# Season 1
# 1 - Move Out! Small Fry Platoon!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:30] Takeru**
This is the worst way to die...
**[00:41] Usagi**
Kusanagi!
**[00:42] Usagi**
Please answer me!
**[00:47] Ikaruga**
I can't see through all the smoke!
**[00:49] Ikaruga**
Where are you?
**[00:53] Takeru**
And my life was just getting started, too...
**[01:08] Lapis**
Congratulations.
***SIGN*** Episode 1: "Move Out! Small Fry Platoon!"
**[01:35] Student A**
Isn't that the sword-nut
of the small fry platoon?
**[01:38] Student B**
Oh, the idiot who charged in with
nothing but a sword at training recently?
**[01:42] Student A**
Get a load of that thing dangling at his hip.
**[01:45] Student B**
Japanese swords haven't been relevant
since long before the Great War.
**[01:49] ---**
Is he stupid?
**[01:50] Student A**
Of course he's stupid.
**[01:54] Takeru**
Shrug it off.
**[01:56] Takeru**
Don't get mad at them just
for mocking your sword.
**[02:01] Takeru**
* To clear the huge debts my late parents left me,*
* and to take care of my beloved little sister,*
**[02:06] Takeru**
*I must become a highly-paid inquisitor.*
**[02:11] Takeru**
* Ancestors, please forgive me*
* for letting you down.*
***SIGN*** Freshmen 35th Test Platoon
**[02:19] Karuga**
Come in.
**[02:21] Usagi**
H-Hey!
**[02:21] Usagi**
Wait—
**[02:29] Usagi**
N-N-N—
**[02:34] Takeru**
Not this again...
**[02:37] Usagi**
Wait, why are *you* crying?
**[02:42] Usagi**
What is the meaning of this?!
**[02:44] Usagi**
Ordinarily, shouldn't I be the one crying?
**[02:48] Takeru**
Uh, well...
**[02:49] Usagi**
Did I look that pitiful to you?
**[02:52] Usagi**
Was I really that comical?
**[02:54] Usagi**
Enough to bring you to tears?
**[02:56] Takeru**
No! In fact, you have a great body...
**[02:59] Usagi**
Pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!
**[03:03] Ikaruga**
I got some nice pictures out of that!
**[03:05] Ikaruga**
I never imagined he'd actually cry.
**[03:09] Takeru**
Ikaruga! This is your doing again?!
**[03:12] Takeru**
How many times have I told you
not to use Usagi as a plaything—
**[03:15] Ikaruga**
Maybe I should throw copies
of this all over campus.
**[03:20] Ikaruga**
"A Bunny Girl And The Boy Who
Burst Into Tears Upon Seeing Her."
**[03:24] Ikaruga**
Even I find the absurdity of it arousing.
**[03:28] Usagi**
What?
**[03:28] Usagi**
H-Hey, stop that!
**[03:31] Ikaruga**
This will fetch a pretty penny.
**[03:32] Usagi**
Stop it! Give me that camera!
**[03:36] Sougetsu**
Listen.
**[03:37] ---**
An inquisitor's job is to capture witches
and confiscate magic items.
**[03:43] Sougetsu**
Our aim is not to kill or destroy.
**[03:47] Ouka**
I know that, sir.
**[03:50] Ouka**
But killing that witch was the only way
I could have handled the situation.
**[03:54] Sougetsu**
Whatever your reasons,
you abandoned your duty as inquisitor.
**[04:00] Sougetsu**
I hope you're ready to face the consequences.
**[04:03] Ouka**
Am I...
**[04:05] ---**
fired?
**[04:06] Sougetsu**
Disbarred, to be precise.
**[04:10] Sougetsu**
You will go back to being a normal
student at Anti-Magic Academy.
**[04:16] Sougetsu**
You will be assigned to...
**[04:19] Sougetsu**
The 35th Test Platoon.
**[04:21] Sougetsu**
Also known as, "The Small Fry Platoon."
**[04:25] Ouka**
Small Fry Platoon?
**[04:28] Usagi**
Shouldn't we be coming up
with a plan of action?
**[04:32] Usagi**
It's been half a year since
we entered high school.
**[04:34] ---**
Half a year!
**[04:35] Usagi**
Do you know what our current points total is?
**[04:39] Takeru**
Z-Zero, I think?
**[04:41] Usagi**
Yes, zero! Zero points in half a year!
**[04:44] Usagi**
We must think of a way to
overcome this predicament!
**[04:49] Ikaruga**
With Kusanagi as our lone vanguard,
there's nothing we *can* do.
**[04:54] Takeru**
I'm sorry. I'm ashamed of myself.
**[04:56] Usagi**
Don't be so quick to apologize!
**[04:59] Usagi**
You're the captain!
**[05:01] Usagi**
Please act more like one!
**[05:03] Takeru**
That's easy for you to say.
**[05:05] Takeru**
I'm just not cut out for this,
on a fundamental level.
**[05:08] Ikaruga**
Oh, all right.
**[05:10] Ikaruga**
I suppose I can help.
**[05:14] Usagi**
How so?
**[05:15] Ikaruga**
I hear a D-rank magical item that'd gone missing
is going to be traded illegally tonight.
**[05:21] Ikaruga**
If we arrest the people involved,
we'll earn a fair amount of points, right?
**[05:26] Usagi**
That's awesome!
**[05:28] Sougetsu**
Good afternoon, children!
**[05:32] Takeru**
Chairman...
**[05:33] Sougetsu**
Did I startle you?
**[05:34] Sougetsu**
Did you go shot like you were down?
**[05:39] Ikaruga**
What do you want?
**[05:40] Ikaruga**
I thought a big shot like you would be
too busy to visit a dingy platoon like ours.
**[05:45] Sougetsu**
Impertinent as usual, I see.
**[05:48] Sougetsu**
I hear nothing but bad things about you kids,
**[05:51] Sougetsu**
but I personally like how you
stick out like a sore thumb.
**[05:56] Sougetsu**
Even so, your platoon's performance
leaves much to be desired.
**[06:02] Sougetsu**
Which is why I'm here...
**[06:04] Sougetsu**
I've brought backup for
the 35th Test Platoon.
**[06:08] Takeru**
Backup?
**[06:10] Sougetu**
Come on in.
**[06:13] Sougetsu**
Former official inquisitor, Ohtori Ouka.
**[06:15] Sougetsu**
She has transferred to the
high school division for reasons.
**[06:19] Ouka**
Nice to meet you.
**[06:20] Sougetsu**
Well, I hope you all get along well.
**[06:23] Takeru**
Ohtori Ouka...
**[06:27] Usagi**
I've heard of her...
**[06:29] Usagi**
In middle school, she was a top
student who became an inquisitor
**[06:33] ---**
in just a year and a half.
**[06:35] Sougetsu**
And she's also my daughter!
**[06:37] Sougetsu**
Don't you see the resemblance?
**[06:39] Sougetsu**
The shape of our eyebrows and our
noses, or our general cuteness?
**[06:44] Ouka**
I'm only his daughter on paper.
**[06:46] Ouka**
We aren't related by blood,
so please don't misconstrue.
**[06:50] Usagi**
I can't say I'm too fond of
prodigies and privileged kids.
**[06:55] Usagi**
Wait, do you know her?
**[06:58] Takeru**
Yeah.
**[07:02] Takeru**
We were... classmates.
**[07:04] Ikaruga**
And why did this Ohtori Ouka quit the
official inquisition to join our platoon?
**[07:09] Ouka**
Sorry, but I can't tell you the reason.
**[07:15] Sougetsu**
Well, I'll just leave you kids to it!
**[07:20] Takeru**
O-Ohtori...
**[07:22] Takeru**
L-Long time no see...
**[07:25] ---**
How've you been?
**[07:29] Ouka**
Who're you?
**[07:36] Ikaruga**
*Since this is your first day,*
**[07:38] ---**
*why don't you stand by at the platoon HQ?*
**[07:41] Ouka**
No. I'm fine.
**[07:42] ---**
I'll participate in the mission.
**[07:44] Ikaruga**
Really? I don't care either way,
but you sure are fired up.
**[07:48] Ouka**
*Relax. I won't hold you back.*
**[07:51] Ikaruga**
Then let me explain the mission once again.
**[07:53] Ikaruga**
* Our target this time is an*
* Andreff Jaeger anthology*
**[07:56] ---**
* written in the early years*
* of the witch hunt wars:*
**[07:59] Ikaruga**
*a first edition copy of* Unorthodox Psalms*.*
**[08:01] Ikaruga**
*Since it's not the original,*
**[08:02] ---**
* it's not powerful enough*
* to actually produce magic.*
**[08:05] Ikaruga**
* But when it was printed,*
* Andreff himself infused it with some.*
**[08:10] Ikaruga**
That magic makes readers go crazy and
drives them to suicide, apparently.
**[08:14] Takeru**
* She probably hacked into another*
* platoon's mission data again...*
**[08:18] Takeru**
Usagi, how are things on your end?
**[08:20] Usagi**
Th-There's only one place with lights on:
an office on the seventh floor.
**[08:24] Usagi**
I-I see two people!
**[08:26] Takeru**
*Okay. Seventh floor it is.*
**[08:28] Usagi**
I-I'm not nervous, you know!
**[08:31] Usagi**
I'm offended that you think that way.
**[08:34] Usagi**
I-I'm merely being cautious.
**[08:37] Takeru**
No one asked if you were nervous.
**[08:40] Takeru**
Ohtori.
**[08:41] Takeru**
Circle around the hallway
on the opposite side.
**[08:43] Takeru**
Once I give the signal, charge in.
**[08:46] Mafia A**
By the way, there's one
more thing I want you to buy.
**[08:50] Mafia A**
It's a first edition copy of *Unorthodox Psalms*.
**[08:53] Mari**
You're a complete and utter idiot.
**[08:56] Mari**
You underestimate the inquisitors far too much.
**[08:59] Mafia A**
Who cares if I'm discovered?
**[09:01] Mafia A**
I've got that thing you guys gave me.
**[09:04] Takeru**
Enemy spotted. One by the entrance.
**[09:07] Takeru**
Once I give the signal,
I'll jump out as a decoy.
**[09:09] Takeru**
*Ohtori, you shoot the guard.*
**[09:11] Ouka**
Roger.
**[09:12] Takeru**
* Usagi, begin sniping three*
* seconds after the signal.*
**[09:14] Usagi**
R-Roger.
**[09:16] Takeru**
*Ikaruga, keep watch on the surroundings.*
**[09:18] Ikaruga**
Roger.
**[09:22] Takeru**
All right.
**[09:23] Takeru**
Commence mission!
**[09:25] Mafia B**
Damn you!
**[09:32] Usagi**
*I did it, Kusanagi!*
**[09:34] Usagi**
I'm the best!
**[09:36] Takeru**
This is the inquisition!
**[09:37] Takeru**
You're under arrest on charges of
illegal possession and theft of magical items!
**[09:47] Takeru**
Um...
**[09:49] ---**
Usagi-san?
**[09:50] Usagi**
You saw my handiwork, didn't you?
Aren't I awesome?!
**[09:52] Usagi**
I blew both their heads off!
**[09:55] Takeru**
*You're not supposed to!*
**[09:57] Takeru**
Wait, did you shoot into the wrong building?
**[10:01] Usaig**
Th-This sort of thing can happen sometimes!
**[10:04] Takeru**
Like hell it can!
**[10:05] Mari**
I told you so.
**[10:08] Mari**
Well, have fun getting rid of them.
**[10:11] Takeru**
Wait!
**[10:11] Mafia C**
Don't move!
**[10:13] Mafia C**
He said he's with the inquisition.
**[10:17] ---**
Isn't this bad?
**[10:18] Mafia D**
Don't panic. Take a look.
**[10:21] Mafia D**
You're a student at Anti-Magic
Academy, aren't you?
**[10:24] Mafia D**
Are you alone?
**[10:27] Takeru**
I-I'm kinda lost, you see...
**[10:32] Mafia D**
Is that so?
**[10:33] Mafia**
You got lost, huh? Sucks to be you.
**[10:36] Mafia E**
Hey, look!
**[10:37] Mafia E**
This genius is packing a sword!
**[10:40] Mafia D**
I didn't realize today's
inquisitors were so old-fashioned!
**[10:44] Mafia D**
Amazing! We're up against a samurai!
**[10:47] Mafia F**
Are you a mental patient?
**[10:49] Mafia D**
End your sentences with
"gozaru," like a samurai!
**[10:58] Ikaruga**
Kusanagi! Don't listen to them!
**[11:01] Ikaruga**
If you lose your temper now,
things will really go south!
**[11:03] Mafia C**
Swords, eh?
**[11:05] ---**
What use do those have nowadays?
**[11:08] Mafia C**
Swords can't beat magic or guns.
**[11:10] Mafia C**
They're just scrap metal.
**[11:14] Ikaruga**
Aww, it's over now. Just do as you wish.
**[11:18] Mafia D**
Die, metal head!
**[11:22] Takeru**
Sweeping Magic Blade!
**[11:33] Mafia D**
Wh-What was that?
**[11:36] ---**
What did you do?!
**[11:41] Takeru**
Did you just say "scrap metal"?
**[11:45] Takeru**
Prepare to die, bastards...
**[11:47] Takeru**
And not in a normal way!
**[11:49] Takeru**
User of the Kusanagi double-edged art,
**[11:51] Takeru**
Kusanagi Takeru, will cut you down
whether you like it or not!
**[11:55] Mafia D**
Why, this little...
**[12:00] Takeru**
You aren't fit to be the rust on my blade,
so don't even think about it.
**[12:03] Takeru**
I'll show you a slash so brutal,
my sword won't even be bloodied!
**[12:08] Ikaruga/Text**
*Onii-chan...*
**[12:11] Ikaruga**
*Please don't make such a scary face.*
**[12:15] Ikaruga**
*Have you calmed down, Kusanagi?*
**[12:17] Ikaruga**
That was my voice, you sister lover.
**[12:20] Ikaruga**
How'd you like it?
Sounded like her, right?
**[12:22] Ikaruga**
Anyway...
**[12:24] ---**
*How are you getting out of this mess?*
**[12:29] Takeru**
I was just kidding.
**[12:30] Takeru**
It was a joke!
**[12:32] Takeru**
There's no such thing as a slash
that doesn't bloody the sword!
**[12:38] Mafia**
What?!
**[12:59] Takeru**
Wow...
**[13:01] Ouka**
Hey, you there.
**[13:03] ---**
Resistance is futile.
**[13:05] Ouka**
Just hand over *Unorthodox Psalms*.
**[13:08] Mafia A**
Drop dead, all of you!
**[13:11] Takeru**
Instant Magic?
**[13:12] Ouka**
Scumbag! Makes me sick to my stomach!
**[13:18] Mari**
Oh, dear. So he used it, huh?
**[13:24] Takeru**
A Dragoon?
**[13:26] Takeru**
Why does he have one of
the inquisition's weapons?!
**[13:27] Ikaruga**
This is bad!
**[13:29] Ikaruga**
Usagi, hurry to the sniping point!
**[13:31] Usagi**
Give me one more minute!
**[13:33] Takeru**
Ohtori!
**[13:34] Ouka**
Get down, and stay out of the way.
**[13:38] Mafia A**
Don't you look down on me.
**[13:39] Mafia A**
I'm not about to get arrested here!
**[13:44] Takeru**
Ohtori!
**[13:46] Mafia A**
Quit running around!
**[13:59] Mafia A**
Why'd it stop moving?
**[14:00] Mafia A**
Move! Move!
**[14:07] Ouka**
The old Dragoon has one glaring weakness:
the fragility of its joint drive mechanism.
**[14:11] Ouka**
Furthermore, it's not made
for close quarters combat.
**[14:14] Mafia A**
Damn it!
**[14:15] Ouka**
This is what happens when an
amateur tries to use a Dragoon.
**[14:19] Ouka**
I hope you learned your lesson.
**[14:20] Takeru**
She's in a league of her own...
**[14:26] Takeru**
Are you hurt, Ohtori?
**[14:28] Ouka**
I'm fine.
**[14:46] Takeru**
Well, uh...
**[14:48] ---**
D-Don't worry!
**[14:50] Takeru**
I'm more into flat chests.
**[14:54] Takeru**
S-Sorry! Just kidding!
That's not the issue here, is it?
**[14:57] Ouka**
Just get off of me already!
**[15:00] Takeru**
Wait, wait! Calm down, Ohtori!
**[15:05] Usagi**
Kusanagi! I did it!
**[15:07] Usagi**
I'm sure I hit the mark with that one!
**[15:09] Takeru**
It's gonna end up like this anyway, huh?
**[15:13] Ouka**
Hey! Don't fall asleep there!
**[15:16] Ouka**
What is wrong with this platoon?!
**[15:32] Usagi**
What are you playing at?
I demand an explanation!
**[15:35] Usagi**
Ever since then, you keep running off
to handle missions by yourself.
**[15:41] Usagi**
Don't you realize it's making us lose all face?
**[15:44] Ouka**
If you want to go on missions as a platoon,
then feel free to do so without me.
**[15:49] Ouka**
I want no part of it.
I'll be fine by myself.
**[15:51] Usagi**
I've never felt so insulted in my life!
**[15:54] Usagi**
Who do you think you are?!
**[15:56] Ikaruga**
Don't waste your breath.
**[15:57] Ikaruga**
She won't listen to anything you say.
**[16:00] Ikaruga**
She's only interested in her own goals.
**[16:03] Ouka**
Then let me make this clear.
**[16:06] Ouka**
First, Saionji. Your sniping
has a fatal flaw to it.
**[16:12] Ouka**
You crumble under pressure and lose all accuracy.
How can I trust you to have my back?
**[16:19] Ouka**
Next, Suginami.
**[16:21] ---**
You're a skilled mechanic. I'll give you that.
**[16:23] Ouka**
But you go too far with your modifications.
**[16:26] Ouka**
Don't stick a full-automatic
function on a 9mm pistol.
**[16:30] Ikaruga**
Yeah, yeah.
**[16:31] Ouka**
And Kusanagi, *you* should've been
the one to say what I just said.
**[16:37] Ouka**
Do you want your subordinates
to die pointless deaths?
**[16:40] Ouka**
You're a disgrace as a captain.
**[16:44] Takeru**
You may well be right.
**[16:47] Ouka**
You have no right to call
yourself an inquisitor.
**[16:55] Ikaruga**
Ability trumps everything for her, huh?
**[16:58] Ikaruga**
Is she incapable of trusting anyone but herself?
**[17:01] Takeru**
Well, she was pretty much on the money.
**[17:05] Takeru**
But...
**[17:06] Usagi**
What is it?
**[17:08] Takeru**
Well, she's one of us now,
so we gotta patch things up somehow.
**[17:12] Ikaruga**
But it doesn't seem like Miss High-and-Mighty
wants to play nice with us.
**[17:18] Takeru**
I have a plan...
***SIGN*** Small Fry Platoon New Member Welcoming Party
**[17:24] Usagi**
It's all finished, Kusanagi!
**[17:26] Usagi**
A masterpiece, even if I do say so myself!
**[17:29] Usagi**
It's an anko-and-cream shortcake my grandma
**[17:31] ---**
taught me to bake when I was a child!
**[17:34] Takeu**
Usagi, you really can cook, huh?
**[17:37] Ikaruga**
Now that we're on board with your
"plan," we can't back out...
**[17:41] Ikaruga**
But couldn't we have gone
with something better?
**[17:44] Takeru**
Don't worry!
**[17:46] Takeru**
Welcoming parties were highly
recommended in this book,
**[17:49] ---**
*How to Work with New Employees*.
**[17:52] Takeru**
I'm sure even Ohtori will open her
heart up to us a little after this!
**[17:56] Ikaruga**
You have a child's blind optimism...
**[17:58] Ouka**
I'm coming in.
**[18:02] Takeru**
Welcome to the 35th Platoon!
**[18:06] Ouka**
Partying during platoon activity hours?
**[18:11] Ouka**
Good for you, Captain.
**[18:13] Takeru**
Uh, actually, we did this for you...
**[18:16] Ouka**
Fraternizing isn't my thing.
**[18:19] Takeru**
Hey!
**[18:21] Takeru**
How'd you get that wound?
**[18:22] Ouka**
That's none of your business.
**[18:24] Takeru**
Hey!
**[18:25] Takeru**
Hang on a second.
**[18:26] Takeru**
I'll take care of it right away!
**[18:28] Ouka**
Besides, unlike you people, I didn't
become an inquisitor for fun and games.
**[18:34] Takeru**
Ohtori!
**[18:38] Takeru**
Wait! Where are you going?!
**[18:41] Ouka**
I told you it was none of your business.
**[18:45] Takeru**
But it is!
**[18:47] Takeru**
I'm your comrade, not to mention your captain.
**[18:51] Ouka**
I don't consider you
worthy to be my captain.
**[18:54] Ouka**
And I don't want to be your comrade, either.
**[18:56] Takeru**
I don't care how you see it.
I am your captain.
**[19:00] Takeru**
And I'm not about to leave an
injured member of my platoon alone!
**[19:05] Ouka**
Oh, do whatever you like!
**[19:12] Takeru**
Valhalla?
**[19:13] Ouka**
It's a magic association
which nobody knows much about.
**[19:16] Ouka**
It's quite likely that they were the
other party in that trade the other day.
**[19:21] Takeru**
And you're saying Valhalla was behind this, too?
**[19:24] Ouka**
Yes...
**[19:26] Takeru**
Let's go!
**[19:27] Ouka**
W-Wait!
**[19:28] Ouka**
You idiot!
**[19:31] Thug A**
Who the hell are you?!
**[19:39] Takeru**
Thanks for the help back there.
**[19:40] Ouka**
I'll go check on the container.
**[19:43] Ouka**
Restrain those two.
**[19:45] Takeru**
Sure.
**[19:49] Takeru**
I wonder how Ohtori is doing.
**[19:58] Takeru**
Are these...
**[20:02] Ouka**
Sorry...
**[20:04] ---**
I was too late...
**[20:07] ---**
It must have hurt...
**[20:10] Ouka**
But you don't have to suffer anymore.
**[20:13] Ouka**
You'll be fine now...
**[20:17] Ouka**
I'll shoulder it all for you.
**[20:21] Takeru**
Ohtori...
**[20:26] Takeru**
Hey!
**[20:29] Takeru**
What are you doing? Stop!
**[20:31] Ouka**
Move it!
**[20:32] Ouka**
I'm killing them!
**[20:33] Takeru**
You know what will happen if you
kill them right now, don't you?!
**[20:37] Takeru**
You really will lose your
inquisitor's license!
**[20:40] Ouka**
I'll kill them all!
**[20:42] Ouka**
These bastards! The witches! Everyone!
**[20:44] Takeru**
You can't!
**[20:46] Takeru**
Didn't you become an inquisitor so you
could prevent more victims like her?!
**[20:49] Ouka**
So you think I should just let them go,
**[20:51] Ouka**
after what they did?!
**[20:52] Takeru**
If you lose it now, there
will be more victims!
**[20:54] Ouka**
A witch killed my family!
**[20:59] Ouka**
A witch stole everything from me!
**[21:01] Ouka**
So I hate witches,
and everything to do with magic!
**[21:06] Ouka**
I vowed to dedicate my life to
the extermination of witches!
**[21:10] ---**
That has never changed,
and it never will until I die!
**[21:14] Takeru**
Ohtori...
**[21:19] Ouka**
If I work with others, they'll
get in the way of my revenge.
**[21:24] Ouka**
That's why I can't be your comrade.
**[21:30] Takeru**
Don't!
**[21:39] Takeru**
No, you can.
**[21:42] Takeru**
I won't pretend to understand
what you've gone through.
**[21:46] Takeru**
But I also won't give up
trying to become your comrade.
**[22:05] Lapis**
Kusanagi Takeru...
***SIGN*** Summon the Hero
# 2 - Summon the Hero
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:02] (Flashback) Sougetsu**
So, for our first day,
**[00:05] (Flashback) Sougetsu**
you'll participate in something
akin to a fight to the death.
**[00:09] Takeru**
*I won't let anyone beat me...*
**[00:10] Takeru**
*I'll defeat all of you*
**[00:13] Takeru**
* and show the world just*
* how awesome swordplay is!*
**[00:18] (Flashback) Takeru**
User of the Kusanagi double-edged art,
Kusanagi Takeru!
**[00:22] (Flashback) Takeru**
Ready or not, here I come!
**[00:28] (Flashback) Ouka**
I win.
**[00:30] Takeru**
*That was how I met Ohtori Ouka.*
***SIGN*** Episode 2: "Summon the Hero"
**[02:07] Student 1**
Did you hear about the new member
of the Small Fry Platoon?
**[02:11] Student 1**
They say she's a former witch hunter.
**[02:13] Student 2**
Why'd she join the Small Fry Platoon,
of all places...
**[02:20] (Flashback) Takeru**
I won't pretend to understand
what you've gone through.
**[02:23] (Flashback) Takeru**
But I also won't give up
trying to become your comrade.
**[02:28] Takeru**
*I went and said something so dramatic.*
**[02:30] Takeru**
*And even worse...*
**[02:32] Takeru**
*I said it to Ohtori Ouka.*
**[02:34] Sougetsu**
It seems you're still having trouble
getting along with your teammates.
**[02:37] Sougetsu**
Well, don't despair.
**[02:40] Sougetsu**
They may not be operating
very well as a team,
**[02:43] Sougetsu**
but as individuals,
they each possess immense talent.
**[02:45] Ouka**
Feel free to overestimate them, if you wish.
**[02:48] Ouka**
But I'm not interested.
**[02:49] Sougetsu**
Hmph. How very like you.
**[02:52] Sougetsu**
But one member of that platoon
is a Relic Eater candidate.
**[02:58] Ouka**
In that group?! Impossible!
**[03:01] Sougetsu**
We do not choose the candidates ourselves.
**[03:04] Sougetsu**
The Relic Eaters choose their own partners.
**[03:07] Sougetsu**
Didn't you go down that road yourself?
**[03:10] Ouka**
Well, I refuse to accept it.
**[03:11] Sougetsu**
Oh, bother...
**[03:13] Sougetsu**
Teenagers can be so difficult to handle.
**[03:17] Sougetsu**
Oh, Lapis. How long have you been here?
**[03:21] Sougetsu**
I hope you can form a contract soon.
**[03:27] Mari**
You stink, Haunted.
**[03:29] Haunted**
You sure took your sweet time.
**[03:32] Haunted**
Did you get that magical item fragment?
**[03:34] Mari**
This fragment was hardly worth getting.
**[03:37] Haunted**
That's not true.
**[03:40] Haunted**
After all, I'm a necromancer,
**[03:42] Haunted**
an alchemist,
**[03:44] Haunted**
and a summoner.
**[03:47] Haunted**
Doesn't an einherjar need
a weapon in order to fight?
**[03:51] Mari**
How many people did you kill this time?
**[03:55] Haunted**
About fifty, I estimate.
**[03:57] Haunted**
Don't worry.
**[03:59] Haunted**
Half of them were criminals.
**[04:02] Mari**
I'd kill you here and now
if I could get away with it.
**[04:06] Haunted**
As promised, I won't involve ordinary folk.
**[04:10] Haunted**
In Valhalla, our sole enemy is the Inquisition.
**[04:14] Haunted**
We will be victorious.
**[04:16] Haunted**
And we will abolish the discrimination
and prejudice witches face.
**[04:20] Mari**
You'd better keep that promise.
**[04:22] Haunted**
Well, then, may the valkyries be with you...
**[04:26] Haunted**
Nikaido Mari-san,
daughter of the great witch.
***SIGN*** Caramel
**[04:31] Usagi**
Take a look, Kusanagi!
**[04:33] Usagi**
An impressive 100% accuracy!
**[04:35] Usagi**
This is what I'm capable of!
**[04:37] Usagi**
The other day,
**[04:39] Usagi**
I was just a teensy-weensy bit
more nervous than I thought
**[04:42] Usagi**
and shot slightly off target.
**[04:45] Usagi**
But I promise that in the next mission,
I'll show off my true strength!
**[04:48] Ikaruga**
Shooting into the wrong building is
"slightly off target," eh?
**[04:52] Usagi**
Just you watch, Ohtori Ouka!
**[04:54] Usagi**
I won't let you run your mouth anymore!
**[04:56] Ouka**
You won't let me do what?
**[05:01] Takeru**
O-Ohtori,
**[05:02] Takeru**
let's all go eat lunch together, okay?
**[05:05] Ouka**
Is that an order? I thought I told you
that I don't accept you as my captain.
**[05:09] Takeru**
That's not how I meant it...
**[05:10] Ouka**
The chairman told me that
**[05:11] Ouka**
you're only trying to become an inquisitor
because you want the paycheck.
**[05:15] Takeru**
W-Well...
**[05:17] Ouka**
Don't think you can punish evil
with a selfish motive like that.
**[05:20] Ouka**
Have some shame, you petty plebeian!
**[05:22] Ouka**
Not only are you unqualified to be captain,
you're also unqualified to be an inquisitor!
**[05:26] Ikaruga**
What makes you think
you have the right to say that?
**[05:29] Ikaruga**
I mean, didn't you come to this academy because you were stripped of your rank of inquisitor?
**[05:34] Ikaruga**
I know what the other inquisitors call you...
**[05:40] Ikaruga**
"Calamity."
**[05:42] Ikaruga**
A plague who kills criminals
without being ordered to
**[05:45] Ikaruga**
and leaves bloodstains in her wake.
**[05:49] Usagi**
Whoa! Is that true?
**[05:51] Ouka**
I don't intend to deny your accusations.
**[06:02] Haunted**
It's so calm.
**[06:04] Haunted**
A sight you would never see
back when I was alive.
**[06:08] Haunted**
I suppose this is the sort of scene
the word "peace" tries to describe!
**[06:12] Haunted**
However,
**[06:13] Haunted**
this place contains nothing
that is necessary to humans!
**[06:17] Haunted**
For example...
**[06:19] Haunted**
There is no love!
**[06:21] Haunted**
There is no hope!
**[06:22] Haunted**
There is no lust!
**[06:23] Haunted**
There is no despair! There is no screaming!
**[06:25] Haunted**
There is no thrilling, bone-tingling insanity!
**[06:29] Haunted**
Children of peace, please show me...
**[06:32] Haunted**
The destruction of this era of peace!
**[06:34] Haunted**
And the end of tranquility!
**[06:44] Ouka**
You followed me?
**[06:45] Takeru**
Well, uh...
**[06:48] Takeru**
Are those your family's graves?
**[06:53] Ouka**
My parents and my little sister lie here.
**[06:57] Takeru**
You said they were...
**[06:59] Ouka**
Yeah, that's right.
**[07:02] Takeru**
What happened?
**[07:05] Takeru**
Could you tell me?
**[07:11] Ouka**
It happened nine years ago...
**[07:15] [SONG] Text**
You did well...
***SIGN*** But...
***SIGN*** You're out of time...
**[07:22] [SONG] Text**
I'm scared, Onee-chan.
**[07:26] [SONG] Text**
Ah... Ahhh...
***SIGN*** Smile.
**[07:38] Ouka**
Remember what I said?
**[07:40] Ouka**
I swore to devote my entire life
to the extermination of witches.
**[07:45] Ouka**
That's what I live for.
**[07:48] Ouka**
So when I'm faced with vicious criminals,
**[07:50] Ouka**
the blood rushes to my head.
**[07:52] Ouka**
I lose myself and pull the trigger,
calling it an execution or whatever.
**[07:57] Ouka**
The nickname "Calamity"
suits me perfectly.
**[08:00] Takeru**
You're wrong...
**[08:01] Ouka**
In what way am I wrong?
**[08:04] Ouka**
You said it, didn't you?
**[08:06] Ouka**
That you wouldn't give up
trying to be my comrade.
**[08:09] Ouka**
I abandoned my humanity
to defeat my enemies.
**[08:13] Ouka**
Could you do that?
**[08:17] Ouka**
I consider you guys obstacles to my revenge.
**[08:20] Ouka**
With that in mind, can you still say that
we'll be able to become comrades?
**[08:24] Takeru**
Well, I...
**[08:26] Takeru**
Say, Ohtori...
**[08:29] Takeru**
What's that?!
**[08:30] Ouka**
A terrorist attack?
**[08:31] Haunted**
Do your best,
**[08:33] Haunted**
most famous hero in the world!
**[08:36] Haunted**
Your target lies at Anti-Magic Academy!
**[08:38] Haunted**
The restricted zone where witches
who have sinned are in captivity!
**[08:42] Haunted**
Your mission is to rescue
the Valhalla dignitaries held there!
**[08:48] Ouka**
Ghouls! A necromancer's doing?!
**[08:54] Spriggan**
Send backup.
**[08:55] Ouka**
What's the situation?
**[08:56] Spriggan**
You're a Test Platoon student?
**[08:58] Spriggan**
We, the Knights of Spriggan,
will evacuate the civilians.
**[09:00] Spriggan**
Head back to the academy at once!
**[09:02] Ouka**
It's not just a necromancer and
his ghouls you're up against.
**[09:05] Ouka**
They couldn't have caused an
explosion like that by themselves.
**[09:09] Ouka**
What in the world is happening?
**[09:11] Spriggan**
Not sure.
**[09:12] Spriggan**
But according to my men on the scene,
**[09:15] Spriggan**
an einherjar has appeared.
**[09:23] Takeru**
Stupid Ohtori...
**[09:24] Takeru**
Why'd she have to run off by herself?
**[09:31] Lapis**
Still alive.
**[09:34] Takeru**
Huh?
**[09:35] Ikaruga**
Kusanagi!
**[09:36] Takeru**
Suginami?
**[09:37] Ikaruga**
Listen to this.
**[09:39] Sougetsu**
Attention all students.
**[09:41] Sougetsu**
We at the Inquisition are on
the brink of an unprecedented crisis.
**[09:45] Sougetsu**
The target, who appeared in the city,
**[09:47] Sougetsu**
s a hero who was summoned
from ancient times.
**[09:50] Sougetsu**
Namely, an "einherjar."
**[09:53] Sougetsu**
We suspect he is headed for
the Academy's restricted zone.
**[09:57] Sougetsu**
It's only a matter of time
before he reaches us.
**[10:00] Sougetsu**
However, we don't have the manpower
to fight him off right now.
**[10:03] Sougetsu**
Therefore, please lend us your strength.
**[10:07] Sougetsu**
Please fight alongside us!
**[10:09] Sougetsu**
Please take a stand, so we may bring
judgment down upon the loathsome witches!
**[10:13] Sougetsu**
Let's go together!
**[10:14] Sougetsu**
It's time for a witch-hunt!
**[10:16] Sougetsu**
Proper judgment for the heretics!
**[10:20] Sougetsu**
Now, then...
**[10:21] Sougetsu**
I wonder if those two will form a contract.
**[10:25] Takeru**
This is insane...
**[10:26] Ikaruga**
*You're the captain.*
**[10:28] Ikaruga**
We can run, or we can fight.
**[10:30] Ikaruga**
We'll go with whatever you choose.
**[10:33] Takeru**
*I think running is the better choice.*
**[10:36] Takeru**
There's no way we could
accomplish anything in this fight.
**[10:39] Takeru**
We can't even manage to confiscate
F-rank magical items.
**[10:43] Ikaruga**
But you're going to fight anyway.
Am I right?
**[10:47] Takeru**
Ohtori is on her way back
to the academy.
**[10:49] Takeru**
Her heart is filled with nothing
but hatred for witches.
**[10:52] Takeru**
That hatred is everything to her.
**[10:55] Takeru**
As far as I'm concerned,
Ohtori is a member of the 35th Platoon.
**[10:59] Takeru**
But she can't be stopped by normal means.
**[11:02] Takeru**
That's why, in order to stop her...
**[11:06] Takeru**
I'd like to first go hunt an einherjar.
**[11:11] Ouka**
What happened?!
**[11:14] Ouka**
Are you okay?!
**[11:16] Student**
Run away!
**[11:18] Student**
Students like us don't stand
a chance against that thing!
**[11:28] Ouka**
A barrier?
**[11:47] Ouka**
I can't... die yet...
**[11:50] Ouka**
I couldn't possibly accept my death coming
at the hands of a puny threat like this!
**[11:54] Ouka**
Never in a million years!
**[11:56] Ouka**
I wish I didn't have to use this, but...
**[11:59] Ouka**
Desiring with supreme ardor!
**[12:02] Ouka**
Bring down the hammer against witches!
**[12:05] Ouka**
It's an emergency.
Lend me your strength, Vlad.
***SIGN*** O h t o r i
***SIGN*** Ouka
**[12:19] Ouka**
It's an emergency.
Lend me your strength, Vlad.
**[12:22] Vlad**
Naturally.
**[12:23] Vlad**
I have appeared at your call.
**[12:26] Vlad**
And what is thy bidding,
provisional contractor?
**[12:29] Ouka**
Just shut up and listen to me.
**[12:32] Vlad**
Provisional means provisional.
**[12:34] Vlad**
I hesitate to grant all thy desires.
**[12:36] Ouka**
Then heal my leg, Vlad.
**[12:38] Vlad**
Granted.
**[12:46] Ouka**
Unlock the triggers!
**[12:47] Vlad**
To the first or second stage?
**[12:49] Ouka**
First, of course.
**[12:51] Ouka**
The second means I have to accept you, right?
**[12:54] Ouka**
I refuse.
**[12:55] Vlad**
What astounding stubbornness.
**[12:57] Vlad**
Very well. Let us begin...
**[13:00] Vlad**
the witch-hunt.
**[13:05] Vlad**
The enemy has summoned a high-ranking spirit
and bound it to his Dragoon.
**[13:08] Vlad**
That's Arthur Pendragon.
The magical item is Excalibur.
**[13:12] Vlad**
You'd best proceed with caution.
**[13:14] Ouka**
Pierce him!
**[13:22] Ouka**
Good.
**[13:29] Vlad**
At this rate, he cannot be defeated.
**[13:31] Vlad**
Excalibur's scabbard is
healing him automatically.
**[13:35] Vlad**
The scabbard must be destroyed,
or we're going nowhere.
**[13:39] Ouka**
We'll use hallmark magic
to create an opening.
**[13:42] Vlad**
Oh? So thou art finally accepting me?
**[13:44] Ouka**
No. I'm not.
**[13:47] Ouka**
I'm telling you to take from me.
**[13:49] Vlad**
Instead of making a contract,
you wish to give more blood.
**[13:53] Vlad**
Very well. I accept your offering!
**[14:05] Ouka**
Tepes Rain!
**[14:16] Ouka**
It's working!
**[14:17] Ouka**
If I keep showering him in these stakes...
**[14:19] Vlad**
Forgive me. My master has commanded
me to stop the witch-hunt.
**[14:26] Ouka**
*That guy, huh...*
**[14:28] Ouka**
*What's he playing at?*
**[14:42] Takeru**
Ohtori!
**[14:46] Takeru**
Are you okay?!
**[14:47] Ouka**
Run for it! This is impossible for you!
**[14:49] Takeru**
You never know until you try.
**[14:52] Takeru**
So watch me.
**[14:53] Ouka**
Kusanagi!
**[14:55] Takeru**
Hey, there.
**[14:56] Takeru**
Looks like you took great care
of my platoon member.
**[15:00] Takeru**
I haven't felt this way in a long time.
**[15:03] Takeru**
You're gonna have hell to pay.
**[15:05] Takeru**
User of the Kusanagi double-edged art,
Kusanagi Takeru!
**[15:09] Takeru**
As of this moment,
I consider this a war zone!
**[15:13] Takeru**
Ready or not, here I come!
**[15:18] Ouka**
So it was him...
**[15:27] Takeru**
So hard...
**[15:28] Takeru**
But if it can be scratched,
**[15:30] Takeru**
it can be cut!
**[15:38] Ikaruga**
Kusanagi!
**[15:39] Takeru**
Suginami! Figure anything out?
**[15:41] Ikaruga**
Judging from its magical capacity,
the enemy's magical item is definitely Excalibur,
**[15:46] Ikaruga**
but its vessel appears to
be a present day railgun.
**[15:49] Ikaruga**
As it's the same type as
the ones used in trial runs,
**[15:52] Ikaruga**
it probably needs to
cool off between shots.
**[15:55] Takeru**
So my best opening to close in on him
is right after he shoots.
**[16:00] Takeru**
If it's close-quarters combat,
**[16:02] Takeru**
I won't lose!
**[16:07] Takeru**
Usagi!
**[16:15] Takeru**
Okay!
**[16:19] Ikaruga**
Retreat! He's going to use hallmark magic!
**[16:22] Takeru**
Damn it!
**[16:37] Ikaruga**
I can't see through all the smoke!
**[16:39] Ikaruga**
Where are you?
**[16:40] Usagi**
Kusanagi! Please answer me!
**[16:44] Takeru**
Damn it... I should have known...
**[16:47] Takeru**
this wouldn't work...
**[16:49] Takeru**
This is the worst way to die...
**[16:53] Takeru**
And my life was just getting started, too...
**[16:58] Lapis**
Congratulations.
**[17:01] Lapis**
Kusanagi Takeru-san.
**[17:04] Lapis**
You have been chosen
as the second contractor.
**[17:08] Lapis**
I will now ask you some questions,
**[17:11] Lapis**
so that we can form our contract.
**[17:13] Takeru**
Where am I?
**[17:15] Lapis**
Please call me "Lapis."
**[17:20] Lapis**
Question 1:
**[17:22] Lapis**
Is it your will to become an inquisitor?
**[17:25] Takeru**
Y-Yes...
**[17:26] Lapis**
Question 2:
**[17:28] Lapis**
Are you prepared to annihilate witches?
**[17:31] Takeru**
Yes. I will annihilate evil witches.
**[17:33] Lapis**
Question 3:
**[17:35] Lapis**
Can you abandon what is precious to you
**[17:37] Lapis**
in order to achieve your goals?
**[17:39] Takeru**
Hell, no!
**[17:40] Lapis**
Now I will ask my final question:
**[17:42] Lapis**
Can you abandon your own humanity
**[17:45] Lapis**
to defeat the enemy?
**[17:48] (Flashback) Ouka**
I abandoned my humanity
to defeat the enemy.
**[17:53] Takeru**
Yes, I can!
**[17:56] Lapis**
The contract is thus formed.
**[17:58] Lapis**
Please pull the trigger.
**[18:05] Lapis**
Approval acquired from host Kusanagi Takeru.
**[18:08] Lapis**
Executing program. Commencing integration.
**[18:12] Lapis**
Repairing damaged areas.
**[18:14] Lapis**
Time required to complete process: 0.5 seconds.
**[18:17] Lapis**
Repair, compatibility... no problems.
**[18:20] Lapis**
Precision: 100%
**[18:22] Lapis**
Transformation to witch hunter is complete.
**[18:25] Lapis**
Awaken, my host.
**[18:28] Lapis**
It is time for the witch-hunt.
**[18:30] Lapis/Takeru**
Desiring with supreme ardor!
**[18:32] Lapis/Takeru**
Bring down the hammer against witches!
**[18:39] Takeru**
*What? What happened to me?*
**[18:42] Lapis**
Ba-ba-ba-bum! Congratulations.
**[18:46] Lapis**
I am from the Relic Eater series,
**[18:50] Lapis**
which can only be used by inquisitors.
**[18:53] Lapis**
You have been chosen as my owner.
**[18:56] Takeru**
Huh?
**[18:57] Lapis**
My host, I know this is sudden,
but the enemy is coming.
**[19:00] Lapis**
Please fight.
**[19:03] Lapis**
There is no need to dodge his attack.
Please slash it instead.
**[19:10] Takeru**
Wow! That's awesome...
**[19:11] Lapis**
No matter what happens,
I cannot be broken.
**[19:14] Takeru**
So I can keep going?
**[19:16] Lapis**
Of course, my host.
**[19:18] Takeru**
Lapis.
**[19:19] Lapis**
Yes?
**[19:19] Takeru**
Happy to work with you!
**[19:24] Ikaruga**
Kusanagi? Is that you?
**[19:26] Takeru**
Yeah! Sorry, but I'll explain later!
**[19:28] Usagi**
Please don't worry us so!
**[19:31] Takeru**
I'm sorry, but you can leave the rest to me!
**[19:33] Ouka**
A Relic Eater...
**[19:35] Ouka**
So it was him?
**[19:48] Lapis**
Hallmark magic is coming at us.
**[19:51] Lapis**
We will also use hallmark magic.
**[19:53] Lapis**
My host, stand firm with the trigger pulled.
**[19:58] Lapis**
Who killed Cock Robin?
**[20:00] Lapis**
With my lance and sword,
**[20:02] Lapis**
I killed Cock Robin.
**[20:11] Lapis**
I will absorb the magic that touches the blade
**[20:13] Lapis**
and use it to damage the enemy
with our next attack.
**[20:17] Lapis**
The rest is up to your skills, my host.
**[20:19] Takeru**
Cutting down evildoers with
swordplay of the highest caliber...
**[20:23] Takeru**
With an unbreakable sword
and an unbreakable body,
**[20:26] Takeru**
Kusanagi is unbeatable!
**[20:28] Lapis**
Reversing enchantment. Releasing material.
**[20:31] Takeru**
Kusanagi double-edged art:
**[20:35] Takeru**
Yamata-no-Orochi!
**[20:45] Haunted**
Wow.
**[20:46] Haunted**
Not bad, Inquisitors.
**[20:49] Haunted**
Back to the drawing board for me.
**[20:56] Takeru**
I won't condemn your quest for revenge.
**[21:00] Takeru**
And I won't give you the cliché line about
nothing good coming from revenge.
**[21:05] Takeru**
But in return,
**[21:09] Takeru**
let me carry half your burden.
**[21:12] Takeru**
Don't tough it out alone anymore.
**[21:17] Takeru**
I may not be the most reliable guy around,
but you can rely on me, anytime.
**[21:21] Ouka**
Am I really allowed to?
**[21:26] Takeru**
Even if no one else allows it, I will.
**[21:29] Ouka**
But...
**[21:31] Takeru**
It's all right.
**[21:33] Takeru**
We're comrades, right?
**[21:37] Ouka**
Damn, you're stubborn.
**[21:40] Takeru**
Yeah.
**[21:42] Takeru**
So don't hold back...
**[21:50] Ouka**
I guess this isn't so bad.
**[23:28] Inquisitor**
This is the Inquisition.
**[23:30] Inquisitor**
You're under arrest
on suspicion of murder.
***SIGN*** A Witch Joins
# 3 - A Witch Joins
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:00] Sougetsu**
And? How is the girl doing?
**[00:04] Tetsu**
Most of her memory has been erased magically,
**[00:06] Tetsu**
to prevent anyone from
getting information out of her.
**[00:08] Sougetsu**
What a drag.
**[00:10] Tetsu**
Her name is Nikaido Mari.
**[00:12] Tetsu**
We believe she is the Auroral Witch
**[00:15] Tetsu**
who's been on the wanted list
for the past three years.
**[00:18] Sougetsu**
Do you think her friends will show up?
**[00:20] Sougetsu**
Either to kill her or to rescue her?
**[00:23] Tetsu**
That is entirely possible.
**[00:32] Sougetsu**
Hi! Welcome to Anti-Magic Academy!
**[00:35] Sougetsu**
Nikaido Mari-kun,
I'm happy to have you enroll at my school!
***SIGN*** Episode 3: "A Witch Joins"
**[02:12] Sougetsu**
A Relic Eater chooses its own host.
**[02:15] Sougetsu**
And she was the only Relic Eater
who had not yet chosen a host.
**[02:19] Sougetsu**
Lapis, formally known as the
Malleus Maleficarum Type Twilight Mistilteinn.
**[02:25] Sougetsu**
She is the only Relic Eater of the Sword.
**[02:28] Sougetsu**
She needed someone with strong
close-quarters combat capabilities.
**[02:30] Sougetsu**
In other words,
someone like you is ideal for her.
**[02:34] Lapis**
He was the most favorable host for me.
**[02:37] Lapis**
No ordinary swordsman can use me.
**[02:39] Lapis**
I may grant them a strong body,
**[02:41] Lapis**
but if their reflexes aren't quick enough,
they can't draw out my full potential.
**[02:44] Lapis**
No amount of mastery would've helped them
overcome a normal human's limitations.
**[02:48] Sougetsu**
There's just one catch:
she likes taking human form.
**[02:53] Sougetsu**
I don't want her causing panic among the
ordinary students, so I'm putting her in your class.
**[02:57] Sougetsu**
Keep an eye on her, okay?
**[02:59] Takeru**
O-Okay...
**[03:01] Sougetsu**
Here, I even prepared an alias
and fake ID for Lapis.
**[03:05] Sougetsu**
Take a look at it.
***SIGN*** Admissions Application Anti-Magic Academy Name: Kusanagi Lapis Guardian: Kusanagi Takeru On recommendation
**[03:08] Takeru**
Kusanagi Lapis?!
**[03:10] Lapis**
Yes, Onii-chan.
**[03:12] Sougetsu**
Sorry if it's hard to pronounce.
**[03:14] Usagi**
Y-You called all of us here
just to say that?
**[03:18] Sougetsu**
Not at all. Since the 35th Platoon did so well in subjugating the einherjar,
**[03:23] Sougetsu**
I wish to assign you all to a special mission.
**[03:26] Ikaruga**
Special mission?
**[03:27] Sougetsu**
Mari-kun, come on in.
**[03:32] Sougetsu**
This is Nikaido Mari-kun.
**[03:34] Sougetsu**
Our academy has recently decided to implement
a new system on an experimental basis.
**[03:39] Sougetsu**
A system where witches can enter
our school and join the Inquisition.
**[03:44] Ouka**
Chairman, you can't mean...
**[03:45] Sougetsu**
Yes. Nikaido Mari-kun is indeed a witch.
**[03:49] Sougetsu**
As she'll be the very first one
to join this academy,
**[03:53] Sougetsu**
I want you kids to guard her.
**[03:56] Takeru**
Guard her?
**[03:57] Sougetsu**
Please keep her true identity
a secret for a while.
**[04:01] Sougetsu**
Mari-kun, say hi.
**[04:04] Mari**
'Sup.
**[04:12] Mari**
I don't need to be guarded.
Can you just leave me alone?
**[04:15] Takeru**
Huh?
**[04:16] Mari**
I won't run away, so let me be.
**[04:18] Mari**
This collar has a GPS chip
or something in it, right?
**[04:21] Takeru**
It's rigged to explode if you use magic.
**[04:24] Takeru**
What should we do about her?
**[04:25] Usagi**
Why not let her have her way?
**[04:28] Usagi**
With that gleipnir on,
she's just an ordinary human.
**[04:31] Ikaruga**
People like her tend to be trouble, witch or not.
**[04:35] Ikaruga**
I also vote for giving her the cold shoulder.
**[04:37] Ouka**
We can't do that. This is our mission.
**[04:40] Ouka**
Wh-What's with those looks?
**[04:42] Ouka**
As inquisitors, we can't
just leave a witch by herself.
**[04:45] Ouka**
And don't you think
you'll get your way, either.
**[04:48] Ouka**
Don't move a muscle without
informing us, in detail, first.
**[04:50] Mari**
So I need your permission just to move?
**[04:53] Mari**
Frankly, you're being a pain in the ass.
**[04:55] Ouka**
Don't push it.
**[04:56] Ouka**
If I weren't ordered to,
I would never guard a witch like you—
**[04:59] Mari**
Oppressive behavior like that
really pisses me off, you know.
**[05:00] Takeru**
Easy, now.
**[05:02] Mari**
Are you like this with everyone?
**[05:04] Mari**
Or do you just discriminate against witches?
**[05:05] Ouka**
It's not just witches I hate.
I hate magic itself.
**[05:10] Mari**
You can badmouth me all you like.
**[05:12] Mari**
But don't you dare badmouth magic itself.
**[05:14] Ouka**
Are you *justifying* magic?
**[05:18] Mari**
But even you inquisitors rely on magic!
**[05:21] Mari**
Relic Eaters are magical items, aren't they?
**[05:23] Ouka**
If you witches didn't use magic,
**[05:25] Ouka**
we wouldn't need to use it, either!
**[05:26] (Flashback) Takeru**
Stop!
**[05:27] Takeru**
Just stop!
**[05:30] Mari**
Why is this happening to me?
**[05:32] Mari**
What a pain...
**[05:34] Mari**
Even my name doesn't feel like my own...
**[05:58] Usagi**
This is why I hate prodigies.
**[06:11] Teacher**
Who can answer this question? Ohtori.
**[06:15] Ouka**
Ancient witchcraft.
**[06:16] Teacher**
Correct. What is its other name?
**[06:19] Ouka**
S-Sorry, sir. I don't know.
**[06:21] Mari**
"Pure blood," of course.
**[06:23] Teacher**
Wow! Correct.
**[06:28] [SONG] Sign**
Co-op School Store
**[06:31] Ouka**
Why, you...
**[06:32] Mari**
Prodigy, my ass.
**[06:35] Mari**
You can't even answer
a simple question like that?
**[06:39] Ouka**
Well, what about your athletics?
**[06:41] Ouka**
I felt like I was watching
a slow-witted turtle jump.
**[06:43] Mari**
Turtle?
**[06:45] Mari**
Of course you can jump.
You've gone through training!
**[06:48] Ouka**
I-If you're going there,
**[06:50] Ouka**
let's mention the fact that
you specialize in magic!
**[06:50] Takeru**
Hey, you two don't have to be friends,
but at least pretend not to hate each other.
**[06:53] Ouka**
Who could ever be friends
with this scarf dwarf?!
**[06:55] Mari**
Leave my scarf out of this!
**[06:57] Mari**
I want nothing to do with
this muscle-headed bitch, either!
**[07:00] Mari**
She's just jealous because I'm smart.
**[07:02] Ouka**
I am not jealous!
**[07:03] Ouka**
I merely hate the very sight of you, bitch!
**[07:05] Mari**
Oh, what a coincidence!
I hate your guts, too!
**[07:07] Takeru**
Again, please cut it out!
**[07:09] Ouka**
Stay out of this!
**[07:09] (Flashback) Mari**
Stay out of this!
**[07:12] Ouka**
S-Sorry, Kusanagi! Are you okay?
**[07:14] Mari**
H-Hmph! It was his fault
for butting in all of a sudden!
**[07:18] Mari**
It wasn't my fault.
**[07:23] Takeru**
Ugh, that smarts...
**[07:28] Takeru**
Uh... Are you offering me a drink?
**[07:32] Mari**
Use it to keep the swelling down, genius!
**[07:34] Takeru**
Oh, that's what you meant.
**[07:35] Takeru**
Thanks.
**[07:37] Takeru**
Sorry about Ohtori. She loses
her cool whenever magic comes up.
**[07:44] Takeru**
Trust me. She's been through a lot.
**[07:46] Takeru**
And she's not a bad person,
so take it easy on her.
**[07:48] Mari**
Why are you apologizing?
Are you stupid?
**[07:51] Mari**
I'm a witch, you know. Your enemy.
**[07:54] Mari**
Her reaction to me was quite normal.
**[07:57] Takeru**
Just because you're a witch
doesn't mean you're our enemy.
**[07:59] Mari**
Huh?
**[08:01] Takeru**
I mean, you came here
to become an inquisitor.
**[08:05] Takeru**
That makes you one of us.
**[08:08] Mari**
You shouldn't trust people so easily.
**[08:11] Mari**
Are you stupid?
**[08:12] Mari**
Don't blame me if
I strangle you in your sleep.
**[08:27] Mari**
Wh-Why are you laughing?
**[08:29] Takeru**
Sorry!
**[08:30] Takeru**
It's just... You followed up such a
villainous line with a good deed.
**[08:35] Takeru**
It threw me off, is all!
**[08:37] Mari**
What was I to do? I missed!
**[08:39] Mari**
I wanted to walk off looking all cool, too!
**[08:42] Takeru**
I guess witches are people, too.
**[08:45] Mari**
Don't give me that crap.
**[08:47] Mari**
Didn't you join the Inquisition
because you hate witches?
**[08:51] Takeru**
That's not really why.
What about you?
**[08:54] Takeru**
Why do you want to be an inquisitor?
**[08:57] Mari**
Well, I'm not sure.
**[09:00] Takeru**
I mean, a witch trying
to join the Inquisition?
**[09:02] Takeru**
Ohtori isn't the only one
who'll think you're dangerous.
**[09:05] Takeru**
You must have a pretty strong motive.
**[09:07] Mari**
Well, it's true that people
think magic is dangerous.
**[09:13] Mari**
Oh, right.
**[09:14] Mari**
I want to change the world's traditional views on magic.
Show them that not all magic is dangerous.
**[09:20] Mari**
I think...
**[09:21] Mari**
No, I *know*.
**[09:23] Mari**
I want to prove that magic
can help so many people!
**[09:27] Mari**
There's lots of harmful magic out there,
**[09:30] Mari**
but there's just as many
that can be of use to people!
**[09:32] Mari**
And I know I can prove it!
**[09:34] Mari**
In order to do that, I have to bring
bad witches and sorcerers to justice!
**[09:38] Mari**
If I become an inquisitor
and do the right thing,
**[09:42] Mari**
then I can show everyone that
not everything about magic is evil!
**[09:47] Takeru**
I think that's wonderful.
**[09:50] Mari**
You're weird.
**[09:52] Mari**
Aren't you against magic and witches?
**[09:54] Takeru**
How could I be? You just showed me
that not all witches are bad.
**[09:59] Mari**
Yeah, you *are* weird.
**[10:07] Mari**
Hey, tell me your name.
**[10:09] Takeru**
Kusanagi Takeru.
**[10:10] Mari**
Hmm... Takeru, eh?
**[10:13] Mari**
Sounds like a samurai name.
**[10:15] Mari**
Nice to meet you, Takeru.
**[10:17] Takeru**
Sure. Wait, already on a first-name basis?
**[10:19] Mari**
Well, "Kusanagi" sounds
kinda lame, doesn't it?
**[10:21] Takeru**
Not that I mind.
**[10:23] Mari**
You can call me Mari, too.
**[10:25] Takeru**
Thanks. "Nikaido" is annoying to pronounce.
**[10:36] Haunted**
What shall I do?
**[10:37] (Flashback) Mari**
You'll pay for this!
You broke your promise!
**[10:41] (Flashback) Mari**
I only agreed to work with you on one condition:
that no innocent people get hurt!
**[10:44] (Flashback) Haunted**
Ah, yes! Marvelous!
**[10:46] (Flashback) Haunted**
That is the exact face
I wanted to see you make!
**[10:48] (Flashback) Haunted**
It suits you quite well!
**[10:50] (Flashback) Haunted**
I wish I could admire you longer,
**[10:52] (Flashback) Haunted**
but it appears we have guests.
**[10:55] (Flashback) Inquisitor A**
This is the Inquisition!
**[10:56] (Flashback) Inquisitor A**
Down on your knees!
Hands behind your head!
**[10:59] (Flashback) Mari**
Run for it!
**[11:03] (Flashback) Mari**
I'll save you, so just stay still!
**[11:07] (Flashback) Haunted**
You can't save them.
**[11:09] (Flashback) Haunted**
Those plants will keep multiplying until
the stockpile of magic has been exhausted.
**[11:18] (Flashback) Inquisitor C**
Two casualties. Requesting immediate backup!
**[11:21] (Flashback) Inquisitor**
This is the Inquisition.
**[11:22] (Flashback) Inquisitor**
You are under arrest for murder.
**[11:32] Nacht**
You reap what you sow.
**[11:34] Nacht**
You should have used an explosive on Mari,
**[11:37] Nacht**
not an instant forgetfulness spell.
**[11:39] Haunted**
Don't be silly.
**[11:40] Haunted**
Killing Mari-san is not
even an option for me.
**[11:44] Haunted**
I could never do something so wasteful!
**[11:47] Haunted**
That girl needs to be tortured mentally!
**[11:51] Haunted**
Don't you agree, Nacht?
**[11:54] Nacht**
I hesitate to agree with your habits.
**[11:57] Haunted**
Anyway, this situation is so bleak,
it's sending shivers down my spine.
**[12:01] Haunted**
Mari-san getting captured by
the Inquisition was outside my calculations.
**[12:04] Haunted**
I really can't leave her be.
**[12:08] Haunted**
For the sake of both
Valhalla and my romance.
**[12:12] Haunted**
The witches' banquet has only just begun.
**[12:15] Haunted**
Now, everyone.
Is the bonfire ready to be lit?
**[12:28] Mari**
That barrette looks horrible on you!
**[12:31] Ouka**
And *your* scarf and hat are not only against
school rules, they also make my eyes bleed!
**[12:35] Takeru**
Cut it out already!
**[12:38] Takeru**
Ohtori, what is our mission?
**[12:40] Takeru**
To guard Mari, right?
**[12:42] Takeru**
So why are you duking it out with her?
**[12:44] Takeru**
And Mari, please stop provoking her.
**[12:47] Ouka**
Wait a minute. Kusanagi,
why are you using her first name?
**[12:51] Takeru**
Uh, it's not really a big deal.
**[12:53] Takeru**
She just asked me to call her by name.
**[12:56] Mari**
I-In other words,
**[12:58] Mari**
we're like this!
**[12:59] Mari**
W-We have a first-name kind of relationship!
**[13:02] Mari**
R-Right, Takeru?
**[13:04] Ouka**
Kusanagi... I should have
known you'd do this!
**[13:07] Ouka**
I'm disappointed in you!
How could you fall for a witch's charms?!
**[13:10] Takeru**
You misunderstand!
It's just easier to use her first name!
**[13:13] Mari**
Come to think of it,
Takeru calls you *Ohtori*, doesn't he?
**[13:16] Ouka**
So what?! He told me...
**[13:19] Ouka**
"Let me carry half your burden."
**[13:21] Mari**
What are you mumbling about?
**[13:22] Mari**
If you're trying to one-up me,
you'll need to say that much louder!
**[13:25] Usagi**
Please, just cut this out already!
**[13:28] Usagi**
Now is not the time to be arguing about
trifling matters such as how to address one another.
**[13:34] Ikaruga**
Then what matter would you
like us to discuss, Usagi-chan?
**[13:37] Usagi**
Don't call me "Usagi-chan"!
**[13:39] Usagi**
Please, look at this!
***SIGN*** Anti-Magic Academy Fall Term Mock Battle Tournament
**[13:41] All**
"Anti-Magic Academy Fall Term
Mock Battle Tournament"?
**[13:46] Kyouya**
'Sup, Kusanagi.
**[13:47] Kyouya**
Glum as ever today, I see.
**[13:49] Takeru**
Oh, Kyouya.
**[13:51] Kyouya**
You don't get to use my first name, you loser.
**[13:55] Kyouya**
By the way, is it just my imagination,
**[13:57] Kyouya**
or do I see the Small Fry Platoon
up on this tournament chart?
**[14:00] Takeru**
Uh, yeah, we are participating,
for what it's worth.
**[14:04] Kyouya**
You were probably sold on the part where
you get 100 points at once if you win, right?
**[14:09] Kyouya**
Damn, the nerve of you losers.
**[14:11] Takeru**
That's not really why we're doing it.
**[14:14] Kyouya**
Did you notice? You'd have to face off against us in the 15th Platoon in the second round.
**[14:19] Takeru**
Is that so?
**[14:20] Kyouya**
I'm looking forward to the
second round, Kusanagi.
**[14:24] Kyouya**
If the Small Fry Platoon can
even make it that far, that is.
**[14:28] Girl**
Sorry, Kusanagi-kun.
My captain's in a bad mood today.
**[14:37] Takeru**
Mari? I thought you went home already.
**[14:40] Mari**
What are you talking about?
**[14:41] Mari**
I have to go home with you.
I'm staying at your place.
**[14:44] Takeru**
Huh? You're staying at my place?
**[14:47] Mari**
Ouch! Wh-What do you think you're doing?
**[14:49] Ouka**
You must be using a seduction spell.
**[14:52] Ouka**
I cannot allow a tramp like you
to be alone with Kusanagi.
**[14:55] Mari**
Tramp?! I'm not using any magic!
**[14:58] Ouka**
Silence. Since Kusanagi is a closet pervert,
he'd fall instantly even for your meager charms.
**[15:03] Mari**
What do you *mean*, "meager"?!
**[15:05] Mari**
Who the hell do you think you are?!
**[15:08] Ouka**
Due to a bookkeeping error,
there were no vacant rooms in the girls' dorms.
**[15:12] Ouka**
Also, the chairman himself said that
Nikaido Mari should board off campus,
**[15:16] Ouka**
so students wouldn't find
out about her gleipnir.
**[15:19] Takeru**
But why does she have to
stay in my apartment?
**[15:22] Ouka**
Saionji lives with her family,
and there's no space at Suginami's place.
**[15:25] Ouka**
She wouldn't want to stay with me,
and the feeling is mutual.
**[15:29] Takeru**
You guys are so catty...
**[15:31] Ouka**
Don't worry, Kusanagi.
**[15:33] Ouka**
I won't leave you alone with a witch.
**[15:35] Ouka**
I'm also stay with you as a guard
so she doesn't attack you.
**[15:39] Mari**
I'm not gonna attack him!
**[15:40] Takeru**
Give me a break.
**[15:43] Takeru**
This is my apartment complex.
**[15:44] Takeru**
My room is the farthest in the back.
**[15:46] Mari**
What's that black aura?
Why do I hear an ominous howl?!
**[15:50] Takeru**
Probably the exhaust fan.
**[15:51] Mari**
And that croaking bird?
**[15:53] Takeru**
Just a crow.
**[15:56] Takeru**
What's wrong, Ohtori?
**[15:58] Ouka**
No-thing is wrong. I am com-plete-ly fine.
**[16:02] Ouka**
I am not scared.
**[16:03] Takeru**
What are you, a robot?
**[16:06] Mari**
If you're scared, why not leave?
**[16:07] Mari**
I don't mind being all alone with Takeru.
**[16:11] Mari**
Still, I can't believe that a perfect student
like you is afraid of ghosts.
**[16:18] Mari**
If you're scared, just run away
with your tail between your legs!
**[16:21] Takeru**
Well, I'll leave you girls to it.
**[16:22] Mari**
Huh?
**[16:23] Takeru**
Here's the key.
**[16:24] Mari**
Huh?!
**[16:25] Takeru**
I've got work. Go in without me.
**[16:27] Takeru**
Make yourselves at home.
**[16:33] Ouka**
Wh-What?!
**[16:34] Ouka**
I'm simply trying to leave,
like you suggested!
**[16:37] Ouka**
Let go!
**[16:37] Mari**
But it's your mission!
You're my guard, so guard me!
**[16:40] Ouka**
Let me go!
**[16:41] Mari**
Coward! You're not getting away!
**[16:43] Kanata**
We sent her off-campus on purpose,
but Valhalla still hasn't attacked.
**[16:47] Tetsu**
Don't let your guard down.
Be ready to fight at any moment.
**[16:53] Takeru**
I'm home.
**[17:02] Takeru**
U-Uh, I-I was just, um...
**[17:05] Mari**
Y-You're home early...
**[17:09] Mari**
L-Listen...
**[17:11] Mari**
Can you step outside for a minute?
**[17:13] Mari**
This is just too embarrassing.
**[17:17] Mari**
Quit staring.
**[17:20] Mari**
I-I'm insecure.
**[17:28] Ouka**
A-A ghost!
**[17:32] Ouka**
A girl with long hair! Huh?
**[17:38] Takeru**
This wasn't my fault, okay?
**[17:41] Takeru**
I did *nothing* wrong.
**[17:46] Takeru**
Well? What's your opinion of our
school after spending the day there?
**[17:49] Mari**
I don't have much of an opinion, really.
**[17:52] Takeru**
But despite all that quarreling, it looks
like you and Ohtori are kindred spirits.
**[17:56] Mari**
Huh? Are you blind?
**[17:58] Mari**
We have *zero* compatibility.
**[18:00] Takeru**
Well, these things take time.
**[18:02] Takeru**
You think it's strange that
I don't care you're a witch,
**[18:06] Takeru**
but our platoon doesn't obsess
over things like that.
**[18:11] Takeru**
They're a difficult bunch to work with,
**[18:13] Takeru**
but over time, I'm sure
things will get better.
**[18:15] Mari**
Please stop saying things like that.
**[18:17] Mari**
I'm a witch. You're a human.
**[18:20] Mari**
Our worlds are just way too different.
**[18:22] Takeru**
Where did that come from?
**[18:24] Takeru**
What happened?
**[18:26] Mari**
I don't know...
**[18:27] Mari**
But something tells me
I'm not the kind of person you think I am.
**[18:34] Mari**
Goodnight, Takeru.
**[18:43] Takeru**
Usagi, can't you snipe them
from where you are?
**[18:47] Usagi**
*Kusanagi!*
**[18:48] Usagi**
*Please help me!*
**[18:50] (Flashback) Takeru**
Don't cry. I wanna cry, too!
**[18:52] Ouka**
I took out two commandos.
**[18:54] Ouka**
But Saionji is too far away for me to save.
**[18:57] Takeru**
Mari, what about you?
**[18:59] Mari**
*I'm not going to help you guys.*
**[19:02] Mari**
If you wanna fight, do it yourselves.
**[19:03] Usagi**
* We weren't expecting*
* anything from you, anyway!*
**[19:06] Takeru**
Looks like we'll have to sit
tight until we get an opening.
**[19:10] Enemy Sniper**
Mr. Captain, sir!
Show us how cool swords are!
**[19:14] ES**
Ye olde divine retribution!
**[19:15] Takeru**
Don't worry. I'm not losing my temper.
**[19:15] (Flashback) ES**
Raid the castle, milord!
**[19:18] Ikaruga**
I don't think that would be
a bad move in this case.
**[19:20] Ikaruga**
If you wind up hurting yourself,
I'll massage you all night.
**[19:23] Ikaruga**
So go berserk and knock them all dead.
**[19:26] Takeru**
Ohtori, I'll be a decoy and buy us some time.
**[19:29] Takeru**
Could you take out at least
two soldiers near Usagi?
**[19:31] Ouka**
W-Will you be okay?
**[19:33] Takeru**
I'll be fine!
**[19:36] Takeru**
User of the Kusanagi double-edged art,
Kusanagi Takeru!
**[19:38] Takeru**
My body shall become a shield!
**[19:40] Takeru**
You shall not get past me, you maggots!
**[19:43] Takeru**
*I-I dislocated my shoulder!*
**[19:46] Mari**
*What're those idiots doing?*
**[19:48] Usagi**
*I won't last much longer.*
**[19:50] Usagi**
*I'm almost out of bullets, too!*
**[19:53] Mari**
*I'm so simpleminded.*
**[19:55] Mari**
Jeez!
**[19:57] Mari**
Thank me, Small Fry Platoon!
**[19:59] Mari**
Just this once, the great Nikaido Mari
will lend a helping hand!
**[20:08] Takeru**
Mari distracted them!
**[20:10] Takeru**
Ohtori, go!
**[20:11] Ouka**
I already took out their vanguards!
**[20:13] Ouka**
Saionji!
**[20:14] Usagi**
I see it! I'll get them!
**[20:20] Usagi**
See that?
**[20:22] Usagi**
You should thank me for
forcing you all to participate!
**[20:26] Takeru**
You all did very well today.
**[20:28] Usagi**
You forgot the "except Suginami" part.
**[20:31] Ikaruga**
Naughty girls who say that deserve a good fondling.
**[20:36] Usagi**
Don't just get right to it!
**[20:41] Ikaruga**
You know you love it!
**[20:41] Takeru**
Well, I guess today's MVP was Mari.
**[20:45] Mari**
But I didn't do anything.
**[20:47] Mari**
Except get shot, that is.
**[20:49] Takeru**
What do you think, Ohtori?
**[20:52] Ouka**
Well, I...
**[20:54] Ouka**
...don't *not* recognize your contribution.
**[20:56] Ouka**
Your diversion honestly helped a lot.
**[21:00] Mari**
I-It's not like I did it for you!
**[21:03] Mari**
Don't jump to conclusions.
You're grossing me out!
**[21:06] Ikaruga**
But it sure came quickly.
**[21:08] Mari**
What did?
**[21:10] Ikaruga**
Your dere side.
**[21:11] Mari**
I'm not being dere!
**[21:12] Ikaruga**
A tsundere type, eh?
**[21:14] Ikaruga**
Not very unique, but pretty nice.
**[21:16] Ikaruga**
We didn't have any flat chests
in our platoon, either.
**[21:22] Ikaruga**
Lucky you. You're not alone.
**[21:26] Takeru**
Anyway, let's celebrate.
**[21:28] Takeru**
They've set up stalls
on the tournament grounds.
**[21:30] Takeru**
Let's all go get a bite!
**[21:31] Ouka**
I'm going to turn in our report.
**[21:33] Ouka**
Go on without me.
**[21:39] Ouka**
Excuse me. I've brought the report.
**[21:48] Ouka**
"Auroral Witch... Amnesia?"
**[21:52] Ouka**
"An ancient witch"?
**[21:56] Ouka**
"Nikaido Mari…"
**[21:57] Ouka**
"Based off the evidence, she was
clearly involved with Valhalla."
**[22:02] Ouka**
"Her crime was..."
**[22:07] Ouka**
Murder?!
***SIGN*** The Necromancer Laughs
# 4 - The Necromancer Laughs
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:03] Student A**
All right!
**[00:05] Mari**
Those two sure get along.
**[00:08] Takeru**
Yeah, but believe it or not,
Usagi and Suginami
**[00:10] Takeru**
used to be as catty as you and Ohtori.
**[00:13] Mari**
Really?
**[00:14] Takeru**
They'd quarrel every time
they saw each other.
**[00:17] Takeru**
It was really hard to deal with.
**[00:19] Takeru**
I hope that someday you'll have
a relationship just like theirs.
**[00:24] Mari**
W-With whom?
**[00:25] Takeru**
With Ohtori.
**[00:27] Takeru**
I think you'd make a great duo.
**[00:29] Mari**
Don't make me laugh!
**[00:31] Mari**
I want nothing to do with that bitch.
**[00:33] Takeru**
I thought a lot about
what you said yesterday.
**[00:36] (Flashback) Mari**
I'm a witch. You're a human.
**[00:39] (Flashback) Mari**
Our worlds are just way too different.
**[00:43] Takeru**
I don't know how your world
compares to mine.
**[00:46] Takeru**
But looking at us now,
I don't think we're any different.
**[00:50] Takeru**
You're no different than Usagi,
Suginami, or Ohtori, either.
**[00:54] Takeru**
So please,
**[00:56] Takeru**
stop isolating yourself just
because you're a witch.
**[01:00] Mari**
Listen, I have no memories of my past,
**[01:03] Mari**
but I catch glimpses of things...
**[01:06] Mari**
Things that make me wonder if
I'm actually a horrible person.
**[01:11] Mari**
And that terrifies me.
**[01:12] Takeru**
Don't worry.
**[01:14] Takeru**
No matter what kind of person you are,
I won't shut you out.
**[01:17] Mari**
What would you do
if I turned out to be evil?
**[01:20] Takeru**
I'd get mad.
**[01:22] Takeru**
I'd get mad, and then I'd brainstorm
with you about what to do.
**[01:25] Takeru**
I think that's what it means to be comrades.
**[01:27] Mari**
That so?
**[01:29] Mari**
Thanks.
**[01:30] Takeru**
Huh?
**[01:32] Mari**
It's nothing!
**[01:33] Mari**
Let's give that one a shot next!
***SIGN*** Episode 4: "The Necromancer Laughs"
**[03:08] Ikaruga**
Oh, I'm dying!
**[03:10] Ikaruga**
The newest models are always so arousing.
**[03:12] Ikaruga**
That form, that operating sound,
that sheen, those movements!
**[03:16] Ikaruga**
I believe robots are erotic in ways
that humans can never be!
**[03:20] Mari**
Are you a pervert?
**[03:21] Ikaruga**
Yes, I'm a pervert!
**[03:24] Ouka**
Sorry I'm late.
**[03:25] ---**
Wow, I guess honor students can get away
with being fashionably late.
**[03:30] Mari**
Wh-What? I was only joking.
**[03:32] Mari**
Don't take me seriously, idiot.
**[03:33] Ouka**
Kusanagi, we need to talk.
**[03:35] Takeru**
Huh?
**[03:36] Announcer**
And now we will begin Round 2
of the Anti-Magic Academy
**[03:39] Announcer**
Mock Battle Tournament!
**[03:42] Takeru**
Mari did what? It can't be true!
**[03:48] Announcer**
In the second match, we have the
15th Platoon versus the 35th Platoon.
**[03:52] Announcer**
Now, begin!
**[03:54] Subordinate**
All clear at the public entrance.
**[03:56] Sougetsu**
Hey there, Kurogane-kun.
**[04:00] Sougetsu**
How are things?
**[04:02] Kurogane**
Your adopted daughter seems to have
discovered the truth about Nikaido Mari.
**[04:07] Kurogane**
She was snooping around
the crime scene last night.
**[04:10] Sougetsu**
Even if Ouka tells Kusanagi-kun the truth now,
I doubt it'll change his mind.
**[04:16] Sougetsu**
Will Valhalla show up?
**[04:19] Kurogane**
We don't know.
**[04:20] Kyoya**
Hey, are you even up for this fight?!
**[04:23] Kyoya**
I came here to destroy you, fair and square!
**[04:26] Mari**
Come on.
**[04:28] Mari**
Why do I have to be sandwiched
between you guys?
**[04:31] Takeru**
Don't worry your pretty little head, Mari.
**[04:33] Takeru**
I promise we'll protect you.
**[04:35] (Flashback) Takeru**
Mari did what? It can't be true!
**[04:37] (Flashback) Ouka**
For some reason, Nikaido Mari allied with
Valhalla and became a murderer.
**[04:43] (Flashback) Ouka**
At least on paper.
**[04:45] Ouka**
*She is a criminal.*
**[04:47] Ouka**
*That much is certainly true.*
**[04:50] Ouka**
* But there are some unknown circumstances*
* behind her charges and our mission.*
**[04:55] Kyoya**
Come out and fight, Kusanagi!
**[04:58] Kyoya**
Hey! 15th Platoon!
**[04:59] Kyoya**
All of you had better hold your fire.
**[05:01] Kyoya**
Kusanagi is mine—
**[05:04] Kyoya**
What the hell, Yoshimizu?
What're you—
**[05:10] Takeru**
Kyoya!
**[05:15] Takeru**
Kyoya!
**[05:17] ---**
N-No!
**[05:21] Takeru**
Yoshimizu!
**[05:26] Haunted**
Hallelujah!
**[05:30] Haunted**
Greetings and salutations.
**[05:32] Haunted**
I am Haunted, the commanding
officer of Valhalla Recon.
**[05:36] Haunted**
Pleased to make your acquaintance!
**[05:40] Haunted**
I've come to rescue you,
my dearest Mari-san.
**[05:43] Mari**
Who are you?
How do you know my name?
**[05:46] Haunted**
Don't be so frightened.
**[05:48] Haunted**
I came here to rescue you.
**[05:51] Haunted**
Oh, but your frightened
face is truly beautiful.
**[05:55] Haunted**
I can hardly contain myself.
**[05:57] Haunted**
I have never held you in my arms.
How I wish to do so right now!
**[06:01] Haunted**
Huh?
**[06:05] Kurogane**
Keep shooting!
**[06:06] Kurogane**
Even if he turns into a lifeless
blob of meat, keep shooting!
**[06:08] Sougetsu**
I wish you'd capture him
instead of shooting him.
**[06:12] Kurogane**
Impossible.
**[06:13] Kurogane**
We have to be prepared to kill him,
or we'll never win!
**[06:19] Kurogane**
Who ordered you to stop shooting?
**[06:21] Kurogane**
All hands, prepare to intercept!
**[06:23] Haunted**
Kurogane!
**[06:33] Kurogane**
Damn it!
**[06:34] Ouka**
Watch out!
**[06:42] Kurogane**
It's no good. We can't penetrate it.
**[06:44] Sougetsu**
A new type of magic field, eh?
**[06:50] Kurogane**
Our dragoons seem to be
affected by magic interference.
**[06:53] Kurogane**
Requesting permission to use Relic Eaters.
**[06:56] Sougetsu**
Granted. We'll have to leave the
wizard to Kusanagi-kun's platoon.
**[07:01] Takeru**
Are you okay, Mari?
**[07:05] Mari**
I'm fine.
**[07:07] Mari**
Looks like we can't escape.
**[07:08] Mari**
There's a magic field.
**[07:10] Haunted**
There is nowhere to escape, my dear.
**[07:13] Haunted**
Just look at how tattered
my clothes have become.
**[07:16] Haunted**
Mari-san, can you sew them up for me?
**[07:18] Haunted**
Then, can you say something alluring, like,
**[07:22] Haunted**
"I'll sew up your tattered heart"?
**[07:25] Takeru**
Stay back. He's mine.
**[07:28] Haunted**
I've been wondering...
**[07:31] Haunted**
Mari-san, who is this boy?
**[07:34] Haunted**
Could he be your boyfriend?
**[07:37] Haunted**
No, that couldn't be true.
**[07:41] Haunted**
After all, you already have me.
**[07:43] Haunted**
It's out of the question, isn't it?
**[07:46] Haunted**
Please say it is.
**[07:47] Haunted**
I love you.
**[07:49] Haunted**
So please, love me as I love you.
**[07:52] Haunted**
If you refuse, I will cry.
I will cry hard.
**[07:55] Haunted**
Then I will kill you!
**[07:57] Takeru**
Shut up, you stalker.
**[07:59] Haunted**
Oh, dear.
**[08:00] Haunted**
You dare interrupt my reunion with Mari-san?
**[08:03] Haunted**
Who do you think you are?
**[08:05] Haunted**
Don't get cocky with me,
or I'll have to kill you,
**[08:09] Haunted**
punk.
**[08:09] Takeru**
Right back at you, you damned wizard!
**[08:14] Lapis**
All systems green.
**[08:17] Lapis**
Precision: 100%.
**[08:22] Lapis**
Witch hunter transformation, complete.
**[08:26] Takeru**
Desiring with supreme ardor!
**[08:29] Takeru**
Bring down the hammer against witches!
**[08:33] Takeru**
Lapis, any information on him?
**[08:35] Lapis**
The enemy is Haunted,
a Valhalla necromancer.
**[08:39] Lapis**
Threat level: S.
**[08:41] Haunted**
Wait! Are you the one
who drove off my einherjar?
**[08:44] Takeru**
So what if I am?
**[08:46] Haunted**
Well, I never thought you would have
a contract with a Relic Eater.
**[08:50] Haunted**
Listen, I didn't mean any harm.
**[08:53] Haunted**
Well, I did mean harm,
**[08:55] Haunted**
but I didn't know
you owned a Relic Eater!
**[08:58] Haunted**
I was only following orders,
**[09:01] Haunted**
so can't you let this one slide?
**[09:03] Takeru**
Sorry, but I'm not that forgiving!
**[09:09] Haunted**
Pierce him,
**[09:10] Haunted**
Dáinsleif!
**[09:17] Mari**
Takeru!
**[09:19] Lapis**
Apologies. Regeneration ETA unknown.
***SIGN*** Nikaido Mari
**[09:40] Ouka**
Hey, Saionji!
**[09:42] Ouka**
Can you hear me? Wake up!
**[09:44] Ikaruga**
Out of my way.
**[09:46] Ikaruga**
Boo, hiss, incompetent sniper!
**[09:49] Ikaurga**
Wake up, you big-boobed camper!
**[09:51] Ouka**
Suginami, this is no time to joke around.
**[09:53] Ikaruga**
"I'm a good-for-nothing bunny,
and my hooters are all I've got going for me!"
**[09:57] Ikaruga**
"How I worry people so!"
**[10:00] Usagi**
Who are you calling an incompetent sniper!
**[10:06] Usagi**
What is it? What has happened?
**[10:08] Ouka**
I'll explain later.
**[10:10] Sougetsu**
Well, well.
Looks like you're safe, Ouka.
**[10:14] Ouka**
Chairman, I'm indicting you.
**[10:17] Sougetsu**
Indicting me? On what charges?
**[10:19] Ouka**
Nikaido Mari's arrest.
**[10:22] Ouka**
When I investigated the scene of the arrest,
**[10:26] Ouka**
I found the slightest trace of magic.
**[10:28] Ouka**
Nikaido Mari's magic type
is Ancient Auroral,
**[10:32] Ouka**
but what I found was Ancient Despair.
**[10:37] Ouka**
It's impossible for someone to possess
both Auroral and Despair magic.
**[10:39] Ouka**
In other words, Nikaido Mari did not
kill the students in that platoon.
**[10:44] Ouka**
This is substantial proof of unlawful arrest.
**[10:48] Sougetsu**
So you want to cut a deal?
**[10:51] Sougetsu**
Very well. I'll hear you out.
**[10:53] Sougetsu**
I can't possibly turn down
my precious little daughter.
**[10:57] Ouka**
I have only one request.
**[10:59] Haunted**
This is my first encounter with
a sword-type Relic Eater,
**[11:02] Haunted**
but this is turning out to be a damp squib.
**[11:05] Haunted**
Nacht, this is our first Hero Transformation
in a while. How did it go?
**[11:08] Nacht**
Perfectly.
**[11:11] Takeru**
Don't tell me, he can transform
into a witch hunter, too?
**[11:14] Lapis**
No. That is a Hero Transformation
**[11:17] Lapis**
using a lost-type magical item,
**[11:19] Lapis**
Dáinsleif.
**[11:21] Lapis**
It's a sword of destruction that
a Scandinavian hero once used.
**[11:25] Takeru**
*It's a sword? I was beaten in swordplay?*
**[11:28] Haunted**
Mari-san, you mustn't stay in a place like this.
**[11:32] Haunted**
You are a witch. You're one of us.
**[11:34] Mari**
I am not one of you!
I don't even know you!
**[11:38] Haunted**
Oh. That's right.
**[11:40] Haunted**
You're still under the effect of
my forgetfulness spell, aren't you?
**[11:43] Nacht**
Your memory's even worse.
**[11:45] Haunted**
Wait just one moment.
**[11:46] Haunted**
I will release you from that spell at once.
**[11:55] (Flashback) Teacher**
Magic doesn't exist to hurt people,
**[11:59] (Flashback) Teacher**
but rather to make them happy.
**[12:08] (Flashback) Haunted**
Valhalla has captured all of the orphans.
**[12:12] (Flashback) Haunted**
If you want them released,
then cooperate with us.
**[12:18] Mari**
It's all my fault...
**[12:21] Mari**
So many people died because of me...
**[12:26] Mari**
I knew it.
**[12:27] Mari**
I'm not the kind of person you think I am.
**[12:31] Mari**
I'm sorry, Takeru.
**[12:33] Mari**
I betrayed your trust in me.
**[12:35] Haunted**
If you come back to me,
I won't need to kill that boy.
**[12:40] Haunted**
And I'll let you see the other kids
from the orphanage as soon as you do.
**[12:44] Haunted**
There will be no more warfare.
**[12:48] Haunted**
Everyone will be saved.
**[12:50] Haunted**
As long as you return to my side.
**[12:53] Takeru**
I won't let her go!
**[12:55] Takeru**
He's lying about letting
you see the children, Mari!
**[13:00] Mari**
Lying? What do you mean?
**[13:02] Takeru**
Ohtori investigated you.
**[13:05] Takeru**
And the orphanage, too.
**[13:08] Takeru**
All the kids there...
**[13:10] Takeru**
They're dead.
**[13:12] Mari**
You're lying...
**[13:13] Mari**
I heard their voices! On the phone!
**[13:16] Haunted**
So you're bringing that up?
**[13:19] Haunted**
I'm not lying.
**[13:23] Kid 1**
Big sis sure is gullible!
**[13:26] Kid 2**
You shouldn't trust people so easily!
**[13:30] Haunted**
See? I wasn't lying.
**[13:32] Haunted**
I promised to let you see the children again.
**[13:37] Haunted**
I mean, they are merely dead, is all.
**[13:40] Haunted**
And I'm a necromancer, remember?
**[13:43] Haunted**
Reviving them is a piece of cake.
**[13:47] Haunted**
Though I'm also the one who killed them...
**[13:51] Mari**
No! No!
**[13:54] Haunted**
Oh, Mari-san, you are perfection!
**[13:57] Haunted**
How I've longed to hear you shriek like that!
**[14:02] Mari**
So in the end...
**[14:04] Mari**
I was unable to save my family,
**[14:06] Mari**
and I led innocent people to their deaths.
**[14:13] Takeru**
If you want to chastise yourself,
I won't stop you.
**[14:16] Takeru**
But if you want to atone for
your part in all the murders...
**[14:18] Takeru**
Instead of punishing yourself,
**[14:20] Takeru**
you should devote your life
to saving even more lives with magic!
**[14:24] Takeru**
Wasn't that your dream?
**[14:27] Mari**
Takeru...
**[14:28] Takeru**
Even that might not be enough
for you to forgive yourself.
**[14:32] Takeru**
And the ones who died might not forgive you.
**[14:35] Takeru**
But I think that is what atonement is.
**[14:39] Takeru**
If that's too painful for you to take...
**[14:42] Takeru**
If it ever makes you want to give up...
**[14:46] Takeru**
Come to me,
**[14:49] Takeru**
and I'll carry half your burden for you!
**[14:53] Takeru**
User of the Kusanagi double-edged art,
Kusanagi Takeru!
**[14:57] Takeru**
I shall become carnage incarnate!
**[14:58] Takeru**
Any last words, wizard?
**[15:03] Haunted**
Shallow! Shallow! Far too shallow!
**[15:06] Haunted**
Not a single word of yours has touched me!
**[15:09] Haunted**
Your idea of salvation is flimsy at best!
**[15:12] Haunted**
Very well.
**[15:13] Haunted**
Allow me to show you Despair!
**[15:17] Haunted**
Let's have some fun, witch hunter!
**[15:22] Haunted**
Un, Deux, Trois!
**[15:25] Takeru**
Sweeping Demon Blade!
**[15:32] Haunted**
Increasing your brain's processing speed
seems to be your trump card.
**[15:36] Haunted**
But that's futile against someone like me,
who understands everything about anatomy.
**[15:41] Takeru**
Bullshit, wizard!
**[15:45] Takeru**
What's happening?
**[15:46] Lapis**
My host, I will apply an
analysis filter on your retina.
**[15:52] Lapis**
Dáinsleif's hallmark is the
extended manifestation of slashes.
**[15:55] Lapis**
Its attacks remain in the slashed area
long after initial use.
**[15:59] Haunted**
You're a pretty skilled Relic Eater.
**[16:02] Nacht**
Damn!
**[16:02] Haunted**
Jealous, Nacht?
**[16:04] Nacht**
I'll kill you.
**[16:05] Takeru**
Lapis, you can change the sword's form, right?
**[16:08] Lapis**
Of course I can.
Feel free to rely on my abilities.
**[16:12] Takeru**
Sure thing. I'll rely on them with all I've got!
**[16:16] Haunted**
How uninspiring.
**[16:18] Takeru**
Lapis, short sword!
**[16:24] Haunted**
You're pretty clever.
**[16:25] Takeru**
Next! Two-handed sword!
**[16:32] Haunted**
Not bad!
**[16:33] Haunted**
Now this is starting to be fun!
**[16:35] Takeru**
Yoshimizu?
**[16:38] Haunted**
Don't get sentimental over a clone!
**[16:42] Takeru**
You asshole...
**[16:45] Haunted**
Goodness, this is exactly
what makes humans amusing.
**[16:49] Haunted**
And that's why I love them.
**[16:57] (Flashback) Teacher**
Understand? You only cast this spell when
**[17:00] (Flashback) Teacher**
you're trying to protect
someone you care about.
**[17:03] (Flashback) Mari**
Something I can do...
**[17:08] Mari**
This will be my final spell...
**[17:12] (Flashback) Takeru**
It's rigged to explode if you use magic.
**[17:16] Mari**
Aurora Bullet!
**[17:24] Haunted**
Bad form, Mari-san.
**[17:26] Haunted**
But with that much blood lust,
even a surprise attack is no surprise, my dear.
**[17:40] Ouka**
Don't worry.
**[17:41] Ouka**
Your collar won't explode.
**[17:44] Mari**
You... Why?
**[17:46] Ouka**
I blackmailed the chairman
into disarming your gleipnir.
**[17:50] Ouka**
Naturally, I didn't do this for you.
**[17:52] Ouka**
It did it to save Kusanagi.
**[17:54] Mari**
Huh?
**[17:55] Ouka**
You told me that magic can save lives.
**[17:59] Ouka**
Here's your chance to prove it.
**[18:01] Ouka**
Save Kusanagi with magic,
whose sole purpose is to cause pain!
**[18:06] Ouka**
If you can do that, I'll have
no choice but to admit you're right!
**[18:09] Mari**
You really piss me off!
**[18:12] Ouka**
Magic first, get pissed off later!
I'll buy you some time!
**[18:15] Mari**
Just to be clear, I'm not doing this for you!
**[18:17] Ouka**
I'm not doing this for you, either!
**[18:24] Haunted**
Mana-constraining dust, eh?
**[18:26] Nacht**
It's crimson ore,
**[18:27] Nacht**
an anti-magic metal that
dark magical creatures loathe.
**[18:32] Nacht**
Who is foolish enough to use
such a precious artifact?
**[18:38] Takeru**
*Mari, can you hear me?*
**[18:40] Mari**
Takeru?
**[18:42] Haunted**
Let's hear some screaming!
**[18:47] Usagi**
One of my eyes is impaired.
**[18:49] Usagi**
I was too scared to shoot until just now.
**[18:52] Usagi**
I apologize profusely.
**[18:53] Ouka**
Saionji! You're a lifesaver!
**[18:55] Haunted**
You kids are formidable foes!
**[18:58] Haunted**
I want to messily kill you
and make you all mine!
**[19:01] Mari**
Auroral light, open heaven's gate
and lure my enemy to the void!
**[19:05] Mari**
Sorry, but it's over now!
**[19:07] Mari**
This is all I've got...
**[19:09] Mari**
Take it!
**[19:13] Haunted**
Your attack looks rather flashy, but it's
completely ineffective if it misses the target.
**[19:18] Takeru**
I've taken everything you've got!
**[19:24] Haunted**
You just don't know when to quit, do you?
**[19:26] Haunted**
To be honest, I've grown tired of you.
**[19:28] Haunted**
Playing with boys isn't my thing.
**[19:31] Haunted**
Nacht, hallmark magic.
**[19:34] Nacht**
Too late do you offer to make peace with me,
**[19:37] Nacht**
for now I have drawn the Sword Dáinsleif.
**[19:41] Takeru**
Kusanagi double-edged art:
**[19:43] Takeru**
Unicorn Lance!
**[19:45] Nacht**
Berserk Enchant!
**[19:49] Nacht**
Impressive effort.
**[19:50] Nacht**
But it's futile. Your blunt sword
is no match for me.
**[19:54] Lapis**
Reversing Twilight Enchantment.
**[19:56] Lapis**
Releasing Flexible Material.
**[20:03] Nacht**
This is... Mari's magic?
**[20:06] Lapis**
Absorbing magic is my hallmark.
**[20:09] Lapis**
I have borrowed the magic of my host's friend.
**[20:14] Nacht**
Impossible!
**[20:15] Lapis**
A blunt sword and its perverted master
are no match for me and my host.
**[20:20] Lapis**
My host and I are unbeatable.
**[20:32] Haunted**
Boy, what is your name?
**[20:35] Takeru**
Kusanagi Takeru.
**[20:37] Haunted**
I see. You're from that clan of demon hunters.
**[20:42] Takeru**
Wait, why do you know about that?!
**[20:44] Haunted**
This isn't over yet, Kusanagi Takeru-kun.
**[20:55] Mari**
Takeru!
**[20:56] Mari**
Thanks.
**[20:57] Mari**
Thanks to you, I didn't commit any
more mistakes than I already have!
**[21:03] Takeru**
Mari...
**[21:04] Mari**
I really am glad I met you!
**[22:43] Ouka**
Kusanagi, I'm coming in.
**[22:44] Takeru**
A bit late for that.
**[22:46] Takru**
Huh? Where's Mari?
**[22:48] Ouka**
Well, I have bad news.
**[22:53] Mari**
What bad news?
**[22:58] Takeru**
Mari!
**[22:59] Takeru**
Oh, so you've become
a regular student here!
**[23:04] Ouka**
Yeah...
**[23:05] Ouka**
The witch enrollment policy became official.
**[23:09] Ouka**
To me, this is worst possible news.
**[23:11] Mari**
Big talk, from someone who begged
the chairman to make it happen.
**[23:15] Ouka**
I only did that because
I disapproved of his methods.
**[23:18] Ouka**
I didn't do it for a shriveled witch like you.
**[23:20] Mari**
Who are you calling a shriveled witch!
**[23:22] Ouka**
But you are shriveled,
in the chest area, at least.
**[23:24] Mari**
They're not shriveled!
They're just naturally small!
**[23:27] Ouka**
Yes, they are quite small.
**[23:29] Mari**
Right? Just like I said...
**[23:31] Mari**
Wait! They're not small, either!
***SIGN*** The Witch Hunt
# 5 - The Witch-Hunting Festival
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:01] Kikyou**
So, how are you doing at school?
**[00:05] Usagi**
M-My campus life is,
**[00:07] Usagi**
uh, very fulfilling.
**[00:11] Usagi**
Also—
**[00:11] Kikyou**
That is not what I am asking about.
**[00:15] Kikyou**
You might not pass first year with these grades,
**[00:18] Kikyou**
let alone graduate.
**[00:21] Usagi**
I-I'm sorry, ma'am.
**[00:24] Kikyou**
I am going to bring forward
the plans for your marriage.
**[00:28] Kikyou**
This month will be your last at school.
**[00:32] Usagi**
H-Hold on, Mother!
**[00:34] Usagi**
You promised to wait until I graduated!
**[00:37] Kikyou**
Don't touch me.
**[00:40] Kikyou**
I am not your mother.
***SIGN*** Episode 5: "The Witch-Hunting Festival"
**[02:21] Reima**
Sorry to call you on such short notice.
**[02:25] Reima**
I have good news for you all today.
**[02:28] Reima**
We have decided to revive our academy's
formerly abolished witch-hunting festival.
**[02:33] Reima**
Well, this witch-hunting festival is technically
just an ordinary school festival...
**[02:36] Takeru**
Who's that?
**[02:37] Ikaruga**
A student who transferred
here last month, apparently.
**[02:41] Mari**
He reeks of street smarts.
**[02:43] Reima**
What's more, we're adding a
new rule to this year's festival.
**[02:50] Reima**
It involves...
**[02:51] Reima**
This.
**[02:53] Reima**
This is the special currency
we will use at the festival.
**[02:57] Reima**
This currency can be exchanged for credit points.
**[03:02] Reima**
Naturally...
**[03:03] Reima**
It can also be exchanged for cash.
**[03:07] Reima**
What do you think?
Isn't it a fantastic event?
**[03:07] Ikaruga**
Materialistic and proud of it, eh?
**[03:10] Mari**
But don't you guys desperately need points?
**[03:13] Mari**
Isn't this your big chance?
**[03:14] Ouka**
I'm against it.
**[03:16] Ouka**
Instead of participating in fun and games,
we should focus on actual platoon missions.
**[03:20] Ouka**
Don't you agree, Kusanagi—
**[03:30] Takeru**
User of the Kusanagi double-edged art,
Kusanagi Takeru.
**[03:32] Takeru**
For personal reasons,
**[03:35] Takeru**
I'm having us enter this festival!
**[03:37] Mari**
Why is he so motivated?
**[03:39] Ouka**
Well, his credits are riding on it.
**[03:42] Ikaruga**
That's not all.
**[03:44] Ikaruga**
He got baited by the money.
**[03:45] Ikaruga**
Cold, hard cash.
**[03:48] Both**
Money?
**[03:49] Takeru**
We need to draw up a plan of attack,
draft a list of necessary materials...
**[03:53] Takeru**
Oh, we also need to secure an
empty classroom as soon as possible.
**[03:56] Ikaruga**
His parents left him deep in debt.
**[03:59] Ikaruga**
He probably intends to use his share of the
earnings from this festival to clear some of it.
**[04:04] Ikaruga**
And he has a little sister.
He's dealing with a lot.
**[04:08] Ouka**
I see.
**[04:10] Takeru**
Let's do this.
**[04:12] Takeru**
Let's conquer the world!
**[04:15] Mari**
Yikes. Takeru's trying to
act like a real captain.
**[04:18] Takeru**
Listen up, punks.
**[04:19] Takeru**
This witch-hunting festival
ain't child's play.
***SIGN*** Freshmen 35th Test Platoon
**[04:22] Takeru**
Better take it seriously.
**[04:24] Takeru**
We're doing this...
**[04:25] Takeru**
I'll do whatever it takes to win!
**[04:28] (Flashback) Kikyou**
I am going to bring forward
the plans for your marriage.
**[04:31] (Flashback) Kikyou**
This month will be your last at school.
**[04:35] Usagi**
*They don't need me, anyway.*
**[04:37] Takeru**
Hey, isn't Usagi late?
**[04:40] Ikaruga**
Eye exams tend to be drag on sometimes.
**[04:42] Mari**
Was her left eye hurt that badly?
**[04:45] Ouka**
It's for the best that she gets it fixed.
**[04:48] Ouka**
Saionji's eyes are our eyes, after all.
**[04:51] Usagi**
* How can you say something*
* so nice now, of all times?*
**[04:56] Mari**
Speaking of whom, I know she doesn't like being called by her name because it means "bunny,"
**[05:01] Mari**
but then why does she wear that headband?
**[05:03] Takeru**
Headband?
**[05:04] Ouka**
Good point.
**[05:06] Ouka**
That headband looks like
bunny ears to me, too.
**[05:10] Ikaruga**
Oh, ye of little understanding.
**[05:12] Ikaruga**
She actually loves being called Usagi-chan.
**[05:16] Mari**
Really?
**[05:17] Mari**
Okay, in that case, I won't hold back.
**[05:19] Mari**
From now on, I'll call her Usa-chan.
**[05:21] Usagi**
That is the one name
I'll never let you call me!
**[05:26] Mari**
Welcome back, Usa-chan.
**[05:28] Usagi**
I just told you not to call me that!
**[05:30] Usagi**
Good grief!
**[05:32] Usagi**
This headband is a memento
of my grandmother.
**[05:34] Usagi**
Could you please not make fun of it?
**[05:36] Ikaruga**
But we're not.
**[05:39] Ikaruga**
Right, Kusanagi?
**[05:40] Takeru**
U-Uh, yeah. I think it's cute.
**[05:44] Usagi**
C-Cu-Cu...
**[05:46] Usagi**
Wh-Where did that come from?
**[05:50] Takeru**
Wh-What is it?
**[05:52] Both**
Nothing.
**[05:53] Takeru**
Come on! Spit it out!
**[05:55] Ikaruga**
Gee, thanks for the tired romcom routine.
**[05:57] Takeru**
That was just my honest opinion.
No deeper meaning to it.
**[06:03] Usgai**
That doesn't matter!
**[06:05] Usagi**
Anyway, weren't you discussing
the witch-hunting festival?
**[06:08] Takeru**
Oh, right.
**[06:10] Usagi**
Good grief,
**[06:11] Usagi**
why is it that when I'm not around,
you always do this?
**[06:15] Ishida**
Excuse me. May I come in?
**[06:20] Ishida**
Nice to meet you.
**[06:21] Ishida**
I am Ishida, captain of the 23rd Test Platoon.
**[06:24] Ishida**
Allow me to get right to the point.
**[06:26] Ishida**
Would you like to form an alliance
with us in the witch-hunting festival?
**[06:30] Platoon**
An alliance?
**[06:31] Ishida**
Our platoon is small in numbers,
**[06:34] Ishida**
just like yours.
**[06:36] Ishida**
I thought maybe we little guys
could help each other out.
**[06:40] Takeru**
I see.
**[06:42] Takeru**
It might be nice to have backup
when we're in trouble.
**[06:51] Usagi**
Why'd they have to ally
with another platoon?
**[06:54] Usagi**
I wanted to enjoy my last hurrah
with my teammates.
**[06:58] Usagi**
Oh! P-Pardon me!
**[07:01] Usagi**
My mind was wandering...
**[07:06] Reima**
Hi.
**[07:07] Usagi**
Reima-sama...
**[07:11] Reima**
Don't be so formal.
**[07:13] Reima**
How've you been?
**[07:15] Reima**
Is it just me, or did you get taller?
**[07:18] Reima**
What's wrong?
**[07:19] Usagi**
N-Nothing.
**[07:21] Reima**
When I heard you joined
this school, I was worried.
**[07:28] Reima**
Don't worry.
**[07:29] Reima**
You don't need to be in
a place like this anymore.
**[07:33] Reima**
Usagi, you don't need to
push yourself anymore.
**[07:41] Reima**
From now on, you'll be with me forever.
**[07:45] Takeru**
I don't get Suginami.
**[07:46] Takeru**
What did she buy all of this for?
**[07:51] Takeru**
Usagi?
**[07:52] Takeru**
Hey, what's wrong?
**[07:53] Takeru**
Usagi!
**[07:55] Reima**
Are you Usagi's captain?
**[07:59] Takeru**
I know you... You're that
executive committee chairman.
**[08:03] Reima**
I see you've been taking good care of her.
**[08:06] Reima**
I am Tenmyoji Reima.
**[08:08] Reima**
Usagi's childhood friend, I guess.
**[08:10] Reima**
Nice to meet you.
**[08:12] Takeru**
Likewise.
**[08:14] Reima**
It won't be for much longer,
but take care of Usagi.
**[08:19] Reima**
She's a very important belonging of mine.
**[08:26] Takeru**
Usagi?
**[08:30] Takeru**
What's wrong?
**[08:31] Takeru**
Calm down, Usagi. Look at me.
**[08:35] Usagi**
I'm... sorry...
**[08:37] Takeru**
Don't worry. I'm here for you.
**[08:40] Usagi**
Help... me...
**[08:43] Takeru**
I will help you. You're not alone.
**[08:45] Takeru**
I'm right here by your side.
**[08:53] Reima**
I can't wait, Usagi.
**[08:58] Shizuka**
Ohtori Ouka-san, right?
**[09:00] Shizuka**
I am Sendo Shizuka,
the student council secretary.
**[09:05] Shizuka**
Follow me. The president wants to see you.
***SIGN*** Reference Room 3
**[09:16] Ouka**
A sliding bookcase?
**[09:17] Shizuka**
Classic, right?
The president loves this sort of thing.
**[09:23] Nagaru**
Howdy, Ouka-chan.
**[09:25] Nagaru**
Long time no see.
**[09:27] Ouka**
Glad to see you haven't changed,
**[09:29] Ouka**
President Hoshijiro Nagaru.
**[09:31] Nagaru**
Thanks for bringing her here, Shizuka-chan.
**[09:34] Nagaru**
Have an orange.
**[09:36] Shizuka**
Thank you.
**[09:37] Nagaru**
I'm sorry I keep asking you
to sneak around for me.
**[09:40] Shizuka**
I don't mind. I wish to be a spy, anyway.
**[09:44] Nagaru**
Come join us, Ouka-chan.
**[09:46] Ouka**
No, thanks. Just cut to the chase.
**[09:49] Nagaru**
You're no fun. Well, whatever.
**[09:52] Nagaru**
Won't you help us out with something?
**[09:55] Ouka**
Help you?
**[09:56] Nagaru**
Yes.
**[09:57] Nagaru**
Ouka-chan, do you know of
a witch named Mephistopheles?
**[10:02] Ouka**
Mephistopheles?
**[10:04] Ouka**
Well, I have heard that name before.
**[10:06] Nagaru**
I'm not surprised, considering
she's an urban legend of sorts.
**[10:09] Nagaru**
The witch that devours human minds.
**[10:15] Nagaru**
What would you do if
she really existed, Ouka-chan?
**[10:19] Ouka**
With all due respect, you're stupid
for believing that fairy tale.
**[10:21] Nagaru**
Oh, how I wish it were just a fairy tale.
**[10:25] Nagaru**
She assaulted my subordinates.
**[10:28] Nagaru**
One was possessed and went berserk,
**[10:31] Nagaru**
killing everyone except me and Shizuka-chan.
**[10:38] Ikaruga**
Always the troublemaker, isn't she?
**[10:41] Mari**
Did something happen?
**[10:43] Ikaruga**
She always puts up a brave front
so she won't cause us any trouble.
**[10:48] Ikaruga**
But not only is Usagi the most stubborn
person I know, she's also the weakest.
**[10:52] Mari**
And what is Ohtori Ouka doing
at a time like this?!
**[10:57] Ikaruga**
Look who's talking. Isn't it time
for you to go to work?
**[11:01] Mari**
Ack. The anti-magic experiments...
**[11:02] Mari**
B-But this is no time to
be taking part in those.
**[11:05] Ikaruga**
If you ditch those experiments,
they'll throw you out of school.
**[11:09] Ikaruga**
You should let Kusanagi handle this.
**[11:12] Takeru**
Actually, I need to go to work.
**[11:17] Ikaruga**
My!
**[11:18] Ikaruga**
Somebody loves you.
**[11:22] Takeru**
I'll stay with her until she wakes up.
**[11:24] Mari**
You'd better not do any nasty things
to Usagi while she's asleep.
**[11:27] Takeru**
I would never!
**[11:29] Ikaruga**
We'll leave her in your care, then.
**[11:32] Mari**
If you do anything lewd, I'll castrate you.
**[11:44] Takeru**
Are you awake?
**[11:46] Usagi**
Why...
**[11:49] Usagi**
am I...
**[11:50] Takeru**
You fainted in the hallway.
**[11:52] Takeru**
Don't you remember?
**[11:56] Usagi**
Did you stay with me the whole time?
**[12:01] Takeru**
I promised to be there for you.
**[12:03] Usagi**
I'm sorry I made you stay back so late.
**[12:06] Takeru**
Don't worry.
**[12:07] Takeru**
Come on. I'll take you home.
**[12:10] Usagi**
O-Okay.
**[12:17] Takeru**
What's wrong?
**[12:18] Usagi**
C-Could it be that while I was asleep,
**[12:20] Usagi**
I held your hand the entire time?
**[12:23] Takeru**
What's the big deal with holding hands?
**[12:25] Usagi**
B-But...
**[12:27] Takeru**
Come on.
**[12:29] Takeru**
Let's go.
**[12:36] Ouka**
I see.
**[12:37] Ouka**
So that's why you want my help.
**[12:40] Ouka**
What exactly do you want me to do?
**[12:43] Nagaru**
Say, Ouka-chan...
**[12:44] Nagaru**
What do you make of Tenmyoji Reima?
**[12:47] Ouka**
Tenmyoji?
**[12:49] Ouka**
The executive committee chairman?
**[12:51] Nagaru**
Yeah, him.
**[12:52] Ouka**
What about him?
**[12:55] Nagaru**
Isn't he impressive?
**[12:57] Nagaru**
It's only been a month since he transferred in,
**[13:00] Nagaru**
and yet he's already planning school festivals
as the chairman of the executive committee.
**[13:04] Ouka**
Well, yes...
**[13:06] Nagaru**
And what's more,
**[13:07] Nagaru**
it's also been a month since we were attacked.
**[13:12] Nagaru**
See? Doesn't that seem a bit strange?
**[13:18] Takeru**
Tenmyoji, was it?
**[13:21] Takeru**
Your old friend?
**[13:23] Takeru**
Did something happen between you guys?
**[13:27] Takeru**
Sorry. Forget I asked.
**[13:30] Takeru**
I shouldn't be butting into your business.
**[13:32] Usagi**
It's not worth talking about.
**[13:35] Takeru**
What's wrong?
**[13:37] Takeu**
You're not acting like yourself.
**[13:42] Takeru**
No matter how serious your problem,
**[13:44] Takeru**
if you ask for my help,
I'll do everything in my power to help you.
**[13:49] Takeru**
There's bound to be one or
two things I can do for you.
**[13:54] Usagi**
Okay...
**[13:55] Usagi**
Okay, then!
Can you marry me, Kusanagi?
**[14:01] Usagi**
You can't, right?
**[14:03] Usagi**
That is the problem I am facing!
**[14:07] Usagi**
Reima-sama is my fiancé.
**[14:11] Takeru**
Huh?
**[14:11] Usagi**
I am the Saionji family's sole heir.
**[14:16] Usagi**
If I marry into a distinguished
family like the Tenmyojis,
**[14:19] Usagi**
the Saionjis' future will be secured.
**[14:22] Usagi**
It cannot be avoided.
**[14:24] Usagi**
This is what I get for being good-for-nothing.
**[14:28] Takeru**
Usagi...
**[14:34] Usagi**
This will be my last month
attending this school.
**[14:38] Takeru**
Usagi!
**[14:41] Takeru**
Hey!
**[14:43] Takeru**
Stay over at my place tonight!
**[15:07] Usagi**
My first time...
**[15:09] Usagi**
M-My goodness!
What am I thinking about?!
**[15:11] Usagi**
H-How shameless of me!
**[15:13] Usagi**
B-But staying the night means...
**[15:17] Usagi**
No, no, no!
**[15:19] Usagi**
Th-That sort of activity
is reserved for after marriage.
**[15:24] Usagi**
But there is what they call a "fait accompli"...
**[15:28] Usagi**
If I produce offspring in advance,
**[15:30] Usagi**
then I won't have to marry Reima-sama.
**[15:33] Usagi**
It's surprisingly logical,
**[15:36] Usagi**
and I'll get to be with Kusanagi forever...
**[15:44] Usagi**
No, no, no, no!
**[15:46] Usagi**
Wouldn't I be stealing him from the others?
**[15:48] Usagi**
And fait accompli?
**[15:50] Usagi**
We're talking about having *children* here!
**[15:52] Usagi**
I don't particularly want
a child with Kusanagi...
**[16:03] Usagi**
Whatever will be, will be!
**[16:08] Usagi**
I wonder if Kusanagi will be pleased.
**[16:15] Takeru**
Okay.
**[16:16] Takeru**
Oh, you're out.
**[16:18] Takeru**
Sorry my bath is so sma—
**[16:21] Takeru**
Wh-Why are you naked?!
**[16:25] Usagi**
You didn't provide me with
a change of clothes.
**[16:28] Takeru**
Right! S-Sorry!
**[16:30] Takeru**
You can use one of my shirts if you...
**[16:32] Usagi**
No, thank you.
**[16:33] Takeru**
Huh?
**[16:34] Usagi**
After all...
**[16:38] Usagi**
I'm going to end up naked, anyway.
**[16:39] Takeru**
Why?!
**[16:41] Usagi**
Kusanagi...
**[16:55] Usagi**
This is my first time.
**[16:59] Usagi**
I'm not sure what to do.
**[17:00] Takeru**
W-Wait!
**[17:03] Usagi**
Please stop making me embarrass myself.
**[17:14] Mari**
Takeru!
**[17:16] Mari**
Your apartment's intercom system is broken.
**[17:20] Ouka**
Hey! Ever heard of knocking?
**[17:23] Ouka**
A hedge between keeps friendship green...
**[17:27] Ikaruga**
First, let's look for his dirty magazines...
**[17:39] Takeru**
Uh... Well...
**[17:42] Mari**
You already have me...
**[17:44] Ouka**
I never thought you'd stoop this low...
**[17:47] Ikaruga**
Why didn't you invite me...
**[17:50] All**
You traitor!
**[17:56] Ikaruga**
Now I see.
**[17:58] Ikaruga**
So, who is he?
**[18:00] Takeru**
Tenmyoji Reima. Usagi's childhood friend.
**[18:04] Mari**
Tenmyoji? You mean the
executive committee chairman?
**[18:08] Ikaruga**
I don't see the problem. He's rich.
**[18:13] Ikaruga**
If you don't like him,
marry Kusanagi instead.
**[18:16] Both**
Why are you going there?!
**[18:18] Usagi**
Excuse me...
**[18:20] Usagi**
Why is everyone here?
**[18:23] Takeru**
I invited them.
**[18:24] Takeru**
I thought we'd hold a strategy meeting.
**[18:28] Takeru**
Comrades, I hereby call the Saionji Usagi
rescue mission meeting to order!
**[18:32] Usagi**
For me?
**[18:34] Takeru**
All we need to do is improve your grades to a level
the Saionjis would deem acceptable, right?
**[18:38] Usagi**
Easier said than done.
**[18:41] Takeru**
We'll rack up points in
the witch-hunting festival
**[18:44] Takeru**
and raise her grades.
**[18:45] Takeru**
This will convince Usagi's
parents to let her stay here.
**[18:48] Usagi**
Huh? But you can't!
**[18:50] Usagi**
I can't make you go so far for me.
**[18:53] Usagi**
I have nothing to give in return.
**[18:56] Ikaruga**
What are you saying?
**[18:58] Ikaruga**
Your problems are our problems.
**[19:03] Mari**
I'd miss you if you left, Usagi-chan.
**[19:07] Mari**
I'll help.
**[19:09] Ouka**
Though I object to
taking part in the festival,
**[19:11] Ouka**
I would hate to lose you from our platoon.
**[19:17] Takeru**
I take back what I said about doing
everything in my power to help you.
**[19:21] Takeru**
*We* will do everything in *our* power to help.
**[19:25] Usagi**
Kusanagi...
**[19:27] Takeru**
You're not alone.
**[19:29] Takeru**
We've got your back.
**[19:31] Mari**
Hey! You made Usagi-chan cry again!
**[19:34] Takeru**
S-Sorry.
**[19:36] Usagi**
All I do is drag everyone down
**[19:38] Usagi**
and make you all help me.
**[19:40] Takeru**
Silly.
**[19:42] Takeru**
Do you have any idea how many
times you've saved our lives?
**[19:46] Takeru**
With the einherjar.
**[19:49] Takeru**
And at the tournament.
**[19:52] Takeru**
If you hadn't been there,
we'd all be dead right now.
**[19:56] Takeru**
And moving forward,
we'll continue to need you.
**[19:58] Takeru**
That's why we're all here.
**[20:01] Takeru**
Please, at least understand that, Usagi.
**[20:05] Ikaruga**
Okay, let's crank out a plan of attack.
**[20:08] ---**
Yeah!
**[20:12] Ikaruga**
Here's my plan for certain victory:
**[20:17] Ikaruga**
a cosplay party!
**[20:21] Ikaruga**
A Chinese dress with beautiful slits!
**[20:24] Ouka**
S-Suginami! Don't open the curtain
without warning me!
**[20:28] Ikaruga**
A school swimsuit that showcases
the depravity of flat chests!
**[20:32] Mari**
I'm not showcasing anything of the sort!
**[20:35] Ikaruga**
Every boy's dream: a little sister
wearing nothing but a dress shirt!
**[20:39] Lapis**
Can I sleep with you tonight, Onii-chan?
**[20:44] Ikaruga**
But that's not all, folks.
**[20:47] Ikaruga**
The next entry is my best creation!
**[20:51] Usagi**
This is actually covering everything...
**[20:55] Usagi**
Right?
**[20:58] Usagi**
Now I can never get married!
**[21:00] Ishida**
This is too perfect, Suginami-kun.
**[21:02] Ishida**
Nay, Captain Suginami!
**[21:05] Takeru**
Uh, I'm the captain.
**[21:08] Ikaruga**
You look great in that.
**[21:10] Takeru**
How'd I get dragged into this?
**[21:12] Mari**
Hey, can I change now?
**[21:15] Ishida**
Oh, wait!
**[21:16] Ishida**
How about taking a keepsake picture?
**[21:20] Mari**
Huh? But it'd be so embarrassing.
**[21:22] Ikaruga**
Oh, it's okay. Come on.
**[21:24] Takeru**
Usagi?
**[21:28] Mari**
Come on! Hurry over here, Usagi-chan!
**[21:31] Ouka**
Saionji, stop stalling.
**[21:33] Ouka**
Get over here and cover my legs!
**[21:36] Ikaruga**
Come here already, Usagi. You're our star.
**[21:39] Takeru**
Hurry. That's an order.
**[21:42] Usagi**
Y-You don't need to order me!
**[21:45] Usagi**
Please don't rush me so!
**[21:47] Mari**
Come on, come on. Next to me.
**[21:49] Ishida**
Okay, everyone ready?
**[21:51] Takeru**
Hey, Suginami!
**[23:29] Reima**
I guess it's about time to change bodies, huh?
***SIGN*** Even Bunnies Have Fangs
# 6 - Even Bunnies Have Fangs
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:06] (Flashback) Takeru**
*We* will do everything in *our* power to help.
**[00:16] Usagi**
Grandfather,
**[00:18] Usagi**
I am no longer alone.
***SIGN*** Episode 6: "Even Bunnies Have Fangs"
**[01:56] (Flashback) Ikaruga**
So, who is he?
**[01:58] (Flashback) Takeru**
Tenmyoji Reima.
**[02:00] (Flashback) Takeru**
Usagi's childhood friend.
**[02:05] (Flashback) Nagaru**
Say, Ouka-chan...
**[02:07] (Flashback) Nagaru**
What do you make of Tenmyoji Reima?
**[02:12] Ouka**
What are you doing?
**[02:14] Girl**
Tenmyoji-senpai suggested we decorate
the campus for the witch-hunting festival.
**[02:19] Ouka**
Tenmyoji did?
**[02:24] Reima**
Well, if it isn't the captain.
**[02:26] Reima**
I look forward to seeing
what you do for the festival.
**[02:30] Reima**
After all, it'll be Usagi's
final memory of this academy.
**[02:33] Reima**
I'm sure you've heard,
**[02:35] Reima**
but Usagi and I are getting married.
**[02:37] Reima**
Don't worry.
**[02:39] Reima**
She's a very important belonging of mine.
**[02:41] Takeru**
You said the same thing the other day,
and it's been bothering me ever since.
**[02:46] Takeru**
Usagi doesn't "belong" to anyone.
**[02:47] Takeru**
You wouldn't say that if
she really was precious to you.
**[02:51] Reima**
Oh?
**[02:53] Reima**
What are you to Usagi, anyway?
**[02:56] Reima**
What do you know about her?
**[02:57] Takeru**
What, you ask?
**[02:59] Takeru**
We're comrades!
**[03:01] Reima**
Usagi has a comrade?
**[03:04] Takeru**
Why are you laughing?
**[03:06] Reima**
Because it's just so funny!
**[03:08] Reima**
How can someone who killed her brother
have a trusted comrade-in-arms?
**[03:12] Takeru**
Killed her brother?
**[03:14] Takeru**
Cut the bullshit, asshole!
**[03:16] Reima**
She's pitiful to the core.
**[03:19] Reima**
An outcast in her own family—
**[03:21] Takeru**
Bullshit me one more time,
and I'll cut you down!
**[03:24] Reima**
Don't blow your top. I'm not lying.
**[03:28] Reima**
But don't worry.
**[03:29] Reima**
I promise I'll make Usagi happy.
**[03:32] Takeru**
We won't let you have her! We'll do
everything in our power to protect her!
**[03:35] Reima**
Then I will do everything
in my power to make her mine.
**[03:43] Reima**
Don't get cocky, you piece of shit.
**[03:46] Ouka**
Vlad, can you hear me?
**[03:48] Vlad**
What is it, provisional master?
**[03:51] Ouka**
Can you give me a bird's-eye view?
**[03:53] Ouka**
I need to be able to see
the campus from above.
**[03:56] Vlad**
Very well. I shall comply.
**[04:01] Ouka**
What in the world...
**[04:03] Vlad**
It's a type of magic circle that
takes over the mind.
**[04:07] Ouka**
A spell of this scale could
cause so much harm!
**[04:16] Usagi**
Reima-sama...
**[04:18] Reima**
I hear you didn't go home last night.
**[04:21] Reima**
What a bad girl.
**[04:23] Reima**
Perhaps you need to be punished?
**[04:27] Reima**
Do you want your mind broken again?
**[04:29] Reima**
Like it was that day.
**[04:31] Usagi**
I won't...
**[04:33] Usagi**
I won't do as you say anymore!
**[04:38] Reima**
Is that so?
**[04:41] Reima**
Going through a rebellious phase?
**[04:45] Reima**
You can never escape my grasp.
**[04:48] Reima**
A murderer like you has nowhere to run.
**[04:53] Reima**
Have you forgotten what you did?
**[04:56] Reima**
How would your dead brother
feel if he saw you right now?
**[05:00] Reima**
Don't worry.
**[05:02] Reima**
I, and I alone, will let you stay with me.
**[05:05] Reima**
I will not abandon you.
**[05:16] Reima**
Well, then...
**[05:18] Reima**
What will your "comrade" do?
**[05:21] Fake-Shizuka**
It's almost certain that Tenmyoji is Mephisto.
**[05:24] Fake-Shizuka**
I will head out right now to capture him.
**[05:26] Nagaru**
I'm sorry I keep asking you
to sneak around for me.
**[05:30] Fake-Shizuka**
I would throw away my very life
if you commanded it, Madam President.
**[05:33] Nagaru**
Oh...
**[05:35] Nagaru**
I'm sorry, Shizuka-chan.
**[05:38] Nagaru**
I guess I couldn't save you.
**[05:40] Fake-Shizuka**
P-President?
**[05:41] Nagaru**
Whenever I tell Shizuka-chan,
**[05:43] Nagaru**
"I'm sorry I keep asking you to sneak around
for me," she always responds with,
**[05:47] Nagaru**
"I wish to be a spy, anyway."
**[05:53] Takeru**
Usagi! Are you in here?
**[05:55] Mari**
She's out shopping.
**[05:58] Takeru**
Oh...
**[05:59] Mari**
Is something wrong?
**[06:00] Takeru**
Sorry. I'm going to look for Usagi.
**[06:03] Mari**
Wait!
**[06:03] Mari**
I'm not sure what's happening,
but I'm coming, too!
**[06:09] Fake-Shizuka**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[06:11] Ouka**
Let's go, Senpai.
**[06:13] Fake-Shizuka**
I'll cover you.
**[06:19] Ouka**
Tenmyoji Reima!
You're under arrest!
**[06:23] Reima**
Why, exactly?
**[06:26] Reima**
I haven't done anything.
**[06:29] Reima**
Yet.
**[06:30] Ouka**
We know your true identity.
**[06:32] Ouka**
Just surrender peacefully!
**[06:34] Reima**
My true identity?
**[06:36] Ouka**
You can't talk your way
out of this, Mephistopheles.
**[06:39] Mephisto**
You called?
**[06:42] Ouka**
No way!
**[06:43] Mephisto**
Nice to meet you.
**[06:45] Mephisto**
I'm Mephisto.
**[06:49] Mephisto**
This girl wanted to
protect you kids so badly,
**[06:52] Mephisto**
she tried to kill herself by
biting her tongue in half.
**[06:55] Mephisto**
Well, at least she and her beloved president
**[06:58] Mephisto**
are probably happy together
up in heaven right now.
**[07:01] Ouka**
You monster!
**[07:05] Ouka**
Damn...
**[07:19] Takeru**
What's up?
**[07:21] Mari**
My gleipnir was deactivated.
**[07:23] Takeru**
Huh?
**[07:23] Mari**
I can use magic now.
**[07:27] Mari**
What the hell's going on?
**[07:31] Nagaru**
Is this Kusanagi Takeru-kun?
**[07:33] Takeru**
Who's there?
**[07:34] Nagaru**
I'm Hoshijiro, the student council president.
**[07:38] Nagaru**
Ouch...
**[07:40] Nagaru**
I guess it really does hurt,
even with a bulletproof vest on.
**[07:44] Takeru**
What are you talking about?
**[07:45] Nagaru**
That doesn't matter right now.
**[07:48] Nagaru**
Ouka-chan is in danger.
**[07:51] Takeru**
Did something happen to her?
**[07:52] Nagaru**
Please, I need your platoon's help.
**[07:55] Fake-Ouka**
This won't do.
**[07:59] Fake-Ouka**
Relic Eater owners are such a nuisance.
**[08:03] Reima**
It looks like you've possessed her just fine.
**[08:06] Fake-Ouka**
It's like having split personality disorder.
**[08:09] Fake-Ouka**
Her soul is still in this world.
**[08:14] Fake-Ouka**
I guess I'll have to activate
the magic sooner than I thought.
**[08:16] Reima**
Th-That wasn't part of the deal!
**[08:18] Reima**
I transferred schools for you!
**[08:22] Reima**
I did it because you promised to make
this academy and the Inquisition mine!
**[08:26] Reima**
That was the plan—
**[08:29] Reima**
What are you doing?
**[08:30] Fake-Ouka**
Get this straight, you piece of shit.
**[08:33] Fake-Ouka**
I could've killed you whenever I wanted.
**[08:36] Fake-Ouka**
The only reason I didn't
**[08:38] Fake-Ouka**
is because having the Tenmyoji heir
in my pocket could come in handy.
**[08:44] Reima**
Let me go!
**[08:45] Fake-Ouka**
Without me, you'd still be the school wimp,
and not the executive committee chairman.
**[08:51] Fake-Ouka**
Do you now understand
who wears the pants around here?
**[09:00] Fake-Ouka**
What a sorry excuse for a man.
**[09:03] Fake-Ouka**
Rest assured.
**[09:04] Fake-Ouka**
Most of the students are still alive.
**[09:07] Fake-Ouka**
Once I'm finished here, the academy is yours.
**[09:11] Fake-Ouka**
Just wait, my sweet little body...
**[09:14] Fake-Ouka**
It's time to exact my revenge!
**[09:17] Nagaru**
Mephisto wants her body back.
The academy has it locked up.
**[09:22] Nagaru**
She probably plans to take it by using a
magical item to brainwash the students.
**[09:29] Nagaru**
Kusanagi-kun?
**[09:30] Takeru**
Just shut up for a minute.
**[09:33] Takeru**
First, you got Ohtori caught up in this,
**[09:36] Takeru**
and now you want us to save her?
**[09:39] Mari**
Takeru...
**[09:40] Takeru**
I'm not about to take orders from you.
**[09:42] Takeru**
But I am gonna go save my comrade.
**[09:44] Takeru**
That's all there is to it!
**[09:46] Nagaru**
Understood. That's fine by me.
**[09:49] Nagaru**
Just come back alive.
**[09:52] Takeru**
Lapis. Are you there?
**[09:54] Lapis**
Yes. I am always by your side.
**[09:57] Takeru**
Do you know where Ohtori and Usagi are?
**[09:59] Lapis**
I cannot locate Ohtori Ouka-sama,
**[10:02] Lapis**
but I have found Saionji Usagi-sama.
**[10:06] Lapis**
She is inside the church.
**[10:07] Takeru**
The church...
**[10:08] Takeru**
Mari, I want that magic spell lifted.
**[10:12] Takeru**
Can you do that?
**[10:13] Mari**
Who the hell do you think I am?
**[10:22] (Flashback) Brother**
Whoa! Awesome!
**[10:25] (Flashback) Young Usagi**
Brother! Don't touch that!
**[10:28] (Flashback) Brother**
What's the big deal?
**[10:32] (Flashback) Brother**
Come on, come on.
**[10:33] (Flashback) Young Usagi**
Brother!
**[10:36] (Flashback) Young Usagi**
No!
**[10:46] (Flashback) Young Reima**
Hey, I heard...
**[10:49] (Flashback) Young Reima**
You killed your big brother, didn't you?
**[10:54] (Flashback) Young Reima**
Tell me, how did it feel
when you killed him?
**[10:57] (Flashback) Young Reima**
Did it feel good?
**[10:58] (Flashback) Young Usagi**
No!
**[11:01] (Flashback) Young Reima**
Spit it out.
**[11:05] (Flashback) Young Reima**
I've made up my mind.
From now on, you belong to me.
**[11:16] Usagi**
R-Reima-sama?
**[11:18] Usagi**
What are you doing?
**[11:20] Reima**
What do you think? It's our wedding night.
**[11:22] Usagi**
N-No!
**[11:24] Reima**
You're beautiful, Usagi.
**[11:26] Reima**
This wedding is for just the two of us.
**[11:28] Usagi**
Please stop!
**[11:30] Reima**
And here I was going to be gentle
since it's your first time!
**[11:37] Reima**
Now that's the Usagi I know!
**[11:41] Reima**
All you need to do is fear and obey me!
**[11:45] Reima**
Don't worry.
**[11:47] Reima**
You're a worthless murderer,
**[11:50] Reima**
but I will never abandon you.
**[12:04] Usagi**
I want to go home.
**[12:08] Usagi**
Don't leave me.
**[12:13] (Flashback) Mari**
Come on! Hurry over here, Usagi-chan!
**[12:16] (Flashback) Ouka**
Saionji, stop stalling.
**[12:18] (Flashback) Ikaruga**
Come here already, Usagi.
**[12:20] (Flashback) Takeru**
Hurry. That's an order.
**[12:27] (Flashback) Takeru**
You're not alone.
**[12:31] Usagi**
*That's right. I must go home.*
**[12:34] Usagi**
*I now have a place I can call home!*
**[12:37] Usagi**
*Even bunnies have fangs, you know?!*
**[12:45] Usagi**
Don't think for a second that
you can have your way with me!
**[12:49] Reima**
How dare...
**[12:52] Reima**
How dare you talk to me like that?!
**[12:56] Reima**
I'll make you regret those words!
**[13:02] Takeru**
Usagi!
**[13:04] Usagi**
Kusanagi!
**[13:07] Takeru**
Are you okay?
**[13:10] Usagi**
I was so, so scared!
**[13:14] Takeru**
Sorry, but it's not over yet.
**[13:17] Takeru**
I want you to go help Mari.
**[13:19] Usagi**
She's in danger?
**[13:21] Takeru**
Ask Suginami for the details.
**[13:23] Takeru**
We don't have time.
**[13:24] Usagi**
What about you?
**[13:26] Takeru**
I'm going to take care of that bastard.
**[13:28] Usagi**
Please promise me.
**[13:30] Usagi**
Promise that if I take care of Nikaido,
**[13:32] Usagi**
you'll beat up that jerk for me!
**[13:35] Takeru**
Yeah, I promise.
**[13:37] Usagi**
And one more thing!
**[13:40] Usagi**
If I manage to keep Nikaido safe, uh...
**[13:43] Usagi**
P-Pat me on the head again.
**[13:45] Takeru**
You can count on it.
**[13:46] Usagi**
It's a promise!
**[13:52] Reima**
Usagi!
**[13:56] Takeru**
You're dealing with me.
**[13:59] Takeru**
I'm going to make good on my promise!
***SIGN*** Saionji Usagi
**[14:16] Usagi**
Why am I using my grandfather's rifle?
**[14:18] Ikaruga**
Your usual rifle is too heavy.
**[14:21] Ikaruga**
This one will suit your needs
better for this mission.
**[14:24] Ikaruga**
And you're familiar with it, too.
**[14:26] Ikaruga**
If you shoot her with two
of these special bullets,
**[14:28] Ikaruga**
that should be enough
to kill her disembodied soul.
**[14:31] Ikaruga**
However, the body still
belongs to someone else.
**[14:34] Ikaruga**
Avoid their vitals.
**[14:36] Ikaruga**
Can you do that?
**[14:46] Mari**
Destroying the magic sequence comes first.
**[14:50] Mari**
Let's do this!
**[14:55] Fake-Ouka**
Nikaido! Are you okay?
**[14:57] Fake-Ouka**
I was so worried about you!
What's the situation?
**[15:01] Fake-Ouka**
Nikaido?
**[15:02] Fake-Ouka**
Answer me!
**[15:07] Mari**
You need to brush up
on your method acting.
**[15:10] Mari**
That bitch would never worry about me.
**[15:16] Fake-Ouka**
Oh, well. I guess the jig is up.
**[15:19] Fake-Ouka**
Bye-bye.
**[15:25] Mari**
They fell? Usagi-chan?!
**[15:27] Mari**
They fell?!
**[15:32] Fake-Ouka**
Shit!
**[15:33] Fake-Ouka**
That's the girl Reima wanted.
**[15:36] Fake-Ouka**
It was stupid of me to let
that piece of shit handle things!
**[15:40] Fake-Ouka**
Eat this!
**[15:44] Fake-Ouka**
It's an instant charm.
**[15:46] Usagi**
Not so fast!
**[15:47] Fake-Ouka**
I'm kind of busy here.
**[15:49] Fake-Ouka**
Go play with these other guys.
**[15:53] Boys**
Usagi-chan...
**[15:55] Fake-Ouka**
Well, bye-bye.
**[15:57] Boys**
Usagi-chan...
**[16:00] Usagi**
Wh-What is the meaning of this?!
**[16:03] Usagi**
What's wrong with everybody tonight?
**[16:05] Usagi**
Don't they respect the fragility
of a young maiden's pure heart?!
**[16:13] Takeru**
I dare you to say it one more time.
**[16:16] Takeru**
I dare you to say Usagi belongs to you.
**[16:20] Takeru**
Kusanagi double-edged art:
Sleazebag Scare!
**[16:32] Lapis**
Aren't you going to finish him off?
**[16:34] Takeru**
Usagi didn't ask me to kill him.
**[16:37] Takeru**
And I don't think he's worth killing anyway.
**[16:40] Takeru**
We have bigger things to worry about.
**[16:45] Mari**
Just a bit more...
**[16:50] Fake-Ouka**
Oops, I missed!
**[16:52] Fake-Ouka**
Well, let's give it another shot.
**[16:58] Fake-Ouka**
Another Relic Eater?
**[16:59] Mari**
Takeru?
**[17:00] Takeru**
Sorry I'm late.
**[17:02] Takeru**
You're going to give Ohtori back.
**[17:05] Fake-Ouka**
Desiring with supreme ardor...
**[17:09] Fake-Ouka**
Bring down the hammer against witches!
**[17:13] Takeru**
How are you using Ohtori's Relic Eater?!
**[17:19] Fake-Ouka**
Not too familiar with this Relic Eater, are we?
**[17:23] Fake-Ouka**
It has the ability to pierce through
any magic it knows the sequence of!
**[17:29] Mari**
Takeru!
**[17:30] Fake-Ouka**
Worry about yourself!
**[17:32] Takeru**
Not on my watch!
**[17:34] Fake-Ouka**
Look at you, holding out
even without your Relic Eater.
**[17:38] Fake-Ouka**
That girl's coming back...
**[17:42] Fake-Ouka**
I just had a great idea.
**[17:44] Fake-Ouka**
Mind if I test your bonds a little?
**[17:49] Usagi**
Are you okay, Nikaido?
**[17:52] Usagi**
Ohtori?
**[17:53] Usagi**
Is it really you?
**[17:55] Fake-Ouka**
That's right.
**[17:56] Fake-Ouka**
Mephisto is currently inside of Kusanagi!
**[18:10] Usagi**
Which is... real?
**[18:14] Takeru**
Usagi.
**[18:16] Takeru**
If you can't decide, then shoot me.
**[18:18] Takeru**
Shoot me, and then shoot Ohtori.
**[18:20] Usagi**
What are you saying?!
**[18:21] Takeru**
Don't worry. Neither I nor Ohtori will die.
**[18:25] Usagi**
Kusanagi...
**[18:26] Fake-Ouka**
Saionji! Don't listen to him!
**[18:29] Fake-Ouka**
Trust me!
**[18:31] Takeru**
We trust you.
**[18:33] Takeru**
So, please...
**[18:35] Takeru**
Place your trust in us, too.
**[18:38] Usagi**
Okay. Preparing to shoot!
**[18:41] Fake-Ouka**
Stop it! I'm the real—
**[18:43] Fake-Ouka**
Wh-What?!
**[18:47] Fake-Ouka**
My body won't mo...
**[18:50] Ouka**
* I won't let you defile the name*
* Ohtori Ouka any more!*
**[18:55] Ouka**
*I heard everything. Your voice...*
**[18:59] Ouka**
*And my friends' voices!*
**[19:00] Fake-Ouka**
Stay out of this! You lost to me already!
**[19:10] Fake-Ouka**
Saionji! If you even slightly
consider me a friend...
**[19:13] Fake-Ouka**
Then shoot me!
**[19:15] Usagi**
Roger!
**[19:25] Usagi**
You won't escape.
**[19:44] Takeru**
Ohtori! Answer me!
**[19:46] Takeru**
Hey, Ohtori!
**[19:48] Takeru**
Hey, wake up!
**[19:50] Usagi**
Ohtori!
**[19:51] Usagi**
S-Stay calm! W-We need to...
**[19:54] Usagi**
m-massage her heart.
**[19:55] Usagi**
Wait, no.
**[19:57] Usagi**
Mouth-to-mouth?!
**[19:58] Usagi**
Er, uh...
**[20:05] Mari**
I did it!
**[20:07] Mari**
Hey! Don't you die on me!
**[20:09] Mari**
How am I supposed to boast to you?
**[20:11] Ikaruga**
All right. Move it.
**[20:18] Ikaruga**
She's got a pulse. She'll be fine.
**[20:20] Ikaruga**
Anyone would faint after being shot
by one of those bullets.
**[20:24] Ouka**
I-I'm okay...
**[20:27] Ouka**
I'm alive...
**[20:29] Ouka**
So keep it down...
**[22:04] Ouka**
How dare you touch me!
**[22:10] Takeru**
Masters!
**[22:11] Takeru**
You need to pay...
**[22:15] Ikaruga**
I guess my plan had a fatal flaw.
**[22:17] Ikaruga**
We may be smoking hot,
**[22:19] Ikaruga**
but our personalities are revolting.
**[22:23] Takeru**
Why am I in this hell...
**[22:26] Ikaruga**
Oh, right. Usagi was calling for you.
**[22:30] Takeru**
She was?
**[22:33] Takeru**
U-Usagi...
**[22:35] Takeru**
Why are you dressed like that?
**[22:40] Usagi**
S-Suginami did this...
**[22:44] Takeru**
Put something on first.
**[22:46] Usagi**
Sorry you had to see something so unsightly.
**[22:49] Takeru**
Uh, that's not it.
**[22:51] Takeru**
It's more like I don't know where to look.
**[22:59] Usagi**
Th-Thanks to you,
the engagement has been broken off.
**[23:03] Usagi**
And I am allowed to
stay at the academy.
**[23:06] Takeru**
Really?!
**[23:07] Usagi**
And so... Um...
**[23:10] Takeru**
I'm proud of you, Usagi.
**[23:17] Sougetsu**
How reliable is this intel?
**[23:19] Kurogane**
Not enough evidence to say for sure,
but it's probably true.
**[23:23] Sougetsu**
Well, let's start by calling
Suginami-kun in here.
***SIGN*** Investigation Report on Lost Matri
**[23:26] Sougetsu**
Tell her we need to talk about her family.
***SIGN*** Traitor
# 7 - Traitor
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:05] Ikaruga**
You wanted to see me?
**[00:10] Sougetsu**
Look at this and tell me what you think.
***SIGN*** Lost Matrix Investigation Report
**[00:13] Ikaruga**
What is this?
**[00:15] Sougetsu**
A picture taken by our undercover spy
at Alchemist Corporation.
**[00:20] Sougetsu**
In the picture, you'll see a dark elf cell,
**[00:23] Sougetsu**
a.k.a the Lost Matrix.
**[00:26] Sougetsu**
Alchemist wants to use this to make weapons.
**[00:31] Ikaruga**
Ridiculous.
**[00:34] Ikaruga**
Be it dark elves, dragons, or whatever,
**[00:37] Ikaruga**
no one has ever succeeded at
cloning a legendary creature.
**[00:41] Ikaruga**
And there aren't any cells left to research.
**[00:45] Sougetsu**
Exactly.
**[00:46] Sougetsu**
Even the Lost Matrix, which was preserved
in the best condition known to man,
**[00:50] Sougetsu**
is said to have gone missing four years ago.
**[00:53] Sougetsu**
Judging from your surname, Suginami,
**[00:56] Sougetsu**
I assume that before enrolling here,
**[00:57] Sougetsu**
you were working at Alchemist as
a genius researcher they created.
**[01:03] Sougetsu**
You were what they call a designer child.
**[01:08] Sougetsu**
Is there anything you'd like to tell me?
**[01:11] Ikaruga**
I've already told you everything
I know about Alchemist.
**[01:15] Ikaruga**
Excuse me.
**[01:19] Kurogane**
She clearly knows.
**[01:20] Kurogane**
We should lock her up and make her
tell us where the Lost Matrix is.
**[01:24] Sougetsu**
Not only is that a barbaric idea,
it's also utterly boring.
**[01:28] Sougetsu**
I think we should wait and see what she does.
**[01:31] Sougetsu**
The more cards we have to play
against Alchemist, the better.
**[01:36] Kurogane**
What are you thinking?
**[01:37] Kurogane**
A trade? Blackmail?
**[01:40] Kurogane**
All-out war?
**[01:45] Sougetsu**
Who knows?
**[01:46] Sougetsu**
But when the time comes, you may find that
all three of those options are one and the same.
**[01:53] Ikaruga**
Four years, huh? Time sure does fly.
**[01:57] Ikaruga**
It's me.
**[01:58] Ikaruga**
It's been a while. How've you been?
***SIGN*** Episode 7: "Traitor"
**[03:32] Boy A**
Our platoon is in trouble!
**[03:34] Boy A**
We don't have enough
points to pass the year.
**[03:36] Boy B**
We're almost there. We'll make it somehow.
**[03:39] Boy C**
What's with that short bar?
**[03:42] Boy B**
Oh, that's the Small Fry Platoon.
**[03:46] Takeru**
There are fewer platoons than before.
**[03:51] Mari**
And yet we're still dead last?
**[03:53] Usagi**
What? Here to ridicule us?
**[03:56] Mari**
Yep. I came to make fun of you, Usagi-chan.
**[03:59] Usagi**
But you're in this platoon, too!
**[04:01] Usagi**
You lack both responsibility and breasts!
**[04:04] Mari**
What are you saying?
I've got plenty of responsibility!
**[04:07] Mari**
Wait, no! I meant I *also* have responsibility!
**[04:08] (Flashback) Ouka**
So we really aren't doing too well, huh?
**[04:11] Takeru**
I have no excuse.
**[04:12] Ikaruga**
Kusanagi.
**[04:14] Takeru**
Hey. Took you long enough.
What were you doing?
**[04:17] Ikaruga**
What was I doing?
**[04:19] Ikaruga**
I could tell you,
**[04:21] Ikaruga**
but are you sure you can handle the truth?
**[04:25] Takeru**
Why are you spouting lines
straight out of some dramatic scene?
**[04:28] Ikaruga**
Your noble "I'll carry half your burden" line
**[04:30] Ikaruga**
may have worked on them,
but I won't go gaga over you so easily!
**[04:35] Ouka**
Wh-Who's going gaga for whom?!
**[04:38] Mari**
I mean, as if!
**[04:39] Usagi**
That is the rudest thing you could say!
**[04:41] Ikaruga**
Oh, how I envy you, lady killer.
**[04:44] Takeru**
What the hell is with you right now?!
**[04:46] Takeru**
We ought to be focusing on
how we need more points!
**[04:48] Ikaruga**
Shall I hack into the academy's database
**[04:52] Ikaruga**
and find a shady mission for us?
**[04:54] (Flashback) Takeru**
What are you...
**[04:54] Usagi**
Please don't!
**[04:57] Usagi**
The other test platoons are
probably already aware of
**[05:00] Usagi**
any cases in town that'd help us score points.
**[05:03] Usagi**
I think the only place we can find
anything worthwhile is at the border.
**[05:07] Mari**
You guys underestimate the slums.
**[05:10] Mari**
If you guys passed our security checkpoint,
you'd be killed five times in under a minute.
**[05:13] Ouka**
Every year, there's at least one
freshman platoon which gets cocky,
**[05:16] Ouka**
goes to the border,
and gets completely wiped out.
**[05:20] Usagi**
So our only option is to go after Mossie,
the giant serpent in the ancient sewers!
**[05:24] Ouka**
That's not real.
**[05:26] Mari**
You really are a child.
**[05:29] Mari**
Damn it!
**[05:30] Takeru**
Not joining in?
**[05:32] Ikaruga**
I'm not in the mood today.
**[05:34] Mari**
You guys are no fun at all!
**[05:38] Takeru**
This is terrifyingly bad.
**[05:41] Ikaruga**
We show zero signs of progress.
**[05:43] Ikaruga**
Nothing's changed at all.
**[05:45] Ikaruga**
We're still the Small Fry Platoon.
**[05:47] Takeru**
Been that way since it was just you and me.
**[05:50] Ikaruga**
What do you mean,
"since it was just you and me"?
**[05:54] Ikaruga**
You make us sound like a married couple.
**[05:59] Takeru**
Is teasing me really that much fun?
**[06:02] Ikaruga**
Well, then.
**[06:04] Ikaruga**
I'm taking a leave of absence
from school for a while.
**[06:07] Ikaruga**
Have fun.
**[06:07] Usagi**
Huh?
**[06:08] Mari**
Leave of absence?
**[06:09] Ouka**
Why?
**[06:10] Ikaruga**
I could tell you,
**[06:13] Ikaruga**
but are you sure you can handle the tru—
**[06:15] Takeru**
Enough of that already!
**[06:19] Ikaruga**
Well, you kids,
**[06:21] Ikaruga**
do your best even when I'm gone.
**[06:25] Takeru**
Hey, wait!
**[06:26] Ikaruga**
Bye-bye.
**[06:38] (Flashback) Ikaruga**
Why didn't you draw your sword?
**[06:42] (Flashback) Takeru**
On an unarmed opponent?
**[06:45] (Flashback) Takeru**
My pride wouldn't allow that.
**[06:48] (Flashback) Ikaruga**
You've got one strange sense of pride.
**[06:52] (Flashback) Ikaruga**
You're amusing. I like you.
**[06:56] (Flashback) Ikaruga**
I like people who stick out.
**[07:00] Usagi**
What's wrong, Kusanagi?
**[07:03] Takeru**
She just said bye-bye.
**[07:06] Takeru**
That's the first time
she's ever said good-bye.
**[07:09] Mari**
What do you mean?
**[07:10] Usagi**
Now that you mention it,
Suginami has been acting strange today.
**[07:21] Haunted**
Grief looks so stylish on a scientist's face.
**[07:25] Haunted**
Right, Suginami Isuka-san?
**[07:27] Isuka**
Grief? What is that?
**[07:29] Haunted**
A marvelous emotion that
brings out a woman's beauty.
**[07:33] Haunted**
It truly is a sight to behold!
**[07:36] Isuka**
Is that so? Not that I understand.
**[07:39] Haunted**
It's like beholding a girl
who was defiled and then ignored.
**[07:43] Haunted**
Makes you want to take her in your arms.
**[07:45] Isuka**
Do you want to take me?
**[07:49] Isuka**
Feel free.
**[07:51] Isuka**
Oh, and I say this, fully aware of the
sexual connotations involved.
**[07:54] Haunted**
No, thanks.
**[07:55] Haunted**
I'm afraid I've gone limp.
**[07:57] Haunted**
Are all of the Suginamis like you?
**[08:01] Haunted**
Why don't you try enjoying a life
more befitting of humans?
**[08:04] Isuka**
Research is the only thing that interests us.
**[08:07] Haunted**
So, did you manage to resurrect the elves?
**[08:11] Isuka**
No. It ended in failure.
**[08:12] Isuka**
I'm nowhere close to resurrecting dark elves.
**[08:15] Haunted**
Why are you so obsessed with *dark* elves?
**[08:19] Haunted**
I can't help but feel it stems
from a deep-rooted hatred.
**[08:23] Isuka**
Sorry to disappoint you,
**[08:26] Isuka**
but I possess nothing of the sort.
**[08:34] Haunted**
Then why did you betray Alchemist
**[08:37] Haunted**
to join us in Valhalla?
**[08:41] Isuka**
At the end of the day,
Alchemist is a corporation.
**[08:43] Isuka**
If I work here, I'm only allowed
to create what they request of me.
**[08:48] Haunted**
So when you ordered me to
kill all the scientists here,
**[08:53] Haunted**
it was not because of a grudge,
but for a practical reason?
**[08:57] Isuka**
Of course.
**[08:58] Haunted**
Don't you have any regard for human lives?!
**[09:02] Haunted**
I love people! I love killing people!
**[09:05] Haunted**
That is why I kill!
**[09:06] Isuka**
Wait. Why are you angry?
**[09:09] Haunted**
I demand that you feel some
kind of emotion when killing!
**[09:12] Haunted**
Hatred, love, anger, anything.
**[09:15] Haunted**
Otherwise, the people getting killed
would be dying for nothing!
**[09:20] Isuka**
I don't understand your rationale,
but I didn't kill them.
**[09:24] Isnua**
You did.
**[09:27] Haunted**
What a fool I've been.
**[09:29] Haunted**
I guess scientists and wizards
really do mix like oil and water.
**[09:33] Isuka**
Yes, but just as I need your organization,
**[09:36] Isuka**
your organization also needs me.
**[09:40] Isuka**
I will keep my promise.
**[09:42] Isuka**
I will resurrect elves.
**[09:47] Haunted**
Isuka-san, do you have a headache?
**[09:50] Isuka**
It's nothing.
**[09:51] Isuka**
Someone just leaked me information
about the stolen Lost Matrix.
**[09:55] Haunted**
Can you trust that information?
**[09:58] Isuka**
Of course I can trust it.
**[10:00] Isuka**
It was leaked by the thief herself.
**[10:02] Isuka**
I know her well.
**[10:04] Isuka**
She is my sister.
**[10:13] Takeru**
Where did she go?
**[10:14] Ouka**
Based on Suginami's lack
of athletic ability,
**[10:16] Ouka**
she shouldn't be able to evade us so easily.
**[10:21] Mari**
She probably went underground.
**[10:23] Usagi**
But I heard it's like a labyrinth in this area,
**[10:26] Usagi**
thanks to the sewer and subway tunnels.
**[10:29] Ouka**
What's the plan, Kusanagi?
**[10:31] Takeru**
Follow her, obviously.
**[10:33] Takeru**
If she's headed for the border,
we can't let her go alone.
**[10:37] Mari**
I've memorized the
underground labyrinth's map.
**[10:39] Usagi**
But how does that help us
if we don't know Suginami's location?
**[10:49] Lapis**
Are you in need of assistance, my host?
**[11:04] Ikaruga**
I brought the Lost Matrix with me.
**[11:07] Ikaruga**
So you'd better hold up your end of the deal.
**[11:09] Isuka**
You want me to let you
observe the experiments, right?
**[11:13] Ikaruga**
Yeah. That.
**[11:14] Isuka**
Coming back now doesn't mean
you'll still have a place here, you know.
**[11:18] Ikaruga**
I don't care.
**[11:20] Ikaruga**
I'm only interested in resurrecting the elves.
**[11:23] Isuka**
Then why did you steal it four years ago?
**[11:25] Ikaruga**
If I had stayed at Alchemist,
**[11:28] Ikaruga**
I would have just been executed.
**[11:31] Ikaruga**
That's why I decided to leave and
continue experimenting on the outside.
**[11:36] Isuka**
You're lying.
**[11:37] Isuka**
What's your real scheme?
**[11:39] Ikaruga**
Say, don't you think this back-and-forth
is a little pointless?
**[11:42] Ikaruga**
You want the Lost Matrix.
**[11:44] Ikaruga**
I want to go back.
**[11:46] Ikaruga**
What's the problem?
**[11:48] Isuka**
If you try to get in my way again,
**[11:51] Isuka**
I will show you no mercy this time.
**[12:01] Ikaruga**
An escort? How sweet of you.
**[12:05] Takeru**
Why is this happening!
**[12:08] Lapis**
My host, the location I gave you was correct.
**[12:11] Usagi**
Why'd we end up
walking in on a mafia trade?!
**[12:13] Ouka**
Who was it that said that exit was safe?!
**[12:16] Mari**
Come on! Give me a break!
The last time I was here was six months ago!
**[12:20] Usagi**
You useless oaf!
**[12:21] Takeru**
Lapis! Do you have Suginami's signal?
**[12:23] Lapis**
South-southeast. To the left.
**[12:28] Takeru**
Mari!
**[12:41] Ouka**
Kusanagi! Get Suginami!
**[12:49] Takeru**
Are you okay?
**[12:50] Ikaruga**
You followed me?
**[12:51] Takeru**
You can complain all you want later.
**[12:54] Takeru**
For now, we need to back them up!
**[12:55] Ikaruga**
You guys can't deal with them.
**[12:57] Takeru**
What are you saying?!
**[12:58] Takeru**
Ohtori can handle it.
**[13:00] Ouka**
*Take Suginami and get...*
**[13:10] Takeru**
We're getting out of here. Can you stand?
**[13:13] Takeru**
Are there any hiding places nearby?
**[13:16] Takeru**
You wait right there.
**[13:19] Ikaruga**
What about you?
**[13:21] Takeru**
I need to go find the others.
**[13:24] Takeru**
I lost communication...
**[13:30] Ikaruga**
I'll take you to my safe house.
**[13:33] Takeru**
That won't do.
**[13:35] Ikaruga**
Shut up. Don't piss me off
any more than you already have.
**[13:39] Takeru**
Let me go. The others...
**[13:41] Ikaruga**
You reap what you sow.
**[13:44] Takeru**
You...
**[13:56] Ikaruga**
Isuka? Sorry, plans went haywire.
**[14:00] Isuka**
Is this a trap?
**[14:02] Isuka**
You did a very foolish thing.
**[14:04] Ikaruga**
Don't misunderstand. I just messed up.
**[14:06] Ikaruga**
They're an Academy test platoon.
**[14:09] Ikaruga**
They're my...
**[14:11] Ikaruga**
...acquaintances.
**[14:12] Isuka**
You expect me to believe that?
**[14:13] Ikaruga**
Then let me give you some advice.
**[14:16] Ikaruga**
Hire better mercenaries next time!
**[14:19] Ikaruga**
If any platoon members are killed,
**[14:23] Ikaruga**
you can kiss the Lost Matrix goodbye.
**[14:31] Sougetsu**
So you're saying these incidents
weren't caused by Alchemist itself,
**[14:36] Sougetsu**
but by its rogue fifth research facility?
**[14:41] Suzaku**
Yes. Alchemist has never authorized elf research.
**[14:45] Sougetsu**
As senior management,
you can't just pass the buck.
**[14:49] Suzaku**
I am quite aware of this.
**[14:51] Suzaku**
As a token of our apology,
**[14:53] Suzaku**
we'll provide you with 150
of our latest dragoons for free.
**[14:58] Suzaku**
It is my hope that they may aid you
in crushing the fifth research facility.
**[15:03] [Messenger] Phone**
Outside Line:
Ohtori Sougetsu
**[15:04] Sougetsu**
As far as crushing goes, we don't
need your company's assistance.
**[15:07] Suzaku**
Of course.
**[15:09] Suzaku**
Please, destroy it thoroughly.
**[15:12] Suzaku**
Alchemist looks forward to
doing further business with you.
**[15:19] Sougetsu**
Cheeky little vixen...
**[15:23] Sougetsu**
This is an emergency.
**[15:25] Sougetsu**
Gather all available witch hunters
and knights at the front gate.
**[15:29] Kurogane**
What's happening, Mr. Chairman?
**[15:31] Sougetsu**
Oh, nothing.
**[15:33] Sougetsu**
Just going to war.
**[15:36] Usagi**
Wh-What's to become of me?
**[15:39] Usagi**
Machines inspected every nook and cranny
of my body, treating me like an object...
**[15:42] Usagi**
Now I'll never be able to get married!
**[15:44] Mari**
Jeez, how much of a prude are you?
**[15:47] Ouka**
Never mind that.
**[15:48] Ouka**
You were an information broker
at the border, right?
**[15:51] Ouka**
What is Alchemist scheming?
**[15:54] Mari**
Just a hunch, but...
**[15:56] Mari**
There was this rumor that Alchemist
was trying to resurrect elves.
**[16:01] Ouka**
Elves? Ridiculous.
**[16:02] Ouka**
Utterly unrealistic.
**[16:04] Mari**
I said it was a rumor, didn't I?
**[16:06] Mari**
If that were possible, Alchemist would've
taken control of the world by now.
**[16:11] Mari**
It's just a pipe dream...
**[16:12] Isuka**
No. It's not merely a pipe dream.
**[16:14] Ouka**
Suginami?
**[16:15] Ouka**
No... Who are you?
**[16:17] Isuka**
I am Suginami Isuka.
**[16:20] Isuka**
Ikaruga's sister.
**[16:22] Ouka**
What?!
**[16:23] Isuka**
I find it hard to believe that someone with her
personality could fit in with normal people like you.
**[16:29] Isuka**
Is it true?
**[16:32] Isuka**
Are you really her friends?
**[16:33] Isuka**
Or are you her pawns?
**[16:36] Usagi**
We are her friends!
**[16:37] Usagi**
I know her much better than you do, at least!
**[16:42] Isuka**
Better than me?
**[16:45] Isuka**
What can you possibly know about her?
**[16:48] Isuka**
Like me, she is a weapon who is only
nourished by her impulse for inquiry.
**[16:54] Isuka**
She is only interested in things that stick out.
**[16:57] Isuka**
She sees no value in anything that doesn't.
**[16:59] Isuka**
That's the kind of girl she is.
**[17:01] Usagi**
Don't lump her with you!
**[17:04] Isuka**
Fine. Let me tell you just
what kind of person she is.
**[17:10] (Flashback) Scientist 1**
I heard she was disposed of last week.
**[17:13] (Flashback) Scientist 2**
She wasn't very well-made for a Suginami.
**[17:17] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
We transplanted a human brain into a griffin.
**[17:20] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Aren't we amazing?
**[17:21] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
We also invented a mind-controlling gas
that makes people kill each other.
**[17:25] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
Praise us! Praise us!
**[17:26] (Flashback) ---**
Praise us!
***SIGN*** Canary's
House
**[17:32] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Hey, Isuka. What's a mother?
**[17:35] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
The egg provider, right?
**[17:38] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Oh...
**[17:39] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
Why would you ask me that?
**[17:42] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
What's that book?
***SIGN*** Kanaria the Canary's
House
**[17:44] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
The sample that was brought
here the other day had it.
**[17:48] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
Is it a genetic engineering textbook?
**[17:50] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
Is it about transplanting
a bird's brain into a human?
**[17:53] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
No, it's about a bird, left alone
after the death of her mother,
**[17:57] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
becoming a human and starting a family.
**[18:00] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
It's a fairy tale. In other words,
a story that teaches a moral lesson.
**[18:04] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
Throw it out.
**[18:06] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
If you're caught with it,
you'll get more than a spanking!
**[18:09] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Hey, Isuka...
**[18:11] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
What's family? What's friends?
**[18:15] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
What's comrades?
**[18:17] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
I don't know. That's outside my expertise.
**[18:20] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Isuka, this place is too cramped for me.
**[18:30] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
A wood elf with no mana, eh?
**[18:33] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
The resurrection has failed.
**[18:35] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Now I'll finally be thrown out.
**[18:39] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
Ikaruga!
**[18:42] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
You created this on purpose, didn't you?
**[18:44] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
Were you hoping to be thrown out?!
**[18:49] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
Do you realize what you've done?!
**[18:58] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
So that's how this place works.
**[19:05] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Hey, what does sadness feel like?
**[19:08] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
How do you feel about being
killed as a test subject?
**[19:18] (Flashback) Elf**
Mama!
**[19:27] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Kanaria.
**[19:28] (Flashback) Wood elf**
Kanaria...
**[19:30] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
That's right. Kanaria.
That's your name.
**[19:48] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
You are my other half.
**[19:51] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
I need you, and you need me.
**[19:55] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
Am I wrong?
**[19:56] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Isuka, let's run away together!
**[20:00] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
All I want is to continue
doing research with you here!
**[20:03] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
Why doesn't that satisfy you?
**[20:06] (Flashback) Announcer**
The Lost Matrix has just been
stolen from within the facility.
**[20:09] (Flashback) Announcer**
All units on red alert!
**[20:11] (Flashback) Kid-Isuka**
What have you done?
**[20:13] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
I'm sorry.
**[20:14] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Bye-bye, Isuka.
**[20:26] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
Kanaria! We're leav—
**[20:29] (Flashback) Kid-Ikaruga**
No way...
**[20:41] Ikaruga**
There you have it. Everything I've done.
**[20:45] Ikaruga**
I came to Anti-Magic Academy
**[20:47] Ikaruga**
to keep the Lost Matrix away from Alchemist.
**[20:50] Ikaruga**
I figured they couldn't attack
an Inquisition institution.
**[20:57] Takeru**
That's the first time you've
ever talked about yourself.
**[21:00] Ikaruga**
It's not like you ever asked me to.
**[21:02] Ikaruga**
Even if you had,
I wouldn't have told you anything.
**[21:05] Takeru**
Figures.
**[21:07] Ikaruga**
So now you know.
**[21:09] Ikaruga**
That I'm a Suginami through and through.
**[21:13] Ikaruga**
I'm honestly not sure if I have
any sense of right or wrong.
**[21:18] Takeru**
Then why did you leave the academy
and come to the border by yourself?
**[21:25] Takeru**
When you found out they were planning
on resurrecting the dark elves,
**[21:28] Takeru**
why did you attempt to cut a deal
with them using the Lost Matrix?
**[21:33] Takeru**
What do you really want?
**[21:36] Ikaruga**
What would you do if I told you?
**[21:39] Takeru**
I'd help.
**[21:40] Ikaruga**
What if it's something bad?
**[21:42] Takeru**
Then I'd stop you.
**[21:47] Ikaruga**
You resembled me before.
**[21:50] Ikaruga**
Being with you put me at ease.
**[21:54] Ikaruga**
Do you understand
where I'm going with this?
**[21:57] Takeru**
Huh?
**[21:59] Takeru**
Wh-What are you doing?
**[22:01] Ikaruga**
This might be good-bye,
**[22:03] Ikaruga**
so I want to experience it while I still can.
**[22:06] Takeru**
Experience what?!
**[22:08] Ikaruga**
Sex.
**[22:09] (Flashback) Takeru**
Se—
***SIGN*** Two Alchemists
# 8 - Two Alchemists
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:01] Ikaruga**
You resembled me before.
**[00:04] Ikaruga**
Being with you put me at ease.
**[00:08] Ikaruga**
Do you understand
where I'm going with this?
**[00:13] Takeru**
Wh-What're you doing?
**[00:15] Ikaruga**
This might be good-bye,
**[00:17] Ikaruga**
so I want to experience it while I still can.
**[00:20] Takeru**
Experience what?!
**[00:22] Ikaruga**
Sex.
**[00:23] Takeru**
Se—
**[00:25] Ikaruga**
I don't really understand love and romance.
**[00:27] Ikaruga**
But I do know what intercourse is,
and I'm interested in it.
**[00:31] Takeru**
This isn't something you do on a whim!
**[00:34] Ikaruga**
A whim? How rude.
**[00:35] Ikaruga**
I figured I wouldn't mind if it was with you.
**[00:38] Takeru**
Yeah, that's what you call a whim!
**[00:39] Ikaruga**
Come on! Just make love to me.
You're a virgin, right?
**[00:42] Takeru**
V-V... Why does that matter?!
**[00:44] Ikaruga**
I'm also a virgin. Lucky you.
**[00:47] Ikaruga**
We get to share a very special good-bye.
**[00:49] Takeru**
Stop making fun of me!
**[00:51] Takeru**
Wait. What do you mean, "good-bye"?
**[00:56] Takeru**
Is that Alchemist?
**[00:57] Ikaruga**
I was the one who summoned them.
**[01:00] Ikaruga**
Sorry, but our first time will have to wait.
**[01:03] Ikaruga**
This is where we part ways, Kusanagi.
**[01:09] Ikaruga**
I love you, Takeru.
**[01:12] Ikaruga**
So please, don't follow me.
**[01:22] Takeru**
You... didn't... just...
**[01:26] Ikaruga**
Bye-bye.
**[01:36] Ikaruga**
You *will* hold up your end of the deal, right?
**[01:39] Isuka**
That depends on you.
**[01:40] Ikaruga**
If you break your promise,
**[01:42] Ikaruga**
I will devote every fiber of my being
to making your life a living hell,
**[01:46] Ikaruga**
right until you take your very last breath.
***SIGN*** Episode 8: "Two Alchemists."
**[03:35] Usagi**
What's the meaning of this?
**[03:36] Usagi**
First, they capture us,
and then they release us...
**[03:39] Mari**
I skinned my knee!
**[03:41] Ouka**
What's going on?
**[03:47] Ouka**
Saionji? Where are you going?
**[03:48] Usagi**
Back to rescue her.
**[03:51] Usagi**
I'm sure Suginami is in there.
**[03:53] Ouka**
How do you know?
**[03:54] Usagi**
She must've found out we were captured,
**[03:57] Usagi**
and used the Lost Matrix
to negotiate our release.
**[04:00] Ouka**
Wait, Saionji. How did you feel
when you learned about her past?
**[04:05] Mari**
Hey... Not now...
**[04:06] Ouka**
I want to hear your opinion,
since you've known her the longest.
**[04:09] Ouka**
Do you trust her?
**[04:13] Usagi**
Her trustworthiness,
**[04:16] Usagi**
her past, and her research...
**[04:18] Usagi**
None of that matters to me.
**[04:21] Usagi**
All I care about is that she's around,
as the person she is now.
**[04:24] Usagi**
If she's in danger,
I will go rescue her.
**[04:28] Usagi**
If she's dabbling in crime,
I will go slap her.
**[04:31] Usagi**
Either way, I will bring Suginami
back to by my side!
**[04:41] Ouka**
Is that so?
**[04:43] Ouka**
I hear your resolve, loud and clear.
**[04:45] Mari**
Oh, well. Guess I'll tag along.
**[04:53] Usagi**
Is it the enemy?
**[04:55] Ouka**
No. Those are the Inquisition's Dragoons.
**[05:12] Sougetsu**
Well, well.
What are you kids doing here?
**[05:16] Ouka**
What's the meaning of this?
**[05:18] Sougetsu**
Can't you tell? We're going to war.
**[05:24] Sougetsu**
By the way, where are Kusanagi-kun
and Suginami-kun?
**[05:28] Ouka**
We don't know.
**[05:29] Ouka**
We lost them along the way.
**[05:31] Sougetsu**
That's bad news.
**[05:33] Sougetsu**
It's dangerous out there,
so help yourselves.
**[05:38] Sougetsu**
Feel free to use your Relic Eater, too.
**[05:49] Lapis**
My host, what do you want to do?
**[05:53] Takeru**
I want to save my comrades.
**[05:55] Takeru**
Will you join me, Lapis?
**[05:58] Lapis**
You needn't ask for my permission.
**[06:01] Lapis**
As long as I reside within you,
**[06:05] Lapis**
I'll help you fulfill your desires
to the best of my ability.
**[06:11] Lapis**
All systems green. Precision: 100%.
**[06:18] Lapis**
Witch hunter transformation, complete.
**[06:21] Takeru**
Desiring with supreme ardor!
**[06:24] Takeru**
Bring down the hammer against witches!
**[06:30] Lapis**
Now, let our rampage begin.
**[06:45] Takeru**
Lapis, do you know where Suginami
and the elf research facility are located?
**[06:50] Lapis**
I'm sensing powerful anti-magic material
on the top floor of the tower.
**[06:54] Lapis**
I believe they're both up there.
**[06:59] Takeru**
Roger. By the way, Lapis.
**[07:01] Lapis**
What is it?
**[07:02] Takeru**
Can you fly?
**[07:05] Lapis**
Do you mean that in a literal sense?
**[07:07] Takeru**
Yes.
**[07:08] Lapis**
I have no wings, so flight is impossible.
**[07:12] Lapis**
However, I can glide
after making a high jump.
**[07:15] Takeru**
Really? You're awesome!
**[07:18] Lapis**
My host...
**[07:19] Lapis**
Please do not praise me.
**[07:22] Takeru**
Why?
**[07:23] Lapis**
It makes me blush.
**[07:26] Takeru**
So you *do* have a cute side.
**[07:29] Takeru**
That's pretty surprising—
**[07:29] (Flashback) Lapis**
Moving on.
**[07:38] Sougetsu**
This atmosphere really takes me back.
**[07:41] Sougetsu**
The smell of blood, gunpowder, and iron...
**[07:44] Sougetsu**
This is what humanity's all about.
**[07:48] Sougetsu**
Well, then.
**[07:49] Sougetsu**
The man in charge must
always lead from the front.
**[07:53] Sougetsu**
And yet, he must be the last to die.
**[08:13] Sougetsu**
Now, my dear heretics.
**[08:15] Sougetsu**
How would you non-witches
like to be punished?
**[08:20] Sougetsu**
No need to hold back.
**[08:23] Sougetsu**
Come. Grant their wishes.
**[08:27] Sougetsu**
Innocentius.
**[08:39] Ouka**
Don't space out, Kusanagi!
**[08:41] Takeru**
Ohtori? How'd you get here?
**[08:44] Ouka**
Right back at you.
**[08:46] Usagi**
*Kusanagi! You're okay?*
**[08:48] Takeru**
Where are you guys?
**[08:50] Usagi**
Atop the outer wall.
**[08:52] Usagi**
We'll cover you from up here.
**[08:54] Takeru**
*Okay. I'm counting on you.*
**[08:57] Ouka**
If inquisitors find out that Suginami
took part in experiments involving elves,
**[09:01] Ouka**
it's very likely they'll arrest her on the spot.
**[09:05] Ouka**
We'd better get the truth out of her
before that happens.
**[09:10] Takeru**
I'll be the vanguard.
**[09:11] Takeru**
Ohtori, you pick off enemies from behind me.
**[09:14] Ouka**
Got it.
**[09:16] Takeru**
Usagi, you cover us.
**[09:18] Takeru**
Mari, take care of Usagi.
**[09:19] Usagi**
O-Okay! Any time!
**[09:21] Mari**
Aye aye, sir!
**[09:27] Takeru**
35th Test Platoon...
**[09:29] Takeru**
Move out!
***SIGN*** Suginami
***SIGN*** Ikaruga
**[09:43] Isuka**
Does it bring back memories, Ikaruga?
**[09:46] Ikaruga**
Not really.
**[09:47] Isuka**
Every time I look at this,
**[09:49] Isuka**
I clearly remember
the hatred I felt that day.
**[09:53] Isuka**
If only you hadn't run off
with the Lost Matrix,
**[09:56] Isuka**
I could have made so much
more progress by now.
**[09:59] Isuka**
Together with you.
**[10:01] Isuka**
Why did you betray me?
**[10:03] Ikaruga**
I wasn't trying to betray you.
**[10:06] Ikaruga**
I just wanted out.
**[10:09] Ikaruga**
That book made me feel like
the outside world had lots to offer.
**[10:13] Ikaruga**
Lots more interesting than a life
of merely developing weapons.
**[10:17] Isuka**
Did you find what you were looking for?
**[10:19] Ikaruga**
Yes. Just one thing.
**[10:21] Isuka**
What was it?
**[10:22] Ikaruga**
Youth, I suppose?
**[10:25] Isuka**
No...
**[10:27] Isuka**
Do you have any idea how much I've lost because
you ran off in pursuit of such an unscientific concept?
**[10:32] Isuka**
My facial expressions have been restricted,
**[10:34] Isuka**
and if I feel any unnecessary emotions,
intense pain shoots through my brain.
**[10:37] Isuka**
The higher ups redesigned me to be this way!
**[10:41] Ikaruga**
They redesigned you?
**[10:42] Ikaruga**
Why? That doesn't make sense.
**[10:44] Ikaruga**
You were talented and obedient.
**[10:46] Ikaruga**
Wait, don't tell me...
**[10:47] Isuka**
It's all your fault, obviously!
**[10:51] Isuka**
But it doesn't matter now.
***SIGN*** Kanaria the Canary's
House
**[10:53] Isuka**
If I succeed in resurrecting elves,
**[10:55] Isuka**
Valhalla will take me in.
**[10:58] Isuka**
And I can finally escape this hell.
**[11:00] Isuka**
Now hand over the Lost Matrix.
**[11:04] Ikaruga**
You know, Isuka, I came
back here for two reasons.
**[11:08] Ikaruga**
One was to stop the resurrection of elves.
**[11:11] Ikaruga**
The other was to get you out of here.
**[11:16] Isuka**
What are you saying?!
**[11:17] Isuka**
That's completely illogical!
**[11:19] Isuka**
It has no basis in reality!
**[11:21] Ikaruga**
I still regret not taking you
with me four years ago.
**[11:27] Ikaruga**
If I hadn't left you behind, the elf
project would've been canceled.
**[11:31] Isuka**
Who do you think you are?!
**[11:33] Ikaruga**
But isn't my way of thinking more rational?
**[11:37] Ikaruga**
With the Lost Matrix gone,
**[11:39] Ikaruga**
the experiments could only continue
because you were around.
**[11:42] Ikaruga**
Besides...
**[11:43] Ikaruga**
When I lived here, we made
this place home for each other.
**[11:50] Ikaruga**
So please, can't we go back...
**[11:52] Isuka**
Screw you!
**[11:54] Isuka**
I don't need you anymore!
**[11:57] Isuka**
You are my enemy!
**[11:59] Isuka**
I will destroy the world to save myself.
**[12:02] Isuka**
And I don't need your help!
**[12:04] Ikaruga**
That's too bad.
**[12:06] Ikaruga**
Destroying the world means
destroying my home,
**[12:10] Ikaruga**
so you'll become my enemy.
**[12:12] Isuka**
Home, my ass!
**[12:17] Isuka**
Hand over the Lost Matrix! Now!
**[12:20] Ikaruga**
Are you blind?
**[12:22] Ikaruga**
Can't you tell that you've been looking
at elf cells the entire time?
**[12:26] Isuka**
What?
**[12:27] Ikaruga**
This right here is the philosopher's stone.
**[12:30] Ikaruga**
The ultimate goal of magic and science.
**[12:32] Ikaruga**
An object of pure fiction.
**[12:34] Ikaruga**
Also known as nanomachines.
**[12:36] Ikaruga**
What if modern science was
capable of creating it in real life?
**[12:41] Isuka**
That's... impossible. It can't be!
**[12:43] Ikaruga**
Isuka, you fail as a scientist.
**[12:46] Ikaruga**
The moment you say the word "impossible,"
**[12:49] Ikaruga**
you set yourself up for failure.
**[12:51] Isuka**
Did you use nanomachines to
resequence your own DNA?
**[12:56] Ikaruga**
Exactly.
**[13:04] Isuka**
You really can't fight the Suginami blood
flowing through your veins, can you?!
**[13:07] Isuka**
You're insane!
**[13:08] Ikaruga**
Maybe I am.
**[13:13] Ikaruga**
Mana sure is amazing.
**[13:15] Ikaruga**
With enough capacity,
one can even create antimatter.
**[13:18] Isuka**
Don't do it!
**[13:19] Ikaruga**
I'll destroy every inch of this rotten place.
**[13:24] Ikaruga**
I will save you.
**[13:26] Isuka**
Stop...
**[13:27] Isuka**
My head hurts.
**[13:29] Ikaruga**
You'll be fine. I'll fix you.
**[13:31] Isuka**
You're the reason I'm like this!
**[13:33] Ikaruga**
Yes, I am.
**[13:35] Isuka**
You're the one who decided to leave.
**[13:37] Ikaruga**
Yes, I am.
**[13:38] Isuka**
You're the one who took
my home away from me.
**[13:41] Ikaruga**
Yes, I am.
**[13:43] ---**
Ikaruga...
**[13:46] Isuka**
I...
**[13:49] Haunted**
I cannot hold back anymore!
**[13:52] Haunted**
Isuka-san, why did you hide
such intense emotions from me?!
**[14:04] Ouka**
Vlad! Why is your firepower going down?
**[14:06] Vlad**
I'm not being provided nearly enough mana.
**[14:08] Vlad**
If you want more firepower,
form a contract with me.
**[14:14] Takeru**
Lapis!
**[14:15] Takeru**
How much mana have we got left?
**[14:17] Lapis**
We will run out of mana
and shut down in ten minutes.
**[14:19] Takeru**
Roger!
**[14:23] Takeru**
*You saved me, Usagi.*
**[14:24] Usagi**
You're moving too fast!
**[14:26] Takeru**
*Sorry! What's your ammo situation?*
**[14:28] Mari**
Down to two magazines left.
**[14:30] Mari**
Will this be enough?
**[14:42] Haunted**
What a moving display of sisterly love.
**[14:44] Haunted**
The look of despair on
your faces was beautiful!
**[14:58] Takeru**
Suginami!
**[15:06] Ikaruga**
Sit tight. I'll heal you using nanomachines.
**[15:14] Isuka**
Just give up.
**[15:16] Isuka**
Your nanomachines are imperfect...
**[15:20] Isuka**
Kanaria is still alive...
**[15:22] Isuka**
Valhalla has her...
**[15:25] Isuka**
So you must...
**[15:29] Isuka**
Live on.
**[15:31] Ikaruga**
I'm sorry, Isuka...
**[15:33] Isuka**
From now on, we'll be together forever...
**[15:50] Haunted**
Oh, man.
**[15:52] Haunted**
What a terrifying display of power.
**[15:54] Haunted**
I think I like you.
**[15:57] Haunted**
Ikaruga-san, won't you join me?
**[16:00] Haunted**
Isuka-san already taught me how to
resurrect elves and develop Dragoons,
**[16:05] Haunted**
so I didn't need her anymore.
**[16:07] Haunted**
Now it's your turn, Ikaruga-san.
**[16:09] Ikaruga**
Up yours, asshole!
**[16:15] Haunted**
Then you leave me no choice.
**[16:18] Haunted**
Isuka-san left you a little parting gift.
**[16:20] Haunted**
Hope you enjoy it.
**[16:34] Lapis**
My host.
**[16:36] Lapis**
That is a dragon.
**[16:41] Takeru**
Lapis! Redirect all
strengthening magic to my legs!
**[16:43] Takeru**
I'm jumping!
**[16:44] Lapis**
As you wish.
**[16:48] Takeru**
Suginami!
**[16:51] Takeru**
Suginami!
**[16:52] Ikaruga**
Kusanagi...
**[16:54] Takeru**
Thank god you're safe.
**[16:56] Takeru**
Lapis, is the analysis complete?
**[16:58] Lapis**
Judging from its appearance
and mana reserves,
**[17:01] Lapis**
it's probably a wyvern.
**[17:04] Lapis**
One-on-one, you stand a
mere 0.4% chance of victory.
**[17:08] Takeru**
What? Just 0.4%?!
**[17:11] Ikaruga**
Your Relic Eater is pretty useless.
**[17:15] Takeru**
H-Hey, don't make her mad.
**[17:18] Ikaruga**
It'd be one thing if that were
an actual dragon with an actual body,
**[17:22] Ikaruga**
but isn't that just a machine?
It can be destroyed.
**[17:26] Sougetsu**
A dragon, eh?
**[17:28] Sougetsu**
Another blast from the past...
**[17:30] Sougetsu**
Well, Kusanagi-kun. What's your move?
**[17:50] Ouka**
Kusanagi!
**[17:51] Takeru**
Yeah!
**[18:01] Usagi**
*Anti-ballistic rail cannon...*
**[18:05] Ikaruga**
* Aim for the flight engine*
* in the dragon's spine.*
**[18:08] Ikaruga**
* If you destroy that, his own weight*
* will prevent him from moving.*
**[18:13] Ikaruga**
Keep in mind that you can
only fire five shots in one go.
**[18:24] Ikaruga**
*Reload at once!*
**[18:25] Ikaruga**
* Kusanagi has its attention,*
* so now's your chance!*
**[18:42] (Flashback) Takeru**
I'm counting on you, Usagi.
**[18:57] Takeru**
Usagi!
**[19:02] Takeru**
Damn—
**[19:04] Ikaruga**
One shot wasn't enough?
**[19:18] Takeru**
Stop it!
**[19:21] Takeru**
Damn it! Why, you!
**[19:24] Lapis**
We're out of mana. Shutting down.
**[19:29] Takeru**
Will I...
**[19:32] Takeru**
lose someone else again?
**[19:39] Mari**
Hey! Don't you guys forget about me!
**[19:43] Mari**
Takeru, take my mana!
**[19:52] Takeru**
Unicorn Lance!
**[19:59] Takeru**
Lapis, put every last drop of mana
into the next blow!
**[20:03] Lapis**
Roger.
**[20:05] Lapis**
Flexible Material, full burst.
**[20:09] Takeru**
Kusanagi double-edged art:
**[20:11] Takeru**
Rain Dragon...
**[20:12] Takeru**
Dashing Strike!
**[20:13] Takeru**
Go down... Go down...
**[20:16] Takeru**
Go down!
**[22:10] Mari**
What d'you think of my
heroic acts to save the day?
**[22:14] Mari**
I order you to call me
Mari-sama from now on!
**[22:16] Usagi**
I order you to be quiet!
**[22:18] Ouka**
You stupid fuel tank!
**[22:20] Mari**
Hey, what does that even mean?!
**[22:21] Ouka**
Exactly what you think it means,
**[22:23] Ouka**
you red poly gas tank!
**[22:24] Mari**
My mana is not gasoline!
**[22:26] Ouka**
You belong at a gas station!
**[22:27] (Flashback) Takeru**
Not joining in?
**[22:29] Ikaruga**
I'd rather sit here and watch.
It's more relaxing.
**[22:32] Ikaruga**
Now I've gained something to fight for, too.
***SIGN*** Kanaria the Canary's
House
**[22:36] Takeru**
Then talk to us next time.
**[22:40] Takeru**
We're not entirely useless, you know.
**[22:44] Ikaruga**
Did you know that there are a lot of girls in this world
who can't stand being patted on the head?
**[22:49] Takeru**
Oh... S-Sorry.
**[22:54] Ikaruga**
Never mind. Pat my head some more.
**[22:57] Takeru**
O-Okay.
**[23:14] Takeru**
I know that you hate how I offer
to carry people's burdens for them,
**[23:19] Takeru**
but at least burden me with your tears.
I can carry that much.
**[23:24] Ikaruga**
I'm not crying...
**[23:26] Ikaruga**
Idiot.
**[23:30] Takeru**
You're so stubborn.
***SIGN*** Crazy Summer Time
# 9 - The 35th Drunken Platoon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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***SIGN*** Freshmen 35th Test Platoon
**[00:01] Ouka**
An undercover operation?
**[00:03] Ikaruga**
Yes. A magic artifact seller
**[00:06] Ikaruga**
who got arrested confessed that
an illegal magic artifact trade
**[00:10] Ikaruga**
will happen tonight.
**[00:11] Usagi**
So we go undercover
and get the criminal, right?
**[00:15] Usagi**
It's a great chance to get points quick.
**[00:19] Ouka**
Then let's prepare for the operation at once.
**[00:22] Ikaruga**
I know that I just gave you this tip,
**[00:24] Ikaruga**
but I don't think you guys are up to it.
**[00:27] Ouka**
Don't underestimate me.
**[00:29] Ouka**
I've done undercover work many times.
**[00:31] Ouka**
It won't be a problem.
**[00:32] Ikaruga**
Really? I think you, in particular, should
**[00:35] Ikaruga**
*really* consider dropping out.
**[00:38] Ouka**
Suginami... Are you trying to insult me?
**[00:41] Ouka**
If you insult me like that,
I'm going to complete this mission without fail.
**[00:45] Ikaruga**
Then I won't stop you. Well, have fun.
**[00:49] Ikaruga**
The place you'll be infiltrating is...
**[00:51] Man**
Hi, there!
***SIGN*** Episode 9: "The 35th Drunken Platoon"
**[02:31] Usagi**
N-Nice to meet you.
**[02:33] Usagi**
I'm Usagi.
**[02:35] Mari**
And I'm Mari!
**[02:36] Guest A**
Usagi-chan and Mari-chan, eh?
**[02:39] Guest B**
You're both really cute.
**[02:41] Guest C**
Have something to drink.
**[02:43] Usagi**
Orange juice, please.
We are presently on duty.
**[02:46] Guest A**
On duty?
**[02:47] Guest B**
Oh, so you're acting like you're underage.
**[02:50] ---**
Nice.
**[02:52] Guest C**
And what's your name, sweetie?
**[02:54] Ouka**
O-Ohtori.
**[02:56] Usagi**
Ohtori, don't be so standoffish.
**[02:59] Usagi**
You'll blow our cover!
**[03:00] Ouka**
Y-Yeah, I know!
**[03:03] Ouka**
* Now I realize how stupid I was*
* to let Suginami bait me.*
**[03:08] Ouka**
*Now I have to deal with these moronic men?!*
**[03:12] Ouka**
*Ending this operation swiftly is my only hope.*
**[03:15] Guet A**
Wow! You've got big boobs, babe.
**[03:18] Ouka**
You bastard!
**[03:19] Guest A**
I'm a guest! How dare you call me a bastard!
**[03:21] Ouka**
What's wrong with calling
such a shameless oaf a bastard!
**[03:26] Ouka**
Kusanagi!
**[03:28] Takeru**
My apologies, sir.
**[03:30] Takeru**
This is her first day.
**[03:33] Guest**
Oh, fine. Whatever.
**[03:35] Takeru**
I'm used to working late-night jobs.
**[03:37] Takeru**
Leave the difficult customers to me.
**[03:38] Hostess A**
Hey, guy in the vest,
get me another bottle.
**[03:42] Takeru**
Right away, Miss!
**[03:46] Hostess B**
I broke my glass!
**[03:47] Takeru**
My apologies. I'll clean it right up.
**[03:50] Man**
That was really awesome!
**[03:51] Takeru**
Seira-san, if you would accompany me.
**[03:53] Hostess C**
Okay! I'll be right back.
**[04:02] Usagi**
Kusanagi looked reliable for a moment...
**[04:06] Mari**
This might be his calling.
**[04:08] Ouka**
I thought swordplay was all he was good for.
**[04:16] Takeru**
That guest at table #4...
**[04:18] Takeru**
Keep your eyes on him.
**[04:19] Both**
Roger.
**[04:24] Man**
Yeah, it really was great.
**[04:37] Hostess C**
You're too drunk.
**[04:40] Sketchy guest**
Today's your birthday, right?
**[04:42] SG**
I brought you a present,
so be my girl tonight.
**[04:45] SG**
Um...
**[04:49] Ouka**
You bastard!
**[04:50] Ouka**
Where do you think you're touching?!
**[04:55] Usagi**
So he was our guy?
**[04:56] Mari**
Huh? But we haven't seen
the magic artifacts yet.
**[05:00] Takeru**
Anyway, just cover Ohtori.
**[05:02] Takeru**
This is the Inquisition!
**[05:03] Takeru**
You're under arrest on suspicion
of illegal trade in magic artifacts!
**[05:09] Usagi**
It's just... a game system.
**[05:12] SG**
She... wanted this.
**[05:15] Ouka**
Huh?
**[05:16] Other guests**
What is the Inquisition doing here?!
**[05:20] Mari**
Wait... Is he the criminal?
**[05:23] Takeru**
N-Never mind. Just arrest him!
**[05:25] Takeru**
This is the Inquisition!
**[05:27] Takeru**
You're under arrest on suspicion
of illegal trade in magic artifacts!
**[05:31] Other guest**
I'm sorry!
**[05:33] OG**
It was just an impulse!
**[05:38] Ouka**
Sorry... I messed up.
**[05:41] Takeru**
W-Well, no helping it now...
**[05:44] Usagi**
She's a girl.
**[05:46] Usagi**
Any one of us would have been just
as angry to have our bottoms touched.
**[05:49] Mari**
But I think shooting live ammunition
**[05:51] Mari**
was a bit extreme.
**[05:54] Ikaruga**
Aw, man... If we take a penalty over this,
**[05:58] Ikaruga**
we'll lose what few points we have.
**[06:06] Takeru**
Do you know what this magic artifact is?
**[06:08] Ikaruga**
It's made of low-grade
magic absorption materials.
**[06:11] Ikaruga**
It's just silver.
**[06:13] Ikaruga**
No seals are stamped on it.
**[06:16] Ikaruga**
It hasn't undergone any magical treatments.
**[06:19] Mari**
Not to mention its magic is so weak
that I can't make out its type.
**[06:23] Mari**
But in any case, I don't think
it's a significant magic artifact.
**[06:27] Usagi**
So this turned out to be
another F-rank magic artifact.
**[06:31] Usagi**
We'd be lucky to get five points out of this.
**[06:34] Takeru**
But we get double points
for investigating it ourselves,
**[06:37] Takeru**
so that's a bit better.
**[06:39] Takeru**
We'll be able to make up for the penalty.
**[06:41] Ouka**
W-Will we be okay?
**[06:44] Ouka**
Isn't it dangerous to have it appraised?
**[06:46] Ikaruga**
Well, we wouldn't be
in this mess in the first place
**[06:49] Ikaruga**
if *somebody* hadn't gone berserk.
**[06:53] Ouka**
I really do feel sorry about what I did.
**[06:56] Ikaruga**
If you think feeling sorry changes anything,
**[06:59] Ikaruga**
you're still a widdle kid.
**[07:04] Ikaruga**
We need conclusive evidence before
we can get a certificate of authenticity.
**[07:08] Ikaruga**
I guess I'll have to test it.
**[07:11] Ouka**
Wh-What are you doing?
**[07:13] Ikaruga**
I'll be fine.
**[07:15] Ikaruga**
He was going to give this ring
**[07:17] Ikaruga**
to a girl he liked, right?
**[07:20] Ikaruga**
So the worst case scenario is it
makes me fall in love with someone.
**[07:23] Mari**
Stop it. That's plenty scary.
**[07:26] Ikaruga**
We'll be okay.
**[07:27] Ikaruga**
I'll probably just squeeze Usagi's big boobs
**[07:30] Ikaruga**
or lick your flat chest all day.
**[07:33] Mari**
How is that okay?!
**[07:36] Ikaruga**
Fine. Then who's gonna test it out?
**[07:38] Usagi**
Wh-What is it, Nikaido?
**[07:40] Usagi**
Please don't squeeze it so hard.
**[07:43] Mari**
What about you, Usagi-chan?
**[07:44] Mari**
You could let it go, you know!
**[07:47] Ouka**
You bastards!
**[07:48] Ouka**
I hope that "Inquisitor hopefuls"
like you won't
**[07:51] Ouka**
act like the criminals we arrest!
**[07:54] Takeru**
Whoops!
**[08:01] Takeru**
Oh, crap!
**[08:07] Takeru**
Ouch.
**[08:15] Takeru**
Usagi? Are you okay?
**[08:21] Usagi**
Kushanagi, what's wong?
**[08:26] Takeru**
Usagi-san?
**[08:27] Usagi**
Aw... Why?
**[08:28] Usagi**
Why are you being so formal?
**[08:31] Usagi**
I want you to call me "Usagi"
**[08:34] Usagi**
wike you awways do.
**[08:38] Takeru**
Ouch! What are you doing?
**[08:42] Usagi**
Kushanagi, you smell good,
**[08:45] Usagi**
wike awways.
**[08:47] Usagi**
I *wove* dis smell vewy,
**[08:51] Usagi**
vewy much.
**[08:53] Takeru**
Hey?! What are you...
**[08:56] ---**
**[09:01] Mari**
Why?
**[09:03] Mari**
Why you gotta be wike dis, Takeru?
**[09:06] Mari**
You've already got me!
**[09:07] Mari**
Why are you flirting with Usagi-chan?
**[09:11] Takeru**
Ouch! Ow, ow! Stop it!
**[09:11] Mari**
Takeru, you stupid head!
**[09:13] ---**
Stupid head! Stupid head!
**[09:14] Takeru**
Are you guys drunk or something?
**[09:17] Mari**
Yeah, I know. I know...
**[09:19] Mari**
I'm smaller than she is.
**[09:22] Mari**
And I know you
**[09:25] Mari**
like 'em big, Takeru.
**[09:30] Mari**
B-But listen!
**[09:32] Mari**
Everyone says I don't have boobs,
**[09:35] Mari**
but I've got 'em!
**[09:38] Mari**
Yeah, they're small, but...
**[09:39] Mari**
They're very, very small,
**[09:42] Mari**
but I've still got 'em!
**[09:45] Takeru**
Mari? Mari-san?
**[09:48] Takeru**
Why are you suddenly
unbuttoning your jacket?
**[09:50] Takeru**
I didn't even mention your chest, did I?
**[09:54] Mari**
See?
**[09:55] Mari**
I've got 'em.
**[09:57] Takeru**
No, no, no. Just hold on!
**[10:04] Mari**
Why are you hiding them?
**[10:06] Mari**
I knew it. You don't even wanna
**[10:08] Mari**
look at my boobs!
**[10:14] Ouka**
Kusanagi!
**[10:15] Ouka**
Why do you look so dejected?
**[10:18] Ouka**
Jeez. I'm asking you
**[10:21] Ouka**
how you can look so dejected
when I'm laughing so hard!
**[10:26] Ouka**
Answer me, Kusanagi!
**[10:29] Ouka**
Your skin is so smooth, Kusanagi!
**[10:32] Ouka**
It's almost like a girl's!
**[10:35] Takeru**
Whoa! Not so close!
**[10:39] Takeru**
Don't lick my cheek!
**[10:42] Ouka**
What? You don't like it?
**[10:45] Takeru**
I don't *dislike* it. But...
**[10:49] Ouka**
Then don't you dare complain!
**[10:53] Takeru**
I'm surrounded by crying drunks
and laughing drunks...
**[10:57] Takeru**
No way. This can't be true?
**[10:59] Takeru**
No...
**[11:00] Takeru**
But you're a magic artifact...
**[11:04] Lapis**
Hic...
**[11:06] Ikaruga**
So it was a ring of drunkenness...
**[11:09] Ikaruga**
Didn't see that coming.
**[11:12] Takeru**
Thank goodness you're sober, Suginami.
**[11:15] Ikaruga**
Sober? Do I look sober to you?
**[11:19] Ikaruga**
Oh, widdle Kusanagi...
**[11:22] Ikaruga**
Can you handle me?
**[11:28] Ikaruga**
Looks like...
**[11:30] Ikaruga**
I got drunk, too...
**[11:55] Mari**
They're upset because summer
won't end at their local beach?
**[11:58] Ouka**
Apparently, ever since the beach
opened to the public this year,
**[12:01] Ouka**
summer won't stop.
**[12:04] Usagi**
We're going to investigate the cause,
**[12:06] Usagi**
since it's probably either
an installed magic artifact
**[12:08] Usagi**
or a witch's doing.
**[12:10] Mari**
Temporary weather manipulation is one thing,
**[12:13] Mari**
but locking in a season?
**[12:15] Mari**
That's kind of impossible,
even for highly skilled witches.
**[12:18] Mari**
Don't you think it's just a hoax?
**[12:20] Ikaruga**
Summer...
**[12:21] Ikaruga**
If this is true, it's awful.
**[12:24] Ikaruga**
Why would someone feel the need
**[12:27] Ikaruga**
to extend the season I hate the most?
**[12:29] Ikaruga**
They should just die.
**[12:31] Takeru**
Well, we'll find out as soon as we get there.
**[12:34] Takeru**
Since we get to take a long trip,
we might as well have some fun with it.
**[12:45] Ouka**
It's summer.
**[12:47] Takeru**
Yeah, it's summer.
**[12:49] Mari**
This is summer.
**[12:50] Usagi**
Summer, indeed.
**[12:51] Ikaruga**
They should just die.
**[12:54] Ouka**
First, let's start investigating the shore.
**[12:57] Ouka**
There might be something there.
**[12:59] All**
Okay!
**[12:59] Ikaruga**
They should just die....
***SIGN*** Episode 9.5: "Crazy Summer Time"
**[13:03] Mari**
Yahoo!
**[13:07] Mari**
It's so rejuvenating!
**[13:10] Ouka**
You bastard! What are you doing?
**[13:12] Mari**
Huh?
**[13:13] Mari**
Well, I'm...
**[13:14] Mari**
T-Technically, I'm not
part of the platoon, right?
**[13:18] Mari**
So I figured cheering you
guys on from the sidelines
**[13:20] Mari**
would put me at a perfect distance.
**[13:25] Usagi**
Sorry I'm late! I took
too long getting changed.
**[13:29] Usagi**
How's the water?
**[13:32] Usagi**
Is it cold?
**[13:35] Ouka**
Saionji!
**[13:36] Ouka**
Try running more calmly!
**[13:38] Ouka**
Even in a one-piece suit,
you could still fall out of that top!
**[13:41] Ouka**
Wait! That's not the issue here.
**[13:43] Ouka**
Why have you joined the slackers?!
**[13:46] Mari**
Oh, see how they jiggle!
**[13:49] Mari**
They jiggle in such a sublime way!
**[13:53] Ouka**
Is this your doing, Suginami?
**[13:54] Ouka**
We're here on a mission.
**[13:57] Ouka**
Stop messing around!
**[14:00] Ikaruga**
Here.
**[14:01] Ikaruga**
Pick whichever one you like.
**[14:12] Ouka**
I-It's not what you think.
**[14:14] Ouka**
I figured this would make
**[14:16] Ouka**
investigating underwater easier.
**[14:18] Mari**
Yeah, whatever.
**[14:20] Mari**
Hey, Takeru. The ocean is nice and all,
**[14:24] Mari**
but isn't there something better
you should be watching?
**[14:29] Takeru**
Lapis, right now, I'm deeply grateful
**[14:33] Takeru**
that you are my other half.
**[14:34] Both**
Is that appropriate to say to a little girl
wearing a school swimsuit?!
**[14:42] Ikaruga**
They should just die.
**[14:47] Takeru**
Good! Good!
**[14:48] Ikaruga**
It's no good...
**[14:50] Ikaruga**
I'm losing consciousness.
**[14:52] Ikaruga**
Once this is over, please resuscitate me.
**[14:54] Takeru**
Ordinarily, the girls' swimsuits would be
**[14:58] Takeru**
the perfect bait for Suginami's jokes.
**[15:00] Ikaruga**
What the hell? Stay out of this.
**[15:03] Ikaruga**
Do you want some attention
from your Onee-san?
**[15:05] Ikaruga**
Okay, Kusanagi, sweetie.
**[15:08] Ikaruga**
Put some suntan oil on me.
**[15:10] Takeru**
That's not even a little bit sexy.
**[15:14] Takeru**
What's wrong, Lapis?
**[15:15] Lapis**
My host. What is that?
**[15:18] Takeru**
You mean the fishing rod?
**[15:20] Takeru**
You put bait on the hook and catch fish.
**[15:24] Lapis**
Use a hook... and bait...
**[15:27] Usagi**
Kusanagi! Let's partake in lunch!
**[15:30] Takeru**
Sure!
**[15:32] Takeru**
Lapis, let's go.
**[15:37] Takeu**
Brain freeze!
**[15:39] Usagi**
Ramen and yakisoba
are a must at the beach!
**[15:42] Usagi**
The cheap flavor is superb.
**[15:46] Mari**
Huh? What happened to our mission?
**[15:49] Ouka**
Sh-Shut up.
**[15:50] Ouka**
An army doesn't march
on an empty stomach, right?
**[15:53] Mari**
I think I want a popsicle for dessert.
**[15:56] Usagi**
I, too, would love to eat that.
**[15:57] Ouka**
Let's buy enough for everyone.
**[16:02] Usagi**
There isn't enough for everyone.
**[16:04] Mari**
Then I'll have shaved ice, like Takeru.
**[16:09] ---**
**[16:10] Mari**
What's wrong, Takeru?
**[16:12] Takeru**
B-Bathroom...
**[16:17] Usagi**
So it was just a stomachache...
**[16:22] Both**
No, no, no, no, no!
**[16:24] Usagi**
Where are you going?
**[16:25] Lapis**
I must accompany my host...
**[16:28] Mari**
But Takeru just went to the bathroom.
**[16:30] Mari**
That's very inappropriate!
**[16:31] Person**
Hang in there...
**[16:33] Ouka**
What happened?
**[16:35] Person**
He was attacked by a giant monster
offshore and almost drowned!
**[16:38] Ouka**
A giant monster?
**[16:41] Ouka**
So this wasn't the work of someone's magic?
**[16:44] Lapis**
No.
**[16:45] Lapis**
This is probably a magical creature's doing.
**[16:48] Both**
Magical creature?
**[16:51] Lapis**
In the subspecies of sea hare,
**[16:53] Lapis**
there's a type called Inviter of Summer.
**[16:57] Lapis**
The Inviter of Summer, as the name implies,
**[16:59] Lapis**
has the ability to make
summer continue indefinitely.
**[17:03] Usagi**
Then we should investigate right away!
**[17:10] Ouka**
Uh, well... I'm not a good swimmer.
**[17:14] Ouka**
For some reason, I sink.
**[17:16] Usagi**
You can't swim?!
**[17:18] Ouka**
I took lessons,
**[17:21] Ouka**
but the teacher said I was too strong.
**[17:23] Usagi**
A-And you, Suginami?
**[17:25] Ikaruga**
Just leave me out of this.
**[17:28] Ikaruga**
If you ladies want to pickle yourselves,
that's your business.
**[17:31] Usagi**
Kusanagi!
**[17:35] Mari**
This is hopeless.
**[17:36] Usagi**
Then, we only have one option.
**[17:38] Usagi**
I shall be the vanguard.
**[17:41] Usagi**
Let the Mini 35th Platoon charge!
**[17:44] Mari**
Mini 35th Platoon?
**[17:46] Usagi**
I'm referring to us three, of course.
**[17:49] Mari**
Usagi and Lapis are mini,
I'll give you that.
**[17:52] Mari**
But I'm not short enough to be called mini.
**[17:58] Mari**
They're not mini, either!
**[18:01] Usagi**
Now, let's begin!
**[18:03] Mari**
But how do we capture
**[18:05] Mari**
a giant sea monster?
**[18:09] Lapis**
How about this method?
**[18:12] Mari**
Wait. What is this thing?
**[18:14] Lapis**
A fishing rod.
**[18:16] Lapis**
It is a weapon that makes
use of bait on a hook.
**[18:19] Usagi**
Yes, I am well aware
that this is a fishing rod!
**[18:21] Mari**
Why do we have to be the bait?!
**[18:24] Lapis**
My host said that your
swimsuits were perfect bait.
**[18:27] Usagi**
That's not what he meant!
**[18:32] Usagi**
Th-Th-Th-There's something beneath us...
**[18:40] Ouka**
Saionji! What's wrong?
**[18:41] Mari**
Ew! What is this pervy creature?!
**[18:44] Mari**
Stop touching my butt!
**[18:47] Usagi**
M-My chest...
**[18:48] Usagi**
This can't be!
**[18:51] Lapis**
My host, what shall I do?
**[18:54] Takeru**
Wait... Can you give me a minute, Lapis?
**[18:58] Lapis**
Understood.
**[18:59] Mari**
Lapis-chan, please stop being so damn calm!
**[19:01] Mari**
The rod! Raise the rod!
**[19:04] Lapis**
No. My host told me to wait.
**[19:06] Usagi**
Never mind him. Just do it!
**[19:09] Lapis**
Very well.
**[19:12] Lapis**
Due to excessive weight,
the connection is disabled.
**[19:15] Usagi**
Please, stop with the
excessive weight remarks!
**[19:18] Mari**
You're making it sound like we're too fat!
**[19:24] Takeru**
I'm coming!
**[19:27] Usagi**
Kusanagi!
**[19:28] Mari**
Takeru, help me!
**[19:31] Takeru**
Let's go, Lapis!
Transform to witch hunter!
**[19:33] Lapis**
Roger that, my host.
**[19:36] Lapis**
All systems green.
**[19:37] Lapis**
Precision: 100%. Witch hunter
transformation, complete.
**[19:41] Takeru**
Desiring with supreme ardor!
**[19:43] Takeru**
Bring down the hammer against witches!
***SIGN*** Usagi: Wait! You can't swim, either?!
***SIGN*** Mari: Takeru, you're useless!
***SIGN*** Takeru: Sorry!
***SIGN*** Takeru: I'm sinking because my armor's too heavy!
**[20:06] Lapis**
My deepest apologies.
**[20:08] Lapis**
I should have assumed
undersea warfare before installation.
***SIGN*** Mari: At this rate, we can't even be bait!
**[20:14] Usagi**
*Bait? That's it!*
***SIGN*** Usagi: Fishing! Fishing!
***SIGN*** Takeru: You want me to dance?
***SIGN*** Usagi: No, that's not right!
**[20:23] Lapis**
My host, I think she is suggesting that
**[20:26] Lapis**
you use my form as a fishing rod.
***SIGN*** Takeru: I see!
***SIGN*** Takeru: That makes sense!
***SIGN*** Takeru: Lapis!
***SIGN*** Takeru: Can you do it?!
**[20:33] Lapis**
Of course, my host.
**[20:48] Mari**
*Wait. Is this...*
**[20:53] Mari**
*Now I can use magic!*
**[20:57] Takeru**
*All right! The trio is going in!*
**[21:00] Mari**
Aurora Field!
**[21:30] Takeru**
Anyway, case closed. Let's go home.
***SIGN*** Garigari-san Blue
**[21:40] Usagi**
I shall accept without hesitation.
**[21:44] Mari**
Thanks... But why?
**[21:47] Ouka**
Today... you guys saved the day,
**[21:51] Ouka**
Mini 35th Platoon.
**[21:56] Takeru**
Mini 35th Platoon?
**[21:58] Takeru**
But Mari isn't short enough
to be called mini.
**[22:05] Mari**
For the last time, they're not mini!
**[22:09] Mari**
***SIGN*** Kusanagi Miracle
# 10 - Kusanagi Kiseki
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:01] W**
Kusanagi Takeru-san, yes?
**[00:03] W**
We've confirmed your payment.
**[00:05] W**
Please present your visitor's permit.
**[00:10] G**
Take care not to leak details
of the academy's layout
**[00:13] G**
or the Inquisition's security to the inmate.
**[00:17] T**
Got it.
**[00:17] T**
If, by any chance, you mention
anything confidential,
**[00:20] T**
your future visits will have
restrictions placed on them,
**[00:23] T**
so keep that in mind.
**[00:30] T**
Sorry I'm late, Kiseki.
**[00:35] K**
It's been a while, Onii-chan.
***SIGN*** Episode 10: "Kusanagi Kiseki"
**[02:14] T**
You look like you might've gotten taller.
**[02:15] K**
Really?
**[02:17] K**
I can't tell, but they do say that
the more you sleep, the more you grow.
**[02:22] K**
By the way,
**[02:23] K**
y-you've grown more handsome.
**[02:29] K**
How's school?
**[02:30] K**
Do you have any more interesting stories?
**[02:33] T**
I do, actually.
**[02:34] T**
I've got more teammates now.
Real troublemakers, too.
**[02:39] K**
I see.
**[02:40] K**
So you managed to become friends
with the one with the nice hair
**[02:43] K**
and the one with the scarf.
**[02:46] T**
I think so, yeah.
**[02:48] K**
The one with the nice hair is a girl, right?
**[02:51] T**
Y-Yeah...
**[02:53] T**
Why do you ask?
**[02:54] K**
Oh, so you've finally fallen in love!
**[02:58] T**
Uh, the way I feel about her
doesn't resemble love, at all.
**[03:03] T**
If anything, it's probably
closer to admiration.
**[03:06] T**
I don't really know why,
**[03:07] T**
but the sight of her walking
with her head held high
**[03:09] T**
dazzles me.
**[03:11] K**
I see.
**[03:13] K**
But regardless of how you feel,
I'm happy that you met her.
**[03:19] K**
I think it's a wonderful thing.
**[03:22] K**
And watching you grow into
a more wonderful person by the day
**[03:25] K**
makes me very, very happy.
**[03:29] T**
How could you be happy?
**[03:31] T**
You spend your life confined in here,
forced to sleep the entire time.
**[03:35] T**
There's no way just listening to me talk
about my life could make you happy!
**[03:42] T**
I know that it's impossible
**[03:44] T**
and that I can't change this world,
**[03:47] T**
but I still want to provide
you with a normal life—
**[03:50] G**
Time's up.
**[03:52] G**
Please leave.
**[03:57] T**
I'll come again.
**[03:59] K**
Okay.
**[04:13] K**
Onii-chan...
**[04:16] K**
Why didn't you...
**[04:19] K**
... me?
**[04:29] U**
You're not getting away!
**[04:31] U**
And I'm getting us some points!
**[04:40] U**
O-Ohtori!
**[04:42] O**
I'm on it.
**[04:43] O**
You on the bike! Pull over!
**[04:44] O**
On suspicion of illegally trading
a D-ranked magical artifact,
**[04:47] O**
obstruction of justice,
**[04:49] O**
illegal possession and use of firearms,
**[04:52] O**
and riding a motorcycle without wearing helmets, you two are under arrest!
**[04:55] G**
I don't see you wearing a helmet, either!
**[04:57] O**
I'm reflecting on my actions
and will gladly pay the fine.
**[05:00] O**
I'll also accept a deduction of points.
**[05:03] G**
Damn it. We'll have to use an instant spell.
**[05:07] G**
Eat my dust, Test Platoon!
**[05:16] G**
Wh-What?!
**[05:17] O**
This blue bike here has been given some
modifications by our mad scientist.
**[05:21] O**
Its components are nothing like
what's used in commercial bikes.
**[05:24] I**
I'd rather you called it a makeover, honey.
**[05:26] O**
I've directed them down the planned route.
**[05:31] O**
The rest is up to you, Kusanagi.
**[05:43] T**
Targets secured.
**[05:47] U**
That should get us a bunch of points!
**[05:49] U**
It's all thanks to my splendid efforts!
**[05:52] I**
You did stop their car there,
like you said you would.
**[05:56] I**
You've changed a lot, haven't you?
**[05:59] U**
H-Have I?
**[06:01] U**
Well, of course I'm not who I used to be—
**[06:04] I**
Your boobs have grown even bigger.
**[06:06] U**
That doesn't make me the least bit happy!
**[06:08] I**
Oh, but it makes me very happy!
**[06:10] O**
Kusanagi? Are you tired?
**[06:13] O**
You've got bags under your eyes.
**[06:15] O**
It's obvious you're not getting enough sleep.
**[06:19] O**
At least you don't have a fever.
**[06:20] O**
Still, a lot has happened lately as it is,
**[06:24] O**
so you'd better get some rest, at least.
**[06:26] O**
Don't push yourself.
**[06:27] T**
I'm not. Don't worry.
**[06:30] O**
A-Anyway, you can rely on me
when you're having trouble,
**[06:37] O**
is what I'm trying to say.
**[06:39] T**
Thanks.
**[06:41] O**
Oh, right.
**[06:42] O**
You have a little sister, don't you?
**[06:44] O**
Why don't you take some time
off and go see how she's doing?
**[06:48] T**
Yeah.
**[06:49] T**
Sounds like a good idea.
**[07:00] T**
Yoshimizu?
**[07:02] ---**
Huh?
**[07:08] T**
Kyoya?
**[07:11] S**
Hey there, Kusanagi-kun.
**[07:15] T**
Wait! What happened to Yoshimizu?
**[07:18] K**
Keep your filthy hands
off of me, you damn traitor.
**[07:27] G**
Subject nearing cardiopulmonary arrest.
**[07:30] G**
Preparing to inject soluble crimson ore.
**[07:33] S**
Well, well.
**[07:34] S**
Kiseki-chan sure is hanging in there today.
**[07:37] S**
It's been more than thirty hours
since we started drugging her
**[07:41] S**
with doses one hundred times stronger
than the lethal dose for an ordinary human.
**[07:44] Ku**
Something's different than usual.
**[07:46] Ku**
I heard that Kusanagi Takeru paid her a visit.
Did anything strange happen?
**[07:49] S**
Nothing in particular.
**[07:51] S**
But whenever he visits,
her mental vitals stabilize.
**[07:56] S**
And frankly, the amount we spend
on her is nothing to scoff at,
**[07:59] S**
so his visits really help us out.
**[08:03] G**
Subject has entered cardiopulmonary arrest.
**[08:05] G**
She'll reawaken shortly.
**[08:07] G**
All systems alert.
**[08:08] G**
We request all Inquisitors
present be on high alert.
**[08:16] S**
Good morning, Kiseki-chan.
**[08:18] S**
How do you feel after waking up?
**[08:22] G**
Resurrection confirmed.
**[08:23] G**
No mana particles detected this time, either.
**[08:26] S**
Well, that's what puts the indefinite in
the indefinite ancient attribute, Demon.
**[08:31] Ku**
So her power really isn't related to mana?
**[08:34] S**
Nah, it's just that we
haven't been able to confirm it.
**[08:37] S**
The power she wields is highly peculiar.
**[08:40] S**
When it is released outside her body,
**[08:43] S**
anything it touches gets converted
into a part of Kusanagi Kiseki.
**[08:46] S**
We presume that this corrosion
will repeat endlessly
**[08:49] S**
and consume the entire
planet if left unchecked.
**[08:53] S**
It pains me to kill an innocent
girl over and over, too.
**[08:58] S**
But if we don't do that, the peculiarities
within her won't show up.
**[09:02] S**
We have to drag those peculiarities out of her
**[09:05] S**
and keep killing them until there's nothing left.
**[09:09] S**
Unless we do, the world might get destroyed.
**[09:14] K**
Onii...
**[09:26] K**
Don't go!
**[09:45] G**
Her gleipnir has been destroyed!
**[09:46] G**
The subject is tearing up the iron maiden!
**[09:49] G**
Hurry up and inject the soluble crimson ore!
**[09:51] G**
Stop her, no matter what!
**[09:52] G**
It's not working!
She's released way more than usual!
**[09:56] G**
The second and third barriers
are starting to corrode!
**[09:58] G**
We won't last much longer, President!
**[10:00] Ky**
Just watching this is making me
sick to my stomach! I'll—
**[10:05] S**
Kurogane-kun.
**[10:07] S**
This situation is nothing like five years ago.
**[10:09] S**
She has definitely grown since then.
**[10:12] Ku**
I'll keep killing the overflowing
parts until her frenzy dies down.
**[10:15] S**
You could die, you know?
**[10:17] Ku**
I don't care.
**[10:20] Ku**
Have all the Inquisitors fall back.
**[10:23] Ku**
Once I charge in,
weld all the barriers together.
**[10:25] Ku**
Don't let anyone in or out.
**[10:27] G**
B-But then...
**[10:28] Ku**
Step on it.
**[10:35] Ku**
It's been five years since I faced you.
**[10:40] Ku**
You're free to fear, hate, and resent me.
**[10:44] Ku**
I won't apologize to you.
**[10:46] Ku**
So you needn't apologize either,
even if you kill me.
**[10:52] Ku**
Desiring with supreme ardor...
**[10:55] Ku**
Bring down the hammer against witches!
**[10:58] Things**
Onii-chan...
**[11:01] K**
Where's Onii-chan?
***SIGN*** Kusanagi Takeru
**[11:15] O**
Ohtori here.
**[11:16] O**
Standing by at the target's
predicted arrival point.
**[11:18] O**
All units, status report.
**[11:22] I**
Nice!
**[11:24] I**
Love those legs, baby!
**[11:26] I**
Could you, like, hunch over for me?
**[11:28] I**
I wanna see a bra flash!
**[11:31] O**
Take this seriously, Suginami!
**[11:34] M**
Hey!
**[11:35] M**
Why are Usagi-chan and I
the only ones dressed like this?
**[11:38] O**
Not much we could do.
**[11:39] O**
I glare too much,
**[11:41] O**
and Suginami would totally look
at home in the red-light district.
**[11:44] I**
Who're you calling a titty pub whore?!
**[11:46] O**
I didn't go that far...
**[11:47] U**
Here.
**[11:49] U**
Here you are.
**[11:50] U**
Here.
**[11:52] U**
What is it, Nikaido?
**[11:53] M**
Now I understand social stratification...
**[11:56] O**
All good on your end, Kusanagi?
**[12:00] I**
They're here.
**[12:04] O**
The man with the top hat
is the "Magician of Hamelin,"
**[12:08] O**
a wizard with a threat level of B.
**[12:10] O**
Carefully place a transmitter on them,
so we find their hideout.
**[12:14] O**
Got it?
**[12:15] I**
Now! Show some cleavage!
**[12:18] I**
Please take this...
**[12:22] O**
Hey, Suginami! That didn't work!
**[12:24] I**
N-No way!
**[12:25] I**
Nikaido, follow her lead!
**[12:29] M**
Do I really have to use the same plan?
It didn't work for Usagi-chan, you know.
**[12:33] M**
Please take this, if you'd like.
**[12:36] G**
Thanks, babe.
**[12:38] I**
The target's into flat chests!
Extremely flat ones!
**[12:41] M**
That doesn't make me happy!
**[12:46] O**
Oh, no!
**[12:48] M**
Aurora Field!
**[12:57] O**
Mandragoras?
**[12:58] O**
We'll get rid of these!
**[13:00] O**
You go after the targets, Kusanagi!
**[13:06] G**
Wh-Who are you?
**[13:08] G**
Stop! Stay away!
**[13:20] K**
Onii-chan?
**[13:24] K**
I'm so glad...
**[13:26] K**
I followed the sound of your
heartbeat, and actually found you!
**[13:31] K**
I'm sorry, Onii-chan...
**[13:38] T**
Kiseki!
**[13:40] T**
Why are you out here?
**[13:43] K**
I wanted to see you.
**[13:46] K**
I always wanted you to hold me like this...
**[13:57] O**
Kusanagi!
**[13:58] O**
Who's that girl?
**[14:03] M**
You okay, Takeru?
**[14:04] ---**
Shh.
**[14:05] U**
Don't make a racket.
**[14:07] U**
What if the enemy's still around?
**[14:13] O**
Kusanagi?
**[14:15] K**
Stay away! Don't come any closer!
**[14:18] O**
I don't have any idea what kind of
situation this is, nor who that girl is,
**[14:24] O**
but there are two things I can say for sure.
**[14:29] O**
One, you're suffering.
**[14:32] O**
And the other is that
we are not your enemies.
**[14:41] T**
Sorry.
**[14:42] O**
Kusanagi, is that girl dangerous?
**[14:45] T**
Yeah. Probably way more dangerous
than you could ever imagine.
**[14:49] O**
How likely is she to consider us a threat?
**[14:52] T**
It's all right.
**[14:53] T**
So long as I'm with her,
I won't let her harm my comrades.
**[14:56] T**
If it comes down to it,
I'll stop my sister, no matter what.
**[15:00] O**
Sister?
**[15:02] T**
Yeah, she's my little sister.
**[15:06] T**
Her name's Kiseki...
**[15:09] T**
Kusanagi Kiseki.
**[15:11] ---**
Threat level: SS.
**[15:13] ---**
She must've broken out to see me...
**[15:17] ---**
From a maximum security prison.
**[15:20] S**
Hey, Kurogane-kun. You still alive?
**[15:25] S**
Nothing less from the strongest witch hunter.
You're a tough one.
**[15:29] Ku**
I'm sorry. I let her escape.
**[15:32] S**
What are you talking about?
**[15:34] S**
We only managed to suppress her
frenzy thanks to your bravery.
**[15:38] S**
But if we don't find her quickly, this town—
**[15:41] S**
No, the world is in danger.
**[15:44] Ku**
I'll go after her immediately.
**[15:45] Ku**
Oh, I also sent Kirigaya-kun
out in pursuit of her,
**[15:49] Ku**
so you two team up and deal with her.
**[15:52] Ku**
All that said...
**[15:55] Ku**
What am I to do about this?
**[15:56] Ku**
I'll need to ask the
Budgetary Committee for help.
**[16:03] K**
Onii-chan?
**[16:05] T**
You're awake?
**[16:06] T**
How do you feel?
**[16:08] K**
I killed again.
**[16:11] T**
It's not your fault.
Even if nobody else gets it, I do.
**[16:15] K**
You don't.
**[16:16] K**
There's absolutely no way it's not my fault.
**[16:21] K**
My body acts to grant my wishes, you know.
**[16:25] T**
It's your body that's at fault. Not your heart.
**[16:28] O**
Kusanagi, may I?
**[16:32] O**
I guess I should introduce myself.
**[16:34] O**
I'm Ohtori Ouka, Kusanagi's teammate.
Pleased to meet you.
**[16:44] K**
I'm Kiseki... My name is Kiseki.
I'm Onii-chan's little sister.
**[16:50] O**
Yeah, I heard.
**[16:52] O**
No need to worry.
**[16:53] O**
I promise you that things won't get any worse.
**[16:56] O**
You're my savior's own sister.
**[16:58] O**
I would never abandon you.
**[17:01] T**
As you can see, she's really shy.
**[17:03] T**
She's never had a proper
conversation with anyone but me.
**[17:06] T**
Sorry.
**[17:07] O**
Oh, it's no problem.
**[17:09] O**
That aside, Kusanagi, come with me.
**[17:13] M**
Mind giving us an explanation?
**[17:16] T**
She's dangerous.
**[17:19] T**
She killed a lot of people back in our hometown
**[17:25] T**
But please don't get the wrong idea.
**[17:27] T**
Kiseki can't control her powers.
**[17:30] T**
She doesn't kill because she wants to.
**[17:32] T**
Even when she goes berserk,
it's only because she's in harm's way.
**[17:35] T**
She's normally well-behaved.
**[17:38] I**
Overflow Syndrome.
**[17:41] I**
That's what Kusanagi's sister has.
**[17:45] I**
A lot of witches who don't come from
magical lineages get diagnosed with it.
**[17:49] I**
In any ordinary witch, this disease
can be suppressed using a gleipnir.
**[17:54] I**
Kusanagi's sister, however, produces
an extraordinary amount of mana,
**[17:57] I**
and becomes a walking
natural disaster of sorts.
**[18:00] U**
Th-Then aren't we in danger here?
**[18:04] I**
No need to worry.
**[18:05] I**
She must've used up a massive
amount of mana on the way here,
**[18:08] I**
so it should take a while
for her mana to be restored.
**[18:12] T**
Hey, Suginami!
**[18:13] I**
Quiet, Kusanagi.
**[18:15] I**
Everything will be a lot smoother if I explain it.
**[18:17] T**
That's not it. What you're saying is—
**[18:19] I**
Shut up.
**[18:23] T**
Thanks.
**[18:26] M**
So, what now?
**[18:28] T**
It's too risky to leave Kiseki outdoors.
**[18:31] T**
I'm sure she doesn't want that, either.
**[18:34] T**
We should hand her over to
the Inquisition immediately.
**[18:37] T**
That's the best course of action.
**[18:39] O**
If that's the case,
then let's get right to it.
**[18:41] O**
We shall hereby escort
Kusanagi Kiseki to the restricted zone.
**[18:46] T**
"Escort"?
**[18:47] T**
Wouldn't you normally contact the Inquisition
and make them send witch hunters?
**[18:50] O**
I would love to do that if I could,
**[18:53] O**
but our devices and cellphones
have gone kaput ever since we got here.
**[18:57] O**
They're not working at all.
**[19:00] T**
Don't tell me, you...
**[19:01] O**
I'm aware that I'm breaking protocol.
**[19:04] O**
After all, we can't be sure
that she doesn't pose a threat.
**[19:06] O**
But I choose to believe
in the promise you made.
**[19:10] (Flashback) T**
So long as I'm with her,
I won't let her harm my comrades.
**[19:13] T**
So, well,
**[19:15] T**
take an hour or so for some sibling bonding.
**[19:22] I**
Coming from you, Ohtori,
that's an amazing idea.
**[19:24] I**
How very thoughtful of you.
**[19:27] U**
I'm sure she would've shown no mercy
had it been anyone but Kusanagi's sister,
**[19:31] U**
but the idea itself is worthy of praise.
**[19:34] M**
You're acting so out of character,
it's creeping me out.
**[19:37] O**
I don wadda hear dat from
a dhoughdless berverd like joo!
**[19:40] M**
Don't get gogky jusht guz
you broke the ize a liddle.
**[19:44] T**
Let go...
**[19:45] T**
Suginami, I...
**[19:48] I**
Shut up and let them do you a favor.
**[19:50] I**
You don't have to tell us the truth.
**[19:54] I**
Just know that I don't plan on
carrying half your burden.
**[20:03] K**
Uh... What's going on?
**[20:08] M**
You siblings finally get
to go on a date to bond,
**[20:11] M**
so you need to look the part,
is what's going on.
**[20:13] K**
Date?
**[20:14] O**
But you'll have to pick from
the stuff we prepared as disguises.
**[20:20] I**
Nah, I leave no stone unturned.
**[20:22] O**
Why'd you put in so much effort?
**[20:36] K**
This is embarrassing...
**[20:38] I**
Excellent!
**[20:39] M**
She's got a bigger rack than me...
**[20:41] K**
Do I look weird?
**[20:43] K**
I've never actually worn a real outfit before.
**[20:46] M**
Don't worry. You look cute, Kiseki-chan.
**[20:49] K**
Thank you.
**[20:52] M**
Kiseki-chan, I swear I'll become
your older sister in the future!
**[20:59] U**
Don't take advantage of the situation
to make outrageous promises!
**[21:01] O**
And don't give in to your filthy urges,
you scarf-wearing deviant!
**[21:04] M**
Say what?
**[21:04] O**
Who'd want a sister-in-law like you?
**[21:10] K**
They're all such nice people.
**[21:11] T**
You mean the girls in my platoon?
**[21:13] K**
They were just like you described them.
**[21:16] K**
They treated me as your sister,
even though they knew I was dangerous.
**[21:21] K**
Mari-san's so cool.
**[21:23] T**
That foul mouth is her one blemish.
**[21:25] K**
Usagi-san seemed like an elder sister.
**[21:28] T**
She plays the little sister role in our platoon,
**[21:30] T**
so she must've wanted
to act like an older one.
**[21:32] K**
Ikaruga-san is kind of motherly.
**[21:34] T**
Deep down, she's a caring person.
**[21:39] K**
Ouka-san's really pretty, isn't she?
**[21:42] T**
Yeah, I guess.
**[21:46] K**
Say, Onii-chan...
**[21:48] T**
Wanna eat something? You must be hungry.
**[21:51] K**
No. Can I ask you for a favor?
**[21:54] T**
Sure. Ask for anything.
**[21:56] T**
They went out of their way
to give us this opportunity,
**[21:59] T**
so I'll do whatever you want today.
**[22:01] K**
Really?
**[22:03] K**
Then...
**[22:06] K**
Could you kill me?
***SIGN*** Kusanagi Takeru
# 11 - Kusanagi Takeru
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:00] K**
Say, Onii-chan...
**[00:02] K**
Can I ask you for a favor?
**[00:04] T**
Sure. Ask for anything.
**[00:06] T**
They went out of their way
to give us this opportunity,
**[00:09] T**
so I'll do whatever you want today.
**[00:11] K**
Then...
**[00:13] K**
Could you kill me?
**[00:19] K**
I never thought I'd be able
to hang out with you like this,
**[00:23] K**
so I'm plenty happy already.
**[00:28] K**
Five years ago, I killed a lot
of people of my own free will.
**[00:34] K**
And my powers are getting
stronger by the day.
**[00:38] K**
They try to grant my wishes,
**[00:41] K**
so if they're left unchecked,
I'll kill lots of people again...
**[00:46] K**
Probably way more than five years ago!
**[00:49] K**
So I ought to die.
**[00:53] K**
But I don't want anyone else to kill me.
**[00:57] K**
I want to die by your hand.
**[01:00] T**
Sorry. I can't do that.
**[01:02] T**
I can't kill you.
**[01:06] T**
Even if everyone in the world wants you dead,
**[01:09] T**
I, alone, will want you to live.
**[01:12] T**
Isn't that what family's all about?
**[01:16] K**
Onii-chan...
**[01:18] T**
And even if I end up having to kill you,
**[01:21] T**
the day I kill you
**[01:24] T**
is the day I die.
**[01:26] K**
You mean it?
**[01:27] T**
Yeah, I promise you. But now's not the time.
**[01:31] T**
I'll continue to protect you
until you truly reach your limit.
**[01:35] T**
So please, let me do my best until the very end.
**[01:39] K**
Really, you're always so stubborn...
**[01:45] K**
If you'll keep your promise,
**[01:48] K**
I'll hang in there for a while longer.
***SIGN*** Episode 11: "Kusanagi Takeru"
**[03:29] O**
Were you a good girl, Watery?
**[03:32] Ka**
What did the Valhalla brass say?
**[03:35] O**
According to the boss,
**[03:37] O**
the target we were supposed
to rescue broke out of prison.
**[03:40] Ka**
Let's move in for the kill
and destroy the academy, then.
**[03:43] Ka**
This is a golden opportunity.
**[03:45] O**
Are you stupid?
**[03:47] O**
Don't join Haunted and Mephisto
in acting out of self-interest.
**[03:51] O**
I'm not stupid.
**[03:52] O**
This *is* a great chance to crush the academy.
**[03:55] O**
That's not what the brass wants.
**[03:57] O**
Our task at hand is much simpler.
**[04:01] Ka**
You mean...
**[04:03] O**
We've been ordered to capture
the target, Kusanagi Kiseki.
**[04:11] T**
Kiseki?
**[04:12] K**
What's that, Onii-chan?
**[04:16] T**
A ferris wheel.
**[04:18] T**
You can get a bird's eye view
of the whole city from up there.
**[04:20] K**
Wow! It's huge...
**[04:23] T**
All right. Let's go ride it.
**[04:27] Ky**
Now this is classic.
**[04:29] Ky**
A heretic in disguise,
taking a stroll with another heretic.
**[04:34] T**
Kyoya!
**[04:35] Ky**
Don't call me by name.
**[04:37] Ky**
It makes me sick to my
stomach when you do that!
**[04:40] T**
What are you doing here?
**[04:42] Ky**
What, you ask?
**[04:43] Ky**
Are you messing with me?
**[04:46] T**
Yoshimizu?!
**[04:47] T**
Why are you—
**[04:49] N**
Let's do it, Master.
**[04:51] Ky**
I'll tell you what I'm doing here, Kusanagi.
**[04:55] Ky**
I'm on a witch hunt!
**[04:56] T**
Run, Kiseki!
**[04:58] Ky**
Desiring with supreme ardor...
**[05:00] Ky**
Bring down the hammer against witches!
**[05:01] T**
Come to me, Lapis!
**[05:24] T**
Why do you have a Relic Eater?!
**[05:27] Ky**
You and Ohtori aren't the only ones
**[05:30] Ky**
that shitty chairman saw potential in!
**[05:32] T**
Did he order you to capture my sister?
**[05:35] T**
You don't have to do this! I'll—
**[05:37] N**
Talk about egotistical!
**[05:40] N**
Lapis picked one hell of a strange host.
**[05:43] T**
Why do I hear Yoshimizu's voice?!
**[05:45] N**
Nice to meet ya.
**[05:47] N**
I'm Nero.
**[05:48] T**
Why, Kyoya?
**[05:50] Ky**
Shut up...
**[05:51] Ky**
Not another word out of you!
**[05:54] Ky**
Go to hell, monster!
**[05:58] T**
Kyoya!
**[06:00] Ky**
Kusanagi!
**[06:03] Ku**
That's enough, you two!
**[06:07] Ku**
As Inquisitors, you used your witch-hunter
forms and fought each other in a civilian area.
**[06:12] Ku**
I hope you're prepared
to face the consequences.
**[06:22] T**
Please let me talk to Kiseki.
**[06:26] Ku**
Make it quick.
**[06:32] T**
I'm sorry.
**[06:34] T**
I thought I'd be able
**[06:36] T**
to show you a little more
of the outside world...
**[06:40] T**
I'll come see you again, for sure!
**[06:43] K**
'Kay.
**[06:45] K**
I'll wait as long as it takes.
**[06:46] T**
Kiseki,
**[06:48] T**
I...
**[06:51] K**
Don't forget your promise, okay?
**[06:55] K**
I...
**[06:58] T**
Kiseki!
**[06:59] S**
No need to worry.
**[07:02] S**
She's just been given
a sedative through the gleipnir.
**[07:06] S**
I didn't particularly want to interrupt
**[07:09] S**
your touching display of sibling love,
**[07:12] S**
but this is my job.
**[07:15] S**
Helping a major threat
**[07:18] S**
stay at large is a crime,
**[07:20] S**
even if it is your little sister.
**[07:24] S**
Go cool your head in solitary confinement.
**[07:27] T**
What'll happen to Kiseki?
**[07:31] S**
Actually, Alchemist really
**[07:33] S**
wanted to help us with her.
**[07:36] S**
We may be able to suppress
Kiseki-chan's powers.
**[07:40] T**
Really?!
**[07:41] S**
Yeah, but she'll be transferred
**[07:45] S**
to a different facility tomorrow.
**[07:47] T**
A different facility? Where—
**[07:50] S**
I can't tell you that.
**[07:51] S**
Not when it's very likely
that Valhalla is targeting her.
**[07:56] S**
We can't have her going berserk again
**[07:59] S**
because she wants to see you.
**[08:03] S**
Believe me, I'm doing this
to help the two of you.
**[08:16] O**
The higher-ups sure
came up with one absurd plan.
**[08:20] Ka**
Valhalla's been backed into a corner.
**[08:22] Ka**
Quit your complaining.
**[08:25] O**
Where did you learn to talk
like that, Miss Watery?
**[08:30] O**
Okay, let's do this.
**[08:35] W**
Any reports from the main keep?
**[08:37] G**
They haven't run into any problems yet.
**[08:40] G**
Likewise for the dummy road and air transport.
**[08:43] G**
Hey! What's that?!
**[08:45] W**
Intercept at once! Shoot it down!
**[08:47] G**
Got it!
**[08:56] Ka**
*This one's a decoy.*
**[09:00] G**
Message from the Onogi Team's airship.
**[09:02] G**
They've been attacked by the enemy.
**[09:05] Ku**
The operation will proceed as planned.
**[09:07] Ku**
Maintain this speed
all the way to the destination.
**[09:11] Ku**
Hear that, Kirigaya?
Be ready to move out at any time.
**[09:14] Ky**
You don't have to tell me, Captain.
**[09:17] Ky**
By the way, are you on humanity's side?
**[09:20] Ky**
Or the heretics' side?
**[09:22] Ku**
Do you really need to ask me that right now?
**[09:24] Ky**
I need to know.
**[09:26] Ky**
If you're not taking sides,
**[09:29] Ky**
don't get in the way of my revenge.
**[09:31] Ky**
That necromancer isn't the only one I'm after.
**[09:33] Ky**
I'm gonna wipe out all
of the heretics in this world!
**[09:36] Ky**
If you don't feel like doing your job,
"Captain," then stay out of my way!
**[09:39] Ku**
I see.
**[09:40] Ku**
You're the kind of fool
that's right up Nero's alley.
**[09:50] Ky**
Nice. We hit the jackpot.
**[09:53] Ku**
I'll handle two of them.
**[09:55] Ku**
You take out the other one.
**[09:57] Ky**
What? Don't be a stick in the mud.
**[10:00] Ky**
They're all mine!
**[10:02] Ku**
Desiring with supreme ardor...
**[10:02] Ky**
Summis desiderantes affectibus...
**[10:04] Ku**
Bring down the hammer against witches!
**[10:04] Ky**
Malleus Maleficarum!
**[10:06] Ky**
**[10:18] (Flashback) T**
Hey! Is someone in there?
**[10:22] (Flashback) T**
What are you doing in the storehouse?
**[10:28] (Flashback) K**
I'm Kiseki...
**[10:33] (Flashback) T**
Kiseki's my little sister?!
**[10:36] (Flashback) D**
The daughters of the Kusanagi family
**[10:38] (Flashback) D**
are always born as demons.
**[10:41] (Flashback) D**
For generations, it's been established practice
**[10:43] (Flashback) D**
to kill our daughters as soon as they're born.
**[10:47] (Flashback) D**
But...
**[10:49] (Flashback) D**
The demons' powers grew by the year,
**[10:52] (Flashback) D**
until, eventually, my daughter
was born immortal.
**[10:56] (Flashback) D**
Whether you behead her, or skewer her heart,
**[11:00] (Flashback) D**
the Hundred Demons of the Night—
**[11:01] (Flashback) D**
Kiseki can't be killed!
**[11:09] (Flashback) D**
Kiseki got out of her cage!
**[11:16] (Flashback) D**
You choose.
**[11:18] (Flashback) D**
Kill your little sister,
**[11:21] (Flashback) D**
or protect her.
**[11:24] (Flashback) D**
It's up to you...
**[11:39] (Flashback) K**
Takeru-kun?
**[11:43] (Flashback) K**
Kill me.
**[11:45] (Flashback) K**
Please kill me, Takeru-kun!
**[11:50] (Flashback) T**
I can't...
**[11:52] (Flashback) T**
I-I can't...
**[11:54] (Flashback) T**
kill my own sister!
**[11:56] (Flashback) K**
You're...
**[11:59] (Flashback) K**
my brother?
**[12:03] (Flashback) H**
Destroy...
**[12:06] (Flashback) K**
Stop it!
**[12:07] (Flashback) H**
I want to destroy it all!
**[12:07] (Flashback) K**
That's not how I feel!
**[12:10] (Flashback) H**
Destroy...
**[12:12] (Flashback) K**
Kill me...
**[12:13] (Flashback) K**
Save me, Takeru-kun!
**[12:24] (Flashback) D**
It's your fault.
**[12:25] (Flashback) D**
It's all your fault!
**[12:30] T**
Kiseki...
**[12:32] O**
Kusanagi?
**[12:34] O**
Are you awake?
**[12:35] T**
Ohtori?
**[12:37] O**
I'm sorry, Kusanagi.
**[12:39] O**
This is all my fault.
**[12:42] T**
What are you talking about?
**[12:44] T**
Because of you, I got to spend
time with my sister outside.
**[12:48] T**
Forget blaming you. I should be thanking you.
**[12:51] O**
I wanted to share at least
some of your burden.
**[12:56] T**
Why would you go that far for me?
**[13:00] O**
I'm deeply indebted to you.
**[13:04] O**
Over the past few months,
**[13:06] O**
I've started to find peace
**[13:08] O**
in the 35th Platoon's activities.
**[13:11] O**
You might find it silly that
**[13:13] O**
I'm calling platoon work peaceful,
**[13:17] O**
but to me, that is the undeniable truth.
**[13:20] O**
As someone who's lived only for revenge,
**[13:24] O**
I find this calm very comforting.
**[13:26] O**
I managed to find things I never
**[13:30] O**
thought I'd have again.
**[13:33] O**
And you were the one who gave it all to me.
**[13:37] O**
You changed me.
**[13:40] O**
Besides, you forcibly took
**[13:43] O**
on half my burden.
**[13:45] (Flashback) T**
I won't give you the cliché line about
nothing good coming from revenge.
**[13:50] (Flashback) T**
But in return,
**[13:54] (Flashback) T**
let me carry half your burden.
**[13:56] O**
So,
**[13:59] O**
you know,
**[14:01] O**
let me carry half your burden, too.
**[14:06] O**
You're not alone, Kusanagi.
**[14:10] T**
Thank you, Ohtori.
**[14:13] N**
Er... is this it?
**[14:17] N**
Oh, there you are, Kusanagi-kun!
**[14:20] T**
President Hoshijiro!
**[14:23] H**
I know a few of the guards here.
**[14:26] H**
I begged them for the keys as a favor.
**[14:30] H**
Anyway, the vehicle transporting
your little sister
**[14:33] H**
was attacked by Valhalla.
**[14:37] H**
You should head to the scene at once.
**[14:42] T**
You guys!
**[14:45] U**
We heard everything.
**[14:47] U**
There might not be much
we can do, but we'll help.
**[14:51] M**
Your little sister's in trouble.
**[14:53] M**
You'd better let us help you.
**[14:55] I**
Giving you a ride is
**[14:57] I**
the most I can offer, though.
**[15:01] T**
Thanks.
**[15:03] T**
I'd be really grateful for that.
**[15:06] T**
I need
**[15:08] T**
your help to save my sister.
**[15:11] U**
S-Something's not right.
**[15:13] M**
Knowing Takeru, I thought for sure
**[15:15] M**
he'd say something like,
"I can't let you guys get involved."
**[15:18] O**
Wh-What? Why are you glaring at me?
**[15:21] U**
Ohtori, might something have happened
between you two down in solitary?
**[15:24] M**
Takeru accepting our help
this easily is totally weird!
**[15:29] O**
Wh-What is wrong with you?
**[15:30] O**
This isn't the time or place for that crap!
**[15:32] O**
Quit your nonsense and get in the car already!
**[15:43] Ku**
Kurogane here.
We've eliminated all the obstacles.
**[15:47] O**
So this was it, after all.
**[15:50] O**
I knew this one sounded
different from the rest.
**[15:53] O**
Trust me to pick the right one.
**[15:57] O**
I'm Orochi, one of the leaders of Valhalla.
**[16:01] O**
Pleased to meet you,
**[16:02] O**
witch-hunter whelps.
**[16:04] Ku**
Kirigaya, go ahead and escort
**[16:07] Ku**
the subject to the destination.
**[16:10] Ku**
He's too much for you to handle.
**[16:12] Ku**
Focus on doing your job.
**[16:14] Ku**
That's all you need to do.
**[16:23] O**
Are you sure about this?
**[16:25] O**
I'm really strong, you know.
**[16:27] Ku**
Desiring with supreme ardor...
**[16:29] Ku**
Bring down the hammer against witches.
**[16:34] O**
Damn! A hybrid?
**[16:36] O**
Did I end up drawing the short straw?
**[16:40] T**
Can't we go any faster, Lapis?!
**[16:44] F**
Going faster would be rash.
**[16:45] F**
We wouldn't have enough mana for combat.
**[16:49] T**
I don't care. Just step on it!
**[17:00] Ky**
No matter how you look at it,
**[17:02] Ky**
an Inquisitor guarding a heretic is messed up!
**[17:15] Ky**
This is what you meant by
**[17:17] Ky**
doing my job, right, Captain?
**[17:23] Ky**
You bastards took everything from me.
**[17:26] Ky**
If it weren't for you...
**[17:31] Ky**
Rest in peace, monster.
**[17:34] T**
Kyoya!
**[17:38] T**
Do you have any idea what you're doing?
**[17:41] Ky**
Isn't it obvious?
**[17:43] Ky**
I'm trying to kill your little sister!
**[17:47] T**
What did Kiseki ever do to you?
**[17:49] Ky**
That doesn't matter!
**[17:51] Ky**
I just can't stand the fact that
**[17:54] Ky**
there are heretics living shamelessly among us.
**[17:57] Ky**
So I'm gonna massacre them. That's all.
**[18:04] N**
That's the way, Master!
**[18:06] N**
Hate everything and everyone,
**[18:09] N**
and I'll grant all your wishes.
**[18:12] N**
Let's take our revenge together!
**[18:14] Ky**
Yoshimizu...
**[18:16] T**
Did you turn him into this?
**[18:19] N**
He's the one who wished for this.
**[18:21] N**
So it's my job to keep fanning
**[18:25] N**
his flames in this form.
**[18:28] N**
And my reward is revenge!
**[18:31] T**
Kyoya, that's not Yoshimizu!
**[18:34] T**
Your teammates would never want this!
**[18:37] Ky**
Don't you dare speak of my comrades!
**[18:42] Ky**
Long-Barrel Fragshot!
**[18:45] L**
Keep running, my host.
**[18:56] Ky**
Slugshot!
**[19:08] Ky**
Wha—
**[19:09] L**
Flexible Material Booster, full throttle.
**[19:13] T**
Kusanagi double-edged art:
**[19:15] Ky**
Sawed-off Buckshot!
**[19:17] T**
Yamata-no-Orochi!
**[19:28] T**
There's no time to waste.
**[19:31] T**
Lapis, where's Kiseki?
**[19:33] L**
My host, focus on the immediate threat.
**[19:37] Ky**
I'm not done yet...
**[19:41] T**
Give it a rest, Kyoya.
**[19:44] T**
You'll die if you keep this up.
**[19:46] Ky**
Shut it!
**[19:48] Ky**
You think I'd do this
without being prepared to die—
**[19:54] Ky**
What?
**[19:55] O**
Sorry I'm late.
**[19:57] O**
Saionji's locked on to him
from up on a rooftop, too.
**[20:00] O**
It's all right now.
**[20:06] Ky**
Every single one of you is blind.
**[20:08] Ky**
You'll regret not killing
her right here and now.
**[20:12] Ky**
I hope you learn your lesson,
you ignorant puppets!
**[20:18] T**
Kyoya!
**[20:19] O**
There's a river below.
**[20:20] O**
And if he's got a Relic Eater,
it will keep him alive.
**[20:24] O**
Forget about him.
**[20:25] O**
Let's take this chance to grab
your sister and return to the academy.
**[20:35] K**
Onii-chan, I'm sorry.
**[20:39] T**
I'll protect you, no matter what.
**[20:41] T**
I'll create a home for you in this world!
**[20:48] S**
Do you understand, Kusanagi-kun?
**[20:50] S**
Your sister's powers
**[20:52] S**
grant her wishes.
**[20:56] S**
So while it's impossible for us to kill her,
**[20:59] S**
she'd gladly let you do it.
**[21:04] K**
Stop.
**[21:06] K**
Don't show
**[21:08] K**
Onii-chan...
**[21:09] K**
Stop it!
**[21:14] D**
Help me!
**[21:18] D**
Kill me!
**[21:29] K**
I... tried really hard...
**[21:35] K**
So...
**[21:37] T**
Kiseki...
**[21:40] K**
So it's about time, right?
**[21:44] K**
Together, let's...
**[21:48] H**
Hallelujah!
**[21:54] H**
Sorry to keep you waiting,
Kusanagi Kiseki-san.
**[21:57] H**
I'm here to pick you up!
**[21:58] H**
You're meant to be a harbinger
of chaos, together with us!
**[22:01] K**
Onii-chan!
**[22:02] H**
Come with us!
**[22:04] K**
No!
***SIGN*** Supreme Wish
# 12 - Supreme Wish
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZXDKNVY/anti-magic-academy-the-35th-test-platoon)
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**[00:01] K**
I... tried really hard...
**[00:07] K**
So...
**[00:09] T**
Kiseki...
**[00:12] K**
So it's about time, right?
**[00:16] K**
Together, let's...
**[00:21] H**
Hallelujah!
**[00:26] H**
Sorry to keep you waiting,
Kusanagi Kiseki-san.
**[00:28] H**
I'm here to pick you up!
**[00:30] H**
You're meant to be a harbinger
of chaos, together with us!
**[00:34] H**
Come with us!
**[00:37] K**
Onii-chan!
**[00:39] K**
No!
**[00:45] U**
What is that?
**[00:46] I**
Looks like the worst-case
scenario has come to pass.
**[00:50] I**
Usagi, let's regroup!
**[00:54] O**
Did that punk act on his own again?
**[01:13] So**
Your wish has come true,
**[01:16] So**
Chairman of the Alchemist Board of Directors,
**[01:19] So**
Suginami Suzaku-san.
**[01:21] Suz**
Incredible! What is that?
**[01:24] Suz**
Is a creature like that really allowed to exist?
**[01:27] Suz**
Can it be cloned?
**[01:30] So**
Impossible.
**[01:32] Suz**
That's a shame.
**[01:34] So**
We sacrificed an entire area
**[01:36] So**
to satisfy your curiosity.
**[01:38] So**
We've ended up with huge losses.
**[01:41] Suz**
Allow us to help you
**[01:43] Suz**
clean up this mess.
**[01:46] So**
No,
**[01:47] So**
we might not need to.
**[01:51] Suz**
Whatever could you mean?
**[01:53] So**
I'm talking about our ultimate weapon.
**[01:58] So**
Chairman, would you like
to make a bet with me?
**[02:02] So**
Will Kusanagi Takeru be able
**[02:04] So**
to kill his sister or not?
**[02:07] So**
Let's place our bets.
***SIGN*** Episode 12: "Supreme Wish"
**[03:46] H**
Coming to pick you up was all well and good,
**[03:49] H**
but I wasn't expecting this much chaos.
**[03:52] H**
No wonder Valhalla wants you.
**[03:55] H**
Whoa, there.
**[03:57] H**
I would ask you not
to get me caught up in this,
**[04:01] H**
but I'm sure you're not listening.
**[04:06] O**
Are you okay, Kusanagi?!
**[04:09] H**
You're Mari-san's friend, are you not?
**[04:12] H**
Fancy meeting you here.
**[04:15] H**
Did you know?
**[04:17] H**
Dangerous liaisons begin
**[04:20] H**
with chance meetings.
**[04:21] O**
Hand over Kusanagi!
**[04:24] H**
He's bait.
**[04:26] H**
For this Hundred Demons of the Night,
who seems to love her family.
**[04:30] H**
I can't afford to let him go easily.
**[04:33] O**
Then I'll take him back with force!
**[04:40] H**
You are beautiful when you're angry!
**[04:43] H**
Leaving you to be consumed
by these demons would be a waste!
**[04:52] H**
Your Relic Eater's ability is
to unravel magic sequences, I believe?
**[04:56] H**
It's no big deal if I combat you in
**[04:58] H**
in close quarters,
without going witch hunter.
**[05:06] H**
Now, let me hear more
of your beautiful screams!
**[05:12] H**
Such a boorish lump of meat.
**[05:14] N**
We don't have time to mess around.
**[05:17] O**
Can you hear me, Vlad?
**[05:19] V**
What is it, provisional master?
**[05:21] O**
Form a contract with me.
**[05:23] V**
Oh? Are you sure?
**[05:26] O**
Yes, I am.
**[05:27] V**
Didn't you form a provisional contract
**[05:29] V**
with me for revenge?
**[05:31] V**
I thought you said you wouldn't accept me
**[05:34] V**
before you faced your target.
**[05:37] O**
I realized that now
**[05:38] O**
is the time to use these powers.
**[05:41] O**
I won't stop fighting to avenge my family,
**[05:44] O**
and the regret and despair they suffered.
**[05:46] O**
But if
**[05:47] O**
the people living by my side now are in danger,
**[05:52] O**
I won't have any hesitation in accepting you!
**[05:55] O**
I'll fight with everything I have!
**[05:58] V**
If you had tried to form a blood pact with me
**[06:01] V**
for something as petty as revenge,
**[06:03] V**
I would've eaten you alive.
**[06:06] V**
But I find your current desire noble.
**[06:08] V**
In fact, I'm rather touched by it.
**[06:11] V**
Very well. Our contract is thus formed.
**[06:13] V**
I shall give you all I have!
**[06:16] V**
In return, provide me ample entertainment!
**[06:19] O**
Desiring with supreme ardor...
**[06:21] O**
Bring down the hammer against witches!
**[06:25] H**
Nacht, do you think there's room
for a little more fun and games?
**[06:28] N**
Are you kidding me?
**[06:30] N**
Can't you tell by how the demons are acting?
**[06:41] H**
I can't hold back!
**[06:43] H**
Orochi and the rest
can handle securing the target.
**[06:45] H**
I'll have some fun with her!
**[06:47] O**
I'll protect them all.
**[06:49] O**
My friends, Kusanagi,
**[06:52] O**
and his little sister.
**[06:54] H**
You may have gained a witch-hunter form,
**[06:56] H**
but it's merely a tiny drop
of hope on this canvas of despair!
**[07:09] H**
You're quite good.
**[07:11] O**
Vlad!
**[07:11] ---**
Very well.
**[07:13] V**
Flexible Material Booster, full throttle.
**[07:16] N**
Berserk Enchant!
**[07:18] O**
Pierce,
**[07:19] O**
Vampire!
**[07:28] O**
Kusanagi!
**[07:32] M**
Aurora Bullet!
**[07:35] O**
Nikaido?
**[07:38] M**
As if I'd miss the chance
to see you in trouble!
**[07:41] U**
We don't have time for chitchat.
**[07:44] U**
We're getting away!
**[07:45] O**
You guys...
**[07:50] I**
This is his sister's power, huh?
**[07:52] I**
I'd heard about it,
**[07:54] I**
but I didn't think it'd be this brutal.
**[07:56] O**
So Kusanagi did tell you about it?
**[07:58] I**
My word. You're getting
jealous in this situation?
**[08:02] I**
How relaxed.
**[08:03] O**
Quit with the jokes.
**[08:04] O**
If there's anything else you know, tell us.
**[08:06] O**
We have to stop her, somehow.
**[08:09] I**
In order to suppress her,
**[08:11] I**
you have to keep killing
**[08:13] I**
her overflowing powers
until her frenzy dies down.
**[08:16] I**
It seems only she,
**[08:18] I**
the main body, is immortal,
**[08:20] I**
so the stuff on the outside can be put down.
**[08:23] M**
We have to keep destroying these things?
**[08:25] U**
For how long?
**[08:27] I**
No idea.
**[08:28] I**
It could be a few hours;
it could last for days;
**[08:32] I**
or it could go on until
the world is destroyed.
**[08:36] I**
Killing Kiseki is impossible, too.
**[08:39] I**
As long as she doesn't want
to be killed by someone else,
**[08:42] I**
her powers will keep rejecting death.
**[08:45] I**
If anybody has a chance to kill her, it's...
**[08:58] I**
Ow...
**[09:00] O**
Right now, we have no choice but
to eliminate as much of this as we can.
**[09:03] O**
We'll still stand a chance if backup arrives!
**[09:07] U**
How's Kusanagi?
**[09:09] O**
His Relic Eater's healing his wounds.
**[09:11] O**
There might be a different
reason why he's not coming to.
**[09:15] I**
Even if he does come to,
**[09:17] I**
he might be forced to kill his sister.
**[09:20] M**
I'm not gonna let him
**[09:23] M**
carry any more burdens!
**[09:25] M**
It's our turn to help carry his!
**[09:28] O**
That's right.
**[09:30] O**
Coming from you, very well said.
**[09:32] M**
What's your problem?
Do you have to be that annoying right now?
**[09:35] O**
Vlad!
**[09:36] V**
You have already lost a lot
**[09:38] V**
of blood due to using hallmark magic.
**[09:41] V**
You should keep your mana reserves in mind.
**[09:43] O**
I don't care!
**[09:44] O**
It'll all be for nothing
if we don't make it through this!
**[09:47] V**
Very well.
**[09:50] O**
Nikaido Mari.
**[09:52] O**
I leave these two and Kusanagi to you.
**[09:55] M**
Hey!
**[09:56] O**
Killing his own little sister?
**[09:59] O**
Going through the same suffering I did?
**[10:01] O**
I'll never let Kusanagi experience that!
**[10:08] K**
Orange hair. Hate you.
**[10:11] K**
Girl who took Onii-chan away from me...
**[10:13] K**
I'm the only one who can stay by his side!
**[10:19] T**
*What have I been doing all this while?*
**[10:24] T**
*Five years ago,*
**[10:26] T**
* I became the root cause of all this*
* by not being able to do anything.*
**[10:30] T**
*Back then...*
**[10:32] T**
*Be it protecting her, or killing her,*
**[10:36] T**
* I should've made a decision*
* instead of running away.*
**[10:42] T**
*It might have changed everything.*
**[10:45] L**
It's still not too late.
**[10:51] L**
If you wish for it,
**[10:53] L**
I shall grant you power.
**[10:57] L**
I exist to fulfill your desires,
**[11:01] L**
so there's no need for you to turn me down.
**[11:05] L**
I am your beloved blade,
**[11:08] L**
and you are my beloved master.
**[11:11] L**
I shall offer you everything...
**[11:15] L**
Offer you all of my true powers.
**[11:19] L**
So in return,
**[11:22] L**
please give me everything you have.
**[11:25] L**
Question 3:
Can you abandon what is precious to you
**[11:29] L**
in order to achieve your goals?
**[11:34] L**
Now I will ask my final question:
**[11:37] L**
Will you...
**[11:39] L**
Will you abandon your own humanity
**[11:42] L**
and desire me in order to achieve your goals?
**[12:08] L**
Is that your wish?
**[12:21] L**
Soul seized from puppet Kusanagi Takeru.
**[12:25] L**
Executing program. Injecting mana.
**[12:28] L**
Commencing soul integration.
**[12:31] L**
Time required to complete process: unknown.
**[12:34] L**
Continuing fusion.
**[12:36] L**
Mistelteinn will hereby leave
**[12:39] L**
the control of the Inquisition.
**[12:41] L**
Activating god-hunter mode.
**[12:44] L**
Wake up.
**[12:47] L**
It is time for the god-hunt.
***SIGN*** Lapis Lazuli
***SIGN***
**[12:58] K**
Orange hair. Hate you.
**[13:00] K**
I'm the only one who can stay by his side!
**[13:04] O**
A heretical power that destroys one's mind
**[13:06] O**
by forcibly fulfilling their desires?
**[13:08] K**
Stop it...
**[13:10] K**
I don't feel
**[13:13] K**
that way...
**[13:15] K**
Don't grant it!
**[13:17] K**
Liar. You know.
**[13:20] K**
Onii-chan promised
**[13:22] K**
to die with me.
**[13:26] K**
Those who try to take Onii-chan...
**[13:28] K**
Disappear. Die.
**[13:32] O**
You won't defile
**[13:34] O**
my friend's family any further!
**[13:38] O**
Vlad, how many minutes
have passed since we began combat?
**[13:41] V**
A little under five minutes.
**[13:43] O**
Let's head back.
My friends could be in danger by now.
**[13:45] V**
Enemies coming from the ground!
**[13:48] O**
No way!
**[13:48] K**
Don't take Onii-chan away.
**[13:51] K**
Go away. Disappear.
**[13:54] O**
Out of my way!
**[14:00] M**
As if I'd lose!
**[14:03] M**
That stubborn girl
**[14:05] M**
left these three to me!
**[14:08] U**
I'm running out of ammunition!
**[14:10] I**
This is the last. Use it responsibly.
**[14:14] I**
I guess we'll only last
another five minutes, at most.
**[14:16] U**
I'll fight until the very end.
**[14:18] U**
The words "give up"
**[14:20] U**
don't exist in Saionji Usagi's dictionary!
**[14:27] O**
What?!
**[14:34] O**
Is that you, Kusanagi?
**[14:38] T**
Yeah.
**[14:40] T**
Still me.
**[14:41] O**
Thank goodness you're all right.
**[14:44] O**
If you, me, and those three work together...
**[14:50] O**
Wh-What? My power's been sucked out...
**[14:54] O**
Why, Kusanagi?
**[14:57] M**
Takeru, you...
**[15:00] T**
Mari, Usagi, Suginami...
**[15:03] T**
Take care of Ohtori.
**[15:06] T**
I don't have time to explain.
**[15:08] T**
While I'm still myself,
**[15:10] T**
take her and get out of here.
**[15:13] M**
But what about you?
**[15:18] O**
Kusanagi!
**[15:20] O**
Don't go!
**[15:22] O**
You shouldn't carry the same burden as me!
**[15:26] O**
No matter what the reason,
**[15:28] O**
you can't kill family with your own hands!
**[15:32] O**
Even if it's for her sake!
**[15:37] T**
I...
**[15:42] T**
I'm not going to fight just for my sister.
**[15:46] T**
Sorry, Ohtori.
**[15:48] T**
I don't think
**[15:51] T**
I can walk by your side anymore.
**[15:55] M**
Don't go, Takeru!
**[15:57] M**
I don't really get it, but just don't!
**[16:01] U**
You're our captain!
**[16:03] U**
You'd better not abandon your post!
**[16:08] T**
Forgive me, guys.
**[16:11] M**
Takeru!
**[16:21] T**
Kiseki!
**[16:23] K**
You're finally going to put an end to this.
**[16:27] T**
That may be salvation to you, but I...
**[16:34] H**
Nice!
**[16:35] H**
A guy trying to end the life
**[16:38] H**
of a loved one is a sight to behold!
**[16:40] T**
Out of my way!
**[16:41] T**
I don't have much time left!
**[16:44] H**
I'm afraid I can't.
**[16:47] H**
Your little sister is a VIP to us in Valhalla.
**[16:51] H**
I'll take her with me, even if I have to kill her.
**[16:53] K**
Don't!
**[16:54] K**
We'll die together. Stay out of the way.
**[16:56] K**
Onii-chan will die with me.
**[16:58] K**
Don't go anywhere.
**[17:00] K**
Stay by my side.
**[17:02] H**
I can't believe you transformed
**[17:04] H**
to god-hunter mode to kill your own sister.
**[17:07] H**
I guess I really do
**[17:09] H**
have to kill you here.
**[17:11] K**
Onii-chan will die?
**[17:15] K**
Right. Hurry.
**[17:17] K**
Hurry, together.
**[17:22] K**
I want to die already.
**[17:24] K**
Onii-chan will...
**[17:27] K**
It's all Onii-chan's fault.
**[17:29] K**
He turned me into this.
**[17:32] K**
Because he couldn't kill me back then.
**[17:35] T**
That's right!
**[17:37] T**
I couldn't kill Kiseki!
**[17:39] T**
That regret is what kept me alive until now!
**[17:42] T**
Back then, I was of two minds,
but chose neither.
**[17:47] T**
Now, I finally understand.
**[17:49] T**
I don't care how much I regret it.
**[17:52] T**
I'll stay true to my desires!
**[17:55] H**
That's rich, from a guy getting
his soul devoured by his Relic Eater!
**[17:59] H**
Until I breathe my last,
**[18:03] H**
I won't give up on my friends,
my sister,
**[18:06] H**
or my life!
**[18:09] H**
How naive.
**[18:11] H**
The ramblings of a pussy
who can't cast anything aside.
**[18:15] T**
I want to take Kiseki back!
**[18:18] T**
I want to go back to my friends, too!
**[18:20] T**
That's my wish!
**[18:22] K**
No! You have to die with me!
**[18:24] K**
I'll die with you!
**[18:26] K**
Stop it!
**[18:27] K**
The truth is, I want...
**[18:29] K**
Lies.
**[18:30] K**
It was nothing but suffering.
**[18:33] K**
Quit lying!
**[18:35] K**
You promised. You liar!
**[18:38] T**
Kiseki!
**[18:40] H**
Rest assured.
**[18:41] H**
Once I kill you,
**[18:43] H**
I'll send your little sister after you, too.
**[18:46] H**
I'm a man of my word.
**[18:50] H**
Of course, it'll be after she covers
**[18:52] H**
the world in despair for me!
**[18:55] T**
You scumbag!
**[18:56] K**
Liar!
**[18:59] K**
I'm not lying!
**[19:00] K**
I do want to die with Onii-chan,
**[19:03] K**
but right now, this is how I feel!
**[19:06] K**
Won't accept it.
**[19:07] K**
Lies. Love Onii-chan.
**[19:09] K**
Lies. Hate.
**[19:11] K**
Lies. Love.
**[19:12] T**
Kiseki!
**[19:12] K**
Wanna kill. Don't wanna kill.
**[19:14] K**
Wanna destroy. Don't wanna destroy.
**[19:15] K**
Wanna kill. Don't wanna kill.
**[19:16] K**
Wanna destroy. Don't wanna destroy.
**[19:17] H**
Is the internal conflict
making it break down?
**[19:19] N**
Isn't this bad?
**[19:21] T**
Step aside!
**[19:23] H**
Nacht!
**[19:24] N**
Berserk Enchant!
**[19:26] T**
Ragnarok Enchant!
**[19:28] T**
Kusanagi double-edged art:
**[19:31] T**
Yamata-no-Orochi!
**[19:37] T**
Kiseki!
**[19:40] T**
Where are you?!
**[19:49] K**
Onii-chan...
**[19:58] K**
Onii-chan?
**[20:00] T**
Yeah. Let's go back together.
**[20:06] D**
Are you going
**[20:08] D**
to make me suffer again?
**[20:11] T**
Maybe.
**[20:14] T**
But until I can truly save you,
**[20:18] T**
I will stand up as many times as it takes.
**[20:30] Suz**
What? Over already?
**[20:35] O**
Good grief.
**[20:37] O**
Guess we'll have to retreat for now.
**[20:40] O**
Back to the drawing board, Kanaria!
**[20:43] Kan**
Roger that.
**[20:44] Kan**
Tch.
**[20:50] So**
Hey, Orochi-kun.
**[20:52] So**
It's been 150 years.
**[20:55] So**
How've you been?
**[20:57] O**
Ohtori Sougetsu.
**[20:59] O**
Are you trying to use Takeru to
make history repeat itself?
**[21:04] So**
Do your best to try and fight it.
**[21:07] So**
A finger has already been
placed on the trigger of war.
**[21:11] So**
Whether you like it or not,
**[21:14] So**
hell shall descend upon us again,
**[21:16] So**
Kusanagi Orochi-kun.
**[21:19] O**
Kusanagi!
**[21:20] M**
Takeru!
**[21:21] M**
Thank goodness you're safe!
**[21:23] O**
You saved your sister?
**[21:26] T**
Nah, I wouldn't say that.
**[21:30] T**
As it stands,
**[21:32] T**
I'll only be putting her through
more painful things.
**[21:36] M**
You can lean on me more, you know?
**[21:39] U**
Please don't suffer alone.
**[21:42] I**
Good grief. You're such a worrywart.
**[21:47] O**
Let us carry
**[21:50] O**
half of your burden, too.
**[21:56] T**
Thank you.
**[22:11] T**
***SIGN*** Freshmen
35th Test Platoon