A h-ha-ha-hand!
**[06:53] ---**
Huh? What is it?
**[06:54] ---**
A-A-A-A g-g-g-gho-gho-gho-
**[06:57] ---**
Calm down, Horie! I'll go check it out!
A-A-A-A g-g-g-gho-gho-gho-
**[07:04] ---**
Sorry...
**[07:05] ---**
It's okay! This is all part of the job!
**[07:08] ---**
Don't get the wrong idea!
**[07:10] ---**
Okay.
**[07:13] ---**
Horie, you get too freaked out over so ma...
**[07:24] ---**
H-Horie...
**[07:26] ---**
Drop hints
Tell her directly
**[07:26] ---**
Should I tell her directly?
**[07:27] ---**
No, that'll hurt her.
**[07:29] ---**
Then should I drop hints?
**[07:31] ---**
Yeah, I'll do that.
**[07:32] ---**
Horie.
**[07:33] ---**
What?
**[07:36] ---**
Did you forget anything
important in the bathroom?
**[07:43] ---**
I forgot the flashlight.
**[07:45] ---**
That's important too, but...!
**[07:51] ---**
If we go back like this
everyone will see it too!
**[07:53] ---**
Should I pull on her skirt?
No, that's perverted.
**[07:56] ---**
I really should just tell her directly!
**[07:58] ---**
I think Horie would cry, though...
**[08:00] ---**
Wait. Don't walk too far ahead.
**[08:04] ---**
Why not?
**[08:05] ---**
Uh... Well... We're on a mountain trail,
and it's dangerous here...
**[08:09] ---**
Oh, right.
**[08:11] ---**
Even though I try not to, I
keep looking at her panties!
**[08:16] ---**
Horie, you don't like scary things, right?
**[08:19] ---**
No, I don't.
**[08:21] ---**
Don't you feel a bit of a chill?
**[08:23] ---**
Maybe on your lower half?
**[08:24] ---**
Why do you ask?
**[08:25] ---**
Um, I mean, your legs are exposed and
**[08:29] ---**
I was wondering if your lower half felt a little strange?
**[08:32] ---**
What?
**[08:33] ---**
What are you on about, Kijima?
All of a sudden you're all "lower half, lower half..."
**[08:38] ---**
What's with the weird
fixation on my lower half?
**[08:43] ---**
This guy...
**[08:45] ---**
He can't get the feeling of
my thighs out of his head
**[08:46] ---**
This is a good job...
He can't get the feeling of my thighs out of his head
**[08:47] ---**
so he's asserting that he wants
to be caught between them again?!
**[08:50] ---**
What the hell is wrong with him!
**[08:52] ---**
I'm going to protect my lower half!
**[08:54] ---**
Horie, you really shouldn't do that.
**[08:56] ---**
H-Huh?
**[08:57] ---**
Your lower half... is making
me very uncomfortable.
**[09:00] ---**
What a creep!
**[09:02] ---**
So you've finally showed his true colors!
**[09:04] ---**
You really are just after
my body, aren't you?!
**[09:06] ---**
I can't stand to be with people like you!
**[09:08] ---**
I'm going back alone so don't follow me!
**[09:11] ---**
You can't do that!
**[09:12] ---**
Why not?!
**[09:13] ---**
Because... there are other people there...
**[09:16] ---**
I want to go to a bright place
where there are other people!
**[09:20] ---**
Bye!
**[09:21] ---**
I said wait!
**[09:24] ---**
I won't let you go! Stay here!
**[09:28] ---**
He took his shirt off!
**[09:30] ---**
Will he tie me up? Will
he use that shirt? On me?!
**[09:33] ---**
He didn't want to just touch my thighs?!
**[09:35] ---**
He's got me!
**[09:37] ---**
I'm going to be tied up
and he'll see everything!
**[09:42] ---**
I'm not prepared for that!
**[09:44] ---**
D-Don't-!
**[09:51] ---**
A-Are you okay? Uh... Sorry.
Th-That was a desperate move...
**[09:59] ---**
But I should have known better
than to do this with just the two of us...
**[10:04] ---**
I know what you want, so...
At the very least please be gentle.
**[10:12] ---**
I'm sorry, Horie.
**[10:14] ---**
I was trying to be kind to you in my own way.
**[10:18] ---**
I consider you a very important
person to me, Horie.
**[10:22] ---**
Please believe that.
**[10:31] ---**
That's right.
**[10:32] ---**
Kijima doesn't have to tell me,
he's always just been kind to me.
**[10:49] ---**
What... is this...about?
**[10:52] ---**
Uh... err...
**[10:55] ---**
I could see your panties!
**[11:01] ---**
Horie?!
**[12:06] ---**
I'm going to tell him off!
A superior beauty!
**[12:07] ---**
Ao does not like Takumi!
**[12:07] ---**
A 3P... A 3P...
Ao does not like Takumi!
**[12:08] ---**
A 3P... A 3P...
**[12:10] ---**
Next time: Miyabi-chan Can't Be Beaten
**[12:12] ---**
Next Time
Miyabi-chan Can't Be Beaten
**[12:13] ---**
A threesome?!
# E4 - Miyabi-chan Can't Be Beaten
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQWE5X7Y/miyabi-chan-cant-be-beaten)
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**[00:04] ---**
A-O-face!
**[00:05] ---**
That means something dirty!
**[00:07] ---**
My mom said not to play with Ao-chan!
**[00:10] ---**
I don't like that name!
Why do bad things always happen to me?
**[00:15] ---**
Ao-chan.
**[00:17] ---**
Ao-chan, are you dirty just like your name?
**[00:21] ---**
Huh?
**[01:23] ---**
Miyabi-chan Can't Be Beaten
**[01:26] ---**
I feel like I've had that dream before.
**[01:29] ---**
Ao! Morning!
**[01:31] ---**
Dad, knock.
**[01:33] ---**
More importantly, open this up!
**[01:34] ---**
Miss Ao Horie
**[01:36] ---**
Why is it so garish?
**[01:38] ---**
A picture?
**[01:41] ---**
It wasn't me! I didn't do this!
**[01:43] ---**
Good morning! Give this to your daughter, 'kay?
The culprit is that girl in the picture!
**[01:46] ---**
If she brought it herself
then it must be real...
**[01:48] ---**
What kind of person was she?
**[01:50] ---**
She greatly resembles the cover of my novel
"The Insatiable Beauty Miuu."
***SIGN*** The Insatiable Beauty Miuu Hanasaki Horie
**[01:54] ---**
Whoa! I just got a weird mental image!
**[01:58] ---**
That Kijima was out having fun
with an Insatiable Beauty, was he?!
**[02:02] ---**
If he already has someone,
why is he still making moves on me?
**[02:06] ---**
Kijima wouldn't want...
**[02:07] ---**
A-A threesome? Does he want a threesome?
**[02:08] ---**
A threesome... a threesome.
A-A threesome? Does he want a threesome?
**[02:11] ---**
He's trash! Trash-umi Kijima!
**[02:13] ---**
B-But, how would you even
do something like that?
**[02:16] ---**
In any case, I'm going to
confront him with this evidence!
**[02:19] ---**
And then I'll tell him off!
**[02:25] ---**
D-Damn it!
**[02:27] ---**
Great job, Kijima!
**[02:30] ---**
Having an athletic boyfriend
sure is great, huh?
**[02:32] ---**
N-No! He's not my boyfriend!
**[02:35] ---**
What? Really?
**[02:37] ---**
What's up?
**[02:39] ---**
We were just asking if you
and Horie were dating.
**[02:41] ---**
We are not dating!
**[02:43] ---**
Well, uh... I guess we're not dating.
**[02:46] ---**
Kijima doesn't have a girlfriend.
**[02:48] ---**
He went to a mixer
with the members of the club the other day!
**[02:54] ---**
H-Hey, Senpai!
**[02:56] ---**
Huh? What is it? You brought
a gal home, didn't you?
**[03:01] ---**
Shut up, already!
**[03:02] ---**
Horie, what he just said is-
**[03:05] ---**
Kijima...confirmed...trash.
**[03:09] ---**
I'm leaving. From now on,
do not speak a word to me.
**[03:12] ---**
H-Horie!
**[03:14] ---**
Hey now, practice isn't over yet!
**[03:18] ---**
Let me go! Horie!
Farewell, Trash-umi Kijima!
**[03:21] ---**
And welcome back, daily study!
**[03:28] ---**
Sugar is excellent for a studious brain.
**[03:31] ---**
I can grasp a lot more now!
**[03:34] ---**
Oh yeah, the picture. I'll get rid of it.
**[03:40] ---**
Don't do that. It's such a good shot.
**[03:44] ---**
It's her...
**[03:46] ---**
The Insatiable Beauty!
**[03:47] ---**
Who are you calling "insatiable?!"
**[03:50] ---**
Still an idiot, aren't you,
**[03:52] ---**
O-face Ao-chan?
**[03:55] ---**
Ao-chan!
**[03:57] ---**
Mi... Miyabi...
**[03:59] ---**
Miyabi Takaoka?
**[04:01] ---**
That's me.
**[04:02] ---**
But I didn't come to
reminisce about old times.
**[04:06] ---**
I didn't realize that was you, Miyabi.
**[04:09] ---**
I got cute, right?
**[04:10] ---**
Yes. But those fake lashes
are weighing your eyes down...
**[04:15] ---**
You know, you've always been so incompetent!
**[04:18] ---**
I'b shorry!
**[04:21] ---**
I guess what Takumi said is true then, eh?
**[04:24] ---**
Huh? Takumi, as in... Kijima? What's true?
**[04:28] ---**
At the mixer, he said that he likes you.
**[04:31] ---**
Huh?!
**[04:32] ---**
I fell for how he bothered to come
to the mixer
**[04:34] ---**
but was still so incredibly honest about it!
**[04:36] ---**
And when I pressed him for more,
he said he confessed but you two aren't dating.
**[04:39] ---**
I can go ahead and take him, right?
**[04:42] ---**
M-Miyabi, is this what you do to guys
that are interested in someone else?
**[04:46] ---**
I guess I don't really care if they are.
**[04:49] ---**
More importantly,
**[04:51] ---**
girls that get confessed to by good guys
and then get cocky about it piss me off.
**[05:05] ---**
Listen, Horie.
**[05:07] ---**
I was forced into that mixer by my senpai,
and seriously, nothing happened!
**[05:10] ---**
It's fine.
**[05:12] ---**
It's not like we're dating, and you
have the right to make your own choices... I mean,
**[05:18] ---**
you're just toying with me, right?
**[05:21] ---**
Wow. That was an awful way
to put it. Is that really me?
**[05:29] ---**
Got it. I won't call you or talk
to you at school for the time being.
**[05:35] ---**
But I'm kinda...sad about that.
**[05:43] ---**
It isn't my fault.
**[05:46] ---**
But, now I want to apologize.
**[05:58] ---**
Kijima really has stopped talking to me.
**[06:04] ---**
Kijima!
**[06:10] ---**
It's none of my business.
**[06:18] ---**
He agreed to something.
**[06:19] ---**
But, it's none of my business.
**[06:20] ---**
Did she confess to him?
**[06:21] ---**
No, it's none of my business.
**[06:22] ---**
Does that mean he said okay, though?
**[06:24] ---**
Nope, none of my business!
**[06:25] ---**
Are they already madly in love?!
**[06:26] ---**
It's none of my business!
**[06:30] ---**
Ao! Ao!
**[06:31] ---**
My dinner is just rice!
**[06:33] ---**
Oh...
**[06:35] ---**
Here, have some seasoning.
**[06:37] ---**
I earn so much money, and yet...
**[06:40] ---**
Oh, but the texture's nice...
Cute and crunchy, too!
**[06:42] ---**
Dad.
**[06:44] ---**
When do guys start to lose
interest in the girl they like?
**[06:48] ---**
When they doubt their own feelings.
**[06:52] ---**
They understand when a woman asks
things like "Do you love me?
**[06:55] ---**
Why? What do you love?"
**[06:58] ---**
However, men are disheartened
when women won't believe them.
**[07:05] ---**
That, or they find a cute girl
who accepts after giving it one shot.
**[07:10] ---**
That has to be it!
**[07:17] ---**
Can we go home? I'd like to study.
**[07:19] ---**
No we can't. You promised me a date.
**[07:23] ---**
We were supposed to go
purchase a reference book, not go on a date.
***SIGN*** For Young Ladies THE BAR Hori Floral
**[07:27] ---**
Okay, here's a reference
book on being popular.
**[07:29] ---**
It's me, posing as a female writer.
**[07:32] ---**
Y-You fraud!
**[07:33] ---**
What do you mean?!
**[07:36] ---**
W-What?
**[07:38] ---**
I'm hungry!
**[07:40] ---**
See? Doesn't it look fun?
**[07:43] ---**
It's my first time here.
**[07:44] ---**
Let's go in. 'Kay?
**[07:48] ---**
Hm... Plus ten points.
**[07:51] ---**
What's wrong? Aren't you going
to eat any deep-fried gyoza?
**[07:54] ---**
Minus twenty points.
**[08:00] ---**
My first-ever date is going so smoothly
and it's all thanks to this book!
**[08:05] ---**
I won't be beaten by that A-O-face!
**[08:07] ---**
She's so privileged, but all she does is cry!
**[08:09] ---**
It's really infuriating!
**[08:10] ---**
Thanks for waiting.
**[08:11] ---**
No problem!
**[08:13] ---**
Bring him to
a dark place!
**[08:13] ---**
There's somewhere I wanna go!
**[08:22] ---**
Where did Dad go?
**[08:24] ---**
It's dark and I'm scared and I can't walk...
**[08:34] ---**
Are you alright?
**[08:36] ---**
Should I call the staff?
**[08:37] ---**
I-It's so creepy...
**[08:39] ---**
I think we're almost at the
exit so I'll walk you there.
**[08:44] ---**
If only Kijima were this thoughtful...
**[08:49] ---**
She seems like a timid girl.
**[08:52] ---**
Uh, do you hate haunted houses?
**[08:56] ---**
Yes. But my companion
seemed like he wanted to come in here.
**[08:59] ---**
What about you?
**[09:00] ---**
I'm by myself. I got separated
from my companion too.
**[09:04] ---**
Huh? Is that okay?
**[09:07] ---**
Yeah. It was like she
was fine with anyone as
**[09:09] ---**
long as she came to the amusement park.
**[09:12] ---**
Thank you, here is fine.
**[09:14] ---**
Huh?
**[09:15] ---**
Please go to your girlfriend now.
**[09:18] ---**
Perhaps your girlfriend wanted to come
in here with you, and not just anyone.
**[09:28] ---**
Yeah, this is Monster
E, from around the exit.
**[09:32] ---**
The couple is doing well and aren't moving.
**[09:34] ---**
Alright. I'll set it off soon.
**[09:38] ---**
That might be true.
**[09:40] ---**
After all, you're a kindhearte-
**[09:49] ---**
Takumi! I'm over here! I'm scared!
**[09:54] ---**
Please, go to her.
**[09:57] ---**
Er, this is just-
**[09:59] ---**
Ao, are you still in there? I'm outside.
**[10:03] ---**
Wh-What? So you're with
a man. That's surprising.
**[10:08] ---**
No, that's normal.
**[10:12] ---**
Not doing too bad then, huh?
**[10:13] ---**
No, the one "doing it" here is you.
**[10:17] ---**
You're one to talk.
**[10:26] ---**
Those two are gonna break up.
**[10:30] ---**
That was super scary!
**[10:33] ---**
It's too bad we got separated.
**[10:35] ---**
I hope we can be together next time.
**[10:38] ---**
This time for sure,
**[10:39] ---**
I'll bring him to a hotel
and get a real picture instead of a shopped one!
**[10:43] ---**
I'm nervous. Professor
Floral, please cheer me on!
**[10:49] ---**
Takumi, is it going okay
with the girl you like?
**[10:53] ---**
No, not really. I don't know anymore.
**[10:56] ---**
Woo-hoo!
**[10:58] ---**
Oh, I see...
**[10:59] ---**
I thought she'd surely be a
good person if you like her.
**[11:03] ---**
I'd say she's more of a self-centered person.
**[11:07] ---**
Yeah, yeah, totally true!
And she cries so easily!
**[11:10] ---**
And she gets violent sometimes.
**[11:12] ---**
Ugh, she's insufferable!
**[11:14] ---**
A girl like that must give
you grief, huh, Takumi?
**[11:17] ---**
Nah, it doesn't bother me.
**[11:19] ---**
Tch.
**[11:19] ---**
What bothers me is that...
**[11:22] ---**
I don't know if she likes me or not.
**[11:28] ---**
Hurry up, Dad! I lost sight of them!
**[11:31] ---**
Ao, who have you been looking
for this whole time?
**[11:34] ---**
U-Um, it's just someone
that I know from class...
**[11:38] ---**
Ao does not like you, Takumi!
**[11:41] ---**
She's just cocky because you're
waiting for her answer.
**[11:44] ---**
She's being yearned after!
**[11:47] ---**
She just likes how you make her feel!
**[11:57] ---**
My emotions are clear, though.
**[12:05] ---**
What a refreshing morning!
**[12:05] ---**
But ma'am, I-
What a refreshing morning!
**[12:06] ---**
Horie's body was... really beautiful.
Go ahead and laugh all you want.
**[12:07] ---**
Did they grope each other clean?!
**[12:09] ---**
Next time: Ao-chan Can't Lead Virgins
**[12:10] ---**
Next time
Ao-chan Can't Lead Virgins
**[12:12] ---**
Go fix that limp dick, Takumi!
# E5 - Ao-chan Can't Lead Virgins
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR79JJ0M6/ao-chan-cant-lead-virgins)
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**[00:05] ---**
My emotions are clear, though.
**[00:20] ---**
They went in!
**[00:22] ---**
Looks like she got him in the groin.
**[01:25] ---**
Ao-chan Can't Lead Virgins
**[01:26] ---**
Five, four, three, two, one...
**[01:30] ---**
Zero.
**[01:32] ---**
It's past their checkout time...
**[01:34] ---**
Are they seriously staying the night?
I don't know what to think anymore!
**[01:39] ---**
I knew that those two were doing it,
**[01:43] ---**
but seeing it happen right
in front of my eyes...
**[01:46] ---**
My mind has gone completely blank.
**[01:49] ---**
I have to keep my cool and think about this.
**[01:51] ---**
I wonder if they'll take a
bath before they do it...
**[01:57] ---**
Did they grope each other clean?!
**[02:00] ---**
Kijima's a horny bastard!
Looking forward to it, huh?!
**[02:03] ---**
Trash! Despicable!
**[02:05] ---**
And in the bath, I'm sure the bubbles were
all frothy like this and their bodies got...
**[02:15] ---**
Kijima's an idi...
**[02:21] ---**
Ao-chan...
**[02:24] ---**
Are you dirty like your name?
**[02:26] ---**
No. It's only my father's
profession that's dirty.
**[02:30] ---**
I'm different.
**[02:31] ---**
You don't think about that stuff at all?
**[02:33] ---**
No, I don't.
**[02:36] ---**
Even with someone you like?
**[02:42] ---**
Huh? Kijima?
**[02:45] ---**
Why is he making that face?
**[02:49] ---**
But...looks a little happy.
**[03:01] ---**
These sheets feel nice against my hot skin.
**[03:04] ---**
I just want to sleep like this.
**[03:07] ---**
Otherwise,
**[03:09] ---**
this situation is going to kill me!
**[03:12] ---**
Why is he here?!
Wasn't he spending time at the hotel with Miyabi?
**[03:16] ---**
Why is he in my room?!
**[03:17] ---**
Stop looking around!
**[03:19] ---**
Horie's body was beautiful.
**[03:24] ---**
Kijima felt compelled to acknowledge that.
**[03:28] ---**
Her supple form cloaked in
the sweet post-bath perfume, Kijima-
**[03:34] ---**
Kijima had just showed up to visit,
so he carried you here for me.
**[03:38] ---**
She sure was heavy, huh, Kijima?
**[03:40] ---**
No...
**[03:41] ---**
Dad!
**[03:42] ---**
Well, Ao, you do weigh 9-
**[03:46] ---**
Good grief...
**[03:49] ---**
What?
**[03:50] ---**
I'm nervous.
**[03:51] ---**
Nervous?
**[03:53] ---**
Aren't you used to being
in girls' rooms by now?
**[03:55] ---**
Huh? I'm not used to that!
**[03:58] ---**
What, you don't believe me?!
**[04:00] ---**
Of course I don't. You're a normie after all.
**[04:03] ---**
Excuse me?
**[04:04] ---**
You're judging me
based on such flimsy reasoning, Horie?
**[04:08] ---**
It isn't flimsy.
**[04:09] ---**
I observed things in a calm
manner, as I always do.
**[04:12] ---**
Well, Horie, you're not very calm right now.
**[04:14] ---**
I've been careful not to say anything, but...
**[04:19] ---**
I saw you.
**[04:20] ---**
You and Miyabi kissed and
then went into a hotel!
**[04:23] ---**
That was-
**[04:24] ---**
I'm not criticizing you for it,
**[04:25] ---**
but can I really believe that type of guy
has never been in a girl's room before?
**[04:29] ---**
Anyone who believes that is quite the idiot!
**[04:31] ---**
I've thought this from the beginning,
but you and I are incompatible in many ways,
**[04:35] ---**
including our behavior and our minds!
**[04:38] ---**
Ao does not like you, Takumi!
**[04:49] ---**
I'm begging you, please listen to me.
**[04:54] ---**
No high schoolers allowed!
**[04:56] ---**
Tch!
**[04:57] ---**
Er, I'll walk you to the station.
**[05:00] ---**
Don't bother!
**[05:03] ---**
Uh...
**[05:04] ---**
By the way, Takaoka, are
you friends with Horie?
**[05:10] ---**
Go fix that limp dick, Takumi!
**[05:12] ---**
What?!
Go fix that limp dick, Takumi!
**[05:14] ---**
That's all.
**[05:15] ---**
What about... the kiss?
**[05:17] ---**
I stopped her like this.
**[05:18] ---**
That was so cruel to Miyabi!
**[05:20] ---**
What?!
**[05:21] ---**
I'd lash out in that situation, too!
**[05:23] ---**
I can't really help it....
**[05:26] ---**
I only want to do that
with the person I like.
**[05:29] ---**
B-Besides, I bet you say
that to all the girls.
**[05:32] ---**
I don't!
**[05:33] ---**
Th-Then you're saying it
to me because I seem easy.
**[05:36] ---**
No, I'm not!
**[05:37] ---**
For that matter, I don't even know
what it means for someone to be "easy" or not!
**[05:41] ---**
I don't know either!
**[05:42] ---**
The thing is....
**[05:43] ---**
I'M A...
**[05:44] ---**
VIRGIN!
**[05:54] ---**
Sorry! I'm leaving!
**[05:56] ---**
Thank you for having me!
**[06:03] ---**
Ao, your facial features are askew.
**[06:09] ---**
I feel so refreshed this morning!
**[06:10] ---**
It's been so long since I've felt this nice!
**[06:13] ---**
This is the beginning of
an enjoyable school day!
**[06:16] ---**
My daughter's gone insane from shock!
**[06:24] ---**
Hey, morning Kijima.
**[06:25] ---**
Morning!
**[06:26] ---**
Hey, mor-
**[06:28] ---**
ning...
**[06:30] ---**
Kijima's avoiding me.
**[06:33] ---**
I get it. The situation calls for that.
**[06:35] ---**
It's embarrassing to be exposed as a virgin.
**[06:38] ---**
God of Erotica
Champion of Erotic Info
**[06:39] ---**
In that respect, since I have my father's knowledge
on my side, I have the advantage over Kijima!
**[06:39] ---**
Erotica...
In that respect, since I have my father's knowledge
on my side, I have the advantage over Kijima!
**[06:41] ---**
In that respect, since I have my father's knowledge
on my side, I have the advantage over Kijima!
**[06:45] ---**
Horie.
**[06:47] ---**
Horie, you're good at English, right?
**[06:50] ---**
Will you help Kijima out?
**[06:51] ---**
Hey, Uehara?!
**[06:53] ---**
Well, you're avoiding her today,
so I thought I'd help you out!
**[06:57] ---**
Sure.
**[06:57] ---**
Oh? This is unusual.
**[06:59] ---**
Ah, well, I was rude to Kijima,
so that will be my apology.
**[07:04] ---**
After all, one must be kind to virgins.
**[07:07] ---**
Ask me anything you'd like.
**[07:16] ---**
Goodness, Kijima, calm down.
**[07:19] ---**
I can't believe I can
talk to Kijima so easily.
**[07:22] ---**
Horie.
**[07:23] ---**
Hm?
**[07:23] ---**
"I think about you all the time."
**[07:30] ---**
What does that mean?
**[07:32] ---**
What's that?!
**[07:34] ---**
Dandy Hori's
Manly English Conversation
Super easy!!
**[07:34] ---**
Just how many stints does that old man have?!
**[07:38] ---**
You're still too inexperienced for that one.
**[07:40] ---**
Am I? But this book's pretty
popular amongst my friends.
**[07:43] ---**
This book is no good!
They're just making fun of your discipline!
**[07:47] ---**
I'm not all that disciplined, though...
**[07:50] ---**
That isn't true!
**[07:51] ---**
I mean, you're a virgin!
**[07:54] ---**
Uh, Horie. About what happened-
**[07:56] ---**
It's alright! I already know what you mean.
**[07:59] ---**
I have to refuse once he asks me to teach him
**[08:01] ---**
about the relations between men and women.
**[08:03] ---**
I can't do that, little Virgin!
**[08:05] ---**
B-But ma'am, I... I-
**[08:10] ---**
Shall we study now?
**[08:13] ---**
Your mind will be at ease if
you wait until you're ready!
**[08:18] ---**
Thanks for your help today.
**[08:20] ---**
You're gonna get into a good university, huh?
**[08:22] ---**
I'm going to a national one.
**[08:23] ---**
What?! Were you already accepted?
**[08:25] ---**
No, I just know that I'm going.
**[08:28] ---**
It feels more likely to happen
**[08:30] ---**
if I say something
decisive like "I'm going" instead of "I want to go."
**[08:34] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[08:35] ---**
You're smart, but you have
such a childlike way of thinking.
**[08:38] ---**
Grr. He's making fun of me,
even though he's a virgin.
**[08:41] ---**
But I like that about you.
**[08:52] ---**
He's popular, so why is he still a virgin?
**[08:56] ---**
He only wants to kiss someone he likes...
**[08:59] ---**
I wonder if that makes me his first love.
**[09:03] ---**
Are you sure... you want me as your first?
**[09:08] ---**
Why?
**[09:09] ---**
Forget I asked that!
**[09:10] ---**
Why would you ask me something like that?
**[09:12] ---**
You should listen to what I say!
**[09:13] ---**
I, I mean, well... You're a virgin, Kijima.
**[09:17] ---**
Don't you feel anxious?
**[09:19] ---**
I need to slow this back down!
**[09:21] ---**
It's just that it's all a no-brainer for me!
**[09:24] ---**
What does that mean?
**[09:28] ---**
Why is it a no-brainer for you?
**[09:30] ---**
Wh-What do you mean why?
**[09:33] ---**
Huh? Is he mad?
**[09:38] ---**
Don't tell me... it's all routine for you?
**[09:44] ---**
It's not... It would be my
first time for everything.
**[09:50] ---**
Kijima, you're scaring me!
**[09:52] ---**
I-I'm sorry!
**[09:59] ---**
I made her cry...
**[10:01] ---**
But doing all that because
I'm a virgin is so condescending.
**[10:04] ---**
I could be a womanizer
if I wanted to, though...
**[10:12] ---**
This is the perfect place for when I'm down.
**[10:14] ---**
It always helps soothe my pain.
**[10:17] ---**
Miyabi!
**[10:20] ---**
Everyone's telling me that I'm dirty!
**[10:24] ---**
So what? Just let them say it!
**[10:29] ---**
No, not now! This time is only for relaxing!
**[10:33] ---**
Miyabi!
**[10:36] ---**
Wh-what the hell do you
want? Why are you here?!
**[10:38] ---**
I saw you from outside.
**[10:40] ---**
Oh, I get it. You heard
from Takumi, didn't you?
**[10:43] ---**
Hilarious, right? I brought him
to the hotel and nothing even happened.
**[10:48] ---**
Laugh at me all you want.
**[10:50] ---**
Miyabi!
**[10:54] ---**
I'm so glad you escaped unharmed!
**[10:55] ---**
Why?!
**[10:56] ---**
It's scary! Normies don't respect virginity!
**[10:59] ---**
They'll have you against a wall in no time!
**[11:01] ---**
Get away from me!
**[12:05] ---**
Is this a den for depravity?!
**[12:06] ---**
How much is it?!
**[12:07] ---**
A boob festival?
**[12:07] ---**
Sir?!
A boob festival?
**[12:09] ---**
Next time: Kijima-kun Can't Wait Any Longer
**[12:10] ---**
Next time
Kijima Can't Wait Any Longer
**[12:11] ---**
Getting familiar is the
starting point for sex.
# E6 - Kijima Can't Wait Any Longer
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G60X05Q4R/kijima-kun-cant-wait-any-longer)
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**[00:03] ---**
Don't tell me, it's all routine for you?
**[00:09] ---**
It's not... It's all my first time...
**[00:14] ---**
Kijima knows my shortcomings!
**[00:18] ---**
Master! Master!
**[00:24] ---**
Dad! Dad!
**[00:26] ---**
That won't help you come up with any ideas,
and it won't extend your deadline!
**[00:30] ---**
Yabe is waiting for your manuscript!
**[00:32] ---**
Geez!
**[00:34] ---**
Ao. Don't worry about me.
**[00:36] ---**
But Yabe, you've been waiting
for so many days now.
**[00:40] ---**
Surely, after he's stood under
his private waterfall...
**[00:44] ---**
he will give birth to
an absolute masterpiece!
**[00:47] ---**
An absolute masterpiece...
**[00:51] ---**
All I can do here...
**[00:58] ---**
is wait.
**[00:59] ---**
Yabe!
**[01:00] ---**
You're not actually drinking that at all!
**[01:02] ---**
Get some rest!
**[01:03] ---**
Since the master isn't
resting, I can't either.
**[01:06] ---**
As an editor, I am of one
soul with the writer.
**[01:09] ---**
That would make my dad a murderer,
for the crime of killing his editor!
**[01:13] ---**
And he'd lose his serialization! Rest!
**[01:17] ---**
Then will you accompany
me for a little while?
**[01:19] ---**
Huh?
**[02:22] ---**
Kijima-kun Can't Wait Any Longer
**[02:24] ---**
The venue for the Meat
Fest is right this way!
**[02:27] ---**
Beef, pork, chicken, mutton,
bear, venison, we've got it all!
**[02:31] ---**
We've got stage events, too!
**[02:33] ---**
Come check it all out!
**[02:36] ---**
Huh? A boob festival?
**[02:37] ---**
The master expressed interest in this,
so I'm compiling data.
**[02:41] ---**
Here ya go!
Boobs....
**[02:43] ---**
Cheers!
Alcohol...
**[02:45] ---**
Meat...
**[02:46] ---**
Be careful, 'kay?
Desires of the flesh...
**[02:48] ---**
Brazen exultations, dancing
with wanton abandon...
**[02:52] ---**
Is this a den for depravity?!
**[02:54] ---**
Precisely.
**[02:55] ---**
Desire for flesh is connected
to sexual appetite.
**[02:57] ---**
The master has caught on to that fact.
**[03:01] ---**
Desires for flesh are sexual appetite?!
**[03:03] ---**
Th-That does sound like my father...
**[03:05] ---**
This place is dangerous. Stay close to me.
**[03:08] ---**
Huh?
**[03:09] ---**
If you get caught in the muddy waters
of the desires of the flesh,
**[03:12] ---**
there will be no escape.
**[03:14] ---**
You'll be swept away before you know it.
**[03:16] ---**
O-Okay.
**[03:22] ---**
This place reeks of normies. It's scary...
**[03:27] ---**
Now that I think of it, I
haven't eaten lunch yet.
**[03:34] ---**
Yabe, do want to eat something?
**[03:35] ---**
Huh?
**[03:36] ---**
What? Who're you?
**[03:42] ---**
I'm scared, and hungry!
**[03:46] ---**
What, Ao?
**[03:49] ---**
What are you doing?
This doesn't seem like a place you'd enjoy.
**[03:53] ---**
Miyabi?!
**[03:56] ---**
Ooh! You're cuter than
those other girls I saw.
**[03:59] ---**
What were you looking at?
Don't say that about my boobs.
**[04:02] ---**
Tha' washn bouchurr boobsh.
**[04:03] ---**
Don't lie.
**[04:05] ---**
I'b showwy...
**[04:07] ---**
What about you, Miyabi?
Why are you dressed like that here?
**[04:10] ---**
Isn't it obvious? I'm working. I need money.
**[04:13] ---**
Oh...
**[04:15] ---**
I don't need your pity,
you freakin' rich girl!
**[04:18] ---**
I-I'b showwy...
I don't need your pity, you freakin' rich girl!
**[04:20] ---**
I'm working this job because-
**[04:22] ---**
Miyabi!
**[04:24] ---**
Can I do an inventory check?
**[04:26] ---**
Sure, Takumi!
**[04:28] ---**
Huh? It's Horie.
**[04:30] ---**
What's up?
**[04:32] ---**
Did he just call her "Miyabi?"
**[04:34] ---**
We came here because of our job!
**[04:36] ---**
But on our next day off
we'll come here to hang out, right?
**[04:39] ---**
The two of them? The two
of them will hang out?
**[04:42] ---**
They'll be together in a den of depravity?
**[04:46] ---**
Ao.
**[04:48] ---**
If you feel faint, you may lean against me.
**[04:53] ---**
He's a major babe! Who is he? Who?
**[04:55] ---**
Huh?!
**[04:58] ---**
This is my father's managing editor.
**[05:01] ---**
Pleasure to meet you.
I oversaw the works "Promiscuous Lament,"
**[05:04] ---**
and "100 Words of Significance in Bed."
**[05:06] ---**
Huh?! What are those book titles?!
**[05:10] ---**
What do I do? Kijima's gonna
find out my dad's job!
**[05:14] ---**
Um...
**[05:16] ---**
I'm a younger university
colleague of Ao's father.
**[05:18] ---**
My name is Soichiro Yabe.
**[05:22] ---**
"Ao"?
**[05:25] ---**
A-As just a younger
colleague of her father...
**[05:28] ---**
aren't you a little close to his daughter?
**[05:31] ---**
I don't know what the norm
for such relationships is,
**[05:34] ---**
but I suppose we are closer
than mere classmates would be.
**[05:36] ---**
I-I'm pretty close to Horie myself, you know!
**[05:41] ---**
What?
**[05:42] ---**
S-So we're close. I guess
we can say that now.
**[05:46] ---**
I've been a guest of her
household hundreds of times,
**[05:49] ---**
but I do not recall your existence coming up
as a topic of conversation, not even once.
**[05:54] ---**
I am-
**[05:55] ---**
Takumi. We're gonna get in trouble
if we don't get back to work soon.
**[05:59] ---**
Alright you two, have fun together!
**[06:02] ---**
Hey, wai- no-
**[06:05] ---**
A prime example of a normie couple.
**[06:07] ---**
They no doubt indulge deeply in their lust.
**[06:10] ---**
Those two are not dating!
**[06:12] ---**
Oh? Even though they call
each other by their first names?
**[06:16] ---**
Getting familiar is the
starting point for sex.
**[06:20] ---**
On top of that, there is meat.
**[06:21] ---**
When a couple starts grilling meat together,
**[06:23] ---**
their lust is at a level where they feel
no shame and can do it anywhere.
**[06:27] ---**
Here's some short ribs...
**[06:28] ---**
Ah, the top grade ones...
**[06:30] ---**
Y-Yabe...
**[06:32] ---**
What it is?
**[06:33] ---**
Let's just compile that data.
**[06:35] ---**
Oh, that's right.
**[06:41] ---**
Wha..? Hey, Kijima! It's
burning! It's burning!
**[06:45] ---**
Sorry, Mr. Takaoka!
**[06:48] ---**
Don't worry about it, Takumi.
**[06:50] ---**
Mr. Takaoka's a little scary.
**[06:52] ---**
Well, I was spacing out, though.
**[06:54] ---**
Oh? Takumi, that's so admirable!
**[06:58] ---**
I got him to call me by
my first name since I have
**[07:00] ---**
the same last name as the
shop owner, and yet...
**[07:02] ---**
Wanna go somewhere on our break?
**[07:04] ---**
This job pays well so I'm
looking forward to it!
**[07:07] ---**
Yeah.
**[07:08] ---**
And I went to the trouble of
getting into the same job as him, but still...
**[07:11] ---**
That Yabe guy from earlier
was super-hot, huh?
**[07:14] ---**
But he was calling Ao by her
first name and everything!
**[07:23] ---**
One year, eight months, and
nine days. Eighteen times.
**[07:26] ---**
Three months and twenty
days. Thirty-two times.
**[07:29] ---**
Twelve days. One hundred and eight times.
**[07:32] ---**
Just as I thought, couples that prefer
short ribs tend to have a steamy relationship.
**[07:36] ---**
The passion burns at a surprisingly
hot degree with beef tongue, too.
**[07:39] ---**
Pork cutlet is on the low side.
**[07:41] ---**
Those two should not be dating.
**[07:45] ---**
Takumi!
**[07:48] ---**
Kijima is supposed to like me.
**[07:51] ---**
I only want to do that
with the person I like.
**[07:54] ---**
But aren't they close for people
that have nothing going on between them?
**[07:58] ---**
Is that the distance that normies
keep?! That's too close!
**[07:58] ---**
Takumi!
Is that the distance that normies keep?! That's too close!
**[07:59] ---**
Miyabi!
Is that the distance that normies keep?! That's too close!
**[08:01] ---**
It doesn't matter. Since I hate my name,
I don't want him to call me by it or anything...
**[08:13] ---**
Takumi!
**[08:17] ---**
Ao!
**[08:20] ---**
Until You Say My Name
**[08:24] ---**
See, it just doesn't feel right!
**[08:27] ---**
It'll be just like a
completely lame teen movie.
**[08:31] ---**
And I don't want to be called
by this name, either.
**[08:36] ---**
What's so great about
being close anyways? It's so superficial.
**[08:40] ---**
Idiot.
**[08:42] ---**
Takumi...
**[08:46] ---**
What?
**[08:49] ---**
Kijima?! Why're you here?
**[08:51] ---**
I'm on break now, so I came to find you.
**[08:54] ---**
He heard me say his name!
**[08:56] ---**
Weren't you with Yabe?
**[08:59] ---**
He's ignoring that?!
So it's really no big deal for normies, is it?!
**[09:03] ---**
We got separated again, I guess.
**[09:05] ---**
Oh...
**[09:06] ---**
That guy's pretty stunning, huh?
**[09:08] ---**
Huh?
**[09:09] ---**
I suppose. I've known him since
I was young, so I'm not sure...
**[09:14] ---**
Does he come to your house often?
**[09:15] ---**
Yeah. He idolizes my father,
and he also takes care of things for us.
**[09:20] ---**
Idolizes him...
**[09:22] ---**
And you get along with him yourself?
**[09:24] ---**
I do. When I was studying for
high school entrance exams, he tutored me.
**[09:28] ---**
Huh?!
**[09:29] ---**
What's with that question?
Is this a parent-teacher conference?
**[09:32] ---**
Is he smart enough that
he can actually teach you?
**[09:36] ---**
He said he went to Tokyo
University, so maybe.
**[09:39] ---**
Tokyo University... He can teach you, then.
**[09:42] ---**
Ao! I've found you!
**[09:44] ---**
Ah, oh no. I have to go.
**[09:50] ---**
Kijima?
**[09:52] ---**
Ao. Come here.
**[09:55] ---**
Ao.
**[09:59] ---**
Don't go, Ao!
**[10:02] ---**
'Kay...
**[10:04] ---**
Ao, we're leaving now.
**[10:09] ---**
I'm not done speaking with her!
**[10:11] ---**
What? What? What?!
**[10:15] ---**
I'll be sure to come home later!
**[10:20] ---**
Zero times.
**[10:21] ---**
Still a child.
**[10:30] ---**
Are you o-
**[10:39] ---**
I've cooled off now.
**[10:41] ---**
But still, you make my mind spin, Horie.
**[10:45] ---**
I feel like I'm totally losing control.
**[10:48] ---**
That's what I'm supposed to say!
**[10:49] ---**
That-
**[10:50] ---**
Maybe because I still don't know your answer.
**[10:54] ---**
I can't wait any longer.
**[11:03] ---**
I'll make you fall for me.
**[12:05] ---**
Sexy!
**[12:06] ---**
Isn't that nice?
**[12:06] ---**
Lame
Isn't that nice?
**[12:07] ---**
Use this one instead!
**[12:08] ---**
I can't bump into him there!
**[12:10] ---**
Next time: Ao-chan Can Handle the Sea.
**[12:11] ---**
Next time
Ao-chan Can Handle the Sea
**[12:13] ---**
Amazing boo-
# E7 - Ao-chan Can Handle the Sea
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6J0EWG0R/ao-chan-can-handle-the-beach)
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**[00:02] ---**
I can't wait any longer.
**[00:11] ---**
I'll make you fall for me.
**[00:17] ---**
If I had just said okay at the time...
**[00:25] ---**
National University
Mock Exam
***SIGN*** Desired University First Choice Applicants Needs improvement Projected Result Hokkaido University Kyushuu University
**[00:39] ---**
What? What happened?
Horie passed out!
**[00:47] ---**
There are so many things that I don't know
**[00:50] ---**
"It's all nonsense when I try to understand"
**[00:53] ---**
Your words are confusing
**[00:56] ---**
And your charms bring me to wonderland
**[01:01] ---**
When the chime rings I'll come see you
**[01:07] ---**
Put me in a trance
**[01:09] ---**
a-i-a-i-a
**[01:12] ---**
The count starts with 100
**[01:15] ---**
There's a limit for how
close I can get to you
**[01:18] ---**
(Ah Ah Ah)
**[01:20] ---**
Can a genuinely clear and simple heart
**[01:24] ---**
With a batting average of near-zero
**[01:27] ---**
Hit a homerun straight
into my youthful heart?!
**[01:30] ---**
(Ah Ah Ah)
**[01:32] ---**
Our truly difficult affair is a
**[01:36] ---**
WONDER WONDER WONDERFUL WONDER
**[01:43] ---**
Ao-chan Can Handle the Beach
**[01:48] ---**
One summer day,
**[01:51] ---**
I arrived at the beach,
my heart swellling with expectation.
**[01:56] ---**
Is that the hotel?
**[01:59] ---**
It’s famous for hosting
prominent school study groups!
**[02:02] ---**
I kept my dad in a good mood,
**[02:04] ---**
I made everything he liked,
massaged his shoulders,
**[02:05] ---**
struggled through a conflict
with the phone reservation system,
**[02:08] ---**
and finally got this spot!
**[02:10] ---**
If I'm late I won't be
able to enter the venue,
**[02:12] ---**
so I arrived three hours early.
**[02:14] ---**
I'll do some self-study in the meantime.
**[02:17] ---**
My phone is already turned off.
**[02:19] ---**
This is perfect!
**[02:20] ---**
Horie! There you are!
**[02:25] ---**
I was looking for you.
**[02:28] ---**
Oh, are you surprised?
**[02:30] ---**
When I called your house,
I heard that you went to the beach.
**[02:32] ---**
H-He's naked! His nipples
are out! His bare nipples!
**[02:32] ---**
I just got my paycheck,
so I thought we could hang out together!
**[02:37] ---**
Even though he's thin,
his abs are so well-defined and sexy!
**[02:40] ---**
And he's different from a male celebrity!
**[02:42] ---**
It's like he's still young and inexperienced.
**[02:45] ---**
U-Um, Horie?
**[02:48] ---**
Is there something on me?
**[02:50] ---**
Y-You're really close...
**[02:51] ---**
Why are you exposing yourself to me?!
**[02:53] ---**
You pervert! Deviant! Exhibitionist!
**[02:55] ---**
But you came closer to look...
**[02:57] ---**
This is normal at the beach.
**[03:00] ---**
Anyways, Horie, If you have time, you and I-
**[03:03] ---**
I have no time.
**[03:04] ---**
Really?
**[03:06] ---**
The study group at the hotel
will start in three hours.
**[03:10] ---**
I see...
**[03:15] ---**
I can't.
***SIGN*** Desired University First Choice Applicants Needs improvement Projected Result Hokkaido University Kyushuu University
**[03:16] ---**
I'm going to study today.
**[03:19] ---**
C'mon, just give up and leave already...
**[03:23] ---**
If you have three whole
hours then go have fun!
**[03:25] ---**
Why do you think you're too
good to hang out with us?
**[03:28] ---**
M-Miyabi, why are you here?
**[03:32] ---**
I have a job at a beach hut.
**[03:33] ---**
Even though I used advanced
profiling to follow him,
**[03:37] ---**
if you leave, then Takumi will leave too.
**[03:42] ---**
Also Takumi's friend is annoying,
so I want you to do something about it.
**[03:45] ---**
Miyabi...right?
**[03:47] ---**
You should tell me your number.
**[03:49] ---**
What? Horie?
**[03:51] ---**
Nice timing! Let's all hang out!
**[03:53] ---**
That battle is already lost.
**[03:53] ---**
Nice timing! Let's all hang out!
**[03:54] ---**
What was that?
We can totally do a double date now!
**[03:56] ---**
I-I mean, I don't have a
swimsuit or anything...
**[03:56] ---**
Miyabi, when are you done working?
C'mon, let's do a double date!
**[03:59] ---**
I have some.
**[03:59] ---**
I mean, you wanna do it too, right, Kijima?
**[04:01] ---**
They're all in the beach hut.
**[04:04] ---**
Wow! What an amazing selection.
**[04:07] ---**
Right? Hurry up and pick.
**[04:10] ---**
By the way, Miyabi, how did you all of a sudden
get a swimsuit on and come to the...
**[04:15] ---**
Should you really be asking that right now?
**[04:17] ---**
I'd be wearing it anyways,
so stop spouting nonsense and choose one.
**[04:20] ---**
That's one thing I don't like about you.
**[04:22] ---**
You've always been like this
and it gets on my last nerve.
**[04:25] ---**
I'b showwy...
**[04:28] ---**
A plain swimsuit... a plain one...
**[04:34] ---**
Oh, gross!
**[04:36] ---**
You just really hate standing out, don't you?
**[04:39] ---**
B-But if I don't choose a plain one,
**[04:41] ---**
Well, don't you look nice?
**[04:41] ---**
B-But if I don't choose a plain one,
**[04:42] ---**
I'll get hit by the effects of
the sea and nudity and the sun!
**[04:44] ---**
Oh yeah!
**[04:46] ---**
You're overly self-conscious!
**[04:47] ---**
You're just hyper-aware
because you have huge boobs.
**[04:50] ---**
Attitude is also important for a woman.
**[04:53] ---**
Actually being so moody is just a
pain in the ass and not the slightest bit cute!
**[05:00] ---**
You don't even need to worry about anything!
**[05:01] ---**
You're busty so wear this!
**[05:03] ---**
What?! The size seems kinda...
**[05:05] ---**
That's the whole point! Quit your whining!
**[05:09] ---**
O-Okay.
**[05:13] ---**
Oh, looks like she's done changing.
**[05:25] ---**
S-Sorry it took so long...
**[05:28] ---**
Wow! Those boo-!
**[05:33] ---**
Let's get in the water.
**[05:36] ---**
Ah, okay.
**[05:38] ---**
I guess Kijima won't say anything about it...
**[05:45] ---**
Huh? Where's Uehara?
**[05:47] ---**
He said he'd be with Takaoka.
**[05:49] ---**
Oh, did he?
**[05:53] ---**
Kijima, when you were working the other day,
**[05:56] ---**
you called Miyabi by her
first name, didn't you?
**[05:59] ---**
That was because another person named
Takaoka was working there.
**[06:03] ---**
Did you think-
**[06:04] ---**
It's not like I care, though!
**[06:06] ---**
Aw. I almost got happy there for a second.
**[06:09] ---**
That wasn't just me being
cold, it's the truth.
**[06:11] ---**
I'm not annoying, I'm not annoying...
**[06:14] ---**
You know, Horie, if you ever
do something just to please me,
**[06:19] ---**
I might be so happy that I die on the spot.
**[06:21] ---**
He says that like that day will never come.
**[06:25] ---**
But today, I...
**[06:27] ---**
Whaboumysuit?
**[06:28] ---**
Huh?
**[06:29] ---**
What about my swimsuit?
**[06:31] ---**
The swimsuit... hmmmm....
**[06:34] ---**
He said "Hmmm?!"
**[06:36] ---**
Does it look bad on me?
Huh? Does it fit weird?
**[06:38] ---**
I knew it looked bad!
**[06:41] ---**
Oh, no, sorry.
**[06:43] ---**
By "Hmm..." I mean...
**[06:48] ---**
"It's so cute I don't want
other guys to see you."
**[06:52] ---**
It's that sort of "Hmmm."
**[06:55] ---**
If possible, I want you to
wear something like this.
**[06:57] ---**
What am I supposed to do about that now?!
**[07:01] ---**
You're so silly, Kijima.
**[07:03] ---**
Am I?
**[07:07] ---**
Maybe I'll give in a little bit...
**[07:13] ---**
No one can see
**[07:16] ---**
the two of us over here... you know...
**[07:22] ---**
Wow, those two are looking cozy!
**[07:27] ---**
You alright with that, Miyabi?
**[07:28] ---**
You're acting overly
familiar and it bothers me.
**[07:31] ---**
If you're giving up, then go out with me!
**[07:33] ---**
Shaved ice is 1700 yen.
**[07:35] ---**
What? That's pricey. It is huge, though.
**[07:39] ---**
I'm not giving up.
**[07:40] ---**
I'm waiting for my chance.
**[07:43] ---**
And yet you still picked
out that swimsuit for her.
**[07:46] ---**
That was to mess with Ao!
**[07:49] ---**
You're such a good girl, Miyabi!
**[07:51] ---**
Don't be stupid!
**[07:53] ---**
I've always been a bad girl.
**[07:58] ---**
Wh-What was that?!
**[08:01] ---**
That is so out of character for me!
**[08:04] ---**
That was totally not cute at all!
**[08:06] ---**
I really don't care about that!
**[08:10] ---**
K-Kijima?!
**[08:12] ---**
He's drowning!
**[08:16] ---**
What's wrong, Horie?
**[08:17] ---**
Why would you say that? Is it a cold?
Did something happen?
**[08:20] ---**
What?! You freakin' virgin!
**[08:23] ---**
Is it so strange for me to say that?!
**[08:26] ---**
I'm going home!
**[08:28] ---**
W-Wait up!
**[08:33] ---**
Sorry. I was so happy I
thought I was dreaming.
**[08:37] ---**
Huh?
**[08:40] ---**
You're too damn cute.
**[08:44] ---**
Huh? Is this going too
far if we're not dating?
**[08:47] ---**
B-But it's fine if Kijima's
happy with it...right?
**[08:51] ---**
Well, is this bad while
we're in a place like this?
**[08:55] ---**
Even if I'm glad that Kijima is happy...
We're very close together!
**[08:59] ---**
And our legs are touching!
**[09:01] ---**
And we're making contact there, too!
**[09:03] ---**
That's Kijima's lethal weapon!
**[09:05] ---**
I'm surrounded by the
sea, and I can't escape!
**[09:07] ---**
And what's more, he can practically
do whatever he wants, as much as he wants!
**[09:12] ---**
Horie... Are you about...ready?
**[09:17] ---**
Finally...
**[09:18] ---**
At long last, he's going to do it!
**[09:20] ---**
I don't think anyone can see us here.
**[09:22] ---**
Um, but... Er...
**[09:28] ---**
Okay! I'm already prepared for this!
**[09:31] ---**
Here I go, Horie.
**[09:34] ---**
Here it comes!
**[09:37] ---**
Grab on tight!
**[09:43] ---**
Kijima, what are you doing?
**[09:47] ---**
Horie, it's almost time for
your study group, right?
**[09:50] ---**
You have to get out of the water.
**[09:51] ---**
Man, I'm so glad I came here.
**[09:55] ---**
Now I have a new memory for the summer!
**[09:58] ---**
We made it!
**[09:59] ---**
Thanks for hanging out with
us before you went to study.
**[10:02] ---**
I think there's a shower in the beach hut.
**[10:10] ---**
Then let's...
**[10:12] ---**
do it over there!
**[10:14] ---**
Huh?! Wh-What are we doing?!
**[10:17] ---**
What?
**[10:19] ---**
What are we...?
**[10:22] ---**
Wh-What, he can't, really be...
**[10:25] ---**
I-It looks like I want to do it...
**[10:27] ---**
N-Never mind!
**[10:29] ---**
What's wrong?
**[10:30] ---**
I said, never mind!
**[10:32] ---**
They were getting along so well,
but now they're fighting.
**[10:35] ---**
Yeah. Then I guess there
was no need for that...
**[10:39] ---**
Did I do something wrong?
**[10:41] ---**
Enough! I said never mind!
**[10:44] ---**
But you're angry...
**[10:46] ---**
Seriously, I told you that it's fine!
**[10:55] ---**
There's my revenge.
**[10:56] ---**
It's okay! I-I saw them but
I'll forget that I did!
**[10:58] ---**
So don't worry! I'll forget them!
**[11:00] ---**
ABSENT
**[11:01] ---**
I couldn't attend the
study group due to shock.
**[11:11] ---**
My mind is full and spilling over
**[11:16] ---**
It's 120% occupied by you
**[11:22] ---**
I hold fast to this pure and innocent feeling
**[11:26] ---**
I want to throw it , I want to bare it all
**[11:33] ---**
Before I realized it was love
**[11:37] ---**
Every single thing about you drew me in
**[11:43] ---**
I'm troubled because once
again, just like that
**[11:49] ---**
I unwittingly show you an honest smile
**[11:57] ---**
Have you noticed?
**[12:05] ---**
My precious eel!
**[12:06] ---**
That smells good...
My precious eel!
**[12:07] ---**
Over here and over there...
My precious eel!
**[12:08] ---**
Horie!!
**[12:08] ---**
Crunch, crunch, crunch!
Horie!!
**[12:09] ---**
Crunch, crunch, crunch!
**[12:10] ---**
Next time, "Kijima-kun Lacks Stamina."
**[12:11] ---**
Next time
Kijima-kun Lacks Stamina
**[12:13] ---**
Let's do this!
# E8 - Kijima-kun Lacks Stamina
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6MEX8QWR/kijima-kun-lacks-stamina)
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**[00:01] ---**
Hey, where to now?
**[00:03] ---**
I dunno... Wanna head to our usual spot?
**[00:07] ---**
Isn't that girl cute?
**[00:11] ---**
Hey, girl! Got some time for us?
**[00:17] ---**
A virility drink?
**[00:22] ---**
Why did you go choose to leave then!
**[00:25] ---**
Take it back! My study group
was gonna start, but still!
**[00:29] ---**
Grab on tight.
**[00:33] ---**
Horie, it's almost time for
your study group, right?
**[00:35] ---**
You have to get out of the water.
**[00:38] ---**
I'm so glad I came!
**[00:49] ---**
Wakannai koto oosugi
**[00:53] ---**
"Wakarou toshiteru jiten nonsense"
**[00:55] ---**
Kimi no kotoba, muzukashii
**[00:58] ---**
Kimi no miryoku mo wonderland
**[01:03] ---**
Chime ga nattara ai ni yuku ne
**[01:09] ---**
Muchuu ni sasete
**[01:11] ---**
a-i-a-i-a
**[01:14] ---**
Hyaku kara hajimaru count
**[01:17] ---**
Kimi ni chikazukeru limit
**[01:20] ---**
(Ah Ah Ah)
**[01:22] ---**
Jitsu ni tanjunmeikai na kokoro
**[01:26] ---**
Zero ni chikai daritsu de
**[01:29] ---**
Seishun no uchi ni inukeru ka?!
**[01:32] ---**
(Ah Ah Ah)
**[01:34] ---**
Jitsu ni muzukashii bokura no kankei
**[01:38] ---**
WONDER WONDER WONDERFUL WONDER
**[01:45] ---**
Kijima-kun Lacks Stamina
***SIGN*** Times That the Two of Us Have Been Alone Up Until Now -We were alone in the nurse's office and my chest was exposed. That was a huge chance to just push me down! The school trip was the biggest chance he's had up until now, but- Reasons below are-friends were there..-virgin's...
**[01:56] ---**
According to date, time, and situation at hand...
and also the rise in body temperature...
**[02:01] ---**
And the correlation between
speech and expression...
**[02:01] ---**
NATIONAL UNI
OR BUST!
**[02:06] ---**
Furthermore...
**[02:07] ---**
I just don't get it!
**[02:09] ---**
Why isn't he pitching a giant tent?!
**[02:12] ---**
I was even making partial contact!
**[02:14] ---**
I relaxed and just went with the flow,
and my thinking got weird too!
**[02:19] ---**
I don't think...
**[02:22] ---**
Anyone can see us here.
**[02:24] ---**
If I were a guy, I'd do it ten times!
**[02:30] ---**
If it were me...
**[02:37] ---**
Horie, wait!
**[02:42] ---**
Help me study!
**[02:45] ---**
No way.
**[02:46] ---**
What? But why not?
**[02:49] ---**
You're smart, aren't you, Horie?
**[02:51] ---**
Then I'll help on the condition
that you do what I say.
**[02:54] ---**
Okay, got it!
**[02:56] ---**
You'll do everything I say, right?
**[02:58] ---**
Yeah, sure.
**[03:05] ---**
I'll be gentle with you.
**[03:07] ---**
O-Okay...
**[03:09] ---**
No! Even if I want it,
I won't do it! I have to study!
**[03:16] ---**
It's from Kijima!
**[03:18] ---**
The soccer club has a practice
game the day after tomorrow.
**[03:21] ---**
They said I'd be on the field for a little bit.
It'd be great to see you there!
**[03:25] ---**
H-He's interfering with my studies again!
**[03:28] ---**
It's the same old Kijima.
**[03:29] ---**
Whether it's love, leisure, or club
activities, nothing tires him out.
**[03:34] ---**
That's it!
**[03:35] ---**
Due to exhaustion from his normal life,
he can't get it up!
**[03:39] ---**
I'll get rid of Kijima's exhaustion.
**[03:40] ---**
Drastic measures need to be taken!
**[03:42] ---**
When he feels better, he
should stop underperforming.
**[03:43] ---**
Energy
**[03:46] ---**
Then, just as he's turned into a savage beast
with his sex drive on full display,
**[03:49] ---**
I'll immediately rebuff and reject!
**[03:51] ---**
And then this agony will end.
**[03:56] ---**
Ao Horie
**[03:59] ---**
I got a reply from Horie!
**[04:02] ---**
Well then, I will attend the game.
**[04:05] ---**
I will come with a gift for you.
**[04:07] ---**
Be sure to make room in your stomach, okay?
**[04:12] ---**
Wow, that was a good response!
**[04:15] ---**
Thanks! Can't wait!
**[04:19] ---**
Alright!
**[04:20] ---**
Libido Recipes
**[04:20] ---**
Let's do this!
**[04:29] ---**
Ao, food...
**[04:32] ---**
Something thick, dark, and firm has got me!
**[04:35] ---**
Dad, catch it!
**[04:36] ---**
And it's slimy, too!
That wild eel is very important!
**[04:38] ---**
Ao, did you really get this eel for me?
**[04:39] ---**
Is this evidence of your
everlasting gratitude?!
**[04:43] ---**
It is not.
**[04:44] ---**
What?! Then this is what you get!
**[04:45] ---**
Take flight!
**[04:47] ---**
Whoa, hey!
**[04:52] ---**
It's slimy!
**[04:53] ---**
Serves you right!
**[04:55] ---**
That's the Slippy-Slime Attack!
**[04:57] ---**
WILD YAM
CLAM TRUFFLESS
OYSTER
AVOCADO GARLIC
**[04:58] ---**
And in this way,
**[04:59] ---**
Ao went through great pains and efforts
to gather every libido-boosting thing she could.
**[05:02] ---**
NUTS
**[05:07] ---**
Now I just have to prepare these!
**[05:09] ---**
Ao.
**[05:10] ---**
Yabe, good to see you.
**[05:12] ---**
Can I trouble you for some coffee?
**[05:13] ---**
Oh, sure, I'll put some on right now.
**[05:15] ---**
You prefer a strong brew, right?
**[05:17] ---**
Yes.
**[05:18] ---**
I'm sorry my dad is so
late on his manuscript.
**[05:23] ---**
Ao! Not allowing me to eat
this eel is inexcusable!
**[05:27] ---**
She's just going to give
it to Kijima, isn't she?
**[05:30] ---**
Has my sweet little Ao finally graduated
from being a daddy's girl?
**[05:34] ---**
HORI-EDGE BRAND
VIPER EDGE
WITH STANDUP EXTRACT
**[05:35] ---**
In that case, as her father,
I must support her!
**[05:37] ---**
This'll do it! The Hori-Edge
Brand Standup Extract!
**[05:41] ---**
Oh yeah! Boner, boner!
**[05:43] ---**
Oh yeah! Boner, boner!
**[05:46] ---**
One for me and one for you!
**[05:48] ---**
Boner, boner!
**[05:52] ---**
It seems I'll have to wait at your house again
for the manuscript tomorrow.
**[05:55] ---**
Right, I appreciate your patience.
**[05:57] ---**
It'd be a waste to just sit around,
**[05:59] ---**
so would you like me to look over your studies?
**[06:01] ---**
Really?! If you give it a review,
I may be able
**[06:03] ---**
to make amends for my failing grades!
**[06:06] ---**
Yes, I'll get them even
higher than they were.
**[06:08] ---**
That's so grea-
***SIGN*** I will come with a gift for you. Be sure to make room in your stomach, okay? Read Kijima Thanks! Can't wait!!
**[06:10] ---**
Oh, but tomorrow is...
**[06:17] ---**
What's important to me right now is...
**[06:33] ---**
NATIONAL UNI OR BUST!
**[06:34] ---**
Studying.
**[06:43] ---**
In the end, I showed up.
**[06:46] ---**
On top of that, his team lost the match.
**[06:48] ---**
That was really unfortunate.
**[06:50] ---**
Yeah, such a close game.
**[06:52] ---**
And the star player from the opposite team
didn't even make it on the field, huh?
**[06:58] ---**
Horie, go comfort Kijima.
**[07:00] ---**
Huh? M-Me?
**[07:02] ---**
Yeah, none of us can.
**[07:04] ---**
We're going to karaoke.
**[07:05] ---**
Good luck.
**[07:11] ---**
I would've just died if you
hadn't come today, Horie.
**[07:15] ---**
G-Good thing I came!
**[07:20] ---**
K-Kijima, I brought you a bento.
**[07:24] ---**
Please have some and cheer up.
**[07:30] ---**
That was quick!
**[07:31] ---**
Wow, this is extravagant!
**[07:34] ---**
And it's all stuff that gives me energy.
**[07:36] ---**
I-I wanted you to get better, Kijima!
**[07:39] ---**
That's not a lie, though...
**[07:40] ---**
Thanks! I'm gonna dig in!
**[07:48] ---**
He seems to like it,
and he's completely unaware of my plan, too.
**[07:53] ---**
He looks so happy...
**[07:58] ---**
It's adora....nope! He's not!
**[08:00] ---**
You want some tea, right? It's warm.
**[08:10] ---**
Huh?
**[08:15] ---**
Horie... my body feels... kind of hot.
**[08:21] ---**
It had an immediate effect!
My bento is powerful!
**[08:24] ---**
Boner!
**[08:29] ---**
Horie, you smell good...
**[08:37] ---**
N-Now's the time! I'll bluntly reject him!
**[08:40] ---**
H-He grabbed my thigh!
**[08:43] ---**
Kijima goes for the thighs first?
So he likes thighs over breasts?!
**[08:46] ---**
In my dad's novels, a sexy
noise comes in right about here...
**[08:53] ---**
That came out naturally!
**[08:55] ---**
But it's different from the book.
**[09:08] ---**
There it is! He's working his way up!
**[09:11] ---**
He's about to score a goal!
**[09:20] ---**
I'm sorry, Horie.
**[09:23] ---**
Huh?
**[09:28] ---**
There's... something wrong with me today.
**[09:32] ---**
So go ahead and leave.
**[09:35] ---**
At this rate, I think I
might do something to you.
**[09:40] ---**
So you won't?
**[09:41] ---**
Huh?
**[09:43] ---**
You want it to happen
with someone you love, right?
**[09:47] ---**
So why won't you do it?
**[09:49] ---**
Well, because...
**[09:51] ---**
I value you over my own desires.
**[09:56] ---**
That's what love is.
**[10:01] ---**
You value me...over yourself...
**[10:08] ---**
I'm leaving.
**[10:09] ---**
Er, Horie, sorry about today.
**[10:19] ---**
Please, stop asking me out.
**[10:26] ---**
I have a lot of things to do,
and I don't have the time to be involved with you.
**[10:33] ---**
I can't deal with him.
**[10:35] ---**
If this is how he makes me feel...
**[10:42] ---**
I can't study.
**[10:45] ---**
I won't be able to fit
anything else in my life.
**[10:53] ---**
I really can't study.
**[11:03] ---**
Atama no naka ippai ni afureteru
**[11:08] ---**
Kimi no koto de senkyoritsu
hyakunijuu percent
**[11:14] ---**
Junsuimuku na kono kimochi gyutto
**[11:18] ---**
Nagetsuketai tsutaetai zenbu
**[11:25] ---**
Koi da tte kizuku mae kara
**[11:29] ---**
Kimi ni zenbu goto hikareteita nda yo
**[11:35] ---**
Soutomo shirazu ni sou yatte mata
**[11:41] ---**
Mujaki na egao miseru kara komatta mo nda
**[11:49] ---**
Kizukanai kana?
**[11:57] ---**
What is up with you?
**[11:58] ---**
Horie, I won't interfere with your studies.
**[11:59] ---**
She has a hard time being honest about what she wants.
Horie, I won't interfere with your studies.
**[12:01] ---**
Because I'm trash.
**[12:02] ---**
Next time, Ao-chan Needs More Than Fantasies
**[12:03] ---**
Next time
Ao-chan Needs More Than Fantasies
**[12:04] ---**
It has to go with my silky panties!
# E9 - Ao-chan Needs More Than Fantasies
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G65PDX206/ao-chan-needs-more-than-fantasy)
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**[00:02] ---**
I scolded the one who loves and
always stands beside me
**[00:05] ---**
for being openly perverted.
**[00:07] ---**
I never clearly rejected his confession of love,
and we gradually grew closer...
**[00:11] ---**
and I cast him away from me when I saw fit.
**[00:15] ---**
I feel so guilty and embarrassed!
**[00:19] ---**
What the heck?! What is this doll?!
**[00:21] ---**
Why is it in my room?!
**[00:23] ---**
That's our Therapeutic Insatiable Beauty doll
by Hori-Healing Productions.
**[00:27] ---**
When you speak to her, she
helps you feel better!
**[00:30] ---**
Right, little lady?
**[00:31] ---**
There, there.
**[00:33] ---**
That's creepy!
**[00:35] ---**
Return
**[00:35] ---**
What? Why?!
**[00:37] ---**
I am definitely going to leave this house.
**[00:39] ---**
I haven't heard those words in a while.
**[00:42] ---**
Because... I've decided to
work hard on my studies again.
**[00:46] ---**
That's why I ended it.
**[00:49] ---**
Kijima is probably angry with me.
***SIGN*** KODAN UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SERIES
**[02:00] ---**
Ao-chan Needs More than Fantasy
**[02:04] ---**
Kijima really won't talk to me.
**[02:11] ---**
I knew that he would. I'm the
one who told him not to...
**[02:14] ---**
But he's basically acting
like I don't even exist now.
**[02:17] ---**
Should I apologize?
**[02:18] ---**
How could I possibly?!
**[02:20] ---**
Horie.
**[02:22] ---**
Hey, did something happen with Kijima?
**[02:25] ---**
Huh?
**[02:25] ---**
He's in an amazingly bad mood today.
**[02:28] ---**
Uehara, leave her alone.
**[02:30] ---**
See?
**[02:31] ---**
Don't interfere with Miss Horie's studying.
**[02:35] ---**
"Miss" Horie?
**[02:37] ---**
What is up with you?
**[02:38] ---**
Nothing's up with me.
**[02:39] ---**
What? Yeah, right.
**[02:42] ---**
My heart hurts. It isn't beating
the same way that it always does.
**[02:47] ---**
Like I'm being alienated...
or I'm despised...
**[02:51] ---**
It's that ache of uncertainty.
**[02:57] ---**
I have... to study...
**[03:05] ---**
Shall we start?
**[03:07] ---**
First, I'll have you do
a short test that I made.
**[03:10] ---**
Right!
**[03:11] ---**
Begin!
**[03:16] ---**
This question...
**[03:17] ---**
It was also in the English vocabulary book
that I swapped with Kijima.
**[03:22] ---**
I wonder if he's using it.
**[03:25] ---**
I doubt it.
**[03:26] ---**
Focus!
**[03:28] ---**
Right!
**[03:29] ---**
What's going on? I'm acting stupid!
**[03:31] ---**
I shouldn't think about the guy I dumped.
**[03:33] ---**
So you dumped Kijima?
**[03:35] ---**
Wh-Wh-Why do you ask that?!
**[03:37] ---**
That's what you just said.
**[03:39] ---**
N-N-Not so much "dumped" as that
I've got studying to do and I can't when Kijima is around
**[03:42] ---**
Kijima
**[03:43] ---**
and Kijima comes to talk to me and
Kijima says weird things and Kijima smiles
**[03:47] ---**
and Kijima runs and Kijima moves and Kijima-
**[03:48] ---**
You'll receive one punishment
every time you say "Kijima."
**[03:51] ---**
Okay.
**[03:55] ---**
Why are you wearing that? What happened?
**[03:57] ---**
My punishment.
**[03:58] ---**
What kind of punishment is this?!
**[03:59] ---**
Well, Kijima... It's Kijima's...
**[04:02] ---**
Sir.
**[04:03] ---**
Oh, Yabe. Thank you for
helping with Ao's studies.
**[04:07] ---**
It's nothing. I'm sure I'll be
waiting here for quite some time.
**[04:09] ---**
That one stung!
**[04:10] ---**
More importantly, Ao has been acting strange.
**[04:11] ---**
Return
**[04:14] ---**
She's in distress.
**[04:15] ---**
It seems the boy named Kijima
is the source of this.
**[04:18] ---**
Do you know of him?
**[04:19] ---**
Yes...
**[04:20] ---**
Once they do it, I think their relations
as man and woman will be mostly settled.
**[04:24] ---**
That won't be happening.
**[04:25] ---**
I will continue monitoring Ao,
so please get back to your work.
**[04:33] ---**
I must notify the editorial department
of his estimated completion date.
**[04:38] ---**
Why are you here, Yabe?!
**[04:40] ---**
I was asked to serve as Ao's private tutor.
**[04:42] ---**
Therefore, you can't see Ao.
**[04:46] ---**
I know I'm getting in the way
of Ao and her studies. But...
**[04:51] ---**
I want to see her.
**[05:04] ---**
I want to ask about how
she feels one more time.
**[05:10] ---**
If she tells me no after
that... Then I'll give up.
**[05:14] ---**
Well, then you should see her.
**[05:16] ---**
Huh? Are you sure?
**[05:18] ---**
Yes. Ao may be more likely to make
good progress on her studies if she feels better.
**[05:22] ---**
Make sure you listen closely
to how she truly feels.
**[05:36] ---**
Since you seem completely
unable to focus today, we're finished.
**[05:41] ---**
Argh! Stupid Kijima!
**[05:43] ---**
It's Kijima's fault I can't study!
**[05:45] ---**
I even went as far as to
turn him down but since
**[05:47] ---**
Kijima's acting the way
he is he's on my mind!
**[05:49] ---**
He bothers me! He's causing me problems!
**[05:52] ---**
I...
**[05:54] ---**
I have to study, but...
**[05:59] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[06:02] ---**
I'm sorry, Horie.
**[06:04] ---**
Wh... Why are you...
**[06:08] ---**
Yabe told me to do this.
**[06:11] ---**
He said I would understand
how you truly feel.
**[06:14] ---**
I also heard that you
want to live by yourself,
**[06:17] ---**
and that's why you're working so hard.
**[06:20] ---**
I...was about to ruin your life, wasn't I?
**[06:26] ---**
Horie, I love you, so I
won't bother you anymore.
**[06:30] ---**
Thank you for everything.
**[06:38] ---**
Huh? It's over?
**[06:40] ---**
Does this mean I won't
be with Kijima anymore?
**[06:43] ---**
So it's just like I want it to be?
**[06:46] ---**
Kijima told me to study because
he won't bother me anymore.
**[06:49] ---**
He smiles though he's being assertive,
**[06:52] ---**
and even when he's angry, he
still gives in for my sake.
**[06:56] ---**
This is fine.
**[06:57] ---**
I am such scum, I can't believe myself...
**[07:11] ---**
P-Please, don't go.
**[07:22] ---**
Okay, I won't go.
**[07:25] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[07:31] ---**
Uh... What's going on?
**[07:33] ---**
Not only is my heart pounding...
**[07:34] ---**
This happiness has a real emotion behind it!
**[07:40] ---**
Whoa! Is he trying to make
things real over here, too?
**[07:43] ---**
Wait a second! I'm really sweaty right now...
**[07:45] ---**
It's okay.
**[07:46] ---**
And I'm dressed weird!
**[07:47] ---**
You look cute no matter what you wear.
**[07:49] ---**
I'm extremely happy right now.
**[07:51] ---**
I want to touch you to make
sure this is all real!
**[07:53] ---**
Tell me if you don't want me to.
**[07:55] ---**
Wh-What do I do?!
What's going to happen if I say it's okay?
**[07:58] ---**
Should I do it?! Is this alright?
**[08:00] ---**
Oh, b-but Kijima's a virgin,
so there's no way he'd do anything too crazy!
**[08:04] ---**
S-Sure.
**[08:07] ---**
He got right to it! And my stomach?!
**[08:09] ---**
I-I changed my mind! I'm too chubby!
**[08:11] ---**
What? You're not chubby at all.
**[08:21] ---**
H-Horie?
**[08:24] ---**
There's more of me than my
stomach to touch, you know!
**[08:28] ---**
Can I?
**[08:29] ---**
Eh? After all that? You want permission now?!
**[08:31] ---**
Isn't this normally done without aski-
**[08:35] ---**
Sorry.
**[08:37] ---**
I mean, if I don't explicitly ask you,
I won't be able to hold back.
**[08:45] ---**
W-Well to me, that's...
**[08:58] ---**
SIMPLE AND STURDY
**[08:59] ---**
I deeply apologize!
**[09:00] ---**
Oh no, it's completely fine.
**[09:02] ---**
I got some good material out of it.
**[09:04] ---**
I'm getting rid this right now!
**[09:06] ---**
No, don't do it!
**[09:08] ---**
I'm going to change.
**[09:09] ---**
I shouldn't have done that in your household!
**[09:12] ---**
Well, young people are
chock-full of enthusiasm.
**[09:14] ---**
I am truly sorry!
**[09:16] ---**
I want to tell you something, Kijima.
**[09:18] ---**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[09:20] ---**
Ao is strong-willed, but she has
a hard time saying what's on her mind.
**[09:24] ---**
So, Kijima, you need to
show her how young people date.
**[09:28] ---**
And take things as far
as you can, you got me?
**[09:30] ---**
Okay, I understand!
**[09:31] ---**
You really don't, do you?
**[09:36] ---**
Thanks for having me.
**[09:37] ---**
Sure.
**[09:38] ---**
That was really hectic,
but now, Kijima and I...
**[09:42] ---**
Horie.
**[09:43] ---**
Yes?!
**[09:43] ---**
I'm really glad I came here today.
I've gotten way closer to you.
**[09:49] ---**
I guess we're always going to have
that sort of relationship, then.
**[09:53] ---**
I know. I'll buy some new underwear.
**[09:55] ---**
I need to get some silky panties.
**[09:58] ---**
Even your dad gave me some encouragement.
**[10:00] ---**
My dad? Never mind my dad.
**[10:02] ---**
No way, he adores you.
**[10:05] ---**
I'll make sure I don't disappoint
either you or your father.
**[10:08] ---**
R-Right.
**[10:10] ---**
So, would you...
**[10:14] ---**
I-Is this it?! Is this when it happens?!
**[10:19] ---**
Koudan University
**[10:19] ---**
study with me?!
**[10:20] ---**
Y-Yes!
**[10:22] ---**
We're gonna date!
**[10:24] ---**
Huh?
**[10:26] ---**
What? Study? Why? Shouldn't you...
be asking me out now or something?
**[10:31] ---**
A student's main duty is to study,
**[10:33] ---**
and it's pathetic that I'm
**[10:35] ---**
so self-absorbed when you have
a goal you're working towards.
**[10:37] ---**
What? But, you know-
**[10:39] ---**
I'm going to hold off
until you get into the school you want!
**[10:44] ---**
Ultimately, this is only...
**[10:46] ---**
making Kijima an additional
goal in my dream life.
**[10:46] ---**
UNIVERSITY
**[10:47] ---**
LIVING ALONE
**[10:47] ---**
I'll hold off
until you get in!
**[10:51] ---**
I'm gonna pass every single
one of those tests!
**[10:54] ---**
We can do this!
**[11:57] ---**
I must rise up.
**[11:58] ---**
Nice and stiff!
**[11:58] ---**
I want to cheer you on.
**[12:01] ---**
Next time: Dad Can't Offer Support
**[12:02] ---**
Next time
Dad Can't Offer Support
**[12:04] ---**
I'll bring my own gym uniform!
# E10 - Dad Can't Offer Support
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY0XKJ7P6/dad-cant-offer-support)
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**[00:02] ---**
Please submit the events you
want to do by next week.
***SIGN*** Sports Festival Events
***SIGN*** 500m
***SIGN*** 100m
dash
***SIGN*** 800m
dash
***SIGN*** Three-
legged
race
***SIGN*** Chicken
fight
***SIGN*** Pole
Topple
***SIGN*** Scavenger
Hunt
**[00:06] ---**
Which one will you do?
**[00:08] ---**
An easy one is best.
**[00:09] ---**
Yeah, that's true.
**[00:11] ---**
The Sports Festival... yet another annoyance.
**[00:14] ---**
Kijima, what're you gonna do?
**[00:16] ---**
Oh, I don't think I'll compete in anything.
**[00:19] ---**
What, really?
**[00:20] ---**
I'm so jealous. I'm bad at athletic things.
**[00:24] ---**
Why not? You're good at sports and stuff.
**[00:27] ---**
They asked him to be part of the cheer squad.
**[00:29] ---**
I dunno what to do.
**[00:30] ---**
What did he say?!
**[00:32] ---**
If he's in the cheer squad...
he wears that uniform! With the collar!
**[00:35] ---**
And those exquisitely precise movements!!
**[00:38] ---**
Whoa, that's great!
**[00:40] ---**
Well I'm still thinking about it.
**[00:42] ---**
I bet Horie would do her best
if she was being cheered on by you.
**[00:45] ---**
Yeah! I'll cheer hardcore if it's for Horie!
**[00:51] ---**
Huh? Uh, well...
**[00:53] ---**
Other people would be doing
their best too, right?
**[00:56] ---**
Hurrah! Hurrah!
**[00:59] ---**
See?
**[01:02] ---**
Then I'll do it! I'll be
in the cheering squad!
**[01:03] ---**
Alright!
**[01:05] ---**
I won't skip the Sports Festival!
**[01:12] ---**
Wakannai koto oosugi
**[01:15] ---**
"Wakarou toshiteru jiten nonsense"
**[01:18] ---**
Kimi no kotoba, muzukashii
**[01:21] ---**
Kimi no miryoku mo wonderland
**[01:26] ---**
Chime ga nattara ai ni yuku ne
**[01:32] ---**
Muchuu ni sasete
**[01:34] ---**
a-i-a-i-a
**[01:37] ---**
Hyaku kara hajimaru count
**[01:40] ---**
Kimi ni chikazukeru limit
**[01:43] ---**
(Ah Ah Ah)
**[01:45] ---**
Jitsu ni tanjunmeikai na kokoro
**[01:49] ---**
Zero ni chikai daritsu de
**[01:52] ---**
Seishun no uchi ni inukeru ka?!
**[01:55] ---**
(Ah Ah Ah)
**[01:57] ---**
Jitsu ni muzukashii bokura no kankei
**[02:01] ---**
WONDER WONDER WONDERFUL WONDER
**[02:08] ---**
Dad Can't Offer Support
**[02:11] ---**
Dad, let me use the treadmill.
**[02:13] ---**
What, are you out of shape? Or dieting?
**[02:17] ---**
No, I'm going to do the sports festival.
**[02:19] ---**
Eh?! You mean athletics-loathing,
exercise-lacking,
**[02:23] ---**
unenergetic Ao is going to participate
in the sports festival, of all things?!
**[02:26] ---**
I-I'm going to really try for once!
**[02:29] ---**
There's someone who'll be cheering for me,
**[02:32] ---**
so I don't want to look too awful out there.
**[02:36] ---**
Kijima, right?
**[02:38] ---**
Maybe I'll go to the sports festival too.
**[02:40] ---**
What?! No!
**[02:41] ---**
Why not?! I want to come watch!
**[02:45] ---**
Horie
**[02:46] ---**
I'll even bring my own athletic uniform!
**[02:47] ---**
That's just the thing I hate!
**[02:50] ---**
That Thing About Dad
Number 1
Elementary School Sports Festival
**[02:51] ---**
That Thing About Dad, Number 1:
**[02:53] ---**
YABE
Elementary School Sports Festival.
**[02:55] ---**
I am Ao's father!
**[02:55] ---**
Hanasaki Horie
**[02:59] ---**
Patrons, guests, and teachers,
please accept my humble book as a gift.
**[03:05] ---**
Wow!
Oh my!
**[03:07] ---**
Stop it! Don't do that!
***SIGN*** Tongue Moves of the Climax King My Hentaighway 2
**[03:11] ---**
That Thing About Dad
Number 2
Junior High School Sports Festival
**[03:12] ---**
That Thing About Dad, Number 2:
**[03:14] ---**
Junior High School Sports Festival.
**[03:17] ---**
Hmm, I see. No energy.
**[03:19] ---**
They can't stand up straight.
**[03:21] ---**
They look like they're going to collapse.
**[03:24] ---**
This Hori-Edge Brand with Standup Extract
**[03:30] ---**
Will get 'em going, nice and firm!
**[03:32] ---**
Oh, yeah! Boner, boner!
Oh, yeah! Boner, boner!
**[03:34] ---**
Yeah!
Oh, yeah! Boner, boner! Oh, yeah! Boner, boner!
**[03:35] ---**
Don't hand out strange things!
**[03:40] ---**
Do you know why I went into
a high school far from home?
**[03:45] ---**
Some people were grateful for it!
They even gave me feedback!
**[03:51] ---**
I won't hand out my novels or
anything like that this time. Please?
**[03:54] ---**
No.
**[03:55] ---**
And I'll keep it secret that
I'm an erotic novelist.
**[03:58] ---**
No.
**[03:58] ---**
I won't talk to anyone.
**[04:00] ---**
No.
**[04:00] ---**
Yabe will be with me.
**[04:02] ---**
No.
**[04:03] ---**
I'll observe quietly from the shadows!
**[04:04] ---**
No! No means no! I don't
like it when you're around!
**[04:10] ---**
I-I didn't mean-
**[04:12] ---**
I've got it.
**[04:18] ---**
Boner!
**[04:20] ---**
Even if you get accepted into a university,
you are forbidden to live alone!
**[04:22] ---**
You will live in this household
for the rest of your life!
**[04:25] ---**
You will realize just who is in charge here!
**[04:32] ---**
Hmph. Now would be a good
time to apologize if-
**[04:34] ---**
Hello, Yabe? My dad met with
another editor that I don't know!
**[04:38] ---**
Okay. I'll increase the workload
from our company tenfold!
**[04:40] ---**
Wha?! What a load of bull plop!
**[04:43] ---**
Can't I step out of the house for a moment?!
**[04:45] ---**
It's your fault!
**[04:46] ---**
Hmph!
**[04:51] ---**
Mackerel
**[04:51] ---**
From that day forward.
Neither father nor daughter exchanged a word.
**[04:51] ---**
Canned mackerel!
From that day forward.
Neither father nor daughter exchanged a word.
**[04:52] ---**
From that day forward.
Neither father nor daughter exchanged a word.
**[04:54] ---**
Ramen
**[04:55] ---**
Cup noodles!
The father wrote diligently,
**[04:57] ---**
Potato
**[04:57] ---**
Seaweed and salt potato chips!
and the daughter devoted herself to training.
**[05:04] ---**
58TH SPORTS FESTIVAL
**[05:16] ---**
Horie?
**[05:22] ---**
Let me borrow you!
**[05:22] ---**
Person you love
**[05:23] ---**
Sure, borrow away!
**[05:27] ---**
I don't think my dad is here...
**[05:31] ---**
Oh, here's the youth...
**[05:34] ---**
That's what he'd do if he were here.
**[05:37] ---**
But he was working this whole morning.
**[05:41] ---**
Oh, there you are, Horie.
I was looking for you.
**[05:43] ---**
It's like he hasn't slept at
all, ever since I called Yabe.
**[05:46] ---**
Horie?
**[05:47] ---**
Hey, Horie.
**[05:51] ---**
Kijima?! You startled me!
**[05:53] ---**
Ah, sorry. I kept calling
you but you didn't notice.
**[05:58] ---**
Horie, you seem down today.
**[06:00] ---**
Did something happen?
**[06:01] ---**
Um...
**[06:03] ---**
I-It's not a big deal, but...
**[06:06] ---**
Yeah?
**[06:09] ---**
I had a fight with my dad the other day,
**[06:13] ---**
and we both exchanged some ugly words.
**[06:23] ---**
K-Kijima?
**[06:25] ---**
Yeah, I don't think you hurt your father
as much as you think you did.
**[06:31] ---**
But if you're still worried,
you should try talking to him about it.
**[06:35] ---**
O-Okay!
**[06:36] ---**
Right, good luck out there!
**[06:38] ---**
I see... So he was concerned about me.
**[06:41] ---**
Maybe I went too far, maybe
I hurt his feelings...
**[06:45] ---**
Hey, Kijima! It's time to get ready!
**[06:48] ---**
See ya!
**[06:52] ---**
When I get home, maybe I'll
do something nice for him.
**[07:00] ---**
Dad?!
**[07:03] ---**
Why are you collapsed over here?!
**[07:06] ---**
I finally finished my work...
**[07:12] ---**
Why would you work that hard?
**[07:18] ---**
Because I want to see you, Ao.
**[07:23] ---**
I want to support you.
**[07:27] ---**
I was too harsh when I said
you couldn't live alone.
**[07:33] ---**
Dad, I also said-
**[07:34] ---**
All participants in the 800 meter dash
please gather at the entrance gate.
**[07:39] ---**
I'll be watching you, so please go.
**[07:53] ---**
You can do it! You've got this in the bag!
**[07:55] ---**
Dad has no taste for naming things,
and it's only caused me problems.
**[08:01] ---**
On your marks.
**[08:03] ---**
He's so knowledgeable in erotica
I came to know it very well myself.
**[08:07] ---**
Erotica
**[08:07] ---**
My girl.
**[08:12] ---**
Oh, my girl...
**[08:15] ---**
My girl!
**[08:18] ---**
I want to support you.
**[08:25] ---**
He's always done that!
**[08:28] ---**
Horie got a late start!
**[08:29] ---**
What'd you say?!
**[08:31] ---**
Whoa, you're here too?
**[08:33] ---**
Yes. Let me join the cheering squad.
I want to cheer for Ao!
**[08:38] ---**
Sure thing! We'll root for her together!
**[08:40] ---**
You're a good man!
**[08:44] ---**
Hurrah! Hurrah! Horie!
**[08:48] ---**
You can do it, Ao!
**[08:51] ---**
E-Embarrassing. But I think I can run faster.
**[08:59] ---**
Ao was always in last place,
but she's doing well now!
**[09:03] ---**
She's doing well because she practiced hard!
**[09:08] ---**
Children really grow and leave
their parents behind in the blink of an eye.
**[09:16] ---**
We still need the help of our parents.
**[09:23] ---**
Ao is not worthy of you.
**[09:29] ---**
It's the last lap!
**[09:34] ---**
She lost the lead!
**[09:35] ---**
Go! Get your lead back!
**[09:37] ---**
She came from behind you, Ao!
**[09:39] ---**
Go forward! Go!
**[09:42] ---**
She's may be out of energy.
**[09:50] ---**
A-Ao! Ao!
**[09:52] ---**
You can do it!
**[09:55] ---**
If you hold on to those G-cups
while you run you'll go faster!
**[10:06] ---**
G...
**[10:07] ---**
G...
**[10:09] ---**
G...
**[10:10] ---**
G...
**[10:11] ---**
Huh? What? It got so quiet...
**[10:23] ---**
Don't you ever come to this school again.
**[10:25] ---**
Your personality's so hot and cold!
**[10:28] ---**
Disinfectant.
**[10:30] ---**
It burns!
**[10:31] ---**
How's your dad?
**[10:32] ---**
Thanks for watching out for me, Kijima.
**[10:35] ---**
Whoa! Is that you?!
**[10:37] ---**
Kijima, aren't you glad to
find out one of Ao's secrets?
**[10:40] ---**
Huh? Uh, I don't think...
**[10:46] ---**
No, I mean, I like G-cups!
**[10:48] ---**
I want to live by myself as soon as possible!
**[10:51] ---**
Unbelievable!
**[10:52] ---**
You got first place thanks to me and
you're still being such an ungrateful child!
***SIGN*** CERTIFICATE OF MERIT
***SIGN*** GIRLS 800M DASH FIRST PLACE AO HORIE
**[11:03] ---**
Atama no naka ippai ni afureteru
**[11:08] ---**
Kimi no koto de senkyoritsu
hyakunijuu percent
**[11:14] ---**
Junsuimuku na kono kimochi gyutto
**[11:18] ---**
Nagetsuketai tsutaetai zenbu
**[11:25] ---**
Koi da tte kizuku mae kara
**[11:29] ---**
Kimi ni zenbu goto hikareteita nda yo
**[11:35] ---**
Soutomo shirazu ni sou yatte mata
**[11:41] ---**
Mujaki na egao miseru kara komatta mo nda
**[11:49] ---**
Kizukanai kana?
**[11:57] ---**
C'mon, you don't want to?
Ready whenever you are, Kijima!
**[11:58] ---**
Let me explain.
Ready whenever you are, Kijima!
**[11:59] ---**
Kijima, you pervert!
**[12:00] ---**
Shut up and enjoy this.
Kijima, you pervert!
**[12:01] ---**
Next time: Ao-chan Can't Wear Silky Panties.
**[12:02] ---**
Next time
Ao-chan Can't Wear Silky Panties
**[12:04] ---**
Satisfy your hunger, and then, sex!
# E11 - Ao-chan Can't Wear Silky Panties
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6DK3MM1R/ao-chan-cant-wear-silky-panties)
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**[00:02] ---**
Studying together has
always been inefficient!
**[00:05] ---**
Huh? You think so?
**[00:07] ---**
The entrance exams are something we do alone,
**[00:09] ---**
so there's no point in doing a group study!
**[00:11] ---**
But you know-
**[00:12] ---**
You're too naïve, Kijima!
**[00:14] ---**
High schoolers will agree
to study together in a pair,
**[00:16] ---**
but there's only one thing in mind!
**[00:18] ---**
And it's not English or Math!
**[00:30] ---**
A situation like this...
**[00:32] ---**
leads to this!
**[00:34] ---**
It'll become a full-on
health and phys ed class!
**[00:37] ---**
I absolutely cannot study like that!
**[00:40] ---**
Or maybe... Are you wary about it being
just the two of us studying?
**[00:44] ---**
Wha-?! N-n-not at all! Never!
**[00:46] ---**
In any case, in order to get into university,
**[00:49] ---**
what's important is to study
diligently on your own!
**[00:51] ---**
That's it!
**[00:52] ---**
But you know...
**[00:53] ---**
We can't.
**[00:55] ---**
The closer it gets to the exam date,
the more crucial it is to study, right?
**[00:59] ---**
Before that, I just wanted to learn
from you when you had the time.
**[01:03] ---**
Pretty please, can we?
**[01:04] ---**
No.
**[01:06] ---**
My heart is forged from iron.
**[01:08] ---**
But if Kijima would say
something like that...
**[01:12] ---**
"Pretty please?" How old are you again? Jeez.
**[01:16] ---**
It's okay to meet Kijima
for a break and study some other day.
**[01:21] ---**
It's stressful holding back so much, right?
**[01:25] ---**
I-If it's only sometimes, I suppose.
**[01:28] ---**
Okay then, when're you free?
**[01:29] ---**
If you wanna meet this weekend,
my house will be empty.
**[01:33] ---**
After next week, we can study
at a diner or something.
**[01:35] ---**
It's a little bit noisy there, though.
**[01:39] ---**
Oh, there's a test at the
beginning of next week.
**[01:43] ---**
Let's give it a go this weekend!
**[01:51] ---**
There are so many things that I don't know
**[01:54] ---**
"It's all nonsense when I try to understand"
**[01:57] ---**
Your words are confusing
**[02:00] ---**
And your charms bring me to wonderland
**[02:05] ---**
When the chime rings I'll come see you
**[02:10] ---**
Put me in a trance
**[02:13] ---**
A-i-a-i-a
**[02:15] ---**
Ready go
**[02:15] ---**
The count starts with 100
**[02:18] ---**
There's a limit for how
close I can get to you
**[02:21] ---**
(Ah Ah Ah)
**[02:24] ---**
Can a genuinely clear and simple heart
**[02:27] ---**
With a batting average of near-zero
**[02:30] ---**
Hit a homerun straight
into my youthful heart?!
**[02:33] ---**
(Ah Ah Ah)
**[02:36] ---**
Our truly difficult affair is a
**[02:39] ---**
WONDER WONDER WONDERFUL WONDER
**[02:49] ---**
silky panties
**[02:52] ---**
Ao-chan Can't Wear Silky Panties
**[02:54] ---**
Let's see...
**[02:58] ---**
S-seven thousand yen?! For just one?
***SIGN*** Silky material low-rise
floral print cute designer shorts
7000 yen
5 left (more on the way)
Best seller
***SIGN*** Shiny, Lace on front,
Full Back, panty, Japan-made, LP41582
4870 yen
Free shipping
**[03:02] ---**
I can buy five reference
books for that price!
**[03:05] ---**
S-So revealing... And tiny!
***SIGN*** Sexy see- Breathable, seam- 3,555 yen - 3 left (more on the way) Micro, string panties, thong all lace, lingerie 7000 yen
**[03:07] ---**
And what is this slit for?
**[03:10] ---**
No, I can't lose my nerve
over this sort of thing!
**[03:13] ---**
Add to list
Purchase
**[03:13] ---**
I am not afraid of silky panties!
**[03:19] ---**
Your scheduled delivery is here!
**[03:21] ---**
Coming.
**[03:24] ---**
Thank you.
**[03:25] ---**
Here's my seal. Package received.
**[03:27] ---**
Leave, immediately. Farewell!
**[03:30] ---**
What in the world was that?
**[03:33] ---**
N-nothing, really.
**[03:37] ---**
Those are sexy goodies, aren't they?!
**[03:38] ---**
Huh?! Wha-Wha-Wha-What do you mean?!
**[03:41] ---**
If you had told me,
I could've offered you so much guidance!
**[03:44] ---**
So what in the world did you buy?
**[03:47] ---**
What kind are they?? What kind? What kind?
**[03:48] ---**
Th-The kind you can study with, of course!
**[03:56] ---**
I'm not lying. I'll use
it... during our study time.
**[04:01] ---**
Also, these are my first ever
pair of silky panties...
**[04:05] ---**
I just have to wait until then!
**[04:14] ---**
I was so happy I hadn't
really thought about it,
**[04:17] ---**
but no one else is home and
it's just the two of us in this room...
**[04:27] ---**
I won't try anything funny.
**[04:29] ---**
Did Kijima just look at me?
**[04:31] ---**
Is he going to make a move?
**[04:34] ---**
Wearing silky panties was
the correct thing to do.
**[04:37] ---**
Now I'll be okay no matter what happens.
**[04:39] ---**
I did some nice work with
the research and planning.
**[04:42] ---**
Whoa! Those are silky panties, huh?!
**[04:44] ---**
Of course!
**[04:46] ---**
Okay, I'm ready whenever you are, Kijima!
**[04:50] ---**
1 HOUR LATER
**[05:08] ---**
Jeez! Why is he actually studying?!
**[05:12] ---**
Did he forget that I'm here?
**[05:18] ---**
Kijima, for this graph...
**[05:20] ---**
You should make the swell of this line
a bit more curvy and soft.
**[05:25] ---**
How was that? Those were words
suggestive of a woman's body.
**[05:28] ---**
I see! I guess how you draw it
is important, huh. Thanks!
**[05:33] ---**
S-Sure...
**[05:35] ---**
You idiot! Stop being so dense! Do something!
**[05:39] ---**
There's no other way. I'm going for it again!
**[05:42] ---**
2 HOURS LATER
**[05:45] ---**
I made an equation for you to solve.
**[05:49] ---**
An object of mass "m" is
inserted into a cylinder.
**[05:52] ---**
It is inserted at a force of "F"
and withdrawn at a force of "f."
**[05:57] ---**
What is the magnitude of
acceleration at this time?
**[06:01] ---**
How's that one?
**[06:02] ---**
Normally, it's weird to use expressions
like "cylinder" and "insertion!"
**[06:05] ---**
Pulling something in and out
of a cylinder, honestly...
**[06:07] ---**
what else could it possibly be?!
**[06:09] ---**
Horie, teach me how to do this.
**[06:13] ---**
Oh, so that's the formula
I use. Makes sense...
**[06:18] ---**
No!
**[06:20] ---**
This question could only mean one thing!
**[06:26] ---**
Oh, no! What have I done?!
**[06:29] ---**
The "Y" looks like a pair of panties now!
**[06:32] ---**
Horie, is that...
**[06:34] ---**
He got it!
**[06:37] ---**
If we add a line it's a seesaw!
**[06:40] ---**
Looking at it upside down, he's right.
**[06:42] ---**
If math isn't going to work...
**[06:44] ---**
Melancholia; 'tis sudden,
a change in thine copy.
**[06:48] ---**
Thou hast cast a breach betwixt us,
though many a moon hast thy risen by my side.
**[06:51] ---**
This is the Tale of Genji.
Try to convey this in modern language!
**[06:55] ---**
Heh, heh, heh.
**[06:57] ---**
This is the letter that was
sent after Hikaru Genji
**[06:59] ---**
has sex with young Murasaki
for the first time.
**[07:02] ---**
She's asking him why he hasn't done
a single thing in so long.
**[07:05] ---**
Not a thing!
**[07:06] ---**
As a result, she was so shocked
and mopey she didn't leave her bed.
**[07:10] ---**
Even that Genji had limits
to his brutish ways!
**[07:15] ---**
I wonder what kind of
fruit a "melancholia" is.
**[07:17] ---**
That's what got your attention?
**[07:18] ---**
H-Huh? What is it? Sorry!
**[07:21] ---**
Come on! Why are you acting like this?!
**[07:23] ---**
There's actually something
you're after, right?!
**[07:25] ---**
H-Huh?
**[07:26] ---**
Not really? I'm seriously studying.
**[07:29] ---**
That's a total lie!
**[07:32] ---**
I mean, the two of us are alone in this room.
**[07:34] ---**
You like me, right? And
it's on your mind, right?
**[07:40] ---**
I can't be the only one
expecting something here.
**[07:49] ---**
There really is something I want.
**[07:53] ---**
What?
**[07:57] ---**
Whoever gets a better score
on the quiz than they got last time...
**[08:01] ---**
Is he going to beg me
for something after it's over?
**[08:04] ---**
has to follow one order from the other.
**[08:08] ---**
Anything?
**[08:09] ---**
No!
**[08:11] ---**
K-Kijima, you pervert!
**[08:14] ---**
No! I still don't know what he wants!
I'm getting so full of myself!
**[08:18] ---**
I have to make sure I wash these panties!
**[08:20] ---**
What do you want?
**[08:22] ---**
Me?
**[08:23] ---**
That's right. If I get a good score
then I get to ask for whatever I want, too.
**[08:28] ---**
Let me see.
**[08:29] ---**
Since Kijima is so timid...
**[08:33] ---**
Hey, Ao.
**[08:35] ---**
Don't underestimate me
because my knowledge is lacking.
**[08:38] ---**
I'm not underestimating you...
**[08:40] ---**
Listen. If you really like me...
**[08:45] ---**
Keep quiet and let me give it to you.
**[08:47] ---**
Stupid, sadistic Kijima!
**[08:49] ---**
Stupid, stupid!
**[08:50] ---**
But since he's incompetent,
even if that happens, it'll turn into...
**[08:53] ---**
Hey...
**[08:54] ---**
Did you do well?
**[08:55] ---**
Huh? How'd it go? Hey!
**[08:58] ---**
I did okay...
**[09:00] ---**
Tch!
**[09:01] ---**
That's cute, too!
**[09:02] ---**
Oh, that one's nice!
Maybe that's what I'll choose!
**[09:05] ---**
Huh? Did you come up with something amazing?
**[09:09] ---**
Wh-What about you, Kijima?
**[09:13] ---**
I want you to make me another bento.
**[09:16] ---**
What the heck.
**[09:18] ---**
The one you made for me
at the soccer match was delicious.
**[09:21] ---**
Oh, but if it's a lot of trouble
you don't have to make such a feast again.
**[09:24] ---**
I'd be happy just getting to eat together.
**[09:27] ---**
You can tell me to do anything you want,
and this is what you choose?
**[09:30] ---**
You're wasting this chance...
**[09:32] ---**
Horie?
**[09:33] ---**
Is this the power of virginity?
**[09:35] ---**
Does this foolishness come from
not knowing pleasure?!
**[09:40] ---**
Guess I've got no choice.
Okay, Kijima. I'll do it.
**[09:44] ---**
Huh? Really? Alright!
**[09:48] ---**
The only thing I can do here
is teach Kijima about pleasure!
**[09:51] ---**
VIRGIN
**[09:52] ---**
Fill his belly, then after that is sex!
**[09:54] ---**
HIGH SCORE
**[09:56] ---**
Kijima, let's do our best.
**[09:57] ---**
We know what the test will cover,
so you'll be fine if you study exactly that.
**[10:01] ---**
Right!
**[10:01] ---**
That teacher likes this type of question,
so it'll definitely be on the test!
**[10:05] ---**
Right!
**[10:05] ---**
Also, this is your target! It's a hole!
**[10:09] ---**
Horie is so cool when she means business...
**[10:12] ---**
Then, just solve the problems over and over,
and cement how to do them in-
**[10:19] ---**
Horie?
**[10:21] ---**
You look pale.
**[10:22] ---**
Uh, no, I'm fi-
**[10:28] ---**
M-My stomach hurts.
**[10:31] ---**
Huh? Are you okay?!
**[10:32] ---**
It hurts!
**[10:35] ---**
I shall explain!
**[10:37] ---**
Ao wasn't used to wearing low-waisted panties,
and so her stomach got cold.
**[10:46] ---**
As a result, she ended up missing school,
and she couldn't take the quiz.
**[10:51] ---**
Ugh. Stupid silky panties!
**[11:03] ---**
My mind is full and spilling over
**[11:08] ---**
It's 120% occupied by you
**[11:14] ---**
I hold fast to this pure and innocent feeling
**[11:18] ---**
I want to throw it , I want to bare it all
**[11:25] ---**
Before I realized it was love
**[11:29] ---**
Every single thing about you drew me in
**[11:35] ---**
I'm troubled because once
again, just like that
**[11:41] ---**
I unwittingly show you an honest smile
**[11:49] ---**
Have you noticed?
**[11:57] ---**
What a nice kiss.
We still haven't kissed!
**[11:58] ---**
He said my kiss is nice!
**[11:59] ---**
A kissless virgin?
**[12:00] ---**
Next time: Ao-chan Can't Study.
**[12:02] ---**
I was only thinking about sex,
**[12:04] ---**
but that part's definitely important, too.
**[12:04] ---**
Next time
Ao-chan Can't Study
# E12 - Ao-chan Can't Study
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYW451806/ao-chan-cant-study)
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**[00:05] ---**
Wasn't there anyone else
you could've called today?
**[00:10] ---**
Nope.
**[00:11] ---**
Why are you eating so casually?!
**[00:13] ---**
How far are you going to go with him?!
**[00:14] ---**
You couldn't possibly have
kissed him yet, right?!
**[00:17] ---**
Right, we haven't kissed.
**[00:18] ---**
Oh, wow. That means you aren't even
standing at the startling line.
**[00:22] ---**
Huh? Starting line?
**[00:25] ---**
Yes!
**[00:25] ---**
When you become a couple,
it's a symbol of courtship that you do over and over.
**[00:29] ---**
That's what a kiss is.
**[00:31] ---**
Still too advanced for
someone who's only read a lot about it, huh?
**[00:34] ---**
So does that mean
that you've kissed someone before, Miyabi?
**[00:37] ---**
W-Well... my personal guess
is that it's a cinch!
**[00:42] ---**
How does it go? Do you go for it?
Or the other person? Or both at the same time?
**[00:46] ---**
Is there a countdown?
**[00:47] ---**
L-Let me see...
***SIGN*** BAE DXHORI FLORAL
**[00:50] ---**
Miyabi, get it together!
Now's the time to recall Hori Floral's book!
**[00:57] ---**
On the other person's cheek...
**[01:02] ---**
Draw closer to them.
**[01:10] ---**
A kiss?
Huh? What's happening?
**[01:11] ---**
She's beautiful.
Is she gonna kiss her?
**[01:13] ---**
Whoa! That was close!
**[01:15] ---**
Good grief, what a joke to
have my first one with you.
**[01:18] ---**
Huh, your "first one"?
**[01:20] ---**
Never mind! Our business is done!
This conversation is over!
**[01:22] ---**
Now leave!
**[01:23] ---**
SHIBUYA CENTER GAI
**[01:26] ---**
Miyabi is so mean.
**[01:26] ---**
Ao-chan Can't Study
**[01:30] ---**
A kiss, huh?
**[01:32] ---**
I was only thinking about sex,
**[01:34] ---**
but I guess that's important, too.
**[01:37] ---**
W-Well, if Kijima says that
he really wants to do it...
**[01:41] ---**
But I know he won't say that.
**[01:44] ---**
Kijima, the Virgin Saint,
is the type of guy who keeps his promises.
**[01:48] ---**
And I'm not really all that interested in kissing,
and I can study now.
**[01:51] ---**
From today on, I'm the Virgin Saint Ao-chan!
**[01:57] ---**
Oh yeah, I wanted to ask you this, Kijima...
**[02:01] ---**
How far have you gotten with Horie?
**[02:04] ---**
The most important thing to
Horie right now is studying.
**[02:07] ---**
I'm okay with keeping things platonic
until she gets into a school.
**[02:11] ---**
Right, Horie?
**[02:17] ---**
Horie, what are you doing with those?
**[02:20] ---**
The teacher told me to
bring these materials back.
**[02:23] ---**
I'll help.
**[02:23] ---**
What about practice?
**[02:24] ---**
It just ended.
**[02:27] ---**
Oh, okay. Thanks.
**[02:31] ---**
Resource Room
**[02:34] ---**
Everything's already put away thanks to you.
**[02:37] ---**
I'm going to go change,
so let's leave together.
**[02:40] ---**
Okay. I'll wait in the classroom.
**[02:46] ---**
Horie's acting calm and kind...
**[02:48] ---**
This is weird!
**[02:53] ---**
This is nice.
**[02:55] ---**
Things are very easy when you don't expect
anything from the other person.
**[02:58] ---**
It's weird having expectations
in the first place.
**[02:58] ---**
ENLIGHTENMENT
A JOURNEY
**[03:00] ---**
Obsession is poison to the body.
**[03:08] ---**
Thanks for waiting!
**[03:26] ---**
What's wrong, Kijima?
**[03:29] ---**
I was just thinking about how pretty you are.
**[03:33] ---**
So you're still saying things
to tempt me, are you?!
**[03:37] ---**
Do not waver, do not yield,
do not be deceived!
**[03:39] ---**
Gooooo...ENLIGHTENMENT!
**[03:42] ---**
Thank you!
**[03:43] ---**
Did something happen?
You're acting strange today.
**[03:46] ---**
No, nothing at all.
Nothing going on as far as we are concerned!
**[03:50] ---**
Huh?
**[03:50] ---**
Oh, no!
**[03:51] ---**
U-Um... I mean... Miya...Miyabi said...
**[03:56] ---**
Takaoka?
**[03:57] ---**
Wait. Do I talk about kissing here?
**[04:00] ---**
Wouldn't it feel like I'm
tempting him if I do?
**[04:03] ---**
Horie? What is it?
**[04:08] ---**
Even if I do, nothing will happen anyways.
**[04:11] ---**
Kijima is honest and kind.
**[04:14] ---**
Miyabi asked me if I had kissed you yet.
**[04:17] ---**
I like that about him.
**[04:20] ---**
Of course, I told her that I hadn't.
**[04:22] ---**
W-We aren't even dating in the first place,
so it was a strange question.
**[04:27] ---**
I like it, but...
**[04:31] ---**
And I have to study.
**[04:32] ---**
Even though I do, nothing will happen.
**[04:34] ---**
And Kijima, we made a promise.
**[04:37] ---**
What in the world are we?
**[04:42] ---**
So you have no intention
of doing that, right?
**[04:44] ---**
What? I'm somehow... on the verge of tears.
**[04:52] ---**
Want to try?
**[04:55] ---**
Still trying, then?
**[05:08] ---**
You have to study, right?
**[05:29] ---**
My teeth...
**[05:35] ---**
Wh-What have I done?!
**[05:38] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[05:40] ---**
No way, I'm happy about this!
**[05:41] ---**
B-B-B-But but but, we made a promise!
**[05:44] ---**
Yeah...
**[05:49] ---**
It's alright, I broke our promise too.
**[05:52] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[05:53] ---**
Huh?
**[05:54] ---**
I want more.
**[06:12] ---**
Kiss...
**[06:13] ---**
Kiss... Kiss is a kiss...
Kissed a... Kiss kiss kiss...
**[06:17] ---**
Hey there!
**[06:22] ---**
Well, my first kiss was a shock,
**[06:24] ---**
but I suppose I've never
been so flustered before...
**[06:29] ---**
Ao! You fried up too much kisu tempura!
**[06:32] ---**
Are you alright? What happened?
**[06:34] ---**
I'm sorry. I was lost in thought.
**[06:37] ---**
Lost in thought?
**[06:38] ---**
About the kisu?
**[06:43] ---**
Oh?
**[06:44] ---**
I see.
**[06:50] ---**
Yabe and Dad were grinning at me.
**[06:53] ---**
I wonder if I gave it away.
**[06:54] ---**
Horie, you haven't changed classrooms yet?
**[06:58] ---**
Oh... Yeah, I will soon.
**[06:59] ---**
Want to go together?
**[07:01] ---**
Kijima's lips...
**[07:03] ---**
Those things did the thing on my things!
**[07:06] ---**
She said that he's super good at kissing!
**[07:10] ---**
Hey, you're too loud!
**[07:11] ---**
And then what?
**[07:12] ---**
She went on and on about it.
**[07:14] ---**
But that just means he's had
a lot of experience, doesn't it?
**[07:18] ---**
I wonder if that's good.
**[07:19] ---**
Oh, you're right. I'm not sure about that.
**[07:23] ---**
That was kinda...good to know, right?
**[07:24] ---**
Staaaaare.
**[07:26] ---**
Huh? What's with that super wide-eyed stare?
**[07:32] ---**
Horie, wait!
**[07:33] ---**
What's wrong?
**[07:35] ---**
You were really good at kissing.
**[07:37] ---**
Huh?
**[07:38] ---**
It was no problem for you.
**[07:41] ---**
Why is that, even though you're a virgin?
**[07:43] ---**
For kisses, you are a non-virgin.
**[07:46] ---**
But I don't want to kiss anyone but you.
**[07:48] ---**
But I don't know your past.
**[07:51] ---**
I don't know what happened,
or what you've done.
**[07:54] ---**
For the most part,
**[07:56] ---**
you're the type of guy that would willingly
go out even if you're not dating.
**[08:00] ---**
That would be if they're really
just my regular friends...
**[08:05] ---**
Horie, is whether or not I've
had experience more important
**[08:08] ---**
to you than what you feel right now?
**[08:13] ---**
I'm done!
**[08:21] ---**
Well that's an easy fix.
**[08:23] ---**
Admit that you're a kiss virgin.
**[08:25] ---**
Even though she'd go so far as to say
I'm good at it, it was my first kiss,
**[08:28] ---**
and on top of that that I
don't want her to find out
**[08:30] ---**
that I've only been practicing on a pillow!
**[08:32] ---**
That's just embarrassing.
**[08:33] ---**
It's pretty lame.
**[08:35] ---**
But you know, I do get it.
**[08:37] ---**
Like, if you're thinking "The
truth is, Horie has already-"
**[08:39] ---**
No, stop it!
**[08:40] ---**
Yeah, totally.
**[08:41] ---**
When you like someone,
you get curious about their past "experiences."
**[08:46] ---**
Wait, I mean, I'm not thinking
about the past or whatever.
**[08:49] ---**
It's more like being scrutinized
or thought of in a way that's just like...
**[08:54] ---**
But you know, I do think
how it appears is important, too.
**[08:57] ---**
He's already stopped listening to us...
**[08:59] ---**
If your point of view doesn't change,
there are certain things you won't understand.
**[09:03] ---**
I know that. I know this is my fault.
**[09:06] ---**
Basically, depending on how I think about it,
Kijima's experience doesn't matter.
**[09:10] ---**
He can probably do all sorts
of things with it, right?!
**[09:13] ---**
Mommy, she's crying.
**[09:15] ---**
Youth has many moments like this.
**[09:21] ---**
I want to see his face...
**[09:22] ---**
Horie.
**[09:24] ---**
Wh-Why are you here?!
**[09:26] ---**
Let's walk to the station together.
**[09:28] ---**
Uh, okay.
**[09:38] ---**
Sorry about earlier.
**[09:40] ---**
When I thought about it from
your perspective, I felt really down.
**[09:44] ---**
You and someone else,
even if it was a long time ago...
**[09:50] ---**
I can't stand the thought.
**[09:52] ---**
And also, that... was my first kiss.
**[09:55] ---**
Th-Then, why are you so good at it?
**[09:58] ---**
Huh? Uh, thanks.
**[10:01] ---**
But, it felt really good to me too.
**[10:03] ---**
What? You too? Does that mean
I'm a natural at kissing?!
**[10:08] ---**
No.
**[10:12] ---**
I think it might mean that you
really love the person you're kissing.
**[10:17] ---**
If it feels so good.
**[10:21] ---**
Y-You're getting carried away!
You come after studying!
**[10:24] ---**
Oh, I rank higher than I thought. Great!
**[10:27] ---**
Wha... I... You...
**[10:34] ---**
I'm glad it was a good kiss for you.
**[10:39] ---**
If you start wanting to do
it again, let me know, 'kay?
**[10:45] ---**
I would ne-
**[10:54] ---**
Atama no naka ippai ni afureteru
**[10:55] ---**
Flump~
**[10:59] ---**
Thanks, everyone!
I worked really hard!
**[10:59] ---**
Kimi no koto de senkyoritsu
hyakunijuu percent
***SIGN*** There was public sex at the end. Huh? There was nothing explicit, so it's R-15. That's a xxx game, isn't it?! We're underage!
**[11:05] ---**
Junsuimuku na kono kimochi gyutto
***SIGN*** So why did you stop me, Takaoka? Because I didn't get to greet you at the Meat Festival!
**[11:10] ---**
Nagetsuketai tsutaetai zenbu
***SIGN*** There's an air of debauchery here... And it smells nice, too... It's like an inn at a red-light district
**[11:16] ---**
Koi da tte kizuku mae kara
**[11:21] ---**
Kimi ni zenbu goto hikareteita nda yo
***SIGN*** Look, this is just a DVD with sexy models. DROP He could've put it in the case to hide it...
**[11:27] ---**
Soutomo shirazu ni sou yatte mata
***SIGN*** ABSOLUTE SEX MUSEUM Wow, this place really doesn't hold back! This is only the shop owner's collection. *Minors cannot enter the actual sex museum.
***SIGN*** Horie... From now on...
**[11:32] ---**
Mujaki na egao miseru kara komatta mo nda
**[11:41] ---**
Kizukanai kana?
**[11:49] ---**
I'm returning your results
from the last mock exam.
***SIGN*** Desired University Projected Result First Choice Applicants Hokkaido University 365th 422 total Kyushuu University 305th 368 total
**[12:01] ---**
No!
**[12:03] ---**
Horie?!
**[12:04] ---**
*The end*
**[12:04] ---**
The end!