Season 1

E1 - Ao-chan Can't Enjoy Her Youth

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[00:05] ---
    Ao Horie, Year 1, Class 2.
[00:08] ---
    Essay Presentation
[00:09] ---
    "The Origin of my Name."
[00:11] ---
    My dad gave me my name.
[00:16] ---
    Essay Presentation
[00:17] ---
    My name is "Ao..."
[00:22] ---
    as in "show 'em my A-O-face!"
[00:26] ---
    From the time that I eagerly
    announced that at our class observation day,
[00:29] ---
    my life has been miserable.
[01:32] ---
    AO-CHAN CAN'T ENJOY HER YOUTH
[01:32] ---
    One person got a perfect
    score on this assignment.
[01:35] ---
    Ao Horie.
[01:37] ---
    Yes, sir.
[01:41] ---
    Amazing!
[01:42] ---
    Horie is always studying, huh?
[01:44] ---
    Huh, are you serious?
    She's young and she should have more fun!
[01:49] ---
    Youth?
[01:51] ---
    I have no interest in something like that.
[01:54] ---
    When I graduate high school,
    I'll make sure of it:
[01:57] ---
    I want to live a modest life on my own!
[02:00] ---
    I'll be going to a prominent
    national university under my parents' terms.
[02:03] ---
    Then I'll go to a university
    as far away as possible.
[02:06] ---
    To that end, I don't mind abandoning
    the short flash of youth!
[02:09] ---
    Horie's so awesome!
[02:12] ---
    This voice...
[02:14] ---
    What did you do to get such a high score?
[02:16] ---
    There he is, the King of the Normies!
[02:20] ---
    Did you try studying?
[02:23] ---
    Of course you gotta do that!
[02:24] ---
    You gotta study, Kijima.
[02:26] ---
    Shut up!
[02:30] ---
    This shallow-looking guy is Takumi Kijima.
[02:32] ---
    He's talkative, and he has
    many friends of both sexes.
[02:36] ---
    His looks aren't too bad, either.
[02:38] ---
    And he gets asked out and
    stuff like that pretty often.
[02:43] ---
    In any case, we exist in
    completely opposite spaces.
[02:47] ---
    Goal Management App
[02:48] ---
    Is that a game?
[02:49] ---
    Which game app is that?
[02:50] ---
    But why is he always coming to talk to me?
[02:54] ---
    It's not a game.
[02:55] ---
    Kijima, can you go elsewhere, please?
[02:57] ---
    What?!
[02:58] ---
    Kijima got rejected!
[03:02] ---
    Ugh, jeez, there's even more boys here now.
[03:07] ---
    A huge mass of horny pervs are all around me!
[03:11] ---
    From the beginning of time,
    men have viewed women in a sexual light,
[03:14] ---
    and as long as there's
    an opportunity, attempt to have sex!
[03:16] ---
    Looks and stuff don't even matter!
[03:18] ---
    They're animals!
[03:18] ---
    If there's a hole, they'll poke it in!
[03:20] ---
    Kijima comes near me
    because he's thinking vulgar things!
[03:24] ---
    Despite what you say,
    your body shows how you truly feel.
[03:28] ---
    Let me hear your pretty
    voice when you cry out.
[03:30] ---
    That was pretty good.
[03:32] ---
    Can I really stand to let
    him get any closer to me?!
[03:36] ---
    But seriously, Horie...
[03:39] ---
    Whoa. Does she hate me?
[03:42] ---
    Horie is pretty cold towards
    all the boys, though.
[03:45] ---
    She doesn't really talk to the girls either.
[03:47] ---
    Yeah.
[03:48] ---
    But you just talk to her normally,
    so she's gotten a little easier to approach.
[03:56] ---
    Well, that's good at least.
[03:58] ---
    That's not good.
[03:59] ---
    Goal Management App
[04:00] ---
    If Kijima keeps misunderstanding me like this,
    he'll get in the way of my studying,
[04:04] ---
    and even worse all of those guys...
[04:09] ---
    Next time, I'll just
    straight up say I hate him.
[04:12] ---
    HORIE
[04:12] ---
    I hate all men, for the most part.
[04:14] ---
    DESIRE
[04:15] ---
    Including the ones in my family.
[04:17] ---
    You're late!
[04:18] ---
    You're late, Ao!
[04:20] ---
    You promised me you'd make me some
    tiddy pudding, didn't you?!
[04:24] ---
    I already did. Get it out
    of the fridge yourself.
[04:28] ---
    No! I'm tired, you get it for me!
[04:30] ---
    You get it! Please!
[04:35] ---
    Ao. Please just take care of it this time.
[04:37] ---
    Yabe?
[04:39] ---
    If you don't, then he'll
    lose this serialization.
[04:41] ---
    It's the 87th part of the super popular series
    "Pleasure Proposal."
[04:44] ---
    Misako and Atsushi have their first
    secret rendezvous in a week.
[04:47] ---
    On top of that, they're the
    only two in the office kitchen.
[04:49] ---
    And now! The time has come!
[04:51] ---
    And they will drop it.
[04:53] ---
    Oh, I've got it! I know!
[04:54] ---
    If you don't get me my pudding,
    I'm gonna go to your school!
[04:57] ---
    And I'm gonna introduce myself!
[04:59] ---
    Stop.
    Please stop this.
[05:03] ---
    My dad is the very prominent...
[05:06] ---
    Erotic novelist, Mr. Hanasaki Horie.
[05:10] ---
    Around the neighborhood,
    he's called the Pleasure Master.
[05:14] ---
    Incidentally, my home is
    called the House of Lewd.
[05:17] ---
    Hurry! Hurry! You have to hurry!
    My father is also the one who named me.
[05:19] ---
    It's detestable.
[05:21] ---
    He's a lecherous demon.
[05:24] ---
    Here's your pudding.
[05:25] ---
    Hooray!
[05:26] ---
    Here's your spoon.
[05:27] ---
    Hooray!
[05:28] ---
    Okay, I'm going back to my room.
[05:30] ---
    The tiddy... The tiddy is...
[05:32] ---
    What'd you do to the tiddies?!
[05:34] ---
    Ao! How dare you desecrate the
    opulence known as the tiddy!
[05:37] ---
    Dad.
[05:38] ---
    Yes.
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    I'm sorry but I don't want
    to talk to any men today.
[05:44] ---
    I see...
[05:46] ---
    Not just me, but "men"?
[05:50] ---
    I sense she's in heat.
[05:59] ---
    Today I'm going to tell
    Kijima that I hate him.
[06:04] ---
    Horie.
[06:05] ---
    Go to the nurse's office and
    bring this uniform to Kijima.
[06:08] ---
    The nurse's office?
[06:10] ---
    Yes, he twisted his ankle earlier.
[06:12] ---
    I don't wa-
[06:14] ---
    Wait... This is my chance
    to tell him how I feel.
[06:15] ---
    Nurse's Office
[06:18] ---
    You should have come to the
    group date the other day.
[06:22] ---
    I'm not really down for that right now.
[06:24] ---
    What? You're done dating at such a young age?
[06:27] ---
    Uehara, you were hesitant
    about all that stuff too, weren't you?
[06:30] ---
    Oh, that? I'm totally okay now.
[06:33] ---
    Wh-what an obscene conversation...
[06:36] ---
    If you're having problems,
    you can talk to me.
[06:38] ---
    I'm not gonna tell you!
[06:44] ---
    I'm hiding without even realizing it...
[06:46] ---
    I must accomplish my objective!
[06:50] ---
    Excuse me... Kijima...
[06:53] ---
    I've brought your uniform.
[06:56] ---
    Huh, Horie?
[06:59] ---
    Did he just... blush?
[07:01] ---
    Thanks. Wow, I didn't think you'd come.
[07:06] ---
    Oh, was he just surprised?
[07:10] ---
    The teacher only asked me
    to since I was close by him.
[07:14] ---
    Straight to the point, huh?
[07:17] ---
    The flow of this conversation...
    Now's my chance!
[07:19] ---
    Although...
[07:21] ---
    I hate you. You irritate
    me, so please stay away.
[07:25] ---
    Shock!
[07:27] ---
    I can't just say that out of the blue.
[07:29] ---
    I'll just build up to it.
[07:33] ---
    Kijima. There's something
    I want to tell you. Please listen.
[07:38] ---
    Huh? Okay.
[07:40] ---
    You're very popular, and you'll even talk to me,
    so I think you're a good person.
[07:47] ---
    Yes. Perfect.
[07:48] ---
    But to me, yo....
[07:51] ---
    S X IS POSSIBLE!!
    DAD IS ROOTING FOR YOU!
SIGN    DAD IS ROOTING FOR YOU! S X IS POSSIBLE!
[07:53] ---
    Ninja.
[07:54] ---
    What? The window?
[07:58] ---
    He can't see that!
[07:59] ---
    Whoa!
[08:02] ---
    Ouch... Wait, it's hot?
[08:07] ---
    Horie... I can't breathe...
[08:09] ---
    S-S-S-Sorry!
[08:11] ---
    Uh, it's alright.
[08:15] ---
    Was there something in the window?
[08:16] ---
    S-Sorry, that was my mistake.
[08:19] ---
    He was pressed up into my chest!
[08:22] ---
    Kijima is probably fairly
    used to that, though.
[08:27] ---
    No! Anybody that was thrown off guard
    like that would get surprised and turn red!
[08:33] ---
    So what were you saying?
[08:34] ---
    Huh?
[08:36] ---
    You started to say something,
    right? What was it?
[08:41] ---
    Huh? What's with that intense look?
[08:45] ---
    Does he want me to say I
    hate him? Is he a masochist?
[08:54] ---
    It's hard to say I hate him
    if he looks at me like that.
[09:02] ---
    Kijima. Please don't look at me like that.
    It's hard to say anything.
[09:05] ---
    Huh? Yeah, sorry. That was unintentional.
[09:11] ---
    Wh-why am I this nervous in front of Kijima?
[09:14] ---
    This guy is the King of the Normies,
    and the epitome of the beasts!
[09:18] ---
    I'm just going to say it!
[09:21] ---
    I-I honestly...
[09:29] ---
    M-My damn father!
[09:33] ---
    It's Operation Tiddy Drop!
[09:37] ---
    Horie...
[09:39] ---
    My dad is an idiot!
[09:41] ---
    The hole's gonna get poked!
[09:47] ---
    Huh?
[09:48] ---
    Horie!
[09:49] ---
    Please value yourself more!
[09:53] ---
    I won't do something like that to you...
[09:56] ---
    What?! So at best, this is a physical-
[09:58] ---
    I love you.
[10:23] ---
    What?
[10:28] ---
    I don't understand what he's saying.
[10:36] ---
    Huh? How did I get on the train?
[10:39] ---
    Calm down, Ao.
[10:41] ---
    It's times like this when I
    should check my study schedule!
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[10:47] ---
    A-Am I a stalker?!
[10:51] ---
    I hate men, and I don't need friends.
[10:54] ---
    I don't need youth either. But...
[10:58] ---
    Why am I so worried about this?
[11:01] ---
    How did I reply to him?
[12:05] ---
    I've always loved you.
[12:07] ---
    Because it's embarrassing...
[12:08] ---
    Please choose your preferred fetish.
[12:09] ---
    Is Kijima worried?
[12:11] ---
    NEXT TIME
    AO-CHAN CAN'T EASILY DECLINE
[12:13] ---
    Let's have sex.

E2 - Ao-chan Can't Easily Decline

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[00:07] ---
    I love you, Horie.
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    Let's have sex!
[00:17] ---
    And that's the type of thing
    I imagined all through the night.
[01:23] ---
    I have no time to concern myself
[01:23] ---
    Ao-chan Can't Easily Decline
[01:25] ---
    with the sexual desires of men.
[01:27] ---
    If anything happens again,
[01:28] ---
    I'm going to tell him sincerely, right then.
[01:29] ---
    I'm sure of it, Kijima's junk is huge!
[01:33] ---
    Huh? Have you seen it?
[01:34] ---
    Ew!
[01:35] ---
    Don't they say big hands mean a big stick?
[01:38] ---
    Huh? Do they say that?
[01:40] ---
    Then won't everyone know how big it is?!
[01:42] ---
    In that respect, since I am of average size,
    I won't cause the ladies any pain!
[01:46] ---
    So ultimately you just
    wanted to say that, right?
[01:48] ---
    You idiot.
[01:50] ---
    Pain? Why pain?
[01:52] ---
    In my dad's novels and other sources,
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    having a big one is a something
    to be proud of, though.
[01:56] ---
    Morning, Horie.
[01:59] ---
    Huh?
[02:05] ---
    It's nothing. Morning.
[02:07] ---
    R-Right...
[02:09] ---
    Hey, Horie... would you maybe...
[02:11] ---
    Homeroom is starting!
[02:15] ---
    I blurted out a reply.
[02:20] ---
    Is a big one painful for women?
[02:22] ---
    Without a doubt.
[02:24] ---
    But I've never read anything about
    that type of trouble in your novels before.
[02:28] ---
    That's because I am a
    novelist who writes dreams.
[02:32] ---
    I don't write scenes where women
    experience pain due to a man.
[02:35] ---
    What do you mean by "pain," specifically?
[02:38] ---
    Well, it can be tight, and that hurts, right?
[02:41] ---
    There're also instances where
    he can't pull out, you know.
[02:44] ---
    They've had to call the ambulance
    while it's still stuck in there.
[02:47] ---
    Oh, but even if it's big, tha-
[02:49] ---
    That's enough.
[02:54] ---
    So basically what's there is a lethal weapon!
[02:56] ---
    Impossible! Once I confirm Kijima's size,
    I will immediately decline!
[02:57] ---
    Is it mating season?
    Impossible! Once I confirm Kijima's size,
    I will immediately decline!
[03:04] ---
    With this "I'm focusing on my studies" style,
[03:07] ---
    it'll be easier to turn even Kijima down.
[03:09] ---
    Horie, you really stand out
    in that. It's really hot!
[03:13] ---
    I-I stand out? Hot? I'm supposed
    to look modest, though.
[03:17] ---
    You sure don't look modest. Right, Kijima?
[03:20] ---
    Uh... right.
[03:22] ---
    Huh? What part of it?
[03:24] ---
    Hmm... Like how it shows your figure.
[03:27] ---
    What?
[03:28] ---
    And your tights that show
    the shape of your legs.
[03:30] ---
    Huh?
[03:31] ---
    And your skirt looks short compared
    to the length of your sweater.
[03:35] ---
    To sum it up, it's enticingly sexy.
[03:39] ---
    What the hell? You think
    so too, right, Kijima?
[03:44] ---
    Well...
[03:46] ---
    I-I'll be right back!
[03:50] ---
    Is it better now?
[03:52] ---
    Sorry, Horie.
[03:54] ---
    What I said was weird.
[03:55] ---
    No...
[03:59] ---
    Did you miss breakfast?
[04:02] ---
    Want to eat something?
[04:07] ---
    For the first time...
[04:10] ---
    I skipped class.
[04:12] ---
    Because this guy is the type
    who sleeps after he eats!
[04:15] ---
    Kijima is made like a bear.
[04:17] ---
    Does Kijima have so many things to worry
    about that he can't sleep or something?
[04:20] ---
    No, that can't be right...
[04:23] ---
    I'll check Kijima's thing now!
[04:26] ---
    That's right! If I do it now, I can check it.
[04:28] ---
    This time, I won't look
    at the size of his hands,
[04:30] ---
    I'm going straight for the crotch!
[04:35] ---
    I-I won't touch him in a weird way, though.
[04:38] ---
    I just want to know how big he is.
[04:40] ---
    That shouldn't be a crime...
[04:42] ---
    But with bare hands?
[04:44] ---
    If only I had some gloves...
[04:45] ---
    And a tape measure.
[04:46] ---
    Should I just do it next time?
    But when is 'next time?'
[04:48] ---
    Should I do it and then run away?
[04:49] ---
    I can't do that!
[04:50] ---
    Ugh, come on! Are you gonna touch it or not?!
[04:57] ---
    You can touch it if you want.
[05:00] ---
    Kijima's...hand is...
[05:03] ---
    very big.
[05:06] ---
    Horie, are you worried about me?
[05:09] ---
    I-I'm not!
[05:11] ---
    Huh? But you want to touch it, don't you?
[05:13] ---
    Well that's... not not true, but...
[05:18] ---
    From the beginning, I mostly just...
[05:20] ---
    I know! Now's the perfect time
    to say that he's so big it can't possibly work!
[05:25] ---
    H-He shouldn't look at me like that, though!
[05:29] ---
    Your reply from the other da-
[05:30] ---
    It can't possibly work out with you!
[05:32] ---
    There is not enough room for you within me!
[05:34] ---
    There's no space to enter! It's impossible!
[05:38] ---
    I-I said it...
[05:41] ---
    Why do you say that?
[05:43] ---
    You don't know unless you try it out, right?
[05:45] ---
    T-Try it out?
[05:47] ---
    B-But we're at different levels of experience,
    and I have no confidence,
[05:53] ---
    and... I'm scared.
[05:56] ---
    Look. Even if we've had
    different experiences,
[05:58] ---
    this would be the first one
    between you and me, right?
[06:02] ---
    There'll probably be things
    that I'm uneasy about, but even so,
[06:04] ---
    I confessed to you because
    I wanted to give it my all,
[06:07] ---
    so will you take some time
    to think about that and not instantly reject me?
[06:13] ---
    There are things that he's uneasy about, too.
[06:17] ---
    And he's not even a virgin...
[06:19] ---
    Kijima speaks so honestly,
    even though he's not a virgin.
[06:26] ---
    Okay. I'll really think about it.
[06:33] ---
    But, why did I reply to him like that?
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[06:35] ---
    Moreover, at some point we managed
[06:37] ---
    to exchanged contact information.
[06:41] ---
    Ao, how's it going with
    that boy you mentioned?
[06:44] ---
    U-um... well, there's a lot going on.
[06:47] ---
    I see...
[06:48] ---
    I suspect it's difficult to talk about
    with your father, but I'd like to help you.
[06:53] ---
    Dad...
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[06:56] ---
    Okay, please choose your preferred fetish.
[06:59] ---
    I'm chunking these!
[06:59] ---
    Recycle
[07:00] ---
    What're you doing?!
[07:05] ---
    Horie's in a bad mood.
[07:07] ---
    Kijima, go do something.
[07:10] ---
    Alright!
[07:11] ---
    I'm going to use the same
    English vocab book that we
[07:13] ---
    bought at the same bookstore
    and study with her!
[07:16] ---
    Such amazing motivation.
[07:17] ---
    And just a pinch of a stalker vibe.
[07:20] ---
    What are they talking about?
[07:22] ---
    Wait, I don't care about dad or Kijima!
[07:25] ---
    Studying comes first!
[07:27] ---
    Looking up this vocabulary is more-
[07:28] ---
    Heavy Bondage
    ~ Breaking Misuzu ~
    Hanasaki Horie
[07:32] ---
    Dad Show message
[07:33] ---
    To my shrinking violet Ao:
[07:35] ---
    I'm giving you my top
    recommended training manual.
[07:39] ---
    Please read it together with the boy.
[07:43] ---
    My dad says to use this together...
[07:46] ---
    A training manual?
[07:47] ---
    He's the worse, isn't he?
[07:49] ---
    I don't think so.
[07:52] ---
    I've been wanting to discipline
    you for the longest time.
[07:55] ---
    No... No way...
[07:57] ---
    Horie, let's study toge-
    No... No way...
[07:59] ---
    You seriously think I could?!
[08:06] ---
    U-Um, err...
[08:11] ---
    Sorry, I was being annoying, wasn't I?
[08:22] ---
    I brought the "training device."
[08:31] ---
    It's an English vocabulary version now...
[08:35] ---
    My life is over!
[08:46] ---
    Horie?
[08:52] ---
    Does this mean she wants to study together?
[08:55] ---
    Please don't notice the manual, please don't notice,
    please don't notice, please don't...
[08:59] ---
    You really are amazing, Horie.
[09:01] ---
    Huh?!
[09:02] ---
    I can't believe you'd read
    such an intense book.
[09:02] ---
    ENGLISH VOCABULARY
    INTENSE
[09:04] ---
    It's over!
[09:04] ---
    EROTICA
    EROTIC
[09:05] ---
    Wanna do it here?
[09:06] ---
    Whoa! We're outside, you
    know! What are you thinking?!
[09:11] ---
    Wh-What?
[09:13] ---
    I think doing it outside is fine, though.
[09:15] ---
    So this guy likes public play!
[09:19] ---
    I-I think...if people see us...
[09:23] ---
    I-It's okay, it's okay! If you
    don't like it, we'll stop.
[09:26] ---
    Don't you think you should teach me?
[09:29] ---
    Oh please! I want you to teach me, Horie.
[09:33] ---
    Is Kijima a masochist?!
[09:34] ---
    But he's telling me his fetish because
    he wants me to understand that.
[09:42] ---
    You surprised me earlier,
    but that doesn't mean I'm rejecting you, okay?
[09:46] ---
    He's an extreme masochist
    who does his training in public!
[09:49] ---
    I'm not worried about it, so it's fine.
[09:51] ---
    In that case, let's use this
    book to study next time.
[09:55] ---
    U-Um, for now, give me back
    that book. They got swapped.
[10:00] ---
    Oh, this?
[10:01] ---
    Yeah, that! Give it back!
[10:04] ---
    Nope.
[10:05] ---
    And now he's an extreme sadist?!
[10:07] ---
    Hey, look, it's over here now! Hey!
    Why not? Why are you teasing me?
[10:09] ---
    And why are you smiling?
[10:13] ---
    You're so cute, it makes
    me want to tease you.
[10:18] ---
    Okay, here you go.
[10:21] ---
    This is embarrassing, so don't tell anyone.
[10:23] ---
    Huh? Sure, but...
[10:25] ---
    Seeing that book makes it
    obvious that you're studying English.
[10:29] ---
    But still... Huh?
[10:31] ---
    I just gave you the English vocab book.
[10:39] ---
    You didn't look at it yet?!
[10:41] ---
    Horie?!
[10:45] ---
    Oh! You're reading the novel I gave you!
[10:47] ---
    Do you love your dad? Isn't training nice?
[10:51] ---
    I hate it. It's really awful.
[10:53] ---
    What was that?! What?!
[10:54] ---
    What's that mean?!
[10:55] ---
    Though I read my dad's
    stories and felt nothing...
[11:02] ---
    I'm restless.
[12:06] ---
    This is not up for debate!
[12:07] ---
    You don't have to ask,
    I'll stay here with you!
[12:08] ---
    Please!
    You don't have to ask, I'll stay here with you!
[12:10] ---
    Next time: Ao-chan Can't
    Protect Her Lower Half.
[12:10] ---
    Next Time Ao-chan Can't
    Protect Her Lower Half
[12:13] ---
    A huge sex party!

E3 - Ao-chan Can't Protect Her Lower Half

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[00:01] ---
    HORIE
[00:01] ---
    What?!
[00:03] ---
    You want to skip the school trip
    and go to cram school instead?!
[00:06] ---
    Unacceptable!
[00:07] ---
    But the school trip is
    mostly just for recreation!
[00:10] ---
    This is your youth! Your youth
    is the prime of your life!
[00:13] ---
    No matter what you must put
    aside, go on this trip!
[00:15] ---
    Simply put, everyone gets
    together in a room at night...
[00:19] ---
    Youth is teeming with that sort of thing...
[00:20] ---
    Self-censored
[00:20] ---
    It may become a huge, lewd sex party, though!
[00:23] ---
    LEW
[00:23] ---
    TH
[00:23] ---
    You must enjoy your LEWTH! Go on the trip!
[00:26] ---
    Is that how a parent should act?!
[01:29] ---
    Ao-chan Can't Protect Her Lower Half
[01:35] ---
    In the mountains, where there is no escape,
[01:37] ---
    I must protect my own body.
[01:40] ---
    Huh? It's Horie.
[01:41] ---
    She looks even more like she doesn't want
[01:43] ---
    anyone to come near or engage with her today.
[01:45] ---
    I'd like to talk to her, though...
[01:47] ---
    Disorder, dispute, debauchery, disorderly, devour...
[01:47] ---
    I don't think we can imagine
    what's going on in that head of hers.
[01:50] ---
    Debauchery, debauchery, debauchery...
[01:52] ---
    Watch out!
[01:54] ---
    K-Kijima...
[01:57] ---
    I'm sorry!
[02:00] ---
    She's running away again, Kijima!
[02:03] ---
    Shut up.
[02:04] ---
    Horie seems really annoying, doesn't she?
[02:07] ---
    You should go for an easier girl.
[02:09] ---
    You idiot.
[02:11] ---
    Even annoying things are
    cute if Horie's doing them.
[02:16] ---
    Huh? What was that just now?!
[02:18] ---
    I wanna know!
[02:20] ---
    Horie! Wait a second!
[02:22] ---
    Huh?
[02:23] ---
    Can we chat for a bit?
[02:24] ---
    Well, not just chat, we can
    do other things while we chat!
[02:27] ---
    Yeah, right! We'll talk
    and get loud and crazy!
[02:29] ---
    Wanna have a party tonight?
[02:32] ---
    Th-There it is!
[02:35] ---
    U-Uh, um, um, um, I-I-I...
[02:39] ---
    If you want, we can invite Kijima.
[02:41] ---
    What?!
[02:43] ---
    See ya later!
[02:47] ---
    Huh? What was that about?
[02:50] ---
    Aw, yeah! That's nice! Get it!
    They couldn't...
[02:51] ---
    Aw, yeah! That's nice! Get it!
    want to watch me and Kijima play, could they?
[02:55] ---
    What am I gonna do?!
    I'm wearing cotton panties today!
[02:58] ---
    Even worse, they're the granny kind
    that go over my belly button!
[03:01] ---
    I thought all girls had those
    smooth cloth panties...
[03:06] ---
    The King of Normies definitely believes that.
[03:09] ---
    Any activity in these is
    completely out of the question!
[03:11] ---
    I'm going to tell Kijima to
    turn down the party invite!
[03:16] ---
    Pardon me!
[03:23] ---
    Man, I'm sleepy!
[03:25] ---
    What are we doing tonight?
[03:26] ---
    We're not just going to
    bed at 10 like normal?
[03:28] ---
    What?
[03:30] ---
    I immediately went to hide
    when I heard his voice...
[03:34] ---
    Someone didn't close the
    door properly... Huh?
[03:37] ---
    Is it stuck?
[03:41] ---
    I'm gonna get caught!
[03:42] ---
    Kijima.
[03:44] ---
    I'm going to the vending
    machine. Want anything?
[03:47] ---
    I'll go too.
[03:48] ---
    Uh, what should I get?
[03:53] ---
    Did he leave?
[03:55] ---
    And how can I sneak out of here?
[04:00] ---
    What?!
[04:03] ---
    Kiji-Ki-Kijima's hand is on
    my thigh... it's on my thigh!!
[04:07] ---
    The heck is this?
[04:09] ---
    It's warm...and soft...
[04:12] ---
    Stop it!
[04:15] ---
    Is it cat?
[04:17] ---
    Hey, come out.
[04:21] ---
    Meow...meow?
[04:24] ---
    H-Horie?! What? Did you come to see me?
[04:27] ---
    No! Uh, well, I kind of did...
[04:38] ---
    Er... well...
[04:46] ---
    Get out before the guys get back.
[04:50] ---
    I didn't say anything,
    but he's still trying to watch out for me?
[04:53] ---
    Moron.
[04:55] ---
    By the way...
[04:57] ---
    What part of you was I touching, Horie?
[04:59] ---
    It was weirdly soft, and warm, too...
[05:02] ---
    What do you think you're smelling?!
[05:04] ---
    Go wash it right now!
[05:05] ---
    Okay, I'm going! Don't push m-
[05:09] ---
    Whoa, Horie's attacking Kijima!
[05:12] ---
    No I'm not! That's not what I'm doing!
[05:14] ---
    This isn't the time for a party then, huh?
[05:16] ---
    Should we leave the room?
[05:18] ---
    Don't leave!
[05:18] ---
    Wanna go elsewhere?
[05:19] ---
    Listen to me!
[05:22] ---
    I'm going, too! Take me with you!
[05:25] ---
    Well if you say so...
[05:28] ---
    Uh, are we going to that shrine near the top?
[05:32] ---
    No! No, no, no! You can't be! No way!
[05:36] ---
    And we're doing a test of courage
    in pairs on top of that?!
[05:38] ---
    He wanted to talk to you, right?
[05:41] ---
    Go get to know each other!
[05:43] ---
    Sneaking out at night seems like
    something they'd put on our school reports, huh?
[05:46] ---
    You sound okay with that...
[05:48] ---
    I knew I shouldn't have
    come on this school trip!
[05:51] ---
    Huh? Horie...
[05:54] ---
    Did you change? Very cute, it suits you.
[05:58] ---
    Isn't it nice? We lent them to her!
[06:00] ---
    She said she didn't bring any casual clothes.
[06:02] ---
    You should thank us, Kijima.
[06:05] ---
    Yeah! Thanks, everyone!
[06:07] ---
    Okay, Horie, go on.
[06:09] ---
    Have Kijima watch out for you.
[06:11] ---
    I-I don't particularly
    mind being on my own...
[06:14] ---
    You're gonna walk a mountain trail alone?
[06:25] ---
    It was surprisingly close, huh?
[06:27] ---
    I was so concerned with Kijima
    I wasn't scared at all.
[06:31] ---
    Oh... Kijima?
[06:36] ---
    I'm glad we made it here without any mishaps.
[06:49] ---
    Kiji-Ki-Kijijiji-Ki-ma-ma!
    A-A-A h-ha-ha-hand!
[06:53] ---
    Huh? What is it?
[06:54] ---
    A-A-A-A g-g-g-gho-gho-gho-
[06:57] ---
    Calm down, Horie! I'll go check it out!
    A-A-A-A g-g-g-gho-gho-gho-
[07:04] ---
    Sorry...
[07:05] ---
    It's okay! This is all part of the job!
[07:08] ---
    Don't get the wrong idea!
[07:10] ---
    Okay.
[07:13] ---
    Horie, you get too freaked out over so ma...
[07:24] ---
    H-Horie...
[07:26] ---
    Drop hints
    Tell her directly
[07:26] ---
    Should I tell her directly?
[07:27] ---
    No, that'll hurt her.
[07:29] ---
    Then should I drop hints?
[07:31] ---
    Yeah, I'll do that.
[07:32] ---
    Horie.
[07:33] ---
    What?
[07:36] ---
    Did you forget anything
    important in the bathroom?
[07:43] ---
    I forgot the flashlight.
[07:45] ---
    That's important too, but...!
[07:51] ---
    If we go back like this
    everyone will see it too!
[07:53] ---
    Should I pull on her skirt?
    No, that's perverted.
[07:56] ---
    I really should just tell her directly!
[07:58] ---
    I think Horie would cry, though...
[08:00] ---
    Wait. Don't walk too far ahead.
[08:04] ---
    Why not?
[08:05] ---
    Uh... Well... We're on a mountain trail,
    and it's dangerous here...
[08:09] ---
    Oh, right.
[08:11] ---
    Even though I try not to, I
    keep looking at her panties!
[08:16] ---
    Horie, you don't like scary things, right?
[08:19] ---
    No, I don't.
[08:21] ---
    Don't you feel a bit of a chill?
[08:23] ---
    Maybe on your lower half?
[08:24] ---
    Why do you ask?
[08:25] ---
    Um, I mean, your legs are exposed and
[08:29] ---
    I was wondering if your lower half felt a little strange?
[08:32] ---
    What?
[08:33] ---
    What are you on about, Kijima?
    All of a sudden you're all "lower half, lower half..."
[08:38] ---
    What's with the weird
    fixation on my lower half?
[08:43] ---
    This guy...
[08:45] ---
    He can't get the feeling of
    my thighs out of his head
[08:46] ---
    This is a good job...
    He can't get the feeling of my thighs out of his head
[08:47] ---
    so he's asserting that he wants
    to be caught between them again?!
[08:50] ---
    What the hell is wrong with him!
[08:52] ---
    I'm going to protect my lower half!
[08:54] ---
    Horie, you really shouldn't do that.
[08:56] ---
    H-Huh?
[08:57] ---
    Your lower half... is making
    me very uncomfortable.
[09:00] ---
    What a creep!
[09:02] ---
    So you've finally showed his true colors!
[09:04] ---
    You really are just after
    my body, aren't you?!
[09:06] ---
    I can't stand to be with people like you!
[09:08] ---
    I'm going back alone so don't follow me!
[09:11] ---
    You can't do that!
[09:12] ---
    Why not?!
[09:13] ---
    Because... there are other people there...
[09:16] ---
    I want to go to a bright place
    where there are other people!
[09:20] ---
    Bye!
[09:21] ---
    I said wait!
[09:24] ---
    I won't let you go! Stay here!
[09:28] ---
    He took his shirt off!
[09:30] ---
    Will he tie me up? Will
    he use that shirt? On me?!
[09:33] ---
    He didn't want to just touch my thighs?!
[09:35] ---
    He's got me!
[09:37] ---
    I'm going to be tied up
    and he'll see everything!
[09:42] ---
    I'm not prepared for that!
[09:44] ---
    D-Don't-!
[09:51] ---
    A-Are you okay? Uh... Sorry.
    Th-That was a desperate move...
[09:59] ---
    But I should have known better
    than to do this with just the two of us...
[10:04] ---
    I know what you want, so...
    At the very least please be gentle.
[10:12] ---
    I'm sorry, Horie.
[10:14] ---
    I was trying to be kind to you in my own way.
[10:18] ---
    I consider you a very important
    person to me, Horie.
[10:22] ---
    Please believe that.
[10:31] ---
    That's right.
[10:32] ---
    Kijima doesn't have to tell me,
    he's always just been kind to me.
[10:49] ---
    What... is this...about?
[10:52] ---
    Uh... err...
[10:55] ---
    I could see your panties!
[11:01] ---
    Horie?!
[12:06] ---
    I'm going to tell him off!
    A superior beauty!
[12:07] ---
    Ao does not like Takumi!
[12:07] ---
    A 3P... A 3P...
    Ao does not like Takumi!
[12:08] ---
    A 3P... A 3P...
[12:10] ---
    Next time: Miyabi-chan Can't Be Beaten
[12:12] ---
    Next Time
    Miyabi-chan Can't Be Beaten
[12:13] ---
    A threesome?!

E4 - Miyabi-chan Can't Be Beaten

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[00:04] ---
    A-O-face!
[00:05] ---
    That means something dirty!
[00:07] ---
    My mom said not to play with Ao-chan!
[00:10] ---
    I don't like that name!
    Why do bad things always happen to me?
[00:15] ---
    Ao-chan.
[00:17] ---
    Ao-chan, are you dirty just like your name?
[00:21] ---
    Huh?
[01:23] ---
    Miyabi-chan Can't Be Beaten
[01:26] ---
    I feel like I've had that dream before.
[01:29] ---
    Ao! Morning!
[01:31] ---
    Dad, knock.
[01:33] ---
    More importantly, open this up!
[01:34] ---
    Miss Ao Horie
[01:36] ---
    Why is it so garish?
[01:38] ---
    A picture?
[01:41] ---
    It wasn't me! I didn't do this!
[01:43] ---
    Good morning! Give this to your daughter, 'kay?
    The culprit is that girl in the picture!
[01:46] ---
    If she brought it herself
    then it must be real...
[01:48] ---
    What kind of person was she?
[01:50] ---
    She greatly resembles the cover of my novel
    "The Insatiable Beauty Miuu."
SIGN    The Insatiable Beauty Miuu Hanasaki Horie
[01:54] ---
    Whoa! I just got a weird mental image!
[01:58] ---
    That Kijima was out having fun
    with an Insatiable Beauty, was he?!
[02:02] ---
    If he already has someone,
    why is he still making moves on me?
[02:06] ---
    Kijima wouldn't want...
[02:07] ---
    A-A threesome? Does he want a threesome?
[02:08] ---
    A threesome... a threesome.
    A-A threesome? Does he want a threesome?
[02:11] ---
    He's trash! Trash-umi Kijima!
[02:13] ---
    B-But, how would you even
    do something like that?
[02:16] ---
    In any case, I'm going to
    confront him with this evidence!
[02:19] ---
    And then I'll tell him off!
[02:25] ---
    D-Damn it!
[02:27] ---
    Great job, Kijima!
[02:30] ---
    Having an athletic boyfriend
    sure is great, huh?
[02:32] ---
    N-No! He's not my boyfriend!
[02:35] ---
    What? Really?
[02:37] ---
    What's up?
[02:39] ---
    We were just asking if you
    and Horie were dating.
[02:41] ---
    We are not dating!
[02:43] ---
    Well, uh... I guess we're not dating.
[02:46] ---
    Kijima doesn't have a girlfriend.
[02:48] ---
    He went to a mixer
    with the members of the club the other day!
[02:54] ---
    H-Hey, Senpai!
[02:56] ---
    Huh? What is it? You brought
    a gal home, didn't you?
[03:01] ---
    Shut up, already!
[03:02] ---
    Horie, what he just said is-
[03:05] ---
    Kijima...confirmed...trash.
[03:09] ---
    I'm leaving. From now on,
    do not speak a word to me.
[03:12] ---
    H-Horie!
[03:14] ---
    Hey now, practice isn't over yet!
[03:18] ---
    Let me go! Horie!
    Farewell, Trash-umi Kijima!
[03:21] ---
    And welcome back, daily study!
[03:28] ---
    Sugar is excellent for a studious brain.
[03:31] ---
    I can grasp a lot more now!
[03:34] ---
    Oh yeah, the picture. I'll get rid of it.
[03:40] ---
    Don't do that. It's such a good shot.
[03:44] ---
    It's her...
[03:46] ---
    The Insatiable Beauty!
[03:47] ---
    Who are you calling "insatiable?!"
[03:50] ---
    Still an idiot, aren't you,
[03:52] ---
    O-face Ao-chan?
[03:55] ---
    Ao-chan!
[03:57] ---
    Mi... Miyabi...
[03:59] ---
    Miyabi Takaoka?
[04:01] ---
    That's me.
[04:02] ---
    But I didn't come to
    reminisce about old times.
[04:06] ---
    I didn't realize that was you, Miyabi.
[04:09] ---
    I got cute, right?
[04:10] ---
    Yes. But those fake lashes
    are weighing your eyes down...
[04:15] ---
    You know, you've always been so incompetent!
[04:18] ---
    I'b shorry!
[04:21] ---
    I guess what Takumi said is true then, eh?
[04:24] ---
    Huh? Takumi, as in... Kijima? What's true?
[04:28] ---
    At the mixer, he said that he likes you.
[04:31] ---
    Huh?!
[04:32] ---
    I fell for how he bothered to come
    to the mixer
[04:34] ---
    but was still so incredibly honest about it!
[04:36] ---
    And when I pressed him for more,
    he said he confessed but you two aren't dating.
[04:39] ---
    I can go ahead and take him, right?
[04:42] ---
    M-Miyabi, is this what you do to guys
    that are interested in someone else?
[04:46] ---
    I guess I don't really care if they are.
[04:49] ---
    More importantly,
[04:51] ---
    girls that get confessed to by good guys
    and then get cocky about it piss me off.
[05:05] ---
    Listen, Horie.
[05:07] ---
    I was forced into that mixer by my senpai,
    and seriously, nothing happened!
[05:10] ---
    It's fine.
[05:12] ---
    It's not like we're dating, and you
    have the right to make your own choices... I mean,
[05:18] ---
    you're just toying with me, right?
[05:21] ---
    Wow. That was an awful way
    to put it. Is that really me?
[05:29] ---
    Got it. I won't call you or talk
    to you at school for the time being.
[05:35] ---
    But I'm kinda...sad about that.
[05:43] ---
    It isn't my fault.
[05:46] ---
    But, now I want to apologize.
[05:58] ---
    Kijima really has stopped talking to me.
[06:04] ---
    Kijima!
[06:10] ---
    It's none of my business.
[06:18] ---
    He agreed to something.
[06:19] ---
    But, it's none of my business.
[06:20] ---
    Did she confess to him?
[06:21] ---
    No, it's none of my business.
[06:22] ---
    Does that mean he said okay, though?
[06:24] ---
    Nope, none of my business!
[06:25] ---
    Are they already madly in love?!
[06:26] ---
    It's none of my business!
[06:30] ---
    Ao! Ao!
[06:31] ---
    My dinner is just rice!
[06:33] ---
    Oh...
[06:35] ---
    Here, have some seasoning.
[06:37] ---
    I earn so much money, and yet...
[06:40] ---
    Oh, but the texture's nice...
    Cute and crunchy, too!
[06:42] ---
    Dad.
[06:44] ---
    When do guys start to lose
    interest in the girl they like?
[06:48] ---
    When they doubt their own feelings.
[06:52] ---
    They understand when a woman asks
    things like "Do you love me?
[06:55] ---
    Why? What do you love?"
[06:58] ---
    However, men are disheartened
    when women won't believe them.
[07:05] ---
    That, or they find a cute girl
    who accepts after giving it one shot.
[07:10] ---
    That has to be it!
[07:17] ---
    Can we go home? I'd like to study.
[07:19] ---
    No we can't. You promised me a date.
[07:23] ---
    We were supposed to go
    purchase a reference book, not go on a date.
SIGN    For Young Ladies THE BAR Hori Floral
[07:27] ---
    Okay, here's a reference
    book on being popular.
[07:29] ---
    It's me, posing as a female writer.
[07:32] ---
    Y-You fraud!
[07:33] ---
    What do you mean?!
[07:36] ---
    W-What?
[07:38] ---
    I'm hungry!
[07:40] ---
    See? Doesn't it look fun?
[07:43] ---
    It's my first time here.
[07:44] ---
    Let's go in. 'Kay?
[07:48] ---
    Hm... Plus ten points.
[07:51] ---
    What's wrong? Aren't you going
    to eat any deep-fried gyoza?
[07:54] ---
    Minus twenty points.
[08:00] ---
    My first-ever date is going so smoothly
    and it's all thanks to this book!
[08:05] ---
    I won't be beaten by that A-O-face!
[08:07] ---
    She's so privileged, but all she does is cry!
[08:09] ---
    It's really infuriating!
[08:10] ---
    Thanks for waiting.
[08:11] ---
    No problem!
[08:13] ---
    Bring him to
    a dark place!
[08:13] ---
    There's somewhere I wanna go!
[08:22] ---
    Where did Dad go?
[08:24] ---
    It's dark and I'm scared and I can't walk...
[08:34] ---
    Are you alright?
[08:36] ---
    Should I call the staff?
[08:37] ---
    I-It's so creepy...
[08:39] ---
    I think we're almost at the
    exit so I'll walk you there.
[08:44] ---
    If only Kijima were this thoughtful...
[08:49] ---
    She seems like a timid girl.
[08:52] ---
    Uh, do you hate haunted houses?
[08:56] ---
    Yes. But my companion
    seemed like he wanted to come in here.
[08:59] ---
    What about you?
[09:00] ---
    I'm by myself. I got separated
    from my companion too.
[09:04] ---
    Huh? Is that okay?
[09:07] ---
    Yeah. It was like she
    was fine with anyone as
[09:09] ---
    long as she came to the amusement park.
[09:12] ---
    Thank you, here is fine.
[09:14] ---
    Huh?
[09:15] ---
    Please go to your girlfriend now.
[09:18] ---
    Perhaps your girlfriend wanted to come
    in here with you, and not just anyone.
[09:28] ---
    Yeah, this is Monster
    E, from around the exit.
[09:32] ---
    The couple is doing well and aren't moving.
[09:34] ---
    Alright. I'll set it off soon.
[09:38] ---
    That might be true.
[09:40] ---
    After all, you're a kindhearte-
[09:49] ---
    Takumi! I'm over here! I'm scared!
[09:54] ---
    Please, go to her.
[09:57] ---
    Er, this is just-
[09:59] ---
    Ao, are you still in there? I'm outside.
[10:03] ---
    Wh-What? So you're with
    a man. That's surprising.
[10:08] ---
    No, that's normal.
[10:12] ---
    Not doing too bad then, huh?
[10:13] ---
    No, the one "doing it" here is you.
[10:17] ---
    You're one to talk.
[10:26] ---
    Those two are gonna break up.
[10:30] ---
    That was super scary!
[10:33] ---
    It's too bad we got separated.
[10:35] ---
    I hope we can be together next time.
[10:38] ---
    This time for sure,
[10:39] ---
    I'll bring him to a hotel
    and get a real picture instead of a shopped one!
[10:43] ---
    I'm nervous. Professor
    Floral, please cheer me on!
[10:49] ---
    Takumi, is it going okay
    with the girl you like?
[10:53] ---
    No, not really. I don't know anymore.
[10:56] ---
    Woo-hoo!
[10:58] ---
    Oh, I see...
[10:59] ---
    I thought she'd surely be a
    good person if you like her.
[11:03] ---
    I'd say she's more of a self-centered person.
[11:07] ---
    Yeah, yeah, totally true!
    And she cries so easily!
[11:10] ---
    And she gets violent sometimes.
[11:12] ---
    Ugh, she's insufferable!
[11:14] ---
    A girl like that must give
    you grief, huh, Takumi?
[11:17] ---
    Nah, it doesn't bother me.
[11:19] ---
    Tch.
[11:19] ---
    What bothers me is that...
[11:22] ---
    I don't know if she likes me or not.
[11:28] ---
    Hurry up, Dad! I lost sight of them!
[11:31] ---
    Ao, who have you been looking
    for this whole time?
[11:34] ---
    U-Um, it's just someone
    that I know from class...
[11:38] ---
    Ao does not like you, Takumi!
[11:41] ---
    She's just cocky because you're
    waiting for her answer.
[11:44] ---
    She's being yearned after!
[11:47] ---
    She just likes how you make her feel!
[11:57] ---
    My emotions are clear, though.
[12:05] ---
    What a refreshing morning!
[12:05] ---
    But ma'am, I-
    What a refreshing morning!
[12:06] ---
    Horie's body was... really beautiful.
    Go ahead and laugh all you want.
[12:07] ---
    Did they grope each other clean?!
[12:09] ---
    Next time: Ao-chan Can't Lead Virgins
[12:10] ---
    Next time
    Ao-chan Can't Lead Virgins
[12:12] ---
    Go fix that limp dick, Takumi!

E5 - Ao-chan Can't Lead Virgins

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[00:05] ---
    My emotions are clear, though.
[00:20] ---
    They went in!
[00:22] ---
    Looks like she got him in the groin.
[01:25] ---
    Ao-chan Can't Lead Virgins
[01:26] ---
    Five, four, three, two, one...
[01:30] ---
    Zero.
[01:32] ---
    It's past their checkout time...
[01:34] ---
    Are they seriously staying the night?
    I don't know what to think anymore!
[01:39] ---
    I knew that those two were doing it,
[01:43] ---
    but seeing it happen right
    in front of my eyes...
[01:46] ---
    My mind has gone completely blank.
[01:49] ---
    I have to keep my cool and think about this.
[01:51] ---
    I wonder if they'll take a
    bath before they do it...
[01:57] ---
    Did they grope each other clean?!
[02:00] ---
    Kijima's a horny bastard!
    Looking forward to it, huh?!
[02:03] ---
    Trash! Despicable!
[02:05] ---
    And in the bath, I'm sure the bubbles were
    all frothy like this and their bodies got...
[02:15] ---
    Kijima's an idi...
[02:21] ---
    Ao-chan...
[02:24] ---
    Are you dirty like your name?
[02:26] ---
    No. It's only my father's
    profession that's dirty.
[02:30] ---
    I'm different.
[02:31] ---
    You don't think about that stuff at all?
[02:33] ---
    No, I don't.
[02:36] ---
    Even with someone you like?
[02:42] ---
    Huh? Kijima?
[02:45] ---
    Why is he making that face?
[02:49] ---
    But...looks a little happy.
[03:01] ---
    These sheets feel nice against my hot skin.
[03:04] ---
    I just want to sleep like this.
[03:07] ---
    Otherwise,
[03:09] ---
    this situation is going to kill me!
[03:12] ---
    Why is he here?!
    Wasn't he spending time at the hotel with Miyabi?
[03:16] ---
    Why is he in my room?!
[03:17] ---
    Stop looking around!
[03:19] ---
    Horie's body was beautiful.
[03:24] ---
    Kijima felt compelled to acknowledge that.
[03:28] ---
    Her supple form cloaked in
    the sweet post-bath perfume, Kijima-
[03:34] ---
    Kijima had just showed up to visit,
    so he carried you here for me.
[03:38] ---
    She sure was heavy, huh, Kijima?
[03:40] ---
    No...
[03:41] ---
    Dad!
[03:42] ---
    Well, Ao, you do weigh 9-
[03:46] ---
    Good grief...
[03:49] ---
    What?
[03:50] ---
    I'm nervous.
[03:51] ---
    Nervous?
[03:53] ---
    Aren't you used to being
    in girls' rooms by now?
[03:55] ---
    Huh? I'm not used to that!
[03:58] ---
    What, you don't believe me?!
[04:00] ---
    Of course I don't. You're a normie after all.
[04:03] ---
    Excuse me?
[04:04] ---
    You're judging me
    based on such flimsy reasoning, Horie?
[04:08] ---
    It isn't flimsy.
[04:09] ---
    I observed things in a calm
    manner, as I always do.
[04:12] ---
    Well, Horie, you're not very calm right now.
[04:14] ---
    I've been careful not to say anything, but...
[04:19] ---
    I saw you.
[04:20] ---
    You and Miyabi kissed and
    then went into a hotel!
[04:23] ---
    That was-
[04:24] ---
    I'm not criticizing you for it,
[04:25] ---
    but can I really believe that type of guy
    has never been in a girl's room before?
[04:29] ---
    Anyone who believes that is quite the idiot!
[04:31] ---
    I've thought this from the beginning,
    but you and I are incompatible in many ways,
[04:35] ---
    including our behavior and our minds!
[04:38] ---
    Ao does not like you, Takumi!
[04:49] ---
    I'm begging you, please listen to me.
[04:54] ---
    No high schoolers allowed!
[04:56] ---
    Tch!
[04:57] ---
    Er, I'll walk you to the station.
[05:00] ---
    Don't bother!
[05:03] ---
    Uh...
[05:04] ---
    By the way, Takaoka, are
    you friends with Horie?
[05:10] ---
    Go fix that limp dick, Takumi!
[05:12] ---
    What?!
    Go fix that limp dick, Takumi!
[05:14] ---
    That's all.
[05:15] ---
    What about... the kiss?
[05:17] ---
    I stopped her like this.
[05:18] ---
    That was so cruel to Miyabi!
[05:20] ---
    What?!
[05:21] ---
    I'd lash out in that situation, too!
[05:23] ---
    I can't really help it....
[05:26] ---
    I only want to do that
    with the person I like.
[05:29] ---
    B-Besides, I bet you say
    that to all the girls.
[05:32] ---
    I don't!
[05:33] ---
    Th-Then you're saying it
    to me because I seem easy.
[05:36] ---
    No, I'm not!
[05:37] ---
    For that matter, I don't even know
    what it means for someone to be "easy" or not!
[05:41] ---
    I don't know either!
[05:42] ---
    The thing is....
[05:43] ---
    I'M A...
[05:44] ---
    VIRGIN!
[05:54] ---
    Sorry! I'm leaving!
[05:56] ---
    Thank you for having me!
[06:03] ---
    Ao, your facial features are askew.
[06:09] ---
    I feel so refreshed this morning!
[06:10] ---
    It's been so long since I've felt this nice!
[06:13] ---
    This is the beginning of
    an enjoyable school day!
[06:16] ---
    My daughter's gone insane from shock!
[06:24] ---
    Hey, morning Kijima.
[06:25] ---
    Morning!
[06:26] ---
    Hey, mor-
[06:28] ---
    ning...
[06:30] ---
    Kijima's avoiding me.
[06:33] ---
    I get it. The situation calls for that.
[06:35] ---
    It's embarrassing to be exposed as a virgin.
[06:38] ---
    God of Erotica
    Champion of Erotic Info
[06:39] ---
    In that respect, since I have my father's knowledge
    on my side, I have the advantage over Kijima!
[06:39] ---
    Erotica...
    In that respect, since I have my father's knowledge
    on my side, I have the advantage over Kijima!
[06:41] ---
    In that respect, since I have my father's knowledge
    on my side, I have the advantage over Kijima!
[06:45] ---
    Horie.
[06:47] ---
    Horie, you're good at English, right?
[06:50] ---
    Will you help Kijima out?
[06:51] ---
    Hey, Uehara?!
[06:53] ---
    Well, you're avoiding her today,
    so I thought I'd help you out!
[06:57] ---
    Sure.
[06:57] ---
    Oh? This is unusual.
[06:59] ---
    Ah, well, I was rude to Kijima,
    so that will be my apology.
[07:04] ---
    After all, one must be kind to virgins.
[07:07] ---
    Ask me anything you'd like.
[07:16] ---
    Goodness, Kijima, calm down.
[07:19] ---
    I can't believe I can
    talk to Kijima so easily.
[07:22] ---
    Horie.
[07:23] ---
    Hm?
[07:23] ---
    "I think about you all the time."
[07:30] ---
    What does that mean?
[07:32] ---
    What's that?!
[07:34] ---
    Dandy Hori's
    Manly English Conversation
    Super easy!!
[07:34] ---
    Just how many stints does that old man have?!
[07:38] ---
    You're still too inexperienced for that one.
[07:40] ---
    Am I? But this book's pretty
    popular amongst my friends.
[07:43] ---
    This book is no good!
    They're just making fun of your discipline!
[07:47] ---
    I'm not all that disciplined, though...
[07:50] ---
    That isn't true!
[07:51] ---
    I mean, you're a virgin!
[07:54] ---
    Uh, Horie. About what happened-
[07:56] ---
    It's alright! I already know what you mean.
[07:59] ---
    I have to refuse once he asks me to teach him
[08:01] ---
    about the relations between men and women.
[08:03] ---
    I can't do that, little Virgin!
[08:05] ---
    B-But ma'am, I... I-
[08:10] ---
    Shall we study now?
[08:13] ---
    Your mind will be at ease if
    you wait until you're ready!
[08:18] ---
    Thanks for your help today.
[08:20] ---
    You're gonna get into a good university, huh?
[08:22] ---
    I'm going to a national one.
[08:23] ---
    What?! Were you already accepted?
[08:25] ---
    No, I just know that I'm going.
[08:28] ---
    It feels more likely to happen
[08:30] ---
    if I say something
    decisive like "I'm going" instead of "I want to go."
[08:34] ---
    Wh-What?!
[08:35] ---
    You're smart, but you have
    such a childlike way of thinking.
[08:38] ---
    Grr. He's making fun of me,
    even though he's a virgin.
[08:41] ---
    But I like that about you.
[08:52] ---
    He's popular, so why is he still a virgin?
[08:56] ---
    He only wants to kiss someone he likes...
[08:59] ---
    I wonder if that makes me his first love.
[09:03] ---
    Are you sure... you want me as your first?
[09:08] ---
    Why?
[09:09] ---
    Forget I asked that!
[09:10] ---
    Why would you ask me something like that?
[09:12] ---
    You should listen to what I say!
[09:13] ---
    I, I mean, well... You're a virgin, Kijima.
[09:17] ---
    Don't you feel anxious?
[09:19] ---
    I need to slow this back down!
[09:21] ---
    It's just that it's all a no-brainer for me!
[09:24] ---
    What does that mean?
[09:28] ---
    Why is it a no-brainer for you?
[09:30] ---
    Wh-What do you mean why?
[09:33] ---
    Huh? Is he mad?
[09:38] ---
    Don't tell me... it's all routine for you?
[09:44] ---
    It's not... It would be my
    first time for everything.
[09:50] ---
    Kijima, you're scaring me!
[09:52] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[09:59] ---
    I made her cry...
[10:01] ---
    But doing all that because
    I'm a virgin is so condescending.
[10:04] ---
    I could be a womanizer
    if I wanted to, though...
[10:12] ---
    This is the perfect place for when I'm down.
[10:14] ---
    It always helps soothe my pain.
[10:17] ---
    Miyabi!
[10:20] ---
    Everyone's telling me that I'm dirty!
[10:24] ---
    So what? Just let them say it!
[10:29] ---
    No, not now! This time is only for relaxing!
[10:33] ---
    Miyabi!
[10:36] ---
    Wh-what the hell do you
    want? Why are you here?!
[10:38] ---
    I saw you from outside.
[10:40] ---
    Oh, I get it. You heard
    from Takumi, didn't you?
[10:43] ---
    Hilarious, right? I brought him
    to the hotel and nothing even happened.
[10:48] ---
    Laugh at me all you want.
[10:50] ---
    Miyabi!
[10:54] ---
    I'm so glad you escaped unharmed!
[10:55] ---
    Why?!
[10:56] ---
    It's scary! Normies don't respect virginity!
[10:59] ---
    They'll have you against a wall in no time!
[11:01] ---
    Get away from me!
[12:05] ---
    Is this a den for depravity?!
[12:06] ---
    How much is it?!
[12:07] ---
    A boob festival?
[12:07] ---
    Sir?!
    A boob festival?
[12:09] ---
    Next time: Kijima-kun Can't Wait Any Longer
[12:10] ---
    Next time
    Kijima Can't Wait Any Longer
[12:11] ---
    Getting familiar is the
    starting point for sex.

E6 - Kijima Can't Wait Any Longer

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[00:03] ---
    Don't tell me, it's all routine for you?
[00:09] ---
    It's not... It's all my first time...
[00:14] ---
    Kijima knows my shortcomings!
[00:18] ---
    Master! Master!
[00:24] ---
    Dad! Dad!
[00:26] ---
    That won't help you come up with any ideas,
    and it won't extend your deadline!
[00:30] ---
    Yabe is waiting for your manuscript!
[00:32] ---
    Geez!
[00:34] ---
    Ao. Don't worry about me.
[00:36] ---
    But Yabe, you've been waiting
    for so many days now.
[00:40] ---
    Surely, after he's stood under
    his private waterfall...
[00:44] ---
    he will give birth to
    an absolute masterpiece!
[00:47] ---
    An absolute masterpiece...
[00:51] ---
    All I can do here...
[00:58] ---
    is wait.
[00:59] ---
    Yabe!
[01:00] ---
    You're not actually drinking that at all!
[01:02] ---
    Get some rest!
[01:03] ---
    Since the master isn't
    resting, I can't either.
[01:06] ---
    As an editor, I am of one
    soul with the writer.
[01:09] ---
    That would make my dad a murderer,
    for the crime of killing his editor!
[01:13] ---
    And he'd lose his serialization! Rest!
[01:17] ---
    Then will you accompany
    me for a little while?
[01:19] ---
    Huh?
[02:22] ---
    Kijima-kun Can't Wait Any Longer
[02:24] ---
    The venue for the Meat
    Fest is right this way!
[02:27] ---
    Beef, pork, chicken, mutton,
    bear, venison, we've got it all!
[02:31] ---
    We've got stage events, too!
[02:33] ---
    Come check it all out!
[02:36] ---
    Huh? A boob festival?
[02:37] ---
    The master expressed interest in this,
    so I'm compiling data.
[02:41] ---
    Here ya go!
    Boobs....
[02:43] ---
    Cheers!
    Alcohol...
[02:45] ---
    Meat...
[02:46] ---
    Be careful, 'kay?
    Desires of the flesh...
[02:48] ---
    Brazen exultations, dancing
    with wanton abandon...
[02:52] ---
    Is this a den for depravity?!
[02:54] ---
    Precisely.
[02:55] ---
    Desire for flesh is connected
    to sexual appetite.
[02:57] ---
    The master has caught on to that fact.
[03:01] ---
    Desires for flesh are sexual appetite?!
[03:03] ---
    Th-That does sound like my father...
[03:05] ---
    This place is dangerous. Stay close to me.
[03:08] ---
    Huh?
[03:09] ---
    If you get caught in the muddy waters
    of the desires of the flesh,
[03:12] ---
    there will be no escape.
[03:14] ---
    You'll be swept away before you know it.
[03:16] ---
    O-Okay.
[03:22] ---
    This place reeks of normies. It's scary...
[03:27] ---
    Now that I think of it, I
    haven't eaten lunch yet.
[03:34] ---
    Yabe, do want to eat something?
[03:35] ---
    Huh?
[03:36] ---
    What? Who're you?
[03:42] ---
    I'm scared, and hungry!
[03:46] ---
    What, Ao?
[03:49] ---
    What are you doing?
    This doesn't seem like a place you'd enjoy.
[03:53] ---
    Miyabi?!
[03:56] ---
    Ooh! You're cuter than
    those other girls I saw.
[03:59] ---
    What were you looking at?
    Don't say that about my boobs.
[04:02] ---
    Tha' washn bouchurr boobsh.
[04:03] ---
    Don't lie.
[04:05] ---
    I'b showwy...
[04:07] ---
    What about you, Miyabi?
    Why are you dressed like that here?
[04:10] ---
    Isn't it obvious? I'm working. I need money.
[04:13] ---
    Oh...
[04:15] ---
    I don't need your pity,
    you freakin' rich girl!
[04:18] ---
    I-I'b showwy...
    I don't need your pity, you freakin' rich girl!
[04:20] ---
    I'm working this job because-
[04:22] ---
    Miyabi!
[04:24] ---
    Can I do an inventory check?
[04:26] ---
    Sure, Takumi!
[04:28] ---
    Huh? It's Horie.
[04:30] ---
    What's up?
[04:32] ---
    Did he just call her "Miyabi?"
[04:34] ---
    We came here because of our job!
[04:36] ---
    But on our next day off
    we'll come here to hang out, right?
[04:39] ---
    The two of them? The two
    of them will hang out?
[04:42] ---
    They'll be together in a den of depravity?
[04:46] ---
    Ao.
[04:48] ---
    If you feel faint, you may lean against me.
[04:53] ---
    He's a major babe! Who is he? Who?
[04:55] ---
    Huh?!
[04:58] ---
    This is my father's managing editor.
[05:01] ---
    Pleasure to meet you.
    I oversaw the works "Promiscuous Lament,"
[05:04] ---
    and "100 Words of Significance in Bed."
[05:06] ---
    Huh?! What are those book titles?!
[05:10] ---
    What do I do? Kijima's gonna
    find out my dad's job!
[05:14] ---
    Um...
[05:16] ---
    I'm a younger university
    colleague of Ao's father.
[05:18] ---
    My name is Soichiro Yabe.
[05:22] ---
    "Ao"?
[05:25] ---
    A-As just a younger
    colleague of her father...
[05:28] ---
    aren't you a little close to his daughter?
[05:31] ---
    I don't know what the norm
    for such relationships is,
[05:34] ---
    but I suppose we are closer
    than mere classmates would be.
[05:36] ---
    I-I'm pretty close to Horie myself, you know!
[05:41] ---
    What?
[05:42] ---
    S-So we're close. I guess
    we can say that now.
[05:46] ---
    I've been a guest of her
    household hundreds of times,
[05:49] ---
    but I do not recall your existence coming up
    as a topic of conversation, not even once.
[05:54] ---
    I am-
[05:55] ---
    Takumi. We're gonna get in trouble
    if we don't get back to work soon.
[05:59] ---
    Alright you two, have fun together!
[06:02] ---
    Hey, wai- no-
[06:05] ---
    A prime example of a normie couple.
[06:07] ---
    They no doubt indulge deeply in their lust.
[06:10] ---
    Those two are not dating!
[06:12] ---
    Oh? Even though they call
    each other by their first names?
[06:16] ---
    Getting familiar is the
    starting point for sex.
[06:20] ---
    On top of that, there is meat.
[06:21] ---
    When a couple starts grilling meat together,
[06:23] ---
    their lust is at a level where they feel
    no shame and can do it anywhere.
[06:27] ---
    Here's some short ribs...
[06:28] ---
    Ah, the top grade ones...
[06:30] ---
    Y-Yabe...
[06:32] ---
    What it is?
[06:33] ---
    Let's just compile that data.
[06:35] ---
    Oh, that's right.
[06:41] ---
    Wha..? Hey, Kijima! It's
    burning! It's burning!
[06:45] ---
    Sorry, Mr. Takaoka!
[06:48] ---
    Don't worry about it, Takumi.
[06:50] ---
    Mr. Takaoka's a little scary.
[06:52] ---
    Well, I was spacing out, though.
[06:54] ---
    Oh? Takumi, that's so admirable!
[06:58] ---
    I got him to call me by
    my first name since I have
[07:00] ---
    the same last name as the
    shop owner, and yet...
[07:02] ---
    Wanna go somewhere on our break?
[07:04] ---
    This job pays well so I'm
    looking forward to it!
[07:07] ---
    Yeah.
[07:08] ---
    And I went to the trouble of
    getting into the same job as him, but still...
[07:11] ---
    That Yabe guy from earlier
    was super-hot, huh?
[07:14] ---
    But he was calling Ao by her
    first name and everything!
[07:23] ---
    One year, eight months, and
    nine days. Eighteen times.
[07:26] ---
    Three months and twenty
    days. Thirty-two times.
[07:29] ---
    Twelve days. One hundred and eight times.
[07:32] ---
    Just as I thought, couples that prefer
    short ribs tend to have a steamy relationship.
[07:36] ---
    The passion burns at a surprisingly
    hot degree with beef tongue, too.
[07:39] ---
    Pork cutlet is on the low side.
[07:41] ---
    Those two should not be dating.
[07:45] ---
    Takumi!
[07:48] ---
    Kijima is supposed to like me.
[07:51] ---
    I only want to do that
    with the person I like.
[07:54] ---
    But aren't they close for people
    that have nothing going on between them?
[07:58] ---
    Is that the distance that normies
    keep?! That's too close!
[07:58] ---
    Takumi!
    Is that the distance that normies keep?! That's too close!
[07:59] ---
    Miyabi!
    Is that the distance that normies keep?! That's too close!
[08:01] ---
    It doesn't matter. Since I hate my name,
    I don't want him to call me by it or anything...
[08:13] ---
    Takumi!
[08:17] ---
    Ao!
[08:20] ---
    Until You Say My Name
[08:24] ---
    See, it just doesn't feel right!
[08:27] ---
    It'll be just like a
    completely lame teen movie.
[08:31] ---
    And I don't want to be called
    by this name, either.
[08:36] ---
    What's so great about
    being close anyways? It's so superficial.
[08:40] ---
    Idiot.
[08:42] ---
    Takumi...
[08:46] ---
    What?
[08:49] ---
    Kijima?! Why're you here?
[08:51] ---
    I'm on break now, so I came to find you.
[08:54] ---
    He heard me say his name!
[08:56] ---
    Weren't you with Yabe?
[08:59] ---
    He's ignoring that?!
    So it's really no big deal for normies, is it?!
[09:03] ---
    We got separated again, I guess.
[09:05] ---
    Oh...
[09:06] ---
    That guy's pretty stunning, huh?
[09:08] ---
    Huh?
[09:09] ---
    I suppose. I've known him since
    I was young, so I'm not sure...
[09:14] ---
    Does he come to your house often?
[09:15] ---
    Yeah. He idolizes my father,
    and he also takes care of things for us.
[09:20] ---
    Idolizes him...
[09:22] ---
    And you get along with him yourself?
[09:24] ---
    I do. When I was studying for
    high school entrance exams, he tutored me.
[09:28] ---
    Huh?!
[09:29] ---
    What's with that question?
    Is this a parent-teacher conference?
[09:32] ---
    Is he smart enough that
    he can actually teach you?
[09:36] ---
    He said he went to Tokyo
    University, so maybe.
[09:39] ---
    Tokyo University... He can teach you, then.
[09:42] ---
    Ao! I've found you!
[09:44] ---
    Ah, oh no. I have to go.
[09:50] ---
    Kijima?
[09:52] ---
    Ao. Come here.
[09:55] ---
    Ao.
[09:59] ---
    Don't go, Ao!
[10:02] ---
    'Kay...
[10:04] ---
    Ao, we're leaving now.
[10:09] ---
    I'm not done speaking with her!
[10:11] ---
    What? What? What?!
[10:15] ---
    I'll be sure to come home later!
[10:20] ---
    Zero times.
[10:21] ---
    Still a child.
[10:30] ---
    Are you o-
[10:39] ---
    I've cooled off now.
[10:41] ---
    But still, you make my mind spin, Horie.
[10:45] ---
    I feel like I'm totally losing control.
[10:48] ---
    That's what I'm supposed to say!
[10:49] ---
    That-
[10:50] ---
    Maybe because I still don't know your answer.
[10:54] ---
    I can't wait any longer.
[11:03] ---
    I'll make you fall for me.
[12:05] ---
    Sexy!
[12:06] ---
    Isn't that nice?
[12:06] ---
    Lame
    Isn't that nice?
[12:07] ---
    Use this one instead!
[12:08] ---
    I can't bump into him there!
[12:10] ---
    Next time: Ao-chan Can Handle the Sea.
[12:11] ---
    Next time
    Ao-chan Can Handle the Sea
[12:13] ---
    Amazing boo-

E7 - Ao-chan Can Handle the Sea

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[00:02] ---
    I can't wait any longer.
[00:11] ---
    I'll make you fall for me.
[00:17] ---
    If I had just said okay at the time...
[00:25] ---
    National University
    Mock Exam
SIGN    Desired University First Choice Applicants Needs improvement Projected Result Hokkaido University Kyushuu University
[00:39] ---
    What? What happened?
    Horie passed out!
[00:47] ---
    There are so many things that I don't know
[00:50] ---
    "It's all nonsense when I try to understand"
[00:53] ---
    Your words are confusing
[00:56] ---
    And your charms bring me to wonderland
[01:01] ---
    When the chime rings I'll come see you
[01:07] ---
    Put me in a trance
[01:09] ---
    a-i-a-i-a
[01:12] ---
    The count starts with 100
[01:15] ---
    There's a limit for how
    close I can get to you
[01:18] ---
    (Ah Ah Ah)
[01:20] ---
    Can a genuinely clear and simple heart
[01:24] ---
    With a batting average of near-zero
[01:27] ---
    Hit a homerun straight
    into my youthful heart?!
[01:30] ---
    (Ah Ah Ah)
[01:32] ---
    Our truly difficult affair is a
[01:36] ---
    WONDER WONDER WONDERFUL WONDER
[01:43] ---
    Ao-chan Can Handle the Beach
[01:48] ---
    One summer day,
[01:51] ---
    I arrived at the beach,
    my heart swellling with expectation.
[01:56] ---
    Is that the hotel?
[01:59] ---
    It’s famous for hosting
    prominent school study groups!
[02:02] ---
    I kept my dad in a good mood,
[02:04] ---
    I made everything he liked,
    massaged his shoulders,
[02:05] ---
    struggled through a conflict
    with the phone reservation system,
[02:08] ---
    and finally got this spot!
[02:10] ---
    If I'm late I won't be
    able to enter the venue,
[02:12] ---
    so I arrived three hours early.
[02:14] ---
    I'll do some self-study in the meantime.
[02:17] ---
    My phone is already turned off.
[02:19] ---
    This is perfect!
[02:20] ---
    Horie! There you are!
[02:25] ---
    I was looking for you.
[02:28] ---
    Oh, are you surprised?
[02:30] ---
    When I called your house,
    I heard that you went to the beach.
[02:32] ---
    H-He's naked! His nipples
    are out! His bare nipples!
[02:32] ---
    I just got my paycheck,
    so I thought we could hang out together!
[02:37] ---
    Even though he's thin,
    his abs are so well-defined and sexy!
[02:40] ---
    And he's different from a male celebrity!
[02:42] ---
    It's like he's still young and inexperienced.
[02:45] ---
    U-Um, Horie?
[02:48] ---
    Is there something on me?
[02:50] ---
    Y-You're really close...
[02:51] ---
    Why are you exposing yourself to me?!
[02:53] ---
    You pervert! Deviant! Exhibitionist!
[02:55] ---
    But you came closer to look...
[02:57] ---
    This is normal at the beach.
[03:00] ---
    Anyways, Horie, If you have time, you and I-
[03:03] ---
    I have no time.
[03:04] ---
    Really?
[03:06] ---
    The study group at the hotel
    will start in three hours.
[03:10] ---
    I see...
[03:15] ---
    I can't.
SIGN    Desired University First Choice Applicants Needs improvement Projected Result Hokkaido University Kyushuu University
[03:16] ---
    I'm going to study today.
[03:19] ---
    C'mon, just give up and leave already...
[03:23] ---
    If you have three whole
    hours then go have fun!
[03:25] ---
    Why do you think you're too
    good to hang out with us?
[03:28] ---
    M-Miyabi, why are you here?
[03:32] ---
    I have a job at a beach hut.
[03:33] ---
    Even though I used advanced
    profiling to follow him,
[03:37] ---
    if you leave, then Takumi will leave too.
[03:42] ---
    Also Takumi's friend is annoying,
    so I want you to do something about it.
[03:45] ---
    Miyabi...right?
[03:47] ---
    You should tell me your number.
[03:49] ---
    What? Horie?
[03:51] ---
    Nice timing! Let's all hang out!
[03:53] ---
    That battle is already lost.
[03:53] ---
    Nice timing! Let's all hang out!
[03:54] ---
    What was that?
    We can totally do a double date now!
[03:56] ---
    I-I mean, I don't have a
    swimsuit or anything...
[03:56] ---
    Miyabi, when are you done working?
    C'mon, let's do a double date!
[03:59] ---
    I have some.
[03:59] ---
    I mean, you wanna do it too, right, Kijima?
[04:01] ---
    They're all in the beach hut.
[04:04] ---
    Wow! What an amazing selection.
[04:07] ---
    Right? Hurry up and pick.
[04:10] ---
    By the way, Miyabi, how did you all of a sudden
    get a swimsuit on and come to the...
[04:15] ---
    Should you really be asking that right now?
[04:17] ---
    I'd be wearing it anyways,
    so stop spouting nonsense and choose one.
[04:20] ---
    That's one thing I don't like about you.
[04:22] ---
    You've always been like this
    and it gets on my last nerve.
[04:25] ---
    I'b showwy...
[04:28] ---
    A plain swimsuit... a plain one...
[04:34] ---
    Oh, gross!
[04:36] ---
    You just really hate standing out, don't you?
[04:39] ---
    B-But if I don't choose a plain one,
[04:41] ---
    Well, don't you look nice?
[04:41] ---
    B-But if I don't choose a plain one,
[04:42] ---
    I'll get hit by the effects of
    the sea and nudity and the sun!
[04:44] ---
    Oh yeah!
[04:46] ---
    You're overly self-conscious!
[04:47] ---
    You're just hyper-aware
    because you have huge boobs.
[04:50] ---
    Attitude is also important for a woman.
[04:53] ---
    Actually being so moody is just a
    pain in the ass and not the slightest bit cute!
[05:00] ---
    You don't even need to worry about anything!
[05:01] ---
    You're busty so wear this!
[05:03] ---
    What?! The size seems kinda...
[05:05] ---
    That's the whole point! Quit your whining!
[05:09] ---
    O-Okay.
[05:13] ---
    Oh, looks like she's done changing.
[05:25] ---
    S-Sorry it took so long...
[05:28] ---
    Wow! Those boo-!
[05:33] ---
    Let's get in the water.
[05:36] ---
    Ah, okay.
[05:38] ---
    I guess Kijima won't say anything about it...
[05:45] ---
    Huh? Where's Uehara?
[05:47] ---
    He said he'd be with Takaoka.
[05:49] ---
    Oh, did he?
[05:53] ---
    Kijima, when you were working the other day,
[05:56] ---
    you called Miyabi by her
    first name, didn't you?
[05:59] ---
    That was because another person named
    Takaoka was working there.
[06:03] ---
    Did you think-
[06:04] ---
    It's not like I care, though!
[06:06] ---
    Aw. I almost got happy there for a second.
[06:09] ---
    That wasn't just me being
    cold, it's the truth.
[06:11] ---
    I'm not annoying, I'm not annoying...
[06:14] ---
    You know, Horie, if you ever
    do something just to please me,
[06:19] ---
    I might be so happy that I die on the spot.
[06:21] ---
    He says that like that day will never come.
[06:25] ---
    But today, I...
[06:27] ---
    Whaboumysuit?
[06:28] ---
    Huh?
[06:29] ---
    What about my swimsuit?
[06:31] ---
    The swimsuit... hmmmm....
[06:34] ---
    He said "Hmmm?!"
[06:36] ---
    Does it look bad on me?
    Huh? Does it fit weird?
[06:38] ---
    I knew it looked bad!
[06:41] ---
    Oh, no, sorry.
[06:43] ---
    By "Hmm..." I mean...
[06:48] ---
    "It's so cute I don't want
    other guys to see you."
[06:52] ---
    It's that sort of "Hmmm."
[06:55] ---
    If possible, I want you to
    wear something like this.
[06:57] ---
    What am I supposed to do about that now?!
[07:01] ---
    You're so silly, Kijima.
[07:03] ---
    Am I?
[07:07] ---
    Maybe I'll give in a little bit...
[07:13] ---
    No one can see
[07:16] ---
    the two of us over here... you know...
[07:22] ---
    Wow, those two are looking cozy!
[07:27] ---
    You alright with that, Miyabi?
[07:28] ---
    You're acting overly
    familiar and it bothers me.
[07:31] ---
    If you're giving up, then go out with me!
[07:33] ---
    Shaved ice is 1700 yen.
[07:35] ---
    What? That's pricey. It is huge, though.
[07:39] ---
    I'm not giving up.
[07:40] ---
    I'm waiting for my chance.
[07:43] ---
    And yet you still picked
    out that swimsuit for her.
[07:46] ---
    That was to mess with Ao!
[07:49] ---
    You're such a good girl, Miyabi!
[07:51] ---
    Don't be stupid!
[07:53] ---
    I've always been a bad girl.
[07:58] ---
    Wh-What was that?!
[08:01] ---
    That is so out of character for me!
[08:04] ---
    That was totally not cute at all!
[08:06] ---
    I really don't care about that!
[08:10] ---
    K-Kijima?!
[08:12] ---
    He's drowning!
[08:16] ---
    What's wrong, Horie?
[08:17] ---
    Why would you say that? Is it a cold?
    Did something happen?
[08:20] ---
    What?! You freakin' virgin!
[08:23] ---
    Is it so strange for me to say that?!
[08:26] ---
    I'm going home!
[08:28] ---
    W-Wait up!
[08:33] ---
    Sorry. I was so happy I
    thought I was dreaming.
[08:37] ---
    Huh?
[08:40] ---
    You're too damn cute.
[08:44] ---
    Huh? Is this going too
    far if we're not dating?
[08:47] ---
    B-But it's fine if Kijima's
    happy with it...right?
[08:51] ---
    Well, is this bad while
    we're in a place like this?
[08:55] ---
    Even if I'm glad that Kijima is happy...
    We're very close together!
[08:59] ---
    And our legs are touching!
[09:01] ---
    And we're making contact there, too!
[09:03] ---
    That's Kijima's lethal weapon!
[09:05] ---
    I'm surrounded by the
    sea, and I can't escape!
[09:07] ---
    And what's more, he can practically
    do whatever he wants, as much as he wants!
[09:12] ---
    Horie... Are you about...ready?
[09:17] ---
    Finally...
[09:18] ---
    At long last, he's going to do it!
[09:20] ---
    I don't think anyone can see us here.
[09:22] ---
    Um, but... Er...
[09:28] ---
    Okay! I'm already prepared for this!
[09:31] ---
    Here I go, Horie.
[09:34] ---
    Here it comes!
[09:37] ---
    Grab on tight!
[09:43] ---
    Kijima, what are you doing?
[09:47] ---
    Horie, it's almost time for
    your study group, right?
[09:50] ---
    You have to get out of the water.
[09:51] ---
    Man, I'm so glad I came here.
[09:55] ---
    Now I have a new memory for the summer!
[09:58] ---
    We made it!
[09:59] ---
    Thanks for hanging out with
    us before you went to study.
[10:02] ---
    I think there's a shower in the beach hut.
[10:10] ---
    Then let's...
[10:12] ---
    do it over there!
[10:14] ---
    Huh?! Wh-What are we doing?!
[10:17] ---
    What?
[10:19] ---
    What are we...?
[10:22] ---
    Wh-What, he can't, really be...
[10:25] ---
    I-It looks like I want to do it...
[10:27] ---
    N-Never mind!
[10:29] ---
    What's wrong?
[10:30] ---
    I said, never mind!
[10:32] ---
    They were getting along so well,
    but now they're fighting.
[10:35] ---
    Yeah. Then I guess there
    was no need for that...
[10:39] ---
    Did I do something wrong?
[10:41] ---
    Enough! I said never mind!
[10:44] ---
    But you're angry...
[10:46] ---
    Seriously, I told you that it's fine!
[10:55] ---
    There's my revenge.
[10:56] ---
    It's okay! I-I saw them but
    I'll forget that I did!
[10:58] ---
    So don't worry! I'll forget them!
[11:00] ---
    ABSENT
[11:01] ---
    I couldn't attend the
    study group due to shock.
[11:11] ---
    My mind is full and spilling over
[11:16] ---
    It's 120% occupied by you
[11:22] ---
    I hold fast to this pure and innocent feeling
[11:26] ---
    I want to throw it , I want to bare it all
[11:33] ---
    Before I realized it was love
[11:37] ---
    Every single thing about you drew me in
[11:43] ---
    I'm troubled because once
    again, just like that
[11:49] ---
    I unwittingly show you an honest smile
[11:57] ---
    Have you noticed?
[12:05] ---
    My precious eel!
[12:06] ---
    That smells good...
    My precious eel!
[12:07] ---
    Over here and over there...
    My precious eel!
[12:08] ---
    Horie!!
[12:08] ---
    Crunch, crunch, crunch!
    Horie!!
[12:09] ---
    Crunch, crunch, crunch!
[12:10] ---
    Next time, "Kijima-kun Lacks Stamina."
[12:11] ---
    Next time
    Kijima-kun Lacks Stamina
[12:13] ---
    Let's do this!

E8 - Kijima-kun Lacks Stamina

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[00:01] ---
    Hey, where to now?
[00:03] ---
    I dunno... Wanna head to our usual spot?
[00:07] ---
    Isn't that girl cute?
[00:11] ---
    Hey, girl! Got some time for us?
[00:17] ---
    A virility drink?
[00:22] ---
    Why did you go choose to leave then!
[00:25] ---
    Take it back! My study group
    was gonna start, but still!
[00:29] ---
    Grab on tight.
[00:33] ---
    Horie, it's almost time for
    your study group, right?
[00:35] ---
    You have to get out of the water.
[00:38] ---
    I'm so glad I came!
[00:49] ---
    Wakannai koto oosugi
[00:53] ---
    "Wakarou toshiteru jiten nonsense"
[00:55] ---
    Kimi no kotoba, muzukashii
[00:58] ---
    Kimi no miryoku mo wonderland
[01:03] ---
    Chime ga nattara ai ni yuku ne
[01:09] ---
    Muchuu ni sasete
[01:11] ---
    a-i-a-i-a
[01:14] ---
    Hyaku kara hajimaru count
[01:17] ---
    Kimi ni chikazukeru limit
[01:20] ---
    (Ah Ah Ah)
[01:22] ---
    Jitsu ni tanjunmeikai na kokoro
[01:26] ---
    Zero ni chikai daritsu de
[01:29] ---
    Seishun no uchi ni inukeru ka?!
[01:32] ---
    (Ah Ah Ah)
[01:34] ---
    Jitsu ni muzukashii bokura no kankei
[01:38] ---
    WONDER WONDER WONDERFUL WONDER
[01:45] ---
    Kijima-kun Lacks Stamina
SIGN    Times That the Two of Us Have Been Alone Up Until Now -We were alone in the nurse's office and my chest was exposed. That was a huge chance to just push me down! The school trip was the biggest chance he's had up until now, but- Reasons below are-friends were there..-virgin's...
[01:56] ---
    According to date, time, and situation at hand...
    and also the rise in body temperature...
[02:01] ---
    And the correlation between
    speech and expression...
[02:01] ---
    NATIONAL UNI
    OR BUST!
[02:06] ---
    Furthermore...
[02:07] ---
    I just don't get it!
[02:09] ---
    Why isn't he pitching a giant tent?!
[02:12] ---
    I was even making partial contact!
[02:14] ---
    I relaxed and just went with the flow,
    and my thinking got weird too!
[02:19] ---
    I don't think...
[02:22] ---
    Anyone can see us here.
[02:24] ---
    If I were a guy, I'd do it ten times!
[02:30] ---
    If it were me...
[02:37] ---
    Horie, wait!
[02:42] ---
    Help me study!
[02:45] ---
    No way.
[02:46] ---
    What? But why not?
[02:49] ---
    You're smart, aren't you, Horie?
[02:51] ---
    Then I'll help on the condition
    that you do what I say.
[02:54] ---
    Okay, got it!
[02:56] ---
    You'll do everything I say, right?
[02:58] ---
    Yeah, sure.
[03:05] ---
    I'll be gentle with you.
[03:07] ---
    O-Okay...
[03:09] ---
    No! Even if I want it,
    I won't do it! I have to study!
[03:16] ---
    It's from Kijima!
[03:18] ---
    The soccer club has a practice
    game the day after tomorrow.
[03:21] ---
    They said I'd be on the field for a little bit.
    It'd be great to see you there!
[03:25] ---
    H-He's interfering with my studies again!
[03:28] ---
    It's the same old Kijima.
[03:29] ---
    Whether it's love, leisure, or club
    activities, nothing tires him out.
[03:34] ---
    That's it!
[03:35] ---
    Due to exhaustion from his normal life,
    he can't get it up!
[03:39] ---
    I'll get rid of Kijima's exhaustion.
[03:40] ---
    Drastic measures need to be taken!
[03:42] ---
    When he feels better, he
    should stop underperforming.
[03:43] ---
    Energy
[03:46] ---
    Then, just as he's turned into a savage beast
    with his sex drive on full display,
[03:49] ---
    I'll immediately rebuff and reject!
[03:51] ---
    And then this agony will end.
[03:56] ---
    Ao Horie
[03:59] ---
    I got a reply from Horie!
[04:02] ---
    Well then, I will attend the game.
[04:05] ---
    I will come with a gift for you.
[04:07] ---
    Be sure to make room in your stomach, okay?
[04:12] ---
    Wow, that was a good response!
[04:15] ---
    Thanks! Can't wait!
[04:19] ---
    Alright!
[04:20] ---
    Libido Recipes
[04:20] ---
    Let's do this!
[04:29] ---
    Ao, food...
[04:32] ---
    Something thick, dark, and firm has got me!
[04:35] ---
    Dad, catch it!
[04:36] ---
    And it's slimy, too!
    That wild eel is very important!
[04:38] ---
    Ao, did you really get this eel for me?
[04:39] ---
    Is this evidence of your
    everlasting gratitude?!
[04:43] ---
    It is not.
[04:44] ---
    What?! Then this is what you get!
[04:45] ---
    Take flight!
[04:47] ---
    Whoa, hey!
[04:52] ---
    It's slimy!
[04:53] ---
    Serves you right!
[04:55] ---
    That's the Slippy-Slime Attack!
[04:57] ---
    WILD YAM
    CLAM TRUFFLESS
    OYSTER
    AVOCADO GARLIC
[04:58] ---
    And in this way,
[04:59] ---
    Ao went through great pains and efforts
    to gather every libido-boosting thing she could.
[05:02] ---
    NUTS
[05:07] ---
    Now I just have to prepare these!
[05:09] ---
    Ao.
[05:10] ---
    Yabe, good to see you.
[05:12] ---
    Can I trouble you for some coffee?
[05:13] ---
    Oh, sure, I'll put some on right now.
[05:15] ---
    You prefer a strong brew, right?
[05:17] ---
    Yes.
[05:18] ---
    I'm sorry my dad is so
    late on his manuscript.
[05:23] ---
    Ao! Not allowing me to eat
    this eel is inexcusable!
[05:27] ---
    She's just going to give
    it to Kijima, isn't she?
[05:30] ---
    Has my sweet little Ao finally graduated
    from being a daddy's girl?
[05:34] ---
    HORI-EDGE BRAND
    VIPER EDGE
    WITH STANDUP EXTRACT
[05:35] ---
    In that case, as her father,
    I must support her!
[05:37] ---
    This'll do it! The Hori-Edge
    Brand Standup Extract!
[05:41] ---
    Oh yeah! Boner, boner!
[05:43] ---
    Oh yeah! Boner, boner!
[05:46] ---
    One for me and one for you!
[05:48] ---
    Boner, boner!
[05:52] ---
    It seems I'll have to wait at your house again
    for the manuscript tomorrow.
[05:55] ---
    Right, I appreciate your patience.
[05:57] ---
    It'd be a waste to just sit around,
[05:59] ---
    so would you like me to look over your studies?
[06:01] ---
    Really?! If you give it a review,
    I may be able
[06:03] ---
    to make amends for my failing grades!
[06:06] ---
    Yes, I'll get them even
    higher than they were.
[06:08] ---
    That's so grea-
SIGN    I will come with a gift for you. Be sure to make room in your stomach, okay? Read Kijima Thanks! Can't wait!!
[06:10] ---
    Oh, but tomorrow is...
[06:17] ---
    What's important to me right now is...
[06:33] ---
    NATIONAL UNI OR BUST!
[06:34] ---
    Studying.
[06:43] ---
    In the end, I showed up.
[06:46] ---
    On top of that, his team lost the match.
[06:48] ---
    That was really unfortunate.
[06:50] ---
    Yeah, such a close game.
[06:52] ---
    And the star player from the opposite team
    didn't even make it on the field, huh?
[06:58] ---
    Horie, go comfort Kijima.
[07:00] ---
    Huh? M-Me?
[07:02] ---
    Yeah, none of us can.
[07:04] ---
    We're going to karaoke.
[07:05] ---
    Good luck.
[07:11] ---
    I would've just died if you
    hadn't come today, Horie.
[07:15] ---
    G-Good thing I came!
[07:20] ---
    K-Kijima, I brought you a bento.
[07:24] ---
    Please have some and cheer up.
[07:30] ---
    That was quick!
[07:31] ---
    Wow, this is extravagant!
[07:34] ---
    And it's all stuff that gives me energy.
[07:36] ---
    I-I wanted you to get better, Kijima!
[07:39] ---
    That's not a lie, though...
[07:40] ---
    Thanks! I'm gonna dig in!
[07:48] ---
    He seems to like it,
    and he's completely unaware of my plan, too.
[07:53] ---
    He looks so happy...
[07:58] ---
    It's adora....nope! He's not!
[08:00] ---
    You want some tea, right? It's warm.
[08:10] ---
    Huh?
[08:15] ---
    Horie... my body feels... kind of hot.
[08:21] ---
    It had an immediate effect!
    My bento is powerful!
[08:24] ---
    Boner!
[08:29] ---
    Horie, you smell good...
[08:37] ---
    N-Now's the time! I'll bluntly reject him!
[08:40] ---
    H-He grabbed my thigh!
[08:43] ---
    Kijima goes for the thighs first?
    So he likes thighs over breasts?!
[08:46] ---
    In my dad's novels, a sexy
    noise comes in right about here...
[08:53] ---
    That came out naturally!
[08:55] ---
    But it's different from the book.
[09:08] ---
    There it is! He's working his way up!
[09:11] ---
    He's about to score a goal!
[09:20] ---
    I'm sorry, Horie.
[09:23] ---
    Huh?
[09:28] ---
    There's... something wrong with me today.
[09:32] ---
    So go ahead and leave.
[09:35] ---
    At this rate, I think I
    might do something to you.
[09:40] ---
    So you won't?
[09:41] ---
    Huh?
[09:43] ---
    You want it to happen
    with someone you love, right?
[09:47] ---
    So why won't you do it?
[09:49] ---
    Well, because...
[09:51] ---
    I value you over my own desires.
[09:56] ---
    That's what love is.
[10:01] ---
    You value me...over yourself...
[10:08] ---
    I'm leaving.
[10:09] ---
    Er, Horie, sorry about today.
[10:19] ---
    Please, stop asking me out.
[10:26] ---
    I have a lot of things to do,
    and I don't have the time to be involved with you.
[10:33] ---
    I can't deal with him.
[10:35] ---
    If this is how he makes me feel...
[10:42] ---
    I can't study.
[10:45] ---
    I won't be able to fit
    anything else in my life.
[10:53] ---
    I really can't study.
[11:03] ---
    Atama no naka ippai ni afureteru
[11:08] ---
    Kimi no koto de senkyoritsu
    hyakunijuu percent
[11:14] ---
    Junsuimuku na kono kimochi gyutto
[11:18] ---
    Nagetsuketai tsutaetai zenbu
[11:25] ---
    Koi da tte kizuku mae kara
[11:29] ---
    Kimi ni zenbu goto hikareteita nda yo
[11:35] ---
    Soutomo shirazu ni sou yatte mata
[11:41] ---
    Mujaki na egao miseru kara komatta mo nda
[11:49] ---
    Kizukanai kana?
[11:57] ---
    What is up with you?
[11:58] ---
    Horie, I won't interfere with your studies.
[11:59] ---
    She has a hard time being honest about what she wants.
    Horie, I won't interfere with your studies.
[12:01] ---
    Because I'm trash.
[12:02] ---
    Next time, Ao-chan Needs More Than Fantasies
[12:03] ---
    Next time
    Ao-chan Needs More Than Fantasies
[12:04] ---
    It has to go with my silky panties!

E9 - Ao-chan Needs More Than Fantasies

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[00:02] ---
    I scolded the one who loves and
    always stands beside me
[00:05] ---
    for being openly perverted.
[00:07] ---
    I never clearly rejected his confession of love,
    and we gradually grew closer...
[00:11] ---
    and I cast him away from me when I saw fit.
[00:15] ---
    I feel so guilty and embarrassed!
[00:19] ---
    What the heck?! What is this doll?!
[00:21] ---
    Why is it in my room?!
[00:23] ---
    That's our Therapeutic Insatiable Beauty doll
    by Hori-Healing Productions.
[00:27] ---
    When you speak to her, she
    helps you feel better!
[00:30] ---
    Right, little lady?
[00:31] ---
    There, there.
[00:33] ---
    That's creepy!
[00:35] ---
    Return
[00:35] ---
    What? Why?!
[00:37] ---
    I am definitely going to leave this house.
[00:39] ---
    I haven't heard those words in a while.
[00:42] ---
    Because... I've decided to
    work hard on my studies again.
[00:46] ---
    That's why I ended it.
[00:49] ---
    Kijima is probably angry with me.
SIGN    KODAN UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SERIES
[02:00] ---
    Ao-chan Needs More than Fantasy
[02:04] ---
    Kijima really won't talk to me.
[02:11] ---
    I knew that he would. I'm the
    one who told him not to...
[02:14] ---
    But he's basically acting
    like I don't even exist now.
[02:17] ---
    Should I apologize?
[02:18] ---
    How could I possibly?!
[02:20] ---
    Horie.
[02:22] ---
    Hey, did something happen with Kijima?
[02:25] ---
    Huh?
[02:25] ---
    He's in an amazingly bad mood today.
[02:28] ---
    Uehara, leave her alone.
[02:30] ---
    See?
[02:31] ---
    Don't interfere with Miss Horie's studying.
[02:35] ---
    "Miss" Horie?
[02:37] ---
    What is up with you?
[02:38] ---
    Nothing's up with me.
[02:39] ---
    What? Yeah, right.
[02:42] ---
    My heart hurts. It isn't beating
    the same way that it always does.
[02:47] ---
    Like I'm being alienated...
    or I'm despised...
[02:51] ---
    It's that ache of uncertainty.
[02:57] ---
    I have... to study...
[03:05] ---
    Shall we start?
[03:07] ---
    First, I'll have you do
    a short test that I made.
[03:10] ---
    Right!
[03:11] ---
    Begin!
[03:16] ---
    This question...
[03:17] ---
    It was also in the English vocabulary book
    that I swapped with Kijima.
[03:22] ---
    I wonder if he's using it.
[03:25] ---
    I doubt it.
[03:26] ---
    Focus!
[03:28] ---
    Right!
[03:29] ---
    What's going on? I'm acting stupid!
[03:31] ---
    I shouldn't think about the guy I dumped.
[03:33] ---
    So you dumped Kijima?
[03:35] ---
    Wh-Wh-Why do you ask that?!
[03:37] ---
    That's what you just said.
[03:39] ---
    N-N-Not so much "dumped" as that
    I've got studying to do and I can't when Kijima is around
[03:42] ---
    Kijima
[03:43] ---
    and Kijima comes to talk to me and
    Kijima says weird things and Kijima smiles
[03:47] ---
    and Kijima runs and Kijima moves and Kijima-
[03:48] ---
    You'll receive one punishment
    every time you say "Kijima."
[03:51] ---
    Okay.
[03:55] ---
    Why are you wearing that? What happened?
[03:57] ---
    My punishment.
[03:58] ---
    What kind of punishment is this?!
[03:59] ---
    Well, Kijima... It's Kijima's...
[04:02] ---
    Sir.
[04:03] ---
    Oh, Yabe. Thank you for
    helping with Ao's studies.
[04:07] ---
    It's nothing. I'm sure I'll be
    waiting here for quite some time.
[04:09] ---
    That one stung!
[04:10] ---
    More importantly, Ao has been acting strange.
[04:11] ---
    Return
[04:14] ---
    She's in distress.
[04:15] ---
    It seems the boy named Kijima
    is the source of this.
[04:18] ---
    Do you know of him?
[04:19] ---
    Yes...
[04:20] ---
    Once they do it, I think their relations
    as man and woman will be mostly settled.
[04:24] ---
    That won't be happening.
[04:25] ---
    I will continue monitoring Ao,
    so please get back to your work.
[04:33] ---
    I must notify the editorial department
    of his estimated completion date.
[04:38] ---
    Why are you here, Yabe?!
[04:40] ---
    I was asked to serve as Ao's private tutor.
[04:42] ---
    Therefore, you can't see Ao.
[04:46] ---
    I know I'm getting in the way
    of Ao and her studies. But...
[04:51] ---
    I want to see her.
[05:04] ---
    I want to ask about how
    she feels one more time.
[05:10] ---
    If she tells me no after
    that... Then I'll give up.
[05:14] ---
    Well, then you should see her.
[05:16] ---
    Huh? Are you sure?
[05:18] ---
    Yes. Ao may be more likely to make
    good progress on her studies if she feels better.
[05:22] ---
    Make sure you listen closely
    to how she truly feels.
[05:36] ---
    Since you seem completely
    unable to focus today, we're finished.
[05:41] ---
    Argh! Stupid Kijima!
[05:43] ---
    It's Kijima's fault I can't study!
[05:45] ---
    I even went as far as to
    turn him down but since
[05:47] ---
    Kijima's acting the way
    he is he's on my mind!
[05:49] ---
    He bothers me! He's causing me problems!
[05:52] ---
    I...
[05:54] ---
    I have to study, but...
[05:59] ---
    I'm sorry.
[06:02] ---
    I'm sorry, Horie.
[06:04] ---
    Wh... Why are you...
[06:08] ---
    Yabe told me to do this.
[06:11] ---
    He said I would understand
    how you truly feel.
[06:14] ---
    I also heard that you
    want to live by yourself,
[06:17] ---
    and that's why you're working so hard.
[06:20] ---
    I...was about to ruin your life, wasn't I?
[06:26] ---
    Horie, I love you, so I
    won't bother you anymore.
[06:30] ---
    Thank you for everything.
[06:38] ---
    Huh? It's over?
[06:40] ---
    Does this mean I won't
    be with Kijima anymore?
[06:43] ---
    So it's just like I want it to be?
[06:46] ---
    Kijima told me to study because
    he won't bother me anymore.
[06:49] ---
    He smiles though he's being assertive,
[06:52] ---
    and even when he's angry, he
    still gives in for my sake.
[06:56] ---
    This is fine.
[06:57] ---
    I am such scum, I can't believe myself...
[07:11] ---
    P-Please, don't go.
[07:22] ---
    Okay, I won't go.
[07:25] ---
    Thank you very much.
[07:31] ---
    Uh... What's going on?
[07:33] ---
    Not only is my heart pounding...
[07:34] ---
    This happiness has a real emotion behind it!
[07:40] ---
    Whoa! Is he trying to make
    things real over here, too?
[07:43] ---
    Wait a second! I'm really sweaty right now...
[07:45] ---
    It's okay.
[07:46] ---
    And I'm dressed weird!
[07:47] ---
    You look cute no matter what you wear.
[07:49] ---
    I'm extremely happy right now.
[07:51] ---
    I want to touch you to make
    sure this is all real!
[07:53] ---
    Tell me if you don't want me to.
[07:55] ---
    Wh-What do I do?!
    What's going to happen if I say it's okay?
[07:58] ---
    Should I do it?! Is this alright?
[08:00] ---
    Oh, b-but Kijima's a virgin,
    so there's no way he'd do anything too crazy!
[08:04] ---
    S-Sure.
[08:07] ---
    He got right to it! And my stomach?!
[08:09] ---
    I-I changed my mind! I'm too chubby!
[08:11] ---
    What? You're not chubby at all.
[08:21] ---
    H-Horie?
[08:24] ---
    There's more of me than my
    stomach to touch, you know!
[08:28] ---
    Can I?
[08:29] ---
    Eh? After all that? You want permission now?!
[08:31] ---
    Isn't this normally done without aski-
[08:35] ---
    Sorry.
[08:37] ---
    I mean, if I don't explicitly ask you,
    I won't be able to hold back.
[08:45] ---
    W-Well to me, that's...
[08:58] ---
    SIMPLE AND STURDY
[08:59] ---
    I deeply apologize!
[09:00] ---
    Oh no, it's completely fine.
[09:02] ---
    I got some good material out of it.
[09:04] ---
    I'm getting rid this right now!
[09:06] ---
    No, don't do it!
[09:08] ---
    I'm going to change.
[09:09] ---
    I shouldn't have done that in your household!
[09:12] ---
    Well, young people are
    chock-full of enthusiasm.
[09:14] ---
    I am truly sorry!
[09:16] ---
    I want to tell you something, Kijima.
[09:18] ---
    Y-Yes, sir!
[09:20] ---
    Ao is strong-willed, but she has
    a hard time saying what's on her mind.
[09:24] ---
    So, Kijima, you need to
    show her how young people date.
[09:28] ---
    And take things as far
    as you can, you got me?
[09:30] ---
    Okay, I understand!
[09:31] ---
    You really don't, do you?
[09:36] ---
    Thanks for having me.
[09:37] ---
    Sure.
[09:38] ---
    That was really hectic,
    but now, Kijima and I...
[09:42] ---
    Horie.
[09:43] ---
    Yes?!
[09:43] ---
    I'm really glad I came here today.
    I've gotten way closer to you.
[09:49] ---
    I guess we're always going to have
    that sort of relationship, then.
[09:53] ---
    I know. I'll buy some new underwear.
[09:55] ---
    I need to get some silky panties.
[09:58] ---
    Even your dad gave me some encouragement.
[10:00] ---
    My dad? Never mind my dad.
[10:02] ---
    No way, he adores you.
[10:05] ---
    I'll make sure I don't disappoint
    either you or your father.
[10:08] ---
    R-Right.
[10:10] ---
    So, would you...
[10:14] ---
    I-Is this it?! Is this when it happens?!
[10:19] ---
    Koudan University
[10:19] ---
    study with me?!
[10:20] ---
    Y-Yes!
[10:22] ---
    We're gonna date!
[10:24] ---
    Huh?
[10:26] ---
    What? Study? Why? Shouldn't you...
    be asking me out now or something?
[10:31] ---
    A student's main duty is to study,
[10:33] ---
    and it's pathetic that I'm
[10:35] ---
    so self-absorbed when you have
    a goal you're working towards.
[10:37] ---
    What? But, you know-
[10:39] ---
    I'm going to hold off
    until you get into the school you want!
[10:44] ---
    Ultimately, this is only...
[10:46] ---
    making Kijima an additional
    goal in my dream life.
[10:46] ---
    UNIVERSITY
[10:47] ---
    LIVING ALONE
[10:47] ---
    I'll hold off
    until you get in!
[10:51] ---
    I'm gonna pass every single
    one of those tests!
[10:54] ---
    We can do this!
[11:57] ---
    I must rise up.
[11:58] ---
    Nice and stiff!
[11:58] ---
    I want to cheer you on.
[12:01] ---
    Next time: Dad Can't Offer Support
[12:02] ---
    Next time
    Dad Can't Offer Support
[12:04] ---
    I'll bring my own gym uniform!

E10 - Dad Can't Offer Support

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[00:02] ---
    Please submit the events you
    want to do by next week.
SIGN    Sports Festival Events
SIGN    500m
SIGN    100m
     dash
SIGN    800m
     dash
SIGN    Three-
    legged
     race
SIGN    Chicken
     fight
SIGN    Pole
     Topple
SIGN    Scavenger
     Hunt
[00:06] ---
    Which one will you do?
[00:08] ---
    An easy one is best.
[00:09] ---
    Yeah, that's true.
[00:11] ---
    The Sports Festival... yet another annoyance.
[00:14] ---
    Kijima, what're you gonna do?
[00:16] ---
    Oh, I don't think I'll compete in anything.
[00:19] ---
    What, really?
[00:20] ---
    I'm so jealous. I'm bad at athletic things.
[00:24] ---
    Why not? You're good at sports and stuff.
[00:27] ---
    They asked him to be part of the cheer squad.
[00:29] ---
    I dunno what to do.
[00:30] ---
    What did he say?!
[00:32] ---
    If he's in the cheer squad...
    he wears that uniform! With the collar!
[00:35] ---
    And those exquisitely precise movements!!
[00:38] ---
    Whoa, that's great!
[00:40] ---
    Well I'm still thinking about it.
[00:42] ---
    I bet Horie would do her best
    if she was being cheered on by you.
[00:45] ---
    Yeah! I'll cheer hardcore if it's for Horie!
[00:51] ---
    Huh? Uh, well...
[00:53] ---
    Other people would be doing
    their best too, right?
[00:56] ---
    Hurrah! Hurrah!
[00:59] ---
    See?
[01:02] ---
    Then I'll do it! I'll be
    in the cheering squad!
[01:03] ---
    Alright!
[01:05] ---
    I won't skip the Sports Festival!
[01:12] ---
    Wakannai koto oosugi
[01:15] ---
    "Wakarou toshiteru jiten nonsense"
[01:18] ---
    Kimi no kotoba, muzukashii
[01:21] ---
    Kimi no miryoku mo wonderland
[01:26] ---
    Chime ga nattara ai ni yuku ne
[01:32] ---
    Muchuu ni sasete
[01:34] ---
    a-i-a-i-a
[01:37] ---
    Hyaku kara hajimaru count
[01:40] ---
    Kimi ni chikazukeru limit
[01:43] ---
    (Ah Ah Ah)
[01:45] ---
    Jitsu ni tanjunmeikai na kokoro
[01:49] ---
    Zero ni chikai daritsu de
[01:52] ---
    Seishun no uchi ni inukeru ka?!
[01:55] ---
    (Ah Ah Ah)
[01:57] ---
    Jitsu ni muzukashii bokura no kankei
[02:01] ---
    WONDER WONDER WONDERFUL WONDER
[02:08] ---
    Dad Can't Offer Support
[02:11] ---
    Dad, let me use the treadmill.
[02:13] ---
    What, are you out of shape? Or dieting?
[02:17] ---
    No, I'm going to do the sports festival.
[02:19] ---
    Eh?! You mean athletics-loathing,
    exercise-lacking,
[02:23] ---
    unenergetic Ao is going to participate
    in the sports festival, of all things?!
[02:26] ---
    I-I'm going to really try for once!
[02:29] ---
    There's someone who'll be cheering for me,
[02:32] ---
    so I don't want to look too awful out there.
[02:36] ---
    Kijima, right?
[02:38] ---
    Maybe I'll go to the sports festival too.
[02:40] ---
    What?! No!
[02:41] ---
    Why not?! I want to come watch!
[02:45] ---
    Horie
[02:46] ---
    I'll even bring my own athletic uniform!
[02:47] ---
    That's just the thing I hate!
[02:50] ---
    That Thing About Dad
    Number 1
    Elementary School Sports Festival
[02:51] ---
    That Thing About Dad, Number 1:
[02:53] ---
    YABE
    Elementary School Sports Festival.
[02:55] ---
    I am Ao's father!
[02:55] ---
    Hanasaki Horie
[02:59] ---
    Patrons, guests, and teachers,
    please accept my humble book as a gift.
[03:05] ---
    Wow!
    Oh my!
[03:07] ---
    Stop it! Don't do that!
SIGN    Tongue Moves of the Climax King My Hentaighway 2
[03:11] ---
    That Thing About Dad
    Number 2
    Junior High School Sports Festival
[03:12] ---
    That Thing About Dad, Number 2:
[03:14] ---
    Junior High School Sports Festival.
[03:17] ---
    Hmm, I see. No energy.
[03:19] ---
    They can't stand up straight.
[03:21] ---
    They look like they're going to collapse.
[03:24] ---
    This Hori-Edge Brand with Standup Extract
[03:30] ---
    Will get 'em going, nice and firm!
[03:32] ---
    Oh, yeah! Boner, boner!
    Oh, yeah! Boner, boner!
[03:34] ---
    Yeah!
    Oh, yeah! Boner, boner! Oh, yeah! Boner, boner!
[03:35] ---
    Don't hand out strange things!
[03:40] ---
    Do you know why I went into
    a high school far from home?
[03:45] ---
    Some people were grateful for it!
    They even gave me feedback!
[03:51] ---
    I won't hand out my novels or
    anything like that this time. Please?
[03:54] ---
    No.
[03:55] ---
    And I'll keep it secret that
    I'm an erotic novelist.
[03:58] ---
    No.
[03:58] ---
    I won't talk to anyone.
[04:00] ---
    No.
[04:00] ---
    Yabe will be with me.
[04:02] ---
    No.
[04:03] ---
    I'll observe quietly from the shadows!
[04:04] ---
    No! No means no! I don't
    like it when you're around!
[04:10] ---
    I-I didn't mean-
[04:12] ---
    I've got it.
[04:18] ---
    Boner!
[04:20] ---
    Even if you get accepted into a university,
    you are forbidden to live alone!
[04:22] ---
    You will live in this household
    for the rest of your life!
[04:25] ---
    You will realize just who is in charge here!
[04:32] ---
    Hmph. Now would be a good
    time to apologize if-
[04:34] ---
    Hello, Yabe? My dad met with
    another editor that I don't know!
[04:38] ---
    Okay. I'll increase the workload
    from our company tenfold!
[04:40] ---
    Wha?! What a load of bull plop!
[04:43] ---
    Can't I step out of the house for a moment?!
[04:45] ---
    It's your fault!
[04:46] ---
    Hmph!
[04:51] ---
    Mackerel
[04:51] ---
    From that day forward.
    Neither father nor daughter exchanged a word.
[04:51] ---
    Canned mackerel!
    From that day forward.
    Neither father nor daughter exchanged a word.
[04:52] ---
    From that day forward.
    Neither father nor daughter exchanged a word.
[04:54] ---
    Ramen
[04:55] ---
    Cup noodles!
    The father wrote diligently,
[04:57] ---
    Potato
[04:57] ---
    Seaweed and salt potato chips!
    and the daughter devoted herself to training.
[05:04] ---
    58TH SPORTS FESTIVAL
[05:16] ---
    Horie?
[05:22] ---
    Let me borrow you!
[05:22] ---
    Person you love
[05:23] ---
    Sure, borrow away!
[05:27] ---
    I don't think my dad is here...
[05:31] ---
    Oh, here's the youth...
[05:34] ---
    That's what he'd do if he were here.
[05:37] ---
    But he was working this whole morning.
[05:41] ---
    Oh, there you are, Horie.
    I was looking for you.
[05:43] ---
    It's like he hasn't slept at
    all, ever since I called Yabe.
[05:46] ---
    Horie?
[05:47] ---
    Hey, Horie.
[05:51] ---
    Kijima?! You startled me!
[05:53] ---
    Ah, sorry. I kept calling
    you but you didn't notice.
[05:58] ---
    Horie, you seem down today.
[06:00] ---
    Did something happen?
[06:01] ---
    Um...
[06:03] ---
    I-It's not a big deal, but...
[06:06] ---
    Yeah?
[06:09] ---
    I had a fight with my dad the other day,
[06:13] ---
    and we both exchanged some ugly words.
[06:23] ---
    K-Kijima?
[06:25] ---
    Yeah, I don't think you hurt your father
    as much as you think you did.
[06:31] ---
    But if you're still worried,
    you should try talking to him about it.
[06:35] ---
    O-Okay!
[06:36] ---
    Right, good luck out there!
[06:38] ---
    I see... So he was concerned about me.
[06:41] ---
    Maybe I went too far, maybe
    I hurt his feelings...
[06:45] ---
    Hey, Kijima! It's time to get ready!
[06:48] ---
    See ya!
[06:52] ---
    When I get home, maybe I'll
    do something nice for him.
[07:00] ---
    Dad?!
[07:03] ---
    Why are you collapsed over here?!
[07:06] ---
    I finally finished my work...
[07:12] ---
    Why would you work that hard?
[07:18] ---
    Because I want to see you, Ao.
[07:23] ---
    I want to support you.
[07:27] ---
    I was too harsh when I said
    you couldn't live alone.
[07:33] ---
    Dad, I also said-
[07:34] ---
    All participants in the 800 meter dash
    please gather at the entrance gate.
[07:39] ---
    I'll be watching you, so please go.
[07:53] ---
    You can do it! You've got this in the bag!
[07:55] ---
    Dad has no taste for naming things,
    and it's only caused me problems.
[08:01] ---
    On your marks.
[08:03] ---
    He's so knowledgeable in erotica
    I came to know it very well myself.
[08:07] ---
    Erotica
[08:07] ---
    My girl.
[08:12] ---
    Oh, my girl...
[08:15] ---
    My girl!
[08:18] ---
    I want to support you.
[08:25] ---
    He's always done that!
[08:28] ---
    Horie got a late start!
[08:29] ---
    What'd you say?!
[08:31] ---
    Whoa, you're here too?
[08:33] ---
    Yes. Let me join the cheering squad.
    I want to cheer for Ao!
[08:38] ---
    Sure thing! We'll root for her together!
[08:40] ---
    You're a good man!
[08:44] ---
    Hurrah! Hurrah! Horie!
[08:48] ---
    You can do it, Ao!
[08:51] ---
    E-Embarrassing. But I think I can run faster.
[08:59] ---
    Ao was always in last place,
    but she's doing well now!
[09:03] ---
    She's doing well because she practiced hard!
[09:08] ---
    Children really grow and leave
    their parents behind in the blink of an eye.
[09:16] ---
    We still need the help of our parents.
[09:23] ---
    Ao is not worthy of you.
[09:29] ---
    It's the last lap!
[09:34] ---
    She lost the lead!
[09:35] ---
    Go! Get your lead back!
[09:37] ---
    She came from behind you, Ao!
[09:39] ---
    Go forward! Go!
[09:42] ---
    She's may be out of energy.
[09:50] ---
    A-Ao! Ao!
[09:52] ---
    You can do it!
[09:55] ---
    If you hold on to those G-cups
    while you run you'll go faster!
[10:06] ---
    G...
[10:07] ---
    G...
[10:09] ---
    G...
[10:10] ---
    G...
[10:11] ---
    Huh? What? It got so quiet...
[10:23] ---
    Don't you ever come to this school again.
[10:25] ---
    Your personality's so hot and cold!
[10:28] ---
    Disinfectant.
[10:30] ---
    It burns!
[10:31] ---
    How's your dad?
[10:32] ---
    Thanks for watching out for me, Kijima.
[10:35] ---
    Whoa! Is that you?!
[10:37] ---
    Kijima, aren't you glad to
    find out one of Ao's secrets?
[10:40] ---
    Huh? Uh, I don't think...
[10:46] ---
    No, I mean, I like G-cups!
[10:48] ---
    I want to live by myself as soon as possible!
[10:51] ---
    Unbelievable!
[10:52] ---
    You got first place thanks to me and
    you're still being such an ungrateful child!
SIGN    CERTIFICATE OF MERIT
SIGN    GIRLS 800M DASH FIRST PLACE AO HORIE
[11:03] ---
    Atama no naka ippai ni afureteru
[11:08] ---
    Kimi no koto de senkyoritsu
    hyakunijuu percent
[11:14] ---
    Junsuimuku na kono kimochi gyutto
[11:18] ---
    Nagetsuketai tsutaetai zenbu
[11:25] ---
    Koi da tte kizuku mae kara
[11:29] ---
    Kimi ni zenbu goto hikareteita nda yo
[11:35] ---
    Soutomo shirazu ni sou yatte mata
[11:41] ---
    Mujaki na egao miseru kara komatta mo nda
[11:49] ---
    Kizukanai kana?
[11:57] ---
    C'mon, you don't want to?
    Ready whenever you are, Kijima!
[11:58] ---
    Let me explain.
    Ready whenever you are, Kijima!
[11:59] ---
    Kijima, you pervert!
[12:00] ---
    Shut up and enjoy this.
    Kijima, you pervert!
[12:01] ---
    Next time: Ao-chan Can't Wear Silky Panties.
[12:02] ---
    Next time
    Ao-chan Can't Wear Silky Panties
[12:04] ---
    Satisfy your hunger, and then, sex!

E11 - Ao-chan Can't Wear Silky Panties

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[00:02] ---
    Studying together has
    always been inefficient!
[00:05] ---
    Huh? You think so?
[00:07] ---
    The entrance exams are something we do alone,
[00:09] ---
    so there's no point in doing a group study!
[00:11] ---
    But you know-
[00:12] ---
    You're too naïve, Kijima!
[00:14] ---
    High schoolers will agree
    to study together in a pair,
[00:16] ---
    but there's only one thing in mind!
[00:18] ---
    And it's not English or Math!
[00:30] ---
    A situation like this...
[00:32] ---
    leads to this!
[00:34] ---
    It'll become a full-on
    health and phys ed class!
[00:37] ---
    I absolutely cannot study like that!
[00:40] ---
    Or maybe... Are you wary about it being
    just the two of us studying?
[00:44] ---
    Wha-?! N-n-not at all! Never!
[00:46] ---
    In any case, in order to get into university,
[00:49] ---
    what's important is to study
    diligently on your own!
[00:51] ---
    That's it!
[00:52] ---
    But you know...
[00:53] ---
    We can't.
[00:55] ---
    The closer it gets to the exam date,
    the more crucial it is to study, right?
[00:59] ---
    Before that, I just wanted to learn
    from you when you had the time.
[01:03] ---
    Pretty please, can we?
[01:04] ---
    No.
[01:06] ---
    My heart is forged from iron.
[01:08] ---
    But if Kijima would say
    something like that...
[01:12] ---
    "Pretty please?" How old are you again? Jeez.
[01:16] ---
    It's okay to meet Kijima
    for a break and study some other day.
[01:21] ---
    It's stressful holding back so much, right?
[01:25] ---
    I-If it's only sometimes, I suppose.
[01:28] ---
    Okay then, when're you free?
[01:29] ---
    If you wanna meet this weekend,
    my house will be empty.
[01:33] ---
    After next week, we can study
    at a diner or something.
[01:35] ---
    It's a little bit noisy there, though.
[01:39] ---
    Oh, there's a test at the
    beginning of next week.
[01:43] ---
    Let's give it a go this weekend!
[01:51] ---
    There are so many things that I don't know
[01:54] ---
    "It's all nonsense when I try to understand"
[01:57] ---
    Your words are confusing
[02:00] ---
    And your charms bring me to wonderland
[02:05] ---
    When the chime rings I'll come see you
[02:10] ---
    Put me in a trance
[02:13] ---
    A-i-a-i-a
[02:15] ---
    Ready go
[02:15] ---
    The count starts with 100
[02:18] ---
    There's a limit for how
    close I can get to you
[02:21] ---
    (Ah Ah Ah)
[02:24] ---
    Can a genuinely clear and simple heart
[02:27] ---
    With a batting average of near-zero
[02:30] ---
    Hit a homerun straight
    into my youthful heart?!
[02:33] ---
    (Ah Ah Ah)
[02:36] ---
    Our truly difficult affair is a
[02:39] ---
    WONDER WONDER WONDERFUL WONDER
[02:49] ---
    silky panties
[02:52] ---
    Ao-chan Can't Wear Silky Panties
[02:54] ---
    Let's see...
[02:58] ---
    S-seven thousand yen?! For just one?
SIGN    Silky material low-rise
     floral print cute designer shorts
    7000 yen
    5 left (more on the way)
    Best seller
SIGN    Shiny, Lace on front,
     Full Back, panty, Japan-made, LP41582
    4870 yen
    Free shipping
[03:02] ---
    I can buy five reference
    books for that price!
[03:05] ---
    S-So revealing... And tiny!
SIGN    Sexy see- Breathable, seam- 3,555 yen - 3 left (more on the way) Micro, string panties, thong all lace, lingerie 7000 yen
[03:07] ---
    And what is this slit for?
[03:10] ---
    No, I can't lose my nerve
    over this sort of thing!
[03:13] ---
    Add to list
    Purchase
[03:13] ---
    I am not afraid of silky panties!
[03:19] ---
    Your scheduled delivery is here!
[03:21] ---
    Coming.
[03:24] ---
    Thank you.
[03:25] ---
    Here's my seal. Package received.
[03:27] ---
    Leave, immediately. Farewell!
[03:30] ---
    What in the world was that?
[03:33] ---
    N-nothing, really.
[03:37] ---
    Those are sexy goodies, aren't they?!
[03:38] ---
    Huh?! Wha-Wha-Wha-What do you mean?!
[03:41] ---
    If you had told me,
    I could've offered you so much guidance!
[03:44] ---
    So what in the world did you buy?
[03:47] ---
    What kind are they?? What kind? What kind?
[03:48] ---
    Th-The kind you can study with, of course!
[03:56] ---
    I'm not lying. I'll use
    it... during our study time.
[04:01] ---
    Also, these are my first ever
    pair of silky panties...
[04:05] ---
    I just have to wait until then!
[04:14] ---
    I was so happy I hadn't
    really thought about it,
[04:17] ---
    but no one else is home and
    it's just the two of us in this room...
[04:27] ---
    I won't try anything funny.
[04:29] ---
    Did Kijima just look at me?
[04:31] ---
    Is he going to make a move?
[04:34] ---
    Wearing silky panties was
    the correct thing to do.
[04:37] ---
    Now I'll be okay no matter what happens.
[04:39] ---
    I did some nice work with
    the research and planning.
[04:42] ---
    Whoa! Those are silky panties, huh?!
[04:44] ---
    Of course!
[04:46] ---
    Okay, I'm ready whenever you are, Kijima!
[04:50] ---
    1 HOUR LATER
[05:08] ---
    Jeez! Why is he actually studying?!
[05:12] ---
    Did he forget that I'm here?
[05:18] ---
    Kijima, for this graph...
[05:20] ---
    You should make the swell of this line
    a bit more curvy and soft.
[05:25] ---
    How was that? Those were words
    suggestive of a woman's body.
[05:28] ---
    I see! I guess how you draw it
    is important, huh. Thanks!
[05:33] ---
    S-Sure...
[05:35] ---
    You idiot! Stop being so dense! Do something!
[05:39] ---
    There's no other way. I'm going for it again!
[05:42] ---
    2 HOURS LATER
[05:45] ---
    I made an equation for you to solve.
[05:49] ---
    An object of mass "m" is
    inserted into a cylinder.
[05:52] ---
    It is inserted at a force of "F"
    and withdrawn at a force of "f."
[05:57] ---
    What is the magnitude of
    acceleration at this time?
[06:01] ---
    How's that one?
[06:02] ---
    Normally, it's weird to use expressions
    like "cylinder" and "insertion!"
[06:05] ---
    Pulling something in and out
    of a cylinder, honestly...
[06:07] ---
    what else could it possibly be?!
[06:09] ---
    Horie, teach me how to do this.
[06:13] ---
    Oh, so that's the formula
    I use. Makes sense...
[06:18] ---
    No!
[06:20] ---
    This question could only mean one thing!
[06:26] ---
    Oh, no! What have I done?!
[06:29] ---
    The "Y" looks like a pair of panties now!
[06:32] ---
    Horie, is that...
[06:34] ---
    He got it!
[06:37] ---
    If we add a line it's a seesaw!
[06:40] ---
    Looking at it upside down, he's right.
[06:42] ---
    If math isn't going to work...
[06:44] ---
    Melancholia; 'tis sudden,
    a change in thine copy.
[06:48] ---
    Thou hast cast a breach betwixt us,
    though many a moon hast thy risen by my side.
[06:51] ---
    This is the Tale of Genji.
    Try to convey this in modern language!
[06:55] ---
    Heh, heh, heh.
[06:57] ---
    This is the letter that was
    sent after Hikaru Genji
[06:59] ---
    has sex with young Murasaki
    for the first time.
[07:02] ---
    She's asking him why he hasn't done
    a single thing in so long.
[07:05] ---
    Not a thing!
[07:06] ---
    As a result, she was so shocked
    and mopey she didn't leave her bed.
[07:10] ---
    Even that Genji had limits
    to his brutish ways!
[07:15] ---
    I wonder what kind of
    fruit a "melancholia" is.
[07:17] ---
    That's what got your attention?
[07:18] ---
    H-Huh? What is it? Sorry!
[07:21] ---
    Come on! Why are you acting like this?!
[07:23] ---
    There's actually something
    you're after, right?!
[07:25] ---
    H-Huh?
[07:26] ---
    Not really? I'm seriously studying.
[07:29] ---
    That's a total lie!
[07:32] ---
    I mean, the two of us are alone in this room.
[07:34] ---
    You like me, right? And
    it's on your mind, right?
[07:40] ---
    I can't be the only one
    expecting something here.
[07:49] ---
    There really is something I want.
[07:53] ---
    What?
[07:57] ---
    Whoever gets a better score
    on the quiz than they got last time...
[08:01] ---
    Is he going to beg me
    for something after it's over?
[08:04] ---
    has to follow one order from the other.
[08:08] ---
    Anything?
[08:09] ---
    No!
[08:11] ---
    K-Kijima, you pervert!
[08:14] ---
    No! I still don't know what he wants!
    I'm getting so full of myself!
[08:18] ---
    I have to make sure I wash these panties!
[08:20] ---
    What do you want?
[08:22] ---
    Me?
[08:23] ---
    That's right. If I get a good score
    then I get to ask for whatever I want, too.
[08:28] ---
    Let me see.
[08:29] ---
    Since Kijima is so timid...
[08:33] ---
    Hey, Ao.
[08:35] ---
    Don't underestimate me
    because my knowledge is lacking.
[08:38] ---
    I'm not underestimating you...
[08:40] ---
    Listen. If you really like me...
[08:45] ---
    Keep quiet and let me give it to you.
[08:47] ---
    Stupid, sadistic Kijima!
[08:49] ---
    Stupid, stupid!
[08:50] ---
    But since he's incompetent,
    even if that happens, it'll turn into...
[08:53] ---
    Hey...
[08:54] ---
    Did you do well?
[08:55] ---
    Huh? How'd it go? Hey!
[08:58] ---
    I did okay...
[09:00] ---
    Tch!
[09:01] ---
    That's cute, too!
[09:02] ---
    Oh, that one's nice!
    Maybe that's what I'll choose!
[09:05] ---
    Huh? Did you come up with something amazing?
[09:09] ---
    Wh-What about you, Kijima?
[09:13] ---
    I want you to make me another bento.
[09:16] ---
    What the heck.
[09:18] ---
    The one you made for me
    at the soccer match was delicious.
[09:21] ---
    Oh, but if it's a lot of trouble
    you don't have to make such a feast again.
[09:24] ---
    I'd be happy just getting to eat together.
[09:27] ---
    You can tell me to do anything you want,
    and this is what you choose?
[09:30] ---
    You're wasting this chance...
[09:32] ---
    Horie?
[09:33] ---
    Is this the power of virginity?
[09:35] ---
    Does this foolishness come from
    not knowing pleasure?!
[09:40] ---
    Guess I've got no choice.
    Okay, Kijima. I'll do it.
[09:44] ---
    Huh? Really? Alright!
[09:48] ---
    The only thing I can do here
    is teach Kijima about pleasure!
[09:51] ---
    VIRGIN
[09:52] ---
    Fill his belly, then after that is sex!
[09:54] ---
    HIGH SCORE
[09:56] ---
    Kijima, let's do our best.
[09:57] ---
    We know what the test will cover,
    so you'll be fine if you study exactly that.
[10:01] ---
    Right!
[10:01] ---
    That teacher likes this type of question,
    so it'll definitely be on the test!
[10:05] ---
    Right!
[10:05] ---
    Also, this is your target! It's a hole!
[10:09] ---
    Horie is so cool when she means business...
[10:12] ---
    Then, just solve the problems over and over,
    and cement how to do them in-
[10:19] ---
    Horie?
[10:21] ---
    You look pale.
[10:22] ---
    Uh, no, I'm fi-
[10:28] ---
    M-My stomach hurts.
[10:31] ---
    Huh? Are you okay?!
[10:32] ---
    It hurts!
[10:35] ---
    I shall explain!
[10:37] ---
    Ao wasn't used to wearing low-waisted panties,
    and so her stomach got cold.
[10:46] ---
    As a result, she ended up missing school,
    and she couldn't take the quiz.
[10:51] ---
    Ugh. Stupid silky panties!
[11:03] ---
    My mind is full and spilling over
[11:08] ---
    It's 120% occupied by you
[11:14] ---
    I hold fast to this pure and innocent feeling
[11:18] ---
    I want to throw it , I want to bare it all
[11:25] ---
    Before I realized it was love
[11:29] ---
    Every single thing about you drew me in
[11:35] ---
    I'm troubled because once
    again, just like that
[11:41] ---
    I unwittingly show you an honest smile
[11:49] ---
    Have you noticed?
[11:57] ---
    What a nice kiss.
    We still haven't kissed!
[11:58] ---
    He said my kiss is nice!
[11:59] ---
    A kissless virgin?
[12:00] ---
    Next time: Ao-chan Can't Study.
[12:02] ---
    I was only thinking about sex,
[12:04] ---
    but that part's definitely important, too.
[12:04] ---
    Next time
    Ao-chan Can't Study

E12 - Ao-chan Can't Study

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[00:05] ---
    Wasn't there anyone else
    you could've called today?
[00:10] ---
    Nope.
[00:11] ---
    Why are you eating so casually?!
[00:13] ---
    How far are you going to go with him?!
[00:14] ---
    You couldn't possibly have
    kissed him yet, right?!
[00:17] ---
    Right, we haven't kissed.
[00:18] ---
    Oh, wow. That means you aren't even
    standing at the startling line.
[00:22] ---
    Huh? Starting line?
[00:25] ---
    Yes!
[00:25] ---
    When you become a couple,
    it's a symbol of courtship that you do over and over.
[00:29] ---
    That's what a kiss is.
[00:31] ---
    Still too advanced for
    someone who's only read a lot about it, huh?
[00:34] ---
    So does that mean
    that you've kissed someone before, Miyabi?
[00:37] ---
    W-Well... my personal guess
    is that it's a cinch!
[00:42] ---
    How does it go? Do you go for it?
    Or the other person? Or both at the same time?
[00:46] ---
    Is there a countdown?
[00:47] ---
    L-Let me see...
SIGN    BAE DXHORI FLORAL
[00:50] ---
    Miyabi, get it together!
    Now's the time to recall Hori Floral's book!
[00:57] ---
    On the other person's cheek...
[01:02] ---
    Draw closer to them.
[01:10] ---
    A kiss?
    Huh? What's happening?
[01:11] ---
    She's beautiful.
    Is she gonna kiss her?
[01:13] ---
    Whoa! That was close!
[01:15] ---
    Good grief, what a joke to
    have my first one with you.
[01:18] ---
    Huh, your "first one"?
[01:20] ---
    Never mind! Our business is done!
    This conversation is over!
[01:22] ---
    Now leave!
[01:23] ---
    SHIBUYA CENTER GAI
[01:26] ---
    Miyabi is so mean.
[01:26] ---
    Ao-chan Can't Study
[01:30] ---
    A kiss, huh?
[01:32] ---
    I was only thinking about sex,
[01:34] ---
    but I guess that's important, too.
[01:37] ---
    W-Well, if Kijima says that
    he really wants to do it...
[01:41] ---
    But I know he won't say that.
[01:44] ---
    Kijima, the Virgin Saint,
    is the type of guy who keeps his promises.
[01:48] ---
    And I'm not really all that interested in kissing,
    and I can study now.
[01:51] ---
    From today on, I'm the Virgin Saint Ao-chan!
[01:57] ---
    Oh yeah, I wanted to ask you this, Kijima...
[02:01] ---
    How far have you gotten with Horie?
[02:04] ---
    The most important thing to
    Horie right now is studying.
[02:07] ---
    I'm okay with keeping things platonic
    until she gets into a school.
[02:11] ---
    Right, Horie?
[02:17] ---
    Horie, what are you doing with those?
[02:20] ---
    The teacher told me to
    bring these materials back.
[02:23] ---
    I'll help.
[02:23] ---
    What about practice?
[02:24] ---
    It just ended.
[02:27] ---
    Oh, okay. Thanks.
[02:31] ---
    Resource Room
[02:34] ---
    Everything's already put away thanks to you.
[02:37] ---
    I'm going to go change,
    so let's leave together.
[02:40] ---
    Okay. I'll wait in the classroom.
[02:46] ---
    Horie's acting calm and kind...
[02:48] ---
    This is weird!
[02:53] ---
    This is nice.
[02:55] ---
    Things are very easy when you don't expect
    anything from the other person.
[02:58] ---
    It's weird having expectations
    in the first place.
[02:58] ---
    ENLIGHTENMENT
    A JOURNEY
[03:00] ---
    Obsession is poison to the body.
[03:08] ---
    Thanks for waiting!
[03:26] ---
    What's wrong, Kijima?
[03:29] ---
    I was just thinking about how pretty you are.
[03:33] ---
    So you're still saying things
    to tempt me, are you?!
[03:37] ---
    Do not waver, do not yield,
    do not be deceived!
[03:39] ---
    Gooooo...ENLIGHTENMENT!
[03:42] ---
    Thank you!
[03:43] ---
    Did something happen?
    You're acting strange today.
[03:46] ---
    No, nothing at all.
    Nothing going on as far as we are concerned!
[03:50] ---
    Huh?
[03:50] ---
    Oh, no!
[03:51] ---
    U-Um... I mean... Miya...Miyabi said...
[03:56] ---
    Takaoka?
[03:57] ---
    Wait. Do I talk about kissing here?
[04:00] ---
    Wouldn't it feel like I'm
    tempting him if I do?
[04:03] ---
    Horie? What is it?
[04:08] ---
    Even if I do, nothing will happen anyways.
[04:11] ---
    Kijima is honest and kind.
[04:14] ---
    Miyabi asked me if I had kissed you yet.
[04:17] ---
    I like that about him.
[04:20] ---
    Of course, I told her that I hadn't.
[04:22] ---
    W-We aren't even dating in the first place,
    so it was a strange question.
[04:27] ---
    I like it, but...
[04:31] ---
    And I have to study.
[04:32] ---
    Even though I do, nothing will happen.
[04:34] ---
    And Kijima, we made a promise.
[04:37] ---
    What in the world are we?
[04:42] ---
    So you have no intention
    of doing that, right?
[04:44] ---
    What? I'm somehow... on the verge of tears.
[04:52] ---
    Want to try?
[04:55] ---
    Still trying, then?
[05:08] ---
    You have to study, right?
[05:29] ---
    My teeth...
[05:35] ---
    Wh-What have I done?!
[05:38] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[05:40] ---
    No way, I'm happy about this!
[05:41] ---
    B-B-B-But but but, we made a promise!
[05:44] ---
    Yeah...
[05:49] ---
    It's alright, I broke our promise too.
[05:52] ---
    I'm sorry.
[05:53] ---
    Huh?
[05:54] ---
    I want more.
[06:12] ---
    Kiss...
[06:13] ---
    Kiss... Kiss is a kiss...
    Kissed a... Kiss kiss kiss...
[06:17] ---
    Hey there!
[06:22] ---
    Well, my first kiss was a shock,
[06:24] ---
    but I suppose I've never
    been so flustered before...
[06:29] ---
    Ao! You fried up too much kisu tempura!
[06:32] ---
    Are you alright? What happened?
[06:34] ---
    I'm sorry. I was lost in thought.
[06:37] ---
    Lost in thought?
[06:38] ---
    About the kisu?
[06:43] ---
    Oh?
[06:44] ---
    I see.
[06:50] ---
    Yabe and Dad were grinning at me.
[06:53] ---
    I wonder if I gave it away.
[06:54] ---
    Horie, you haven't changed classrooms yet?
[06:58] ---
    Oh... Yeah, I will soon.
[06:59] ---
    Want to go together?
[07:01] ---
    Kijima's lips...
[07:03] ---
    Those things did the thing on my things!
[07:06] ---
    She said that he's super good at kissing!
[07:10] ---
    Hey, you're too loud!
[07:11] ---
    And then what?
[07:12] ---
    She went on and on about it.
[07:14] ---
    But that just means he's had
    a lot of experience, doesn't it?
[07:18] ---
    I wonder if that's good.
[07:19] ---
    Oh, you're right. I'm not sure about that.
[07:23] ---
    That was kinda...good to know, right?
[07:24] ---
    Staaaaare.
[07:26] ---
    Huh? What's with that super wide-eyed stare?
[07:32] ---
    Horie, wait!
[07:33] ---
    What's wrong?
[07:35] ---
    You were really good at kissing.
[07:37] ---
    Huh?
[07:38] ---
    It was no problem for you.
[07:41] ---
    Why is that, even though you're a virgin?
[07:43] ---
    For kisses, you are a non-virgin.
[07:46] ---
    But I don't want to kiss anyone but you.
[07:48] ---
    But I don't know your past.
[07:51] ---
    I don't know what happened,
    or what you've done.
[07:54] ---
    For the most part,
[07:56] ---
    you're the type of guy that would willingly
    go out even if you're not dating.
[08:00] ---
    That would be if they're really
    just my regular friends...
[08:05] ---
    Horie, is whether or not I've
    had experience more important
[08:08] ---
    to you than what you feel right now?
[08:13] ---
    I'm done!
[08:21] ---
    Well that's an easy fix.
[08:23] ---
    Admit that you're a kiss virgin.
[08:25] ---
    Even though she'd go so far as to say
    I'm good at it, it was my first kiss,
[08:28] ---
    and on top of that that I
    don't want her to find out
[08:30] ---
    that I've only been practicing on a pillow!
[08:32] ---
    That's just embarrassing.
[08:33] ---
    It's pretty lame.
[08:35] ---
    But you know, I do get it.
[08:37] ---
    Like, if you're thinking "The
    truth is, Horie has already-"
[08:39] ---
    No, stop it!
[08:40] ---
    Yeah, totally.
[08:41] ---
    When you like someone,
    you get curious about their past "experiences."
[08:46] ---
    Wait, I mean, I'm not thinking
    about the past or whatever.
[08:49] ---
    It's more like being scrutinized
    or thought of in a way that's just like...
[08:54] ---
    But you know, I do think
    how it appears is important, too.
[08:57] ---
    He's already stopped listening to us...
[08:59] ---
    If your point of view doesn't change,
    there are certain things you won't understand.
[09:03] ---
    I know that. I know this is my fault.
[09:06] ---
    Basically, depending on how I think about it,
    Kijima's experience doesn't matter.
[09:10] ---
    He can probably do all sorts
    of things with it, right?!
[09:13] ---
    Mommy, she's crying.
[09:15] ---
    Youth has many moments like this.
[09:21] ---
    I want to see his face...
[09:22] ---
    Horie.
[09:24] ---
    Wh-Why are you here?!
[09:26] ---
    Let's walk to the station together.
[09:28] ---
    Uh, okay.
[09:38] ---
    Sorry about earlier.
[09:40] ---
    When I thought about it from
    your perspective, I felt really down.
[09:44] ---
    You and someone else,
    even if it was a long time ago...
[09:50] ---
    I can't stand the thought.
[09:52] ---
    And also, that... was my first kiss.
[09:55] ---
    Th-Then, why are you so good at it?
[09:58] ---
    Huh? Uh, thanks.
[10:01] ---
    But, it felt really good to me too.
[10:03] ---
    What? You too? Does that mean
    I'm a natural at kissing?!
[10:08] ---
    No.
[10:12] ---
    I think it might mean that you
    really love the person you're kissing.
[10:17] ---
    If it feels so good.
[10:21] ---
    Y-You're getting carried away!
    You come after studying!
[10:24] ---
    Oh, I rank higher than I thought. Great!
[10:27] ---
    Wha... I... You...
[10:34] ---
    I'm glad it was a good kiss for you.
[10:39] ---
    If you start wanting to do
    it again, let me know, 'kay?
[10:45] ---
    I would ne-
[10:54] ---
    Atama no naka ippai ni afureteru
[10:55] ---
    Flump~
[10:59] ---
    Thanks, everyone!
    I worked really hard!
[10:59] ---
    Kimi no koto de senkyoritsu
    hyakunijuu percent
SIGN    There was public sex at the end. Huh? There was nothing explicit, so it's R-15. That's a xxx game, isn't it?! We're underage!
[11:05] ---
    Junsuimuku na kono kimochi gyutto
SIGN    So why did you stop me, Takaoka? Because I didn't get to greet you at the Meat Festival!
[11:10] ---
    Nagetsuketai tsutaetai zenbu
SIGN    There's an air of debauchery here... And it smells nice, too... It's like an inn at a red-light district
[11:16] ---
    Koi da tte kizuku mae kara
[11:21] ---
    Kimi ni zenbu goto hikareteita nda yo
SIGN    Look, this is just a DVD with sexy models. DROP He could've put it in the case to hide it...
[11:27] ---
    Soutomo shirazu ni sou yatte mata
SIGN    ABSOLUTE SEX MUSEUM Wow, this place really doesn't hold back! This is only the shop owner's collection. *Minors cannot enter the actual sex museum.
SIGN    Horie... From now on...
[11:32] ---
    Mujaki na egao miseru kara komatta mo nda
[11:41] ---
    Kizukanai kana?
[11:49] ---
    I'm returning your results
    from the last mock exam.
SIGN    Desired University Projected Result First Choice Applicants Hokkaido University 365th 422 total Kyushuu University 305th 368 total
[12:01] ---
    No!
[12:03] ---
    Horie?!
[12:04] ---
    The end
[12:04] ---
    The end!