# Anti-Magic Academy: The 35th Test Platoon
Set in a world where witches run havoc, the military decides to shift from using sword to utilizing guns to neutralize magical threats. The Anti-Magic Academy is an institution that specializes in training witch hunters. Takeru Kusunagi, who can’t use guns and continues to fight with a sword, is relegated to the 35th Test Platoon, a motley group who can’t cooperate. One day, Ouka Ohtori, an elite pistol master who was forced into demotion, joins the platoon. Will they be able to gather their strengths and work together?
# Season 1
# 1 - Move Out! Small Fry Platoon!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:30] Takeru**
This is the worst way to die...
**[00:41] Usagi**
Kusanagi!
**[00:42] Usagi**
Please answer me!
**[00:47] Ikaruga**
I can't see through all the smoke!
**[00:49] Ikaruga**
Where are you?
**[00:53] Takeru**
And my life was just getting started, too...
**[01:08] Lapis**
Congratulations.
***SIGN*** Episode 1: "Move Out! Small Fry Platoon!"
**[01:35] Student A**
Isn't that the sword-nut
of the small fry platoon?
**[01:38] Student B**
Oh, the idiot who charged in with
nothing but a sword at training recently?
**[01:42] Student A**
Get a load of that thing dangling at his hip.
**[01:45] Student B**
Japanese swords haven't been relevant
since long before the Great War.
**[01:49] ---**
Is he stupid?
**[01:50] Student A**
Of course he's stupid.
**[01:54] Takeru**
Shrug it off.
**[01:56] Takeru**
Don't get mad at them just
for mocking your sword.
**[02:01] Takeru**
* To clear the huge debts my late parents left me,*
* and to take care of my beloved little sister,*
**[02:06] Takeru**
*I must become a highly-paid inquisitor.*
**[02:11] Takeru**
* Ancestors, please forgive me*
* for letting you down.*
***SIGN*** Freshmen 35th Test Platoon
**[02:19] Karuga**
Come in.
**[02:21] Usagi**
H-Hey!
**[02:21] Usagi**
Wait—
**[02:29] Usagi**
N-N-N—
**[02:34] Takeru**
Not this again...
**[02:37] Usagi**
Wait, why are *you* crying?
**[02:42] Usagi**
What is the meaning of this?!
**[02:44] Usagi**
Ordinarily, shouldn't I be the one crying?
**[02:48] Takeru**
Uh, well...
**[02:49] Usagi**
Did I look that pitiful to you?
**[02:52] Usagi**
Was I really that comical?
**[02:54] Usagi**
Enough to bring you to tears?
**[02:56] Takeru**
No! In fact, you have a great body...
**[02:59] Usagi**
Pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!
**[03:03] Ikaruga**
I got some nice pictures out of that!
**[03:05] Ikaruga**
I never imagined he'd actually cry.
**[03:09] Takeru**
Ikaruga! This is your doing again?!
**[03:12] Takeru**
How many times have I told you
not to use Usagi as a plaything—
**[03:15] Ikaruga**
Maybe I should throw copies
of this all over campus.
**[03:20] Ikaruga**
"A Bunny Girl And The Boy Who
Burst Into Tears Upon Seeing Her."
**[03:24] Ikaruga**
Even I find the absurdity of it arousing.
**[03:28] Usagi**
What?
**[03:28] Usagi**
H-Hey, stop that!
**[03:31] Ikaruga**
This will fetch a pretty penny.
**[03:32] Usagi**
Stop it! Give me that camera!
**[03:36] Sougetsu**
Listen.
**[03:37] ---**
An inquisitor's job is to capture witches
and confiscate magic items.
**[03:43] Sougetsu**
Our aim is not to kill or destroy.
**[03:47] Ouka**
I know that, sir.
**[03:50] Ouka**
But killing that witch was the only way
I could have handled the situation.
**[03:54] Sougetsu**
Whatever your reasons,
you abandoned your duty as inquisitor.
**[04:00] Sougetsu**
I hope you're ready to face the consequences.
**[04:03] Ouka**
Am I...
**[04:05] ---**
fired?
**[04:06] Sougetsu**
Disbarred, to be precise.
**[04:10] Sougetsu**
You will go back to being a normal
student at Anti-Magic Academy.
**[04:16] Sougetsu**
You will be assigned to...
**[04:19] Sougetsu**
The 35th Test Platoon.
**[04:21] Sougetsu**
Also known as, "The Small Fry Platoon."
**[04:25] Ouka**
Small Fry Platoon?
**[04:28] Usagi**
Shouldn't we be coming up
with a plan of action?
**[04:32] Usagi**
It's been half a year since
we entered high school.
**[04:34] ---**
Half a year!
**[04:35] Usagi**
Do you know what our current points total is?
**[04:39] Takeru**
Z-Zero, I think?
**[04:41] Usagi**
Yes, zero! Zero points in half a year!
**[04:44] Usagi**
We must think of a way to
overcome this predicament!
**[04:49] Ikaruga**
With Kusanagi as our lone vanguard,
there's nothing we *can* do.
**[04:54] Takeru**
I'm sorry. I'm ashamed of myself.
**[04:56] Usagi**
Don't be so quick to apologize!
**[04:59] Usagi**
You're the captain!
**[05:01] Usagi**
Please act more like one!
**[05:03] Takeru**
That's easy for you to say.
**[05:05] Takeru**
I'm just not cut out for this,
on a fundamental level.
**[05:08] Ikaruga**
Oh, all right.
**[05:10] Ikaruga**
I suppose I can help.
**[05:14] Usagi**
How so?
**[05:15] Ikaruga**
I hear a D-rank magical item that'd gone missing
is going to be traded illegally tonight.
**[05:21] Ikaruga**
If we arrest the people involved,
we'll earn a fair amount of points, right?
**[05:26] Usagi**
That's awesome!
**[05:28] Sougetsu**
Good afternoon, children!
**[05:32] Takeru**
Chairman...
**[05:33] Sougetsu**
Did I startle you?
**[05:34] Sougetsu**
Did you go shot like you were down?
**[05:39] Ikaruga**
What do you want?
**[05:40] Ikaruga**
I thought a big shot like you would be
too busy to visit a dingy platoon like ours.
**[05:45] Sougetsu**
Impertinent as usual, I see.
**[05:48] Sougetsu**
I hear nothing but bad things about you kids,
**[05:51] Sougetsu**
but I personally like how you
stick out like a sore thumb.
**[05:56] Sougetsu**
Even so, your platoon's performance
leaves much to be desired.
**[06:02] Sougetsu**
Which is why I'm here...
**[06:04] Sougetsu**
I've brought backup for
the 35th Test Platoon.
**[06:08] Takeru**
Backup?
**[06:10] Sougetu**
Come on in.
**[06:13] Sougetsu**
Former official inquisitor, Ohtori Ouka.
**[06:15] Sougetsu**
She has transferred to the
high school division for reasons.
**[06:19] Ouka**
Nice to meet you.
**[06:20] Sougetsu**
Well, I hope you all get along well.
**[06:23] Takeru**
Ohtori Ouka...
**[06:27] Usagi**
I've heard of her...
**[06:29] Usagi**
In middle school, she was a top
student who became an inquisitor
**[06:33] ---**
in just a year and a half.
**[06:35] Sougetsu**
And she's also my daughter!
**[06:37] Sougetsu**
Don't you see the resemblance?
**[06:39] Sougetsu**
The shape of our eyebrows and our
noses, or our general cuteness?
**[06:44] Ouka**
I'm only his daughter on paper.
**[06:46] Ouka**
We aren't related by blood,
so please don't misconstrue.
**[06:50] Usagi**
I can't say I'm too fond of
prodigies and privileged kids.
**[06:55] Usagi**
Wait, do you know her?
**[06:58] Takeru**
Yeah.
**[07:02] Takeru**
We were... classmates.
**[07:04] Ikaruga**
And why did this Ohtori Ouka quit the
official inquisition to join our platoon?
**[07:09] Ouka**
Sorry, but I can't tell you the reason.
**[07:15] Sougetsu**
Well, I'll just leave you kids to it!
**[07:20] Takeru**
O-Ohtori...
**[07:22] Takeru**
L-Long time no see...
**[07:25] ---**
How've you been?
**[07:29] Ouka**
Who're you?
**[07:36] Ikaruga**
*Since this is your first day,*
**[07:38] ---**
*why don't you stand by at the platoon HQ?*
**[07:41] Ouka**
No. I'm fine.
**[07:42] ---**
I'll participate in the mission.
**[07:44] Ikaruga**
Really? I don't care either way,
but you sure are fired up.
**[07:48] Ouka**
*Relax. I won't hold you back.*
**[07:51] Ikaruga**
Then let me explain the mission once again.
**[07:53] Ikaruga**
* Our target this time is an*
* Andreff Jaeger anthology*
**[07:56] ---**
* written in the early years*
* of the witch hunt wars:*
**[07:59] Ikaruga**
*a first edition copy of* Unorthodox Psalms*.*
**[08:01] Ikaruga**
*Since it's not the original,*
**[08:02] ---**
* it's not powerful enough*
* to actually produce magic.*
**[08:05] Ikaruga**
* But when it was printed,*
* Andreff himself infused it with some.*
**[08:10] Ikaruga**
That magic makes readers go crazy and
drives them to suicide, apparently.
**[08:14] Takeru**
* She probably hacked into another*
* platoon's mission data again...*
**[08:18] Takeru**
Usagi, how are things on your end?
**[08:20] Usagi**
Th-There's only one place with lights on:
an office on the seventh floor.
**[08:24] Usagi**
I-I see two people!
**[08:26] Takeru**
*Okay. Seventh floor it is.*
**[08:28] Usagi**
I-I'm not nervous, you know!
**[08:31] Usagi**
I'm offended that you think that way.
**[08:34] Usagi**
I-I'm merely being cautious.
**[08:37] Takeru**
No one asked if you were nervous.
**[08:40] Takeru**
Ohtori.
**[08:41] Takeru**
Circle around the hallway
on the opposite side.
**[08:43] Takeru**
Once I give the signal, charge in.
**[08:46] Mafia A**
By the way, there's one
more thing I want you to buy.
**[08:50] Mafia A**
It's a first edition copy of *Unorthodox Psalms*.
**[08:53] Mari**
You're a complete and utter idiot.
**[08:56] Mari**
You underestimate the inquisitors far too much.
**[08:59] Mafia A**
Who cares if I'm discovered?
**[09:01] Mafia A**
I've got that thing you guys gave me.
**[09:04] Takeru**
Enemy spotted. One by the entrance.
**[09:07] Takeru**
Once I give the signal,
I'll jump out as a decoy.
**[09:09] Takeru**
*Ohtori, you shoot the guard.*
**[09:11] Ouka**
Roger.
**[09:12] Takeru**
* Usagi, begin sniping three*
* seconds after the signal.*
**[09:14] Usagi**
R-Roger.
**[09:16] Takeru**
*Ikaruga, keep watch on the surroundings.*
**[09:18] Ikaruga**
Roger.
**[09:22] Takeru**
All right.
**[09:23] Takeru**
Commence mission!
**[09:25] Mafia B**
Damn you!
**[09:32] Usagi**
*I did it, Kusanagi!*
**[09:34] Usagi**
I'm the best!
**[09:36] Takeru**
This is the inquisition!
**[09:37] Takeru**
You're under arrest on charges of
illegal possession and theft of magical items!
**[09:47] Takeru**
Um...
**[09:49] ---**
Usagi-san?
**[09:50] Usagi**
You saw my handiwork, didn't you?
Aren't I awesome?!
**[09:52] Usagi**
I blew both their heads off!
**[09:55] Takeru**
*You're not supposed to!*
**[09:57] Takeru**
Wait, did you shoot into the wrong building?
**[10:01] Usaig**
Th-This sort of thing can happen sometimes!
**[10:04] Takeru**
Like hell it can!
**[10:05] Mari**
I told you so.
**[10:08] Mari**
Well, have fun getting rid of them.
**[10:11] Takeru**
Wait!
**[10:11] Mafia C**
Don't move!
**[10:13] Mafia C**
He said he's with the inquisition.
**[10:17] ---**
Isn't this bad?
**[10:18] Mafia D**
Don't panic. Take a look.
**[10:21] Mafia D**
You're a student at Anti-Magic
Academy, aren't you?
**[10:24] Mafia D**
Are you alone?
**[10:27] Takeru**
I-I'm kinda lost, you see...
**[10:32] Mafia D**
Is that so?
**[10:33] Mafia**
You got lost, huh? Sucks to be you.
**[10:36] Mafia E**
Hey, look!
**[10:37] Mafia E**
This genius is packing a sword!
**[10:40] Mafia D**
I didn't realize today's
inquisitors were so old-fashioned!
**[10:44] Mafia D**
Amazing! We're up against a samurai!
**[10:47] Mafia F**
Are you a mental patient?
**[10:49] Mafia D**
End your sentences with
"gozaru," like a samurai!
**[10:58] Ikaruga**
Kusanagi! Don't listen to them!
**[11:01] Ikaruga**
If you lose your temper now,
things will really go south!
**[11:03] Mafia C**
Swords, eh?
**[11:05] ---**
What use do those have nowadays?
**[11:08] Mafia C**
Swords can't beat magic or guns.
**[11:10] Mafia C**
They're just scrap metal.
**[11:14] Ikaruga**
Aww, it's over now. Just do as you wish.
**[11:18] Mafia D**
Die, metal head!
**[11:22] Takeru**
Sweeping Magic Blade!
**[11:33] Mafia D**
Wh-What was that?
**[11:36] ---**
What did you do?!
**[11:41] Takeru**
Did you just say "scrap metal"?
**[11:45] Takeru**
Prepare to die, bastards...
**[11:47] Takeru**
And not in a normal way!
**[11:49] Takeru**
User of the Kusanagi double-edged art,
**[11:51] Takeru**
Kusanagi Takeru, will cut you down
whether you like it or not!
**[11:55] Mafia D**
Why, this little...
**[12:00] Takeru**
You aren't fit to be the rust on my blade,
so don't even think about it.
**[12:03] Takeru**
I'll show you a slash so brutal,
my sword won't even be bloodied!
**[12:08] Ikaruga/Text**
*Onii-chan...*
**[12:11] Ikaruga**
*Please don't make such a scary face.*
**[12:15] Ikaruga**
*Have you calmed down, Kusanagi?*
**[12:17] Ikaruga**
That was my voice, you sister lover.
**[12:20] Ikaruga**
How'd you like it?
Sounded like her, right?
**[12:22] Ikaruga**
Anyway...
**[12:24] ---**
*How are you getting out of this mess?*
**[12:29] Takeru**
I was just kidding.
**[12:30] Takeru**
It was a joke!
**[12:32] Takeru**
There's no such thing as a slash
that doesn't bloody the sword!
**[12:38] Mafia**
What?!
**[12:59] Takeru**
Wow...
**[13:01] Ouka**
Hey, you there.
**[13:03] ---**
Resistance is futile.
**[13:05] Ouka**
Just hand over *Unorthodox Psalms*.
**[13:08] Mafia A**
Drop dead, all of you!
**[13:11] Takeru**
Instant Magic?
**[13:12] Ouka**
Scumbag! Makes me sick to my stomach!
**[13:18] Mari**
Oh, dear. So he used it, huh?
**[13:24] Takeru**
A Dragoon?
**[13:26] Takeru**
Why does he have one of
the inquisition's weapons?!
**[13:27] Ikaruga**
This is bad!
**[13:29] Ikaruga**
Usagi, hurry to the sniping point!
**[13:31] Usagi**
Give me one more minute!
**[13:33] Takeru**
Ohtori!
**[13:34] Ouka**
Get down, and stay out of the way.
**[13:38] Mafia A**
Don't you look down on me.
**[13:39] Mafia A**
I'm not about to get arrested here!
**[13:44] Takeru**
Ohtori!
**[13:46] Mafia A**
Quit running around!
**[13:59] Mafia A**
Why'd it stop moving?
**[14:00] Mafia A**
Move! Move!
**[14:07] Ouka**
The old Dragoon has one glaring weakness:
the fragility of its joint drive mechanism.
**[14:11] Ouka**
Furthermore, it's not made
for close quarters combat.
**[14:14] Mafia A**
Damn it!
**[14:15] Ouka**
This is what happens when an
amateur tries to use a Dragoon.
**[14:19] Ouka**
I hope you learned your lesson.
**[14:20] Takeru**
She's in a league of her own...
**[14:26] Takeru**
Are you hurt, Ohtori?
**[14:28] Ouka**
I'm fine.
**[14:46] Takeru**
Well, uh...
**[14:48] ---**
D-Don't worry!
**[14:50] Takeru**
I'm more into flat chests.
**[14:54] Takeru**
S-Sorry! Just kidding!
That's not the issue here, is it?
**[14:57] Ouka**
Just get off of me already!
**[15:00] Takeru**
Wait, wait! Calm down, Ohtori!
**[15:05] Usagi**
Kusanagi! I did it!
**[15:07] Usagi**
I'm sure I hit the mark with that one!
**[15:09] Takeru**
It's gonna end up like this anyway, huh?
**[15:13] Ouka**
Hey! Don't fall asleep there!
**[15:16] Ouka**
What is wrong with this platoon?!
**[15:32] Usagi**
What are you playing at?
I demand an explanation!
**[15:35] Usagi**
Ever since then, you keep running off
to handle missions by yourself.
**[15:41] Usagi**
Don't you realize it's making us lose all face?
**[15:44] Ouka**
If you want to go on missions as a platoon,
then feel free to do so without me.
**[15:49] Ouka**
I want no part of it.
I'll be fine by myself.
**[15:51] Usagi**
I've never felt so insulted in my life!
**[15:54] Usagi**
Who do you think you are?!
**[15:56] Ikaruga**
Don't waste your breath.
**[15:57] Ikaruga**
She won't listen to anything you say.
**[16:00] Ikaruga**
She's only interested in her own goals.
**[16:03] Ouka**
Then let me make this clear.
**[16:06] Ouka**
First, Saionji. Your sniping
has a fatal flaw to it.
**[16:12] Ouka**
You crumble under pressure and lose all accuracy.
How can I trust you to have my back?
**[16:19] Ouka**
Next, Suginami.
**[16:21] ---**
You're a skilled mechanic. I'll give you that.
**[16:23] Ouka**
But you go too far with your modifications.
**[16:26] Ouka**
Don't stick a full-automatic
function on a 9mm pistol.
**[16:30] Ikaruga**
Yeah, yeah.
**[16:31] Ouka**
And Kusanagi, *you* should've been
the one to say what I just said.
**[16:37] Ouka**
Do you want your subordinates
to die pointless deaths?
**[16:40] Ouka**
You're a disgrace as a captain.
**[16:44] Takeru**
You may well be right.
**[16:47] Ouka**
You have no right to call
yourself an inquisitor.
**[16:55] Ikaruga**
Ability trumps everything for her, huh?
**[16:58] Ikaruga**
Is she incapable of trusting anyone but herself?
**[17:01] Takeru**
Well, she was pretty much on the money.
**[17:05] Takeru**
But...
**[17:06] Usagi**
What is it?
**[17:08] Takeru**
Well, she's one of us now,
so we gotta patch things up somehow.
**[17:12] Ikaruga**
But it doesn't seem like Miss High-and-Mighty
wants to play nice with us.
**[17:18] Takeru**
I have a plan...
***SIGN*** Small Fry Platoon New Member Welcoming Party
**[17:24] Usagi**
It's all finished, Kusanagi!
**[17:26] Usagi**
A masterpiece, even if I do say so myself!
**[17:29] Usagi**
It's an anko-and-cream shortcake my grandma
**[17:31] ---**
taught me to bake when I was a child!
**[17:34] Takeu**
Usagi, you really can cook, huh?
**[17:37] Ikaruga**
Now that we're on board with your
"plan," we can't back out...
**[17:41] Ikaruga**
But couldn't we have gone
with something better?
**[17:44] Takeru**
Don't worry!
**[17:46] Takeru**
Welcoming parties were highly
recommended in this book,
**[17:49] ---**
*How to Work with New Employees*.
**[17:52] Takeru**
I'm sure even Ohtori will open her
heart up to us a little after this!
**[17:56] Ikaruga**
You have a child's blind optimism...
**[17:58] Ouka**
I'm coming in.
**[18:02] Takeru**
Welcome to the 35th Platoon!
**[18:06] Ouka**
Partying during platoon activity hours?
**[18:11] Ouka**
Good for you, Captain.
**[18:13] Takeru**
Uh, actually, we did this for you...
**[18:16] Ouka**
Fraternizing isn't my thing.
**[18:19] Takeru**
Hey!
**[18:21] Takeru**
How'd you get that wound?
**[18:22] Ouka**
That's none of your business.
**[18:24] Takeru**
Hey!
**[18:25] Takeru**
Hang on a second.
**[18:26] Takeru**
I'll take care of it right away!
**[18:28] Ouka**
Besides, unlike you people, I didn't
become an inquisitor for fun and games.
**[18:34] Takeru**
Ohtori!
**[18:38] Takeru**
Wait! Where are you going?!
**[18:41] Ouka**
I told you it was none of your business.
**[18:45] Takeru**
But it is!
**[18:47] Takeru**
I'm your comrade, not to mention your captain.
**[18:51] Ouka**
I don't consider you
worthy to be my captain.
**[18:54] Ouka**
And I don't want to be your comrade, either.
**[18:56] Takeru**
I don't care how you see it.
I am your captain.
**[19:00] Takeru**
And I'm not about to leave an
injured member of my platoon alone!
**[19:05] Ouka**
Oh, do whatever you like!
**[19:12] Takeru**
Valhalla?
**[19:13] Ouka**
It's a magic association
which nobody knows much about.
**[19:16] Ouka**
It's quite likely that they were the
other party in that trade the other day.
**[19:21] Takeru**
And you're saying Valhalla was behind this, too?
**[19:24] Ouka**
Yes...
**[19:26] Takeru**
Let's go!
**[19:27] Ouka**
W-Wait!
**[19:28] Ouka**
You idiot!
**[19:31] Thug A**
Who the hell are you?!
**[19:39] Takeru**
Thanks for the help back there.
**[19:40] Ouka**
I'll go check on the container.
**[19:43] Ouka**
Restrain those two.
**[19:45] Takeru**
Sure.
**[19:49] Takeru**
I wonder how Ohtori is doing.
**[19:58] Takeru**
Are these...
**[20:02] Ouka**
Sorry...
**[20:04] ---**
I was too late...
**[20:07] ---**
It must have hurt...
**[20:10] Ouka**
But you don't have to suffer anymore.
**[20:13] Ouka**
You'll be fine now...
**[20:17] Ouka**
I'll shoulder it all for you.
**[20:21] Takeru**
Ohtori...
**[20:26] Takeru**
Hey!
**[20:29] Takeru**
What are you doing? Stop!
**[20:31] Ouka**
Move it!
**[20:32] Ouka**
I'm killing them!
**[20:33] Takeru**
You know what will happen if you
kill them right now, don't you?!
**[20:37] Takeru**
You really will lose your
inquisitor's license!
**[20:40] Ouka**
I'll kill them all!
**[20:42] Ouka**
These bastards! The witches! Everyone!
**[20:44] Takeru**
You can't!
**[20:46] Takeru**
Didn't you become an inquisitor so you
could prevent more victims like her?!
**[20:49] Ouka**
So you think I should just let them go,
**[20:51] Ouka**
after what they did?!
**[20:52] Takeru**
If you lose it now, there
will be more victims!
**[20:54] Ouka**
A witch killed my family!
**[20:59] Ouka**
A witch stole everything from me!
**[21:01] Ouka**
So I hate witches,
and everything to do with magic!
**[21:06] Ouka**
I vowed to dedicate my life to
the extermination of witches!
**[21:10] ---**
That has never changed,
and it never will until I die!
**[21:14] Takeru**
Ohtori...
**[21:19] Ouka**
If I work with others, they'll
get in the way of my revenge.
**[21:24] Ouka**
That's why I can't be your comrade.
**[21:30] Takeru**
Don't!
**[21:39] Takeru**
No, you can.
**[21:42] Takeru**
I won't pretend to understand
what you've gone through.
**[21:46] Takeru**
But I also won't give up
trying to become your comrade.
**[22:05] Lapis**
Kusanagi Takeru...
***SIGN*** Summon the Hero
# 2 - Summon the Hero
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:02] (Flashback) Sougetsu**
So, for our first day,
**[00:05] (Flashback) Sougetsu**
you'll participate in something
akin to a fight to the death.
**[00:09] Takeru**
*I won't let anyone beat me...*
**[00:10] Takeru**
*I'll defeat all of you*
**[00:13] Takeru**
* and show the world just*
* how awesome swordplay is!*
**[00:18] (Flashback) Takeru**
User of the Kusanagi double-edged art,
Kusanagi Takeru!
**[00:22] (Flashback) Takeru**
Ready or not, here I come!
**[00:28] (Flashback) Ouka**
I win.
**[00:30] Takeru**
*That was how I met Ohtori Ouka.*
***SIGN*** Episode 2: "Summon the Hero"
**[02:07] Student 1**
Did you hear about the new member
of the Small Fry Platoon?
**[02:11] Student 1**
They say she's a former witch hunter.
**[02:13] Student 2**
Why'd she join the Small Fry Platoon,
of all places...
**[02:20] (Flashback) Takeru**
I won't pretend to understand
what you've gone through.
**[02:23] (Flashback) Takeru**
But I also won't give up
trying to become your comrade.
**[02:28] Takeru**
*I went and said something so dramatic.*
**[02:30] Takeru**
*And even worse...*
**[02:32] Takeru**
*I said it to Ohtori Ouka.*
**[02:34] Sougetsu**
It seems you're still having trouble
getting along with your teammates.
**[02:37] Sougetsu**
Well, don't despair.
**[02:40] Sougetsu**
They may not be operating
very well as a team,
**[02:43] Sougetsu**
but as individuals,
they each possess immense talent.
**[02:45] Ouka**
Feel free to overestimate them, if you wish.
**[02:48] Ouka**
But I'm not interested.
**[02:49] Sougetsu**
Hmph. How very like you.
**[02:52] Sougetsu**
But one member of that platoon
is a Relic Eater candidate.
**[02:58] Ouka**
In that group?! Impossible!
**[03:01] Sougetsu**
We do not choose the candidates ourselves.
**[03:04] Sougetsu**
The Relic Eaters choose their own partners.
**[03:07] Sougetsu**
Didn't you go down that road yourself?
**[03:10] Ouka**
Well, I refuse to accept it.
**[03:11] Sougetsu**
Oh, bother...
**[03:13] Sougetsu**
Teenagers can be so difficult to handle.
**[03:17] Sougetsu**
Oh, Lapis. How long have you been here?
**[03:21] Sougetsu**
I hope you can form a contract soon.
**[03:27] Mari**
You stink, Haunted.
**[03:29] Haunted**
You sure took your sweet time.
**[03:32] Haunted**
Did you get that magical item fragment?
**[03:34] Mari**
This fragment was hardly worth getting.
**[03:37] Haunted**
That's not true.
**[03:40] Haunted**
After all, I'm a necromancer,
**[03:42] Haunted**
an alchemist,
**[03:44] Haunted**
and a summoner.
**[03:47] Haunted**
Doesn't an einherjar need
a weapon in order to fight?
**[03:51] Mari**
How many people did you kill this time?
**[03:55] Haunted**
About fifty, I estimate.
**[03:57] Haunted**
Don't worry.
**[03:59] Haunted**
Half of them were criminals.
**[04:02] Mari**
I'd kill you here and now
if I could get away with it.
**[04:06] Haunted**
As promised, I won't involve ordinary folk.
**[04:10] Haunted**
In Valhalla, our sole enemy is the Inquisition.
**[04:14] Haunted**
We will be victorious.
**[04:16] Haunted**
And we will abolish the discrimination
and prejudice witches face.
**[04:20] Mari**
You'd better keep that promise.
**[04:22] Haunted**
Well, then, may the valkyries be with you...
**[04:26] Haunted**
Nikaido Mari-san,
daughter of the great witch.
***SIGN*** Caramel
**[04:31] Usagi**
Take a look, Kusanagi!
**[04:33] Usagi**
An impressive 100% accuracy!
**[04:35] Usagi**
This is what I'm capable of!
**[04:37] Usagi**
The other day,
**[04:39] Usagi**
I was just a teensy-weensy bit
more nervous than I thought
**[04:42] Usagi**
and shot slightly off target.
**[04:45] Usagi**
But I promise that in the next mission,
I'll show off my true strength!
**[04:48] Ikaruga**
Shooting into the wrong building is
"slightly off target," eh?
**[04:52] Usagi**
Just you watch, Ohtori Ouka!
**[04:54] Usagi**
I won't let you run your mouth anymore!
**[04:56] Ouka**
You won't let me do what?
**[05:01] Takeru**
O-Ohtori,
**[05:02] Takeru**
let's all go eat lunch together, okay?
**[05:05] Ouka**
Is that an order? I thought I told you
that I don't accept you as my captain.
**[05:09] Takeru**
That's not how I meant it...
**[05:10] Ouka**
The chairman told me that
**[05:11] Ouka**
you're only trying to become an inquisitor
because you want the paycheck.
**[05:15] Takeru**
W-Well...
**[05:17] Ouka**
Don't think you can punish evil
with a selfish motive like that.
**[05:20] Ouka**
Have some shame, you petty plebeian!
**[05:22] Ouka**
Not only are you unqualified to be captain,
you're also unqualified to be an inquisitor!
**[05:26] Ikaruga**
What makes you think
you have the right to say that?
**[05:29] Ikaruga**
I mean, didn't you come to this academy because you were stripped of your rank of inquisitor?
**[05:34] Ikaruga**
I know what the other inquisitors call you...
**[05:40] Ikaruga**
"Calamity."
**[05:42] Ikaruga**
A plague who kills criminals
without being ordered to
**[05:45] Ikaruga**
and leaves bloodstains in her wake.
**[05:49] Usagi**
Whoa! Is that true?
**[05:51] Ouka**
I don't intend to deny your accusations.
**[06:02] Haunted**
It's so calm.
**[06:04] Haunted**
A sight you would never see
back when I was alive.
**[06:08] Haunted**
I suppose this is the sort of scene
the word "peace" tries to describe!
**[06:12] Haunted**
However,
**[06:13] Haunted**
this place contains nothing
that is necessary to humans!
**[06:17] Haunted**
For example...
**[06:19] Haunted**
There is no love!
**[06:21] Haunted**
There is no hope!
**[06:22] Haunted**
There is no lust!
**[06:23] Haunted**
There is no despair! There is no screaming!
**[06:25] Haunted**
There is no thrilling, bone-tingling insanity!
**[06:29] Haunted**
Children of peace, please show me...
**[06:32] Haunted**
The destruction of this era of peace!
**[06:34] Haunted**
And the end of tranquility!
**[06:44] Ouka**
You followed me?
**[06:45] Takeru**
Well, uh...
**[06:48] Takeru**
Are those your family's graves?
**[06:53] Ouka**
My parents and my little sister lie here.
**[06:57] Takeru**
You said they were...
**[06:59] Ouka**
Yeah, that's right.
**[07:02] Takeru**
What happened?
**[07:05] Takeru**
Could you tell me?
**[07:11] Ouka**
It happened nine years ago...
**[07:15] [SONG] Text**
You did well...
***SIGN*** But...
***SIGN*** You're out of time...
**[07:22] [SONG] Text**
I'm scared, Onee-chan.
**[07:26] [SONG] Text**
Ah... Ahhh...
***SIGN*** Smile.
**[07:38] Ouka**
Remember what I said?
**[07:40] Ouka**
I swore to devote my entire life
to the extermination of witches.
**[07:45] Ouka**
That's what I live for.
**[07:48] Ouka**
So when I'm faced with vicious criminals,
**[07:50] Ouka**
the blood rushes to my head.
**[07:52] Ouka**
I lose myself and pull the trigger,
calling it an execution or whatever.
**[07:57] Ouka**
The nickname "Calamity"
suits me perfectly.
**[08:00] Takeru**
You're wrong...
**[08:01] Ouka**
In what way am I wrong?
**[08:04] Ouka**
You said it, didn't you?
**[08:06] Ouka**
That you wouldn't give up
trying to be my comrade.
**[08:09] Ouka**
I abandoned my humanity
to defeat my enemies.
**[08:13] Ouka**
Could you do that?
**[08:17] Ouka**
I consider you guys obstacles to my revenge.
**[08:20] Ouka**
With that in mind, can you still say that
we'll be able to become comrades?
**[08:24] Takeru**
Well, I...
**[08:26] Takeru**
Say, Ohtori...
**[08:29] Takeru**
What's that?!
**[08:30] Ouka**
A terrorist attack?
**[08:31] Haunted**
Do your best,
**[08:33] Haunted**
most famous hero in the world!
**[08:36] Haunted**
Your target lies at Anti-Magic Academy!
**[08:38] Haunted**
The restricted zone where witches
who have sinned are in captivity!
**[08:42] Haunted**
Your mission is to rescue
the Valhalla dignitaries held there!
**[08:48] Ouka**
Ghouls! A necromancer's doing?!
**[08:54] Spriggan**
Send backup.
**[08:55] Ouka**
What's the situation?
**[08:56] Spriggan**
You're a Test Platoon student?
**[08:58] Spriggan**
We, the Knights of Spriggan,
will evacuate the civilians.
**[09:00] Spriggan**
Head back to the academy at once!
**[09:02] Ouka**
It's not just a necromancer and
his ghouls you're up against.
**[09:05] Ouka**
They couldn't have caused an
explosion like that by themselves.
**[09:09] Ouka**
What in the world is happening?
**[09:11] Spriggan**
Not sure.
**[09:12] Spriggan**
But according to my men on the scene,
**[09:15] Spriggan**
an einherjar has appeared.
**[09:23] Takeru**
Stupid Ohtori...
**[09:24] Takeru**
Why'd she have to run off by herself?
**[09:31] Lapis**
Still alive.
**[09:34] Takeru**
Huh?
**[09:35] Ikaruga**
Kusanagi!
**[09:36] Takeru**
Suginami?
**[09:37] Ikaruga**
Listen to this.
**[09:39] Sougetsu**
Attention all students.
**[09:41] Sougetsu**
We at the Inquisition are on
the brink of an unprecedented crisis.
**[09:45] Sougetsu**
The target, who appeared in the city,
**[09:47] Sougetsu**
s a hero who was summoned
from ancient times.
**[09:50] Sougetsu**
Namely, an "einherjar."
**[09:53] Sougetsu**
We suspect he is headed for
the Academy's restricted zone.
**[09:57] Sougetsu**
It's only a matter of time
before he reaches us.
**[10:00] Sougetsu**
However, we don't have the manpower
to fight him off right now.
**[10:03] Sougetsu**
Therefore, please lend us your strength.
**[10:07] Sougetsu**
Please fight alongside us!
**[10:09] Sougetsu**
Please take a stand, so we may bring
judgment down upon the loathsome witches!
**[10:13] Sougetsu**
Let's go together!
**[10:14] Sougetsu**
It's time for a witch-hunt!
**[10:16] Sougetsu**
Proper judgment for the heretics!
**[10:20] Sougetsu**
Now, then...
**[10:21] Sougetsu**
I wonder if those two will form a contract.
**[10:25] Takeru**
This is insane...
**[10:26] Ikaruga**
*You're the captain.*
**[10:28] Ikaruga**
We can run, or we can fight.
**[10:30] Ikaruga**
We'll go with whatever you choose.
**[10:33] Takeru**
*I think running is the better choice.*
**[10:36] Takeru**
There's no way we could
accomplish anything in this fight.
**[10:39] Takeru**
We can't even manage to confiscate
F-rank magical items.
**[10:43] Ikaruga**
But you're going to fight anyway.
Am I right?
**[10:47] Takeru**
Ohtori is on her way back
to the academy.
**[10:49] Takeru**
Her heart is filled with nothing
but hatred for witches.
**[10:52] Takeru**
That hatred is everything to her.
**[10:55] Takeru**
As far as I'm concerned,
Ohtori is a member of the 35th Platoon.
**[10:59] Takeru**
But she can't be stopped by normal means.
**[11:02] Takeru**
That's why, in order to stop her...
**[11:06] Takeru**
I'd like to first go hunt an einherjar.
**[11:11] Ouka**
What happened?!
**[11:14] Ouka**
Are you okay?!
**[11:16] Student**
Run away!
**[11:18] Student**
Students like us don't stand
a chance against that thing!
**[11:28] Ouka**
A barrier?
**[11:47] Ouka**
I can't... die yet...
**[11:50] Ouka**
I couldn't possibly accept my death coming
at the hands of a puny threat like this!
**[11:54] Ouka**
Never in a million years!
**[11:56] Ouka**
I wish I didn't have to use this, but...
**[11:59] Ouka**
Desiring with supreme ardor!
**[12:02] Ouka**
Bring down the hammer against witches!
**[12:05] Ouka**
It's an emergency.
Lend me your strength, Vlad.
***SIGN*** O h t o r i
***SIGN*** Ouka
**[12:19] Ouka**
It's an emergency.
Lend me your strength, Vlad.
**[12:22] Vlad**
Naturally.
**[12:23] Vlad**
I have appeared at your call.
**[12:26] Vlad**
And what is thy bidding,
provisional contractor?
**[12:29] Ouka**
Just shut up and listen to me.
**[12:32] Vlad**
Provisional means provisional.
**[12:34] Vlad**
I hesitate to grant all thy desires.
**[12:36] Ouka**
Then heal my leg, Vlad.
**[12:38] Vlad**
Granted.
**[12:46] Ouka**
Unlock the triggers!
**[12:47] Vlad**
To the first or second stage?
**[12:49] Ouka**
First, of course.
**[12:51] Ouka**
The second means I have to accept you, right?
**[12:54] Ouka**
I refuse.
**[12:55] Vlad**
What astounding stubbornness.
**[12:57] Vlad**
Very well. Let us begin...
**[13:00] Vlad**
the witch-hunt.
**[13:05] Vlad**
The enemy has summoned a high-ranking spirit
and bound it to his Dragoon.
**[13:08] Vlad**
That's Arthur Pendragon.
The magical item is Excalibur.
**[13:12] Vlad**
You'd best proceed with caution.
**[13:14] Ouka**
Pierce him!
**[13:22] Ouka**
Good.
**[13:29] Vlad**
At this rate, he cannot be defeated.
**[13:31] Vlad**
Excalibur's scabbard is
healing him automatically.
**[13:35] Vlad**
The scabbard must be destroyed,
or we're going nowhere.
**[13:39] Ouka**
We'll use hallmark magic
to create an opening.
**[13:42] Vlad**
Oh? So thou art finally accepting me?
**[13:44] Ouka**
No. I'm not.
**[13:47] Ouka**
I'm telling you to take from me.
**[13:49] Vlad**
Instead of making a contract,
you wish to give more blood.
**[13:53] Vlad**
Very well. I accept your offering!
**[14:05] Ouka**
Tepes Rain!
**[14:16] Ouka**
It's working!
**[14:17] Ouka**
If I keep showering him in these stakes...
**[14:19] Vlad**
Forgive me. My master has commanded
me to stop the witch-hunt.
**[14:26] Ouka**
*That guy, huh...*
**[14:28] Ouka**
*What's he playing at?*
**[14:42] Takeru**
Ohtori!
**[14:46] Takeru**
Are you okay?!
**[14:47] Ouka**
Run for it! This is impossible for you!
**[14:49] Takeru**
You never know until you try.
**[14:52] Takeru**
So watch me.
**[14:53] Ouka**
Kusanagi!
**[14:55] Takeru**
Hey, there.
**[14:56] Takeru**
Looks like you took great care
of my platoon member.
**[15:00] Takeru**
I haven't felt this way in a long time.
**[15:03] Takeru**
You're gonna have hell to pay.
**[15:05] Takeru**
User of the Kusanagi double-edged art,
Kusanagi Takeru!
**[15:09] Takeru**
As of this moment,
I consider this a war zone!
**[15:13] Takeru**
Ready or not, here I come!
**[15:18] Ouka**
So it was him...
**[15:27] Takeru**
So hard...
**[15:28] Takeru**
But if it can be scratched,
**[15:30] Takeru**
it can be cut!
**[15:38] Ikaruga**
Kusanagi!
**[15:39] Takeru**
Suginami! Figure anything out?
**[15:41] Ikaruga**
Judging from its magical capacity,
the enemy's magical item is definitely Excalibur,
**[15:46] Ikaruga**
but its vessel appears to
be a present day railgun.
**[15:49] Ikaruga**
As it's the same type as
the ones used in trial runs,
**[15:52] Ikaruga**
it probably needs to
cool off between shots.
**[15:55] Takeru**
So my best opening to close in on him
is right after he shoots.
**[16:00] Takeru**
If it's close-quarters combat,
**[16:02] Takeru**
I won't lose!
**[16:07] Takeru**
Usagi!
**[16:15] Takeru**
Okay!
**[16:19] Ikaruga**
Retreat! He's going to use hallmark magic!
**[16:22] Takeru**
Damn it!
**[16:37] Ikaruga**
I can't see through all the smoke!
**[16:39] Ikaruga**
Where are you?
**[16:40] Usagi**
Kusanagi! Please answer me!
**[16:44] Takeru**
Damn it... I should have known...
**[16:47] Takeru**
this wouldn't work...
**[16:49] Takeru**
This is the worst way to die...
**[16:53] Takeru**
And my life was just getting started, too...
**[16:58] Lapis**
Congratulations.
**[17:01] Lapis**
Kusanagi Takeru-san.
**[17:04] Lapis**
You have been chosen
as the second contractor.
**[17:08] Lapis**
I will now ask you some questions,
**[17:11] Lapis**
so that we can form our contract.
**[17:13] Takeru**
Where am I?
**[17:15] Lapis**
Please call me "Lapis."
**[17:20] Lapis**
Question 1:
**[17:22] Lapis**
Is it your will to become an inquisitor?
**[17:25] Takeru**
Y-Yes...
**[17:26] Lapis**
Question 2:
**[17:28] Lapis**
Are you prepared to annihilate witches?
**[17:31] Takeru**
Yes. I will annihilate evil witches.
**[17:33] Lapis**
Question 3:
**[17:35] Lapis**
Can you abandon what is precious to you
**[17:37] Lapis**
in order to achieve your goals?
**[17:39] Takeru**
Hell, no!
**[17:40] Lapis**
Now I will ask my final question:
**[17:42] Lapis**
Can you abandon your own humanity
**[17:45] Lapis**
to defeat the enemy?
**[17:48] (Flashback) Ouka**
I abandoned my humanity
to defeat the enemy.
**[17:53] Takeru**
Yes, I can!
**[17:56] Lapis**
The contract is thus formed.
**[17:58] Lapis**
Please pull the trigger.
**[18:05] Lapis**
Approval acquired from host Kusanagi Takeru.
**[18:08] Lapis**
Executing program. Commencing integration.
**[18:12] Lapis**
Repairing damaged areas.
**[18:14] Lapis**
Time required to complete process: 0.5 seconds.
**[18:17] Lapis**
Repair, compatibility... no problems.
**[18:20] Lapis**
Precision: 100%
**[18:22] Lapis**
Transformation to witch hunter is complete.
**[18:25] Lapis**
Awaken, my host.
**[18:28] Lapis**
It is time for the witch-hunt.
**[18:30] Lapis/Takeru**
Desiring with supreme ardor!
**[18:32] Lapis/Takeru**
Bring down the hammer against witches!
**[18:39] Takeru**
*What? What happened to me?*
**[18:42] Lapis**
Ba-ba-ba-bum! Congratulations.
**[18:46] Lapis**
I am from the Relic Eater series,
**[18:50] Lapis**
which can only be used by inquisitors.
**[18:53] Lapis**
You have been chosen as my owner.
**[18:56] Takeru**
Huh?
**[18:57] Lapis**
My host, I know this is sudden,
but the enemy is coming.
**[19:00] Lapis**
Please fight.
**[19:03] Lapis**
There is no need to dodge his attack.
Please slash it instead.
**[19:10] Takeru**
Wow! That's awesome...
**[19:11] Lapis**
No matter what happens,
I cannot be broken.
**[19:14] Takeru**
So I can keep going?
**[19:16] Lapis**
Of course, my host.
**[19:18] Takeru**
Lapis.
**[19:19] Lapis**
Yes?
**[19:19] Takeru**
Happy to work with you!
**[19:24] Ikaruga**
Kusanagi? Is that you?
**[19:26] Takeru**
Yeah! Sorry, but I'll explain later!
**[19:28] Usagi**
Please don't worry us so!
**[19:31] Takeru**
I'm sorry, but you can leave the rest to me!
**[19:33] Ouka**
A Relic Eater...
**[19:35] Ouka**
So it was him?
**[19:48] Lapis**
Hallmark magic is coming at us.
**[19:51] Lapis**
We will also use hallmark magic.
**[19:53] Lapis**
My host, stand firm with the trigger pulled.
**[19:58] Lapis**
Who killed Cock Robin?
**[20:00] Lapis**
With my lance and sword,
**[20:02] Lapis**
I killed Cock Robin.
**[20:11] Lapis**
I will absorb the magic that touches the blade
**[20:13] Lapis**
and use it to damage the enemy
with our next attack.
**[20:17] Lapis**
The rest is up to your skills, my host.
**[20:19] Takeru**
Cutting down evildoers with
swordplay of the highest caliber...
**[20:23] Takeru**
With an unbreakable sword
and an unbreakable body,
**[20:26] Takeru**
Kusanagi is unbeatable!
**[20:28] Lapis**
Reversing enchantment. Releasing material.
**[20:31] Takeru**
Kusanagi double-edged art:
**[20:35] Takeru**
Yamata-no-Orochi!
**[20:45] Haunted**
Wow.
**[20:46] Haunted**
Not bad, Inquisitors.
**[20:49] Haunted**
Back to the drawing board for me.
**[20:56] Takeru**
I won't condemn your quest for revenge.
**[21:00] Takeru**
And I won't give you the cliché line about
nothing good coming from revenge.
**[21:05] Takeru**
But in return,
**[21:09] Takeru**
let me carry half your burden.
**[21:12] Takeru**
Don't tough it out alone anymore.
**[21:17] Takeru**
I may not be the most reliable guy around,
but you can rely on me, anytime.
**[21:21] Ouka**
Am I really allowed to?
**[21:26] Takeru**
Even if no one else allows it, I will.
**[21:29] Ouka**
But...
**[21:31] Takeru**
It's all right.
**[21:33] Takeru**
We're comrades, right?
**[21:37] Ouka**
Damn, you're stubborn.
**[21:40] Takeru**
Yeah.
**[21:42] Takeru**
So don't hold back...
**[21:50] Ouka**
I guess this isn't so bad.
**[23:28] Inquisitor**
This is the Inquisition.
**[23:30] Inquisitor**
You're under arrest
on suspicion of murder.
***SIGN*** A Witch Joins
# 3 - A Witch Joins
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:00] Sougetsu**
And? How is the girl doing?
**[00:04] Tetsu**
Most of her memory has been erased magically,
**[00:06] Tetsu**
to prevent anyone from
getting information out of her.
**[00:08] Sougetsu**
What a drag.
**[00:10] Tetsu**
Her name is Nikaido Mari.
**[00:12] Tetsu**
We believe she is the Auroral Witch
**[00:15] Tetsu**
who's been on the wanted list
for the past three years.
**[00:18] Sougetsu**
Do you think her friends will show up?
**[00:20] Sougetsu**
Either to kill her or to rescue her?
**[00:23] Tetsu**
That is entirely possible.
**[00:32] Sougetsu**
Hi! Welcome to Anti-Magic Academy!
**[00:35] Sougetsu**
Nikaido Mari-kun,
I'm happy to have you enroll at my school!
***SIGN*** Episode 3: "A Witch Joins"
**[02:12] Sougetsu**
A Relic Eater chooses its own host.
**[02:15] Sougetsu**
And she was the only Relic Eater
who had not yet chosen a host.
**[02:19] Sougetsu**
Lapis, formally known as the
Malleus Maleficarum Type Twilight Mistilteinn.
**[02:25] Sougetsu**
She is the only Relic Eater of the Sword.
**[02:28] Sougetsu**
She needed someone with strong
close-quarters combat capabilities.
**[02:30] Sougetsu**
In other words,
someone like you is ideal for her.
**[02:34] Lapis**
He was the most favorable host for me.
**[02:37] Lapis**
No ordinary swordsman can use me.
**[02:39] Lapis**
I may grant them a strong body,
**[02:41] Lapis**
but if their reflexes aren't quick enough,
they can't draw out my full potential.
**[02:44] Lapis**
No amount of mastery would've helped them
overcome a normal human's limitations.
**[02:48] Sougetsu**
There's just one catch:
she likes taking human form.
**[02:53] Sougetsu**
I don't want her causing panic among the
ordinary students, so I'm putting her in your class.
**[02:57] Sougetsu**
Keep an eye on her, okay?
**[02:59] Takeru**
O-Okay...
**[03:01] Sougetsu**
Here, I even prepared an alias
and fake ID for Lapis.
**[03:05] Sougetsu**
Take a look at it.
***SIGN*** Admissions Application Anti-Magic Academy Name: Kusanagi Lapis Guardian: Kusanagi Takeru On recommendation
**[03:08] Takeru**
Kusanagi Lapis?!
**[03:10] Lapis**
Yes, Onii-chan.
**[03:12] Sougetsu**
Sorry if it's hard to pronounce.
**[03:14] Usagi**
Y-You called all of us here
just to say that?
**[03:18] Sougetsu**
Not at all. Since the 35th Platoon did so well in subjugating the einherjar,
**[03:23] Sougetsu**
I wish to assign you all to a special mission.
**[03:26] Ikaruga**
Special mission?
**[03:27] Sougetsu**
Mari-kun, come on in.
**[03:32] Sougetsu**
This is Nikaido Mari-kun.
**[03:34] Sougetsu**
Our academy has recently decided to implement
a new system on an experimental basis.
**[03:39] Sougetsu**
A system where witches can enter
our school and join the Inquisition.
**[03:44] Ouka**
Chairman, you can't mean...
**[03:45] Sougetsu**
Yes. Nikaido Mari-kun is indeed a witch.
**[03:49] Sougetsu**
As she'll be the very first one
to join this academy,
**[03:53] Sougetsu**
I want you kids to guard her.
**[03:56] Takeru**
Guard her?
**[03:57] Sougetsu**
Please keep her true identity
a secret for a while.
**[04:01] Sougetsu**
Mari-kun, say hi.
**[04:04] Mari**
'Sup.
**[04:12] Mari**
I don't need to be guarded.
Can you just leave me alone?
**[04:15] Takeru**
Huh?
**[04:16] Mari**
I won't run away, so let me be.
**[04:18] Mari**
This collar has a GPS chip
or something in it, right?
**[04:21] Takeru**
It's rigged to explode if you use magic.
**[04:24] Takeru**
What should we do about her?
**[04:25] Usagi**
Why not let her have her way?
**[04:28] Usagi**
With that gleipnir on,
she's just an ordinary human.
**[04:31] Ikaruga**
People like her tend to be trouble, witch or not.
**[04:35] Ikaruga**
I also vote for giving her the cold shoulder.
**[04:37] Ouka**
We can't do that. This is our mission.
**[04:40] Ouka**
Wh-What's with those looks?
**[04:42] Ouka**
As inquisitors, we can't
just leave a witch by herself.
**[04:45] Ouka**
And don't you think
you'll get your way, either.
**[04:48] Ouka**
Don't move a muscle without
informing us, in detail, first.
**[04:50] Mari**
So I need your permission just to move?
**[04:53] Mari**
Frankly, you're being a pain in the ass.
**[04:55] Ouka**
Don't push it.
**[04:56] Ouka**
If I weren't ordered to,
I would never guard a witch like you—
**[04:59] Mari**
Oppressive behavior like that
really pisses me off, you know.
**[05:00] Takeru**
Easy, now.
**[05:02] Mari**
Are you like this with everyone?
**[05:04] Mari**
Or do you just discriminate against witches?
**[05:05] Ouka**
It's not just witches I hate.
I hate magic itself.
**[05:10] Mari**
You can badmouth me all you like.
**[05:12] Mari**
But don't you dare badmouth magic itself.
**[05:14] Ouka**
Are you *justifying* magic?
**[05:18] Mari**
But even you inquisitors rely on magic!
**[05:21] Mari**
Relic Eaters are magical items, aren't they?
**[05:23] Ouka**
If you witches didn't use magic,
**[05:25] Ouka**
we wouldn't need to use it, either!
**[05:26] (Flashback) Takeru**
Stop!
**[05:27] Takeru**
Just stop!
**[05:30] Mari**
Why is this happening to me?
**[05:32] Mari**
What a pain...
**[05:34] Mari**
Even my name doesn't feel like my own...
**[05:58] Usagi**
This is why I hate prodigies.
**[06:11] Teacher**
Who can answer this question? Ohtori.
**[06:15] Ouka**
Ancient witchcraft.
**[06:16] Teacher**
Correct. What is its other name?
**[06:19] Ouka**
S-Sorry, sir. I don't know.
**[06:21] Mari**
"Pure blood," of course.
**[06:23] Teacher**
Wow! Correct.
**[06:28] [SONG] Sign**
Co-op School Store
**[06:31] Ouka**
Why, you...
**[06:32] Mari**
Prodigy, my ass.
**[06:35] Mari**
You can't even answer
a simple question like that?
**[06:39] Ouka**
Well, what about your athletics?
**[06:41] Ouka**
I felt like I was watching
a slow-witted turtle jump.
**[06:43] Mari**
Turtle?
**[06:45] Mari**
Of course you can jump.
You've gone through training!
**[06:48] Ouka**
I-If you're going there,
**[06:50] Ouka**
let's mention the fact that
you specialize in magic!
**[06:50] Takeru**
Hey, you two don't have to be friends,
but at least pretend not to hate each other.
**[06:53] Ouka**
Who could ever be friends
with this scarf dwarf?!
**[06:55] Mari**
Leave my scarf out of this!
**[06:57] Mari**
I want nothing to do with
this muscle-headed bitch, either!
**[07:00] Mari**
She's just jealous because I'm smart.
**[07:02] Ouka**
I am not jealous!
**[07:03] Ouka**
I merely hate the very sight of you, bitch!
**[07:05] Mari**
Oh, what a coincidence!
I hate your guts, too!
**[07:07] Takeru**
Again, please cut it out!
**[07:09] Ouka**
Stay out of this!
**[07:09] (Flashback) Mari**
Stay out of this!
**[07:12] Ouka**
S-Sorry, Kusanagi! Are you okay?
**[07:14] Mari**
H-Hmph! It was his fault
for butting in all of a sudden!
**[07:18] Mari**
It wasn't my fault.
**[07:23] Takeru**
Ugh, that smarts...
**[07:28] Takeru**
Uh... Are you offering me a drink?
**[07:32] Mari**
Use it to keep the swelling down, genius!
**[07:34] Takeru**
Oh, that's what you meant.
**[07:35] Takeru**
Thanks.
**[07:37] Takeru**
Sorry about Ohtori. She loses
her cool whenever magic comes up.
**[07:44] Takeru**
Trust me. She's been through a lot.
**[07:46] Takeru**
And she's not a bad person,
so take it easy on her.
**[07:48] Mari**
Why are you apologizing?
Are you stupid?
**[07:51] Mari**
I'm a witch, you know. Your enemy.
**[07:54] Mari**
Her reaction to me was quite normal.
**[07:57] Takeru**
Just because you're a witch
doesn't mean you're our enemy.
**[07:59] Mari**
Huh?
**[08:01] Takeru**
I mean, you came here
to become an inquisitor.
**[08:05] Takeru**
That makes you one of us.
**[08:08] Mari**
You shouldn't trust people so easily.
**[08:11] Mari**
Are you stupid?
**[08:12] Mari**
Don't blame me if
I strangle you in your sleep.
**[08:27] Mari**
Wh-Why are you laughing?
**[08:29] Takeru**
Sorry!
**[08:30] Takeru**
It's just... You followed up such a
villainous line with a good deed.
**[08:35] Takeru**
It threw me off, is all!
**[08:37] Mari**
What was I to do? I missed!
**[08:39] Mari**
I wanted to walk off looking all cool, too!
**[08:42] Takeru**
I guess witches are people, too.
**[08:45] Mari**
Don't give me that crap.
**[08:47] Mari**
Didn't you join the Inquisition
because you hate witches?
**[08:51] Takeru**
That's not really why.
What about you?
**[08:54] Takeru**
Why do you want to be an inquisitor?
**[08:57] Mari**
Well, I'm not sure.
**[09:00] Takeru**
I mean, a witch trying
to join the Inquisition?
**[09:02] Takeru**
Ohtori isn't the only one
who'll think you're dangerous.
**[09:05] Takeru**
You must have a pretty strong motive.
**[09:07] Mari**
Well, it's true that people
think magic is dangerous.
**[09:13] Mari**
Oh, right.
**[09:14] Mari**
I want to change the world's traditional views on magic.
Show them that not all magic is dangerous.
**[09:20] Mari**
I think...
**[09:21] Mari**
No, I *know*.
**[09:23] Mari**
I want to prove that magic
can help so many people!
**[09:27] Mari**
There's lots of harmful magic out there,
**[09:30] Mari**
but there's just as many
that can be of use to people!
**[09:32] Mari**
And I know I can prove it!
**[09:34] Mari**
In order to do that, I have to bring
bad witches and sorcerers to justice!
**[09:38] Mari**
If I become an inquisitor
and do the right thing,
**[09:42] Mari**
then I can show everyone that
not everything about magic is evil!
**[09:47] Takeru**
I think that's wonderful.
**[09:50] Mari**
You're weird.
**[09:52] Mari**
Aren't you against magic and witches?
**[09:54] Takeru**
How could I be? You just showed me
that not all witches are bad.
**[09:59] Mari**
Yeah, you *are* weird.
**[10:07] Mari**
Hey, tell me your name.
**[10:09] Takeru**
Kusanagi Takeru.
**[10:10] Mari**
Hmm... Takeru, eh?
**[10:13] Mari**
Sounds like a samurai name.
**[10:15] Mari**
Nice to meet you, Takeru.
**[10:17] Takeru**
Sure. Wait, already on a first-name basis?
**[10:19] Mari**
Well, "Kusanagi" sounds
kinda lame, doesn't it?
**[10:21] Takeru**
Not that I mind.
**[10:23] Mari**
You can call me Mari, too.
**[10:25] Takeru**
Thanks. "Nikaido" is annoying to pronounce.
**[10:36] Haunted**
What shall I do?
**[10:37] (Flashback) Mari**
You'll pay for this!
You broke your promise!
**[10:41] (Flashback) Mari**
I only agreed to work with you on one condition:
that no innocent people get hurt!
**[10:44] (Flashback) Haunted**
Ah, yes! Marvelous!
**[10:46] (Flashback) Haunted**
That is the exact face
I wanted to see you make!
**[10:48] (Flashback) Haunted**
It suits you quite well!
**[10:50] (Flashback) Haunted**
I wish I could admire you longer,
**[10:52] (Flashback) Haunted**
but it appears we have guests.
**[10:55] (Flashback) Inquisitor A**
This is the Inquisition!
**[10:56] (Flashback) Inquisitor A**
Down on your knees!
Hands behind your head!
**[10:59] (Flashback) Mari**
Run for it!
**[11:03] (Flashback) Mari**
I'll save you, so just stay still!
**[11:07] (Flashback) Haunted**
You can't save them.
**[11:09] (Flashback) Haunted**
Those plants will keep multiplying until
the stockpile of magic has been exhausted.
**[11:18] (Flashback) Inquisitor C**
Two casualties. Requesting immediate backup!
**[11:21] (Flashback) Inquisitor**
This is the Inquisition.
**[11:22] (Flashback) Inquisitor**
You are under arrest for murder.
**[11:32] Nacht**
You reap what you sow.
**[11:34] Nacht**
You should have used an explosive on Mari,
**[11:37] Nacht**
not an instant forgetfulness spell.
**[11:39] Haunted**
Don't be silly.
**[11:40] Haunted**
Killing Mari-san is not
even an option for me.
**[11:44] Haunted**
I could never do something so wasteful!
**[11:47] Haunted**
That girl needs to be tortured mentally!
**[11:51] Haunted**
Don't you agree, Nacht?
**[11:54] Nacht**
I hesitate to agree with your habits.
**[11:57] Haunted**
Anyway, this situation is so bleak,
it's sending shivers down my spine.
**[12:01] Haunted**
Mari-san getting captured by
the Inquisition was outside my calculations.
**[12:04] Haunted**
I really can't leave her be.
**[12:08] Haunted**
For the sake of both
Valhalla and my romance.
**[12:12] Haunted**
The witches' banquet has only just begun.
**[12:15] Haunted**
Now, everyone.
Is the bonfire ready to be lit?
**[12:28] Mari**
That barrette looks horrible on you!
**[12:31] Ouka**
And *your* scarf and hat are not only against
school rules, they also make my eyes bleed!
**[12:35] Takeru**
Cut it out already!
**[12:38] Takeru**
Ohtori, what is our mission?
**[12:40] Takeru**
To guard Mari, right?
**[12:42] Takeru**
So why are you duking it out with her?
**[12:44] Takeru**
And Mari, please stop provoking her.
**[12:47] Ouka**
Wait a minute. Kusanagi,
why are you using her first name?
**[12:51] Takeru**
Uh, it's not really a big deal.
**[12:53] Takeru**
She just asked me to call her by name.
**[12:56] Mari**
I-In other words,
**[12:58] Mari**
we're like this!
**[12:59] Mari**
W-We have a first-name kind of relationship!
**[13:02] Mari**
R-Right, Takeru?
**[13:04] Ouka**
Kusanagi... I should have
known you'd do this!
**[13:07] Ouka**
I'm disappointed in you!
How could you fall for a witch's charms?!
**[13:10] Takeru**
You misunderstand!
It's just easier to use her first name!
**[13:13] Mari**
Come to think of it,
Takeru calls you *Ohtori*, doesn't he?
**[13:16] Ouka**
So what?! He told me...
**[13:19] Ouka**
"Let me carry half your burden."
**[13:21] Mari**
What are you mumbling about?
**[13:22] Mari**
If you're trying to one-up me,
you'll need to say that much louder!
**[13:25] Usagi**
Please, just cut this out already!
**[13:28] Usagi**
Now is not the time to be arguing about
trifling matters such as how to address one another.
**[13:34] Ikaruga**
Then what matter would you
like us to discuss, Usagi-chan?
**[13:37] Usagi**
Don't call me "Usagi-chan"!
**[13:39] Usagi**
Please, look at this!
***SIGN*** Anti-Magic Academy Fall Term Mock Battle Tournament
**[13:41] All**
"Anti-Magic Academy Fall Term
Mock Battle Tournament"?
**[13:46] Kyouya**
'Sup, Kusanagi.
**[13:47] Kyouya**
Glum as ever today, I see.
**[13:49] Takeru**
Oh, Kyouya.
**[13:51] Kyouya**
You don't get to use my first name, you loser.
**[13:55] Kyouya**
By the way, is it just my imagination,
**[13:57] Kyouya**
or do I see the Small Fry Platoon
up on this tournament chart?
**[14:00] Takeru**
Uh, yeah, we are participating,
for what it's worth.
**[14:04] Kyouya**
You were probably sold on the part where
you get 100 points at once if you win, right?
**[14:09] Kyouya**
Damn, the nerve of you losers.
**[14:11] Takeru**
That's not really why we're doing it.
**[14:14] Kyouya**
Did you notice? You'd have to face off against us in the 15th Platoon in the second round.
**[14:19] Takeru**
Is that so?
**[14:20] Kyouya**
I'm looking forward to the
second round, Kusanagi.
**[14:24] Kyouya**
If the Small Fry Platoon can
even make it that far, that is.
**[14:28] Girl**
Sorry, Kusanagi-kun.
My captain's in a bad mood today.
**[14:37] Takeru**
Mari? I thought you went home already.
**[14:40] Mari**
What are you talking about?
**[14:41] Mari**
I have to go home with you.
I'm staying at your place.
**[14:44] Takeru**
Huh? You're staying at my place?
**[14:47] Mari**
Ouch! Wh-What do you think you're doing?
**[14:49] Ouka**
You must be using a seduction spell.
**[14:52] Ouka**
I cannot allow a tramp like you
to be alone with Kusanagi.
**[14:55] Mari**
Tramp?! I'm not using any magic!
**[14:58] Ouka**
Silence. Since Kusanagi is a closet pervert,
he'd fall instantly even for your meager charms.
**[15:03] Mari**
What do you *mean*, "meager"?!
**[15:05] Mari**
Who the hell do you think you are?!
**[15:08] Ouka**
Due to a bookkeeping error,
there were no vacant rooms in the girls' dorms.
**[15:12] Ouka**
Also, the chairman himself said that
Nikaido Mari should board off campus,
**[15:16] Ouka**
so students wouldn't find
out about her gleipnir.
**[15:19] Takeru**
But why does she have to
stay in my apartment?
**[15:22] Ouka**
Saionji lives with her family,
and there's no space at Suginami's place.
**[15:25] Ouka**
She wouldn't want to stay with me,
and the feeling is mutual.
**[15:29] Takeru**
You guys are so catty...
**[15:31] Ouka**
Don't worry, Kusanagi.
**[15:33] Ouka**
I won't leave you alone with a witch.
**[15:35] Ouka**
I'm also stay with you as a guard
so she doesn't attack you.
**[15:39] Mari**
I'm not gonna attack him!
**[15:40] Takeru**
Give me a break.
**[15:43] Takeru**
This is my apartment complex.
**[15:44] Takeru**
My room is the farthest in the back.
**[15:46] Mari**
What's that black aura?
Why do I hear an ominous howl?!
**[15:50] Takeru**
Probably the exhaust fan.
**[15:51] Mari**
And that croaking bird?
**[15:53] Takeru**
Just a crow.
**[15:56] Takeru**
What's wrong, Ohtori?
**[15:58] Ouka**
No-thing is wrong. I am com-plete-ly fine.
**[16:02] Ouka**
I am not scared.
**[16:03] Takeru**
What are you, a robot?
**[16:06] Mari**
If you're scared, why not leave?
**[16:07] Mari**
I don't mind being all alone with Takeru.
**[16:11] Mari**
Still, I can't believe that a perfect student
like you is afraid of ghosts.
**[16:18] Mari**
If you're scared, just run away
with your tail between your legs!
**[16:21] Takeru**
Well, I'll leave you girls to it.
**[16:22] Mari**
Huh?
**[16:23] Takeru**
Here's the key.
**[16:24] Mari**
Huh?!
**[16:25] Takeru**
I've got work. Go in without me.
**[16:27] Takeru**
Make yourselves at home.
**[16:33] Ouka**
Wh-What?!
**[16:34] Ouka**
I'm simply trying to leave,
like you suggested!
**[16:37] Ouka**
Let go!
**[16:37] Mari**
But it's your mission!
You're my guard, so guard me!
**[16:40] Ouka**
Let me go!
**[16:41] Mari**
Coward! You're not getting away!
**[16:43] Kanata**
We sent her off-campus on purpose,
but Valhalla still hasn't attacked.
**[16:47] Tetsu**
Don't let your guard down.
Be ready to fight at any moment.
**[16:53] Takeru**
I'm home.
**[17:02] Takeru**
U-Uh, I-I was just, um...
**[17:05] Mari**
Y-You're home early...
**[17:09] Mari**
L-Listen...
**[17:11] Mari**
Can you step outside for a minute?
**[17:13] Mari**
This is just too embarrassing.
**[17:17] Mari**
Quit staring.
**[17:20] Mari**
I-I'm insecure.
**[17:28] Ouka**
A-A ghost!
**[17:32] Ouka**
A girl with long hair! Huh?
**[17:38] Takeru**
This wasn't my fault, okay?
**[17:41] Takeru**
I did *nothing* wrong.
**[17:46] Takeru**
Well? What's your opinion of our
school after spending the day there?
**[17:49] Mari**
I don't have much of an opinion, really.
**[17:52] Takeru**
But despite all that quarreling, it looks
like you and Ohtori are kindred spirits.
**[17:56] Mari**
Huh? Are you blind?
**[17:58] Mari**
We have *zero* compatibility.
**[18:00] Takeru**
Well, these things take time.
**[18:02] Takeru**
You think it's strange that
I don't care you're a witch,
**[18:06] Takeru**
but our platoon doesn't obsess
over things like that.
**[18:11] Takeru**
They're a difficult bunch to work with,
**[18:13] Takeru**
but over time, I'm sure
things will get better.
**[18:15] Mari**
Please stop saying things like that.
**[18:17] Mari**
I'm a witch. You're a human.
**[18:20] Mari**
Our worlds are just way too different.
**[18:22] Takeru**
Where did that come from?
**[18:24] Takeru**
What happened?
**[18:26] Mari**
I don't know...
**[18:27] Mari**
But something tells me
I'm not the kind of person you think I am.
**[18:34] Mari**
Goodnight, Takeru.
**[18:43] Takeru**
Usagi, can't you snipe them
from where you are?
**[18:47] Usagi**
*Kusanagi!*
**[18:48] Usagi**
*Please help me!*
**[18:50] (Flashback) Takeru**
Don't cry. I wanna cry, too!
**[18:52] Ouka**
I took out two commandos.
**[18:54] Ouka**
But Saionji is too far away for me to save.
**[18:57] Takeru**
Mari, what about you?
**[18:59] Mari**
*I'm not going to help you guys.*
**[19:02] Mari**
If you wanna fight, do it yourselves.
**[19:03] Usagi**
* We weren't expecting*
* anything from you, anyway!*
**[19:06] Takeru**
Looks like we'll have to sit
tight until we get an opening.
**[19:10] Enemy Sniper**
Mr. Captain, sir!
Show us how cool swords are!
**[19:14] ES**
Ye olde divine retribution!
**[19:15] Takeru**
Don't worry. I'm not losing my temper.
**[19:15] (Flashback) ES**
Raid the castle, milord!
**[19:18] Ikaruga**
I don't think that would be
a bad move in this case.
**[19:20] Ikaruga**
If you wind up hurting yourself,
I'll massage you all night.
**[19:23] Ikaruga**
So go berserk and knock them all dead.
**[19:26] Takeru**
Ohtori, I'll be a decoy and buy us some time.
**[19:29] Takeru**
Could you take out at least
two soldiers near Usagi?
**[19:31] Ouka**
W-Will you be okay?
**[19:33] Takeru**
I'll be fine!
**[19:36] Takeru**
User of the Kusanagi double-edged art,
Kusanagi Takeru!
**[19:38] Takeru**
My body shall become a shield!
**[19:40] Takeru**
You shall not get past me, you maggots!
**[19:43] Takeru**
*I-I dislocated my shoulder!*
**[19:46] Mari**
*What're those idiots doing?*
**[19:48] Usagi**
*I won't last much longer.*
**[19:50] Usagi**
*I'm almost out of bullets, too!*
**[19:53] Mari**
*I'm so simpleminded.*
**[19:55] Mari**
Jeez!
**[19:57] Mari**
Thank me, Small Fry Platoon!
**[19:59] Mari**
Just this once, the great Nikaido Mari
will lend a helping hand!
**[20:08] Takeru**
Mari distracted them!
**[20:10] Takeru**
Ohtori, go!
**[20:11] Ouka**
I already took out their vanguards!
**[20:13] Ouka**
Saionji!
**[20:14] Usagi**
I see it! I'll get them!
**[20:20] Usagi**
See that?
**[20:22] Usagi**
You should thank me for
forcing you all to participate!
**[20:26] Takeru**
You all did very well today.
**[20:28] Usagi**
You forgot the "except Suginami" part.
**[20:31] Ikaruga**
Naughty girls who say that deserve a good fondling.
**[20:36] Usagi**
Don't just get right to it!
**[20:41] Ikaruga**
You know you love it!
**[20:41] Takeru**
Well, I guess today's MVP was Mari.
**[20:45] Mari**
But I didn't do anything.
**[20:47] Mari**
Except get shot, that is.
**[20:49] Takeru**
What do you think, Ohtori?
**[20:52] Ouka**
Well, I...
**[20:54] Ouka**
...don't *not* recognize your contribution.
**[20:56] Ouka**
Your diversion honestly helped a lot.
**[21:00] Mari**
I-It's not like I did it for you!
**[21:03] Mari**
Don't jump to conclusions.
You're grossing me out!
**[21:06] Ikaruga**
But it sure came quickly.
**[21:08] Mari**
What did?
**[21:10] Ikaruga**
Your dere side.
**[21:11] Mari**
I'm not being dere!
**[21:12] Ikaruga**
A tsundere type, eh?
**[21:14] Ikaruga**
Not very unique, but pretty nice.
**[21:16] Ikaruga**
We didn't have any flat chests
in our platoon, either.
**[21:22] Ikaruga**
Lucky you. You're not alone.
**[21:26] Takeru**
Anyway, let's celebrate.
**[21:28] Takeru**
They've set up stalls
on the tournament grounds.
**[21:30] Takeru**
Let's all go get a bite!
**[21:31] Ouka**
I'm going to turn in our report.
**[21:33] Ouka**
Go on without me.
**[21:39] Ouka**
Excuse me. I've brought the report.
**[21:48] Ouka**
"Auroral Witch... Amnesia?"
**[21:52] Ouka**
"An ancient witch"?
**[21:56] Ouka**
"Nikaido Mari…"
**[21:57] Ouka**
"Based off the evidence, she was
clearly involved with Valhalla."
**[22:02] Ouka**
"Her crime was..."
**[22:07] Ouka**
Murder?!
***SIGN*** The Necromancer Laughs
# 4 - The Necromancer Laughs
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:03] Student A**
All right!
**[00:05] Mari**
Those two sure get along.
**[00:08] Takeru**
Yeah, but believe it or not,
Usagi and Suginami
**[00:10] Takeru**
used to be as catty as you and Ohtori.
**[00:13] Mari**
Really?
**[00:14] Takeru**
They'd quarrel every time
they saw each other.
**[00:17] Takeru**
It was really hard to deal with.
**[00:19] Takeru**
I hope that someday you'll have
a relationship just like theirs.
**[00:24] Mari**
W-With whom?
**[00:25] Takeru**
With Ohtori.
**[00:27] Takeru**
I think you'd make a great duo.
**[00:29] Mari**
Don't make me laugh!
**[00:31] Mari**
I want nothing to do with that bitch.
**[00:33] Takeru**
I thought a lot about
what you said yesterday.
**[00:36] (Flashback) Mari**
I'm a witch. You're a human.
**[00:39] (Flashback) Mari**
Our worlds are just way too different.
**[00:43] Takeru**
I don't know how your world
compares to mine.
**[00:46] Takeru**
But looking at us now,
I don't think we're any different.
**[00:50] Takeru**
You're no different than Usagi,
Suginami, or Ohtori, either.
**[00:54] Takeru**
So please,
**[00:56] Takeru**
stop isolating yourself just
because you're a witch.
**[01:00] Mari**
Listen, I have no memories of my past,
**[01:03] Mari**
but I catch glimpses of things...
**[01:06] Mari**
Things that make me wonder if
I'm actually a horrible person.
**[01:11] Mari**
And that terrifies me.
**[01:12] Takeru**
Don't worry.
**[01:14] Takeru**
No matter what kind of person you are,
I won't shut you out.
**[01:17] Mari**
What would you do
if I turned out to be evil?
**[01:20] Takeru**
I'd get mad.
**[01:22] Takeru**
I'd get mad, and then I'd brainstorm
with you about what to do.
**[01:25] Takeru**
I think that's what it means to be comrades.
**[01:27] Mari**
That so?
**[01:29] Mari**
Thanks.
**[01:30] Takeru**
Huh?
**[01:32] Mari**
It's nothing!
**[01:33] Mari**
Let's give that one a shot next!
***SIGN*** Episode 4: "The Necromancer Laughs"
**[03:08] Ikaruga**
Oh, I'm dying!
**[03:10] Ikaruga**
The newest models are always so arousing.
**[03:12] Ikaruga**
That form, that operating sound,
that sheen, those movements!
**[03:16] Ikaruga**
I believe robots are erotic in ways
that humans can never be!
**[03:20] Mari**
Are you a pervert?
**[03:21] Ikaruga**
Yes, I'm a pervert!
**[03:24] Ouka**
Sorry I'm late.
**[03:25] ---**
Wow, I guess honor students can get away
with being fashionably late.
**[03:30] Mari**
Wh-What? I was only joking.
**[03:32] Mari**
Don't take me seriously, idiot.
**[03:33] Ouka**
Kusanagi, we need to talk.
**[03:35] Takeru**
Huh?
**[03:36] Announcer**
And now we will begin Round 2
of the Anti-Magic Academy
**[03:39] Announcer**
Mock Battle Tournament!
**[03:42] Takeru**
Mari did what? It can't be true!
**[03:48] Announcer**
In the second match, we have the
15th Platoon versus the 35th Platoon.
**[03:52] Announcer**
Now, begin!
**[03:54] Subordinate**
All clear at the public entrance.
**[03:56] Sougetsu**
Hey there, Kurogane-kun.
**[04:00] Sougetsu**
How are things?
**[04:02] Kurogane**
Your adopted daughter seems to have
discovered the truth about Nikaido Mari.
**[04:07] Kurogane**
She was snooping around
the crime scene last night.
**[04:10] Sougetsu**
Even if Ouka tells Kusanagi-kun the truth now,
I doubt it'll change his mind.
**[04:16] Sougetsu**
Will Valhalla show up?
**[04:19] Kurogane**
We don't know.
**[04:20] Kyoya**
Hey, are you even up for this fight?!
**[04:23] Kyoya**
I came here to destroy you, fair and square!
**[04:26] Mari**
Come on.
**[04:28] Mari**
Why do I have to be sandwiched
between you guys?
**[04:31] Takeru**
Don't worry your pretty little head, Mari.
**[04:33] Takeru**
I promise we'll protect you.
**[04:35] (Flashback) Takeru**
Mari did what? It can't be true!
**[04:37] (Flashback) Ouka**
For some reason, Nikaido Mari allied with
Valhalla and became a murderer.
**[04:43] (Flashback) Ouka**
At least on paper.
**[04:45] Ouka**
*She is a criminal.*
**[04:47] Ouka**
*That much is certainly true.*
**[04:50] Ouka**
* But there are some unknown circumstances*
* behind her charges and our mission.*
**[04:55] Kyoya**
Come out and fight, Kusanagi!
**[04:58] Kyoya**
Hey! 15th Platoon!
**[04:59] Kyoya**
All of you had better hold your fire.
**[05:01] Kyoya**
Kusanagi is mine—
**[05:04] Kyoya**
What the hell, Yoshimizu?
What're you—
**[05:10] Takeru**
Kyoya!
**[05:15] Takeru**
Kyoya!
**[05:17] ---**
N-No!
**[05:21] Takeru**
Yoshimizu!
**[05:26] Haunted**
Hallelujah!
**[05:30] Haunted**
Greetings and salutations.
**[05:32] Haunted**
I am Haunted, the commanding
officer of Valhalla Recon.
**[05:36] Haunted**
Pleased to make your acquaintance!
**[05:40] Haunted**
I've come to rescue you,
my dearest Mari-san.
**[05:43] Mari**
Who are you?
How do you know my name?
**[05:46] Haunted**
Don't be so frightened.
**[05:48] Haunted**
I came here to rescue you.
**[05:51] Haunted**
Oh, but your frightened
face is truly beautiful.
**[05:55] Haunted**
I can hardly contain myself.
**[05:57] Haunted**
I have never held you in my arms.
How I wish to do so right now!
**[06:01] Haunted**
Huh?
**[06:05] Kurogane**
Keep shooting!
**[06:06] Kurogane**
Even if he turns into a lifeless
blob of meat, keep shooting!
**[06:08] Sougetsu**
I wish you'd capture him
instead of shooting him.
**[06:12] Kurogane**
Impossible.
**[06:13] Kurogane**
We have to be prepared to kill him,
or we'll never win!
**[06:19] Kurogane**
Who ordered you to stop shooting?
**[06:21] Kurogane**
All hands, prepare to intercept!
**[06:23] Haunted**
Kurogane!
**[06:33] Kurogane**
Damn it!
**[06:34] Ouka**
Watch out!
**[06:42] Kurogane**
It's no good. We can't penetrate it.
**[06:44] Sougetsu**
A new type of magic field, eh?
**[06:50] Kurogane**
Our dragoons seem to be
affected by magic interference.
**[06:53] Kurogane**
Requesting permission to use Relic Eaters.
**[06:56] Sougetsu**
Granted. We'll have to leave the
wizard to Kusanagi-kun's platoon.
**[07:01] Takeru**
Are you okay, Mari?
**[07:05] Mari**
I'm fine.
**[07:07] Mari**
Looks like we can't escape.
**[07:08] Mari**
There's a magic field.
**[07:10] Haunted**
There is nowhere to escape, my dear.
**[07:13] Haunted**
Just look at how tattered
my clothes have become.
**[07:16] Haunted**
Mari-san, can you sew them up for me?
**[07:18] Haunted**
Then, can you say something alluring, like,
**[07:22] Haunted**
"I'll sew up your tattered heart"?
**[07:25] Takeru**
Stay back. He's mine.
**[07:28] Haunted**
I've been wondering...
**[07:31] Haunted**
Mari-san, who is this boy?
**[07:34] Haunted**
Could he be your boyfriend?
**[07:37] Haunted**
No, that couldn't be true.
**[07:41] Haunted**
After all, you already have me.
**[07:43] Haunted**
It's out of the question, isn't it?
**[07:46] Haunted**
Please say it is.
**[07:47] Haunted**
I love you.
**[07:49] Haunted**
So please, love me as I love you.
**[07:52] Haunted**
If you refuse, I will cry.
I will cry hard.
**[07:55] Haunted**
Then I will kill you!
**[07:57] Takeru**
Shut up, you stalker.
**[07:59] Haunted**
Oh, dear.
**[08:00] Haunted**
You dare interrupt my reunion with Mari-san?
**[08:03] Haunted**
Who do you think you are?
**[08:05] Haunted**
Don't get cocky with me,
or I'll have to kill you,
**[08:09] Haunted**
punk.
**[08:09] Takeru**
Right back at you, you damned wizard!
**[08:14] Lapis**
All systems green.
**[08:17] Lapis**
Precision: 100%.
**[08:22] Lapis**
Witch hunter transformation, complete.
**[08:26] Takeru**
Desiring with supreme ardor!
**[08:29] Takeru**
Bring down the hammer against witches!
**[08:33] Takeru**
Lapis, any information on him?
**[08:35] Lapis**
The enemy is Haunted,
a Valhalla necromancer.
**[08:39] Lapis**
Threat level: S.
**[08:41] Haunted**
Wait! Are you the one
who drove off my einherjar?
**[08:44] Takeru**
So what if I am?
**[08:46] Haunted**
Well, I never thought you would have
a contract with a Relic Eater.
**[08:50] Haunted**
Listen, I didn't mean any harm.
**[08:53] Haunted**
Well, I did mean harm,
**[08:55] Haunted**
but I didn't know
you owned a Relic Eater!
**[08:58] Haunted**
I was only following orders,
**[09:01] Haunted**
so can't you let this one slide?
**[09:03] Takeru**
Sorry, but I'm not that forgiving!
**[09:09] Haunted**
Pierce him,
**[09:10] Haunted**
Dáinsleif!
**[09:17] Mari**
Takeru!
**[09:19] Lapis**
Apologies. Regeneration ETA unknown.
***SIGN*** Nikaido Mari
**[09:40] Ouka**
Hey, Saionji!
**[09:42] Ouka**
Can you hear me? Wake up!
**[09:44] Ikaruga**
Out of my way.
**[09:46] Ikaruga**
Boo, hiss, incompetent sniper!
**[09:49] Ikaurga**
Wake up, you big-boobed camper!
**[09:51] Ouka**
Suginami, this is no time to joke around.
**[09:53] Ikaruga**
"I'm a good-for-nothing bunny,
and my hooters are all I've got going for me!"
**[09:57] Ikaruga**
"How I worry people so!"
**[10:00] Usagi**
Who are you calling an incompetent sniper!
**[10:06] Usagi**
What is it? What has happened?
**[10:08] Ouka**
I'll explain later.
**[10:10] Sougetsu**
Well, well.
Looks like you're safe, Ouka.
**[10:14] Ouka**
Chairman, I'm indicting you.
**[10:17] Sougetsu**
Indicting me? On what charges?
**[10:19] Ouka**
Nikaido Mari's arrest.
**[10:22] Ouka**
When I investigated the scene of the arrest,
**[10:26] Ouka**
I found the slightest trace of magic.
**[10:28] Ouka**
Nikaido Mari's magic type
is Ancient Auroral,
**[10:32] Ouka**
but what I found was Ancient Despair.
**[10:37] Ouka**
It's impossible for someone to possess
both Auroral and Despair magic.
**[10:39] Ouka**
In other words, Nikaido Mari did not
kill the students in that platoon.
**[10:44] Ouka**
This is substantial proof of unlawful arrest.
**[10:48] Sougetsu**
So you want to cut a deal?
**[10:51] Sougetsu**
Very well. I'll hear you out.
**[10:53] Sougetsu**
I can't possibly turn down
my precious little daughter.
**[10:57] Ouka**
I have only one request.
**[10:59] Haunted**
This is my first encounter with
a sword-type Relic Eater,
**[11:02] Haunted**
but this is turning out to be a damp squib.
**[11:05] Haunted**
Nacht, this is our first Hero Transformation
in a while. How did it go?
**[11:08] Nacht**
Perfectly.
**[11:11] Takeru**
Don't tell me, he can transform
into a witch hunter, too?
**[11:14] Lapis**
No. That is a Hero Transformation
**[11:17] Lapis**
using a lost-type magical item,
**[11:19] Lapis**
Dáinsleif.
**[11:21] Lapis**
It's a sword of destruction that
a Scandinavian hero once used.
**[11:25] Takeru**
*It's a sword? I was beaten in swordplay?*
**[11:28] Haunted**
Mari-san, you mustn't stay in a place like this.
**[11:32] Haunted**
You are a witch. You're one of us.
**[11:34] Mari**
I am not one of you!
I don't even know you!
**[11:38] Haunted**
Oh. That's right.
**[11:40] Haunted**
You're still under the effect of
my forgetfulness spell, aren't you?
**[11:43] Nacht**
Your memory's even worse.
**[11:45] Haunted**
Wait just one moment.
**[11:46] Haunted**
I will release you from that spell at once.
**[11:55] (Flashback) Teacher**
Magic doesn't exist to hurt people,
**[11:59] (Flashback) Teacher**
but rather to make them happy.
**[12:08] (Flashback) Haunted**
Valhalla has captured all of the orphans.
**[12:12] (Flashback) Haunted**
If you want them released,
then cooperate with us.
**[12:18] Mari**
It's all my fault...
**[12:21] Mari**
So many people died because of me...
**[12:26] Mari**
I knew it.
**[12:27] Mari**
I'm not the kind of person you think I am.
**[12:31] Mari**
I'm sorry, Takeru.
**[12:33] Mari**
I betrayed your trust in me.
**[12:35] Haunted**
If you come back to me,
I won't need to kill that boy.
**[12:40] Haunted**
And I'll let you see the other kids
from the orphanage as soon as you do.
**[12:44] Haunted**
There will be no more warfare.
**[12:48] Haunted**
Everyone will be saved.
**[12:50] Haunted**
As long as you return to my side.
**[12:53] Takeru**
I won't let her go!
**[12:55] Takeru**
He's lying about letting
you see the children, Mari!
**[13:00] Mari**
Lying? What do you mean?
**[13:02] Takeru**
Ohtori investigated you.
**[13:05] Takeru**
And the orphanage, too.
**[13:08] Takeru**
All the kids there...
**[13:10] Takeru**
They're dead.
**[13:12] Mari**
You're lying...
**[13:13] Mari**
I heard their voices! On the phone!
**[13:16] Haunted**
So you're bringing that up?
**[13:19] Haunted**
I'm not lying.
**[13:23] Kid 1**
Big sis sure is gullible!
**[13:26] Kid 2**
You shouldn't trust people so easily!
**[13:30] Haunted**
See? I wasn't lying.
**[13:32] Haunted**
I promised to let you see the children again.
**[13:37] Haunted**
I mean, they are merely dead, is all.
**[13:40] Haunted**
And I'm a necromancer, remember?
**[13:43] Haunted**
Reviving them is a piece of cake.
**[13:47] Haunted**
Though I'm also the one who killed them...
**[13:51] Mari**
No! No!
**[13:54] Haunted**
Oh, Mari-san, you are perfection!
**[13:57] Haunted**
How I've longed to hear you shriek like that!
**[14:02] Mari**
So in the end...
**[14:04] Mari**
I was unable to save my family,
**[14:06] Mari**
and I led innocent people to their deaths.
**[14:13] Takeru**
If you want to chastise yourself,
I won't stop you.
**[14:16] Takeru**
But if you want to atone for
your part in all the murders...
**[14:18] Takeru**
Instead of punishing yourself,
**[14:20] Takeru**
you should devote your life
to saving even more lives with magic!
**[14:24] Takeru**
Wasn't that your dream?
**[14:27] Mari**
Takeru...
**[14:28] Takeru**
Even that might not be enough
for you to forgive yourself.
**[14:32] Takeru**
And the ones who died might not forgive you.
**[14:35] Takeru**
But I think that is what atonement is.
**[14:39] Takeru**
If that's too painful for you to take...
**[14:42] Takeru**
If it ever makes you want to give up...
**[14:46] Takeru**
Come to me,
**[14:49] Takeru**
and I'll carry half your burden for you!
**[14:53] Takeru**
User of the Kusanagi double-edged art,
Kusanagi Takeru!
**[14:57] Takeru**
I shall become carnage incarnate!
**[14:58] Takeru**
Any last words, wizard?
**[15:03] Haunted**
Shallow! Shallow! Far too shallow!
**[15:06] Haunted**
Not a single word of yours has touched me!
**[15:09] Haunted**
Your idea of salvation is flimsy at best!
**[15:12] Haunted**
Very well.
**[15:13] Haunted**
Allow me to show you Despair!
**[15:17] Haunted**
Let's have some fun, witch hunter!
**[15:22] Haunted**
Un, Deux, Trois!
**[15:25] Takeru**
Sweeping Demon Blade!
**[15:32] Haunted**
Increasing your brain's processing speed
seems to be your trump card.
**[15:36] Haunted**
But that's futile against someone like me,
who understands everything about anatomy.
**[15:41] Takeru**
Bullshit, wizard!
**[15:45] Takeru**
What's happening?
**[15:46] Lapis**
My host, I will apply an
analysis filter on your retina.
**[15:52] Lapis**
Dáinsleif's hallmark is the
extended manifestation of slashes.
**[15:55] Lapis**
Its attacks remain in the slashed area
long after initial use.
**[15:59] Haunted**
You're a pretty skilled Relic Eater.
**[16:02] Nacht**
Damn!
**[16:02] Haunted**
Jealous, Nacht?
**[16:04] Nacht**
I'll kill you.
**[16:05] Takeru**
Lapis, you can change the sword's form, right?
**[16:08] Lapis**
Of course I can.
Feel free to rely on my abilities.
**[16:12] Takeru**
Sure thing. I'll rely on them with all I've got!
**[16:16] Haunted**
How uninspiring.
**[16:18] Takeru**
Lapis, short sword!
**[16:24] Haunted**
You're pretty clever.
**[16:25] Takeru**
Next! Two-handed sword!
**[16:32] Haunted**
Not bad!
**[16:33] Haunted**
Now this is starting to be fun!
**[16:35] Takeru**
Yoshimizu?
**[16:38] Haunted**
Don't get sentimental over a clone!
**[16:42] Takeru**
You asshole...
**[16:45] Haunted**
Goodness, this is exactly
what makes humans amusing.
**[16:49] Haunted**
And that's why I love them.
**[16:57] (Flashback) Teacher**
Understand? You only cast this spell when
**[17:00] (Flashback) Teacher**
you're trying to protect
someone you care about.
**[17:03] (Flashback) Mari**
Something I can do...
**[17:08] Mari**
This will be my final spell...
**[17:12] (Flashback) Takeru**
It's rigged to explode if you use magic.
**[17:16] Mari**
Aurora Bullet!
**[17:24] Haunted**
Bad form, Mari-san.
**[17:26] Haunted**
But with that much blood lust,
even a surprise attack is no surprise, my dear.
**[17:40] Ouka**
Don't worry.
**[17:41] Ouka**
Your collar won't explode.
**[17:44] Mari**
You... Why?
**[17:46] Ouka**
I blackmailed the chairman
into disarming your gleipnir.
**[17:50] Ouka**
Naturally, I didn't do this for you.
**[17:52] Ouka**
It did it to save Kusanagi.
**[17:54] Mari**
Huh?
**[17:55] Ouka**
You told me that magic can save lives.
**[17:59] Ouka**
Here's your chance to prove it.
**[18:01] Ouka**
Save Kusanagi with magic,
whose sole purpose is to cause pain!
**[18:06] Ouka**
If you can do that, I'll have
no choice but to admit you're right!
**[18:09] Mari**
You really piss me off!
**[18:12] Ouka**
Magic first, get pissed off later!
I'll buy you some time!
**[18:15] Mari**
Just to be clear, I'm not doing this for you!
**[18:17] Ouka**
I'm not doing this for you, either!
**[18:24] Haunted**
Mana-constraining dust, eh?
**[18:26] Nacht**
It's crimson ore,
**[18:27] Nacht**
an anti-magic metal that
dark magical creatures loathe.
**[18:32] Nacht**
Who is foolish enough to use
such a precious artifact?
**[18:38] Takeru**
*Mari, can you hear me?*
**[18:40] Mari**
Takeru?
**[18:42] Haunted**
Let's hear some screaming!
**[18:47] Usagi**
One of my eyes is impaired.
**[18:49] Usagi**
I was too scared to shoot until just now.
**[18:52] Usagi**
I apologize profusely.
**[18:53] Ouka**
Saionji! You're a lifesaver!
**[18:55] Haunted**
You kids are formidable foes!
**[18:58] Haunted**
I want to messily kill you
and make you all mine!
**[19:01] Mari**
Auroral light, open heaven's gate
and lure my enemy to the void!
**[19:05] Mari**
Sorry, but it's over now!
**[19:07] Mari**
This is all I've got...
**[19:09] Mari**
Take it!
**[19:13] Haunted**
Your attack looks rather flashy, but it's
completely ineffective if it misses the target.
**[19:18] Takeru**
I've taken everything you've got!
**[19:24] Haunted**
You just don't know when to quit, do you?
**[19:26] Haunted**
To be honest, I've grown tired of you.
**[19:28] Haunted**
Playing with boys isn't my thing.
**[19:31] Haunted**
Nacht, hallmark magic.
**[19:34] Nacht**
Too late do you offer to make peace with me,
**[19:37] Nacht**
for now I have drawn the Sword Dáinsleif.
**[19:41] Takeru**
Kusanagi double-edged art:
**[19:43] Takeru**
Unicorn Lance!
**[19:45] Nacht**
Berserk Enchant!
**[19:49] Nacht**
Impressive effort.
**[19:50] Nacht**
But it's futile. Your blunt sword
is no match for me.
**[19:54] Lapis**
Reversing Twilight Enchantment.
**[19:56] Lapis**
Releasing Flexible Material.
**[20:03] Nacht**
This is... Mari's magic?
**[20:06] Lapis**
Absorbing magic is my hallmark.
**[20:09] Lapis**
I have borrowed the magic of my host's friend.
**[20:14] Nacht**
Impossible!
**[20:15] Lapis**
A blunt sword and its perverted master
are no match for me and my host.
**[20:20] Lapis**
My host and I are unbeatable.
**[20:32] Haunted**
Boy, what is your name?
**[20:35] Takeru**
Kusanagi Takeru.
**[20:37] Haunted**
I see. You're from that clan of demon hunters.
**[20:42] Takeru**
Wait, why do you know about that?!
**[20:44] Haunted**
This isn't over yet, Kusanagi Takeru-kun.
**[20:55] Mari**
Takeru!
**[20:56] Mari**
Thanks.
**[20:57] Mari**
Thanks to you, I didn't commit any
more mistakes than I already have!
**[21:03] Takeru**
Mari...
**[21:04] Mari**
I really am glad I met you!
**[22:43] Ouka**
Kusanagi, I'm coming in.
**[22:44] Takeru**
A bit late for that.
**[22:46] Takru**
Huh? Where's Mari?
**[22:48] Ouka**
Well, I have bad news.
**[22:53] Mari**
What bad news?
**[22:58] Takeru**
Mari!
**[22:59] Takeru**
Oh, so you've become
a regular student here!
**[23:04] Ouka**
Yeah...
**[23:05] Ouka**
The witch enrollment policy became official.
**[23:09] Ouka**
To me, this is worst possible news.
**[23:11] Mari**
Big talk, from someone who begged
the chairman to make it happen.
**[23:15] Ouka**
I only did that because
I disapproved of his methods.
**[23:18] Ouka**
I didn't do it for a shriveled witch like you.
**[23:20] Mari**
Who are you calling a shriveled witch!
**[23:22] Ouka**
But you are shriveled,
in the chest area, at least.
**[23:24] Mari**
They're not shriveled!
They're just naturally small!
**[23:27] Ouka**
Yes, they are quite small.
**[23:29] Mari**
Right? Just like I said...
**[23:31] Mari**
Wait! They're not small, either!
***SIGN*** The Witch Hunt
# 5 - The Witch-Hunting Festival
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:01] Kikyou**
So, how are you doing at school?
**[00:05] Usagi**
M-My campus life is,
**[00:07] Usagi**
uh, very fulfilling.
**[00:11] Usagi**
Also—
**[00:11] Kikyou**
That is not what I am asking about.
**[00:15] Kikyou**
You might not pass first year with these grades,
**[00:18] Kikyou**
let alone graduate.
**[00:21] Usagi**
I-I'm sorry, ma'am.
**[00:24] Kikyou**
I am going to bring forward
the plans for your marriage.
**[00:28] Kikyou**
This month will be your last at school.
**[00:32] Usagi**
H-Hold on, Mother!
**[00:34] Usagi**
You promised to wait until I graduated!
**[00:37] Kikyou**
Don't touch me.
**[00:40] Kikyou**
I am not your mother.
***SIGN*** Episode 5: "The Witch-Hunting Festival"
**[02:21] Reima**
Sorry to call you on such short notice.
**[02:25] Reima**
I have good news for you all today.
**[02:28] Reima**
We have decided to revive our academy's
formerly abolished witch-hunting festival.
**[02:33] Reima**
Well, this witch-hunting festival is technically
just an ordinary school festival...
**[02:36] Takeru**
Who's that?
**[02:37] Ikaruga**
A student who transferred
here last month, apparently.
**[02:41] Mari**
He reeks of street smarts.
**[02:43] Reima**
What's more, we're adding a
new rule to this year's festival.
**[02:50] Reima**
It involves...
**[02:51] Reima**
This.
**[02:53] Reima**
This is the special currency
we will use at the festival.
**[02:57] Reima**
This currency can be exchanged for credit points.
**[03:02] Reima**
Naturally...
**[03:03] Reima**
It can also be exchanged for cash.
**[03:07] Reima**
What do you think?
Isn't it a fantastic event?
**[03:07] Ikaruga**
Materialistic and proud of it, eh?
**[03:10] Mari**
But don't you guys desperately need points?
**[03:13] Mari**
Isn't this your big chance?
**[03:14] Ouka**
I'm against it.
**[03:16] Ouka**
Instead of participating in fun and games,
we should focus on actual platoon missions.
**[03:20] Ouka**
Don't you agree, Kusanagi—
**[03:30] Takeru**
User of the Kusanagi double-edged art,
Kusanagi Takeru.
**[03:32] Takeru**
For personal reasons,
**[03:35] Takeru**
I'm having us enter this festival!
**[03:37] Mari**
Why is he so motivated?
**[03:39] Ouka**
Well, his credits are riding on it.
**[03:42] Ikaruga**
That's not all.
**[03:44] Ikaruga**
He got baited by the money.
**[03:45] Ikaruga**
Cold, hard cash.
**[03:48] Both**
Money?
**[03:49] Takeru**
We need to draw up a plan of attack,
draft a list of necessary materials...
**[03:53] Takeru**
Oh, we also need to secure an
empty classroom as soon as possible.
**[03:56] Ikaruga**
His parents left him deep in debt.
**[03:59] Ikaruga**
He probably intends to use his share of the
earnings from this festival to clear some of it.
**[04:04] Ikaruga**
And he has a little sister.
He's dealing with a lot.
**[04:08] Ouka**
I see.
**[04:10] Takeru**
Let's do this.
**[04:12] Takeru**
Let's conquer the world!
**[04:15] Mari**
Yikes. Takeru's trying to
act like a real captain.
**[04:18] Takeru**
Listen up, punks.
**[04:19] Takeru**
This witch-hunting festival
ain't child's play.
***SIGN*** Freshmen 35th Test Platoon
**[04:22] Takeru**
Better take it seriously.
**[04:24] Takeru**
We're doing this...
**[04:25] Takeru**
I'll do whatever it takes to win!
**[04:28] (Flashback) Kikyou**
I am going to bring forward
the plans for your marriage.
**[04:31] (Flashback) Kikyou**
This month will be your last at school.
**[04:35] Usagi**
*They don't need me, anyway.*
**[04:37] Takeru**
Hey, isn't Usagi late?
**[04:40] Ikaruga**
Eye exams tend to be drag on sometimes.
**[04:42] Mari**
Was her left eye hurt that badly?
**[04:45] Ouka**
It's for the best that she gets it fixed.
**[04:48] Ouka**
Saionji's eyes are our eyes, after all.
**[04:51] Usagi**
* How can you say something*
* so nice now, of all times?*
**[04:56] Mari**
Speaking of whom, I know she doesn't like being called by her name because it means "bunny,"
**[05:01] Mari**
but then why does she wear that headband?
**[05:03] Takeru**
Headband?
**[05:04] Ouka**
Good point.
**[05:06] Ouka**
That headband looks like
bunny ears to me, too.
**[05:10] Ikaruga**
Oh, ye of little understanding.
**[05:12] Ikaruga**
She actually loves being called Usagi-chan.
**[05:16] Mari**
Really?
**[05:17] Mari**
Okay, in that case, I won't hold back.
**[05:19] Mari**
From now on, I'll call her Usa-chan.
**[05:21] Usagi**
That is the one name
I'll never let you call me!
**[05:26] Mari**
Welcome back, Usa-chan.
**[05:28] Usagi**
I just told you not to call me that!
**[05:30] Usagi**
Good grief!
**[05:32] Usagi**
This headband is a memento
of my grandmother.
**[05:34] Usagi**
Could you please not make fun of it?
**[05:36] Ikaruga**
But we're not.
**[05:39] Ikaruga**
Right, Kusanagi?
**[05:40] Takeru**
U-Uh, yeah. I think it's cute.
**[05:44] Usagi**
C-Cu-Cu...
**[05:46] Usagi**
Wh-Where did that come from?
**[05:50] Takeru**
Wh-What is it?
**[05:52] Both**
Nothing.
**[05:53] Takeru**
Come on! Spit it out!
**[05:55] Ikaruga**
Gee, thanks for the tired romcom routine.
**[05:57] Takeru**
That was just my honest opinion.
No deeper meaning to it.
**[06:03] Usgai**
That doesn't matter!
**[06:05] Usagi**
Anyway, weren't you discussing
the witch-hunting festival?
**[06:08] Takeru**
Oh, right.
**[06:10] Usagi**
Good grief,
**[06:11] Usagi**
why is it that when I'm not around,
you always do this?
**[06:15] Ishida**
Excuse me. May I come in?
**[06:20] Ishida**
Nice to meet you.
**[06:21] Ishida**
I am Ishida, captain of the 23rd Test Platoon.
**[06:24] Ishida**
Allow me to get right to the point.
**[06:26] Ishida**
Would you like to form an alliance
with us in the witch-hunting festival?
**[06:30] Platoon**
An alliance?
**[06:31] Ishida**
Our platoon is small in numbers,
**[06:34] Ishida**
just like yours.
**[06:36] Ishida**
I thought maybe we little guys
could help each other out.
**[06:40] Takeru**
I see.
**[06:42] Takeru**
It might be nice to have backup
when we're in trouble.
**[06:51] Usagi**
Why'd they have to ally
with another platoon?
**[06:54] Usagi**
I wanted to enjoy my last hurrah
with my teammates.
**[06:58] Usagi**
Oh! P-Pardon me!
**[07:01] Usagi**
My mind was wandering...
**[07:06] Reima**
Hi.
**[07:07] Usagi**
Reima-sama...
**[07:11] Reima**
Don't be so formal.
**[07:13] Reima**
How've you been?
**[07:15] Reima**
Is it just me, or did you get taller?
**[07:18] Reima**
What's wrong?
**[07:19] Usagi**
N-Nothing.
**[07:21] Reima**
When I heard you joined
this school, I was worried.
**[07:28] Reima**
Don't worry.
**[07:29] Reima**
You don't need to be in
a place like this anymore.
**[07:33] Reima**
Usagi, you don't need to
push yourself anymore.
**[07:41] Reima**
From now on, you'll be with me forever.
**[07:45] Takeru**
I don't get Suginami.
**[07:46] Takeru**
What did she buy all of this for?
**[07:51] Takeru**
Usagi?
**[07:52] Takeru**
Hey, what's wrong?
**[07:53] Takeru**
Usagi!
**[07:55] Reima**
Are you Usagi's captain?
**[07:59] Takeru**
I know you... You're that
executive committee chairman.
**[08:03] Reima**
I see you've been taking good care of her.
**[08:06] Reima**
I am Tenmyoji Reima.
**[08:08] Reima**
Usagi's childhood friend, I guess.
**[08:10] Reima**
Nice to meet you.
**[08:12] Takeru**
Likewise.
**[08:14] Reima**
It won't be for much longer,
but take care of Usagi.
**[08:19] Reima**
She's a very important belonging of mine.
**[08:26] Takeru**
Usagi?
**[08:30] Takeru**
What's wrong?
**[08:31] Takeru**
Calm down, Usagi. Look at me.
**[08:35] Usagi**
I'm... sorry...
**[08:37] Takeru**
Don't worry. I'm here for you.
**[08:40] Usagi**
Help... me...
**[08:43] Takeru**
I will help you. You're not alone.
**[08:45] Takeru**
I'm right here by your side.
**[08:53] Reima**
I can't wait, Usagi.
**[08:58] Shizuka**
Ohtori Ouka-san, right?
**[09:00] Shizuka**
I am Sendo Shizuka,
the student council secretary.
**[09:05] Shizuka**
Follow me. The president wants to see you.
***SIGN*** Reference Room 3
**[09:16] Ouka**
A sliding bookcase?
**[09:17] Shizuka**
Classic, right?
The president loves this sort of thing.
**[09:23] Nagaru**
Howdy, Ouka-chan.
**[09:25] Nagaru**
Long time no see.
**[09:27] Ouka**
Glad to see you haven't changed,
**[09:29] Ouka**
President Hoshijiro Nagaru.
**[09:31] Nagaru**
Thanks for bringing her here, Shizuka-chan.
**[09:34] Nagaru**
Have an orange.
**[09:36] Shizuka**
Thank you.
**[09:37] Nagaru**
I'm sorry I keep asking you
to sneak around for me.
**[09:40] Shizuka**
I don't mind. I wish to be a spy, anyway.
**[09:44] Nagaru**
Come join us, Ouka-chan.
**[09:46] Ouka**
No, thanks. Just cut to the chase.
**[09:49] Nagaru**
You're no fun. Well, whatever.
**[09:52] Nagaru**
Won't you help us out with something?
**[09:55] Ouka**
Help you?
**[09:56] Nagaru**
Yes.
**[09:57] Nagaru**
Ouka-chan, do you know of
a witch named Mephistopheles?
**[10:02] Ouka**
Mephistopheles?
**[10:04] Ouka**
Well, I have heard that name before.
**[10:06] Nagaru**
I'm not surprised, considering
she's an urban legend of sorts.
**[10:09] Nagaru**
The witch that devours human minds.
**[10:15] Nagaru**
What would you do if
she really existed, Ouka-chan?
**[10:19] Ouka**
With all due respect, you're stupid
for believing that fairy tale.
**[10:21] Nagaru**
Oh, how I wish it were just a fairy tale.
**[10:25] Nagaru**
She assaulted my subordinates.
**[10:28] Nagaru**
One was possessed and went berserk,
**[10:31] Nagaru**
killing everyone except me and Shizuka-chan.
**[10:38] Ikaruga**
Always the troublemaker, isn't she?
**[10:41] Mari**
Did something happen?
**[10:43] Ikaruga**
She always puts up a brave front
so she won't cause us any trouble.
**[10:48] Ikaruga**
But not only is Usagi the most stubborn
person I know, she's also the weakest.
**[10:52] Mari**
And what is Ohtori Ouka doing
at a time like this?!
**[10:57] Ikaruga**
Look who's talking. Isn't it time
for you to go to work?
**[11:01] Mari**
Ack. The anti-magic experiments...
**[11:02] Mari**
B-But this is no time to
be taking part in those.
**[11:05] Ikaruga**
If you ditch those experiments,
they'll throw you out of school.
**[11:09] Ikaruga**
You should let Kusanagi handle this.
**[11:12] Takeru**
Actually, I need to go to work.
**[11:17] Ikaruga**
My!
**[11:18] Ikaruga**
Somebody loves you.
**[11:22] Takeru**
I'll stay with her until she wakes up.
**[11:24] Mari**
You'd better not do any nasty things
to Usagi while she's asleep.
**[11:27] Takeru**
I would never!
**[11:29] Ikaruga**
We'll leave her in your care, then.
**[11:32] Mari**
If you do anything lewd, I'll castrate you.
**[11:44] Takeru**
Are you awake?
**[11:46] Usagi**
Why...
**[11:49] Usagi**
am I...
**[11:50] Takeru**
You fainted in the hallway.
**[11:52] Takeru**
Don't you remember?
**[11:56] Usagi**
Did you stay with me the whole time?
**[12:01] Takeru**
I promised to be there for you.
**[12:03] Usagi**
I'm sorry I made you stay back so late.
**[12:06] Takeru**
Don't worry.
**[12:07] Takeru**
Come on. I'll take you home.
**[12:10] Usagi**
O-Okay.
**[12:17] Takeru**
What's wrong?
**[12:18] Usagi**
C-Could it be that while I was asleep,
**[12:20] Usagi**
I held your hand the entire time?
**[12:23] Takeru**
What's the big deal with holding hands?
**[12:25] Usagi**
B-But...
**[12:27] Takeru**
Come on.
**[12:29] Takeru**
Let's go.
**[12:36] Ouka**
I see.
**[12:37] Ouka**
So that's why you want my help.
**[12:40] Ouka**
What exactly do you want me to do?
**[12:43] Nagaru**
Say, Ouka-chan...
**[12:44] Nagaru**
What do you make of Tenmyoji Reima?
**[12:47] Ouka**
Tenmyoji?
**[12:49] Ouka**
The executive committee chairman?
**[12:51] Nagaru**
Yeah, him.
**[12:52] Ouka**
What about him?
**[12:55] Nagaru**
Isn't he impressive?
**[12:57] Nagaru**
It's only been a month since he transferred in,
**[13:00] Nagaru**
and yet he's already planning school festivals
as the chairman of the executive committee.
**[13:04] Ouka**
Well, yes...
**[13:06] Nagaru**
And what's more,
**[13:07] Nagaru**
it's also been a month since we were attacked.
**[13:12] Nagaru**
See? Doesn't that seem a bit strange?
**[13:18] Takeru**
Tenmyoji, was it?
**[13:21] Takeru**
Your old friend?
**[13:23] Takeru**
Did something happen between you guys?
**[13:27] Takeru**
Sorry. Forget I asked.
**[13:30] Takeru**
I shouldn't be butting into your business.
**[13:32] Usagi**
It's not worth talking about.
**[13:35] Takeru**
What's wrong?
**[13:37] Takeu**
You're not acting like yourself.
**[13:42] Takeru**
No matter how serious your problem,
**[13:44] Takeru**
if you ask for my help,
I'll do everything in my power to help you.
**[13:49] Takeru**
There's bound to be one or
two things I can do for you.
**[13:54] Usagi**
Okay...
**[13:55] Usagi**
Okay, then!
Can you marry me, Kusanagi?
**[14:01] Usagi**
You can't, right?
**[14:03] Usagi**
That is the problem I am facing!
**[14:07] Usagi**
Reima-sama is my fiancé.
**[14:11] Takeru**
Huh?
**[14:11] Usagi**
I am the Saionji family's sole heir.
**[14:16] Usagi**
If I marry into a distinguished
family like the Tenmyojis,
**[14:19] Usagi**
the Saionjis' future will be secured.
**[14:22] Usagi**
It cannot be avoided.
**[14:24] Usagi**
This is what I get for being good-for-nothing.
**[14:28] Takeru**
Usagi...
**[14:34] Usagi**
This will be my last month
attending this school.
**[14:38] Takeru**
Usagi!
**[14:41] Takeru**
Hey!
**[14:43] Takeru**
Stay over at my place tonight!
**[15:07] Usagi**
My first time...
**[15:09] Usagi**
M-My goodness!
What am I thinking about?!
**[15:11] Usagi**
H-How shameless of me!
**[15:13] Usagi**
B-But staying the night means...
**[15:17] Usagi**
No, no, no!
**[15:19] Usagi**
Th-That sort of activity
is reserved for after marriage.
**[15:24] Usagi**
But there is what they call a "fait accompli"...
**[15:28] Usagi**
If I produce offspring in advance,
**[15:30] Usagi**
then I won't have to marry Reima-sama.
**[15:33] Usagi**
It's surprisingly logical,
**[15:36] Usagi**
and I'll get to be with Kusanagi forever...
**[15:44] Usagi**
No, no, no, no!
**[15:46] Usagi**
Wouldn't I be stealing him from the others?
**[15:48] Usagi**
And fait accompli?
**[15:50] Usagi**
We're talking about having *children* here!
**[15:52] Usagi**
I don't particularly want
a child with Kusanagi...
**[16:03] Usagi**
Whatever will be, will be!
**[16:08] Usagi**
I wonder if Kusanagi will be pleased.
**[16:15] Takeru**
Okay.
**[16:16] Takeru**
Oh, you're out.
**[16:18] Takeru**
Sorry my bath is so sma—
**[16:21] Takeru**
Wh-Why are you naked?!
**[16:25] Usagi**
You didn't provide me with
a change of clothes.
**[16:28] Takeru**
Right! S-Sorry!
**[16:30] Takeru**
You can use one of my shirts if you...
**[16:32] Usagi**
No, thank you.
**[16:33] Takeru**
Huh?
**[16:34] Usagi**
After all...
**[16:38] Usagi**
I'm going to end up naked, anyway.
**[16:39] Takeru**
Why?!
**[16:41] Usagi**
Kusanagi...
**[16:55] Usagi**
This is my first time.
**[16:59] Usagi**
I'm not sure what to do.
**[17:00] Takeru**
W-Wait!
**[17:03] Usagi**
Please stop making me embarrass myself.
**[17:14] Mari**
Takeru!
**[17:16] Mari**
Your apartment's intercom system is broken.
**[17:20] Ouka**
Hey! Ever heard of knocking?
**[17:23] Ouka**
A hedge between keeps friendship green...
**[17:27] Ikaruga**
First, let's look for his dirty magazines...
**[17:39] Takeru**
Uh... Well...
**[17:42] Mari**
You already have me...
**[17:44] Ouka**
I never thought you'd stoop this low...
**[17:47] Ikaruga**
Why didn't you invite me...
**[17:50] All**
You traitor!
**[17:56] Ikaruga**
Now I see.
**[17:58] Ikaruga**
So, who is he?
**[18:00] Takeru**
Tenmyoji Reima. Usagi's childhood friend.
**[18:04] Mari**
Tenmyoji? You mean the
executive committee chairman?
**[18:08] Ikaruga**
I don't see the problem. He's rich.
**[18:13] Ikaruga**
If you don't like him,
marry Kusanagi instead.
**[18:16] Both**
Why are you going there?!
**[18:18] Usagi**
Excuse me...
**[18:20] Usagi**
Why is everyone here?
**[18:23] Takeru**
I invited them.
**[18:24] Takeru**
I thought we'd hold a strategy meeting.
**[18:28] Takeru**
Comrades, I hereby call the Saionji Usagi
rescue mission meeting to order!
**[18:32] Usagi**
For me?
**[18:34] Takeru**
All we need to do is improve your grades to a level
the Saionjis would deem acceptable, right?
**[18:38] Usagi**
Easier said than done.
**[18:41] Takeru**
We'll rack up points in
the witch-hunting festival
**[18:44] Takeru**
and raise her grades.
**[18:45] Takeru**
This will convince Usagi's
parents to let her stay here.
**[18:48] Usagi**
Huh? But you can't!
**[18:50] Usagi**
I can't make you go so far for me.
**[18:53] Usagi**
I have nothing to give in return.
**[18:56] Ikaruga**
What are you saying?
**[18:58] Ikaruga**
Your problems are our problems.
**[19:03] Mari**
I'd miss you if you left, Usagi-chan.
**[19:07] Mari**
I'll help.
**[19:09] Ouka**
Though I object to
taking part in the festival,
**[19:11] Ouka**
I would hate to lose you from our platoon.
**[19:17] Takeru**
I take back what I said about doing
everything in my power to help you.
**[19:21] Takeru**
*We* will do everything in *our* power to help.
**[19:25] Usagi**
Kusanagi...
**[19:27] Takeru**
You're not alone.
**[19:29] Takeru**
We've got your back.
**[19:31] Mari**
Hey! You made Usagi-chan cry again!
**[19:34] Takeru**
S-Sorry.
**[19:36] Usagi**
All I do is drag everyone down
**[19:38] Usagi**
and make you all help me.
**[19:40] Takeru**
Silly.
**[19:42] Takeru**
Do you have any idea how many
times you've saved our lives?
**[19:46] Takeru**
With the einherjar.
**[19:49] Takeru**
And at the tournament.
**[19:52] Takeru**
If you hadn't been there,
we'd all be dead right now.
**[19:56] Takeru**
And moving forward,
we'll continue to need you.
**[19:58] Takeru**
That's why we're all here.
**[20:01] Takeru**
Please, at least understand that, Usagi.
**[20:05] Ikaruga**
Okay, let's crank out a plan of attack.
**[20:08] ---**
Yeah!
**[20:12] Ikaruga**
Here's my plan for certain victory:
**[20:17] Ikaruga**
a cosplay party!
**[20:21] Ikaruga**
A Chinese dress with beautiful slits!
**[20:24] Ouka**
S-Suginami! Don't open the curtain
without warning me!
**[20:28] Ikaruga**
A school swimsuit that showcases
the depravity of flat chests!
**[20:32] Mari**
I'm not showcasing anything of the sort!
**[20:35] Ikaruga**
Every boy's dream: a little sister
wearing nothing but a dress shirt!
**[20:39] Lapis**
Can I sleep with you tonight, Onii-chan?
**[20:44] Ikaruga**
But that's not all, folks.
**[20:47] Ikaruga**
The next entry is my best creation!
**[20:51] Usagi**
This is actually covering everything...
**[20:55] Usagi**
Right?
**[20:58] Usagi**
Now I can never get married!
**[21:00] Ishida**
This is too perfect, Suginami-kun.
**[21:02] Ishida**
Nay, Captain Suginami!
**[21:05] Takeru**
Uh, I'm the captain.
**[21:08] Ikaruga**
You look great in that.
**[21:10] Takeru**
How'd I get dragged into this?
**[21:12] Mari**
Hey, can I change now?
**[21:15] Ishida**
Oh, wait!
**[21:16] Ishida**
How about taking a keepsake picture?
**[21:20] Mari**
Huh? But it'd be so embarrassing.
**[21:22] Ikaruga**
Oh, it's okay. Come on.
**[21:24] Takeru**
Usagi?
**[21:28] Mari**
Come on! Hurry over here, Usagi-chan!
**[21:31] Ouka**
Saionji, stop stalling.
**[21:33] Ouka**
Get over here and cover my legs!
**[21:36] Ikaruga**
Come here already, Usagi. You're our star.
**[21:39] Takeru**
Hurry. That's an order.
**[21:42] Usagi**
Y-You don't need to order me!
**[21:45] Usagi**
Please don't rush me so!
**[21:47] Mari**
Come on, come on. Next to me.
**[21:49] Ishida**
Okay, everyone ready?
**[21:51] Takeru**
Hey, Suginami!
**[23:29] Reima**
I guess it's about time to change bodies, huh?
***SIGN*** Even Bunnies Have Fangs
# 6 - Even Bunnies Have Fangs
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:06] (Flashback) Takeru**
*We* will do everything in *our* power to help.
**[00:16] Usagi**
Grandfather,
**[00:18] Usagi**
I am no longer alone.
***SIGN*** Episode 6: "Even Bunnies Have Fangs"
**[01:56] (Flashback) Ikaruga**
So, who is he?
**[01:58] (Flashback) Takeru**
Tenmyoji Reima.
**[02:00] (Flashback) Takeru**
Usagi's childhood friend.
**[02:05] (Flashback) Nagaru**
Say, Ouka-chan...
**[02:07] (Flashback) Nagaru**
What do you make of Tenmyoji Reima?
**[02:12] Ouka**
What are you doing?
**[02:14] Girl**
Tenmyoji-senpai suggested we decorate
the campus for the witch-hunting festival.
**[02:19] Ouka**
Tenmyoji did?
**[02:24] Reima**
Well, if it isn't the captain.
**[02:26] Reima**
I look forward to seeing
what you do for the festival.
**[02:30] Reima**
After all, it'll be Usagi's
final memory of this academy.
**[02:33] Reima**
I'm sure you've heard,
**[02:35] Reima**
but Usagi and I are getting married.
**[02:37] Reima**
Don't worry.
**[02:39] Reima**
She's a very important belonging of mine.
**[02:41] Takeru**
You said the same thing the other day,
and it's been bothering me ever since.
**[02:46] Takeru**
Usagi doesn't "belong" to anyone.
**[02:47] Takeru**
You wouldn't say that if
she really was precious to you.
**[02:51] Reima**
Oh?
**[02:53] Reima**
What are you to Usagi, anyway?
**[02:56] Reima**
What do you know about her?
**[02:57] Takeru**
What, you ask?
**[02:59] Takeru**
We're comrades!
**[03:01] Reima**
Usagi has a comrade?
**[03:04] Takeru**
Why are you laughing?
**[03:06] Reima**
Because it's just so funny!
**[03:08] Reima**
How can someone who killed her brother
have a trusted comrade-in-arms?
**[03:12] Takeru**
Killed her brother?
**[03:14] Takeru**
Cut the bullshit, asshole!
**[03:16] Reima**
She's pitiful to the core.
**[03:19] Reima**
An outcast in her own family—
**[03:21] Takeru**
Bullshit me one more time,
and I'll cut you down!
**[03:24] Reima**
Don't blow your top. I'm not lying.
**[03:28] Reima**
But don't worry.
**[03:29] Reima**
I promise I'll make Usagi happy.
**[03:32] Takeru**
We won't let you have her! We'll do
everything in our power to protect her!
**[03:35] Reima**
Then I will do everything
in my power to make her mine.
**[03:43] Reima**
Don't get cocky, you piece of shit.
**[03:46] Ouka**
Vlad, can you hear me?
**[03:48] Vlad**
What is it, provisional master?
**[03:51] Ouka**
Can you give me a bird's-eye view?
**[03:53] Ouka**
I need to be able to see
the campus from above.
**[03:56] Vlad**
Very well. I shall comply.
**[04:01] Ouka**
What in the world...
**[04:03] Vlad**
It's a type of magic circle that
takes over the mind.
**[04:07] Ouka**
A spell of this scale could
cause so much harm!
**[04:16] Usagi**
Reima-sama...
**[04:18] Reima**
I hear you didn't go home last night.
**[04:21] Reima**
What a bad girl.
**[04:23] Reima**
Perhaps you need to be punished?
**[04:27] Reima**
Do you want your mind broken again?
**[04:29] Reima**
Like it was that day.
**[04:31] Usagi**
I won't...
**[04:33] Usagi**
I won't do as you say anymore!
**[04:38] Reima**
Is that so?
**[04:41] Reima**
Going through a rebellious phase?
**[04:45] Reima**
You can never escape my grasp.
**[04:48] Reima**
A murderer like you has nowhere to run.
**[04:53] Reima**
Have you forgotten what you did?
**[04:56] Reima**
How would your dead brother
feel if he saw you right now?
**[05:00] Reima**
Don't worry.
**[05:02] Reima**
I, and I alone, will let you stay with me.
**[05:05] Reima**
I will not abandon you.
**[05:16] Reima**
Well, then...
**[05:18] Reima**
What will your "comrade" do?
**[05:21] Fake-Shizuka**
It's almost certain that Tenmyoji is Mephisto.
**[05:24] Fake-Shizuka**
I will head out right now to capture him.
**[05:26] Nagaru**
I'm sorry I keep asking you
to sneak around for me.
**[05:30] Fake-Shizuka**
I would throw away my very life
if you commanded it, Madam President.
**[05:33] Nagaru**
Oh...
**[05:35] Nagaru**
I'm sorry, Shizuka-chan.
**[05:38] Nagaru**
I guess I couldn't save you.
**[05:40] Fake-Shizuka**
P-President?
**[05:41] Nagaru**
Whenever I tell Shizuka-chan,
**[05:43] Nagaru**
"I'm sorry I keep asking you to sneak around
for me," she always responds with,
**[05:47] Nagaru**
"I wish to be a spy, anyway."
**[05:53] Takeru**
Usagi! Are you in here?
**[05:55] Mari**
She's out shopping.
**[05:58] Takeru**
Oh...
**[05:59] Mari**
Is something wrong?
**[06:00] Takeru**
Sorry. I'm going to look for Usagi.
**[06:03] Mari**
Wait!
**[06:03] Mari**
I'm not sure what's happening,
but I'm coming, too!
**[06:09] Fake-Shizuka**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[06:11] Ouka**
Let's go, Senpai.
**[06:13] Fake-Shizuka**
I'll cover you.
**[06:19] Ouka**
Tenmyoji Reima!
You're under arrest!
**[06:23] Reima**
Why, exactly?
**[06:26] Reima**
I haven't done anything.
**[06:29] Reima**
Yet.
**[06:30] Ouka**
We know your true identity.
**[06:32] Ouka**
Just surrender peacefully!
**[06:34] Reima**
My true identity?
**[06:36] Ouka**
You can't talk your way
out of this, Mephistopheles.
**[06:39] Mephisto**
You called?
**[06:42] Ouka**
No way!
**[06:43] Mephisto**
Nice to meet you.
**[06:45] Mephisto**
I'm Mephisto.
**[06:49] Mephisto**
This girl wanted to
protect you kids so badly,
**[06:52] Mephisto**
she tried to kill herself by
biting her tongue in half.
**[06:55] Mephisto**
Well, at least she and her beloved president
**[06:58] Mephisto**
are probably happy together
up in heaven right now.
**[07:01] Ouka**
You monster!
**[07:05] Ouka**
Damn...
**[07:19] Takeru**
What's up?
**[07:21] Mari**
My gleipnir was deactivated.
**[07:23] Takeru**
Huh?
**[07:23] Mari**
I can use magic now.
**[07:27] Mari**
What the hell's going on?
**[07:31] Nagaru**
Is this Kusanagi Takeru-kun?
**[07:33] Takeru**
Who's there?
**[07:34] Nagaru**
I'm Hoshijiro, the student council president.
**[07:38] Nagaru**
Ouch...
**[07:40] Nagaru**
I guess it really does hurt,
even with a bulletproof vest on.
**[07:44] Takeru**
What are you talking about?
**[07:45] Nagaru**
That doesn't matter right now.
**[07:48] Nagaru**
Ouka-chan is in danger.
**[07:51] Takeru**
Did something happen to her?
**[07:52] Nagaru**
Please, I need your platoon's help.
**[07:55] Fake-Ouka**
This won't do.
**[07:59] Fake-Ouka**
Relic Eater owners are such a nuisance.
**[08:03] Reima**
It looks like you've possessed her just fine.
**[08:06] Fake-Ouka**
It's like having split personality disorder.
**[08:09] Fake-Ouka**
Her soul is still in this world.
**[08:14] Fake-Ouka**
I guess I'll have to activate
the magic sooner than I thought.
**[08:16] Reima**
Th-That wasn't part of the deal!
**[08:18] Reima**
I transferred schools for you!
**[08:22] Reima**
I did it because you promised to make
this academy and the Inquisition mine!
**[08:26] Reima**
That was the plan—
**[08:29] Reima**
What are you doing?
**[08:30] Fake-Ouka**
Get this straight, you piece of shit.
**[08:33] Fake-Ouka**
I could've killed you whenever I wanted.
**[08:36] Fake-Ouka**
The only reason I didn't
**[08:38] Fake-Ouka**
is because having the Tenmyoji heir
in my pocket could come in handy.
**[08:44] Reima**
Let me go!
**[08:45] Fake-Ouka**
Without me, you'd still be the school wimp,
and not the executive committee chairman.
**[08:51] Fake-Ouka**
Do you now understand
who wears the pants around here?
**[09:00] Fake-Ouka**
What a sorry excuse for a man.
**[09:03] Fake-Ouka**
Rest assured.
**[09:04] Fake-Ouka**
Most of the students are still alive.
**[09:07] Fake-Ouka**
Once I'm finished here, the academy is yours.
**[09:11] Fake-Ouka**
Just wait, my sweet little body...
**[09:14] Fake-Ouka**
It's time to exact my revenge!
**[09:17] Nagaru**
Mephisto wants her body back.
The academy has it locked up.
**[09:22] Nagaru**
She probably plans to take it by using a
magical item to brainwash the students.
**[09:29] Nagaru**
Kusanagi-kun?
**[09:30] Takeru**
Just shut up for a minute.
**[09:33] Takeru**
First, you got Ohtori caught up in this,
**[09:36] Takeru**
and now you want us to save her?
**[09:39] Mari**
Takeru...
**[09:40] Takeru**
I'm not about to take orders from you.
**[09:42] Takeru**
But I am gonna go save my comrade.
**[09:44] Takeru**
That's all there is to it!
**[09:46] Nagaru**
Understood. That's fine by me.
**[09:49] Nagaru**
Just come back alive.
**[09:52] Takeru**
Lapis. Are you there?
**[09:54] Lapis**
Yes. I am always by your side.
**[09:57] Takeru**
Do you know where Ohtori and Usagi are?
**[09:59] Lapis**
I cannot locate Ohtori Ouka-sama,
**[10:02] Lapis**
but I have found Saionji Usagi-sama.
**[10:06] Lapis**
She is inside the church.
**[10:07] Takeru**
The church...
**[10:08] Takeru**
Mari, I want that magic spell lifted.
**[10:12] Takeru**
Can you do that?
**[10:13] Mari**
Who the hell do you think I am?
**[10:22] (Flashback) Brother**
Whoa! Awesome!
**[10:25] (Flashback) Young Usagi**
Brother! Don't touch that!
**[10:28] (Flashback) Brother**
What's the big deal?
**[10:32] (Flashback) Brother**
Come on, come on.
**[10:33] (Flashback) Young Usagi**
Brother!
**[10:36] (Flashback) Young Usagi**
No!
**[10:46] (Flashback) Young Reima**
Hey, I heard...
**[10:49] (Flashback) Young Reima**
You killed your big brother, didn't you?
**[10:54] (Flashback) Young Reima**
Tell me, how did it feel
when you killed him?
**[10:57] (Flashback) Young Reima**
Did it feel good?
**[10:58] (Flashback) Young Usagi**
No!
**[11:01] (Flashback) Young Reima**
Spit it out.
**[11:05] (Flashback) Young Reima**
I've made up my mind.
From now on, you belong to me.
**[11:16] Usagi**
R-Reima-sama?
**[11:18] Usagi**
What are you doing?
**[11:20] Reima**
What do you think? It's our wedding night.
**[11:22] Usagi**
N-No!
**[11:24] Reima**
You're beautiful, Usagi.
**[11:26] Reima**
This wedding is for just the two of us.
**[11:28] Usagi**
Please stop!
**[11:30] Reima**
And here I was going to be gentle
since it's your first time!
**[11:37] Reima**
Now that's the Usagi I know!
**[11:41] Reima**
All you need to do is fear and obey me!
**[11:45] Reima**
Don't worry.
**[11:47] Reima**
You're a worthless murderer,
**[11:50] Reima**
but I will never abandon you.
**[12:04] Usagi**
I want to go home.
**[12:08] Usagi**
Don't leave me.
**[12:13] (Flashback) Mari**
Come on! Hurry over here, Usagi-chan!
**[12:16] (Flashback) Ouka**
Saionji, stop stalling.
**[12:18] (Flashback) Ikaruga**
Come here already, Usagi.
**[12:20] (Flashback) Takeru**
Hurry. That's an order.
**[12:27] (Flashback) Takeru**
You're not alone.
**[12:31] Usagi**
*That's right. I must go home.*
**[12:34] Usagi**
*I now have a place I can call home!*
**[12:37] Usagi**
*Even bunnies have fangs, you know?!*
**[12:45] Usagi**
Don't think for a second that
you can have your way with me!
**[12:49] Reima**
How dare...
**[12:52] Reima**
How dare you talk to me like that?!
**[12:56] Reima**
I'll make you regret those words!
**[13:02] Takeru**
Usagi!
**[13:04] Usagi**
Kusanagi!
**[13:07] Takeru**
Are you okay?
**[13:10] Usagi**
I was so, so scared!
**[13:14] Takeru**
Sorry, but it's not over yet.
**[13:17] Takeru**
I want you to go help Mari.
**[13:19] Usagi**
She's in danger?
**[13:21] Takeru**
Ask Suginami for the details.
**[13:23] Takeru**
We don't have time.
**[13:24] Usagi**
What about you?
**[13:26] Takeru**
I'm going to take care of that bastard.
**[13:28] Usagi**
Please promise me.
**[13:30] Usagi**
Promise that if I take care of Nikaido,
**[13:32] Usagi**
you'll beat up that jerk for me!
**[13:35] Takeru**
Yeah, I promise.
**[13:37] Usagi**
And one more thing!
**[13:40] Usagi**
If I manage to keep Nikaido safe, uh...
**[13:43] Usagi**
P-Pat me on the head again.
**[13:45] Takeru**
You can count on it.
**[13:46] Usagi**
It's a promise!
**[13:52] Reima**
Usagi!
**[13:56] Takeru**
You're dealing with me.
**[13:59] Takeru**
I'm going to make good on my promise!
***SIGN*** Saionji Usagi
**[14:16] Usagi**
Why am I using my grandfather's rifle?
**[14:18] Ikaruga**
Your usual rifle is too heavy.
**[14:21] Ikaruga**
This one will suit your needs
better for this mission.
**[14:24] Ikaruga**
And you're familiar with it, too.
**[14:26] Ikaruga**
If you shoot her with two
of these special bullets,
**[14:28] Ikaruga**
that should be enough
to kill her disembodied soul.
**[14:31] Ikaruga**
However, the body still
belongs to someone else.
**[14:34] Ikaruga**
Avoid their vitals.
**[14:36] Ikaruga**
Can you do that?
**[14:46] Mari**
Destroying the magic sequence comes first.
**[14:50] Mari**
Let's do this!
**[14:55] Fake-Ouka**
Nikaido! Are you okay?
**[14:57] Fake-Ouka**
I was so worried about you!
What's the situation?
**[15:01] Fake-Ouka**
Nikaido?
**[15:02] Fake-Ouka**
Answer me!
**[15:07] Mari**
You need to brush up
on your method acting.
**[15:10] Mari**
That bitch would never worry about me.
**[15:16] Fake-Ouka**
Oh, well. I guess the jig is up.
**[15:19] Fake-Ouka**
Bye-bye.
**[15:25] Mari**
They fell? Usagi-chan?!
**[15:27] Mari**
They fell?!
**[15:32] Fake-Ouka**
Shit!
**[15:33] Fake-Ouka**
That's the girl Reima wanted.
**[15:36] Fake-Ouka**
It was stupid of me to let
that piece of shit handle things!
**[15:40] Fake-Ouka**
Eat this!
**[15:44] Fake-Ouka**
It's an instant charm.
**[15:46] Usagi**
Not so fast!
**[15:47] Fake-Ouka**
I'm kind of busy here.
**[15:49] Fake-Ouka**
Go play with these other guys.
**[15:53] Boys**
Usagi-chan...
**[15:55] Fake-Ouka**
Well, bye-bye.
**[15:57] Boys**
Usagi-chan...
**[16:00] Usagi**
Wh-What is the meaning of this?!
**[16:03] Usagi**
What's wrong with everybody tonight?
**[16:05] Usagi**
Don't they respect the fragility
of a young maiden's pure heart?!
**[16:13] Takeru**
I dare you to say it one more time.
**[16:16] Takeru**
I dare you to say Usagi belongs to you.
**[16:20] Takeru**
Kusanagi double-edged art:
Sleazebag Scare!
**[16:32] Lapis**
Aren't you going to finish him off?
**[16:34] Takeru**
Usagi didn't ask me to kill him.
**[16:37] Takeru**
And I don't think he's worth killing anyway.
**[16:40] Takeru**
We have bigger things to worry about.
**[16:45] Mari**
Just a bit more...
**[16:50] Fake-Ouka**
Oops, I missed!
**[16:52] Fake-Ouka**
Well, let's give it another shot.
**[16:58] Fake-Ouka**
Another Relic Eater?
**[16:59] Mari**
Takeru?
**[17:00] Takeru**
Sorry I'm late.
**[17:02] Takeru**
You're going to give Ohtori back.
**[17:05] Fake-Ouka**
Desiring with supreme ardor...
**[17:09] Fake-Ouka**
Bring down the hammer against witches!
**[17:13] Takeru**
How are you using Ohtori's Relic Eater?!
**[17:19] Fake-Ouka**
Not too familiar with this Relic Eater, are we?
**[17:23] Fake-Ouka**
It has the ability to pierce through
any magic it knows the sequence of!
**[17:29] Mari**
Takeru!
**[17:30] Fake-Ouka**
Worry about yourself!
**[17:32] Takeru**
Not on my watch!
**[17:34] Fake-Ouka**
Look at you, holding out
even without your Relic Eater.
**[17:38] Fake-Ouka**
That girl's coming back...
**[17:42] Fake-Ouka**
I just had a great idea.
**[17:44] Fake-Ouka**
Mind if I test your bonds a little?
**[17:49] Usagi**
Are you okay, Nikaido?
**[17:52] Usagi**
Ohtori?
**[17:53] Usagi**
Is it really you?
**[17:55] Fake-Ouka**
That's right.
**[17:56] Fake-Ouka**
Mephisto is currently inside of Kusanagi!
**[18:10] Usagi**
Which is... real?
**[18:14] Takeru**
Usagi.
**[18:16] Takeru**
If you can't decide, then shoot me.
**[18:18] Takeru**
Shoot me, and then shoot Ohtori.
**[18:20] Usagi**
What are you saying?!
**[18:21] Takeru**
Don't worry. Neither I nor Ohtori will die.
**[18:25] Usagi**
Kusanagi...
**[18:26] Fake-Ouka**
Saionji! Don't listen to him!
**[18:29] Fake-Ouka**
Trust me!
**[18:31] Takeru**
We trust you.
**[18:33] Takeru**
So, please...
**[18:35] Takeru**
Place your trust in us, too.
**[18:38] Usagi**
Okay. Preparing to shoot!
**[18:41] Fake-Ouka**
Stop it! I'm the real—
**[18:43] Fake-Ouka**
Wh-What?!
**[18:47] Fake-Ouka**
My body won't mo...
**[18:50] Ouka**
* I won't let you defile the name*
* Ohtori Ouka any more!*
**[18:55] Ouka**
*I heard everything. Your voice...*
**[18:59] Ouka**
*And my friends' voices!*
**[19:00] Fake-Ouka**
Stay out of this! You lost to me already!
**[19:10] Fake-Ouka**
Saionji! If you even slightly
consider me a friend...
**[19:13] Fake-Ouka**
Then shoot me!
**[19:15] Usagi**
Roger!
**[19:25] Usagi**
You won't escape.
**[19:44] Takeru**
Ohtori! Answer me!
**[19:46] Takeru**
Hey, Ohtori!
**[19:48] Takeru**
Hey, wake up!
**[19:50] Usagi**
Ohtori!
**[19:51] Usagi**
S-Stay calm! W-We need to...
**[19:54] Usagi**
m-massage her heart.
**[19:55] Usagi**
Wait, no.
**[19:57] Usagi**
Mouth-to-mouth?!
**[19:58] Usagi**
Er, uh...
**[20:05] Mari**
I did it!
**[20:07] Mari**
Hey! Don't you die on me!
**[20:09] Mari**
How am I supposed to boast to you?
**[20:11] Ikaruga**
All right. Move it.
**[20:18] Ikaruga**
She's got a pulse. She'll be fine.
**[20:20] Ikaruga**
Anyone would faint after being shot
by one of those bullets.
**[20:24] Ouka**
I-I'm okay...
**[20:27] Ouka**
I'm alive...
**[20:29] Ouka**
So keep it down...
**[22:04] Ouka**
How dare you touch me!
**[22:10] Takeru**
Masters!
**[22:11] Takeru**
You need to pay...
**[22:15] Ikaruga**
I guess my plan had a fatal flaw.
**[22:17] Ikaruga**
We may be smoking hot,
**[22:19] Ikaruga**
but our personalities are revolting.
**[22:23] Takeru**
Why am I in this hell...
**[22:26] Ikaruga**
Oh, right. Usagi was calling for you.
**[22:30] Takeru**
She was?
**[22:33] Takeru**
U-Usagi...
**[22:35] Takeru**
Why are you dressed like that?
**[22:40] Usagi**
S-Suginami did this...
**[22:44] Takeru**
Put something on first.
**[22:46] Usagi**
Sorry you had to see something so unsightly.
**[22:49] Takeru**
Uh, that's not it.
**[22:51] Takeru**
It's more like I don't know where to look.
**[22:59] Usagi**
Th-Thanks to you,
the engagement has been broken off.
**[23:03] Usagi**
And I am allowed to
stay at the academy.
**[23:06] Takeru**
Really?!
**[23:07] Usagi**
And so... Um...
**[23:10] Takeru**
I'm proud of you, Usagi.
**[23:17] Sougetsu**
How reliable is this intel?
**[23:19] Kurogane**
Not enough evidence to say for sure,
but it's probably true.
**[23:23] Sougetsu**
Well, let's start by calling
Suginami-kun in here.
***SIGN*** Investigation Report on Lost Matri
**[23:26] Sougetsu**
Tell her we need to talk about her family.
***SIGN*** Traitor
# 7 - Traitor
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:05] Ikaruga**
You wanted to see me?
**[00:10] Sougetsu**
Look at this and tell me what you think.
***SIGN*** Lost Matrix Investigation Report
**[00:13] Ikaruga**
What is this?
**[00:15] Sougetsu**
A picture taken by our undercover spy
at Alchemist Corporation.
**[00:20] Sougetsu**
In the picture, you'll see a dark elf cell,
**[00:23] Sougetsu**
a.k.a the Lost Matrix.
**[00:26] Sougetsu**
Alchemist wants to use this to make weapons.
**[00:31] Ikaruga**
Ridiculous.
**[00:34] Ikaruga**
Be it dark elves, dragons, or whatever,
**[00:37] Ikaruga**
no one has ever succeeded at
cloning a legendary creature.
**[00:41] Ikaruga**
And there aren't any cells left to research.
**[00:45] Sougetsu**
Exactly.
**[00:46] Sougetsu**
Even the Lost Matrix, which was preserved
in the best condition known to man,
**[00:50] Sougetsu**
is said to have gone missing four years ago.
**[00:53] Sougetsu**
Judging from your surname, Suginami,
**[00:56] Sougetsu**
I assume that before enrolling here,
**[00:57] Sougetsu**
you were working at Alchemist as
a genius researcher they created.
**[01:03] Sougetsu**
You were what they call a designer child.
**[01:08] Sougetsu**
Is there anything you'd like to tell me?
**[01:11] Ikaruga**
I've already told you everything
I know about Alchemist.
**[01:15] Ikaruga**
Excuse me.
**[01:19] Kurogane**
She clearly knows.
**[01:20] Kurogane**
We should lock her up and make her
tell us where the Lost Matrix is.
**[01:24] Sougetsu**
Not only is that a barbaric idea,
it's also utterly boring.
**[01:28] Sougetsu**
I think we should wait and see what she does.
**[01:31] Sougetsu**
The more cards we have to play
against Alchemist, the better.
**[01:36] Kurogane**
What are you thinking?
**[01:37] Kurogane**
A trade? Blackmail?
**[01:40] Kurogane**
All-out war?
**[01:45] Sougetsu**
Who knows?
**[01:46] Sougetsu**
But when the time comes, you may find that
all three of those options are one and the same.
**[01:53] Ikaruga**
Four years, huh? Time sure does fly.
**[01:57] Ikaruga**
It's me.
**[01:58] Ikaruga**
It's been a while. How've you been?
***SIGN*** Episode 7: "Traitor"
**[03:32] Boy A**
Our platoon is in trouble!
**[03:34] Boy A**
We don't have enough
points to pass the year.
**[03:36] Boy B**
We're almost there. We'll make it somehow.
**[03:39] Boy C**
What's with that short bar?
**[03:42] Boy B**
Oh, that's the Small Fry Platoon.
**[03:46] Takeru**
There are fewer platoons than before.
**[03:51] Mari**
And yet we're still dead last?
**[03:53] Usagi**
What? Here to ridicule us?
**[03:56] Mari**
Yep. I came to make fun of you, Usagi-chan.
**[03:59] Usagi**
But you're in this platoon, too!
**[04:01] Usagi**
You lack both responsibility and breasts!
**[04:04] Mari**
What are you saying?
I've got plenty of responsibility!
**[04:07] Mari**
Wait, no! I meant I *also* have responsibility!
**[04:08] (Flashback) Ouka**
So we really aren't doing too well, huh?
**[04:11] Takeru**
I have no excuse.
**[04:12] Ikaruga**
Kusanagi.
**[04:14] Takeru**
Hey. Took you long enough.
What were you doing?
**[04:17] Ikaruga**
What was I doing?
**[04:19] Ikaruga**
I could tell you,
**[04:21] Ikaruga**
but are you sure you can handle the truth?
**[04:25] Takeru**
Why are you spouting lines
straight out of some dramatic scene?
**[04:28] Ikaruga**
Your noble "I'll carry half your burden" line
**[04:30] Ikaruga**
may have worked on them,
but I won't go gaga over you so easily!
**[04:35] Ouka**
Wh-Who's going gaga for whom?!
**[04:38] Mari**
I mean, as if!
**[04:39] Usagi**
That is the rudest thing you could say!
**[04:41] Ikaruga**
Oh, how I envy you, lady killer.
**[04:44] Takeru**
What the hell is with you right now?!
**[04:46] Takeru**
We ought to be focusing on
how we need more points!
**[04:48] Ikaruga**
Shall I hack into the academy's database
**[04:52] Ikaruga**
and find a shady mission for us?
**[04:54] (Flashback) Takeru**
What are you...
**[04:54] Usagi**
Please don't!
**[04:57] Usagi**
The other test platoons are
probably already aware of
**[05:00] Usagi**
any cases in town that'd help us score points.
**[05:03] Usagi**
I think the only place we can find
anything worthwhile is at the border.
**[05:07] Mari**
You guys underestimate the slums.
**[05:10] Mari**
If you guys passed our security checkpoint,
you'd be killed five times in under a minute.
**[05:13] Ouka**
Every year, there's at least one
freshman platoon which gets cocky,
**[05:16] Ouka**
goes to the border,
and gets completely wiped out.
**[05:20] Usagi**
So our only option is to go after Mossie,
the giant serpent in the ancient sewers!
**[05:24] Ouka**
That's not real.
**[05:26] Mari**
You really are a child.
**[05:29] Mari**
Damn it!
**[05:30] Takeru**
Not joining in?
**[05:32] Ikaruga**
I'm not in the mood today.
**[05:34] Mari**
You guys are no fun at all!
**[05:38] Takeru**
This is terrifyingly bad.
**[05:41] Ikaruga**
We show zero signs of progress.
**[05:43] Ikaruga**
Nothing's changed at all.
**[05:45] Ikaruga**
We're still the Small Fry Platoon.
**[05:47] Takeru**
Been that way since it was just you and me.
**[05:50] Ikaruga**
What do you mean,
"since it was just you and me"?
**[05:54] Ikaruga**
You make us sound like a married couple.
**[05:59] Takeru**
Is teasing me really that much fun?
**[06:02] Ikaruga**
Well, then.
**[06:04] Ikaruga**
I'm taking a leave of absence
from school for a while.
**[06:07] Ikaruga**
Have fun.
**[06:07] Usagi**
Huh?
**[06:08] Mari**
Leave of absence?
**[06:09] Ouka**
Why?
**[06:10] Ikaruga**
I could tell you,
**[06:13] Ikaruga**
but are you sure you can handle the tru—
**[06:15] Takeru**
Enough of that already!
**[06:19] Ikaruga**
Well, you kids,
**[06:21] Ikaruga**
do your best even when I'm gone.
**[06:25] Takeru**
Hey, wait!
**[06:26] Ikaruga**
Bye-bye.
**[06:38] (Flashback) Ikaruga**
Why didn't you draw your sword?
**[06:42] (Flashback) Takeru**
On an unarmed opponent?
**[06:45] (Flashback) Takeru**
My pride wouldn't allow that.
**[06:48] (Flashback) Ikaruga**
You've got one strange sense of pride.
**[06:52] (Flashback) Ikaruga**
You're amusing. I like you.
**[06:56] (Flashback) Ikaruga**
I like people who stick out.
**[07:00] Usagi**
What's wrong, Kusanagi?
**[07:03] Takeru**
She just said bye-bye.
**[07:06] Takeru**
That's the first time
she's ever said good-bye.
**[07:09] Mari**
What do you mean?
**[07:10] Usagi**
Now that you mention it,
Suginami has been acting strange today.
**[07:21] Haunted**
Grief looks so stylish on a scientist's face.
**[07:25] Haunted**
Right, Suginami Isuka-san?
**[07:27] Isuka**
Grief? What is that?
**[07:29] Haunted**
A marvelous emotion that
brings out a woman's beauty.
**[07:33] Haunted**
It truly is a sight to behold!
**[07:36] Isuka**
Is that so? Not that I understand.
**[07:39] Haunted**
It's like beholding a girl
who was defiled and then ignored.
**[07:43] Haunted**
Makes you want to take her in your arms.
**[07:45] Isuka**
Do you want to take me?
**[07:49] Isuka**
Feel free.
**[07:51] Isuka**
Oh, and I say this, fully aware of the
sexual connotations involved.
**[07:54] Haunted**
No, thanks.
**[07:55] Haunted**
I'm afraid I've gone limp.
**[07:57] Haunted**
Are all of the Suginamis like you?
**[08:01] Haunted**
Why don't you try enjoying a life
more befitting of humans?
**[08:04] Isuka**
Research is the only thing that interests us.
**[08:07] Haunted**
So, did you manage to resurrect the elves?
**[08:11] Isuka**
No. It ended in failure.
**[08:12] Isuka**
I'm nowhere close to resurrecting dark elves.
**[08:15] Haunted**
Why are you so obsessed with *dark* elves?
**[08:19] Haunted**
I can't help but feel it stems
from a deep-rooted hatred.
**[08:23] Isuka**
Sorry to disappoint you,
**[08:26] Isuka**
but I possess nothing of the sort.
**[08:34] Haunted**
Then why did you betray Alchemist
**[08:37] Haunted**
to join us in Valhalla?
**[08:41] Isuka**
At the end of the day,
Alchemist is a corporation.
**[08:43] Isuka**
If I work here, I'm only allowed
to create what they request of me.
**[08:48] Haunted**
So when you ordered me to
kill all the scientists here,
**[08:53] Haunted**
it was not because of a grudge,
but for a practical reason?
**[08:57] Isuka**
Of course.
**[08:58] Haunted**
Don't you have any regard for human lives?!
**[09:02] Haunted**
I love people! I love killing people!
**[09:05] Haunted**
That is why I kill!
**[09:06] Isuka**
Wait. Why are you angry?
**[09:09] Haunted**
I demand that you feel some
kind of emotion when killing!
**[09:12] Haunted**
Hatred, love, anger, anything.
**[09:15] Haunted**
Otherwise, the people getting killed
would be dying for nothing!
**[09:20] Isuka**
I don't understand your rationale,
but I didn't kill them.
**[09:24] Isnua**
You did.
**[09:27] Haunted**
What a fool I've been.
**[09:29] Haunted**
I guess scientists and wizards
really do mix like oil and water.
**[09:33] Isuka**
Yes, but just as I need your organization,
**[09:36] Isuka**
your organization also needs me.
**[09:40] Isuka**
I will keep my promise.
**[09:42] Isuka**
I will resurrect elves.
**[09:47] Haunted**
Isuka-san, do you have a headache?
**[09:50] Isuka**
It's nothing.
**[09:51] Isuka**
Someone just leaked me information
about the stolen Lost Matrix.
**[09:55] Haunted**
Can you trust that information?
**[09:58] Isuka**
Of course I can trust it.
**[10:00] Isuka**
It was leaked by the thief herself.
**[10:02] Isuka**
I know her well.
**[10:04] Isuka**
She is my sister.
**[10:13] Takeru**
Where did she go?
**[10:14] Ouka**
Based on Suginami's lack
of athletic ability,
**[10:16] Ouka**
she shouldn't be able to evade us so easily.
**[10:21] Mari**
She probably went underground.
**[10:23] Usagi**
But I heard it's like a labyrinth in this area,
**[10:26] Usagi**
thanks to the sewer and subway tunnels.
**[10:29] Ouka**
What's the plan, Kusanagi?
**[10:31] Takeru**
Follow her, obviously.
**[10:33] Takeru**
If she's headed for the border,
we can't let her go alone.
**[10:37] Mari**
I've memorized the
underground labyrinth's map.
**[10:39] Usagi**
But how does that help us
if we don't know Suginami's location?
**[10:49] Lapis**
Are you in need of assistance, my host?
**[11:04] Ikaruga**
I brought the Lost Matrix with me.
**[11:07] Ikaruga**
So you'd better hold up your end of the deal.
**[11:09] Isuka**
You want me to let you
observe the experiments, right?
**[11:13] Ikaruga**
Yeah. That.
**[11:14] Isuka**
Coming back now doesn't mean
you'll still have a place here, you know.
**[11:18] Ikaruga**
I don't care.
**[11:20] Ikaruga**
I'm only interested in resurrecting the elves.
**[11:23] Isuka**
Then why did you steal it four years ago?
**[11:25] Ikaruga**
If I had stayed at Alchemist,
**[11:28] Ikaruga**
I would have just been executed.
**[11:31] Ikaruga**
That's why I decided to leave and
continue experimenting on the outside.
**[11:36] Isuka**
You're lying.
**[11:37] Isuka**
What's your real scheme?
**[11:39] Ikaruga**
Say, don't you think this back-and-forth
is a little pointless?
**[11:42] Ikaruga**
You want the Lost Matrix.
**[11:44] Ikaruga**
I want to go back.
**[11:46] Ikaruga**
What's the problem?
**[11:48] Isuka**
If you try to get in my way again,
**[11:51] Isuka**
I will show you no mercy this time.
**[12:01] Ikaruga**
An escort? How sweet of you.
**[12:05] Takeru**
Why is this happening!
**[12:08] Lapis**
My host, the location I gave you was correct.
**[12:11] Usagi**
Why'd we end up
walking in on a mafia trade?!
**[12:13] Ouka**
Who was it that said that exit was safe?!
**[12:16] Mari**
Come on! Give me a break!
The last time I was here was six months ago!
**[12:20] Usagi**
You useless oaf!
**[12:21] Takeru**
Lapis! Do you have Suginami's signal?
**[12:23] Lapis**
South-southeast. To the left.
**[12:28] Takeru**
Mari!
**[12:41] Ouka**
Kusanagi! Get Suginami!
**[12:49] Takeru**
Are you okay?
**[12:50] Ikaruga**
You followed me?
**[12:51] Takeru**
You can complain all you want later.
**[12:54] Takeru**
For now, we need to back them up!
**[12:55] Ikaruga**
You guys can't deal with them.
**[12:57] Takeru**
What are you saying?!
**[12:58] Takeru**
Ohtori can handle it.
**[13:00] Ouka**
*Take Suginami and get...*
**[13:10] Takeru**
We're getting out of here. Can you stand?
**[13:13] Takeru**
Are there any hiding places nearby?
**[13:16] Takeru**
You wait right there.
**[13:19] Ikaruga**
What about you?
**[13:21] Takeru**
I need to go find the others.
**[13:24] Takeru**
I lost communication...
**[13:30] Ikaruga**
I'll take you to my safe house.
**[13:33] Takeru**
That won't do.
**[13:35] Ikaruga**
Shut up. Don't piss me off
any more than you already have.
**[13:39] Takeru**
Let me go. The others...
**[13:41] Ikaruga**
You reap what you sow.
**[13:44] Takeru**
You...
**[13:56] Ikaruga**
Isuka? Sorry, plans went haywire.
**[14:00] Isuka**
Is this a trap?
**[14:02] Isuka**
You did a very foolish thing.
**[14:04] Ikaruga**
Don't misunderstand. I just messed up.
**[14:06] Ikaruga**
They're an Academy test platoon.
**[14:09] Ikaruga**
They're my...
**[14:11] Ikaruga**
...acquaintances.
**[14:12] Isuka**
You expect me to believe that?
**[14:13] Ikaruga**
Then let me give you some advice.
**[14:16] Ikaruga**
Hire better mercenaries next time!
**[14:19] Ikaruga**
If any platoon members are killed,
**[14:23] Ikaruga**
you can kiss the Lost Matrix goodbye.
**[14:31] Sougetsu**
So you're saying these incidents
weren't caused by Alchemist itself,
**[14:36] Sougetsu**
but by its rogue fifth research facility?
**[14:41] Suzaku**
Yes. Alchemist has never authorized elf research.
**[14:45] Sougetsu**
As senior management,
you can't just pass the buck.
**[14:49] Suzaku**
I am quite aware of this.
**[14:51] Suzaku**
As a token of our apology,
**[14:53] Suzaku**
we'll provide you with 150
of our latest dragoons for free.
**[14:58] Suzaku**
It is my hope that they may aid you
in crushing the fifth research facility.
**[15:03] [Messenger] Phone**
Outside Line:
Ohtori Sougetsu
**[15:04] Sougetsu**
As far as crushing goes, we don't
need your company's assistance.
**[15:07] Suzaku**
Of course.
**[15:09] Suzaku**
Please, destroy it thoroughly.
**[15:12] Suzaku**
Alchemist looks forward to
doing further business with you.
**[15:19] Sougetsu**
Cheeky little vixen...
**[15:23] Sougetsu**
This is an emergency.
**[15:25] Sougetsu**
Gather all available witch hunters
and knights at the front gate.
**[15:29] Kurogane**
What's happening, Mr. Chairman?
**[15:31] Sougetsu**
Oh, nothing.
**[15:33] Sougetsu**
Just going to war.
**[15:36] Usagi**
Wh-What's to become of me?
**[15:39] Usagi**
Machines inspected every nook and cranny
of my body, treating me like an object...
**[15:42] Usagi**
Now I'll never be able to get married!
**[15:44] Mari**
Jeez, how much of a prude are you?
**[15:47] Ouka**
Never mind that.
**[15:48] Ouka**
You were an information broker
at the border, right?
**[15:51] Ouka**
What is Alchemist scheming?
**[15:54] Mari**
Just a hunch, but...
**[15:56] Mari**
There was this rumor that Alchemist
was trying to resurrect elves.
**[16:01] Ouka**
Elves? Ridiculous.
**[16:02] Ouka**
Utterly unrealistic.
**[16:04] Mari**
I said it was a rumor, didn't I?
**[16:06] Mari**
If that were possible, Alchemist would've
taken control of the world by now.
**[16:11] Mari**
It's just a pipe dream...
**[16:12] Isuka**
No. It's not merely a pipe dream.
**[16:14] Ouka**
Suginami?
**[16:15] Ouka**
No... Who are you?
**[16:17] Isuka**
I am Suginami Isuka.
**[16:20] Isuka**
Ikaruga's sister.
**[16:22] Ouka**
What?!
**[16:23] Isuka**
I find it hard to believe that someone with her
personality could fit in with normal people like you.
**[16:29] Isuka**
Is it true?
**[16:32] Isuka**
Are you really her friends?
**[16:33] Isuka**
Or are you her pawns?
**[16:36] Usagi**
We are her friends!
**[16:37] Usagi**
I know her much better than you do, at least!
**[16:42] Isuka**
Better than me?
**[16:45] Isuka**
What can you possibly know about her?
**[16:48] Isuka**
Like me, she is a weapon who is only
nourished by her impulse for inquiry.
**[16:54] Isuka**
She is only interested in things that stick out.
**[16:57] Isuka**
She sees no value in anything that doesn't.
**[16:59] Isuka**
That's the kind of girl she is.
**[17:01] Usagi**
Don't lump her with you!
**[17:04] Isuka**
Fine. Let me tell you just
what kind of person she is.
**[17:10] (Flashback) Scientist 1**
I heard she was disposed of last week.
**[17:13] (Flashback) Scientist 2**
She wasn't very well-made for a Suginami.
**[17:17] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
We transplanted a human brain into a griffin.
**[17:20] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Aren't we amazing?
**[17:21] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
We also invented a mind-controlling gas
that makes people kill each other.
**[17:25] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
Praise us! Praise us!
**[17:26] (Flashback) ---**
Praise us!
***SIGN*** Canary's
House
**[17:32] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Hey, Isuka. What's a mother?
**[17:35] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
The egg provider, right?
**[17:38] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Oh...
**[17:39] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
Why would you ask me that?
**[17:42] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
What's that book?
***SIGN*** Kanaria the Canary's
House
**[17:44] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
The sample that was brought
here the other day had it.
**[17:48] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
Is it a genetic engineering textbook?
**[17:50] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
Is it about transplanting
a bird's brain into a human?
**[17:53] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
No, it's about a bird, left alone
after the death of her mother,
**[17:57] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
becoming a human and starting a family.
**[18:00] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
It's a fairy tale. In other words,
a story that teaches a moral lesson.
**[18:04] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
Throw it out.
**[18:06] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
If you're caught with it,
you'll get more than a spanking!
**[18:09] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Hey, Isuka...
**[18:11] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
What's family? What's friends?
**[18:15] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
What's comrades?
**[18:17] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
I don't know. That's outside my expertise.
**[18:20] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Isuka, this place is too cramped for me.
**[18:30] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
A wood elf with no mana, eh?
**[18:33] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
The resurrection has failed.
**[18:35] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Now I'll finally be thrown out.
**[18:39] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
Ikaruga!
**[18:42] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
You created this on purpose, didn't you?
**[18:44] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
Were you hoping to be thrown out?!
**[18:49] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
Do you realize what you've done?!
**[18:58] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
So that's how this place works.
**[19:05] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Hey, what does sadness feel like?
**[19:08] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
How do you feel about being
killed as a test subject?
**[19:18] (Flashback) Elf**
Mama!
**[19:27] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Kanaria.
**[19:28] (Flashback) Wood elf**
Kanaria...
**[19:30] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
That's right. Kanaria.
That's your name.
**[19:48] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
You are my other half.
**[19:51] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
I need you, and you need me.
**[19:55] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
Am I wrong?
**[19:56] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Isuka, let's run away together!
**[20:00] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
All I want is to continue
doing research with you here!
**[20:03] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
Why doesn't that satisfy you?
**[20:06] (Flashback) Announcer**
The Lost Matrix has just been
stolen from within the facility.
**[20:09] (Flashback) Announcer**
All units on red alert!
**[20:11] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
What have you done?
**[20:13] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
I'm sorry.
**[20:14] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Bye-bye, Isuka.
**[20:26] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Kanaria! We're leav—
**[20:29] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
No way...
**[20:41] Ikaruga**
There you have it. Everything I've done.
**[20:45] Ikaruga**
I came to Anti-Magic Academy
**[20:47] Ikaruga**
to keep the Lost Matrix away from Alchemist.
**[20:50] Ikaruga**
I figured they couldn't attack
an Inquisition institution.
**[20:57] Takeru**
That's the first time you've
ever talked about yourself.
**[21:00] Ikaruga**
It's not like you ever asked me to.
**[21:02] Ikaruga**
Even if you had,
I wouldn't have told you anything.
**[21:05] Takeru**
Figures.
**[21:07] Ikaruga**
So now you know.
**[21:09] Ikaruga**
That I'm a Suginami through and through.
**[21:13] Ikaruga**
I'm honestly not sure if I have
any sense of right or wrong.
**[21:18] Takeru**
Then why did you leave the academy
and come to the border by yourself?
**[21:25] Takeru**
When you found out they were planning
on resurrecting the dark elves,
**[21:28] Takeru**
why did you attempt to cut a deal
with them using the Lost Matrix?
**[21:33] Takeru**
What do you really want?
**[21:36] Ikaruga**
What would you do if I told you?
**[21:39] Takeru**
I'd help.
**[21:40] Ikaruga**
What if it's something bad?
**[21:42] Takeru**
Then I'd stop you.
**[21:47] Ikaruga**
You resembled me before.
**[21:50] Ikaruga**
Being with you put me at ease.
**[21:54] Ikaruga**
Do you understand
where I'm going with this?
**[21:57] Takeru**
Huh?
**[21:59] Takeru**
Wh-What are you doing?
**[22:01] Ikaruga**
This might be good-bye,
**[22:03] Ikaruga**
so I want to experience it while I still can.
**[22:06] Takeru**
Experience what?!
**[22:08] Ikaruga**
Sex.
**[22:09] (Flashback) Takeru**
Se—
***SIGN*** Two Alchemists
# 8 - Two Alchemists
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:01] Ikaruga**
You resembled me before.
**[00:04] Ikaruga**
Being with you put me at ease.
**[00:08] Ikaruga**
Do you understand
where I'm going with this?
**[00:13] Takeru**
Wh-What're you doing?
**[00:15] Ikaruga**
This might be good-bye,
**[00:17] Ikaruga**
so I want to experience it while I still can.
**[00:20] Takeru**
Experience what?!
**[00:22] Ikaruga**
Sex.
**[00:23] Takeru**
Se—
**[00:25] Ikaruga**
I don't really understand love and romance.
**[00:27] Ikaruga**
But I do know what intercourse is,
and I'm interested in it.
**[00:31] Takeru**
This isn't something you do on a whim!
**[00:34] Ikaruga**
A whim? How rude.
**[00:35] Ikaruga**
I figured I wouldn't mind if it was with you.
**[00:38] Takeru**
Yeah, that's what you call a whim!
**[00:39] Ikaruga**
Come on! Just make love to me.
You're a virgin, right?
**[00:42] Takeru**
V-V... Why does that matter?!
**[00:44] Ikaruga**
I'm also a virgin. Lucky you.
**[00:47] Ikaruga**
We get to share a very special good-bye.
**[00:49] Takeru**
Stop making fun of me!
**[00:51] Takeru**
Wait. What do you mean, "good-bye"?
**[00:56] Takeru**
Is that Alchemist?
**[00:57] Ikaruga**
I was the one who summoned them.
**[01:00] Ikaruga**
Sorry, but our first time will have to wait.
**[01:03] Ikaruga**
This is where we part ways, Kusanagi.
**[01:09] Ikaruga**
I love you, Takeru.
**[01:12] Ikaruga**
So please, don't follow me.
**[01:22] Takeru**
You... didn't... just...
**[01:26] Ikaruga**
Bye-bye.
**[01:36] Ikaruga**
You *will* hold up your end of the deal, right?
**[01:39] Isuka**
That depends on you.
**[01:40] Ikaruga**
If you break your promise,
**[01:42] Ikaruga**
I will devote every fiber of my being
to making your life a living hell,
**[01:46] Ikaruga**
right until you take your very last breath.
***SIGN*** Episode 8: "Two Alchemists."
**[03:35] Usagi**
What's the meaning of this?
**[03:36] Usagi**
First, they capture us,
and then they release us...
**[03:39] Mari**
I skinned my knee!
**[03:41] Ouka**
What's going on?
**[03:47] Ouka**
Saionji? Where are you going?
**[03:48] Usagi**
Back to rescue her.
**[03:51] Usagi**
I'm sure Suginami is in there.
**[03:53] Ouka**
How do you know?
**[03:54] Usagi**
She must've found out we were captured,
**[03:57] Usagi**
and used the Lost Matrix
to negotiate our release.
**[04:00] Ouka**
Wait, Saionji. How did you feel
when you learned about her past?
**[04:05] Mari**
Hey... Not now...
**[04:06] Ouka**
I want to hear your opinion,
since you've known her the longest.
**[04:09] Ouka**
Do you trust her?
**[04:13] Usagi**
Her trustworthiness,
**[04:16] Usagi**
her past, and her research...
**[04:18] Usagi**
None of that matters to me.
**[04:21] Usagi**
All I care about is that she's around,
as the person she is now.
**[04:24] Usagi**
If she's in danger,
I will go rescue her.
**[04:28] Usagi**
If she's dabbling in crime,
I will go slap her.
**[04:31] Usagi**
Either way, I will bring Suginami
back to by my side!
**[04:41] Ouka**
Is that so?
**[04:43] Ouka**
I hear your resolve, loud and clear.
**[04:45] Mari**
Oh, well. Guess I'll tag along.
**[04:53] Usagi**
Is it the enemy?
**[04:55] Ouka**
No. Those are the Inquisition's Dragoons.
**[05:12] Sougetsu**
Well, well.
What are you kids doing here?
**[05:16] Ouka**
What's the meaning of this?
**[05:18] Sougetsu**
Can't you tell? We're going to war.
**[05:24] Sougetsu**
By the way, where are Kusanagi-kun
and Suginami-kun?
**[05:28] Ouka**
We don't know.
**[05:29] Ouka**
We lost them along the way.
**[05:31] Sougetsu**
That's bad news.
**[05:33] Sougetsu**
It's dangerous out there,
so help yourselves.
**[05:38] Sougetsu**
Feel free to use your Relic Eater, too.
**[05:49] Lapis**
My host, what do you want to do?
**[05:53] Takeru**
I want to save my comrades.
**[05:55] Takeru**
Will you join me, Lapis?
**[05:58] Lapis**
You needn't ask for my permission.
**[06:01] Lapis**
As long as I reside within you,
**[06:05] Lapis**
I'll help you fulfill your desires
to the best of my ability.
**[06:11] Lapis**
All systems green. Precision: 100%.
**[06:18] Lapis**
Witch hunter transformation, complete.
**[06:21] Takeru**
Desiring with supreme ardor!
**[06:24] Takeru**
Bring down the hammer against witches!
**[06:30] Lapis**
Now, let our rampage begin.
**[06:45] Takeru**
Lapis, do you know where Suginami
and the elf research facility are located?
**[06:50] Lapis**
I'm sensing powerful anti-magic material
on the top floor of the tower.
**[06:54] Lapis**
I believe they're both up there.
**[06:59] Takeru**
Roger. By the way, Lapis.
**[07:01] Lapis**
What is it?
**[07:02] Takeru**
Can you fly?
**[07:05] Lapis**
Do you mean that in a literal sense?
**[07:07] Takeru**
Yes.
**[07:08] Lapis**
I have no wings, so flight is impossible.
**[07:12] Lapis**
However, I can glide
after making a high jump.
**[07:15] Takeru**
Really? You're awesome!
**[07:18] Lapis**
My host...
**[07:19] Lapis**
Please do not praise me.
**[07:22] Takeru**
Why?
**[07:23] Lapis**
It makes me blush.
**[07:26] Takeru**
So you *do* have a cute side.
**[07:29] Takeru**
That's pretty surprising—
**[07:29] (Flashback) Lapis**
Moving on.
**[07:38] Sougetsu**
This atmosphere really takes me back.
**[07:41] Sougetsu**
The smell of blood, gunpowder, and iron...
**[07:44] Sougetsu**
This is what humanity's all about.
**[07:48] Sougetsu**
Well, then.
**[07:49] Sougetsu**
The man in charge must
always lead from the front.
**[07:53] Sougetsu**
And yet, he must be the last to die.
**[08:13] Sougetsu**
Now, my dear heretics.
**[08:15] Sougetsu**
How would you non-witches
like to be punished?
**[08:20] Sougetsu**
No need to hold back.
**[08:23] Sougetsu**
Come. Grant their wishes.
**[08:27] Sougetsu**
Innocentius.
**[08:39] Ouka**
Don't space out, Kusanagi!
**[08:41] Takeru**
Ohtori? How'd you get here?
**[08:44] Ouka**
Right back at you.
**[08:46] Usagi**
*Kusanagi! You're okay?*
**[08:48] Takeru**
Where are you guys?
**[08:50] Usagi**
Atop the outer wall.
**[08:52] Usagi**
We'll cover you from up here.
**[08:54] Takeru**
*Okay. I'm counting on you.*
**[08:57] Ouka**
If inquisitors find out that Suginami
took part in experiments involving elves,
**[09:01] Ouka**
it's very likely they'll arrest her on the spot.
**[09:05] Ouka**
We'd better get the truth out of her
before that happens.
**[09:10] Takeru**
I'll be the vanguard.
**[09:11] Takeru**
Ohtori, you pick off enemies from behind me.
**[09:14] Ouka**
Got it.
**[09:16] Takeru**
Usagi, you cover us.
**[09:18] Takeru**
Mari, take care of Usagi.
**[09:19] Usagi**
O-Okay! Any time!
**[09:21] Mari**
Aye aye, sir!
**[09:27] Takeru**
35th Test Platoon...
**[09:29] Takeru**
Move out!
***SIGN*** Suginami
***SIGN*** Ikaruga
**[09:43] Isuka**
Does it bring back memories, Ikaruga?
**[09:46] Ikaruga**
Not really.
**[09:47] Isuka**
Every time I look at this,
**[09:49] Isuka**
I clearly remember
the hatred I felt that day.
**[09:53] Isuka**
If only you hadn't run off
with the Lost Matrix,
**[09:56] Isuka**
I could have made so much
more progress by now.
**[09:59] Isuka**
Together with you.
**[10:01] Isuka**
Why did you betray me?
**[10:03] Ikaruga**
I wasn't trying to betray you.
**[10:06] Ikaruga**
I just wanted out.
**[10:09] Ikaruga**
That book made me feel like
the outside world had lots to offer.
**[10:13] Ikaruga**
Lots more interesting than a life
of merely developing weapons.
**[10:17] Isuka**
Did you find what you were looking for?
**[10:19] Ikaruga**
Yes. Just one thing.
**[10:21] Isuka**
What was it?
**[10:22] Ikaruga**
Youth, I suppose?
**[10:25] Isuka**
No...
**[10:27] Isuka**
Do you have any idea how much I've lost because
you ran off in pursuit of such an unscientific concept?
**[10:32] Isuka**
My facial expressions have been restricted,
**[10:34] Isuka**
and if I feel any unnecessary emotions,
intense pain shoots through my brain.
**[10:37] Isuka**
The higher ups redesigned me to be this way!
**[10:41] Ikaruga**
They redesigned you?
**[10:42] Ikaruga**
Why? That doesn't make sense.
**[10:44] Ikaruga**
You were talented and obedient.
**[10:46] Ikaruga**
Wait, don't tell me...
**[10:47] Isuka**
It's all your fault, obviously!
**[10:51] Isuka**
But it doesn't matter now.
***SIGN*** Kanaria the Canary's
House
**[10:53] Isuka**
If I succeed in resurrecting elves,
**[10:55] Isuka**
Valhalla will take me in.
**[10:58] Isuka**
And I can finally escape this hell.
**[11:00] Isuka**
Now hand over the Lost Matrix.
**[11:04] Ikaruga**
You know, Isuka, I came
back here for two reasons.
**[11:08] Ikaruga**
One was to stop the resurrection of elves.
**[11:11] Ikaruga**
The other was to get you out of here.
**[11:16] Isuka**
What are you saying?!
**[11:17] Isuka**
That's completely illogical!
**[11:19] Isuka**
It has no basis in reality!
**[11:21] Ikaruga**
I still regret not taking you
with me four years ago.
**[11:27] Ikaruga**
If I hadn't left you behind, the elf
project would've been canceled.
**[11:31] Isuka**
Who do you think you are?!
**[11:33] Ikaruga**
But isn't my way of thinking more rational?
**[11:37] Ikaruga**
With the Lost Matrix gone,
**[11:39] Ikaruga**
the experiments could only continue
because you were around.
**[11:42] Ikaruga**
Besides...
**[11:43] Ikaruga**
When I lived here, we made
this place home for each other.
**[11:50] Ikaruga**
So please, can't we go back...
**[11:52] Isuka**
Screw you!
**[11:54] Isuka**
I don't need you anymore!
**[11:57] Isuka**
You are my enemy!
**[11:59] Isuka**
I will destroy the world to save myself.
**[12:02] Isuka**
And I don't need your help!
**[12:04] Ikaruga**
That's too bad.
**[12:06] Ikaruga**
Destroying the world means
destroying my home,
**[12:10] Ikaruga**
so you'll become my enemy.
**[12:12] Isuka**
Home, my ass!
**[12:17] Isuka**
Hand over the Lost Matrix! Now!
**[12:20] Ikaruga**
Are you blind?
**[12:22] Ikaruga**
Can't you tell that you've been looking
at elf cells the entire time?
**[12:26] Isuka**
What?
**[12:27] Ikaruga**
This right here is the philosopher's stone.
**[12:30] Ikaruga**
The ultimate goal of magic and science.
**[12:32] Ikaruga**
An object of pure fiction.
**[12:34] Ikaruga**
Also known as nanomachines.
**[12:36] Ikaruga**
What if modern science was
capable of creating it in real life?
**[12:41] Isuka**
That's... impossible. It can't be!
**[12:43] Ikaruga**
Isuka, you fail as a scientist.
**[12:46] Ikaruga**
The moment you say the word "impossible,"
**[12:49] Ikaruga**
you set yourself up for failure.
**[12:51] Isuka**
Did you use nanomachines to
resequence your own DNA?
**[12:56] Ikaruga**
Exactly.
**[13:04] Isuka**
You really can't fight the Suginami blood
flowing through your veins, can you?!
**[13:07] Isuka**
You're insane!
**[13:08] Ikaruga**
Maybe I am.
**[13:13] Ikaruga**
Mana sure is amazing.
**[13:15] Ikaruga**
With enough capacity,
one can even create antimatter.
**[13:18] Isuka**
Don't do it!
**[13:19] Ikaruga**
I'll destroy every inch of this rotten place.
**[13:24] Ikaruga**
I will save you.
**[13:26] Isuka**
Stop...
**[13:27] Isuka**
My head hurts.
**[13:29] Ikaruga**
You'll be fine. I'll fix you.
**[13:31] Isuka**
You're the reason I'm like this!
**[13:33] Ikaruga**
Yes, I am.
**[13:35] Isuka**
You're the one who decided to leave.
**[13:37] Ikaruga**
Yes, I am.
**[13:38] Isuka**
You're the one who took
my home away from me.
**[13:41] Ikaruga**
Yes, I am.
**[13:43] ---**
Ikaruga...
**[13:46] Isuka**
I...
**[13:49] Haunted**
I cannot hold back anymore!
**[13:52] Haunted**
Isuka-san, why did you hide
such intense emotions from me?!
**[14:04] Ouka**
Vlad! Why is your firepower going down?
**[14:06] Vlad**
I'm not being provided nearly enough mana.
**[14:08] Vlad**
If you want more firepower,
form a contract with me.
**[14:14] Takeru**
Lapis!
**[14:15] Takeru**
How much mana have we got left?
**[14:17] Lapis**
We will run out of mana
and shut down in ten minutes.
**[14:19] Takeru**
Roger!
**[14:23] Takeru**
*You saved me, Usagi.*
**[14:24] Usagi**
You're moving too fast!
**[14:26] Takeru**
*Sorry! What's your ammo situation?*
**[14:28] Mari**
Down to two magazines left.
**[14:30] Mari**
Will this be enough?
**[14:42] Haunted**
What a moving display of sisterly love.
**[14:44] Haunted**
The look of despair on
your faces was beautiful!
**[14:58] Takeru**
Suginami!
**[15:06] Ikaruga**
Sit tight. I'll heal you using nanomachines.
**[15:14] Isuka**
Just give up.
**[15:16] Isuka**
Your nanomachines are imperfect...
**[15:20] Isuka**
Kanaria is still alive...
**[15:22] Isuka**
Valhalla has her...
**[15:25] Isuka**
So you must...
**[15:29] Isuka**
Live on.
**[15:31] Ikaruga**
I'm sorry, Isuka...
**[15:33] Isuka**
From now on, we'll be together forever...
**[15:50] Haunted**
Oh, man.
**[15:52] Haunted**
What a terrifying display of power.
**[15:54] Haunted**
I think I like you.
**[15:57] Haunted**
Ikaruga-san, won't you join me?
**[16:00] Haunted**
Isuka-san already taught me how to
resurrect elves and develop Dragoons,
**[16:05] Haunted**
so I didn't need her anymore.
**[16:07] Haunted**
Now it's your turn, Ikaruga-san.
**[16:09] Ikaruga**
Up yours, asshole!
**[16:15] Haunted**
Then you leave me no choice.
**[16:18] Haunted**
Isuka-san left you a little parting gift.
**[16:20] Haunted**
Hope you enjoy it.
**[16:34] Lapis**
My host.
**[16:36] Lapis**
That is a dragon.
**[16:41] Takeru**
Lapis! Redirect all
strengthening magic to my legs!
**[16:43] Takeru**
I'm jumping!
**[16:44] Lapis**
As you wish.
**[16:48] Takeru**
Suginami!
**[16:51] Takeru**
Suginami!
**[16:52] Ikaruga**
Kusanagi...
**[16:54] Takeru**
Thank god you're safe.
**[16:56] Takeru**
Lapis, is the analysis complete?
**[16:58] Lapis**
Judging from its appearance
and mana reserves,
**[17:01] Lapis**
it's probably a wyvern.
**[17:04] Lapis**
One-on-one, you stand a
mere 0.4% chance of victory.
**[17:08] Takeru**
What? Just 0.4%?!
**[17:11] Ikaruga**
Your Relic Eater is pretty useless.
**[17:15] Takeru**
H-Hey, don't make her mad.
**[17:18] Ikaruga**
It'd be one thing if that were
an actual dragon with an actual body,
**[17:22] Ikaruga**
but isn't that just a machine?
It can be destroyed.
**[17:26] Sougetsu**
A dragon, eh?
**[17:28] Sougetsu**
Another blast from the past...
**[17:30] Sougetsu**
Well, Kusanagi-kun. What's your move?
**[17:50] Ouka**
Kusanagi!
**[17:51] Takeru**
Yeah!
**[18:01] Usagi**
*Anti-ballistic rail cannon...*
**[18:05] Ikaruga**
* Aim for the flight engine*
* in the dragon's spine.*
**[18:08] Ikaruga**
* If you destroy that, his own weight*
* will prevent him from moving.*
**[18:13] Ikaruga**
Keep in mind that you can
only fire five shots in one go.
**[18:24] Ikaruga**
*Reload at once!*
**[18:25] Ikaruga**
* Kusanagi has its attention,*
* so now's your chance!*
**[18:42] (Flashback) Takeru**
I'm counting on you, Usagi.
**[18:57] Takeru**
Usagi!
**[19:02] Takeru**
Damn—
**[19:04] Ikaruga**
One shot wasn't enough?
**[19:18] Takeru**
Stop it!
**[19:21] Takeru**
Damn it! Why, you!
**[19:24] Lapis**
We're out of mana. Shutting down.
**[19:29] Takeru**
Will I...
**[19:32] Takeru**
lose someone else again?
**[19:39] Mari**
Hey! Don't you guys forget about me!
**[19:43] Mari**
Takeru, take my mana!
**[19:52] Takeru**
Unicorn Lance!
**[19:59] Takeru**
Lapis, put every last drop of mana
into the next blow!
**[20:03] Lapis**
Roger.
**[20:05] Lapis**
Flexible Material, full burst.
**[20:09] Takeru**
Kusanagi double-edged art:
**[20:11] Takeru**
Rain Dragon...
**[20:12] Takeru**
Dashing Strike!
**[20:13] Takeru**
Go down... Go down...
**[20:16] Takeru**
Go down!
**[22:10] Mari**
What d'you think of my
heroic acts to save the day?
**[22:14] Mari**
I order you to call me
Mari-sama from now on!
**[22:16] Usagi**
I order you to be quiet!
**[22:18] Ouka**
You stupid fuel tank!
**[22:20] Mari**
Hey, what does that even mean?!
**[22:21] Ouka**
Exactly what you think it means,
**[22:23] Ouka**
you red poly gas tank!
**[22:24] Mari**
My mana is not gasoline!
**[22:26] Ouka**
You belong at a gas station!
**[22:27] (Flashback) Takeru**
Not joining in?
**[22:29] Ikaruga**
I'd rather sit here and watch.
It's more relaxing.
**[22:32] Ikaruga**
Now I've gained something to fight for, too.
***SIGN*** Kanaria the Canary's
House
**[22:36] Takeru**
Then talk to us next time.
**[22:40] Takeru**
We're not entirely useless, you know.
**[22:44] Ikaruga**
Did you know that there are a lot of girls in this world
who can't stand being patted on the head?
**[22:49] Takeru**
Oh... S-Sorry.
**[22:54] Ikaruga**
Never mind. Pat my head some more.
**[22:57] Takeru**
O-Okay.
**[23:14] Takeru**
I know that you hate how I offer
to carry people's burdens for them,
**[23:19] Takeru**
but at least burden me with your tears.
I can carry that much.
**[23:24] Ikaruga**
I'm not crying...
**[23:26] Ikaruga**
Idiot.
**[23:30] Takeru**
You're so stubborn.
***SIGN*** Crazy Summer Time
# 9 - The 35th Drunken Platoon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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***SIGN*** Freshmen 35th Test Platoon
**[00:01] Ouka**
An undercover operation?
**[00:03] Ikaruga**
Yes. A magic artifact seller
**[00:06] Ikaruga**
who got arrested confessed that
an illegal magic artifact trade
**[00:10] Ikaruga**
will happen tonight.
**[00:11] Usagi**
So we go undercover
and get the criminal, right?
**[00:15] Usagi**
It's a great chance to get points quick.
**[00:19] Ouka**
Then let's prepare for the operation at once.
**[00:22] Ikaruga**
I know that I just gave you this tip,
**[00:24] Ikaruga**
but I don't think you guys are up to it.
**[00:27] Ouka**
Don't underestimate me.
**[00:29] Ouka**
I've done undercover work many times.
**[00:31] Ouka**
It won't be a problem.
**[00:32] Ikaruga**
Really? I think you, in particular, should
**[00:35] Ikaruga**
*really* consider dropping out.
**[00:38] Ouka**
Suginami... Are you trying to insult me?
**[00:41] Ouka**
If you insult me like that,
I'm going to complete this mission without fail.
**[00:45] Ikaruga**
Then I won't stop you. Well, have fun.
**[00:49] Ikaruga**
The place you'll be infiltrating is...
**[00:51] Man**
Hi, there!
***SIGN*** Episode 9: "The 35th Drunken Platoon"
**[02:31] Usagi**
N-Nice to meet you.
**[02:33] Usagi**
I'm Usagi.
**[02:35] Mari**
And I'm Mari!
**[02:36] Guest A**
Usagi-chan and Mari-chan, eh?
**[02:39] Guest B**
You're both really cute.
**[02:41] Guest C**
Have something to drink.
**[02:43] Usagi**
Orange juice, please.
We are presently on duty.
**[02:46] Guest A**
On duty?
**[02:47] Guest B**
Oh, so you're acting like you're underage.
**[02:50] ---**
Nice.
**[02:52] Guest C**
And what's your name, sweetie?
**[02:54] Ouka**
O-Ohtori.
**[02:56] Usagi**
Ohtori, don't be so standoffish.
**[02:59] Usagi**
You'll blow our cover!
**[03:00] Ouka**
Y-Yeah, I know!
**[03:03] Ouka**
* Now I realize how stupid I was*
* to let Suginami bait me.*
**[03:08] Ouka**
*Now I have to deal with these moronic men?!*
**[03:12] Ouka**
*Ending this operation swiftly is my only hope.*
**[03:15] Guet A**
Wow! You've got big boobs, babe.
**[03:18] Ouka**
You bastard!
**[03:19] Guest A**
I'm a guest! How dare you call me a bastard!
**[03:21] Ouka**
What's wrong with calling
such a shameless oaf a bastard!
**[03:26] Ouka**
Kusanagi!
**[03:28] Takeru**
My apologies, sir.
**[03:30] Takeru**
This is her first day.
**[03:33] Guest**
Oh, fine. Whatever.
**[03:35] Takeru**
I'm used to working late-night jobs.
**[03:37] Takeru**
Leave the difficult customers to me.
**[03:38] Hostess A**
Hey, guy in the vest,
get me another bottle.
**[03:42] Takeru**
Right away, Miss!
**[03:46] Hostess B**
I broke my glass!
**[03:47] Takeru**
My apologies. I'll clean it right up.
**[03:50] Man**
That was really awesome!
**[03:51] Takeru**
Seira-san, if you would accompany me.
**[03:53] Hostess C**
Okay! I'll be right back.
**[04:02] Usagi**
Kusanagi looked reliable for a moment...
**[04:06] Mari**
This might be his calling.
**[04:08] Ouka**
I thought swordplay was all he was good for.
**[04:16] Takeru**
That guest at table #4...
**[04:18] Takeru**
Keep your eyes on him.
**[04:19] Both**
Roger.
**[04:24] Man**
Yeah, it really was great.
**[04:37] Hostess C**
You're too drunk.
**[04:40] Sketchy guest**
Today's your birthday, right?
**[04:42] SG**
I brought you a present,
so be my girl tonight.
**[04:45] SG**
Um...
**[04:49] Ouka**
You bastard!
**[04:50] Ouka**
Where do you think you're touching?!
**[04:55] Usagi**
So he was our guy?
**[04:56] Mari**
Huh? But we haven't seen
the magic artifacts yet.
**[05:00] Takeru**
Anyway, just cover Ohtori.
**[05:02] Takeru**
This is the Inquisition!
**[05:03] Takeru**
You're under arrest on suspicion
of illegal trade in magic artifacts!
**[05:09] Usagi**
It's just... a game system.
**[05:12] SG**
She... wanted this.
**[05:15] Ouka**
Huh?
**[05:16] Other guests**
What is the Inquisition doing here?!
**[05:20] Mari**
Wait... Is he the criminal?
**[05:23] Takeru**
N-Never mind. Just arrest him!
**[05:25] Takeru**
This is the Inquisition!
**[05:27] Takeru**
You're under arrest on suspicion
of illegal trade in magic artifacts!
**[05:31] Other guest**
I'm sorry!
**[05:33] OG**
It was just an impulse!
**[05:38] Ouka**
Sorry... I messed up.
**[05:41] Takeru**
W-Well, no helping it now...
**[05:44] Usagi**
She's a girl.
**[05:46] Usagi**
Any one of us would have been just
as angry to have our bottoms touched.
**[05:49] Mari**
But I think shooting live ammunition
**[05:51] Mari**
was a bit extreme.
**[05:54] Ikaruga**
Aw, man... If we take a penalty over this,
**[05:58] Ikaruga**
we'll lose what few points we have.
**[06:06] Takeru**
Do you know what this magic artifact is?
**[06:08] Ikaruga**
It's made of low-grade
magic absorption materials.
**[06:11] Ikaruga**
It's just silver.
**[06:13] Ikaruga**
No seals are stamped on it.
**[06:16] Ikaruga**
It hasn't undergone any magical treatments.
**[06:19] Mari**
Not to mention its magic is so weak
that I can't make out its type.
**[06:23] Mari**
But in any case, I don't think
it's a significant magic artifact.
**[06:27] Usagi**
So this turned out to be
another F-rank magic artifact.
**[06:31] Usagi**
We'd be lucky to get five points out of this.
**[06:34] Takeru**
But we get double points
for investigating it ourselves,
**[06:37] Takeru**
so that's a bit better.
**[06:39] Takeru**
We'll be able to make up for the penalty.
**[06:41] Ouka**
W-Will we be okay?
**[06:44] Ouka**
Isn't it dangerous to have it appraised?
**[06:46] Ikaruga**
Well, we wouldn't be
in this mess in the first place
**[06:49] Ikaruga**
if *somebody* hadn't gone berserk.
**[06:53] Ouka**
I really do feel sorry about what I did.
**[06:56] Ikaruga**
If you think feeling sorry changes anything,
**[06:59] Ikaruga**
you're still a widdle kid.
**[07:04] Ikaruga**
We need conclusive evidence before
we can get a certificate of authenticity.
**[07:08] Ikaruga**
I guess I'll have to test it.
**[07:11] Ouka**
Wh-What are you doing?
**[07:13] Ikaruga**
I'll be fine.
**[07:15] Ikaruga**
He was going to give this ring
**[07:17] Ikaruga**
to a girl he liked, right?
**[07:20] Ikaruga**
So the worst case scenario is it
makes me fall in love with someone.
**[07:23] Mari**
Stop it. That's plenty scary.
**[07:26] Ikaruga**
We'll be okay.
**[07:27] Ikaruga**
I'll probably just squeeze Usagi's big boobs
**[07:30] Ikaruga**
or lick your flat chest all day.
**[07:33] Mari**
How is that okay?!
**[07:36] Ikaruga**
Fine. Then who's gonna test it out?
**[07:38] Usagi**
Wh-What is it, Nikaido?
**[07:40] Usagi**
Please don't squeeze it so hard.
**[07:43] Mari**
What about you, Usagi-chan?
**[07:44] Mari**
You could let it go, you know!
**[07:47] Ouka**
You bastards!
**[07:48] Ouka**
I hope that "Inquisitor hopefuls"
like you won't
**[07:51] Ouka**
act like the criminals we arrest!
**[07:54] Takeru**
Whoops!
**[08:01] Takeru**
Oh, crap!
**[08:07] Takeru**
Ouch.
**[08:15] Takeru**
Usagi? Are you okay?
**[08:21] Usagi**
Kushanagi, what's wong?
**[08:26] Takeru**
Usagi-san?
**[08:27] Usagi**
Aw... Why?
**[08:28] Usagi**
Why are you being so formal?
**[08:31] Usagi**
I want you to call me "Usagi"
**[08:34] Usagi**
wike you awways do.
**[08:38] Takeru**
Ouch! What are you doing?
**[08:42] Usagi**
Kushanagi, you smell good,
**[08:45] Usagi**
wike awways.
**[08:47] Usagi**
I *wove* dis smell vewy,
**[08:51] Usagi**
vewy much.
**[08:53] Takeru**
Hey?! What are you...
**[08:56] ---**
**[09:01] Mari**
Why?
**[09:03] Mari**
Why you gotta be wike dis, Takeru?
**[09:06] Mari**
You've already got me!
**[09:07] Mari**
Why are you flirting with Usagi-chan?
**[09:11] Takeru**
Ouch! Ow, ow! Stop it!
**[09:11] Mari**
Takeru, you stupid head!
**[09:13] ---**
Stupid head! Stupid head!
**[09:14] Takeru**
Are you guys drunk or something?
**[09:17] Mari**
Yeah, I know. I know...
**[09:19] Mari**
I'm smaller than she is.
**[09:22] Mari**
And I know you
**[09:25] Mari**
like 'em big, Takeru.
**[09:30] Mari**
B-But listen!
**[09:32] Mari**
Everyone says I don't have boobs,
**[09:35] Mari**
but I've got 'em!
**[09:38] Mari**
Yeah, they're small, but...
**[09:39] Mari**
They're very, very small,
**[09:42] Mari**
but I've still got 'em!
**[09:45] Takeru**
Mari? Mari-san?
**[09:48] Takeru**
Why are you suddenly
unbuttoning your jacket?
**[09:50] Takeru**
I didn't even mention your chest, did I?
**[09:54] Mari**
See?
**[09:55] Mari**
I've got 'em.
**[09:57] Takeru**
No, no, no. Just hold on!
**[10:04] Mari**
Why are you hiding them?
**[10:06] Mari**
I knew it. You don't even wanna
**[10:08] Mari**
look at my boobs!
**[10:14] Ouka**
Kusanagi!
**[10:15] Ouka**
Why do you look so dejected?
**[10:18] Ouka**
Jeez. I'm asking you
**[10:21] Ouka**
how you can look so dejected
when I'm laughing so hard!
**[10:26] Ouka**
Answer me, Kusanagi!
**[10:29] Ouka**
Your skin is so smooth, Kusanagi!
**[10:32] Ouka**
It's almost like a girl's!
**[10:35] Takeru**
Whoa! Not so close!
**[10:39] Takeru**
Don't lick my cheek!
**[10:42] Ouka**
What? You don't like it?
**[10:45] Takeru**
I don't *dislike* it. But...
**[10:49] Ouka**
Then don't you dare complain!
**[10:53] Takeru**
I'm surrounded by crying drunks
and laughing drunks...
**[10:57] Takeru**
No way. This can't be true?
**[10:59] Takeru**
No...
**[11:00] Takeru**
But you're a magic artifact...
**[11:04] Lapis**
Hic...
**[11:06] Ikaruga**
So it was a ring of drunkenness...
**[11:09] Ikaruga**
Didn't see that coming.
**[11:12] Takeru**
Thank goodness you're sober, Suginami.
**[11:15] Ikaruga**
Sober? Do I look sober to you?
**[11:19] Ikaruga**
Oh, widdle Kusanagi...
**[11:22] Ikaruga**
Can you handle me?
**[11:28] Ikaruga**
Looks like...
**[11:30] Ikaruga**
I got drunk, too...
**[11:55] Mari**
They're upset because summer
won't end at their local beach?
**[11:58] Ouka**
Apparently, ever since the beach
opened to the public this year,
**[12:01] Ouka**
summer won't stop.
**[12:04] Usagi**
We're going to investigate the cause,
**[12:06] Usagi**
since it's probably either
an installed magic artifact
**[12:08] Usagi**
or a witch's doing.
**[12:10] Mari**
Temporary weather manipulation is one thing,
**[12:13] Mari**
but locking in a season?
**[12:15] Mari**
That's kind of impossible,
even for highly skilled witches.
**[12:18] Mari**
Don't you think it's just a hoax?
**[12:20] Ikaruga**
Summer...
**[12:21] Ikaruga**
If this is true, it's awful.
**[12:24] Ikaruga**
Why would someone feel the need
**[12:27] Ikaruga**
to extend the season I hate the most?
**[12:29] Ikaruga**
They should just die.
**[12:31] Takeru**
Well, we'll find out as soon as we get there.
**[12:34] Takeru**
Since we get to take a long trip,
we might as well have some fun with it.
**[12:45] Ouka**
It's summer.
**[12:47] Takeru**
Yeah, it's summer.
**[12:49] Mari**
This is summer.
**[12:50] Usagi**
Summer, indeed.
**[12:51] Ikaruga**
They should just die.
**[12:54] Ouka**
First, let's start investigating the shore.
**[12:57] Ouka**
There might be something there.
**[12:59] All**
Okay!
**[12:59] Ikaruga**
They should just die....
***SIGN*** Episode 9.5: "Crazy Summer Time"
**[13:03] Mari**
Yahoo!
**[13:07] Mari**
It's so rejuvenating!
**[13:10] Ouka**
You bastard! What are you doing?
**[13:12] Mari**
Huh?
**[13:13] Mari**
Well, I'm...
**[13:14] Mari**
T-Technically, I'm not
part of the platoon, right?
**[13:18] Mari**
So I figured cheering you
guys on from the sidelines
**[13:20] Mari**
would put me at a perfect distance.
**[13:25] Usagi**
Sorry I'm late! I took
too long getting changed.
**[13:29] Usagi**
How's the water?
**[13:32] Usagi**
Is it cold?
**[13:35] Ouka**
Saionji!
**[13:36] Ouka**
Try running more calmly!
**[13:38] Ouka**
Even in a one-piece suit,
you could still fall out of that top!
**[13:41] Ouka**
Wait! That's not the issue here.
**[13:43] Ouka**
Why have you joined the slackers?!
**[13:46] Mari**
Oh, see how they jiggle!
**[13:49] Mari**
They jiggle in such a sublime way!
**[13:53] Ouka**
Is this your doing, Suginami?
**[13:54] Ouka**
We're here on a mission.
**[13:57] Ouka**
Stop messing around!
**[14:00] Ikaruga**
Here.
**[14:01] Ikaruga**
Pick whichever one you like.
**[14:12] Ouka**
I-It's not what you think.
**[14:14] Ouka**
I figured this would make
**[14:16] Ouka**
investigating underwater easier.
**[14:18] Mari**
Yeah, whatever.
**[14:20] Mari**
Hey, Takeru. The ocean is nice and all,
**[14:24] Mari**
but isn't there something better
you should be watching?
**[14:29] Takeru**
Lapis, right now, I'm deeply grateful
**[14:33] Takeru**
that you are my other half.
**[14:34] Both**
Is that appropriate to say to a little girl
wearing a school swimsuit?!
**[14:42] Ikaruga**
They should just die.
**[14:47] Takeru**
Good! Good!
**[14:48] Ikaruga**
It's no good...
**[14:50] Ikaruga**
I'm losing consciousness.
**[14:52] Ikaruga**
Once this is over, please resuscitate me.
**[14:54] Takeru**
Ordinarily, the girls' swimsuits would be
**[14:58] Takeru**
the perfect bait for Suginami's jokes.
**[15:00] Ikaruga**
What the hell? Stay out of this.
**[15:03] Ikaruga**
Do you want some attention
from your Onee-san?
**[15:05] Ikaruga**
Okay, Kusanagi, sweetie.
**[15:08] Ikaruga**
Put some suntan oil on me.
**[15:10] Takeru**
That's not even a little bit sexy.
**[15:14] Takeru**
What's wrong, Lapis?
**[15:15] Lapis**
My host. What is that?
**[15:18] Takeru**
You mean the fishing rod?
**[15:20] Takeru**
You put bait on the hook and catch fish.
**[15:24] Lapis**
Use a hook... and bait...
**[15:27] Usagi**
Kusanagi! Let's partake in lunch!
**[15:30] Takeru**
Sure!
**[15:32] Takeru**
Lapis, let's go.
**[15:37] Takeu**
Brain freeze!
**[15:39] Usagi**
Ramen and yakisoba
are a must at the beach!
**[15:42] Usagi**
The cheap flavor is superb.
**[15:46] Mari**
Huh? What happened to our mission?
**[15:49] Ouka**
Sh-Shut up.
**[15:50] Ouka**
An army doesn't march
on an empty stomach, right?
**[15:53] Mari**
I think I want a popsicle for dessert.
**[15:56] Usagi**
I, too, would love to eat that.
**[15:57] Ouka**
Let's buy enough for everyone.
**[16:02] Usagi**
There isn't enough for everyone.
**[16:04] Mari**
Then I'll have shaved ice, like Takeru.
**[16:09] ---**
**[16:10] Mari**
What's wrong, Takeru?
**[16:12] Takeru**
B-Bathroom...
**[16:17] Usagi**
So it was just a stomachache...
**[16:22] Both**
No, no, no, no, no!
**[16:24] Usagi**
Where are you going?
**[16:25] Lapis**
I must accompany my host...
**[16:28] Mari**
But Takeru just went to the bathroom.
**[16:30] Mari**
That's very inappropriate!
**[16:31] Person**
Hang in there...
**[16:33] Ouka**
What happened?
**[16:35] Person**
He was attacked by a giant monster
offshore and almost drowned!
**[16:38] Ouka**
A giant monster?
**[16:41] Ouka**
So this wasn't the work of someone's magic?
**[16:44] Lapis**
No.
**[16:45] Lapis**
This is probably a magical creature's doing.
**[16:48] Both**
Magical creature?
**[16:51] Lapis**
In the subspecies of sea hare,
**[16:53] Lapis**
there's a type called Inviter of Summer.
**[16:57] Lapis**
The Inviter of Summer, as the name implies,
**[16:59] Lapis**
has the ability to make
summer continue indefinitely.
**[17:03] Usagi**
Then we should investigate right away!
**[17:10] Ouka**
Uh, well... I'm not a good swimmer.
**[17:14] Ouka**
For some reason, I sink.
**[17:16] Usagi**
You can't swim?!
**[17:18] Ouka**
I took lessons,
**[17:21] Ouka**
but the teacher said I was too strong.
**[17:23] Usagi**
A-And you, Suginami?
**[17:25] Ikaruga**
Just leave me out of this.
**[17:28] Ikaruga**
If you ladies want to pickle yourselves,
that's your business.
**[17:31] Usagi**
Kusanagi!
**[17:35] Mari**
This is hopeless.
**[17:36] Usagi**
Then, we only have one option.
**[17:38] Usagi**
I shall be the vanguard.
**[17:41] Usagi**
Let the Mini 35th Platoon charge!
**[17:44] Mari**
Mini 35th Platoon?
**[17:46] Usagi**
I'm referring to us three, of course.
**[17:49] Mari**
Usagi and Lapis are mini,
I'll give you that.
**[17:52] Mari**
But I'm not short enough to be called mini.
**[17:58] Mari**
They're not mini, either!
**[18:01] Usagi**
Now, let's begin!
**[18:03] Mari**
But how do we capture
**[18:05] Mari**
a giant sea monster?
**[18:09] Lapis**
How about this method?
**[18:12] Mari**
Wait. What is this thing?
**[18:14] Lapis**
A fishing rod.
**[18:16] Lapis**
It is a weapon that makes
use of bait on a hook.
**[18:19] Usagi**
Yes, I am well aware
that this is a fishing rod!
**[18:21] Mari**
Why do we have to be the bait?!
**[18:24] Lapis**
My host said that your
swimsuits were perfect bait.
**[18:27] Usagi**
That's not what he meant!
**[18:32] Usagi**
Th-Th-Th-There's something beneath us...
**[18:40] Ouka**
Saionji! What's wrong?
**[18:41] Mari**
Ew! What is this pervy creature?!
**[18:44] Mari**
Stop touching my butt!
**[18:47] Usagi**
M-My chest...
**[18:48] Usagi**
This can't be!
**[18:51] Lapis**
My host, what shall I do?
**[18:54] Takeru**
Wait... Can you give me a minute, Lapis?
**[18:58] Lapis**
Understood.
**[18:59] Mari**
Lapis-chan, please stop being so damn calm!
**[19:01] Mari**
The rod! Raise the rod!
**[19:04] Lapis**
No. My host told me to wait.
**[19:06] Usagi**
Never mind him. Just do it!
**[19:09] Lapis**
Very well.
**[19:12] Lapis**
Due to excessive weight,
the connection is disabled.
**[19:15] Usagi**
Please, stop with the
excessive weight remarks!
**[19:18] Mari**
You're making it sound like we're too fat!
**[19:24] Takeru**
I'm coming!
**[19:27] Usagi**
Kusanagi!
**[19:28] Mari**
Takeru, help me!
**[19:31] Takeru**
Let's go, Lapis!
Transform to witch hunter!
**[19:33] Lapis**
Roger that, my host.
**[19:36] Lapis**
All systems green.
**[19:37] Lapis**
Precision: 100%. Witch hunter
transformation, complete.
**[19:41] Takeru**
Desiring with supreme ardor!
**[19:43] Takeru**
Bring down the hammer against witches!
***SIGN*** Usagi: Wait! You can't swim, either?!
***SIGN*** Mari: Takeru, you're useless!
***SIGN*** Takeru: Sorry!
***SIGN*** Takeru: I'm sinking because my armor's too heavy!
**[20:06] Lapis**
My deepest apologies.
**[20:08] Lapis**
I should have assumed
undersea warfare before installation.
***SIGN*** Mari: At this rate, we can't even be bait!
**[20:14] Usagi**
*Bait? That's it!*
***SIGN*** Usagi: Fishing! Fishing!
***SIGN*** Takeru: You want me to dance?
***SIGN*** Usagi: No, that's not right!
**[20:23] Lapis**
My host, I think she is suggesting that
**[20:26] Lapis**
you use my form as a fishing rod.
***SIGN*** Takeru: I see!
***SIGN*** Takeru: That makes sense!
***SIGN*** Takeru: Lapis!
***SIGN*** Takeru: Can you do it?!
**[20:33] Lapis**
Of course, my host.
**[20:48] Mari**
*Wait. Is this...*
**[20:53] Mari**
*Now I can use magic!*
**[20:57] Takeru**
*All right! The trio is going in!*
**[21:00] Mari**
Aurora Field!
**[21:30] Takeru**
Anyway, case closed. Let's go home.
***SIGN*** Garigari-san Blue
**[21:40] Usagi**
I shall accept without hesitation.
**[21:44] Mari**
Thanks... But why?
**[21:47] Ouka**
Today... you guys saved the day,
**[21:51] Ouka**
Mini 35th Platoon.
**[21:56] Takeru**
Mini 35th Platoon?
**[21:58] Takeru**
But Mari isn't short enough
to be called mini.
**[22:05] Mari**
For the last time, they're not mini!
**[22:09] Mari**
***SIGN*** Kusanagi Miracle
# 10 - Kusanagi Kiseki
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:01] W**
Kusanagi Takeru-san, yes?
**[00:03] W**
We've confirmed your payment.
**[00:05] W**
Please present your visitor's permit.
**[00:10] G**
Take care not to leak details
of the academy's layout
**[00:13] G**
or the Inquisition's security to the inmate.
**[00:17] T**
Got it.
**[00:17] T**
If, by any chance, you mention
anything confidential,
**[00:20] T**
your future visits will have
restrictions placed on them,
**[00:23] T**
so keep that in mind.
**[00:30] T**
Sorry I'm late, Kiseki.
**[00:35] K**
It's been a while, Onii-chan.
***SIGN*** Episode 10: "Kusanagi Kiseki"
**[02:14] T**
You look like you might've gotten taller.
**[02:15] K**
Really?
**[02:17] K**
I can't tell, but they do say that
the more you sleep, the more you grow.
**[02:22] K**
By the way,
**[02:23] K**
y-you've grown more handsome.
**[02:29] K**
How's school?
**[02:30] K**
Do you have any more interesting stories?
**[02:33] T**
I do, actually.
**[02:34] T**
I've got more teammates now.
Real troublemakers, too.
**[02:39] K**
I see.
**[02:40] K**
So you managed to become friends
with the one with the nice hair
**[02:43] K**
and the one with the scarf.
**[02:46] T**
I think so, yeah.
**[02:48] K**
The one with the nice hair is a girl, right?
**[02:51] T**
Y-Yeah...
**[02:53] T**
Why do you ask?
**[02:54] K**
Oh, so you've finally fallen in love!
**[02:58] T**
Uh, the way I feel about her
doesn't resemble love, at all.
**[03:03] T**
If anything, it's probably
closer to admiration.
**[03:06] T**
I don't really know why,
**[03:07] T**
but the sight of her walking
with her head held high
**[03:09] T**
dazzles me.
**[03:11] K**
I see.
**[03:13] K**
But regardless of how you feel,
I'm happy that you met her.
**[03:19] K**
I think it's a wonderful thing.
**[03:22] K**
And watching you grow into
a more wonderful person by the day
**[03:25] K**
makes me very, very happy.
**[03:29] T**
How could you be happy?
**[03:31] T**
You spend your life confined in here,
forced to sleep the entire time.
**[03:35] T**
There's no way just listening to me talk
about my life could make you happy!
**[03:42] T**
I know that it's impossible
**[03:44] T**
and that I can't change this world,
**[03:47] T**
but I still want to provide
you with a normal life—
**[03:50] G**
Time's up.
**[03:52] G**
Please leave.
**[03:57] T**
I'll come again.
**[03:59] K**
Okay.
**[04:13] K**
Onii-chan...
**[04:16] K**
Why didn't you...
**[04:19] K**
... me?
**[04:29] U**
You're not getting away!
**[04:31] U**
And I'm getting us some points!
**[04:40] U**
O-Ohtori!
**[04:42] O**
I'm on it.
**[04:43] O**
You on the bike! Pull over!
**[04:44] O**
On suspicion of illegally trading
a D-ranked magical artifact,
**[04:47] O**
obstruction of justice,
**[04:49] O**
illegal possession and use of firearms,
**[04:52] O**
and riding a motorcycle without wearing helmets, you two are under arrest!
**[04:55] G**
I don't see you wearing a helmet, either!
**[04:57] O**
I'm reflecting on my actions
and will gladly pay the fine.
**[05:00] O**
I'll also accept a deduction of points.
**[05:03] G**
Damn it. We'll have to use an instant spell.
**[05:07] G**
Eat my dust, Test Platoon!
**[05:16] G**
Wh-What?!
**[05:17] O**
This blue bike here has been given some
modifications by our mad scientist.
**[05:21] O**
Its components are nothing like
what's used in commercial bikes.
**[05:24] I**
I'd rather you called it a makeover, honey.
**[05:26] O**
I've directed them down the planned route.
**[05:31] O**
The rest is up to you, Kusanagi.
**[05:43] T**
Targets secured.
**[05:47] U**
That should get us a bunch of points!
**[05:49] U**
It's all thanks to my splendid efforts!
**[05:52] I**
You did stop their car there,
like you said you would.
**[05:56] I**
You've changed a lot, haven't you?
**[05:59] U**
H-Have I?
**[06:01] U**
Well, of course I'm not who I used to be—
**[06:04] I**
Your boobs have grown even bigger.
**[06:06] U**
That doesn't make me the least bit happy!
**[06:08] I**
Oh, but it makes me very happy!
**[06:10] O**
Kusanagi? Are you tired?
**[06:13] O**
You've got bags under your eyes.
**[06:15] O**
It's obvious you're not getting enough sleep.
**[06:19] O**
At least you don't have a fever.
**[06:20] O**
Still, a lot has happened lately as it is,
**[06:24] O**
so you'd better get some rest, at least.
**[06:26] O**
Don't push yourself.
**[06:27] T**
I'm not. Don't worry.
**[06:30] O**
A-Anyway, you can rely on me
when you're having trouble,
**[06:37] O**
is what I'm trying to say.
**[06:39] T**
Thanks.
**[06:41] O**
Oh, right.
**[06:42] O**
You have a little sister, don't you?
**[06:44] O**
Why don't you take some time
off and go see how she's doing?
**[06:48] T**
Yeah.
**[06:49] T**
Sounds like a good idea.
**[07:00] T**
Yoshimizu?
**[07:02] ---**
Huh?
**[07:08] T**
Kyoya?
**[07:11] S**
Hey there, Kusanagi-kun.
**[07:15] T**
Wait! What happened to Yoshimizu?
**[07:18] K**
Keep your filthy hands
off of me, you damn traitor.
**[07:27] G**
Subject nearing cardiopulmonary arrest.
**[07:30] G**
Preparing to inject soluble crimson ore.
**[07:33] S**
Well, well.
**[07:34] S**
Kiseki-chan sure is hanging in there today.
**[07:37] S**
It's been more than thirty hours
since we started drugging her
**[07:41] S**
with doses one hundred times stronger
than the lethal dose for an ordinary human.
**[07:44] Ku**
Something's different than usual.
**[07:46] Ku**
I heard that Kusanagi Takeru paid her a visit.
Did anything strange happen?
**[07:49] S**
Nothing in particular.
**[07:51] S**
But whenever he visits,
her mental vitals stabilize.
**[07:56] S**
And frankly, the amount we spend
on her is nothing to scoff at,
**[07:59] S**
so his visits really help us out.
**[08:03] G**
Subject has entered cardiopulmonary arrest.
**[08:05] G**
She'll reawaken shortly.
**[08:07] G**
All systems alert.
**[08:08] G**
We request all Inquisitors
present be on high alert.
**[08:16] S**
Good morning, Kiseki-chan.
**[08:18] S**
How do you feel after waking up?
**[08:22] G**
Resurrection confirmed.
**[08:23] G**
No mana particles detected this time, either.
**[08:26] S**
Well, that's what puts the indefinite in
the indefinite ancient attribute, Demon.
**[08:31] Ku**
So her power really isn't related to mana?
**[08:34] S**
Nah, it's just that we
haven't been able to confirm it.
**[08:37] S**
The power she wields is highly peculiar.
**[08:40] S**
When it is released outside her body,
**[08:43] S**
anything it touches gets converted
into a part of Kusanagi Kiseki.
**[08:46] S**
We presume that this corrosion
will repeat endlessly
**[08:49] S**
and consume the entire
planet if left unchecked.
**[08:53] S**
It pains me to kill an innocent
girl over and over, too.
**[08:58] S**
But if we don't do that, the peculiarities
within her won't show up.
**[09:02] S**
We have to drag those peculiarities out of her
**[09:05] S**
and keep killing them until there's nothing left.
**[09:09] S**
Unless we do, the world might get destroyed.
**[09:14] K**
Onii...
**[09:26] K**
Don't go!
**[09:45] G**
Her gleipnir has been destroyed!
**[09:46] G**
The subject is tearing up the iron maiden!
**[09:49] G**
Hurry up and inject the soluble crimson ore!
**[09:51] G**
Stop her, no matter what!
**[09:52] G**
It's not working!
She's released way more than usual!
**[09:56] G**
The second and third barriers
are starting to corrode!
**[09:58] G**
We won't last much longer, President!
**[10:00] Ky**
Just watching this is making me
sick to my stomach! I'll—
**[10:05] S**
Kurogane-kun.
**[10:07] S**
This situation is nothing like five years ago.
**[10:09] S**
She has definitely grown since then.
**[10:12] Ku**
I'll keep killing the overflowing
parts until her frenzy dies down.
**[10:15] S**
You could die, you know?
**[10:17] Ku**
I don't care.
**[10:20] Ku**
Have all the Inquisitors fall back.
**[10:23] Ku**
Once I charge in,
weld all the barriers together.
**[10:25] Ku**
Don't let anyone in or out.
**[10:27] G**
B-But then...
**[10:28] Ku**
Step on it.
**[10:35] Ku**
It's been five years since I faced you.
**[10:40] Ku**
You're free to fear, hate, and resent me.
**[10:44] Ku**
I won't apologize to you.
**[10:46] Ku**
So you needn't apologize either,
even if you kill me.
**[10:52] Ku**
Desiring with supreme ardor...
**[10:55] Ku**
Bring down the hammer against witches!
**[10:58] Things**
Onii-chan...
**[11:01] K**
Where's Onii-chan?
***SIGN*** Kusanagi Takeru
**[11:15] O**
Ohtori here.
**[11:16] O**
Standing by at the target's
predicted arrival point.
**[11:18] O**
All units, status report.
**[11:22] I**
Nice!
**[11:24] I**
Love those legs, baby!
**[11:26] I**
Could you, like, hunch over for me?
**[11:28] I**
I wanna see a bra flash!
**[11:31] O**
Take this seriously, Suginami!
**[11:34] M**
Hey!
**[11:35] M**
Why are Usagi-chan and I
the only ones dressed like this?
**[11:38] O**
Not much we could do.
**[11:39] O**
I glare too much,
**[11:41] O**
and Suginami would totally look
at home in the red-light district.
**[11:44] I**
Who're you calling a titty pub whore?!
**[11:46] O**
I didn't go that far...
**[11:47] U**
Here.
**[11:49] U**
Here you are.
**[11:50] U**
Here.
**[11:52] U**
What is it, Nikaido?
**[11:53] M**
Now I understand social stratification...
**[11:56] O**
All good on your end, Kusanagi?
**[12:00] I**
They're here.
**[12:04] O**
The man with the top hat
is the "Magician of Hamelin,"
**[12:08] O**
a wizard with a threat level of B.
**[12:10] O**
Carefully place a transmitter on them,
so we find their hideout.
**[12:14] O**
Got it?
**[12:15] I**
Now! Show some cleavage!
**[12:18] I**
Please take this...
**[12:22] O**
Hey, Suginami! That didn't work!
**[12:24] I**
N-No way!
**[12:25] I**
Nikaido, follow her lead!
**[12:29] M**
Do I really have to use the same plan?
It didn't work for Usagi-chan, you know.
**[12:33] M**
Please take this, if you'd like.
**[12:36] G**
Thanks, babe.
**[12:38] I**
The target's into flat chests!
Extremely flat ones!
**[12:41] M**
That doesn't make me happy!
**[12:46] O**
Oh, no!
**[12:48] M**
Aurora Field!
**[12:57] O**
Mandragoras?
**[12:58] O**
We'll get rid of these!
**[13:00] O**
You go after the targets, Kusanagi!
**[13:06] G**
Wh-Who are you?
**[13:08] G**
Stop! Stay away!
**[13:20] K**
Onii-chan?
**[13:24] K**
I'm so glad...
**[13:26] K**
I followed the sound of your
heartbeat, and actually found you!
**[13:31] K**
I'm sorry, Onii-chan...
**[13:38] T**
Kiseki!
**[13:40] T**
Why are you out here?
**[13:43] K**
I wanted to see you.
**[13:46] K**
I always wanted you to hold me like this...
**[13:57] O**
Kusanagi!
**[13:58] O**
Who's that girl?
**[14:03] M**
You okay, Takeru?
**[14:04] ---**
Shh.
**[14:05] U**
Don't make a racket.
**[14:07] U**
What if the enemy's still around?
**[14:13] O**
Kusanagi?
**[14:15] K**
Stay away! Don't come any closer!
**[14:18] O**
I don't have any idea what kind of
situation this is, nor who that girl is,
**[14:24] O**
but there are two things I can say for sure.
**[14:29] O**
One, you're suffering.
**[14:32] O**
And the other is that
we are not your enemies.
**[14:41] T**
Sorry.
**[14:42] O**
Kusanagi, is that girl dangerous?
**[14:45] T**
Yeah. Probably way more dangerous
than you could ever imagine.
**[14:49] O**
How likely is she to consider us a threat?
**[14:52] T**
It's all right.
**[14:53] T**
So long as I'm with her,
I won't let her harm my comrades.
**[14:56] T**
If it comes down to it,
I'll stop my sister, no matter what.
**[15:00] O**
Sister?
**[15:02] T**
Yeah, she's my little sister.
**[15:06] T**
Her name's Kiseki...
**[15:09] T**
Kusanagi Kiseki.
**[15:11] ---**
Threat level: SS.
**[15:13] ---**
She must've broken out to see me...
**[15:17] ---**
From a maximum security prison.
**[15:20] S**
Hey, Kurogane-kun. You still alive?
**[15:25] S**
Nothing less from the strongest witch hunter.
You're a tough one.
**[15:29] Ku**
I'm sorry. I let her escape.
**[15:32] S**
What are you talking about?
**[15:34] S**
We only managed to suppress her
frenzy thanks to your bravery.
**[15:38] S**
But if we don't find her quickly, this town—
**[15:41] S**
No, the world is in danger.
**[15:44] Ku**
I'll go after her immediately.
**[15:45] Ku**
Oh, I also sent Kirigaya-kun
out in pursuit of her,
**[15:49] Ku**
so you two team up and deal with her.
**[15:52] Ku**
All that said...
**[15:55] Ku**
What am I to do about this?
**[15:56] Ku**
I'll need to ask the
Budgetary Committee for help.
**[16:03] K**
Onii-chan?
**[16:05] T**
You're awake?
**[16:06] T**
How do you feel?
**[16:08] K**
I killed again.
**[16:11] T**
It's not your fault.
Even if nobody else gets it, I do.
**[16:15] K**
You don't.
**[16:16] K**
There's absolutely no way it's not my fault.
**[16:21] K**
My body acts to grant my wishes, you know.
**[16:25] T**
It's your body that's at fault. Not your heart.
**[16:28] O**
Kusanagi, may I?
**[16:32] O**
I guess I should introduce myself.
**[16:34] O**
I'm Ohtori Ouka, Kusanagi's teammate.
Pleased to meet you.
**[16:44] K**
I'm Kiseki... My name is Kiseki.
I'm Onii-chan's little sister.
**[16:50] O**
Yeah, I heard.
**[16:52] O**
No need to worry.
**[16:53] O**
I promise you that things won't get any worse.
**[16:56] O**
You're my savior's own sister.
**[16:58] O**
I would never abandon you.
**[17:01] T**
As you can see, she's really shy.
**[17:03] T**
She's never had a proper
conversation with anyone but me.
**[17:06] T**
Sorry.
**[17:07] O**
Oh, it's no problem.
**[17:09] O**
That aside, Kusanagi, come with me.
**[17:13] M**
Mind giving us an explanation?
**[17:16] T**
She's dangerous.
**[17:19] T**
She killed a lot of people back in our hometown
**[17:25] T**
But please don't get the wrong idea.
**[17:27] T**
Kiseki can't control her powers.
**[17:30] T**
She doesn't kill because she wants to.
**[17:32] T**
Even when she goes berserk,
it's only because she's in harm's way.
**[17:35] T**
She's normally well-behaved.
**[17:38] I**
Overflow Syndrome.
**[17:41] I**
That's what Kusanagi's sister has.
**[17:45] I**
A lot of witches who don't come from
magical lineages get diagnosed with it.
**[17:49] I**
In any ordinary witch, this disease
can be suppressed using a gleipnir.
**[17:54] I**
Kusanagi's sister, however, produces
an extraordinary amount of mana,
**[17:57] I**
and becomes a walking
natural disaster of sorts.
**[18:00] U**
Th-Then aren't we in danger here?
**[18:04] I**
No need to worry.
**[18:05] I**
She must've used up a massive
amount of mana on the way here,
**[18:08] I**
so it should take a while
for her mana to be restored.
**[18:12] T**
Hey, Suginami!
**[18:13] I**
Quiet, Kusanagi.
**[18:15] I**
Everything will be a lot smoother if I explain it.
**[18:17] T**
That's not it. What you're saying is—
**[18:19] I**
Shut up.
**[18:23] T**
Thanks.
**[18:26] M**
So, what now?
**[18:28] T**
It's too risky to leave Kiseki outdoors.
**[18:31] T**
I'm sure she doesn't want that, either.
**[18:34] T**
We should hand her over to
the Inquisition immediately.
**[18:37] T**
That's the best course of action.
**[18:39] O**
If that's the case,
then let's get right to it.
**[18:41] O**
We shall hereby escort
Kusanagi Kiseki to the restricted zone.
**[18:46] T**
"Escort"?
**[18:47] T**
Wouldn't you normally contact the Inquisition
and make them send witch hunters?
**[18:50] O**
I would love to do that if I could,
**[18:53] O**
but our devices and cellphones
have gone kaput ever since we got here.
**[18:57] O**
They're not working at all.
**[19:00] T**
Don't tell me, you...
**[19:01] O**
I'm aware that I'm breaking protocol.
**[19:04] O**
After all, we can't be sure
that she doesn't pose a threat.
**[19:06] O**
But I choose to believe
in the promise you made.
**[19:10] (Flashback) T**
So long as I'm with her,
I won't let her harm my comrades.
**[19:13] T**
So, well,
**[19:15] T**
take an hour or so for some sibling bonding.
**[19:22] I**
Coming from you, Ohtori,
that's an amazing idea.
**[19:24] I**
How very thoughtful of you.
**[19:27] U**
I'm sure she would've shown no mercy
had it been anyone but Kusanagi's sister,
**[19:31] U**
but the idea itself is worthy of praise.
**[19:34] M**
You're acting so out of character,
it's creeping me out.
**[19:37] O**
I don wadda hear dat from
a dhoughdless berverd like joo!
**[19:40] M**
Don't get gogky jusht guz
you broke the ize a liddle.
**[19:44] T**
Let go...
**[19:45] T**
Suginami, I...
**[19:48] I**
Shut up and let them do you a favor.
**[19:50] I**
You don't have to tell us the truth.
**[19:54] I**
Just know that I don't plan on
carrying half your burden.
**[20:03] K**
Uh... What's going on?
**[20:08] M**
You siblings finally get
to go on a date to bond,
**[20:11] M**
so you need to look the part,
is what's going on.
**[20:13] K**
Date?
**[20:14] O**
But you'll have to pick from
the stuff we prepared as disguises.
**[20:20] I**
Nah, I leave no stone unturned.
**[20:22] O**
Why'd you put in so much effort?
**[20:36] K**
This is embarrassing...
**[20:38] I**
Excellent!
**[20:39] M**
She's got a bigger rack than me...
**[20:41] K**
Do I look weird?
**[20:43] K**
I've never actually worn a real outfit before.
**[20:46] M**
Don't worry. You look cute, Kiseki-chan.
**[20:49] K**
Thank you.
**[20:52] M**
Kiseki-chan, I swear I'll become
your older sister in the future!
**[20:59] U**
Don't take advantage of the situation
to make outrageous promises!
**[21:01] O**
And don't give in to your filthy urges,
you scarf-wearing deviant!
**[21:04] M**
Say what?
**[21:04] O**
Who'd want a sister-in-law like you?
**[21:10] K**
They're all such nice people.
**[21:11] T**
You mean the girls in my platoon?
**[21:13] K**
They were just like you described them.
**[21:16] K**
They treated me as your sister,
even though they knew I was dangerous.
**[21:21] K**
Mari-san's so cool.
**[21:23] T**
That foul mouth is her one blemish.
**[21:25] K**
Usagi-san seemed like an elder sister.
**[21:28] T**
She plays the little sister role in our platoon,
**[21:30] T**
so she must've wanted
to act like an older one.
**[21:32] K**
Ikaruga-san is kind of motherly.
**[21:34] T**
Deep down, she's a caring person.
**[21:39] K**
Ouka-san's really pretty, isn't she?
**[21:42] T**
Yeah, I guess.
**[21:46] K**
Say, Onii-chan...
**[21:48] T**
Wanna eat something? You must be hungry.
**[21:51] K**
No. Can I ask you for a favor?
**[21:54] T**
Sure. Ask for anything.
**[21:56] T**
They went out of their way
to give us this opportunity,
**[21:59] T**
so I'll do whatever you want today.
**[22:01] K**
Really?
**[22:03] K**
Then...
**[22:06] K**
Could you kill me?
***SIGN*** Kusanagi Takeru
# 11 - Kusanagi Takeru
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:00] K**
Say, Onii-chan...
**[00:02] K**
Can I ask you for a favor?
**[00:04] T**
Sure. Ask for anything.
**[00:06] T**
They went out of their way
to give us this opportunity,
**[00:09] T**
so I'll do whatever you want today.
**[00:11] K**
Then...
**[00:13] K**
Could you kill me?
**[00:19] K**
I never thought I'd be able
to hang out with you like this,
**[00:23] K**
so I'm plenty happy already.
**[00:28] K**
Five years ago, I killed a lot
of people of my own free will.
**[00:34] K**
And my powers are getting
stronger by the day.
**[00:38] K**
They try to grant my wishes,
**[00:41] K**
so if they're left unchecked,
I'll kill lots of people again...
**[00:46] K**
Probably way more than five years ago!
**[00:49] K**
So I ought to die.
**[00:53] K**
But I don't want anyone else to kill me.
**[00:57] K**
I want to die by your hand.
**[01:00] T**
Sorry. I can't do that.
**[01:02] T**
I can't kill you.
**[01:06] T**
Even if everyone in the world wants you dead,
**[01:09] T**
I, alone, will want you to live.
**[01:12] T**
Isn't that what family's all about?
**[01:16] K**
Onii-chan...
**[01:18] T**
And even if I end up having to kill you,
**[01:21] T**
the day I kill you
**[01:24] T**
is the day I die.
**[01:26] K**
You mean it?
**[01:27] T**
Yeah, I promise you. But now's not the time.
**[01:31] T**
I'll continue to protect you
until you truly reach your limit.
**[01:35] T**
So please, let me do my best until the very end.
**[01:39] K**
Really, you're always so stubborn...
**[01:45] K**
If you'll keep your promise,
**[01:48] K**
I'll hang in there for a while longer.
***SIGN*** Episode 11: "Kusanagi Takeru"
**[03:29] O**
Were you a good girl, Watery?
**[03:32] Ka**
What did the Valhalla brass say?
**[03:35] O**
According to the boss,
**[03:37] O**
the target we were supposed
to rescue broke out of prison.
**[03:40] Ka**
Let's move in for the kill
and destroy the academy, then.
**[03:43] Ka**
This is a golden opportunity.
**[03:45] O**
Are you stupid?
**[03:47] O**
Don't join Haunted and Mephisto
in acting out of self-interest.
**[03:51] O**
I'm not stupid.
**[03:52] O**
This *is* a great chance to crush the academy.
**[03:55] O**
That's not what the brass wants.
**[03:57] O**
Our task at hand is much simpler.
**[04:01] Ka**
You mean...
**[04:03] O**
We've been ordered to capture
the target, Kusanagi Kiseki.
**[04:11] T**
Kiseki?
**[04:12] K**
What's that, Onii-chan?
**[04:16] T**
A ferris wheel.
**[04:18] T**
You can get a bird's eye view
of the whole city from up there.
**[04:20] K**
Wow! It's huge...
**[04:23] T**
All right. Let's go ride it.
**[04:27] Ky**
Now this is classic.
**[04:29] Ky**
A heretic in disguise,
taking a stroll with another heretic.
**[04:34] T**
Kyoya!
**[04:35] Ky**
Don't call me by name.
**[04:37] Ky**
It makes me sick to my
stomach when you do that!
**[04:40] T**
What are you doing here?
**[04:42] Ky**
What, you ask?
**[04:43] Ky**
Are you messing with me?
**[04:46] T**
Yoshimizu?!
**[04:47] T**
Why are you—
**[04:49] N**
Let's do it, Master.
**[04:51] Ky**
I'll tell you what I'm doing here, Kusanagi.
**[04:55] Ky**
I'm on a witch hunt!
**[04:56] T**
Run, Kiseki!
**[04:58] Ky**
Desiring with supreme ardor...
**[05:00] Ky**
Bring down the hammer against witches!
**[05:01] T**
Come to me, Lapis!
**[05:24] T**
Why do you have a Relic Eater?!
**[05:27] Ky**
You and Ohtori aren't the only ones
**[05:30] Ky**
that shitty chairman saw potential in!
**[05:32] T**
Did he order you to capture my sister?
**[05:35] T**
You don't have to do this! I'll—
**[05:37] N**
Talk about egotistical!
**[05:40] N**
Lapis picked one hell of a strange host.
**[05:43] T**
Why do I hear Yoshimizu's voice?!
**[05:45] N**
Nice to meet ya.
**[05:47] N**
I'm Nero.
**[05:48] T**
Why, Kyoya?
**[05:50] Ky**
Shut up...
**[05:51] Ky**
Not another word out of you!
**[05:54] Ky**
Go to hell, monster!
**[05:58] T**
Kyoya!
**[06:00] Ky**
Kusanagi!
**[06:03] Ku**
That's enough, you two!
**[06:07] Ku**
As Inquisitors, you used your witch-hunter
forms and fought each other in a civilian area.
**[06:12] Ku**
I hope you're prepared
to face the consequences.
**[06:22] T**
Please let me talk to Kiseki.
**[06:26] Ku**
Make it quick.
**[06:32] T**
I'm sorry.
**[06:34] T**
I thought I'd be able
**[06:36] T**
to show you a little more
of the outside world...
**[06:40] T**
I'll come see you again, for sure!
**[06:43] K**
'Kay.
**[06:45] K**
I'll wait as long as it takes.
**[06:46] T**
Kiseki,
**[06:48] T**
I...
**[06:51] K**
Don't forget your promise, okay?
**[06:55] K**
I...
**[06:58] T**
Kiseki!
**[06:59] S**
No need to worry.
**[07:02] S**
She's just been given
a sedative through the gleipnir.
**[07:06] S**
I didn't particularly want to interrupt
**[07:09] S**
your touching display of sibling love,
**[07:12] S**
but this is my job.
**[07:15] S**
Helping a major threat
**[07:18] S**
stay at large is a crime,
**[07:20] S**
even if it is your little sister.
**[07:24] S**
Go cool your head in solitary confinement.
**[07:27] T**
What'll happen to Kiseki?
**[07:31] S**
Actually, Alchemist really
**[07:33] S**
wanted to help us with her.
**[07:36] S**
We may be able to suppress
Kiseki-chan's powers.
**[07:40] T**
Really?!
**[07:41] S**
Yeah, but she'll be transferred
**[07:45] S**
to a different facility tomorrow.
**[07:47] T**
A different facility? Where—
**[07:50] S**
I can't tell you that.
**[07:51] S**
Not when it's very likely
that Valhalla is targeting her.
**[07:56] S**
We can't have her going berserk again
**[07:59] S**
because she wants to see you.
**[08:03] S**
Believe me, I'm doing this
to help the two of you.
**[08:16] O**
The higher-ups sure
came up with one absurd plan.
**[08:20] Ka**
Valhalla's been backed into a corner.
**[08:22] Ka**
Quit your complaining.
**[08:25] O**
Where did you learn to talk
like that, Miss Watery?
**[08:30] O**
Okay, let's do this.
**[08:35] W**
Any reports from the main keep?
**[08:37] G**
They haven't run into any problems yet.
**[08:40] G**
Likewise for the dummy road and air transport.
**[08:43] G**
Hey! What's that?!
**[08:45] W**
Intercept at once! Shoot it down!
**[08:47] G**
Got it!
**[08:56] Ka**
*This one's a decoy.*
**[09:00] G**
Message from the Onogi Team's airship.
**[09:02] G**
They've been attacked by the enemy.
**[09:05] Ku**
The operation will proceed as planned.
**[09:07] Ku**
Maintain this speed
all the way to the destination.
**[09:11] Ku**
Hear that, Kirigaya?
Be ready to move out at any time.
**[09:14] Ky**
You don't have to tell me, Captain.
**[09:17] Ky**
By the way, are you on humanity's side?
**[09:20] Ky**
Or the heretics' side?
**[09:22] Ku**
Do you really need to ask me that right now?
**[09:24] Ky**
I need to know.
**[09:26] Ky**
If you're not taking sides,
**[09:29] Ky**
don't get in the way of my revenge.
**[09:31] Ky**
That necromancer isn't the only one I'm after.
**[09:33] Ky**
I'm gonna wipe out all
of the heretics in this world!
**[09:36] Ky**
If you don't feel like doing your job,
"Captain," then stay out of my way!
**[09:39] Ku**
I see.
**[09:40] Ku**
You're the kind of fool
that's right up Nero's alley.
**[09:50] Ky**
Nice. We hit the jackpot.
**[09:53] Ku**
I'll handle two of them.
**[09:55] Ku**
You take out the other one.
**[09:57] Ky**
What? Don't be a stick in the mud.
**[10:00] Ky**
They're all mine!
**[10:02] Ku**
Desiring with supreme ardor...
**[10:02] Ky**
Summis desiderantes affectibus...
**[10:04] Ku**
Bring down the hammer against witches!
**[10:04] Ky**
Malleus Maleficarum!
**[10:06] Ky**
**[10:18] (Flashback) T**
Hey! Is someone in there?
**[10:22] (Flashback) T**
What are you doing in the storehouse?
**[10:28] (Flashback) K**
I'm Kiseki...
**[10:33] (Flashback) T**
Kiseki's my little sister?!
**[10:36] (Flashback) D**
The daughters of the Kusanagi family
**[10:38] (Flashback) D**
are always born as demons.
**[10:41] (Flashback) D**
For generations, it's been established practice
**[10:43] (Flashback) D**
to kill our daughters as soon as they're born.
**[10:47] (Flashback) D**
But...
**[10:49] (Flashback) D**
The demons' powers grew by the year,
**[10:52] (Flashback) D**
until, eventually, my daughter
was born immortal.
**[10:56] (Flashback) D**
Whether you behead her, or skewer her heart,
**[11:00] (Flashback) D**
the Hundred Demons of the Night—
**[11:01] (Flashback) D**
Kiseki can't be killed!
**[11:09] (Flashback) D**
Kiseki got out of her cage!
**[11:16] (Flashback) D**
You choose.
**[11:18] (Flashback) D**
Kill your little sister,
**[11:21] (Flashback) D**
or protect her.
**[11:24] (Flashback) D**
It's up to you...
**[11:39] (Flashback) K**
Takeru-kun?
**[11:43] (Flashback) K**
Kill me.
**[11:45] (Flashback) K**
Please kill me, Takeru-kun!
**[11:50] (Flashback) T**
I can't...
**[11:52] (Flashback) T**
I-I can't...
**[11:54] (Flashback) T**
kill my own sister!
**[11:56] (Flashback) K**
You're...
**[11:59] (Flashback) K**
my brother?
**[12:03] (Flashback) H**
Destroy...
**[12:06] (Flashback) K**
Stop it!
**[12:07] (Flashback) H**
I want to destroy it all!
**[12:07] (Flashback) K**
That's not how I feel!
**[12:10] (Flashback) H**
Destroy...
**[12:12] (Flashback) K**
Kill me...
**[12:13] (Flashback) K**
Save me, Takeru-kun!
**[12:24] (Flashback) D**
It's your fault.
**[12:25] (Flashback) D**
It's all your fault!
**[12:30] T**
Kiseki...
**[12:32] O**
Kusanagi?
**[12:34] O**
Are you awake?
**[12:35] T**
Ohtori?
**[12:37] O**
I'm sorry, Kusanagi.
**[12:39] O**
This is all my fault.
**[12:42] T**
What are you talking about?
**[12:44] T**
Because of you, I got to spend
time with my sister outside.
**[12:48] T**
Forget blaming you. I should be thanking you.
**[12:51] O**
I wanted to share at least
some of your burden.
**[12:56] T**
Why would you go that far for me?
**[13:00] O**
I'm deeply indebted to you.
**[13:04] O**
Over the past few months,
**[13:06] O**
I've started to find peace
**[13:08] O**
in the 35th Platoon's activities.
**[13:11] O**
You might find it silly that
**[13:13] O**
I'm calling platoon work peaceful,
**[13:17] O**
but to me, that is the undeniable truth.
**[13:20] O**
As someone who's lived only for revenge,
**[13:24] O**
I find this calm very comforting.
**[13:26] O**
I managed to find things I never
**[13:30] O**
thought I'd have again.
**[13:33] O**
And you were the one who gave it all to me.
**[13:37] O**
You changed me.
**[13:40] O**
Besides, you forcibly took
**[13:43] O**
on half my burden.
**[13:45] (Flashback) T**
I won't give you the cliché line about
nothing good coming from revenge.
**[13:50] (Flashback) T**
But in return,
**[13:54] (Flashback) T**
let me carry half your burden.
**[13:56] O**
So,
**[13:59] O**
you know,
**[14:01] O**
let me carry half your burden, too.
**[14:06] O**
You're not alone, Kusanagi.
**[14:10] T**
Thank you, Ohtori.
**[14:13] N**
Er... is this it?
**[14:17] N**
Oh, there you are, Kusanagi-kun!
**[14:20] T**
President Hoshijiro!
**[14:23] H**
I know a few of the guards here.
**[14:26] H**
I begged them for the keys as a favor.
**[14:30] H**
Anyway, the vehicle transporting
your little sister
**[14:33] H**
was attacked by Valhalla.
**[14:37] H**
You should head to the scene at once.
**[14:42] T**
You guys!
**[14:45] U**
We heard everything.
**[14:47] U**
There might not be much
we can do, but we'll help.
**[14:51] M**
Your little sister's in trouble.
**[14:53] M**
You'd better let us help you.
**[14:55] I**
Giving you a ride is
**[14:57] I**
the most I can offer, though.
**[15:01] T**
Thanks.
**[15:03] T**
I'd be really grateful for that.
**[15:06] T**
I need
**[15:08] T**
your help to save my sister.
**[15:11] U**
S-Something's not right.
**[15:13] M**
Knowing Takeru, I thought for sure
**[15:15] M**
he'd say something like,
"I can't let you guys get involved."
**[15:18] O**
Wh-What? Why are you glaring at me?
**[15:21] U**
Ohtori, might something have happened
between you two down in solitary?
**[15:24] M**
Takeru accepting our help
this easily is totally weird!
**[15:29] O**
Wh-What is wrong with you?
**[15:30] O**
This isn't the time or place for that crap!
**[15:32] O**
Quit your nonsense and get in the car already!
**[15:43] Ku**
Kurogane here.
We've eliminated all the obstacles.
**[15:47] O**
So this was it, after all.
**[15:50] O**
I knew this one sounded
different from the rest.
**[15:53] O**
Trust me to pick the right one.
**[15:57] O**
I'm Orochi, one of the leaders of Valhalla.
**[16:01] O**
Pleased to meet you,
**[16:02] O**
witch-hunter whelps.
**[16:04] Ku**
Kirigaya, go ahead and escort
**[16:07] Ku**
the subject to the destination.
**[16:10] Ku**
He's too much for you to handle.
**[16:12] Ku**
Focus on doing your job.
**[16:14] Ku**
That's all you need to do.
**[16:23] O**
Are you sure about this?
**[16:25] O**
I'm really strong, you know.
**[16:27] Ku**
Desiring with supreme ardor...
**[16:29] Ku**
Bring down the hammer against witches.
**[16:34] O**
Damn! A hybrid?
**[16:36] O**
Did I end up drawing the short straw?
**[16:40] T**
Can't we go any faster, Lapis?!
**[16:44] F**
Going faster would be rash.
**[16:45] F**
We wouldn't have enough mana for combat.
**[16:49] T**
I don't care. Just step on it!
**[17:00] Ky**
No matter how you look at it,
**[17:02] Ky**
an Inquisitor guarding a heretic is messed up!
**[17:15] Ky**
This is what you meant by
**[17:17] Ky**
doing my job, right, Captain?
**[17:23] Ky**
You bastards took everything from me.
**[17:26] Ky**
If it weren't for you...
**[17:31] Ky**
Rest in peace, monster.
**[17:34] T**
Kyoya!
**[17:38] T**
Do you have any idea what you're doing?
**[17:41] Ky**
Isn't it obvious?
**[17:43] Ky**
I'm trying to kill your little sister!
**[17:47] T**
What did Kiseki ever do to you?
**[17:49] Ky**
That doesn't matter!
**[17:51] Ky**
I just can't stand the fact that
**[17:54] Ky**
there are heretics living shamelessly among us.
**[17:57] Ky**
So I'm gonna massacre them. That's all.
**[18:04] N**
That's the way, Master!
**[18:06] N**
Hate everything and everyone,
**[18:09] N**
and I'll grant all your wishes.
**[18:12] N**
Let's take our revenge together!
**[18:14] Ky**
Yoshimizu...
**[18:16] T**
Did you turn him into this?
**[18:19] N**
He's the one who wished for this.
**[18:21] N**
So it's my job to keep fanning
**[18:25] N**
his flames in this form.
**[18:28] N**
And my reward is revenge!
**[18:31] T**
Kyoya, that's not Yoshimizu!
**[18:34] T**
Your teammates would never want this!
**[18:37] Ky**
Don't you dare speak of my comrades!
**[18:42] Ky**
Long-Barrel Fragshot!
**[18:45] L**
Keep running, my host.
**[18:56] Ky**
Slugshot!
**[19:08] Ky**
Wha—
**[19:09] L**
Flexible Material Booster, full throttle.
**[19:13] T**
Kusanagi double-edged art:
**[19:15] Ky**
Sawed-off Buckshot!
**[19:17] T**
Yamata-no-Orochi!
**[19:28] T**
There's no time to waste.
**[19:31] T**
Lapis, where's Kiseki?
**[19:33] L**
My host, focus on the immediate threat.
**[19:37] Ky**
I'm not done yet...
**[19:41] T**
Give it a rest, Kyoya.
**[19:44] T**
You'll die if you keep this up.
**[19:46] Ky**
Shut it!
**[19:48] Ky**
You think I'd do this
without being prepared to die—
**[19:54] Ky**
What?
**[19:55] O**
Sorry I'm late.
**[19:57] O**
Saionji's locked on to him
from up on a rooftop, too.
**[20:00] O**
It's all right now.
**[20:06] Ky**
Every single one of you is blind.
**[20:08] Ky**
You'll regret not killing
her right here and now.
**[20:12] Ky**
I hope you learn your lesson,
you ignorant puppets!
**[20:18] T**
Kyoya!
**[20:19] O**
There's a river below.
**[20:20] O**
And if he's got a Relic Eater,
it will keep him alive.
**[20:24] O**
Forget about him.
**[20:25] O**
Let's take this chance to grab
your sister and return to the academy.
**[20:35] K**
Onii-chan, I'm sorry.
**[20:39] T**
I'll protect you, no matter what.
**[20:41] T**
I'll create a home for you in this world!
**[20:48] S**
Do you understand, Kusanagi-kun?
**[20:50] S**
Your sister's powers
**[20:52] S**
grant her wishes.
**[20:56] S**
So while it's impossible for us to kill her,
**[20:59] S**
she'd gladly let you do it.
**[21:04] K**
Stop.
**[21:06] K**
Don't show
**[21:08] K**
Onii-chan...
**[21:09] K**
Stop it!
**[21:14] D**
Help me!
**[21:18] D**
Kill me!
**[21:29] K**
I... tried really hard...
**[21:35] K**
So...
**[21:37] T**
Kiseki...
**[21:40] K**
So it's about time, right?
**[21:44] K**
Together, let's...
**[21:48] H**
Hallelujah!
**[21:54] H**
Sorry to keep you waiting,
Kusanagi Kiseki-san.
**[21:57] H**
I'm here to pick you up!
**[21:58] H**
You're meant to be a harbinger
of chaos, together with us!
**[22:01] K**
Onii-chan!
**[22:02] H**
Come with us!
**[22:04] K**
No!
***SIGN*** Supreme Wish
# 12 - Supreme Wish
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:01] K**
I... tried really hard...
**[00:07] K**
So...
**[00:09] T**
Kiseki...
**[00:12] K**
So it's about time, right?
**[00:16] K**
Together, let's...
**[00:21] H**
Hallelujah!
**[00:26] H**
Sorry to keep you waiting,
Kusanagi Kiseki-san.
**[00:28] H**
I'm here to pick you up!
**[00:30] H**
You're meant to be a harbinger
of chaos, together with us!
**[00:34] H**
Come with us!
**[00:37] K**
Onii-chan!
**[00:39] K**
No!
**[00:45] U**
What is that?
**[00:46] I**
Looks like the worst-case
scenario has come to pass.
**[00:50] I**
Usagi, let's regroup!
**[00:54] O**
Did that punk act on his own again?
**[01:13] So**
Your wish has come true,
**[01:16] So**
Chairman of the Alchemist Board of Directors,
**[01:19] So**
Suginami Suzaku-san.
**[01:21] Suz**
Incredible! What is that?
**[01:24] Suz**
Is a creature like that really allowed to exist?
**[01:27] Suz**
Can it be cloned?
**[01:30] So**
Impossible.
**[01:32] Suz**
That's a shame.
**[01:34] So**
We sacrificed an entire area
**[01:36] So**
to satisfy your curiosity.
**[01:38] So**
We've ended up with huge losses.
**[01:41] Suz**
Allow us to help you
**[01:43] Suz**
clean up this mess.
**[01:46] So**
No,
**[01:47] So**
we might not need to.
**[01:51] Suz**
Whatever could you mean?
**[01:53] So**
I'm talking about our ultimate weapon.
**[01:58] So**
Chairman, would you like
to make a bet with me?
**[02:02] So**
Will Kusanagi Takeru be able
**[02:04] So**
to kill his sister or not?
**[02:07] So**
Let's place our bets.
***SIGN*** Episode 12: "Supreme Wish"
**[03:46] H**
Coming to pick you up was all well and good,
**[03:49] H**
but I wasn't expecting this much chaos.
**[03:52] H**
No wonder Valhalla wants you.
**[03:55] H**
Whoa, there.
**[03:57] H**
I would ask you not
to get me caught up in this,
**[04:01] H**
but I'm sure you're not listening.
**[04:06] O**
Are you okay, Kusanagi?!
**[04:09] H**
You're Mari-san's friend, are you not?
**[04:12] H**
Fancy meeting you here.
**[04:15] H**
Did you know?
**[04:17] H**
Dangerous liaisons begin
**[04:20] H**
with chance meetings.
**[04:21] O**
Hand over Kusanagi!
**[04:24] H**
He's bait.
**[04:26] H**
For this Hundred Demons of the Night,
who seems to love her family.
**[04:30] H**
I can't afford to let him go easily.
**[04:33] O**
Then I'll take him back with force!
**[04:40] H**
You are beautiful when you're angry!
**[04:43] H**
Leaving you to be consumed
by these demons would be a waste!
**[04:52] H**
Your Relic Eater's ability is
to unravel magic sequences, I believe?
**[04:56] H**
It's no big deal if I combat you in
**[04:58] H**
in close quarters,
without going witch hunter.
**[05:06] H**
Now, let me hear more
of your beautiful screams!
**[05:12] H**
Such a boorish lump of meat.
**[05:14] N**
We don't have time to mess around.
**[05:17] O**
Can you hear me, Vlad?
**[05:19] V**
What is it, provisional master?
**[05:21] O**
Form a contract with me.
**[05:23] V**
Oh? Are you sure?
**[05:26] O**
Yes, I am.
**[05:27] V**
Didn't you form a provisional contract
**[05:29] V**
with me for revenge?
**[05:31] V**
I thought you said you wouldn't accept me
**[05:34] V**
before you faced your target.
**[05:37] O**
I realized that now
**[05:38] O**
is the time to use these powers.
**[05:41] O**
I won't stop fighting to avenge my family,
**[05:44] O**
and the regret and despair they suffered.
**[05:46] O**
But if
**[05:47] O**
the people living by my side now are in danger,
**[05:52] O**
I won't have any hesitation in accepting you!
**[05:55] O**
I'll fight with everything I have!
**[05:58] V**
If you had tried to form a blood pact with me
**[06:01] V**
for something as petty as revenge,
**[06:03] V**
I would've eaten you alive.
**[06:06] V**
But I find your current desire noble.
**[06:08] V**
In fact, I'm rather touched by it.
**[06:11] V**
Very well. Our contract is thus formed.
**[06:13] V**
I shall give you all I have!
**[06:16] V**
In return, provide me ample entertainment!
**[06:19] O**
Desiring with supreme ardor...
**[06:21] O**
Bring down the hammer against witches!
**[06:25] H**
Nacht, do you think there's room
for a little more fun and games?
**[06:28] N**
Are you kidding me?
**[06:30] N**
Can't you tell by how the demons are acting?
**[06:41] H**
I can't hold back!
**[06:43] H**
Orochi and the rest
can handle securing the target.
**[06:45] H**
I'll have some fun with her!
**[06:47] O**
I'll protect them all.
**[06:49] O**
My friends, Kusanagi,
**[06:52] O**
and his little sister.
**[06:54] H**
You may have gained a witch-hunter form,
**[06:56] H**
but it's merely a tiny drop
of hope on this canvas of despair!
**[07:09] H**
You're quite good.
**[07:11] O**
Vlad!
**[07:11] ---**
Very well.
**[07:13] V**
Flexible Material Booster, full throttle.
**[07:16] N**
Berserk Enchant!
**[07:18] O**
Pierce,
**[07:19] O**
Vampire!
**[07:28] O**
Kusanagi!
**[07:32] M**
Aurora Bullet!
**[07:35] O**
Nikaido?
**[07:38] M**
As if I'd miss the chance
to see you in trouble!
**[07:41] U**
We don't have time for chitchat.
**[07:44] U**
We're getting away!
**[07:45] O**
You guys...
**[07:50] I**
This is his sister's power, huh?
**[07:52] I**
I'd heard about it,
**[07:54] I**
but I didn't think it'd be this brutal.
**[07:56] O**
So Kusanagi did tell you about it?
**[07:58] I**
My word. You're getting
jealous in this situation?
**[08:02] I**
How relaxed.
**[08:03] O**
Quit with the jokes.
**[08:04] O**
If there's anything else you know, tell us.
**[08:06] O**
We have to stop her, somehow.
**[08:09] I**
In order to suppress her,
**[08:11] I**
you have to keep killing
**[08:13] I**
her overflowing powers
until her frenzy dies down.
**[08:16] I**
It seems only she,
**[08:18] I**
the main body, is immortal,
**[08:20] I**
so the stuff on the outside can be put down.
**[08:23] M**
We have to keep destroying these things?
**[08:25] U**
For how long?
**[08:27] I**
No idea.
**[08:28] I**
It could be a few hours;
it could last for days;
**[08:32] I**
or it could go on until
the world is destroyed.
**[08:36] I**
Killing Kiseki is impossible, too.
**[08:39] I**
As long as she doesn't want
to be killed by someone else,
**[08:42] I**
her powers will keep rejecting death.
**[08:45] I**
If anybody has a chance to kill her, it's...
**[08:58] I**
Ow...
**[09:00] O**
Right now, we have no choice but
to eliminate as much of this as we can.
**[09:03] O**
We'll still stand a chance if backup arrives!
**[09:07] U**
How's Kusanagi?
**[09:09] O**
His Relic Eater's healing his wounds.
**[09:11] O**
There might be a different
reason why he's not coming to.
**[09:15] I**
Even if he does come to,
**[09:17] I**
he might be forced to kill his sister.
**[09:20] M**
I'm not gonna let him
**[09:23] M**
carry any more burdens!
**[09:25] M**
It's our turn to help carry his!
**[09:28] O**
That's right.
**[09:30] O**
Coming from you, very well said.
**[09:32] M**
What's your problem?
Do you have to be that annoying right now?
**[09:35] O**
Vlad!
**[09:36] V**
You have already lost a lot
**[09:38] V**
of blood due to using hallmark magic.
**[09:41] V**
You should keep your mana reserves in mind.
**[09:43] O**
I don't care!
**[09:44] O**
It'll all be for nothing
if we don't make it through this!
**[09:47] V**
Very well.
**[09:50] O**
Nikaido Mari.
**[09:52] O**
I leave these two and Kusanagi to you.
**[09:55] M**
Hey!
**[09:56] O**
Killing his own little sister?
**[09:59] O**
Going through the same suffering I did?
**[10:01] O**
I'll never let Kusanagi experience that!
**[10:08] K**
Orange hair. Hate you.
**[10:11] K**
Girl who took Onii-chan away from me...
**[10:13] K**
I'm the only one who can stay by his side!
**[10:19] T**
*What have I been doing all this while?*
**[10:24] T**
*Five years ago,*
**[10:26] T**
* I became the root cause of all this*
* by not being able to do anything.*
**[10:30] T**
*Back then...*
**[10:32] T**
*Be it protecting her, or killing her,*
**[10:36] T**
* I should've made a decision*
* instead of running away.*
**[10:42] T**
*It might have changed everything.*
**[10:45] L**
It's still not too late.
**[10:51] L**
If you wish for it,
**[10:53] L**
I shall grant you power.
**[10:57] L**
I exist to fulfill your desires,
**[11:01] L**
so there's no need for you to turn me down.
**[11:05] L**
I am your beloved blade,
**[11:08] L**
and you are my beloved master.
**[11:11] L**
I shall offer you everything...
**[11:15] L**
Offer you all of my true powers.
**[11:19] L**
So in return,
**[11:22] L**
please give me everything you have.
**[11:25] L**
Question 3:
Can you abandon what is precious to you
**[11:29] L**
in order to achieve your goals?
**[11:34] L**
Now I will ask my final question:
**[11:37] L**
Will you...
**[11:39] L**
Will you abandon your own humanity
**[11:42] L**
and desire me in order to achieve your goals?
**[12:08] L**
Is that your wish?
**[12:21] L**
Soul seized from puppet Kusanagi Takeru.
**[12:25] L**
Executing program. Injecting mana.
**[12:28] L**
Commencing soul integration.
**[12:31] L**
Time required to complete process: unknown.
**[12:34] L**
Continuing fusion.
**[12:36] L**
Mistelteinn will hereby leave
**[12:39] L**
the control of the Inquisition.
**[12:41] L**
Activating god-hunter mode.
**[12:44] L**
Wake up.
**[12:47] L**
It is time for the god-hunt.
***SIGN*** Lapis Lazuli
***SIGN***
**[12:58] K**
Orange hair. Hate you.
**[13:00] K**
I'm the only one who can stay by his side!
**[13:04] O**
A heretical power that destroys one's mind
**[13:06] O**
by forcibly fulfilling their desires?
**[13:08] K**
Stop it...
**[13:10] K**
I don't feel
**[13:13] K**
that way...
**[13:15] K**
Don't grant it!
**[13:17] K**
Liar. You know.
**[13:20] K**
Onii-chan promised
**[13:22] K**
to die with me.
**[13:26] K**
Those who try to take Onii-chan...
**[13:28] K**
Disappear. Die.
**[13:32] O**
You won't defile
**[13:34] O**
my friend's family any further!
**[13:38] O**
Vlad, how many minutes
have passed since we began combat?
**[13:41] V**
A little under five minutes.
**[13:43] O**
Let's head back.
My friends could be in danger by now.
**[13:45] V**
Enemies coming from the ground!
**[13:48] O**
No way!
**[13:48] K**
Don't take Onii-chan away.
**[13:51] K**
Go away. Disappear.
**[13:54] O**
Out of my way!
**[14:00] M**
As if I'd lose!
**[14:03] M**
That stubborn girl
**[14:05] M**
left these three to me!
**[14:08] U**
I'm running out of ammunition!
**[14:10] I**
This is the last. Use it responsibly.
**[14:14] I**
I guess we'll only last
another five minutes, at most.
**[14:16] U**
I'll fight until the very end.
**[14:18] U**
The words "give up"
**[14:20] U**
don't exist in Saionji Usagi's dictionary!
**[14:27] O**
What?!
**[14:34] O**
Is that you, Kusanagi?
**[14:38] T**
Yeah.
**[14:40] T**
Still me.
**[14:41] O**
Thank goodness you're all right.
**[14:44] O**
If you, me, and those three work together...
**[14:50] O**
Wh-What? My power's been sucked out...
**[14:54] O**
Why, Kusanagi?
**[14:57] M**
Takeru, you...
**[15:00] T**
Mari, Usagi, Suginami...
**[15:03] T**
Take care of Ohtori.
**[15:06] T**
I don't have time to explain.
**[15:08] T**
While I'm still myself,
**[15:10] T**
take her and get out of here.
**[15:13] M**
But what about you?
**[15:18] O**
Kusanagi!
**[15:20] O**
Don't go!
**[15:22] O**
You shouldn't carry the same burden as me!
**[15:26] O**
No matter what the reason,
**[15:28] O**
you can't kill family with your own hands!
**[15:32] O**
Even if it's for her sake!
**[15:37] T**
I...
**[15:42] T**
I'm not going to fight just for my sister.
**[15:46] T**
Sorry, Ohtori.
**[15:48] T**
I don't think
**[15:51] T**
I can walk by your side anymore.
**[15:55] M**
Don't go, Takeru!
**[15:57] M**
I don't really get it, but just don't!
**[16:01] U**
You're our captain!
**[16:03] U**
You'd better not abandon your post!
**[16:08] T**
Forgive me, guys.
**[16:11] M**
Takeru!
**[16:21] T**
Kiseki!
**[16:23] K**
You're finally going to put an end to this.
**[16:27] T**
That may be salvation to you, but I...
**[16:34] H**
Nice!
**[16:35] H**
A guy trying to end the life
**[16:38] H**
of a loved one is a sight to behold!
**[16:40] T**
Out of my way!
**[16:41] T**
I don't have much time left!
**[16:44] H**
I'm afraid I can't.
**[16:47] H**
Your little sister is a VIP to us in Valhalla.
**[16:51] H**
I'll take her with me, even if I have to kill her.
**[16:53] K**
Don't!
**[16:54] K**
We'll die together. Stay out of the way.
**[16:56] K**
Onii-chan will die with me.
**[16:58] K**
Don't go anywhere.
**[17:00] K**
Stay by my side.
**[17:02] H**
I can't believe you transformed
**[17:04] H**
to god-hunter mode to kill your own sister.
**[17:07] H**
I guess I really do
**[17:09] H**
have to kill you here.
**[17:11] K**
Onii-chan will die?
**[17:15] K**
Right. Hurry.
**[17:17] K**
Hurry, together.
**[17:22] K**
I want to die already.
**[17:24] K**
Onii-chan will...
**[17:27] K**
It's all Onii-chan's fault.
**[17:29] K**
He turned me into this.
**[17:32] K**
Because he couldn't kill me back then.
**[17:35] T**
That's right!
**[17:37] T**
I couldn't kill Kiseki!
**[17:39] T**
That regret is what kept me alive until now!
**[17:42] T**
Back then, I was of two minds,
but chose neither.
**[17:47] T**
Now, I finally understand.
**[17:49] T**
I don't care how much I regret it.
**[17:52] T**
I'll stay true to my desires!
**[17:55] H**
That's rich, from a guy getting
his soul devoured by his Relic Eater!
**[17:59] H**
Until I breathe my last,
**[18:03] H**
I won't give up on my friends,
my sister,
**[18:06] H**
or my life!
**[18:09] H**
How naive.
**[18:11] H**
The ramblings of a pussy
who can't cast anything aside.
**[18:15] T**
I want to take Kiseki back!
**[18:18] T**
I want to go back to my friends, too!
**[18:20] T**
That's my wish!
**[18:22] K**
No! You have to die with me!
**[18:24] K**
I'll die with you!
**[18:26] K**
Stop it!
**[18:27] K**
The truth is, I want...
**[18:29] K**
Lies.
**[18:30] K**
It was nothing but suffering.
**[18:33] K**
Quit lying!
**[18:35] K**
You promised. You liar!
**[18:38] T**
Kiseki!
**[18:40] H**
Rest assured.
**[18:41] H**
Once I kill you,
**[18:43] H**
I'll send your little sister after you, too.
**[18:46] H**
I'm a man of my word.
**[18:50] H**
Of course, it'll be after she covers
**[18:52] H**
the world in despair for me!
**[18:55] T**
You scumbag!
**[18:56] K**
Liar!
**[18:59] K**
I'm not lying!
**[19:00] K**
I do want to die with Onii-chan,
**[19:03] K**
but right now, this is how I feel!
**[19:06] K**
Won't accept it.
**[19:07] K**
Lies. Love Onii-chan.
**[19:09] K**
Lies. Hate.
**[19:11] K**
Lies. Love.
**[19:12] T**
Kiseki!
**[19:12] K**
Wanna kill. Don't wanna kill.
**[19:14] K**
Wanna destroy. Don't wanna destroy.
**[19:15] K**
Wanna kill. Don't wanna kill.
**[19:16] K**
Wanna destroy. Don't wanna destroy.
**[19:17] H**
Is the internal conflict
making it break down?
**[19:19] N**
Isn't this bad?
**[19:21] T**
Step aside!
**[19:23] H**
Nacht!
**[19:24] N**
Berserk Enchant!
**[19:26] T**
Ragnarok Enchant!
**[19:28] T**
Kusanagi double-edged art:
**[19:31] T**
Yamata-no-Orochi!
**[19:37] T**
Kiseki!
**[19:40] T**
Where are you?!
**[19:49] K**
Onii-chan...
**[19:58] K**
Onii-chan?
**[20:00] T**
Yeah. Let's go back together.
**[20:06] D**
Are you going
**[20:08] D**
to make me suffer again?
**[20:11] T**
Maybe.
**[20:14] T**
But until I can truly save you,
**[20:18] T**
I will stand up as many times as it takes.
**[20:30] Suz**
What? Over already?
**[20:35] O**
Good grief.
**[20:37] O**
Guess we'll have to retreat for now.
**[20:40] O**
Back to the drawing board, Kanaria!
**[20:43] Kan**
Roger that.
**[20:44] Kan**
Tch.
**[20:50] So**
Hey, Orochi-kun.
**[20:52] So**
It's been 150 years.
**[20:55] So**
How've you been?
**[20:57] O**
Ohtori Sougetsu.
**[20:59] O**
Are you trying to use Takeru to
make history repeat itself?
**[21:04] So**
Do your best to try and fight it.
**[21:07] So**
A finger has already been
placed on the trigger of war.
**[21:11] So**
Whether you like it or not,
**[21:14] So**
hell shall descend upon us again,
**[21:16] So**
Kusanagi Orochi-kun.
**[21:19] O**
Kusanagi!
**[21:20] M**
Takeru!
**[21:21] M**
Thank goodness you're safe!
**[21:23] O**
You saved your sister?
**[21:26] T**
Nah, I wouldn't say that.
**[21:30] T**
As it stands,
**[21:32] T**
I'll only be putting her through
more painful things.
**[21:36] M**
You can lean on me more, you know?
**[21:39] U**
Please don't suffer alone.
**[21:42] I**
Good grief. You're such a worrywart.
**[21:47] O**
Let us carry
**[21:50] O**
half of your burden, too.
**[21:56] T**
Thank you.
**[22:11] T**
***SIGN*** Freshmen
35th Test Platoon