# 1 - Move Out! Small Fry Platoon!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:30] Takeru**
This is the worst way to die...
**[00:41] Usagi**
Kusanagi!
**[00:42] Usagi**
Please answer me!
**[00:47] Ikaruga**
I can't see through all the smoke!
**[00:49] Ikaruga**
Where are you?
**[00:53] Takeru**
And my life was just getting started, too...
**[01:08] Lapis**
Congratulations.
***SIGN*** Episode 1: "Move Out! Small Fry Platoon!"
**[01:35] Student A**
Isn't that the sword-nut
of the small fry platoon?
**[01:38] Student B**
Oh, the idiot who charged in with
nothing but a sword at training recently?
**[01:42] Student A**
Get a load of that thing dangling at his hip.
**[01:45] Student B**
Japanese swords haven't been relevant
since long before the Great War.
**[01:49] ---**
Is he stupid?
**[01:50] Student A**
Of course he's stupid.
**[01:54] Takeru**
Shrug it off.
**[01:56] Takeru**
Don't get mad at them just
for mocking your sword.
**[02:01] Takeru**
* To clear the huge debts my late parents left me,*
* and to take care of my beloved little sister,*
**[02:06] Takeru**
*I must become a highly-paid inquisitor.*
**[02:11] Takeru**
* Ancestors, please forgive me*
* for letting you down.*
***SIGN*** Freshmen 35th Test Platoon
**[02:19] Karuga**
Come in.
**[02:21] Usagi**
H-Hey!
**[02:21] Usagi**
Wait—
**[02:29] Usagi**
N-N-N—
**[02:34] Takeru**
Not this again...
**[02:37] Usagi**
Wait, why are *you* crying?
**[02:42] Usagi**
What is the meaning of this?!
**[02:44] Usagi**
Ordinarily, shouldn't I be the one crying?
**[02:48] Takeru**
Uh, well...
**[02:49] Usagi**
Did I look that pitiful to you?
**[02:52] Usagi**
Was I really that comical?
**[02:54] Usagi**
Enough to bring you to tears?
**[02:56] Takeru**
No! In fact, you have a great body...
**[02:59] Usagi**
Pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!
**[03:03] Ikaruga**
I got some nice pictures out of that!
**[03:05] Ikaruga**
I never imagined he'd actually cry.
**[03:09] Takeru**
Ikaruga! This is your doing again?!
**[03:12] Takeru**
How many times have I told you
not to use Usagi as a plaything—
**[03:15] Ikaruga**
Maybe I should throw copies
of this all over campus.
**[03:20] Ikaruga**
"A Bunny Girl And The Boy Who
Burst Into Tears Upon Seeing Her."
**[03:24] Ikaruga**
Even I find the absurdity of it arousing.
**[03:28] Usagi**
What?
**[03:28] Usagi**
H-Hey, stop that!
**[03:31] Ikaruga**
This will fetch a pretty penny.
**[03:32] Usagi**
Stop it! Give me that camera!
**[03:36] Sougetsu**
Listen.
**[03:37] ---**
An inquisitor's job is to capture witches
and confiscate magic items.
**[03:43] Sougetsu**
Our aim is not to kill or destroy.
**[03:47] Ouka**
I know that, sir.
**[03:50] Ouka**
But killing that witch was the only way
I could have handled the situation.
**[03:54] Sougetsu**
Whatever your reasons,
you abandoned your duty as inquisitor.
**[04:00] Sougetsu**
I hope you're ready to face the consequences.
**[04:03] Ouka**
Am I...
**[04:05] ---**
fired?
**[04:06] Sougetsu**
Disbarred, to be precise.
**[04:10] Sougetsu**
You will go back to being a normal
student at Anti-Magic Academy.
**[04:16] Sougetsu**
You will be assigned to...
**[04:19] Sougetsu**
The 35th Test Platoon.
**[04:21] Sougetsu**
Also known as, "The Small Fry Platoon."
**[04:25] Ouka**
Small Fry Platoon?
**[04:28] Usagi**
Shouldn't we be coming up
with a plan of action?
**[04:32] Usagi**
It's been half a year since
we entered high school.
**[04:34] ---**
Half a year!
**[04:35] Usagi**
Do you know what our current points total is?
**[04:39] Takeru**
Z-Zero, I think?
**[04:41] Usagi**
Yes, zero! Zero points in half a year!
**[04:44] Usagi**
We must think of a way to
overcome this predicament!
**[04:49] Ikaruga**
With Kusanagi as our lone vanguard,
there's nothing we *can* do.
**[04:54] Takeru**
I'm sorry. I'm ashamed of myself.
**[04:56] Usagi**
Don't be so quick to apologize!
**[04:59] Usagi**
You're the captain!
**[05:01] Usagi**
Please act more like one!
**[05:03] Takeru**
That's easy for you to say.
**[05:05] Takeru**
I'm just not cut out for this,
on a fundamental level.
**[05:08] Ikaruga**
Oh, all right.
**[05:10] Ikaruga**
I suppose I can help.
**[05:14] Usagi**
How so?
**[05:15] Ikaruga**
I hear a D-rank magical item that'd gone missing
is going to be traded illegally tonight.
**[05:21] Ikaruga**
If we arrest the people involved,
we'll earn a fair amount of points, right?
**[05:26] Usagi**
That's awesome!
**[05:28] Sougetsu**
Good afternoon, children!
**[05:32] Takeru**
Chairman...
**[05:33] Sougetsu**
Did I startle you?
**[05:34] Sougetsu**
Did you go shot like you were down?
**[05:39] Ikaruga**
What do you want?
**[05:40] Ikaruga**
I thought a big shot like you would be
too busy to visit a dingy platoon like ours.
**[05:45] Sougetsu**
Impertinent as usual, I see.
**[05:48] Sougetsu**
I hear nothing but bad things about you kids,
**[05:51] Sougetsu**
but I personally like how you
stick out like a sore thumb.
**[05:56] Sougetsu**
Even so, your platoon's performance
leaves much to be desired.
**[06:02] Sougetsu**
Which is why I'm here...
**[06:04] Sougetsu**
I've brought backup for
the 35th Test Platoon.
**[06:08] Takeru**
Backup?
**[06:10] Sougetu**
Come on in.
**[06:13] Sougetsu**
Former official inquisitor, Ohtori Ouka.
**[06:15] Sougetsu**
She has transferred to the
high school division for reasons.
**[06:19] Ouka**
Nice to meet you.
**[06:20] Sougetsu**
Well, I hope you all get along well.
**[06:23] Takeru**
Ohtori Ouka...
**[06:27] Usagi**
I've heard of her...
**[06:29] Usagi**
In middle school, she was a top
student who became an inquisitor
**[06:33] ---**
in just a year and a half.
**[06:35] Sougetsu**
And she's also my daughter!
**[06:37] Sougetsu**
Don't you see the resemblance?
**[06:39] Sougetsu**
The shape of our eyebrows and our
noses, or our general cuteness?
**[06:44] Ouka**
I'm only his daughter on paper.
**[06:46] Ouka**
We aren't related by blood,
so please don't misconstrue.
**[06:50] Usagi**
I can't say I'm too fond of
prodigies and privileged kids.
**[06:55] Usagi**
Wait, do you know her?
**[06:58] Takeru**
Yeah.
**[07:02] Takeru**
We were... classmates.
**[07:04] Ikaruga**
And why did this Ohtori Ouka quit the
official inquisition to join our platoon?
**[07:09] Ouka**
Sorry, but I can't tell you the reason.
**[07:15] Sougetsu**
Well, I'll just leave you kids to it!
**[07:20] Takeru**
O-Ohtori...
**[07:22] Takeru**
L-Long time no see...
**[07:25] ---**
How've you been?
**[07:29] Ouka**
Who're you?
**[07:36] Ikaruga**
*Since this is your first day,*
**[07:38] ---**
*why don't you stand by at the platoon HQ?*
**[07:41] Ouka**
No. I'm fine.
**[07:42] ---**
I'll participate in the mission.
**[07:44] Ikaruga**
Really? I don't care either way,
but you sure are fired up.
**[07:48] Ouka**
*Relax. I won't hold you back.*
**[07:51] Ikaruga**
Then let me explain the mission once again.
**[07:53] Ikaruga**
* Our target this time is an*
* Andreff Jaeger anthology*
**[07:56] ---**
* written in the early years*
* of the witch hunt wars:*
**[07:59] Ikaruga**
*a first edition copy of* Unorthodox Psalms*.*
**[08:01] Ikaruga**
*Since it's not the original,*
**[08:02] ---**
* it's not powerful enough*
* to actually produce magic.*
**[08:05] Ikaruga**
* But when it was printed,*
* Andreff himself infused it with some.*
**[08:10] Ikaruga**
That magic makes readers go crazy and
drives them to suicide, apparently.
**[08:14] Takeru**
* She probably hacked into another*
* platoon's mission data again...*
**[08:18] Takeru**
Usagi, how are things on your end?
**[08:20] Usagi**
Th-There's only one place with lights on:
an office on the seventh floor.
**[08:24] Usagi**
I-I see two people!
**[08:26] Takeru**
*Okay. Seventh floor it is.*
**[08:28] Usagi**
I-I'm not nervous, you know!
**[08:31] Usagi**
I'm offended that you think that way.
**[08:34] Usagi**
I-I'm merely being cautious.
**[08:37] Takeru**
No one asked if you were nervous.
**[08:40] Takeru**
Ohtori.
**[08:41] Takeru**
Circle around the hallway
on the opposite side.
**[08:43] Takeru**
Once I give the signal, charge in.
**[08:46] Mafia A**
By the way, there's one
more thing I want you to buy.
**[08:50] Mafia A**
It's a first edition copy of *Unorthodox Psalms*.
**[08:53] Mari**
You're a complete and utter idiot.
**[08:56] Mari**
You underestimate the inquisitors far too much.
**[08:59] Mafia A**
Who cares if I'm discovered?
**[09:01] Mafia A**
I've got that thing you guys gave me.
**[09:04] Takeru**
Enemy spotted. One by the entrance.
**[09:07] Takeru**
Once I give the signal,
I'll jump out as a decoy.
**[09:09] Takeru**
*Ohtori, you shoot the guard.*
**[09:11] Ouka**
Roger.
**[09:12] Takeru**
* Usagi, begin sniping three*
* seconds after the signal.*
**[09:14] Usagi**
R-Roger.
**[09:16] Takeru**
*Ikaruga, keep watch on the surroundings.*
**[09:18] Ikaruga**
Roger.
**[09:22] Takeru**
All right.
**[09:23] Takeru**
Commence mission!
**[09:25] Mafia B**
Damn you!
**[09:32] Usagi**
*I did it, Kusanagi!*
**[09:34] Usagi**
I'm the best!
**[09:36] Takeru**
This is the inquisition!
**[09:37] Takeru**
You're under arrest on charges of
illegal possession and theft of magical items!
**[09:47] Takeru**
Um...
**[09:49] ---**
Usagi-san?
**[09:50] Usagi**
You saw my handiwork, didn't you?
Aren't I awesome?!
**[09:52] Usagi**
I blew both their heads off!
**[09:55] Takeru**
*You're not supposed to!*
**[09:57] Takeru**
Wait, did you shoot into the wrong building?
**[10:01] Usaig**
Th-This sort of thing can happen sometimes!
**[10:04] Takeru**
Like hell it can!
**[10:05] Mari**
I told you so.
**[10:08] Mari**
Well, have fun getting rid of them.
**[10:11] Takeru**
Wait!
**[10:11] Mafia C**
Don't move!
**[10:13] Mafia C**
He said he's with the inquisition.
**[10:17] ---**
Isn't this bad?
**[10:18] Mafia D**
Don't panic. Take a look.
**[10:21] Mafia D**
You're a student at Anti-Magic
Academy, aren't you?
**[10:24] Mafia D**
Are you alone?
**[10:27] Takeru**
I-I'm kinda lost, you see...
**[10:32] Mafia D**
Is that so?
**[10:33] Mafia**
You got lost, huh? Sucks to be you.
**[10:36] Mafia E**
Hey, look!
**[10:37] Mafia E**
This genius is packing a sword!
**[10:40] Mafia D**
I didn't realize today's
inquisitors were so old-fashioned!
**[10:44] Mafia D**
Amazing! We're up against a samurai!
**[10:47] Mafia F**
Are you a mental patient?
**[10:49] Mafia D**
End your sentences with
"gozaru," like a samurai!
**[10:58] Ikaruga**
Kusanagi! Don't listen to them!
**[11:01] Ikaruga**
If you lose your temper now,
things will really go south!
**[11:03] Mafia C**
Swords, eh?
**[11:05] ---**
What use do those have nowadays?
**[11:08] Mafia C**
Swords can't beat magic or guns.
**[11:10] Mafia C**
They're just scrap metal.
**[11:14] Ikaruga**
Aww, it's over now. Just do as you wish.
**[11:18] Mafia D**
Die, metal head!
**[11:22] Takeru**
Sweeping Magic Blade!
**[11:33] Mafia D**
Wh-What was that?
**[11:36] ---**
What did you do?!
**[11:41] Takeru**
Did you just say "scrap metal"?
**[11:45] Takeru**
Prepare to die, bastards...
**[11:47] Takeru**
And not in a normal way!
**[11:49] Takeru**
User of the Kusanagi double-edged art,
**[11:51] Takeru**
Kusanagi Takeru, will cut you down
whether you like it or not!
**[11:55] Mafia D**
Why, this little...
**[12:00] Takeru**
You aren't fit to be the rust on my blade,
so don't even think about it.
**[12:03] Takeru**
I'll show you a slash so brutal,
my sword won't even be bloodied!
**[12:08] Ikaruga/Text**
*Onii-chan...*
**[12:11] Ikaruga**
*Please don't make such a scary face.*
**[12:15] Ikaruga**
*Have you calmed down, Kusanagi?*
**[12:17] Ikaruga**
That was my voice, you sister lover.
**[12:20] Ikaruga**
How'd you like it?
Sounded like her, right?
**[12:22] Ikaruga**
Anyway...
**[12:24] ---**
*How are you getting out of this mess?*
**[12:29] Takeru**
I was just kidding.
**[12:30] Takeru**
It was a joke!
**[12:32] Takeru**
There's no such thing as a slash
that doesn't bloody the sword!
**[12:38] Mafia**
What?!
**[12:59] Takeru**
Wow...
**[13:01] Ouka**
Hey, you there.
**[13:03] ---**
Resistance is futile.
**[13:05] Ouka**
Just hand over *Unorthodox Psalms*.
**[13:08] Mafia A**
Drop dead, all of you!
**[13:11] Takeru**
Instant Magic?
**[13:12] Ouka**
Scumbag! Makes me sick to my stomach!
**[13:18] Mari**
Oh, dear. So he used it, huh?
**[13:24] Takeru**
A Dragoon?
**[13:26] Takeru**
Why does he have one of
the inquisition's weapons?!
**[13:27] Ikaruga**
This is bad!
**[13:29] Ikaruga**
Usagi, hurry to the sniping point!
**[13:31] Usagi**
Give me one more minute!
**[13:33] Takeru**
Ohtori!
**[13:34] Ouka**
Get down, and stay out of the way.
**[13:38] Mafia A**
Don't you look down on me.
**[13:39] Mafia A**
I'm not about to get arrested here!
**[13:44] Takeru**
Ohtori!
**[13:46] Mafia A**
Quit running around!
**[13:59] Mafia A**
Why'd it stop moving?
**[14:00] Mafia A**
Move! Move!
**[14:07] Ouka**
The old Dragoon has one glaring weakness:
the fragility of its joint drive mechanism.
**[14:11] Ouka**
Furthermore, it's not made
for close quarters combat.
**[14:14] Mafia A**
Damn it!
**[14:15] Ouka**
This is what happens when an
amateur tries to use a Dragoon.
**[14:19] Ouka**
I hope you learned your lesson.
**[14:20] Takeru**
She's in a league of her own...
**[14:26] Takeru**
Are you hurt, Ohtori?
**[14:28] Ouka**
I'm fine.
**[14:46] Takeru**
Well, uh...
**[14:48] ---**
D-Don't worry!
**[14:50] Takeru**
I'm more into flat chests.
**[14:54] Takeru**
S-Sorry! Just kidding!
That's not the issue here, is it?
**[14:57] Ouka**
Just get off of me already!
**[15:00] Takeru**
Wait, wait! Calm down, Ohtori!
**[15:05] Usagi**
Kusanagi! I did it!
**[15:07] Usagi**
I'm sure I hit the mark with that one!
**[15:09] Takeru**
It's gonna end up like this anyway, huh?
**[15:13] Ouka**
Hey! Don't fall asleep there!
**[15:16] Ouka**
What is wrong with this platoon?!
**[15:32] Usagi**
What are you playing at?
I demand an explanation!
**[15:35] Usagi**
Ever since then, you keep running off
to handle missions by yourself.
**[15:41] Usagi**
Don't you realize it's making us lose all face?
**[15:44] Ouka**
If you want to go on missions as a platoon,
then feel free to do so without me.
**[15:49] Ouka**
I want no part of it.
I'll be fine by myself.
**[15:51] Usagi**
I've never felt so insulted in my life!
**[15:54] Usagi**
Who do you think you are?!
**[15:56] Ikaruga**
Don't waste your breath.
**[15:57] Ikaruga**
She won't listen to anything you say.
**[16:00] Ikaruga**
She's only interested in her own goals.
**[16:03] Ouka**
Then let me make this clear.
**[16:06] Ouka**
First, Saionji. Your sniping
has a fatal flaw to it.
**[16:12] Ouka**
You crumble under pressure and lose all accuracy.
How can I trust you to have my back?
**[16:19] Ouka**
Next, Suginami.
**[16:21] ---**
You're a skilled mechanic. I'll give you that.
**[16:23] Ouka**
But you go too far with your modifications.
**[16:26] Ouka**
Don't stick a full-automatic
function on a 9mm pistol.
**[16:30] Ikaruga**
Yeah, yeah.
**[16:31] Ouka**
And Kusanagi, *you* should've been
the one to say what I just said.
**[16:37] Ouka**
Do you want your subordinates
to die pointless deaths?
**[16:40] Ouka**
You're a disgrace as a captain.
**[16:44] Takeru**
You may well be right.
**[16:47] Ouka**
You have no right to call
yourself an inquisitor.
**[16:55] Ikaruga**
Ability trumps everything for her, huh?
**[16:58] Ikaruga**
Is she incapable of trusting anyone but herself?
**[17:01] Takeru**
Well, she was pretty much on the money.
**[17:05] Takeru**
But...
**[17:06] Usagi**
What is it?
**[17:08] Takeru**
Well, she's one of us now,
so we gotta patch things up somehow.
**[17:12] Ikaruga**
But it doesn't seem like Miss High-and-Mighty
wants to play nice with us.
**[17:18] Takeru**
I have a plan...
***SIGN*** Small Fry Platoon New Member Welcoming Party
**[17:24] Usagi**
It's all finished, Kusanagi!
**[17:26] Usagi**
A masterpiece, even if I do say so myself!
**[17:29] Usagi**
It's an anko-and-cream shortcake my grandma
**[17:31] ---**
taught me to bake when I was a child!
**[17:34] Takeu**
Usagi, you really can cook, huh?
**[17:37] Ikaruga**
Now that we're on board with your
"plan," we can't back out...
**[17:41] Ikaruga**
But couldn't we have gone
with something better?
**[17:44] Takeru**
Don't worry!
**[17:46] Takeru**
Welcoming parties were highly
recommended in this book,
**[17:49] ---**
*How to Work with New Employees*.
**[17:52] Takeru**
I'm sure even Ohtori will open her
heart up to us a little after this!
**[17:56] Ikaruga**
You have a child's blind optimism...
**[17:58] Ouka**
I'm coming in.
**[18:02] Takeru**
Welcome to the 35th Platoon!
**[18:06] Ouka**
Partying during platoon activity hours?
**[18:11] Ouka**
Good for you, Captain.
**[18:13] Takeru**
Uh, actually, we did this for you...
**[18:16] Ouka**
Fraternizing isn't my thing.
**[18:19] Takeru**
Hey!
**[18:21] Takeru**
How'd you get that wound?
**[18:22] Ouka**
That's none of your business.
**[18:24] Takeru**
Hey!
**[18:25] Takeru**
Hang on a second.
**[18:26] Takeru**
I'll take care of it right away!
**[18:28] Ouka**
Besides, unlike you people, I didn't
become an inquisitor for fun and games.
**[18:34] Takeru**
Ohtori!
**[18:38] Takeru**
Wait! Where are you going?!
**[18:41] Ouka**
I told you it was none of your business.
**[18:45] Takeru**
But it is!
**[18:47] Takeru**
I'm your comrade, not to mention your captain.
**[18:51] Ouka**
I don't consider you
worthy to be my captain.
**[18:54] Ouka**
And I don't want to be your comrade, either.
**[18:56] Takeru**
I don't care how you see it.
I am your captain.
**[19:00] Takeru**
And I'm not about to leave an
injured member of my platoon alone!
**[19:05] Ouka**
Oh, do whatever you like!
**[19:12] Takeru**
Valhalla?
**[19:13] Ouka**
It's a magic association
which nobody knows much about.
**[19:16] Ouka**
It's quite likely that they were the
other party in that trade the other day.
**[19:21] Takeru**
And you're saying Valhalla was behind this, too?
**[19:24] Ouka**
Yes...
**[19:26] Takeru**
Let's go!
**[19:27] Ouka**
W-Wait!
**[19:28] Ouka**
You idiot!
**[19:31] Thug A**
Who the hell are you?!
**[19:39] Takeru**
Thanks for the help back there.
**[19:40] Ouka**
I'll go check on the container.
**[19:43] Ouka**
Restrain those two.
**[19:45] Takeru**
Sure.
**[19:49] Takeru**
I wonder how Ohtori is doing.
**[19:58] Takeru**
Are these...
**[20:02] Ouka**
Sorry...
**[20:04] ---**
I was too late...
**[20:07] ---**
It must have hurt...
**[20:10] Ouka**
But you don't have to suffer anymore.
**[20:13] Ouka**
You'll be fine now...
**[20:17] Ouka**
I'll shoulder it all for you.
**[20:21] Takeru**
Ohtori...
**[20:26] Takeru**
Hey!
**[20:29] Takeru**
What are you doing? Stop!
**[20:31] Ouka**
Move it!
**[20:32] Ouka**
I'm killing them!
**[20:33] Takeru**
You know what will happen if you
kill them right now, don't you?!
**[20:37] Takeru**
You really will lose your
inquisitor's license!
**[20:40] Ouka**
I'll kill them all!
**[20:42] Ouka**
These bastards! The witches! Everyone!
**[20:44] Takeru**
You can't!
**[20:46] Takeru**
Didn't you become an inquisitor so you
could prevent more victims like her?!
**[20:49] Ouka**
So you think I should just let them go,
**[20:51] Ouka**
after what they did?!
**[20:52] Takeru**
If you lose it now, there
will be more victims!
**[20:54] Ouka**
A witch killed my family!
**[20:59] Ouka**
A witch stole everything from me!
**[21:01] Ouka**
So I hate witches,
and everything to do with magic!
**[21:06] Ouka**
I vowed to dedicate my life to
the extermination of witches!
**[21:10] ---**
That has never changed,
and it never will until I die!
**[21:14] Takeru**
Ohtori...
**[21:19] Ouka**
If I work with others, they'll
get in the way of my revenge.
**[21:24] Ouka**
That's why I can't be your comrade.
**[21:30] Takeru**
Don't!
**[21:39] Takeru**
No, you can.
**[21:42] Takeru**
I won't pretend to understand
what you've gone through.
**[21:46] Takeru**
But I also won't give up
trying to become your comrade.
**[22:05] Lapis**
Kusanagi Takeru...
***SIGN*** Summon the Hero